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Hold on a second.

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- Hey, there.
- Hey.

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I feel like you're not
hearing me, 'cause if you were,

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I wouldn't be repeating myself,
that's why.

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No, because I told... look,
I told you three times, okay?

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Look...
We'll get going in two.

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No, the Nagasaki merger
has to happen at 15.6.

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That's black and white.

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There's no doubt
about that, okay?

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And then you blend
the assets

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as I pointed out
in the prospectus, okay?

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Trust me, we'll come out of this
smelling like a rose.

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You don't trust me?

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What am I, a fool?
You...

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No, you're not gonna
look like an idiot.

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If anyone looks like an idiot,
it's me.

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Slap me.
I've been naughty.

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Wow, all right.

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Now tell me
I'm not gonna get any dessert.

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You're not getting
any dessert.

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What? Oh!

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And you're banned
from TV and Internet for a week!

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Yeah.
Ah, yeah.

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Tell me I can't watch
<i>Game of Thrones.</i>

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- What?
- Just tell me!

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You're banned
from watching<i> Game of Thrones,</i>

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you little shit!

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Ah! All right, good,
good, good, good, good.

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Yeah, tell me, uh...
run down the whole lineup

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of HBO Sunday night shows.

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You're banned
from watching<i> Girls.</i>

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- No!
- And<i> Veep!</i>

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- Ah!
- No more<i> Bored to Death!</i>

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Oh!
They canceled<i> Bored to Death.</i>

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Oh, um...
no more<i> Boardwalk Empire.</i>

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Bullshit!
Ahh!

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Ride that shit.
Ride that shit.

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Ride that shit
like Evel Knievel.

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Ride it.
Oh, God.

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Hey, Victoria.
It's Sunday night.

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You want to watch
some HBO?

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Would you pay me more?

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I wasn't planning on it.

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No.

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♪ I'm not afraid of love ♪

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♪ No, I'm not afraid of love ♪

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♪ Just because I run away ♪

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♪ When you say you need me ♪

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♪ I'm not afraid ♪

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♪ I don't want to waste
my time ♪

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♪ Waste my time ♪

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♪ I don't want to waste
my time ♪

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♪ Waste my time ♪

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♪ The pain we go through ♪

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♪ When a love's not true ♪

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♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah ♪

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♪ I made up my mind
to stay away ♪

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♪ Away, away ♪

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♪ From the hurt you bring ♪

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♪ To me ♪

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♪ Gonna save my love ♪

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♪ For the sure thing ♪

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♪ You don't really need
my love ♪

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♪ Need my love ♪

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♪ You don't really need ♪

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♪ My love ♪

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♪ Need my love ♪

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♪ Just because
when we're apart ♪

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♪ You said I'm in your heart ♪

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♪ You don't really need me ♪

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♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah ♪

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♪ Made up my mind ♪

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♪ I've made up my mind
to stay away ♪

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Hey.

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I know, man.

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Look, I'm just
running a little behind.

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I'll be there soon.

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I was just saying how
Corinne is a big movie fan.

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Yeah, I make it a point

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to see all the Oscar-nominated
movies every year.

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Well, that's... that's great.

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Do you have any, uh,
any favorites or...

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Let's see, um,
well, I'm gonna have

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to break it down
genre by genre.

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Family, uh,<i> Up</i> is
a really good family film.

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- So good.
- Beautiful movie.

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I cried.

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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. I cried.

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Within, like, the first minute.

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- You both cried.
- Did you?

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If I had to pick
my favorite action,

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it'd be<i> Saving Private Ryan.</i>

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- Classic.
- It's so visceral.

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A lot of guys like action films,
but I do too.

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Mitch, you love
<i>Saving Private Ryan.</i>

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- He does?
- Yeah.

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Wow, a lot of things
in common.

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Yeah, I think we've watched
it together, maybe.

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I just think
it's really disappointing how

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in so many movies
they use sex

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in such a gratuitous fashion.

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It's really,
really tasteless.

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You know,
I couldn't agree more.

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And the film industry
thinks we want to see tits

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in every other scene
to be satisfied.

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It's ridiculous.
Am I right? Thank you.

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Okay, well, that's one point
we don't agree on.

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- Love your...
- Just the one.

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Well, yeah.

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You know, I'm gonna run
to the bathroom.

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I'm gonna... I'll be right back.

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How are you doing tonight?

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Good, good, thank you.

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Yourself?

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- Oh, I'm doing great.
- What the fuck, man?

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Excuse me.

117
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You're looking at Corinne
like she's some kind of leper.

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I'm not looking
to get set up, okay?

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You insisted.
It's the only reason I'm here.

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Yeah,
you're in the goddamn bathroom.

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Hey, hey, hey,
what's wrong with the bathroom?

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He didn't mean anything by it.
I'm sorry, he was just...

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You got to get
your shit together, man.

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You can't keep living like this.

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How's he living?

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Yeah, how am I living?

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- You've got real issues.
- Like what?

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Like having to get up
in the middle of dinner

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and come in here
and rub one out.

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I knew that.
Yup, that's what I thought.

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JP, I'm trying here, man.
I just... I don't want to be here.

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You're on the app again,
aren't you?

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What app?

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You know what the fuck app
I'm talking about, the sex app.

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- Sir, sir, please keep...
- God damn it!

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You are so fucking intrusive
for a bathroom attendant.

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I just...
is there a sex app?

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Well, I mean, yeah,
it just kind of connects you

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with other people looking
to get it in, in your vicinity.

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Heard about this, heard... yeah,
my cousin told me about this.

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- Oh, man, I got to get on that.
- What the fuck?

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- You'd clean up. You should.
- Think so?

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In fact, I actually just made
a connection, so I'm gonna go.

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- There we go.
- No, no, no, no, no.

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Do not bail out on me.
You cannot do this to me.

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Look, it's...
Tell her I'm not feeling well.

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If you want to go with IBS,
I'm fine with that, all right?

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- Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch.
- I'm sorry, man.

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Shit, w-which app is it?
Is it this one? Which...

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- What was the name of the app?
- I don't know, man.

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Could you give me
one of those little...

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- I think this is probably it.
- Are those eye drops or mints?

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Oh, these are mints
and eye drops. I have both, man.

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- Whatever you need, please.
- Just give me one of each.

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This is sort of a weird thing
to say.

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Okay.

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But I feel like
I can imagine

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what our baby
would look like.

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Oh, wow.
That's amazing.

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- They would be really cute.
- Really good-looking.

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- Yeah.
- And smart.

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Where's Mitch?

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Um, are you familiar
with IBS?

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Sure, you can buy me
a drink.

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Good to know.

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Is that how you treat
a lady who shows interest?

167
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You asked for a free drink.
You didn't show interest.

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Were you expecting a blow job
right out of the gate?

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Offering something
would indicate more interest

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than asking for something, so...

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You don't want to get
to know each other first?

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Before I buy you a drink
or before the blow job?

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Fine, I'll start.

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My name is Victoria,

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and I moved here
two years ago

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after I graduated
from Stanford.

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I'm currently reading
a book on Gandhi.

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I continue to sleep
on my stomach,

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no matter how many times
my chiropractor

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tells me not to.

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You shouldn't do that.

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And I call bullshit
on anyone

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suddenly becoming allergic to
gluten in the last five years.

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Liars.

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You must be MsJuicy34.

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What?

187
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From the, uh,
sex app, Climax.

188
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So you're not here
to have sex with me?

189
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Uh, I don't know
what you're talking about,

190
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but, um...
it's 1,000 for the hour,

191
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3,000 for the night.

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You're a hooker.
I didn't peg you.

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I'm an escort.

194
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Yeah, you escort men's penises
inside you for money.

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Fuck you.

196
00:10:35,352 --> 00:10:37,618
Look, you're barking
up the wrong tree, all right?

197
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I couldn't afford you anyway.

198
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Well, then maybe dress
in your tax bracket

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and don't come
to swanky hotels.

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For your information,
this is all H&M,

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and I'm here
to meet a girl.

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Yeah, from a sex app,
pervert.

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Pervert?
You're the hooker.

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Escort.

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Is your name even Victoria?

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What do you think?

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00:10:55,538 --> 00:10:56,838
For what it's worth,

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everything else I told you
was true.

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Yeah, even the Stanford thing?

210
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Everything.

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00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:21,829
All right.

212
00:11:27,670 --> 00:11:29,937
How are you?

213
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:32,974
Fine.

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00:11:32,976 --> 00:11:34,742
I need the obituary
for Dr. Filler

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and Elaine Ackerton.

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Yeah, got that right here.

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00:11:37,981 --> 00:11:41,282
Um, Filler, Ackerton.

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There you go.

219
00:11:42,819 --> 00:11:45,019
I can always count
on you, Mitch.

220
00:11:45,021 --> 00:11:47,755
And hey, can you stop
by my office in about ten?

221
00:11:47,757 --> 00:11:49,056
I want to run
something by you.

222
00:11:49,058 --> 00:11:50,792
Yeah, sure. Is it
about getting new computers?

223
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:53,728
Because I think
that would really...

224
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boost morale.

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There is no easy way
to say this,

226
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but you know
how you're currently

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00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,506
an employee of the company?

228
00:12:05,508 --> 00:12:09,410
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah, I do.

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You're not going to be
when you leave this office.

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00:12:14,584 --> 00:12:20,221
Um, but you just said
everything was all right.

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Interesting. No.

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I just needed you
to come to my office,

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and I didn't want you to think
I was firing you.

234
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But I'm the best journalist
you have on the team.

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You even said
to me last week,

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"Mitch, you're the best
journalist we have on the team,"

237
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so I'm just a little confused
as to...

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If it makes you feel
any better,

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this decision had nothing to do
with merit.

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Uh, then... then... then what?

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If I let Patty go,
here comes the ageism lawsuit.

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00:12:48,485 --> 00:12:50,952
If I fire Darnell...

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00:12:52,755 --> 00:12:56,858
Well, you can connect the dots.

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And I was very clear
about not fucking the interns.

245
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,263
You know, that guy
is a slimy fucking bastard.

246
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:12,667
He's lucky
I don't rip his head off.

247
00:14:12,669 --> 00:14:15,303
Told him not to act like a big
swinging dick with you around,

248
00:14:15,305 --> 00:14:16,871
or you'd shove it
right back up his ass.

249
00:14:16,873 --> 00:14:18,272
Yeah, right.

250
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,708
Hey, Don, you've met
my cousin Mitch, right?

251
00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:22,877
- The sex addict dude?
- Yup.

252
00:14:22,879 --> 00:14:25,179
Just taking a little survey.

253
00:14:25,181 --> 00:14:27,615
- Well, have fun with that.
- Thanks, bud.

254
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,817
I'll talk to you soon.

255
00:14:29,819 --> 00:14:31,619
That how you like being known?

256
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:32,753
The only reason
that's my rep

257
00:14:32,755 --> 00:14:34,021
is 'cause you
tell people that.

258
00:14:34,023 --> 00:14:35,122
How do you think
small talk works?

259
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,290
When there's an awkward silence,

260
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,592
what else do you expect me
to say?

261
00:14:37,594 --> 00:14:38,726
Like, anything else.

262
00:14:38,728 --> 00:14:40,027
Seriously, anything else.

263
00:14:40,029 --> 00:14:41,462
You know, I used to think
any guy would be

264
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,097
a sex addict if he could,
and now that I know one,

265
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,199
it's... it's real,
and it is scary.

266
00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:46,934
Look,
are we getting lunch or what?

267
00:14:46,936 --> 00:14:50,037
I'm just saying, Mitch,
you're 27 years old.

268
00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:52,873
You're unemployed,
no money, no girlfriend.

269
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,375
You don't talk
to anyone anymore.

270
00:14:54,377 --> 00:14:56,143
I'm talking to you
right now, aren't I?

271
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,546
There are 20 billion people
in the world.

272
00:14:58,548 --> 00:15:00,481
I don't think that's true.

273
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,149
Mitch, I'm your only friend.

274
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,085
Do you know how much pressure
that puts me under?

275
00:15:04,087 --> 00:15:06,087
Look, man, I don't get
on your ass for going

276
00:15:06,089 --> 00:15:08,155
to all those dubstep concerts
you're way too old for.

277
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,524
I'm right in the middle
of the demographic!

278
00:15:10,526 --> 00:15:11,993
Okay, what you did to me
and Allie

279
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,661
the other night
really made us look bad,

280
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:14,829
and the Mitch I used to know

281
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,297
would never have bailed
like that.

282
00:15:16,299 --> 00:15:17,765
Clearly, you've got
something going on.

283
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:19,066
If you're not
working right now,

284
00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:20,668
maybe it's time
to get some help.

285
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,570
- Are you hungry?
- Yeah, that's why I'm here.

286
00:15:22,572 --> 00:15:24,672
- You said, "Let's get lunch."
- Why do you keep putting?

287
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,674
Because you kept
putting on your tie.

288
00:15:30,747 --> 00:15:33,648
I'm sure I don't have
to tell you how tough it is

289
00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:36,183
in the newspaper business
right now.

290
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:41,022
Our only hope is if something
should happen to the Internet,

291
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:44,625
something like, say,
a solar flare event

292
00:15:44,627 --> 00:15:47,361
that knocks out
all the electricity,

293
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:50,197
then we'd be in business.

294
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,133
We can only hope.

295
00:15:52,135 --> 00:15:54,335
So is there,
like, a job opening?

296
00:15:54,337 --> 00:15:56,370
Nothing.

297
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,439
Our numbers are tight as is.

298
00:15:58,441 --> 00:16:00,274
Unless you could work for free,

299
00:16:00,276 --> 00:16:03,844
I don't really see
how we would make it work.

300
00:16:03,846 --> 00:16:06,947
You won't work for free,
will you?

301
00:16:09,619 --> 00:16:11,118
No.

302
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,239
Um, this is<i> Mission Magazine.</i>

303
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,942
We don't cover obituaries
and local interest.

304
00:16:34,944 --> 00:16:37,144
Right, well, sure,
I covered obituaries,

305
00:16:37,146 --> 00:16:39,046
but I also wrote features
for other sections as well.

306
00:16:39,048 --> 00:16:40,481
They're... they're on there.

307
00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:43,818
"Finding the right
gastroenterologist for you"?

308
00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:45,453
Believe it or not,
a reader wrote in

309
00:16:45,455 --> 00:16:47,922
actually saying how that article
saved her life, so, I mean,

310
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,824
I kind of feel good
about that one.

311
00:16:49,826 --> 00:16:51,525
You know what,
thank you for coming in,

312
00:16:51,527 --> 00:16:53,894
but I just don't think I see
anything here that indicates

313
00:16:53,896 --> 00:16:56,597
your sensibilities
would resonate with our readers.

314
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,232
But thanks.

315
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:01,168
Well, thanks.
Thanks for your time.

316
00:17:05,842 --> 00:17:07,274
You know what?

317
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,676
Just give me a shot.

318
00:17:08,678 --> 00:17:10,010
I'll write something on spec,

319
00:17:10,012 --> 00:17:13,447
something your audience
would actually read.

