1 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:21,303 [Chuckling] You lucky, 2 00:00:21,380 --> 00:00:24,907 lucky people. 3 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,952 Yeah, you. [ Laughs ] 4 00:00:27,020 --> 00:00:30,852 Yes, you. 5 00:00:30,924 --> 00:00:33,980 Fuckin' away. 6 00:00:34,059 --> 00:00:37,081 Aren't you? Fuckin' away. 7 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:40,151 Like you're late for evolution or something. 8 00:00:40,230 --> 00:00:42,596 Hmm? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Everyone's at it. 9 00:00:42,666 --> 00:00:46,762 I know. Everybody's at it except me. 10 00:00:46,837 --> 00:00:50,137 The prince of paranoia. Yeah. 11 00:00:50,206 --> 00:00:52,230 You see, at the moment, I am dealing... 12 00:00:52,309 --> 00:00:57,178 with a monumental case of Mr. Floppy. 13 00:00:57,248 --> 00:00:59,648 And it's killing me. 14 00:00:59,715 --> 00:01:03,675 Softly. Yeah. Funny, isn't it? 15 00:01:03,756 --> 00:01:06,384 [Jip Narrating ] Well, that's me, I'm afraid. Stressed to the max. 16 00:01:06,458 --> 00:01:08,392 A legend in my own ego. 17 00:01:08,458 --> 00:01:10,951 But if you think I'm fucked up, you should check out my friends. 18 00:01:12,731 --> 00:01:16,258 I can't stop thinking about my girlfriend fucking other men. 19 00:01:16,336 --> 00:01:19,237 It's doing my nut in. 20 00:01:19,304 --> 00:01:21,738 Every bloke she looks at I think she fancies. 21 00:01:21,808 --> 00:01:23,901 [Jip Narrating ] Koop is the best of best mates. 22 00:01:23,976 --> 00:01:26,604 He's an absolute craftsman, man. 23 00:01:26,678 --> 00:01:28,839 We're gonna know each other for the rest of our lives. 24 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:31,076 We're both as fucked up as each other. 25 00:01:31,151 --> 00:01:34,314 You know, I love his sincerity. He's the coolest person I know. 26 00:01:37,356 --> 00:01:41,053 What the fuck am I doing in this job? 27 00:01:41,127 --> 00:01:44,618 I wanna go to college, but I fucked up the interview. 28 00:01:44,696 --> 00:01:49,190 When they asked me why philosophy interested me, why didn't I say something like, 29 00:01:49,268 --> 00:01:52,829 '' Philosophy is about the meaning of life,'' instead of... 30 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:55,567 ''I've been having serious trouble trying to work life out, 31 00:01:55,642 --> 00:01:58,166 and I'm now prepared to listen to other people's theories.'' 32 00:01:59,878 --> 00:02:02,005 [Jip Narrating ] Now Nina is Koop's girlfriend. 33 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,274 I've seen her around the clubs for years. 34 00:02:04,350 --> 00:02:06,749 A complete hedonist, but totally down to earth. 35 00:02:06,818 --> 00:02:10,312 No edge to her at all. I trust her with my best mate. 36 00:02:12,058 --> 00:02:15,118 Why would I want a man? They're all emotionally retarded, 37 00:02:15,195 --> 00:02:17,891 egotistical pricks who fuck with your head. 38 00:02:17,964 --> 00:02:19,955 They try to control you and make you feel like... 39 00:02:20,033 --> 00:02:22,501 the whore of Babylon if you wear a miniskirt. 40 00:02:22,569 --> 00:02:25,732 I'm an independent girl who wears lipstick because she wants to, 41 00:02:25,805 --> 00:02:27,932 not because men find it more attractive. 42 00:02:28,007 --> 00:02:30,475 I'm fine being single. I am! 43 00:02:30,543 --> 00:02:32,477 Peachy fucking creamy. 44 00:02:32,545 --> 00:02:35,514 [Jip Narrating ] This is Lulu. She's a full-on club minx. 45 00:02:35,582 --> 00:02:37,550 Major head banger. 46 00:02:37,617 --> 00:02:41,144 We've known each other for years. Some people find her a bit intimidating. 47 00:02:41,221 --> 00:02:43,155 It's purely social camouflage. 48 00:02:43,223 --> 00:02:45,157 Recently we became clubbing partners. 49 00:02:45,225 --> 00:02:48,490 And that has helped me get to know the real Lulu. She's a pussycat. 50 00:02:50,263 --> 00:02:53,892 See me? I'm quicker on the draw than JesseJames, my son. 51 00:02:55,168 --> 00:02:58,160 Eh, eh? [ Snickering ] 52 00:02:58,238 --> 00:03:02,538 I'm sending smoke signals Tonto style, you know what I mean? 53 00:03:02,609 --> 00:03:05,271 I wouldn't say no to a girlfriend, you know what I mean? 54 00:03:05,345 --> 00:03:08,974 How nice it would be to drink the white wine from the furry cup, you know? 55 00:03:09,048 --> 00:03:12,142 I just can't be arsed with the hassle part of the dating game, do you know what I mean? 56 00:03:12,218 --> 00:03:16,416 I just-- Having a relationship just ain't top of the polls at the moment, you know? 57 00:03:16,489 --> 00:03:18,423 I'm having sex with music, mate. 58 00:03:18,491 --> 00:03:20,618 And believe me, I can go all night. 59 00:03:20,693 --> 00:03:23,025 [Jip Narrating ] I met Moff in a warehouse party last summer. 60 00:03:23,096 --> 00:03:25,030 We've been mates ever since. 61 00:03:25,098 --> 00:03:28,465 He got moved down here when his dad got promoted to police inspector. 62 00:03:28,535 --> 00:03:32,801 Now Moff is the biggest pill monster I know. I love him, but he's off his tits. 63 00:03:32,872 --> 00:03:36,273 I swear on my mother's life, 64 00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:39,641 I'm having the best time being off my pickle... 65 00:03:39,712 --> 00:03:42,909 and feeling the music. 66 00:03:42,982 --> 00:03:46,440 You-- You-you know what I mean, yeah? 67 00:03:46,519 --> 00:03:49,249 Cushty. I knew you wouldn't let me down. I knew it. 68 00:03:49,322 --> 00:04:01,598 ? ? 69 00:04:01,668 --> 00:04:04,501 Bam, bam, bam, bam 70 00:04:04,570 --> 00:04:07,734 Bam, bam, bam, bam 71 00:04:07,807 --> 00:04:11,709 Bam, bam, bam, bam 72 00:04:11,777 --> 00:04:14,575 Build it up 73 00:04:14,647 --> 00:04:18,082 Tear it down 74 00:04:18,151 --> 00:04:21,416 Build it up 75 00:04:21,486 --> 00:04:25,014 Tear it down 76 00:04:26,859 --> 00:04:29,350 Bam, bam, bam, bam 77 00:04:29,429 --> 00:04:32,865 Bam, bam, bam, bam 78 00:04:32,932 --> 00:04:36,698 Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam 79 00:05:03,563 --> 00:05:06,726 Bam, bam, bam, bam 80 00:05:06,799 --> 00:05:09,825 Bam, bam, bam, bam 81 00:05:09,902 --> 00:05:12,803 Bam, bam, bam, bam 82 00:05:12,872 --> 00:05:15,807 Bam, bam, bam 83 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:19,038 Bam, bam, bam, bam 84 00:05:19,112 --> 00:05:21,546 Build it up 85 00:05:21,614 --> 00:05:24,583 Tear it down 86 00:05:24,651 --> 00:05:27,313 Build it up 87 00:05:27,387 --> 00:05:30,220 Tear it down 88 00:05:32,558 --> 00:05:35,220 Bam, bam, bam, bam 89 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:38,923 Bam, bam, bam, bam 90 00:05:48,541 --> 00:05:50,634 [Jip Narrating ] God's having a laugh, man. 91 00:05:50,710 --> 00:05:53,508 He keeps digging up these social fossils from my past, 92 00:05:53,579 --> 00:05:56,047 disguising them as paying customers for me to deal with. 93 00:05:56,115 --> 00:05:58,049 -[ Girl Giggling ] - Oh, my God. 94 00:05:58,117 --> 00:06:01,416 It's Karen Benson. I don't believe this. 95 00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:04,615 I failed the physical with her. Oh, please,just go away. 96 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:09,526 Fuck! She's coming over. Oh, fuck. I'm starting to shake. 97 00:06:09,595 --> 00:06:12,325 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Be cool,Jip. Nothing happened, remember? 98 00:06:12,398 --> 00:06:14,389 Come on. Act like an adult and be false. 99 00:06:14,467 --> 00:06:17,061 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Here it comes. 100 00:06:17,136 --> 00:06:20,299 Here comes the pain. Hold tight. Oh, my God! 101 00:06:20,373 --> 00:06:23,069 - All right? - All right. 102 00:06:23,142 --> 00:06:26,043 [ Cash Register Beeping ] 103 00:06:27,513 --> 00:06:30,482 - Why didn't you want sex with me? - I did. 104 00:06:30,550 --> 00:06:32,484 I-I did want sex with you. 105 00:06:32,552 --> 00:06:34,713 So what was the problem? 106 00:06:34,787 --> 00:06:36,914 I was just terrified of losing my erection. 107 00:06:36,989 --> 00:06:40,083 - He couldn't get it up for the birds! - The birds! 108 00:06:40,159 --> 00:06:43,094 - He couldn't get it up for the birds! - The birds! 109 00:06:43,162 --> 00:06:46,393 He must be a fucking queer! 110 00:06:46,466 --> 00:06:50,300 He couldn't get it up for the birds! The birds! 111 00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:52,735 I'm not gay or anything, I-- 112 00:06:52,805 --> 00:06:54,739 I'm just having a bit of a head fuck. 113 00:06:54,807 --> 00:06:59,244 - So why didn't you say so? - I was a bit embarrassed. 114 00:07:00,313 --> 00:07:03,942 Thanks. Bye. 115 00:07:04,016 --> 00:07:05,950 See ya. 116 00:07:10,823 --> 00:07:12,916 This is the third guy who's fucked me over in a row. 117 00:07:12,992 --> 00:07:16,155 It's not you, Lu. You're just a fucking arsehole magnet. 118 00:07:19,065 --> 00:07:21,932 [Jip Narrating ] Lulu didn't enroll for a degree in social masturbation, 119 00:07:22,001 --> 00:07:23,935 but she's getting one anyway. 120 00:07:24,003 --> 00:07:26,597 Take these two. Fucking students just back from Amsterdam, 121 00:07:26,672 --> 00:07:29,232 believing black is a state of mind,yeah? 122 00:07:29,308 --> 00:07:32,072 To finish their Ph.D., they have to do a practical. 123 00:07:32,145 --> 00:07:34,773 Their subject is Lulu. 124 00:07:34,847 --> 00:07:37,941 Designer-poor and white-boy-dread posse. 125 00:07:38,017 --> 00:07:40,679 Fucking space invaders. 126 00:07:40,753 --> 00:07:42,687 - How's it going? - Downhill. 127 00:07:42,755 --> 00:07:44,689 Right, cool. 128 00:07:44,757 --> 00:07:47,225 - So, how was your trip? - Ah, well. 129 00:07:47,293 --> 00:07:49,227 The theory of the 'Dam is, yeah, life's for living. 130 00:07:49,295 --> 00:07:53,789 So just sit down, skin up, be blot. We chilled out in the red-light district. 131 00:07:53,866 --> 00:07:58,735 - Everyone's blazing away, smoking trees of weed. - Word to the ''mummyfucker.'' 132 00:07:58,805 --> 00:08:01,205 Our last night there, we were sharing a skunk, 133 00:08:01,274 --> 00:08:03,208 chillin' with these two massive Rastas. 134 00:08:03,276 --> 00:08:06,245 Nobody said a word. We just sat there for three hours going up in smoke. 135 00:08:07,647 --> 00:08:11,174 Nodding our heads to the dub reggae that warmed the place. 136 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:16,051 The base line was so deep, you could feel the vibrations inJamaica. 137 00:08:19,826 --> 00:08:23,353 - Yo, what's up? - Hey, nice, nice. 138 00:08:23,429 --> 00:08:25,363 - Any new hip-hop, man? - Yeah. 139 00:08:25,431 --> 00:08:29,527 Eh, I got some smoking West-Coast flow just landed. Raw as botulism, mate. 140 00:08:29,602 --> 00:08:31,534 Now, fuck that West Coast shit. 141 00:08:31,601 --> 00:08:34,365 I want some hard-core East Coast flavor beat. You know what I mean? 142 00:08:34,436 --> 00:08:37,529 Well, why didn't you say so? Fat beats. Armageddon on the streets. 143 00:08:37,606 --> 00:08:39,541 We're inundated with the shit, ''bra.'' 144 00:08:39,609 --> 00:08:41,601 Eh, we had anymore hard core, we'd get arrested, you know what I mean? 145 00:08:41,678 --> 00:08:44,444 Yeah, high. 146 00:08:44,516 --> 00:08:47,952 [Jip Narrating ] Now Koop's on the pulse, but he's a serious vinyl pusher. 147 00:08:48,019 --> 00:08:50,613 Getting the kids hooked, hustling with style. 148 00:08:50,689 --> 00:08:54,954 This... was recorded by a posse of crackheads on death row, right? 149 00:08:55,026 --> 00:08:59,428 So all them little interludes of prison noises and that, they're for real. 150 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:01,726 They call themselves the Itchy Trigger Finger '' Nigaz.'' 151 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,700 - The itchy what? - The Itchy Trigger Finger '' Nigaz.'' 152 00:09:04,769 --> 00:09:07,236 ? 'Cause performing in New York is amazing ? 153 00:09:07,305 --> 00:09:09,704 ? For cops, my block ? 154 00:09:09,774 --> 00:09:12,469 ? Execute Prepare electric chair ? 155 00:09:12,543 --> 00:09:15,274 ? For the villainous halfway crooked crime of silliness ? 156 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:18,180 ? The baroness with the venomous tantrums of scandalous ? 157 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:20,479 ? Motherfuckers can't handle Knock 'em like Rambo ? 158 00:09:20,551 --> 00:09:23,418 - ? Still came with strength head up for days ? - Yeah! 159 00:09:23,488 --> 00:09:25,921 ? Sittin' in this chair about to die ? 160 00:09:25,990 --> 00:09:28,516 ? You get a long time No lie, you can't cry ? 161 00:09:28,593 --> 00:09:31,288 ? A lot of things are running through my mind Mostly crime ? 162 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:34,593 ? My last request be one more chance to stay alive 163 00:09:34,665 --> 00:09:36,758 I'll take that shit, man. That shit is real. 164 00:09:36,834 --> 00:09:39,769 Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. Hey. Can't be missed. Twenty quid. 165 00:09:39,838 --> 00:09:42,738 - Twenty quid? - Yeah, man. Eh. 166 00:09:42,806 --> 00:09:45,707 You know like when the price of artists' work goes up when they die, yeah? 167 00:09:45,776 --> 00:09:48,713 Well, the price of hip-hop albums go up when the gangsters get locked down. 168 00:09:48,779 --> 00:09:51,010 Hey, when they get the chair, the price'll go into orbit, mate. 169 00:09:51,082 --> 00:09:54,449 - Is it? - Look, it's going to be banned. 