1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 [Music] 2 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 [Applause] 3 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,000 [Music] 4 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,000 so 5 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,000 [Music] 6 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 [Applause] 7 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,000 [Music] 8 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,976 well boys i hate to break up a good 9 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,976 party but you can't keep a woman waiting 10 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,733 can you you know how it is 11 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,467 that's right jj i'll say you can't j i 12 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,333 can see you all understand all right 13 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,976 i believe you me boys i've had the time 14 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,440 of my life tonight 15 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,133 and speaking of time i have here 16 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,933 a 14 carat 17 jewel timepiece 17 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,976 and that's only right because the man 18 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:45,976 i'm giving it to 19 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 is a 14-karat 17 jewel cashier 20 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 boys a beautiful watch j.j all 21 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 wonderfully 22 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 beautiful 23 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,133 read what's engraved inside chris 24 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 to my friend christopher cross 25 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,600 in token of 25 years of faithful service 26 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,680 from j.j hogarth 1909 27 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,333 1934. speed speed speak up christina 28 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,133 come on claire's speech well i uh 29 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 i i hardly know what to say jj 30 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,733 this uh why it's beautiful 31 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,533 i i never expected on a watch like this 32 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,040 no sir i well 33 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,467 all i can say is that uh we've got the 34 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,680 best boss in new york 35 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000 [Applause] 36 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 [Music] 37 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 [Applause] 38 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,533 congratulations old boy congratulations 39 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,200 thank you chris 40 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,976 thank you my old friend accomplishment 41 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:17,976 thank you 42 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,267 have a smoke before i go well i i i 43 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:21,976 don't usually 44 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,976 jj go ahead and try it's made special 45 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,520 for me dollar piece 46 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 here jelly 47 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,976 you're not superstitious are you chris 48 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,280 no no no no sure 49 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:46,976 now don't break up a good party just 50 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,680 because i've got to go 51 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,976 everything is charged to j.j oh that's 52 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,520 very nice everybody 53 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,400 drink all you only don't come in late 54 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,976 monday morning with a hangover 55 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,976 oh don't worry we won't we'll be right 56 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 back 57 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 good night 58 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 hey fellas look look come here 59 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 hurry 60 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,680 get a load of that dame 61 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:33,976 that's dj's wife 62 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000 [Laughter] 63 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,680 the boss is stepping out 64 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,600 i say if i had to do it i'd step out too 65 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,067 i feel a little laundry tonight 66 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,267 ah nothing like the smell of spring 67 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,976 which way do you go chris well i guess 68 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,976 i'll take the east side subway 69 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,333 gets me to brooklyn a little quicker 70 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,976 hey you you haven't got an umbrella no 71 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:06,976 i'll take you to your bus 72 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,976 oh no no that's out of your way well i 73 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,976 don't mind walking you know fresh air 74 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:11,976 spring 75 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,680 yeah i'm a little drunk 76 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,000 [Applause] 77 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,000 [Music] 78 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,533 well never mind i'll catch the next one 79 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:35,976 you go on over to the subway 80 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,600 oh i don't mind waiting i i feel kind of 81 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,120 lonely tonight 82 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,267 say uh charlie uh you suppose jj is 83 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:48,976 running around with that young lady 84 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,360 it looks that way 85 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,467 i i i wonder what it's like what chris 86 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,976 well to be to be loved by a young girl 87 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,000 like that 88 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,976 you know nobody ever looked at me like 89 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,976 that not even when i was young 90 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,976 yes when we're young we have dreams that 91 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,360 never pan out but 92 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,333 we go on dreaming when i was young i 93 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:12,976 wanted to be an artist 94 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:13,976 you know i dreamt i was going to be a 95 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,680 great painter someday 96 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,133 so i'm a cashier do you still pay 97 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,976 yeah every sunday well that's one way to 98 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,976 kill time you know sunday's one day of 99 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:24,976 the week that i don't like 100 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,976 i never know what to do with myself but 101 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:27,976 why don't you come over tomorrow and see 102 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:28,001 me 103 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,680 thanks chris i'll do that 104 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,976 good night chris uh good night charlie 105 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:35,976 i'll see you tomorrow 106 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 good night 107 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,533 oh stop raining yeah half hour oh which 108 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,976 way is it the east side subway 109 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,976 round the corner past the l four blocks 110 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,976 oh thank you officer i guess i got 111 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:03,976 turned around these streets are all 112 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,067 mixed up from greenwich village 113 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,000 [Music] 114 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,467 is he hurt i'll go call a policeman no 115 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 wait wait 116 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000 opposite 117 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,067 where'd he go in that direction 118 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,976 what does he look like i don't know i 119 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:31,976 didn't see his face 120 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,976 he took 15 he didn't believe it was all 121 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:34,976 i had so he began pushing me around then 122 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:35,976 this gentleman ran in and knocked him 123 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,976 down 124 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,976 that's right officer he was right there 125 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,976 i couldn't hold him he got up and ran 126 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 wait here 127 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,976 come on let's get out of here well we 128 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:46,976 you have to wait for the officer i don't 129 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,976 want to get my name in the newspaper do 130 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:49,001 you 131 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,976 would the newspaper sure we'll have to 132 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:51,976 get out of the station house and make a 133 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:52,976 complaint and every time they make an 134 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:53,976 arrest they send detectives to your 135 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,200 house for weeks oh it's a nuisance 136 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,067 won't you take me home well yes 137 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,467 well sure that is if well if you think 138 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 that 139 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,680 well here's where i live 140 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,533 oh i'm sorry i can't ask you to come up 141 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:15,001 but 142 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,467 i share my apartment with another girl 143 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,976 millie 144 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,333 good night and thanks for everything 145 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,533 uh don't you uh don't you want a cup of 146 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 [Music] 147 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000 coffee 148 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000 [Music] 149 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,120 all your fears 150 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,680 hello oh this is mr uh 151 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,400 cross glad to know you mr cross oh uh 152 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,040 how do you do 153 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,200 you seen johnny 154 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,267 no not uh since he left here uh two 155 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,976 coffees please 156 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,976 i think i'll change my mind i could 157 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,800 stand a drink or um collins 158 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,467 wonder i'm calling uh yes yeah oh come 159 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,733 on keep me company well uh 160 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,976 you see i i've already had a good deal 161 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,976 of champagne you want champagne 162 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000 no no no no make mine the same 163 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,976 ever since i first saw you i i was 164 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,867 wondering what your name was 165 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,360 kitty it's really 166 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,680 catherine catherine march 167 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,680 my friends call me kitty 168 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,267 what do your friends call you chris 169 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000 chris cross 170 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,467 crisscross yes the boys tease me about 171 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:47,976 it but 172 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,000 i don't mind 173 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 [Music] 174 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,333 why are you looking at me is my face 175 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:04,976 dirty 176 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,933 it's beautiful i'll bet it is 177 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,440 oh gee i'm a psych 178 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000 [Music] 179 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,280 oh thank you sir 180 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000 [Music] 181 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,200 cheers chris oh 182 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,520 miss march uh kitty 183 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,800 yes miss uh i mean uh kitty 184 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,440 well uh look kitty 185 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,976 since i'm old enough to be a father 186 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,360 you're not so old 187 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,976 you don't think so well you're not a boy 188 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,120 you're just uh 189 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,800 mature i like mature people 190 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,200 well what i wanted to say was that 191 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,976 you shouldn't be alone in the streets so 192 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,040 late at night 193 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,467 i was coming home from work you worked 194 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,001 this late 195 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,680 mm-hmm what do you do 196 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000 guess 197 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,267 you're an actress oh you are clever 198 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,976 now that you know all about me tell me 199 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,933 about yourself what do you do 200 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 i i um 201 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,933 well you see no don't tell me 202 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,333 you work in a bank no well let's see 203 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,976 greenwich village is full of artists i 204 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,933 meet you in greenwich village 205 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,400 you must be an artist right well i uh 206 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,333 yes yes i i paint of course you're a 207 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:39,976 painter i 208 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,600 love paintings to think i took you for a 209 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000 cashier 210 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,976 you know those art galleries on fifth 211 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,976 avenue the prices they charge i saw 212 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,976 one little picture that cost fifty 213 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:51,976 thousand dollars 214 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,680 they call it a uh season 215 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,976 they said oh he was a great french 216 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000 painter 217 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,400 i like to own that painting you would 218 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,533 for fifty thousand dollars well you you 219 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,976 can't put any price on masterpieces like 220 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:10,976 that 221 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,467 they're worth uh well whatever you can 222 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,680 afford to pay for them 223 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:16,976 you know what chris i bet i saw some of 224 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:17,976 your pictures there and didn't know it 225 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,976 next time i'll look for your name 226 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,360 oh no no no no um 227 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,400 i i i don't sell my pictures well not 228 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:26,976 new york