1 00:00:35,417 --> 00:00:39,750 [horns honking] 2 00:00:39,958 --> 00:00:44,000 [rain pouring] 3 00:00:48,292 --> 00:00:51,167 [little girl] Prince Harry! Hariya! 4 00:00:56,458 --> 00:00:58,708 Have you seen my cat? 5 00:01:02,125 --> 00:01:03,708 - Prince Harry. - [meows] 6 00:01:03,875 --> 00:01:07,000 [thunder rumbling] 7 00:01:08,417 --> 00:01:11,167 [little girl] Prince Harry, where are you? 8 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:17,875 [playful, suspenseful music playing] 9 00:01:17,958 --> 00:01:20,542 PRINCE "HARIYA" HARRY 10 00:01:24,208 --> 00:01:28,292 - [thunder rumbling] - [rain pouring] 11 00:01:37,292 --> 00:01:40,667 [groans] 12 00:01:41,875 --> 00:01:45,417 LEO "LECHEROUS" MATTHEWS 13 00:01:45,625 --> 00:01:48,750 Have you seen Prince Harry? My cat! 14 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,625 - My cat! - [bottles rattle] 15 00:01:50,708 --> 00:01:52,333 - [breathes shakily] - [little girl] Huh? 16 00:01:52,417 --> 00:01:54,625 [music resumes] 17 00:01:55,167 --> 00:02:01,500 - [breathes heavily] - [sneezes] 18 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,500 [Leo] I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming! 19 00:02:07,833 --> 00:02:09,333 [little girl] Prince Harry. 20 00:02:11,458 --> 00:02:14,625 - [sniffs, gasps] - [objects clattering] 21 00:02:15,875 --> 00:02:16,833 Fuck off! 22 00:02:16,958 --> 00:02:19,500 YASH "THE JUNKIE" BATRA 23 00:02:19,625 --> 00:02:20,958 [music concludes] 24 00:02:21,792 --> 00:02:24,042 Get the dessert ready! Get the dessert ready! 25 00:02:24,125 --> 00:02:25,458 [indistinct chatter] 26 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:27,333 Hurry up! Let's go! 27 00:02:27,458 --> 00:02:29,917 [soft music playing] 28 00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:34,542 - [indistinct chatter] - Prince Harry! 29 00:02:34,792 --> 00:02:35,917 Prince Harry! 30 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,167 Where is Guppie Ram? Why isn't he here working? 31 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:41,167 Guppie Ram is missing since afternoon. God knows where the hell he is! 32 00:02:50,917 --> 00:02:52,250 [soft music concludes] 33 00:02:52,375 --> 00:02:55,042 - Hurry up! The wolves are here, come on! - [indistinct chatter] 34 00:02:55,917 --> 00:02:57,750 - New car, sahib? - Always. 35 00:02:57,875 --> 00:02:59,875 - [chuckles] - [rain pouring] 36 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,583 - At your service, hukum. [chuckles] - [chuckles] 37 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:05,833 This way, sir. 38 00:03:06,417 --> 00:03:07,583 Uh... 39 00:03:09,292 --> 00:03:11,292 Get some sweets for your kids, hm? 40 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:15,542 {\an8}RANNVIJAY "THE SHOW-OFF" SINGH 41 00:03:15,958 --> 00:03:17,458 [chuckles] 42 00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:24,417 [Balbir] Today, I've decided I'll stay miles away from these two candidates. 43 00:03:24,958 --> 00:03:27,750 Their electioneering is only going to ruin our budget. 44 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:31,125 That Raja sahib, great style, orders one Scotch after another. 45 00:03:31,208 --> 00:03:33,792 - Bloody fraud. - And that waiter chases us to sign for it. 46 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:35,333 As for Shehnaz, 47 00:03:35,917 --> 00:03:38,542 she's already offered film roles to more than half the club 48 00:03:38,667 --> 00:03:40,125 just to push her election bid. 49 00:03:40,208 --> 00:03:41,750 See, he doesn't even pick up my call. 50 00:03:41,833 --> 00:03:44,042 I keep trying him endlessly, he just won't answer. 51 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,292 And he won't turn up today, I'm sure of it. 52 00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:50,667 That Bengali woman, she will not rest until she's made a leftist out of my son. 53 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:52,750 Come on, Mala, don't be a typical mommy now. 54 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:54,500 "The girl is always the vamp!" 55 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:56,167 Did I say anything wrong, Beeji? 56 00:03:56,708 --> 00:03:59,667 Okay, so you live by yourself for three years in Kolkata. That's fine. 57 00:03:59,750 --> 00:04:02,667 But once you're back home, you need to come and stay with us, right? 58 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:05,333 To live separately here in Delhi, how does that make sense? 59 00:04:05,542 --> 00:04:08,292 And these days, he's even started speaking like that Bengali woman. 60 00:04:08,417 --> 00:04:11,333 He says, "A club is a symbol of privilege and classism." 61 00:04:12,667 --> 00:04:15,250 [instrumental music playing] 62 00:04:20,875 --> 00:04:22,458 [trolley tires creaking] 63 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:24,917 - [Balbir] What class? - Yeah! [chuckles] 64 00:04:25,042 --> 00:04:26,708 - Look at us. - Exactly. 65 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:28,875 Knocking around in this eight-year-old piece of junk. 66 00:04:29,042 --> 00:04:30,625 Who offers us an umbrella? 67 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:34,167 Bloody hell this, since when did it start raining in November? 68 00:04:34,417 --> 00:04:36,292 Global warning. 69 00:04:36,875 --> 00:04:40,333 - "Warming," Beeji. "Warming." - It's still a warning. 70 00:04:41,292 --> 00:04:42,750 [little girl] Prince Harry! 71 00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:45,833 Prince Harry. 72 00:04:46,625 --> 00:04:47,750 Prince Harry. 73 00:04:48,042 --> 00:04:50,000 [rain pouring] 74 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:54,833 Hello, hello, gather around for the group photo, please. 75 00:04:55,083 --> 00:04:57,583 Please come to the main stage area. [sniffs] 76 00:04:57,833 --> 00:05:00,583 Listen, Tambola will begin only after the group photo. 77 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:01,750 Hi. Namaste, bhai sahib. 78 00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:03,958 [Bhatti] The bar will still be open after the photo. 79 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:05,917 - Let's do glasses later. - [indistinct chatter] 80 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:08,208 Please come this side now. 81 00:05:10,917 --> 00:05:12,750 [groans, chuckles] 82 00:05:13,458 --> 00:05:16,542 Hey, cutie. Did you find your cat? 83 00:05:16,875 --> 00:05:18,583 [indistinct chatter] 84 00:05:19,083 --> 00:05:20,208 Love kids. 85 00:05:20,375 --> 00:05:23,083 President sahib! Stop playing the class monitor. 86 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:24,958 Your tenure is almost done. 87 00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:27,125 That's what I am waiting for, Raja sahib. 88 00:05:27,583 --> 00:05:30,208 Once the elections get done this Thursday, I'll withdraw. 89 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:32,333 Guys, the next round is on me! 90 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,917 Sir, you know the drinks are on the house. 91 00:05:36,958 --> 00:05:39,125 [instrumental music playing] 92 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:44,750 {\an8}AKASH "THE PITIABLE" DOGRA 93 00:05:45,958 --> 00:05:48,333 [male guest] Hey, Dogra! Join us, yaar. 94 00:06:04,583 --> 00:06:07,958 - Raja sahib! - [kisses, chuckles] 95 00:06:08,083 --> 00:06:10,625 Sir, what is this, sir? How can two tickets be enough? 96 00:06:10,792 --> 00:06:12,667 Fine, give me two more, but don't ask for money. 97 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:13,875 [Yash] And why is your glass empty? 98 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,375 - Staff! - Beta! 99 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,333 - There he is. - What is this? 100 00:06:17,417 --> 00:06:19,792 - Raja sahib's glass should never be empty. - Never. Hukum. Hukum! 101 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:21,167 - Always hukum. - Hukum. 102 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:24,708 The staff will always call me hukum, and here's something for the kids. 103 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:27,625 [chuckles, kisses] 104 00:06:29,667 --> 00:06:34,792 [inhales sharply] I am so proud of my Yashu. So proud! 105 00:06:35,083 --> 00:06:37,833 You know that place in UK? The rehab center. 106 00:06:37,917 --> 00:06:41,167 That is just fabulous! Just fab! 107 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:45,125 Few lacs a month, yaar! Just a few lacs. 108 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:48,625 Drugs, wugs, all gone, all addiction clean! 109 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:52,667 ROSHNI "THE BULLSHITTER" BATRA 110 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:57,125 And you know, it had an indoor heated swimming pool, 111 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:01,792 scented towels, sushi! I was like, "You know what?" 112 00:07:01,875 --> 00:07:06,625 "Why don't I also fake an addiction and get myself admitted?" [laughs] 113 00:07:06,833 --> 00:07:08,333 - [glasses clink] - Cheers! 114 00:07:10,083 --> 00:07:11,375 [instrumental music concludes] 115 00:07:11,708 --> 00:07:13,708 [indistinct chatter] 116 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:15,542 - Hello. - Hello. 117 00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:18,125 - How are you? - All good. 118 00:07:19,958 --> 00:07:21,375 So my "commie" son has come. 119 00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:23,833 Are you sure I'm yours? Sometimes, I wonder... 120 00:07:25,125 --> 00:07:26,625 if I was exchanged at the hospital. 121 00:07:26,708 --> 00:07:28,708 [Mala] Not at the hospital, beta. Now, you've switched. 122 00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:30,583 It's been a whole week since you came to Delhi, 123 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:33,208 you haven't bothered to visit me. You haven't even called me once. 124 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:35,417 I mean, what are we to you? We could die tomorrow 125 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:37,667 and you wouldn't give a damn about us, isn't it? Isn't it? 126 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:39,000 - Mommy... - You have 17 missed calls 127 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,750 from me on your phone! Do you even check your phone? 128 00:07:40,875 --> 00:07:42,333 - I don't even see a damn blue tick... - Mommy... 129 00:07:42,417 --> 00:07:43,833 ...so you're not reading my messages, beta. 130 00:07:43,917 --> 00:07:45,125 - [Akash] Mommy... - All I asked for 131 00:07:45,208 --> 00:07:47,583 was to simply attend the Tambola, just do this for your mother's sake... 132 00:07:47,708 --> 00:07:49,667 I'm here now. Right in front of you. Look. 133 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:51,333 [exhales sharply] 134 00:07:51,792 --> 00:07:52,958 Let's get a photo taken. 135 00:07:53,125 --> 00:07:56,042 Maa, I don't belong to this fancy dress competition. 136 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:57,542 Oh, I see, I see. 137 00:07:57,667 --> 00:08:00,167 If she were here, you'd suddenly belong, isn't it? 138 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:06,125 Maa, she's nothing to me anymore, okay? I have a steady girlfriend. 139 00:08:06,208 --> 00:08:08,625 I see, I see, she's nothing to you. It's steady, it's unsteady. 140 00:08:08,708 --> 00:08:10,750 - I know everything... - [Bhatti] Okay, everyone, enough chatting! 141 00:08:10,833 --> 00:08:12,292 Come line up for the photos. 142 00:08:12,375 --> 00:08:15,458 - I am starting Tambola in five minutes. - What's with this November rain, yaar? 143 00:08:15,542 --> 00:08:17,375 [Bhatti] This is the first and last call! 144 00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:20,042 - The poor farmers. - Yeah. 145 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,042 - Hi. Yeah! Excuse me. - Sure. 146 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,375 [Roshni] Hello. 147 00:08:26,458 --> 00:08:28,208 So she really cares about the farmers? 148 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,458 For someone who has risen from cow dung herself. 149 00:08:33,542 --> 00:08:37,292 {\an8}SHEHNAZ "THE DIVA" NOORANI 150 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:41,125 [dramatic music playing] 151 00:08:44,542 --> 00:08:45,875 [camera shutter clicking] 152 00:08:52,958 --> 00:08:54,042 [cellphone camera clicks] 153 00:08:56,167 --> 00:08:59,500 Shehnaz ji, I am so glad you left your shoot to be here tonight. 154 00:08:59,917 --> 00:09:02,792 By the way, magenta really suits you, I must say. 155 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:06,625 Green? Grey. [chuckles] 156 00:09:07,042 --> 00:09:09,458 - Gold. - [chuckles] That you are. 157 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,792 [indistinct chatter] 158 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:19,583 Stunning, what's up? 159 00:09:20,167 --> 00:09:22,708 How do you do this? Gorgeous. 160 00:09:25,792 --> 00:09:27,250 [dramatic music concludes] 161 00:09:27,375 --> 00:09:28,750 Where's the silver cake knife? 162 00:09:28,875 --> 00:09:31,167 Arey, how am I supposed to know where the silver cake knife is? 163 00:09:31,292 --> 00:09:32,625 Go ask another waiter. 164 00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:36,083 Oh, yes. Bloody, my dada ji gave me this, you know. Original. 165 00:09:36,167 --> 00:09:37,208 - Dada ji gave you this? - Yes! 166 00:09:37,292 --> 00:09:39,417 - Wow! Looks damn cool. - Yeah. 167 00:09:41,625 --> 00:09:43,583 Okay, everyone, hold your positions. 168 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:46,750 Come on, come on, everyone. Let's go! Hurry up, take the picture. 169 00:09:48,167 --> 00:09:49,750 This side, this side, Bhatti ji... 170 00:09:49,875 --> 00:09:51,583 [hesitates] What's going on? 171 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,250 - Hello, I am still the president, guys. - Excuse me! 172 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:56,667 - Your tenure is almost over. - What do you mean by that? 173 00:09:56,917 --> 00:09:57,958 [Bhatti] Come on. 174 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,583 - Yes! - One second, one second. Wait for me. 175 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:04,458 [chuckles] Hello, Mrs. Nayyar, you're looking gorgeous today. 176 00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:05,625 Could you please move up a bit? 177 00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:07,667 - Just a little bit. Arey, come on! - [Rannvijay] Okay. 178 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:08,875 Just... 179 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:10,417 - [Bhatti] Come, come, hurry up! - Yes, please. 180 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:11,833 - [chuckles] - [cameraman] Please, please, come. 181 00:10:11,958 --> 00:10:14,667 And, everybody, now, just give me your best smiles. Okay? 182 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:17,042 - Always the best smile! - [cameraman] Yeah, like a happy family. 183 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,542 And, Shehnaz, oh, my God. What an unforgettable smile. 184 00:10:20,917 --> 00:10:22,042 Yes, madam. 185 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:24,917 Better give your best smile today, because after the election... 186 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:28,375 After the elections, I am going to be very busy, Mr. Singh. 187 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:29,958 - Mm-hmm. - Building washrooms 188 00:10:30,042 --> 00:10:33,167 - near the kitchen garden. - Over my dead fucking body! 189 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:37,250 If that's what it takes. [chuckles] 190 00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:39,500 - [cameraman] Okay. Guys, ready? - [Rannvijay] Yeah! 191 00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:41,542 [cameraman] And one, two... 192 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,375 - [glass shattering] - [cameraman] Oi! 193 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,667 [indistinct chatter] 194 00:10:47,708 --> 00:10:50,042 [instrumental music playing] 195 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:57,292 [chuckles] Fuck. 196 00:10:57,708 --> 00:11:01,500 {\an8}BAMBI "THE WIDOW" TODI 197 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,792 [male guest] Ma'am, are you fine? 198 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:18,375 [Bambi] Guys, wait. 199 00:11:19,708 --> 00:11:22,625 How can you take the picture without the prettiest girl in the club? 200 00:11:26,167 --> 00:11:28,500 - Dadi, how are you? - I am cool! 201 00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:32,292 [soft guitar music playing] 202 00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:47,875 - Beta, so you belong now? - Mom, let's focus on the photo. 203 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:50,458 [cameraman] Okay, guys, no one else remaining? Ready? 204 00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:53,708 - And one, two... - [camera shutter clicking] 205 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:59,833 ♪ I endured your deceit... ♪ 206 00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:01,333 [camera shutter clicking] 207 00:12:01,542 --> 00:12:08,292 ♪ Sipping tears With a smile bittersweet ♪ 208 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:13,333 ♪ Breaking promises, deserting me ♪ 209 00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:15,500 ♪ You walked away ♪ 210 00:12:17,042 --> 00:12:18,583 ♪ Baby ♪ 211 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:21,958 ♪ Innocent, naive baby ♪ 212 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:27,625 ♪ Breaking my heart, deserting me ♪ 213 00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:33,167 ♪ You walked away ♪ 214 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:38,792 [screams] 215 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,208 [music gains momentum] 216 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:54,583 [music concludes] 217 00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:56,625 Shalini. 218 00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:00,375 - [car engine whirring] - [groans] 219 00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:02,375 - [Padam] Sir ji. - Yeah? 220 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,208 May I drive, please? 221 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,375 No, Padam. It's on me. 222 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:09,042 I made a solemn promise to Shalini, 223 00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:12,458 before I came to Lucknow, I would learn to parallel park my car. 224 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,042 Just ten days left. 225 00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:17,042 I too had made a solemn promise that I would get married this year. 226 00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:19,542 Twenty-three girls I checked out, on average, two per month. 227 00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:21,458 But I haven't even printed invitations. 228 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:24,000 Because you are checking out the girls. 229 00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:25,917 You need to connect with them. 230 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:29,750 When connection happens, the knots untangle themselves. 231 00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:33,042 Sir ji, connection is not going to help you with your parallel parking. 232 00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:35,750 You need to move a little bit to the left. Just a little bit. 233 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:38,042 - [ACP Bhavani] Just a little bit? - Just a little bit, sir ji. Come. 234 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,000 Yeah, yeah. Coming. 235 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,208 Back up, sir ji, slowly. 236 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,958 Bloody asshole. Motherfucker! 237 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:48,375 Okay. 238 00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:51,625 [Padam] Hey, take it easy. It's not the end of the world. 239 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:53,500 - What's the problem? - Hey, are you blind? 240 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:56,875 - You just hit my two-million car, bastard! - You know what two million looks like? 241 00:13:56,958 --> 00:13:58,458 That piece of junk is not worth ten rupees, 242 00:13:58,542 --> 00:13:59,500 forget about two million. 243 00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,417 Hey, old fuck, do you have eyes or buttons, huh? 244 00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:04,208 Now, sir, think of it as something between the two. 245 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:05,958 - Step out. Out of the car! - [ACP Bhavani] Coming, coming. 246 00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:07,750 Now, you're screwed. I am lodging a complaint against you. 247 00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:09,667 - [Padam] Sir, I'll drive you to the cops... - You bloody mother... 248 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:10,708 Hey, hey, hey! 249 00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:13,167 Just day before yesterday he lost his mother. 250 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:17,708 - Oh. So sorry. - Sir, do you know, this is Padam Kumar ji. 251 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:20,125 Do you have any idea what happened to him? 252 00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:21,542 What happened, sir? 253 00:14:22,542 --> 00:14:24,583 He dreamed of joining the police force, 254 00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,750 but then his eyesight turned out to be poor. 255 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,375 He failed the examination. 256 00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:32,042 Now, to the elderly and to women, he gives driving lessons. 257 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,667 At night, he practices belly dancing. 258 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:38,333 His father was martyred while on active police duty. 259 00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:40,083 My father? 260 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:44,667 - Be kind to him. - [cellphone ringing] 261 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:47,042 - Jai Hind, sir. - [banged car owner] It's all right. 