1 00:01:31,190 --> 00:01:32,858 Darlin'! Oi! 2 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,295 - Nice bike, mate! - Fuck off! 3 00:02:36,797 --> 00:02:38,673 Bollocks! Fuck off! 4 00:02:38,841 --> 00:02:41,092 Why don't you get off and push it? 5 00:03:18,089 --> 00:03:20,173 Here, Ferdy. 6 00:03:20,341 --> 00:03:22,425 - Ferdy. - Hello, Jim. 7 00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:24,844 - How's it going, eh? - All right. 8 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:31,643 Here, you got something nice for me? 9 00:03:33,521 --> 00:03:36,523 - At your service, man. - Keep your brains warm, do they? 10 00:03:36,691 --> 00:03:39,651 - How many do you want? - Well, come here. 11 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:44,197 - I want about a dozen. - Fuck off, Jim. 12 00:03:44,365 --> 00:03:46,700 All right, all right. Twenty. But how much? 13 00:03:46,867 --> 00:03:50,287 They're pretty scarce. I had to go over the water to get these. 14 00:03:50,454 --> 00:03:52,872 Got on a banana boat back to Jamaica, did you? 15 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:57,043 No, Brixton. And as you know, Jim, it costs money to get down there. 16 00:03:57,628 --> 00:04:00,297 - All right. How much? - A quid. 17 00:04:01,215 --> 00:04:03,341 You're a fucking liberty taker. 18 00:04:21,319 --> 00:04:23,028 Oi, Ferdy... 19 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:27,866 - Hello, lovers. - Hi, Monkey. 20 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:29,576 What have you come as? 21 00:04:49,430 --> 00:04:52,223 Go on, then, get in there. She won't bite. 22 00:04:55,019 --> 00:04:57,604 - If you don't, I might. - Nah, I'm not bothered. 23 00:04:57,772 --> 00:04:59,439 Not much. 24 00:05:00,399 --> 00:05:03,068 - I know, I'll pull it for you. - No, you won't. 25 00:05:03,235 --> 00:05:04,986 - Oi, Steph. - Fuck off. 26 00:06:05,339 --> 00:06:07,298 - George. - What? 27 00:06:07,466 --> 00:06:10,009 - I ain't... - Why? 28 00:06:10,177 --> 00:06:12,762 - You know why. - Get off. 29 00:06:12,930 --> 00:06:14,080 Don't say that. 30 00:06:14,181 --> 00:06:16,808 It's always the same lately. What's the matter? 31 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:20,019 - Pack it in. Don't do that. - Why not? 32 00:06:20,187 --> 00:06:21,688 Just shut up. Go to sleep. 33 00:06:21,856 --> 00:06:25,024 I've always got to go to sleep. I'm fed up with it. 34 00:06:30,364 --> 00:06:33,533 Here, Yvonne, you got any scissors? 35 00:06:33,701 --> 00:06:35,785 Over on the table. 36 00:06:39,206 --> 00:06:42,375 Oh, what have you done? 37 00:06:42,543 --> 00:06:45,336 I don't know what I've done. I can't see, can I? 38 00:06:45,504 --> 00:06:48,548 It's only nail varnish. I'll clean it up in the morning. 39 00:06:48,716 --> 00:06:51,050 You're so bleedin' clumsy. 40 00:06:51,719 --> 00:06:54,345 Here, you wanna watch it, you know. 41 00:06:54,513 --> 00:06:58,600 One day, you'll come out from under there with first-degree burns. 42 00:07:00,352 --> 00:07:02,562 It happened to a mate of mine's sister. 43 00:07:02,730 --> 00:07:04,814 Oh, piss off. 44 00:08:43,497 --> 00:08:45,665 Oi, will you leave that out, please? 45 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,001 Do what? 46 00:08:48,168 --> 00:08:51,379 Don't sing all that old rubbish, eh? 47 00:08:52,631 --> 00:08:55,633 That ain't rubbish, pal. That's Gene Vincent, all right? 