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warwerwor
fb:ozmonkingkong@yahoo.co.id
suster_myud
www.burnyozmon.blogspot.com
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I'll make you feel at home
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Now let's pour a glass of wine
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'Cause now we're all alone
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Oh, my God!
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Girl you make me feel real good
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That's right.
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What's up?
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Oh, my God.
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My mom was so right.
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Nice guys really do eat the best pussy.
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I'm not really sure how to
interpret that. Thank you?
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Oh, my God.
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How are you so good at that?
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I'll let you in on a trade secret.
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I actually write a short story
with my tongue every time I do it.
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It follows this young kid
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who finds this alien in the woods
with all these Reese's Pieces and stuff.
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And he learns that
aliens are just no different.
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You just can connect with anyone.
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It's kind of like E.T.,
only with a lot more going down on chicks.
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- Cool beans.
- Yeah, cool beans.
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- Definitely. Cool little frozen beans.
- Yeah.
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All right, so...
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- Thank you for coming.
- Thank you.
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Yeah, we should...
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- We should probably...
- Yeah, you should probably go.
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...switch places.
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What's that?
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- I figured...
- Don't you have to go?
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No, no, I just figured
because I made "mouth love" to you
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that maybe you could
return the favor.
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- What?
- Maybe toss a BJ my way.
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If you have time.
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My stomach is super-iffy right now.
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I think I got food poisoning.
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Baby.
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So I'm just in no condition
to blow you right now, Noah.
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- No, yeah, that's cool.
- Okay.
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Sorry. Next time, sweetie.
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Are you sure you don't want
to come over tonight?
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There's this thing called
a geomagnetic storm.
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It's really cool and rare, actually.
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It's like an astronomical explosion
in the sky of all these beautiful colors.
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Whoa!
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Kind of like Mother Nature's fireworks.
It happens, like, almost never.
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Like I said, I'm just not feeling good.
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But thank you so much
for going down on me.
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Oh, yeah. You're really good at
getting going down on,
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getting downed on,
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- so you should be proud of that as well.
- Okay, cool. You da man!
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You da man.
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Peace. You're the best, sweetie.
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Don't stop believing in yourself,
okay, Maris?
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Uncle Ricky, could you read us
a bedtime story?
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Please, huh, please?
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Here we go
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Once upon a time, not long ago
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Where people wore pajamas
and lived life slow
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Where laws were stern
and justice stood
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And people were behavin'
like they ought to good
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There lived a little boy
who was misled
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By another little boy
and this is what he said
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Me and you Tike
We're gonna make some cash
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Robbin' old folks and makin' the dash
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They did the job, money came with ease
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But one couldn't stop
It's like he had a disease
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He robbed another and another
and a sister and a brother
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Tried to rob a man
who was a D.T. Undercover
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The cop grabbed his arm
He started actin' erratic
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He said, "Keep still boy, no need for static"
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Punched him in his belly
and gave him a slap
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But little did he know
The little boy was strapped
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The kid pulled outta gun
He said, "Why'd you hit me?"
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The barrel was set straight
for the cop's kidney
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Ran up the stairs
up to the top floor
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Opened up a door, there guess who he saw
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Dave, the dope fiend shootin' dope
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Who don't know the meaning
of water nor soap?
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He said, "I need bullets, hurry up, run"
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The dope fiend rolled back
a spankin'shot gun
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This ain't funny, so don't ya dare laugh
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Just another case about the wrong path
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Straight and narrow or your soul gets cast
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Good night
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- Yo, Mom, what's up?
- Noah!
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Where were you?
Were you out with that girl again?
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Yeah, but she's not "that girl," okay?
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We're in a relationship. It's legit.
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So have you started looking for a job yet?
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I can't afford to have you
sitting around all day.
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You're in a period of stasis.
Just a stage of stasis.
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- Sorry.
- You sure you don't want that beer now?
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Or maybe something stronger?
I have absinthe.
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Why can't we hit up Dad?
He owes us 10 years of alimony.
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Oh, look, kiddo.
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If you're looking for a handout,
think again times 10.
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That guy's a diamond dealer.
He has crazy cash.
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Why'd you marry such an A-hole?
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That A-hole gave me the greatest gift
in the world.
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Crabs?
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He gave me you.
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Okay.
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So, tell me, what do you think?
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- Do I look okay?
- You look amazing.
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Why are you so concerned with your outfit?
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Mrs. Pedulla is introducing me to a surgeon
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- at the fundraiser at the Historical Society.
- Okay.
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- She thinks we're going to hit it off.
- Nice.
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Well, don't give it up too easily.
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- Give what up?
- What?
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- Give what up?
- What did...
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- What the hell are you talking about?
- I don't know.
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- Have fun. I love you. Okay?
- I love you.
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- Hey, Mom.
- Yeah.
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I think you're going to
have a really great night,
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and you look beautiful.
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Oh. From your lips to God's ears.
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Scientists are predicting a giant storm
over the city tonight.
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A geomagnetic storm, that is.
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Caused by flare-ups on the sun,
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This rare storm affects
the Earth's magnetic field...
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Noah, can you get the phone?
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Mom, the phone's ringing!
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Noah, please get the phone!
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Mom, the phone's ringing! Do you hear it?
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Noah, can't you think about
somebody else besides yourself for once?
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No, I totally was.
That's why I said the phone was ringing.
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I was letting you know that it was ringing.
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Yeah. I'm thrilled about tonight.
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You flip, but they flop.
You flip, but they flop!
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What? Oh, is that right?
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They perfected the pancake?
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- A rain check?
- It's a perfect pancake!
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- No, that's fine.
- It's perfect.
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Mom, tell whoever's on the phone
that there's a perfect pancake.
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Thanks.
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I'm not going after all.
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What? Why?
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The Pedullas' sitter canceled
at the last minute.
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What?
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Do I have shit on my face?
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Come on.
Don't tell me you can't use the money.
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Are you crazy? No. I'm not Mary Poppins.
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I'm not gonna be a babysitter.
I'm an adult man.
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Okay? Babysitting sucks.
Adult men don't babysit things.
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Oh, Noah, you're wonderful with children!
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You know, never mind.
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Who am I kidding?
Finding a guy at my age is ridiculous.
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I'm going to change my dress.
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What are you in the mood for? Chinese?
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Oh, come on.
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Ding-dong!
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- Noah!
- Mrs. Pedulla.
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MRS. PEDULLA: It's so good to see you!
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Oh, my gosh.
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Get over... Bring it in for a hug, babe.
What are we doing?
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God, I haven't see you since
you were, like, 15.
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Yeah. So Dr. Pedulla, he's still alive?
You two are still together?
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MRS. PEDULLA: Um...
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Oh! That's my kind of TV, right there.
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Yeah, well, feel free to
watch anything you want.
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- Cool.
- Yeah.
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Hey, Slater?
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Anyway, honey, this is Noah.
He's going to be babysitting tonight.
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- What happened to Nancy?
- Honey, we talked about this.
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Nancy has a urinary tract infection, okay?
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Is Clayton coming over tonight?
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No, Mom.
His tarantula died from parasites,
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and now he's in mourning.
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Well, you're in luck, Noah.
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The two of them together are just trouble.
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Hey. That's not true.
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Why do you say that?
You're always attacking us!
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Honey, I am not attacking you.
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Okay? Calm down.
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- You know what? I'll be right back.
- Yeah.
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Okay? Excuse me just one second.
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Hello?
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Hey, what are you watching?
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- Just watching some gymnastics.
- Cool.
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Hey, how old are you, man?
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- Thirteen.
- Thirteen?
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What am I doing here?
Why aren't you babysitting yourself?
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- I'm not a babysitter, okay?
- Yeah, neither am I.
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If you would just man up and babysit,
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I wouldn't have to be here tonight.
I could be out having fun.
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I have severe anxiety issues.
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And my doctor, he says that I can't
handle any kind of responsibility,
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or else I could just snap...
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...at any moment.
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Jesus Christ, man. Relax.
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Okay. Sorry.
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Slater, nice to meet you.
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All right, should we go upstairs?
Bye, honey.
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We're gonna have
some fun tonight, pal.
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Roll back nice and easy
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Keep your breath inside
so you don't get wheezy
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Honey! What did Mommy tell you
about the mascara? Put it down.
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- You said I could play dress-up.
- Yeah, I said you could play dress-up,
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not make yourself look like a hooker.
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Look at you!
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My daughter Blithe is going
through this whole "celebutante" phase.
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It's kind of unfortunate, but it's a fad.
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That's what they do in the schools.
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It'll pass.
I don't know where they come from.
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- Kids, right?
- Yeah, kids.
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Are you the babysitter?
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Why, in fact, I am. I'm Noah.
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- Noah. That's your name?
- Yeah.
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That's a super-hot name.
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What?
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Honey, it's not hot. It's just his name.
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Mom, trust me. It's a hot name.
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It's actually biblical.
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The Bible's a hot book.
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Sometimes I like to get dressed up
and wear my mom's makeup, Noah.
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- That's cool.
- I was thinking
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we could dress you up like a princess.
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- No, I don't think, uh...
- No, honey,
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- maybe not tonight.
- Mom!
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- Excuse me just one second.
- Yeah, see you in a sec.
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Hey, Noah. I have a little surprise for you.
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Cool. Thanks. What is it?
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Do you like to smell pretty?
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Do I like to what?
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Oh, my God!
You got it right in my mouth!
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Why'd you do that?
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You just spit on my carpet!
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And you just sprayed perfume
in my mouth!
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What's your problem?
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My real babysitter, Nancy,
she plays with me when she babysits.
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She does what I want her to do,
Princess Noah!
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You know what?
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I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
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I'm not a real babysitter.
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Shocking.
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I'm more of a sit-on-the-couch,
eat-a-burrito,
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do-whatever-l-say-or-I'Il-kill-you
type of babysitter.
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That's my style, blood. You understand?
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Well, I want to wear sparkly things,
shiny things, and glittery stuff
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to my favorite hot nightclub, okay?
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- Motherfuck!
- You guys okay in here?
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What's up? Yeah, no, yeah,
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00:10:54,119 --> 00:10:56,644
I'm just hanging
with this little angel right here.
246
00:10:56,755 --> 00:10:57,915
Yeah, we're just chillin'.
247
00:10:58,323 --> 00:10:59,984
- That's funny.
- Your breath is really flowery.
248
00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:02,923
- Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.
- Yeah.
249
00:11:03,028 --> 00:11:05,496
- Okay, should we go downstairs?
- Yeah, cool.
250
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:09,763
Tonight's main event
features crowd favorite
251
00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:12,861
Ricky Fontaine versus Dustin MacMillan.
252
00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:14,771
MRS. PEDULLA: Rodrigo!
253
00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:18,071
What did I tell you
about fireworks in the house?
254
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,577
And can you shut off the kickboxing
for one night, please?
255
00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:23,011
Say hola to Noah.
256
00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:28,812
We just adopted him
from El Salvador last year
257
00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:31,412
and, you know, he's going through
some transitions.
258
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,991
Okay, cool.
MRS. PEDULLA: Okay, well,
259
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,787
we'll see you later, all right?
260
00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:36,353
Besos.
261
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,363
- Sweet kid.
- Yeah.
262
00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:39,987
He's a cutie pie.
263
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,009
You kind of have to watch out for Rodrigo.
264
00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,374
He has a habit of running away.
265
00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:54,774
Here, hold on to this.
266
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,974
We sewed a GPS chip into his jacket
so we could keep track of him.
267
00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,348
It's kind of like a LoJack for kids.
268
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:05,015
Cool. It's just like a little dot
that follows him, like a fugitive.
269
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,217
Hey, honey, we're running late! Let's go!
270
00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:09,486
- So...
- DR. PEDULLA: In a minute.
271
00:12:09,628 --> 00:12:12,392
...all of our information is in here,
under the blue tab.
272
00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:14,499
There's some frozen pizzas
and pudding in the fridge,
273
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,534
and we'll be at the Historical Society
if you need us.
274
00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:17,897
Cool.
275
00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:20,005
Someone smells wonderful!
276
00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:22,768
I believe that's Noah's mouth.
You remember Noah.
277
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,843
I understand you were cited recently
for driving under the influence.
278
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:28,607
Needless to say,
our cars are off-limits to you.
279
00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:31,274
Okay, no cars. Got it.
280
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:33,351
We'll be back no later than 1:00.
281
00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:36,012
Earlier's good for me, too, so hurry home.
282
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,022
- And thank you!
- Thank you, sweetheart.
283
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,685
What the fuck am I doing here?
284
00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:44,289
I come in peace.
285
00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:47,596
And you go in pieces, asshole.
286
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,099
What's up, little man?
287
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:00,210
What'd you do that for?
288
00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:01,637
You clean it.
289
00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:03,003
You clean it.
290
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,214
- Fucking weirdo.
- Hey, Noah!
291
00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:08,946
How's that perfume taste?
292
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,955
Rodrigo, what is your deal? Stop!
293
00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:15,788
Can we go to a club tonight?
This place is so dead.
294
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,418
No.
295
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,657
Don't you just want to go dancing
or something?
296
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,398
Rodrigo, seriously,
what is your deal? Stop!
297
00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:27,631
I'm trying to watch TV
with JonBenet Ramsey over here.
298
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:36,174
- That's uncomfortable.
- Do you want to hear some gossip?
299
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,909
- I got some hot gossip.
- I'm okay, actually.
300
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:41,919
I'm trying to watch this,
if you could be quiet.
301
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,352
Give it.
302
00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:47,892
I'm watching this, so can you guys
just be quiet, please? Thank you.
303
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,756
I know a secret nobody else knows.
304
00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:55,931
- Oh, what's up, twins?
- Is Slater home?
305
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,764
- Is he here?
- Yeah, oh, my God!
306
00:13:58,404 --> 00:13:59,530
Slater!
307
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:02,300
You got the two redrum chicks
from The Shining here to see you!
308
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,478
- Slater's a cool guy.
- We go to school together.
309
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,104
- Oh, my God!
- Take care.
310
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:10,807
Hi, Slater!
311
00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:12,816
Wendy Sapperstein is having
her Bat Mitzvah tonight,
312
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:15,011
and she said it was okay
if some boys wanted to crash it.
313
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:18,521
- But we only want the super-cute boys.
- I don't know if I could make it tonight.
314
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:22,685
My parents aren't home, and I'm
not really supposed to go anywhere.
315
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,456
Well, if you want to come, you can text us.
316
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,656
- Yeah, text us, definitely.
- Okay.
317
00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:29,825
- I'll see you later, guys.
- Okay, cool!
318
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,037
What's cooking, good-Iooking?
319
00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:34,799
You know what? I'm at a party.
320
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,670
Party? I thought you had food poisoning.
321
00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:39,243
I did, and then Steph called me,
and she invited me to this party.
322
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,572
- Do you want to come?
- Damn!
323
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,044
I'm doing something
for my mom right now.
324
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:45,577
I really, really want to see you.
325
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,176
I'm actually, like, super-horny for you,
326
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,813
and I was thinking we could have sex.
327
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:54,222
Like intercourse sex?
328
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:59,354
Yeah, like full-on vaginal sex.
329
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,695
Yeah, I think I can work something out.
Yeah. For sure.
330
00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:04,791
Awesome.
331
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:08,202
Listen, will you do me a favor
and pick up some coke on your way?
332
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:11,902
Yeah, sure. Do you want anything else,
like beer, mixers?
333
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,341
No, I mean, like,
334
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:14,878
coke!
335
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,174
You mean blow?
336
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:19,217
I thought you were done with that stuff.
That stuff's bad news.
337
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:21,616
I am done with it. It's not for me.
It's for Steph,
338
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,711
and it's her birthday. She asked me for it.
339
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:25,346
I'm just trying to be
a really good friend about it.
340
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:27,288
I don't even know
where I'd get something like that.
341
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,586
Just call Karl.
342
00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:29,751
Who's Karl?
343
00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,760
He's just a super-awesome guy
who sells me drugs.
344
00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:34,764
Used to sell me drugs.
345
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,059
Noah...
346
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,229
I only have 150 bucks.
347
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:41,738
That's more than enough.
348
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,637
Just ask for one ticket, and he'll hook it up.
349
00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:47,305
Leave me alone, asshole!
I'm on the phone with my boyfriend.
350
00:15:48,813 --> 00:15:50,440
Did you just call me your boyfriend?
351
00:15:50,581 --> 00:15:53,744
Yeah, I guess I did.
So are you coming or not?
352
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:58,488
Hello? Are you there?
353
00:15:58,623 --> 00:16:01,786
Yeah. Fuck it. I'm in.
354
00:16:07,465 --> 00:16:08,898
Holy shit balls.
355
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,399
A minivan.
356
00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:12,435
That car's not hot at all.
357
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:15,300
As much as I hate to do this,
we're going on a little field trip.
358
00:16:26,817 --> 00:16:29,081
What is your deal?
Why are you wearing so much makeup?
359
00:16:29,186 --> 00:16:31,746
Looking real fly
on my way to the club
360
00:16:31,856 --> 00:16:34,484
Gonna dance all night
and get fucked up
361
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:37,321
Say whatever you want.
I know I look good.
362
00:16:37,428 --> 00:16:39,623
All right, one of you guys
has to hop up here with me.
363
00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:40,754
I'm not your chauffeur.
364
00:16:40,865 --> 00:16:42,560
What if you hit
somebody or something?
365
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,668
I mean, it's safer for children
to be in the back seat.
366
00:16:44,769 --> 00:16:46,862
You are such a bitch. Grow a set of nuts.
367
00:16:46,971 --> 00:16:48,734
I beat him for you.
368
00:16:49,473 --> 00:16:50,462
- Get his ass.
- Guys.
369
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,906
Not again. Stop being such children.
