1 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,041 MAN'S VOICE: Solving the following riddle 2 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,677 will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, 3 00:00:22,833 --> 00:00:24,970 assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt. 4 00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:28,168 Say you have an ax... just a cheap one from Home Depot. 5 00:00:28,334 --> 00:00:30,709 (CHOPPING) - On one bitter winter day 6 00:00:30,867 --> 00:00:32,674 you use said ax to behead a man. (GRUNTING) 7 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:35,141 Don't worry... the man's already dead. 8 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:38,141 Maybe you should worry, 'cause you're the one who shot him. 9 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:39,971 He'd been a big twitchy guy 10 00:00:40,133 --> 00:00:42,838 with veined skin stretched over swollen biceps, 11 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,478 tattoo of a swastika on his tongue. 12 00:00:44,633 --> 00:00:46,202 And you're chopping off his head because 13 00:00:46,367 --> 00:00:48,311 even with eight bullet holes in him, 14 00:00:48,467 --> 00:00:50,240 you're pretty sure he's about to spring back to his feet 15 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,536 and eat the look of terror right off your face. 16 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:54,803 You now have a broken ax. 17 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:58,241 - So you go to the hardware store... (BELL JINGLES) 18 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:02,901 ...explaining away the dark reddish stains on the handle as barbeque sauce. 19 00:01:03,067 --> 00:01:05,409 (RAIN PATTERING) - The repaired ax sits undisturbed 20 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,169 in your house until the next spring 21 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:09,743 - when one rainy morning... (CHITTERING) 22 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:13,742 So you grab your trusty ax and chop the thing into several pieces. 23 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:16,071 (CLANGS) - On the last blow, however... 24 00:01:16,234 --> 00:01:19,235 Of course a chipped head means yet another trip to the hardware store. 25 00:01:22,167 --> 00:01:25,168 As soon as you get home with your newly-headed ax though... 26 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:30,244 (GROANING) - You meet the reanimated body 27 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,139 of the guy you beheaded last year, 28 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:35,335 only he's got a new head stitched on with what looks like 29 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:38,569 plastic weed-trimmer line and wears that unique expression 30 00:01:38,733 --> 00:01:40,904 of you're-the-man-who-killed-me- last-winter resentment 31 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:43,011 that one so rarely encounters in everyday life. 32 00:01:43,167 --> 00:01:44,838 So you brandish your ax. 33 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:49,001 (RASPY) That's the ax that slayed me. 34 00:01:50,967 --> 00:01:52,569 MAN'S VOICE: Is he right? 35 00:01:52,733 --> 00:01:55,041 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 36 00:02:09,334 --> 00:02:11,312 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 37 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,369 (DISTANT BARKING) 38 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:28,244 (FIGURINE SQUEAKING) 39 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:37,902 DAVE'S VOICE: My name is David Wong. 40 00:02:38,067 --> 00:02:40,204 I once saw a man's kidney grow tentacles, 41 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:42,470 tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back 42 00:02:42,633 --> 00:02:44,508 and go slapping across my kitchen floor. 43 00:02:44,666 --> 00:02:46,701 But that's another story. 44 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:49,640 (INHALES DEEPLY, GASPS) 45 00:02:51,133 --> 00:02:52,804 More side effects. 46 00:02:52,967 --> 00:02:55,343 It's always like this when I'm on the Sauce. 47 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,139 - I dosed six hours ago. (PLATE CLINKS) 48 00:02:59,033 --> 00:03:02,738 My count had 5,829 grains of rice on her plate. 49 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:05,208 The rice was grown in Arkansas. The guy who ran 50 00:03:05,367 --> 00:03:07,402 the John Deere harvester was nicknamed Cooler. 51 00:03:07,566 --> 00:03:09,340 (SQUEAKING) 52 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:14,005 I'm not a genius. I'm not a psychic either. 53 00:03:14,167 --> 00:03:15,735 Just side effects, that's all. 54 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:17,639 (MAN'S VOICE, DISTORTED) David Wong? 55 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,869 (NORMAL VOICE) David Wong? 56 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,204 What, did you doze off there? 57 00:03:22,367 --> 00:03:25,674 Hey, you're... you're Arnie, right? 58 00:03:25,833 --> 00:03:28,209 Arnie Blondestone. Sorry I'm late. 59 00:03:28,367 --> 00:03:30,742 You don't look Asian, Mr. Wong. 60 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:34,503 I'm not. I was born right here. 61 00:03:34,666 --> 00:03:37,385 Had my last name changed though. Thought it'd make me harder to find. 62 00:03:37,533 --> 00:03:40,478 You know that Wong is the most common surname in the world? 63 00:03:40,633 --> 00:03:43,168 Mmm. Is your family still around? 64 00:03:43,334 --> 00:03:46,641 No, I was adopted. I never knew my real dad. 65 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,641 You could be my dad for all I know. 66 00:03:51,033 --> 00:03:52,306 Are you my dad? 67 00:03:52,467 --> 00:03:54,467 Uh... (CHUCKLES) 68 00:03:54,633 --> 00:03:55,872 I don't think so, no. 69 00:03:56,033 --> 00:03:58,738 Anyway, my adopted family moved away. 70 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:01,242 I won't tell you where they went, but... 71 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,173 get out your pen, 'cause you're gonna wanna write this down. 72 00:04:04,334 --> 00:04:07,403 My biological mom, she was institutionalized. 73 00:04:07,566 --> 00:04:08,976 Must've been hard. 74 00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:11,372 She was a strung-out, crank-addicted cannibal, 75 00:04:11,533 --> 00:04:14,534 dabbled in vampirism and necromancy. 76 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:17,178 Blew her welfare check every month on black candles. 77 00:04:17,334 --> 00:04:19,902 Really? And I thought my mom was bad 78 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:22,544 because she wouldn't let me watch "Space Ghost." 79 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:26,008 - You pulling my leg? - No, this is just what I do 80 00:04:26,167 --> 00:04:30,077 when I get nervous. Um, she was bipolar, that's all. 81 00:04:30,234 --> 00:04:32,871 Couldn't keep a house. But isn't the other story better though? 82 00:04:33,033 --> 00:04:35,636 - I think you should use that. - I thought you wanted 83 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,142 to get the truth out, your side of it. 84 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:41,403 If not, what are we even doing here, Mr. Wong? 85 00:04:41,566 --> 00:04:44,840 You're right. Sorry. 86 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,534 So you guys are... you're what? 87 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:49,701 You're some kind of spiritualists? 88 00:04:49,867 --> 00:04:51,811 Exorcists? Something like that? 89 00:04:51,967 --> 00:04:54,968 DAVE'S VOICE: I could blow your world away, Arnie. 90 00:04:55,133 --> 00:04:57,133 If I show you what's in this container, 91 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:59,175 you'll never feel at one with the human race 92 00:04:59,334 --> 00:05:00,811 until the day you die. 93 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,138 You ever shit yourself, Arnie? 94 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:06,471 'Cause you would've if you'd been there last night. 95 00:05:06,633 --> 00:05:09,509 (CELLPHONE RINGING) (MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 96 00:05:12,067 --> 00:05:15,840 MAN ON TV: He's a seeker of truth in an age of fear. 97 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,841 (MAN 2 WHISPERS) Marconi. MAN: - He is willing to face down 98 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,978 - the legions of evil. MAN 2: - Marconi. 99 00:05:22,133 --> 00:05:24,236 MAN: He will help his fellow man 100 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,741 to find a path into the light. 101 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:28,310 MAN 2: Marconi. 102 00:05:31,533 --> 00:05:33,533 (CELLPHONE RINGING) 103 00:05:36,467 --> 00:05:38,535 (CELLPHONE RINGS) 104 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:40,201 (BEEPS) 105 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:44,237 - Hello? - Hey, this is John. 106 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,843 Your pimp says bring the crack shipment tonight 107 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,500 or he'll be forced to stick you. 108 00:05:48,666 --> 00:05:50,735 Meet him where we buried the Korean whore... 109 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,741 the one without the goatee. 110 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:54,878 DAVE'S VOICE: That was John's code. 111 00:05:55,033 --> 00:05:56,874 It meant "Bring your gear and come to my place 112 00:05:57,033 --> 00:05:58,908 as soon as you can. It's important." 113 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,067 John, it's 3:00 in the morning, man. 114 00:06:01,234 --> 00:06:02,836 JOHN: Oh, and don't forget... 115 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,500 tomorrow's the day we kill the president. 116 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,167 - John. (BEEPS) 117 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:10,743 DAVE'S VOICE: That last part was code for "Stop and pick me up some beer 118 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:12,673 on the way." (BEEPS) 119 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:31,411 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) (KNOCKING) 120 00:06:37,733 --> 00:06:40,234 Dave. Come in. 121 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:47,337 - Dave, this is Shelly. (DOOR CLOSES) 122 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:48,671 She needs our help. 123 00:06:51,167 --> 00:06:53,974 So, Shelly, tell us your story. 124 00:06:54,133 --> 00:06:56,804 It's my boyfriend. He won't leave me alone. 125 00:06:56,967 --> 00:06:59,411 He's been harassing me for the past week. 126 00:06:59,566 --> 00:07:01,840 I'm terrified to go home. 127 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,705 - Miss... - Morris. 128 00:07:03,867 --> 00:07:05,470 Miss Morris, 129 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:07,508 I'd strongly recommend a women's shelter. 130 00:07:07,666 --> 00:07:09,474 They can help you get 131 00:07:09,633 --> 00:07:11,975 - a restraining order... - My boyfriend... 132 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,868 has been dead for two months. 133 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,378 I didn't know where else to go. 134 00:07:24,533 --> 00:07:26,909 I heard through a friend that you guys handle... 135 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:29,204 unusual problems. 136 00:07:29,367 --> 00:07:31,810 Shelly, when he comes, you can see him? 137 00:07:31,967 --> 00:07:34,138 Yes, and I can hear him. 138 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:43,507 - He hits you? - Man, what a dick! 139 00:07:43,666 --> 00:07:45,666 Shelly, in our experience, 140 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,970 spiritual beings that can manipulate objects 141 00:07:48,133 --> 00:07:50,133 in the physical world are rare. 142 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:53,641 Uh, look, Miss Morris, I really don't think... 143 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,675 I told her that we'd look into this tonight. 144 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:58,038 I thought that maybe you and I could go over there 145 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:00,337 and show this bastard what's what. 146 00:08:12,067 --> 00:08:13,976 JOHN: So where do you see him mostly? 147 00:08:14,133 --> 00:08:16,542 SHELLY: In the basement. 148 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,007 And once in the bathroom 149 00:08:22,167 --> 00:08:24,167 when I was on the toilet, he stuck his hand 150 00:08:24,334 --> 00:08:25,902 - through the seat once. - Okay, just... 151 00:08:26,067 --> 00:08:27,703 just show us the basement door. 152 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,700 SHELLY: It's that way. 153 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:41,406 (DAVE SIGHS) 154 00:08:47,733 --> 00:08:50,371 (FLASHLIGHT CLICKS) - Well... (CLEARS THROAT) 155 00:08:50,533 --> 00:08:53,068 - he's not here. - Big surprise. 156 00:08:54,566 --> 00:08:56,635 She seems like a nice girl, doesn't she? 157 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,903 She reminds me of Amber... Amy's friend. When she came to my door tonight 158 00:09:00,067 --> 00:09:01,745 I actually thought it was her for a second. 159 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,198 Oh, by the way, Dave, I wanted to thank you for coming along. 160 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:06,641 I'm not saying I'm gonna take advantage of her distress or anything, but... 161 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,472 (CLICKS) DAVE: - Aw, jeez. 162 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:13,308 Ooh. Guy must've been a hunter. 163 00:09:13,467 --> 00:09:14,910 (THUDS) 164 00:09:15,067 --> 00:09:18,170 Wait. John. 165 00:09:18,334 --> 00:09:21,403 Did I hear you say that you thought that she looked like Amber? 166 00:09:21,566 --> 00:09:24,669 - Yeah. - John, Amber's almost as tall as me. 167 00:09:24,833 --> 00:09:28,368 Like, just under six feet, blonde hair, kinda top-heavy. 168 00:09:28,533 --> 00:09:30,636 Yeah, I know. She's cute as hell, right? 169 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:34,006 Yeah, and you think that Shelly looks like her? 170 00:09:34,167 --> 00:09:37,475 - The girl sitting upstairs? - Yeah. 171 00:09:37,633 --> 00:09:40,634 John, Shelly's short. 172 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:44,344 Short with dark hair, 173 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,376 blue eyes. 174 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:51,977 God damn it. I knew she was too good to be true. 175 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,304 (SIGHS) 176 00:09:58,967 --> 00:10:01,206 Uh, Shelly. 177 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:04,140 John and I are having a bit of a problem here. 178 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:07,039 We're both seeing completely different versions of you. 179 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,871 Now John here has eyesight problems 180 00:10:10,033 --> 00:10:13,875 'cause of his constant masturbation, but I don't think... 181 00:10:14,033 --> 00:10:17,239 (HISSING) (GUYS SCREAM) 182 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,003 (WHIMPERING) 183 00:10:22,067 --> 00:10:24,704 Oh! God! 184 00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:26,867 Ah! Oh! 185 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:33,178 Ah! Ah! Oh. 186 00:10:33,334 --> 00:10:36,244 - That door cannot be opened! - No. 187 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,472 They love to play games, don't they? 188 00:10:40,633 --> 00:10:42,508 - It's all they have time for. (THUDDING) 189 00:10:51,467 --> 00:10:52,842 (CHITTERS) 190 00:11:04,967 --> 00:11:06,343 (GASPS) 191 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:10,134 (RASPY BREATHING) 192 00:11:15,566 --> 00:11:17,566 (ROARS) 193 00:11:29,566 --> 00:11:30,805 (GRUNTING) 194 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,076 You disappoint me. All these years we've dueled. 195 00:11:37,234 --> 00:11:39,973 You will never defeat me, Marconi. 196 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,133 Wait, Dr. Albert Marconi? The guy who hosts 197 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,573 the "Magical Mystery" show on the Culture Channel? 198 00:11:44,733 --> 00:11:47,337 You dumb-ass. Marconi? 199 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,172 Marconi's like 50 years old. 200 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:50,743 The guy's got white hair. (LAUGHS) 201 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,310 We're not your nemesis. 