1 00:00:00,230 --> 00:00:02,729 02 Critters 2 - Sci-Fi 1988 English 2 00:00:06,230 --> 00:00:09,669 [ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ] 3 00:01:15,370 --> 00:01:19,169 [ FOOTSTEPS ] 4 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:20,369 [ WATER BUBBLING ] 5 00:01:31,590 --> 00:01:34,589 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 6 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:42,559 [ GRAVEL CRUNCHING ] 7 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,809 [ ANIMAL SCREECHING ] 8 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:56,679 [ GROWLING ] 9 00:01:58,250 --> 00:02:01,249 [ PANTING ] 10 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:03,719 [ INTENSE MUSIC ] 11 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:12,589 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 12 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:19,599 [ SCREAMING ] 13 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:20,629 [ EXPLOSION ] 14 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:22,569 Huh. 15 00:02:37,650 --> 00:02:39,519 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 16 00:02:46,460 --> 00:02:47,729 [ SIGHS ] 17 00:02:48,430 --> 00:02:51,169 [ GRUNTING ] 18 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:03,479 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] 19 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:23,659 Huh! 20 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,279 I hate that part. 21 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:42,949 [ BEEPING ] 22 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:49,259 Bounty hunters, have you completed your mission? 23 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:51,259 Oh, yeah. We wasted him. 24 00:03:51,260 --> 00:03:53,289 Check out the head on this sucker. 25 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:56,499 Fine. However, an earlier expedition remains incomplete. 26 00:03:56,500 --> 00:04:00,999 A G-sweep of the planet Earth indicates residual Crite life. 27 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,639 G-sweep's wrong. 28 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,639 No way, Your Holiness. I was there. I saw it all. 29 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,709 The G-sweep is infallible. 30 00:04:07,710 --> 00:04:10,539 The council is very nervous when it comes to the Crites. 31 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:13,849 'They are a lethal plague and must be wiped out.' 32 00:04:13,850 --> 00:04:16,349 Pay for the Hexapod kill shall be withheld 33 00:04:16,350 --> 00:04:19,519 'until the eradication of Crites on Earth is verified.' 34 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,619 There must be no doubt. 35 00:04:29,030 --> 00:04:31,269 Does this mean we're going back to Earth? 36 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,809 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] 37 00:04:59,890 --> 00:05:01,929 What takes you to Grover's Bend, son? 38 00:05:01,930 --> 00:05:03,929 My grandmother lives there. 39 00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:05,969 Oh, Easter vacation with granny, huh? 40 00:05:05,970 --> 00:05:08,599 Oh, that's a good grandson. 41 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:13,839 You know what the Bend's famous for, don't you? 42 00:05:15,710 --> 00:05:17,609 What's that? 43 00:05:17,610 --> 00:05:20,749 Your granny ever told you about those space porcupine things? 44 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:24,379 No. No, she never did. 45 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,449 Bunch of folks hereabout think they came 46 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:29,919 from one of those unidentified flying UFOs or some such. 47 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,529 Some say those little boogers attacked 48 00:05:32,530 --> 00:05:34,999 one of the farms outside of town. 49 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,529 Maybe a friend of your granny's, huh? 50 00:05:37,530 --> 00:05:38,569 The Browns? 51 00:05:39,900 --> 00:05:43,939 No, no. She doesn't know any Browns. 52 00:05:45,370 --> 00:05:48,379 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 53 00:05:53,050 --> 00:05:57,879 [ ROCK MUSIC ] 54 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,389 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 55 00:06:04,860 --> 00:06:06,559 Come on, man. 56 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,729 Buried treasure right this way. 57 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:12,969 [ BURPS ] 58 00:06:12,970 --> 00:06:14,969 What the hell are we doing? 59 00:06:14,970 --> 00:06:17,469 Ain't nobody lived here in two years. 60 00:06:20,610 --> 00:06:22,809 What exactly are we looking for? 61 00:06:22,810 --> 00:06:25,879 Collectors' items. Nothing like them. 62 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:30,149 Just like all the other weird shit you got in your store. 63 00:06:30,150 --> 00:06:32,589 Jeez, it's freezing in here. 64 00:06:42,030 --> 00:06:43,859 What are they? 65 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:45,869 'Whatever you tell people they are.' 66 00:06:47,970 --> 00:06:49,969 So what do you say? 67 00:06:51,670 --> 00:06:53,739 These things ain't worth dick. 68 00:06:55,610 --> 00:06:57,139 Okay fine. 69 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,179 I'll just take 'em up to KC. 70 00:06:59,180 --> 00:07:02,579 See what one of them big antique stores will give me for 'em. 71 00:07:02,580 --> 00:07:04,519 You do that. 72 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:08,789 But... a case of Meister Brau would save me lotta trouble. 73 00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:12,859 Load 'em up. 74 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:13,860 Right. 75 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:20,999 [ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC ] 76 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,919 [ BUZZING ] 77 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:42,689 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 78 00:08:03,610 --> 00:08:04,639 [ SIGHS ] 79 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,749 Perfect fit. 80 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:09,049 Come on, kids, let's go. Hurry up. 81 00:08:09,050 --> 00:08:11,049 Hey, sis. Dinner's at six, okay? 82 00:08:11,050 --> 00:08:12,789 Okay, Megan. 83 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:17,759 - You put them right here.. - No, no. No, no, no. 84 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:21,699 Okay, okay. We pull the photo one column to the left. 85 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:23,999 Now, we'll keep the 4H club sidebar 86 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:28,129 and we will swap the side walk weeds issue 87 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:31,869 with the Easter egg hunt right here. Huh? 88 00:08:31,870 --> 00:08:33,069 I-I.. 89 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,609 Yeah. 90 00:08:34,610 --> 00:08:36,609 - 'Hey, dad.' - Hi, honey. 91 00:08:36,610 --> 00:08:38,079 'I got the returns.' 92 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,579 Okay. Put them back by the typeset, will you? 93 00:08:40,580 --> 00:08:41,949 Okay. 94 00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:44,989 So what do we do about the 39-pound squash? 95 00:08:44,990 --> 00:08:48,689 We bury it somewhere on page four. 96 00:08:48,690 --> 00:08:50,719 I thought you said it was 29 pounds. 97 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:52,959 Thirty nine. 98 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,959 I weighed old jumbo myself. 99 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,629 Better move it up to page one. 100 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:08,109 [ Megan ] 'We're still looking at empty space here.' 101 00:09:08,110 --> 00:09:09,779 [ male #1 ] 'Put that back.' 102 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:18,019 I got a stop-press story for you. 103 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:19,619 What's that? 104 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:21,659 "Bus driver finds Grover's Bend?" 105 00:09:21,660 --> 00:09:25,229 "Brad Brown is back in town." 106 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:26,959 Bradley Brown? 