1 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:45,080 [ Woman Echoing ] It's a great pleasure-- 2 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:47,920 [ Echoing ] It's a great pleasure-- 3 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:53,000 It's a great pleasure to have all of you here today. 4 00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:00,240 l thought you all might begin your tour here. 5 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:04,560 [ Shouting ] 6 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,400 [ Man ] I really didn't want a bachelor party in the first place. 7 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,320 I'll tell you why. lt's not that l'm against tradition. 8 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:16,800 There's just something bizarre about having a strange, naked woman... 9 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,280 dance around me while my friends yell out, 10 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:21,480 ''Go for it, Ben. 11 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,840 Last night of freedom, Ben. " 12 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:27,040 Last night of freedom for what ? 13 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,960 Which is what I told my best friend Alan. 14 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:33,400 I didn't want any strippers. I didn't wanna get lucky. 15 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:36,320 l was lucky enough just getting married. 16 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,240 - All right. Quiet ! - [ Shouting ] 17 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:43,240 Guys ! 18 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:47,360 All right. l'm not payin' tor that. lt already was chipped. 19 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:52,320 We're here to, uh, wish Ben good luck and good riddance... 20 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,720 as he heads down that rocky path to matrimony. 21 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,880 And, uh, hey, you know what. 22 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:01,120 Ben's dad Richard and his grandpa Max are here. Where are you guys ? 23 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:05,160 Those guys-- Watch out. You guys gotta pace yourselves. 24 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:08,560 Knowing Ben, l'd have to say that he's probably, 25 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:13,000 - uh, one of the most loyal guys that l've ever met, - [ Man ] Like a dog ! 26 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,040 - [ Man Barks ] - and, uh, monogamous. 27 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:19,400 And so this is probably gonna be the last time... 28 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,120 that you're gonna spend in a room with your friends... 29 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:25,760 and a n-n-naked woman... 30 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,360 other than your wife, man ! 31 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,960 So you can close your eyes if you want to. Close 'em ! 32 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:35,720 But then you're gonna be missin' Juanita, the bull tamer ! 33 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,280 [ Shouting ] 34 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,320 You don't have to do this. 35 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,200 You really don't have to do this. 36 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:06,080 [ Man Shouts ] 37 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:20,160 Very nice. 38 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:28,640 [ Crowd ] Ole ! 39 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,280 Pop ? 40 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,040 Pop ? 41 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,640 Pop ? Max ? 42 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:05,160 Call 911. 43 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:15,880 [ Sighs ] How did this happen ? Hmm ? 44 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:17,800 What's the ditterence how it happened ? 45 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,720 - I wanna know how it happened. - lt happened. 46 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,280 lt makes a difterence to me. 47 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,200 All ot a sudden he has a heart attack out of no place ? 48 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:25,480 Mom, can we please not talk about this now ? 49 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,440 What is it you don't want to talk about ? 50 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,920 Mrs. Holmes, it it's any consolation, l think he was having a really good time. 51 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,880 - Alan, shut up. - Okay. 52 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,560 - Come into the hall. - What is in the hall ? 53 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,640 A vending machine. Come on, butchki. 54 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,560 - Who's hungry ? l'm buying. - All hours ot the night-- 55 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,680 This is insane. 56 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,120 [ Richard ] He probably just ate some spicy food. 57 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,120 lt was spicy, all right, but it wasn't tood. 58 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,080 - Butchki ! - What ? 59 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,360 Richard, you are the silliest old tart. 60 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:57,480 [ Sighs ] Grandpa, what came over you ? 61 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,520 [ Breathing Heavily ] Hmm ? 62 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,600 - Hey. - Ben. 63 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:05,480 - You all right ? - [ Chuckles ] Ben. 64 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:10,200 She was the most beautitul woman l ever saw. 65 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,840 What about Nana ? 66 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:17,080 Did you ever take a good look at your grandmother ? 67 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,360 Woman looked like Tolstoy. 68 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,520 l was never attracted to her. 69 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:26,120 Oh, maybe in the beginning, 70 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:29,760 because she was the only woman I'd ever been with. 71 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:34,000 Well, you know, that's great. That's, uh-- That's loyalty. 72 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,520 Loyalty ? lt's fear. 73 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:39,440 Did you ever teel her arms, her-- [ Groans ] 74 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:44,520 Oh, Ben, I used to dream about other women. 75 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,080 What it would be like to hold them and to-- 76 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,320 - Okay. - Touch them and to-- 77 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,280 - That's-- - Smell them. 78 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:54,760 Grandma smelled. She had a very distinct smell. lt was a-- 79 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,720 Ben. Ben. 80 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,280 Listen to me. 81 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,560 Don't tie yourselt down. 82 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:05,480 Even if you love a woman, it tades. 83 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:09,480 Marriage is a prison. 84 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:13,280 - [ Siren Wails ] - Ben ! 85 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,280 Could l help you out ? Here we go. 86 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,520 - You just passed my room. - Sorry. 87 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,360 Feel better. 88 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,360 - [ Sighs ] - Hi. 89 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:35,400 - Hi, sweetie. - Honey. 90 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:40,600 Oh, why does everything feel so much better now that you're here ? 91 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,920 - How's he doing ? - He's stable. 92 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:45,320 - You know, physically, at least. - Great. 93 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:47,360 What happened ? 94 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,720 What do you expect ? He's an 80-year-old man with high blood pressure... 95 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:55,560 and a naked balloon-popping toreador is a rough combination. 96 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,520 - lt didn't pan out. lt's not funny. - lt's not funny. 97 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:01,720 - Be serious. - There's something l want to do. 98 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:06,240 - Okay. Why ? - l wanna be able to remember this moment in 30 or 40 years. 99 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,280 Think my next husband will get a kick out of it. 100 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,200 Oh, that's nice. Okay. 101 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:15,680 lt's the night before I am flying down to Savannah tor our wedding alone, 102 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:21,000 because Ben's grandtather, who we will now reter to as Larry Flynt, 103 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,600 has partied himselt into intensive care. 104 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:27,560 - What do you have to say ? - Put the video camera away. 105 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:30,600 No, no, no, honey, you're not going to get off that easy. 106 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:32,560 No, l'm saving it for my vows. 107 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,600 l have already finished my vows. 108 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:37,520 - What's in 'em ? - [ Laughs ] 109 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:40,520 You know why ? Because it's easy tor you. l'm a writer. 110 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:44,480 - Oh, really ? - l can't just slap something down on paper like you do. 111 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:47,840 Ben, listen. 112 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:54,080 You don't have to be brilliant... 113 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:57,800 or witty or clever or polite even. 114 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:01,360 Just have to be honest. 115 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,640 Come on. Say something. What are you feeling ? 116 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:07,240 Are you nervous ? Are you happy ? Are you scared ? 117 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,000 Am l scared ? What would I be scared ot ? 118 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:14,800 - l'm scared. - You are ? Why ? Now you're making me scared. 119 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:18,920 Because it's a big thing. lt's our marriage. lt's the rest of our lives. 120 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,400 lt's-- lt's scary. 121 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:25,200 l know. l'm not scared. 122 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:28,200 - The only thing we have to tear-- - Yeah ? 123 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:32,360 - ls this video camera. - Hey ! Come on ! Just say a few words tor posterity. 124 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:32,480 [ Man ] What, what, what 125 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:37,480 [ Man ] What, what, what 126 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,440 What 127 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,960 - [ Horn Honking ] - What, what 128 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:47,360 Follow me to the scene What 129 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,040 Really ? You think l can rent shoes down there ? 130 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,960 l can't believe l forgot my shoes. 131 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:55,200 l hear they have shoes in Savannah now. The whole South has 'em. 132 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,640 All right. Wedding dress. Check. 133 00:08:57,680 --> 00:09:00,200 Check tor the minister. Check. 134 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,480 Valium tor Bridget's mother. Check. 135 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:05,840 - Ball and chain for you. Check. - Not listening to you. Check. 136 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:09,040 - Here, look. Here you go. - Thanks. 137 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:12,880 This is your present, okay ? lt's a book ot quotes. 138 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,680 I crossed out the ones l'm gonna use in my toast. Listen. 139 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:18,280 "To say that you can love one person all your lite... 140 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:23,120 is like saying that one candle will continue to burn as long as you live."" 141 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,600 - Think about that for a minute. - l will. That's profound. 142 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,520 This is used. 143 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:32,040 l forgot the rings. 144 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:35,240 That's not tunny. No, don't do that. 145 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:38,400 [ Laughs ] I torgot the rings, so-- 146 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:41,480 Come on, man ! No ! 147 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:43,160 Relax. l'll catch the next plane. 148 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:44,680 Son ot a bitch ! 149 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:48,160 l'll see ya in Savannah. Hey, l need to go to the city. 150 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,120 - New York ! New York City ! - No, l can't. 151 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:54,440 Don't take the Van Wyck though. 152 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:57,480 [ Wheels Squeaking ] 153 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:12,680 [ Woman ] Hurricane Amanda is headed for the Southeast coastline. 154 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:15,320 The eye ot the hurricane is presently located 200 miles... 155 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,760 east of South Carolina and Savannah, Georgia. 156 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,680 North, northwest-- 157 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,640 [ Laughs ] 158 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,920 [ Clears Throat ] 159 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:44,440 Excuse me, folks. 160 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,720 Just the line's movin' forward. 161 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:59,240 No. Well, l love you. 162 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,240 I love you more. 163 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:04,080 No, l love you more. 164 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,640 No, you more. 165 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:10,480 No, l love you more. 166 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:13,440 Okay, l have to go, because l just made another passenger nauseous. 167 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,680 Okay ? 168 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,560 [ Clears Throat ] That's my tiancee. 169 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,480 Goin' down to get married, so we're a little-- 170 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:25,000 Oh ! Jack Bealy, Snap-On Tools. 171 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:28,080 Ben Holmes, scared of tlyin'. 172 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:30,720 - Yeah, l was married once. - Yeah ? 173 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,760 To me marriage is just one big lie. 174 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:35,560 You don't say. 175 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:38,960 ln the morning l had to say, 'Don't be silly, honey. 176 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:42,840 Your breath is fine. You smell like a rose."" 177 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,000 Then l had to say, '"No, honey. 178 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,640 l never noticed that 18-year-old girl... 179 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:52,200 with the tantastic body and halter top that delivers our newspaper. 180 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:55,440 She can't hold a candle to you... 181 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:59,320 and the 30 pounds you've put on since we stopped having sex."" 182 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:02,360 - [ Paper Rustles ] - So when's the wedding day ? 183 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,840 May cancel it. l may have to call back. 184 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:10,600 l didn't mean to throw a wet towel on ya with my whole marital disaster tirade. 185 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,920 lt's all right. lt was a nice story actually. lt was very touching. 186 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,840 - Nice girl ? - Very nice. 187 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:18,200 As a matter ot fact, l just happen to have a picture of her right here. 188 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,520 - Wow, what a knockout. - Yeah, she's beautitul. 189 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:24,000 - Oh, baby, come to Daddy. - Well, take it easy, Jack. 190 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,600 What l wouldn't give for an ass like that. 191 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,320 - Huh ? Here we go. - Hi. 192 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,760 - This is me. - Really ? 193 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,960 Well, this is your lucky day, sweetheart. 194 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,240 We got just about enough room tor one ot you, darlin'. 195 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,160 Must be destiny, huh ? 196 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,120 - Careful. - Okay. 197 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,760 - Excuse me. - Yeah. 198 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:57,560 - [ Keyboard Keys Clattering ] - [ Snickers ] 199 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,320 [ Keys Clattering ] 200 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,600 - Sorry. - Hmm ? 201 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:13,800 l was reading what you were writing. My eye just kind of wandered over. Sorry. 202 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:17,280 [ Clears Throat ] Do you work for Hallmark ? 