202 00:11:55,033 --> 00:11:57,204 Okay, I'll tell you what... if we can get you in touch with Marconi 203 00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:59,742 so you two can work out your little differences, will you release us? 204 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:02,878 - You lie! - No no no, we're in the same business. 205 00:12:03,033 --> 00:12:05,533 - We got a direct line. Here. (BREATHING HEAVILY) 206 00:12:07,367 --> 00:12:08,810 (BEEPS) 207 00:12:08,967 --> 00:12:11,638 (CROWD CHANTING) Marconi! Marconi! 208 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:16,142 Marconi! Marconi! Marconi! 209 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,868 - Monsieur? (CHANTING CONTINUES) 210 00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:35,134 (CELLPHONE RINGING) 211 00:12:36,633 --> 00:12:38,508 - Yes? - S'il vous plaît. 212 00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:41,803 MAN ON TV: ...unseen forces swirling around us, willing to 213 00:12:41,967 --> 00:12:44,241 - face down the legions of evil... - Yes. 214 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,900 ...and helping his fellow man to find the path 215 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,011 from darkness into the light. 216 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:52,804 From sold-out engagements in Rome, Tel Aviv, 217 00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:56,207 - Madison Square Garden and Las Vegas... - Sir. 218 00:12:56,367 --> 00:12:58,708 - Hello, Doctor. (MONSTER BREATHING HEAVILY) 219 00:12:58,867 --> 00:13:02,038 Uh, yeah, John is feeling better. Thank you for asking. 220 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,178 I'm afraid we have a situation 53 here. 221 00:13:05,334 --> 00:13:07,039 Mm-hmm. 222 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,973 Yeah, would you be willing to speak directly to the manifestation? 223 00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:12,508 Okay, yeah, I will. 224 00:13:14,633 --> 00:13:16,407 We have a deal? 225 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:20,976 (SQUISHES) 226 00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:26,243 So we meet again, Marconi. 227 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,673 You thought... (ROARS) 228 00:13:32,566 --> 00:13:36,204 Damn. He's good. 229 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,035 (CHANTING CONTINUES) Marconi. Marconi. 230 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,802 (HUMPHS) 231 00:13:41,967 --> 00:13:45,968 - Marconi. Marconi. (CHEERS) (CLEARS THROAT) 232 00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:47,974 ARNIE: Spiritualists? Exorcists? 233 00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:50,508 You guys already have a bit of a following though, don't ya? 234 00:13:50,666 --> 00:13:53,008 I found a couple of discussion boards on the web 235 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:54,542 devoted to you and your friend 236 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,304 and your... hobby, I guess. 237 00:13:57,467 --> 00:14:01,001 DAVE'S VOICE: Okay, I'm not farting around. 238 00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:03,701 You have 83¢ in your front pocket, Arnie... 239 00:14:03,867 --> 00:14:06,175 three quarters, a nickel, three pennies. 240 00:14:06,334 --> 00:14:10,835 The pennies are dated 1983, 1993 and 1999. 241 00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:17,172 (CHUCKLES) (COINS JINGLE) 242 00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:24,836 (CHUCKLES, CLICKS TONGUE) 243 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,137 Well, I'll be damned. 244 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,641 That's a neat trick, Mr. Wong. 245 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,758 If you flip the nickel 10 times, you'll get heads, 246 00:14:32,867 --> 00:14:35,311 heads, tails, heads, tails, tails, tails, heads, tails, tails. 247 00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:37,306 I don't think I wanna take the time to do that. 248 00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:39,674 Last night you had a dream, Arnie. 249 00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:42,674 You dreamt you were being chased through the forest by your mother. 250 00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:45,038 She was lashing you with a whip 251 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,076 made of knotted penises. 252 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,842 DAVE'S VOICE: That's right, Arnie. Everything you know is wrong. 253 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:59,411 You've got my attention, Mr. Wong. 254 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,306 DAVE: Oh, it gets better. 255 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,569 A lot better. 256 00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:06,177 DAVE'S VOICE: Bullshit. What it gets is worse. 257 00:15:06,334 --> 00:15:08,403 A lot worse. 258 00:15:08,566 --> 00:15:11,477 It started just a couple of years ago. 259 00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:13,907 We were just a year or two out of high school, 260 00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:16,840 - just kids. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 261 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,739 So that friend of mine, John, 262 00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,536 he had a band. 263 00:15:22,566 --> 00:15:24,374 I once knew a man... 264 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,911 actually, I made that up. One, two, three, four! 265 00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:32,068 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 266 00:15:32,234 --> 00:15:34,075 ♪ My melon soul ♪ 267 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:37,643 ♪ Camel Holocaust ♪ 268 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,675 ♪ Crushed by your Gallagher of apathy ♪ 269 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:42,141 ♪ Camel Holocaust ♪ 270 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,002 ♪ There's a wolf behind you! ♪ 271 00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:48,236 ♪ Camel Holocaust ♪ 272 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,741 ♪ No wait, it's just a dog ♪ 273 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:53,707 ♪ Camel Holocaust ♪ 274 00:15:53,867 --> 00:15:56,368 ♪ Hair! Hair! ♪ 275 00:15:56,533 --> 00:16:00,478 ♪ Hair! Hair! ♪ 276 00:16:00,633 --> 00:16:02,542 ♪ My hat smells like lubricant ♪ 277 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,178 ♪ Camel Holocaust ♪ 278 00:16:05,334 --> 00:16:07,471 ♪ I don't want to touch it... ♪ 279 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,509 DAVE: Telling the story now, I'm tempted to say something like, 280 00:16:10,666 --> 00:16:12,507 "Who would've thought my friend John would help 281 00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:14,338 bring about the end of the world?" 282 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,569 ♪ Hair! Hair! ♪ 283 00:16:16,733 --> 00:16:19,734 ♪ Hair! Hair! ♪ 284 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:23,003 ♪ Hair! Hair! ♪ 285 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,711 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 286 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,678 - Hey, Fred. - Hey. 287 00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:42,675 Here's to all of the kisses I've snatched 288 00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:44,970 and vice-versa. 289 00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:47,901 - Amen. (MUSIC PLAYING) 290 00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,669 (BOY SPEAKS) GIRL: - Justin. 291 00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:51,368 Girl, what you thinking? 292 00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:53,307 - Justin, please! - Get your hand off me. 293 00:16:53,467 --> 00:16:55,172 GIRL: Please give it back to me, Justin. 294 00:16:55,334 --> 00:16:57,369 (LAUGHING) - Please? 295 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:03,142 (DISTORTED) Please give it back to me, Justin. 296 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,298 JUSTIN: - Get your hand off me, girl. GIRL: - No! 297 00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:07,508 (JUSTIN LAUGHS) 298 00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:13,736 Could I have that back, please? 299 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,842 (SQUEAKING) 300 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:25,342 Umm, hey, you're... you're Amy, right? 301 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,978 Um... 302 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,633 do you want a beer? 303 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,577 No, my dog just... 304 00:17:31,733 --> 00:17:34,143 bit some Jamaican guy. I've got to go find him. 305 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:37,539 Man, my uncle lost a foot in his riding mower. 306 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:40,138 Says you can still feel it. What's that... what's that called? 307 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:44,305 Fantasy leg situation or something like that? 308 00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:46,910 It's called phantom limb syndrome, 309 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,375 and all amputees get it and it goes away. 310 00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:52,334 Asshole. 311 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:55,172 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 312 00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:56,743 Good one, Fred. 313 00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:11,204 (MAN LAUGHING) I'm floating, man. 314 00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:13,708 - And that's real magic, man. - What's up? 315 00:18:13,867 --> 00:18:16,311 Is there some guy exposing himself over there? 316 00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:18,001 Oh my God, that guy just levitated... 317 00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:21,373 - right off the ground. - How high? 318 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,239 MAN 2: - Wow. GIRL: - Ooh. 319 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,479 You gotta love the skeptic, man. 320 00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:28,168 Lemme guess... 321 00:18:28,334 --> 00:18:31,175 about six inches above the grass, right? 322 00:18:31,334 --> 00:18:33,141 Balducci levitation? 323 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:37,675 Let's see. What can I do to impress Mr. Skeptic Man here? 324 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:39,833 Ah, look at there. 325 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,205 You forgot to wash behind your ears there, didn't ya? 326 00:18:43,566 --> 00:18:45,374 It's a quarter, right? 327 00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:48,568 (CHUCKLES) (CHITTERS) 328 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,144 Well, the bug's a nice touch. 329 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,675 (BLOWS) - Oh. 330 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,368 Do you dream, man? 331 00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:58,410 I interpret dreams... for a beer. 332 00:18:58,566 --> 00:19:01,204 Well, I don't have any beer, 333 00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:03,537 so I guess I'm out of luck. 334 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,735 I'll tell you what I'll do, Mr. Skeptic Man. 335 00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:09,902 I'll do it like Daniel in the Old Testament. 336 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:12,170 I'll tell you the last dream that you had 337 00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:14,868 and then I'll break down it's meaning for ya. 338 00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:18,670 And if I'm right, you owe me a beer. Okay, man? 339 00:19:19,666 --> 00:19:21,474 Sure. (SIGHS) 340 00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:24,839 I mean, you've obviously been blessed with supernatural gifts. 341 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,410 What better way to use them than to fish for free beer at parties? 342 00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:31,035 You had this one 343 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,371 early this morning 344 00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:35,239 in the middle of the thunderstorm. 345 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,241 And in the dream, you were back 346 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,502 with your girlfriend Tina. 347 00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:42,235 DAVE'S VOICE: Whoa. How'd he know that? 348 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,877 And you come home and she's there 349 00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:46,840 with this big honking pile of dynamite 350 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,876 and one of them cartoon plunger detonators, 351 00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:51,840 ready to blow. 352 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,807 And you say, "What you doing?" 353 00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:57,343 (WHISPERS) And she says, "This," and boom. 354 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,978 Your eyes snap open 355 00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:02,009 and the explosion at the end of the dream 356 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,974 become the clap of thunder outside of your window. 357 00:20:05,133 --> 00:20:07,008 (CHUCKLES) 358 00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:10,077 So tell me, man... am I close? 359 00:20:10,234 --> 00:20:12,837 DAVE'S VOICE: Holy shit. 360 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,376 Okay. (CHUCKLES) 361 00:20:15,566 --> 00:20:18,067 You made a lucky guess. 362 00:20:18,234 --> 00:20:20,711 You see? You gotta ask yourself, man... 363 00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:26,073 you gotta be really brave to ask yourself the scary questions. 364 00:20:26,234 --> 00:20:29,905 How did your mind know, David, 365 00:20:30,067 --> 00:20:32,567 - that the thunder was coming? - How'd you know my... 366 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:36,405 The thunder came right as she hit the detonator at the end of your dream. 367 00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:40,306 Your mind started the dream 30 seconds before the thunder. 368 00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:43,377 Now how did the mind know that the thunder was coming? 369 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:46,068 Hmm? (CHUCKLES) 370 00:20:46,234 --> 00:20:47,506 Because... 371 00:20:48,566 --> 00:20:51,067 time is an ocean... 372 00:20:51,234 --> 00:20:53,041 (WHISPERING) not a garden hose. 373 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,507 Space is a puff of smoke, a wisp of cloud. 374 00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:58,338 (CHUCKLES) 375 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,035 Your mind... 376 00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:02,906 is a flying corn snake, 377 00:21:03,067 --> 00:21:06,670 hovering through all the possibilities. 378 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,243 (CHUCKLES) 379 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,071 Whatever. 380 00:21:11,633 --> 00:21:13,577 MAN: You want to know where your papa really was 381 00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:15,711 when you were in hospital with broke leg? 382 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,377 Do you want me to tell you the name of your soulmate? 383 00:21:20,533 --> 00:21:22,738 Or how she'll die? 384 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,003 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 385 00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:29,043 Do you want to know when the first nuclear bomb will hit American soil? 386 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:31,872 Or in which city? 387 00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:34,533 (LAUGHS) 388 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:38,701 Hey, man! You owe me a beer, man! 389 00:21:43,666 --> 00:21:46,042 (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 390 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,973 (MUSIC FADES) 391 00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:51,633 (CROWD CHANTS) Three Ann Sally! Three Arm Sally! 