1 00:00:24,893 --> 00:00:26,372 Those days were amazing. 2 00:00:26,573 --> 00:00:30,885 Being a kid, you know, what else was I to do but to live the Dragon? 3 00:00:31,093 --> 00:00:34,608 I'd study the music note for note. I read every interview. 4 00:00:34,813 --> 00:00:38,726 Copied every outfit, every move, you know, every look. 5 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:42,012 My pursuit of perfection was relentless. 6 00:00:44,053 --> 00:00:45,850 The music deserved that. 7 00:00:46,053 --> 00:00:48,328 All right, ladies. Spread them. 8 00:01:13,413 --> 00:01:16,086 Rob, you're not nailing the squeal. 9 00:01:16,333 --> 00:01:18,847 I have no idea what you're talking about. 10 00:01:20,293 --> 00:01:21,248 Check it out. 11 00:01:31,053 --> 00:01:32,725 Play it like that. 12 00:01:34,773 --> 00:01:37,207 -That's it. -That's a ping, not a squeal. 13 00:01:37,853 --> 00:01:41,050 -Sounds just like the tape, man. -No. Raunchier. 14 00:01:42,213 --> 00:01:43,931 Again, please. 15 00:01:45,893 --> 00:01:47,531 That was great. Thank you. 16 00:01:48,413 --> 00:01:49,368 From the top. 17 00:02:29,253 --> 00:02:30,891 Hold on! 18 00:02:52,653 --> 00:02:54,325 Hey, Jeremy, no. 19 00:02:54,653 --> 00:02:57,406 What are you doing? You know what this is? 20 00:02:57,613 --> 00:03:02,323 'Lubricator', signed by all five band members with the original cover. 21 00:03:02,693 --> 00:03:05,844 Look. Jorgen's name is misspelled. It should be an "E. " 22 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:08,283 You know how much I can get for it? 23 00:03:09,413 --> 00:03:12,166 Peace to you too, dude. Try it like this. 24 00:03:21,413 --> 00:03:24,644 Mom? Mom, isn't my room off-limits? 25 00:03:24,853 --> 00:03:28,812 I'm sorry, Chris. Oh, what were you doing? 26 00:03:30,573 --> 00:03:32,723 -How are you? -Good. How's Willard? 27 00:03:32,933 --> 00:03:35,128 -He's fine. You look nice. -Thank you. 28 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:38,052 Here, hold on. You got a smudge. 29 00:03:38,933 --> 00:03:40,844 -Bye. Gotta run. -Bye. Love you. 30 00:03:41,053 --> 00:03:43,203 Love you too. Bye. 31 00:03:59,933 --> 00:04:03,289 I need more power! I want more! 32 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,731 Come on, come on. 33 00:05:19,253 --> 00:05:20,527 Nina and Samantha! 34 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,691 Hey, Chris. 35 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:28,651 -Coming to my show in a week? -Of course. 36 00:05:28,853 --> 00:05:30,889 -Want to hand out fliers? -Absolutely. 37 00:05:31,093 --> 00:05:33,163 -You guys look awesome. -Bye. 38 00:05:33,373 --> 00:05:35,523 We're a band called Blood Pollution... 39 00:05:35,733 --> 00:05:39,089 ...a Steel Dragon tribute band, the best in Pittsburgh. 40 00:06:02,573 --> 00:06:04,052 Thank you. 41 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:08,850 I wrote this one for someone who ripped out my heart. 42 00:06:09,053 --> 00:06:11,248 And put it through a bloody blender! 43 00:06:11,613 --> 00:06:12,807 That's right. 44 00:06:16,573 --> 00:06:20,964 This one's for Kim, who makes me want to stand up and shout. 45 00:07:25,893 --> 00:07:27,963 Em, I'll be right back, okay? 46 00:07:29,493 --> 00:07:30,608 Excuse me. 47 00:07:37,573 --> 00:07:39,768 You think I could have one? 48 00:07:40,853 --> 00:07:45,005 Not without a blowjob and a sex change, pal. But have a nice day. 49 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:49,005 -Come on, girls. This way. -See you, Chris. 50 00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:07,649 Oh, that was awesome! 51 00:08:07,853 --> 00:08:10,686 That was the heaviest since Columbus in '77. 52 00:08:10,893 --> 00:08:13,566 Heavier than the 'Demented' tour. 53 00:08:15,053 --> 00:08:18,602 -I ask you, did they not rock? -They totally rocked. 54 00:08:28,373 --> 00:08:29,488 Guys. 55 00:08:32,733 --> 00:08:34,166 What the...? 56 00:08:41,733 --> 00:08:43,052 Come on. 57 00:08:43,853 --> 00:08:46,367 Oh, I thought I smelled pussy. 58 00:08:47,053 --> 00:08:48,122 Look who's here. 59 00:08:48,493 --> 00:08:52,725 -If it isn't Yoko Ono and the Fag Five. -What are you doing? 60 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:55,925 Making sure nobody sees some cut-rate copy band. 61 00:08:56,133 --> 00:08:59,284 Cut-rate? This dude can't even tune his own guitar. 62 00:08:59,533 --> 00:09:02,969 -You could work on your lip-synch. -I don't lip-synch. 63 00:09:03,173 --> 00:09:05,892 Be doing everyone a favor if you did. 64 00:09:06,093 --> 00:09:07,890 You could get the outfit right. 65 00:09:08,093 --> 00:09:11,847 Boots from the 'Wasted' tour and a cheap 'Twisted' jacket. 66 00:09:12,053 --> 00:09:16,569 You are so fully wrong, cocksmoker. This is official issue. 67 00:09:16,813 --> 00:09:19,885 The actual vest Bobby wore on the 'Twisted' tour. 68 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,732 My dad bought it from someone who knows them. 69 00:09:22,933 --> 00:09:25,686 Sorry, but your dad got ripped. 70 00:09:25,973 --> 00:09:30,171 The lapels should be blue, there's no green in the embroidery. 71 00:09:30,373 --> 00:09:33,524 As a matter of fact, can anybody here honestly say... 72 00:09:33,733 --> 00:09:37,806 ...they've ever seen Bobby Beers with a jacket with red lapels? 73 00:09:38,013 --> 00:09:39,890 -No, I can't. -I don't think so. 74 00:09:40,093 --> 00:09:41,845 You can make me his pants. 75 00:09:42,053 --> 00:09:44,408 Or did she already rip out the Dodge seats? 76 00:09:44,653 --> 00:09:49,169 No. First tell me what you put there to make people think you're a guy. 77 00:09:49,493 --> 00:09:52,724 -This is all me, baby. -You and a few ballet slippers. 78 00:09:52,933 --> 00:09:54,969 -You want a piece of me? -No, I'm good. 79 00:09:55,173 --> 00:09:58,165 -Want to see how a real man-- -Don't touch her. 80 00:10:01,013 --> 00:10:04,369 -Let go of my cape. -Let go of my cape! 81 00:10:34,613 --> 00:10:36,365 Get your ass out of bed. 82 00:10:39,893 --> 00:10:41,042 Get out of here. 83 00:10:42,653 --> 00:10:45,372 -Let's go. Get up. -Get out of here. 84 00:10:45,613 --> 00:10:46,841 Move it. 85 00:10:50,253 --> 00:10:52,767 Where you hiding your stash these days? 86 00:10:52,973 --> 00:10:54,884 Get out! I didn't do anything. 87 00:10:55,093 --> 00:10:57,846 That's the problem. You never do anything. 88 00:10:58,053 --> 00:11:01,489 -Get out of here, pig! -God-- Fucking-- 89 00:11:02,973 --> 00:11:04,292 Come on! 90 00:11:04,493 --> 00:11:07,007 Mom! Mom! 91 00:11:10,373 --> 00:11:15,652 Jeez, boys. Quit. Break it up. Chris, give him a break. Come on. 92 00:11:15,853 --> 00:11:17,809 -Stop it! -Tell him to get out! 93 00:11:18,013 --> 00:11:19,731 -Used to be my room. -Not anymore! 94 00:11:19,933 --> 00:11:22,163 Because I moved out when I was 1 8. 95 00:11:22,373 --> 00:11:24,682 -We're having breakfast. -Keep him out! 96 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:28,090 Get ready for work. Will you go downstairs? 97 00:11:28,293 --> 00:11:30,966 -Keep him out! -All right, he's gone. 98 00:11:35,173 --> 00:11:37,482 So you arrested Mervin for drunk driving? 99 00:11:37,693 --> 00:11:39,809 He was parked on the Brennemans' lawn. 100 00:11:40,013 --> 00:11:43,323 Claims he was going out for ice cream. Same story. 101 00:11:44,493 --> 00:11:47,530 -Chris, so how was the show? -It was fine. 102 00:11:47,733 --> 00:11:51,408 -The freaks were out in force. -Why weren't you busting heads? 103 00:11:51,653 --> 00:11:54,645 -Female officers handle that crowd. -You want to go? 104 00:11:54,853 --> 00:11:57,970 -Come on. -Saved again. Should take her to work. 105 00:11:58,173 --> 00:12:00,289 -Good one. -Did they do "Black Babylon"? 106 00:12:00,493 --> 00:12:03,530 They haven't played that since Osaka in '75. 107 00:12:03,733 --> 00:12:06,850 -That is pathetic that you know. -I love that song. 108 00:12:07,053 --> 00:12:10,284 Okay, genius, who's buried in Grant's tomb? 109 00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:15,004 It's twisted that you're still living at home, stealing Ma's makeup. 110 00:12:15,213 --> 00:12:16,771 Who's buried in Grant's tomb? 111 00:12:16,973 --> 00:12:19,533 How much longer will you put up with this? 112 00:12:19,733 --> 00:12:23,646 The rock star fantasy thing is something you grow out of at 14. 