1 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:44,105 CARRIE: Year after year, 20-something women come to New York City... 2 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:47,111 ... in search of the two L 's: 3 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:50,478 Labels and love. 4 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:55,515 - Yeah. - He's the best. 5 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,716 WOMAN: Hot dress! 6 00:00:59,126 --> 00:01:02,220 Twenty years ago, I was one of them. 7 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:18,438 Having gotten the knack for labels early, I concentrated on my search for love. 8 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:22,776 Turns out, a knockoff is not as easy to spot when it comes to love. 9 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:24,850 What? You're married? 10 00:01:25,019 --> 00:01:27,283 You fucking asshole! Motherfucker, you're married? 11 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,787 - Until it is. - I fucking hate you. 12 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:32,391 That is why you need help to spot them. 13 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:34,554 Lots of help. 14 00:01:34,729 --> 00:01:37,755 Help also known as Charlotte York... 15 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,233 ... Miranda Hobbes... 16 00:01:42,036 --> 00:01:43,833 ... and Samantha Jones. 17 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:47,539 - Oh, my God, look at his. MAN: Hey. 18 00:01:47,842 --> 00:01:49,070 Hi, how are you? 19 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:53,939 Oh, well. 20 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:59,842 My name is Carrie Bradshaw, and I'm a writer. 21 00:02:00,021 --> 00:02:03,821 Year after year, my single girlfriends were my salvation. 22 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:06,619 And as it turns out, my meal ticket. 23 00:02:08,863 --> 00:02:11,855 I've been dating since I was 15. I'm exhausted. Where is he? 24 00:02:12,033 --> 00:02:14,433 Charlotte was looking for the perfect love. 25 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:17,662 - Trey can't get it up. - Well, almost perfect. 26 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:19,362 I'm becoming a Jew. 27 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:26,543 We're not barren, we're reproductively challenged. 28 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:28,944 - They're giving us a baby. - That's our baby. 29 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:32,517 So Charlotte and Harry journeyed to China and back... 30 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:34,881 ... for their daughter, Lily. 31 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:38,248 Miranda was a disciple of tough love. 32 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:40,121 Bye. Great sex. 33 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:43,554 - Steve, I'm pregnant. - You're what? 34 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:44,755 Carrie. 35 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:47,799 I, Miranda Hobbes, take you, Steve Brady... 36 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:50,994 And Miranda journeyed to Brooklyn for Brady and Steve. 37 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:53,333 Who wants a Popsicle? 38 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,475 Oh, man. Boy. 39 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:58,578 Samantha's love was sex. 40 00:02:58,746 --> 00:03:00,270 Lots of sex. 41 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,973 I'm dating a guy with the funkiest-tasting spunk. 42 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:04,481 Can I cancel my rice pudding? 43 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:08,247 And then she found a man that combined sex and love. 44 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:09,753 I'm gonna help you be a star. 45 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,822 Yes, he is interested... 46 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:18,226 So Samantha journeyed to Hollywood with television star Smith Jerrod. 47 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:22,632 As for me, I was looking for something big. 48 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,101 Get in. 49 00:03:25,272 --> 00:03:31,302 Mr. Big. Turns out when that big love comes along, it's not always easy. 50 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:32,739 CARRIE: Just tell me I'm the one. 51 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:36,041 And despite all the other chapters of my life... 52 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:39,709 ... no one was ever quite big enough until... 53 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,184 Carrie, you're the one. 54 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:44,256 And just like that, I was. 55 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,657 Three books and three years later... 56 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:52,595 ... we still feel like those four single girls. 57 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:55,326 And even though time had moved us on... 58 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:59,064 ... I managed to stay exactly where I was: 59 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:02,400 In love. 60 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:17,416 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 61 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,591 I got a good feeling about this one, kid. 62 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,819 Oh, I hope so. I've always loved this block. 63 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,788 Hi, 3C? 64 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:27,832 Finding the perfect apartment in New York City... 65 00:04:28,002 --> 00:04:31,665 ... is like finding the perfect partner. It can take years. 66 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:35,536 - So how many is this? - Thirty-three. 67 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,870 Lucky 33. 68 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:46,018 - The worst. I just left you a message. - And the kitchen's through here. 69 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,082 CAROL: That's the window with the best view. 70 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:54,517 Thirty-four? Lucky 34? 71 00:04:55,029 --> 00:04:58,021 Well, if anything else opens up, let us know. 72 00:04:58,199 --> 00:05:01,032 We're very interested in this building. 73 00:05:01,202 --> 00:05:04,069 I do have another apartment that's not even on the market yet. 74 00:05:04,238 --> 00:05:05,500 Care to take a look? 75 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:06,697 - Sure. - Sure. 76 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:08,432 All right, then. 77 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:11,840 It's more than you were looking to pay. 78 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,310 - How much more? - More. 79 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:25,619 So this is where they keep the light. 80 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,852 Oh, my God. 81 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:32,897 I have died and gone to real-estate heaven. 82 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,969 Just a simple home for two. 83 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:40,507 And across the rooftop terrace... 84 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,938 What, nirvana? 85 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:50,108 Hello. I live here. 86 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,447 Your wife has quite a sense of humor. 87 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:56,718 - They're not married. - He's my boyfriend. 88 00:05:57,258 --> 00:05:59,055 This way. 89 00:06:00,261 --> 00:06:03,856 Aren't I a little old to be introduced as your boyfriend? 90 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:07,865 Point taken. From now on, you'll be my man-friend. 91 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:11,766 - That sounds like a dog. - Well, if the shoe fits... 92 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:14,339 And this is the master bedroom. 93 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:15,770 Uh. 94 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:20,209 It's hideous. I hate it. Hurts my eyes. 95 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:25,182 - How is this place even available? - Nasty divorce. 96 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:28,480 If you live here, what is there to fight about? 97 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:36,292 Hm. 98 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:40,126 - Well, now I understand the divorce. - I can build you a better closet. 99 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,570 Welcome home, baby. 100 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,740 Can...? Can we afford this? 101 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:51,604 I got it. 102 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:55,346 BIG: Okay, let's sign some contracts. 103 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:56,778 "I got it." Just like that. 104 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,919 - Like he was picking up a check for coffee. - It sounds perfect. 105 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,351 Except for the closet, which Big says he can redo. 106 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,150 And he says the kitchen needs work. 107 00:07:04,325 --> 00:07:07,658 Of course, I don't know about that because I keep sweaters in my stove. 108 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,955 So he bought it and you'll live there with him. 109 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,427 Yes, together. That's right. 110 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:14,260 But he'll own it, so you're keeping your own place, right? 111 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:16,995 I haven't figured out the details, but I'm a smart girl. 112 00:07:17,171 --> 00:07:19,571 I'll figure out something that I'm comfortable with. 113 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,833 I just wanna be sure that you're being smart. 114 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:23,442 And I love you for that. 115 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:26,170 But for now, can't you stop worrying for me... 116 00:07:26,347 --> 00:07:29,544 ...and just go ahead and feel what I want you to feel, jealous? 117 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:35,184 Oh, jealous of me living in this gorgeous penthouse in Manhattan. 118 00:07:35,356 --> 00:07:37,187 - All right, I'm jealous. - Thanks. 119 00:07:37,358 --> 00:07:40,259 You live in real-estate heaven and I live in Brooklyn. 120 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:43,328 New York magazine said Brooklyn is the new Manhattan. 121 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:45,328 Whoever wrote that lives in Brooklyn. 