1 00:00:21,646 --> 00:00:24,342 Wait, one 2 00:00:25,950 --> 00:00:28,646 Wait, two 3 00:00:30,621 --> 00:00:32,555 Three 4 00:00:34,625 --> 00:00:37,150 Hey. What's up, everybody? 5 00:00:37,228 --> 00:00:39,458 I'm Thurgood Jenkins. You know, it's funny, 6 00:00:39,530 --> 00:00:44,934 but I can trace the entire path of my life to one childhood memory. 7 00:00:45,002 --> 00:00:46,902 My last clear memory, really. 8 00:00:46,971 --> 00:00:49,633 You see, it was the summer before ninth grade. 9 00:00:49,707 --> 00:00:52,369 It was me, Brian, Kenny, Scarface... 10 00:00:52,443 --> 00:00:55,207 and of course the loveable Old James. 11 00:00:55,279 --> 00:00:59,477 Oh, hold on. Wait a minute. Old JamesOld James wasn't there. 12 00:00:59,550 --> 00:01:04,613 I don't even know nobody named Old James. Shoot. Go on! 13 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:10,923 Why don't you light it up there, brother? All right. Here goes nothin'. 14 00:01:16,634 --> 00:01:21,833 I don't remember graduatin'. And my first sexual experience I don't remember that either. 15 00:01:21,906 --> 00:01:26,741 But, man, I will never forget the first time I smoked... 16 00:01:26,811 --> 00:01:28,904 that sweet, sweet chiva. 17 00:01:28,980 --> 00:01:33,383 Feel anything? Yeah, I feel my chest cavin' in. 18 00:01:33,451 --> 00:01:36,909 This stuff didn't even work. Man! 19 00:01:36,988 --> 00:01:40,219 Come on. Let's get some candy and get out of here, B. 20 00:01:55,273 --> 00:02:00,108 I've heard people say they don't get high the first time they smoke. 21 00:02:00,177 --> 00:02:02,975 Not me. Oh, not us. 22 00:02:03,047 --> 00:02:06,244 We were really, really high. 23 00:02:06,317 --> 00:02:08,911 We was toe up! 24 00:02:17,495 --> 00:02:20,623 Do you guys feel different? A little. 25 00:02:20,698 --> 00:02:22,723 How 'bout you, Scarface? 26 00:02:25,336 --> 00:02:28,533 How you doin', Kenny? Kenny? 27 00:02:30,074 --> 00:02:34,010 I haven't been so thirsty in my entire life. 28 00:02:34,078 --> 00:02:35,807 Do you guys hear that? 29 00:02:35,846 --> 00:02:41,216 Feels like Jerry Garcia's in my head. Am I goin' crazy? 30 00:02:41,285 --> 00:02:46,655 We look at that day as the day we met the fifth member of our crew marijuana! 31 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:52,126 Oh, Lord, we was hooked! 32 00:02:52,196 --> 00:02:54,721 So, now we all live together in New York. 33 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:58,428 I myself am a master of the custodial arts, 34 00:02:58,502 --> 00:03:01,528 or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it. 35 00:03:01,605 --> 00:03:05,803 Anyway, I work at this lab, Frankensense and Burr Pharmaceutical. 36 00:03:05,876 --> 00:03:08,538 They do pharmaceutical testing for the government... 37 00:03:08,612 --> 00:03:10,671 and big corporations and... 38 00:03:10,748 --> 00:03:14,240 And I am the happiest custodian alive. 39 00:03:16,921 --> 00:03:19,515 This job... sucks. 40 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:24,818 Abba-Zabba, 41 00:03:24,895 --> 00:03:26,829 you my only friend. 42 00:03:26,897 --> 00:03:30,025 Ah, it could be worse. I could have Scarface's job. 43 00:03:30,101 --> 00:03:34,367 Heifer with cheese. You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! 44 00:03:34,438 --> 00:03:37,236 Turn around and ask me for Heifer with cheese, yo! 45 00:03:37,308 --> 00:03:41,074 Why you gotta make me feel inferior 'cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn! 46 00:03:41,145 --> 00:03:45,104 Scarface is kind of a hyper guy for a pothead. Sorry. 47 00:03:45,182 --> 00:03:47,946 Kenny is probably doin' the best out of all of us. 48 00:03:48,018 --> 00:03:51,010 He's a kindergarten teacher at some school downtown, 49 00:03:51,088 --> 00:03:55,115 which I know might scare a lot of parents, seeing as how he's a weedhead and all. 50 00:03:55,192 --> 00:04:00,152 But let me tell you, man, that guy does wonders for those children's self-esteem. 51 00:04:00,231 --> 00:04:03,462 Thank you. Oh, I love you so much, little one. 52 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:07,698 All of you. All of you. It's so good. 53 00:04:07,772 --> 00:04:10,707 Brian works at a new and used record store. Hi. 54 00:04:10,775 --> 00:04:14,176 He gets to talk about music all day. I got a used Kenny Loggins album. 55 00:04:14,245 --> 00:04:16,770 Perfect job for a stoner. 56 00:04:16,847 --> 00:04:21,011 Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? 57 00:04:21,085 --> 00:04:24,919 I'll give you five. Uh-uh. He autographed it himself. 58 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:30,657 All right, I'll give you four. 59 00:04:30,728 --> 00:04:33,128 Jan, stop it, man. 60 00:04:33,431 --> 00:04:36,992 As far as herb goes, you can get it all over this town. 61 00:04:37,067 --> 00:04:40,730 I mean, they might call it the city that never sleeps, but I'll tell you this: 62 00:04:40,805 --> 00:04:45,606 It takes a lot of fuckin' weed naps. Free! 63 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:49,077 You can get the stuff at little corner stores called bodegas. 64 00:04:49,146 --> 00:04:52,274 Say it with me: 65 00:04:52,349 --> 00:04:54,283 Yes, very good. 66 00:04:54,351 --> 00:04:58,310 These places always have incredibly old products. Como esta, fellas? 67 00:04:58,389 --> 00:05:00,482 Hey-Hey. But the weed ain't bad. 68 00:05:00,558 --> 00:05:06,190 Let me get four dime bags. Uh, I don't have no idea what you're talking about. 69 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:13,960 Jose, you crazy, man. He's crazy. Come on, man. Let me get them dimes. 70 00:05:14,038 --> 00:05:16,768 See, the problem with bodegas is they never remember you. 71 00:05:16,841 --> 00:05:20,470 You always have to do something extreme to let 'em know you're cool. 72 00:05:20,544 --> 00:05:23,604 Hey, fellas. Y'all know me. Come on, now. Look at this. 73 00:05:23,681 --> 00:05:28,482 Hey, black ass. Why you didn't moon us earlier, eh? 74 00:05:28,552 --> 00:05:30,179 It was a little degrading. 75 00:05:30,254 --> 00:05:34,213 If you desperate, you can get it from the Rastas at Washington Square Park, 76 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:37,124 but their stuff ain't even weed most the time. 77 00:05:37,194 --> 00:05:39,128 I don't fall for that shit anymore. 78 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:46,194 Then there's a delivery service run by a guy named Samson Simpson. 79 00:05:46,270 --> 00:05:48,670 Now, when you can afford it, this is the best way. 80 00:05:48,739 --> 00:05:51,867 I mean, you can get anything you want, from weed to heroin. 81 00:05:51,942 --> 00:05:54,502 Now, I don't do drugs, though. Just weed. 82 00:05:54,578 --> 00:05:56,512 Coming. 83 00:05:56,580 --> 00:05:59,310 See, all you have to do is call them up, and a half hour later, 84 00:05:59,383 --> 00:06:02,546 you got a delivery guy at your house. 85 00:06:02,620 --> 00:06:05,646 What a country! 86 00:06:07,324 --> 00:06:10,191 Hi, you called about your plumbing? Empty pipes? 87 00:06:10,261 --> 00:06:15,358 Secret code. Come on in. 88 00:06:15,432 --> 00:06:19,232 You want highs, mediums or lows? How are the highs, man? 89 00:06:19,303 --> 00:06:23,933 I say they got a piney taste, almost minty. Notice the little red hairs. 90 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:25,339 Yeah. And the rich greenery? 91 00:06:25,376 --> 00:06:29,836 I see those. And it's definitely the highest grade hydroponics in the city. 92 00:06:29,914 --> 00:06:32,576 What, did you go to weed college? Damn, nigger. 93 00:06:32,650 --> 00:06:35,448 All right. Give me a 50 bag of that. 94 00:06:37,187 --> 00:06:39,712 Been a pleasure. Pleasure's all mine. 95 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:42,782 Tell Samson I said hello, would ya? Sure thing. 96 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:46,489 Now, everybody has their own little ritual when it comes to smokin'. 97 00:06:46,564 --> 00:06:48,964 Dope has arrived, fellas. And we were no different. 98 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:52,400 Break out Billy Bong Thornton. Yeah. 99 00:06:52,469 --> 00:06:54,733 Whoo! 100 00:06:56,874 --> 00:07:02,073 Billy, good to see you, man. 101 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:07,946 All right. Light it up. 102 00:07:08,018 --> 00:07:09,952 Shoes off. 103 00:07:12,389 --> 00:07:14,880 Oh, Brian, put yours back on, man. 104 00:07:14,959 --> 00:07:17,257 For real, amigo. Do your sock laundry, yo. 105 00:07:20,531 --> 00:07:25,798 Gentlemen, assume your positions. 106 00:07:25,869 --> 00:07:28,838 Yeah. 107 00:07:31,241 --> 00:07:33,175 Fire in the hole. 108 00:07:33,243 --> 00:07:36,906 We found it on the corner So when we say 109 00:07:36,981 --> 00:07:40,747 Bip Oxygen 110 00:07:40,818 --> 00:07:44,914 Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm- Oh, bip 111 00:07:47,191 --> 00:07:49,455 Th-That's good 112 00:07:49,526 --> 00:07:52,689 Yo, who's on munchies tonight, yo? Not me. 113 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:55,163 I guess that'd be me. 114 00:07:57,568 --> 00:07:59,502 What do you guys want? 115 00:08:00,571 --> 00:08:02,835 Get some... 116 00:08:02,906 --> 00:08:06,467 sour cream and onion chips... 117 00:08:06,543 --> 00:08:08,477 with some dip, man. 118 00:08:08,545 --> 00:08:10,672 Some beef jerky. Some peanut butter. 119 00:08:10,748 --> 00:08:14,275 Get some Haagen Dazs ice cream bars. A whole lot. 120 00:08:14,351 --> 00:08:16,649 Make sure chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. 121 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:19,883 Some popcorn. Bread. Popcorn. Graham crackers. 122 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:21,891 Graham crackers with the marshmallows, the little marshmallows. 123 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:24,359 And little chocolate bars. We'll make some smores, man. 124 00:08:24,428 --> 00:08:27,886 Yeah, that's what I was sayin', yo. 125 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:31,731 Also celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries. 126 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:35,499 Pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man. 127 00:08:35,572 --> 00:08:39,201 Everything on 'em. With water, whole lot of water. 128 00:08:39,276 --> 00:08:43,372 And... Funyuns. 129 00:08:43,447 --> 00:08:45,381 Yeah. 130 00:08:46,684 --> 00:08:49,744 That's it? Yeah. 131 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:51,754 Anything else? Oh, yeah. 132 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:56,156 Get me a box of condoms, and, um, what's that stuff? 133 00:08:56,226 --> 00:08:58,717 We used to eat it all the time back in the day. 134 00:08:58,796 --> 00:09:01,788 Pussy. That's right. You got it. 135 00:09:01,865 --> 00:09:05,392 Thanks, man. Hey, hey! 136 00:09:05,469 --> 00:09:11,237 If I'm not back in ten minutes, call the police. 137 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,871 If he ain't back in ten minutes, 138 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:22,077 we callin' Domino's. 139 00:09:22,152 --> 00:09:24,211 I'm hungry, man. All right, yo. 140 00:09:35,733 --> 00:09:37,701 Hey, girl. 141 00:09:37,768 --> 00:09:40,931 You hungry? Fuck you, nigger! 142 00:09:41,004 --> 00:09:45,532 Hey, I'm sorry. I was talkin' to the horse. 