1 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:40,527 Want to grab that? 2 00:00:41,415 --> 00:00:43,159 I can't believe it's so crowded. 3 00:00:43,292 --> 00:00:45,201 School isn't even out yet. 4 00:00:45,336 --> 00:00:46,616 Maybe we should come back. 5 00:00:46,754 --> 00:00:48,711 How about never? That sound good? 6 00:00:49,006 --> 00:00:52,541 A family swim is a great way to kick off the summer. 7 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:55,714 Let's not forget, opening day is free! 8 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:03,967 I hate going in there. 9 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:06,809 Remember, move fast and keep your eyes down. 10 00:01:10,778 --> 00:01:13,067 Sorry. Excuse me. 11 00:01:31,632 --> 00:01:32,747 Greg! 12 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:37,668 I'm going to see if I can get a good spot. Watch Manny. 13 00:01:38,222 --> 00:01:39,253 What? But... 14 00:01:41,142 --> 00:01:42,256 Manny? 15 00:01:43,477 --> 00:01:44,592 Manny? 16 00:01:49,483 --> 00:01:50,598 Manny! 17 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:10,283 Manny, no! 18 00:02:10,671 --> 00:02:12,794 Washing my hands. 19 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:43,484 No, no, no. 20 00:02:44,205 --> 00:02:46,493 But I'm so close to getting... 21 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:50,919 Summertime is for real games, not video games. Healthy stuff. 22 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:53,999 Like, let's see... 23 00:02:55,299 --> 00:02:56,580 Swimming? 24 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:27,034 Time to sell some C.D.'s. 25 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:33,116 Are you kidding? 26 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:37,293 Rodrick, you can't play your music that loud. 27 00:03:37,591 --> 00:03:38,706 Lenwood? 28 00:03:39,343 --> 00:03:40,374 Is that Lenwood Heath? 29 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:42,635 Mr. Heffley, it's good to see you. 30 00:03:44,682 --> 00:03:45,713 Mrs. Heffley. 31 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,465 Hi. 32 00:03:48,018 --> 00:03:49,810 So... you've changed. 33 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:52,725 I've been going to Spag Union Prep School. 34 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:54,103 They really turned me around. 35 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:56,985 You may remember I was a bit of a troublemaker. 36 00:03:57,611 --> 00:03:58,726 Nah. 37 00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:09,242 You're cleaning all this up! You hear me? 38 00:04:15,629 --> 00:04:18,417 So, Spag Union, what grade does that start? 39 00:04:18,799 --> 00:04:19,830 Eighth grade, sir. 40 00:04:20,968 --> 00:04:21,964 Hey. 41 00:04:22,803 --> 00:04:24,511 You're going into the eighth grade. 42 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:27,932 Cannonball! 43 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:30,764 It's good to see you, sir. Ma'am. 44 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:33,605 He called me "sir". 45 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:37,767 He used to be so cool. Like me. 46 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:43,770 Löded Diper. 47 00:04:44,074 --> 00:04:45,533 Bubby, over here! 48 00:04:45,826 --> 00:04:47,783 Greg, honey, go help your brother. 49 00:04:58,172 --> 00:04:59,203 What's so funny? 50 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:01,049 I'm peeing! 51 00:05:21,278 --> 00:05:22,654 Ugh, ugh! 52 00:05:50,307 --> 00:05:52,929 I have one more week of school, then it's summer vacation. 53 00:05:53,185 --> 00:05:55,392 Which sounds great, but for me, 54 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:58,094 summer vacation is basically a three-month guilt trip. 55 00:05:58,357 --> 00:05:59,555 Just because the weather's nice, 56 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:02,646 everyone expects you to be out all day frolicking. 57 00:06:02,778 --> 00:06:04,237 La, la, la, la, la 58 00:06:04,822 --> 00:06:08,107 But the truth is, I've always been more of an indoor person. 59 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:11,238 To me, the perfect way to spend summer vacation 60 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,327 is in front of the TV playing video games. 61 00:06:13,998 --> 00:06:16,121 Unfortunately, my dad's idea of a perfect 62 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:18,450 summer is the opposite of mine. 63 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:22,495 The real problem is, me and my dad have nothing in common. 64 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:25,675 But as long as I stay one step ahead of him... 65 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:29,801 ...I think I have a shot at a fun summer. 66 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,139 Last day of school! 67 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:40,520 I know. It's kind of sad. 68 00:06:40,899 --> 00:06:43,022 Sad? Are you crazy? 69 00:06:43,193 --> 00:06:45,863 I'm going to play video games all summer. It's going to be awesome. 70 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,197 There's one person I will miss. 71 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:50,028 Hey, guys! 72 00:06:50,242 --> 00:06:51,487 Hi, Holly! 73 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:54,202 You'll see her when school starts again. 74 00:06:54,538 --> 00:06:57,872 In three months? A lot can happen in three months. 75 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:00,327 Hey, Holly. How was your summer? 76 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:02,163 Great! I got married. 77 00:07:03,547 --> 00:07:05,836 You know my husband... Chirag. 78 00:07:06,091 --> 00:07:07,171 Hello, Gregory. 79 00:07:09,219 --> 00:07:10,714 Last period of the school year! 80 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:15,516 But it is still a school day, so... 81 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:18,093 ...open Discovering History to chapter 7. 82 00:07:18,437 --> 00:07:21,888 It's the last day of school. Like anyone brought their books. 83 00:07:24,568 --> 00:07:26,062 Classic Greg Heffley. 84 00:07:26,278 --> 00:07:27,274 I pity him. 85 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,522 Of course you're not prepared. 86 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:34,574 Mr. Draybick, I'd be honored to share my book with Greg Heffley. 87 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:42,748 Fregley claims to wear a special cologne, 88 00:07:42,961 --> 00:07:45,334 but everyone knows he just never washes. 89 00:07:48,967 --> 00:07:50,510 That's great! 90 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:10,936 Rowley. 91 00:08:11,990 --> 00:08:14,612 I need to make a connection with Holly this summer. 92 00:08:14,993 --> 00:08:16,618 I'm tired of being... 93 00:08:17,454 --> 00:08:18,486 ... "friends". 94 00:08:19,164 --> 00:08:22,450 What's wrong with being "friends"? We're friends. 95 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:25,585 I'll get her to sign my yearbook. 96 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:27,754 She signs lots of yearbooks. 97 00:08:28,006 --> 00:08:29,631 But when she signs mine, I'll ask her 98 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,466 to write her phone number, too. 99 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:32,798 Okay! 100 00:08:33,470 --> 00:08:35,095 The rest of the class is free time. 101 00:08:35,347 --> 00:08:36,628 Enjoy. 102 00:08:44,523 --> 00:08:47,809 Hey, Holly. What are you doing this summer? 103 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:49,776 Just regular summer stuff. 104 00:08:50,028 --> 00:08:53,611 Volunteering at the shelter, building with Habitat for Humanity... 105 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:56,321 ...and giving tennis lessons to little kids. 106 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:57,900 What about you? 107 00:08:58,328 --> 00:09:01,116 He's going to get to the end of Twisted Wizard 2 this summer! 108 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:07,118 If I have time because of all the other stuff I'm doing. 109 00:09:08,046 --> 00:09:10,502 Hey, can I sign your yearbook? 110 00:09:11,675 --> 00:09:14,510 Yeah, sure. You're only in seventh grade once. 111 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:15,918 That's not always true, by the way. 112 00:09:16,054 --> 00:09:19,838 I think Andy Spitz has been in seventh grade for four years. 113 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:26,188 And... why don't you write down your phone number, too? 114 00:09:26,523 --> 00:09:27,519 - Okay. 115 00:09:27,649 --> 00:09:29,393 - Let's go! 116 00:09:30,402 --> 00:09:31,683 Bye! 117 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:41,859 No! 118 00:10:03,101 --> 00:10:04,181 Gregory! 119 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:07,225 Help me! Help me! 120 00:10:23,747 --> 00:10:25,241 Would you sign my yearbook? 121 00:10:25,582 --> 00:10:26,697 Of course! 122 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:33,754 Holly, you didn't finish writing... 123 00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:35,882 Isn't that your brother? 124 00:10:36,134 --> 00:10:39,586 Löded Diper's coming to rock a town near you! 125 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:44,756 Aw! You're getting your yearbooks signed? That is so cute. 126 00:10:51,775 --> 00:10:52,806 What the heck? 127 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,694 Honey, Greg was sick on picture day. 128 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,945 Did you send in a photo of him for the yearbook? 129 00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:01,406 Yeah! I remembered! 130 00:11:09,334 --> 00:11:10,793 That's Heather Hills. 131 00:11:11,503 --> 00:11:12,534 Get in. 132 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,296 But I need to finish signing Greg's yearbook. 133 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,251 News flash. I don't care. 134 00:11:17,509 --> 00:11:18,790 Sorry. 135 00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:20,417 But you didn't... 136 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,470 So... Heather. 137 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:25,595 I'm going on a world tour with my band. 138 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:29,137 If you're around, I could comp you chicks some tickets. 139 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,469 Let's go. 140 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:31,601 Wait! Holly! 141 00:11:31,773 --> 00:11:32,805 Ahh! 142 00:11:33,942 --> 00:11:35,484 Ow! Ow! 143 00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:40,271 She was trying to act cool, but I know she was into me. 144 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,775 "Rowley, you are so cute." 145 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,320 Cute's underlined three times! 146 00:11:44,661 --> 00:11:49,288 "Stay cool. XOXO, Holly." What did she write in yours? 147 00:11:51,543 --> 00:11:55,327 "Have a great summer. You're such a good... friend." 148 00:11:57,382 --> 00:11:58,462 "Friend"? 149 00:11:59,384 --> 00:12:01,176 Oh, man! 150 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:05,138 That's the kiss of death. "Friend". That sucks! 151 00:12:05,849 --> 00:12:07,758 Despite Rodrick's negative attitude, 152 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,844 I have very clear goals for the summer. 153 00:12:10,228 --> 00:12:13,348 One, play video games. Two, get together with Holly. 154 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,689 Or three, both at the same time. 155 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,817 Greg, you're an amazing gamer. 