203 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:22,120 [ Gull Screeching ] 204 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:26,080 Even if l had seen you looking at it, that wouldn't bother me. 205 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,240 Well, l don't care either. 206 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,440 l'm absolutely tascinated you can't admit you saw me reading it. 207 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,320 lf l had seen you reading it, l'd be perfectly happy to admit it. 208 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,280 Then why did you close your computer ? 209 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,080 l'm known to do that trom time to time. 210 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:42,440 l'm a rebel. l'll open it, then l'll close it again just like that. 211 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,920 Don't get next to my fire, because you'll get burned. 212 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,840 - [ Metal Clinking ] - This is not working properly. 213 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,880 Stewardess, this isn't-- Miss ? Thank you. 214 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,160 You're a little jumpy tor a rebel, aren't ya ? 215 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,080 My seat belt's not functioning properly. 216 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,840 He's a scared flier. Jack Bealy, Snap-On Tools. 217 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,040 Sarah Lewis. And you are ? 218 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:03,400 Ben Holmes. Really, l'm not that scared. 219 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:08,200 - Jack's-- - l can assure you absolutely nothing is going to happen. 220 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:12,520 l speak from experience. l was a tlight attendant. There you go. 221 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,080 Oh, yeah ? ln one ot those little uniforms ? 222 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,000 [ Gulls Screeching ] 223 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,800 - [ Squawks ] - [ Thudding ] 224 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,280 [ Gasping ] 225 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,480 [ Alarm Blaring ] 226 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:48,040 - [ Gasping ] - [ Screaming ] 227 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,280 [ Woman ] Please stay calm ! 228 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:05,000 - [ Groans ] - [ Woman ] Oh, my God ! 229 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,480 Hold on ! 230 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,080 [ Sirens Wailing ] 231 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,880 Oh, my God ! This is a disaster. 232 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,200 - Daddy. - Oh, for heaven sake. 233 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,160 - Let's go live-- - On the other hand, 234 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,480 you can never have too many ot these. 235 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,880 - lt's tabulously colorful. - Give you that. 236 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,840 How tar do you think I could throw it ? 237 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,760 Don't you dare, young-- Give me that now. 238 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,680 [ Woman On TV ] To the hospital for minor injuries. 239 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,640 Ceramic clown trom the ? 240 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:51,160 - Brewsters. - My God ! That's Ben ! 241 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,160 There's no official word on the cause of the crash. 242 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,360 There may have been a foreign object-- 243 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,640 Let's get some help ! 244 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,920 She hit her head. 245 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,960 [ Man ] Everyone's pretty shook up. 246 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:05,280 We had a couple ot passengers go to a local hospitaI with concussions. 247 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,520 [ Bridget ] Oh, my God. There he is again. 248 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,640 Call me ! Oh, Ben ! l love you. 249 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,120 Call me ! No. Go back. 250 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,160 There you have it. The latest information-- 251 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,360 [ Phone Rings ] 252 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,800 Hello ? Ah, Ben ! 253 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:23,040 Hi, honey. Yeah, l'm fine. No, l'm okay. 254 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,560 l'm a little trazzled. 255 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,560 l mean, l was in a plane crash. 256 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:30,480 This place is a nightmare. 257 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:34,400 People are running around. l guess they lost everything. 258 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:37,720 l don't care about any ot that. l'm just so happy you're okay. 259 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,520 l-l-l just wish that-- 260 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,240 - Ben ! Ben, listen. - TelI him, um-- 261 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:46,520 - What happened ? - You just get yourself down here sate and sound. 262 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:51,080 The thing is, l'm a little bit scared to fly before l was in a plane crash, 263 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,320 so l don't teel much like getting-- 264 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,840 - Jesus ! - You are a god. 265 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:59,840 - You are a god amongst all men. Do you realize that ? - l'm on the phone. 266 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,640 - Sorry. - Do you mind ? 267 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,080 - What in the hell ? - Just one ot the passengers. 268 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,000 - He saved my lite ! - She's kidding. 269 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,480 lt's a joke. 270 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,800 l'm gonna get a rental car and drive down there, okay ? 271 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,760 l'll call you w-w-when I have a finalized plan. 272 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,920 Okay, great. Thank you, sir. 273 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,360 [ Phone Line Buzzing ] 274 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,960 Sorry. I couldn't contain myself. 275 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,600 lt's amazing when you think about it. We almost died today. Dead. 276 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,360 lsn't there a rent-a-car this way ? Are we goin' the right way ? 277 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:36,440 It l died, how many people would care ? 278 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:39,800 l mean, really care. You'd have your shares of ""What a shame. 279 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,000 What a waste. She was so young."" 280 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,920 - But no real crying. - lt might be in that terminal. 281 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,360 No eating disorders, no attempted suicides. 282 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,960 Nothing. Absolutely depressed. 283 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,400 You know what ? l'm thoroughly depressed. 284 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,960 l just need to shake it otf. [ Muttering ] 285 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,880 So what were you thinking ? 286 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:02,760 l was thinking how it would attect our trequent flier miles. 287 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,760 What do you do tor a living ? 288 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,880 l'm a, uh, jacket copywriter. 289 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,720 Huh. What does that mean ? 290 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:14,400 - Means l write jackets to books basically. - Oh. 291 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,200 Do mostly fiction, but l do some nontiction. 292 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:20,200 You do blurbs. You're a blurb writer. You're a ""blurbologist.'' 293 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,160 l'm a jacket copywriter. 294 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,280 [ Woman On P.A. ] As you can imagine, 295 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,440 - due to today's minor incident-- - Oh, sh-- 296 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:30,280 [ Chattering ] 297 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:30,400 Nada cars. Non cars. Cars nyet. 298 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,800 Nada cars. Non cars. Cars nyet. 299 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,800 You should have called as soon as you got otf the plane. 300 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,560 Why didn't l think of that when l was unconscious... 301 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,720 and bleeding trom the head ? 302 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,720 So, cars nyet. We can check the other airports though. 303 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,720 No, that's all right. You can go ahead. 304 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:53,000 l'm not that big a fan ot the idea of getting on another plane today... 305 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,480 or tomorrow or ever, it that soon. 306 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,520 But you go ahead. l think l'm gonna be a ground transportation kind ot guy trom now on. 307 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,440 l'll be right back. 308 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,160 How ya doin' ? Did ya get a car ? 309 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:10,560 -This is Vic. He's gonna give us a ride. -All the way to Georgia ? 310 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:15,360 Sure. We split the cost ot the car, the gas, whatever. 311 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,480 - Great. - Good. Let's go. 312 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,040 - Okay. - Wait, wait, wait. We don't even know this guy. 313 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,840 - He's Vic. - Oh, he's Vic. 314 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:26,360 Great, he's Vic. He chops us up, Ieaves us in the woods. 315 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:30,880 That's why I asked that you come along to protect me. 316 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,320 How do you know that l'm not dangerous ? 317 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:40,160 [ Laughing Continues ] 318 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,880 [ Man ] l said, hallelujah to the 16 royal fins 319 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,320 You're gettin' down on your knees 320 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,720 And it's time for your sickness again 321 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,840 Come on and tell me what you need now 322 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,560 Tell me what is making ya bleed 323 00:19:55,600 --> 00:20:00,080 We got two more minutes sayin' we're gonna cut you what you need 324 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,880 What's your story, Ben ? What's down in Savannah ? 325 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,360 - My wedding, Vic. - No kiddin'. That's great. 326 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,320 - lsn't that great ? - Yeah, it's a blessing. 327 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,400 - First marriage ? - That l know of, yeah. 328 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,600 Yeah, l was married once. 329 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,520 One day l walk into the house and l hear the shower runnin'. 330 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:21,080 l had Chinese tood with me, figurin' it wouId be a nice romantic surprise. 331 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,000 She starts singin' in the shower. 332 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:26,680 What's that song ? ""Up in the sky'' ? ""Up with the eagles'' ? 333 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,880 - '"Wind Beneath My Wings.'' Very touching song. - ""Wind Beneath My Wings.'' 334 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,480 Suddenly there's another voice in the shower with her. 335 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,520 - Oh, no. - A baritone. 336 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,560 Uh-oh. 337 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,560 Now it's a treakin' duet. 338 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,840 So l walk in the bathroom and there she is... with my brother. 339 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:46,400 - Oh ! - l grab my brother and throw him through the window naked. 340 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:49,320 He broke his leg in two difterent places. 341 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,040 Dare we ask what, uh, became of your wife ? 342 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,200 l put the wind beneath her ass and sent her packin'. Divorced her. 343 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:59,960 She never got a penny, the lyin', whorin', adulteratin' pig. 344 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,640 What about you, sweetheart ? What's your story ? 345 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,360 l'm going down to visit my brother and hang out with my nephew. 346 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,520 That's nice. Kids. 347 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:13,120 - Yep. Got any ? - Nah. But l see 'em all over. 348 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,720 Come on, come on 349 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,920 So what else have you jacket copywritten ? 350 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,640 What else did l do ? The low point of my career was... 351 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:29,760 l did the blurb tor a thriller... 352 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,720 about a woman-- an archaeologist-- 353 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,520 who tinds love in the pyramids. 354 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,720 lt was called Me And My Pharaoh. 355 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,760 - l have that book. - No, you don't. 356 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:43,120 Yes, l do. ""A scintillating tale ot erotic mummitication.'' 357 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,040 l wrote that line. 358 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,400 Oh, my God ! That's why I bought the book. 359 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:51,560 Anybody who could tind embalming either scintillating or erotic... 360 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,520 had to be read. 361 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:57,960 - It was brilliant. - Well, you know, l mean, it's all about adjectives. 362 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:01,120 l was gonna go with ""engaging tale ot erotic mummitication'' tirst. 363 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,400 - But then l said, no, scintillating. - Right on the money. 364 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:07,320 lt's still selling now, but at least l get to write. 365 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,480 What do you do ? 366 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:13,240 l haven't settled down to one particular thing yet. 367 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,840 Worked at galleries, sold cars, tried out tor ""Aladdin On lce.'' 368 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:20,120 Um, wedding videographer. 369 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,160 l got fired, though, because apparently nobody wants a crash zoom... 370 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,080 to the priest during the ceremony. 371 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:30,240 l was a exotic dancer, hostess at the New York auto show. 372 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,200 - That's a gift. - Yeah. 373 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,720 Let's see. What else ? 374 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,320 - ls there anything else ? - l don't think so. 375 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:40,720 - Kids, we should get goin'. - You got it, Vic. 376 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:45,240 Two wayward travelers stuck in a Geo with a guy named Vic. 377 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,160 [ Chattering ] 378 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:51,480 Don't you think this is just a little bit over the top ? 379 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,440 Oh, so what it it is ? 380 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,240 Knock, knock. 381 00:22:55,320 --> 00:23:00,600 - Steve ! How are you ? - l'm good, real good. 382 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:04,000 - Virginia, nice to see ya. - Well, hi, Steve. 383 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,880 Bridget. 384 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:09,000 Yes. l mean, hi. Hi. 385 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,680 Steve ? How are you ? 386 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,240 - lt's been a long time. - Yeah. 387 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,320 You look wondertul. 388 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,880 Thank you. So do you. 389 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,200 - So, how are you ? - How is he ? 390 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,080 Just the most successful lawyer in Savannah. That's how. 391 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,520 Youngest member at his tirm. Handles all my work. 392 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:32,920 Which l appreciate, 'cause there's not a contractor who gets sued more than your daddy. 393 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,360 And what's so tunny about that, Hadley ? 394 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,680 God, you are an unpleasant woman. 395 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:39,760 [ Woman ] Gale torce winds it the hurricane stays on course for Savannah. 396 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,080 [ Woman ] Gale torce winds it the hurricane stays on course for Savannah. 397 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,120 Anybody want some weed ? 