143 00:09:45,609 --> 00:09:48,077 See the trouble you're gettin' me into? 144 00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:53,141 You're hungry, aren't ya? Here. 145 00:09:55,753 --> 00:09:58,119 You like popcorn. 146 00:09:58,188 --> 00:10:02,625 It makes your teeth go pop, pop, pop. 147 00:10:02,693 --> 00:10:06,493 This is Buster Phillips, and coming in at number eight, like El Nino, 148 00:10:06,563 --> 00:10:10,932 "Samson Gets Me Lifted," by my main manWho? Sir Smoka Lot. 149 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,935 Ha! 150 00:10:16,373 --> 00:10:20,867 This guy is weed crazy. Look at that. 151 00:10:20,944 --> 00:10:25,608 What do you want, Master? Bitch, you know what I want. 152 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:29,075 I wanna talk to Samson 153 00:10:29,153 --> 00:10:32,145 Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden 154 00:10:32,222 --> 00:10:34,417 'Cause it's hard bein' black and gifted 155 00:10:34,491 --> 00:10:37,619 Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted 156 00:10:37,694 --> 00:10:40,060 That is so cool, man. 157 00:10:40,130 --> 00:10:43,429 He got the same dealer as us. What you mean? 158 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:48,802 Samson. Oh, right. 159 00:10:48,872 --> 00:10:52,501 Everybody knows in my neighborhood it's the bestest around 160 00:10:52,576 --> 00:10:55,773 Samson's shit is blessed Got the whole town on lockdown 161 00:10:55,846 --> 00:10:59,145 That's where I want to live. Right there. 162 00:10:59,216 --> 00:11:01,377 Think about this shit please 163 00:11:01,685 --> 00:11:04,518 I'm all out. 164 00:11:04,588 --> 00:11:07,284 I'm all out of food. You ate it all. 165 00:11:07,357 --> 00:11:11,384 Gee, you must've been so hungry. 166 00:11:11,461 --> 00:11:14,555 Uh-oh. 167 00:11:14,631 --> 00:11:19,159 Buttercup! Buttercup! 168 00:11:19,236 --> 00:11:24,503 I need an ambulance, now! Officer down. 169 00:11:24,575 --> 00:11:27,237 I repeat: Officer down! 170 00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:29,677 What the hell did you give my Buttercup? 171 00:11:29,746 --> 00:11:32,180 I just gave him some candy and some chips... 172 00:11:32,249 --> 00:11:34,945 and some pink popcorn and some Funyuns... 173 00:11:35,018 --> 00:11:38,681 This horse is a diabetic! 174 00:11:38,755 --> 00:11:43,089 Buttercup. Buttercup. 175 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:46,926 Don't you leave me. Breathe, Buttercup. 176 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:50,398 Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. 177 00:11:52,302 --> 00:11:56,033 Why? 178 00:11:56,106 --> 00:12:00,202 Why? Why? 179 00:12:02,613 --> 00:12:04,547 You're under arrest. What? 180 00:12:04,615 --> 00:12:08,346 You dumb son of a bitch! No! 181 00:12:08,418 --> 00:12:11,285 I'm aI'm a peaceful man. 182 00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:14,984 I'm a schoolteacher! Shut up! You're a cop killer. 183 00:12:15,058 --> 00:12:17,856 Cop killer? I love horses. 184 00:12:17,928 --> 00:12:20,396 I love horses. I love horses. 185 00:12:20,464 --> 00:12:22,728 I love buttered stuff. Buttercup. 186 00:12:22,799 --> 00:12:24,733 Say it. Butter nuts. 187 00:12:24,801 --> 00:12:27,861 Cup. Cup. Cup. Cup. 188 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,374 Why must you rage? Stop the hate, child. 189 00:12:39,449 --> 00:12:45,319 Bail is set at one million dollars for the crime of killing an officer of the law. 190 00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:48,483 And may God have mercy on your soul, young man. 191 00:12:48,558 --> 00:12:53,291 Court is adjourned. Back to your cells. Lockdown. 192 00:12:59,303 --> 00:13:01,362 Good night, Fish. 193 00:13:01,438 --> 00:13:05,704 Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! 194 00:13:05,776 --> 00:13:08,711 My weed's wearing off. 195 00:13:14,885 --> 00:13:17,911 Guess who? Yo. Psst. Thurgood. 196 00:13:20,357 --> 00:13:22,791 Hey, nigger, what time is it? It's 8:30. 197 00:13:22,859 --> 00:13:26,124 Kenny didn't come home last night. We are worried, man. 198 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,130 Word, yo. Where the hell is he? 199 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,201 Did he just move? 200 00:13:35,372 --> 00:13:39,001 Kenny called. He's in jail. 201 00:13:39,076 --> 00:13:41,169 He didn't leave a number. 202 00:13:41,244 --> 00:13:44,008 Sincerely, The Guy on the couch. 203 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:51,482 Come on, guys. We gotta get Kenny out of jail, man. 204 00:13:54,591 --> 00:13:56,991 Hey, Kenny. How they treatin' you in there? 205 00:13:57,060 --> 00:14:01,121 Let's just say I'm not gettin' the respect a cop killer deserves. 206 00:14:01,198 --> 00:14:03,189 All right, time's up. 207 00:14:03,266 --> 00:14:07,635 I was up all night getting harassed. 208 00:14:07,704 --> 00:14:11,470 Hi, there, Fish. See what I mean? 209 00:14:11,541 --> 00:14:16,205 I think they're mistakin' my kindness for weakness. I'm scared. 210 00:14:16,279 --> 00:14:20,943 Hey, Kenny, we're gonna get you out of there, man. 211 00:14:21,018 --> 00:14:24,215 All we gotta do is raise ten percent of one million, yo. 212 00:14:24,287 --> 00:14:28,553 Which, by our calculations- Is fucking impossible, man! 213 00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,616 Hey! 214 00:14:30,694 --> 00:14:33,026 Sorry, man. I'm sorry. 215 00:14:33,096 --> 00:14:35,496 All my life, I did everything right. 216 00:14:35,565 --> 00:14:39,558 I never screwed up. I fed the horse. 217 00:14:39,636 --> 00:14:43,766 I didn't know it was a diabetic. I'm scared. 218 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:47,105 Kenny, stop crying. Stop crying, Kenny. Look at me. 219 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,805 Come on. Don't let them see you cry in there. 220 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:52,007 Come on, man. Show me your mean face. No. 221 00:14:52,082 --> 00:14:54,209 Yes, show me your mean face, Kenny. 222 00:14:56,653 --> 00:14:59,713 That's good. 223 00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:02,816 I mean, work on it a little bit, but it's good. 224 00:15:02,893 --> 00:15:07,193 Kenny, how long can you make it in there? 225 00:15:07,264 --> 00:15:12,361 I don't know. Maybe 5:00... 6:30. 226 00:15:15,038 --> 00:15:18,030 Come on, man. It's gotta be a little longer than that. 227 00:15:18,108 --> 00:15:21,475 But-ButBut we'll get you out, right, guys? 228 00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:25,743 Yeah, you're out. You're out of here. Free as a bird. 229 00:15:25,816 --> 00:15:28,011 Number nine, time's up! 230 00:15:28,085 --> 00:15:31,054 Time's up, number nine. That's me. 231 00:15:32,422 --> 00:15:34,356 Let's go. 232 00:15:36,626 --> 00:15:38,560 I love you guys. 233 00:15:38,628 --> 00:15:40,653 Have fun, Ken. 234 00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:42,664 Weed out there, yo. 235 00:15:42,732 --> 00:15:45,166 He looked all right, man. 236 00:15:45,469 --> 00:15:47,903 They gonna kill him in there, yo. 237 00:15:47,971 --> 00:15:52,305 Hey, lady. Miss, is this your purse? 238 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,775 Yes. I'm sexy. 239 00:15:54,845 --> 00:15:57,405 I'm a scholar. 240 00:15:57,481 --> 00:16:01,645 People like me. Give it to me. 241 00:16:01,718 --> 00:16:04,414 Bye. Hey, where you goin'? 242 00:16:04,488 --> 00:16:08,515 I'm leaving. Well, uh, can I leave with ya? 243 00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:11,356 Follow me. 244 00:16:12,496 --> 00:16:14,589 And your name is? 245 00:16:14,664 --> 00:16:17,690 Mary Jane. Really? 246 00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:20,759 Yes. So what's up with this? 247 00:16:20,837 --> 00:16:23,931 Is that your work uniform? Nah, this is my costume. 248 00:16:24,007 --> 00:16:27,602 Tomorrow I'll be a cowboy, the day after that an Indian. 249 00:16:27,677 --> 00:16:30,111 Every day of the week, I dress up like a different Village Person. 250 00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:33,172 It's a thing I'm into. 251 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:37,380 Nah, I'm a custodian. So, what are you here for? 252 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:40,685 Possession of narcotics. Wow. 253 00:16:40,757 --> 00:16:44,124 My father's a drug dealer. Wow, that must've been the shit. 254 00:16:44,194 --> 00:16:48,426 It ruined his life. That must've been shitty. 255 00:16:48,498 --> 00:16:50,989 I don't do drugs. Drugs make me sick. 256 00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:54,468 They're bad for your body. Up with hope, down with dope. 257 00:16:54,538 --> 00:16:57,302 Thurgood. Come on, man. We gotta go. 258 00:16:57,374 --> 00:17:00,400 Get on the train. Toke up before we go to work. 259 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:02,968 Yo, let's go, B. 260 00:17:03,046 --> 00:17:06,948 What are you doing, man? Bouncy. Body. 261 00:17:07,017 --> 00:17:09,076 Is that Prell? Do you use Prell? 262 00:17:09,152 --> 00:17:12,315 Yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about. 263 00:17:13,957 --> 00:17:17,449 Hey, guys. Meet Mary Jane. 264 00:17:17,527 --> 00:17:19,620 That's what he's sayin'. We wanna burn one. 265 00:17:19,696 --> 00:17:23,757 No, no. This is Mary Jane. 266 00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:26,927 Meet her. Say hello to her. Shake her hand even. 267 00:17:27,003 --> 00:17:29,471 Oh, my fault. What's up? Hi. 268 00:17:29,539 --> 00:17:32,838 All right. Hey. 269 00:17:32,909 --> 00:17:36,242 Listen, do you guys need a ride? I have a car. 270 00:17:36,313 --> 00:17:40,181 You don't have to take the subway. Wow, you smoke? 271 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:45,119 No, my grandmother died of lung cancer. I'm sorry to hear that. 272 00:17:45,188 --> 00:17:48,521 Well, that's all the more reason to toke up, man. Ease the pain. 273 00:17:48,592 --> 00:17:51,459 Ah! What I'm talkin' about. 274 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:58,467 You know, I think what they're tryin' to say is we'd love a ride home. 275 00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,730 Great. 276 00:18:00,804 --> 00:18:03,295 What the hell's wrong with y'all? She looked good. 277 00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:07,639 Mary Jane! What is that about, man? I hate y'all. 278 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,872 Shotgun! 279 00:18:12,082 --> 00:18:16,109 Hey, thanks for this ride. We really appreciate it. Sure. 280 00:18:16,186 --> 00:18:21,317 Guys, shut up about the weed for two seconds. I don't want this girl to know I smoke. 281 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,655 Yeah, it's bad enough you're a janitor, yo. 282 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:26,127 Custodian, dick. 283 00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,432 Hey! Hey. 284 00:18:33,370 --> 00:18:35,031 It's really real 285 00:18:36,139 --> 00:18:38,073 It's really real 286 00:18:38,141 --> 00:18:40,939 Said they're lookin' for brains, guts, looks and skills 287 00:18:41,011 --> 00:18:43,377 Step on up if you think you fit the bill Yeah 288 00:18:43,446 --> 00:18:46,313 I know what you look like but looks can be deceivin' 289 00:18:46,383 --> 00:18:49,181 Let me check the brain so I can justify the reason 290 00:18:49,252 --> 00:18:51,186 Yeah Mister 291 00:18:51,254 --> 00:18:53,188 This good for ya? 292 00:18:53,256 --> 00:18:56,817 Could you drop me in the lobby? It's perfect. 