370
00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:54,602
- Hit him in the face, dawg!
- Go away.
371
00:16:54,712 --> 00:16:56,407
- Stop it.
- One thing about Rodrigo.
372
00:16:56,514 --> 00:16:58,539
He's not a bitch, I'll tell you that much.
373
00:17:20,304 --> 00:17:23,000
Slater, seriously, tell me
you are not wearing a fanny pack.
374
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:25,802
Tell me I'm imagining that
and that's not what I'm actually seeing.
375
00:17:26,410 --> 00:17:28,241
I need it to carry my pills.
376
00:17:28,345 --> 00:17:29,903
Why do you take those pills anyway?
377
00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:33,108
- I already told you, I have issues.
- Issues?
378
00:17:33,217 --> 00:17:34,775
You look like a Gap model!
379
00:17:34,885 --> 00:17:36,614
When I was your age,
I had a mouth full of braces
380
00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:38,655
and a face like a Papa John's pizza.
381
00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:40,053
Those are real issues, my man.
382
00:17:40,191 --> 00:17:41,351
Whatever.
383
00:17:41,459 --> 00:17:44,360
I've got a good idea.
Why don't we go to a dance club?
384
00:17:44,462 --> 00:17:45,486
Why don't we play a game?
385
00:17:45,596 --> 00:17:47,962
- Like Spin the Bottle?
- No, not like Spin the Bottle,
386
00:17:48,065 --> 00:17:50,659
like a little game I invented
called the Shut-the-Fuck-Up Game.
387
00:17:51,135 --> 00:17:54,161
First person not to shut the fuck up loses.
Ready? Go.
388
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:02,736
Come on, Rodrigo,
you just lost, buddy.
389
00:18:02,847 --> 00:18:04,815
It was not me.
390
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:07,072
Slater, that's disgusting.
391
00:18:07,184 --> 00:18:08,549
Didn't your parents teach you
not to fart in the car?
392
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:09,778
You just crop-dusted me.
393
00:18:09,887 --> 00:18:11,047
No, that was not me.
394
00:18:11,455 --> 00:18:13,423
- Uh-oh.
- What's "uh-oh"?
395
00:18:13,524 --> 00:18:15,458
It was me. I pooted.
396
00:18:15,559 --> 00:18:18,153
I don't think it was just a poot-poot.
397
00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:21,093
I sharted.
398
00:18:21,198 --> 00:18:22,495
Come on!
399
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:33,103
When you're shopping
It's super-cool
400
00:18:33,210 --> 00:18:35,508
Hey, Noah.
Oh, my God, isn't this shirt so cute?
401
00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:38,138
- Oh, it's super-cute!
- Can you get it for me?
402
00:18:38,249 --> 00:18:40,217
Yeah! Of course.
I'll get you anything you want.
403
00:18:40,317 --> 00:18:41,477
- Seriously?
- No.
404
00:18:41,585 --> 00:18:43,143
Here, put these on.
405
00:18:43,254 --> 00:18:46,018
They're green.
I wouldn't be caught dead in these.
406
00:18:46,123 --> 00:18:47,351
Don't shit your pants next time.
407
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,653
Dressing room's over there.
Clean up, or whatever.
408
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,024
- Can I help you, sir?
- Huh?
409
00:18:52,129 --> 00:18:54,654
- Can I help you?
- I'm just waiting for somebody.
410
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:57,165
- Yeah.
- Yup!
411
00:19:00,571 --> 00:19:02,334
- No.
- I'm just waiting for somebody.
412
00:19:02,439 --> 00:19:05,169
That's pretty weird,
considering you're a grown-ass man
413
00:19:05,276 --> 00:19:07,369
hanging out
in the little girls' underwear section.
414
00:19:07,478 --> 00:19:08,945
Right. I could see how that could be
415
00:19:09,046 --> 00:19:10,513
misconstrued as strange, or whatever.
416
00:19:10,614 --> 00:19:11,911
- Very.
- They fit. Let's go.
417
00:19:12,016 --> 00:19:13,176
There we go. There she is.
418
00:19:13,284 --> 00:19:15,684
Excuse me, young lady,
do you know this person?
419
00:19:15,786 --> 00:19:17,014
- No.
- Yeah.
420
00:19:17,121 --> 00:19:18,213
Which is it?
421
00:19:18,322 --> 00:19:21,018
He came into my house
and stole my mom's minivan.
422
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:23,616
Now he's taking me and my brothers
to get some candy.
423
00:19:23,761 --> 00:19:27,219
Okay, that sounds way, way worse
than it actually is.
424
00:19:27,331 --> 00:19:28,923
Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?
425
00:19:29,066 --> 00:19:31,534
What? No, I'm the babysitter.
426
00:19:31,635 --> 00:19:33,432
- What?
- He's not a real babysitter.
427
00:19:33,537 --> 00:19:36,836
He's a "do-whatever-l-say-
or-I'Il-kill-you type of babysitter."
428
00:19:36,941 --> 00:19:38,067
What?
429
00:19:38,175 --> 00:19:39,233
- That sounds way...
- That's what he said!
430
00:19:39,343 --> 00:19:40,776
Blithe, shut the fuck up.
431
00:19:40,911 --> 00:19:42,538
Do not tell her to shut up!
432
00:19:42,646 --> 00:19:43,908
Thank you.
433
00:19:44,014 --> 00:19:46,744
Ooh, shit! I remember you!
I went to high school with your ass!
434
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:48,580
You came to my house party one time,
435
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:52,244
got all wasted, and then
you puked in my grandmama's urn.
436
00:19:52,356 --> 00:19:53,948
And when I asked you about it, you lied
437
00:19:54,058 --> 00:19:55,650
and ran away like a little biotch!
438
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:57,056
I didn't run away like a little biotch!
439
00:19:57,194 --> 00:19:58,491
I probably just ran like a normal person.
440
00:19:58,629 --> 00:20:02,725
And now you're hanging out
in the little girls' clothes section.
441
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:05,631
Can you please lower your voice?
There are numerous misunderstandings.
442
00:20:05,736 --> 00:20:08,068
No, no, no. I'm not buying none of this.
Come on, little girl.
443
00:20:08,205 --> 00:20:10,070
- Let me go!
- I'm not buying it!
444
00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:18,639
You got some shit to deal with!
445
00:20:18,749 --> 00:20:19,884
Security!
446
00:20:19,884 --> 00:20:21,511
Security!
447
00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:26,318
Why did you say that, Blithe?
448
00:20:26,457 --> 00:20:27,481
You were trying
to make me buy green underwear.
449
00:20:27,592 --> 00:20:28,820
Green underwear is not hot!
450
00:20:28,926 --> 00:20:30,120
You're the worst babysitter ever!
451
00:20:30,227 --> 00:20:32,024
"You're the worst babysitter ever!"
452
00:20:34,231 --> 00:20:35,220
You guys?
453
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,960
Where's Rodrigo?
454
00:20:38,436 --> 00:20:40,063
I don't know. I guess he left.
455
00:20:43,608 --> 00:20:47,009
That's an incredible observation, Slater.
Where did he go?
456
00:20:47,111 --> 00:20:49,079
I don't know.
I was talking to my friend Clayton.
457
00:20:49,213 --> 00:20:51,511
- Which way did he go?
- I don't know!
458
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:57,383
Got you, you little bastard.
459
00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:03,689
- Hey, what's up?
- May I help you, sir?
460
00:21:03,794 --> 00:21:04,954
Yeah.
461
00:21:05,096 --> 00:21:07,690
I'm looking for a small Hispanic boy.
462
00:21:07,798 --> 00:21:11,063
About 4'8", leather jacket, pajamas,
cowboy boots.
463
00:21:11,168 --> 00:21:12,692
- Have you seen him?
- No.
464
00:21:12,803 --> 00:21:14,270
I've not seen a 4'8" Hispanic boy
465
00:21:14,405 --> 00:21:16,703
in a leather jacket, pajamas,
and cowboy boots.
466
00:21:16,807 --> 00:21:17,831
Probably would have remembered that.
467
00:21:17,942 --> 00:21:21,537
Something tells me you have before,
you fucking asshole.
468
00:21:21,646 --> 00:21:27,983
Don't say no because I insist
469
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:34,524
Somewhere, somehow
someone's got to be kissed
470
00:21:39,096 --> 00:21:40,859
There you are! What are you doing in here?
471
00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:42,489
I dropped a bomb.
472
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:43,828
That's very cute.
473
00:21:43,968 --> 00:21:45,560
Come on, wash your hands.
474
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:52,364
What's so funny?
475
00:21:55,846 --> 00:21:56,835
Oh, shit!
476
00:21:56,981 --> 00:21:58,812
Oh, shit, what are you doing?
477
00:22:03,287 --> 00:22:04,584
What is going on back there?
478
00:22:04,689 --> 00:22:07,249
It's all good! Just continue
eating your meals. I know him.
479
00:22:07,358 --> 00:22:08,518
He's a friend of mine.
480
00:22:09,226 --> 00:22:10,693
That looks good. What is that?
481
00:22:11,162 --> 00:22:12,925
You run away again,
and I'll break your legs!
482
00:22:13,030 --> 00:22:14,122
Then I bite your ear!
483
00:22:14,231 --> 00:22:16,199
- What? I bite your what?
- I eat your ear.
484
00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:18,767
I bite it off with my teeth,
then you don't hear nothing.
485
00:22:18,869 --> 00:22:20,336
That's very specific.
486
00:22:25,576 --> 00:22:28,704
All right. I've got to pick up
some candy for my girlfriend.
487
00:22:28,813 --> 00:22:31,577
So you guys wait here and watch
little bin Laden back there, okay?
488
00:22:31,682 --> 00:22:33,877
This isn't about getting candy, is it?
489
00:22:33,984 --> 00:22:35,781
Lock the doors,
keep your head between your legs.
490
00:22:35,886 --> 00:22:38,821
Don't move or talk to anybody
or look at anybody.
491
00:22:40,224 --> 00:22:42,488
Don't you fuck with me, Rodrigo.
492
00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:48,794
Hey, mister! Hey, over here!
493
00:22:48,899 --> 00:22:51,959
I do top shit or bottom, whatever you want.
494
00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:58,467
- Noah Griffith?
- Yeah.
495
00:22:58,576 --> 00:22:59,838
Are you Karl?
496
00:23:01,245 --> 00:23:04,009
No, I fucking wish, papi.
497
00:23:04,115 --> 00:23:07,175
If you want to see Karl,
I'm gonna have to, like,
498
00:23:07,918 --> 00:23:09,852
strip-search you.
499
00:23:11,522 --> 00:23:14,719
Okay, we're good. I believed you.
500
00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:17,760
Follow me!
501
00:23:17,895 --> 00:23:19,362
What the fuck?
502
00:23:19,497 --> 00:23:22,694
PLAYING)
503
00:23:24,402 --> 00:23:25,869
This way.
504
00:23:25,970 --> 00:23:27,164
Hey, Eduardo!
505
00:23:28,539 --> 00:23:30,507
He's really cranky.
506
00:23:52,830 --> 00:23:55,196
That's Russ. He's got an attitude.
507
00:23:59,103 --> 00:24:00,627
You're such a slowpoke.
508
00:24:07,845 --> 00:24:09,107
Come on.
509
00:24:34,071 --> 00:24:37,370
It's okay. Do it again. Do it again.
510
00:24:38,709 --> 00:24:40,336
One more time.
511
00:24:41,012 --> 00:24:43,105
That's good. I like that.
512
00:24:50,788 --> 00:24:53,086
- Hey, Karl!
- Oh, my God! You scared me!
513
00:24:53,190 --> 00:24:55,522
You scared me, sneaking up on me
like a little squirrel!
514
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:58,595
- You have a visitor.
- Dude, the roller skates.
515
00:24:58,696 --> 00:25:00,994
You're going to get track marks
all over my mahogany floors.
516
00:25:01,098 --> 00:25:02,087
Are you serious?
517
00:25:02,199 --> 00:25:04,497
Go get me a smoothie. Get out of my face.
518
00:25:04,602 --> 00:25:06,570
- You're no fun.
- You're no fun.
519
00:25:06,704 --> 00:25:09,298
Oh, my God. Hi. Hi.
520
00:25:09,407 --> 00:25:12,774
You must be Noah Griffith.
I've been waiting for you all night.
521
00:25:12,877 --> 00:25:14,777
- What's up?
- I'm Karl with a "K."
522
00:25:14,879 --> 00:25:15,937
Sorry about the banging.
523
00:25:16,047 --> 00:25:17,639
We're doing some slight renovations,
as you can see.
524
00:25:17,748 --> 00:25:19,010
We're knocking down some walls
525
00:25:19,116 --> 00:25:20,344
so we can get
a little more square footage in here.
526
00:25:20,451 --> 00:25:21,918
A little more elbow room.
527
00:25:22,019 --> 00:25:24,579
- That's awesome.
- What's awesome about it?
528
00:25:25,089 --> 00:25:26,078
Huh?
529
00:25:26,190 --> 00:25:27,714
Why is that awesome?
530
00:25:29,226 --> 00:25:33,526
More room for bodybuilders
and experiments and stuff.
531
00:25:36,133 --> 00:25:38,192
That's funny! You're funny, Noah Griffith.
532
00:25:38,302 --> 00:25:39,701
You're really funny.
533
00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:43,103
Thank you. You're very cool as well. So...
534
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,174
You sure we haven't met?
535
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:48,542
D�j� vu.
536
00:25:48,646 --> 00:25:50,876
Hey, check this out.
537
00:25:50,981 --> 00:25:52,505
This is an art project.
538
00:25:52,616 --> 00:25:55,915
It's made from the shell
of an ancient baby dinosaur egg.
539
00:25:56,053 --> 00:25:58,647
We like to package our product artistically.
540
00:25:58,756 --> 00:26:01,520
And prehistorically. Bump?
541
00:26:02,593 --> 00:26:04,220
I'm fine, thanks.
542
00:26:06,430 --> 00:26:10,025
I like you, Noah Griffith! You're so shy.
543
00:26:10,134 --> 00:26:12,694
You're so gorgeous and shy.
You remind me of my Aunt Shirley.
544
00:26:12,803 --> 00:26:14,862
She was Asian. Are you biracial?
545
00:26:15,439 --> 00:26:17,532
Karl! I got shot!
546
00:26:17,675 --> 00:26:19,939
- Oh, my God.
- I got shot, Karl.
547
00:26:20,044 --> 00:26:21,068
Oh, my God.
548
00:26:21,178 --> 00:26:23,043
Don't let me die on this floor, Karl.
549
00:26:23,147 --> 00:26:24,444
Who shot at you?
550
00:26:24,548 --> 00:26:27,915
Angelo on 14th Street
shot me in my tummy, Karl.
551
00:26:28,018 --> 00:26:29,451
He shot me in my tummy.
552
00:26:29,553 --> 00:26:30,815
Oh, my God.
553
00:26:30,921 --> 00:26:33,913
Please, someone, please!
Somebody get me a doctor!
554
00:26:34,325 --> 00:26:36,919
Please, someone... Do you know CPR?
555
00:26:37,027 --> 00:26:38,016
What? I don't know.
556
00:26:38,129 --> 00:26:39,494
Do you know CPR?
557
00:26:39,597 --> 00:26:42,361
I don't even think mouth-to-mouth
will help this particular situation.
558
00:26:42,466 --> 00:26:43,763
Why doesn't Garv do it?
559
00:26:46,103 --> 00:26:47,730
Karl, don't let me die!
560
00:26:47,838 --> 00:26:48,896
I have kids, man.
561
00:26:49,006 --> 00:26:51,600
My God. Jesus Christ.
562
00:26:51,709 --> 00:26:53,768
Fucking hell!
563
00:26:53,911 --> 00:26:55,503
Somebody help me.
564
00:26:57,114 --> 00:26:59,275
- Fine! What?
- Help me, please.
565
00:26:59,383 --> 00:27:00,577
He's going into shock.
566
00:27:00,684 --> 00:27:02,049
- Please, help me.
- Oh, God.
567
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:03,919
Now, please, hurry up.
568
00:27:04,989 --> 00:27:06,081
What's up, fool?
569
00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:07,780
Got you!
570
00:27:07,892 --> 00:27:09,223
What's happening right now?
571
00:27:09,326 --> 00:27:11,521
I don't understand. Are you okay?
What, is this a joke?
572
00:27:12,663 --> 00:27:14,460
I got him! I got him!
573
00:27:14,565 --> 00:27:17,295
I could smell your breath that time.
You were so close.
574
00:27:17,401 --> 00:27:19,995
- What's happening?
- You're so adorable.
575
00:27:20,104 --> 00:27:21,628
You just fell for a little prank.
576
00:27:21,739 --> 00:27:23,969
- Prank?
- Around here, we pull pranks and shit
577
00:27:24,074 --> 00:27:26,042
to make sure people aren't undercover pigs
578
00:27:26,143 --> 00:27:27,405
'cause we kill pigs around here.
579
00:27:27,511 --> 00:27:29,342
This is Julio, my business partner.
580
00:27:30,481 --> 00:27:31,573
This is Kool-Aid, man.
581
00:27:32,049 --> 00:27:34,017
Come on over here.
Let's get down to business.
582
00:27:36,253 --> 00:27:39,279
Right there, there are prostitutes
and there are people with guns.
583
00:27:39,390 --> 00:27:41,381
And I don't want to get shot tonight.
584
00:27:41,525 --> 00:27:43,288
She ain't nothin'but a hoochie mama
585
00:27:43,394 --> 00:27:44,827
Hoodrat, hoodrat hoochie mama
586
00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:48,626
Oh, I love those big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
587
00:27:48,732 --> 00:27:52,293
Acting like you're so damn cute
Just let your boy just slide them boots
588
00:27:53,437 --> 00:27:55,029
- You got my money?