320
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:16,684
What do you have to lose?

321
00:17:18,521 --> 00:17:20,020
I have an open position,

322
00:17:20,022 --> 00:17:21,922
but I've got two writers
writing something for it,

323
00:17:21,924 --> 00:17:24,825
so I can throw you into the mix,
but you are going to need

324
00:17:24,827 --> 00:17:26,794
to write something
that I can actually print.

325
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:30,498
I can't publish "What Using
the Semicolon Says about You."

326
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,266
Yeah, no... no more semicolons.

327
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:35,402
We're gonna... we're gonna write
something interesting here.

328
00:17:35,404 --> 00:17:36,637
Uh, should I leave this here?

329
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,939
No, I think I've seen enough.

330
00:17:42,845 --> 00:17:45,746
Why you make me
track you down like a criminal?

331
00:17:45,748 --> 00:17:47,114
Junior, hey, you know,

332
00:17:47,116 --> 00:17:48,415
I was just about
to stop by your apartment.

333
00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:49,683
You stop nowhere.

334
00:17:49,685 --> 00:17:51,318
Rent is due by the end
of this week,

335
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,920
and you still haven't paid me
in full for last month.

336
00:17:52,922 --> 00:17:54,722
And I was just about to...

337
00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:57,191
Look, I'm not gonna play this
game with you no more,<i> cabrón.</i>

338
00:17:57,193 --> 00:18:00,394
You pay the rent by Friday,
or I'll evict you,

339
00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:04,365
and I'll take whatever stuff
you have in there

340
00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:06,233
that looks...

341
00:18:06,235 --> 00:18:09,603
nice to me.

342
00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:11,338
That's expensive stuff.

343
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,607
If you can afford milk
of coconuts

344
00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:15,676
like some prince,

345
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,312
you can afford
to pay the rent.

346
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,883
Should I assume I'm not gonna
see that back, or...

347
00:18:22,885 --> 00:18:25,119
It's yours, yup.

348
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,517
Hey, man, do you happen
to know a regular here

349
00:18:56,519 --> 00:18:57,451
by the name of Victoria?

350
00:18:57,453 --> 00:18:58,586
She comes around a lot.

351
00:18:58,588 --> 00:18:59,653
You a cop?

352
00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:01,155
Do I look like a cop?

353
00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:02,990
'Cause if you're a cop,
you got to tell me.

354
00:19:02,992 --> 00:19:04,458
I mean, I don't...
I don't think that's true,

355
00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:06,093
but, no, I'm not a cop.

356
00:19:06,095 --> 00:19:07,661
Prove it.

357
00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:08,929
I mean,
I just said I'm not a cop.

358
00:19:08,931 --> 00:19:09,997
I don't know what more I can do.

359
00:19:09,999 --> 00:19:11,765
You know, certain women,

360
00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:14,134
they have their clients
take out their junk

361
00:19:14,136 --> 00:19:16,737
just to prove
that they're not a cop.

362
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,572
So why don't you
show me a ball?

363
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,807
That should do it.

364
00:19:19,809 --> 00:19:21,008
I'm not gonna take
my balls out

365
00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:22,509
in the middle of the bar,
man.

366
00:19:22,511 --> 00:19:24,578
I said one ball.

367
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:25,946
Look, this is getting weird.

368
00:19:25,948 --> 00:19:27,214
I just... can you just tell me
if Victoria...

369
00:19:27,216 --> 00:19:30,885
- Forget it, pig.
- Yeah, fuck this.

370
00:19:30,887 --> 00:19:32,753
You're not gonna
pay for this?

371
00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:44,999
Victoria?

372
00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:47,201
Or whatever your real name is.

373
00:19:47,203 --> 00:19:49,203
Oh, God, are you, like,
one of those guys

374
00:19:49,205 --> 00:19:50,938
that's seen<i> Pretty Woman</i>
too many times?

375
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,274
I've never seen<i> Pretty Woman.</i>

376
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,942
I don't believe you.

377
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,710
Of course
I've seen<i> Pretty Woman.</i>

378
00:19:56,712 --> 00:19:57,945
Who hasn't seen
<i>Pretty Woman?</i>

379
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:58,946
It's Gere and Roberts
at their finest.

380
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,180
It's a great movie.

381
00:20:00,182 --> 00:20:03,217
Wait, I just have to ask
you something.

382
00:20:03,219 --> 00:20:05,019
Look, I'm not
trying to save you

383
00:20:05,021 --> 00:20:06,520
or sleep with you,
for that matter.

384
00:20:06,522 --> 00:20:07,621
Oh.

385
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,923
All I want to do
is write a story,

386
00:20:08,925 --> 00:20:10,124
an interesting one,
and I think you have that.

387
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,558
Well, that's great,
so my family

388
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:12,893
can find out
I'm an escort

389
00:20:12,895 --> 00:20:14,161
on some idiot's Tumblr.

390
00:20:14,163 --> 00:20:15,930
No, no, no, look,
it's not for a blog.

391
00:20:15,932 --> 00:20:17,865
It's for, like,
a legit magazine.

392
00:20:17,867 --> 00:20:20,234
Well, let me see a card.

393
00:20:20,236 --> 00:20:22,636
Well, I don't technically
work for them yet.

394
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,205
- This is my application piece.
- You're full of shit.

395
00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:27,908
Usual... vodka, rocks,
two limes.

396
00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:29,176
You know this guy's a cop?

397
00:20:29,178 --> 00:20:30,844
- Oh, my God.
- You're a cop?

398
00:20:30,846 --> 00:20:32,746
- I'm not a cop.
- Yeah, he was in here earlier.

399
00:20:32,748 --> 00:20:33,847
He wouldn't show his nuts.

400
00:20:33,849 --> 00:20:36,283
- That's a tell.
- What?

401
00:20:36,285 --> 00:20:37,584
How is that a tell?

402
00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:39,753
- 'Cause you didn't do it.
- You know...

403
00:20:39,755 --> 00:20:41,522
Just... just get the lady
her drink, please.

404
00:20:41,524 --> 00:20:45,626
Look, I know you have to have
your guard up doing what you do,

405
00:20:45,628 --> 00:20:49,964
but I'm a decent guy,
I swear.

406
00:20:49,966 --> 00:20:54,868
I just lost my job
working at this newspaper,

407
00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:57,638
and I'm trying to land
this gig at this magazine.

408
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,673
All I want to do is tell
an interesting story,

409
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,675
and I think you have one.

410
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,410
Yeah?

411
00:21:03,412 --> 00:21:05,713
What story would that be?

412
00:21:05,715 --> 00:21:11,285
You know, you're
a Stanford-educated, uh...

413
00:21:11,287 --> 00:21:13,954
- Escort. Yeah.
- Sure.

414
00:21:13,956 --> 00:21:15,556
We... we can take
that angle if you want.

415
00:21:15,558 --> 00:21:16,857
All right, buddy, look.

416
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,125
I'm not interested
in being your hooker

417
00:21:18,127 --> 00:21:20,060
with a heart of gold
or being some pity piece

418
00:21:20,062 --> 00:21:21,462
about how the system
failed me

419
00:21:21,464 --> 00:21:23,364
or whatever bullshit angle
you're taking.

420
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:25,532
Look, I'm not out
to make you look bad.

421
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,533
Just let me follow you
around for,

422
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,735
like, a week or two.

423
00:21:27,737 --> 00:21:28,769
You won't even
notice I'm there.

424
00:21:28,771 --> 00:21:30,771
No.
Final answer, sorry.

425
00:21:30,773 --> 00:21:32,706
Wait, just... here, just...

426
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,108
You asked for a card
the other day.

427
00:21:34,110 --> 00:21:37,378
Take that in case
you change your mind.

428
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:40,247
Think about it.

429
00:21:42,785 --> 00:21:44,685
You fucked that one up, huh?

430
00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:05,305
I'm so into you, baby.

431
00:22:05,307 --> 00:22:07,174
I'm getting wet just thinking
about what you're gonna do.

432
00:22:07,176 --> 00:22:08,842
- Fuck, come here.

433
00:22:08,844 --> 00:22:10,477
Ah.
Oh, jeez.

434
00:22:10,479 --> 00:22:11,912
Hey, hey,
I said no kissing.

435
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,847
- I'm not gonna say it again.
- Come on, baby.

436
00:22:13,849 --> 00:22:15,716
I can be your boyfriend.

437
00:22:15,718 --> 00:22:17,885
Oh, come on.

438
00:22:17,887 --> 00:22:20,721
Stop it.
It's over, asshole.

439
00:22:20,723 --> 00:22:23,791
Don't be such a goddamn bitch.

440
00:22:23,793 --> 00:22:26,060
No, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.

441
00:22:26,062 --> 00:22:29,029
I'm getting what I paid for.

442
00:22:29,031 --> 00:22:32,132
Shh, shh, shh.

443
00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:37,738
I'll kill you,
you fucking whore!

444
00:22:52,755 --> 00:22:54,788
Dad. Hey.

445
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:58,859
Um, I need a bit of a favor.

446
00:23:05,267 --> 00:23:07,801
Babe, I swear to God,
I can't fucking do this anymore.

447
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,336
Why, what happened?

448
00:23:09,338 --> 00:23:15,275
Oh, I'm fine, I'm just,
like, a little bit rattled.

449
00:23:15,277 --> 00:23:17,377
Fucking scumbag.

450
00:23:17,379 --> 00:23:20,981
What, he try to stick it
in that beautiful ass again?

451
00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:24,618
No, he's just a...

452
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:28,088
just drunk, coked-out bullshit.

453
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:32,137
Still think my ass is beautiful?

454
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,395
It's a dangerous world
out there.

455
00:23:35,397 --> 00:23:37,731
You ever think about getting
back with Sebastian?

456
00:23:37,733 --> 00:23:39,800
Hell, no.
I... I don't want a pimp.

457
00:23:39,802 --> 00:23:42,569
It makes it feel way too real.

458
00:23:42,571 --> 00:23:44,404
Plus, that fucker
took half my money,

459
00:23:44,406 --> 00:23:45,973
and I did all the work.

460
00:23:45,975 --> 00:23:47,708
Well, what happened tonight
would not happen

461
00:23:47,710 --> 00:23:49,409
if you had someone there
with you.

462
00:23:49,411 --> 00:23:52,246
That's all I'm saying.

463
00:23:52,248 --> 00:23:54,181
Yeah.

464
00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:56,750
Maybe.

465
00:24:17,773 --> 00:24:20,040
Hey, you find
a parking spot okay?

466
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:22,843
I actually walked here.
I don't have a car.

467
00:24:22,845 --> 00:24:24,278
You don't have
a car in LA?

468
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:29,516
Yeah, or any other city.
I don't have a car.

469
00:24:29,518 --> 00:24:31,051
Speaking of, nice one.

470
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,720
- I like it.
- Thanks.

471
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:36,523
Is that, like,
an environmental issue or...

472
00:24:36,525 --> 00:24:38,959
No, my life's just pretty
contained to this area,

473
00:24:38,961 --> 00:24:41,795
so I don't need a car.

474
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:50,771
- So what made you come around?
- Does it matter?

475
00:24:50,773 --> 00:24:52,306
You seemed really desperate
and pathetic.

476
00:24:52,308 --> 00:24:54,541
Just be glad
I'm letting you do this.

477
00:24:54,543 --> 00:24:58,645
Oh. A charity case.
I'll take it.

478
00:24:58,647 --> 00:25:00,113
So are you
from around here or...

479
00:25:00,115 --> 00:25:02,516
Shouldn't you have something
to write this down with?

480
00:25:02,518 --> 00:25:03,850
No, I just prefer
to listen.

481
00:25:03,852 --> 00:25:05,719
Oh, God, are you, like,
one of those waiters

482
00:25:05,721 --> 00:25:06,987
who doesn't write
anything down

483
00:25:06,989 --> 00:25:09,156
and then fucks
the order all up?

484
00:25:09,158 --> 00:25:11,358
Uh, no, I'm like
one of those waiters

485
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,894
who doesn't write anything down
and gets it all right.

486
00:25:13,896 --> 00:25:16,296
By the way, no names,
places, pictures,

487
00:25:16,298 --> 00:25:17,798
nothing that can tie me
to this article,

488
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,099
or I will rip
your balls off.

489
00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:21,101
I don't even know
your real name.

490
00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:23,904
- Where are we going, anyway?
- I have an 11:00.

491
00:25:23,906 --> 00:25:26,340
In the morning?

492
00:25:30,246 --> 00:25:31,979
Hey, Ruth,
I'm so sorry I'm late.

493
00:25:31,981 --> 00:25:33,780
Oh, no problem, Natalie.
Jared's waiting in the kitchen.

494
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,282
- Okay.
- Did you hear that, Natalie?

495
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,317
Jared's waiting
in the kitchen, Natalie.

496
00:25:37,319 --> 00:25:39,586
- And who's this?
- Oh, hi, I'm Mitch.

497
00:25:39,588 --> 00:25:40,988
A friend from out of town.

498
00:25:40,990 --> 00:25:43,357
He has nothing to do today
because he has no friends.

499
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:45,792
Also, he's a little slow.

500
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:47,861
Do you mind if he hangs out here
for the hour?

501
00:25:47,863 --> 00:25:50,330
Oh, bless his heart.
Of course, come in.

502
00:25:50,332 --> 00:25:52,666
Thanks.
Hey, this is weird.

503
00:25:52,668 --> 00:25:55,369
- Who's Jared?
- Her ten-year-old son.

504
00:25:55,371 --> 00:25:57,137
She's paying you to have sex
with her ten-year-old son?

505
00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:58,205
This is... you know what?
I can't do this.

506
00:25:58,207 --> 00:25:59,640
Shut up.
Pretend you don't exist.

507
00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:00,641
I thought I could do it.
I can't.

508
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,976
And shut the door.

509
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:06,313
For the record,
I'm not comfortable with this.

510
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:11,373
Great, so what do all
these equations have in common?

511
00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:19,726
So why do you tutor
when you're pulling in

512
00:26:19,728 --> 00:26:21,428
over 1,000 bucks a night?

513
00:26:21,430 --> 00:26:24,731
Escorts have family members
that ask questions too.

514
00:26:24,733 --> 00:26:27,134
Believe it or not,
I actually enjoy teaching.

515
00:26:27,136 --> 00:26:29,102
You know, my tutor
was a 300-pound guy

516
00:26:29,104 --> 00:26:31,004
whose breath
smelled like salami.

517
00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:32,272
Lovely.

518
00:26:32,274 --> 00:26:34,474
How'd you get into this
in the first place?

519
00:26:34,476 --> 00:26:36,276
- Don't do that.
- Do what?

520
00:26:36,278 --> 00:26:38,679
Don't ask questions.

521
00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:41,014
I... how am I supposed
to do my job then?

522
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,849
Just don't make it feel like
an interview, you know?

523
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:44,484
Let's just be friends.

524
00:26:44,486 --> 00:26:48,021
You do have friends, right?