48 00:08:55,801 --> 00:08:58,177 Yeah, that's what I said, old rubbish. 49 00:08:59,013 --> 00:09:02,724 Why don't you just turn over and do a few underwater farts? 50 00:09:04,518 --> 00:09:06,394 Why don't you just fuck off? 51 00:09:06,604 --> 00:09:08,354 You fuck off. 52 00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:31,878 Oh, God! What do you think you are? A couple of fairies? 53 00:09:32,421 --> 00:09:34,714 Shut up, for God's sake! 54 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:39,135 All right, cut it out. 55 00:09:39,303 --> 00:09:42,430 What do you think this is? The Eurovision Song Contest? 56 00:09:54,485 --> 00:09:57,195 Right, I'll sort you out. 57 00:09:57,363 --> 00:10:00,239 If you wanna start something, I'll see you outside... 58 00:10:00,407 --> 00:10:02,909 - Fuck me! - Kevin Herriot? 59 00:10:03,077 --> 00:10:04,661 - Jimmy? - Yeah. 60 00:10:04,828 --> 00:10:08,081 - I thought you was in the army. - I got out. How you going? 61 00:10:08,248 --> 00:10:11,793 I'm all right, yeah. The army didn't teach you to sing, did it? 62 00:10:11,961 --> 00:10:15,505 - Nah. Gonna give me me brush back? - Yeah, all right. 63 00:10:19,802 --> 00:10:21,886 Here, pile the licker on, mate. 64 00:10:22,930 --> 00:10:24,430 All right. 65 00:10:26,558 --> 00:10:28,434 Two and eight? Cheers. 66 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:52,625 Hello, Jim. 67 00:10:55,963 --> 00:10:59,757 - What's the matter with you, then? - That gear you got, it's leather. 68 00:11:00,342 --> 00:11:02,593 That's it. Goes with the bike, dunnit? 69 00:11:03,303 --> 00:11:06,556 - I never realised. - You never realised what? 70 00:11:06,724 --> 00:11:10,309 - Well, you's a rocker. - What, am I black or something? 71 00:11:10,477 --> 00:11:13,813 You ain't exactly white in that sort of get-up, are you? 72 00:11:14,606 --> 00:11:15,982 Nah. 73 00:11:16,150 --> 00:11:18,234 - Give us a cup of tea, mate, please. - All right. 74 00:11:18,402 --> 00:11:20,653 Anyway, how long you been back? 75 00:11:21,238 --> 00:11:23,072 Couple of months ago. 76 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:27,326 - You couldn't stick it, eh? - Nah, they messed me about. 77 00:11:27,911 --> 00:11:29,912 They treat you like a lump of shit. 78 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,540 Some sergeant-major wants to order you about. 79 00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:35,668 "Don't do this, don't do that". Drove me fuckin' mad. 80 00:11:35,836 --> 00:11:38,796 - Then they shipped me off to wogland. - Whereabouts? 81 00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:41,424 Aden. It was all right, as it happens. 82 00:11:41,925 --> 00:11:45,178 Like, shooting matches with the rebels and all that. 83 00:11:45,345 --> 00:11:48,347 But they put the block on that. Shipped me back home. 84 00:11:48,515 --> 00:11:50,850 Back home to the same boring routine. 85 00:11:51,018 --> 00:11:53,394 - Drove me fuckin' mad... - I gotta go, Kev. 86 00:11:53,562 --> 00:11:56,189 - Where you going? - I'll see you later. 87 00:11:56,356 --> 00:11:58,107 - All right? - Yeah, fine, John. 88 00:11:58,275 --> 00:12:00,526 What's this fucking rocker doing here? 89 00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:03,529 Jim... 90 00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:06,616 Here's your towel. 91 00:12:08,619 --> 00:12:10,411 See ya later, Kev. 92 00:12:10,579 --> 00:12:12,038 Bollocks. 