262 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:50,083 Absolutely, no problem. Sub-inspector Padam and I are free. 263 00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,542 Practicing parallel parking. 264 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:54,042 [Padam] Everyone, carry on, carry on. Nothing to see here. Go. 265 00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:56,042 - Which club, sir? - [Padam] Go, go, go. 266 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,833 [instrumental music playing] 267 00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:01,708 - [Padam] Janab. - [ACP Bhavani] Hmm? 268 00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:03,250 [Padam] How long do you think this will take? 269 00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:05,000 It's Diwali night, 270 00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:08,250 and the movers and packers will be awaiting your arrival. 271 00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:11,042 [ACP Bhavani] And criminals, thieves and murderers, my departure. 272 00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:13,583 Anyway, Chief sahib insisted it won't drag on for long. It's an... 273 00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:14,958 Open and shut case, guys. 274 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:18,000 Your work, my friend, can be so hard. 275 00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:21,625 Now, just see what a useless waste of time. That too during Diwali. 276 00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:26,417 President sahib, was it someone's birthday? 277 00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:30,000 [Bhatti] It was our Diwali Tambola night. A raging success. 278 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,833 Thirty lacs my club made. 279 00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:36,500 No. But the accident was sad. [clicks tongue] 280 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:39,417 Very sad. [sniffs] Come, please, come. 281 00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:45,583 The Royal Delhi Club is one of the country's top-notch clubs. 282 00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:47,250 - [Padam] Yes, yes. Of course. - [Bhatti] Very exclusive. 283 00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:50,917 Even the presidents of India have played golf at this club. 284 00:15:51,042 --> 00:15:52,125 There. 285 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:55,375 [indistinct chatter] 286 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:11,708 [Bhatti] To become a member, the fee is 19.9 million, plus GST. 287 00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:16,458 And even if you can afford it, the waiting period is minimum 20 years. 288 00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:19,667 Even after independence, for many years, 289 00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:22,875 only Britishers were allowed exclusive membership. 290 00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:26,875 Meaning not even other White people, you see. 291 00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,292 Wow! 292 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,417 We should be proud of something like that. 293 00:16:34,042 --> 00:16:36,208 [sniffs] Exactly. [clears throat] 294 00:16:38,292 --> 00:16:41,417 You won't find such a huge campus anywhere else in India. 295 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,042 [sniffs, exhales sharply] 296 00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:44,417 Isn't this the same club 297 00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:47,042 that Highway Minister Ruhia ji wanted to shut down? 298 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:51,167 [Bhatti] The Highway Minister's loafer son wore loafers and barged in here. 299 00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:53,250 Look, if you want to wear loafers, 300 00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:55,250 there's many cheap dhabbas on the highway, go there. 301 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:59,500 We, very humbly, requested him, "Kind sir, please wear formal shoes." 302 00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:03,167 Everybody has these kind of shoes, isn't it? I have ten, 12 pairs myself. 303 00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:06,042 - Prada, Gucci, everything. - [Padam] What? Pucchi? 304 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,708 He wouldn't listen. We have 100-year-old rules. 305 00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:12,000 - A hundred years. - Rules are rules. 306 00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:14,667 [Bhatti] Look, even they understand this much. 307 00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:18,125 Those loafers should've been on his head instead of his feet. 308 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,833 - [Padam] Yeah, you're right! - [Bhatti] And that was it. 309 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,792 Within 30 minutes, he had a hashtag trending. 310 00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:24,458 #SlavestotheBritishRDC. 311 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:27,042 #AntiNationalRDC. 312 00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:28,250 Anti-national? 313 00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:32,625 Yes, these days, being anti-national doesn't require much effort from anyone. 314 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:34,667 [indistinct chatter] 315 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:39,042 - [bell rings] - Boy! Boy! 316 00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:40,750 [birds chirping] 317 00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:45,458 Boy, get my cushion, no! 318 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,417 Come on, fast. 319 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,000 [instrumental music concludes] 320 00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:58,375 - Hey, you! - [sobs] Sir. 321 00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:00,417 Who gave you permission to use the member's washroom? 322 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,042 Sorry, sir. [sobs] 323 00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:08,708 Don't mind, sir. 324 00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:11,458 Normally, this doesn't happen. Rules are rules. 325 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:15,500 This is a community bar. Those kinds aren't allowed here either. 326 00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:19,458 - [man] It's done. - Move, move. 327 00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:20,667 Please come. Please come. 328 00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:23,167 There's elections in three days, and he had to die today! 329 00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,708 - Please, ACP. - Oh, no, sir... 330 00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:27,917 Myself, SI Padam Kumar. The ACP... 331 00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:31,042 Sir ji? Sir ji? 332 00:18:31,292 --> 00:18:32,625 Hmm? [claps] 333 00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:35,042 - [Padam] Sir ji. - Yeah? 334 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,333 ACP Bhavani Singh. 335 00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:40,833 [exhales sharply] 336 00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:43,375 Never mind, never mind. Come. 337 00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,333 [suspenseful music playing] 338 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:59,750 [club doctor] Leo Matthews. Zumba trainer. So sad. 339 00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:02,667 [metal clanging] 340 00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:04,833 [club doctor] It was quick. 341 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:07,875 The barbell slipped out of the deceased's hands, 342 00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:11,125 fell on his windpipe, and fatally fractured his neck. 343 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,625 [Padam] Time of death? 344 00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,083 [club doctor] Between 5:00 and 7:00 a.m. 345 00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:18,917 The exact time can only be determined by an autopsy, 346 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,667 but in such clear accident cases, an autopsy is unnecessary. 347 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,333 [Bhatti] Apparently, he an orphan. 348 00:19:25,042 --> 00:19:27,667 Let me try and find his address. Mithun! 349 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:31,292 [intense music concludes] 350 00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:32,833 All right, Doctor sahib. 351 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:36,750 You and President sahib sign these forms, and we'll be done. 352 00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,375 We'll have the body picked. 353 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,500 [ACP Bhavani] President sahib! 354 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,292 Can we get a glimpse of this CCTV footage? 355 00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,125 [Bhatti] Why's that necessary? 356 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:49,792 [ACP Bhavani] Just a glimpse. 357 00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,125 [Bhatti] That's Raja sahib. Ranvijay Singh. 358 00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:55,958 One of our most esteemed members. 359 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,625 From the royal family of Achingad. [sniffs] 360 00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:01,333 And that's gym trainer, Thinsuk. 361 00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:03,083 No, maybe it's Theju. 362 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,875 They both look like they came out of the same mold. 363 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,167 - [intense music playing] - [ACP Bhavani] Hmm. 364 00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:14,792 I am sure these camera angles have blind spots. 365 00:20:15,167 --> 00:20:17,542 - [Bhatti] What's that, sir? - [ACP Bhavani] Nothing. 366 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,083 Pause, pause, pause. 367 00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:27,250 That's the same sky-blue-colored bottle that was found near the body. 368 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:40,292 [Padam] Oh, bhai! 369 00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,708 When the balloons waltzed in front of the CCTV, 370 00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:44,750 what dance were you dancing, huh? 371 00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:47,667 - Normally, it doesn't happen. [sniffs] - [Padam] Hmm. 372 00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:55,542 You need to check the color of the balloons? 373 00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:56,958 Oh, pause, pause, pause! 374 00:20:58,708 --> 00:20:59,958 The tail of a cat. 375 00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:02,083 - [intense music concludes] - [Prince Harry meowing] 376 00:21:03,042 --> 00:21:05,458 - Prince Harry. - [ACP Bhavani] Prince Harry? 377 00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:08,458 Prince Harry. 378 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:12,208 For the past 100 years, we have named every pet in the club 379 00:21:12,292 --> 00:21:15,208 after members of the British royal family as a tradition. 380 00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:19,167 You see, this club was built to commemorate King George's arrival. 381 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:22,167 - Hmm. - Now, he couldn't come here. Busy man. 382 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:26,625 But even so, to this day, that family means everything to us. 383 00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:30,875 - [sniffs] - Wow, they must be bursting with pride. 384 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:34,500 - Exactly. [sniffs] - Mmm... 385 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,667 Now, what do we do about this, ACP? 386 00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:40,375 Will your people clear this or should we? 387 00:21:40,792 --> 00:21:43,000 After all, the members also need to use the gym. 388 00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:44,458 [ACP Bhavani] President sahib. 389 00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:47,250 What you have witnessed is not an accident... 390 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,333 - but a murder. - No, no, no, no, no. 391 00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:52,833 Murders are strictly not allowed in my club. 392 00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:56,083 Our members are all respected people and... 393 00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,833 - And they all have my respect. - [Bhatti sniffs] 394 00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:02,542 CCTV covered by balloons, 395 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,875 Hariya ji's condition, 396 00:22:05,292 --> 00:22:08,167 and that fainting feeling in my belly, 397 00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:11,708 they all say Leo ji has been murdered. 398 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:16,833 So, who was the first one to lay eyes on Leo ji's body? 399 00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:20,750 - [birds chirping] - [hesitates] 400 00:22:21,958 --> 00:22:23,208 - Sir... - Um... 401 00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:25,958 I don't think we should speak without our lawyers. 402 00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:29,625 - Yeah. - Whatever you deem fit. 403 00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:33,292 Yes, sir? 404 00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:38,625 [bell rings] 405 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,500 - Yes, sir? - My apologies. Thank you. 406 00:22:41,792 --> 00:22:43,583 I... [chuckles] 407 00:22:45,292 --> 00:22:49,167 - [phone chimes] - [Cookie] I am so upset, so upset. 408 00:22:49,792 --> 00:22:51,417 I've been drinking since morning. 409 00:22:51,542 --> 00:22:54,875 [Roshni] Relax, Cooks. We will get a new Zumba trainer. 410 00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,833 [Cookie] Dime a dozen. Who cares about Zumba? 411 00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:05,167 Uh... Original. Cookie Katoch Cocktail. 412 00:23:06,292 --> 00:23:10,625 COOKIE "COCKTAIL" KATOCH 413 00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:14,167 - Beetroot juice and little tequila. - [ACP Bhavani] I see. 414 00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:18,000 Oh, jeez! Nirmal already uploaded a memorial photo. 415 00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:20,958 - What a phot of her with Leo, shit! - [Cookie] What? Show me. Show me. 416 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:25,125 [gasps] Oh, my God! Look at that lip job. 417 00:23:25,208 --> 00:23:26,375 [Roshni] Show! 418 00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:29,417 [Cookie] Bloody bitch. She'll never tell us who she went to, isn't it? 419 00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:32,000 You can ask her. She's your friend. 420 00:23:32,375 --> 00:23:33,458 Go ask. 421 00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:38,208 So, as I was talking about Leo ji's dead body... 422 00:23:41,250 --> 00:23:42,333 [exhales sharply] 423 00:23:44,417 --> 00:23:48,250 - [sighs] You can't imagine. - Hmm. 424 00:23:48,417 --> 00:23:50,417 [breathes shakily] 425 00:23:50,792 --> 00:23:54,333 Oh, my God! Oh, look, I've got goosebumps. 426 00:23:54,417 --> 00:23:55,875 Hmm. 427 00:23:57,208 --> 00:24:00,375 - Rosh! We need to go for waxing! - [Roshni] Sure. 428 00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:02,917 [Roshni] No, but listen, during Diwali, Cinderella is just too crowded. 429 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,333 - I am not going. I am not going. - Let's go to the club parlor then. 430 00:24:06,417 --> 00:24:08,958 - We will give Ganga a hundred or two. - Babe... 431 00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:13,625 Dead body, madam. Dead body. 432 00:24:13,833 --> 00:24:14,875 Whose? 433 00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:16,958 That's exactly what I was telling you about. 434 00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:20,417 At seven o'clock, the three of us went to the gym. 435 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:22,667 A three-tier strawberry cake and under it a dead body? 436 00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:25,583 - And that was only the appetizer, Cooks! - [Cookie] Oh! 437 00:24:26,042 --> 00:24:28,750 [Roshni] After that, what happened on Tambola night, 438 00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:31,292 I'm telling you, you're gonna go crazy listening to that. 439 00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:33,292 [Bambi] Cooks Aunty, why didn't you come? 440 00:24:34,167 --> 00:24:35,708 One too many Patiala pegs or what? 441 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:39,625 No, no, beta. Katoch sahib was all hot and horny. 442 00:24:39,792 --> 00:24:41,833 That was it, you know, right? 443 00:24:42,208 --> 00:24:43,375 He's like a... 444 00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:45,708 - horse in bed. - [chuckles] 445 00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:48,958 Thanks to him, I always miss out on the action in the club. 446 00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:51,458 Come on, girls. Let's go for it. 447 00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:57,042 - [joint pops] - [groans] 448 00:24:58,708 --> 00:25:00,000 [exhales sharply] 449 00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:04,292 [intense music playing] 450 00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:11,917 [whispers] Oh! Sorry. 451 00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:24,375 - [Roshni] What are you doing? - [Cookie gasps] What? 452 00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:26,625 - What am I doing, huh? - What are you doing? 453 00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:29,708 - My napkin fell down, that's it. - Your napkin fell down? 454 00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:32,125 - Rosh, don't look at me like that. - [chuckles] Cooks, I know you. 455 00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:33,583 - No you have a wild imagination. - Cooks... 456 00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:35,000 - Guys... - It's just gossip, okay? 457 00:25:35,083 --> 00:25:35,958 Guys! 458 00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:37,458 - What? - What? 459 00:25:39,542 --> 00:25:41,542 [Roshni] Cooks... Cooks, he's dead. 460 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,458 - [cellphone camera clicks] - Are you calling the police? 461 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:44,917 - [whimpers] - Obvio. 462 00:25:45,417 --> 00:25:46,875 [intense music concludes] 463 00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:48,458 Look at him, my poor Leo. 464 00:25:48,917 --> 00:25:50,792 And, oh, those thighs... 465 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:52,792 What a waste. 466 00:25:53,375 --> 00:25:56,833 - Oh, how I lusted after them. - [ACP Bhavani groans] 467 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,125 - [clears throat] - [clears throat] 468 00:26:00,958 --> 00:26:01,875 [chuckles] 469 00:26:02,042 --> 00:26:04,917 Is it that easy to just kill someone and get away with it? 470 00:26:05,167 --> 00:26:10,333 Not really, it's extremely nerve-wracking, even for the most seasoned criminals. 471 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:12,833 So the BMR must be going through the roof, na? 472 00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:16,375 Two, three kilos must be lost just by sweating, right? 473 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:19,667 What? Then I should definitely consider murdering someone! 474 00:26:19,917 --> 00:26:22,792 I'll lose some of my belly fat, my hips will get into shape as well. 475 00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:24,208 - [Roshni] Excellent idea. - Madam, madam, 476 00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:26,667 you were just saying that under the strawberry cake 477 00:26:26,792 --> 00:26:30,417 - you found somebody's body? Whose body? - That was his. 478 00:26:36,167 --> 00:26:38,083 [laughs] 479 00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:41,500 - Who'd murder this guy? [laughs] - [laughs] 480 00:26:43,625 --> 00:26:46,792 - Guys, it's not funny. - [laughs hysterically] 481 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,083 Guys, it's not funny. 482 00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:52,125 Cooks Aunty, stop it! 483 00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:56,542 [laughs hysterically] 484 00:26:58,042 --> 00:26:59,375 Sir, he's demented. 485 00:27:00,542 --> 00:27:02,708 - [gasps] - [Mala] Is that blood? 486 00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:06,333 [Rannvijay] Yuck! 487 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:09,958 [chuckles] Relax, guys. It's strawberry sauce. 488 00:27:10,042 --> 00:27:12,958 - Oh! - [Rannvijay] Oh, my God. Come on. 489 00:27:13,042 --> 00:27:15,083 [ACP Bhavani] During all this, where was Leo ji? 490 00:27:15,208 --> 00:27:16,833 Leo was hosting the Tambola. 491 00:27:17,083 --> 00:27:20,125 When the lady is flirty at three and zero... 492 00:27:21,917 --> 00:27:22,833 Thirty. 493 00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:24,333 Jaldi five! 494 00:27:24,833 --> 00:27:26,458 [crowd cheering, applauding] 495 00:27:26,542 --> 00:27:27,583 Come on. 496 00:27:27,667 --> 00:27:28,792 [Roshni] The scoop is... 497 00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:33,208 Leo was Shehnaz Noorani's latest astronaut. 498 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:34,875 Congratulations! 499 00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:36,917 [ACP Bhavani] Astronaut, madam? 