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. Merry, merry, merry Christmas

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. Dong what they send
dong without end

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. Theirjoyful tone to every home

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. Dong what they send
dong without end

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. Theirjoyful tone to every home

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. Ding dong, ding dong.

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. La-la la la la

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. Fa la-la la la

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. Deck the hall
with boughs of holly

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. Fa la la la-la

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. La-la la la

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. 'Tis the season to bejolly.
Fa la la la-la . La-la la la

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. Don we now our gay apparel

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. Fa la la la la-la

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. La la la
. Troll the ancient yuletide carol

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. Fa la la la-la

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. La-la la la

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. Fa la la l
La-la la la la

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. Fa la la la-l
Fa la la-la la la

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. La la-la la la

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. La-la l
La-la la la

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. Ooh ooh ooh oo
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

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. Ooh ooh oo
Ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh

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. Fa la la la l
La-la la la la

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. Fa la-la la l
Fa la-la la la.

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[Fingers Snap

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[Snap Snap

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[Playin TheAddamsFamily Theme

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[Snap Snap

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[Clock Chimes

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Think of it, Thing.

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For 25 years

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we've attempte to contact Feste

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in the great beyond

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and for 25 years..

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Nothing l'm beginning to thin

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my brother truly is lost.

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Don't be a baby

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l know what l'm doing

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[Muffled Moans.

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Help me

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l would die for her
l would kill for her.

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Either way, what bliss.

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Unhappy, darling.

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Oh, yes.

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Yes, completely.

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Gomez..

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Sun

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llmeperce comme unpoignard.

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Oh, Tish.

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That's French.

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Oui.

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Cara mia.

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En garde, MonsieurSoleil.

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Gomez..

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Last night you were unhinged.

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You were like som
desperate howling demon.

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You frightened me.

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Do it again

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[Squeaks.

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Thankyou, Lurch

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[Squeaks

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[Groans

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[Squawk.

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Damn you, Addams.

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Sorry about the window, Judge.

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Keep the ball

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l have a whole bucketful.

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You moron

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lt is a milestone, Tish.

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This very night, our 25th seance
All those years gnawed by guilt..

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Undone by woe..

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Burning with uncertainty.

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Don't torture yourself, Gomez.

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That's myjob.

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Oh, Tish

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lmagine, darling
if Fester did come back..

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Halfalive... barely human

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a rotting shell.

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Don't tease.

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Ouch.

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Stop it

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l'm warning you.

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Look, darling. Tully is here.

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Ah.

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Tully.

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Romping with Gate.

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These are you
last paying clients

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may l remind you
lf it gives you pleasure.

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Something has to

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like a decent coat
something dressy for evening.

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Ask for a loan-- beg.

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No loans. l am not a bum.

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Don't say it

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l'll get the money
l have a plan.

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This is all so humiliating

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Why did l marry you.

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Because l said yes

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l'm here to see Mrs. Addam

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about the charity auction

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[Growl.

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Stop it! Let go of me.

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Ah, missed

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What's that.

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Dirty pool, old man l like it.

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Had enough.

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Hah

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Where's my pen.

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Never mind

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l'll take yours.

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First, the old business.

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Charity auction lt's ridiculous.

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Perhaps it's in here
l don't think so

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"Uncle Niknak's winter wardrobe.'

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"Uncle Niknak's summer wardrobe.'

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"The Fester Addam
offshore retirement fund"

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What would it do
What wouldn't it do.

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Fester, all tribute to thee.

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Some called him inhumanly evil.

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No

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l called him brother.

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His memory must live o
forever... through money

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l'm depositing the fund
under my name for tax purposes.

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That's inspired.

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He would've wanted it that way.

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Beloved Fester

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lndeed.

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For Fester.

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For Fester, a brother.

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My brother.

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One ofa kind.

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So good with children

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- The doctors all said
- Kind to animals.

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They never proved anything
$l million is the perfect amount

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lt's brilliant

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lt's untraceable.

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But, Tully
it's not old business

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lt's going to have to wait
You know the rules better than that.

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This is different
This is in my name.

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Make an exception.

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Old business is old business.

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This is new business and we do
not discus new business until..

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Next quarter.

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Next quarter.

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Next quarter.

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Fine lunge

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but your riposte-
tsk tsk tsk

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a tad rusty.

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Make yourselfcomfortable, old man

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while l get the mone
for the monthly expenses

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[Snap Snap Snap There it is.

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Just what we've been searching for.

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Thankyou, Thing.

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My God

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What is it.

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A finger trap fro
the court of Emperor Wu

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lt must be worth a fortune.

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Ooh, Morticia.

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This is too extravagant..

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Even for the auction.

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Let's keep it.

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Hush, Mama

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Widows and orphans

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We need more ofthem.

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Margaret..

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Hmm.

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About the seance tonight

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l wish you'd come

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lt's Gomez

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l'm terribly worried about him.

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He can't sleep.

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He keeps coughing up blood.

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He coughs up blood

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Well, not like he used to

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[Roar.

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Down, kitty

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[Grrr

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[Groans.

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There.

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The monthly expenses

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[Crash.

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Miss Bradbury.

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Miss Bradbury.

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She's gone home, Mr. Alford.

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Oh, Mrs. Craven

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l wasjust about to call you

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l'm certain you were.

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You haven't met my son Gordon

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have you, Mr. Alford.

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Hello

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ls this the one, Mother.

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That deadbeat you mentioned.

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No, w-wait. Wait, wait, wait.

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Hold on. Hold on.

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Hold on. You have to listen to me.

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Do we, Mr. Alford? And why.

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Hear me out Hear me out.

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Please..

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Please..

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Please! Ah
Your call, Mother.

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Gordon and l enjo a very special
relationship She's a pip.

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Refreshing, no? Down, Gordon

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- Mother
- Gordon.

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Gordon.

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Yeow

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We've lent yo
a considerable sum

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many thousands ofdollars

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l don't have the money
l've tried everything.

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Payment due.

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Oh, Gordon, l want to believe him.

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Make me proud.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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He lied to us, Mother.

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Those are doubloon
for the Addams account

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- Addams
- There's a fortune.

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But nobody can get to it
l've tried.

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Have you.

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Have you tried hard enough.

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Ask him, sweetheart.

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No, no, no, sweetheart
Don't ask.

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Fester

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[Thunder

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lt's a miserable night.

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Seance weather.

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Children, we're starting.

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Put down that antenna [Laughing

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lt's unbelievable.

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This hideous creatur
and my little boy.

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They could be twins.

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But they're his family. What make
you think they'll fall for it.

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You shave your head
We dress you up. No problem.

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They'll think he's Fester

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their long-lost brother

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l hope so, foryour sake

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l've been the Addams lawye
foryears.

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They're morons.

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Obviously

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- They got this vault
- Where

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l'm not sure That's a problem.

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Fester's been missing for 25 years.

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He and Gomez had a fight.

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Gomez feel
incredibly guilty about it.

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He'll tell you anything. Just ask

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lt's foolproof

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lt had better be. Now, get out

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lt's going to be great.

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You're gonna get back al
the money l owe you and--and more.

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You'll see. Really.

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This is it, Mother
The one we've been waiting for

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no more storefront scams

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l get the gold, and we're gone.

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And Tully takes the rap.

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Gordon, it's brilliant.

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No, not Gordon.

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Ofcourse not.

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Fester.

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Big night foryou guys
eh, small fry.

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Hello, sweetheart.

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Could you.

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Oh..

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Thank God

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Welcome, honored guests.

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Entrails

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[Playing Music By Bach.

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Sing, O spirits
Harken all souls.

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Every year on this date

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we offer a clarion cal
to Fester Addams.

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Stop it.

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Pugsley

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[Giggles.

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Kids
From generation to generation

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our beacon to the beyond.

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All close eyes and join hands.

282
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,779
Ow! What a grip! Ow.

283
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,349
Oh, my hand.

284
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,919
Ohh! My hand.

285
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:48,490
She's got my hand Aah.

286
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,494
Aah

287
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:51,821
[Laughing.

288
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,396
Aah.

289
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:56,532
Excuse me.

290
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,101
O.K., pumpkin, sit down
Join the fun.

291
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,705
Mama, you should know better.

292
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:06,275
Thing, you're a handful

293
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,347
Wednesday..

294
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:10,510
From the power ofthe grave Tonight,
O Death let us be your plague.

295
00:19:10,511 --> 00:19:13,151
Let us ransom yo.

296
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,084
Mama.

297
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:17,550
Fester Addams ceolicouris ferimanibo-

298
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:25,830
l feel that he's near.

299
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:28,959
Fester Addams..

300
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:30,395
Gatheryour strength..

301
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:34,436
And knock three times

302
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:39,873
[Knock Knock Knock.

303
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,113
Did you hear that.

304
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,439
Ask again, Mama, quickly

305
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:43,875
- By all means
- Ask, ask.

306
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:49,712
Fester Addams
l demand that you knock again

307
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,729
[Knock

308
00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,056
[Knock [Knock.

309
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,765
He's at the door

310
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,845
- Could it be
- ls it him

311
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,522
- ls it possible
- Oh, my God.

312
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,659
Fester.

313
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,192
Gomez

314
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,642
[Heavy German Accent
Good evening

315
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,509
l am Dr. Pinder-Schloss

316
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,274
[Thunder.

317
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,785
He was found in Miami

318
00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,718
tangled in a tuna net

319
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:00,924
lt wasjust last mont

320
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,388
during the Hurricane Helga.

321
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:08,100
The sky it was black like pitch.

322
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,426
The waves, they were walls ofdoom.

323
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,296
Can you imagine.

324
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,095
They drag him from the ocean

325
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,137
from the veryjaws ofoblivion.

326
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,473
There were tests so many tests.

327
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:25,048
A complete psychological profile.

328
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,717
At long last

329
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,181
the Florida Departmen
ofthe Fish and the Game

330
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,389
they say, lo and behold

331
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,181
oh, my, oh, my, oh, my..

332
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,290
Go tell it on the mountains

333
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,529
he is your brother

334
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,230
[Crying.

335
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,559
Boom! They give him to m
at Human Services

336
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:48,330
and l am bringing him
after all these years

337
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:49,505
after who know what heartache

338
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:54,179
after the naked and the dead

339
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:57,041
l am bringing him home to you.

340
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,078
That's preposterous

341
00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:02,014
lsn't that the most ridiculous thin
you've ever heard.

342
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,156
Ahh

343
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,757
lt certainly is.

344
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:07,155
Now you're back.

345
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:08,291
Yes, back.

346
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,722
Back to share yourjoys
your sorrows-

347
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:13,056
Hey, everything

348
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:16,062
l just don't know.

349
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:18,098
How does this work, again.

350
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,770
An infant would understand.

351
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:21,964
Ha ha.

352
00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:24,140
Fester Addams..

353
00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:24,671
Home at long last

354
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:29,142
Well, at least for a week.

355
00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:31,815
A week.

356
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,847
Don't be ridiculous You're home.

357
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:34,518
Sorry, but l have to get back.

358
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:40,191
Got a lot ofthings cookin
in the Bermuda Triangle.

359
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,188
Oh, Gomez.

360
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:45,230
Devil's lsland.

361
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:46,192
The black hole of Calcutta.

362
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:47,227
Excuse us.

363
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,365
Second honeymoon

364
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:51,229
[Sizzling

365
00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:52,903
[Morticia
Dr. Pinder-Schloss

366
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:53,797
will you be staying with us, too.

367
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,701
No, no. l must be going.

368
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:59,774
But l will be back, you can bet

369
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:03,311
to be checkin
on Fester's adjustment.

370
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:04,207
Cool.

371
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:07,350
Nobody gets ou
ofthe Bermuda Triangle

372
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:08,018
not even for a vacation.

373
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:10,221
Everyone knows that.

374
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,620
So much you don't understand.

375
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:19,388
The human spirit it is a hard thing
to kill Even with a chain saw.

376
00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:31,101
Unpacking.

377
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,435
Let me

378
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,476
lt's all right. l can do it.

379
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:37,716
Crowbar.

380
00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:43,849
Dynamite

381
00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:52,754
"Cyanide.'."

382
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:56,233
Fester..