293 00:18:56,893 --> 00:18:59,191 I could feel she wanted me to say something. 294 00:18:59,262 --> 00:19:01,753 I had to make my move while the guys were asleep. 295 00:19:01,831 --> 00:19:06,200 I'm real bad at this, but you think sometime we could get together, 296 00:19:06,269 --> 00:19:09,102 maybe go out for some ice cream or something? 297 00:19:11,408 --> 00:19:14,844 Motherfucker said, "ice cream"! 298 00:19:14,911 --> 00:19:17,175 Damn. Okay! 299 00:19:17,247 --> 00:19:21,650 All the boys in the car need to get out. Such a dork, man. 300 00:19:21,718 --> 00:19:23,845 I'm talkin' to you. Thanks a lot, fellas. 301 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:27,117 Thanks for the ride. Thurgood! 302 00:19:27,190 --> 00:19:29,624 I knew it! You forgot your hat. 303 00:19:29,693 --> 00:19:32,287 I knew it. 304 00:19:32,362 --> 00:19:36,423 You know, I might've came on too strong with the whole ice cream thing. 305 00:19:36,499 --> 00:19:38,967 Let me just give you my number. Is that cool? 306 00:19:39,035 --> 00:19:40,969 Okay. All right. 307 00:19:41,037 --> 00:19:44,131 Now, don't call too late, 'cause you know I be strippin' in the evenings. 308 00:19:44,207 --> 00:19:46,141 Joking! 309 00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:50,140 Here you go. You can call me anytime you want. 310 00:19:50,213 --> 00:19:54,445 Maybe. "Maybe" is an acceptable answer. 311 00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:57,884 It's that "no" thing that gets me. Maybe I'll hear from you. 312 00:19:57,954 --> 00:20:00,013 Bye. Be thinkin' about you. 313 00:20:04,427 --> 00:20:07,658 Dr. Kablecki, please report to Clinical Studies. 314 00:20:07,731 --> 00:20:09,665 Dr. Kablecki. 315 00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:12,167 Janitor? Janitor? 316 00:20:12,235 --> 00:20:14,169 Aaah! 317 00:20:14,237 --> 00:20:16,637 Sorry about that. What is it, scientist? 318 00:20:16,706 --> 00:20:19,504 Could you, uhI know this isn't your responsibility, 319 00:20:19,576 --> 00:20:24,013 but would you be a dear and run this down to the supply department? 320 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,446 It's on the second floor. Just run this down? 321 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:30,077 Yes. But make sure you bring the order right back to me. 322 00:20:30,153 --> 00:20:32,121 I need it A.S.A.P. 323 00:20:32,188 --> 00:20:37,057 Got ya. I know this isn't your responsibility, but mop the rest of this shit up. 324 00:20:37,127 --> 00:20:39,186 I'll be right back. 325 00:20:40,497 --> 00:20:44,490 What it smell like? Smell like... 326 00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:46,558 No. 327 00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:50,299 No. I smell weed, man. 328 00:20:50,373 --> 00:20:53,706 Hey. Here you go. 329 00:20:55,011 --> 00:20:58,174 This all you need? I guess. I don't know. 330 00:20:59,315 --> 00:21:01,374 Just a sec. Okay. 331 00:21:01,451 --> 00:21:04,079 Damn. 332 00:21:04,154 --> 00:21:08,420 Either someone's having a party, or somebody gotta do their shirt laundry. 333 00:21:08,491 --> 00:21:11,585 Here you go. 334 00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:16,394 One pound of marijuana, and you can sign for it right here. 335 00:21:19,068 --> 00:21:22,060 II sign for this, and it's mine? 336 00:21:22,138 --> 00:21:24,470 And I take it? 337 00:21:27,477 --> 00:21:30,640 Oh, yeah. 338 00:21:35,084 --> 00:21:37,609 Thank you. Thank you very much. 339 00:21:37,687 --> 00:21:40,850 Some good shit. 340 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:46,624 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank... you. 341 00:21:49,165 --> 00:21:54,899 Look, here'shere's a little something for your troubles. 342 00:21:55,972 --> 00:21:58,941 Thank you. Thank you. Shh! 343 00:21:59,008 --> 00:22:02,068 Let's not tell anyone about it, okay? 344 00:22:02,145 --> 00:22:04,079 Sure. Shh. 345 00:22:06,549 --> 00:22:09,109 Hey, why didn't you tell me you were into this shit? 346 00:22:09,185 --> 00:22:12,313 We could've been hangin' out months ago. No, no, no. 347 00:22:12,388 --> 00:22:17,451 The Food and Drug Administration are having us do a study to determine what, 348 00:22:17,527 --> 00:22:21,759 if any, are the medicinal purposes of marijuana. 349 00:22:21,831 --> 00:22:24,732 Mmm. Wow. 350 00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,769 If you ever need a guinea pig, let me know. 351 00:22:26,836 --> 00:22:29,498 My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments. 352 00:22:29,572 --> 00:22:31,506 Oh, really? 353 00:22:31,574 --> 00:22:34,975 Anyway, thank you, janitor. Enjoy. 354 00:22:35,044 --> 00:22:38,013 Thank you, scientist. Got any papers? 355 00:22:41,885 --> 00:22:45,480 No cocktail party would be complete without the ice plant. 356 00:22:45,555 --> 00:22:48,649 Hey, fellas. What's goin' on? 357 00:22:48,725 --> 00:22:50,659 What's up? Nothin', man. 358 00:22:50,727 --> 00:22:52,718 Bummin', thinkin' about Kenny. 359 00:22:52,795 --> 00:22:55,889 Yeah. 360 00:22:55,965 --> 00:22:59,025 I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out. 361 00:22:59,102 --> 00:23:01,662 Nah, yo. We don't feel like smokin' right now. 362 00:23:01,738 --> 00:23:05,868 Me neither. Me neither. 363 00:23:15,051 --> 00:23:17,679 So, y'all want to smoke? I'll get Billy Bong Thornton. 364 00:23:17,754 --> 00:23:20,018 That's what I'm talkin' about. No, Scarface. 365 00:23:20,089 --> 00:23:22,387 No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. 366 00:23:22,458 --> 00:23:27,760 That would not be right, man. Use Wesley Pipes. Yeah. 367 00:23:32,402 --> 00:23:35,269 Man, they got whole bunch of this stuff at work. 368 00:23:35,338 --> 00:23:37,966 One of those scientists gave it to me. 369 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:42,137 Ain't tried the shit out yet, but it smells like the bomb. 370 00:23:42,211 --> 00:23:45,840 All right. Yeah, man. Yeah. 371 00:23:45,915 --> 00:23:47,906 I'll do the honors. 372 00:23:47,984 --> 00:23:50,782 Excuse me. Please do. 373 00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:06,729 Yo, this shit must be good, B. 374 00:24:06,803 --> 00:24:09,237 My man ain't coughed like that since back in the day. 375 00:24:15,011 --> 00:24:18,310 You sure I should do this, man? 376 00:24:21,351 --> 00:24:24,479 Oh, yeah. That shit made my head hot. 377 00:24:24,554 --> 00:24:26,488 Oh, man. 378 00:24:28,324 --> 00:24:32,158 Pass it this way. Don't break the cipher. 379 00:24:32,228 --> 00:24:34,753 Ohhold it. I gotta give The Guy some of this. 380 00:24:34,831 --> 00:24:37,129 The Guy gotta taste this. 381 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,634 Yeah. Hey, Guy. 382 00:24:39,702 --> 00:24:44,765 Hey, man. Sorry to wake you, but you gotta try this. 383 00:24:55,351 --> 00:24:57,546 I'm takin' it slow, man. 384 00:24:59,188 --> 00:25:01,452 Hey, who's on munchies tonight? 385 00:25:01,524 --> 00:25:04,925 We should make that lazy bitch, The Guy, go. 386 00:25:04,994 --> 00:25:09,055 For real. I don't know about y'all, but I can't even move. 387 00:25:09,132 --> 00:25:11,293 Real, B, right? 388 00:25:11,367 --> 00:25:14,131 It's like I feel stuck here, yo. 389 00:25:14,203 --> 00:25:17,070 I'm glued to the floor. 390 00:25:35,758 --> 00:25:38,249 You guys feel like you're floating? 391 00:25:38,327 --> 00:25:40,921 Yeah. Yeah. 392 00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:46,093 Wanna go outside? Yeah. 393 00:25:58,581 --> 00:26:01,072 I don't need to tell you this, but this weed was... 394 00:26:01,150 --> 00:26:03,914 the shiz-nittle-bam snip-snap-sack! 395 00:26:06,589 --> 00:26:09,581 Look! Wow, look at that! 396 00:26:09,659 --> 00:26:11,923 Hey, you guys. 397 00:26:11,994 --> 00:26:14,929 Let's go check in on Kenny, huh? 398 00:26:18,634 --> 00:26:21,797 You're not a fish. You're a man. 399 00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:26,240 You're not a fish. You're a man. 400 00:26:29,946 --> 00:26:32,210 Where did that come from? 401 00:26:32,281 --> 00:26:35,580 We've really gotta get this guy out of jail. 402 00:26:35,651 --> 00:26:41,021 You walk around on both legs, homo erectus! 403 00:26:41,090 --> 00:26:45,823 Did I say "homo"? I didn't mean that! 404 00:26:45,895 --> 00:26:49,661 Thurgood! Thurgood! 405 00:26:52,802 --> 00:26:55,862 I got it! I know how we could get Kenny out. 406 00:26:55,938 --> 00:26:58,065 How? Weed, man. 407 00:26:58,141 --> 00:27:00,735 We'll sell weed. 408 00:27:00,810 --> 00:27:02,937 Man, you can't up and decide to sell weed. 409 00:27:03,012 --> 00:27:05,879 You gotta know people to plug you into that kind of thing. 410 00:27:05,948 --> 00:27:07,916 I do! Who you know? 411 00:27:07,984 --> 00:27:10,680 You, yo. Me? 412 00:27:10,753 --> 00:27:13,221 What, you think I can just walk in and take this shit? 413 00:27:13,289 --> 00:27:15,849 I gottaI gotta get a form from a scientist. 414 00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:20,692 Well, how hard can it be, man? There's gotta be forms laying around. 415 00:27:20,763 --> 00:27:23,960 I mean, they are scientists. 416 00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:26,797 What the fuck are you talkin' about, man? 417 00:27:26,869 --> 00:27:31,806 Look, I'm not stealin' weed. We are not sellin' weed. 418 00:27:31,874 --> 00:27:35,207 We are three reasonably bright young men. 419 00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:37,212 Bully, man. Word, yo. 420 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:41,580 There has got to be a legitimate way to come up with this money. 421 00:27:41,651 --> 00:27:44,245 We just gotta think. That's all that is. 422 00:27:51,961 --> 00:27:53,895 Hmm. 423 00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:56,022 Mm-hmm. 424 00:28:00,403 --> 00:28:03,372 Wait. Wait. I think I got an idea. 425 00:28:03,439 --> 00:28:07,375 Why don't we sell that shit we smoked the other night, yo? 426 00:28:07,443 --> 00:28:09,968 Yeah. You suggested that already. 427 00:28:10,046 --> 00:28:13,106 For real, B? 428 00:28:13,182 --> 00:28:15,650 Marijuana affects the memory. 429 00:28:15,718 --> 00:28:17,982 It won't take us hardly any time, B. 430 00:28:19,222 --> 00:28:22,089 Too risky, man. Stop bein' such a wussy, yo. 431 00:28:22,158 --> 00:28:24,991 What other choice do we have, right? Yeah. 432 00:28:25,061 --> 00:28:27,689 Okay, fine. Fine. We'll do it. 433 00:28:27,763 --> 00:28:32,063 Yeah. Gonna do it till Kenny's out, and we're done. 434 00:28:32,134 --> 00:28:35,592 We're not drug dealers. We're fund-raisers. 435 00:28:35,671 --> 00:28:38,697 Of course, B. Bully, man. 436 00:28:38,774 --> 00:28:40,935 Okay. 437 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:44,605 Scarface, lay it on me, brother. 438 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,444 Check it out, yo. It's like this. 439 00:28:47,516 --> 00:28:50,610 Scarface's plan wasn't that bad. 440 00:28:50,686 --> 00:28:53,450 Hey, good night, Mike. See you tomorrow. 441 00:28:53,522 --> 00:28:56,320 Good night. 442 00:28:56,392 --> 00:29:01,227 All I had to do was get forms from that scientist that kept calling me janitor, 443 00:29:01,297 --> 00:29:05,097 forge one of the forms and put the order in like I did before. 