you mean 229 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,200 no i uh i know i bet you sell your 230 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,976 pictures in europe 231 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,976 france or someplace like that tell i 232 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:33,976 don't know much about 233 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,533 painting i bet you get as much for your 234 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:37,976 pictures in france as those frenchmen 235 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,733 get right here in new york 236 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,976 and you're never appreciated in your own 237 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,400 country well that's that's one way of 238 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:45,976 looking at it 239 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,976 but you know when i paint uh uh i don't 240 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,120 think of money 241 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,467 i i just paint for fun fun yes i think 242 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,680 it's the most fun i know 243 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,400 painting i wish i had all the time to 244 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:58,976 paint 245 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,467 but don't you have time oh no well yes 246 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,200 uh you see i uh 247 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,400 well you know business takes a lot of 248 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:08,001 time 249 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,400 no wonder when you get all that money 250 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:11,976 well um 251 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,976 what what play are you acting in it 252 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,120 closed tonight 253 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,976 which one the one i was in what time is 254 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000 it 255 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,800 it's only ten past two only 256 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,267 oh it's time for kenny to be in bed 257 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,133 so you won't forget me thank you 258 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,333 can i see you again oh sure sometime 259 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:43,976 well if you'll give me your telephone 260 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:44,976 number i haven't got a phone 261 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,533 well may i write you that's the address 262 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,976 good night chris 263 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,440 kitty who's johnny 264 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,976 why do you ask that well i i just heard 265 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,680 you ask the bartender 266 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,976 oh sure he's just a fellow i know he's 267 00:15:59,000 --> 00:15:59,976 uh 268 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,976 millie's boyfriend you know the girl i 269 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:02,976 live with good night chris 270 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,280 good night kitty 271 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000 christopher 272 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 christopher 273 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000 yes i do 274 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,867 well well this is a pleasure 275 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,976 i didn't expect to see you charlie but 276 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,440 chris you asked me 277 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,400 my wife well it's uh it's good to see 278 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,120 you anyway yes 279 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,976 hey uh that was a swell party last night 280 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:21,976 wasn't it charlie uh 281 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,976 so yeah what time would we go home uh 282 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,680 after midnight wasn't it 283 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:29,976 you know i haven't been to bed yet you 284 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,976 haven't i guess i'm not as old as i 285 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,867 thought i was hey charlie no 286 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,267 no oh i've got to do the dishes for 287 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:37,976 adele 288 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,533 uh you don't mind charlie dude no no no 289 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000 right 290 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,400 say uh did you paint this great scott 291 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,976 no that isn't painting that's mud done 292 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:55,976 by photographer 293 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,280 who is it the uh 294 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,267 late departed oh your wife's former 295 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:03,001 husband 296 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,133 detective sergeant higgins homer 297 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,600 higgins say that's a real medal isn't it 298 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,360 yeah adele got it 299 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,467 your wife yeah after he was drowned in 300 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,120 the east river 301 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,467 jumped in to save a woman neither body 302 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,976 was found 303 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,200 oh too bad yeah 304 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 too bad 305 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000 [Applause] 306 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,200 oh thank you so 307 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,333 how long have you been married chris 308 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,440 five years well uh 309 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,600 he uh didn't want to spend his insurance 310 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:55,976 money and so she 311 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,267 rented out the spare room only four 312 00:18:59,000 --> 00:18:59,976 dollars a week 313 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,467 well i was trying to save money to buy 314 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:03,976 paints and 315 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 so i moved in oh she was sweet 316 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,867 but i wouldn't belt my mouth 317 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000 and uh 318 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,133 well you know how these things go 319 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000 smoke oh 320 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,976 where are your paintings chris uh 321 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,976 they're out in the hall uh 322 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,976 would you like to see what i did today 323 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,200 yes i'd like to 324 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,400 where did you find a flower like that 325 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 you mean you see this when you 326 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,467 look at that well yes that is i i sort 327 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000 of feel it 328 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,976 you see when i look at that flower i see 329 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000 someone 330 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,333 isn't anything private in this house 331 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,200 i'm sorry adele 332 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,680 we better get out of here 333 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,200 all right adele 334 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000 [Music] 335 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,120 all your fears 336 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:12,976 can't you get those lazy legs off the 337 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000 couch baby 338 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000 come here 339 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,976 can't you do any better than that that's 340 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,933 all you think about lazy legs 341 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,133 what else is there to think about 342 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,976 if you want more heat in this apartment 343 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,976 miss you'll have to call a gentleman 344 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,976 you idiot how come you're holding out on 345 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:36,976 me baby 346 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,600 oh stop talking about saturday night i'm 347 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:40,976 not talking about 348 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,400 saturday night i'm talking about this 349 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,976 sounds like a school board trying to 350 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,976 make a date you must be robbing the 351 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:50,976 cradle 352 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,533 what's so funny you are he's old enough 353 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:54,976 to be my father 354 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,976 that's the old fella who came to my 355 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,680 rescue saturday night 356 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,680 my hero no kidding see 357 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,976 you were too tight to remember anything 358 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:04,976 if i hadn't told the cop to go in the 359 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,976 wrong direction he'd have picked you up 360 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,467 this is the old fellow buttered in the 361 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000 painting 362 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,976 he's rich and famous and very sweet too 363 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:14,976 johnny 364 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,600 he doesn't pull any rough stuff like you 365 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:18,976 well i had a chance to clean up in a 366 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:19,976 crap game 367 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,976 all i needed was 50 bucks and what did 368 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:22,976 you show up with 369 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,200 15 for cat's sake that's all i had 370 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,976 besides you kept me waiting two hours in 371 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,976 the rain and then you gave me a dirty 372 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:31,001 look 373 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,400 i didn't give you a dirty look listen 374 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,976 any girl who waits two hours in the rain 375 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,600 for a guy is gonna give him a dirty look 376 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:41,976 trouble with you baby is you have no 377 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000 imagination 378 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,600 what do you expect me to do i expect you 379 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,440 to use your brains 380 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,976 but for cat's sake this chump is crazy 381 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,680 about you this is a setup 382 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,976 he's in the big money isn't he you said 383 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:55,976 50 000 384 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,200 a picture didn't you but here i am 385 00:22:59,000 --> 00:22:59,976 knocking my brains out trying to raise a 386 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:00,976 little capital 387 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,533 and this is right in your lap you don't 388 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:04,976 have to call 389 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,976 what's his name and get a measly 50. 390 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:07,976 this 391 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,467 bird is goofy about you write him date 392 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:11,001 him 393 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,400 off i can't take money off an old man 394 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:14,976 like that 395 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000 [Applause] 396 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,333 the cat's safe get big hearted smart 397 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:21,976 lazy legs 398 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,976 why see fellas in the big door without 399 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,120 half my brains 400 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,976 but ability isn't enough you gotta have 401 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:28,976 money to make money 402 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,533 capital but the boys at the acme garage 403 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,976 have cut me in on a half interest if i 404 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,976 can put up the money how much do they 405 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:35,976 want oh 406 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,267 three or four thousand yay well for 407 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,976 cat's sake i'm not talking about chicken 408 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:41,976 feed 409 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,976 use your imagination you get an interest 410 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,680 in a business like that 411 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,976 and it's a cinch to squeeze out your 412 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,976 partners 413 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,976 then you're uneasy street jeepers the 414 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,600 pipe dreams you have 415 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,467 now what about the letter oh i can get 416 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,976 50 or 100 perhaps but i can't get the 417 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:58,976 kind of money you're talking about i 418 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,360 wouldn't know how 419 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000 ah johnny 420 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,976 johnny where are you going well i won't 421 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,440 be wasting my time 422 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,040 johnny johnny 423 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,976 oh i don't know why i'm so crazy about 424 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:16,976 you 425 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,067 oh yes you do now what about my 426 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000 proposition 427 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,976 you don't have to tap the old jump for 428 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:25,976 much not at first 429 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,976 we'll get you a decent apartment 430 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:28,976 someplace where i like to come and see 431 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:29,976 you not a 432 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,933 dump like this well lazy legs 433 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,467 may i come into my own apartment hello 434 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:38,976 funny face 435 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,976 why don't you just move in donny then i 436 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:41,976 can move out you know millie stop 437 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,680 picking on my fiancee 438 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,976 how do you spell that word with an f 439 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,360 like a funny face 440 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,976 she pays half the rent doesn't she that 441 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:50,976 was a general idea big shop when we 442 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:51,976 signed the leads 443 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,976 well i don't mind if you want this place 444 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,680 to yourself do you baby 445 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,976 what's he mean by that oh nothing you 446 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:04,976 know johnny 447 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,267 yeah i know johnny all right has he 448 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,976 brought to that engagement ring yet oh 449 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,976 you seem to worry more about it than i 450 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000 do 451 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,976 the new 45 model oh rogers let me have 452 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:22,976 it for 18. 