107 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,559 "The boy who cried critter." 108 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:32,199 We don't wanna get scooped out on this one, Mr. Morgan. 109 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:35,699 Not much chance of that. We're the only paper in 80 miles. 110 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,699 This is big news in Grover's Bend. 111 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:40,309 Inquiring minds want to know. 112 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:41,939 - Like mine. - Hmm-hmm. 113 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:43,639 Just forget it, Sal. 114 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:46,079 That boy's stories nearly tore this town apart. 115 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,149 Just let Grover's Bend forget about that night. 116 00:09:48,150 --> 00:09:51,279 I mean it, Sal. No, Brad Brown. 117 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:54,189 Brad who? 118 00:10:00,330 --> 00:10:03,329 [ SOFT MUSIC ] 119 00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:18,649 [ FEMALE 1 ] Snack time. Here we are. 120 00:10:18,650 --> 00:10:22,349 [ CHILD 1 ] Don't you have any Clark Bars or Milk Duds? 121 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:26,319 Oh, honey, fresh vegetables are high in fibre. 122 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:29,989 And we need fibre for a healthy BM. 123 00:10:29,990 --> 00:10:32,359 Now, we don't want to get constipated, do we? 124 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,829 [ ALL CHILDREN ] No. 125 00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:35,829 [ FEMALE 1 ] Oh, we don't. 126 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,369 [ KNOCKING ] 127 00:10:43,370 --> 00:10:46,009 [ FEMALE 1 ] I know who that is. 128 00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:47,909 Bradley. Come on in. 129 00:10:47,910 --> 00:10:49,339 Hi, Nana. 130 00:10:49,340 --> 00:10:52,709 Look at you. You're shooting up like a stink weed. 131 00:10:52,710 --> 00:10:54,079 [ CHILDREN LAUGHING ] 132 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,789 Um. You've been eating red meat. 133 00:10:58,790 --> 00:11:00,389 No. No, no, no. Not me. 134 00:11:00,390 --> 00:11:03,319 Ah, it's the worst thing you could do to that body. 135 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,359 Come in here and have a good snack with these kids. 136 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:09,129 [ FEMALE 1 ] You know, the carnivores have short intestines 137 00:11:09,130 --> 00:11:11,199 and the meat passes right out through. 138 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,199 But we're herbivores. 139 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,199 'We've got great long intestines' 140 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,199 and the meat just rots in there. 141 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,669 No, no. You stop it. 142 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:25,379 [ MUSIC FROM CAR STEREO ] 143 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:42,999 [ SNIFFS ] 144 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,959 [ DOG BARKING ] 145 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:47,899 Quigley, get your stupid dog out of the way. 146 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:51,739 Chilli dog, get in the back. 147 00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:54,909 Go on, get back. Go on. Get in the back. 148 00:11:54,910 --> 00:11:57,379 Get in the back, you miserable son of a bitch! 149 00:11:57,380 --> 00:12:00,879 Go on. It's just a dog. 150 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,079 So was Cujo. 151 00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:11,759 Whow. Whow. Whow. Whow! 152 00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:13,489 [ LAUGHING ] 153 00:12:29,510 --> 00:12:31,949 [ CLAPPING ON TV ] 154 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,449 [ KNOCKS ] 155 00:12:37,450 --> 00:12:39,019 Hi, Harv. 156 00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:49,329 What in the hell are you doing here? 157 00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:52,899 Important business. Brad Brown is back in town. 158 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,029 Oh. 159 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,039 Well, on the important chart 160 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,439 I'd put that right between a pineapple quiche 161 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,539 and a pimple on the ass. 162 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:02,509 I thought you'd want to talk with him 163 00:13:02,510 --> 00:13:04,779 about the critters and all. 164 00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:07,009 Why the hell would I want to do that? 165 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,449 If I never talk to anybody about them things 166 00:13:09,450 --> 00:13:12,049 that shall remain nameless, I'll die a happy man. 167 00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:13,319 And besides that 168 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,389 I ain't been sheriff of this burg 169 00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:18,059 for two glorious years. 170 00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:20,959 Now, why don't you run along home, Sal? 171 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,029 Because they're about to start the bonus round. 172 00:13:30,970 --> 00:13:32,469 Here's the last of 'em. 173 00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:35,339 Put 'em with the rest of them, brain dead. 174 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:49,119 So. What about them brewskies? 175 00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:56,299 This is all that plain-wrap piss. 176 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:58,499 I thought we agreed on Meister Brau. 177 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,199 I ain't got no Meister Brau. 178 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,369 Then I'm taking two. 179 00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:08,269 And a couple of these. 180 00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:18,219 I hate teenagers. 181 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:20,589 [ DOG BARKING ] 182 00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:22,019 [ MALE 2 ] Quigley! 183 00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:23,389 [ LAUGHING ] 184 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:30,259 Now, what in the hell am I gonna do with you? 185 00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:41,109 [ SONG ON CAR STEREO ] 186 00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:53,049 Say, Ug? 187 00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:56,459 How come... you look like that rock and roll guy, 188 00:14:56,460 --> 00:15:01,559 and Lee's still... a nothing-face? 189 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,359 Because this body fit. 190 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:08,529 'Lee stays a nothing-face till he finds the right self.' 191 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,669 Can't live in the wrong self. 192 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,279 Charlie, quiet. 193 00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:26,049 - Charlie thinking. - Thinking what? 194 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:31,389 Oh, just about going back to Earth after all this time. 195 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:32,929 Don't want to? 196 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,229 I don't know. 197 00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:40,299 On Earth, I was just a big nobody. 