444 00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:08,364 Thank you. Then we scraped together what little money we had... 445 00:29:08,437 --> 00:29:11,736 and bought bikes to help us move the product, 446 00:29:11,807 --> 00:29:16,369 then stapled samples of our weed on the back of our business cards. 447 00:29:16,445 --> 00:29:21,212 Then we called the company Mr. Nice Guy in honor of our friend Kenny. 448 00:29:21,284 --> 00:29:24,913 Hey, uh, you guys believe in angels or... 449 00:29:24,987 --> 00:29:27,581 Man, give me your fruit cocktail. 450 00:29:30,693 --> 00:29:32,627 Well, I can't. 451 00:29:32,695 --> 00:29:35,061 If I did that, then I'd have to give it to you every day, 452 00:29:35,131 --> 00:29:37,827 and I won't get all my vitamins. 453 00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:41,597 Do you know who you're dealing with? Chill, Nasty Nate. 454 00:29:41,671 --> 00:29:45,732 He's my bitch. Anybody gonna stab him, it's gonna be me. 455 00:29:45,808 --> 00:29:48,572 You got a problem with that? 456 00:29:51,747 --> 00:29:56,150 Watch your back, Fish, 'cause Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. 457 00:29:56,218 --> 00:30:00,416 'Cause next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktailfruit. 458 00:30:02,158 --> 00:30:04,092 Take it. 459 00:30:07,330 --> 00:30:09,264 I'm somebody's bitch. 460 00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:18,367 You guys gotta do something. There's this guy Nasty Nate who's after my cocktail fruit, 461 00:30:18,441 --> 00:30:20,375 and everyone here likes fresh fish. 462 00:30:20,443 --> 00:30:24,174 And then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch. 463 00:30:24,246 --> 00:30:28,114 Help! Ken, listen. We got a plan. 464 00:30:28,184 --> 00:30:33,053 What is it? It's not the most honest plan. You might not like it. 465 00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:36,888 We gonna sell weed, yo. Yeah, great. Weed. Good. Go. 466 00:30:36,959 --> 00:30:40,554 All right, man. Go! 467 00:30:40,629 --> 00:30:43,189 No more window love. Go and sell it. 468 00:30:43,265 --> 00:30:46,564 We figured the best way to spread the word was to hit the streets. 469 00:30:46,635 --> 00:30:49,570 And hit the streets we did. 470 00:30:49,638 --> 00:30:52,801 Mary Jane How y'all feel about Mary Jane 471 00:30:52,875 --> 00:30:57,403 Y'all don't know about Mary Jane Mary Jane 472 00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:01,007 So listen to what they say 'cause Mary never could trip 473 00:31:01,083 --> 00:31:04,678 Mary very, very necessary Extraordinary bein' Mary 474 00:31:04,754 --> 00:31:08,417 To the mortuary, One kiss from her sweet lips and out come a-vision 475 00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:11,016 Three for dinner. 476 00:31:12,228 --> 00:31:14,355 Smoke that and get back to us. 477 00:31:14,430 --> 00:31:18,833 Mr. Nice Guy has arrived, baby. He's on. 478 00:31:18,901 --> 00:31:22,837 All right. I'm in love with Mary Jane I'm not the only one 479 00:31:22,905 --> 00:31:26,170 Oh, yes. Mary likes to play around 480 00:31:26,242 --> 00:31:28,506 Look at all these people! 481 00:31:28,577 --> 00:31:32,035 All right, guys. Be quick. Let's just do this and get out of here. 482 00:31:32,114 --> 00:31:35,515 Let's go, man. - Let's go. It's money. 483 00:31:35,584 --> 00:31:37,518 Mary likes to spread her love 484 00:31:37,586 --> 00:31:40,282 And turn my head around 485 00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:42,483 I'm in love with Mary Jane 486 00:31:42,558 --> 00:31:48,087 She is my main thing She make me feel all right 487 00:31:48,164 --> 00:31:51,133 She make my heart sing All right, how'd you guys make out? 488 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,567 Good. I'm all out of cards, B. Me too. 489 00:31:54,637 --> 00:31:57,435 That would make three of us. 490 00:31:57,506 --> 00:32:00,168 All right. We did our part, right? 491 00:32:00,242 --> 00:32:02,301 I just hope they smoke it. 492 00:32:05,347 --> 00:32:08,544 If you love me, Mary Jane Mary Jane 493 00:32:08,617 --> 00:32:10,551 We're talkin' about Mary Jane 494 00:32:10,619 --> 00:32:12,587 How y'all feel about Mary Jane 495 00:32:12,655 --> 00:32:16,352 Mary Jane She's my main thing 496 00:32:16,425 --> 00:32:20,020 We're talkin' about Mary Jane Damn, this weed is good. 497 00:32:21,630 --> 00:32:24,428 Y'all don't know about Mary Jane Mary Jane 498 00:32:24,733 --> 00:32:27,201 She make my heart sing 499 00:32:33,809 --> 00:32:36,903 This is so- We are in business, man. 500 00:32:36,979 --> 00:32:39,504 Hold on. Hold on. 501 00:32:41,984 --> 00:32:45,920 Mr. Nice Guy. Oh, I may have the wrong number. 502 00:32:45,988 --> 00:32:48,456 Um, is Thurgood around? 503 00:32:48,524 --> 00:32:52,460 Speaking. Oh, hey, hey. It's Mary Jane. 504 00:32:52,528 --> 00:32:55,088 Do you remember? I gave you a ride home from prison? 505 00:32:55,164 --> 00:32:57,098 Well, could you be a little more specific? 506 00:32:57,166 --> 00:32:59,532 I get so many rides home from prison. 507 00:32:59,602 --> 00:33:01,797 That was a joke. 508 00:33:01,871 --> 00:33:03,839 Oh. 509 00:33:03,906 --> 00:33:06,101 What happened? I didn't think you were gonna call me. 510 00:33:06,175 --> 00:33:10,236 Well, I wasn't, but then I decided I don't care what my friends think. 511 00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:13,540 See, that was a joke. Get it? 512 00:33:13,616 --> 00:33:15,777 A little joke. Not funny. 513 00:33:15,851 --> 00:33:18,479 So, you wanna get together? 514 00:33:18,554 --> 00:33:22,149 Okay. Sure. When? 515 00:33:22,224 --> 00:33:26,126 How 'bout right now? Just meet me at the place you dropped us off at. 516 00:33:26,195 --> 00:33:29,995 Okay. Can you give me half an hour? 517 00:33:30,065 --> 00:33:32,056 Yeah, half an hour's cool. Great. 518 00:33:32,134 --> 00:33:34,625 All right. Okay. I'll see you there. 519 00:33:35,971 --> 00:33:38,235 Bye. Bye-bye. 520 00:33:46,415 --> 00:33:49,248 I've got a date with Mary Jane! 521 00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:51,252 Word, yo? Yes! 522 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:55,654 All right, man. Y'all got money? 523 00:33:55,724 --> 00:33:58,284 The date couldn't have come at a worse time. 524 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,658 I was flat broke. 525 00:34:00,729 --> 00:34:03,664 All my money was tied up in our drug-dealing venture. 526 00:34:03,732 --> 00:34:08,192 I only had eight bucks. This was gonna take some careful budgeting and maneuvering. 527 00:34:08,270 --> 00:34:11,398 Hey. Watch the master at work. 528 00:34:11,473 --> 00:34:14,203 You look great. You look wonderful. Thank you. 529 00:34:14,276 --> 00:34:17,211 You know what? I was thinkin' it's so nice out, 530 00:34:17,279 --> 00:34:19,713 wanna go for a walk? 531 00:34:19,782 --> 00:34:23,013 Yeah, sure. We can go for a walk. 532 00:34:23,085 --> 00:34:25,019 Good. Good. Let's. 533 00:34:25,087 --> 00:34:27,248 So far, so good. 534 00:34:27,323 --> 00:34:32,761 Three hours and 14 miles later, I hadn't spent one penny. 535 00:34:32,828 --> 00:34:34,887 Damn, I was good! 536 00:34:34,964 --> 00:34:38,127 And then it happened. I'm hungry too. 537 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:42,796 Hey, you wanna eat at the Happy Palace? Uh, how 'bout a hot dog, huh? 538 00:34:42,871 --> 00:34:45,567 Hey, what luck. Hot dog. 539 00:34:45,641 --> 00:34:50,772 Hey, what can I get you? Could I have a hot dog with ketchup and sauerkraut? 540 00:34:50,846 --> 00:34:53,679 Sauerkraut's 50 cents extra. Damn! 541 00:34:53,749 --> 00:34:56,741 I've not had a hot dog in so long. 542 00:34:56,819 --> 00:34:59,788 Come on. Let's get out of here. Anything to drink? 543 00:34:59,855 --> 00:35:02,915 You son of a bitch! Yes. Could I have a Pepsi, please? 544 00:35:02,992 --> 00:35:07,019 Anything for you, sir? No. I'm fine. Thank you. 545 00:35:07,096 --> 00:35:10,657 Greedy bastard! Didn't you promise me ice cream the other day? 546 00:35:10,733 --> 00:35:13,600 I know a really good place uptown. 547 00:35:13,669 --> 00:35:15,796 Great. Let's hoof it. 548 00:35:15,871 --> 00:35:19,807 Um, do you mind if we take a cab this time? 549 00:35:20,876 --> 00:35:22,810 Sure. 550 00:35:28,017 --> 00:35:29,985 Thanks a lot, buddy. 551 00:35:30,052 --> 00:35:32,145 You should be happy with the tip I gave you. Damn. 552 00:35:32,221 --> 00:35:35,156 You should be kissing my ass. You guys are greedy. 553 00:35:35,224 --> 00:35:37,192 Best ice cream in town. 554 00:35:37,259 --> 00:35:40,490 Spare change for some food? Oh. 555 00:35:40,562 --> 00:35:44,999 Don't mind if I do. Thanks, young brother. 556 00:35:45,067 --> 00:35:47,763 No, thank you. 557 00:35:49,204 --> 00:35:54,836 Mmm. Mmm-mmm. Yeah, I mean, I do miss my dad. 558 00:35:54,910 --> 00:35:58,710 But... he deserves to be where he is. 559 00:35:58,781 --> 00:36:01,579 Drug dealers belong in jail. 560 00:36:01,650 --> 00:36:04,084 Yeah. Yeah, wow. 561 00:36:04,153 --> 00:36:07,680 Yeah. Um, how long he been in there? 562 00:36:07,756 --> 00:36:10,748 Four years next month. Four years. 563 00:36:10,826 --> 00:36:14,193 And what exactly was he sellin'? Marijuana. 564 00:36:14,263 --> 00:36:17,323 Four years just for weed? Damn! 565 00:36:17,399 --> 00:36:19,959 Just? No, no, no, no. Not just. 566 00:36:20,035 --> 00:36:23,266 Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug. 567 00:36:23,339 --> 00:36:25,398 I mean, everybody knows that it leads to other stuff. 568 00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:28,034 Yeah, mostly junk food. 569 00:36:29,978 --> 00:36:32,208 You don't smoke weed, do you? 570 00:36:33,916 --> 00:36:35,850 Come on, Mary Jane. 571 00:36:35,918 --> 00:36:40,082 I mean, do I look like somebody that would smoke... marijuana? 572 00:36:40,155 --> 00:36:42,350 So you swear you don't? 573 00:36:42,424 --> 00:36:44,722 Yeah, sure. 574 00:36:44,793 --> 00:36:49,730 Okay, well, swear on this banana split that you don't do marijuana. 575 00:36:49,798 --> 00:36:52,665 What? Oh, my God. 576 00:36:52,735 --> 00:36:55,101 Do you swear? 577 00:36:56,772 --> 00:36:59,673 Yes, Mary Jane. I swear. 578 00:36:59,742 --> 00:37:02,836 That you got pretty eyes. 579 00:37:02,911 --> 00:37:04,845 That's good. 580 00:37:06,281 --> 00:37:08,215 That's real good. 581 00:37:08,283 --> 00:37:12,583 I got some booty. I got some booty. I got some booty. 582 00:37:12,654 --> 00:37:14,645 It was really good too. 583 00:37:14,723 --> 00:37:17,851 Ooh, she was a giver, a caring nurturer. 584 00:37:17,926 --> 00:37:22,761 She held me in her arms, and it was like I was 15 years old all over again. 585 00:37:22,831 --> 00:37:25,732 I was hooked on Mary Jane. 586 00:37:26,034 --> 00:37:30,403 The next mornin' the phones blew up like we were havin' a fuckin' telethon, man. 587 00:37:30,472 --> 00:37:34,272 Everybody in New York was callin' to get down with Mr. Nice Guy. 588 00:37:34,343 --> 00:37:37,642 We met all kinds of customers, like this guy here. 589 00:37:37,713 --> 00:37:39,704 He's what we call an enhancement smoker, 590 00:37:39,782 --> 00:37:43,878 'cause he thinks marijuana makes every activity that much better. 591 00:37:43,952 --> 00:37:46,113 Mi casa es su casa. Observe. 