453 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,976 that he made a profit at that i thought 454 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:25,976 you were modeling girdles for the 455 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:26,976 catalog 456 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,133 i have been oh i ache like a dog 457 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,976 of course it's ever come back i swear 458 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,440 i'll quit modeling 459 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,976 why don't you go back to work that 460 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,200 figure if you weren't so darn lazy 461 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,333 who do you think you are my guardian 462 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:47,976 angel 463 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,467 not me honey i lost those wings a long 464 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:51,976 time ago 465 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,976 hmm that's what i thought i wonder you 466 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,733 got far just a darn snippy 467 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,976 you never could get to work on time 468 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,680 after you met that johnny 469 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,976 honey what's happened to you don't you 470 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,800 wish it could happen to you 471 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,976 i'm in love crazy in love with the man 472 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,976 that pushes you around the way i 473 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:10,976 wouldn't push a cat around you leave 474 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:11,976 johnny out of this your looks and figure 475 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,976 you could get any man you want 476 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,133 sure but there's only one i want 477 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:17,976 yeah and he's making a out of you 478 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,976 you wouldn't know love if it hit you in 479 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,976 the face if that's where it hits you you 480 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000 oughta know 481 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000 [Music] 482 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000 this 483 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,267 that problem seems just like i feel 484 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:13,976 they look there's a pair of them up 485 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,200 there they're building their nests 486 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,933 hey where'd you learn that oh 487 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,400 when i was a kid yeah i bet i haven't 488 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,680 done that in 40 years 489 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,976 i feel like a kid myself today 490 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000 [Music] 491 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,467 sold any pictures lately why don't you 492 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:40,976 paint my picture 493 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,400 i'd like to could i bring my easel to 494 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:44,976 your apartment 495 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:45,976 oh i'm afraid my girlfriend wouldn't 496 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,976 like that how long does it take you to 497 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,200 paint a picture 498 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,976 well there's sometimes a day sometimes a 499 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,976 year 500 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,400 you can't tell it has to grow i never 501 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,680 knew paint could grow 502 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,976 feeling gross you know that's the 503 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,976 important thing feeling well now you 504 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:02,001 take me 505 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,976 well nobody ever taught me how to draw 506 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,533 so i just put a line around what i feel 507 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:07,976 when i look at things 508 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,600 yeah i see it's like 509 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,133 it's like falling in love i guess 510 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000 you know first you see someone 511 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,533 and it keeps growing and actually can't 512 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,600 think of anyone else 513 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,976 that's interesting well the way i look 514 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:25,976 at things that's 515 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,400 all art is every painting if it's any 516 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:29,976 good 517 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,400 is a love affair i never heard anyone 518 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:33,976 talk like that 519 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,120 before oh well 520 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,976 there aren't many people you can talk to 521 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:39,976 this way 522 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,267 so you keep it to yourself you walk 523 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:43,976 around with 524 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,533 everything bottled up yeah that's right 525 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,133 that's the way it is with me too 526 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,976 i'm sort of keeping things bottled up 527 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000 too chris 528 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,267 the truth is i'm in a jam you kitty 529 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,976 oh you probably guessed it i'm broke 530 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,976 even this dress belongs to millie 531 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,520 i can't pay my rent 532 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000 [Music] 533 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,267 well how much is it now forget it i 534 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,680 shouldn't have told you 535 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,467 it'll store your day oh the kitty i'll 536 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:15,976 get out of it somehow 537 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,976 i couldn't take anything from you chris 538 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,440 no uh yes i i mean 539 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,533 no no i couldn't i've never taken money 540 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:23,976 from a man and i'm not going to now 541 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,976 and i'm not going to spoil our 542 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,733 friendship oh but kitty uh 543 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,733 i couldn't pay you back oh 544 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,133 chris maybe i could pay you back 545 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:37,976 if you put up the money for a studio 546 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,976 apartment then i'd have a place to live 547 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,680 and you could paint there 548 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,976 don't you see you could paint my 549 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000 portrait 550 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,976 what's the matter don't you want to 551 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,280 paint my picture 552 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,976 there's something i've got to tell you 553 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000 kitty what i 554 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,520 deceived you i lied 555 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000 [Music] 556 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,680 i'm a married man kitty 557 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,400 why didn't you tell me chris you know 558 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:12,976 i'm not the kind of girl to run around 559 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,867 with a married man don't you 560 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:16,976 you know what you said about meeting 561 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000 someone 562 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,600 how you begin to like them and you can't 563 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,680 think about anybody else 564 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:25,976 you should have told me you had a wife 565 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,040 chris yes but 566 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,976 i'm not in love with her kitty you 567 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,976 married her well i was lonely i 568 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 i couldn't stand my loneliness 569 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,333 for chris well then you're not angry 570 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:39,976 with me 571 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,267 i suppose i ought to be but i'm not 572 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,333 not with you chris i'm gonna let you 573 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:47,976 help me 574 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,680 how much do you need 500. 575 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000 [Music] 576 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,000 oh 577 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000 [Music] 578 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,533 i need five hundred dollars i could pay 579 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,733 it back ten dollars a week 580 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,976 that's all right mr cross you'll have to 581 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:49,976 have a co-signer 582 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,133 uh thank you no property owner a 583 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,067 property owner just a formality 584 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,133 uh-uh thank you very much anytime 585 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,976 well what can that old skin flint 586 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,680 hogarth give you a raise 587 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:08,976 you don't even make enough money to buy 588 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,976 me a radio i have to run downstairs 589 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,976 every night to listen to the radio the 590 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,600 way i have to scrape 591 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,976 and save and you're wasting money on 592 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:17,976 paints i'd like to know what you do 593 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000 without me 594 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,533 poor dear homer if only he had a graver 595 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,680 i could put some flowers 596 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,976 why you couldn't even ask me to marry 597 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:27,976 you i had to put the words into your 598 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:28,976 mouth 599 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,976 i'd have been better off a widow the 600 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,976 only reason i put up with you is because 601 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,867 i'm married to you i'm stuck 602 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,267 yes and i'm stuck too have you been 603 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000 drinking 604 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,400 no i haven't let me spend your breath 605 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,467 no then what's the matter with you why 606 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,680 are you shouting at me 607 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:49,976 well you keep blaming me for not buying 608 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,976 you a radio but you think i like running 609 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:52,976 downstairs every night to listen to the 610 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,976 radio why don't you buy a radio you have 611 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:55,976 money 612 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,976 his insurance money well i don't want a 613 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:58,976 radio you wanted 614 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,976 i'll never touch those bonds they're for 615 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000 my old age 616 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,976 homer but alive i'd have a radio he made 617 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:05,976 a good salary 618 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,200 he gave me a good home well you're 619 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:09,976 living in the same apartment aren't you 620 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:10,976 yes 621 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,333 but it didn't smell of paint i can't 622 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,933 sleep with the smell of paint 623 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:16,976 i know you'll see any pictures 624 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,976 cluttering up the hall if you don't get 625 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,976 rid of that trash i swear i'll give it 626 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,200 to the junk man 627 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,800 adele i will i swear i will 628 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,976 and the things you paid it was bad 629 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,976 enough when you used to copy picture 630 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:33,976 postcards 631 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,976 well utrilio copies postcards and he's 632 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,733 considered a great painter 633 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,976 and now i suppose you're copying you 634 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,867 till or whatever his name is 635 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,976 they're getting crazier all the time oh 636 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:44,976 yes 637 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,933 i saw what you're doing girls 638 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,333 snakes next thing you'll be painting 639 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:51,976 women without clothes 640 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,976 i never saw a wound without any clothes 641 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:54,976 i should hope 642 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000 not 643 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,600 the happy household hours just coming on 644 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:05,976 dear 645 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,976 i'll be right down dora mr cross came 646 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000 home late 647 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,533 go ahead and eat and then do the dishes 648 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,533 this is the happy household now brought 649 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:19,976 to you 650 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,467 at this time by happy hour bubble subs 651 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,400 no soap gives you more happiness more 652 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:26,001 washings 653 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,333 and more suds per package than happy 654 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,280 hour bubble subs 655 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,976 ask your nearest grocer for the large 656 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:33,976 economy size package 657 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,400 today and now for the next episode of 658 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,733 hilda's hope for happiness 659 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,976 as you remember we left hilda in the 660 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000 laundry room 661 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000 christopher 662 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 christopher what are you doing 663 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,467 i was uh i was looking for the paper a 664 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000 blind 665 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,600 oh well uh didn't you uh didn't you like 666 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:53,976 the radio 667 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:54,976 it went off right in the middle of the 668 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,333 program i wouldn't have such a radio 669 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,400 hey uh did you read this read what uh 670 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,680 this murder in queens 671 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,976 a man killed his wife with a window 672 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:07,976 weight put a body in the trunk and 673 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,680 shipped it to california 674 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,976 it says here i've read the paper thank 675 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,400 you he didn't get away with it did he 676 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,533 he'll go to the chair as he should yeah 677 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:18,976 man hasn't got a chance with these new 678 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,200 york protectors 679 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,600 can't you put that paper down and do the 680 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000 dishes 681 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,267 adele you didn't mean what you said 682 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:44,976 about giving my paintings away to the 683 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:45,976 junk man 684 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,200 you'll find out 685 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,400 well uh you won't have to a friend of 686 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:00,976 mine is taking an apartment in greenwich 687 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:01,976 village 688 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,400 uh i'll move everything there well if 689 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:05,976 he's full enough to let you do it go 690 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,800 ahead the sooner the better 691 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,333 top floor you'll get plenty of light 692 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:16,976 lots of privacy 693 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,976 uh you've heard of tony rivera the 694 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,976 illustrator he had this apartment on a 695 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,280 three-year lease 696 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000 couldn't work anywhere else uh 697 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,533 this was his studio the sketches on the 698 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:30,976 wall are rivera's 699 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,976 he'd do that with his model sometimes 700 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,976 when he's working on a magazine cover 701 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,600 some people pay a lot of money for those 702 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,976 are you an artist miss marge uh-huh 703 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:41,976 where's the bedroom 704 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000 oh this way 705 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,933 what's the rent mr jones 150. 