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Want to grab that?
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I can't believe it's so crowded.
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School isn't even out yet.
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Maybe we should come back.
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How about never? That sound good?
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A family swim
is a great way to kick off the summer.
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Let's not forget, opening day is free!
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I hate going in there.
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Remember, move fast
and keep your eyes down.
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Sorry. Excuse me.
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Greg!
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I'm going to see if I can get a good spot.
Watch Manny.
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What? But...
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Manny?
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Manny?
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Manny!
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Manny, no!
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Washing my hands.
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No, no, no.
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But I'm so close to getting...
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Summertime is for
real games, not video games. Healthy stuff.
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Like, let's see...
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Swimming?
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Time to sell some C.D.'s.
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Are you kidding?
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Rodrick, you can't play
your music that loud.
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Lenwood?
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Is that Lenwood Heath?
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Mr. Heffley, it's good to see you.
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Mrs. Heffley.
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Hi.
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So... you've changed.
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I've been going to Spag Union Prep School.
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They really turned me around.
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You may remember
I was a bit of a troublemaker.
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Nah.
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You're cleaning all this up! You hear me?
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So, Spag Union, what grade does that start?
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Eighth grade, sir.
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Hey.
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You're going into the eighth grade.
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Cannonball!
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It's good to see you, sir. Ma'am.
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He called me "sir".
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He used to be so cool. Like me.
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Löded Diper.
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Bubby, over here!
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Greg, honey, go help your brother.
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What's so funny?
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I'm peeing!
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Ugh, ugh!
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I have one more week
of school, then it's summer vacation.
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Which sounds great, but for me,
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summer vacation is basically
a three-month guilt trip.
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Just because the weather's nice,
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everyone expects you
to be out all day frolicking.
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La, la, la, la, la
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But the truth is,
I've always been more of an indoor person.
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To me,
the perfect way to spend summer vacation
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is in front of the TV playing video games.
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Unfortunately, my dad's idea of a perfect
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summer is the opposite of mine.
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The real problem is,
me and my dad have nothing in common.
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But as long as I stay one
step ahead of him...
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...I think I have a shot at a fun summer.
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Last day of school!
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I know. It's kind of sad.
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Sad? Are you crazy?
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I'm going to play video games all summer.
It's going to be awesome.
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There's one person I will miss.
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Hey, guys!
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Hi, Holly!
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You'll see her when school starts again.
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In three months?
A lot can happen in three months.
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Hey, Holly. How was your summer?
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Great! I got married.
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You know my husband... Chirag.
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Hello, Gregory.
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Last period of the school year!
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But it is still a school day, so...
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...open Discovering History to chapter 7.
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It's the last day of school.
Like anyone brought their books.
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Classic Greg Heffley.
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I pity him.
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Of course you're not prepared.
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Mr. Draybick, I'd be honored to share my
book with Greg Heffley.
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Fregley claims to
wear a special cologne,
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but everyone knows he just never washes.
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That's great!
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Rowley.
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I need to make a connection
with Holly this summer.
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I'm tired of being...
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... "friends".
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What's wrong with being "friends"?
We're friends.
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I'll get her to sign my yearbook.
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She signs lots of yearbooks.
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But when she signs mine, I'll ask her
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to write her phone number, too.
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Okay!
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The rest of the class is free time.
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Enjoy.
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Hey, Holly.
What are you doing this summer?
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Just regular summer stuff.
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Volunteering at the shelter, building
with Habitat for Humanity...
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...and giving tennis
lessons to little kids.
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What about you?
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He's going to get to
the end of Twisted Wizard 2 this summer!
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If I have time because
of all the other stuff I'm doing.
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Hey, can I sign your yearbook?
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Yeah, sure.
You're only in seventh grade once.
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That's not always true, by the way.
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I think Andy Spitz
has been in seventh grade for four years.
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And... why don't
you write down your phone number, too?
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- Okay.
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- Let's go!
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Bye!
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No!
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Gregory!
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Help me! Help me!
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Would you sign my yearbook?
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Of course!
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Holly, you didn't finish writing...
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Isn't that your brother?
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Löded Diper's
coming to rock a town near you!
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Aw! You're getting your yearbooks signed?
That is so cute.
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What the heck?
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Honey,
Greg was sick on picture day.
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Did you send in
a photo of him for the yearbook?
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Yeah! I remembered!
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That's Heather Hills.
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Get in.
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But I need to finish
signing Greg's yearbook.
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News flash. I don't care.
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Sorry.
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But you didn't...
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So... Heather.
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I'm going on a world tour with my band.
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If you're around,
I could comp you chicks some tickets.
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Let's go.
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Wait! Holly!
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Ahh!
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Ow! Ow!
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She was trying to act cool,
but I know she was into me.
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"Rowley, you are so cute."
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Cute's underlined three times!
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"Stay cool. XOXO, Holly."
What did she write in yours?
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"Have a great summer.
You're such a good... friend."
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"Friend"?
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Oh, man!
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That's the kiss of death. "Friend".
That sucks!
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Despite Rodrick's negative attitude,
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I have very clear goals for the summer.
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One, play video games.
Two, get together with Holly.
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Or three, both at the same time.
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Greg, you're an amazing gamer.
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I know.
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Our neighbors, the Warrens, have
kids that are the outdoorsy type.
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That's okay, but...
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...my dad has this crazy idea
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that physical exercise is normal.
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Those guys are setting a bad example.
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My dad has his eye on me,
so the key to a successful summer...
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... will be to stay one move ahead.
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Those Warren boys
are already up, raring to go.
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Our boys probably
won't even get up till noon.
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I'm sorry. Did you say something?
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What are you doing up?
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It's the first day of vacation.
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Did you think I'd just lie around all day?
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Actually, that's exactly what I thought.
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I can't find Manny's Tingy.
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You know, it's probably time...
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...for him to move on
from that ratty old blanket anyway.
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Manny was given Tingy
right after he was born.
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Back then, Tingy was a fluffy blue blanket.
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But now, it's a couple of pieces of yarn
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held together with raisins and boogers.
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You don't think he cares anymore?
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I'm sure it'll turn up.
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What?
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Look at this garbage.
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My dad and I
don't agree on anything, except for...
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...the comic Li'l Cutie.
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We both hate it.
But we can't stop reading it!
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You're my BFF... Best Father Forever!
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- It's not even a joke!
- I know.
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Can we please focus?
We need to find Manny's Tingy.
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Ohh!
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I'm going to be late for work.
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See you!
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Vacation is on!
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Greg.
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Greg.
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Are you really going
to sit inside all day and play video games?
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- Hey.
- Oh.
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00:15:36,476 --> 00:15:37,507
Hey, Dad.
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Are you... sweating?
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Yeah, I just finished up
some sports... playing.
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Uh-huh.
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00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:47,099
How was your day?
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00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:50,524
Horrible! Manny
still hasn't recovered from losing Tingy.
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Well, maybe it's for the best.
I think he should really move on.
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Tingy!
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Tingy! Oh, my gosh, honey,
you found your blanket!
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This is great, but how
did it end up in the...
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Garbage?
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00:16:05,755 --> 00:16:06,787
Frank?
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Yeah?
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00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,629
You didn't.
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00:16:09,926 --> 00:16:11,041
I didn't...
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...know...
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00:16:13,513 --> 00:16:17,297
...that it meant that much to him anymore.
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How could you?
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- Good morning.
- Morning!
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00:16:30,822 --> 00:16:34,025
Congratulations, player,
all your hard work has paid off.
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00:16:34,409 --> 00:16:37,196
You're now a Level Nine Necromancer!
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00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,786
You played video games all day.
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Me?
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00:16:43,251 --> 00:16:46,205
No. I've been playing sports.
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That's it! No more
video games for the rest of the summer!
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You can't do that!
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00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:55,132
Oh, yeah, I can! I will! I am!
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00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:57,553
I'm unplugging it!
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00:16:57,849 --> 00:17:00,387
Does the DVD or the cable box go into...
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00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:03,057
- Does the DVD player go into the cable...
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You think this is funny?
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00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,815
It's amusing.
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00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:10,897
Well, then how about no video games and...
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...no television for the rest of the summer?
Does that make you laugh?
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Dad, no!
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00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,992
I stopped laughing!
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Ha!
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00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:26,409
Guess who's the laugher now? Me!
I'm the laugher!
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00:17:26,711 --> 00:17:29,381
I'm the laugh ingest laugher
that ever laughed!
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Funny stuff!
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00:17:37,472 --> 00:17:39,761
I'm going to work on my battle diorama.
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00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,089
Frank!
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00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:45,346
What are you doing?
First Tingy, and now Greg's video games?
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00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,521
General Lee isn't going to paint himself.
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00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,182
This is important.
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00:17:50,318 --> 00:17:53,936
You can't take away everything they love
and disappear downstairs.
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00:17:54,322 --> 00:17:57,193
You need to get
to Greg's level and really engage with him.
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Find an activity you both enjoy.
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00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:05,198
What are we going to do,
play Twisted WarlockalL day?
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00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:08,786
I hate to say it,
but we have absolutely nothing in common.
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00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:11,210
What Greg needs is a role model.
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Someone he can look up to.
Sit down and talk with him.
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I do, but he doesn't listen to me.
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00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:21,048
Trust me, hanging out
together is no fun for either of us.
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00:18:23,184 --> 00:18:24,560
You always complain that your father
251
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never spent enough time with you
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when you were young.
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00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:31,313
Now you're doing the same thing.
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Be the father you wish
your father had been.
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00:18:40,952 --> 00:18:42,233
You're right.
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I should put in more time.
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That didn't sound good.
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Rise and shine!
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It's Saturday!
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We get to spend the whole day together!
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00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,425
You know...
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00:19:09,397 --> 00:19:10,856
...it takes a while to get here
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00:19:10,982 --> 00:19:12,357
and it's an effort to get the boat out...
264
00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:14,693
...but this is what it's all about.
265
00:19:14,986 --> 00:19:17,442
You and me, spending
quality time together.
266
00:19:19,407 --> 00:19:21,447
Okay, buddy, hand me some bait.
267
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,038
Well...
268
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,300
...we should think about getting back.
269
00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:46,891
As bad as this was...
270
00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:50,803
...Mom 's idea of
a good summer activity was even worse.
271
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:52,564
I'm so glad...
272
00:19:52,857 --> 00:19:54,980
...you all decided
to become founding members
273
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,233
of the Reading Is Fun Club!
274
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:58,810
So...
275
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,822
...let's share the books you brought.
276
00:20:06,704 --> 00:20:09,160
I'm not so sure these
qualify as literature.
277
00:20:09,457 --> 00:20:12,411
How about I get some real books? Classics.
278
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:14,752
Something to stimulate your minds.
279
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:17,756
I'll be right back!
280
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:23,168
Thank you so much, Gregory,
for making the summer a time...
281
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,012
...to study and write book reports.
282
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,675
You think I want to do this?
My summer's turned into a nightmare.
283
00:20:28,893 --> 00:20:30,518
You should come with me
to the country club!
284
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:33,853
It's really fun
and you get to be outside all day.
285
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:37,775
Ta-da!
286
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:42,027
Let's get this party started! Oh, yeah!
287
00:20:42,365 --> 00:20:43,907
Mmm-hmm.
288
00:20:44,909 --> 00:20:48,444
What do I do? I want to call Holly,
but the number's no good.
289
00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:50,538
Only the last
two numbers are missing.
