1 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:53,595 RALPH: Okay. My turn, my turn. Um, I got one. 2 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,013 VANELLOPE: Great, but can you make it 3 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:56,265 a little more challenging this time? 4 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:59,560 RALPH: Okay. Check this out. (CLEARS THROAT) 5 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:03,438 I spy with my little eye... 6 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:06,900 something yellow... 7 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:11,196 and round, and it eats dots. 8 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,532 VANELLOPE: (SCOFFS) Seriously, Ralph? 9 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:16,034 RALPH: Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it. 10 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:18,704 VANELLOPE: Well, obviously, it's Pac-Man. 11 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,080 RALPH: No, that's not... 12 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:21,498 Why is that obvious? 13 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,458 Name one other thing in this whole arcade 14 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,919 that is yellow and round and eats dots. 15 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,170 I can name two things. 16 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:28,630 Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. 17 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:30,382 Boom! I accept your apology. 18 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:33,594 Yeah, you're right. Okay. But was it Pac-Man? 19 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,762 - Yeah, you got me. -(VANELLOPE LAUGHS) 20 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:38,515 VANELLOPE: Knew it. All right, riddle me this... 21 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:42,227 do you or do you not think that Zangief waxes? 22 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:44,354 No way. Look at the guy. He looks like a yeti. 23 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:45,522 I don't know. 24 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,858 I mean, if the fur were confined to his chest, 25 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:48,942 I might agree... 26 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,569 but look at those two very specific 27 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:51,903 tuffets of shin hair... 28 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,238 poking out of his boots. 29 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:56,283 That does not just happen, Ralph. That is a choice. 30 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,201 RALPH: You're totally right, kid. 31 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,746 He's baby smooth everywhere else. 32 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:02,748 I rest my case. 33 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:05,208 My mind is blown! 34 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:06,793 Let's go get a root beer. 35 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:09,838 RALPH: (SIGHS) Okay, let's see what you got, kid. 36 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,548 -(BURPS) - Ooh! 37 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,759 Nice one. Okay. (CLEARS THROAT) 38 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,469 I think I got one in the chamber. 39 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:18,305 -(BURPS LOUDLY) - Ew! 40 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,182 - Gross. - Thank you. 41 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:21,642 Hey, wanna sneak into Tron? 42 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,477 Doesn't that game have a virus? 43 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,312 No. I'm sure they fixed it. 44 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:27,689 -(LASERS ZAPPING) - VANELLOPE: Whoo! 45 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,275 I'm gonna beat my speed record! 46 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:31,943 Hey, wait for me! 47 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:36,865 (VANELLOPE WHOOPING) 48 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:39,910 (DISTORTED WHOOPING) 49 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,162 VANELLOPE: Ralph. 50 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,372 RALPH: Yeah? 51 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:45,832 VANELLOPE: I don't think they fixed the game. 52 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,085 RALPH: Uh... No. 53 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,087 Help! 54 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,381 Hey, Tron! 55 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:53,965 Tronny! 56 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:56,718 Tronny boy! 57 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,720 Help! 58 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:00,764 VANELLOPE: Do you realize 59 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:03,392 we're basically just, like, zeroes and ones... 60 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:06,978 floating around the universe like tiny specks of dust? 61 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:08,814 Like, doesn't the very nature 62 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:10,273 of our existence make you wonder... 63 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,609 if there's more to life than this? 64 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,778 Why would I wonder if there's more to life 65 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,738 when the life I got is perfect? 66 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,366 I mean, sure. Doesn't look so hot on paper. 67 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,618 I'm just a bad guy from some old video game 68 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:22,703 who wrecks a building. 69 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,204 And yeah, for 27 years, 70 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,331 I was a total zero without any friends. 71 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:28,709 But now, I got a best friend... 72 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,043 who just happens to be 73 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,837 the coolest kid in the whole arcade. 74 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:33,839 Aw, thanks, pal. 75 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,006 Watch this. 76 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:37,050 (GRUNTS) 77 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:39,010 -(BUZZING) - RALPH: Home run! 78 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,721 All right, let's go watch the sunrise. 79 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:42,806 VANELLOPE: Are you really saying 80 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:45,016 there's not one single, solitary thing... 81 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,102 about your life that you would change? 82 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:49,187 RALPH: Well, think about it. 83 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,815 You and me get to goof off all night long. 84 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:54,651 Litwak shows up, we go to work, we put in our hours. 85 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,111 Then the arcade closes 86 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,821 and we get to do it all over again. 87 00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:00,532 The only thing I might do different in that scenario... 88 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:02,576 would be not having to go to work. 89 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:05,662 Other than that, (CHUCKLES) I wouldn't change a thing. 90 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:06,872 Huh? 91 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,416 Hey, where'd our sunrise go? 92 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,419 MR. LITWAK: All right, let's get you plugged in. 93 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,004 (BEEPING) 94 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,964 (GASPS) That's a plug-in alert. 95 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:18,258 Litwak hasn't plugged in a new game in forever. 96 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,427 - Let's go see what it is! - Yeah! 97 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,512 RALPH: Excuse us. Excuse us. Minor emergency. 98 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,973 Hey, Felix, Calhoun, what's getting plugged in? 99 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,475 Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks 100 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,477 it's gonna be a new pinball machine. 101 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:29,978 What do you think, lady love? 102 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:33,815 I'll bet you a shiny nickel it's a blood pressure machine. 103 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,984 - Kids love those things. - RALPH: Ooh. 104 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,110 (ALARM BLARING) 105 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,654 Please be a racing game. Please be a racing game. 106 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,656 Please be a racing game. 107 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,369 "Whiffee"? Or, "Wifey"? 108 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:49,456 Well, it's either wiffle ball, or an arranged marriage game. 109 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,583 It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi," Ralph. 110 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:52,751 Yeah, that's what I said. 111 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,294 And Wi-Fi is the Internet... 112 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:55,629 which is an online community 113 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:56,922 where human beings go to shop... 114 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:58,840 and play games and socialize. 115 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,342 Ooh, fun! 116 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:01,927 Oh, no, it is not. 117 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:04,179 That sign right there says "Wi-Fi." 118 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,723 What it should say is "Die-Fi." 119 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:07,849 (CHUCKLES) 120 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,685 That's a little humor there. 121 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,979 But seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at. 122 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,815 It is new, it is different, 123 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,191 and therefore we should fear it. 124 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:18,568 So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work. 125 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,487 The arcade's about to open. 126 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,365 Figures, we finally get something new plugged in... 127 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:25,492 and we're not even allowed to go in there. 128 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,244 Totally not fair. 129 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:30,038 A new racing game would've been cool. 130 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,248 Something wrong with your game? 131 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,415 No, no. 132 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:35,126 It's just every bonus level's been unlocked. 133 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,045 I know every shortcut. 134 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,464 Man, I'd kill for even just a new track. 135 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:42,509 New track? You already got, like, three choices. 136 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,135 Yeah, I know, but don't you ever wish 137 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:45,262 something new and different... 138 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:46,888 would happen in your game? 139 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:47,973 Nope. 140 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,976 Really? Well, agree to disagree. 141 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:52,644 Wait, I don't wanna disagree. 142 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,437 No, no. It's just a fancy way to say 143 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,064 we don't have to argue about it. 144 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:57,899 We're arguing? I don't wanna argue. 145 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,402 Relax. Stop making it a thing. 146 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:03,238 Go to work. I'll see you tonight, stench vessel. 147 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:04,406 All right. 148 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:05,824 (SIGHS) 149 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:12,038 She wants a new track, I'll give her a new track. 150 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:14,249 (WHIRRING) 151 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:18,420 SWATI: Come on, Nafisa! Let's play Sugar Rush! 152 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,424 Pick Vanellope, Swati. She's got the best superpower. 153 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:25,093 Yeah, the glitch. I love her. 154 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:26,177 ANNOUNCER: Drivers, 155 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,096 - Start your engines. -(ENGINES REVVING) 156 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,932 You're gonna lose today, Princess. 157 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:34,060 While, yes, I am technically a princess, Taffyta... 158 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:37,272 I'd rather you just think of me as plain old Vanellope... 159 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:39,566 the racer who's about to kick your butt. 160 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,819 ANNOUNCER: Three, two, one, go! 161 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,238 (TIRES SCREECHING) 162 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:49,868 And pardon me, excuse me, coming through. 163 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,664 VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo! 164 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,041 Whoo! 165 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:01,922 And one, two, three gumballs right on cue. 166 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,965 Yeah, I love it when she glitches. 167 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,258 (ENGINES REVVING) 168 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:08,762 (VANELLOPE SNORING) 169 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:09,930 Ooh! Huh. 170 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,973 Excuse me. I must have fallen asleep. 171 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,184 Oh, fun. I'm winning. 172 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,435 (CRYING) 173 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,979 ANNOUNCER: Vanellope takes a huge lead. 174 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:20,690 No one's gonna catch her now. 175 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:24,194 (EXCLAIMING) 176 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,196 She's gonna love this. 177 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,656 (ENGINE REVVING) 178 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,574 (CHUCKLES) Right on time. 179 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:32,702 What? 180 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,955 "Looking for something new... 181 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:36,998 "and different? 182 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:40,251 "Then take this track." (LAUGHS) 183 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:42,003 Oh, Ralph, you old son-of-a-gun. 184 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:44,756 I'd say I got a little time for a detour. 185 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:45,966 SWAT Whoa! 186 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:48,760 Hey, look, I think I unlocked a new track. 187 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:51,513 - Never seen that before. -(VANELLOPE WHOOPING) 188 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:52,931 (EXCLAIMING SHAKILY) 189 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:55,058 This is awesome! 190 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,435 - Hey, thanks, Ralph! -(RALPH LAUGHS) 191 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,145 You're welcome! 192 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,897 Get back up on the track, Swati. 193 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,065 You're going to lose. 194 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:04,901 (STAMMERS) I can't. It's like it's driving itself. 195 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:09,823 Whoo! (EXCLAIMING) 196 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,033 What is wrong with this thing? (GRUNTS) 197 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:13,952 (CHUCKLES) What? 198 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,871 -(GRUNTING) -(GASPS, GRUNTS) 199 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,248 (GRUNTING) 200 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,749 -(GRUNTING) -(GASPS) 201 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,293 -(YELLS) No, no! -(GASPS) 202 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:23,795 RALPH: Kid! 203 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,381 (VANELLOPE SCREAMING) 204 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,218 (VANELLOPE SHRIEKS) 205 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,013 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 206 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,764 RALPH: Kid! Kid! 207 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,516 Oh, kid, I'm so sorry, are you okay? 208 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,518 VANELLOPE: Oh, my gosh. 209 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:39,936 What an amazing track! 210 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:42,981 Thank you, Ralph! Thank you, thank you, thank you! 211 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,190 (LAUGHS) You're welcome! 212 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,985 You know I take my duty as your hero very seriously. 213 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,069 Wait a minute. 214 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,030 You took a serious doody where? 215 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,906 (BOTH LAUGHING) 216 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,283 (WHISPERING) Vanellope, get up here. 217 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,201 We have a situation. 218 00:08:56,703 --> 00:09:00,248 Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope racer wasn't working... 219 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:03,293 and I think maybe I turned the wheel too hard. 220 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,045 - Whoa. - I'm real sorry. 221 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,463 It's okay, Swati. 222 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,256 I think I can get it back on there pretty easy. 223 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,550 - What did you do, Ralph? - Nothing. 224 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:11,718 Leave him alone. 225 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,595 He was just trying to make the game more exciting. 226 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,598 Yeah, why don't you relax, Taffyta? Litwak will fix it. 227 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,892 All right, on you... (GRUNTING) 228 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,143 -(NAFISA GASPS) -Oh! 229 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,520 Okay. Still not a problem. 230 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,938 He'll just order a new part. 231 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,273 Well, I'd order a new part... 232 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:26,983 but the company that made Sugar Rush 233 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,151 went out of business years ago. 234 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,444 -(RALPH SIGHS) -(CANDLEHEAD EXCLAIMS) 235 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,820 BOYD: I can try to find one on the Internet. 236 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:31,905 NAFISA: Good idea. GIRL: Oh, me too. 237 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,615 Good luck, that'll be like finding a needle in a... 238 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,325 I found one! On ebay! 239 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,077 Really? How about that? 240 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,079 See? Those kids have it under control. 241 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,122 They're just gonna get another wheel from the eboy. 242 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,916 MR. LITWAK: Are you kidding me? How much? 243 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,418 That's more than this game makes in a year. 244 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,920 Aw, I hate to say it, 245 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,755 but my salvage guy is coming on Friday... 246 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:52,258 and it might be time to sell Sugar Rush for parts. 247 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:55,261 - SWATI: Aww. - Where's he going? 248 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,805 Litwak's gonna unplug the game. 249 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,139 Get out of here! Go, scram, let's go, run! 250 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,516 RALPH: Go, run, run, run, run! 251 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:00,683 - Let's go! - JUBILEENA: Run! 252 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,064 (SURGE PROTECTOR WHISTLING) 253 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,858 (RUMBLING) 254 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:09,943 WYNNCHEL: Gangway! 255 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,111 DUNCAN: Yeah, you heard him, gangway! 256 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,238 (GROANS) Stop it! No running! 257 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,240 What are you people doing out of your game, 258 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:16,324 for Peter's sake? 259 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:18,284 The arcade is open! 260 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,161 (PANTING) Sugar Rush is getting unplugged. 261 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,163 (WHIRRING) 262 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,581 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 263 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,793 -(POWERING DOWN) -(ALL EXCLAIMING) 264 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,587 - We're homeless! (SOBBING) - Yeah, yeah, we're homeless! 265 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,674 - Oh, what are we going to do? -(CRYING) 266 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:36,010 Y'all, calm down, calm down. Get a hold of yourselves. 267 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,929 SUGAR RUSH CANDY: I don't want to be gameless. 268 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,013 (SURGE PROTECTOR GROANS) 269 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,849 An unplugging. Good Lord. 270 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,226 I haven't seen this many gameless characters 271 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,311 since Space Invaders went down. 272 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:46,813 Um... 273 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,773 Where are we gonna live? 274 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,359 Well, you can stay here until the arcade closes, I guess... 