122 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:47,899 - Hey, there she is. Hey, Hollywood. - Hey. 123 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,536 CARRIE: Oh, lady. Hi. 124 00:07:52,206 --> 00:07:53,673 - How was your flight? - Fabulous. 125 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:54,865 - Oh, good. - Good. 126 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:56,805 - Let's go in. I'm so excited. CHARLOTTE: Show us. 127 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:03,074 It was a rare occasion that brought all types of New York women together. 128 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,774 Sorry. 129 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:09,079 Blair Elkenn was a waitress turned model turned actress... 130 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:12,157 ... turned billionaire's girlfriend who came home one night... 131 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:15,955 ... to find herself unceremoniously turned out on the street. 132 00:08:16,130 --> 00:08:17,154 Oh, my God. 133 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:20,664 And now she was getting the ultimate breakup revenge: 134 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,859 An embarrassing and very public auction... 135 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:26,164 ... of all the jewelry he had given her when they were happy. 136 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,666 There it is. My baby. 137 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,333 Oh, she's a beauty. 138 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:34,447 When I saw it in the catalog, I said to Smith: 139 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:39,075 "This flower ring is the essence of me. One of a kind, filled with fire." 140 00:08:39,253 --> 00:08:42,188 - And a little too much. - Exactly. 141 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:45,883 Let's go spend some of my hard-earned Hollywood money. 142 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:49,028 And now Lot 39, the flower ring. 143 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,220 That's it. 144 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:53,127 We'd like to start the bidding on this at $ 10,000, please. 145 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:56,133 At ten-thousand doll... Thank you, madam. At 10,000. 146 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,794 Fifteen thousand. At $ 15,000. 147 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:01,873 Hey, she's bidding for somebody on the phone. 148 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:05,510 CHARLOTTE: That's not fair. - Bitch. 149 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,704 The gloves are off. 150 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,441 At $30,000. Now it's against you. Thirty-five thousand. 151 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:13,051 - I work hard, I deserve this. AUCTIONEER: At 40,000 now. 152 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,721 At 40? Forty thousand? Forty thousand, thank you. 153 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,825 Forty-five thousand. At $45,000. Now 50,000? 154 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,553 Fifty fucking thousand. 155 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:27,960 At 50,000. Fifty-five thousand? At $55,000 against you. 156 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:32,572 Would you like to say 60? Sixty to our colorful bidder? At 60,000? 157 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,798 I draw the line at 50. 158 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:40,443 I thought this auction would be more fun, but it's kind of sad. 159 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:41,672 Isn't it? 160 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:45,012 I thought it was just sad for me because I know her. 161 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,880 But it really is sad, huh? 162 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,446 And it's funny because they were so happy. 163 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:52,091 - Yeah, till they weren't. - I know, right? 164 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:57,557 We all told her to get married but she didn't wanna listen. 165 00:09:57,731 --> 00:10:00,996 He'd been married three times before, so she let it ride... 166 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:05,002 ...and then she came home one night and he had locked her out. 167 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,037 She didn't even have anywhere to live. 168 00:10:07,508 --> 00:10:10,705 Such a shame. After 10 years. 169 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:12,573 She was a smart girl... 170 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,873 ...till she fell in love. 171 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,250 I'm thinking... 172 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:29,221 ...I'm going to sell my apartment... 173 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,455 ...and put the money towards heaven on 5th. 174 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,623 Why? You love your apartment. 175 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:37,793 I know, but there's plenty of room in the new place and... 176 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:41,368 And besides, I... 177 00:10:41,542 --> 00:10:44,102 I want to make us a life there. 178 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:47,471 You know, I... I want it to be ours. 179 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:50,811 It is ours. I bought it for us. 180 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:54,818 And that's so amazing, but you bought it. 181 00:10:55,622 --> 00:11:00,787 So really it's your place and if anything were to happen... 182 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,360 What's going to happen? 183 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:07,330 Come on, I have to be smart here. We're not married, I'd have no legal rights... 184 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:11,733 ...you know, to... To this home that I built... 185 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,670 ...with you. 186 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,675 Did you wanna get married? 187 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:25,477 Well, I didn't... I didn't think that was an option. 188 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,251 What if it was an option? 189 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,147 Why? What, do you wanna get married? 190 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:34,550 I wouldn't mind being married to you. 191 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:37,162 Would you mind being married to me? 192 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:41,791 No. No, not if... Not if that's what you wanted. 193 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:47,495 I mean, is...? Is that what you want? 194 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,533 I want you. 195 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,939 So... 196 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,375 ...okay. 197 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,039 So...? 198 00:11:57,284 --> 00:12:00,481 - Really? We're...? We're getting married? - We're getting married. 199 00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:04,112 - Should we get you a diamond? - No, no. 200 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:07,319 Just get me a really big closet. 201 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:13,626 So the other night Big and I were talking about... 202 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:18,794 ...you know, moving in together and our future... 203 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:21,805 ...and, you know, what makes sense as we move forward and... 204 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,443 ...well... 205 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,471 ...we decided to get married. 206 00:12:28,649 --> 00:12:30,742 [SCREAMS] 207 00:12:31,385 --> 00:12:33,376 - And I'm deaf. - I'm so excited! 208 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:36,049 - Everybody is looking. - Sorry! 209 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,248 I'm so sorry, everyone... 210 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,553 ...but this is my friend and she just got engaged. 211 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:46,893 And she has been going out with the man for 10 years. 212 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,399 I'm mortified. 213 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,666 There is literally a ringing in my ear. 214 00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:56,934 [PHONE RINGS] 215 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,577 And the big news was about to go bicoastal. 216 00:12:58,745 --> 00:12:59,769 Samantha Jones. 217 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:04,042 Well, I made a little decision I hope you'll be happy about. 218 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:09,052 - Oh, honey, you finally got Botox. - No, I did not get Botox. 219 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:12,714 - I'm telling you, Carrie, you're gonna love it. - I did not call... 220 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,555 ...to talk about Botox. - Well, I'm just saying. 221 00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:17,959 So last week... 222 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:21,498 ... after the auction, I started thinking about my options. 223 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,762 - Right. - And, um... 224 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,800 Well, Big and I decided to get married. 225 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,846 - Really? - Yeah. 226 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,910 Well, that's great. 227 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,482 You sounded more excited about the Botox. 228 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:42,952 Honey, I am excited for you, but you know me. 229 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,114 I don't really believe in marriage. 230 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,955 Now, Botox, on the other hand, that works every time. 231 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,063 Honey, I... I gotta go. 232 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,631 We can catch up when I'm in town next week. 233 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,290 [BEEPS] 234 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,202 [PHONE RINGS] 235 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:07,737 Hello. 236 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,982 I think I was in shock. 237 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,780 I mean, it's you getting married. 238 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,183 This is not some random person, it's you. 239 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,379 Yeah, I hear you. 240 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:20,185 I thought that after that big mess with Aidan, you'd never wanna get married. 