383
00:23:56,502 --> 00:23:59,300
As ifwe'd run out.

384
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:03,640
Good night.

385
00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:36,470
Nosy little brat

386
00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:58,292
[Door Creaks Closed

387
00:25:38,604 --> 00:25:40,538
[Clang Who's there

388
00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:51,906
[Thunder.

389
00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:13,261
Aah.

390
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,402
Aah.

391
00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:15,299
Aah! Aah! Aah.

392
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:20,443
My own dear brother

393
00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:24,878
l've got goose bumps

394
00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:26,811
l know.

395
00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:28,918
Screams in the night..

396
00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:31,053
Lt can only mean one thing.

397
00:26:31,657 --> 00:26:35,252
He's home

398
00:26:35,561 --> 00:26:36,391
[Screaming.

399
00:26:36,662 --> 00:26:39,062
Please! Please.

400
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:42,198
Leave me alone.

401
00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:11,763
Breakfast.

402
00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:14,494
Damn, it's good to have you back.

403
00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:15,791
Let's go.

404
00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:19,171
Two out ofthree.

405
00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:22,864
Ha ha ha ha ha.

406
00:27:23,576 --> 00:27:26,010
Home cooking.

407
00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:29,214
There's nothing like I
in the world.

408
00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:30,449
May l have the salt

409
00:27:33,619 --> 00:27:35,587
What do we say.

410
00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,482
Now

411
00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:49,224
What is this.

412
00:27:49,702 --> 00:27:51,294
Mama's specialitede la maison.

413
00:27:51,604 --> 00:27:55,540
Oh, Tish.

414
00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:59,403
Start with the eyes.

415
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,742
Did you sleep well
Like the dead.

416
00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:07,882
Really? Who would hav
thought the Bermuda Triangl

417
00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:08,745
could change a man so much.

418
00:28:09,054 --> 00:28:11,545
You used to toss and turn all night

419
00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:15,555
We had to chain you to the bedpost
Doesn't make sense

420
00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:18,359
[Lurch Groans The Bermuda Triangle is
a ver strange and mysterious place.

421
00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:24,299
You'd be surprised at al
the things you don't know

422
00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:26,162
[Fire Hisses.

423
00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:28,872
She certainly would

424
00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:30,631
Wednesday adore
the Bermuda Triangle.

425
00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:33,344
She studies it.

426
00:28:33,579 --> 00:28:35,342
Death at sea-
She's hooked.

427
00:28:35,614 --> 00:28:36,914
Ask me anything.

428
00:28:40,619 --> 00:28:42,712
Being in my old roo
sure brings back memories.

429
00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:44,387
Remember Camp Custer.

430
00:28:44,657 --> 00:28:48,252
For preteen offenders

431
00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:49,289
[Hissing.

432
00:28:56,702 --> 00:28:58,431
Aren't memories precious.

433
00:28:58,704 --> 00:29:03,835
Today l'd like to wande
through the house...remembering.

434
00:29:04,109 --> 00:29:07,272
No, no. Sorry, old man
no wandering today.

435
00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:09,844
Today we're goin
straight to the vault

436
00:29:13,018 --> 00:29:13,507
[Brakes Squeal

437
00:29:13,819 --> 00:29:16,754
[Car Horn Honks

438
00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:17,886
[Loud Crash.

439
00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:21,217
Bravo, Pugsley.

440
00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:29,728
Greed

441
00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:38,338
l feel like we're children again.

442
00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:41,011
Tag. You're it

443
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,544
Whee

444
00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:44,680
. Playmate, come ou
and play with me

445
00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:45,678
. And bring your dollies three

446
00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:46,542
. Climb up my apple tree

447
00:29:46,852 --> 00:29:48,114
. Look down my rain barrel

448
00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:50,012
. Slide down my cellar door

449
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:52,587
. And we'll bejolly friends
. Forevermore.

450
00:29:54,093 --> 00:29:54,821
Aah.

451
00:29:57,997 --> 00:29:59,965
Oh.

452
00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:02,724
Aah.

453
00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:07,103
Smell that air, Fester

454
00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:08,203
[Choking.

455
00:30:10,376 --> 00:30:11,376
Like a tomb.

456
00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:19,050
Tuttia bordo, fratello mio.

457
00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:22,583
The sea-- your second home

458
00:30:22,888 --> 00:30:23,855
[Gasping Ship ahoy

459
00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:29,994
[ltalian Music Plays

460
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:36,096
[Singing OSole Mio.

461
00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:43,036
Do you think that'
really Uncle Fester.

462
00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:45,277
Father says so
but l think Mother isn't sure.

463
00:30:49,782 --> 00:30:50,146
Pugsley, sit in the chair

464
00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:53,077
- Why
- So we can play a game

465
00:30:58,824 --> 00:30:59,688
What game

466
00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:03,626
lt's called..

467
00:31:03,896 --> 00:31:05,295
Ls ThereA God

468
00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:10,066
[Singing ln ltalian.

469
00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:32,188
Ha ha

470
00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:34,554
1 0 to the left.

471
00:31:34,793 --> 00:31:35,452
And then around to..

472
00:31:36,829 --> 00:31:39,559
Uh...5

473
00:31:39,832 --> 00:31:40,560
1 1

474
00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:44,234
2, 1 0, 1 1

475
00:31:44,503 --> 00:31:46,266
Eyes, fingers, toes.

476
00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:47,802
So many years

477
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,782
Welcome back.

478
00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:01,652
Thanks.

479
00:32:01,653 --> 00:32:04,817
Our secret place.

480
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:06,022
Sanctus sanctorum

481
00:32:06,325 --> 00:32:10,056
lfthese wall
could speak, eh, old man

482
00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:11,421
What, uh what would they say.

483
00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:13,426
You tell me.

484
00:32:13,699 --> 00:32:14,427
You first.

485
00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:17,100
Uh-uh.

486
00:32:17,369 --> 00:32:18,427
Senior partner.

487
00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:21,002
Junior spaceman.

488
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,138
First a brandy. Do the honors

489
00:32:25,411 --> 00:32:26,469
l've got a real treat in store

490
00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:30,806
Where is it
you ridiculous imbecile

491
00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,141
[Humming OSole Mio

492
00:32:57,443 --> 00:32:59,968
[Growling

493
00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:06,012
[Whimpering.

494
00:33:11,657 --> 00:33:13,591
Aha.

495
00:33:13,892 --> 00:33:17,191
Show time.

496
00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:48,184
There.

497
00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:49,552
The debutante ball.

498
00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:53,322
Remember that fateful night.

499
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:55,660
Ofcourse.

500
00:33:59,304 --> 00:34:03,172
Your first cigar

501
00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:04,874
What? Come on
l've smoked since l was 5.

502
00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:07,840
Mother insisted.

503
00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:11,344
Flora and Fauna.

504
00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:15,212
Quite the pair, eh, Gomez.

505
00:34:15,521 --> 00:34:17,546
Can you ever forgive me

506
00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:20,250
What

507
00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:24,053
l didn't love them
yet l wooed them bot.

508
00:34:24,663 --> 00:34:30,101
You were so dashing, you coul
have any woman you wanted

509
00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:32,736
l wasjealous

510
00:34:33,038 --> 00:34:35,302
lnsanelyjealous

511
00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:36,437
l admit that now.

512
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:42,471
But l did not mean to drive you off.

513
00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:45,239
Not to the Bermuda Triangle

514
00:34:45,551 --> 00:34:47,485
Water under the bridge.

515
00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:49,811
Forgiven. Forgotten.

516
00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:59,257
Come on. Say it.

517
00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:02,022
Say the secret password.

518
00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:03,266
The password? l..

519
00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:06,970
Come on. Stop fooling
You remember

520
00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:10,838
l'm choking. Please.

521
00:35:11,143 --> 00:35:12,542
You forgot our secret password

522
00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:14,972
the word we use
a hundred times a day

523
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,542
our special private nam
for each other.

524
00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:21,876
That was a long time ag
when we were children.

525
00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:25,156
You almost killed me
you demented freak.

526
00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:29,861
Poor devil, what did they d
to you in that Bermuda Triangle.

527
00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:33,091
But if he's not Uncle Fester
then who is he.

528
00:35:33,332 --> 00:35:34,899
Somebody else

529
00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,200
lt has to warm up

530
00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:37,330
Why.

531
00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:40,197
So it can kill you

532
00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:41,529
l knew that.

533
00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:45,439
Children, what are you doing

534
00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:46,802
l'm going to electrocute him.

535
00:35:47,079 --> 00:35:49,377
But we're lat
for the charity auction.

536
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:50,376
But, Mother..

537
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:51,377
L said no.

538
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:52,912
Please.

539
00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:57,621
Oh, all right.

540
00:36:07,432 --> 00:36:10,162
This magnificent piec
is encrusted with rubie

541
00:36:10,435 --> 00:36:11,834
and 1 5 emerald chips.

542
00:36:12,104 --> 00:36:17,064
Uh, it was donated b
Morticia and Gomez Addams.

543
00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:20,106
Remember, this year
over halfour proceed

544
00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:23,542
will benefit the elderl
and the mentally disabled

545
00:36:24,049 --> 00:36:26,916
l'll open the bidding at $5,000

546
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,449
5? Hah! Not good enough

547
00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:30,687
$20,000

548
00:36:30,989 --> 00:36:33,389
What are they doing

549
00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:34,921
l have 20

550
00:36:35,227 --> 00:36:36,956
- 25
- 25

551
00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:37,957
Cara mia

552
00:36:38,230 --> 00:36:38,958
30

553
00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:41,165
Mon sauvage

554
00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:42,194
35

555
00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:43,529
50

556
00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:47,101
l have $50,000.

557
00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:48,430
Your turn, my ecstasy

558
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:54,043
50,000 going once
50,000 going twice.

559
00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:57,373
Sold to Morticia Addams for $50,000

560
00:36:57,649 --> 00:36:59,640
[Ecstatic Moaning

561
00:37:09,061 --> 00:37:13,498
lsn't it too enchanting
How do you take it off.

562
00:37:17,102 --> 00:37:19,730
There's a trick to it..

563
00:37:21,139 --> 00:37:24,438
Ofcourse

564
00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:30,444
[Train Whistle

565
00:37:32,617 --> 00:37:36,678
"How do you take it off?'
That's absurd."

566
00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:40,389
That finger tra was a party
favo at his 1 0th birthday.

567
00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:46,258
Oh, no.

568
00:37:46,565 --> 00:37:48,157
Father's playing with his trains.

569
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:51,868
He wore that finger tra
for two years.

570
00:37:52,137 --> 00:37:54,901
Mother had to teach hi
to eat with his feet.

571
00:37:55,173 --> 00:37:58,574
And the combinatio and the passwor
and my cigar and he slept so well.

572
00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:05,973
He's using the diesel.

573
00:38:17,095 --> 00:38:18,119
The covered bridge.

574
00:38:20,432 --> 00:38:22,024
Dead man's curve.

575
00:38:59,271 --> 00:39:00,465
Aah

576
00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:06,505
[Whistle Blows Aah

577
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:10,975
[Maniacal Laughing.

578
00:39:15,921 --> 00:39:17,218
Aah

579
00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:18,979
lt's all abou
Uncle Fester, isn't it.

580
00:39:29,201 --> 00:39:31,396
Spirits above me give me a sign.

581
00:39:31,670 --> 00:39:35,401
Shall l bejoyous
or shall l be damned.

582
00:39:51,289 --> 00:39:53,348
Sleepless night

583
00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:57,725
Walk with me, Fester.

584
00:40:03,034 --> 00:40:06,299
Aunt LaBorgia.

585
00:40:06,605 --> 00:40:07,537
Executed by a firing squad.

586
00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:09,329
Cousin Fledge.

587
00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:15,103
Torn limb from lim
by four wild horses.

588
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:19,474
And darling Uncle Eimar
Buried alive.

589
00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:25,079
Psychopaths..

590
00:40:25,357 --> 00:40:28,292
Fiends..

591
00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:29,755
Brutes, Fester.

592
00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:32,997
Pioneers.

593
00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:35,665
Lest we forget.

594
00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:36,457
Your beloved Muerto.