275 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:52,777 and then we'll figure out 276 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,946 where the heck we're gonna put you all. 277 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:08,835 (LADDER CLANKING) 278 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,171 Okay. 279 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,214 Here we go. 280 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,465 I raided Gene's fridge. 281 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,676 Good news, he's got pie. 282 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,386 Took a bunch of his pillows and junk, too. 283 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:21,598 I'm thinking we make a fort up here, or like a yurt. 284 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,516 Or we could take these pillows... 285 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,767 If we stack them right, 286 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,769 we can make an igloo out of pillows. 287 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:30,148 Like a pillow igloo. Pigloo. Pigloo! 288 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,357 So what do you think, kid? 289 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:34,569 Fort, yurt, or the obvious best choice, pigloo? 290 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,948 I can't believe I don't have a game anymore. 291 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:42,368 I mean, like, what am I gonna do all day? 292 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,829 What? Come on, are you kidding? 293 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,581 You sleep in, you do no work, 294 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,708 then you go to Tapper's with me every night. 295 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,877 I've literally just described paradise. 296 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,670 But I loved my game. 297 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:53,838 Oh, come on. 298 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,215 You were just bellyaching about the tracks 299 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,299 being too easy. 300 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,468 No, that doesn't mean I didn't love it. 301 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:02,013 Yeah, sure, it was kind of predictable... 302 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:06,184 but still I never really knew what might happen in a race. 303 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,519 And it's that, it's that feeling, 304 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:11,064 that not-knowing-what's- coming-next feeling. 305 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:15,818 That's the stuff. That feels like life to me. 306 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,988 And if I'm not a racer, Ralph... 307 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,200 what am 1? 308 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,576 Well, you're my best friend. 309 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,994 That's not enough. 310 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,162 Hey. 311 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,789 No, I just... 312 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:31,125 I'm sorry, I know I'm being weird. 313 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:36,839 I think maybe I just need to be alone right now. 314 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:37,966 Oh. 315 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,176 Okay. 316 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,972 I'll meet you over at Tapper's in a little while, I guess. 317 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,683 If you want. 318 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:49,936 FELIX: All right, now... 319 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,187 we found some good homes 320 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,147 for so many of our chums from Sugar Rush... 321 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,983 and we're just hoping a few more of you 322 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,067 will open your doors... 323 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,278 and your hearts to those in need. 324 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,947 Well, I suppose that large green olive 325 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,699 will fit in nicely with my decor. 326 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,951 I'm a sour ball. 327 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,745 Well, beggars can't be choosers, can they? 328 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,580 Come along, condiment. 329 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,249 (SIGHS) Mm-kay. 330 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,377 Marvelous. That just leaves the racers. 331 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,629 We're, like, adorable. 332 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,381 You sure are. 333 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,633 So, any takers? 334 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,219 (ALL HUMMING HESITATINGLY) 335 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,804 FELIX: Um... 336 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,431 Anyone? 337 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,058 (SNIFFLING) 338 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:32,603 Felix, I know we've never once talked about 339 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,272 having a family before, but... 340 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,274 I know, it feels like the kind of thing 341 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,942 you just jump into with both feet... 342 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,319 and nary a plan. 343 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,572 Felix and I will give them sanctuary. 344 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,656 (SPITS) 345 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:44,907 Can I get a quick word with you two? 346 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:45,992 (SUGAR RUSH RACERS CHEERING) 347 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,412 Look, I get it. 348 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:50,997 You've been married six years, 349 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,540 you're looking to spice things up... 350 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,709 but trust me, adopting 15 children 351 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,461 is the wrong kind of spice. 352 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,212 Those things are basically feral. 353 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:03,217 Pardon me, sir, but those youngsters are lambs. 354 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:07,221 Lost little lambs in need of two kind, caring shepherds. 355 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,389 That's right. 356 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,351 Besides, how hard can parenting be? 357 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,186 You treat the child like your best friend... 358 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,063 you give them everything they want... 359 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:18,066 and you just love their little socks off. Right, Tammy? 360 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,692 Darn-tootin'. 361 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,361 -(GIRL SCREAMING) - FELIX: (GASPS) Huh? 362 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:22,445 (FELIX GASPS) 363 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,529 RACER KID: Come and get it. 364 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:24,614 CANDLEHEAD: Get your own candle. 365 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,075 Hey, Mom, why does your lame TV 366 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,785 only have one channel? 367 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,662 (CHUCKLES) Well, hate to say I told ya... 368 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:32,872 Ow! 369 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,499 (SURGE PROTECTOR GROANS) 370 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:38,086 (ARCADE SOUNDS) 371 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,883 (RALPH SIGHS) 372 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:44,967 Hey, Tapper? 373 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,095 No, Ralph. I haven't seen Vanellope. 374 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:50,348 Not since the last time you asked me 30 seconds ago. 375 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,600 Sorry. I'm just worried about her. 376 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:56,562 She's glitching like crazy, and acting super insecure. 377 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,689 Oh. And get this, she said... 378 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:01,359 being friends with me wasn't enough for her. 379 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,153 Not enough? I'm a great friend! 380 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,738 Right, Tapper? Right? 381 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,990 I'm sorry. Who's acting insecure? 382 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,283 Ralph, come on. 383 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,245 The kid just lost her game. Give her a break. 384 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,579 (STOOL SCRAPES) 385 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,373 There you are... Oh. 386 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,624 Hey, Ralph. 387 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,043 Hey, Felix. Since when do you drink root beer? 388 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,294 Since tonight. 389 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,130 Yeah, I hear you, buddy. 390 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:24,549 Hey, listen. This one was supposed to be for Vanellope. 391 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:25,716 I guess you can have it. 392 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,468 Doesn't look like she's coming. 393 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,636 Thanks. 394 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,221 You know, I can't help but think 395 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,515 this whole mess is somehow... 396 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:35,017 partially my fault. 397 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:38,312 It figures. Just when my life was perfect. 398 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,939 Mine was, too. 399 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:43,526 But, hey, now I'm a father of 15. 400 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:46,237 Isn't that just a blessing? 401 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,448 (SLURPS, GULPING) 402 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,074 (COUGHING, EXCLAIMS) 403 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,827 Eeeee-oh-boy! 404 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,538 Wait. What'd you say, Felix? 405 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,665 Um, isn't that just a blessing? 406 00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,333 No, the weird sound thing. 407 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,710 Oh. Eeeee-oh-boy? 408 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,837 Yeah. (SOFTLY) Eee-oh... 409 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,921 Sorry, say it again? 410 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,923 - Eeeee-oh-boy. - Eeeee-oh-boy! 411 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,050 - Eee-oh-boy! - Eee-boy! Say it again? 412 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,218 - Eeeee-oh-boy! - Eeeee-oh-boy. 413 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,762 - Eeeee-oh-boy... -eboy! eboy! eboy! 414 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,055 - Eboy? eboy? -eboy. 415 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,474 Yeah. 416 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:15,892 Um, what are you getting at there, Ralph? 417 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,477 That kid out in the arcade 418 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,020 said there was a steering wheel part... 419 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:22,398 on the Internet, it's something called eboy or... 420 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,817 ebay! That's it, it was ebay! 421 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,360 Ralph, are you thinking about 422 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,529 going to the Internet and finding that part? 423 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,031 Getting that part's the only thing 424 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,949 that's gonna fix the game and that's the only thing 425 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,868 that's gonna make Vanellope happy again. 426 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,578 And if Sugar Rush is fixed, 427 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,830 all those lovable scamps living in my house... 428 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,124 and destroying my sanity 429 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,460 will have homes of their own again! 430 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:45,838 Ralph, this is an important mission. A noble mission! 431 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:46,964 I will cover for you. 432 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,174 Thanks, pal. 433 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,177 Ralph, what about your tab? You owe me for the root beer. 434 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,929 Oh, Felix is gonna cover for me. 435 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,431 Drinks on the house, everybody! Felix is paying. 436 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,558 -(ALL CHEERING) - RYU: Shoryuken! 437 00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,061 Eeeee-oh-boy. 438 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,608 (GROANS) 439 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,319 - Boo! -(GLITCHY SCREAMING) 440 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,238 Ralph, what is wrong with you? 441 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:11,989 Start churning butter 442 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,492 and put on your church shoes, little sister... 443 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,036 'cause we're about to blast off! 444 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,747 What are you even talking about? 445 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:20,831 Oh, we're going to the Internet. 446 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:21,916 (EXCLAIMS) What? 447 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,501 Yeah, to find the part to fix your game. 448 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:24,669 No way! 449 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:25,836 Yeah, I probably should've just said, 450 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,588 "We're going to the Internet." We're going to the Internet! 451 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,673 VANELLOPE: Yeah, we are! 452 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,301 Hey, Surge, (SIGHS) are we glad to see you. 453 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,970 We want to report some malfeasance 454 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,137 over by the Whac-A-Mole. 455 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,014 Yeah, we saw some undesirables 456 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,433 causing a real donnybrook over there. 457 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,686 (SCOFFS) Oh, heck no. Not on my watch. 458 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,271 Appreciate the tip. 459 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,481 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 460 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,069 So, all we got to do is find this eboy place. 461 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,862 - Ebay. - Right, ebay. 462 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,990 So we go there, get the steering wheel... 463 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,783 we have it delivered to Litwak before Friday. 464 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,076 He'll fix your game. 465 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,828 Everything goes back to the way it was. 466 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,663 Boom! Happily ever after. 467 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,164 VANELLOPE: This is a shockingly sound, 468 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,791 well-thought-out idea for you, Ralph. 469 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,001 No offense. 470 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,460 I know. And none taken. 471 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:07,628 VANELLOPE: Ooh, here it comes. 472 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,672 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... 473 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,258 I give you the Internet! 474 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,470 RALPH: Huh. 475 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,723 The Internet is not nearly as impressive 476 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,308 as how Sonic described it. 477 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,768 Yeah, I got to admit, I'm underwhelmed. 478 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,104 Where do you think they keep their ebay? 479 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,272 RALPH: Beats me. 480 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,357 Hello, anybody here? 481 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,817 VANELLOPE: Anyone? Hello! 482 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,694 (ECHOING) We're looking for ebay! 483 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,780 Ooh. Did you hear that, kid? Sweet echo. 484 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,240 Check this out. 485 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:39,619 (MIMICS CAWING SOUNDS) 486 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:42,288 VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoo! Hoolie-hoo! 487 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,707 Okay, connect to network. 488 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,542 -(KEYBOARD CLACKING) - Bingo. 489 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:51,172 Password is "high score" with a zero instead of an "o0." 490 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,632 Yes. 491 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,217 And we are online. 492 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,101 - VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoo! -(RALPH CAWING) 493 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:06,687 - VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoolie-hoo! -(RALPH CAWING) 494 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:07,813 VANELLOPE: Ooh, Ralph, look. 495 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,650 Cool. Mood lighting. 496 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:11,817 (BOTH SHOUT) 497 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:12,943 (RALPH GASPS) 498 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:15,863 Ahhh! That's a gremlin! Stay away! It's a gremlin! 499 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,406 It looks like a tiny Mr. Litwak. 500 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,452 AUTOMATED VOICE: IP address 415-1037-483. 501 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:24,538 Oh, cool! Come on, Ralph, let's follow him! 502 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,999 Hey, wait for me! Kid, come back! Wait! 503 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,959 (GRUNTING) Hey! Don't leave without me! 504 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,211 AUTOMATED VOICE: IP address 415-1037-483. 505 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,337 (VANELLOPE SCREAMING) 506 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,005 Vanellope! 507 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,507 (YELPS) 508 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,509 (MUFFLED) I can't breathe. I don't fit. 509 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,052 (SHOUTING) 510 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,139 VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo! 511 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,434 Yeah! Whoo! 512 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,562 (SCREAMING) 513 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,613 (GRUNTS, GASPING) 514 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:58,739 Kid! 515 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,533 Ralph! Isn't this great? 516 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,535 No, it is not! 517 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,203 Whoo-hoo! 518 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,209 No, no, no. 519 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,294 (DISTORTED SHOUTING) 520 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,383 Whoa! 521 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,483 (EXCLAIMS, SHOUTS) 522 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:44,410 -(VANELLOPE EXCLAIMS) -(EXCLAIMING, GROANS) 523 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,036 (RALPH GASPING) 524 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,247 Sweet mother of monkey milk! 525 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,749 Whoa! 526 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,293 Kid, I don't think we're in Litwak's anymore. 527 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,254 We most certainly are not, friendo. 528 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,716 We are in the Internet! Come on, Ralph! 529 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,059 Holy cow! 530 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:10,519 Look at all this stuff. 531 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,604 VANELLOPE: Whoa. 532 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:15,775 This is the most beautiful miracle I've ever seen. 533 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,486 But it's so big. 534 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,696 It goes on forever and ever. 535 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,531 (GLITCHING) How are we possibly gonna find 536 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,657 ebay out there? 537 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,243 Hey, kid. Kid, don't worry. 538 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,578 I'm sure there's someone out here 539 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,580 who could give us directions. Oh! 540 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,081 Look at that little egg guy. 541 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:32,917 He's got on one of those hats that smart people wear. 542 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,460 I bet he could help us. Come on. 543 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,212 Welcome back to the search bar, madam. 544 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,379 I hope you were able to find 545 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:38,923 a satisfactory breakfast burrito... 546 00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,884 based upon the search results I provided this morning. 547 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:44,136 What can KnowsMore help you find now? 548 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,889 Where can I find ballet...? 549 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:48,933 Ballet shoes? Ballet classes? Ballet folklorico? 550 00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,142 BALLET MOM: ...tights? 551 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,352 Girls' size small. 552 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,146 Oh, little Madeline's trying ballet now, is she? 553 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,357 I hope this lasts longer than the soccer phase. 554 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:57,858 (CHIMES) 555 00:21:58,901 --> 00:21:59,944 Hmm. 556 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,612 I found 23 million results 557 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,114 for ballet tights, girls' size small. 