113 00:12:23,853 --> 00:12:28,768 If I get lucky, I'll get to grow up and listen to Air Supply like you. 114 00:12:29,053 --> 00:12:31,283 What's wrong with Air Supply? 115 00:12:31,493 --> 00:12:34,007 Nothing, if you're from the Village People. 116 00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:36,044 You know what the sickest thing is about you? 117 00:12:36,413 --> 00:12:39,849 It's that you don't have any fantasies of your own. 118 00:12:40,053 --> 00:12:42,487 You fantasize about being somebody else. 119 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:46,892 Wearing somebody else's clothes. Singing somebody else's songs. 120 00:12:47,093 --> 00:12:48,811 It's pathetic. 121 00:12:50,173 --> 00:12:53,882 -Get a haircut. -Okay, Satan's allegiant. 122 00:12:54,093 --> 00:12:55,446 Have a good one, son. 123 00:12:55,653 --> 00:12:58,451 -You didn't eat. -Later. I love you guys. 124 00:12:58,693 --> 00:12:59,728 Love you too. 125 00:12:59,933 --> 00:13:02,288 -I love you. -You do this every time. 126 00:13:02,493 --> 00:13:04,643 I question his sexuality, Ma. I do. 127 00:13:10,173 --> 00:13:14,405 Here's the procedure, so it won't happen again. Don't stick a pen in. 128 00:13:14,653 --> 00:13:17,451 I'll give you a simple one-two-three procedure. 129 00:13:17,653 --> 00:13:21,407 It's 1-2-3. Pop that down, push this. 130 00:13:21,653 --> 00:13:25,771 Pull back on this lever, free up the jam and you can access-- 131 00:13:28,093 --> 00:13:29,970 Is there something wrong? 132 00:13:30,453 --> 00:13:32,205 Is that mascara? 133 00:13:32,413 --> 00:13:35,803 -I'm in a band. Okay? -Oh, okay. 134 00:13:36,013 --> 00:13:39,289 Can you follow the 1-2-3 without sticking a pen in there? 135 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,008 Thank you. 136 00:13:41,213 --> 00:13:42,612 Thank you very much. 137 00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:44,772 Bye-bye. 138 00:14:20,973 --> 00:14:22,486 Sorry about that. 139 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,489 When's Marci getting back? 140 00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:36,362 She and Rob went to see Wham!, won't be back for a while. 141 00:14:36,613 --> 00:14:39,127 Wham? Oh, God. 142 00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:43,292 George Michael's a wuss. I'm gonna give Rob shit for it. 143 00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:45,730 He'll want to cover that. 144 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,845 All right, you. 145 00:14:48,453 --> 00:14:51,525 Okay, now just relax. 146 00:14:56,693 --> 00:14:59,605 -Is it numb? -I think so. 147 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,446 Feel that? 148 00:15:13,653 --> 00:15:17,805 -Sure you want to do this? -Yeah, Bobby did it last week. 149 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:28,211 -I love you, babe. -I love you. 150 00:15:34,813 --> 00:15:37,930 Okay, don't look. Don't look. 151 00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:51,646 -God, that had to hurt. -Yes, it does. Oh, God. 152 00:16:06,773 --> 00:16:08,729 You want to do the other one? 153 00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:12,130 No. You want to do yours? 154 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:15,609 -Maybe. -Come on. Let's do yours. 155 00:16:22,093 --> 00:16:25,369 Testing, testing. One, two. 156 00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:34,893 -No way! -That's right. That's my boy. 157 00:16:35,093 --> 00:16:37,653 All right, ladies, who had the weenies? 158 00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:50,683 Do I have too much foundation on? 159 00:16:50,893 --> 00:16:54,806 I keep putting this shit on till I want to fuck myself. 160 00:16:55,733 --> 00:16:59,009 -Hey, Rob, you wearing underwear? -No. 161 00:16:59,613 --> 00:17:01,046 Rob. 162 00:17:01,533 --> 00:17:03,808 You know the drill. No panties. 163 00:17:04,973 --> 00:17:07,168 -Get up. -I am not freezing my balls-- 164 00:17:07,373 --> 00:17:09,125 Just stand up and drop it. 165 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,449 -I'm not taking it off. -Come on. 166 00:17:11,773 --> 00:17:15,209 If you want, take them off. I am not taking off-- 167 00:17:17,773 --> 00:17:20,162 Your woman's an animal! 168 00:17:25,973 --> 00:17:27,565 All right! 169 00:17:28,853 --> 00:17:30,923 Before we get too into this party. 170 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,646 -I love you! -Love you too. 171 00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:37,210 Before we get too deep into this party, I want to thank Key Steel... 172 00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:41,452 ...for letting us use their place of business to pay tribute... 173 00:17:41,813 --> 00:17:46,170 ...to the metal created by none other than Steel Dragon! 174 00:17:47,853 --> 00:17:50,731 And a special thanks to my brother, Joe... 175 00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:54,687 ...who gave me my first Dragon record because he hated it. 176 00:17:57,173 --> 00:18:01,325 And to my parents, because they let me play it as loud as I wanted! 177 00:18:02,173 --> 00:18:04,812 -That's my boy! -That's my baby! 178 00:18:05,013 --> 00:18:06,890 Because they rock! 179 00:18:11,373 --> 00:18:13,933 Now, this next tune... 180 00:18:14,773 --> 00:18:18,732 ...I'd like to dedicate to someone who, when I first met... 181 00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:23,006 ...ripped my heart out and put it through a bloody blender. 182 00:18:23,213 --> 00:18:27,092 That's right! This one's for Emily! 183 00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:31,332 She turns me up and shakes me down and makes me want to what? 184 00:18:31,573 --> 00:18:33,291 Stand up and shout! 185 00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:05,042 What was that? 186 00:20:06,253 --> 00:20:07,652 What was what? 187 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:10,767 There's no solo break after the chorus. 188 00:20:10,973 --> 00:20:12,884 They don't care. 189 00:20:13,533 --> 00:20:15,569 That's not how the song goes. 190 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,050 I know how the song goes. 191 00:20:18,253 --> 00:20:21,051 If you know how it goes, then play it right. 192 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:25,246 Chris, you are taking this shit too seriously. 193 00:20:25,453 --> 00:20:29,571 That's right, because the music deserves to be taken seriously. 194 00:20:29,773 --> 00:20:32,970 If you don't, you don't deserve to play it. 195 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,893 All right, you need to get a grip. 196 00:20:36,173 --> 00:20:39,848 You've ruined your performance. Do not ruin mine! 197 00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:07,568 Hey! 198 00:21:10,693 --> 00:21:13,332 Plug that fucker back in. 199 00:21:39,573 --> 00:21:40,972 Quit it! 200 00:21:41,853 --> 00:21:46,051 -That's my amp! -Do not ruin this concert! Do not! 201 00:21:46,253 --> 00:21:48,244 Hey, fuck this concert! 202 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:54,928 Here we go again. 203 00:22:02,773 --> 00:22:07,005 -Hit him in the bollocks. -That wraps it up for tonight. 204 00:22:07,213 --> 00:22:11,445 Grab a T-shirt and cassette on your way out. Thanks for coming. 205 00:23:13,133 --> 00:23:14,452 Cut it. 206 00:23:17,453 --> 00:23:20,445 -What's up? -What's he doing here? 207 00:23:20,773 --> 00:23:24,004 -What are you doing here? -Bradley's our new front man. 208 00:23:27,133 --> 00:23:30,728 You made your point. Get him out now. 209 00:23:30,933 --> 00:23:34,130 -Only one leaving is you. -Chris, see these? 210 00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:38,849 It's the new P.A. he brought with him. And that's the new mixing board. 211 00:23:39,413 --> 00:23:41,210 Have you heard his voice? 212 00:23:41,413 --> 00:23:44,723 -Sit and spin. -Dude, just relax. 213 00:23:45,653 --> 00:23:49,566 I don't care if Bradley can hit the notes Bobby Beers can hit. 214 00:23:49,773 --> 00:23:51,650 Bobby's leaving the band anyway. 215 00:23:51,933 --> 00:23:55,084 -You don't know. -Nina and Samantha say he's leaving. 216 00:23:55,573 --> 00:23:57,962 -Bullshit. -It doesn't matter. 217 00:23:58,173 --> 00:24:02,644 We want people to hear our originals. We're tired of being a cover band. 218 00:24:02,853 --> 00:24:07,051 -We're a tribute band. -No, dude. We are a cover band. 219 00:24:07,253 --> 00:24:10,370 The problem is, you think you're in Steel Dragon. 