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RALPH: Okay. My turn, my turn.
Um, I got one.
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VANELLOPE:
Great, but can you make it
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a little more challenging
this time?
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RALPH: Okay. Check this out.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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I spy with my little eye...
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something yellow...
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and round, and it eats dots.
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VANELLOPE: (SCOFFS)
Seriously, Ralph?
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RALPH: Yeah, seriously.
You're never gonna get it.
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VANELLOPE: Well, obviously,
it's Pac-Man.
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RALPH: No, that's not...
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Why is that obvious?
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Name one other thing
in this whole arcade
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that is yellow and round
and eats dots.
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I can name two things.
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Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man.
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Boom! I accept your apology.
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Yeah, you're right. Okay.
But was it Pac-Man?
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- Yeah, you got me.
-(VANELLOPE LAUGHS)
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VANELLOPE: Knew it.
All right, riddle me this...
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do you or do you not think
that Zangief waxes?
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No way. Look at the guy.
He looks like a yeti.
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I don't know.
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I mean, if the fur
were confined to his chest,
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I might agree...
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but look at those
two very specific
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tuffets of shin hair...
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poking out of his boots.
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That does not just happen,
Ralph. That is a choice.
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RALPH:
You're totally right, kid.
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He's baby smooth
everywhere else.
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I rest my case.
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My mind is blown!
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Let's go get a root beer.
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RALPH: (SIGHS) Okay, let's see
what you got, kid.
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-(BURPS)
- Ooh!
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Nice one. Okay.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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I think I got one
in the chamber.
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-(BURPS LOUDLY)
- Ew!
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- Gross.
- Thank you.
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Hey, wanna sneak into Tron?
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Doesn't that game
have a virus?
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No. I'm sure they fixed it.
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-(LASERS ZAPPING)
- VANELLOPE: Whoo!
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I'm gonna beat
my speed record!
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Hey, wait for me!
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(VANELLOPE WHOOPING)
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(DISTORTED WHOOPING)
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VANELLOPE: Ralph.
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RALPH: Yeah?
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VANELLOPE: I don't think
they fixed the game.
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RALPH: Uh... No.
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Help!
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Hey, Tron!
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Tronny!
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Tronny boy!
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Help!
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VANELLOPE: Do you realize
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we're basically
just, like, zeroes and ones...
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floating around the universe
like tiny specks of dust?
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Like, doesn't the very nature
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of our existence
make you wonder...
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if there's more to life
than this?
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Why would I wonder
if there's more to life
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when the life
I got is perfect?
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I mean, sure.
Doesn't look so hot on paper.
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I'm just a bad guy
from some old video game
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who wrecks a building.
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And yeah, for 27 years,
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I was a total zero
without any friends.
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But now,
I got a best friend...
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who just happens to be
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the coolest kid
in the whole arcade.
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Aw, thanks, pal.
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Watch this.
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(GRUNTS)
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-(BUZZING)
- RALPH: Home run!
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All right,
let's go watch the sunrise.
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VANELLOPE:
Are you really saying
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there's not one single,
solitary thing...
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about your life
that you would change?
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RALPH: Well, think about it.
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You and me get to
goof off all night long.
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Litwak shows up, we go to
work, we put in our hours.
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Then the arcade closes
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and we get to do it
all over again.
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The only thing I might do
different in that scenario...
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would be not having
to go to work.
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Other than that, (CHUCKLES)
I wouldn't change a thing.
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Huh?
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Hey, where'd our sunrise go?
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MR. LITWAK: All right,
let's get you plugged in.
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(BEEPING)
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(GASPS)
That's a plug-in alert.
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Litwak hasn't plugged in
a new game in forever.
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- Let's go see what it is!
- Yeah!
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RALPH: Excuse us. Excuse us.
Minor emergency.
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Hey, Felix, Calhoun,
what's getting plugged in?
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Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks
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it's gonna be
a new pinball machine.
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What do you think, lady love?
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I'll bet you a shiny nickel
it's a blood pressure machine.
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- Kids love those things.
- RALPH: Ooh.
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(ALARM BLARING)
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Please be a racing game.
Please be a racing game.
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Please be a racing game.
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"Whiffee"? Or, "Wifey"?
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Well, it's either wiffle ball,
or an arranged marriage game.
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It's actually pronounced
"Wi-Fi," Ralph.
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Yeah, that's what I said.
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And Wi-Fi is the Internet...
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which is an online community
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where human beings
go to shop...
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and play games and socialize.
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Ooh, fun!
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Oh, no, it is not.
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That sign right there
says "Wi-Fi."
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What it should say
is "Die-Fi."
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(CHUCKLES)
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That's a little humor there.
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But seriously, the Internet
is nothing to laugh at.
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It is new, it is different,
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and therefore
we should fear it.
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So keep out, for Pete's sake,
and get to work.
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The arcade's about to open.
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Figures, we finally get
something new plugged in...
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and we're not even allowed
to go in there.
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Totally not fair.
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A new racing game
would've been cool.
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Something wrong
with your game?
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No, no.
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It's just every bonus level's
been unlocked.
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I know every shortcut.
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Man, I'd kill for even
just a new track.
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New track? You already got,
like, three choices.
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Yeah, I know,
but don't you ever wish
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something new and different...
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would happen in your game?
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Nope.
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Really?
Well, agree to disagree.
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Wait, I don't wanna disagree.
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No, no.
It's just a fancy way to say
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we don't have to
argue about it.
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We're arguing?
I don't wanna argue.
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Relax. Stop making it a thing.
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Go to work. I'll see you
tonight, stench vessel.
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All right.
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(SIGHS)
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She wants a new track,
I'll give her a new track.
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(WHIRRING)
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SWATI: Come on, Nafisa!
Let's play Sugar Rush!
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Pick Vanellope, Swati.
She's got the best superpower.
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Yeah, the glitch. I love her.
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ANNOUNCER: Drivers,
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- Start your engines.
-(ENGINES REVVING)
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You're gonna lose today,
Princess.
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While, yes, I am technically
a princess, Taffyta...
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I'd rather you just think of
me as plain old Vanellope...
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the racer who's about to
kick your butt.
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ANNOUNCER:
Three, two, one, go!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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And pardon me, excuse me,
coming through.
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VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo!
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Whoo!
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And one, two, three gumballs
right on cue.
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Yeah, I love it
when she glitches.
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(ENGINES REVVING)
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(VANELLOPE SNORING)
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Ooh! Huh.
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Excuse me.
I must have fallen asleep.
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Oh, fun. I'm winning.
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(CRYING)
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ANNOUNCER:
Vanellope takes a huge lead.
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No one's gonna catch her now.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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She's gonna love this.
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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(CHUCKLES) Right on time.
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What?
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"Looking for something new...
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"and different?
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"Then take this track."
(LAUGHS)
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Oh, Ralph,
you old son-of-a-gun.
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I'd say I got a little time
for a detour.
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SWAT Whoa!
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Hey, look, I think I unlocked
a new track.
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- Never seen that before.
-(VANELLOPE WHOOPING)
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(EXCLAIMING SHAKILY)
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This is awesome!
190
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- Hey, thanks, Ralph!
-(RALPH LAUGHS)
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You're welcome!
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Get back up on the track,
Swati.
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You're going to lose.
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(STAMMERS) I can't.
It's like it's driving itself.
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Whoo! (EXCLAIMING)
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What is wrong with this thing?
(GRUNTS)
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(CHUCKLES) What?
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-(GRUNTING)
-(GASPS, GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTING)
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00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,749
-(GRUNTING)
-(GASPS)
201
00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,293
-(YELLS) No, no!
-(GASPS)
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RALPH: Kid!
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(VANELLOPE SCREAMING)
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(VANELLOPE SHRIEKS)
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
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RALPH: Kid! Kid!
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Oh, kid, I'm so sorry,
are you okay?
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00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,518
VANELLOPE: Oh, my gosh.
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00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:39,936
What an amazing track!
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Thank you, Ralph! Thank you,
thank you, thank you!
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(LAUGHS) You're welcome!
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You know I take my duty
as your hero very seriously.
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Wait a minute.
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You took a serious
doody where?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(WHISPERING)
Vanellope, get up here.
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00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,201
We have a situation.
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Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope
racer wasn't working...
219
00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:03,293
and I think maybe
I turned the wheel too hard.
220
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- Whoa.
- I'm real sorry.
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00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,463
It's okay, Swati.
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00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,256
I think I can get it back
on there pretty easy.
223
00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,550
- What did you do, Ralph?
- Nothing.
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Leave him alone.
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00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,595
He was just trying to
make the game more exciting.
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Yeah, why don't you relax,
Taffyta? Litwak will fix it.
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All right, on you...
(GRUNTING)
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-(NAFISA GASPS)
-Oh!
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Okay. Still not a problem.
230
00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,938
He'll just order a new part.
231
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Well, I'd order a new part...
232
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but the company
that made Sugar Rush
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went out of business
years ago.
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-(RALPH SIGHS)
-(CANDLEHEAD EXCLAIMS)
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BOYD: I can try to find one
on the Internet.
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NAFISA: Good idea.
GIRL: Oh, me too.
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Good luck, that'll be like
finding a needle in a...
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I found one! On ebay!
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Really? How about that?
240
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,079
See? Those kids
have it under control.
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They're just gonna get another
wheel from the eboy.
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MR. LITWAK: Are you
kidding me? How much?
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That's more than this game
makes in a year.
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Aw, I hate to say it,
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but my salvage guy
is coming on Friday...
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and it might be time to sell
Sugar Rush for parts.
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- SWATI: Aww.
- Where's he going?
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Litwak's gonna
unplug the game.
249
00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,139
Get out of here!
Go, scram, let's go, run!
250
00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,516
RALPH: Go, run, run, run, run!
251
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:00,683
- Let's go!
- JUBILEENA: Run!
252
00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,064
(SURGE PROTECTOR WHISTLING)
253
00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,858
(RUMBLING)
254
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:09,943
WYNNCHEL: Gangway!
255
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,111
DUNCAN: Yeah,
you heard him, gangway!
256
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,238
(GROANS) Stop it! No running!
257
00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,240
What are you people doing
out of your game,
258
00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:16,324
for Peter's sake?
259
00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:18,284
The arcade is open!
260
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,161
(PANTING) Sugar Rush
is getting unplugged.
261
00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,163
(WHIRRING)
262
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,581
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
263
00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,793
-(POWERING DOWN)
-(ALL EXCLAIMING)
264
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,587
- We're homeless! (SOBBING)
- Yeah, yeah, we're homeless!
265
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,674
- Oh, what are we going to do?
-(CRYING)
266
00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:36,010
Y'all, calm down, calm down.
Get a hold of yourselves.
267
00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,929
SUGAR RUSH CANDY:
I don't want to be gameless.
268
00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,013
(SURGE PROTECTOR GROANS)
269
00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,849
An unplugging.
Good Lord.
270
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,226
I haven't seen
this many gameless characters
271
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,311
since Space Invaders
went down.
272
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:46,813
Um...
273
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,773
Where are we gonna live?
274
00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,359
Well, you can stay here until
the arcade closes, I guess...
275
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:52,777
and then we'll figure out
276
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,946
where the heck
we're gonna put you all.
277
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:08,835
(LADDER CLANKING)
278
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,171
Okay.
279
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,214
Here we go.
280
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,465
I raided Gene's fridge.
281
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,676
Good news, he's got pie.
282
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,386
Took a bunch of his pillows
and junk, too.
283
00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:21,598
I'm thinking we make a fort
up here, or like a yurt.
284
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,516
Or we could take
these pillows...
285
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,767
If we stack them right,
286
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,769
we can make an igloo
out of pillows.
287
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:30,148
Like a pillow igloo.
Pigloo. Pigloo!
288
00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,357
So what do you think, kid?
289
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:34,569
Fort, yurt, or the obvious
best choice, pigloo?
290
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,948
I can't believe I don't have
a game anymore.
291
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:42,368
I mean, like,
what am I gonna do all day?
292
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,829
What? Come on,
are you kidding?
293
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,581
You sleep in, you do no work,
294
00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,708
then you go to Tapper's
with me every night.
295
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,877
I've literally
just described paradise.
296
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,670
But I loved my game.
297
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:53,838
Oh, come on.
298
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,215
You were just bellyaching
about the tracks
299
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,299
being too easy.
300
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,468
No, that doesn't mean
I didn't love it.
301
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:02,013
Yeah, sure,
it was kind of predictable...
302
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:06,184
but still I never really knew
what might happen in a race.
303
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,519
And it's that,
it's that feeling,
304
00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:11,064
that not-knowing-what's-
coming-next feeling.
305
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:15,818
That's the stuff.
That feels like life to me.
306
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,988
And if I'm not a racer,
Ralph...
307
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,200
what am 1?
308
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,576
Well, you're my best friend.
309
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,994
That's not enough.
310
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,162
Hey.
311
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,789
No, I just...
312
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:31,125
I'm sorry,
I know I'm being weird.
313
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:36,839
I think maybe I just need to
be alone right now.
314
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:37,966
Oh.
315
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,176
Okay.
316
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,972
I'll meet you over at Tapper's
in a little while, I guess.
317
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,683
If you want.
318
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:49,936
FELIX: All right, now...
319
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,187
we found some good homes
320
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,147
for so many of our chums
from Sugar Rush...
321
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,983
and we're just hoping
a few more of you
322
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,067
will open your doors...
323
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,278
and your hearts
to those in need.
324
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,947
Well, I suppose
that large green olive
325
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,699
will fit in nicely
with my decor.
326
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,951
I'm a sour ball.
327
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,745
Well, beggars can't be
choosers, can they?
328
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,580
Come along, condiment.
329
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,249
(SIGHS) Mm-kay.
330
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,377
Marvelous.
That just leaves the racers.
331
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,629
We're, like, adorable.
332
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,381
You sure are.
333
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,633
So, any takers?
334
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,219
(ALL HUMMING HESITATINGLY)
335
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,804
FELIX: Um...
336
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,431
Anyone?
337
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,058
(SNIFFLING)
338
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:32,603
Felix, I know
we've never once talked about
339
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,272
having a family before, but...
340
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,274
I know, it feels
like the kind of thing
341
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,942
you just jump into
with both feet...
342
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,319
and nary a plan.
343
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,572
Felix and I
will give them sanctuary.
344
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,656
(SPITS)
345
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:44,907
Can I get a quick word
with you two?
346
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:45,992
(SUGAR RUSH RACERS CHEERING)
347
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,412
Look, I get it.
348
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:50,997
You've been married six years,
349
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,540
you're looking to
spice things up...
350
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,709
but trust me,
adopting 15 children
351
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,461
is the wrong kind of spice.
352
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,212
Those things
are basically feral.
353
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:03,217
Pardon me, sir, but those
youngsters are lambs.
354
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:07,221
Lost little lambs in need of
two kind, caring shepherds.
355
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,389
That's right.
356
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,351
Besides,
how hard can parenting be?
357
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,186
You treat the child
like your best friend...
358
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,063
you give them
everything they want...
359
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:18,066
and you just love their little
socks off. Right, Tammy?
360
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,692
Darn-tootin'.
361
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,361
-(GIRL SCREAMING)
- FELIX: (GASPS) Huh?
362
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:22,445
(FELIX GASPS)
363
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,529
RACER KID: Come and get it.
364
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:24,614
CANDLEHEAD:
Get your own candle.
365
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,075
Hey, Mom,
why does your lame TV
366
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,785
only have one channel?
367
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,662
(CHUCKLES) Well,
hate to say I told ya...
368
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:32,872
Ow!
369
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,499
(SURGE PROTECTOR GROANS)
370
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:38,086
(ARCADE SOUNDS)
371
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,883
(RALPH SIGHS)
372
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:44,967
Hey, Tapper?
373
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,095
No, Ralph.
I haven't seen Vanellope.
374
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:50,348
Not since the last time
you asked me 30 seconds ago.
375
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,600
Sorry.
I'm just worried about her.
376
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:56,562
She's glitching like crazy,
and acting super insecure.
377
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,689
Oh. And get this, she said...
378
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:01,359
being friends with me
wasn't enough for her.
379
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,153
Not enough?
I'm a great friend!
380
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,738
Right, Tapper? Right?
381
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,990
I'm sorry.
Who's acting insecure?
382
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,283
Ralph, come on.
383
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,245
The kid just lost her game.
Give her a break.
384
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,579
(STOOL SCRAPES)
385
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,373
There you are... Oh.
386
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,624
Hey, Ralph.
387
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,043
Hey, Felix. Since when do you
drink root beer?
388
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,294
Since tonight.
389
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,130
Yeah, I hear you, buddy.
390
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:24,549
Hey, listen. This one was
supposed to be for Vanellope.
391
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:25,716
I guess you can have it.
392
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,468
Doesn't look like
she's coming.
393
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,636
Thanks.
394
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,221
You know,
I can't help but think
395
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,515
this whole mess is somehow...
396
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:35,017
partially my fault.
397
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:38,312
It figures.
Just when my life was perfect.
398
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,939
Mine was, too.
399
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:43,526
But, hey,
now I'm a father of 15.
400
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:46,237
Isn't that just a blessing?
401
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,448
(SLURPS, GULPING)
402
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,074
(COUGHING, EXCLAIMS)
403
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,827
Eeeee-oh-boy!
404
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,538
Wait. What'd you say, Felix?
405
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,665
Um, isn't that
just a blessing?
406
00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,333
No, the weird sound thing.
407
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,710
Oh. Eeeee-oh-boy?
408
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,837
Yeah. (SOFTLY) Eee-oh...
409
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,921
Sorry, say it again?
410
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,923
- Eeeee-oh-boy.
- Eeeee-oh-boy!
411
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,050
- Eee-oh-boy!
- Eee-boy! Say it again?
412
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,218
- Eeeee-oh-boy!
- Eeeee-oh-boy.
413
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,762
- Eeeee-oh-boy...
-eboy! eboy! eboy!
414
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,055
- Eboy? eboy?
-eboy.
415
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,474
Yeah.
416
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:15,892
Um, what are you getting
at there, Ralph?
417
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,477
That kid out in the arcade
418
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,020
said there was
a steering wheel part...
419
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:22,398
on the Internet, it's
something called eboy or...
420
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,817
ebay!
That's it, it was ebay!
421
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,360
Ralph, are you thinking about
422
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,529
going to the Internet
and finding that part?
423
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,031
Getting that part's
the only thing
424
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,949
that's gonna fix the game
and that's the only thing
425
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,868
that's gonna make
Vanellope happy again.
426
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,578
And if Sugar Rush is fixed,
427
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,830
all those lovable scamps
living in my house...
428
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,124
and destroying my sanity
429
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,460
will have homes
of their own again!
430
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:45,838
Ralph, this is an important
mission. A noble mission!
431
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:46,964
I will cover for you.
432
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,174
Thanks, pal.
433
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,177
Ralph, what about your tab?
You owe me for the root beer.
434
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,929
Oh, Felix is gonna
cover for me.
435
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,431
Drinks on the house,
everybody! Felix is paying.
436
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,558
-(ALL CHEERING)
- RYU: Shoryuken!
437
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,061
Eeeee-oh-boy.
438
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,608
(GROANS)
439
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,319
- Boo!
-(GLITCHY SCREAMING)
440
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,238
Ralph, what is wrong with you?
441
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:11,989
Start churning butter
442
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,492
and put on your church shoes,
little sister...
443
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,036
'cause we're about to
blast off!
444
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,747
What are you
even talking about?
445
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:20,831
Oh, we're going to
the Internet.
446
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:21,916
(EXCLAIMS) What?
447
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,501
Yeah, to find the part
to fix your game.
448
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:24,669
No way!
449
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:25,836
Yeah, I probably
should've just said,
450
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,588
"We're going to the Internet."
We're going to the Internet!
451
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,673
VANELLOPE: Yeah, we are!
452
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,301
Hey, Surge, (SIGHS)
are we glad to see you.
453
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,970
We want to report
some malfeasance
454
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,137
over by the Whac-A-Mole.