170 00:09:54,519 --> 00:09:57,646 So I'd nab it now before some other hip-hopjunkie does. You know what I mean? 171 00:09:57,721 --> 00:09:59,781 - Yeah, all right. - All right, nice. 172 00:09:59,858 --> 00:10:01,950 Nice one. Yeah, safe. 173 00:10:02,026 --> 00:10:03,960 All right. 174 00:10:07,264 --> 00:10:09,199 Any new jungle in, guy? 175 00:10:09,266 --> 00:10:13,327 I've got the Tarzan and Jane ofJungle just swung in on the vine this morning, mate. 176 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:16,032 I'm telling you, 177 00:10:16,106 --> 00:10:18,473 this could turn a Hare Krishna into a bad boy. 178 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:25,611 ? ? 179 00:10:25,683 --> 00:10:30,120 Mmm!Jungle is massive in any place! Make a disgrace! 180 00:10:30,189 --> 00:10:32,519 [ Man ] Easy, man! Easy! 181 00:10:32,589 --> 00:10:35,683 [ Indistinct Chattering ] 182 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,194 Cardiff massive! Cardiff massive! 183 00:10:41,231 --> 00:10:42,892 Ai! Ai! Ai! 184 00:10:42,968 --> 00:10:45,197 Bounce to the beat! Bounce, bounce to the beat! 185 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:47,363 Brutal! 186 00:10:51,209 --> 00:10:53,142 Fucking hell. 187 00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:55,269 Fucking hate this job, man. 188 00:10:55,346 --> 00:10:58,008 [ Exhaling ] Fuck. 189 00:10:58,082 --> 00:11:02,519 We spend nine hours a day, five days a week incarcerated in this... 190 00:11:02,588 --> 00:11:04,851 wanky, fucking store... 191 00:11:04,923 --> 00:11:07,356 having to act like... C3PO... 192 00:11:07,425 --> 00:11:09,517 to any twat that wants to condescend to us. 193 00:11:09,593 --> 00:11:12,757 Do you know what I mean? We have to brown-nose the customers, 194 00:11:12,830 --> 00:11:15,697 then we get abused by some mini fucking Hitler... 195 00:11:15,766 --> 00:11:18,327 who just gives us stick all day. 196 00:11:18,402 --> 00:11:21,963 What the hell do you think you're doing... 197 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,633 just standing around and talking? 198 00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:27,838 If you wanna work in this firm, 199 00:11:27,911 --> 00:11:30,209 then wake up and get real. 200 00:11:30,281 --> 00:11:32,510 Now, tidy up the T-shirts, 201 00:11:32,584 --> 00:11:35,882 stack the jeans and put them in color-coordinated piles. 202 00:11:35,954 --> 00:11:39,252 Take this as your final warning! 203 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:43,282 [ Grunting ] 204 00:11:48,899 --> 00:11:51,197 [Jip Narrating ] Now I take the corporate cock shafting like the next person... 205 00:11:51,269 --> 00:11:53,202 because I need to pay the rent. 206 00:11:53,271 --> 00:11:56,171 But if you ask me, the Antichrist has been with us for a long time... 207 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:59,608 and he means business, big business. 208 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,327 - All right, Nin? - Yep. 209 00:12:25,402 --> 00:12:27,338 [Jip Narrating ] Nina's boss is a closet human. 210 00:12:27,404 --> 00:12:31,534 He slides around the shop floor fueled by the bad sperm that pours from every orifice. 211 00:12:31,608 --> 00:12:34,236 The Mac job is killing her. 212 00:12:34,311 --> 00:12:37,713 - You looking after my meat? - Oh, that was funny. 213 00:12:37,781 --> 00:12:40,978 - Well, I'm a funny guy. - Yeah, you should have your own series. 214 00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:46,079 - Come on, Nin, loosen up. I don't bite. - You sure? 215 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:48,125 Fuck this! 216 00:12:59,803 --> 00:13:01,795 [ Singing Along With Radio ] ? Cruising down the boulevard ? 217 00:13:01,872 --> 00:13:04,238 ? I'm treated like some superstar ? 218 00:13:04,308 --> 00:13:06,868 ? You know the time so don't look hard Get with it ? 219 00:13:06,944 --> 00:13:08,878 ? The ultimate homeboy car ? 220 00:13:08,947 --> 00:13:10,880 ? All you suckers in the other rides ? 221 00:13:10,949 --> 00:13:13,678 [ Continues Indistinct ] 222 00:13:15,519 --> 00:13:17,454 [ Ends ] 223 00:13:17,521 --> 00:13:19,455 [Jip Narrating ] I'm supposed to see my mum tomorrow, 224 00:13:19,524 --> 00:13:23,721 but I'm taking ecstasy tonight, so there's no way I can deal with her on a comedown. 225 00:13:23,795 --> 00:13:26,695 - In and out, five minutes. - Mum! It's me. 226 00:13:28,332 --> 00:13:30,564 [Jip Narrating ] I never knew my mum until I was 1 5. 227 00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:34,298 I was moved down here by the state when my father was locked up for fraud. 228 00:13:34,372 --> 00:13:36,339 Well, he was more like my friend than a father, 229 00:13:36,406 --> 00:13:39,534 taking me out on the circuit bringing me up his way,you know? 230 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,545 In Cardiff,my mother had always worked from home, 231 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:44,046 which I always just accepted when we lived together, 232 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:48,175 but now when I go and see her, it kills me to see how she gets used, man. 233 00:13:48,252 --> 00:13:50,186 It's been routine for her since she was my age, 234 00:13:50,255 --> 00:13:52,723 so she's go no hang-ups about it, which is cool. 235 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:56,623 And I know it's not her fault, but I can't handle staying there long. 236 00:13:56,694 --> 00:13:58,627 Especially if she's with a client. 237 00:13:58,695 --> 00:14:00,755 - Hiya, love. - Hi, Mum. You all right? 238 00:14:00,832 --> 00:14:03,356 Yeah. Aw. 239 00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:06,630 Aw, is a nice surprise. I didn't expect to see you today. 240 00:14:06,704 --> 00:14:09,570 No, it's a flying visit. Um, listen, I can't make it tomorrow. 241 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:12,541 I've got to work, so I'll pop in Sunday. Is that all right? 242 00:14:12,609 --> 00:14:15,909 - All right. I'll cook dinner. - Cool. 243 00:14:15,979 --> 00:14:18,243 I'm with someone upstairs a minute. He doesn't take long. 244 00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:22,718 - Five minutes, okay? - Um, I've gotta move, Mum. I've gotta go. 245 00:14:22,786 --> 00:14:26,848 Oh,just five minutes, love. I never get to see you anymore. 246 00:14:29,093 --> 00:14:31,084 All right, all right. 247 00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:33,596 Some chocolates in the cupboard. 248 00:14:40,971 --> 00:14:42,906 [Jip Narrating ] Yeah. See you in five minutes, Mum. 249 00:14:42,973 --> 00:14:45,135 My mum can work through a lot of men in a day. 250 00:14:45,209 --> 00:14:48,940 Some fall in love with her, send her chocolates. Some get heavy. 251 00:14:49,012 --> 00:14:51,481 I used to hang around just in case things got out of hand. 252 00:14:51,548 --> 00:14:53,483 Any trouble, I'd be there, you know? 253 00:14:53,550 --> 00:14:56,577 But I couldn't do it for long. I had to leave. 254 00:14:56,654 --> 00:14:59,349 Sometimes I've got to stop myself from running upstairs... 255 00:14:59,423 --> 00:15:03,257 and beating the living shit out of the man who's there with my mum, but I never do. 256 00:15:03,327 --> 00:15:07,526 Right, this is the score. Twenty quid for a blow job, fifty quid to fuck her. 257 00:15:07,598 --> 00:15:10,295 Mind you, she'll do anything you like, as long as you've got the cash. 258 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,564 She's got all the gear,you know-- sussies, 259 00:15:12,637 --> 00:15:15,800 open-crotch panties, peephole bra. 260 00:15:15,872 --> 00:15:19,502 Fit tits, crackin' arse. And she'll put on a bit of an act. 261 00:15:19,577 --> 00:15:23,103 Well, they call it acting, but she really enjoys it. Know what I mean? 262 00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:25,580 Fuck off!. Shut the fuck up! 263 00:15:31,755 --> 00:15:35,088 [Jip Narrating ] Koop goes to see his dad every day after work. 264 00:15:35,159 --> 00:15:38,252 He never got over his last breakdown when Koop's mum left them. 265 00:15:38,329 --> 00:15:41,820 Since then, he's invented his own alternative reality. 266 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:45,630 His world is split into those on his side and those on the enemy's side... 267 00:15:45,702 --> 00:15:49,332 who he identifies with through looks and gestures. 268 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:53,399 His dad sends and receives messages telepathically through TVand satellite, 269 00:15:53,478 --> 00:15:57,311 and he's waiting for a sign that the mission is over and his life can start again. 270 00:15:58,716 --> 00:16:01,707 - Hi, Dad. - Oh, the cavalry. 271 00:16:05,156 --> 00:16:07,521 I would like to propose a toast... 272 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:11,118 to the bird for giving her Mac job the finger... 273 00:16:11,194 --> 00:16:14,995 and for successfully gaining unemployment. 274 00:16:15,065 --> 00:16:17,000 What a fucking mistress! 275 00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:19,262 Thank you. Thank you. 276 00:16:21,104 --> 00:16:24,267 Already feels great to be part of the two million. 277 00:16:24,341 --> 00:16:27,334 Um, looking forward to sitting on my arse for a bit, 278 00:16:27,411 --> 00:16:32,111 having reversed sleeping patterns and getting into some hard-coreJerry Springer. 279 00:16:32,183 --> 00:16:34,151 [ Photographers Clamoring ] 280 00:16:34,218 --> 00:16:36,151 [ Laughing ] 281 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,726 -[ Dance ] -[ Nina ] Go, girl! 282 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,354 Come on, sugar! Show it to me! 283 00:16:46,430 --> 00:16:49,228 Last night a D.J. saved my life 284 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,426 Check out the booty. 285 00:16:51,502 --> 00:16:54,527 They want you, honey. They want you, sugar. Come on. 286 00:16:54,604 --> 00:16:57,767 - Listen, now. Go, girl. - 'Cause I was sitting there bored to death 287 00:16:57,841 --> 00:17:00,867 And in just one breath he said 288 00:17:00,944 --> 00:17:05,436 You gotta get up You gotta get off You gotta get down, girl 289 00:17:05,513 --> 00:17:09,214 - [ Laughing ] -Last night a D.J. saved my life 290 00:17:09,286 --> 00:17:12,253 [Jip Narrating ] Koop dreams of being the world's top club spinner, 291 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,755 but he reckons it doesn't matter how well you can beat mix. 292 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:17,261 You ain't a D.J. until you can scratch. 293 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:19,888 ? ? 294 00:17:19,964 --> 00:17:21,897 Puff,puffin' Puff,puffin' 295 00:17:21,964 --> 00:17:25,263 Pu-puff, Puff,puffin'the herb 296 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,565 Herb, herb 297 00:17:27,638 --> 00:17:31,370 Herb, h-h-herb 298 00:17:31,442 --> 00:17:33,967 Puffin'the herb Puffin'the herb 299 00:17:34,044 --> 00:17:36,171 Puffin'the herb H-Herb 300 00:17:36,246 --> 00:17:41,185 H-Herb H-H-Herb 301 00:17:41,253 --> 00:17:43,515 Puffin'the herb Puffin'the herb 302 00:17:43,589 --> 00:17:47,046 [Jip Narrating ] But he can't scratch to save his life. He just digs the fantasy, man. 303 00:17:47,126 --> 00:17:48,990 Go on, my son! 304 00:17:49,061 --> 00:17:52,588 [ Cheers, Applause ] 305 00:17:57,834 --> 00:18:00,964 So is your brother still going out with you lot tonight, yeah? 306 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,973 Yeah, under the wing. 307 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,007 He hasn't indulged before, has he? 308 00:18:05,076 --> 00:18:07,305 No, breaking his cherry tonight. 309 00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:11,338 - How old is he? Seventeen? - He's gonna do it eventually, so I reckon... 310 00:18:11,417 --> 00:18:14,283 he's better off with me than mixing with the wrong crowd, you know? 311 00:18:14,353 --> 00:18:17,254 -Just keep an eye on him though, yeah? - Hmm. 312 00:18:19,323 --> 00:18:22,725 I'm about to be part of the chemical generation. 313 00:18:22,794 --> 00:18:26,822 Doves, playboys, biscuits, barrels, calis, clear caps, China whites, 314 00:18:26,899 --> 00:18:29,423 rhubarbs, looney tunes, New Yorkers. 315 00:18:29,501 --> 00:18:31,435 Bang on it. Larging it. 316 00:18:31,503 --> 00:18:36,167 The full monty, safe as houses, pair of trousers, what a laugh, let's do another half. 317 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,207 [Jip Narrating ] Now Lee is Nina's little brother. 318 00:18:38,276 --> 00:18:40,870 None of us know him, but he's gonna take drugs with us anyway. 319 00:18:40,946 --> 00:18:43,437 His enthusiasm scares me, man. He reminds me of myself... 320 00:18:43,514 --> 00:18:45,846 when I was at the beginning of my ecstasy honeymoon. 321 00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:49,684 Are your legs open, you filthy little harlot? 322 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,621 - Is that you, Koop? - Aw, fuck! Shit! 323 00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:55,180 Yeah. Sorry, Lu. Is Nina there, please? 324 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,194 Sorry. 325 00:19:01,867 --> 00:19:05,166 - Hello. - Are your legs open? 326 00:19:05,236 --> 00:19:08,103 - Of course. - Then I'll begin. 327 00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,478 ? ? 