- Yeah.
589
00:27:55,172 --> 00:27:56,764
- Yeah!
- Put out your hand.
590
00:27:57,475 --> 00:27:58,499
Here's one ticket.
591
00:27:58,609 --> 00:28:00,668
Trick or treat, smell my feet.
592
00:28:00,778 --> 00:28:03,611
- How do you know Marisa?
- You know Marisa?
593
00:28:04,348 --> 00:28:06,282
She is my girlfriend, actually.
594
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,553
Come on, man, stop it!
595
00:28:12,423 --> 00:28:14,288
Karl.
596
00:28:14,425 --> 00:28:16,222
There's some kid here.
597
00:28:16,327 --> 00:28:18,386
You didn't call the fuzz,
did you, Noah?
598
00:28:18,496 --> 00:28:19,963
No. Rodrigo.
599
00:28:20,764 --> 00:28:23,733
What are you doing? Go back to the car.
How'd you even get in here?
600
00:28:23,834 --> 00:28:25,358
I pee-pee now.
601
00:28:26,303 --> 00:28:28,863
- He's with you?
- Yeah, I'm babysitting.
602
00:28:28,973 --> 00:28:29,997
Babysitting?
603
00:28:30,107 --> 00:28:33,338
You need to go back to the car,
because you already went pee-pee. Okay?
604
00:28:33,444 --> 00:28:35,241
- I pee-pee.
- Pee your pants.
605
00:28:35,346 --> 00:28:37,177
What's your problem, man?
Let him take a piss!
606
00:28:37,281 --> 00:28:38,805
Trying to make a little kid
hold in his pee-pee!
607
00:28:38,916 --> 00:28:40,611
That's right. Oye, Fonzie.
608
00:28:43,287 --> 00:28:45,721
- You go pee-pee.
- Don't make a mess!
609
00:28:45,823 --> 00:28:47,085
Come in for a bear hug.
610
00:28:48,592 --> 00:28:50,116
Get outta here. Put that handshake away.
611
00:28:50,227 --> 00:28:52,092
Better hug this motherfucker
if you know what's good for you.
612
00:28:52,196 --> 00:28:53,561
Hug him tight!
613
00:28:55,332 --> 00:28:56,924
Swordfight up in this motherfucker!
Pull it together!
614
00:28:58,135 --> 00:28:59,898
Have a great night.
615
00:29:00,638 --> 00:29:03,630
Okay, I know we had a few setbacks,
but we're almost done.
616
00:29:03,741 --> 00:29:05,766
I just gotta drop off this package
to my girlfriend,
617
00:29:05,876 --> 00:29:07,434
say a quick hi-ho to her,
618
00:29:07,545 --> 00:29:09,342
then I'm going to turn us around
and take us home.
619
00:29:09,647 --> 00:29:10,841
I know I can be a bit of a prick sometimes,
620
00:29:10,948 --> 00:29:12,745
so I want to thank you guys
for being patient.
621
00:29:12,850 --> 00:29:15,580
Okay, so we're gonna go
to my favorite club in New York City,
622
00:29:15,686 --> 00:29:16,744
and you're gonna come...
623
00:29:16,854 --> 00:29:18,845
- Hey, buddy, what you got there?
- I no know.
624
00:29:18,989 --> 00:29:20,183
I find it in bathroom.
625
00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:22,958
Shit!
626
00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:28,361
Rodrigo, give that to me right now.
627
00:29:28,499 --> 00:29:30,126
I'm serious, man. Give it to me right now.
628
00:29:30,234 --> 00:29:31,599
No way. Finder keepers.
629
00:29:31,702 --> 00:29:35,103
- Put it in my hand right now!
- No.
630
00:29:35,205 --> 00:29:36,433
- Rodrigo.
- No.
631
00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:38,337
Just... Just let go!
632
00:29:38,475 --> 00:29:41,672
- It's mine.
- Let it go! Just give it to me!
633
00:29:41,812 --> 00:29:44,303
You're both such booger faces.
Stop fighting!
634
00:29:45,149 --> 00:29:46,480
- Let go!
- Okay.
635
00:29:48,819 --> 00:29:50,150
It's snowing!
636
00:29:54,024 --> 00:29:56,618
What the fuck?
637
00:30:10,007 --> 00:30:11,406
- Hello?
- Noah Griffith!
638
00:30:11,542 --> 00:30:12,975
Hey!
639
00:30:13,077 --> 00:30:15,545
Hey, Karl, what's up?
How did you get this number?
640
00:30:15,646 --> 00:30:17,341
I got it off your Facebook page,
641
00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:20,042
as I was trying to friend you
as you were walking out.
642
00:30:20,150 --> 00:30:23,313
Anyway, as I was friending you,
Julio noticed that
643
00:30:23,454 --> 00:30:25,786
maybe you stole
a baby dinosaur egg from me.
644
00:30:25,923 --> 00:30:28,016
And it's just, like, I'm confused.
645
00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:31,060
You know what I mean?
Because I'm thinking that we're friends,
646
00:30:31,161 --> 00:30:34,756
and then all of a sudden,
I don't know, it's like...
647
00:30:35,532 --> 00:30:37,659
I really liked you, you know?
648
00:30:37,768 --> 00:30:41,329
Karl, just relax, please.
I'm sorry, I don't have your drugs.
649
00:30:41,438 --> 00:30:43,406
The kid I'm babysitting,
he took one of your eggs,
650
00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:46,008
and I was trying to get it back
and it accidentally splashed in my face.
651
00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:47,907
Fucking shut the fuck up.
652
00:30:48,045 --> 00:30:49,376
Unless I get my drugs back
653
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:53,041
or my money back, I'm going to kill you!
654
00:30:53,150 --> 00:30:54,777
I'll fucking kill you!
655
00:30:54,918 --> 00:30:56,749
I want you to meet me
at Wing's Fish Market.
656
00:30:56,854 --> 00:30:57,843
Where?
657
00:30:57,955 --> 00:31:00,253
Wing's Fish Market. It's in Chinese Town.
658
00:31:00,557 --> 00:31:04,459
You meet me there in one hour
with my 10 grand, or you're dead meat.
659
00:31:04,561 --> 00:31:06,620
Okay. Thanks, bye.
660
00:31:07,798 --> 00:31:09,231
I have to go pee-pee now.
661
00:31:10,534 --> 00:31:12,934
You're holding it in this time, asshole.
662
00:31:23,380 --> 00:31:25,109
It'll be all right.
663
00:31:25,215 --> 00:31:27,274
I thought he was my friend.
664
00:31:32,656 --> 00:31:34,180
It's all right.
665
00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,690
- Shut up!
- I wanna go home.
666
00:31:40,798 --> 00:31:42,823
I don't know what you're saying.
667
00:31:42,933 --> 00:31:44,332
- Don't. Stop it!
- Stop! No!
668
00:31:44,435 --> 00:31:48,838
- No, my lip gloss! Give it back!
- Shut up! Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
669
00:31:48,939 --> 00:31:50,167
What are you getting mad at us for?
670
00:31:50,274 --> 00:31:53,539
Because Rodrigo here is a thief,
and now I'm in deep shit.
671
00:31:53,644 --> 00:31:57,239
And the worst part of all of this
is that I'm stuck here with you three.
672
00:31:57,347 --> 00:32:00,111
You, you got more issues
than a magazine stand.
673
00:32:00,217 --> 00:32:04,347
And, you, wipe the makeup off your face,
Picasso. What are you, a mob wife?
674
00:32:04,455 --> 00:32:06,616
And, you, you're the worst.
675
00:32:06,724 --> 00:32:10,125
I know you're a little kid, and I know I'm not
supposed to say this kind of stuff to you,
676
00:32:10,627 --> 00:32:12,424
but fuck you.
677
00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:14,258
Fuck you so much.
678
00:32:14,364 --> 00:32:15,524
You're a douche.
679
00:32:15,632 --> 00:32:19,227
Look, Noah, if you hate us that much,
then just drop us off with our parents.
680
00:32:19,336 --> 00:32:22,931
You know what? That's an amazing idea.
Let's go.
681
00:32:35,252 --> 00:32:38,050
I've seen the way you look at me
682
00:32:39,289 --> 00:32:43,191
I know the things you say
when I'm not there
683
00:32:45,796 --> 00:32:48,890
But when you're here alone with me
684
00:32:50,367 --> 00:32:53,495
Baby, don't pretend that you don't care
685
00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:58,234
Come on, let the feeling begin
686
00:32:58,342 --> 00:33:01,869
Come on, baby
Come on, yeah
687
00:33:04,248 --> 00:33:08,207
Don't stop when the feeling begins
688
00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:14,116
Come on. I've changed my mind.
I need to clean up my mess myself.
689
00:33:15,659 --> 00:33:19,288
All right, ideas, ideas, ideas, ideas, ideas.
690
00:33:21,298 --> 00:33:22,390
Okay. Slater, can you get off the phone?
691
00:33:22,499 --> 00:33:24,296
I need an idea. You can text
your buddy Clayton later, okay?
692
00:33:24,401 --> 00:33:25,868
Yeah, man, seriously!
693
00:33:25,969 --> 00:33:27,960
It's not Clayton. It's those twins,
694
00:33:28,071 --> 00:33:31,563
and they want me to go to Prospect Hall
for Wendy Sapperstein's Bat Mitzvah.
695
00:33:31,675 --> 00:33:34,143
That's, like, a pretty swanky joint, right?
696
00:33:34,278 --> 00:33:38,681
Yeah, the Sappersteins are totally
loaded and she's, like, crazy spoiled.
697
00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:39,805
Spoiled.
698
00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:43,119
So lots of gifts, lots of cash.
699
00:33:44,221 --> 00:33:47,213
Slater, you're a genius.
You're a genius, dude!
700
00:33:50,861 --> 00:33:53,159
All right, let's go, let's go, let's go!
701
00:33:53,297 --> 00:33:55,527
Let's go, let's go, let's go! Hustle!
702
00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:59,192
All right, come on, kids. Come on.
703
00:33:59,837 --> 00:34:01,134
All right, thank you.
704
00:34:01,238 --> 00:34:04,366
- This place looks like a party.
- Keep walking, keep walking.
705
00:34:05,576 --> 00:34:07,703
Maybe you should
just invite anyone you know,
706
00:34:07,845 --> 00:34:09,938
anyone who's ugly,
because they seem to all be here!
707
00:34:10,647 --> 00:34:13,207
MRS. SAPPERSTEIN: That's very nice.
Is that what the rabbis taught you?
708
00:34:13,350 --> 00:34:16,046
Mom! This is my night. It's my celebration,
709
00:34:16,186 --> 00:34:18,654
and I did not invite these nerds
to my Bat Mitzvah!
710
00:34:18,755 --> 00:34:22,054
What more can I do for you?
Rent the Taj Ma-fucking-hal for you?
711
00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:25,925
There's so much blue cheese here,
it smells like barf, Mom!
712
00:34:26,029 --> 00:34:28,998
Damn, Wendy Sapperstein's a big ol' bitch!
713
00:34:29,099 --> 00:34:30,361
Yeah, she scares me.
714
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:32,365
All right, guys,
we're gonna stay under the radar.
715
00:34:32,469 --> 00:34:33,902
Okay? Keep it low profile.
716
00:34:35,272 --> 00:34:38,139
Did you hear what I just said?
I said low profile! All right?
717
00:34:39,076 --> 00:34:42,204
Stop puncturing balloons!
Do you understand me?
718
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,674
Noah, Noah.
Does this place have bottle service?
719
00:34:45,782 --> 00:34:47,147
I want a Red Bull and vodka.
720
00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:49,719
No, you don't. You don't even know
what that is. It's bad for you.
721
00:34:49,820 --> 00:34:53,483
- Slater! You showed up!
- We've been looking all over for you!
722
00:34:53,590 --> 00:34:55,956
- Oh. Hey.
- We've been dancing all night.
723
00:34:56,059 --> 00:34:57,583
Yeah, this Bat Mitzvah is the best!
724
00:34:57,728 --> 00:35:00,196
It's like Jew city out there,
and we're the fucking mayors.
725
00:35:00,297 --> 00:35:01,321
You ready to go dance?
726
00:35:01,431 --> 00:35:04,730
He's ready to go dance.
This guy was born to dance.
727
00:35:04,835 --> 00:35:06,029
- You want to come?
- Come on. Let's go.
728
00:35:06,136 --> 00:35:07,103
You big stud.
729
00:35:07,204 --> 00:35:11,334
Time to go make a Slater sandwich!
Some of that gingerbread, my man.
730
00:35:12,809 --> 00:35:15,642
No bathrooms, you understand me,
Rodrigo? No ba�o.
731
00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:19,746
- You're a pendejo.
- You're a puto.
732
00:35:19,850 --> 00:35:21,249
You're a puta, bitch.
733
00:35:21,351 --> 00:35:22,648
I'm gonna fuck you up, dawg!
734
00:35:41,805 --> 00:35:44,433
- Noah Griffith?
- Uh, hey.
735
00:35:44,541 --> 00:35:45,633
That's you, right?
736
00:35:45,742 --> 00:35:48,438
- Yeah. What's up? How's it going?
- It's Roxanne.
737
00:35:48,545 --> 00:35:50,877
I lived in the dorms down the hall
from you, freshman year.
738
00:35:50,981 --> 00:35:52,676
That's right. We were in Astronomy, right?
739
00:35:52,783 --> 00:35:54,216
Yeah, I sat behind you in Astronomy.
740
00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:56,513
We were, like, the only two students
who seemed to give a shit.
741
00:35:56,653 --> 00:35:57,745
That's right. Yeah.
742
00:35:57,854 --> 00:36:00,755
You made that scale model of Saturn
with a cantaloupe, right?
743
00:36:00,857 --> 00:36:02,586
- Oh, shit, yeah.
- That was you.
744
00:36:02,693 --> 00:36:04,320
- That thing was fresh. That was cool.
- Yeah, that was me.
745
00:36:04,461 --> 00:36:06,691
Did you know about
the geomagnetic storm tonight?
746
00:36:06,830 --> 00:36:09,856
I did. I'm gonna check it out. Are you?
I'm actually kind of excited for it.
747
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,126
Yeah. For sure.
748
00:36:11,234 --> 00:36:13,031
- Yeah, it's gonna be cool.
- Yeah, it's gonna be pretty cool.
749
00:36:13,170 --> 00:36:16,003
Stay on that dance floor!
It's time for the hora!
750
00:36:16,139 --> 00:36:17,538
Wow!
751
00:36:17,674 --> 00:36:20,199
Hava Nagila, yeah.
You gonna go on the chair?
752
00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:21,811
- I don't think so.
- Yeah?
753
00:36:21,912 --> 00:36:23,311
No. No chair for me.
754
00:36:23,413 --> 00:36:26,007
I can't believe you're here.
Like, I haven't seen you in forever.
755
00:36:26,149 --> 00:36:28,811
Yeah, I'm actually not in school this year.
756
00:36:28,919 --> 00:36:30,045
That sucks.
757
00:36:30,187 --> 00:36:33,486
But I'm working right now, obviously.
758
00:36:33,590 --> 00:36:36,718
But once I get off work, I'm going to
a pool hall with some of my co-workers.
759
00:36:36,860 --> 00:36:38,452
- Would you want to come?
- Oh, cool.
760
00:36:38,562 --> 00:36:43,829
That would be great, but I'm actually
in the middle of a situation currently.
761
00:36:43,934 --> 00:36:45,663
Oh, yeah. No worries. I just thought I'd ask.
762
00:36:45,769 --> 00:36:47,327
No. Thank you. Any other time.
763
00:36:47,738 --> 00:36:48,705
Oh, my God.
764
00:36:52,842 --> 00:36:54,241
Oh, shit.
765
00:36:54,377 --> 00:36:57,141
- It was great running into you again.
- Oh, my God!
766
00:36:58,448 --> 00:37:00,075
Put your fucking dick away!
767
00:37:00,216 --> 00:37:02,047
You're getting piss all over me!
768
00:37:02,185 --> 00:37:04,415
You're getting piss all over my feet!
769
00:37:04,554 --> 00:37:06,044
Watch out. Come on.
770
00:37:06,189 --> 00:37:08,521
- Happy birthday, Wendy!
- Mazel tov, Wendy.
771
00:37:08,625 --> 00:37:10,058
What were you doing?
772
00:37:10,193 --> 00:37:12,855
You do not take a piss
in the middle of a party, okay?
773
00:37:13,930 --> 00:37:15,420
You don't piss in the middle
of a Bat Mitzvah, you idiot!
774
00:37:15,532 --> 00:37:16,863
Clayton?
775
00:37:16,967 --> 00:37:18,400
Oh, shit.
776
00:37:18,535 --> 00:37:21,231
What are you doing here?
What about your tarantula?
777
00:37:21,371 --> 00:37:24,204
- Oh, I got over that, man.
- It's just a spider, bro.
778
00:37:24,307 --> 00:37:26,707
Since when do you hang out
with Benji Gillespie?
779
00:37:26,810 --> 00:37:28,835
Look, I can hang out
with as many other people as I want.
780
00:37:28,945 --> 00:37:30,344
I don't think you understand that.
781
00:37:30,447 --> 00:37:32,244
I'm getting kind of sick
of going to your house all the time
782
00:37:32,382 --> 00:37:33,781
and watching tennis.
783
00:37:33,917 --> 00:37:35,179
We do other shit.
784
00:37:35,285 --> 00:37:37,776
No, we don't! You don't do anything!
785
00:37:37,921 --> 00:37:40,048
I can't just always hang around you.
786
00:37:40,156 --> 00:37:42,920
I don't get why you're being mean to me.