455
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,014
Yeah, we saw some undesirables
456
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,433
causing a real donnybrook
over there.
457
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,686
(SCOFFS) Oh, heck no.
Not on my watch.
458
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,271
Appreciate the tip.
459
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,481
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
460
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,069
So, all we got to do
is find this eboy place.
461
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,862
- Ebay.
- Right, ebay.
462
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,990
So we go there,
get the steering wheel...
463
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,783
we have it delivered to Litwak
before Friday.
464
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,076
He'll fix your game.
465
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,828
Everything goes back
to the way it was.
466
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,663
Boom! Happily ever after.
467
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,164
VANELLOPE:
This is a shockingly sound,
468
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,791
well-thought-out idea
for you, Ralph.
469
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,001
No offense.
470
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,460
I know. And none taken.
471
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:07,628
VANELLOPE: Ooh, here it comes.
472
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,672
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls...
473
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,258
I give you the Internet!
474
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,470
RALPH: Huh.
475
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,723
The Internet is
not nearly as impressive
476
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,308
as how Sonic described it.
477
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,768
Yeah, I got to admit,
I'm underwhelmed.
478
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,104
Where do you think
they keep their ebay?
479
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,272
RALPH: Beats me.
480
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,357
Hello, anybody here?
481
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,817
VANELLOPE: Anyone? Hello!
482
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,694
(ECHOING)
We're looking for ebay!
483
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,780
Ooh. Did you hear that, kid?
Sweet echo.
484
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,240
Check this out.
485
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:39,619
(MIMICS CAWING SOUNDS)
486
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:42,288
VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoo!
Hoolie-hoo!
487
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,707
Okay, connect to network.
488
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,542
-(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
- Bingo.
489
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:51,172
Password is "high score"
with a zero instead of an "o0."
490
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,632
Yes.
491
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,217
And we are online.
492
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,101
- VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoo!
-(RALPH CAWING)
493
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:06,687
- VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoolie-hoo!
-(RALPH CAWING)
494
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:07,813
VANELLOPE: Ooh, Ralph, look.
495
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,650
Cool. Mood lighting.
496
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:11,817
(BOTH SHOUT)
497
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:12,943
(RALPH GASPS)
498
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:15,863
Ahhh! That's a gremlin!
Stay away! It's a gremlin!
499
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,406
It looks like
a tiny Mr. Litwak.
500
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,452
AUTOMATED VOICE:
IP address 415-1037-483.
501
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:24,538
Oh, cool! Come on, Ralph,
let's follow him!
502
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,999
Hey, wait for me!
Kid, come back! Wait!
503
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,959
(GRUNTING) Hey!
Don't leave without me!
504
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,211
AUTOMATED VOICE:
IP address 415-1037-483.
505
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,337
(VANELLOPE SCREAMING)
506
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,005
Vanellope!
507
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,507
(YELPS)
508
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,509
(MUFFLED) I can't breathe.
I don't fit.
509
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,052
(SHOUTING)
510
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,139
VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo!
511
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,434
Yeah! Whoo!
512
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,562
(SCREAMING)
513
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,613
(GRUNTS, GASPING)
514
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:58,739
Kid!
515
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,533
Ralph! Isn't this great?
516
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,535
No, it is not!
517
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,203
Whoo-hoo!
518
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,209
No, no, no.
519
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,294
(DISTORTED SHOUTING)
520
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,383
Whoa!
521
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,483
(EXCLAIMS, SHOUTS)
522
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:44,410
-(VANELLOPE EXCLAIMS)
-(EXCLAIMING, GROANS)
523
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,036
(RALPH GASPING)
524
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,247
Sweet mother of monkey milk!
525
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,749
Whoa!
526
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,293
Kid, I don't think
we're in Litwak's anymore.
527
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,254
We most certainly are not,
friendo.
528
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,716
We are in the Internet!
Come on, Ralph!
529
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,059
Holy cow!
530
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:10,519
Look at all this stuff.
531
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,604
VANELLOPE: Whoa.
532
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:15,775
This is the most beautiful
miracle I've ever seen.
533
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,486
But it's so big.
534
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,696
It goes on forever and ever.
535
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,531
(GLITCHING) How are we
possibly gonna find
536
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,657
ebay out there?
537
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,243
Hey, kid. Kid, don't worry.
538
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,578
I'm sure
there's someone out here
539
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,580
who could give us directions.
Oh!
540
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,081
Look at that little egg guy.
541
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:32,917
He's got on one of those hats
that smart people wear.
542
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,460
I bet he could help us.
Come on.
543
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,212
Welcome back
to the search bar, madam.
544
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,379
I hope you were able to find
545
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:38,923
a satisfactory
breakfast burrito...
546
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,884
based upon the search results
I provided this morning.
547
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:44,136
What can KnowsMore
help you find now?
548
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,889
Where can I find ballet...?
549
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:48,933
Ballet shoes? Ballet classes?
Ballet folklorico?
550
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,142
BALLET MOM: ...tights?
551
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,352
Girls' size small.
552
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,146
Oh, little Madeline's
trying ballet now, is she?
553
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,357
I hope this lasts longer
than the soccer phase.
554
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:57,858
(CHIMES)
555
00:21:58,901 --> 00:21:59,944
Hmm.
556
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,612
I found 23 million results
557
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,114
for ballet tights,
girls' size small.
558
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,616
Isn't that interesting?
559
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:09,954
AUTOMATED VOICE: Redirecting
to DesmondsTutus.com.
560
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,747
They never say thank you.
561
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,582
Oh, hello, sir.
562
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,751
Interesting, you don't seem to
have a search history.
563
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:17,211
Well, let's start one for you.
564
00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:19,046
What can KnowsMore
help you find today?
565
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,631
- Um...
- Umbrella. Umbrage.
566
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,258
- Umami. Uma Thurman.
- No.
567
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,260
Noah's Ark. No Doubt.
Nordstrom Rack.
568
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:25,469
(GROWLS) Err.
569
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:28,722
Ergonomics. Urban Outfitters.
Urkel, played by Jaleel White.
570
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,016
Looks like no one put
Humpty Dumpty together again.
571
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,685
This guy's
a little soft-boiled.
572
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,103
I'm pretty sure
he's just trying to
573
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,521
guess what you're gonna say.
574
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,689
Yes. I'm sorry,
575
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,358
but my autofill
is a touch aggressive today.
576
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,986
Let me try. (CLEARS THROAT)
ebay Sugar Rush
577
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,195
-steering wheel.
-(CHIMES)
578
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,156
Oh.
579
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,659
I only found one result
for your query.
580
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,536
Hmm. Isn't that interesting?
581
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:53,330
What? How did you...?
582
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,249
Ah, the Internet's
very intuitive.
583
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:57,126
Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore.
584
00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:58,919
Well, you're welcome.
585
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:00,713
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Redirecting to ebay.
586
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:01,964
(RALPH GROANING)
587
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:05,009
KNOWSMORE: I like her.
What a delightful girl.
588
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:08,387
AUTOMATED VOICE: Slow traffic
will be fined for speeds
589
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,931
less than three megabytes
per second.
590
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,404
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
591
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,622
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
592
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,168
Wow, I guess
we know where to go
593
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,754
if we ever need
a pair of goggles.
594
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,631
There's a whole building
full of them.
595
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,549
Oh! There it is! ebay!
596
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:53,724
(YELPS)
597
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,142
Ralph,
we're really gonna do it.
598
00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:57,019
We're actually gonna
save my game.
599
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,228
Told you not to worry.
600
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:01,565
We just got to keep our eyes on
the prize and stay focused.
601
00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:03,984
Get rid of belly fat
using this one weird trick.
602
00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:05,569
Ooh! I love weird tricks.
603
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:06,695
Sassy housewives
want to meet you.
604
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:07,780
They do?
605
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,031
Congratulations,
you're a winner!
606
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,115
Really?
607
00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:11,492
These ten child stars
went to prison.
608
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:12,576
Number six will amaze you.
609
00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:13,744
Ooh. That sounds interesting.
610
00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:15,245
Wanna get rich
playing video games?
611
00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:16,330
Click here to find out how.
612
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:17,539
Ralph, come on!
613
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,458
But there's a lot of
cool stuff here.
614
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,044
I'll be right here if you
change your mind, brother.
615
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,212
Ooh, how about you, lady?
616
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,713
You wanna get rich
playing video games?
617
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:27,883
(AUCTIONEER CHATTERING)
618
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,678
Ladies and gentlemen,
the next item up...
619
00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,554
a black velvet painting
of a sorrowful kitten.
620
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,348
Bidding starts at 49.99.
621
00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:35,516
850 for the beaver,
622
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:36,725
the beautifully
taxidermied beaver...
623
00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:40,771
...a gently used
artificial hip...
624
00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:42,773
and the bidding's open at $10.
Do I hear 20?
625
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,441
AUCTIONEER: Do I hear 3507
Who'll give me 3507
626
00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:45,526
50, 50, 50 now.
627
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:46,694
- Who'll give me 3507
- MALE BIDDER: 400!
628
00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:48,237
Going once,
going twice and sold!
629
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,446
-(BELL DINGS)
- The tortilla chip shaped like
630
00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:50,990
international superstar
Beyoncé Knowles...
631
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,241
goes for 400.
632
00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:53,826
Yay! So happy.
633
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:55,911
Are you understanding
how this game works?
634
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:59,289
I think all you have to do is
yell out the biggest number...
635
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,125
and then you win this stuff.
636
00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:03,544
(SCOFFS) And I thought
Q*bert's game was weird.
637
00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:04,712
Hey, kid, hop up here...
638
00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:05,879
and see if you can tell
639
00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:07,047
where they keep
their steering wheels.
640
00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:11,343
Uh, there's a bunch of sports
memberabilia.
641
00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:14,054
And big baby clothes
called "lingerie."
642
00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,806
- RALPH: Huh.
- Go to the right, move right.
643
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:19,101
Oh. There's a row with a bunch
of old video game junk!
644
00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:21,270
Oh, there it is! There it is!
I see it!
645
00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,813
Oh, someone else
is trying to win it.
646
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:24,440
Come on! Hurry, let's go!
647
00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:25,774
We got 275.
648
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,818
And with 30 seconds left
in the auction, we have 275.
649
00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:28,902
RALPH: Move! Move! Hey!
650
00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:30,487
- That's ours! Out of the way!
- Do I hear a three?
651
00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:31,655
- I'll give you three!
- I got three!
652
00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:33,073
Can ll get a 30573057
Can ll get a 3-57?
653
00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:35,075
-305.
-305, can I geta 3107
654
00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,326
- Can you bid 3107
-310.
655
00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:38,078
-3756.
-320.
656
00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:39,163
325.
657
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,789
Oh, man, this guy is good.
658
00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,583
He keeps coming up with
numbers like it's nothing.
659
00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:44,752
I have three-and-a-quarter.
Do I hear 350?
660
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,253
-350? 3507
- Watch this.
661
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,421
1,000!
662
00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:50,007
1,000!
We now have a bid of 1,000!
663
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:52,259
Way to go, kid!
That is a huge number.
664
00:25:52,426 --> 00:25:53,802
- Thank you.
- Check this out.
665
00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:55,387
15,000!
666
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,639
15,000! Do I hear 15-5?
667
00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:58,724
(STAMMERS)
668
00:25:58,807 --> 00:25:59,975
15-fiver!
669
00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:01,310
-16!
-171
670
00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:02,561
-18!
-20!
671
00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,146
- 23!
- 25!
672
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,023
-27!
-27 and one!
673
00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:08,650
And sold! For 27,001...
674
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:11,236
to the barefoot hobo
in the broken overalls.
675
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,404
Hey, that's me!
676
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:13,614
- We won!
- We won!
677
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:14,990
Congratulations.
Here's your voucher
678
00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:17,326
for auction item 197324579.
679
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:19,369
Please take it to checkout
for processing.
680
00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:21,914
EBAY ELAYNE:
So, we are set to ship
681
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,415
one Sugar Rush
steering wheel...
682
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,958
- RALPH: Mmm-hmm.
-...to a Litwak's Family
683
00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:26,460
FunLand in Los Aburridos,
California.
684
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:27,544
Yep!
685
00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:28,712
With expedited shipping,
686
00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,714
that should arrive
Wednesday morning.
687
00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:33,383
That's two whole days before
Litwak scraps your game.
688
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,260
We're way ahead of schedule.
689
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:36,470
We rule!
690
00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:38,305
I'll just need
a credit card number.
691
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,432
Sorry, what's a
credit card number?
692
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,684
A credit card number.
693
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:45,270
Number. Right.
Uh, seven.
694
00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:46,897
Excuse me?
695
00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:49,942
Sorry, no. You're right,
ridiculous. I meant 11.
696
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,735
Those aren't
credit card numbers.
697
00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:53,237
I'm pretty sure they are.
698
00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:55,155
How exactly do you intend
to pay for this item, sir?
699
00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:57,574
You owe $27,001.
700
00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:58,742
What?
701
00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:01,161
Dollars? Dollars like money?
702
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:04,206
Yes, and if you don't
have a credit card...
703
00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:06,208
we also accept PayPal,
Venmo,
704
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,252
ProPay, SquareCash
and BuzzzyBucks.
705
00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:09,753
- Uh...
-(CHUCKLING)
706
00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,839
You're gonna laugh. Okay.
707
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:17,261
So this big galoot,
he left his wallet at home.
708
00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:20,013
Yeah, yeah, I did leave
my wallet at home,
709
00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:22,141
in my wallet room.
And the door's locked.
710
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:23,809
Uh-huh.
711
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:26,019
Look. If you don't pay
within 24 hours...
712
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,188
you will be in violation
of the unpaid item policy...
713
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:30,858
you will forfeit the bid,
and you will lose this item.
714
00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:32,025
Next!
715
00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:35,362
Hey, buddy, you going to eboy?
716
00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,656
Well, I got some free advice
for you. Don't.
717
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,241
What a scam!
718
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:42,578
(GRUNTING) We were so close,
and we would have gotten...
719
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,497
Look, their signs
aren't even real!
720
00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:47,040
(SHOUTS)
721
00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:53,255
What the heck? Dang Internet.
722
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,339
(CHIMING)
723
00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,592
(SHOUTING)
724
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,678
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.
725
00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:01,847
Hey, kid. What's going on?
What's wrong?
726
00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,307
If I don't have
a steering wheel,
727
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:05,225
I don't have a game,
I'm gameless.
728
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:08,187
There's only one steering
wheel in the whole Internet...
729
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:11,190
and we blew our chance
to get it. We blew it!
730
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:13,150
Hey, hey, hey, calm down.
731
00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:14,776
We came here
to save your game,
732
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,069
and that's what
we're gonna do.
733
00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:17,154
Right.
734
00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,697
- Okay?
- Okay, yeah.
735
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:19,990
(EXHALES)
736
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:21,116
There you go.
737
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:23,869
Now look, all we got to do...
738
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:26,955
is figure out a way
to earn a little bit of moola.
739
00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:30,584
We're video game characters,
Ralph. We don't have moola.
740
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:32,377
Unless you can think
of some magical way
741
00:28:32,461 --> 00:28:35,255
to get rich
playing video games.
742
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,925
(BOTH GASP)
743
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,344
Wanna get rich
playing video games?
744
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:42,179
Click right here
to find out how.
745
00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:44,348
- Back off, pop-up!
-(GROANING)
746
00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:45,515
POP-UP BLOCKER:
Right this way, miss.
747
00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,226
Dang pop-up blockers.
748
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,353
Why does everybody
got to be so mean?
749
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,730
Ooh! There he is! Oh, thank
goodness you're still here!
750
00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:55,108
Me and my friend here, we got
24 hours to make $27,001...
751
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:56,443
or she loses her game.
752
00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:57,694
Yeah, can you please tell us
753
00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,780
how to get rich
playing video games?
754
00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:01,114
(STAMMERING)
You bet! (CHUCKLES)
755
00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:04,117
Come on, click here, and
I'll take you to my website.
756
00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:05,786
(RALPH EXCLAIMING)
757
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:07,496
(RALPH GROANS)
758
00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:10,123
You got an ample carriage
there, buster. (CHUCKLES)
759
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,375
Causing a little drag.
760
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:12,876
Sorry. You're getting close
to the edge.
761
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:13,961
Huh?
762
00:29:14,044 --> 00:29:16,588
RALPH: You see the...?
The edge. The edge! (SHOUTS)
763
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,674
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
764
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,385
SPAMLEY: By the way,
my name is JP Spamley...
765
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,011
and I'd like to welcome
the both of you
766
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,554
to the Spamley family.
767
00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:25,681
(SPAMLEY CHUCKLES)
768
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:29,268
All right,
step into my parlor.
769
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,436
This is your website?
770
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:32,896
I know what you're thinking,
not to worry.
771
00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:34,648
My anti-virus guy
was just here.
772
00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,108
- Clean as a...
-(RAT SQUEAKING)
773
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,526
Oh! (GRUNTING)
774
00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:38,610
Dang it!
775
00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:39,903
Oh, my gosh.
That's embarrassing.
776
00:29:39,987 --> 00:29:41,780
(CHUCKLES) Anyway,
I know it's a bit of a mess...
777
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:42,864
Hey, Gord!
778
00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:44,658
But I do have a system here,
I really do.
779
00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:46,743
If I can just find that...
Gord!
780
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:49,204
- I just got to find this list.
-(BOTH SHRIEK)
781
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:50,289
SPAMLEY: Oh, there you are.
782
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:53,041
These guys are looking to get
rich playing video games.
783
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:54,918
What do you got for them,
partner?
784
00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:05,137
Thank you.
785
00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:09,141
"Fishwife's amulet,
Wizard Quest, three dollars."
786
00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:13,020
"Foxhole hammer, Zombie
Crusades, five dollars"?
787
00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:14,438
Now, those there are
788
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,815
some of your more commonplace,
low-dollar items.
789
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:19,109
Can you back up a sec,
Mr. Spamley?
790
00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:21,361
Um, you're saying if we find
791
00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:24,448
the Golden Cleats
from Pro League Soccer...
792
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:27,117
we find those and bring them
back here to you...
793
00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:30,620
then a human being in the
real world will pay us $15?
794
00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:31,830
Yes, ma'am.
795
00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:34,207
Welcome to the exciting world
of loot hunting.
796
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:35,459
Folks go into games...
797
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,461
they harvest
the most coveted items...
798
00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:39,212
and they sell them
on my website
799
00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:41,465
to the highest bidder. Ha-ha?
800
00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:42,883
Okay, but here's the thing...
801
00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:44,926
we need like
a buttload of money.
802
00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:47,929
So, do you have any more
lucrative items, maybe?
803
00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:49,389
Gord!
804
00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:51,308
- Gord!
-(BOTH SHRIEK)
805
00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:52,476
Oh, there you are.
806
00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:56,688
Thank you, buddy.
You're such a nice guy.
807
00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:59,483
Is $40,000 lucrative
enough for you?
808
00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:00,567
- Whoa!
- Whoa.
809
00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:01,943
It's more than enough.
810
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:03,904
I got a guy
in Des Moines, Iowa...
811
00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:06,782
who will pay 40 grand
for Shank's car...
812
00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,909
from a game
called Slaughter Race.
813
00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:10,077
A racing game?
814
00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:12,329
That's right. Slaughter Race
is the most popular
815
00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:14,039
online racing game out there.
816
00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:16,166
However,
it is wicked dangerous.
817
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:17,584
We ain't afraid of danger.
818
00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:19,586
This kid's the best racer
in the whole world.
819
00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:22,130
We'll get you that car,
no problemo.
820
00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:26,176
ANNOUNCER: Slaughter Race!
Enter at your own risk.
821
00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:27,511
(TIRES SCREECHING)
822
00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:32,391
(HORN BLARING)
823
00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:35,852
Okay, this game
is kind of amazing.
824
00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:40,399
Meh, the attention to detail
is pretty impressive.
825
00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:41,483
(COUGHING)
826
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,276
I don't think
I've ever been in a game
827
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,736
-with smog before.