328 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,607 [ Rapping ] ? Girl, I'm gonna tie you up and wear the mask ? 329 00:19:18,684 --> 00:19:20,618 ? With your strap-on cock fuck me up my ass ? 330 00:19:20,686 --> 00:19:22,653 ? Your sexual powers leave me drained for hours ? 331 00:19:22,719 --> 00:19:24,688 ? But I've gotta draw the line at golden showers ? 332 00:19:24,755 --> 00:19:28,715 ? And, girl, you've got the sweetest arsehole ? 333 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:32,696 ? It's like a pink, quivering rabbit's nostril ? 334 00:19:32,764 --> 00:19:34,732 ? Peace 335 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,734 [ Laughing ] What are you fucking like? 336 00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:39,771 Superb. Thank you, sweetie. 337 00:19:39,838 --> 00:19:42,738 Shit. You got your party head on for tonight? 338 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:48,041 More so than Scarface on a kilo of Charlie Chan. But Lulu's not coming now. 339 00:19:48,111 --> 00:19:50,774 What? Oh, shit. Why not? 340 00:19:50,849 --> 00:19:54,216 She couldn't get a ticket, and she can't be arsed because of that twat. 341 00:19:54,284 --> 00:19:56,947 -Jip's not gonna be a happy shopper. - Oh, fucking hell. 342 00:19:57,022 --> 00:19:59,752 - Who'd have a ticket? - If I found one, do you reckon she'd go? 343 00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:03,090 Maybe. IfJip brings her. 344 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,594 Geezer! 345 00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:09,188 Hey! What's happening, man? 346 00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:11,257 How's it going? Are you sorted or what? 347 00:20:11,334 --> 00:20:13,531 Hey, you're really cool, man. You're really cool. 348 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:16,937 Eh, I know we've only just met, mate, but I think I love you, man. 349 00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:20,069 Eh, show me love, show me love, show me love! 350 00:20:20,144 --> 00:20:23,044 [ Laughs ] Eh, safe as fuck, you are, aren't you? 351 00:20:23,113 --> 00:20:25,639 I can't fault you, can I, brother? 352 00:20:25,716 --> 00:20:29,551 - It's like them fucking rookies back at Spike Island, man! -Jip-- 353 00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:32,384 - What? - Listen. Lulu couldn't get a ticket for tonight. 354 00:20:33,457 --> 00:20:36,823 What? Shit, man. Really? 355 00:20:36,894 --> 00:20:40,228 - Do you know anyone that's got a spare one? - Oh, fuck. 356 00:20:42,332 --> 00:20:45,461 Uh, I think, I think Moff did. 357 00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:48,505 But I'm not sure. It was a while ago. 358 00:20:48,573 --> 00:20:50,507 Oh, shit, man. 359 00:20:50,576 --> 00:20:53,340 [Jip Narrating ] I've got to get Lu out tonight, man. 360 00:20:53,411 --> 00:20:56,437 I need to cheer her up,you know? Get her mind off that twat. 361 00:20:56,514 --> 00:20:59,484 When we hit the clubs together, we're like Bonnie and Clyde, man, way out West. 362 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:02,418 She's the only girl I've ever felt chilled with,you know, 363 00:21:02,486 --> 00:21:04,419 because we've never fancied each other. 364 00:21:04,488 --> 00:21:07,355 Nothing could ever happen between us. I don't have to try and impress her... 365 00:21:07,426 --> 00:21:09,951 or worry about embarrassing silences. 366 00:21:10,028 --> 00:21:13,225 I've gotta get her a ticket and put a smile back on her face. 367 00:21:13,296 --> 00:21:15,425 [ Phone Ringing ] 368 00:21:19,137 --> 00:21:22,129 - Hello? - Hello! 369 00:21:22,206 --> 00:21:25,665 - Oh, hello. - Listen, I hear you couldn't get a ticket. 370 00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:27,678 Yeah, well, it's been a lucky week for me, you know? 371 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:32,206 Well, I think that your luck is gonna change, sister, 372 00:21:32,283 --> 00:21:35,046 child of the beat, because... 373 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,246 if I just reach down here and dip... 374 00:21:37,322 --> 00:21:41,121 into my '' Uncle Santa Jip will fix it'' magic box, 375 00:21:41,192 --> 00:21:44,822 you will find one freshly cut and preserved ticket for tonight's Asylum. 376 00:21:44,896 --> 00:21:48,796 - You got one? - Ah, yes. Ah, yes. I certainly did. 377 00:21:48,867 --> 00:21:52,495 Well, I don't know,Jip. The batteries are a bit low, you know? 378 00:21:52,571 --> 00:21:54,869 Aw, fuck that shit, Lu. Come on. 379 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:58,706 Come on. Everyone's going. Come on, Lu. Me and you, yeah? 380 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,642 Anyway, town's gonna be full of horny men, do you know what I mean? 381 00:22:01,713 --> 00:22:06,171 Fuck it, fuck it! All your best friends who love you. They love you. 382 00:22:06,251 --> 00:22:08,185 They all want you to be there, yeah? 383 00:22:08,253 --> 00:22:10,551 Come on. We'll go fucking ape-shit. 384 00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:13,887 Me and you. Absolute mayhem. Come on. We'll take the piss. 385 00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:17,156 Absolute chaos. What are you saying? Come on. Yeah? 386 00:22:17,228 --> 00:22:20,062 - All right! You got me! - I wanna hear you say yes! 387 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:22,690 - Yes! Yes! - Yes! Yes! 388 00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:25,601 - Yes! - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 389 00:22:25,669 --> 00:22:28,139 - See you later, babe. - [ Laughs ] 390 00:22:28,206 --> 00:22:32,767 Oh! He who dares, wins. He who dares, my son. 391 00:22:32,842 --> 00:22:34,778 [ Phone Ringing ] 392 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:41,046 Hold on a minute. Hello? 393 00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:44,714 Eh, eh, eh, eh! How's it going, you big Cockney space case? 394 00:22:44,790 --> 00:22:47,088 - Shut it. - Listen, did you manage to sell that ticket... 395 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:49,024 for tonight's spiritual gathering? 396 00:22:49,092 --> 00:22:53,053 - No, mate. No, not at all. No. - Ah! Nice one! 397 00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:55,394 - Why? Who needs one? Who, who? - Lulu. 398 00:22:55,466 --> 00:22:59,698 - Oh, sweet as. Sweet as, mate. - Cool, cool. 399 00:22:59,771 --> 00:23:02,205 -[ Man ] Matthew! - Oh, for fuck's sake. 400 00:23:02,274 --> 00:23:04,572 I'll catch you later, mate. Don't go changing to try and please me, all right? 401 00:23:04,642 --> 00:23:06,769 - Yeah, nice one, ''bruv.'' Yeah. - Oh, nice one, brother. 402 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,903 - Nice one, brother! - Nice one, brother! 403 00:23:08,978 --> 00:23:11,540 I said nice, bruv! 404 00:23:11,615 --> 00:23:14,709 - Nice one, brother! - I said nice, bruv! 405 00:23:14,784 --> 00:23:17,948 - Fucking nice one, brother! - Nice one, bruv-- 406 00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:20,753 - Brother! - Fuck off!. 407 00:23:22,459 --> 00:23:24,757 - Come on! -[Jip Narrating ] The weekend has landed. 408 00:23:24,830 --> 00:23:28,129 All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. 409 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,394 I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. 410 00:23:30,467 --> 00:23:33,528 I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle. 411 00:23:33,603 --> 00:23:36,505 I'm gonna talk codshit to strangers all night. 412 00:23:36,573 --> 00:23:38,600 I'm gonna lose the plot on the dance floor. 413 00:23:38,677 --> 00:23:41,371 The free radicals inside me are freaking, man. 414 00:23:41,446 --> 00:23:44,415 Tonight I'm Jip Travolta. I'm Peter Popper. 415 00:23:44,483 --> 00:23:47,350 I'm going to Never Never Land with my chosen family, man. 416 00:23:47,418 --> 00:23:50,409 We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did. 417 00:23:50,488 --> 00:23:53,185 Anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. 418 00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:56,091 I've got 73 quid in my back burner. 419 00:23:56,159 --> 00:23:59,959 I'm gonna wax the lot, man. The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah! 420 00:24:00,031 --> 00:24:03,398 Calling all the crusaders to the dance floor in green-light mode. 421 00:24:03,467 --> 00:24:05,765 - [ Shouts ] - Disco queens, 422 00:24:05,836 --> 00:24:08,134 club casualties, come on! 423 00:24:08,206 --> 00:24:11,197 Let's join forces! Let's hoof it! Ah! 424 00:24:11,276 --> 00:24:15,507 [ Indistinct Rap Song ] 425 00:24:23,721 --> 00:24:25,656 [ Chuckling ] 426 00:24:25,724 --> 00:24:29,853 [Jip Narrating ] But first a daily injection of the late prophet Bill Hicks... 427 00:24:29,928 --> 00:24:32,522 just to remind me not to take life too seriously. 428 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,531 [ Hicks ] It's not a very popular idea. 429 00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:38,363 You don't hear it very often anymore, but it's the truth. 430 00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:41,928 I have taken drugs before, and, uh-- 431 00:24:44,810 --> 00:24:46,969 - I had a real good time. - [ Laughter] 432 00:24:48,746 --> 00:24:51,738 Didn't murder anybody, didn't rob anybody, didn't rape anybody, 433 00:24:51,815 --> 00:24:55,810 didn't beat anybody, didn't lose, um, one fucking job. 434 00:24:55,887 --> 00:24:59,186 - [ Laughter] - Laughed my ass off... 435 00:24:59,255 --> 00:25:01,884 and went about my day. 436 00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:04,656 [ Applause, Cheering ] 437 00:25:04,728 --> 00:25:07,129 Sorry. 438 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,565 [ Man ] Live and direct from the world famous studios, 439 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,659 of Radio One here, the Essential Selection , 440 00:25:12,736 --> 00:25:15,501 -all go to make up the golden thing we call the weekend-- - Come on! 441 00:25:15,573 --> 00:25:18,063 [ Laughing ] 442 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:20,076 Who the fuck do you think you are, you twat? 443 00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:22,111 Why don't you come through the door like everyone else? 444 00:25:22,178 --> 00:25:24,113 Because I'm not everybody else, fool. 445 00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:26,671 Don't make me prove my masculinity to you now, do you know what I mean? 446 00:25:26,751 --> 00:25:29,048 Masculinity, what? Testosterone's flowing, bro, eh? 447 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:33,216 - Violence is inevitable, mate. - Oh, I smells a glassin' in the air, boys, is it? 448 00:25:33,291 --> 00:25:37,226 - Glassing is it? Fuck you! - Fuck you! Fuck you! 449 00:25:37,294 --> 00:25:40,421 [ Shouting, Indistinct ] 450 00:25:40,496 --> 00:25:42,466 [ Together] As a fit old man! 451 00:25:42,533 --> 00:25:45,901 - [ Laughing ] - [ Laughing ] Come on! 452 00:25:53,478 --> 00:25:57,413 Hey, mate. Mate,you seen Taxi Driver? 453 00:25:57,482 --> 00:26:00,678 - Yeah. - Yeah? 454 00:26:00,752 --> 00:26:03,653 Hey, mate, can you relate to it, sort of thing? 455 00:26:03,721 --> 00:26:05,917 - Yeah. - Yeah? Fuck. 456 00:26:05,990 --> 00:26:08,959 Do you understand? You could be Cardiff's answer to Travis Bickel, 457 00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:10,959 on a timer waiting to explode. 458 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:13,257 Can you fucking believe that? I mean, can you imagine doing that? 459 00:26:13,331 --> 00:26:16,232 Imagine doing a Travis. I mean, fucking hell! 460 00:26:16,301 --> 00:26:19,063 See me, I'd have to take a celebrity with me. 461 00:26:19,137 --> 00:26:22,663 Someone like, um-- What's his name? Uh, er, uh-- 462 00:26:22,740 --> 00:26:25,573 What's his name? Uh-- British pop throb. 463 00:26:25,642 --> 00:26:28,043 You know? Built like a brick shithouse, he is. 464 00:26:28,111 --> 00:26:32,072 Uh, ugly fuck. Peter Andre. Peter Andre, yeah. 465 00:26:32,149 --> 00:26:34,082 I couldn't just shoot him first, though, mate. 466 00:26:34,151 --> 00:26:36,084 You're having a laugh, isn't you? [ Laughs ] 467 00:26:36,153 --> 00:26:39,351 Oh, no. That's be like having the cream cake whole without it touching the sides. 468 00:26:39,423 --> 00:26:41,358 You know what I mean? 469 00:26:41,426 --> 00:26:43,792 I believe it would be quite rude not to torture him first. 470 00:26:43,861 --> 00:26:47,092 Do you know what I mean though, mate, do ya? 471 00:26:47,165 --> 00:26:50,965 Thumbscrews instantly spring to mind. [ Snickering ] 472 00:26:51,034 --> 00:26:55,302 You know, followed by an intense session of electrodes on the testicles. 473 00:26:55,371 --> 00:26:58,863 Yeah, yeah, a fucking, uh, uh, a wire coat hanger down theJap's eyes. 474 00:26:58,944 --> 00:27:01,139 Do you know what I mean? Really fucking hurt the geezer, do you know what I mean? 475 00:27:01,211 --> 00:27:03,611 And finally, a bullet between the eyes. 476 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,911 And it's time to say hello to the, to the horned man... 477 00:27:05,984 --> 00:27:09,511 you've been working on Earth for all this time, Pete! 478 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:12,555 See you later on, Pete! No one gives a fuck about you! 479 00:27:12,623 --> 00:27:16,389 [ Imitates Shotgun ] Fucking hell, mate. 480 00:27:16,459 --> 00:27:18,860 - Right. - Here, here. 481 00:27:18,928 --> 00:27:21,796 Fucking good film, though. mate, isn't it, eh? God! 482 00:27:25,570 --> 00:27:27,504 [Jip Narrating ] Friday night's ceremony is always... 