198 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:44,239 I had one friend and he was just a kid. 199 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,109 - Brad. - Yeah. 200 00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:51,079 Hey, hey, uh.. 201 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,309 You wouldn't just leave me on Earth, would you? 202 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,319 Charlie... bounty hunter. 203 00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:02,219 Yeah. 204 00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:04,219 Yeah, Charlie, bounty hunter. 205 00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:08,329 Say, you guys are okay. You know that? 206 00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:14,269 [ FEMALE SINGING ] 207 00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:16,339 ♪ At the Hungry Heifer ♪ 208 00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:20,569 ♪ We won't give you a bum steer ♪ 209 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,009 How about some buffalo chips or a Moo shake? 210 00:16:23,010 --> 00:16:25,349 We got a two-for-one Easter special. 211 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:27,149 No, thanks. 212 00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:31,049 Wesley. What are you doing here? 213 00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:32,389 Let's have us a beer. 214 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:34,349 Don't you get it? 215 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,259 Let's just say I'm not the Van Halen type. 216 00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:41,529 Alright. I hate elevator music too. 217 00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:46,429 Look, what other choice you got? 218 00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:51,699 Wesley, I've gotta go to work. Leave me alone. 219 00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:52,710 Leave her alone. 220 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,109 Just-just, you know, cool it, okay? 221 00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:04,049 Well, lookie here. 222 00:17:05,490 --> 00:17:07,689 Little Bradley Brown. 223 00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:10,489 I haven't seen you in a long time, pee-wee. 224 00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:12,559 How's your little space monsters? 225 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,789 I don't want to start any trouble, okay, Wesley. 226 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,699 Did you hear that? 227 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:20,169 The little mouse don't want any trouble. 228 00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:22,169 Well, that's too bad. 229 00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:29,509 I'm warning you. I've been taking karate. 230 00:17:29,510 --> 00:17:32,709 I don't want anyone hurt. Just keep your distance. 231 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,719 [ GRUNTS ] 232 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,679 [ MALE 3 ] Somebody call the sheriff. 233 00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:39,749 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 234 00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:48,329 Shouldn't have come back, ass hole! 235 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:49,759 'Nobody wants you here.' 236 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,359 [ SIGHS ] 237 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,829 - Thanks for the getaway. I'm. - Bradley Brown. 238 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:57,669 Do I know you? Did we go to school together? 239 00:17:57,670 --> 00:18:00,309 You used to throw cherry bombs in the trash cans. 240 00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:02,109 Are you a senior? 241 00:18:02,110 --> 00:18:03,609 Yup. 242 00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:07,349 What? 243 00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:10,449 Ponytail and braces... and zits. 244 00:18:11,650 --> 00:18:13,719 - You're Megan Morgan? - Hm. 245 00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:17,089 Does your dad still run the newspaper? 246 00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:18,589 I'm a reporter there. 247 00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:20,229 Really? 248 00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:22,729 Kinda like a Jimmy Olsen with breasts. 249 00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:34,439 Chilli, chow. 250 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:35,479 [ TAPPING ] 251 00:18:40,710 --> 00:18:41,879 Well, shit. 252 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,289 I reckon you'll come back when you get hungry. 253 00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:51,489 [ GROANS ] 254 00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:02,169 But I'm going home. 255 00:19:02,170 --> 00:19:03,899 [ BELL RINGS ] 256 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,839 Mr. Quigley? Len? 257 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:14,479 Are you here? 258 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,819 Nana, it's scary in here. 259 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:19,449 It's okay, hon. 260 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,889 Nothing here can hurt you. 261 00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:24,889 Especially no dead frog. 262 00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:26,429 Don't touch that. 263 00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:27,689 I didn't hurt it. 264 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,699 Never mind that, Len. 265 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:32,829 Where are those Easter eggs you called me about? 266 00:19:32,830 --> 00:19:35,569 Well, they're in the back. 267 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:46,649 Where on Earth did you get these, Len? 268 00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:51,179 They're from Europe. 269 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,419 Oh. 270 00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:57,559 'What are you asking for these?' 271 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:01,189 Uh... ten bucks... each. 272 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,899 That's not what you'd ask the church, now, is it? 273 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:08,269 Oh, of course not. Of course not. 274 00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:11,839 Well, I'll give you $20 for the stack. 275 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,669 - 'You can have half for $25.' - $20. 276 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,479 'For half.' 277 00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:23,319 Cindy, these really are special, aren't they? 278 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,319 Yeah, really. 279 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,829 - How long are you in town? - Just through Easter vacation. 280 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,469 - Where do you guys live now? - Up in Kansas City. 281 00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:46,439 KCK or KCMO? 282 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,379 This isn't for "The Gazette," is it? 283 00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:52,579 I'm thinking of going to college there next year, okay? 284 00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:55,919 Sorry, I just get nervous with reporters and stuff. 285 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,919 'Cause of all that talk about those 286 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,789 space monsters a couple of years ago? 287 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,859 No such thing as any "space monsters." 288 00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:07,289 Really? 289 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,699 Yeah, that was just a stupid kid's dumb dream. 290 00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:11,429 It never happened. 291 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:29,879 [ DOG BARKING ] 292 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,719 Oh, thanks for helping me, honey. 