1 00:00:31,211 --> 00:00:35,204 [Chuckling] You lucky, 2 00:00:35,282 --> 00:00:38,809 lucky people. 3 00:00:38,885 --> 00:00:40,853 Yeah, you. [ Laughs ] 4 00:00:40,921 --> 00:00:44,755 Yes, you. 5 00:00:44,825 --> 00:00:47,885 Fuckin' away. 6 00:00:47,961 --> 00:00:50,987 Aren't you? Fuckin' away. 7 00:00:51,064 --> 00:00:54,056 Like you're late for evolution or something. 8 00:00:54,134 --> 00:00:56,500 Hmm? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Everyone's at it. 9 00:00:56,570 --> 00:01:00,666 I know. Everybody's at it except me. 10 00:01:00,741 --> 00:01:04,040 The prince of paranoia. Yeah. 11 00:01:04,111 --> 00:01:06,136 You see, at the moment, I am dealing... 12 00:01:06,213 --> 00:01:11,082 with a monumental case of Mr. Floppy. 13 00:01:11,151 --> 00:01:13,551 And it's killing me. 14 00:01:13,620 --> 00:01:17,579 Softly. Yeah. Funny, isn't it? 15 00:01:17,658 --> 00:01:20,286 [Jip Narrating ] Well, that's me, I'm afraid. Stressed to the max. 16 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,294 A legend in my own ego. 17 00:01:22,362 --> 00:01:24,853 But if you think I'm fucked up, you should check out my friends. 18 00:01:26,633 --> 00:01:30,160 I can't stop thinking about my girlfriend fucking other men. 19 00:01:30,237 --> 00:01:33,138 It's doing my nut in. 20 00:01:33,206 --> 00:01:35,640 Every bloke she looks at I think she fancies. 21 00:01:35,709 --> 00:01:37,802 [Jip Narrating ] Koop is the best of best mates. 22 00:01:37,878 --> 00:01:40,506 He's an absolute craftsman, man. 23 00:01:40,580 --> 00:01:42,741 We're gonna know each other for the rest of our lives. 24 00:01:42,816 --> 00:01:44,977 We're both as fucked up as each other. 25 00:01:45,052 --> 00:01:48,215 You know, I love his sincerity. He's the coolest person I know. 26 00:01:51,258 --> 00:01:54,955 What the fuck am I doing in this job? 27 00:01:55,028 --> 00:01:58,520 I wanna go to college, but I fucked up the interview. 28 00:01:58,598 --> 00:02:03,092 When they asked me why philosophy interested me, why didn't I say something like, 29 00:02:03,170 --> 00:02:06,731 '' Philosophy is about the meaning of life,'' instead of... 30 00:02:06,807 --> 00:02:09,469 ''I've been having serious trouble trying to work life out, 31 00:02:09,543 --> 00:02:12,068 and I'm now prepared to listen to other people's theories.'' 32 00:02:13,780 --> 00:02:15,907 [Jip Narrating ] Now Nina is Koop's girlfriend. 33 00:02:15,982 --> 00:02:18,177 I've seen her around the clubs for years. 34 00:02:18,251 --> 00:02:20,651 A complete hedonist, but totally down to earth. 35 00:02:20,721 --> 00:02:24,213 No edge to her at all. I trust her with my best mate. 36 00:02:25,959 --> 00:02:29,019 Why would I want a man? They're all emotionally retarded, 37 00:02:29,096 --> 00:02:31,792 egotistical pricks who fuck with your head. 38 00:02:31,865 --> 00:02:33,856 They try to control you and make you feel like... 39 00:02:33,934 --> 00:02:36,402 the whore of Babylon if you wear a miniskirt. 40 00:02:36,470 --> 00:02:39,633 I'm an independent girl who wears lipstick because she wants to, 41 00:02:39,706 --> 00:02:41,833 not because men find it more attractive. 42 00:02:41,908 --> 00:02:44,376 I'm fine being single. I am! 43 00:02:44,444 --> 00:02:46,378 Peachy fucking creamy. 44 00:02:46,446 --> 00:02:49,415 [Jip Narrating ] This is Lulu. She's a full-on club minx. 45 00:02:49,483 --> 00:02:51,451 Major head banger. 46 00:02:51,518 --> 00:02:55,045 We've known each other for years. Some people find her a bit intimidating. 47 00:02:55,122 --> 00:02:57,056 It's purely social camouflage. 48 00:02:57,124 --> 00:02:59,058 Recently we became clubbing partners. 49 00:02:59,126 --> 00:03:02,391 And that has helped me get to know the real Lulu. She's a pussycat. 50 00:03:04,164 --> 00:03:07,793 See me? I'm quicker on the draw than JesseJames, my son. 51 00:03:09,069 --> 00:03:12,061 Eh, eh? [ Snickering ] 52 00:03:12,139 --> 00:03:16,439 I'm sending smoke signals Tonto style, you know what I mean? 53 00:03:16,510 --> 00:03:19,172 I wouldn't say no to a girlfriend, you know what I mean? 54 00:03:19,246 --> 00:03:22,875 How nice it would be to drink the white wine from the furry cup, you know? 55 00:03:22,949 --> 00:03:26,043 I just can't be arsed with the hassle part of the dating game, do you know what I mean? 56 00:03:26,119 --> 00:03:30,317 I just-- Having a relationship just ain't top of the polls at the moment, you know? 57 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:32,324 I'm having sex with music, mate. 58 00:03:32,392 --> 00:03:34,519 And believe me, I can go all night. 59 00:03:34,594 --> 00:03:36,926 [Jip Narrating ] I met Moff in a warehouse party last summer. 60 00:03:36,997 --> 00:03:38,931 We've been mates ever since. 61 00:03:38,999 --> 00:03:42,366 He got moved down here when his dad got promoted to police inspector. 62 00:03:42,436 --> 00:03:46,702 Now Moff is the biggest pill monster I know. I love him, but he's off his tits. 63 00:03:46,773 --> 00:03:50,174 I swear on my mother's life, 64 00:03:50,243 --> 00:03:53,542 I'm having the best time being off my pickle... 65 00:03:53,613 --> 00:03:56,810 and feeling the music. 66 00:03:56,883 --> 00:04:00,341 You-- You-you know what I mean, yeah? 67 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:03,150 Cushty. I knew you wouldn't let me down. I knew it. 68 00:04:03,223 --> 00:04:15,499 ? ? 69 00:04:15,569 --> 00:04:18,402 Bam, bam, bam, bam 70 00:04:18,472 --> 00:04:21,635 Bam, bam, bam, bam 71 00:04:21,708 --> 00:04:25,610 Bam, bam, bam, bam 72 00:04:25,679 --> 00:04:28,477 Build it up 73 00:04:28,548 --> 00:04:31,984 Tear it down 74 00:04:32,052 --> 00:04:35,317 Build it up 75 00:04:35,388 --> 00:04:38,915 Tear it down 76 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,251 Bam, bam, bam, bam 77 00:04:43,330 --> 00:04:46,766 Bam, bam, bam, bam 78 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:50,599 Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam 79 00:05:17,464 --> 00:05:20,627 Bam, bam, bam, bam 80 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:23,726 Bam, bam, bam, bam 81 00:05:23,803 --> 00:05:26,704 Bam, bam, bam, bam 82 00:05:26,773 --> 00:05:29,708 Bam, bam, bam 83 00:05:29,776 --> 00:05:32,939 Bam, bam, bam, bam 84 00:05:33,013 --> 00:05:35,447 Build it up 85 00:05:35,515 --> 00:05:38,484 Tear it down 86 00:05:38,552 --> 00:05:41,214 Build it up 87 00:05:41,288 --> 00:05:44,121 Tear it down 88 00:05:46,459 --> 00:05:49,121 Bam, bam, bam, bam 89 00:05:49,195 --> 00:05:52,824 Bam, bam, bam, bam 90 00:06:02,442 --> 00:06:04,535 [Jip Narrating ] God's having a laugh, man. 91 00:06:04,611 --> 00:06:07,409 He keeps digging up these social fossils from my past, 92 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,948 disguising them as paying customers for me to deal with. 93 00:06:10,016 --> 00:06:11,950 -[ Girl Giggling ] - Oh, my God. 94 00:06:12,018 --> 00:06:15,317 It's Karen Benson. I don't believe this. 95 00:06:15,388 --> 00:06:18,516 I failed the physical with her. Oh, please,just go away. 96 00:06:20,026 --> 00:06:23,427 Fuck! She's coming over. Oh, fuck. I'm starting to shake. 97 00:06:23,496 --> 00:06:26,226 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Be cool,Jip. Nothing happened, remember? 98 00:06:26,299 --> 00:06:28,290 Come on. Act like an adult and be false. 99 00:06:28,368 --> 00:06:30,962 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Here it comes. 100 00:06:31,037 --> 00:06:34,200 Here comes the pain. Hold tight. Oh, my God! 101 00:06:34,274 --> 00:06:36,970 - All right? - All right. 102 00:06:37,043 --> 00:06:39,944 [ Cash Register Beeping ] 103 00:06:41,414 --> 00:06:44,383 - Why didn't you want sex with me? - I did. 104 00:06:44,451 --> 00:06:46,385 I-I did want sex with you. 105 00:06:46,453 --> 00:06:48,614 So what was the problem? 106 00:06:48,688 --> 00:06:50,815 I was just terrified of losing my erection. 107 00:06:50,890 --> 00:06:53,984 - He couldn't get it up for the birds! - The birds! 108 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:56,995 - He couldn't get it up for the birds! - The birds! 109 00:06:57,063 --> 00:07:00,294 He must be a fucking queer! 110 00:07:00,367 --> 00:07:04,201 He couldn't get it up for the birds! The birds! 111 00:07:04,270 --> 00:07:06,636 I'm not gay or anything, I-- 112 00:07:06,706 --> 00:07:08,640 I'm just having a bit of a head fuck. 113 00:07:08,708 --> 00:07:13,145 - So why didn't you say so? - I was a bit embarrassed. 114 00:07:14,214 --> 00:07:17,843 Thanks. Bye. 115 00:07:17,917 --> 00:07:19,851 See ya. 116 00:07:24,724 --> 00:07:26,817 This is the third guy who's fucked me over in a row. 117 00:07:26,893 --> 00:07:30,056 It's not you, Lu. You're just a fucking arsehole magnet. 118 00:07:32,966 --> 00:07:35,833 [Jip Narrating ] Lulu didn't enroll for a degree in social masturbation, 119 00:07:35,902 --> 00:07:37,836 but she's getting one anyway. 120 00:07:37,904 --> 00:07:40,498 Take these two. Fucking students just back from Amsterdam, 121 00:07:40,573 --> 00:07:43,133 believing black is a state of mind,yeah? 122 00:07:43,209 --> 00:07:45,973 To finish their Ph.D., they have to do a practical. 123 00:07:46,046 --> 00:07:48,674 Their subject is Lulu. 124 00:07:48,748 --> 00:07:51,842 Designer-poor and white-boy-dread posse. 125 00:07:51,918 --> 00:07:54,580 Fucking space invaders. 126 00:07:54,654 --> 00:07:56,588 - How's it going? - Downhill. 127 00:07:56,656 --> 00:07:58,590 Right, cool. 128 00:07:58,658 --> 00:08:01,126 - So, how was your trip? - Ah, well. 129 00:08:01,194 --> 00:08:03,128 The theory of the 'Dam is, yeah, life's for living. 130 00:08:03,196 --> 00:08:07,690 So just sit down, skin up, be blot. We chilled out in the red-light district. 131 00:08:07,767 --> 00:08:12,636 - Everyone's blazing away, smoking trees of weed. - Word to the ''mummyfucker.'' 132 00:08:12,706 --> 00:08:15,106 Our last night there, we were sharing a skunk, 133 00:08:15,175 --> 00:08:17,109 chillin' with these two massive Rastas. 134 00:08:17,177 --> 00:08:20,146 Nobody said a word. We just sat there for three hours going up in smoke. 135 00:08:21,548 --> 00:08:25,075 Nodding our heads to the dub reggae that warmed the place. 136 00:08:25,151 --> 00:08:29,952 The base line was so deep, you could feel the vibrations inJamaica. 137 00:08:33,727 --> 00:08:37,254 - Yo, what's up? - Hey, nice, nice. 138 00:08:37,330 --> 00:08:39,264 - Any new hip-hop, man? - Yeah. 139 00:08:39,332 --> 00:08:43,428 Eh, I got some smoking West-Coast flow just landed. Raw as botulism, mate. 140 00:08:43,503 --> 00:08:45,437 Now, fuck that West Coast shit. 141 00:08:45,505 --> 00:08:48,269 I want some hard-core East Coast flavor beat. You know what I mean? 142 00:08:48,341 --> 00:08:51,435 Well, why didn't you say so? Fat beats. Armageddon on the streets. 143 00:08:51,511 --> 00:08:53,445 We're inundated with the shit, ''bra.'' 144 00:08:53,513 --> 00:08:55,504 Eh, we had anymore hard core, we'd get arrested, you know what I mean? 145 00:08:55,582 --> 00:08:58,346 Yeah, high. 146 00:08:58,418 --> 00:09:01,854 [Jip Narrating ] Now Koop's on the pulse, but he's a serious vinyl pusher. 147 00:09:01,921 --> 00:09:04,515 Getting the kids hooked, hustling with style. 148 00:09:04,591 --> 00:09:08,857 This... was recorded by a posse of crackheads on death row, right? 149 00:09:08,928 --> 00:09:13,331 So all them little interludes of prison noises and that, they're for real. 150 00:09:13,399 --> 00:09:15,629 They call themselves the Itchy Trigger Finger '' Nigaz.'' 151 00:09:15,702 --> 00:09:18,603 - The itchy what? - The Itchy Trigger Finger '' Nigaz.'' 152 00:09:18,671 --> 00:09:21,139 ? 'Cause performing in New York is amazing ? 153 00:09:21,207 --> 00:09:23,607 ? For cops, my block ? 154 00:09:23,676 --> 00:09:26,372 ? Execute Prepare electric chair ? 155 00:09:26,446 --> 00:09:29,176 ? For the villainous halfway crooked crime of silliness ? 156 00:09:29,249 --> 00:09:32,082 ? The baroness with the venomous tantrums of scandalous ? 157 00:09:32,152 --> 00:09:34,382 ? Motherfuckers can't handle Knock 'em like Rambo ? 158 00:09:34,454 --> 00:09:37,321 - ? Still came with strength head up for days ? - Yeah! 159 00:09:37,390 --> 00:09:39,824 ? Sittin' in this chair about to die ? 160 00:09:39,893 --> 00:09:42,418 ? You get a long time No lie, you can't cry ? 161 00:09:42,495 --> 00:09:45,191 ? A lot of things are running through my mind Mostly crime ? 162 00:09:45,265 --> 00:09:48,496 ? My last request be one more chance to stay alive 163 00:09:48,568 --> 00:09:50,661 I'll take that shit, man. That shit is real. 164 00:09:50,737 --> 00:09:53,672 Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. Hey. Can't be missed. Twenty quid. 165 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:56,641 - Twenty quid? - Yeah, man. Eh. 166 00:09:56,709 --> 00:09:59,610 You know like when the price of artists' work goes up when they die, yeah? 167 00:09:59,679 --> 00:10:02,614 Well, the price of hip-hop albums go up when the gangsters get locked down. 168 00:10:02,682 --> 00:10:04,912 Hey, when they get the chair, the price'll go into orbit, mate. 169 00:10:04,984 --> 00:10:08,351 - Is it? - Look, it's going to be banned. 