483 00:27:27,572 --> 00:27:29,505 to hook up in a bar and wind up the weekend. 484 00:27:29,573 --> 00:27:31,507 We've all got to try and get on the same level together... 485 00:27:31,576 --> 00:27:33,601 so we feel like a unit when we hit the club. 486 00:27:33,678 --> 00:27:36,873 The music we love brought us together and so did the music we hate. 487 00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:38,880 - The Spice Girls. - Boyzone. 488 00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:40,882 - Dannii Minogue. - Aqua. 489 00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:43,580 - Ricky fuckin' Martin. - The Backstreet Boys. 490 00:27:43,655 --> 00:27:46,384 - Uh, 91 1 . - Hanson. 491 00:27:46,457 --> 00:27:49,323 What gets me, right, is that these talentless wankers... 492 00:27:49,392 --> 00:27:52,090 have the opportunity to reach an international audience, right, 493 00:27:52,161 --> 00:27:54,096 say something profound instead of-- 494 00:27:54,165 --> 00:27:57,565 ? Oh, baby, I'm all alone on the phone ? 495 00:27:57,634 --> 00:28:00,069 ? I'm 1 4 years old with a broken heart 496 00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:02,697 Fucking cheese on toast bollocks. 497 00:28:02,774 --> 00:28:04,867 Fucking embarrassing, mate, isn't it? 498 00:28:04,942 --> 00:28:09,038 Embarrassing to watch the little fucking hussy fuckers. 499 00:28:24,294 --> 00:28:28,061 [Jip Narrating ] She's funny, she's cool, she's gorgeous. 500 00:28:28,132 --> 00:28:30,259 Oh, shit, I fancy her, man. 501 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:32,428 No, I can't. She's my mate. 502 00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:36,735 I am out of my nuts. I'm telling you, we're in for one fucking night, mate. 503 00:28:36,807 --> 00:28:38,742 Believe me. I'm telling you. 504 00:28:38,810 --> 00:28:40,744 You fucking stick with me. I'll look after you. 505 00:28:40,812 --> 00:28:44,839 I'll tell you that now,you've never buzzed like you ever buzz with me. Do you hear me? 506 00:28:44,916 --> 00:28:47,908 [ Lee Narrating ] Oh, I thought I was just gonna drop and have a laugh. 507 00:28:47,985 --> 00:28:51,921 What's all this shit about mind altering? What's gonna happen to me? 508 00:28:51,988 --> 00:28:56,153 We believe that ecstasy causes serotonin depletion... 509 00:28:56,226 --> 00:28:59,353 and may lead to depression in later life. 510 00:28:59,430 --> 00:29:02,867 [Jip ] Yeah, all right, Doc. Yeah. Fair enough. But on the flip side, Lee, 511 00:29:02,934 --> 00:29:05,562 you'll feel an overwhelming sense of empathy with people. 512 00:29:05,637 --> 00:29:07,603 You'll be able to be intimate with your friends, 513 00:29:07,671 --> 00:29:09,969 talk about things that you never felt comfortable enough to say before. 514 00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:13,533 Overheating when dancing on ecstasy... 515 00:29:13,610 --> 00:29:16,978 increases heart rate and palpitations... 516 00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:20,176 and can cause heatstroke, resulting in death. 517 00:29:20,251 --> 00:29:23,014 Statistically, you're more likely to die... 518 00:29:23,088 --> 00:29:25,486 from choking on a cabbage leaf or an argument in a pub... 519 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,524 than you are from dropping an ''E. '' 520 00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:33,030 Alcohol kills 30,000 people a year alone in Britain. 521 00:29:33,098 --> 00:29:37,091 But that's all right because that's a good taxable drug, nonetheless, isn't it? 522 00:29:37,168 --> 00:29:41,264 Your penis will shrivel up, and you won't be able to get an erection. 523 00:29:41,339 --> 00:29:45,274 [ Bell Tolling ] 524 00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:54,115 - Yeah. -[Jip Narrating ] I met Felix, a friend of a friend years ago. 525 00:29:54,185 --> 00:29:56,709 Since then, I'm constantly bumping into the cunt. 526 00:29:56,786 --> 00:30:00,451 - Anyway, it's good seeing you again, man. - Yeah, yeah. Take care. 527 00:30:00,524 --> 00:30:02,550 - See you in the club later on, yeah? - Yeah, yeah, okay. 528 00:30:02,627 --> 00:30:05,994 - Nice one, nice one. See ya. - Cheers. Cheers. 529 00:30:06,063 --> 00:30:08,496 See ya. See ya. 530 00:30:13,370 --> 00:30:15,771 Fucking hell, man. 531 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,932 If we'd have been more honest with each other, 532 00:30:18,007 --> 00:30:20,408 that conversation would have gone a bit more like this. 533 00:30:20,478 --> 00:30:23,536 - Fucking shame we had eye contact when I walked in. - Yeah. 534 00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:25,810 Yeah, I know. Every time we bump into each other, 535 00:30:25,882 --> 00:30:30,081 we kinda fall into this groove of pretending that we like each other. 536 00:30:30,155 --> 00:30:33,591 I don't dislike anything about you, but I just don't like anything about you, either. 537 00:30:33,658 --> 00:30:38,186 Yeah. Together we kinda surf the waves of social paranoia, don't we? 538 00:30:38,263 --> 00:30:40,857 No uncomfortable silences as yet. 539 00:30:40,930 --> 00:30:44,957 Yeah, well, not as yet, but, you know, our luck's not gonna last forever, is it? 540 00:30:45,034 --> 00:30:47,629 Maybe it's time for your Houdini impression. What do you reckon? 541 00:30:47,705 --> 00:30:50,572 Yeah, all right, man. Uh, I'm gonna get a drink from the bar. 542 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,110 - Yeah, and you're with friends. - And I'll see you later. 543 00:30:53,178 --> 00:30:56,011 - That's the one. - Let's pretend we didn't see each other next time, yeah? 544 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,673 - Absolutely crucifying as always, mate. - Yeah, whatever. 545 00:30:58,748 --> 00:31:01,514 - Uh, look forward to seeing you. - Yeah, like an illness. 546 00:31:01,584 --> 00:31:04,678 - Don't get run over. Die. - Okay. Die. 547 00:31:04,755 --> 00:31:07,918 - Wanker! - Wanker! 548 00:31:08,059 --> 00:31:11,187 Friday night after the club, yeah? 549 00:31:11,262 --> 00:31:14,197 I got a hard-on, so I ring one of them porn lines. 550 00:31:22,105 --> 00:31:24,370 Hello? 551 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:28,936 Yeah. My name's... Bob. 552 00:31:29,013 --> 00:31:34,041 I'm from, uh-- from West-- West London area. What color drawers you got on? 553 00:31:34,118 --> 00:31:36,880 I'm buzzing my tits off, yeah? I'm fucked. 554 00:31:36,955 --> 00:31:38,889 I end up going off on these, on these tangents... 555 00:31:38,956 --> 00:31:41,653 about me life and me aspirations and shit like that, you know? 556 00:31:41,726 --> 00:31:43,659 It's like, what are you doing? 557 00:31:43,728 --> 00:31:47,528 Yeah, I'm a, a b-business interpret-- Um-- 558 00:31:47,599 --> 00:31:51,626 Ul-Ultra-- I'm an ultrapren-- '' Ultrapreneur.'' 559 00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:55,661 Have you got brown nipples or just like-- 560 00:31:55,738 --> 00:32:01,235 What? You wear all-- What, you wear all black nail polish and that, do ya? Fuck. 561 00:32:01,312 --> 00:32:03,610 Next thing I know, the old man's hitting me with, 562 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,945 ''Who the hell you been ringing in Taiwan, boy?'' 563 00:32:06,015 --> 00:32:08,507 - Who the hell you been calling in Taiwan? - Taiwan? 564 00:32:08,584 --> 00:32:10,519 - That's what he said. - Fucking hell. 565 00:32:10,588 --> 00:32:13,180 Listen, 1 45 fucking quid. 566 00:32:13,257 --> 00:32:17,421 - Fucking hell! - I'm fucking telling you, man. 1 45 quid. 567 00:32:17,495 --> 00:32:21,055 - Believe it. - Fucking hell, Moff. 568 00:32:21,130 --> 00:32:23,496 Fuck! [ Laughing ] 569 00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:27,026 Fair play, mate, fair play. That is the most expensive wank I've ever heard of. 570 00:32:27,103 --> 00:32:29,232 - Fuck's sake, keep it down will ya? - Sorry, sorry. 571 00:32:29,305 --> 00:32:32,435 - Sorry. - Fucking hell. Listen, listen, right. 572 00:32:32,509 --> 00:32:35,342 What really took the piss was she was more Cockney than me. 573 00:32:35,411 --> 00:32:38,780 Now can you fucking believe that,Jip? Do you know what I mean? 574 00:32:38,850 --> 00:32:40,783 Listen, now the old cunt's giving it-- 575 00:32:40,851 --> 00:32:42,784 Yeah, I know you're sorry. Yeah, you will be sorry... 576 00:32:42,853 --> 00:32:44,947 'cause if in seven days you don't pay it off, I'm gonna chuck you out, all right? 577 00:32:45,023 --> 00:32:46,956 That's nice, Dad. That is so nice. 578 00:32:47,024 --> 00:32:49,425 You lie in bed all fucking day. You haven't had a job for over a year. 579 00:32:49,494 --> 00:32:52,894 You don't have a girlfriend. You're throwing your life away, boy! 580 00:32:52,964 --> 00:32:55,557 And chucking me out on the street, that's just what I need at the moment, isn't it? 581 00:32:55,632 --> 00:32:58,294 Don't give me that bollocks about you're gonna throw me out 'cause it ain't even your house. 582 00:32:58,369 --> 00:33:00,336 Ain't even my house? Well, it won't be your house in a fucking week. 583 00:33:00,405 --> 00:33:02,339 - No? - You're 20 years of age, for fuck's sake. 584 00:33:02,407 --> 00:33:05,169 You really don't understand at all, do you, eh? 585 00:33:05,243 --> 00:33:07,473 I haven't got one friend that actually enjoys their job. 586 00:33:07,544 --> 00:33:09,842 Each one counts down the days till Friday. 587 00:33:09,913 --> 00:33:12,974 Dad, I'm not ready to become that miserable. 588 00:33:13,051 --> 00:33:16,019 - Matthew! - Life's hard enough, for fuck's sake. 589 00:33:16,086 --> 00:33:18,884 - I'm still researching. - Everyone's gotta work, Matthew. 590 00:33:18,956 --> 00:33:20,889 Don't you understand? I'm unemployed full time. 591 00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:23,948 - I ain't got enough hours in the fucking day. - '' Hours in the fucking day''? 592 00:33:24,028 --> 00:33:26,517 You ain't even here in the fucking day. And take this with you and all, 593 00:33:26,596 --> 00:33:29,428 -you fucking little-- - Yeah? Bollocks! 594 00:33:29,498 --> 00:33:32,592 I mean, how many times have I told you? Get your own fucking flat. 595 00:33:32,669 --> 00:33:35,696 Get your own flat. You need your own flat, man. Seriously. 596 00:33:35,773 --> 00:33:38,742 It's a piece of piss. You can get it on the welfare. 597 00:33:38,810 --> 00:33:40,834 Where am I gonna go, for fuck's sake? 598 00:33:40,911 --> 00:33:44,541 Fuck. I don't know. What the fuck do you care? 599 00:33:44,613 --> 00:33:46,879 As long as it's got a fucking phone line, it's all right, isn't it? 600 00:33:46,951 --> 00:33:48,884 Fuck off, you cunt. 601 00:33:49,019 --> 00:33:52,784 [Jip Narrating ] I can't fucking relax. Glad to see I'm not alone. 602 00:33:52,857 --> 00:33:55,823 I really want to lose my inhibitions. You know, be able to talk to strangers. 603 00:33:55,890 --> 00:33:58,759 Break the ice. But I can't be arsed either. 604 00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:01,024 I don't need this stress on my night off. 605 00:34:01,099 --> 00:34:04,692 Britain, chill the fuck out and then show me how to do it. 606 00:34:04,767 --> 00:34:07,168 I think it's time for a new national anthem. 607 00:34:07,236 --> 00:34:09,671 You know? One I can relate to. 608 00:34:46,177 --> 00:34:48,111 [Jip Narrating ] Yeah, well, maybe not. 609 00:35:27,452 --> 00:35:31,252 [Jip ] No, no, Moff, Moff. This is not funny, man. Don't fuck about. 610 00:35:31,322 --> 00:35:34,723 Look, I-- Look, I just don't understand. I-I had it in here. I had it in here. 611 00:35:34,792 --> 00:35:37,192 Have you left it in the pub? 612 00:35:37,261 --> 00:35:40,628 No, I didn't take me wallet out once. I was paying with shrapnel in there. That's why-- 613 00:35:40,698 --> 00:35:42,632 All right. Well, maybe there are tickets on the door. 614 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:44,725 No way. No way. Not tonight. 615 00:35:44,802 --> 00:35:48,238 This is not gonna happen, man. No way is this gonna happen. 616 00:35:48,306 --> 00:35:50,240 Okay, what's the-- What's the owner of this club called? 617 00:35:50,308 --> 00:35:54,210 - Peter. - No, it's not Peter. It's a Spanish name. Pablo. 618 00:35:54,278 --> 00:35:56,303 Pablo Hassan. No way, mate. 619 00:35:56,380 --> 00:35:58,905 - Pablo Hassan. - No, mate. Don't even think about it. 620 00:35:58,983 --> 00:36:01,247 - No, sweetheart. You can't. - No, seriously, right? 621 00:36:01,319 --> 00:36:04,880 Ten minutes. If I'm not back here in ten minutes, I'll see you in there, right? 622 00:36:04,956 --> 00:36:08,255 - Ten minutes, it's all right. -Jip. 623 00:36:08,326 --> 00:36:10,260 - Excuse me, mate. - What? 624 00:36:10,328 --> 00:36:12,262 I'm from Mix mag. Got an appointment with Mr. Hassan. 625 00:36:12,330 --> 00:36:16,164 -Jip, sweetheart, no. It's not worth it. - Go on, my son. Go on, my son. 626 00:36:16,234 --> 00:36:18,725 - I'm a bit late, mate. Do you know what I mean? - Whoa. 627 00:36:18,803 --> 00:36:22,364 - Oh, no. It's not worth it, man. - Have a bit of faith. 628 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,931 I've got an appointment with your boss. Can I go in, please? 