220 00:24:10,613 --> 00:24:12,922 I love you, man, but you're mental. 221 00:24:13,133 --> 00:24:17,888 Get a grip on reality. You don't know where Bobby Beers ends and you begin. 222 00:24:19,093 --> 00:24:23,166 I'm mental, because I don't want to be in a cheesy bar band... 223 00:24:23,373 --> 00:24:27,844 ...that butchers music and makes them listen to your crappy originals! 224 00:24:28,053 --> 00:24:33,047 Crappy? "Whole and a Half" kicks ass. I'm proud to have written it. 225 00:24:33,253 --> 00:24:35,721 That's why we got so many requests for it. 226 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:40,131 Don't shit on me because you're scared to write your own songs. 227 00:24:41,373 --> 00:24:44,649 Yeah, that's it. I'm too scared. 228 00:24:44,853 --> 00:24:47,606 If you wanna make it, you write your own tunes. 229 00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:51,363 Thanks for the tip, bro. Look, come on, guys. 230 00:24:51,973 --> 00:24:56,524 We loved playing Dragon tunes. We couldn't imagine playing anything else. 231 00:24:56,733 --> 00:24:59,372 -I thought it'd be a goof. -A goof? 232 00:24:59,573 --> 00:25:02,167 Wouldn't you rather fail as yourself... 233 00:25:02,373 --> 00:25:04,648 ...than succeed as a Bobby Beers clone? 234 00:25:04,853 --> 00:25:08,323 You can write a song about why I would wanna do that! 235 00:25:08,573 --> 00:25:11,326 All right, you're gone. Just go! 236 00:25:11,613 --> 00:25:13,808 What's so fucking funny? 237 00:25:14,613 --> 00:25:16,285 Babe, come on. Let's go. 238 00:25:16,853 --> 00:25:21,131 Fine. This is my mike stand! I'm taking it! These are my cables. 239 00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:23,565 I'll get new cables. 240 00:25:24,533 --> 00:25:26,888 -Don't think I'm coming back. -I don't. 241 00:25:27,773 --> 00:25:30,241 -Well, that's because I'm not. -Good. 242 00:25:31,853 --> 00:25:34,572 I'm serious. If I leave, I'm not coming back! 243 00:25:34,773 --> 00:25:36,968 -You said that! -Shut up, Bradley. 244 00:25:37,773 --> 00:25:39,286 Last time. 245 00:25:46,173 --> 00:25:47,322 Emily. 246 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:58,604 If you still want to manage us, then it's okay with us. 247 00:25:59,413 --> 00:26:02,211 Rob, I'm a businesswoman. 248 00:26:02,413 --> 00:26:05,883 Rule one in this business is you go where the talent is... 249 00:26:06,093 --> 00:26:10,325 ...and all the fucking talent that was in this band just left. 250 00:26:43,053 --> 00:26:45,965 You know, those guys are so replaceable. 251 00:26:46,413 --> 00:26:51,248 It'll take me five minutes to put together a band and blow them away. 252 00:26:55,053 --> 00:26:57,613 Maybe this is just a sign. 253 00:26:58,333 --> 00:27:01,530 You know, just time to move on. 254 00:27:03,213 --> 00:27:06,410 I'm not in the mood to look on the bright side now. 255 00:27:06,613 --> 00:27:10,208 No, this is an opportunity for you... 256 00:27:10,413 --> 00:27:12,244 ...to write your own songs. 257 00:27:12,453 --> 00:27:13,442 Why? 258 00:27:13,693 --> 00:27:18,244 Be another clown with a guitar, trying to get attention? No way. 259 00:27:18,893 --> 00:27:21,691 Remember what you wrote for me on my birthday? 260 00:27:21,893 --> 00:27:24,532 -No. -Yes, you do. 261 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:32,852 Come on, please. It's embarrassing. 262 00:27:36,933 --> 00:27:39,652 Are you done making fun of me yet? 263 00:27:43,253 --> 00:27:44,891 I love that song. 264 00:27:47,373 --> 00:27:50,524 You're not getting it. You're not hearing me. 265 00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:53,932 I'm telling you, first time I ever saw you... 266 00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:56,801 ...first time I laid eyes on you... 267 00:27:57,013 --> 00:28:01,086 ...sophomore year, Bill Starbuck in 'The Rainmaker'. 268 00:28:02,173 --> 00:28:05,882 I said to myself, "Oh, my God, that guy's got it. " 269 00:28:06,093 --> 00:28:07,685 I mean, my heart stopped. 270 00:28:11,213 --> 00:28:15,331 And I said, "That guy is going all the way. " 271 00:28:21,653 --> 00:28:24,725 I was just singing someone else's lines. 272 00:28:25,733 --> 00:28:27,928 I did not write them. 273 00:28:42,773 --> 00:28:46,288 -My favorite color is rainbow. -Mine's mauve. 274 00:28:46,533 --> 00:28:50,446 I said no. Haley, did you answer the telephone? Thank you. 275 00:28:50,773 --> 00:28:52,650 Sunshine Daycare. 276 00:28:52,973 --> 00:28:55,851 Chris! Telephone! 277 00:28:58,453 --> 00:29:01,172 Telephone! You want to help me crack eggs? 278 00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:03,250 -I want five. -Five eggs. 279 00:29:13,213 --> 00:29:16,444 Chris? Is that Chris Cole? 280 00:29:16,693 --> 00:29:19,571 -Who is this? -This is Kirk Cuddy. 281 00:29:33,613 --> 00:29:36,525 Ricki, your accent is as lame as your playing. 282 00:29:37,093 --> 00:29:40,210 What do you suggest I do about my playing? 283 00:29:40,413 --> 00:29:41,368 Who is this? 284 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:45,526 I told you, it's Kirk Cuddy. I play in a band called Steel Dragon. 285 00:29:45,733 --> 00:29:48,566 -Maybe you've heard of us. -I don't have time. 286 00:29:48,773 --> 00:29:52,129 Hang on, hang on. Listen to this, all right? 287 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:01,971 Are you lip-synching? 288 00:30:02,573 --> 00:30:05,724 If this is Kirk, what did you call your third wife? 289 00:30:05,933 --> 00:30:10,131 Do we have to talk about that old slag? I called her Sugar Bum. 290 00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:13,769 The second wife, too. It's why the third left. 291 00:30:13,973 --> 00:30:17,204 Now I affectionately refer to all ladies as Tottie. 292 00:30:17,413 --> 00:30:19,563 Is that enough for you? 293 00:30:19,773 --> 00:30:23,891 My God, this is unbelievable. I was sorry to hear about your dog. 294 00:30:24,093 --> 00:30:25,048 Pookie? 295 00:30:25,253 --> 00:30:28,484 Yeah. I sent flowers but I didn't get a response. 296 00:30:28,693 --> 00:30:30,684 But I figured you're so busy. 297 00:30:30,893 --> 00:30:33,691 Can we get past the 'This Is Your Life' crap? 298 00:30:33,893 --> 00:30:38,011 There's a ticket waiting for you for a flight to L.A. tomorrow. 299 00:30:38,293 --> 00:30:41,251 -Are you serious? -Of course I'm serious. 300 00:30:41,453 --> 00:30:43,728 -Tell no one about this. -Yes, sir. 301 00:30:43,933 --> 00:30:46,401 Good man. I'll see you tomorrow. 302 00:30:46,613 --> 00:30:47,728 Bye. 303 00:31:16,093 --> 00:31:17,572 Right there. 304 00:31:18,773 --> 00:31:20,001 I'm Chris Cole. 305 00:31:20,213 --> 00:31:22,522 I'm Tania. I work with the band. 306 00:31:22,733 --> 00:31:25,725 -You went out with Bobby. -You look like Bobby. 307 00:31:26,213 --> 00:31:28,807 -Is that all you brought? -My manager. 308 00:31:29,573 --> 00:31:32,531 We traded the first-class ticket for two coach. 309 00:31:32,733 --> 00:31:34,052 How resourceful. 310 00:31:34,253 --> 00:31:36,244 Yeah, well, I thought so. 311 00:31:36,453 --> 00:31:38,967 What was that? Did you see that? 312 00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:46,722 Why are we here? 313 00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:50,722 I should let Kirk explain everything to you. 314 00:31:52,533 --> 00:31:54,569 Are those your breasts? 315 00:31:55,573 --> 00:31:57,211 I'm sorry. What? 316 00:31:57,613 --> 00:32:01,162 Your breasts. Are they yours? 317 00:32:04,253 --> 00:32:07,290 Well, you know, I don't remember. 318 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:10,812 They're quite sensational. 319 00:32:11,013 --> 00:32:14,244 Well, thanks. That's just what I was going for. 320 00:32:14,453 --> 00:32:16,808 So you're in a Steel Dragon cover band. 321 00:32:17,013 --> 00:32:18,651 -Tribute band. -Right. 322 00:32:18,853 --> 00:32:22,641 I'm kind of sort of in between bands right now. 323 00:32:24,533 --> 00:32:28,082 -Your pants. -Emily had them made for me. 324 00:32:28,293 --> 00:32:30,761 I bet they're easy to get in and out of. 325 00:32:34,133 --> 00:32:37,409 So, when do we get there? Tania, is it? 326 00:32:37,653 --> 00:32:38,608 Tania. 327 00:32:58,213 --> 00:33:01,046 -Are you famous? -No, we're nobody. Sorry. 