93 00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:15,374 Yes, hold on a minute, please. Thank you. 94 00:12:15,542 --> 00:12:17,960 - That's it. How's that feel, then? - Awful. 95 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:20,588 - What do you mean? - You've gotta bring it in here. 96 00:12:20,756 --> 00:12:22,006 I could bring it in... 97 00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:24,383 - All right, there, Dan? - All right, Jim. 98 00:12:24,551 --> 00:12:27,011 - Hands out, please. - Stop fucking about... 99 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:29,806 Look here, don't you use that language in here. 100 00:12:29,973 --> 00:12:32,683 If you're gonna talk like that, make your own suit. 101 00:12:32,851 --> 00:12:35,228 - There you go. - Tighter, it'll split. 102 00:12:35,395 --> 00:12:38,147 - 30 shillings, please. - I can bring it in that much. 103 00:12:38,315 --> 00:12:40,191 - What about this? - It'll split. 104 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:43,027 - I want it by Saturday. - Saturday, yeah. 105 00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:46,072 - What do you think? - Fucking rent-a-tent, innit? 106 00:12:48,575 --> 00:12:51,327 - How much? - Two pound, nine pence, please. 107 00:12:51,495 --> 00:12:54,247 - Sorry, I have no smaller change. - Don't matter. 108 00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:57,900 Thank you. 109 00:13:00,671 --> 00:13:03,172 - All right, darlin'? - Saturdays, I hate 'em. 110 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:05,591 Thought I'd drop by and say hello. 111 00:13:05,759 --> 00:13:07,927 Been up to no good while I been graftin'? 112 00:13:08,095 --> 00:13:10,930 Nah, not really. I just been down to pay me suit off. 113 00:13:11,098 --> 00:13:13,057 - Yeah? What's it like? - Handsome. 114 00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:17,436 Three buttons. Side vents. 16-inch bottoms. Dark brown. 115 00:13:17,604 --> 00:13:21,232 Have I got to wait here all day while you finish your conversation? 116 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,609 I'm wearing it down to Brighton. 117 00:13:24,528 --> 00:13:26,445 Gonna be one of the faces down there? 118 00:13:26,613 --> 00:13:30,158 What do you mean going to be? I am one of the faces. 119 00:14:00,314 --> 00:14:04,483 - What's that? Bombers? Gis' a couple. - Chalky, the ponce. He's about again. 120 00:14:04,651 --> 00:14:07,153 I ain't had a decent blot for days. 121 00:14:07,321 --> 00:14:10,239 What happened, then? You get banged up in Margate? 122 00:14:10,407 --> 00:14:14,493 In Shepherd's Bush. My old man ain't let me out the house since Margate. 123 00:14:14,661 --> 00:14:16,329 Put a padlock on me scooter. 124 00:14:16,496 --> 00:14:19,415 I went round last night and his dad tried to do me over. 125 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,667 I wouldn't stand for it if I were you. 126 00:14:21,835 --> 00:14:24,337 If that was my old man taking them liberties, 127 00:14:24,504 --> 00:14:26,589 I tell you, I'd fuckin' do him. 128 00:14:26,757 --> 00:14:28,424 - Seen his dad? - He's 6'2". 129 00:14:28,592 --> 00:14:30,051 How come you're so small? 130 00:14:30,219 --> 00:14:32,470 - Dunno. It's thingy, innit. - Genetic. 131 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:35,473 - His nan's a midget. - Party down Kitchener Road. 132 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:37,892 - What'd I tell you? - It's that posh bird. 133 00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:40,645 - Yeah, she's a right goer. - Bristols out there. 