500 00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:42,417 If Shehnaz is the moon, then astronauts will be there, right? 501 00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:44,167 [laughs] 502 00:27:44,292 --> 00:27:50,458 Astronaut... Is she the famous actress, Shehnaz Noorani, by any chance? 503 00:27:50,708 --> 00:27:54,708 - A C-grade heroine of B-grade films. - Hmm! 504 00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:59,500 Two husbands she's divorced already. Pocketed a fat alimony from both, 505 00:27:59,667 --> 00:28:02,208 and has come and plonked herself in our Delhi. Bloody witch! 506 00:28:02,583 --> 00:28:06,375 Since then, a whole bunch of astronauts have landed on the moon. 507 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,500 - [spits, laughs] - You know what I mean? 508 00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:11,625 So you were watching through a telescope, Rosh Aunty? 509 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:20,500 [chuckles] And the fat magnet, always late. Six and eight, 68! 510 00:28:20,708 --> 00:28:23,375 - Full house! Full house! [cheers] - [crowd cheering] 511 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,792 And after that is when the real commotion started. 512 00:28:26,917 --> 00:28:28,792 - Mine as well! - [Roshni] And Leo said... 513 00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:30,500 Two fat magnets? 514 00:28:31,958 --> 00:28:32,875 Arey! 515 00:28:33,042 --> 00:28:35,792 [Rannvijay] It's all a scam. How can there be two full houses? 516 00:28:35,875 --> 00:28:37,583 - This old bugger is cheating. - [Leo] Show me your ticket. 517 00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:39,458 - Listen, you get back! - Arey, take it easy, uncle. 518 00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:40,750 What are you doing to him? 519 00:28:41,042 --> 00:28:43,667 Hey, who you calling "uncle"? 520 00:28:43,792 --> 00:28:47,333 Bloody item number, PT teacher. Gigolo! 521 00:28:47,542 --> 00:28:49,208 - Just wait. - [Rannvijay] Who do you think you are? 522 00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:51,167 Worms crawling out of the bloody gutter. 523 00:28:51,292 --> 00:28:52,500 [Cookie] Rats! 524 00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:54,875 He said rats, I'm sure. 525 00:28:55,833 --> 00:28:57,792 Rats crawling out of the bloody gutter. 526 00:28:58,375 --> 00:29:01,083 [Roshni] Cooks, yaar. You were not even there, right? 527 00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:03,542 Okay, so then you do all the talking. Keep on yakking. 528 00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:05,417 You don't need me for this. I am out of here. 529 00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:07,250 Anyways... 530 00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:11,458 after that, that Dogra boy arrived on the scene... 531 00:29:13,292 --> 00:29:15,167 Cockroaches crawling out of the bloody gutter. 532 00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,417 [Akash] Guys! 533 00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:19,833 - I am Leo Matthews's lawyer, okay? - [ACP Bhavani] Pause, pause, pause. 534 00:29:21,708 --> 00:29:24,583 So Leo ji's lawyer was at the Tambola night that day? 535 00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:28,042 Everyone, move aside, move aside. Akash bhaiya, I'll lose my job. 536 00:29:28,125 --> 00:29:29,583 You had to come to court on a holiday. 537 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:31,375 Just 30 seconds more, 30 seconds. 538 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:32,750 - Yeah, please hurry. - Okay, listen. 539 00:29:32,917 --> 00:29:35,583 The judge will ask for a blood test. Carry the report with you. 540 00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:37,208 This lab is not expensive. 541 00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:42,417 - [phone ringing] - [indistinct chatter] 542 00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:45,083 One second, one second. 543 00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:49,167 Akash, Leo has been murdered. 544 00:29:49,417 --> 00:29:51,708 - That MC? - [Bambi] Yeah. 545 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:54,917 The police wants to talk to you. 546 00:29:58,875 --> 00:30:00,833 It's Diwali, yaar. I am going back to Kolkata. 547 00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:02,833 I've to catch a flight in two hours. 548 00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:06,625 Your girlfriend lives with you there? 549 00:30:08,833 --> 00:30:09,833 Koohu. 550 00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:11,333 Koohu? 551 00:30:13,083 --> 00:30:14,625 Sounds like a bird's name. 552 00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:17,417 Can't help it. 553 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:20,625 Maybe I am destined to end up with girls with weird names, 554 00:30:20,917 --> 00:30:21,917 Bambi. 555 00:30:22,708 --> 00:30:25,333 [birds chirping] 556 00:30:28,292 --> 00:30:31,333 Sir, this Leo, I mean, the deceased, I met him just once. 557 00:30:31,417 --> 00:30:33,833 [male member] What's going on? Why are the cops here? 558 00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:35,792 He's been here for the last two hours. Get him out! 559 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:37,458 About three years ago. 560 00:30:37,667 --> 00:30:41,292 - It was just a minor case. - Hmm. What sort of case was it? 561 00:30:41,917 --> 00:30:45,000 - Cocaine. - Hmm. 562 00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:47,917 A few minors from an orphanage were involved. 563 00:30:49,083 --> 00:30:51,125 The orphanage warden was also arrested. 564 00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:53,250 He had a slight limp. 565 00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:58,375 But didn't you proclaim in the presence of Maharaja Rannvijay Singh 566 00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:00,833 that you are Leo ji's lawyer? 567 00:31:02,833 --> 00:31:03,875 Sir... 568 00:31:04,458 --> 00:31:07,000 - people in this club fear only two things. - [man] I mean, this is too much. 569 00:31:07,083 --> 00:31:09,625 - Don't worry, sir, I'll handle it. - Taxes and lawyers. 570 00:31:09,750 --> 00:31:12,792 So I felt Raja ji should be brought before the court. 571 00:31:12,917 --> 00:31:14,125 I represent Leo Matthews, 572 00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:17,000 and if he wants, he can sue you and this club for slander, 573 00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:19,417 criminal intimidation and workplace harassment. 574 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:21,333 - Okay. - [old male guest] Let it go, Raja sahib. 575 00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:24,083 We can divide the winnings. It's okay, I don't mind. 576 00:31:24,167 --> 00:31:26,542 That's exactly what I am trying to say. Share and care na, yaar, uncle. 577 00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:29,250 Raja sahib never shares his bounty. 578 00:31:29,333 --> 00:31:30,458 [scoffs] 579 00:31:30,542 --> 00:31:32,542 - [Rannvijay] Why the smirk? - Why are you bullshitting, Hukum? 580 00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:34,667 - [grunts] - [crowd gasping] 581 00:31:34,833 --> 00:31:36,125 [Rannvijay grunts] 582 00:31:36,792 --> 00:31:38,542 Come, come! You wanna fight? Come! 583 00:31:38,875 --> 00:31:40,333 [indistinct chatter] 584 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,958 [instrumental music playing] 585 00:31:48,458 --> 00:31:50,875 [energetic music playing] 586 00:31:54,958 --> 00:31:57,292 [indistinct clamor] 587 00:31:58,042 --> 00:31:59,542 ♪ Baby ♪ 588 00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:02,333 ♪ Innocent, naive baby ♪ 589 00:32:02,458 --> 00:32:07,667 ♪ Breaking my heart, deserting me You walked away ♪ 590 00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:12,458 ♪ I endured your deceit ♪ 591 00:32:12,542 --> 00:32:16,667 ♪ Sipping tears With a smile bittersweet ♪ 592 00:32:16,792 --> 00:32:21,375 ♪ Breaking promises, deserting me You walked away ♪ 593 00:32:22,167 --> 00:32:24,583 ♪ Baby... ♪ 594 00:32:26,125 --> 00:32:28,875 [indistinct clamor] 595 00:32:50,583 --> 00:32:52,458 [instrumental music concludes] 596 00:32:53,417 --> 00:32:55,917 [Akash] And in the middle of this chaos, Bambi was dancing. 597 00:32:58,583 --> 00:33:00,500 Only Bambi is capable of something like this. 598 00:33:00,625 --> 00:33:01,708 [music concludes] 599 00:33:01,792 --> 00:33:04,542 [indistinct chatter] 600 00:33:08,292 --> 00:33:10,208 - Upwards? - Yeah, upwards. 601 00:33:10,375 --> 00:33:11,792 ♪ Baby ♪ 602 00:33:12,833 --> 00:33:15,250 ♪ Innocent, naive baby ♪ 603 00:33:16,625 --> 00:33:20,958 ♪ Breaking my heart, deserting me ♪ 604 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:27,417 ♪ You walked away ♪ 605 00:33:27,917 --> 00:33:31,417 [Padam] They have given us this junkyard to conduct our interrogation. 606 00:33:32,625 --> 00:33:34,708 Sir ji, that bloody asshole, Bhatti... 607 00:33:34,958 --> 00:33:36,333 [objects clattering] 608 00:33:36,417 --> 00:33:39,042 - [Padam grunts] - Hm. Mm-hmm. 609 00:33:39,375 --> 00:33:41,625 [ACP Bhavani] If you're done with cleaning, then Happy Diwali! 610 00:33:41,833 --> 00:33:43,625 - [coughs] - [instrumental music playing] 611 00:33:44,083 --> 00:33:45,417 Happy Diwali, sir. 612 00:33:45,583 --> 00:33:47,583 [ACP Bhavani] President sahib is of the opinion 613 00:33:47,708 --> 00:33:51,833 that at least one of you was responsible for making a protein shake. 614 00:33:52,250 --> 00:33:55,000 But he is unable to say, for certain, who. 615 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,333 Sir, do you think we both look the same? 616 00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:04,500 Yes, I made the protein shake. Yeah. So? 617 00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:07,333 He's also the one who placed weights on the barbells. 618 00:34:07,875 --> 00:34:09,083 You always complain about me. 619 00:34:09,417 --> 00:34:12,125 Sir, this Leo fellow, he does nothing by himself, sir. 620 00:34:12,292 --> 00:34:13,958 He thinks he is over and above us. 621 00:34:14,458 --> 00:34:15,375 Was. 622 00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:17,833 Only him, sir. He had a problem with Leo. 623 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:20,542 Sir, he used to make way more money than us. 624 00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:23,083 Plus, all the ladies demanded only him, sir. 625 00:34:23,458 --> 00:34:26,167 Hey, I am not interested in those "aunty.coms." 626 00:34:26,833 --> 00:34:30,292 Sir, my girlfriend is 50 times more beautiful than them. 627 00:34:30,708 --> 00:34:32,917 Wait, I will show you the photo, sir. Wait, sir. 628 00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:35,542 Minu, sir. 629 00:34:36,042 --> 00:34:37,917 [ACP Bhavani] Did Leo ji and you know each other? 630 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,667 [sobs] 631 00:34:40,167 --> 00:34:42,000 Just hi, bye type. 632 00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:45,833 {\an8}MINU "THE CHEAT" DIMRI 633 00:34:49,375 --> 00:34:51,750 Thank you. [blows nose] 634 00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:54,542 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 635 00:34:54,708 --> 00:34:57,167 Actually, that aqua aerobics was my idea, sir. 636 00:34:57,292 --> 00:34:59,792 That Leo, he even snatched that from me, sir. 637 00:34:59,917 --> 00:35:02,792 - Aqua... - Aqua aerobics, Padam. 638 00:35:02,875 --> 00:35:04,833 - Water exercises. - Oh. 639 00:35:04,958 --> 00:35:07,875 That was your idea? Then Leo stole it from you? 640 00:35:08,042 --> 00:35:10,042 [instrumental music concludes] 641 00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:19,917 [Akash, muffled] Bambi! 642 00:35:20,792 --> 00:35:21,667 Bambi! 643 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:28,708 You're didn't go, huh? 644 00:35:30,667 --> 00:35:34,625 So, there's a small village north of Kolkata, it got hit by a cyclone. 645 00:35:35,458 --> 00:35:38,542 There's a primary school where the, uh, roof caved in. 646 00:35:39,167 --> 00:35:41,167 So, Koohu's gone there with her volunteer friends. 647 00:35:41,292 --> 00:35:42,333 Shush! 648 00:35:45,208 --> 00:35:46,417 You didn't go. 649 00:36:03,917 --> 00:36:05,000 Dream girl. 650 00:36:05,542 --> 00:36:08,167 All the girls at the club's beauty parlor are called dream girls. 651 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,250 [intense music playing] 652 00:36:16,792 --> 00:36:18,042 Hair tong burns. 653 00:36:18,667 --> 00:36:20,417 All the curly haired members want straight hair, 654 00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:21,958 and the straight haired want curls. 655 00:36:22,083 --> 00:36:25,333 Hmm. Did Leo and you know each other well? 656 00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:35,917 Kitchen, waitering, gardening, 657 00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:39,500 in fact, I even babysit the kids of some of the club members. 658 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,042 I know who was the one who killed Leo. 659 00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:45,833 The cold gets into your bones. 660 00:36:46,208 --> 00:36:48,750 Back in Garhwal, you know, there was once this man, 661 00:36:49,292 --> 00:36:50,750 walking with an axe on his shoulder. 662 00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:53,250 Shivering thur, thur, thur, thur in the bitter cold. 663 00:36:53,417 --> 00:36:56,833 Then suddenly, he sneezed violently, and the axe chopped his head off. 664 00:36:58,375 --> 00:36:59,583 And after that... 665 00:37:00,542 --> 00:37:03,208 [manager] He would always say such weird, nonsensical things 666 00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:05,625 that he ended up with the nickname "Guppie Ram." 667 00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:09,000 But after he was diagnosed with dementia, 668 00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:12,583 it's hard to tell whether Guppie ji is chatting with you 669 00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:15,625 or if the voices in his head are chatting with him. 670 00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:16,958 [intense music concludes] 671 00:37:18,958 --> 00:37:20,333 Don't you miss... 672 00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:23,583 this place? 673 00:37:27,125 --> 00:37:29,917 [Akash] This is the exact spot where 19 years ago... 674 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:30,917 [kids laughing] 675 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,750 ...I first laid eyes on the Bambi Todi. 676 00:37:35,458 --> 00:37:38,292 [Bambi chuckling] And I was four inches taller than you. 677 00:37:39,167 --> 00:37:41,042 When you put on this entire drowning act, 678 00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:42,583 - just to get me to rescue you. - [Bambi] Please! 679 00:37:42,792 --> 00:37:44,667 Even if I were really drowning, 680 00:37:45,667 --> 00:37:48,042 times weren't so bad that I'd have a crush on you! 681 00:37:48,292 --> 00:37:50,083 - [chuckles] - [cellphone beeping] 682 00:37:50,208 --> 00:37:51,333 [Bambi chuckles] 683 00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:01,375 [Rannvijay] That's for you. Congratulations! 684 00:38:01,458 --> 00:38:05,417 ♪ The more I try to forget you ♪ 685 00:38:06,542 --> 00:38:10,833 ♪ The more you come to mind ♪ 686 00:38:10,917 --> 00:38:15,625 ♪ The more I try to forget you... ♪ 687 00:38:16,375 --> 00:38:17,458 [Bambi] Akash. 688 00:38:17,542 --> 00:38:19,792 ♪ I remember you just as much... ♪ 689 00:38:20,292 --> 00:38:22,542 What do you want from me? Why did you call me here? 690 00:38:22,625 --> 00:38:24,750 - I need to talk to you. - [Akash] What do you wanna talk about? 691 00:38:24,833 --> 00:38:25,958 [crowd cheering] 692 00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:27,500 What do you want to talk about? Tell me. 693 00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:29,292 - Something really important... - [Anshul] Bambi! 694 00:38:30,292 --> 00:38:31,750 - Can you come here, please? - Where the hell, yaar? 695 00:38:32,125 --> 00:38:34,000 One second, just wait. Please wait for me. 696 00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,833 [indistinct chatter] 697 00:38:36,375 --> 00:38:40,500 ♪ As much as I try to console my heart ♪ 698 00:38:40,583 --> 00:38:43,292 {\an8}Happy anniversary, Bambi and Anshul! 699 00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:46,375 {\an8}♪ I remember you just as much ♪ 700 00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:51,667 ♪ As much as I try to console my heart ♪ 701 00:38:52,292 --> 00:38:55,208 ♪ My life slips away ♪ 702 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:56,792 "Darling, are you okay?" 703 00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:01,792 Mom just needs an excuse to send me this text. 704 00:39:04,083 --> 00:39:05,167 Since I am a widow. 705 00:39:05,375 --> 00:39:06,708 [somber music playing] 706 00:39:07,958 --> 00:39:10,167 [chuckles] 707 00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:13,583 I was planning to come to meet you but... 708 00:39:14,542 --> 00:39:18,083 Mommy said that you and Anshul's mom 709 00:39:18,333 --> 00:39:21,250 had gone to Manali to look for the body. 710 00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:23,708 You could have come after. 711 00:39:26,833 --> 00:39:29,083 Fine, forget that. One call in three years? 712 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,250 You could have at least called once, Dogra. 713 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:39,583 I still remember that phone call. 714 00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:45,250 The police said only 21 bodies were found. 715 00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:47,792 They said four... 716 00:39:50,750 --> 00:39:54,125 four bodies probably got washed away in the river. 717 00:39:57,125 --> 00:39:58,375 Couldn't believe my luck. 718 00:39:58,583 --> 00:39:59,750 [somber music concludes] 719 00:40:00,042 --> 00:40:02,750 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! The rumors were true! 720 00:40:03,042 --> 00:40:07,667 The great Akash Dogra abandoned his bogus fight against the class system 721 00:40:07,917 --> 00:40:11,167 to go to The Royal Delhi pool to take a dip. 722 00:40:11,292 --> 00:40:13,000 Have you heard about the Batra boy? 723 00:40:13,333 --> 00:40:14,625 The one who went to rehab? 724 00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:18,250 And ended up teaching the staff how to take drugs, up the ass? 725 00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:19,792 - [Yash] Hey, fucker! - Asshole! 726 00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:21,792 - Bloody prick! - [Akash] Lord of the pricks! 727 00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:23,625 [Yash and Akash chuckle] 728 00:40:23,833 --> 00:40:27,542 Fucker, I've been clean ten months. Your bro hasn't even touched a cigarette. 729 00:40:27,667 --> 00:40:29,125 - [Akash screams] - [Yash] What the fuck! 730 00:40:29,875 --> 00:40:32,250 - [chuckles] - Fuck you, yaar, Bambi! 731 00:40:33,792 --> 00:40:35,417 Sorry, yaar, Batra. 732 00:40:36,417 --> 00:40:39,208 - Yaar, I dropped my phone, yaar! - Oh, shit. 733 00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:43,375 - Fucking assholes! - Call me when you get home. 734 00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:46,042 One of those two trainers must have done it, 735 00:40:46,125 --> 00:40:47,375 - who else? - Hmm. 736 00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:49,292 [Bhatti] They keep fighting among themselves. 737 00:40:49,542 --> 00:40:51,583 Theju, Theja, whoever they are. 738 00:40:51,958 --> 00:40:53,167 They both look the same. 739 00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:58,708 No, no. Theju ji is from Karnataka, Thinsuk ji is from Arunachal Pradesh, so... 740 00:40:58,958 --> 00:41:01,250 Exactly! Whatever. 741 00:41:01,833 --> 00:41:03,750 {\an8}[Gagan] These British-era club members, 742 00:41:03,833 --> 00:41:06,542 {\an8}do they consider themselves the direct defendants of the British? 743 00:41:06,625 --> 00:41:09,500 God knows these so-called liberals... 744 00:41:09,625 --> 00:41:14,000 {\an8}what other nefarious activities besides murder they could be involved in 745 00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:15,708 {\an8}behind those four walls. 746 00:41:15,792 --> 00:41:19,000 If this case doesn't get investigated thoroughly, 747 00:41:19,542 --> 00:41:21,833 {\an8}then we'll have to take matters into our own hands. 748 00:41:22,083 --> 00:41:24,375 Just shut up! Pig! 749 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:28,458 If this case isn't closed pronto, our club will be closed down by then. 750 00:41:28,708 --> 00:41:29,833 Ten days. 751 00:41:30,458 --> 00:41:32,417 Would that be pronto enough for you? 752 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,750 I'll adjust. [sniffs] 753 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,083 Thank you! 754 00:41:37,667 --> 00:41:38,750 Let's go! 755 00:41:41,167 --> 00:41:43,792 - [instrumental music playing] - [water pouring] 756 00:41:45,625 --> 00:41:48,625 {\an8}[speaks indistinctly] 757 00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:55,000 [music continues] 758 00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:29,958 [bell rings] 759 00:42:46,333 --> 00:42:49,833 - [music concludes] - [indistinct chatter] 760 00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:52,667 [bell ringing] 761 00:42:55,417 --> 00:42:58,083 All my male tenants eventually move out of here and leave, 762 00:42:58,167 --> 00:43:00,417 but the taste of my chai they'll never ever forget! 763 00:43:00,625 --> 00:43:03,292 - [glass clinking] - They don't forget me either. [chuckles] 764 00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:08,375 Until the ginger is ground and the tea simmers for a long time, 765 00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:10,583 you don't feel like slurping it all up. 766 00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:13,000 Now, watch. 767 00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:14,708 [soft music playing in background] 768 00:43:14,917 --> 00:43:16,458 Aren't you also from Haryana? 769 00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:19,333 I can tell just by looking at your moustache. 770 00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:22,417 Cool Jutt boys! [chuckles] 771 00:43:22,583 --> 00:43:25,458 ♪ Jutt boys ♪ 772 00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:30,208 What energy those Haryanvi songs have. Hindi songs don't have that charm. 