-(BOTH GASP)
828
00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:45,987
-(DOG BARKING)
-(RALPH SHOUTING)
829
00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:48,532
- Nice kitty. Nice Kitty.
- Easy, boy. Easy.
830
00:31:48,949 --> 00:31:50,117
(RALPH AND VANELLOPE SHRIEK)
831
00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:52,369
(WATER SPLASHES)
832
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,746
Let's just find Shank's car
and get outta here.
833
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:55,914
Agreed.
834
00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:02,963
- Look. Look.
- Whoa!
835
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:04,047
RALPH: There it is.
836
00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:06,091
VANELLOPE:
That car is gorgeous.
837
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,343
No wonder it's worth so much.
838
00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:09,511
-(SHUSHES)
(FOOTSTEPS)
839
00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,596
RALPH: Aw, sugar.
840
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:14,015
- Players. They beat us to it.
- Aw.
841
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:16,393
JIMMY: 317 hours
of continuous gameplay...
842
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,146
and we've finally
found Shank's car.
843
00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:20,856
Let's jack this ride.
844
00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:23,233
Oh, yeah, DirtySocks,
it's on.
845
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:25,068
JIMMY'S GRANDMA: Jim! Jimmy?
846
00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:28,071
You're not playing that
horrible game again, are you?
847
00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,489
-(LAUGHS)
- No, Grandma!
848
00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:30,740
I'm doing my homework.
849
00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:32,284
Okay, like I said...
850
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,077
Let's jack this ride.
851
00:32:34,703 --> 00:32:35,996
(TIFFANY WHIMPERS)
852
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:41,751
SHANK: Well, well, well.
853
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:46,715
While the cat was away,
these mice tried to play.
854
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:52,304
Hey, I think
that might be Shank.
855
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:53,805
Listen up, mice...
856
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:56,975
anyone who tries to play
with this cat's ride
857
00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:58,185
is gonna get got.
858
00:32:58,351 --> 00:33:00,896
JIMMY:
You're going down, Shank.
859
00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:03,773
Pyro.
Give those punks the works.
860
00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:05,442
With pleasure.
861
00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:07,903
(BOTH GASP)
862
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,280
ANNOUNCER: End of the road!
863
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,033
Gosh dang it!
Now we got to start all over.
864
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,118
Ralph, maybe...
865
00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:17,162
-(PANTING)
- Hey, where are you going?
866
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,331
I am scared.
867
00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:20,582
If we get burned up in here,
868
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:21,791
that's it, we're dead,
we're gone.
869
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:23,502
So, I think we should
get outta here right now.
870
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:26,087
No, wait, wait.
I have an idea.
871
00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:27,756
-(BELL RINGS)
-(POWER SWITCH CLANGS)
872
00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:29,841
Hey, Shank?
873
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,218
What's up, Pyro?
874
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,803
Um, do you ever reckon
we're going a bit too hard
875
00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:35,055
on the players?
876
00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:38,099
Honestly, no, I don't.
877
00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:42,354
Of course, I have empathy for
players like DirtySocks537
878
00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:44,439
and BabeRaham_Linkin...
879
00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:46,483
but if we just let them win,
880
00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:48,568
where's the life lesson?
You know?
881
00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:51,988
- PYRO: Mmm.
- Yeah, but to Pyro's point...
882
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:54,616
I mean, those players
work so hard to get here.
883
00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:56,284
I hear you, Felony...
884
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,370
but imagine a game
without challenges.
885
00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:01,540
The same predictable thing
every single time...
886
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:02,749
who wants that?
887
00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:03,959
Shank's right.
888
00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:06,628
I just saw a really insightful
TED talk...
889
00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:08,880
and I can't really remember
what the guy said.
890
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,924
It was more about
how he made me feel.
891
00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:13,218
But I think, ultimately,
the point was...
892
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:16,388
I honor your journeys, guys.
893
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,557
And we honor yours,
Butcher Boy.
894
00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:20,016
Thank you.
895
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:21,101
Hey, Shank,
896
00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:22,477
did you ever wonder
what it would be like...
897
00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:24,271
if someone actually
did get your car?
898
00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:25,730
Well, I know one thing...
899
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:28,608
whoever does will have to be
the best of the best.
900
00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:30,151
-(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
-(ALL EXCLAIM)
901
00:34:32,445 --> 00:34:33,989
Good day to you, madam.
902
00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:35,198
Who are you?
903
00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:38,410
I'm here from the,
uh, Department of Noise.
904
00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:41,204
And the thing is, we've been
getting some complaints
905
00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:42,664
down at HQ.
906
00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:44,499
Uh, Larry's the one
who takes the calls.
907
00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:45,875
Anyways, someone told Larry...
908
00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:47,085
that we've been
hearing a lot of
909
00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:48,628
gun sounds
and screaming sounds...
910
00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:50,589
and what-have-you.
That sort of thing.
911
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:54,259
Whoa! This is nice.
912
00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:57,679
Where have you
been all my life?
913
00:34:58,305 --> 00:35:00,223
Uh, so ll came to
check on things.
914
00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:02,267
Oh, I'm sorry, who did you
say you were again?
915
00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,019
Oh, I'm Larry?
916
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,271
Uh, you said
Larry took the call.
917
00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:09,274
-(ENGINE REVVING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
918
00:35:10,317 --> 00:35:11,985
-(GROANS)
-(GASPS)
919
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,739
Good job, Larry!
920
00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:18,408
Yeah, worked like a charm!
921
00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,955
(TIRES SCREECHING)
922
00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:26,249
Are you kidding me?
Someone got Shank's car?
923
00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:28,501
And I need yours. Sorry.
924
00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:32,797
I'm just... I'm just gonna go.
925
00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:35,383
(JIMMY CRIES)
926
00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,677
This is the worst day
of my life!
927
00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:40,555
(SIGHS) It's a shame
we have to leave so soon.
928
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,015
This game is cool.
929
00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:43,183
Just get us out of here
930
00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,310
So we can get this car
to Spamley and get paid.
931
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:46,645
No problem.
932
00:35:46,728 --> 00:35:48,647
(CARS CRASHING)
933
00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:49,981
RALPH: Uh-oh.
934
00:35:50,065 --> 00:35:52,150
VANELLOPE: Look at this guy
coming in hot.
935
00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:06,331
-(VANELLOPE SHRIEKS)
-(RALPH SHOUTING)
936
00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:11,169
You mess with the bull, you
get the horns, little girl!
937
00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:13,254
(RALPH SCREAMS)
938
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:17,342
You still have value,
Butcher Boy.
939
00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:22,722
RALPH: Oh, no!
It's that Shank lady.
940
00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:24,015
She looks upset.
941
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,226
Ah, don't worry,
I'll lose her.
942
00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:27,811
(RALPH YELLING)
943
00:36:28,144 --> 00:36:29,479
(TIRES SCREECHING)
944
00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:34,275
(RALPH SHOUTING)
945
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:36,277
Where are you going?
946
00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,988
Kid, get back on the track.
I'm gonna lose my cookies.
947
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:41,491
There is no track.
I can drive anywhere.
948
00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:43,368
Whoo!
949
00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:52,001
(RALPH SHOUTING)
950
00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:59,008
Oh, kid, she's coming up
right behind us.
951
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:00,176
Oh, hello!
952
00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:02,178
I believe you have
something of mine.
953
00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:03,972
Yeah, come and get it.
954
00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:06,057
(ENGINE REVVING)
955
00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:09,269
(TIRES SCREECHING)
956
00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:17,318
- Ooh!
-(RALPH SHOUTING)
957
00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:20,989
(EXCLAIMS)
This girl can drive.
958
00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:33,168
Would you hurry up
and lose her?
959
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:34,419
I'm trying!
960
00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:38,047
- Hang on, chumbo!
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
961
00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:39,466
(RALPH SHRIEKS)
962
00:37:41,551 --> 00:37:44,220
(RALPH SHOUTS, WHIMPERS)
963
00:37:44,304 --> 00:37:46,222
I don't like this!
964
00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:49,225
(RALPH GASPING)
965
00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:52,312
(RALPH EXCLAIMING)
966
00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:56,983
(TIRES SCREECHING)
967
00:37:57,692 --> 00:38:00,528
Whoa! Mother Hubbard,
this lady can really drive.
968
00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:02,614
Kid, fire!
Do you see the fire?
969
00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:03,782
Dead end! Dead end!
970
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:06,534
Not for me. Bye-bye, Shanky.
971
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:07,702
(DISTORTED SHOUTING)
972
00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:09,162
VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo!
973
00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:10,955
RALPH: Oh, yeah!
VANELLOPE: That's the stuff.
974
00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:12,040
Good job, kid.
975
00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:14,793
Oh, yeah,
I feel like me again.
976
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,127
One exit straight ahead.
977
00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:24,594
(TIRES SCREECHING)
978
00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:36,731
You're not gonna lose me
that easy.
979
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:37,816
How did you...?
980
00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:39,567
Uh, you might wanna keep
your eyes on the road.
981
00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:40,819
(GASPS) Kid!
982
00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:42,070
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(SHRIEKS)
983
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,696
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
984
00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:44,864
(VANELLOPE GASPS)
985
00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:51,496
Yo, Department of Noise,
get out of my car!
986
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,122
Oh, man, what are we gonna do?
987
00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:55,124
You just stay put,
don't panic.
988
00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:56,209
I'm gonna talk to her.
989
00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:57,544
Ralph, be careful.
990
00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:00,505
It's fine.
This is what heroes do.
991
00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:03,216
(GRUNTING, NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
992
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,343
My bottom is stuck.
993
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,595
(YELPS, GRUNTS)
994
00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:10,515
This car is not designed
for a big boy.
995
00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:12,183
I'll tell you that. Hi.
996
00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:15,019
You guys really thought
you could just steal my car?
997
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,355
Well, let me tell you
what's gonna happen now.
998
00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:20,149
No, wait, listen. We aren't
normally car thieves.
999
00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:23,444
My friend here,
she's a candy kart racer.
1000
00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:24,737
You should see her
racing around
1001
00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:26,281
her sweet little track...
1002
00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:27,782
in her cookie wafer car
we built together.
1003
00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:29,284
(GROANS IN EMBARRASSMENT)
1004
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:33,788
And, well, the thing is, her
perfect little game broke...
1005
00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:35,623
and it was my fault...
1006
00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:37,959
so we're here
to try to fix it...
1007
00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:39,210
and we need money to do that,
1008
00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:40,962
and someone was
gonna pay us money...
1009
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:42,463
-to steal your car...
- Okay, okay.
1010
00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:44,507
-...and so we took it.
- You can stop crying.
1011
00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:45,758
-(SNIFFLING)
- Though I do respect
1012
00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:47,677
your wonderful display
of vulnerability.
1013
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,470
(SNIFFLES) Thank you.
1014
00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:51,180
I get it, I do.
1015
00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:53,516
Friendship is
everything to us, too.
1016
00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:56,060
- Right, guys?
- Word. We're like family.
1017
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,770
That's really great.
1018
00:39:57,854 --> 00:39:59,689
So, does this mean
we can keep your car?
1019
00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:02,901
Absolutely not.
But I do want to help.
1020
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:04,152
Hey, you got
your phone on you?
1021
00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:06,279
- You know it.
- Let's make a video.
1022
00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:08,573
Pyro, hit big boy
with the blow and go.
1023
00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:09,657
I'd love to.
1024
00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:10,950
Wait. What's the...?
1025
00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:12,035
(AIR WHOOSHING)
1026
00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:13,494
(SHOUTING) What are you doing?
1027
00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:16,039
Say something, first thing
that comes to your mind.
1028
00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:18,750
I'm gonna wreck it!
1029
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,586
Good. All right.
Turn it off.
1030
00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,880
(SHOUTS) Ow.
1031
00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:25,298
VANELLOPE: What the heck
did you do that for?
1032
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:26,382
Yeah.
1033
00:40:26,466 --> 00:40:29,344
There are much better ways
to make money on the Internet
1034
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:30,970
than stealing cars...
1035
00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:34,140
such as becoming
a BuzzzTube star.
1036
00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:35,975
Am I supposed to know
what that is?
1037
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:38,186
Oh, come on.
Everybody knows BuzzzTube.
1038
00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:40,146
It's the video-sharing site.
1039
00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:41,731
I'm just starting
your account...
1040
00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:44,192
-(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
- All right, there you go.
1041
00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:47,946
If this thing goes viral,
you can make a lot of money.
1042
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:50,031
A friend of mine,
chick named Yesss...
1043
00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:51,950
she's the head algorithm
over there.
1044
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:53,326
Tell her I sent you.
1045
00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:54,577
Yesss will hook you up.
1046
00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:56,996
Wow,
that's really nice of you.
1047
00:40:57,163 --> 00:40:58,957
I'm not sure
if "nice" is the right word.
1048
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,375
Well, thank you.
1049
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:02,293
I should be thanking you,
little sister.
1050
00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:03,878
That race was fun.
1051
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,505
Oh. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1052
00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:06,589
Well, thank you again.
1053
00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:08,383
Uh... You know...
1054
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:11,094
While we're talking shop,
what move did you do
1055
00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:12,720
to get through
that tunnel of fire?
1056
00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:15,640
Was it a power drift into
a drift jump, maybe, or...?
1057
00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:16,975
Maybe.
1058
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:19,268
If you ever wanna come back
for a rematch...
1059
00:41:19,435 --> 00:41:21,270
I'd be happy
to kick your butt again.
1060
00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:22,647
-(CHUCKLES)
- See you.
1061
00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:23,898
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1062
00:41:25,358 --> 00:41:27,694
-(TRAIN HORN BLARES)
-(CROSSING SIGNAL DINGING)
1063
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:37,996
Whoa.
1064
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:39,288
Show-off.
1065
00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:42,875
Man, oh, man,
that place was scary.
1066
00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:44,836
I know. It was so exciting!
1067
00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:46,921
No, exciting is
when you smile.
1068
00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:48,548
Scary is when
you clench your butt,
1069
00:41:48,631 --> 00:41:50,299
and my butt is still clenched.
1070
00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:52,343
Oh, come on,
are you honestly telling me...
1071
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,471
that Shank lady wasn't the
coolest person you ever met?
1072
00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,974
Cool?
Name one cool thing about her.
1073
00:41:58,141 --> 00:42:00,268
Um, let's see, she looks cool,
she talks cool...
1074
00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:02,645
she drives cool, her hair
is cool, her car is cool...
1075
00:42:02,812 --> 00:42:04,814
Wait a minute, are you saying
my hair isn't cool?
1076
00:42:04,981 --> 00:42:09,068
What? No! I'm just saying
the game was next-level.
1077
00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:11,654
There was no one telling you
what to do or where to go.
1078
00:42:11,821 --> 00:42:13,948
Hey, just where do you think
you're going?
1079
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:15,908
To BuzzzTube. It's this way.
1080
00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:18,369
No, no, no.
We're going back to Spamley's.
1081
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,371
He can give us
some easier loot to find.
1082
00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:23,207
No, we're supposed to
see Shank's friend.
1083
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,585
Oh, come on. I don't trust
that Shank one bit.
1084
00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:27,962
- Well, I do.
Well, I... (GASPS)
1085
00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:29,714
- Hello, mister.
- Who are you?
1086
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:31,883
I'm your friendly
ebay alert messenger.
1087
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:33,843
Huh. An actual eboy.
1088
00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:37,430
Just here to let you know your
bid expires in eight hours.
1089
00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:40,516
Eight hours.
Okay, thanks, eboy.
1090
00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:42,351
You got it, Jackson!
1091
00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:46,272
Chumbo, if we nickel-and-dime
it with Spamley...
1092
00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:49,525
it will take 20 years to make
enough money to buy the wheel.
1093
00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:52,737
(SIGHS) All right, fine.
We'll do it your way.
1094
00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:54,864
But I'm telling you right now,
that BuzzzTube place
1095
00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:56,449
is a terrible idea.
1096
00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:01,913
(OVERLAPPING NOISES ON VIDEOS)
1097
00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:06,709
Man, there are all kinds of
videos in here.
1098
00:43:06,876 --> 00:43:09,378
Yeah, if you like babies
and cats.
1099
00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:11,255
- Look, there's you!
- Oh, yeah.
1100
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:12,840
RALPH: (ON VIDEO)
I'm gonna wreck it!
1101
00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:14,300
(ALL LAUGHING)
1102
00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:17,011
VANELLOPE: I wonder
why those little guys
1103
00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:18,679
are giving your video
all those hearts?
1104
00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:20,223
Because obviously
they love me.
1105
00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:22,350
I told you this place
was a good idea.
1106
00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:24,018
(SCOFFS)
Yeah, sure you did, doof.
1107
00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:26,604
Now, who we supposed to see
about getting paid again?
1108
00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:30,108
The head algorithm.
Her name is Yesss.
1109
00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:32,318
No. No. No.
1110
00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:35,321
Uninspired, clichéd...
1111
00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:37,323
Ugh! YouTube's got this one.
1112
00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:39,826
Chewbacca Dad? Really?
1113
00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:43,204
Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom,
but it's a daddy.
1114
00:43:43,412 --> 00:43:44,580
- No!
-(DOOR OPENS)
1115
00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:47,708
Heyo!
Are you the head of Al Gore?
1116
00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:51,587
I am the head algorithm
of BuzzzTube...
1117
00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:53,506
which means
I curate the content...
1118
00:43:53,673 --> 00:43:56,175
at the Internet's most popular
video-sharing site.
1119
00:43:56,342 --> 00:43:58,136
Which means,
I don't have time to trifle...
1120
00:43:58,302 --> 00:44:00,638
with every shoeless,
mouth-breathing hobo
1121
00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:02,056
that trundles into my office.
1122
00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:03,432
Call security, Maybe.
1123
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:07,145
Yes. (STAMMERS) But, Yesss,
this is the leaf blower guy.
1124
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,312
Who?
1125
00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:09,939
The man
with the undulating jowls.
1126
00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:11,149
So?
1127
00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:13,609
(WHISPERS) His video has
1.3 million hearts.
1128
00:44:13,776 --> 00:44:15,319
(EXCLAIMS) Well!
1129
00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:17,905
(LAUGHS)
Why didn't you tell me
1130
00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:19,782
I was in the presence
of a genius?
1131
00:44:19,949 --> 00:44:21,409
(SNAPS FINGERS)
Grab him a drink. (CHUCKLES)
1132
00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:22,827
Yeah, this lady named Shank...
1133
00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:24,328
she actually made the video.
1134
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,497
She's the one who told us
to come see you.
1135
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:28,708
No wonder
your video's so dope.
1136
00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,668
Shank is for real cool.
1137
00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:31,836
Right?
1138
00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:33,296
(SCOFFS) She is not.
1139
00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:35,173
I'm the cool one
getting all the hearts.
1140
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:38,050
Well, that's right,
you big baby.
1141
00:44:38,134 --> 00:44:39,135
-(YESSS COOING)
-(GIGGLES)
1142
00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:40,219
Yeah.
1143
00:44:40,386 --> 00:44:41,387
Um, what'd you say
your name was?
1144
00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:42,847
Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph.
1145
00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:46,100
Well, Wreck-It Ralph,
you are trending!
1146
00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:50,104
And these are for you. Hearts,
hearts, hearts, hearts.
1147
00:44:50,271 --> 00:44:52,023
- Hearts, hearts, hearts!
- Hearts, hearts, hearts!
1148
00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:53,149
Yes! Hearts!
1149
00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:54,984
(BOTH REPEATING)
1150
00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:56,110
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1151
00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:58,154
Uh, not to buzzkill
the lovefest
1152
00:44:58,237 --> 00:44:59,614
you guys got going on here...
1153
00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:01,490
but Shank kinda told us that
1154
00:45:01,574 --> 00:45:04,660
viral videos can make,
like, actual money?
1155
00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:06,746
Oh, hearts are money, honey.
1156
00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:09,123
Your Buzzzy account
converts hearts into dollars.