595
00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:42,799
Afteryou left
he was simply a different vulture.

596
00:40:43,074 --> 00:40:45,508
He wouldn't circle.

597
00:40:47,212 --> 00:40:48,512
He wouldn't peck.

598
00:40:49,347 --> 00:40:53,181
That's how muc
you mean to this family.

599
00:40:59,424 --> 00:41:01,289
Mother and Father Addams.

600
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,825
How l wish the childre

601
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:05,858
could have known them better

602
00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:10,727
but tell that to an angry mob.

603
00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:13,866
And our credo

604
00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:17,801
"Sicgorgiamusallo
subjectatosnunc. '"

605
00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:21,375
We gladly feast on thos
who would subdue us.

606
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:26,276
Notjust pretty words.

607
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,720
As an Addams

608
00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,854
you understand completely
don't you.

609
00:41:35,126 --> 00:41:35,387
As an Addams..

610
00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:38,322
Yes, l do.

611
00:41:41,399 --> 00:41:42,457
Good night, Fester.

612
00:41:44,736 --> 00:41:47,933
Rest in peace.

613
00:41:57,682 --> 00:41:58,512
They're on to me, Mother
l'm almost sure.

614
00:41:58,783 --> 00:42:02,913
Ofcourse l tried. l still can'
find it. You gotta get over here

615
00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:05,952
"Arsenic, cyanide"-
cyan--arsenic.

616
00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:07,954
Don't say that.

617
00:42:08,226 --> 00:42:11,161
You know l do

618
00:42:11,463 --> 00:42:12,191
[Groans.

619
00:42:12,464 --> 00:42:13,954
His trains are everywhere.

620
00:42:14,232 --> 00:42:15,324
The children are beside themselves

621
00:42:15,567 --> 00:42:19,003
ls that foryour brother

622
00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:20,202
l don't think so.

623
00:42:28,647 --> 00:42:33,141
How can l help him
Tell me, Mama.

624
00:42:33,652 --> 00:42:37,088
Troubled husbands.

625
00:42:37,322 --> 00:42:38,084
Adultery.

626
00:42:38,356 --> 00:42:39,084
Oh, no.

627
00:42:39,357 --> 00:42:41,848
Uh, financial, money troubles.

628
00:42:42,127 --> 00:42:44,061
No

629
00:42:44,362 --> 00:42:46,125
"Turned into toad or reptile.'"

630
00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:48,093
ls there an index

631
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:48,661
[Groans.

632
00:42:48,933 --> 00:42:50,696
They know l'm a fraud.

633
00:42:50,969 --> 00:42:53,369
The whole bunch

634
00:42:53,638 --> 00:42:55,367
lt's not going to work

635
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,370
Who knows? Gomez
that overheated moron.

636
00:42:58,643 --> 00:43:01,143
He's no moron He's Fester's brother
They had som awful fight years ago.

637
00:43:03,148 --> 00:43:05,878
He's suspicious
They all are. l can tell.

638
00:43:06,184 --> 00:43:09,520
Really? Well thank God l came over
here l will counse the troubled family

639
00:43:09,521 --> 00:43:11,921
ease their distress

640
00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:14,681
lt's my calling
remember, Gordon

641
00:43:15,326 --> 00:43:19,285
[German Accent l'm a doctor

642
00:43:20,565 --> 00:43:24,001
Why don't you spea
to Fester, darling.

643
00:43:24,235 --> 00:43:25,998
He's right outside the door

644
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:27,295
l would speak with Feste
ifthat were Fester

645
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:29,835
but that is not
That's an impostor.

646
00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:32,371
An impostore.

647
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:36,706
A charlatan! A sham.

648
00:43:36,981 --> 00:43:38,710
A counterfeit

649
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,184
[Swordplay.

650
00:43:43,455 --> 00:43:45,719
Hmm..

651
00:43:46,024 --> 00:43:50,051
O villain, villain
smiling, damned villain

652
00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:52,090
Who calls me a villain
breaks my pate across

653
00:43:52,363 --> 00:43:53,091
cuts off my beard
and blows it in my face

654
00:43:53,364 --> 00:43:56,128
lf l must strike you dead
l will.

655
00:43:56,401 --> 00:43:58,562
Ohh..

656
00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:05,541
Ohh..
Ahh..

657
00:44:06,478 --> 00:44:07,206
No.

658
00:44:07,479 --> 00:44:12,815
No, no, no, no, no, no.

659
00:44:13,051 --> 00:44:14,814
Give me that sword.

660
00:44:15,086 --> 00:44:16,815
Haven't you eve
slaughtered anyone.

661
00:44:17,088 --> 00:44:19,352
He's only a child.

662
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:20,919
No excuse.

663
00:44:21,226 --> 00:44:22,955
Aim for a major artery.

664
00:44:23,228 --> 00:44:24,957
Thejugular.

665
00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:25,491
A faker.

666
00:44:25,797 --> 00:44:27,424
A phony.

667
00:44:27,699 --> 00:44:31,100
An utter fraud.

668
00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:32,734
A base, deceitful-

669
00:44:33,037 --> 00:44:35,870
Mr. Addams

670
00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,903
l believe l am understanding.

671
00:44:38,510 --> 00:44:44,107
The theory ofdisplacement-

672
00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:47,150
No. Tish

673
00:44:47,151 --> 00:44:49,751
ls this familiar.

674
00:44:47,418 --> 00:44:48,908
Oh, it is too exciting

675
00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,950
l will explain

676
00:44:52,223 --> 00:44:53,523
ls it unpleasant.

677
00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:55,617
Deeply.

678
00:44:56,694 --> 00:45:03,497
Your very own brother you drive him away "Go!
Offwith you!'.

679
00:45:05,003 --> 00:45:05,833
But then you are feelin

680
00:45:06,104 --> 00:45:09,403
the little black monster
Pugsley Guilt. Yes.

681
00:45:11,142 --> 00:45:14,873
Your brother returns
You feel guilty.

682
00:45:15,146 --> 00:45:17,047
You displace.

683
00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:19,915
The feeling in your brain cells

684
00:45:19,916 --> 00:45:21,516
l do

685
00:45:20,185 --> 00:45:21,914
they bubble and collide.

686
00:45:22,187 --> 00:45:25,588
You suspect things You love
him but you resent him.

687
00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:29,621
Love. Hate.

688
00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:31,589
Hate. Love
Like for Mama. No

689
00:45:32,997 --> 00:45:36,865
l didn't hate my mother
lt was an accident

690
00:45:37,135 --> 00:45:40,764
lt's a very common psychosis
l'm seeing it every day.

691
00:45:41,039 --> 00:45:41,300
Lucky doctor.

692
00:45:41,606 --> 00:45:46,043
Displacement. How bizarre.

693
00:45:46,277 --> 00:45:50,043
And here l though
Fester was the problem.

694
00:45:50,315 --> 00:45:51,043
He's sullen

695
00:45:51,649 --> 00:45:53,913
- He sulks
- l suspect him

696
00:45:54,219 --> 00:45:56,619
- You're unbalanced
- And l hate him.

697
00:45:56,888 --> 00:45:59,448
By God, you're right He is Fester
Thankyou, Dr. Pinder-Schloss

698
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,691
l do what l can.

699
00:46:05,964 --> 00:46:09,491
You see, children
there's lots to learn

700
00:46:12,103 --> 00:46:14,537
"Gangrene.' Ooh..
Uncle Fester how do you know so much"

701
00:46:17,475 --> 00:46:20,876
l've been around
l pick things up

702
00:46:21,145 --> 00:46:23,545
ln the Bermuda Triangle.

703
00:46:24,148 --> 00:46:26,343
Look, children a new chapter

704
00:46:26,618 --> 00:46:29,018
- "Scabs.'
- "Scabs.'.

705
00:46:36,227 --> 00:46:38,286
Three parts dynamit
with a nitroglycerin cap

706
00:46:38,563 --> 00:46:41,327
lt's perfect fo
small holes, carports

707
00:46:41,566 --> 00:46:45,093
and toolsheds.

708
00:46:50,942 --> 00:46:55,675
Mother Everyone will be at th
children's play tonight, correct.

709
00:46:55,847 --> 00:46:58,611
Oh, yes
l've been working with them

710
00:46:58,883 --> 00:46:59,281
lt's going to be fun.

711
00:46:59,584 --> 00:47:00,073
Fun

712
00:47:00,351 --> 00:47:03,548
ls that wha we're here for, fun.

713
00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:07,890
See what they've driven me to

714
00:47:08,192 --> 00:47:09,921
l've raised a hand to my child

715
00:47:10,194 --> 00:47:11,494
my reason for living.

716
00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:15,160
You can't go to the play.

717
00:47:15,433 --> 00:47:17,833
But the kids..

718
00:47:18,102 --> 00:47:19,967
The house will be deserted
The vault will be ours.

719
00:47:20,238 --> 00:47:20,966
But, Mother..

720
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:24,640
Can you hear it, my treasure.

721
00:47:24,909 --> 00:47:27,673
My heartbeat
lt beats only foryou.

722
00:47:27,912 --> 00:47:31,439
Listen closely. lt says "Gordon,
l love you Gordon, the vault.'

723
00:47:32,517 --> 00:47:34,917
l do hear it.

724
00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:36,915
Soon we'll have the money

725
00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:40,624
and we'll be far from here.

726
00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:41,483
Loving mother..

727
00:47:41,759 --> 00:47:43,920
Grateful son.

728
00:47:44,228 --> 00:47:46,287
Understood.

729
00:47:49,233 --> 00:47:52,327
Ah, there you are, at last

730
00:47:52,603 --> 00:47:55,333
What a fool l was to doubt you.

731
00:47:55,606 --> 00:47:58,370
Dr. Pinder-Schlos
explained everything

732
00:47:58,609 --> 00:48:01,601
What a lovely woman. So chilly.

733
00:48:01,913 --> 00:48:05,747
Displacement
lt's a common psychosis

734
00:48:06,017 --> 00:48:07,780
lsn't that grand

735
00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:08,780
ls it.

736
00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:11,078
Look at it, Fester.

737
00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:12,788
The primeval ooze-

738
00:48:13,057 --> 00:48:15,355
quicksand, fumes, toxic waste

739
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:18,026
lt's all ours, Fester.

740
00:48:18,296 --> 00:48:20,059
You belong here, old man.

741
00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:20,787
Stay.

742
00:48:21,099 --> 00:48:24,500
You don't know what you're asking You
have a beautiful wife wonderful children

743
00:48:27,105 --> 00:48:30,541
a wasteland l'm in the way ln the way?
My brother.

744
00:48:35,947 --> 00:48:39,542
Gomez, take care Foryou
life is all fun and games.

745
00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:45,589
You dance in a graveyard
Stench. Decay.

746
00:48:46,524 --> 00:48:51,518
Precisely. You're back
All those years apart, Fester

747
00:48:54,232 --> 00:48:56,427
We can't do that again.

748
00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:00,259
You're home

749
00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:27,492
[Gomez Fore [Two Windows Break

750
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:30,829
[Dogs Bark.

751
00:49:31,102 --> 00:49:33,502
Damn you, Addams [Laughing.

752
00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:38,635
Uncle Fester

753
00:49:38,910 --> 00:49:39,672
[Knock On Door.

754
00:49:39,911 --> 00:49:41,879
Come on, Uncle Fester.

755
00:49:42,146 --> 00:49:44,580
Come to the play
l said l was busy.

756
00:49:46,517 --> 00:49:47,575
But you said you'd help u

757
00:49:47,852 --> 00:49:51,253
with the Shakespeare and the pus

758
00:49:51,522 --> 00:49:53,149
l changed my mind.

759
00:50:07,138 --> 00:50:11,575
Mrs. Addams can l see you for
a moment l'm Susan Firkins

760
00:50:12,176 --> 00:50:14,576
l'm Wednesday's teacher
Oh, ofcourse

761
00:50:14,846 --> 00:50:17,246
Wednesday's told u
so much about you

762
00:50:26,457 --> 00:50:28,186
Wednesday I
an excellent student

763
00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:29,517
but, frankly, l'm concerned.

