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Do you want to hear a story?
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I have to warn you, it's a disturbing one.
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And it took place right here
in this peaceful, idyllic town of Vernon.
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35 years ago,
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three girls were found brutally murdered.
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On October 27, 1987,
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Tiffany Clark was found butchered
in her family garage,
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stabbed 16 times on the night
of her sweet 16th birthday.
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At a cabin in the woods,
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16-year-old Marisa Song
was killed two days later.
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Also stabbed 16 times.
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And two days after that,
on Halloween night,
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16-year-old Heather Hernandez
was stabbed 16 times
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in the parking lot of Billy's Boardwalk.
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The murderer vanished.
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According to eyewitnesses,
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the Sweet 16 Killer
wore all black and a mask,
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which has become infamous in Vernon,
where every Halloween,
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people still dress up as the murderer.
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Welcome to
The Sweet 16 Killer Podcast Tour,
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brought to you by true crime journalist
Chris Dubasage.
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I'm your host Chris Dubasage.
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To my left, the home of Tiffany Clark,
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the Sweet 16 Killer's first victim.
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It has since been
turned into a Zatta Burger.
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Hey, murder tour.
Can I interest anyone
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in a free sample of our Zatta Fry Holes?
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- Oh, thank you.
- Uh, yes, it was here
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that the Sweet 16 Killer
began their murderous rampage
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- through the town of Vernon.
- Hi.
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- Thank you.
- Killing three people.
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I don't know about you,
but when I think serial killer,
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I think, like, at least six people.
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Thank you, Angie. We appreciate that.
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Let's give it up for Angie,
who wishes there were more people killed.
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- I...
- Okay.
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Moving on to our next crime scene.
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How are we gonna eat this?
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I don't know.
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♪ When the gold's in our fingers
Glittering in our snifters ♪
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♪ We'll look at this time
'Cause we'll never forget ♪
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♪ When we ignored the friction
When they told us it's fiction ♪
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♪ When we kept on running
When our feet got wet ♪
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- Jamie.
- ♪ We take... ♪
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Too loud.
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I am just trying to save your eardrums.
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Oh, God.
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Wish you'd pick a band
where I didn't know the lead singer.
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I mean, Eddie Royal was
such a jerk in high school.
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Well, he's amazing now
and owns a clean water charity, so...
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Honey, he's giving the middle finger.
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Yeah, to single-use plastic.
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Jamie, if you're gonna borrow my things,
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at least take care of them.
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This is vintage.
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I didn't leave it there.
I was about to put it on.
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I'm meeting Amelia.
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Wait.
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Jamie.
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You're meeting Amelia? For what?
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She won two tickets
to the Killer Instinkt concert.
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Hey, honey, check this out.
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Norm Dubasage is reporting
from the hurricane in Florida.
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{\an8}- God is angry tonight, Tom...
- I mean, it's incredible.
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{\an8}He doesn't even have his hood up.
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I think he might get
a second Pulitzer for this.
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Sweetie, how about we all stay in
and-and hand out Halloween candy together?
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You love doing that.
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No, Mom, you love doing that.
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Oh, my God, Dad, what are you wearing?
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What?
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I'm Zac Efron.
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But, you know, back in the day,
I used to be jacked just like him.
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Okay. And, Mom, how come
you're not wearing a costume?
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I am.
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I am Molly Ringwald in The Breakfast Club.
Hmm?
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Oh. Okay, right.
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Honey, who else is going to the concert?
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God, what's the big deal, guys?
I'll be home by curfew.
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Sweetheart, you know how hard
this time of year is for us.
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I mean, especially now that...
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you're the same age as we were.
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So I can't go to a concert because
your friends were murdered 35 years ago?
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Okay.
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I would never have spoke
to my mother like that.
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Well, you don't speak
to Grandma at all, so...
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I'm just saying, it's not 1987 anymore.
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You can track my location.
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I have key chain pepper spray,
a rape alarm.
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You've made me take self-defense classes
since I was seven.
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You gave me a protective crystal
you got from a psychic.
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We're just trying to keep you safe.
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Oh, my God, Mom. You need to stop, okay?
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This has nothing to do with me.
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You know, I sort of wish
you guys would just get over it.
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Go. Fine, go.
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But your father is driving you,
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he's waiting till it's over,
and he's driving you back home.
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What's up?
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Nothing. Um, just a-a group mom chat.
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- It's not...
- Okay. Dad, let's go.
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I don't want to miss the opener.
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Honey.
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Stay safe, honey. I love you.
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You know, when you sit in the back
like I'm an Uber driver,
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it kind of hurts my feelings.
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Dad, please.
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One star.
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Hey, I-I thought
you're going to get Amelia.
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Yeah, I texted her we're here.
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Why don't you just knock?
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No, Dad.
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It's so rude. Ugh.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Hey, Ms. Creston.
- Hi, Jamie.
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Have fun at the concert.
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- I did bring weed gummies. Sativa.
- Thank God.
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- Thank God.
- I got you.
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Hey, Lauren.
Uh, doing anything fun tonight?
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Just going to work.
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Weirdly, the manufacturing industry
doesn't celebrate Halloween.
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- All right. Uh, good to see you.
- Let's go.
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We need to be there, like, yesterday.
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Would you stop?
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- Can I stop? Can you go?
- Yes, I will.
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- Oh, what do I have here?
- Trick or treat!
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Happy Halloween.
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Oh, I love these costumes.
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An old-school witch.
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Come on, kids. Time to head home.
Happy Halloween.
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Yeah. Happy Halloween.
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Why do they even bother
putting these in the variety pack?
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Oh, my God.
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Okay.
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Oh, I hate these costumes.
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Sorry, I'm a bit on edge.
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Trick-or-treating by yourself?
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Okay, this really isn't funny.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my... No.
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Calling the police.
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I've been worried about being murdered
since I was 16.
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You thought I wouldn't be prepared?
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The cops will be here any second.
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What?
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Help! Help!
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Help!
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No! No!
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Stop.
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Trick or treat.
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I'm at the home of the Hughes family,
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where beloved member of the community
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and my friend Pam Hughes
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was just murdered.
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Stabbed 16 times.
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Police have yet to release
an official statement,
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but judging by the eyewitness accounts,
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the Sweet 16 Killer has returned.
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Which means no one is safe.
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Of the many challenges
I've faced as your principal,
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none could have prepared me
for something like this,
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saying goodbye to my dear friend
and your guidance counselor Pam Hughes.
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Jamie, our prayers are
with your family during this tragic time.
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But we're not just dealing with grief,
are we?
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We're also dealing with
the return of the Sweet 16 Killer.
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I'd like to turn it over to Coach Finkle,
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who's going to, uh, talk us through
some self-defense moves.
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Yeah, so, uh,
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the first thing you want to do
if you see the killer is run.
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Remember,
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avoid the knife...
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keep your life.
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Go, Devils.
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Jamie, can we speak with you for a second?
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I'd rather not,
but that question sounded rhetorical.
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What's up?
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I know it's hard to lose someone
that you love.
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Your mom was always such a wonderful lady.
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She was always so nice to me.
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Can you stop saying "was"?
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I'm sorry.
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Listen, the sheriff has
some questions for you.
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You know where your dad was
the night your mom was murdered?
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Jesus, Kara, you don't want
to warm up to that?
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My dad didn't kill my mom.
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What do you know about your mom's
relationship with Chris Dubasage?
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The murder tour podcast guy? I don't...
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They didn't have a relationship.
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We looked at her phone.
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Lot of texts between those two.
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Is your dad the jealous type?
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You've always hated my dad.
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But maybe it's time to let go
of whatever old high school bullshit
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you've been hanging on to
and do what your broke-ass rent-a-cop dad
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failed to do 35 years ago
and catch the fucking killer!
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Billy the Beaver...
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"...fun."
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Billy the Beaver...
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"...fun."
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- Billy the Beaver...
- Sorry.
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...four, three,
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two, one.
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Sequence failed.
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Why are they having the science fair
in the most haunted place imaginable?
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Principal Summers got it for free.
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- You know, to help bring people back in.
- Mm.
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This used to be the place
to hang in Vernon,
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but now it's just another stop
on the murder tour.
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Is this seriously your project?
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A photo booth?
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- It's more than just a photo booth, Derek.
- What is it, then?
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Something that's gonna
change the world as we know it.
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But good luck with your compost.
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Box of shit vegetables.
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When are you gonna tell people
you're building a time machine?
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When I actually make
a time machine that works.
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If you tell people it's possible
and it isn't possible,
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then you're just the lunatic
that tried to invent time travel.
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You really think you can do it?
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I think I'm close.
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Have you at least told your mom
you're using her designs?
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No.
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She'd just tell me not to bother.
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You know, I think she almost had it.
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But she just gave up.
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I'm gonna show her
just how brilliant she really is.
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If I can get this thing to work.
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What's wrong with it?
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I don't know.
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I thought it had something to do
with the Wi-Fi.
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- It has Wi-Fi?
- Yeah, it needs it.
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To sync with your phone's GPS.
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Without it, the chrono-locator can't make
sure you come back to the same place,
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and you'll just be, like,
floating around in space.
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Hmm.
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{\an8}Why is it set to October 27, 1987?
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Oh, well, um, because that's the day
that the first murder happened.
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I just thought that if we could stop
the Sweet 16 Killer from
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killing in the first place...
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My mom would still be alive.
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In an emergency episode
of The Sweet 16 Killer Podcast,
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the killer has returned.
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Tiffany Clark, Marisa Song,
Heather Hernandez
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and now, 35 years later, Pam Hughes.
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What made him come back?
Why now? And why her?
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And is the killer still lurking
in the shadows,
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stalking his next victim,
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or is he hiding in plain sight?
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Police once again have no clues
to the whereabouts of the killer.
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He could be hiding anywhere,
watching, waiting...
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Oh. Sorry.
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Uh, I just... Are-are you hungry?
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00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,338
I ordered us some pizza.
253
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:06,549
No. No. Thanks, Dad.
254
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,095
I didn't know
that you listened to that podcast.
255
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,597
Was Mom friends with Chris Dubasage?
256
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:14,766
Sheriff Lim said they texted.
257
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,142
No.
258
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:19,187
She wasn't friends with Douchebasage.
259
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,980
The guy's a vulture.
260
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:23,983
He turned tragic murders
into entertainment.
261
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,402
Then why would she text him?
262
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,154
Because she wanted to help
find the killer.
263
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,908
The cops gave up a long time ago.
264
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,452
Chris was the only one
still investigating.
265
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,621
So you knew him in high school?
266
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,832
Uh, I mean, we all knew each other.
267
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:43,461
He had a crush on your mom,
and her and I were still friends then.
268
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:48,091
We didn't get together until much later
when we got home from college.
269
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,010
But, I mean, thank God
we didn't get together in high school
270
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,887
because it would've never lasted.
271
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,812
I remember when we found out
we were pregnant with you.
272
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,481
We were down at the boardwalk and...
273
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:07,235
and we went on the Quantum Drop,
you know, the-the ride.
274
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,656
We were both throwing up so much, and...
275
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:16,786
and your mom kept throwing up,
and so she took a pregnancy test,
276
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,079
and that was it.
277
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,206
We got you.
278
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:24,794
Now, do me a favor.
279
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,255
Stop listening to Chris Dubasage.
280
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:29,591
Jamie.
281
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:31,342
Hi.
282
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,680
- Chris.
- I know.
283
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:39,058
I am so sorry about your loss.
284
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,832
- Would you mind if I recorded this?
- Were you and my mom having an affair?
285
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,483
Of course not.
286
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,193
We were just friends.
287
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,861
She wanted to help find the killer.
288
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,697
Why would she keep that a secret?
289
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:54,240
I-I don't know.
290
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,161
I mean, your dad
isn't exactly my biggest fan.
291
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,705
Hmm. He likes your dad, though.
292
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,582
Says he's gonna win another Pulitzer.
293
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:06,252
My podcast has won five Podsy Awards.
294
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,713
It's not the same thing.
295
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:09,881
No.
296
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:14,010
Did your mom ever
say anything to you about a note?
297
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,512
What note?
298
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:19,390
She got it back in 1987,
after the last murder.
299
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,518
She found it shoved into her locker.
300
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,238
She never told me about this.
301
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,281
She didn't tell anyone.
302
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:37,909
She said she was afraid to.
303
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,913
That it would make it real or something.
304
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:43,873
She told you?
305
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,709
She told me because it was a clue.
306
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,003
Who would want to torture her like that?
307
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:54,133
Let her live her entire life in fear,
wondering if one day was that day.
308
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,678
Jamie, wait.
309
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,531
Billy the Beaver...
310
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:01,015
"...fun."
311
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,684
Billy the Beaver...
312
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,310
"...fun."
313
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,409
Jamie.
314
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,035
- Oh, my God!
- No, it's me, it's me!
315
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,580
- Oh, my God.
- Did you just pepper-spray the witch?
316
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,040
Little bit. I need to talk to you.
317
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,543
I need your help to catch
the Sweet 16 Killer.
318
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,146
He tortured my mom her whole life, and
I can't let him keep getting away with...
319
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,673
Jamie!
320
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,383
Run!
321
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:38,303
Help! Help! Somebody, help! Help!
322
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,805
Help! Somebody, help!
323
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:41,973
Help!
324
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,958
Initializing sequence.
325
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,004
- Shit.
- Error. Error. Error. Error. Error.
326
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:16,090
...in five,
327
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:20,678
- four, three, two, one.
- Get away from me! Someone, help!
328
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,602
♪ Goddess on the mountaintop ♪
329
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,398
♪ Burning like a silver flame ♪
330
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,110
♪ The summit of beauty and love ♪
331
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,321
♪ And Venus was her name ♪
332
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,241
♪ She's got it ♪
333
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,953
♪ Yeah, baby, she's got it ♪
334
00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:33,668
♪ I'm your Venus, I'm your fire ♪
335
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,128
♪ At your desire ♪
336
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:38,506
♪ Well, I'm your Venus... ♪
337
00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,299
Yeah, it's right back here.
338
00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:41,426
No, sorry, you can't.
339
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:44,762
You can't use that.
That's, um, out of order.
340
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:46,723
- Oh, really?
- It's out of order.
341
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,766
- Oh.
- You can't use that.
342
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,143
Sorry.
343
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,313
By the way,
your shirt is super problematic.
344
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:55,982
Hmm?
345
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,692
Honey, I like your shirt.
346
00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:01,362
{\an8}♪ She's got it ♪
347
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,241
♪ Yeah, baby, she's got it... ♪
348
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,678
Billy the Beaver says,
349
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:10,246
"Have fun."
350
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,165
Billy the Beaver says, "Have fun."
351
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,417
- Oh, sorry.
- Sorry.
352
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,712
Um, excuse me. What year is it?
353
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,881
1987.
354
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:21,716
Oh, my God.
355
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:22,967
I know.
356
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:26,012
The '80s are almost over,
and I haven't even tried coke yet.
357
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,348
They don't know.
358
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,769
- I'm looking for Pam Hughes.
- Who?
359
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,771
Miller. Miller. Sorry. Pam Miller.
360
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,481
She's, uh, she's my friend.
361
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:39,358
Okay, then she's probably at school,
where you should be.
362
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:40,902
- I'll give you a ride.
- What? No.
363
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:43,738
I can't get in a car with you.
You're a total stranger.
364
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,198
You could be a serial killer.
365
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,617
Oh, sweetheart.
366
00:22:48,326 --> 00:22:50,495
Would a serial killer
wear Gloria Vanderbilt?
367
00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:54,082
No.