629 00:36:25,009 --> 00:36:28,706 - Pablo Hassan. - Listen to me. This geezer's never let me down yet. 630 00:36:28,779 --> 00:36:30,713 - I'm telling you now. - He's not gonna get in. 631 00:36:35,386 --> 00:36:37,411 Doesn't fuck about, does he? 632 00:36:39,757 --> 00:36:42,191 [Jip Narrating ] Jip, what the fuck are you doing, man? 633 00:36:42,260 --> 00:36:46,162 This is Pablo Hassan. A complete schizophrenic cokehead. 634 00:36:46,230 --> 00:36:50,792 If he reckons you're fucking with him, his boys are gonna fucking maim you, man. 635 00:36:50,868 --> 00:36:54,702 Ah, but he likes to think himself as a bit of a businessman,yeah? 636 00:36:54,772 --> 00:36:58,765 Yeah. And I came here to do business. 637 00:36:58,843 --> 00:37:02,540 Hiya. Pablo Hassan? Tony Trueman. Sorry I'm late. 638 00:37:02,613 --> 00:37:04,979 - I don't know anything about this, man. - No? 639 00:37:05,049 --> 00:37:07,916 - No. - [ Exhales ] 640 00:37:07,985 --> 00:37:12,046 Oh, uh-- My secretary phoned here yesterday afternoon. 641 00:37:12,123 --> 00:37:16,651 She, um-- She spoke to someone here, arranged a meeting for tonight. 8:00. 642 00:37:16,727 --> 00:37:20,857 - It's all news to me, man. - [ Sighing ] Oh, God. Don't believe this. 643 00:37:20,932 --> 00:37:26,234 Well, basically, what it is-- Mix mag, yeah, have done a survey of Welsh clubs. 644 00:37:26,304 --> 00:37:31,139 The Asylum has been voted the best club atmosphere in the whole of Wales. 645 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:33,142 - Nice one. - [Jip Narrating ] He's going for it. 646 00:37:33,210 --> 00:37:35,235 Yeah. We're gonna do a, a double-page spread. 647 00:37:35,313 --> 00:37:37,941 I interview yourself, obviously, resident D.J.'s, 648 00:37:38,015 --> 00:37:40,279 uh, some of the clubbers, shoot everything. 649 00:37:40,351 --> 00:37:42,979 -[Jip Narrating ] Jip,you're overdoing it, man. - You wanna do it now, yeah? 650 00:37:43,054 --> 00:37:44,988 -[Jip Narrating ] Don't blow it. - Well-- 651 00:37:45,056 --> 00:37:47,854 Well, you see, that's the only problem. You're not gonna believe this. 652 00:37:47,925 --> 00:37:50,894 Just got down here from London, right? And I've just found out... 653 00:37:50,962 --> 00:37:55,262 my photographer was involved in a fucking car crash on the way here tonight, man. 654 00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:59,326 -[Jip Narrating ] What am I talking about? - It's nothing serious, it's-- 655 00:37:59,403 --> 00:38:02,429 - It just means we can't do it tonight. - You mean to tell me... 656 00:38:02,506 --> 00:38:05,304 you drove all the way down here from London just so you can't give an interview? 657 00:38:05,376 --> 00:38:07,401 [Jip Narrating ] It's all over,Jip. You fucked it up. 658 00:38:07,478 --> 00:38:09,639 [ Chuckling ] I know. It's-- 659 00:38:09,714 --> 00:38:12,444 For fuck's sake. I'm sorry about this, mate. 660 00:38:12,516 --> 00:38:14,575 Can I use your phone? Someone's made a big fuck up here. 661 00:38:14,652 --> 00:38:18,645 I wanna talk to my secretary to sort this out. Cheers. 662 00:38:22,193 --> 00:38:24,718 Come on, come on. 663 00:38:24,795 --> 00:38:28,856 Carmel. Yeah, it's me. Yeah, I'm in Wales. 664 00:38:28,933 --> 00:38:31,834 Listen, what the fuck's going on? I'm with Pablo Hassan now. It's-- 665 00:38:31,902 --> 00:38:34,632 Yeah, all right. Yeah, all right. I don't wanna hear it. 666 00:38:34,705 --> 00:38:38,072 Listen, has Danny Rampling confirmed his set tomorrow night at the ministry? 667 00:38:38,142 --> 00:38:41,578 - Danny who, love? - He did. Okay. All right. 668 00:38:41,646 --> 00:38:45,241 Cheers, Carmel. Oh, have you heard any more about Scott's accident? 669 00:38:45,316 --> 00:38:48,752 - What accident? - Yeah, okay. All right. See you later. 670 00:38:48,819 --> 00:38:51,720 [ Dial Tone ] 671 00:38:51,789 --> 00:38:56,192 Dizzy bitch. Cheers, mate. Uh-- 672 00:38:56,260 --> 00:38:58,820 I can't do tomorrow night. Uh-- 673 00:38:58,896 --> 00:39:01,694 - Next Friday night? Is that all right with you? - Yeah, we'll go for that. 674 00:39:01,766 --> 00:39:05,827 Nice one. Sorry about the fuck up tonight, mate. I promise we'll get it right next time. 675 00:39:05,903 --> 00:39:08,770 - All right, Tony. - All right. I'll see you next Friday, mate. 676 00:39:08,839 --> 00:39:11,967 [Jip Narrating ] He who dares, my son. He who dares. 677 00:39:12,043 --> 00:39:14,773 Nice one, mate. Nice one. 678 00:39:14,845 --> 00:39:17,712 [ Dance ] 679 00:40:11,202 --> 00:40:13,295 [ Lee Narrating ] Wonder how the drug system works in here. 680 00:40:16,707 --> 00:40:20,268 Every club is different, but in the Asylum, it's the manager. 681 00:40:20,344 --> 00:40:24,508 He has a string of homeboys dealing the pukka E's to the party people in the club. 682 00:40:24,582 --> 00:40:26,948 He makes the most coin out of this enterprise. 683 00:40:27,017 --> 00:40:30,009 His homies will make just a couple of quid on each pukka. 684 00:40:30,087 --> 00:40:33,056 His homies are also scoping for other dealers on the block. 685 00:40:33,124 --> 00:40:36,059 When the homies have an illegitimate pukka '' E'' dealer in their website, 686 00:40:36,127 --> 00:40:38,061 they tell the bouncers. 687 00:40:38,129 --> 00:40:41,792 The bouncers grip him, nab his stash and kick him out with a physical warning. 688 00:40:41,866 --> 00:40:46,064 Gives the pukka E's to their homies and they knock out to the kids in the club. 689 00:40:46,137 --> 00:40:48,162 What's your name? What have you had? 690 00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:51,140 Reach for the lasers. Safe as fuck. 691 00:41:00,151 --> 00:41:02,085 [ Crowd Cheering ] 692 00:41:14,465 --> 00:41:19,027 [ Women Shouting ] Hi,Jerry! We came all the way from Cardiff to say hi! 693 00:41:19,103 --> 00:41:21,230 [ Woman ] Excuse me, girls. Hi, we're doing a documentary... 694 00:41:21,305 --> 00:41:24,172 for television on the British club culture. 695 00:41:24,241 --> 00:41:26,368 - Would you mind answering a few question? - Yeah, fire away. 696 00:41:26,443 --> 00:41:29,344 Ah, great. Okay, Eric? Okay. 697 00:41:29,413 --> 00:41:32,473 Um, can I start by asking why you come to these nights? 698 00:41:32,550 --> 00:41:34,745 Oh, I'd like to answer that one, if I may. 699 00:41:34,819 --> 00:41:36,753 Sure. Go ahead. 700 00:41:36,821 --> 00:41:40,484 To get absolutely trashed. 701 00:41:40,558 --> 00:41:44,358 - Do you take ecstasy? - No, no. Well, we used to, 702 00:41:44,428 --> 00:41:47,659 but now we just jack up heroin and float around the club. 703 00:41:47,731 --> 00:41:49,596 You take heroin to come to the club? 704 00:41:49,667 --> 00:41:53,398 Yeah, well, we never used to, but then we saw Trainspotting, didn't we? 705 00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:55,438 And that just made us want to do it. 706 00:41:55,506 --> 00:41:59,602 And sometimes if we watch NewJack City before we go out, we smoke a bit of crack too. 707 00:41:59,677 --> 00:42:02,544 We just seem to be so impressionable. 708 00:42:02,613 --> 00:42:05,411 Well, it's the youth of today, you see. 709 00:42:05,482 --> 00:42:08,042 They need older people to show them how to live. 710 00:42:08,118 --> 00:42:12,782 Yeah. See, we learn from their mistakes because they've done it all before. 711 00:42:12,857 --> 00:42:15,155 - Yeah. Look atJimi Hendrix. - And Elvis. 712 00:42:15,226 --> 00:42:17,592 - And Sting. - Sting's not dead yet. 713 00:42:17,661 --> 00:42:21,563 - No, but he should be. [ Laughing ] - [ Laughing ] 714 00:42:21,632 --> 00:42:23,691 Oh, uh, sorry. Do you have the time? 715 00:42:23,767 --> 00:42:25,701 Um,yeah, it's quarter to 1:00. 716 00:42:25,769 --> 00:42:28,465 Oh, shit. We've gotta go. We're late for our next hit. 717 00:42:28,539 --> 00:42:30,473 - Hi, Mom! - Hi, Mom! 718 00:42:42,686 --> 00:42:45,052 Right. I'm gonna tell you something. 719 00:42:45,122 --> 00:42:49,286 If this ever spreads, I will fucking die, right? 720 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:53,456 I know you won't. I know , I know, but I'm just saying. Yeah? 721 00:42:53,530 --> 00:42:55,464 - Okay. Are you ready? - Yeah. 722 00:42:55,532 --> 00:42:57,466 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 723 00:42:57,534 --> 00:42:59,968 - All right. -[Jip Narrating ] You're gonna regret this in the morning,Jip. 724 00:43:00,037 --> 00:43:02,301 I am sexually paranoid. 725 00:43:02,373 --> 00:43:06,002 I'm sexually paranoid. I'm sexually paranoid. 726 00:43:10,881 --> 00:43:14,578 Welcome to the '90s,Jip. 727 00:43:14,652 --> 00:43:16,984 Seriously. Sorry. Go on. 728 00:43:17,054 --> 00:43:20,820 Well, I kiss girls and all, yeah? And it's fine. 729 00:43:20,891 --> 00:43:25,521 And as soon as I sense that they want sex, 730 00:43:25,596 --> 00:43:29,032 I just make my fucking excuses and I'm out of there, man. 731 00:43:30,334 --> 00:43:34,395 - I know. It's pathetic. I know it is. - No, no. 732 00:43:34,471 --> 00:43:38,339 Everything happens for a reason,Jip. 733 00:43:38,409 --> 00:43:41,344 Yeah, but this is not me, Lu. Do you know what I-- This is not me. 734 00:43:42,413 --> 00:43:44,347 Give me an example. 735 00:43:46,617 --> 00:43:49,814 - An example? - Mm-hmm. 736 00:43:49,887 --> 00:43:51,912 All right. Uh-- 737 00:43:57,728 --> 00:43:59,662 What had you been doing? 738 00:43:59,730 --> 00:44:03,530 Well, I was stoned. Absolutely stoned out me trumpet, man. 739 00:44:05,803 --> 00:44:09,330 - You just do not look like you're enjoying this at all. - I know, I know. 740 00:44:09,406 --> 00:44:11,772 - Listen to this, listen to this. - [ Thinking ] She's more experienced than you. 741 00:44:11,842 --> 00:44:16,211 She's gonna see your cock soon. Say she's disappointed. Stop thinking this shit! 742 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,976 Come on. You're gonna fuck the arse off her. She's gonna love it. 743 00:44:19,049 --> 00:44:22,644 Say if you lose it during sex. I bet she's had some amazing shags in her time. 744 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:26,713 Oh, shut up, shut up! Oh, no. Fuck. Oh, it's going down. 745 00:44:26,790 --> 00:44:30,556 - Oh, God, please, please do me this solid. - [ Yelling ] 746 00:44:30,627 --> 00:44:34,791 - [ Laughing ] - Listen to this, listen to this. 747 00:44:34,865 --> 00:44:38,824 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 748 00:44:38,902 --> 00:44:41,496 Are you okay? 749 00:44:41,572 --> 00:44:45,906 Yeah, yeah. I'm, I'm fine. Uh. 750 00:44:45,976 --> 00:44:49,173 Just a bit tired, that's all. Sorry. 751 00:44:54,418 --> 00:44:59,185 - I've never had that happen to me before. - She's making it worse, man! 752 00:44:59,256 --> 00:45:01,247 It was my fault. If it wasn't for the way my head was thinking, 753 00:45:01,325 --> 00:45:03,259 everything would've been fine. 754 00:45:03,327 --> 00:45:07,423 That is bollocks. We're not fucking robots. There's no rules to sex. 755 00:45:10,134 --> 00:45:13,297 I've gotta get up in the morning. I'd better go, okay? 756 00:45:13,370 --> 00:45:15,964 Um, okay. 757 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,474 [ Chuckling ] Oh, no. 758 00:45:18,542 --> 00:45:22,205 Now she's paranoid. She thinks it's to do with her. 759 00:45:22,279 --> 00:45:25,976 - Yeah. - Yeah. I'll, I'll give you a call, yeah? 760 00:45:28,285 --> 00:45:30,913 Bye. 761 00:45:30,988 --> 00:45:33,320 All I could think was-- 762 00:45:35,125 --> 00:45:38,424 Fuck me. I'm impotent. 763 00:45:40,931 --> 00:45:45,459 [ Chuckling ] Poor baby. 764 00:45:45,536 --> 00:45:47,470 Come here. 765 00:46:28,512 --> 00:46:30,776 [Jip Narrating ] The present has gone. 766 00:46:30,848 --> 00:46:33,646 Fantasy is a part of reality, 767 00:46:33,717 --> 00:46:35,981 and we take the brakes off. 768 00:46:36,053 --> 00:46:39,284 We're thinking clearly, yet not thinking at all. 769 00:46:40,390 --> 00:46:43,052 And this feels right. 770 00:46:43,127 --> 00:46:45,891 We stop trying to control things. 771 00:46:45,963 --> 00:46:49,763 Warm rush of chemicals through us. 772 00:46:49,833 --> 00:46:51,801 We're fluctuating. 773 00:46:52,870 --> 00:46:55,737 Is this brain damage? 774 00:46:55,806 --> 00:47:00,334 We forget all the pain and the hurt in life. We wanna go somewhere else. 775 00:47:00,410 --> 00:47:03,402 We're not threatened by people anymore. 776 00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:07,974 All our insecurities have evaporated. 777 00:47:08,051 --> 00:47:11,612 We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. 778 00:47:11,688 --> 00:47:15,055 We're spacemen orbiting the Earth. 779 00:47:15,125 --> 00:47:19,084 Yeah, the world looks beautiful from here, man. 780 00:47:19,163 --> 00:47:24,191 We're nympholeptics desiring for the unobtainable. 781 00:47:24,268 --> 00:47:28,500 We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. 782 00:47:28,572 --> 00:47:32,941 So many ideas. So little memory. 783 00:47:33,010 --> 00:47:37,106 The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. 784 00:47:37,181 --> 00:47:40,981 We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. 785 00:47:41,051 --> 00:47:44,782 We flow in unison. We're together. 786 00:47:44,855 --> 00:47:47,085 I wish this was real. 787 00:47:47,157 --> 00:47:50,217 We want a universal level of togetherness... 788 00:47:50,294 --> 00:47:53,525 where we're comfortable with everyone. 789 00:47:53,597 --> 00:47:57,863 We're in rhythm. Part of a movement. 790 00:47:57,935 --> 00:48:02,668 A movement to escape. We wave good-bye. 791 00:48:02,739 --> 00:48:05,503 Ultimately, we just wanna be happy. 