170 00:10:08,421 --> 00:10:11,549 So I'd nab it now before some other hip-hopjunkie does. You know what I mean? 171 00:10:11,624 --> 00:10:13,683 - Yeah, all right. - All right, nice. 172 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,853 Nice one. Yeah, safe. 173 00:10:15,929 --> 00:10:17,863 All right. 174 00:10:21,167 --> 00:10:23,101 Any new jungle in, guy? 175 00:10:23,169 --> 00:10:27,230 I've got the Tarzan and Jane ofJungle just swung in on the vine this morning, mate. 176 00:10:27,307 --> 00:10:29,935 I'm telling you, 177 00:10:30,009 --> 00:10:32,375 this could turn a Hare Krishna into a bad boy. 178 00:10:34,314 --> 00:10:39,513 ? ? 179 00:10:39,586 --> 00:10:44,023 Mmm!Jungle is massive in any place! Make a disgrace! 180 00:10:44,090 --> 00:10:46,422 [ Man ] Easy, man! Easy! 181 00:10:46,492 --> 00:10:49,586 [ Indistinct Chattering ] 182 00:10:49,662 --> 00:10:52,096 Cardiff massive! Cardiff massive! 183 00:10:55,134 --> 00:10:56,795 Ai! Ai! Ai! 184 00:10:56,870 --> 00:10:59,100 Bounce to the beat! Bounce, bounce to the beat! 185 00:10:59,172 --> 00:11:01,265 Brutal! 186 00:11:05,111 --> 00:11:07,045 Fucking hell. 187 00:11:07,113 --> 00:11:09,172 Fucking hate this job, man. 188 00:11:09,249 --> 00:11:11,911 [ Exhaling ] Fuck. 189 00:11:11,985 --> 00:11:16,422 We spend nine hours a day, five days a week incarcerated in this... 190 00:11:16,489 --> 00:11:18,753 wanky, fucking store... 191 00:11:18,825 --> 00:11:21,259 having to act like... C3PO... 192 00:11:21,327 --> 00:11:23,420 to any twat that wants to condescend to us. 193 00:11:23,496 --> 00:11:26,659 Do you know what I mean? We have to brown-nose the customers, 194 00:11:26,733 --> 00:11:29,600 then we get abused by some mini fucking Hitler... 195 00:11:29,669 --> 00:11:32,229 who just gives us stick all day. 196 00:11:32,305 --> 00:11:35,866 What the hell do you think you're doing... 197 00:11:35,942 --> 00:11:38,536 just standing around and talking? 198 00:11:38,611 --> 00:11:41,739 If you wanna work in this firm, 199 00:11:41,814 --> 00:11:44,112 then wake up and get real. 200 00:11:44,183 --> 00:11:46,413 Now, tidy up the T-shirts, 201 00:11:46,486 --> 00:11:49,785 stack the jeans and put them in color-coordinated piles. 202 00:11:49,856 --> 00:11:53,155 Take this as your final warning! 203 00:11:53,226 --> 00:11:57,185 [ Grunting ] 204 00:12:02,802 --> 00:12:05,100 [Jip Narrating ] Now I take the corporate cock shafting like the next person... 205 00:12:05,171 --> 00:12:07,105 because I need to pay the rent. 206 00:12:07,173 --> 00:12:10,074 But if you ask me, the Antichrist has been with us for a long time... 207 00:12:10,143 --> 00:12:13,510 and he means business, big business. 208 00:12:37,103 --> 00:12:39,230 - All right, Nin? - Yep. 209 00:12:39,305 --> 00:12:41,239 [Jip Narrating ] Nina's boss is a closet human. 210 00:12:41,307 --> 00:12:45,437 He slides around the shop floor fueled by the bad sperm that pours from every orifice. 211 00:12:45,511 --> 00:12:48,139 The Mac job is killing her. 212 00:12:48,214 --> 00:12:51,615 - You looking after my meat? - Oh, that was funny. 213 00:12:51,684 --> 00:12:54,881 - Well, I'm a funny guy. - Yeah, you should have your own series. 214 00:12:54,954 --> 00:12:59,982 - Come on, Nin, loosen up. I don't bite. - You sure? 215 00:13:00,059 --> 00:13:02,027 Fuck this! 216 00:13:13,706 --> 00:13:15,697 [ Singing Along With Radio ] ? Cruising down the boulevard ? 217 00:13:15,775 --> 00:13:18,141 ? I'm treated like some superstar ? 218 00:13:18,211 --> 00:13:20,771 ? You know the time so don't look hard Get with it ? 219 00:13:20,847 --> 00:13:22,781 ? The ultimate homeboy car ? 220 00:13:22,849 --> 00:13:24,783 ? All you suckers in the other rides ? 221 00:13:24,851 --> 00:13:27,581 [ Continues Indistinct ] 222 00:13:29,422 --> 00:13:31,356 [ Ends ] 223 00:13:31,424 --> 00:13:33,358 [Jip Narrating ] I'm supposed to see my mum tomorrow, 224 00:13:33,426 --> 00:13:37,624 but I'm taking ecstasy tonight, so there's no way I can deal with her on a comedown. 225 00:13:37,697 --> 00:13:40,598 - In and out, five minutes. - Mum! It's me. 226 00:13:42,235 --> 00:13:44,465 [Jip Narrating ] I never knew my mum until I was 1 5. 227 00:13:44,537 --> 00:13:48,200 I was moved down here by the state when my father was locked up for fraud. 228 00:13:48,274 --> 00:13:50,242 Well, he was more like my friend than a father, 229 00:13:50,309 --> 00:13:53,437 taking me out on the circuit bringing me up his way,you know? 230 00:13:53,513 --> 00:13:55,447 In Cardiff,my mother had always worked from home, 231 00:13:55,515 --> 00:13:57,949 which I always just accepted when we lived together, 232 00:13:58,017 --> 00:14:02,078 but now when I go and see her, it kills me to see how she gets used, man. 233 00:14:02,155 --> 00:14:04,089 It's been routine for her since she was my age, 234 00:14:04,157 --> 00:14:06,625 so she's go no hang-ups about it, which is cool. 235 00:14:06,692 --> 00:14:10,526 And I know it's not her fault, but I can't handle staying there long. 236 00:14:10,596 --> 00:14:12,530 Especially if she's with a client. 237 00:14:12,598 --> 00:14:14,657 - Hiya, love. - Hi, Mum. You all right? 238 00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:17,259 Yeah. Aw. 239 00:14:17,336 --> 00:14:20,533 Aw, is a nice surprise. I didn't expect to see you today. 240 00:14:20,606 --> 00:14:23,473 No, it's a flying visit. Um, listen, I can't make it tomorrow. 241 00:14:23,543 --> 00:14:26,444 I've got to work, so I'll pop in Sunday. Is that all right? 242 00:14:26,512 --> 00:14:29,811 - All right. I'll cook dinner. - Cool. 243 00:14:29,882 --> 00:14:32,146 I'm with someone upstairs a minute. He doesn't take long. 244 00:14:32,218 --> 00:14:36,621 - Five minutes, okay? - Um, I've gotta move, Mum. I've gotta go. 245 00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:40,750 Oh,just five minutes, love. I never get to see you anymore. 246 00:14:42,995 --> 00:14:44,986 All right, all right. 247 00:14:45,064 --> 00:14:47,498 Some chocolates in the cupboard. 248 00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:56,808 [Jip Narrating ] Yeah. See you in five minutes, Mum. 249 00:14:56,876 --> 00:14:59,037 My mum can work through a lot of men in a day. 250 00:14:59,112 --> 00:15:02,843 Some fall in love with her, send her chocolates. Some get heavy. 251 00:15:02,915 --> 00:15:05,383 I used to hang around just in case things got out of hand. 252 00:15:05,451 --> 00:15:07,385 Any trouble, I'd be there, you know? 253 00:15:07,453 --> 00:15:10,479 But I couldn't do it for long. I had to leave. 254 00:15:10,556 --> 00:15:13,252 Sometimes I've got to stop myself from running upstairs... 255 00:15:13,326 --> 00:15:17,160 and beating the living shit out of the man who's there with my mum, but I never do. 256 00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:21,428 Right, this is the score. Twenty quid for a blow job, fifty quid to fuck her. 257 00:15:21,501 --> 00:15:24,197 Mind you, she'll do anything you like, as long as you've got the cash. 258 00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:26,465 She's got all the gear,you know-- sussies, 259 00:15:26,539 --> 00:15:29,702 open-crotch panties, peephole bra. 260 00:15:29,775 --> 00:15:33,404 Fit tits, crackin' arse. And she'll put on a bit of an act. 261 00:15:33,479 --> 00:15:37,006 Well, they call it acting, but she really enjoys it. Know what I mean? 262 00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:39,483 Fuck off!. Shut the fuck up! 263 00:15:45,658 --> 00:15:48,991 [Jip Narrating ] Koop goes to see his dad every day after work. 264 00:15:49,061 --> 00:15:52,155 He never got over his last breakdown when Koop's mum left them. 265 00:15:52,231 --> 00:15:55,723 Since then, he's invented his own alternative reality. 266 00:15:55,801 --> 00:15:59,532 His world is split into those on his side and those on the enemy's side... 267 00:15:59,605 --> 00:16:03,234 who he identifies with through looks and gestures. 268 00:16:03,309 --> 00:16:07,302 His dad sends and receives messages telepathically through TVand satellite, 269 00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:11,214 and he's waiting for a sign that the mission is over and his life can start again. 270 00:16:12,618 --> 00:16:15,610 - Hi, Dad. - Oh, the cavalry. 271 00:16:19,058 --> 00:16:21,424 I would like to propose a toast... 272 00:16:21,494 --> 00:16:25,021 to the bird for giving her Mac job the finger... 273 00:16:25,097 --> 00:16:28,897 and for successfully gaining unemployment. 274 00:16:28,968 --> 00:16:30,902 What a fucking mistress! 275 00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:33,165 Thank you. Thank you. 276 00:16:35,007 --> 00:16:38,170 Already feels great to be part of the two million. 277 00:16:38,244 --> 00:16:41,236 Um, looking forward to sitting on my arse for a bit, 278 00:16:41,314 --> 00:16:46,013 having reversed sleeping patterns and getting into some hard-coreJerry Springer. 279 00:16:46,085 --> 00:16:48,053 [ Photographers Clamoring ] 280 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,054 [ Laughing ] 281 00:16:55,695 --> 00:16:57,629 -[ Dance ] -[ Nina ] Go, girl! 282 00:16:57,697 --> 00:17:00,257 Come on, sugar! Show it to me! 283 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:03,131 Last night a D.J. saved my life 284 00:17:03,202 --> 00:17:05,329 Check out the booty. 285 00:17:05,404 --> 00:17:08,430 They want you, honey. They want you, sugar. Come on. 286 00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:11,670 - Listen, now. Go, girl. - 'Cause I was sitting there bored to death 287 00:17:11,744 --> 00:17:14,770 And in just one breath he said 288 00:17:14,847 --> 00:17:19,341 You gotta get up You gotta get off You gotta get down, girl 289 00:17:19,418 --> 00:17:23,115 - [ Laughing ] -Last night a D.J. saved my life 290 00:17:23,189 --> 00:17:26,158 [Jip Narrating ] Koop dreams of being the world's top club spinner, 291 00:17:26,225 --> 00:17:28,659 but he reckons it doesn't matter how well you can beat mix. 292 00:17:28,728 --> 00:17:31,162 You ain't a D.J. until you can scratch. 293 00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:33,790 ? ? 294 00:17:33,866 --> 00:17:35,800 Puff,puffin' Puff,puffin' 295 00:17:35,868 --> 00:17:39,167 Pu-puff, Puff,puffin'the herb 296 00:17:39,238 --> 00:17:41,468 Herb, herb 297 00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:45,271 Herb, h-h-herb 298 00:17:45,344 --> 00:17:47,869 Puffin'the herb Puffin'the herb 299 00:17:47,947 --> 00:17:50,074 Puffin'the herb H-Herb 300 00:17:50,149 --> 00:17:55,086 H-Herb H-H-Herb 301 00:17:55,154 --> 00:17:57,418 Puffin'the herb Puffin'the herb 302 00:17:57,490 --> 00:18:00,948 [Jip Narrating ] But he can't scratch to save his life. He just digs the fantasy, man. 303 00:18:01,027 --> 00:18:02,892 Go on, my son! 304 00:18:02,962 --> 00:18:06,489 [ Cheers, Applause ] 305 00:18:11,737 --> 00:18:14,865 So is your brother still going out with you lot tonight, yeah? 306 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:16,874 Yeah, under the wing. 307 00:18:16,942 --> 00:18:18,910 He hasn't indulged before, has he? 308 00:18:18,978 --> 00:18:21,208 No, breaking his cherry tonight. 309 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:25,239 - How old is he? Seventeen? - He's gonna do it eventually, so I reckon... 310 00:18:25,318 --> 00:18:28,185 he's better off with me than mixing with the wrong crowd, you know? 311 00:18:28,254 --> 00:18:31,155 -Just keep an eye on him though, yeah? - Hmm. 312 00:18:33,225 --> 00:18:36,626 I'm about to be part of the chemical generation. 313 00:18:36,696 --> 00:18:40,723 Doves, playboys, biscuits, barrels, calis, clear caps, China whites, 314 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,325 rhubarbs, looney tunes, New Yorkers. 315 00:18:43,402 --> 00:18:45,336 Bang on it. Larging it. 316 00:18:45,404 --> 00:18:50,068 The full monty, safe as houses, pair of trousers, what a laugh, let's do another half. 317 00:18:50,142 --> 00:18:52,110 [Jip Narrating ] Now Lee is Nina's little brother. 318 00:18:52,178 --> 00:18:54,772 None of us know him, but he's gonna take drugs with us anyway. 319 00:18:54,847 --> 00:18:57,338 His enthusiasm scares me, man. He reminds me of myself... 320 00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:59,748 when I was at the beginning of my ecstasy honeymoon. 321 00:18:59,819 --> 00:19:03,585 Are your legs open, you filthy little harlot? 322 00:19:03,656 --> 00:19:06,523 - Is that you, Koop? - Aw, fuck! Shit! 323 00:19:06,592 --> 00:19:09,083 Yeah. Sorry, Lu. Is Nina there, please? 324 00:19:09,161 --> 00:19:11,095 Sorry. 325 00:19:15,768 --> 00:19:19,067 - Hello. - Are your legs open? 326 00:19:19,138 --> 00:19:22,005 - Of course. - Then I'll begin. 327 00:19:28,447 --> 00:19:30,381 ? ? 328 00:19:30,449 --> 00:19:32,508 [ Rapping ] ? Girl, I'm gonna tie you up and wear the mask ? 329 00:19:32,585 --> 00:19:34,519 ? With your strap-on cock fuck me up my ass ? 330 00:19:34,587 --> 00:19:36,555 ? Your sexual powers leave me drained for hours ? 331 00:19:36,622 --> 00:19:38,590 ? But I've gotta draw the line at golden showers ? 332 00:19:38,657 --> 00:19:42,616 ? And, girl, you've got the sweetest arsehole ? 