592 00:37:46,188 --> 00:37:48,122 You're Scarface, right? Yeah. 593 00:37:48,190 --> 00:37:50,283 I love Al Pacino, man. 594 00:37:50,359 --> 00:37:53,294 Did you ever see Scent of a Woman? Yep. 595 00:37:55,097 --> 00:38:00,125 Did you ever see Scent of a Woman... on weed? 596 00:38:00,202 --> 00:38:05,230 That's the way to see it, man! It's just whacked! Pow! 597 00:38:06,708 --> 00:38:10,144 Sixty bucks, yo. That's cool, man. 598 00:38:10,212 --> 00:38:12,146 I got it. I got it. 599 00:38:14,783 --> 00:38:19,345 Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill, man? Man, I don't know, yo. 600 00:38:19,421 --> 00:38:23,585 Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill... on weed? 601 00:38:23,659 --> 00:38:25,991 Oh, there's some weird shit in there, man! 602 00:38:26,061 --> 00:38:28,120 There's a dude sittin' in the bushes. Does he have a gun? 603 00:38:28,197 --> 00:38:30,427 I don't know, man. What? What? 604 00:38:30,499 --> 00:38:32,967 Red team go. Red team go. 605 00:38:33,035 --> 00:38:36,698 Just some weird shit, man. Man, you're fuckin' crazy, yo. 606 00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:39,206 Take your shit. No, that's cool. Thanks, man. 607 00:38:39,274 --> 00:38:42,607 Hey, yo, wait! Dude, I'm gonna check out the stars later. 608 00:38:42,678 --> 00:38:47,138 It's really trippy. Especially on weed, man. 609 00:38:47,216 --> 00:38:50,879 A scavenger smoker is someone who never has weed of their own. 610 00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:53,547 But as soon as you smoke it, here they come. 611 00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:56,022 Damn! - What up? Man! 612 00:38:56,091 --> 00:38:58,286 What's up, dogs? Scoot over. Let me get in here, man. 613 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,294 What y'all doin'? Nothin'. 614 00:39:00,362 --> 00:39:02,227 Nothin'? Yeah, just chillin'. 615 00:39:02,297 --> 00:39:05,061 What's the matter? Let me inhale it. Let me have some. 616 00:39:05,133 --> 00:39:09,399 All right, man. Just one hit, you scavenger. 617 00:39:09,471 --> 00:39:11,462 Always come around. 618 00:39:17,312 --> 00:39:19,371 Can't even smoke weed in peace. 619 00:39:21,450 --> 00:39:24,146 I ain't even into the motherfucker yet. Back up, brother. 620 00:39:24,219 --> 00:39:27,711 You know we sell this? I don't know if you knew that. 621 00:39:27,789 --> 00:39:31,247 It's too bad, man. I just stopped smokin' yesterday. 622 00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:40,328 I'm gonna get up out of here. Y'all stay up, now. Nice seeing y'all. 623 00:39:40,402 --> 00:39:43,496 Yeah. Look at that shit. Man. 624 00:39:43,572 --> 00:39:45,506 Then there's the "You Should've Been There" smoker. 625 00:39:45,574 --> 00:39:49,101 They love talkin' about the old days, back when weed was grass. 626 00:39:49,177 --> 00:39:52,169 Hell, back in the '60s, we used to smoke that shit on the street. 627 00:39:52,247 --> 00:39:56,047 Cops didn't say nothin'. Hell, they was gettin' high too. Everybody was doin' it. 628 00:39:56,118 --> 00:39:58,643 Mm. It wasn't the thing to do because it was the thing to do, you know? 629 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:00,915 It was the thing to do because it got you high. 630 00:40:00,989 --> 00:40:03,924 Can you dig? I feel ya. That's why I'm doin' it. 631 00:40:03,992 --> 00:40:08,554 I feel it. Man, you're cool as shit, mister. 632 00:40:08,630 --> 00:40:12,088 I hate to do it, but I gotta charge you. That's 60 bucks. 633 00:40:12,167 --> 00:40:14,829 Sixty bucks? Yeah. 634 00:40:14,903 --> 00:40:18,999 Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, you know what I mean? 635 00:40:20,709 --> 00:40:24,475 You know how much condoms used to cost in them days? How much? 636 00:40:24,546 --> 00:40:27,208 I don't know. IWe never used 'em. 637 00:40:27,282 --> 00:40:30,115 We call this kid the "After School Special" smoker. 638 00:40:30,185 --> 00:40:32,745 He spends all of his allowance on reefer. 639 00:40:32,821 --> 00:40:35,381 Thanks, little buddy. 640 00:40:35,457 --> 00:40:38,984 Now, in the next room, his father, an "I'm 40, But I'm Still Cool" smoker, 641 00:40:39,061 --> 00:40:43,157 is tokin' up, trying to figure out a way to bond with his son. 642 00:40:43,231 --> 00:40:46,997 Isn't that ironic? Don't you think? 643 00:40:47,069 --> 00:40:50,903 'Course across town, the kid's Nana's smokin' up, tryin' to ease her glaucoma. 644 00:40:50,973 --> 00:40:54,272 And it's good for arthritis too. 645 00:40:54,343 --> 00:40:57,540 We made over 20 grand that first week, man. 646 00:40:57,613 --> 00:41:01,709 And because we were stealin' the weed, not buyin' it, it was all profit. 647 00:41:01,783 --> 00:41:05,310 But if we were gonna save Kenny, we had to deliver full-time. 648 00:41:05,387 --> 00:41:08,220 Scarface quit his job. 649 00:41:08,290 --> 00:41:11,020 Still waiting on that Heifer, Julio. 650 00:41:13,762 --> 00:41:15,889 Fuck you. Fuck you. 651 00:41:15,964 --> 00:41:18,956 Fuck you. You're cool. 652 00:41:19,034 --> 00:41:21,832 And fuck you. I'm out! 653 00:41:23,939 --> 00:41:28,342 Brian was gonna quit, but they fired him before he could. 654 00:41:36,685 --> 00:41:41,349 Don't worry. Don't worry. 655 00:41:41,423 --> 00:41:45,018 I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do: 656 00:41:45,093 --> 00:41:48,358 Flip out, man! 657 00:41:48,430 --> 00:41:53,231 All I wanna know is: who's comin' with me? 658 00:41:56,171 --> 00:41:59,163 Who's comin', man? Who's comin' with me? 659 00:42:00,342 --> 00:42:04,472 Huh? Who's comin' with me, man? 660 00:42:05,647 --> 00:42:09,515 I will. Jan. 661 00:42:09,584 --> 00:42:13,577 Thank you, Jan. Yeah. 662 00:42:15,891 --> 00:42:18,257 That's what I'm talkin' about. 663 00:42:18,326 --> 00:42:21,227 Bully, man. Yeah. 664 00:42:27,302 --> 00:42:31,830 Jan, will you be my girlfriend? 665 00:42:31,907 --> 00:42:35,843 I would... but I'm gay, you know? 666 00:42:35,911 --> 00:42:37,902 Ohh. I'm a big dyke. 667 00:42:37,979 --> 00:42:39,913 What's that like? 668 00:42:39,981 --> 00:42:42,609 Thank you for calling. Thank you very much. Bye-bye. 669 00:42:42,684 --> 00:42:45,812 We had to hire that girl Jan 'cause she followed Brian. 670 00:42:45,887 --> 00:42:47,855 But it actually worked out. Mr. Nice Guy. 671 00:42:47,923 --> 00:42:51,188 She was more organized than we were, and she was willing to work for weed. 672 00:42:51,259 --> 00:42:53,193 All right, then. 673 00:42:53,261 --> 00:42:56,788 Mr. Nice Guy was blowin' up, man. 674 00:42:56,865 --> 00:43:00,062 We got customers from all over New York. 675 00:43:00,135 --> 00:43:02,899 We even stole a few from Samson. Oh, what's up, nigger? 676 00:43:02,971 --> 00:43:05,940 Come on in, man. Come on, weed man. 677 00:43:06,007 --> 00:43:07,941 Thanks, baby. 678 00:43:08,009 --> 00:43:10,978 Get on. Beat it. You're scarin' him. 679 00:43:11,046 --> 00:43:14,880 Ha! Sir Smoka Lot. 680 00:43:14,950 --> 00:43:17,180 What can I get you today, Smoka Lot? Love weed. 681 00:43:17,252 --> 00:43:20,221 Um, let me get a pound of your sweetest chiva. 682 00:43:20,288 --> 00:43:23,655 Damn. Yes! Somethin' told me to bring a lot of weed, man. 683 00:43:23,725 --> 00:43:28,389 Aw, shit. Pound of my sweetest chiva. 684 00:43:28,463 --> 00:43:31,432 Don't get no better than that. Can smell it through the bag. 685 00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:34,060 That's gonna be 9,600 bucks, bro. 686 00:43:34,136 --> 00:43:36,263 Let's see what I got here. 687 00:43:39,474 --> 00:43:42,272 Come on, man. Hang out for a minute. Smoke with me. 688 00:43:42,344 --> 00:43:44,835 I got weed. I got my bong out. Come on, son. 689 00:43:44,913 --> 00:43:48,371 For you, man, I'll stay for a minute. 690 00:43:48,450 --> 00:43:51,146 But then I gotta be- gotta be goin'. 691 00:43:51,219 --> 00:43:54,120 I understand. 692 00:43:54,189 --> 00:43:59,354 And Smoka Lot opened up to me like I was Barbara Walters. It was ridiculous. 693 00:43:59,427 --> 00:44:04,455 He told me about his lawyer. He had sex with my mama! Why? 694 00:44:04,533 --> 00:44:08,333 His spirituality. God, if you listenin'... help! 695 00:44:08,403 --> 00:44:10,997 His bad back. Doctor said I need a backeotomy. 696 00:44:11,072 --> 00:44:14,940 His love life. I'm impotent, man. Get away from me, bitch! 697 00:44:15,010 --> 00:44:18,173 I mean, talk about a guy with problems. Tough break. 698 00:44:18,246 --> 00:44:22,273 I can't take it no more. No wonder he smokes a pound a week. 699 00:44:22,350 --> 00:44:26,081 Somebody? So now we had a famous clientele and... 700 00:44:26,154 --> 00:44:28,088 Greeneyes gonna miss ya. 701 00:44:28,156 --> 00:44:32,286 And guess what else? Call me next week... about weed, about weed. 702 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,796 I got more booty! I got more booty! 703 00:44:35,864 --> 00:44:38,731 I don't mean to rub it in, folks. 704 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,768 It's just that, you know, I liked this so much, man. 705 00:44:40,836 --> 00:44:43,737 When I was with her, I didn't even think about weed. 706 00:44:43,805 --> 00:44:46,035 Didn't have to. Bye. 707 00:44:46,107 --> 00:44:49,702 She was all the Mary Jane I needed. 708 00:44:49,778 --> 00:44:52,144 When I was young 709 00:44:52,214 --> 00:44:56,310 I never needed anyone 710 00:44:56,384 --> 00:45:00,514 Makin' love was just for fun 711 00:45:00,589 --> 00:45:02,921 Those days are gone 712 00:45:05,994 --> 00:45:10,897 All by myself 713 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:30,515 What did I tell you, Nate? Come on. Come on. 714 00:45:30,585 --> 00:45:33,281 Come on. Come on, Nate. 715 00:45:33,355 --> 00:45:36,119 He had to stay vigilant. 716 00:45:36,191 --> 00:45:40,389 Wash off your hanKenny's butthole was in constant jeopardy. 717 00:45:40,462 --> 00:45:43,192 But we were makin' money. Hey, what's up, mates? 718 00:45:43,265 --> 00:45:45,961 What's up, man? What's up, boy? 719 00:45:46,034 --> 00:45:48,901 What's up, yo? Nada. I'm just chillin'. 720 00:45:48,970 --> 00:45:52,428 Hey, guys. Why is there a dog biting The Guy? 721 00:45:52,507 --> 00:45:56,466 'Cause I bought a dog, B. Bought a dog? 722 00:45:56,544 --> 00:45:59,604 For how much? Oh, it's cool. Yo, he's used. 723 00:45:59,681 --> 00:46:02,275 Including the house, it was only 250, yo. 724 00:46:02,350 --> 00:46:05,717 You spent $250 on a used dog? 725 00:46:05,787 --> 00:46:08,551 And a dog house, yo. Brian bought something too. 726 00:46:08,623 --> 00:46:13,822 For $400, I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man. 727 00:46:13,895 --> 00:46:17,956 Who the hell told you that? The guy who sold it to me. Barry Garcia. 728 00:46:18,033 --> 00:46:20,263 And what he's supposed to be? Jerry Garcia's brother? 729 00:46:20,335 --> 00:46:24,795 No. Actually, it's Andy Garcia's brother. 730 00:46:24,873 --> 00:46:28,969 Why the hell are you guys spendin' money? We're not drug dealers, remember? 731 00:46:29,044 --> 00:46:34,175 We're fund-raisers. Well, you said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace. 732 00:46:34,249 --> 00:46:36,843 How much did that cost, man? Ah. 733 00:46:36,918 --> 00:46:40,615 You know, obviously you missed the point of that story, Brian. 734 00:46:40,689 --> 00:46:43,249 Come on, guys. Return this shit. We can't, yo. 735 00:46:43,325 --> 00:46:47,386 Why am I tellin' Mary Jane I don't have any money? 'Cause you're a fibber. 736 00:46:47,462 --> 00:46:50,898 No, because we don't have any money. 737 00:46:50,966 --> 00:46:53,093 The money we do have is not for spending. 738 00:46:53,168 --> 00:46:57,662 It's for saving Kenny's sweet virgin ass, man! 739 00:46:57,739 --> 00:47:02,267 If you guys spend one more dime, I swear I will bitch-slap you. 740 00:47:03,511 --> 00:47:05,445 Gimme that. 741 00:47:07,115 --> 00:47:11,074 Sorry for yelling. But I'm serious. 