290
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:54,283
That means there's only
100 different numbers it could be.
291
00:20:54,502 --> 00:20:55,783
I've got it!
292
00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:59,789
I'll call every number
it could be until I get the right one.
293
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,803
Hello? Freggers speaking.
294
00:21:12,937 --> 00:21:14,396
Hello? Pickup or delivery?
295
00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:15,971
This is Brad.
296
00:21:16,107 --> 00:21:17,138
Hello?
297
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,730
This is the coach.
298
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,659
Coach Malone?
299
00:21:28,953 --> 00:21:29,985
Who is this?
300
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:31,747
Don't tell him, Greg.
301
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,664
Greg? Greg who?
302
00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:36,912
Okay, listen up, "Greg".
I don't know who you are...
303
00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:39,418
...but if you call again,
I'll reach through the phone...
304
00:21:40,548 --> 00:21:44,083
So far, this is
shaping up to be the worst summer ever.
305
00:21:50,975 --> 00:21:53,929
Come on!
We'll be late for the Battle of Phillipi!
306
00:21:58,733 --> 00:22:01,604
Dad's really into Civil
War reenactments, which are basically...
307
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:04,026
...a bunch of grown men dressed
308
00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:06,355
as soldiers running around in muddy fields.
309
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:10,276
I didn't get to carry a gun.
I had the honor of being bugle boy.
310
00:22:10,578 --> 00:22:15,205
We re-enactors pride ourselves
on being completely authentic.
311
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:16,781
Ronnie...
312
00:22:17,418 --> 00:22:19,707
...carved his own buttons
out of black rubber.
313
00:22:20,588 --> 00:22:25,381
And Artie... his underwear,
made out of horsehair.
314
00:22:28,596 --> 00:22:30,055
What are you doing?
315
00:22:30,765 --> 00:22:32,722
It's spring, 1861!
316
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:35,473
We're trying to outflank
Porterfield's armies!
317
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:38,053
There's no video games! Come on!
318
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:40,305
Okay, okay.
319
00:22:40,483 --> 00:22:43,235
All right. Now, the deciding factor...
320
00:22:43,611 --> 00:22:45,983
...the reason we win this battle...
321
00:22:46,155 --> 00:22:48,563
is we hold the element of surprise.
322
00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:53,324
No!
323
00:22:53,454 --> 00:22:56,076
No, we need the element of surprise!
324
00:22:56,457 --> 00:22:57,655
That kid ruined everything!
325
00:22:57,834 --> 00:22:59,079
Let's get him!
326
00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:03,462
Where are you going?
327
00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:05,792
It's a reenactment! We won!
328
00:23:30,366 --> 00:23:31,398
Hello?
329
00:23:31,534 --> 00:23:33,990
Hey, Greg. I can't make
it to the book club.
330
00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:37,116
My mom's taking me to the country club.
She said I could invite you.
331
00:23:37,373 --> 00:23:38,654
No, thanks.
332
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,285
Let's crack open Little Women and
see what's up with the girls.
333
00:23:44,672 --> 00:23:46,131
I'll be right over!
334
00:23:50,386 --> 00:23:52,011
We're going to have so much fun!
335
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:53,627
If you say so.
336
00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:56,470
Up!
337
00:23:56,851 --> 00:23:58,476
Up! Up!
338
00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:05,315
Up! Come on!
339
00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:07,817
Davey, you call that a push-up?
340
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,074
Hello, Mrs. Jefferson.
341
00:24:23,252 --> 00:24:24,332
Hi, Amy.
342
00:24:24,879 --> 00:24:25,875
Crowded today?
343
00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:28,206
The nice weather really brought people out.
344
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:34,006
Wow! Amy wasn't kidding!
345
00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:36,346
It is crowded today.
346
00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:41,852
This is crowded?
347
00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:48,859
Care for a smoothie?
348
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:50,517
They bring stuff to you?
349
00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:52,025
Yes, they do.
350
00:24:56,869 --> 00:24:57,949
Yes!
351
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:03,071
Sorry!
352
00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:05,706
I guess I do like being outside...
353
00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:08,211
...when I'm outside at a country club.
354
00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:11,164
It's Holly Hills!
355
00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:12,332
She's always here.
356
00:25:12,593 --> 00:25:13,874
She's a member.
357
00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:17,889
And you didn't think maybe
you should tell me that?
358
00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:21,892
Now it's step... swing... catch it up high.
359
00:25:24,939 --> 00:25:27,893
Bye! And remember, work on your forehand.
360
00:25:29,902 --> 00:25:30,934
Hey, Holly.
361
00:25:31,070 --> 00:25:32,066
Hey, guys!
362
00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:34,653
I thought you were going to call me.
363
00:25:34,949 --> 00:25:38,235
I was going to,
but... then I realized I'd see you here.
364
00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:40,161
So, what are you up to?
365
00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:41,865
I'm helping the tennis coach.
366
00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:44,074
I give lessons to little kids.
367
00:25:44,959 --> 00:25:47,165
That's so weird. We're all about tennis!
368
00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,918
Cool! We should play sometime.
369
00:25:50,214 --> 00:25:52,171
Actually, I've never played...
370
00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:53,925
We'd love to play!
371
00:25:54,635 --> 00:25:56,178
What about tomorrow at eleven?
372
00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:58,095
Eleven's perfect.
373
00:25:58,473 --> 00:25:59,671
See you tomorrow!
374
00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:01,094
Tomorrow it is!
375
00:26:02,810 --> 00:26:05,182
And that's how you improve your summer.
376
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:08,148
La, la, la, la
377
00:26:08,524 --> 00:26:10,066
La, la, la, la, la, la
378
00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:11,432
No, no.
379
00:26:11,819 --> 00:26:14,939
More. More. Oh, come on, Manny!
380
00:26:15,239 --> 00:26:16,354
Hi, Mom.
381
00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:19,278
Wow. Somebody looks like
they actually had fun.
382
00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:20,441
Hello!
383
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:21,776
Hello.
384
00:26:22,246 --> 00:26:23,242
Just the guy I'm looking for.
385
00:26:23,372 --> 00:26:24,452
Me?
386
00:26:24,582 --> 00:26:27,868
My office is offering a summer internship.
387
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:29,793
And I signed you up for it!
388
00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:31,369
What's an internship?
389
00:26:31,547 --> 00:26:32,792
Well...
390
00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:35,878
You'll come to my office every day...
391
00:26:36,177 --> 00:26:39,462
...but you'll have your own responsibilities.
It's like a job.
392
00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:41,388
- Do I get paid?
- No.
393
00:26:41,682 --> 00:26:43,474
You got me a non-paying job?
394
00:26:43,851 --> 00:26:45,808
You can be work buddies!
395
00:26:51,275 --> 00:26:52,390
How long till we go home?
396
00:26:53,194 --> 00:26:55,233
We got here eight minutes ago!
397
00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:02,324
It sounds really great, but...
398
00:27:03,704 --> 00:27:05,662
This is awkward.
399
00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:08,245
It's just that... I already got a job.
400
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,167
What? You got a job?
401
00:27:10,461 --> 00:27:12,917
Yeah! Rowley invited me
to the country club...
402
00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:15,669
...and I saw a "Help Wanted" sign.
403
00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:18,422
I went to the manager and he hired me.
404
00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:21,343
He said he liked my pluck.
405
00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:23,338
Wait.
406
00:27:23,724 --> 00:27:25,516
You actually got a job?
407
00:27:25,893 --> 00:27:29,511
Yeah. But I can call and tell
him I can't if you want me...
408
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:33,349
No, no! That's fantastic!
Can you believe it, Susan?
409
00:27:34,068 --> 00:27:35,349
Our son got himself a job!
410
00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:36,856
I know.
411
00:27:40,491 --> 00:27:43,611
Somebody around here
actually did something.
412
00:27:46,747 --> 00:27:48,206
It's great!
413
00:28:00,386 --> 00:28:03,470
Keeping you down
The new sheriff in town
414
00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:06,515
I'm the man
I'm the man, I'm the man
415
00:28:07,101 --> 00:28:10,850
Don't mess with me, hoss
'Cause I lay down the laws
416
00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:13,732
I'm the man
I'm the man, I'm the man
417
00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:18,728
I think we should tell her
we've never played tennis.
418
00:28:19,113 --> 00:28:21,984
We played Ultimate Tennis
on the Wii, it's the same thing.
419
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:24,113
Hi, guys.
420
00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:25,316
Hi, Holly!
421
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:26,734
Jinx!
422
00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:35,332
Oh, no. What is she doing here?
423
00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:37,245
Should we start with a rally?
424
00:28:37,423 --> 00:28:38,621
What's that?
425
00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:41,760
Oh, Rowley. Can you ever be serious?
426
00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:43,553
They'll let anyone in this place.
427
00:28:44,013 --> 00:28:45,293
That must be why you're here.
428
00:28:45,681 --> 00:28:46,677
Hey!
429
00:28:46,807 --> 00:28:49,927
Let's play doubles.
Patty and me versus you two.
430
00:28:50,186 --> 00:28:51,265
Okay.
431
00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:54,310
I'm gonna kill you!
432
00:29:05,368 --> 00:29:06,363
Hey!
433
00:29:06,494 --> 00:29:07,774
Sorry.
434
00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:10,120
Fifteen, love.
435
00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:13,406
What'd she call me?
436
00:29:14,043 --> 00:29:15,870
Ow!
437
00:29:16,003 --> 00:29:17,034
Yes!
438
00:29:17,672 --> 00:29:19,000
I mean, oops.
439
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,465
- Thirty, love.
440
00:29:21,842 --> 00:29:24,131
Whatever you say... love!
441
00:29:25,012 --> 00:29:26,127
What?
442
00:29:26,722 --> 00:29:28,300
He's a weirdo.
443
00:29:30,184 --> 00:29:32,592
Hey, little girl,
would you like a dance?
444
00:29:32,728 --> 00:29:33,891
Yes!
445
00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:39,481
Hey, little girl,
want a quick romance?
446
00:29:39,610 --> 00:29:43,560
Hey, little girl,
won't you take a chance
447
00:29:44,073 --> 00:29:47,857
And celebrate summer with me
448
00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:52,779
Hey, little chick,
where'd you learn that trick?
449
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:57,533
Hey, don't you know
you got rock and roll?
450
00:29:58,379 --> 00:30:02,246
Hey, little girl,
won't you take a chance
451
00:30:02,883 --> 00:30:04,793
I got it! I got it!
452
00:30:04,927 --> 00:30:06,671
And celebrate summer with me
453
00:30:08,764 --> 00:30:09,796
Oh!
454
00:30:13,394 --> 00:30:16,845
Have either of you
actually played tennis before?
455
00:30:17,231 --> 00:30:19,556
Yeah... Ultimate Tennis on the Wii.
456
00:30:21,235 --> 00:30:23,026
It's not exactly the same thing.
457
00:30:24,071 --> 00:30:25,731
I could give you a few pointers.
458
00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:34,199
You have to follow through. Like this.
459
00:30:39,503 --> 00:30:40,499
Ugh!
460
00:30:40,629 --> 00:30:41,744
We have to go. It's an emergency.
461
00:30:41,964 --> 00:30:43,079
A mega-emergency.
462
00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:46,544
The printer messed
up the invitations for my Sweet Sixteen.
463
00:30:46,802 --> 00:30:48,759
What does that have to do with me?
464
00:30:49,805 --> 00:30:53,423
People have expectations.
Everything has to be perfect!