333 00:19:42,695 --> 00:19:46,597 ? It's like a pink, quivering rabbit's nostril ? 334 00:19:46,665 --> 00:19:48,633 ? Peace 335 00:19:48,701 --> 00:19:50,635 [ Laughing ] What are you fucking like? 336 00:19:50,703 --> 00:19:53,672 Superb. Thank you, sweetie. 337 00:19:53,739 --> 00:19:56,640 Shit. You got your party head on for tonight? 338 00:19:56,709 --> 00:20:01,942 More so than Scarface on a kilo of Charlie Chan. But Lulu's not coming now. 339 00:20:02,014 --> 00:20:04,676 What? Oh, shit. Why not? 340 00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:08,117 She couldn't get a ticket, and she can't be arsed because of that twat. 341 00:20:08,187 --> 00:20:10,849 -Jip's not gonna be a happy shopper. - Oh, fucking hell. 342 00:20:10,923 --> 00:20:13,653 - Who'd have a ticket? - If I found one, do you reckon she'd go? 343 00:20:13,726 --> 00:20:16,991 Maybe. IfJip brings her. 344 00:20:18,063 --> 00:20:20,497 Geezer! 345 00:20:20,566 --> 00:20:23,091 Hey! What's happening, man? 346 00:20:23,169 --> 00:20:25,160 How's it going? Are you sorted or what? 347 00:20:25,237 --> 00:20:27,432 Hey, you're really cool, man. You're really cool. 348 00:20:27,506 --> 00:20:30,839 Eh, I know we've only just met, mate, but I think I love you, man. 349 00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:33,970 Eh, show me love, show me love, show me love! 350 00:20:34,046 --> 00:20:36,947 [ Laughs ] Eh, safe as fuck, you are, aren't you? 351 00:20:37,016 --> 00:20:39,541 I can't fault you, can I, brother? 352 00:20:39,618 --> 00:20:43,452 - It's like them fucking rookies back at Spike Island, man! -Jip-- 353 00:20:43,522 --> 00:20:46,286 - What? - Listen. Lulu couldn't get a ticket for tonight. 354 00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:50,726 What? Shit, man. Really? 355 00:20:50,796 --> 00:20:54,129 - Do you know anyone that's got a spare one? - Oh, fuck. 356 00:20:56,235 --> 00:20:59,363 Uh, I think, I think Moff did. 357 00:20:59,438 --> 00:21:02,407 But I'm not sure. It was a while ago. 358 00:21:02,475 --> 00:21:04,409 Oh, shit, man. 359 00:21:04,477 --> 00:21:07,241 [Jip Narrating ] I've got to get Lu out tonight, man. 360 00:21:07,313 --> 00:21:10,339 I need to cheer her up,you know? Get her mind off that twat. 361 00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:13,385 When we hit the clubs together, we're like Bonnie and Clyde, man, way out West. 362 00:21:13,452 --> 00:21:16,319 She's the only girl I've ever felt chilled with,you know, 363 00:21:16,388 --> 00:21:18,322 because we've never fancied each other. 364 00:21:18,390 --> 00:21:21,257 Nothing could ever happen between us. I don't have to try and impress her... 365 00:21:21,327 --> 00:21:23,852 or worry about embarrassing silences. 366 00:21:23,929 --> 00:21:27,126 I've gotta get her a ticket and put a smile back on her face. 367 00:21:27,199 --> 00:21:29,326 [ Phone Ringing ] 368 00:21:33,038 --> 00:21:36,030 - Hello? - Hello! 369 00:21:36,108 --> 00:21:39,566 - Oh, hello. - Listen, I hear you couldn't get a ticket. 370 00:21:39,645 --> 00:21:41,579 Yeah, well, it's been a lucky week for me, you know? 371 00:21:41,647 --> 00:21:46,107 Well, I think that your luck is gonna change, sister, 372 00:21:46,185 --> 00:21:48,949 child of the beat, because... 373 00:21:49,021 --> 00:21:51,148 if I just reach down here and dip... 374 00:21:51,223 --> 00:21:55,023 into my '' Uncle Santa Jip will fix it'' magic box, 375 00:21:55,094 --> 00:21:58,723 you will find one freshly cut and preserved ticket for tonight's Asylum. 376 00:21:58,797 --> 00:22:02,699 - You got one? - Ah, yes. Ah, yes. I certainly did. 377 00:22:02,768 --> 00:22:06,397 Well, I don't know,Jip. The batteries are a bit low, you know? 378 00:22:06,472 --> 00:22:08,770 Aw, fuck that shit, Lu. Come on. 379 00:22:08,841 --> 00:22:12,607 Come on. Everyone's going. Come on, Lu. Me and you, yeah? 380 00:22:12,678 --> 00:22:15,545 Anyway, town's gonna be full of horny men, do you know what I mean? 381 00:22:15,614 --> 00:22:20,074 Fuck it, fuck it! All your best friends who love you. They love you. 382 00:22:20,152 --> 00:22:22,086 They all want you to be there, yeah? 383 00:22:22,154 --> 00:22:24,452 Come on. We'll go fucking ape-shit. 384 00:22:24,523 --> 00:22:27,788 Me and you. Absolute mayhem. Come on. We'll take the piss. 385 00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:31,057 Absolute chaos. What are you saying? Come on. Yeah? 386 00:22:31,130 --> 00:22:33,963 - All right! You got me! - I wanna hear you say yes! 387 00:22:34,033 --> 00:22:36,593 - Yes! Yes! - Yes! Yes! 388 00:22:36,669 --> 00:22:39,502 - Yes! - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 389 00:22:39,572 --> 00:22:42,040 - See you later, babe. - [ Laughs ] 390 00:22:42,107 --> 00:22:46,669 Oh! He who dares, wins. He who dares, my son. 391 00:22:46,745 --> 00:22:48,679 [ Phone Ringing ] 392 00:22:51,717 --> 00:22:54,948 Hold on a minute. Hello? 393 00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:58,615 Eh, eh, eh, eh! How's it going, you big Cockney space case? 394 00:22:58,691 --> 00:23:00,989 - Shut it. - Listen, did you manage to sell that ticket... 395 00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:02,925 for tonight's spiritual gathering? 396 00:23:02,995 --> 00:23:06,954 - No, mate. No, not at all. No. - Ah! Nice one! 397 00:23:07,032 --> 00:23:09,296 - Why? Who needs one? Who, who? - Lulu. 398 00:23:09,368 --> 00:23:13,600 - Oh, sweet as. Sweet as, mate. - Cool, cool. 399 00:23:13,672 --> 00:23:16,106 -[ Man ] Matthew! - Oh, for fuck's sake. 400 00:23:16,175 --> 00:23:18,473 I'll catch you later, mate. Don't go changing to try and please me, all right? 401 00:23:18,544 --> 00:23:20,671 - Yeah, nice one, ''bruv.'' Yeah. - Oh, nice one, brother. 402 00:23:20,746 --> 00:23:22,805 - Nice one, brother! - Nice one, brother! 403 00:23:22,881 --> 00:23:25,441 I said nice, bruv! 404 00:23:25,517 --> 00:23:28,611 - Nice one, brother! - I said nice, bruv! 405 00:23:28,687 --> 00:23:31,850 - Fucking nice one, brother! - Nice one, bruv-- 406 00:23:31,924 --> 00:23:34,654 - Brother! - Fuck off!. 407 00:23:36,362 --> 00:23:38,660 - Come on! -[Jip Narrating ] The weekend has landed. 408 00:23:38,731 --> 00:23:42,030 All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. 409 00:23:42,101 --> 00:23:44,296 I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. 410 00:23:44,370 --> 00:23:47,430 I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle. 411 00:23:47,506 --> 00:23:50,407 I'm gonna talk codshit to strangers all night. 412 00:23:50,476 --> 00:23:52,501 I'm gonna lose the plot on the dance floor. 413 00:23:52,578 --> 00:23:55,274 The free radicals inside me are freaking, man. 414 00:23:55,347 --> 00:23:58,316 Tonight I'm Jip Travolta. I'm Peter Popper. 415 00:23:58,384 --> 00:24:01,251 I'm going to Never Never Land with my chosen family, man. 416 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,312 We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did. 417 00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:07,086 Anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. 418 00:24:07,159 --> 00:24:09,992 I've got 73 quid in my back burner. 419 00:24:10,062 --> 00:24:13,862 I'm gonna wax the lot, man. The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah! 420 00:24:13,932 --> 00:24:17,299 Calling all the crusaders to the dance floor in green-light mode. 421 00:24:17,369 --> 00:24:19,667 - [ Shouts ] - Disco queens, 422 00:24:19,738 --> 00:24:22,036 club casualties, come on! 423 00:24:22,107 --> 00:24:25,099 Let's join forces! Let's hoof it! Ah! 424 00:24:25,177 --> 00:24:29,409 [ Indistinct Rap Song ] 425 00:24:37,623 --> 00:24:39,557 [ Chuckling ] 426 00:24:39,625 --> 00:24:43,755 [Jip Narrating ] But first a daily injection of the late prophet Bill Hicks... 427 00:24:43,829 --> 00:24:46,423 just to remind me not to take life too seriously. 428 00:24:46,498 --> 00:24:48,432 [ Hicks ] It's not a very popular idea. 429 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:52,266 You don't hear it very often anymore, but it's the truth. 430 00:24:52,337 --> 00:24:55,829 I have taken drugs before, and, uh-- 431 00:24:58,711 --> 00:25:00,872 - I had a real good time. - [ Laughter] 432 00:25:02,648 --> 00:25:05,640 Didn't murder anybody, didn't rob anybody, didn't rape anybody, 433 00:25:05,718 --> 00:25:09,711 didn't beat anybody, didn't lose, um, one fucking job. 434 00:25:09,788 --> 00:25:13,087 - [ Laughter] - Laughed my ass off... 435 00:25:13,158 --> 00:25:15,786 and went about my day. 436 00:25:15,861 --> 00:25:18,557 [ Applause, Cheering ] 437 00:25:18,630 --> 00:25:21,030 Sorry. 438 00:25:22,534 --> 00:25:24,468 [ Man ] Live and direct from the world famous studios, 439 00:25:24,536 --> 00:25:26,561 of Radio One here, the Essential Selection , 440 00:25:26,638 --> 00:25:29,402 -all go to make up the golden thing we call the weekend-- - Come on! 441 00:25:29,475 --> 00:25:31,966 [ Laughing ] 442 00:25:32,044 --> 00:25:33,978 Who the fuck do you think you are, you twat? 443 00:25:34,046 --> 00:25:36,014 Why don't you come through the door like everyone else? 444 00:25:36,081 --> 00:25:38,015 Because I'm not everybody else, fool. 445 00:25:38,083 --> 00:25:40,574 Don't make me prove my masculinity to you now, do you know what I mean? 446 00:25:40,652 --> 00:25:42,950 Masculinity, what? Testosterone's flowing, bro, eh? 447 00:25:43,021 --> 00:25:47,117 - Violence is inevitable, mate. - Oh, I smells a glassin' in the air, boys, is it? 448 00:25:47,192 --> 00:25:51,128 - Glassing is it? Fuck you! - Fuck you! Fuck you! 449 00:25:51,196 --> 00:25:54,324 [ Shouting, Indistinct ] 450 00:25:54,399 --> 00:25:56,367 [ Together] As a fit old man! 451 00:25:56,435 --> 00:25:59,802 - [ Laughing ] - [ Laughing ] Come on! 452 00:26:07,379 --> 00:26:11,315 Hey, mate. Mate,you seen Taxi Driver? 453 00:26:11,383 --> 00:26:14,580 - Yeah. - Yeah? 454 00:26:14,653 --> 00:26:17,554 Hey, mate, can you relate to it, sort of thing? 455 00:26:17,623 --> 00:26:19,818 - Yeah. - Yeah? Fuck. 456 00:26:19,892 --> 00:26:22,861 Do you understand? You could be Cardiff's answer to Travis Bickel, 457 00:26:22,928 --> 00:26:24,862 on a timer waiting to explode. 458 00:26:24,930 --> 00:26:27,160 Can you fucking believe that? I mean, can you imagine doing that? 459 00:26:27,232 --> 00:26:30,133 Imagine doing a Travis. I mean, fucking hell! 460 00:26:30,202 --> 00:26:32,966 See me, I'd have to take a celebrity with me. 461 00:26:33,038 --> 00:26:36,565 Someone like, um-- What's his name? Uh, er, uh-- 462 00:26:36,642 --> 00:26:39,475 What's his name? Uh-- British pop throb. 463 00:26:39,545 --> 00:26:41,945 You know? Built like a brick shithouse, he is. 464 00:26:42,014 --> 00:26:45,973 Uh, ugly fuck. Peter Andre. Peter Andre, yeah. 465 00:26:46,051 --> 00:26:47,985 I couldn't just shoot him first, though, mate. 466 00:26:48,053 --> 00:26:49,987 You're having a laugh, isn't you? [ Laughs ] 467 00:26:50,055 --> 00:26:53,252 Oh, no. That's be like having the cream cake whole without it touching the sides. 468 00:26:53,325 --> 00:26:55,259 You know what I mean? 469 00:26:55,327 --> 00:26:57,693 I believe it would be quite rude not to torture him first. 470 00:26:57,763 --> 00:27:00,994 Do you know what I mean though, mate, do ya? 471 00:27:01,066 --> 00:27:04,866 Thumbscrews instantly spring to mind. [ Snickering ] 472 00:27:04,937 --> 00:27:09,203 You know, followed by an intense session of electrodes on the testicles. 473 00:27:09,274 --> 00:27:12,766 Yeah, yeah, a fucking, uh, uh, a wire coat hanger down theJap's eyes. 474 00:27:12,845 --> 00:27:15,040 Do you know what I mean? Really fucking hurt the geezer, do you know what I mean? 475 00:27:15,113 --> 00:27:17,513 And finally, a bullet between the eyes. 476 00:27:17,583 --> 00:27:19,813 And it's time to say hello to the, to the horned man... 477 00:27:19,885 --> 00:27:23,412 you've been working on Earth for all this time, Pete! 478 00:27:23,488 --> 00:27:26,457 See you later on, Pete! No one gives a fuck about you! 479 00:27:26,525 --> 00:27:30,291 [ Imitates Shotgun ] Fucking hell, mate. 480 00:27:30,362 --> 00:27:32,762 - Right. - Here, here. 481 00:27:32,831 --> 00:27:35,698 Fucking good film, though. mate, isn't it, eh? God! 482 00:27:39,471 --> 00:27:41,405 [Jip Narrating ] Friday night's ceremony is always... 483 00:27:41,473 --> 00:27:43,407 to hook up in a bar and wind up the weekend. 484 00:27:43,475 --> 00:27:45,409 We've all got to try and get on the same level together... 485 00:27:45,477 --> 00:27:47,502 so we feel like a unit when we hit the club. 486 00:27:47,579 --> 00:27:50,776 The music we love brought us together and so did the music we hate. 487 00:27:50,849 --> 00:27:52,783 - The Spice Girls. - Boyzone. 488 00:27:52,851 --> 00:27:54,785 - Dannii Minogue. - Aqua. 489 00:27:54,853 --> 00:27:57,481 - Ricky fuckin' Martin. - The Backstreet Boys. 490 00:27:57,556 --> 00:28:00,286 - Uh, 91 1 . - Hanson. 491 00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,226 What gets me, right, is that these talentless wankers... 492 00:28:03,295 --> 00:28:05,991 have the opportunity to reach an international audience, right, 493 00:28:06,064 --> 00:28:07,998 say something profound instead of-- 494 00:28:08,066 --> 00:28:11,467 ? Oh, baby, I'm all alone on the phone ? 