1157
00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:10,291
Ka-ching!
1158
00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:12,126
RALPH: $43,000!
1159
00:45:12,293 --> 00:45:15,296
Kid, we only needed $27,001.
We're done.
1160
00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:18,341
Oh, no, no, no. (LAUGHING)
1161
00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:20,218
That's $43.
1162
00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:23,971
437 That's not even
half of 27,001.
1163
00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:27,433
And we only have eight hours
left to save my game.
1164
00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:30,478
Ugh. Well, I hate to say it,
but that ain't happening.
1165
00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:32,188
Your video is tapped out.
1166
00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:33,898
But I thought I was trenching?
1167
00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:34,982
Trending.
1168
00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:37,318
You were.
But that was 15 seconds ago.
1169
00:45:37,485 --> 00:45:39,195
Now, you're not. (CHUCKLES)
1170
00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:40,279
Thanks for stopping by,
though.
1171
00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:42,907
Aw!
1172
00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:44,408
What are we gonna do, kid?
1173
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:47,328
All right, pal, I have
an idea. And hear me out.
1174
00:45:47,495 --> 00:45:50,665
What if we go back
to Slaughter Race
1175
00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:51,958
and I ask Shank really...
1176
00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:55,920
No, no, no. We're not going
back to that death trap.
1177
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:58,339
Yesss, what if I made you
a whole bunch of videos...
1178
00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:00,800
of me doing all kinds of them
crazy things?
1179
00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:02,635
You mean saturate the market?
1180
00:46:02,802 --> 00:46:04,929
That could get you
a lot of hearts fast.
1181
00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:06,347
Have you thought
this through at all?
1182
00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:08,975
What do you plan on even doing
in these videos?
1183
00:46:09,141 --> 00:46:11,269
I'll just copy
whatever's popular.
1184
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,938
Genius. Yo, Maybe,
what's trending right now?
1185
00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:16,065
Mmm-hmm.
Let's have a lookie-lookie.
1186
00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:18,359
As usual, human suffering
IS number one...
1187
00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:19,944
followed by hot pepper
1188
00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:21,195
-eating challenges...
-(SCREAMING)
1189
00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:22,905
-video game walkthroughs...
-(GOAT SCREAMING)
1190
00:46:22,989 --> 00:46:24,240
oh, screaming goats
are back...
1191
00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:27,535
unboxings, cooking demos,
makeup tutorials...
1192
00:46:27,702 --> 00:46:30,413
and lastly, ugh, bee puns.
1193
00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:33,249
(BUZZING) Let's "bee” friends.
1194
00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:35,126
(BOTH GROAN)
1195
00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:36,502
Two weeks in a row, guys.
1196
00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:38,212
That's a fortnight
of bee puns.
1197
00:46:38,379 --> 00:46:41,048
He won't be doing any bee
puns. They're beneath you.
1198
00:46:41,215 --> 00:46:43,843
Oh, I'm doing a bee pun.
Oh, yes, I am.
1199
00:46:44,010 --> 00:46:46,804
And I'm eating a hot pepper,
and I'm putting on makeup...
1200
00:46:46,971 --> 00:46:48,222
and whatever else it takes!
1201
00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:51,017
Because, kid, we came here
to save your game
1202
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:52,393
and we're gonna do it.
1203
00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:54,103
I love it! Ha!
1204
00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:55,896
That is what the Internet
was made for!
1205
00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:57,898
Now, let's get to work.
1206
00:46:58,691 --> 00:47:00,192
(LEE YAWNING)
1207
00:47:00,276 --> 00:47:01,569
Seen it.
1208
00:47:01,736 --> 00:47:03,404
Saw that one.
1209
00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:05,823
Seen it. Seen it.
1210
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:07,992
- Huh?
-(MOUSE CLICKS)
1211
00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:10,161
(RALPH SHOUTING)
1212
00:47:14,415 --> 00:47:15,791
(CHUCKLES)
1213
00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:18,002
Yo, McNeely,
you remember Wreck-It Ralph?
1214
00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:19,879
That bad guy
from the old video game?
1215
00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:21,714
Yeah, exactly.
1216
00:47:21,881 --> 00:47:23,090
I'm gonna send you
a super random video.
1217
00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:24,175
Check it out, dude.
1218
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:25,968
Yeah, I'll give it a heart.
Whatever.
1219
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,889
(RALPH SHOUTING ON VIDEO)
1220
00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:38,731
Hey, everybody, welcome to
Up To the Meme-ent!
1221
00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:39,982
I'm your host, Dani Fernandez.
1222
00:47:40,149 --> 00:47:41,776
Nobody knows
who's making them,
1223
00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:43,277
but the whole world
is going bonkers...
1224
00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:45,946
over a series
of truly bizarre videos...
1225
00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:48,491
starring '80s-era bad guy
Wreck-It Ralph.
1226
00:47:48,741 --> 00:47:50,576
Check out what
everyone is buzzing about...
1227
00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:51,827
over at BuzzzTube.com.
1228
00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:53,662
Hey, guys,
Wreck-It Ralph here...
1229
00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:56,082
with the ghost pepper
challenge.
1230
00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:58,125
Supposed to be spicy.
We'll see about that.
1231
00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,127
Mmm. That's not so...
1232
00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:02,505
Oh, it's very hot!
Oh, make it stop!
1233
00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:04,382
(CHUCKLES) Yo, McNeely,
another one just dropped.
1234
00:48:04,465 --> 00:48:05,466
Check it out, dude.
1235
00:48:05,633 --> 00:48:07,426
Where are these things
coming from?
1236
00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:09,720
Hey, Josey, did you see
the pepper challenge?
1237
00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:10,805
JOSEY: Oh, not yet.
1238
00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:13,224
I'm watching the one
where he just smacks his lips.
1239
00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:14,392
It's disgusting.
1240
00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:15,851
RALPH: You don't want
any real hard lines.
1241
00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:18,479
You just want to blend that
out there, like this...
1242
00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:20,272
And that, my friends,
1243
00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:23,109
is how you achieve
the perfect cat eye.
1244
00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:24,235
-(LAUGHTER)
- I always start
1245
00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:26,737
with the hootnanny.
Shift it into a floss.
1246
00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:30,991
And now [ finish with
a hot Marat. Huh? Huh?
1247
00:48:31,075 --> 00:48:32,410
Follow along with me,
1248
00:48:32,493 --> 00:48:36,205
and I'm gonna give this little
cloud a little friend...
1249
00:48:36,372 --> 00:48:38,165
-in the form of a tree.
-(LAUGHTER)
1250
00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:39,834
Everybody needs a friend.
1251
00:48:41,377 --> 00:48:42,503
Look at these guys.
1252
00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:44,588
Look at this one,
sleeping under his ear.
1253
00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,799
You couch potatoes.
Wake up.
1254
00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:49,844
We've been baking
at about 950 degrees
1255
00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:51,053
now for six hours...
1256
00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:52,847
So she should be ready.
1257
00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:54,223
(COUGHING)
1258
00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:56,642
Voila! Burnt pie!
1259
00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:58,477
Let's have a little whiff
of this here. (SNIFFS)
1260
00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:00,646
(SHOUTING) My hair, my hair!
My hair!
1261
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,149
This man is on fire.
1262
00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,443
Literal and figurative fire.
1263
00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:07,403
But he still needs
200 million hearts
1264
00:49:07,486 --> 00:49:08,737
in the next five hours...
1265
00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:10,739
or this beautiful child
loses her game.
1266
00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:13,242
That's why
I'm on to phase two...
1267
00:49:13,409 --> 00:49:15,744
you, my elite Pop-Up Army.
1268
00:49:15,911 --> 00:49:17,872
I need you out there
popping up...
1269
00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:20,166
and getting clicks
all over the Internet.
1270
00:49:20,332 --> 00:49:23,252
I'm talking Tumblr,
Instagram, Mashable.
1271
00:49:23,419 --> 00:49:24,753
Be my pied pipers and
1272
00:49:24,837 --> 00:49:27,131
lead that beautiful traffic
to BuzzzTube...
1273
00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:29,925
because Wreck-It Ralph
needs his hearts.
1274
00:49:34,013 --> 00:49:36,182
Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, you, you.
1275
00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:37,516
You don't wanna miss this.
1276
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:38,767
It's the latest
Wreck-It Ralph video.
1277
00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:40,394
Click it. Click it!
1278
00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:55,618
Man oh Manischewitz,
that looks so fun.
1279
00:49:55,784 --> 00:49:56,869
Yesss, can I be a pop-up?
1280
00:49:57,036 --> 00:49:59,497
I don't know. Can you be
annoyingly aggressive?
1281
00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:02,124
I don't know.
Can I? Can I? Can I?
1282
00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:04,585
Canl?Canl? Can ll?
Canl?Canl? Can ll?
1283
00:50:05,753 --> 00:50:07,796
Oh, yes, you're perfect. Here.
1284
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,089
Thank you!
1285
00:50:09,256 --> 00:50:10,257
If you're going, I wanna go.
1286
00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:13,677
No, baby, you've got to stay
here and be my movie star.
1287
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:16,972
What? No, no, no. Me and the
kid are like shoes and socks.
1288
00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:18,641
Or peanut butter and bacon.
1289
00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:20,351
One cannot exist
without the other.
1290
00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:21,602
Go on, kid, tell her.
1291
00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:22,770
It's true.
1292
00:50:22,937 --> 00:50:26,023
In fact, it's so true
that we will be fine
1293
00:50:26,106 --> 00:50:28,025
if we're apart for a minute.
1294
00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:30,736
Come on, pal. It's my game
we're trying to save.
1295
00:50:30,903 --> 00:50:32,488
I just wanna get out there
and be useful.
1296
00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,156
But without me?
1297
00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:36,200
What if you get lost?
You're just a kid.
1298
00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:38,577
Oh, and you're
some mature adult?
1299
00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:40,579
Well, I'm bigger.
1300
00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:42,498
Don't be insecure, big fella.
1301
00:50:42,665 --> 00:50:44,792
She's not gonna get lost.
I promise.
1302
00:50:44,959 --> 00:50:47,753
She'll be in
my personal web browser.
1303
00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:51,006
And your app comes
with BuzzzFace...
1304
00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:53,425
SO you can keep in touch
anywhere on the Internet.
1305
00:50:53,592 --> 00:50:55,261
See, I'll be fine.
1306
00:50:55,427 --> 00:50:57,304
I know, I just...
1307
00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:01,016
(SIGHS)
1308
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:03,811
We haven't been apart
in like six years.
1309
00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:05,854
I'm going to miss you.
1310
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,399
You'll be fine, too.
1311
00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:10,442
The more hearts
your videos get,
1312
00:51:10,526 --> 00:51:12,152
the faster
we'll get the wheel.
1313
00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:13,946
And then we can go home.
1314
00:51:14,113 --> 00:51:15,364
Look, we'll be celebrating
1315
00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:17,700
at Tapper's this time
tomorrow, buddy.
1316
00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:20,786
Yeah, I guess you're right.
1317
00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:22,496
Bye!
1318
00:51:23,038 --> 00:51:25,791
Be careful, huh?
Don't be a dummy.
1319
00:51:25,874 --> 00:51:27,376
(WHOOSHES)
1320
00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,003
(SIGHS)
1321
00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,422
So where exactly
are you sending her?
1322
00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:33,882
Since candy girl
comes from an arcade game...
1323
00:51:34,049 --> 00:51:35,926
I'm thinking she'd be good
in the gaming district.
1324
00:51:37,303 --> 00:51:38,971
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Bad idea.
1325
00:51:39,138 --> 00:51:41,599
Those games are dangerous,
and they rot your brain.
1326
00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:42,975
Why don't we
send her somewhere
1327
00:51:43,058 --> 00:51:45,561
a little more
totally different than that...
1328
00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:47,980
and nowhere near there?
1329
00:51:48,147 --> 00:51:51,025
Let's see.
Family Friendly Fansites.
1330
00:51:51,191 --> 00:51:53,485
That sounds safe, and she is
technically a princess...
1331
00:51:53,652 --> 00:51:55,404
so how about this one here
1332
00:51:55,487 --> 00:51:57,156
with the sweet little
pink castle?
1333
00:51:57,323 --> 00:51:58,324
I love it.
1334
00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:02,369
Okay, I'll redirect our newest
pop-up to OhMyDisney.com.
1335
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,666
-(GIRLS CHEERING)
-(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
1336
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:11,337
Jeez Louise, this place
is bonkers! Whoa!
1337
00:52:16,216 --> 00:52:19,053
To infinity and beyond!
1338
00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:25,517
Aw, come on. Princesses
and cartoon characters?
1339
00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:26,977
Lame.
1340
00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:29,480
Hey, easy there.
1341
00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:32,232
Oh, I mean,
no offense or anything.
1342
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:34,652
Well, time to get to work.
1343
00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:36,403
ANNOUNCER:
And for your final question.
1344
00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:39,573
"My friends
would describe me as?"
1345
00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:42,826
"Smart, funny,
kind, or brave."
1346
00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:43,911
Um...
1347
00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:46,288
Kind, I guess?
1348
00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:50,918
Based on your answers,
your princess BFF is
1349
00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:52,628
Snow White!
1350
00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:54,129
I do believe our friendship
1351
00:52:54,213 --> 00:52:56,048
will be the fairest
of them all!
1352
00:52:56,215 --> 00:52:59,176
Hey, wanna meet my BFF?
It's Wreck-It Ralph.
1353
00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:01,345
Just click here
to see his new video.
1354
00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,596
(BEEPS)
1355
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:03,681
Thank you.
1356
00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:06,934
Yeah, um, in Captain America:
The First Avenger...
1357
00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:08,727
Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil,
1358
00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:11,021
the World Tree,
Guardian of Wisdom and Fate.
1359
00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:12,773
Are we to believe, sir,
1360
00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:14,650
that you are a descendant
of that tree?
1361
00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:16,985
I am Groot.
1362
00:53:17,319 --> 00:53:19,279
Okay, okay.
Thank you very much.
1363
00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:21,573
Um, what is Drax really like?
1364
00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:23,075
- I am Groot.
- Thank you.
1365
00:53:23,242 --> 00:53:26,286
Yeah. Are you a conifer
or a fruit-bearing tree?
1366
00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:27,371
-I...
- Excuse me.
1367
00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:28,622
I'll take this one.
He is Groot,
1368
00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:31,291
I am Vanellope, click here
to meet Wreck-It Ralph.
1369
00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:34,753
Eh, this is almost too easy.
1370
00:53:35,504 --> 00:53:37,047
STORMTROOPER 1: Hey, do you
have a permit for that pop-up?
1371
00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:38,132
Uh...
1372
00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:40,968
That's unauthorized clickbait.
You're coming with us, kid.
1373
00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:42,636
- Boop!
-(SCREAMS)
1374
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,263
STORMTROOPER 2:
She's getting away.
1375
00:53:45,013 --> 00:53:46,640
(ANNOUNCER CHATTERING)
1376
00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:47,725
STORMTROOPER 3: This way.
1377
00:53:48,142 --> 00:53:49,143
Ooh!
1378
00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:50,477
Sorry, mister!
1379
00:53:53,856 --> 00:53:56,817
Hey, can't you read?
Cast members only!
1380
00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:58,777
(VANELLOPE PANTING, EXCLAIMS)
1381
00:53:58,861 --> 00:54:00,237
STORMTROOPER 2: I think she
went down this way. Come on.
1382
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,321
STORMTROOPER 3: Roger that.
1383
00:54:01,405 --> 00:54:02,781
STORMTROOPER 3: Did you see
a kid come through here?
1384
00:54:02,865 --> 00:54:05,576
She came running through here
like a headless hen.
1385
00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:07,578
(STRAINING)
1386
00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:08,787
STORMTROOPER 3:
Any sign of her?
1387
00:54:08,954 --> 00:54:10,497
STORMTROOPER 2:
No, maybe she went down
1388
00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:11,707
to the Air Bud pavilion.
1389
00:54:11,874 --> 00:54:13,667
STORMTROOPER 3:
Come on. Let's check it out.
1390
00:54:15,711 --> 00:54:17,421
(PRINCESSES CHATTERING)
1391
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:19,548
(PRINCESS HUMMING)
1392
00:54:19,631 --> 00:54:20,883
(PRINCESSES GASPING)
1393
00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:22,009
Uh, hi!
1394
00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:24,720
(PRINCESSES GRUNTING,
SHOUTING)
1395
00:54:26,013 --> 00:54:27,806
Whoa, whoa.
Ladies, I can explain.
1396
00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:30,768
See, I'm a princess, too.
1397
00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:32,394
- Wait, what?
- VANELLOPE: Yeah.
1398
00:54:32,561 --> 00:54:34,438
Princess Vanellope
Von Schweetz...
1399
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:37,566
of the, uh, Sugar Rush
Von Schweetzes.
1400
00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:38,942
I'm sure you've heard of us.
1401
00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:41,153
It'd be embarrassing for you
if you haven't.
1402
00:54:41,236 --> 00:54:42,237
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1403
00:54:42,321 --> 00:54:44,531
Huh. What kind of
a princess are you?
1404
00:54:44,698 --> 00:54:45,699
What kind?
1405
00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:47,534
- Do you have magic hair?
- No.
1406
00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:49,161
- Magic hands?
- No.
1407
00:54:49,328 --> 00:54:51,205
- Do animals talk to you?
- No.
1408
00:54:51,371 --> 00:54:52,539
- Were you poisoned?
- No!
1409
00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:53,707
- BOTH: Cursed?
- No!
1410
00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:55,334
- BOTH: Kidnapped or enslaved?
- No!
1411
00:54:55,501 --> 00:54:57,127
Are you guys okay?
Should I call the police?
1412
00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:58,754
Then I have to assume
you made a deal
1413
00:54:58,837 --> 00:55:00,047
with an underwater
sea witch...
1414
00:55:00,214 --> 00:55:01,215
where she took your voice
1415
00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:03,258
in exchange
for a pair of human legs?
1416
00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:05,636
No! Good Lord,
who would do that?
1417
00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:07,513
(SING-SONG) Have you ever had
True Love's Kiss?
1418
00:55:07,596 --> 00:55:08,597
Ew! Barf!
1419
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:09,932
Do you have daddy issues?
1420
00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:11,099
I don't even have a mom.
1421
00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:12,893
PRINCESSES: Neither do we!
1422
00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:15,229
And now for
the million-dollar question.
1423
00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:18,023
Do people assume
all your problems got solved
1424
00:55:18,106 --> 00:55:19,858
because a big strong man
showed up?
1425
00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:21,985
Yes! What is up with that?
1426
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,654
ALL: She is a princess!
1427
00:55:23,737 --> 00:55:25,072
(VOCALIZING)
1428
00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:26,573
Who made your gown?
1429
00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:28,325
I've never seen
anything quite like it.
1430
00:55:28,492 --> 00:55:29,618
Oh, this old thing?
1431
00:55:29,785 --> 00:55:31,703
Oh, I'd so love to
have one of my own.
1432
00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:32,871
- As would I.
- MOANA: Me too!
1433
00:55:32,955 --> 00:55:34,414
- ELSA: So cool.
- Best outfit ever!
1434
00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:35,749
Ooh! I want one, too,
you guys!
1435
00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:37,543
I'll get my mice on this.
1436
00:55:39,294 --> 00:55:40,295
(SIGHS)
1437
00:55:40,379 --> 00:55:42,464
So this is love.
1438
00:55:42,631 --> 00:55:46,927
All hail Princess Vanellope,
the queen of comfy!
1439
00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,804
-(PRINCESSES CHEERING)
- RAPUNZEL: Yay, Vanellope!
1440
00:55:48,971 --> 00:55:51,598
Of all the thingamabobs
in this entire world...
1441
00:55:51,765 --> 00:55:53,976
I never thought
I'd get to wear a real...
1442
00:55:54,142 --> 00:55:55,477
what's it called again?
1443
00:55:55,644 --> 00:55:57,396
Oh, yeah. Shirt.