764
00:50:29,794 --> 00:50:32,319
You see, this I
our class bulletin board.

765
00:50:32,597 --> 00:50:36,556
This month our them is our heroes-
people we love and admire.

766
00:50:38,269 --> 00:50:41,033
You see, Susan Ring
has chosen the president

767
00:50:41,305 --> 00:50:42,605
lsn't that sweet.

768
00:50:43,741 --> 00:50:48,269
And Harmony Fel
has picked Jane Pauley.

769
00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:51,071
Have you spoken to her parents.

770
00:50:52,683 --> 00:50:55,413
But Wednesda
brought in this picture-

771
00:50:55,686 --> 00:50:58,450
Calpurnia Addams

772
00:50:58,689 --> 00:51:00,350
Wednesday'
Great-aunt Calpurnia.

773
00:51:00,658 --> 00:51:03,286
She was burne
as a witch in 1 706.

774
00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:07,964
They say she danced nake
in the town squar

775
00:51:08,232 --> 00:51:09,722
and enslaved a minister.

776
00:51:10,034 --> 00:51:11,399
Really.

777
00:51:11,702 --> 00:51:13,533
Oh, yes But don't worry

778
00:51:14,138 --> 00:51:15,332
We've told Wednesda

779
00:51:15,606 --> 00:51:18,541
college first

780
00:51:19,043 --> 00:51:21,807
lsn't he adorable

781
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:23,341
l made this myself

782
00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:28,609
What is he, a lizard An elf.

783
00:51:30,221 --> 00:51:31,153
Look at you.

784
00:51:38,930 --> 00:51:39,862
That's better.

785
00:51:40,164 --> 00:51:41,324
You are too precious for words

786
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:46,434
Why, l could just eat you alive.

787
00:51:46,737 --> 00:51:48,364
Oh, no, Margaret. Too young

788
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,370
. La la la la la la
la la la la la

789
00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:56,079
. La la la la la la
la la la la la

790
00:51:56,347 --> 00:51:58,611
. Getting to know you

791
00:51:58,883 --> 00:52:01,818
. Getting to know all about you

792
00:52:02,086 --> 00:52:04,111
. Getting to like you

793
00:52:04,422 --> 00:52:09,485
. Getting to hope you like me

794
00:52:10,094 --> 00:52:16,522
. Putting it my way, but nicely
. You are precisely

795
00:52:18,035 --> 00:52:19,900
. My cup oftea...

796
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,661
Wednesday, Pugsley

797
00:52:21,939 --> 00:52:23,566
l changed my mind.

798
00:52:23,841 --> 00:52:26,002
Uncle Fester

799
00:52:28,512 --> 00:52:30,446
. When l am with you

800
00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:31,680
. Getting to know...

801
00:52:32,984 --> 00:52:34,918
Gordon? Gordon

802
00:52:35,219 --> 00:52:37,619
lt's Mother.

803
00:52:38,556 --> 00:52:40,319
Damn it, where is he

804
00:52:41,926 --> 00:52:45,327
l never should have used him

805
00:52:45,596 --> 00:52:47,962
. Free and easy

806
00:52:48,266 --> 00:52:49,665
. When l am with you

807
00:52:49,934 --> 00:52:55,668
. Getting to know what to say

808
00:52:55,973 --> 00:52:57,372
l knew you couldn'
stay away, old man

809
00:52:57,642 --> 00:53:00,770
. And breezy

810
00:53:01,045 --> 00:53:05,880
. Because ofall the mos
beautiful and new

811
00:53:06,150 --> 00:53:09,210
. Things that l a
learning about you

812
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:13,388
. Day by day

813
00:53:13,658 --> 00:53:14,386
. By day.

814
00:53:16,427 --> 00:53:17,291
Damn it.

815
00:53:20,131 --> 00:53:22,861
Gordon. Gordon.

816
00:53:23,134 --> 00:53:25,534
Are you there.

817
00:53:26,137 --> 00:53:26,865
Gordon.

818
00:53:31,275 --> 00:53:33,209
Ooh! Ooh! My goodness.

819
00:53:33,511 --> 00:53:35,376
Say! Look! Ooh
Will somebody come here-

820
00:53:35,613 --> 00:53:36,102
Oh, good--Oh! Aah.

821
00:53:36,414 --> 00:53:37,904
Oh, my.

822
00:53:38,182 --> 00:53:38,671
Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! Ah-ha ha.

823
00:53:38,983 --> 00:53:40,712
How all occasion
do inform against m

824
00:53:40,985 --> 00:53:44,614
and spur my dull revenge
Oh, from this time forth

825
00:53:44,789 --> 00:53:48,384
my thoughts be blood
or nothing worth

826
00:53:48,693 --> 00:53:50,991
lf l must strike you dead, l will.

827
00:53:52,596 --> 00:53:54,086
A hit.

828
00:53:55,599 --> 00:53:56,899
A very palpable hit.

829
00:54:06,377 --> 00:54:09,437
O proud Death..

830
00:54:09,714 --> 00:54:14,151
What feast is towar
in thine eternal cell.

831
00:54:15,052 --> 00:54:17,020
Sweet Oblivion, open your arms

832
00:54:17,288 --> 00:54:20,052
[Choking And Gasping For Breath.

833
00:54:35,706 --> 00:54:36,434
Bravo.

834
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:39,139
Bravo.

835
00:54:39,410 --> 00:54:41,241
Bravo.

836
00:54:41,512 --> 00:54:44,208
Bravo.

837
00:54:46,217 --> 00:54:48,481
Bravo Bravo.

838
00:54:49,987 --> 00:54:53,753
There were sailors, pirates

839
00:54:54,024 --> 00:54:57,755
and a plane full oftourist
from Miami Beach

840
00:54:58,028 --> 00:54:59,928
all lost in the Triangle.

841
00:55:00,197 --> 00:55:02,722
Uncle Fester
will you take me there someday

842
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,729
lt's a promise.

843
00:55:05,002 --> 00:55:06,162
Good night, Wednesday.

844
00:55:06,437 --> 00:55:07,165
Good night.

845
00:55:07,438 --> 00:55:09,872
You were terrific.

846
00:55:10,341 --> 00:55:13,435
Uncle Fester.

847
00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:36,865
A theatrical triumph

848
00:55:37,134 --> 00:55:39,295
lt's like a dream

849
00:55:40,037 --> 00:55:44,531
it was an evening much like this
Magic in the air.

850
00:55:46,177 --> 00:55:47,906
A boy.

851
00:55:48,179 --> 00:55:49,237
A girl.

852
00:55:49,513 --> 00:55:50,036
An open grave

853
00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:53,813
lt was my first funeral.

854
00:55:54,084 --> 00:55:58,578
You were so beautiful
Pale and mysterious.

855
00:55:59,223 --> 00:56:01,783
No one even looked at the corpse.

856
00:56:02,059 --> 00:56:04,823
Your cousin Balthazar.

857
00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:08,156
You were still a suspect

858
00:56:08,432 --> 00:56:10,491
l couldn't stop staring at yo

859
00:56:10,768 --> 00:56:12,497
all through the eulogy.

860
00:56:12,770 --> 00:56:18,640
Your eyes, your mustache

861
00:56:18,909 --> 00:56:20,433
your laugh.

862
00:56:22,947 --> 00:56:25,347
You bewitched me

863
00:56:25,950 --> 00:56:29,545
l proposed that very night
Just think-

864
00:56:30,187 --> 00:56:33,588
Someday we'll be buried here
side by side, 6 feet under

865
00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:38,960
in matching coffins

866
00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:42,063
our lifeless bodie

867
00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:44,961
rotting together for all eternity.

868
00:56:47,271 --> 00:56:48,329
Cara mia.

869
00:56:50,508 --> 00:56:54,342
Mon sauvage.

870
00:57:22,473 --> 00:57:25,499
Hey, bigfoot.

871
00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:31,207
Don't stare.

872
00:57:38,088 --> 00:57:40,488
Did you like the blood

873
00:57:42,526 --> 00:57:43,254
l was so proud

874
00:57:43,561 --> 00:57:44,289
Weren't we all

875
00:57:44,562 --> 00:57:46,257
Wednesday, play with your food.

876
00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:51,424
Aah.

877
00:57:51,702 --> 00:57:53,294
Aah.

878
00:57:53,604 --> 00:57:56,095
Mama

879
00:57:56,373 --> 00:57:58,136
Who put this in here.

880
00:57:59,543 --> 00:58:01,943
That's for company.

881
00:58:02,212 --> 00:58:02,940
Rascals.

882
00:58:03,247 --> 00:58:05,875
Doctor, you were so right

883
00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:09,415
What an evening [Morticia
Fester fit right in

884
00:58:11,055 --> 00:58:13,546
lsn't that nice.

885
00:58:13,547 --> 00:58:16,147
The displacement is over.

886
00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:16,393
Does he really have to go
Yes, he does

887
00:58:16,393 --> 00:58:20,261
Well, if he insists upon leaving

888
00:58:20,531 --> 00:58:23,728
we shall mark the occasion

889
00:58:25,336 --> 00:58:27,065
We've planned a farewell party.

890
00:58:27,066 --> 00:58:28,666
Tish

891
00:58:28,667 --> 00:58:31,399
We've invited the entire clan

892
00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:31,936
What a lovely gesture

893
00:58:32,242 --> 00:58:33,869
We're a family again

894
00:58:34,144 --> 00:58:37,011
and we owe it all to you
Dr. Pinder-Schloss.

895
00:58:37,281 --> 00:58:39,875
Please--Greta.

896
00:58:40,184 --> 00:58:42,118
Greta.

897
00:58:43,387 --> 00:58:44,479
Fester, walk me out

898
00:58:49,994 --> 00:58:51,723
l'm fine, Mother.

899
00:58:52,329 --> 00:58:54,092
They're not your family, Gordon

900
00:58:54,331 --> 00:58:55,093
l am.

901
00:58:55,332 --> 00:58:57,527
They don't love you

902
00:58:57,801 --> 00:58:58,733
l do.

903
00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:00,025
They're evi
and corrupt and degraded

904
00:59:00,304 --> 00:59:03,603
l can give you that

905
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:04,936
We'll see.

906
00:59:05,209 --> 00:59:05,937
Open up.

907
00:59:35,339 --> 00:59:36,863
A party.

908
00:59:37,141 --> 00:59:40,542
For me.

909
00:59:48,185 --> 00:59:49,117
Tish

910
00:59:49,420 --> 00:59:52,287
how long has it bee
since we've waltzed.

911
00:59:53,323 --> 00:59:54,950
Oh, Gomez.

912
00:59:59,229 --> 01:00:01,629
Hours

913
01:00:54,451 --> 01:00:54,849
... Too legit, too legit to quit..

914
01:00:55,119 --> 01:00:58,088
...Hey, hey..

915
01:00:58,355 --> 01:00:59,913
... Too legit, too legit to quit.....

916
01:01:00,190 --> 01:01:01,384
[Gibberish

917
01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:02,386
[Groans

918
01:01:02,659 --> 01:01:04,024
[Gibberish

919
01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:05,056
[Groans

920
01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:07,263
[Gibberish

921
01:01:07,564 --> 01:01:07,928
[Groans

922
01:01:08,232 --> 01:01:12,396
lt, old man
[Gibberish
You're right.

923
01:01:13,036 --> 01:01:14,435
Far too long

924
01:01:14,705 --> 01:01:17,401
[Gibberish.

925
01:01:21,845 --> 01:01:23,005
Don't let me out ofyour sight.

926
01:01:23,647 --> 01:01:26,047
These people are abnormal.

927
01:01:26,316 --> 01:01:27,044
Don't exaggerate

928
01:01:27,317 --> 01:01:28,716
[Gibberish

929
01:01:28,986 --> 01:01:29,714
[Gibberish.

930
01:01:33,557 --> 01:01:35,752
Oh, by all means.

931
01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:36,515
They're clients, Margaret

932
01:01:36,794 --> 01:01:38,091
Wheeee.

933
01:01:45,602 --> 01:01:48,127
Yes, Mother

934
01:01:48,405 --> 01:01:49,895
Would you run upstair

935
01:01:50,174 --> 01:01:51,607
and check on your uncle, please

936
01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:52,341
Why, Lumpy Addams.