368
00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:58,312
- Thank you.
- Yeah, you're welcome.
369
00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:02,882
- Love the jacket.
- Thank you.
370
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,520
And there's the racism.
371
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:17,105
Knew that was coming.
372
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,065
God.
373
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:24,487
Hi.
374
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:29,575
I'm-I'm Jamie, um... LaFleur,
375
00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:32,703
and I'm an exchange student from, uh,
376
00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:34,831
Prince Edward Island, Canada.
377
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:38,334
And my old school said they would
send over the papers to enroll me...
378
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,628
- What grade?
- 11th.
379
00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:43,589
There's your schedule.
380
00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:44,799
Oh. Okay.
381
00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:47,260
You don't, you don't need
to verify anything?
382
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:50,721
Verif... What is this, Fort Knox?
383
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:51,848
You're late for gym.
384
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:56,102
Is there... Can I get a different schedule?
I'm just... I'm not really a big gym girl.
385
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:01,440
Is there, like, another alternative?
386
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,280
God.
387
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,201
That's the game! Switch it out!
388
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,453
How is this school-issued?
389
00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:16,914
- Let's go!
- We look like we work at Hooters.
390
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:27,717
Oh, my God.
391
00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:40,021
New kid!
392
00:24:40,605 --> 00:24:42,899
- Get on the court.
- Me? No, I'm...
393
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,859
No, I'm-I'm o... I'm okay. I'm...
394
00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:46,861
"Me? Oh, that's okay." Let's go!
395
00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:48,529
Let's go!
396
00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:49,822
God, so rude.
397
00:24:50,907 --> 00:24:53,367
Today! Today! Today!
398
00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:54,535
Okay, thank you.
399
00:24:54,619 --> 00:24:55,912
You fit right in here.
400
00:24:58,247 --> 00:24:59,248
God.
401
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:10,468
What the fuck?
402
00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:14,722
What the fuck?
403
00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:34,033
How is this even legal?
404
00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:35,243
Oh.
405
00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:36,327
Yeah.
406
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,246
I know who did that!
407
00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:42,124
Stay low!
408
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,919
Hey, I'm looking for Pam Miller.
Do you know her?
409
00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:46,379
Uh, yeah, everyone knows Pam.
410
00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:48,130
Oh, great. Um, where is she?
411
00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:50,341
There.
412
00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,141
You're out, bitch!
413
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,018
Wait. N-No, no.
414
00:26:01,102 --> 00:26:02,603
Pam Miller is, like, nice.
415
00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:05,481
Like, worried about loud music
hurting your eardrums nice.
416
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:08,150
Are you smoking crack?
Pam Miller's the Wicked Witch of Vernon.
417
00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:11,237
Get off the court, loser!
418
00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:14,740
Hot tip.
419
00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:16,450
Next time, catch the ball.
420
00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:19,537
Okay? Then I don't have to touch
your gross little kid blood.
421
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,997
Disgusting.
422
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,500
All right!
Good work out there, winners! Huh?
423
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,670
Wish I could say the same for the losers,
but I can't.
424
00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,297
Hit the showers. Let's go.
425
00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:31,841
Thank you, Coach Zane.
426
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:35,136
My brother bought us
a ton of B&J wine coolers.
427
00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:36,304
Oh, my God, yes.
428
00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:38,067
- I love BJs.
- Hey, Pam?
429
00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:40,641
Pam Miller?
430
00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:42,476
Uh, yeah?
431
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:51,777
Take a picture. It'll last longer.
432
00:26:51,861 --> 00:26:53,195
Uh, sorry.
433
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:56,574
You're just... not what I was expecting.
434
00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:59,493
Uh, I'm Jamie.
435
00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:00,578
From Canada.
436
00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:03,789
I'm... I'm sorry,
I'm not gonna shake your hand
437
00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:06,000
because I'm not 45 and a man.
438
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:10,004
Come over after school, and you can
set up for the party while I do my hair.
439
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,758
- Okay.
- You know, where I'm from,
440
00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:17,136
birthday parties are considered so lame.
441
00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:19,847
Like, I don't know,
maybe you should cancel it.
442
00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:21,640
Maybe you should fuck off and die.
443
00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:23,184
Jesus, Mom!
444
00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,102
...macita.
445
00:27:25,186 --> 00:27:27,938
Ay. Ay-yi-yi, mamacita.
446
00:27:28,022 --> 00:27:29,315
Oh.
447
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,275
You speak Spanish?
448
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:32,485
Okay...
449
00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:35,446
...fuck off and die.
450
00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:39,158
Three years of Spanish, bitch.
451
00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,243
Fine.
452
00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:43,913
You don't want to cancel the party?
I'll cancel the party.
453
00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:49,001
Old people, sick people
and people with dogs.
454
00:27:49,085 --> 00:27:51,170
- That's the order you hate people in?
- Yep.
455
00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:53,130
It's a good order. Yeah.
456
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:56,967
Hi. I'd like to report a crime
that hasn't happened yet.
457
00:27:57,051 --> 00:27:59,387
I know that sounds crazy,
but go with me here.
458
00:27:59,470 --> 00:28:01,150
Have you seen the movie
Back to the Future?
459
00:28:01,222 --> 00:28:02,723
No, but I heard it's good.
460
00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:04,183
Yeah, it's great, but...
461
00:28:05,101 --> 00:28:08,813
Basically, I'm-I'm sort of living
that movie right now.
462
00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:11,690
Which is how I know
there's gonna be a murder tonight.
463
00:28:11,774 --> 00:28:13,818
Murder?
464
00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:15,986
There's never been a murder in Vernon.
465
00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:19,657
Yeah, there's gonna be a murder
tonight at Tiffany Clark's party,
466
00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:21,867
which is also gonna be
filled with underage drinking,
467
00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:24,537
so you should definitely be there
to shut it down anyway.
468
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:26,247
Geez.
469
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:28,040
Seriously?
470
00:28:28,124 --> 00:28:29,917
I haven't seen you around before.
471
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,669
Yeah, I'm an exchange student.
472
00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:33,921
From Prince Edward Island, Canada.
473
00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:35,840
- Sounds made-up.
- It's not.
474
00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:37,842
It's a real place.
475
00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:40,845
Lim.
476
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,389
You're the sheriff's dad.
477
00:28:44,265 --> 00:28:46,559
Kara's nickname is The Sheriff?
478
00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:48,227
That's sweet.
479
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:54,066
Hey, look, I am giving you the chance
to stop all this horror before it happens.
480
00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:58,404
Who is this?
481
00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:00,448
- It's the killer.
- Who has he killed?
482
00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:02,700
He hasn't killed anyone yet.
483
00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:04,344
But that's-that's...
484
00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:06,620
Can you please just watch
Back to the Future?
485
00:29:06,704 --> 00:29:09,498
Okay, I don't know what you troublemakers
get up to in Canada,
486
00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:12,084
but down here,
we don't tolerate shenanigans.
487
00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:15,504
So get the hell back to school,
or I'll arrest you for truancy.
488
00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:22,011
No one's ever gonna believe me.
489
00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:26,682
- I do want to see that movie, though.
- Mm. Not me.
490
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,350
Hate time-travel movies.
491
00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:30,478
- They never make any sense.
- Mm.
492
00:29:37,067 --> 00:29:38,736
Hi. Me again.
493
00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:40,654
Jamie LaFleur.
494
00:29:40,738 --> 00:29:44,033
Um, I need to know
what class Lauren Creston is in.
495
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:46,702
I know that's private information,
but it's an emergency.
496
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,662
I have an EpiPen
that she needs due to a...
497
00:29:48,746 --> 00:29:50,956
Earth Sciences, room 2-7-G.
498
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,500
Oh, thanks.
499
00:29:54,502 --> 00:29:55,503
Oh, my God.
500
00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:57,963
Flying on a plane right now
must be insane.
501
00:30:00,841 --> 00:30:02,092
Hi.
502
00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:03,928
Is Lauren Creston in here?
503
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,518
Oh, my God.
504
00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:12,728
You look great.
505
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:15,064
What's going on?
506
00:30:15,898 --> 00:30:17,983
Can I talk to you in the hall
for a second?
507
00:30:18,067 --> 00:30:19,867
Please tell me you've seen
Back to the Future.
508
00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:22,279
- Of course.
- Thank God.
509
00:30:22,363 --> 00:30:24,657
Think of me as Marty McFly.
510
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:26,951
35 years from now, your daughter,
511
00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:29,787
Amelia, who's my best friend,
builds a time machine
512
00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:32,790
based off of plans from a notebook...
your notebook.
513
00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:36,585
It's called, like, "Lauren Creston's
Brilliant and Unusual Ideas."
514
00:30:36,669 --> 00:30:41,173
And I used the time machine to escape
a killer who had recently resurfaced
515
00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:44,677
after being long dormant
ever since his first murder spree,
516
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,053
which begins tonight.
517
00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:50,307
So I need your help to catch the killer
so he can't kill my mom.
518
00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:51,392
'Cause...
519
00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:53,477
'cause he killed...
520
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:56,480
'cause he killed my mom in the future.
521
00:30:56,564 --> 00:31:00,901
And then I also need you to figure out
how to modify the time machine
522
00:31:00,985 --> 00:31:04,738
to send me home, because
Amelia said it needs Wi-Fi to work,
523
00:31:04,822 --> 00:31:08,784
and you guys don't have that yet,
so that's... that's not great.
524
00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:12,913
No one knows about my notebook.
525
00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:14,331
Except for me.
526
00:31:14,415 --> 00:31:16,000
'Cause I'm from the future.
527
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:18,085
Oh, here. I have proof.
528
00:31:22,006 --> 00:31:23,299
Is this the time machine?
529
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:26,010
No, that's my phone.
Do you want to see the time machine?
530
00:31:28,137 --> 00:31:29,388
Wait, I don't understand.
531
00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:33,767
If the killer's targeting the Mollys,
why wait 35 years to kill your mom?
532
00:31:33,851 --> 00:31:34,852
Who are the Mollys?
533
00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:37,313
Oh, Tiffany, Marisa, Heather, Pam.
534
00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:39,565
They call themselves the Mollys
after Molly Ringwald.
535
00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:41,459
They're obsessed with her.
They even dress like her.
536
00:31:41,483 --> 00:31:43,736
I had no idea
the four of them were so close.
537
00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:46,363
I just thought they knew each other
because it's Vernon
538
00:31:46,447 --> 00:31:47,948
and everybody knows each other.
539
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:55,331
Here you go.
540
00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:57,499
Time machine.
541
00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:00,669
Interesting.
542
00:32:00,753 --> 00:32:03,589
It's weird. It wasn't working before,
but when the killer attacked me
543
00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:06,800
and stabbed the knife into that panel,
it did all of a sudden.
544
00:32:07,301 --> 00:32:09,094
It must have needed
an extra metal conductor.
545
00:32:09,178 --> 00:32:11,298
Yeah, yeah, extra metal conductor.
That's what I said.
546
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:14,808
Is your bag all tools?
547
00:32:14,892 --> 00:32:15,934
You don't have any books?
548
00:32:16,018 --> 00:32:17,853
I read all my books.
Tools are more useful.
549
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,772
Mm.
550
00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:21,982
- What is this? Oh.
- Oh, my God.
551
00:32:22,066 --> 00:32:24,068
- Careful with that nail gun.
- Sorry.
552
00:32:24,151 --> 00:32:25,486
I can't repair a time machine
553
00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:27,964
that my future daughter invented
if I'm killed by clumsiness.
554
00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:30,282
Hey, you're taking this all really well,
by the way.
555
00:32:30,366 --> 00:32:32,510
You don't start trying to invent
time travel without considering
556
00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:35,496
the possibility that people
from the future will need your help.
557
00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:37,831
- That killer thing is surprising, though.
- Yeah.
558
00:32:37,915 --> 00:32:41,710
Speaking of,
if I stop the murders from happening,
559
00:32:41,794 --> 00:32:45,130
will that cause, like,
a rip in the space-time continuum?
560
00:32:45,214 --> 00:32:47,633
I don't know. There are a lot of theories
about time travel.
561
00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:50,594
The one that I consider to be
the most promising is...
562
00:32:50,678 --> 00:32:52,113
How much do you know about
quantum mechanics?
563
00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:53,222
I saw Endgame.
564
00:32:54,056 --> 00:32:55,599
But I didn't really understand it.
565
00:32:56,183 --> 00:33:00,354
All right.
Um, imagine that time is like a river.
566
00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:03,899
You got out of the river,
ran upstream and then jumped back in.
567
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,275
Now everything keeps flowing,
568
00:33:05,359 --> 00:33:08,320
so whatever changes you make,
they'll trickle downstream.
569
00:33:08,404 --> 00:33:12,282
So if I change everything for the better,
it's okay.
570
00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:13,867
Theoretically.
571
00:33:13,951 --> 00:33:18,038
And if time keeps flowing,
what's happening back home?
572
00:33:18,122 --> 00:33:19,748
Billy the Beaver says, "Have..."
573
00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:21,542
"...fun."
574
00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:22,876
Billy the Beaver...
575
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,800
Let's get all the science fair kids
out of here and secure the location.
576
00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:26,880
Okay.
577
00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:28,841
Kara, where's Jamie?
Have they found her yet?
578
00:33:28,924 --> 00:33:30,634
No, not yet.
579
00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:34,304
{\an8}What are you doing?
580
00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:36,181
Taking notes for a new episode?
581
00:33:36,265 --> 00:33:39,369
You know, it's not a good look to be the
guy stopping people from investigating.
582
00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:40,728
Is that what you're doing?
583
00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:42,354
I'm an investigative journalist.
584
00:33:42,438 --> 00:33:44,314
No, your dad is.
585
00:33:44,398 --> 00:33:45,399
You're a tour guide.
586
00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:48,318
Oh, Mr. Hughes! Mr. Hughes!
587
00:33:48,402 --> 00:33:50,529
I know where Jamie is.
She used my time machine.
588
00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:53,574
Um, I made a time machine
for the science fair.
589
00:33:53,657 --> 00:33:55,159
God, she's as weird as her mom.
590
00:33:55,743 --> 00:33:57,327
Jamie's in 1987.
591
00:33:57,411 --> 00:33:59,806
I don't know where my time machine is,
so it must have worked.
592
00:33:59,830 --> 00:34:00,932
I'm just trying to figure...
593
00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:02,636
You like science fiction? Go write a book.
594
00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:06,670
But here, in the real world,
I am gonna solve this case.
595
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:11,550
Kara!
596
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:14,428
Uh, I have several follow-up questions.
597
00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:15,804
First question...
598
00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:19,933
- Do I really have to come in with you?
- Yes.
599
00:34:20,017 --> 00:34:23,103
There's a murderer at this party.
No way I'm going in alone.
600
00:34:25,022 --> 00:34:26,666
Thanks for letting me borrow some clothes.
601
00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:27,691
Yeah, no problem.
602
00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:31,820
God, this place is beautiful.
603
00:34:31,904 --> 00:34:34,156
I can't believe
they turned it into a Zatta Burger.
604
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,283
You guys have Zatta Burger yet?
605
00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:38,243
- I have no idea what that is.
- Oh.
606
00:34:41,622 --> 00:34:42,748
- Hey, what's up?
- Randy!
607
00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:44,541
- What's up? Head on in.
- Thanks, dude.
608
00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:46,877
Hey, whoa! I can't let you in.
609
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,921
There's a dress code.
610
00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:51,256
- What? No, there isn't.
- Yeah, there is.
611
00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:52,966
- No nerd jewelry.
- Hey.