241 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,496 So I put you in my "we're never getting married" file. 242 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,859 Now I'm gonna have to take you out of that file. 243 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:31,026 Well, I'm sorry about all the extra paperwork. 244 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,228 You'll get my bill. 245 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:35,374 Samantha, it just feels so different this time. 246 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,072 It's just... 247 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:46,977 ...two grownups making a decision about spending their lives together. 248 00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:50,215 Well, I'm happy for you. 249 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,256 Oh, and hey, one more thing. 250 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:56,794 I want you to be maid of honor. 251 00:14:56,963 --> 00:15:00,228 - How do you feel about that? - The same way you feel about Botox: 252 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,300 Painful and unnecessary. 253 00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:07,403 - Seventy-four, 75, 76. Seventy-six guests. - Seventy-five sounds better. 254 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,066 A small wedding of 75 guests. 255 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:14,304 Seventy-six trombones, yes. Seventy-six guests, no. 256 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,472 As a wedding gift, Charlotte had given me... 257 00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:19,278 ... Anthony Marantino, friend and wedding planner. 258 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,079 All right. 259 00:15:21,555 --> 00:15:23,386 Well, that's... 260 00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:26,553 Cutthroat. I love it. I hope you're this decisive... 261 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,661 ...when it comes to location and the dress. - I found the dress. 262 00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:32,230 - What? When? - Yeah, the other day. I have it. 263 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,925 - This is gonna be good. - I am so excited. 264 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,935 Okay. 265 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,305 Here it is. 266 00:15:46,847 --> 00:15:49,077 That was the exact reaction I was aiming for. 267 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,749 It's pretty, but it's... It's so simple. 268 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,819 It's simple and classic. 269 00:15:54,988 --> 00:16:00,085 When I saw it, I thought, "That is what I should marry Big in." 270 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:04,560 - Well, who's it by? What's the label? - No one. I found it at a vintage shop. 271 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:08,259 The bride wore a dress by no one. 272 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:11,029 Oh, come on, you know I'm gonna merchandise it up... 273 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,604 ...style it up with some shoes. CHARLOTTE: Right. 274 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,775 The invitation is fancier than the dress. 275 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,911 - I heard that. - I meant you to. 276 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,505 HARRY: Don't tell anyone. 277 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,718 [SCREAMS] 278 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:34,556 CHARLOTTE: " The ultimate single gal, Carrie Bradshaw, will be married in Manolos... 279 00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:39,290 ...to New York financier John James Preston come fall." 280 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,629 - Our wedding's on Page Six. - Who would put that in there? 281 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:48,104 "Proving to single gals everywhere that there can be a happy ending over 40." 282 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,033 - Carrie. - Congratulations. 283 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:55,704 It seemed everywhere I went, people had seen Page Six. 284 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:59,841 Even people you didn't expect, like my Vogue editor, Enid. 285 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,580 We're putting together our annual age issue... 286 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:04,246 ...and we'd like you to do 40. 287 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,688 - Great. Who am I interviewing? - No. 288 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,953 You. You are 40. 289 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:12,826 I want you to be featured in the magazine as the 40-year-old... 290 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,661 And here's the brilliant twist. - bride. 291 00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:20,970 Wait, I'm... I would be in the magazine? 292 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:24,599 In bridal couture. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity... 293 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:29,909 ...so spare me a week of faux soul-searching and just say yes. 294 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:33,484 Enid, I am so very flattered, but honestly, I... 295 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,382 Carrie, Vogue designers. 296 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,216 Vogue photographers. 297 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,017 Vogue airbrushing. 298 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,526 Nod your head. Yes. 299 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,692 Thank you. It will be a sensation. 300 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,335 We're calling it "The Last Single Girl." 301 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:54,530 Well, I'm hardly the last single girl. 302 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:58,906 No, but 40 is the last age a woman can be photographed in a wedding gown... 303 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,980 ...without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext. 304 00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:05,640 I thought the issue was "Great Style at Every Age." 305 00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:08,913 Style, yes. Bride, no. 306 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,921 - Is that better? - Just your typical Wednesday. 307 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,564 Hanging out with old friends like Stanford Blatch... 308 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,100 ... and new friends like Vera Wang. 309 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,863 She's looking at home for someone who didn't think she had the bride gene. 310 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:28,769 - Well, I guess with the right man... - And the right dress. 311 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,767 When I get married, I'm wearing something like that, only bigger. 312 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:35,537 MAN: Beauty. Hot. 313 00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,606 Love the veil. 314 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,082 And Carolina Herrera. 315 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,122 MAN: Nothing fancy, but it's beautiful. Good work. 316 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,383 Great, let's do it. 317 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,799 And Christian Lacroix. 318 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,770 Come on, look at the model. 319 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,579 And Lanvin. 320 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:16,579 And Dior. 321 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,891 And Oscar de la Renta. 322 00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:36,105 And finally, Vivienne Westwood. 323 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,608 A dress so special... 324 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:43,772 ... it could bring a wedding tear from even the most unbelieving of women. 325 00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:54,189 And then, the impossible happened. 326 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:21,818 And just like that... 327 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:26,118 ... Vivienne Westwood kicked my sweet little suit's ass. 328 00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:36,830 Can I lean? 329 00:20:43,877 --> 00:20:47,005 Are you the last person in New York still taking out library books? 330 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,478 I love the smell. 331 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,150 Mm. 332 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:56,355 Oh. That's an oldie. 333 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,257 "Love Letters of Great Men, Volume One. " 334 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,484 - Oh, am I in there? - No, no. 335 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:05,791 But some of your classmates are, like Voltaire, Napoleon. 336 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:11,531 - Young lady, you need to get glasses. - No, I don't. I have yours. 337 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,934 Okay, here's Napoleon. 338 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:18,037 "My dearest Josephine, I wake consumed with thoughts of you." 339 00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:21,442 Typical short guy. Gives it all away upfront. 340 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:24,717 - Why are you reading this? - It's research for my new book. 341 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:28,479 - Oh. What's it about? - Love. 342 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,282 I used to write about finding love. 343 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:33,857 Now I wanna write about what happens after you've found it. 344 00:21:34,027 --> 00:21:35,790 Interesting. 345 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:39,193 - What happens? - Mm. Stay tuned. 346 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,130 Oh, here, listen. It's Beethoven. 347 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,668 Bring it, Ludwig. 348 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:49,764 "My thoughts go out to you, my immortal beloved. 349 00:21:49,943 --> 00:21:53,743 I can live only wholly with you or not at all." 350 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,244 Good stuff. 351 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,781 "Be calm my life, my all. 352 00:21:57,951 --> 00:22:00,784 Only by calm consideration of our existence... 353 00:22:00,954 --> 00:22:03,752 ...can we achieve our purpose to live together. 354 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:06,357 Oh, continue to love me. Never misjudge... 