1444
00:55:57,896 --> 00:56:01,692
(SINGING) / once had a dream
that I might wear a shirt...
1445
00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:04,069
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait! What's going on?
1446
00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:06,029
Uh, she's singing.
1447
00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:09,199
Yeah, but there was like music
and a spotlight.
1448
00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:11,034
Wait, you all saw it too,
right?
1449
00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:12,327
That's what happens
1450
00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:14,329
when a princess
sings about her dreams.
1451
00:56:14,496 --> 00:56:17,833
Oh, that's never happened
to me. I mean, not even once.
1452
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,543
Why don't you give it a try?
1453
00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:22,713
What is it you really want?
Sing about that.
1454
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,172
Okay. Uh, sure.
1455
00:56:24,339 --> 00:56:26,091
Huh. I could do that.
Um, let's see.
1456
00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:27,676
(CLEARS THROAT)
1457
00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:32,514
(SINGING) Oh, steering wheel
Oh, steering wheel
1458
00:56:32,681 --> 00:56:36,059
Oh, yes
! want a steering wheel
1459
00:56:36,310 --> 00:56:38,645
(SCATTING)
1460
00:56:39,646 --> 00:56:41,607
Well, there is a lot
to unpack here.
1461
00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:42,733
AURORA: Mmm-hmm.
1462
00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:45,277
So, this steering wheel
you sing of,
1463
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,612
that's a metaphor?
1464
00:56:46,778 --> 00:56:48,989
Oh, no, no, no, it's not
a metaphor. I just...
1465
00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:51,408
I literally want
a steering wheel.
1466
00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:53,827
I think the issue is
I was a little pitchy.
1467
00:56:53,994 --> 00:56:55,245
Maybe a little.
1468
00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:58,457
But sometimes
your song can't start...
1469
00:56:58,624 --> 00:57:00,959
until you go some place
to reflect.
1470
00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:03,253
What works for some of us...
1471
00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:07,007
is finding a form of water
and staring at it.
1472
00:57:07,716 --> 00:57:08,759
What?
1473
00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:11,219
Oh, yes, I like to stare
at a wishing well!
1474
00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:12,638
I stare at the ocean.
1475
00:57:12,804 --> 00:57:13,805
Horse trough.
1476
00:57:13,972 --> 00:57:15,015
Soap bubbles!
1477
00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:17,809
Wait, you're saying if I just
stare at some water...
1478
00:57:18,477 --> 00:57:20,103
Uh, important water.
1479
00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:22,731
Right. Of course.
"Important water."
1480
00:57:22,898 --> 00:57:25,067
I stare at
the important water...
1481
00:57:25,233 --> 00:57:28,403
and somehow magically I'll
start singing about my dream?
1482
00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:29,655
RAPUNZEL: For sure.
TIANA: Mmm-hmm.
1483
00:57:29,821 --> 00:57:32,366
Uh, yeah, I don't think so,
ladies, but thanks.
1484
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:33,450
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
1485
00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:35,494
C-3PO: Five minutes,
Princesses.
1486
00:57:35,661 --> 00:57:38,372
Another "Which Disney Princess
Are You?" quizlet
1487
00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:39,873
starts in five minutes.
1488
00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:42,376
-(PRINCESSES GROAN)
- JASMINE: Okay, thank you.
1489
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:45,337
Well, I guess it's back
to the gowns, girls.
1490
00:57:45,504 --> 00:57:47,381
It was lovely to meet you,
Vanellope.
1491
00:57:47,547 --> 00:57:49,591
And best of luck
finding your song.
1492
00:57:49,883 --> 00:57:52,636
(SPEAKING SCOTTISH ENGLISH)
1493
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,100
Uh-huh.
1494
00:57:58,183 --> 00:57:59,393
(WHISPERING)
What did she just say?
1495
00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:01,228
- We don't know.
- We can't understand her.
1496
00:58:01,395 --> 00:58:03,021
She's from the other studio.
1497
00:58:03,105 --> 00:58:04,189
Ah.
1498
00:58:04,856 --> 00:58:06,692
RALPH: Hi, everybody.
Wreck-It Ralph here...
1499
00:58:06,858 --> 00:58:09,403
with a little box
I'm gonna open.
1500
00:58:09,569 --> 00:58:11,071
Let's see what we got here.
1501
00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:14,408
A "Pancake Milkshake Fun Set."
Huh.
1502
00:58:14,574 --> 00:58:15,784
Got a little heft to it.
1503
00:58:15,867 --> 00:58:17,494
Something wobbling around
in there.
1504
00:58:17,661 --> 00:58:19,162
Wonder if we got
the kitty or the bunny.
1505
00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:20,372
Let's open it up.
1506
00:58:20,455 --> 00:58:21,581
-(BUZZING)
-(RALPH SCREAMING)
1507
00:58:22,124 --> 00:58:24,209
(ANNOUNCER READING)
1508
00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:25,919
Man, who would've
guessed a bee pun
1509
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:28,088
would be the thing
to put us over the top?
1510
00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:30,090
Huh.
That's the Internet for you.
1511
00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:33,093
All right, it is uploading.
1512
00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:34,428
Hey, mister!
1513
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:35,512
(GASPS) Oh. Hi, eboy.
1514
00:58:35,679 --> 00:58:37,055
Just here to let you know
1515
00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:39,599
your bid does expire
in 30 minutes.
1516
00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:41,768
(SIGHS) Thanks, little eboy.
1517
00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:42,936
You got it, chairman.
1518
00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:44,604
You hear that, Yesss?
1519
00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:45,981
We don't have
a lot of time left.
1520
00:58:46,148 --> 00:58:47,566
- Okay. We just got to...
-(COMPUTER BUZZES)
1521
00:58:47,733 --> 00:58:49,609
No, no, no.
1522
00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:50,694
No! Not you!
1523
00:58:51,570 --> 00:58:53,155
What? Why are you
angry at the lollipop?
1524
00:58:53,238 --> 00:58:54,239
What does that mean?
1525
00:58:54,406 --> 00:58:55,615
(GROANS)
The file's not loading.
1526
00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:57,576
If this doesn't load,
we're not gonna make it.
1527
00:58:57,743 --> 00:59:00,037
- Hmm.
- You don't have enough hearts.
1528
00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:01,830
Ralph, where are you going?
1529
00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:03,623
I'm going down to the floor
to get some hearts.
1530
00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:05,333
Ah! Genius! Good thinking.
1531
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:07,753
Now, someone get me
tech support in here, stat!
1532
00:59:07,836 --> 00:59:10,922
-(PANTING)
-(RALPH SHOUTING ON VIDEO)
1533
00:59:11,506 --> 00:59:13,050
RALPH: Only one person.
1534
00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:14,634
Hey, guys, come and
check out my video,
1535
00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:15,719
you're gonna love it.
1536
00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:18,513
Right, right over here.
Yep, here we go.
1537
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,640
What are you...
You guys!
1538
00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:22,267
Aw. A cat?
1539
00:59:22,434 --> 00:59:26,521
You're gonna like this better
than some dusty old cat.
1540
00:59:27,272 --> 00:59:28,315
Aw.
1541
00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:29,441
What?
1542
00:59:29,524 --> 00:59:31,151
Give me that hose, partner.
1543
00:59:31,318 --> 00:59:34,613
You know you love me, give me
those hearts. There we go.
1544
00:59:36,073 --> 00:59:37,407
Hey, folks, where are you
going? Give my video a heart.
1545
00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:40,410
That's it.
Let's see who's in here.
1546
00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:41,912
Hello?
1547
00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:44,623
Anybody in here?
1548
00:59:47,292 --> 00:59:49,211
What the heck is this place?
1549
00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:52,672
Some kind of libary?
1550
00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:56,051
"Wreck-It Ralph is back."
1551
00:59:56,218 --> 00:59:58,553
Hey, they're talking about me.
1552
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,640
Gee whiz,
the Internet is so positive.
1553
01:00:01,807 --> 01:00:04,434
"Fix-It Felix, Jr.
was my favorite game."
1554
01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:06,144
Hmm. Mine, too.
1555
01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:08,522
"Ralph's videos stink."
1556
01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:10,190
What?
1557
01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:12,150
"So stupid.”
1558
01:00:12,317 --> 01:00:14,653
"Ralph is the worst."
1559
01:00:15,529 --> 01:00:17,531
"I hate him."
1560
01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:20,951
"He's so fat and ugly."
1561
01:00:22,994 --> 01:00:27,582
"Just a worthless bum,
alone on a pile of bricks."
1562
01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:37,217
YESSS: Yo, Ralph,
you in here, dude?
1563
01:00:37,384 --> 01:00:39,010
Hey, I got to show you...
1564
01:00:40,262 --> 01:00:41,513
Oh.
1565
01:00:42,222 --> 01:00:44,141
First rule of the Internet...
1566
01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:46,852
do not read the comments.
1567
01:00:47,018 --> 01:00:48,645
I should have told you that.
1568
01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:50,605
Look.
1569
01:00:50,772 --> 01:00:53,650
This place can bring out
the worst in some people...
1570
01:00:53,817 --> 01:00:55,443
but you got to ignore all this.
1571
01:00:55,610 --> 01:00:58,655
This isn't about you, Ralph.
It's about them.
1572
01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:00,949
I don't care. It's fine.
1573
01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:02,325
(SNIFFLES)
1574
01:01:02,409 --> 01:01:05,704
People hated me my whole life
for being the bad guy.
1575
01:01:06,621 --> 01:01:07,956
It's just @ good reminder
1576
01:01:08,039 --> 01:01:10,625
that this is the only heart
that really matters.
1577
01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:12,669
Vanellope gave me this...
1578
01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:14,296
and as long as she likes me...
1579
01:01:14,462 --> 01:01:16,131
I don't need anybody else.
1580
01:01:16,298 --> 01:01:17,799
And I sure
don't need the Internet.
1581
01:01:17,966 --> 01:01:19,259
Hold on. (CHUCKLES)
1582
01:01:19,426 --> 01:01:21,303
It's not all bad.
1583
01:01:21,469 --> 01:01:23,096
The Internet
can also be a place...
1584
01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:25,599
where you find a steering
wheel at one website...
1585
01:01:25,765 --> 01:01:28,935
and make enough money
to buy it at another one.
1586
01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:31,271
Congratulations, Ralph.
You did it.
1587
01:01:31,438 --> 01:01:32,564
Wait, really?
1588
01:01:32,898 --> 01:01:34,733
Yes, check your
Buzzzy account.
1589
01:01:34,900 --> 01:01:37,903
You needed 27K,
you got over 30 grand!
1590
01:01:38,069 --> 01:01:39,112
Oh, my gosh!
1591
01:01:39,279 --> 01:01:40,363
This is great!
1592
01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:42,490
Thank you, Yesss. I couldn't
have done it without you!
1593
01:01:42,657 --> 01:01:43,909
That's really true.
1594
01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:45,327
Hey, eboy?
1595
01:01:45,493 --> 01:01:46,703
What do you need, ace?
1596
01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:48,455
Can you give me a ride?
1597
01:01:48,622 --> 01:01:50,707
Let's hop along, Cassidy.
1598
01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:54,628
Come on, song, come on.
1599
01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:57,005
I'm reflecting.
1600
01:01:57,631 --> 01:01:58,840
What is it that I want?
1601
01:01:59,007 --> 01:02:00,008
What is my quest?
1602
01:02:00,175 --> 01:02:02,552
(IN SING-SONG VOICE)
What is my dream?
1603
01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:04,512
(GROANS)
1604
01:02:04,596 --> 01:02:06,640
Well, ladies, I tried.
1605
01:02:06,806 --> 01:02:09,392
No song for this princess,
I guess.
1606
01:02:09,476 --> 01:02:11,436
-(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
- Ooh! Huh.
1607
01:02:12,854 --> 01:02:14,606
How does this thing work?
1608
01:02:14,814 --> 01:02:16,274
-(GASPS)
- Hey, kid, can you see me?
1609
01:02:16,441 --> 01:02:18,151
Yeah!
Yeah, you're right there.
1610
01:02:18,318 --> 01:02:20,278
We did it! We got the money!
1611
01:02:20,445 --> 01:02:22,614
No way, Ralph! That's great!
1612
01:02:22,781 --> 01:02:25,116
I'm on my way to ebay
right now with the eboy.
1613
01:02:25,283 --> 01:02:26,368
We're almost there, champ.
1614
01:02:26,534 --> 01:02:27,535
Good work, eboy.
1615
01:02:27,619 --> 01:02:29,746
Hey, meet me out in front of
ebay in five minutes, okay?
1616
01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:31,498
Okay, I'll see you soon.
1617
01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:33,166
We're going home, kid!
1618
01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:35,627
Our lives can finally
get back to normal.
1619
01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:36,878
Whoo-hoo!
1620
01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:42,133
Wow, I can't believe it.
I get to go home.
1621
01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:43,426
So, I guess that's it.
1622
01:02:43,510 --> 01:02:46,972
I guess I just wanted a...
a steering wheel.
1623
01:02:47,681 --> 01:02:49,808
And now, I got it, so...
1624
01:02:50,141 --> 01:02:51,643
whoo-hoo. (SIGHS)
1625
01:02:54,813 --> 01:02:55,855
(GASPS)
1626
01:02:56,481 --> 01:02:57,607
Slaughter Race?
1627
01:02:57,691 --> 01:02:59,401
(HELICOPTER HOVERING)
1628
01:03:05,073 --> 01:03:09,035
(SINGING) What can it be that
calls me to this place today?
1629
01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:11,746
This lawless car ballet?
1630
01:03:11,913 --> 01:03:14,374
What can it be?
1631
01:03:15,417 --> 01:03:19,546
Am I a baby pigeon
sprouting wings to soar?
1632
01:03:19,713 --> 01:03:21,298
Was that a metaphor?
1633
01:03:21,464 --> 01:03:24,592
Hey, there's a dollar store
1634
01:03:24,676 --> 01:03:27,929
Look!
I'm rhyming
1635
01:03:28,096 --> 01:03:32,225
My spirits climbing
1636
01:03:32,392 --> 01:03:36,313
As I'm called through
this fog of mace
1637
01:03:37,314 --> 01:03:40,650
To this place called
1638
01:03:40,817 --> 01:03:44,696
Slaughter Race
1639
01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:47,532
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1640
01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:49,117
Welcome back
Watch your head
1641
01:03:49,284 --> 01:03:51,036
Hate to see you end up dead
1642
01:03:51,202 --> 01:03:52,746
Let's get this party rollin'
1643
01:03:52,912 --> 01:03:54,497
Is that appliance stolen?
1644
01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:55,790
- We have
- Fallen wires
1645
01:03:55,957 --> 01:03:57,167
- Dumpster fires
- Creepy clowns
1646
01:03:57,334 --> 01:03:58,460
And burning tires
1647
01:03:58,626 --> 01:04:00,045
That great white in the sewer
1648
01:04:00,128 --> 01:04:01,463
You'll be happy
that you knew her
1649
01:04:01,546 --> 01:04:02,547
Fin bump!
1650
01:04:02,630 --> 01:04:04,007
Dogs and cats
They sure taste great
1651
01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:05,925
With a side of license plate
1652
01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:07,469
Some find us deplorable
1653
01:04:07,635 --> 01:04:09,471
Well, I think you're adorable
1654
01:04:09,637 --> 01:04:12,974
We may be a motley crew
But our hearts ring true
1655
01:04:13,141 --> 01:04:15,935
And just for you
A face tattoo
1656
01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:19,356
(INSTRUMENTAL JAZZ
MUSIC PLAYING)
1657
01:04:31,826 --> 01:04:35,538
CHORUS: Slaughter Race
1658
01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:40,877
My heart's in flight
And wow, it's a blast
1659
01:04:41,044 --> 01:04:44,047
Feels like my dreams
are real at last
1660
01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:48,176
No trace of a frown
upon your face
1661
01:04:48,343 --> 01:04:51,638
VANELLOPE: Flying so fast
SHANK: Setting the pace
1662
01:04:51,805 --> 01:04:55,392
- Living the life
- Loving the chase
1663
01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:58,561
- Now is the time
- Here is the place
1664
01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:02,857
This Slaughter Race!
1665
01:05:12,951 --> 01:05:16,329
! know I should go
1666
01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:20,250
But home feels so slow
1667
01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:26,381
These roads are paved
with dreams
1668
01:05:26,548 --> 01:05:29,175
(ECHOING) Happy dreams
Not creepy clown dreams
1669
01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:33,555
What would Ralph say
1670
01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:38,017
If it turns out I stay?
1671
01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:42,021
In this place called
1672
01:05:42,188 --> 01:05:47,527
Slaughter
1673
01:05:47,694 --> 01:05:52,740
Race
1674
01:05:58,371 --> 01:06:02,292
In this place called
1675
01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:06,171
Slaughter
1676
01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:11,217
Race
1677
01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,059
ANNOUNCER ON PA:
That old, tired laptop
1678
01:06:20,143 --> 01:06:22,312
moving at a sloth speed?
Bid on a new one today!
1679
01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:24,439
SPAMLEY: Do you wanna get rich
playing video games?
1680
01:06:24,522 --> 01:06:25,565
Click here to...
1681
01:06:25,732 --> 01:06:27,775
Oh. Ralph. Ralph! Hey, there.
1682
01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:28,943
Oh, hey, Spamiey.
1683
01:06:29,027 --> 01:06:30,195
What's the good word, brother?
1684
01:06:30,361 --> 01:06:32,614
Well, the good word is I just
paid for the steering wheel...
1685
01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:34,240
and we are going home.
1686
01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:35,325
Congratulations.
1687
01:06:35,408 --> 01:06:36,534
Thanks.
1688
01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:38,453
Hey, have you seen
Vanellope anywhere?
1689
01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:40,747
Oh, uh, your little chum?
Uh, no, no, I haven't.
1690
01:06:40,914 --> 01:06:42,457
Hope she's not lost.
1691
01:06:42,957 --> 01:06:45,084
Let me try to reach her
on this doohickey.
1692
01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:49,214
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
1693
01:06:52,967 --> 01:06:54,886
(INAUDIBLE)
1694
01:06:55,386 --> 01:06:57,180
See over there?
Over that mountain?
1695
01:06:57,263 --> 01:06:59,349
- VANELLOPE: Yeah.
- That's the Sequoia Speedway.
1696
01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:00,975
It's gonna be unlocked
next month.
1697
01:07:01,142 --> 01:07:02,977
Hey, what are you doing
in that awful game with her?
1698
01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:04,521
I think the track will end...
1699
01:07:04,687 --> 01:07:06,940
right over there.
Yo, it's gonna be so tight.
1700
01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:09,025
- VANELLOPE: Oh, I love it.
-(INAUDIBLE)
1701
01:07:09,317 --> 01:07:10,735
Hey, can I tell you something
1702
01:07:10,818 --> 01:07:12,904
that I don't think
I could ever tell Ralph?
1703
01:07:13,071 --> 01:07:14,113
SHANK: Of course.
1704
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,657
VANELLOPE:
I know it sounds crazy...
1705
01:07:15,823 --> 01:07:19,536
but the second I walked
into this game, it felt...
1706
01:07:20,411 --> 01:07:22,247
Well, it felt like home.
1707
01:07:22,413 --> 01:07:24,791
I mean, more than
Sugar Rush ever did.
1708
01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:26,793
Oh, yeah? How so?
1709
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,628
"Cause it's like my dream.
1710
01:07:28,795 --> 01:07:30,838
It's full of weirdos...
1711
01:07:31,005 --> 01:07:34,008
and the racing
IS super dangerous...
1712
01:07:34,175 --> 01:07:36,928
and you never know
what's gonna happen next.
1713
01:07:37,595 --> 01:07:38,596
I mean, back home,
1714
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,974
I know exactly
what's gonna happen next...
1715
01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:44,352
because Ralph's dream is to
do the same thing every day.
1716
01:07:46,521 --> 01:07:47,647
Hmm.
1717
01:07:49,691 --> 01:07:53,027
Here's something
I wish I'd learned years ago.