495 00:28:11,536 --> 00:28:13,970 ? I'm 1 4 years old with a broken heart 496 00:28:14,039 --> 00:28:16,599 Fucking cheese on toast bollocks. 497 00:28:16,675 --> 00:28:18,768 Fucking embarrassing, mate, isn't it? 498 00:28:18,844 --> 00:28:22,940 Embarrassing to watch the little fucking hussy fuckers. 499 00:28:38,196 --> 00:28:41,962 [Jip Narrating ] She's funny, she's cool, she's gorgeous. 500 00:28:42,034 --> 00:28:44,161 Oh, shit, I fancy her, man. 501 00:28:44,236 --> 00:28:46,329 No, I can't. She's my mate. 502 00:28:46,405 --> 00:28:50,637 I am out of my nuts. I'm telling you, we're in for one fucking night, mate. 503 00:28:50,709 --> 00:28:52,643 Believe me. I'm telling you. 504 00:28:52,711 --> 00:28:54,645 You fucking stick with me. I'll look after you. 505 00:28:54,713 --> 00:28:58,740 I'll tell you that now,you've never buzzed like you ever buzz with me. Do you hear me? 506 00:28:58,817 --> 00:29:01,809 [ Lee Narrating ] Oh, I thought I was just gonna drop and have a laugh. 507 00:29:01,887 --> 00:29:05,823 What's all this shit about mind altering? What's gonna happen to me? 508 00:29:05,891 --> 00:29:10,055 We believe that ecstasy causes serotonin depletion... 509 00:29:10,128 --> 00:29:13,256 and may lead to depression in later life. 510 00:29:13,332 --> 00:29:16,768 [Jip ] Yeah, all right, Doc. Yeah. Fair enough. But on the flip side, Lee, 511 00:29:16,835 --> 00:29:19,463 you'll feel an overwhelming sense of empathy with people. 512 00:29:19,538 --> 00:29:21,506 You'll be able to be intimate with your friends, 513 00:29:21,573 --> 00:29:23,871 talk about things that you never felt comfortable enough to say before. 514 00:29:23,942 --> 00:29:27,434 Overheating when dancing on ecstasy... 515 00:29:27,512 --> 00:29:30,879 increases heart rate and palpitations... 516 00:29:30,949 --> 00:29:34,077 and can cause heatstroke, resulting in death. 517 00:29:34,152 --> 00:29:36,916 Statistically, you're more likely to die... 518 00:29:36,989 --> 00:29:39,389 from choking on a cabbage leaf or an argument in a pub... 519 00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:41,426 than you are from dropping an ''E. '' 520 00:29:41,493 --> 00:29:46,931 Alcohol kills 30,000 people a year alone in Britain. 521 00:29:46,999 --> 00:29:50,992 But that's all right because that's a good taxable drug, nonetheless, isn't it? 522 00:29:51,069 --> 00:29:55,165 Your penis will shrivel up, and you won't be able to get an erection. 523 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:59,176 [ Bell Tolling ] 524 00:30:05,150 --> 00:30:08,017 - Yeah. -[Jip Narrating ] I met Felix, a friend of a friend years ago. 525 00:30:08,086 --> 00:30:10,611 Since then, I'm constantly bumping into the cunt. 526 00:30:10,689 --> 00:30:14,352 - Anyway, it's good seeing you again, man. - Yeah, yeah. Take care. 527 00:30:14,426 --> 00:30:16,451 - See you in the club later on, yeah? - Yeah, yeah, okay. 528 00:30:16,528 --> 00:30:19,895 - Nice one, nice one. See ya. - Cheers. Cheers. 529 00:30:19,965 --> 00:30:22,399 See ya. See ya. 530 00:30:27,272 --> 00:30:29,672 Fucking hell, man. 531 00:30:29,741 --> 00:30:31,834 If we'd have been more honest with each other, 532 00:30:31,910 --> 00:30:34,310 that conversation would have gone a bit more like this. 533 00:30:34,379 --> 00:30:37,439 - Fucking shame we had eye contact when I walked in. - Yeah. 534 00:30:37,516 --> 00:30:39,711 Yeah, I know. Every time we bump into each other, 535 00:30:39,785 --> 00:30:43,983 we kinda fall into this groove of pretending that we like each other. 536 00:30:44,056 --> 00:30:47,492 I don't dislike anything about you, but I just don't like anything about you, either. 537 00:30:47,559 --> 00:30:52,087 Yeah. Together we kinda surf the waves of social paranoia, don't we? 538 00:30:52,164 --> 00:30:54,758 No uncomfortable silences as yet. 539 00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:58,860 Yeah, well, not as yet, but, you know, our luck's not gonna last forever, is it? 540 00:30:58,937 --> 00:31:01,531 Maybe it's time for your Houdini impression. What do you reckon? 541 00:31:01,606 --> 00:31:04,473 Yeah, all right, man. Uh, I'm gonna get a drink from the bar. 542 00:31:04,543 --> 00:31:07,011 - Yeah, and you're with friends. - And I'll see you later. 543 00:31:07,079 --> 00:31:09,912 - That's the one. - Let's pretend we didn't see each other next time, yeah? 544 00:31:09,981 --> 00:31:12,575 - Absolutely crucifying as always, mate. - Yeah, whatever. 545 00:31:12,651 --> 00:31:15,415 - Uh, look forward to seeing you. - Yeah, like an illness. 546 00:31:15,487 --> 00:31:18,581 - Don't get run over. Die. - Okay. Die. 547 00:31:18,657 --> 00:31:21,820 - Wanker! - Wanker! 548 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,088 Friday night after the club, yeah? 549 00:31:25,163 --> 00:31:28,098 I got a hard-on, so I ring one of them porn lines. 550 00:31:36,007 --> 00:31:38,271 Hello? 551 00:31:38,343 --> 00:31:42,837 Yeah. My name's... Bob. 552 00:31:42,914 --> 00:31:47,942 I'm from, uh-- from West-- West London area. What color drawers you got on? 553 00:31:48,019 --> 00:31:50,783 I'm buzzing my tits off, yeah? I'm fucked. 554 00:31:50,856 --> 00:31:52,790 I end up going off on these, on these tangents... 555 00:31:52,858 --> 00:31:55,554 about me life and me aspirations and shit like that, you know? 556 00:31:55,627 --> 00:31:57,561 It's like, what are you doing? 557 00:31:57,629 --> 00:32:01,429 Yeah, I'm a, a b-business interpret-- Um-- 558 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:05,527 Ul-Ultra-- I'm an ultrapren-- '' Ultrapreneur.'' 559 00:32:05,604 --> 00:32:09,563 Have you got brown nipples or just like-- 560 00:32:09,641 --> 00:32:15,136 What? You wear all-- What, you wear all black nail polish and that, do ya? Fuck. 561 00:32:15,213 --> 00:32:17,511 Next thing I know, the old man's hitting me with, 562 00:32:17,582 --> 00:32:19,846 ''Who the hell you been ringing in Taiwan, boy?'' 563 00:32:19,918 --> 00:32:22,409 - Who the hell you been calling in Taiwan? - Taiwan? 564 00:32:22,487 --> 00:32:24,421 - That's what he said. - Fucking hell. 565 00:32:24,489 --> 00:32:27,083 Listen, 1 45 fucking quid. 566 00:32:27,159 --> 00:32:31,323 - Fucking hell! - I'm fucking telling you, man. 1 45 quid. 567 00:32:31,396 --> 00:32:34,957 - Believe it. - Fucking hell, Moff. 568 00:32:35,033 --> 00:32:37,399 Fuck! [ Laughing ] 569 00:32:37,469 --> 00:32:40,927 Fair play, mate, fair play. That is the most expensive wank I've ever heard of. 570 00:32:41,006 --> 00:32:43,133 - Fuck's sake, keep it down will ya? - Sorry, sorry. 571 00:32:43,208 --> 00:32:46,336 - Sorry. - Fucking hell. Listen, listen, right. 572 00:32:46,411 --> 00:32:49,244 What really took the piss was she was more Cockney than me. 573 00:32:49,314 --> 00:32:52,681 Now can you fucking believe that,Jip? Do you know what I mean? 574 00:32:52,751 --> 00:32:54,685 Listen, now the old cunt's giving it-- 575 00:32:54,753 --> 00:32:56,687 Yeah, I know you're sorry. Yeah, you will be sorry... 576 00:32:56,755 --> 00:32:58,848 'cause if in seven days you don't pay it off, I'm gonna chuck you out, all right? 577 00:32:58,924 --> 00:33:00,858 That's nice, Dad. That is so nice. 578 00:33:00,926 --> 00:33:03,326 You lie in bed all fucking day. You haven't had a job for over a year. 579 00:33:03,395 --> 00:33:06,796 You don't have a girlfriend. You're throwing your life away, boy! 580 00:33:06,865 --> 00:33:09,459 And chucking me out on the street, that's just what I need at the moment, isn't it? 581 00:33:09,534 --> 00:33:12,196 Don't give me that bollocks about you're gonna throw me out 'cause it ain't even your house. 582 00:33:12,270 --> 00:33:14,238 Ain't even my house? Well, it won't be your house in a fucking week. 583 00:33:14,306 --> 00:33:16,240 - No? - You're 20 years of age, for fuck's sake. 584 00:33:16,308 --> 00:33:19,072 You really don't understand at all, do you, eh? 585 00:33:19,144 --> 00:33:21,374 I haven't got one friend that actually enjoys their job. 586 00:33:21,446 --> 00:33:23,744 Each one counts down the days till Friday. 587 00:33:23,815 --> 00:33:26,875 Dad, I'm not ready to become that miserable. 588 00:33:26,952 --> 00:33:29,921 - Matthew! - Life's hard enough, for fuck's sake. 589 00:33:29,988 --> 00:33:32,786 - I'm still researching. - Everyone's gotta work, Matthew. 590 00:33:32,857 --> 00:33:34,791 Don't you understand? I'm unemployed full time. 591 00:33:34,859 --> 00:33:37,851 - I ain't got enough hours in the fucking day. - '' Hours in the fucking day''? 592 00:33:37,929 --> 00:33:40,420 You ain't even here in the fucking day. And take this with you and all, 593 00:33:40,498 --> 00:33:43,331 -you fucking little-- - Yeah? Bollocks! 594 00:33:43,401 --> 00:33:46,495 I mean, how many times have I told you? Get your own fucking flat. 595 00:33:46,571 --> 00:33:49,597 Get your own flat. You need your own flat, man. Seriously. 596 00:33:49,674 --> 00:33:52,643 It's a piece of piss. You can get it on the welfare. 597 00:33:52,711 --> 00:33:54,736 Where am I gonna go, for fuck's sake? 598 00:33:54,813 --> 00:33:58,442 Fuck. I don't know. What the fuck do you care? 599 00:33:58,516 --> 00:34:00,780 As long as it's got a fucking phone line, it's all right, isn't it? 600 00:34:00,852 --> 00:34:02,786 Fuck off, you cunt. 601 00:34:02,921 --> 00:34:06,687 [Jip Narrating ] I can't fucking relax. Glad to see I'm not alone. 602 00:34:06,758 --> 00:34:09,727 I really want to lose my inhibitions. You know, be able to talk to strangers. 603 00:34:09,794 --> 00:34:12,661 Break the ice. But I can't be arsed either. 604 00:34:12,731 --> 00:34:14,926 I don't need this stress on my night off. 605 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,595 Britain, chill the fuck out and then show me how to do it. 606 00:34:18,670 --> 00:34:21,070 I think it's time for a new national anthem. 607 00:34:21,139 --> 00:34:23,573 You know? One I can relate to. 608 00:35:00,078 --> 00:35:02,012 [Jip Narrating ] Yeah, well, maybe not. 609 00:35:41,353 --> 00:35:45,153 [Jip ] No, no, Moff, Moff. This is not funny, man. Don't fuck about. 610 00:35:45,223 --> 00:35:48,624 Look, I-- Look, I just don't understand. I-I had it in here. I had it in here. 611 00:35:48,693 --> 00:35:51,093 Have you left it in the pub? 612 00:35:51,162 --> 00:35:54,529 No, I didn't take me wallet out once. I was paying with shrapnel in there. That's why-- 613 00:35:54,599 --> 00:35:56,533 All right. Well, maybe there are tickets on the door. 614 00:35:56,601 --> 00:35:58,626 No way. No way. Not tonight. 615 00:35:58,703 --> 00:36:02,139 This is not gonna happen, man. No way is this gonna happen. 616 00:36:02,207 --> 00:36:04,141 Okay, what's the-- What's the owner of this club called? 617 00:36:04,209 --> 00:36:08,111 - Peter. - No, it's not Peter. It's a Spanish name. Pablo. 618 00:36:08,179 --> 00:36:10,204 Pablo Hassan. No way, mate. 619 00:36:10,281 --> 00:36:12,806 - Pablo Hassan. - No, mate. Don't even think about it. 620 00:36:12,884 --> 00:36:15,148 - No, sweetheart. You can't. - No, seriously, right? 621 00:36:15,220 --> 00:36:18,781 Ten minutes. If I'm not back here in ten minutes, I'll see you in there, right? 622 00:36:18,857 --> 00:36:22,156 - Ten minutes, it's all right. -Jip. 623 00:36:22,227 --> 00:36:24,161 - Excuse me, mate. - What? 624 00:36:24,229 --> 00:36:26,163 I'm from Mix mag. Got an appointment with Mr. Hassan. 625 00:36:26,231 --> 00:36:30,065 -Jip, sweetheart, no. It's not worth it. - Go on, my son. Go on, my son. 626 00:36:30,135 --> 00:36:32,626 - I'm a bit late, mate. Do you know what I mean? - Whoa. 627 00:36:32,704 --> 00:36:36,265 - Oh, no. It's not worth it, man. - Have a bit of faith. 628 00:36:36,341 --> 00:36:38,832 I've got an appointment with your boss. Can I go in, please? 629 00:36:38,910 --> 00:36:42,607 - Pablo Hassan. - Listen to me. This geezer's never let me down yet. 630 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,614 - I'm telling you now. - He's not gonna get in. 631 00:36:49,287 --> 00:36:51,312 Doesn't fuck about, does he? 632 00:36:53,658 --> 00:36:56,092 [Jip Narrating ] Jip, what the fuck are you doing, man? 633 00:36:56,161 --> 00:37:00,063 This is Pablo Hassan. A complete schizophrenic cokehead. 634 00:37:00,131 --> 00:37:04,693 If he reckons you're fucking with him, his boys are gonna fucking maim you, man. 635 00:37:04,769 --> 00:37:08,603 Ah, but he likes to think himself as a bit of a businessman,yeah? 636 00:37:08,673 --> 00:37:12,666 Yeah. And I came here to do business. 637 00:37:12,744 --> 00:37:16,441 Hiya. Pablo Hassan? Tony Trueman. Sorry I'm late. 638 00:37:16,514 --> 00:37:18,880 - I don't know anything about this, man. - No? 639 00:37:18,950 --> 00:37:21,817 - No. - [ Exhales ] 640 00:37:21,886 --> 00:37:25,947 Oh, uh-- My secretary phoned here yesterday afternoon. 641 00:37:26,024 --> 00:37:30,552 She, um-- She spoke to someone here, arranged a meeting for tonight. 8:00. 642 00:37:30,628 --> 00:37:34,758 - It's all news to me, man. - [ Sighing ] Oh, God. Don't believe this. 643 00:37:34,833 --> 00:37:40,135 Well, basically, what it is-- Mix mag, yeah, have done a survey of Welsh clubs. 