328 00:33:01,253 --> 00:33:04,689 -Well, you should be! -Oh, thank you. Bye. 329 00:33:04,893 --> 00:33:09,409 -Can you get us in? -I'm just trying to get in myself. 330 00:33:33,773 --> 00:33:36,048 Follow me, darlings. 331 00:33:51,693 --> 00:33:54,765 This is Bobby's 'Twisted' tour in '77. 332 00:33:55,013 --> 00:33:57,447 -Look at that. -See the dragon? 333 00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:07,527 That's Sammy! 334 00:34:29,253 --> 00:34:30,402 Look! 335 00:34:35,213 --> 00:34:38,649 It's a '58 Flying V in fire-mist gold. 336 00:34:38,853 --> 00:34:43,210 And it's the real one. Look. The fingerboards are rosewood. 337 00:34:43,413 --> 00:34:45,768 That's from the 'Delirious' tour, right? 338 00:34:45,973 --> 00:34:49,204 -Are you two coming or what? -Yeah. Sorry. 339 00:35:09,373 --> 00:35:11,682 Wait right here, all right? 340 00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:17,173 Thanks a lot, Ralph. That's great. 341 00:35:17,373 --> 00:35:20,251 -That's it? -Yeah. Very nice. Thanks. 342 00:35:20,933 --> 00:35:21,843 Lovely. 343 00:35:27,373 --> 00:35:29,648 They're ready for you now. 344 00:35:40,213 --> 00:35:41,282 What's up? 345 00:35:41,533 --> 00:35:44,411 Thanks for coming. Not too fagged out? 346 00:35:44,853 --> 00:35:47,447 -I don't think so. -Mats, the road manager. 347 00:35:47,693 --> 00:35:51,606 I saw you in Pittsburgh. You gave everybody a pass but me. 348 00:35:51,813 --> 00:35:54,725 From the looks of you, I had good reason. 349 00:35:55,813 --> 00:36:00,011 We saw a tape of you singing provided by Nina and Samantha. 350 00:36:01,053 --> 00:36:03,692 Is the incredible voice really yours? 351 00:36:03,893 --> 00:36:06,566 -Cocksuckers! -That would be you, Bobby. 352 00:36:06,773 --> 00:36:09,526 You think some child can replace me? 353 00:36:09,733 --> 00:36:11,325 You want to do your thing. 354 00:36:11,573 --> 00:36:13,165 -You're firing me? -Calm down. 355 00:36:13,373 --> 00:36:15,648 You calm down, you wanker! 356 00:36:16,093 --> 00:36:19,005 -It's because I'm gay, isn't it? -You're gay? 357 00:36:20,453 --> 00:36:25,288 No, I have pierced nipples and a house in Morocco because I'm John Wayne. 358 00:36:26,653 --> 00:36:29,884 Have you listened to the lyrics of "Stand Up"? 359 00:36:30,093 --> 00:36:33,051 Did you really think that Kim was a girl? 360 00:36:33,373 --> 00:36:35,728 -Kim was a guy? -Yeah, Kim was a guy. 361 00:36:35,933 --> 00:36:39,164 He's my lover, to the horror of these sausage-jockeys. 362 00:36:39,373 --> 00:36:43,969 -As if we give a toss. -Just keep your dick away from me. 363 00:36:44,173 --> 00:36:45,367 Stop it, man. 364 00:36:45,573 --> 00:36:48,690 You don't turn up for recording sessions. 365 00:36:48,893 --> 00:36:51,930 You missed half the gigs, and when you did show-- 366 00:36:52,133 --> 00:36:55,762 I am Steel Dragon! Without me, you're nothing! 367 00:36:55,973 --> 00:36:56,928 Give us a break. 368 00:36:57,133 --> 00:37:00,170 You'll be playing for coppers in the tube without me! 369 00:37:00,613 --> 00:37:01,682 We'll see. 370 00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:04,563 Yeah. We'll see. 371 00:37:10,253 --> 00:37:12,164 -What's going on? -I don't know. 372 00:37:25,853 --> 00:37:27,002 My scarf. 373 00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:30,608 -Take it. -Yeah, I will. 374 00:37:31,173 --> 00:37:32,128 Good. 375 00:37:33,013 --> 00:37:36,892 If I leave now, I'm never coming back. Never. 376 00:37:37,373 --> 00:37:39,091 Heard you the first time. 377 00:37:40,573 --> 00:37:41,847 What you looking at? 378 00:37:42,773 --> 00:37:45,333 You think you can dress like me and be a star? 379 00:37:45,573 --> 00:37:49,532 -No, sir. -You have no idea what it takes. 380 00:37:50,013 --> 00:37:52,766 You think it's all sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll? 381 00:37:52,973 --> 00:37:54,201 You got the sex wrong. 382 00:37:54,413 --> 00:37:58,326 I never touch drugs. No one does a gig like I do half-cut. 383 00:37:58,573 --> 00:37:59,926 Not even at your age. 384 00:38:00,133 --> 00:38:04,570 And it's bed, 11 :30 every night before a gig. That's what it takes. 385 00:38:04,933 --> 00:38:06,605 Just do your own thing. 386 00:38:06,813 --> 00:38:10,852 Get your own life. It's like being bloody Elvis. 387 00:38:11,053 --> 00:38:13,009 Except Elvis was the king. 388 00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:22,004 And I'm just the queen. 389 00:38:25,213 --> 00:38:26,726 Very funny. 390 00:38:27,573 --> 00:38:29,211 Ha-bloody-ha. 391 00:38:30,413 --> 00:38:33,325 Bastards. You bastards. 392 00:39:02,853 --> 00:39:04,764 Sorry about that. 393 00:39:07,373 --> 00:39:10,171 -Missed your cue. -Yeah, sorry, K-- 394 00:39:10,533 --> 00:39:12,763 -You do know this song? -Yes, sir. 395 00:39:12,973 --> 00:39:16,409 We'll pick it up just coming out of the intro. 396 00:39:30,653 --> 00:39:31,881 I'm sorry. 397 00:39:33,453 --> 00:39:35,045 We wasting our time here? 398 00:39:35,253 --> 00:39:38,165 Sorry. Could I start it one more time? 399 00:39:38,733 --> 00:39:40,166 All right, go again. 400 00:39:40,373 --> 00:39:42,204 Sorry about that. 401 00:39:46,613 --> 00:39:47,728 I love you. 402 00:39:48,773 --> 00:39:50,001 I love you. 403 00:41:27,173 --> 00:41:31,530 Well, mate, do you want the gig, then? 404 00:41:34,293 --> 00:41:37,603 Look in the lens, guys. Go. Get in there more. 405 00:41:37,813 --> 00:41:40,566 Give me attitude. Two double-platinum records. 406 00:41:40,773 --> 00:41:44,732 You're playing the Forum. You got 20 girls who want to be with you. 407 00:41:44,933 --> 00:41:48,448 Give me rock star attitude. Hold that. Here we go. 408 00:41:48,693 --> 00:41:51,890 Hey, Izzy, let's try one with attitude. No smile. 409 00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:53,048 Sorry. 410 00:41:53,253 --> 00:41:55,369 Better. Now you're looking cool. 411 00:41:55,613 --> 00:41:58,764 Come on, right in my lens. Nice shot. Attitude. 412 00:41:59,133 --> 00:42:02,762 We combed this entire planet looking for someone... 413 00:42:02,973 --> 00:42:06,682 ...heavy enough to pull this off and we found a star. 414 00:42:06,893 --> 00:42:11,842 When this guy sings, you'll forget about Bobby Beers. I promise you. 415 00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:14,528 Izzy! Is that your name? Izzy? 416 00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:17,531 Yeah, the name's Izzy, like Izzy's Revenge. 417 00:42:17,933 --> 00:42:19,571 Holy shit. 418 00:42:19,853 --> 00:42:22,686 Izzy? I'm not calling him Izzy. 419 00:42:22,893 --> 00:42:24,884 Can you hit all the notes Bobby can? 420 00:42:25,373 --> 00:42:27,284 That's why I'm in the band. 421 00:42:27,533 --> 00:42:29,330 Stand up and shout 422 00:42:47,573 --> 00:42:50,724 How do you keep your voice in such great shape? 423 00:42:50,933 --> 00:42:53,970 My choir teacher gives me really cool exercises-- 424 00:42:54,173 --> 00:42:56,607 He eats a lot of pussy, that's how. 425 00:42:57,173 --> 00:42:59,243 Yeah, I eat a lot of pussy. 426 00:42:59,933 --> 00:43:02,163 -Classy. -Like father, like son. 427 00:43:02,373 --> 00:43:04,648 -That's my boy. -Come on, you guys. 428 00:43:06,133 --> 00:43:08,249 -How was l? -So good. So comfortable. 429 00:43:08,453 --> 00:43:10,523 -I messed up my accent. -It was great. 430 00:43:10,733 --> 00:43:15,045 -Nice way to handle that "pussy" line. -I can't argue with him. 431 00:43:15,253 --> 00:43:18,450 Izzy, don't worry. I'll make an honest man out of you. 432 00:43:22,534 --> 00:43:24,604 I eat a lot of pussy. 433 00:43:24,974 --> 00:43:26,612 Loads of it. 434 00:43:29,134 --> 00:43:31,011 I eat a lot of pussy. 435 00:43:32,174 --> 00:43:33,527 Tons. 436 00:43:33,934 --> 00:43:38,769 I got my voice eating pussy, man. It's a vocal technique exercise. 437 00:43:40,174 --> 00:43:43,803 I got it eating pussy. Loads of it. All the time. 438 00:43:44,014 --> 00:43:48,132 It's all I do. Breakfast, morning, noon, night. l've got to have it. 439 00:43:49,334 --> 00:43:51,973 It's all I do, is eat pussy. I love it. 440 00:43:52,174 --> 00:43:54,847 Either get in here and do it or shut up. 441 00:43:55,334 --> 00:43:58,565 Hold on. Oh, shit! I eat pussy! 442 00:44:50,294 --> 00:44:52,410 Hi. I'm Izzy's mother. 443 00:45:01,934 --> 00:45:04,653 -Have a good one. -I'll see you up there. 444 00:45:06,454 --> 00:45:10,049 -Did you see all the people? -I know. Just breathe. 