787
00:37:43,059 --> 00:37:44,686
He doesn't want to hang out
with you anymore, bro.
788
00:37:44,794 --> 00:37:46,056
How hard is it to understand that?
789
00:37:46,162 --> 00:37:49,962
Just stop calling and texting him
all the time. It's weird.
790
00:37:52,502 --> 00:37:53,901
Is that true?
791
00:37:54,604 --> 00:37:56,071
See you around.
792
00:37:57,607 --> 00:37:58,869
Yo.
793
00:37:59,976 --> 00:38:01,000
Hey, man. You all right?
794
00:38:01,111 --> 00:38:02,373
- Those guys fucking with you?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
795
00:38:02,479 --> 00:38:04,674
- You okay?
- Yeah, just leave me alone!
796
00:38:07,117 --> 00:38:10,177
Hi. I'm so sorry to have to say this to you.
797
00:38:10,286 --> 00:38:12,686
It's just that I can't seem to find your car.
798
00:38:14,789 --> 00:38:16,689
What do you mean, you can't find my car?
799
00:38:16,992 --> 00:38:19,893
Well, I think we lost it.
800
00:38:19,995 --> 00:38:22,589
You didn't lose your Morrissey box set.
Where's my fucking car, dude?
801
00:38:23,865 --> 00:38:25,696
Did you lose it
or you taking a shit right now?
802
00:38:26,034 --> 00:38:27,023
A little of both.
803
00:38:27,135 --> 00:38:28,432
There's no "a little bit" of taking a shit.
804
00:38:28,536 --> 00:38:29,935
You're either shitting your pants
or you're not.
805
00:38:31,806 --> 00:38:34,570
Stop crying, all right?
It's not going to solve anything.
806
00:38:34,676 --> 00:38:36,337
Let's go find this shit. All right?
807
00:38:38,079 --> 00:38:39,068
Hey, look! There it is!
808
00:38:39,214 --> 00:38:41,648
Oh, thank God we found it.
809
00:38:41,750 --> 00:38:44,719
That's not finding it, you idiot.
Someone stole it.
810
00:38:45,186 --> 00:38:46,551
Oh, poo.
811
00:38:54,662 --> 00:38:56,061
Three thousand bucks.
812
00:38:56,164 --> 00:38:57,631
Is that good?
813
00:38:58,466 --> 00:39:02,459
No. It's not. We need 7,000 more.
And it's almost 11:00.
814
00:39:02,604 --> 00:39:05,937
Hey, Noah, I have an idea. How about
you start your own signature fragrance?
815
00:39:06,041 --> 00:39:07,235
That's a great idea!
816
00:39:07,342 --> 00:39:10,072
I'll just alert my team of scientists,
have them invent a new perfume.
817
00:39:10,178 --> 00:39:13,341
We'll start selling it and we'll have
seven grand in the next 45 minutes!
818
00:39:13,448 --> 00:39:16,645
- You're such a jerk.
- God damn it, my fucking shin.
819
00:39:16,751 --> 00:39:18,116
I'm just trying to help.
820
00:39:18,219 --> 00:39:20,380
All I know is,
is I'm going to be a famous celebrity
821
00:39:20,488 --> 00:39:22,615
who designs on the side,
and I'm going to be rich.
822
00:39:22,757 --> 00:39:24,122
What the hell are you talking about?
823
00:39:24,225 --> 00:39:25,852
You do know that just being a celebrity and
824
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,121
having a good time is not a real job, right?
825
00:39:28,229 --> 00:39:31,426
Yeah, it is! Being a famous celebrity
is the greatest thing in the world!
826
00:39:31,533 --> 00:39:33,000
It means people take your picture.
827
00:39:33,134 --> 00:39:36,194
You get to have birthday parties at
the coolest clubs and dance on tables.
828
00:39:36,304 --> 00:39:38,738
Even for a small child,
you sound like an idiot.
829
00:39:41,309 --> 00:39:42,901
What are you walking away for?
830
00:39:43,011 --> 00:39:44,808
What's your problem, drama queen?
831
00:39:44,946 --> 00:39:47,574
My problem is that my best friend Clayton
832
00:39:47,682 --> 00:39:49,274
doesn't want to hang out with me anymore
833
00:39:49,384 --> 00:39:50,942
because he doesn't like me back,
834
00:39:51,052 --> 00:39:54,920
and he'd rather hang out
with an asshole named Benji Gillespie.
835
00:39:55,023 --> 00:39:56,490
That is my problem!
836
00:39:56,624 --> 00:39:58,683
Okay, well...
837
00:39:58,826 --> 00:40:00,794
- You'll make another friend.
- No.
838
00:40:01,863 --> 00:40:03,524
No, I won't.
839
00:40:03,665 --> 00:40:05,656
Well, I don't know the inner workings
of your friendship,
840
00:40:05,767 --> 00:40:08,235
but if he doesn't like you, then screw him.
841
00:40:11,806 --> 00:40:13,296
All right, train's coming!
842
00:40:13,408 --> 00:40:14,932
Let's go!
843
00:40:19,914 --> 00:40:25,181
If you only knew what it was like
844
00:40:25,286 --> 00:40:30,553
Hoping that you see the light
845
00:40:30,658 --> 00:40:35,220
And you always put up a fight
846
00:40:35,797 --> 00:40:39,324
I get lost within your stare
847
00:40:42,337 --> 00:40:45,864
When we breathe the same air
848
00:40:46,975 --> 00:40:50,536
I see you everywhere
849
00:40:58,119 --> 00:41:02,613
Oh, if you only knew
850
00:41:03,558 --> 00:41:04,923
Whoa.
851
00:41:07,729 --> 00:41:09,321
It's like actual China.
852
00:41:10,865 --> 00:41:13,231
Excuse me. Is this Wing's Fish Market?
853
00:41:13,368 --> 00:41:16,360
You must be Noah Griffith.
Mr. Karl is expecting you.
854
00:41:18,306 --> 00:41:20,467
- Wait here, all right?
- So,
855
00:41:21,075 --> 00:41:23,669
- did you get my money?
- Um...
856
00:41:23,778 --> 00:41:25,871
Garv, can I get some chili flakes, please?
857
00:41:26,381 --> 00:41:27,871
Garv, honey.
858
00:41:27,982 --> 00:41:29,711
Look at me. Look at me!
859
00:41:29,817 --> 00:41:31,751
Yes, I have money right here.
860
00:41:31,886 --> 00:41:33,854
- Garv? Oh, boy.
- Here you go. I got it.
861
00:41:33,955 --> 00:41:35,388
Not listening. He's got the headphones on.
862
00:41:35,490 --> 00:41:37,890
I got the cash right here for you.
Here you go.
863
00:41:38,493 --> 00:41:40,620
So how do you guys all know each other?
864
00:41:40,762 --> 00:41:42,457
What the fuck
difference does it make?
865
00:41:42,597 --> 00:41:43,996
- We got a problem.
- What's the problem?
866
00:41:44,098 --> 00:41:46,157
My man! You got $3,000 here.
867
00:41:46,267 --> 00:41:49,134
You are short $7,000!
868
00:41:49,237 --> 00:41:50,295
Short?
869
00:41:50,405 --> 00:41:52,270
Okay, I have checks.
870
00:41:52,407 --> 00:41:53,669
- Are you kidding me?
- Checks, yes.
871
00:41:53,775 --> 00:41:55,470
Checks! What's the matter with you?
872
00:41:55,943 --> 00:41:57,740
Who the fuck is Wendy Sapperstein?
873
00:41:57,845 --> 00:42:01,474
The Sappersteins are loaded, so they're
not gonna miss the money at all.
874
00:42:01,582 --> 00:42:04,710
Garv! Please, chili flakes! You don't listen!
875
00:42:04,819 --> 00:42:07,788
- So you can sign the check over to yourself.
- I'll count to three.
876
00:42:07,922 --> 00:42:09,253
- One.
- Sign the checks over?
877
00:42:09,357 --> 00:42:10,756
- Two.
- Yeah, sign the checks over to yourself.
878
00:42:10,858 --> 00:42:12,291
Three. Good night.
879
00:42:15,096 --> 00:42:17,155
- Did you hear that?
- Why'd you do that?
880
00:42:17,265 --> 00:42:18,994
Drop him off at the podiatrist.
881
00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:20,226
Make his mom a mix CD
with an apology letter.
882
00:42:22,803 --> 00:42:25,397
I told you, dawg.
Now your foot match your asshole.
883
00:42:29,477 --> 00:42:30,967
- Hey!
- Hey, Karl!
884
00:42:31,078 --> 00:42:32,272
Hey, Marisa.
885
00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:34,041
- Where you at?
- I'm at a party!
886
00:42:34,148 --> 00:42:35,672
- A party?
- What?
887
00:42:35,783 --> 00:42:37,717
I'm always down to party.
888
00:42:37,818 --> 00:42:40,446
All right, text me the address.
All right, baby.
889
00:42:41,022 --> 00:42:42,512
We're gonna meet you at this party
at midnight.
890
00:42:42,623 --> 00:42:43,851
If you don't have my seven grand,
891
00:42:43,958 --> 00:42:47,291
Julio's gonna tickle
your girlfriend's asshole with a feather.
892
00:42:48,296 --> 00:42:49,695
How'd you get that name
"The Feather" again?
893
00:42:49,797 --> 00:42:53,096
Let me tell the story, man.
My joint got a little curve to it.
894
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,600
So I go up in there,
and it tickles the lady's asshole.
895
00:42:55,703 --> 00:42:57,534
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
896
00:42:57,638 --> 00:43:00,038
My joint goes in and comes out
at the same time,
897
00:43:00,141 --> 00:43:01,403
you know what I'm saying? Tickle, tickle.
898
00:43:01,509 --> 00:43:02,737
- Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
- Yeah.
899
00:43:04,745 --> 00:43:07,737
See, when I'm stoking, I see the head,
900
00:43:07,848 --> 00:43:10,783
although I'm in it, my head is popping out.
901
00:43:10,885 --> 00:43:12,614
Still, like that. Like a U-turn.
902
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:15,382
My joint make a U-turn in that ass.
903
00:43:15,489 --> 00:43:19,118
The Feather is in effect since 1981, son.
904
00:43:21,095 --> 00:43:23,154
My joint be pop-Iocking in that ass.
905
00:43:23,264 --> 00:43:26,392
It go in your ass and come out your ass,
like that. See what I'm saying?
906
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,434
Come here. Give me a hug.
907
00:43:28,536 --> 00:43:30,026
- Give him a fucking hug!
- Don't be shy.
908
00:43:30,137 --> 00:43:31,968
You're so shy. Come here.
909
00:43:32,406 --> 00:43:33,498
Hug me tight.
910
00:43:33,608 --> 00:43:35,872
It's okay. It's our little secret.
911
00:43:35,977 --> 00:43:37,968
But I want you to think about something.
912
00:43:38,112 --> 00:43:41,377
Garv was my third best friend in the world,
913
00:43:41,482 --> 00:43:45,213
and I shot him in the feet
for being a bad listener.
914
00:43:45,319 --> 00:43:47,719
You're my eighth best friend in the world,
915
00:43:47,822 --> 00:43:50,382
and you stole from me. From my home!
916
00:43:50,491 --> 00:43:52,721
You're gonna meet me
at that party at midnight.
917
00:43:53,628 --> 00:43:57,086
And if you don't get my seven grand,
let's just say it's gonna be bad.
918
00:43:57,198 --> 00:43:59,132
Real fucking bad!
919
00:44:00,267 --> 00:44:01,825
Now get out of here!
920
00:44:01,969 --> 00:44:02,993
Stop staring at me
with those gorgeous eyes.
921
00:44:04,805 --> 00:44:06,739
- All right, guys, let's go.
- Can we go home?
922
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,171
No, I have to see somebody.
923
00:44:08,308 --> 00:44:10,242
I don't want to see anybody.
Let's just go home.
924
00:44:10,343 --> 00:44:12,504
Believe me, Slater,
I don't want to see this person, either.
925
00:44:14,281 --> 00:44:15,908
God damn it.
926
00:44:16,016 --> 00:44:17,483
Hey, Beth?
927
00:44:18,785 --> 00:44:21,618
Noah. What are you doing here?
928
00:44:21,721 --> 00:44:24,189
I am babysitting these children.
929
00:44:24,324 --> 00:44:26,292
Looks like we finally
have something in common, right?
930
00:44:26,393 --> 00:44:28,793
I'm not your babysitter anymore, Noah.
931
00:44:28,895 --> 00:44:31,659
Oh, you're not. That's right!
Because you fucked my dad
932
00:44:31,798 --> 00:44:34,824
while he was still married to my mom
and ruined my life. I forgot!
933
00:44:34,968 --> 00:44:36,265
Is he home, by the way?
934
00:44:38,471 --> 00:44:40,439
Seven thousand dollars?
935
00:44:41,842 --> 00:44:42,866
Yes.
936
00:44:43,009 --> 00:44:46,172
There is no way in hell
I'm giving you seven grand, so...
937
00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:51,449
Dad, you screwed Mom and I
out of child support and alimony.
938
00:44:51,551 --> 00:44:54,315
Just do this one thing. We'll call it even.
All right?
939
00:44:54,421 --> 00:44:58,380
You know, I have to say,
it is always some justification with you.
940
00:44:58,525 --> 00:45:00,857
You are never gonna grow up
with that attitude.
941
00:45:00,994 --> 00:45:03,895
Okay, don't do that. Don't do that. Okay?
942
00:45:04,030 --> 00:45:06,362
Don't pretend like you care how I turn out.
943
00:45:06,499 --> 00:45:09,400
Let's be very, very straightforward
with one another.
944
00:45:09,536 --> 00:45:11,663
- Okay?
- Okay.
945
00:45:11,771 --> 00:45:14,137
I'm in a jam. Okay?
946
00:45:15,075 --> 00:45:17,168
That's why I'm here,
because I need your help.
947
00:45:17,277 --> 00:45:19,211
And I'm sorry.
948
00:45:19,346 --> 00:45:22,474
I just need you to be my dad for a day.
That's it.
949
00:45:22,582 --> 00:45:24,914
And I'm sorry. I can't help you.
950
00:45:25,051 --> 00:45:28,543
You know what, pal? It's not my problem.
951
00:45:28,688 --> 00:45:31,680
I mean, it's really not my problem.
952
00:45:31,791 --> 00:45:33,588
Okay.
953
00:45:34,761 --> 00:45:37,525
Daddy? Can we look at the telescope now?
954
00:45:37,631 --> 00:45:39,030
Oh, hey, buddy.
955
00:45:39,132 --> 00:45:41,396
Of course. Excuse me a second.
956
00:45:41,534 --> 00:45:43,525
I want you to do me a favor.
957
00:45:43,637 --> 00:45:46,367
I want you to go in the kitchen
and get a little bite to eat
958
00:45:46,473 --> 00:45:48,668
for the two of us. I'll be right in, okay?
959
00:45:49,242 --> 00:45:50,504
That a boy!
960
00:45:53,213 --> 00:45:56,614
There's a geomagnetic storm tonight.
I forgot.
961
00:45:56,750 --> 00:45:58,217
I got thrown off.
962
00:45:58,318 --> 00:46:00,115
- So...
- I didn't even know.
963
00:46:00,253 --> 00:46:01,777
Yeah, I have to go.
964
00:46:06,293 --> 00:46:10,525
You smell like perfume.
You got a lot of perfume on you.
965
00:46:10,630 --> 00:46:12,928
I know. I know I do.
966
00:46:16,069 --> 00:46:17,195
Why?
967
00:46:22,809 --> 00:46:24,299
Gotcha, bitch.
968
00:46:24,444 --> 00:46:26,537
- Shotgun!
- All right, come on, let's go!
969
00:46:26,646 --> 00:46:30,377
Let's roll. Hustle.
Rodrigo, feel free to take a piss in it.
970
00:46:30,483 --> 00:46:31,973
Fancy car.
971
00:46:32,118 --> 00:46:33,813
It smells like hotdogs.
972
00:46:37,290 --> 00:46:39,224
Was that woman at the door
your babysitter?
973
00:46:39,326 --> 00:46:42,295
She was, till I found out
my dad was tipping her extra
974
00:46:42,429 --> 00:46:43,987
when he'd drive her home at night.
975
00:46:48,702 --> 00:46:49,726
Where are we going?
976
00:46:50,537 --> 00:46:53,404
Just got to pick up something
from my dad's store real quick.
977
00:46:53,506 --> 00:46:54,768
You're breaking in?
978
00:46:56,876 --> 00:46:58,309
Not exactly.
979
00:46:58,445 --> 00:47:01,005
Shouldn't you tell him
about this or something?
980
00:47:05,018 --> 00:47:06,042
What's wrong?
981
00:47:06,152 --> 00:47:08,518
I'm typing in the code, and it's not working.
982
00:47:08,621 --> 00:47:10,680
- You didn't do it right!
- Yes, I did.
983
00:47:10,790 --> 00:47:11,779
I'm doing it right.
984
00:47:11,891 --> 00:47:14,451
- Maybe your dad changed the code.
- He didn't change the code.
985
00:47:14,561 --> 00:47:16,461
Okay? The code's my birthday.
It's always been my birthday.
986
00:47:16,563 --> 00:47:17,587
He didn't change it.
987
00:47:17,697 --> 00:47:19,494
Maybe it's someone else's birthday.
988
00:47:31,811 --> 00:47:32,835
Sorry, man.
989
00:47:39,819 --> 00:47:41,684
Let me guess what it is.
990
00:47:49,029 --> 00:47:50,553
Booyah!
991
00:47:58,271 --> 00:47:59,795
Can I tell you my gossip now?