1718
01:07:53,194 --> 01:07:54,779
There is no law
1719
01:07:54,862 --> 01:07:58,324
saying best friends
have to have the same dreams.
1720
01:07:58,491 --> 01:07:59,492
You know?
1721
01:07:59,951 --> 01:08:00,994
Whoa.
1722
01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:02,412
Yeah.
1723
01:08:02,745 --> 01:08:05,957
You are a very wise person,
Shank.
1724
01:08:06,124 --> 01:08:08,334
And a good friend, too.
1725
01:08:08,501 --> 01:08:09,502
Thank you.
1726
01:08:09,669 --> 01:08:12,171
Around here, peeps like to
say, "Shank you."
1727
01:08:12,255 --> 01:08:13,339
(CHUCKLES)
1728
01:08:13,756 --> 01:08:15,592
You know, after you go home
1729
01:08:15,675 --> 01:08:17,427
and your life
gets back to normal...
1730
01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:19,178
you are always welcome here.
1731
01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:22,390
But that's the thing,
I want this to be my normal.
1732
01:08:22,557 --> 01:08:24,642
I want this to be my life.
1733
01:08:25,476 --> 01:08:27,020
I can't go home now.
1734
01:08:28,855 --> 01:08:30,315
I just can't.
1735
01:08:33,318 --> 01:08:34,444
(BEEPS)
1736
01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:39,449
Wow.
1737
01:08:40,283 --> 01:08:41,284
You know, where I come from,
1738
01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:43,703
that's called
a kick in the face.
1739
01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:45,288
I can't believe it.
1740
01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:48,166
A straight-up donkey kick
to the teeth.
1741
01:08:48,583 --> 01:08:50,793
She's supposed to be
my best friend.
1742
01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:53,046
No, this can't be right.
1743
01:08:54,172 --> 01:08:55,840
No, she's been brainwashed.
1744
01:08:56,007 --> 01:08:57,133
That's what this is.
1745
01:08:57,258 --> 01:08:58,259
Because the Vanellope I know
1746
01:08:58,343 --> 01:08:59,802
would never abandon me
like that.
1747
01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,554
I got to get her out
of there now.
1748
01:09:01,721 --> 01:09:03,848
Hey, easy now, tiger.
1749
01:09:04,182 --> 01:09:05,224
I admire the impulse...
1750
01:09:05,308 --> 01:09:07,310
but you charge in there
like some white knight...
1751
01:09:07,477 --> 01:09:09,020
she's liable to hold it
against you.
1752
01:09:09,187 --> 01:09:11,314
So what? I'm supposed to
just let her stay in a game
1753
01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:12,565
that's obviously bad for her?
1754
01:09:12,732 --> 01:09:13,775
Of course not.
1755
01:09:13,941 --> 01:09:15,526
Then how do I make her leave?
1756
01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:18,613
She thinks it's so cool
and exciting in there.
1757
01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:21,949
Unless you know how I can
make the game boring or...
1758
01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:26,037
Wait. You know about viruses
and stuff, right, Spamley?
1759
01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:28,331
- Who's asking?
- Whoa.
1760
01:09:28,414 --> 01:09:29,874
Back home, me and the kid
1761
01:09:29,957 --> 01:09:32,210
used to goof off
in this game called Tron.
1762
01:09:32,377 --> 01:09:34,754
But then it got a virus that
made the motorbikes go slow...
1763
01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:36,964
and then Vanellope stopped
wanting to hang out in there.
1764
01:09:37,131 --> 01:09:38,508
So, is there a way
1765
01:09:38,591 --> 01:09:40,802
to do something
like that to Slaughter Race?
1766
01:09:40,968 --> 01:09:42,220
Oh, there's ways.
1767
01:09:43,262 --> 01:09:44,430
Follow me.
1768
01:09:49,227 --> 01:09:50,645
I got mothers' maiden names...
1769
01:09:50,812 --> 01:09:52,980
social security numbers,
PIN numbers...
1770
01:09:53,147 --> 01:09:54,315
SPAMLEY:
Now, this area down here
1771
01:09:54,399 --> 01:09:55,775
is what's called the Darknet.
1772
01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:57,860
A lot of shady characters
hang out down here...
1773
01:09:58,027 --> 01:10:00,113
so try to keep a low profile.
Gord!
1774
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:01,614
-(YELPS)
- Oh, there you are.
1775
01:10:01,781 --> 01:10:04,158
Now Gord here,
he's dabbled in virus-making.
1776
01:10:04,325 --> 01:10:06,160
But his cousin,
this guy we're gonna go see...
1777
01:10:06,327 --> 01:10:09,497
Double Dan, this dude
is a virus-making machine.
1778
01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:11,541
Oh, oh, here we go.
1779
01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:13,376
Are you sure this is safe?
1780
01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:15,211
(CHUCKLES) Is it safe?
Of course it is.
1781
01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:18,256
Just whatever you do, do not
look at his little brother.
1782
01:10:18,339 --> 01:10:20,258
Oh, he has a little brother?
1783
01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:25,388
Double Dan!
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1784
01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:26,889
Long time no see.
1785
01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:28,182
Who are you?
1786
01:10:28,349 --> 01:10:29,350
(STAMMERS) JP Spamley.
1787
01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:31,602
Uh, we met one time
over at Friendster...
1788
01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:34,897
which tells you
it had to be a long time ago.
1789
01:10:35,398 --> 01:10:36,983
- Oye. What are you looking at?
- Nothing.
1790
01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:38,067
Are you looking at my brother?
1791
01:10:38,151 --> 01:10:39,152
- No, sir.
- Don't you look
1792
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:40,236
at my little brother.
1793
01:10:40,319 --> 01:10:42,447
- Oh, no, I wasn't.
- He's very self-conscious!
1794
01:10:42,530 --> 01:10:43,614
(GROANS)
1795
01:10:43,698 --> 01:10:45,199
-(GROWLS)
-(GASPS)
1796
01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:46,659
You?
1797
01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:48,411
What are you doing here?
1798
01:10:48,494 --> 01:10:49,662
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
1799
01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:51,831
The reason I came to
your neck of the face...
1800
01:10:51,998 --> 01:10:54,625
I mean, there's a face
in your neck. I mean, woods.
1801
01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:57,170
Neck of the woods. The reason
I'm here is 'cause ll...
1802
01:10:57,336 --> 01:10:59,422
Well, I heard a little tumor,
rumor...
1803
01:10:59,589 --> 01:11:01,132
I heard a rumor
that you could, well,
1804
01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:03,259
give me a harmless virus
kind of thing...
1805
01:11:03,426 --> 01:11:04,510
that might be able to
1806
01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:06,429
slow down
the Slaughter Race game?
1807
01:11:06,596 --> 01:11:07,805
Oh, yeah.
1808
01:11:08,347 --> 01:11:11,100
My cousin Gordon told me
that you wanted to crash it.
1809
01:11:11,184 --> 01:11:12,185
Crash it? No!
1810
01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:13,978
No, no, no.
1811
01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:15,646
(STAMMERS) I don't want
anyone getting hurt.
1812
01:11:15,730 --> 01:11:16,773
DOUBLE DAN: Hmm.
1813
01:11:16,856 --> 01:11:18,775
If there's a way to just,
uh...
1814
01:11:18,941 --> 01:11:19,984
I don't know...
1815
01:11:20,067 --> 01:11:22,069
just make the cars
go slow or something...
1816
01:11:22,236 --> 01:11:24,489
so the game is boring...
1817
01:11:24,655 --> 01:11:26,407
and my friend
comes back home to me.
1818
01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:30,620
Allow me to
introduce you to Arthur.
1819
01:11:30,703 --> 01:11:32,163
-(GROWLING)
-(BOTH YELPING)
1820
01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:33,998
Easy there, boy. (LAUGHS)
1821
01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:35,750
He's keen.
1822
01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:39,587
Arthur's what I call
an insecurity virus.
1823
01:11:39,754 --> 01:11:42,715
Means he looks for
little flaws and weaknesses
1824
01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:44,717
that make a program insecure.
1825
01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:49,931
You release him
into that Slaughter Race game,
1826
01:11:50,014 --> 01:11:52,558
Arthur will find some defect
in the code.
1827
01:11:52,725 --> 01:11:54,227
Then he'll copy that defect
1828
01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:56,687
and spread it
all over the game...
1829
01:11:56,854 --> 01:12:00,525
until everything becomes,
quote, unquote, "boring"...
1830
01:12:00,691 --> 01:12:02,944
just like you wanted.
1831
01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:04,111
Okay.
1832
01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:06,030
Just to be super clear here...
1833
01:12:06,197 --> 01:12:07,490
no one gets hurt, right?
1834
01:12:07,657 --> 01:12:08,699
Are you stupid?
1835
01:12:08,783 --> 01:12:09,784
Well, uh...
1836
01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:11,994
Because the only way
anyone gets hurt...
1837
01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:13,496
is if you are stupid.
1838
01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:14,789
All you have to do...
1839
01:12:14,956 --> 01:12:18,334
is make sure the virus stays
in Slaughter Race.
1840
01:12:18,501 --> 01:12:20,336
Right. Don't be stupid.
1841
01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:21,963
Make sure it doesn't get out
of Slaughter Race.
1842
01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:23,047
Goiter it. Gah!
1843
01:12:23,130 --> 01:12:24,131
- Got it! Got it.
- Get out!
1844
01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:25,466
Thank you, you're a cyst face.
1845
01:12:25,633 --> 01:12:26,843
- Out!
- I mean, assistance.
1846
01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:28,719
Thank you for your
cyst face... Assistance.
1847
01:12:28,886 --> 01:12:30,263
- Get out!
- RALPH: Goodbye!
1848
01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:31,556
Ugh.
1849
01:12:32,014 --> 01:12:34,141
(PYRO PANTING)
1850
01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:36,727
Ah! Fiddlesticks!
Well, that's game.
1851
01:12:36,894 --> 01:12:38,062
Ah, beginner's luck.
1852
01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:39,814
Come on, kid.
I know a hustle
1853
01:12:39,897 --> 01:12:40,898
-when I see one.
-(CHUCKLES)
1854
01:12:40,982 --> 01:12:42,024
(HORN BLARES)
1855
01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:43,734
- Player's on the way.
- Thanks, Bob.
1856
01:12:43,901 --> 01:12:45,319
- Let's roll!
- PYRO: Game faces on, guys.
1857
01:12:45,486 --> 01:12:47,697
Show time.
You ready for your first race?
1858
01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:49,824
Um, yeah. I think so.
1859
01:12:49,991 --> 01:12:52,451
Hey, don't be nervous.
You're gonna be great.
1860
01:12:52,618 --> 01:12:54,704
Yeah, no, I know.
I'll be fine.
1861
01:12:54,787 --> 01:12:57,290
Mmm. You didn't tell
Ralph yet, did you?
1862
01:12:58,249 --> 01:12:59,917
Not exactly.
1863
01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:02,545
Come on, V.
He's your best friend.
1864
01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:03,713
You got to let him know
1865
01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:05,381
you're planning on
staying here for a while.
1866
01:13:05,548 --> 01:13:08,384
I know. But he's gonna
get really upset.
1867
01:13:08,551 --> 01:13:10,386
Yeah, he might,
but you guys...
1868
01:13:10,553 --> 01:13:13,180
you'll talk, you'll work it
out, you'll figure it out.
1869
01:13:13,347 --> 01:13:14,974
Yeah, but what if we don't?
1870
01:13:15,141 --> 01:13:17,602
What if his feelings
get hurt so bad...
1871
01:13:17,768 --> 01:13:19,854
he won't wanna be
my friend anymore?
1872
01:13:20,021 --> 01:13:23,107
Look.
All friendships change...
1873
01:13:23,274 --> 01:13:24,442
but the good ones...
1874
01:13:24,901 --> 01:13:26,360
they get stronger
because of it.
1875
01:13:26,444 --> 01:13:27,528
(HORN BLARES)
1876
01:13:27,695 --> 01:13:29,447
Uh, Shank,
I hate to bother you...
1877
01:13:29,614 --> 01:13:31,782
but the player is waiting.
1878
01:13:31,949 --> 01:13:33,826
I'm not gonna tell you
what to do, kid.
1879
01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:35,286
It's your call.
1880
01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:36,954
Yeah, okay.
1881
01:13:37,872 --> 01:13:38,873
(SIGHS) Al right.
1882
01:13:38,956 --> 01:13:40,124
Let's race.
1883
01:13:43,669 --> 01:13:44,712
(SIGHS)
1884
01:13:46,339 --> 01:13:48,132
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1885
01:13:54,388 --> 01:13:56,641
ARTHUR:
Scanning for insecurities.
1886
01:13:58,809 --> 01:14:00,686
Scanning for insecurities.
1887
01:14:02,855 --> 01:14:04,857
ANNOUNCER: "Precious Car-go."
1888
01:14:05,024 --> 01:14:07,026
Deliver the car
to Bert's Chop Shop...
1889
01:14:07,193 --> 01:14:09,904
but watch out
for Shank and her crew.
1890
01:14:10,154 --> 01:14:12,573
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1891
01:14:23,751 --> 01:14:25,503
(PLAYER SCREAMS)
1892
01:14:25,586 --> 01:14:27,463
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1893
01:14:27,922 --> 01:14:29,632
Power drift into a drift jump!
1894
01:14:29,799 --> 01:14:31,926
I saw it! You're amazing!
1895
01:14:32,009 --> 01:14:33,010
Thank you.
1896
01:14:42,103 --> 01:14:45,147
ARTHUR:
Scanning for insecurities.
1897
01:14:49,235 --> 01:14:51,904
Looks like we're not finished.
Come on, V.
1898
01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:55,324
Ralph?
1899
01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:56,951
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
1900
01:15:00,663 --> 01:15:01,706
Huh.
1901
01:15:01,789 --> 01:15:04,125
Okay. Relax. Relax!
1902
01:15:04,291 --> 01:15:05,418
I'll just call him
after the race.
1903
01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:06,502
It'll be okay.
1904
01:15:07,128 --> 01:15:08,504
(GLITCHES) Ralph will be fine.
1905
01:15:09,964 --> 01:15:11,340
ARTHUR: Insecurity detected.
1906
01:15:13,092 --> 01:15:14,510
Copying insecurity.
1907
01:15:18,097 --> 01:15:20,307
Distributing insecurity.
1908
01:15:20,474 --> 01:15:22,476
Distributing insecurity.
1909
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:26,022
Distributing insecurity.
Distributing...
1910
01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:29,025
(GASPING) What is happening?
1911
01:15:34,739 --> 01:15:36,073
RALPH:
What's going on, Spamley?
1912
01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:37,908
The whole place
IS going crazy.
1913
01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:40,161
I thought that virus was just
supposed to slow down her car.
1914
01:15:40,327 --> 01:15:41,328
It was.
1915
01:15:41,412 --> 01:15:43,289
It must've found something
real unstable in there.
1916
01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:46,542
It's her glitch.
1917
01:15:47,001 --> 01:15:48,419
ANNOUNCER: Game reboot begins
1918
01:15:48,502 --> 01:15:49,754
in 60 seconds.
1919
01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:51,964
Whoa, hey! Hey, Ralph,
you can't go in there.
1920
01:15:52,131 --> 01:15:53,215
They're gonna
reboot the game...
1921
01:15:53,299 --> 01:15:54,383
and anything that doesn't
belong in there
1922
01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:55,468
will be deleted.
1923
01:15:55,551 --> 01:15:57,053
Yeah, and if I don't get her
outta there,
1924
01:15:57,136 --> 01:15:58,679
Vanellope's gonna die!
1925
01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:03,225
Come on, kid.
The game's crashing. Let's go.
1926
01:16:03,392 --> 01:16:04,602
I think it's my glitch.
1927
01:16:04,769 --> 01:16:07,688
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
destroy your game.
1928
01:16:07,855 --> 01:16:10,733
We'll be fine, but your code
isn't part of this game.
1929
01:16:10,941 --> 01:16:13,944
We got to get you out of here
now. Follow me to the exit.
1930
01:16:19,533 --> 01:16:20,826
(GASPS)
1931
01:16:22,661 --> 01:16:24,497
Oh, no, no!
1932
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:25,581
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1933
01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:32,129
RALPH: Kid!
1934
01:16:32,213 --> 01:16:33,589
Kid, where are you?
1935
01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:36,383
SHANK: The server
is rebooting, Ralph.
1936
01:16:36,550 --> 01:16:38,469
Both of you have to
get out of here now.
1937
01:16:38,636 --> 01:16:39,887
Kid, I got you. I got you.
1938
01:16:41,722 --> 01:16:42,973
-(ALARM BLARING)
- ANNOUNCER: Game reboot...
1939
01:16:43,140 --> 01:16:46,727
in five, four, three...
1940
01:16:46,894 --> 01:16:48,729
-two, one.
-(BANGING)
1941
01:16:48,813 --> 01:16:50,564
(RALPH GRUNTS, PANTING)
1942
01:16:50,981 --> 01:16:52,983
ANNOUNCER: Reboot in progress.
1943
01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:58,322
Come on, Vanellope. Wake up.
1944
01:16:58,489 --> 01:17:00,574
Come on. Don't leave me, kid.
1945
01:17:00,658 --> 01:17:02,076
(RASPY BREATHING)
1946
01:17:03,327 --> 01:17:04,453
Ralph?
1947
01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:07,414
Oh. There you are.
You okay, kid?
1948
01:17:08,165 --> 01:17:11,460
Ralph, I messed up so bad.
1949
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,754
No. No, you didn't, it's okay.
1950
01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:16,799
This is all because of me
and my glitch.
1951
01:17:17,216 --> 01:17:18,926
I should've
just stayed with you...
1952
01:17:19,093 --> 01:17:21,804
instead of following
some stupid dream.
1953
01:17:22,138 --> 01:17:23,472
(SOBBING)
1954
01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:25,766
I've ruined everything.
1955
01:17:26,183 --> 01:17:27,977
No, kid, no.
1956
01:17:29,728 --> 01:17:33,482
Ah, look. I didn't mean
for it to happen like this.
1957
01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:36,652
It was not supposed
to be this bad.
1958
01:17:37,153 --> 01:17:38,279
(SNIFFLES)
1959
01:17:39,363 --> 01:17:41,991
You didn't mean
for what to happen?
1960
01:17:42,324 --> 01:17:45,995
I mighta,
kinda sorta put a...
1961
01:17:47,288 --> 01:17:50,207
harmless little virus
in the game.
1962
01:17:50,374 --> 01:17:52,418
A virus?
1963
01:17:52,585 --> 01:17:54,795
You did this?
1964
01:17:54,962 --> 01:17:57,006
I wouldn't have done anything
1965
01:17:57,089 --> 01:17:58,299
if I hadn't heard you
tell Shank...
1966
01:17:58,465 --> 01:18:00,384
that you wanted to live in
Slaughter Race forever.
1967
01:18:00,467 --> 01:18:01,594
(GASPS)
1968
01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:03,804
So you were spying on me?
1969
01:18:03,971 --> 01:18:05,973
Hey. You're not exactly
innocent here.
1970
01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:08,642
You were gonna ditch everybody
and abandon Sugar Rush.
1971
01:18:08,809 --> 01:18:12,188
Oh, please. I'm one of 16
racers. They'd never miss me.
1972
01:18:12,354 --> 01:18:13,522
What about me?
1973
01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:16,066
Why would I ever spend
another second with you...
1974
01:18:16,233 --> 01:18:17,401
after what you did?
1975
01:18:18,194 --> 01:18:19,195
(RALPH GASPS)
1976
01:18:19,278 --> 01:18:20,738
No!
1977
01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:25,951
No.
1978
01:18:26,619 --> 01:18:28,162
Vanellope,
where are you going?
1979
01:18:28,329 --> 01:18:29,580
Wherever you're not.
1980
01:18:29,747 --> 01:18:30,789
Wait a minute. I can explain.
1981
01:18:30,873 --> 01:18:32,791
No!