156 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,480 I know. 157 00:12:19,863 --> 00:12:23,647 Our neighbors, the Warrens, have kids that are the outdoorsy type. 158 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,189 That's okay, but... 159 00:12:25,535 --> 00:12:26,816 ...my dad has this crazy idea 160 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,863 that physical exercise is normal. 161 00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,697 Those guys are setting a bad example. 162 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:36,709 My dad has his eye on me, so the key to a successful summer... 163 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:39,170 ... will be to stay one move ahead. 164 00:12:40,884 --> 00:12:43,885 Those Warren boys are already up, raring to go. 165 00:12:44,262 --> 00:12:47,216 Our boys probably won't even get up till noon. 166 00:12:47,891 --> 00:12:50,512 I'm sorry. Did you say something? 167 00:12:51,895 --> 00:12:53,010 What are you doing up? 168 00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:55,514 It's the first day of vacation. 169 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,564 Did you think I'd just lie around all day? 170 00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:01,228 Actually, that's exactly what I thought. 171 00:13:01,571 --> 00:13:02,852 I can't find Manny's Tingy. 172 00:13:04,449 --> 00:13:06,905 You know, it's probably time... 173 00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:10,529 ...for him to move on from that ratty old blanket anyway. 174 00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:12,947 Manny was given Tingy right after he was born. 175 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,413 Back then, Tingy was a fluffy blue blanket. 176 00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:17,870 But now, it's a couple of pieces of yarn 177 00:13:18,046 --> 00:13:20,086 held together with raisins and boogers. 178 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,215 You don't think he cares anymore? 179 00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,924 I'm sure it'll turn up. 180 00:13:27,931 --> 00:13:28,962 What? 181 00:13:29,307 --> 00:13:30,932 Look at this garbage. 182 00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,889 My dad and I don't agree on anything, except for... 183 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:35,640 ...the comic Li'l Cutie. 184 00:13:35,772 --> 00:13:38,098 We both hate it. But we can't stop reading it! 185 00:13:38,483 --> 00:13:42,433 You're my BFF... Best Father Forever! 186 00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:44,446 - It's not even a joke! - I know. 187 00:13:44,781 --> 00:13:48,316 Can we please focus? We need to find Manny's Tingy. 188 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,531 Ohh! 189 00:13:49,661 --> 00:13:51,453 I'm going to be late for work. 190 00:13:52,497 --> 00:13:53,778 See you! 191 00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,469 Vacation is on! 192 00:14:31,578 --> 00:14:32,657 Greg. 193 00:14:34,581 --> 00:14:35,826 Greg. 194 00:14:38,376 --> 00:14:41,828 Are you really going to sit inside all day and play video games? 195 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,346 - Hey. - Oh. 196 00:15:36,476 --> 00:15:37,507 Hey, Dad. 197 00:15:37,727 --> 00:15:39,352 Are you... sweating? 198 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:43,763 Yeah, I just finished up some sports... playing. 199 00:15:44,025 --> 00:15:45,140 Uh-huh. 200 00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:47,099 How was your day? 201 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:50,524 Horrible! Manny still hasn't recovered from losing Tingy. 202 00:15:51,074 --> 00:15:55,368 Well, maybe it's for the best. I think he should really move on. 203 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,276 Tingy! 204 00:15:58,331 --> 00:16:01,451 Tingy! Oh, my gosh, honey, you found your blanket! 205 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:04,290 This is great, but how did it end up in the... 206 00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:05,625 Garbage? 207 00:16:05,755 --> 00:16:06,787 Frank? 208 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,330 Yeah? 209 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,629 You didn't. 210 00:16:09,926 --> 00:16:11,041 I didn't... 211 00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:12,793 ...know... 212 00:16:13,513 --> 00:16:17,297 ...that it meant that much to him anymore. 213 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:19,633 How could you? 214 00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,066 - Good morning. - Morning! 215 00:16:30,822 --> 00:16:34,025 Congratulations, player, all your hard work has paid off. 216 00:16:34,409 --> 00:16:37,196 You're now a Level Nine Necromancer! 217 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,786 You played video games all day. 218 00:16:41,082 --> 00:16:42,197 Me? 219 00:16:43,251 --> 00:16:46,205 No. I've been playing sports. 220 00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:50,706 That's it! No more video games for the rest of the summer! 221 00:16:51,259 --> 00:16:52,290 You can't do that! 222 00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:55,132 Oh, yeah, I can! I will! I am! 223 00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:57,553 I'm unplugging it! 224 00:16:57,849 --> 00:17:00,387 Does the DVD or the cable box go into... 225 00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:03,057 - Does the DVD player go into the cable... 226 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,063 You think this is funny? 227 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,815 It's amusing. 228 00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:10,897 Well, then how about no video games and... 229 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:14,980 ...no television for the rest of the summer? Does that make you laugh? 230 00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:16,148 Dad, no! 231 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,992 I stopped laughing! 232 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:22,660 Ha! 233 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:26,409 Guess who's the laugher now? Me! I'm the laugher! 234 00:17:26,711 --> 00:17:29,381 I'm the laugh ingest laugher that ever laughed! 235 00:17:34,135 --> 00:17:35,416 Funny stuff! 236 00:17:37,472 --> 00:17:39,761 I'm going to work on my battle diorama. 237 00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,089 Frank! 238 00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:45,346 What are you doing? First Tingy, and now Greg's video games? 239 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,521 General Lee isn't going to paint himself. 240 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,182 This is important. 241 00:17:50,318 --> 00:17:53,936 You can't take away everything they love and disappear downstairs. 242 00:17:54,322 --> 00:17:57,193 You need to get to Greg's level and really engage with him. 243 00:17:58,076 --> 00:18:00,365 Find an activity you both enjoy. 244 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:05,198 What are we going to do, play Twisted WarlockalL day? 245 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:08,786 I hate to say it, but we have absolutely nothing in common. 246 00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:11,210 What Greg needs is a role model. 247 00:18:11,506 --> 00:18:14,957 Someone he can look up to. Sit down and talk with him. 248 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,466 I do, but he doesn't listen to me. 249 00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:21,048 Trust me, hanging out together is no fun for either of us. 250 00:18:23,184 --> 00:18:24,560 You always complain that your father 251 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:25,966 never spent enough time with you 252 00:18:26,104 --> 00:18:27,384 when you were young. 253 00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:31,313 Now you're doing the same thing. 254 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,316 Be the father you wish your father had been. 255 00:18:40,952 --> 00:18:42,233 You're right. 256 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,664 I should put in more time. 257 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,001 That didn't sound good. 258 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:55,336 Rise and shine! 259 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,508 It's Saturday! 260 00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,176 We get to spend the whole day together! 261 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,425 You know... 262 00:19:09,397 --> 00:19:10,856 ...it takes a while to get here 263 00:19:10,982 --> 00:19:12,357 and it's an effort to get the boat out... 264 00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:14,693 ...but this is what it's all about. 265 00:19:14,986 --> 00:19:17,442 You and me, spending quality time together. 266 00:19:19,407 --> 00:19:21,447 Okay, buddy, hand me some bait. 267 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,038 Well... 268 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,300 ...we should think about getting back. 269 00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:46,891 As bad as this was... 270 00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:50,803 ...Mom 's idea of a good summer activity was even worse. 271 00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:52,564 I'm so glad... 272 00:19:52,857 --> 00:19:54,980 ...you all decided to become founding members 273 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,233 of the Reading Is Fun Club! 274 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:58,810 So... 275 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,822 ...let's share the books you brought. 276 00:20:06,704 --> 00:20:09,160 I'm not so sure these qualify as literature. 277 00:20:09,457 --> 00:20:12,411 How about I get some real books? Classics. 278 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:14,752 Something to stimulate your minds. 279 00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:17,756 I'll be right back! 280 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:23,168 Thank you so much, Gregory, for making the summer a time... 281 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,012 ...to study and write book reports. 282 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,675 You think I want to do this? My summer's turned into a nightmare. 283 00:20:28,893 --> 00:20:30,518 You should come with me to the country club! 284 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:33,853 It's really fun and you get to be outside all day. 285 00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:37,775 Ta-da! 286 00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:42,027 Let's get this party started! Oh, yeah! 287 00:20:42,365 --> 00:20:43,907 Mmm-hmm. 288 00:20:44,909 --> 00:20:48,444 What do I do? I want to call Holly, but the number's no good. 289 00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:50,538 Only the last two numbers are missing. 290 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:54,283 That means there's only 100 different numbers it could be. 291 00:20:54,502 --> 00:20:55,783 I've got it! 292 00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:59,789 I'll call every number it could be until I get the right one. 293 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,803 Hello? Freggers speaking. 294 00:21:12,937 --> 00:21:14,396 Hello? Pickup or delivery? 295 00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:15,971 This is Brad. 296 00:21:16,107 --> 00:21:17,138 Hello? 