773 00:43:30,792 --> 00:43:32,792 This is the first time police have come to my house. 774 00:43:33,083 --> 00:43:34,708 We must take a selfie, sir! 775 00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:36,750 Come, sir, come! 776 00:43:37,792 --> 00:43:39,458 Smile, please! [gasps] 777 00:43:39,667 --> 00:43:41,375 [Padam] Anything else you need me to get you? 778 00:43:41,458 --> 00:43:43,042 - Sir! - Sir! 779 00:43:43,125 --> 00:43:44,542 You think this is your aunty's home? 780 00:43:46,083 --> 00:43:49,750 Now, watch my tea get stronger and special! 781 00:43:51,958 --> 00:43:53,958 - Let's go upstairs. - What? 782 00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:57,083 - Leo ji's room. - Yeah, sure. 783 00:43:59,083 --> 00:44:01,458 - You know, sir, I've been... - [Padam] I will deal with you guys later. 784 00:44:01,667 --> 00:44:03,292 [Leo's landlady] Sometimes I've to feed your constables. 785 00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:04,958 Sometimes I've to make tea for everyone. 786 00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:07,625 One thing I tell you, sir, our guests are like family. 787 00:44:09,292 --> 00:44:10,375 Oh, bloody! 788 00:44:12,875 --> 00:44:14,667 Everything was fine this morning. 789 00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:18,875 Your constables must have messed it up. 790 00:44:19,167 --> 00:44:21,833 - No one else has come up since morning. - [intense music playing] 791 00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:24,042 [Padam] You two be ready for some serious disciplinary action. 792 00:44:24,167 --> 00:44:25,500 Get lost! Go! 793 00:44:25,583 --> 00:44:27,333 - [constable 1] Sir, sorry, sir. - [constable 2] Sorry, sir! 794 00:44:27,458 --> 00:44:30,083 [Padam] Sir, what are these pictures for? 795 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,667 [ACP Bhavani] These aren't just pictures, Padam. 796 00:44:32,792 --> 00:44:34,708 They are crucial evidences for the case. 797 00:44:34,958 --> 00:44:37,167 Madam, in all of this mess, 798 00:44:37,250 --> 00:44:38,792 do you feel like there's something missing? 799 00:44:39,667 --> 00:44:41,667 He used to have this thing with him, um... 800 00:44:42,542 --> 00:44:44,167 You know, that thing which is big? 801 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,083 A computer, a phone, something like that. 802 00:44:47,208 --> 00:44:48,167 Trimmer. 803 00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:50,000 - Tablet. - [Leo's landlady] Yes, that one. 804 00:44:50,125 --> 00:44:51,542 It was a red-colored tablet. 805 00:44:52,333 --> 00:44:55,875 All day long, he'd sit with that tablet and keep watching films he'd made himself. 806 00:44:56,458 --> 00:44:57,792 He was also a filmmaker? 807 00:44:58,667 --> 00:45:00,208 - Padam. - [Padam] Yes, sir. 808 00:45:00,833 --> 00:45:06,417 Leo ji seems to be a spontaneous and philandering kind of personality. 809 00:45:08,167 --> 00:45:09,583 Wait a minute. 810 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:13,958 [gasps] That's mine. 811 00:45:15,917 --> 00:45:18,167 I used to come up here all the time. I must have dropped it. 812 00:45:19,167 --> 00:45:21,333 Uncle, would you please hook me up? 813 00:45:22,708 --> 00:45:24,417 [intense music concludes] 814 00:45:25,292 --> 00:45:26,417 Come on! 815 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,625 - [fireworks cracking] - But, sir, why don't you wear a uniform? 816 00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:37,708 The uniform creates a barrier between us and the people, Padam. 817 00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:42,583 Once that barrier is broken, I... I just become one of them. 818 00:45:42,833 --> 00:45:45,250 {\an8}Then they might let out a tiny little detail 819 00:45:45,625 --> 00:45:47,417 {\an8}which they wouldn't in front of a baton. 820 00:45:47,792 --> 00:45:50,500 What are you saying, sir! That baton has a magic wand! 821 00:45:50,875 --> 00:45:52,250 [ACP Bhavani] To each their own. 822 00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:53,958 [suspenseful music playing] 823 00:45:58,250 --> 00:45:59,792 [birds chirping] 824 00:45:59,917 --> 00:46:01,458 Kashi, I need to tell you something. 825 00:46:02,417 --> 00:46:04,500 - Leo was blackmailing me. - What? 826 00:46:12,208 --> 00:46:14,500 [Akash] Bambi, you stole the glasses from the ACP? 827 00:46:14,625 --> 00:46:17,167 - Yes. - You're still doing it? 828 00:46:17,833 --> 00:46:19,333 I had given it up for a bit. 829 00:46:22,167 --> 00:46:24,583 But after Anshul's accident, I was... 830 00:46:25,417 --> 00:46:27,667 - I don't know, it started again. - Started again? 831 00:46:28,250 --> 00:46:29,792 Anything, anywhere, I just nick it. 832 00:46:30,292 --> 00:46:32,125 Honestly, Kashi, I don't even realize! 833 00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:37,417 Frames, gold bangles, toilet paper, dentures! 834 00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:39,708 - Why? - Dentures? 835 00:46:41,708 --> 00:46:42,792 Just once. 836 00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:44,500 [suspenseful music concludes] 837 00:46:44,625 --> 00:46:45,875 Bambi, yaar! 838 00:46:46,542 --> 00:46:49,833 Half my life I've spent in returning the things you've stolen, yaar. 839 00:46:52,125 --> 00:46:54,625 - But this time you weren't there, right? - [mellow music playing] 840 00:46:59,958 --> 00:47:01,083 So, what now? 841 00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:03,250 Should we tell the Hindi professor? 842 00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:05,208 Not tell him, we have to return this to him. 843 00:47:05,333 --> 00:47:06,292 Bambi. 844 00:47:07,750 --> 00:47:09,125 I don't trust you. Give it to me. 845 00:47:09,875 --> 00:47:10,917 Give it! 846 00:47:12,708 --> 00:47:13,667 Bambi. 847 00:47:17,958 --> 00:47:19,958 - Mmm. - [laughs] 848 00:47:20,083 --> 00:47:21,708 - Mmm. - [laughs] 849 00:47:22,542 --> 00:47:24,333 - Mmm. - Stop it! 850 00:47:28,458 --> 00:47:29,833 [inhales deeply] 851 00:47:31,250 --> 00:47:33,000 - So, Leo got to know about this? - [mellow music concludes] 852 00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:34,500 [dramatic music playing] 853 00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:40,417 And you know Mom. She's always been a mess. 854 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,333 - And you know the people at the club. - Of course. 855 00:47:43,833 --> 00:47:45,583 If they were to find out, then... [inhales deeply] 856 00:47:47,167 --> 00:47:48,417 [sighs] Anyway... 857 00:47:50,125 --> 00:47:51,833 - Now what? - I'm showing you. 858 00:47:53,208 --> 00:47:54,917 - Listen to this. - ["Awara Hoon" playing] 859 00:47:55,542 --> 00:47:56,833 [man singing indistinctly] 860 00:47:57,083 --> 00:47:59,000 - Whenever Leo started playing this... - [dramatic music concludes] 861 00:47:59,583 --> 00:48:00,958 ...it meant, "Show me the money." 862 00:48:01,250 --> 00:48:03,583 [singing continues] 863 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,125 [ACP Bhavani] Hmm. 864 00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:07,958 [singing continues] 865 00:48:08,083 --> 00:48:09,958 - [ACP Bhavani] Hmm. - [singing continues] 866 00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:12,708 [ACP Bhavani] Hmm. 867 00:48:14,875 --> 00:48:17,167 - [ACP Bhavani] Uh... Forgive me, but... - [music stops] 868 00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:21,208 ...Shalini, uh, has taken away all the furniture to Lucknow. 869 00:48:21,417 --> 00:48:23,375 - Shalini? - [ACP Bhavani] Shalini... 870 00:48:23,458 --> 00:48:25,875 - Better half. - Much better half, Padam. 871 00:48:25,958 --> 00:48:27,292 - [whimsical music playing] - [chuckles] 872 00:48:27,417 --> 00:48:28,417 [dogs barking in distance] 873 00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:30,625 Sir, so why are you shifting out of Delhi? 874 00:48:31,417 --> 00:48:34,875 - Is it the cold or the pollution? - The crime in Delhi, Todi. 875 00:48:35,542 --> 00:48:40,083 Shalini ji must be fed up. Murderers, blackmailers, kleptomaniacs. 876 00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:43,792 - [whimsical music concludes] - [Akash] Hmm? 877 00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:51,500 Sorry, sir. 878 00:48:58,125 --> 00:48:59,667 I missed my reading glasses. 879 00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:01,667 Hmm. 880 00:49:04,958 --> 00:49:06,750 - Hmm. - [whimsical music playing] 881 00:49:07,042 --> 00:49:08,792 [ACP Bhavani] Mm-hmm. Well. 882 00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:11,792 [Akash] Sir, uh, do you remember those kids, 883 00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:14,208 - the one's I released on bail? - [ACP Bhavani] Hmm? 884 00:49:14,292 --> 00:49:16,833 Leo used to donate money to that very same orphanage. 885 00:49:16,917 --> 00:49:19,292 - [smack lips] But Leo ji's phone... - [whimsical music concludes] 886 00:49:19,458 --> 00:49:21,333 ...doesn't have any evidence of blackmailing. 887 00:49:21,583 --> 00:49:22,750 Sir, but my chat? 888 00:49:22,958 --> 00:49:25,458 Leo ji has deleted all his previous chats. 889 00:49:25,625 --> 00:49:29,000 - [chuckles] It's still on my phone though. - This rumbling in my belly... 890 00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:32,000 is telling me, Padam... 891 00:49:34,167 --> 00:49:38,250 that Leo ji was not blackmailing only you. 892 00:49:38,333 --> 00:49:39,750 [dramatic music playing] 893 00:49:40,292 --> 00:49:42,625 This case keeps getting more complex, sir ji. 894 00:49:42,875 --> 00:49:44,417 How do we solve it in ten days? 895 00:49:46,167 --> 00:49:47,208 In ten days? 896 00:49:47,708 --> 00:49:51,917 Uh... If in ten days, I don't report in Lucknow to Shalini 897 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,167 and to the government, or if my transfer is stayed, 898 00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:58,958 then she'll look for some poet, get married and leave. 899 00:49:59,042 --> 00:50:01,375 - [laughing] - [chuckles] Sir. 900 00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:03,667 - [dramatic music concludes] - They say... 901 00:50:03,833 --> 00:50:06,667 a poet and a detective are two sides of the same coin. 902 00:50:06,750 --> 00:50:07,667 Absolutely. 903 00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:11,583 One of them weaves in the mystery, while the other untangles it. 904 00:50:12,375 --> 00:50:14,625 Just like the world's most fascinating mystery... 905 00:50:15,708 --> 00:50:16,750 - Love. - Love. 906 00:50:17,125 --> 00:50:18,250 Whoa! 907 00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:21,417 - [romantic music playing] - [ACP Bhavani] Hmm. 908 00:50:22,333 --> 00:50:25,250 - Looks like you have been on that train? - [chuckles] 909 00:50:29,625 --> 00:50:30,708 Hmm. 910 00:50:33,667 --> 00:50:35,375 - [romantic music concludes] - [Bambi] After all these years, 911 00:50:35,917 --> 00:50:38,792 finally, I am gonna gift you a new car. How about that? 912 00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:42,792 I got a flashback from childhood all of a sudden. 913 00:50:42,917 --> 00:50:44,083 Now, what did I do now? 914 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,917 I remember how you used to get me these imported gifts, 915 00:50:47,625 --> 00:50:49,875 so that your standards could be maintained in your circle. 916 00:50:51,125 --> 00:50:52,125 Noted. 917 00:50:52,833 --> 00:50:55,833 Your standard. I'll look for a car that fits there, okay? 918 00:50:55,917 --> 00:50:58,208 - Nice, cute, comfy, middle-class car. - [romantic music playing] 919 00:50:58,333 --> 00:50:59,458 [Bambi] Is that fine? 920 00:51:02,875 --> 00:51:04,625 I am good with this middle-class car. 921 00:51:05,542 --> 00:51:08,542 - [romantic music concludes] - [traffic whizzing] 922 00:51:14,958 --> 00:51:16,292 [whimsical music playing] 923 00:51:19,375 --> 00:51:20,792 - What? - [car lock clicking] 924 00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:27,292 [laughs] 925 00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:32,792 [whimsical music concludes] 926 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,625 - [romantic music playing] - [inhales deeply] 927 00:51:36,417 --> 00:51:38,000 [fireworks cracking] 928 00:52:22,250 --> 00:52:23,958 - [romantic music concludes] - [suspenseful music playing] 929 00:52:24,167 --> 00:52:25,500 [crickets chirping] 930 00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:41,042 {\an8}- [indistinct chatter] - [suspenseful music concludes] 931 00:52:42,542 --> 00:52:44,542 {\an8}- [Rakesh] He was Lambodhar, actually. - [ACP Bhavani] Hmm. 932 00:52:44,625 --> 00:52:47,125 {\an8}- [Rakesh] True to his name, God. - [birds chirping] 933 00:52:47,708 --> 00:52:50,500 Sir, when we were kids, he used to always misbehave. 934 00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:52,583 - Hmm. - Intentionally, deliberately... 935 00:52:52,708 --> 00:52:55,292 - Hmm. - ...so that no one would want to adopt him. 936 00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:56,917 Hmm. 937 00:52:57,583 --> 00:52:59,333 'Cause I'd be left alone, and... 938 00:53:01,292 --> 00:53:03,000 there was no demand for kids like me. 939 00:53:03,167 --> 00:53:04,750 - [dramatic music playing] - [ACP Bhavani] Hmm. 940 00:53:05,333 --> 00:53:08,875 - Warden ji, those donations? - That was Leo's hard work, sir. 941 00:53:10,250 --> 00:53:13,250 Through his new job, he had built up a lot of new contracts. 942 00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:15,792 - Hmm. - Big people with big hearts. 943 00:53:15,917 --> 00:53:16,875 Mm-hmm. 944 00:53:17,708 --> 00:53:19,250 He told me, "Raks, bro... 945 00:53:20,417 --> 00:53:23,458 these fancy rich people blow so much money on a bottle of wine, 946 00:53:24,167 --> 00:53:25,917 it's more than my monthly salary." 947 00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:27,333 Hmm. 948 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,500 [dramatic music concludes] 949 00:53:33,875 --> 00:53:35,958 The donations kept coming nonstop, sir. 950 00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:38,875 [Padam] Warden bhai, those weren't donations. 951 00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:42,583 Your God-like benefactor brother was actually blackmailing everyone. 952 00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:44,708 This basketball court... 953 00:53:46,042 --> 00:53:48,875 - [chuckles] ...I probably donated this one. - So? [chuckles] 954 00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:50,583 You guys are unbelievable. 955 00:53:50,708 --> 00:53:52,292 - Leo took such a big risk... - [suspenseful music playing] 956 00:53:52,583 --> 00:53:53,792 ...got the funds together. 957 00:53:54,833 --> 00:53:57,625 Is that a joke? He was a goddamn Robin Hood. 958 00:53:58,167 --> 00:53:59,208 [chuckles] Yeah, right! 959 00:53:59,750 --> 00:54:02,250 [Padam] Madam, do you see the names of any members here? 960 00:54:02,708 --> 00:54:04,458 - [Bambi] Fuck me! - Hmm? 961 00:54:05,333 --> 00:54:07,917 - [chuckles] Fuck me! - What, ma'am? 962 00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:14,875 - And who else is on that list? - [suspenseful music concludes] 963 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,250 Hmm. 964 00:54:18,083 --> 00:54:20,583 What? There was no blackmail shlack-mail! 965 00:54:21,458 --> 00:54:22,917 The boy was a magician! 966 00:54:23,250 --> 00:54:26,417 UK six to UK four in three months, like that! 967 00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:27,375 What? 968 00:54:27,458 --> 00:54:28,708 - Size. My size. - Oh. 969 00:54:28,792 --> 00:54:30,083 - [whimsical music playing] - [Roshni chuckles] 970 00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:34,833 Cookie's didn't reduce at all, you know. She gained three kgs. [laughs] 971 00:54:34,917 --> 00:54:40,583 Anyway, when Leo informed me about his, uh, you know, um, NGO, orphanage, 972 00:54:40,708 --> 00:54:43,042 I made an offer myself, na. I mean, like... 973 00:54:49,333 --> 00:54:50,375 Leo. 974 00:54:52,167 --> 00:54:53,208 Leo. 975 00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:56,708 Don't do this to me. 976 00:54:57,417 --> 00:54:59,083 Hmm? [inhales deeply] 977 00:54:59,750 --> 00:55:01,917 - I'll do anything. - [Leo] Really? 978 00:55:02,375 --> 00:55:03,333 I will. 979 00:55:06,167 --> 00:55:07,833 Sign the fucking check, bitch! 980 00:55:10,458 --> 00:55:11,542 [kisses] 981 00:55:12,792 --> 00:55:15,583 - Smart. - [breathes angrily] 982 00:55:16,875 --> 00:55:19,917 - [whimsical music concludes] - [chuckles] 983 00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:25,042 [Padam] Madam, have you seen this before? 984 00:55:26,833 --> 00:55:28,792 - You found this in Leo's things? - [Padam] Yes. 985 00:55:29,167 --> 00:55:32,042 - [Roshni] That bitch! Kanchan! - [dramatic music playing] 986 00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:34,333 [Roshni] Jasmeet. 987 00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:37,333 Guppie Ram ji! 988 00:55:38,375 --> 00:55:40,500 - Guppie ji, here. - [dramatic music concludes] 989 00:55:40,667 --> 00:55:43,208 If you're so keen on listening to our conversation, come inside. 990 00:55:43,292 --> 00:55:44,250 Please, don't be shy. 991 00:55:44,417 --> 00:55:45,625 [Guppie] I can't find my Harry anywhere. 992 00:55:45,708 --> 00:55:46,875 [ACP Bhavani] You might find him inside. 993 00:55:47,083 --> 00:55:49,167 - Hey, Hariya! Beta? - [whimsical music playing] 994 00:55:50,542 --> 00:55:51,708 - Aey, bacha! - Guppie Ram ji, 995 00:55:51,917 --> 00:55:53,583 - your cat must be there somewhere. - Aey, beta! 996 00:55:54,792 --> 00:55:59,000 Aww. [clicks tongue] Our Guppie Ram has become so old now. 997 00:55:59,083 --> 00:56:02,667 When Yashu was a little boy, how much he used to run after him. 998 00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:04,375 - [Guppie] Aey, bacha! - [Roshni] Guppie! 999 00:56:04,583 --> 00:56:06,500 - When Yash baba goes to America na... - Harry! 1000 00:56:06,583 --> 00:56:09,708 ...I'll give all his polo T-shirts and summer clothes to you. 1001 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,500 Handsome you'll become. 1002 00:56:11,583 --> 00:56:13,000 - [music concludes] - He tends to swallow the wool. 1003 00:56:13,167 --> 00:56:14,750 - And the synthetic one, you know... - [tense music playing] 1004 00:56:14,833 --> 00:56:16,333 ...it doesn't dissolve. It stays solid. 1005 00:56:17,042 --> 00:56:19,292 - So, if that happens, you know... - Guppie... 1006 00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:21,625 is everything okay? 1007 00:56:22,708 --> 00:56:23,750 What's wrong? 1008 00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:28,958 My Harry is nowhere to be seen. 1009 00:56:29,958 --> 00:56:31,125 He must be outside, Guppie. 1010 00:56:31,208 --> 00:56:32,500 - Huh? - He must be outside. 1011 00:56:33,042 --> 00:56:35,083 - [footsteps receding] - [tense music concludes] 1012 00:56:35,208 --> 00:56:36,750 Poor people should die young. 1013 00:56:36,875 --> 00:56:38,083 [whimsical music playing] 1014 00:56:38,583 --> 00:56:42,333 Old age is so hard for them. [clicks tongue, chuckles] 1015 00:56:42,417 --> 00:56:44,958 By the way, I am 48 years old. 1016 00:56:46,167 --> 00:56:48,333 Am I allowed to live until retirement, madam? 1017 00:56:48,458 --> 00:56:51,583 Everyone is being so all serious and all. 1018 00:56:51,667 --> 00:56:53,875 What? Nobody has got a sense of humor? 1019 00:56:54,042 --> 00:56:56,708 - Rich people can't even crack a joke? Huh? - [whimsical music concludes] 1020 00:56:56,875 --> 00:56:59,333 - Is that what you're... - [cell phone ringing] 1021 00:57:05,208 --> 00:57:06,667 [ACP Bhavani] Yes, Krishnan, what's the news? 1022 00:57:07,792 --> 00:57:09,750 - What's that? Pinko? - [dramatic music playing] 1023 00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:17,792 Uh... ACP, I'll leave now. 1024 00:57:17,958 --> 00:57:19,792 I... I'll call you back. I'll call you. Madam. 1025 00:57:19,875 --> 00:57:21,708 - Okay, everyone. I'll see you. Uh... - [ACP Bhavani] Madam! Madam! 1026 00:57:21,833 --> 00:57:24,042 Come back, come back. Come. Come here. Sit. 1027 00:57:25,625 --> 00:57:28,750 Do you know what happened, uh, to Padam one time? 1028 00:57:29,708 --> 00:57:32,500 Padam was on night duty. The poor fellow was asleep. 1029 00:57:32,833 --> 00:57:34,792 When he woke up, his trousers, uh... 1030 00:57:34,875 --> 00:57:36,250 Weren't there? 1031 00:57:38,542 --> 00:57:40,500 - They were, but they were wet. - [chuckles] 1032 00:57:40,583 --> 00:57:43,083 [ACP Bhavani] So, everyone at the station begin to tease him, make fun of him. 1033 00:57:43,542 --> 00:57:48,042 Many days later, Padam discovered that a sniffer dog had come along. 1034 00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:50,292 He took a liking to his pants, 1035 00:57:50,375 --> 00:57:52,542 so he left his mark on them, and... [imitates rapid footsteps] 1036 00:57:52,625 --> 00:57:55,625 - [laughs] - Now, tell me, who was the culprit? 1037 00:57:55,708 --> 00:57:57,125 And who was taking the blame? 1038 00:58:00,417 --> 00:58:01,500 That, uh... 1039 00:58:02,292 --> 00:58:05,250 B-grade heroine said something about me? Hmm? 1040 00:58:07,667 --> 00:58:08,917 - Raja ji did? - Oh. 1041 00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:16,417 That show-off Maharaja, na, 1042 00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:19,250 is definitely hiding something under his shiny sherwani. 1043 00:58:19,333 --> 00:58:20,917 I'm telling you that! I'm telling you! 1044 00:58:21,750 --> 00:58:23,542 - [dramatic music concludes] - But Leo ji, 1045 00:58:23,708 --> 00:58:26,542 why would he blackmail Raja ji? Tell me. 1046 00:58:26,750 --> 00:58:28,208 - Hmm? - [dramatic music playing] 1047 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,250 Well, rumor has it... 1048 00:58:32,042 --> 00:58:36,167 that your Maharaja ji gets a proper "royal salute" every night 1049 00:58:36,292 --> 00:58:37,750 from his "dream girl." 1050 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:40,208 Ganga... 1051 00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:43,708 - [Bambi] Rosh Aunty, that's not fair. - [music concludes] 1052 00:58:43,875 --> 00:58:45,375 Sir, she's been through a lot. 1053 00:58:46,042 --> 00:58:47,292 She used to work at my house, 1054 00:58:48,167 --> 00:58:51,625 but her scumbag, piece-of-shit husband, he used to hit her a lot, sir. 1055 00:58:51,750 --> 00:58:54,125 - [suspenseful music playing] - [Bambi] He left her and went away, 1056 00:58:54,375 --> 00:58:56,958 and then I got her a job at the club too, sir, at the salon. 1057 00:58:57,833 --> 00:59:01,625 No idea why all these club members gossip about her so much. 1058 00:59:02,583 --> 00:59:04,250 - Because she's pretty. - [chair scraping] 1059 00:59:04,792 --> 00:59:06,208 [footsteps receding] 1060 00:59:06,792 --> 00:59:09,917 These things I can sniff from a mile away, darling. 