992
00:47:59,906 --> 00:48:01,533
Oh, shit, yeah. Blithe.
993
00:48:02,742 --> 00:48:05,210
Not now. I think we should go, okay?
Let's go. We gotta go.
994
00:48:06,513 --> 00:48:09,539
I saw my daddy
kissing his assistant, Debra.
995
00:48:10,750 --> 00:48:12,945
That's why he always stays late
at the hospital,
996
00:48:13,053 --> 00:48:16,079
'cause he spends all night kissing Debra.
997
00:48:17,957 --> 00:48:19,481
My mom knows.
998
00:48:19,592 --> 00:48:23,494
She pretends like she doesn't know,
but she knows.
999
00:48:23,596 --> 00:48:25,393
That's not gossip, Blithe.
1000
00:48:26,232 --> 00:48:27,699
You know that, right?
1001
00:48:28,234 --> 00:48:29,428
Well...
1002
00:48:29,536 --> 00:48:32,232
Sometimes people do messed-up stuff
to each other, okay?
1003
00:48:32,739 --> 00:48:33,763
Why?
1004
00:48:33,873 --> 00:48:37,331
One time I was walking down the street,
I punched my best friend Darius
1005
00:48:37,444 --> 00:48:41,278
in the nut sack for no reason.
Just both fists.
1006
00:48:41,414 --> 00:48:44,110
- Just double-punched him.
- Why would you do that?
1007
00:48:44,818 --> 00:48:45,876
I don't know.
1008
00:48:46,653 --> 00:48:48,086
You're an idiot.
1009
00:48:48,221 --> 00:48:49,950
That's probably true. I am an idiot.
1010
00:48:50,090 --> 00:48:51,523
And so is your dad.
1011
00:48:52,058 --> 00:48:53,423
Come on.
1012
00:48:55,595 --> 00:48:56,687
Hey.
1013
00:48:57,163 --> 00:48:58,289
Where's Rodrigo?
1014
00:48:58,398 --> 00:48:59,865
He's in the bathroom.
1015
00:49:04,604 --> 00:49:06,231
Oh, no.
1016
00:49:06,339 --> 00:49:09,433
No, tell me... Tell me you didn't.
1017
00:49:11,945 --> 00:49:13,310
Oh, shit!
1018
00:49:22,755 --> 00:49:25,246
- Why the hell did you do that, Rodrigo?
- Seriously, dude!
1019
00:49:25,358 --> 00:49:26,723
You said you didn't have
any more cherry bombs!
1020
00:49:26,826 --> 00:49:28,123
How many more do you have, huh?
1021
00:49:28,261 --> 00:49:31,059
You can't just go around
blowing up bathrooms! It's not cool!
1022
00:49:31,164 --> 00:49:32,927
Why can't you be
more like your brother and sister?
1023
00:49:33,032 --> 00:49:35,159
They're at least half crazy.
You're full-on nuts!
1024
00:49:35,835 --> 00:49:38,360
They are not my brother and sister!
They are nothing to me!
1025
00:49:38,471 --> 00:49:40,098
They are not my family!
1026
00:49:40,206 --> 00:49:43,004
She does nothing all day but paint
her face like a puta. She is a puta!
1027
00:49:43,143 --> 00:49:44,132
And this one is sick in the head!
1028
00:49:44,244 --> 00:49:46,075
He goes to the head doctor
four times a week!
1029
00:49:48,381 --> 00:49:51,179
- Hey! Stop acting crazy, okay?
- He is the crazy one.
1030
00:49:51,317 --> 00:49:53,842
He has this medicine! He loco!
He muy loco!
1031
00:49:53,987 --> 00:49:55,614
- Hey, relax!
- Shut up!
1032
00:49:55,722 --> 00:49:57,917
You shut up with your stupid fanny pack!
I take your fanny pack!
1033
00:49:58,024 --> 00:50:00,254
No! No! No, I need that!
1034
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,420
Stop it! I need that! My pills! No! No!
1035
00:50:03,530 --> 00:50:05,327
What did you do that for?
1036
00:50:05,465 --> 00:50:07,524
- Pull over! Pull over!
- Okay! Okay!
1037
00:50:07,667 --> 00:50:10,465
- Right now! Right now!
- Okay! Okay!
1038
00:50:12,472 --> 00:50:14,440
Slater! Where are you going?
1039
00:50:14,541 --> 00:50:16,304
What the fuck is your problem, man?
1040
00:50:22,015 --> 00:50:23,209
Slater.
1041
00:50:23,349 --> 00:50:24,839
You're not going to find it, all right?
1042
00:50:24,984 --> 00:50:28,511
- I need those pills, okay? I need them.
- No, you don't.
1043
00:50:28,655 --> 00:50:30,816
Yes, I do, okay? I have serious issues.
1044
00:50:30,924 --> 00:50:32,255
You don't have serious issues.
1045
00:50:32,358 --> 00:50:35,384
Yes, I do! Those pills are
the only thing that keep me normal,
1046
00:50:35,495 --> 00:50:36,792
and I need them!
1047
00:50:36,896 --> 00:50:38,454
I can't do this anymore.
1048
00:50:38,565 --> 00:50:40,366
Slater, you're gay, all right?
1049
00:50:41,501 --> 00:50:43,196
What the fuck are you talking about?
1050
00:50:43,303 --> 00:50:45,931
- Nothing. Never mind.
- Take that back!
1051
00:50:46,039 --> 00:50:48,166
Take it back, Noah!
1052
00:50:49,442 --> 00:50:51,103
You're gay. All right?
1053
00:50:51,211 --> 00:50:54,305
You're as queer as a football bat,
and that's fine.
1054
00:50:54,414 --> 00:50:56,575
And if your therapist
hasn't clued you into that by now,
1055
00:50:56,683 --> 00:50:58,583
then you should ask
for your money back, pal.
1056
00:50:58,685 --> 00:51:00,812
You ever think the reason you're so upset
1057
00:51:00,954 --> 00:51:02,945
your buddy Clayton
doesn't want to hang out anymore
1058
00:51:03,056 --> 00:51:05,547
is because you have
a lot of special feelings for him
1059
00:51:05,658 --> 00:51:07,182
that maybe he doesn't feel back?
1060
00:51:07,293 --> 00:51:08,885
It breaks your heart, man.
1061
00:51:08,995 --> 00:51:10,724
And that breaks my heart.
1062
00:51:10,830 --> 00:51:12,593
'Cause I know what that feels like.
1063
00:51:12,699 --> 00:51:14,394
I feel it all the time.
1064
00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:17,094
I don't want to be gay! I'm not gay!
1065
00:51:17,537 --> 00:51:18,526
Tough.
1066
00:51:18,638 --> 00:51:20,503
I don't want to be a faggot!
1067
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,074
Hey! Do not say shit like that!
Do you understand me?
1068
00:51:23,776 --> 00:51:26,142
This is the worst night of my life.
1069
00:51:29,282 --> 00:51:31,842
All right, high school is going to suck.
1070
00:51:31,985 --> 00:51:35,785
Coming out to your parents,
it's not gonna be a picnic, either.
1071
00:51:35,888 --> 00:51:37,822
But trust me when I tell you
1072
00:51:37,924 --> 00:51:40,415
that when you get to college,
nobody will care.
1073
00:51:40,526 --> 00:51:43,017
And then, when you graduate college,
1074
00:51:43,162 --> 00:51:46,097
you'll get an awesome job
in the entertainment industry.
1075
00:51:46,199 --> 00:51:50,033
You'll be super-organized and
dress really well, you'll smell good.
1076
00:51:50,136 --> 00:51:52,604
Smell good?
What are you talking about, Noah?
1077
00:51:52,705 --> 00:51:54,263
Relax. Listen to me.
1078
00:51:57,143 --> 00:51:59,839
My dad hates me. All right?
1079
00:52:01,180 --> 00:52:03,148
I got kicked out of college.
1080
00:52:05,718 --> 00:52:08,050
Before tonight, this babysitting thing,
1081
00:52:08,187 --> 00:52:10,451
I've only ever had one job,
and I was a lifeguard.
1082
00:52:10,556 --> 00:52:15,016
I got fired after four days because
I kept falling asleep in the sun.
1083
00:52:15,495 --> 00:52:19,795
I'm a constant disappointment to my mom,
who's the only decent person in my life.
1084
00:52:19,899 --> 00:52:21,833
I've been arrested numerous times.
1085
00:52:21,934 --> 00:52:24,869
I had a month-Iong, intense addiction
to Robitussin.
1086
00:52:26,172 --> 00:52:28,197
There's only one freak out here.
1087
00:52:29,075 --> 00:52:30,542
You're looking at him.
1088
00:52:31,544 --> 00:52:34,240
I've never had a gay thought in my life,
so what does that tell you?
1089
00:52:35,515 --> 00:52:37,983
That tells me you're pretty messed up.
1090
00:52:38,084 --> 00:52:40,484
I have seen Devil Wears Prada
about 19 times,
1091
00:52:40,586 --> 00:52:42,645
but that's because it's a good movie.
1092
00:52:42,755 --> 00:52:44,655
It's a good flick.
1093
00:52:44,757 --> 00:52:47,885
Devil Wears P. You ever seen it?
D Wears P?
1094
00:52:48,027 --> 00:52:50,427
I think, like, once.
I don't really remember it though.
1095
00:52:51,764 --> 00:52:54,927
Nothing's wrong with you. You're normal.
1096
00:52:56,536 --> 00:52:58,731
Just super gay.
1097
00:53:01,107 --> 00:53:03,007
You're a dick.
1098
00:53:03,109 --> 00:53:06,510
Yes, that's true.
Enough of the pills, all right?
1099
00:53:08,014 --> 00:53:09,140
Okay.
1100
00:53:10,383 --> 00:53:11,782
You know,
1101
00:53:13,119 --> 00:53:16,247
deep down, I think I always kind of knew.
1102
00:53:18,725 --> 00:53:21,592
But don't tell anybody yet, okay?
1103
00:53:21,728 --> 00:53:23,753
I won't. I won't.
1104
00:53:25,231 --> 00:53:27,222
What do you think I am, an asshole?
1105
00:53:28,301 --> 00:53:29,768
Yeah, sort of.
1106
00:53:29,902 --> 00:53:31,369
Come on, Ricky Martin,
let's get out of here.
1107
00:53:31,471 --> 00:53:33,029
That's an example.
1108
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,972
Hey, Slater, are you okay?
1109
00:53:37,110 --> 00:53:38,407
Yeah, I'm okay.
1110
00:53:38,511 --> 00:53:40,877
Hey! That's Mom's car!
1111
00:53:40,980 --> 00:53:41,969
Are you sure?
1112
00:53:43,649 --> 00:53:45,310
All right. Let's go! Let's go!
1113
00:53:45,451 --> 00:53:48,215
Rodrigo's jacket must be in there!
1114
00:54:18,451 --> 00:54:20,248
This is my kind of club.
1115
00:54:20,353 --> 00:54:22,753
- Let's just go home.
- No.
1116
00:54:22,855 --> 00:54:24,846
All right? I have a half-hour
to get to this party,
1117
00:54:24,957 --> 00:54:28,518
pay off Karl, pick my girlfriend up
off the floor, get you kids home,
1118
00:54:28,628 --> 00:54:31,358
and be home in time for my mom
to tell me how awesome her night was.
1119
00:54:31,464 --> 00:54:35,332
I'm not gonna let some bullshit
car thief fuck this up for me.
1120
00:54:37,136 --> 00:54:38,262
Hey.
1121
00:54:38,371 --> 00:54:40,635
What's happening, my man?
How you doing, man?
1122
00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:43,436
You know, this ain't no place for no kids.
1123
00:54:43,543 --> 00:54:45,340
These aren't kids, these are little people.
1124
00:54:45,478 --> 00:54:47,173
This woman's 48 years old.
1125
00:54:47,313 --> 00:54:48,610
Her children have children.
1126
00:54:48,714 --> 00:54:51,376
- Hi. I'm a grandma.
- All right.
1127
00:54:51,517 --> 00:54:53,815
- What's your name, baby?
- They call me Soul, Soul Baby.
1128
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,820
Soul Baby? Keep it in control, baby.
1129
00:54:55,922 --> 00:54:58,083
- I hear you, baby.
- My name's Noah J-Bird.
1130
00:54:58,191 --> 00:54:59,590
Noah J-Bird.
1131
00:54:59,692 --> 00:55:01,353
- Oh, you like to fly.
- I fly, baby.
1132
00:55:01,494 --> 00:55:03,860
- Fly, fly, fly away, baby.
- In the clouds, no frowns.
1133
00:55:03,996 --> 00:55:05,293
All right, now,
that's what I'm talking about.
1134
00:55:05,398 --> 00:55:07,491
- Tears, no fears, man.
- Is that right?
1135
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:08,794
Respect it, don't neglect it.
1136
00:55:08,901 --> 00:55:11,631
All right. That's what I'm
talking about, baby. My brother.
1137
00:55:11,737 --> 00:55:13,329
- Treat it, don't beat it, my man.
- All right, baby.
1138
00:55:13,906 --> 00:55:15,897
You're a badass motherfucker.
1139
00:55:21,781 --> 00:55:23,544
Hey.
1140
00:55:23,683 --> 00:55:26,311
God, man. What's up, white boy?
1141
00:55:26,419 --> 00:55:28,011
I'm here for my minivan. What's up?
1142
00:55:28,254 --> 00:55:30,620
Get out of here.
1143
00:55:30,723 --> 00:55:33,089
What, are you stalking me now?
You're stealing my car?
1144
00:55:33,192 --> 00:55:35,160
I'm serious. Give me the keys.
1145
00:55:35,261 --> 00:55:38,025
Look, homey, we got beef.
You understand that?
1146
00:55:38,130 --> 00:55:39,324
Just give me the keys.
1147
00:55:39,432 --> 00:55:42,094
Step back, homey!
This ain't where you belong!
1148
00:55:42,201 --> 00:55:44,465
All right,
you're going to listen to me, okay?
1149
00:55:44,570 --> 00:55:47,164
You're right,
I threw up in your grandmother's ashes.
1150
00:55:47,273 --> 00:55:49,468
- Hell, yeah, you did.
- It was an accident.
1151
00:55:49,575 --> 00:55:52,908
- Fucked up.
- I apologize from the bottom of my heart.
1152
00:55:53,045 --> 00:55:55,377
I have been stuck
babysitting these three kids.
1153
00:55:55,515 --> 00:55:57,745
I was talked into buying cocaine
for my girlfriend,
1154
00:55:57,884 --> 00:56:00,114
who I realize is not even my girlfriend.
1155
00:56:00,253 --> 00:56:04,087
She's just a girl who occasionally
lets me stick my face in her crotch
1156
00:56:04,190 --> 00:56:06,158
and who's mean to me all the time. Okay?
1157
00:56:06,292 --> 00:56:10,319
And this time, making her happy
is probably gonna get me killed.
1158
00:56:10,463 --> 00:56:14,126
You're acting all gangster,
stealing cars, hanging out with thugs.
1159
00:56:14,267 --> 00:56:15,256
Well, you know what?
1160
00:56:15,368 --> 00:56:18,235
A few years ago we went to
the same lame-ass high school.
1161
00:56:18,337 --> 00:56:21,738
The point is,
you and I are two fucked-up kids
1162
00:56:21,841 --> 00:56:23,138
meeting on the playground.
1163
00:56:23,276 --> 00:56:28,270
I came here for my motherfucking keys
to my motherfucking minivan,
1164
00:56:28,381 --> 00:56:29,780
and that's what's up!
1165
00:56:34,020 --> 00:56:35,647
Is that supposed to be a threat, little man?
1166
00:56:35,788 --> 00:56:36,914
I ain't giving you shit.
1167
00:56:37,023 --> 00:56:38,115
It's not a threat.
1168
00:56:38,224 --> 00:56:40,590
I'm going to put
both my hands behind my back,
1169
00:56:40,693 --> 00:56:43,161
and you get one punch to my face
as hard as you want.
1170
00:56:43,296 --> 00:56:46,493
- I can punch you in the face?
- You deserve to punch me in the face.
1171
00:56:46,632 --> 00:56:48,361
Go on, baby. Punch him in the face.
1172
00:56:48,501 --> 00:56:50,264
My face is ready to receive you.
1173
00:56:51,137 --> 00:56:52,764
- Noah, don't!
- What?
1174
00:56:52,939 --> 00:56:54,998
Oh!
1175
00:56:55,308 --> 00:56:56,297
Bitch.
1176
00:56:57,076 --> 00:57:00,011
- Noah!
- I fucking love you right now.
1177
00:57:01,047 --> 00:57:03,447
You killed my babysitter!
1178
00:57:03,549 --> 00:57:04,709
Noah?
1179
00:57:06,118 --> 00:57:07,813
That was bad.
1180
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,182
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
1181
00:57:10,489 --> 00:57:12,548
Oh, shit. I'm all right!
1182
00:57:13,826 --> 00:57:15,794
I'm okay!
1183
00:57:15,895 --> 00:57:17,362
I'm okay!
1184
00:57:17,496 --> 00:57:18,861
She won this round, right?
1185
00:57:18,998 --> 00:57:20,363
Oh, shit.
1186
00:57:20,499 --> 00:57:22,967
She punched my face, but it's cool!
It's all good.
1187
00:57:24,837 --> 00:57:26,202
Looks like we're even.
1188
00:57:31,077 --> 00:57:34,046
Guess you ain't the little pussy
you used to be. Huh, Noah?
1189
00:57:34,180 --> 00:57:36,648
Nope, I'm a whole different pussy now.
1190
00:57:36,749 --> 00:57:38,717
All right, boy. Respect.
1191
00:57:40,252 --> 00:57:42,743
Unlock it. What's inside?