134 00:14:40,812 --> 00:14:42,897 - No chance. - Really? 135 00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:47,068 Dave, what's that... 136 00:14:48,445 --> 00:14:50,529 Wanna go to a party? Everybody's going. 137 00:14:50,697 --> 00:14:52,240 - Where? - Kitchener Road. 138 00:14:52,407 --> 00:14:53,557 All right, then. 139 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:57,119 Only takes 20 minutes, half an hour, to get there on a scooter. 140 00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,830 - Where you off to, then? - I'll see you later. 141 00:14:59,998 --> 00:15:02,208 - Yeah... - Come on, Jim, give him a kiss. 142 00:15:11,969 --> 00:15:13,552 Ferdy. 143 00:15:14,638 --> 00:15:17,265 This is the place, lads. Come on, then. Come on. 144 00:15:17,808 --> 00:15:19,558 All right, John? 145 00:15:19,726 --> 00:15:21,978 Yeah, straight in. No problems. 146 00:15:22,145 --> 00:15:23,646 Come on. 147 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,366 - No gatecrashers. - Gatecrashers? 148 00:15:35,575 --> 00:15:37,326 He's calling us gatecrashers. 149 00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:40,830 You didn't even bring any bottles. 150 00:15:40,998 --> 00:15:44,083 - Piss off! - Who the fuck are you? Prince Philip? 151 00:15:44,251 --> 00:15:46,711 I happen to be the boyfriend of the hostess. 152 00:15:47,296 --> 00:15:48,963 No, you're fucking not! 153 00:15:49,756 --> 00:15:52,508 Listen. Look, this is Sandra's party, right? 154 00:15:52,676 --> 00:15:54,760 Me and me mates have been invited... 155 00:15:54,928 --> 00:15:56,345 John. 156 00:15:58,098 --> 00:16:00,224 Here, where'd you get that shirt? 157 00:16:03,437 --> 00:16:05,062 All right, Jim? 158 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,774 - Anything you fancy? - Nothing there. 159 00:16:08,942 --> 00:16:11,110 - I see you found a bird. - I know her. 160 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,490 Here, that's mine, ain't it? Can I have that one? Ta. 161 00:16:29,212 --> 00:16:32,048 Here, Dan, you seen what's goin' on in there? 162 00:16:32,215 --> 00:16:34,633 Go in there, it's a laugh. You'll love it. 163 00:16:38,055 --> 00:16:39,597 Cheers. 164 00:17:25,769 --> 00:17:28,354 - Penny for your thoughts. - Oh, let's have some. 165 00:17:28,522 --> 00:17:30,481 Come on, Monkey, don't mess about. 166 00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:33,150 Not unless you give me something first. 167 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:34,485 What? 168 00:17:36,029 --> 00:17:38,531 You always have to ask, don't you? 169 00:17:51,002 --> 00:17:54,004 One, two, three for you. 170 00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:56,757 - Where'd you get these? - That'd be telling. 171 00:17:57,384 --> 00:18:00,177 You forgot I work for a chemist. 172 00:19:01,156 --> 00:19:03,574 Oi! 173 00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:06,076 - What's going on? - Come on, then. 174 00:19:09,206 --> 00:19:11,123 Come on, let's go. 175 00:19:38,818 --> 00:19:39,968 Fuck off! 176 00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:08,347 And again! Come on! 177 00:21:27,844 --> 00:21:29,470 No! 178 00:21:34,309 --> 00:21:36,393 - Dave? - Leave it out, Jim, will you? 179 00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:38,937 - Give us a break. - I'm sorry, John. 180 00:21:39,522 --> 00:21:41,398 Get in there. 