558 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,616 Isn't that interesting? 559 00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:09,954 AUTOMATED VOICE: Redirecting to DesmondsTutus.com. 560 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,747 They never say thank you. 561 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,582 Oh, hello, sir. 562 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,751 Interesting, you don't seem to have a search history. 563 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:17,211 Well, let's start one for you. 564 00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:19,046 What can KnowsMore help you find today? 565 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,631 - Um... - Umbrella. Umbrage. 566 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,258 - Umami. Uma Thurman. - No. 567 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,260 Noah's Ark. No Doubt. Nordstrom Rack. 568 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:25,469 (GROWLS) Err. 569 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:28,722 Ergonomics. Urban Outfitters. Urkel, played by Jaleel White. 570 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,016 Looks like no one put Humpty Dumpty together again. 571 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,685 This guy's a little soft-boiled. 572 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,103 I'm pretty sure he's just trying to 573 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,521 guess what you're gonna say. 574 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,689 Yes. I'm sorry, 575 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,358 but my autofill is a touch aggressive today. 576 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,986 Let me try. (CLEARS THROAT) ebay Sugar Rush 577 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,195 -steering wheel. -(CHIMES) 578 00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,156 Oh. 579 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,659 I only found one result for your query. 580 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,536 Hmm. Isn't that interesting? 581 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:53,330 What? How did you...? 582 00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,249 Ah, the Internet's very intuitive. 583 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:57,126 Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore. 584 00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:58,919 Well, you're welcome. 585 00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:00,713 AUTOMATED VOICE: Redirecting to ebay. 586 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:01,964 (RALPH GROANING) 587 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:05,009 KNOWSMORE: I like her. What a delightful girl. 588 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:08,387 AUTOMATED VOICE: Slow traffic will be fined for speeds 589 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,931 less than three megabytes per second. 590 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,404 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 591 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,622 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 592 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,168 Wow, I guess we know where to go 593 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,754 if we ever need a pair of goggles. 594 00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,631 There's a whole building full of them. 595 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,549 Oh! There it is! ebay! 596 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:53,724 (YELPS) 597 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,142 Ralph, we're really gonna do it. 598 00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:57,019 We're actually gonna save my game. 599 00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,228 Told you not to worry. 600 00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:01,565 We just got to keep our eyes on the prize and stay focused. 601 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:03,984 Get rid of belly fat using this one weird trick. 602 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:05,569 Ooh! I love weird tricks. 603 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:06,695 Sassy housewives want to meet you. 604 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:07,780 They do? 605 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,031 Congratulations, you're a winner! 606 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,115 Really? 607 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:11,492 These ten child stars went to prison. 608 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:12,576 Number six will amaze you. 609 00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:13,744 Ooh. That sounds interesting. 610 00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:15,245 Wanna get rich playing video games? 611 00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:16,330 Click here to find out how. 612 00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:17,539 Ralph, come on! 613 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,458 But there's a lot of cool stuff here. 614 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,044 I'll be right here if you change your mind, brother. 615 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,212 Ooh, how about you, lady? 616 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,713 You wanna get rich playing video games? 617 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:27,883 (AUCTIONEER CHATTERING) 618 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,678 Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up... 619 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,554 a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten. 620 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,348 Bidding starts at 49.99. 621 00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:35,516 850 for the beaver, 622 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:36,725 the beautifully taxidermied beaver... 623 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:40,771 ...a gently used artificial hip... 624 00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:42,773 and the bidding's open at $10. Do I hear 20? 625 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,441 AUCTIONEER: Do I hear 3507 Who'll give me 3507 626 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:45,526 50, 50, 50 now. 627 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:46,694 - Who'll give me 3507 - MALE BIDDER: 400! 628 00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:48,237 Going once, going twice and sold! 629 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,446 -(BELL DINGS) - The tortilla chip shaped like 630 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:50,990 international superstar Beyoncé Knowles... 631 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,241 goes for 400. 632 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:53,826 Yay! So happy. 633 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:55,911 Are you understanding how this game works? 634 00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:59,289 I think all you have to do is yell out the biggest number... 635 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,125 and then you win this stuff. 636 00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:03,544 (SCOFFS) And I thought Q*bert's game was weird. 637 00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:04,712 Hey, kid, hop up here... 638 00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:05,879 and see if you can tell 639 00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:07,047 where they keep their steering wheels. 640 00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:11,343 Uh, there's a bunch of sports memberabilia. 641 00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:14,054 And big baby clothes called "lingerie." 642 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,806 - RALPH: Huh. - Go to the right, move right. 643 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:19,101 Oh. There's a row with a bunch of old video game junk! 644 00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:21,270 Oh, there it is! There it is! I see it! 645 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,813 Oh, someone else is trying to win it. 646 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:24,440 Come on! Hurry, let's go! 647 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:25,774 We got 275. 648 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,818 And with 30 seconds left in the auction, we have 275. 649 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:28,902 RALPH: Move! Move! Hey! 650 00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:30,487 - That's ours! Out of the way! - Do I hear a three? 651 00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:31,655 - I'll give you three! - I got three! 652 00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:33,073 Can ll get a 30573057 Can ll get a 3-57? 653 00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:35,075 -305. -305, can I geta 3107 654 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,326 - Can you bid 3107 -310. 655 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:38,078 -3756. -320. 656 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:39,163 325. 657 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,789 Oh, man, this guy is good. 658 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,583 He keeps coming up with numbers like it's nothing. 659 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:44,752 I have three-and-a-quarter. Do I hear 350? 660 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,253 -350? 3507 - Watch this. 661 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,421 1,000! 662 00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:50,007 1,000! We now have a bid of 1,000! 663 00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:52,259 Way to go, kid! That is a huge number. 664 00:25:52,426 --> 00:25:53,802 - Thank you. - Check this out. 665 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:55,387 15,000! 666 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,639 15,000! Do I hear 15-5? 667 00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:58,724 (STAMMERS) 668 00:25:58,807 --> 00:25:59,975 15-fiver! 669 00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:01,310 -16! -171 670 00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:02,561 -18! -20! 671 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,146 - 23! - 25! 672 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,023 -27! -27 and one! 673 00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:08,650 And sold! For 27,001... 674 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:11,236 to the barefoot hobo in the broken overalls. 675 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,404 Hey, that's me! 676 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:13,614 - We won! - We won! 677 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:14,990 Congratulations. Here's your voucher 678 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:17,326 for auction item 197324579. 679 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:19,369 Please take it to checkout for processing. 680 00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:21,914 EBAY ELAYNE: So, we are set to ship 681 00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,415 one Sugar Rush steering wheel... 682 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,958 - RALPH: Mmm-hmm. -...to a Litwak's Family 683 00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:26,460 FunLand in Los Aburridos, California. 684 00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:27,544 Yep! 685 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:28,712 With expedited shipping, 686 00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,714 that should arrive Wednesday morning. 687 00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:33,383 That's two whole days before Litwak scraps your game. 688 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,260 We're way ahead of schedule. 689 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:36,470 We rule! 690 00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:38,305 I'll just need a credit card number. 691 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,432 Sorry, what's a credit card number? 692 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,684 A credit card number. 693 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:45,270 Number. Right. Uh, seven. 694 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:46,897 Excuse me? 695 00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:49,942 Sorry, no. You're right, ridiculous. I meant 11. 696 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,735 Those aren't credit card numbers. 697 00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:53,237 I'm pretty sure they are. 698 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:55,155 How exactly do you intend to pay for this item, sir? 699 00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:57,574 You owe $27,001. 700 00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:58,742 What? 701 00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:01,161 Dollars? Dollars like money? 702 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:04,206 Yes, and if you don't have a credit card... 703 00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:06,208 we also accept PayPal, Venmo, 704 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,252 ProPay, SquareCash and BuzzzyBucks. 705 00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:09,753 - Uh... -(CHUCKLING) 706 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,839 You're gonna laugh. Okay. 707 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:17,261 So this big galoot, he left his wallet at home. 708 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:20,013 Yeah, yeah, I did leave my wallet at home, 709 00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:22,141 in my wallet room. And the door's locked. 710 00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:23,809 Uh-huh. 711 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:26,019 Look. If you don't pay within 24 hours... 712 00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,188 you will be in violation of the unpaid item policy... 713 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:30,858 you will forfeit the bid, and you will lose this item. 714 00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:32,025 Next! 715 00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:35,362 Hey, buddy, you going to eboy? 716 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,656 Well, I got some free advice for you. Don't. 717 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,241 What a scam! 718 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:42,578 (GRUNTING) We were so close, and we would have gotten... 719 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,497 Look, their signs aren't even real! 720 00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:47,040 (SHOUTS) 721 00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:53,255 What the heck? Dang Internet. 722 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,339 (CHIMING) 723 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,592 (SHOUTING) 724 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,678 Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man. 725 00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:01,847 Hey, kid. What's going on? What's wrong? 726 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,307 If I don't have a steering wheel, 727 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:05,225 I don't have a game, I'm gameless. 728 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:08,187 There's only one steering wheel in the whole Internet... 729 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:11,190 and we blew our chance to get it. We blew it! 730 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:13,150 Hey, hey, hey, calm down. 731 00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:14,776 We came here to save your game, 732 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,069 and that's what we're gonna do. 733 00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:17,154 Right. 734 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,697 - Okay? - Okay, yeah. 735 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:19,990 (EXHALES) 736 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:21,116 There you go. 737 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:23,869 Now look, all we got to do... 738 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:26,955 is figure out a way to earn a little bit of moola. 739 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:30,584 We're video game characters, Ralph. We don't have moola. 740 00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:32,377 Unless you can think of some magical way 741 00:28:32,461 --> 00:28:35,255 to get rich playing video games. 742 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,925 (BOTH GASP) 743 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,344 Wanna get rich playing video games? 744 00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:42,179 Click right here to find out how. 745 00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:44,348 - Back off, pop-up! -(GROANING) 746 00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:45,515 POP-UP BLOCKER: Right this way, miss. 747 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,226 Dang pop-up blockers. 748 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,353 Why does everybody got to be so mean? 749 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,730 Ooh! There he is! Oh, thank goodness you're still here! 750 00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:55,108 Me and my friend here, we got 24 hours to make $27,001... 751 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:56,443 or she loses her game. 752 00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:57,694 Yeah, can you please tell us 753 00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,780 how to get rich playing video games? 754 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:01,114 (STAMMERING) You bet! (CHUCKLES) 755 00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:04,117 Come on, click here, and I'll take you to my website. 756 00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:05,786 (RALPH EXCLAIMING) 757 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:07,496 (RALPH GROANS) 758 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:10,123 You got an ample carriage there, buster. (CHUCKLES) 759 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,375 Causing a little drag. 760 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:12,876 Sorry. You're getting close to the edge. 761 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:13,961 Huh? 762 00:29:14,044 --> 00:29:16,588 RALPH: You see the...? The edge. The edge! (SHOUTS) 763 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,674 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 764 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,385 SPAMLEY: By the way, my name is JP Spamley... 765 00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,011 and I'd like to welcome the both of you 766 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,554 to the Spamley family. 767 00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:25,681 (SPAMLEY CHUCKLES) 768 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:29,268 All right, step into my parlor. 769 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,436 This is your website? 770 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:32,896 I know what you're thinking, not to worry. 771 00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:34,648 My anti-virus guy was just here. 772 00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,108 - Clean as a... -(RAT SQUEAKING) 773 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,526 Oh! (GRUNTING) 774 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:38,610 Dang it! 775 00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:39,903 Oh, my gosh. That's embarrassing. 776 00:29:39,987 --> 00:29:41,780 (CHUCKLES) Anyway, I know it's a bit of a mess... 777 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:42,864 Hey, Gord! 778 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:44,658 But I do have a system here, I really do. 779 00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:46,743 If I can just find that... Gord! 780 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:49,204 - I just got to find this list. -(BOTH SHRIEK) 781 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:50,289 SPAMLEY: Oh, there you are. 782 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:53,041 These guys are looking to get rich playing video games. 783 00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:54,918 What do you got for them, partner? 784 00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:05,137 Thank you. 785 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:09,141 "Fishwife's amulet, Wizard Quest, three dollars." 786 00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:13,020 "Foxhole hammer, Zombie Crusades, five dollars"? 787 00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:14,438 Now, those there are 788 00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,815 some of your more commonplace, low-dollar items. 789 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:19,109 Can you back up a sec, Mr. Spamley? 790 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:21,361 Um, you're saying if we find 791 00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:24,448 the Golden Cleats from Pro League Soccer... 792 00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:27,117 we find those and bring them back here to you... 793 00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:30,620 then a human being in the real world will pay us $15? 794 00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:31,830 Yes, ma'am. 795 00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:34,207 Welcome to the exciting world of loot hunting. 796 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:35,459 Folks go into games... 797 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,461 they harvest the most coveted items... 798 00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:39,212 and they sell them on my website 799 00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:41,465 to the highest bidder. Ha-ha? 800 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:42,883 Okay, but here's the thing... 801 00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:44,926 we need like a buttload of money. 802 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:47,929 So, do you have any more lucrative items, maybe? 803 00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:49,389 Gord! 804 00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:51,308 - Gord! -(BOTH SHRIEK) 805 00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:52,476 Oh, there you are. 806 00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:56,688 Thank you, buddy. You're such a nice guy. 807 00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:59,483 Is $40,000 lucrative enough for you? 808 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:00,567 - Whoa! - Whoa. 809 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:01,943 It's more than enough. 810 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:03,904 I got a guy in Des Moines, Iowa... 811 00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:06,782 who will pay 40 grand for Shank's car... 812 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,909 from a game called Slaughter Race. 813 00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:10,077 A racing game? 814 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:12,329 That's right. Slaughter Race is the most popular 815 00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:14,039 online racing game out there. 816 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:16,166 However, it is wicked dangerous. 817 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:17,584 We ain't afraid of danger. 818 00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:19,586 This kid's the best racer in the whole world. 819 00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:22,130 We'll get you that car, no problemo. 820 00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:26,176 ANNOUNCER: Slaughter Race! Enter at your own risk. 821 00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:27,511 (TIRES SCREECHING) 822 00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:32,391 (HORN BLARING) 823 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:35,852 Okay, this game is kind of amazing. 824 00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:40,399 Meh, the attention to detail is pretty impressive. 