465
00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:57,061
You'll never understand
what it's like to be pretty.
466
00:30:58,439 --> 00:31:00,063
Can you drive me home later?
467
00:31:00,316 --> 00:31:02,771
Come back for you? No.
It's like ten minutes away!
468
00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:04,610
Now move it or lose it.
469
00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:08,729
Wow!
470
00:31:09,116 --> 00:31:10,397
I know, right?
471
00:31:11,285 --> 00:31:12,910
I'll see you guys later!
472
00:31:14,997 --> 00:31:15,946
Bye!
473
00:31:16,665 --> 00:31:19,121
Not bad for
the first day of my fake job.
474
00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:22,081
Plus, now Dad and I
are both "working men "...
475
00:31:22,671 --> 00:31:23,952
... we get along great.
476
00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:25,916
Happy Fourth of July!
477
00:31:28,511 --> 00:31:32,129
"Li'l Cutie cartoonist
to retire in three months"!
478
00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:34,306
We won't have to read
that garbage anymore!
479
00:31:34,475 --> 00:31:36,432
Good riddance!
480
00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:37,890
Every Fourth of July,
481
00:31:38,020 --> 00:31:41,436
our neighbors, the Warrens,
throw a big party for the whole block.
482
00:31:41,816 --> 00:31:44,770
Mom and Dad make us all go. Which is bad...
483
00:31:45,152 --> 00:31:48,272
...because I've been
a voiding Rodrick's built-in lie detector.
484
00:31:48,531 --> 00:31:49,526
Hey, worker bee.
485
00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:53,275
You know, you having a job
doesn't pass the smell test.
486
00:31:53,661 --> 00:31:55,321
Yes, it does. It totally does!
487
00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:00,829
Here, sweetie.
488
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:01,955
Thanks.
489
00:32:06,173 --> 00:32:08,960
With my boys, it's go, go, go!
490
00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:11,132
I have to wrestle them in every night.
491
00:32:11,679 --> 00:32:13,303
Same with my boys.
492
00:32:13,597 --> 00:32:16,883
They're in my Wilderness
Explorers troop now. They love it!
493
00:32:17,184 --> 00:32:19,971
I loved being in the Wilderness Explorers.
494
00:32:20,604 --> 00:32:22,312
- You did?
- Yeah. Loved it.
495
00:32:22,606 --> 00:32:26,307
That one camping trip
we took as kids, you cried the whole time.
496
00:32:27,194 --> 00:32:30,148
Well, I broke my arm in two places.
497
00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:32,313
Cried the whole time.
498
00:32:32,616 --> 00:32:33,612
Yeah, I...
499
00:32:34,368 --> 00:32:35,483
It hurt.
500
00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:39,321
You know what?
You should join the Wilderness Explorers.
501
00:32:39,957 --> 00:32:41,665
I'm more of an indoor person.
502
00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,239
Exactly. When's the next meeting?
503
00:32:43,544 --> 00:32:45,537
The waiting list for our
troop is a mile long.
504
00:32:45,671 --> 00:32:47,794
Everybody wants to join
the best of the best.
505
00:32:49,383 --> 00:32:52,004
Is that your dog? We grew up with a dog.
506
00:32:52,386 --> 00:32:54,343
Nutty. Frank named him.
507
00:32:54,638 --> 00:32:56,927
You can never be too young
to learn responsibility.
508
00:32:57,057 --> 00:32:58,682
You should get your boys a dog.
509
00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:01,684
Yeah. That's a great idea.
510
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:09,187
I think I'll speak to Dad
about my suspicions.
511
00:33:09,904 --> 00:33:11,279
Do whatever you want.
512
00:33:13,073 --> 00:33:14,354
I will.
513
00:33:17,244 --> 00:33:18,525
Okay! Okay!
514
00:33:20,664 --> 00:33:22,456
I don't really have a job.
515
00:33:22,833 --> 00:33:23,912
Holly Hills is a member,
516
00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:26,119
if I'm at the country club,
I can hang out with her.
517
00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:27,617
I knew it.
518
00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:29,332
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
519
00:33:30,090 --> 00:33:31,466
So is Heather Hills there, too?
520
00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:34,217
- Heather who?
- I want in.
521
00:33:35,095 --> 00:33:37,468
I can't get you in there.
I go as Rowley's guest.
522
00:33:37,765 --> 00:33:39,307
I'll go as your guest.
523
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,593
I can't bring the guest. I am the guest.
524
00:33:41,727 --> 00:33:43,138
There's no guest for the guest.
525
00:33:43,270 --> 00:33:44,301
Mmm...
526
00:33:45,689 --> 00:33:47,848
Things are getting complicated.
527
00:33:47,983 --> 00:33:49,892
But at least something good
came out of the barbecue.
528
00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:51,225
Introducing...
529
00:33:51,946 --> 00:33:54,567
...the new member of the Heffley family!
530
00:33:55,157 --> 00:33:57,316
- Hey, hey!
531
00:33:57,451 --> 00:33:59,076
Oh, Frank.
532
00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:01,161
I wish you'd checked with me first.
533
00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:04,327
I think this is more of a family decision.
534
00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:06,157
Who's a good puppy?
535
00:34:06,293 --> 00:34:07,324
We can call him Shredder!
536
00:34:07,628 --> 00:34:08,624
No.
537
00:34:08,754 --> 00:34:09,750
Rip jaw?
538
00:34:10,130 --> 00:34:12,088
We can call him Sweetie.
539
00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:13,629
Sweetie!
540
00:34:14,051 --> 00:34:15,676
Sweetie, that's a great name!
541
00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:17,250
Yeah. Yeah.
542
00:34:17,972 --> 00:34:20,178
Dad was willing to go
with any name Mom wanted
543
00:34:20,307 --> 00:34:22,514
if it meant
he didn't have to take the dog back.
544
00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:28,261
Sweetie!
545
00:34:29,066 --> 00:34:30,097
Sweetie.
546
00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:31,646
- Oh!
547
00:34:39,493 --> 00:34:41,118
Sweetie! Sweetie!
548
00:34:52,756 --> 00:34:55,045
I always thought
I wanted a dog, but...
549
00:34:55,342 --> 00:34:57,299
...I'm having second thoughts.
550
00:34:58,178 --> 00:35:00,467
All right, ready? Sit. Sit!
551
00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:03,054
Good! Hey, did you see that?
552
00:35:03,350 --> 00:35:04,595
Okay, now shake.
553
00:35:04,727 --> 00:35:06,055
Yoo-hoo!
554
00:35:06,186 --> 00:35:08,309
Shake. Shake.
555
00:35:08,689 --> 00:35:09,887
Here you go.
556
00:35:12,192 --> 00:35:13,651
"Sweaty"?
557
00:35:15,112 --> 00:35:17,484
I'm pretty sure it spells Sweetie, Dad.
558
00:35:21,201 --> 00:35:22,482
Wow.
559
00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:29,995
I love you.
560
00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:39,582
With Sweetie around, I'd hoped
561
00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:42,549
Dad would forget
about joining the Wilderness Explorers.
562
00:35:42,931 --> 00:35:45,719
But Dad connected
with his old troop master.
563
00:35:47,102 --> 00:35:49,059
As your father knows...
564
00:35:49,396 --> 00:35:52,896
...we take our scouting
very seriously in Troop 133.
565
00:35:53,233 --> 00:35:54,229
It's true.
566
00:35:54,443 --> 00:35:57,397
Only the very best
get to be part of this troop.
567
00:35:57,613 --> 00:36:00,068
It's so great to
be back here, Troop Master Barrett!
568
00:36:00,407 --> 00:36:02,483
Now, you boys get yourselves a uniform,
569
00:36:02,659 --> 00:36:04,736
and the first thing you'll do...
570
00:36:05,287 --> 00:36:09,071
...is clean out that musty
old storage locker.
571
00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:11,082
Oh!
572
00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:13,251
Oh, really? Okay.
573
00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:16,706
Dad got more than he bargained for.
574
00:36:16,965 --> 00:36:20,251
But he couldn't wiggle out of
it, that would set a bad example.
575
00:36:20,594 --> 00:36:23,381
Whittling is
the kind of skill you'll need...
576
00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:26,723
...for our upcoming wilderness weekend.
577
00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:32,057
I'm getting splinters.
578
00:36:32,314 --> 00:36:33,595
This is impossible.
579
00:36:36,110 --> 00:36:38,565
I have finished, Troop Master Barrett!
580
00:36:40,989 --> 00:36:43,943
It seems the only break I'll get
this summer is at the country club.
581
00:36:44,618 --> 00:36:47,453
That is, as long as Rodrick
doesn't ruin things.
582
00:36:47,955 --> 00:36:49,366
Hey!
583
00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:53,249
Don't forget about me.
584
00:36:54,169 --> 00:36:55,961
Go around the back!
585
00:37:02,010 --> 00:37:03,291
Marco!
586
00:37:04,179 --> 00:37:05,294
Polo!
587
00:37:06,515 --> 00:37:07,795
Marco!
588
00:37:08,517 --> 00:37:09,762
Polo!
589
00:37:29,037 --> 00:37:30,318
Rodrick?
590
00:37:31,039 --> 00:37:32,154
Rodrick!
591
00:37:32,499 --> 00:37:35,169
Hello, guvnor!
Top of the crumpet to you! Ooh!
592
00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:40,131
Where's the nearest loo, mate?
Mustered up a wee little tinkle!
593
00:37:40,382 --> 00:37:41,841
I don't want to sound like a snob,
594
00:37:42,009 --> 00:37:44,678
but I'm not sure Rodrick
is country club material.
595
00:37:45,053 --> 00:37:46,334
Marco!
596
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:47,795
Polo!
597
00:37:48,056 --> 00:37:50,808
Wow! You can hold your breath
a really long time!
598
00:37:51,059 --> 00:37:52,684
Would you like another smoothie?
599
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,051
No, thanks. Polo!
600
00:37:54,229 --> 00:37:55,688
I'd like to order a few things.
601
00:37:56,064 --> 00:37:57,179
He's not serious.
602
00:37:57,524 --> 00:38:01,308
I'm very serious. Two orders of
fries, vanilla shake extra thick...
603
00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:02,981
...and anything with bacon on it.
604
00:38:03,906 --> 00:38:05,364
Fish out of water!
605
00:38:05,741 --> 00:38:09,026
Finally! I thought I'd never find you!
606
00:38:09,745 --> 00:38:11,025
What's Rodrick doing here?
607
00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:14,201
I got invited! You got a problem?
608
00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:16,326
No! No problem!
609
00:38:18,253 --> 00:38:21,373
Mom is going to kill you!
When did you get a tattoo?
610
00:38:21,715 --> 00:38:24,004
There's a lot you
don't know about me, Greggy.
611
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,844
Having Rodrick
at the country club really made me nervous.
612
00:38:29,097 --> 00:38:31,505
I told him to keep a low profile.
613
00:38:31,683 --> 00:38:34,056
I didn't want to get
fired from my fake job.
614
00:38:34,436 --> 00:38:37,223
But, of course, he didn't listen.
615
00:38:43,946 --> 00:38:45,570
It's Heather Hills time.
616
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,568
Don't go over there.
617
00:38:47,950 --> 00:38:50,571
I'm not. She's coming to me.
618
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,864
Rodrick did have a plan.
619
00:38:54,289 --> 00:38:57,243
Unfortunately, he came up with it himself.