181 00:21:45,153 --> 00:21:46,779 - Dave? - What? 182 00:21:46,946 --> 00:21:49,323 - What are you doing? - What do you think? 183 00:21:49,491 --> 00:21:51,909 Oh, yeah. Where have I seen that face before? 184 00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:54,912 - Are you all right? - Yeah, get in there, my son. 185 00:21:56,665 --> 00:21:58,791 - Piss off, will ya? - Sorry. 186 00:21:58,958 --> 00:22:00,626 Shut the door! 187 00:22:10,887 --> 00:22:12,971 What's that daft geezer doing now? 188 00:22:14,974 --> 00:22:16,892 Oi! 189 00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:19,353 - Knock it off. - Mind where you're going. 190 00:22:25,026 --> 00:22:27,111 Jimmy! 191 00:22:28,363 --> 00:22:29,822 Jim! 192 00:22:39,999 --> 00:22:41,166 Great! 193 00:22:47,048 --> 00:22:48,882 - What is it? - Oh, my God! 194 00:22:49,050 --> 00:22:50,592 Look at my plants. 195 00:24:11,049 --> 00:24:12,883 Here y'are. 196 00:24:14,511 --> 00:24:16,595 - And the paper. - Thank you. 197 00:24:25,021 --> 00:24:28,190 - Take that to Mr Phelps. - Mr Phelps, eh. 198 00:24:34,364 --> 00:24:36,073 - Here y'are... - You're late. 199 00:24:36,241 --> 00:24:38,116 The letters. 200 00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:09,189 Saw the rushes today, Michael. 201 00:25:09,399 --> 00:25:13,652 - The "people like you" film. And? - I'd like you to look at them. 202 00:25:13,820 --> 00:25:17,364 - Sure. What's the problem? - The overall campaign's going well. 203 00:25:19,534 --> 00:25:22,160 - Seen the posters? - Yes. Gorgeous tart. 204 00:25:28,042 --> 00:25:30,878 The trouble is the clients are getting over-greedy. 205 00:25:31,045 --> 00:25:32,296 As usual. 206 00:25:32,463 --> 00:25:34,882 They want to corner the entire youth market. 207 00:25:35,049 --> 00:25:37,593 Cut right across the groupings. 208 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,761 Well, it's all right with As and Bs. 209 00:25:39,929 --> 00:25:44,850 Training professionals, young managers, graduates, that type of person. 210 00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:49,104 It's Cs and Ds I'm worried about. 211 00:25:50,565 --> 00:25:52,858 A little bit upmarket for them. 212 00:25:53,026 --> 00:25:55,444 I'll have a look at it for you, with pleasure. 213 00:25:55,612 --> 00:25:57,154 - 2.30 all right? - Fine. 214 00:25:57,363 --> 00:26:00,949 You don't think this talk of lung cancer will make any difference? 215 00:26:01,117 --> 00:26:03,201 Oh, no. Young people like it. 216 00:26:03,369 --> 00:26:07,164 They don't worry about that sort of thing. Glad I gave it up when I did. 217 00:26:12,837 --> 00:26:15,672 Psychopathic, that's what it was. Making me feel... 218 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:18,342 Shut up, both of you, and listen to me. 219 00:26:19,135 --> 00:26:22,679 Your next assignment is to get that swine Sir Thomas Weller. 220 00:26:22,847 --> 00:26:27,100 Weller? Why him? Are you bonkers? He's the guv, ain't he? 221 00:26:27,268 --> 00:26:29,144 Not any longer... 222 00:26:32,148 --> 00:26:34,232 Where you been? 223 00:26:35,443 --> 00:26:38,946 Fell asleep on the train. I wound up in bloody Neasden. 224 00:26:39,113 --> 00:26:44,201 Running about on motorbikes all night, I'm not surprised. It's not normal. 