937
01:01:52,643 --> 01:01:55,703
Look at you.

938
01:01:55,979 --> 01:01:57,606
All grown up

939
01:02:13,463 --> 01:02:14,191
[Gordon l understand

940
01:02:14,464 --> 01:02:16,625
[Mother l hope so.

941
01:02:17,234 --> 01:02:19,998
Don't let me down Don't buckle

942
01:02:20,270 --> 01:02:22,670
lt's not gonna be easy.

943
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:25,570
You can do I ifyou stop whining.

944
01:02:25,571 --> 01:02:28,571
There are people everywhere.

945
01:02:25,843 --> 01:02:28,243
Nobody likes that

946
01:02:28,512 --> 01:02:28,876
lt's unattractive.

947
01:02:29,179 --> 01:02:31,579
All right. Fine

948
01:02:31,849 --> 01:02:34,044
l will try and reac
the vault tonight.

949
01:02:34,318 --> 01:02:36,912
But if l can't

950
01:02:37,221 --> 01:02:38,950
well, then that's it.

951
01:02:39,223 --> 01:02:40,520
O.K., Mother

952
01:02:40,791 --> 01:02:42,281
l knew it.

953
01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:44,527
You are a fake
Come here, my little one

954
01:02:46,029 --> 01:02:46,757
Wednesday.

955
01:02:47,030 --> 01:02:48,657
Get her.

956
01:03:32,509 --> 01:03:36,138
Flora and Fauna Amor

957
01:03:36,413 --> 01:03:38,142
l cannot see

958
01:03:38,415 --> 01:03:41,714
l am blinded by such beauty.

959
01:03:41,985 --> 01:03:42,713
Gomez Addams.

960
01:03:42,986 --> 01:03:45,511
You terrible flirt.

961
01:03:45,789 --> 01:03:46,517
Always was.

962
01:03:46,790 --> 01:03:47,518
At least with me.

963
01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:48,519
Copycat.

964
01:03:48,792 --> 01:03:49,281
Tag-along

965
01:03:49,593 --> 01:03:51,527
Why, Gomez, the Amor twins

966
01:03:51,795 --> 01:03:53,558
l've heard so much about you.

967
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:56,430
Morticia, you nabbed him.

968
01:03:54,031 --> 01:03:54,895
This darling man.

969
01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:56,530
He was mine.

970
01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:59,358
He was mine How can l compete.

971
01:04:00,103 --> 01:04:01,866
You're twice the woman l am.

972
01:04:02,105 --> 01:04:03,834
Tully, the Amor twins.

973
01:04:04,141 --> 01:04:07,076
They're waiting for Fester.

974
01:04:07,377 --> 01:04:08,503
Amuse them.

975
01:04:10,047 --> 01:04:10,638
Hello, Tully.

976
01:04:10,948 --> 01:04:14,008
Oh, my God

977
01:04:14,284 --> 01:04:16,013
[Gibberish.

978
01:04:19,289 --> 01:04:21,587
You mean you don't know

979
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:22,483
lt's too intriguing.

980
01:04:22,759 --> 01:04:25,523
Fester's king ofthe castle again
isn't he.

981
01:04:25,762 --> 01:04:27,762
Fester's the older brother
so he gets it all-

982
01:04:28,799 --> 01:04:30,528
The house, the money
you name it.

983
01:04:30,801 --> 01:04:33,497
Fester's single, isn't he
Are you, Mr. Alford

984
01:04:35,472 --> 01:04:36,666
Why, Fauna-

985
01:04:36,940 --> 01:04:38,940
l'm Fauna

986
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:38,803
l'm Flora

987
01:04:39,042 --> 01:04:41,476
l'm flattered.

988
01:04:41,745 --> 01:04:43,372
Excuse me, ladies

989
01:04:47,084 --> 01:04:48,847
l can't find her anywhere.

990
01:04:49,086 --> 01:04:51,520
Let'sjust leave.

991
01:04:52,122 --> 01:04:53,953
Now pull yourselftogether.

992
01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:56,055
She'll turn up
the little cockroach.

993
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:59,129
Get to the part
or they'll suspect something.

994
01:04:59,129 --> 01:05:01,495
Yes, Mother

995
01:05:01,496 --> 01:05:07,636
l'll be down soon.

996
01:05:07,637 --> 01:05:08,365
Everyone

997
01:05:08,638 --> 01:05:10,799
your attention, please

998
01:05:13,543 --> 01:05:15,272
[Music Stops.

999
01:05:15,545 --> 01:05:19,413
Tonight we dance fo
our treasured guest of honor-

1000
01:05:19,683 --> 01:05:20,411
Fester Addams.

1001
01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:25,881
The mamushka.

1002
01:05:26,156 --> 01:05:30,456
Taught to u
by our Cossack cousins

1003
01:05:30,727 --> 01:05:32,820
the mamushka has bee
an Addams family traditio

1004
01:05:33,096 --> 01:05:36,122
since God knows when

1005
01:05:36,433 --> 01:05:38,924
We danced the mamushk
while Nero fiddled

1006
01:05:39,202 --> 01:05:41,363
We danced the mamushk
at Waterloo

1007
01:05:42,572 --> 01:05:46,303
We danced the mamushk
forJack the Ripper.

1008
01:05:46,576 --> 01:05:48,669
And now, Fester Addams

1009
01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:54,349
this mamushka is foryou

1010
01:05:58,855 --> 01:06:00,186
[Russian Music Plays

1011
01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:16,734
Where are you going
There's trouble.

1012
01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:18,736
Hey, not to worry.

1013
01:06:19,009 --> 01:06:19,737
Plan "B.'.

1014
01:06:20,010 --> 01:06:21,739
But that hideou
little girl knows-

1015
01:06:22,012 --> 01:06:22,740
l'm in charge

1016
01:06:23,013 --> 01:06:24,742
1 0 minutes, l'll be back

1017
01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:22,937
. Mamushka

1018
01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:24,366
. Mamushka

1019
01:07:24,975 --> 01:07:26,943
. Hey, hey, hey, hey

1020
01:07:27,677 --> 01:07:33,547
. And a hey and a he And
a hey and a hey Wait

1021
01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:42,753
. l swear by Mummy and Daddums

1022
01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:45,823
. This detestable Fester's

1023
01:07:46,096 --> 01:07:49,930
. The echt Fester Addams

1024
01:07:51,101 --> 01:07:52,363
. So

1025
01:07:52,669 --> 01:07:54,830
. Hey, hey, hey, hey
hey, hey, hey, hey

1026
01:07:55,105 --> 01:07:58,871
. Let's dance the danc
of brotherly love!

1027
01:07:59,142 --> 01:08:01,133
. Mamushka.

1028
01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:05,843
What the hell'
going on over there.

1029
01:08:06,116 --> 01:08:09,847
How would you lik
to be rid ofthe Addamse

1030
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:10,848
for good

1031
01:08:11,121 --> 01:08:13,521
l'm serious

1032
01:08:13,790 --> 01:08:14,882
What can l do foryou.

1033
01:08:16,159 --> 01:08:18,787
You are going to love this

1034
01:08:22,832 --> 01:08:24,925
We've been marrie
for almost 20 years.

1035
01:08:25,168 --> 01:08:29,605
Sometimes it seems like more

1036
01:08:31,641 --> 01:08:35,600
Well, people grow.

1037
01:08:35,879 --> 01:08:37,879
People change

1038
01:08:36,012 --> 01:08:38,412
[Gibberish

1039
01:08:47,724 --> 01:08:49,453
lsn't it a beautiful night

1040
01:08:56,099 --> 01:08:59,330
l'll call once l'm alone.

1041
01:09:11,748 --> 01:09:13,511
You're a marvelous dancer

1042
01:09:13,783 --> 01:09:15,808
lt's been such fun

1043
01:09:16,119 --> 01:09:18,519
[Gibberish

1044
01:09:19,122 --> 01:09:21,886
l can't. We mustn't

1045
01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:24,559
[Gibberish

1046
01:09:26,396 --> 01:09:27,988
[Horn Honks.

1047
01:09:28,265 --> 01:09:31,462
Call me . Mamushka, mamushka.
L swallowed with one whoosh-ka

1048
01:09:35,071 --> 01:09:36,595
. And a hey and a hey

1049
01:09:36,873 --> 01:09:38,363
. And a hey and a hey

1050
01:09:38,642 --> 01:09:40,269
. And a hey, hey, hey

1051
01:09:40,543 --> 01:09:42,272
. Hey

1052
01:09:42,545 --> 01:09:43,944
. Hey

1053
01:09:44,247 --> 01:09:44,713
. Hey, hey.

1054
01:09:45,015 --> 01:09:45,743
Gordon

1055
01:09:46,016 --> 01:09:47,278
. Hey, hey, hey.

1056
01:09:47,584 --> 01:09:48,312
Gordon, stop it

1057
01:09:48,585 --> 01:09:49,313
. Hey, hey.

1058
01:09:49,586 --> 01:09:50,883
Stop it, Gordon.

1059
01:09:51,154 --> 01:09:54,555
Stop it this instant ls that
lipstic all overyour face.

1060
01:09:56,059 --> 01:09:57,822
From the twins.

1061
01:09:58,061 --> 01:10:01,497
The beauteous Amor twins.

1062
01:10:01,765 --> 01:10:02,823
The twins.

1063
01:10:03,099 --> 01:10:05,499
Gordon, l don't understand Have
you been havin a good time.

1064
01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:08,829
Yes! l have

1065
01:10:09,105 --> 01:10:11,539
lt was marvelous

1066
01:10:11,808 --> 01:10:13,537
l sang up a stor

1067
01:10:13,810 --> 01:10:15,300
and danced till l dropped.

1068
01:10:15,578 --> 01:10:18,547
The mamushka.

1069
01:10:18,815 --> 01:10:19,577
The mamushka.

1070
01:10:19,816 --> 01:10:21,579
And a hey! And a hey.

1071
01:10:21,851 --> 01:10:22,909
And a hey! And a hey! And a hey.

1072
01:10:26,856 --> 01:10:27,584
Mother.

1073
01:10:27,857 --> 01:10:28,380
Mother? Mother? Who is that

1074
01:10:28,658 --> 01:10:30,387
l don't think l recall.

1075
01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:31,922
Mother, please

1076
01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:33,957
l'm just fine

1077
01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:35,094
l'm dandy.

1078
01:10:35,332 --> 01:10:38,529
Don't concern yoursel about me, Gordon
Please, retur to your depraved orgy.

1079
01:10:41,705 --> 01:10:43,798
Sometimes l thin
you're not even my son.

1080
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:46,474
Don't say that.

1081
01:10:47,077 --> 01:10:50,808
You only owe me your entir
existence on this planet.

1082
01:10:51,081 --> 01:10:52,810
Please, Gordon, by all means

1083
01:10:53,083 --> 01:10:54,846
go sing, dance, date.

1084
01:10:55,085 --> 01:10:57,849
Oh, Mother, l'm so terribly sorry

1085
01:11:03,059 --> 01:11:05,493
lt's over

1086
01:11:05,729 --> 01:11:07,492
lt means nothing.

1087
01:11:07,764 --> 01:11:08,822
The siamese twins, the hunchback.

1088
01:11:09,099 --> 01:11:11,499
Cousin lt-

1089
01:11:11,768 --> 01:11:13,633
They're not you.

1090
01:11:14,237 --> 01:11:16,637
Make me believe it.

1091
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,970
And l want money

1092
01:11:20,243 --> 01:11:22,006
We've got to find Tully.

1093
01:11:27,183 --> 01:11:29,549
Look, our little boy.

1094
01:11:29,853 --> 01:11:32,583
All tuckered out.

1095
01:11:33,189 --> 01:11:36,716
He looksjust like a little entree

1096
01:11:36,993 --> 01:11:40,485
Where's the party
lt's over, darling.

1097
01:11:41,131 --> 01:11:42,291
Have you seen your sister.

1098
01:11:42,565 --> 01:11:46,296
Not since before the mamushka.

1099
01:11:46,569 --> 01:11:48,169
Gomez.