620
00:38:57,793 --> 00:39:01,244
I guess he saw Heather's Lifeguard
outfit and figured she'd be into...
621
00:39:01,588 --> 00:39:03,248
...saving people and stuff.
622
00:39:08,303 --> 00:39:09,335
Cramp!
623
00:39:09,471 --> 00:39:12,757
Excuse me.
What time does the snack bar close?
624
00:39:13,141 --> 00:39:16,261
What am I, a guidebook?
Come back when you're drowning.
625
00:39:16,603 --> 00:39:17,634
Cramp!
626
00:39:19,106 --> 00:39:20,564
There's no need to be mean.
627
00:39:20,816 --> 00:39:23,271
Help! Hey, look, I'm drowning! Hey!
628
00:39:24,319 --> 00:39:27,154
Listen, shrimp, the reason I'm
here in this ridiculous outfit
629
00:39:27,322 --> 00:39:28,900
is to get credit for my
college application.
630
00:39:30,158 --> 00:39:31,617
Oh! I can't...
631
00:39:32,494 --> 00:39:33,609
I'm drowning!
632
00:39:35,330 --> 00:39:36,955
So bounce.
633
00:39:38,166 --> 00:39:40,455
Cramp! Help! Help!
634
00:39:41,169 --> 00:39:42,545
What the...
635
00:39:42,754 --> 00:39:43,750
I got you!
636
00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:44,960
Who are you?
637
00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:46,757
- I don't even know you!
- You're okay.
638
00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:48,800
What is happening?
639
00:39:56,602 --> 00:39:57,800
Ohh!
640
00:40:13,702 --> 00:40:15,410
Guess what?
641
00:40:15,537 --> 00:40:16,818
We're going to the shore this weekend
642
00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:18,319
and my mom said I could invite you!
643
00:40:18,665 --> 00:40:20,574
The boardwalk's awesome.
644
00:40:20,709 --> 00:40:23,282
Go on the Cranium Shaker.
You haven't lived till you've done that.
645
00:40:23,545 --> 00:40:24,826
You should come!
646
00:40:25,172 --> 00:40:28,457
I think most people would agree
I'm a pretty likeable kid...
647
00:40:28,717 --> 00:40:32,168
...but for some reason,
I've never clicked with Mr. Jefferson.
648
00:40:36,892 --> 00:40:38,516
Greg. Honey.
649
00:40:40,562 --> 00:40:43,018
Your father and I
have something to give you.
650
00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:47,306
You've showed us
you're responsible enough to have one.
651
00:40:47,861 --> 00:40:49,142
Your own cell phone.
652
00:40:49,404 --> 00:40:51,527
Are you serious? My own cell phone?
653
00:40:57,371 --> 00:40:58,995
It doesn't have a keypad.
654
00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:02,327
It's a starter phone.
You can call home or 911.
655
00:41:02,584 --> 00:41:04,209
We didn't want to overwhelm you.
656
00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:07,201
Thanks.
657
00:41:10,717 --> 00:41:12,046
Have a good time!
658
00:41:14,596 --> 00:41:15,711
See you.
659
00:41:22,062 --> 00:41:23,686
We're going to the boardwalk!
660
00:41:23,855 --> 00:41:25,515
I can't wait to ride the Cranium Shaker!
661
00:41:25,774 --> 00:41:28,063
The Cranium Shaker?
662
00:41:28,944 --> 00:41:30,355
You're too funny, Greg.
663
00:41:33,073 --> 00:41:34,401
Who wants to sing?
664
00:41:34,783 --> 00:41:35,814
Me!
665
00:41:36,451 --> 00:41:38,859
Five thousand bottles
of milk on the wall
666
00:41:38,995 --> 00:41:40,739
Five thousand bottles of milk
667
00:41:41,123 --> 00:41:43,246
Take one down, pass it around
668
00:41:43,583 --> 00:41:46,703
Four thousand nine hundred ninety-nine
Bottles of milk on the wall
669
00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:57,379
Sixteen bottles of milk on the wall
Sixteen bottles of milk
670
00:41:57,639 --> 00:42:01,933
Take one down, pass it around
Fifteen bottles of milk on the wall
671
00:42:12,446 --> 00:42:14,237
We're so far from the boardwalk.
672
00:42:15,031 --> 00:42:18,317
Oh, yeah! It's much quieter up here!
673
00:42:21,204 --> 00:42:24,988
Why don't
we play "I love you because "?
674
00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:26,156
Yay!
675
00:42:26,293 --> 00:42:27,573
I'll start.
676
00:42:32,799 --> 00:42:34,080
I love you because...
677
00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:37,256
...you're silly and you make me laugh.
678
00:42:39,473 --> 00:42:40,671
My turn.
679
00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:48,521
I love you because...
680
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:52,106
...you help me keep my body clean!
681
00:42:54,571 --> 00:42:55,851
Your turn, Greg.
682
00:43:01,495 --> 00:43:03,452
Land on me, land on me!
683
00:43:13,423 --> 00:43:15,380
I love you because...
684
00:43:17,260 --> 00:43:20,047
...your mustache is... really...
685
00:43:24,434 --> 00:43:26,557
...because...
686
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,398
...because...
687
00:43:34,611 --> 00:43:36,236
...because...
688
00:43:37,697 --> 00:43:39,820
How do you even win this game?
689
00:43:54,548 --> 00:43:56,090
It's awfully crowded here.
690
00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:58,422
It's quieter at the amusement park.
691
00:43:58,718 --> 00:44:00,343
Who wants ice cream?
692
00:44:00,637 --> 00:44:02,262
- Yay! Strawberry!
- Vanilla for me.
693
00:44:02,556 --> 00:44:04,762
Rocky Road! Thanks.
694
00:44:21,074 --> 00:44:23,446
We like to share, it's more fun that way.
695
00:44:25,745 --> 00:44:26,777
Would you like some?
696
00:44:27,581 --> 00:44:28,861
Oh, no, thanks.
697
00:44:29,332 --> 00:44:32,119
I just remembered I'm lactose intolerant.
698
00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:36,791
Meet us back here in exactly one hour.
699
00:44:37,173 --> 00:44:39,296
And no scary rides for you boys.
700
00:44:39,593 --> 00:44:40,624
Got it.
701
00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:46,805
Cranium Shaker, here we come.
702
00:44:47,183 --> 00:44:48,975
But my mom said...
703
00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:00,820
We'll come back later
when the line goes down.
704
00:45:49,913 --> 00:45:51,455
There's no line!
705
00:45:55,835 --> 00:45:59,121
I did promise my mom
we wouldn't go on any scary rides.
706
00:45:59,422 --> 00:46:01,249
But Rodrick says you haven't lived till
707
00:46:01,383 --> 00:46:03,209
you've been on the Cranium Shaker.
708
00:46:03,510 --> 00:46:04,541
Have you been on this ride?
709
00:46:04,678 --> 00:46:05,709
It's way scary.
710
00:46:05,845 --> 00:46:07,470
Did you hear what happened last summer?
711
00:46:08,098 --> 00:46:09,426
My brother knows a guy
712
00:46:09,557 --> 00:46:11,052
whose second cousin's half-brother
713
00:46:11,226 --> 00:46:12,720
went on this ride and got decapitated.
714
00:46:13,019 --> 00:46:14,050
- No way!
- Way.
715
00:46:14,187 --> 00:46:16,808
It's true. I was working the ride that day.
716
00:46:18,274 --> 00:46:22,568
The car came down
and his head... wasn't in it.
717
00:46:27,784 --> 00:46:30,571
When you guys get to the top...
718
00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:34,075
...be sure not to rock
the car back and forth.
719
00:46:34,457 --> 00:46:35,738
That's how...
720
00:47:06,072 --> 00:47:08,029
He said not to rock the car!
721
00:47:08,324 --> 00:47:10,116
Or our heads will be torn off!
722
00:47:12,328 --> 00:47:15,329
Greg, in case we don't make it,
723
00:47:15,457 --> 00:47:16,999
there's something I have to tell you.
724
00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:21,119
One time, I went to the
bathroom and I didn't wash my hands.
725
00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:25,623
One time, I used your
toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe.
726
00:47:26,593 --> 00:47:27,707
Wait. What?
727
00:47:39,105 --> 00:47:41,228
Slow it down, slow it down, slow it down!
728
00:47:42,650 --> 00:47:43,682
Greg!
729
00:47:43,818 --> 00:47:44,850
Rowley!
730
00:47:45,612 --> 00:47:46,643
Greg, Greg!
731
00:47:50,366 --> 00:47:52,443
Please!
732
00:47:56,372 --> 00:47:57,997
Greg! Greg!
733
00:48:10,345 --> 00:48:12,883
You were supposed to meet us an hour ago.
734
00:48:13,014 --> 00:48:14,295
We were searching everywhere.
735
00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:16,099
We were
about to call the police.
736
00:48:17,018 --> 00:48:21,098
We're very disappointed in you, Rowley.
Very disappointed.
737
00:48:27,362 --> 00:48:29,153
They let us off easy!
738
00:48:30,657 --> 00:48:33,942
Why are you upset?
They didn't even yell at us.
739
00:48:34,202 --> 00:48:35,993
They almost yelled.
740
00:48:36,371 --> 00:48:39,491
That was nothing. My parents would
have screamed their heads off.
741
00:48:39,833 --> 00:48:41,291
They're disappointed in me.
742
00:48:41,543 --> 00:48:43,666
Big deal. Better than getting punished.
743
00:48:44,045 --> 00:48:47,331
Maybe for you. You're used to it.
744
00:49:00,353 --> 00:49:02,144
I can't wait to hit the hay.
745
00:49:02,397 --> 00:49:05,018
Hey, where are you going to sleep?
746
00:49:05,733 --> 00:49:09,185
I guess we're bunkmates!
Hope you don't snore.
747
00:49:40,977 --> 00:49:42,934
I can't take this anymore.
748
00:50:21,517 --> 00:50:24,803
"Help. Get me out of here."
749
00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:27,809
"These people are driving me crazy."
750
00:50:35,031 --> 00:50:36,110
Send, send, send!
751
00:50:46,542 --> 00:50:48,500
Good morning, sleepyheads!
752
00:50:48,628 --> 00:50:50,419
Num, num, num, num!
753
00:50:50,546 --> 00:50:53,998
I have nine hundred and forty-nine e-mails?
754
00:50:56,552 --> 00:50:58,841
I need to go to the bathroom.
755
00:50:59,889 --> 00:51:01,846
I have to get out of here!
756
00:51:08,147 --> 00:51:10,769
Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
757
00:51:11,067 --> 00:51:13,854
Please check the number and dial again.
758
00:51:15,238 --> 00:51:16,613
What a piece of junk!
759
00:51:16,906 --> 00:51:20,026
911.
What is the nature of your emergency?
760
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:22,441
Uh...
761
00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:25,370
Hello? Are you hurt?
762
00:51:33,756 --> 00:51:35,796
Do you have anything to tell us, Greg?
763
00:51:36,426 --> 00:51:38,050
- I don't think so.
764
00:51:38,344 --> 00:51:41,215
Anything about,
"These people are driving me crazy"?
765
00:51:48,021 --> 00:51:49,052
Yes, Officers?
766
00:51:49,188 --> 00:51:50,220
He has a knife!
767
00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:54,139
Do not resist!
768
00:51:54,485 --> 00:51:55,517
Give me your hand!
769
00:51:55,945 --> 00:51:57,689
I tried to explain to Rowley's dad
770
00:51:57,864 --> 00:51:59,572
that I didn't mean to call 911...