225 00:26:44,369 --> 00:26:47,079 In the middle of a nice, quiet piece of scenery 226 00:26:47,246 --> 00:26:48,747 and kick him to a pulp. 227 00:26:48,915 --> 00:26:51,416 Oh, yeah? What's normal, then? 228 00:26:54,128 --> 00:26:56,838 Let me do it. I've got some new boots I can try out. 229 00:26:57,006 --> 00:26:59,049 What's that? 230 00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:03,553 Tonight, I want you to do a little job for me personally. 231 00:27:24,742 --> 00:27:26,535 Hello, Jim. 232 00:27:28,204 --> 00:27:30,247 Thought I'd just pop by, like. 233 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,834 - You don't mind, do you? - No, I don't mind. Come in. 234 00:27:34,002 --> 00:27:35,293 Cheers. 235 00:27:36,129 --> 00:27:39,256 - What's the matter, then? - She's misfiring a bit. 236 00:27:39,716 --> 00:27:40,866 Yeah? 237 00:27:42,593 --> 00:27:45,470 It's your plug. Got some tools on the bike. Hold up. 238 00:27:45,638 --> 00:27:47,681 I'll go and have a look. 239 00:27:52,437 --> 00:27:53,979 Gis a go at this. 240 00:27:56,232 --> 00:28:00,027 You'll break your leg off that. No wonder you wear them big boots. 241 00:28:00,194 --> 00:28:02,654 That's the best bike ever made, mate. 242 00:28:02,822 --> 00:28:05,449 I got a ton-five out of that the other day. 243 00:28:05,616 --> 00:28:07,826 - Sure. - Better than that poxy hairdryer. 244 00:28:07,994 --> 00:28:09,745 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 245 00:28:11,289 --> 00:28:13,040 Well, that isn't it, is it? 246 00:28:13,207 --> 00:28:16,793 I mean, it isn't the bikes, is it? It's the people. 247 00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:20,297 And the people who ride these are states, third-class tickets. 248 00:28:20,465 --> 00:28:22,507 - Do what? - Well, rockers. 249 00:28:22,675 --> 00:28:25,886 All that greasy hair and dirty clobber. It's diabolical. 250 00:28:26,054 --> 00:28:29,431 I don't give a monkey's arsehole about mods and rockers. 251 00:28:30,183 --> 00:28:32,309 Underneath, we're all the same. 252 00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:36,521 Nah, Kev, that's it: I don't want to be the same as everybody else. 253 00:28:37,315 --> 00:28:41,443 That's why I'm a mod, see. I mean, you gotta be somebody, ain't you? 254 00:28:41,611 --> 00:28:44,488 Or you might as well jump in the sea and drown. 255 00:28:44,655 --> 00:28:46,782 That's why I joined the army. 256 00:28:46,949 --> 00:28:50,118 To be different. To get away from all this. 257 00:28:50,787 --> 00:28:52,287 Don't matter where you go, 258 00:28:52,455 --> 00:28:55,207 there's always some cunt who wants to push you about. 259 00:28:55,374 --> 00:28:56,708 Run it, please. 260 00:29:01,214 --> 00:29:02,714 Two bob. 261 00:29:05,093 --> 00:29:07,135 I'll see you. 262 00:29:08,012 --> 00:29:11,389 - Three fours. - No, no, that's bollocks. 263 00:29:11,557 --> 00:29:14,559 - Three of a kind don't beat that. - It bloody well does! 264 00:29:14,727 --> 00:29:16,686 - Who says? - I do. 265 00:29:16,854 --> 00:29:18,897 He's right, you know, Harry. 266 00:29:27,907 --> 00:29:29,825 Will you run it, please? 267 00:29:32,870 --> 00:29:34,579 Your deal, Des. 268 00:29:44,090 --> 00:29:46,049 I was late. 269 00:29:47,176 --> 00:29:50,470 She was waiting. In the wrong place. 270 00:29:51,848 --> 00:29:53,932 And by the time I found her... 271 00:29:54,142 --> 00:29:57,102 Could you get us some of those French blues, then? 272 00:29:57,270 --> 00:29:59,646 I'll have to see, won't I? I dunno. 