1061 00:59:11,083 --> 00:59:13,958 And imagine, if this story comes out, 1062 00:59:14,042 --> 00:59:17,833 then our Raja ji's honor will not even be worth a scrap. 1063 00:59:18,792 --> 00:59:20,500 Enough of a motive, ACP. 1064 00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:22,000 - [suspenseful music concludes] - [gasps] 1065 00:59:22,542 --> 00:59:26,625 Raja ji, we were just try... [laughs] 1066 00:59:26,750 --> 00:59:30,125 We were talk... Your Highness. [laughs] 1067 00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:32,292 [Rannvijay] You ruined my game of golf. 1068 00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:35,458 - Now, don't fuck up my card party! - He's on the list? 1069 00:59:37,958 --> 00:59:39,750 [ACP Bhavani] Have a seat, Raja ji. 1070 00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:42,417 [Rannvijay] "Hukum!" "Have a seat, hukum!" 1071 00:59:42,625 --> 00:59:44,708 - Hello, sir. Hi, sir. - [ACP Bhavani] Hello, hello. 1072 00:59:44,833 --> 00:59:47,208 - Raja ji, your flare gun? - Hello. Oh, yes! 1073 00:59:47,292 --> 00:59:48,958 [dramatic music playing] 1074 00:59:50,208 --> 00:59:51,917 [Rannvijay chuckling] 1075 00:59:52,375 --> 00:59:53,583 Keep this in the club cabinet. 1076 00:59:53,708 --> 00:59:55,375 - [Thinsuk] Yes, sir. - Hmm. [exclaims] 1077 00:59:56,333 --> 00:59:58,750 [exhales sharply] Hmm. 1078 00:59:59,750 --> 01:00:02,000 - That's for you. Keep it. - [dramatic music concludes] 1079 01:00:02,292 --> 01:00:04,583 Keep it, keep it. Go on. Why are you hesitating, yaar? 1080 01:00:04,708 --> 01:00:06,500 Keep it, man. Don't be shy. 1081 01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:09,792 - Come on, man, keep it! - Yes, sir. 1082 01:00:12,458 --> 01:00:14,583 I love my staff here. Always take care of them. 1083 01:00:15,083 --> 01:00:18,042 How many years old is the gun, hukum? 1084 01:00:18,292 --> 01:00:20,208 Hundred years, inspector sahib. Hundred years. 1085 01:00:20,292 --> 01:00:21,792 - Hmm. - [Rannvijay] My grandfather, 1086 01:00:21,875 --> 01:00:23,917 - Raja sahib Rajyavardhan Singh... - [whimsical music playing] 1087 01:00:24,625 --> 01:00:27,542 ...used it to blow off the guptangs of many, many Englishmen. 1088 01:00:28,542 --> 01:00:32,333 - Guptang? - Balls, Bambi beta, balls! 1089 01:00:34,167 --> 01:00:37,875 There are only two in this club, and both of them belong to me! 1090 01:00:38,083 --> 01:00:40,500 - [laughs] - Ah! [laughs] 1091 01:00:40,708 --> 01:00:43,250 - No-balls land. [chuckles] - [laughs] 1092 01:00:43,708 --> 01:00:45,000 - [blows] - [whimsical music concludes] 1093 01:00:45,083 --> 01:00:46,667 - Thank you. - Thank you. Thank you. 1094 01:00:49,042 --> 01:00:52,292 Actually, those were the golden days, hukum. 1095 01:00:52,375 --> 01:00:54,333 - Of rajas and maharajas. - Yes. 1096 01:00:54,417 --> 01:00:56,708 These days, everyone is just stuck in this mess of elections. 1097 01:00:56,792 --> 01:00:58,542 [Rannvijay] You know, this Madam Noorani, you know, 1098 01:00:58,667 --> 01:01:00,875 honestly, I don't even know why she is contesting this election. 1099 01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:03,333 She keeps on shouting, "Change, change, change!" 1100 01:01:03,417 --> 01:01:05,583 Why the fuck change something which is perfect? 1101 01:01:05,833 --> 01:01:07,083 Sorry for the language. 1102 01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:10,042 Shehnaz Aunty wants to build female staff washrooms. 1103 01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:12,125 [Bambi] We don't have any at all, you see. 1104 01:01:12,250 --> 01:01:14,750 But where does she want to build them? In place of the kitchen garden? 1105 01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:19,125 Rani Vasudha Devi Garden. My beloved wife. 1106 01:01:19,625 --> 01:01:22,292 - [dramatic music playing] - She wants smelly staff toilets there? 1107 01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:24,000 It's fucking disgusting! 1108 01:01:24,417 --> 01:01:26,083 Nothing will happen to Vasudha Aunty's garden. 1109 01:01:26,625 --> 01:01:28,625 In any case, you are going to win this election. 1110 01:01:28,750 --> 01:01:31,250 - So, you decide. Okay? - [blows kiss] Love you. 1111 01:01:31,542 --> 01:01:33,958 Oh, and, sir, if you need anything at all... 1112 01:01:34,042 --> 01:01:35,083 - Hmm. - ...just give me a call. 1113 01:01:35,167 --> 01:01:36,792 - I'll sign for it. - [ACP Bhavani] No, this is enough. 1114 01:01:36,875 --> 01:01:38,292 - Bye. - We done? 1115 01:01:38,375 --> 01:01:40,542 No, no, no, no. Hmm. 1116 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,083 - The fun part hasn't even begun yet. - [Rannvijay] Uh-oh. 1117 01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:44,333 Yeah, yeah. Come on, come on. 1118 01:01:44,417 --> 01:01:46,042 - You're wasting my time. - [ACP Bhavani] So... 1119 01:01:46,250 --> 01:01:48,500 - did Leo ji ever send you... - [suspenseful music playing] 1120 01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:51,375 ...a song to, kind of, try and blackmail you, 1121 01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:54,833 or a link to make a donation to an orphanage or something? 1122 01:01:54,958 --> 01:01:57,000 Who the fuck do you think will blackmail me? Who? 1123 01:01:57,083 --> 01:01:58,583 - Bhenchod! - [gun cocks] 1124 01:01:58,750 --> 01:02:02,417 My family has conquered a mountain of corpses to get here! 1125 01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:04,417 Bloody gigolo! 1126 01:02:04,875 --> 01:02:08,542 - I dare you to talk about this to anyone! - It's empty, chutiya. 1127 01:02:08,625 --> 01:02:10,125 - [breathes angrily] - [Leo] Ronnie. 1128 01:02:10,875 --> 01:02:12,167 Aren't you getting late for the club? 1129 01:02:14,375 --> 01:02:16,625 You still have to pick up your rented car from the mechanic. 1130 01:02:16,708 --> 01:02:18,458 - [breathes angrily] - What's it gonna be? 1131 01:02:19,375 --> 01:02:20,708 Merc or BMW? 1132 01:02:21,750 --> 01:02:23,083 Go fuck yourself! 1133 01:02:24,125 --> 01:02:25,958 - Hmm? - Fuck yourself! 1134 01:02:26,042 --> 01:02:27,708 I'll fucking fuck you! 1135 01:02:28,417 --> 01:02:29,833 - [sighs] - [suspenseful music concludes] 1136 01:02:29,917 --> 01:02:32,417 - [pants] - Gym. 1137 01:02:32,542 --> 01:02:34,208 Gym, yeah. After the gym, you... 1138 01:02:35,167 --> 01:02:37,708 - Was there someone with you? - [suspenseful music playing] 1139 01:02:39,042 --> 01:02:42,208 If you want to talk about Ganga, then do it openly. 1140 01:02:42,792 --> 01:02:45,917 Beating around the bush like this is meant for ladies. 1141 01:02:49,167 --> 01:02:51,917 Or have they stopped hiring men in the police force? 1142 01:02:52,542 --> 01:02:54,875 [laughs] 1143 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,125 I haven't given you permission to leave yet. 1144 01:02:57,333 --> 01:02:59,833 - Remain seated, Raja sahib. - [suspenseful music concludes] 1145 01:02:59,958 --> 01:03:02,250 - "Remain seated, hukum." - [tense music playing] 1146 01:03:04,333 --> 01:03:06,417 Tell me, when did your dear wife pass away? 1147 01:03:06,667 --> 01:03:08,042 - Four years back. - Padam. 1148 01:03:08,208 --> 01:03:09,917 - Yes. - Check the orphanage reports to see 1149 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,792 if there's a shrimati, uh, Bagula Devi... 1150 01:03:12,917 --> 01:03:15,083 - Vasudha Devi! - Yeah, after Vasudha ji's death, 1151 01:03:15,167 --> 01:03:16,792 did he start making donations immediately, 1152 01:03:16,875 --> 01:03:18,792 - or was it in the recent months? - Sure, sir. 1153 01:03:18,958 --> 01:03:20,500 - Inspector, I... - [ACP Bhavani] ACP. 1154 01:03:20,708 --> 01:03:23,875 Assistant Commissioner of Police, Bhavani Singh. 1155 01:03:25,875 --> 01:03:27,417 Now, you're welcome to leave, hukum. 1156 01:03:29,167 --> 01:03:30,458 Men like me, you know... 1157 01:03:31,458 --> 01:03:33,625 look straight in the eye when they commit murder. 1158 01:03:34,833 --> 01:03:35,917 Not like... 1159 01:03:36,917 --> 01:03:38,125 Not like? 1160 01:03:54,417 --> 01:03:57,542 - [suspenseful music concludes] - [male director] Cut! Cut! Cut! 1161 01:03:57,625 --> 01:03:59,333 - Blood is too fucking fake, man! - [indistinct chatter] 1162 01:03:59,417 --> 01:04:00,417 [groans] 1163 01:04:00,583 --> 01:04:04,458 My neck's screwed. Dada, get me some lime juice, yaar. 1164 01:04:04,542 --> 01:04:05,708 [groans] 1165 01:04:06,917 --> 01:04:08,375 [whimsical music playing] 1166 01:04:27,333 --> 01:04:28,667 [music stops] 1167 01:04:31,583 --> 01:04:32,500 [grunts] 1168 01:04:35,042 --> 01:04:35,917 Wow. 1169 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,292 [whimsical music resumes] 1170 01:04:45,375 --> 01:04:46,583 [music stops] 1171 01:04:46,958 --> 01:04:47,958 Thank you. 1172 01:04:48,417 --> 01:04:52,625 Madam, how did it occur to you to run for club president? 1173 01:04:53,625 --> 01:04:56,833 Would you ever ask a man this question, ACP sahib? 1174 01:04:57,750 --> 01:05:01,958 Perhaps, you didn't get the memo. It's no longer a man's world. 1175 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,208 [whimsical music resumes] 1176 01:05:05,333 --> 01:05:08,417 Madam ji, after the Tambola that night, where were you? 1177 01:05:09,083 --> 01:05:12,042 Raja ji sound it pretty certain that you killed Leo. 1178 01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:14,750 He must have threatened to bring your business, uh... 1179 01:05:15,625 --> 01:05:19,208 - Affair. Affair. Out into the open. - [music concludes] 1180 01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:20,833 - [Padam] Am I right? - [sighs heavily] 1181 01:05:21,333 --> 01:05:23,458 - If I were to murder him... - [suspenseful music playing] 1182 01:05:23,542 --> 01:05:25,250 ...you wouldn't even find his body. 1183 01:05:25,625 --> 01:05:27,750 I'd chop it into pieces and feed it to the crows. 1184 01:05:28,708 --> 01:05:31,208 Crows love human meat. Did you know that? 1185 01:05:33,208 --> 01:05:34,917 [crows cawing] 1186 01:05:35,083 --> 01:05:37,333 - [suspenseful music concludes] - [laughs] 1187 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:39,250 - [whimsical music playing] - [chuckles] 1188 01:05:39,667 --> 01:05:43,125 These are dialogues from this film. It's a delicious character. 1189 01:05:43,708 --> 01:05:46,792 Whenever her heart gets broken, she murders someone. 1190 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,708 - [smack lips] - [whimsical music concludes] 1191 01:05:48,875 --> 01:05:52,208 - Leo ji was blackmailing a few people. - [tense music playing] 1192 01:05:52,333 --> 01:05:56,333 He'd ask them to make donations to Shepherd's Home Orphanage. 1193 01:05:58,458 --> 01:06:01,292 The donors' list has your name too. 1194 01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:02,917 Where are the files, Leo? 1195 01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:05,333 - [cries] - [Leo laughing] 1196 01:06:06,250 --> 01:06:07,958 Shit! [cries] 1197 01:06:08,208 --> 01:06:09,458 [Leo] Very nice. 1198 01:06:09,625 --> 01:06:11,042 This must be your life's best performance na? 1199 01:06:12,250 --> 01:06:14,042 Hey! [kisses] Should I make a video, huh? 1200 01:06:14,167 --> 01:06:15,292 Screw you! 1201 01:06:18,167 --> 01:06:20,625 [Shehnaz breathes shakily, grunts] 1202 01:06:20,792 --> 01:06:23,542 First, in front of everyone... 1203 01:06:24,458 --> 01:06:25,417 accept it. 1204 01:06:26,125 --> 01:06:30,292 - I just can't. I have two daughters. - Is it? 1205 01:06:33,125 --> 01:06:34,583 [grunts] 1206 01:06:35,875 --> 01:06:37,375 Don't touch me. 1207 01:06:39,417 --> 01:06:41,292 [Leo whistling] 1208 01:06:41,625 --> 01:06:43,250 [breathes deeply] 1209 01:06:46,042 --> 01:06:47,708 [tense music concludes] 1210 01:06:47,833 --> 01:06:50,375 You're welcome to check my bank records, ACP sahib. 1211 01:06:50,958 --> 01:06:53,917 I've been donating to Shepherd's for the past 20 years now. 1212 01:06:54,667 --> 01:06:56,208 Nothing to do with blackmail. 1213 01:06:56,833 --> 01:06:58,042 What do you think? 1214 01:06:59,417 --> 01:07:02,292 - Who could have murdered Leo ji? - [dramatic music playing] 1215 01:07:06,042 --> 01:07:07,458 [indistinct chatter] 1216 01:07:18,792 --> 01:07:22,167 You're the one that gets paid to find that out, ACP sahib. 1217 01:07:22,292 --> 01:07:23,792 [female assistant] Ma'am, your shot is ready. 1218 01:07:23,875 --> 01:07:25,292 [dramatic music concludes] 1219 01:07:27,167 --> 01:07:28,917 - Uh... Excuse me. - [hesitates] 1220 01:07:29,042 --> 01:07:32,417 - [footsteps receding] - My... My... [chuckles] 1221 01:07:37,208 --> 01:07:39,333 Hmm. Sir ji, shall we? 1222 01:07:40,250 --> 01:07:42,958 Yeah, soon. Water. [chuckles] 1223 01:07:43,833 --> 01:07:45,250 [Krishnan] Pinko Hathini is the street name. 1224 01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:47,083 - [suspenseful music playing] - [Krishnan] Very powerful. 1225 01:07:47,167 --> 01:07:50,292 Doesn't have any smell. And the taste too is impossible to detect. 1226 01:07:51,250 --> 01:07:54,000 His stomach contains a minimum of 280mg of Pinko. 1227 01:07:54,125 --> 01:07:56,250 Isn't it possible that this bodybuilder guy 1228 01:07:56,333 --> 01:08:00,000 took it to pump his physique up, and he got pumped out of existence? 1229 01:08:00,083 --> 01:08:02,500 Pinko has the opposite effect. It's an opiate. 1230 01:08:02,792 --> 01:08:06,708 Once you take it, it dissolves and goes to the blood stream directly. 1231 01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:08,958 And after that, the entire system slows down. 1232 01:08:09,083 --> 01:08:13,125 The muscles start to feel like jelly and the bones like rubber. 1233 01:08:13,292 --> 01:08:16,625 Meaning a person can't even lift light objects, 1234 01:08:16,708 --> 01:08:19,750 for example, this teacup over here. Forget about lifting a barbell. 1235 01:08:25,708 --> 01:08:26,833 Krishnan, tell me something. 1236 01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:31,583 How long after ingesting these drugs would they have affected Leo ji? 1237 01:08:32,125 --> 01:08:33,833 [Krishnan] This takes affect at bullet speed. 1238 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,917 As though your central nervous system, 1239 01:08:36,042 --> 01:08:39,375 uh, just got a kick from a sexy, pink elephant. 1240 01:08:41,875 --> 01:08:46,125 Okay, so those, uh, drugs that were found in that, uh, sky-blue bottle were... 1241 01:08:46,208 --> 01:08:48,208 It was a normal protein shake, sir. 1242 01:08:48,542 --> 01:08:51,292 But traces of Pinko were found in one more place. 1243 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,125 - In the cat's vomit. - [chuckles] 1244 01:08:54,458 --> 01:08:57,500 - That bloody Prince Hariya is a junkie? - [suspenseful music concludes] 1245 01:08:57,583 --> 01:08:59,167 [Bambi] You should have seen Rosh Aunty. 1246 01:08:59,250 --> 01:09:00,792 [chuckles] You just should have seen her fucking face. 1247 01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:04,667 She hadn't the slightest clue, and the professor totally took her case. 1248 01:09:04,958 --> 01:09:06,125 It was really something else. 1249 01:09:06,250 --> 01:09:07,958 You really don't have anything better to do, right? 1250 01:09:08,125 --> 01:09:10,000 - Better than a murder investigation? - Hmm. 1251 01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:11,458 No. 1252 01:09:12,125 --> 01:09:13,875 Better than a murder investigation. 1253 01:09:14,167 --> 01:09:15,625 [whimsical music playing] 1254 01:09:16,833 --> 01:09:17,875 Dude. 1255 01:09:18,875 --> 01:09:20,208 - What the fuck! - [girl beggar] Didi, didi. 1256 01:09:20,292 --> 01:09:22,375 Please, give me something to eat. Please, didi. 1257 01:09:22,875 --> 01:09:24,458 Didi, can I have this? 1258 01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:26,708 [Bambi] Hmm. 1259 01:09:29,125 --> 01:09:32,417 - What? I am really stuffed. - Oh. 1260 01:09:33,625 --> 01:09:36,500 Getting away leftovers on your plate doesn't make you great, Todi. 1261 01:09:38,417 --> 01:09:39,583 Aey, Kashi mae... 1262 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,667 Return this or the professor will catch you and put you behind bars. 1263 01:09:42,792 --> 01:09:44,333 [whimsical music concludes] 1264 01:09:45,042 --> 01:09:48,208 [smack lips] That's exactly what I was trying to tell you about. 1265 01:09:48,583 --> 01:09:50,542 So, Rosh Aunty was all like, 1266 01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:53,458 "Raja sahib," and suddenly, he comes in from the back, her face falls. 1267 01:09:53,542 --> 01:09:54,625 That was hysterical. 1268 01:09:54,833 --> 01:09:57,625 And just then, ACP got a call about some Pinki, Pinko something. 1269 01:09:57,792 --> 01:09:59,250 And then Raja sahib comes in 1270 01:09:59,333 --> 01:10:01,208 - with his flare gun... - Wait, did he say Pinko? 1271 01:10:01,292 --> 01:10:03,458 - Can you let me finish? - Did he say Pinko? 1272 01:10:03,542 --> 01:10:04,583 - [Bambi] Yes! - Pinko? Pinko Hathini? 1273 01:10:04,667 --> 01:10:05,917 - [Bambi] Yes. - [dramatic music playing] 1274 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,333 [Bambi] Once then, Raja sahib... 1275 01:10:08,458 --> 01:10:10,000 "Bambi beta, balls..." 1276 01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:11,917 - [water rippling] - [birds chirping] 1277 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,833 [ACP Bhavani] Leo ji began his workout. The day was Sunday. 1278 01:10:14,958 --> 01:10:17,750 - What did he do on Sundays? - [Theju] Upper body, sir. 1279 01:10:17,833 --> 01:10:20,208 [ACP Bhavani] Uh... So what's the first drill in upper body routine? 1280 01:10:20,458 --> 01:10:21,833 [Theju] Bench press, sir. 1281 01:10:22,250 --> 01:10:26,500 [ACP Bhavani] So, were it not a Sunday, and had he not worked on his upper body, 1282 01:10:26,667 --> 01:10:29,167 - the plan wouldn't have succeeded. - [Padam] Hmm. 1283 01:10:29,250 --> 01:10:30,792 [ACP Bhavani] What can we learn from this? 1284 01:10:30,917 --> 01:10:33,458 [grunts] Maybe starting with squats, sir. 1285 01:10:33,583 --> 01:10:35,292 - [dramatic music concludes] - [ACP Bhavani] No. 1286 01:10:35,375 --> 01:10:37,000 The killer was familiar 1287 01:10:37,083 --> 01:10:38,667 - with Leo ji's routine. - [suspenseful music playing] 1288 01:10:39,125 --> 01:10:42,083 [pants] Sir, I didn't do anything, sir. 1289 01:10:42,208 --> 01:10:45,750 Sir, I am not interested in extra money, and all those Botox barbies. 1290 01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:46,750 Sir, I have a girlfriend... 1291 01:10:46,833 --> 01:10:48,250 - Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes. - She's very beautiful, sir. 1292 01:10:48,375 --> 01:10:49,792 - Please... - No, no. I know. Enough. Enough. 1293 01:10:49,875 --> 01:10:51,708 [Padam] Sir, 200% he's our guy. 1294 01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:54,500 He's the one who prepared the shake. [pants] 1295 01:10:54,708 --> 01:10:57,500 The bottle didn't have any traces of Pinko, Padam. 1296 01:10:57,708 --> 01:11:03,167 Meaning between Leo's death and our arriving at this place, 1297 01:11:03,667 --> 01:11:06,708 - somebody switched the real bottle. - Hmm. 1298 01:11:06,833 --> 01:11:10,667 And by the time we got here, the whole club was present. Hmm. 1299 01:11:10,792 --> 01:11:13,042 - [suspenseful music concludes] - [gasps] 1300 01:11:13,958 --> 01:11:15,750 - [groans] - [party music playing] 1301 01:11:15,875 --> 01:11:17,292 - [Bambi chuckles] That poor ACP. - [crowd cheering] 1302 01:11:17,458 --> 01:11:19,583 [Bambi] He probably has no clue about this world. 1303 01:11:19,833 --> 01:11:22,250 [Akash] Listen, I know you are doing all of this to spend more time with me. 1304 01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:26,125 [Bambi chuckles] Hello, please! 1305 01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:30,083 If there is anywhere we can find out where the Pinko came from, this is it. 1306 01:11:31,083 --> 01:11:33,333 I can get you more potent stuff than Pinko. 1307 01:11:33,542 --> 01:11:35,917 This Pinko's just been hyped up for no reason, man. 1308 01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:38,458 The rich and their drama. [laughs] 1309 01:11:39,417 --> 01:11:40,542 Check this out. 1310 01:11:41,708 --> 01:11:42,708 Ah. 1311 01:11:44,708 --> 01:11:46,750 Just two, three pills left, that's all. 1312 01:11:47,667 --> 01:11:50,750 If club members want to score this stuff, where do they... who do they go to? 1313 01:11:50,833 --> 01:11:54,500 Aey, they come to me only. Now, don't ask me the members' names, okay? 1314 01:11:54,583 --> 01:11:56,625 - [laughs] - Just tell us. 1315 01:11:56,875 --> 01:12:00,583 Arey, three years ago, I had my men sitting in there. AK. 1316 01:12:00,917 --> 01:12:04,542 Then suddenly, he vanished. Into thin air! Whoosh! 1317 01:12:05,875 --> 01:12:09,000 [Akash] He was the biggest dealer around the club. AK bastard! 1318 01:12:09,667 --> 01:12:11,333 - [party music concludes] - You knew this AK guy or what? 1319 01:12:11,417 --> 01:12:13,375 Yes, Ajay Kumar. Motherfucker! 1320 01:12:13,458 --> 01:12:14,667 - Ajay... - [traffic whizzing] 1321 01:12:16,375 --> 01:12:17,667 Ganga's husband, Ajay Kumar? 1322 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:18,792 - What? - [suspenseful music playing] 1323 01:12:18,875 --> 01:12:20,833 - Were they married? - Yes! 1324 01:12:23,042 --> 01:12:24,875 Fuck... He used to beat her. 1325 01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:27,958 Akash, he used to beat her every fucking day. 1326 01:12:28,958 --> 01:12:31,792 And didn't the guy say he just disappeared three years back? 1327 01:12:31,917 --> 01:12:34,208 God knows how many children's lives the bastard has ruined. 1328 01:12:35,750 --> 01:12:38,417 He was even jailed. But the fucker got out on bail, yaar. 1329 01:12:41,292 --> 01:12:42,333 What now? 1330 01:12:46,667 --> 01:12:51,167 Todi, no! These guys are really dangerous, okay? 1331 01:12:53,500 --> 01:12:56,750 Todi, I fight cases against these drugs now. I am that lawyer. 1332 01:12:56,833 --> 01:12:58,250 [mumbles] It's for research. 1333 01:12:58,458 --> 01:13:00,458 - It's for research? - Mm-hmm. 1334 01:13:00,583 --> 01:13:01,917 [music becomes whimsical] 1335 01:13:07,833 --> 01:13:09,583 Fuck! I don't like this! 1336 01:13:11,542 --> 01:13:13,792 Okay. Bambi, I need to tell you something. 1337 01:13:13,875 --> 01:13:17,708 Fuck! Oh, fuck! Yash! 1338 01:13:19,333 --> 01:13:20,875 I thought the rehab worked. 1339 01:13:20,958 --> 01:13:24,292 Either Rosh Aunty doesn't know about all this, or Leo... 1340 01:13:24,417 --> 01:13:26,792 [Bambi] Akash, let's see what we find at Yash's place. 1341 01:13:32,708 --> 01:13:36,000 - [Akash grunting] Abey yaar, Bambi. - [Bambi grunts] 1342 01:13:36,625 --> 01:13:39,208 [Akash] I... I can't even walk straight. 1343 01:13:39,875 --> 01:13:43,583 [laughing] And we're breaking into someone's house. 