825 00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:41,483 (COUGHING) 826 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,276 I don't think I've ever been in a game 827 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,736 -with smog before. -(BOTH GASP) 828 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:45,987 -(DOG BARKING) -(RALPH SHOUTING) 829 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:48,532 - Nice kitty. Nice Kitty. - Easy, boy. Easy. 830 00:31:48,949 --> 00:31:50,117 (RALPH AND VANELLOPE SHRIEK) 831 00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:52,369 (WATER SPLASHES) 832 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,746 Let's just find Shank's car and get outta here. 833 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:55,914 Agreed. 834 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:02,963 - Look. Look. - Whoa! 835 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:04,047 RALPH: There it is. 836 00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:06,091 VANELLOPE: That car is gorgeous. 837 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,343 No wonder it's worth so much. 838 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:09,511 -(SHUSHES) (FOOTSTEPS) 839 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,596 RALPH: Aw, sugar. 840 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:14,015 - Players. They beat us to it. - Aw. 841 00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:16,393 JIMMY: 317 hours of continuous gameplay... 842 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,146 and we've finally found Shank's car. 843 00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:20,856 Let's jack this ride. 844 00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:23,233 Oh, yeah, DirtySocks, it's on. 845 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:25,068 JIMMY'S GRANDMA: Jim! Jimmy? 846 00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:28,071 You're not playing that horrible game again, are you? 847 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,489 -(LAUGHS) - No, Grandma! 848 00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:30,740 I'm doing my homework. 849 00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:32,284 Okay, like I said... 850 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,077 Let's jack this ride. 851 00:32:34,703 --> 00:32:35,996 (TIFFANY WHIMPERS) 852 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:41,751 SHANK: Well, well, well. 853 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:46,715 While the cat was away, these mice tried to play. 854 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:52,304 Hey, I think that might be Shank. 855 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:53,805 Listen up, mice... 856 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:56,975 anyone who tries to play with this cat's ride 857 00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:58,185 is gonna get got. 858 00:32:58,351 --> 00:33:00,896 JIMMY: You're going down, Shank. 859 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:03,773 Pyro. Give those punks the works. 860 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:05,442 With pleasure. 861 00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:07,903 (BOTH GASP) 862 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,280 ANNOUNCER: End of the road! 863 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,033 Gosh dang it! Now we got to start all over. 864 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,118 Ralph, maybe... 865 00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:17,162 -(PANTING) - Hey, where are you going? 866 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,331 I am scared. 867 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:20,582 If we get burned up in here, 868 00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:21,791 that's it, we're dead, we're gone. 869 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:23,502 So, I think we should get outta here right now. 870 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:26,087 No, wait, wait. I have an idea. 871 00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:27,756 -(BELL RINGS) -(POWER SWITCH CLANGS) 872 00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:29,841 Hey, Shank? 873 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,218 What's up, Pyro? 874 00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,803 Um, do you ever reckon we're going a bit too hard 875 00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:35,055 on the players? 876 00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:38,099 Honestly, no, I don't. 877 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:42,354 Of course, I have empathy for players like DirtySocks537 878 00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:44,439 and BabeRaham_Linkin... 879 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:46,483 but if we just let them win, 880 00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:48,568 where's the life lesson? You know? 881 00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:51,988 - PYRO: Mmm. - Yeah, but to Pyro's point... 882 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:54,616 I mean, those players work so hard to get here. 883 00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:56,284 I hear you, Felony... 884 00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,370 but imagine a game without challenges. 885 00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:01,540 The same predictable thing every single time... 886 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:02,749 who wants that? 887 00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:03,959 Shank's right. 888 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:06,628 I just saw a really insightful TED talk... 889 00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:08,880 and I can't really remember what the guy said. 890 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,924 It was more about how he made me feel. 891 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:13,218 But I think, ultimately, the point was... 892 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:16,388 I honor your journeys, guys. 893 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,557 And we honor yours, Butcher Boy. 894 00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:20,016 Thank you. 895 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:21,101 Hey, Shank, 896 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:22,477 did you ever wonder what it would be like... 897 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:24,271 if someone actually did get your car? 898 00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:25,730 Well, I know one thing... 899 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:28,608 whoever does will have to be the best of the best. 900 00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:30,151 -(KNOCKS ON DOOR) -(ALL EXCLAIM) 901 00:34:32,445 --> 00:34:33,989 Good day to you, madam. 902 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:35,198 Who are you? 903 00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:38,410 I'm here from the, uh, Department of Noise. 904 00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:41,204 And the thing is, we've been getting some complaints 905 00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:42,664 down at HQ. 906 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:44,499 Uh, Larry's the one who takes the calls. 907 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:45,875 Anyways, someone told Larry... 908 00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:47,085 that we've been hearing a lot of 909 00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:48,628 gun sounds and screaming sounds... 910 00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:50,589 and what-have-you. That sort of thing. 911 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:54,259 Whoa! This is nice. 912 00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:57,679 Where have you been all my life? 913 00:34:58,305 --> 00:35:00,223 Uh, so ll came to check on things. 914 00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:02,267 Oh, I'm sorry, who did you say you were again? 915 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,019 Oh, I'm Larry? 916 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,271 Uh, you said Larry took the call. 917 00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:09,274 -(ENGINE REVVING) -(TIRES SCREECHING) 918 00:35:10,317 --> 00:35:11,985 -(GROANS) -(GASPS) 919 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,739 Good job, Larry! 920 00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:18,408 Yeah, worked like a charm! 921 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,955 (TIRES SCREECHING) 922 00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:26,249 Are you kidding me? Someone got Shank's car? 923 00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:28,501 And I need yours. Sorry. 924 00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:32,797 I'm just... I'm just gonna go. 925 00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:35,383 (JIMMY CRIES) 926 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,677 This is the worst day of my life! 927 00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:40,555 (SIGHS) It's a shame we have to leave so soon. 928 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,015 This game is cool. 929 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:43,183 Just get us out of here 930 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,310 So we can get this car to Spamley and get paid. 931 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:46,645 No problem. 932 00:35:46,728 --> 00:35:48,647 (CARS CRASHING) 933 00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:49,981 RALPH: Uh-oh. 934 00:35:50,065 --> 00:35:52,150 VANELLOPE: Look at this guy coming in hot. 935 00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:06,331 -(VANELLOPE SHRIEKS) -(RALPH SHOUTING) 936 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:11,169 You mess with the bull, you get the horns, little girl! 937 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:13,254 (RALPH SCREAMS) 938 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:17,342 You still have value, Butcher Boy. 939 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:22,722 RALPH: Oh, no! It's that Shank lady. 940 00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:24,015 She looks upset. 941 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,226 Ah, don't worry, I'll lose her. 942 00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:27,811 (RALPH YELLING) 943 00:36:28,144 --> 00:36:29,479 (TIRES SCREECHING) 944 00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:34,275 (RALPH SHOUTING) 945 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:36,277 Where are you going? 946 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,988 Kid, get back on the track. I'm gonna lose my cookies. 947 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:41,491 There is no track. I can drive anywhere. 948 00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:43,368 Whoo! 949 00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:52,001 (RALPH SHOUTING) 950 00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:59,008 Oh, kid, she's coming up right behind us. 951 00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:00,176 Oh, hello! 952 00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:02,178 I believe you have something of mine. 953 00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:03,972 Yeah, come and get it. 954 00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:06,057 (ENGINE REVVING) 955 00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:09,269 (TIRES SCREECHING) 956 00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:17,318 - Ooh! -(RALPH SHOUTING) 957 00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:20,989 (EXCLAIMS) This girl can drive. 958 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:33,168 Would you hurry up and lose her? 959 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:34,419 I'm trying! 960 00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:38,047 - Hang on, chumbo! -(TIRES SCREECHING) 961 00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:39,466 (RALPH SHRIEKS) 962 00:37:41,551 --> 00:37:44,220 (RALPH SHOUTS, WHIMPERS) 963 00:37:44,304 --> 00:37:46,222 I don't like this! 964 00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:49,225 (RALPH GASPING) 965 00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:52,312 (RALPH EXCLAIMING) 966 00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:56,983 (TIRES SCREECHING) 967 00:37:57,692 --> 00:38:00,528 Whoa! Mother Hubbard, this lady can really drive. 968 00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:02,614 Kid, fire! Do you see the fire? 969 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:03,782 Dead end! Dead end! 970 00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:06,534 Not for me. Bye-bye, Shanky. 971 00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:07,702 (DISTORTED SHOUTING) 972 00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:09,162 VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo! 973 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:10,955 RALPH: Oh, yeah! VANELLOPE: That's the stuff. 974 00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:12,040 Good job, kid. 975 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:14,793 Oh, yeah, I feel like me again. 976 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,127 One exit straight ahead. 977 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:24,594 (TIRES SCREECHING) 978 00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:36,731 You're not gonna lose me that easy. 979 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:37,816 How did you...? 980 00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:39,567 Uh, you might wanna keep your eyes on the road. 981 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:40,819 (GASPS) Kid! 982 00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:42,070 -(TIRES SCREECHING) -(SHRIEKS) 983 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,696 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 984 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:44,864 (VANELLOPE GASPS) 985 00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:51,496 Yo, Department of Noise, get out of my car! 986 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,122 Oh, man, what are we gonna do? 987 00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:55,124 You just stay put, don't panic. 988 00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:56,209 I'm gonna talk to her. 989 00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:57,544 Ralph, be careful. 990 00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:00,505 It's fine. This is what heroes do. 991 00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:03,216 (GRUNTING, NERVOUS CHUCKLE) 992 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,343 My bottom is stuck. 993 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,595 (YELPS, GRUNTS) 994 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:10,515 This car is not designed for a big boy. 995 00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:12,183 I'll tell you that. Hi. 996 00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:15,019 You guys really thought you could just steal my car? 997 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,355 Well, let me tell you what's gonna happen now. 998 00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:20,149 No, wait, listen. We aren't normally car thieves. 999 00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:23,444 My friend here, she's a candy kart racer. 1000 00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:24,737 You should see her racing around 1001 00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:26,281 her sweet little track... 1002 00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:27,782 in her cookie wafer car we built together. 1003 00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:29,284 (GROANS IN EMBARRASSMENT) 1004 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:33,788 And, well, the thing is, her perfect little game broke... 1005 00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:35,623 and it was my fault... 1006 00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:37,959 so we're here to try to fix it... 1007 00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:39,210 and we need money to do that, 1008 00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:40,962 and someone was gonna pay us money... 1009 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:42,463 -to steal your car... - Okay, okay. 1010 00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:44,507 -...and so we took it. - You can stop crying. 1011 00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:45,758 -(SNIFFLING) - Though I do respect 1012 00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:47,677 your wonderful display of vulnerability. 1013 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,470 (SNIFFLES) Thank you. 1014 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:51,180 I get it, I do. 1015 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:53,516 Friendship is everything to us, too. 1016 00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:56,060 - Right, guys? - Word. We're like family. 1017 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,770 That's really great. 1018 00:39:57,854 --> 00:39:59,689 So, does this mean we can keep your car? 1019 00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:02,901 Absolutely not. But I do want to help. 1020 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:04,152 Hey, you got your phone on you? 1021 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:06,279 - You know it. - Let's make a video. 1022 00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:08,573 Pyro, hit big boy with the blow and go. 1023 00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:09,657 I'd love to. 1024 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:10,950 Wait. What's the...? 1025 00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:12,035 (AIR WHOOSHING) 1026 00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:13,494 (SHOUTING) What are you doing? 1027 00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:16,039 Say something, first thing that comes to your mind. 1028 00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:18,750 I'm gonna wreck it! 1029 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,586 Good. All right. Turn it off. 1030 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,880 (SHOUTS) Ow. 1031 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:25,298 VANELLOPE: What the heck did you do that for? 1032 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:26,382 Yeah. 1033 00:40:26,466 --> 00:40:29,344 There are much better ways to make money on the Internet 1034 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:30,970 than stealing cars... 1035 00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:34,140 such as becoming a BuzzzTube star. 1036 00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:35,975 Am I supposed to know what that is? 1037 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:38,186 Oh, come on. Everybody knows BuzzzTube. 1038 00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:40,146 It's the video-sharing site. 1039 00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:41,731 I'm just starting your account... 1040 00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:44,192 -(CELL PHONE CHIMES) - All right, there you go. 1041 00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:47,946 If this thing goes viral, you can make a lot of money. 1042 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:50,031 A friend of mine, chick named Yesss... 1043 00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:51,950 she's the head algorithm over there. 1044 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:53,326 Tell her I sent you. 1045 00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:54,577 Yesss will hook you up. 1046 00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:56,996 Wow, that's really nice of you. 1047 00:40:57,163 --> 00:40:58,957 I'm not sure if "nice" is the right word. 1048 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,375 Well, thank you. 1049 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:02,293 I should be thanking you, little sister. 1050 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:03,878 That race was fun. 1051 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,505 Oh. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1052 00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:06,589 Well, thank you again. 1053 00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:08,383 Uh... You know... 1054 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:11,094 While we're talking shop, what move did you do 1055 00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:12,720 to get through that tunnel of fire? 1056 00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:15,640 Was it a power drift into a drift jump, maybe, or...? 1057 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:16,975 Maybe. 1058 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:19,268 If you ever wanna come back for a rematch... 1059 00:41:19,435 --> 00:41:21,270 I'd be happy to kick your butt again. 1060 00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:22,647 -(CHUCKLES) - See you. 1061 00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:23,898 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1062 00:41:25,358 --> 00:41:27,694 -(TRAIN HORN BLARES) -(CROSSING SIGNAL DINGING) 1063 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:37,996 Whoa. 1064 00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:39,288 Show-off. 1065 00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:42,875 Man, oh, man, that place was scary. 1066 00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:44,836 I know. It was so exciting! 1067 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:46,921 No, exciting is when you smile. 1068 00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:48,548 Scary is when you clench your butt, 1069 00:41:48,631 --> 00:41:50,299 and my butt is still clenched. 1070 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:52,343 Oh, come on, are you honestly telling me... 1071 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,471 that Shank lady wasn't the coolest person you ever met? 1072 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,974 Cool? Name one cool thing about her. 1073 00:41:58,141 --> 00:42:00,268 Um, let's see, she looks cool, she talks cool... 1074 00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:02,645 she drives cool, her hair is cool, her car is cool... 1075 00:42:02,812 --> 00:42:04,814 Wait a minute, are you saying my hair isn't cool? 1076 00:42:04,981 --> 00:42:09,068 What? No! I'm just saying the game was next-level. 1077 00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:11,654 There was no one telling you what to do or where to go. 1078 00:42:11,821 --> 00:42:13,948 Hey, just where do you think you're going? 1079 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:15,908 To BuzzzTube. It's this way. 1080 00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:18,369 No, no, no. We're going back to Spamley's. 1081 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,371 He can give us some easier loot to find. 1082 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:23,207 No, we're supposed to see Shank's friend. 1083 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,585 Oh, come on. I don't trust that Shank one bit. 1084 00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:27,962 - Well, I do. Well, I... (GASPS) 1085 00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:29,714 - Hello, mister. - Who are you? 1086 00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:31,883 I'm your friendly ebay alert messenger. 1087 00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:33,843 Huh. An actual eboy. 1088 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:37,430 Just here to let you know your bid expires in eight hours. 1089 00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:40,516 Eight hours. Okay, thanks, eboy. 1090 00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:42,351 You got it, Jackson! 1091 00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:46,272 Chumbo, if we nickel-and-dime it with Spamley... 1092 00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:49,525 it will take 20 years to make enough money to buy the wheel. 1093 00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:52,737 (SIGHS) All right, fine. We'll do it your way. 1094 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:54,864 But I'm telling you right now, that BuzzzTube place 1095 00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:56,449 is a terrible idea. 1096 00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:01,913 (OVERLAPPING NOISES ON VIDEOS) 1097 00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:06,709 Man, there are all kinds of videos in here. 1098 00:43:06,876 --> 00:43:09,378 Yeah, if you like babies and cats. 1099 00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:11,255 - Look, there's you! - Oh, yeah. 1100 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:12,840 RALPH: (ON VIDEO) I'm gonna wreck it! 1101 00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:14,300 (ALL LAUGHING) 1102 00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:17,011 VANELLOPE: I wonder why those little guys 1103 00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:18,679 are giving your video all those hearts? 