792 00:48:06,643 --> 00:48:08,838 Yeah. Yeah. 793 00:48:08,912 --> 00:48:11,904 [ Chuckles ] Hang on. 794 00:48:11,982 --> 00:48:15,145 What, what the fuck was I just talking about? 795 00:48:15,219 --> 00:48:17,153 [ Laughing ] 796 00:48:55,859 --> 00:48:59,295 [Jip Narrating ] Koop is having severe trouble adjusting to the love boat, man. 797 00:48:59,363 --> 00:49:01,923 He gets jealous of men even looking at Nina. 798 00:49:01,999 --> 00:49:05,765 You know, he feels threatened by any bloke that speaks to her. 799 00:49:05,836 --> 00:49:10,136 Nina knows a lot of people. I mean, she's a really affectionate character. 800 00:49:10,207 --> 00:49:12,368 But she's fallen for Koop in a big way. 801 00:49:12,442 --> 00:49:16,105 He's so fucking lucky, man. I'd do anything to have what he's got. 802 00:49:16,179 --> 00:49:18,875 But he's stupid,you know? He's fucking it up with his male ego. 803 00:49:18,949 --> 00:49:21,645 He gets paranoid with everyone, man. 804 00:49:21,718 --> 00:49:24,380 Shit, he even gets it with his mates. 805 00:49:31,094 --> 00:49:33,392 [ Thinking ] You wanna fuck her, don't you? 806 00:49:35,399 --> 00:49:37,458 - No. - Don't fucking lie to me. 807 00:49:37,534 --> 00:49:41,300 You've been staring at her arse for the last ten minutes. 808 00:49:42,939 --> 00:49:45,772 Yeah, all right. Fair play, Koop. But fuck me, she's horny as fuck. 809 00:49:45,842 --> 00:49:48,606 I mean, I ain't gonna do nothing, am I? She's your bird, for fuck's sake. 810 00:49:48,679 --> 00:49:50,840 Yeah, that's right. She's my bird. My fucking bird. 811 00:49:50,914 --> 00:49:52,848 Do you understand that? So stop looking at her. 812 00:49:52,916 --> 00:49:55,009 - You can't stop me looking at her, Koop. - How dare you... 813 00:49:55,085 --> 00:49:57,417 imagine fancying Nina, you cunt, Moff!. 814 00:49:57,487 --> 00:49:59,921 Hold up a minute. Hold up. 815 00:49:59,990 --> 00:50:02,515 What are you, the fucking thought police or something? What this, what? 816 00:50:02,592 --> 00:50:04,560 Listen, Moff, you can look at any other girl in here. 817 00:50:04,628 --> 00:50:06,892 Pick 'em. There's plenty to choose from.Just not her. 818 00:50:06,963 --> 00:50:09,227 Yeah, Koop. I'm with you 1 00%, mate. 819 00:50:09,299 --> 00:50:12,325 But, I mean, how do I know the next bird ain't gonna have a bloke? 820 00:50:12,402 --> 00:50:14,336 No, no, fuck that, Moff. Fuck it! 821 00:50:14,404 --> 00:50:17,271 Because it wouldn't matter to you anyway. You'd still imagine fucking her, wouldn't you? 822 00:50:17,341 --> 00:50:19,707 Yeah. Do you know why you know the answer to that, Koop? 823 00:50:19,776 --> 00:50:21,710 Why do I know that, Moff?. Why do I know? 824 00:50:21,778 --> 00:50:24,110 Because you're just the same as the rest of us, mate. 825 00:50:41,264 --> 00:50:44,358 - So, babe, was it fucking proper or what? - I had a shit hot time. 826 00:50:44,434 --> 00:50:47,028 Listen, there's a party happening in Super Ely, all right? 827 00:50:47,104 --> 00:50:49,664 - Yeah, I know. I'm going with my mates. - What mates? 828 00:50:49,740 --> 00:50:52,709 - My mates. - Nice one, Lee. I'll see you in the wheels, all right, man? 829 00:50:52,776 --> 00:50:55,609 True, man. Nice, nice. 830 00:50:55,679 --> 00:50:58,341 - I'll see you in a bit, yeah? - Yeah. 831 00:50:58,415 --> 00:51:00,747 Who the fuck are those dodgy fuckers? 832 00:51:02,853 --> 00:51:04,787 Lee? 833 00:51:07,290 --> 00:51:10,885 - [ Coughing ] - [ Laughing ] 834 00:51:16,666 --> 00:51:20,500 - Your mother! Your mother! - You bumberclot! 835 00:51:22,139 --> 00:51:24,471 Shine on 836 00:51:24,541 --> 00:51:29,808 Let the light of love grow stronger 837 00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,405 Shine on 838 00:51:32,482 --> 00:51:34,416 You're the sun in my heart 839 00:51:34,484 --> 00:51:37,419 -[ Continues Indistinct ] - Fuckin' hell, mate. It's like a fucking video game, this. 840 00:51:37,487 --> 00:51:40,650 Fucking lights and shit everywhere. [ Laughs ] 841 00:51:42,659 --> 00:51:44,593 Whoo! 842 00:51:44,661 --> 00:51:48,392 Yeah, yeah, yeah! I know you gonna dig this! 843 00:51:48,465 --> 00:51:51,730 Oh, yeah, baby. Come on, come on. 844 00:51:51,802 --> 00:51:54,600 - Come on! - [ Indistinct Chattering, Shouting ] 845 00:51:56,773 --> 00:51:59,708 Now I'm gonna take you on a guided tour of the club casualties. 846 00:51:59,776 --> 00:52:03,576 - So come on! - Right! Let's do it! 847 00:52:03,647 --> 00:52:06,207 We're all getting laid tonight! 848 00:52:06,283 --> 00:52:08,478 Oh! Oh! 849 00:52:11,154 --> 00:52:13,088 Fuckin' hell. It's Dynasty! 850 00:52:13,156 --> 00:52:15,090 [ Dance ] 851 00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:36,102 - All right, babe? - What the fuck you doing to me? 852 00:52:36,176 --> 00:52:38,906 - What are you talking about? - Talking to that bloke in the club. 853 00:52:38,979 --> 00:52:41,812 - You kept on touching his chest. - Did I? Who? 854 00:52:41,882 --> 00:52:44,350 You fucking know who. 855 00:52:44,418 --> 00:52:46,443 Right in front of me as well. 856 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,387 You know, it scares me to imagine what you're like when I'm not around. 857 00:52:49,456 --> 00:52:52,357 Yeah, this all sounds a bit familiar really, doesn't it, lovely? 858 00:52:52,426 --> 00:52:55,293 Yeah, well, how about a little bit of consideration, eh? 859 00:52:55,362 --> 00:52:58,627 I don't want you talking like that with other boys. It affects me. 860 00:52:58,699 --> 00:53:02,032 Look, Koop, I really can't be pissed with this one again tonight. 861 00:53:02,102 --> 00:53:05,833 I haven't done anything wrong. You're just being paranoid. 862 00:53:05,906 --> 00:53:07,840 Sort it out, for fuck's sake. 863 00:53:07,908 --> 00:53:09,933 Would you like it-- Would you like it if I was flirting with a girl... 864 00:53:10,010 --> 00:53:11,944 while I kept on touching her chest, would you? 865 00:53:12,012 --> 00:53:15,607 - Only if she had better tits than me. - No, fuck off, Nin. 866 00:53:15,682 --> 00:53:17,673 Don't give me that shit. 867 00:53:17,751 --> 00:53:20,015 You always-- You always-- 868 00:53:20,087 --> 00:53:22,487 You're always touching people, aren't you? 869 00:53:22,556 --> 00:53:27,323 But that doesn't mean to say I'm flirting with anyone, for fuck's sake! 870 00:53:27,394 --> 00:53:30,488 I don't know how much more reassurance I can give you. 871 00:53:30,564 --> 00:53:32,759 What do I have to do? 872 00:53:34,101 --> 00:53:36,695 Don't you trust me? 873 00:53:36,770 --> 00:53:39,762 Answer me! Don't you trust me, Koop? 874 00:53:41,175 --> 00:53:44,235 [ Scoffs ] 875 00:53:44,411 --> 00:53:47,710 Yeah, man, Star Wars is definitely about drug culture, man. 876 00:53:47,781 --> 00:53:50,079 There's no fucking question. It has to be, man. 877 00:53:50,150 --> 00:53:52,084 You're telling me, And. You're telling me. 878 00:53:52,152 --> 00:53:54,313 I mean, what was Jabba smoking in that big glass pipe? 879 00:53:54,388 --> 00:53:56,583 Come on! What are we, thick? You know what I mean? 880 00:53:56,657 --> 00:53:58,784 - It was fucking opium. - Of course it was opium! You know it was! 881 00:53:58,859 --> 00:54:01,191 You see his tongue, man? And that fucking tail! 882 00:54:01,261 --> 00:54:03,422 Listen, listen, Han Solo, yeah? 883 00:54:03,497 --> 00:54:06,022 He's got a smuggling compartment in the Millennium Falcon, isn't he? 884 00:54:06,099 --> 00:54:08,226 He's only an intergalactic smack dealer, isn't he? 885 00:54:08,302 --> 00:54:10,236 Fucking gets up there! 886 00:54:10,304 --> 00:54:13,239 Listen, Yoda, man, as well. He's been coming down for about 500 years. 887 00:54:13,307 --> 00:54:15,241 - Of course he is, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's fucked, the poor bastard. 888 00:54:15,309 --> 00:54:18,369 He's used to be, you know, really tall and handsome, but you know, you know-- 889 00:54:18,445 --> 00:54:20,379 - What, like Chewbacca? - Yeah. 890 00:54:20,447 --> 00:54:22,415 - [ Trilling ] - [ Howling ] Can't do it. You know what I mean. 891 00:54:22,482 --> 00:54:25,280 - Now he's fucking-- Now he's like two foot high... - Yeah. 892 00:54:25,352 --> 00:54:28,185 - and, and fucking pointed tabs, white hair and hooves. - Hooves. 893 00:54:28,255 --> 00:54:30,985 That's what I was gonna say. The fucking hooves, man. What a comedown. 894 00:54:31,058 --> 00:54:33,424 What about the emperor? The fucking emperor. 895 00:54:33,493 --> 00:54:35,859 The king crackhead of the galaxy, yeah? 896 00:54:35,929 --> 00:54:37,988 He's got so much fucking hard cash... 897 00:54:38,065 --> 00:54:40,795 from selling crack to space junkies, yeah? 898 00:54:40,868 --> 00:54:43,996 He's only gone and built his own planet, you know what I mean? 899 00:54:44,071 --> 00:54:46,039 - On drug money. - The fucking Death Star. 900 00:54:46,106 --> 00:54:49,007 - The Death Star! - And he's sat in there going like, 901 00:54:49,076 --> 00:54:51,010 ''Come on, more power! More power!'' 902 00:54:51,078 --> 00:54:53,205 - It's like, you know, and Yoda's like-- - Yeah, yeah. 903 00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,214 And he's in chilled-out land. 904 00:54:55,282 --> 00:54:58,308 - Yeah, be suited and all that. - Be creative, yeah. 905 00:55:02,122 --> 00:55:04,454 What was I talking about? 906 00:55:04,524 --> 00:55:07,084 - Huh? - What was I talking about? 907 00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,185 - What,just now? - Yeah. 908 00:55:12,532 --> 00:55:14,898 - Your dad. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 909 00:55:14,968 --> 00:55:17,061 Yeah, well, tell you what, mate. 910 00:55:17,137 --> 00:55:19,128 Thing about my old boy is, is that I love him and that. 911 00:55:19,206 --> 00:55:22,369 He's always been there for me and... 912 00:55:22,442 --> 00:55:26,708 always spoke to me on my level and that when I was a kid, yeah, 913 00:55:26,780 --> 00:55:30,079 but I'll tell you what. 914 00:55:30,150 --> 00:55:33,244 - I'm really worried about him. - You're worried about him? 915 00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:35,550 - Yeah. - Why, man? 916 00:55:35,622 --> 00:55:38,090 Why? 917 00:55:38,158 --> 00:55:40,149 He thinks I'm two identical twins... 918 00:55:40,227 --> 00:55:42,695 pretending to be the same person. 919 00:55:42,763 --> 00:55:44,788 Keeps calling me Leon. 920 00:55:46,066 --> 00:55:49,160 [ Sighs ] Fucking hell. 921 00:55:49,236 --> 00:55:52,763 Yeah, mate. And I'll tell you what. 922 00:55:52,839 --> 00:55:56,002 He's getting worse in there as well. 923 00:55:56,076 --> 00:55:59,842 Those drugs they're giving him, they're fucking his head up, mate. 924 00:56:02,049 --> 00:56:04,040 Fuck. 925 00:56:06,119 --> 00:56:10,112 - So, what, he thinks you're two people? - Yeah. 926 00:56:10,190 --> 00:56:12,317 - Fuck. - Yeah. 927 00:56:12,392 --> 00:56:14,860 Fair play, man. That's pretty west, isn't it? 928 00:56:16,763 --> 00:56:20,631 Yeah, but you know, sanity, man, how do you define that? 929 00:56:20,701 --> 00:56:23,465 You know, how do you define sanity, you know? 930 00:56:23,537 --> 00:56:25,767 You know, who's to to say that, you know, the people that, 931 00:56:25,839 --> 00:56:27,807 you know, supposed to be mad, you know, 932 00:56:27,874 --> 00:56:30,741 who's to say that they're, you know, just not tapped into... 933 00:56:30,811 --> 00:56:33,143 - a higher sensory perception or something, you know? - Hmm. Mmm. 934 00:56:33,213 --> 00:56:36,671 Into, you know, a different kind of universe, they're way ahead, you know? 935 00:56:36,750 --> 00:56:40,186 - You know? And we just haven't caught up yet. - Ah. 936 00:56:40,253 --> 00:56:42,244 Listen to this. 937 00:56:42,322 --> 00:56:46,281 The emperor wants to control outer space. 938 00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:51,297 Yoda wants to explore inner space. 939 00:56:51,365 --> 00:56:55,301 That's the fundamental difference between the good and the bad sides... 940 00:56:55,369 --> 00:56:57,394 of the Force. 941 00:57:02,809 --> 00:57:07,269 - Shit. Shit. - You know what I mean? Fuck! 942 00:57:07,347 --> 00:57:11,010 - Fuck's sake, man! - I just don't know where it comes from sometimes, And. 943 00:57:11,084 --> 00:57:13,314 Do you know what I mean? It frightens me. 944 00:57:13,387 --> 00:57:16,447 There's not a problem that I can't fix 'cause I can do it in the mix 945 00:57:16,523 --> 00:57:19,014 And if your man gives you trouble,just you move out on the double 946 00:57:19,092 --> 00:57:21,060 And you don't let it trouble your brain 947 00:57:21,128 --> 00:57:25,360 'Cause away goes trouble down the drain 948 00:57:25,432 --> 00:57:28,993 Said away goes trouble down the drain 949 00:57:29,069 --> 00:57:34,336 I want E.T.'s to abduct me from planet Cardiff. 950 00:57:34,408 --> 00:57:38,572 - Come on, you fuckers! Let's go! - [ Laughing ] 951 00:57:43,683 --> 00:57:46,015 You can't blame them for not coming though. 952 00:57:46,086 --> 00:57:50,420 I mean, they've only gotta fucking check out the 1 0:00 News... 953 00:57:50,490 --> 00:57:55,894 and check out all the murders and diseases and wars. 954 00:57:55,962 --> 00:57:58,123 The monarchy. 955 00:57:58,198 --> 00:58:00,132 [ Both Laughing ] 956 00:58:05,338 --> 00:58:07,636 Ohh. 957 00:58:07,707 --> 00:58:12,269 Take me to a world where the drugs are free, 958 00:58:12,345 --> 00:58:15,007 the clubs have no gravity, 959 00:58:15,082 --> 00:58:18,518 and every shag guarantees an orgasm! 