398 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:50,320 [ Man On Radio ] The experiment was a complete failure. The U.F.O. landed-- 399 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:55,320 lt's sinsemilla. lt'Il take your head right off. 400 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:59,960 That's great, Vic. You think you should have your head taken otf while driving ? 401 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,240 - Can I have some ? - Atta girl. 402 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,160 You sure you don't want, Ben ? 403 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,680 No, that's okay. l had some peyote for lunch, so l'm all set. 404 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:11,160 He's getting married. Don't forget. He has to be responsible. 405 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,440 Not necessarily. You know, look at the Fitzgeralds. 406 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,400 F. Scott and Zelda, crazy, married couple. 407 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,320 They drove a-- 408 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,840 Had to know about that. 409 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,040 - Whoa ! Hey ! - Sorry. Sorry. 410 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:31,040 - [ Tires Screeching ] - Oh, shit ! 411 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:34,400 [ All Chattering ] 412 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,960 - [ Siren Wailing ] - Uh, what's that ? 413 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,920 - Do you hear that ? - What's what ? 414 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,360 [ Siren Wailing ] 415 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,720 Hi, honey. How are the bridesmaids' dresses comin' out ? 416 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:52,880 Good. No, everything's tine. l just got a little bit delayed. 417 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,880 Car trouble, in a manner of speaking. 418 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,320 But l'm fine. Everything's gonna be okay. 419 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:03,440 Yes, l know. WelI, l love you too. 420 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,960 Well, hoo-hoochie, l love you so much. 421 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:10,480 Baby, no, because l love you more. l love you more-- 422 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,600 - [ Fence Rattles ] - Honey, l can't do this right now. 423 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,560 [ Door Closes ] 424 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,280 - l'm gonna miss my wedding. - Oh, relax, Benjie. 425 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,200 lt's a simple drug bust. lt's not like we kiIled anybody. 426 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:25,000 This may be an everyday event in your life, but speaking as a non-felon-- 427 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,400 l'm on a bit of a time crunch here, too, okay ? 428 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:31,240 lf l don't make it down to Savannah by Saturday morning, l lose 25,000 bucks. 429 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:35,960 Are you on Dig For Dollars ? You told me you were going to visit your brother and nephew. 430 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,520 - Yeah, l know. - [ Key Jingling ] 431 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,480 Okay, kids. Here's the situation. 432 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,080 Vic DeFranco was driving with an expired license. 433 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,240 Plus he's got three priors tor possession and selling. 434 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:50,080 And there was ten ounces in the vehicle that he admits is his. 435 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,200 Did anybody else know there were drugs in the car ? 436 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,440 -No, sir. ln fact, l just met this man-- -You can't-- 437 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,880 You can't ask us these questions without an attorney present. 438 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,240 You haven't advised us of our rights. 439 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,760 l believe that's called-- 440 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:06,200 Oh-- Ah ! A Miranda violation. That's it. 441 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:09,000 This is a very simple procedure. 442 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:14,600 You tell me you didn't do anything illegal. you sign a statement. And you go quietly. 443 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,640 Sir, l'd like to be considered separate from her, sir. 444 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,960 - Hmm. What part of quiet didn't you understand ? - What are you doing ? 445 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,880 [ Man ] Why me ? 446 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:30,440 [ Sighs ] Well, l think that went well. 447 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,960 - l'm not that happy with how that went. - No ? 448 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,880 No, not really. 449 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:39,680 l haven't known you that long, but l think something may be wrong with you. 450 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:43,400 - [ Train Horn Blowing ] - [ Ben ] May we have two tickets to Savannah, please ? 451 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,480 You want these seats together ? 452 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,760 lt's totally up to you. 453 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:58,400 - Just give me one second. Can l talk to you ? - Yeah. 454 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:02,360 l just, uh-- l don't want to be rude or anything, 455 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,400 but in situations like this, l think about... 456 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,600 what l would want Bridget to do it the situation were reversed. 457 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:11,120 l wouldn't necessarily be that comtortable with her... 458 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,080 riding down on a train together with some guy... 459 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:18,160 who she had a, you know, kind ot a connection... 460 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:22,320 or a chemistry or spark, 461 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,520 whatever, some kind of a thing like that. 462 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,760 You know, and-- 463 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:30,440 The look on your tace is telIing me you have no-- 464 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,480 You're not feeling or you're not sensing-- 465 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:38,600 - You have no idea what l'm-- - Oh, no, no, not really. 466 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,640 Fascinating. Okay. 467 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,920 Maybe we just shouldn't ride down together, 468 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,800 because at this point l really made kind of a chump out of myselt. 469 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,400 - Okay. - [ Laughs ] 470 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,320 - Have a nice nuptial. - Thank you. 471 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,760 Other than the drug bust and the plane crash, it was, uh, tun. 472 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,360 So long, Sarah. 473 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,600 - FarewelI, Ben. - Okay. 474 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,040 'Oscar Wilde: One should always be in love. 475 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:12,840 This is the reason one should never marry."" 476 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:16,200 Well, what did he know ? 477 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,520 [ Beeps ] 478 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,960 What you writing there, mister ? 479 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,120 My wedding vows actually. My fiancee and l are writing our own. 480 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,120 Oh, that's sweet. Isn't that sweet, Emma ? 481 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:43,320 - lt's sweet as pie. - We didn't write our own vows. 482 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,840 lt's kind ot a new thing. lt's nontraditionalist. 483 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,760 We were so nervous. lt was hard enough to do what the preacher told us. 484 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:56,520 l didn't really think about it at all. lt just seemed natural, the order ot things. 485 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,480 [ Man ] l had doubts. l'll be honest. 486 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:04,160 - You did ? You never told me that. - l don't tell you everything. 487 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,600 You better, you old geezer. 488 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,600 lt seems like it worked out pretty well tor both ot you. 489 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,160 Oh, we're not married. We're having an atfair. 490 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,520 I'm happy for the first time in 34 years. 491 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,720 - I don't believe this. - [ Man ] l don't have any regrets. 492 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,840 My children are long gone, and l gave my wite 30 taithtul years. 493 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,600 Until l met Ned, I aIways was convinced... 494 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,680 that sex was some horrible obligation God put on women... 495 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,360 like cramps or high heels. 496 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,680 For all those years, she never experienced a genuine orgasm. 497 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,600 Wondertul. Could you watch my stutf ? 498 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,280 l'm gonna go pull the emergency cord. 499 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,720 - Hi. How are you ? - Hi. 500 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,760 - Truck. - What do you have ? 501 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:59,320 A truck ? Can l see ? Hey, hey, let me see your truck. 502 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,440 - Grab my nose. Oh ! - Grab nose. 503 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:06,600 - [ Giggles ] - What are you doin' ? 504 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,320 What are you doin' ? Slap me five. Slap me five. 505 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,280 - Five ! - Slap me tive. 506 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:19,080 Something's wrong. He should have called by now. 507 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,560 He can take care ot himselt. He's a grown man, isn't he ? 508 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,200 Daddy, what is it exactly that you don't like about Ben, 509 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,400 besides the tact that he's from New York and he voted tor Clinton ? 510 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,320 - That's not enough ? - l voted for Clinton. 511 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,360 All the best presidents sleep around. 512 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,880 - Help. - [ Phone Rings ] 513 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,840 Hello ? Oh, hi, Steve. 514 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,760 - Ooh. - [ Snaps Fingers ] 515 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:46,320 Oh, nothing, just, uh, you know, staving oft a nervous break down. 516 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,280 Oh, well, thank you, but l can't. 517 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,760 No. No, no, it does. lt does sound like fun. 518 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,920 But quite trankly, a series ot rabies shots sounds like tun... 519 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,880 compared to another evening with these two. 520 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,800 Bridget, come watch the biography of Newt with me. He's amazing ! 521 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,880 He is not. He's an imbecile. 522 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,440 - No, he's not. He's a damn genius. - Well, then, you're an imbecile. 523 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,440 Maybe l can come by for just a little while. 524 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:10,040 [ Train Horn Blows ] 525 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,640 [ Wheels Screeching ] 526 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,600 [ Man On P.A. ] The train will be underway momentarily. 527 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,360 We apologize for the inconvenience. 528 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:22,880 [ Sarah ] Hello ! 529 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,800 [ Echoing ] 530 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,320 Can you hear me ? [ Echoing ] 531 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:31,360 ls anybody out there ? 532 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:36,120 No, but leave a message, and we'll call you back ! 533 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,120 Hi. 534 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,800 Hi. 535 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,800 l wasn't expecting an answer. 536 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,000 l wasn't expecting to tind some crazy woman on the roof. 537 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,920 Wanna come up ? 538 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:52,280 No, not really. l think probably that the top ot the train might be otf-limits. 539 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:56,480 l know. How many times in your life you gonna see a view like this ? Come on. 540 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,360 Seize the moment, Benjie. Come on. 541 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,920 l am. I'm eye level with the sunset here, 542 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,960 so l have a better view because l'm-- 543 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:08,000 Come up. 544 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:11,040 - [ Weak Shout ] - [ Echoing ] 545 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:15,120 Okay, buddy, this time, we're gonna do it with a little more teeling. 546 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,040 - Okay. - We're just gonna-- 547 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,600 - Echo ! - [ Echoing ] 548 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,560 - l am alive ! - [ Echoing ] 549 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,600 Just a little-- Open. Just push out. 550 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:29,920 Push out. No one can hear you. Just throw it out there. 551 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,160 l am somebody ! 552 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,000 [ Ben Shouting ] 553 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,440 - [ Shrieks, Laughs ] l think-- - Oh, God. 554 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,680 l think He heard me. Excuse me. l'm fine. 555 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,080 Let me show you how l do it. Okay, ready ? 556 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,000 [ Clears Throat ] 557 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,240 All right, here we go. 558 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:51,720 [ lmitating Tarzan Yell ] 559 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,520 [ Echoing ] 560 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:59,360 - [ lmitating Tarzan Yell ] - [ Echoing ] 561 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,920 - Oh, God ! - [ Echoing ] 562 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,920 Stella ! 563 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,880 [ Echoing ] 564 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,240 Well, that was nice. You know, l mean, as sunsets go. 565 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,600 This is interesting. l don't remember the rooster car. 566 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:22,280 - Do you remember seeing roosters ? - No, l'm a vegetarian. 567 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,320 [ Rooster Crowing ] 568 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,280 Oh, no, not again. Didn't you two hear the announcement ? 569 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,520 When we stop outside Youngsville, 570 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:34,880 no one on the Savannah-bound train is supposed to board the last three cars. 571 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,080 -We uncouple there, and then we reroute. -What does that mean ? 572 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,600 That means this train's going to Chicago. 573 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,640 Aah ! 574 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,240 l got you. l got you. 575 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,000 You try to seize the moment, you end up getting yourself killed. 576 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,360 - Will you jump ? lt's not going that fast. - lt's too tast ! 577 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,200 l got you. l got you. There you go. 578 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:58,360 There's another one coming tomorrow afternoon, or there's a bus station in town. 579 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,720 Okay, thanks ! 580 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:06,080 l'm starting to get the teeling that there's maybe a hint that l'm not getting here. 581 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:10,480 - Just spell it out tor me ! - [ Thunderclap ] 582 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,640 - That pretty much spell it out for ya ? - l'd say it does. 583 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,320 Whoo ! Yeah ! Whoo ! 584 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,480 Hey ! Come on ! What are you doing ? 585 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,880 - Oh ! Come on ! - Oh ! 586 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:41,720 - [ Laughs ] - [ Groans ] 587 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:46,280 - Whee ! - [ Groans ] 588 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:50,240 - [ Groaning ] - Oh, come on ! 589 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,800 - Ah ! lt kills. lt kills. Ah ! - [ Laughing ] 590 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,480 [ Groans ] Ow ! 591 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,600 [ Both Groaning ] 592 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,880 - Not exactly a hub city, I guess. - No ! 593 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,120 But we'll come back in the morning. 