1100
01:11:46,703 --> 01:11:47,431
Fan out.

1101
01:11:47,704 --> 01:11:49,433
Pugsley, head for the dung heap.

1102
01:11:49,706 --> 01:11:51,640
Mama and Morticia
the shallow graves

1103
01:11:51,941 --> 01:11:54,341
l'll take the abyss.

1104
01:11:54,611 --> 01:11:56,670
Lurch, check ou
the bottomless pit.

1105
01:11:56,946 --> 01:11:57,708
Fester.

1106
01:11:57,981 --> 01:11:58,709
Up here.

1107
01:11:58,982 --> 01:12:01,482
Fester, you take the ravin
and the unmarked abandoned well.

1108
01:12:03,686 --> 01:12:05,449
Someone should stay behin

1109
01:12:05,722 --> 01:12:06,780
in case she comes back.

1110
01:12:07,056 --> 01:12:10,355
Good man. Good thinking.

1111
01:12:10,627 --> 01:12:12,356
Then who'll take the swamp.

1112
01:12:14,097 --> 01:12:16,895
That's the spirit, Thing.

1113
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:18,258
Lend a hand.

1114
01:12:18,535 --> 01:12:19,263
Let's go.

1115
01:12:24,474 --> 01:12:28,433
Gordon Don't dawdle

1116
01:12:41,658 --> 01:12:41,919
What are you doing

1117
01:12:42,192 --> 01:12:44,626
l'm relaxing.

1118
01:12:45,228 --> 01:12:48,288
Have you gone mad.

1119
01:12:48,565 --> 01:12:49,429
Au contraire

1120
01:12:53,470 --> 01:12:55,904
[Groans

1121
01:12:57,707 --> 01:12:58,799
[Pugsley Wednesday

1122
01:13:02,679 --> 01:13:04,408
Wednesday

1123
01:13:06,015 --> 01:13:08,609
[Granny Wednesday

1124
01:13:09,018 --> 01:13:11,452
Wednesday

1125
01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:49,719
What is all this.

1126
01:13:49,993 --> 01:13:52,723
This is a restraining order.

1127
01:13:52,996 --> 01:13:55,664
Restraining order Yes.
Lt requires yo to keep a distanc

1128
01:13:55,665 --> 01:13:59,328
of 1,000 yards from this house
l am restrained from my own house.

1129
01:14:01,971 --> 01:14:03,939
Not anymore

1130
01:14:04,207 --> 01:14:07,370
lt belongs to the oldes
living descendant

1131
01:14:07,677 --> 01:14:09,508
the elder brother-
Fester Addams.

1132
01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:12,213
Fester adores Gomez.

1133
01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:14,507
He's afraid of him
Seeing the twins brought it back

1134
01:14:16,819 --> 01:14:19,413
l demand to speak with Fester.

1135
01:14:20,056 --> 01:14:22,024
He's very hurt.

1136
01:14:22,292 --> 01:14:23,122
Just leave.

1137
01:14:24,394 --> 01:14:28,455
But he isn't even Uncle Fester.

1138
01:14:32,101 --> 01:14:35,537
Justice shall prevail.

1139
01:14:35,772 --> 01:14:37,296
The courts will decide.

1140
01:14:37,574 --> 01:14:38,632
They say a ma
who represents himsel

1141
01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:41,172
has a fool for a client

1142
01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:45,208
Well, with God as my witness

1143
01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:47,779
l am that fool.

1144
01:14:48,051 --> 01:14:50,815
Therefore
it is with no small amoun

1145
01:14:51,521 --> 01:14:53,250
that l declare Fester Addam

1146
01:14:53,523 --> 01:14:57,482
legal executor ofthe Addams estat
and rightful owne ofall possession

1147
01:14:59,929 --> 01:15:02,864
and properties contained therei

1148
01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:03,757
with one exception.

1149
01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:07,036
Gomez Addams

1150
01:15:07,303 --> 01:15:10,795
l believe these are yours

1151
01:16:28,017 --> 01:16:30,451
[Gate Crying

1152
01:16:41,631 --> 01:16:43,690
- Aah
- Aah.

1153
01:16:49,238 --> 01:16:50,728
You are doing this on purpose.

1154
01:16:51,007 --> 01:16:53,305
That's right, Mother
lsn't this fun

1155
01:16:53,910 --> 01:16:56,743
[Rooster Crows.

1156
01:16:57,046 --> 01:16:59,276
Yes, we've bee
forced from our home.

1157
01:16:59,549 --> 01:17:01,608
Yes, we've been betraye
by those we trusted

1158
01:17:01,884 --> 01:17:05,285
but we are Addamses

1159
01:17:05,555 --> 01:17:08,319
and we will not submit

1160
01:17:08,925 --> 01:17:12,326
ofthe tortoise and the hare-

1161
01:17:12,595 --> 01:17:15,359
the swift yet laz
little cottontai

1162
01:17:15,598 --> 01:17:18,362
and his slo
but determined companion

1163
01:17:18,634 --> 01:17:19,692
What does this story teach us.

1164
01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:22,369
Kill the hare.

1165
01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:25,038
Skin it. Boil it
Put the tortoise on the highway.

1166
01:17:25,308 --> 01:17:26,172
During rush hour.

1167
01:17:26,442 --> 01:17:27,807
Yes

1168
01:17:28,111 --> 01:17:29,840
We will survive.

1169
01:17:30,113 --> 01:17:31,944
Poison us.

1170
01:17:32,248 --> 01:17:33,738
Strangle us

1171
01:17:34,350 --> 01:17:35,749
We will come back for more.

1172
01:17:36,018 --> 01:17:39,545
And why Because we like it.

1173
01:17:40,590 --> 01:17:42,353
Because we're Addamses

1174
01:17:42,625 --> 01:17:44,422
We're Addamses

1175
01:17:45,228 --> 01:17:47,719
[M.C. Hammer Son
Plays On Boom Box.

1176
01:17:51,701 --> 01:17:55,193
On the house.

1177
01:17:55,194 --> 01:17:57,194
Here, Lurch

1178
01:18:02,445 --> 01:18:05,881
[Rumbling

1179
01:18:10,386 --> 01:18:15,323
We have so many homemaker reentering the workforce
Your domestic skill can be very valuable.

1180
01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:19,725
Private tutors.

1181
01:18:19,996 --> 01:18:23,261
Major.

1182
01:18:23,533 --> 01:18:26,133
Spells and hexes.

1183
01:18:24,567 --> 01:18:25,932
Liberal arts

1184
01:18:26,235 --> 01:18:28,726
What about your husband

1185
01:18:29,005 --> 01:18:31,200
ls he currently employed.

1186
01:18:31,474 --> 01:18:33,533
He's going throug
a bad patch at the moment

1187
01:18:33,810 --> 01:18:36,210
but it's not his fault.

1188
01:18:36,479 --> 01:18:38,640
Ofcourse not

1189
01:18:38,948 --> 01:18:40,677
What is he, a loafer.

1190
01:18:40,950 --> 01:18:41,541
A hopeless layabout.

1191
01:18:41,851 --> 01:18:44,786
A shiftless dreamer Not anymore

1192
01:18:52,562 --> 01:18:54,723
ls this made from real lemons.

1193
01:18:55,031 --> 01:18:55,861
Yes

1194
01:18:56,132 --> 01:18:57,895
l only like all-natura
fruits and beverages

1195
01:18:58,134 --> 01:19:03,367
organically grow with no preservatives
Are you sure they're real lemons.

1196
01:19:04,674 --> 01:19:06,369
Yes Well, l'll tell you what

1197
01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:10,640
l'll buy a cup ifyou buy a bo

1198
01:19:10,913 --> 01:19:14,440
of my deliciou Girl Scout cookies.
Deal Are they made from real Girl Scouts.

1199
01:19:28,431 --> 01:19:32,162
And, so, the witc
lured Hansel and Grete

1200
01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:34,929
by promising them more sweets.

1201
01:19:35,238 --> 01:19:36,967
She told them to look in the oven.

1202
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:39,970
She was about to push them I

1203
01:19:40,243 --> 01:19:41,210
when, lo and behold.

1204
01:19:41,477 --> 01:19:43,570
Hansel pushe
the poor, defenseless witc

1205
01:19:43,846 --> 01:19:46,246
into the oven instea

1206
01:19:46,515 --> 01:19:49,575
where she was burned alive
writhing in agony.

1207
01:19:52,321 --> 01:19:56,587
Now, boys and girls
what do you think that feels like.

1208
01:20:24,453 --> 01:20:27,286
Ooh

1209
01:20:50,913 --> 01:20:53,313
Welcome to theshow.

1210
01:20:53,582 --> 01:20:54,640
Voodoo witch doctor
in the UnitedStates-

1211
01:20:54,917 --> 01:20:57,317
Here, kitty-kitty

1212
01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:00,718
oris thisjust tabloidhooey

1213
01:21:00,990 --> 01:21:02,480
We'dloveyou to calli
withyourcomments.

1214
01:21:04,894 --> 01:21:09,854
After lunch, we'll try again.

1215
01:21:10,132 --> 01:21:11,132
Yes, Mother

1216
01:21:15,037 --> 01:21:18,473
We'll find the money
Meanwhile, we have this little nest

1217
01:21:18,941 --> 01:21:21,910
quiet and cozy

1218
01:21:22,178 --> 01:21:23,702
without that dreadful family.

1219
01:21:23,980 --> 01:21:28,280
Yes, Mother

1220
01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:32,285
wasbrainwashe
by voodoo witch doctor

1221
01:21:32,555 --> 01:21:34,420
andforcedto recruit others.

1222
01:21:34,690 --> 01:21:35,179
Let's take a call.

1223
01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:37,983
Hello, Sally.

1224
01:21:38,260 --> 01:21:40,319
Mr. Addams, pleasestop calling

1225
01:21:40,596 --> 01:21:41,563
We do not know where theymeet.

1226
01:21:41,831 --> 01:21:44,026
Let's take anothercall.

1227
01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:49,234
Gomez, why don't we go for a drive.

1228
01:21:49,872 --> 01:21:53,364
A drive.

1229
01:21:53,642 --> 01:21:55,075
And miss Gilligan.

1230
01:21:55,344 --> 01:21:55,810
Dinner's going to be late.

1231
01:21:56,112 --> 01:21:57,511
Here, boy. Here, boy

1232
01:21:57,780 --> 01:21:59,441
[Dog Barks.

1233
01:22:06,522 --> 01:22:08,820
Gordon.

1234
01:22:09,091 --> 01:22:10,285
Gordon

1235
01:23:12,555 --> 01:23:14,147
[Knock Knock

1236
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:19,721
l would like to spea
with Fester, please.

1237
01:23:27,937 --> 01:23:31,338
You're a desperate woma

1238
01:23:31,607 --> 01:23:33,336
consumed by greed and bitterness

1239
01:23:33,609 --> 01:23:36,339
We could have been such friends.

1240
01:23:37,079 --> 01:23:38,239
But, Mother-

1241
01:23:38,547 --> 01:23:39,809
Stop stalling

1242
01:23:40,449 --> 01:23:42,849
and stop badgering me.

1243
01:23:45,454 --> 01:23:46,978
Any thoughts.

1244
01:23:47,256 --> 01:23:48,280
None whatsoever.

1245
01:23:48,591 --> 01:23:49,523
Tully, take over. Tighten it

1246
01:23:49,825 --> 01:23:53,420
l got this stomach thin
when l torture people.

1247
01:23:56,966 --> 01:23:57,694
Again.

1248
01:24:00,803 --> 01:24:02,065
Ooh.

1249
01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:08,407
Tighter.

1250
01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:12,445
Ah You've done this before

1251
01:25:02,531 --> 01:25:03,122
Who is it

1252
01:25:03,432 --> 01:25:04,922
We're paid through Thursday.

1253
01:25:05,234 --> 01:25:08,931
Mor-Morticia.

1254
01:25:09,238 --> 01:25:11,238
Morticia..

1255
01:25:09,338 --> 01:25:11,932
Morticia what.

1256
01:25:12,241 --> 01:25:12,866
Slow down

1257
01:25:13,142 --> 01:25:15,440
lt's terrible when you stutter.