293 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:41,389 And for being such a good girl. I've got a present for you. 294 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,499 - What? - Just wait. 295 00:21:47,330 --> 00:21:48,929 Wow, a chocolate bunny! 296 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:51,839 Oh, it's better than chocolate, honey, it's carob. 297 00:21:53,470 --> 00:21:55,939 'You might as well take one of these too.' 298 00:21:57,410 --> 00:22:01,579 - Thanks, Nana. - Happy Easter, darling. 299 00:22:07,850 --> 00:22:09,719 Shit. 300 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,019 Easter sucks. 301 00:22:32,610 --> 00:22:34,849 [ SCAMPERING ] 302 00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:42,519 Ah. 303 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,759 Jeez-oh-peese. 304 00:22:52,030 --> 00:22:54,869 [ SCAMPERING ] 305 00:22:54,870 --> 00:22:56,869 What the.. 306 00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:07,909 [ SNIFFS ] 307 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:13,019 [ SCAMPERING ] 308 00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:18,459 Chilli dog? 309 00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:20,529 Chilli, boy. 310 00:23:20,530 --> 00:23:22,459 Chilli? 311 00:23:22,460 --> 00:23:24,459 Chilli, wake up, boy. 312 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:35,939 [ HISSING ] 313 00:23:37,810 --> 00:23:39,039 [ SCREAMING ] 314 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:42,979 [ GNAWING ] 315 00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:48,119 [ SCREAMING ] 316 00:23:58,060 --> 00:23:59,469 [ SCREAMING IN PAIN ] 317 00:24:04,070 --> 00:24:06,539 [ MEGAN ] Looks like someone's getting sleepy. 318 00:24:06,540 --> 00:24:08,169 Not me. 319 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,939 Go on, honey. You want to be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed 320 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,979 for the big Easter egg hunt tomorrow morning. 321 00:24:12,980 --> 00:24:15,009 But I'm not sleepy yet, daddy. 322 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:17,049 - Really. - Uh-huh. 323 00:24:17,050 --> 00:24:18,719 Come on, I'll tuck you in. 324 00:24:19,190 --> 00:24:21,589 Okay. 325 00:24:22,990 --> 00:24:25,659 - Night, brat. - Night, creep. 326 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,629 ♪ Ta-da-da-da da-da-da-da ♪ 327 00:24:33,530 --> 00:24:35,099 Super daughter. 328 00:24:36,870 --> 00:24:39,509 - Wanna get under the covers? - No, it's too hot. 329 00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:42,009 Oh, okay. Night, night, sleep tight. 330 00:24:42,010 --> 00:24:44,009 Don't let the bed-bugs bite. 331 00:24:44,010 --> 00:24:46,249 I'll just bite it right back! 332 00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:49,979 Yeah. Oh, uh-oh. What's that in your hair? 333 00:24:49,980 --> 00:24:52,549 Goodnight, daddy, I love you. 334 00:24:52,550 --> 00:24:54,549 I love you too. 335 00:25:09,570 --> 00:25:11,069 [ CLOCK CHIMES ] 336 00:25:11,070 --> 00:25:14,539 [ FEMALE 1 ] I'm going to bed now, Bradley. 337 00:25:14,540 --> 00:25:17,039 Don't stay up too late. 338 00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:25,649 [ BEEPS ] 339 00:25:44,170 --> 00:25:46,239 You knew no one would believe it. 340 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,939 Didn't you? 341 00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:54,109 I sure do miss you, Charlie. 342 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,119 Where did you go? 343 00:26:22,110 --> 00:26:24,009 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 344 00:26:36,820 --> 00:26:38,659 [ COUGHING ] 345 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:45,729 [ CRACKING ] 346 00:27:04,350 --> 00:27:06,689 [ CRITTERS SCAMPERING ] 347 00:27:20,270 --> 00:27:21,769 [ COUGHING ] 348 00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:25,839 [ CRITTERS SCAMPERING ] 349 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,709 [ CRITTERS SCAMPERING ] 350 00:27:32,710 --> 00:27:34,179 [ COUGHING CONTINUES ] 351 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:39,749 [ DOOR OPENS ] 352 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:42,049 Honey, are you all right? 353 00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:43,759 [ SQUISH ] 354 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,229 Oh, I'm sorry, honey. 355 00:27:46,230 --> 00:27:48,229 Well, your Easter candy's a real mess. 356 00:27:48,230 --> 00:27:50,399 - Ew-w. - Ew-w. 357 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,199 [ ROOSTER CROWING ] 358 00:27:54,970 --> 00:27:56,399 [ MOOING ] 359 00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:17,719 Would you look at this? 360 00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:22,459 You ladies are doing a wonderful job. 361 00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:26,069 Now, Reverend. Those are for the children. 362 00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:30,139 The Easter Bunny's here. 363 00:28:30,140 --> 00:28:32,069 Right on time. 364 00:28:32,070 --> 00:28:35,039 Midge, would you bring the sheriff his package? 365 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,279 - Here you go. - There you are. 366 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,179 Are you sure you couldn't get somebody else to do this? 367 00:28:40,180 --> 00:28:42,919 Sheriff Harv did it for 20 years running. 368 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,979 Well, I ain't Sheriff Harv! 369 00:28:44,990 --> 00:28:47,489 Don't be such a gloomy Gus. 370 00:28:47,490 --> 00:28:50,019 Sheriff, just help us out. 371 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:53,259 Who knows, you might even have yourself a good time. 372 00:28:53,260 --> 00:28:55,859 Yeah, fat chance. 373 00:28:55,860 --> 00:28:57,929 Well, you better hurry, ladies. 374 00:28:57,930 --> 00:29:00,829 - Resurrection's in 45 minutes. - Oh! 375 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,069 - Put it down on the other side. - Okay, Emily. 376 00:29:03,070 --> 00:29:05,499 Spread them out so they're all even. 377 00:29:24,990 --> 00:29:26,459 Good morning, children. 378 00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,429 Happy Easter. 379 00:29:28,430 --> 00:29:30,759 We're going to have to be patient today. 380 00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:34,369 We can't start the hunt until the services are over. 381 00:29:34,370 --> 00:29:37,839 But I have it on good authority that the Easter Bunny himself 382 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,269 just might make an appearance. 383 00:29:39,270 --> 00:29:40,469 [ CHILDREN CHEERING ] 384 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,039 Go on now! 385 00:29:50,820 --> 00:29:52,279 [ CRACKING ] 386 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,789 Thank you. 387 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,459 Boy, pretty good crowd today. 388 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:06,269 [ ORGAN MUSIC ] 389 00:30:08,270 --> 00:30:10,299 [ MALE 4 ] I haven't seen you since Christmas. 390 00:30:14,570 --> 00:30:16,879 - I thought he was gone! - He's trouble. 391 00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:20,879 - 'He's back here.' - 'That's him.' 392 00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:25,579 Brad. 393 00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:27,889 [ MALE 5 ] Welcome, friends. 394 00:30:27,890 --> 00:30:31,419 Welcome, one and all. 395 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:35,589 Today, of course, is the Day of Resurrection. 396 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,529 So it seems fitting that some of you have chosen this day 397 00:30:39,530 --> 00:30:42,869 to resurrect your church-going habit. 398 00:30:42,870 --> 00:30:44,539 [ ALL LAUGHING ] 399 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,879 Why'd I ever let her talk me into this? 400 00:30:58,450 --> 00:31:01,589 Honey, that's awfully beautiful. 401 00:31:11,260 --> 00:31:12,999 [ NO AUDIO ] 402 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,069 [ THUD ] 403 00:31:40,590 --> 00:31:41,929 [ CRITTER PANTING ] 404 00:32:00,610 --> 00:32:02,279 Aw, this is great. 