612
00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:54,527
It's a replica of the first microchip,
613
00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:56,428
commemorating the dawn
of personal computing.
614
00:34:56,512 --> 00:34:58,192
- Yo, shut up, dork.
- Hey. Hey.
615
00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:00,224
Hey! Hey!
616
00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:01,600
Stop that!
617
00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:04,061
Oh, shit! Yo, Kara, check this out.
618
00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:07,064
Dork Summers has a geek-friend.
619
00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:18,033
Okay, uh, listen up, teen faculty,
I got to find Tiffany...
620
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:19,952
- Uh, nice try. Oh.
- Unwanted touch.
621
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:22,371
- Oh, my God. Unwanted touch.
- Unwanted human.
622
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:25,082
Yo, there's Dungeons & Dragons
down the street. Y'all have fun.
623
00:35:25,165 --> 00:35:27,626
No, wait.
624
00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:29,795
Hey! Hey! Wait!
625
00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:32,172
God, I got to get in there.
626
00:35:33,215 --> 00:35:34,716
I might know another way in.
627
00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:47,396
So you're the exchange student, right?
628
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:48,897
From Canada?
629
00:35:48,981 --> 00:35:51,149
- Yeah. Uh, Prince Edward Island.
- Oh.
630
00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:53,610
I spent the summer there once
with my aunt. Yeah.
631
00:35:53,694 --> 00:35:56,947
Did you know the average age
on the island is 49.5?
632
00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:58,156
Cool, right?
633
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,158
Great. Great.
634
00:36:00,242 --> 00:36:01,577
Yeah. I'm staying with Lauren.
635
00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:03,829
Uh, yes.
636
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:06,623
Okay. Round two.
637
00:36:08,292 --> 00:36:09,293
Hey, Doug.
638
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:11,962
Hey, why don't you give us a boost?
639
00:36:12,629 --> 00:36:15,757
Righteous. Then I'll go back around
to the front, and-and you can let me in.
640
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:17,467
Great.
641
00:36:18,135 --> 00:36:19,386
- All right.
- All right.
642
00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:20,470
Thank you.
643
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,515
- I got it, Doug.
- Okay. Okay.
644
00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:24,850
Thanks.
645
00:36:28,604 --> 00:36:29,646
Milady.
646
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:31,607
Oh, my God.
647
00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:39,698
♪ Every time I see you falling ♪
648
00:36:39,781 --> 00:36:43,160
♪ I get down on my knees and pray ♪
649
00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:47,164
♪ I'm waiting for that final moment ♪
650
00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:50,250
♪ You say the words that I can't say... ♪
651
00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:52,085
Okay.
652
00:36:52,169 --> 00:36:53,629
Okay, we got to find Tiffany.
653
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,553
Oh, my God.
654
00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:10,538
- That dude is insane, right?
- You mean Blake Hughes?
655
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,564
That's Blake Hughes?
656
00:37:12,648 --> 00:37:15,567
Oh, my God. That's my dad.
657
00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:24,493
- Blake Hughes is your dad?
- Yeah.
658
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,495
And Pam is your mom?
659
00:37:27,287 --> 00:37:29,539
Uh...
660
00:37:30,207 --> 00:37:31,458
Blake is with Tiffany.
661
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:33,752
They've been dating
ever since Spring Fling.
662
00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:35,521
Although I'm pretty sure
they cheat on each other a lot.
663
00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:37,985
That whole group's very horny.
664
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,803
- Oh, my God.
- Yep. There they are, the Mollys.
665
00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:45,806
All four of them dressed like
a different version of Molly Ringwald.
666
00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:47,391
You made it, bitch.
667
00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:52,229
All right, well,
I'm here to stop a murder,
668
00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:54,272
so let's stop a murder.
669
00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:03,198
Dope party, ladies.
670
00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:05,534
What are you doing?
671
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,662
You know what would
make this party even cooler?
672
00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:11,206
The police. Let's call 'em.
673
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:12,582
I love Sting.
674
00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:15,002
You know, that's a really good idea.
675
00:38:15,085 --> 00:38:17,921
And then they could play
"Don't Stand So Close to Me."
676
00:38:19,715 --> 00:38:21,008
- Thank you.
- You know,
677
00:38:21,091 --> 00:38:23,260
this whole mean girls shtick
is really outdated.
678
00:38:23,343 --> 00:38:25,721
Women should be lifting each other up.
679
00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:27,764
How 'bout I lift these up
680
00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:29,033
and you get bent?
681
00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:32,394
All right, and smile for
the yearbook, guys! Yeah!
682
00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:34,146
Hey, hey! No pictures, Douchebasage.
683
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,829
There's beer everywhere.
You trying to get Tiff grounded for life?
684
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,486
Yeah, take another one,
I'll break your camera.
685
00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:43,822
You don't have to be so harsh.
686
00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:46,366
Randy?
687
00:38:46,450 --> 00:38:48,285
Do me a favor?
688
00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:52,080
Hey! Hey, what?
689
00:38:52,164 --> 00:38:53,999
What the fuck?
690
00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:01,840
Whoo!
691
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:04,051
Boom!
692
00:39:04,134 --> 00:39:07,429
Is that... is that, like, a real person?
693
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:09,306
I was worried you forgot to let me in.
694
00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:12,726
Kind of relieved to see
you were just being bullied.
695
00:39:17,189 --> 00:39:19,691
- Whoa.
- You will become a miserable person,
696
00:39:19,775 --> 00:39:22,527
never knowing true happiness
and rocking an unflattering haircut
697
00:39:22,611 --> 00:39:25,197
that makes your head look like
a Ping-Pong ball.
698
00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:27,741
That was...
699
00:39:28,408 --> 00:39:29,826
oddly specific.
700
00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:35,874
Sorry. Sorry.
701
00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:40,712
Blakey? Blakey, oh, please,
please don't do this!
702
00:39:40,796 --> 00:39:42,214
What happened?
703
00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:44,591
Some loser narc told him
I made out with Eddie Royal.
704
00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:46,718
You made out with Eddie Royal?
705
00:39:46,802 --> 00:39:48,887
- Yeah.
- Lead singer of Killer Instinkt?
706
00:39:49,471 --> 00:39:51,389
Wait, they have his music in Canada?
707
00:39:52,516 --> 00:39:53,517
Is he famous?
708
00:39:54,476 --> 00:39:55,477
Eddie!
709
00:39:56,686 --> 00:39:58,230
Wait. Tiffany!
710
00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:01,983
Looks like another breakup.
Those two are so dramatic.
711
00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:03,907
I fucking hate that guy! I need a drink.
712
00:40:04,361 --> 00:40:06,321
- Tiffany? Tiffany?
- Oh, my God.
713
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,825
Ladies, Tiffany is in a crisis.
714
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:12,470
It's time to be good girlfriends
and stay with her the whole night.
715
00:40:12,494 --> 00:40:14,121
Let's never leave her side.
716
00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:16,414
Randy.
717
00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:20,210
- Come on, let's go.
- What?
718
00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:23,922
What?
719
00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,549
How did you do that?
720
00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:29,344
My mom taught me self-defense.
721
00:40:32,139 --> 00:40:34,641
Tiffany? Tiffany?
722
00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:46,486
Oh, Eddie, I should've been with you
this whole time.
723
00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:48,155
I'm so glad Jamie made me realize it.
724
00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:51,241
Is it weird that
we're in your parents' room?
725
00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:52,325
I know.
726
00:40:52,409 --> 00:40:54,536
But I heard that Zack Ritrovatti
and Valerie Mosco
727
00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:56,538
are doing anal in my bedroom again.
728
00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:59,583
Besides, I've always wanted
to hook up on a waterbed.
729
00:41:01,084 --> 00:41:02,502
Wait.
730
00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:03,795
I have to pee.
731
00:41:03,879 --> 00:41:04,921
Too many BJs.
732
00:41:06,006 --> 00:41:07,924
Hopefully, there's room for one more.
733
00:41:08,550 --> 00:41:10,927
Oh. Ew. I don't do blow jobs.
734
00:41:11,011 --> 00:41:12,262
You pee out of that thing.
735
00:41:12,846 --> 00:41:14,639
Don't go anywhere.
736
00:41:14,723 --> 00:41:16,516
I'll be right back.
737
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,018
Rock star.
738
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:22,772
Fuck this.
739
00:41:22,856 --> 00:41:23,982
Tiffany!
740
00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:31,448
{\an8}58%. Shit.
741
00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:33,783
Tiffany's body was found in the garage.
742
00:41:33,867 --> 00:41:36,995
Time of death: shortly after midnight.
743
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:38,622
Whoa.
744
00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:41,208
Are you from the future?
745
00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:43,668
Yeah. Where's the garage?
746
00:41:45,754 --> 00:41:46,755
Thank you.
747
00:41:56,723 --> 00:41:58,725
He's gonna write a song about these.
748
00:42:05,941 --> 00:42:07,567
Eddie?
749
00:42:11,321 --> 00:42:12,906
Are you hiding?
750
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,699
Tiffany?
751
00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:17,494
Tiffany!
752
00:42:18,912 --> 00:42:20,247
'Cause I'll find you.
753
00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:24,334
Tiffany!
754
00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:26,920
Oh! Aah!
755
00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:30,548
- You said you blocked the door.
- I did.
756
00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:33,134
Wait.
757
00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:35,929
I don't go after boys.
758
00:42:37,681 --> 00:42:39,349
They come after me.
759
00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:41,810
Wait, Tiffany's supposed to be in here.
760
00:42:42,394 --> 00:42:43,853
There's a schedule?
761
00:42:44,938 --> 00:42:46,064
I changed it.
762
00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:48,692
God, where's Tiffany?
763
00:42:48,775 --> 00:42:49,901
Tiffany?
764
00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:51,987
Come on out, Eddie.
765
00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:54,239
The water's warm.
766
00:43:06,835 --> 00:43:08,920
What the fuck is that mask?
767
00:43:12,882 --> 00:43:14,259
Are you gonna take it off?
768
00:43:16,886 --> 00:43:20,640
Um, if you want to have sex with me,
then, yeah, you will.
769
00:43:23,393 --> 00:43:25,145
Okay, I'm not into this weird shit.
770
00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:27,856
Eddie, what the fuck are you doing?
771
00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:33,695
Ow! What the fuck?
772
00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:46,249
♪ The lady in red ♪
773
00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:51,588
♪ The lady in... ♪
774
00:43:58,094 --> 00:44:01,514
Tiffany? Tiffany?
775
00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:10,815
Tiffany!
776
00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:17,155
You're not allowed in...
777
00:44:17,238 --> 00:44:18,239
He can't get away!
778
00:44:32,087 --> 00:44:33,088
That's Tiffany.
779
00:44:56,111 --> 00:44:59,114
Wherever there's trouble,
there's Blake Hughes.
780
00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:00,490
Give me a break here, Dennis.
781
00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:03,076
I already told Ponch what I know.
782
00:45:03,952 --> 00:45:06,621
What about this one?
Want to bring him in for questioning?
783
00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:07,956
No, let him go.
784
00:45:08,581 --> 00:45:10,208
He's a friend of my daughter's.
785
00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:11,376
Thanks, Daddy.
786
00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:12,836
Welcome, sweetheart.
787
00:45:16,131 --> 00:45:17,382
Well, look who it is.
788
00:45:17,465 --> 00:45:19,092
Our new Canadian friend.
789
00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:20,844
You could've stopped this.
790
00:45:20,927 --> 00:45:22,303
I tried to warn you.
791
00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:24,264
And where were you when it happened?
792
00:45:24,347 --> 00:45:25,598
You think I'm a suspect?
793
00:45:25,682 --> 00:45:27,725
There's never been a murder
until you showed up.
794
00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:30,145
You seem to know an awful lot about it.
795
00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:32,105
I was trying to stop it.
796
00:45:32,188 --> 00:45:34,607
She's telling the truth, Sheriff.
797
00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:37,402
She was just protecting Tiffany.
798
00:45:42,115 --> 00:45:43,867
This is an active crime scene.
799
00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:44,951
Nobody move.
800
00:45:48,455 --> 00:45:50,683
- Let's get out of here.
- Come on.
801
00:45:50,707 --> 00:45:52,250
Let's go! Let's get out of here.
802
00:45:53,126 --> 00:45:55,295
Wait. Wait, Mom... uh, Pam.
803
00:45:57,839 --> 00:46:01,718
Pam. You can't walk home alone.
There's a murderer on the loose.
804
00:46:01,801 --> 00:46:02,927
I don't live that far.
805
00:46:08,558 --> 00:46:10,351
I'm sorry about your friend.
806
00:46:12,187 --> 00:46:13,980
You know, I didn't even really like her.
807
00:46:14,731 --> 00:46:16,483
She was so mean.
808
00:46:16,566 --> 00:46:18,526
And not even in a funny way like...
809
00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:21,446
like when I convinced Lisa Vitzlaki
that Randy was in love with her
810
00:46:21,529 --> 00:46:23,907
so she sang "Take My Breath Away"
at the talent show.
811
00:46:23,990 --> 00:46:25,992
- That wasn't funny.
- It was to us.
812
00:46:27,202 --> 00:46:28,870
And Tiffany loved it.
813
00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:32,874
She wasn't a great person,
but she was still my friend, you know?
814
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,393
How did you know that she was in danger?
815
00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:42,759
I'm psychic.
816
00:46:44,052 --> 00:46:47,972
And I had a vision that
Tiffany was gonna get murdered tonight.
817
00:46:50,183 --> 00:46:51,226
I tried to stop it.
818
00:46:52,477 --> 00:46:54,270
But I didn't.
819
00:46:54,354 --> 00:46:55,605
Obviously.
820
00:46:57,690 --> 00:47:02,487
But maybe with your help,
we can stop the rest.
821
00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:04,822
Uh, the rest?
822
00:47:06,199 --> 00:47:07,825
There's gonna be more?
823
00:47:07,909 --> 00:47:10,036
Marisa and Heather.
824
00:47:12,497 --> 00:47:13,665
And you.
825
00:47:13,748 --> 00:47:15,458
You're all in danger.
826
00:47:19,045 --> 00:47:21,047
Um, see, this is my, um...
827
00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:23,758
This is my...
828
00:47:24,801 --> 00:47:26,970
psychic crystal.
829
00:47:38,273 --> 00:47:39,482
Looks legit.
830
00:47:42,902 --> 00:47:44,821
So how far into the future can you see?
831
00:47:45,613 --> 00:47:47,657
Till the year 2023.
832
00:47:50,118 --> 00:47:52,137
You're in direct violation
833
00:47:52,161 --> 00:47:54,789
of penal code 113, section 9.
834
00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:57,625
You now have five seconds to comply.
835
00:47:57,709 --> 00:48:02,589
- Help! Help me! Help! Help me!
- Four, three, two, one.
836
00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:06,050
I am now authorized to use physical force.
837
00:48:19,814 --> 00:48:21,691
Do the machines kill us all?
838
00:48:23,151 --> 00:48:24,611
Um, no.
839
00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:28,489
No, the machines don't... kill us all.
840
00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:29,574
They more just...
841
00:48:30,283 --> 00:48:33,703
rip apart the fabric of our society
via dance videos on TikTok.
842
00:48:34,454 --> 00:48:36,164
They use dance against us?
843
00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:39,334
I cannot believe
Pam Miller's a sci-fi nerd.
844
00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:40,877
Tell anyone and I'll kill you.
845
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,254
Okay, okay, let's, uh, let's focus.
846
00:48:43,963 --> 00:48:46,174
I, um...
847
00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:51,304
I foresee that...