594 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,400 - What do we do tor the next 12 hours ? - Come on. 595 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:10,240 - l have an instinct about these things. - No ! lt's hailing ! No ! 596 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,000 [ Gasps ] How are you ? 597 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,960 lt's so good to see you ! 598 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:23,560 [ Chattering ] 599 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,720 - You gotta see Linda. Remember Linda ? - Hi ! 600 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:29,480 Hey, you guys, look who came. Bridget's getting married this weekend. 601 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,880 [ Women Squealing ] 602 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:36,360 [ Man ] Hey, hey, hey, hey 603 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:40,200 - Ouch ! lt kills ! lt kills ! - Hey, hey, hey, hey 604 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,320 Oh ! Oh, man ! 605 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:47,080 - lt's open 24 hours. - What are you doing ? No, no, hey. 606 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,160 Benjie, they cannot kick us out. 607 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:51,840 - Please, get up. - Oh, God ! 608 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:55,200 l love this place so much. 609 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,960 - Oh ! Oh ! - This is dry. lt's the best thing l can say. 610 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,840 Oh, my God, this is heaven. 611 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:06,760 [ Man ] Baby has an old witch doll My baby rang his bell 612 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:16,160 l didn't have the time to tell my baby fare you well 613 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:19,800 Hey, hey, hey, hey 614 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:26,600 [ Yells ] 615 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,440 Takes him down. 616 00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,120 [ Both Laughing ] 617 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,960 l just wish we'd stayed in touch. 618 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,480 - l regret not keeping the friendship going. - We're triends. 619 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,720 Steve, triends. 620 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,240 l regret that too. 621 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:57,600 How can l just let you walk away 622 00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,600 Let you leave without a trace 623 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:05,320 When l stand here taking every breath 624 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,720 With you Ooh, ooh 625 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:15,440 You're the only one who really knew me at all 626 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:19,080 So take a look at me now 627 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,600 There's just an empty space 628 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,600 There's nothing lett here to remind me 629 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,520 Just the memory ot your tace 630 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:33,440 Take a look at me now 631 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:40,000 - Do you remember that song ? - Yeah. 632 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:43,040 l thought you would. 633 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,680 All l'm saying is that l don't understand the idea of living... 634 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,160 with just one person tor the rest ot my life. 635 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:50,520 How do you make a choice like that ? 636 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,440 That's like choosing what you're gonna wear in 25 years. 637 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,200 lt things worked that way, everyone would still be wearing hot pants. 638 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,560 - Ya dig ? - l never wore hot pants, so there goes your whole argument. 639 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,840 Hey, life is supposed to be a ride, right ? 640 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,440 You want to be on your deathbed saying, "l played by all the rules,'' or "l lived'' ? 641 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,680 'Cause l lived. l loved. l tought. l broke hearts. 642 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,560 l screamed. l bled. 643 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,080 l guess thinking like that can explain your hostility toward marriage. 644 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,720 l don't have hostility toward marriage. l just have hostility towards my husband. 645 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,440 You're married ? 646 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,400 Yep. Twice, actually. 647 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,600 you saw him. I was kissing him at the airport. 648 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,440 My husband Carl was a hustler from the first day l met him. 649 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,600 Who am l to talk ? l was a dog walker. 650 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:36,200 He convinced me l should invest in a bagel store down in Savannah, 651 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,440 because he thought they couldn't make good bagels. 652 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,360 That's why they lost the Civil War. 653 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,640 Of course, we had to invest all my money, 654 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:46,160 because Carl's was tied up in some phony tax shelter. 655 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:49,640 - ls that your $25,000 you were talking about ? - Yep. 656 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:53,840 l am going to sell the place, get the last in a string of divorces. 657 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,400 Ot course, he doesn't know about it, or the divorce. 658 00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,240 Wow. What a story. 659 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,640 So do you think it's a terrible thing l'm doing ? 660 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:07,720 You know, deceiving my husband ? 661 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:12,520 No, l-- lt's none of my business. 662 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,800 Well, l do. 663 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,320 [ Man ] Beg you listen me, don't be kissin' me till l'm done 664 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:26,240 l'm some champion of reason like seasoning 665 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,160 Pepper your thoughts with spice and entice you to a space 666 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,840 Where bass players or layers are leaps 667 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,520 Think what I think with my prayers, it's nice 668 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,120 My world is everything I've become contained 669 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,560 In the hum between voice and drum 670 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,280 l'm comin' from the same place l'm still runnin' from 671 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:47,160 Even sittin' in the garden l can still get stung 672 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:55,720 [ Moans ] 673 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:02,520 - Hi. - Hello. 674 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:06,600 l'm gonna go outside and take a walk. 675 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,520 Will you watch my stutt tor me ? 676 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,880 - Yeah, sure. - Okay. 677 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:18,760 [ Clears Throat ] 678 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,400 [ Woman ] My Jesus 679 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,760 [ Continues, lndistinct ] 680 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,880 Mr. Spiro, hi. lt's Sarah Lewis. 681 00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:33,360 Yeah, listen, l'm on my way down to sell the bagel shop. l should be there-- 682 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,640 What ? 683 00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:42,400 [ Sighs ] No. 684 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,320 Mr. Spiro, l think that's a misunderstanding, 685 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:48,480 'cause the man who called couldn't possibly have been my husband. 686 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,560 No. 687 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,480 [ Chattering ] 688 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:58,520 No, Mr. Spiro, actually, my husband-- He's coming with me to sell the property. 689 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,280 - Hi. - No, no, no, no. l have these. How ya doin' ? 690 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,880 - lt's okay. l can pay for them. - lt's the least l can do. 691 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,000 - Two tor the 9:30 to Savannah, please. - Thank you. 692 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,000 [ Man ] Residents of Savannah, Georgia, are at risk... 693 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:11,560 for the hurricane to make landfall by tomorrow afternoon. 694 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,960 Where's my wallet ? 695 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,920 - [ Chattering ] - [ Blows Raspberries ] 696 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,640 - [ Chattering ] - [ Sarah ] Fun in the sun. 697 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:26,840 You've already won. We're taking you to Miami. 698 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,920 Hey, Ben, you know what this is ? 699 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,320 This is one ot those real estate things where they give you prizes. 700 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,960 You look at one ot their condos. l used to do phone solicitation for these guys. 701 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,320 l was wonderin' why you hadn't mentioned phone solicitation. 702 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,840 They'll take you anywhere it they think there's a chance of you buyin' a condo. 703 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,000 l'm sure you've done this before, but it's not my speed. 704 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,480 Benjie, make you a deal, okay ? 705 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,920 l will get you on the bus. l'll get you down to Savannah for your wedding, 706 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,800 if once we're down there just for a couple ot minutes, you pretend you're my husband. 707 00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:00,560 What do l have to do ? Treat you badly and get you to make bad investments ? 708 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:04,800 No. We have no other option. What options do we have ? Zero. None. 709 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:08,200 Yet still somehow, they seem more appealing than this one. 710 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,600 l'm going another way. Wait, Sarah. 711 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:15,000 - l don't wanna be your husband. - Ben. Ben. 712 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,600 - Do you think l like these ? - l don't know. Everybody's ditterent. 713 00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,880 No, Ben, this is not tor me. This is tor a little person. 714 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:26,360 - l know, your nephew. - No, not my nephew, my son. 715 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,520 - You have a son ? - Yes, l have a son. 716 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:34,400 l have a ten-year-old boy who lives in Savannah with my tirst ex-husband. 717 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,360 And, um, l haven't seen him in, like, two years. 718 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,400 l wanted to take the money trom the store, and l wanted to give it to him... 719 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,440 for college or school or whatever he wanted. 720 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:49,680 It didn't matter to me, but l can't go in there empty-handed. 721 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,840 [ Sighs ] So, please ? 722 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:55,200 Hey, everybody. l want your attention for one second. 723 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,560 Hey, everybody. l want your attention for one second. 724 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,760 l'm like to introduce two new sun seekers. 725 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,320 Okay, Ben and Sarah. 726 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,760 - HoImes and Lewis. - Just married. 727 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,360 Yes, l'm keeping my name. What am l ? His slave ? 728 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,560 They missed their bus, so l thought we'd give them a ride. 729 00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:15,040 Actually, as it turns out, they are looking for a place to live. 730 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:19,360 We were gonna stay with his parents, but l can take that tor a week betore l poke out my eye. 731 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,080 No otfense, honey, but realIy, they're not human. 732 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,600 And guess what, everybody. You're gonna love this. Ben is a doctor. 733 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,560 [ Applause ] 734 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,920 We came to the right bus. 735 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,560 Tell 'em what your specialty is. 736 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:37,120 What's your speciality, pooky ? 737 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,200 Tsk. 738 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:43,400 He's a surgeon. Yeah. 739 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,840 - Going to be. - Going. 740 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:46,440 He's shy. Brain surgeon. 741 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:49,480 That's why we're relocating down to Miami. 742 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,840 Let's tace tacts. lt's like one big emergency room down there. 743 00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,240 No oftense. No otfense. 744 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:05,000 [ Man ] Every day l get in the queue 745 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,920 Too much, magic bus 746 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,880 Get on the bus It takes me to you 747 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,560 l'm so nervous l just sit down and smile 748 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:19,520 Okay, one hour fiesta. A little taste of Mexico, and you can drink the water. 749 00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:23,560 Ben Holmes. [ Laughs ] Sorry about the collect call. 750 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:28,840 l'll reimburse you when l get-- Okay. ls Bridget around ? 751 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:32,680 Uh-huh. She's out to lunch. Okay. Who's Steve ? 752 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,800 - Come on. - Yes. 753 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,240 Hyah, hyah, hyah. 754 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,720 Hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah. 755 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,280 Hi. 756 00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,520 [ Spanish Accent ] You wanna go on the spinning sombrero ride ? 757 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,760 - No, not really. - Oh, come on. 758 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,000 Bunch of 70-year-olds are going. Come on. 759 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,920 Sarah, there's two kinds of people in lite. 760 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,200 The kind that look at the spinning sombrero ride and think... 761 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,160 that there's maybe some amusement to be had there... 762 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:02,840 and the kind that look at it and think, "Where will l throw up atter ?'' 763 00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,760 You really should get some thrills in your lite before you die. 764 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,040 - Nausea is not a thrill. - Shh ! 765 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,160 [ Woman ] I've noticed you around. 766 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:14,200 Everybody, say, ""Come on, Ben.'' 767 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,080 [ Group ] Come on, Ben ! 768 00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,440 [ Man ] All right. 769 00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:19,880 [ Sarah ] Whoo ! 770 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,920 [ Shouting ] 771 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,680 Don't throw up on me, Tony. 772 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,520 Let it out, baby ! 773 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,200 [ Screaming ] 774 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,400 Murray ! 775 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,120 [ Man ] Hey ! Stop the ride ! 776 00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:59,880 Stop the ride ! 777 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:02,880 [ Murmuring ] 778 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:05,960 Give him some room. 779 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,600 Where's Dr. Holmes ? Anybody see Dr. Holmes ? Dr. Holmes ! 780 00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:14,280 Dr. Holmes, l think we, uh-- I think we need you. 781 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:20,880 Step back. Let the doctor do some work, huh ? 782 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:25,440 - Uh, all right. Call 911. - Somebody call 911 ! 783 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,400 We're gonna get your head back here. 784 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,760 Okay. Listen for breath, check tor a pulse. 785 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,640 Hey, you know what. Step back, guys. 786 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:38,920 Let him breathe a little bit, huh ? Step back. 787 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,440 [ Siren Wailing ] 788 00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,320 Excuse me, guys. Excuse me. 789 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,640 Dr. Keller, this is Dr. Holmes. 