392 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,641 (PANTING) - Oh. Where'd you come from? 393 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,142 (CLICKS TONGUE) 394 00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:57,971 - Good dog. (WHINES) 395 00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:02,168 (WHIMPERS) - Oh. 396 00:22:02,334 --> 00:22:03,834 Help yourself. 397 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,841 (EXHALES) 398 00:22:08,067 --> 00:22:10,738 (WHIMPERS) (CHUCKLES) 399 00:22:12,867 --> 00:22:14,503 Okay, Bark Lee, 400 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,406 you and me'll go visit Amy, 401 00:22:16,566 --> 00:22:18,737 see if we can't get back in her good graces. 402 00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,742 (ENGINE STARTS) 403 00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:28,541 (COUGHS) 404 00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:34,073 (CHITTERING) 405 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,678 (CELLPHONE RINGING) 406 00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:49,576 (BEEPS) - John, what's going on? 407 00:22:49,733 --> 00:22:51,836 JOHN: I can't get out of my apartment. 408 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,841 - What? - I'm scared, Dave. 409 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,909 I mean it. It... it can't be real. It can't. 410 00:22:56,067 --> 00:22:58,136 The way that it moves, the way it's made... 411 00:22:58,300 --> 00:23:00,743 this is not a product of any kind of evolution or anything, 412 00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:02,179 but it still managed to bite me. 413 00:23:02,334 --> 00:23:04,175 - What? - Can you come over? 414 00:23:04,334 --> 00:23:06,902 - Yeah, I'll be there in 12 minutes. (BEEPS) 415 00:23:07,067 --> 00:23:08,477 (YELPS, WHINES) - Oh! 416 00:23:10,566 --> 00:23:11,703 (SIGHS) 417 00:23:11,867 --> 00:23:13,867 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 418 00:23:14,033 --> 00:23:15,409 John? 419 00:23:15,566 --> 00:23:16,839 (CREAKS) 420 00:23:25,566 --> 00:23:26,976 John? 421 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,641 John. John, I'm gonna call the police. 422 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,709 (GRUNTS) - Oh! 423 00:23:33,867 --> 00:23:36,538 It almost killed you! You're a fucking idiot. You know that? 424 00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:39,076 (WHIMPERS) - Now we're both gonna die! 425 00:23:39,234 --> 00:23:40,973 - You ready? Go! - Yeah. Ahh. 426 00:23:41,133 --> 00:23:43,168 Ahh! Ahh. 427 00:23:44,334 --> 00:23:45,334 John? 428 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:48,910 (MOUTHS) 429 00:23:49,067 --> 00:23:51,510 (WHISPERING) Do not move. - What? 430 00:23:51,666 --> 00:23:54,304 I know you don't believe me, but when you turn around, you will. 431 00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:56,569 (PANTING) Don't scream. 432 00:23:56,733 --> 00:23:58,642 If you scream, you're dead. 433 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,744 Now, very slowly, turn around. 434 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:05,843 There! It moved! 435 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,137 John, you can either come with me to the hospital 436 00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:10,005 or I'm gonna call an ambulance, all right? 437 00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:11,735 But I'm not gonna just stand around 438 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:13,618 - in your apartment while you... (PANTS) 439 00:24:13,633 --> 00:24:15,668 Door! Go! (WHIMPERING) 440 00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:18,243 (CRASHES) (BOTTLES CLATTER) 441 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,378 (DOS YAWNING) 442 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,744 (CHITTERING) 443 00:25:03,733 --> 00:25:05,370 Get in the car. 444 00:25:08,167 --> 00:25:10,145 (METAL CLANKING) 445 00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:16,073 - Why don't you tell me what this is? - You don't want to touch that. 446 00:25:16,234 --> 00:25:17,870 You shouldn't have come here. 447 00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:20,874 - You called me. You begged me. - What? I did? 448 00:25:21,033 --> 00:25:23,567 - When? - Just tell me what this stuff is, John. 449 00:25:23,733 --> 00:25:26,337 They're gonna ask me, so just tell me before you fall asleep. 450 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:29,411 (SIGHS) All right, I remember now. I was... I remember calling you. 451 00:25:29,566 --> 00:25:31,135 It's hard, okay, 'cause everything's running together. 452 00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:34,073 I kept calling you. I kept calling and calling and calling. 453 00:25:34,234 --> 00:25:36,143 (LAUGHS) I bet I called you like 20 times. 454 00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:38,073 You kept getting all weird on me. 455 00:25:38,234 --> 00:25:40,473 You know what I think? You're gonna be getting phone calls from me 456 00:25:40,633 --> 00:25:42,804 for the next eight or nine years... all from tonight. 457 00:25:42,967 --> 00:25:44,967 I couldn't help it. I couldn't get oriented. 458 00:25:45,133 --> 00:25:46,838 It was like I kept slipping out of time. 459 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,137 (WOOFS) 460 00:25:49,234 --> 00:25:52,303 (KEYS JINGLE) - No, wait. Where are we gonna go? 461 00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:54,842 - Emergency room, John. - What? No. No. No. 462 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,917 Yeah. I don't know what else to do. I'm not gonna play this game with you. 463 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,910 Hey, let's go to your place or something. Any place but here. 464 00:26:01,067 --> 00:26:03,136 Someplace safe. 465 00:26:05,334 --> 00:26:07,175 DAVE: So you don't know the name of the drug? 466 00:26:07,334 --> 00:26:09,452 Robert called it "the Soy Sauce," but now I'm thinking 467 00:26:09,566 --> 00:26:11,765 that was just the nickname. It's not actually soy sauce. 468 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,539 - Wait-Robert? - The guy with... 469 00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:15,644 Oh, right yeah, the fake magical Jamaican. 470 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,903 - What was his last name? - Marley. 471 00:26:18,067 --> 00:26:20,874 Ah. Of course. Robert Marley. 472 00:26:21,033 --> 00:26:22,806 And that guy's the one who gave you the... 473 00:26:22,967 --> 00:26:24,967 We were in the One Ball parking lot, right? 474 00:26:25,133 --> 00:26:26,974 Just passing around ajoint. 475 00:26:27,133 --> 00:26:29,475 That Jamaican guy... 476 00:26:29,633 --> 00:26:32,134 he pulls out this Sauce and goes, 477 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:35,743 (JAMAICAN ACCENT) "It be opening doors to other worlds, man." 478 00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:37,707 (LAUGHS) (CELLPHONE RINGING) 479 00:26:37,867 --> 00:26:38,970 Did anyone else take it? 480 00:26:39,133 --> 00:26:41,236 That stuff, Dave, 481 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,741 I'm remembering things that haven't happened yet. 482 00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:47,208 - I mean that didn't happen. - John, answer my question. 483 00:26:47,367 --> 00:26:49,470 - Did anyone else take the Sauce? (RINGING STOPS) 484 00:26:49,633 --> 00:26:51,577 (WHISPERING) I don't know! That's what I'm trying to say! 485 00:26:51,733 --> 00:26:53,370 We went to Robert's trailer... (SIGHS) 486 00:26:53,533 --> 00:26:55,375 Andy and those guys, they didn't want to come. 487 00:26:55,533 --> 00:26:57,931 I think they got freaked out when they saw a needle come out. 488 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,069 And you still actually tried that shit? 489 00:27:00,234 --> 00:27:02,212 Are you kidding me? How could I not? (CHUCKLES) 490 00:27:02,367 --> 00:27:05,674 (CELLPHONE RINGING) - Dave, please please please, 491 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,368 answer your phone or just turn it off. 492 00:27:07,533 --> 00:27:08,909 Okay, all right. 493 00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:13,175 - Yeah? JOHN OVER PHONE: - Dave? 494 00:27:13,334 --> 00:27:14,868 It's me. 495 00:27:18,334 --> 00:27:20,834 - Is this a recording? - What? No. 496 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,035 Look, I don't know if we've talked tonight but we don't have much time. 497 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,144 I think I called you and told you to come here. If so, don't do it. 498 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:29,538 If I haven't called, then obviously you shouldn't. 499 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:31,905 - Just stay away, regardless. - Who is this? 500 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,806 It's John. Can you hear me? 501 00:27:33,967 --> 00:27:36,570 (WHISPERING) I can hear you and I can see you. 502 00:27:36,733 --> 00:27:38,473 You're sitting right here next to me. 503 00:27:38,633 --> 00:27:40,577 Well, then just talk to me in person then. 504 00:27:40,733 --> 00:27:43,574 Oh wait, do I look like I'm injured in any way? 505 00:27:43,733 --> 00:27:45,870 - What? - Shh. I'm sorry, I gotta go. 506 00:27:46,033 --> 00:27:47,477 - Say hello to me. (BEEPS) 507 00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:52,311 Was that me? 508 00:27:54,833 --> 00:27:56,140 It was me, wasn't it? 509 00:27:59,167 --> 00:28:02,236 (SIGHS) I'm sorry, Dave. (SIGHS) 510 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:06,310 No, I really am. I'm sorry for messing up your sleep cycle. 511 00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:07,625 DAVE: Come on, get in the car. 512 00:28:07,666 --> 00:28:09,541 I'm sorry for everything that's gonna happen. 513 00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:12,406 All the people that are gonna... 514 00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:15,510 (SIGHS) explode. 515 00:28:18,133 --> 00:28:20,407 DAVE: John. John, wake up. 516 00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:22,203 He's still breathing. 517 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,900 (RATTLES) 518 00:28:38,867 --> 00:28:40,867 Fuck it. 519 00:28:41,033 --> 00:28:43,909 (SNIFFLES) (DIALING) 520 00:28:45,733 --> 00:28:49,575 (RINGING) 521 00:28:53,367 --> 00:28:54,867 MAN: Saint Dom's. 522 00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:57,238 Uh, hi. I need a priest. 523 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,843 Well, this is Father Shelnut. 524 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,637 - What can I do for you? - Do you... 525 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,835 have any experience with, like... 526 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,534 demonism? 527 00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:07,837 Like hauntings, possessions and all that? 528 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,239 SHELNUT: Look, people say they see things 529 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,969 or hear voices in their head, we generally refer them to a counselor. 530 00:29:14,133 --> 00:29:16,407 No no no. No no. I'm not crazy. 531 00:29:16,566 --> 00:29:20,010 - Other people have... - No, I didn't mean to imply that. 532 00:29:20,167 --> 00:29:21,906 Why don't you come talk to me? 533 00:29:22,067 --> 00:29:25,238 And then even if you need to see a professional, 534 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,638 I've got a brother-in-law who's real good. 535 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,040 - What do you think it's like, Father? - What's what like? 536 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,541 Being crazy, mentally ill. 537 00:29:33,700 --> 00:29:36,507 Well, they never know they're ill, do they? 538 00:29:36,666 --> 00:29:40,576 I mean, you can't diagnose yourself with the same organ that has the disease, 539 00:29:40,733 --> 00:29:42,836 just like you can't see your own eyeball. 540 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,875 I suppose you just feel regular 541 00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:47,909 and the rest of the world seems to go crazy around you. 542 00:29:48,067 --> 00:29:50,375 But let's just suppose that I actually... 543 00:29:50,533 --> 00:29:53,909 I mean, in reality, ran into something from beyond the... 544 00:29:54,067 --> 00:29:55,409 (STABS) - Oh fuck! 545 00:29:55,566 --> 00:29:59,136 (WHIMPERS) Ah! 546 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:01,300 Ah. (PANTING) 547 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:06,138 DAVE'S VOICE: I'll try to explain this without cursing, 548 00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:08,141 but the black shit from Planet X that came out 549 00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:10,538 from that motherfucker looked like it had grown hair. 550 00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:14,042 Did I mention that the stuff was moving? Twitching? 551 00:30:17,167 --> 00:30:18,735 (NEEDLE CLATTERS) 552 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:22,003 (WHIMPERS) (RASPY BREATHING) 553 00:30:23,566 --> 00:30:25,737 Uh, hello? Are you still there? 554 00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:28,174 SHELNUT: Yes, son, I am. 555 00:30:28,334 --> 00:30:30,369 Just keep calm, okay? 556 00:30:30,533 --> 00:30:33,137 Nothing you're seeing is real. 557 00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:36,800 DAVE'S VOICE: I could feel it, that strange venomous warmth 558 00:30:36,967 --> 00:30:38,638 spreading through my thigh. 559 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,744 DAVE: Look, I appreciate your time, but... 560 00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:44,258 I'm starting to think there's nothing you can do to help me. 561 00:30:44,334 --> 00:30:46,312 Son, I'm going to be honest with you. 562 00:30:46,467 --> 00:30:49,468 We both know you're fucked. 563 00:30:49,633 --> 00:30:51,542 DAVE: Excuse me? 564 00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:54,701 Your mom writes on the walls with her own shit. 565 00:30:54,867 --> 00:30:58,504 Great changes are coming to Deadworld, my son... 566 00:30:58,666 --> 00:31:01,644 waves of maggots over oceans of rot. 567 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,744 You'll see it, David. 568 00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:06,174 You'll see it with your own eyes. 569 00:31:07,367 --> 00:31:09,038 (DEMONIC VOICE) Do you understand? 570 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,871 (PANTING) (BEEPS) 571 00:31:15,334 --> 00:31:16,970 (TIRES SCREECH) 572 00:31:26,967 --> 00:31:28,672 (MUFFLED SCREAMING) (CHITTERING) 573 00:31:28,833 --> 00:31:31,072 (ENGINE REWING) (TIRES SCREECHING) 574 00:31:43,367 --> 00:31:45,345 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 575 00:31:49,334 --> 00:31:51,005 MAN: Be calm. 576 00:31:51,167 --> 00:31:53,701 (CRITTER PURRING) - Drive. 577 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,800 (INHALES SHARPLY) (CRITTER CHITTERING) 578 00:31:57,967 --> 00:32:00,138 (CHOMPS) (SCREAMS) 579 00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:02,573 - Ah. MAN: - Drive. 580 00:32:02,733 --> 00:32:04,711 Just drive. 581 00:32:04,867 --> 00:32:06,845 (TIRES SCREECH) 582 00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:10,969 Wanna... ahh! 583 00:32:11,133 --> 00:32:12,735 John! John! 584 00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:14,639 John, wake up! 585 00:32:17,334 --> 00:32:20,800 (WHIMPERS) - Who the fuck are you? 586 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,410 (PURRING) - My name is Roger North. 587 00:32:25,566 --> 00:32:28,044 Congratulations. Now who the fuck are you 588 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,474 and what's this fucking thing you've got on my chest?! 589 00:32:30,633 --> 00:32:33,009 My interest is only in you. 590 00:32:33,167 --> 00:32:36,838 It is said out of genuine concern for your safety. 591 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,303 A very important role you must play. 592 00:32:42,867 --> 00:32:45,674 Korrok is a powerful adversary. 593 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,807 Things are in motion, Mr. Wong. 594 00:32:52,633 --> 00:32:54,305 - Fascinating. - What? 595 00:32:54,467 --> 00:32:57,842 They harvest insects here, do they not? For their honey? 