644 00:37:40,205 --> 00:37:45,040 The Asylum has been voted the best club atmosphere in the whole of Wales. 645 00:37:45,109 --> 00:37:47,043 - Nice one. - [Jip Narrating ] He's going for it. 646 00:37:47,111 --> 00:37:49,136 Yeah. We're gonna do a, a double-page spread. 647 00:37:49,214 --> 00:37:51,842 I interview yourself, obviously, resident D.J.'s, 648 00:37:51,916 --> 00:37:54,180 uh, some of the clubbers, shoot everything. 649 00:37:54,252 --> 00:37:56,880 -[Jip Narrating ] Jip,you're overdoing it, man. - You wanna do it now, yeah? 650 00:37:56,955 --> 00:37:58,889 -[Jip Narrating ] Don't blow it. - Well-- 651 00:37:58,957 --> 00:38:01,755 Well, you see, that's the only problem. You're not gonna believe this. 652 00:38:01,826 --> 00:38:04,795 Just got down here from London, right? And I've just found out... 653 00:38:04,863 --> 00:38:09,163 my photographer was involved in a fucking car crash on the way here tonight, man. 654 00:38:09,234 --> 00:38:13,227 -[Jip Narrating ] What am I talking about? - It's nothing serious, it's-- 655 00:38:13,304 --> 00:38:16,330 - It just means we can't do it tonight. - You mean to tell me... 656 00:38:16,407 --> 00:38:19,205 you drove all the way down here from London just so you can't give an interview? 657 00:38:19,277 --> 00:38:21,302 [Jip Narrating ] It's all over,Jip. You fucked it up. 658 00:38:21,379 --> 00:38:23,540 [ Chuckling ] I know. It's-- 659 00:38:23,615 --> 00:38:26,345 For fuck's sake. I'm sorry about this, mate. 660 00:38:26,417 --> 00:38:28,476 Can I use your phone? Someone's made a big fuck up here. 661 00:38:28,553 --> 00:38:32,546 I wanna talk to my secretary to sort this out. Cheers. 662 00:38:36,094 --> 00:38:38,619 Come on, come on. 663 00:38:38,696 --> 00:38:42,757 Carmel. Yeah, it's me. Yeah, I'm in Wales. 664 00:38:42,834 --> 00:38:45,735 Listen, what the fuck's going on? I'm with Pablo Hassan now. It's-- 665 00:38:45,803 --> 00:38:48,533 Yeah, all right. Yeah, all right. I don't wanna hear it. 666 00:38:48,606 --> 00:38:51,973 Listen, has Danny Rampling confirmed his set tomorrow night at the ministry? 667 00:38:52,043 --> 00:38:55,479 - Danny who, love? - He did. Okay. All right. 668 00:38:55,547 --> 00:38:59,142 Cheers, Carmel. Oh, have you heard any more about Scott's accident? 669 00:38:59,217 --> 00:39:02,653 - What accident? - Yeah, okay. All right. See you later. 670 00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:05,621 [ Dial Tone ] 671 00:39:05,690 --> 00:39:10,093 Dizzy bitch. Cheers, mate. Uh-- 672 00:39:10,161 --> 00:39:12,721 I can't do tomorrow night. Uh-- 673 00:39:12,797 --> 00:39:15,595 - Next Friday night? Is that all right with you? - Yeah, we'll go for that. 674 00:39:15,667 --> 00:39:19,728 Nice one. Sorry about the fuck up tonight, mate. I promise we'll get it right next time. 675 00:39:19,804 --> 00:39:22,671 - All right, Tony. - All right. I'll see you next Friday, mate. 676 00:39:22,740 --> 00:39:25,868 [Jip Narrating ] He who dares, my son. He who dares. 677 00:39:25,944 --> 00:39:28,674 Nice one, mate. Nice one. 678 00:39:28,746 --> 00:39:31,613 [ Dance ] 679 00:40:25,103 --> 00:40:27,196 [ Lee Narrating ] Wonder how the drug system works in here. 680 00:40:30,608 --> 00:40:34,169 Every club is different, but in the Asylum, it's the manager. 681 00:40:34,245 --> 00:40:38,409 He has a string of homeboys dealing the pukka E's to the party people in the club. 682 00:40:38,483 --> 00:40:40,849 He makes the most coin out of this enterprise. 683 00:40:40,918 --> 00:40:43,910 His homies will make just a couple of quid on each pukka. 684 00:40:43,988 --> 00:40:46,957 His homies are also scoping for other dealers on the block. 685 00:40:47,025 --> 00:40:49,960 When the homies have an illegitimate pukka '' E'' dealer in their website, 686 00:40:50,028 --> 00:40:51,962 they tell the bouncers. 687 00:40:52,030 --> 00:40:55,693 The bouncers grip him, nab his stash and kick him out with a physical warning. 688 00:40:55,767 --> 00:40:59,965 Gives the pukka E's to their homies and they knock out to the kids in the club. 689 00:41:00,038 --> 00:41:02,063 What's your name? What have you had? 690 00:41:02,140 --> 00:41:05,041 Reach for the lasers. Safe as fuck. 691 00:41:14,052 --> 00:41:15,986 [ Crowd Cheering ] 692 00:41:28,366 --> 00:41:32,928 [ Women Shouting ] Hi,Jerry! We came all the way from Cardiff to say hi! 693 00:41:33,004 --> 00:41:35,131 [ Woman ] Excuse me, girls. Hi, we're doing a documentary... 694 00:41:35,206 --> 00:41:38,073 for television on the British club culture. 695 00:41:38,142 --> 00:41:40,269 - Would you mind answering a few question? - Yeah, fire away. 696 00:41:40,344 --> 00:41:43,245 Ah, great. Okay, Eric? Okay. 697 00:41:43,314 --> 00:41:46,374 Um, can I start by asking why you come to these nights? 698 00:41:46,451 --> 00:41:48,646 Oh, I'd like to answer that one, if I may. 699 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:50,654 Sure. Go ahead. 700 00:41:50,722 --> 00:41:54,385 To get absolutely trashed. 701 00:41:54,459 --> 00:41:58,259 - Do you take ecstasy? - No, no. Well, we used to, 702 00:41:58,329 --> 00:42:01,560 but now we just jack up heroin and float around the club. 703 00:42:01,632 --> 00:42:03,497 You take heroin to come to the club? 704 00:42:03,568 --> 00:42:07,299 Yeah, well, we never used to, but then we saw Trainspotting, didn't we? 705 00:42:07,371 --> 00:42:09,339 And that just made us want to do it. 706 00:42:09,407 --> 00:42:13,503 And sometimes if we watch NewJack City before we go out, we smoke a bit of crack too. 707 00:42:13,578 --> 00:42:16,445 We just seem to be so impressionable. 708 00:42:16,514 --> 00:42:19,312 Well, it's the youth of today, you see. 709 00:42:19,383 --> 00:42:21,943 They need older people to show them how to live. 710 00:42:22,019 --> 00:42:26,683 Yeah. See, we learn from their mistakes because they've done it all before. 711 00:42:26,758 --> 00:42:29,056 - Yeah. Look atJimi Hendrix. - And Elvis. 712 00:42:29,127 --> 00:42:31,493 - And Sting. - Sting's not dead yet. 713 00:42:31,562 --> 00:42:35,464 - No, but he should be. [ Laughing ] - [ Laughing ] 714 00:42:35,533 --> 00:42:37,592 Oh, uh, sorry. Do you have the time? 715 00:42:37,668 --> 00:42:39,602 Um,yeah, it's quarter to 1:00. 716 00:42:39,670 --> 00:42:42,366 Oh, shit. We've gotta go. We're late for our next hit. 717 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,374 - Hi, Mom! - Hi, Mom! 718 00:42:56,587 --> 00:42:58,953 Right. I'm gonna tell you something. 719 00:42:59,023 --> 00:43:03,187 If this ever spreads, I will fucking die, right? 720 00:43:03,261 --> 00:43:07,357 I know you won't. I know , I know, but I'm just saying. Yeah? 721 00:43:07,431 --> 00:43:09,365 - Okay. Are you ready? - Yeah. 722 00:43:09,433 --> 00:43:11,367 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 723 00:43:11,435 --> 00:43:13,869 - All right. -[Jip Narrating ] You're gonna regret this in the morning,Jip. 724 00:43:13,938 --> 00:43:16,202 I am sexually paranoid. 725 00:43:16,274 --> 00:43:19,903 I'm sexually paranoid. I'm sexually paranoid. 726 00:43:24,782 --> 00:43:28,479 Welcome to the '90s,Jip. 727 00:43:28,553 --> 00:43:30,885 Seriously. Sorry. Go on. 728 00:43:30,955 --> 00:43:34,721 Well, I kiss girls and all, yeah? And it's fine. 729 00:43:34,792 --> 00:43:39,422 And as soon as I sense that they want sex, 730 00:43:39,497 --> 00:43:42,933 I just make my fucking excuses and I'm out of there, man. 731 00:43:44,235 --> 00:43:48,296 - I know. It's pathetic. I know it is. - No, no. 732 00:43:48,372 --> 00:43:52,240 Everything happens for a reason,Jip. 733 00:43:52,310 --> 00:43:55,245 Yeah, but this is not me, Lu. Do you know what I-- This is not me. 734 00:43:56,314 --> 00:43:58,248 Give me an example. 735 00:44:00,518 --> 00:44:03,715 - An example? - Mm-hmm. 736 00:44:03,788 --> 00:44:05,813 All right. Uh-- 737 00:44:11,629 --> 00:44:13,563 What had you been doing? 738 00:44:13,631 --> 00:44:17,431 Well, I was stoned. Absolutely stoned out me trumpet, man. 739 00:44:19,704 --> 00:44:23,231 - You just do not look like you're enjoying this at all. - I know, I know. 740 00:44:23,307 --> 00:44:25,673 - Listen to this, listen to this. - [ Thinking ] She's more experienced than you. 741 00:44:25,743 --> 00:44:30,112 She's gonna see your cock soon. Say she's disappointed. Stop thinking this shit! 742 00:44:30,181 --> 00:44:32,877 Come on. You're gonna fuck the arse off her. She's gonna love it. 743 00:44:32,950 --> 00:44:36,545 Say if you lose it during sex. I bet she's had some amazing shags in her time. 744 00:44:36,621 --> 00:44:40,614 Oh, shut up, shut up! Oh, no. Fuck. Oh, it's going down. 745 00:44:40,691 --> 00:44:44,457 - Oh, God, please, please do me this solid. - [ Yelling ] 746 00:44:44,528 --> 00:44:48,692 - [ Laughing ] - Listen to this, listen to this. 747 00:44:48,766 --> 00:44:52,725 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 748 00:44:52,803 --> 00:44:55,397 Are you okay? 749 00:44:55,473 --> 00:44:59,807 Yeah, yeah. I'm, I'm fine. Uh. 750 00:44:59,877 --> 00:45:03,074 Just a bit tired, that's all. Sorry. 751 00:45:08,319 --> 00:45:13,086 - I've never had that happen to me before. - She's making it worse, man! 752 00:45:13,157 --> 00:45:15,148 It was my fault. If it wasn't for the way my head was thinking, 753 00:45:15,226 --> 00:45:17,160 everything would've been fine. 754 00:45:17,228 --> 00:45:21,324 That is bollocks. We're not fucking robots. There's no rules to sex. 755 00:45:24,035 --> 00:45:27,198 I've gotta get up in the morning. I'd better go, okay? 756 00:45:27,271 --> 00:45:29,865 Um, okay. 757 00:45:29,941 --> 00:45:32,375 [ Chuckling ] Oh, no. 758 00:45:32,443 --> 00:45:36,106 Now she's paranoid. She thinks it's to do with her. 759 00:45:36,180 --> 00:45:39,877 - Yeah. - Yeah. I'll, I'll give you a call, yeah? 760 00:45:42,186 --> 00:45:44,814 Bye. 761 00:45:44,889 --> 00:45:47,221 All I could think was-- 762 00:45:49,026 --> 00:45:52,325 Fuck me. I'm impotent. 763 00:45:54,832 --> 00:45:59,360 [ Chuckling ] Poor baby. 764 00:45:59,437 --> 00:46:01,371 Come here. 765 00:46:42,413 --> 00:46:44,677 [Jip Narrating ] The present has gone. 766 00:46:44,749 --> 00:46:47,547 Fantasy is a part of reality, 767 00:46:47,618 --> 00:46:49,882 and we take the brakes off. 768 00:46:49,954 --> 00:46:53,185 We're thinking clearly, yet not thinking at all. 769 00:46:54,291 --> 00:46:56,953 And this feels right. 770 00:46:57,028 --> 00:46:59,792 We stop trying to control things. 771 00:46:59,864 --> 00:47:03,664 Warm rush of chemicals through us. 772 00:47:03,734 --> 00:47:05,702 We're fluctuating. 773 00:47:06,771 --> 00:47:09,638 Is this brain damage? 774 00:47:09,707 --> 00:47:14,235 We forget all the pain and the hurt in life. We wanna go somewhere else. 775 00:47:14,311 --> 00:47:17,303 We're not threatened by people anymore. 776 00:47:17,381 --> 00:47:21,875 All our insecurities have evaporated. 777 00:47:21,952 --> 00:47:25,513 We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. 778 00:47:25,589 --> 00:47:28,956 We're spacemen orbiting the Earth. 779 00:47:29,026 --> 00:47:32,985 Yeah, the world looks beautiful from here, man. 780 00:47:33,064 --> 00:47:38,092 We're nympholeptics desiring for the unobtainable. 781 00:47:38,169 --> 00:47:42,401 We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. 782 00:47:42,473 --> 00:47:46,842 So many ideas. So little memory. 783 00:47:46,911 --> 00:47:51,007 The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. 784 00:47:51,082 --> 00:47:54,882 We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. 785 00:47:54,952 --> 00:47:58,683 We flow in unison. We're together. 786 00:47:58,756 --> 00:48:00,986 I wish this was real. 787 00:48:01,058 --> 00:48:04,118 We want a universal level of togetherness... 788 00:48:04,195 --> 00:48:07,426 where we're comfortable with everyone. 789 00:48:07,498 --> 00:48:11,764 We're in rhythm. Part of a movement. 790 00:48:11,836 --> 00:48:16,569 A movement to escape. We wave good-bye. 791 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,404 Ultimately, we just wanna be happy. 792 00:48:20,544 --> 00:48:22,739 Yeah. Yeah. 793 00:48:22,813 --> 00:48:25,805 [ Chuckles ] Hang on. 794 00:48:25,883 --> 00:48:29,046 What, what the fuck was I just talking about? 795 00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,054 [ Laughing ] 796 00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:13,196 [Jip Narrating ] Koop is having severe trouble adjusting to the love boat, man. 797 00:49:13,264 --> 00:49:15,824 He gets jealous of men even looking at Nina. 798 00:49:15,900 --> 00:49:19,666 You know, he feels threatened by any bloke that speaks to her. 799 00:49:19,737 --> 00:49:24,037 Nina knows a lot of people. I mean, she's a really affectionate character. 800 00:49:24,108 --> 00:49:26,269 But she's fallen for Koop in a big way. 801 00:49:26,343 --> 00:49:30,006 He's so fucking lucky, man. I'd do anything to have what he's got. 802 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,776 But he's stupid,you know? He's fucking it up with his male ego. 803 00:49:32,850 --> 00:49:35,546 He gets paranoid with everyone, man. 804 00:49:35,619 --> 00:49:38,281 Shit, he even gets it with his mates. 