1344 01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:46,333 [music continues] 1345 01:13:46,792 --> 01:13:47,958 {\an8}[breathes deeply] 1346 01:13:49,667 --> 01:13:52,375 Oh, God. Bambi. 1347 01:14:20,375 --> 01:14:21,542 [car engine rumbling] 1348 01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:24,375 [hums] 1349 01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:28,958 - [car beeps] - [sighs] 1350 01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:51,417 [music intensifies] 1351 01:14:51,542 --> 01:14:52,833 - [door opening] - [music concludes] 1352 01:14:52,917 --> 01:14:54,917 [heavy knocking on door] 1353 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,917 [doorbell ringing] 1354 01:15:03,375 --> 01:15:04,375 Bro... 1355 01:15:06,458 --> 01:15:08,000 Me here, walk... 1356 01:15:09,125 --> 01:15:11,167 - Dog. Potty. - [dramatic music playing] 1357 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:15,125 - Moon... Moon reflection. - [chuckles] 1358 01:15:15,208 --> 01:15:19,458 - Good windows, man. Good car. Good. - [Yash chuckling] 1359 01:15:19,542 --> 01:15:22,708 - [Akash] Can I... Can I come inside? - Potty outside, bro. 1360 01:15:22,833 --> 01:15:23,917 - Ah! - [dramatic music concludes] 1361 01:15:24,042 --> 01:15:26,000 [laughs] 1362 01:15:26,208 --> 01:15:29,625 - Epic party, bro. - [laughs] 1363 01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:33,917 - [Bambi laughs] Too much fun, man. - [laughs] 1364 01:15:36,333 --> 01:15:39,375 - Epic party, bro. - [whimsical music playing] 1365 01:15:40,542 --> 01:15:41,625 Epic party. 1366 01:15:42,958 --> 01:15:44,042 You... You enjoy. 1367 01:15:51,292 --> 01:15:52,875 - Who turned off the music... - [music concludes] 1368 01:15:52,958 --> 01:15:54,875 - ...bhenchod? - [Bambi laughing] 1369 01:15:55,125 --> 01:15:57,750 - [Bambi laughing] "Epic party, bro!" - [Akash laughing] 1370 01:15:59,042 --> 01:16:01,292 - [car engine rumbles] - [Akash sighing] 1371 01:16:02,125 --> 01:16:05,167 Should we tell Professor sahib about this Batra boy? 1372 01:16:05,917 --> 01:16:07,792 We've known him since childhood. Batra. 1373 01:16:08,875 --> 01:16:10,292 It will destroy his life, man. 1374 01:16:12,125 --> 01:16:15,208 Who knows? Maybe his drugs and this murder may not even be connected. 1375 01:16:15,417 --> 01:16:17,792 Oof. Akash Dogra. 1376 01:16:19,083 --> 01:16:21,417 How does such a big heart fit in your body? 1377 01:16:25,958 --> 01:16:28,958 That's why you chop it up into little pieces all the time, 1378 01:16:29,583 --> 01:16:31,083 so it fits into my body, right? 1379 01:16:31,375 --> 01:16:32,750 [mellow music playing] 1380 01:16:46,208 --> 01:16:47,833 [door lock clicking] 1381 01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:10,000 - Bye, Dogra. - Bye. 1382 01:17:14,542 --> 01:17:15,875 [Guppie] Hey, Harry, 1383 01:17:15,958 --> 01:17:17,500 - where have you gone, my son? - [music concludes] 1384 01:17:17,667 --> 01:17:19,667 Here, look. Papa has got some milk for you. 1385 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:21,375 Aey, bacha. Where are you hiding? 1386 01:17:21,875 --> 01:17:23,708 Look, I'm walking around with your milk in my hand, 1387 01:17:23,792 --> 01:17:25,583 and you keep wandering off to God knows where. 1388 01:17:28,542 --> 01:17:30,333 - [sizzling] - What is my cake doing outside? 1389 01:17:31,417 --> 01:17:33,083 - What's burning in here? - [suspenseful music playing] 1390 01:17:33,208 --> 01:17:36,833 [screams, cries] Ah! Oh, no! 1391 01:17:39,042 --> 01:17:42,917 [cries] Harry! Harry! Oh, no! 1392 01:17:44,583 --> 01:17:47,333 [somber music playing] 1393 01:17:51,917 --> 01:17:53,333 [birds chirping] 1394 01:18:20,625 --> 01:18:22,375 Bambi, can you keep that phone away? 1395 01:18:23,417 --> 01:18:24,500 Here. 1396 01:18:30,542 --> 01:18:33,667 Akash, remember this from Yash's room last night? 1397 01:18:33,750 --> 01:18:38,083 - [Akash] I have seen it. - [scoffs] No, you haven't. See this. 1398 01:18:39,167 --> 01:18:41,250 Shit! Ajay Kumar? 1399 01:18:41,625 --> 01:18:42,917 Ganga's husband. 1400 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:44,167 - Yash's dealer. - [somber music concludes] 1401 01:18:44,250 --> 01:18:45,750 [Akas] He must have supplied the Pinkos to Yash. 1402 01:18:45,875 --> 01:18:47,375 [suspenseful music playing] 1403 01:18:47,708 --> 01:18:50,333 I suspect I'm still on your list of suspects. 1404 01:18:51,458 --> 01:18:52,958 - [suspenseful music concludes] - [Shehnaz] Hmm? 1405 01:18:54,708 --> 01:18:55,917 Padam won't give me... 1406 01:18:56,958 --> 01:18:59,333 permission to take your name off the list. 1407 01:18:59,917 --> 01:19:02,542 - And Mr. Singh? - He's helpless. 1408 01:19:03,708 --> 01:19:05,750 [whimsical music playing] 1409 01:19:06,750 --> 01:19:08,792 I was referring to Mr. Rannvijay Singh, actually. 1410 01:19:08,917 --> 01:19:11,875 Oh. [chuckles] Raja ji. Raja ji. 1411 01:19:12,417 --> 01:19:16,708 Padam is of the opinion that Raja ji would look into the eyes of the enemy 1412 01:19:16,833 --> 01:19:19,500 and kill him. Like a real man would do. 1413 01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:21,667 - [scoffs] - [suspenseful music playing] 1414 01:19:21,833 --> 01:19:23,875 - Man? - Man. 1415 01:19:25,125 --> 01:19:28,958 The world has had enough manliness from you men for too long, ACP sahib. 1416 01:19:29,917 --> 01:19:31,000 And anyway, 1417 01:19:31,500 --> 01:19:35,208 all their manliness only comes out at home before their wives and their children, 1418 01:19:35,667 --> 01:19:39,000 or as a part of a faceless mob in front of the weak and helpless. 1419 01:19:42,458 --> 01:19:45,833 Tell Mr. Singh I'd like to see him give birth to a child 1420 01:19:45,917 --> 01:19:48,750 in a burning ghetto after a 14-hour painful labor. 1421 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:52,167 [cries] And that too with rioters armed with swords are banging on your door! 1422 01:19:52,250 --> 01:19:53,708 [cries, breathes shakily] And then... 1423 01:19:56,958 --> 01:19:59,500 - [cellphone ringing] - [suspenseful music concludes] 1424 01:19:59,917 --> 01:20:02,500 - [Akash] Shit. - Put your phone on silent! 1425 01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:05,333 - Where is that warden, Rakesh? - [indistinct chatter] 1426 01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:07,583 [Shehnaz] Leo used to speak very highly of him. 1427 01:20:07,667 --> 01:20:08,750 [suspenseful music playing] 1428 01:20:08,917 --> 01:20:11,000 Rakesh ji's missing since yesterday. 1429 01:20:13,542 --> 01:20:14,875 - [breathes deeply] - He's missing. 1430 01:20:22,708 --> 01:20:24,250 - Thank you so much for coming, bro. - [music concludes] 1431 01:20:24,333 --> 01:20:26,042 I won't be there to save you every time, Raks. 1432 01:20:26,292 --> 01:20:28,708 Why get drunk and create a ruckus at the police station? 1433 01:20:29,208 --> 01:20:30,792 So, what wrong did I do, bro? 1434 01:20:30,875 --> 01:20:33,750 I only went there to tell those people that I know who it was. 1435 01:20:34,167 --> 01:20:35,500 Who killed Leo Matthews. 1436 01:20:35,875 --> 01:20:37,750 - [grunts, retches] - [suspenseful music playing] 1437 01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:39,542 - What? You okay? - Ugh. 1438 01:20:39,625 --> 01:20:42,250 - [Rakesh coughing] - [Akash] You want some water? 1439 01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:45,000 - Do you have a smoke, bro? - Smoke... 1440 01:20:46,250 --> 01:20:47,500 I don't smoke. 1441 01:20:47,667 --> 01:20:50,667 - Leo ji had a dark-red-colored tablet. - [Rakesh coughing] 1442 01:20:50,750 --> 01:20:51,875 Have you seen it with him? 1443 01:20:52,208 --> 01:20:55,042 - Those rich bastards did it together. - [car tires screeching] 1444 01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:58,250 - They all killed him together, Bhavani ji! - [car tires screeching] 1445 01:20:59,250 --> 01:21:00,333 Ah! 1446 01:21:00,583 --> 01:21:02,250 - [Rakesh retching] - Oh, no! 1447 01:21:02,333 --> 01:21:03,542 - [car engine halts] - [Rakesh retching] 1448 01:21:03,708 --> 01:21:06,958 - Oh, damn. - [Rakesh] Bloody fucking murderers! 1449 01:21:07,375 --> 01:21:10,625 Looks like you're deeply attached to this vehicle. 1450 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,417 [chuckles] 1451 01:21:23,250 --> 01:21:24,458 [car approaching] 1452 01:21:25,667 --> 01:21:26,750 [music concludes] 1453 01:21:26,917 --> 01:21:28,292 - [Bambi] Rakesh ji! - [Rannvijay] Hello, hello. 1454 01:21:28,417 --> 01:21:30,000 - [Bambi chuckles] Hi. - [Rannvijay] Hi, hi, how are you? 1455 01:21:30,167 --> 01:21:32,125 - All the best for elections. - Yes, thank you. Vote for me. 1456 01:21:32,250 --> 01:21:34,917 - Hey! How are you? - [grunts] 1457 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:38,417 [screams, grunts] Oh! 1458 01:21:39,583 --> 01:21:41,208 - [cat meowing] - [Padam] Oh! 1459 01:21:41,958 --> 01:21:44,333 Sir, let me get a flowerpot here for you. 1460 01:21:44,750 --> 01:21:45,792 No need to go to Lucknow, 1461 01:21:45,875 --> 01:21:46,958 - you can settle down here. - [chuckles] 1462 01:21:47,125 --> 01:21:48,792 There's a Queen Victoria for company as well. 1463 01:21:49,250 --> 01:21:50,333 Do you know, Padam... 1464 01:21:51,375 --> 01:21:53,083 among the staff members who... 1465 01:21:53,958 --> 01:21:55,250 wasn't there at the church? 1466 01:21:55,583 --> 01:21:57,583 - [Padam] Who? - [suspenseful music playing] 1467 01:21:57,708 --> 01:22:00,333 - [paper rustling] - [water pattering] 1468 01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:01,708 [ACP Bhavani] Guppie Ram ji. 1469 01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:04,750 You didn't come to bid farewell to your friend? 1470 01:22:05,083 --> 01:22:08,125 He was a potful of sin! Stealing secrets from everyone! 1471 01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:10,833 Just couldn't keep things to himself. 1472 01:22:11,417 --> 01:22:13,333 Here to there. There to here. Gossiping all the time. 1473 01:22:14,167 --> 01:22:17,833 Guppie Ram ji, are you sure beetroot can handle so much water? 1474 01:22:17,958 --> 01:22:20,750 But it's done now! The pot has burst open. 1475 01:22:22,125 --> 01:22:24,458 - Just like the other time. - Other time? 1476 01:22:25,708 --> 01:22:27,083 Which other time, Guppie ji? 1477 01:22:29,958 --> 01:22:31,250 - [music concludes] - [ACP Bhavani] Guppie ji? 1478 01:22:31,417 --> 01:22:33,875 [gasps, hesitates] Another party's here! 1479 01:22:34,333 --> 01:22:37,833 [chuckles] What can I do for you, sir? Tell me, what can I do for you? 1480 01:22:38,375 --> 01:22:43,250 - The other time... - [hums] 1481 01:22:43,458 --> 01:22:44,750 [indistinct chatter] 1482 01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:46,708 [suspenseful music playing] 1483 01:22:51,667 --> 01:22:52,958 [ACP Bhavani] Ah-ha-ha! 1484 01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:56,208 - [music concludes] - [crowd cheering] 1485 01:22:56,417 --> 01:22:58,042 - [party music playing] - [male guest] Come on! Come on! 1486 01:22:58,458 --> 01:23:01,333 Hey, bro. Raja sahib is the killer! 1487 01:23:01,542 --> 01:23:03,042 - [male member 1] Yes! - [male member 2] Idiot! 1488 01:23:03,125 --> 01:23:04,333 Say, "Hukum." "Hukum." 1489 01:23:04,417 --> 01:23:07,292 [Thinsuk laughing] He's Bhatti, man, Bhatti. 1490 01:23:07,417 --> 01:23:09,417 Here's the 50, bhenchod! 1491 01:23:09,625 --> 01:23:12,833 I'm betting 100 rupees on Shehnaz Noorani. 1492 01:23:13,167 --> 01:23:16,542 Looks like you have met my daughters, Shahana and Ira. [chuckles] 1493 01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:18,917 [ACP Bhavani] Shahana ji, Ira ji, Bhavani ji. 1494 01:23:19,167 --> 01:23:20,083 - [Shehnaz] For you. - Arey. 1495 01:23:20,167 --> 01:23:22,750 - But I can't even vote for you here. - [Shehnaz] It's fine. [chuckles] 1496 01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:25,042 - [indistinct chatter] - Your better half... 1497 01:23:25,958 --> 01:23:27,208 I'm a single mother, 1498 01:23:27,292 --> 01:23:28,917 - and that's more than enough. - [whimsical music playing] 1499 01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:30,042 - [female guest] Hi. - [chuckles] 1500 01:23:32,125 --> 01:23:33,708 - ACP sahib. - Hmm? 1501 01:23:33,792 --> 01:23:36,167 You're completely different from the detective in my film. 1502 01:23:36,500 --> 01:23:37,708 How's that? 1503 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:41,458 Detective Bose always remains undercover. 1504 01:23:41,583 --> 01:23:43,833 - Hmm. - And those cliché dialogues. 1505 01:23:44,417 --> 01:23:46,625 "Terrifying blood-thirsty savages!" 1506 01:23:47,375 --> 01:23:50,333 But what I love about you, you're real. 1507 01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:54,708 The reality is most murderers aren't the blood-thirsty savage types. 1508 01:23:54,792 --> 01:23:56,750 We know them, we're familiar with them. 1509 01:23:57,458 --> 01:23:59,125 Very often, we even love them. 1510 01:23:59,917 --> 01:24:01,625 Ordinary men, women. 1511 01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:04,667 People like me. People like you. 1512 01:24:04,750 --> 01:24:05,958 - [whimsical music concludes] - That's great. 1513 01:24:06,083 --> 01:24:08,958 Yet another field where we're in competition with men. 1514 01:24:09,042 --> 01:24:10,542 [both laugh] 1515 01:24:10,833 --> 01:24:12,042 - [chuckles] - See you later. 1516 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:16,417 [suspenseful music playing] 1517 01:24:28,542 --> 01:24:30,458 - [music concludes] - Sir. 1518 01:24:30,542 --> 01:24:33,167 Yaar, these artifacts are quite popular. 1519 01:24:34,125 --> 01:24:35,750 [chuckles] Sir, this is all Cookie Aunty's talent. 1520 01:24:35,917 --> 01:24:38,667 - [chuckles] - And also, Cooks Aunty's so generous 1521 01:24:38,833 --> 01:24:41,833 that she keeps gifting all these kalakriti... 1522 01:24:42,917 --> 01:24:45,208 - to literally everybody all the time. - [Cookie] Oh, baby. 1523 01:24:45,333 --> 01:24:48,000 We quietly dump them into the club's storeroom. [chuckles] 1524 01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:50,167 Oh. [laughs] 1525 01:24:50,458 --> 01:24:52,667 But by the way, whose statues are these anyway? 1526 01:24:53,250 --> 01:24:54,542 Our two candidates. 1527 01:24:55,083 --> 01:24:57,208 Oh, really? Which one is Shehnaz ji? 1528 01:24:57,708 --> 01:24:59,042 [dramatic music playing] 1529 01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:04,500 Oh. 1530 01:25:05,833 --> 01:25:09,458 [chuckles] Obviously, this one is Shehnaz! 1531 01:25:09,917 --> 01:25:11,417 - I've seen her movie. - [dramatic music concludes] 1532 01:25:11,750 --> 01:25:13,208 [Cookie] Isn't she beautiful? 1533 01:25:13,292 --> 01:25:15,708 [Rannvijay] Whatever food is leftover, pack it and keep it in my car. 1534 01:25:15,958 --> 01:25:18,125 Just keep it. You see that shiny blue Mercedes? 1535 01:25:18,208 --> 01:25:19,417 That one. Got it? 1536 01:25:20,625 --> 01:25:22,125 [suspenseful music playing] 1537 01:25:22,292 --> 01:25:23,500 I'm taking it for the poor. 1538 01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:25,747 - I hate wastage. - You, please pack this. 1539 01:25:25,922 --> 01:25:27,292 [Yash shouting] Have you lost your fucking mind? 1540 01:25:27,375 --> 01:25:29,833 Just because your bloody cat is dead, I should fuck up my stomach? 1541 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:32,667 I ordered sausages, and you cooked them the same microwave? 1542 01:25:32,875 --> 01:25:34,083 Get lost, yaar, Guppie! 1543 01:25:34,833 --> 01:25:36,167 [pants] I should water the plants. 1544 01:25:37,292 --> 01:25:40,083 [hesitating] But I need to look for Prince Harry. 1545 01:25:44,417 --> 01:25:45,500 Are you all right? 1546 01:25:49,250 --> 01:25:50,333 Come, sit here. 1547 01:25:51,875 --> 01:25:53,375 Did Yash baba say anything? 1548 01:25:54,833 --> 01:25:56,958 - Are you missing Harry? - [cries] 1549 01:25:58,250 --> 01:25:59,583 I killed Harry. 1550 01:26:01,417 --> 01:26:04,500 [cries] I must have lost my mind. How could I have done this? 1551 01:26:05,667 --> 01:26:07,083 I burned him in the oven. 1552 01:26:07,583 --> 01:26:10,333 You must have left the oven door open by mistake. 1553 01:26:12,417 --> 01:26:13,708 It's not your fault. 1554 01:26:15,583 --> 01:26:19,208 If she wins, things will get difficult! It will get very difficult! 1555 01:26:19,833 --> 01:26:21,000 - I... - [Bambi] Nothing's going to happen, 1556 01:26:21,083 --> 01:26:22,292 Guppie. 1557 01:26:23,167 --> 01:26:24,500 Everything will be all right. 1558 01:26:24,583 --> 01:26:25,750 - [twig snapping] - Don't... 1559 01:26:40,917 --> 01:26:42,458 - [crowd cheering] - [suspenseful music concludes] 1560 01:26:42,625 --> 01:26:44,208 [party music playing over speaker] 1561 01:26:49,208 --> 01:26:51,500 Akash, I am very worried about Guppie. 1562 01:26:51,667 --> 01:26:53,458 - [shushes] - [dramatic music playing] 1563 01:26:56,625 --> 01:26:57,875 [Bambi] But seriously... 1564 01:27:03,875 --> 01:27:05,542 [both breathe softly] 1565 01:27:34,542 --> 01:27:36,042 ♪ Born to one ♪ 1566 01:27:36,167 --> 01:27:42,625 ♪ Now, taken away by another ♪ 1567 01:27:44,167 --> 01:27:46,792 ♪ Oh, Lord ♪ 1568 01:27:46,917 --> 01:27:52,500 ♪ My Almighty! ♪ 1569 01:27:53,333 --> 01:27:57,917 ♪ Oh, Lord ♪ 1570 01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:01,542 ♪ My Almighty! ♪ 1571 01:28:01,792 --> 01:28:03,667 [crowd cheers] 1572 01:28:03,750 --> 01:28:06,250 - [indistinct chatter] - Cheers! Cheers to everyone! 1573 01:28:06,417 --> 01:28:08,042 [muffled cheering] 1574 01:28:08,625 --> 01:28:12,583 Listen, I'll leave first. You come out two minutes later. Okay? 1575 01:28:13,500 --> 01:28:14,750 [kisses] 1576 01:28:17,542 --> 01:28:18,500 Yash! 1577 01:28:20,708 --> 01:28:23,208 Who could ever tell that a murder was committed here 1578 01:28:23,333 --> 01:28:25,083 - just three days ago? - [suspenseful music playing] 1579 01:28:25,292 --> 01:28:26,917 - Yash! - [ACP Bhavani] And the murderer 1580 01:28:27,583 --> 01:28:29,000 is one of these people. 1581 01:28:30,750 --> 01:28:33,083 Who's congratulating himself right now... 1582 01:28:35,042 --> 01:28:37,542 - "Murder Mubarak!" - [suspenseful music concludes] 1583 01:28:39,125 --> 01:28:41,792 - [gunshot] - [tense music playing] 1584 01:28:41,875 --> 01:28:43,833 [pants] I know everything about you, bastard! 1585 01:28:43,917 --> 01:28:45,625 You were here much before me, bhenchod! 1586 01:28:45,708 --> 01:28:47,000 - [Akash] Really? - [overlapping chatter] 1587 01:28:47,083 --> 01:28:48,542 - [Padam] Hey, what's going on? - [Rannvijay] Stop it! 1588 01:28:48,667 --> 01:28:49,917 - Calm down. - [Yash] Fuck! 1589 01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:52,792 - How dare you touch me, motherfucker? - [overlapping chatter] 1590 01:28:53,708 --> 01:28:55,042 - [overlapping chatter] - [Yash] I will sue them! 1591 01:28:55,125 --> 01:28:56,542 Don't talk to them, Yash! Don't talk to them! 1592 01:28:56,625 --> 01:28:58,708 [Yash] Asshole, you became a lawyer with just a correspondence course, 1593 01:28:58,833 --> 01:28:59,708 - bhenchod! - Hey, shut up! 1594 01:28:59,833 --> 01:29:00,708 - Asshole! - You back off! 1595 01:29:00,833 --> 01:29:02,917 Hey! I will sue you! I will sue your family. 1596 01:29:03,042 --> 01:29:04,917 [Padam] Hey, step back! Step back! Move! Move! 1597 01:29:05,042 --> 01:29:07,375 - [overlapping chatter] - [Padam] Move! Stop! 1598 01:29:07,500 --> 01:29:11,000 - [overlapping chatter] - ["Awara Hoon" playing over cell phone] 1599 01:29:11,083 --> 01:29:12,375 [Bhatti] I'm the president. 1600 01:29:14,875 --> 01:29:18,000 [Padam] Move back. Move back. Raja sahib, move back, please. Back, back. 1601 01:29:18,458 --> 01:29:19,583 Come on. Come on. 1602 01:29:21,750 --> 01:29:24,250 [Padam] Yes, yes. Madam, that's it. That's it. Stop, stop. 1603 01:29:24,708 --> 01:29:26,417 - Bambi, come, let's go. - [Rannvijay] Bambi beta. 1604 01:29:26,750 --> 01:29:28,875 [Padam] Madam? Madam, please take care of Bambi. 1605 01:29:29,042 --> 01:29:31,167 - [employee] Please, come this way. - [Padam] Okay, that's it. That's it. 1606 01:29:31,458 --> 01:29:32,833 - [employee] Ma'am? - [Bhatti] Come, come, come. 1607 01:29:32,917 --> 01:29:34,375 [Padam] Come on. Keep moving. This way, please. 1608 01:29:35,500 --> 01:29:37,333 [indistinct chatter] 1609 01:29:44,667 --> 01:29:47,125 The murderer blew Guppie Ram's ji head off, 1610 01:29:47,292 --> 01:29:50,708 and place the gun in his hand to make it look like a suicide. 1611 01:29:51,333 --> 01:29:54,792 Guppie Ram ji appears to have fine taste in coffee. 1612 01:30:01,208 --> 01:30:04,000 {\an8}- So many bags of coffee. - [ambulance siren blaring] 1613 01:30:04,292 --> 01:30:06,292 - [dogs barking] - [tense music concludes] 1614 01:30:06,667 --> 01:30:08,667 - Don't. [groans] Stop it. - Beta! 1615 01:30:09,125 --> 01:30:11,083 Just... Don't do that, man! 1616 01:30:12,792 --> 01:30:16,208 Yashu, I've spoken to dad already. There's nothing to worry about. 1617 01:30:16,292 --> 01:30:17,542 I will talk to them, na? What is... 1618 01:30:17,625 --> 01:30:20,333 - Can you just shut the fuck up? - [tense music playing] 1619 01:30:21,042 --> 01:30:23,792 This matter's way above your station. Dad will handle this. 1620 01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:27,125 - [breathes deeply] - [Yash] Look pleasant... 1621 01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:29,375 and keep your mouth shut. 1622 01:30:30,792 --> 01:30:32,917 This much you can do for me, Rosh... Mom? 1623 01:30:33,333 --> 01:30:35,042 [breathes softly] 1624 01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:36,917 [ACP Bhavani] Where were you when you heard 1625 01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:38,708 - the sound of the gunshot? - [tense music concludes] 1626 01:30:38,917 --> 01:30:40,292 - Uh... - Yash baba. 1627 01:30:40,417 --> 01:30:41,958 - [traffic whizzing] - Yash baba? 1628 01:30:42,875 --> 01:30:44,417 [dramatic music playing] 1629 01:30:44,500 --> 01:30:45,917 [Akash] He's a complete psycho, sir. 1630 01:30:46,208 --> 01:30:49,375 Do you know he's taking drugs even now? Your favorite Pinko Hathini. 1631 01:30:49,667 --> 01:30:51,708 And that's why Leo was blackmailing Rosh Aunty. 1632 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:55,542 That Uttarakhand rehab... [inhales deeply] ...was a torture cell. 1633 01:30:55,792 --> 01:30:57,917 It was freezing, but they used to tie up Yashu 1634 01:30:58,000 --> 01:31:02,125 and leave him on the floor. They fed him watery daal and thick rotis. 1635 01:31:02,333 --> 01:31:04,458 Six months he had to spend in that hell. 1636 01:31:04,750 --> 01:31:08,000 Stinking junkies. Low-class people all around. 1637 01:31:08,125 --> 01:31:11,792 With great difficulty, he's got an internship in a Boston University. 1638 01:31:12,083 --> 01:31:15,292 But Leo found out that he... [hesitates] 1639 01:31:15,667 --> 01:31:18,417 And he threatened to share that information with his employers. 