355 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:09,461 ...the most faithful heart of your beloved. 356 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:14,760 Ever thine. Ever mine. Ever ours." 357 00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:21,105 Have you ever written me a love letter? 358 00:22:21,274 --> 00:22:22,741 Does a love fax count? 359 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:27,773 - When have I ever gotten a love fax? - Oh, I'm sure my secretary sent you one... 360 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:30,279 ...at some point. - Yeah. 361 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:33,844 What can I tell you, baby? It's not my style. 362 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:37,387 Besides, those guys had to write. They were separated from their loves... 363 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:41,220 ...by wars and hundreds and hundreds of miles. 364 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,521 I'm right here. 365 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,630 Hello. 366 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:51,196 - You make me very happy. - Yeah, yeah. Put it in writing. 367 00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:57,002 With my mind prenuptially preoccupied, I became delinquent with my library books. 368 00:22:57,176 --> 00:23:00,976 So now the tragic love stories of Wuthering Heights and Love Story... 369 00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:03,274 ... were going to cost me more than a few tears. 370 00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:05,440 Excuse me, which way is the wedding? 371 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:07,585 Up the stairs. 372 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,657 It was perfect. 373 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,859 Big and I would be married in the classic New York landmark... 374 00:23:24,037 --> 00:23:27,803 ... that housed all the great love stories. 375 00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:32,774 Where is the waiter with the check? 376 00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:36,540 Jeez, Miranda, relax. Magda hasn't even finished yet. 377 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:45,550 I still have a brief to work on when I get home. 378 00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:49,286 - I have to go to the bathroom. - I'll take him. 379 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:50,520 MIRANDA: Thank you, Magda. 380 00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:55,230 We're gonna wash that beautiful face. Come, darling. 381 00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:58,627 What? 382 00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:01,273 We can't let the hard-working nanny finish her supper? 383 00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:05,070 I'm sorry, I'm exhausted. Brady woke me up at 5 a.m. 384 00:24:05,244 --> 00:24:08,270 - Hey, he woke me up too. - Yeah. 385 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:11,246 We gotta stop letting Brady come into our bed. 386 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,486 You got milk on your top lip. 387 00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:20,418 What now? 388 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:23,892 - It's like you're always criticizing me. - I am not. 389 00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:28,995 You wanna go through life with foam on your lip and no one ever telling you? 390 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:38,839 Anything you wanna tell me? 391 00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:48,785 Hm. Is there anything you wanna tell me? 392 00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:54,458 [MOANING] 393 00:24:55,428 --> 00:24:59,922 - Yeah. Yeah. - Wait. Wait. Don't come already. 394 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:03,660 - Yeah. - No, wait. Get on top. 395 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:06,464 Let's just get it over with. 396 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:14,112 I mean, we gotta get up in four and a half hours. 397 00:25:15,314 --> 00:25:18,772 We never have sex and you wanna get it over with? 398 00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:27,858 - Steve, we have sex. - When was the last time we had sex? 399 00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:30,625 Um... 400 00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:36,199 STEVE: There was snow on the ground. 401 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:45,404 - How often do you guys have sex? - Sex. 402 00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:47,375 - Miranda, please. MIRANDA: What? 403 00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:49,974 She's 3. She doesn't know what it means. 404 00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:52,140 I'm 41 and I still don't know what it means. 405 00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:54,582 I know, but she is repeating everything. 406 00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:58,884 If I'd known the girl talk was gonna be on lockdown, I wouldn't have flown 3000 miles. 407 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:01,686 No, we can talk. Let's just not use that word. 408 00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:05,855 Fine. How often do you guys? 409 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,727 - Color? CHARLOTTE: Thank you. 410 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:12,234 Well, I can't color enough. I could color all day every day. 411 00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:16,501 If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box. 412 00:26:16,676 --> 00:26:19,907 We get it. You love to color. 413 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,842 Why are you asking? 414 00:26:22,014 --> 00:26:27,213 Well, last night Steve and I were coloring, and I was just about to... 415 00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:30,150 Come. I'm sorry, there's no crayon equivalent. 416 00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:33,850 And he wanted to switch positions and I said: 417 00:26:34,861 --> 00:26:36,419 "Let's just get it over with." 418 00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:41,591 - He kept trying to make it last longer. - This is bad? 419 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:44,634 - It is when you have a full-time job. - I have a full-time job. 420 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:47,637 You don't also have a 5-year-old, play dates, PTA meetings... 421 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:51,243 ...and a mother-in-law in a rest home with advancing Alzheimer's. 422 00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:54,607 We're just going through a no-coloring phase. 423 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:57,578 - It comes and goes, right? CHARLOTTE: Every couple is different. 424 00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:00,475 Harry and I make love two, three times a week. 425 00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:03,884 - Great, now I feel worse. - Well, when was the last time for you? 426 00:27:05,892 --> 00:27:07,985 - Six months ago. - Oh, my. 427 00:27:09,262 --> 00:27:11,253 It sounds long. 428 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:14,399 - But... But that's a dry spell. - I bet it is. 429 00:27:14,567 --> 00:27:17,968 Hey, Carrie. What about you and Big? 430 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:21,463 Come on. I told. Tell. 431 00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:22,869 Mm-mm. 432 00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:25,010 But I will tell you this. 433 00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:26,940 When Big colors... 434 00:27:28,514 --> 00:27:31,915 ...he rarely stays inside the lines. 435 00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:34,575 Well, this has been very helpful. 436 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:38,952 [JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 437 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:46,194 John? 438 00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:55,234 - Hey. - Come here. 439 00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:06,214 Totally outside the lines. 440 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,527 Well, send it to Smith Jerrod at the office address. 441 00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:20,329 I gotta go. Something just came up. 442 00:28:22,435 --> 00:28:26,337 - I got a gift for you. - So far, I like it. 443 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:36,145 How'd...? 444 00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:39,844 Wait. That was you on the phone at the auction. 445 00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:44,149 - I knew how much you wanted it. - But I was gonna buy it for myself. 446 00:28:44,557 --> 00:28:46,388 Well, I wanted to give it to you. 447 00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:49,386 For our anniversary. 448 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:51,553 We met five years ago today. 449 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,430 Right. 450 00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:56,832 Do you like it? 451 00:28:57,003 --> 00:28:59,904 Well, just to be clear, this is a ring with diamonds... 452 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:02,836 ...it's not a diamond ring, right? - Yeah. 453 00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:06,135 Well, in that case, I love it. 454 00:29:06,312 --> 00:29:09,679 It's my second favorite thing I've ever found in there. 455 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:16,081 Now, my gift is a little bit more oral. 456 00:29:17,523 --> 00:29:22,426 - Babe, I have to go to bed. - Bed? It's 7:30. 457 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:26,292 I have to be at the studio by 6 a.m. and I need to get a workout in before that. 458 00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:28,126 You see, this is how it starts. 459 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:32,634 Next thing you know, we're only having sex three or four times a week. 460 00:29:42,515 --> 00:29:45,712 [WOMAN MOANING] 461 00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:06,594 And that is how Samantha learned she had a new neighbor. 462 00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:10,407 From then on, night after night... 463 00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:13,136 ... while Smith got his beauty sleep... 464 00:30:15,081 --> 00:30:19,848 ... Samantha found something more interesting to watch than TiVo. 465 00:30:24,023 --> 00:30:26,821 - Keep going. - Okay. 466 00:30:27,893 --> 00:30:30,020 - Keep them closed. - Okay. 467 00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:34,830 Okay. Open them. 468 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,194 Double doors. 469 00:30:39,371 --> 00:30:41,805 So far, so good. 470 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,311 Oh, my God. 471 00:30:57,590 --> 00:31:02,323 - Oh, you did me proud, mister. - You like it? 472 00:31:03,729 --> 00:31:04,787 "Like it?" 473 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:11,796 It's love at first sight. 