596 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:02,141 Do the bees know that they make the honey for you 597 00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:06,505 or do their work tirelessly because they think it is their own choice? 598 00:33:06,666 --> 00:33:08,201 (EXHALES) - Have you ever noticed 599 00:33:08,367 --> 00:33:10,901 when you hear a word for the very first time in your life, 600 00:33:11,067 --> 00:33:14,875 you will hear that word again within 24 hours? 601 00:33:15,033 --> 00:33:18,567 Do you ever wonder why sometimes you'll see 602 00:33:18,733 --> 00:33:22,643 a single shoe lying alongside the road? 603 00:33:25,367 --> 00:33:27,844 (CLICKS) (WOOFS) 604 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,534 I've been watching you for some time, 605 00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:33,678 but there are great gaps in my knowledge. 606 00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:38,538 Do you know I observed a man who masturbated until he bled? 607 00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:40,007 Did he want to do that? 608 00:33:40,167 --> 00:33:42,042 And you, when you're alone... 609 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,836 (GRUNTS) (SIZZLING) 610 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,035 (TIRES SCREECH) (CRITTER SCREECHING) 611 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,974 (ROARS) 612 00:33:57,133 --> 00:33:59,633 (GRUNTS) (SQUEALS) 613 00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:02,242 (GUN COCKS) 614 00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:05,504 Okay. Okay. 615 00:34:06,633 --> 00:34:09,975 This thing I got pointed at you... you know what it does? 616 00:34:11,167 --> 00:34:13,906 I believe I have an idea, yes. 617 00:34:14,067 --> 00:34:16,670 And are you familiar with the old human saying 618 00:34:16,833 --> 00:34:19,038 "I want to shoot you so bad, my dick's hard"? 619 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,235 I don't believe I do. 620 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,673 Maybe you'll hear it again in the next 24 hours 621 00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:26,402 if you don't try to fuck with me. 622 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,671 Now shut up and don't move. 623 00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:32,243 (ROGER WHIMPERS) 624 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:39,569 (CHITTERING) 625 00:34:45,133 --> 00:34:47,667 (STOMPING) 626 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,239 Things are in motion, huh? 627 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,400 (BARK LEE BARKS) 628 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,869 - Huh. Nice work, Bark Lee. (WHIMPERS) 629 00:35:09,633 --> 00:35:11,542 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 630 00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:13,042 MAN: David Wong? 631 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,741 - Yeah. - Detective Lawrence Appleton. 632 00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:20,639 Would you please step out of the car? You and your friend? 633 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:21,971 He's... 634 00:35:22,967 --> 00:35:24,172 resting. 635 00:35:24,334 --> 00:35:26,868 Get the fuck out of the car. 636 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:34,471 I want to thank you for coming down, Mr. Wong. 637 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,572 I bet it's been quite a night for you, huh? 638 00:35:37,733 --> 00:35:39,473 Where's John? 639 00:35:39,633 --> 00:35:43,407 Oh, he's fine. He's talking to another officer 640 00:35:43,566 --> 00:35:47,204 - a few rooms from here. - John... he's talking? Really? 641 00:35:47,367 --> 00:35:49,844 Since you're both gonna tell me the unvarnished truth, 642 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,308 you don't have to worry about your stories matching. 643 00:35:52,467 --> 00:35:55,240 Do you? Just tell me what you did last night. 644 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,673 Well, I went to a party by the lake. 645 00:35:57,833 --> 00:35:59,833 I left around midnight. 646 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,671 I was asleep by 2:00. 647 00:36:01,833 --> 00:36:03,811 Ooh, you sure about that? 648 00:36:03,967 --> 00:36:05,876 You sure you didn't go over to the One Ball Inn? 649 00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:08,874 You know, on Grand Avenue? Grab a nightcap? 650 00:36:09,033 --> 00:36:10,669 Your buddies were all there. 651 00:36:10,833 --> 00:36:13,834 No, I had work in the morning. I went straight home. 652 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,069 DAVE'S VOICE: As I spoke, a strange jittery energy 653 00:36:17,234 --> 00:36:20,303 began to rise up in me, radiating from the chest out. 654 00:36:20,467 --> 00:36:23,637 At that moment, things began to clarify and become simple. 655 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,006 All of a sudden I was startled to find I could see the cop's next question 656 00:36:27,167 --> 00:36:28,906 before he spoke it... word for word. 657 00:36:29,067 --> 00:36:31,510 - "Have you heard the name..." - Have you heard the name 658 00:36:31,666 --> 00:36:34,338 (DISTORTED) Nathan Curry? A guy about your age. 659 00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:37,172 His parents own a body shop right here in town. 660 00:36:37,334 --> 00:36:38,334 No. 661 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:39,671 DAVE'S VOICE: "How about Shelby Winder?" 662 00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:41,868 How about Shelby Winder? 663 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:45,239 Heavy girl. Senior at East Side High. 664 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,037 - Justin White? - No, sorry. 665 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,007 What happened? 666 00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:51,872 DAVE'S VOICE: Everything was obvious now. 667 00:36:52,033 --> 00:36:53,908 All the walls of the maze turned to glass. 668 00:36:54,067 --> 00:36:55,840 I IMMEDIATELY KNEW TWO THINGS: 669 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,342 this list of people had all been at the party last night 670 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,569 and they were all now dead or heading there. 671 00:37:00,733 --> 00:37:03,734 How do you know that? How do you know any of this? 672 00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:06,401 Magic? You know damn well why. 673 00:37:06,566 --> 00:37:08,976 That black shit John took made blood contact with you. 674 00:37:09,133 --> 00:37:11,304 (CHUCKLES) - Now you're getting high, partner, 675 00:37:11,467 --> 00:37:14,808 on the Soy Sauce. It's got you. 676 00:37:14,967 --> 00:37:17,570 At least nine people at the One Ball Inn 677 00:37:17,733 --> 00:37:19,733 at closing time 12 hours ago... 678 00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:22,401 three are missing. Your friend is here. 679 00:37:22,566 --> 00:37:24,635 The rest are dead. 680 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,539 Your friend is the only known survivor 681 00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:29,235 of the One Ball Nine. 682 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,173 And now don't take offense at this... 683 00:37:32,334 --> 00:37:35,335 but he's not looking too healthy right about now. 684 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,410 Did he say anything this morning? 685 00:37:37,566 --> 00:37:39,544 John called me last night, talking crazy... 686 00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:43,042 paranoia, hallucinations, the whole monsters-in-his-apartment bit. 687 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,557 Said he couldn't remember how he got where he was like that. 688 00:37:45,633 --> 00:37:47,668 Did he say what he was on? 689 00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:49,871 No. 690 00:37:50,033 --> 00:37:51,806 You know we'll find out anyway, right? 691 00:37:51,967 --> 00:37:53,672 I'm not interested in booking a bunch 692 00:37:53,833 --> 00:37:55,742 of your raver buddies for popping pills. 693 00:37:55,900 --> 00:37:58,810 To somebody like me, dead bodies are what matters. 694 00:37:58,967 --> 00:38:01,843 Now if somebody is out there selling poison... 695 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,875 I would tell you if I knew. 696 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:09,069 So what, that's how everyone died? 697 00:38:09,234 --> 00:38:10,836 Overdose? 698 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,172 What about that guy? You know him? 699 00:38:16,334 --> 00:38:17,868 Yeah, he was there. (TAPS) 700 00:38:18,033 --> 00:38:20,409 Whatever John had, he got it from this guy. 701 00:38:20,566 --> 00:38:23,544 That's Bruce Matthews. He runs an amateur 702 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,837 unlicensed pharmaceutical operation 703 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,534 on the corner of 30th and Lexington. 704 00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:30,178 And those? 705 00:38:30,334 --> 00:38:31,471 Before. 706 00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:34,071 After. 707 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,971 What could even do that to a person? 708 00:38:42,133 --> 00:38:44,168 Like a bomb or some kind of... 709 00:38:44,334 --> 00:38:46,709 Nothing you'd know how to do. I'm sure of that. 710 00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:50,572 Maybe it's something not within the bounds of our familiarity. 711 00:38:50,733 --> 00:38:52,540 - What I... (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 712 00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:54,871 (WHISPERS) Sir, we need you in the other room now. 713 00:38:59,967 --> 00:39:02,036 APPLETON: Hey, what the hell's going on? 714 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,973 God damn it. 715 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:06,872 (CHATTERING) 716 00:39:14,533 --> 00:39:15,977 Your friend... 717 00:39:17,334 --> 00:39:19,243 - he's dead. (TAPE RECORD CLICKS) 718 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,378 Sorry. Hold on. 719 00:39:21,533 --> 00:39:23,375 So, uh... 720 00:39:23,533 --> 00:39:26,568 black stuff... this Soy Sauce. 721 00:39:26,733 --> 00:39:28,574 That's a drug, right? 722 00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:31,302 - Oh, I'll get to that. - It makes you smarter when you take it. 723 00:39:31,467 --> 00:39:33,206 It lets you read minds and all that. 724 00:39:33,367 --> 00:39:37,072 It heightens your senses, I think. 725 00:39:37,234 --> 00:39:40,905 I don't know. It's like... when you're on it, it's like overload. 726 00:39:41,067 --> 00:39:42,908 Like if you hooked your car radio up 727 00:39:43,067 --> 00:39:45,477 to one of those interplanetary SETI antennas, 728 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,907 you just get shit from all over the place. 729 00:39:48,067 --> 00:39:50,874 You can see things you shouldn't be able to. 730 00:39:51,033 --> 00:39:52,704 And you've still got some of this stuff? 731 00:39:54,167 --> 00:39:57,975 - I'm getting to that. - You're on it right now. 732 00:39:59,533 --> 00:40:01,478 You're on it right now 733 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:03,633 and that's how you did the whole thing 734 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,641 with the coins and the dreams and all that earlier. 735 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,744 Yeah, I took some today. 736 00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:13,071 - It's fading though. - The effects don't last that long? 737 00:40:13,234 --> 00:40:14,905 The side effects don't last that long. 738 00:40:15,067 --> 00:40:18,204 The effects will last the rest of my life, I think. 739 00:40:18,367 --> 00:40:20,470 DAVE'S VOICE: Maybe longer. 740 00:40:20,633 --> 00:40:23,009 Wow. Okay, so... so wait a minute. 741 00:40:23,167 --> 00:40:24,542 The kids that died... 742 00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:27,304 that was that rave overdose, wasn't it? 743 00:40:27,467 --> 00:40:30,185 I remember all that... a couple of years ago, seeing that on the news. 744 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,405 I thought they got ahold of some tainted ecstasy or something. 745 00:40:32,566 --> 00:40:34,566 - You're the guy... - Something like that. 746 00:40:34,733 --> 00:40:37,337 Okay, so if I contact this... 747 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:40,240 Detective Appleton, he'll remember talking to you? 748 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,037 (CHUCKLES) Good luck finding him. 749 00:40:44,167 --> 00:40:46,838 So what do you think? 750 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,739 Huh, well... 751 00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:52,071 I think you've got a book here, 752 00:40:52,234 --> 00:40:54,143 probably, if you flesh it out a little bit. 753 00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:56,300 A book? 754 00:40:56,467 --> 00:40:59,411 Meaning a work of fiction? Meaning it's all bullshit? 755 00:40:59,566 --> 00:41:01,737 Hey, a story's a story. 756 00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:03,469 I'm just a feature reporter, 757 00:41:03,633 --> 00:41:07,043 so the fact that you think it happened is my story. 758 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:11,167 You know, I don't remember leaving the house with any coins in my pocket. 759 00:41:11,334 --> 00:41:12,893 I think you could've slipped them to me. 760 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,410 Without you feeling it? 761 00:41:14,566 --> 00:41:17,408 And the thing with the dream? Come on, Arnie. 762 00:41:17,566 --> 00:41:19,476 I think you're trying to be one of those... 763 00:41:19,633 --> 00:41:23,476 (LAUGHS) one of those mentalists, like that Dr. Marconi on TV. 764 00:41:23,633 --> 00:41:26,907 (SCOFFS) Dr. Marconi may be theatrical, 765 00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:30,045 but believe me, he's not an act. 766 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,303 Well, I caught Marconi's act in Vegas, 767 00:41:32,467 --> 00:41:35,468 and your story sounds like a lot of the same kind of hocus-pocus to me. 768 00:41:36,467 --> 00:41:37,705 (CONTAINER RATTLES) 769 00:41:40,133 --> 00:41:42,736 Come with me. I wanna show you something. 770 00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:45,969 - Where are we going? - Just out to my truck. 771 00:41:48,133 --> 00:41:50,736 (CURTAIN RATTLES) - All right. 772 00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:52,242 (TAPE RECORDER CLICKS) 773 00:41:54,633 --> 00:41:56,077 (DISTANT BARKING) - You see it? 774 00:41:57,533 --> 00:42:01,376 No. Or, you know, it's an empty cage. 775 00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:04,042 Turn your head so you're looking at me. 776 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,973 Yup. (SIGHS) 777 00:42:07,133 --> 00:42:10,202 DAVE: Now you should see the box just out of the corner of your eye. 778 00:42:10,367 --> 00:42:12,503 Let's go back inside. Your story was more interesting. 779 00:42:12,666 --> 00:42:15,406 You're gonna die, Arnie. Someday you will face that moment. 780 00:42:15,566 --> 00:42:18,374 And at that moment you will face either complete nonexistence 781 00:42:18,533 --> 00:42:21,239 or you will face something even stranger. 782 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,968 On an actual day in the future, Arnie, 783 00:42:24,133 --> 00:42:26,576 you will be in the unimaginable. 784 00:42:26,733 --> 00:42:29,371 It is physically impossible to avoid it. 785 00:42:29,533 --> 00:42:32,011 Think about that. Now, 786 00:42:32,167 --> 00:42:34,372 without turning your head, 787 00:42:34,533 --> 00:42:36,511 look at the box. 788 00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:42,701 (SCREECHING) 789 00:42:42,867 --> 00:42:44,902 Ah! Shit! 790 00:42:45,067 --> 00:42:46,477 (GASPS) 791 00:42:46,633 --> 00:42:48,475 Oh shit shit! 792 00:42:48,633 --> 00:42:50,407 Shit! What the shit is that? 793 00:42:50,566 --> 00:42:52,238 (PANTING) 794 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,536 Wait a minute. 795 00:42:53,700 --> 00:42:55,700 How the fuck did you do that? 796 00:42:55,867 --> 00:42:57,742 What the fuck is that thing? 797 00:42:57,900 --> 00:42:59,878 What the fuck, man? 798 00:43:00,033 --> 00:43:01,738 There's no name for it in this world. 799 00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:03,536 It's pretty freaky though, right? 800 00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:05,076 Wait. No no no no. You... 801 00:43:05,234 --> 00:43:07,405 you made me see something. 802 00:43:07,566 --> 00:43:09,325 You made me see something out of my own head. 803 00:43:09,367 --> 00:43:11,844 You freaked me out so that I would see something. 