742 00:47:11,152 --> 00:47:15,418 We gotta start bein' more responsible and focused. 743 00:47:15,490 --> 00:47:17,822 All right? Let's be sharp. 744 00:47:17,892 --> 00:47:21,453 Scarface, your dog is mean, man. 745 00:47:21,529 --> 00:47:23,520 I know, all right. 746 00:47:23,598 --> 00:47:26,726 Somebody gotta do somethin' about this shit right now. 747 00:47:26,801 --> 00:47:28,735 Mmm. Come here, doggie. 748 00:47:28,803 --> 00:47:31,397 Hey, little fella. Smell it? 749 00:47:31,473 --> 00:47:36,501 Hey! Smell it. Okay. All right. Mm. 750 00:47:36,578 --> 00:47:38,842 Good boy. 751 00:47:38,913 --> 00:47:41,848 He likes it. He loves it, man. 752 00:47:41,916 --> 00:47:45,477 Of course he loves it. Yeah, your paws are tingling, aren't they? 753 00:47:45,553 --> 00:47:48,681 Now you're one of us. 754 00:47:50,325 --> 00:47:53,488 Get it, Killer. 755 00:47:53,561 --> 00:47:59,227 He likes it, yo. Yeah, man, he really likes it. 756 00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:02,997 Good for you, man. Man, what did you guys do to him, yo? 757 00:48:03,071 --> 00:48:06,507 Nothin', man. Yo, Killer. Kill! Killer, kill! 758 00:48:15,016 --> 00:48:17,780 This weed is fantastic! 759 00:48:22,257 --> 00:48:24,452 We kept pluggin' away with the weed deliveries, 760 00:48:24,526 --> 00:48:28,292 and we kept meetin' different kinds of smokers, like this lady. 761 00:48:28,363 --> 00:48:30,763 She's an "I'm Only Creative If I Smoke" smoker. Hi. 762 00:48:30,832 --> 00:48:34,825 She believes weed, and only weed, brings out the artist in her. 763 00:48:36,304 --> 00:48:39,034 Would you like to hear some of my poetry? Not really. 764 00:48:39,107 --> 00:48:41,098 You really should. 765 00:48:43,044 --> 00:48:46,980 I have killed. I have helped kill. 766 00:48:47,048 --> 00:48:52,543 I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this, I. 767 00:48:52,620 --> 00:48:56,283 I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ. 768 00:48:57,959 --> 00:49:02,760 You must seek therapy. That's what I would go with, but that's my own... 769 00:49:02,831 --> 00:49:06,733 The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, 770 00:49:06,801 --> 00:49:08,735 especially when it comes to reefer. 771 00:49:09,871 --> 00:49:12,169 Hey, man, we're out of papers. 772 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:16,301 All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil. 773 00:49:16,377 --> 00:49:19,346 We don't have a corkscrew. 774 00:49:19,414 --> 00:49:23,009 All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel. 775 00:49:23,084 --> 00:49:26,781 Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up! 776 00:49:26,855 --> 00:49:29,346 And then you got your straight-up potheads. Ooh! 777 00:49:29,424 --> 00:49:32,484 You can spot these people by their lack of motivation, 778 00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:37,463 mood swings, forgetfulness and, of course, the dreaded low sperm count. 779 00:49:37,532 --> 00:49:42,060 I don't know which one of these categories we fall into, but I'll tell you this: 780 00:49:42,137 --> 00:49:44,332 We ain't no goddamn potheads. 781 00:49:44,405 --> 00:49:46,168 Hmm. 782 00:49:46,241 --> 00:49:48,368 Shit. 783 00:49:48,643 --> 00:49:50,907 Then you have the avid nonsmoker. 784 00:49:50,979 --> 00:49:54,608 A lot of times they'll get your number accidentally from one of their girlfriends, 785 00:49:54,682 --> 00:49:57,617 call up and place an order knowing they don't smoke weed... 786 00:49:57,685 --> 00:50:00,313 and request that you personally deliver it. 787 00:50:00,388 --> 00:50:04,848 Then when you get there, they're all mad that it's you sellin' weed. 788 00:50:04,926 --> 00:50:09,863 You smoke weed? At last we can share everything. 789 00:50:09,931 --> 00:50:13,833 Get off me, you Iying son of a bitch! What is this? 790 00:50:13,902 --> 00:50:16,302 Looks like some sort of a business card. 791 00:50:16,371 --> 00:50:20,171 Yeah, with your number on it. You know, I can't believe this! 792 00:50:20,241 --> 00:50:24,075 I can't believe that I fell for another one of you lowlife assholes again. 793 00:50:24,145 --> 00:50:27,273 God, what is wrong with me? Hey... 794 00:50:27,348 --> 00:50:29,873 Hey, Mary Jane, I can explain everything, all right? 795 00:50:29,951 --> 00:50:32,146 Good-bye, Thurgood. Wait! Hold up! 796 00:50:32,220 --> 00:50:34,245 Hey, Mary Jane! 797 00:50:34,322 --> 00:50:38,656 Mary Jane, look, the only reason I lied to you was because I like you... 798 00:50:38,726 --> 00:50:40,660 and I wanted to be with you. 799 00:50:41,729 --> 00:50:43,663 Mary Jane. 800 00:50:54,809 --> 00:50:56,743 Knight Rider. 801 00:50:56,811 --> 00:50:59,405 A shadowy flight into the dangerous world... 802 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,608 of a man who does not exist. 803 00:51:05,787 --> 00:51:09,120 Thurgood, why the long face, man? 804 00:51:09,190 --> 00:51:11,784 Mary Jane dumped me. Shh. Quiet down, yo. 805 00:51:11,859 --> 00:51:14,885 Sir Smoka Lot's on TV. Cecil? 806 00:51:14,963 --> 00:51:18,922 When life is hard, I pick up that card with the smiley face 807 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,731 Call him over to my place 808 00:51:25,306 --> 00:51:28,139 Box it Man, it gets you high 809 00:51:28,209 --> 00:51:30,939 And that's when things started going wrong. 810 00:51:31,012 --> 00:51:36,075 Samson, it looks like somebody is cuttin' into your business, baby. 811 00:51:36,150 --> 00:51:40,382 Shit. Do you like what you see, Samson? 812 00:51:40,455 --> 00:51:42,389 Do I look like I like what I see? 813 00:51:43,458 --> 00:51:46,325 Who is this Mr. Nice Guy? 814 00:51:46,394 --> 00:51:49,420 I would imagine he's some sort of drug dealer. 815 00:51:49,497 --> 00:51:51,556 Go get me this Mr. Nice Guy. 816 00:51:51,633 --> 00:51:54,966 I wanna sit him down and ask him some questions. 817 00:51:59,007 --> 00:52:01,498 Hey, Squirrel Master. Kenny. 818 00:52:02,910 --> 00:52:06,744 Listen, uh, I, uh, just wanted to say thank you... 819 00:52:06,814 --> 00:52:09,248 for protecting me back there. 820 00:52:09,317 --> 00:52:13,219 We didn't mind. Huh? Did we, Fuzzy Nuts? 821 00:52:13,288 --> 00:52:16,815 I hope there's some way I can pay you back when we get on the outside. 822 00:52:16,891 --> 00:52:20,088 You better hurry up. I get out in 11 days. 823 00:52:20,161 --> 00:52:22,288 Is that right? 824 00:52:27,702 --> 00:52:31,604 Kenny, 11 days? That seems a little stiff, man. 825 00:52:31,673 --> 00:52:35,131 Eleven days, Thurgood, I'm as good as skewered. 826 00:52:35,209 --> 00:52:38,701 Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield? 827 00:52:38,780 --> 00:52:41,340 Ooh. Hurry, Thurgood. 828 00:52:41,416 --> 00:52:44,852 I'm countin' on you, man! Please! Please! 829 00:52:44,919 --> 00:52:47,979 Eleven days wasn't gonna give us much time. 830 00:52:48,056 --> 00:52:51,651 We really had to hustle, and that meant takin' on new customers. 831 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:09,667 Damn, B! I been set up. 832 00:53:12,814 --> 00:53:15,180 We'll get back to that in a second. 833 00:53:15,249 --> 00:53:18,685 But meanwhile I hadn't seen Mary Jane in, like, a week. 834 00:53:18,753 --> 00:53:22,120 I couldn't stop thinkin' about her, man. I missed her. 835 00:53:22,190 --> 00:53:27,059 Then I started thinkin' about the fact that she was the only girl I slept with in five years. 836 00:53:27,128 --> 00:53:30,256 Then I started thinkin' about the girl I slept with before Mary Jane. 837 00:53:32,233 --> 00:53:34,827 I had to get Mary Jane back. 838 00:53:34,902 --> 00:53:38,804 What do you want? 839 00:53:39,941 --> 00:53:42,603 I want you back, Mary Jane. 840 00:53:42,677 --> 00:53:47,637 I miss you. I'll do whatever it takes to get you back. 841 00:53:47,715 --> 00:53:50,650 I can't quit sellin' it yet, but I'll quit smokin' it. 842 00:53:50,718 --> 00:53:54,051 If that's what you want, then- then I'll change for you. 843 00:53:54,122 --> 00:53:57,421 Heard that before. Said that before. 844 00:53:57,492 --> 00:54:01,690 But this time I mean it. I'm gonna come back here. I'm gonna be clean. 845 00:54:01,763 --> 00:54:05,164 I'm gonna be sober. There's no more weed, no more nothin'. 846 00:54:05,233 --> 00:54:09,897 Mary Jane, you'll see. I'll be back. I'll be a changed man. 847 00:54:09,971 --> 00:54:12,371 There's a new Thurgood Jenkins today. 848 00:54:13,975 --> 00:54:16,671 I love you. 849 00:54:16,744 --> 00:54:19,372 Man, that first day of sobriety sucked. 850 00:54:19,447 --> 00:54:24,407 And I realized something: I was a real irritable guy when I wasn't smokin' marijuana. 851 00:54:24,485 --> 00:54:27,386 I couldn't stop thinkin' about gettin' high. 852 00:54:27,455 --> 00:54:29,923 It was time to get help. 853 00:54:29,991 --> 00:54:33,358 Hi, everyone. My name is Thurgood. 854 00:54:33,428 --> 00:54:37,797 Hi, Thurgood. Hi. 855 00:54:37,865 --> 00:54:42,529 I'm here today because I'm addicted... to marijuana. 856 00:54:42,603 --> 00:54:46,266 You in here because of marijuana? 857 00:54:46,340 --> 00:54:48,399 Marijuana? 858 00:54:48,476 --> 00:54:51,240 Man, this is some bullshit! 859 00:54:51,312 --> 00:54:53,280 Marijuana is not a drug. 860 00:54:53,347 --> 00:54:57,078 I used to suck dick for coke. I seen him! 861 00:54:57,151 --> 00:54:59,085 And that's an addiction, man. 862 00:54:59,153 --> 00:55:01,314 You ever suck dick for marijuana? Huh? 863 00:55:03,691 --> 00:55:07,457 No. No, I can't say I have. I didn't think so. 864 00:55:07,528 --> 00:55:10,429 Boo this man! Boo! 865 00:55:20,107 --> 00:55:22,268 No. 866 00:55:22,343 --> 00:55:27,604 No! 867 00:55:27,682 --> 00:55:29,741 Devil man. 868 00:55:29,817 --> 00:55:33,617 Devil666- The mark of the beast! 869 00:55:33,688 --> 00:55:36,885 No! Naughty! 870 00:55:36,958 --> 00:55:39,586 Naughty jungle of love! 871 00:55:42,430 --> 00:55:45,365 The man is serious. Calm down. How serious can it be? 872 00:55:45,433 --> 00:55:48,368 He wants to see Mr. Nice Guy. He told me. 873 00:55:52,573 --> 00:55:54,507 Oh, man. 874 00:55:56,777 --> 00:55:59,143 No, yo! 875 00:55:59,213 --> 00:56:01,306 They killed Killer, B! 876 00:56:02,583 --> 00:56:05,279 Yo, Samson did this, man. 877 00:56:06,354 --> 00:56:09,221 Yo, he killed Killer, man. 878 00:56:09,290 --> 00:56:12,191 Hey. He killed... 879 00:56:12,260 --> 00:56:14,820 I'm gonna call Brian. 880 00:56:14,896 --> 00:56:17,763 Let's just give him a proper burial, all right? 881 00:56:17,832 --> 00:56:20,300 I'm sorry, man. 882 00:56:20,368 --> 00:56:22,302 Jesus Christ. 883 00:56:22,370 --> 00:56:26,170 Oh! I'm sorry. Watch it, man! You stepped on his head! 884 00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:29,175 I'm sorry. I didn't even see him. 885 00:57:02,310 --> 00:57:05,370 I gotta smoke. I have got to smoke. 886 00:57:06,447 --> 00:57:08,847 What happened, man? 887 00:57:08,916 --> 00:57:12,283 You wanna know what happened? I'll tell you what happened. 888 00:57:12,353 --> 00:57:15,720 Samson and his girls came rollin' up in here lookin' for me. 889 00:57:15,790 --> 00:57:19,089 They was gonna mess me up if I didn't bring them Mr. Nice Guy. 890 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,685 So they probably roughed the Guy up, 891 00:57:21,762 --> 00:57:24,356 then they started goin' to war with the apartment. 892 00:57:24,432 --> 00:57:27,765 They had num-chuks, bolos. They be doin' Indian burns. 