474 00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:14,166 Oh, my. 475 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:17,571 Here. Wait. 476 00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:19,267 Hold this. 477 00:31:27,019 --> 00:31:29,988 Now I believe this is all really happening. 478 00:31:30,823 --> 00:31:32,916 I can't believe it sold so fast. 479 00:31:33,092 --> 00:31:35,959 - It's a sign. - Yeah, it's a sign I priced it too low. 480 00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:37,186 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 481 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:40,730 Hey, that's the food. Will you buzz them in? And money's on the table. 482 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:44,233 I'm gonna get started on the closet. I should be done in about 17 years. 483 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:47,702 All right. Pink Post-it: take. 484 00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:51,167 Purple: toss. Yellow: storage. 485 00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:53,743 CARRIE: Oh, you're very good friends. 486 00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:55,437 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 487 00:31:59,685 --> 00:32:01,482 Oh, my God. 488 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:03,781 [SCREAMS] 489 00:32:03,956 --> 00:32:07,255 CHARLOTTE: I can't believe it. Lily, look who it is. Aunt Samantha. 490 00:32:08,494 --> 00:32:09,518 [GASPS] 491 00:32:09,695 --> 00:32:13,290 - What are you doing here? - A lot of shit went down in this place. 492 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:15,990 Attention must be paid. 493 00:32:16,569 --> 00:32:17,661 Ah. 494 00:32:17,837 --> 00:32:19,566 [SCREAMING] 495 00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:22,263 Really, champagne. 496 00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:29,211 [RUN-D.M.C.'S "WALK THIS WAY" PLAYS OVER STEREO] 497 00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:31,281 - Remember this? - Oh, yeah. 498 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,749 While Samantha put on The Best of the '80s... 499 00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:39,089 ... I put on the worst. 500 00:32:46,265 --> 00:32:47,892 Banana clip. 501 00:32:51,670 --> 00:32:53,433 Yeah. 502 00:32:54,006 --> 00:32:55,633 SAMANTHA: Work it. 503 00:32:57,877 --> 00:32:59,401 MIRANDA: Madonna. 504 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:02,775 Whoo, whoo! 505 00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:12,814 No fun. 506 00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:33,773 It took four friends three days... 507 00:33:33,946 --> 00:33:38,042 ... to put 20 years into 38 boxes. 508 00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:03,300 While I run over to see your mother tomorrow... 509 00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:06,410 ...maybe you could take Brady by the first birthday party alone. 510 00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:11,277 And then I'll meet you at the twins' party, and you can leave and be at the bar by 6. 511 00:34:12,184 --> 00:34:13,583 What's the matter? 512 00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:18,255 I had sex with someone else. 513 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:24,027 And you're so amazing... 514 00:34:24,663 --> 00:34:27,427 ...and I don't know how I could do that to you. 515 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:31,330 You and I hadn't had sex in a really long time and I... 516 00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:32,834 God. 517 00:34:33,339 --> 00:34:35,899 It didn't mean anything. It just happened once. 518 00:34:36,075 --> 00:34:37,770 And it's been killing me. 519 00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:41,607 It's killing you? 520 00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:43,042 It just happened. 521 00:34:43,816 --> 00:34:46,512 I... I... 522 00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:48,516 I... I... I wasn't thinking. 523 00:34:48,821 --> 00:34:51,483 Do not follow me. 524 00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:04,793 Scout, off. 525 00:35:13,112 --> 00:35:15,478 Miranda, it's still me. 526 00:35:18,951 --> 00:35:20,578 Is it? 527 00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:36,832 Steve. I just... I can't believe it. 528 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:39,463 - That's what I said. MIRANDA: Yes, it's sad. 529 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:42,732 But I'm not gonna make it any sadder by staying at a bad hotel... 530 00:35:42,908 --> 00:35:45,775 ...while I look for a place. Could you pass the salt? 531 00:35:45,944 --> 00:35:48,344 Plus, I have to be downtown and close to Brooklyn. 532 00:35:48,514 --> 00:35:51,347 We're gonna keep Brady's life as normal as we possibly can. 533 00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:54,543 I'm gonna have him on my days and Steve will have him on his... 534 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:57,450 ...and Magda will shuttle back and forth between. 535 00:35:57,623 --> 00:36:00,615 Well, I don't really know if this question is allowed... 536 00:36:00,793 --> 00:36:02,454 ...but how is Steve handling this? 537 00:36:02,628 --> 00:36:05,563 Says he's devastated, begs me to forgive him. 538 00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:08,325 It's not gonna happen. I can barely even look at him. 539 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,627 Miranda, honey, are you sure you wanna do this? 540 00:36:11,136 --> 00:36:13,536 It's just one time. Anyone can have a slip. 541 00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:17,801 Even if I could get my mind around that justification, it's the cheating part. 542 00:36:18,243 --> 00:36:22,145 The behind-my-back part, the violation of the trust. That's what's killing me. 543 00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:33,790 Thank you for being you. 544 00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:40,522 Charlotte made love to Harry four times that week. 545 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:44,032 Okay. Wedding crunch time. We need to get really serious here. 546 00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:48,168 Okay, not now. I just got an e-mail from our contractor. 547 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,968 He's pushed the move-in date yet again. 548 00:36:51,143 --> 00:36:53,043 - I gotta write this guy and... - No, no, no. 549 00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:57,012 No. Wedding before contractor, all right? 550 00:36:57,182 --> 00:37:01,881 Unless you're planning to invite him, which would make the guest list 201. 551 00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:06,648 Two hundred? Jesus, Carrie, it went up again? 552 00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:09,817 - It's the dress. - You said 75 people. 553 00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:13,726 How can I explain this? 554 00:37:15,501 --> 00:37:17,093 Look... 555 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,537 ...you play poker, right? 556 00:37:19,705 --> 00:37:21,764 Well, the dress upped the ante. 557 00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:25,342 Hey. 558 00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:30,048 How you doing on your vows? 559 00:37:30,215 --> 00:37:34,879 A reminder. You'll be saying these in front of a lot of people, so the pressure is on. 560 00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:36,953 All right, up. I have to finish this. Up. 561 00:37:37,122 --> 00:37:38,783 - Hey. - I don't have time for this. 562 00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:43,417 - You're not taking it seriously. - No, no, I'm not. It is a circus. 563 00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:49,965 Two hundred people? 564 00:37:50,135 --> 00:37:52,399 Page Six? 565 00:37:56,008 --> 00:38:00,638 This is my third marriage. How do you think that makes me look? 566 00:38:08,187 --> 00:38:12,248 I didn't know that was even an issue. 567 00:38:17,129 --> 00:38:19,290 So why didn't you say anything sooner? 568 00:38:20,199 --> 00:38:23,930 - You wanted all of this. - Well, yeah. 569 00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:26,666 - But don't you want...? - I want you. 570 00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,462 That's what I want. 571 00:38:30,309 --> 00:38:33,073 I could have just gone down to city hall. 572 00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:55,697 I think it's too late for city hall now. 573 00:38:56,902 --> 00:38:59,894 Well, no, I wasn't suggesting that... 574 00:39:00,072 --> 00:39:01,369 I was just saying. 575 00:39:04,243 --> 00:39:07,144 See, that's the face... 576 00:39:07,312 --> 00:39:10,372 ...I've been trying to avoid. 577 00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:12,979 Come here. 578 00:39:19,424 --> 00:39:22,222 You're a great man-friend. 579 00:39:25,097 --> 00:39:29,557 And soon, it was the night before the big day. 580 00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:34,629 There they are. 581 00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:45,410 [CHATTERING] 582 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:55,760 SAMANTHA: Now, I know it's tradition at the rehearsal dinner... 583 00:39:55,927 --> 00:40:00,728 ...for the maid of honor to reveal embarrassing things about the bride. 584 00:40:02,434 --> 00:40:05,767 But in our group, we never kiss and tell. 585 00:40:07,072 --> 00:40:11,065 - So I'd like to make a toast to the groom. - There's a word he's heard before. 586 00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:17,408 - Who's that guy again? - Karl. He's a partner at the firm. 587 00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:18,606 Karl's kind of a jerk. 588 00:40:18,784 --> 00:40:20,843 You know what they say, three time's a charm. 589 00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:23,249 Hey, dickwad, I'm speaking. 590 00:40:25,724 --> 00:40:28,591 - Yeah, Samantha. - Yeah. 591 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:35,366 Now, there were times when we had our doubts about this gorgeous man. 592 00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:39,994 But after careful observation over the last hundred years... 593 00:40:40,172 --> 00:40:42,299 ...my doubts are over. 594 00:40:42,474 --> 00:40:45,466 So here's to the groom... 595 00:40:45,644 --> 00:40:48,977 ...a man who finally got "Carrie-d" away. 596 00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:51,206 PEOPLE: Aww. 597 00:40:51,383 --> 00:40:52,645 Here's hoping, John. 598 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:55,078 That is a jackass. Here. 599 00:40:55,253 --> 00:40:57,153 - Cheers. - That was really nice. Thank you. 600 00:40:57,322 --> 00:40:59,449 HARRY: There's nothing like an illegal Cuban cigar... 601 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:02,184 ...after dinner, huh? SAMANTHA: Exactly. 602 00:41:02,361 --> 00:41:04,454 So that was quite a toast, Samantha. 