805 00:49:44,995 --> 00:49:47,293 [ Thinking ] You wanna fuck her, don't you? 806 00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:51,359 - No. - Don't fucking lie to me. 807 00:49:51,435 --> 00:49:55,201 You've been staring at her arse for the last ten minutes. 808 00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,673 Yeah, all right. Fair play, Koop. But fuck me, she's horny as fuck. 809 00:49:59,743 --> 00:50:02,507 I mean, I ain't gonna do nothing, am I? She's your bird, for fuck's sake. 810 00:50:02,580 --> 00:50:04,741 Yeah, that's right. She's my bird. My fucking bird. 811 00:50:04,815 --> 00:50:06,749 Do you understand that? So stop looking at her. 812 00:50:06,817 --> 00:50:08,910 - You can't stop me looking at her, Koop. - How dare you... 813 00:50:08,986 --> 00:50:11,318 imagine fancying Nina, you cunt, Moff!. 814 00:50:11,388 --> 00:50:13,822 Hold up a minute. Hold up. 815 00:50:13,891 --> 00:50:16,416 What are you, the fucking thought police or something? What this, what? 816 00:50:16,493 --> 00:50:18,461 Listen, Moff, you can look at any other girl in here. 817 00:50:18,529 --> 00:50:20,793 Pick 'em. There's plenty to choose from.Just not her. 818 00:50:20,864 --> 00:50:23,128 Yeah, Koop. I'm with you 1 00%, mate. 819 00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:26,226 But, I mean, how do I know the next bird ain't gonna have a bloke? 820 00:50:26,303 --> 00:50:28,237 No, no, fuck that, Moff. Fuck it! 821 00:50:28,305 --> 00:50:31,172 Because it wouldn't matter to you anyway. You'd still imagine fucking her, wouldn't you? 822 00:50:31,242 --> 00:50:33,608 Yeah. Do you know why you know the answer to that, Koop? 823 00:50:33,677 --> 00:50:35,611 Why do I know that, Moff?. Why do I know? 824 00:50:35,679 --> 00:50:38,011 Because you're just the same as the rest of us, mate. 825 00:50:55,165 --> 00:50:58,259 - So, babe, was it fucking proper or what? - I had a shit hot time. 826 00:50:58,335 --> 00:51:00,929 Listen, there's a party happening in Super Ely, all right? 827 00:51:01,005 --> 00:51:03,565 - Yeah, I know. I'm going with my mates. - What mates? 828 00:51:03,641 --> 00:51:06,610 - My mates. - Nice one, Lee. I'll see you in the wheels, all right, man? 829 00:51:06,677 --> 00:51:09,510 True, man. Nice, nice. 830 00:51:09,580 --> 00:51:12,242 - I'll see you in a bit, yeah? - Yeah. 831 00:51:12,316 --> 00:51:14,648 Who the fuck are those dodgy fuckers? 832 00:51:16,754 --> 00:51:18,688 Lee? 833 00:51:21,191 --> 00:51:24,786 - [ Coughing ] - [ Laughing ] 834 00:51:30,567 --> 00:51:34,401 - Your mother! Your mother! - You bumberclot! 835 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,372 Shine on 836 00:51:38,442 --> 00:51:43,709 Let the light of love grow stronger 837 00:51:43,781 --> 00:51:46,306 Shine on 838 00:51:46,383 --> 00:51:48,317 You're the sun in my heart 839 00:51:48,385 --> 00:51:51,320 -[ Continues Indistinct ] - Fuckin' hell, mate. It's like a fucking video game, this. 840 00:51:51,388 --> 00:51:54,551 Fucking lights and shit everywhere. [ Laughs ] 841 00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:58,494 Whoo! 842 00:51:58,562 --> 00:52:02,293 Yeah, yeah, yeah! I know you gonna dig this! 843 00:52:02,366 --> 00:52:05,631 Oh, yeah, baby. Come on, come on. 844 00:52:05,703 --> 00:52:08,501 - Come on! - [ Indistinct Chattering, Shouting ] 845 00:52:10,674 --> 00:52:13,609 Now I'm gonna take you on a guided tour of the club casualties. 846 00:52:13,677 --> 00:52:17,477 - So come on! - Right! Let's do it! 847 00:52:17,548 --> 00:52:20,108 We're all getting laid tonight! 848 00:52:20,184 --> 00:52:22,379 Oh! Oh! 849 00:52:25,055 --> 00:52:26,989 Fuckin' hell. It's Dynasty! 850 00:52:27,057 --> 00:52:28,991 [ Dance ] 851 00:52:47,341 --> 00:52:50,003 - All right, babe? - What the fuck you doing to me? 852 00:52:50,077 --> 00:52:52,807 - What are you talking about? - Talking to that bloke in the club. 853 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,713 - You kept on touching his chest. - Did I? Who? 854 00:52:55,783 --> 00:52:58,251 You fucking know who. 855 00:52:58,319 --> 00:53:00,344 Right in front of me as well. 856 00:53:00,421 --> 00:53:03,288 You know, it scares me to imagine what you're like when I'm not around. 857 00:53:03,357 --> 00:53:06,258 Yeah, this all sounds a bit familiar really, doesn't it, lovely? 858 00:53:06,327 --> 00:53:09,194 Yeah, well, how about a little bit of consideration, eh? 859 00:53:09,263 --> 00:53:12,528 I don't want you talking like that with other boys. It affects me. 860 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,933 Look, Koop, I really can't be pissed with this one again tonight. 861 00:53:16,003 --> 00:53:19,734 I haven't done anything wrong. You're just being paranoid. 862 00:53:19,807 --> 00:53:21,741 Sort it out, for fuck's sake. 863 00:53:21,809 --> 00:53:23,834 Would you like it-- Would you like it if I was flirting with a girl... 864 00:53:23,911 --> 00:53:25,845 while I kept on touching her chest, would you? 865 00:53:25,913 --> 00:53:29,508 - Only if she had better tits than me. - No, fuck off, Nin. 866 00:53:29,583 --> 00:53:31,574 Don't give me that shit. 867 00:53:31,652 --> 00:53:33,916 You always-- You always-- 868 00:53:33,988 --> 00:53:36,388 You're always touching people, aren't you? 869 00:53:36,457 --> 00:53:41,224 But that doesn't mean to say I'm flirting with anyone, for fuck's sake! 870 00:53:41,295 --> 00:53:44,389 I don't know how much more reassurance I can give you. 871 00:53:44,465 --> 00:53:46,660 What do I have to do? 872 00:53:48,002 --> 00:53:50,596 Don't you trust me? 873 00:53:50,671 --> 00:53:53,663 Answer me! Don't you trust me, Koop? 874 00:53:55,076 --> 00:53:58,136 [ Scoffs ] 875 00:53:58,312 --> 00:54:01,611 Yeah, man, Star Wars is definitely about drug culture, man. 876 00:54:01,682 --> 00:54:03,980 There's no fucking question. It has to be, man. 877 00:54:04,051 --> 00:54:05,985 You're telling me, And. You're telling me. 878 00:54:06,053 --> 00:54:08,214 I mean, what was Jabba smoking in that big glass pipe? 879 00:54:08,289 --> 00:54:10,484 Come on! What are we, thick? You know what I mean? 880 00:54:10,558 --> 00:54:12,685 - It was fucking opium. - Of course it was opium! You know it was! 881 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,092 You see his tongue, man? And that fucking tail! 882 00:54:15,162 --> 00:54:17,323 Listen, listen, Han Solo, yeah? 883 00:54:17,398 --> 00:54:19,923 He's got a smuggling compartment in the Millennium Falcon, isn't he? 884 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,127 He's only an intergalactic smack dealer, isn't he? 885 00:54:22,203 --> 00:54:24,137 Fucking gets up there! 886 00:54:24,205 --> 00:54:27,140 Listen, Yoda, man, as well. He's been coming down for about 500 years. 887 00:54:27,208 --> 00:54:29,142 - Of course he is, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's fucked, the poor bastard. 888 00:54:29,210 --> 00:54:32,270 He's used to be, you know, really tall and handsome, but you know, you know-- 889 00:54:32,346 --> 00:54:34,280 - What, like Chewbacca? - Yeah. 890 00:54:34,348 --> 00:54:36,316 - [ Trilling ] - [ Howling ] Can't do it. You know what I mean. 891 00:54:36,383 --> 00:54:39,181 - Now he's fucking-- Now he's like two foot high... - Yeah. 892 00:54:39,253 --> 00:54:42,086 - and, and fucking pointed tabs, white hair and hooves. - Hooves. 893 00:54:42,156 --> 00:54:44,886 That's what I was gonna say. The fucking hooves, man. What a comedown. 894 00:54:44,959 --> 00:54:47,325 What about the emperor? The fucking emperor. 895 00:54:47,394 --> 00:54:49,760 The king crackhead of the galaxy, yeah? 896 00:54:49,830 --> 00:54:51,889 He's got so much fucking hard cash... 897 00:54:51,966 --> 00:54:54,696 from selling crack to space junkies, yeah? 898 00:54:54,769 --> 00:54:57,897 He's only gone and built his own planet, you know what I mean? 899 00:54:57,972 --> 00:54:59,940 - On drug money. - The fucking Death Star. 900 00:55:00,007 --> 00:55:02,908 - The Death Star! - And he's sat in there going like, 901 00:55:02,977 --> 00:55:04,911 ''Come on, more power! More power!'' 902 00:55:04,979 --> 00:55:07,106 - It's like, you know, and Yoda's like-- - Yeah, yeah. 903 00:55:07,181 --> 00:55:09,115 And he's in chilled-out land. 904 00:55:09,183 --> 00:55:12,209 - Yeah, be suited and all that. - Be creative, yeah. 905 00:55:16,023 --> 00:55:18,355 What was I talking about? 906 00:55:18,425 --> 00:55:20,985 - Huh? - What was I talking about? 907 00:55:21,061 --> 00:55:23,086 - What,just now? - Yeah. 908 00:55:26,433 --> 00:55:28,799 - Your dad. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 909 00:55:28,869 --> 00:55:30,962 Yeah, well, tell you what, mate. 910 00:55:31,038 --> 00:55:33,029 Thing about my old boy is, is that I love him and that. 911 00:55:33,107 --> 00:55:36,270 He's always been there for me and... 912 00:55:36,343 --> 00:55:40,609 always spoke to me on my level and that when I was a kid, yeah, 913 00:55:40,681 --> 00:55:43,980 but I'll tell you what. 914 00:55:44,051 --> 00:55:47,145 - I'm really worried about him. - You're worried about him? 915 00:55:47,221 --> 00:55:49,451 - Yeah. - Why, man? 916 00:55:49,523 --> 00:55:51,991 Why? 917 00:55:52,059 --> 00:55:54,050 He thinks I'm two identical twins... 918 00:55:54,128 --> 00:55:56,596 pretending to be the same person. 919 00:55:56,664 --> 00:55:58,689 Keeps calling me Leon. 920 00:55:59,967 --> 00:56:03,061 [ Sighs ] Fucking hell. 921 00:56:03,137 --> 00:56:06,664 Yeah, mate. And I'll tell you what. 922 00:56:06,740 --> 00:56:09,903 He's getting worse in there as well. 923 00:56:09,977 --> 00:56:13,743 Those drugs they're giving him, they're fucking his head up, mate. 924 00:56:15,950 --> 00:56:17,941 Fuck. 925 00:56:20,020 --> 00:56:24,013 - So, what, he thinks you're two people? - Yeah. 926 00:56:24,091 --> 00:56:26,218 - Fuck. - Yeah. 927 00:56:26,293 --> 00:56:28,761 Fair play, man. That's pretty west, isn't it? 928 00:56:30,664 --> 00:56:34,532 Yeah, but you know, sanity, man, how do you define that? 929 00:56:34,602 --> 00:56:37,366 You know, how do you define sanity, you know? 930 00:56:37,438 --> 00:56:39,668 You know, who's to to say that, you know, the people that, 931 00:56:39,740 --> 00:56:41,708 you know, supposed to be mad, you know, 932 00:56:41,775 --> 00:56:44,642 who's to say that they're, you know, just not tapped into... 933 00:56:44,712 --> 00:56:47,044 - a higher sensory perception or something, you know? - Hmm. Mmm. 934 00:56:47,114 --> 00:56:50,572 Into, you know, a different kind of universe, they're way ahead, you know? 935 00:56:50,651 --> 00:56:54,087 - You know? And we just haven't caught up yet. - Ah. 936 00:56:54,154 --> 00:56:56,145 Listen to this. 937 00:56:56,223 --> 00:57:00,182 The emperor wants to control outer space. 938 00:57:00,261 --> 00:57:05,198 Yoda wants to explore inner space. 939 00:57:05,266 --> 00:57:09,202 That's the fundamental difference between the good and the bad sides... 940 00:57:09,270 --> 00:57:11,295 of the Force. 941 00:57:16,710 --> 00:57:21,170 - Shit. Shit. - You know what I mean? Fuck! 942 00:57:21,248 --> 00:57:24,911 - Fuck's sake, man! - I just don't know where it comes from sometimes, And. 943 00:57:24,985 --> 00:57:27,215 Do you know what I mean? It frightens me. 944 00:57:27,288 --> 00:57:30,348 There's not a problem that I can't fix 'cause I can do it in the mix 945 00:57:30,424 --> 00:57:32,915 And if your man gives you trouble,just you move out on the double 946 00:57:32,993 --> 00:57:34,961 And you don't let it trouble your brain 947 00:57:35,029 --> 00:57:39,261 'Cause away goes trouble down the drain 948 00:57:39,333 --> 00:57:42,894 Said away goes trouble down the drain 949 00:57:42,970 --> 00:57:48,237 I want E.T.'s to abduct me from planet Cardiff. 950 00:57:48,309 --> 00:57:52,473 - Come on, you fuckers! Let's go! - [ Laughing ] 951 00:57:57,584 --> 00:57:59,916 You can't blame them for not coming though. 952 00:57:59,987 --> 00:58:04,321 I mean, they've only gotta fucking check out the 1 0:00 News... 953 00:58:04,391 --> 00:58:09,795 and check out all the murders and diseases and wars. 954 00:58:09,863 --> 00:58:12,024 The monarchy. 955 00:58:12,099 --> 00:58:14,033 [ Both Laughing ] 956 00:58:19,239 --> 00:58:21,537 Ohh. 957 00:58:21,608 --> 00:58:26,170 Take me to a world where the drugs are free, 958 00:58:26,246 --> 00:58:28,908 the clubs have no gravity, 959 00:58:28,983 --> 00:58:32,419 and every shag guarantees an orgasm! 960 00:58:32,486 --> 00:58:35,216 Yes! Two orgasms! 961 00:58:35,289 --> 00:58:37,223 - Yes! - Yeah! 962 00:58:37,291 --> 00:58:39,953 He's a genius, um, Socrates. 963 00:58:40,027 --> 00:58:42,655 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah? And he's given it all that. 964 00:58:42,730 --> 00:58:44,698 And they're going, ''What? What, Socrates? 965 00:58:44,765 --> 00:58:46,733 Man, you're off your tit! What are you talking about?'' 966 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,325 You know, they fucking thought he was mad, you know. 967 00:58:49,403 --> 00:58:53,362 And this guy, you know, he-- he sped up evolution of mankind, you know? 968 00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:55,772 He fuckin', you know-- He was a genius, this guy. 969 00:58:55,843 --> 00:58:57,777 They thought he was crazy. You know what I mean? 970 00:58:57,845 --> 00:58:59,813 I mean, they lock these people up, right? 