893 00:57:27,835 --> 00:57:30,360 Killer paid the price, yo. 894 00:57:30,438 --> 00:57:34,704 He got the wrath. He got the wrath of the num-chuks, yo. 895 00:57:35,743 --> 00:57:39,611 I think it's more complex than that. 896 00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:44,140 More complex than that? You know what I think happened? 897 00:57:44,218 --> 00:57:47,449 You want to hear what I think, man? 898 00:57:49,457 --> 00:57:53,484 First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, 899 00:57:53,561 --> 00:57:57,725 you gotta understand who Killer the dog was. 900 00:57:57,798 --> 00:58:01,256 Now, Killer was born to a three-legged bitch mother. 901 00:58:01,335 --> 00:58:04,304 He was always ashamed of this, man. 902 00:58:04,372 --> 00:58:09,105 And right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. 903 00:58:09,176 --> 00:58:11,872 He's a small-time gunrunner... 904 00:58:11,946 --> 00:58:14,210 and, uh, rottweiler fight promoter. 905 00:58:14,281 --> 00:58:18,047 So he puts Killer into training. They see Killer's good. 906 00:58:18,119 --> 00:58:20,246 He is damn good. 907 00:58:20,321 --> 00:58:24,257 But then he had the fight of his life. 908 00:58:24,325 --> 00:58:27,692 They pit him against his brother Nibbles. 909 00:58:27,762 --> 00:58:31,596 And Killer said, "No, man, that's my brother. I can't fight Nibbles!" 910 00:58:31,666 --> 00:58:34,464 And he made 'em fight anyway. 911 00:58:34,535 --> 00:58:37,333 And then Killer, he killed Nibbles. 912 00:58:38,406 --> 00:58:41,170 And Killer said, "That's it." 913 00:58:41,242 --> 00:58:46,839 He called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. 914 00:58:46,914 --> 00:58:51,146 And then in a rage, he collapsed, 915 00:58:51,218 --> 00:58:53,413 and his heart... 916 00:58:53,487 --> 00:58:55,717 no longer beat. 917 00:58:57,792 --> 00:59:00,022 Wow. 918 00:59:00,094 --> 00:59:02,494 You know, uh, 919 00:59:02,563 --> 00:59:05,498 I never thought I'd say this to anybody, 920 00:59:05,566 --> 00:59:09,058 but you two smoke entirely too much reefer. 921 00:59:09,136 --> 00:59:12,299 What if The Guy did it? 922 00:59:12,373 --> 00:59:15,001 No way. You think? 923 00:59:15,076 --> 00:59:17,010 Yo? 924 00:59:21,015 --> 00:59:24,109 Yo, The Guy, did you kill my dog? 925 00:59:29,190 --> 00:59:32,626 I believe him, yo. I don't know why, but I do. 926 00:59:37,465 --> 00:59:39,399 Samson did this shit, yo. 927 00:59:43,170 --> 00:59:45,434 Mr. Nice Guy, Party Accessories. 928 00:59:45,506 --> 00:59:47,997 Well, did you get my message? 929 00:59:48,075 --> 00:59:52,171 Who is this? This is Samson, smarty-pants. 930 00:59:52,246 --> 00:59:54,976 Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister. 931 00:59:55,049 --> 00:59:57,745 Samson, this is Sheila. Mama fell... 932 00:59:57,818 --> 00:59:59,752 Shut up, bitch! 933 00:59:59,820 --> 01:00:03,483 You tell Mr. Nice Guy to get his Jamaican ass... 934 01:00:03,557 --> 01:00:06,549 over to my place at 3:00 tomorrow! 935 01:00:06,627 --> 01:00:10,893 Now, you don't want me to get ugly. No, sir. 936 01:00:10,965 --> 01:00:13,627 Shit. All right. I'll tell 'em. 937 01:00:14,969 --> 01:00:17,267 Oh, my God. 938 01:00:17,338 --> 01:00:20,136 We're in a lot of trouble. 939 01:00:20,207 --> 01:00:24,268 Scarface, perhaps you could help me. 940 01:00:24,345 --> 01:00:28,839 Why do you think Samson thinks that Mr. Nice Guy's a Jamaican? 941 01:00:28,916 --> 01:00:32,408 Oh, 'cause I told him Mr. Nice Guy was Jamaican, yo. 942 01:00:32,486 --> 01:00:37,822 Why? I just thought he sounded Jamaican inside my head. 943 01:00:37,892 --> 01:00:40,656 We're in a lot of trouble, guys. 944 01:00:40,728 --> 01:00:45,222 We have a meeting with Samson tomorrow at 3:00. Where are we gonna get a Jamaican? 945 01:00:45,299 --> 01:00:48,860 I'll pretend I'm Jamaican, man. 946 01:00:48,936 --> 01:00:50,870 Yeah. 947 01:00:52,673 --> 01:00:55,107 You have smoked yourself retarded. 948 01:00:59,647 --> 01:01:05,244 Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Nice Guy. 949 01:01:06,587 --> 01:01:09,385 Welcome to my lair. 950 01:01:09,456 --> 01:01:13,483 Well, now. Tell me a little bit about yourself. 951 01:01:16,230 --> 01:01:20,997 Well, you know, I be from Jamaica, man. Lord have mercy. 952 01:01:21,068 --> 01:01:23,298 What part of Jamaica? 953 01:01:23,370 --> 01:01:26,703 Right near the beach- Boy 954 01:01:26,774 --> 01:01:30,039 I think you're bullshitting me. 955 01:01:30,110 --> 01:01:33,546 Samson Simpson, I stick by my story! 956 01:01:33,614 --> 01:01:35,548 I'm from Jamaica. 957 01:01:35,616 --> 01:01:41,179 If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat? Hmm? 958 01:01:41,255 --> 01:01:43,382 Delilah, 959 01:01:44,458 --> 01:01:47,757 get me 814. 960 01:01:47,828 --> 01:01:50,524 814. 961 01:01:50,598 --> 01:01:53,533 What the fuck is 814? 962 01:01:58,472 --> 01:02:04,377 Oh! I'm sorry, y'all. I don't want to be the first nigger to die from a crossbow. 963 01:02:04,445 --> 01:02:07,903 You know, I have been Iying to you. 964 01:02:07,982 --> 01:02:11,941 I'm sorry. Samson, I'm sorry. Okay? 965 01:02:12,019 --> 01:02:15,011 WeWe just started this because our friend got locked up. 966 01:02:15,089 --> 01:02:18,525 Brother, you know how that is. We had to get him outta jail. 967 01:02:18,592 --> 01:02:21,026 Now this is what's gonna happen. 968 01:02:21,095 --> 01:02:24,360 You make about 40,000, 50,000 a week. 969 01:02:24,431 --> 01:02:26,922 Shit. I wish. 970 01:02:27,001 --> 01:02:29,663 Well, I want half, 971 01:02:29,737 --> 01:02:33,503 $20,000 a week, or you're dead! 972 01:02:33,574 --> 01:02:35,735 You understand? 973 01:02:35,809 --> 01:02:40,178 Twenty thousand seems fair. That seems fair, right guys? It's fair. 974 01:02:40,247 --> 01:02:42,841 Class dismissed. 975 01:02:44,485 --> 01:02:47,682 Man, we are in trouble, man. 976 01:02:51,558 --> 01:02:57,394 Jerry, I really need your help, man. Feel us... 977 01:02:57,464 --> 01:03:01,833 Brian, will you stop praying to a bag of sand, man? Come on. 978 01:03:03,504 --> 01:03:08,032 You heard the man. If we don't get this money, we're dead. All of us! 979 01:03:11,211 --> 01:03:15,204 Yo, Thurgood, why don't you get your boy, The Guy, to lend you some money? 980 01:03:15,282 --> 01:03:18,843 You certainly let him stay here long enough. Man, that's Brian's boy. 981 01:03:18,919 --> 01:03:22,878 I didn't let him stay here. I don't know him, man. 982 01:03:28,729 --> 01:03:31,596 Hey, what day is it? Saturday. 983 01:03:31,665 --> 01:03:33,599 Is it January? 984 01:03:33,667 --> 01:03:36,431 No, man, it's August. 985 01:03:36,503 --> 01:03:39,438 Oh, wow. August. 986 01:03:39,506 --> 01:03:42,270 Hey, I couldn't help overhearing you guys. 987 01:03:42,343 --> 01:03:47,110 You know, if you want to double your profits, you should rob that lab. 988 01:03:47,181 --> 01:03:49,479 Tomorrow's Sunday. There'll be no one in there. 989 01:03:49,550 --> 01:03:52,519 Just go in and rob the place blind. 990 01:03:52,586 --> 01:03:54,520 It'll work, I promise you. 991 01:03:57,358 --> 01:04:00,759 Hey, uh, seein' as how we don't know who you are, 992 01:04:00,828 --> 01:04:03,922 are you plannin' on movin' out anytime soon? 993 01:04:03,998 --> 01:04:08,025 Thurgood, why don't you just focus on one thing at a time? 994 01:04:08,102 --> 01:04:12,368 I'll be fine. The robbery is what's important now. 995 01:04:50,677 --> 01:04:52,611 Phase One is complete, yo. 996 01:04:52,679 --> 01:04:54,977 All right. 997 01:04:55,049 --> 01:04:58,644 Now all we gotta do is go down this hatch to the second-floor supply room. 998 01:04:58,719 --> 01:05:01,552 Grab all the weed you can grab, and we are outta here! 999 01:05:01,622 --> 01:05:03,556 Sick, man! This is it? 1000 01:05:03,624 --> 01:05:05,558 Let's do it. 1001 01:05:05,626 --> 01:05:07,560 Watch your step. 1002 01:05:16,870 --> 01:05:20,067 You didn't say nothin' about no door, yo. Chill out, man. 1003 01:05:20,140 --> 01:05:23,906 I smoke weed here all the time. This door's never locked. 1004 01:05:23,977 --> 01:05:26,502 I didn't say the alarm would be off. 1005 01:05:26,580 --> 01:05:29,674 I said it never locked. Well, hurry, yo! 1006 01:05:29,750 --> 01:05:32,014 You guys, wait up! 1007 01:05:34,288 --> 01:05:36,222 Oh. 1008 01:05:36,290 --> 01:05:38,588 Hold up! 1009 01:05:38,659 --> 01:05:42,959 Isn't that Thurgood, the custodian? Yeah. 1010 01:05:43,030 --> 01:05:47,364 Want me to call the cops? No. This is too much fun. 1011 01:05:47,434 --> 01:05:49,629 Right over here! Come on! 1012 01:05:55,642 --> 01:05:57,576 I hope there's some left. 1013 01:06:11,892 --> 01:06:15,726 Maui Wowie! 1014 01:06:30,110 --> 01:06:33,511 I never seen this much weed in my life! Let's go! 1015 01:06:37,751 --> 01:06:39,981 Come on, man! 1016 01:06:54,234 --> 01:06:58,034 Get down on your knees with your hands behind your head. 1017 01:06:58,105 --> 01:07:01,563 Yo, I'm gonna make a run for it, B. 1018 01:07:01,642 --> 01:07:03,610 Just get down, man. 1019 01:07:07,147 --> 01:07:09,445 At least Brian got away, yo. 1020 01:07:09,516 --> 01:07:14,510 Whoa! My nads! Oh! 1021 01:07:15,923 --> 01:07:18,619 Hey, thank God, man! 1022 01:07:18,692 --> 01:07:21,786 Get down on your knees with your hands behind your head! 1023 01:07:23,363 --> 01:07:25,297 Move in. 1024 01:07:28,635 --> 01:07:31,069 Breaking and entering. 1025 01:07:31,138 --> 01:07:33,106 You got me? Open and shut. 1026 01:07:33,173 --> 01:07:35,801 I say we book 'em. You got me? We book 'em. 1027 01:07:35,876 --> 01:07:39,812 Hey, wait a minute, guys. 1028 01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:43,714 It's not open and shut. What do you guys do for a living? 1029 01:07:43,784 --> 01:07:46,275 I'm a detective. Yeah, we're detectives. 1030 01:07:46,353 --> 01:07:49,811 Oh. Okay then, detect. Ask us somethin'. 1031 01:07:49,890 --> 01:07:54,224 What do you know about this new Jamaican, this Mr. Nice Guy? Yeah. 1032 01:07:54,294 --> 01:07:57,457 Aw, shit, yo. 1033 01:07:57,531 --> 01:08:02,025 Well, I heard he's got great weed, but that's neither here nor there. 1034 01:08:02,102 --> 01:08:05,128 I mean, we can't bring him down. Crazy. 1035 01:08:05,205 --> 01:08:07,673 But we can bring you Samson. 1036 01:08:07,741 --> 01:08:11,336 Just ask me how. Ask me! 1037 01:08:11,411 --> 01:08:14,278 How are you gonna bring Samson down? 1038 01:08:14,348 --> 01:08:17,374 We got a meeting with him in a couple days. 1039 01:08:17,451 --> 01:08:19,612 I'll wear a wire. Hmm? 1040 01:08:19,686 --> 01:08:23,850 All right, listen to me. There's $30,000 in this knapsack. 1041 01:08:23,924 --> 01:08:26,358 When you get in there, give him the 20 grand you owe him, 1042 01:08:26,426 --> 01:08:29,486 and with the remaining ten, buy whatever narcotics he's got around. 1043 01:08:29,563 --> 01:08:32,794 You got me? You paying attention? 1044 01:08:32,866 --> 01:08:35,664 No. Sorry, man. 1045 01:08:35,736 --> 01:08:38,899 Unless you say out loud what it is you're buying, we got nothin'. 1046 01:08:38,972 --> 01:08:42,738 So make sure that you say it, and make sure that you get Samson to say it. 1047 01:08:42,809 --> 01:08:44,743 No codes. No slang. Yeah. 1048 01:08:44,811 --> 01:08:49,145 As soon as you got the stuff, or if anything goes wrong, say the phrase, "Abracadabra." 1049 01:08:49,216 --> 01:08:52,310 Abracadabra. Abracadabra? 1050 01:08:53,887 --> 01:08:57,152 Okay. Okay. Make sure that you are relaxed. 1051 01:08:57,224 --> 01:08:59,158 And just act completely normal. 