1192
00:57:42,888 --> 00:57:44,515
Oh, shit, it's a bomb.
1193
00:57:45,925 --> 00:57:48,223
Hell, yeah. I feel that.
1194
00:57:48,361 --> 00:57:50,886
Let that debris
fall across your face, girl.
1195
00:57:51,464 --> 00:57:52,863
Look here, little homey.
1196
00:57:53,432 --> 00:57:54,990
I like your style, you dig?
1197
00:57:55,101 --> 00:57:56,159
I appreciate that. Thank you.
1198
00:57:56,268 --> 00:57:58,065
You stand up for yours,
and I can respect that.
1199
00:57:58,204 --> 00:58:03,005
If we ever need a crazy-ass white boy
to roll with us one day
1200
00:58:03,109 --> 00:58:07,569
and get punched in the face
by motherfuckers, I'm-a call you.
1201
00:58:07,713 --> 00:58:10,614
- Know what I mean?
- Yeah, man.
1202
00:58:10,750 --> 00:58:14,015
Yo, listen. Listen.
Let me holler at you for a second.
1203
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:15,451
I just wanna let you know,
1204
00:58:15,588 --> 00:58:18,022
I just want to throw a monster shout-out
back at you, my man.
1205
00:58:18,124 --> 00:58:19,887
Monster shout-out back at me, right?
1206
00:58:19,992 --> 00:58:22,859
I don't understand what the fuck
that is, but it sound good, though.
1207
00:58:22,962 --> 00:58:24,452
- It's all good, baby.
- All right, brother.
1208
00:58:24,597 --> 00:58:26,428
Peace to you. I fucking love you, dawg.
1209
00:58:28,768 --> 00:58:30,395
Noah, are you all right?
1210
00:58:31,070 --> 00:58:33,197
I feel so cool right now.
1211
00:58:35,307 --> 00:58:36,365
This place is cool.
1212
00:58:36,475 --> 00:58:39,774
I honestly might start DJ-ing here.
I don't know.
1213
00:58:39,912 --> 00:58:40,970
Okay, that's all right,
1214
00:58:41,113 --> 00:58:43,946
but do you really think that
this is an appropriate place to bring kids?
1215
00:58:44,083 --> 00:58:47,450
I don't know. Look, Rodrigo's over there
chatting up some prostitutes.
1216
00:58:47,586 --> 00:58:51,215
You got Slater schooling Bell Biv DeVoe
over there in pool.
1217
00:58:51,323 --> 00:58:54,486
And Blithe's doing the Riverdance
over in the bowling alley.
1218
00:58:54,593 --> 00:58:56,993
Honestly, this is the first time
I've seen them having any kind of fun,
1219
00:58:57,096 --> 00:58:59,291
so what the hell?
1220
00:59:03,869 --> 00:59:05,427
You know what that is?
1221
00:59:05,538 --> 00:59:07,165
What is that?
1222
00:59:07,273 --> 00:59:09,104
Just me being cool. Playing it cool.
1223
00:59:10,176 --> 00:59:12,007
No big deal.
1224
00:59:12,144 --> 00:59:13,168
You're crazy.
1225
00:59:13,279 --> 00:59:15,372
You're crazy slash beautiful. Whatever.
1226
00:59:20,853 --> 00:59:23,014
So, did you drive here?
1227
00:59:23,155 --> 00:59:24,486
No, I took a cab.
1228
00:59:24,623 --> 00:59:26,090
Maybe you should take my dad's car,
1229
00:59:26,192 --> 00:59:28,353
because I can't drive
both of them anyways.
1230
00:59:28,461 --> 00:59:29,985
Are you serious?
1231
00:59:30,096 --> 00:59:32,064
Yeah, it'd actually really help me out.
1232
00:59:32,164 --> 00:59:33,825
Okay. How are you gonna find me?
1233
00:59:33,933 --> 00:59:35,491
Do you have a phone?
1234
00:59:38,202 --> 00:59:39,692
Okay. See you.
1235
00:59:39,804 --> 00:59:42,272
- Yeah.
- Just kidding.
1236
00:59:42,373 --> 00:59:45,865
Here, this is my phone number,
and then you can call me.
1237
00:59:46,010 --> 00:59:47,705
Okay.
1238
00:59:48,646 --> 00:59:50,341
I'll call you.
1239
00:59:51,182 --> 00:59:52,547
Hey,
1240
00:59:52,684 --> 00:59:56,142
why did you say something to me
when you saw me earlier? I feel like
1241
00:59:56,254 --> 00:59:58,620
you kind of ignored me all freshman year.
1242
01:00:00,224 --> 01:00:04,524
I don't know.
I thought you were really funny and smart
1243
01:00:04,662 --> 01:00:06,220
and seemed really sweet.
1244
01:00:07,332 --> 01:00:10,199
I guess I was kind of nervous
to talk to you back then.
1245
01:00:11,569 --> 01:00:13,969
You were nervous to talk to me?
1246
01:00:14,505 --> 01:00:16,029
Yeah.
1247
01:00:18,343 --> 01:00:19,970
My phone's ringing.
1248
01:00:20,912 --> 01:00:23,506
Shit, it's my girlfriend. I'm sorry.
I have to take this.
1249
01:00:23,614 --> 01:00:25,013
- Girlfriend.
- Yeah.
1250
01:00:26,050 --> 01:00:27,074
Hello?
1251
01:00:27,852 --> 01:00:29,843
All right. See you later.
1252
01:00:29,954 --> 01:00:30,921
Call me about the car.
1253
01:00:31,389 --> 01:00:32,822
- Yeah.
- Noah.
1254
01:00:32,924 --> 01:00:34,892
Listen to me.
You need to leave that party right now.
1255
01:00:35,026 --> 01:00:38,052
Noah, this party is breathtaking,
so I'm not gonna leave it.
1256
01:00:38,196 --> 01:00:39,891
Breathtaking? Marisa, listen to me.
1257
01:00:40,031 --> 01:00:44,195
You need to listen to me.
You have been jerking me around all night.
1258
01:00:44,302 --> 01:00:47,738
And you wanna know what?
It's disrespectful and it's lame.
1259
01:00:47,872 --> 01:00:50,340
Just, if Karl and Julio show up,
stay away from them.
1260
01:00:50,441 --> 01:00:51,430
They're dangerous.
1261
01:00:51,542 --> 01:00:53,339
They're not dangerous.
You're being an idiot.
1262
01:00:53,444 --> 01:00:56,106
I'm very close.
I'm coming for you, Marisa, okay?
1263
01:00:56,247 --> 01:00:57,407
Okay.
1264
01:01:00,284 --> 01:01:02,047
Oh, shit.
1265
01:01:05,590 --> 01:01:07,455
I can't decide if this is funny or not.
1266
01:01:07,558 --> 01:01:09,321
It's not funny at all.
1267
01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:10,825
How you doing tonight, my man?
1268
01:01:11,262 --> 01:01:12,786
Do you have any idea why I stopped you?
1269
01:01:12,930 --> 01:01:14,261
- No.
- You ran a red light
1270
01:01:14,365 --> 01:01:16,128
and you're not wearing your seat belt.
1271
01:01:16,234 --> 01:01:18,634
All right,
why don't you step out of the car, pal?
1272
01:01:19,504 --> 01:01:20,630
Do me a favor. Put your hands on the trunk.
1273
01:01:20,738 --> 01:01:21,966
Easy, cowboy.
1274
01:01:22,073 --> 01:01:23,199
What's this?
1275
01:01:23,307 --> 01:01:25,969
- It's a luchador action figure.
- Luchadors, I love these guys.
1276
01:01:26,110 --> 01:01:27,304
Look at this.
1277
01:01:27,412 --> 01:01:28,936
Frank, what's in there?
1278
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:30,840
What's this, my man?
1279
01:01:32,016 --> 01:01:33,074
You got a little party in your pocket?
1280
01:01:33,184 --> 01:01:37,086
It's not mine, I swear to God.
I'm just holding it for my girlfriend.
1281
01:01:37,188 --> 01:01:39,315
- I'm just holding it for her.
- You're going out with a cokehead?
1282
01:01:39,424 --> 01:01:41,392
Bag of fucking actual diamonds here.
1283
01:01:41,492 --> 01:01:44,655
Oh. Okay. Jacob the Jeweler.
You're tits in a ditch, my man.
1284
01:01:44,796 --> 01:01:46,661
- Tits in a ditch.
- Is that good?
1285
01:01:46,798 --> 01:01:49,062
Sometimes it's good.
Sometimes it's real bad.
1286
01:01:49,167 --> 01:01:52,068
What is that? Oh, no shit!
1287
01:01:52,170 --> 01:01:53,831
- Is that you?
- That's the fucking bathroom guy!
1288
01:01:53,971 --> 01:01:55,871
- Mr. Toilet Explosion?
- That's not me.
1289
01:01:55,973 --> 01:01:59,773
I've never actually been the guy on duty
to catch the fucking guy in the sketch.
1290
01:01:59,877 --> 01:02:01,174
What are they doing to him?
1291
01:02:01,279 --> 01:02:03,144
- Do me a favor. You got this?
- Yeah.
1292
01:02:06,184 --> 01:02:08,015
- You got it?
- Yeah. I like that.
1293
01:02:08,152 --> 01:02:09,949
- That's one for your wallet.
- Check it out! Check it out!
1294
01:02:10,054 --> 01:02:11,282
- It's great.
- All right, sir, do me a favor,
1295
01:02:11,389 --> 01:02:12,413
go stand by your vehicle.
1296
01:02:12,523 --> 01:02:14,286
We're going to run your profile. All right?
1297
01:02:14,392 --> 01:02:16,986
This is mine.
I'm gonna take responsibility...
1298
01:02:17,128 --> 01:02:19,756
Sir! Go stand by your vehicle. Please.
1299
01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:24,292
Hey, so here's the deal.
1300
01:02:24,402 --> 01:02:26,097
I think I'm about to get arrested.
1301
01:02:26,204 --> 01:02:28,695
I messed up and I put your lives in danger.
1302
01:02:28,807 --> 01:02:29,774
You's got the diamonds?
1303
01:02:29,874 --> 01:02:30,898
Things just got
out of hand so quickly...
1304
01:02:32,077 --> 01:02:34,307
- Let's party!
...and I'm really, really sorry.
1305
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,177
Whoa. Are they leaving?
1306
01:02:37,315 --> 01:02:39,442
Hey! What are you doing? Stop!
1307
01:02:39,551 --> 01:02:41,712
Please! I need those diamonds! Come back!
1308
01:02:41,853 --> 01:02:43,718
Damn it!
1309
01:03:03,741 --> 01:03:06,141
All right, I'm going to go find my girlfriend.
1310
01:03:06,244 --> 01:03:07,973
Marisa!
1311
01:03:09,747 --> 01:03:11,044
Marisa!
1312
01:03:13,785 --> 01:03:15,548
Stephanie, have you seen Marisa?
1313
01:03:15,653 --> 01:03:18,554
I don't know, it's my birthday!
1314
01:03:18,656 --> 01:03:19,748
Why are you upside down?
1315
01:03:19,858 --> 01:03:22,418
- Why aren't you upside down?
- Okay.
1316
01:03:22,527 --> 01:03:23,551
Take care of yourself.
1317
01:03:23,661 --> 01:03:25,629
You're not invited anymore.
1318
01:03:27,665 --> 01:03:29,064
G-Bert, sorry to interrupt, man.
1319
01:03:29,701 --> 01:03:31,032
What's up, Noah?
1320
01:03:31,136 --> 01:03:32,535
Have you seen Marisa?
1321
01:03:32,637 --> 01:03:33,934
- Who's Marisa?
- She's my girlfriend.
1322
01:03:34,038 --> 01:03:35,437
She's like my height, blonde hair.
1323
01:03:36,641 --> 01:03:38,233
- No, sorry.
- No.
1324
01:03:38,343 --> 01:03:40,607
If I find her, we should all hang out
next week or something.
1325
01:03:40,712 --> 01:03:41,736
Totally, yeah.
1326
01:03:41,846 --> 01:03:42,938
Yeah, great.
You have great breasts. Thanks.
1327
01:03:43,047 --> 01:03:44,241
- Thank you.
- Later, Noah.
1328
01:03:47,919 --> 01:03:49,580
- What are you doing?
- Fuck you.
1329
01:03:51,089 --> 01:03:53,148
Why are you such an asshole, Rodrigo?
1330
01:03:54,792 --> 01:03:58,523
Ever since you moved in with us,
you've been so mean to everybody!
1331
01:03:58,630 --> 01:04:00,894
- What's wrong with you?
- You want to know what's wrong with me?
1332
01:04:02,699 --> 01:04:03,961
This is my third family in three years.
1333
01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:07,035
When your papas get tired with me,
they give me to another families.
1334
01:04:07,136 --> 01:04:08,398
That happens every time.
1335
01:04:08,504 --> 01:04:11,473
Well, maybe if you didn't do
such messed-up stuff
1336
01:04:11,607 --> 01:04:14,804
then they would actually feel
like you wanted to be here.
1337
01:04:14,944 --> 01:04:18,243
You don't know me. You look at me
like a crazy that live in your house.
1338
01:04:18,347 --> 01:04:20,815
That's not true. You never talk to us.
1339
01:04:20,950 --> 01:04:24,113
Honestly, you're pretty scary, man.
1340
01:04:25,855 --> 01:04:28,585
I no scary. I just like having fun.
1341
01:04:28,758 --> 01:04:30,521
Boom, boom, boom. Kaboom.
1342
01:04:30,626 --> 01:04:32,924
Hey, guys, I can't find Marisa anywhere.
Let's go.
1343
01:04:33,229 --> 01:04:34,696
Come on. Where's Blithe?
1344
01:04:37,467 --> 01:04:39,264
Blithe, get down from there. We have to go.
1345
01:04:39,368 --> 01:04:41,427
These are my friends!
Come on, we're having fun.
1346
01:04:41,537 --> 01:04:42,731
No. They're not your friends.
1347
01:04:42,839 --> 01:04:44,704
They're drunk and
they're making fun of you, okay?
1348
01:04:44,807 --> 01:04:46,707
- You need to get down here right now.
- What are you doing?
1349
01:04:46,809 --> 01:04:49,437
- Listen, they're drunk. Let's go.
- Come up here!
1350
01:04:49,545 --> 01:04:51,775
- They just want to dance with me!
- They don't want to dance...
1351
01:04:51,881 --> 01:04:53,644
Oh! You're here!
1352
01:04:53,750 --> 01:04:56,719
Where have you been?
This has been the best night ever.
1353
01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:59,483
- Are those kids?
- Yeah. They're with me.
1354
01:04:59,622 --> 01:05:00,919
I'll explain.
We need to get out of here right now.
1355
01:05:01,023 --> 01:05:02,786
Did you get the party favors?
1356
01:05:02,892 --> 01:05:06,521
I had them and now I don't. I'll explain.
We need to get out of here right now.
1357
01:05:06,629 --> 01:05:08,563
- I'm serious.
- It's Ricky.
1358
01:05:08,664 --> 01:05:09,688
We don't have time for this.
1359
01:05:09,799 --> 01:05:11,596
That is Ricky Fontaine.
He is my ex-boyfriend.
1360
01:05:11,701 --> 01:05:13,293
I obviously have to go say hi.
1361
01:05:13,402 --> 01:05:15,700
- Ricky!
- You're drunk, Marisa.
1362
01:05:16,139 --> 01:05:18,630
- Hey.
- Marisa.
1363
01:05:18,741 --> 01:05:20,003
What's up? How are you?
1364
01:05:20,109 --> 01:05:23,237
You haven't responded to any of my texts
in, like, a really long time.
1365
01:05:23,346 --> 01:05:25,314
Yeah. There's a reason for that.
1366
01:05:25,414 --> 01:05:29,316
Marisa, I'm sorry.
I don't know how else I can say it.
1367
01:05:29,418 --> 01:05:32,148
We had a great run, but it's over now,
1368
01:05:32,255 --> 01:05:34,553
and I wish you the best
and I pray for you, I do.
1369
01:05:35,057 --> 01:05:36,422
Is everything okay?
1370
01:05:36,926 --> 01:05:40,225
Actually, no. Ricky's being kind of a dick.
1371
01:05:40,363 --> 01:05:42,490
- Why don't you defend me, Noah?
- What?
1372
01:05:42,598 --> 01:05:44,532
Yeah. You're being a real dick!
1373
01:05:44,634 --> 01:05:46,226
Defend me! You're being mean!
1374
01:05:46,369 --> 01:05:48,530
What are you talking about?
I've been nothing but cool to you, man.
1375
01:05:48,638 --> 01:05:50,105
Okay. She's drunk.
1376
01:05:50,239 --> 01:05:52,833
There's a misunderstanding happening.
Why don't we all just relax?
1377
01:05:54,243 --> 01:05:56,074
No offense, bro, but who are you?
1378
01:05:56,212 --> 01:05:58,874
- I'm Noah. We're dating.
- He's my friend.
1379
01:05:58,981 --> 01:06:00,744
We're in a relationship, okay?
1380
01:06:00,883 --> 01:06:02,874
Friendship relationship.
1381
01:06:02,985 --> 01:06:04,043
Well, good luck with that, bro,
1382
01:06:04,153 --> 01:06:06,280
'cause dealing with her
is a pretty big nightmare.
1383
01:06:06,389 --> 01:06:07,856
I don't envy you.
1384
01:06:07,957 --> 01:06:10,892
That is a terrible thing to say to somebody!
1385
01:06:11,561 --> 01:06:12,550
What?
1386
01:06:12,662 --> 01:06:16,098
Look, you hurt her feelings. Okay?
Just be nice.