804 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,239 No, it's really there. 805 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,502 I'm surprised you saw it so easily though. 806 00:43:15,666 --> 00:43:17,541 You must have an open mind. 807 00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:20,644 Most people only see it that fast if they're stoned or drunk. 808 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,244 (CHUCKLES) 809 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,378 I want to tell the rest of my story, Arnie. 810 00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:28,644 I need to. I need to get it out. 811 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,335 But you have to take it for what it is... 812 00:43:33,867 --> 00:43:36,868 - the truth. - Okay. 813 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 Until I figure it out for real. 814 00:43:40,167 --> 00:43:42,076 (CHUCKLES) 815 00:43:42,234 --> 00:43:43,870 Okay. 816 00:43:44,033 --> 00:43:45,340 Eh, that'll have to do. 817 00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:47,069 (CLANGS) 818 00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:51,535 Come on. 819 00:43:51,700 --> 00:43:54,541 Anyway, so the cop comes in, 820 00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:56,575 tells me that John is dead. 821 00:43:56,733 --> 00:43:57,870 Your friend... 822 00:43:58,033 --> 00:43:59,306 he's dead. 823 00:43:59,467 --> 00:44:02,001 What? How? 824 00:44:02,167 --> 00:44:04,406 (PANTING) - Calm down. Calm down. 825 00:44:04,566 --> 00:44:07,635 He went into convulsions or something. His pulse stopped. 826 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,369 We've got ambulances. One will be here in 30 seconds. 827 00:44:10,533 --> 00:44:12,375 We've got Vinnie doing CPR on him. 828 00:44:12,533 --> 00:44:14,738 Vinnie is a lifeguard in his off hours. 829 00:44:14,900 --> 00:44:16,673 Now you listen to me, boy. 830 00:44:16,833 --> 00:44:18,368 Here's what you're gonna do. 831 00:44:18,533 --> 00:44:20,409 I'll be back in five minutes 832 00:44:20,566 --> 00:44:22,737 and then you are gonna tell me the truth. 833 00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:25,344 And if you obstruct me in any way, 834 00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:29,070 you're gonna live the rest of your days wishing you had not. 835 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,903 (DOOR CLOSES) (CELLPHONE RINGING) 836 00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:43,535 (CLICKS, BEEPS) 837 00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:45,235 Yeah? 838 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,536 Dave, this is John. 839 00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:52,243 What? Did you get out? 840 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:55,378 Yes and no. Are you still at the police station? 841 00:44:55,533 --> 00:44:57,841 Yeah, we were... we were both... 842 00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,671 Have I died yet? 843 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,641 Dave, can you hear me? 844 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:07,540 Umm, yeah. I, uh... 845 00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:09,871 everyone ran out of the room. They said you had... 846 00:45:10,033 --> 00:45:12,136 No no, there's no time to explain all this right now. 847 00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:14,897 Look, leave the police station right now during all the commotion. 848 00:45:14,967 --> 00:45:16,706 They'll have EMTs hauling my body out, 849 00:45:16,867 --> 00:45:18,845 lots of people will be standing around looking. 850 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,038 Just walk out. Don't run. That'll attract attention. 851 00:45:21,167 --> 00:45:23,475 Just calmly walk out like your business is done there. 852 00:45:23,633 --> 00:45:26,043 Also, is there any way that you can steal my body? 853 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,836 - What?! - No, probably not. 854 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,376 Okay, never mind. We'll have to work around that. 855 00:45:29,533 --> 00:45:31,307 Okay, have you reached the sidewalk yet? 856 00:45:31,467 --> 00:45:35,377 No, I'm still standing in the room. I can't leave. 857 00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:40,910 There's still a guy in here with me. Another cop. 858 00:45:41,067 --> 00:45:43,170 No, there's not. 859 00:45:43,334 --> 00:45:44,902 Check the mirror. 860 00:45:50,467 --> 00:45:52,001 I don't get it. 861 00:45:53,067 --> 00:45:54,409 He's not real, Dave. 862 00:45:54,566 --> 00:45:57,067 Well, not in the traditional sense. 863 00:45:58,234 --> 00:46:00,473 Just go. Just walk out. 864 00:46:00,633 --> 00:46:03,543 Okay, you're gonna start seeing things like this from time to time. 865 00:46:03,700 --> 00:46:05,678 It's important that you not freak out. 866 00:46:05,833 --> 00:46:08,402 So, uh... 867 00:46:08,566 --> 00:46:10,044 he can't hurt me, right? 868 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,575 Oh, I'm pretty sure he can. 869 00:46:12,733 --> 00:46:13,972 (GRUNTING) 870 00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:20,170 (RIPPING) 871 00:46:20,334 --> 00:46:21,675 (CHOKING) 872 00:46:24,467 --> 00:46:26,308 (FLAPPING, CAWING) 873 00:46:35,867 --> 00:46:38,743 (CHOMPS) - Ah! Ah! Ah! 874 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:41,741 (BOTH GRUNTING) 875 00:46:49,566 --> 00:46:51,169 (SCREAMS) 876 00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,541 (GRUNTS) 877 00:47:01,133 --> 00:47:02,906 (COP GROANING) 878 00:47:06,133 --> 00:47:08,077 (CHOKES) 879 00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:12,175 (SLAMS) 880 00:47:13,633 --> 00:47:16,804 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 881 00:47:16,967 --> 00:47:18,967 (DOOR CLOSES) 882 00:47:19,133 --> 00:47:22,304 (CELLPHONE RINGS, BEEPS) 883 00:47:22,467 --> 00:47:24,808 JOHN: Dave, it's me. Where are you right now? 884 00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:28,138 I'm on the sidewalk outside the cop shop, walking. 885 00:47:28,300 --> 00:47:31,301 Where are you? Heaven? 886 00:47:31,467 --> 00:47:34,240 When you hear a song on the radio, where is the song? 887 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,536 What? 888 00:47:36,700 --> 00:47:39,507 - Wh... what, John? - Just keep walking. 889 00:47:39,666 --> 00:47:41,425 Just go toward the park. And don't freak out. 890 00:47:41,566 --> 00:47:43,306 - Are you freaking out? - I don't know. 891 00:47:45,367 --> 00:47:47,537 I can't believe this phone still works. 892 00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:50,076 There's a hot dog guy about maybe a half a block ahead. 893 00:47:50,234 --> 00:47:51,540 Do you see him? 894 00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:53,372 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 895 00:47:53,533 --> 00:47:56,307 - Okay. - Buy a bratwurst from him. 896 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,307 (SIGHS) 897 00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:04,807 One. 898 00:48:07,167 --> 00:48:09,735 Okay, I have the bratwurst. 899 00:48:09,900 --> 00:48:11,344 JOHN: Put it up to your head. 900 00:48:12,967 --> 00:48:14,842 Gonna have to ask you why, John. 901 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,671 I have to show you something. 902 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,869 Dave. Dave, can you hear me? 903 00:48:21,033 --> 00:48:23,341 All right, all right, I get it. 904 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:26,706 Yeah, I can hear you through some kind of psychic vibration 905 00:48:26,867 --> 00:48:28,905 or whatever and not the phone. Okay, I get it. Okay? 906 00:48:29,067 --> 00:48:31,745 - Could've just told me that. - The only reason that you can hear me 907 00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:33,470 is because you have some of the Soy Sauce 908 00:48:33,633 --> 00:48:34,912 in your system from the syringe. 909 00:48:35,033 --> 00:48:37,341 But it's not very much and it's not gonna last very long. 910 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:39,569 What is that stuff, John? 911 00:48:39,733 --> 00:48:42,802 The Sauce... it was alive. 912 00:48:42,967 --> 00:48:44,309 - I swear. - Listen, 913 00:48:44,467 --> 00:48:46,467 you've got to get over to Robert's place. 914 00:48:46,633 --> 00:48:48,542 There aren't any cops there right now, but there will he. 915 00:48:48,700 --> 00:48:50,303 We've got sort of a narrow window here, 916 00:48:50,467 --> 00:48:52,569 so you've got to take a cab to Willy's, 917 00:48:52,733 --> 00:48:54,836 get your car and then go to Wayside Village on Lathrop Avenue. 918 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,910 - It's a trailer park south of town. - I don't have any cash. 919 00:48:58,067 --> 00:49:00,635 I had $5. I just spent three of it on the bratwurst. 920 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,404 That bratwurst cost $3? Holy crap. 921 00:49:03,566 --> 00:49:05,908 Okay. All right, give me a second. 922 00:49:06,067 --> 00:49:08,067 Okay, check between the sausage and the bun. 923 00:49:08,234 --> 00:49:10,541 You should find a $100 bill rolled up in there. 924 00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:15,807 There's no money in the bratwurst. 925 00:49:15,967 --> 00:49:17,842 It's just a piece of lettuce. 926 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,739 Okay. You have your ATM card? 927 00:49:27,700 --> 00:49:30,304 (CELLPHONE RINGING) 928 00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,905 - John. JOHN: - Dave! 929 00:49:38,067 --> 00:49:39,703 - Yeah. (DISTORTED)What? 930 00:49:39,867 --> 00:49:41,811 Did you just drive under a bridge or something? 931 00:49:41,967 --> 00:49:45,036 No, I'm at the trailer park. Which one's Robert's? 932 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,575 Oh, it's wearing off. Okay, don't talk, just listen. 933 00:49:47,733 --> 00:49:49,234 Go inside... (STATIC) 934 00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,037 And as long as you absolutely remember not to do that 935 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,759 - you'll be fine. Good luck. (BEEPS) 936 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,869 Oh, wait wait wait, John. John, I didn't get the... 937 00:49:56,033 --> 00:49:57,669 hello? 938 00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:03,637 This looks like the place. 939 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,744 (ENGINE STOPS) (BUCKLE CLICKS) 940 00:50:10,033 --> 00:50:12,011 (BARKS) - Stay in the car. 941 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,536 (CREAKS) (STATIC) 942 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,675 (STATIC) (CREATURE SNORING) 943 00:51:00,467 --> 00:51:02,342 (SNORING CONTINUES) 944 00:51:13,633 --> 00:51:17,476 (GASPING) (BANGS) 945 00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:24,300 (RATTLING) 946 00:51:26,633 --> 00:51:29,237 (RATTLES LOUDLY) (CREAKS) 947 00:51:34,334 --> 00:51:35,811 (GASPS) 948 00:51:35,967 --> 00:51:38,377 (HISSING) 949 00:51:42,666 --> 00:51:44,474 Oh shit. 950 00:51:52,300 --> 00:51:54,244 (RATTLING) 951 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:03,137 (HISSES, BANGS) 952 00:52:05,133 --> 00:52:07,168 DAVE'S VOICE: You know what's in there, right? 953 00:52:07,334 --> 00:52:09,243 We know Robert had a stash of the shit. 954 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:12,071 Hey, man! You owe me a beer, man! 955 00:52:12,234 --> 00:52:14,973 DAVE'S VOICE: And if he had a stash, he couldn't just cram it under his bed. 956 00:52:15,133 --> 00:52:18,407 That black shit moves, it has a will, an attitude. 957 00:52:18,566 --> 00:52:22,510 It bites. And then I realized all at once what I had come here for. 958 00:52:22,666 --> 00:52:25,201 When I was on the stuff... that little hit in my thigh... 959 00:52:25,367 --> 00:52:28,640 I could communicate with the dead, with John. 960 00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,335 When it wore off, I could not. 961 00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:33,308 My one chance to save John lay inside this bottle. 962 00:52:33,467 --> 00:52:35,808 It was decided then, just like that. 963 00:52:35,967 --> 00:52:38,411 (CHITTERING) . Ugh. 964 00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:45,910 (BUZZES) 965 00:52:46,067 --> 00:52:48,510 (GULPS, SASS) 966 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,575 (DAVE'S VOICE SHOUTING) Oh, son of a motherfuck! 967 00:52:53,733 --> 00:52:56,870 The fucking Soy Sauce is digging a fucking hole in my fucking face! 968 00:52:57,033 --> 00:53:00,136 I'll throw myself at the cop and beg him to take me to the emergency room 969 00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:02,573 to pump my stomach, to bring in an exorcist, 970 00:53:02,733 --> 00:53:05,574 to call in the Air Force to nuke this whole town into radioactive dust 971 00:53:05,733 --> 00:53:07,711 and bury it under 60' of concrete! 972 00:53:07,867 --> 00:53:11,709 (NORMAL TONE) And then... calm. Almost zen. 973 00:53:11,867 --> 00:53:14,902 That's what came next, that Soy Sauce feeling. 974 00:53:16,533 --> 00:53:19,909 I wanted to run, to duck, to act, 975 00:53:20,067 --> 00:53:22,011 but the body is a slow, wet mechanism 976 00:53:22,167 --> 00:53:25,407 of muscle and bone that creeped even as my mind flew. 977 00:53:25,566 --> 00:53:28,204 And so just like that, I stepped outside of it. 978 00:53:29,234 --> 00:53:33,076 I had a full 1.78 seconds before the detective would step through the door. 979 00:53:33,234 --> 00:53:36,677 A supercomputer can do over a trillion mathematical equations in one second. 980 00:53:36,833 --> 00:53:38,811 To that machine, one second is an eternity. 981 00:53:38,967 --> 00:53:41,911 Okay, think. You're standing on the thin cool crust 982 00:53:42,067 --> 00:53:45,409 of a gigantic ball of molten rock hurtling through frozen space. 983 00:53:45,566 --> 00:53:47,840 You're in a situation that could threaten the nature 984 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,909 of said existence on said molten ball, 985 00:53:50,067 --> 00:53:52,306 depending on which decision you make. But wait. 986 00:53:52,467 --> 00:53:55,070 There are a shitload of subatomic particles in the universe, 987 00:53:55,234 --> 00:53:57,905 each set into outward motion at the moment of the Big Bang. 988 00:53:58,067 --> 00:54:01,510 Thus whether or not you move your right arm now or nod your head 989 00:54:01,666 --> 00:54:04,474 or choose to eat Fruity Pebbles or Corn Flakes next Thursday morning 990 00:54:04,633 --> 00:54:06,591 was all decided at the moment the universe crashed 991 00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:08,905 into existence 17 billion years ago. 992 00:54:09,067 --> 00:54:11,908 Thus it is physically impossible for you to deviate... 993 00:54:12,067 --> 00:54:14,341 I never finished this thought, as I suddenly realized 994 00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:15,910 I was no longer in the trailer. 995 00:54:16,067 --> 00:54:18,045 (WIND BLOWING) 996 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,376 Was I dead? 997 00:54:33,334 --> 00:54:35,504 (BULLETS CLINKING) 998 00:54:35,666 --> 00:54:37,644 (BUZZER SOUNDS) 999 00:54:45,367 --> 00:54:47,072 Uh, excuse me. (ECHOES) 1000 00:55:01,133 --> 00:55:03,633 So... I... 1001 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,039 suppose you're wondering why I'm here. 1002 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,007 Same as everybody. 1003 00:55:08,167 --> 00:55:09,735 You're trying to figure out 1004 00:55:09,900 --> 00:55:12,174 what in the name of Elvis is going on. 1005 00:55:12,334 --> 00:55:13,640 Everybody except me. 1006 00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,074 Me... I don't even wanna know anymore. 1007 00:55:21,067 --> 00:55:22,510 I suppose you're wondering 1008 00:55:22,666 --> 00:55:25,076 what I'm doing with this can of gasoline? 1009 00:55:29,666 --> 00:55:31,042 Oh, thanks. 1010 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:35,167 I fell... on a drill. 1011 00:55:35,334 --> 00:55:36,572 (GAS SLOSHES) 1012 00:55:36,733 --> 00:55:38,040 (LID CLINKS) 1013 00:55:45,033 --> 00:55:47,341 (COCKS) - Oh! 1014 00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:49,206 You leaving already? 1015 00:55:51,733 --> 00:55:54,802 Here, help me. 1016 00:55:54,967 --> 00:55:56,740 I'll be glad to, but first 1017 00:55:56,900 --> 00:55:58,878 I wanna know what happened to my friend John. 1018 00:55:59,033 --> 00:56:00,511 Well, he's gone, you know that, right? 1019 00:56:00,666 --> 00:56:01,871 Meaning? 