771
00:51:59,866 --> 00:52:02,986
...but he really
wasn't interested in what I had to say.
772
00:52:03,286 --> 00:52:06,240
You're always
getting into trouble with that Rowley kid.
773
00:52:06,956 --> 00:52:09,412
I'm starting to think he's a bad influence.
774
00:52:16,215 --> 00:52:17,758
Hey, Rowley. How's it going?
775
00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:19,925
Okay, I guess.
776
00:52:20,470 --> 00:52:22,676
So, are we still on for the country club?
777
00:52:22,972 --> 00:52:25,759
Actually... I'm not going
to the country club today.
778
00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:27,590
Why not?
779
00:52:27,810 --> 00:52:30,930
What? Coming, Mom! Got to go!
780
00:52:34,984 --> 00:52:37,440
Ready to get my country club on!
781
00:52:39,238 --> 00:52:42,607
Rowley isn't going
and I can't get in without him.
782
00:52:42,992 --> 00:52:46,444
Okay. Well, you snuck me in.
783
00:52:46,829 --> 00:52:51,123
So instead,
sneak yourself in and then sneak me in.
784
00:52:51,417 --> 00:52:54,703
How? I need Rowley
to get me past the front desk.
785
00:52:55,004 --> 00:52:57,293
Greg! If you don't go to "work"...
786
00:52:57,673 --> 00:52:59,251
... "Dad" will know you don't have a job.
787
00:53:07,350 --> 00:53:10,055
No problem, right?
Remember, you're a Jefferson.
788
00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:13,307
And don't forget to take out the trash.
789
00:53:15,191 --> 00:53:16,222
Hey.
790
00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:20,236
Aren't you going to say hello?
791
00:53:22,698 --> 00:53:23,813
Yes.
792
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,656
How rude of me. Hello.
793
00:53:37,713 --> 00:53:38,828
Hey, Rowley!
794
00:53:40,174 --> 00:53:41,289
- Hey, Greg.
- Cool.
795
00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:43,128
I didn't expect to see you here.
796
00:53:43,386 --> 00:53:47,680
Yeah!
Well, my plans changed.
797
00:53:48,391 --> 00:53:51,511
I changed my... change. I mean...
798
00:53:51,894 --> 00:53:53,970
Maybe I'll catch up with you later?
799
00:53:58,025 --> 00:53:59,306
I don't believe it!
800
00:54:00,069 --> 00:54:03,189
You lied. You never lie!
801
00:54:04,073 --> 00:54:07,027
My parents don't want me
to invite you anymore.
802
00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:10,327
I thought if I lied,
I wouldn't hurt your feelings.
803
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:25,833
Ugh.
804
00:54:37,356 --> 00:54:39,064
That was impressive.
805
00:55:08,930 --> 00:55:10,554
That's pretty high.
806
00:55:10,806 --> 00:55:12,598
Are you talking to yourself?
807
00:55:15,770 --> 00:55:17,264
No. Of course not!
808
00:55:17,605 --> 00:55:20,392
You were. You're talking to
yourself because you're scared.
809
00:55:22,610 --> 00:55:24,899
I'm not scared. That's crazy!
810
00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:28,946
You don't understand
because you're just a little kid.
811
00:55:31,118 --> 00:55:32,399
Then go.
812
00:56:06,821 --> 00:56:08,481
Holly! Where's your sunblock?
813
00:56:12,493 --> 00:56:14,450
- Whoa!
814
00:56:33,180 --> 00:56:34,260
Oh!
815
00:56:40,688 --> 00:56:43,144
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
816
00:56:43,524 --> 00:56:45,849
You see, I'm just a little kid.
817
00:56:50,531 --> 00:56:51,646
Hi, Greg!
818
00:56:54,035 --> 00:56:55,066
Hey, Holly!
819
00:56:55,244 --> 00:56:58,530
Oh, my gosh, it is so hot out.
It's nice to cool off in here.
820
00:56:58,873 --> 00:57:00,332
Yeah, great.
821
00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:03,199
I was going to get ice cream.
Want to join me?
822
00:57:03,753 --> 00:57:05,163
That'd be awesome!
823
00:57:06,213 --> 00:57:08,171
I mean, no.
824
00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:09,836
Another time, maybe.
825
00:57:10,092 --> 00:57:11,884
You sure? It's really good here.
826
00:57:13,387 --> 00:57:17,515
Yeah. I'm trying to lose a couple pounds.
Thanks anyways.
827
00:57:18,726 --> 00:57:19,889
Okay.
828
00:57:35,618 --> 00:57:38,572
I am not the kind of person who
likes skinny dipping...
829
00:57:38,913 --> 00:57:42,863
...but I had no choice but to splash around
all day, avoiding people.
830
00:57:43,125 --> 00:57:45,699
Attention, everybody,
the club will be closing in 10 minutes,
831
00:57:45,836 --> 00:57:47,829
so everyone out of the pool.
832
00:57:52,426 --> 00:57:53,541
Rowley!
833
00:57:54,929 --> 00:57:57,052
Wait! I need help!
834
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:59,217
How can I help you, sir?
835
00:57:59,934 --> 00:58:01,048
Oh...
836
00:58:03,938 --> 00:58:05,266
Could you pass me those?
837
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:07,472
These?
838
00:58:29,296 --> 00:58:30,755
Oh, my gosh!
839
00:58:31,132 --> 00:58:32,756
You loser!
840
00:58:42,810 --> 00:58:44,933
I'm pretty sure
that was the first and
841
00:58:45,104 --> 00:58:47,262
last time I'll ever go on the high dive.
842
00:58:48,482 --> 00:58:52,646
Unfortunately, with all the
excitement, I forgot about Rodrick.
843
00:58:57,992 --> 00:58:59,106
Rodrick?
844
00:59:01,036 --> 00:59:02,317
Rodrick!
845
00:59:05,833 --> 00:59:06,864
Rodrick!
846
00:59:07,334 --> 00:59:08,414
Ugh!
847
00:59:08,544 --> 00:59:10,335
Why are you hugging me when Mom
848
00:59:10,463 --> 00:59:11,838
isn't here to see it? Get off me!
849
00:59:11,964 --> 00:59:13,043
Where have you been?
850
00:59:13,924 --> 00:59:16,083
Things might
be getting harder at the country club,
851
00:59:16,343 --> 00:59:18,834
but my fake job
made things much easier with Dad.
852
00:59:19,180 --> 00:59:20,460
Oh, brother.
853
00:59:22,224 --> 00:59:25,973
Daddy, can you make my hiccups hic down?
854
00:59:26,228 --> 00:59:28,517
I have to pick up Manny from his play date.
855
00:59:28,689 --> 00:59:31,014
We'll have dinner when I get back.
856
00:59:37,698 --> 00:59:38,813
Dad?
857
00:59:41,202 --> 00:59:42,233
Oh, no.
858
00:59:43,746 --> 00:59:45,822
I'm already in enough trouble.
859
00:59:46,874 --> 00:59:49,032
If that dog does anything to Tingy...
860
00:59:49,376 --> 00:59:50,657
Slow.
861
00:59:52,046 --> 00:59:53,160
Go.
862
01:00:03,057 --> 01:00:05,382
Good Sweetie.
863
01:00:06,227 --> 01:00:08,682
Who's a good boy?
864
01:00:10,064 --> 01:00:13,018
Who's going to give Tingy to Daddy?
865
01:00:13,567 --> 01:00:15,192
You are.
866
01:00:16,445 --> 01:00:17,726
You are!
867
01:00:18,906 --> 01:00:20,697
Come on, come on!
868
01:00:21,116 --> 01:00:22,908
Go that way, go that way!
869
01:00:41,637 --> 01:00:43,048
I have an idea.
870
01:00:47,768 --> 01:00:48,799
Here, Sweetie.
871
01:00:49,103 --> 01:00:51,392
Good idea. Good thinking!
872
01:00:54,817 --> 01:00:55,848
Oh, good.
873
01:00:55,985 --> 01:00:57,064
Come on, Sweetie.
874
01:00:57,278 --> 01:00:59,401
Good, good, good, good.
875
01:01:01,282 --> 01:01:02,313
Ha!
876
01:01:02,449 --> 01:01:03,730
I got it!
877
01:01:04,118 --> 01:01:05,398
Don't let him have that.
878
01:01:06,537 --> 01:01:07,616
Sweetie!
879
01:01:07,788 --> 01:01:09,994
Don't let him have that! Don't eat that!
880
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,042
Oh.
881
01:01:29,643 --> 01:01:32,099
Is that... dog spit?
882
01:01:32,563 --> 01:01:35,350
How could there be so much?
883
01:01:37,234 --> 01:01:38,265
- Susan!
- Mom!
884
01:01:38,485 --> 01:01:41,854
You go clean the house.
I'll clean the roast! Go!
885
01:01:49,663 --> 01:01:51,870
You boys barely touched your pot roast.
886
01:01:52,666 --> 01:01:55,288
Are you kidding? I'm stuffed.
887
01:01:55,586 --> 01:01:57,543
I filled up on vegetables.
888
01:01:57,838 --> 01:01:59,463
More for us, then.
889
01:02:02,843 --> 01:02:05,714
I don't know what you did different...
890
01:02:06,013 --> 01:02:09,797
...but this pot roast is unbelievable.
891
01:02:12,186 --> 01:02:13,466
Chef's secret.
892
01:02:16,023 --> 01:02:17,138
Great.
893
01:02:17,441 --> 01:02:18,721
And juicier!
894
01:02:32,206 --> 01:02:33,486
And you are?
895
01:02:38,712 --> 01:02:40,337
I'm Roland Gropper.
896
01:02:40,714 --> 01:02:42,090
Have a nice day, Roland.
897
01:02:44,802 --> 01:02:46,426
Okay, you told one lie.
898
01:02:47,054 --> 01:02:50,257
I can accept that.
But this is getting out of control.
899
01:02:50,391 --> 01:02:51,671
I think you have a lying problem.
900
01:02:51,976 --> 01:02:56,269
I didn't lie about coming to the club today!
We didn't even talk today.
901
01:02:56,897 --> 01:03:00,348
And how do you
keep getting in here without me?
902
01:03:00,734 --> 01:03:02,526
Wait. You're not a member?
903
01:03:02,820 --> 01:03:04,859
Anyone want a smoothie?
904
01:03:05,322 --> 01:03:08,608
I don't care whether you're a member...
but why sneak in?
905
01:03:11,161 --> 01:03:13,201
I wanted to hang out with you.
906
01:03:13,497 --> 01:03:16,202
I gave you my phone number.
Why not just call me?
907
01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:19,121
I tried, but I only had
half the number, and...
908
01:03:19,420 --> 01:03:22,041
I'm freaking out!
The D.J. for my Sweet Sixteen canceled...
909
01:03:22,339 --> 01:03:25,791
...so he can fly to Africa
to help build a hospital. What a jerk!
910
01:03:26,093 --> 01:03:28,465
Now what do I do for music? Whistle?
911
01:03:29,179 --> 01:03:30,211
What about live music?
912
01:03:31,682 --> 01:03:33,141
Do you know the band Löded Diper?
913
01:03:33,934 --> 01:03:35,215
Ew. That's a gross name.
914
01:03:35,519 --> 01:03:37,310
Live music would be really cool!
915
01:03:37,438 --> 01:03:40,308
You'd be the first at our
school to have a real band.