848
00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:55,350
Marisa is gonna be the next victim.
849
00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:56,476
Oh, no.
850
00:48:56,559 --> 00:49:01,189
And it's gonna happen the day
after tomorrow at a cabin in the woods.
851
00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:02,607
My God.
852
00:49:02,690 --> 00:49:08,696
Pam, can you think of anyone
who doesn't like the Mollys?
853
00:49:08,780 --> 00:49:11,324
Maybe someone whose life you ruined
854
00:49:11,407 --> 00:49:15,078
or gave some kind of psychological scar
855
00:49:15,161 --> 00:49:17,664
that would make them
want to, like, hunt you down
856
00:49:17,747 --> 00:49:21,084
and-and kill you
in, like, a ritualistic way?
857
00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:22,543
No.
858
00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:24,003
No, no one.
859
00:49:26,047 --> 00:49:28,883
I mean, Alvin, maybe.
860
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:30,968
We used to make fun of his eye patch.
861
00:49:31,511 --> 00:49:33,221
Oh, uh, and Wendy.
862
00:49:34,263 --> 00:49:35,264
And Tyler.
863
00:49:35,348 --> 00:49:38,101
And Amy Wolf.
864
00:49:38,184 --> 00:49:40,228
Creepy Ron. Fat Trish.
865
00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:45,525
Lisa Vitzlaki, I guess, if we're saying
that the talent show thing wasn't funny.
866
00:49:45,608 --> 00:49:49,320
Oh, uh, and, uh, Jenny Hudson
and Jenny Grisante...
867
00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:52,532
Hi, girls. Just checking on you,
seeing if you need anything.
868
00:49:52,615 --> 00:49:54,617
God, Mom, we're fine!
869
00:49:54,701 --> 00:49:56,494
We're fine!
870
00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:59,205
Okay, well, I know
you've been through a lot tonight...
871
00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:02,667
Yes, we have, and you're just
making it worse, so can you please go?
872
00:50:04,127 --> 00:50:05,128
Leave us!
873
00:50:08,715 --> 00:50:10,651
No wonder Grandma never comes to visit.
874
00:50:12,385 --> 00:50:14,095
You shouldn't talk to your mom that way.
875
00:50:14,846 --> 00:50:17,265
You never know when...
876
00:50:19,892 --> 00:50:21,102
She just cares about you.
877
00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:25,648
Oh, so, what, like, you have
a great relationship with your mom?
878
00:50:26,399 --> 00:50:27,400
No.
879
00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:29,152
But I wish I did.
880
00:50:30,153 --> 00:50:32,447
And I wish I told her
that I loved her more.
881
00:50:34,449 --> 00:50:35,950
I just didn't understand what she...
882
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:38,745
Hey. I'm saying this as a friend.
883
00:50:39,495 --> 00:50:42,375
But nobody wants to hear you talk about
how much you love your mom, okay?
884
00:50:42,457 --> 00:50:44,292
Okay. Sorry.
885
00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:46,961
What about Randy? Could he be a suspect?
886
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:48,379
He's a big dumb meathead.
887
00:50:48,463 --> 00:50:50,465
No. Randy loved Tiffany.
888
00:50:51,215 --> 00:50:53,134
He asked her
to the Spring Fling last year.
889
00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:57,847
He also asked Marisa and Heather and me.
890
00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:00,808
So I can understand
why he would be mad at us.
891
00:51:00,892 --> 00:51:03,436
He can't be mad at you for rejecting him.
That's fucked-up.
892
00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:05,563
Do you think that I should date him?
893
00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:08,834
Just in case he is the killer
and that makes him decide not to kill me?
894
00:51:08,858 --> 00:51:11,736
No, no. Don't date Randy.
That's not who you're supposed to be with.
895
00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:13,946
- Well, then who am I supposed to be with?
- Blake.
896
00:51:16,324 --> 00:51:19,327
Really? Blake?
897
00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:20,703
Oh, my God.
898
00:51:23,164 --> 00:51:25,564
You know, I have always been
so secretly obsessed with Blake.
899
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,752
Oh, I could never do that to Tiffany.
900
00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:31,589
Uh, good, good, because you and Blake
don't get together for a while now.
901
00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:33,716
Like, uh, years from now.
902
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:38,054
Well, if we're meant to be and timing
doesn't matter and Tiffany's dead...
903
00:51:39,639 --> 00:51:41,974
- I'm gonna have sex with Blake.
- No, no, no.
904
00:51:42,058 --> 00:51:46,103
You're too horny, and you'll-you'll cheat
on each other and-and mess it up,
905
00:51:46,187 --> 00:51:48,415
and then you won't get to go
on the Quantum Drop together
906
00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:50,793
where you'll find out a really important
thing that you're gonna find out.
907
00:51:50,817 --> 00:51:52,568
So just-just no hooking up with Blake.
908
00:51:52,652 --> 00:51:54,111
Until college.
909
00:51:54,195 --> 00:51:55,279
Okay, great.
910
00:51:55,363 --> 00:51:57,083
So, you two will work on
finding the killer,
911
00:51:57,114 --> 00:52:00,243
and then I'll work on
fixing the time mach... m-maker.
912
00:52:01,202 --> 00:52:02,203
Time maker.
913
00:52:02,286 --> 00:52:03,955
It's a fancy word for clock.
914
00:52:21,097 --> 00:52:24,100
So, is that the time machine 2.0?
915
00:52:24,684 --> 00:52:25,685
Uh...
916
00:52:26,269 --> 00:52:30,064
No, right now it's just a cheap
piece of shit I got off of Craigslist.
917
00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:31,587
Whoa.
918
00:52:32,233 --> 00:52:34,193
Um, what are you doing here?
919
00:52:34,861 --> 00:52:38,197
I know everything about these murders.
920
00:52:38,781 --> 00:52:41,993
But a couple of days ago,
I said Tiffany was murdered in her garage.
921
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:43,077
But she wasn't.
922
00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:45,454
She was killed on her parents' waterbed.
923
00:52:45,538 --> 00:52:48,040
That's a basic detail.
How could I forget that?
924
00:52:48,708 --> 00:52:50,209
The Mandela Effect.
925
00:52:51,586 --> 00:52:55,548
It's a psychological phenomenon where
people remember things that didn't happen.
926
00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:58,259
Like people thinking
Nelson Mandela died in jail.
927
00:52:58,342 --> 00:53:00,970
But there's a theory
that those memories aren't false.
928
00:53:01,053 --> 00:53:04,724
They're just lingering from
a past life that was altered...
929
00:53:05,766 --> 00:53:06,934
via time travel.
930
00:53:08,936 --> 00:53:11,147
Hey, what... what's that?
931
00:53:11,230 --> 00:53:12,481
Oh, "stab the machine."
932
00:53:12,565 --> 00:53:16,193
The cops thought that was a reference
to some heavy metal anarchy lyrics.
933
00:53:16,277 --> 00:53:18,487
That's what led them
to investigate Eddie Royal.
934
00:53:19,238 --> 00:53:20,239
Eddie Royal?
935
00:53:20,323 --> 00:53:22,408
- Yeah.
- Like the lead singer of A Waterbed Away?
936
00:53:25,286 --> 00:53:27,872
Why would they think that?
He's, like, super emo.
937
00:53:27,955 --> 00:53:28,956
That's so weird.
938
00:53:30,166 --> 00:53:31,167
I thought...
939
00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:32,877
The Mandela Effect, I guess.
940
00:53:33,461 --> 00:53:35,129
What's the "J" at the end?
941
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:36,213
That's a "J"?
942
00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:38,674
Everyone thought that was a demonic rune.
943
00:53:39,467 --> 00:53:41,218
Do you have more photos from that night?
944
00:53:41,302 --> 00:53:43,888
Uh, yeah, the official crime scene ones
945
00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:47,058
and ones I took at the party
for the yearbook.
946
00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:51,520
There she is!
947
00:53:51,604 --> 00:53:52,772
- That's her!
- Holy shit.
948
00:53:52,855 --> 00:53:54,649
Oh, my God.
949
00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:56,442
Jamie's back in 1987.
950
00:53:56,525 --> 00:53:59,654
That note... The note was a message to me.
951
00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:02,073
"Stab the machine." "Stab the machine."
952
00:54:02,156 --> 00:54:04,384
The killer's knife must have got stuck
in the conductor somehow,
953
00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:07,620
and Jamie's trying to tell me
that I need an extra metal conductor.
954
00:54:07,703 --> 00:54:09,872
Are we sure
that's not just a demonic rune?
955
00:54:09,956 --> 00:54:12,875
It's not a rune, Chris.
Jamie's trying to solve the murders.
956
00:54:12,959 --> 00:54:14,835
But they're all still dead.
957
00:54:15,795 --> 00:54:19,882
Well, yeah, Tiffany is, but Heather and
Marisa's murders haven't happened yet.
958
00:54:20,841 --> 00:54:22,802
Okay, you see, time happens all at once.
959
00:54:22,885 --> 00:54:24,470
It's like a river.
960
00:54:24,553 --> 00:54:25,846
Yeah.
961
00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:27,264
Okay, so...
962
00:54:28,516 --> 00:54:30,017
Good afternoon.
963
00:54:30,101 --> 00:54:33,312
Last night, we learned
police have taken Eddie Cockburn...
964
00:54:33,396 --> 00:54:36,065
known to students as Eddie Royal...
into custody for questioning.
965
00:54:36,649 --> 00:54:38,484
Why do they think it's Eddie?
966
00:54:38,567 --> 00:54:41,570
They're wasting their time. It's not him.
967
00:54:41,654 --> 00:54:45,157
{\an8}This tragedy has rocked
the community of Vernon.
968
00:54:45,241 --> 00:54:49,120
{\an8}For KZFD News, this is Norm Dubasage.
969
00:54:55,167 --> 00:54:57,044
{\an8}Look at that.
970
00:54:57,128 --> 00:54:58,462
{\an8}She will be missed.
971
00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:00,297
{\an8}Mostly.
972
00:55:04,051 --> 00:55:06,971
If I fuck up my parents falling in love
and getting married,
973
00:55:08,389 --> 00:55:10,891
will I just, like, disappear?
974
00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:12,335
Back to the Future got that wrong.
975
00:55:12,393 --> 00:55:14,103
No, you would not disappear.
976
00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:15,730
This isn't magic.
977
00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:17,624
If your parents don't get married
and have kids,
978
00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:20,067
then you'd basically just have
no life to go home to.
979
00:55:20,151 --> 00:55:23,279
Because everything would be different.
No one would have any idea who you are.
980
00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:24,905
Save you a seat at lunch.
981
00:55:24,989 --> 00:55:26,115
Great.
982
00:55:31,037 --> 00:55:33,039
Hey.
983
00:55:33,748 --> 00:55:35,833
- How's everyone doing?
- Ugh.
984
00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:37,668
You're wearing that jacket again?
985
00:55:38,753 --> 00:55:41,047
Is no one here
in touch with their emotions?
986
00:55:41,130 --> 00:55:43,632
{\an8}Well, I'm in touch with this emotion.
987
00:55:45,384 --> 00:55:47,696
You know, I'm-I'm sure that
they'll mention something in the yearbook.
988
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:49,722
They did last year when Fat Trish died.
989
00:55:50,514 --> 00:55:51,682
And I like your jacket.
990
00:55:53,934 --> 00:55:56,103
Uh, who's Fat Trish?
991
00:55:56,187 --> 00:55:58,898
Also, you can't call her that.
992
00:55:58,981 --> 00:56:00,900
Yeah, not anymore. She's dead.
993
00:56:01,525 --> 00:56:02,526
How'd she die?
994
00:56:02,610 --> 00:56:03,944
Car accident.
995
00:56:04,028 --> 00:56:05,797
They said her alcohol level
was, like, really high
996
00:56:05,821 --> 00:56:07,257
and that the car wrapped around the tree.
997
00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:08,800
Yeah, that's why chicks shouldn't drive.
998
00:56:08,824 --> 00:56:13,287
No, Randy, it's why
people shouldn't drive drunk.
999
00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:14,770
I'm a better driver when I'm drunk.
1000
00:56:14,830 --> 00:56:15,998
No, you're not.
1001
00:56:16,082 --> 00:56:18,667
I can 100% guarantee you you are not.
1002
00:56:18,751 --> 00:56:20,795
That's exactly what a chick would say.
1003
00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:23,047
Blake, wait up.
1004
00:56:39,146 --> 00:56:41,190
- Did you draw that?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
1005
00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:43,234
That's so beautiful.
1006
00:56:43,317 --> 00:56:44,735
You're such an artist.
1007
00:56:44,819 --> 00:56:48,114
I don't know.
Maybe I should just cancel my party.
1008
00:56:48,197 --> 00:56:49,490
It feels in poor taste now.
1009
00:56:49,573 --> 00:56:51,408
But it's your birthday.
1010
00:56:51,492 --> 00:56:55,162
Oh, hey, why don't we do,
um, like, a girls' trip?
1011
00:56:55,246 --> 00:56:58,791
Just, uh, just the three of us. And Pam.
1012
00:56:58,874 --> 00:57:00,251
Pam?
1013
00:57:00,334 --> 00:57:02,128
Pam?
1014
00:57:02,211 --> 00:57:04,964
Oh, uh, yeah, yeah. Th-That would be fun.
1015
00:57:05,047 --> 00:57:06,407
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we could, like, uh,
1016
00:57:06,465 --> 00:57:08,259
go to the city, you know?
1017
00:57:08,342 --> 00:57:11,554
Like a nice, densely populated, well-lit,
1018
00:57:11,637 --> 00:57:14,390
non-rural, non-cabin area.
1019
00:57:14,473 --> 00:57:17,643
I guess it could be fun
to spend the night at my parents' condo.
1020
00:57:17,726 --> 00:57:19,645
Yes. Yes.
1021
00:57:19,728 --> 00:57:21,939
Condo birthday. I love that for you.
1022
00:57:22,022 --> 00:57:23,107
Let's do it.
1023
00:57:23,190 --> 00:57:26,694
Also, I was thinking,
a nice way to memorialize Tiffany
1024
00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:31,198
and give back to the environment
would be to plant a tree in her honor.
1025
00:57:31,282 --> 00:57:36,036
I'm starting a petition, so if you guys
could just all print your names
1026
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:40,666
very clearly here in big block letters
so I can see your handwriting.
1027
00:57:40,749 --> 00:57:42,710
- Tiffany hated nature.
- Trees made her sneeze.
1028
00:57:42,793 --> 00:57:44,587
{\an8}Give back to this environment.
1029
00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:47,756
Don't worry, it's not my crotch hand.
1030
00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:50,050
So...
1031
00:57:50,134 --> 00:57:53,304
tragedy has struck,
1032
00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:55,014
and that's very sad.
1033
00:57:55,097 --> 00:57:59,435
But there's nothing we can do about it
except move on.
1034
00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:02,771
So, take out your beakers.
1035
00:58:04,148 --> 00:58:05,983
LaFleur, go partner up with Damon.
1036
00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:11,071
Hello! Beakers!
1037
00:58:13,157 --> 00:58:14,200
Beakers!
1038
00:58:14,909 --> 00:58:17,411
Hello! Thank you.
1039
00:58:31,425 --> 00:58:34,428
Time for condo birthday, bitch!
1040
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:36,472
- Whoo!
- For my birthday,
1041
00:58:36,555 --> 00:58:38,641
we all have to flash truckers who honk.
1042
00:58:38,724 --> 00:58:41,560
Just so you know,
the condo has a couple rules.