971 00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:01,814 But you know, they should let 'em out, man. 972 00:59:01,882 --> 00:59:04,146 They should fuckin' put these people in Parliament and that. 973 00:59:04,218 --> 00:59:06,516 You know what I mean? Fucking put them in Parliament. 974 00:59:06,587 --> 00:59:08,521 You know, they're talking sense, these people. 975 00:59:08,589 --> 00:59:12,491 Put your dad on that fucking chair in Parliament and listen to that man! 976 00:59:12,559 --> 00:59:14,618 - You know? Deal with that! - Yeah, man! 977 00:59:14,695 --> 00:59:16,629 - You know what I mean? - Yeah! 978 00:59:16,697 --> 00:59:19,063 - Fuckin' mad. Bollocks. - I mean, you know, 979 00:59:19,133 --> 00:59:21,795 we're not in hospital and that, but we're not normal, are we? 980 00:59:24,304 --> 00:59:26,636 Look. Are we fuck. 981 00:59:26,707 --> 00:59:30,507 [ Laughing ] 982 00:59:30,577 --> 00:59:33,239 Oh, my God, look at your eyes. Look at yours. 983 00:59:33,313 --> 00:59:36,407 You're fucked. You're sl-- Look at that! 984 00:59:36,483 --> 00:59:38,417 - Oh, my God! - I'm fucked. 985 00:59:38,485 --> 00:59:40,419 - Oh, my God! Oh, my, no! - You're fucked! 986 00:59:40,487 --> 00:59:42,421 - You're fucked! - You're so fucked! 987 00:59:42,489 --> 00:59:44,957 - No, no. Oh, you're-- - And look at me. 988 00:59:45,025 --> 00:59:47,687 No, I'm all right. I'm all right. 989 00:59:47,761 --> 00:59:49,956 - I'm looking fine. I feel fine. - Yeah. 990 00:59:50,030 --> 00:59:51,964 - Little bit tired I'm all right. - Yeah, well-- 991 00:59:52,032 --> 00:59:53,966 - Morning. Morning! - Morning. 992 00:59:54,034 --> 00:59:55,968 - Morning. Nurse. - [ Whistling ] 993 00:59:56,036 --> 00:59:58,027 - Nurse! - I need a piss pot. 994 00:59:58,105 --> 01:00:00,665 - I need a piss pot and a pan. - And a-- And a brush. 995 01:00:00,741 --> 01:00:03,437 - And a brush and a doctor. - And some Haagen-Dazs. 996 01:00:03,510 --> 01:00:05,978 - And some-- [ Laughs ] - And a-- And a ho! 997 01:00:06,046 --> 01:00:08,037 - Fuck it! Bring me a ho! - Bring me all that shit! 998 01:00:08,115 --> 01:00:13,178 - We gonna eat tonight! - I need a normal doctor 'cause I'm fucked! 999 01:00:19,226 --> 01:00:21,694 - I'm fucked. - [ Laughs ] 1000 01:00:21,862 --> 01:00:23,955 [ Door Opens ] 1001 01:00:26,366 --> 01:00:30,894 Now we've reached the hour of spliff politics. 1002 01:00:30,971 --> 01:00:35,567 It's the time of the night when everyone knows who's got a spliff... 1003 01:00:35,642 --> 01:00:37,701 and in which direction it's going. 1004 01:00:37,778 --> 01:00:39,712 See Casey in the hood? 1005 01:00:39,780 --> 01:00:44,843 He doesn't know Herbie, the kid skinning up next to him. 1006 01:00:47,421 --> 01:00:51,482 But to get a toke, he's got to start up some bullshit conversation, 1007 01:00:51,558 --> 01:00:54,391 and keep it going until he gets passed the spliff. 1008 01:00:54,461 --> 01:00:57,658 Smells like soap bar to me. Can't fault a bit of solid. 1009 01:00:57,731 --> 01:00:59,892 Now look at Herbie's face. 1010 01:00:59,967 --> 01:01:04,336 He knows what's up. He's just hoping Casey will run out of steam... 1011 01:01:04,404 --> 01:01:09,432 so that he can pass the spliff to his mate Felix. 1012 01:01:09,510 --> 01:01:11,944 But Casey's determined to keep on going. 1013 01:01:12,012 --> 01:01:15,914 - I grows my own shit too. -[ Marks ] He's got to be clever to get in there. 1014 01:01:15,983 --> 01:01:18,008 Just a few more laps to go. 1015 01:01:18,085 --> 01:01:21,179 Casey is doing well. He's using all his best anecdotes, 1016 01:01:21,255 --> 01:01:25,021 and Herbie now seems quite engaged in the conversation. 1017 01:01:25,092 --> 01:01:27,617 - Felix is trying to get acknowledged. - Yeah, man. 1018 01:01:27,694 --> 01:01:29,685 Fuckin' homegrown. 1019 01:01:33,467 --> 01:01:35,594 Yeah, man, that homegrown shit's good, man. 1020 01:01:35,669 --> 01:01:39,469 - But it's not working. - Ah, I just remembered, man. 1021 01:01:39,540 --> 01:01:44,239 Millsy's coming down next week with some Thai. Go out and hoof it, man. 1022 01:01:44,311 --> 01:01:47,371 Now it looks like it's all been a waste of time and energy. 1023 01:01:47,447 --> 01:01:49,972 - Millsy? Millsy from Roath? - Yeah. 1024 01:01:50,050 --> 01:01:53,110 - But he counters. - Oh, I knows Millsy from down Silhouettes. 1025 01:01:53,187 --> 01:01:55,621 It's neck and neck here at the last lap. 1026 01:01:55,689 --> 01:01:58,283 - Hello, my little space kitten. - Fuckin' hell! 1027 01:01:58,358 --> 01:02:00,918 - Give us a toke on that. - Boomshanka! 1028 01:02:03,030 --> 01:02:06,591 An interception! 1029 01:02:06,667 --> 01:02:08,692 But that's always the chance you take. 1030 01:02:08,769 --> 01:02:10,964 [ Door Closes ] 1031 01:02:11,138 --> 01:02:14,938 [ Lulu ] Round and round the garden like a teddy bear. 1032 01:02:15,008 --> 01:02:17,977 [Jip Chuckles ] Who's your teddy bear? 1033 01:02:19,713 --> 01:02:23,012 - One step, two steps-- - Don't tickle me, don't tickle me. 1034 01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:25,074 - Seriously. - I'm not going to. 1035 01:02:25,152 --> 01:02:27,245 I'm not gonna tickle you. I promise. 1036 01:02:27,321 --> 01:02:29,255 - Come here. - Where's your hand going? 1037 01:02:29,323 --> 01:02:31,814 I'm not gonna tickle you. I promise. 1038 01:02:34,061 --> 01:02:37,462 [ Thinking ] Please kiss me. Come on. 1039 01:02:37,531 --> 01:02:41,262 [ Thinking ] I don't know whether I'm reading this wrongly because I'm off my tits, 1040 01:02:41,335 --> 01:02:43,599 but does she want me to kiss her? 1041 01:02:43,670 --> 01:02:45,604 I'm gonna have to make the first move. 1042 01:02:45,672 --> 01:02:48,197 He's probably more nervous than I am. 1043 01:02:48,275 --> 01:02:51,676 I want to, but I'm scared. 1044 01:02:51,745 --> 01:02:55,511 If I've got this wrong, it will be so humiliating. 1045 01:03:21,408 --> 01:03:23,706 You know, it's like Vader, man, you know. 1046 01:03:23,777 --> 01:03:26,837 Bongin' really hard with a chest like that. 1047 01:03:30,517 --> 01:03:34,214 And, um, R2D2 when-- when he's-- 1048 01:03:34,288 --> 01:03:37,314 Remember that when, uh-- 1049 01:03:37,391 --> 01:03:40,019 You know-- Fuck it. 1050 01:03:49,269 --> 01:03:52,261 - You're a waste of time. -[ Dialogue Rewinds ] 1051 01:03:52,339 --> 01:03:55,706 Jip,just relax, man. Chill. It's no big deal. 1052 01:03:58,245 --> 01:04:02,181 I don't understand why you can't have sex with me. 1053 01:04:02,249 --> 01:04:04,444 -Sex with me. -[ Karen ] What's wrong? 1054 01:04:04,518 --> 01:04:09,080 Are you okay? I've never had that happen to me before. 1055 01:04:18,031 --> 01:04:20,056 There's no rush. 1056 01:04:21,568 --> 01:04:24,765 Don't be nervous. You're with me, remember? 1057 01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:29,770 Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry. 1058 01:04:29,843 --> 01:04:32,073 And don't apologize. 1059 01:04:34,181 --> 01:04:36,843 Come here. Come here. 1060 01:04:43,457 --> 01:04:45,482 [Jip Exhales ] 1061 01:04:48,795 --> 01:04:52,253 [Jip Narrating ] Well, what goes up must come down. 1062 01:04:52,332 --> 01:04:55,267 And down... and down. 1063 01:04:55,335 --> 01:04:57,860 Everyone looks ill at the end of the night. 1064 01:04:57,938 --> 01:04:59,872 We've all lost the power of speech, 1065 01:04:59,940 --> 01:05:02,500 desperately avoiding eye contact. 1066 01:05:02,576 --> 01:05:05,773 Your new soul mate that you've been talking codshit to for the past five hours... 1067 01:05:05,846 --> 01:05:09,509 about the story of creation or the fourth Star Wars film... 1068 01:05:09,583 --> 01:05:11,517 is now a complete stranger. 1069 01:05:11,585 --> 01:05:13,519 You can't even look him in the eye. 1070 01:05:13,587 --> 01:05:16,317 The only thing you've got in common now is paranoia. 1071 01:05:16,390 --> 01:05:18,517 It's coming through the walls, man. 1072 01:05:18,592 --> 01:05:21,322 The children of ecstasy aren't safe anymore. 1073 01:05:21,395 --> 01:05:23,488 We're no longer all together as one, 1074 01:05:23,563 --> 01:05:28,557 but separate mental patients that yearn to be ejected out of this poisoned atmosphere... 1075 01:05:28,635 --> 01:05:31,661 to a warm bed and friendly therapists. 1076 01:05:31,738 --> 01:05:35,105 Reality's on her way. Where am I? 1077 01:05:35,175 --> 01:05:37,336 What have I done? 1078 01:05:37,411 --> 01:05:39,345 Was it worth it? 1079 01:05:39,413 --> 01:05:43,179 And by the way, what the fuck happened here? 1080 01:05:43,250 --> 01:05:47,118 All you have to look forward to now is unconsciousness, 1081 01:05:47,187 --> 01:05:49,781 but you can never sleep. 1082 01:05:55,695 --> 01:05:57,686 [ Male Voice ] Moff?. 1083 01:06:00,267 --> 01:06:02,792 Moff. 1084 01:06:02,869 --> 01:06:04,837 I hardly recognized you. 1085 01:06:04,905 --> 01:06:07,066 Who's there? 1086 01:06:07,140 --> 01:06:09,540 Reality? 1087 01:06:09,609 --> 01:06:13,841 Reality is that--is it you? Don't-- Don't fuckin' wind me up. 1088 01:06:13,914 --> 01:06:18,476 Moff,it's me. Honestly. Where the fuck have you been? 1089 01:06:18,552 --> 01:06:21,350 Reality, it's all-- It's all gone pear-shaped, mate. 1090 01:06:23,957 --> 01:06:26,050 I don't trust anybody in this room right now. 1091 01:06:26,126 --> 01:06:28,390 And they're my good fuckin' friends. I mean, Reality-- 1092 01:06:28,462 --> 01:06:32,421 What the fuck is going on? Wh-What's happening to me, for fuck's sake? 1093 01:06:32,499 --> 01:06:34,899 Moff,you've hammered it too much for too long. 1094 01:06:34,968 --> 01:06:38,028 Knock the drugs on the head. Clear out. 1095 01:06:38,104 --> 01:06:40,197 We can work together. 1096 01:08:09,496 --> 01:08:11,964 [ Karen's Voice ] You're a waste of time. 1097 01:08:12,032 --> 01:08:14,432 [Jip Thinking ] Go away. 1098 01:08:14,501 --> 01:08:17,993 Come on, stay with her. Stay with her. 1099 01:08:18,071 --> 01:08:20,665 [ Woman ] I don't understand why you can't have sex with me. 1100 01:08:20,740 --> 01:08:22,674 Shut up! 1101 01:08:24,911 --> 01:08:26,879 Come on, come on,Jip. Don't be afraid. 1102 01:08:26,947 --> 01:08:29,848 [ Karen's Voice ] I've never had that happen to me before. 1103 01:08:29,916 --> 01:08:32,111 [ Thinking ] Go on. Go with her. Go with her. Move her. 1104 01:08:32,185 --> 01:08:34,415 Move with her. 1105 01:08:34,487 --> 01:08:36,648 [ Lulu Thinking ] Go with him. 1106 01:08:42,429 --> 01:08:44,954 [ Thinking ] Oh, look at her. She's beautiful. 1107 01:08:45,031 --> 01:08:48,330 - Hello, you. - She's enjoying it. 1108 01:08:48,401 --> 01:08:50,392 Let it go. 1109 01:08:50,470 --> 01:08:52,904 Come on, feel what she's feeling. 1110 01:08:52,973 --> 01:08:55,168 - Come on, let it go. - You want to be with her. Go with it. 1111 01:08:55,241 --> 01:08:57,573 Let it go. 1112 01:08:57,644 --> 01:09:00,704 Let it go this time, Lu. 1113 01:09:07,253 --> 01:09:13,089 [ Techno ] 1114 01:09:27,407 --> 01:09:30,570 [ Rap, Indistinct ] 1115 01:09:43,923 --> 01:09:46,391 Ready 1116 01:09:46,459 --> 01:09:48,723 Steady, go 1117 01:09:48,795 --> 01:09:51,525 -Pow, pow, pow, pow pow, pow -[ Beeping ] 1118 01:09:51,598 --> 01:09:54,761 [ Gasps ] 1119 01:09:54,834 --> 01:09:57,200 No! No! No! 1120 01:09:58,672 --> 01:10:01,539 Fuck! No fuckin' way! 1121 01:10:01,608 --> 01:10:04,771 - [ Giggles ] - Oh, for fuck's sake! 1122 01:10:04,844 --> 01:10:08,336 No, no! You're fucking dreaming. It's a fu-- 1123 01:10:12,318 --> 01:10:14,252 Hey, bitch! 1124 01:10:15,822 --> 01:10:20,418 - Wake up, bitch. - [ Yawns ] 1125 01:10:20,493 --> 01:10:24,987 - Come on. - Oh, here he is. Kickin' chicken. 1126 01:10:25,065 --> 01:10:27,863 -So what's the news, baby pop? - [ Laughs ] 1127 01:10:27,934 --> 01:10:32,303 Uh, life's amazing. [ Screaming ] 1128 01:10:32,372 --> 01:10:36,433 [ Screams ] Congratulations 1129 01:10:36,509 --> 01:10:40,741 ? And celebrations Cool it, tune it cool it, baby ? 1130 01:10:40,814 --> 01:10:43,977 - ? Cool it, babe - [ Laughs ] 1131 01:10:44,050 --> 01:10:46,746 Hey, welcome back to the world of sex, mate. 1132 01:10:46,820 --> 01:10:49,618 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 1133 01:10:49,689 --> 01:10:54,149 Once more, I am a ''fucktioning'' human being! One more time! 1134 01:10:54,227 --> 01:10:57,788 Look at him, ladies. Live, ladies and gentlemen, he's a star! 1135 01:10:57,864 --> 01:10:59,798 [ Humming ] Eh, eh, eh. 1136 01:10:59,866 --> 01:11:03,131 What the fuck was I worried about, man? 1137 01:11:03,203 --> 01:11:06,104 I told you, man, didn't I? Overthinking of the stupid little things, mate. 1138 01:11:06,172 --> 01:11:11,235 Mate, mate. Oh! [ Laughs ] 1139 01:11:11,311 --> 01:11:14,803 That's the story of my life, man. It's the story of my life. 1140 01:11:14,881 --> 01:11:18,544 - Oi, oi, oi. - [ Humming ] 1141 01:11:18,618 --> 01:11:21,678 -She, uh-- - What? 1142 01:11:21,755 --> 01:11:23,950 Did she, uh-- 1143 01:11:24,023 --> 01:11:26,719 - What? - You know. 1144 01:11:26,793 --> 01:11:28,852 [ Laughs ] What? 1145 01:11:28,928 --> 01:11:32,227 - What we were talking about the other day, mate? - I'm not answering that one. 1146 01:11:32,298 --> 01:11:35,995 - Go on. - No, no. That's disgusting. No, I'm not telling you that. 1147 01:11:36,069 --> 01:11:40,165 - What? - No. It's a personal thing between two human beings. 