960 00:58:18,585 --> 00:58:21,315 Yes! Two orgasms! 961 00:58:21,388 --> 00:58:23,322 - Yes! - Yeah! 962 00:58:23,390 --> 00:58:26,052 He's a genius, um, Socrates. 963 00:58:26,126 --> 00:58:28,754 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah? And he's given it all that. 964 00:58:28,829 --> 00:58:30,797 And they're going, ''What? What, Socrates? 965 00:58:30,864 --> 00:58:32,832 Man, you're off your tit! What are you talking about?'' 966 00:58:32,899 --> 00:58:35,424 You know, they fucking thought he was mad, you know. 967 00:58:35,502 --> 00:58:39,461 And this guy, you know, he-- he sped up evolution of mankind, you know? 968 00:58:39,539 --> 00:58:41,871 He fuckin', you know-- He was a genius, this guy. 969 00:58:41,942 --> 00:58:43,876 They thought he was crazy. You know what I mean? 970 00:58:43,944 --> 00:58:45,912 I mean, they lock these people up, right? 971 00:58:45,979 --> 00:58:47,913 But you know, they should let 'em out, man. 972 00:58:47,981 --> 00:58:50,245 They should fuckin' put these people in Parliament and that. 973 00:58:50,317 --> 00:58:52,615 You know what I mean? Fucking put them in Parliament. 974 00:58:52,686 --> 00:58:54,620 You know, they're talking sense, these people. 975 00:58:54,688 --> 00:58:58,590 Put your dad on that fucking chair in Parliament and listen to that man! 976 00:58:58,658 --> 00:59:00,717 - You know? Deal with that! - Yeah, man! 977 00:59:00,794 --> 00:59:02,728 - You know what I mean? - Yeah! 978 00:59:02,796 --> 00:59:05,162 - Fuckin' mad. Bollocks. - I mean, you know, 979 00:59:05,232 --> 00:59:07,894 we're not in hospital and that, but we're not normal, are we? 980 00:59:10,403 --> 00:59:12,735 Look. Are we fuck. 981 00:59:12,806 --> 00:59:16,606 [ Laughing ] 982 00:59:16,676 --> 00:59:19,338 Oh, my God, look at your eyes. Look at yours. 983 00:59:19,412 --> 00:59:22,506 You're fucked. You're sl-- Look at that! 984 00:59:22,582 --> 00:59:24,516 - Oh, my God! - I'm fucked. 985 00:59:24,584 --> 00:59:26,518 - Oh, my God! Oh, my, no! - You're fucked! 986 00:59:26,586 --> 00:59:28,520 - You're fucked! - You're so fucked! 987 00:59:28,588 --> 00:59:31,056 - No, no. Oh, you're-- - And look at me. 988 00:59:31,124 --> 00:59:33,786 No, I'm all right. I'm all right. 989 00:59:33,860 --> 00:59:36,055 - I'm looking fine. I feel fine. - Yeah. 990 00:59:36,129 --> 00:59:38,063 - Little bit tired I'm all right. - Yeah, well-- 991 00:59:38,131 --> 00:59:40,065 - Morning. Morning! - Morning. 992 00:59:40,133 --> 00:59:42,067 - Morning. Nurse. - [ Whistling ] 993 00:59:42,135 --> 00:59:44,126 - Nurse! - I need a piss pot. 994 00:59:44,204 --> 00:59:46,764 - I need a piss pot and a pan. - And a-- And a brush. 995 00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,536 - And a brush and a doctor. - And some Haagen-Dazs. 996 00:59:49,609 --> 00:59:52,077 - And some-- [ Laughs ] - And a-- And a ho! 997 00:59:52,145 --> 00:59:54,136 - Fuck it! Bring me a ho! - Bring me all that shit! 998 00:59:54,214 --> 00:59:59,277 - We gonna eat tonight! - I need a normal doctor 'cause I'm fucked! 999 01:00:05,325 --> 01:00:07,793 - I'm fucked. - [ Laughs ] 1000 01:00:07,961 --> 01:00:10,054 [ Door Opens ] 1001 01:00:12,465 --> 01:00:16,993 Now we've reached the hour of spliff politics. 1002 01:00:17,070 --> 01:00:21,666 It's the time of the night when everyone knows who's got a spliff... 1003 01:00:21,741 --> 01:00:23,800 and in which direction it's going. 1004 01:00:23,877 --> 01:00:25,811 See Casey in the hood? 1005 01:00:25,879 --> 01:00:30,942 He doesn't know Herbie, the kid skinning up next to him. 1006 01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:37,581 But to get a toke, he's got to start up some bullshit conversation, 1007 01:00:37,657 --> 01:00:40,490 and keep it going until he gets passed the spliff. 1008 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,757 Smells like soap bar to me. Can't fault a bit of solid. 1009 01:00:43,830 --> 01:00:45,991 Now look at Herbie's face. 1010 01:00:46,066 --> 01:00:50,435 He knows what's up. He's just hoping Casey will run out of steam... 1011 01:00:50,503 --> 01:00:55,531 so that he can pass the spliff to his mate Felix. 1012 01:00:55,609 --> 01:00:58,043 But Casey's determined to keep on going. 1013 01:00:58,111 --> 01:01:02,013 - I grows my own shit too. -[ Marks ] He's got to be clever to get in there. 1014 01:01:02,082 --> 01:01:04,107 Just a few more laps to go. 1015 01:01:04,184 --> 01:01:07,278 Casey is doing well. He's using all his best anecdotes, 1016 01:01:07,354 --> 01:01:11,120 and Herbie now seems quite engaged in the conversation. 1017 01:01:11,191 --> 01:01:13,716 - Felix is trying to get acknowledged. - Yeah, man. 1018 01:01:13,793 --> 01:01:15,784 Fuckin' homegrown. 1019 01:01:19,566 --> 01:01:21,693 Yeah, man, that homegrown shit's good, man. 1020 01:01:21,768 --> 01:01:25,568 - But it's not working. - Ah, I just remembered, man. 1021 01:01:25,639 --> 01:01:30,338 Millsy's coming down next week with some Thai. Go out and hoof it, man. 1022 01:01:30,410 --> 01:01:33,470 Now it looks like it's all been a waste of time and energy. 1023 01:01:33,546 --> 01:01:36,071 - Millsy? Millsy from Roath? - Yeah. 1024 01:01:36,149 --> 01:01:39,209 - But he counters. - Oh, I knows Millsy from down Silhouettes. 1025 01:01:39,286 --> 01:01:41,720 It's neck and neck here at the last lap. 1026 01:01:41,788 --> 01:01:44,382 - Hello, my little space kitten. - Fuckin' hell! 1027 01:01:44,457 --> 01:01:47,017 - Give us a toke on that. - Boomshanka! 1028 01:01:49,129 --> 01:01:52,690 An interception! 1029 01:01:52,766 --> 01:01:54,791 But that's always the chance you take. 1030 01:01:54,868 --> 01:01:57,063 [ Door Closes ] 1031 01:01:57,237 --> 01:02:01,037 [ Lulu ] Round and round the garden like a teddy bear. 1032 01:02:01,107 --> 01:02:04,076 [Jip Chuckles ] Who's your teddy bear? 1033 01:02:05,812 --> 01:02:09,111 - One step, two steps-- - Don't tickle me, don't tickle me. 1034 01:02:09,182 --> 01:02:11,173 - Seriously. - I'm not going to. 1035 01:02:11,251 --> 01:02:13,344 I'm not gonna tickle you. I promise. 1036 01:02:13,420 --> 01:02:15,354 - Come here. - Where's your hand going? 1037 01:02:15,422 --> 01:02:17,913 I'm not gonna tickle you. I promise. 1038 01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:23,561 [ Thinking ] Please kiss me. Come on. 1039 01:02:23,630 --> 01:02:27,361 [ Thinking ] I don't know whether I'm reading this wrongly because I'm off my tits, 1040 01:02:27,434 --> 01:02:29,698 but does she want me to kiss her? 1041 01:02:29,769 --> 01:02:31,703 I'm gonna have to make the first move. 1042 01:02:31,771 --> 01:02:34,296 He's probably more nervous than I am. 1043 01:02:34,374 --> 01:02:37,775 I want to, but I'm scared. 1044 01:02:37,844 --> 01:02:41,610 If I've got this wrong, it will be so humiliating. 1045 01:03:07,507 --> 01:03:09,805 You know, it's like Vader, man, you know. 1046 01:03:09,876 --> 01:03:12,936 Bongin' really hard with a chest like that. 1047 01:03:16,616 --> 01:03:20,313 And, um, R2D2 when-- when he's-- 1048 01:03:20,387 --> 01:03:23,413 Remember that when, uh-- 1049 01:03:23,490 --> 01:03:26,118 You know-- Fuck it. 1050 01:03:35,368 --> 01:03:38,360 - You're a waste of time. -[ Dialogue Rewinds ] 1051 01:03:38,438 --> 01:03:41,805 Jip,just relax, man. Chill. It's no big deal. 1052 01:03:44,344 --> 01:03:48,280 I don't understand why you can't have sex with me. 1053 01:03:48,348 --> 01:03:50,543 -Sex with me. -[ Karen ] What's wrong? 1054 01:03:50,617 --> 01:03:55,179 Are you okay? I've never had that happen to me before. 1055 01:04:04,130 --> 01:04:06,155 There's no rush. 1056 01:04:07,667 --> 01:04:10,864 Don't be nervous. You're with me, remember? 1057 01:04:13,139 --> 01:04:15,869 Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry. 1058 01:04:15,942 --> 01:04:18,172 And don't apologize. 1059 01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:22,942 Come here. Come here. 1060 01:04:29,556 --> 01:04:31,581 [Jip Exhales ] 1061 01:04:34,894 --> 01:04:38,352 [Jip Narrating ] Well, what goes up must come down. 1062 01:04:38,431 --> 01:04:41,366 And down... and down. 1063 01:04:41,434 --> 01:04:43,959 Everyone looks ill at the end of the night. 1064 01:04:44,037 --> 01:04:45,971 We've all lost the power of speech, 1065 01:04:46,039 --> 01:04:48,599 desperately avoiding eye contact. 1066 01:04:48,675 --> 01:04:51,872 Your new soul mate that you've been talking codshit to for the past five hours... 1067 01:04:51,945 --> 01:04:55,608 about the story of creation or the fourth Star Wars film... 1068 01:04:55,682 --> 01:04:57,616 is now a complete stranger. 1069 01:04:57,684 --> 01:04:59,618 You can't even look him in the eye. 1070 01:04:59,686 --> 01:05:02,416 The only thing you've got in common now is paranoia. 1071 01:05:02,489 --> 01:05:04,616 It's coming through the walls, man. 1072 01:05:04,691 --> 01:05:07,421 The children of ecstasy aren't safe anymore. 1073 01:05:07,494 --> 01:05:09,587 We're no longer all together as one, 1074 01:05:09,662 --> 01:05:14,656 but separate mental patients that yearn to be ejected out of this poisoned atmosphere... 1075 01:05:14,734 --> 01:05:17,760 to a warm bed and friendly therapists. 1076 01:05:17,837 --> 01:05:21,204 Reality's on her way. Where am I? 1077 01:05:21,274 --> 01:05:23,435 What have I done? 1078 01:05:23,510 --> 01:05:25,444 Was it worth it? 1079 01:05:25,512 --> 01:05:29,278 And by the way, what the fuck happened here? 1080 01:05:29,349 --> 01:05:33,217 All you have to look forward to now is unconsciousness, 1081 01:05:33,286 --> 01:05:35,880 but you can never sleep. 1082 01:05:41,794 --> 01:05:43,785 [ Male Voice ] Moff?. 1083 01:05:46,366 --> 01:05:48,891 Moff. 1084 01:05:48,968 --> 01:05:50,936 I hardly recognized you. 1085 01:05:51,004 --> 01:05:53,165 Who's there? 1086 01:05:53,239 --> 01:05:55,639 Reality? 1087 01:05:55,708 --> 01:05:59,940 Reality is that--is it you? Don't-- Don't fuckin' wind me up. 1088 01:06:00,013 --> 01:06:04,575 Moff,it's me. Honestly. Where the fuck have you been? 1089 01:06:04,651 --> 01:06:07,449 Reality, it's all-- It's all gone pear-shaped, mate. 1090 01:06:10,056 --> 01:06:12,149 I don't trust anybody in this room right now. 1091 01:06:12,225 --> 01:06:14,489 And they're my good fuckin' friends. I mean, Reality-- 1092 01:06:14,561 --> 01:06:18,520 What the fuck is going on? Wh-What's happening to me, for fuck's sake? 1093 01:06:18,598 --> 01:06:20,998 Moff,you've hammered it too much for too long. 1094 01:06:21,067 --> 01:06:24,127 Knock the drugs on the head. Clear out. 1095 01:06:24,203 --> 01:06:26,296 We can work together. 1096 01:07:55,595 --> 01:07:58,063 [ Karen's Voice ] You're a waste of time. 1097 01:07:58,131 --> 01:08:00,531 [Jip Thinking ] Go away. 1098 01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:04,092 Come on, stay with her. Stay with her. 1099 01:08:04,170 --> 01:08:06,764 [ Woman ] I don't understand why you can't have sex with me. 1100 01:08:06,839 --> 01:08:08,773 Shut up! 1101 01:08:11,010 --> 01:08:12,978 Come on, come on,Jip. Don't be afraid. 1102 01:08:13,046 --> 01:08:15,945 [ Karen's Voice ] I've never had that happen to me before. 1103 01:08:16,015 --> 01:08:18,209 [ Thinking ] Go on. Go with her. Go with her. Move her. 1104 01:08:18,283 --> 01:08:20,512 Move with her. 1105 01:08:20,585 --> 01:08:22,745 [ Lulu Thinking ] Go with him. 1106 01:08:28,527 --> 01:08:31,052 [ Thinking ] Oh, look at her. She's beautiful. 1107 01:08:31,129 --> 01:08:34,428 - Hello, you. - She's enjoying it. 1108 01:08:34,499 --> 01:08:36,490 Let it go. 1109 01:08:36,569 --> 01:08:39,003 Come on, feel what she's feeling. 1110 01:08:39,070 --> 01:08:41,266 - Come on, let it go. - You want to be with her. Go with it. 1111 01:08:41,337 --> 01:08:43,672 Let it go. 1112 01:08:43,743 --> 01:08:46,802 Let it go this time, Lu. 1113 01:08:53,351 --> 01:08:59,187 [ Techno ] 1114 01:09:13,506 --> 01:09:16,668 [ Rap, Indistinct ] 1115 01:09:30,020 --> 01:09:32,489 Ready 1116 01:09:32,557 --> 01:09:34,820 Steady, go 1117 01:09:34,893 --> 01:09:37,623 -Pow, pow, pow, pow pow, pow -[ Beeping ] 1118 01:09:37,695 --> 01:09:40,860 [ Gasps ] 1119 01:09:40,932 --> 01:09:43,298 No! No! No! 1120 01:09:44,770 --> 01:09:47,636 Fuck! No fuckin' way! 1121 01:09:47,707 --> 01:09:50,869 - [ Giggles ] - Oh, for fuck's sake! 1122 01:09:50,942 --> 01:09:54,435 No, no! You're fucking dreaming. It's a fu-- 1123 01:09:58,417 --> 01:10:00,351 Hey, bitch! 1124 01:10:01,921 --> 01:10:06,516 - Wake up, bitch. - [ Yawns ] 1125 01:10:06,592 --> 01:10:11,086 - Come on. - Oh, here he is. Kickin' chicken. 1126 01:10:11,163 --> 01:10:13,962 -So what's the news, baby pop? - [ Laughs ] 1127 01:10:14,033 --> 01:10:18,401 Uh, life's amazing. [ Screaming ] 1128 01:10:18,471 --> 01:10:22,532 [ Screams ] Congratulations 1129 01:10:22,608 --> 01:10:26,840 ? And celebrations Cool it, tune it cool it, baby ? 