525
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:52,092
Yeah, and I ask them questions
when I want to know things.

526
00:26:52,094 --> 00:26:53,293
God, I can already tell
you're gonna be

527
00:26:53,295 --> 00:26:54,995
so fucking annoying.

528
00:26:54,997 --> 00:26:59,399
♪ Onion, two carrots,
two cups of adzuki beans ♪

529
00:26:59,401 --> 00:27:04,705
♪ My baby, she knows
how to keep that figure lean ♪

530
00:27:04,707 --> 00:27:06,406
That was cute, babe.

531
00:27:06,408 --> 00:27:07,808
Well, there's more
where that came from.

532
00:27:07,810 --> 00:27:10,644
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

533
00:27:10,646 --> 00:27:12,313
- That was for you.
- Oh, yeah?

534
00:27:13,115 --> 00:27:14,514
Hey, guys,
please stop having sex.

535
00:27:14,516 --> 00:27:15,582
We have company.

536
00:27:15,584 --> 00:27:17,050
- Hi, babe.
- Hey, babe.

537
00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,485
Mmm, hey!

538
00:27:18,487 --> 00:27:19,953
Dominick, Dana,
this is Mitch.

539
00:27:19,955 --> 00:27:21,588
- Mitch, my friends.
- Hey.

540
00:27:21,590 --> 00:27:22,589
Hey, how you guys doing?

541
00:27:22,591 --> 00:27:24,825
- Good.
- Hey, man.

542
00:27:24,827 --> 00:27:26,626
What'd you think of my song?

543
00:27:26,628 --> 00:27:30,430
Oh, it was, uh... inspiring.

544
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:35,001
Rock on.

545
00:27:35,003 --> 00:27:36,803
Dominick's gonna be
the next Bob Dylan

546
00:27:36,805 --> 00:27:38,372
or John Mayer.

547
00:27:38,374 --> 00:27:41,108
- Bruno Mars or something.
- Certainly a wide range.

548
00:27:41,110 --> 00:27:43,610
Mm-hmm.

549
00:27:43,612 --> 00:27:45,612
Hey, thanks, man.

550
00:27:45,614 --> 00:27:47,347
Appreciate that.

551
00:27:47,349 --> 00:27:49,349
Means a lot.

552
00:27:52,688 --> 00:27:54,654
You guys should totally
stay for lunch.

553
00:27:54,656 --> 00:27:56,757
Yeah.

554
00:28:00,062 --> 00:28:03,130
- Shit, we just ate.
- Yeah, really full.

555
00:28:03,132 --> 00:28:05,399
Which is unfortunate,
'cause this all

556
00:28:05,401 --> 00:28:06,800
looks delicious, but...

557
00:28:06,802 --> 00:28:10,137
So the nice car,
the downtown loft.

558
00:28:10,139 --> 00:28:13,640
Is this all you,
or did your parents

559
00:28:13,642 --> 00:28:15,242
have money
when you were growing up?

560
00:28:15,244 --> 00:28:16,943
They help you out?
What's... what's going on here?

561
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:19,780
Single mom,
high school teacher.

562
00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:22,949
- What about your dad?
- Never met him.

563
00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:28,054
I'm still having trouble kind of
wrapping my head around you.

564
00:28:28,056 --> 00:28:29,723
I mean, you went
to a great school

565
00:28:29,725 --> 00:28:30,991
and got a great education.

566
00:28:30,993 --> 00:28:34,828
You're not awful-looking.

567
00:28:34,830 --> 00:28:37,898
I just don't understand.

568
00:28:45,340 --> 00:28:49,142
Look, come on,
you gotta give me something.

569
00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:50,977
After graduation,
I had to get a job

570
00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:52,179
that paid enough
to put a dent

571
00:28:52,181 --> 00:28:53,013
in my student loans.

572
00:28:53,015 --> 00:28:54,881
This checked off
all the boxes.

573
00:28:54,883 --> 00:28:56,817
Okay, well,
there are plenty of normal jobs

574
00:28:56,819 --> 00:28:57,751
that pay well, right?

575
00:28:57,753 --> 00:28:59,219
Yeah, not like this.

576
00:28:59,221 --> 00:29:01,354
Once I hit a certain number,
I'll call it quits.

577
00:29:01,356 --> 00:29:03,190
I've got some ideas
of what I want to do,

578
00:29:03,192 --> 00:29:04,825
but for now, this is it.

579
00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:06,793
Number... what kind of number
are we talking about?

580
00:29:06,795 --> 00:29:10,730
Last year, I made
213,000 tax-free.

581
00:29:10,732 --> 00:29:13,300
I figure at that rate,
another 2 1/2 years

582
00:29:13,302 --> 00:29:17,137
and I'll have the flexibility
to do what I want.

583
00:29:17,139 --> 00:29:19,673
Holy shit.

584
00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:22,442
Got to get ready.
Don't be so shocked.

585
00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:28,281
So tell me about yourself.
Who is Mitchell Cooper?

586
00:29:28,283 --> 00:29:29,950
Can't we just be,
like, friends

587
00:29:29,952 --> 00:29:31,718
and, like, hang out
and chill and not ask questions?

588
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,654
Hey, asshole.
I don't sound like that.

589
00:29:34,656 --> 00:29:36,156
What do you want to know?

590
00:29:36,158 --> 00:29:38,124
I don't know, anything,
whatever.

591
00:29:38,126 --> 00:29:41,895
Just people
with normal lives fascinate me.

592
00:29:41,897 --> 00:29:45,365
Normal, is that what
you think of me?

593
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:47,167
Mm, I don't know.

594
00:29:47,169 --> 00:29:48,535
Uh, let's see.

595
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:51,972
Well, I... I worked
at<i> The Los Angeles Review.</i>

596
00:29:51,974 --> 00:29:54,674
I mostly wrote
for the obituary section.

597
00:29:54,676 --> 00:29:58,812
That's kind of cool in, like,
a gothic loner kind of way.

598
00:29:58,814 --> 00:30:01,248
I don't know,
I just kind of...

599
00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:03,950
kind of enjoyed finding
the best possible combination

600
00:30:03,952 --> 00:30:07,187
of words to tell
someone's story, you know?

601
00:30:07,189 --> 00:30:08,755
I like it
when I read the obituary

602
00:30:08,757 --> 00:30:10,190
and I look at the picture

603
00:30:10,192 --> 00:30:12,993
of the person
smiling and looking all happy,

604
00:30:12,995 --> 00:30:15,462
and you forget
about the pancreatic cancer

605
00:30:15,464 --> 00:30:17,397
or whatever shit happened.

606
00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:22,002
It's nice.
Zip me up?

607
00:30:22,004 --> 00:30:24,271
Um...

608
00:30:24,273 --> 00:30:25,939
yeah, sure.

609
00:30:25,941 --> 00:30:27,641
Sure.

610
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,814
♪ I know ♪

611
00:30:34,816 --> 00:30:37,884
♪ Know there's a way ♪

612
00:30:37,886 --> 00:30:42,889
Yeah, well,
zipped up.

613
00:30:42,891 --> 00:30:43,957
If you're gonna be seen
with me,

614
00:30:43,959 --> 00:30:46,326
I can't have you
wearing that.

615
00:30:46,328 --> 00:30:50,297
What's wrong
with what I'm wearing?

616
00:30:50,299 --> 00:30:51,798
You look like Mr. Rogers.

617
00:30:56,338 --> 00:31:00,140
What the fuck am I wearing?

618
00:31:00,142 --> 00:31:01,474
What?

619
00:31:01,476 --> 00:31:03,209
I look like a band member
from Jesse and the Rippers

620
00:31:03,211 --> 00:31:05,011
from<i> Full House,</i> that's what.

621
00:31:05,013 --> 00:31:07,047
I think you look hip
and handsome,

622
00:31:07,049 --> 00:31:08,148
like you belong.

623
00:31:08,150 --> 00:31:11,651
- In a Robin Thicke video.
- A little bit.

624
00:31:11,653 --> 00:31:13,820
Well, if you're gonna be
seen with me,

625
00:31:13,822 --> 00:31:15,455
this is what you're wearing.

626
00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:17,357
You just get a couple
different color T-shirts.

627
00:31:17,359 --> 00:31:18,625
You rotate them around.

628
00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:20,560
It'll be like
a whole new outfit.

629
00:31:20,562 --> 00:31:22,195
- The chain looks great on you.
- I...

630
00:31:22,197 --> 00:31:24,397
It does.

631
00:31:24,399 --> 00:31:26,299
You're gonna wait at the bar
until I land a client.

632
00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:27,867
Don't leave.

633
00:31:27,869 --> 00:31:29,936
When I do get somebody,
I'm gonna go to room 1516.

634
00:31:29,938 --> 00:31:31,871
Just wait in the hall
until I'm done.

635
00:31:31,873 --> 00:31:33,873
- Remember, you're a ghost.
- Got it.

636
00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:38,678
But if I do summon you,
you may engage me.

637
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:42,015
Engage you?
What are you, the NSA?

638
00:31:42,017 --> 00:31:43,717
Do I look like I'm laughing?

639
00:31:43,719 --> 00:31:45,785
On the outside, no,
but maybe on the inside?

640
00:31:45,787 --> 00:31:48,254
- No.
- Okay.

641
00:31:50,258 --> 00:31:51,625
All right.

642
00:31:51,627 --> 00:31:54,561
Can I have a drink or...

643
00:31:54,563 --> 00:31:57,764
Would you pay
to have sex with me?

644
00:31:57,766 --> 00:31:59,699
I thought we've already
been through this.

645
00:31:59,701 --> 00:32:01,034
I can't afford you.

646
00:32:01,036 --> 00:32:05,005
I know, but, like,
am I fucking hot enough?

647
00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:08,341
Oh, even the pros
need a pep talk

648
00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:11,611
once in a while, huh?

649
00:32:11,613 --> 00:32:15,582
I mean, yeah, you're hot.

650
00:32:18,286 --> 00:32:20,286
I understand
it's a part of aging,

651
00:32:20,288 --> 00:32:24,057
but I still think of myself
as a young guy.

652
00:32:24,059 --> 00:32:26,626
- Oh?
- I think it's manly.

653
00:32:26,628 --> 00:32:28,061
All right, here.

654
00:32:28,063 --> 00:32:31,064
I'll let you feel something
that's manly, huh?

655
00:32:32,334 --> 00:32:33,933
That's funny,
but if you try that shit again,

656
00:32:33,935 --> 00:32:35,235
I'm gonna have my guy over there

657
00:32:35,237 --> 00:32:39,773
snap off that puny excuse
for a dick.

658
00:32:39,775 --> 00:32:40,807
Oh, hey, I was just...

659
00:32:40,809 --> 00:32:43,276
I was just messing around.

660
00:32:43,278 --> 00:32:45,478
Come on, there's no need
to get worked up here.

661
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,314
Come on,
we're just having drinks.

662
00:32:50,485 --> 00:32:54,888
Fuck yes! Oh!
Oh, my God.

663
00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,156
Bullshit.

664
00:32:56,158 --> 00:32:57,791
What, you don't think
it's possible

665
00:32:57,793 --> 00:32:59,626
for me to enjoy the sex?

666
00:32:59,628 --> 00:33:01,227
Not to that degree
and certainly not

667
00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:02,362
with a guy like that.

668
00:33:02,364 --> 00:33:04,397
I got to have something
for them to come back for.

669
00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,733
I mean, it's all
about generating regulars.

670
00:33:06,735 --> 00:33:08,902
What, you think
those artificial orgasm noises

671
00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:10,537
is what brings them back?

672
00:33:10,539 --> 00:33:12,439
Dude, I get rave reviews.

673
00:33:12,441 --> 00:33:15,308
I'll be sure to check out
your Yelp page when I get home.

674
00:33:15,310 --> 00:33:18,178
You should.
Five stars.

675
00:33:20,849 --> 00:33:22,282
Who's texting so much?

676
00:33:22,284 --> 00:33:23,550
Girlfriend?

677
00:33:23,552 --> 00:33:26,319
No, just people.

678
00:33:26,321 --> 00:33:29,355
All right, meet me here
tomorrow, 10:00 a.m.

679
00:33:29,357 --> 00:33:32,692
All right.
Hey.

680
00:33:32,694 --> 00:33:37,097
Seriously,
thanks for doing this.

681
00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:39,165
Ride's on me.

682
00:33:42,971 --> 00:33:45,872
It's nice of them to give me
a complimentary tea.

683
00:33:45,874 --> 00:33:48,742
So do you have a pimp, or do you
do all your own bookings?

684
00:33:48,744 --> 00:33:50,910
All generated
by yours truly.

685
00:33:50,912 --> 00:33:54,981
Ah, an entrepreneur.
Why go pimp-less?

686
00:33:54,983 --> 00:33:56,015
They take too much
of the pie

687
00:33:56,017 --> 00:33:57,884
for what they're worth.

688
00:33:57,886 --> 00:33:59,285
But isn't it, like,
dangerous for you

689
00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:01,121
to be out there all alone?

690
00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:02,555
I'm not gonna answer
another question

691
00:34:02,557 --> 00:34:05,024
until you man up
and get a pedicure.

692
00:34:05,026 --> 00:34:06,793
No, I'm not... I'm not gonna
get a pedicure.

693
00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:07,894
I've never had
a pedicure before.

694
00:34:07,896 --> 00:34:09,129
I'm not gonna
get a pedicure.

695
00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:11,698
Hey, do manicures
come with this?

696
00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:13,900
No, that's extra.
Would you like one?

697
00:34:13,902 --> 00:34:16,402
Well, I just figure
since we're here.

698
00:34:16,404 --> 00:34:17,403
- Hmm.
- Right?

699
00:34:17,405 --> 00:34:18,471
Right.

700
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:22,242
One-stop shopping
sort of thing.

701
00:34:22,244 --> 00:34:24,277
- No polish, though.
- No, of course not.

702
00:34:24,279 --> 00:34:25,278
No polish.

703
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,714
Yeah... yeah, it varies

704
00:34:27,716 --> 00:34:30,350
anywhere from two to eight guys
a week.

705
00:34:30,352 --> 00:34:32,085
Most of them are regulars.

706
00:34:32,087 --> 00:34:33,453
Wait, let's just back up
a little bit.

707
00:34:33,455 --> 00:34:35,922
How do you even get into this
in the first place?

708
00:34:35,924 --> 00:34:37,190
Dana had just
started working,

709
00:34:37,192 --> 00:34:39,359
and she was making
all this money

710
00:34:39,361 --> 00:34:42,061
while I was barely
covering the rent from tutoring,

711
00:34:42,063 --> 00:34:44,998
and, um, one night,
she took me to a club

712
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,733
and introduced me
to her pimp.

713
00:34:46,735 --> 00:34:50,370
Oh, so you did have a pimp
at one point?

714
00:34:50,372 --> 00:34:53,439
- Yes!
- Fucker.

715
00:34:53,441 --> 00:34:55,642
- Yeah, for a minute.
- Fuck.

716
00:34:58,747 --> 00:35:03,683
Yeah.
For a minute.