1148 01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:43,073 - Fuck off!. - No, forget it. I'm not answering that question. 1149 01:11:43,143 --> 01:11:46,408 Shut up! I'm your mate. 1150 01:11:46,479 --> 01:11:50,176 - Yeah. - [ Laughing ] 1151 01:11:50,250 --> 01:11:52,946 Big time! 1152 01:11:54,053 --> 01:11:58,080 [ Laughs ] Go on with your bad self!. 1153 01:11:58,158 --> 01:11:59,887 - Bitch! - Bitch! 1154 01:11:59,959 --> 01:12:01,927 You dirty bitch! [ Laughs ] 1155 01:12:01,995 --> 01:12:04,964 No, I'm telling you, it has never happened to me like that before. 1156 01:12:05,031 --> 01:12:09,161 I mean, I've had that, you know, sort of release of pleasure, but nothing like this. 1157 01:12:09,235 --> 01:12:12,864 I mean, it just came out of nowhere. I didn't have to concentrate or anything. 1158 01:12:12,939 --> 01:12:17,569 And when it did, fuck me! It was just like-- Ah! 1159 01:12:17,644 --> 01:12:20,408 Ah! Ah! 1160 01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:24,075 - [ Laughing ] - Oh, it's the most amazing feeling. 1161 01:12:24,150 --> 01:12:26,084 Did your eyes go all blurry? 1162 01:12:26,152 --> 01:12:29,178 Blurry? I went fuckin' blind for about 1 0 minutes! 1163 01:12:29,255 --> 01:12:33,123 And then he started running his finger all over my skin, 1164 01:12:33,193 --> 01:12:35,957 and it went all tingly, and I was shaking all over. 1165 01:12:36,029 --> 01:12:39,760 - Oh, it was fucking lush! - So-- 1166 01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:44,793 ? How big was his dick 1167 01:12:44,871 --> 01:12:46,805 Shut up. I can't tell you that. 1168 01:12:46,873 --> 01:12:50,741 - This big. - [ Laughing ] 1169 01:12:50,810 --> 01:12:53,404 But it fits like bric-a-brac. 1170 01:12:53,479 --> 01:12:56,744 It comes out from the root and then goes off to the side with a little twist. 1171 01:12:56,816 --> 01:12:59,444 - Diversive. - It certainly hit the spot. 1172 01:12:59,519 --> 01:13:01,987 [ Laughing ] 1173 01:13:11,164 --> 01:13:13,792 Another kid dead from taking ecstasy this week. 1174 01:13:15,468 --> 01:13:18,960 Don't know what possesses them to take it in the first place. 1175 01:13:19,038 --> 01:13:22,030 Some children just don't have the correct upbringing. 1176 01:13:22,108 --> 01:13:26,010 The parents must neglect them, and they turn to drugs as an escape. 1177 01:13:26,079 --> 01:13:29,606 No discipline. No morality. 1178 01:13:31,184 --> 01:13:33,778 No respect. 1179 01:13:33,853 --> 01:13:35,787 I just don't understand the youth of today. 1180 01:13:38,024 --> 01:13:39,958 - [ Beeps ] -[ Dialogue Rewinds ] 1181 01:13:40,026 --> 01:13:42,256 I just don't understand the youth of today. 1182 01:13:42,328 --> 01:13:45,957 - [ Beeps, Rewinds ] - I just don't understand the youth of today. 1183 01:13:46,032 --> 01:13:48,967 [ Laughing ] 1184 01:13:49,035 --> 01:13:53,096 Oh, spot on, mate. Spot on. 1185 01:13:53,172 --> 01:13:58,542 - [ Beeps, Rewinds ] - No discipline, no morality, no respect. 1186 01:13:58,611 --> 01:14:00,943 - Some children just don't have the correct upbringing. - [ Beeps, Rewinds ] 1187 01:14:01,014 --> 01:14:03,983 Some children just don't have the correct upbringing. 1188 01:14:04,050 --> 01:14:06,814 - Another kid dead. - Parents must neglect them. - [ Beeps ] 1189 01:14:06,886 --> 01:14:09,150 - I just don't understand the youth of-- - No morality. 1190 01:14:09,222 --> 01:14:12,055 - Drugs as an escape. - No discipline. - Die! 1191 01:14:12,125 --> 01:14:15,219 Yeah! We're just some happy fucking sitcom, ain't we? 1192 01:14:15,295 --> 01:14:19,322 Perfect life, perfect family, perfect fucking dining table. 1193 01:14:19,399 --> 01:14:21,333 Well, give yourself a round of applause. 1194 01:14:21,401 --> 01:14:25,030 Please! I swear, sometimes we're living on different planets... 1195 01:14:25,104 --> 01:14:29,165 because there is no fucking way of communicating with you all. 1196 01:14:29,242 --> 01:14:31,574 Who the fuck are you people anyway, eh? 1197 01:14:31,644 --> 01:14:33,908 Who the fuck are ya? 1198 01:14:41,054 --> 01:14:45,457 So, how was your weekend, Louise? 1199 01:14:45,525 --> 01:14:50,155 - I had a really excellent time, thanks, Auntie Violet. - What did you do? 1200 01:14:50,229 --> 01:14:53,460 Um, we all went to a club on Friday night, 1201 01:14:53,533 --> 01:14:57,560 and then we went to Connie's parents' house for a big party. 1202 01:14:57,637 --> 01:15:02,836 - How did you get there? -Jip drove us. 1203 01:15:02,909 --> 01:15:07,073 - He hadn't been drinking? - No, no. 1204 01:15:07,146 --> 01:15:10,013 No, he hadn't touched a drop. 1205 01:15:10,083 --> 01:15:12,108 And, uh-- [ Clears Throat ] 1206 01:15:12,185 --> 01:15:14,210 How is Jip? 1207 01:15:14,287 --> 01:15:18,246 He's really, really well. Thanks, Auntie Violet. 1208 01:15:19,926 --> 01:15:21,860 [ Chuckles ] 1209 01:15:30,169 --> 01:15:32,535 Tah-dah! 1210 01:15:35,208 --> 01:15:39,076 - Who are they for? - They're for you because you deserve it. 1211 01:15:40,913 --> 01:15:43,040 And much, much more. 1212 01:15:45,218 --> 01:15:47,413 [ Kisses ] Oh,Jip. 1213 01:15:49,722 --> 01:15:52,213 Oh, they're beautiful. You shouldn't have. 1214 01:15:52,291 --> 01:15:54,987 Yeah, I should. 1215 01:15:55,061 --> 01:15:56,995 What's for dinner? 1216 01:15:57,063 --> 01:15:59,930 - Wait and see. - [ Laughs ] 1217 01:16:02,168 --> 01:16:05,831 ? ? 1218 01:16:44,610 --> 01:16:47,101 -[ Stops Abruptly ] - Cunt. 1219 01:16:58,591 --> 01:17:03,688 Listen. Listen, youse. Listen. I really need to tell you something. 1220 01:17:03,763 --> 01:17:08,723 - I'm off the drugs big time No, I mean it. No. - [ Laughing ] 1221 01:17:08,801 --> 01:17:11,201 I'm really being serious. 1222 01:17:11,270 --> 01:17:13,704 Listen to me. 1223 01:17:13,773 --> 01:17:18,005 I've had my head up my arse for so long, 1224 01:17:18,077 --> 01:17:20,136 all I can do is think shit. 1225 01:17:20,213 --> 01:17:22,181 - [ Laughing ] - No, listen to me. I-- I'm-- 1226 01:17:22,248 --> 01:17:27,584 Listen. I'm sick of feeling like the advert for a methadone program. 1227 01:17:27,653 --> 01:17:30,315 - I'm-- I'm-- I just, I'm-- -[Jip ] Don't give me that shit. 1228 01:17:30,389 --> 01:17:33,085 The only reason you're off the drugs, right, is 'cause you fuckin'had 'em all, man. 1229 01:17:33,159 --> 01:17:35,354 [ Laughing ] 1230 01:17:35,428 --> 01:17:38,329 Future generations of fuckin' dopeheads are gonna have to toke your ashes... 1231 01:17:38,397 --> 01:17:40,592 -just to get high. - [ Laughing ] 1232 01:17:40,666 --> 01:17:42,691 No, no, I'm really being serious,yeah. 1233 01:17:42,768 --> 01:17:45,965 I'm-- I'm-- I'm coming apart at the seams,Jip. 1234 01:17:46,038 --> 01:17:48,268 I'm, uh-- [ Sighs ] 1235 01:17:48,341 --> 01:17:50,309 I'm-- I'm dissolving. That's what happening to me. 1236 01:17:50,376 --> 01:17:53,675 I'm-- I'm-- I'm dissolving. I'm-- I'm-- I'm-- 1237 01:17:53,746 --> 01:17:56,715 What I'm trying to say is, um-- 1238 01:17:56,782 --> 01:18:00,309 Another couple of good pills, and-- and that's it for me. 1239 01:18:00,386 --> 01:18:03,321 It's good night, Vienna. I mean, I really feel I'm gonna, uh-- 1240 01:18:03,389 --> 01:18:07,120 Oh, it sounds like clubber's comedown chorus to me, sweetheart. 1241 01:18:07,193 --> 01:18:10,424 - Yeah,you know it. - It's not like we're gonna be doing this forever. 1242 01:18:10,496 --> 01:18:13,897 I mean, we'll all get bored of it, eventually. 1243 01:18:15,735 --> 01:18:19,535 Hey, when a comedown outweighs the good times, 1244 01:18:19,605 --> 01:18:22,073 you know the party's over, man. 1245 01:18:22,141 --> 01:18:24,609 - Mmm. - I mean, Friday was a classic, yeah. 1246 01:18:24,677 --> 01:18:26,804 - Friday rocked. - Classic. 1247 01:18:26,879 --> 01:18:30,542 But... I've definitely got to take some time out... 1248 01:18:30,616 --> 01:18:33,107 to pick up the pieces, man, and that's that. 1249 01:18:33,186 --> 01:18:36,451 - Yeah, fair enough. -And that's-- That's what I'm saying to ya. 1250 01:18:36,522 --> 01:18:39,389 Um, the honeymoon's over, Koop, it's over. 1251 01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:42,825 Uh, it's not fucking worth it. I-- I'm-- 1252 01:18:42,895 --> 01:18:45,227 That's it for me. I've had me lot. I mean, you know-- 1253 01:18:45,298 --> 01:18:47,994 Youse do what you gotta do, but I'm fuckin', that's it. 1254 01:18:48,067 --> 01:18:50,661 I mean, it's no more drugs for me. That's my lot. That's it. 1255 01:18:57,843 --> 01:18:59,970 Drinks anyone? 1256 01:19:00,046 --> 01:19:02,310 Moff?. 1257 01:19:02,381 --> 01:19:04,975 - I'll have a pint of vodka, mate. Just a little drop of Coke. -[ Laughing ] 1258 01:19:05,051 --> 01:19:07,611 I'll have a bottle of Prozac. Yeah, nice. 1259 01:19:10,957 --> 01:19:14,518 [ Lulu ] I can't believe all this time we've been going off with other people, 1260 01:19:14,594 --> 01:19:18,030 looking for the right person and just not finding them. 1261 01:19:18,097 --> 01:19:20,031 I know. It's weird, isn't it? 1262 01:19:20,099 --> 01:19:22,033 I mean, anything could've happened, do you know what I mean? 1263 01:19:22,101 --> 01:19:24,069 To change the events of last Friday. 1264 01:19:24,136 --> 01:19:27,469 And it'd just be normal now. It'd be just like-- We'd just be friends. 1265 01:19:27,540 --> 01:19:29,667 No! Don't say that! 1266 01:19:29,742 --> 01:19:33,838 I mean, you've always been there, but I've just never thought of you that way. 1267 01:19:33,913 --> 01:19:36,006 And all of a sudden, these past couple of months, 1268 01:19:36,082 --> 01:19:39,711 - it's just been like, ''Jip? Hmm.'' - Mm-hmm. 1269 01:19:41,487 --> 01:19:43,887 God, man, I know exactly when this happened as well. 1270 01:19:43,956 --> 01:19:45,924 - I know exactly when this happened. - When? 1271 01:19:45,992 --> 01:19:48,483 Around your house, right? It was about three weeks ago. 1272 01:19:48,561 --> 01:19:51,223 We're lying on your bed, we're hugging, we're coming down. 1273 01:19:51,297 --> 01:19:53,822 - Remember? - Oh, yeah! Coming down! Absolutely. 1274 01:19:53,899 --> 01:19:56,265 - We were just keeping it legal. - Barely. 1275 01:19:56,335 --> 01:20:01,204 - Yeah, barely. - Life is full of fucking surprises, man. 1276 01:20:01,274 --> 01:20:03,765 I mean, like, a minute ago, I was thinking, 1277 01:20:03,843 --> 01:20:06,539 '' Fuckin' hell! I'm never gonna have sex again for the rest of my life.'' 1278 01:20:06,612 --> 01:20:09,080 And now I'm thinking, ''I'm having the best sex I've ever had... 1279 01:20:09,148 --> 01:20:12,083 with somebody I've loved for years,'' you know what I mean? 1280 01:20:12,151 --> 01:20:14,949 And, darling, it's only going to get better. 1281 01:20:15,021 --> 01:20:17,751 - Now kiss me. - Darling, 1282 01:20:17,823 --> 01:20:22,487 - I'm going to fuck your brains out. - [ Laughs ] 1283 01:20:43,416 --> 01:20:47,113 [Jip Narrating ] Well, that's almost it from me and my friends. 1284 01:20:47,186 --> 01:20:49,120 Back to mundane Monday. 1285 01:20:49,188 --> 01:20:53,249 I guess my point is, I think we're all fucked up in our own way,you know? 1286 01:20:53,326 --> 01:20:55,260 But we're all doing it together. 1287 01:20:55,328 --> 01:20:57,262 We're freestyling on the buckled wheel of life, 1288 01:20:57,330 --> 01:20:59,764 trapped in a world of internal dialogue. 1289 01:20:59,832 --> 01:21:04,030 Like Bill Hicks said, ''It's an insane world, 1290 01:21:04,103 --> 01:21:06,037 but I'm proud to be part of it. '' 1291 01:21:06,105 --> 01:21:09,871 All 1292 01:21:11,210 --> 01:21:15,647 Together as one 1293 01:21:15,715 --> 01:21:20,084 All 1294 01:21:20,152 --> 01:21:25,784 Together as one 1295 01:21:25,858 --> 01:21:30,295 All 1296 01:21:30,363 --> 01:21:36,199 Together as one 1297 01:21:36,268 --> 01:21:40,602 All 1298 01:21:40,673 --> 01:21:46,373 Together as one 1299 01:21:46,445 --> 01:21:50,006 -[ Man ] This is a beautiful day. -All 1300 01:21:50,082 --> 01:21:56,715 - It is a new day. - Together as one 1301 01:21:56,789 --> 01:22:01,123 -All - This is a beautiful day. 1302 01:22:01,193 --> 01:22:05,960 - Together as one - It is a new day. 1303 01:22:06,031 --> 01:22:11,298 - We are together. -All 1304 01:22:11,370 --> 01:22:14,339 - We are together. - Together as one 1305 01:22:14,407 --> 01:22:17,535 We are unified, we are together. 1306 01:22:17,610 --> 01:22:21,546 All 1307 01:22:21,614 --> 01:22:27,052 Together as one 1308 01:22:27,119 --> 01:22:30,282 - 'Cause together, we've got the power. -All 1309 01:22:30,356 --> 01:22:37,319 -Apart, we've got to powwow. - Together as one 1310 01:22:37,396 --> 01:22:41,958 - We are together. -All 1311 01:22:42,034 --> 01:22:47,563 Together as one 1312 01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:51,667 [ Techno ] 1313 01:22:51,744 --> 01:22:53,803 It ain't gonna be me 1314 01:23:05,925 --> 01:23:07,916 It ain't gonna be me 1315 01:23:34,453 --> 01:23:36,444 It ain't gonna be me