1104 00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:20,223 Because obviously they love me. 1105 00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:22,350 I told you this place was a good idea. 1106 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:24,018 (SCOFFS) Yeah, sure you did, doof. 1107 00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:26,604 Now, who we supposed to see about getting paid again? 1108 00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:30,108 The head algorithm. Her name is Yesss. 1109 00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:32,318 No. No. No. 1110 00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:35,321 Uninspired, clichéd... 1111 00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:37,323 Ugh! YouTube's got this one. 1112 00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:39,826 Chewbacca Dad? Really? 1113 00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:43,204 Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom, but it's a daddy. 1114 00:43:43,412 --> 00:43:44,580 - No! -(DOOR OPENS) 1115 00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:47,708 Heyo! Are you the head of Al Gore? 1116 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:51,587 I am the head algorithm of BuzzzTube... 1117 00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:53,506 which means I curate the content... 1118 00:43:53,673 --> 00:43:56,175 at the Internet's most popular video-sharing site. 1119 00:43:56,342 --> 00:43:58,136 Which means, I don't have time to trifle... 1120 00:43:58,302 --> 00:44:00,638 with every shoeless, mouth-breathing hobo 1121 00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:02,056 that trundles into my office. 1122 00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:03,432 Call security, Maybe. 1123 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:07,145 Yes. (STAMMERS) But, Yesss, this is the leaf blower guy. 1124 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,312 Who? 1125 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:09,939 The man with the undulating jowls. 1126 00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:11,149 So? 1127 00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:13,609 (WHISPERS) His video has 1.3 million hearts. 1128 00:44:13,776 --> 00:44:15,319 (EXCLAIMS) Well! 1129 00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:17,905 (LAUGHS) Why didn't you tell me 1130 00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:19,782 I was in the presence of a genius? 1131 00:44:19,949 --> 00:44:21,409 (SNAPS FINGERS) Grab him a drink. (CHUCKLES) 1132 00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:22,827 Yeah, this lady named Shank... 1133 00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:24,328 she actually made the video. 1134 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,497 She's the one who told us to come see you. 1135 00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:28,708 No wonder your video's so dope. 1136 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,668 Shank is for real cool. 1137 00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:31,836 Right? 1138 00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:33,296 (SCOFFS) She is not. 1139 00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:35,173 I'm the cool one getting all the hearts. 1140 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:38,050 Well, that's right, you big baby. 1141 00:44:38,134 --> 00:44:39,135 -(YESSS COOING) -(GIGGLES) 1142 00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:40,219 Yeah. 1143 00:44:40,386 --> 00:44:41,387 Um, what'd you say your name was? 1144 00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:42,847 Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph. 1145 00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:46,100 Well, Wreck-It Ralph, you are trending! 1146 00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:50,104 And these are for you. Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts. 1147 00:44:50,271 --> 00:44:52,023 - Hearts, hearts, hearts! - Hearts, hearts, hearts! 1148 00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:53,149 Yes! Hearts! 1149 00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:54,984 (BOTH REPEATING) 1150 00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:56,110 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1151 00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:58,154 Uh, not to buzzkill the lovefest 1152 00:44:58,237 --> 00:44:59,614 you guys got going on here... 1153 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:01,490 but Shank kinda told us that 1154 00:45:01,574 --> 00:45:04,660 viral videos can make, like, actual money? 1155 00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:06,746 Oh, hearts are money, honey. 1156 00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:09,123 Your Buzzzy account converts hearts into dollars. 1157 00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:10,291 Ka-ching! 1158 00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:12,126 RALPH: $43,000! 1159 00:45:12,293 --> 00:45:15,296 Kid, we only needed $27,001. We're done. 1160 00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:18,341 Oh, no, no, no. (LAUGHING) 1161 00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:20,218 That's $43. 1162 00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:23,971 437 That's not even half of 27,001. 1163 00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:27,433 And we only have eight hours left to save my game. 1164 00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:30,478 Ugh. Well, I hate to say it, but that ain't happening. 1165 00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:32,188 Your video is tapped out. 1166 00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:33,898 But I thought I was trenching? 1167 00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:34,982 Trending. 1168 00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:37,318 You were. But that was 15 seconds ago. 1169 00:45:37,485 --> 00:45:39,195 Now, you're not. (CHUCKLES) 1170 00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:40,279 Thanks for stopping by, though. 1171 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:42,907 Aw! 1172 00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:44,408 What are we gonna do, kid? 1173 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:47,328 All right, pal, I have an idea. And hear me out. 1174 00:45:47,495 --> 00:45:50,665 What if we go back to Slaughter Race 1175 00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:51,958 and I ask Shank really... 1176 00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:55,920 No, no, no. We're not going back to that death trap. 1177 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:58,339 Yesss, what if I made you a whole bunch of videos... 1178 00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:00,800 of me doing all kinds of them crazy things? 1179 00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:02,635 You mean saturate the market? 1180 00:46:02,802 --> 00:46:04,929 That could get you a lot of hearts fast. 1181 00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:06,347 Have you thought this through at all? 1182 00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:08,975 What do you plan on even doing in these videos? 1183 00:46:09,141 --> 00:46:11,269 I'll just copy whatever's popular. 1184 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,938 Genius. Yo, Maybe, what's trending right now? 1185 00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:16,065 Mmm-hmm. Let's have a lookie-lookie. 1186 00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:18,359 As usual, human suffering IS number one... 1187 00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:19,944 followed by hot pepper 1188 00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:21,195 -eating challenges... -(SCREAMING) 1189 00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:22,905 -video game walkthroughs... -(GOAT SCREAMING) 1190 00:46:22,989 --> 00:46:24,240 oh, screaming goats are back... 1191 00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:27,535 unboxings, cooking demos, makeup tutorials... 1192 00:46:27,702 --> 00:46:30,413 and lastly, ugh, bee puns. 1193 00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:33,249 (BUZZING) Let's "bee” friends. 1194 00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:35,126 (BOTH GROAN) 1195 00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:36,502 Two weeks in a row, guys. 1196 00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:38,212 That's a fortnight of bee puns. 1197 00:46:38,379 --> 00:46:41,048 He won't be doing any bee puns. They're beneath you. 1198 00:46:41,215 --> 00:46:43,843 Oh, I'm doing a bee pun. Oh, yes, I am. 1199 00:46:44,010 --> 00:46:46,804 And I'm eating a hot pepper, and I'm putting on makeup... 1200 00:46:46,971 --> 00:46:48,222 and whatever else it takes! 1201 00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:51,017 Because, kid, we came here to save your game 1202 00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:52,393 and we're gonna do it. 1203 00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:54,103 I love it! Ha! 1204 00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:55,896 That is what the Internet was made for! 1205 00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:57,898 Now, let's get to work. 1206 00:46:58,691 --> 00:47:00,192 (LEE YAWNING) 1207 00:47:00,276 --> 00:47:01,569 Seen it. 1208 00:47:01,736 --> 00:47:03,404 Saw that one. 1209 00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:05,823 Seen it. Seen it. 1210 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:07,992 - Huh? -(MOUSE CLICKS) 1211 00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:10,161 (RALPH SHOUTING) 1212 00:47:14,415 --> 00:47:15,791 (CHUCKLES) 1213 00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:18,002 Yo, McNeely, you remember Wreck-It Ralph? 1214 00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:19,879 That bad guy from the old video game? 1215 00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:21,714 Yeah, exactly. 1216 00:47:21,881 --> 00:47:23,090 I'm gonna send you a super random video. 1217 00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:24,175 Check it out, dude. 1218 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:25,968 Yeah, I'll give it a heart. Whatever. 1219 00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,889 (RALPH SHOUTING ON VIDEO) 1220 00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:38,731 Hey, everybody, welcome to Up To the Meme-ent! 1221 00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:39,982 I'm your host, Dani Fernandez. 1222 00:47:40,149 --> 00:47:41,776 Nobody knows who's making them, 1223 00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:43,277 but the whole world is going bonkers... 1224 00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:45,946 over a series of truly bizarre videos... 1225 00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:48,491 starring '80s-era bad guy Wreck-It Ralph. 1226 00:47:48,741 --> 00:47:50,576 Check out what everyone is buzzing about... 1227 00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:51,827 over at BuzzzTube.com. 1228 00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:53,662 Hey, guys, Wreck-It Ralph here... 1229 00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:56,082 with the ghost pepper challenge. 1230 00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:58,125 Supposed to be spicy. We'll see about that. 1231 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,127 Mmm. That's not so... 1232 00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:02,505 Oh, it's very hot! Oh, make it stop! 1233 00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:04,382 (CHUCKLES) Yo, McNeely, another one just dropped. 1234 00:48:04,465 --> 00:48:05,466 Check it out, dude. 1235 00:48:05,633 --> 00:48:07,426 Where are these things coming from? 1236 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:09,720 Hey, Josey, did you see the pepper challenge? 1237 00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:10,805 JOSEY: Oh, not yet. 1238 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:13,224 I'm watching the one where he just smacks his lips. 1239 00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:14,392 It's disgusting. 1240 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:15,851 RALPH: You don't want any real hard lines. 1241 00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:18,479 You just want to blend that out there, like this... 1242 00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:20,272 And that, my friends, 1243 00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:23,109 is how you achieve the perfect cat eye. 1244 00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:24,235 -(LAUGHTER) - I always start 1245 00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:26,737 with the hootnanny. Shift it into a floss. 1246 00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:30,991 And now [ finish with a hot Marat. Huh? Huh? 1247 00:48:31,075 --> 00:48:32,410 Follow along with me, 1248 00:48:32,493 --> 00:48:36,205 and I'm gonna give this little cloud a little friend... 1249 00:48:36,372 --> 00:48:38,165 -in the form of a tree. -(LAUGHTER) 1250 00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:39,834 Everybody needs a friend. 1251 00:48:41,377 --> 00:48:42,503 Look at these guys. 1252 00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:44,588 Look at this one, sleeping under his ear. 1253 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,799 You couch potatoes. Wake up. 1254 00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:49,844 We've been baking at about 950 degrees 1255 00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:51,053 now for six hours... 1256 00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:52,847 So she should be ready. 1257 00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:54,223 (COUGHING) 1258 00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:56,642 Voila! Burnt pie! 1259 00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:58,477 Let's have a little whiff of this here. (SNIFFS) 1260 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:00,646 (SHOUTING) My hair, my hair! My hair! 1261 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,149 This man is on fire. 1262 00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,443 Literal and figurative fire. 1263 00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:07,403 But he still needs 200 million hearts 1264 00:49:07,486 --> 00:49:08,737 in the next five hours... 1265 00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:10,739 or this beautiful child loses her game. 1266 00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:13,242 That's why I'm on to phase two... 1267 00:49:13,409 --> 00:49:15,744 you, my elite Pop-Up Army. 1268 00:49:15,911 --> 00:49:17,872 I need you out there popping up... 1269 00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:20,166 and getting clicks all over the Internet. 1270 00:49:20,332 --> 00:49:23,252 I'm talking Tumblr, Instagram, Mashable. 1271 00:49:23,419 --> 00:49:24,753 Be my pied pipers and 1272 00:49:24,837 --> 00:49:27,131 lead that beautiful traffic to BuzzzTube... 1273 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:29,925 because Wreck-It Ralph needs his hearts. 1274 00:49:34,013 --> 00:49:36,182 Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you. 1275 00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:37,516 You don't wanna miss this. 1276 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:38,767 It's the latest Wreck-It Ralph video. 1277 00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:40,394 Click it. Click it! 1278 00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:55,618 Man oh Manischewitz, that looks so fun. 1279 00:49:55,784 --> 00:49:56,869 Yesss, can I be a pop-up? 1280 00:49:57,036 --> 00:49:59,497 I don't know. Can you be annoyingly aggressive? 1281 00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:02,124 I don't know. Can I? Can I? Can I? 1282 00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:04,585 Canl?Canl? Can ll? Canl?Canl? Can ll? 1283 00:50:05,753 --> 00:50:07,796 Oh, yes, you're perfect. Here. 1284 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,089 Thank you! 1285 00:50:09,256 --> 00:50:10,257 If you're going, I wanna go. 1286 00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:13,677 No, baby, you've got to stay here and be my movie star. 1287 00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:16,972 What? No, no, no. Me and the kid are like shoes and socks. 1288 00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:18,641 Or peanut butter and bacon. 1289 00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:20,351 One cannot exist without the other. 1290 00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:21,602 Go on, kid, tell her. 1291 00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:22,770 It's true. 1292 00:50:22,937 --> 00:50:26,023 In fact, it's so true that we will be fine 1293 00:50:26,106 --> 00:50:28,025 if we're apart for a minute. 1294 00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:30,736 Come on, pal. It's my game we're trying to save. 1295 00:50:30,903 --> 00:50:32,488 I just wanna get out there and be useful. 1296 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,156 But without me? 1297 00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:36,200 What if you get lost? You're just a kid. 1298 00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:38,577 Oh, and you're some mature adult? 1299 00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:40,579 Well, I'm bigger. 1300 00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:42,498 Don't be insecure, big fella. 1301 00:50:42,665 --> 00:50:44,792 She's not gonna get lost. I promise. 1302 00:50:44,959 --> 00:50:47,753 She'll be in my personal web browser. 1303 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:51,006 And your app comes with BuzzzFace... 1304 00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:53,425 SO you can keep in touch anywhere on the Internet. 1305 00:50:53,592 --> 00:50:55,261 See, I'll be fine. 1306 00:50:55,427 --> 00:50:57,304 I know, I just... 1307 00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:01,016 (SIGHS) 1308 00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:03,811 We haven't been apart in like six years. 1309 00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:05,854 I'm going to miss you. 1310 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,399 You'll be fine, too. 1311 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:10,442 The more hearts your videos get, 1312 00:51:10,526 --> 00:51:12,152 the faster we'll get the wheel. 1313 00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:13,946 And then we can go home. 1314 00:51:14,113 --> 00:51:15,364 Look, we'll be celebrating 1315 00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:17,700 at Tapper's this time tomorrow, buddy. 1316 00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:20,786 Yeah, I guess you're right. 1317 00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:22,496 Bye! 1318 00:51:23,038 --> 00:51:25,791 Be careful, huh? Don't be a dummy. 1319 00:51:25,874 --> 00:51:27,376 (WHOOSHES) 1320 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,003 (SIGHS) 1321 00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,422 So where exactly are you sending her? 1322 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:33,882 Since candy girl comes from an arcade game... 1323 00:51:34,049 --> 00:51:35,926 I'm thinking she'd be good in the gaming district. 1324 00:51:37,303 --> 00:51:38,971 Oh, no, no, no, no. Bad idea. 1325 00:51:39,138 --> 00:51:41,599 Those games are dangerous, and they rot your brain. 1326 00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:42,975 Why don't we send her somewhere 1327 00:51:43,058 --> 00:51:45,561 a little more totally different than that... 1328 00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:47,980 and nowhere near there? 1329 00:51:48,147 --> 00:51:51,025 Let's see. Family Friendly Fansites. 1330 00:51:51,191 --> 00:51:53,485 That sounds safe, and she is technically a princess... 1331 00:51:53,652 --> 00:51:55,404 so how about this one here 1332 00:51:55,487 --> 00:51:57,156 with the sweet little pink castle? 1333 00:51:57,323 --> 00:51:58,324 I love it. 1334 00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:02,369 Okay, I'll redirect our newest pop-up to OhMyDisney.com. 1335 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,666 -(GIRLS CHEERING) -(POP MUSIC PLAYING) 1336 00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:11,337 Jeez Louise, this place is bonkers! Whoa! 1337 00:52:16,216 --> 00:52:19,053 To infinity and beyond! 1338 00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:25,517 Aw, come on. Princesses and cartoon characters? 1339 00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:26,977 Lame. 1340 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:29,480 Hey, easy there. 1341 00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:32,232 Oh, I mean, no offense or anything. 1342 00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:34,652 Well, time to get to work. 1343 00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:36,403 ANNOUNCER: And for your final question. 1344 00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:39,573 "My friends would describe me as?" 1345 00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:42,826 "Smart, funny, kind, or brave." 1346 00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:43,911 Um... 1347 00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:46,288 Kind, I guess? 1348 00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:50,918 Based on your answers, your princess BFF is 1349 00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:52,628 Snow White! 1350 00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:54,129 I do believe our friendship 1351 00:52:54,213 --> 00:52:56,048 will be the fairest of them all! 1352 00:52:56,215 --> 00:52:59,176 Hey, wanna meet my BFF? It's Wreck-It Ralph. 1353 00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:01,345 Just click here to see his new video. 1354 00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,596 (BEEPS) 1355 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:03,681 Thank you. 1356 00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:06,934 Yeah, um, in Captain America: The First Avenger... 1357 00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:08,727 Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil, 1358 00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:11,021 the World Tree, Guardian of Wisdom and Fate. 1359 00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:12,773 Are we to believe, sir, 1360 00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:14,650 that you are a descendant of that tree? 1361 00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:16,985 I am Groot. 1362 00:53:17,319 --> 00:53:19,279 Okay, okay. Thank you very much. 1363 00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:21,573 Um, what is Drax really like? 1364 00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:23,075 - I am Groot. - Thank you. 1365 00:53:23,242 --> 00:53:26,286 Yeah. Are you a conifer or a fruit-bearing tree? 1366 00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:27,371 -I... - Excuse me. 1367 00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:28,622 I'll take this one. He is Groot, 1368 00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:31,291 I am Vanellope, click here to meet Wreck-It Ralph. 1369 00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:34,753 Eh, this is almost too easy. 1370 00:53:35,504 --> 00:53:37,047 STORMTROOPER 1: Hey, do you have a permit for that pop-up? 1371 00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:38,132 Uh... 1372 00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:40,968 That's unauthorized clickbait. You're coming with us, kid. 1373 00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:42,636 - Boop! -(SCREAMS) 1374 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,263 STORMTROOPER 2: She's getting away. 1375 00:53:45,013 --> 00:53:46,640 (ANNOUNCER CHATTERING) 1376 00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:47,725 STORMTROOPER 3: This way. 1377 00:53:48,142 --> 00:53:49,143 Ooh! 1378 00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:50,477 Sorry, mister! 1379 00:53:53,856 --> 00:53:56,817 Hey, can't you read? Cast members only! 1380 00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:58,777 (VANELLOPE PANTING, EXCLAIMS) 1381 00:53:58,861 --> 00:54:00,237 STORMTROOPER 2: I think she went down this way. Come on. 1382 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,321 STORMTROOPER 3: Roger that. 1383 00:54:01,405 --> 00:54:02,781 STORMTROOPER 3: Did you see a kid come through here? 1384 00:54:02,865 --> 00:54:05,576 She came running through here like a headless hen. 1385 00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:07,578 (STRAINING) 1386 00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:08,787 STORMTROOPER 3: Any sign of her? 1387 00:54:08,954 --> 00:54:10,497 STORMTROOPER 2: No, maybe she went down 1388 00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:11,707 to the Air Bud pavilion. 