1387
01:06:16,232 --> 01:06:18,097
What are you going to do about it, bro?
1388
01:06:18,935 --> 01:06:20,300
What?
1389
01:06:23,339 --> 01:06:24,363
What the hell was that?
1390
01:06:24,473 --> 01:06:27,931
A throat jab? I don't know.
I don't street-fight very often.
1391
01:06:30,012 --> 01:06:31,411
Shit!
1392
01:06:31,981 --> 01:06:33,744
I broke my ass!
1393
01:06:33,850 --> 01:06:36,284
You just got Fontained!
1394
01:06:36,986 --> 01:06:38,283
Are you okay, Noah?
1395
01:06:38,421 --> 01:06:39,786
Yeah.
1396
01:06:39,922 --> 01:06:42,720
Get out of here. I got it. I got this guy.
1397
01:06:42,825 --> 01:06:44,554
Right here. Right here.
1398
01:06:47,430 --> 01:06:48,829
Noah!
1399
01:06:48,931 --> 01:06:50,660
Oh, that's bad! Oh, my back!
1400
01:06:50,766 --> 01:06:51,824
What do we do?
1401
01:06:51,934 --> 01:06:53,902
Rodrigo! Flying Burrito!
1402
01:06:57,173 --> 01:06:59,004
Jesus! My ear!
1403
01:06:59,141 --> 01:07:00,665
Did I get him good?
1404
01:07:00,810 --> 01:07:02,437
Get off!
1405
01:07:02,545 --> 01:07:03,569
Hey, Ricky!
1406
01:07:07,149 --> 01:07:08,878
Double punch to the nut sack!
1407
01:07:10,686 --> 01:07:12,654
Come on, Blithe! We gotta get out of here!
1408
01:07:14,056 --> 01:07:15,614
- Ricky? Are you okay?
- Listen, we gotta go right now.
1409
01:07:15,725 --> 01:07:17,283
Where's the party? I love parties.
1410
01:07:17,393 --> 01:07:19,361
- Oh, shit! We gotta go right now!
- Hey, what's up, party animal?
1411
01:07:19,462 --> 01:07:20,895
How you doing? Hey, man...
1412
01:07:22,131 --> 01:07:23,291
Karl!
1413
01:07:27,670 --> 01:07:29,035
Come on, come on.
1414
01:07:29,138 --> 01:07:31,038
Who wants to party?
1415
01:07:31,507 --> 01:07:34,340
Anybody want to party? Let's party!
1416
01:07:35,978 --> 01:07:38,503
Back it up! Back it up!
1417
01:07:39,649 --> 01:07:40,877
What's up?
1418
01:07:40,983 --> 01:07:42,974
- Nobody wanna dance with me!
- Let's party!
1419
01:07:46,722 --> 01:07:49,213
Come on, you got it. Let's go. You got it.
1420
01:07:49,325 --> 01:07:50,690
I can't believe you're making me do this.
1421
01:07:52,561 --> 01:07:54,392
- Where are the kids?
- Who cares? Let's just go.
1422
01:07:54,497 --> 01:07:57,193
Please, I just want to go home with you.
I just want to get out of here.
1423
01:07:57,333 --> 01:07:59,631
What are you talking about?
They're my responsibility.
1424
01:07:59,735 --> 01:08:01,828
Who cares? I just want to get out of here!
1425
01:08:01,938 --> 01:08:03,337
I care.
1426
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:07,368
- Hi.
- What the fuck? Hey, come on.
1427
01:08:07,510 --> 01:08:09,137
Come here!
1428
01:08:09,245 --> 01:08:11,509
Go, go, go, go, go! Move!
1429
01:08:11,614 --> 01:08:14,412
- How'd you learn to hot-wire a car?
- I know many things.
1430
01:08:14,550 --> 01:08:16,177
What is with all these kids?
1431
01:08:19,555 --> 01:08:21,216
What is that?
1432
01:08:21,357 --> 01:08:22,722
It's Karl's gang.
1433
01:08:23,926 --> 01:08:26,156
Go! They gonna kill us!
1434
01:08:26,262 --> 01:08:27,627
Oh, my God!
1435
01:08:27,730 --> 01:08:29,197
Oh, my God!
1436
01:08:30,599 --> 01:08:31,930
Get off the car!
1437
01:08:32,068 --> 01:08:34,662
Oh, my God!
Is that a man or a woman?
1438
01:08:34,770 --> 01:08:36,499
- Go, Noah!
- Fucking drive, Noah!
1439
01:08:36,605 --> 01:08:38,197
Push the gas!
1440
01:08:49,318 --> 01:08:50,580
What the hell is going on?
1441
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:53,120
Next time, you use a bazooka
instead of a sledgehammer.
1442
01:08:53,255 --> 01:08:54,517
What are you, El DeBarge?
1443
01:08:54,623 --> 01:08:56,557
Let's go, come on, Jeremy!
1444
01:08:56,692 --> 01:08:58,159
- What the hell is this?
- Get out of the way!
1445
01:08:59,362 --> 01:09:02,195
Is there anyone in this car who can tell me
what the hell is going on here?
1446
01:09:02,298 --> 01:09:03,458
Noah, they're coming!
1447
01:09:03,566 --> 01:09:05,193
Gonna kill yo ass, Noah Griffith!
1448
01:09:05,301 --> 01:09:08,270
- Coming to get you! Catch up!
- Fucking die! You die!
1449
01:09:08,404 --> 01:09:09,962
All right, kids, fasten your seat belts!
1450
01:09:16,412 --> 01:09:17,401
They're going to kill us!
1451
01:09:21,617 --> 01:09:22,641
Watch this. Watch this.
1452
01:09:25,421 --> 01:09:26,479
Is everyone okay?
1453
01:09:26,622 --> 01:09:28,089
I'm scared, Noah!
1454
01:09:28,190 --> 01:09:29,919
Noah, stall them! I have an idea!
1455
01:09:30,026 --> 01:09:31,425
Roll down the window!
1456
01:09:31,527 --> 01:09:34,462
I have your money!
I just want to be your friend!
1457
01:09:34,597 --> 01:09:37,794
Are you serious? You've been really
wishy-washy about the whole thing.
1458
01:09:37,933 --> 01:09:40,128
No, I know! I've been
going through my own personal situation!
1459
01:09:40,269 --> 01:09:42,669
It's really scary
entering into a new friendship!
1460
01:09:42,805 --> 01:09:44,500
I just don't want to deal with
a broken heart.
1461
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:46,835
Maybe I don't want to be friends!
How's that?
1462
01:09:46,976 --> 01:09:49,274
He really wants to be your friend, Karl!
1463
01:09:49,378 --> 01:09:51,505
It's just I've been
burned in the past, bud!
1464
01:09:51,647 --> 01:09:53,478
- Seriously?
- Kaboom!
1465
01:09:53,616 --> 01:09:54,640
Oh, shit!
1466
01:09:58,654 --> 01:10:00,315
Shit! Hold the wheel straight!
1467
01:10:01,957 --> 01:10:03,254
Wait, wait!
1468
01:10:03,926 --> 01:10:05,086
Oh, shit!
1469
01:10:07,696 --> 01:10:09,664
Yes! Nice!
1470
01:10:10,633 --> 01:10:12,601
Whoa! Shit!
1471
01:10:18,307 --> 01:10:19,296
Are you guys okay?
1472
01:10:19,408 --> 01:10:21,842
No. I'm not okay. We just crashed the car.
1473
01:10:22,044 --> 01:10:23,511
What just happened?
1474
01:10:23,646 --> 01:10:25,773
Wait, so did you get the coke?
1475
01:10:26,382 --> 01:10:28,873
Kids, kids, kids. I love kids.
1476
01:10:29,018 --> 01:10:30,508
How you doing, Noah Griffith?
1477
01:10:30,653 --> 01:10:32,484
Hey, Karl, why you got to be so crazy, man?
1478
01:10:32,588 --> 01:10:33,782
Hey, man, I'm crazy.
1479
01:10:33,889 --> 01:10:35,049
That's a gun.
1480
01:10:35,157 --> 01:10:37,523
Marisa, why don't you do me a favor?
Take these kids and go home.
1481
01:10:37,626 --> 01:10:39,958
I'm going to have an adult conversation
with the babysitter.
1482
01:10:40,062 --> 01:10:42,496
Look, I know you guys want to
stay with me, it's your instinct,
1483
01:10:42,598 --> 01:10:46,329
but you have to fend for yourself.
1484
01:10:48,571 --> 01:10:50,505
Oh, you're all alone now, huh?
1485
01:10:52,108 --> 01:10:53,234
Hurts, don't it?
1486
01:10:53,342 --> 01:10:55,742
Yeah. I got a little boo-boo myself.
1487
01:10:59,582 --> 01:11:01,345
- You're mean!
- Noah Griffith!
1488
01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:07,889
You got mud in my gun, Noah Griffith!
1489
01:11:08,023 --> 01:11:10,753
My 11th best friend gave me this gun!
1490
01:11:11,427 --> 01:11:13,361
Marisa, wait! Did you hear that?
1491
01:11:14,763 --> 01:11:16,697
No, I didn't hear anything.
1492
01:11:16,799 --> 01:11:18,824
It's your very childlike
and vivid imagination.
1493
01:11:18,934 --> 01:11:21,164
- Noah might be hurt!
- That's a pistola.
1494
01:11:21,270 --> 01:11:22,396
What if he needs us?
1495
01:11:22,538 --> 01:11:25,268
He's not in trouble. He's hugging it out
with Karl in the minivan.
1496
01:11:39,755 --> 01:11:43,816
I just need to get out of here.
Thanks to you guys, my night is ruined!
1497
01:11:43,926 --> 01:11:46,554
I was having a really fun night
before you showed up! Taxi!
1498
01:11:46,662 --> 01:11:48,061
We were supposed to have a fun night, too!
1499
01:11:48,164 --> 01:11:50,655
You are the reason
that we are even in this situation!
1500
01:11:50,766 --> 01:11:53,462
Okay, fine! I'm a terrible person.
1501
01:11:53,569 --> 01:11:55,969
Okay? I admit it,
I could be a lot better in this situation,
1502
01:11:56,071 --> 01:11:59,268
but I'm just feeling really overwhelmed.
I don't know what's going on.
1503
01:11:59,375 --> 01:12:02,344
I'm stuck with these three kids
and I hate kids,
1504
01:12:02,444 --> 01:12:04,241
and I just don't know what to do!
1505
01:12:04,346 --> 01:12:06,610
Marisa? Stop being such a spaz.
1506
01:12:06,749 --> 01:12:09,047
Give me your phone. I've got an idea.
1507
01:12:09,151 --> 01:12:10,709
Noah Griffith!
1508
01:12:10,819 --> 01:12:13,811
Yes! Where you at, babycakes?
1509
01:12:14,657 --> 01:12:16,215
Where you at?
1510
01:12:16,659 --> 01:12:18,559
I see you, Noah Griffith.
1511
01:12:19,828 --> 01:12:20,988
Yes!
1512
01:12:23,032 --> 01:12:24,397
Noah Griffith?
1513
01:12:25,334 --> 01:12:27,097
Good game!
1514
01:12:27,436 --> 01:12:31,930
You passed the test!
Passed the prank! Passed the car chase.
1515
01:12:32,041 --> 01:12:33,508
You're in the club, player!
1516
01:12:34,510 --> 01:12:36,637
Surprise!
1517
01:12:36,779 --> 01:12:39,646
- Stay back! Back up!
- Whoa! Okay. Chill out.
1518
01:12:39,782 --> 01:12:42,250
Listen to me. I don't have your money.
1519
01:12:42,351 --> 01:12:45,252
And I'm going to stop risking my life
to get it for you.
1520
01:12:45,354 --> 01:12:49,188
Rodrigo took an egg from your house.
It exploded, it's gone, I'm sorry.
1521
01:12:49,325 --> 01:12:50,952
What do you think this is, a game?
1522
01:12:51,060 --> 01:12:53,927
You don't fuck with a drug dealer.
Are you out of your mind?
1523
01:12:54,029 --> 01:12:55,758
You owe me money!
1524
01:12:55,864 --> 01:12:57,525
I got a call from a little lady
1525
01:12:57,666 --> 01:12:59,998
said there was some trouble
brewing in the park tonight.
1526
01:13:00,135 --> 01:13:01,261
Lookit here.
1527
01:13:01,370 --> 01:13:02,962
Oh, shit.
1528
01:13:03,072 --> 01:13:05,700
What's going down on the playground?
What up, Noah?
1529
01:13:05,841 --> 01:13:07,206
What are you guys doing here?
1530
01:13:07,343 --> 01:13:10,437
Told you, we'd be around. What y'all up to?
1531
01:13:10,546 --> 01:13:12,673
This guy, he's crazy. He's trying to kill me!
1532
01:13:12,815 --> 01:13:14,214
He's trying to kill the kids I'm babysitting.
1533
01:13:14,350 --> 01:13:15,840
He's nuts! He's out of his mind.
1534
01:13:15,985 --> 01:13:17,509
- Who? This stinky bitch?
- Yes.
1535
01:13:17,653 --> 01:13:21,145
Let me find out you out here
trying to punk on our boy Noah?
1536
01:13:21,257 --> 01:13:24,852
Fuck is wrong with you?
You don't know who you're messing with.
1537
01:13:24,994 --> 01:13:28,395
- He's one misunderstood motherfucker.
- Sure you right.
1538
01:13:28,530 --> 01:13:30,521
But I got your back now, Noah.
1539
01:13:30,666 --> 01:13:33,328
'Cause I found out
you got some big-ass balls, man.
1540
01:13:33,802 --> 01:13:35,929
Can't buy underwear. Balls don't fit.
1541
01:13:36,038 --> 01:13:38,131
You done messed
with the wrong babysitter.
1542
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:40,708
You so sexy when you talk gangsta.
1543
01:13:41,410 --> 01:13:42,968
Look here, Noah.
1544
01:13:43,078 --> 01:13:45,205
Why don't you take them little kids home?
1545
01:13:45,347 --> 01:13:47,542
We gonna handle this situation here.
1546
01:13:47,683 --> 01:13:51,414
Thank you, guys, so much.
Soul Baby, text you.
1547
01:13:51,553 --> 01:13:53,453
Make love to the night, motherfucker.
1548
01:13:53,555 --> 01:13:56,854
Noah Griffith! Where are you going?
I'm not done with you!
1549
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:00,160
You think your friends
are gonna bail you out of this?
1550
01:14:00,262 --> 01:14:02,753
Listen, I'm in a real bad mood.
I don't want to hurt you motherfuckers.
1551
01:14:02,898 --> 01:14:04,195
What's up, candy man?
1552
01:14:04,300 --> 01:14:05,824
We're gonna get up in it, boy.
1553
01:14:05,934 --> 01:14:08,425
Put a quarter in my butt.
Let's get this fight farted. Let's go.
1554
01:14:11,774 --> 01:14:13,105
Motherfuckers!
1555
01:14:14,443 --> 01:14:15,671
Ahh! My nuts!
1556
01:14:21,450 --> 01:14:22,917
Taxi!
1557
01:14:25,321 --> 01:14:26,618
I need a cab, man!
1558
01:14:26,722 --> 01:14:30,385
- Hey, man, your nuts are on fire!
- I know my nuts are on fire!
1559
01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:32,959
That's how your mama like it!
1560
01:14:33,495 --> 01:14:34,792
- Noah!
- Are you okay?
1561
01:14:34,897 --> 01:14:36,831
Yeah, it's too crazy to explain.
We gotta go!
1562
01:14:36,932 --> 01:14:39,127
- What happened?
- Was that a real gun?
1563
01:14:43,706 --> 01:14:46,607
Let me tell you about my day
1564
01:14:46,709 --> 01:14:49,269
It's such a very long day
1565
01:14:49,378 --> 01:14:51,938
It started around 7:00
1566
01:14:52,047 --> 01:14:54,174
And I can hear her pray
1567
01:14:54,316 --> 01:14:57,683
As I walk through the yard
1568
01:14:57,820 --> 01:14:59,947
I could feel your presence
1569
01:15:00,055 --> 01:15:02,387
Giving me the time of my life
1570
01:15:02,524 --> 01:15:04,492
And showering me with life lessons
1571
01:15:04,593 --> 01:15:06,993
Now I know what they mean
1572
01:15:07,096 --> 01:15:10,031
When they said keep your head to the sky
1573
01:15:10,165 --> 01:15:12,360
Don't be too quick to fit in
1574
01:15:12,501 --> 01:15:14,901
And don't feel you have to try
1575
01:15:15,037 --> 01:15:18,837
This road is strange, so strange it is
1576
01:15:19,908 --> 01:15:22,138
You know it really hurts inside
1577
01:15:22,244 --> 01:15:24,041
Yeah, sometimes
1578
01:15:29,017 --> 01:15:30,416
We're here.
1579
01:15:31,854 --> 01:15:33,412
We're here.
1580
01:15:36,859 --> 01:15:39,225
You must think I'm such a bitch.
1581
01:15:41,697 --> 01:15:44,825
You shouldn't waste your feelings
on people who don't value them.
1582
01:15:48,003 --> 01:15:49,197
You're right.
1583
01:15:49,338 --> 01:15:51,533
- I haven't been cool to you.
- I know.
1584
01:15:51,673 --> 01:15:54,699
You haven't. And I'm over it, too.
1585
01:15:59,314 --> 01:16:00,804
Take care of yourself, Marisa. All right?
1586
01:16:12,561 --> 01:16:14,893
Your girlfriend sucks.
1587
01:16:15,030 --> 01:16:16,554
Yes, she does.
1588
01:16:16,698 --> 01:16:18,996
Indeed she does.