717
00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:05,852
He gave me the $900 price tag

718
00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:08,221
and called over
one of his clients,

719
00:35:08,223 --> 00:35:09,489
and before I knew it,

720
00:35:09,491 --> 00:35:12,592
his client came over
and pulls out a wad of cash

721
00:35:12,594 --> 00:35:16,062
and, um, puts it
right in front of me.

722
00:35:16,064 --> 00:35:17,864
You tell yourself that
you would never do something

723
00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:20,934
like that for money,

724
00:35:20,936 --> 00:35:25,004
but when it's staring at you
right in the face...

725
00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:33,179
Come on,
let's play another game.

726
00:35:33,181 --> 00:35:34,314
Let's go.

727
00:35:34,316 --> 00:35:36,216
Yeah, another game
where I kick your ass.

728
00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:38,484
All right, this is unfair.
I don't have this version.

729
00:35:38,486 --> 00:35:39,764
I've got two years ago.

730
00:35:42,190 --> 00:35:44,691
Well, aren't you guys
in a celebratory mood?

731
00:35:44,693 --> 00:35:47,760
Celebrating Benny's promotion,
huh?

732
00:35:47,762 --> 00:35:49,362
You little prick, right?

733
00:35:49,364 --> 00:35:52,532
Now, I bet he has sucked
more dick than you

734
00:35:52,534 --> 00:35:54,267
to get where you are,

735
00:35:54,269 --> 00:35:55,368
right there, Benny?

736
00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:57,537
Right?

737
00:35:57,539 --> 00:35:59,839
God, relax, sweet tits, okay?

738
00:35:59,841 --> 00:36:01,641
We're just having some fun,
all right?

739
00:36:01,643 --> 00:36:03,276
Let's have another shot.

740
00:36:03,278 --> 00:36:05,945
Hey, you want to move
this party upstairs?

741
00:36:05,947 --> 00:36:08,882
Whoa, whoa, group...
Group table here.

742
00:36:08,884 --> 00:36:11,150
Come on, Warren, man, quit
giving her such a hard time.

743
00:36:11,152 --> 00:36:13,319
Shut the fuck up,
Benny, all right?

744
00:36:13,321 --> 00:36:15,488
Drink your drink, all right?
She can take it.

745
00:36:15,490 --> 00:36:19,225
She can take pretty much
anything I can give her, right?

746
00:36:19,227 --> 00:36:21,494
Huh? Oh!

747
00:36:21,496 --> 00:36:26,366
Ohh, you fucking slut.

748
00:36:26,368 --> 00:36:28,668
You know how many cocks
you would have to sit on

749
00:36:28,670 --> 00:36:29,936
to pay for a shirt like this?

750
00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:31,137
All right,
that's fucking enough.

751
00:36:31,139 --> 00:36:33,940
Mitch.

752
00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:37,744
Uh... something going on
over here?

753
00:36:37,746 --> 00:36:39,045
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

754
00:36:39,047 --> 00:36:42,916
Mind your own
fucking business, pal, okay?

755
00:36:42,918 --> 00:36:44,350
No, he's not gonna
mind his own business

756
00:36:44,352 --> 00:36:45,685
because he's my bodyguard,

757
00:36:45,687 --> 00:36:47,153
and if you don't
shut the fuck up,

758
00:36:47,155 --> 00:36:49,088
he's gonna beat the crap
out of you.

759
00:36:49,090 --> 00:36:52,725
Oh. Wow.

760
00:36:55,497 --> 00:36:57,430
Tough guy, huh?

761
00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:01,501
You heard her.

762
00:37:01,503 --> 00:37:02,769
If you don't shut the fuck up,

763
00:37:02,771 --> 00:37:05,038
I'm gonna beat the crap
out of you.

764
00:37:07,909 --> 00:37:09,709
Why don't you get the fuck
out of here?

765
00:37:09,711 --> 00:37:11,911
Fuck this.

766
00:37:23,625 --> 00:37:25,058
Wait, wait.

767
00:37:29,064 --> 00:37:31,331
Wait, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch.
Wait, wait, wait.

768
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:33,833
What are you, using me as, like,
some sort of pimp or something?

769
00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:35,101
Okay, we're using each other.

770
00:37:35,103 --> 00:37:36,636
You get what you want,
and I get what I want.

771
00:37:36,638 --> 00:37:38,438
I can't beat up five guys.
I'm not Bruce Lee.

772
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,606
They're all talk. They're not
gonna actually do anything.

773
00:37:40,608 --> 00:37:41,874
Probably.

774
00:37:44,279 --> 00:37:47,213
Think how great
your article will be.

775
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:55,321
Just don't get me killed,
okay?

776
00:37:55,323 --> 00:37:56,689
Thanks.

777
00:37:58,893 --> 00:38:00,393
Who keeps texting you?

778
00:38:00,395 --> 00:38:01,494
People text.
Friends text.

779
00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:02,862
I'm sure you text.

780
00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:03,863
Yeah, but that's,
like, the text frequency

781
00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:05,932
of a very desperate woman.

782
00:38:05,934 --> 00:38:07,867
Hey, we're done here, right?

783
00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:10,169
Yeah, I guess.

784
00:38:10,171 --> 00:38:14,273
All right.
I'll see you later.

785
00:38:14,275 --> 00:38:16,075
Just like that?

786
00:38:16,077 --> 00:38:20,880
Since when does a pimp have
to explain anything to his ho?

787
00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:55,608
Don't stop.
Don't stop, don't stop!

788
00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:58,678
Like I said,
I'm not planning on it.

789
00:40:14,462 --> 00:40:16,662
Fuck.

790
00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:20,133
I only caught the end,

791
00:40:20,135 --> 00:40:22,368
but I think you were doing
a little too much...

792
00:40:22,370 --> 00:40:24,704
- You followed me.
- Yeah, I followed you.

793
00:40:24,706 --> 00:40:26,239
All that text messaging,

794
00:40:26,241 --> 00:40:29,375
you were giving me, like,
a creepy drug pin vibe.

795
00:40:29,377 --> 00:40:33,212
I needed to know what it was,
and now I know.

796
00:40:33,214 --> 00:40:34,747
Oh, a prostitute was worried

797
00:40:34,749 --> 00:40:36,516
about being linked
to a seedy underworld.

798
00:40:36,518 --> 00:40:38,417
Yeah, if you're gonna be
in charge of my safety,

799
00:40:38,419 --> 00:40:40,419
I need to know that you're not
gonna just sketch off

800
00:40:40,421 --> 00:40:42,889
and leave me with
a potentially dangerous client.

801
00:40:42,891 --> 00:40:44,357
I thought you said
this wasn't gonna be dangerous.

802
00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:45,958
It's not gonna
be dangerous for you.

803
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,860
I'm a sitting duck out there.

804
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:50,663
Look, you're my ticket
to that job, okay?

805
00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:53,366
I'm not just gonna leave you.

806
00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:55,968
- I just wanted to be clear.
- We're clear.

807
00:40:55,970 --> 00:40:57,937
Perfect.

808
00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:00,506
How'd you meet her?

809
00:41:00,508 --> 00:41:01,941
Who?

810
00:41:01,943 --> 00:41:03,643
The girl you had bent
over the bathroom sink.

811
00:41:03,645 --> 00:41:05,945
I'm sure she has a name.

812
00:41:13,254 --> 00:41:14,520
I'm sure she does,

813
00:41:14,522 --> 00:41:16,989
but I don't know it.

814
00:41:16,991 --> 00:41:19,392
Okay, look, that app
connected us, all right?

815
00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:24,263
What do I care
if she's on her shift break?

816
00:41:24,265 --> 00:41:27,366
Is this a rare occurrence?

817
00:41:27,368 --> 00:41:29,268
No.

818
00:41:29,270 --> 00:41:31,237
This is fascinating.

819
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,639
Do you get tested?

820
00:41:33,641 --> 00:41:34,874
Often.

821
00:41:34,876 --> 00:41:36,375
What's been your worst scare?

822
00:41:36,377 --> 00:41:37,376
Hep B.

823
00:41:37,378 --> 00:41:38,878
Hep C.

824
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,446
- Seriously?
- Seriously.

825
00:41:40,448 --> 00:41:42,315
- But you're all, like...
- Yeah, everything's fine, you?

826
00:41:42,317 --> 00:41:45,251
Oh, I'm... I'm fine.
But that two-week wait?

827
00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:46,652
Holy shit, right?

828
00:41:46,654 --> 00:41:47,653
I couldn't eat.

829
00:41:47,655 --> 00:41:50,389
I couldn't sleep.

830
00:41:52,193 --> 00:41:54,927
The worst part
is going to that clinic

831
00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:58,364
and sitting all alone.

832
00:41:58,366 --> 00:42:00,333
It's awful.

833
00:42:00,335 --> 00:42:04,370
And the place smells
like a funeral home.

834
00:42:04,372 --> 00:42:07,740
Yea... the hung poster
of the ethnically diverse.

835
00:42:07,742 --> 00:42:10,643
STD-free people
just kind of smiling there?

836
00:42:10,645 --> 00:42:12,912
Yeah, what the fuck
is that about?

837
00:42:16,484 --> 00:42:18,384
Hey, I don't know
what you're doing on Sunday,

838
00:42:18,386 --> 00:42:21,587
but I'm heading to my dad's
house for dinner, and if...

839
00:42:21,589 --> 00:42:24,323
You want me to meet
your family?

840
00:42:24,325 --> 00:42:26,425
Not my fam... I mean,
it's just my dad

841
00:42:26,427 --> 00:42:29,195
and my sister,
but yeah.

842
00:42:29,197 --> 00:42:30,896
It'd be fun.

843
00:42:30,898 --> 00:42:33,799
What's this really about?

844
00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:34,867
What do you mean?

845
00:42:34,869 --> 00:42:35,935
I thought
it was poor form

846
00:42:35,937 --> 00:42:37,336
to bring your work
home with you.

847
00:42:37,338 --> 00:42:41,507
Well, you're a presentable
piece of work.

848
00:42:41,509 --> 00:42:44,176
Okay, look, my family
thinks that I'm kind of,

849
00:42:44,178 --> 00:42:46,012
like, a big fuck-up,
and, well,

850
00:42:46,014 --> 00:42:48,914
you're smart and pretty
and personable.

851
00:42:48,916 --> 00:42:51,183
And if I were to bring
someone like you home,

852
00:42:51,185 --> 00:42:54,220
they'd, you know, think
I'm getting my shit together.

853
00:42:56,257 --> 00:42:58,224
You think I'm pretty?

854
00:42:58,226 --> 00:43:00,293
Look, just...

855
00:43:00,295 --> 00:43:02,295
deal or no?

856
00:43:02,297 --> 00:43:05,164
I suppose
I'll wear something tasteful

857
00:43:05,166 --> 00:43:08,601
and girlfriend-y,

858
00:43:08,603 --> 00:43:09,835
but I'm not holding your hand,

859
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:11,437
and you can't call me
babe or boo

860
00:43:11,439 --> 00:43:12,872
or anything
that starts with a B.

861
00:43:12,874 --> 00:43:14,440
Oh, my God, monkey,
you're gonna be great.

862
00:43:14,442 --> 00:43:17,276
Don't even.

863
00:43:19,681 --> 00:43:21,547
With all the time
you're spending on this article,

864
00:43:21,549 --> 00:43:23,182
it better be good, man.

865
00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:26,686
It's good, I think.
I don't know.

866
00:43:26,688 --> 00:43:29,722
Wow, you sound
super confident.

867
00:43:29,724 --> 00:43:31,157
How far into it are you?

868
00:43:31,159 --> 00:43:34,727
It's still in the, uh,
researching stage.

869
00:43:34,729 --> 00:43:36,696
You gonna tell me
what it's about or what?

870
00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:38,264
Nope.

871
00:43:38,266 --> 00:43:39,465
Why?

872
00:43:39,467 --> 00:43:41,901
You're just gonna
be annoying about it.

873
00:43:41,903 --> 00:43:44,437
Am I ever annoying?

874
00:43:44,439 --> 00:43:46,005
All right, fine, it's, um,

875
00:43:46,007 --> 00:43:47,907
just some profile
on some girl.

876
00:43:47,909 --> 00:43:50,409
It's nothing.

877
00:43:50,411 --> 00:43:53,112
And she's topical?
Why?

878
00:43:53,114 --> 00:43:56,449
Well, uh,
she went to Stanford.

879
00:43:56,451 --> 00:43:58,217
Second-tier school, but...

880
00:43:58,219 --> 00:44:00,720
And, um, you know,

881
00:44:00,722 --> 00:44:02,988
men pay her for... for sex.

882
00:44:06,761 --> 00:44:09,195
You're doing a profile
on a prostitute?

883
00:44:09,197 --> 00:44:11,697
Well, if you want
to get technical about it,

884
00:44:11,699 --> 00:44:13,132
I guess, but...

885
00:44:13,134 --> 00:44:14,934
Well, I mean, they do say
write what you know.

886
00:44:14,936 --> 00:44:17,069
What are you fucking doing?

887
00:44:28,483 --> 00:44:30,349
All right, this one?

888
00:44:37,892 --> 00:44:40,960
You didn't tell me
you were Bruce fucking Wayne.

889
00:44:40,962 --> 00:44:45,531
Is this new money, old money?
What's going on here?

890
00:44:45,533 --> 00:44:48,100
My dad was a songwriter
in the '70s.

891
00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:50,302
Probably a bunch
of classics that

892
00:44:50,304 --> 00:44:53,372
you've never heard of and none
that I care to remember.

893
00:44:57,078 --> 00:44:59,311
Okay.

894
00:45:03,050 --> 00:45:05,818
You look like
Betty White's granddaughter.

895
00:45:05,820 --> 00:45:07,086
Did you win
your chess tournament?

896
00:45:07,088 --> 00:45:09,755
- I did, actually.
- I look great.

897
00:45:09,757 --> 00:45:11,223
Shit, how do I
address the butler?

898
00:45:11,225 --> 00:45:13,659
- I've never done this.
- I don't have a butler.

899
00:45:13,661 --> 00:45:15,327
Em, hey.

900
00:45:15,329 --> 00:45:17,062
I was beginning to think
you forgot about me.

901
00:45:17,064 --> 00:45:19,532
- You? Come on.
- Hey, I'm Natalie.

902
00:45:19,534 --> 00:45:21,834
Holy shit.
You're pretty.

903
00:45:21,836 --> 00:45:23,869
Well, you're adorable
yourself, little lady.

904
00:45:23,871 --> 00:45:25,204
This is my sister...

905
00:45:25,206 --> 00:45:29,008
But you're, like,
so fucking pretty.

906
00:45:29,010 --> 00:45:30,509
You're, uh,
you're so fucking pretty.

907
00:45:30,511 --> 00:45:32,011
I like her.

908
00:45:37,051 --> 00:45:39,118
I see Dad's not getting on you
about the cursing.

909
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,920
If he's gonna
make me play JV football,

910
00:45:40,922 --> 00:45:44,690
he's gonna have to deal
with the cursing I'm exposed to.