You will not follow me.
1982
01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:33,959
Vanellope, please...
1983
01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:36,921
A friend would never do
what you did. Never!
1984
01:18:37,087 --> 01:18:39,340
So you leave me alone!
1985
01:18:39,506 --> 01:18:42,009
Vanellope, no, no, no! Please!
1986
01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:44,011
Please! What did I do?
1987
01:18:44,762 --> 01:18:46,138
ARTHUR:
Scanning for insecurities.
1988
01:18:46,305 --> 01:18:48,140
Vanellope, come on,
don't leave me!
1989
01:18:48,974 --> 01:18:50,517
ARTHUR: Insecurity detected.
1990
01:18:53,854 --> 01:18:55,648
-(BEEPING)
- Copying insecurity.
1991
01:18:58,776 --> 01:19:00,861
Oh, no, no, no.
1992
01:19:01,278 --> 01:19:03,197
ARTHUR:
Distributing insecurity.
1993
01:19:10,329 --> 01:19:13,165
(PANTING)
1994
01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:14,250
Come on.
1995
01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:16,252
(GRUNTING)
1996
01:19:16,835 --> 01:19:17,836
Where is it?
1997
01:19:18,712 --> 01:19:19,964
(GRUNTS, PANTING)
1998
01:19:20,464 --> 01:19:21,674
Ooh!
1999
01:19:22,675 --> 01:19:24,468
(PANTING)
2000
01:19:26,512 --> 01:19:27,596
Oh, no.
2001
01:19:36,146 --> 01:19:37,856
(GROANS)
2002
01:19:38,899 --> 01:19:40,150
(SIGHS)
2003
01:19:40,526 --> 01:19:42,695
(PANTING)
2004
01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:45,364
You are such an idiot.
2005
01:19:45,948 --> 01:19:47,950
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
2006
01:19:48,325 --> 01:19:50,202
-(GROWLING)
-(GASPS)
2007
01:19:51,036 --> 01:19:53,038
(SNIFFLING)
2008
01:19:54,164 --> 01:19:55,249
(SHRIEKS)
2009
01:19:55,332 --> 01:19:56,834
(GROWLING)
2010
01:19:56,917 --> 01:20:01,422
What is your problem, Ralph?
I told you, don't follow me.
2011
01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:03,382
Friend?
2012
01:20:03,841 --> 01:20:05,759
Cut that out.
You're scaring me.
2013
01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:07,428
- Friend!
- Huh? Whoa!
2014
01:20:08,053 --> 01:20:10,180
- What the...?
- Friend?
2015
01:20:11,432 --> 01:20:13,142
-(GRUNTING)
-(YELPS)
2016
01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:15,602
RALPH CLONES: Friend!
2017
01:20:17,563 --> 01:20:19,189
(RALPH CLONES SHOUTING)
2018
01:20:22,109 --> 01:20:24,403
Sweet mother of Ralph!
2019
01:20:24,486 --> 01:20:25,571
NEWS ANCHOR: In breaking news,
2020
01:20:25,654 --> 01:20:26,822
the Internet
is under assault...
2021
01:20:26,905 --> 01:20:29,158
as a massive
denial-of-service attack...
2022
01:20:29,241 --> 01:20:30,242
crashes servers
across the web.
2023
01:20:30,326 --> 01:20:31,327
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
2024
01:20:31,410 --> 01:20:32,578
The Wreck-It Ralph virus
2025
01:20:32,661 --> 01:20:35,122
is fast-moving
and destructive.
2026
01:20:36,165 --> 01:20:38,542
Friend? Huh? (GROWLS)
2027
01:20:39,418 --> 01:20:40,544
(GASPS)
2028
01:20:41,211 --> 01:20:42,588
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
2029
01:20:42,796 --> 01:20:43,922
Friend?
2030
01:20:44,590 --> 01:20:47,092
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
2031
01:20:49,428 --> 01:20:50,429
Huh?
2032
01:20:50,596 --> 01:20:52,639
Experts are still trying to
understand who or what
2033
01:20:52,723 --> 01:20:54,600
the virus's intended
target may be.
2034
01:20:57,519 --> 01:20:59,063
Friend.
2035
01:20:59,813 --> 01:21:01,565
RALPH CLONES: Friend.
2036
01:21:01,648 --> 01:21:03,484
(SHOUTING)
2037
01:21:03,567 --> 01:21:04,860
Friend!
2038
01:21:05,027 --> 01:21:06,570
RALPH CLONES: Friend!
2039
01:21:07,446 --> 01:21:08,739
(SHUDDERING)
2040
01:21:08,822 --> 01:21:10,282
I found 130 results for
2041
01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:12,785
"Where does my high school
girlfriend live now?"
2042
01:21:14,078 --> 01:21:15,245
You're welcome.
2043
01:21:15,412 --> 01:21:17,122
- VANELLOPE: Mr. KnowsMore!
- Hmm.
2044
01:21:17,623 --> 01:21:18,665
Oh, delightful!
2045
01:21:18,832 --> 01:21:20,209
You're that courteous
little cherub
2046
01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:21,794
who says "please"
and "thank you."
2047
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,420
What can KnowsMore
help you find today?
2048
01:21:23,504 --> 01:21:24,505
There's a whole...
2049
01:21:24,588 --> 01:21:25,839
Whole Foods,
a hole in the ozone...
2050
01:21:26,006 --> 01:21:27,925
A Whole Lotta Love by
British rockers Led Zeppelin?
2051
01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:31,220
No! No! There's a whole bunch
of Ralphs chasing me.
2052
01:21:31,387 --> 01:21:33,180
RALPH CLONES: Friend...
2053
01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:35,766
This would probably be
an appropriate time
2054
01:21:35,849 --> 01:21:37,142
for me to shutter my site.
2055
01:21:38,018 --> 01:21:39,353
(STRAINING)
2056
01:21:39,436 --> 01:21:40,646
(EXCLAIMING)
2057
01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:42,689
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
2058
01:21:45,067 --> 01:21:46,151
-(PANTING)
- How long you think
2059
01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:47,361
before they get in here?
2060
01:21:47,444 --> 01:21:49,947
-(BANGING ON SHUTTER)
-(GASPS) Precisely one second.
2061
01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:51,698
(GASPING)
2062
01:21:51,782 --> 01:21:53,283
- Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
-(VANELLOPE GRUNTING)
2063
01:21:53,367 --> 01:21:54,368
Hey, hey, hey!
2064
01:21:54,535 --> 01:21:55,661
It's me!
It's the real me!
2065
01:21:55,828 --> 01:21:57,621
Ow! (EXCLAIMING)
2066
01:21:58,205 --> 01:22:00,249
- Ralph?
- My apologies.
2067
01:22:00,749 --> 01:22:01,792
I followed those things here.
2068
01:22:01,875 --> 01:22:03,168
I think they're looking
for you, kid.
2069
01:22:04,128 --> 01:22:07,047
Yeah, you think?
What did you do?
2070
01:22:07,214 --> 01:22:10,175
I'm so sorry.
I don't know how this happened.
2071
01:22:10,342 --> 01:22:11,468
Well, I think
it's fairly obvious.
2072
01:22:11,635 --> 01:22:13,929
It happened because
an insecurity virus cloned...
2073
01:22:14,096 --> 01:22:16,640
all of your needy, clingy,
self-destructive behavior.
2074
01:22:16,807 --> 01:22:18,434
The very behavior
which left unchecked
2075
01:22:18,517 --> 01:22:19,685
can destroy friendships...
2076
01:22:19,852 --> 01:22:23,439
and in this particular case,
the entire Internet! (GASPS)
2077
01:22:23,522 --> 01:22:25,149
(VANELLOPE AND
KNOWSMORE EXCLAIM)
2078
01:22:25,232 --> 01:22:26,942
KnowsMore!
You have all the answers.
2079
01:22:27,109 --> 01:22:28,444
Official query...
2080
01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:30,571
what do I do if clones of me
2081
01:22:30,654 --> 01:22:32,948
are trying to capture
my friend? Search.
2082
01:22:33,031 --> 01:22:34,450
(SHUDDERING)
2083
01:22:34,533 --> 01:22:36,660
I find two results
for your query.
2084
01:22:36,743 --> 01:22:38,704
Either you put all the clones
in therapy.
2085
01:22:38,871 --> 01:22:40,706
Not very realistic.
2086
01:22:40,873 --> 01:22:42,749
Or, the anti-virus district
is surrounded
2087
01:22:42,833 --> 01:22:44,710
by a gate made from
security software.
2088
01:22:44,877 --> 01:22:45,878
If Vanellope could somehow
2089
01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:47,004
lead all of the clones
through the gate...
2090
01:22:47,171 --> 01:22:49,006
they would be deleted
all at once.
2091
01:22:49,173 --> 01:22:52,384
Sort of a co-dependent
pied piper situation.
2092
01:22:52,551 --> 01:22:54,928
Wait. We know a pied piper.
2093
01:22:55,095 --> 01:22:56,555
- We do?
- Yesss.
2094
01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:57,931
- Who?
- Yesss!
2095
01:22:58,098 --> 01:22:59,183
Yeah, but who is it?
2096
01:23:01,185 --> 01:23:03,020
Oh, you mean Yesss!
2097
01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:09,234
Thanks for your help,
KnowsMore.
2098
01:23:09,401 --> 01:23:11,278
It's a bit of an empty gesture
at this point,
2099
01:23:11,361 --> 01:23:12,529
wouldn't you say?
2100
01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:14,865
(SIGHS)
Guess I forgot to tell Ralph
2101
01:23:14,948 --> 01:23:16,325
that when you
break the Internet...
2102
01:23:16,492 --> 01:23:19,119
you don't literally
have to break the Internet.
2103
01:23:19,286 --> 01:23:20,579
I can't believe he did this.
2104
01:23:20,746 --> 01:23:23,081
Yeah, well, I mean,
dude obviously made
2105
01:23:23,165 --> 01:23:25,125
some real questionable
choices here.
2106
01:23:25,292 --> 01:23:27,753
But he also made a bee pun to
save his best friend's game...
2107
01:23:29,421 --> 01:23:33,425
so what can I say, kid,
life's complicated.
2108
01:23:34,301 --> 01:23:36,470
You ready to pied the piper?
2109
01:23:37,513 --> 01:23:38,931
(RALPH CLONE GRUNTING)
2110
01:23:39,306 --> 01:23:41,517
VANELLOPE: Yoo-hoo! Up here!
2111
01:23:42,935 --> 01:23:45,896
It's me, your bestest friend
in the whole wide world...
2112
01:23:46,063 --> 01:23:47,439
who you can't live without!
2113
01:23:48,232 --> 01:23:50,192
RALPH CLONES: Friend!
2114
01:23:52,277 --> 01:23:55,614
Wow, from up here I can see
how I do come across as...
2115
01:23:55,781 --> 01:23:57,282
needy, and clingy,
2116
01:23:57,366 --> 01:24:00,118
and self-destructive
like KnowsMore said.
2117
01:24:01,119 --> 01:24:02,454
Listen, kid...
2118
01:24:02,621 --> 01:24:03,622
I don't blame you
2119
01:24:03,705 --> 01:24:05,415
for not wanting
to be my friend anymore.
2120
01:24:05,582 --> 01:24:07,584
I never said I didn't want to
be your friend.
2121
01:24:07,751 --> 01:24:11,463
I said you were acting like
a bad friend. Which you were.
2122
01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:13,006
I know I was, but ll...
2123
01:24:13,173 --> 01:24:14,216
YESSS: Hey, my babies!
2124
01:24:14,383 --> 01:24:17,469
That's the anti-virus district
straight ahead. Whoo!
2125
01:24:17,636 --> 01:24:19,304
All right, to be continued,
okay?
2126
01:24:21,932 --> 01:24:24,476
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
2127
01:24:26,979 --> 01:24:28,897
Whoo-hoo! We're gonna make it!
2128
01:24:28,981 --> 01:24:30,774
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
2129
01:24:39,533 --> 01:24:41,076
(ALL SCREAMING)
2130
01:24:44,997 --> 01:24:45,998
RALPH: You guys okay?
2131
01:24:46,248 --> 01:24:47,416
- I'm fine!
-(YESSS SIGHS)
2132
01:24:47,499 --> 01:24:50,335
Yeah, all good.
Look, we can still do this.
2133
01:24:50,502 --> 01:24:52,921
Come on, big man.
Help me turn this thing over.
2134
01:24:53,005 --> 01:24:54,047
(YESSS GRUNTING)
2135
01:24:54,131 --> 01:24:56,383
Uh... (GASPS)
2136
01:24:56,466 --> 01:24:58,385
Uh, guys?
2137
01:24:58,468 --> 01:25:00,178
-(RALPH GRUNTS)
-(GASPS)
2138
01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:02,306
(GASPS)
2139
01:25:02,389 --> 01:25:05,475
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
2140
01:25:09,021 --> 01:25:12,107
RALPHZILLA: Friend?
2141
01:25:12,274 --> 01:25:14,318
That is unsettling.
2142
01:25:14,735 --> 01:25:17,154
(RALPHZILLA GRUNTING)
2143
01:25:18,363 --> 01:25:19,865
- Friend.
-(GASPS)
2144
01:25:20,574 --> 01:25:21,992
Get Vanellope out of here now.
2145
01:25:22,159 --> 01:25:23,160
What about you, Ralph?
2146
01:25:23,243 --> 01:25:25,412
Just go. I got a date
with the man in the mirror.
2147
01:25:26,455 --> 01:25:27,789
Hey, you!
2148
01:25:28,749 --> 01:25:29,958
(GRUNTING)
2149
01:25:30,667 --> 01:25:32,961
You keep away from her!
2150
01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:35,047
I'm gonna wreck it!
2151
01:25:35,589 --> 01:25:37,758
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-(RALPHZILLA GROANING)
2152
01:25:38,008 --> 01:25:40,844
- She's not your friend!
-(RALPHZILLA GROANING)
2153
01:25:41,595 --> 01:25:43,388
She's my friend!
2154
01:25:44,514 --> 01:25:45,724
Here it is, this way.
2155
01:25:45,891 --> 01:25:47,934
Come on, kid. We got to move.
2156
01:25:51,021 --> 01:25:52,522
(RALPH GRUNTING)
2157
01:25:55,317 --> 01:25:56,777
(RALPHZILLA GROWLING)
2158
01:26:00,322 --> 01:26:01,865
Eeeee-oh-boy!
2159
01:26:02,616 --> 01:26:05,369
(ALL SCREAMING)
2160
01:26:06,286 --> 01:26:08,121
(GASPING)
2161
01:26:11,208 --> 01:26:12,751
(GRUNTING)
2162
01:26:13,585 --> 01:26:16,296
(RALPHZILLA GROANING)
2163
01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:18,840
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
2164
01:26:18,924 --> 01:26:20,217
(GASPS) No!
2165
01:26:21,051 --> 01:26:22,636
Whoa! (YELPS)
2166
01:26:22,719 --> 01:26:25,889
- Vanellope!
-(SCREAMING)
2167
01:26:27,182 --> 01:26:28,892
(VANELLOPE GRUNTS, EXCLAIMS)
2168
01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:32,813
VANELLOPE: Hey! Let go of me!
2169
01:26:33,271 --> 01:26:34,481
(RALPH GRUNTING)
2170
01:26:35,482 --> 01:26:37,150
- Kid!
- Ralph!
2171
01:26:39,403 --> 01:26:40,654
(GRUNTING)
2172
01:26:41,780 --> 01:26:42,864
Hey!
2173
01:26:43,323 --> 01:26:45,701
Hey, get back here!
2174
01:26:45,951 --> 01:26:47,160
RALPHZILLA: Huh?
2175
01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:50,080
You put her down!
2176
01:26:50,163 --> 01:26:51,623
Whoa!
2177
01:26:51,998 --> 01:26:54,918
(EXCLAIMS, GRUNTING)
2178
01:27:04,010 --> 01:27:05,095
(HORN BLARING)
2179
01:27:05,470 --> 01:27:06,930
(GRUNTING, YELLS)
2180
01:27:10,976 --> 01:27:13,061
(GRUNTING)
2181
01:27:14,104 --> 01:27:15,647
Vanellope!
2182
01:27:20,527 --> 01:27:22,779
(PANTING)
2183
01:27:31,705 --> 01:27:35,375
You know, you're acting
like a real bad guy here!
2184
01:27:35,834 --> 01:27:38,170
RALPHZILLA: No!
2185
01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:39,421
Well, you are!
2186
01:27:39,588 --> 01:27:41,715
And I will never
be your friend!
2187
01:27:42,466 --> 01:27:44,885
-(ROARING)
-(SHRIEKING)
2188
01:27:45,927 --> 01:27:47,429
RALPH: Hey, doofus!
2189
01:27:48,138 --> 01:27:49,139
Ralph!
2190
01:27:56,688 --> 01:27:59,316
Catch me if you can,
you big dummy!
2191
01:28:00,567 --> 01:28:01,860
(RALPH GRUNTS)
2192
01:28:05,614 --> 01:28:07,115
I got you, little sister.
2193
01:28:07,199 --> 01:28:08,617
(VANELLOPE EXCLAIMS)
2194
01:28:10,702 --> 01:28:12,204
(GRUNTS) Now go!
Get out of here!
2195
01:28:12,370 --> 01:28:14,080
- Ralph!
- Go!
2196
01:28:14,247 --> 01:28:17,042
No! (STUTTERS) Don't hurt him!
2197
01:28:17,709 --> 01:28:18,794
Please, no!
2198
01:28:20,420 --> 01:28:22,881
(GROANING)
2199
01:28:23,381 --> 01:28:25,967
Stop it! You're squishing him!
2200
01:28:26,051 --> 01:28:27,511
(GROANING)
2201
01:28:27,594 --> 01:28:29,721
You're gonna
kill my best friend!
2202
01:28:29,805 --> 01:28:31,264
(GROANING)
2203
01:28:31,348 --> 01:28:32,849
(RALPH WHIMPERING)
2204
01:28:34,017 --> 01:28:36,478
Fine! You win! You win, okay?
2205
01:28:37,729 --> 01:28:39,105
(GASPING)
2206
01:28:39,564 --> 01:28:42,067
Just please put him down.
2207
01:28:44,528 --> 01:28:47,072
I'll be your only friend,
okay?
2208
01:28:47,239 --> 01:28:49,032
Just let him go.
2209
01:28:49,324 --> 01:28:50,909
No! No, kid.
2210
01:28:52,077 --> 01:28:53,286
RALPHZILLA: Huh?
2211
01:28:54,538 --> 01:28:56,790
VANELLOPE:
That's it. That's it. Yeah.
2212
01:28:56,957 --> 01:28:59,459
Put him down
and I'll go with you...
2213
01:28:59,626 --> 01:29:01,253
and we'll be
best friends forever.
2214
01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:02,629
(EXCLAIMS)
2215
01:29:02,712 --> 01:29:04,130
Just me and you.
2216
01:29:04,631 --> 01:29:06,049
That's what you want, right?
2217
01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:09,219
(RALPHZILLA EXCLAIMING)
2218
01:29:09,302 --> 01:29:10,595
RALPH: Well,
that's not what I want!
2219
01:29:12,389 --> 01:29:14,766
It's not right to hold a
friend back from her dreams!
2220
01:29:14,933 --> 01:29:16,726
You don't own her!
2221
01:29:16,893 --> 01:29:19,688
That's not how
friendship works!
2222
01:29:19,896 --> 01:29:21,731
You need to let her go!
2223
01:29:22,607 --> 01:29:23,775
(RALPHZILLA SIGHING)
2224
01:29:23,859 --> 01:29:24,860
Hey.
2225
01:29:28,697 --> 01:29:30,198
You need to let her go.
2226
01:29:31,074 --> 01:29:32,367
(RALPHZILLA EXCLAIMING SADLY)
2227
01:29:32,826 --> 01:29:36,288
I know. It's gonna hurt
a little bit when you do.
2228
01:29:37,873 --> 01:29:40,208
Oh, who am I kidding?