445 00:45:10,254 --> 00:45:13,132 You'll be great. Nobody knows these songs better. 446 00:45:13,534 --> 00:45:15,206 -True. -Be yourself, Chris. 447 00:45:15,414 --> 00:45:16,642 -Don't get-- -Izzy. 448 00:45:18,254 --> 00:45:21,883 You'll be great, babe. I love you so much. 449 00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:23,732 I love you too. 450 00:45:23,934 --> 00:45:26,323 All right, matey. Time to go to work. 451 00:45:26,574 --> 00:45:29,042 Sorry, darling, back to the henhouse. 452 00:45:30,774 --> 00:45:33,083 I'm gonna sit with his parents. 453 00:45:33,454 --> 00:45:37,242 Whatever twirls your beanie. Come on, mate. 454 00:45:37,654 --> 00:45:39,849 -I gotta piss. -What? You gotta piss? 455 00:45:40,054 --> 00:45:41,248 -Go now. -I can't. 456 00:45:41,454 --> 00:45:45,686 Or you gotta use it. Use it. You're awesome. Bye, babe. 457 00:45:48,094 --> 00:45:50,562 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 458 00:45:50,894 --> 00:45:55,524 Well, you're in my house now, mate. And I ain't lost a man yet. 459 00:45:55,734 --> 00:45:57,292 -Let's do it. -Here we go. 460 00:45:57,534 --> 00:45:59,411 Let's do it, Mats. 461 00:46:00,774 --> 00:46:04,130 This is your coronation, my dear. 462 00:46:06,814 --> 00:46:08,372 There you go. 463 00:46:09,054 --> 00:46:10,203 All right, boy. 464 00:46:10,894 --> 00:46:12,327 You're okay. 465 00:46:12,574 --> 00:46:16,567 You won't need it, but there's a bucket in each wing, all right? 466 00:46:16,934 --> 00:46:20,051 -Up you go. -All right, Mats. 467 00:46:28,294 --> 00:46:29,522 Break a leg! 468 00:48:15,054 --> 00:48:17,204 Are you all right, Izzy? 469 00:49:07,734 --> 00:49:11,932 -I'm all right. -Fantastic! Keep going! 470 00:50:08,734 --> 00:50:10,725 Thank you. 471 00:50:13,654 --> 00:50:15,724 -You okay? -Couldn't be better. 472 00:50:15,934 --> 00:50:18,402 There's a bit up there. That's it. 473 00:50:18,654 --> 00:50:19,643 How do I look? 474 00:50:19,854 --> 00:50:24,132 Fantastic. It's brilliant, mate. Fucking brilliant. Off you go. 475 00:50:26,894 --> 00:50:28,373 I'm just a regular guy... 476 00:50:28,574 --> 00:50:31,725 ...who grew up with the posters of these guys on my walls! 477 00:50:31,934 --> 00:50:34,368 And now I'm one of them! 478 00:50:34,614 --> 00:50:36,172 That's right! 479 00:50:37,134 --> 00:50:41,810 I'm standing here, living proof that if you work hard enough... 480 00:50:42,014 --> 00:50:45,893 ...and you want it bad enough, dreams do come true. 481 00:50:46,574 --> 00:50:48,963 So follow your dreams, man. 482 00:50:49,174 --> 00:50:53,008 Follow your dreams, because we all die young. 483 00:52:09,334 --> 00:52:11,973 Fucking scintillating, baby! 484 00:52:12,174 --> 00:52:16,531 Quiet! Shut them up behind us. Give us 10 minutes. In we go. 485 00:52:16,734 --> 00:52:18,531 Lock it up! Thank you! 486 00:52:18,734 --> 00:52:21,009 That was something really.... 487 00:52:23,014 --> 00:52:25,403 Amazing! You were demented out there. 488 00:52:25,654 --> 00:52:29,010 I thought I was gonna break my neck when I fell. 489 00:52:29,214 --> 00:52:32,763 You brought the audience home. You did fucking beautiful. 490 00:52:32,974 --> 00:52:34,168 Thanks. 491 00:52:34,854 --> 00:52:38,403 It was so heavy hearing the music played to perfection. 492 00:52:38,654 --> 00:52:39,928 We heard it sang right. 493 00:52:40,134 --> 00:52:42,967 -Beautiful. -Right between the eyes. 494 00:52:43,734 --> 00:52:46,806 It was incredible, man. Thanks, Kirk. 495 00:52:47,014 --> 00:52:48,527 The Dragons! 496 00:52:51,934 --> 00:52:53,652 All right, let's go. 497 00:52:54,174 --> 00:52:55,766 Go. Go. 498 00:52:57,134 --> 00:52:59,045 Get the hell out of here. 499 00:52:59,854 --> 00:53:03,164 -Oh, my pass. -VIP. Sorry. 500 00:53:03,454 --> 00:53:05,763 I'm Chris' girlfriend. Manager. 501 00:53:05,974 --> 00:53:09,762 -Who? -Izzy's girlfriend/manager. 502 00:53:09,974 --> 00:53:12,807 -Yeah, right. -She's okay. She's all right. 503 00:53:13,014 --> 00:53:14,732 -Go on. -I'm his mother. 504 00:53:14,934 --> 00:53:17,129 How amazing was he? Brilliant! 505 00:53:17,334 --> 00:53:20,690 Our boy came through tonight. He was on fire. 506 00:53:21,974 --> 00:53:25,523 -Where are you going? -Oh, sorry. l've got.... 507 00:53:25,814 --> 00:53:28,851 -No. Go on back, darling. -I'm Izzy's brother. 508 00:53:29,054 --> 00:53:31,284 -I don't think so. -Mom! 509 00:53:36,534 --> 00:53:38,252 What did you think? 510 00:53:39,934 --> 00:53:42,209 -Are you all right? -I am so good. 511 00:54:01,574 --> 00:54:04,327 -Oh, man. -This is insane. 512 00:54:06,614 --> 00:54:11,563 -Arrest her for indecent exposure. -Out of my jurisdiction, bro. 513 00:54:55,174 --> 00:54:59,213 -Mats, get us the tequilas, will you? -Ladies, you're on. 514 00:54:59,414 --> 00:55:03,168 Got an initiation for you. You joined, done a beautiful job. 515 00:55:03,374 --> 00:55:08,004 Now I'll buy you a drink, mate. Hello, ladies. Thank you. 516 00:55:08,934 --> 00:55:10,652 For Izzy! 517 00:55:11,894 --> 00:55:15,523 -Hey! Hang on. No hands. -No hands. 518 00:55:15,734 --> 00:55:18,373 You're hanging with the hardcore now. 519 00:55:18,614 --> 00:55:20,889 Two teeth, come on. 520 00:55:24,134 --> 00:55:25,533 Go on, my son. 521 00:55:26,854 --> 00:55:28,048 You're so bad. 522 00:55:31,414 --> 00:55:33,450 Oh, my God. 523 00:55:37,694 --> 00:55:41,403 -The laws of gravity no longer apply. -I guess not. 524 00:55:42,414 --> 00:55:43,847 You'll get used to it. 525 00:55:44,054 --> 00:55:47,012 You build up a tolerance to it. 526 00:55:47,214 --> 00:55:50,251 Right, okay. I'll get that one going. 527 00:55:50,854 --> 00:55:54,893 -Some crazy stuff happens. -Oh, my God, it's amazing. 528 00:55:57,294 --> 00:56:01,207 It's all good fun. Just makes for good stories, you know? 529 00:56:01,414 --> 00:56:04,611 I'm beginning to have a couple of my own. 530 00:56:05,974 --> 00:56:09,011 You can have a good time as well. It's allowed. 531 00:56:11,614 --> 00:56:15,084 Anything you want. You just have to ask. 532 00:56:19,854 --> 00:56:21,765 -Don't forget. -Oh, I won't. 533 00:56:21,974 --> 00:56:23,373 Cheers. 534 00:56:48,734 --> 00:56:51,567 I'm gonna go to the dance floor. 535 00:57:10,374 --> 00:57:12,888 -Have you seen Emily? -How you doing? 536 00:57:13,094 --> 00:57:16,370 I'm good. I'm really good. I'm great, actually. 537 00:57:16,614 --> 00:57:18,411 Tell me something. 538 00:57:18,654 --> 00:57:21,930 How's it feel to know that everyone in here... 539 00:57:22,134 --> 00:57:24,648 ...wants to fuck you? 540 00:57:25,694 --> 00:57:27,013 You're serious? 541 00:57:27,214 --> 00:57:31,002 I can't stop touching you. I can't keep my hands to myself. 542 00:57:31,214 --> 00:57:36,334 You know, you've turned me into a silly little groupie. 543 00:57:36,934 --> 00:57:38,925 There she is. 544 00:57:40,974 --> 00:57:46,128 We were just talking about how stunningly beautiful you are, really. 545 00:57:47,814 --> 00:57:50,851 Oh, God, you two. Such a sexy couple. 546 00:57:51,054 --> 00:57:54,251 If I were you, I'd spend all my time in bed. 547 00:57:56,614 --> 00:57:57,842 Come on. 548 01:01:37,814 --> 01:01:40,772 -Sorry about that. -Relax, lover. 549 01:01:41,134 --> 01:01:43,170 You were terrific last night. 550 01:01:52,334 --> 01:01:53,528 Are those my pants? 551 01:01:53,734 --> 01:01:57,647 Yeah, they're a bit snug, but that's how I like them. 552 01:02:24,334 --> 01:02:27,804 -So you think.... -Let's not. 553 01:02:45,934 --> 01:02:50,644 People, boat's leaving. All aboard. Quick as you can, please. 554 01:02:50,854 --> 01:02:53,891 Thank you. All right, two lovely people. 555 01:02:54,094 --> 01:02:57,006 Quickly, boys. Boat's going in a minute. 556 01:02:57,534 --> 01:03:02,654 Good afternoon, my darlings. Look, l've been meaning to tell you. 557 01:03:03,134 --> 01:03:07,207 There's a longstanding rule that wives and girlfriends... 558 01:03:07,414 --> 01:03:09,405 ...aren't allowed on the bus. 559 01:03:09,614 --> 01:03:13,971 The boys don't like distractions when they're working on their music. 560 01:03:14,174 --> 01:03:17,564 You can travel with the wives. They're nice. 561 01:03:18,174 --> 01:03:20,210 Yeah, well, who are they? 562 01:03:21,934 --> 01:03:25,165 That's Kirk's astrologer... 563 01:03:25,374 --> 01:03:27,251 ...and his physical therapist. 564 01:03:28,134 --> 01:03:33,003 And that, well, we all know what that is, right? We'd better go. 565 01:03:35,574 --> 01:03:40,284 -I'm gonna ride with Emily. -Oh, no. Sorry. You can't do that. 566 01:03:40,534 --> 01:03:44,049 The boys need you there when they work on the tunes. 