706 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,976 oh there are some things that rivera 707 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:53,976 left here stored in the basement there 708 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,976 you go with the apartment if you care to 709 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,976 use them 710 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,600 here you are bedroom 711 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,976 i don't like the wallpaper will they 712 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,280 change the paper 713 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,467 i guess so on a year's lease i'll pick 714 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,040 it out myself 715 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000 oh 716 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000 so 717 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,680 well don't break the bag 718 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,400 hello lazy legs i thought i heard the 719 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000 doorbell 720 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,976 say is this all you've got i'm lucky i 721 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,976 have that left the way you were throwing 722 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,600 it around last night 723 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,467 you even bought me a book honey you're 724 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:27,976 supposed to be an actress 725 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,467 aren't you shakespeare for pete's sake 726 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,267 say that's all i have left you know 727 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,600 where to get more don't you lazy knights 728 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,976 told me hadn't sold any pictures for a 729 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000 long time 730 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,867 and i'm in hock for all this 731 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000 look kitty 732 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,533 i need at least a thousand dollars ouch 733 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,976 well you got him softened up now push 734 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,280 him around a bit 735 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,976 he seems to get scared when i talk about 736 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:20,976 money 737 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,976 listen baby you got him right where you 738 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:23,976 want him he's on the hook 739 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,600 and can't get off he can walk out connie 740 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,680 he's got a wife hasn't he 741 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:29,976 just drop a hint that his wife might 742 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,976 find out about this apartment he'll 743 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:32,976 shell out fast 744 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,733 that's blackmail it's only 745 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,467 blackmail baby when you're dumb enough 746 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,040 to get caught 747 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,976 is that him don't you hear the doorbell 748 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,120 for god's sake 749 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,120 get rid of him 750 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000 so 751 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000 why don't you answer doorbells 752 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,976 i thought you were mad at me peace 753 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,200 offering scotch 754 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,976 thanks honey i didn't think you were out 755 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,680 it's only 10 past 12. 756 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:32,976 i rang and rang downstairs and i found 757 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,680 the door was open well 758 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000 well west 759 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:40,976 you're doing all right for a working 760 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,800 girl don't start that again 761 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,600 don't tell me he's under the sofa too no 762 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000 bright eyes 763 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,533 you can come out johnny all you have to 764 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,680 do is call her funny face 765 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,976 you must made a killing in wall street 766 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,440 mr prince could be 767 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,976 last time i saw johnny he was talking 768 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,976 about going to hollywood i might try it 769 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:10,976 yet 770 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:11,976 well i read in a movie magazine about a 771 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,976 fellow who landed in hollywood stone 772 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:14,976 broke 773 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,976 and cleaned up a million no experience 774 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,800 either all he had was looks 775 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,976 and he worked in a drug store if he 776 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,976 worked johnny he didn't look like you 777 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,976 oh you two stopped fighting i'm not 778 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:25,976 frightened baby 779 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,976 she just doesn't know my speed why are 780 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,680 movie actors getting five 781 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,533 ten thousand a week for what for acting 782 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:33,001 tough 783 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,976 for pushing girls in the face what do 784 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,440 they do i can't do 785 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,976 you're so clever why don't you do it i 786 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,280 might funny face 787 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,000 i might 788 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,976 chris i brought over some of my things 789 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:52,976 kitty 790 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,467 i'll bring some more tomorrow the rest 791 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000 on saturday 792 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,976 oh you have company just millie and 793 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:03,976 johnny 794 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,976 sure you know millie's boyfriend come on 795 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,976 i want you to meet them millie this is a 796 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:08,976 friend of mine mr cross 797 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,533 miss ray how do you do miss ray pleased 798 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:12,976 to meet you mr cross 799 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,600 and uh johnny prince glad to know you mr 800 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,000 cross 801 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,533 how do you do seems to me i've seen you 802 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:22,001 before 803 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,333 somewhere could be could be mr cross 804 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,467 yes i uh i just don't seem to remember 805 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,800 maybe i'm mistaken could be 806 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,976 well i'd run along kid i'll go with you 807 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000 sweetheart 808 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,976 oh don't bother johnny i wouldn't think 809 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,976 of letting you go alone darling 810 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,467 you might get run over by a street car 811 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,133 goodbye mr cross nice to see you 812 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,533 thanks for the scotch milly that's okay 813 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,000 bye 814 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,867 oh kitty what's going johnny 815 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,333 what's the matter chris uh i i don't 816 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,976 think i like that young man she's in 817 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:06,976 love with 818 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,600 oh johnny's all right oh i know he is or 819 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:10,976 he wouldn't be a friend but 820 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,976 uh there's something about him that 821 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,680 she's crazy about him 822 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,600 uh would you uh would you like to see my 823 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:20,976 pictures 824 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,800 not yet come sit down chris 825 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,533 you happy for the first time in my life 826 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,467 very happy i think of you all the time 827 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,333 all i want is to see you be near you 828 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,976 i know i haven't any right to ask you 829 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000 this but 830 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,040 have you ever 831 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,533 well there must have been other men who 832 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,680 just one chris you still 833 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000 see him 834 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,933 i've forgotten him look kitty 835 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,133 if i were single if i had no wife 836 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,976 but you have a wife yes i know but if 837 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000 she'd uh 838 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,976 well if something would happen that 839 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,440 would make me free 840 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,976 would you marry me oh let's not talk 841 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:20,976 about it now dear 842 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,976 what i'm worried about is getting a job 843 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:23,976 living like this 844 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,400 it's expensive uh i don't like to ask 845 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,933 you for anything more because 846 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,976 well you say i haven't sold any pictures 847 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:31,976 lately 848 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,976 yes but don't you have enough money oh 849 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:34,976 you have no idea what a problem money is 850 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:35,976 for an actress chris 851 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,976 talent doesn't count in the theater 852 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,976 everything is pool contacts knowing the 853 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:40,976 right people 854 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:41,976 you have to get an agent they charge 855 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,533 plenty wear smart clothes be attractive 856 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,133 oh but kitty you're beautiful ah 857 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,333 chris your face doesn't mean a thing 858 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,976 it's clothes perfumes making the right 859 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:54,976 impression 860 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:55,976 why not just needs a thousand dollars 861 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,933 just to get a decent wardrobe 862 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,680 thousand dollars at least 863 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,600 maybe i can borrow it from millie or her 864 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,280 boyfriend johnny 865 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,333 he's got plenty of money oh no no uh 866 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,267 no kitty uh not from johnny why not 867 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,976 well uh i'll i'll get you the money uh 868 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000 some way 869 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,533 chris you're a darling i really believe 870 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:22,976 you're in love with me 871 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,200 i am kitty i am 872 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,467 chris you're you're a caveman i i like 873 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:32,976 you to like me but 874 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,976 well there's a limit yes i know 875 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000 [Music] 876 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,976 well i've got to go i'm supposed to be 877 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,533 back i'll come here tomorrow noon kitty 878 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,976 i'll be waiting for you i'm sorry you 879 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000 have to go 880 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,000 bye-bye dear 881 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,200 don't forget the money i'll get it 882 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,200 bye-bye goodbye 883 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,000 [Music] 884 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,000 um 885 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,400 i don't get it the poor sap must be a 886 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,067 hop head seeing snakes on the l 887 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,976 imagine anyone paying money for this 888 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,000 stuff 889 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,133 say are you sure he's not a phony 890 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000 ah he's too dumb to be a phony 891 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,976 you're right there and how would he get 892 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,040 all the money 893 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:14,976 why if he had to work for a living he 894 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,200 couldn't make fifty dollars a week 895 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,400 you just don't know art maybe not but 896 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,800 