297 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,730 This is the coach. 298 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,659 Coach Malone? 299 00:21:28,953 --> 00:21:29,985 Who is this? 300 00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:31,747 Don't tell him, Greg. 301 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,664 Greg? Greg who? 302 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:36,912 Okay, listen up, "Greg". I don't know who you are... 303 00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:39,418 ...but if you call again, I'll reach through the phone... 304 00:21:40,548 --> 00:21:44,083 So far, this is shaping up to be the worst summer ever. 305 00:21:50,975 --> 00:21:53,929 Come on! We'll be late for the Battle of Phillipi! 306 00:21:58,733 --> 00:22:01,604 Dad's really into Civil War reenactments, which are basically... 307 00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:04,026 ...a bunch of grown men dressed 308 00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:06,355 as soldiers running around in muddy fields. 309 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:10,276 I didn't get to carry a gun. I had the honor of being bugle boy. 310 00:22:10,578 --> 00:22:15,205 We re-enactors pride ourselves on being completely authentic. 311 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:16,781 Ronnie... 312 00:22:17,418 --> 00:22:19,707 ...carved his own buttons out of black rubber. 313 00:22:20,588 --> 00:22:25,381 And Artie... his underwear, made out of horsehair. 314 00:22:28,596 --> 00:22:30,055 What are you doing? 315 00:22:30,765 --> 00:22:32,722 It's spring, 1861! 316 00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:35,473 We're trying to outflank Porterfield's armies! 317 00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:38,053 There's no video games! Come on! 318 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:40,305 Okay, okay. 319 00:22:40,483 --> 00:22:43,235 All right. Now, the deciding factor... 320 00:22:43,611 --> 00:22:45,983 ...the reason we win this battle... 321 00:22:46,155 --> 00:22:48,563 is we hold the element of surprise. 322 00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:53,324 No! 323 00:22:53,454 --> 00:22:56,076 No, we need the element of surprise! 324 00:22:56,457 --> 00:22:57,655 That kid ruined everything! 325 00:22:57,834 --> 00:22:59,079 Let's get him! 326 00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:03,462 Where are you going? 327 00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:05,792 It's a reenactment! We won! 328 00:23:30,366 --> 00:23:31,398 Hello? 329 00:23:31,534 --> 00:23:33,990 Hey, Greg. I can't make it to the book club. 330 00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:37,116 My mom's taking me to the country club. She said I could invite you. 331 00:23:37,373 --> 00:23:38,654 No, thanks. 332 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,285 Let's crack open Little Women and see what's up with the girls. 333 00:23:44,672 --> 00:23:46,131 I'll be right over! 334 00:23:50,386 --> 00:23:52,011 We're going to have so much fun! 335 00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:53,627 If you say so. 336 00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:56,470 Up! 337 00:23:56,851 --> 00:23:58,476 Up! Up! 338 00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:05,315 Up! Come on! 339 00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:07,817 Davey, you call that a push-up? 340 00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,074 Hello, Mrs. Jefferson. 341 00:24:23,252 --> 00:24:24,332 Hi, Amy. 342 00:24:24,879 --> 00:24:25,875 Crowded today? 343 00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:28,206 The nice weather really brought people out. 344 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:34,006 Wow! Amy wasn't kidding! 345 00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:36,346 It is crowded today. 346 00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:41,852 This is crowded? 347 00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:48,859 Care for a smoothie? 348 00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:50,517 They bring stuff to you? 349 00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:52,025 Yes, they do. 350 00:24:56,869 --> 00:24:57,949 Yes! 351 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:03,071 Sorry! 352 00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:05,706 I guess I do like being outside... 353 00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:08,211 ...when I'm outside at a country club. 354 00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:11,164 It's Holly Hills! 355 00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:12,332 She's always here. 356 00:25:12,593 --> 00:25:13,874 She's a member. 357 00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:17,889 And you didn't think maybe you should tell me that? 358 00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:21,892 Now it's step... swing... catch it up high. 359 00:25:24,939 --> 00:25:27,893 Bye! And remember, work on your forehand. 360 00:25:29,902 --> 00:25:30,934 Hey, Holly. 361 00:25:31,070 --> 00:25:32,066 Hey, guys! 362 00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:34,653 I thought you were going to call me. 363 00:25:34,949 --> 00:25:38,235 I was going to, but... then I realized I'd see you here. 364 00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:40,161 So, what are you up to? 365 00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:41,865 I'm helping the tennis coach. 366 00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:44,074 I give lessons to little kids. 367 00:25:44,959 --> 00:25:47,165 That's so weird. We're all about tennis! 368 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,918 Cool! We should play sometime. 369 00:25:50,214 --> 00:25:52,171 Actually, I've never played... 370 00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:53,925 We'd love to play! 371 00:25:54,635 --> 00:25:56,178 What about tomorrow at eleven? 372 00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:58,095 Eleven's perfect. 373 00:25:58,473 --> 00:25:59,671 See you tomorrow! 374 00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:01,094 Tomorrow it is! 375 00:26:02,810 --> 00:26:05,182 And that's how you improve your summer. 376 00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:08,148 La, la, la, la 377 00:26:08,524 --> 00:26:10,066 La, la, la, la, la, la 378 00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:11,432 No, no. 379 00:26:11,819 --> 00:26:14,939 More. More. Oh, come on, Manny! 380 00:26:15,239 --> 00:26:16,354 Hi, Mom. 381 00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:19,278 Wow. Somebody looks like they actually had fun. 382 00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:20,441 Hello! 383 00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:21,776 Hello. 384 00:26:22,246 --> 00:26:23,242 Just the guy I'm looking for. 385 00:26:23,372 --> 00:26:24,452 Me? 386 00:26:24,582 --> 00:26:27,868 My office is offering a summer internship. 387 00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:29,793 And I signed you up for it! 388 00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:31,369 What's an internship? 389 00:26:31,547 --> 00:26:32,792 Well... 390 00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:35,878 You'll come to my office every day... 391 00:26:36,177 --> 00:26:39,462 ...but you'll have your own responsibilities. It's like a job. 392 00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:41,388 - Do I get paid? - No. 393 00:26:41,682 --> 00:26:43,474 You got me a non-paying job? 394 00:26:43,851 --> 00:26:45,808 You can be work buddies! 395 00:26:51,275 --> 00:26:52,390 How long till we go home? 396 00:26:53,194 --> 00:26:55,233 We got here eight minutes ago! 397 00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:02,324 It sounds really great, but... 398 00:27:03,704 --> 00:27:05,662 This is awkward. 399 00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:08,245 It's just that... I already got a job. 400 00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,167 What? You got a job? 401 00:27:10,461 --> 00:27:12,917 Yeah! Rowley invited me to the country club... 402 00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:15,669 ...and I saw a "Help Wanted" sign. 403 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:18,422 I went to the manager and he hired me. 404 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:21,343 He said he liked my pluck. 405 00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:23,338 Wait. 406 00:27:23,724 --> 00:27:25,516 You actually got a job? 407 00:27:25,893 --> 00:27:29,511 Yeah. But I can call and tell him I can't if you want me... 408 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:33,349 No, no! That's fantastic! Can you believe it, Susan? 409 00:27:34,068 --> 00:27:35,349 Our son got himself a job! 410 00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:36,856 I know. 411 00:27:40,491 --> 00:27:43,611 Somebody around here actually did something. 412 00:27:46,747 --> 00:27:48,206 It's great! 413 00:28:00,386 --> 00:28:03,470 Keeping you down The new sheriff in town 414 00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:06,515 I'm the man I'm the man, I'm the man 415 00:28:07,101 --> 00:28:10,850 Don't mess with me, hoss 'Cause I lay down the laws 416 00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:13,732 I'm the man I'm the man, I'm the man 417 00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:18,728 I think we should tell her we've never played tennis. 418 00:28:19,113 --> 00:28:21,984 We played Ultimate Tennis on the Wii, it's the same thing. 419 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:24,113 Hi, guys. 420 00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:25,316 Hi, Holly! 421 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:26,734 Jinx! 422 00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:35,332 Oh, no. What is she doing here? 423 00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:37,245 Should we start with a rally? 424 00:28:37,423 --> 00:28:38,621 What's that? 425 00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:41,760 Oh, Rowley. Can you ever be serious? 426 00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:43,553 They'll let anyone in this place. 427 00:28:44,013 --> 00:28:45,293 That must be why you're here. 428 00:28:45,681 --> 00:28:46,677 Hey! 429 00:28:46,807 --> 00:28:49,927 Let's play doubles. Patty and me versus you two. 430 00:28:50,186 --> 00:28:51,265 Okay. 431 00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:54,310 I'm gonna kill you! 432 00:29:05,368 --> 00:29:06,363 Hey! 433 00:29:06,494 --> 00:29:07,774 Sorry. 434 00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:10,120 Fifteen, love. 435 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:13,406 What'd she call me? 436 00:29:14,043 --> 00:29:15,870 Ow! 437 00:29:16,003 --> 00:29:17,034 Yes! 438 00:29:17,672 --> 00:29:19,000 I mean, oops. 439 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,465 - Thirty, love. 440 00:29:21,842 --> 00:29:24,131 Whatever you say... love! 441 00:29:25,012 --> 00:29:26,127 What? 442 00:29:26,722 --> 00:29:28,300 He's a weirdo. 443 00:29:30,184 --> 00:29:32,592 Hey, little girl, would you like a dance? 444 00:29:32,728 --> 00:29:33,891 Yes! 445 00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:39,481 Hey, little girl, want a quick romance? 446 00:29:39,610 --> 00:29:43,560 Hey, little girl, won't you take a chance 447 00:29:44,073 --> 00:29:47,857 And celebrate summer with me 448 00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:52,779 Hey, little chick, where'd you learn that trick? 