1043
00:58:41,644 --> 00:58:44,521
If I point to you,
you have to pound your drink.
1044
00:58:44,605 --> 00:58:46,899
We're gonna get wasted, bitches!
1045
00:58:47,775 --> 00:58:48,984
What's the deal with Damon?
1046
00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:50,861
Who's Damon?
1047
00:58:50,945 --> 00:58:52,154
My lab partner.
1048
00:58:52,238 --> 00:58:54,365
Oh, you mean Lurch.
1049
00:58:54,448 --> 00:58:55,741
Why? Do you like him?
1050
00:58:55,824 --> 00:58:57,284
No one really talks to him.
1051
00:58:57,368 --> 00:58:59,495
He also spent all of eighth grade in juvie
1052
00:58:59,578 --> 00:59:01,181
because he kept
getting into too many fights.
1053
00:59:01,205 --> 00:59:04,124
Yeah, and then he missed most of last year
because of Fat Trish,
1054
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:06,835
so now he's, like, the oldest junior
in the history of America.
1055
00:59:06,919 --> 00:59:10,756
What-what do you mean,
um, because of Trish?
1056
00:59:10,839 --> 00:59:12,007
She was his sister.
1057
00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:17,137
You didn't think to mention this
when we were talking about suspects?
1058
00:59:17,721 --> 00:59:19,431
I did say Fat Trish.
1059
00:59:19,515 --> 00:59:22,351
Yeah, and you didn't say
that she had a violent brother.
1060
00:59:22,434 --> 00:59:25,229
So what?
We've never done anything to Lurch.
1061
00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:27,314
Yeah, I actually like Lurch.
1062
00:59:27,398 --> 00:59:29,876
He works at Billy's Boardwalk,
and one time, he caught me going down
1063
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:32,545
on Reid DiMento in the Dollhouse
of Horrors and he didn't rat us out.
1064
00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:34,613
Oh, my God, you gave Reid
a blow job in there?
1065
00:59:35,197 --> 00:59:36,240
Were people around?
1066
00:59:36,323 --> 00:59:39,326
Maybe, but I feel like if you go
into the Dollhouse of Horrors,
1067
00:59:39,410 --> 00:59:41,412
you can only blame yourself
if you see something
1068
00:59:41,495 --> 00:59:43,497
- you don't want to see.
- Mm.
1069
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:45,958
This makes me really miss Tiffany.
1070
00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:48,502
She hated blow jobs so much.
1071
00:59:49,128 --> 00:59:50,838
Pee comes out of there.
1072
00:59:55,884 --> 00:59:57,052
Oh, is it your nap time?
1073
00:59:57,136 --> 00:59:59,054
I haven't really been sleeping.
1074
01:00:01,724 --> 01:00:04,935
♪ Say you're the one for me ♪
1075
01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:09,606
♪ Say you're the only one for me ♪
1076
01:00:09,690 --> 01:00:11,608
♪ Say you're the one for me... ♪
1077
01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:15,988
We're here!
1078
01:00:18,699 --> 01:00:21,577
What the fuck? What the fuck?
1079
01:00:28,042 --> 01:00:30,294
What the fuck? What is this?
1080
01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:31,503
My parents' condo.
1081
01:00:31,587 --> 01:00:34,006
No, this is not a condo!
1082
01:00:34,089 --> 01:00:35,382
It's not?
1083
01:00:35,466 --> 01:00:37,593
Oh, maybe I was thinking of a time-share.
1084
01:00:37,676 --> 01:00:41,805
This is a creepy-ass cabin
in the middle of fucking nowhere.
1085
01:00:41,889 --> 01:00:43,515
You said we were going to the city.
1086
01:00:43,599 --> 01:00:45,017
No, I didn't.
1087
01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:46,977
You heavily implied it.
1088
01:00:47,061 --> 01:00:48,204
Oh, my God, what's the big deal?
1089
01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:52,191
The big deal, Heather,
is that there is a murderer on the loose
1090
01:00:52,274 --> 01:00:56,028
specifically targeting your friend group,
and you drove us into the woods.
1091
01:00:56,111 --> 01:00:58,155
Oh, my God!
1092
01:00:58,238 --> 01:00:59,865
I forgot to bring vodka.
1093
01:00:59,948 --> 01:01:01,325
Okay.
1094
01:01:01,408 --> 01:01:04,119
It doesn't matter
because we are going right now.
1095
01:01:04,203 --> 01:01:06,288
Come on, everyone. Back in the car.
1096
01:01:09,375 --> 01:01:10,793
Oh, my God.
1097
01:01:10,876 --> 01:01:13,796
Everyone, inside now! It's the killer.
1098
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:17,966
- Party's here!
- Party!
1099
01:01:18,050 --> 01:01:19,468
Tell me you brought vodka!
1100
01:01:19,551 --> 01:01:22,304
Well, do I go anywhere without it?
1101
01:01:22,388 --> 01:01:25,224
I'm here, too, and I brought brownies!
1102
01:01:26,558 --> 01:01:28,394
I thought it was just gonna be us four.
1103
01:01:28,477 --> 01:01:30,229
What is the big deal?
1104
01:01:30,312 --> 01:01:32,064
Did you just want to lez out this weekend?
1105
01:01:33,315 --> 01:01:35,567
- Hey. Let's party.
- Hi.
1106
01:01:35,651 --> 01:01:36,693
Gross!
1107
01:01:36,777 --> 01:01:40,197
Not... Your-your comment was gross,
not-not gay peop... Gay people are amazing.
1108
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:43,575
Your comment was...
had homophobic undertones.
1109
01:01:43,659 --> 01:01:45,678
Yo, y'all need to catch up.
I'm already two deep.
1110
01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:47,371
And I drove awesome.
1111
01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:52,459
Okay, all the doors
and windows are locked.
1112
01:01:53,085 --> 01:01:54,878
This is happening. This is happening.
1113
01:01:54,962 --> 01:01:57,548
We are all here in the murder cabin.
1114
01:01:57,631 --> 01:01:58,799
Murder cabin!
1115
01:02:00,426 --> 01:02:01,468
Murder cabin, let's go.
1116
01:02:01,552 --> 01:02:03,345
Okay, everybody! Guys!
1117
01:02:03,429 --> 01:02:06,014
Here's what we got to do.
Everybody, listen up.
1118
01:02:06,098 --> 01:02:08,267
There are rules for tonight.
1119
01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:10,769
Get out of here!
1120
01:02:10,853 --> 01:02:13,272
Hey, Mom... macita.
1121
01:02:13,355 --> 01:02:14,773
Hot mama.
1122
01:02:15,774 --> 01:02:18,211
God, I guess she really did want
to lez out with me this weekend.
1123
01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:21,697
- I don't know.
- Okay, everybody, this is very important.
1124
01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:26,118
No one goes anywhere alone,
especially you, Marisa.
1125
01:02:26,201 --> 01:02:29,163
And absolutely no one goes outside
for any reason.
1126
01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:34,185
Oh, we're getting naked in the hot tub.
1127
01:02:36,670 --> 01:02:38,839
BLAKE and PAM: Yes!
1128
01:02:40,591 --> 01:02:42,468
God, there's a murderer on the loose.
1129
01:02:42,551 --> 01:02:43,760
I don't...
1130
01:02:48,557 --> 01:02:49,641
Did you hear that?
1131
01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:52,144
You got to relax, man.
1132
01:02:53,061 --> 01:02:54,146
Have another brownie.
1133
01:02:54,980 --> 01:02:56,440
No.
1134
01:02:56,523 --> 01:02:58,734
- I had like five.
- Five?
1135
01:02:59,568 --> 01:03:01,278
No wonder you're so paranoid.
1136
01:03:02,237 --> 01:03:04,448
- Are those pot brownies?
- Yeah.
1137
01:03:06,158 --> 01:03:08,078
I stole a bunch of weed
from the evidence locker.
1138
01:03:08,118 --> 01:03:11,288
- There's about a pound in these bad boys.
- A pound?
1139
01:03:11,371 --> 01:03:14,124
Okay, so everyone's super high now.
1140
01:03:14,208 --> 01:03:17,294
Whoa. Whoa.
1141
01:03:17,377 --> 01:03:18,712
Mm, yeah.
1142
01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:20,756
Goddamn it.
1143
01:03:21,673 --> 01:03:24,760
Wait, how come I don't feel anything?
1144
01:03:24,843 --> 01:03:27,596
You must have the tolerance of a horse.
1145
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:31,266
I have a little left
if you want to roll a doobie.
1146
01:03:32,601 --> 01:03:33,644
What is this?
1147
01:03:34,728 --> 01:03:35,938
This is just dirt.
1148
01:03:36,688 --> 01:03:38,440
Look at all these twigs.
1149
01:03:38,524 --> 01:03:41,443
'Cause it's from the earth.
1150
01:03:41,527 --> 01:03:44,988
Man. '80s weed sucks.
1151
01:03:45,072 --> 01:03:49,868
Yeah, I could give you a gummy this big
that has 100 times more weed than this.
1152
01:03:49,952 --> 01:03:52,246
- Oh, sorry.
- You're... Fuck, my stash, dude.
1153
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:53,539
Sorry.
1154
01:03:53,622 --> 01:03:55,707
- You're crazy, man.
- All right.
1155
01:03:55,791 --> 01:03:58,252
Hey!
1156
01:03:58,335 --> 01:03:59,419
Hey, guys!
1157
01:04:01,296 --> 01:04:02,631
Guys!
1158
01:04:02,714 --> 01:04:03,966
Let's go inside!
1159
01:04:06,093 --> 01:04:07,761
Hey, guys, there's pizza inside!
1160
01:04:08,303 --> 01:04:09,596
Pizza?
1161
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:13,100
Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.
1162
01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:14,476
Okay, guys. All right.
1163
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:15,995
Leave room for Jesus.
1164
01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:18,981
Man, Canada,
you're a little stressed, huh?
1165
01:04:19,064 --> 01:04:20,232
I'm-a get you a shot.
1166
01:04:21,275 --> 01:04:23,777
You're not supposed to get together
for four years.
1167
01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:25,821
You're too horny. Too soon.
1168
01:04:25,904 --> 01:04:27,739
My God, you need to stop.
1169
01:04:27,823 --> 01:04:29,157
You sound like my mom.
1170
01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:32,411
Pam, I'm just looking out for you.
1171
01:04:32,494 --> 01:04:34,871
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
If you're not gonna be fun,
1172
01:04:34,955 --> 01:04:36,373
you can't come to the party.
1173
01:04:36,957 --> 01:04:38,792
- Enjoy your trees, bitch.
- What...
1174
01:04:39,835 --> 01:04:41,336
What?
1175
01:04:41,420 --> 01:04:42,772
Jamie's spending time
1176
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:45,090
- with the environment.
- Guys! Hey!
1177
01:04:45,173 --> 01:04:46,383
Are you sure? I hear her.
1178
01:04:46,466 --> 01:04:47,884
She'll be fine. She's from Canada.
1179
01:04:47,968 --> 01:04:48,969
Fuck.
1180
01:04:49,052 --> 01:04:51,805
I should just let him chop up all of you
at this point.
1181
01:04:53,682 --> 01:04:56,560
She said there was pizza,
but I don't see pizza.
1182
01:04:57,102 --> 01:04:58,812
She must have hidden it somewhere.
1183
01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:00,897
Let's find it.
1184
01:05:00,981 --> 01:05:02,316
- Oh, she's sneaky.
- Hey, um...
1185
01:05:02,399 --> 01:05:04,318
We gonna find this pizza.
1186
01:05:04,401 --> 01:05:05,777
I don't think that there's pizza.
1187
01:05:05,861 --> 01:05:07,946
I think... I don't know...
1188
01:05:08,030 --> 01:05:10,699
I think she just, like,
wanted us to come inside.
1189
01:05:11,283 --> 01:05:13,243
Aw, man, I'm starving.
1190
01:05:13,327 --> 01:05:14,995
Well, I could...
1191
01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:17,331
I could make us a pizza.
1192
01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:19,583
You could make us...
1193
01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:21,668
Are you saying you have pizza stuff?
1194
01:05:21,752 --> 01:05:24,588
I was thinking, like, we could improvise.
1195
01:05:24,671 --> 01:05:26,173
- Improvise.
- Mm-hmm.
1196
01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:28,091
- Yeah, let's improvise.
- Yeah, okay, yeah.
1197
01:05:43,774 --> 01:05:46,026
Shit. I locked all the windows.
1198
01:05:53,617 --> 01:05:56,078
Kara! Kara!
1199
01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:58,955
I think there's someone in the house!
1200
01:06:00,707 --> 01:06:02,834
There's someone in the house!
1201
01:06:02,918 --> 01:06:04,628
I'm in the house.
1202
01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:05,754
No.
1203
01:06:05,837 --> 01:06:08,048
Where'd you hide the pizza?
1204
01:06:08,131 --> 01:06:11,718
I think there's someone in the house!
1205
01:06:11,802 --> 01:06:13,011
Kara!
1206
01:06:14,096 --> 01:06:15,976
We got all the ingredients
for a Hawaiian pizza.
1207
01:06:18,183 --> 01:06:20,018
How many apple slices do you want?
1208
01:06:20,102 --> 01:06:22,354
Um, oh, maybe, like...
1209
01:06:23,397 --> 01:06:25,107
Oh, my God, your hand!
1210
01:06:29,403 --> 01:06:31,279
Uh...
1211
01:06:37,703 --> 01:06:39,413
Am I gonna die?
1212
01:06:39,496 --> 01:06:41,790
Uh, well, I don't think so.
1213
01:06:41,873 --> 01:06:43,125
Not if I find the bandages.
1214
01:06:43,208 --> 01:06:45,210
I can't tell my mom
that I sliced my hand open
1215
01:06:45,293 --> 01:06:48,880
because I was all fucked-up
from four shots and a pound of weed.
1216
01:06:48,964 --> 01:06:50,799
Tell her you got into a bike accident.
1217
01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:53,468
You're right. I can lie.
1218
01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,345
You're so smart.
1219
01:06:59,641 --> 01:07:02,644
I'm making cocktails.
1220
01:07:02,728 --> 01:07:08,650
If anyone wants to stop being lame
and start having some fun.
1221
01:07:36,178 --> 01:07:37,846
What was that?
1222
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:39,681
I don't know.
1223
01:07:40,265 --> 01:07:41,641
Oh, my God.
1224
01:07:42,184 --> 01:07:44,895
Oh, my God.
The killer's supposed to come here.
1225
01:07:44,978 --> 01:07:45,979
What?
1226
01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:47,272
Jamie. She told me.
1227
01:07:47,355 --> 01:07:49,483
The blood from my hand
must have gone to my brain.
1228
01:07:49,566 --> 01:07:51,359
She didn't want to lez out this weekend.
1229
01:07:51,443 --> 01:07:52,819
She's a psychic.
1230
01:07:52,903 --> 01:07:54,863
The killer's gonna come here
and kill Marisa.
1231
01:07:54,946 --> 01:07:56,907
Marisa?
1232
01:07:56,990 --> 01:07:58,241
Go!
1233
01:07:58,325 --> 01:07:59,701
Barricade the door!
1234
01:08:04,331 --> 01:08:06,291
Heather, you want to play beer pong?
1235
01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:10,587
Heather.
1236
01:08:11,588 --> 01:08:12,839
Beer pong.
1237
01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:30,941
Randy!
1238
01:08:31,024 --> 01:08:32,317
Randy!
1239
01:08:38,323 --> 01:08:41,409
No! Hey!
1240
01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:43,286
Heather!
1241
01:08:44,037 --> 01:08:46,581
Heather!