1020 00:56:02,033 --> 00:56:04,510 He's just gone. 1021 00:56:15,900 --> 00:56:19,537 You know a kid named Justin White, Mr. Wong? 1022 00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:22,507 - High school kid? - You asked me that back at the station. 1023 00:56:22,666 --> 00:56:27,372 I remember now. He's that kid... kinda talks like a junior gangster. 1024 00:56:27,533 --> 00:56:29,136 He's one of the missing, right? 1025 00:56:29,300 --> 00:56:31,675 Well, he's the guy who called in the... 1026 00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:34,868 the whatever happened here... about 4:00 in the morning. 1027 00:56:35,033 --> 00:56:37,011 (SIRENS BLARING) 1028 00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:42,138 GIRL: Get in! Go go go go go go! 1029 00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:43,743 (TIRES SCREECH) 1030 00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:47,537 (BOY WHIMPERS) (GIRL 2 MOANING) 1031 00:56:48,833 --> 00:56:50,538 BOY 2: Oh! 1032 00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:54,971 (CHITTERING) 1033 00:56:55,133 --> 00:56:58,339 (JUSTIN GROANING) Shit. 1034 00:56:58,500 --> 00:57:01,671 APPLETON: I thought he was stabbed in the gut or something. 1035 00:57:01,833 --> 00:57:04,709 I looked closer and there was something on Justin... 1036 00:57:04,867 --> 00:57:06,708 his anns and his face. 1037 00:57:06,867 --> 00:57:10,175 - And this stuff, it's alive. (JUSTIN SOBS) 1038 00:57:21,133 --> 00:57:24,804 Stay back, Steve. I got this. 1039 00:57:30,733 --> 00:57:32,870 Yo, what up, 5-0? 1040 00:57:34,367 --> 00:57:36,503 So you're still gonna burn this place down? 1041 00:57:36,666 --> 00:57:38,235 That's right. 1042 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,173 And you're not gonna let me go. 1043 00:57:40,334 --> 00:57:42,175 So you understand my mood, 1044 00:57:42,334 --> 00:57:46,709 understand why I'm out here committing felonies today. 1045 00:57:46,867 --> 00:57:49,708 There are some very dark things happening 1046 00:57:51,067 --> 00:57:52,976 and I've got this lonely feeling 1047 00:57:53,133 --> 00:57:54,701 like I'm the only one who knows, 1048 00:57:54,867 --> 00:57:57,072 the only one who can do anything about it. 1049 00:57:57,234 --> 00:57:59,337 Everybody's got a ghost story, 1050 00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:01,910 UFO or a Bigfoot story... no. 1051 00:58:02,067 --> 00:58:04,704 You know what I think? I think stuff is both 1052 00:58:04,867 --> 00:58:07,674 real and not real at the same time. 1053 00:58:08,867 --> 00:58:10,708 I'm not a Star Trek fan. 1054 00:58:10,867 --> 00:58:14,141 I don't know very much about other dimensions and all that. 1055 00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:16,244 I'm an old school Catholic. 1056 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:18,071 I believe in Hell. 1057 00:58:18,234 --> 00:58:20,575 I believe that it's more than just 1058 00:58:20,733 --> 00:58:22,870 murderers and rapists down there. 1059 00:58:23,033 --> 00:58:25,670 I believe in demons and worms... 1060 00:58:25,833 --> 00:58:29,538 vile shit in the grease trap of the universe. 1061 00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:31,700 And the more I think about it, the more I think 1062 00:58:31,867 --> 00:58:33,867 that it's not just someplace down there. 1063 00:58:34,033 --> 00:58:35,806 Oh no, that it's right here with us. 1064 00:58:35,967 --> 00:58:37,638 We just can't perceive it. 1065 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:40,573 It's kinda like the country music radio station. 1066 00:58:40,733 --> 00:58:43,405 It's out there in the air 1067 00:58:43,566 --> 00:58:46,510 even if you don't tune into it. 1068 00:58:46,666 --> 00:58:49,042 And I think that somehow through chemistry 1069 00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,803 or magic or voodoo... 1070 00:58:51,967 --> 00:58:53,911 that Jamaican son of a bitch, 1071 00:58:54,067 --> 00:58:56,011 he tuned in to it, 1072 00:58:56,167 --> 00:58:57,906 into hell itself. 1073 00:58:58,067 --> 00:58:59,908 Through that, he opened a door. 1074 00:59:00,067 --> 00:59:02,375 He became the door. 1075 00:59:02,533 --> 00:59:03,704 And me? 1076 00:59:05,566 --> 00:59:07,203 I intend to close it. 1077 00:59:11,566 --> 00:59:13,044 (MACHINERY CLANKING) 1078 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,700 Uh, excuse me. (ECHOES) 1079 00:59:18,133 --> 00:59:19,804 (FLY BUZZING) 1080 00:59:21,900 --> 00:59:23,003 (SQUISHES) 1081 00:59:34,967 --> 00:59:37,377 (GRUNTS) (BULLET CLATTERS) 1082 00:59:42,967 --> 00:59:44,911 (FIRE CRACKLING) 1083 00:59:50,833 --> 00:59:52,572 (COUGHING) 1084 00:59:55,067 --> 00:59:56,806 (ENGINE REWING) 1085 00:59:56,967 --> 00:59:58,638 (TIRES SCREECH) 1086 00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,142 (CRASHES) (GRUNTS) 1087 01:00:00,300 --> 01:00:02,244 (ENGINE IDLING) 1088 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,807 (COUGHING) 1089 01:00:30,067 --> 01:00:32,806 (WOOFS) - Move. 1090 01:00:38,234 --> 01:00:42,974 (SOUNDS REVERBERATING) (BARK LEE PANTING) 1091 01:00:43,133 --> 01:00:45,475 (JOHN CLEARS THROAT) 1092 01:00:45,633 --> 01:00:47,168 (DISTORTED) Oh! David! 1093 01:00:49,067 --> 01:00:51,409 (NORMAL VOICE) You understand me? This is John. 1094 01:00:53,633 --> 01:00:55,668 Uh... hello. 1095 01:00:55,833 --> 01:00:58,572 - We're in big fucking trouble, Dave. - Yeah, no shit, Fluffy. 1096 01:00:58,733 --> 01:01:01,131 JOHN: Oh, you can hear me, so I guess you took the Soy Sauce. 1097 01:01:01,133 --> 01:01:02,508 Why? Didn't I tell you not to? 1098 01:01:02,666 --> 01:01:04,167 And what happened to your face? 1099 01:01:04,334 --> 01:01:06,312 Your second question answers your first. 1100 01:01:06,467 --> 01:01:08,411 JOHN: HERE'S WHAT I KNOW: there are two people 1101 01:01:08,566 --> 01:01:10,510 still alive from last night other than me, 1102 01:01:10,666 --> 01:01:12,644 Fred Chu and your girlfriend Amy. 1103 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,709 Wait. You're with Amy? And who's got you? 1104 01:01:14,867 --> 01:01:17,538 JOHN: Justin White... or that thing that used to be Justin. 1105 01:01:17,700 --> 01:01:19,974 Uh, that's four still alive, including Justin. 1106 01:01:20,133 --> 01:01:22,667 JOHN: There's nothing left of Justin inside of him now. Couple of days, 1107 01:01:22,833 --> 01:01:24,751 Justin's gonna hatch just like that Jamaican did. 1108 01:01:24,867 --> 01:01:26,742 Anybody in the vicinity when that happens 1109 01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:28,707 will become a spawning pod thing. 1110 01:01:28,867 --> 01:01:31,368 Dave, the last world that saw these things 1111 01:01:31,533 --> 01:01:34,239 was saturated within 100 days. 1112 01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:37,003 And don't ask me how I know that either, because I don't know. 1113 01:01:37,167 --> 01:01:40,008 Okay, I got another question. Everyone who took the Soy Sauce 1114 01:01:40,167 --> 01:01:43,667 is either dead or comatose except for me. 1115 01:01:43,833 --> 01:01:46,591 JOHN: Probably able to adjust. But you should have figured out by now, 1116 01:01:46,700 --> 01:01:48,406 you don't choose the Soy Sauce. 1117 01:01:48,566 --> 01:01:50,476 The Soy Sauce chooses you. 1118 01:01:50,633 --> 01:01:52,339 The Soy Sauce chooses you. 1119 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:55,138 If it can't use you, it kills you. 1120 01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:56,938 From what I hear, it plays with you first. 1121 01:02:00,700 --> 01:02:02,007 (BARK LEE BARKS) 1122 01:02:14,833 --> 01:02:16,811 (RASPY BREATHING) 1123 01:02:27,533 --> 01:02:28,567 Justin? 1124 01:02:28,733 --> 01:02:30,711 (JUSTIN GROANS) 1125 01:02:33,334 --> 01:02:35,834 (RASPY) Yo, you need to come roll with me, dude. 1126 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,001 Where, uh... where we going, Justin? 1127 01:02:39,167 --> 01:02:41,701 Why you fronting, bro? 1128 01:02:41,867 --> 01:02:43,402 You know what time it is. 1129 01:02:43,566 --> 01:02:46,544 Stop calling me Justin like nothing's changed, yo. 1130 01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:48,541 What should I call you, homey? 1131 01:02:48,700 --> 01:02:50,144 Just call me Shitload, 1132 01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:53,403 because there's a shitload of us in here, yo. 1133 01:02:53,566 --> 01:02:55,306 Dude, I know you strapped, 1134 01:02:55,467 --> 01:02:57,637 - but before you think about... (GUN COCKS) 1135 01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,573 ...flashing that nine on me, yo, 1136 01:02:59,733 --> 01:03:01,677 you better listen to what I's gots to say. 1137 01:03:04,367 --> 01:03:06,402 (CLICKS) 1138 01:03:09,833 --> 01:03:12,572 (GROANS) 1139 01:03:15,367 --> 01:03:17,810 As I was saying, yo... 1140 01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:21,337 (SIGHS) 1141 01:03:24,867 --> 01:03:26,368 Listen to me, dude. 1142 01:03:26,533 --> 01:03:28,205 I've... I'm listening, Shitload. 1143 01:03:28,367 --> 01:03:29,708 We taking a ride. 1144 01:03:29,867 --> 01:03:31,970 Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen. 1145 01:03:34,167 --> 01:03:35,906 (GRUNTS) 1146 01:03:36,067 --> 01:03:38,067 (GROANS) 1147 01:03:38,234 --> 01:03:41,178 (BOTTLES RATTLING) - Oh my God, my balls. 1148 01:03:41,334 --> 01:03:44,073 Hey hey. We heard the gunfire. 1149 01:03:44,234 --> 01:03:46,734 - Are you the one that shot him? (GROANS) 1150 01:03:46,900 --> 01:03:49,810 - I saw his head. - I was aiming for his heart 1151 01:03:49,967 --> 01:03:52,411 - but yeah, I did get him. AMY: - Good. 1152 01:03:54,133 --> 01:03:55,508 Amy? 1153 01:03:55,666 --> 01:03:57,042 Do you think he can be killed? 1154 01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,803 DAVE: Look, I don't know. 1155 01:03:59,967 --> 01:04:02,309 AMY: He said something about an old mall. 1156 01:04:02,467 --> 01:04:05,377 The Mall of the Dead. Why there? 1157 01:04:06,467 --> 01:04:08,001 DAVE: John? 1158 01:04:08,167 --> 01:04:09,372 (SNAPPING FINGERS) 1159 01:04:09,533 --> 01:04:11,909 How long has he been like this? Does he ever say anything? 1160 01:04:12,067 --> 01:04:15,011 He mumbles. Been like that ever since they brought him in. 1161 01:04:15,167 --> 01:04:16,508 (DIPS) Wake up! 1162 01:04:16,666 --> 01:04:18,541 Come on, wake up, asshole. 1163 01:04:18,700 --> 01:04:20,076 Hey. 1164 01:04:21,367 --> 01:04:24,072 Uh, I found your dog. 1165 01:04:24,234 --> 01:04:26,905 I know. Thanks. 1166 01:04:27,067 --> 01:04:28,306 (WHINES) 1167 01:04:30,167 --> 01:04:31,838 Listen, 1168 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,978 I'm gonna get us out of this. 1169 01:04:34,133 --> 01:04:36,372 Don't worry. 1170 01:04:36,533 --> 01:04:38,409 John's got a plan. 1171 01:04:40,300 --> 01:04:41,538 (WHINES) 1172 01:04:41,700 --> 01:04:43,837 (MUMBLES) 1173 01:04:46,533 --> 01:04:47,875 (CRACKLING) 1174 01:04:49,133 --> 01:04:50,804 (GRUNTS) 1175 01:04:50,967 --> 01:04:53,808 (AMY GASPS) (GROANS) Ooh. 1176 01:04:55,067 --> 01:04:57,136 (CHUCKLES) Man! Where are we? 1177 01:04:57,300 --> 01:04:59,471 We're in some liquor truck and we're on our way 1178 01:04:59,633 --> 01:05:01,305 to the abandoned mall on Highway 59. 1179 01:05:01,467 --> 01:05:03,035 Did you say we're going to the mall or coming back from it? 1180 01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:05,303 - Going! - Yeah, that's right, 1181 01:05:05,467 --> 01:05:08,138 - 'cause Fred's still alive. - What?! 1182 01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:10,709 Nothing nothing. I got a headache. 1183 01:06:21,566 --> 01:06:23,010 You see that door? 1184 01:06:25,033 --> 01:06:26,306 I see it. 1185 01:06:29,133 --> 01:06:31,077 (CHITTERS) 1186 01:06:36,067 --> 01:06:39,136 Yo, she'll be able to walk up outta here if y'all cooperate. 1187 01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:41,369 I need her to open the ghost door, yo. 1188 01:06:41,533 --> 01:06:44,841 But if you give me static or try to play the motherfucking fool, 1189 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,637 as soon as she done what I need, I'm gonna make you... 1190 01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:50,404 - Hey! (JOHN PANTING) 1191 01:07:18,334 --> 01:07:21,403 Yo, what's out there? A weapon? 1192 01:07:21,566 --> 01:07:24,044 You trying to gank me, fool? 1193 01:07:47,334 --> 01:07:49,641 (SHOTGUN COCKS, FIRES) 1194 01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:51,301 (AMY GASPS) 1195 01:07:53,900 --> 01:07:56,639 (GURGLES) 1196 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:58,744 (MATCH STRIKES, FLARES) 1197 01:08:13,967 --> 01:08:15,808 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1198 01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:28,641 I guess there's no getting rid of you. 1199 01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,244 (SHOTGUN COCKS) 1200 01:08:31,967 --> 01:08:34,002 Any more of them? 1201 01:08:35,566 --> 01:08:36,976 No, I don't think so. 1202 01:08:39,867 --> 01:08:42,743 Then come on... all of you. 1203 01:08:43,867 --> 01:08:45,209 Let's get to my car. 1204 01:08:46,867 --> 01:08:49,471 Okay, so those white things that you saw take over Justin... 1205 01:08:49,633 --> 01:08:51,134 they're looking for hosts, okay? 1206 01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:53,073 Now, uh, there was a drug that the guy, 1207 01:08:53,234 --> 01:08:55,337 the one who exploded, he had it in his trailer... 1208 01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:56,910 That stuff is black, right? 1209 01:08:57,067 --> 01:08:59,738 Oh. You're, uh... you're familiar with it? 1210 01:08:59,900 --> 01:09:02,310 Sounds like you and I both got long stories to tell. 1211 01:09:02,467 --> 01:09:05,240 I've been up 48 hours straight and this case 1212 01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:07,199 - ain't getting no clearer. (ENGINE STARTS) 1213 01:09:09,167 --> 01:09:11,974 It's the adrenaline... it keeps me going. 1214 01:09:12,133 --> 01:09:13,735 Yeah. 1215 01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:16,174 That and those... 1216 01:09:17,700 --> 01:09:19,700 piercing voices in my head. 1217 01:09:19,867 --> 01:09:21,970 Wait. What kind of voices? 1218 01:09:22,133 --> 01:09:23,542 Uh... (GRUNTS) 1219 01:09:26,666 --> 01:09:28,507 (GRUNTS) (SCREAMING) 1220 01:09:28,666 --> 01:09:30,042 (ENGINE REWING) 1221 01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:33,803 (CHITTERING) - Oh fuck! 1222 01:09:46,833 --> 01:09:48,334 JOHN: - Ah, come on! - Oh! Oh! 1223 01:09:52,167 --> 01:09:55,304 - Get out of the way. Oh! (CHITTERING) 1224 01:09:55,467 --> 01:09:58,172 JOHN: Dave, let's go, come on. Get outta there! 1225 01:09:59,467 --> 01:10:02,001 (PANTING) (GRUNTS) 1226 01:10:02,167 --> 01:10:04,701 (SCREAMING) 1227 01:10:04,867 --> 01:10:06,538 Take my hand! Come on! 1228 01:10:08,133 --> 01:10:09,475 Go! Go! Move! 1229 01:10:14,067 --> 01:10:17,170 (WHIMPERS) Shit! 1230 01:10:17,334 --> 01:10:19,902 (GASPS) (GRUNTING) 1231 01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:26,479 Come on, let's go. 1232 01:10:29,733 --> 01:10:32,802 (COUGHS) 1233 01:10:32,967 --> 01:10:35,570 (GRUNTS) 1234 01:10:37,666 --> 01:10:40,406 (GRUNTS, PANTING) 1235 01:10:40,566 --> 01:10:44,170 (GRUNTS) - Guys, I'm all right. I'm okay! 1236 01:10:44,334 --> 01:10:46,743 - Whoa! (WHISPERS) That's not Fred. 1237 01:10:46,900 --> 01:10:49,901 - Not anymore. (COCKS) 1238 01:10:50,067 --> 01:10:52,908 Guys, look, I don't know what you think you saw back there. 1239 01:10:53,067 --> 01:10:55,544 Any one of us could be infected or whatever, 1240 01:10:55,700 --> 01:10:57,235 but we gotta stick together. 1241 01:10:57,400 --> 01:11:00,310 We're the good guys here. Right? 1242 01:11:00,467 --> 01:11:03,672 Fred, why don't you go down to the highway and flag down a car? 1243 01:11:03,833 --> 01:11:05,833 Yes. 1244 01:11:10,067 --> 01:11:11,703 - Oh. (BODY THUDS) 1245 01:11:11,867 --> 01:11:13,742 JOHN: Help me get him to the wreck! 1246 01:11:13,900 --> 01:11:15,900 These things are starting to come out of him! 1247 01:11:16,067 --> 01:11:18,204 - Come on! Drag him! AMY: - Oh God, I can't. 1248 01:11:18,367 --> 01:11:20,708 (CHITTERING) JOHN: - You can do it! Come on! 1249 01:11:20,867 --> 01:11:23,038 (BOTH GRUNT) JOHN: - Get him over here. 1250 01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:27,167 - Get back! Okay. (COCKS) 1251 01:11:30,367 --> 01:11:32,970 (SCREECHING) 1252 01:11:44,967 --> 01:11:46,911 (BARK LEE PANTING) 1253 01:11:48,367 --> 01:11:50,242 John, what are you doing? 1254 01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:53,378 My weapons. I'm not gonna stand by 1255 01:11:53,533 --> 01:11:55,252 while some white fuzz from another dimension 1256 01:11:55,334 --> 01:11:57,771 invades our world and infects every last man, woman and child. 1257 01:11:57,900 --> 01:12:00,378 We're gonna go through that ghost door and clean house. 1258 01:12:00,533 --> 01:12:02,704 What? 1259 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,199 I went with the Old Testament. 