790 00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:51,040 He suffered an acute myocardial infarction... 791 00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:54,120 that was complicated by ventricular fibrillation. 792 00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,840 Okay. 793 00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:00,440 But he's going to be fine. You saved his lite. Good work, Doctor. 794 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,720 - [ Group Murmuring ] - Good work. 795 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:06,200 Hey, everyone, l think out of respect for Florence, 796 00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,600 we're gonna stay here in town tonight, okay ? 797 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:12,160 l made arrangements at a local moteI. 798 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:16,080 We really have to get on the road, so we're gonna part ways here. 799 00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:20,680 - l absolutely insist. See ya outside. - No, no, no, we're-- 800 00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:31,920 Wow. What a passion pit. 801 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,440 lt's the honeymoon suite. lmagine what the wedding must have been like. 802 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,360 Mm-mmm. 803 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,520 [ Sighs, Clears Throat ] 804 00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:52,040 l think l'm gonna take a bath. 805 00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,560 - [ Clears Throat ] - [ Door Thudding, Handle Squeaking ] 806 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:08,160 - [ Squeaking Continues ] - [ Clattering ] 807 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:09,960 - Hi. - Door won't close. 808 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,920 Need some help ? 809 00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:19,200 - Thank you. - [ Clears Throat ] 810 00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,400 [ Bones Cracking ] 811 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,520 [ Water Running ] 812 00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:51,240 [ Sighs, Mutters ] 813 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,240 Oh, yeah. Oh. 814 00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:07,040 lf l call three times a day 815 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:11,200 Come and drive my blues away 816 00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:17,080 - [ Groans ] - Be ready to play 817 00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:21,480 Do your, do your 818 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,360 lf you want to have some luck 819 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:29,480 Give your baby your last buck 820 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:32,560 And it you can't be 821 00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:34,600 With the one you love, honey 822 00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:37,000 Love the one you're with 823 00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,440 Love the one you're with 824 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:43,840 - [ Radio Off ] - l heard you said you didn't love me 825 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,760 [ Vocalizing ] 826 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,640 If l need attention 827 00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:55,280 Call, l'll call you on the phone 828 00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,920 - [ Tapping Quietly ] - l'm gonna head down to the gitt shop. 829 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:03,520 - lt's Ben. - Okay. Thanks for clearing that up. 830 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,880 lf my radiator gets too hot 831 00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:10,600 Yeah, Dad, uh, wire the money to, uh, 832 00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,720 Cash-O-Gram otfice in Orin, South Carolina. 833 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,920 Yeah, Ben, Orin, South Carolina, but what are you do-- 834 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,600 - What is he doing in South Carolina ? - l'm handling this. 835 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,520 What are you doing in South Carolina ? 836 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:24,200 What's going on ? Are you coming through the Bermuda Triangle ? 837 00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:26,680 Could l talk to you guys a second ? 838 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,600 - Certainly. - Yeah, sure. 839 00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,560 l was wondering-- l mean, l-- Are you happy ? 840 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:35,360 - You're asking if we're happy ? - Yeah. 841 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,280 - We're very proud ot you. - That's not what he asked. 842 00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,880 - He asked if we're happy. - I heard what he said. 843 00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:42,400 - Why shouldn't we be happy ? - l mean, uh-- 844 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,840 With your lives together, with your marriage. 845 00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:47,640 - What kind ot questions are these ? - What's this about ? 846 00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:52,960 Well, on the way down here, l met this woman. 847 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,040 - Oh, Ben, you idiot ! - Would you let him talk ? 848 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:56,600 What woman, you idiot ? 849 00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,560 She's just-- lt's not like that. 850 00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,800 lt's just that she's completely ditferent than anyone l've ever met. 851 00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:03,880 Please ! They always are ! 852 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,800 This is not good timing. 853 00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:09,120 - You're supposed to be getting married. - l know, Mom. 854 00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:14,200 l want to know how, when you got married, how you knew you were the right ones for one another. 855 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,120 [ Whispers ] l understand. Listen to me. 856 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:20,960 Ben, when l met your father, l had an opportunity to marry Sam Wellman. 857 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:24,000 - Sam Wellman ? - Shh ! Will you please ? 858 00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:27,520 - Who is now a very prominent businessman-- - He sells pooIs. 859 00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,040 They're not even built-in. They're the kind you blow up. 860 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,200 - Some are built-in. - Even they leak. 861 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,120 lt's okay. You know what ? lt's tine. 862 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,080 l was just curious, but it's-- 863 00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:38,040 Dad, l appreciate it it you could wire the money. 864 00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:41,640 - l'll be down there as soon as l can, okay ? - Okay, kid. Take care, huh ? 865 00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:44,720 Yeah. Bye-bye. 866 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,840 Thanks. 867 00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:53,880 [ Sighs ] 868 00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:56,360 - [ Water Bubbling ] - Whoo ! Okay. Okay, now, we're honeymooning. 869 00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,600 All right. 870 00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,560 But, l mean, it seems like what you're saying, though, 871 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:03,080 is that marriage itself is good. 872 00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:07,280 Oh, you know, yeah-- You gotta remember your parents were young once. 873 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,520 They went out dancing. 874 00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:12,120 They made love in the back seats of cars. 875 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,920 Then they got married and had kids, and the kids, they slowly... 876 00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,160 sucked the life right out of them, 877 00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:20,520 until all their passion, all their visions of a life... 878 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,880 of great adventure are reduced to hoping to be able... 879 00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,920 to sit on a goddamned toilet in peace ! 880 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:29,160 Well, l'm gonna get something to eat, Joe, so l-- 881 00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,040 Well, l'm gonna get something to eat, Joe, so l-- 882 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:34,000 - [ Alan ] l can't believe it ! - [ Debbie ] How weird ! 883 00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:37,280 - Ben ! Oh my God ! - Hey ! 884 00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,720 - What's going on ? Hey, Debbie. - Hi ! 885 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,640 - How are ya ? - I'm good. 886 00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:43,560 - What are you doing here ? - What are you doing here ? 887 00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:47,120 Uh, it's-- You would not believe what happened to me. 888 00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,080 Tell me about it. When they closed La Guardia, l couldn't get a flight... 889 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,720 out ot Newark or J.F.K., but, uh, luckily, uh, 890 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:53,640 Debbie here had a vehicIe. 891 00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:56,040 Uh, well, there's a certain symmetry there. Best man, maid ot honor. 892 00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,000 - You know. - Well, not really. 893 00:53:58,080 --> 00:53:59,920 - This is Joe. - Hi. Farrell. 894 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,920 Head ot the Sunshine Seekers Real Estate Company. 895 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,520 Joe, uh-- Joe gave me a ride down here. 896 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:06,800 And it was a pleasure. Quite a couple. 897 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,240 - So, you guys staying here ? - No, no, it's like the only place for miles. 898 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,000 You know, we thought we'd stop, get a bite to eat, pee. 899 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,200 - Yeah, so come on. We'll give you a litt. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 900 00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:18,640 - You're not taking the good doctor away trom us now. - The good doctor ? 901 00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:21,440 So, maybe you guys should just eat, 902 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:23,360 and I'Il just come back down and meet you in say, you know-- 903 00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,360 - Fifteen minutes ? ls that good ? - Great. 904 00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:27,640 - Let me grab the stuft out ot my room. - You got a-- You got a room ? 905 00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:30,440 - Yeah, the honeymoon suite. A Iittle ba-da-bing. - [ Chuckles ] 906 00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:32,720 That's right. Rehearsing tor tomorrow night. 907 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:36,480 - What's tomorrow night ? - Hey, this kid's gettin' married. 908 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:39,760 - Yeah. - [ Chuckles ] 909 00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,320 That's-- that's funny. He's already married. 910 00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:47,040 [ Laughs ] 911 00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:50,600 That's true, you know, 912 00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:53,320 but, uh, in my heart l'm already there. 913 00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:56,040 But we all have lives to lead, so let's move on with that, and l'll see you guys in a bit. 914 00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,920 Nice talking to ya, Joe. Okay, guys. 915 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,000 You gotta have heart 916 00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,200 [ Man ] Please, ma'am, l need your signature, ma'am. 917 00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:07,080 [ Virginia ] Signature ? For what ? 918 00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,160 Look at this. lt says "'damaged. " Do you see ? 919 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:12,320 - Can you read, young man ? D-A-M-A-G-E-D, damaged. - Damaged. 920 00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:20,000 We're very proud ot Ben. 921 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:23,240 lf he's late, believe you me, he has a good reason. 922 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,920 What l don't understand is how, in this day and age... 923 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,840 ot A.T.M.'s and cell phones and the lnternet... 924 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,600 and Voyager Two, 925 00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:36,800 could it take two days-- two days-- 926 00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,280 to get from New York to Savannah. 927 00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,800 Oh, don't drink out of the bottle, darling. 928 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,280 Thank you. 929 00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,520 We are really very proud ot him. 930 00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,200 This is ridiculous. 931 00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,440 l'll put an end to this right now. 932 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:59,440 Pretending to be a doctor, listening to my parents' advice on my personal lite. 933 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:02,800 Sarah ? Sarah ? 934 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,480 [ Bridget ] And where's my lousy maid of honor ? Where's Debbie ? 935 00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:16,920 Huh ? Can l not at least have that ? 936 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:21,000 Who's supposed to be pouring me drinks while l'm being stood up by the so-called groom ? 937 00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:23,000 Answer me that. Thank you. 938 00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,680 Honey, he'll be here. lt's all gonna work out. 939 00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,760 lt's true, Bridge. Husband and wife, that is something. 940 00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:31,000 lt must be nice to see your parents back together, though. 941 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:32,920 Yeah, talk about a match made in hell. 942 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,840 What do you mean, ""back together ?'' 943 00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,600 What do you mean you're separated ? 944 00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:40,520 Oh, honey, baby, sugar lump, 945 00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,880 it means your tather has an apartment he stays in... 946 00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:46,240 - when you're not here. - l'm never here. 947 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,200 l stay there a lot. 948 00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,960 When were you going to tell me ? 949 00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:52,960 Honey, we didn't want to spoil your wedding. 950 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,720 This is your special time. WelI, it would have been. 951 00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:59,920 Okay. 952 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,840 Okay. 953 00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,520 Get me outta here. 954 00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:11,040 [ SaIsa ] 955 00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,040 Whoo ! 956 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:48,320 - [ Man ] Look who's here. Hey, Ben. - [ Woman ] There's Ben. 957 00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:56,800 l want to buy this man-- [ Continues, lndistinct ] 958 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,480 Whoo ! 959 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:15,880 Whoo ! 960 00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,960 - [ Applause ] - Whoo ! [ Chuckles ] 961 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,280 [ Piano ] 962 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,240 [ Woman ] Get out there. 963 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,240 How can you resist it ? 964 00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:48,680 [ Laughing, Chattering ] 965 00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,600 - [ Grunts ] - [ Chuckles ] 966 00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:00,640 You look like you should be writing to your congressman to protest cuts in Medicare. 967 00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,600 Really ? That's exactly the look l was going tor, 968 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,520 compliments ot Sun Seeker Phyllis. 969 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:07,040 Listen, Sarah, l just ran into, uh-- 970 00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:09,800 Shh. You can't do two things at one time. 971 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,000 - Well, the plans that we sort ot-- - Okay. 972 00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:15,920 You obviously didn't win your tiancee over on the dance tloor either, did you ? 973 00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:23,680 How did you and Bridget meet ? 974 00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:27,600 - Uh, at a party. - And ? 975 00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:30,600 - lt was a surprise party. - Oh, what a beautitul story. 976 00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:32,520 lt must have been a magical night. 977 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,440 No wonder you can't write your vows. 978 00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:45,480 No ottense, but l'm not sure l should be taking romantic advice from you. 979 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:48,400 - You think ? - Failure's a fantastic teacher. 980 00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:50,880 You could learn from my mistakes. l could tell you... 981 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,360 everything l hated about my husbands and my boytriends so you don't do the same. 982 00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:55,720 - Should l get a pad ? - Get a scroll. 