567 01:03:44,254 --> 01:03:46,210 Go ahead, babe. I'm fine. 568 01:03:46,414 --> 01:03:47,972 Quick as you can. 569 01:03:48,174 --> 01:03:49,971 -You sure? -Yeah, I'm sure. 570 01:03:50,894 --> 01:03:53,089 I didn't know about the rule. 571 01:03:53,294 --> 01:03:56,092 Yeah. Just get on the bus. 572 01:04:00,054 --> 01:04:02,693 -Have fun. -You too. Be careful. 573 01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:08,929 The boys are waiting in the back. They're working. They need you. 574 01:04:10,614 --> 01:04:13,572 -What's up, Izz? -What's up? 575 01:04:22,174 --> 01:04:24,005 Izz, you want some? 576 01:04:24,894 --> 01:04:27,044 I was gonna go over the schedule. 577 01:04:27,254 --> 01:04:31,213 Suit yourself. It's good for writing lyrics. 578 01:04:43,174 --> 01:04:48,168 You know, he's a rock star now. The normal rules don't apply. 579 01:04:48,974 --> 01:04:51,727 -I didn't say anything. -You didn't have to. 580 01:04:51,934 --> 01:04:53,845 Somebody's jealous. 581 01:04:54,934 --> 01:04:57,494 No. No, I'm not. 582 01:04:57,694 --> 01:05:01,653 I just know him and he's not that-- 583 01:05:01,854 --> 01:05:04,573 Like hell he's not. He's a guy, isn't he? 584 01:05:04,774 --> 01:05:08,562 Look, we all know exactly what happens on that bus. 585 01:05:08,974 --> 01:05:10,646 I met Ghode on that bus. 586 01:05:13,054 --> 01:05:14,692 I didn't say anything. 587 01:05:14,894 --> 01:05:18,603 I know it's crazy, but it comes with the territory. 588 01:05:18,894 --> 01:05:23,729 You either drive yourself batty trying to change it or you adapt. 589 01:05:23,934 --> 01:05:27,529 You gotta let him off the leash once in a while. 590 01:05:27,734 --> 01:05:31,852 Or they get cranky. At the end of the day, they always come home. 591 01:05:32,054 --> 01:05:34,648 And who says you can't have your own fun? 592 01:05:35,214 --> 01:05:36,169 Exactly. 593 01:05:38,214 --> 01:05:42,048 -Do you want some? -No, I'm good. I just had breakfast. 594 01:05:42,254 --> 01:05:45,451 -Okay. Here. -Hair of the dog. 595 01:05:45,774 --> 01:05:49,528 Here's some advice from me. Number one: Learn to share. 596 01:05:50,094 --> 01:05:53,609 Number two: Get very close with his accountant. 597 01:05:53,814 --> 01:05:55,042 And three: 598 01:05:55,454 --> 01:05:59,606 Don't sign anything. I had to learn that the hard way. 599 01:05:59,894 --> 01:06:04,251 You know what I always say. If you love someone, let them go. 600 01:06:04,454 --> 01:06:08,766 And if they come back to you with very expensive jewelry... 601 01:06:08,974 --> 01:06:11,010 ...then it's meant to be. 602 01:06:11,214 --> 01:06:15,287 I hope I am not as cynical as you are when I am your age. 603 01:06:15,534 --> 01:06:17,843 Honey, she's 23. 604 01:06:18,654 --> 01:06:20,053 22�. 605 01:06:20,534 --> 01:06:23,810 -23 -I am 22�. 606 01:06:24,014 --> 01:06:27,370 You guys were at my birthday party. I was born.... 607 01:06:51,454 --> 01:06:56,289 Move aside, you scallywags. You're getting in the way of future sales. 608 01:06:56,534 --> 01:06:58,411 Be nice to this bloke from MTV. 609 01:06:58,654 --> 01:07:01,248 They're not playing our videos as much... 610 01:07:01,454 --> 01:07:03,888 ...since the boys trashed their set. 611 01:07:04,094 --> 01:07:07,404 Tell them about that thing you do with your tongue. 612 01:07:07,614 --> 01:07:10,845 -All right, and here we are. -Thanks, Mats. 613 01:07:11,054 --> 01:07:14,603 I'll be back in half an hour. Mind your backs, please! 614 01:07:15,054 --> 01:07:18,888 -Chris, I need to talk to you-- -You can't call me that here. 615 01:07:19,294 --> 01:07:20,886 I need to talk to you. 616 01:07:21,094 --> 01:07:24,643 I gotta do this MTV thing, then talk to a producer-- 617 01:07:24,854 --> 01:07:27,846 I know your schedule. I get a copy every day. 618 01:07:28,054 --> 01:07:30,284 -Then you know when I'm done. -I'm leaving. 619 01:07:30,534 --> 01:07:33,685 -Just meet me at the hotel. -I'm going to Seattle. 620 01:07:35,134 --> 01:07:36,533 Come on. 621 01:07:42,094 --> 01:07:45,450 Em, what the hell is going on in Seattle? 622 01:07:45,694 --> 01:07:49,130 -Marci and I have been talking-- -Who's Marci? 623 01:07:50,254 --> 01:07:54,850 You know who Marci is. My roommate, Rob's girlfriend. 624 01:07:55,054 --> 01:07:58,251 Sorry. I know who she is. l've got things on my mind. 625 01:07:58,454 --> 01:07:59,807 I know, I know. 626 01:08:00,014 --> 01:08:03,893 We've been talking about this business and we got our loan. 627 01:08:04,094 --> 01:08:07,609 -We're going to Seattle to-- -When did you do this? 628 01:08:08,174 --> 01:08:10,972 While the wives were out shopping. 629 01:08:11,614 --> 01:08:14,253 Is this a money thing? If you need money-- 630 01:08:14,574 --> 01:08:18,203 You know I didn't mean it like that, Em. I swear. 631 01:08:22,054 --> 01:08:26,411 -Are you leaving me? -No. I'm not leaving you. 632 01:08:27,614 --> 01:08:31,448 But I am leaving this. I cannot do this every day. 633 01:08:31,694 --> 01:08:36,449 -I thought we're having a great time. -We are. It has been fun. 634 01:08:36,654 --> 01:08:40,567 But, baby, this is all happening to you. And it's great. 635 01:08:40,774 --> 01:08:44,369 But it's different for me. I can't follow a bus all day. 636 01:08:44,614 --> 01:08:49,005 You don't have to do that anymore. We're getting our own car. 637 01:08:49,214 --> 01:08:51,603 It's not about the car. 638 01:08:52,974 --> 01:08:54,009 What is it? 639 01:08:55,854 --> 01:08:58,687 You know, it's wanting a life. 640 01:09:05,334 --> 01:09:09,612 And I really want to do this thing with Marci in Seattle. 641 01:09:12,454 --> 01:09:15,173 Can we hook up in Seattle when I get there? 642 01:09:15,974 --> 01:09:17,692 Of course. Of course. 643 01:09:22,214 --> 01:09:23,567 All right. 644 01:09:24,174 --> 01:09:27,644 I'll talk to Mats and get you our numbers... 645 01:09:27,854 --> 01:09:30,243 ...so you can call when you get there. 646 01:09:31,174 --> 01:09:33,927 So I know you got there safe, all right? 647 01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:47,289 So I'll see you in Seattle? 648 01:09:57,334 --> 01:10:00,007 Can I give you some advice, mate? 649 01:10:06,934 --> 01:10:10,290 -What's up, A.C.? -Let the chick go, man. 650 01:10:11,894 --> 01:10:15,773 -So how are we doing? -Lovely. Thank you very much. 651 01:10:16,054 --> 01:10:20,172 -I'll be back to check on you. -I'm sure you will. 652 01:10:20,734 --> 01:10:22,531 Freshening up the blood. 653 01:10:22,774 --> 01:10:26,528 The liver doesn't work as good as it did when I was your age. 654 01:10:26,854 --> 01:10:30,085 Listen, make it easier on yourself. 655 01:10:30,294 --> 01:10:32,683 There's no way it can work. 656 01:10:32,894 --> 01:10:35,931 You start off with the best intentions. 657 01:10:36,134 --> 01:10:40,571 But there's so much pussy coming at you every day that... 658 01:10:40,774 --> 01:10:44,323 ...finally it wears you down. Then you crack. 659 01:10:45,134 --> 01:10:47,602 Aren't you married to a supermodel? 660 01:10:49,054 --> 01:10:52,171 Yeah, you know why? Because I can. 661 01:10:52,774 --> 01:10:55,129 And you can too. 662 01:10:55,334 --> 01:10:59,043 You got these birds dreaming about having it off with you. 663 01:10:59,254 --> 01:11:01,814 That makes the guys want to be you. 664 01:11:02,014 --> 01:11:05,086 The guys are the ones that buy the records. 665 01:11:05,294 --> 01:11:08,366 So if the chicks don't want you, the guys are gone. 666 01:11:08,734 --> 01:11:10,804 I mean, put it this way: 667 01:11:11,214 --> 01:11:16,163 Your job is to live the fantasy other people only dream about. 668 01:11:16,694 --> 01:11:19,162 Don't go in half-assed. 669 01:11:20,454 --> 01:11:22,285 Dream big. 670 01:11:22,614 --> 01:11:25,208 Live the life. 671 01:12:22,014 --> 01:12:25,609 -You running for pink slips? -See you in hell, Bat Boy. 672 01:12:27,014 --> 01:12:28,333 You ready, Robin? 673 01:12:41,294 --> 01:12:42,647 Go! 674 01:13:00,414 --> 01:13:02,166 You got yourself a Ferrari! 675 01:13:10,254 --> 01:13:11,926 Hello, Wichita. 676 01:13:23,254 --> 01:13:26,610 Izzy? Oh, my God, is that Izzy? 677 01:13:27,614 --> 01:13:28,729 I love you! 678 01:13:41,294 --> 01:13:43,012 Watch out! 679 01:13:47,854 --> 01:13:50,163 Out of my bloody way! 680 01:13:55,654 --> 01:13:58,930 -What's going on? -His wife ran off with Peter Gabriel. 