916
01:03:41,358 --> 01:03:42,473
That's true.
917
01:03:42,776 --> 01:03:45,813
They're just
coming off a world tour and are in town.
918
01:03:46,113 --> 01:03:48,485
I could get them to come as a favor for me.
919
01:03:48,782 --> 01:03:50,063
What kind of music do they play?
920
01:03:50,367 --> 01:03:52,739
Anything! They can play anything.
921
01:04:03,547 --> 01:04:04,578
Hey!
922
01:04:05,299 --> 01:04:06,330
Where were you?
923
01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:09,337
Rodrick, you are going to owe
me the rest of your life.
924
01:04:10,137 --> 01:04:12,924
I got Löded Diper a gig...
925
01:04:13,307 --> 01:04:16,012
...playing at Heather Hills' Sweet Sixteen.
926
01:04:17,311 --> 01:04:18,425
Really?
927
01:04:35,829 --> 01:04:37,786
Löded Diper activate.
928
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,542
- You have her favorite song.
- Song, check.
929
01:04:41,835 --> 01:04:43,460
- She wants you in tuxes.
- Tuxes, check.
930
01:04:43,754 --> 01:04:45,201
You're ignoring
everything I'm saying, aren't you?
931
01:04:45,297 --> 01:04:46,412
Ignoring you, check.
932
01:04:46,673 --> 01:04:50,541
Don't worry, little bro.
It's going to be a good show. The best.
933
01:04:55,766 --> 01:04:59,716
Rowley! What are you doing next week?
Löded Diper needs roadies!
934
01:05:00,020 --> 01:05:02,143
How can you
stand to be near me when I lied?
935
01:05:02,773 --> 01:05:04,053
- What?
- I'm a liar.
936
01:05:04,358 --> 01:05:06,647
You can never trust me again.
937
01:05:06,777 --> 01:05:08,734
The sacred bond of our
friendship is broken.
938
01:05:09,029 --> 01:05:12,730
Rowley, I get it.
You didn't want to hurt my feelings.
939
01:05:14,034 --> 01:05:17,237
And I didn't mean to
get you in trouble with the Cranium Shaker.
940
01:05:17,704 --> 01:05:19,163
That's all right.
941
01:05:19,540 --> 01:05:23,668
It was actually pretty fun.
Now we can say we've really lived.
942
01:05:23,961 --> 01:05:26,416
So what about the gig?
943
01:05:26,713 --> 01:05:28,172
I've always wanted to be a roadie!
944
01:05:36,390 --> 01:05:38,181
Rise and shine, buddy!
945
01:05:38,892 --> 01:05:40,684
Don't want to be late for work.
946
01:05:40,978 --> 01:05:44,347
I'll drop you off at
the way to the office, okay?
947
01:05:45,149 --> 01:05:47,188
Now Holly knows I'm not a member,
948
01:05:47,359 --> 01:05:49,435
there's no reason
to sneak into the country club.
949
01:05:49,736 --> 01:05:51,776
But if my dad finds out I don't really have
950
01:05:51,947 --> 01:05:54,023
a job, my life won't be worth living.
951
01:05:54,408 --> 01:05:55,522
Thanks, Dad.
952
01:05:59,413 --> 01:06:02,829
I'm even
considering telling him I got downsized.
953
01:06:02,958 --> 01:06:04,073
Hey.
954
01:06:06,587 --> 01:06:08,378
But I don't think he'll like it.
955
01:06:09,089 --> 01:06:10,880
The thing is, I'm using...
956
01:06:11,175 --> 01:06:14,460
...so many identities,
I'm having trouble keeping track of them.
957
01:06:14,761 --> 01:06:16,719
This bill is five times the normal amount.
958
01:06:17,097 --> 01:06:18,378
I'm sorry, Mr. Jefferson,
959
01:06:18,557 --> 01:06:22,056
but your son has been
ordering a lot of smoothies this month.
960
01:06:22,436 --> 01:06:24,227
There he is now.
961
01:06:24,855 --> 01:06:26,135
That is not my son.
962
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:28,064
Of course. That's Roland Gropper.
963
01:06:28,358 --> 01:06:29,639
Good morning, Arthur!
964
01:06:29,943 --> 01:06:31,224
Hey, Rowley!
965
01:06:31,612 --> 01:06:34,399
Rowley! My man! What's up?
966
01:06:36,783 --> 01:06:39,072
Hey! You forgot your sunblock.
967
01:06:40,621 --> 01:06:41,652
Frank Heffley.
968
01:06:42,956 --> 01:06:45,578
Your son racked up
a lot of charges on my account.
969
01:06:45,876 --> 01:06:48,165
What? He works here. Tell him.
970
01:06:48,462 --> 01:06:51,997
There must be some mistake.
We don't employ minors.
971
01:07:02,893 --> 01:07:04,268
Do you not work here?
972
01:07:07,314 --> 01:07:08,773
Maybe not.
973
01:07:30,504 --> 01:07:33,955
$260 worth of smoothies?
What were you thinking?
974
01:07:35,175 --> 01:07:37,796
I didn't know
you get charged for what you order.
975
01:07:42,683 --> 01:07:43,714
I'll pay.
976
01:07:44,017 --> 01:07:45,048
Very good, sir.
977
01:08:04,788 --> 01:08:08,655
Aren't you going to yell at me?
Aren't you mad?
978
01:08:11,211 --> 01:08:12,326
No.
979
01:08:14,381 --> 01:08:16,670
I'm just disappointed.
980
01:08:24,224 --> 01:08:25,505
We've got some serious trouble.
981
01:08:25,767 --> 01:08:27,724
Not you. Me.
982
01:08:28,061 --> 01:08:29,342
Yeah, mostly you.
983
01:08:29,730 --> 01:08:31,687
Look what I found in the mail.
984
01:08:39,239 --> 01:08:41,113
Welcome, prospective parents,
985
01:08:41,241 --> 01:08:43,399
to Spag Union Preparatory School.
986
01:08:43,785 --> 01:08:47,569
Through these gates is a world in which
your boy will learn to thrive.
987
01:08:47,914 --> 01:08:51,746
Here we will impress upon him our
three cornerstones to success:
988
01:08:52,085 --> 01:08:56,546
Intensive study, physical exercise,
and, of course, discipline.
989
01:08:57,257 --> 01:08:58,538
I used to play video games.
990
01:08:59,426 --> 01:09:02,925
I was playing all the time...
sometimes two hours a day.
991
01:09:03,263 --> 01:09:06,549
I'd lie to my parents
and tell them I was studying when...
992
01:09:06,933 --> 01:09:10,267
...really, I'd sneak to the
mall to hang out with my friends.
993
01:09:10,604 --> 01:09:13,391
My parents sent me to Spag Union.
994
01:09:13,774 --> 01:09:15,600
My parents sent me to Spag Union.
995
01:09:15,984 --> 01:09:18,440
I don't waste my time
with video games anymore.
996
01:09:18,779 --> 01:09:20,652
Spag Union taught me there's more
997
01:09:20,822 --> 01:09:22,731
adventure to be found in a good book.
998
01:09:25,827 --> 01:09:27,217
I don't lie
about where I am anymore.
999
01:09:28,330 --> 01:09:29,990
Thanks to Spag Union
1000
01:09:30,123 --> 01:09:33,290
and the tracking
device around my ankle, my parents know...
1001
01:09:33,627 --> 01:09:35,251
... where I am 24/7.
1002
01:09:35,504 --> 01:09:37,911
Spag Union,
turning irresponsible
1003
01:09:38,090 --> 01:09:40,462
little boys into men since 1925.
1004
01:09:40,801 --> 01:09:42,425
Spag Union!
1005
01:09:43,011 --> 01:09:44,589
They're going to send you there.
1006
01:09:45,180 --> 01:09:46,805
I really messed up.
1007
01:09:47,682 --> 01:09:48,762
What do I do?
1008
01:09:49,684 --> 01:09:50,764
Wilderness weekend!
1009
01:09:50,936 --> 01:09:54,269
You have 48 hours to
prove to Dad you don't need Spag Union.
1010
01:09:54,856 --> 01:09:55,936
How?
1011
01:09:56,817 --> 01:10:00,945
By being the all-time
best Wilderness Explorer there ever was.
1012
01:10:04,324 --> 01:10:07,942
You can't go to Spag Union!
I don't want to go to school without you!
1013
01:10:08,995 --> 01:10:10,953
It's not really my choice.
1014
01:10:11,415 --> 01:10:16,622
Hello to the end
of the beginning of it all
1015
01:10:17,254 --> 01:10:22,129
Summer takes a fall
It's winner take it all
1016
01:10:22,968 --> 01:10:27,511
And if you are not understood
I understand
1017
01:10:31,226 --> 01:10:36,433
Goodbye to the days that
we filled with make believe
1018
01:10:37,107 --> 01:10:41,983
As far as we could see
Possibility
1019
01:10:42,654 --> 01:10:46,983
We dreamed of all the things
we thought we'd
1020
01:10:47,659 --> 01:10:50,660
Never do.
1021
01:10:56,042 --> 01:10:58,664
You got it? Is it solid?
1022
01:10:59,254 --> 01:11:00,285
Yes, sir!
1023
01:11:02,257 --> 01:11:03,288
"Sir"?
1024
01:11:12,225 --> 01:11:13,719
What are you doing?
1025
01:11:14,561 --> 01:11:16,352
This is where my troops set up!
1026
01:11:16,605 --> 01:11:19,226
Come on, Stan. There's
plenty of good sites.
1027
01:11:19,566 --> 01:11:22,353
Give me a break. You don't know the
first thing about camping.
1028
01:11:22,736 --> 01:11:24,942
You know the rules,
Stan. Whoever gets
1029
01:11:25,113 --> 01:11:27,355
here first gets the pick of the campsites.
1030
01:11:27,616 --> 01:11:31,067
The best way to
lay claim to a camp is to put tents on it.
1031
01:11:33,413 --> 01:11:35,702
Explorers! Install camp!
1032
01:11:36,249 --> 01:11:37,874
Hey, wait. Wait!
1033
01:11:38,627 --> 01:11:41,248
Here, come on, come on, come on!
1034
01:11:41,755 --> 01:11:42,869
Hold it up!
1035
01:11:43,131 --> 01:11:44,162
- Put it on!
- I'm trying!
1036
01:11:44,424 --> 01:11:45,883
Not here, over there!
1037
01:11:51,598 --> 01:11:53,555
Move! Get the front!
1038
01:12:13,620 --> 01:12:16,953
Sorry, Frank.
Doesn't look like there's any room...
1039
01:12:17,290 --> 01:12:21,288
...for troops here,
but there's still plenty of good sites.
1040
01:12:24,297 --> 01:12:29,090
Yeah, it's mighty convenient
being so close to the bathrooms.
1041
01:12:39,354 --> 01:12:42,106
You all know the story
of the muddy hand, don't you?
1042
01:12:43,483 --> 01:12:46,270
It was a dark and stormy
night, like this one.
1043
01:12:46,653 --> 01:12:47,933
It is not stormy.
1044
01:12:48,196 --> 01:12:51,945
In these very woods,
an old woodsman, a kindly soul...
1045
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:53,992
...was chopping wood in the rain for
1046
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:55,987
a group of Wilderness Explorers.
1047
01:12:56,454 --> 01:12:57,486
So what happened?
1048
01:12:57,622 --> 01:12:58,701
Nothing.