1242
01:08:47,541 --> 01:08:49,918
Heather, wake up!
1243
01:08:50,001 --> 01:08:51,002
Heather, wake up!
1244
01:08:52,838 --> 01:08:54,798
- ♪ Then love picked us out for ro... ♪
- Heather!
1245
01:08:57,384 --> 01:08:59,845
- Hey.
- What's with the music?
1246
01:08:59,928 --> 01:09:02,264
I bet Blake and Pam
didn't want us hearing them
1247
01:09:02,347 --> 01:09:04,599
banging the headboard against the wall.
1248
01:09:06,852 --> 01:09:08,395
You want to have sex in the hot tub?
1249
01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:09,896
Ooh, yeah.
1250
01:09:09,980 --> 01:09:13,024
But I suck at foreplay,
so you'll have to use the jets for that.
1251
01:09:13,108 --> 01:09:15,068
Okay.
1252
01:09:16,278 --> 01:09:17,445
♪ We started dancing... ♪
1253
01:09:21,449 --> 01:09:23,094
- Get through that, killer.
- That looks good.
1254
01:09:24,202 --> 01:09:26,037
Hey, let me in! The killer's inside!
1255
01:09:27,581 --> 01:09:29,833
Pam! Pam, the killer's inside!
1256
01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:32,043
How did you get up here?
1257
01:09:32,127 --> 01:09:33,295
He's gonna kill Heather.
1258
01:09:33,378 --> 01:09:35,046
- I thought you said Marisa.
- Randy!
1259
01:09:35,130 --> 01:09:38,300
♪ Said let the music play ♪
1260
01:09:38,383 --> 01:09:40,176
♪ He won't get away ♪
1261
01:09:40,260 --> 01:09:43,346
♪ Just keep the groove
And then he'll come back to you again ♪
1262
01:09:43,430 --> 01:09:44,723
♪ Let it play ♪
1263
01:09:44,806 --> 01:09:48,310
♪ Let the music play, he won't get away ♪
1264
01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:50,145
♪ This groove he can't ignore ♪
1265
01:09:50,228 --> 01:09:52,022
♪ He won't leave you anymore... ♪
1266
01:09:52,105 --> 01:09:54,274
Oh, my God, Heather!
1267
01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:55,984
- Heather!
- Heather!
1268
01:09:56,067 --> 01:09:57,420
Heather!
1269
01:09:57,444 --> 01:09:58,445
Heather!
1270
01:09:59,029 --> 01:10:00,405
Heather, get out of there!
1271
01:10:02,908 --> 01:10:04,326
- Heather!
- Heather!
1272
01:10:06,411 --> 01:10:07,412
Heather!
1273
01:10:10,248 --> 01:10:11,917
Somebody, help me!
1274
01:10:12,459 --> 01:10:13,585
Help me!
1275
01:10:14,252 --> 01:10:15,837
No!
1276
01:10:23,428 --> 01:10:26,473
♪ He's dancing his way back to me... ♪
1277
01:10:27,307 --> 01:10:29,309
Hey, get away from her!
1278
01:10:31,686 --> 01:10:33,647
♪ We are truly lovers ♪
1279
01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:36,066
♪ Magic from the very start ♪
1280
01:10:37,484 --> 01:10:39,861
♪ 'Cause love just kept me groovin' ♪
1281
01:10:39,945 --> 01:10:42,030
♪ And he felt me movin' ♪
1282
01:10:42,113 --> 01:10:44,824
♪ Even though we danced apart ♪
1283
01:10:45,951 --> 01:10:47,577
♪ So we started dancing ♪
1284
01:10:47,661 --> 01:10:50,747
♪ And love put us into the groove ♪
1285
01:10:52,874 --> 01:10:54,459
♪ As soon as we started to move ♪
1286
01:10:56,962 --> 01:10:59,965
♪ As soon as we started to move ♪
1287
01:11:01,841 --> 01:11:05,303
♪ Love said let the music play ♪
1288
01:11:05,387 --> 01:11:07,806
♪ He won't get away ♪
1289
01:11:07,889 --> 01:11:11,226
♪ Just keep the groove
And then he'll come back to you again ♪
1290
01:11:11,309 --> 01:11:13,353
- ♪ Let it play ♪
- ♪ Let the music play... ♪
1291
01:11:28,368 --> 01:11:29,536
She's alive.
1292
01:11:49,014 --> 01:11:51,099
All right, kids,
we got a real problem here.
1293
01:11:51,182 --> 01:11:53,810
- I have some...
- Here you go, Sheriff.
1294
01:11:54,477 --> 01:11:55,478
Careful.
1295
01:11:57,814 --> 01:11:58,815
What's this?
1296
01:11:58,898 --> 01:12:01,484
I hit the killer in the head
with a piece of firewood,
1297
01:12:01,568 --> 01:12:04,320
and I soaked up some of his blood
with that paper towel.
1298
01:12:06,406 --> 01:12:08,033
You have his DNA.
1299
01:12:08,950 --> 01:12:10,035
What's that?
1300
01:12:10,118 --> 01:12:12,078
DNA? It's, like...
1301
01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:15,415
I don't...
I don't know what it stands for,
1302
01:12:15,498 --> 01:12:17,125
but everyone...
1303
01:12:17,208 --> 01:12:18,585
It's, like, specific...
1304
01:12:19,878 --> 01:12:21,254
to the... to the person.
1305
01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:24,132
You just, you just plug it into
the worldwide database.
1306
01:12:27,469 --> 01:12:32,390
Uh, sure, sweetheart, we'll just fire up
the old worldwide "DMA" database.
1307
01:12:33,808 --> 01:12:35,560
Ugh, solving crime. Ugh.
1308
01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:39,022
All right, now let's get serious.
1309
01:12:39,105 --> 01:12:40,106
Man.
1310
01:12:40,190 --> 01:12:42,043
Who else knew
you kids were going to that cabin?
1311
01:12:42,067 --> 01:12:45,403
- Nobody.
- Lurch saw us talking in science class.
1312
01:12:45,487 --> 01:12:47,030
Maybe he overheard.
1313
01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:49,324
Well, you ever bring
anybody else out there?
1314
01:12:49,407 --> 01:12:50,784
Other parties?
1315
01:12:51,284 --> 01:12:53,703
What if it wasn't someone
who followed us up there?
1316
01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:55,872
What's that supposed to mean?
1317
01:12:55,955 --> 01:12:57,767
It means where were you
when Heather was murdered?
1318
01:12:57,791 --> 01:12:59,551
- Hold on one minute.
- Jamie freaked me out.
1319
01:12:59,626 --> 01:13:01,854
- I hid in the closet.
- And you didn't hear her screaming?
1320
01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:03,088
There was music blasting.
1321
01:13:03,171 --> 01:13:05,465
- Daddy, I didn't do anything.
- I know, Kara.
1322
01:13:06,091 --> 01:13:07,509
Fuck you!
1323
01:13:08,051 --> 01:13:09,219
Kara.
1324
01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:11,846
Well, what do we do now?
1325
01:13:13,556 --> 01:13:14,682
I don't know.
1326
01:13:15,642 --> 01:13:18,144
Marisa was the one
who was supposed to die in the cabin.
1327
01:13:18,228 --> 01:13:19,562
Wait, what?
1328
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:21,940
She's psychic.
1329
01:13:22,816 --> 01:13:24,692
Not anymore.
1330
01:13:25,777 --> 01:13:29,531
This is Norm Dubasage for KZFD News.
1331
01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:39,541
{\an8}Fear has gripped Vernon,
as the community mourns a second victim,
1332
01:13:39,624 --> 01:13:42,502
{\an8}and the police still have made no arrests.
1333
01:13:42,585 --> 01:13:43,795
Now, unfortunately...
1334
01:13:44,337 --> 01:13:46,798
- How are you doing?
- Not great.
1335
01:13:46,881 --> 01:13:49,342
The only thing I've changed
is the order they die in.
1336
01:13:50,135 --> 01:13:52,637
I was thinking
it could also be two killers.
1337
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:54,347
You know? Like in Scream.
1338
01:13:55,014 --> 01:13:56,141
Scream?
1339
01:13:56,224 --> 01:13:58,768
Oh. Right. It's not out yet.
1340
01:13:58,852 --> 01:14:01,372
It's a movie from the future
that you think stars Drew Barrymore
1341
01:14:01,396 --> 01:14:02,605
but then doesn't.
1342
01:14:02,689 --> 01:14:04,107
Never mind.
1343
01:14:04,190 --> 01:14:05,650
Um, how's the time machine?
1344
01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:08,069
Uh, good news and bad news.
1345
01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:11,322
I managed to work up a prototype in shop.
1346
01:14:11,406 --> 01:14:12,532
Oh, my God.
1347
01:14:12,615 --> 01:14:14,117
But it doesn't really work.
1348
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,243
That is impressive.
1349
01:14:16,494 --> 01:14:18,371
Oh, my God, there's a signal.
1350
01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:19,455
How?
1351
01:14:19,539 --> 01:14:22,500
I guess they thought it was
some sort of demonic rune.
1352
01:14:22,584 --> 01:14:25,753
{\an8}But like I said, I'm not an anarchist.
1353
01:14:25,837 --> 01:14:28,381
And now another girl is dead.
1354
01:14:28,923 --> 01:14:32,802
{\an8}An experience like that, man, changes you.
1355
01:14:34,554 --> 01:14:36,389
Men showing emotion.
1356
01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:37,682
Fascinating.
1357
01:14:37,765 --> 01:14:41,477
For KZFD, this is Norm Dubasage.
1358
01:14:41,561 --> 01:14:43,021
And clear.
1359
01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:46,691
No, no, no, no. Where'd it go?
1360
01:14:46,774 --> 01:14:48,419
Eddie? I love you, Eddie!
1361
01:14:48,443 --> 01:14:49,920
- Come back.
- I love you, Eddie!
1362
01:14:49,944 --> 01:14:52,113
- The TV satellite.
- It's me, Charlene! Remember?
1363
01:14:52,197 --> 01:14:54,550
If I can pirate the TV van's transmission
to this converter,
1364
01:14:54,574 --> 01:14:56,367
that could be enough to get you home.
1365
01:14:56,451 --> 01:14:58,077
And now the bad news.
1366
01:14:58,161 --> 01:15:00,580
I thought the prototype not working
was the bad news.
1367
01:15:00,663 --> 01:15:03,100
No, the prototype not working
is just a normal part of the process.
1368
01:15:03,124 --> 01:15:04,417
Trial and error.
1369
01:15:05,043 --> 01:15:07,837
The bad news is that, given your battery's
rate of parasitic drain,
1370
01:15:07,921 --> 01:15:10,733
you have approximately seven and a half
hours until you're stuck here forever.
1371
01:15:10,757 --> 01:15:11,841
Fuck.
1372
01:15:11,925 --> 01:15:14,052
That's right around the time
Heather's killed.
1373
01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:15,970
Or is supposed to be killed.
1374
01:15:16,054 --> 01:15:17,388
Where?
1375
01:15:17,472 --> 01:15:19,641
The Halloween Carnival. At Billy's.
1376
01:15:19,724 --> 01:15:21,392
That they always broadcast.
1377
01:15:21,476 --> 01:15:23,436
That's it. That's how we'll get you home.
1378
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:26,231
We'll hijack the live broadcast
at the boardwalk. Okay.
1379
01:15:26,314 --> 01:15:27,649
Meet me at Billy's after school.
1380
01:15:27,732 --> 01:15:29,960
We have to make sure this thing works
so we can get you home tonight.
1381
01:15:29,984 --> 01:15:32,237
Okay, well, I can't go home
until I stop the killer.
1382
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,572
Okay, well, if we don't
send you home tonight,
1383
01:15:34,656 --> 01:15:38,534
brush up on your Reaganomics because we
have a social studies test on Wednesday.
1384
01:15:43,706 --> 01:15:45,333
Ugh.
1385
01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:47,085
Come on!
1386
01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:48,962
Hey! Hey!
1387
01:15:49,796 --> 01:15:51,673
Too horny! Too soon!
1388
01:17:00,700 --> 01:17:03,369
Whew. Wait, that smells bad.
1389
01:17:04,662 --> 01:17:05,955
Oh.
1390
01:17:06,956 --> 01:17:09,375
Okay, um, um...
1391
01:17:12,003 --> 01:17:13,963
Oh, God, if this is a body.
1392
01:17:17,842 --> 01:17:19,844
Thank God.
1393
01:17:23,264 --> 01:17:24,390
Get away!
1394
01:17:24,474 --> 01:17:27,060
Fine.
1395
01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:28,728
Fine.
1396
01:17:28,811 --> 01:17:31,439
Take whatever you want.
Just please leave the ThunderCats.
1397
01:17:33,024 --> 01:17:35,568
I don't want your video games.
1398
01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:37,403
Those are the only things worthwhile.
1399
01:17:40,448 --> 01:17:42,325
Why were you parked
outside Tiffany's party?
1400
01:17:43,326 --> 01:17:44,494
I wanted to go.
1401
01:17:45,203 --> 01:17:48,414
I sat outside listening to Meat Loaf,
trying to build up the courage, but...
1402
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:53,503
I know people think I'm scary,
but I'm not a killer.
1403
01:17:54,754 --> 01:17:57,298
- Oh.
- What's going on?
1404
01:17:57,382 --> 01:17:58,466
Doug.
1405
01:17:58,549 --> 01:18:01,636
Only hall monitors are allowed outdoors
during school hours.
1406
01:18:01,719 --> 01:18:04,263
Uh, we were, um, we were just...
1407
01:18:04,347 --> 01:18:05,348
Video games much?
1408
01:18:06,474 --> 01:18:07,850
Uh, yeah.
1409
01:18:07,934 --> 01:18:11,104
I know it's nerdy,
but I want to make them someday.
1410
01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:12,814
You ever play Death Wish 3?
1411
01:18:12,897 --> 01:18:14,482
The graphics are amazing.
1412
01:18:14,565 --> 01:18:16,984
When you kill someone,
they explode into pink mist.
1413
01:18:17,902 --> 01:18:19,028
We should go inside.
1414
01:18:19,112 --> 01:18:20,238
It's not safe out here.
1415
01:18:20,321 --> 01:18:21,781
You guys are safe with me.
1416
01:18:21,864 --> 01:18:23,908
- I took karate for eight years.
- Where?
1417
01:18:23,991 --> 01:18:25,618
Tom's Dojo at the mall.
1418
01:18:26,244 --> 01:18:28,180
And the police cruise by here,
like, every two minutes.
1419
01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:30,957
I wouldn't trust Sheriff Lim
to solve anything.
1420
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,560
He was convinced it was Eddie
even after I told him there was no way.
1421
01:18:33,584 --> 01:18:37,046
I know it wasn't Eddie,
but how do you know it wasn't Eddie?
1422
01:18:37,130 --> 01:18:40,007
He told me all about that night,
how he was making out with Tiffany
1423
01:18:40,091 --> 01:18:42,593
but then left as soon as she said
she doesn't do blow jobs.
1424
01:18:43,678 --> 01:18:44,929
Just think.
1425
01:18:45,012 --> 01:18:48,433
Maybe if she did do blow jobs,
she'd still be alive.
1426
01:18:49,225 --> 01:18:52,437
Yeah, let's-let's not
make that the lesson.
1427
01:18:58,484 --> 01:19:00,004
- Hey.
- Hey. You catch the killer yet?
1428
01:19:00,862 --> 01:19:02,697
No. Is the photo booth working?
1429
01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:03,781
No.