449 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:57,533 Hey, don't you know you got rock and roll? 450 00:29:58,379 --> 00:30:02,246 Hey, little girl, won't you take a chance 451 00:30:02,883 --> 00:30:04,793 I got it! I got it! 452 00:30:04,927 --> 00:30:06,671 And celebrate summer with me 453 00:30:08,764 --> 00:30:09,796 Oh! 454 00:30:13,394 --> 00:30:16,845 Have either of you actually played tennis before? 455 00:30:17,231 --> 00:30:19,556 Yeah... Ultimate Tennis on the Wii. 456 00:30:21,235 --> 00:30:23,026 It's not exactly the same thing. 457 00:30:24,071 --> 00:30:25,731 I could give you a few pointers. 458 00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:34,199 You have to follow through. Like this. 459 00:30:39,503 --> 00:30:40,499 Ugh! 460 00:30:40,629 --> 00:30:41,744 We have to go. It's an emergency. 461 00:30:41,964 --> 00:30:43,079 A mega-emergency. 462 00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:46,544 The printer messed up the invitations for my Sweet Sixteen. 463 00:30:46,802 --> 00:30:48,759 What does that have to do with me? 464 00:30:49,805 --> 00:30:53,423 People have expectations. Everything has to be perfect! 465 00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:57,061 You'll never understand what it's like to be pretty. 466 00:30:58,439 --> 00:31:00,063 Can you drive me home later? 467 00:31:00,316 --> 00:31:02,771 Come back for you? No. It's like ten minutes away! 468 00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:04,610 Now move it or lose it. 469 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:08,729 Wow! 470 00:31:09,116 --> 00:31:10,397 I know, right? 471 00:31:11,285 --> 00:31:12,910 I'll see you guys later! 472 00:31:14,997 --> 00:31:15,946 Bye! 473 00:31:16,665 --> 00:31:19,121 Not bad for the first day of my fake job. 474 00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:22,081 Plus, now Dad and I are both "working men "... 475 00:31:22,671 --> 00:31:23,952 ... we get along great. 476 00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:25,916 Happy Fourth of July! 477 00:31:28,511 --> 00:31:32,129 "Li'l Cutie cartoonist to retire in three months"! 478 00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:34,306 We won't have to read that garbage anymore! 479 00:31:34,475 --> 00:31:36,432 Good riddance! 480 00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:37,890 Every Fourth of July, 481 00:31:38,020 --> 00:31:41,436 our neighbors, the Warrens, throw a big party for the whole block. 482 00:31:41,816 --> 00:31:44,770 Mom and Dad make us all go. Which is bad... 483 00:31:45,152 --> 00:31:48,272 ...because I've been a voiding Rodrick's built-in lie detector. 484 00:31:48,531 --> 00:31:49,526 Hey, worker bee. 485 00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:53,275 You know, you having a job doesn't pass the smell test. 486 00:31:53,661 --> 00:31:55,321 Yes, it does. It totally does! 487 00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:00,829 Here, sweetie. 488 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:01,955 Thanks. 489 00:32:06,173 --> 00:32:08,960 With my boys, it's go, go, go! 490 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:11,132 I have to wrestle them in every night. 491 00:32:11,679 --> 00:32:13,303 Same with my boys. 492 00:32:13,597 --> 00:32:16,883 They're in my Wilderness Explorers troop now. They love it! 493 00:32:17,184 --> 00:32:19,971 I loved being in the Wilderness Explorers. 494 00:32:20,604 --> 00:32:22,312 - You did? - Yeah. Loved it. 495 00:32:22,606 --> 00:32:26,307 That one camping trip we took as kids, you cried the whole time. 496 00:32:27,194 --> 00:32:30,148 Well, I broke my arm in two places. 497 00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:32,313 Cried the whole time. 498 00:32:32,616 --> 00:32:33,612 Yeah, I... 499 00:32:34,368 --> 00:32:35,483 It hurt. 500 00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:39,321 You know what? You should join the Wilderness Explorers. 501 00:32:39,957 --> 00:32:41,665 I'm more of an indoor person. 502 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,239 Exactly. When's the next meeting? 503 00:32:43,544 --> 00:32:45,537 The waiting list for our troop is a mile long. 504 00:32:45,671 --> 00:32:47,794 Everybody wants to join the best of the best. 505 00:32:49,383 --> 00:32:52,004 Is that your dog? We grew up with a dog. 506 00:32:52,386 --> 00:32:54,343 Nutty. Frank named him. 507 00:32:54,638 --> 00:32:56,927 You can never be too young to learn responsibility. 508 00:32:57,057 --> 00:32:58,682 You should get your boys a dog. 509 00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:01,684 Yeah. That's a great idea. 510 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:09,187 I think I'll speak to Dad about my suspicions. 511 00:33:09,904 --> 00:33:11,279 Do whatever you want. 512 00:33:13,073 --> 00:33:14,354 I will. 513 00:33:17,244 --> 00:33:18,525 Okay! Okay! 514 00:33:20,664 --> 00:33:22,456 I don't really have a job. 515 00:33:22,833 --> 00:33:23,912 Holly Hills is a member, 516 00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:26,119 if I'm at the country club, I can hang out with her. 517 00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:27,617 I knew it. 518 00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:29,332 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 519 00:33:30,090 --> 00:33:31,466 So is Heather Hills there, too? 520 00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:34,217 - Heather who? - I want in. 521 00:33:35,095 --> 00:33:37,468 I can't get you in there. I go as Rowley's guest. 522 00:33:37,765 --> 00:33:39,307 I'll go as your guest. 523 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,593 I can't bring the guest. I am the guest. 524 00:33:41,727 --> 00:33:43,138 There's no guest for the guest. 525 00:33:43,270 --> 00:33:44,301 Mmm... 526 00:33:45,689 --> 00:33:47,848 Things are getting complicated. 527 00:33:47,983 --> 00:33:49,892 But at least something good came out of the barbecue. 528 00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:51,225 Introducing... 529 00:33:51,946 --> 00:33:54,567 ...the new member of the Heffley family! 530 00:33:55,157 --> 00:33:57,316 - Hey, hey! 531 00:33:57,451 --> 00:33:59,076 Oh, Frank. 532 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:01,161 I wish you'd checked with me first. 533 00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:04,327 I think this is more of a family decision. 534 00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:06,157 Who's a good puppy? 535 00:34:06,293 --> 00:34:07,324 We can call him Shredder! 536 00:34:07,628 --> 00:34:08,624 No. 537 00:34:08,754 --> 00:34:09,750 Rip jaw? 538 00:34:10,130 --> 00:34:12,088 We can call him Sweetie. 539 00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:13,629 Sweetie! 540 00:34:14,051 --> 00:34:15,676 Sweetie, that's a great name! 541 00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:17,250 Yeah. Yeah. 542 00:34:17,972 --> 00:34:20,178 Dad was willing to go with any name Mom wanted 543 00:34:20,307 --> 00:34:22,514 if it meant he didn't have to take the dog back. 544 00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:28,261 Sweetie! 545 00:34:29,066 --> 00:34:30,097 Sweetie. 546 00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:31,646 - Oh! 547 00:34:39,493 --> 00:34:41,118 Sweetie! Sweetie! 548 00:34:52,756 --> 00:34:55,045 I always thought I wanted a dog, but... 549 00:34:55,342 --> 00:34:57,299 ...I'm having second thoughts. 550 00:34:58,178 --> 00:35:00,467 All right, ready? Sit. Sit! 551 00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:03,054 Good! Hey, did you see that? 552 00:35:03,350 --> 00:35:04,595 Okay, now shake. 553 00:35:04,727 --> 00:35:06,055 Yoo-hoo! 554 00:35:06,186 --> 00:35:08,309 Shake. Shake. 555 00:35:08,689 --> 00:35:09,887 Here you go. 556 00:35:12,192 --> 00:35:13,651 "Sweaty"? 557 00:35:15,112 --> 00:35:17,484 I'm pretty sure it spells Sweetie, Dad. 558 00:35:21,201 --> 00:35:22,482 Wow. 559 00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:29,995 I love you. 560 00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:39,582 With Sweetie around, I'd hoped 561 00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:42,549 Dad would forget about joining the Wilderness Explorers. 562 00:35:42,931 --> 00:35:45,719 But Dad connected with his old troop master. 563 00:35:47,102 --> 00:35:49,059 As your father knows... 564 00:35:49,396 --> 00:35:52,896 ...we take our scouting very seriously in Troop 133. 565 00:35:53,233 --> 00:35:54,229 It's true. 566 00:35:54,443 --> 00:35:57,397 Only the very best get to be part of this troop. 567 00:35:57,613 --> 00:36:00,068 It's so great to be back here, Troop Master Barrett! 568 00:36:00,407 --> 00:36:02,483 Now, you boys get yourselves a uniform, 569 00:36:02,659 --> 00:36:04,736 and the first thing you'll do... 570 00:36:05,287 --> 00:36:09,071 ...is clean out that musty old storage locker. 571 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:11,082 Oh! 572 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:13,251 Oh, really? Okay. 573 00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:16,706 Dad got more than he bargained for. 574 00:36:16,965 --> 00:36:20,251 But he couldn't wiggle out of it, that would set a bad example. 575 00:36:20,594 --> 00:36:23,381 Whittling is the kind of skill you'll need... 576 00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:26,723 ...for our upcoming wilderness weekend. 577 00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:32,057 I'm getting splinters. 578 00:36:32,314 --> 00:36:33,595 This is impossible. 579 00:36:36,110 --> 00:36:38,565 I have finished, Troop Master Barrett! 580 00:36:40,989 --> 00:36:43,943 It seems the only break I'll get this summer is at the country club. 581 00:36:44,618 --> 00:36:47,453 That is, as long as Rodrick doesn't ruin things. 582 00:36:47,955 --> 00:36:49,366 Hey! 583 00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:53,249 Don't forget about me. 584 00:36:54,169 --> 00:36:55,961 Go around the back! 585 00:37:02,010 --> 00:37:03,291 Marco! 586 00:37:04,179 --> 00:37:05,294 Polo! 587 00:37:06,515 --> 00:37:07,795 Marco! 588 00:37:08,517 --> 00:37:09,762 Polo! 589 00:37:29,037 --> 00:37:30,318 Rodrick? 590 00:37:31,039 --> 00:37:32,154 Rodrick! 591 00:37:32,499 --> 00:37:35,169 Hello, guvnor! Top of the crumpet to you! Ooh! 592 00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:40,131 Where's the nearest loo, mate? Mustered up a wee little tinkle! 593 00:37:40,382 --> 00:37:41,841 I don't want to sound like a snob, 594 00:37:42,009 --> 00:37:44,678 but I'm not sure Rodrick is country club material. 595 00:37:45,053 --> 00:37:46,334 Marco! 596 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:47,795 Polo! 597 00:37:48,056 --> 00:37:50,808 Wow! You can hold your breath a really long time! 598 00:37:51,059 --> 00:37:52,684 Would you like another smoothie? 599 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,051 No, thanks. Polo! 600 00:37:54,229 --> 00:37:55,688 I'd like to order a few things. 601 00:37:56,064 --> 00:37:57,179 He's not serious. 602 00:37:57,524 --> 00:38:01,308 I'm very serious. Two orders of fries, vanilla shake extra thick... 603 00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:02,981 ...and anything with bacon on it. 604 00:38:03,906 --> 00:38:05,364 Fish out of water! 605 00:38:05,741 --> 00:38:09,026 Finally! I thought I'd never find you! 606 00:38:09,745 --> 00:38:11,025 What's Rodrick doing here? 607 00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:14,201 I got invited! You got a problem? 608 00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:16,326 No! No problem! 609 00:38:18,253 --> 00:38:21,373 Mom is going to kill you! When did you get a tattoo? 610 00:38:21,715 --> 00:38:24,004 There's a lot you don't know about me, Greggy. 611 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,844 Having Rodrick at the country club really made me nervous. 612 00:38:29,097 --> 00:38:31,505 I told him to keep a low profile. 613 00:38:31,683 --> 00:38:34,056 I didn't want to get fired from my fake job. 614 00:38:34,436 --> 00:38:37,223 But, of course, he didn't listen. 