1130 01:10:26,913 --> 01:10:30,075 - ? Cool it, babe - [ Laughs ] 1131 01:10:30,149 --> 01:10:32,845 Hey, welcome back to the world of sex, mate. 1132 01:10:32,918 --> 01:10:35,717 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 1133 01:10:35,788 --> 01:10:40,248 Once more, I am a ''fucktioning'' human being! One more time! 1134 01:10:40,325 --> 01:10:43,886 Look at him, ladies. Live, ladies and gentlemen, he's a star! 1135 01:10:43,962 --> 01:10:45,896 [ Humming ] Eh, eh, eh. 1136 01:10:45,965 --> 01:10:49,230 What the fuck was I worried about, man? 1137 01:10:49,302 --> 01:10:52,203 I told you, man, didn't I? Overthinking of the stupid little things, mate. 1138 01:10:52,270 --> 01:10:57,333 Mate, mate. Oh! [ Laughs ] 1139 01:10:57,409 --> 01:11:00,901 That's the story of my life, man. It's the story of my life. 1140 01:11:00,980 --> 01:11:04,642 - Oi, oi, oi. - [ Humming ] 1141 01:11:04,717 --> 01:11:07,776 -She, uh-- - What? 1142 01:11:07,854 --> 01:11:10,048 Did she, uh-- 1143 01:11:10,122 --> 01:11:12,818 - What? - You know. 1144 01:11:12,891 --> 01:11:14,950 [ Laughs ] What? 1145 01:11:15,026 --> 01:11:18,325 - What we were talking about the other day, mate? - I'm not answering that one. 1146 01:11:18,396 --> 01:11:22,093 - Go on. - No, no. That's disgusting. No, I'm not telling you that. 1147 01:11:22,168 --> 01:11:26,264 - What? - No. It's a personal thing between two human beings. 1148 01:11:26,338 --> 01:11:29,172 - Fuck off!. - No, forget it. I'm not answering that question. 1149 01:11:29,242 --> 01:11:32,507 Shut up! I'm your mate. 1150 01:11:32,578 --> 01:11:36,275 - Yeah. - [ Laughing ] 1151 01:11:36,349 --> 01:11:39,044 Big time! 1152 01:11:40,151 --> 01:11:44,179 [ Laughs ] Go on with your bad self!. 1153 01:11:44,257 --> 01:11:45,985 - Bitch! - Bitch! 1154 01:11:46,057 --> 01:11:48,025 You dirty bitch! [ Laughs ] 1155 01:11:48,093 --> 01:11:51,063 No, I'm telling you, it has never happened to me like that before. 1156 01:11:51,130 --> 01:11:55,260 I mean, I've had that, you know, sort of release of pleasure, but nothing like this. 1157 01:11:55,333 --> 01:11:58,962 I mean, it just came out of nowhere. I didn't have to concentrate or anything. 1158 01:11:59,038 --> 01:12:03,668 And when it did, fuck me! It was just like-- Ah! 1159 01:12:03,743 --> 01:12:06,507 Ah! Ah! 1160 01:12:06,578 --> 01:12:10,173 - [ Laughing ] - Oh, it's the most amazing feeling. 1161 01:12:10,248 --> 01:12:12,182 Did your eyes go all blurry? 1162 01:12:12,251 --> 01:12:15,276 Blurry? I went fuckin' blind for about 1 0 minutes! 1163 01:12:15,354 --> 01:12:19,221 And then he started running his finger all over my skin, 1164 01:12:19,292 --> 01:12:22,056 and it went all tingly, and I was shaking all over. 1165 01:12:22,128 --> 01:12:25,859 - Oh, it was fucking lush! - So-- 1166 01:12:25,931 --> 01:12:30,891 ? How big was his dick 1167 01:12:30,970 --> 01:12:32,904 Shut up. I can't tell you that. 1168 01:12:32,971 --> 01:12:36,840 - This big. - [ Laughing ] 1169 01:12:36,909 --> 01:12:39,503 But it fits like bric-a-brac. 1170 01:12:39,578 --> 01:12:42,842 It comes out from the root and then goes off to the side with a little twist. 1171 01:12:42,914 --> 01:12:45,543 - Diversive. - It certainly hit the spot. 1172 01:12:45,618 --> 01:12:48,086 [ Laughing ] 1173 01:12:57,262 --> 01:12:59,891 Another kid dead from taking ecstasy this week. 1174 01:13:01,566 --> 01:13:05,059 Don't know what possesses them to take it in the first place. 1175 01:13:05,136 --> 01:13:08,128 Some children just don't have the correct upbringing. 1176 01:13:08,207 --> 01:13:12,109 The parents must neglect them, and they turn to drugs as an escape. 1177 01:13:12,177 --> 01:13:15,704 No discipline. No morality. 1178 01:13:17,283 --> 01:13:19,877 No respect. 1179 01:13:19,952 --> 01:13:21,886 I just don't understand the youth of today. 1180 01:13:24,123 --> 01:13:26,056 - [ Beeps ] -[ Dialogue Rewinds ] 1181 01:13:26,124 --> 01:13:28,355 I just don't understand the youth of today. 1182 01:13:28,427 --> 01:13:32,056 - [ Beeps, Rewinds ] - I just don't understand the youth of today. 1183 01:13:32,131 --> 01:13:35,065 [ Laughing ] 1184 01:13:35,133 --> 01:13:39,194 Oh, spot on, mate. Spot on. 1185 01:13:39,270 --> 01:13:44,641 - [ Beeps, Rewinds ] - No discipline, no morality, no respect. 1186 01:13:44,709 --> 01:13:47,042 - Some children just don't have the correct upbringing. - [ Beeps, Rewinds ] 1187 01:13:47,113 --> 01:13:50,082 Some children just don't have the correct upbringing. 1188 01:13:50,149 --> 01:13:52,913 - Another kid dead. - Parents must neglect them. - [ Beeps ] 1189 01:13:52,985 --> 01:13:55,248 - I just don't understand the youth of-- - No morality. 1190 01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:58,154 - Drugs as an escape. - No discipline. - Die! 1191 01:13:58,224 --> 01:14:01,318 Yeah! We're just some happy fucking sitcom, ain't we? 1192 01:14:01,394 --> 01:14:05,421 Perfect life, perfect family, perfect fucking dining table. 1193 01:14:05,498 --> 01:14:07,431 Well, give yourself a round of applause. 1194 01:14:07,499 --> 01:14:11,128 Please! I swear, sometimes we're living on different planets... 1195 01:14:11,203 --> 01:14:15,264 because there is no fucking way of communicating with you all. 1196 01:14:15,341 --> 01:14:17,672 Who the fuck are you people anyway, eh? 1197 01:14:17,743 --> 01:14:20,007 Who the fuck are ya? 1198 01:14:27,153 --> 01:14:31,556 So, how was your weekend, Louise? 1199 01:14:31,623 --> 01:14:36,253 - I had a really excellent time, thanks, Auntie Violet. - What did you do? 1200 01:14:36,328 --> 01:14:39,559 Um, we all went to a club on Friday night, 1201 01:14:39,632 --> 01:14:43,659 and then we went to Connie's parents' house for a big party. 1202 01:14:43,735 --> 01:14:48,935 - How did you get there? -Jip drove us. 1203 01:14:49,007 --> 01:14:53,172 - He hadn't been drinking? - No, no. 1204 01:14:53,244 --> 01:14:56,112 No, he hadn't touched a drop. 1205 01:14:56,181 --> 01:14:58,207 And, uh-- [ Clears Throat ] 1206 01:14:58,284 --> 01:15:00,309 How is Jip? 1207 01:15:00,386 --> 01:15:04,345 He's really, really well. Thanks, Auntie Violet. 1208 01:15:06,025 --> 01:15:07,958 [ Chuckles ] 1209 01:15:16,267 --> 01:15:18,633 Tah-dah! 1210 01:15:21,306 --> 01:15:25,175 - Who are they for? - They're for you because you deserve it. 1211 01:15:27,011 --> 01:15:29,139 And much, much more. 1212 01:15:31,316 --> 01:15:33,511 [ Kisses ] Oh,Jip. 1213 01:15:35,820 --> 01:15:38,311 Oh, they're beautiful. You shouldn't have. 1214 01:15:38,390 --> 01:15:41,086 Yeah, I should. 1215 01:15:41,159 --> 01:15:43,093 What's for dinner? 1216 01:15:43,162 --> 01:15:46,029 - Wait and see. - [ Laughs ] 1217 01:15:48,266 --> 01:15:51,930 ? ? 1218 01:16:30,708 --> 01:16:33,199 -[ Stops Abruptly ] - Cunt. 1219 01:16:44,690 --> 01:16:49,787 Listen. Listen, youse. Listen. I really need to tell you something. 1220 01:16:49,862 --> 01:16:54,822 - I'm off the drugs big time No, I mean it. No. - [ Laughing ] 1221 01:16:54,900 --> 01:16:57,300 I'm really being serious. 1222 01:16:57,369 --> 01:16:59,802 Listen to me. 1223 01:16:59,872 --> 01:17:04,104 I've had my head up my arse for so long, 1224 01:17:04,176 --> 01:17:06,235 all I can do is think shit. 1225 01:17:06,311 --> 01:17:08,279 - [ Laughing ] - No, listen to me. I-- I'm-- 1226 01:17:08,346 --> 01:17:13,682 Listen. I'm sick of feeling like the advert for a methadone program. 1227 01:17:13,752 --> 01:17:16,413 - I'm-- I'm-- I just, I'm-- -[Jip ] Don't give me that shit. 1228 01:17:16,488 --> 01:17:19,184 The only reason you're off the drugs, right, is 'cause you fuckin'had 'em all, man. 1229 01:17:19,257 --> 01:17:21,453 [ Laughing ] 1230 01:17:21,526 --> 01:17:24,427 Future generations of fuckin' dopeheads are gonna have to toke your ashes... 1231 01:17:24,496 --> 01:17:26,690 -just to get high. - [ Laughing ] 1232 01:17:26,765 --> 01:17:28,789 No, no, I'm really being serious,yeah. 1233 01:17:28,867 --> 01:17:32,064 I'm-- I'm-- I'm coming apart at the seams,Jip. 1234 01:17:32,136 --> 01:17:34,367 I'm, uh-- [ Sighs ] 1235 01:17:34,440 --> 01:17:36,408 I'm-- I'm dissolving. That's what happening to me. 1236 01:17:36,475 --> 01:17:39,774 I'm-- I'm-- I'm dissolving. I'm-- I'm-- I'm-- 1237 01:17:39,845 --> 01:17:42,814 What I'm trying to say is, um-- 1238 01:17:42,881 --> 01:17:46,408 Another couple of good pills, and-- and that's it for me. 1239 01:17:46,485 --> 01:17:49,419 It's good night, Vienna. I mean, I really feel I'm gonna, uh-- 1240 01:17:49,488 --> 01:17:53,218 Oh, it sounds like clubber's comedown chorus to me, sweetheart. 1241 01:17:53,292 --> 01:17:56,523 - Yeah,you know it. - It's not like we're gonna be doing this forever. 1242 01:17:56,595 --> 01:17:59,996 I mean, we'll all get bored of it, eventually. 1243 01:18:01,833 --> 01:18:05,633 Hey, when a comedown outweighs the good times, 1244 01:18:05,703 --> 01:18:08,172 you know the party's over, man. 1245 01:18:08,239 --> 01:18:10,708 - Mmm. - I mean, Friday was a classic, yeah. 1246 01:18:10,775 --> 01:18:12,903 - Friday rocked. - Classic. 1247 01:18:12,977 --> 01:18:16,641 But... I've definitely got to take some time out... 1248 01:18:16,715 --> 01:18:19,206 to pick up the pieces, man, and that's that. 1249 01:18:19,284 --> 01:18:22,550 - Yeah, fair enough. -And that's-- That's what I'm saying to ya. 1250 01:18:22,621 --> 01:18:25,488 Um, the honeymoon's over, Koop, it's over. 1251 01:18:25,556 --> 01:18:28,923 Uh, it's not fucking worth it. I-- I'm-- 1252 01:18:28,994 --> 01:18:31,325 That's it for me. I've had me lot. I mean, you know-- 1253 01:18:31,396 --> 01:18:34,092 Youse do what you gotta do, but I'm fuckin', that's it. 1254 01:18:34,166 --> 01:18:36,760 I mean, it's no more drugs for me. That's my lot. That's it. 1255 01:18:43,941 --> 01:18:46,069 Drinks anyone? 1256 01:18:46,145 --> 01:18:48,409 Moff?. 1257 01:18:48,480 --> 01:18:51,074 - I'll have a pint of vodka, mate. Just a little drop of Coke. -[ Laughing ] 1258 01:18:51,150 --> 01:18:53,709 I'll have a bottle of Prozac. Yeah, nice. 1259 01:18:57,056 --> 01:19:00,617 [ Lulu ] I can't believe all this time we've been going off with other people, 1260 01:19:00,693 --> 01:19:04,128 looking for the right person and just not finding them. 1261 01:19:04,195 --> 01:19:06,130 I know. It's weird, isn't it? 1262 01:19:06,198 --> 01:19:08,132 I mean, anything could've happened, do you know what I mean? 1263 01:19:08,199 --> 01:19:10,168 To change the events of last Friday. 1264 01:19:10,235 --> 01:19:13,568 And it'd just be normal now. It'd be just like-- We'd just be friends. 1265 01:19:13,639 --> 01:19:15,766 No! Don't say that! 1266 01:19:15,841 --> 01:19:19,936 I mean, you've always been there, but I've just never thought of you that way. 1267 01:19:20,011 --> 01:19:22,105 And all of a sudden, these past couple of months, 1268 01:19:22,181 --> 01:19:25,810 - it's just been like, ''Jip? Hmm.'' - Mm-hmm. 1269 01:19:27,586 --> 01:19:29,985 God, man, I know exactly when this happened as well. 1270 01:19:30,055 --> 01:19:32,023 - I know exactly when this happened. - When? 1271 01:19:32,091 --> 01:19:34,582 Around your house, right? It was about three weeks ago. 1272 01:19:34,659 --> 01:19:37,322 We're lying on your bed, we're hugging, we're coming down. 1273 01:19:37,395 --> 01:19:39,921 - Remember? - Oh, yeah! Coming down! Absolutely. 1274 01:19:39,998 --> 01:19:42,364 - We were just keeping it legal. - Barely. 1275 01:19:42,434 --> 01:19:47,302 - Yeah, barely. - Life is full of fucking surprises, man. 1276 01:19:47,373 --> 01:19:49,864 I mean, like, a minute ago, I was thinking, 1277 01:19:49,941 --> 01:19:52,637 '' Fuckin' hell! I'm never gonna have sex again for the rest of my life.'' 1278 01:19:52,711 --> 01:19:55,179 And now I'm thinking, ''I'm having the best sex I've ever had... 1279 01:19:55,247 --> 01:19:58,181 with somebody I've loved for years,'' you know what I mean? 1280 01:19:58,249 --> 01:20:01,047 And, darling, it's only going to get better. 1281 01:20:01,119 --> 01:20:03,850 - Now kiss me. - Darling, 1282 01:20:03,922 --> 01:20:08,586 - I'm going to fuck your brains out. - [ Laughs ] 1283 01:20:29,515 --> 01:20:33,212 [Jip Narrating ] Well, that's almost it from me and my friends. 1284 01:20:33,284 --> 01:20:35,218 Back to mundane Monday. 1285 01:20:35,287 --> 01:20:39,347 I guess my point is, I think we're all fucked up in our own way,you know? 1286 01:20:39,425 --> 01:20:41,359 But we're all doing it together. 1287 01:20:41,427 --> 01:20:43,360 We're freestyling on the buckled wheel of life, 1288 01:20:43,429 --> 01:20:45,863 trapped in a world of internal dialogue. 1289 01:20:45,931 --> 01:20:50,128 Like Bill Hicks said, ''It's an insane world, 1290 01:20:50,202 --> 01:20:52,136 but I'm proud to be part of it. '' 1291 01:20:52,203 --> 01:20:55,970 All 1292 01:20:57,309 --> 01:21:01,746 Together as one 1293 01:21:01,814 --> 01:21:06,182 All 1294 01:21:06,251 --> 01:21:11,882 Together as one 1295 01:21:11,957 --> 01:21:16,394 All 1296 01:21:16,462 --> 01:21:22,297 Together as one 1297 01:21:22,367 --> 01:21:26,700 All 1298 01:21:26,771 --> 01:21:32,471 Together as one 1299 01:21:32,543 --> 01:21:36,105 -[ Man ] This is a beautiful day. -All 1300 01:21:36,181 --> 01:21:42,814 - It is a new day. - Together as one 1301 01:21:42,887 --> 01:21:47,221 -All - This is a beautiful day. 1302 01:21:47,292 --> 01:21:52,059 - Together as one - It is a new day. 1303 01:21:52,130 --> 01:21:57,396 - We are together. -All 1304 01:21:57,468 --> 01:22:00,438 - We are together. - Together as one 1305 01:22:00,506 --> 01:22:03,633 We are unified, we are together. 1306 01:22:03,708 --> 01:22:07,645 All 1307 01:22:07,712 --> 01:22:13,150 Together as one 1308 01:22:13,217 --> 01:22:16,381 - 'Cause together, we've got the power. -All 1309 01:22:16,454 --> 01:22:23,418 -Apart, we've got to powwow. - Together as one 1310 01:22:23,494 --> 01:22:28,056 - We are together. -All 1311 01:22:28,132 --> 01:22:33,662 Together as one 1312 01:22:33,739 --> 01:22:37,766 [ Techno ] 1313 01:22:37,842 --> 01:22:39,901 It ain't gonna be me 1314 01:22:52,024 --> 01:22:54,015 It ain't gonna be me 1315 01:23:20,552 --> 01:23:22,543 It ain't gonna be me