603 00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:05,891 Well, you're quite a guy. 604 00:41:06,098 --> 00:41:08,692 WOMAN: Oh, my God, there's a cab. MAN: Oh, yeah. 605 00:41:11,937 --> 00:41:13,063 Steve. 606 00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:17,469 - I don't wanna bother you all. - You're not bothering us. 607 00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:20,571 But... 608 00:41:21,246 --> 00:41:23,874 ...I need to talk to Miranda. 609 00:41:24,483 --> 00:41:26,974 Samantha, could you ask her to come out? 610 00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:29,450 I don't wanna go in. It's a party and all. 611 00:41:30,389 --> 00:41:31,754 Sure. 612 00:41:36,128 --> 00:41:39,461 Hey. I haven't talked to you all night. 613 00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:41,189 Steve's here. 614 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:47,767 They're not poodles. You know what I mean. 615 00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:52,174 Hey, guys. Would you give us? 616 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:54,907 MAN: Yeah, sure, going in. 617 00:41:58,150 --> 00:41:59,913 You're all right? 618 00:42:07,692 --> 00:42:11,526 You didn't leave me any choice. You won't return my calls. 619 00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:14,756 You only talk to me in front of the baby and I can't say anything. 620 00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:18,300 What could you possibly have to say that could make it any better? 621 00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:23,867 - Please. It was just that one time. - You broke us! 622 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:26,977 You broke us. What we had is broken. 623 00:42:28,647 --> 00:42:30,308 WOMAN: What the fuck is happening? 624 00:42:30,482 --> 00:42:32,814 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 625 00:42:37,556 --> 00:42:40,286 I changed who I was for you. 626 00:42:46,932 --> 00:42:48,399 Hey. 627 00:42:49,468 --> 00:42:52,437 - Are you all right? - No, I'm not all right. 628 00:42:53,004 --> 00:42:57,873 You two are crazy to get married. Marriage ruins everything. 629 00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:13,421 Hey. There you are. I thought you'd skipped out on me. 630 00:43:13,592 --> 00:43:14,718 No. 631 00:43:14,893 --> 00:43:17,760 Well, the all-gal sleepover's about to commence. 632 00:43:23,635 --> 00:43:26,263 Hey, is everything okay? 633 00:43:26,438 --> 00:43:28,998 Yeah. I'm just tired, I guess. 634 00:43:29,174 --> 00:43:31,472 All right. Well, go home and go to sleep. 635 00:43:31,643 --> 00:43:34,612 But first give me a kiss good night and make it a good one... 636 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:39,180 ...because it's the last single-girl kiss. 637 00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:45,647 - I always knew she would marry Big. - Oh, you did not. 638 00:43:45,824 --> 00:43:48,156 - That's crazy. - Yes, I did. 639 00:43:48,326 --> 00:43:52,695 After every breakup I secretly thought, "Nope. They belong together." 640 00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:54,798 You thought that after the second breakup? 641 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:56,661 - Yup. - After the fifteenth? 642 00:43:56,835 --> 00:43:59,804 Ha-ha. That's hilarious. We broke up a lot. 643 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:03,498 Yeah, but after the breakups comes the hot make-up sex. 644 00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:06,241 [PHONE RINGING] 645 00:44:06,578 --> 00:44:10,036 Hey, you wanna get that? Open up. 646 00:44:11,116 --> 00:44:12,777 - Now say something. - Sex. 647 00:44:17,122 --> 00:44:19,590 Are you sure she's not my child? 648 00:44:20,258 --> 00:44:22,419 - Hello? - It's me. 649 00:44:22,594 --> 00:44:24,994 Oh, my God, did you just hear Lily? 650 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:27,927 - I need to talk. - What? 651 00:44:28,099 --> 00:44:33,765 I'm sitting here trying to write these vows and... 652 00:44:34,906 --> 00:44:37,204 Is this something we really wanna do? 653 00:44:38,543 --> 00:44:41,979 Hey, you know what? You guys, it's Big. I'm gonna... I'm gonna take it. 654 00:44:42,781 --> 00:44:46,114 Get some sleep, groomie. 655 00:44:50,121 --> 00:44:53,090 - What's the matter? - It's just... 656 00:44:53,425 --> 00:44:56,656 ...everything is great as it is. 657 00:44:57,562 --> 00:45:00,395 - I don't wanna screw it up. - You won't. 658 00:45:00,565 --> 00:45:02,863 I screwed it up twice before. 659 00:45:04,135 --> 00:45:05,830 Here's the thing. 660 00:45:06,338 --> 00:45:11,708 This is me you're marrying tomorrow. Me. It's nobody else. 661 00:45:12,611 --> 00:45:15,842 - Yeah? - And I'm marrying you. 662 00:45:16,014 --> 00:45:17,538 It's me and you. 663 00:45:17,949 --> 00:45:20,884 And do you wanna hear the great news there? 664 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:22,076 Yeah. 665 00:45:22,253 --> 00:45:25,086 We've both already done everything we can to screw it up. 666 00:45:26,825 --> 00:45:30,454 - Is that a smile I'm hearing? - Yeah. 667 00:45:30,629 --> 00:45:35,066 It sounds to me like you've got a bit of writer's block on the vow front. 668 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,359 Yeah. 669 00:45:36,534 --> 00:45:39,401 And I find, you know, as a professional writer... 670 00:45:39,571 --> 00:45:43,473 ...that it's best to just, you know... 671 00:45:43,642 --> 00:45:47,271 ...just stop thinking about it so much and go to bed. 672 00:45:47,445 --> 00:45:49,504 And in the morning... 673 00:45:49,681 --> 00:45:52,912 - You'll know what to do. - Exactly. 674 00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:56,212 And if not, then just write this: 675 00:45:56,388 --> 00:45:58,015 I will love you. 676 00:45:58,189 --> 00:46:00,282 Simple, to the point... 677 00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:04,758 ...and I swear I won't even try to take credit for it. 678 00:46:06,698 --> 00:46:09,189 So you're gonna go to bed now, right? 679 00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:13,562 Okay. Good night. 680 00:46:13,738 --> 00:46:16,798 I'll see you tomorrow. And hey... 681 00:46:18,009 --> 00:46:20,102 ...it's me and you. 682 00:46:54,079 --> 00:46:55,774 Now, there's a bride. 683 00:47:01,853 --> 00:47:03,980 ANTHONY: Before we leave, we're gonna pick up our flowers, right, girls? 684 00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:05,383 [PHONE RINGING] 685 00:47:05,557 --> 00:47:08,424 Miranda, you're gonna have the dahlias. Samantha, you have the roses. 686 00:47:08,593 --> 00:47:12,256 - And Charlotte... CHARLOTTE: We can take care of it. 687 00:47:13,465 --> 00:47:15,160 Hello? 688 00:47:15,967 --> 00:47:18,731 Could you put Carrie on the phone, please? 689 00:47:20,271 --> 00:47:21,533 Hello? 690 00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:30,280 ANTHONY: Who let the dogs out? Get these dogs out of here! 691 00:47:30,448 --> 00:47:34,111 That's all we need is the lift of a leg on the train of a dress. 692 00:47:34,285 --> 00:47:36,651 ANTHONY: Could you open this door, please? 693 00:47:36,821 --> 00:47:39,688 - Wait, wait, hold it. WOMAN: I'm trying to find out... 694 00:47:39,858 --> 00:47:41,155 - Oh, my God. ANTHONY: Hey. 695 00:47:41,326 --> 00:47:43,521 - The girls are in this car. - All of us together? 696 00:47:43,695 --> 00:47:46,664 All of you together. Okay? Come on, lift it up. Let's go. 697 00:47:46,831 --> 00:47:48,696 CARRIE [ON RECORDING]: Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message. 698 00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:52,860 - See you then. Bye-bye. WOMAN: Just so beautiful. 699 00:47:57,575 --> 00:47:58,701 ANTHONY: Blue. MIRANDA: Yes, sir. 700 00:47:58,877 --> 00:48:02,176 - Red and black. CHARLOTTE: Okay, I'll see you there. 701 00:48:02,347 --> 00:48:04,440 - Where's black? - Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming. 702 00:48:04,616 --> 00:48:06,550 - You're following the red. - I'm coming. 703 00:48:06,718 --> 00:48:09,186 Okay. Come on. Let's go. 704 00:48:09,354 --> 00:48:11,515 - Ready? - Yeah, okay, you're in. 705 00:48:11,689 --> 00:48:12,883 Okay. 706 00:48:13,057 --> 00:48:17,153 There's the bride. Look, she's dressed like a princess, do you see? 707 00:48:17,328 --> 00:48:19,387 - Can you hold that? - Oh, yes. 708 00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:20,997 Thank you. Okay. 709 00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:23,600 MIRANDA: Come on, scootch over. 710 00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:29,130 ANTHONY: It's like pushing a cream puff through a keyhole. 711 00:48:29,307 --> 00:48:30,501 See you at the library. 712 00:48:30,675 --> 00:48:34,111 - Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message. - Why haven't you called me back? 713 00:48:34,279 --> 00:48:37,942 Look, I really need to talk to you. Call me as soon as you get this. 714 00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:44,821 No more wedding guests on these stairs, understand? Bridal party only. 715 00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:48,725 We've got a problem. They're not here. 716 00:48:48,893 --> 00:48:51,691 - They're probably stuck in traffic. - Both of them? 717 00:48:57,969 --> 00:49:02,929 - Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message. - I can't go in without you. 718 00:49:04,576 --> 00:49:06,168 Baby... 719 00:49:07,679 --> 00:49:12,582 ...this whole bride-and-groom thing has really got me thrown. 720 00:49:17,222 --> 00:49:20,055 I need to know that it's still us. 721 00:49:20,225 --> 00:49:24,218 Just you and me. Like you said. 722 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,297 CARRIE: I was putting it on. CHARLOTTE: I know. 723 00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:32,834 Good job. Beautiful. 724 00:49:34,205 --> 00:49:37,436 Come on, baby. Turn around, let me see you. 725 00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:42,806 MIRANDA: You look so beautiful. 726 00:49:50,021 --> 00:49:51,784 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 727 00:49:51,956 --> 00:49:53,116 MIRANDA: It looks beautiful. 728 00:49:53,291 --> 00:49:55,156 CHARLOTTE: It really does. It looks so beautiful. 729 00:49:56,194 --> 00:49:57,718 Oh, look at mommy, here they come. 730 00:49:57,896 --> 00:49:59,158 SAMANTHA: Easy does it. MIRANDA: We're here. 731 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:02,424 The traffic was the worst. 57th Street was just... 732 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:06,468 - It's okay. CHARLOTTE: Hello. You guys look great. 733 00:50:09,908 --> 00:50:12,536 SAMANTHA: Ready. We're ready. 734 00:50:14,078 --> 00:50:15,841 He's not here. 735 00:50:16,414 --> 00:50:18,143 - Who's not here? - The groom. 736 00:50:18,917 --> 00:50:19,941 What's happening? 737 00:50:21,619 --> 00:50:25,749 - Big's not here. - But we're 25 minutes late. 738 00:50:25,924 --> 00:50:28,051 Well, did anybody call him? 739 00:50:31,296 --> 00:50:34,788 Well, give me a phone. Somebody give me a phone. 740 00:50:38,970 --> 00:50:41,905 - All right, I don't know how to work this. - Here, sweetie. 741 00:50:42,073 --> 00:50:43,631 Thank you. 742 00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:57,881 MIRANDA: Hey, you know what? Let me just look at your tie for a minute. 