983 00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,720 - A scroll ? [ Chuckles ] - Aw, okay. 984 00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:01,680 Never forget her birthday. Make a really, really big deaI out of it. 985 01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:03,840 Atter sex, hold her for a little while. 986 01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,320 - You know, talk to her like a human being. - Ah. 987 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:10,200 Uh, oh, and do not wear your socks to bed. 988 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,120 - Why ? - No socks to bed, 989 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:14,680 because you might not be all that attractive to begin with. 990 01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,600 [ Chuckles ] No. Keep going. 991 01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:20,000 Always, always side with her in an argument with your mother. 992 01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:24,520 Um, listen to her like you mean it. 993 01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:28,360 Supportiveness is a really, reaIly sexy turn-on. 994 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,280 - Never, ever hit. - No. 995 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:33,280 No. And, um, 996 01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:35,840 -no matter what annoying habits she has, -Mm-hmm. 997 01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:39,880 just realize that she's dealing with a huge mountain ot imperfections every day. 998 01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:43,240 So you might just want to let it go. 999 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,320 - That's it. - That's it ? 1000 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,520 Yep. 1001 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,520 - Hey, can l sit there ? - Hey. 1002 01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:27,400 [ No Audio ] 1003 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:29,320 - Hey-- Aaah ! Ohhh ! - Oh ! 1004 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,840 Uh, let's get some air. 1005 01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:35,280 - Why ? - l'm just-- l'm hot. [ Mumbling ] 1006 01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:37,960 Grilled prawns or something ? 1007 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,840 One second. 1008 01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:50,160 - What's the matter with you ? - Hmm ? 1009 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,280 - What's the matter with you ? - Nothing's the matter with me. Do, uh-- 1010 01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:55,080 - Do you know how to swim ? - Of course l know how to swim. 1011 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:15,440 [ Laughing ] 1012 01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:17,840 Aaah ! 1013 01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:25,960 [ Debbie ] l'm tellin' you, l saw him come out here. 1014 01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:28,880 That-- That's him down there. That's him. 1015 01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:32,200 - l don't see anything. - There's a body at the bottom ot the pool. 1016 01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:34,440 No, l think that's just a big drain. 1017 01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:37,840 -[ Chuckles ] -l don't know what you're talking about. 1018 01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:40,760 - Oh, and P.S.-- you're a moron. - [ Grunts ] 1019 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:42,800 HelIo ? Excuse me ? Hi. Hi. 1020 01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:45,640 - Do you know Ben Holmes ? - [ Coughs ] l'm sorry. Know who ? 1021 01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:47,640 Ben Holmes. ls that Ben at the bottom of the pool ? 1022 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:50,440 l don't know, but l could go ask tor you. 1023 01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:53,120 [ Alan ] It's not Ben, okay ? He's afraid of the water. 1024 01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:56,480 He goes to the beach in a suit and tie. Come on, let's go. 1025 01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:58,920 I found it ! l got it, l got it. 1026 01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:01,160 - What ? - Goldarn contact lenses. 1027 01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:04,360 - [ Chuckles ] - You oughta just stick with glasses. 1028 01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:06,280 Oh, hey, guys ? What's going on ? What's happening ? 1029 01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:08,360 - Hi. - Hey, Alan. 1030 01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:10,440 This is Sarah. Sarah, Alan. 1031 01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:13,040 - This is my best man at my wedding. - Hey. How are you ? 1032 01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:14,960 Debbie. This is the maid of honor. 1033 01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:17,240 - Hi, Debbie. - Hi. 1034 01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:19,200 So, how'd you two hook up ? 1035 01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:21,360 Uh, l wouIdn't say that we're hooked up, really. 1036 01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:26,280 l sort ot barely know this person, but-- 1037 01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,920 You were on the bus, right ? Yeah, we rode down on the bus together. 1038 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:32,320 There's a whole group of folks. Rode down together. 1039 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:35,440 Okay, and the whole pool thing ? 1040 01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,920 She tell in the pool, and uh, 1041 01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:40,760 didn't look like she was a strong swimmer. 1042 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:42,800 She was kind of flailing around, so l-- 1043 01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:45,760 There's no lifeguard on duty if you see the sign there, 1044 01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:49,120 So I jumped in, and you know, hauled her out. 1045 01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:52,040 Then, in the course ot that, the contact lens tell out. 1046 01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:55,200 Here you go, miss. You oughta be caretul with these, because they're-- 1047 01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:57,160 Here you go. lt's your contact lens. 1048 01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,480 That's a great story. 1049 01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:03,520 Bridget's really lucky to be marrying such a great swimmer. 1050 01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:07,480 - Whoa ! What happened here ? - [ Chuckles ] 1051 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:09,920 Well, perhaps after you dry off, you'll come back in for another dance ? 1052 01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:12,840 - You got it, Herman. - Dr. Holmes, you don't mind... 1053 01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:15,480 if l dance with your wite, do you ? 1054 01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:20,200 Yeah. You don't mind, do you sweetie ? 1055 01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:23,720 - All right, all right. Well, l'll see you in there. - [ Sarah ] Okay. 1056 01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:45,040 l'm pretty disappointed in you, Ben. 1057 01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:47,320 You know, everybody's always telling Bridget she's so lucky... 1058 01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:49,240 because you're such a nice guy. 1059 01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:52,440 Debbie, l am a nice guy, all right ? This is not what you think. 1060 01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,800 Okay. [ Chuckles ] Whatever, Dr. Holmes. 1061 01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:57,480 Okay ? 1062 01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:03,160 - Alan ? - Ben, you don't need to explain, okay ? 1063 01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:05,400 Remember, l'm the guy who begged you... 1064 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,640 to sleep with more women before you got married. 1065 01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:09,720 l am not sleeping with her, man ! 1066 01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:11,640 Okay ? There's nothing going on ! 1067 01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:16,040 Why-- Why won't you listen to me ? 1068 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:19,440 - Maybe because l'm getting married tomorrow ? - All right, look, Ben. 1069 01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:21,480 lt you're not gonna take advantage ot a night... 1070 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:26,800 that's gonna get you through many sad, pathetic, lonely years, then-- 1071 01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:28,800 [ Chuckles ] My God. 1072 01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:30,760 l'll see you in the lobby in five minutes. 1073 01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:36,280 [ Sighs ] 1074 01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:41,040 l hate to remind you, but we had a deal, remember ? 1075 01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:44,200 You were supposed to be my husband if l got you a ride. Do you remember that ? 1076 01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:46,280 Yes, l remember that arrangement. 1077 01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,600 l did not, however, presuppose the tact that Debbie... 1078 01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:51,720 is now on her way down to tell my tiancee that l am holed up... 1079 01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:54,600 in a hotel room in South Carolina somewhere with a woman... 1080 01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:56,800 claiming to be the wife ot the good Dr. Ben Holmes ! 1081 01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:59,720 What was l supposed to do ? The Sunshine people think we're married. 1082 01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:04,280 They would have stoned us. As it is, l already feel bad enough about not buying a condo. 1083 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,200 Why don't you just tell Bridget the truth ? 1084 01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:08,520 What kind ot marriage do you have if she doesn't believe you ? 1085 01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:11,120 - Just explain why you're with me-- - Sarah, l'm not with you ! 1086 01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:13,480 We're not together ! This is not a relationship ! 1087 01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:16,440 l just happen to be traveling alongside a natural disaster ! 1088 01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:18,880 - You know what ? l realIy feel sorry for you. - [ Sarcastic Chuckle ] 1089 01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:21,920 'Cause at least when l was getting married, l could admit l was scared. 1090 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:25,440 - WelI, save me your pity, because l am not scared. - You know what ? 1091 01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:28,760 You have such a problem with honesty, Ben, you know that ? 1092 01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:30,880 - Oh. - You can't tell your tiancee what's going on. 1093 01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:34,400 You can't explain something absolutely simple and innocent to your best man, 1094 01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,480 and you are with me, Ben ! 1095 01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,440 You could have left a hundred times, but you didn't ! 1096 01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:41,400 - I tried to ! - Then why are you still here ? 1097 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:43,880 l'm leaving ! All right, tine ! 1098 01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:46,720 You wanna talk about honesty ? Let's talk about honesty. 1099 01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:49,600 - Bring it on. - You complain about your lite, nonstop, all the time. 1100 01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:51,520 [ Mimicking Sarah ] lt's all your tault. 1101 01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:55,240 You are a beautiful, incredible woman. You could have any guy you wanted, 1102 01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,360 but you keep picking these losers. 1103 01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:59,720 And the only thing l can think ot is that you choose these guys... 1104 01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:02,640 who are intellectually inferior to you so that you can control them, 1105 01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:06,600 but still teel conveniently wounded when the relationship ends. 1106 01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:10,080 You're the one that's afraid of commitment. You back out of every job you ever have ! 1107 01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:12,800 You run away from anyone and anything, 1108 01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:15,320 and you think it's so unconventional and liberating, 1109 01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:18,320 when in tact, it's just cowardice and juvenile... 1110 01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:20,400 and unable to face the real world ! 1111 01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:23,560 Ha ! Okay, you want honesty, l'll give you honesty. 1112 01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:25,600 Do you know why you can't write your marriage vows ? 1113 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:28,600 Because you are absolutely territied that you have nothing to say. 1114 01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:31,520 And why would you, Ben ? Because you run around so scared... 1115 01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:35,640 that lite is gonna throw you this curveball that'll completely shatter... 1116 01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:39,360 this crystal clear, pertect existence that you've created for yourselt in your Day Timer, 1117 01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:43,440 that you blurb your way out of teeling anything emotional, anything real. 1118 01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:46,920 You have no emotions, and that's what makes you a shitty writer, Ben. 1119 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:50,280 You know what ? At least l don't sit around obsessing... 1120 01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:52,200 that no one's going to come to my tuneral, 1121 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:54,480 because l have relationships that last longer than a week. 1122 01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,400 - My funeral is gonna be packed ! - You know what, Ben ? 1123 01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:59,360 That is just great. And l know your eulogy... 1124 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:01,280 is gonna look so nice on the back of a book cover. 1125 01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:05,600 l just think you are an immature, seltish person. 1126 01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:07,960 WelI, l'm obviously wrong. 1127 01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:11,360 Have a fabulous time in Westchester. l do hope you enjoy the minivan. 1128 01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:16,240 God ! How great it must be to be so cool and above everyone, huh ? 1129 01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:18,480 lt must be great ! Let me ask you somethin'. 1130 01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:21,280 How cool is it to abandon your kid ? 1131 01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:25,040 l was 1 7 years old, okay ? Fuck you. You don't know anything about it. 1132 01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:27,120 - All right, weIl, try 2 7, Sarah, - Nothing. 1133 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,320 because seventeen's not working anymore. 1134 01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:33,360 Okay, Ben, take your marriage Clift Notes and have a nice wedding, okay ? 1135 01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:35,720 - Have a nice divorce. - Okay. 1136 01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:40,040 Four, three, two, one. 1137 01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:42,280 - Okay, l'm leaving. - Hey, Deb, he's comin'. 1138 01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:45,560 Five minutes. There he is. l think he's-- Come on ! 1139 01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:48,760 No, no, no, don't-- 1140 01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:51,720 - Well, that was smooth. - You're getting married tomorrow, Ben. 1141 01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:55,040 What's your point ? 1142 01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:57,920 Well, you see, if I'm gonna turn my life around, 1143 01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:00,200 l can't very well break up your marriage. 1144 01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:02,960 l'll have bad luck tor the rest of my lite, karmically speaking, and I-- 1145 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,880 l am getting married tomorrow, 1146 01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,680 l have nonretundable tickets to Hawaii, 1147 01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:12,160 and l cannot make myself leave this room. 1148 01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:15,960 Well, l like you too, Ben. 1149 01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:19,320 l-- 1150 01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:21,840 I can't go through with a marriage like that. l can't. 1151 01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:25,200 Ben, relax. We didn't even get to second base. 1152 01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:27,720 Have you seen Dr. Holmes and his wife ? 1153 01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:29,760 We're doing the raftle. 1154 01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:32,400 He's not Dr. Holmes, and she's not his wite. 1155 01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:35,000 Okey dokey ? Okey dokey ? 1156 01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:42,000 [ Sighs ] 1157 01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:44,000 l'm gonna tell her. 1158 01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:48,200 l think at the very least she deserves that. 1159 01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:50,320 lf l can teel this way about someone else-- 1160 01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:52,560 Hey ! Come on ! 1161 01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:56,120 - Why does this have to get dangerous ? - Get in, you treak ! 1162 01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:58,400 - God ! - [ Tires Screeching ] 1163 01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:01,160 ls that your ride ? 1164 01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:03,440 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 1165 01:10:05,440 --> 01:10:08,440 Now what are you gonna do ? 