i'm gonna find out about it 897 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,533 i kind of like this one but where would 898 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,733 you find flowers like that 899 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,976 i wonder if i couldn't sell these and 900 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,600 what do i do when he asks where they are 901 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,976 say you put him in storage you know you 902 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:36,976 got to protect him you can't leave 903 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,976 valuable paintings lying around where 904 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,976 somebody can pick him up you'd get in 905 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,133 trouble any gallery know his work 906 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,267 he tried to kiss me today and don't 907 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,280 think i liked it 908 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,133 oh you've been kissed before say 909 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,133 they're not even signed well that 910 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:55,976 doesn't matter they'd know him 911 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,600 not where i take him baby johnny i can't 912 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,976 stand to have anybody touch me but 913 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,976 you uh i hate him when he looks at me 914 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:04,976 like that 915 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,976 if he were mean or vicious or if he ball 916 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,533 me out or something i'd like him better 917 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,976 oh you don't love me or you'd understand 918 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000 what i mean 919 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:14,976 no 920 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,000 [Music] 921 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,040 no well maybe 922 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,976 working late tonight mr cross i'm a 923 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,976 bathroom ben you can let me out in a 924 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,120 minute yes sir 925 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,000 [Music] 926 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,680 i just caught you in time 927 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,976 catch this format will you chris it's 928 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:30,976 personal 929 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,680 yes yes yes of course jj 930 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000 [Music] 931 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,400 thank you chris good night good night 932 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,000 [Music] 933 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,000 [Music] 934 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,000 hello 935 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,267 what you got the fella that painted 936 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:28,001 those gets 937 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,933 50 grand for a single picture 938 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,267 hey what's the matter with you nick 939 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:36,976 where'd you pick them up over in 940 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,360 washington square 941 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:39,976 the village long hairs are peddling junk 942 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,976 like that for the price of the canvas 943 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,976 these weren't painted by any village 944 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,000 long hair 945 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,400 that's my pawn shop isn't it and that 946 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,976 snake is strictly from the bronx 947 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,976 this fella lives in brooklyn he's famous 948 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:53,976 yeah what's his name 949 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,400 well i look nick i brought your stuff 950 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:57,976 before and you never asked for any name 951 00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:58,976 on it 952 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,976 that was jewelry bring me some more of 953 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,600 that we can do business johnny take this 954 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,976 junk back to washington square where you 955 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,000 got it 956 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,000 [Music] 957 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,000 so 958 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,267 i can see you've got an eye for art 959 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,680 that's one of my best 960 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,400 take a look at these oh i didn't know 961 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,733 you were a painter i'm not 962 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,200 are they any good well they've got 963 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,867 something a certain peculiar 964 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,333 something but no perspective is that 965 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:14,976 important 966 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,467 i should say it is look at my painting 967 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,976 where did you buy them i didn't buy them 968 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:21,976 i want to sell them or you want me to 969 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:22,976 sell them on commission 970 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,976 how much do you think there were i 971 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,976 always start everything at 25. 972 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,976 then you know it's a hard business 973 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:29,976 selling pictures 974 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,200 yeah people don't buy art nowadays 975 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,467 no appreciation no taste no perception 976 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,440 and no perspective 977 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,467 let me have your name and address i'll 978 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:45,976 come back later 979 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,000 hello 980 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,000 [Music] 981 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,440 hello join hi tiny 982 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,933 where'd you get that off nick 983 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,467 what about my ring you know how much a 984 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,467 good diamond cost well i gave you 900. 985 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,520 would you pipe down 986 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,976 you've been telling me what a dope the 987 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000 old guy is 988 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,680 maybe you're the dope 989 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,976 he tells us paintings are worth a lot of 990 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,133 money did you check up on a story 991 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,976 what's wrong with it they're worth just 992 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:32,976 25 993 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,600 bucks a piece that's what's wrong you're 994 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,000 crazy 995 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,533 if i weren't a gentleman well don't get 996 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:41,976 sore 997 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,133 well and don't tell me i'm crazy 998 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,976 i tell you the old boys are phony his 999 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,680 money isn't foamy is it 1000 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,976 he could borrow dough or have it stashed 1001 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:56,976 away 1002 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,976 or even steal it chris steele jeepers 1003 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,976 johnny he's not the type he wouldn't 1004 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:01,976 have nerve enough to steal 1005 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,976 well he didn't get it from his pictures 1006 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,976 it may be dumb but not about art 1007 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:06,976 the day he took me to the museum he 1008 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:07,976 explained how everything was done you 1009 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:08,976 should have heard him people stood 1010 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,520 around and listened 1011 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,133 what museum the metropolitan yipe 1012 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:15,976 they've got pictures there with a 1013 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,040 million bucks 1014 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,200 where you going 1015 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:30,976 i'm gonna make a monkey out of you lazy 1016 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,976 legs you can't take his pictures to the 1017 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:33,976 museum 1018 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,280 who says i can't 1019 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,200 you know who brought them jail way 1020 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,533 a daymond janeway don't you know who mr 1021 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:57,976 jane weaves 1022 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,600 he's an art critic the best authority in 1023 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,680 new york on modern art 1024 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,533 he took one look and bought them both i 1025 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,976 couldn't even give him my pictures 1026 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,976 not for nothing he wants to get hold of 1027 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,976 you you told me to telephone him 1028 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,520 you wait here no no 1029 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,000 [Music] 1030 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:33,001 [Applause] 1031 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,000 [Laughter] 1032 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,200 for cat's sake what's so funny you 1033 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,333 are smarty pants you're the mr fixer 1034 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,976 who's gonna make a monkey out of poor 1035 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,440 dopey little kitty 1036 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,976 so you gave away two pictures for a 1037 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,976 couple of dimes and now you can't 1038 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:49,976 collect the dime 1039 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,360 oh dry up jeepers 1040 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,976 now what what am i gonna tell chris he 1041 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,120 won't find out 1042 00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:58,976 better heck he won't that janeway's a 1043 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,400 critic he writes for the newspaper ah 1044 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:02,976 golly you got us in a spot i told you 1045 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,976 not to do it you're just nervous the old 1046 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,976 guy who sold him doesn't know me from 1047 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,600 adam hey give me that drink i can use it 1048 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,680 chris huh he's got a key 1049 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,333 well go ahead see who it is hurry up 1050 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,976 all right i beg your pardon but we're 1051 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,976 looking for a man and i'm afraid i don't 1052 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:36,976 know his name 1053 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,200 oh and i'm afraid i can't help you 1054 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,120 i'm sorry look 1055 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,000 there 1056 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,867 these are his oh there he is 1057 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,976 why did you run away from me like that 1058 00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,000 huh here 1059 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,976 fifty dollars less twenty percent i 1060 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,976 don't know what you're talking about 1061 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,976 what the pictures you brought me perhaps 1062 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,976 we better introduce ourselves my name is 1063 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:08,001 jane way 1064 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,600 this is mr delaroe how do you do what is 1065 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:11,976 it you want 1066 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:12,976 we'd like to find out who painted the 1067 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,680 pictures you don't know 1068 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,976 of course they don't know that's what 1069 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:18,976 we're here for 1070 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,976 look if you're a friend of the painter 1071 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:21,976 you will put mr delaware in touch with 1072 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:22,001 him 1073 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,976 why'd you buy those pictures if you 1074 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,800 don't know who painted them 1075 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,400 because they're good who painted them 1076 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,533 no johnny no oh don't be so modest miss 1077 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:41,001 marge 1078 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,467 now you see you got me in bed she made 1079 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,680 me promise not to tell 1080 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,600 that's why i made out like i didn't know 1081 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,976 she is funny about her painting never 1082 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:53,976 lets anyone see it 1083 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,976 doesn't even put her name on her 1084 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,680 pictures so i observed 1085 00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,976 you're an extraordinary artist mr oh no 1086 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:00,976 see 1087 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,976 she can't stand for anybody to talk 1088 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,976 about her she got the idea pictures 1089 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,976 weren't any good that's why i took those 1090 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:07,001 two to you 1091 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,533 to give her confidence i knew they were 1092 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:10,976 good 1093 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,467 now i'll take that money i never would 1094 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,800 have guessed it was a woman 1095 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,976 nor i your work is very strong with 1096 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,976 march may we see some more of it 1097 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,133 sure go ahead look in the studio 1098 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,976 you're crazy to try a thing like this 1099 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,976 for cat's sake i thought they were 1100 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,976 cops i know what i'm doing they don't 1101 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,976 know from nothing i can't fool that 1102 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:37,001 critic 1103 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,976 you always wanted to be an actress now's 1104 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,976 your chance you've been around the old 1105 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,976 boy long enough to pick up his lingo 1106 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,976 feed janeway some of that i'll get him 1107 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,133 in here alone with you no no wait 1108 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,976 how long has she been painting ever 1109 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000 since she was a kid mr janeway 1110 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,976 never went to art school did she no she 1111 00:59:59,000 --> 00:59:59,976 just picked it up 1112 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:00,976 i guess i'm the only one who's been 1113 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,976 encouraging her kind of helping her 1114 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:03,976 along 1115 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,400 