1049
01:12:58,832 --> 01:13:00,326
If you consider the old woodsman
1050
01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:02,665
chopping off his own hand was nothing!
1051
01:13:03,378 --> 01:13:04,956
Didn't the Wilderness Explorers help him?
1052
01:13:05,088 --> 01:13:06,119
No.
1053
01:13:06,256 --> 01:13:08,213
They got scared and ran away.
1054
01:13:08,383 --> 01:13:09,462
Why would they do that?
1055
01:13:09,718 --> 01:13:12,006
Back at camp, the boys got to talking.
1056
01:13:12,679 --> 01:13:15,549
They decided that
they should have helped the old woodsman
1057
01:13:15,682 --> 01:13:17,306
because he was helping them.
1058
01:13:17,684 --> 01:13:21,516
But when they got
back to his cottage, his body was gone!
1059
01:13:21,896 --> 01:13:22,928
Gone?
1060
01:13:23,064 --> 01:13:24,689
All that was left...
1061
01:13:25,025 --> 01:13:26,649
...was his hand!
1062
01:13:26,901 --> 01:13:28,645
I don't like this story.
1063
01:13:29,029 --> 01:13:32,813
Not one of those boys was ever seen again.
1064
01:13:33,199 --> 01:13:35,406
The only clue to what happened was
1065
01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:37,819
a muddy handprint on the side of the tent.
1066
01:13:38,705 --> 01:13:40,532
They say the muddy hand
is still out there...
1067
01:13:41,541 --> 01:13:44,210
...looking for more Wilderness Explorers...
1068
01:13:45,211 --> 01:13:46,243
...and...
1069
01:13:46,671 --> 01:13:48,000
...revenge!
1070
01:13:50,050 --> 01:13:51,330
I don't buy it.
1071
01:13:51,885 --> 01:13:53,842
How can a hand move by itself?
1072
01:13:58,933 --> 01:14:02,219
I remember
"The Muddy Hand" from when I was a boy.
1073
01:14:02,562 --> 01:14:05,183
You can't beat the classics.
1074
01:14:05,565 --> 01:14:08,519
Okay! Bedtime, everyone.
1075
01:14:17,702 --> 01:14:18,983
Muddy hand!
1076
01:14:20,872 --> 01:14:22,152
Why'd you do that?
1077
01:14:22,457 --> 01:14:24,865
- Do what?
- Hit me in the hand with a mallet!
1078
01:14:25,210 --> 01:14:28,329
- Me?
- Yeah, you, with the mallet in your hand!
1079
01:14:30,215 --> 01:14:32,373
I can't stop making you mad at me.
1080
01:14:33,051 --> 01:14:34,331
If you...
1081
01:14:38,390 --> 01:14:39,848
Why am I mad?
1082
01:14:41,101 --> 01:14:42,844
Because I keep messing up.
1083
01:14:44,229 --> 01:14:48,013
Look, everybody messes up. Even me.
1084
01:14:50,235 --> 01:14:52,856
But I'm not afraid to admit it when I do.
1085
01:14:57,075 --> 01:14:59,032
Just go to sleep.
1086
01:15:25,770 --> 01:15:28,142
I hear
at Spag Union, you have to call
1087
01:15:28,314 --> 01:15:30,722
the teachers "sir", even the ladies!
1088
01:15:35,321 --> 01:15:36,946
Did you see their tents?
1089
01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:41,190
They weren't even arranged in formation!
What a bunch of losers.
1090
01:15:41,619 --> 01:15:45,403
Come on, son.
A troop is only as good as its leader.
1091
01:15:45,790 --> 01:15:49,290
Any troop that would let Frank
Heffley be Assistant Troop Master
1092
01:15:49,419 --> 01:15:50,450
is bound to be weak.
1093
01:15:51,504 --> 01:15:53,129
There are two types of people in the world.
1094
01:15:53,798 --> 01:15:54,829
Predators...
1095
01:15:55,133 --> 01:15:56,413
...and prey.
1096
01:15:56,968 --> 01:15:59,922
Frank Heffley is a wounded gazelle.
1097
01:16:03,475 --> 01:16:05,763
I'll show them what Heffleys can do.
1098
01:16:06,019 --> 01:16:09,602
Don't make things worse.
You'll end up at Spag Union for sure.
1099
01:16:09,856 --> 01:16:13,474
Only if we get caught. And I have a plan.
1100
01:16:17,655 --> 01:16:19,613
This is campsite 42.
1101
01:16:19,991 --> 01:16:21,616
This "X" is Stan Warren's tent.
1102
01:16:21,993 --> 01:16:23,736
We wait till they're not looking and
1103
01:16:23,912 --> 01:16:25,655
weave a web between these trees.
1104
01:16:25,997 --> 01:16:27,954
Then we make the web super-sticky.
1105
01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:32,282
Then we get some
ants and put them in their sleeping bags.
1106
01:16:32,670 --> 01:16:34,330
When they get into their bunks,
1107
01:16:34,506 --> 01:16:36,166
the ants will drive them crazy!
1108
01:16:36,508 --> 01:16:38,749
They'll come running out and get stuck in
1109
01:16:38,927 --> 01:16:41,168
the web like flies. Revenge will be ours.
1110
01:16:47,227 --> 01:16:48,341
What are you doing?
1111
01:16:48,686 --> 01:16:51,640
I've been ensnared by my own handiwork.
1112
01:16:58,071 --> 01:16:59,102
Here are the ants.
1113
01:16:59,364 --> 01:17:01,191
I'll signal you if anything happens.
1114
01:17:01,699 --> 01:17:03,324
Hoot-hoot! Hoot-hoot!
1115
01:17:03,701 --> 01:17:04,982
Come on.
1116
01:17:26,891 --> 01:17:29,429
A refrigerator? Ready-made meals?
1117
01:17:30,228 --> 01:17:31,259
A TV?
1118
01:17:32,397 --> 01:17:34,021
This isn't camping!
1119
01:17:34,399 --> 01:17:36,687
Hoot-hoot! Hoot-hoot!
1120
01:17:45,159 --> 01:17:47,117
Good-bye, Gregory. You will always
1121
01:17:47,328 --> 01:17:49,285
be remembered for your bravery.
1122
01:17:55,587 --> 01:17:57,211
Raccoons.
1123
01:17:57,630 --> 01:17:58,661
Hmm.
1124
01:17:59,591 --> 01:18:00,871
Okay.
1125
01:18:01,426 --> 01:18:03,217
Where are you?
1126
01:18:04,429 --> 01:18:05,887
Hey, little guy!
1127
01:18:06,180 --> 01:18:08,885
Daddy needs a new fur hat!
1128
01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:11,888
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
1129
01:18:15,857 --> 01:18:17,399
Who's there? Show yourself!
1130
01:18:25,658 --> 01:18:26,689
- Whoa!
- Ahh!
1131
01:18:26,826 --> 01:18:28,154
Ahh! No!
1132
01:18:31,039 --> 01:18:33,577
Someone from your troop
violated our campsite.
1133
01:18:33,958 --> 01:18:36,081
That was a thousand dollar tent!
1134
01:18:38,796 --> 01:18:40,919
Okay, what happened?
1135
01:18:48,973 --> 01:18:50,004
I did it.
1136
01:18:50,183 --> 01:18:51,463
Greg, no!
1137
01:18:52,477 --> 01:18:53,591
Dad.
1138
01:18:54,312 --> 01:18:55,936
It was my idea.
1139
01:18:56,731 --> 01:18:59,352
I can't let them take the fall for me.
1140
01:19:00,735 --> 01:19:02,692
We didn't mean to burn up the tent.
1141
01:19:03,321 --> 01:19:04,601
No, but...
1142
01:19:04,906 --> 01:19:06,186
...we did.
1143
01:19:09,994 --> 01:19:12,201
Greg was only defending your honor!
1144
01:19:12,497 --> 01:19:14,288
Mr. Warren disrespected you.
1145
01:19:14,582 --> 01:19:16,705
He called you a wounded gazelle.
1146
01:19:17,001 --> 01:19:18,412
Your boy should be expelled.
1147
01:19:18,544 --> 01:19:21,118
He's a disgrace to
every Wilderness Explorer...
1148
01:19:21,506 --> 01:19:24,293
Shut up, Stan! Just shut up!
1149
01:19:26,010 --> 01:19:27,635
Hey, what is that?
1150
01:19:29,847 --> 01:19:32,220
A store-bought s'mores maker?
1151
01:19:32,517 --> 01:19:33,715
A TV?
1152
01:19:34,018 --> 01:19:35,643
Pre-tied knots?
1153
01:19:36,354 --> 01:19:37,978
Stan, you're a phony!
1154
01:19:38,272 --> 01:19:39,980
So much for the big camper.
1155
01:19:40,274 --> 01:19:43,560
I'm going to report this
to the Wilderness Committee.
1156
01:19:43,861 --> 01:19:46,815
We'll see who looks ridiculous then, huh?
1157
01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:50,398
From what I hear,
1158
01:19:50,535 --> 01:19:52,243
Mr. Warren was completely abandoned
1159
01:19:52,453 --> 01:19:54,161
by his Wilderness Explorer troop.
1160
01:19:55,540 --> 01:19:59,324
These days, he runs a badminton
league for kindergarteners.
1161
01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:04,505
Let's get out of here.
1162
01:20:07,719 --> 01:20:09,676
I have a confession to make.
1163
01:20:10,054 --> 01:20:11,679
I hate camping.
1164
01:20:13,224 --> 01:20:17,008
I don't understand
what's so great about sleeping in a bag.
1165
01:20:17,311 --> 01:20:19,019
Like being in a bag isn't bad enough,
1166
01:20:19,188 --> 01:20:20,932
you have to lie in the dirt, too!
1167
01:20:21,232 --> 01:20:22,857
I know. It's crazy!
1168
01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:24,431
Beds were invented for a reason.
1169
01:20:24,736 --> 01:20:28,685
Yeah. And roofs. And walls. And bathrooms.
1170
01:20:29,407 --> 01:20:31,530
Pizza delivery places.
1171
01:20:38,082 --> 01:20:39,363
Hey, look at me.
1172
01:20:43,004 --> 01:20:45,043
I'm not sending you to Spag Union.
1173
01:20:47,925 --> 01:20:50,381
You know what my grandpa used to say?
1174
01:20:54,682 --> 01:20:57,303
"A man who never made a mistake..."
1175
01:20:57,935 --> 01:20:59,727
"...never made anything."
1176
01:21:01,773 --> 01:21:03,231
The trick is...
1177
01:21:03,524 --> 01:21:06,062
...to be responsible and
learn from your mistakes.
1178
01:21:07,612 --> 01:21:09,569
And you can do that.
1179
01:21:10,615 --> 01:21:12,987
You're a really great kid, Greg.
1180
01:21:14,786 --> 01:21:18,914
And I'm not just
saying that because we're a lot alike.
1181
01:21:24,128 --> 01:21:26,121
Comic strip fans all over the country are
1182
01:21:26,297 --> 01:21:28,337
rejoicing at the news that the beloved...
1183
01:21:28,633 --> 01:21:30,424
...Li'l Cutie will continue.
1184
01:21:30,718 --> 01:21:34,087
The son of cartoonist Bob Post
is taking over for his father...
1185
01:21:34,472 --> 01:21:35,847
...and says he is looking forward to
1186
01:21:36,057 --> 01:21:37,468
continuing Li'l Cutie's adventures
1187
01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:39,391
for generations to come.