1166 01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:11,120 l don't know. Let's go get the money my tather wired. 1167 01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:13,960 That should get us a cab at least. 1168 01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:25,000 This is actually the pertect car for this trip. 1169 01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:29,000 lt's already been wrecked, totaled and destroyed. What else can go wrong ? 1170 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:40,640 [ Clamoring, Shouting ] 1171 01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:50,120 Well, you asked. [ Chuckles ] 1172 01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:54,600 - RealIy. That's interesting. - [ Laughs ] 1173 01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:57,360 That's not really that funny, actually. 1174 01:10:57,440 --> 01:11:00,680 [ Continues Laughing ] 1175 01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:03,760 l think we should just sit here and wait tor the locusts to come ! 1176 01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:06,880 [ Both Laughing ] 1177 01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:10,480 - Oh, my God. - [ Laughs ] 1178 01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:12,400 - Oh. - Oh. 1179 01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:15,640 - Yeah. All righty. - Yeah. 1180 01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:19,240 She's on tire, Ben. [ Chuckles ] 1181 01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:42,920 Well. l guess we should, uh-- 1182 01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:49,080 Yeah. We should-- 1183 01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:28,640 - [ Grunts ] - l am slipping ! 1184 01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:31,360 [ Both Laughing ] 1185 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:34,120 This is so wrong. 1186 01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:37,120 But it teels so right to me. [ Moans ] 1187 01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:40,840 [ Thud ] 1188 01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:45,000 [ Both Grunting ] 1189 01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:47,760 - Oh, good evening. - [ Laughing ] 1190 01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:49,680 Good evening. Good evening. 1191 01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:52,160 - Hi, Joe. - lt is a good evening, isn't it ? 1192 01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:55,600 - [ Group Murmuring ] - Dr. Holmes, or whoever it is you are. 1193 01:12:55,680 --> 01:13:00,440 We made a call. There's no Dr. Ben Holmes in New York City. 1194 01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,720 Unless you're a veterinary brain surgeon. 1195 01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:06,280 Well, all God's creatures are welcome in my otfice. 1196 01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:09,320 But the way you two carry on, you oughta be ashamed of yourselves ! 1197 01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:13,280 - You tell 'em. - There is the matter of your bill. 1198 01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:15,280 [ Mumbling ] 1199 01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:18,320 Thank you very much. 1200 01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:20,280 - l'm really sorry. - [ Sighs ] 1201 01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:22,760 - Let's look at this bill here. - Seems a little excessive. 1202 01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:25,800 No, if you add the two and the two, that's tour, and then, uh-- 1203 01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:31,240 Run ! Jesus ! Jesus ! 1204 01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:34,880 How long do you think before they call the police ? 1205 01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:39,280 - Oh, about tive minutes ago. - All right. 1206 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:42,720 Yesterday l was just trying to get married, today l'm a fugitive. 1207 01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:44,800 - Okay, l get it now. - [ Dance Music ] 1208 01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:47,080 This is a sign. This whole thing is a sign. 1209 01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:49,480 l am not supposed to get married. Loud and clear. 1210 01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:52,960 We have to be in Savannah in the morning. 1211 01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:55,360 The tuzz are atter us. 1212 01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:01,320 Hey, Ben, how much was that car we saw back in the lot ? 1213 01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:03,880 The disaster car ? lt was $150. 1214 01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:06,160 'Cause l'm thinking that if, uh-- 1215 01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:08,520 lt somebody went into this place right here... 1216 01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:12,880 and did, you know, a little bump and grind tor the good old boys, they could, uh-- 1217 01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:15,840 they could probably walk out ot there with that amount ot money in their pocket. 1218 01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:18,040 Strip dancing ? 1219 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:20,640 You're saying you'd just go in and strip dance ? l'm talking about something serious. 1220 01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:23,120 Ben, let's weigh out our alternatives here. 1221 01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:25,120 On one hand, what do we have ? We have a little harmless dancing... 1222 01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:28,440 that gets us to Savannah where l have $25,000 waiting tor me, 1223 01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:31,640 and you have what, 130 ot your closest family and friends waiting for you. 1224 01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:33,960 And on the other hand, we have-- oh, look, we have nothing. 1225 01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:37,800 Oh, there's nothing there. So, we have dancing, going to Savannah. Oh, nothing ! 1226 01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:41,040 - l see where you're going with this. - You know l'm right. 1227 01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:43,680 [ Police Siren ] 1228 01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:45,600 - [ Police Radio, lndistinct ] - The tuzz. 1229 01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:49,160 AIl right. Am l being too prudish about this ? 1230 01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:52,360 ls that what it is ? Maybe l am. l just gotta open my mind. 1231 01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:54,600 You go in there, you take your clothes otf, you have the power. 1232 01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:58,000 Post-feminist. lt's aggressive. You have the power and control. 1233 01:14:58,080 --> 01:15:00,760 l know what l'm doing. Watch my back. 1234 01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:03,640 Watch your back ? What, are we on Mod Squad now ? 1235 01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,120 - Hiya. How ya doin' ? - Good. 1236 01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:12,480 l was wondering if y'all had any entertainment. 1237 01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:15,880 - We got a pool table out back. - What would you say to somebody dancing on it... 1238 01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:20,400 tor a set price of, l don't know, $150 ? 1239 01:15:20,480 --> 01:15:23,000 I could guarantee you a really good show. 1240 01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:26,640 - $150 seems like a lot of money. - What ? Look at her. 1241 01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:29,880 l am looking at her. l'm not interested. 1242 01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:34,880 How much tor you to dance ? 1243 01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:38,120 - Excuse me ? - Ben, 1244 01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:40,760 l think this is one of these places... 1245 01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:44,880 where everyone would much rather see you dance than see me dance. 1246 01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:48,520 - You mean-- - Get your hands off of my man 1247 01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:50,440 Get your hands off of my man 1248 01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:53,000 Get your hands off of my man 1249 01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:57,360 lt's not tunny anymore, because l don't even like... 1250 01:15:57,440 --> 01:15:59,280 to be naked at home in my shower by myself. 1251 01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:01,560 - So, it was okay tor me a minute ago ? - Well, it's on your resume. 1252 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,520 lf you want me to blurb you a novel, l could do that. 1253 01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:05,480 So much for power and control, big guy. Get up there. 1254 01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:07,400 - All right, l'm sorry. - There you go. 1255 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:11,080 - [ Techno ] - [ Crowd Cheering ] 1256 01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:27,280 Oh, watch me ride 1257 01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:32,720 l'm a sexual animal Eat you like a cannibal 1258 01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:35,200 Prime for the energy 1259 01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:38,440 I'm inflammable 1260 01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:43,240 Yeah, l finished my beer So come here 1261 01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:46,920 And get nice while I Lick your ear 1262 01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:49,960 Put your legs over there 1263 01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:52,200 And kinda swing on a chair 1264 01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:55,400 l swear you look wicked 1265 01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:58,480 When your hand is in your hair 1266 01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:02,560 Eyes half closed Cute little nose 1267 01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:05,520 And like a pound of self raising 1268 01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:07,640 I roll and roll 1269 01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:10,800 - Step out of my clothes - [ Cheering Wildly ] 1270 01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:13,720 Like l'm doing the right thing 1271 01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:18,120 It was pumping and she was frightening 1272 01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:23,040 Yeah, lightning flashed and thunder roared 1273 01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:26,840 They're really cheering tor you. You're doing a great job. 1274 01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:29,520 Nope. Everyone in here is looking at your ass. 1275 01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:33,960 This is where l'm lost all night 1276 01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:38,600 lf loving you is wrong l don't want to be right 1277 01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:43,720 If loving you is wrong 1278 01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:46,600 l don't wanna be right 1279 01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:48,800 Don't wanna be right 1280 01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:52,160 lf l come first Well, that's not worse 1281 01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:56,360 [ Crowd Cheering Wildly ] 1282 01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:08,800 One take like an earthquake 1283 01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:24,320 l'll take a delight in making the bedsprings sing all night 1284 01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:29,600 If loving you is wrong l don't want to be right 1285 01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:33,120 - Whoo ! Ha ha ! Can do ! Let's check it out. - Come on. 1286 01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:36,000 Whoo-hoo-hoo ! Look at that ! 1287 01:18:36,040 --> 01:18:38,840 - Convertible style. - [ Metal Grinding ] 1288 01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:49,960 [ Ben ] l'm a sexual animal 1289 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:53,240 Eat you like a cannibal 1290 01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:57,720 [ Chuckles ] Well, l didn't have... 1291 01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:01,520 the g-string and the cowboy boots, but, uh, l think it was a good showing nonetheless. 1292 01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:03,440 Don't be too proud ot yourself. You weren't that good, Ben. 1293 01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:06,080 Don't be jealous. 1294 01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:09,120 lt's amazing, because the things you find so exotic and interesting right now... 1295 01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:11,880 are gonna be the same things that you're gonna hate me for in the end. 1296 01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:14,320 Why am l hating you in this scenario ? What's-- 1297 01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:16,240 Okay ? Trust me. 1298 01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:18,960 A lot ot stutf's happened really tast. You're just not registering it. 1299 01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:21,920 lt's registering, okay ? l'm a gay dancer and l'm proud. 1300 01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:24,000 l'm a gay, gay strip dancer and l love it. 1301 01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:25,960 Registered. Cha-ching ! Change ! [ Chuckles ] 1302 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:29,200 The password is ""denial,'' okay ? You've known me two days. 1303 01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:32,360 Two days. Now we're on our way down to go break up your marriage. 1304 01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:36,200 That has nothing to do with you. 1305 01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:38,760 l don't believe you. 1306 01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:43,200 l don't either. 1307 01:20:01,160 --> 01:20:03,480 [ Television Reporter ] Amanda is beginning to gather strength as it continues... 1308 01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:05,400 its journey in the Atlantic. 1309 01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:07,960 It's currently a category two hurricane. 1310 01:20:11,080 --> 01:20:14,080 The hurricane is continuing its push towards the northwest, 1311 01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:17,800 and that means the coastlines of Georgia and South Carolina-- [ Continues, lndistinct ] 1312 01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:22,360 He'll make it. 1313 01:20:22,440 --> 01:20:24,480 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 1314 01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:37,400 That's it right there. Yep. 1315 01:20:37,480 --> 01:20:39,320 - Oh, my God, that's Carl. - Carl ? 1316 01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:42,720 My husband. 1317 01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:50,760 Surprise, sweetheart. Who's this ? 1318 01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:54,720 l know it's not the guy you're trying to sell the place to, 'cause l got an injunction. 1319 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:56,840 Bullshit. 1320 01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:02,880 [ Scofts ] This is so fake. 1321 01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:05,320 You can't even get an injunction that tast, all right ? 1322 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:07,240 - What are you doing this to me for ? - Carl. 1323 01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:09,160 - l have to get back pretty soon, so-- - This is my place, okay ? 1324 01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:11,080 - l bought it with my money. - Your place ? 1325 01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:13,120 - Yeah. - For chrissakes, Sarah, we're married. 1326 01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:17,360 You wanna sell the place ? That's fine, we'll sell the place. 1327 01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:20,280 You can send the money down to your kid it that's what your worried about. 1328 01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:22,280 Now, come on. 1329 01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:25,080 Come on, angel. You got no place else to go. 1330 01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:28,320 l'm not going, Carl. 1331 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:30,840 You ungratetul bitch. 1332 01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,760 - What ? - Hey. Hold on. 1333 01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:36,320 - Nobody's talking to you, my friend. - Okay. Just cool it. 1334 01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:39,080 - Sarah, get in the car. - l'm not going, Carl. Forget it. Not going. 1335 01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:41,640 - l said get in the car, now ! - No, l'm not getting in the car ! 1336 01:21:41,720 --> 01:21:43,640 [ Carl ] Goddamn you. Hey, what's your problem ? 1337 01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:45,400 You sleep with her and you think that means something ? 1338 01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:47,640 - You don't know what you're talking about. - Don't you tell me-- 1339 01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:52,280 - [ Grunts ] Ohh ! - You all right ? You okay ? 1340 01:21:52,360 --> 01:21:54,920 - Did you find my thumb ? - Get outta here, Carl. 1341 01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:56,960 - Go ! Go ! - You know, l got news tor you, buddy. 1342 01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:59,240 - You're just the next number on the list. - Just go home, man. 1343 01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:01,600 You know what happened with her kid ? What did she tell you ? 1344 01:22:01,640 --> 01:22:03,520 Carl, don't. CarI, don't. 1345 01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:05,480 - She let the dad raise him ? Well, that's bullshit ! - Shut up. 1346 01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:08,240 The kid chose the tather. 1347 01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:12,120 She was never even around. 1348 01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:14,280 But even a six-year-old could see. 1349 01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:16,560 You can't trust her. 1350 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:20,200 Enjoy the ride, pal. 1351 01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:31,840 [ Engine Starting, Tires Screeching ] 1352 01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:38,800 - Hey, are you okay ? - Yeah. 1353 01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:48,720 [ Sobs ] Oh, Jesus. Now l can't even go see him. 1354 01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:50,640 Who ? Your little boy ? 