615 00:38:43,946 --> 00:38:45,570 It's Heather Hills time. 616 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,568 Don't go over there. 617 00:38:47,950 --> 00:38:50,571 I'm not. She's coming to me. 618 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,864 Rodrick did have a plan. 619 00:38:54,289 --> 00:38:57,243 Unfortunately, he came up with it himself. 620 00:38:57,793 --> 00:39:01,244 I guess he saw Heather's Lifeguard outfit and figured she'd be into... 621 00:39:01,588 --> 00:39:03,248 ...saving people and stuff. 622 00:39:08,303 --> 00:39:09,335 Cramp! 623 00:39:09,471 --> 00:39:12,757 Excuse me. What time does the snack bar close? 624 00:39:13,141 --> 00:39:16,261 What am I, a guidebook? Come back when you're drowning. 625 00:39:16,603 --> 00:39:17,634 Cramp! 626 00:39:19,106 --> 00:39:20,564 There's no need to be mean. 627 00:39:20,816 --> 00:39:23,271 Help! Hey, look, I'm drowning! Hey! 628 00:39:24,319 --> 00:39:27,154 Listen, shrimp, the reason I'm here in this ridiculous outfit 629 00:39:27,322 --> 00:39:28,900 is to get credit for my college application. 630 00:39:30,158 --> 00:39:31,617 Oh! I can't... 631 00:39:32,494 --> 00:39:33,609 I'm drowning! 632 00:39:35,330 --> 00:39:36,955 So bounce. 633 00:39:38,166 --> 00:39:40,455 Cramp! Help! Help! 634 00:39:41,169 --> 00:39:42,545 What the... 635 00:39:42,754 --> 00:39:43,750 I got you! 636 00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:44,960 Who are you? 637 00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:46,757 - I don't even know you! - You're okay. 638 00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:48,800 What is happening? 639 00:39:56,602 --> 00:39:57,800 Ohh! 640 00:40:13,702 --> 00:40:15,410 Guess what? 641 00:40:15,537 --> 00:40:16,818 We're going to the shore this weekend 642 00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:18,319 and my mom said I could invite you! 643 00:40:18,665 --> 00:40:20,574 The boardwalk's awesome. 644 00:40:20,709 --> 00:40:23,282 Go on the Cranium Shaker. You haven't lived till you've done that. 645 00:40:23,545 --> 00:40:24,826 You should come! 646 00:40:25,172 --> 00:40:28,457 I think most people would agree I'm a pretty likeable kid... 647 00:40:28,717 --> 00:40:32,168 ...but for some reason, I've never clicked with Mr. Jefferson. 648 00:40:36,892 --> 00:40:38,516 Greg. Honey. 649 00:40:40,562 --> 00:40:43,018 Your father and I have something to give you. 650 00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:47,306 You've showed us you're responsible enough to have one. 651 00:40:47,861 --> 00:40:49,142 Your own cell phone. 652 00:40:49,404 --> 00:40:51,527 Are you serious? My own cell phone? 653 00:40:57,371 --> 00:40:58,995 It doesn't have a keypad. 654 00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:02,327 It's a starter phone. You can call home or 911. 655 00:41:02,584 --> 00:41:04,209 We didn't want to overwhelm you. 656 00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:07,201 Thanks. 657 00:41:10,717 --> 00:41:12,046 Have a good time! 658 00:41:14,596 --> 00:41:15,711 See you. 659 00:41:22,062 --> 00:41:23,686 We're going to the boardwalk! 660 00:41:23,855 --> 00:41:25,515 I can't wait to ride the Cranium Shaker! 661 00:41:25,774 --> 00:41:28,063 The Cranium Shaker? 662 00:41:28,944 --> 00:41:30,355 You're too funny, Greg. 663 00:41:33,073 --> 00:41:34,401 Who wants to sing? 664 00:41:34,783 --> 00:41:35,814 Me! 665 00:41:36,451 --> 00:41:38,859 Five thousand bottles of milk on the wall 666 00:41:38,995 --> 00:41:40,739 Five thousand bottles of milk 667 00:41:41,123 --> 00:41:43,246 Take one down, pass it around 668 00:41:43,583 --> 00:41:46,703 Four thousand nine hundred ninety-nine Bottles of milk on the wall 669 00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:57,379 Sixteen bottles of milk on the wall Sixteen bottles of milk 670 00:41:57,639 --> 00:42:01,933 Take one down, pass it around Fifteen bottles of milk on the wall 671 00:42:12,446 --> 00:42:14,237 We're so far from the boardwalk. 672 00:42:15,031 --> 00:42:18,317 Oh, yeah! It's much quieter up here! 673 00:42:21,204 --> 00:42:24,988 Why don't we play "I love you because "? 674 00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:26,156 Yay! 675 00:42:26,293 --> 00:42:27,573 I'll start. 676 00:42:32,799 --> 00:42:34,080 I love you because... 677 00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:37,256 ...you're silly and you make me laugh. 678 00:42:39,473 --> 00:42:40,671 My turn. 679 00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:48,521 I love you because... 680 00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:52,106 ...you help me keep my body clean! 681 00:42:54,571 --> 00:42:55,851 Your turn, Greg. 682 00:43:01,495 --> 00:43:03,452 Land on me, land on me! 683 00:43:13,423 --> 00:43:15,380 I love you because... 684 00:43:17,260 --> 00:43:20,047 ...your mustache is... really... 685 00:43:24,434 --> 00:43:26,557 ...because... 686 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,398 ...because... 687 00:43:34,611 --> 00:43:36,236 ...because... 688 00:43:37,697 --> 00:43:39,820 How do you even win this game? 689 00:43:54,548 --> 00:43:56,090 It's awfully crowded here. 690 00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:58,422 It's quieter at the amusement park. 691 00:43:58,718 --> 00:44:00,343 Who wants ice cream? 692 00:44:00,637 --> 00:44:02,262 - Yay! Strawberry! - Vanilla for me. 693 00:44:02,556 --> 00:44:04,762 Rocky Road! Thanks. 694 00:44:21,074 --> 00:44:23,446 We like to share, it's more fun that way. 695 00:44:25,745 --> 00:44:26,777 Would you like some? 696 00:44:27,581 --> 00:44:28,861 Oh, no, thanks. 697 00:44:29,332 --> 00:44:32,119 I just remembered I'm lactose intolerant. 698 00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:36,791 Meet us back here in exactly one hour. 699 00:44:37,173 --> 00:44:39,296 And no scary rides for you boys. 700 00:44:39,593 --> 00:44:40,624 Got it. 701 00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:46,805 Cranium Shaker, here we come. 702 00:44:47,183 --> 00:44:48,975 But my mom said... 703 00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:00,820 We'll come back later when the line goes down. 704 00:45:49,913 --> 00:45:51,455 There's no line! 705 00:45:55,835 --> 00:45:59,121 I did promise my mom we wouldn't go on any scary rides. 706 00:45:59,422 --> 00:46:01,249 But Rodrick says you haven't lived till 707 00:46:01,383 --> 00:46:03,209 you've been on the Cranium Shaker. 708 00:46:03,510 --> 00:46:04,541 Have you been on this ride? 709 00:46:04,678 --> 00:46:05,709 It's way scary. 710 00:46:05,845 --> 00:46:07,470 Did you hear what happened last summer? 711 00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:09,426 My brother knows a guy 712 00:46:09,557 --> 00:46:11,052 whose second cousin's half-brother 713 00:46:11,226 --> 00:46:12,720 went on this ride and got decapitated. 714 00:46:13,019 --> 00:46:14,050 - No way! - Way. 715 00:46:14,187 --> 00:46:16,808 It's true. I was working the ride that day. 716 00:46:18,274 --> 00:46:22,568 The car came down and his head... wasn't in it. 717 00:46:27,784 --> 00:46:30,571 When you guys get to the top... 718 00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:34,075 ...be sure not to rock the car back and forth. 719 00:46:34,457 --> 00:46:35,738 That's how... 720 00:47:06,072 --> 00:47:08,029 He said not to rock the car! 721 00:47:08,324 --> 00:47:10,116 Or our heads will be torn off! 722 00:47:12,328 --> 00:47:15,329 Greg, in case we don't make it, 723 00:47:15,457 --> 00:47:16,999 there's something I have to tell you. 724 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:21,119 One time, I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my hands. 725 00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:25,623 One time, I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe. 726 00:47:26,593 --> 00:47:27,707 Wait. What? 727 00:47:39,105 --> 00:47:41,228 Slow it down, slow it down, slow it down! 728 00:47:42,650 --> 00:47:43,682 Greg! 729 00:47:43,818 --> 00:47:44,850 Rowley! 730 00:47:45,612 --> 00:47:46,643 Greg, Greg! 731 00:47:50,366 --> 00:47:52,443 Please! 732 00:47:56,372 --> 00:47:57,997 Greg! Greg! 733 00:48:10,345 --> 00:48:12,883 You were supposed to meet us an hour ago. 734 00:48:13,014 --> 00:48:14,295 We were searching everywhere. 735 00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:16,099 We were about to call the police. 736 00:48:17,018 --> 00:48:21,098 We're very disappointed in you, Rowley. Very disappointed. 737 00:48:27,362 --> 00:48:29,153 They let us off easy! 738 00:48:30,657 --> 00:48:33,942 Why are you upset? They didn't even yell at us. 739 00:48:34,202 --> 00:48:35,993 They almost yelled. 740 00:48:36,371 --> 00:48:39,491 That was nothing. My parents would have screamed their heads off. 741 00:48:39,833 --> 00:48:41,291 They're disappointed in me. 742 00:48:41,543 --> 00:48:43,666 Big deal. Better than getting punished. 743 00:48:44,045 --> 00:48:47,331 Maybe for you. You're used to it. 744 00:49:00,353 --> 00:49:02,144 I can't wait to hit the hay. 745 00:49:02,397 --> 00:49:05,018 Hey, where are you going to sleep? 746 00:49:05,733 --> 00:49:09,185 I guess we're bunkmates! Hope you don't snore. 747 00:49:40,977 --> 00:49:42,934 I can't take this anymore. 748 00:50:21,517 --> 00:50:24,803 "Help. Get me out of here." 749 00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:27,809 "These people are driving me crazy." 750 00:50:35,031 --> 00:50:36,110 Send, send, send! 751 00:50:46,542 --> 00:50:48,500 Good morning, sleepyheads! 752 00:50:48,628 --> 00:50:50,419 Num, num, num, num! 753 00:50:50,546 --> 00:50:53,998 I have nine hundred and forty-nine e-mails? 754 00:50:56,552 --> 00:50:58,841 I need to go to the bathroom. 755 00:50:59,889 --> 00:51:01,846 I have to get out of here! 756 00:51:08,147 --> 00:51:10,769 Your call cannot be completed as dialed. 757 00:51:11,067 --> 00:51:13,854 Please check the number and dial again. 758 00:51:15,238 --> 00:51:16,613 What a piece of junk! 759 00:51:16,906 --> 00:51:20,026 911. What is the nature of your emergency? 760 00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:22,441 Uh... 761 00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:25,370 Hello? Are you hurt? 762 00:51:33,756 --> 00:51:35,796 Do you have anything to tell us, Greg? 763 00:51:36,426 --> 00:51:38,050 - I don't think so. 764 00:51:38,344 --> 00:51:41,215 Anything about, "These people are driving me crazy"? 765 00:51:48,021 --> 00:51:49,052 Yes, Officers? 766 00:51:49,188 --> 00:51:50,220 He has a knife! 767 00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:54,139 Do not resist! 768 00:51:54,485 --> 00:51:55,517 Give me your hand! 769 00:51:55,945 --> 00:51:57,689 I tried to explain to Rowley's dad 770 00:51:57,864 --> 00:51:59,572 that I didn't mean to call 911... 771 00:51:59,866 --> 00:52:02,986 ...but he really wasn't interested in what I had to say. 772 00:52:03,286 --> 00:52:06,240 You're always getting into trouble with that Rowley kid. 773 00:52:06,956 --> 00:52:09,412 I'm starting to think he's a bad influence. 774 00:52:16,215 --> 00:52:17,758 Hey, Rowley. How's it going? 775 00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:19,925 Okay, I guess. 776 00:52:20,470 --> 00:52:22,676 So, are we still on for the country club? 777 00:52:22,972 --> 00:52:25,759 Actually... I'm not going to the country club today. 778 00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:27,590 Why not? 779 00:52:27,810 --> 00:52:30,930 What? Coming, Mom! Got to go! 780 00:52:34,984 --> 00:52:37,440 Ready to get my country club on! 781 00:52:39,238 --> 00:52:42,607 Rowley isn't going and I can't get in without him. 782 00:52:42,992 --> 00:52:46,444 Okay. Well, you snuck me in. 783 00:52:46,829 --> 00:52:51,123 So instead, sneak yourself in and then sneak me in. 784 00:52:51,417 --> 00:52:54,703 How? I need Rowley to get me past the front desk. 785 00:52:55,004 --> 00:52:57,293 Greg! If you don't go to "work"... 