743 00:50:58,089 --> 00:50:59,920 BIG: Hello. - Are you okay? 744 00:51:00,091 --> 00:51:01,490 I've been calling for an hour. 745 00:51:01,659 --> 00:51:05,151 - Why haven't you been answering? - Because I don't know where my phone is. 746 00:51:06,631 --> 00:51:08,394 So, what's going on? Where are you? 747 00:51:08,833 --> 00:51:12,064 I was out front. I just left. 748 00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:17,367 I can't do this. 749 00:51:22,613 --> 00:51:24,376 Oh, my God. 750 00:51:28,886 --> 00:51:31,081 Carrie? Carrie. 751 00:51:34,359 --> 00:51:38,352 - He's not coming. Oh, my God. - What do you mean, "He's not coming"? 752 00:51:41,299 --> 00:51:43,199 Get me out of here. 753 00:51:43,368 --> 00:51:44,926 - Get me out of here! - Go, go, go. 754 00:51:45,103 --> 00:51:48,231 - You take her, I'll take care of all of this. MIRANDA: All right, all right. 755 00:51:48,406 --> 00:51:49,839 Here we go. 756 00:52:11,662 --> 00:52:14,062 What the fuck am I doing? Turn around, go back. 757 00:52:14,232 --> 00:52:15,756 It's a one-way street. 758 00:52:15,933 --> 00:52:18,561 By the time we go around the block, she'll be gone. 759 00:52:18,736 --> 00:52:21,034 There's no one behind us. Turn around. 760 00:52:28,746 --> 00:52:31,738 - I think this is them. - Pull over. Pull over. 761 00:52:33,184 --> 00:52:34,742 Carrie. 762 00:52:41,893 --> 00:52:45,852 Carrie. I freaked out for a minute, but I'm ready now. 763 00:52:48,199 --> 00:52:50,224 BIG: Oh, God. 764 00:52:52,437 --> 00:52:55,736 CARRIE: I knew you would do this! I knew it! 765 00:52:55,907 --> 00:52:58,876 - Carrie, I'm sorry. - I am humiliated! 766 00:52:59,043 --> 00:53:01,637 I'm sorry. I'm... I'm sorry, Carrie. 767 00:53:01,813 --> 00:53:02,905 Come on. Come on. 768 00:53:03,081 --> 00:53:04,105 [CARRIE SOBBING] 769 00:53:04,282 --> 00:53:08,048 - Carrie, wait, I'm sorry. Carrie... - No! No! 770 00:53:09,353 --> 00:53:11,082 CHARLOTTE: Come on, we're gonna get in the car. 771 00:53:11,989 --> 00:53:14,321 MIRANDA: It's all right, it's all right. 772 00:53:34,479 --> 00:53:35,969 [HORN HONKING] 773 00:53:36,147 --> 00:53:37,671 Let's go, man. Move it. 774 00:54:06,611 --> 00:54:09,637 I thought I would still be in extreme pain. 775 00:54:12,850 --> 00:54:14,818 I feel nothing. 776 00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:19,920 I'd like some more nothing. 777 00:54:25,897 --> 00:54:27,592 Yes, I'm still jilted. 778 00:54:29,567 --> 00:54:32,968 What the hell got into him? He was perfectly fine at the dinner. 779 00:54:34,038 --> 00:54:36,529 CARRIE: I knew it when he called last night. 780 00:54:37,074 --> 00:54:39,975 - I could tell. - Then why didn't you say anything? 781 00:54:42,079 --> 00:54:44,912 I didn't wanna believe it. I di... 782 00:54:45,082 --> 00:54:48,313 I didn't even wanna say it out loud. 783 00:54:50,855 --> 00:54:53,949 - Now I have nowhere to live. - You'll stay here. 784 00:54:54,125 --> 00:54:55,387 Forever. 785 00:54:56,494 --> 00:54:59,019 Maybe you should eat something. 786 00:55:00,198 --> 00:55:02,496 - Anyone? Hungry? - No. 787 00:55:04,402 --> 00:55:07,565 I can never go back there again. How am I gonna get my clothes? 788 00:55:07,738 --> 00:55:11,902 Oh, honey, I can hire people to do all that. Anything you need. 789 00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:13,837 A hit man? 790 00:55:15,846 --> 00:55:18,713 I have nothing to wear but a wedding gown. 791 00:55:19,483 --> 00:55:22,145 You have your honeymoon clothes here. 792 00:55:23,321 --> 00:55:25,653 Well, there's the silver lining. 793 00:55:27,558 --> 00:55:31,688 A honeymoon at a romantic Mexican resort... 794 00:55:31,862 --> 00:55:33,796 ...that's prepaid on my credit card... 795 00:55:33,965 --> 00:55:36,433 ...because I wanted to surprise the man who jilted me. 796 00:55:36,601 --> 00:55:38,262 SAMANTHA: I can get you out of that. 797 00:55:38,436 --> 00:55:41,337 Worse comes to worse, I'll say there was a death or something. 798 00:55:41,505 --> 00:55:43,234 Wasn't there? 799 00:55:46,911 --> 00:55:50,369 CHARLOTTE: Keep those eyes closed. Keep them closed. 800 00:56:04,862 --> 00:56:05,988 Charlotte. 801 00:56:06,163 --> 00:56:07,960 [MOUTHS] Come here. Come here. 802 00:56:11,002 --> 00:56:13,800 I did something really bad, I think. 803 00:56:14,505 --> 00:56:17,338 I said something to Big at the rehearsal dinner. 804 00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:20,036 What do you mean? 805 00:56:20,211 --> 00:56:23,703 It was right after Steve showed up. I was upset. 806 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:27,612 Big came over to me, and I said something like: 807 00:56:28,452 --> 00:56:30,511 "You're crazy to get married." 808 00:56:31,322 --> 00:56:33,222 It just came out. 809 00:56:33,391 --> 00:56:37,350 - Do you think it's totally the reason? - No. 810 00:56:37,528 --> 00:56:40,520 Big has been weird about marriage for years. 811 00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:46,192 - I keep thinking I should tell Carrie. - No, no, no. 812 00:56:46,370 --> 00:56:49,669 This is a bad time to even mention it. 813 00:56:50,741 --> 00:56:55,474 No, no, no. Find another time later. 814 00:56:55,646 --> 00:56:56,635 Uh-huh. 815 00:56:56,814 --> 00:57:00,750 Well, it turns out, I couldn't get her out of the honeymoon, but I got us in. 816 00:57:01,352 --> 00:57:04,651 - What? - I just booked us three seats on the flight. 817 00:57:04,822 --> 00:57:07,518 Mexico, here we come. 818 00:57:07,892 --> 00:57:10,725 I can't go to Mexico. I have a job. 819 00:57:18,936 --> 00:57:21,928 SAMANTHA: Jerrod. Smith Jerrod, with a J. 820 00:57:22,106 --> 00:57:25,974 That's right. Great, thank you. 821 00:57:27,311 --> 00:57:31,270 - Make sure that the car is there... - We're here, I'll call you back later. 822 00:57:34,352 --> 00:57:35,376 Welcome to Mexico. 823 00:57:35,753 --> 00:57:37,948 [SAMANTHA SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 824 00:57:41,025 --> 00:57:42,583 Do you have wi-fi? Thanks. 825 00:57:46,330 --> 00:57:49,561 I'm sorry, I'm confused. I'm waiting for a Mr. and Mrs. Preston. 826 00:57:49,734 --> 00:57:53,898 Honey, you'll be waiting a long time. We'll talk. 827 00:58:00,344 --> 00:58:03,245 This will kill her. 828 00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:07,241 - Where is she? - In the powder room. 829 00:58:07,418 --> 00:58:10,148 - Well, let's look around. - Yeah. 830 00:58:40,384 --> 00:58:42,875 And this is a master suite. 831 00:58:44,288 --> 00:58:46,222 Oh, my God. 832 00:58:46,924 --> 00:58:48,585 Here. 833 00:58:48,759 --> 00:58:50,590 MIRANDA: You get that side. 834 00:58:52,430 --> 00:58:54,591 CHARLOTTE: Where are we gonna put these? 835 00:58:55,499 --> 00:58:59,560 Here. No more honeymoon stuff. This is very important. 836 00:59:05,910 --> 00:59:07,673 Here she comes. 837 00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:22,687 It's going to be a gorgeous sunset. 838 00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:26,157 Close the shutters. 839 00:59:33,337 --> 00:59:34,599 All of them. 840 00:59:55,793 --> 00:59:57,420 Morning. 841 00:59:59,797 --> 01:00:01,287 Did I dream it? 842 01:00:15,246 --> 01:00:17,043 CHARLOTTE: Carrie? 843 01:00:17,982 --> 01:00:20,610 It's dinnertime. You slept the whole day. 844 01:00:21,752 --> 01:00:23,379 So? 845 01:00:32,796 --> 01:00:35,060 [CLATTERING] 846 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:40,837 Honey? You have to eat a little breakfast. 847 01:00:42,873 --> 01:00:44,033 I'm tired. 848 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:47,644 Well, eat something, then you can go back to sleep. 849 01:01:22,279 --> 01:01:24,611 - Oh, thank you, Paulo. - Sure. 850 01:01:27,818 --> 01:01:32,687 With all this gorgeous fresh food, you're gonna eat that pudding crap the entire trip? 851 01:01:32,856 --> 01:01:35,416 It's the only thing in the pantry that's totally safe. 852 01:01:35,593 --> 01:01:39,359 See? "Made in Poughkeepsie." I didn't wanna chance it. 853 01:01:39,530 --> 01:01:41,293 It's a five-star resort. 854 01:01:41,665 --> 01:01:43,656 It's Mexico. 855 01:01:52,142 --> 01:01:53,370 Carrie. 856 01:01:55,980 --> 01:01:57,072 Is there coffee? 857 01:01:58,148 --> 01:02:00,878 CHARLOTTE: Yeah. Yeah, of course. 858 01:02:07,992 --> 01:02:10,392 The sun feels nice. 859 01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:16,358 Jesus, honey, wax much? 860 01:02:16,734 --> 01:02:19,703 What? I didn't know I was gonna be wearing a bathing suit. 861 01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:22,834 - What are you talking about? - I forgot to wax. 862 01:02:23,007 --> 01:02:26,773 - Since when, 1998? MIRANDA: I've had other things on my mind. 863 01:02:26,944 --> 01:02:29,538 I could be on death row and not have that situation. 864 01:02:29,713 --> 01:02:32,807 Well, when you're married, you have a different set of priorities. 865 01:02:32,983 --> 01:02:34,575 SAMANTHA: Oh, honey, don't blame marriage. 866 01:02:34,752 --> 01:02:37,619 This one's married and she's not growing a national forest. 867 01:02:37,788 --> 01:02:41,690 How do you even cross your legs? Let me make you a spa appointment. 868 01:02:41,859 --> 01:02:44,453 Any thicker, and you won't be able to find it. 869 01:02:46,797 --> 01:02:48,765 So, what, it's my fault? 870 01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:52,060 I let the sex go out of my marriage. I deserve what I got? 871 01:02:52,236 --> 01:02:55,933 - Thanks for understanding. - Honey, I'm sorry. That's not what I... 872 01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:57,733 I'm fine. 873 01:03:09,053 --> 01:03:11,681 Hey, let's go down to the hotel for dinner tonight. 874 01:03:11,855 --> 01:03:13,618 - Really? - Yeah. 875 01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:16,487 I gotta do something to pull me out of my "Mexi-coma." 876 01:03:16,660 --> 01:03:19,254 Oh, honey, you made a little joke. 877 01:03:19,430 --> 01:03:21,364 Good for you. 878 01:03:22,199 --> 01:03:23,564 Yeah. 879 01:03:35,546 --> 01:03:37,980 [MARIACHI BAND PLAYING] 880 01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:39,547 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 881 01:03:39,717 --> 01:03:43,847 - My name is Felix, I'll be your server. - Felix, we'll start with cuatro margaritas. 882 01:03:44,021 --> 01:03:46,251 Oh, no, I'm not drinking. Just bottled water. 883 01:03:46,423 --> 01:03:48,653 - I'll drink hers. - May I have your room numbers? 884 01:03:50,094 --> 01:03:54,030 We're staying in one of the private houses. Uh, number 3. 885 01:03:54,631 --> 01:03:55,791 Very good, Mrs. Preston. 886 01:04:00,637 --> 01:04:02,298 That was like taking a bullet. 887 01:04:07,544 --> 01:04:10,308 Charlotte has pudding in her Prada. 888 01:04:16,653 --> 01:04:19,121 - Will I ever laugh again? - Yes. 889 01:04:19,289 --> 01:04:22,986 - When? - When something is really, really funny. 890 01:04:25,963 --> 01:04:29,763 Thank God for that mariachi band or I'd be able to hear my own thoughts. 891 01:04:31,301 --> 01:04:33,701 Fabulous. And keep them coming. 892 01:04:35,339 --> 01:04:36,704 Thanks. 893 01:04:42,446 --> 01:04:43,879 Thank you. 894 01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:52,650 He couldn't get out of the car. 895 01:04:53,123 --> 01:04:56,559 After 10 years of what he already put me through... 896 01:04:56,727 --> 01:05:00,891 ...he couldn't make the effort and get out of the car. 897 01:05:01,198 --> 01:05:03,029 I made the effort. 898 01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,997 I put a bird on my head. 899 01:05:05,169 --> 01:05:06,693 - Is that what that was? - Yeah. 900 01:05:06,870 --> 01:05:09,395 - I thought it was feathers. - It was a bird. 901 01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:12,906 - It was beautiful. SAMANTHA: Beautiful. 