681 01:14:10,134 --> 01:14:12,204 -Let me get that. -That doesn't work. 682 01:14:30,174 --> 01:14:34,406 Ladies, ladies, please. A little bit of decorum, please. 683 01:14:34,614 --> 01:14:38,687 Now, listen. We've got limited space. Just be patient. 684 01:14:38,894 --> 01:14:43,046 I gotta check your credentials, so have your pussy passes out. 685 01:14:51,814 --> 01:14:56,012 If I get to be with Izzy, I am going to shit bricks. 686 01:14:56,734 --> 01:15:00,443 Well, yeah, that'll make a lasting impression. 687 01:15:03,054 --> 01:15:06,524 -Do you dance at Chubbies? -No. 688 01:15:06,734 --> 01:15:11,364 You should. You have a killer body. It's not totally nude there. 689 01:15:11,614 --> 01:15:15,209 We wear G-strings, so the guys respect us way more. 690 01:15:15,414 --> 01:15:17,211 Yeah, that is so true. 691 01:15:17,414 --> 01:15:21,248 Nothing says "respect" like cramming a strip of Lycra up your ass. 692 01:15:21,454 --> 01:15:23,285 Fucking-A, mama! 693 01:15:23,694 --> 01:15:27,607 Yes, that's fine. You're absolutely fine. 694 01:15:27,814 --> 01:15:32,490 Oh, hi. Hello. Now, that's a very important little P, isn't it? 695 01:15:32,694 --> 01:15:35,731 -In you go. Nice. -What's the "P" stand for? 696 01:15:38,894 --> 01:15:41,089 Yes, it's "pass. " 697 01:15:41,294 --> 01:15:43,854 Oh, yeah? It's not "pimp"? 698 01:15:44,734 --> 01:15:48,044 -No, it's "personal".... -"Personal friend. " 699 01:15:48,254 --> 01:15:53,123 Yeah, "personal friend of the band. " Yeah. One sec. 700 01:15:54,894 --> 01:15:58,045 I'm not here to check up on him. I was invited. 701 01:15:58,254 --> 01:16:01,451 -He's doing interviews. -lnterviews? Okay. 702 01:16:01,694 --> 01:16:03,605 Tell you what, darling. 703 01:16:03,814 --> 01:16:06,851 I'm not really sure where he is, actually. 704 01:16:07,054 --> 01:16:09,648 If you'd like to wait just.... 705 01:16:09,854 --> 01:16:14,609 Of course, wait here if you like. He's actually down there. 706 01:16:16,654 --> 01:16:18,690 What are you doing here? 707 01:16:20,574 --> 01:16:22,292 I live here, Chris. 708 01:16:22,654 --> 01:16:24,724 I thought you were in Seattle. 709 01:16:25,894 --> 01:16:28,806 We're in Seattle. You're in Seattle. 710 01:16:33,534 --> 01:16:34,728 I'm sorry. 711 01:16:35,334 --> 01:16:38,007 -You forgot. -No. 712 01:16:38,214 --> 01:16:41,365 Yeah, you did. You forgot I was coming. 713 01:16:41,614 --> 01:16:45,209 Wait. I did not forget you were coming. Mats. 714 01:16:45,414 --> 01:16:49,805 Told him to arrange-- Didn't I say to remind me she was coming? 715 01:16:50,014 --> 01:16:53,404 Shit. I'm so sorry. I really screwed up, mate. 716 01:16:53,654 --> 01:16:57,124 -What do you mean? -Chris, please. 717 01:16:58,054 --> 01:17:01,569 You don't need people taking falls for you. Please. 718 01:17:01,774 --> 01:17:04,732 No, Em. I did not forget. 719 01:17:04,934 --> 01:17:07,926 Chris, don't lie to me. Please don't lie to me. 720 01:17:14,614 --> 01:17:19,210 It might've slipped my mind. But I didn't forget. I remembered.... 721 01:17:20,334 --> 01:17:23,724 I didn't remember, but I didn't forget, okay? 722 01:17:23,934 --> 01:17:27,449 Things get crazy. It's hard to keep things straight. 723 01:17:27,694 --> 01:17:29,047 I know. I see that. 724 01:17:29,254 --> 01:17:31,848 -It is. -I know. I see that. 725 01:17:32,974 --> 01:17:35,647 Emily, you look great. 726 01:17:36,174 --> 01:17:39,689 Come on. You're wasted. You're absolutely wasted. 727 01:17:39,894 --> 01:17:42,852 -No, I'm not wasted. I'm tired. -Sorry. 728 01:17:43,054 --> 01:17:46,569 I gotta do him first, because I gotta work at midnight. 729 01:17:46,774 --> 01:17:51,529 Come over here. Stand over here for a second, all right? 730 01:17:51,774 --> 01:17:53,526 -Who are you? -Izzy. 731 01:17:53,734 --> 01:17:55,167 What is this? What? 732 01:17:55,374 --> 01:17:58,764 Izzy. But you don't have to call me that. It's me. 733 01:17:59,134 --> 01:18:01,932 Call me Chrizzy, okay? 734 01:18:02,134 --> 01:18:05,888 You don't have to call me Izz. Call me Chris. 735 01:18:06,094 --> 01:18:09,643 Chris. Well, I'm glad we talked. I'm gonna go. 736 01:18:09,854 --> 01:18:12,049 -Emily, wait. -What? What? 737 01:18:12,454 --> 01:18:16,606 -I'll go with you. -Go with me where? 738 01:18:17,694 --> 01:18:20,254 With you. I'm gonna go to Seattle. 739 01:18:22,814 --> 01:18:25,169 We're in Seattle, Chrizzy. 740 01:18:29,294 --> 01:18:31,808 Sorry, sorry. But... 741 01:18:32,014 --> 01:18:34,687 ...are you guys done? Because l-- 742 01:18:34,894 --> 01:18:36,327 We're done. 743 01:18:36,814 --> 01:18:41,649 Get going on this one because she's gotta be at work by midnight. 744 01:18:43,214 --> 01:18:44,932 Dinner's canceled. 745 01:18:45,134 --> 01:18:47,967 She's really sweet, but I was here first. 746 01:18:48,174 --> 01:18:51,564 Why don't we go in here? Somewhere out of the way. 747 01:19:30,734 --> 01:19:32,645 Can I get a picture, Izzy? 748 01:19:40,894 --> 01:19:43,852 All right, I gotta go. Here you go. 749 01:19:53,414 --> 01:19:56,804 Jorg, it's not very brutal. Can we make it more raunchy? 750 01:19:57,414 --> 01:19:58,733 Sounds raunchy in here. 751 01:19:58,934 --> 01:20:02,609 Maybe it's an E.Q. thing. Just take a few minutes. 752 01:20:03,054 --> 01:20:08,082 It needs a bit of bollocks to it. E.Q. it or something. 753 01:20:08,454 --> 01:20:10,649 Good hunting at your ranch? 754 01:20:10,854 --> 01:20:15,405 Great. Everything I saw, I killed. Killed something every damn day. 755 01:20:15,654 --> 01:20:18,532 You should bring your new fianc�e up there. 756 01:20:18,734 --> 01:20:22,283 She's busy at the moment. Some yearbook committee. 757 01:20:22,534 --> 01:20:23,853 --got any body to it. 758 01:20:24,134 --> 01:20:25,487 -Hey, Izz. -What's up? 759 01:20:25,694 --> 01:20:28,811 -Hello, Chrizzy. -How are you guys? 760 01:20:29,014 --> 01:20:32,051 -What's with your eyebrow? -Isn't it cool? 761 01:20:32,614 --> 01:20:35,970 You gotta clear it with us before you do that. 762 01:20:40,214 --> 01:20:44,765 Worked on some songs for the album. They're still rough... 763 01:20:44,974 --> 01:20:48,603 ...but I wanted to get your input before I went further. 764 01:20:48,814 --> 01:20:50,008 I don't know. 765 01:20:50,974 --> 01:20:54,250 Just a thought, but isn't that a cool cover? 766 01:20:54,454 --> 01:20:58,288 No title, no band name. Could be heavy. What do you think? 767 01:21:03,534 --> 01:21:05,764 Izzy, it looks great. 768 01:21:06,334 --> 01:21:07,892 It still needs work. 769 01:21:08,334 --> 01:21:11,053 I'm glad you've been having fun writing songs. 770 01:21:12,014 --> 01:21:14,289 I busted my ass working on the songs. 771 01:21:14,614 --> 01:21:17,367 But the tunes have already been written. 772 01:21:18,534 --> 01:21:22,413 -What do you mean? -A.C. and I wrote them during break. 773 01:21:22,774 --> 01:21:27,086 -I know you and A.C. do most of it-- -Not most. All of it. 774 01:21:27,374 --> 01:21:30,093 But shouldn't I have some input? 775 01:21:31,134 --> 01:21:35,127 I'm singing the tunes, so you at least want my stamp. 776 01:21:35,334 --> 01:21:36,767 I'm not just.... 777 01:21:36,974 --> 01:21:40,808 You aren't just expecting me to be some singer-for-hire, are you? 778 01:21:44,654 --> 01:21:47,771 Let me explain. Come here. 779 01:21:47,974 --> 01:21:52,650 Listen, our fans, right, our loyal, die-hard fans... 780 01:21:52,854 --> 01:21:57,450 ...our very lifeblood, if you will, expect to see certain things. 781 01:21:57,654 --> 01:21:59,565 We give them what they want. 782 01:21:59,774 --> 01:22:03,926 We don't deviate because one disappointed fan can turn into two... 783 01:22:04,134 --> 01:22:07,012 ...to four, to eight, till the next thing you know... 784 01:22:07,214 --> 01:22:09,569 ...we're playing to a half-empty hall. 785 01:22:09,854 --> 01:22:14,803 And our lost sheep are off enjoying the rock stylings of, say, Ratt. 786 01:22:15,294 --> 01:22:19,253 So while I understand your impulse to do your own thing... 787 01:22:19,454 --> 01:22:22,446 ...and I admire it in some small way... 788 01:22:23,054 --> 01:22:25,124 ...if you want to stay with Steel Dragon... 789 01:22:25,334 --> 01:22:30,362 ...then you have to reconcile yourself to doing the Steel Dragon thing. 790 01:22:30,614 --> 01:22:35,449 All right? And the Steel Dragon thing is that A.C. and I write the songs. 791 01:22:36,134 --> 01:22:39,365 And you sing the songs that we write. 