911
00:45:44,692 --> 00:45:46,125
Why is he making you
play football?

912
00:45:46,127 --> 00:45:47,793
Because Mitch quit
when he was in high school,

913
00:45:47,795 --> 00:45:49,662
and he doesn't want me
ending up like him.

914
00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:51,096
Why, what's wrong with Mitch?

915
00:45:51,098 --> 00:45:53,232
Dad says he's poor
and will continue to be poor

916
00:45:53,234 --> 00:45:56,035
if he keeps working
in a dying industry.

917
00:45:56,037 --> 00:45:57,269
Wait here.

918
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,207
Home.
I love it.

919
00:46:01,209 --> 00:46:04,977
Mitch is here.

920
00:46:04,979 --> 00:46:07,813
He's on to some workout video
these days.

921
00:46:12,253 --> 00:46:13,953
Mitchell.

922
00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:17,556
Dad, hey.
Good to...

923
00:46:17,558 --> 00:46:19,658
- Ha, yeah.
- See you.

924
00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:21,660
Yeah, you too.

925
00:46:21,662 --> 00:46:23,596
You're wearing your contact
lenses again, aren't you?

926
00:46:23,598 --> 00:46:24,897
Yeah.

927
00:46:24,899 --> 00:46:28,200
You look a lot less anal
without your glasses.

928
00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:30,803
Thank you, I think.

929
00:46:30,805 --> 00:46:32,171
And this must be?

930
00:46:32,173 --> 00:46:33,172
I'm Natalie.

931
00:46:33,174 --> 00:46:35,341
Gorgeous, just gorgeous.

932
00:46:35,343 --> 00:46:37,610
- I'm Charles.
- You have a beautiful home.

933
00:46:37,612 --> 00:46:39,044
Eh, it's all right.

934
00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:41,013
It's been a while
since Mitchell

935
00:46:41,015 --> 00:46:42,681
brought a girlfriend
around here.

936
00:46:42,683 --> 00:46:45,251
How long you two been dating?

937
00:46:45,253 --> 00:46:47,887
- Uh, four...
- Six...

938
00:46:47,889 --> 00:46:48,988
Four to six months.

939
00:46:48,990 --> 00:46:50,089
We... we average it
out to five.

940
00:46:50,091 --> 00:46:51,657
The beginning
is always weird.

941
00:46:51,659 --> 00:46:53,225
Does it start
with the first text message,

942
00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:54,026
the first kiss?

943
00:46:54,028 --> 00:46:55,995
First kiss.
Totes.

944
00:46:55,997 --> 00:46:58,163
Totes. Monkey,
why don't you write that down?

945
00:46:58,165 --> 00:47:00,032
First kiss.

946
00:47:00,034 --> 00:47:03,102
Stanford?
That's impressive.

947
00:47:03,104 --> 00:47:06,372
I knew a girl
from Stanford once.

948
00:47:06,374 --> 00:47:08,874
Twice, actually.

949
00:47:08,876 --> 00:47:11,477
Natalie's running
her own tutoring business.

950
00:47:11,479 --> 00:47:12,945
Can you tutor me
in biology?

951
00:47:12,947 --> 00:47:14,213
My teacher's got it out
for me.

952
00:47:14,215 --> 00:47:16,815
- She's a grade-A cunt.
- Language.

953
00:47:16,817 --> 00:47:18,951
JV football.

954
00:47:18,953 --> 00:47:21,120
I wish I could,
but I only teach math.

955
00:47:21,122 --> 00:47:23,389
Ha, Mitchell was never
any good at math.

956
00:47:23,391 --> 00:47:24,823
Emily here's a whiz.

957
00:47:24,825 --> 00:47:27,226
Look at that, ten minutes
before putting me down.

958
00:47:27,228 --> 00:47:28,561
That's a new record.

959
00:47:28,563 --> 00:47:30,863
Not everybody is good
at the same things, Mitchell.

960
00:47:30,865 --> 00:47:32,865
Dad doesn't think Mitch
applies himself and says

961
00:47:32,867 --> 00:47:36,168
he looks to blame
other people for his problems.

962
00:47:36,170 --> 00:47:38,504
I think
Mitch is gonna be just fine.

963
00:47:38,506 --> 00:47:39,705
I've actually been
reading the article

964
00:47:39,707 --> 00:47:40,940
that he's writing
for that magazine,

965
00:47:40,942 --> 00:47:43,475
and it's really good.

966
00:47:43,477 --> 00:47:45,044
He's a great writer.

967
00:47:45,046 --> 00:47:47,112
Well, that's great news,
Mitchell.

968
00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:48,647
What's it about?

969
00:47:48,649 --> 00:47:51,684
The article, uh, it's, um...

970
00:47:51,686 --> 00:47:55,120
Well, you know when, um...

971
00:47:55,122 --> 00:47:59,124
How... how would I
describe this?

972
00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:03,495
It's about me
and my business.

973
00:48:03,497 --> 00:48:04,697
The learning habits
of children

974
00:48:04,699 --> 00:48:07,733
and what motivates them
and such.

975
00:48:07,735 --> 00:48:10,102
Wow, can't wait
to read that one.

976
00:48:10,104 --> 00:48:11,370
No offense.

977
00:48:11,372 --> 00:48:13,405
Yeah, no disrespect
to your profession, Natalie,

978
00:48:13,407 --> 00:48:15,908
but it seems like if this is
a one-shot audition thing,

979
00:48:15,910 --> 00:48:17,576
why not just do something
a little more,

980
00:48:17,578 --> 00:48:19,912
I don't know, risqué?

981
00:48:19,914 --> 00:48:21,747
Oh, I have a feeling
if the article gets published,

982
00:48:21,749 --> 00:48:24,350
the risqué will pop out.

983
00:48:30,458 --> 00:48:33,859
Yeah?

984
00:48:33,861 --> 00:48:37,896
- Hey.
- Hey.

985
00:48:37,898 --> 00:48:39,231
She's pretty great, huh?

986
00:48:39,233 --> 00:48:42,034
Yeah, you might want
to hang on to that one.

987
00:48:42,036 --> 00:48:43,769
Yeah.

988
00:48:43,771 --> 00:48:46,705
Hey, do you mind if I...

989
00:48:46,707 --> 00:48:49,675
Uh... sure.

990
00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:52,111
What can I do for you?

991
00:48:55,483 --> 00:48:59,818
So you remember last week?

992
00:48:59,820 --> 00:49:02,354
Do you remember last week
when I was short on rent?

993
00:49:02,356 --> 00:49:04,456
Well, since I'm not gonna
find out about this article

994
00:49:04,458 --> 00:49:07,526
for a few more weeks, I'm gonna
be short next week too.

995
00:49:07,528 --> 00:49:09,561
Mitchell, you know that
I don't mind helping you out,

996
00:49:09,563 --> 00:49:11,196
even though my therapist
is begging me

997
00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:12,297
to stop enabling you.

998
00:49:12,299 --> 00:49:13,766
Well, it's just
until I get this job,

999
00:49:13,768 --> 00:49:15,300
and by the way,
it's looking good,

1000
00:49:15,302 --> 00:49:17,536
so I'm sure your therapist
would be fine with that.

1001
00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:19,938
It's not just Dr. Polanski.

1002
00:49:19,940 --> 00:49:21,340
No?

1003
00:49:24,145 --> 00:49:26,445
- It's Krystal as well.
- Who's Krystal?

1004
00:49:26,447 --> 00:49:28,280
- She's my astrologist.
- I'm sorry, your what?

1005
00:49:28,282 --> 00:49:29,615
My astrologist.

1006
00:49:29,617 --> 00:49:33,485
She says when Mercury
is in retrograde,

1007
00:49:33,487 --> 00:49:34,586
like it is right now,

1008
00:49:34,588 --> 00:49:36,255
I can't do anything financial.

1009
00:49:36,257 --> 00:49:38,390
In fact, she's instructed me
to freeze all my accounts

1010
00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:39,858
for the month.

1011
00:49:43,497 --> 00:49:45,364
Dad, th...

1012
00:49:45,366 --> 00:49:49,401
This is the last time,
I swear.

1013
00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:53,338
Mitchell, I'm sorry.
I wish I could help you out.

1014
00:49:53,340 --> 00:49:56,842
Retrograde is retrograde.

1015
00:49:56,844 --> 00:49:59,378
Right, uh, retrograde.

1016
00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:00,879
Yeah.

1017
00:50:04,118 --> 00:50:06,618
Okay, Dad.

1018
00:50:06,620 --> 00:50:08,120
Oh, have you gone
to any of those meetings

1019
00:50:08,122 --> 00:50:10,189
that Dr. Polanski
suggested for the sex thing?

1020
00:50:10,191 --> 00:50:12,357
- No, I didn't.
- You really might want to go.

1021
00:50:12,359 --> 00:50:13,859
He can help you.

1022
00:50:14,962 --> 00:50:16,161
- 3 1/2.
- Can you do that?

1023
00:50:16,163 --> 00:50:18,130
Okay, no big.

1024
00:50:21,902 --> 00:50:24,269
Hey, just text us when
you get picked up, all right?

1025
00:50:24,271 --> 00:50:27,339
I'll get a ride home
from one of the girls.

1026
00:50:27,341 --> 00:50:29,975
- Have fun.
- Thanks.

1027
00:50:29,977 --> 00:50:32,411
Hey, thanks for being
so cool at dinner tonight.

1028
00:50:32,413 --> 00:50:35,748
I know my dad
can be a little much.

1029
00:50:35,750 --> 00:50:38,183
No, they're cool.

1030
00:50:38,185 --> 00:50:39,284
I had fun.

1031
00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:41,153
Although, if you do
get this job,

1032
00:50:41,155 --> 00:50:44,356
don't tell your dad
that I'm your prostitute muse.

1033
00:50:44,358 --> 00:50:45,891
It'll break his heart.

1034
00:50:45,893 --> 00:50:48,994
I really think
he likes you.

1035
00:50:48,996 --> 00:50:52,498
I know.

1036
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:57,669
So, uh... you probably
want to go home now.

1037
00:50:57,671 --> 00:50:59,104
What, are you kicking me out?

1038
00:50:59,106 --> 00:51:02,074
No, no,
I'm just saying here's your out,

1039
00:51:02,076 --> 00:51:04,243
if you want it.

1040
00:51:04,245 --> 00:51:07,146
Yeah, what I want to do is
I want to drink wine

1041
00:51:07,148 --> 00:51:09,748
on the porch of that giant
fucking<i> Scarface</i> mansion.

1042
00:51:09,750 --> 00:51:11,416
That's what I want to do.

1043
00:51:11,418 --> 00:51:13,986
Then let's do that.

1044
00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:17,356
Why do you go to a bar
to pick up guys?

1045
00:51:17,358 --> 00:51:19,091
Why don't you have, like,
an online profile?

1046
00:51:19,093 --> 00:51:20,826
I'm not a fan
of the Internet.

1047
00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:22,528
That's trending
downwards anyway,

1048
00:51:22,530 --> 00:51:26,064
so I wouldn't worry
about it.

1049
00:51:26,066 --> 00:51:28,901
No, really,
why are you an escort?

1050
00:51:28,903 --> 00:51:30,068
And I don't want
to hear any bullshit

1051
00:51:30,070 --> 00:51:31,904
about how bad
the economy is.

1052
00:51:31,906 --> 00:51:36,642
You could do
anything you want.

1053
00:51:36,644 --> 00:51:38,610
- I can't get a job.
- Bullshit.

1054
00:51:38,612 --> 00:51:40,646
I don't believe that.

1055
00:51:42,750 --> 00:51:45,951
Okay, look,
this is off the record.

1056
00:51:45,953 --> 00:51:48,620
- Okay.
- No, I'm serious.

1057
00:51:48,622 --> 00:51:50,689
You cannot put this
in the article.

1058
00:51:50,691 --> 00:51:52,257
Okay.

1059
00:52:02,169 --> 00:52:03,869
When I was a senior
in college,

1060
00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:06,104
I made a list of the guys

1061
00:52:06,106 --> 00:52:07,673
that I had sex with
in school,

1062
00:52:07,675 --> 00:52:10,809
and I put it into
this PowerPoint presentation

1063
00:52:10,811 --> 00:52:13,812
with pictures and things
like dick size estimates,

1064
00:52:13,814 --> 00:52:15,981
and, I mean,
it was awesome.

1065
00:52:15,983 --> 00:52:17,249
And I forwarded it
to a bunch

1066
00:52:17,251 --> 00:52:20,185
of my girlfriends
as a stupid joke.

1067
00:52:20,187 --> 00:52:24,156
Was there, like,
a lot of guys on this list?

1068
00:52:24,158 --> 00:52:26,058
What's a lot?

1069
00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:31,597
I don't know, like,
20s, 30... 9...

1070
00:52:31,599 --> 00:52:35,200
There was a lot.

1071
00:52:35,202 --> 00:52:36,668
I was in college.

1072
00:52:36,670 --> 00:52:38,270
I enjoy sex,
and I don't think

1073
00:52:38,272 --> 00:52:41,340
that that is anything
to be ashamed of.

1074
00:52:43,644 --> 00:52:46,378
But one of my asshole friends

1075
00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:48,714
decides to forward it
to one of her guy friends,

1076
00:52:48,716 --> 00:52:50,649
who forwards it
to one of his guy friends,

1077
00:52:50,651 --> 00:52:52,317
and before you know it,

1078
00:52:52,319 --> 00:52:56,054
it's hit all the major blogs,
<i>The Huffington Post.</i>

1079
00:52:56,056 --> 00:52:58,957
Piers Morgan
was gracious enough

1080
00:52:58,959 --> 00:53:01,960
to use me
as an example on CNN

1081
00:53:01,962 --> 00:53:04,997
in supporting his claim
that our selfie generation

1082
00:53:04,999 --> 00:53:07,232
is the demise
of civilization

1083
00:53:07,234 --> 00:53:09,835
as we know it.

1084
00:53:09,837 --> 00:53:11,603
I remember reading
about this.

1085
00:53:11,605 --> 00:53:13,372
- That was me.
- That's you?

1086
00:53:13,374 --> 00:53:16,675
That's me.

1087
00:53:16,677 --> 00:53:18,443
Try getting a job
when every Google search

1088
00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:22,314
of your name has the word
"whore" next to it.

1089
00:53:22,316 --> 00:53:26,618
I figure, if I'm gonna
be called a whore,

1090
00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:29,354
I might as well
get paid like one.

1091
00:53:32,493 --> 00:53:34,927
I'm sorry.

1092
00:53:36,931 --> 00:53:39,064
Yeah.

1093
00:53:39,066 --> 00:53:42,034
Everybody's got something,
I guess.

1094
00:53:42,036 --> 00:53:44,136
No, but that's, like,
a big something.

1095
00:53:44,138 --> 00:53:46,171
Thanks, dick.

1096
00:53:50,711 --> 00:53:52,344
- What's up?
- Oh, shit.