1389 00:54:11,874 --> 00:54:13,667 STORMTROOPER 3: Come on. Let's check it out. 1390 00:54:15,711 --> 00:54:17,421 (PRINCESSES CHATTERING) 1391 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:19,548 (PRINCESS HUMMING) 1392 00:54:19,631 --> 00:54:20,883 (PRINCESSES GASPING) 1393 00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:22,009 Uh, hi! 1394 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:24,720 (PRINCESSES GRUNTING, SHOUTING) 1395 00:54:26,013 --> 00:54:27,806 Whoa, whoa. Ladies, I can explain. 1396 00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:30,768 See, I'm a princess, too. 1397 00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:32,394 - Wait, what? - VANELLOPE: Yeah. 1398 00:54:32,561 --> 00:54:34,438 Princess Vanellope Von Schweetz... 1399 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:37,566 of the, uh, Sugar Rush Von Schweetzes. 1400 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:38,942 I'm sure you've heard of us. 1401 00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:41,153 It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. 1402 00:54:41,236 --> 00:54:42,237 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1403 00:54:42,321 --> 00:54:44,531 Huh. What kind of a princess are you? 1404 00:54:44,698 --> 00:54:45,699 What kind? 1405 00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:47,534 - Do you have magic hair? - No. 1406 00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:49,161 - Magic hands? - No. 1407 00:54:49,328 --> 00:54:51,205 - Do animals talk to you? - No. 1408 00:54:51,371 --> 00:54:52,539 - Were you poisoned? - No! 1409 00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:53,707 - BOTH: Cursed? - No! 1410 00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:55,334 - BOTH: Kidnapped or enslaved? - No! 1411 00:54:55,501 --> 00:54:57,127 Are you guys okay? Should I call the police? 1412 00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:58,754 Then I have to assume you made a deal 1413 00:54:58,837 --> 00:55:00,047 with an underwater sea witch... 1414 00:55:00,214 --> 00:55:01,215 where she took your voice 1415 00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:03,258 in exchange for a pair of human legs? 1416 00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:05,636 No! Good Lord, who would do that? 1417 00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:07,513 (SING-SONG) Have you ever had True Love's Kiss? 1418 00:55:07,596 --> 00:55:08,597 Ew! Barf! 1419 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:09,932 Do you have daddy issues? 1420 00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:11,099 I don't even have a mom. 1421 00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:12,893 PRINCESSES: Neither do we! 1422 00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:15,229 And now for the million-dollar question. 1423 00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:18,023 Do people assume all your problems got solved 1424 00:55:18,106 --> 00:55:19,858 because a big strong man showed up? 1425 00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:21,985 Yes! What is up with that? 1426 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,654 ALL: She is a princess! 1427 00:55:23,737 --> 00:55:25,072 (VOCALIZING) 1428 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:26,573 Who made your gown? 1429 00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:28,325 I've never seen anything quite like it. 1430 00:55:28,492 --> 00:55:29,618 Oh, this old thing? 1431 00:55:29,785 --> 00:55:31,703 Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own. 1432 00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:32,871 - As would I. - MOANA: Me too! 1433 00:55:32,955 --> 00:55:34,414 - ELSA: So cool. - Best outfit ever! 1434 00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:35,749 Ooh! I want one, too, you guys! 1435 00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:37,543 I'll get my mice on this. 1436 00:55:39,294 --> 00:55:40,295 (SIGHS) 1437 00:55:40,379 --> 00:55:42,464 So this is love. 1438 00:55:42,631 --> 00:55:46,927 All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy! 1439 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,804 -(PRINCESSES CHEERING) - RAPUNZEL: Yay, Vanellope! 1440 00:55:48,971 --> 00:55:51,598 Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world... 1441 00:55:51,765 --> 00:55:53,976 I never thought I'd get to wear a real... 1442 00:55:54,142 --> 00:55:55,477 what's it called again? 1443 00:55:55,644 --> 00:55:57,396 Oh, yeah. Shirt. 1444 00:55:57,896 --> 00:56:01,692 (SINGING) / once had a dream that I might wear a shirt... 1445 00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:04,069 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait! What's going on? 1446 00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:06,029 Uh, she's singing. 1447 00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:09,199 Yeah, but there was like music and a spotlight. 1448 00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:11,034 Wait, you all saw it too, right? 1449 00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:12,327 That's what happens 1450 00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:14,329 when a princess sings about her dreams. 1451 00:56:14,496 --> 00:56:17,833 Oh, that's never happened to me. I mean, not even once. 1452 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,543 Why don't you give it a try? 1453 00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:22,713 What is it you really want? Sing about that. 1454 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,172 Okay. Uh, sure. 1455 00:56:24,339 --> 00:56:26,091 Huh. I could do that. Um, let's see. 1456 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:27,676 (CLEARS THROAT) 1457 00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:32,514 (SINGING) Oh, steering wheel Oh, steering wheel 1458 00:56:32,681 --> 00:56:36,059 Oh, yes ! want a steering wheel 1459 00:56:36,310 --> 00:56:38,645 (SCATTING) 1460 00:56:39,646 --> 00:56:41,607 Well, there is a lot to unpack here. 1461 00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:42,733 AURORA: Mmm-hmm. 1462 00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:45,277 So, this steering wheel you sing of, 1463 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,612 that's a metaphor? 1464 00:56:46,778 --> 00:56:48,989 Oh, no, no, no, it's not a metaphor. I just... 1465 00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:51,408 I literally want a steering wheel. 1466 00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:53,827 I think the issue is I was a little pitchy. 1467 00:56:53,994 --> 00:56:55,245 Maybe a little. 1468 00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:58,457 But sometimes your song can't start... 1469 00:56:58,624 --> 00:57:00,959 until you go some place to reflect. 1470 00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:03,253 What works for some of us... 1471 00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:07,007 is finding a form of water and staring at it. 1472 00:57:07,716 --> 00:57:08,759 What? 1473 00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:11,219 Oh, yes, I like to stare at a wishing well! 1474 00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:12,638 I stare at the ocean. 1475 00:57:12,804 --> 00:57:13,805 Horse trough. 1476 00:57:13,972 --> 00:57:15,015 Soap bubbles! 1477 00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:17,809 Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water... 1478 00:57:18,477 --> 00:57:20,103 Uh, important water. 1479 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:22,731 Right. Of course. "Important water." 1480 00:57:22,898 --> 00:57:25,067 I stare at the important water... 1481 00:57:25,233 --> 00:57:28,403 and somehow magically I'll start singing about my dream? 1482 00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:29,655 RAPUNZEL: For sure. TIANA: Mmm-hmm. 1483 00:57:29,821 --> 00:57:32,366 Uh, yeah, I don't think so, ladies, but thanks. 1484 00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:33,450 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 1485 00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:35,494 C-3PO: Five minutes, Princesses. 1486 00:57:35,661 --> 00:57:38,372 Another "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quizlet 1487 00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:39,873 starts in five minutes. 1488 00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:42,376 -(PRINCESSES GROAN) - JASMINE: Okay, thank you. 1489 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:45,337 Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls. 1490 00:57:45,504 --> 00:57:47,381 It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope. 1491 00:57:47,547 --> 00:57:49,591 And best of luck finding your song. 1492 00:57:49,883 --> 00:57:52,636 (SPEAKING SCOTTISH ENGLISH) 1493 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,100 Uh-huh. 1494 00:57:58,183 --> 00:57:59,393 (WHISPERING) What did she just say? 1495 00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:01,228 - We don't know. - We can't understand her. 1496 00:58:01,395 --> 00:58:03,021 She's from the other studio. 1497 00:58:03,105 --> 00:58:04,189 Ah. 1498 00:58:04,856 --> 00:58:06,692 RALPH: Hi, everybody. Wreck-It Ralph here... 1499 00:58:06,858 --> 00:58:09,403 with a little box I'm gonna open. 1500 00:58:09,569 --> 00:58:11,071 Let's see what we got here. 1501 00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:14,408 A "Pancake Milkshake Fun Set." Huh. 1502 00:58:14,574 --> 00:58:15,784 Got a little heft to it. 1503 00:58:15,867 --> 00:58:17,494 Something wobbling around in there. 1504 00:58:17,661 --> 00:58:19,162 Wonder if we got the kitty or the bunny. 1505 00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:20,372 Let's open it up. 1506 00:58:20,455 --> 00:58:21,581 -(BUZZING) -(RALPH SCREAMING) 1507 00:58:22,124 --> 00:58:24,209 (ANNOUNCER READING) 1508 00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:25,919 Man, who would've guessed a bee pun 1509 00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:28,088 would be the thing to put us over the top? 1510 00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:30,090 Huh. That's the Internet for you. 1511 00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:33,093 All right, it is uploading. 1512 00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:34,428 Hey, mister! 1513 00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:35,512 (GASPS) Oh. Hi, eboy. 1514 00:58:35,679 --> 00:58:37,055 Just here to let you know 1515 00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:39,599 your bid does expire in 30 minutes. 1516 00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:41,768 (SIGHS) Thanks, little eboy. 1517 00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:42,936 You got it, chairman. 1518 00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:44,604 You hear that, Yesss? 1519 00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:45,981 We don't have a lot of time left. 1520 00:58:46,148 --> 00:58:47,566 - Okay. We just got to... -(COMPUTER BUZZES) 1521 00:58:47,733 --> 00:58:49,609 No, no, no. 1522 00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:50,694 No! Not you! 1523 00:58:51,570 --> 00:58:53,155 What? Why are you angry at the lollipop? 1524 00:58:53,238 --> 00:58:54,239 What does that mean? 1525 00:58:54,406 --> 00:58:55,615 (GROANS) The file's not loading. 1526 00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:57,576 If this doesn't load, we're not gonna make it. 1527 00:58:57,743 --> 00:59:00,037 - Hmm. - You don't have enough hearts. 1528 00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:01,830 Ralph, where are you going? 1529 00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:03,623 I'm going down to the floor to get some hearts. 1530 00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:05,333 Ah! Genius! Good thinking. 1531 00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:07,753 Now, someone get me tech support in here, stat! 1532 00:59:07,836 --> 00:59:10,922 -(PANTING) -(RALPH SHOUTING ON VIDEO) 1533 00:59:11,506 --> 00:59:13,050 RALPH: Only one person. 1534 00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:14,634 Hey, guys, come and check out my video, 1535 00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:15,719 you're gonna love it. 1536 00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:18,513 Right, right over here. Yep, here we go. 1537 00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,640 What are you... You guys! 1538 00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:22,267 Aw. A cat? 1539 00:59:22,434 --> 00:59:26,521 You're gonna like this better than some dusty old cat. 1540 00:59:27,272 --> 00:59:28,315 Aw. 1541 00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:29,441 What? 1542 00:59:29,524 --> 00:59:31,151 Give me that hose, partner. 1543 00:59:31,318 --> 00:59:34,613 You know you love me, give me those hearts. There we go. 1544 00:59:36,073 --> 00:59:37,407 Hey, folks, where are you going? Give my video a heart. 1545 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:40,410 That's it. Let's see who's in here. 1546 00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:41,912 Hello? 1547 00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:44,623 Anybody in here? 1548 00:59:47,292 --> 00:59:49,211 What the heck is this place? 1549 00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:52,672 Some kind of libary? 1550 00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:56,051 "Wreck-It Ralph is back." 1551 00:59:56,218 --> 00:59:58,553 Hey, they're talking about me. 1552 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,640 Gee whiz, the Internet is so positive. 1553 01:00:01,807 --> 01:00:04,434 "Fix-It Felix, Jr. was my favorite game." 1554 01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:06,144 Hmm. Mine, too. 1555 01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:08,522 "Ralph's videos stink." 1556 01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:10,190 What? 1557 01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:12,150 "So stupid.” 1558 01:00:12,317 --> 01:00:14,653 "Ralph is the worst." 1559 01:00:15,529 --> 01:00:17,531 "I hate him." 1560 01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:20,951 "He's so fat and ugly." 1561 01:00:22,994 --> 01:00:27,582 "Just a worthless bum, alone on a pile of bricks." 1562 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:37,217 YESSS: Yo, Ralph, you in here, dude? 1563 01:00:37,384 --> 01:00:39,010 Hey, I got to show you... 1564 01:00:40,262 --> 01:00:41,513 Oh. 1565 01:00:42,222 --> 01:00:44,141 First rule of the Internet... 1566 01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:46,852 do not read the comments. 1567 01:00:47,018 --> 01:00:48,645 I should have told you that. 1568 01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:50,605 Look. 1569 01:00:50,772 --> 01:00:53,650 This place can bring out the worst in some people... 1570 01:00:53,817 --> 01:00:55,443 but you got to ignore all this. 1571 01:00:55,610 --> 01:00:58,655 This isn't about you, Ralph. It's about them. 1572 01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:00,949 I don't care. It's fine. 1573 01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:02,325 (SNIFFLES) 1574 01:01:02,409 --> 01:01:05,704 People hated me my whole life for being the bad guy. 1575 01:01:06,621 --> 01:01:07,956 It's just @ good reminder 1576 01:01:08,039 --> 01:01:10,625 that this is the only heart that really matters. 1577 01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:12,669 Vanellope gave me this... 1578 01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:14,296 and as long as she likes me... 1579 01:01:14,462 --> 01:01:16,131 I don't need anybody else. 1580 01:01:16,298 --> 01:01:17,799 And I sure don't need the Internet. 1581 01:01:17,966 --> 01:01:19,259 Hold on. (CHUCKLES) 1582 01:01:19,426 --> 01:01:21,303 It's not all bad. 1583 01:01:21,469 --> 01:01:23,096 The Internet can also be a place... 1584 01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:25,599 where you find a steering wheel at one website... 1585 01:01:25,765 --> 01:01:28,935 and make enough money to buy it at another one. 1586 01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:31,271 Congratulations, Ralph. You did it. 1587 01:01:31,438 --> 01:01:32,564 Wait, really? 1588 01:01:32,898 --> 01:01:34,733 Yes, check your Buzzzy account. 1589 01:01:34,900 --> 01:01:37,903 You needed 27K, you got over 30 grand! 1590 01:01:38,069 --> 01:01:39,112 Oh, my gosh! 1591 01:01:39,279 --> 01:01:40,363 This is great! 1592 01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:42,490 Thank you, Yesss. I couldn't have done it without you! 1593 01:01:42,657 --> 01:01:43,909 That's really true. 1594 01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:45,327 Hey, eboy? 1595 01:01:45,493 --> 01:01:46,703 What do you need, ace? 1596 01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:48,455 Can you give me a ride? 1597 01:01:48,622 --> 01:01:50,707 Let's hop along, Cassidy. 1598 01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:54,628 Come on, song, come on. 1599 01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:57,005 I'm reflecting. 1600 01:01:57,631 --> 01:01:58,840 What is it that I want? 1601 01:01:59,007 --> 01:02:00,008 What is my quest? 1602 01:02:00,175 --> 01:02:02,552 (IN SING-SONG VOICE) What is my dream? 1603 01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:04,512 (GROANS) 1604 01:02:04,596 --> 01:02:06,640 Well, ladies, I tried. 1605 01:02:06,806 --> 01:02:09,392 No song for this princess, I guess. 1606 01:02:09,476 --> 01:02:11,436 -(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) - Ooh! Huh. 1607 01:02:12,854 --> 01:02:14,606 How does this thing work? 1608 01:02:14,814 --> 01:02:16,274 -(GASPS) - Hey, kid, can you see me? 1609 01:02:16,441 --> 01:02:18,151 Yeah! Yeah, you're right there. 1610 01:02:18,318 --> 01:02:20,278 We did it! We got the money! 1611 01:02:20,445 --> 01:02:22,614 No way, Ralph! That's great! 1612 01:02:22,781 --> 01:02:25,116 I'm on my way to ebay right now with the eboy. 1613 01:02:25,283 --> 01:02:26,368 We're almost there, champ. 1614 01:02:26,534 --> 01:02:27,535 Good work, eboy. 1615 01:02:27,619 --> 01:02:29,746 Hey, meet me out in front of ebay in five minutes, okay? 1616 01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:31,498 Okay, I'll see you soon. 1617 01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:33,166 We're going home, kid! 1618 01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:35,627 Our lives can finally get back to normal. 1619 01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:36,878 Whoo-hoo! 1620 01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:42,133 Wow, I can't believe it. I get to go home. 1621 01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:43,426 So, I guess that's it. 1622 01:02:43,510 --> 01:02:46,972 I guess I just wanted a... a steering wheel. 1623 01:02:47,681 --> 01:02:49,808 And now, I got it, so... 1624 01:02:50,141 --> 01:02:51,643 whoo-hoo. (SIGHS) 1625 01:02:54,813 --> 01:02:55,855 (GASPS) 1626 01:02:56,481 --> 01:02:57,607 Slaughter Race? 1627 01:02:57,691 --> 01:02:59,401 (HELICOPTER HOVERING) 1628 01:03:05,073 --> 01:03:09,035 (SINGING) What can it be that calls me to this place today? 1629 01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:11,746 This lawless car ballet? 1630 01:03:11,913 --> 01:03:14,374 What can it be? 1631 01:03:15,417 --> 01:03:19,546 Am I a baby pigeon sprouting wings to soar? 1632 01:03:19,713 --> 01:03:21,298 Was that a metaphor? 1633 01:03:21,464 --> 01:03:24,592 Hey, there's a dollar store 1634 01:03:24,676 --> 01:03:27,929 Look! I'm rhyming 1635 01:03:28,096 --> 01:03:32,225 My spirits climbing 1636 01:03:32,392 --> 01:03:36,313 As I'm called through this fog of mace 1637 01:03:37,314 --> 01:03:40,650 To this place called 1638 01:03:40,817 --> 01:03:44,696 Slaughter Race 1639 01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:47,532 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1640 01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:49,117 Welcome back Watch your head 1641 01:03:49,284 --> 01:03:51,036 Hate to see you end up dead 1642 01:03:51,202 --> 01:03:52,746 Let's get this party rollin' 1643 01:03:52,912 --> 01:03:54,497 Is that appliance stolen? 1644 01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:55,790 - We have - Fallen wires 1645 01:03:55,957 --> 01:03:57,167 - Dumpster fires - Creepy clowns 1646 01:03:57,334 --> 01:03:58,460 And burning tires 1647 01:03:58,626 --> 01:04:00,045 That great white in the sewer 1648 01:04:00,128 --> 01:04:01,463 You'll be happy that you knew her 1649 01:04:01,546 --> 01:04:02,547 Fin bump! 1650 01:04:02,630 --> 01:04:04,007 Dogs and cats They sure taste great 1651 01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:05,925 With a side of license plate 1652 01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:07,469 Some find us deplorable 1653 01:04:07,635 --> 01:04:09,471 Well, I think you're adorable 1654 01:04:09,637 --> 01:04:12,974 We may be a motley crew But our hearts ring true 1655 01:04:13,141 --> 01:04:15,935 And just for you A face tattoo 1656 01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:19,356 (INSTRUMENTAL JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1657 01:04:31,826 --> 01:04:35,538 CHORUS: Slaughter Race 1658 01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:40,877 My heart's in flight And wow, it's a blast 1659 01:04:41,044 --> 01:04:44,047 Feels like my dreams are real at last 1660 01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:48,176 No trace of a frown upon your face 1661 01:04:48,343 --> 01:04:51,638 VANELLOPE: Flying so fast SHANK: Setting the pace 1662 01:04:51,805 --> 01:04:55,392 - Living the life - Loving the chase 1663 01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:58,561 - Now is the time - Here is the place 1664 01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:02,857 This Slaughter Race! 1665 01:05:12,951 --> 01:05:16,329 ! know I should go 1666 01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:20,250 But home feels so slow 1667 01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:26,381 These roads are paved with dreams 1668 01:05:26,548 --> 01:05:29,175 (ECHOING) Happy dreams Not creepy clown dreams 1669 01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:33,555 What would Ralph say 1670 01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:38,017 If it turns out I stay? 1671 01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:42,021 In this place called 1672 01:05:42,188 --> 01:05:47,527 Slaughter 1673 01:05:47,694 --> 01:05:52,740 Race 1674 01:05:58,371 --> 01:06:02,292 In this place called 1675 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:06,171 Slaughter 1676 01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:11,217 Race 1677 01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,059 ANNOUNCER ON PA: That old, tired laptop 1678 01:06:20,143 --> 01:06:22,312 moving at a sloth speed? Bid on a new one today! 1679 01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:24,439 SPAMLEY: Do you wanna get rich playing video games? 1680 01:06:24,522 --> 01:06:25,565 Click here to... 1681 01:06:25,732 --> 01:06:27,775 Oh. Ralph. Ralph! Hey, there. 1682 01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:28,943 Oh, hey, Spamiey. 1683 01:06:29,027 --> 01:06:30,195 What's the good word, brother? 1684 01:06:30,361 --> 01:06:32,614 Well, the good word is I just paid for the steering wheel... 1685 01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:34,240 and we are going home. 1686 01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:35,325 Congratulations. 1687 01:06:35,408 --> 01:06:36,534 Thanks. 1688 01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:38,453 Hey, have you seen Vanellope anywhere? 1689 01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:40,747 Oh, uh, your little chum? Uh, no, no, I haven't. 1690 01:06:40,914 --> 01:06:42,457 Hope she's not lost. 1691 01:06:42,957 --> 01:06:45,084 Let me try to reach her on this doohickey. 1692 01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:49,214 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 1693 01:06:52,967 --> 01:06:54,886 (INAUDIBLE) 1694 01:06:55,386 --> 01:06:57,180 See over there? Over that mountain? 1695 01:06:57,263 --> 01:06:59,349 - VANELLOPE: Yeah. - That's the Sequoia Speedway. 1696 01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:00,975 It's gonna be unlocked next month. 1697 01:07:01,142 --> 01:07:02,977 Hey, what are you doing in that awful game with her? 1698 01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:04,521 I think the track will end... 1699 01:07:04,687 --> 01:07:06,940 right over there. Yo, it's gonna be so tight. 1700 01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:09,025 - VANELLOPE: Oh, I love it. -(INAUDIBLE) 1701 01:07:09,317 --> 01:07:10,735 Hey, can I tell you something 1702 01:07:10,818 --> 01:07:12,904 that I don't think I could ever tell Ralph? 1703 01:07:13,071 --> 01:07:14,113 SHANK: Of course. 1704 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,657 VANELLOPE: I know it sounds crazy... 1705 01:07:15,823 --> 01:07:19,536 but the second I walked into this game, it felt... 1706 01:07:20,411 --> 01:07:22,247 Well, it felt like home. 1707 01:07:22,413 --> 01:07:24,791 I mean, more than Sugar Rush ever did. 1708 01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:26,793 Oh, yeah? How so? 1709 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,628 "Cause it's like my dream. 1710 01:07:28,795 --> 01:07:30,838 It's full of weirdos... 1711 01:07:31,005 --> 01:07:34,008 and the racing IS super dangerous... 