It's gonna hurt a lot.
2229
01:29:41,668 --> 01:29:44,087
But you're gonna be okay.
2230
01:29:46,548 --> 01:29:48,466
And we're gonna be okay.
2231
01:29:48,633 --> 01:29:49,718
Right, kid?
2232
01:29:51,344 --> 01:29:54,014
Of course we are. Always.
2233
01:29:56,141 --> 01:29:59,060
See? No matter
where she goes...
2234
01:29:59,227 --> 01:30:01,438
or where she lives...
2235
01:30:02,063 --> 01:30:04,232
she's always gonna
be our friend.
2236
01:30:04,316 --> 01:30:06,026
And we just got to trust her.
2237
01:30:06,610 --> 01:30:09,446
Because that's what
best friends do.
2238
01:30:10,322 --> 01:30:11,823
Right?
2239
01:30:16,161 --> 01:30:17,412
(RALPHZILLA SIGHS)
2240
01:30:26,630 --> 01:30:27,756
Thanks, buddy.
2241
01:30:29,215 --> 01:30:31,343
Wow! (CHUCKLES)
2242
01:30:32,594 --> 01:30:34,471
I feel good about this.
2243
01:30:34,554 --> 01:30:36,181
RALPHZILLA: Mmm.
2244
01:30:36,556 --> 01:30:39,100
RALPH CLONES: Mmm.
2245
01:30:41,144 --> 01:30:42,145
VANELLOPE: Ralph, look!
2246
01:30:42,312 --> 01:30:44,439
I think you fixed
your insecurity!
2247
01:30:46,232 --> 01:30:47,400
(LAUGHS) You're right.
2248
01:30:47,484 --> 01:30:49,736
Whoo-hoo! (SCREAMING)
2249
01:30:49,819 --> 01:30:50,904
Ralph, no!
2250
01:30:50,987 --> 01:30:52,906
-(EXCLAIMING)
-(HORN BLARING)
2251
01:30:52,989 --> 01:30:54,407
Whoa!
2252
01:30:54,491 --> 01:30:56,409
Park it right here, Ralph!
2253
01:30:56,493 --> 01:30:58,578
Your ol' pal
JP Spamley's gotcha!
2254
01:30:58,828 --> 01:31:00,997
(GASPS, LAUGHS) Whoo!
2255
01:31:02,332 --> 01:31:03,500
Wow, that didn't work.
2256
01:31:03,583 --> 01:31:06,044
(GROANS)
2257
01:31:07,837 --> 01:31:09,547
RAPUNZEL:
(GASPS) Look up there!
2258
01:31:09,714 --> 01:31:11,800
It's a big strong man
in need of rescuing.
2259
01:31:12,634 --> 01:31:13,760
(GRUNTS)
2260
01:31:20,433 --> 01:31:21,434
Hah!
2261
01:31:27,565 --> 01:31:28,817
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
2262
01:31:29,359 --> 01:31:30,568
(MICE CHATTERING)
2263
01:31:31,236 --> 01:31:32,404
(GIGGLING)
2264
01:31:33,238 --> 01:31:34,280
(CHITTERING)
2265
01:31:37,325 --> 01:31:38,368
-(GRUNTS)
-(GASPS)
2266
01:31:38,702 --> 01:31:39,869
(GRUNTS)
2267
01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:46,418
(BOTH GASP)
2268
01:31:48,753 --> 01:31:50,255
(VOCALIZING)
2269
01:31:51,548 --> 01:31:53,591
(WIND WHOOSHING)
2270
01:31:59,347 --> 01:32:01,474
(GROANS)
2271
01:32:10,275 --> 01:32:12,318
-(KISSING SOUND)
- RALPH: Mmm.
2272
01:32:14,362 --> 01:32:16,281
(GASPS) Oh, thanks, Frogger.
2273
01:32:16,823 --> 01:32:17,949
Wait a minute.
2274
01:32:18,491 --> 01:32:19,576
Who are all of you?
2275
01:32:20,118 --> 01:32:21,786
We're friends of Vanellope's.
2276
01:32:21,953 --> 01:32:24,247
Yeah, and any friend
of Vanellope's
2277
01:32:24,330 --> 01:32:25,790
is a friend of ours.
2278
01:32:25,957 --> 01:32:27,459
You're welcome.
2279
01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:28,877
VANELLOPE: Ralph!
2280
01:32:29,210 --> 01:32:31,129
Looking good, big fella!
(LAUGHS)
2281
01:32:31,296 --> 01:32:32,672
- Heyo!
-(FABRIC RIPS)
2282
01:32:32,756 --> 01:32:33,757
(PRINCESSES EXCLAIM)
2283
01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:34,966
This dress is not made
for a big boy.
2284
01:32:35,050 --> 01:32:37,093
It's going right up
the back alley there.
2285
01:32:37,260 --> 01:32:38,636
Let me just make
a little adjustment.
2286
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:40,972
-(TEARS FABRIC)
- There we go. (CHUCKLES)
2287
01:32:41,139 --> 01:32:42,682
NEWS ANCHOR:
Internet users are breathing
2288
01:32:42,766 --> 01:32:44,893
a collective sigh
of relief tonight.
2289
01:32:45,060 --> 01:32:47,520
Just as mysteriously
as it appeared,
2290
01:32:47,604 --> 01:32:49,981
the Wreck-It Ralph virus
has vanished.
2291
01:32:56,279 --> 01:32:58,198
RALPH: You know what
I just realized?
2292
01:32:58,364 --> 01:33:00,950
The sun never rises
or sets here...
2293
01:33:01,117 --> 01:33:02,702
because everything's
always on.
2294
01:33:02,869 --> 01:33:05,663
Well, now, isn't that
an astute observation?
2295
01:33:05,830 --> 01:33:06,831
I know, right?
2296
01:33:06,998 --> 01:33:08,124
You know,
other than KnowsMore,
2297
01:33:08,208 --> 01:33:10,001
I'm probably the smartest guy
on the Internet.
2298
01:33:10,168 --> 01:33:11,836
(LAUGHS) Yeah. Yeah.
2299
01:33:12,003 --> 01:33:15,048
Yo, V. We're about to come
back online. You ready?
2300
01:33:15,215 --> 01:33:16,466
Be right there!
2301
01:33:16,633 --> 01:33:18,927
Hey, Ralph,
don't be a stranger!
2302
01:33:19,094 --> 01:33:21,179
Well, I can't be much stranger
than you, Shank.
2303
01:33:21,679 --> 01:33:24,307
Oh. That's a good dad joke.
2304
01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:26,935
Hey, don't forget.
2305
01:33:27,102 --> 01:33:28,937
You know Shank added my code
and everything,
2306
01:33:29,020 --> 01:33:30,688
so I'll be able to regenerate.
2307
01:33:30,855 --> 01:33:32,023
I'm gonna be totally safe.
2308
01:33:32,190 --> 01:33:34,484
No, I know.
It's gonna be great.
2309
01:33:34,651 --> 01:33:36,069
You found your dream game.
2310
01:33:36,236 --> 01:33:37,695
Yeah, I did.
2311
01:33:38,404 --> 01:33:39,405
I did.
2312
01:33:40,281 --> 01:33:41,366
So, uh...
2313
01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:45,370
I guess I should probably
head in there now, you know?
2314
01:33:45,453 --> 01:33:48,623
Oh, before you go,
I wanted to give you this.
2315
01:33:49,499 --> 01:33:52,168
Oh, I'm so sorry
I broke it, Ralph.
2316
01:33:52,335 --> 01:33:54,003
No, no. It's okay.
2317
01:33:54,170 --> 01:33:56,589
Now we can both
have a half. See?
2318
01:33:57,048 --> 01:33:58,091
(CHUCKLES)
2319
01:33:58,466 --> 01:33:59,467
Yeah!
2320
01:34:07,058 --> 01:34:08,977
I love you so much.
2321
01:34:09,894 --> 01:34:11,688
I'm really gonna miss you.
2322
01:34:13,356 --> 01:34:15,275
I'm gonna miss you too, kid.
2323
01:34:16,484 --> 01:34:18,027
I really am.
2324
01:34:23,825 --> 01:34:24,826
All right.
2325
01:34:26,327 --> 01:34:28,454
Okay, getting a little clingy
on me, here.
2326
01:34:31,374 --> 01:34:33,042
Go on. Get out of here.
2327
01:34:33,209 --> 01:34:34,878
The world's
waiting for you, kid.
2328
01:35:32,101 --> 01:35:34,062
RALPH: (SIGHS) I'll be honest,
2329
01:35:34,145 --> 01:35:36,481
it still feels kind of weird
around here.
2330
01:35:36,648 --> 01:35:38,524
I mean, a lot has changed.
2331
01:35:38,691 --> 01:35:40,068
Even though we got
that steering wheel
2332
01:35:40,151 --> 01:35:41,152
and saved Sugar Rush...
2333
01:35:41,236 --> 01:35:43,404
it's never really gonna
be the same.
2334
01:35:45,198 --> 01:35:46,532
For one thing,
the racers aren't even
2335
01:35:46,616 --> 01:35:47,825
that obnoxious anymore.
2336
01:35:47,992 --> 01:35:50,453
Oh, golly. I'm sorry
you didn't win, Taffyta.
2337
01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:52,956
Pfft! Our friendship
IS much more important to me
2338
01:35:53,039 --> 01:35:54,374
than winning, Rancis.
2339
01:35:54,540 --> 01:35:55,917
Losing builds character!
2340
01:35:56,084 --> 01:35:58,044
Everyone's a winner, Taffyta.
2341
01:35:58,211 --> 01:36:00,838
RALPH: Felix and Calhoun,
as goofy as they are,
2342
01:36:00,922 --> 01:36:02,966
they turned out to be
pretty great parents.
2343
01:36:03,383 --> 01:36:04,592
I got to hand it to you two,
2344
01:36:04,676 --> 01:36:07,011
how on earth
did you tame those things?
2345
01:36:07,178 --> 01:36:08,388
It's simple, Surge.
2346
01:36:08,554 --> 01:36:10,890
The key to parenting is...
2347
01:36:10,974 --> 01:36:13,851
-(CARS WHOOSHING)
-(FELIX TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
2348
01:36:13,935 --> 01:36:15,812
And then what you do is...
2349
01:36:15,895 --> 01:36:16,896
(CARS WHOOSHING)
2350
01:36:16,980 --> 01:36:18,481
(CALHOUN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
2351
01:36:18,564 --> 01:36:21,651
And that is the secret
to raising perfect children.
2352
01:36:21,818 --> 01:36:25,071
Wow, I wish every parent
could hear that.
2353
01:36:25,238 --> 01:36:26,531
RALPH: I'm keeping busy, too.
2354
01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:28,449
! finally joined
Zangief's book club.
2355
01:36:28,533 --> 01:36:30,451
Good point, Bison.
And how about you, Ralph?
2356
01:36:30,618 --> 01:36:32,453
Do you feel Dostoyevsky
2357
01:36:32,537 --> 01:36:34,872
intended to make
narrator unreliable?
2358
01:36:34,956 --> 01:36:36,541
Um... (EXHALES)
2359
01:36:36,624 --> 01:36:38,668
(STAMMERS) I do and I don't.
2360
01:36:38,835 --> 01:36:41,212
You do, and you don't.
2361
01:36:41,379 --> 01:36:43,798
Duality.
That's really deep, Ralph.
2362
01:36:43,965 --> 01:36:45,091
Thanks, Sonic.
2363
01:36:45,258 --> 01:36:47,510
(WHISPERING) I don't know
what I'm talking about.
2364
01:36:48,011 --> 01:36:50,179
Oh. And we got this new thing
we do every Friday night...
2365
01:36:50,346 --> 01:36:52,473
where we all go and hang out
in a different game.
2366
01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:54,142
I actually hosted this week.
2367
01:36:54,309 --> 01:36:55,351
Heyo!
2368
01:36:55,518 --> 01:36:57,937
Hope you're all hungry.
I made burnt pie.
2369
01:36:58,104 --> 01:36:59,814
What's burnt pie, Wreck-It?
2370
01:36:59,981 --> 01:37:02,317
On, it's just a pie
that you burn.
2371
01:37:02,483 --> 01:37:03,526
You can use any pie.
2372
01:37:03,609 --> 01:37:04,902
You just leave it in the oven
too long.
2373
01:37:04,986 --> 01:37:06,404
(COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT)
2374
01:37:08,114 --> 01:37:10,575
Yeah, we really do
have a lot of fun.
2375
01:37:11,284 --> 01:37:14,412
I guess that's pretty much
all the news I got for you.
2376
01:37:14,829 --> 01:37:17,206
Oh, man, your stories
never disappoint, Ralph.
2377
01:37:17,373 --> 01:37:19,000
! just wish
we could hang out sooner.
2378
01:37:19,167 --> 01:37:20,501
Yeah. Me, too.
2379
01:37:20,668 --> 01:37:22,003
When did you say you were
getting those days off?
2380
01:37:22,170 --> 01:37:24,881
Uh, our upgrade
starts on January 25th,
2381
01:37:24,964 --> 01:37:26,507
so, like, two months from now.
2382
01:37:26,674 --> 01:37:29,177
Oh, that'll go by in a flash.
Oh, speaking of which...
2383
01:37:29,344 --> 01:37:30,553
you want me to bring you
anything from home
2384
01:37:30,636 --> 01:37:31,637
when I come visit?
2385
01:37:31,721 --> 01:37:33,639
Oh! You know what
! cannot find
2386
01:37:33,723 --> 01:37:35,308
anywhere on the Internet?
2387
01:37:35,475 --> 01:37:38,061
A halfway decent
BurgerTime burger.
2388
01:37:38,227 --> 01:37:40,355
I've been talking them up
to Shank and the crew.
2389
01:37:40,521 --> 01:37:42,357
And honestly, I think
they're starting to think
2390
01:37:42,440 --> 01:37:43,441
I'm making it up.
2391
01:37:43,608 --> 01:37:44,817
All right, consider it done.
2392
01:37:44,901 --> 01:37:46,569
I'll bring you guys
a truckload.
2393
01:37:48,905 --> 01:37:51,074
Well, sun's coming up already.
2394
01:37:51,240 --> 01:37:52,533
Guess I better get to it.
2395
01:37:52,700 --> 01:37:53,910
Yeah, me too.
2396
01:37:53,993 --> 01:37:54,994
Talk next week?
2397
01:37:55,161 --> 01:37:56,871
I shall await your call,
madam.
2398
01:37:57,038 --> 01:38:01,751
Then, adieu, adieu,
farting is such sweet sorrow.
2399
01:38:01,834 --> 01:38:04,128
-(CHUCKLES)
- So long, stinkbrain.
2400
01:38:04,712 --> 01:38:05,797
Bye, kid.
2401
01:38:07,215 --> 01:38:08,216
(BEEPS)
2402
01:38:10,343 --> 01:38:11,677
(SIGHS)
2403
01:38:19,519 --> 01:38:22,146
Hey.
You doing okay there, Ralph?
2404
01:38:22,313 --> 01:38:26,526
Yeah, I am, actually.
I'm doing great.
2405
01:38:26,984 --> 01:38:29,487
Come on, Felix.
Let's get to work, buddy.
2406
01:38:45,378 --> 01:38:47,213
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
2407
01:42:00,906 --> 01:42:03,618
Hey, Mo, did you like
the movie, sweetie?
2408
01:42:03,784 --> 01:42:06,412
Well, there was a scene
in the trailer...
2409
01:42:06,579 --> 01:42:08,456
that wasn't in the movie...
2410
01:42:08,623 --> 01:42:10,875
and that makes me sad.
2411
01:42:11,042 --> 01:42:13,002
Aw, that's too bad.
2412
01:42:13,169 --> 01:42:14,670
Maybe playing your game
will cheer you up.
2413
01:42:14,754 --> 01:42:15,755
Okay.
2414
01:42:17,131 --> 01:42:18,299
(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
2415
01:42:18,382 --> 01:42:19,759
Pancake.
2416
01:42:19,925 --> 01:42:21,218
- Milkshake.
-(CAT MEOWING)
2417
01:42:22,094 --> 01:42:24,639
Pancake.
Pancake.
2418
01:42:25,181 --> 01:42:26,349
Milkshake.
2419
01:42:26,515 --> 01:42:27,892
RALPH: Ooh, ooh, ooh.
! wanna try, I wanna try!
2420
01:42:27,975 --> 01:42:29,060
My turn, my turn!
2421
01:42:29,226 --> 01:42:31,103
Pancake.
Milkshake.
2422
01:42:31,270 --> 01:42:33,481
Milkshake.
Milkshake.
2423
01:42:33,648 --> 01:42:35,316
-(EXCLAIMS SADLY)
- Pancake. Pancake.
2424
01:42:35,483 --> 01:42:37,360
Milkshake.
Milkshake. (CHUCKLES)
2425
01:42:37,818 --> 01:42:39,570
I'm starting to understand
why people like this game.
2426
01:42:39,737 --> 01:42:40,738
Very zen.
2427
01:42:41,155 --> 01:42:42,657
(INHALES, BURPS)
2428
01:42:43,074 --> 01:42:45,409
Hey, everybody,
look what I found!
2429
01:42:45,576 --> 01:42:47,745
- More pancakes!
- RALPH: Sweet!
2430
01:42:47,912 --> 01:42:49,997
Let's speed it up.
Pancake, pancake, pancake.
2431
01:42:50,164 --> 01:42:51,457
Pancake, pancake, pancake.
2432
01:42:51,624 --> 01:42:53,292
Pancake, pancake, pancake.
2433
01:42:53,459 --> 01:42:54,877
Pancake, pancake, pancake.
2434
01:42:55,586 --> 01:42:57,588
Eat, little bunny.
Eat, eat, eat!
2435
01:42:57,880 --> 01:42:59,632
Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try
feeding the kitty
2436
01:42:59,715 --> 01:43:01,050
for a little while.
2437
01:43:01,217 --> 01:43:03,761
No, the kitty gets
the milkshake.
2438
01:43:03,928 --> 01:43:07,765
The bunny gets the pancake.
2439
01:43:12,103 --> 01:43:13,229
(GASPS)
2440
01:43:13,312 --> 01:43:15,731
(RUMBLING)
2441
01:43:15,815 --> 01:43:16,857
(POPS)
2442
01:43:16,941 --> 01:43:18,192
-(SHRIEKING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
2443
01:43:25,157 --> 01:43:26,158
2444
01:44:16,125 --> 01:44:17,126
2445
01:51:36,190 --> 01:51:37,608
ANNOUNCER: And now,
an exclusive sneak peek
2446
01:51:37,691 --> 01:51:40,277
of Frozen 2. Click here.
2447
01:51:44,406 --> 01:51:46,617
('80s POP MUSIC PLAYING)
2448
01:51:53,457 --> 01:51:55,542
(SINGING)
Never gonna give you up
2449
01:51:56,585 --> 01:51:57,794
Never gonna let you down
2450
01:51:57,878 --> 01:52:01,840
Never gonna run around
and desert you
2451
01:52:02,090 --> 01:52:03,967
Never gonna make you cry
2452
01:52:04,218 --> 01:52:06,261
Never gonna say goodbye
2453
01:52:06,345 --> 01:52:10,349
Never gonna tell a lie
and hurt you
2454
01:52:10,432 --> 01:52:11,433
RALPH: Uh-uh!
2455
01:52:11,516 --> 01:52:14,102
Why would 1? I like you.
2456
01:52:14,269 --> 01:52:15,979
You guys
still sticking around?
2457
01:52:16,146 --> 01:52:18,565
All right. Well,
you're welcome to stay.
2458
01:52:18,732 --> 01:52:22,277
There's not really any more
surprises, but, you know...
2459
01:52:22,444 --> 01:52:24,404
Good luck getting that song
out of your head.
2460
01:52:24,488 --> 01:52:25,739
It's a real earwig.
2461
01:52:25,822 --> 01:52:28,617
(CHUCKLES)
Anyway, what else? Uh...