1260 01:12:09,566 --> 01:12:11,010 Okay. 1261 01:12:11,167 --> 01:12:12,644 Why? 1262 01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,335 'Cause we're the only ones who can. 1263 01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:18,479 'Cause we were chosen... by the Soy Sauce. 1264 01:12:18,633 --> 01:12:20,702 - Are you in? (SIGHS) 1265 01:12:20,867 --> 01:12:22,572 Yeah, I guess. 1266 01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:25,469 Is that a paintball gun? 1267 01:12:25,633 --> 01:12:27,305 (SQUEAKS, HISSES) 1268 01:12:27,467 --> 01:12:28,842 (CHUCKLES) 1269 01:12:35,533 --> 01:12:39,137 JOHN: Ghost door... you see it? 1270 01:12:39,300 --> 01:12:41,141 DAVE: Yeah. 1271 01:12:41,300 --> 01:12:43,834 - All I see is a wall. (RUSTLES) 1272 01:12:48,300 --> 01:12:49,403 (WHIMPERS) 1273 01:12:52,367 --> 01:12:54,402 Oh, cool. 1274 01:13:01,867 --> 01:13:05,004 Shit. It's a ghost knob. 1275 01:13:05,167 --> 01:13:07,285 DAVE: - This doesn't make any sense. JOHN: - Nuh-uh. 1276 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:10,469 'Cause Justin... or Shitload or whatever his name was... 1277 01:13:10,633 --> 01:13:12,668 he said he needed Amy to open it. 1278 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,410 (POPS) 1279 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:31,570 (GASPS) 1280 01:13:36,067 --> 01:13:38,045 (CLICKING) 1281 01:13:40,133 --> 01:13:41,167 (CLANGS) 1282 01:13:42,633 --> 01:13:45,168 (SCRAPES) 1283 01:13:45,334 --> 01:13:47,675 (HUMPHS, PANTS) 1284 01:13:54,700 --> 01:13:56,042 (GRATES) (AMY GASPS) 1285 01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:59,337 Hey! Amy! 1286 01:14:20,033 --> 01:14:22,341 (FOOTSTEPS) 1287 01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:28,638 Oh, I have so many questions to ask 1288 01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:31,539 - but no time to ask them. - That's him, that's the guy... 1289 01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:33,575 the one in my truck with the slug last night. 1290 01:14:33,733 --> 01:14:36,007 Okay, Slug Man, 1291 01:14:36,167 --> 01:14:38,372 can you tell us just what the fuck this place is? 1292 01:14:38,533 --> 01:14:40,977 Well, what do you think you're looking at there? 1293 01:14:41,133 --> 01:14:43,407 You're gonna be looking at my fist and then Dave's dick 1294 01:14:43,566 --> 01:14:45,408 if you don't fucking tell us what this is! 1295 01:14:45,566 --> 01:14:49,170 The others have devoted more time and resources than you can imagine 1296 01:14:49,334 --> 01:14:52,005 to developing an ability to pass from one side 1297 01:14:52,167 --> 01:14:53,872 to the next with no success. 1298 01:14:54,033 --> 01:14:57,034 But now we realize that you, 1299 01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:59,973 - and John here, apparently can. - Who's "we"? 1300 01:15:00,133 --> 01:15:03,667 Oh, I have enlisted an ally from your world. 1301 01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:06,743 This guy? You trusted this guy? 1302 01:15:06,900 --> 01:15:09,810 He's just an infomercial dude. 1303 01:15:09,967 --> 01:15:11,501 Hey, don't be so hasty, Dave. 1304 01:15:11,666 --> 01:15:13,701 Dr. Marconi brings a lot to the table. 1305 01:15:13,867 --> 01:15:15,970 Thank you, John. You're a gentleman. 1306 01:15:16,133 --> 01:15:17,771 The source of the current manifestation is 1307 01:15:17,900 --> 01:15:19,220 on the other side of this portal. 1308 01:15:19,300 --> 01:15:22,471 The entity's name is Korrok. 1309 01:15:22,633 --> 01:15:25,975 And what does this Korrok look like, exactly? 1310 01:15:26,133 --> 01:15:28,042 You will know him when you see him. Believe me. 1311 01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:30,178 (CHUCKLES) - He cannot be destroyed 1312 01:15:30,334 --> 01:15:33,971 by conventional means, but I have a plan. Ladies. 1313 01:15:38,067 --> 01:15:39,908 It is called the Tripper. 1314 01:15:40,067 --> 01:15:42,136 And it came from where, exactly? 1315 01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:44,141 This is an experimental Cold War weapon 1316 01:15:44,300 --> 01:15:46,800 designed to take down a city the size of Moscow. 1317 01:15:46,967 --> 01:15:50,173 Contained within this detonator is a block of C-4 explosive, 1318 01:15:50,334 --> 01:15:53,471 surrounded by a highly-potent military-grade hallucinogen. 1319 01:15:53,633 --> 01:15:54,975 If you get the opportunity, 1320 01:15:55,133 --> 01:15:57,202 - you may detonate it like this. (CLICKS) 1321 01:15:57,367 --> 01:16:01,209 Now the Tripper may not kill Korrok, 1322 01:16:01,367 --> 01:16:03,208 but it will sure fuck his shit up. 1323 01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:07,076 Severely. (CHUCKLES) 1324 01:16:08,334 --> 01:16:10,141 Well, I like the concept, Doctor. 1325 01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:12,504 Ahl Mmm. Mmm. 1326 01:16:12,666 --> 01:16:14,474 (SIGHS) Fine. 1327 01:16:14,633 --> 01:16:16,407 How do we get in? 1328 01:16:16,566 --> 01:16:20,340 Just decide that you want to and you will. 1329 01:16:29,533 --> 01:16:31,068 (WARBLES) 1330 01:16:40,334 --> 01:16:42,141 (PORTAL ZAPS) (GRUNTS) 1331 01:16:44,733 --> 01:16:46,972 (PORTAL ZAPS) (BARKS) 1332 01:16:47,133 --> 01:16:49,008 (PORTAL ZAPS) 1333 01:16:49,167 --> 01:16:50,406 JOHN: Ah. 1334 01:16:52,234 --> 01:16:55,212 We must be in an alternate universe of some kind. 1335 01:17:06,833 --> 01:17:09,243 Apparently it's "Eyes Wide Shut" world. 1336 01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:19,736 Gentlemen, welcome! 1337 01:17:20,733 --> 01:17:22,711 As you can see, 1338 01:17:22,867 --> 01:17:25,072 a select few interested parties 1339 01:17:25,234 --> 01:17:29,372 were allowed to come and observe your arrival. 1340 01:17:30,700 --> 01:17:33,372 So we thought removing the garments 1341 01:17:33,533 --> 01:17:35,568 would lessen your discomfort. 1342 01:17:35,733 --> 01:17:37,574 Yes. A very nice touch. 1343 01:17:37,733 --> 01:17:40,802 Good! Come. 1344 01:17:46,133 --> 01:17:48,508 Gentlemen, welcome! 1345 01:17:50,334 --> 01:17:52,073 I think they were expecting us. 1346 01:17:55,367 --> 01:17:57,208 I like the little touches though. 1347 01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:03,007 (WHIMPERS) - I suppose you are wondering 1348 01:18:03,167 --> 01:18:05,236 - where you are. DAVE: - I'm gonna guess 1349 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:07,207 we're in an alternate universe of some kind. 1350 01:18:07,367 --> 01:18:09,367 Well, that is correct. 1351 01:18:09,533 --> 01:18:13,171 Tell me... what was it like passing through? 1352 01:18:13,334 --> 01:18:15,709 I wasn't really paying attention. 1353 01:18:15,867 --> 01:18:18,004 Yeah, it really wasn't that great. 1354 01:18:18,167 --> 01:18:21,145 We have been awaiting your coming. 1355 01:18:21,300 --> 01:18:23,641 We have worked very hard for many years, 1356 01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:26,142 suffered many tragic setbacks in an attempt 1357 01:18:26,300 --> 01:18:29,073 to find and communicate with your world. 1358 01:18:29,234 --> 01:18:32,541 Your world, you see, is a twin to our own, 1359 01:18:32,700 --> 01:18:36,144 dual offspring born of the same litter. 1360 01:18:36,300 --> 01:18:38,641 Watch! Up until this point, 1361 01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:41,074 our histories were identical. 1362 01:18:41,234 --> 01:18:44,405 There was a man named Cyrus Rooney from Tennessee. 1363 01:18:44,566 --> 01:18:47,544 In your world, he died at the age of 17, 1364 01:18:47,700 --> 01:18:52,804 gored to death while trying to crossbreed a bull with a Clydesdale. 1365 01:18:52,967 --> 01:18:55,501 In our world, the man survived. 1366 01:18:55,666 --> 01:18:58,235 Here, Cyrus Rooney was a genius. 1367 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:02,741 He continued to experiment in what he called beastiology. 1368 01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:06,537 Yes. People from our South are into that as well. 1369 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:09,076 (DAVE CHUCKLES) - You see, by 1881 1370 01:19:09,234 --> 01:19:11,973 his group had insectile flying machines. 1371 01:19:12,133 --> 01:19:16,804 In 1902 he created the first primitive thinking machine 1372 01:19:16,967 --> 01:19:19,070 out of the brain of a pig. 1373 01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:23,178 (SNORTING) 1374 01:19:24,833 --> 01:19:27,709 You see, by your year 1922 1375 01:19:27,867 --> 01:19:29,538 we already had self-feeding, 1376 01:19:29,700 --> 01:19:32,803 self-healing, self-modifying computers. 1377 01:19:32,967 --> 01:19:36,740 In 1926 Mr. Rooney passed away. 1378 01:19:36,900 --> 01:19:39,071 And then something miraculous happened 1379 01:19:39,234 --> 01:19:42,007 to the greatest of his creations. 1380 01:19:42,167 --> 01:19:45,338 The very day Mr. Rooney passed, it became sentient. 1381 01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:47,637 It gave a name unto itself 1382 01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:50,142 and expressed desires and emotions. 1383 01:19:50,300 --> 01:19:52,800 And from that day forward, this astonishing creature 1384 01:19:52,967 --> 01:19:54,309 carried on Rooney's work 1385 01:19:54,467 --> 01:19:56,535 and conformed all living nature 1386 01:19:56,700 --> 01:19:59,576 to urge on the advancement of mankind. 1387 01:19:59,733 --> 01:20:01,836 For some, this process was easy. 1388 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:04,171 Others required re-education. 1389 01:20:04,334 --> 01:20:05,902 Watch! 1390 01:20:06,067 --> 01:20:07,738 (TOY SQUEAKS) Mama. 1391 01:20:07,900 --> 01:20:09,900 (PEOPLE SHOUTING) MAN: - Ow! Ow! 1392 01:20:10,067 --> 01:20:12,977 MAN 2: No! Please! No! Oh! Oh! 1393 01:20:13,133 --> 01:20:15,542 Oh my God! (GRUNTS) 1394 01:20:17,300 --> 01:20:20,073 (CHITTERING) (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1395 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:25,637 (SCREAMS) 1396 01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:28,472 To process the magnanimity that is Korrok 1397 01:20:28,633 --> 01:20:30,702 for your simpler minds, 1398 01:20:30,867 --> 01:20:33,538 we have translated the following images 1399 01:20:33,700 --> 01:20:35,644 into a format that we think 1400 01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:37,800 that you will find more familiar. 1401 01:20:37,967 --> 01:20:41,241 I believe in your world they're called cartoons. 1402 01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:43,378 (CARTOON MUSIC) (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1403 01:20:45,733 --> 01:20:46,904 Mama. 1404 01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:50,643 (ROARING) 1405 01:20:52,566 --> 01:20:53,839 (GURGLES) 1406 01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:00,842 Mama. 1407 01:21:03,666 --> 01:21:05,235 (SQUEAKS) Mama! 1408 01:21:10,700 --> 01:21:13,906 LARGEMAN: There are always those who resist progress. 1409 01:21:14,067 --> 01:21:16,840 In our world it is considered a crime. 1410 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:21,001 On our world it's considered a greater crime 1411 01:21:21,167 --> 01:21:25,407 to unleash killer spiders on an unarmed crowd. 1412 01:21:25,566 --> 01:21:28,135 We call that arachnicide. 1413 01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:30,369 But what if you had a thinking machine? 1414 01:21:30,533 --> 01:21:32,136 An entity so powerful 1415 01:21:32,300 --> 01:21:34,903 that it could foresee the outcome of any action? 1416 01:21:35,067 --> 01:21:36,669 Follow me. 1417 01:21:40,167 --> 01:21:42,542 We are all very excited 1418 01:21:42,700 --> 01:21:44,372 that you could join us. 1419 01:21:52,666 --> 01:21:54,474 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1420 01:21:54,633 --> 01:21:56,804 That if Franz Kafka was here, 1421 01:21:56,967 --> 01:21:59,911 - his head would explode? - Actually, yeah. 1422 01:22:00,067 --> 01:22:02,306 Gentlemen, you are about to see something 1423 01:22:02,467 --> 01:22:05,706 very few others have seen before you... 1424 01:22:06,833 --> 01:22:09,072 the ultimate manifestation 1425 01:22:09,234 --> 01:22:11,234 of Cyrus Rooney's creation. 1426 01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:13,378 (CLANGS) 1427 01:22:14,633 --> 01:22:16,736 Dave, John, 1428 01:22:16,900 --> 01:22:18,707 meet Korrok. 1429 01:22:31,367 --> 01:22:33,445 (LOUDLY) I am Korrok. (DAVE AND JOHN GRUNTING) 1430 01:22:33,467 --> 01:22:36,910 (KORROK LAUGHS) Welcome. 1431 01:22:37,067 --> 01:22:39,977 - Your wiener is even smaller in person. DAVE AND JOHN: - What? 1432 01:22:40,133 --> 01:22:42,542 With a tiny change in your brain chemistry, 1433 01:22:42,700 --> 01:22:45,701 - I could make you a child molester. (CHILDREN LAUGH) 1434 01:22:45,867 --> 01:22:48,368 - What do you want? KORROK: - Not big black cocks, 1435 01:22:48,533 --> 01:22:50,239 so we don't have that in common. 1436 01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:52,139 Get the fuck out of my head! 1437 01:22:54,334 --> 01:22:57,573 KORROK: David Wong, son of an insane prostitute 1438 01:22:57,733 --> 01:23:00,234 and a mentally-challenged Amway salesman. 1439 01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:02,309 There are worlds upon worlds, 1440 01:23:02,467 --> 01:23:04,425 - an infinity you cannot grasp. - ...in our world. 1441 01:23:04,566 --> 01:23:08,136 They will soon be in your world too. 1442 01:23:08,300 --> 01:23:11,141 20 years ago Korrok foretold your coming. 1443 01:23:11,300 --> 01:23:13,244 He showed us the way to your world. 1444 01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:16,401 We have never traveled from our plane to yours. 1445 01:23:16,566 --> 01:23:19,340 But we have tried. Oh, we have tried. 1446 01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:21,842 Dave, John, 1447 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:25,308 your arrival here is a new dawn. 1448 01:23:25,467 --> 01:23:29,206 You can show us the way to go from our world to your own. 1449 01:23:29,367 --> 01:23:31,140 You see, in our world, 1450 01:23:31,300 --> 01:23:34,141 when someone is born with special wisdom, 1451 01:23:34,300 --> 01:23:36,209 he shares it with Korrok 1452 01:23:36,367 --> 01:23:38,867 so that Korrok could be greater. 1453 01:23:39,033 --> 01:23:40,136 Watch. 1454 01:23:41,900 --> 01:23:44,844 Ah! Ah! (SCREAMS) 1455 01:23:46,300 --> 01:23:49,039 (GASPS) KORROK: - Mmm, bacon! 1456 01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:53,541 Understand, we only have the best intentions. 1457 01:23:53,700 --> 01:23:56,541 We have observed you and will soon move 1458 01:23:56,700 --> 01:23:59,008 into your world with astonishing speed, 1459 01:23:59,167 --> 01:24:02,736 so that you too can know the beneficence that is Korrok. 1460 01:24:05,867 --> 01:24:08,504 (BEEPING) 1461 01:24:08,666 --> 01:24:10,644 But first 1462 01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:13,903 we have to share your knowledge with Korrok. 1463 01:24:14,067 --> 01:24:16,238 (ALL GRUNTING) 1464 01:24:18,700 --> 01:24:21,076 (SCREAMS, THUDS) 1465 01:24:21,234 --> 01:24:23,473 (GROWLING) (SCREAMS) 1466 01:24:23,633 --> 01:24:26,736 (HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM) 1467 01:24:28,666 --> 01:24:30,338 (GRUNTING) - Dave! 1468 01:24:32,967 --> 01:24:35,138 (SCREAMS) (LAUGHS) 1469 01:24:37,133 --> 01:24:38,906 (GROWLS) 1470 01:24:40,733 --> 01:24:42,870 (SCREAMS) 1471 01:24:44,367 --> 01:24:46,844 - John! (HISSING) 1472 01:24:52,067 --> 01:24:55,204 (GUARD SCREAMS) 1473 01:24:55,367 --> 01:24:58,174 (BEEPS) (GROWLING CONTINUES) 1474 01:24:58,334 --> 01:24:59,743 (SCREAMS) 1475 01:25:07,833 --> 01:25:09,368 No! 1476 01:25:09,533 --> 01:25:11,034 (THUDS) (KORROK SCREAMING) 1477 01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:13,871 (GUARD SCREAMING) 1478 01:25:15,633 --> 01:25:16,832 (GUARD THUDS) (GRUNTING) 1479 01:25:26,167 --> 01:25:28,372 (BANGS) - Door! 1480 01:25:33,234 --> 01:25:35,075 (BEEPING STOPS) 1481 01:25:35,234 --> 01:25:37,212 Aw, man. You fucked up 1482 01:25:37,367 --> 01:25:39,365 - the detonation sequence! LARGEMAN: - Dave, John. 1483 01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:43,810 All of the human minds who have ever lived in history, 1484 01:25:43,967 --> 01:25:45,967 all of your thinkers and writers 1485 01:25:46,133 --> 01:25:48,133 and teachers and philosophers 1486 01:25:48,300 --> 01:25:50,005 could not equal even one node 1487 01:25:50,167 --> 01:25:52,508 of Korrok's neural web. 1488 01:25:52,666 --> 01:25:54,507 Our legions are ready for the call. 1489 01:25:54,666 --> 01:25:57,167 - And soon all of your turmoil... (BEEPING) 1490 01:25:57,334 --> 01:26:00,335 ...and unrest and confusion 1491 01:26:00,500 --> 01:26:04,343 will vanish under the soft hand of Korrok. 