1430
01:19:04,991 --> 01:19:07,952
There's a super futuristic generator
in here, but it's busted.
1431
01:19:08,035 --> 01:19:11,014
There's no way this thing can generate
enough force to power the time machine.
1432
01:19:11,038 --> 01:19:13,166
That's the time machine? Just that?
1433
01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:17,712
Imagine this is a computer
and this is the power button.
1434
01:19:18,379 --> 01:19:20,548
Okay, so we need a new power button.
1435
01:19:20,631 --> 01:19:23,259
Yep, one that can generate
a shit ton of force,
1436
01:19:23,342 --> 01:19:25,219
enough to basically disrupt gravity.
1437
01:19:29,182 --> 01:19:30,683
Like the Quantum Drop?
1438
01:19:41,235 --> 01:19:44,197
And here we are back on Earth.
1439
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:47,241
Thank you so much
for riding the Quantum Drop.
1440
01:19:47,325 --> 01:19:50,328
Please save your vomit
for outside the ride
1441
01:19:50,411 --> 01:19:54,916
and enjoy the rest of your day
at Billy's Boardwalk.
1442
01:19:56,501 --> 01:19:58,753
Hey. Uh, we've been sent by the city.
1443
01:19:58,836 --> 01:20:00,379
We got to shut down the ride.
1444
01:20:00,463 --> 01:20:02,423
One of the, uh, exterior panels...
1445
01:20:02,507 --> 01:20:04,509
Quantum Drop goes down, Ned goes on break.
1446
01:20:04,592 --> 01:20:05,968
That's all you had to say.
1447
01:20:09,138 --> 01:20:11,349
Oh. He really just left.
1448
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,560
God, the '80s are wild.
1449
01:20:17,605 --> 01:20:18,773
Okay.
1450
01:20:18,856 --> 01:20:20,566
I'm good here. You go catch the killer.
1451
01:20:20,650 --> 01:20:22,151
- Okay. Good luck.
- Thanks.
1452
01:20:24,737 --> 01:20:28,157
So, as I told Pam, I'm psychic.
1453
01:20:28,241 --> 01:20:30,093
And I thought Heather was
gonna be killed tonight
1454
01:20:30,117 --> 01:20:31,994
at the Halloween Carnival
in the parking lot,
1455
01:20:32,078 --> 01:20:35,706
but since she's already dead,
he's probably gonna go after Marisa.
1456
01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:37,291
- Oh, my God.
- Or me.
1457
01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:40,962
If your visions are wrong,
then anything can happen.
1458
01:20:41,045 --> 01:20:45,550
Yeah, I mean, no one's safe,
so if anyone wants to leave, do it now.
1459
01:20:51,597 --> 01:20:53,057
I want to catch him.
1460
01:20:53,140 --> 01:20:55,977
Even if he does kill Marisa
and the rest of us live...
1461
01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:57,436
Oh, Jesus.
1462
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:00,582
...I don't want to go my whole life
knowing that that psycho killed my friends
1463
01:21:00,606 --> 01:21:02,066
and he's still out there.
1464
01:21:02,149 --> 01:21:04,735
Me either.
Let's break this motherfucker, huh?
1465
01:21:05,653 --> 01:21:08,739
- I-I really don't want to be the bait.
- You're gonna be okay.
1466
01:21:08,823 --> 01:21:11,659
Now, the second you see him, press this.
1467
01:21:11,742 --> 01:21:13,452
It's a rape alarm. It's insanely loud.
1468
01:21:13,536 --> 01:21:14,721
And if you get scared at all...
1469
01:21:14,745 --> 01:21:16,163
Oh. Okay.
1470
01:21:16,247 --> 01:21:18,416
All right. No. Uh...
1471
01:21:18,499 --> 01:21:20,394
Now you know how it works.
1472
01:21:20,418 --> 01:21:24,547
But what if he slits her throat before
she has a chance to press the rape button?
1473
01:21:24,630 --> 01:21:26,215
- What the fuck?
- I don't know.
1474
01:21:26,299 --> 01:21:28,777
That's not his M.O. The killer always
stabs his victims 16 times.
1475
01:21:28,801 --> 01:21:30,636
Okay, that does not make me feel better.
1476
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:31,762
You're gonna be fine.
1477
01:21:31,846 --> 01:21:33,806
Just-just walk to the Dollhouse of Horrors
1478
01:21:33,889 --> 01:21:36,076
as if you're planning
to meet someone there to blow them.
1479
01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:38,477
- Blow them.
- Yeah, you do it all the time.
1480
01:21:40,146 --> 01:21:41,355
Yeah.
1481
01:21:41,439 --> 01:21:43,774
- And we'll be right there waiting.
- Okay.
1482
01:21:46,110 --> 01:21:48,279
You're just gonna go blow somebody.
1483
01:21:48,362 --> 01:21:49,864
That's all.
1484
01:21:49,947 --> 01:21:51,949
Casual beej in the Dollhouse of Horrors.
1485
01:21:53,117 --> 01:21:54,118
You got this.
1486
01:21:58,664 --> 01:22:02,752
♪ Under blue moon, I saw you ♪
1487
01:22:02,835 --> 01:22:07,715
♪ So soon you'll take me
Up in your arms... ♪
1488
01:22:07,798 --> 01:22:09,091
Act natural.
1489
01:22:09,175 --> 01:22:11,969
Just in case the killer is following you
instead of Marisa.
1490
01:22:12,637 --> 01:22:13,822
- We don't want to...
- Kara!
1491
01:22:13,846 --> 01:22:16,307
- Oh, my God.
- What are you doing here?
1492
01:22:17,141 --> 01:22:19,852
It's Halloween. Where is everyone?
1493
01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:22,688
I feel like you guys have been
avoiding me since the cabin.
1494
01:22:22,772 --> 01:22:24,106
Blake turned everyone against me.
1495
01:22:24,190 --> 01:22:26,025
- Uh, no.
- No.
1496
01:22:26,108 --> 01:22:27,461
- No, no, no, no. We've, um...
- Mm-mm.
1497
01:22:27,485 --> 01:22:29,046
- They're on the roller coaster.
- Mm-hmm.
1498
01:22:29,070 --> 01:22:31,280
And-and Jamie, she wasn't feeling well.
1499
01:22:31,364 --> 01:22:32,740
Yeah, stomach bug.
1500
01:22:32,823 --> 01:22:35,135
It's weird, everyone asked me
where I was when Heather was killed,
1501
01:22:35,159 --> 01:22:37,870
but no one started dying
until you got here.
1502
01:22:40,456 --> 01:22:41,999
♪ The killing moon ♪
1503
01:22:43,793 --> 01:22:46,962
♪ Will come too soon ♪
1504
01:22:48,214 --> 01:22:49,632
♪ Fate ♪
1505
01:22:50,675 --> 01:22:54,220
♪ Up against your will ♪
1506
01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:57,473
♪ Through the thick and thin ♪
1507
01:22:58,349 --> 01:23:01,185
♪ He will wait until ♪
1508
01:23:01,268 --> 01:23:02,937
Hey, hey.
1509
01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:06,524
♪ You give yourself to him ♪
1510
01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:08,651
Oh, my God.
1511
01:23:09,652 --> 01:23:10,986
I saw Marisa.
1512
01:23:12,446 --> 01:23:15,449
I just remembered I saw her
on the boardwalk Halloween night.
1513
01:23:15,533 --> 01:23:17,034
And the killer was following her.
1514
01:23:17,118 --> 01:23:19,598
- We need to get Jamie out of there.
- Yes, I'm-I'm very aware.
1515
01:23:24,041 --> 01:23:25,167
Get the metal conductor.
1516
01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:32,758
Okay.
1517
01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:49,275
Going down?
1518
01:24:03,330 --> 01:24:04,957
I hate this place.
1519
01:24:10,588 --> 01:24:11,589
Randy?
1520
01:24:18,345 --> 01:24:19,972
Randy?
1521
01:24:21,599 --> 01:24:22,892
I'm here.
1522
01:24:41,869 --> 01:24:43,162
I hate this place!
1523
01:24:56,884 --> 01:24:57,885
Ew.
1524
01:25:01,764 --> 01:25:03,474
Oh, I have those panties.
1525
01:25:05,518 --> 01:25:07,770
Oh. Oh, no.
1526
01:25:28,624 --> 01:25:29,792
Randy?
1527
01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:31,293
Are you in here?
1528
01:25:35,548 --> 01:25:37,508
I'm all alone in the kitchen.
1529
01:25:38,259 --> 01:25:40,135
And I'm ready to blow you.
1530
01:25:52,106 --> 01:25:53,607
Shit.
1531
01:25:55,985 --> 01:25:57,987
Rape alarm! Rape alarm!
1532
01:26:01,532 --> 01:26:03,075
I got the knife! Oh, shit.
1533
01:26:03,158 --> 01:26:04,368
Shit.
1534
01:26:13,127 --> 01:26:15,296
- Randy!
- Jamie, look out!
1535
01:26:42,156 --> 01:26:43,741
I told you I wasn't the killer!
1536
01:26:46,368 --> 01:26:48,746
- That thing is real?
- Yeah, my dad gave it to me.
1537
01:26:48,829 --> 01:26:50,664
There's a killer on the loose.
1538
01:26:53,334 --> 01:26:54,335
We did it.
1539
01:26:55,127 --> 01:26:56,128
We stopped him.
1540
01:27:05,888 --> 01:27:06,889
Doug?
1541
01:27:09,433 --> 01:27:11,101
Why would Doug want to kill us?
1542
01:27:11,185 --> 01:27:12,978
Dork Summers beat the shit of me?
1543
01:27:13,062 --> 01:27:14,188
He took karate.
1544
01:27:14,980 --> 01:27:18,484
- At Tom's Dojo.
- But we've never done anything to Doug.
1545
01:27:20,611 --> 01:27:22,154
{\an8}Wait, what is that?
1546
01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:23,364
Nerd jewelry.
1547
01:27:23,447 --> 01:27:25,115
Is that a locket?
1548
01:27:28,327 --> 01:27:29,662
Fat Trish!
1549
01:27:30,496 --> 01:27:32,790
Why does he have a picture of Fat Trish?
1550
01:27:32,873 --> 01:27:34,667
They were boyfriend and girlfriend.
1551
01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:37,962
Remember on the class trip
that we took to the Field Museum?
1552
01:27:38,045 --> 01:27:39,272
They got their braces stuck together
1553
01:27:39,296 --> 01:27:41,149
because they were making out
in the back of the bus.
1554
01:27:41,173 --> 01:27:42,299
But that's crazy.
1555
01:27:42,883 --> 01:27:46,220
He hunted you down and murdered you
because you made fun of his girlfriend?
1556
01:27:46,303 --> 01:27:47,846
Oh, my God.
1557
01:27:47,930 --> 01:27:49,807
He must have known about the sleepover.
1558
01:27:49,890 --> 01:27:51,100
What sleepover?
1559
01:27:52,601 --> 01:27:54,103
The night she died, we...
1560
01:27:54,979 --> 01:27:58,357
There was a rumor
that Trish had sex with Coach Zane.
1561
01:27:58,440 --> 01:27:59,584
We wanted to know if it was true,
1562
01:27:59,608 --> 01:28:01,819
so Tiffany invited her over
and got her really drunk.
1563
01:28:01,902 --> 01:28:03,946
- Have another.
- Oh, my God.
1564
01:28:04,029 --> 01:28:05,698
She denied it, but Tiffany kept asking,
1565
01:28:05,781 --> 01:28:08,367
and she started crying
and then locked herself in Tiffany's room.
1566
01:28:08,450 --> 01:28:09,761
Leave me alone!
1567
01:28:09,785 --> 01:28:11,286
And she must have called Doug.
1568
01:28:11,370 --> 01:28:13,497
And then... and then she left.
1569
01:28:13,580 --> 01:28:16,458
You got her drunk and let her drive home?
1570
01:28:16,542 --> 01:28:18,460
We tried to stop her,
but she was too upset.
1571
01:28:18,544 --> 01:28:19,545
Jamie!
1572
01:28:19,628 --> 01:28:21,296
Oh, my God.
1573
01:28:21,380 --> 01:28:23,632
It was Doug? Oh, we need to go right now.
1574
01:28:23,716 --> 01:28:25,801
I got it working,
but your phone's almost dead.
1575
01:28:25,884 --> 01:28:27,177
How could you do that?
1576
01:28:27,678 --> 01:28:28,846
You killed someone.
1577
01:28:29,972 --> 01:28:31,265
No, I didn't.
1578
01:28:31,348 --> 01:28:32,599
Yes, you did.
1579
01:28:32,683 --> 01:28:35,686
You pretended to be her friend,
bullied her,
1580
01:28:35,769 --> 01:28:38,439
got her wasted
and then let her drive home!
1581
01:28:38,522 --> 01:28:39,606
Pam wasn't there.
1582
01:28:40,691 --> 01:28:43,152
Tiff and I got in a fight over the summer.
1583
01:28:44,278 --> 01:28:45,779
We didn't talk for months.
1584
01:28:47,239 --> 01:28:49,283
I would never do something like that.
1585
01:28:49,366 --> 01:28:51,246
Do you just think
that I'm some sort of monster?
1586
01:28:51,285 --> 01:28:52,786
Jamie, we really need to go.
1587
01:28:52,870 --> 01:28:55,330
Then why would Doug promise
to kill you one day?
1588
01:28:55,414 --> 01:28:57,791
- He didn't.
- He was going to.
1589
01:28:59,126 --> 01:29:00,210
He was gonna leave a note.
1590
01:29:02,838 --> 01:29:04,173
This note.
1591
01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:09,887
Okay, well, it doesn't matter now, right?
He's dead.
1592
01:29:17,603 --> 01:29:19,605
Daddy gave me this, too!
1593
01:29:19,688 --> 01:29:22,149
Motherfucker!
1594
01:29:22,232 --> 01:29:23,275
He's from the future!
1595
01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:24,401
I fucked up his mask.
1596
01:29:24,485 --> 01:29:25,611
That's adult Doug!
1597
01:29:25,694 --> 01:29:27,863
You killed Doug.
There is no adult Doug anymore.
1598
01:29:27,946 --> 01:29:29,573
And how the hell did he even get here?
1599
01:29:29,656 --> 01:29:30,949
Amelia.
1600
01:29:36,997 --> 01:29:38,123
Oh, my God.
1601
01:29:39,708 --> 01:29:40,709
Amelia?
1602
01:29:41,710 --> 01:29:43,128
Amelia?
1603
01:29:43,212 --> 01:29:45,631
Amelia? Amelia, can you hear me?
1604
01:29:56,975 --> 01:29:58,477
Oh, my God! Fuck!
1605
01:29:59,394 --> 01:30:01,396
Run! Run! Run!
1606
01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:02,856
Run!
1607
01:30:09,321 --> 01:30:11,281
Are you sure the Quantum Drop works?
1608
01:30:11,365 --> 01:30:13,367
As long as KZFD keeps broadcasting live.
1609
01:30:13,450 --> 01:30:15,494
{\an8}And for KZFD, this is Norm Dubasage
1610
01:30:15,577 --> 01:30:17,555
{\an8}- wishing you a happy Hallow...
- Don't stop filming!
1611
01:30:17,579 --> 01:30:19,081
{\an8}The killer's here! Keep rolling!
1612
01:30:19,164 --> 01:30:20,332
{\an8}One moment, folks.
1613
01:30:20,415 --> 01:30:22,167
{\an8}There appears to be
some sort of foot chase,
1614
01:30:22,251 --> 01:30:24,044
{\an8}and a young woman just gave me a warn...