as a friend you know just a friend oh 1116 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,933 i didn't get your name prince 1117 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,200 say mr jane she's uh kind of upset 1118 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,400 maybe you'd go and talk to him you're 1119 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,000 glad to 1120 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,200 well mr del oro 1121 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,976 i wonder if miss march would let me have 1122 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:35,976 all of these 1123 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,867 well it depends um what's uh 1124 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,333 in it for her prices will have to be 1125 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,680 built up mr prince but 1126 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:55,976 i can usually tell whether a canvas has 1127 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,976 been painted by a man or woman 1128 01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,976 but you fool me completely miss march 1129 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,976 your work is not only original it has a 1130 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,200 masculine force 1131 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:04,976 how long does it take you to paint a 1132 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,000 picture 1133 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,133 sometimes a day sometimes a year 1134 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,533 you can't tell it has to grow of course 1135 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,400 it's a matter of feeling you know how 1136 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,360 how feeling grows 1137 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,467 it's like like falling in love i guess 1138 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:26,976 [Music] 1139 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,600 that's a very good description the way i 1140 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:30,976 look at it 1141 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,333 every painting if it's any good is a 1142 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,000 love affair 1143 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,976 yeah i quote that no no no please don't 1144 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:38,976 write about me 1145 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,976 i can say you're going to be a very hard 1146 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,400 case why don't you have confidence in 1147 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:44,976 your work 1148 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,400 because i can't draw you do all right 1149 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,976 i just put a line around what i feel 1150 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,680 when i look at things 1151 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,976 you're a very stimulating person to talk 1152 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,133 to how are you two getting along 1153 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,976 i think i'm breaking the ice kitty mr 1154 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,976 delauro wants to handle all your work 1155 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:04,976 exclusively 1156 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,467 is it all right as a friend i'd advise 1157 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:08,976 it could you come to the galleries 1158 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:09,976 tomorrow 1159 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,333 what time any time that's convenient 1160 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:14,976 how about 12 o'clock and then lunch 1161 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,360 afterward with me 1162 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,000 well i 1163 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,467 she'll be there i'm glad you're around 1164 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,400 mr prince to make up her mind for her 1165 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,533 i can see your tiredness marge this has 1166 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:29,976 been enough for one evening 1167 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,533 we'd better go until tomorrow thanks mr 1168 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:33,976 jangle 1169 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,533 so long good evening night mr dora good 1170 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,000 night 1171 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,600 good night all right 1172 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,000 lazy legs 1173 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,976 i don't know what you told jane way but 1174 01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:58,976 you got them eating right out of your 1175 01:02:59,000 --> 01:02:59,001 hand 1176 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,976 it won't stop with lunch well what's the 1177 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,000 difference 1178 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,976 if you mean oh stop acting like a green 1179 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,000 kid 1180 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:08,976 let him talk about what he wants to talk 1181 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,976 about and he won't talk about art 1182 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,467 if i had any sense i'd walk out on you 1183 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,680 you haven't got any sense 1184 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,600 right here just like you'd sign a letter 1185 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,000 come on 1186 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,067 catherine march kitty for cat's 1187 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,680 sake put that one back 1188 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,000 kitty 1189 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,600 chris oh kitty i happen to be in the net 1190 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,400 oh hello mr cross i just dropped in i 1191 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,680 thought millie was here 1192 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:02,976 see i hope you don't mind my looking at 1193 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,867 your picture oh no uh not at 1194 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,000 all mr prince fine work that's 1195 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,400 remarkable painting you have a little 1196 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:11,976 trouble with perspective don't you 1197 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,976 yes that's one thing i never could 1198 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,440 master perspective 1199 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,600 well i i guess i'll have to run along so 1200 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:20,976 long mr cross 1201 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:21,976 if millie drops him tell her i'll be at 1202 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,400 tiny's place oh don't bother i'll let 1203 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,000 myself out 1204 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,867 has he been here long no why 1205 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,600 i don't like him johnny's all right he's 1206 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:40,976 a nice fella chris really is i don't 1207 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,800 know why you don't like him 1208 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,680 well was he the one one 1209 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,976 what well you said there was one man oh 1210 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,976 for heaven's sake won't you ever forget 1211 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:51,976 that 1212 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,976 no go ahead and paint if you want to i'm 1213 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:54,976 not gonna stick around if you're gonna 1214 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,000 torment me 1215 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,000 kitty 1216 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,600 oh kitty oh leave me alone i'm going out 1217 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,000 for dinner 1218 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,976 kitty don't be angry why do you come 1219 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,976 here if you want to crawl i didn't ask 1220 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:47,976 you to come here 1221 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,200 oh please kitty oh for pete's sake 1222 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,600 go and paint well i can't i i i can't do 1223 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,133 a thing when you're angry with me 1224 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,533 do you want me to go i want you to stay 1225 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,120 here and paint 1226 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,333 chris i'm sorry chris but why do you 1227 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,976 torment me about something that's over 1228 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:19,976 and done with 1229 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,120 well because i 1230 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,133 would you marry me you can't well 1231 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,976 something might happen what you better 1232 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,976 not let your wife hear you talking like 1233 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:31,976 that 1234 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,976 of course i'd marry you if you were free 1235 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,360 but you're not so 1236 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:37,976 let's not talk about it now you go on 1237 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,133 and paint what could i paint you 1238 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,467 well i was going to do this myself but 1239 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,120 paint me chris 1240 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,680 they'll be masterpieces 1241 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,000 [Music] 1242 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,000 [Music] 1243 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,000 so 1244 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,976 hello adele i dropped over the butcher 1245 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,680 shop like you told me to 1246 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,800 i got a nice piece of liver 1247 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,533 how long have you known catherine march 1248 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,000 answer me 1249 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:08,976 i don't know what you're talking about 1250 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,800 how long have you known her 1251 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,976 well now don't get excited uh let me 1252 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:14,976 help you off with your code well you're 1253 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:15,976 the one that's excited look at you 1254 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,976 get away with that knife do you want to 1255 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,040 cut my throat 1256 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,333 long have you known her i don't know 1257 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:27,976 what you're talking about 1258 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,976 don't lie to me you've been copying her 1259 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:30,976 work for years 1260 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:31,976 pretending you painted those pictures 1261 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,976 out of your own head and all the time 1262 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:34,976 you were just copying the work of a real 1263 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:35,976 artist 1264 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,976 i'll bet you're at dela rose every day 1265 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:38,976 making notes where 1266 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,600 you know where delaware's art gallery on 1267 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,976 57th street have got a window full of 1268 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:45,867 paintings by catherine march 1269 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,533 you're talking crazy she gets 500 for a 1270 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:49,976 single picture 1271 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,600 she's a genius no wonder i used to think 1272 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:53,976 sometimes there was something in your 1273 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:54,976 work 1274 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,680 now i know why if you do 1275 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,976 ever do any more painting around here i 1276 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:01,976 swear i'll write that woman a letter 1277 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,400 telling her you're stealing her ideas 1278 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,533 what a thief oh rather better watch out 1279 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,533 oh next thing he was stealing his money 1280 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,600 not that one honey del oro is asking for 1281 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:21,976 more pictures 1282 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:23,976 chris just finished it he'll miss it 1283 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,600 janeway says the new 1284 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,600 pictures are the best things you've done 1285 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:31,976 [Music] 1286 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,976 wasn't i right about janeway lazy lake 1287 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,976 yeah but he gets on my nerves i've been 1288 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,976 out to dinner with him three times this 1289 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:38,976 week and now he's talking about 1290 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,000 breakfast 1291 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,976 he's getting that look in his eye all 1292 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:44,976 you gotta do is keep it there well it's 1293 01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:46,976 all very well for you to say but what 1294 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,333 about the wear and tear on my nerves 1295 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,267 papa will take care of kitty baby's 1296 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:53,976 gonna have a 1297 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,467 big diamond ring and a shiny limousine 1298 01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:00,533 and a penthouse and johnny he goes with 1299 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:02,976 the penthouse 1300 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,000 [Music] 1301 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,000 chris 1302 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:19,976 how did my pictures get into del oro's 1303 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,000 window 1304 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,067 oh chris don't be angry with me 1305 01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,600 no i'm not angry i just can't understand 1306 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:34,976 it's not possible 1307 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,133 forgive me darling i needed money 1308 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,133 i'm gonna take the furniture back 1309 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,976 it was humiliating i i couldn't ask you 1310 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,133 for more you've been so generous 1311 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,133 i just couldn't so i saw somebody 1312 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,067 you actually saw those pictures 1313 01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,976 oh i know i shouldn't have put my name 1314 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,000 on him but 1315 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,976 mr delauro wanted to know who paid him 1316 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,600 and i i just couldn't give him your name 1317 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,933 no i can't tell him different 1318 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,520 no funny part is it 1319 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,976 it didn't seem to make any difference 1320 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:18,976 yes well the funny part is it made a 1321 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:20,680 great deal of difference 1322 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:21,976 if i'd brought those pictures to a man 1323 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:24,600 like del oro he wouldn't have taken them 1324 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:27,133 a failure kitty oh you're a great 1325 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,133 painter chris mr doro said so and 1326 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,680 so did mr janeway that is 1327 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,976 they say i am well they're going to keep 1328 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:40,976 on saying it 1329 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,267 oh crap oh no don't don't kitty not 1330 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:44,976 don't cry 1331 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,533 i'm happy why are