902 01:05:13,310 --> 01:05:15,437 He's a bad guy. 903 01:05:16,513 --> 01:05:18,708 Always was. 904 01:05:18,882 --> 01:05:22,784 - Bad guys do bad things. - And good guys do bad things. 905 01:05:22,953 --> 01:05:25,888 The good guys screw you and the bad guys screw you. 906 01:05:26,056 --> 01:05:28,192 The rest of them don't know how to screw you. 907 01:05:28,292 --> 01:05:31,420 - Trust me, I've done the legwork. CARRIE: After everything I know... 908 01:05:31,595 --> 01:05:35,998 ...after 20 years of everything we've learned... 909 01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:40,068 ...I threw it all away for the thrill of putting his name on the honeymoon suite. 910 01:05:41,538 --> 01:05:43,802 If I met me now, I wouldn't know me. 911 01:05:45,275 --> 01:05:47,743 As long as we're going down this road... 912 01:05:47,911 --> 01:05:52,371 ...I can't believe that my life revolves around a man. 913 01:05:52,549 --> 01:05:54,881 On what planet did I allow that to happen? 914 01:05:55,052 --> 01:05:56,110 But you love him. 915 01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:59,983 Does that mean saying his name 50 times more a day than I say my own? 916 01:06:00,724 --> 01:06:04,558 Does it mean worrying about him and his needs before me and mine? 917 01:06:04,728 --> 01:06:07,094 Is it all about the other person? Is that love? 918 01:06:07,264 --> 01:06:10,631 - No, that's marriage. - Even this ring. 919 01:06:10,801 --> 01:06:12,291 I wanted to buy this for myself. 920 01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:14,733 That meant something to me, to be able to do that. 921 01:06:14,905 --> 01:06:18,500 - And then he buys it for me. - Because he knew how much you loved it. 922 01:06:18,675 --> 01:06:22,611 Yes, but now every time I look down at it, I see him not me. 923 01:06:24,948 --> 01:06:27,473 - Is every...? - We'll take another round. 924 01:06:27,784 --> 01:06:30,810 - Another? - Relax. We're on vacation. 925 01:06:30,988 --> 01:06:32,751 Technically, we're on my honeymoon. 926 01:06:32,923 --> 01:06:35,824 No, I think we're on their honeymoon. 927 01:06:37,361 --> 01:06:39,761 Yeah, it's all so hot three days in. 928 01:06:41,096 --> 01:06:44,588 "Mailbox full." Yeah, I'll bet it is. 929 01:06:44,766 --> 01:06:47,064 - There's no time like the present. CARRIE: No. 930 01:06:47,969 --> 01:06:49,800 I'm not ready to face it all yet. 931 01:06:50,538 --> 01:06:53,769 Hey. I'm going for a run and then to the gym for Pilates. 932 01:06:53,942 --> 01:06:55,967 Anybody wanna...? 933 01:06:57,245 --> 01:06:59,509 - Hi. - Hey, good news. 934 01:06:59,681 --> 01:07:01,740 I got an e-mail from your buyer's attorney. 935 01:07:01,916 --> 01:07:05,511 They're willing to sell you back your old apartment at the escalated price... 936 01:07:05,687 --> 01:07:08,554 ...and "are willing to vacate by the time you return... 937 01:07:08,723 --> 01:07:10,748 ...pending an additional financial offer." 938 01:07:10,925 --> 01:07:14,588 Well, apparently you can go home again, but it'll cost you. 939 01:07:14,762 --> 01:07:17,458 - Let's work on getting your things there. CARRIE: Wow... 940 01:07:17,866 --> 01:07:20,528 ...you two could rule the world. 941 01:07:21,236 --> 01:07:23,761 After her workout, Charlotte couldn't help but think... 942 01:07:23,938 --> 01:07:25,838 ... how truly blessed she was. 943 01:07:26,007 --> 01:07:29,738 This week had made her feel more grateful than ever for her happy marriage. 944 01:07:29,911 --> 01:07:34,211 And just for a second, while picturing her loved ones at home in New York... 945 01:07:34,382 --> 01:07:38,580 ... she forgot where she was and opened her mouth. 946 01:07:46,294 --> 01:07:48,956 [STOMACH GRUMBLING] 947 01:08:00,975 --> 01:08:01,999 Hello, miss. 948 01:08:06,181 --> 01:08:08,376 - Have you had that happen? CARRIE: Not recently. 949 01:08:08,550 --> 01:08:10,279 Sweetie, what's...? 950 01:08:10,451 --> 01:08:12,351 It's locked, she's mopping. 951 01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:14,112 Try the... 952 01:08:14,289 --> 01:08:17,190 [GRUMBLING CONTINUES] 953 01:08:20,128 --> 01:08:21,925 [SQUISHING] 954 01:08:22,997 --> 01:08:25,397 - Did you just...? - Shut up, shut up, shut up! 955 01:08:25,567 --> 01:08:27,558 And just like that... 956 01:08:27,735 --> 01:08:29,794 ... Charlotte "Poughkeepsied" in her pants. 957 01:08:29,971 --> 01:08:31,836 [LAUGHING] 958 01:08:32,006 --> 01:08:35,533 Oh, my God. 959 01:08:39,047 --> 01:08:40,378 Miranda was right. 960 01:08:40,548 --> 01:08:45,417 When something was really, really funny, I laughed. 961 01:08:46,454 --> 01:08:48,388 Oh, my God. 962 01:09:13,181 --> 01:09:14,546 COMPUTERIZED VOICE: First message: 963 01:09:14,716 --> 01:09:19,813 Received Saturday, September 20th, 12:30 p.m. 964 01:09:19,988 --> 01:09:23,424 BIG [ON RECORDING]: Carrie, call me. I need to talk to you before... 965 01:10:15,443 --> 01:10:19,311 There was no better time I could think of to hire an assistant. 966 01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:22,938 Um, no. I do not lift boxes. 967 01:10:23,951 --> 01:10:28,183 Yeah, definitely, no. I would love a career in fashion. 968 01:10:28,356 --> 01:10:30,324 Oh. 969 01:10:31,359 --> 01:10:33,224 This is not nonfat. 970 01:10:33,561 --> 01:10:34,994 Oh. 971 01:10:35,163 --> 01:10:39,190 I love your books. Your shit's brilliant. 972 01:10:39,367 --> 01:10:40,959 Cathy? 973 01:10:41,969 --> 01:10:44,665 - You seem drunk. - Little bit. 974 01:10:44,839 --> 01:10:46,670 Never made it to bed last night. 975 01:10:46,841 --> 01:10:49,207 But I type like a motherfucker! 976 01:10:49,377 --> 01:10:51,368 I have a degree in finance from Princeton... 977 01:10:51,546 --> 01:10:54,208 ...and I've been assistant to a V.P. at Merrill Lynch. 978 01:10:54,382 --> 01:10:59,513 That's impressive. And, Paul, why do you think you're right for this job? 979 01:11:07,328 --> 01:11:11,992 - So you're from St. Louis? - That's right. Louise from St. Louis. 980 01:11:12,166 --> 01:11:14,066 And you have a degree in computer science? 981 01:11:14,235 --> 01:11:17,227 - Yes, that's correct. - Well, good for you. I can barely text. 982 01:11:19,273 --> 01:11:22,970 - Have you ever been a personal assistant? - No, but I'm the oldest of six kids... 983 01:11:23,144 --> 01:11:25,339 ...so I'm sure I can handle anything you got. 984 01:11:25,513 --> 01:11:28,346 - Wow. Six kids, what's that like? - Crowded. 985 01:11:28,783 --> 01:11:31,911 I had to move to New York just to get some room. Where did I end up? 986 01:11:32,086 --> 01:11:34,714 In a one-bedroom apartment with three roommates. 987 01:11:35,223 --> 01:11:38,386 Well, aside from the space issue, why'd you move to New York? 988 01:11:40,328 --> 01:11:41,590 To fall in love. 989 01:11:43,131 --> 01:11:46,498 - What? That's corny, right? - No. 990 01:11:46,667 --> 01:11:50,626 No, no, it's... It's just very honest. 991 01:11:51,672 --> 01:11:55,870 I don't think that I've heard anybody say that in a very long time. 992 01:11:56,411 --> 01:11:57,742 Well... 993 01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:03,013 So Louise from St. Louis, I just have one more question. 994 01:12:03,184 --> 01:12:04,208 Okay. 995 01:12:04,419 --> 01:12:06,751 How does an unemployed girl with three roommates... 996 01:12:06,921 --> 01:12:09,446 ...afford the Patchwork Denim Bowley Louis Vuitton bag? 997 01:12:09,824 --> 01:12:14,227 It's rented. Bag Borrow or Steal? It's like Netflix for purses. 998 01:12:14,395 --> 01:12:18,161 - How can I not know about this? - Girl, stick with me. I'll hook you up. 999 01:12:23,171 --> 01:12:26,231 And did she hook me up. 1000 01:12:26,774 --> 01:12:30,767 Hi. This is Louise. I'm calling for Carrie Bradshaw. 1001 01:12:31,412 --> 01:12:35,473 Yes, she received your invitation, but she will be unable to attend. 1002 01:12:35,650 --> 01:12:37,277 Thank you. 1003 01:12:41,355 --> 01:12:43,414 LOUISE: Put that over there. 1004 01:12:44,525 --> 01:12:46,390 After only three days... 1005 01:12:46,561 --> 01:12:51,191 ... I began to think of her as Saint Louise from St. Louis. 1006 01:12:51,933 --> 01:12:54,128 Ain't nothing in there for you. 1007 01:12:55,036 --> 01:12:58,130 And as I moved back into my old apartment... 1008 01:12:58,306 --> 01:13:01,275 ... Miranda searched for a new one, downtown. 1009 01:13:01,442 --> 01:13:04,411 MIRANDA: You see the Chinese writing? BRADY: Yeah. 1010 01:13:04,579 --> 01:13:07,810 New York magazine says this is the new up-and-coming neighborhood. 1011 01:13:08,783 --> 01:13:11,775 - Okay, maybe down that way? - Maybe you come home. 1012 01:13:13,254 --> 01:13:15,882 Look, white guy with a baby. 1013 01:13:16,257 --> 01:13:19,715 Wherever he's going, that's where we need to be. 1014 01:13:20,495 --> 01:13:21,985 Come on. 1015 01:13:23,030 --> 01:13:27,160 MAGDA: I lived here before. It used to be all-Ukrainian area. 1016 01:13:27,335 --> 01:13:28,393 Mm-hm. 1017 01:13:28,569 --> 01:13:30,264 A U-Haul. 1018 01:13:31,005 --> 01:13:32,404 Coming or going? 1019 01:13:33,074 --> 01:13:36,134 - Going. Oh, boy. I'm gonna check it out. - Okay. 1020 01:13:36,310 --> 01:13:37,299 Wait down here, okay? 1021 01:13:37,478 --> 01:13:42,677 And there in old Ukrainia, Miranda found her new apartment. 1022 01:13:44,385 --> 01:13:46,853 CARRIE: "And there they remained for the rest of their days... 1023 01:13:47,021 --> 01:13:49,012 ...for the birds were constantly on guard... 1024 01:13:49,190 --> 01:13:52,626 ...and the women could not so much as step one foot out the door. 1025 01:13:52,793 --> 01:13:57,321 And Cinderella and the prince lived happily ever after." 1026 01:14:03,871 --> 01:14:07,363 You know that this is just a fairy tale, right, sweetheart? 1027 01:14:07,542 --> 01:14:10,875 I mean, things don't always happen like this in real life. 1028 01:14:11,546 --> 01:14:15,846 - I just think you should know that now. - Again. 1029 01:14:17,018 --> 01:14:18,849 And another one bites the dust. 1030 01:14:19,020 --> 01:14:21,011 - Hi. CARRIE: Hi. 1031 01:14:21,489 --> 01:14:23,457 Mommy's home. 1032 01:14:24,058 --> 01:14:26,458 Thanks for watching Lily while I went to the doctor. 1033 01:14:26,627 --> 01:14:30,723 - Oh, sure. Everything okay? - Mm-hm. 1034 01:14:31,432 --> 01:14:35,334 - I'm pregnant. - How? 1035 01:14:35,503 --> 01:14:40,167 You know how people always say that when you stop trying, it can happen? 1036 01:14:40,341 --> 01:14:43,674 And my doctor says that she knows other couples who have adopted... 1037 01:14:43,844 --> 01:14:46,005 ...and then they get pregnant. 1038 01:14:46,647 --> 01:14:49,946 - Sweetie. - Carrie, I'm pregnant. 1039 01:14:51,752 --> 01:14:55,654 I guess in certain houses, fairy tales do come true. 1040 01:14:55,823 --> 01:14:57,688 [SAMANTHA MOANS] 1041 01:14:57,858 --> 01:15:00,190 SAMANTHA: Oh, that was really hot. 1042 01:15:01,562 --> 01:15:05,965 - You seem kind of distant. - Distant? You're still in me. 1043 01:15:13,207 --> 01:15:17,735 - Do you wanna talk about it? - When have I ever wanted to talk about it? 1044 01:15:17,912 --> 01:15:21,348 Okay. I'll talk about it. 1045 01:15:21,515 --> 01:15:23,813 Your best friends got screwed over by their guys. 1046 01:15:23,985 --> 01:15:26,419 How could you not be distant? 1047 01:15:28,222 --> 01:15:30,417 It's more than that. 1048 01:15:31,559 --> 01:15:36,360 Lately, I haven't been feeling a connection to... 1049 01:15:36,864 --> 01:15:38,661 - What, me? - No.