1097
00:53:52,346 --> 00:53:55,213
Uh, we got to go
pick up Emily.

1098
00:53:59,787 --> 00:54:02,354
- What the...
- What happened?

1099
00:54:06,994 --> 00:54:09,361
The girls wouldn't stop
calling me Ice Box,

1100
00:54:09,363 --> 00:54:11,496
and now I feel sick too.

1101
00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:12,631
I just want to go home.

1102
00:54:12,633 --> 00:54:13,765
They called you what?

1103
00:54:13,767 --> 00:54:15,634
Ice Box, the girl
who plays football

1104
00:54:15,636 --> 00:54:17,703
in the<i> Little Giants.</i>

1105
00:54:17,705 --> 00:54:20,973
<i>Little Giants,</i>
that's pretty funny.

1106
00:54:20,975 --> 00:54:22,975
No, it's not funny at all.

1107
00:54:22,977 --> 00:54:24,509
Why are they so mean to me?

1108
00:54:24,511 --> 00:54:26,044
- What did I do wrong?
- You know what?

1109
00:54:26,046 --> 00:54:28,113
I'm gonna say something.
Nobody bullies my little sister.

1110
00:54:28,115 --> 00:54:29,848
- No, I got this.
- No, you don't have to.

1111
00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:32,417
No, I got this.

1112
00:54:40,761 --> 00:54:43,495
She looks like
one tough motherfucker.

1113
00:54:43,497 --> 00:54:46,999
Language.
But yeah.

1114
00:54:54,942 --> 00:54:56,375
You're not what I expected.

1115
00:54:56,377 --> 00:54:57,676
- Oh, shit.
- What?

1116
00:54:57,678 --> 00:54:58,744
That's the wrong house.

1117
00:54:58,746 --> 00:55:00,145
Listen, you little bitch,

1118
00:55:00,147 --> 00:55:01,713
I knew girls like you
in high school,

1119
00:55:01,715 --> 00:55:03,604
and you know
what happened to them?

1120
00:55:03,917 --> 00:55:04,983
Come on.

1121
00:55:04,985 --> 00:55:06,785
You better get
your shit together

1122
00:55:06,787 --> 00:55:08,565
and stop picking on other girls.

1123
00:55:08,922 --> 00:55:10,222
You don't make yourself taller

1124
00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:12,290
by standing on the toes
of others, got it?

1125
00:55:12,292 --> 00:55:13,592
Dad?

1126
00:55:13,594 --> 00:55:16,161
Yeah, go ahead.
Call your daddy.

1127
00:55:16,163 --> 00:55:18,463
I'd like to have a word
with him too.

1128
00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:21,400
What?

1129
00:55:21,402 --> 00:55:23,368
Hey, you're at the wrong house.
Get back to the car.

1130
00:55:23,370 --> 00:55:24,636
Wrong house,
get back to the car.

1131
00:55:24,638 --> 00:55:26,138
Let's go.

1132
00:55:30,677 --> 00:55:32,210
You couldn't get
in the driver's seat?

1133
00:55:32,212 --> 00:55:33,945
My license expired
five years ago.

1134
00:55:33,947 --> 00:55:35,347
- Hurry, hurry, hurry.
- I'm going.

1135
00:55:35,349 --> 00:55:37,182
Got a ponytail and everything.
Let's go.

1136
00:55:37,184 --> 00:55:39,818
Why do I have
to be the getaway driver?

1137
00:55:47,161 --> 00:55:49,461
Don't let those girls
get to you.

1138
00:55:49,463 --> 00:55:51,063
I wish it were that easy.

1139
00:55:51,065 --> 00:55:52,764
They're threatened by you.

1140
00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:54,232
You're on the football team,
getting to spend

1141
00:55:54,234 --> 00:55:56,468
all that intimate time
with all the cute guys

1142
00:55:56,470 --> 00:55:58,637
that they have crushes on.

1143
00:55:58,639 --> 00:56:00,038
And they're not confident,

1144
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:04,576
so they try and make you
feel as sad as they do.

1145
00:56:04,578 --> 00:56:06,178
You really think that?

1146
00:56:06,180 --> 00:56:10,215
Yup, and if you let them
get to you,

1147
00:56:10,217 --> 00:56:13,185
then they've won.

1148
00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:26,731
Do you want to go
to my bedroom?

1149
00:56:26,733 --> 00:56:28,767
My bedroom's upstairs,
if you want to go to sleep.

1150
00:56:28,769 --> 00:56:31,069
Your bedroom's upstairs?
Is that what you said?

1151
00:56:31,071 --> 00:56:33,305
Yeah, you can sleep up there.
I'll sleep here on the couch.

1152
00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:35,006
Look, we have to sleep
in the same bedroom

1153
00:56:35,008 --> 00:56:37,576
if your dad's gonna think
we're dating.

1154
00:56:37,578 --> 00:56:39,111
I'm being a gentleman.

1155
00:56:39,113 --> 00:56:41,079
Don't be weird.

1156
00:56:41,081 --> 00:56:42,781
- I am not being weird.
- You're totally being weird.

1157
00:56:42,783 --> 00:56:46,084
- I'm not being weird.
- Okay, shh.

1158
00:56:58,365 --> 00:57:01,099
You need help there, Shrek?

1159
00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:11,176
That was really sweet,
what you did for Emily tonight.

1160
00:57:11,178 --> 00:57:14,112
Even if it meant
making a harmless girl cry.

1161
00:57:14,114 --> 00:57:17,349
There are no harmless
high school girls.

1162
00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:20,585
You really took charge.

1163
00:57:20,587 --> 00:57:22,053
Sometimes you got
to read a situation

1164
00:57:22,055 --> 00:57:26,658
and take the bull
by the horns.

1165
00:57:26,660 --> 00:57:28,126
When was the last time
you kissed a guy off the job?

1166
00:57:28,128 --> 00:57:30,128
I don't kiss guys on the job.

1167
00:57:30,130 --> 00:57:33,398
When was your last kiss?

1168
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:37,702
I don't know,
it's been a while.

1169
00:57:37,704 --> 00:57:42,507
Any new techniques
I should know about?

1170
00:57:42,509 --> 00:57:44,009
♪ So you're there ♪

1171
00:57:44,011 --> 00:57:49,748
♪ From the mirror's other side ♪

1172
00:57:49,750 --> 00:57:54,553
♪ So you can feel truth see ♪

1173
00:57:54,555 --> 00:57:59,391
♪ Through you ♪

1174
00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:02,127
♪ Come inside ♪

1175
00:58:02,129 --> 00:58:03,695
♪ Whoa oh oh ♪

1176
00:58:03,697 --> 00:58:04,863
- See you later?
- Yeah.

1177
00:58:04,865 --> 00:58:08,099
♪ Your wounds will heal ♪

1178
00:58:08,101 --> 00:58:09,834
♪ Whoa oh oh ♪

1179
00:58:09,836 --> 00:58:12,737
♪ And all is revealed ♪

1180
00:58:12,739 --> 00:58:14,172
Hey, Mitch.

1181
00:58:14,174 --> 00:58:17,876
♪ But what would we know
of the sentient life? ♪

1182
00:58:17,878 --> 00:58:20,545
I want you to have this.

1183
00:58:20,547 --> 00:58:21,813
What is it?

1184
00:58:21,815 --> 00:58:23,281
I overheard your conversation
with your dad.

1185
00:58:23,283 --> 00:58:26,051
- No, I-I can't take this.
- No, no, take it.

1186
00:58:26,053 --> 00:58:28,486
You'll pay me back
after you get your new job.

1187
00:58:28,488 --> 00:58:31,957
♪ From the mirror's other side ♪

1188
00:58:31,959 --> 00:58:34,659
Just take it.

1189
00:58:34,661 --> 00:58:36,795
♪ So you can feel ♪

1190
00:58:39,233 --> 00:58:43,068
Uh, what...
Hey, so what are you doing now?

1191
00:58:43,070 --> 00:58:46,671
Uh, run home and then I have
an appointment at the clinic,

1192
00:58:46,673 --> 00:58:48,240
you know,
the one over on Grand Avenue?

1193
00:58:48,242 --> 00:58:49,874
Yeah, yeah, I like that one.

1194
00:58:49,876 --> 00:58:51,209
Comfortable waiting room chairs
over there.

1195
00:58:51,211 --> 00:58:53,178
Yeah, they're a little worn
for my liking,

1196
00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:55,347
but it's not as bad
as the one on Wilshire.

1197
00:58:55,349 --> 00:58:57,349
No, those are bad.

1198
00:58:59,486 --> 00:59:03,521
- Um...
- Go already.

1199
00:59:03,523 --> 00:59:05,724
Hey, uh...

1200
00:59:07,961 --> 00:59:10,195
Thank you.

1201
00:59:10,197 --> 00:59:14,799
♪ It only wants,
it only wants us all ♪

1202
00:59:17,738 --> 00:59:21,172
♪ Come inside ♪

1203
00:59:21,174 --> 00:59:22,841
♪ Whoa oh oh ♪

1204
00:59:22,843 --> 00:59:26,578
♪ So we can feel ♪

1205
00:59:26,580 --> 00:59:28,480
♪ Whoa oh oh ♪

1206
00:59:28,482 --> 00:59:32,250
♪ That all is revealed ♪

1207
00:59:32,252 --> 00:59:34,719
♪ Whoa oh oh ♪

1208
00:59:37,257 --> 00:59:40,558
♪ Come inside ♪

1209
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:42,394
♪ Whoa oh oh ♪

1210
00:59:42,396 --> 00:59:46,164
♪ So we can feel ♪

1211
00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:47,932
♪ Whoa oh oh ♪

1212
00:59:47,934 --> 00:59:52,203
♪ Your heart out of steel ♪

1213
00:59:52,205 --> 00:59:57,842
♪ But what would we know
of the sentient life? ♪

1214
00:59:57,844 --> 01:00:03,248
♪ We only know,
we only know a lie ♪

1215
01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:08,953
♪ It only wants,
it only wants us all ♪

1216
01:00:14,861 --> 01:00:17,195
Can I read that
when you're done?

1217
01:00:17,197 --> 01:00:19,731
What are you doing here?

1218
01:00:19,733 --> 01:00:23,435
You said how much
you hated these places, so...

1219
01:00:23,437 --> 01:00:26,304
I didn't want you
to be alone.

1220
01:00:31,945 --> 01:00:35,347
What is...
This looks depressing.

1221
01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:44,456
How long you been here?

1222
01:00:44,458 --> 01:00:46,424
Hours.

1223
01:00:46,426 --> 01:00:48,126
Hitting the clinic, huh?

1224
01:00:48,128 --> 01:00:52,263
Quite a thoughtful gesture
for a work associate.

1225
01:00:52,265 --> 01:00:56,334
I'm a... I'm a good friend,
you know?

1226
01:00:56,336 --> 01:00:59,537
I'm helping you build
this desk, aren't I?

1227
01:00:59,539 --> 01:01:02,507
Yeah.
Your dad know about this escort?

1228
01:01:02,509 --> 01:01:04,008
He's met her, yeah,

1229
01:01:04,010 --> 01:01:07,579
but he... he doesn't, like,
know what she does.

1230
01:01:07,581 --> 01:01:09,180
And you're not gonna tell him.

1231
01:01:09,182 --> 01:01:11,116
Nothing to tell
if nothing's going on, right?

1232
01:01:11,118 --> 01:01:12,851
Look, man, I can just talk
to her about things

1233
01:01:12,853 --> 01:01:14,486
that I can't talk about
with just anyone.

1234
01:01:14,488 --> 01:01:17,055
What's that mean, you can't
talk to me about stuff?

1235
01:01:17,057 --> 01:01:19,424
She doesn't judge me, man.

1236
01:01:19,426 --> 01:01:21,426
Mitch, I don't judge.

1237
01:01:21,428 --> 01:01:23,094
I observe,

1238
01:01:23,096 --> 01:01:24,996
and I think it's great
that you got a new buddy,

1239
01:01:24,998 --> 01:01:26,965
but why not bond with someone

1240
01:01:26,967 --> 01:01:29,901
who's into<i> World of Warcraft</i>
or Sudoku or water parks?

1241
01:01:29,903 --> 01:01:33,838
Anything other
than sex with dudes for money.

1242
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,240
That's dangerous.

1243
01:01:35,242 --> 01:01:36,975
What are you...
Why are you standing?

1244
01:01:36,977 --> 01:01:39,344
You call me over here
to help you build a desk,

1245
01:01:39,346 --> 01:01:40,545
and I'm doing all the work.

1246
01:01:40,547 --> 01:01:42,080
I help you sometimes.

1247
01:01:42,082 --> 01:01:43,214
When?

1248
01:01:43,216 --> 01:01:45,550
Like last week,
I gave you a fully loaded iPod.

1249
01:01:45,552 --> 01:01:46,851
That was a first generation

1250
01:01:46,853 --> 01:01:48,453
with a bunch of Celtic music
on it.

1251
01:01:48,455 --> 01:01:49,921
I don't even know
what I'm gonna do with that.

1252
01:01:49,923 --> 01:01:51,756
Listen to it.
Go for a fucking jog.

1253
01:01:51,758 --> 01:01:54,192
- I ca...
- It's very rousing music.

1254
01:01:54,194 --> 01:01:55,593
- Where are you going?
- You know what?

1255
01:01:55,595 --> 01:01:56,928
Like, every time
we hang out,

1256
01:01:56,930 --> 01:01:58,997
all you do is just
point out my problems.

1257
01:01:58,999 --> 01:02:01,499
Well, here's your problem, man.
You're an asshole.

1258
01:02:01,501 --> 01:02:04,536
I don't feel the need to
tell you that every single day.

1259
01:02:04,538 --> 01:02:07,806
No... Mitch.

1260
01:02:07,808 --> 01:02:10,008
I can't do
these kinds of things!

1261
01:02:18,985 --> 01:02:21,286
- Hey, you ready?
- Yeah.

1262
01:02:48,215 --> 01:02:49,681
What is this?

1263
01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:51,783
Uh, why don't you
have a seat, Mitch?

1264
01:02:51,785 --> 01:02:54,786
We just want to talk to you.

1265
01:02:54,788 --> 01:02:56,488
Uh, about what?

1266
01:02:56,490 --> 01:02:58,523
Mitch, take seat.

1267
01:02:58,525 --> 01:03:00,225
Or you can stand, if you're
more comfortable like that.

1268
01:03:00,227 --> 01:03:04,395
This is...
This is for you, so...

1269
01:03:04,397 --> 01:03:07,098
Why is Junior here?
Why... why is my landlord here?

1270
01:03:07,100 --> 01:03:09,834
They needed me
for unlock apartment.

1271
01:03:09,836 --> 01:03:12,904
I ask what for.
They tell me.

1272
01:03:12,906 --> 01:03:15,840
I am here to support.

1273
01:03:15,842 --> 01:03:16,975
What did they tell you?

1274
01:03:16,977 --> 01:03:18,376
That you have a problem

1275
01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:20,411
that's been taking over
your life for years.