792 01:22:40,654 --> 01:22:42,053 Am I clear? 793 01:22:43,054 --> 01:22:44,123 Yeah. 794 01:22:44,574 --> 01:22:45,689 Good. 795 01:23:15,654 --> 01:23:17,087 What's he doing? 796 01:23:20,134 --> 01:23:22,887 -What? -Just sing it like it's written. 797 01:23:23,094 --> 01:23:24,891 -I thought I was. -You weren't. 798 01:23:25,454 --> 01:23:26,569 All right. Sorry. 799 01:23:26,894 --> 01:23:29,567 -Great. -Theo, from the top. 800 01:23:30,334 --> 01:23:31,892 Thanks. 801 01:23:52,214 --> 01:23:53,533 Pretty good. 802 01:24:09,094 --> 01:24:12,689 What is it when you do something to somebody and they hate it? 803 01:24:13,214 --> 01:24:16,684 Then somebody does the same to you and you hate it. 804 01:24:17,134 --> 01:24:21,446 I suppose some might call it poetic justice. I don't know. 805 01:24:25,214 --> 01:24:30,083 All I know is I owe a guy named Rob a big fat apology. That's for sure. 806 01:24:30,294 --> 01:24:35,243 We all owe someone an apology along the way. I mean, that's life, man. 807 01:24:37,294 --> 01:24:39,524 A long, long time ago... 808 01:24:40,174 --> 01:24:42,529 ...when I was at university... 809 01:24:43,374 --> 01:24:45,092 ...I was married. 810 01:24:48,534 --> 01:24:50,889 No. You were married? 811 01:24:51,094 --> 01:24:56,214 It was before you boys and that rock 'n' roll music corrupted me, man. 812 01:24:58,174 --> 01:25:01,291 Yeah, I still think about it sometimes. 813 01:25:02,854 --> 01:25:06,847 She was really a very sweet girl. 814 01:25:11,734 --> 01:25:14,771 What happened? If you don't mind me asking. 815 01:25:14,974 --> 01:25:16,293 No, no. 816 01:25:18,094 --> 01:25:20,562 One day we were sitting in the park. 817 01:25:20,774 --> 01:25:23,527 Having lunch, me and the wife. 818 01:25:23,734 --> 01:25:26,168 I needed to take a piss... 819 01:25:26,374 --> 01:25:29,969 ...so I walked to the toilet. You know, in the bathroom. 820 01:25:30,934 --> 01:25:34,609 I'm standing there staring at the wall, as you do. 821 01:25:36,374 --> 01:25:40,811 And all of the sudden, something came over me. 822 01:25:41,854 --> 01:25:46,530 Like a fear that my whole life had already been laid out for me. 823 01:25:47,734 --> 01:25:50,567 I'd finish my studies, get a job. 824 01:25:50,774 --> 01:25:52,969 I'd be working for somebody else... 825 01:25:53,174 --> 01:25:56,564 ...worrying about things that didn't matter. 826 01:25:59,734 --> 01:26:01,690 So I walked out of there. 827 01:26:01,934 --> 01:26:05,529 Kept going. Didn't come back. 828 01:26:08,094 --> 01:26:09,732 You just left her there? 829 01:26:11,334 --> 01:26:12,449 Yep. 830 01:26:13,294 --> 01:26:17,173 Sitting in front of a half-eaten steak and kidney pie. 831 01:26:20,134 --> 01:26:22,602 Very harsh, man. 832 01:26:24,694 --> 01:26:29,449 She came to see the show a few years ago. She hadn't changed at all. 833 01:26:30,654 --> 01:26:33,612 She married my best friend. A doctor. 834 01:26:33,814 --> 01:26:36,965 They have three gorgeous little kids. 835 01:26:39,294 --> 01:26:42,331 Yeah, she's very happy. 836 01:26:43,534 --> 01:26:45,047 Very happy. 837 01:27:29,814 --> 01:27:31,327 Thank you. 838 01:27:32,174 --> 01:27:34,608 You know, I'm just a regular guy... 839 01:27:34,814 --> 01:27:38,011 ...who grew up with posters of these guys on my walls. 840 01:27:38,214 --> 01:27:41,411 And now I'm one of them. That's right. 841 01:27:41,614 --> 01:27:46,642 I'm standing here, and I'm proof if you work hard and want it bad enough.... 842 01:27:46,894 --> 01:27:48,486 Dreams come true! 843 01:27:48,694 --> 01:27:52,004 That's right. Dreams do come true so follow them. 844 01:28:53,574 --> 01:28:54,609 Me? 845 01:29:41,054 --> 01:29:43,124 -Awesome! -What's your name? 846 01:29:43,334 --> 01:29:46,849 Mike, but my friends call me Thor, God of Thunder! 847 01:29:47,054 --> 01:29:48,965 -Know the rest of it? -Know them all. 848 01:29:49,174 --> 01:29:52,211 I know all your moves. I study you. I love you. 849 01:29:52,414 --> 01:29:55,372 You want to rip the roof off this place? 850 01:29:55,894 --> 01:29:57,043 Are you serious? 851 01:29:58,094 --> 01:29:59,083 Yep. 852 01:30:01,934 --> 01:30:05,813 Go ahead. Get out there. Get out there, bro. It's all yours. 853 01:31:08,774 --> 01:31:11,925 -Everything all right? -Couldn't be better. 854 01:31:12,894 --> 01:31:14,805 Taking a night off, are you? 855 01:31:16,254 --> 01:31:18,245 I'm gonna go take a piss. 856 01:31:25,334 --> 01:31:26,813 I'll see you again. 857 01:31:40,934 --> 01:31:42,765 Off you go. 858 01:31:54,374 --> 01:31:57,571 Chris "Izzy" Cole of Steel Dragon shocked fans... 859 01:31:57,774 --> 01:31:59,810 ... when he walked offstage. 860 01:32:00,014 --> 01:32:02,926 Izzy's departure is more trouble for Steel Dragon... 861 01:32:03,334 --> 01:32:06,053 ...as the band tries to maintain its status... 862 01:32:06,254 --> 01:32:08,722 ...as the industry's top hard-rock act. 863 01:32:08,934 --> 01:32:12,131 As far as I'm concerned, it's much ado about nothing. 864 01:32:12,334 --> 01:32:16,122 There's still four of us left. We're not going anywhere. 865 01:32:16,334 --> 01:32:19,371 I don't give a fuck where he is... 866 01:32:19,574 --> 01:32:22,247 ...and I don't care if I see that bastard again. 867 01:32:23,054 --> 01:32:24,885 He said to me: 868 01:32:25,694 --> 01:32:27,730 "I need to take a piss. " 869 01:32:28,454 --> 01:32:29,967 That's it. 870 01:32:30,174 --> 01:32:33,325 "Mats," he said, "I really need a piss. " 871 01:32:34,054 --> 01:32:37,444 One day I realized it wasn't for me anymore. 872 01:32:37,654 --> 01:32:41,363 I was wearing the clothes and singing the songs. 873 01:32:42,574 --> 01:32:44,644 It just didn 't feel right. 874 01:32:45,214 --> 01:32:49,412 I just wanted to find myself. Find my own music. 875 01:33:29,214 --> 01:33:30,966 -What's up? -Long time. 876 01:33:31,174 --> 01:33:34,564 -It has been. You cut your hair. -So did you, asshole. 877 01:33:50,054 --> 01:33:51,646 I'm starting a new band. 878 01:33:51,854 --> 01:33:55,563 I got "Whole and a Half" on a shelf. It's ready to go. 879 01:35:06,814 --> 01:35:08,964 I'm gonna go talk to Emily. 880 01:35:31,734 --> 01:35:33,167 I missed you. 881 01:35:36,654 --> 01:35:38,451 I know. Me too. 882 01:35:43,814 --> 01:35:47,409 -I wanted to tell you. -I know. 883 01:35:48,574 --> 01:35:49,973 I know. 884 01:35:51,654 --> 01:35:53,326 You look great. 885 01:35:56,974 --> 01:35:58,965 So do you. 886 01:36:23,294 --> 01:36:25,410 Why didn't you rejoin the band? 887 01:36:25,654 --> 01:36:29,613 As the mouthpiece of Steel Dragon, I had this responsibility. 888 01:36:31,374 --> 01:36:35,162 It's me they're looking at and want to learn from. 889 01:36:35,374 --> 01:36:40,084 The vacuous, empty world of sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll... 890 01:36:40,294 --> 01:36:42,410 ...is not the message I want to send out. 891 01:36:44,254 --> 01:36:48,247 I wanted something more cerebral, eloquent and dignified. 892 01:36:52,014 --> 01:36:53,288 We kick ass, man! 893 01:36:53,534 --> 01:36:56,890 Ever get your ass kicked by a guy with long hair and makeup? 894 01:36:57,094 --> 01:36:58,573 Right here! 895 01:37:00,734 --> 01:37:03,692 Chris "Izzy" Cole shocked fans-- Damn it! 896 01:37:03,894 --> 01:37:04,963 Cut! 897 01:37:05,814 --> 01:37:08,169 Okay, Backstage Pass. Okay, Crud Pollution. 898 01:37:08,374 --> 01:37:11,207 Okay, Bobby Beers. I mean, Chris Queers. 899 01:37:13,014 --> 01:37:15,005 After the nuclear holocaust... 900 01:37:15,214 --> 01:37:19,605 ...survivors will crawl out of the rubble, light a fire... 901 01:37:19,814 --> 01:37:22,567 ...then one man, the singer of songs, will sing. 902 01:37:22,774 --> 01:37:25,334 And that is the essence of rock 'n' roll. 903 01:37:25,614 --> 01:37:28,003 What are you talking about? 904 01:37:35,574 --> 01:37:37,132 Chris.... 905 01:37:37,334 --> 01:37:40,007 As they continue-- What are they continuing? 906 01:37:40,214 --> 01:37:43,843 As the band continues to struggle to continue its-- 907 01:37:50,254 --> 01:37:51,243 What? 908 01:37:53,254 --> 01:37:54,687 Oh, my God. 909 01:38:22,774 --> 01:38:26,130 No more metal shit. It's all about hip-hop. 910 01:38:26,334 --> 01:38:29,610 It's all bling-bling, pinky ring, word about, bling-bling. 911 01:38:29,814 --> 01:38:33,489 No more of this. It's about this. You heard me? 912 01:38:33,694 --> 01:38:37,573 Lay your shit by the TV and watch this shit. This shit the bomb.