1589
01:16:20,002 --> 01:16:21,469
Blithe, I want to show you something.
1590
01:16:22,671 --> 01:16:24,502
Just because you
try and look more grown up,
1591
01:16:24,606 --> 01:16:29,543
or try and act like a celebrity,
or a famous person or whatever,
1592
01:16:29,678 --> 01:16:31,407
it's not gonna get you more friends.
1593
01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:33,513
You're a kid.
1594
01:16:33,615 --> 01:16:35,242
And a pretty great one.
1595
01:16:39,855 --> 01:16:42,551
Wipe that shit off your face.
You look insane, okay?
1596
01:16:42,691 --> 01:16:43,851
Okay.
1597
01:16:48,030 --> 01:16:50,225
You know what "blithe" means?
1598
01:16:50,365 --> 01:16:52,162
What?
1599
01:16:52,267 --> 01:16:53,859
It means "joyous."
1600
01:16:59,908 --> 01:17:02,172
You know what "late" means?
1601
01:17:02,744 --> 01:17:03,904
- What?
- "Late,"
1602
01:17:04,046 --> 01:17:06,606
as in fucked, as in we were
all supposed to be in bed by 1:00
1603
01:17:06,748 --> 01:17:07,942
and it's already 10 after.
1604
01:17:08,083 --> 01:17:09,516
Son of a bitch!
1605
01:17:12,955 --> 01:17:15,947
All right, looks like we beat them home.
Let's go inside. Hustle.
1606
01:17:36,011 --> 01:17:37,308
Rodrigo!
1607
01:17:42,484 --> 01:17:43,781
Rodrigo!
1608
01:17:44,820 --> 01:17:46,287
Hey! You guys see Rodrigo?
1609
01:17:46,421 --> 01:17:47,888
Hola, Rodrigo!
1610
01:17:47,990 --> 01:17:50,288
Rodrigo! Rodrigo!
1611
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:53,227
Whoa. Weird.
1612
01:17:53,328 --> 01:17:55,228
That's the most messed up thing
we've seen all night.
1613
01:18:02,371 --> 01:18:03,599
Noah, they're here!
1614
01:18:04,006 --> 01:18:05,769
Okay! Everyone on the couch! Let's go.
1615
01:18:05,874 --> 01:18:07,398
Let's go! Get on the couch. Come on!
1616
01:18:09,845 --> 01:18:11,574
The MMA world is abuzz tonight
1617
01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:14,012
with the news of a brutal
out-of-the-ring assault
1618
01:18:14,116 --> 01:18:17,916
on local hero and pro kickboxing legend
Ricky Fontaine.
1619
01:18:18,020 --> 01:18:21,319
Witnesses at the Brooklyn house party
where the assault took place
1620
01:18:21,456 --> 01:18:26,257
described his attacker as a young man,
accompanied by three small children.
1621
01:18:26,361 --> 01:18:27,828
- Oh, my God.
- In another story,
1622
01:18:27,963 --> 01:18:31,091
two small New York businesses
experienced bizarre bathroom explosions.
1623
01:18:31,199 --> 01:18:33,292
- Hello.
- Hey, guys!
1624
01:18:33,402 --> 01:18:34,426
Hi. What?
1625
01:18:34,536 --> 01:18:36,731
Hey! Welcome back!
1626
01:18:37,673 --> 01:18:39,436
What's going on?
It's after 1:00 in the morning.
1627
01:18:39,541 --> 01:18:41,509
These kids should be in bed already, Noah.
1628
01:18:41,610 --> 01:18:45,603
- Mom, it's not his fault.
- Yeah. We told him our bedtime was 1:30.
1629
01:18:45,714 --> 01:18:49,377
I turned the clock back. So sorry.
My deepest apologies.
1630
01:18:50,018 --> 01:18:51,212
You darn kids!
1631
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:53,220
Played a trick on me, these little rascals.
1632
01:18:53,355 --> 01:18:54,549
I'm not buying it.
1633
01:18:54,690 --> 01:18:57,318
Everybody, upstairs. Bed! Now.
1634
01:18:57,426 --> 01:18:59,519
- Go brush your teeth.
- Sorry, Mom.
1635
01:18:59,661 --> 01:19:01,561
And say good night to Noah.
1636
01:19:01,697 --> 01:19:03,995
Maybe he'll be nice enough
to come back and babysit again.
1637
01:19:04,099 --> 01:19:05,464
Night, Noah.
1638
01:19:05,567 --> 01:19:06,625
Night, guys.
1639
01:19:06,735 --> 01:19:08,168
And Peter has your money, okay?
1640
01:19:08,270 --> 01:19:09,396
Cool, thanks.
1641
01:19:09,538 --> 01:19:10,630
Oh, Noah!
1642
01:19:10,739 --> 01:19:13,139
Your mom told me to tell you
not to wait up for her.
1643
01:19:13,241 --> 01:19:16,404
She and that guy that I set her up with,
Dr. Stevens, went out to have a nightcap.
1644
01:19:16,511 --> 01:19:19,674
Let me tell you, I think
she was having a really good time.
1645
01:19:19,781 --> 01:19:21,043
Thanks for hooking that up.
1646
01:19:21,183 --> 01:19:23,413
- Thanks for babysitting.
- See you next time.
1647
01:19:26,521 --> 01:19:28,682
I trust the kids weren't too much trouble.
1648
01:19:28,790 --> 01:19:30,485
You got three great ones.
1649
01:19:30,592 --> 01:19:31,991
Hey...
1650
01:19:32,094 --> 01:19:33,527
You want a recommendation?
1651
01:19:33,629 --> 01:19:35,187
Here's my advice.
1652
01:19:36,565 --> 01:19:38,089
Get your shit together.
1653
01:19:39,434 --> 01:19:40,992
You're right.
1654
01:19:41,103 --> 01:19:43,731
Maybe I do have some stuff
I need to work on.
1655
01:19:43,872 --> 01:19:48,002
But the last person on Earth I need
to take advice from is you, sir.
1656
01:19:48,110 --> 01:19:49,839
Excuse me?
1657
01:19:50,278 --> 01:19:53,611
You're banging your assistant, Debra,
and you're going to stop.
1658
01:19:53,715 --> 01:19:54,875
Do you understand me?
1659
01:19:54,983 --> 01:19:57,781
I would be very careful how you talk to me.
1660
01:19:57,919 --> 01:20:00,387
You'd better be very careful
how you talk to me.
1661
01:20:00,489 --> 01:20:03,185
Because I'm going to be at home
with nothing going on.
1662
01:20:03,291 --> 01:20:05,623
And I'm going to have one eye
on my three friends up there
1663
01:20:05,761 --> 01:20:09,561
and the other eye right on you.
1664
01:20:09,665 --> 01:20:11,724
I just want you
to get your act together, Doc.
1665
01:20:12,601 --> 01:20:14,034
Fucking...
1666
01:20:14,636 --> 01:20:17,230
One more thing. Your wife's smoking hot.
1667
01:20:17,339 --> 01:20:20,035
You need to get rid of Debra
and focus on tapping that ass.
1668
01:20:22,844 --> 01:20:25,574
And there may be a scratch or two
on your minivan!
1669
01:20:42,030 --> 01:20:43,429
Hey, stranger!
1670
01:20:44,032 --> 01:20:45,431
Need a ride?
1671
01:20:52,941 --> 01:20:54,841
- Hey, Roxanne. What's up?
- Hey.
1672
01:20:54,976 --> 01:20:56,136
How'd you find me?
1673
01:20:56,278 --> 01:21:00,237
Oh, this little gizmo kept beeping,
so I followed it to find you.
1674
01:21:00,348 --> 01:21:02,441
Which is a little creepy
now that I think about it.
1675
01:21:03,485 --> 01:21:05,316
That's okay. Thank you for stalking me.
1676
01:21:07,289 --> 01:21:08,654
Shit.
1677
01:21:09,791 --> 01:21:11,986
Oh. Let me guess. Your girlfriend again?
1678
01:21:12,127 --> 01:21:13,424
No.
1679
01:21:13,528 --> 01:21:14,927
We broke up.
1680
01:21:15,030 --> 01:21:17,430
Oh. And you're just fine? You seem fine.
1681
01:21:17,532 --> 01:21:19,432
Yeah, no, I'm great.
1682
01:21:19,534 --> 01:21:23,834
She's in hysterics, but she'll be cool,
eventually. She'll move on.
1683
01:21:24,372 --> 01:21:27,830
Listen, I'm a free bird. I got to fly.
1684
01:21:27,976 --> 01:21:29,773
Right.
1685
01:21:29,878 --> 01:21:31,675
I don't know why I said that.
1686
01:21:33,415 --> 01:21:36,475
- Do you need to get that?
- It's my dad, actually.
1687
01:21:37,319 --> 01:21:39,219
I think I'm gonna
let this one go to voice mail.
1688
01:21:39,354 --> 01:21:40,787
Great.
1689
01:21:40,889 --> 01:21:43,357
I have an idea. Why don't we ditch the car?
1690
01:21:44,826 --> 01:21:45,952
It's a nice night for a walk.
1691
01:21:46,561 --> 01:21:48,620
Okay. Sure.
1692
01:21:49,698 --> 01:21:50,722
Cool.
1693
01:22:00,742 --> 01:22:03,370
- Looks like you had a rough night.
- Yeah.
1694
01:22:03,512 --> 01:22:08,142
But like a wise man once told me,
"Make love to the night, motherfucker.
1695
01:22:08,250 --> 01:22:09,308
"Make love to the night."
1696
01:22:10,519 --> 01:22:13,352
Have you ever met a girl
that you tried to date
1697
01:22:13,455 --> 01:22:16,322
But a year, to make love
She wanted you to wait
1698
01:22:16,424 --> 01:22:18,790
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
1699
01:22:18,894 --> 01:22:22,022
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. Nation
1700
01:22:22,130 --> 01:22:24,758
The way that I met her
was on tour at a concert
1701
01:22:24,866 --> 01:22:27,460
She had really long hair
and a short miniskirt
1702
01:22:27,569 --> 01:22:30,265
I just got onstage
drippin', pourin' with sweat
1703
01:22:30,372 --> 01:22:33,136
I was walkin' through the crowd
and guess who I met
1704
01:22:33,241 --> 01:22:35,835
I whispered in her ear
Come to the picture booth
1705
01:22:35,944 --> 01:22:38,879
So I can ask you some questions
to see if you are a hundred proof
1706
01:22:38,980 --> 01:22:41,505
I asked her her name
She said blah-blah-blah
1707
01:22:41,616 --> 01:22:44,585
She had 9/10 pants
and a very big bra
1708
01:22:44,686 --> 01:22:47,280
I took a couple of flicks
and she was enthused
1709
01:22:47,389 --> 01:22:48,481
I said, how do you like the show?
1710
01:22:48,590 --> 01:22:50,353
She said, I was very amused
1711
01:22:50,458 --> 01:22:53,086
I started throwin'bass
She started throwin'back mid-range
1712
01:22:53,195 --> 01:22:55,891
But when I sprung the question
She acted kind of strange
1713
01:22:55,997 --> 01:22:59,091
'Cause when I asked, Do you have a man?
She tried to pretend
1714
01:22:59,201 --> 01:23:03,001
She said, no, I don't I only have a friend
1715
01:23:03,104 --> 01:23:05,072
You must be buggin'
1716
01:23:05,173 --> 01:23:06,868
This is what I'm gonna sing
1717
01:23:07,576 --> 01:23:12,536
You, you got what I need
1718
01:23:12,647 --> 01:23:15,548
But you say he's just a friend
1719
01:23:15,650 --> 01:23:19,142
And you say he's just a friend
Oh, baby
1720
01:23:19,254 --> 01:23:23,850
You got what I need
1721
01:23:24,326 --> 01:23:27,056
But you say he's just a friend
1722
01:23:27,162 --> 01:23:30,620
But you say he's just a friend
Oh, baby
1723
01:23:30,732 --> 01:23:35,362
You got what I need
1724
01:23:35,470 --> 01:23:38,268
But you say he's just a friend
1725
01:23:38,373 --> 01:23:41,365
But you say he's just a friend
1726
01:23:41,476 --> 01:23:43,910
So please listen to the message that I say
1727
01:23:44,012 --> 01:23:47,004
Don't ever talk to a girl
who says she just has a friend
1728
01:23:47,115 --> 01:23:49,606
Has a friend
1729
01:23:55,657 --> 01:23:56,646
Yeah
1730
01:23:56,758 --> 01:23:58,248
Premier and Slick Rick, kid
1731
01:24:00,161 --> 01:24:01,594
Jonah Hill
1732
01:24:01,696 --> 01:24:03,027
Yeah, kid, check it out
1733
01:24:03,131 --> 01:24:05,065
Good gosh
The world's so bad
1734
01:24:05,166 --> 01:24:06,861
It's trying to drive me, a sane man, mad
1735
01:24:07,769 --> 01:24:10,169
Great gosh
I need some bad
1736
01:24:10,272 --> 01:24:12,069
'Bout to drive me, a sane man, mad
1737
01:24:12,574 --> 01:24:14,974
Are you peeping this floozy
Or queens, excuse me
1738
01:24:15,076 --> 01:24:17,670
Can't believe how many times
I had to eat the chick's sushi
1739
01:24:17,779 --> 01:24:18,746
Who she?
1740
01:24:18,847 --> 01:24:20,314
Look at how a brother gotta roll
1741
01:24:20,415 --> 01:24:22,610
All cold, kid
Anyway truth being told
1742
01:24:22,717 --> 01:24:25,208
Fit boy too big
Which one you pick
1743
01:24:25,320 --> 01:24:28,016
Rico suave or chick one, two kid
1744
01:24:28,123 --> 01:24:30,182
Once I was born in this thick
1745
01:24:30,292 --> 01:24:32,419
Why I gotta deal with this horniness tip
1746
01:24:32,527 --> 01:24:34,893
This, not enough flair
This, lack a lot wares
1747
01:24:35,030 --> 01:24:37,658
Got her holding my tears
Trying to act like who cares
1748
01:24:37,766 --> 01:24:40,064
Reaching, if I say
I see kids in the mix
1749
01:24:40,168 --> 01:24:42,636
Wanna cuddle
Go out something, trick with the chick
1750
01:24:42,737 --> 01:24:43,931
You know what I'm saying, kid
1751
01:24:44,039 --> 01:24:47,668
'Cause it's so bad
Trying to drive me, a sane man, mad
1752
01:24:48,877 --> 01:24:51,812
I need some bad
'Bout to drive me, a sane man, mad
1753
01:24:52,714 --> 01:24:54,705
Good gosh the world's so bad
1754
01:24:54,816 --> 01:24:57,614
It's trying to drive me, a sane man, mad
1755
01:24:57,719 --> 01:24:59,914
Great gosh I need some bad
1756
01:25:00,021 --> 01:25:02,421
'Bout to drive me, a sane man, mad
1757
01:25:02,557 --> 01:25:05,048
I want you, munch too
Comes to hun, how long do
1758
01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:07,720
Ma duke caught the kid
masturbating once too
1759
01:25:07,829 --> 01:25:10,059
Passed, looked stunned, kept on like
1760
01:25:10,165 --> 01:25:12,497
Don't you have
a steady piece to smash yet, son?
1761
01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:14,898
What to do, Mom
None touching dude's joint
1762
01:25:15,003 --> 01:25:17,528
Like to see me out here
buying some prostitute's bum?
1763
01:25:17,639 --> 01:25:18,606
No?
1764
01:25:18,707 --> 01:25:20,971
Picking up scroin, cop pursuing
1765
01:25:21,076 --> 01:25:22,771
From the stripper club hair doing
1766
01:25:22,877 --> 01:25:24,936
Then laughed and none but wise after
1767
01:25:25,046 --> 01:25:27,810
Soul mate, more than sex, a live partner
1768
01:25:27,916 --> 01:25:29,508
Snatch can't get, cat frantic
1769
01:25:29,617 --> 01:25:32,711
So, in the meantime
stripper club, lap dance tip
1770
01:25:32,821 --> 01:25:34,914
A professional press box arouser
1771
01:25:35,023 --> 01:25:37,924
Some condoms so I don't
mess up me trousers
1772
01:25:38,026 --> 01:25:39,857
Then start paying, mark swaying
1773
01:25:39,961 --> 01:25:42,725
Girlfriend just sit down and start playing
1774
01:25:42,831 --> 01:25:44,628
Here's an extra, parading the wealth
1775
01:25:44,733 --> 01:25:47,395
Don't want a real kid
feel like I'm degrading myself
1776
01:25:47,502 --> 01:25:49,527
Bouncing on me funny
Bouncing with my money
1777
01:25:49,637 --> 01:25:52,333
Or it's back to playing cat and mouse games
with the honey
1778
01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:53,429
You know what I mean, kid
1779
01:25:53,541 --> 01:25:57,170
Caught a script so bad
Trying to drive me, a sane man, mad
1780
01:25:57,278 --> 01:25:58,609
Say what, Slick Rick
1781
01:25:58,713 --> 01:26:02,308
I need some bad
'Bout to drive me, a sane man, mad
1782
01:26:02,417 --> 01:26:06,353
Good gosh the world's so bad
Trying to drive me, a sane man, mad
1783
01:26:06,454 --> 01:26:07,512
Jonah Hill, kid
1784
01:26:07,622 --> 01:26:12,423
Good gosh, need some bad
About to drive me, a sane man...
1785
01:26:15,997 --> 01:26:17,521
I need some bad
1786
01:26:20,935 --> 01:26:22,129
I need some bad
1787
01:26:23,538 --> 01:26:27,304
I need some bad
I need some bad
1788
01:26:30,945 --> 01:26:32,242
I need some bad
1789
01:26:48,930 --> 01:26:49,897
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