1276
01:03:20,413 --> 01:03:24,148
Even though you think
you don't hurt people, you do.

1277
01:03:25,352 --> 01:03:28,386
So, JP,
you've staged an intervention?

1278
01:03:28,388 --> 01:03:29,954
There... there's four people here.

1279
01:03:29,956 --> 01:03:32,190
Typically there...
There's more than four.

1280
01:03:32,192 --> 01:03:34,292
Well, that's... that's part
of the problem.

1281
01:03:34,294 --> 01:03:37,095
These are the only people
that cared enough to show up.

1282
01:03:37,097 --> 01:03:38,696
You couldn't even get
Allie here?

1283
01:03:38,698 --> 01:03:40,532
No, Thursday tennis lessons

1284
01:03:40,534 --> 01:03:42,667
that she missed last week,
which turned into this thing...

1285
01:03:42,669 --> 01:03:46,838
JP told me about the sex app
thing or whatever.

1286
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:49,607
This is just
getting out of hand, son.

1287
01:03:49,609 --> 01:03:52,911
Mitch, you have to stop
the drinking.

1288
01:03:52,913 --> 01:03:56,481
It hurts the people you love
who love you back so much.

1289
01:03:56,483 --> 01:03:58,783
I'm, uh, not an alcoholic.

1290
01:03:58,785 --> 01:04:01,886
Drugs.
That's even worse.

1291
01:04:01,888 --> 01:04:05,623
- My son is addicted to sex.
- What?

1292
01:04:05,625 --> 01:04:07,125
I think we got it
from here, bud.

1293
01:04:07,127 --> 01:04:09,093
Thank you.

1294
01:04:09,095 --> 01:04:11,963
Son, I think it's time
that you get serious

1295
01:04:11,965 --> 01:04:13,898
about getting some real help.

1296
01:04:13,900 --> 01:04:17,602
I'm sorry, you say
he's addicted to sex

1297
01:04:17,604 --> 01:04:19,637
as if it's a bad thing?

1298
01:04:19,639 --> 01:04:21,172
We all care
about you, Mitch.

1299
01:04:21,174 --> 01:04:24,676
We all just want
to see you get better.

1300
01:04:24,678 --> 01:04:27,779
Em, what have I ever
done to you?

1301
01:04:27,781 --> 01:04:29,447
Whenever I have plans
to visit you,

1302
01:04:29,449 --> 01:04:31,316
you cancel last minute.

1303
01:04:31,318 --> 01:04:35,653
You've been home, like, four
weekends in the past two years.

1304
01:04:35,655 --> 01:04:37,121
You always say
you're there for me,

1305
01:04:37,123 --> 01:04:39,924
but you're never actually there.

1306
01:04:39,926 --> 01:04:42,860
Mitchell, it doesn't matter
how you ended up here.

1307
01:04:42,862 --> 01:04:46,631
The important thing
is where you go from here.

1308
01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:47,932
How I ended up here?

1309
01:04:47,934 --> 01:04:49,801
You want to use
this weak-ass intervention

1310
01:04:49,803 --> 01:04:51,903
to figure out
how I ended up here?

1311
01:04:51,905 --> 01:04:55,907
- Krystal says...
- Fuck Krystal.

1312
01:04:55,909 --> 01:04:59,043
Hell, I'm surprised
you're even here.

1313
01:04:59,045 --> 01:05:01,479
Shouldn't you be out
walking the Great Wall

1314
01:05:01,481 --> 01:05:06,284
or hanging out with some
energy healing voodoo master?

1315
01:05:06,286 --> 01:05:07,585
But you know what I do remember?

1316
01:05:07,587 --> 01:05:11,522
I remember
my high school graduation,

1317
01:05:11,524 --> 01:05:14,826
you not being there 'cause
you had fucking Burning Man.

1318
01:05:17,864 --> 01:05:19,397
- No, Mitch...
- This is bullshit, JP.

1319
01:05:19,399 --> 01:05:21,866
- Mitch?
- Come on, man.

1320
01:05:21,868 --> 01:05:24,102
We didn't even... this was just
the intro part.

1321
01:05:24,104 --> 01:05:26,904
This sex app...
How you search?

1322
01:05:26,906 --> 01:05:28,539
Sex? Sex app?
Just...

1323
01:05:28,541 --> 01:05:30,241
No, you just...
You have a ton of apps.

1324
01:05:30,243 --> 01:05:31,275
I know.

1325
01:05:46,159 --> 01:05:48,559
All right,
I'm gonna head out there.

1326
01:05:48,561 --> 01:05:50,828
I'm here if you need me.

1327
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,968
All right.
What is the deal?

1328
01:05:58,605 --> 01:06:00,538
What?
Nothing.

1329
01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:01,806
Nothing?

1330
01:06:01,808 --> 01:06:03,041
You were acting weird
on the way over here,

1331
01:06:03,043 --> 01:06:06,344
and now you're not even
looking at me.

1332
01:06:06,346 --> 01:06:08,279
I'm fine.

1333
01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:16,287
Does this have anything
to do with the other night?

1334
01:06:16,289 --> 01:06:18,690
I don't give a shit
about that.

1335
01:07:02,669 --> 01:07:04,902
Hey, I... I said
not on the lips.

1336
01:07:04,904 --> 01:07:08,773
I said not on the lips.

1337
01:07:10,777 --> 01:07:14,746
Hey. I can't.

1338
01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:22,153
- Just...
- Hey.

1339
01:07:22,155 --> 01:07:24,989
Jesus, the waiters here
get creepier every day.

1340
01:07:24,991 --> 01:07:26,190
Mitch, I can
handle this, okay?

1341
01:07:26,192 --> 01:07:27,158
Wait, you know this guy?

1342
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,459
Hey, buddy, I think
you better leave.

1343
01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:29,627
Look, I've got a better idea.

1344
01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:32,163
Maybe you
and your faggot necklace

1345
01:07:32,165 --> 01:07:34,031
could get the fuck out
of my face,

1346
01:07:34,033 --> 01:07:36,200
and later on I'll take a picture
of me fucking your friend,

1347
01:07:36,202 --> 01:07:37,735
so you have something
to jerk off to.

1348
01:07:37,737 --> 01:07:41,239
Hey. Mitch, stop it!

1349
01:07:41,241 --> 01:07:42,473
Stop it!
Mitch!

1350
01:07:42,475 --> 01:07:44,976
Hey, hey!

1351
01:07:44,978 --> 01:07:46,367
Get the fuck out of here!

1352
01:07:59,292 --> 01:08:00,591
♪ All that's gone ♪

1353
01:08:00,593 --> 01:08:02,760
♪ And there's nothing left ♪

1354
01:08:02,762 --> 01:08:05,496
♪ Nothing left for me ♪

1355
01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:07,431
♪ But bitterness ♪

1356
01:08:07,433 --> 01:08:09,467
♪ Frustration ♪

1357
01:08:09,469 --> 01:08:11,869
♪ False relation ♪

1358
01:08:11,871 --> 01:08:13,204
You know, you should really
lock your door

1359
01:08:13,206 --> 01:08:16,808
if you don't want
people barging in.

1360
01:08:16,810 --> 01:08:19,277
Since when do you give a shit
about protecting me?

1361
01:08:19,279 --> 01:08:21,846
That's what you wanted, right?
You wanted protection.

1362
01:08:21,848 --> 01:08:23,114
You wanted someone
to care about you,

1363
01:08:23,116 --> 01:08:24,482
so that's exactly
what I gave you.

1364
01:08:24,484 --> 01:08:25,850
Oh, don't give me that.

1365
01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:28,019
You're using me just like
everybody else does,

1366
01:08:28,021 --> 01:08:29,520
but it's
for your magazine article

1367
01:08:29,522 --> 01:08:31,255
and to con your Dad
into giving you money.

1368
01:08:31,257 --> 01:08:32,590
And you're perfect?

1369
01:08:32,592 --> 01:08:34,025
You became a hooker
because you bragged

1370
01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:36,828
about fucking a bunch
of guys in college.

1371
01:08:39,232 --> 01:08:41,599
You know, you could say
that Victoria's

1372
01:08:41,601 --> 01:08:44,135
just a character
that you play,

1373
01:08:44,137 --> 01:08:46,637
but you like this job.

1374
01:08:46,639 --> 01:08:48,206
You revel in it.

1375
01:08:48,208 --> 01:08:51,375
You're comfortable in it
because you're in control.

1376
01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:53,311
You dictate the terms.

1377
01:08:53,313 --> 01:08:54,979
You don't have to worry
about being rejected

1378
01:08:54,981 --> 01:08:56,347
by a bunch of guys
who just want

1379
01:08:56,349 --> 01:08:59,350
to come all over you.

1380
01:08:59,352 --> 01:09:00,852
And you're just a sad person

1381
01:09:00,854 --> 01:09:03,621
who revels
in his own self-loathing.

1382
01:09:03,623 --> 01:09:05,857
I'll end the debate
for you right now, Mitch.

1383
01:09:05,859 --> 01:09:07,592
You're not a sex addict.

1384
01:09:07,594 --> 01:09:09,594
You're just
an emotionally crippled child

1385
01:09:09,596 --> 01:09:11,462
with low self-esteem
who uses sex

1386
01:09:11,464 --> 01:09:13,030
to numb his feelings.

1387
01:09:13,032 --> 01:09:16,167
Your problem isn't sex.
Your problem is reality.

1388
01:09:16,169 --> 01:09:19,670
Sex is just
your pathetic fucking Band-Aid.

1389
01:09:56,409 --> 01:10:00,344
♪ You exhaust me
you know ♪

1390
01:10:00,346 --> 01:10:05,383
♪ Bellowing black
exhaust pipe smoke ♪

1391
01:10:05,385 --> 01:10:07,585
♪ And the smut won't wash ♪

1392
01:10:07,587 --> 01:10:11,722
♪ From this
unsuitable immigrant skin ♪

1393
01:10:14,394 --> 01:10:18,229
♪ Such a villainous grace ♪

1394
01:10:18,231 --> 01:10:23,167
♪ I don't know
what you've done to your face ♪

1395
01:10:23,169 --> 01:10:26,037
♪ Some nights
I can't figure out ♪

1396
01:10:26,039 --> 01:10:29,774
♪ Quite where your heart is ♪

1397
01:10:38,584 --> 01:10:43,154
♪ Oh, Los Angeles, be kind ♪

1398
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:52,964
♪ No more trouble
or red lights ♪

1399
01:10:56,002 --> 01:11:01,038
♪ I can learn to love you
in due time ♪

1400
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:05,843
♪ Oh, Los Angeles, be kind ♪

1401
01:11:08,681 --> 01:11:11,916
You asked me
for an opportunity.

1402
01:11:11,918 --> 01:11:14,852
I didn't have to give you
a chance, and I did,

1403
01:11:14,854 --> 01:11:16,754
and now you're telling me
you have this great story

1404
01:11:16,756 --> 01:11:19,623
and you can't write it?

1405
01:11:19,625 --> 01:11:22,293
I guess
that's accurate, yeah.

1406
01:11:22,295 --> 01:11:26,697
Huh. Okay.

1407
01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:28,466
That's it?
You're not mad?

1408
01:11:28,468 --> 01:11:29,767
Mad?
Fuck do I care?

1409
01:11:29,769 --> 01:11:31,002
I've got two writers
out there

1410
01:11:31,004 --> 01:11:32,737
who'd club a baby seal
for the job.

1411
01:11:32,739 --> 01:11:34,772
Well, look,
I could write something else.

1412
01:11:34,774 --> 01:11:36,207
I'd just need
a little bit more time.

1413
01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:39,110
I make my decision
at the end of the week.

1414
01:11:39,112 --> 01:11:40,778
Oh.

1415
01:11:43,583 --> 01:11:47,418
All right, well, uh,
thanks for the opportunity.

1416
01:11:50,023 --> 01:11:52,890
Hey, it's none of my business,

1417
01:11:52,892 --> 01:11:55,493
but when you came in here,
you were hungry.

1418
01:11:55,495 --> 01:11:56,694
You were inspired.

1419
01:11:56,696 --> 01:11:58,963
I mean,
you really wanted this job.

1420
01:11:58,965 --> 01:12:01,565
It's, what, just not important
to you anymore?

1421
01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:03,667
No, it still is.

1422
01:12:03,669 --> 01:12:06,804
If you are a journalist,
you write.

1423
01:12:06,806 --> 01:12:10,875
If you can do anything else,
you do anything else.

1424
01:12:10,877 --> 01:12:12,910
If you're stuck,
go back to the heart.

1425
01:12:12,912 --> 01:12:15,079
Go back to what inspired you
in the first place, you know,

1426
01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:16,380
- what really got you...

1427
01:12:16,382 --> 01:12:17,548
Oh, I've got to take this.

1428
01:12:17,550 --> 01:12:20,985
David.
Hi, any news?

1429
01:12:20,987 --> 01:12:22,386
Damn.

1430
01:12:22,388 --> 01:12:25,656
Okay. Um, yeah.

1431
01:13:13,673 --> 01:13:15,473
Oh!
God, ow!

1432
01:13:15,475 --> 01:13:17,007
Jesus Christ,
what the fuck are you doing?

1433
01:13:17,009 --> 01:13:18,209
- We need to talk.
- Hey! Open up!

1434
01:13:18,211 --> 01:13:19,777
Then fucking call me!

1435
01:13:19,779 --> 01:13:21,412
I do call.
You don't pick up my calls.

1436
01:13:21,414 --> 01:13:22,413
You need to leave.
I'm working.

1437
01:13:22,415 --> 01:13:24,048
Not until you hear me out.

1438
01:13:24,050 --> 01:13:26,484
Hey, come on,
I'm gonna call the police.

1439
01:13:26,486 --> 01:13:28,452
Then hurry.

1440
01:13:28,454 --> 01:13:30,888
All right, look, I... I know

1441
01:13:30,890 --> 01:13:32,056
that you don't want
to accept it,

1442
01:13:32,058 --> 01:13:33,724
and I didn't want
to admit it,

1443
01:13:33,726 --> 01:13:36,927
but I... I like you in a way

1444
01:13:36,929 --> 01:13:40,164
that I didn't think
I was capable.

1445
01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:41,632
I know how much money's
in my wallet.

1446
01:13:41,634 --> 01:13:44,702
Just shut the fuck up.

1447
01:13:44,704 --> 01:13:49,507
Look, we both know
that you never

1448
01:13:49,509 --> 01:13:52,943
needed anyone
to protect you.

1449
01:13:52,945 --> 01:13:56,013
You've never needed that.

1450
01:14:00,353 --> 01:14:02,620
You were just lonely.

1451
01:14:12,198 --> 01:14:14,231
Say something.

1452
01:14:20,540 --> 01:14:23,007
Open the door.
I'm working.

1453
01:14:32,752 --> 01:14:35,519
You're lucky I'm not gonna
call the police on you.

1454
01:14:35,521 --> 01:14:38,055
Go home to your wife,
asshole.

1455
01:15:00,913 --> 01:15:05,182
Victoria isn't just a character
she plays.