1640 01:31:18,500 --> 01:31:22,250 Guppie ji said that Leo ji's pot of sin burst open. 1641 01:31:22,417 --> 01:31:23,875 Just like the other time. 1642 01:31:25,250 --> 01:31:26,708 - What could that other time be? - [music concludes] 1643 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:29,125 - Ganga's husband, sir. - [sinister music playing] 1644 01:31:29,250 --> 01:31:31,792 Ajay Kumar. It's been three years since he's been missing. 1645 01:31:31,958 --> 01:31:33,792 And, sir, he was the one supplying Yash drugs. 1646 01:31:33,875 --> 01:31:37,000 I told him that I don't want to live my life with his dirty money. 1647 01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:40,708 Sweeping, mopping. Took up any work I could. 1648 01:31:40,917 --> 01:31:43,667 But he was suspicious that the people I work for and I were... 1649 01:31:43,917 --> 01:31:45,792 You didn't file a police complaint? 1650 01:31:46,417 --> 01:31:48,458 Does the police listen to people like us, sir? 1651 01:31:49,833 --> 01:31:53,083 - I only told Raja sahib. - [Rannvijay] Yes, it is mine. 1652 01:31:53,583 --> 01:31:55,375 It was stolen from the club cabinet last night. 1653 01:31:55,458 --> 01:31:59,083 You and, uh, Raja ji, what was the nature of your relationship? 1654 01:31:59,208 --> 01:32:02,083 Can the rich and the poor have only one kind of dealing between them? 1655 01:32:02,208 --> 01:32:03,375 Nothing more than that? 1656 01:32:04,417 --> 01:32:07,000 Till date, Raja ji has never been inappropriate with me. 1657 01:32:07,375 --> 01:32:09,792 One second! Are you suggesting that I'm responsible 1658 01:32:09,875 --> 01:32:11,292 for Ajay Kumar's disappearance? 1659 01:32:11,917 --> 01:32:14,833 - And I also killed Guppie? - It certainly entangles everything. 1660 01:32:15,958 --> 01:32:17,875 Next time, don't make the mistake of calling me 1661 01:32:17,958 --> 01:32:19,333 without evidence, inspector. 1662 01:32:21,292 --> 01:32:22,208 Raja ji... 1663 01:32:23,250 --> 01:32:25,083 - those are the government's balls. - [sinister music concludes] 1664 01:32:27,667 --> 01:32:29,458 [tense music playing] 1665 01:32:29,625 --> 01:32:32,333 We're aware that there's Pinko in your house. 1666 01:32:32,625 --> 01:32:35,500 As we speak, our team is already conducting a search. 1667 01:32:38,333 --> 01:32:39,208 Search. 1668 01:32:45,583 --> 01:32:47,708 My son cannot murder anyone! 1669 01:32:49,167 --> 01:32:50,250 And you, madam? 1670 01:32:57,292 --> 01:33:00,792 Rosh Aunty was involved as well. I bet the son had a Pinko pill at night, 1671 01:33:00,875 --> 01:33:02,542 and in the morning, the mother switched the bottles. 1672 01:33:02,708 --> 01:33:05,625 We had sent a team to conduct a search in Yash ji's room. 1673 01:33:06,500 --> 01:33:09,083 - And? - And we found nothing there. 1674 01:33:09,292 --> 01:33:10,333 Not a thing. 1675 01:33:10,833 --> 01:33:13,042 Let's say those photos are from same room, okay? 1676 01:33:13,542 --> 01:33:15,125 Apart from that, we have... 1677 01:33:25,792 --> 01:33:26,833 [Padam] Hey! 1678 01:33:27,958 --> 01:33:30,417 Had a brain wave? Huh? 1679 01:33:35,750 --> 01:33:38,042 [tense music concludes] 1680 01:33:38,208 --> 01:33:39,792 - [faucet running] - [birds chirping] 1681 01:33:39,917 --> 01:33:41,000 What happened? 1682 01:33:45,833 --> 01:33:49,625 You know the earrings that I had given you on your 20th birthday, remember? 1683 01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:52,208 I just saw them in Leo's evidence box. 1684 01:33:53,583 --> 01:33:54,792 That's what happened. 1685 01:33:59,583 --> 01:34:01,000 Akash, it was just physical. 1686 01:34:01,667 --> 01:34:04,708 After Anshul's accident, I just had no idea what was going on. 1687 01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:09,542 I was so disoriented. I would... I would just stay up just crying. 1688 01:34:09,667 --> 01:34:11,375 - I just needed someone... - I hear there are plenty of flights 1689 01:34:11,458 --> 01:34:12,875 between Delhi and Kolkata. 1690 01:34:14,667 --> 01:34:16,292 Do you know how many times I called you? 1691 01:34:18,125 --> 01:34:19,458 Picked up even once? 1692 01:34:24,375 --> 01:34:26,250 My husband had just died, Kashi. 1693 01:34:28,333 --> 01:34:30,458 So, I am really sorry if this was about me. 1694 01:34:33,375 --> 01:34:35,958 And he was there for me. You weren't. 1695 01:34:39,250 --> 01:34:40,292 You know what? 1696 01:34:43,042 --> 01:34:44,208 Fuck you, Todi! 1697 01:34:45,417 --> 01:34:48,750 I wasn't there? I was always there for you! 1698 01:34:49,167 --> 01:34:52,500 Like a fucking fool, always standing next to you. 1699 01:34:53,208 --> 01:34:55,167 Like a fool, I used to keep standing there for you. 1700 01:34:55,667 --> 01:34:57,792 Bambi, I have no idea what it is you want from me. 1701 01:34:59,333 --> 01:35:00,500 This much is clear. 1702 01:35:01,542 --> 01:35:03,083 Three years ago, you were messing around with me. 1703 01:35:03,208 --> 01:35:05,833 Today, you're doing the same thing. I'm done with you! 1704 01:35:08,125 --> 01:35:11,542 You... You know what? You consume my entire life, man! 1705 01:35:12,542 --> 01:35:14,125 And you didn't even realize it! 1706 01:35:16,333 --> 01:35:19,750 Why? Huh? What did I ever do to you? 1707 01:35:23,667 --> 01:35:27,125 [emotional music playing] 1708 01:35:30,583 --> 01:35:32,208 [emotional music concludes] 1709 01:35:33,000 --> 01:35:34,042 [knocking on table] 1710 01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:37,167 [Padam] What was the reason for your husband's death? 1711 01:35:37,917 --> 01:35:39,583 - Sir, I'm trying to... - [Padam] Bambi Madam! 1712 01:35:39,667 --> 01:35:40,875 I want nothing but the truth! 1713 01:35:40,958 --> 01:35:42,750 What's the real reason for your blackmailing? 1714 01:35:42,833 --> 01:35:47,167 Was it your klepto-escapades or your current affair? Hmm? 1715 01:35:47,917 --> 01:35:49,875 Speak up, speak up, speak up! Hmm? 1716 01:35:50,250 --> 01:35:54,000 I didn't give a shit if he told anybody about the affair. 1717 01:35:54,125 --> 01:35:55,250 If you didn't give a shit, 1718 01:35:55,333 --> 01:35:57,792 then why have you been hiding this shit from us all these days? 1719 01:35:58,333 --> 01:35:59,417 Huh? 1720 01:36:01,875 --> 01:36:03,583 Kashi would've found out. 1721 01:36:05,875 --> 01:36:08,875 [sobs] 1722 01:36:10,833 --> 01:36:12,208 [sniffing] 1723 01:36:15,333 --> 01:36:18,417 From now on, you'll stay away from this case. 1724 01:36:18,917 --> 01:36:20,792 [suspenseful music playing] 1725 01:36:21,542 --> 01:36:23,167 - [ACP Bhavani] Please leave. Go. - Uh, I... 1726 01:36:25,083 --> 01:36:26,042 Leave. 1727 01:36:32,417 --> 01:36:34,542 [Padam] Now, even Bambi Todi is a murder suspect. 1728 01:36:34,958 --> 01:36:37,417 For the world, the members of this club are full hi-fi, 1729 01:36:37,542 --> 01:36:39,125 always prancing around. 1730 01:36:39,667 --> 01:36:43,292 But come nighttime, they are worse than the criminal from the ghettos. 1731 01:36:43,750 --> 01:36:46,542 I say the minister should definitely shut down this club. 1732 01:36:46,750 --> 01:36:48,375 I support him fully. 1733 01:37:02,125 --> 01:37:04,333 - [doorbell dinging] - [door opening] 1734 01:37:04,833 --> 01:37:06,167 [music concludes] 1735 01:37:08,583 --> 01:37:09,750 [ACP Bhavani] Never punish the stomach 1736 01:37:09,833 --> 01:37:12,042 for the afflictions of the heart, vakil sahib. 1737 01:37:15,708 --> 01:37:18,375 You know, an octopus has three hearts. 1738 01:37:22,667 --> 01:37:24,083 - Bhai sahib. - [ACP Bhavani] Hmm? 1739 01:37:24,208 --> 01:37:27,208 You must be wondering why I'm serving sautéed beetroot for dinner. 1740 01:37:27,333 --> 01:37:31,083 Oh, no, no. The... beetroots have turned out delicious, madam. 1741 01:37:31,167 --> 01:37:32,250 Really? 1742 01:37:32,375 --> 01:37:35,583 The sight of Guppie Ram's beetroots was very painful! 1743 01:37:35,708 --> 01:37:37,833 - [Mala] Yes. - [ACP Bhavani] They were weird to look at. 1744 01:37:38,042 --> 01:37:40,208 Day and night, he'd keep watering the kitchen gardens. 1745 01:37:40,292 --> 01:37:42,333 Yes! This is exactly where they go wrong. 1746 01:37:42,792 --> 01:37:45,333 So, the thing is, beetroot is a root vegetable. 1747 01:37:45,417 --> 01:37:48,333 Now, beetroot and root vegetables should not be watered too much. 1748 01:37:48,458 --> 01:37:50,208 - But people keep on overwatering. - [dramatic music playing] 1749 01:37:50,292 --> 01:37:53,042 [Mala] What it does is, it makes them soggy. Kind of mushy. 1750 01:37:53,125 --> 01:37:55,000 Are you sure beetroot can handle so much water? 1751 01:37:55,292 --> 01:37:58,667 Guppie Ram ji appears to have fine taste in coffee. 1752 01:38:00,833 --> 01:38:02,458 Who has his pot of sin burst open? 1753 01:38:03,917 --> 01:38:06,083 Forgive me, I have a slight, uh, emergency. 1754 01:38:06,375 --> 01:38:08,333 - [Mala] Bhai sahib, dinner? - [ACP Bhavani] No, no, some other time. 1755 01:38:08,625 --> 01:38:09,792 Some other time. 1756 01:38:11,167 --> 01:38:14,167 Who the hell allowed this? The results are out there, Bhatti! 1757 01:38:14,625 --> 01:38:16,250 Bhenchod, I'll bury you right here! 1758 01:38:16,458 --> 01:38:17,958 - [dramatic music concludes] - [indistinct chatter] 1759 01:38:18,083 --> 01:38:20,792 Kings and queens are things of the past, hukum. 1760 01:38:21,250 --> 01:38:23,083 Don't fuck with me today, Shehnaz! 1761 01:38:23,250 --> 01:38:24,917 - ACP, gold! You found gold... - [shushes] 1762 01:38:25,083 --> 01:38:27,042 [Padam] Madam, please don't get overexcited. 1763 01:38:27,167 --> 01:38:29,958 Careful with the mud. Keep them back. Move back, everyone. 1764 01:38:30,042 --> 01:38:31,875 - Move back. - [indistinct chatter] 1765 01:38:31,958 --> 01:38:33,667 [dramatic music playing] 1766 01:38:34,208 --> 01:38:36,917 [ACP Bhavani] Hmm. Padam. 1767 01:38:39,875 --> 01:38:43,958 [indistinct chatter] 1768 01:38:50,292 --> 01:38:52,458 [ACP Bhavani] Guppie Ram ji wasn't watering the vegetables. 1769 01:38:53,167 --> 01:38:55,167 He was pouring acid into the ground. 1770 01:38:55,417 --> 01:38:58,292 And in the linings, coffee and vinegar. 1771 01:38:58,750 --> 01:39:00,958 So, anything underneath would dissolve quickly. 1772 01:39:01,042 --> 01:39:03,000 That's why those... those beetroots... 1773 01:39:03,125 --> 01:39:05,208 - [pukes] - Madam! Back! Get back. 1774 01:39:05,292 --> 01:39:06,375 - Oh, God! - [ACP Bhavani] Get back. 1775 01:39:06,458 --> 01:39:08,208 - I've been eating beets from here. - Madam, come back. 1776 01:39:08,333 --> 01:39:12,500 [gasps] This is not beetroot. Oh, my God! Cannibals... 1777 01:39:28,583 --> 01:39:30,500 [music concludes] 1778 01:39:34,625 --> 01:39:36,917 Who are here to arrest? Can it wait an hour? 1779 01:39:37,125 --> 01:39:38,167 No, sir, it's urgent. 1780 01:39:38,333 --> 01:39:39,458 - Huh? - Yes. 1781 01:39:40,042 --> 01:39:43,125 You can't just look at a pile of bones and say whether it's my husband or not. 1782 01:39:43,292 --> 01:39:46,208 Madam, can you tell me when was the last time you saw your mister? 1783 01:39:47,208 --> 01:39:49,875 I mean, your husband, when did you see him? 1784 01:39:52,917 --> 01:39:54,583 That would be at didi's anniversary party. 1785 01:39:54,667 --> 01:39:56,750 [Padam] Hmm. Three years ago? 1786 01:39:57,875 --> 01:40:00,375 The same night Raja sahib made tandoori chicken out of him? 1787 01:40:02,333 --> 01:40:03,875 Are you in touch with your in-laws? 1788 01:40:04,500 --> 01:40:08,500 [suspenseful music playing] 1789 01:40:59,167 --> 01:41:01,583 [Krishnan] It's a male, 25 to 30 years. 1790 01:41:02,500 --> 01:41:04,083 Buried for three to four years. 1791 01:41:04,333 --> 01:41:08,333 The death was due to blunt force trauma with some heavy object. 1792 01:41:09,083 --> 01:41:10,417 Right on the face. 1793 01:41:10,500 --> 01:41:12,917 We're trying to locate Ajay Kumar's dental records 1794 01:41:13,000 --> 01:41:14,250 to do a DNA match. 1795 01:41:14,958 --> 01:41:17,083 There's something important I wanted to show you. 1796 01:41:17,833 --> 01:41:22,042 In his left eye socket, I found these tiny, little shards. 1797 01:41:22,417 --> 01:41:24,208 This could be from your murder weapon. 1798 01:41:32,042 --> 01:41:33,917 [music concludes] 1799 01:41:45,583 --> 01:41:48,667 [dramatic music playing] 1800 01:41:56,833 --> 01:41:59,167 Tell me, why was Leo ji blackmailing you? 1801 01:42:01,750 --> 01:42:02,792 Do you see anything? 1802 01:42:04,708 --> 01:42:06,333 There are no bone china cups... 1803 01:42:08,042 --> 01:42:09,250 no Mercedes... 1804 01:42:11,917 --> 01:42:13,167 no elephants either. 1805 01:42:14,917 --> 01:42:18,167 Rannvijay Singh is just a ground-floor tenant of an old mansion. 1806 01:42:21,208 --> 01:42:22,208 That's it. 1807 01:42:23,708 --> 01:42:26,208 All I do is wait for the clock to strike 4:00, ACP, 1808 01:42:27,250 --> 01:42:29,167 when I can go to The Royal Delhi Club... 1809 01:42:30,792 --> 01:42:32,292 and become Raja sahib again. 1810 01:42:32,750 --> 01:42:35,375 And if that scumbag Leo had revealed the truth about me 1811 01:42:35,500 --> 01:42:36,500 in front of everyone, 1812 01:42:37,208 --> 01:42:40,625 then never mind the members, even the staff would have ridiculed me. 1813 01:42:41,333 --> 01:42:43,167 They would've laughed at my 20-rupee tip... 1814 01:42:43,333 --> 01:42:44,708 [breathes shakily] 1815 01:42:45,250 --> 01:42:47,542 ...and thrown 50 rupees at my face instead. 1816 01:42:48,417 --> 01:42:51,583 You are telling the truth, Raja sahib... 1817 01:42:52,875 --> 01:42:54,208 but not the whole truth. 1818 01:42:54,792 --> 01:42:55,833 [sighs] 1819 01:42:56,542 --> 01:42:59,917 [ACP Bhavani] At Leo ji's house, we found several photos like this. 1820 01:43:01,500 --> 01:43:05,083 If anyone would've discovered that a man from the royal family... 1821 01:43:13,667 --> 01:43:15,542 I truly loved my wife very much. 1822 01:43:16,458 --> 01:43:18,292 She was the only one who really knew me. 1823 01:43:19,000 --> 01:43:22,375 Understood me. Please don't tell anyone. 1824 01:43:23,333 --> 01:43:26,625 So, Raja sahib, you were with Thinsuk that night? 1825 01:43:28,750 --> 01:43:31,167 Uh... If you want my advice, then you should... 1826 01:43:31,750 --> 01:43:34,542 fearlessly accept this relationship. This case would... 1827 01:43:34,708 --> 01:43:36,333 I won't be able to live with it. 1828 01:43:36,792 --> 01:43:38,875 I can't do this to someone like Thinsuk. 1829 01:43:42,583 --> 01:43:44,208 His life will be ruined. 1830 01:43:45,333 --> 01:43:49,917 I request you, please give the other photos back to me. 1831 01:43:50,042 --> 01:43:52,250 [breathes shakily] 1832 01:43:53,917 --> 01:43:56,250 I'll consider myself in your debt for life. 1833 01:43:58,625 --> 01:44:00,083 Raja ji, I promise you, 1834 01:44:00,167 --> 01:44:05,500 as soon as we recover more photographs and pictures, I'll give them all to you. 1835 01:44:07,292 --> 01:44:08,333 Meaning? 1836 01:44:15,792 --> 01:44:18,708 Please forgive me, but I have to place you under arrest. 1837 01:44:21,917 --> 01:44:22,958 Come on. 1838 01:44:24,833 --> 01:44:26,042 Just give me a minute. 1839 01:44:41,500 --> 01:44:42,708 Mm-hmm. 1840 01:44:52,625 --> 01:44:53,833 [Cookie] Tanzanite. 1841 01:44:54,667 --> 01:44:57,667 It's very expensive. Pricey, you know. 1842 01:44:57,917 --> 01:44:59,875 That's why I made just two of them. 1843 01:45:00,000 --> 01:45:02,292 - And you sold both of them. - No, no. 1844 01:45:02,375 --> 01:45:04,250 I always gift the special ones. 1845 01:45:05,667 --> 01:45:06,917 Poor Raja sahib. 1846 01:45:07,833 --> 01:45:09,750 After his wife passed away... 1847 01:45:10,917 --> 01:45:14,625 he became very, very lonely. That's when I gifted it to him. 1848 01:45:14,792 --> 01:45:17,792 - The second one? - Not the second. His first wife. 1849 01:45:17,917 --> 01:45:19,708 The second Mother Teresa. 1850 01:45:19,792 --> 01:45:21,542 [reporters] Sir, please tell us something. 1851 01:45:21,625 --> 01:45:23,708 There's no criminal that can escape the Delhi Police. 1852 01:45:23,875 --> 01:45:25,958 Not even the Maharaja of a dilapidated mansion. 1853 01:45:26,125 --> 01:45:27,458 [female reporter] A dilapidated mansion, 1854 01:45:27,625 --> 01:45:30,042 perverted Maharaja turned out to be the murderer. 1855 01:45:30,125 --> 01:45:33,292 Was Raja ji romancing Ganga, who's young enough to be his daughter? 1856 01:45:33,417 --> 01:45:36,125 - I gifted that one as well. - Whom did you gift it to, madam? 1857 01:45:36,208 --> 01:45:38,875 [male reporter] Raja ji buried Ganga's husband, Ajay Kumar, 1858 01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:40,167 in the club ground. 1859 01:45:40,417 --> 01:45:42,625 In the memory of his wife, Vasudha Devi... 1860 01:45:42,708 --> 01:45:44,125 [Rakesh] I'll kill that bastard! 1861 01:45:46,125 --> 01:45:47,333 To whom did you gift the second gift? 1862 01:45:47,417 --> 01:45:49,208 God! My blood pressure is going through the roof. 1863 01:45:49,292 --> 01:45:51,208 - Whom did you give the second... - Don't shout, SP ji! Please leave. 1864 01:45:51,292 --> 01:45:54,667 {\an8}[male reporter 1] Delhi Police has found key evidence against Raja ji. 1865 01:45:54,750 --> 01:45:57,167 {\an8}[male reporter 2] After the argument, it's been three years. 1866 01:45:57,333 --> 01:45:59,417 Ganga's husband, Ajay Kumar, is missing. 1867 01:45:59,542 --> 01:46:01,708 [female reporter 1] Sir, why are you not sharing all the details with us? 1868 01:46:01,917 --> 01:46:03,708 [male reporter 3] Sir, can you give us some more details? 1869 01:46:03,792 --> 01:46:05,417 [chief officer] When the time's right, rest assured, 1870 01:46:05,583 --> 01:46:07,125 we'll share every detail with you. 1871 01:46:07,250 --> 01:46:10,542 Cookie ji, the second Mother Teresa, whom did you give it to? 1872 01:46:10,625 --> 01:46:12,958 [female reporter 3] His ancestral mansion... 1873 01:46:22,875 --> 01:46:23,750 Dogras. 1874 01:46:23,917 --> 01:46:25,792 [female reporter 4] Maharaja Rannvijay Singh... 1875 01:46:27,833 --> 01:46:30,625 - [breathes shakily] - [indistinct chatter] 1876 01:46:32,375 --> 01:46:33,708 - Thank you, Cookie ji. Thank... - [Cookie sighs] 1877 01:46:33,833 --> 01:46:35,958 - [gasps] - [breathes deeply] 1878 01:46:36,250 --> 01:46:38,500 - No, no, SP. - [whimpers] 1879 01:46:38,833 --> 01:46:39,958 [sighs] 1880 01:46:40,917 --> 01:46:43,208 - Hell... Nothing. [chuckles] - What... What are you doing, SP? 1881 01:46:43,542 --> 01:46:47,333 What are you... Katoch sahib is inside. He'll get upset. 1882 01:46:47,750 --> 01:46:49,500 Yeah, Padam, you are ready? 1883 01:46:50,542 --> 01:46:53,125 [grunts] 1884 01:46:54,583 --> 01:46:58,042 Yes, yes! We have got today's biggest breaking news! 1885 01:46:58,208 --> 01:47:01,542 - Ajay Kumar is alive! - Sir, Ajay Kumar is still alive! 1886 01:47:01,667 --> 01:47:02,833 [male reporter 5] What's happening, sir? 1887 01:47:02,958 --> 01:47:04,375 Ajay Kumar in flesh and blood 1888 01:47:04,500 --> 01:47:06,583 stands alive and well right before our eyes! 1889 01:47:06,708 --> 01:47:08,000 So, the question that rises 1890 01:47:08,083 --> 01:47:11,417 is the the skeleton that was found at the RDC belongs to who? 1891 01:47:11,583 --> 01:47:12,708 [dramatic music concludes] 1892 01:47:13,083 --> 01:47:14,375 What could I do here? 1893 01:47:15,417 --> 01:47:17,875 My Mrs. was coochie-cooing with her bosses here. 1894 01:47:17,958 --> 01:47:18,958 Mmm. 1895 01:47:19,125 --> 01:47:22,583 And that bastard lawyer, Dogra, bloody dog! He was hot on my trail. 1896 01:47:24,167 --> 01:47:26,875 So, I disappeared. I could've escaped the police very soon. 1897 01:47:28,208 --> 01:47:29,375 God knows what his deal was. 1898 01:47:29,500 --> 01:47:31,583 Asshole would make my entire stock disappear. 1899 01:47:32,750 --> 01:47:33,792 Pinko. 1900 01:47:35,625 --> 01:47:37,000 Thank you for meeting me. 1901 01:47:42,833 --> 01:47:43,958 You're leaving? 1902 01:47:45,917 --> 01:47:48,375 [emotional music playing] 1903 01:47:52,542 --> 01:47:55,917 ♪ I remember you just as much ♪ 1904 01:47:56,417 --> 01:47:57,708 Yes, I was pretending. 1905 01:48:00,000 --> 01:48:01,333 Nineteen years back... 1906 01:48:03,792 --> 01:48:05,417 I did pretend to drown. 1907 01:48:09,958 --> 01:48:11,792 So that you could come and save me. 1908 01:48:18,292 --> 01:48:20,625 You always landed up to save me, didn't you? 1909 01:48:29,333 --> 01:48:30,542 Kashi, if I pretend... 1910 01:48:31,042 --> 01:48:32,375 [breathes shakily] 1911 01:48:34,292 --> 01:48:36,250 ...once more that I'm drowning... 1912 01:48:38,667 --> 01:48:39,958 would you come and save... 1913 01:48:42,625 --> 01:48:45,125 [cellphone ringing] 1914 01:48:49,583 --> 01:48:51,167 I really have to take this. Sorry. 1915 01:48:51,875 --> 01:48:53,542 [emotional music concludes] 1916 01:48:54,625 --> 01:48:56,958 - Yes, sir. - It's a DNA match, sir. 1917 01:48:57,417 --> 01:48:59,042 [dramatic music playing] 1918 01:48:59,375 --> 01:49:00,958 I found Leo's iPad, bro. 1919 01:49:01,042 --> 01:49:04,083 There are more than 100 photos and videos of those club members. 1920 01:49:05,208 --> 01:49:06,583 You haven't told anyone else, have you? 1921 01:49:07,625 --> 01:49:08,792 [ACP Bhavani] Hello, Bambi ji. 1922 01:49:08,875 --> 01:49:11,500 A few minutes ago, we received the DNA report on the skeleton. 1923 01:49:12,292 --> 01:49:14,375 It's a match with your husband, Anshul. 1924 01:49:15,708 --> 01:49:17,208 Is vakil sahib with you? 1925 01:49:17,625 --> 01:49:19,125 I need to ask him something. 1926 01:49:20,875 --> 01:49:22,417 Hello, Bambi ji, can you hear me? 1927 01:49:24,583 --> 01:49:25,625 [Akash] Do one thing. 1928 01:49:25,958 --> 01:49:28,542 Wait right there. I am coming. Don't go anywhere. 1929 01:49:28,625 --> 01:49:31,083 Bambi ji, I'm asking, is vakil sahib with you right now? 1930 01:49:32,250 --> 01:49:33,292 No. 1931 01:49:42,250 --> 01:49:44,500 [Mala] Okay, it's not nice to keep reminding all the time... 1932 01:49:45,375 --> 01:49:46,542 Where is vakil sahib? 1933 01:49:47,333 --> 01:49:48,833 [Mala] He's gone back to Kolkata. 1934 01:49:49,292 --> 01:49:51,500 - This Koohu Madam, can we get her number? - Number... 1935 01:49:51,583 --> 01:49:54,292 Koohu? But we've never even spoken to her till today. 1936 01:49:54,542 --> 01:49:58,292 Cookie ji had gifted you something. A bust of Mother Teresa. 1937 01:49:58,542 --> 01:50:00,500 - [Balbir] Uh... - Can you tell me where it is? 1938 01:50:00,833 --> 01:50:03,583 That's, uh, been missing for quite some time. 1939 01:50:04,625 --> 01:50:06,042 - Padam. - Yes, sir. 1940 01:50:06,125 --> 01:50:07,917 Vakil sahib hasn't gone to Kolkata. 1941 01:50:08,417 --> 01:50:09,792 - Track his phone. - [Padam] Yes, sir. 1942 01:50:09,875 --> 01:50:11,083 What are you saying? 1943 01:50:20,125 --> 01:50:21,167 Raks! 1944 01:50:21,833 --> 01:50:23,833 [siren wails] 1945 01:50:24,208 --> 01:50:25,833 Shepherd's Orphanage. Send someone immediately! 