1258
01:25:27,890 --> 01:25:30,586
Morticia..

1259
01:25:30,893 --> 01:25:32,918
In..

1260
01:25:33,229 --> 01:25:34,628
Danger. Stop.

1261
01:25:34,897 --> 01:25:36,865
Send help..

1262
01:25:37,132 --> 01:25:38,326
At once. Stop.

1263
01:25:40,603 --> 01:25:41,535
You can't.

1264
01:25:41,837 --> 01:25:45,136
Not with red-hot pokers

1265
01:25:45,407 --> 01:25:47,075
ls this gonna smell

1266
01:25:47,076 --> 01:25:48,475
charlatan.

1267
01:25:48,476 --> 01:25:50,476
Tully Alford-

1268
01:25:48,744 --> 01:25:50,143
deadbeat

1269
01:25:50,412 --> 01:25:51,572
parasite.

1270
01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:55,179
How Gomez adored you

1271
01:25:55,451 --> 01:25:56,418
Well, not enough.

1272
01:25:56,652 --> 01:25:59,086
Morticia Please.

1273
01:26:00,389 --> 01:26:03,119
And, dear Fester

1274
01:26:03,392 --> 01:26:05,155
which is the real you-

1275
01:26:05,427 --> 01:26:07,486
the loathsome, underhande
monsteryou've becom

1276
01:26:07,763 --> 01:26:09,492
or the loathsome
underhanded monste

1277
01:26:09,765 --> 01:26:12,598
we came to love.

1278
01:26:12,901 --> 01:26:15,529
Don't ask me

1279
01:26:30,519 --> 01:26:33,818
l know what you're feeling, Fester.

1280
01:26:34,089 --> 01:26:34,851
Gordon.

1281
01:26:35,090 --> 01:26:37,490
Gordon, l have a thought.

1282
01:26:37,793 --> 01:26:40,523
Just a notion, top of my head.

1283
01:26:40,796 --> 01:26:42,525
Tell me what you think.

1284
01:26:42,798 --> 01:26:47,531
Since you and Mrs. Addam
are so very close..

1285
01:26:47,836 --> 01:26:49,770
Be my guest.

1286
01:26:52,174 --> 01:26:53,801
Cara mia.

1287
01:26:53,802 --> 01:26:55,402
Addams.

1288
01:26:54,076 --> 01:26:56,135
Mon cher.

1289
01:26:56,412 --> 01:26:57,242
Darling, take care.

1290
01:26:57,546 --> 01:27:00,208
Dirty pool, old man Never again.

1291
01:27:12,094 --> 01:27:15,154
One foryou, Tully

1292
01:27:15,431 --> 01:27:16,159
and now..

1293
01:27:27,609 --> 01:27:29,543
One for me Gomez, l'm
on retainer Let him up.

1294
01:27:40,656 --> 01:27:42,385
That's right.

1295
01:27:42,658 --> 01:27:44,489
Now get moving, Addams.

1296
01:27:45,894 --> 01:27:49,057
Take him to the vault

1297
01:27:49,365 --> 01:27:51,663
and ifyou're not bac
in one hour..

1298
01:27:51,934 --> 01:27:56,337
[German Accent l displace her

1299
01:27:58,073 --> 01:27:59,233
[Violins Play.

1300
01:27:59,441 --> 01:28:02,205
Tish, seeing you like this

1301
01:28:02,444 --> 01:28:04,412
my blood boils.

1302
01:28:04,680 --> 01:28:06,680
As does mine.

1303
01:28:06,681 --> 01:28:08,749
This wheel of pain..

1304
01:28:09,051 --> 01:28:10,541
Our wheel To live without you-
only that would be torture.

1305
01:28:12,621 --> 01:28:15,021
A day alone-

1306
01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:18,157
only that would be death.

1307
01:28:18,427 --> 01:28:20,952
Knock it off

1308
01:28:21,196 --> 01:28:21,958
[Violins Stop.

1309
01:28:22,197 --> 01:28:24,392
The vault, Addams, right now.

1310
01:28:35,144 --> 01:28:36,907
Can it, Gordon.

1311
01:28:37,179 --> 01:28:39,204
Stop dragging your feet.

1312
01:28:39,515 --> 01:28:41,107
You disgust me.

1313
01:28:41,417 --> 01:28:44,147
You're nothin
but a useless, sniveling baby

1314
01:28:44,420 --> 01:28:46,149
a stone around my neck

1315
01:28:46,755 --> 01:28:51,522
l should have left yo
where l found you.

1316
01:28:51,794 --> 01:28:54,854
No tricks, Gomez
That's the wrong book.

1317
01:29:04,773 --> 01:29:06,638
Allow me.

1318
01:29:11,480 --> 01:29:13,311
Good show, old man.

1319
01:29:15,250 --> 01:29:16,979
Put that book down, Gordon.

1320
01:29:17,286 --> 01:29:18,548
You don't know what it can do

1321
01:29:18,854 --> 01:29:21,015
lt's notjust literature.

1322
01:29:21,290 --> 01:29:21,881
Oh, really

1323
01:29:22,191 --> 01:29:22,919
[Whoosh.

1324
01:29:25,761 --> 01:29:26,125
Quickly, darling.

1325
01:29:26,428 --> 01:29:28,259
Gordon, l'm your friend.

1326
01:29:28,530 --> 01:29:29,588
Think ofthe doubloons.

1327
01:29:29,898 --> 01:29:32,162
They're not yours, Tully.

1328
01:29:32,468 --> 01:29:35,164
Back off.

1329
01:29:35,471 --> 01:29:38,201
Leather straps Red-hot pokers Later,
my dearest Keep the book closed.

1330
01:29:38,373 --> 01:29:41,536
Listen to Mother

1331
01:29:41,844 --> 01:29:43,573
l'll never listen to you

1332
01:29:43,846 --> 01:29:46,337
never ever again

1333
01:29:46,615 --> 01:29:49,584
l had to be strict with yo
because l cared. Put it down.

1334
01:29:49,852 --> 01:29:51,615
You never really loved me.

1335
01:29:51,854 --> 01:29:53,048
Fester, this way.

1336
01:29:53,322 --> 01:29:58,259
Stop whining, you littl
good-for-nothing. Be a man.

1337
01:29:58,560 --> 01:30:00,653
You were a terrible mother.

1338
01:30:00,896 --> 01:30:03,763
There! l said it.

1339
01:30:12,641 --> 01:30:15,576
Aah [Growl

1340
01:30:18,413 --> 01:30:21,382
[Whinny.

1341
01:30:53,682 --> 01:30:57,311
Are they dead.

1342
01:30:57,586 --> 01:30:59,281
Does it matter.

1343
01:31:17,272 --> 01:31:18,330
Trick or-

1344
01:31:18,607 --> 01:31:22,441
- Aah
- Aah.

1345
01:31:22,744 --> 01:31:25,372
Here we come.

1346
01:31:25,647 --> 01:31:26,545
Pugsley, old man

1347
01:31:27,215 --> 01:31:28,515
Why, look at you.

1348
01:31:30,886 --> 01:31:34,515
How do you like it
What can l say.

1349
01:31:36,258 --> 01:31:38,783
He's gonna break hearts.

1350
01:31:39,027 --> 01:31:39,994
Trick or treat

1351
01:31:40,262 --> 01:31:43,561
[Gibberish
Hello, Margaret
Cousin lt

1352
01:31:44,967 --> 01:31:46,696
l almost didn't recognize you

1353
01:31:46,969 --> 01:31:49,267
lsn't he handsome.

1354
01:31:49,538 --> 01:31:51,267
Everyone keeps askin
where he bought his costume

1355
01:31:51,540 --> 01:31:53,774
lt is a wonderful hat

1356
01:31:53,775 --> 01:31:56,938
What are you, darling
Where's your costume

1357
01:31:56,939 --> 01:31:58,939
[Gibberish.

1358
01:31:57,245 --> 01:31:59,577
This is my costume.

1359
01:31:59,748 --> 01:32:03,582
They lookjust like everyone else

1360
01:32:03,583 --> 01:32:05,987
l'm a homicidal maniac

1361
01:32:05,988 --> 01:32:08,388
l'm so gla l can spend this nigh with my
famil now that l've got my memory back.

1362
01:32:13,228 --> 01:32:14,525
Thank God for that lightning.

1363
01:32:14,796 --> 01:32:17,526
Knocked some sense into you

1364
01:32:17,799 --> 01:32:20,199
[Gibberish.

1365
01:32:20,502 --> 01:32:23,096
You remember, old man.

1366
01:32:23,372 --> 01:32:24,464
Dr. Pinder-Schlos
really did find Feste

1367
01:32:24,740 --> 01:32:26,571
tangled in a tuna ne
25 years ago

1368
01:32:26,842 --> 01:32:29,276
with amnesia.

1369
01:32:29,511 --> 01:32:30,603
From the Bermuda Triangle

1370
01:32:30,879 --> 01:32:35,043
[Gibberish.

1371
01:32:35,317 --> 01:32:36,249
How true.

1372
01:32:36,551 --> 01:32:38,815
Stranger things have happened.

1373
01:32:39,121 --> 01:32:40,088
Please, Uncle Fester.

1374
01:32:40,355 --> 01:32:42,323
Pugsley.

1375
01:32:42,591 --> 01:32:50,064
For the picture.

1376
01:32:50,065 --> 01:32:51,794
All right, everybody

1377
01:32:52,067 --> 01:32:52,795
time for a game

1378
01:32:53,068 --> 01:32:55,127
What shall it be.

1379
01:32:55,404 --> 01:32:55,802
Bobbing for apples.

1380
01:32:56,104 --> 01:32:57,002
Charades

1381
01:32:57,305 --> 01:32:59,170
[Gibberish.

1382
01:32:59,374 --> 01:33:02,343
Ofcourse. Wake the dead

1383
01:33:03,045 --> 01:33:05,639
Wake the dead.

1384
01:33:05,947 --> 01:33:07,471
Out to the cemetery

1385
01:33:07,749 --> 01:33:09,148
l've never played this before.

1386
01:33:09,751 --> 01:33:13,243
Did you bring a shovel.

1387
01:33:13,522 --> 01:33:14,045
Uncle Fester, be on my team.

1388
01:33:14,322 --> 01:33:15,584
No. Mine

1389
01:33:15,891 --> 01:33:18,155
We'll give you a head start-

1390
01:33:18,460 --> 01:33:19,620
three skulls and a pelvis.

1391
01:33:21,797 --> 01:33:24,994
My own dear brother.

1392
01:33:33,075 --> 01:33:34,235
Ha ha ha ha.

1393
01:33:34,509 --> 01:33:36,109
Come on

1394
01:33:34,643 --> 01:33:36,702
We'll catch up

1395
01:33:40,315 --> 01:33:42,078
Wake the dead

1396
01:33:42,317 --> 01:33:44,080
Wake the dead.

1397
01:33:44,352 --> 01:33:46,411
Uncle Atlas, wake up.

1398
01:33:46,688 --> 01:33:49,088
Come on, Aunt LaBorgia

1399
01:33:49,357 --> 01:33:50,619
wake up.

1400
01:33:50,926 --> 01:33:51,984
No, children You have to dig.

1401
01:33:52,260 --> 01:33:56,094
That's halfthe fun.

1402
01:34:05,907 --> 01:34:08,501
Oh, Tish what more could we ask.

1403
01:34:12,514 --> 01:34:13,105
Gomez..

1404
01:34:19,421 --> 01:34:22,948
Cara mia, is it true.

1405
01:34:23,225 --> 01:34:25,386
Oui...mon amour

1406
01:34:36,838 --> 01:34:38,567
Wake up, Grandpa Addams

1407
01:34:38,840 --> 01:34:40,330
lt's Halloween.

1408
01:34:40,331 --> 01:34:42,041
Great-aunt Lavinia.

1409
01:34:42,042 --> 01:34:44,739
Children, look.

1410
01:34:42,310 --> 01:34:43,675
She was beheade
by her own children

1411
01:34:43,979 --> 01:34:44,741
- Yay
- Yay.