1456
01:15:05,184 --> 01:15:08,652
Victoria's a character
we all play.

1457
01:15:11,891 --> 01:15:13,991
And tonight,
some schlepp of a guy

1458
01:15:13,993 --> 01:15:16,126
will sit along the bar
with his head

1459
01:15:16,128 --> 01:15:19,730
buried in his phone
ordering vodka after vodka.

1460
01:15:22,201 --> 01:15:25,936
And if the powers that be decide
that tonight is his night,

1461
01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:29,240
an escort named Victoria
will lean up against the bar,

1462
01:15:29,242 --> 01:15:31,108
tell him he can buy her a drink,

1463
01:15:31,110 --> 01:15:34,044
and blink
those beautiful blue eyes,

1464
01:15:34,046 --> 01:15:38,983
and if the guy's smart,
he'll never let her slip away.

1465
01:15:52,198 --> 01:15:54,598
Natalie?

1466
01:15:58,604 --> 01:16:02,573
Your academic record
is spotless, 4.0 GPA.

1467
01:16:04,277 --> 01:16:06,610
But?

1468
01:16:06,612 --> 01:16:09,246
But what?

1469
01:16:09,248 --> 01:16:10,948
But you don't want
your institution tarnished

1470
01:16:10,950 --> 01:16:13,884
by the PowerPoint Sex Girl
from<i> Piers Morgan Live.</i>

1471
01:16:13,886 --> 01:16:16,420
Thank you so much
for your time.

1472
01:16:16,422 --> 01:16:17,921
But your essay's the reason

1473
01:16:17,923 --> 01:16:22,126
we're accepting you
into our MBA program.

1474
01:16:24,297 --> 01:16:25,996
What?

1475
01:16:25,998 --> 01:16:30,901
Your honesty about what happened
to you was refreshing.

1476
01:16:30,903 --> 01:16:33,370
Three of the five members
of our selection committee

1477
01:16:33,372 --> 01:16:36,206
have children who were
bullied on the Internet.

1478
01:16:36,208 --> 01:16:38,976
My daughter was one of them.

1479
01:16:38,978 --> 01:16:42,946
What does it say about us
if we let cyberbullying

1480
01:16:42,948 --> 01:16:46,016
prevent a perfectly good
MBA candidate

1481
01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:49,186
from realizing her potential?

1482
01:17:25,591 --> 01:17:27,858
Thanks, man.

1483
01:17:36,302 --> 01:17:37,768
I look like a fucking waiter.

1484
01:17:37,770 --> 01:17:39,470
You look good.

1485
01:17:39,472 --> 01:17:41,572
Besides, that's what they make
you wear to these recitals.

1486
01:17:41,574 --> 01:17:44,608
I hate clarinet.
Dad won't let me quit.

1487
01:17:44,610 --> 01:17:46,577
Yeah.
Hey, is he upstairs?

1488
01:17:46,579 --> 01:17:49,213
Fuck if I know.

1489
01:18:06,866 --> 01:18:08,932
- Dad?

1490
01:18:12,805 --> 01:18:14,805
Dad?

1491
01:18:25,484 --> 01:18:28,018
- Dad?
- Oh.

1492
01:18:28,020 --> 01:18:33,157
Oh.
Hi, son.

1493
01:18:33,159 --> 01:18:35,192
Good exercising...

1494
01:18:35,194 --> 01:18:39,329
Yeah, uh,
the whole exercise thing, yeah.

1495
01:18:39,331 --> 01:18:44,501
Um, one of Emily's friend's
asshole father told Emily

1496
01:18:44,503 --> 01:18:47,070
that when you get over 50,
you got to work out every day,

1497
01:18:47,072 --> 01:18:50,174
so she thinks
if I don't exercise, I die.

1498
01:18:50,176 --> 01:18:52,443
- It's crazy.
- Sounds crazy.

1499
01:18:52,445 --> 01:18:56,613
So look, I got some more money
for you if you still need it.

1500
01:18:56,615 --> 01:18:58,515
What happened to Krystal
and Mercury in retrograde?

1501
01:18:58,517 --> 01:19:00,651
- She left me.
- You were dating.

1502
01:19:00,653 --> 01:19:02,953
- My astrologer.
- Of course.

1503
01:19:02,955 --> 01:19:05,422
Son, she was 35
and a Pilates instructor.

1504
01:19:05,424 --> 01:19:09,593
Do you have any idea what
Pilates does to a woman's ass?

1505
01:19:09,595 --> 01:19:12,095
So how's Natalie?

1506
01:19:12,097 --> 01:19:15,566
Or should I say...

1507
01:19:15,568 --> 01:19:17,434
Victoria?

1508
01:19:17,436 --> 01:19:20,671
I think it's a great article.
I'm proud of you.

1509
01:19:20,673 --> 01:19:23,173
Where'd I put the thing?

1510
01:19:23,175 --> 01:19:25,175
Here.

1511
01:19:28,247 --> 01:19:29,847
Thank you.

1512
01:19:32,985 --> 01:19:35,819
You know, I used to steal
your weed when I was a kid.

1513
01:19:35,821 --> 01:19:37,588
Really?
That was you?

1514
01:19:37,590 --> 01:19:38,956
I always thought
that was Rosalita.

1515
01:19:38,958 --> 01:19:42,392
- No, it was me.
- Well, that's all right.

1516
01:19:42,394 --> 01:19:44,127
It was your mom's weed.

1517
01:19:44,129 --> 01:19:46,797
- Get the fuck out of here.
- Oh, yeah.

1518
01:19:46,799 --> 01:19:49,299
I was on the straight
and narrow till she came along.

1519
01:19:49,301 --> 01:19:52,903
So what about Natalie?

1520
01:19:52,905 --> 01:19:55,939
Ah, I fucked that up.

1521
01:19:55,941 --> 01:19:58,242
Well, you need
to un-fuck that up.

1522
01:19:58,244 --> 01:20:01,912
Look, if what you wrote
in this article is the truth,

1523
01:20:01,914 --> 01:20:03,413
then you can't
ignore your feelings.

1524
01:20:03,415 --> 01:20:05,716
That regret is gonna
grow inside of you

1525
01:20:05,718 --> 01:20:07,918
and twist you
into a dark and thorny place.

1526
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:12,523
I know, I've been there.
It's not good.

1527
01:20:12,525 --> 01:20:13,824
Smoke some weed.

1528
01:20:17,663 --> 01:20:20,030
So I've been thinking.

1529
01:20:20,032 --> 01:20:22,232
I know you said I don't have
to play football next season,

1530
01:20:22,234 --> 01:20:23,500
but I kind of want to.

1531
01:20:23,502 --> 01:20:25,235
- Yeah, why is that?
- I don't know.

1532
01:20:25,237 --> 01:20:30,040
I guess I don't mind the hitting
and all the yelling and stuff.

1533
01:20:30,042 --> 01:20:32,309
What?

1534
01:20:32,311 --> 01:20:34,144
- What?
- It's a boy.

1535
01:20:34,146 --> 01:20:36,079
- It's definitely a boy.
- It's not a boy.

1536
01:20:36,081 --> 01:20:37,714
That's the only thing
that makes sense.

1537
01:20:37,716 --> 01:20:39,661
- It's not a boy.
- What's his name?

1538
01:20:40,786 --> 01:20:42,719
His name is Jonathan,
and he plays wide receiver,

1539
01:20:42,721 --> 01:20:44,421
and he has the cutest ass
on the team.

1540
01:20:44,423 --> 01:20:46,423
- Language.
- Sorry, butt.

1541
01:20:47,426 --> 01:20:49,126
Do I even know this kid?

1542
01:20:49,128 --> 01:20:51,128
Do you remember the guy
who scored all the touchdowns

1543
01:20:51,130 --> 01:20:52,129
at my games last year?

1544
01:20:52,131 --> 01:20:54,020
Wait, Jonathan?
Touchdown Jonathan?

1545
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:56,266
- Yeah.
- He's pretty good.

1546
01:20:56,268 --> 01:20:57,434
- I'll go get it.
- And I think he likes me.

1547
01:20:57,436 --> 01:21:00,070
Ah, dear God.

1548
01:21:08,347 --> 01:21:10,514
Hey.

1549
01:21:10,516 --> 01:21:13,584
Hi.

1550
01:21:13,586 --> 01:21:16,820
I read your article,
and, well,

1551
01:21:16,822 --> 01:21:18,655
I think you misquoted me.

1552
01:21:18,657 --> 01:21:21,058
Nobody even knows it's you,
just like you asked.

1553
01:21:21,060 --> 01:21:24,528
But there are some lines in here
I would have never said.

1554
01:21:24,530 --> 01:21:26,496
Like what?

1555
01:21:26,498 --> 01:21:28,165
"You see
enough unfaithful husbands,

1556
01:21:28,167 --> 01:21:33,103
"and you start to get sickened
by the whole notion of love.

1557
01:21:33,105 --> 01:21:34,671
"How can you trust men
when you see them

1558
01:21:34,673 --> 01:21:36,106
"call their wives
in front of you and say

1559
01:21:36,108 --> 01:21:38,709
"they love them
after they just paid for sex?

1560
01:21:38,711 --> 01:21:40,010
"I don't think
you can be in my industry

1561
01:21:40,012 --> 01:21:41,578
"and still believe in love.

1562
01:21:41,580 --> 01:21:45,148
It's like being a scientist
and believing in God."

1563
01:21:45,150 --> 01:21:47,684
Yeah, you definitely
said all of that.

1564
01:21:47,686 --> 01:21:51,021
I'd really like you to publish
a retraction of that statement

1565
01:21:51,023 --> 01:21:55,826
and revise it to say, "You see
enough unfaithful husbands,

1566
01:21:55,828 --> 01:21:59,796
"and you start
to question the notion of love,

1567
01:21:59,798 --> 01:22:03,834
"and then when you finally
experience it for yourself,

1568
01:22:03,836 --> 01:22:06,870
"you see
what all the fuss is about,

1569
01:22:06,872 --> 01:22:11,241
"and you can't imagine not
having that person in your life,

1570
01:22:11,243 --> 01:22:13,810
"and you feel like the luckiest
person in the world,

1571
01:22:13,812 --> 01:22:15,412
"and you would do anything
to make them

1572
01:22:15,414 --> 01:22:18,081
feel the same way
about you."

1573
01:22:24,289 --> 01:22:26,156
I quit.

1574
01:22:28,293 --> 01:22:32,396
I'm officially a grad student
in September.

1575
01:22:32,398 --> 01:22:37,567
Get an MBA and make this
tutoring thing a real business.

1576
01:22:37,569 --> 01:22:39,770
I'll have to pay taxes.

1577
01:22:39,772 --> 01:22:41,905
Well, that's... that's good.

1578
01:22:41,907 --> 01:22:45,142
That's... that's really good
for you.

1579
01:22:45,144 --> 01:22:47,010
I'm happy for you.

1580
01:22:50,215 --> 01:22:52,082
Yeah.

1581
01:22:57,022 --> 01:22:58,655
Okay.

1582
01:23:02,594 --> 01:23:04,628
Wait.

1583
01:23:19,645 --> 01:23:21,311
I want that with Jonathan.

1584
01:23:21,313 --> 01:23:23,947
Yeah, over my dead body.

1585
01:23:29,988 --> 01:23:32,489
♪ Sit here right next to me ♪

1586
01:23:32,491 --> 01:23:35,859
♪ And don't say a word ♪

1587
01:23:37,563 --> 01:23:40,764
♪ That's all I want from you ♪

1588
01:23:40,766 --> 01:23:44,835
♪ No, nothing more ♪

1589
01:23:44,837 --> 01:23:47,571
♪ Sit here right next to me ♪

1590
01:23:47,573 --> 01:23:52,476
♪ And don't say a word ♪

1591
01:23:52,478 --> 01:23:54,544
♪ That's all I want from you ♪

1592
01:23:54,546 --> 01:23:58,014
♪ All I want from you ♪

1593
01:23:58,016 --> 01:24:01,284
♪ Hold my hand ♪

1594
01:24:01,286 --> 01:24:05,388
♪ 'Cause talking is the source
of misunderstanding ♪

1595
01:24:05,390 --> 01:24:08,792
♪ Hold my hand ♪

1596
01:24:08,794 --> 01:24:12,662
♪ 'Cause talking is the source
of misunderstanding ♪

1597
01:24:12,664 --> 01:24:15,298
♪ Hold my hand ♪

1598
01:24:16,502 --> 01:24:22,539
♪ Hold my hand,
hold my hand ♪

1599
01:24:24,042 --> 01:24:27,778
♪ Hold my hand ♪

1600
01:24:29,348 --> 01:24:32,149
♪ Lay here right next to me ♪

1601
01:24:32,151 --> 01:24:36,720
♪ And just let it pass ♪

1602
01:24:36,722 --> 01:24:39,556
♪ I will come back to you ♪

1603
01:24:39,558 --> 01:24:44,261
♪ No, this low won't last ♪

1604
01:24:44,263 --> 01:24:46,663
♪ Lay here right next to me ♪

1605
01:24:46,665 --> 01:24:51,568
♪ And we'll just let it pass ♪

1606
01:24:51,570 --> 01:24:53,703
♪ I will come back to you ♪

1607
01:24:53,705 --> 01:24:57,174
♪ I'll come back to you ♪

1608
01:24:57,176 --> 01:25:00,410
♪ Hold my hand ♪

1609
01:25:00,412 --> 01:25:04,514
♪ 'Cause talking is the source
of misunderstanding ♪

1610
01:25:04,516 --> 01:25:07,951
♪ Hold my hand ♪

1611
01:25:07,953 --> 01:25:12,088
♪ 'Cause talking is the source
of misunderstanding ♪

1612
01:25:12,090 --> 01:25:14,658
♪ Hold my hand ♪

1613
01:25:15,661 --> 01:25:21,865
♪ Hold my hand,
hold my hand ♪

1614
01:25:23,235 --> 01:25:27,070
♪ Hold my hand ♪

1615
01:25:28,574 --> 01:25:32,142
♪ Words won't comfort me ♪

1616
01:25:32,144 --> 01:25:35,946
♪ Words won't make
you understand ♪

1617
01:25:35,948 --> 01:25:38,715
♪ Words won't change a thing ♪

1618
01:25:38,717 --> 01:25:41,351
♪ All I need is for you ♪

1619
01:25:41,353 --> 01:25:45,021
♪ To hold my hand ♪

1620
01:25:45,023 --> 01:25:49,092
♪ 'Cause talking is the source
of misunderstanding ♪

1621
01:25:49,094 --> 01:25:52,329
♪ Hold my hand ♪

1622
01:25:52,331 --> 01:25:56,433
♪ 'Cause talking is the source
of misunderstanding ♪

1623
01:25:56,435 --> 01:25:59,002
♪ Hold my hand ♪

1624
01:26:00,005 --> 01:26:06,176
♪ Hold my hand,
hold my hand ♪

1625
01:26:07,546 --> 01:26:11,314
♪ Hold my hand ♪