786 00:52:57,673 --> 00:52:59,251 ... "Dad" will know you don't have a job. 787 00:53:07,350 --> 00:53:10,055 No problem, right? Remember, you're a Jefferson. 788 00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:13,307 And don't forget to take out the trash. 789 00:53:15,191 --> 00:53:16,222 Hey. 790 00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:20,236 Aren't you going to say hello? 791 00:53:22,698 --> 00:53:23,813 Yes. 792 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,656 How rude of me. Hello. 793 00:53:37,713 --> 00:53:38,828 Hey, Rowley! 794 00:53:40,174 --> 00:53:41,289 - Hey, Greg. - Cool. 795 00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:43,128 I didn't expect to see you here. 796 00:53:43,386 --> 00:53:47,680 Yeah! Well, my plans changed. 797 00:53:48,391 --> 00:53:51,511 I changed my... change. I mean... 798 00:53:51,894 --> 00:53:53,970 Maybe I'll catch up with you later? 799 00:53:58,025 --> 00:53:59,306 I don't believe it! 800 00:54:00,069 --> 00:54:03,189 You lied. You never lie! 801 00:54:04,073 --> 00:54:07,027 My parents don't want me to invite you anymore. 802 00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:10,327 I thought if I lied, I wouldn't hurt your feelings. 803 00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:25,833 Ugh. 804 00:54:37,356 --> 00:54:39,064 That was impressive. 805 00:55:08,930 --> 00:55:10,554 That's pretty high. 806 00:55:10,806 --> 00:55:12,598 Are you talking to yourself? 807 00:55:15,770 --> 00:55:17,264 No. Of course not! 808 00:55:17,605 --> 00:55:20,392 You were. You're talking to yourself because you're scared. 809 00:55:22,610 --> 00:55:24,899 I'm not scared. That's crazy! 810 00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:28,946 You don't understand because you're just a little kid. 811 00:55:31,118 --> 00:55:32,399 Then go. 812 00:56:06,821 --> 00:56:08,481 Holly! Where's your sunblock? 813 00:56:12,493 --> 00:56:14,450 - Whoa! 814 00:56:33,180 --> 00:56:34,260 Oh! 815 00:56:40,688 --> 00:56:43,144 I'm sorry. I don't understand. 816 00:56:43,524 --> 00:56:45,849 You see, I'm just a little kid. 817 00:56:50,531 --> 00:56:51,646 Hi, Greg! 818 00:56:54,035 --> 00:56:55,066 Hey, Holly! 819 00:56:55,244 --> 00:56:58,530 Oh, my gosh, it is so hot out. It's nice to cool off in here. 820 00:56:58,873 --> 00:57:00,332 Yeah, great. 821 00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:03,199 I was going to get ice cream. Want to join me? 822 00:57:03,753 --> 00:57:05,163 That'd be awesome! 823 00:57:06,213 --> 00:57:08,171 I mean, no. 824 00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:09,836 Another time, maybe. 825 00:57:10,092 --> 00:57:11,884 You sure? It's really good here. 826 00:57:13,387 --> 00:57:17,515 Yeah. I'm trying to lose a couple pounds. Thanks anyways. 827 00:57:18,726 --> 00:57:19,889 Okay. 828 00:57:35,618 --> 00:57:38,572 I am not the kind of person who likes skinny dipping... 829 00:57:38,913 --> 00:57:42,863 ...but I had no choice but to splash around all day, avoiding people. 830 00:57:43,125 --> 00:57:45,699 Attention, everybody, the club will be closing in 10 minutes, 831 00:57:45,836 --> 00:57:47,829 so everyone out of the pool. 832 00:57:52,426 --> 00:57:53,541 Rowley! 833 00:57:54,929 --> 00:57:57,052 Wait! I need help! 834 00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:59,217 How can I help you, sir? 835 00:57:59,934 --> 00:58:01,048 Oh... 836 00:58:03,938 --> 00:58:05,266 Could you pass me those? 837 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:07,472 These? 838 00:58:29,296 --> 00:58:30,755 Oh, my gosh! 839 00:58:31,132 --> 00:58:32,756 You loser! 840 00:58:42,810 --> 00:58:44,933 I'm pretty sure that was the first and 841 00:58:45,104 --> 00:58:47,262 last time I'll ever go on the high dive. 842 00:58:48,482 --> 00:58:52,646 Unfortunately, with all the excitement, I forgot about Rodrick. 843 00:58:57,992 --> 00:58:59,106 Rodrick? 844 00:59:01,036 --> 00:59:02,317 Rodrick! 845 00:59:05,833 --> 00:59:06,864 Rodrick! 846 00:59:07,334 --> 00:59:08,414 Ugh! 847 00:59:08,544 --> 00:59:10,335 Why are you hugging me when Mom 848 00:59:10,463 --> 00:59:11,838 isn't here to see it? Get off me! 849 00:59:11,964 --> 00:59:13,043 Where have you been? 850 00:59:13,924 --> 00:59:16,083 Things might be getting harder at the country club, 851 00:59:16,343 --> 00:59:18,834 but my fake job made things much easier with Dad. 852 00:59:19,180 --> 00:59:20,460 Oh, brother. 853 00:59:22,224 --> 00:59:25,973 Daddy, can you make my hiccups hic down? 854 00:59:26,228 --> 00:59:28,517 I have to pick up Manny from his play date. 855 00:59:28,689 --> 00:59:31,014 We'll have dinner when I get back. 856 00:59:37,698 --> 00:59:38,813 Dad? 857 00:59:41,202 --> 00:59:42,233 Oh, no. 858 00:59:43,746 --> 00:59:45,822 I'm already in enough trouble. 859 00:59:46,874 --> 00:59:49,032 If that dog does anything to Tingy... 860 00:59:49,376 --> 00:59:50,657 Slow. 861 00:59:52,046 --> 00:59:53,160 Go. 862 01:00:03,057 --> 01:00:05,382 Good Sweetie. 863 01:00:06,227 --> 01:00:08,682 Who's a good boy? 864 01:00:10,064 --> 01:00:13,018 Who's going to give Tingy to Daddy? 865 01:00:13,567 --> 01:00:15,192 You are. 866 01:00:16,445 --> 01:00:17,726 You are! 867 01:00:18,906 --> 01:00:20,697 Come on, come on! 868 01:00:21,116 --> 01:00:22,908 Go that way, go that way! 869 01:00:41,637 --> 01:00:43,048 I have an idea. 870 01:00:47,768 --> 01:00:48,799 Here, Sweetie. 871 01:00:49,103 --> 01:00:51,392 Good idea. Good thinking! 872 01:00:54,817 --> 01:00:55,848 Oh, good. 873 01:00:55,985 --> 01:00:57,064 Come on, Sweetie. 874 01:00:57,278 --> 01:00:59,401 Good, good, good, good. 875 01:01:01,282 --> 01:01:02,313 Ha! 876 01:01:02,449 --> 01:01:03,730 I got it! 877 01:01:04,118 --> 01:01:05,398 Don't let him have that. 878 01:01:06,537 --> 01:01:07,616 Sweetie! 879 01:01:07,788 --> 01:01:09,994 Don't let him have that! Don't eat that! 880 01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,042 Oh. 881 01:01:29,643 --> 01:01:32,099 Is that... dog spit? 882 01:01:32,563 --> 01:01:35,350 How could there be so much? 883 01:01:37,234 --> 01:01:38,265 - Susan! - Mom! 884 01:01:38,485 --> 01:01:41,854 You go clean the house. I'll clean the roast! Go! 885 01:01:49,663 --> 01:01:51,870 You boys barely touched your pot roast. 886 01:01:52,666 --> 01:01:55,288 Are you kidding? I'm stuffed. 887 01:01:55,586 --> 01:01:57,543 I filled up on vegetables. 888 01:01:57,838 --> 01:01:59,463 More for us, then. 889 01:02:02,843 --> 01:02:05,714 I don't know what you did different... 890 01:02:06,013 --> 01:02:09,797 ...but this pot roast is unbelievable. 891 01:02:12,186 --> 01:02:13,466 Chef's secret. 892 01:02:16,023 --> 01:02:17,138 Great. 893 01:02:17,441 --> 01:02:18,721 And juicier! 894 01:02:32,206 --> 01:02:33,486 And you are? 895 01:02:38,712 --> 01:02:40,337 I'm Roland Gropper. 896 01:02:40,714 --> 01:02:42,090 Have a nice day, Roland. 897 01:02:44,802 --> 01:02:46,426 Okay, you told one lie. 898 01:02:47,054 --> 01:02:50,257 I can accept that. But this is getting out of control. 899 01:02:50,391 --> 01:02:51,671 I think you have a lying problem. 900 01:02:51,976 --> 01:02:56,269 I didn't lie about coming to the club today! We didn't even talk today. 901 01:02:56,897 --> 01:03:00,348 And how do you keep getting in here without me? 902 01:03:00,734 --> 01:03:02,526 Wait. You're not a member? 903 01:03:02,820 --> 01:03:04,859 Anyone want a smoothie? 904 01:03:05,322 --> 01:03:08,608 I don't care whether you're a member... but why sneak in? 905 01:03:11,161 --> 01:03:13,201 I wanted to hang out with you. 906 01:03:13,497 --> 01:03:16,202 I gave you my phone number. Why not just call me? 907 01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:19,121 I tried, but I only had half the number, and... 908 01:03:19,420 --> 01:03:22,041 I'm freaking out! The D.J. for my Sweet Sixteen canceled... 909 01:03:22,339 --> 01:03:25,791 ...so he can fly to Africa to help build a hospital. What a jerk! 910 01:03:26,093 --> 01:03:28,465 Now what do I do for music? Whistle? 911 01:03:29,179 --> 01:03:30,211 What about live music? 912 01:03:31,682 --> 01:03:33,141 Do you know the band Löded Diper? 913 01:03:33,934 --> 01:03:35,215 Ew. That's a gross name. 914 01:03:35,519 --> 01:03:37,310 Live music would be really cool! 915 01:03:37,438 --> 01:03:40,308 You'd be the first at our school to have a real band. 916 01:03:41,358 --> 01:03:42,473 That's true. 917 01:03:42,776 --> 01:03:45,813 They're just coming off a world tour and are in town. 918 01:03:46,113 --> 01:03:48,485 I could get them to come as a favor for me. 919 01:03:48,782 --> 01:03:50,063 What kind of music do they play? 920 01:03:50,367 --> 01:03:52,739 Anything! They can play anything. 921 01:04:03,547 --> 01:04:04,578 Hey! 922 01:04:05,299 --> 01:04:06,330 Where were you? 923 01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:09,337 Rodrick, you are going to owe me the rest of your life. 924 01:04:10,137 --> 01:04:12,924 I got Löded Diper a gig... 925 01:04:13,307 --> 01:04:16,012 ...playing at Heather Hills' Sweet Sixteen. 926 01:04:17,311 --> 01:04:18,425 Really? 927 01:04:35,829 --> 01:04:37,786 Löded Diper activate. 928 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,542 - You have her favorite song. - Song, check. 929 01:04:41,835 --> 01:04:43,460 - She wants you in tuxes. - Tuxes, check. 930 01:04:43,754 --> 01:04:45,201 You're ignoring everything I'm saying, aren't you? 931 01:04:45,297 --> 01:04:46,412 Ignoring you, check. 932 01:04:46,673 --> 01:04:50,541 Don't worry, little bro. It's going to be a good show. The best. 933 01:04:55,766 --> 01:04:59,716 Rowley! What are you doing next week? Löded Diper needs roadies! 934 01:05:00,020 --> 01:05:02,143 How can you stand to be near me when I lied? 935 01:05:02,773 --> 01:05:04,053 - What? - I'm a liar. 936 01:05:04,358 --> 01:05:06,647 You can never trust me again. 937 01:05:06,777 --> 01:05:08,734 The sacred bond of our friendship is broken. 938 01:05:09,029 --> 01:05:12,730 Rowley, I get it. You didn't want to hurt my feelings. 939 01:05:14,034 --> 01:05:17,237 And I didn't mean to get you in trouble with the Cranium Shaker. 940 01:05:17,704 --> 01:05:19,163 That's all right. 941 01:05:19,540 --> 01:05:23,668 It was actually pretty fun. Now we can say we've really lived. 942 01:05:23,961 --> 01:05:26,416 So what about the gig? 943 01:05:26,713 --> 01:05:28,172 I've always wanted to be a roadie! 944 01:05:36,390 --> 01:05:38,181 Rise and shine, buddy! 945 01:05:38,892 --> 01:05:40,684 Don't want to be late for work. 946 01:05:40,978 --> 01:05:44,347 I'll drop you off at the way to the office, okay? 947 01:05:45,149 --> 01:05:47,188 Now Holly knows I'm not a member, 948 01:05:47,359 --> 01:05:49,435 there's no reason to sneak into the country club. 949 01:05:49,736 --> 01:05:51,776 But if my dad finds out I don't really have 950 01:05:51,947 --> 01:05:54,023 a job, my life won't be worth living. 951 01:05:54,408 --> 01:05:55,522 Thanks, Dad. 952 01:05:59,413 --> 01:06:02,829 I'm even considering telling him I got downsized. 953 01:06:02,958 --> 01:06:04,073 Hey. 954 01:06:06,587 --> 01:06:08,378 But I don't think he'll like it. 955 01:06:09,089 --> 01:06:10,880 The thing is, I'm using... 956 01:06:11,175 --> 01:06:14,460 ...so many identities, I'm having trouble keeping track of them. 957 01:06:14,761 --> 01:06:16,719 This bill is five times the normal amount. 958 01:06:17,097 --> 01:06:18,378 I'm sorry, Mr. Jefferson, 959 01:06:18,557 --> 01:06:22,056 but your son has been ordering a lot of smoothies this month. 960 01:06:22,436 --> 01:06:24,227 There he is now. 961 01:06:24,855 --> 01:06:26,135 That is not my son. 962 01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:28,064 Of course. That's Roland Gropper. 963 01:06:28,358 --> 01:06:29,639 Good morning, Arthur! 964 01:06:29,943 --> 01:06:31,224 Hey, Rowley! 965 01:06:31,612 --> 01:06:34,399 Rowley! My man! What's up? 966 01:06:36,783 --> 01:06:39,072 Hey! You forgot your sunblock. 