1188
01:21:39,727 --> 01:21:41,387
It can't be happening!
1189
01:21:41,562 --> 01:21:43,270
We'll never get rid of that garbage!
1190
01:21:43,981 --> 01:21:46,270
Oh, golly.
1191
01:21:46,651 --> 01:21:48,608
I have to say, I didn't expect
1192
01:21:48,778 --> 01:21:50,770
the Wilderness weekend
to work out so well.
1193
01:21:51,155 --> 01:21:53,611
Now all I have to worry about is
getting through Löded Diper's gig
1194
01:21:53,741 --> 01:21:55,781
without looking like an idiot.
1195
01:22:03,918 --> 01:22:05,198
You're on in 30 minutes.
1196
01:22:05,503 --> 01:22:07,626
Relax! My brother was working on
1197
01:22:07,797 --> 01:22:09,955
the pyrotechnics all day,
it's gonna kick butt.
1198
01:22:10,258 --> 01:22:12,630
Wait. What does your brother do?
1199
01:22:12,927 --> 01:22:14,207
He's a demolition expert.
1200
01:22:14,512 --> 01:22:19,138
Leave the rocking to us, okay?
It's what we do.
1201
01:22:19,433 --> 01:22:20,714
Now get to work, roadies.
1202
01:22:26,023 --> 01:22:28,561
Wow. Is that
supposed to be Heather?
1203
01:22:30,069 --> 01:22:31,100
Weird.
1204
01:22:31,529 --> 01:22:33,153
This is amazing!
1205
01:22:34,198 --> 01:22:36,321
There's even a chocolate fountain!
1206
01:22:40,454 --> 01:22:43,076
What are you doing? You two are roadies.
1207
01:22:43,624 --> 01:22:47,574
Which means you're employees.
No chocolate fountain for employees.
1208
01:22:48,212 --> 01:22:49,588
These guys are my friends.
1209
01:22:49,881 --> 01:22:51,161
Wow, Holly.
1210
01:22:51,716 --> 01:22:55,001
Wow. You've managed to
take my Sweet Sixteen...
1211
01:22:55,386 --> 01:22:57,011
...and make it all about you.
1212
01:22:57,471 --> 01:22:58,503
So selfish!
1213
01:22:58,639 --> 01:22:59,718
So selfish!
1214
01:23:00,892 --> 01:23:02,931
Listen, midgets, the only reason you're
1215
01:23:03,144 --> 01:23:05,183
here is 'cause I was forced to invite you.
1216
01:23:05,563 --> 01:23:08,184
So stay out of my eye-line! ¿Comprende?
1217
01:23:12,486 --> 01:23:13,601
She's into drama.
1218
01:23:13,905 --> 01:23:15,612
She's like Rodrick in a dress!
1219
01:23:17,408 --> 01:23:19,365
Is your brother's band all set up?
1220
01:23:20,077 --> 01:23:22,366
I'm really looking forward
to their performance.
1221
01:23:31,339 --> 01:23:32,881
It was your grandmother's.
1222
01:23:33,174 --> 01:23:35,131
So it's, like, used?
1223
01:23:38,763 --> 01:23:39,794
Ben!
1224
01:23:40,097 --> 01:23:42,339
I need to make
a love connection with Heather.
1225
01:23:42,516 --> 01:23:44,805
I want to sing lead vocals.
1226
01:23:45,186 --> 01:23:47,392
But I don't know how to play drums.
1227
01:23:47,688 --> 01:23:50,974
Dude, two words, fast and loud.
1228
01:23:51,275 --> 01:23:53,067
Especially loud.
1229
01:23:55,446 --> 01:23:59,064
Oh my signal, press that red button, okay?
1230
01:24:00,618 --> 01:24:02,409
Shoo! Move, move!
1231
01:24:04,622 --> 01:24:08,240
This song goes out
to a very special little lady.
1232
01:24:08,793 --> 01:24:10,417
Heather Hills...
1233
01:24:10,878 --> 01:24:12,159
...this one's for you.
1234
01:24:15,049 --> 01:24:18,085
Why aren't they in tuxes?
They were supposed to wear tuxes!
1235
01:24:19,804 --> 01:24:21,843
Ohh, ahh
1236
01:24:23,557 --> 01:24:25,349
Ohh, ahh
1237
01:24:25,476 --> 01:24:27,267
It's her favorite song.
1238
01:24:27,395 --> 01:24:29,933
Ohh, ahh, ohh
1239
01:24:31,774 --> 01:24:34,894
You know you love me
I know you care
1240
01:24:35,278 --> 01:24:38,195
Just shout whenever
And I'll be there
1241
01:24:39,073 --> 01:24:42,109
You want my love
You want my heart
1242
01:24:42,910 --> 01:24:46,030
We will never, ever, ever
be apart
1243
01:24:46,163 --> 01:24:50,031
And now it's like
Baby, baby, baby, oh
1244
01:24:50,251 --> 01:24:53,702
Like baby, baby, baby, no
1245
01:24:53,838 --> 01:24:57,586
Baby, baby, baby, oh
1246
01:24:58,092 --> 01:25:01,425
I thought you'd always be mine
1247
01:25:04,015 --> 01:25:07,134
I need to dazzle her.
Crank it up Full Diper!
1248
01:25:07,518 --> 01:25:08,549
Hit that button!
1249
01:25:11,105 --> 01:25:12,647
Baby, baby, baby, oh
1250
01:25:12,773 --> 01:25:15,229
Like, baby, baby, baby, no
1251
01:25:15,526 --> 01:25:18,480
Like, baby, baby, baby, oh
1252
01:25:18,612 --> 01:25:20,854
I thought you'd always be mine
1253
01:25:21,198 --> 01:25:24,069
Whoo! For you
I would have done whatever
1254
01:25:24,201 --> 01:25:27,451
I just can't believe
we ain't together
1255
01:25:27,580 --> 01:25:30,331
I want to play it cool
But I'm losing you
1256
01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:33,375
I'll buy you anything
I'll buy you any ring
1257
01:25:33,502 --> 01:25:36,337
I'm in pieces Baby, fix me
1258
01:25:36,464 --> 01:25:39,299
Shake me till you wake me
From this bad dream
1259
01:25:39,425 --> 01:25:42,841
I'm going down, down,
down, down, down
1260
01:25:42,970 --> 01:25:45,508
I just can't believe
Heather Hills won't be around
1261
01:25:45,639 --> 01:25:48,510
Baby, baby, baby, oh
1262
01:25:48,642 --> 01:25:51,478
Like, baby, baby, baby, no
1263
01:25:51,604 --> 01:25:54,439
Like, baby, baby, baby, oh
1264
01:25:54,940 --> 01:25:57,431
I thought you would
always be mine
1265
01:26:00,905 --> 01:26:02,185
No. No!
1266
01:26:04,075 --> 01:26:05,699
I'm going to kill you!
1267
01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:12,664
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1268
01:26:28,265 --> 01:26:30,721
So, Heather... you're a pretty cool chick.
1269
01:26:31,352 --> 01:26:34,555
Maybe I could
call you next week and we could hang?
1270
01:26:46,617 --> 01:26:48,076
Go for it.
1271
01:26:54,792 --> 01:26:56,072
I'm really sorry.
1272
01:26:57,044 --> 01:26:59,416
Don't be. This is awesome!
1273
01:27:00,464 --> 01:27:02,920
She wanted people to
remember her Sweet Sixteen.
1274
01:27:04,969 --> 01:27:07,341
People will definitely remember this.
1275
01:27:20,276 --> 01:27:21,307
Okay, so...
1276
01:27:21,819 --> 01:27:24,191
...the summer didn't go exactly as planned,
1277
01:27:24,405 --> 01:27:26,777
but in the end, it all worked out okay.
1278
01:27:27,074 --> 01:27:30,525
Rowley and Holly
came to the municipal pool as my guests.
1279
01:27:34,665 --> 01:27:36,040
Hey! Who's hungry?
1280
01:27:44,758 --> 01:27:49,136
All in all, this might go
down as the best summer ever.
1281
01:27:53,350 --> 01:27:56,312
As for my dad,
we may not see eye to eye on everything...
1282
01:27:56,604 --> 01:27:57,884
...but we work as a team.
1283
01:27:58,189 --> 01:27:59,896
Sweetie, not the roast again!
1284
01:28:00,191 --> 01:28:01,471
- Drop it!
- Bad dog!
1285
01:28:01,859 --> 01:28:03,270
- Good dog!
- Good Sweetie!
1286
01:28:05,738 --> 01:28:07,149
Kick off your shoes
Pour me a drink
1287
01:28:07,281 --> 01:28:09,404
The sun is high
Good times are free
1288
01:28:09,783 --> 01:28:11,741
I got the car
Let's hit the road
1289
01:28:12,119 --> 01:28:13,863
Turn up the bass
It's time to go
1290
01:28:13,996 --> 01:28:18,290
Everybody needs a little vacation,
a little holiday
1291
01:28:18,792 --> 01:28:22,956
I'm gonna take a little vacation
I'm gonna get away
1292
01:28:23,547 --> 01:28:25,836
I'm gonna throw my phone
in the big, blue ocean
1293
01:28:25,966 --> 01:28:28,125
I'm gonna kick back
with some suntan lotion
1294
01:28:28,260 --> 01:28:30,549
I'm gonna relax
It's a new sensation
1295
01:28:30,679 --> 01:28:33,087
I'm gonna go away
on a little vacation
1296
01:28:35,351 --> 01:28:38,055
Yeah, a little vacation
1297
01:28:41,440 --> 01:28:43,018
A little vacation
1298
01:28:43,150 --> 01:28:45,356
Your new bikini sure looks nice
1299
01:28:45,486 --> 01:28:47,811
The water's warm
so don't think twice
1300
01:28:47,947 --> 01:28:50,188
Let's all kick back
under the shade
1301
01:28:50,324 --> 01:28:52,281
This is the life
We 've got it made
1302
01:28:52,409 --> 01:28:56,621
Everybody needs a little vacation,
a little holiday
1303
01:28:57,248 --> 01:29:01,494
I'm gonna take a little vacation
I'm gonna get away
1304
01:29:01,919 --> 01:29:04,208
I'm gonna throw my phone
in the big, blue ocean
1305
01:29:04,338 --> 01:29:06,544
I'm gonna kick back
with some suntan lotion
1306
01:29:06,674 --> 01:29:09,129
I'm gonna relax
It's a new sensation
1307
01:29:09,260 --> 01:29:11,881
I'm gonna go away
on a little vacation
1308
01:29:16,684 --> 01:29:18,641
The party's here
It's just begun
1309
01:29:18,769 --> 01:29:21,141
So call your friends
The night is young
1310
01:29:21,272 --> 01:29:23,763
Crank up the music Play it loud
1311
01:29:23,899 --> 01:29:25,892
Let's all go crazy
Let's get down
1312
01:29:26,026 --> 01:29:30,190
Everybody needs
a little vacation, a little holiday
1313
01:29:30,698 --> 01:29:35,158
I'm gonna take
a little vacation I'm gonna get away
1314
01:29:35,411 --> 01:29:37,818
I'm gonna throw my phone
in the big, blue ocean
1315
01:29:37,955 --> 01:29:40,161
I'm gonna kick back
with some suntan lotion
1316
01:29:40,291 --> 01:29:42,579
I'm gonna relax
It's a new sensation
1317
01:29:42,710 --> 01:29:45,664
I'm gonna go away
on a little vacation