1946 01:50:32,958 --> 01:50:35,167 What did he want with the Mother Teresa bust, huh? 1947 01:50:38,042 --> 01:50:40,167 [Cookie] Hello? You didn't like my joke or what? 1948 01:50:41,250 --> 01:50:42,708 [pants] 1949 01:50:59,167 --> 01:51:00,542 Where's Warden Raks's room, huh? 1950 01:51:06,583 --> 01:51:10,375 [police sirens wailing] 1951 01:51:12,292 --> 01:51:14,208 [dramatic music concludes] 1952 01:51:14,917 --> 01:51:16,375 ["Awara Hoon" playing] 1953 01:51:16,500 --> 01:51:17,917 [cellphone chimes] 1954 01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:21,917 [cellphones chime] 1955 01:51:22,792 --> 01:51:24,250 ["Awara Hoon" continues] 1956 01:51:28,125 --> 01:51:29,125 [cellphone chimes] 1957 01:51:47,625 --> 01:51:49,083 - [music stops abruptly] - [bell ringing] 1958 01:51:51,208 --> 01:51:52,333 [chuckles] 1959 01:51:56,458 --> 01:51:58,167 [tense music playing] 1960 01:52:01,208 --> 01:52:04,250 Do all of you know what happened once with Padam? 1961 01:52:05,208 --> 01:52:06,958 A case was brought before him. 1962 01:52:07,708 --> 01:52:11,708 A poor rickshaw driver was crushed under a fancy Mercedes. 1963 01:52:13,000 --> 01:52:16,833 Everyone said, "Drop it." "He was a poor man, he was a nobody." 1964 01:52:17,375 --> 01:52:18,458 Padam said, "No!" 1965 01:52:20,167 --> 01:52:22,792 The value of a car can be high or low. 1966 01:52:22,875 --> 01:52:26,500 But the value of the lives inside either is always equal. 1967 01:52:28,750 --> 01:52:29,792 In your world, 1968 01:52:30,083 --> 01:52:32,625 there may be a distinction between higher, lower, rich, poor. 1969 01:52:33,000 --> 01:52:36,667 But today, in this assembly, you are all equal. 1970 01:52:37,375 --> 01:52:40,458 So, please be seated. Those standing, please sit. 1971 01:52:48,500 --> 01:52:49,708 Hmm. 1972 01:52:50,833 --> 01:52:52,042 Now, it looks democratic. 1973 01:52:52,208 --> 01:52:54,750 Arey, stop it! He's called me here! 1974 01:52:54,917 --> 01:52:57,000 [grunts] SP! 1975 01:52:57,958 --> 01:52:59,750 I don't remember inviting you here. 1976 01:53:01,583 --> 01:53:03,542 - I know. - [sighs] 1977 01:53:04,333 --> 01:53:06,583 - I'm here for you, Rosh. - I'm okay. Okay. I'm okay. 1978 01:53:16,125 --> 01:53:18,833 Shehnaz ji, I caught onto your lie 1979 01:53:19,000 --> 01:53:21,292 the moment you spoke to me about the riots. 1980 01:53:21,375 --> 01:53:23,250 I'd like to see him give birth to a child 1981 01:53:23,333 --> 01:53:25,958 in a burning ghetto after a 14-hour painful labor. 1982 01:53:26,250 --> 01:53:29,500 And that too when rioters armed with swords are banging on your door! 1983 01:53:29,583 --> 01:53:30,708 And then... 1984 01:53:31,083 --> 01:53:35,333 So, the riots that fit your story are the Mumbai riots of 1992. 1985 01:53:36,208 --> 01:53:38,042 That year, your age was... 1986 01:53:38,583 --> 01:53:41,875 Forgive me, uh, I am about to mention a lady's age. 1987 01:53:42,500 --> 01:53:43,875 Sixteen years, 1988 01:53:44,625 --> 01:53:47,583 which does not match the present ages of your daughters. 1989 01:53:58,208 --> 01:54:00,917 Ammi didn't even let me see my baby's face. 1990 01:54:01,750 --> 01:54:06,250 But I found out that he was placed in Shepherd's Home Orphanage. 1991 01:54:07,458 --> 01:54:09,417 As I progressed forward in my career... 1992 01:54:10,875 --> 01:54:11,917 I always tried... 1993 01:54:13,250 --> 01:54:14,708 never to turn and look back. 1994 01:54:15,708 --> 01:54:17,833 But I kept making donations to Shepherd's. 1995 01:54:18,625 --> 01:54:20,417 [breathes deeply] 1996 01:54:21,208 --> 01:54:22,667 Then, one day, Leo showed up. 1997 01:54:23,542 --> 01:54:25,375 And he knew about who my son was. 1998 01:54:27,167 --> 01:54:31,417 He had some photos with him. And he began to blackmail me. 1999 01:54:32,542 --> 01:54:33,917 His only condition was... 2000 01:54:34,958 --> 01:54:37,042 that I accept my son in front of everyone, 2001 01:54:37,167 --> 01:54:39,667 or else he'd reveal everything to my daughters. 2002 01:54:40,958 --> 01:54:43,125 So, today, I did that myself. 2003 01:54:46,333 --> 01:54:48,000 [sighs] 2004 01:55:06,250 --> 01:55:11,208 [sobs] 2005 01:55:14,792 --> 01:55:17,667 [sobs] 2006 01:55:27,333 --> 01:55:29,458 - [sniffs, sobs] - [kisses] 2007 01:55:34,375 --> 01:55:35,792 Perhaps not Shehnaz ji... 2008 01:55:37,125 --> 01:55:39,333 but Leo ji was blackmailing Raja ji. 2009 01:55:39,917 --> 01:55:41,667 Only for money and nothing else. 2010 01:55:42,417 --> 01:55:44,458 [Rannvijay] I can't do this to someone like Thinsuk. 2011 01:55:44,958 --> 01:55:46,417 [sobs] 2012 01:55:47,083 --> 01:55:48,458 His life will be ruined. 2013 01:55:49,250 --> 01:55:51,583 That's got nothing to do with this murder. 2014 01:55:52,625 --> 01:55:53,958 It's his personal matter. 2015 01:55:55,792 --> 01:55:58,583 Whatever his personal matter may be, who cares? 2016 01:55:59,333 --> 01:56:03,125 But Guppie Ram was killed by his gun, I'm sure. 2017 01:56:03,250 --> 01:56:05,333 [sniffs, clears throat] 2018 01:56:07,542 --> 01:56:11,167 I regret to inform you... that was a suicide. 2019 01:56:11,333 --> 01:56:12,542 [gunshot] 2020 01:56:12,833 --> 01:56:13,917 [ACP Bhavani] The forensic evidence 2021 01:56:14,000 --> 01:56:16,125 and the blood splatter reports suitably prove it. 2022 01:56:16,250 --> 01:56:19,292 Forensics also revealed an astonishing fact to us. 2023 01:56:20,125 --> 01:56:22,917 The identity of the corpse buried in the kitchen garden. 2024 01:56:23,500 --> 01:56:25,125 I've already informed Bambi ji. 2025 01:56:26,083 --> 01:56:29,000 It was her husband Anshul ji's body. 2026 01:56:29,667 --> 01:56:32,625 The DNA has been matched with both his parents. 2027 01:56:33,167 --> 01:56:36,208 Anshul ji's skeleton also provided another detail. 2028 01:56:36,292 --> 01:56:39,500 Cause of death, a powerful blow to the head. 2029 01:56:39,583 --> 01:56:41,917 He was attacked. By whom? 2030 01:56:43,083 --> 01:56:44,708 - Padam. - [Padam] Yes, sir. 2031 01:56:45,750 --> 01:56:48,250 "I am sorry for everything, Bambi." 2032 01:56:48,875 --> 01:56:50,625 "I love you." "I always have." 2033 01:56:50,708 --> 01:56:53,875 [ACP Bhavani] Yesterday, Yash attempted to kill himself. 2034 01:56:54,375 --> 01:56:57,000 By overdosing on drugs. Right now, he's in a coma. 2035 01:56:57,458 --> 01:57:01,375 Since childhood, Yash ji had a soft corner for Bambi. 2036 01:57:01,542 --> 01:57:05,833 We also discovered that he would stalk her and secretly spy on her. 2037 01:57:18,083 --> 01:57:21,042 Yash baba could not stand it when Bambi chose another, 2038 01:57:21,125 --> 01:57:25,083 and that is why he decided to remove Anshul ji from the picture. 2039 01:57:25,875 --> 01:57:28,292 It was impossible to accomplish this task alone. 2040 01:57:28,917 --> 01:57:31,375 His accomplice turned out to be Guppie Ram ji. 2041 01:57:32,958 --> 01:57:35,083 - Druggie bastard! - Shut up! 2042 01:57:35,500 --> 01:57:36,542 Just shut up! 2043 01:57:36,875 --> 01:57:39,625 I knew this is what you people would say! I knew it! 2044 01:57:40,833 --> 01:57:44,875 This is why today, I left Yashu half dead in the hospital and came here! 2045 01:57:45,167 --> 01:57:47,792 You're a bunch of scumbags! Bloody scumbags! 2046 01:57:48,417 --> 01:57:51,458 Nobody cares for anyone here! Everyone is... 2047 01:57:52,042 --> 01:57:55,083 Don't, don't. I know. I know exactly what you guys 2048 01:57:55,208 --> 01:57:57,375 are saying about me behind my back. 2049 01:57:58,167 --> 01:58:00,625 [sobs] Cow dung. Gold-digger! 2050 01:58:00,875 --> 01:58:02,208 Cheap leach! 2051 01:58:02,333 --> 01:58:04,042 - Rosh... - Arey, stop it! 2052 01:58:05,083 --> 01:58:07,792 My favorite. Blood-sucker pussy. 2053 01:58:08,833 --> 01:58:12,125 Fine! Today I'll show you what a wild cat I am! 2054 01:58:12,208 --> 01:58:14,083 Anyone dare bad-mouth my Yash, 2055 01:58:14,167 --> 01:58:16,167 I'll claw them to pieces. Won't spare anyone! 2056 01:58:16,250 --> 01:58:19,667 - Roshni ji, please calm down. - [breathes shakily] 2057 01:58:20,125 --> 01:58:23,500 Fine, let us assume Yash ji is not the killer. 2058 01:58:25,375 --> 01:58:26,958 This is, uh, Leo ji's tab. 2059 01:58:27,042 --> 01:58:29,333 Leo ji kept the camera on at all times 2060 01:58:29,417 --> 01:58:32,250 so that he could capture the weaknesses of his next victim 2061 01:58:32,333 --> 01:58:33,667 and then use it to blackmail them. 2062 01:58:33,750 --> 01:58:36,333 Observe the date and time stamp on this video. 2063 01:58:36,417 --> 01:58:40,917 It's from the night of Bambi ji's and Anshul ji's anniversary, 2:30 a.m. 2064 01:58:41,000 --> 01:58:44,042 This video revealed to us a very highly intriguing detail. 2065 01:58:44,375 --> 01:58:47,292 That perhaps... [chuckles] ...escaped even Leo's notice. 2066 01:58:47,417 --> 01:58:49,625 Look here. Far behind at the parking lot, 2067 01:58:49,833 --> 01:58:54,083 there's a car standing here that has a prominent dent in the rear. 2068 01:58:55,000 --> 01:58:57,875 Even from here, we can clearly tell whose car this is. 2069 01:58:57,958 --> 01:58:59,167 Vakil sahib's. 2070 01:59:03,458 --> 01:59:07,208 Vakil sahib may have left that anniversary party early. 2071 01:59:07,292 --> 01:59:09,292 - That's possible. - [Anshul] Bastard, wait! 2072 01:59:09,417 --> 01:59:11,708 [ACP Bhavani] But he was back again later that night. 2073 01:59:12,625 --> 01:59:15,792 Not thinking straight, heady from alcohol and anger. 2074 01:59:19,042 --> 01:59:20,375 [knocking on door] 2075 01:59:22,167 --> 01:59:24,792 [ACP Bhavani] It was impossible for him to bury the body alone. 2076 01:59:25,292 --> 01:59:27,000 That's how drunk he was. 2077 01:59:27,625 --> 01:59:29,958 Then he found an accomplice in Guppie Ram ji. 2078 01:59:32,375 --> 01:59:33,417 And coincidentally, 2079 01:59:33,500 --> 01:59:37,375 the bus taking Anshul ji and his friends to the mountains fell into a gorge. 2080 01:59:37,500 --> 01:59:41,417 And no one even realized anything. Anshul ji never boarded that bus. 2081 01:59:43,917 --> 01:59:47,583 Yes, I did go that night, back to the club, to meet Bambi. 2082 01:59:47,750 --> 01:59:50,750 I knocked on the door, nobody answered, so I went back home, okay? 2083 01:59:51,250 --> 01:59:53,083 This bullshit yarn you're spinning... 2084 01:59:53,167 --> 01:59:54,875 might work here, but it won't hold in court. 2085 01:59:55,500 --> 01:59:57,667 That's what you think. It'll hold fine. 2086 02:00:00,417 --> 02:00:04,917 The CCTV footage from that night, that is October 12th, has been deleted. 2087 02:00:07,167 --> 02:00:10,542 Your murder weapon, the Mother Teresa bust, 2088 02:00:10,833 --> 02:00:12,958 has been missing from your home for three years. 2089 02:00:13,458 --> 02:00:15,167 While conducting your raids on Ajay Kumar, 2090 02:00:15,292 --> 02:00:17,542 you also came across several sources of Pinko. 2091 02:00:17,625 --> 02:00:19,292 - [scoffs] - [tense music concludes] 2092 02:00:19,542 --> 02:00:21,042 Sir, but Yash's letter. 2093 02:00:22,833 --> 02:00:24,458 He has confessed, hasn't he? 2094 02:00:24,750 --> 02:00:28,208 Whether he wrote it himself or vakil sahib forced him to write it, 2095 02:00:28,292 --> 02:00:29,625 we may never know, Bambi ji. 2096 02:00:31,583 --> 02:00:34,125 But Kashi wasn't even at the club, sir. 2097 02:00:35,875 --> 02:00:38,000 How could he have switched the protein bottles? 2098 02:00:38,083 --> 02:00:41,625 So, he didn't do it. Guppie Ram ji switched them. 2099 02:00:42,500 --> 02:00:47,458 And that's how that bottle came in contact with Prince Harry, the cat. 2100 02:00:48,750 --> 02:00:50,333 My apologies, vakil sahib. 2101 02:00:51,375 --> 02:00:52,500 [Padam] Let's go. 2102 02:00:56,542 --> 02:00:57,708 Come on, come on. Get up. 2103 02:00:57,792 --> 02:01:01,542 ♪ Oh Lord, my Almighty! ♪ 2104 02:01:02,875 --> 02:01:09,542 ♪ Born to one, now taken away by another ♪ 2105 02:01:09,917 --> 02:01:12,042 - You pulled a miracle today, sir ji. - Hmm. 2106 02:01:12,333 --> 02:01:16,042 You nabbed the killer, saved the fake Raja ji, 2107 02:01:16,333 --> 02:01:19,000 and to top it all, compelled everyone to revealing everything. 2108 02:01:19,292 --> 02:01:20,167 Sir. 2109 02:01:22,375 --> 02:01:24,833 All the knots are not yet untangled, Padam. 2110 02:01:25,875 --> 02:01:27,708 - Ji? - ACP sir! 2111 02:01:29,250 --> 02:01:30,667 Hmm. 2112 02:01:31,917 --> 02:01:33,458 Now, the knots unravel. 2113 02:01:39,417 --> 02:01:41,417 [tense music playing] 2114 02:01:50,917 --> 02:01:53,083 [Bambi] I need to tell you something, ACP sir. 2115 02:01:55,208 --> 02:01:56,458 I loved the club. 2116 02:01:57,333 --> 02:02:00,875 I know a person like you will never understand... 2117 02:02:01,833 --> 02:02:04,167 I love each and every thing about RDC. 2118 02:02:04,917 --> 02:02:07,000 It's a privileged world I was born into. 2119 02:02:07,458 --> 02:02:08,958 And it's the only world I have known. 2120 02:02:16,833 --> 02:02:23,333 {\an8}♪ Oh Lord, my Almighty! ♪ 2121 02:02:24,917 --> 02:02:30,042 {\an8}♪ Born to one, now taken away by another ♪ 2122 02:02:30,125 --> 02:02:32,042 [Bambi] So many of us have nowhere else to go. 2123 02:02:32,792 --> 02:02:35,208 We're all so terrified of the real world... 2124 02:02:36,417 --> 02:02:38,417 that we make the club our whole world. 2125 02:02:39,333 --> 02:02:44,125 It's my home. My prison. And what a beautiful fucking prison. 2126 02:02:45,500 --> 02:02:47,000 [door creaks] 2127 02:03:00,917 --> 02:03:03,500 Anshul was the perfect husband material. 2128 02:03:03,708 --> 02:03:07,083 Sweet, dependable, rich, et cetera, et cetera. 2129 02:03:07,542 --> 02:03:09,125 There was just one problem. 2130 02:03:10,458 --> 02:03:11,708 He was not Kashi. 2131 02:03:13,542 --> 02:03:15,375 I just needed one thing from him. 2132 02:03:15,875 --> 02:03:18,667 We needed to look like the perfect couple. That's all. 2133 02:03:18,875 --> 02:03:20,167 You know, for the club. 2134 02:03:21,167 --> 02:03:22,708 But he couldn't even manage that. 2135 02:03:23,667 --> 02:03:26,000 [dramatic music playing] 2136 02:03:33,458 --> 02:03:36,833 You're leaving me? Huh? You're leaving me for a maid? 2137 02:03:37,708 --> 02:03:40,417 For a fucking maid, Anshul? 2138 02:03:40,500 --> 02:03:42,167 {\an8}[Anshul] I left you a long time ago, Bambi. 2139 02:03:43,250 --> 02:03:47,208 - And like I said, I fucking love her. - [Bambi] I don't care if you love her! 2140 02:03:47,333 --> 02:03:50,250 Love her, fuck her, do whatever the fuck you want! 2141 02:03:50,500 --> 02:03:52,083 But do it in your room! 2142 02:03:52,375 --> 02:03:54,375 The world... Fuck the world! 2143 02:03:54,458 --> 02:03:58,083 The club cannot find out about this! Do you understand... 2144 02:03:58,250 --> 02:04:00,375 Is that the only thing that you give a fuck about? 2145 02:04:00,500 --> 02:04:01,750 Look at your mom and dad's situation. 2146 02:04:01,875 --> 02:04:03,708 Even after that, you haven't figured it out? 2147 02:04:04,458 --> 02:04:09,667 You're so fucking selfish, Anshul! You're so fucking selfish! 2148 02:04:10,958 --> 02:04:14,375 Have you even thought about Ganga? You think people will accept her? 2149 02:04:14,458 --> 02:04:17,042 She won't even get membership at the club, Anshul. 2150 02:04:17,125 --> 02:04:18,708 You're so stupid! 2151 02:04:18,792 --> 02:04:22,000 Do you really think I give a fuck if she gets a membership? 2152 02:04:22,083 --> 02:04:23,750 - You should give a fuck! - I don't! 2153 02:04:24,208 --> 02:04:26,917 [sobs] "I love her." 2154 02:04:27,125 --> 02:04:29,042 Marriage is about love, not status. 2155 02:04:30,083 --> 02:04:33,792 Love and marriage have nothing to do with each other, Anshul! 2156 02:04:34,042 --> 02:04:36,208 How could that fool know what love feels like? 2157 02:04:37,375 --> 02:04:38,708 Look at me, sir. 2158 02:04:39,167 --> 02:04:42,167 I madly loved Kashi, but I didn't marry him. 2159 02:04:42,458 --> 02:04:46,000 You need to understand what I'm saying. No one is going to accept her. 2160 02:04:46,500 --> 02:04:47,542 Listen to me. 2161 02:04:47,792 --> 02:04:51,750 - We have a perfect marriage. - We don't, Bambi. 2162 02:04:51,833 --> 02:04:54,250 - Are you fucking hearing yourself? - [glass smashes] 2163 02:04:54,333 --> 02:05:00,208 We have a perfect marriage, Anshul. 2164 02:05:00,958 --> 02:05:02,083 We don't. 2165 02:05:03,083 --> 02:05:07,833 It doesn't matter, Anshul. It doesn't fucking matter! 2166 02:05:08,000 --> 02:05:10,000 How are love and marriage connected? 2167 02:05:10,500 --> 02:05:14,083 Kashi is a chutiya too. He just never understood this. 2168 02:05:14,875 --> 02:05:17,500 - Anshul, please listen to me. - [Anshul] You listen to me. 2169 02:05:19,250 --> 02:05:22,250 The divorce papers are almost ready. Once I come back from my... 2170 02:05:26,625 --> 02:05:28,542 [Bambi] Getting Guppie to help was easy. 2171 02:05:29,042 --> 02:05:31,417 I just told him Anshul had raped Ganga. 2172 02:05:33,083 --> 02:05:35,750 I loved Guppie a lot. I promise. 2173 02:05:36,833 --> 02:05:40,750 But in the end, these folks can never be us. 2174 02:05:43,000 --> 02:05:46,250 They don't have it in them to know what's good and what's bad for them. 2175 02:05:50,333 --> 02:05:53,250 But Leo did, though. Bastard. 2176 02:05:53,500 --> 02:05:56,542 [whistles] 2177 02:05:57,167 --> 02:05:59,167 [Bambi] Once you've taken one life, 2178 02:06:00,208 --> 02:06:02,583 murder becomes a part of your list of solutions. 2179 02:06:09,000 --> 02:06:10,042 [meows] 2180 02:06:32,375 --> 02:06:34,875 ["Awara Hoon" playing on cellphone] 2181 02:06:37,583 --> 02:06:40,292 - Arey, do you hear that song? - What song? 2182 02:06:41,000 --> 02:06:42,250 Where is it playing from? 2183 02:06:54,875 --> 02:06:56,583 [Bambi] It's not your fault, Guppie. 2184 02:06:57,000 --> 02:06:58,208 You're not well, you know? 2185 02:07:01,333 --> 02:07:02,333 That's why. 2186 02:07:04,792 --> 02:07:06,458 I'm like a daughter to you, aren't I? 2187 02:07:07,083 --> 02:07:08,375 Would you like it... 2188 02:07:10,208 --> 02:07:12,542 if you're the reason I'm sentenced to death? 2189 02:07:33,917 --> 02:07:37,750 I know if you had the means, you'd save me for sure. 2190 02:07:44,000 --> 02:07:46,667 If only that stupid Yash had not cleaned out the Pinko 2191 02:07:46,792 --> 02:07:47,833 I had planted, 2192 02:07:48,583 --> 02:07:51,208 he'd be in jail, not in the ICU. 2193 02:07:53,000 --> 02:07:54,750 Everything would've been sorted out. 2194 02:07:55,417 --> 02:07:58,375 But then you came along with your middle-class interference. 2195 02:08:05,958 --> 02:08:07,542 [ACP Bhavani] Now, it's my turn, Bambi ji. 2196 02:08:08,667 --> 02:08:11,333 The knots will unravel only when we talk. 2197 02:08:13,625 --> 02:08:16,417 - Yes, dadi. - Return gift. 2198 02:08:17,917 --> 02:08:19,583 {\an8}I returned the gift. 2199 02:08:20,083 --> 02:08:24,833 {\an8}All night, that bust used to stare at me like an owl. 2200 02:08:25,375 --> 02:08:29,042 So, to whom did you give that bust as a return gift? 2201 02:08:29,125 --> 02:08:30,875 To that Todi's daughter. 2202 02:08:35,917 --> 02:08:37,500 Looks like you've been on that train. 2203 02:08:37,917 --> 02:08:39,458 Kashi would've found out. 2204 02:08:40,583 --> 02:08:42,458 [ACP Bhavani] That tingling in my belly, 2205 02:08:42,750 --> 02:08:45,250 and the way you were buzzing like a bee around this case, 2206 02:08:45,375 --> 02:08:49,875 both seemed to clearly tell me that you were the murderer. 2207 02:08:50,833 --> 02:08:53,667 If you need anything at all, just give me a call. I'll sign for it. 2208 02:08:53,792 --> 02:08:56,792 [ACP Bhavani] But I didn't have any strong evidence against you. 2209 02:08:57,333 --> 02:09:01,083 And suddenly, it occurred to me. I had an ace up my sleeve. 2210 02:09:01,625 --> 02:09:02,583 Vakil sahib. 2211 02:09:10,375 --> 02:09:12,000 [tense music concludes] 2212 02:09:14,500 --> 02:09:17,917 [ACP Bhavani] No matter how low a person stoops, 2213 02:09:18,625 --> 02:09:21,042 when it comes to matters of the heart, 2214 02:09:21,500 --> 02:09:25,292 the benevolence inside him instinctively takes charge. 2215 02:09:26,792 --> 02:09:27,792 Didn't I tell you... 2216 02:09:28,625 --> 02:09:31,333 the world's greatest mystery... 2217 02:09:32,250 --> 02:09:33,375 is love? 2218 02:09:42,958 --> 02:09:48,000 ♪ The more I try to forget you ♪ 2219 02:09:48,792 --> 02:09:53,125 ♪ I remember you just as much ♪ 2220 02:09:53,208 --> 02:09:58,042 ♪ The more I try to forget you ♪ 2221 02:09:58,958 --> 02:10:03,500 ♪ I remember you just as much ♪ 2222 02:10:04,042 --> 02:10:07,625 ♪ My life slips away ♪ 2223 02:10:07,750 --> 02:10:09,125 [Bambi] But professor sahib. 2224 02:10:10,125 --> 02:10:11,708 All is not lost. 2225 02:10:13,583 --> 02:10:14,958 And that's why I know... 2226 02:10:15,833 --> 02:10:20,917 I'll find a good lawyer, one who'll come to meet me every day. 2227 02:10:22,000 --> 02:10:23,125 For years to come. 2228 02:10:28,875 --> 02:10:30,167 - Do one thing. - Yes. 2229 02:10:30,250 --> 02:10:32,083 - You know, you get these large plants... - [Balbir chuckles] Yes. 2230 02:10:32,208 --> 02:10:33,708 [grandmother] The rats will come and eat them up. 2231 02:10:34,375 --> 02:10:35,875 [Mala] If we grow carrots, we'll get great results. 2232 02:10:35,958 --> 02:10:38,208 - [Balbir] And you'll make delicious halwa. - [Mala chuckles] 2233 02:10:38,375 --> 02:10:39,958 [grandmother] No, I'll make the halwa. 2234 02:10:40,250 --> 02:10:41,458 [tires screech] 2235 02:10:45,625 --> 02:10:50,000 Vakil sahib, do not take up Bambi ji's case. 2236 02:10:52,542 --> 02:10:54,542 Why did you rush to the orphanage that night? 2237 02:10:54,750 --> 02:10:57,208 To see whether or not Bambi left any evidence? 2238 02:10:58,958 --> 02:11:00,625 If she had, what then? 2239 02:11:03,042 --> 02:11:04,250 [car door closing] 2240 02:11:06,833 --> 02:11:09,000 Vakil sahib, you seem to have a big heart. 2241 02:11:10,292 --> 02:11:11,542 Shrink it a little. 2242 02:11:12,417 --> 02:11:14,750 Go back to that Bengali maid in Kolkata. 2243 02:11:15,708 --> 02:11:16,750 Bye. 2244 02:11:19,917 --> 02:11:21,000 Vakil sahib! 2245 02:11:22,292 --> 02:11:24,375 This Koohu ji does exist, right? 2246 02:11:32,000 --> 02:11:33,708 [dramatic music playing] 2247 02:11:34,542 --> 02:11:38,250 This matter was more complicated than our previous cases, Padam. 2248 02:11:38,917 --> 02:11:41,917 We were not just solving only a murder case, 2249 02:11:42,458 --> 02:11:45,167 but also untangling the knots of a love story. 2250 02:11:45,500 --> 02:11:46,875 A peculiar love story. 2251 02:11:47,875 --> 02:11:49,042 - [Padam] Sir. - [ACP Bhavani] Hmm? 2252 02:11:49,167 --> 02:11:51,250 - [Padam] Should I park it? - No, no, no, no. I will park it. 2253 02:11:51,333 --> 02:11:53,500 You, please locate to the chat protocol. 2254 02:11:58,208 --> 02:11:59,417 Hmm. 2255 02:12:00,292 --> 02:12:01,917 [Padam] Yeah, a little more spice. 2256 02:12:05,250 --> 02:12:09,625 [indistinct chatter] 2257 02:12:11,458 --> 02:12:15,750 Do you all know what happened to Padam once upon a time? 2258 02:12:17,083 --> 02:12:18,667 [bell ringing] 2259 02:12:18,917 --> 02:12:21,042 [soft, dramatic music playing] 2260 02:13:18,292 --> 02:13:20,333 [music concludes] 2261 02:13:21,333 --> 02:13:23,208 [ambient music playing] 2262 02:13:54,500 --> 02:14:00,250 ♪ Milk churn! ♪ 2263 02:14:02,083 --> 02:14:09,000 ♪ Oh Lord, my Almighty! ♪ 2264 02:14:10,167 --> 02:14:17,167 ♪ Born to one, now taken away by another ♪ 2265 02:20:40,125 --> 02:20:41,625 [music concludes]