405 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,019 The Easter Bunny with his Tehachapi hanging out. 406 00:32:06,690 --> 00:32:09,219 It'd give them kids a real education. 407 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:34,449 What the hell was in you? 408 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,449 [ SCREAMING ] 409 00:32:40,290 --> 00:32:41,949 [ SCREAMING ] 410 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,699 And entering into the sepulcher 411 00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:54,469 they saw sitting on the right side 412 00:32:54,470 --> 00:32:56,639 a young man 413 00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:00,169 clothed in a long, white garment. 414 00:33:01,470 --> 00:33:03,379 And they were affright. 415 00:33:03,380 --> 00:33:04,609 [ GLASS SHATTERING ] 416 00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:09,049 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 417 00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:21,189 [ CROWD MURMURING ] 418 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,639 [ MALE 6 ] Come on, sweetheart. Let's go. 419 00:33:41,050 --> 00:33:42,179 There you are. 420 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,259 My dad just ran your grandma home. 421 00:33:55,260 --> 00:33:57,399 Are you okay? 422 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,729 Yeah, I'm alright. 423 00:33:59,730 --> 00:34:03,399 What do you think happened to the sheriff? 424 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,039 You heard 'em. It was probably some kind of farm accident. 425 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,369 Farm accident? You saw him! 426 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:13,109 - That was no farm accident. - What are you trying to say? 427 00:34:13,110 --> 00:34:15,149 You were telling the truth about those things. 428 00:34:15,150 --> 00:34:17,719 - There are no such things. - I don't believe you. 429 00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:21,819 I mean, I do believe you. 430 00:34:21,820 --> 00:34:24,659 I mean, I believe what you said a couple years ago. 431 00:34:24,660 --> 00:34:28,189 Do me a favour and don't do me any favours, okay? 432 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,299 Don't you think we better go see Harv? 433 00:34:32,770 --> 00:34:34,829 Well, I'm going. 434 00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:36,739 [ SIGHS ] 435 00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:38,769 Megan. 436 00:34:55,150 --> 00:34:57,159 [ KNOCKING ] 437 00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,719 Harv? 438 00:35:03,330 --> 00:35:06,299 We need you in town. Something awful's happened at the church. 439 00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:08,329 What the hell are you doing here, boy? 440 00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:11,269 We think it might have been those creatures. 441 00:35:13,210 --> 00:35:15,209 What creatures would that be? 442 00:35:15,210 --> 00:35:17,209 - It's true, Harv. - You see 'em? 443 00:35:17,210 --> 00:35:18,779 Not exactly. But I... 444 00:35:18,780 --> 00:35:22,309 Then don't be bringing me grief. You go tell the sheriff. 445 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:27,349 - Sheriff is dead. - 'They got him at the church.' 446 00:35:28,390 --> 00:35:30,389 His stomach was eaten out. 447 00:35:30,390 --> 00:35:32,759 'Folks are saying it was some farm machine accident.' 448 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,389 But it wasn't. You have to come with us, Harv. 449 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,829 What are you doing? 450 00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:39,599 What does it look like I'm doing, Einstein? 451 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,369 I'm doing what any intelligent. 452 00:35:41,370 --> 00:35:44,239 God-fearing Grover Bender would do. 453 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:46,239 I'm hauling ass. 454 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:48,509 You can't leave now. This town needs you. 455 00:35:48,510 --> 00:35:53,279 Yeah? This town voted me out in a landslide. 456 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,609 This town can kiss my ass. 457 00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:02,419 I can't believe you're just going to run away. 458 00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:05,489 We need you, Harv. We need a sheriff. 459 00:36:05,490 --> 00:36:08,189 Go check the yellow pages. 460 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:09,859 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 461 00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:14,559 Oh, hi. 462 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,229 This here is American culture. 463 00:37:16,230 --> 00:37:17,559 Good reading. 464 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,999 Good-good articles. 465 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,769 Transform. 466 00:37:27,510 --> 00:37:29,669 Oh no, Lee. Lee no, no. 467 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,839 Don't look at me, Lee. 468 00:38:12,350 --> 00:38:13,789 Kill Crites. 469 00:38:22,330 --> 00:38:25,359 Hey, guys. Hey, wait up! 470 00:38:25,370 --> 00:38:26,869 Hey, Lee! 471 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,839 Lee, you're gonna need this. 472 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,309 [ BRAD ] Okay, let's think. Maybe there is a explanation. 473 00:38:39,310 --> 00:38:41,679 What do you mean? Like really bad stomach ulcers? 474 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,679 Well it could have been a dog. 475 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,519 Yeah, and it could have been the brain from Planet Eros. 476 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,689 You saw him, Brad. It was no dog. 477 00:38:48,690 --> 00:38:50,559 [ FEMALE SCREAMING ] 478 00:38:51,490 --> 00:38:53,359 What's the matter? 479 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,929 I need some air. I was going to take a bath and I see.. 480 00:38:56,930 --> 00:38:59,529 - Just slow down. - Rolling, rolling, towards me. 481 00:38:59,530 --> 00:39:01,569 - Getting bigger and bigger.. - Take a breath. 482 00:39:01,570 --> 00:39:03,569 And it's got these big teeth... 483 00:39:03,570 --> 00:39:05,599 - Where did it go? - Into Quigley's. 484 00:39:05,610 --> 00:39:08,439 - Mr. Quigley. - Get in the truck and lock up. 485 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,679 Brad, you can't go in there. Let's get help. 486 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,679 Who are we gonna call? Critter Busters? 487 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,979 Just stay behind me in the truck. 488 00:39:44,010 --> 00:39:45,539 [ KNOCKING ] 489 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:47,649 Mr. Quigley? 490 00:39:48,980 --> 00:39:50,449 Anybody home? 491 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,949 Mr. Quigley, are you okay? 492 00:39:58,860 --> 00:40:00,859 Nobody's home. Let's get out of here. 493 00:40:01,590 --> 00:40:03,529 [ SCREAMING ] 494 00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:06,029 Get up! 495 00:40:07,430 --> 00:40:09,569 Bradley, look behind you! 496 00:40:09,570 --> 00:40:12,899 [ MEGAN ] Get in the truck. 497 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:15,169 'Get in!' 498 00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:17,879 - Roll up the window! - 'It's broken.' 499 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,079 - Come on. - 'God damn it!' 500 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,049 Come on, come on! 501 00:40:23,050 --> 00:40:26,449 - You're flooding it. - Then you drive, damn it. 502 00:40:26,450 --> 00:40:28,149 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 503 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,159 Dear God, that critter thing! 504 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,559 Get away, I am not kidding! 505 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,589 [ AIR HISSING ] 506 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,519 [ CRITTER SPUTTERING ] 507 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,629 Yuck, veggies, ugh! 508 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,499 [ SCREAMING ] 509 00:41:17,170 --> 00:41:19,169 Nana, the critters are here. 510 00:41:19,170 --> 00:41:21,169 'No shit, Bradley.' 