967 01:06:40,621 --> 01:06:41,652 Frank Heffley. 968 01:06:42,956 --> 01:06:45,578 Your son racked up a lot of charges on my account. 969 01:06:45,876 --> 01:06:48,165 What? He works here. Tell him. 970 01:06:48,462 --> 01:06:51,997 There must be some mistake. We don't employ minors. 971 01:07:02,893 --> 01:07:04,268 Do you not work here? 972 01:07:07,314 --> 01:07:08,773 Maybe not. 973 01:07:30,504 --> 01:07:33,955 $260 worth of smoothies? What were you thinking? 974 01:07:35,175 --> 01:07:37,796 I didn't know you get charged for what you order. 975 01:07:42,683 --> 01:07:43,714 I'll pay. 976 01:07:44,017 --> 01:07:45,048 Very good, sir. 977 01:08:04,788 --> 01:08:08,655 Aren't you going to yell at me? Aren't you mad? 978 01:08:11,211 --> 01:08:12,326 No. 979 01:08:14,381 --> 01:08:16,670 I'm just disappointed. 980 01:08:24,224 --> 01:08:25,505 We've got some serious trouble. 981 01:08:25,767 --> 01:08:27,724 Not you. Me. 982 01:08:28,061 --> 01:08:29,342 Yeah, mostly you. 983 01:08:29,730 --> 01:08:31,687 Look what I found in the mail. 984 01:08:39,239 --> 01:08:41,113 Welcome, prospective parents, 985 01:08:41,241 --> 01:08:43,399 to Spag Union Preparatory School. 986 01:08:43,785 --> 01:08:47,569 Through these gates is a world in which your boy will learn to thrive. 987 01:08:47,914 --> 01:08:51,746 Here we will impress upon him our three cornerstones to success: 988 01:08:52,085 --> 01:08:56,546 Intensive study, physical exercise, and, of course, discipline. 989 01:08:57,257 --> 01:08:58,538 I used to play video games. 990 01:08:59,426 --> 01:09:02,925 I was playing all the time... sometimes two hours a day. 991 01:09:03,263 --> 01:09:06,549 I'd lie to my parents and tell them I was studying when... 992 01:09:06,933 --> 01:09:10,267 ...really, I'd sneak to the mall to hang out with my friends. 993 01:09:10,604 --> 01:09:13,391 My parents sent me to Spag Union. 994 01:09:13,774 --> 01:09:15,600 My parents sent me to Spag Union. 995 01:09:15,984 --> 01:09:18,440 I don't waste my time with video games anymore. 996 01:09:18,779 --> 01:09:20,652 Spag Union taught me there's more 997 01:09:20,822 --> 01:09:22,731 adventure to be found in a good book. 998 01:09:25,827 --> 01:09:27,217 I don't lie about where I am anymore. 999 01:09:28,330 --> 01:09:29,990 Thanks to Spag Union 1000 01:09:30,123 --> 01:09:33,290 and the tracking device around my ankle, my parents know... 1001 01:09:33,627 --> 01:09:35,251 ... where I am 24/7. 1002 01:09:35,504 --> 01:09:37,911 Spag Union, turning irresponsible 1003 01:09:38,090 --> 01:09:40,462 little boys into men since 1925. 1004 01:09:40,801 --> 01:09:42,425 Spag Union! 1005 01:09:43,011 --> 01:09:44,589 They're going to send you there. 1006 01:09:45,180 --> 01:09:46,805 I really messed up. 1007 01:09:47,682 --> 01:09:48,762 What do I do? 1008 01:09:49,684 --> 01:09:50,764 Wilderness weekend! 1009 01:09:50,936 --> 01:09:54,269 You have 48 hours to prove to Dad you don't need Spag Union. 1010 01:09:54,856 --> 01:09:55,936 How? 1011 01:09:56,817 --> 01:10:00,945 By being the all-time best Wilderness Explorer there ever was. 1012 01:10:04,324 --> 01:10:07,942 You can't go to Spag Union! I don't want to go to school without you! 1013 01:10:08,995 --> 01:10:10,953 It's not really my choice. 1014 01:10:11,415 --> 01:10:16,622 Hello to the end of the beginning of it all 1015 01:10:17,254 --> 01:10:22,129 Summer takes a fall It's winner take it all 1016 01:10:22,968 --> 01:10:27,511 And if you are not understood I understand 1017 01:10:31,226 --> 01:10:36,433 Goodbye to the days that we filled with make believe 1018 01:10:37,107 --> 01:10:41,983 As far as we could see Possibility 1019 01:10:42,654 --> 01:10:46,983 We dreamed of all the things we thought we'd 1020 01:10:47,659 --> 01:10:50,660 Never do. 1021 01:10:56,042 --> 01:10:58,664 You got it? Is it solid? 1022 01:10:59,254 --> 01:11:00,285 Yes, sir! 1023 01:11:02,257 --> 01:11:03,288 "Sir"? 1024 01:11:12,225 --> 01:11:13,719 What are you doing? 1025 01:11:14,561 --> 01:11:16,352 This is where my troops set up! 1026 01:11:16,605 --> 01:11:19,226 Come on, Stan. There's plenty of good sites. 1027 01:11:19,566 --> 01:11:22,353 Give me a break. You don't know the first thing about camping. 1028 01:11:22,736 --> 01:11:24,942 You know the rules, Stan. Whoever gets 1029 01:11:25,113 --> 01:11:27,355 here first gets the pick of the campsites. 1030 01:11:27,616 --> 01:11:31,067 The best way to lay claim to a camp is to put tents on it. 1031 01:11:33,413 --> 01:11:35,702 Explorers! Install camp! 1032 01:11:36,249 --> 01:11:37,874 Hey, wait. Wait! 1033 01:11:38,627 --> 01:11:41,248 Here, come on, come on, come on! 1034 01:11:41,755 --> 01:11:42,869 Hold it up! 1035 01:11:43,131 --> 01:11:44,162 - Put it on! - I'm trying! 1036 01:11:44,424 --> 01:11:45,883 Not here, over there! 1037 01:11:51,598 --> 01:11:53,555 Move! Get the front! 1038 01:12:13,620 --> 01:12:16,953 Sorry, Frank. Doesn't look like there's any room... 1039 01:12:17,290 --> 01:12:21,288 ...for troops here, but there's still plenty of good sites. 1040 01:12:24,297 --> 01:12:29,090 Yeah, it's mighty convenient being so close to the bathrooms. 1041 01:12:39,354 --> 01:12:42,106 You all know the story of the muddy hand, don't you? 1042 01:12:43,483 --> 01:12:46,270 It was a dark and stormy night, like this one. 1043 01:12:46,653 --> 01:12:47,933 It is not stormy. 1044 01:12:48,196 --> 01:12:51,945 In these very woods, an old woodsman, a kindly soul... 1045 01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:53,992 ...was chopping wood in the rain for 1046 01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:55,987 a group of Wilderness Explorers. 1047 01:12:56,454 --> 01:12:57,486 So what happened? 1048 01:12:57,622 --> 01:12:58,701 Nothing. 1049 01:12:58,832 --> 01:13:00,326 If you consider the old woodsman 1050 01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:02,665 chopping off his own hand was nothing! 1051 01:13:03,378 --> 01:13:04,956 Didn't the Wilderness Explorers help him? 1052 01:13:05,088 --> 01:13:06,119 No. 1053 01:13:06,256 --> 01:13:08,213 They got scared and ran away. 1054 01:13:08,383 --> 01:13:09,462 Why would they do that? 1055 01:13:09,718 --> 01:13:12,006 Back at camp, the boys got to talking. 1056 01:13:12,679 --> 01:13:15,549 They decided that they should have helped the old woodsman 1057 01:13:15,682 --> 01:13:17,306 because he was helping them. 1058 01:13:17,684 --> 01:13:21,516 But when they got back to his cottage, his body was gone! 1059 01:13:21,896 --> 01:13:22,928 Gone? 1060 01:13:23,064 --> 01:13:24,689 All that was left... 1061 01:13:25,025 --> 01:13:26,649 ...was his hand! 1062 01:13:26,901 --> 01:13:28,645 I don't like this story. 1063 01:13:29,029 --> 01:13:32,813 Not one of those boys was ever seen again. 1064 01:13:33,199 --> 01:13:35,406 The only clue to what happened was 1065 01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:37,819 a muddy handprint on the side of the tent. 1066 01:13:38,705 --> 01:13:40,532 They say the muddy hand is still out there... 1067 01:13:41,541 --> 01:13:44,210 ...looking for more Wilderness Explorers... 1068 01:13:45,211 --> 01:13:46,243 ...and... 1069 01:13:46,671 --> 01:13:48,000 ...revenge! 1070 01:13:50,050 --> 01:13:51,330 I don't buy it. 1071 01:13:51,885 --> 01:13:53,842 How can a hand move by itself? 1072 01:13:58,933 --> 01:14:02,219 I remember "The Muddy Hand" from when I was a boy. 1073 01:14:02,562 --> 01:14:05,183 You can't beat the classics. 1074 01:14:05,565 --> 01:14:08,519 Okay! Bedtime, everyone. 1075 01:14:17,702 --> 01:14:18,983 Muddy hand! 1076 01:14:20,872 --> 01:14:22,152 Why'd you do that? 1077 01:14:22,457 --> 01:14:24,865 - Do what? - Hit me in the hand with a mallet! 1078 01:14:25,210 --> 01:14:28,329 - Me? - Yeah, you, with the mallet in your hand! 1079 01:14:30,215 --> 01:14:32,373 I can't stop making you mad at me. 1080 01:14:33,051 --> 01:14:34,331 If you... 1081 01:14:38,390 --> 01:14:39,848 Why am I mad? 1082 01:14:41,101 --> 01:14:42,844 Because I keep messing up. 1083 01:14:44,229 --> 01:14:48,013 Look, everybody messes up. Even me. 1084 01:14:50,235 --> 01:14:52,856 But I'm not afraid to admit it when I do. 1085 01:14:57,075 --> 01:14:59,032 Just go to sleep. 1086 01:15:25,770 --> 01:15:28,142 I hear at Spag Union, you have to call 1087 01:15:28,314 --> 01:15:30,722 the teachers "sir", even the ladies! 1088 01:15:35,321 --> 01:15:36,946 Did you see their tents? 1089 01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:41,190 They weren't even arranged in formation! What a bunch of losers. 1090 01:15:41,619 --> 01:15:45,403 Come on, son. A troop is only as good as its leader. 1091 01:15:45,790 --> 01:15:49,290 Any troop that would let Frank Heffley be Assistant Troop Master 1092 01:15:49,419 --> 01:15:50,450 is bound to be weak. 1093 01:15:51,504 --> 01:15:53,129 There are two types of people in the world. 1094 01:15:53,798 --> 01:15:54,829 Predators... 1095 01:15:55,133 --> 01:15:56,413 ...and prey. 1096 01:15:56,968 --> 01:15:59,922 Frank Heffley is a wounded gazelle. 1097 01:16:03,475 --> 01:16:05,763 I'll show them what Heffleys can do. 1098 01:16:06,019 --> 01:16:09,602 Don't make things worse. You'll end up at Spag Union for sure. 1099 01:16:09,856 --> 01:16:13,474 Only if we get caught. And I have a plan. 1100 01:16:17,655 --> 01:16:19,613 This is campsite 42. 1101 01:16:19,991 --> 01:16:21,616 This "X" is Stan Warren's tent. 1102 01:16:21,993 --> 01:16:23,736 We wait till they're not looking and 1103 01:16:23,912 --> 01:16:25,655 weave a web between these trees. 1104 01:16:25,997 --> 01:16:27,954 Then we make the web super-sticky. 1105 01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:32,282 Then we get some ants and put them in their sleeping bags. 1106 01:16:32,670 --> 01:16:34,330 When they get into their bunks, 1107 01:16:34,506 --> 01:16:36,166 the ants will drive them crazy! 1108 01:16:36,508 --> 01:16:38,749 They'll come running out and get stuck in 1109 01:16:38,927 --> 01:16:41,168 the web like flies. Revenge will be ours. 1110 01:16:47,227 --> 01:16:48,341 What are you doing? 1111 01:16:48,686 --> 01:16:51,640 I've been ensnared by my own handiwork. 1112 01:16:58,071 --> 01:16:59,102 Here are the ants. 1113 01:16:59,364 --> 01:17:01,191 I'll signal you if anything happens. 1114 01:17:01,699 --> 01:17:03,324 Hoot-hoot! Hoot-hoot! 1115 01:17:03,701 --> 01:17:04,982 Come on. 1116 01:17:26,891 --> 01:17:29,429 A refrigerator? Ready-made meals? 1117 01:17:30,228 --> 01:17:31,259 A TV? 1118 01:17:32,397 --> 01:17:34,021 This isn't camping! 1119 01:17:34,399 --> 01:17:36,687 Hoot-hoot! Hoot-hoot! 1120 01:17:45,159 --> 01:17:47,117 Good-bye, Gregory. You will always 1121 01:17:47,328 --> 01:17:49,285 be remembered for your bravery. 1122 01:17:55,587 --> 01:17:57,211 Raccoons. 1123 01:17:57,630 --> 01:17:58,661 Hmm. 1124 01:17:59,591 --> 01:18:00,871 Okay. 1125 01:18:01,426 --> 01:18:03,217 Where are you? 1126 01:18:04,429 --> 01:18:05,887 Hey, little guy! 1127 01:18:06,180 --> 01:18:08,885 Daddy needs a new fur hat! 1128 01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:11,888 Come out, come out, wherever you are! 1129 01:18:15,857 --> 01:18:17,399 Who's there? Show yourself! 1130 01:18:25,658 --> 01:18:26,689 - Whoa! - Ahh! 1131 01:18:26,826 --> 01:18:28,154 Ahh! No! 1132 01:18:31,039 --> 01:18:33,577 Someone from your troop violated our campsite. 1133 01:18:33,958 --> 01:18:36,081 That was a thousand dollar tent! 1134 01:18:38,796 --> 01:18:40,919 Okay, what happened? 1135 01:18:48,973 --> 01:18:50,004 I did it. 1136 01:18:50,183 --> 01:18:51,463 Greg, no! 1137 01:18:52,477 --> 01:18:53,591 Dad. 1138 01:18:54,312 --> 01:18:55,936 It was my idea. 1139 01:18:56,731 --> 01:18:59,352 I can't let them take the fall for me. 1140 01:19:00,735 --> 01:19:02,692 We didn't mean to burn up the tent. 1141 01:19:03,321 --> 01:19:04,601 No, but... 1142 01:19:04,906 --> 01:19:06,186 ...we did. 1143 01:19:09,994 --> 01:19:12,201 Greg was only defending your honor! 