1412
01:35:08,236 --> 01:35:08,827
You rang

1413
01:35:09,104 --> 01:35:10,969
. They do what they wanna do

1414
01:35:11,239 --> 01:35:12,399
. Say what they wanna say

1415
01:35:12,674 --> 01:35:13,606
. Live how they wanna live

1416
01:35:13,909 --> 01:35:14,637
. Play how they wanna play

1417
01:35:14,910 --> 01:35:15,638
. Dance how they wanna dance

1418
01:35:15,911 --> 01:35:16,673
. Kick and they slap a friend

1419
01:35:16,912 --> 01:35:17,310
. The Addams family

1420
01:35:17,612 --> 01:35:19,443
. They do what they wanna do

1421
01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:20,442
. Say what they wanna say

1422
01:35:20,715 --> 01:35:21,647
. Live how they wanna live

1423
01:35:21,950 --> 01:35:22,678
. Play how they wanna play

1424
01:35:22,951 --> 01:35:23,679
. Dance how they wanna dance

1425
01:35:23,952 --> 01:35:24,680
. Kick and they slap a friend

1426
01:35:24,681 --> 01:35:28,350
. Now, l was cold coolin'.
You know, just kickin' I around the house

1427
01:35:28,351 --> 01:35:30,951
. The Addams family

1428
01:35:28,990 --> 01:35:31,823
. When a knock, a knock
a knock, and a voice

1429
01:35:32,093 --> 01:35:32,582
. Yo, can Hammer come out?

1430
01:35:32,894 --> 01:35:35,863
. Now, l don't mind bein' a friend

1431
01:35:36,131 --> 01:35:37,393
. And showin
a little bit offlavor

1432
01:35:37,699 --> 01:35:40,429
. But Wednesday, Pugsley
Gomez, Fester

1433
01:35:40,702 --> 01:35:41,430
. Man, them some strange neighbors

1434
01:35:41,703 --> 01:35:43,102
. They do what they wanna do

1435
01:35:43,371 --> 01:35:44,531
. Say what they wanna say

1436
01:35:44,840 --> 01:35:45,568
. Live how they wanna live

1437
01:35:45,841 --> 01:35:46,569
. Play how they wanna play

1438
01:35:46,842 --> 01:35:47,570
. Dance how they wanna dance

1439
01:35:47,843 --> 01:35:48,571
. Kick and they slap a friend

1440
01:35:48,844 --> 01:35:51,574
. The Addams family
. They do what they wanna do

1441
01:35:51,847 --> 01:35:52,575
. Say what they wanna say

1442
01:35:52,848 --> 01:35:53,610
. Live how they wanna live

1443
01:35:53,849 --> 01:35:54,611
. Play how they wanna play

1444
01:35:54,883 --> 01:35:55,611
. Dance how they wanna dance

1445
01:35:55,884 --> 01:35:56,651
. Kick and they slap a friend

1446
01:35:56,651 --> 01:35:58,380
. l remember the date

1447
01:35:58,381 --> 01:36:00,981
. The Addams family

1448
01:35:58,653 --> 01:35:59,642
. l needed to borrow

1449
01:35:59,921 --> 01:36:01,889
. A little bit of pepper

1450
01:36:02,157 --> 01:36:03,454
. But the next thin
you know comin' at me

1451
01:36:03,725 --> 01:36:04,555
. Was a hand wit
the fingers high-steppin'

1452
01:36:04,860 --> 01:36:07,454
. Now, l tried to play it on off

1453
01:36:07,762 --> 01:36:08,820
. And act like l'm havin' a ball

1454
01:36:09,097 --> 01:36:10,689
. But what do l see?

1455
01:36:10,999 --> 01:36:13,058
. A perm with fee
standin' about 3 feet tall

1456
01:36:13,335 --> 01:36:15,633
. They do what they wanna do

1457
01:36:15,904 --> 01:36:16,632
. Say what they wanna say

1458
01:36:16,905 --> 01:36:17,633
. Live how they wanna live

1459
01:36:17,906 --> 01:36:18,634
. Play how they wanna play

1460
01:36:18,907 --> 01:36:19,635
. Dance how they wanna dance

1461
01:36:19,908 --> 01:36:20,636
. Kick and they slap a friend

1462
01:36:21,376 --> 01:36:23,674
. They do what they wanna do

1463
01:36:23,912 --> 01:36:24,674
. Say what they wanna say

1464
01:36:24,946 --> 01:36:25,674
. Live how they wanna live

1465
01:36:25,947 --> 01:36:26,675
. Play how they wanna play

1466
01:36:26,948 --> 01:36:27,676
. Dance how they wanna dance

1467
01:36:27,949 --> 01:36:29,449
. Kick and they slap a friend

1468
01:36:33,855 --> 01:36:36,016
. Speakin' and thinkin
about the Addams

1469
01:36:36,324 --> 01:36:36,915
. You know the Hammer is with it

1470
01:36:37,225 --> 01:36:39,284
. Act the fool, no bones

1471
01:36:39,561 --> 01:36:41,290
. Swoop, Goofy and Randy
. You know, we kick it

1472
01:36:41,563 --> 01:36:43,963
. Now is the tim
to get in your mind

1473
01:36:44,232 --> 01:36:45,859
. lt's O.K. to be yourself

1474
01:36:46,134 --> 01:36:48,068
. Take foolish prid
and put it aside

1475
01:36:48,370 --> 01:36:48,961
. Like the Addams, yo, they def

1476
01:36:49,271 --> 01:36:51,762
. They do what they wanna do

1477
01:36:52,040 --> 01:36:52,768
. Say what they wanna say

1478
01:36:53,041 --> 01:36:53,803
. Live how they wanna live

1479
01:36:54,042 --> 01:36:54,804
. Play how they wanna play

1480
01:36:55,076 --> 01:36:55,974
. Dance how they wanna dance

1481
01:36:56,278 --> 01:36:57,040
. Kick and they slap a friend

1482
01:36:57,178 --> 01:36:59,703
. They do what they wanna do

1483
01:36:59,704 --> 01:37:02,304
. The Addams family

1484
01:37:00,015 --> 01:37:01,744
. Live how they wanna live

1485
01:37:01,745 --> 01:37:04,745
. Say what they wanna say

1486
01:37:02,017 --> 01:37:02,745
. Play how they wanna play

1487
01:37:03,018 --> 01:37:03,950
. Dance how they wanna dance

1488
01:37:04,252 --> 01:37:04,980
. Kick and they slap a friend

1489
01:37:05,253 --> 01:37:05,844
. The Addams family

1490
01:37:06,154 --> 01:37:07,883
. Addams, go, go

1491
01:37:08,156 --> 01:37:10,090
. Addams, go, go

1492
01:37:10,392 --> 01:37:11,916
. Addams, go, go

1493
01:37:12,193 --> 01:37:13,251
. The Addams family

1494
01:37:13,528 --> 01:37:16,361
. Addams, go, go

1495
01:37:16,631 --> 01:37:17,928
. Addams, go, go

1496
01:37:18,199 --> 01:37:19,962
. Addams, go, go.

1497
01:37:22,671 --> 01:37:24,969
Thankyou, buster.

1498
01:37:25,240 --> 01:37:27,574
Oh, yeah.

1499
01:37:27,575 --> 01:37:32,012
This is the Addams groov
right here. Ah-ha.

1500
01:37:32,013 --> 01:37:33,613
Yeah

1501
01:37:32,280 --> 01:37:34,441
. Addams, go, go.

1502
01:37:34,950 --> 01:37:37,885
Oh, yeah.

1503
01:37:38,186 --> 01:37:38,914
You know, you go
to feel this thing

1504
01:37:39,187 --> 01:37:41,246
. They do what they wanna do

1505
01:37:41,523 --> 01:37:43,150
. Say what they wanna say

1506
01:37:43,425 --> 01:37:44,153
. Live how they wanna live

1507
01:37:44,426 --> 01:37:45,154
. Play how they wanna play

1508
01:37:45,427 --> 01:37:46,155
. Dance how they wanna dance

1509
01:37:46,428 --> 01:37:47,190
. Kick and they slap a friend

1510
01:37:47,429 --> 01:37:48,054
. The Addams family

1511
01:37:48,330 --> 01:37:50,093
. Addams, go, go

1512
01:37:50,332 --> 01:37:52,095
. Addams, go, go

1513
01:37:52,701 --> 01:37:56,102
l saw that hand, that thing, man

1514
01:37:56,371 --> 01:37:58,202
. They do what they wanna do

1515
01:37:58,506 --> 01:37:59,234
. Say what they wanna say

1516
01:37:59,441 --> 01:38:02,441
. Live how they wanna live . Play how they wanna play.
Dance how they wanna dance

1517
01:38:02,444 --> 01:38:03,172
. Kick and they slap a friend

1518
01:38:03,445 --> 01:38:05,174
. The Addams family
The Addams.

1519
01:38:05,680 --> 01:38:08,080
Yeah, thankyou, Fester

1520
01:38:08,350 --> 01:38:11,114
l need to go bac
to the bridge here.

1521
01:38:14,055 --> 01:38:15,215
Hah

1522
01:38:15,490 --> 01:38:16,320
. Addams, go, go.

1523
01:38:16,624 --> 01:38:18,624
Just like that.

1524
01:38:16,725 --> 01:38:17,987
Oh, yeah.

1525
01:38:18,293 --> 01:38:22,161
You know, you go
to feel this thing

1526
01:38:22,430 --> 01:38:24,022
. They do what they wanna do

1527
01:38:24,299 --> 01:38:25,231
. Say what they wanna say

1528
01:38:25,533 --> 01:38:26,261
. Live how they wanna live

1529
01:38:26,534 --> 01:38:27,296
. Play how they wanna play

1530
01:38:27,535 --> 01:38:28,297
. Dance how they wanna dance

1531
01:38:28,570 --> 01:38:29,298
. Kick and they slap a friend

1532
01:38:30,005 --> 01:38:32,166
. Addams, go, go

1533
01:38:32,474 --> 01:38:34,203
. Addams, go, go

1534
01:38:34,809 --> 01:38:39,109
l saw the hand, that thing, man

1535
01:38:39,381 --> 01:38:40,109
. They do what they wanna do

1536
01:38:40,382 --> 01:38:41,110
. Say what they wanna say

1537
01:38:41,383 --> 01:38:42,111
. Live how they wanna live

1538
01:38:42,384 --> 01:38:43,112
. Play how they wanna play

1539
01:38:43,385 --> 01:38:44,147
. Dance how they wanna dance

1540
01:38:44,386 --> 01:38:45,148
. Kick and they slap a friend

1541
01:38:45,149 --> 01:38:47,922
. They do what they wanna do

1542
01:38:47,923 --> 01:38:50,523
. The Addams family

1543
01:38:48,189 --> 01:38:48,917
. Say what they wanna say

1544
01:38:49,190 --> 01:38:49,918
. Live how they wanna live

1545
01:38:50,191 --> 01:38:50,953
. Play how they wanna play

1546
01:38:51,192 --> 01:38:51,954
. Dance how they wanna dance

1547
01:38:52,227 --> 01:38:52,955
. Kick and they slap a friend

1548
01:38:53,228 --> 01:38:54,058
. The Addams family

1549
01:38:54,329 --> 01:38:56,160
. They do what they wanna do

1550
01:38:56,464 --> 01:38:57,192
. Say what they wanna say

1551
01:38:57,465 --> 01:38:58,193
. Live how they wanna live

1552
01:38:58,466 --> 01:38:59,194
. Play how they wanna play

1553
01:38:59,401 --> 01:39:00,129
. Dance how they wanna dance.
Kick and they slap a friend . The Addams family.

1554
01:39:01,736 --> 01:39:04,034
Cousin lt got on the floor

1555
01:39:04,305 --> 01:39:06,068
and he got to wigglin
and wobblin'

1556
01:39:06,307 --> 01:39:08,172
and he did this move.

1557
01:39:08,443 --> 01:39:10,035
Everybody backed up
you know what l'm saying

1558
01:39:10,345 --> 01:39:12,074
. Addams, go, go

1559
01:39:12,347 --> 01:39:14,747
. Addams, go, go....

1560
01:39:15,016 --> 01:39:18,315
l'm talking about the Addams