1615
01:30:25,337 --> 01:30:26,481
{\an8}Oh, my God.
1616
01:30:26,505 --> 01:30:27,756
{\an8}Don't stop!
1617
01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:29,424
{\an8}Keep rolling! Keep rolling!
1618
01:30:29,508 --> 01:30:31,510
Holy shit,
he just got stabbed in the head!
1619
01:30:31,593 --> 01:30:34,304
I can't leave yet. I haven't stopped him.
My mom...
1620
01:30:34,388 --> 01:30:35,868
You have to go now or you never will.
1621
01:30:35,931 --> 01:30:37,200
I'll send you back earlier in the day.
1622
01:30:37,224 --> 01:30:39,369
That way, you can at least
save your mom in the future.
1623
01:30:39,393 --> 01:30:42,330
This control pod is the only place that's
not affected by the centrifugal force.
1624
01:30:42,354 --> 01:30:44,234
Once it's up to speed,
you have to stay in here.
1625
01:30:44,314 --> 01:30:45,607
What happens if you fall out?
1626
01:30:45,691 --> 01:30:47,011
You'd get thrown against the wall
1627
01:30:47,067 --> 01:30:49,254
with the same force as a rocket launch
and probably explode.
1628
01:30:49,278 --> 01:30:52,030
Good luck. Tell my daughter I said hi.
1629
01:30:53,323 --> 01:30:55,576
- Give my mom this.
- Okay.
1630
01:30:55,659 --> 01:30:57,744
- Bye.
- Bye.
1631
01:30:57,828 --> 01:30:59,246
Go.
1632
01:31:00,122 --> 01:31:01,498
Go! Get out of here!
1633
01:31:01,582 --> 01:31:02,958
Go! Get out!
1634
01:31:03,041 --> 01:31:04,376
Get out!
1635
01:31:04,459 --> 01:31:06,563
- It's gonna take him with you!
- Better than leaving him here!
1636
01:31:06,587 --> 01:31:07,629
Go!
1637
01:31:14,553 --> 01:31:16,180
Mom! No!
1638
01:31:27,983 --> 01:31:30,235
- What are you doing here?
- I don't know.
1639
01:31:30,319 --> 01:31:33,947
You had this vision I was supposed to be
in the Quantum Drop for a big moment.
1640
01:31:34,031 --> 01:31:35,949
I think that moment was connected to you.
1641
01:31:36,033 --> 01:31:38,202
Me and you have been in here before.
1642
01:31:46,501 --> 01:31:48,003
Let's get this fucker!
1643
01:32:45,185 --> 01:32:46,645
No.
1644
01:33:01,410 --> 01:33:02,452
No.
1645
01:33:14,548 --> 01:33:16,967
No!
1646
01:33:28,186 --> 01:33:30,105
You killed my mom!
1647
01:33:30,188 --> 01:33:32,357
Twice. It seems.
1648
01:33:32,441 --> 01:33:34,568
And your own dad.
1649
01:33:34,651 --> 01:33:36,486
That was just a bonus.
1650
01:33:36,570 --> 01:33:38,947
I'm still alive in 1987.
1651
01:33:39,031 --> 01:33:42,284
Now that Chris won't have
to deal with a piece-of-shit dad
1652
01:33:42,367 --> 01:33:46,621
who cares more about his legacy
than his own fucking son!
1653
01:33:48,081 --> 01:33:51,752
My mom never got
a note in her locker in 1987.
1654
01:33:51,835 --> 01:33:54,254
You wrote it after she died.
1655
01:33:54,338 --> 01:33:56,465
Why would you do this?
1656
01:33:56,548 --> 01:33:57,924
Continue the story.
1657
01:33:58,008 --> 01:34:02,763
It's hard to sustain interest
in three kills 35 years ago.
1658
01:34:02,846 --> 01:34:05,307
But now the Sweet 16 Killer's back,
1659
01:34:05,390 --> 01:34:07,392
and he's a bogeyman.
1660
01:34:07,476 --> 01:34:09,853
He could be anywhere at any time.
1661
01:34:09,936 --> 01:34:11,063
Can't be killed.
1662
01:34:11,146 --> 01:34:14,399
He's Michael fucking Myers!
1663
01:34:14,483 --> 01:34:16,902
And I'm the expert.
1664
01:34:16,985 --> 01:34:19,988
Although, I had no idea
the original killer was Doug,
1665
01:34:20,072 --> 01:34:21,990
so thank you for that.
1666
01:34:22,074 --> 01:34:24,576
The more people care about
the Sweet 16 murders,
1667
01:34:24,659 --> 01:34:26,661
the more famous I become.
1668
01:34:26,745 --> 01:34:28,955
Maybe one day I'll get a Pulitzer.
1669
01:34:29,039 --> 01:34:33,794
No one's ever gonna know about you because
you are gonna die in my time machine!
1670
01:34:33,877 --> 01:34:35,670
Not if I'm in the center!
1671
01:34:58,443 --> 01:35:01,238
I have both knives.
1672
01:35:07,953 --> 01:35:10,205
You shouldn't have time-traveled.
1673
01:35:10,288 --> 01:35:12,207
And you shouldn't have
messed with my family!
1674
01:35:17,629 --> 01:35:19,089
Enjoy the ride.
1675
01:35:23,301 --> 01:35:24,970
Huh.
1676
01:35:25,053 --> 01:35:26,805
Pink mist.
1677
01:35:28,807 --> 01:35:31,017
Time is like a river.
1678
01:35:31,101 --> 01:35:33,162
- You're out, bitch!
- I'm Jamie. From Canada.
1679
01:35:33,186 --> 01:35:35,790
Nobody wants to hear you talk
about how much you love your mom, okay?
1680
01:35:35,814 --> 01:35:37,542
Man, Canada,
you're a little stressed, huh?
1681
01:35:37,566 --> 01:35:39,025
I was trying to stop it.
1682
01:35:39,109 --> 01:35:40,235
And I like your jacket.
1683
01:35:40,318 --> 01:35:41,629
That's exactly what a chick would say.
1684
01:35:41,653 --> 01:35:43,381
I'm gonna show her
just how brilliant she really is.
1685
01:35:43,405 --> 01:35:44,823
Stay safe, honey. I love you.
1686
01:36:06,136 --> 01:36:08,013
Mom.
1687
01:36:14,644 --> 01:36:16,396
Mom?
1688
01:36:19,107 --> 01:36:21,109
Mom?
1689
01:36:22,194 --> 01:36:25,614
Mom? Mom?
1690
01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:28,658
Mom?
1691
01:36:29,743 --> 01:36:31,203
Mom!
1692
01:36:31,286 --> 01:36:32,621
Honey?
1693
01:36:32,704 --> 01:36:34,664
- Honey?
- Oh, Mom.
1694
01:36:34,748 --> 01:36:37,250
Oh, Mom, you're okay.
1695
01:36:38,418 --> 01:36:40,670
I love you.
1696
01:36:40,754 --> 01:36:42,064
I love you, too.
What happened, sweetheart?
1697
01:36:42,088 --> 01:36:43,965
- Hey, whoa, what's going on?
- Dad!
1698
01:36:44,049 --> 01:36:45,425
Hey, what-what happened?
1699
01:36:45,509 --> 01:36:47,969
Baby, why-why is your face bloody?
1700
01:36:48,053 --> 01:36:51,306
Um, I got in a bike accident.
1701
01:36:51,389 --> 01:36:52,429
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
1702
01:36:52,474 --> 01:36:54,392
Oh, my God.
1703
01:36:55,685 --> 01:36:57,646
What are you guys doing here?
1704
01:36:57,729 --> 01:36:59,123
What do you mean what are they doing here?
1705
01:36:59,147 --> 01:37:01,149
The whole crew comes
every year for Halloween.
1706
01:37:01,233 --> 01:37:03,235
- Right. Right.
- Yeah.
1707
01:37:03,318 --> 01:37:05,987
That's why you're, um,
dressed like Molly Ringwald.
1708
01:37:06,071 --> 01:37:08,031
What? No, I'm not
in my Halloween costume yet.
1709
01:37:08,114 --> 01:37:09,115
No, no.
1710
01:37:09,199 --> 01:37:12,661
No, no, this year, your mom and I
are going as Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
1711
01:37:12,744 --> 01:37:13,828
Huh?
1712
01:37:13,912 --> 01:37:16,581
Yeah, that's right.
1713
01:37:16,665 --> 01:37:18,959
Can I talk to you outside for a second?
1714
01:37:19,960 --> 01:37:21,294
Sorry.
1715
01:37:21,378 --> 01:37:23,922
I really wanted to be at the Quantum Drop
when you got there,
1716
01:37:24,005 --> 01:37:26,049
but I got the time wrong.
1717
01:37:26,132 --> 01:37:29,427
You can invent time travel,
but you can't remember daylight savings.
1718
01:37:29,511 --> 01:37:31,513
I'm glad to know I won't need this.
1719
01:37:31,596 --> 01:37:33,473
Oh, my God, you brought a gun?
1720
01:37:33,557 --> 01:37:35,357
I didn't know
who was coming out of that ride.
1721
01:37:35,392 --> 01:37:37,978
I waited 35 years
to see who won that fight.
1722
01:37:38,061 --> 01:37:39,938
There's a lot to catch you up on.
1723
01:37:40,021 --> 01:37:42,232
Yeah.
1724
01:37:42,315 --> 01:37:43,984
Everything that's different.
1725
01:37:44,067 --> 01:37:47,571
I-I had to guess at some things obviously,
but I think I got the big stuff.
1726
01:37:47,654 --> 01:37:49,656
Hey. Sorry I'm late.
1727
01:37:49,739 --> 01:37:51,908
Jason and Veronica are on their way.
1728
01:37:51,992 --> 01:37:53,410
What are you guys doing out here?
1729
01:37:53,493 --> 01:37:56,204
Helping her
with some science homework.
1730
01:37:56,288 --> 01:37:57,455
We'll be in in a second.
1731
01:37:57,539 --> 01:37:59,457
Nice fake blood.
1732
01:37:59,541 --> 01:38:00,625
- Looks real.
- Thank you.
1733
01:38:04,337 --> 01:38:05,547
Who was that?
1734
01:38:05,630 --> 01:38:10,510
Yeah, so... remember how you were trying
to keep your parents apart in high school?
1735
01:38:10,594 --> 01:38:13,722
You didn't. They got together immediately,
1736
01:38:13,805 --> 01:38:15,974
and that is your 34-year-old brother.
1737
01:38:16,057 --> 01:38:19,561
Oh, my God,
why does that keep happening?
1738
01:38:19,644 --> 01:38:20,812
And his name is Jamie.
1739
01:38:20,895 --> 01:38:22,647
We're both named Jamie?
1740
01:38:22,731 --> 01:38:25,317
Colette, honey,
can you help your brother set the table?
1741
01:38:27,777 --> 01:38:29,946
- Yeah, I'll be right in.
- Okay.
1742
01:38:30,030 --> 01:38:31,323
Oh, and your grandmother called.
1743
01:38:31,406 --> 01:38:33,926
She sends her love and she can't wait
to see you at Thanksgiving.
1744
01:38:33,950 --> 01:38:35,660
Mm.
1745
01:38:37,078 --> 01:38:38,413
You better get to reading.
1746
01:38:38,496 --> 01:38:40,332
Yeah.
1747
01:38:46,087 --> 01:38:48,298
Fucking time travel.
1748
01:38:51,968 --> 01:38:53,637
♪ Now, when you're feelin' low ♪
1749
01:38:53,720 --> 01:38:55,889
♪ And the fish won't bite ♪
1750
01:38:58,058 --> 01:39:00,060
♪ You need a little bit o' soul ♪
1751
01:39:00,143 --> 01:39:02,604
♪ To put you right ♪
1752
01:39:04,564 --> 01:39:06,566
♪ You gotta make like you wanna ♪
1753
01:39:06,650 --> 01:39:08,526
♪ Kneel and pray ♪
1754
01:39:08,610 --> 01:39:11,154
♪ Hey, ho, hey, ho! ♪
1755
01:39:11,237 --> 01:39:13,031
♪ And then a little bit o' soul ♪
1756
01:39:13,114 --> 01:39:16,076
♪ Will come your way ♪
1757
01:39:16,159 --> 01:39:17,494
♪ Oh! ♪
1758
01:39:17,577 --> 01:39:19,120
♪ Now, when your girl is gone ♪
1759
01:39:19,204 --> 01:39:21,790
♪ And you're broke in two ♪
1760
01:39:23,958 --> 01:39:25,877
♪ You need a little bit o' soul ♪
1761
01:39:25,960 --> 01:39:28,463
♪ To see you through ♪
1762
01:39:30,382 --> 01:39:32,300
♪ You gotta raise the roof ♪
1763
01:39:32,384 --> 01:39:35,011
♪ With your rock and roll ♪
1764
01:39:37,055 --> 01:39:38,682
♪ You'll get a lot more kicks ♪
1765
01:39:38,765 --> 01:39:41,226
♪ With a little bit o' soul ♪
1766
01:39:43,311 --> 01:39:45,230
♪ And if your party falls ♪
1767
01:39:45,313 --> 01:39:47,232
♪ 'Cause there's nobody groovin' ♪
1768
01:39:49,901 --> 01:39:51,736
♪ You need a little bit o' soul ♪
1769
01:39:51,820 --> 01:39:57,242
♪ And it really starts movin', yeah ♪
1770
01:40:02,914 --> 01:40:07,752
♪ And when you're in a mess
And you feel like cryin' ♪
1771
01:40:07,836 --> 01:40:09,254
♪ Hey! ♪
1772
01:40:09,337 --> 01:40:11,256
- ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ Just remember this ♪
1773
01:40:11,339 --> 01:40:14,259
♪ Little song of mine ♪
1774
01:40:15,885 --> 01:40:20,265
♪ And as you go through life
Tryin' to reach your goal ♪
1775
01:40:22,225 --> 01:40:26,271
♪ Just remember what I said
'Bout a little bit o' soul ♪
1776
01:40:28,356 --> 01:40:32,277
♪ And if your party falls
'Cause there's nobody groovin' ♪
1777
01:40:35,363 --> 01:40:37,282
♪ You need a little bit o' soul ♪
1778
01:40:37,365 --> 01:40:42,370
♪ And it really starts movin', yeah ♪
1779
01:40:43,663 --> 01:40:44,956
♪ Hey! ♪
1780
01:40:54,924 --> 01:40:56,885
♪ A little bit o' soul ♪
1781
01:40:56,968 --> 01:40:58,595
♪ Little bit o' soul, yeah ♪
1782
01:40:58,678 --> 01:41:00,305
♪ Little bit o' soul ♪
1783
01:41:00,388 --> 01:41:01,973
♪ Little bit o' soul, yeah ♪
1784
01:41:02,056 --> 01:41:03,349
♪ Little bit o' soul ♪
1785
01:41:03,433 --> 01:41:05,310
♪ Little bit o' soul, yeah ♪
1786
01:41:05,393 --> 01:41:06,895
♪ Little bit o' soul ♪
1787
01:41:06,978 --> 01:41:08,396
♪ Little bit o' soul, yeah ♪
1788
01:41:08,480 --> 01:41:09,898
♪ Little bit o' soul ♪
1789
01:41:09,981 --> 01:41:11,649
♪ Little bit o' soul, yeah ♪
1790
01:41:11,733 --> 01:41:13,318
♪ Little bit o' soul ♪
1791
01:41:13,401 --> 01:41:15,570
♪ Little bit o' soul, yeah ♪