you just like a dream 1332 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:48,001 oh 1333 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,333 chris is so good some kind well what 1334 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:51,976 difference does it make whose name is on 1335 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,933 those pictures yours are mine 1336 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,533 why it just like we were married only i 1337 01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,120 take your name 1338 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,400 well that gives me a little authority 1339 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,000 around here 1340 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,976 i want to paint your picture kitty how 1341 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,000 about it 1342 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,000 come with me 1343 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,000 [Music] 1344 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:35,976 know what we're going to call this 1345 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,000 [Music] 1346 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,040 self-portrait 1347 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:22,200 what hello damon hello there hello 1348 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:24,976 well this is the first time i've ever 1349 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,733 agreed with you jane wayne 1350 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,467 thank you i find the painter even more 1351 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,800 fascinating than a painting 1352 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,976 what you like mona lisa without the 1353 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:35,000 smile 1354 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:38,467 something hidden sometimes it seems as 1355 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,976 if she were two people i mentioned that 1356 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:41,976 in my notice would you 1357 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,120 care to see it 1358 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,000 [Music] 1359 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:05,976 it's gross man outside says he wants to 1360 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,000 see you who 1361 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:10,467 i get no name sir but he said he was a 1362 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:13,000 detective 1363 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,000 [Music] 1364 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:25,000 [Music] 1365 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,976 you the detective well i used to be mr 1366 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:41,000 cross 1367 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:43,680 don't you recognize me 1368 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,000 [Music] 1369 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:51,600 oh quite a shock huh 1370 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,400 i don't think mr cross keep your head 1371 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:57,680 i'll explain everything 1372 01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,976 well i was in trouble at the time i'd 1373 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,976 been collecting a little extra money my 1374 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,976 speakeasies along the waterfront 1375 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,467 word got around the headquarters i was 1376 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,600 up for investigation 1377 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,976 one night i'm down by brooklyn bridge 1378 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,680 trying to fix things up 1379 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,976 man runs in to speak easy and says woman 1380 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,733 just jumped off the bridge 1381 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,976 so i run out and tear off my coat jump 1382 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:20,976 in 1383 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,976 away i thought i'm hoping i don't come 1384 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,000 up again 1385 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,200 you mind huh no 1386 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:35,600 well there i am swimming around the dark 1387 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,733 i had hold of her hat once 1388 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,976 next thing i know i'm all tired up i 1389 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:41,976 heard a tugboat whistle on right down on 1390 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,000 top of me 1391 01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,976 comes a cold bark so i grab a hole and 1392 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:46,976 climb a board 1393 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,533 i look down my hand what do you think i 1394 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:50,976 got 1395 01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,976 her pocketbook that's what i grabbed a 1396 01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:55,400 hold of when i thought it was her hat 1397 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:57,976 and inside is twenty seven hundred 1398 01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,680 dollars and folding money 1399 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,976 imagine anybody committing suicide with 1400 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,200 that much money 1401 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,976 well the cool barge unloaded on a banana 1402 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,680 boat bound for honduras 1403 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,467 well i went with it yeah but if you're 1404 01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,000 not dead 1405 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,533 then i'm not really married to adele am 1406 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,000 i 1407 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,600 what's it worth to you for me to keep my 1408 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,680 mouth shut and just uh 1409 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,680 fade away yes but but 1410 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:33,533 if you're adele's husband wait a minute 1411 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:36,467 i can see you need a dell i need money 1412 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:41,600 your cashier it ought to be easy for you 1413 01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:42,976 to put your hands on a couple of 1414 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:43,976 thousand 1415 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,600 oh i i i i couldn't do a thing like that 1416 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,533 are you going back to her no but not to 1417 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,680 do you a favor mister 1418 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,133 i'm clearing out for adele's sake 1419 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,976 and don't think you're gonna get any 1420 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:03,600 piece of mind either 1421 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:06,267 i might turn up again someday she'd 1422 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,976 kick you out in a minute for a man like 1423 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:10,000 me 1424 01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,333 uh i'll i'll i'll get you some money 1425 01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:17,976 now you're using your head yeah but you 1426 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:18,976 you will have to wait here i 1427 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:21,600 can get it after we close at six o'clock 1428 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,040 oh wait cross 1429 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:25,000 [Music] 1430 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,067 hello johnny hello kitty hi i'm 1431 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:29,976 marketing hi 1432 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,600 don't forget the champagne baby nice car 1433 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,976 you have johnny she go fast huh i'd like 1434 01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:38,000 to see any cop try to catch me 1435 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:39,976 say i give you four bits for a bucket 1436 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:41,280 full of that ice 1437 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,000 okay johnny 1438 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,976 can i borrow the ice pick you give it 1439 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,000 back sure 1440 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,000 thank you 1441 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,333 only 200 well that's all i could get 1442 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,976 don't you think your wife's worth more 1443 01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:08,000 than that 1444 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,976 well look i i i want you to get all 1445 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,976 that's coming to you mr higgins 1446 01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:14,976 and what about the insurance money 1447 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,120 insurance yeah 1448 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:19,533 two thousand dollars on your life adele 1449 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:20,001 collected it 1450 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,533 it's really yours isn't it she keeps it 1451 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,600 right in her bedroom 1452 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:26,976 now i i wouldn't touch a penny of it mr 1453 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:27,976 higgins but 1454 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:30,333 if you took it it would be perfectly 1455 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:31,976 legal 1456 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:34,400 but just how but i get it that's easy 1457 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,976 this is the night that she always goes 1458 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,360 out to the movies 1459 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:42,067 i let you in you take the money 1460 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:45,040 i let you out 1461 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,533 but why don't you get it oh i got to be 1462 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,976 able to say that i didn't touch it 1463 01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:53,120 you know adele 1464 01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:00,467 what if she don't go out and i show up 1465 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,933 your goose is cooked isn't it 1466 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:07,680 uh i can play it safe 1467 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,600 huh well if you come along the street at 1468 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:15,440 11 o'clock tonight 1469 01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:24,000 [Music] 1470 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:04,600 okay why are you whispering how come the 1471 01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:06,976 lights are on 1472 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,976 mrs michaels you remember mrs michaels 1473 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:09,976 don't you 1474 01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,680 oh yeah and the neighbors 1475 01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,600 where's the money in there in the bottom 1476 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,520 drawer on the chest 1477 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,680 okay give me the flag 1478 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:35,000 [Music] 1479 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:40,001 [Applause] 1480 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,000 [Music] 1481 01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:45,000 please 1482 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,000 [Music] 1483 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,120 all your fears 1484 01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:07,120 love love love 1485 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,280 johnny oh johnny 1486 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:19,680 lazy jeepers i love you 1487 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,000 what's that 1488 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,000 [Music] 1489 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:41,000 chris 1490 01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:48,133 johnny is it chris call him quick 1491 01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:51,000 chris 1492 01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:54,976 i gotta push you over on your head how 1493 01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:56,976 did i know he was coming here tonight 1494 01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:58,976 i don't understand you don't understand 1495 01:21:59,000 --> 01:21:59,976 anything oh i get sore 1496 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,976 well what use of my brains if i'm tied 1497 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:02,976 up with a dumb clock like you i told you 1498 01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:04,976 to watch your step didn't i that's right 1499 01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:05,976 blame it on me 1500 01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:06,976 why'd you keep me here tonight i didn't 1501 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,520 want to stay johnny 1502 01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:10,976 don't talk like that well it's the truth 1503 01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:11,976 i'm fed up with you 1504 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:14,400 johnny that's the only thing you ever 1505 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,680 understood i'm through 1506 01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:26,000 [Music] 1507 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:31,680 jeepers i love you johnny 1508 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:41,680 jeepers i love you johnny 1509 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:47,200 oh lord have mercy upon us sinners 1510 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:49,976 the way of the sinner is made plain with 1511 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:50,976 stones 1512 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:53,467 for the end thereof is the pit of hell 1513 01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:56,680 oh lord be merciful to me 1514 01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,000 a sinner 1515 01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:08,133 millie yeah kitty you seen johnny 1516 01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:11,976 i thought he'd go to tiny's was he 1517 01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:13,040 getting tight 1518 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,333 no just a fight listen he can't live 1519 01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:17,976 without me any more than i can live 1520 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:20,600 without him said he was coming back here 1521 01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:23,467 to beat me up jeepers the way that guy 1522 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,976 shoots off his mouth oh you don't have 1523 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,533 to warn me that's just the way he talks 1524 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:32,533 if you were in love you'd understand oh 1525 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:33,976 stop 1526 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,933 it johnny wouldn't kill a fly 1527 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,360 that's love honey 1528 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:43,467 here he is now and has he got a bun on 1529 01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:46,600 goodbye hello johnny 1530 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,733 come on johnny i heard you 1531 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,600 you lied to me kitty 1532 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,467 was him wasn't it can i help it if i'm 1533 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:12,000 in love 1534 01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:14,680 no just an infatuation 1535 01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:18,533 you couldn't love a man like that kitty 1536 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:22,267 he's evil he wouldn't let you alone 1537 01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:24,280 isn't that right 1538 01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:28,467 i wanted to kill him well that's wrong 1539 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:31,520 why'd you come here 1540 01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:35,976 to ask you to marry me what about your 1541 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:36,976 wife i haven't any wife that's finished 1542 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:37,976 i can't say 1543 01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:39,933 my husband turned up i'm free 1544 01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:42,976 [Laughter] 1545 01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:44,680 hold on don't cry kitty 1546 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:46,976 i i know how you feel but that's all 1547 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:48,000 over now 1548 01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:51,976 we all make mistakes i don't care what's 1549 01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:53,000 happened i 1550 01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:55,976 uh i can marry you now i i want you to 1551 01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,333 