1712 01:07:34,175 --> 01:07:36,928 and you never know what's gonna happen next. 1713 01:07:37,595 --> 01:07:38,596 I mean, back home, 1714 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,974 I know exactly what's gonna happen next... 1715 01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:44,352 because Ralph's dream is to do the same thing every day. 1716 01:07:46,521 --> 01:07:47,647 Hmm. 1717 01:07:49,691 --> 01:07:53,027 Here's something I wish I'd learned years ago. 1718 01:07:53,194 --> 01:07:54,779 There is no law 1719 01:07:54,862 --> 01:07:58,324 saying best friends have to have the same dreams. 1720 01:07:58,491 --> 01:07:59,492 You know? 1721 01:07:59,951 --> 01:08:00,994 Whoa. 1722 01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:02,412 Yeah. 1723 01:08:02,745 --> 01:08:05,957 You are a very wise person, Shank. 1724 01:08:06,124 --> 01:08:08,334 And a good friend, too. 1725 01:08:08,501 --> 01:08:09,502 Thank you. 1726 01:08:09,669 --> 01:08:12,171 Around here, peeps like to say, "Shank you." 1727 01:08:12,255 --> 01:08:13,339 (CHUCKLES) 1728 01:08:13,756 --> 01:08:15,592 You know, after you go home 1729 01:08:15,675 --> 01:08:17,427 and your life gets back to normal... 1730 01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:19,178 you are always welcome here. 1731 01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:22,390 But that's the thing, I want this to be my normal. 1732 01:08:22,557 --> 01:08:24,642 I want this to be my life. 1733 01:08:25,476 --> 01:08:27,020 I can't go home now. 1734 01:08:28,855 --> 01:08:30,315 I just can't. 1735 01:08:33,318 --> 01:08:34,444 (BEEPS) 1736 01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:39,449 Wow. 1737 01:08:40,283 --> 01:08:41,284 You know, where I come from, 1738 01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:43,703 that's called a kick in the face. 1739 01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:45,288 I can't believe it. 1740 01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:48,166 A straight-up donkey kick to the teeth. 1741 01:08:48,583 --> 01:08:50,793 She's supposed to be my best friend. 1742 01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:53,046 No, this can't be right. 1743 01:08:54,172 --> 01:08:55,840 No, she's been brainwashed. 1744 01:08:56,007 --> 01:08:57,133 That's what this is. 1745 01:08:57,258 --> 01:08:58,259 Because the Vanellope I know 1746 01:08:58,343 --> 01:08:59,802 would never abandon me like that. 1747 01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,554 I got to get her out of there now. 1748 01:09:01,721 --> 01:09:03,848 Hey, easy now, tiger. 1749 01:09:04,182 --> 01:09:05,224 I admire the impulse... 1750 01:09:05,308 --> 01:09:07,310 but you charge in there like some white knight... 1751 01:09:07,477 --> 01:09:09,020 she's liable to hold it against you. 1752 01:09:09,187 --> 01:09:11,314 So what? I'm supposed to just let her stay in a game 1753 01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:12,565 that's obviously bad for her? 1754 01:09:12,732 --> 01:09:13,775 Of course not. 1755 01:09:13,941 --> 01:09:15,526 Then how do I make her leave? 1756 01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:18,613 She thinks it's so cool and exciting in there. 1757 01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:21,949 Unless you know how I can make the game boring or... 1758 01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:26,037 Wait. You know about viruses and stuff, right, Spamley? 1759 01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:28,331 - Who's asking? - Whoa. 1760 01:09:28,414 --> 01:09:29,874 Back home, me and the kid 1761 01:09:29,957 --> 01:09:32,210 used to goof off in this game called Tron. 1762 01:09:32,377 --> 01:09:34,754 But then it got a virus that made the motorbikes go slow... 1763 01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:36,964 and then Vanellope stopped wanting to hang out in there. 1764 01:09:37,131 --> 01:09:38,508 So, is there a way 1765 01:09:38,591 --> 01:09:40,802 to do something like that to Slaughter Race? 1766 01:09:40,968 --> 01:09:42,220 Oh, there's ways. 1767 01:09:43,262 --> 01:09:44,430 Follow me. 1768 01:09:49,227 --> 01:09:50,645 I got mothers' maiden names... 1769 01:09:50,812 --> 01:09:52,980 social security numbers, PIN numbers... 1770 01:09:53,147 --> 01:09:54,315 SPAMLEY: Now, this area down here 1771 01:09:54,399 --> 01:09:55,775 is what's called the Darknet. 1772 01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:57,860 A lot of shady characters hang out down here... 1773 01:09:58,027 --> 01:10:00,113 so try to keep a low profile. Gord! 1774 01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:01,614 -(YELPS) - Oh, there you are. 1775 01:10:01,781 --> 01:10:04,158 Now Gord here, he's dabbled in virus-making. 1776 01:10:04,325 --> 01:10:06,160 But his cousin, this guy we're gonna go see... 1777 01:10:06,327 --> 01:10:09,497 Double Dan, this dude is a virus-making machine. 1778 01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:11,541 Oh, oh, here we go. 1779 01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:13,376 Are you sure this is safe? 1780 01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:15,211 (CHUCKLES) Is it safe? Of course it is. 1781 01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:18,256 Just whatever you do, do not look at his little brother. 1782 01:10:18,339 --> 01:10:20,258 Oh, he has a little brother? 1783 01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:25,388 Double Dan! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1784 01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:26,889 Long time no see. 1785 01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:28,182 Who are you? 1786 01:10:28,349 --> 01:10:29,350 (STAMMERS) JP Spamley. 1787 01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:31,602 Uh, we met one time over at Friendster... 1788 01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:34,897 which tells you it had to be a long time ago. 1789 01:10:35,398 --> 01:10:36,983 - Oye. What are you looking at? - Nothing. 1790 01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:38,067 Are you looking at my brother? 1791 01:10:38,151 --> 01:10:39,152 - No, sir. - Don't you look 1792 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:40,236 at my little brother. 1793 01:10:40,319 --> 01:10:42,447 - Oh, no, I wasn't. - He's very self-conscious! 1794 01:10:42,530 --> 01:10:43,614 (GROANS) 1795 01:10:43,698 --> 01:10:45,199 -(GROWLS) -(GASPS) 1796 01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:46,659 You? 1797 01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:48,411 What are you doing here? 1798 01:10:48,494 --> 01:10:49,662 Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 1799 01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:51,831 The reason I came to your neck of the face... 1800 01:10:51,998 --> 01:10:54,625 I mean, there's a face in your neck. I mean, woods. 1801 01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:57,170 Neck of the woods. The reason I'm here is 'cause ll... 1802 01:10:57,336 --> 01:10:59,422 Well, I heard a little tumor, rumor... 1803 01:10:59,589 --> 01:11:01,132 I heard a rumor that you could, well, 1804 01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:03,259 give me a harmless virus kind of thing... 1805 01:11:03,426 --> 01:11:04,510 that might be able to 1806 01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:06,429 slow down the Slaughter Race game? 1807 01:11:06,596 --> 01:11:07,805 Oh, yeah. 1808 01:11:08,347 --> 01:11:11,100 My cousin Gordon told me that you wanted to crash it. 1809 01:11:11,184 --> 01:11:12,185 Crash it? No! 1810 01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:13,978 No, no, no. 1811 01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:15,646 (STAMMERS) I don't want anyone getting hurt. 1812 01:11:15,730 --> 01:11:16,773 DOUBLE DAN: Hmm. 1813 01:11:16,856 --> 01:11:18,775 If there's a way to just, uh... 1814 01:11:18,941 --> 01:11:19,984 I don't know... 1815 01:11:20,067 --> 01:11:22,069 just make the cars go slow or something... 1816 01:11:22,236 --> 01:11:24,489 so the game is boring... 1817 01:11:24,655 --> 01:11:26,407 and my friend comes back home to me. 1818 01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:30,620 Allow me to introduce you to Arthur. 1819 01:11:30,703 --> 01:11:32,163 -(GROWLING) -(BOTH YELPING) 1820 01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:33,998 Easy there, boy. (LAUGHS) 1821 01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:35,750 He's keen. 1822 01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:39,587 Arthur's what I call an insecurity virus. 1823 01:11:39,754 --> 01:11:42,715 Means he looks for little flaws and weaknesses 1824 01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:44,717 that make a program insecure. 1825 01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:49,931 You release him into that Slaughter Race game, 1826 01:11:50,014 --> 01:11:52,558 Arthur will find some defect in the code. 1827 01:11:52,725 --> 01:11:54,227 Then he'll copy that defect 1828 01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:56,687 and spread it all over the game... 1829 01:11:56,854 --> 01:12:00,525 until everything becomes, quote, unquote, "boring"... 1830 01:12:00,691 --> 01:12:02,944 just like you wanted. 1831 01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:04,111 Okay. 1832 01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:06,030 Just to be super clear here... 1833 01:12:06,197 --> 01:12:07,490 no one gets hurt, right? 1834 01:12:07,657 --> 01:12:08,699 Are you stupid? 1835 01:12:08,783 --> 01:12:09,784 Well, uh... 1836 01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:11,994 Because the only way anyone gets hurt... 1837 01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:13,496 is if you are stupid. 1838 01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:14,789 All you have to do... 1839 01:12:14,956 --> 01:12:18,334 is make sure the virus stays in Slaughter Race. 1840 01:12:18,501 --> 01:12:20,336 Right. Don't be stupid. 1841 01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:21,963 Make sure it doesn't get out of Slaughter Race. 1842 01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:23,047 Goiter it. Gah! 1843 01:12:23,130 --> 01:12:24,131 - Got it! Got it. - Get out! 1844 01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:25,466 Thank you, you're a cyst face. 1845 01:12:25,633 --> 01:12:26,843 - Out! - I mean, assistance. 1846 01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:28,719 Thank you for your cyst face... Assistance. 1847 01:12:28,886 --> 01:12:30,263 - Get out! - RALPH: Goodbye! 1848 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:31,556 Ugh. 1849 01:12:32,014 --> 01:12:34,141 (PYRO PANTING) 1850 01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:36,727 Ah! Fiddlesticks! Well, that's game. 1851 01:12:36,894 --> 01:12:38,062 Ah, beginner's luck. 1852 01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:39,814 Come on, kid. I know a hustle 1853 01:12:39,897 --> 01:12:40,898 -when I see one. -(CHUCKLES) 1854 01:12:40,982 --> 01:12:42,024 (HORN BLARES) 1855 01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:43,734 - Player's on the way. - Thanks, Bob. 1856 01:12:43,901 --> 01:12:45,319 - Let's roll! - PYRO: Game faces on, guys. 1857 01:12:45,486 --> 01:12:47,697 Show time. You ready for your first race? 1858 01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:49,824 Um, yeah. I think so. 1859 01:12:49,991 --> 01:12:52,451 Hey, don't be nervous. You're gonna be great. 1860 01:12:52,618 --> 01:12:54,704 Yeah, no, I know. I'll be fine. 1861 01:12:54,787 --> 01:12:57,290 Mmm. You didn't tell Ralph yet, did you? 1862 01:12:58,249 --> 01:12:59,917 Not exactly. 1863 01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:02,545 Come on, V. He's your best friend. 1864 01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:03,713 You got to let him know 1865 01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:05,381 you're planning on staying here for a while. 1866 01:13:05,548 --> 01:13:08,384 I know. But he's gonna get really upset. 1867 01:13:08,551 --> 01:13:10,386 Yeah, he might, but you guys... 1868 01:13:10,553 --> 01:13:13,180 you'll talk, you'll work it out, you'll figure it out. 1869 01:13:13,347 --> 01:13:14,974 Yeah, but what if we don't? 1870 01:13:15,141 --> 01:13:17,602 What if his feelings get hurt so bad... 1871 01:13:17,768 --> 01:13:19,854 he won't wanna be my friend anymore? 1872 01:13:20,021 --> 01:13:23,107 Look. All friendships change... 1873 01:13:23,274 --> 01:13:24,442 but the good ones... 1874 01:13:24,901 --> 01:13:26,360 they get stronger because of it. 1875 01:13:26,444 --> 01:13:27,528 (HORN BLARES) 1876 01:13:27,695 --> 01:13:29,447 Uh, Shank, I hate to bother you... 1877 01:13:29,614 --> 01:13:31,782 but the player is waiting. 1878 01:13:31,949 --> 01:13:33,826 I'm not gonna tell you what to do, kid. 1879 01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:35,286 It's your call. 1880 01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:36,954 Yeah, okay. 1881 01:13:37,872 --> 01:13:38,873 (SIGHS) Al right. 1882 01:13:38,956 --> 01:13:40,124 Let's race. 1883 01:13:43,669 --> 01:13:44,712 (SIGHS) 1884 01:13:46,339 --> 01:13:48,132 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1885 01:13:54,388 --> 01:13:56,641 ARTHUR: Scanning for insecurities. 1886 01:13:58,809 --> 01:14:00,686 Scanning for insecurities. 1887 01:14:02,855 --> 01:14:04,857 ANNOUNCER: "Precious Car-go." 1888 01:14:05,024 --> 01:14:07,026 Deliver the car to Bert's Chop Shop... 1889 01:14:07,193 --> 01:14:09,904 but watch out for Shank and her crew. 1890 01:14:10,154 --> 01:14:12,573 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1891 01:14:23,751 --> 01:14:25,503 (PLAYER SCREAMS) 1892 01:14:25,586 --> 01:14:27,463 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1893 01:14:27,922 --> 01:14:29,632 Power drift into a drift jump! 1894 01:14:29,799 --> 01:14:31,926 I saw it! You're amazing! 1895 01:14:32,009 --> 01:14:33,010 Thank you. 1896 01:14:42,103 --> 01:14:45,147 ARTHUR: Scanning for insecurities. 1897 01:14:49,235 --> 01:14:51,904 Looks like we're not finished. Come on, V. 1898 01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:55,324 Ralph? 1899 01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:56,951 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 1900 01:15:00,663 --> 01:15:01,706 Huh. 1901 01:15:01,789 --> 01:15:04,125 Okay. Relax. Relax! 1902 01:15:04,291 --> 01:15:05,418 I'll just call him after the race. 1903 01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:06,502 It'll be okay. 1904 01:15:07,128 --> 01:15:08,504 (GLITCHES) Ralph will be fine. 1905 01:15:09,964 --> 01:15:11,340 ARTHUR: Insecurity detected. 1906 01:15:13,092 --> 01:15:14,510 Copying insecurity. 1907 01:15:18,097 --> 01:15:20,307 Distributing insecurity. 1908 01:15:20,474 --> 01:15:22,476 Distributing insecurity. 1909 01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:26,022 Distributing insecurity. Distributing... 1910 01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:29,025 (GASPING) What is happening? 1911 01:15:34,739 --> 01:15:36,073 RALPH: What's going on, Spamley? 1912 01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:37,908 The whole place IS going crazy. 1913 01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:40,161 I thought that virus was just supposed to slow down her car. 1914 01:15:40,327 --> 01:15:41,328 It was. 1915 01:15:41,412 --> 01:15:43,289 It must've found something real unstable in there. 1916 01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:46,542 It's her glitch. 1917 01:15:47,001 --> 01:15:48,419 ANNOUNCER: Game reboot begins 1918 01:15:48,502 --> 01:15:49,754 in 60 seconds. 1919 01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:51,964 Whoa, hey! Hey, Ralph, you can't go in there. 1920 01:15:52,131 --> 01:15:53,215 They're gonna reboot the game... 1921 01:15:53,299 --> 01:15:54,383 and anything that doesn't belong in there 1922 01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:55,468 will be deleted. 1923 01:15:55,551 --> 01:15:57,053 Yeah, and if I don't get her outta there, 1924 01:15:57,136 --> 01:15:58,679 Vanellope's gonna die! 1925 01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:03,225 Come on, kid. The game's crashing. Let's go. 1926 01:16:03,392 --> 01:16:04,602 I think it's my glitch. 1927 01:16:04,769 --> 01:16:07,688 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to destroy your game. 1928 01:16:07,855 --> 01:16:10,733 We'll be fine, but your code isn't part of this game. 1929 01:16:10,941 --> 01:16:13,944 We got to get you out of here now. Follow me to the exit. 1930 01:16:19,533 --> 01:16:20,826 (GASPS) 1931 01:16:22,661 --> 01:16:24,497 Oh, no, no! 1932 01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:25,581 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1933 01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:32,129 RALPH: Kid! 1934 01:16:32,213 --> 01:16:33,589 Kid, where are you? 1935 01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:36,383 SHANK: The server is rebooting, Ralph. 1936 01:16:36,550 --> 01:16:38,469 Both of you have to get out of here now. 1937 01:16:38,636 --> 01:16:39,887 Kid, I got you. I got you. 1938 01:16:41,722 --> 01:16:42,973 -(ALARM BLARING) - ANNOUNCER: Game reboot... 1939 01:16:43,140 --> 01:16:46,727 in five, four, three... 1940 01:16:46,894 --> 01:16:48,729 -two, one. -(BANGING) 1941 01:16:48,813 --> 01:16:50,564 (RALPH GRUNTS, PANTING) 1942 01:16:50,981 --> 01:16:52,983 ANNOUNCER: Reboot in progress. 1943 01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:58,322 Come on, Vanellope. Wake up. 1944 01:16:58,489 --> 01:17:00,574 Come on. Don't leave me, kid. 1945 01:17:00,658 --> 01:17:02,076 (RASPY BREATHING) 1946 01:17:03,327 --> 01:17:04,453 Ralph? 1947 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:07,414 Oh. There you are. You okay, kid? 1948 01:17:08,165 --> 01:17:11,460 Ralph, I messed up so bad. 1949 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,754 No. No, you didn't, it's okay. 1950 01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:16,799 This is all because of me and my glitch. 1951 01:17:17,216 --> 01:17:18,926 I should've just stayed with you... 1952 01:17:19,093 --> 01:17:21,804 instead of following some stupid dream. 1953 01:17:22,138 --> 01:17:23,472 (SOBBING) 1954 01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:25,766 I've ruined everything. 1955 01:17:26,183 --> 01:17:27,977 No, kid, no. 1956 01:17:29,728 --> 01:17:33,482 Ah, look. I didn't mean for it to happen like this. 1957 01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:36,652 It was not supposed to be this bad. 1958 01:17:37,153 --> 01:17:38,279 (SNIFFLES) 1959 01:17:39,363 --> 01:17:41,991 You didn't mean for what to happen? 1960 01:17:42,324 --> 01:17:45,995 I mighta, kinda sorta put a... 1961 01:17:47,288 --> 01:17:50,207 harmless little virus in the game. 1962 01:17:50,374 --> 01:17:52,418 A virus? 1963 01:17:52,585 --> 01:17:54,795 You did this? 1964 01:17:54,962 --> 01:17:57,006 I wouldn't have done anything 1965 01:17:57,089 --> 01:17:58,299 if I hadn't heard you tell Shank... 1966 01:17:58,465 --> 01:18:00,384 that you wanted to live in Slaughter Race forever. 1967 01:18:00,467 --> 01:18:01,594 (GASPS) 1968 01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:03,804 So you were spying on me? 1969 01:18:03,971 --> 01:18:05,973 Hey. You're not exactly innocent here. 1970 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:08,642 You were gonna ditch everybody and abandon Sugar Rush. 1971 01:18:08,809 --> 01:18:12,188 Oh, please. I'm one of 16 racers. They'd never miss me. 1972 01:18:12,354 --> 01:18:13,522 What about me? 1973 01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:16,066 Why would I ever spend another second with you... 1974 01:18:16,233 --> 01:18:17,401 after what you did? 1975 01:18:18,194 --> 01:18:19,195 (RALPH GASPS) 1976 01:18:19,278 --> 01:18:20,738 No! 1977 01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:25,951 No. 1978 01:18:26,619 --> 01:18:28,162 Vanellope, where are you going? 1979 01:18:28,329 --> 01:18:29,580 Wherever you're not. 1980 01:18:29,747 --> 01:18:30,789 Wait a minute. I can explain. 1981 01:18:30,873 --> 01:18:32,791 No! You will not follow me. 1982 01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:33,959 Vanellope, please... 1983 01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:36,921 A friend would never do what you did. Never! 1984 01:18:37,087 --> 01:18:39,340 So you leave me alone! 1985 01:18:39,506 --> 01:18:42,009 Vanellope, no, no, no! Please! 1986 01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:44,011 Please! What did I do? 1987 01:18:44,762 --> 01:18:46,138 ARTHUR: Scanning for insecurities. 1988 01:18:46,305 --> 01:18:48,140 Vanellope, come on, don't leave me! 1989 01:18:48,974 --> 01:18:50,517 ARTHUR: Insecurity detected. 1990 01:18:53,854 --> 01:18:55,648 -(BEEPING) - Copying insecurity. 1991 01:18:58,776 --> 01:19:00,861 Oh, no, no, no. 1992 01:19:01,278 --> 01:19:03,197 ARTHUR: Distributing insecurity. 1993 01:19:10,329 --> 01:19:13,165 (PANTING) 1994 01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:14,250 Come on. 1995 01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:16,252 (GRUNTING) 1996 01:19:16,835 --> 01:19:17,836 Where is it? 1997 01:19:18,712 --> 01:19:19,964 (GRUNTS, PANTING) 1998 01:19:20,464 --> 01:19:21,674 Ooh! 1999 01:19:22,675 --> 01:19:24,468 (PANTING) 2000 01:19:26,512 --> 01:19:27,596 Oh, no. 2001 01:19:36,146 --> 01:19:37,856 (GROANS) 2002 01:19:38,899 --> 01:19:40,150 (SIGHS) 2003 01:19:40,526 --> 01:19:42,695 (PANTING) 2004 01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:45,364 You are such an idiot. 2005 01:19:45,948 --> 01:19:47,950 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 2006 01:19:48,325 --> 01:19:50,202 -(GROWLING) -(GASPS) 2007 01:19:51,036 --> 01:19:53,038 (SNIFFLING) 2008 01:19:54,164 --> 01:19:55,249 (SHRIEKS) 2009 01:19:55,332 --> 01:19:56,834 (GROWLING) 2010 01:19:56,917 --> 01:20:01,422 What is your problem, Ralph? I told you, don't follow me. 2011 01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:03,382 Friend? 2012 01:20:03,841 --> 01:20:05,759 Cut that out. You're scaring me. 2013 01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:07,428 - Friend! - Huh? Whoa! 2014 01:20:08,053 --> 01:20:10,180 - What the...? - Friend? 2015 01:20:11,432 --> 01:20:13,142 -(GRUNTING) -(YELPS) 2016 01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:15,602 RALPH CLONES: Friend! 2017 01:20:17,563 --> 01:20:19,189 (RALPH CLONES SHOUTING) 2018 01:20:22,109 --> 01:20:24,403 Sweet mother of Ralph! 2019 01:20:24,486 --> 01:20:25,571 NEWS ANCHOR: In breaking news, 2020 01:20:25,654 --> 01:20:26,822 the Internet is under assault... 2021 01:20:26,905 --> 01:20:29,158 as a massive denial-of-service attack... 2022 01:20:29,241 --> 01:20:30,242 crashes servers across the web. 2023 01:20:30,326 --> 01:20:31,327 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2024 01:20:31,410 --> 01:20:32,578 The Wreck-It Ralph virus 2025 01:20:32,661 --> 01:20:35,122 is fast-moving and destructive. 2026 01:20:36,165 --> 01:20:38,542 Friend? Huh? (GROWLS) 2027 01:20:39,418 --> 01:20:40,544 (GASPS) 2028 01:20:41,211 --> 01:20:42,588 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2029 01:20:42,796 --> 01:20:43,922 Friend? 2030 01:20:44,590 --> 01:20:47,092 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2031 01:20:49,428 --> 01:20:50,429 Huh? 2032 01:20:50,596 --> 01:20:52,639 Experts are still trying to understand who or what 2033 01:20:52,723 --> 01:20:54,600 the virus's intended target may be. 2034 01:20:57,519 --> 01:20:59,063 Friend. 2035 01:20:59,813 --> 01:21:01,565 RALPH CLONES: Friend. 2036 01:21:01,648 --> 01:21:03,484 (SHOUTING) 2037 01:21:03,567 --> 01:21:04,860 Friend! 2038 01:21:05,027 --> 01:21:06,570 RALPH CLONES: Friend! 2039 01:21:07,446 --> 01:21:08,739 (SHUDDERING) 2040 01:21:08,822 --> 01:21:10,282 I found 130 results for 2041 01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:12,785 "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?" 2042 01:21:14,078 --> 01:21:15,245 You're welcome. 2043 01:21:15,412 --> 01:21:17,122 - VANELLOPE: Mr. KnowsMore! - Hmm. 2044 01:21:17,623 --> 01:21:18,665 Oh, delightful! 2045 01:21:18,832 --> 01:21:20,209 You're that courteous little cherub 2046 01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:21,794 who says "please" and "thank you." 2047 01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,420 What can KnowsMore help you find today? 2048 01:21:23,504 --> 01:21:24,505 There's a whole... 2049 01:21:24,588 --> 01:21:25,839 Whole Foods, a hole in the ozone... 2050 01:21:26,006 --> 01:21:27,925 A Whole Lotta Love by British rockers Led Zeppelin? 2051 01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:31,220 No! No! There's a whole bunch of Ralphs chasing me. 2052 01:21:31,387 --> 01:21:33,180 RALPH CLONES: Friend... 2053 01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:35,766 This would probably be an appropriate time 2054 01:21:35,849 --> 01:21:37,142 for me to shutter my site. 2055 01:21:38,018 --> 01:21:39,353 (STRAINING) 2056 01:21:39,436 --> 01:21:40,646 (EXCLAIMING) 2057 01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:42,689 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2058 01:21:45,067 --> 01:21:46,151 -(PANTING) - How long you think 2059 01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:47,361 before they get in here? 2060 01:21:47,444 --> 01:21:49,947 -(BANGING ON SHUTTER) -(GASPS) Precisely one second. 2061 01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:51,698 (GASPING) 2062 01:21:51,782 --> 01:21:53,283 - Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! -(VANELLOPE GRUNTING) 2063 01:21:53,367 --> 01:21:54,368 Hey, hey, hey! 2064 01:21:54,535 --> 01:21:55,661 It's me! It's the real me! 2065 01:21:55,828 --> 01:21:57,621 Ow! (EXCLAIMING) 2066 01:21:58,205 --> 01:22:00,249 - Ralph? - My apologies. 