1355 01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:53,040 [ Sobs ] 1356 01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:57,440 Hey. 1357 01:22:57,480 --> 01:23:00,360 - Why ? Because of $25,000 ? - Yeah. 1358 01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:03,680 Aw, Sarah. 1359 01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:07,240 l don't know anything about raising kids, 1360 01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:10,720 but l don't think $25,000 is gonna win him over. 1361 01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:13,000 - l think he wants to see you. - [ Whimpers ] 1362 01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:15,160 [ Sniftles ] 1363 01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:19,400 Can't win him over. He obviously doesn't want what l have to ofter. 1364 01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:21,800 [ Sighs ] 1365 01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:24,800 Sarah, you have the most incredible ability... 1366 01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:28,360 to make people absolutely crazy about you. 1367 01:23:28,440 --> 01:23:31,200 No, l have the ability to make people crazy. 1368 01:23:31,240 --> 01:23:33,640 That's what l can do. Really well. 1369 01:23:33,680 --> 01:23:37,000 - [ Sighs ] - Sarah, everybody loves you. 1370 01:23:37,040 --> 01:23:39,600 - [ Chuckles ] - You just-- 1371 01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:42,080 You just think they're all wrong. 1372 01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:48,920 [ Sniftles ] When does your wedding start ? 1373 01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:52,240 [ Chattering ] 1374 01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:56,840 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 1375 01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:11,520 [ Lightning Striking ] 1376 01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:18,720 WeIl. 1377 01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:23,680 - Seventeen minutes late. - [ Thunder Rumbling ] 1378 01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:26,880 Ben's usually very prompt. 1379 01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:30,480 You must be so very proud of him. 1380 01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:33,000 [ Knock On Door ] 1381 01:24:33,080 --> 01:24:35,840 l hate to interrupt, but l think the hurricane... 1382 01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:38,520 may arrive betore the groom. 1383 01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:41,120 Good Lord. 1384 01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:43,080 [ Sighs ] 1385 01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:45,040 Ben, where are you ? 1386 01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:54,280 [ Both Screaming ] 1387 01:25:29,880 --> 01:25:31,720 [ Panting ] 1388 01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:34,720 Look, we'll-- 1389 01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:39,160 l just wanna get my bearings here for a second. 1390 01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:41,280 - Okay. - [ Exhales ] 1391 01:25:41,320 --> 01:25:45,000 - [ Exhales ] Well. - All right. 1392 01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:48,840 Two strangers arrive at a wedding. One invited, one is not. 1393 01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:52,520 And as the guests arrive and the appetizers are served, 1394 01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:56,480 the true drama untolds just minutes trom the altar. [ Chuckles ] 1395 01:25:58,600 --> 01:26:01,080 l don't think I'm gonna be able to blurb my way out of this one. 1396 01:26:03,080 --> 01:26:06,680 Nope. Probably not. 1397 01:26:08,440 --> 01:26:10,960 Okay. AIl right. 1398 01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:14,400 l'm just gonna run in there... 1399 01:26:14,440 --> 01:26:18,600 just put a quick stop to this whole wedding thing, you know. 1400 01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:21,640 Maybe grab a tew gifts on the way out. 1401 01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:24,880 - You need anything ? Bread maker ? - Um-- 1402 01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:27,680 - Cuisinart ? - No, no, l think l'm good. 1403 01:26:27,720 --> 01:26:29,600 Yeah. 1404 01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:38,720 You will be here when l come back, won't you ? 1405 01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:42,880 Oh, well, you know me. [ Chuckles ] 1406 01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:47,400 l would not presume. 1407 01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:53,960 [ Exhales ] All right. Wish me luck. 1408 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:58,720 Ben, do me a favor and just forget about luck, okay ? 1409 01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:02,360 Forget about loyalty, forget about... 1410 01:27:02,440 --> 01:27:06,920 being nice, torget about polite, okay ? 1411 01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:12,720 Because this is the rest ot your lite and possibly somebody else's too. 1412 01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:14,960 - Yeah. - You know ? 1413 01:27:15,040 --> 01:27:17,000 Yeah. 1414 01:27:17,080 --> 01:27:19,720 Just be honest. 1415 01:27:21,040 --> 01:27:25,440 lf her tather happens to shoot me on my way out, 1416 01:27:25,480 --> 01:27:29,000 l guess I'll see you in heaven. [ Chuckles ] 1417 01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:31,760 Yeah. l don't think l deserve heaven. 1418 01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:35,400 Ah, Sarah. 1419 01:27:35,480 --> 01:27:39,680 You deserve so much more than you think. 1420 01:27:39,720 --> 01:27:43,320 You deserve to be with somebody... 1421 01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:46,760 who will be really, really depressed if your plane goes down. 1422 01:27:46,840 --> 01:27:49,040 [ Chuckles ] 1423 01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:01,360 [ Groans ] 1424 01:28:14,360 --> 01:28:16,200 [ Sniftles ] 1425 01:28:18,440 --> 01:28:20,840 [ Chattering ] 1426 01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:24,080 - Hey, Ben. - Hey, man, what happened to you ? 1427 01:28:24,160 --> 01:28:26,080 - [ Chattering ] - What, did you go swimming ? 1428 01:28:26,160 --> 01:28:28,400 - Ben ! Honey, honey, come on. - l have to talk to you ! 1429 01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:30,920 - Dad, l can't right now. - We just want to talk to you for a minute. 1430 01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:33,360 - l can't right now ! - Benjamin ! - Get in there ! 1431 01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:37,200 - All right, Benjamin. - Barbara, please. 1432 01:28:37,280 --> 01:28:39,280 l want you to listen to your father. 1433 01:28:39,360 --> 01:28:40,920 - Ben ? We were thinking about... - Yes. 1434 01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:43,840 what you were telling us on the phone, 1435 01:28:43,920 --> 01:28:47,840 and the thing is, nobody knows if it's gonna work out. 1436 01:28:47,880 --> 01:28:50,040 lt's all a leap ot taith. 1437 01:28:50,120 --> 01:28:54,360 lt just so happened that in my case, I was lucky. 1438 01:28:54,440 --> 01:28:58,320 My heart told me to do something, l did it, 1439 01:28:58,400 --> 01:29:01,480 and 32 years later, here l am. 1440 01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:06,480 Don't speak. You'll ruin the moment. 1441 01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:13,840 [ Guests Shouting ] 1442 01:29:15,120 --> 01:29:17,400 You have got a lot ot nerve ! 1443 01:29:17,480 --> 01:29:20,320 Now, maybe this is how they treat women back in New York, 1444 01:29:20,360 --> 01:29:22,880 but here in Savannah, we have a little more respect... 1445 01:29:22,920 --> 01:29:25,160 tor the sanctity ot marriage. 1446 01:29:25,240 --> 01:29:29,120 - Oh, do you hear yourself ? - l am not talking to you, Virginia ! 1447 01:29:29,160 --> 01:29:31,560 - Where's Bridget ? l want to marry her. - Who the hell are you ? 1448 01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:35,080 - Someone who gets to a wedding on time ! - Hi, we haven't met. l'm Ben. 1449 01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:38,720 Steve Montgomery. l used to go out with Bridget and l'm still in love with her. 1450 01:29:38,760 --> 01:29:40,840 - Can l see your invitation ? - Hey, hey, hey, hey ! 1451 01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:43,520 Excuse me ! Somebody should be asking for your invitation, all right ? 1452 01:29:43,560 --> 01:29:46,920 P.S.-- you shouldn't even be having a wedding ! 1453 01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:51,000 - l saw him in the hotel last night with some woman ! - Whoa ! Hey, untrue ! 1454 01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:54,760 They are just travel friends. And she's ugly ! 1455 01:29:54,840 --> 01:29:57,760 [ Chatter, Shouting ] 1456 01:30:01,160 --> 01:30:03,960 Why do you New Yorkers have to be so unpleasant ? 1457 01:30:04,040 --> 01:30:06,440 - l like New York. - Put 'em up ! 1458 01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:09,640 [ Shouting Continues ] 1459 01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:11,360 - Ben ? - Yeah ? 1460 01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:15,680 Um, in about tive minutes, we're supposed to be joined tor eternity, 1461 01:31:15,760 --> 01:31:18,560 and l was wondering... 1462 01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:21,600 - if you were gonna get dressed. - [ Thunder Rumbling ] 1463 01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:24,320 - WelI, it it's eternity, it can wait. [ Chuckles ] - [ Chuckles ] 1464 01:31:24,360 --> 01:31:26,880 No, no, l think technically eternity starts immediately, 1465 01:31:26,960 --> 01:31:29,960 especially when there's ice sculpture involved. 1466 01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:32,960 - Well, Bridge. - Yeah. 1467 01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:36,200 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 1468 01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:38,120 The truth is-- 1469 01:31:45,160 --> 01:31:47,640 [ Sobs ] l'm sorry. 1470 01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:51,200 This always happens at weddings, you know ? [ Snitfles ] 1471 01:31:51,240 --> 01:31:53,520 l'm sorry l took so long to get down here. Something happened. 1472 01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:55,680 lt's okay. l know. 1473 01:31:55,720 --> 01:31:58,640 Debbie told me, and l told her that it didn't matter because l trusted you, 1474 01:31:58,720 --> 01:32:01,800 and I knew you wouldn't cheat on me. 1475 01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:06,640 And then l threw up. But, um-- Everything else was going wrong. 1476 01:32:06,720 --> 01:32:09,240 Everything was going wrong, and my parents are separated, 1477 01:32:09,320 --> 01:32:11,360 and then this guy Steve, who-- 1478 01:32:11,440 --> 01:32:13,320 Bridge, you know what ? 1479 01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:16,800 l always thought that there was this one perfect person tor everybody in the world. 1480 01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:19,560 And when you tound that person, 1481 01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:22,440 like the rest of the world just kind ot magically taded away... 1482 01:32:22,480 --> 01:32:26,280 and the two ot you would just be inside this kind ot... 1483 01:32:26,320 --> 01:32:28,600 protective bubble, but there is no bubble. 1484 01:32:28,680 --> 01:32:31,440 l mean, or if there is, we have to make it. 1485 01:32:31,520 --> 01:32:36,560 l just think that life is more than a series of moments, you know ? 1486 01:32:38,280 --> 01:32:42,400 We can make choices, and we can choose to protect the people we love, 1487 01:32:42,440 --> 01:32:45,400 and that's what makes us who we are, and those are the real miracles. 1488 01:32:45,480 --> 01:32:48,320 Stop me when it just becomes glaringly obvious that l have no idea... 1489 01:32:48,360 --> 01:32:50,560 - what l'm talking about. - No, l know what you're talking about. 1490 01:32:50,600 --> 01:32:52,880 l do. l know exactIy what you're taIking about. 1491 01:33:02,120 --> 01:33:04,680 Farewell, Ben. 1492 01:33:15,560 --> 01:33:17,920 l tell in love with you the moment l saw you. 1493 01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:21,800 And when l saw you up there on the balcony, l tell in Iove with you all over again. 1494 01:33:21,840 --> 01:33:25,400 None ot the plane crashes and the hurricanes... 1495 01:33:25,480 --> 01:33:29,040 and the other people will ever change that. 1496 01:33:29,120 --> 01:33:32,520 Because when l'm on my deathbed, l'm gonna know... 1497 01:33:32,600 --> 01:33:34,960 that l married the only woman l ever really loved. 1498 01:33:38,280 --> 01:33:40,560 l think you just wrote your vows. 1499 01:33:40,640 --> 01:33:43,400 [ Chuckles ] 1500 01:33:43,480 --> 01:33:46,200 l love you so much. 1501 01:33:59,880 --> 01:34:02,240 [ Chuckles ] 1502 01:34:05,520 --> 01:34:08,640 [ Shouting, Clamoring ] 1503 01:34:10,720 --> 01:34:14,920 - [ Virginia ] Get her out of the rain ! - Guys, hold on. 1504 01:34:14,960 --> 01:34:18,320 - [ Shouting ] - You guys, it's only rain. 1505 01:34:31,120 --> 01:34:33,520 AIl right, all right. 1506 01:34:43,880 --> 01:34:46,840 l'm okay. l'll be right back. 1507 01:34:46,920 --> 01:34:49,640 - lt's okay. - Bridge ! Bridget ! 1508 01:34:51,280 --> 01:34:53,160 You wanna get married like this ? 1509 01:34:55,080 --> 01:34:59,520 Let's go get married... under a waterfall in Hawaii ! 1510 01:34:59,560 --> 01:35:02,520 - Okay. - Okay. Let's go. 1511 01:35:09,320 --> 01:35:14,120 Morning smiles 1512 01:35:14,200 --> 01:35:16,200 Like the face 1513 01:35:16,280 --> 01:35:20,920 Of a newborn child 1514 01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:25,440 Better said unknowing 1515 01:35:28,920 --> 01:35:32,800 Rejoicing 1516 01:35:32,880 --> 01:35:38,920 From the sight of a long lost friend 1517 01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:44,200 Speaks to me of course 1518 01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:50,120 But l feel 1519 01:35:50,160 --> 01:35:53,520 I have nothing to give 1520 01:35:55,520 --> 01:36:00,040 l have so much to lose here 1521 01:36:00,080 --> 01:36:02,280 ln this lonely place 1522 01:36:02,360 --> 01:36:07,360 Tangled up in our embrace 1523 01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:13,080 lt's nothing I'm not feeling how to fall 1524 01:36:15,400 --> 01:36:20,280 Wind in tow 1525 01:36:20,360 --> 01:36:27,000 Grapes the flow trembling on the vine 1526 01:36:27,080 --> 01:36:30,360 - Nothing needs to shelter - Don't hit my house, bad lightning. 1527 01:36:30,440 --> 01:36:32,280 You're gonna burn us down ! 1528 01:36:32,360 --> 01:36:36,560 - [ Both Laughing ] - But l feel 1529 01:36:36,640 --> 01:36:41,280 l have nothing to give 1530 01:36:41,320 --> 01:36:44,400 [ Ben ] Well, there's one quote that pretty much sums it up. 1531 01:36:44,480 --> 01:36:46,920 -lt's from a bishop in the 16th century. -[ Laughing ] 1532 01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:50,600 He said, "Marriage has less beauty... 1533 01:36:50,680 --> 01:36:53,480 but more safety than the single life. 1534 01:36:53,520 --> 01:36:56,920 lt's full of sorrows and full of joys. 1535 01:36:57,000 --> 01:36:59,080 lt lies under more burdens, 1536 01:36:59,160 --> 01:37:02,320 but it is supported by all the strengths of love. 1537 01:37:02,400 --> 01:37:06,360 And those burdens are delightful. " 1538 01:37:06,440 --> 01:37:08,480 I have nothing to give 1539 01:37:08,560 --> 01:37:11,880 Sometimes the people we meet change us forever. 1540 01:37:11,920 --> 01:37:16,160 l've never forgotten Sarah, and l'm pretty sure l never will. 1541 01:37:16,200 --> 01:37:20,160 Wherever she is, l really hope she's happy. 1542 01:37:22,280 --> 01:37:25,920 ln the end, all you can do is commit to the people you love, 1543 01:37:25,960 --> 01:37:28,080 hope for a little luck... 1544 01:37:28,160 --> 01:37:30,120 and some good weather. 1545 01:37:41,960 --> 01:37:44,560 Hearts gone astray 1546 01:37:44,640 --> 01:37:49,160 Keeping hurt when they go 1547 01:37:49,240 --> 01:37:51,760 l went away 1548 01:37:51,840 --> 01:37:56,360 Just when you needed me so 1549 01:37:56,440 --> 01:37:59,080 You won't regret 1550 01:37:59,160 --> 01:38:03,720 l'll come back begging you 1551 01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:06,280 Don't you forget 1552 01:38:06,360 --> 01:38:10,520 Welcome love we once knew 1553 01:38:10,600 --> 01:38:13,080 Yeah 1554 01:38:13,160 --> 01:38:16,760 Where life's river flows No one really knows 1555 01:38:16,840 --> 01:38:20,480 You're someone left to show the way to lasting love 1556 01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:24,120 Like the sun it shines Endlessly it shines 1557 01:38:24,200 --> 01:38:27,680 You always will be my eternal love 1558 01:38:27,760 --> 01:38:31,440 Whenever love went wrong Ours would still be strong 1559 01:38:31,520 --> 01:38:34,840 We'd have our own Everlasting love 1560 01:38:34,920 --> 01:38:38,360 This love will last forever 1561 01:38:38,440 --> 01:38:42,280 This love will last forever 1562 01:38:42,360 --> 01:38:45,920 Open up your eyes Then you'll realize 1563 01:38:45,960 --> 01:38:49,560 You've always been my everlasting love 1564 01:38:49,640 --> 01:38:53,240 Need you by my side Come and be my bride 1565 01:38:53,320 --> 01:38:56,960 Never be denied Everlasting love 1566 01:38:57,000 --> 01:39:00,480 From the very start Open up your heart 1567 01:39:00,560 --> 01:39:05,560 Feel the love you got Everlasting love 1568 01:39:05,640 --> 01:39:07,480 Everlasting love 1569 01:39:07,560 --> 01:39:11,600 [ Funk ] 1570 01:39:15,560 --> 01:39:20,160 lf you're dumb and confused 1571 01:39:20,200 --> 01:39:22,480 And you don't remember 1572 01:39:22,560 --> 01:39:24,960 Who you're talking to 1573 01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:27,120 Concentration 1574 01:39:27,200 --> 01:39:29,480 Just seems to fade 1575 01:39:29,560 --> 01:39:33,120 'Cause your baby is too far away 1576 01:39:34,800 --> 01:39:39,040 There's a rose in a fisted glove 1577 01:39:39,080 --> 01:39:43,960 And the eagle flies with the dove 1578 01:39:44,040 --> 01:39:47,160 And if you can't be with the one you love 1579 01:39:47,240 --> 01:39:51,040 Honey, love the one you're with 1580 01:39:57,760 --> 01:39:59,720 Don't be angry 1581 01:39:59,800 --> 01:40:02,040 Don't be sad 1582 01:40:02,120 --> 01:40:04,440 Don't sit quiet 1583 01:40:04,520 --> 01:40:06,720 Good times you had 1584 01:40:06,760 --> 01:40:09,000 'Cause there's a girl 1585 01:40:09,080 --> 01:40:11,560 Right next to you 1586 01:40:11,640 --> 01:40:13,680 She's just waiting 1587 01:40:13,760 --> 01:40:16,640 For something to do 1588 01:40:16,720 --> 01:40:21,320 There's a rose in a fisted glove 1589 01:40:21,360 --> 01:40:25,800 And the eagle flies with the dove 1590 01:40:25,880 --> 01:40:29,040 And if you can't be with the one you love 1591 01:40:29,120 --> 01:40:31,280 Honey, love the one you're with 1592 01:40:44,880 --> 01:40:47,080 Do-do-do-do do-do-do-do 1593 01:40:47,120 --> 01:40:49,400 Do-do-do-do do-do-do-do 1594 01:40:49,480 --> 01:40:51,720 Do-do-do-do do-do-do-do 1595 01:40:53,600 --> 01:40:55,560 Turn your heartache 1596 01:40:55,640 --> 01:40:57,960 Right into stone 1597 01:40:58,000 --> 01:41:00,200 'Cause she's a girl 1598 01:41:00,240 --> 01:41:02,480 A girl alone 1599 01:41:02,560 --> 01:41:05,120 So get it together 1600 01:41:05,160 --> 01:41:07,160 And you can fight 1601 01:41:07,240 --> 01:41:11,000 You're not gonna need any more goodbye 1602 01:41:12,560 --> 01:41:17,080 There's a rose in a fisted glove 1603 01:41:17,160 --> 01:41:21,600 And the eagle flies with the dove 1604 01:41:21,680 --> 01:41:24,840 And if you can't be with the one you love 1605 01:41:24,920 --> 01:41:27,560 Honey, love the one you're with