be my wife we we'll go away together 1552 01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:01,600 way far off so you can forget this other 1553 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:03,000 man 1554 01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:06,133 don't cry kitty please don't cry 1555 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,333 i'm not crying you fool i'm laughing 1556 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:12,467 kitty oh you idiot how can a man be so 1557 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:16,000 dumb kitty 1558 01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:23,976 i wanted to laugh in your face ever 1559 01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:25,976 since i first met you you're old and 1560 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:26,976 ugly and i'm sick of you sick 1561 01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:29,400 sick sick kitty for heaven's sake you 1562 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:30,976 killed johnny 1563 01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:31,976 i'd like to see you try why he'd break 1564 01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:33,680 every bone in your body 1565 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:35,976 he is a man you don't want to marry me 1566 01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:36,976 you 1567 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:39,600 get out of here get out get away from me 1568 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:41,867 chris chris get away from me 1569 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:58,000 hey oh 1570 01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:02,533 you look out johnny you killed somebody 1571 01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:21,000 [Music] 1572 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:30,000 [Music] 1573 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:45,000 [Music] 1574 01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:17,000 so 1575 01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:45,000 grace 1576 01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:12,800 hold on grace wait a minute 1577 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,976 what made you do it chris when these 1578 01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:19,976 officers called me i i wouldn't believe 1579 01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:21,976 it we were tipped off on the telephone 1580 01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:23,976 by a man named higgins i checked the 1581 01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:25,680 cash before you came in 1582 01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:27,867 you know how much is missing 1583 01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:31,976 over twelve hundred dollars we'll take 1584 01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:32,976 him along you can make the complaint mr 1585 01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:34,600 hogarth hold on boys 1586 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:37,976 i just can't do it but mr hallguard i 1587 01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:39,976 know you've done your duty and i'm 1588 01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:41,120 obliged to you 1589 01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:43,976 there's a box of cigars on the table 1590 01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:44,976 take them along with you 1591 01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:47,000 okay mr hogarth it's up to you 1592 01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:58,000 chris it was a woman wasn't it 1593 01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:02,600 i thought so i'm not going to put you in 1594 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:04,000 jail chris 1595 01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:07,133 only of course you're through hmm 1596 01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:30,200 well i didn't do anything i'm on a 1597 01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:33,533 i'm on a lawyer where was you picked up 1598 01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:35,976 riverside drive he tried to get away in 1599 01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:37,680 the murdered girl's car 1600 01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:39,200 that was my car 1601 01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:44,600 this is yours too it's got your initials 1602 01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:45,976 on it 1603 01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:48,600 but it's her blood his hundred and forty 1604 01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:50,976 dollars was taken out of a packable it 1605 01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:52,000 was mine 1606 01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:56,467 it's her diamond ring worth oh five to 1607 01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:58,520 six hundred dollars 1608 01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:02,400 you guys know a lot don't you it cost 1609 01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:05,200 twelve hundred here's her personal 1610 01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:07,976 jewelry 1611 01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:10,400 not much value but he cleaned her out 1612 01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:12,976 well why wouldn't i she didn't have any 1613 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:14,680 more use for it did she 1614 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:21,976 listen you guys i want a lawyer i'm a 1615 01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:23,680 citizen i got my rights 1616 01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:27,333 this belongs to you too huh it's got 1617 01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:30,600 your fingerprints on it well naturally i 1618 01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:32,976 picked it up how did i know she was dead 1619 01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,133 i thought she was asleep at first 1620 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:40,267 she didn't paint those pictures old 1621 01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:42,976 cross isn't as dumb as he looks 1622 01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:45,400 he painted him the accused brought me 1623 01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:46,976 two pictures 1624 01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:49,600 he told me miss march painted them in my 1625 01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:50,976 expert opinion 1626 01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:53,600 there's no doubt about it she was a very 1627 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,000 great artist 1628 01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:56,976 she told me she was an artist when she 1629 01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:59,200 rented this studio he was with her 1630 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:00,976 i didn't like him then and i don't like 1631 01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:02,520 him now yeah he was 1632 01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:04,976 mean when he was drunk he said he was 1633 01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:05,976 going to fix it when he left my place 1634 01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:06,976 around 1635 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,976 2 a.m that's when i tell him you look 1636 01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:10,976 out johnny you killed somebody 1637 01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:12,976 so he killed her with my ice pick and 1638 01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:14,976 then i heard her say hello johnny before 1639 01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:15,976 she hung up 1640 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,267 he was there all right what i don't 1641 01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:19,976 understand is talk about her being an 1642 01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:20,976 artist 1643 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:22,976 i never saw her paint that was one of 1644 01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:23,976 her peculiar traits 1645 01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,533 she never let anyone see her paint i've 1646 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:27,976 compared her handwriting with a 1647 01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:28,976 signature 1648 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:31,200 there's no question mr cross paint 1649 01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:35,533 he only copied her work he's a thief he 1650 01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:37,976 stole from me from his employer from 1651 01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:39,200 catherine march 1652 01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:42,267 my wife uh i mean my former life is 1653 01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:44,000 correct 1654 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:46,600 i really can't paint 1655 01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:49,976 my copies were so bad i had to destroy 1656 01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:51,000 them forget 1657 01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:53,000 he's lying 1658 01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:06,200 hello mission cross oh tom crocker 1659 01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:09,040 evening globe 1660 01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:11,976 oh yes tom crocker joe williams morning 1661 01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:12,976 world yeah 1662 01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:15,200 conway for the legend hi cigarette 1663 01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:18,733 well thanks trying to sing 1664 01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:22,600 yeah i don't like to cover execution but 1665 01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:24,976 i must say this is one i don't mind 1666 01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:26,976 you sure could johnny's goose mr cross 1667 01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:28,976 when you testified you couldn't paint 1668 01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:29,976 nobody cooked johnny's goose except 1669 01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:32,333 johnny the way he shot off his mouth 1670 01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:33,976 he was a dead pigeon when he dragged the 1671 01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:35,800 girl's name through the mud 1672 01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:37,976 i watched the jury did he kept his trap 1673 01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:39,976 shut he might have got off in his life 1674 01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:40,976 sure the evidence was only 1675 01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:42,976 circumstantial what do you mean 1676 01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:44,976 got a fair trial didn't he yeah but 1677 01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:46,680 there's always a doubt 1678 01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:47,976 i suppose you followers are going to say 1679 01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:49,976 there's a miscarriage of justice 1680 01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:51,976 that someone is getting away with murder 1681 01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:53,680 not me there's no such 1682 01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:55,976 thing mr cross nobody gets away with 1683 01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:57,000 murder 1684 01:32:58,000 --> 01:33:00,533 how's that oh don't get him started you 1685 01:33:01,000 --> 01:33:01,976 took your ear off 1686 01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:04,600 that's his pet theory all right go ahead 1687 01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:06,976 and laugh all you like 1688 01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:08,976 but no one escapes punishment i figure 1689 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:11,600 we have a little courtroom right in here 1690 01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,733 judge jury and executioner 1691 01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:17,976 i don't get it well murder never solved 1692 01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:19,976 anything how about it fellas you covered 1693 01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:20,976 lots of trials 1694 01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:21,976 i'm sorry but i have to admit you're 1695 01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:23,976 right the problem just moved in here 1696 01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:25,733 where it can never get out 1697 01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:28,600 right here in solitary so what so you go 1698 01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:30,800 right on punishing yourself 1699 01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:33,133 you can't get away with it never 1700 01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:35,976 now that doesn't make any sense well you 1701 01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:36,976 haven't seen as much of murders i have 1702 01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:38,000 mr cross 1703 01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:39,976 i'd rather have the judge give me the 1704 01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:42,133 works and have to do it to myself 1705 01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:44,000 [Music] 1706 01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:50,067 what time they throw the switch 1707 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:53,000 11 o'clock 1708 01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:05,000 [Music] 1709 01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:17,000 so 1710 01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:19,000 [Music] 1711 01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:30,600 i didn't do it i tell you i didn't do it 1712 01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:31,976 won't anybody believe me 1713 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:33,976 give me a break somebody i never had a 1714 01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:35,680 square deal in my life 1715 01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:38,400 or somebody somebody giving them free 1716 01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:47,000 [Music] 1717 01:34:58,000 --> 01:34:59,000 so 1718 01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:07,000 [Music] 1719 01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:27,000 so 1720 01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:29,000 [Music] 1721 01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:56,400 i'm here baby jeepers i love you john 1722 01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:02,600 johnny lazy leg lazy 1723 01:36:12,000 --> 01:36:13,000 [Music] 1724 01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:34,040 oh johnny now 1725 01:37:01,000 --> 01:37:03,533 you killed me chris you're old and ugly 1726 01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:05,867 and you killed me you killed 1727 01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:08,467 me you killed you no no kitty it's him 1728 01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:10,976 you were innocent you were pure that's 1729 01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:12,976 what he telling you he's the murderer 1730 01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:14,733 no he's not not johnny see 1731 01:37:16,000 --> 01:37:18,600 chris she loves me that's why you had to 1732 01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:20,976 die 1733 01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:23,133 you're the one i killed now she's 1734 01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:25,000 mindless 1735 01:37:26,000 --> 01:37:28,400 you killed johnny i'd like to see you 1736 01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:30,680 cry he'd break everybody 1737 01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:48,000 [Music] 1738 01:37:58,000 --> 01:37:59,000 [Applause] 1739 01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:01,000 um 1740 01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:07,680 there's something wrong 1741 01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:17,000 [Music] 1742 01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:30,000 [Music] 1743 01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:35,067 it's all right old man it's all 1744 01:38:38,000 --> 01:38:39,000 [Music] 1745 01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:43,440 i right you johnny 1746 01:39:05,000 --> 01:39:07,333 get up come on come on get up get up 1747 01:39:09,000 --> 01:39:11,467 oh it's you haven't i told you to keep 1748 01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:12,976 out of this park 1749 01:39:13,000 --> 01:39:13,976 you know the mayor's orders 1750 01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:15,000 [Music] 1751 01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:24,976 get on down to the border where you 1752 01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:26,000 belong 1753 01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:29,200 come on come on 1754 01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:42,976 who's that rick oh he's got a crazy id 1755 01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:44,976 he killed a couple of people five or six 1756 01:39:45,000 --> 01:39:46,976 years ago can't get it off his mind 1757 01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:49,133 always trying to give himself up 1758 01:39:51,000 --> 01:39:53,533 wants to be tried and executed you know 1759 01:39:54,000 --> 01:39:55,000 these nuts 1760 01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:11,000 [Music] 1761 01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:32,000 [Applause] 1762 01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:41,067 well there goes her masterpiece 1763 01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:44,000 [Music] 1764 01:40:50,000 --> 01:40:52,533 for 10 000 i shouldn't think you'd mind 1765 01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:07,000 [Music] 1766 01:41:16,000 --> 01:41:17,000 time 1767 01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:20,000 [Music] 1768 01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:24,000 i love you 1769 01:41:57,000 --> 01:41:58,000 you