2067 01:22:00,749 --> 01:22:01,792 I followed those things here. 2068 01:22:01,875 --> 01:22:03,168 I think they're looking for you, kid. 2069 01:22:04,128 --> 01:22:07,047 Yeah, you think? What did you do? 2070 01:22:07,214 --> 01:22:10,175 I'm so sorry. I don't know how this happened. 2071 01:22:10,342 --> 01:22:11,468 Well, I think it's fairly obvious. 2072 01:22:11,635 --> 01:22:13,929 It happened because an insecurity virus cloned... 2073 01:22:14,096 --> 01:22:16,640 all of your needy, clingy, self-destructive behavior. 2074 01:22:16,807 --> 01:22:18,434 The very behavior which left unchecked 2075 01:22:18,517 --> 01:22:19,685 can destroy friendships... 2076 01:22:19,852 --> 01:22:23,439 and in this particular case, the entire Internet! (GASPS) 2077 01:22:23,522 --> 01:22:25,149 (VANELLOPE AND KNOWSMORE EXCLAIM) 2078 01:22:25,232 --> 01:22:26,942 KnowsMore! You have all the answers. 2079 01:22:27,109 --> 01:22:28,444 Official query... 2080 01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:30,571 what do I do if clones of me 2081 01:22:30,654 --> 01:22:32,948 are trying to capture my friend? Search. 2082 01:22:33,031 --> 01:22:34,450 (SHUDDERING) 2083 01:22:34,533 --> 01:22:36,660 I find two results for your query. 2084 01:22:36,743 --> 01:22:38,704 Either you put all the clones in therapy. 2085 01:22:38,871 --> 01:22:40,706 Not very realistic. 2086 01:22:40,873 --> 01:22:42,749 Or, the anti-virus district is surrounded 2087 01:22:42,833 --> 01:22:44,710 by a gate made from security software. 2088 01:22:44,877 --> 01:22:45,878 If Vanellope could somehow 2089 01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:47,004 lead all of the clones through the gate... 2090 01:22:47,171 --> 01:22:49,006 they would be deleted all at once. 2091 01:22:49,173 --> 01:22:52,384 Sort of a co-dependent pied piper situation. 2092 01:22:52,551 --> 01:22:54,928 Wait. We know a pied piper. 2093 01:22:55,095 --> 01:22:56,555 - We do? - Yesss. 2094 01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:57,931 - Who? - Yesss! 2095 01:22:58,098 --> 01:22:59,183 Yeah, but who is it? 2096 01:23:01,185 --> 01:23:03,020 Oh, you mean Yesss! 2097 01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:09,234 Thanks for your help, KnowsMore. 2098 01:23:09,401 --> 01:23:11,278 It's a bit of an empty gesture at this point, 2099 01:23:11,361 --> 01:23:12,529 wouldn't you say? 2100 01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:14,865 (SIGHS) Guess I forgot to tell Ralph 2101 01:23:14,948 --> 01:23:16,325 that when you break the Internet... 2102 01:23:16,492 --> 01:23:19,119 you don't literally have to break the Internet. 2103 01:23:19,286 --> 01:23:20,579 I can't believe he did this. 2104 01:23:20,746 --> 01:23:23,081 Yeah, well, I mean, dude obviously made 2105 01:23:23,165 --> 01:23:25,125 some real questionable choices here. 2106 01:23:25,292 --> 01:23:27,753 But he also made a bee pun to save his best friend's game... 2107 01:23:29,421 --> 01:23:33,425 so what can I say, kid, life's complicated. 2108 01:23:34,301 --> 01:23:36,470 You ready to pied the piper? 2109 01:23:37,513 --> 01:23:38,931 (RALPH CLONE GRUNTING) 2110 01:23:39,306 --> 01:23:41,517 VANELLOPE: Yoo-hoo! Up here! 2111 01:23:42,935 --> 01:23:45,896 It's me, your bestest friend in the whole wide world... 2112 01:23:46,063 --> 01:23:47,439 who you can't live without! 2113 01:23:48,232 --> 01:23:50,192 RALPH CLONES: Friend! 2114 01:23:52,277 --> 01:23:55,614 Wow, from up here I can see how I do come across as... 2115 01:23:55,781 --> 01:23:57,282 needy, and clingy, 2116 01:23:57,366 --> 01:24:00,118 and self-destructive like KnowsMore said. 2117 01:24:01,119 --> 01:24:02,454 Listen, kid... 2118 01:24:02,621 --> 01:24:03,622 I don't blame you 2119 01:24:03,705 --> 01:24:05,415 for not wanting to be my friend anymore. 2120 01:24:05,582 --> 01:24:07,584 I never said I didn't want to be your friend. 2121 01:24:07,751 --> 01:24:11,463 I said you were acting like a bad friend. Which you were. 2122 01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:13,006 I know I was, but ll... 2123 01:24:13,173 --> 01:24:14,216 YESSS: Hey, my babies! 2124 01:24:14,383 --> 01:24:17,469 That's the anti-virus district straight ahead. Whoo! 2125 01:24:17,636 --> 01:24:19,304 All right, to be continued, okay? 2126 01:24:21,932 --> 01:24:24,476 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2127 01:24:26,979 --> 01:24:28,897 Whoo-hoo! We're gonna make it! 2128 01:24:28,981 --> 01:24:30,774 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2129 01:24:39,533 --> 01:24:41,076 (ALL SCREAMING) 2130 01:24:44,997 --> 01:24:45,998 RALPH: You guys okay? 2131 01:24:46,248 --> 01:24:47,416 - I'm fine! -(YESSS SIGHS) 2132 01:24:47,499 --> 01:24:50,335 Yeah, all good. Look, we can still do this. 2133 01:24:50,502 --> 01:24:52,921 Come on, big man. Help me turn this thing over. 2134 01:24:53,005 --> 01:24:54,047 (YESSS GRUNTING) 2135 01:24:54,131 --> 01:24:56,383 Uh... (GASPS) 2136 01:24:56,466 --> 01:24:58,385 Uh, guys? 2137 01:24:58,468 --> 01:25:00,178 -(RALPH GRUNTS) -(GASPS) 2138 01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:02,306 (GASPS) 2139 01:25:02,389 --> 01:25:05,475 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2140 01:25:09,021 --> 01:25:12,107 RALPHZILLA: Friend? 2141 01:25:12,274 --> 01:25:14,318 That is unsettling. 2142 01:25:14,735 --> 01:25:17,154 (RALPHZILLA GRUNTING) 2143 01:25:18,363 --> 01:25:19,865 - Friend. -(GASPS) 2144 01:25:20,574 --> 01:25:21,992 Get Vanellope out of here now. 2145 01:25:22,159 --> 01:25:23,160 What about you, Ralph? 2146 01:25:23,243 --> 01:25:25,412 Just go. I got a date with the man in the mirror. 2147 01:25:26,455 --> 01:25:27,789 Hey, you! 2148 01:25:28,749 --> 01:25:29,958 (GRUNTING) 2149 01:25:30,667 --> 01:25:32,961 You keep away from her! 2150 01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:35,047 I'm gonna wreck it! 2151 01:25:35,589 --> 01:25:37,758 -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) -(RALPHZILLA GROANING) 2152 01:25:38,008 --> 01:25:40,844 - She's not your friend! -(RALPHZILLA GROANING) 2153 01:25:41,595 --> 01:25:43,388 She's my friend! 2154 01:25:44,514 --> 01:25:45,724 Here it is, this way. 2155 01:25:45,891 --> 01:25:47,934 Come on, kid. We got to move. 2156 01:25:51,021 --> 01:25:52,522 (RALPH GRUNTING) 2157 01:25:55,317 --> 01:25:56,777 (RALPHZILLA GROWLING) 2158 01:26:00,322 --> 01:26:01,865 Eeeee-oh-boy! 2159 01:26:02,616 --> 01:26:05,369 (ALL SCREAMING) 2160 01:26:06,286 --> 01:26:08,121 (GASPING) 2161 01:26:11,208 --> 01:26:12,751 (GRUNTING) 2162 01:26:13,585 --> 01:26:16,296 (RALPHZILLA GROANING) 2163 01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:18,840 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 2164 01:26:18,924 --> 01:26:20,217 (GASPS) No! 2165 01:26:21,051 --> 01:26:22,636 Whoa! (YELPS) 2166 01:26:22,719 --> 01:26:25,889 - Vanellope! -(SCREAMING) 2167 01:26:27,182 --> 01:26:28,892 (VANELLOPE GRUNTS, EXCLAIMS) 2168 01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:32,813 VANELLOPE: Hey! Let go of me! 2169 01:26:33,271 --> 01:26:34,481 (RALPH GRUNTING) 2170 01:26:35,482 --> 01:26:37,150 - Kid! - Ralph! 2171 01:26:39,403 --> 01:26:40,654 (GRUNTING) 2172 01:26:41,780 --> 01:26:42,864 Hey! 2173 01:26:43,323 --> 01:26:45,701 Hey, get back here! 2174 01:26:45,951 --> 01:26:47,160 RALPHZILLA: Huh? 2175 01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:50,080 You put her down! 2176 01:26:50,163 --> 01:26:51,623 Whoa! 2177 01:26:51,998 --> 01:26:54,918 (EXCLAIMS, GRUNTING) 2178 01:27:04,010 --> 01:27:05,095 (HORN BLARING) 2179 01:27:05,470 --> 01:27:06,930 (GRUNTING, YELLS) 2180 01:27:10,976 --> 01:27:13,061 (GRUNTING) 2181 01:27:14,104 --> 01:27:15,647 Vanellope! 2182 01:27:20,527 --> 01:27:22,779 (PANTING) 2183 01:27:31,705 --> 01:27:35,375 You know, you're acting like a real bad guy here! 2184 01:27:35,834 --> 01:27:38,170 RALPHZILLA: No! 2185 01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:39,421 Well, you are! 2186 01:27:39,588 --> 01:27:41,715 And I will never be your friend! 2187 01:27:42,466 --> 01:27:44,885 -(ROARING) -(SHRIEKING) 2188 01:27:45,927 --> 01:27:47,429 RALPH: Hey, doofus! 2189 01:27:48,138 --> 01:27:49,139 Ralph! 2190 01:27:56,688 --> 01:27:59,316 Catch me if you can, you big dummy! 2191 01:28:00,567 --> 01:28:01,860 (RALPH GRUNTS) 2192 01:28:05,614 --> 01:28:07,115 I got you, little sister. 2193 01:28:07,199 --> 01:28:08,617 (VANELLOPE EXCLAIMS) 2194 01:28:10,702 --> 01:28:12,204 (GRUNTS) Now go! Get out of here! 2195 01:28:12,370 --> 01:28:14,080 - Ralph! - Go! 2196 01:28:14,247 --> 01:28:17,042 No! (STUTTERS) Don't hurt him! 2197 01:28:17,709 --> 01:28:18,794 Please, no! 2198 01:28:20,420 --> 01:28:22,881 (GROANING) 2199 01:28:23,381 --> 01:28:25,967 Stop it! You're squishing him! 2200 01:28:26,051 --> 01:28:27,511 (GROANING) 2201 01:28:27,594 --> 01:28:29,721 You're gonna kill my best friend! 2202 01:28:29,805 --> 01:28:31,264 (GROANING) 2203 01:28:31,348 --> 01:28:32,849 (RALPH WHIMPERING) 2204 01:28:34,017 --> 01:28:36,478 Fine! You win! You win, okay? 2205 01:28:37,729 --> 01:28:39,105 (GASPING) 2206 01:28:39,564 --> 01:28:42,067 Just please put him down. 2207 01:28:44,528 --> 01:28:47,072 I'll be your only friend, okay? 2208 01:28:47,239 --> 01:28:49,032 Just let him go. 2209 01:28:49,324 --> 01:28:50,909 No! No, kid. 2210 01:28:52,077 --> 01:28:53,286 RALPHZILLA: Huh? 2211 01:28:54,538 --> 01:28:56,790 VANELLOPE: That's it. That's it. Yeah. 2212 01:28:56,957 --> 01:28:59,459 Put him down and I'll go with you... 2213 01:28:59,626 --> 01:29:01,253 and we'll be best friends forever. 2214 01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:02,629 (EXCLAIMS) 2215 01:29:02,712 --> 01:29:04,130 Just me and you. 2216 01:29:04,631 --> 01:29:06,049 That's what you want, right? 2217 01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:09,219 (RALPHZILLA EXCLAIMING) 2218 01:29:09,302 --> 01:29:10,595 RALPH: Well, that's not what I want! 2219 01:29:12,389 --> 01:29:14,766 It's not right to hold a friend back from her dreams! 2220 01:29:14,933 --> 01:29:16,726 You don't own her! 2221 01:29:16,893 --> 01:29:19,688 That's not how friendship works! 2222 01:29:19,896 --> 01:29:21,731 You need to let her go! 2223 01:29:22,607 --> 01:29:23,775 (RALPHZILLA SIGHING) 2224 01:29:23,859 --> 01:29:24,860 Hey. 2225 01:29:28,697 --> 01:29:30,198 You need to let her go. 2226 01:29:31,074 --> 01:29:32,367 (RALPHZILLA EXCLAIMING SADLY) 2227 01:29:32,826 --> 01:29:36,288 I know. It's gonna hurt a little bit when you do. 2228 01:29:37,873 --> 01:29:40,208 Oh, who am I kidding? It's gonna hurt a lot. 2229 01:29:41,668 --> 01:29:44,087 But you're gonna be okay. 2230 01:29:46,548 --> 01:29:48,466 And we're gonna be okay. 2231 01:29:48,633 --> 01:29:49,718 Right, kid? 2232 01:29:51,344 --> 01:29:54,014 Of course we are. Always. 2233 01:29:56,141 --> 01:29:59,060 See? No matter where she goes... 2234 01:29:59,227 --> 01:30:01,438 or where she lives... 2235 01:30:02,063 --> 01:30:04,232 she's always gonna be our friend. 2236 01:30:04,316 --> 01:30:06,026 And we just got to trust her. 2237 01:30:06,610 --> 01:30:09,446 Because that's what best friends do. 2238 01:30:10,322 --> 01:30:11,823 Right? 2239 01:30:16,161 --> 01:30:17,412 (RALPHZILLA SIGHS) 2240 01:30:26,630 --> 01:30:27,756 Thanks, buddy. 2241 01:30:29,215 --> 01:30:31,343 Wow! (CHUCKLES) 2242 01:30:32,594 --> 01:30:34,471 I feel good about this. 2243 01:30:34,554 --> 01:30:36,181 RALPHZILLA: Mmm. 2244 01:30:36,556 --> 01:30:39,100 RALPH CLONES: Mmm. 2245 01:30:41,144 --> 01:30:42,145 VANELLOPE: Ralph, look! 2246 01:30:42,312 --> 01:30:44,439 I think you fixed your insecurity! 2247 01:30:46,232 --> 01:30:47,400 (LAUGHS) You're right. 2248 01:30:47,484 --> 01:30:49,736 Whoo-hoo! (SCREAMING) 2249 01:30:49,819 --> 01:30:50,904 Ralph, no! 2250 01:30:50,987 --> 01:30:52,906 -(EXCLAIMING) -(HORN BLARING) 2251 01:30:52,989 --> 01:30:54,407 Whoa! 2252 01:30:54,491 --> 01:30:56,409 Park it right here, Ralph! 2253 01:30:56,493 --> 01:30:58,578 Your ol' pal JP Spamley's gotcha! 2254 01:30:58,828 --> 01:31:00,997 (GASPS, LAUGHS) Whoo! 2255 01:31:02,332 --> 01:31:03,500 Wow, that didn't work. 2256 01:31:03,583 --> 01:31:06,044 (GROANS) 2257 01:31:07,837 --> 01:31:09,547 RAPUNZEL: (GASPS) Look up there! 2258 01:31:09,714 --> 01:31:11,800 It's a big strong man in need of rescuing. 2259 01:31:12,634 --> 01:31:13,760 (GRUNTS) 2260 01:31:20,433 --> 01:31:21,434 Hah! 2261 01:31:27,565 --> 01:31:28,817 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 2262 01:31:29,359 --> 01:31:30,568 (MICE CHATTERING) 2263 01:31:31,236 --> 01:31:32,404 (GIGGLING) 2264 01:31:33,238 --> 01:31:34,280 (CHITTERING) 2265 01:31:37,325 --> 01:31:38,368 -(GRUNTS) -(GASPS) 2266 01:31:38,702 --> 01:31:39,869 (GRUNTS) 2267 01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:46,418 (BOTH GASP) 2268 01:31:48,753 --> 01:31:50,255 (VOCALIZING) 2269 01:31:51,548 --> 01:31:53,591 (WIND WHOOSHING) 2270 01:31:59,347 --> 01:32:01,474 (GROANS) 2271 01:32:10,275 --> 01:32:12,318 -(KISSING SOUND) - RALPH: Mmm. 2272 01:32:14,362 --> 01:32:16,281 (GASPS) Oh, thanks, Frogger. 2273 01:32:16,823 --> 01:32:17,949 Wait a minute. 2274 01:32:18,491 --> 01:32:19,576 Who are all of you? 2275 01:32:20,118 --> 01:32:21,786 We're friends of Vanellope's. 2276 01:32:21,953 --> 01:32:24,247 Yeah, and any friend of Vanellope's 2277 01:32:24,330 --> 01:32:25,790 is a friend of ours. 2278 01:32:25,957 --> 01:32:27,459 You're welcome. 2279 01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:28,877 VANELLOPE: Ralph! 2280 01:32:29,210 --> 01:32:31,129 Looking good, big fella! (LAUGHS) 2281 01:32:31,296 --> 01:32:32,672 - Heyo! -(FABRIC RIPS) 2282 01:32:32,756 --> 01:32:33,757 (PRINCESSES EXCLAIM) 2283 01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:34,966 This dress is not made for a big boy. 2284 01:32:35,050 --> 01:32:37,093 It's going right up the back alley there. 2285 01:32:37,260 --> 01:32:38,636 Let me just make a little adjustment. 2286 01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:40,972 -(TEARS FABRIC) - There we go. (CHUCKLES) 2287 01:32:41,139 --> 01:32:42,682 NEWS ANCHOR: Internet users are breathing 2288 01:32:42,766 --> 01:32:44,893 a collective sigh of relief tonight. 2289 01:32:45,060 --> 01:32:47,520 Just as mysteriously as it appeared, 2290 01:32:47,604 --> 01:32:49,981 the Wreck-It Ralph virus has vanished. 2291 01:32:56,279 --> 01:32:58,198 RALPH: You know what I just realized? 2292 01:32:58,364 --> 01:33:00,950 The sun never rises or sets here... 2293 01:33:01,117 --> 01:33:02,702 because everything's always on. 2294 01:33:02,869 --> 01:33:05,663 Well, now, isn't that an astute observation? 2295 01:33:05,830 --> 01:33:06,831 I know, right? 2296 01:33:06,998 --> 01:33:08,124 You know, other than KnowsMore, 2297 01:33:08,208 --> 01:33:10,001 I'm probably the smartest guy on the Internet. 2298 01:33:10,168 --> 01:33:11,836 (LAUGHS) Yeah. Yeah. 2299 01:33:12,003 --> 01:33:15,048 Yo, V. We're about to come back online. You ready? 2300 01:33:15,215 --> 01:33:16,466 Be right there! 2301 01:33:16,633 --> 01:33:18,927 Hey, Ralph, don't be a stranger! 2302 01:33:19,094 --> 01:33:21,179 Well, I can't be much stranger than you, Shank. 2303 01:33:21,679 --> 01:33:24,307 Oh. That's a good dad joke. 2304 01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:26,935 Hey, don't forget. 2305 01:33:27,102 --> 01:33:28,937 You know Shank added my code and everything, 2306 01:33:29,020 --> 01:33:30,688 so I'll be able to regenerate. 2307 01:33:30,855 --> 01:33:32,023 I'm gonna be totally safe. 2308 01:33:32,190 --> 01:33:34,484 No, I know. It's gonna be great. 2309 01:33:34,651 --> 01:33:36,069 You found your dream game. 2310 01:33:36,236 --> 01:33:37,695 Yeah, I did. 2311 01:33:38,404 --> 01:33:39,405 I did. 2312 01:33:40,281 --> 01:33:41,366 So, uh... 2313 01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:45,370 I guess I should probably head in there now, you know? 2314 01:33:45,453 --> 01:33:48,623 Oh, before you go, I wanted to give you this. 2315 01:33:49,499 --> 01:33:52,168 Oh, I'm so sorry I broke it, Ralph. 2316 01:33:52,335 --> 01:33:54,003 No, no. It's okay. 2317 01:33:54,170 --> 01:33:56,589 Now we can both have a half. See? 2318 01:33:57,048 --> 01:33:58,091 (CHUCKLES) 2319 01:33:58,466 --> 01:33:59,467 Yeah! 2320 01:34:07,058 --> 01:34:08,977 I love you so much. 2321 01:34:09,894 --> 01:34:11,688 I'm really gonna miss you. 2322 01:34:13,356 --> 01:34:15,275 I'm gonna miss you too, kid. 2323 01:34:16,484 --> 01:34:18,027 I really am. 2324 01:34:23,825 --> 01:34:24,826 All right. 2325 01:34:26,327 --> 01:34:28,454 Okay, getting a little clingy on me, here. 2326 01:34:31,374 --> 01:34:33,042 Go on. Get out of here. 2327 01:34:33,209 --> 01:34:34,878 The world's waiting for you, kid. 2328 01:35:32,101 --> 01:35:34,062 RALPH: (SIGHS) I'll be honest, 2329 01:35:34,145 --> 01:35:36,481 it still feels kind of weird around here. 2330 01:35:36,648 --> 01:35:38,524 I mean, a lot has changed. 2331 01:35:38,691 --> 01:35:40,068 Even though we got that steering wheel 2332 01:35:40,151 --> 01:35:41,152 and saved Sugar Rush... 2333 01:35:41,236 --> 01:35:43,404 it's never really gonna be the same. 2334 01:35:45,198 --> 01:35:46,532 For one thing, the racers aren't even 2335 01:35:46,616 --> 01:35:47,825 that obnoxious anymore. 2336 01:35:47,992 --> 01:35:50,453 Oh, golly. I'm sorry you didn't win, Taffyta. 2337 01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:52,956 Pfft! Our friendship IS much more important to me 2338 01:35:53,039 --> 01:35:54,374 than winning, Rancis. 2339 01:35:54,540 --> 01:35:55,917 Losing builds character! 2340 01:35:56,084 --> 01:35:58,044 Everyone's a winner, Taffyta. 2341 01:35:58,211 --> 01:36:00,838 RALPH: Felix and Calhoun, as goofy as they are, 2342 01:36:00,922 --> 01:36:02,966 they turned out to be pretty great parents. 2343 01:36:03,383 --> 01:36:04,592 I got to hand it to you two, 2344 01:36:04,676 --> 01:36:07,011 how on earth did you tame those things? 2345 01:36:07,178 --> 01:36:08,388 It's simple, Surge. 2346 01:36:08,554 --> 01:36:10,890 The key to parenting is... 2347 01:36:10,974 --> 01:36:13,851 -(CARS WHOOSHING) -(FELIX TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 2348 01:36:13,935 --> 01:36:15,812 And then what you do is... 2349 01:36:15,895 --> 01:36:16,896 (CARS WHOOSHING) 2350 01:36:16,980 --> 01:36:18,481 (CALHOUN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 2351 01:36:18,564 --> 01:36:21,651 And that is the secret to raising perfect children. 2352 01:36:21,818 --> 01:36:25,071 Wow, I wish every parent could hear that. 2353 01:36:25,238 --> 01:36:26,531 RALPH: I'm keeping busy, too. 2354 01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:28,449 ! finally joined Zangief's book club. 2355 01:36:28,533 --> 01:36:30,451 Good point, Bison. And how about you, Ralph? 2356 01:36:30,618 --> 01:36:32,453 Do you feel Dostoyevsky 2357 01:36:32,537 --> 01:36:34,872 intended to make narrator unreliable? 2358 01:36:34,956 --> 01:36:36,541 Um... (EXHALES) 2359 01:36:36,624 --> 01:36:38,668 (STAMMERS) I do and I don't. 2360 01:36:38,835 --> 01:36:41,212 You do, and you don't. 2361 01:36:41,379 --> 01:36:43,798 Duality. That's really deep, Ralph. 2362 01:36:43,965 --> 01:36:45,091 Thanks, Sonic. 2363 01:36:45,258 --> 01:36:47,510 (WHISPERING) I don't know what I'm talking about. 2364 01:36:48,011 --> 01:36:50,179 Oh. And we got this new thing we do every Friday night... 2365 01:36:50,346 --> 01:36:52,473 where we all go and hang out in a different game. 2366 01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:54,142 I actually hosted this week. 2367 01:36:54,309 --> 01:36:55,351 Heyo! 2368 01:36:55,518 --> 01:36:57,937 Hope you're all hungry. I made burnt pie. 2369 01:36:58,104 --> 01:36:59,814 What's burnt pie, Wreck-It? 2370 01:36:59,981 --> 01:37:02,317 On, it's just a pie that you burn. 2371 01:37:02,483 --> 01:37:03,526 You can use any pie. 2372 01:37:03,609 --> 01:37:04,902 You just leave it in the oven too long. 2373 01:37:04,986 --> 01:37:06,404 (COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT) 2374 01:37:08,114 --> 01:37:10,575 Yeah, we really do have a lot of fun. 2375 01:37:11,284 --> 01:37:14,412 I guess that's pretty much all the news I got for you. 2376 01:37:14,829 --> 01:37:17,206 Oh, man, your stories never disappoint, Ralph. 2377 01:37:17,373 --> 01:37:19,000 ! just wish we could hang out sooner. 2378 01:37:19,167 --> 01:37:20,501 Yeah. Me, too. 2379 01:37:20,668 --> 01:37:22,003 When did you say you were getting those days off? 2380 01:37:22,170 --> 01:37:24,881 Uh, our upgrade starts on January 25th, 2381 01:37:24,964 --> 01:37:26,507 so, like, two months from now. 2382 01:37:26,674 --> 01:37:29,177 Oh, that'll go by in a flash. Oh, speaking of which... 2383 01:37:29,344 --> 01:37:30,553 you want me to bring you anything from home 2384 01:37:30,636 --> 01:37:31,637 when I come visit? 2385 01:37:31,721 --> 01:37:33,639 Oh! You know what ! cannot find 2386 01:37:33,723 --> 01:37:35,308 anywhere on the Internet? 2387 01:37:35,475 --> 01:37:38,061 A halfway decent BurgerTime burger. 2388 01:37:38,227 --> 01:37:40,355 I've been talking them up to Shank and the crew. 2389 01:37:40,521 --> 01:37:42,357 And honestly, I think they're starting to think 2390 01:37:42,440 --> 01:37:43,441 I'm making it up. 2391 01:37:43,608 --> 01:37:44,817 All right, consider it done. 2392 01:37:44,901 --> 01:37:46,569 I'll bring you guys a truckload. 2393 01:37:48,905 --> 01:37:51,074 Well, sun's coming up already. 2394 01:37:51,240 --> 01:37:52,533 Guess I better get to it. 2395 01:37:52,700 --> 01:37:53,910 Yeah, me too. 2396 01:37:53,993 --> 01:37:54,994 Talk next week? 2397 01:37:55,161 --> 01:37:56,871 I shall await your call, madam. 2398 01:37:57,038 --> 01:38:01,751 Then, adieu, adieu, farting is such sweet sorrow. 2399 01:38:01,834 --> 01:38:04,128 -(CHUCKLES) - So long, stinkbrain. 2400 01:38:04,712 --> 01:38:05,797 Bye, kid. 2401 01:38:07,215 --> 01:38:08,216 (BEEPS) 2402 01:38:10,343 --> 01:38:11,677 (SIGHS) 2403 01:38:19,519 --> 01:38:22,146 Hey. You doing okay there, Ralph? 2404 01:38:22,313 --> 01:38:26,526 Yeah, I am, actually. I'm doing great. 2405 01:38:26,984 --> 01:38:29,487 Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, buddy. 2406 01:38:45,378 --> 01:38:47,213 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 2407 01:42:00,906 --> 01:42:03,618 Hey, Mo, did you like the movie, sweetie? 2408 01:42:03,784 --> 01:42:06,412 Well, there was a scene in the trailer... 2409 01:42:06,579 --> 01:42:08,456 that wasn't in the movie... 2410 01:42:08,623 --> 01:42:10,875 and that makes me sad. 2411 01:42:11,042 --> 01:42:13,002 Aw, that's too bad. 2412 01:42:13,169 --> 01:42:14,670 Maybe playing your game will cheer you up. 2413 01:42:14,754 --> 01:42:15,755 Okay. 2414 01:42:17,131 --> 01:42:18,299 (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 2415 01:42:18,382 --> 01:42:19,759 Pancake. 2416 01:42:19,925 --> 01:42:21,218 - Milkshake. -(CAT MEOWING) 2417 01:42:22,094 --> 01:42:24,639 Pancake. Pancake. 2418 01:42:25,181 --> 01:42:26,349 Milkshake. 2419 01:42:26,515 --> 01:42:27,892 RALPH: Ooh, ooh, ooh. ! wanna try, I wanna try! 2420 01:42:27,975 --> 01:42:29,060 My turn, my turn! 2421 01:42:29,226 --> 01:42:31,103 Pancake. Milkshake. 2422 01:42:31,270 --> 01:42:33,481 Milkshake. Milkshake. 2423 01:42:33,648 --> 01:42:35,316 -(EXCLAIMS SADLY) - Pancake. Pancake. 2424 01:42:35,483 --> 01:42:37,360 Milkshake. Milkshake. (CHUCKLES) 2425 01:42:37,818 --> 01:42:39,570 I'm starting to understand why people like this game. 2426 01:42:39,737 --> 01:42:40,738 Very zen. 2427 01:42:41,155 --> 01:42:42,657 (INHALES, BURPS) 2428 01:42:43,074 --> 01:42:45,409 Hey, everybody, look what I found! 2429 01:42:45,576 --> 01:42:47,745 - More pancakes! - RALPH: Sweet! 2430 01:42:47,912 --> 01:42:49,997 Let's speed it up. Pancake, pancake, pancake. 2431 01:42:50,164 --> 01:42:51,457 Pancake, pancake, pancake. 2432 01:42:51,624 --> 01:42:53,292 Pancake, pancake, pancake. 2433 01:42:53,459 --> 01:42:54,877 Pancake, pancake, pancake. 2434 01:42:55,586 --> 01:42:57,588 Eat, little bunny. Eat, eat, eat! 2435 01:42:57,880 --> 01:42:59,632 Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty 2436 01:42:59,715 --> 01:43:01,050 for a little while. 2437 01:43:01,217 --> 01:43:03,761 No, the kitty gets the milkshake. 2438 01:43:03,928 --> 01:43:07,765 The bunny gets the pancake. 2439 01:43:12,103 --> 01:43:13,229 (GASPS) 2440 01:43:13,312 --> 01:43:15,731 (RUMBLING) 2441 01:43:15,815 --> 01:43:16,857 (POPS) 2442 01:43:16,941 --> 01:43:18,192 -(SHRIEKING) -(TIRES SCREECHING) 2443 01:43:25,157 --> 01:43:26,158 2444 01:44:16,125 --> 01:44:17,126 2445 01:51:36,190 --> 01:51:37,608 ANNOUNCER: And now, an exclusive sneak peek 2446 01:51:37,691 --> 01:51:40,277 of Frozen 2. Click here. 2447 01:51:44,406 --> 01:51:46,617 ('80s POP MUSIC PLAYING) 2448 01:51:53,457 --> 01:51:55,542 (SINGING) Never gonna give you up 2449 01:51:56,585 --> 01:51:57,794 Never gonna let you down 2450 01:51:57,878 --> 01:52:01,840 Never gonna run around and desert you 2451 01:52:02,090 --> 01:52:03,967 Never gonna make you cry 2452 01:52:04,218 --> 01:52:06,261 Never gonna say goodbye 2453 01:52:06,345 --> 01:52:10,349 Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you 2454 01:52:10,432 --> 01:52:11,433 RALPH: Uh-uh! 2455 01:52:11,516 --> 01:52:14,102 Why would 1? I like you. 2456 01:52:14,269 --> 01:52:15,979 You guys still sticking around? 2457 01:52:16,146 --> 01:52:18,565 All right. Well, you're welcome to stay. 2458 01:52:18,732 --> 01:52:22,277 There's not really any more surprises, but, you know... 2459 01:52:22,444 --> 01:52:24,404 Good luck getting that song out of your head. 2460 01:52:24,488 --> 01:52:25,739 It's a real earwig. 2461 01:52:25,822 --> 01:52:28,617 (CHUCKLES) Anyway, what else? Uh...