1144 01:19:12,497 --> 01:19:14,288 Mr. Warren disrespected you. 1145 01:19:14,582 --> 01:19:16,705 He called you a wounded gazelle. 1146 01:19:17,001 --> 01:19:18,412 Your boy should be expelled. 1147 01:19:18,544 --> 01:19:21,118 He's a disgrace to every Wilderness Explorer... 1148 01:19:21,506 --> 01:19:24,293 Shut up, Stan! Just shut up! 1149 01:19:26,010 --> 01:19:27,635 Hey, what is that? 1150 01:19:29,847 --> 01:19:32,220 A store-bought s'mores maker? 1151 01:19:32,517 --> 01:19:33,715 A TV? 1152 01:19:34,018 --> 01:19:35,643 Pre-tied knots? 1153 01:19:36,354 --> 01:19:37,978 Stan, you're a phony! 1154 01:19:38,272 --> 01:19:39,980 So much for the big camper. 1155 01:19:40,274 --> 01:19:43,560 I'm going to report this to the Wilderness Committee. 1156 01:19:43,861 --> 01:19:46,815 We'll see who looks ridiculous then, huh? 1157 01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:50,398 From what I hear, 1158 01:19:50,535 --> 01:19:52,243 Mr. Warren was completely abandoned 1159 01:19:52,453 --> 01:19:54,161 by his Wilderness Explorer troop. 1160 01:19:55,540 --> 01:19:59,324 These days, he runs a badminton league for kindergarteners. 1161 01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:04,505 Let's get out of here. 1162 01:20:07,719 --> 01:20:09,676 I have a confession to make. 1163 01:20:10,054 --> 01:20:11,679 I hate camping. 1164 01:20:13,224 --> 01:20:17,008 I don't understand what's so great about sleeping in a bag. 1165 01:20:17,311 --> 01:20:19,019 Like being in a bag isn't bad enough, 1166 01:20:19,188 --> 01:20:20,932 you have to lie in the dirt, too! 1167 01:20:21,232 --> 01:20:22,857 I know. It's crazy! 1168 01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:24,431 Beds were invented for a reason. 1169 01:20:24,736 --> 01:20:28,685 Yeah. And roofs. And walls. And bathrooms. 1170 01:20:29,407 --> 01:20:31,530 Pizza delivery places. 1171 01:20:38,082 --> 01:20:39,363 Hey, look at me. 1172 01:20:43,004 --> 01:20:45,043 I'm not sending you to Spag Union. 1173 01:20:47,925 --> 01:20:50,381 You know what my grandpa used to say? 1174 01:20:54,682 --> 01:20:57,303 "A man who never made a mistake..." 1175 01:20:57,935 --> 01:20:59,727 "...never made anything." 1176 01:21:01,773 --> 01:21:03,231 The trick is... 1177 01:21:03,524 --> 01:21:06,062 ...to be responsible and learn from your mistakes. 1178 01:21:07,612 --> 01:21:09,569 And you can do that. 1179 01:21:10,615 --> 01:21:12,987 You're a really great kid, Greg. 1180 01:21:14,786 --> 01:21:18,914 And I'm not just saying that because we're a lot alike. 1181 01:21:24,128 --> 01:21:26,121 Comic strip fans all over the country are 1182 01:21:26,297 --> 01:21:28,337 rejoicing at the news that the beloved... 1183 01:21:28,633 --> 01:21:30,424 ...Li'l Cutie will continue. 1184 01:21:30,718 --> 01:21:34,087 The son of cartoonist Bob Post is taking over for his father... 1185 01:21:34,472 --> 01:21:35,847 ...and says he is looking forward to 1186 01:21:36,057 --> 01:21:37,468 continuing Li'l Cutie's adventures 1187 01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:39,391 for generations to come. 1188 01:21:39,727 --> 01:21:41,387 It can't be happening! 1189 01:21:41,562 --> 01:21:43,270 We'll never get rid of that garbage! 1190 01:21:43,981 --> 01:21:46,270 Oh, golly. 1191 01:21:46,651 --> 01:21:48,608 I have to say, I didn't expect 1192 01:21:48,778 --> 01:21:50,770 the Wilderness weekend to work out so well. 1193 01:21:51,155 --> 01:21:53,611 Now all I have to worry about is getting through Löded Diper's gig 1194 01:21:53,741 --> 01:21:55,781 without looking like an idiot. 1195 01:22:03,918 --> 01:22:05,198 You're on in 30 minutes. 1196 01:22:05,503 --> 01:22:07,626 Relax! My brother was working on 1197 01:22:07,797 --> 01:22:09,955 the pyrotechnics all day, it's gonna kick butt. 1198 01:22:10,258 --> 01:22:12,630 Wait. What does your brother do? 1199 01:22:12,927 --> 01:22:14,207 He's a demolition expert. 1200 01:22:14,512 --> 01:22:19,138 Leave the rocking to us, okay? It's what we do. 1201 01:22:19,433 --> 01:22:20,714 Now get to work, roadies. 1202 01:22:26,023 --> 01:22:28,561 Wow. Is that supposed to be Heather? 1203 01:22:30,069 --> 01:22:31,100 Weird. 1204 01:22:31,529 --> 01:22:33,153 This is amazing! 1205 01:22:34,198 --> 01:22:36,321 There's even a chocolate fountain! 1206 01:22:40,454 --> 01:22:43,076 What are you doing? You two are roadies. 1207 01:22:43,624 --> 01:22:47,574 Which means you're employees. No chocolate fountain for employees. 1208 01:22:48,212 --> 01:22:49,588 These guys are my friends. 1209 01:22:49,881 --> 01:22:51,161 Wow, Holly. 1210 01:22:51,716 --> 01:22:55,001 Wow. You've managed to take my Sweet Sixteen... 1211 01:22:55,386 --> 01:22:57,011 ...and make it all about you. 1212 01:22:57,471 --> 01:22:58,503 So selfish! 1213 01:22:58,639 --> 01:22:59,718 So selfish! 1214 01:23:00,892 --> 01:23:02,931 Listen, midgets, the only reason you're 1215 01:23:03,144 --> 01:23:05,183 here is 'cause I was forced to invite you. 1216 01:23:05,563 --> 01:23:08,184 So stay out of my eye-line! ¿Comprende? 1217 01:23:12,486 --> 01:23:13,601 She's into drama. 1218 01:23:13,905 --> 01:23:15,612 She's like Rodrick in a dress! 1219 01:23:17,408 --> 01:23:19,365 Is your brother's band all set up? 1220 01:23:20,077 --> 01:23:22,366 I'm really looking forward to their performance. 1221 01:23:31,339 --> 01:23:32,881 It was your grandmother's. 1222 01:23:33,174 --> 01:23:35,131 So it's, like, used? 1223 01:23:38,763 --> 01:23:39,794 Ben! 1224 01:23:40,097 --> 01:23:42,339 I need to make a love connection with Heather. 1225 01:23:42,516 --> 01:23:44,805 I want to sing lead vocals. 1226 01:23:45,186 --> 01:23:47,392 But I don't know how to play drums. 1227 01:23:47,688 --> 01:23:50,974 Dude, two words, fast and loud. 1228 01:23:51,275 --> 01:23:53,067 Especially loud. 1229 01:23:55,446 --> 01:23:59,064 Oh my signal, press that red button, okay? 1230 01:24:00,618 --> 01:24:02,409 Shoo! Move, move! 1231 01:24:04,622 --> 01:24:08,240 This song goes out to a very special little lady. 1232 01:24:08,793 --> 01:24:10,417 Heather Hills... 1233 01:24:10,878 --> 01:24:12,159 ...this one's for you. 1234 01:24:15,049 --> 01:24:18,085 Why aren't they in tuxes? They were supposed to wear tuxes! 1235 01:24:19,804 --> 01:24:21,843 Ohh, ahh 1236 01:24:23,557 --> 01:24:25,349 Ohh, ahh 1237 01:24:25,476 --> 01:24:27,267 It's her favorite song. 1238 01:24:27,395 --> 01:24:29,933 Ohh, ahh, ohh 1239 01:24:31,774 --> 01:24:34,894 You know you love me I know you care 1240 01:24:35,278 --> 01:24:38,195 Just shout whenever And I'll be there 1241 01:24:39,073 --> 01:24:42,109 You want my love You want my heart 1242 01:24:42,910 --> 01:24:46,030 We will never, ever, ever be apart 1243 01:24:46,163 --> 01:24:50,031 And now it's like Baby, baby, baby, oh 1244 01:24:50,251 --> 01:24:53,702 Like baby, baby, baby, no 1245 01:24:53,838 --> 01:24:57,586 Baby, baby, baby, oh 1246 01:24:58,092 --> 01:25:01,425 I thought you'd always be mine 1247 01:25:04,015 --> 01:25:07,134 I need to dazzle her. Crank it up Full Diper! 1248 01:25:07,518 --> 01:25:08,549 Hit that button! 1249 01:25:11,105 --> 01:25:12,647 Baby, baby, baby, oh 1250 01:25:12,773 --> 01:25:15,229 Like, baby, baby, baby, no 1251 01:25:15,526 --> 01:25:18,480 Like, baby, baby, baby, oh 1252 01:25:18,612 --> 01:25:20,854 I thought you'd always be mine 1253 01:25:21,198 --> 01:25:24,069 Whoo! For you I would have done whatever 1254 01:25:24,201 --> 01:25:27,451 I just can't believe we ain't together 1255 01:25:27,580 --> 01:25:30,331 I want to play it cool But I'm losing you 1256 01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:33,375 I'll buy you anything I'll buy you any ring 1257 01:25:33,502 --> 01:25:36,337 I'm in pieces Baby, fix me 1258 01:25:36,464 --> 01:25:39,299 Shake me till you wake me From this bad dream 1259 01:25:39,425 --> 01:25:42,841 I'm going down, down, down, down, down 1260 01:25:42,970 --> 01:25:45,508 I just can't believe Heather Hills won't be around 1261 01:25:45,639 --> 01:25:48,510 Baby, baby, baby, oh 1262 01:25:48,642 --> 01:25:51,478 Like, baby, baby, baby, no 1263 01:25:51,604 --> 01:25:54,439 Like, baby, baby, baby, oh 1264 01:25:54,940 --> 01:25:57,431 I thought you would always be mine 1265 01:26:00,905 --> 01:26:02,185 No. No! 1266 01:26:04,075 --> 01:26:05,699 I'm going to kill you! 1267 01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:12,664 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1268 01:26:28,265 --> 01:26:30,721 So, Heather... you're a pretty cool chick. 1269 01:26:31,352 --> 01:26:34,555 Maybe I could call you next week and we could hang? 1270 01:26:46,617 --> 01:26:48,076 Go for it. 1271 01:26:54,792 --> 01:26:56,072 I'm really sorry. 1272 01:26:57,044 --> 01:26:59,416 Don't be. This is awesome! 1273 01:27:00,464 --> 01:27:02,920 She wanted people to remember her Sweet Sixteen. 1274 01:27:04,969 --> 01:27:07,341 People will definitely remember this. 1275 01:27:20,276 --> 01:27:21,307 Okay, so... 1276 01:27:21,819 --> 01:27:24,191 ...the summer didn't go exactly as planned, 1277 01:27:24,405 --> 01:27:26,777 but in the end, it all worked out okay. 1278 01:27:27,074 --> 01:27:30,525 Rowley and Holly came to the municipal pool as my guests. 1279 01:27:34,665 --> 01:27:36,040 Hey! Who's hungry? 1280 01:27:44,758 --> 01:27:49,136 All in all, this might go down as the best summer ever. 1281 01:27:53,350 --> 01:27:56,312 As for my dad, we may not see eye to eye on everything... 1282 01:27:56,604 --> 01:27:57,884 ...but we work as a team. 1283 01:27:58,189 --> 01:27:59,896 Sweetie, not the roast again! 1284 01:28:00,191 --> 01:28:01,471 - Drop it! - Bad dog! 1285 01:28:01,859 --> 01:28:03,270 - Good dog! - Good Sweetie! 1286 01:28:05,738 --> 01:28:07,149 Kick off your shoes Pour me a drink 1287 01:28:07,281 --> 01:28:09,404 The sun is high Good times are free 1288 01:28:09,783 --> 01:28:11,741 I got the car Let's hit the road 1289 01:28:12,119 --> 01:28:13,863 Turn up the bass It's time to go 1290 01:28:13,996 --> 01:28:18,290 Everybody needs a little vacation, a little holiday 1291 01:28:18,792 --> 01:28:22,956 I'm gonna take a little vacation I'm gonna get away 1292 01:28:23,547 --> 01:28:25,836 I'm gonna throw my phone in the big, blue ocean 1293 01:28:25,966 --> 01:28:28,125 I'm gonna kick back with some suntan lotion 1294 01:28:28,260 --> 01:28:30,549 I'm gonna relax It's a new sensation 1295 01:28:30,679 --> 01:28:33,087 I'm gonna go away on a little vacation 1296 01:28:35,351 --> 01:28:38,055 Yeah, a little vacation 1297 01:28:41,440 --> 01:28:43,018 A little vacation 1298 01:28:43,150 --> 01:28:45,356 Your new bikini sure looks nice 1299 01:28:45,486 --> 01:28:47,811 The water's warm so don't think twice 1300 01:28:47,947 --> 01:28:50,188 Let's all kick back under the shade 1301 01:28:50,324 --> 01:28:52,281 This is the life We 've got it made 1302 01:28:52,409 --> 01:28:56,621 Everybody needs a little vacation, a little holiday 1303 01:28:57,248 --> 01:29:01,494 I'm gonna take a little vacation I'm gonna get away 1304 01:29:01,919 --> 01:29:04,208 I'm gonna throw my phone in the big, blue ocean 1305 01:29:04,338 --> 01:29:06,544 I'm gonna kick back with some suntan lotion 1306 01:29:06,674 --> 01:29:09,129 I'm gonna relax It's a new sensation 1307 01:29:09,260 --> 01:29:11,881 I'm gonna go away on a little vacation 1308 01:29:16,684 --> 01:29:18,641 The party's here It's just begun 1309 01:29:18,769 --> 01:29:21,141 So call your friends The night is young 1310 01:29:21,272 --> 01:29:23,763 Crank up the music Play it loud 1311 01:29:23,899 --> 01:29:25,892 Let's all go crazy Let's get down 1312 01:29:26,026 --> 01:29:30,190 Everybody needs a little vacation, a little holiday 1313 01:29:30,698 --> 01:29:35,158 I'm gonna take a little vacation I'm gonna get away 1314 01:29:35,411 --> 01:29:37,818 I'm gonna throw my phone in the big, blue ocean 1315 01:29:37,955 --> 01:29:40,161 I'm gonna kick back with some suntan lotion 1316 01:29:40,291 --> 01:29:42,579 I'm gonna relax It's a new sensation 1317 01:29:42,710 --> 01:29:45,664 I'm gonna go away on a little vacation