1052 01:08:59,226 --> 01:09:01,990 That's gonna be a problem. What do you mean? 1053 01:09:02,062 --> 01:09:05,520 I mean we haven't smoked any weed today, man. 1054 01:09:05,599 --> 01:09:10,969 If the three of us go in there all clear-eyed, Samson is gonna know somethin's up. 1055 01:09:13,473 --> 01:09:15,907 Well, if you think it's gonna help. 1056 01:09:15,976 --> 01:09:19,002 Yeah. Yeah, I think that's gonna help. You got a light? 1057 01:09:23,850 --> 01:09:26,717 Mmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1058 01:09:26,787 --> 01:09:29,620 Thanks, Officer. 1059 01:09:34,461 --> 01:09:36,486 I just wanna say, 1060 01:09:36,563 --> 01:09:40,522 that was a great idea, Thurgood. 1061 01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:45,401 Wow. I mean, where do you even- Just smoke it, yo! 1062 01:09:47,007 --> 01:09:49,271 If somethin' happens to us, could you... 1063 01:09:49,343 --> 01:09:52,710 could you give this letter to Mary Jane Potman? 1064 01:09:52,779 --> 01:09:54,747 Sure thing, kid. 1065 01:09:54,815 --> 01:10:00,515 AndAnd tell our friend Kenny Davis we love him. He's in prison. 1066 01:10:00,587 --> 01:10:03,579 Let's go. Come on. All right. Let's move. 1067 01:10:04,958 --> 01:10:07,017 Just remember to speak clearly. 1068 01:10:07,094 --> 01:10:09,756 Get him to say what he's sellin' you. Yeah. 1069 01:10:09,830 --> 01:10:11,764 It ain't always good... 1070 01:10:11,832 --> 01:10:14,960 to get high before you have important things to do. 1071 01:10:15,035 --> 01:10:19,802 Lucky for us, the cops had our backs. 1072 01:10:19,873 --> 01:10:23,832 Hello, boys. Hi, Samson. 1073 01:10:23,910 --> 01:10:27,812 So... where's the money? 1074 01:10:27,881 --> 01:10:29,815 Right here in my bag. 1075 01:10:29,883 --> 01:10:33,011 Um, Samson, can I ask you a question? 1076 01:10:33,086 --> 01:10:35,384 Go ahead. 1077 01:10:35,455 --> 01:10:39,323 Do you know where we can score some cocaine? 1078 01:10:39,393 --> 01:10:43,056 You want some candy? Uh, no, thanks. 1079 01:10:43,130 --> 01:10:47,726 But it'd be great if we can get some cocaine. 1080 01:10:47,801 --> 01:10:51,237 What's so funny? 1081 01:10:51,304 --> 01:10:53,772 Those guys- Those guys are doomed! 1082 01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:56,331 I can't feel my hands! 1083 01:10:56,410 --> 01:10:58,344 II can feel them. 1084 01:11:02,349 --> 01:11:04,840 What we have here... 1085 01:11:04,918 --> 01:11:07,011 is some Columbian heaven. 1086 01:11:07,087 --> 01:11:09,214 Pure cocaine. 1087 01:11:09,289 --> 01:11:12,725 Candy makes you dandy. Hmm. 1088 01:11:12,793 --> 01:11:16,627 This is all the cocaine we get for ten G's, B? 1089 01:11:16,696 --> 01:11:19,358 We have other product. Oh, like more cocaine? 1090 01:11:21,501 --> 01:11:23,628 And that is? 1091 01:11:23,703 --> 01:11:27,969 Fine China. Babaloo. 1092 01:11:28,041 --> 01:11:31,841 Looks like heroin to me, yo. Yeah. Is that heroin? 1093 01:11:31,912 --> 01:11:35,473 You've got to be the dumbest dealers in the history of the dope game. 1094 01:11:35,549 --> 01:11:38,985 You mean the game that you run, yo? 1095 01:11:39,052 --> 01:11:41,714 Good. Just call me Jesse Owens. 1096 01:11:41,788 --> 01:11:44,757 Jesse, can we get some cocaine and get the hell outta here? 1097 01:11:44,825 --> 01:11:48,852 Okay. Can I buy some of your heroin too? 1098 01:11:48,929 --> 01:11:51,955 Okay. 1099 01:11:52,032 --> 01:11:54,125 All right. All right. 1100 01:11:54,201 --> 01:11:56,601 It's been a pleasure doing business with you. 1101 01:11:56,670 --> 01:11:59,639 Thank you very much for the heroin and the cocaine. Here's your money. 1102 01:11:59,706 --> 01:12:01,367 All right. 1103 01:12:03,643 --> 01:12:05,577 Abracadabra. 1104 01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:08,814 Yeah, man! 1105 01:12:10,984 --> 01:12:13,817 Abracadabra. 1106 01:12:17,357 --> 01:12:20,190 "You're all the Mary Jane I'll ever need." 1107 01:12:23,597 --> 01:12:27,465 Abracadabra, yo! Oh, abracadabra, man. 1108 01:12:27,534 --> 01:12:32,028 Abracadabra. Boy, why do you keep saying that? 1109 01:12:32,105 --> 01:12:34,630 What? Abracadabra? 1110 01:12:34,708 --> 01:12:36,972 Yes. Abracadabra. 1111 01:12:37,043 --> 01:12:40,012 It's the latest thing. All the kids are saying it, all right? 1112 01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:42,640 Abracadabra, my brother. What's up? Abracadabra. 1113 01:12:42,716 --> 01:12:46,277 Abracadabra. Slim, take off your shirt. 1114 01:12:47,354 --> 01:12:50,619 Samson, Samson, I hardly know you. 1115 01:12:50,690 --> 01:12:52,988 Ladies. Abracadabra. 1116 01:12:53,059 --> 01:12:55,220 Abracadabra, man! Abracadabra, yo! 1117 01:12:55,295 --> 01:12:58,059 Abracadabra! Abra... 1118 01:12:58,131 --> 01:13:02,534 You're dead! All of you! 1119 01:13:02,602 --> 01:13:05,696 Hey, fellas, let's beat these bitches! 1120 01:13:33,333 --> 01:13:35,267 Let's work it out. 1121 01:13:41,508 --> 01:13:44,272 Oh, yo, your titty. 1122 01:13:46,479 --> 01:13:49,937 Now, that's a titty. Fully, man. 1123 01:13:50,016 --> 01:13:53,179 That is an official fully. 1124 01:13:53,253 --> 01:13:55,084 Aah! 1125 01:13:59,893 --> 01:14:05,024 These are mean people. Mean, mean, man. Look out! 1126 01:14:10,837 --> 01:14:13,670 This is for Killer, B. 1127 01:14:13,740 --> 01:14:18,177 Surprise, surprise, surprise. 1128 01:14:18,244 --> 01:14:20,212 Look who's walkin'. 1129 01:14:21,581 --> 01:14:23,708 Nigger, I thought you said you was crippled. 1130 01:14:23,783 --> 01:14:27,947 Well, sweet pea, we're all crippled in some way. 1131 01:14:28,021 --> 01:14:30,990 Put it down! You win. 1132 01:14:31,057 --> 01:14:32,991 Now... 1133 01:14:33,059 --> 01:14:36,392 this is the way it's gonna work. 1134 01:14:36,463 --> 01:14:39,398 I'm gonna take your little Mexican friend with me, 1135 01:14:39,466 --> 01:14:41,400 and I'm gonna kill him. 1136 01:14:41,468 --> 01:14:44,494 I'm Cuban, B. Yes, Cuban B. 1137 01:14:44,571 --> 01:14:49,736 Now is there anything you want to say to your friends? Jerry, we need you. 1138 01:14:49,809 --> 01:14:52,403 Abracadabra, B! 1139 01:14:57,217 --> 01:15:00,653 Oh, man! 1140 01:15:02,989 --> 01:15:05,753 Oh, wow. 1141 01:15:07,427 --> 01:15:10,828 Sucks to be you, man! 1142 01:15:12,599 --> 01:15:15,227 Oh, man! Oh, man! 1143 01:15:15,301 --> 01:15:19,601 What did I- I told you he was real, man. 1144 01:15:19,673 --> 01:15:23,734 Jerry... thank you, man. 1145 01:15:23,810 --> 01:15:25,778 You're welcome, Brian. 1146 01:15:25,845 --> 01:15:28,370 Peace. 1147 01:15:35,488 --> 01:15:38,389 Well, abracadabra. Whoa! 1148 01:15:38,458 --> 01:15:41,586 All right. What the hell's goin' on here? 1149 01:15:41,661 --> 01:15:46,098 Our job is done. These guys can go home. You guys are wasted, man. 1150 01:15:46,166 --> 01:15:49,533 Thurgood, Thurgood. Nice letter. 1151 01:15:49,602 --> 01:15:52,503 Gimme that back. Queer. 1152 01:15:58,344 --> 01:16:00,312 Everybody, freeze! Oh, shit! 1153 01:16:00,380 --> 01:16:02,314 Nobody move! 1154 01:16:05,118 --> 01:16:09,282 The cops took all the credit for bustin' Samson, but that's not important. 1155 01:16:09,355 --> 01:16:13,382 What was important is that we cut a deal, and Kenny was finally free. 1156 01:16:13,460 --> 01:16:16,395 Hallelujah! 1157 01:16:18,631 --> 01:16:20,690 Which brings me to the Brooklyn Bridge, 1158 01:16:20,767 --> 01:16:23,497 where I had to make things right with Mary Jane. 1159 01:16:26,606 --> 01:16:30,440 Hi. Are you? 1160 01:16:30,510 --> 01:16:32,671 A little bit from yesterday, you know, when Kenny got... 1161 01:16:32,746 --> 01:16:37,615 But-But-But, Mary Jane, listen. I'm done. I'm done sellin' it. 1162 01:16:37,684 --> 01:16:40,847 I'm done smokin' it. This is the last of it, right here. 1163 01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:44,583 I just wanted you to see me get rid of it. 1164 01:16:46,426 --> 01:16:48,860 Could we just have a- a moment alone? 1165 01:16:51,164 --> 01:16:54,292 Do what you gotta do. Be strong. 1166 01:16:54,367 --> 01:16:56,301 Thanks, baby. 1167 01:16:59,439 --> 01:17:01,430 Mary Jane, 1168 01:17:01,508 --> 01:17:05,706 bein' with you these past 11 years has been wonderful. 1169 01:17:05,779 --> 01:17:07,713 But I gotta move on. 1170 01:17:07,781 --> 01:17:12,047 Come on. Smoke me. Have a quickie for old time's sake. 1171 01:17:12,118 --> 01:17:15,281 No. She's looking. 1172 01:17:15,355 --> 01:17:18,051 She's looking. All right. Real quick. 1173 01:17:21,194 --> 01:17:24,391 No. No! It wouldn't be right. 1174 01:17:24,464 --> 01:17:26,830 Goddamn you! 1175 01:17:29,569 --> 01:17:32,299 You'll be back! 1176 01:17:33,373 --> 01:17:35,307 Everything work out okay? 1177 01:17:35,375 --> 01:17:38,606 Yeah. Mary Jane, I love you. 1178 01:17:38,678 --> 01:17:40,612 I love you too. 1179 01:17:44,984 --> 01:17:48,476 I know. I know what you're thinkin'. 1180 01:17:48,555 --> 01:17:52,616 That old Thurgood sold out, right? I'm your girl now. 1181 01:17:52,692 --> 01:17:57,095 But let me tell you something. I love weed, okay? I love it. 1182 01:17:58,498 --> 01:18:02,457 But not as much as I love pussy. 1183 01:18:02,535 --> 01:18:04,469 The End. 1184 01:18:05,538 --> 01:18:09,770 I get lifted up 1185 01:18:09,809 --> 01:18:13,609 High, high, high, high 1186 01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:18,779 I get lifted up 1187 01:18:18,852 --> 01:18:22,652 High, high, high, high 1188 01:18:22,722 --> 01:18:26,715 Sittin' here together, baby 1189 01:18:26,793 --> 01:18:28,727 We're alone 1190 01:18:31,698 --> 01:18:35,657 Now I can tell ya, girl 1191 01:18:35,735 --> 01:18:37,669 You turn me on 1192 01:18:40,406 --> 01:18:44,968 I get lifted up 1193 01:18:45,044 --> 01:18:48,878 High, high, high, high 1194 01:18:48,948 --> 01:18:53,749 I get lifted up 1195 01:18:53,820 --> 01:18:57,756 High, high, high, high 1196 01:18:57,824 --> 01:19:01,089 You've got the love that 1197 01:19:01,160 --> 01:19:03,685 The love I desire, babe 1198 01:19:06,499 --> 01:19:08,967 You've got the match 1199 01:19:09,035 --> 01:19:12,869 Ooh, that lights my life 1200 01:19:15,341 --> 01:19:19,778 I get lifted up 1201 01:19:19,846 --> 01:19:23,873 High, high, high, high 1202 01:19:23,950 --> 01:19:28,478 I get lifted up 1203 01:19:28,554 --> 01:19:32,786 High, high, high, high 1204 01:19:50,276 --> 01:19:54,713 I get lifted up 1205 01:19:54,781 --> 01:19:58,808 High, high, high, high 1206 01:19:58,885 --> 01:20:03,447 I get lifted up 1207 01:20:03,523 --> 01:20:07,516 High, high, high, high 1208 01:20:07,593 --> 01:20:10,653 You got the love that 1209 01:20:10,730 --> 01:20:13,290 The love I desire, babe 1210 01:20:16,502 --> 01:20:18,527 You've got the match 1211 01:20:18,604 --> 01:20:23,041 Ooh, that lights my fire 1212 01:20:25,111 --> 01:20:29,605 I get lifted up 1213 01:20:29,682 --> 01:20:33,812 High, high, high, high 1214 01:20:33,886 --> 01:20:38,152 I get lifted up 1215 01:20:38,224 --> 01:20:42,354 High, high, high, high 1216 01:20:42,428 --> 01:20:47,161 I get lifted up 1217 01:20:47,233 --> 01:20:51,260 High, high, high, high 1218 01:20:51,337 --> 01:20:55,535 I get lifted up 1219 01:20:55,608 --> 01:20:59,772 High, high, high, high 1220 01:21:41,954 --> 01:21:43,945 Hey, everybody, I'm Dave Chappelle. 1221 01:21:43,990 --> 01:21:47,482 If you want to learn more about marijuana or other illegal substances, 1222 01:21:47,560 --> 01:21:49,494 go to your local library. 1223 01:21:49,562 --> 01:21:53,623 Remember, the more you read- The smarter you are. 1224 01:21:53,699 --> 01:21:56,327 Yea! 1225 01:21:56,402 --> 01:21:58,700 All right, man.