511 00:41:21,170 --> 00:41:23,979 Damn meat eaters! 512 00:41:25,740 --> 00:41:27,749 Where are you going? Bradley. 513 00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:34,489 [ FEMALE 1 ] Oh, no. 514 00:41:37,820 --> 00:41:39,819 - Where's the communicator? - What communicator? 515 00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:41,859 The one the bounty hunters gave to me. 516 00:41:41,860 --> 00:41:43,999 Bounty hunters? 517 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,929 - The space guys. - You mean the remote control. 518 00:41:46,930 --> 00:41:49,169 - It's always on the TV. - Not the remote control. 519 00:41:49,170 --> 00:41:52,169 Nana, this is not the remote control. 520 00:41:55,510 --> 00:41:56,879 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 521 00:41:58,210 --> 00:42:00,579 [ EXPLOSION ] 522 00:42:03,550 --> 00:42:04,679 [ COUGHING ] 523 00:42:20,100 --> 00:42:22,999 Those bounty hunters. 524 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,569 That was fast. 525 00:42:25,570 --> 00:42:28,839 - More Crites. - Yeah, a lot more. 526 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:32,779 Boy, am I glad to see you. 527 00:42:32,780 --> 00:42:36,049 B-both of you. 528 00:42:36,050 --> 00:42:38,279 These guys are great. 529 00:42:47,090 --> 00:42:49,159 Charlie! 530 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,669 Brad. 531 00:42:55,770 --> 00:42:57,769 I can't believe it. 532 00:42:57,770 --> 00:43:00,239 Look at you all dressed up like one of them. 533 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:03,879 Well, I am one of them. I'm a bounty hunter. 534 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:07,949 - Yeah, right. - No, no, no. I work with them. 535 00:43:07,950 --> 00:43:09,779 Are you still...? 536 00:43:09,780 --> 00:43:13,049 Na, Na. I don't need that anymore. 537 00:43:13,050 --> 00:43:16,249 See-see up in space, I am somebody. 538 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:19,119 See, I got a job and a meaning. 539 00:43:21,290 --> 00:43:25,699 So I guess that means you won't be staying long then. 540 00:43:28,270 --> 00:43:30,739 Probably not. 541 00:43:30,740 --> 00:43:32,669 'B-but, see, Brad' 542 00:43:32,670 --> 00:43:35,669 I gotta go where the cosmic winds blow me. 543 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:40,179 I gotta... go 544 00:43:40,180 --> 00:43:43,979 where no man has gone before. 545 00:43:43,980 --> 00:43:47,319 Well, it's really good to have you back, Charlie. 546 00:43:49,390 --> 00:43:51,619 Even if it's just for a little while. 547 00:44:01,370 --> 00:44:02,629 [ FAINT CLANG ] 548 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,309 [ SPUTTERING ] 549 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,869 [ SCREECHING ] 550 00:44:58,390 --> 00:45:01,189 Hey, wait. Help us out over here. 551 00:45:01,190 --> 00:45:03,429 A-a-ah. 552 00:45:03,430 --> 00:45:05,429 - That guy's crazy. - Don't go in there. 553 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,069 [ CYNTHIA GARRIS'S HUNGRY HEIFER ON RADIO ] 554 00:45:13,070 --> 00:45:15,809 ♪ Hey little buddies ♪ ♪ come gather round ♪ 555 00:45:15,810 --> 00:45:18,239 ♪ This here's the very best ♪ ♪ eating in town ♪ 556 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:20,949 ♪ The Hungry Heifer's ♪ ♪ the place to be ♪ 557 00:45:20,950 --> 00:45:23,379 ♪ Lip-lickin good ♪ ♪ you can take it from me ♪ 558 00:45:23,380 --> 00:45:26,279 ♪ Try a Polar burger ♪ ♪ and some buffalo chips ♪ 559 00:45:26,290 --> 00:45:29,119 ♪ And wash it all down ♪ ♪ with a Moo shake ♪ 560 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,959 ♪ Pat your tummy ♪ ♪ and smack your lips ♪ 561 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,489 ♪ Suck for hours ♪ ♪ on your fingertips ♪ 562 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:38,929 ♪ At the Hungry Heifer ♪ 563 00:45:38,930 --> 00:45:42,129 ♪ We won't give you ♪ ♪ a bum steer ♪ 564 00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:52,939 [ LAUGHING ] 565 00:46:17,870 --> 00:46:20,399 [ GUNSHOTS ] 566 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,429 [ GUNSHOTS CONTINUE ] 567 00:46:58,180 --> 00:47:00,009 [ FEMALE 3 ] Get out of the way! 568 00:47:00,010 --> 00:47:02,009 [ CROWD SCREAMING ] 569 00:47:06,150 --> 00:47:08,419 [ SCREAMING ] 570 00:47:08,420 --> 00:47:11,859 Operator? Operator, can you hear me? Please listen. 571 00:47:11,860 --> 00:47:14,289 'I can't hear you. This is the editor of Gazette.' 572 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:17,089 We need to get the highway patrol here, right away. 573 00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:19,999 Operator, can you.. Oh, God. 574 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,129 [ SCREAMING ] 575 00:47:21,130 --> 00:47:24,069 [ EXPLOSION ] 576 00:47:24,070 --> 00:47:25,899 Oh, my God. I can't hear you. 577 00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:28,909 All I can hear is static. 578 00:47:28,910 --> 00:47:30,979 'Can you hear me?' 579 00:47:30,980 --> 00:47:32,339 [ EXPLOSION ] 580 00:47:52,060 --> 00:47:54,069 Daddy? 581 00:47:56,030 --> 00:47:57,469 Thank God! 582 00:47:57,470 --> 00:47:58,569 They are real. 583 00:47:58,570 --> 00:48:00,609 - I know. - The critters are real. 584 00:48:00,610 --> 00:48:02,109 - Daddy, are you okay? - Yeah. 585 00:48:02,110 --> 00:48:04,439 [ OBJECTS FALLING ] 586 00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,609 Did you guys hear that? 587 00:48:06,610 --> 00:48:09,109 Let's get to the door. 588 00:48:10,450 --> 00:48:12,979 [ SCREAMING ] 589 00:48:15,550 --> 00:48:18,319 - Oh no! Daddy! - Get him up, come on! 590 00:48:19,630 --> 00:48:21,629 - Go! - For God's sake! 591 00:48:22,390 --> 00:48:23,929 [ SPUTTERING ] 592 00:48:23,930 --> 00:48:26,959 - Wesley. - Wesley. 593 00:48:29,370 --> 00:48:30,899 Chicken shit! 594 00:48:35,340 --> 00:48:36,509 [ SCAMPERING ] 595 00:48:39,380 --> 00:48:41,379 [ CHURCH BELL RINGS ] 596 00:48:51,590 --> 00:48:54,029 Go on inside. You'll be much safer in there. 597 00:48:59,260 --> 00:49:01,469 Daddy! 598 00:49:01,470 --> 00:49:04,339 - Cindy, are you okay? - What happened to daddy? 599 00:49:04,340 --> 00:49:07,539 Don't worry, he's gonna be alright. 600 00:49:08,270 --> 00:49:09,639 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 601 00:49:11,980 --> 00:49:14,009 [ ELECTRIC SPARKS ] 602 00:49:17,450 --> 00:49:19,579 Shit! 603 00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,019 [ MOOING ] 604 00:49:31,630 --> 00:49:34,429 Ug, what happened? 605 00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:38,239 Crites feed together. Eat like a family. 606 00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:40,709 Love meat. A bad habit. 607 00:49:40,710 --> 00:49:42,739 You guys don't eat meat? 608 00:49:42,740 --> 00:49:45,209 Hey, who's gonna pay for all this stuff? 609 00:49:45,210 --> 00:49:47,649 Look at the mess you guys made. 610 00:49:52,550 --> 00:49:54,349 No, Lee. No, no. No, don't.. 611 00:49:54,350 --> 00:49:56,649 Not-not this. No, Lee. 612 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:57,989 [ LEE GROANING ] 613 00:50:14,770 --> 00:50:16,769 Kill more Crites. 614 00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,519 I-I gotta go, Brad. 615 00:50:38,060 --> 00:50:39,359 [ GUNSHOT ] 616 00:50:52,780 --> 00:50:54,509 [ GUNSHOTS ] 617 00:51:03,590 --> 00:51:05,589 [ FIRE CRACKLING ] 618 00:51:28,410 --> 00:51:32,349 Sorry. 619 00:51:32,350 --> 00:51:34,549 It sure is quiet. 620 00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:37,289 Maybe they're all dead. 621 00:51:37,290 --> 00:51:40,419 I wish. 622 00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:45,329 They're probably waiting right outside. 623 00:51:45,330 --> 00:51:49,199 There's a cheery thought. 624 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:53,869 It's like they're teasing us or something. 625 00:51:53,870 --> 00:51:57,169 I just wish I knew where they were. 626 00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:06,679 Lee? 627 00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:22,129 Lee? 628 00:52:22,140 --> 00:52:23,469 Lee? 629 00:52:26,670 --> 00:52:30,739 What are you doing? 