1492 01:26:04,500 --> 01:26:06,535 - Hmm? (BARK LEE GROWLS) 1493 01:26:06,700 --> 01:26:09,644 - Hmm? (BEEPS) 1494 01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:12,074 (KORROK ROARS) 1495 01:26:16,833 --> 01:26:19,811 (BOTH PANTING) 1496 01:26:19,967 --> 01:26:22,843 Did Bark Lee-just sacrifice his life? 1497 01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:24,909 Damn. That dog just saved the universe. 1498 01:26:25,067 --> 01:26:26,738 Amy's gonna kill me. 1499 01:26:28,033 --> 01:26:29,136 We must hurry. 1500 01:26:30,234 --> 01:26:32,643 (MAN YELLS) 1501 01:26:35,234 --> 01:26:36,677 Move. Now! 1502 01:26:40,067 --> 01:26:43,045 Wait. If you could cross over here so easily, 1503 01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:45,643 why didn't you just deliver the freaking bomb? Why us? 1504 01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:48,573 We needed to send someone they would consider totally innocuous... 1505 01:26:48,733 --> 01:26:51,007 completely unable to pose a serious threat. 1506 01:26:51,167 --> 01:26:53,735 Besides, the dog needed an escort. 1507 01:26:53,900 --> 01:26:56,344 Yes. Good thinking. 1508 01:26:57,867 --> 01:26:59,902 ARNIE: So Marconi saved the day. 1509 01:27:00,067 --> 01:27:01,976 Huh. 1510 01:27:02,133 --> 01:27:04,133 - Korrok still exists? DAVE: - From our world, 1511 01:27:04,300 --> 01:27:05,971 it's hard to really know for sure. 1512 01:27:06,133 --> 01:27:07,974 But it's no secret that there's 1513 01:27:08,133 --> 01:27:10,133 still strange stuff going down in this town. 1514 01:27:10,300 --> 01:27:12,675 What about the girl, Amy? What happened to her? 1515 01:27:12,833 --> 01:27:14,970 Amy wasn't too happy about her dog. 1516 01:27:15,133 --> 01:27:17,838 The Soy Sauce that the dog ingested when he bit 1517 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:20,910 the Jamaican guy allowed Bark Lee to psychically connect 1518 01:27:21,067 --> 01:27:22,170 with North and Marconi. 1519 01:27:22,334 --> 01:27:24,709 So the dog knew what had to be done 1520 01:27:24,867 --> 01:27:28,004 and was willing to make the ultimate sacrifice. 1521 01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:30,410 As to Amy... 1522 01:27:30,566 --> 01:27:33,010 she's been my girlfriend ever since. 1523 01:27:33,167 --> 01:27:35,145 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1524 01:27:41,334 --> 01:27:43,243 I got her out of town though. 1525 01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:44,741 She's upstate at college. 1526 01:27:44,900 --> 01:27:47,174 Got a 3.7 GPA. 1527 01:27:47,334 --> 01:27:48,970 Good for her. And John? 1528 01:27:49,133 --> 01:27:52,168 What, uh... what happened to him? He survived too? 1529 01:27:52,334 --> 01:27:54,005 We shoot hoops a lot... 1530 01:27:54,167 --> 01:27:57,407 whenever we're not too busy with, uh, work. 1531 01:28:00,900 --> 01:28:02,809 What the hell, Mr. Wong. 1532 01:28:02,967 --> 01:28:04,911 Say we just go public with it, 1533 01:28:05,067 --> 01:28:06,840 with your story... 1534 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:09,705 But just telling our story, that's not going to do shit. 1535 01:28:09,867 --> 01:28:11,902 The testimony of two nutjobs... 1536 01:28:12,067 --> 01:28:14,670 that's just going to get us lumped in with all the Roswell losers. 1537 01:28:14,833 --> 01:28:16,970 Ah, I see. Okay. 1538 01:28:17,133 --> 01:28:18,838 So what do you wanna do? 1539 01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:20,568 We show them this... 1540 01:28:20,733 --> 01:28:22,677 a physical piece of evidence. 1541 01:28:22,833 --> 01:28:25,709 I'm thinking if you can get this in the hands of someone, 1542 01:28:25,867 --> 01:28:27,368 like a... like a lab or something. 1543 01:28:27,533 --> 01:28:29,170 Yeah. Yeah. 1544 01:28:29,334 --> 01:28:32,005 Someone with an electron microscope. 1545 01:28:32,167 --> 01:28:34,008 Right? (LAUGHS) 'Cause I'm thinking 1546 01:28:34,167 --> 01:28:37,304 whoever takes the first close look at your Soy Sauce 1547 01:28:37,467 --> 01:28:39,001 is gonna have a brown stain down 1548 01:28:39,167 --> 01:28:41,338 the bottom of his lab coat a second later. 1549 01:28:41,500 --> 01:28:43,671 Yes! Make that the story. 1550 01:28:43,833 --> 01:28:45,674 Hell, let 'em see the effects themselves. 1551 01:28:45,833 --> 01:28:48,471 Just feed that shit to a lab rat and watch the fun begin... 1552 01:28:48,633 --> 01:28:52,339 watch that thing start levitating and speaking French! 1553 01:28:52,500 --> 01:28:54,069 And you're... you're willing to risk everything? 1554 01:28:54,234 --> 01:28:55,540 Your life, your family? 1555 01:28:55,700 --> 01:28:57,235 Because, I mean, best-case scenario, 1556 01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:59,139 your career as a journalist is gonna be over 1557 01:28:59,300 --> 01:29:01,209 because this is all anyone's ever gonna remember you for. 1558 01:29:01,367 --> 01:29:04,140 And don't forget that there may be people out there... 1559 01:29:04,300 --> 01:29:07,005 real people... who don't want this out. 1560 01:29:07,167 --> 01:29:09,804 Oh shit. Come on, Wong. 1561 01:29:09,967 --> 01:29:13,138 I've been around. Wong, I've been around. 1562 01:29:13,300 --> 01:29:15,800 My first year out of journalism school, 1563 01:29:15,967 --> 01:29:18,002 I got knocked cold covering Devil's Night 1564 01:29:18,167 --> 01:29:21,407 for the "Detroit Tribune." That was 1984. 1565 01:29:21,566 --> 01:29:24,044 I woke up with my camera busted on the pavement, 1566 01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:26,007 blood running down my shirt, 1567 01:29:26,167 --> 01:29:28,008 a big fat cop standing over me 1568 01:29:28,167 --> 01:29:29,906 and he says, "Stay down, nigger." 1569 01:29:31,633 --> 01:29:33,804 So I think I knew then what I was doing this job for, 1570 01:29:33,967 --> 01:29:35,535 and in the years since... 1571 01:29:35,700 --> 01:29:36,871 what? 1572 01:29:39,300 --> 01:29:40,743 What, Wong? 1573 01:29:40,900 --> 01:29:43,037 They, uh.. 1574 01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:45,803 They called you the N-word? 1575 01:29:47,033 --> 01:29:49,670 Why on earth would they do that? 1576 01:29:49,833 --> 01:29:52,141 What? Is that some kind of joke? 1577 01:29:52,300 --> 01:29:55,903 (LAUGHING) 1578 01:29:56,067 --> 01:29:57,874 Why are you laughing? 1579 01:30:00,833 --> 01:30:05,141 - Oh my God. - Hey! Hey! 1580 01:30:05,300 --> 01:30:07,504 Hey, asshole, answer me! 1581 01:30:07,666 --> 01:30:08,973 - Ow. - What?! 1582 01:30:09,133 --> 01:30:11,168 I should have known. 1583 01:30:11,334 --> 01:30:14,039 Describe yourself to me, Arnie... physically. 1584 01:30:14,200 --> 01:30:18,167 - Tell me what you look like. - Oh, no no no no no no no. 1585 01:30:18,334 --> 01:30:20,641 You're fucking with me. 1586 01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:23,005 'Cause to me you're not black, Arnie. 1587 01:30:23,167 --> 01:30:24,542 (GASPS) 1588 01:30:24,700 --> 01:30:26,871 To me you're a sloppy white guy 1589 01:30:27,033 --> 01:30:29,670 in a rumpled corduroy jacket with a tape recorder. 1590 01:30:29,833 --> 01:30:32,674 (LAUGHING) (EXHALES) 1591 01:30:34,566 --> 01:30:36,135 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1592 01:30:36,300 --> 01:30:38,244 (FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING) 1593 01:30:41,133 --> 01:30:43,077 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 1594 01:30:50,700 --> 01:30:52,871 You think there's something in there, Arnie? 1595 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,500 Come on, Arnie. (SIGHS) 1596 01:30:55,666 --> 01:30:56,837 - Open it. (KEYS JINGLING) 1597 01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:59,478 The sooner you do, the sooner we can move on. 1598 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:05,171 (GASPS, BREATHES HEAVILY) 1599 01:31:07,833 --> 01:31:11,141 I'm sorry, Arnie. I really am. 1600 01:31:11,300 --> 01:31:13,039 You did this to me. 1601 01:31:14,533 --> 01:31:15,806 You did this to me. 1602 01:31:15,967 --> 01:31:18,672 You killed me, you son of a bitch! 1603 01:31:18,833 --> 01:31:21,970 - Look at your body, Arnie. (SOBS) 1604 01:31:22,133 --> 01:31:24,077 The one in the trunk, I mean. 1605 01:31:25,967 --> 01:31:28,706 You've been dead for days. I think someone got wind 1606 01:31:28,867 --> 01:31:31,209 that you had contacted me and they took you out. 1607 01:31:31,367 --> 01:31:33,571 I'm really sorry about that. 1608 01:31:33,733 --> 01:31:35,677 I'm not a fucking ghost. 1609 01:31:35,833 --> 01:31:38,538 This is bullshit. This is bullshit. 1610 01:31:38,700 --> 01:31:40,735 (CAR DOOR OPENS) (SIGHS) 1611 01:31:44,334 --> 01:31:46,073 This is my fault, Arnie. 1612 01:31:46,234 --> 01:31:47,870 Not just you getting killed and all, 1613 01:31:48,033 --> 01:31:49,704 but... but this... 1614 01:31:49,867 --> 01:31:52,504 this half-life ya got. 1615 01:31:52,666 --> 01:31:55,701 I did this. I projected you. 1616 01:31:55,867 --> 01:31:58,640 It's the Soy Sauce. It's the one thing it lets me do. 1617 01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:01,744 I'm thinking you got killed right after we talked on the phone. 1618 01:32:01,900 --> 01:32:03,858 You know how when you talk to someone on the phone 1619 01:32:03,967 --> 01:32:07,911 you sort of imagine what they look like based on their voice? 1620 01:32:08,067 --> 01:32:11,204 Well, when you got killed, 1621 01:32:11,367 --> 01:32:13,742 you immediately assumed the shape of what I... 1622 01:32:13,900 --> 01:32:16,537 This can't be. It can't. 1623 01:32:16,700 --> 01:32:18,076 I don't accept it. 1624 01:32:19,133 --> 01:32:21,338 I got kids. 1625 01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:23,978 I got a vacation coming up in June. 1626 01:32:24,133 --> 01:32:26,008 I'm going to Atlantic City. 1627 01:32:27,633 --> 01:32:29,339 I got tickets. 1628 01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:33,137 You're in the denial stage right now. 1629 01:32:33,300 --> 01:32:34,538 This is all normal. 1630 01:32:35,867 --> 01:32:39,709 Shut the fuck up, Wong! Now! 1631 01:32:42,334 --> 01:32:44,538 I refuse to believe 1632 01:32:44,700 --> 01:32:47,304 that I am only here because I popped outta your imagina... 1633 01:32:47,467 --> 01:32:49,637 (POPS, HISSES) 1634 01:32:50,833 --> 01:32:52,708 (SIGHS) 1635 01:32:52,867 --> 01:32:55,072 I'm sorry, Arnie. 1636 01:32:56,833 --> 01:32:58,708 I really am. 1637 01:33:03,467 --> 01:33:05,876 Ha! Ring it up! 1638 01:33:06,033 --> 01:33:08,033 - 274 to 137! (BALL BOUNCING) 1639 01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:09,399 - Ah. - If you weren't counting 1640 01:33:09,500 --> 01:33:11,410 every basket as 137 points, 1641 01:33:11,566 --> 01:33:13,169 then you'd be up two to one. 1642 01:33:15,234 --> 01:33:17,007 Was that there before? 1643 01:33:18,500 --> 01:33:20,376 JOHN: I kinda see into it. 1644 01:33:20,533 --> 01:33:23,704 DAVE: - Yeah. (CHUCKLES) I can see people. 1645 01:33:23,867 --> 01:33:25,845 It's a hole to another dimension, I bet. 1646 01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:28,035 JOHN: - Wanna go through? DAVE: - Not really. 1647 01:33:28,200 --> 01:33:30,474 Mmm. After this point. 1648 01:33:30,633 --> 01:33:31,838 (BOUNCES) (WARBLES) 1649 01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:34,239 You just tossed our ball into another universe. 1650 01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:36,843 DAVE: Yeah. My bad. So do I have to go get it? 1651 01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:38,205 JOHN: No. This is a man's job. 1652 01:33:40,367 --> 01:33:42,402 - Whoa! (WARBLES) 1653 01:33:44,500 --> 01:33:47,967 DAVE: - Oh God. Here we go. (PORTAL WARBLES, ZAPS) 1654 01:33:57,666 --> 01:33:59,372 JOHN: Hey, Dave. 1655 01:34:00,566 --> 01:34:01,873 Where you been, man? 1656 01:34:02,033 --> 01:34:04,068 I've been walking around for like two hours. 1657 01:34:05,500 --> 01:34:07,035 Time must move different here. 1658 01:34:07,200 --> 01:34:08,700 I came right after you. 1659 01:34:08,867 --> 01:34:10,572 At least it's cooler here. 1660 01:34:23,867 --> 01:34:25,845 (WOMAN RASPING) You! 1661 01:34:26,000 --> 01:34:27,568 Unstained! 1662 01:34:27,733 --> 01:34:29,234 How?! 1663 01:34:38,467 --> 01:34:40,467 (CHITTERING) 1664 01:34:42,067 --> 01:34:44,375 (SNARLS) 1665 01:34:49,467 --> 01:34:51,842 (WHOOSHING) 1666 01:34:53,566 --> 01:34:55,703 (BOOMS) 1667 01:35:05,400 --> 01:35:08,707 I am Sergeant Vance McElroy of the Human Liberation Army. 1668 01:35:08,867 --> 01:35:12,209 Prophecy has foretold the coming of strangers from another world. 1669 01:35:12,367 --> 01:35:14,367 It is an honor to meet you. 1670 01:35:16,133 --> 01:35:17,804 I must confess I do not know from where you came, 1671 01:35:17,967 --> 01:35:19,468 but I can tell by looking at you 1672 01:35:19,633 --> 01:35:22,168 that you have not been infected with the great disease. 1673 01:35:22,334 --> 01:35:24,312 I assume we share a common enemy. 1674 01:35:24,467 --> 01:35:27,808 If you cannot defeat him, then all hope for mankind will be lost. 1675 01:35:27,967 --> 01:35:30,968 Gentlemen, the winds of destiny have blown us together. 1676 01:35:31,133 --> 01:35:34,872 A bright dawn is about to mark this lost and broken world. 1677 01:35:35,033 --> 01:35:37,977 - Tyranny will forever be overcome... JOHN: - Yeah yeah yeah. 1678 01:35:38,133 --> 01:35:40,133 That's very interesting, 1679 01:35:40,300 --> 01:35:42,175 but to perform this task 1680 01:35:42,334 --> 01:35:44,971 we'll need a number of items from our world. 1681 01:35:45,133 --> 01:35:47,372 So you must let us return there 1682 01:35:47,533 --> 01:35:51,239 and come back to begin our quest. 1683 01:35:51,400 --> 01:35:54,502 It is good then. We shall await your return. 1684 01:35:54,666 --> 01:35:57,372 But as you depart, know that we of the HLA resistance 1685 01:35:57,533 --> 01:35:59,738 will always and forever be in your debt, 1686 01:35:59,900 --> 01:36:02,673 for both of you mark all that is good and promising. 1687 01:36:02,833 --> 01:36:04,402 And the fact that all good... 1688 01:36:04,566 --> 01:36:07,669 (DISTORTED SPEECH) (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1689 01:36:35,234 --> 01:36:37,212 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1690 01:36:40,666 --> 01:36:42,701 ♪ This is how I'm feeling ♪ 1691 01:36:42,867 --> 01:36:45,345 ♪ There is a painter ♪ 1692 01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:47,637 ♪ Angel De Woman ♪ 1693 01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:50,869 ♪ She clearly said "No" ♪ 1694 01:36:51,033 --> 01:36:55,670 ♪ He is listening to everything I'm saying ♪ 1695 01:36:55,833 --> 01:36:57,402 ♪ Feels like this mountain ♪ 1696 01:36:57,566 --> 01:37:00,408 ♪ Dante finally ran its stride ♪ 1697 01:37:05,833 --> 01:37:08,209 ♪ But the root of all that is ♪ 1698 01:37:08,367 --> 01:37:10,810 ♪ Hidden in the middle ♪ 1699 01:37:10,967 --> 01:37:15,173 ♪ Hidden for the fact that it tore him apart ♪ 1700 01:37:16,167 --> 01:37:18,475 ♪ What about that smack being ♪ 1701 01:37:18,633 --> 01:37:20,838 ♪ Tossed around like cattle? ♪ 1702 01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:22,705 ♪ Tossed around my mind ♪ 1703 01:37:22,867 --> 01:37:25,504 ♪ Is official christening ♪ 1704 01:37:27,167 --> 01:37:29,667 ♪ I hear they're coming back ♪ 1705 01:37:32,133 --> 01:37:34,475 ♪ I hear they're coming back ♪ 1706 01:37:37,200 --> 01:37:39,507 ♪ I hear they're coming back ♪ 1707 01:37:41,900 --> 01:37:44,673 ♪ I hear they're coming back ♪ 1708 01:37:47,133 --> 01:37:50,009 ♪ A very important fact ♪ 1709 01:37:51,367 --> 01:37:53,345 ♪ Is that he never left ♪ 1710 01:37:53,500 --> 01:37:56,501 ♪ So how can he come back? ♪ 1711 01:38:01,733 --> 01:38:04,302 ♪ This is how I'm feeling ♪ 1712 01:38:04,467 --> 01:38:06,842 ♪ There is a painter ♪ 1713 01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:09,137 ♪ Angel De Woman ♪ 1714 01:38:09,300 --> 01:38:12,369 ♪ She clearly said "No" ♪ 1715 01:38:12,533 --> 01:38:17,171 ♪ He is listening to everything I'm saying ♪ 1716 01:38:17,334 --> 01:38:18,902 ♪ Feels like this mountain ♪ 1717 01:38:19,067 --> 01:38:21,908 ♪ Dante finally ran its stride ♪ 1718 01:38:22,067 --> 01:38:24,477 ♪ But the root of all that is ♪ 1719 01:38:24,633 --> 01:38:27,043 ♪ Hidden in the middle ♪ 1720 01:38:27,200 --> 01:38:31,837 ♪ Hidden for the fact that it tore him apart ♪ 1721 01:38:32,000 --> 01:38:34,705 ♪ What about that smack being ♪ 1722 01:38:34,867 --> 01:38:37,072 ♪ Tossed around like cattle ♪ 1723 01:38:37,234 --> 01:38:38,973 ♪ Tossed around my mind ♪ 1724 01:38:39,133 --> 01:38:41,736 ♪ Is official christening ♪ 1725 01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:45,900 ♪ I hear they're coming back ♪ 1726 01:38:48,367 --> 01:38:50,708 ♪ I hear they're coming back ♪ 1727 01:38:53,467 --> 01:38:55,740 ♪ I hear they're coming back ♪ 1728 01:38:58,167 --> 01:39:00,906 ♪ I hear they're coming back ♪ 1729 01:39:03,367 --> 01:39:06,243 ♪ A very important fact ♪ 1730 01:39:07,633 --> 01:39:09,577 ♪ Is that he never left ♪ 1731 01:39:09,733 --> 01:39:12,734 ♪ So how can he come back? ♪ 1732 01:39:17,967 --> 01:39:19,911 (MUSIC FADES) 1733 01:39:21,000 --> 01:39:23,000 (BELL TOLLS)