630 00:52:30,740 --> 00:52:32,179 No. No, no, no. 631 00:52:32,180 --> 00:52:34,579 No. Lee, please. 632 00:52:41,650 --> 00:52:42,919 Hold it, Lee. Hold on. 633 00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,619 This is the one. This... now, this.. 634 00:52:45,630 --> 00:52:48,259 This... that's it. 635 00:52:48,260 --> 00:52:50,259 Good, that's it. 636 00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,769 Kill crites. 637 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,499 Thank you. 638 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:07,579 [ CRITTER LAUGHING ] 639 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:55,729 [ CRITTERS SCREECHING ] 640 00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:01,869 [ SCREAMING ] 641 00:54:01,870 --> 00:54:03,299 [ DOOR CREAKS ] 642 00:54:04,970 --> 00:54:07,869 [ LEE SCREAMING ] 643 00:54:10,510 --> 00:54:12,779 Sweet Jesus! What was that? 644 00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:21,289 Lee? 645 00:54:23,390 --> 00:54:25,559 Ug, what happened? 646 00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,559 Where's Lee? 647 00:55:01,290 --> 00:55:03,489 [ SCREAMING ] 648 00:55:05,860 --> 00:55:08,069 Ug's losing it. 649 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,039 Charlie, what happened? 650 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,509 Lee's dead. 651 00:55:50,510 --> 00:55:52,979 [ BRAD ] What happened to... Ug. 652 00:55:59,420 --> 00:56:00,649 Is he okay? 653 00:56:00,650 --> 00:56:02,089 He ain't breathing. 654 00:56:02,090 --> 00:56:04,789 That's okay. He don't have a mouth. 655 00:56:09,990 --> 00:56:11,999 Try and transform, Ug. 656 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:23,469 Ug.. 657 00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:26,539 I'm not a good enough bounty hunter to do it by myself. 658 00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:38,589 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] 659 00:56:49,430 --> 00:56:51,939 [ CRITTERS SCAMPERING ] 660 00:56:55,610 --> 00:56:56,769 [ GUN CLICKS ] 661 00:56:58,940 --> 00:57:00,639 [ CRITTERS SPUTTERING ] 662 00:57:10,050 --> 00:57:12,019 [ WHISPERS ] Hey, get back inside. 663 00:57:12,020 --> 00:57:14,189 Go on. 664 00:57:16,190 --> 00:57:17,959 If you don't get inside 665 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:21,129 I'm going to see to it your dad blisters your little butt. 666 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:25,639 [ GROANING ] 667 00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:29,139 [ CINDY SCREAMING ] 668 00:57:36,180 --> 00:57:38,779 Get inside and lock the door. 669 00:57:45,620 --> 00:57:46,989 [ SCREAMING ] 670 00:57:47,830 --> 00:57:49,829 [ CINDY SCREAMING ] 671 00:57:55,230 --> 00:57:56,469 [ THUD ] 672 00:58:01,170 --> 00:58:02,539 [ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] 673 00:58:21,030 --> 00:58:22,759 [ GUNSHOTS ] 674 00:58:36,610 --> 00:58:39,179 I'm back. 675 00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,649 [ MEGAN ] Cindy? Cindy. 676 00:58:49,950 --> 00:58:54,019 Looks like we got us a job to do. 677 00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:56,029 [ CRITTERS SPUTTERING ] 678 00:59:33,060 --> 00:59:34,599 [ SCAMPERING ] 679 00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:37,299 - Did you hear that? - Uh-huh. 680 00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:40,069 - What was it? - Shh. 681 00:59:45,810 --> 00:59:47,779 [ MEGAN ] Where are they all going? 682 00:59:47,780 --> 00:59:50,249 I don't know. 683 00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:52,879 Looks like some kind of critter convention. 684 00:59:58,990 --> 01:00:01,059 [ HOWLING ] 685 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,599 There must be hundreds of them. 686 01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,079 We can't call in the highway patrol. 687 01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:23,309 All the damn phone lines are down. 688 01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:26,349 We've gotta do something. We can't just stay here. 689 01:00:26,350 --> 01:00:28,949 Those things got the west road outta town blocked. 690 01:00:28,950 --> 01:00:30,749 We're never gonna get past them. 691 01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:32,619 [ FEMALE 4 ] Same goes for the east. 692 01:00:32,630 --> 01:00:35,859 Listen, this is the safest place we can be. 693 01:00:35,860 --> 01:00:38,929 Now, I say we stay here and wait the little bastards out. 694 01:00:38,930 --> 01:00:41,769 - They are not gonna leave. - Mind your own business, boy! 695 01:00:41,770 --> 01:00:44,029 This is my business! These things don't give up. 696 01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:46,869 We have to fight them and we have to kill them. 697 01:00:46,870 --> 01:00:48,639 Seems mighty queer to me. 698 01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:50,669 Two years ago, when the critters first come 699 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,379 'they come to the boy's house.' 700 01:00:52,380 --> 01:00:55,679 Now, the boy's back in town and these things are here too. 701 01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:57,749 Listen to me. I've been through this before. 702 01:00:57,750 --> 01:01:01,149 - We have to fight these things. - Wedon't include you. 703 01:01:01,150 --> 01:01:03,319 Now, I ain't listening to no undersized kid 704 01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:06,019 from the big city. Or no town drunk. 705 01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:09,029 Or no no-faced spaceman outta a flying saucer 706 01:01:09,030 --> 01:01:11,159 telling us how to run our own town. 707 01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,129 We didn't have this trouble till the boy came back. 708 01:01:14,130 --> 01:01:15,869 [ MR. MORGAN ] 'Let's not get hysterical.' 709 01:01:15,870 --> 01:01:17,869 That boy saved my little girl's life. 710 01:01:17,870 --> 01:01:20,069 This ain't no show of yours either, Morgan. 711 01:01:20,070 --> 01:01:22,869 I say the boy's bad news in shoes. 712 01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:23,909 [ GUNSHOT ] 713 01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:33,419 What is this bullshit? 714 01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:39,059 Them man-eating dust mops got us roped up tighter than 715 01:01:39,060 --> 01:01:42,129 a blue-ribbon bull and all you folks can do is stand here 716 01:01:42,130 --> 01:01:47,099 and play kick-the-can with some punk kid. 717 01:01:47,100 --> 01:01:52,069 If we set around here on our duffs... bitching. 718 01:01:52,070 --> 01:01:54,169 We're gonna end up tomorrow's leftovers. 719 01:01:54,170 --> 01:01:57,769 Now, I don't too much relish that idea. 720 01:01:57,780 --> 01:02:01,339 I think it's time to fight back. 721 01:02:01,350 --> 01:02:04,479 - We gotta blow them up. - Oh, come on, boy. 722 01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:07,779 I mean it! Go out in the field and see for yourselves. 723 01:02:07,790 --> 01:02:09,819 The critters are eating the cattle out there. 724 01:02:09,820 --> 01:02:12,989 It's just like Ug said, they get together to feed. 725 01:02:12,990 --> 01:02:14,829 Let's put out the most outrageous banquet 726 01:02:14,830 --> 01:02:16,059 in the world for them. 727 01:02:16,060 --> 01:02:17,929 What've you got in mind? 728 01:02:17,930 --> 01:02:20,799 Polar burgers! We'll get 'em into the burger factory 729 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,399 lock them and blow them up. 730 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,969 So, who's gonna lead this suicide mission? 731 01:02:32,810 --> 01:02:38,009 Well, it was-it was my idea. But I'm gonna need some help. 732 01:02:43,990 --> 01:02:47,959 Well... I'm in. 733 01:02:52,300 --> 01:02:53,829 I'll go. 734 01:02:54,530 --> 01:02:55,829 Really? 735 01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:02,209 Alright, y'all just volunteer. 736 01:03:02,210 --> 01:03:04,879 Come on, you bunch of pussies. 737 01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:08,079 You've got nothing to lose, but your lives. 738 01:03:08,950 --> 01:03:11,409 [ INDISTINCT CHATTER ] 739 01:03:50,020 --> 01:03:52,159 [ MEGAN ] I'll get the gate. 740 01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:58,959 Go. 741 01:04:00,830 --> 01:04:02,999 [ MALE 7 ] Armed and dangerous, everybody. 742 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,999 [ GUNS CLICKING ] 743 01:05:11,370 --> 01:05:13,269 [ SPUTTERING ] 744 01:05:36,260 --> 01:05:39,629 Oh, my God! It's working. 745 01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:47,099 [ SPUTTERING CONTINUES ] 746 01:05:58,250 --> 01:06:00,149 Oh, my God. 747 01:06:00,150 --> 01:06:02,149 [ WHISPERS ] Harv, Harv. 748 01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:06,559 Company's coming. 749 01:06:15,230 --> 01:06:17,229 [ CLANGING ] 750 01:07:17,290 --> 01:07:19,629 [ MALE 8 ] Hey, don't piss them off. 751 01:07:19,630 --> 01:07:23,469 [ HARV ] Alright, keep your distance. Stay downwind of them things. 752 01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:57,399 Everybody, ready. Here they come. 753 01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,319 [ WIND WHISTLING ] 754 01:08:17,620 --> 01:08:19,359 Oh, dear God. 755 01:08:29,100 --> 01:08:30,869 [ CRITTERS SNIFFING ] 756 01:08:35,710 --> 01:08:38,239 Great. They stopped. 757 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:48,449 Oh, shit! 758 01:08:52,690 --> 01:08:54,689 [ HARV ] Charlie, come back here. 759 01:08:55,430 --> 01:08:56,829 Charlie! 760 01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:06,169 [ GROWLING ] 761 01:09:31,700 --> 01:09:33,699 They're coming back. 762 01:09:51,850 --> 01:09:57,549 - Brad, I think it's gonna work. - Shh. 763 01:09:57,560 --> 01:09:59,589 [ BRAD ] Where did that big one come from? 764 01:10:22,580 --> 01:10:24,279 Oh, my God. 765 01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:26,279 Look at the size of their leader. 766 01:10:27,690 --> 01:10:29,689 [ GROWLING ] 767 01:10:42,730 --> 01:10:43,799 Brad. 768 01:10:44,670 --> 01:10:47,669 [ GROWLING CONTINUES ] 769 01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:15,899 - Ug. - It's the bounty hunter. 770 01:11:15,900 --> 01:11:17,299 'He led them back.' 771 01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:21,469 The door. 772 01:11:30,610 --> 01:11:32,979 [ SCREAMING ] 773 01:11:32,980 --> 01:11:35,989 Run. Blow it, blow it! 774 01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:42,489 [ EXPLOSION ] 775 01:11:50,330 --> 01:11:52,339 [ CROWD CHEERING ] 776 01:12:12,420 --> 01:12:14,419 We fried 'em! 777 01:12:17,330 --> 01:12:19,329 Are you okay? 778 01:12:19,330 --> 01:12:22,969 Yeah. It's just ketchup. Close one, though. 779 01:12:32,740 --> 01:12:34,809 Get back, she's gonna blow again. 780 01:12:42,950 --> 01:12:45,959 [ CRITTERS SCAMPERING ] 781 01:12:58,040 --> 01:12:59,569 Son of a bitch. 782 01:13:01,470 --> 01:13:03,469 [ SCREAMING ] 783 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:28,459 Harv, it's heading back to town. 784 01:13:28,470 --> 01:13:31,929 Oh, Lord. Harv, the children. 785 01:13:31,940 --> 01:13:33,939 - Come on. - Let's go! 786 01:13:52,590 --> 01:13:53,819 Come on! 787 01:13:55,590 --> 01:13:57,589 [ BRAD ] Come on, faster! 788 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:09,069 They're headed for town. Come on. 789 01:14:12,210 --> 01:14:14,679 Oh, God, I bet it's headed for the church. 790 01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:16,009 We gotta stop it. 791 01:14:28,530 --> 01:14:32,089 Quick, inside. Quick, quickly. 792 01:14:32,100 --> 01:14:33,929 Honey, do what he says. Get inside. 793 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:39,499 Brad, look out! 794 01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:46,109 Ah. 795 01:14:48,210 --> 01:14:50,209 [ BRAD ] Ram it, ram it! 796 01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:54,849 'I'm gonna hit it!' 797 01:14:54,850 --> 01:14:55,889 [ SCREAMING ] 798 01:14:56,990 --> 01:14:58,919 [ CAR CRASHES ] 799 01:15:02,130 --> 01:15:05,129 [ CRITTERS CHATTERING ] 800 01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:15,809 - Come on. - Run, run! 801 01:15:23,850 --> 01:15:25,049 - Look! - Oh. 802 01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:30,289 I'm a bounty hunter! 803 01:15:40,860 --> 01:15:42,729 [ EXPLOSION ] 804 01:16:06,190 --> 01:16:07,789 Charlie.. 805 01:16:09,730 --> 01:16:13,599 You mean that Charlie? 806 01:16:35,350 --> 01:16:38,189 Good old Charlie. 807 01:16:50,300 --> 01:16:52,229 Brad, look at Ug. 808 01:17:24,740 --> 01:17:26,869 Well... just go on in, huh? 809 01:17:26,870 --> 01:17:29,309 You practically got the whole run of the bus. 810 01:17:35,410 --> 01:17:36,809 Goodbye, Brad. 811 01:17:38,050 --> 01:17:41,019 Bye, Charlie. I mean... Ug. 812 01:17:42,890 --> 01:17:44,089 Charlie. 813 01:17:45,890 --> 01:17:48,389 - Thanks, Nana. Love ya. - I love you too. 814 01:17:48,390 --> 01:17:53,129 And here, here's... spinach-cashew cake I made. 815 01:17:53,130 --> 01:17:54,959 Eat it if you get hungry. 816 01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:57,799 - Okay. - Okay. 817 01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:08,739 Get a move on, son. This bus runs on a schedule. 818 01:18:12,180 --> 01:18:13,819 I guess I'll be seeing ya. 819 01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:21,889 Come on, son. Kiss your little gal and let's haul ass. 820 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,299 Holy shit. 821 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:37,109 [ CHARLIE ] Hey, hey, can one of you guys help me get this parachute off? 822 01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:40,209 Charlie? 823 01:18:41,010 --> 01:18:42,379 Oh, I got it. 824 01:18:45,020 --> 01:18:46,219 Charlie. 825 01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:52,719 Hi. 826 01:19:02,730 --> 01:19:03,929 Ug? 827 01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:05,999 Charlie? 828 01:19:34,460 --> 01:19:37,199 [ SWOOSHING ] 829 01:20:26,080 --> 01:20:28,249 [ SWOOSHING CONTINUES ] 830 01:20:41,230 --> 01:20:44,999 Hey, listen, uh what just happened here? 831 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:48,269 If I was you, partner, I'd roll this rig right outta town 832 01:20:48,270 --> 01:20:51,069 and not say nothing about none of this to nobody. 833 01:20:55,180 --> 01:20:56,449 Bye, Megan. 834 01:20:57,580 --> 01:20:59,249 Bye, Brad. 835 01:21:24,210 --> 01:21:27,379 Hey, Charlie. Catch. 836 01:21:40,590 --> 01:21:42,219 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 837 01:22:30,940 --> 01:22:33,339 ♪ Hey, little buddies ♪ ♪ come gather 'round ♪ 838 01:22:33,340 --> 01:22:36,049 ♪ This here's the ♪ ♪ very best eating in town ♪ 839 01:22:36,050 --> 01:22:38,349 ♪ The Hungry Heifer's ♪ ♪ the place to be ♪ 840 01:22:38,350 --> 01:22:41,119 ♪ Lip-lickin' good you ♪ ♪ can take it from me ♪ 841 01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:44,119 ♪ Try a Polar burger ♪ ♪ and some Buffalo chips ♪ 842 01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:46,559 ♪ Wash it all down ♪ ♪ with a Moo shake ♪ 843 01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:49,389 ♪ Pat your tummy ♪ ♪ and smack your lips ♪ 844 01:22:49,390 --> 01:22:53,259 ♪ Suck for hours ♪ ♪ on your fingertips ♪ 845 01:22:53,260 --> 01:22:56,229 ♪ At the Hungry Heifer ♪ 846 01:22:56,230 --> 01:22:59,199 ♪ We won't give you ♪ ♪ a bum steer ♪ 847 01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:01,039 [ MALE SINGING ] 848 01:23:01,040 --> 01:23:03,509 ♪ And don't you forget ♪ ♪ all of your friendly ♪ 849 01:23:03,510 --> 01:23:05,539 ♪ Hungry Heifer restaurants ♪ ♪ throughout the Midwest ♪ 850 01:23:05,540 --> 01:23:07,339 ♪ Are open on Easter Sunday ♪ 851 01:23:07,350 --> 01:23:10,249 ♪ So after church why don't ♪ ♪ you and your family ♪ 852 01:23:10,250 --> 01:23:12,479 ♪ Stop in for a ♪ ♪ creamy Moo shake ♪ 853 01:23:12,480 --> 01:23:14,419 ♪ Or some crispy buffalo chips ♪ 854 01:23:14,420 --> 01:23:17,249 ♪ And we'd like to invite ♪ ♪ you and your family ♪ 855 01:23:17,250 --> 01:23:20,189 ♪ To visit our factory ♪ ♪ right off of Highway 54 ♪ 856 01:23:20,190 --> 01:23:22,519 ♪ Just outside of ♪ ♪ Grover's Bend ♪ 857 01:23:22,530 --> 01:23:25,189 ♪ We'd love to see ya Moo-ve ♪ 858 01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:26,229 [ FEMALE SINGING ] 859 01:23:26,230 --> 01:23:28,529 ♪ At the Hungry Heifer ♪ 860 01:23:28,530 --> 01:23:33,039 ♪ We won't give ♪ ♪ you a bum steer ♪