273 00:30:00,606 --> 00:30:02,065 You in? 274 00:30:05,987 --> 00:30:08,655 One card. Down and dirty. 275 00:30:09,782 --> 00:30:12,159 Make a mod out of you yet, Harry, eh? 276 00:30:12,326 --> 00:30:15,120 I don't think, though, they make Levis in your size. 277 00:30:15,329 --> 00:30:16,621 Bollocks. 278 00:30:20,501 --> 00:30:21,918 You and me. 279 00:30:23,296 --> 00:30:25,505 - All right, I'll go. - Three. 280 00:30:29,343 --> 00:30:31,887 - Two bob. - For people like you. 281 00:30:32,471 --> 00:30:34,014 - I'm out. - So am I. 282 00:30:34,182 --> 00:30:36,725 You are a fucking jammy bleeder, Cooper. 283 00:30:36,893 --> 00:30:40,020 You're getting chicken, Des. Look, I only had an ace. 284 00:30:42,773 --> 00:30:45,108 I gotta go off to Broadwick Street now. 285 00:30:45,735 --> 00:30:48,945 - Take some stuff up there. - Run that film again, please. 286 00:30:49,113 --> 00:30:50,697 Shall we get out? 287 00:30:54,911 --> 00:30:58,872 Oh, yeah, Des, I don't like to be cruel. Here y'are, take it all back. 288 00:30:59,582 --> 00:31:01,666 It's yours, you won it. 289 00:31:01,834 --> 00:31:04,377 That's the ten bob I owe you. 290 00:31:04,545 --> 00:31:07,923 Fuck off, I ain't carrying all that fucking change about. 291 00:31:08,090 --> 00:31:10,175 You take it or leave it, me son. 292 00:31:10,343 --> 00:31:12,510 Take it or leave it. 293 00:31:12,678 --> 00:31:15,263 I'll see you later, Harry. See you, Des. 294 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,658 Mr Cale sent me up to collect some stuff for Broadwick Street. 295 00:31:34,825 --> 00:31:38,703 Yes. I've been waiting for you for over an hour. 296 00:31:38,871 --> 00:31:40,121 Yeah. 297 00:31:43,709 --> 00:31:46,878 Come on, hurry up. That stuff's got to be over there fast. 298 00:31:47,046 --> 00:31:48,880 F-A-S-T. 299 00:31:50,591 --> 00:31:52,676 Watch the cloth, moth. 300 00:31:52,843 --> 00:31:55,136 What a tacky Herbert. 301 00:31:58,140 --> 00:32:00,558 - Do you wanna hear it? - Yeah. 302 00:32:00,726 --> 00:32:02,477 Number two. 303 00:32:41,267 --> 00:32:44,185 - Oh, boy. - What you gonna do tonight, then? 304 00:32:44,353 --> 00:32:46,271 Wait for a phone call, I suppose. 305 00:32:47,356 --> 00:32:49,774 - I'll see you later, all right? - Bye. 306 00:32:51,694 --> 00:32:54,404 Wotcha, Jimmy. What you doing here, then? 307 00:32:54,572 --> 00:32:56,948 - I was waiting for you. - Yeah? What for? 308 00:32:57,116 --> 00:32:59,534 - I thought I'd give you a lift home. - Great. 309 00:32:59,702 --> 00:33:01,369 - Steph? - What? 310 00:33:01,537 --> 00:33:04,205 - You goin' to Brighton this weekend? - Yeah. You? 311 00:33:04,373 --> 00:33:06,875 'Course I am. Who are you going with? 312 00:33:07,043 --> 00:33:09,794 Pete's taking me. It's gonna be good, innit? 313 00:33:09,962 --> 00:33:12,255 Yeah. Good. 314 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,216 You and Pete getting a bit strong, then? 315 00:33:15,384 --> 00:33:18,261 Nah, 'course not. He's a laugh, that's all. 316 00:33:19,388 --> 00:33:21,056 Bit flash, though, ain't he? 317 00:33:21,223 --> 00:33:23,516 I wouldn't be with him otherwise, would I? 318 00:33:23,684 --> 00:33:24,976 Nah. 319 00:33:25,144 --> 00:33:27,395 - Suppose not. - Hey, you jealous? 320 00:33:27,563 --> 00:33:29,606 - 'Course I ain't. - Nah? 321 00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:32,484 That's a pity, I thought you was. 322 00:33:45,164 --> 00:33:47,332 - It's the technique. - All right, boys? 323 00:33:48,834 --> 00:33:50,668 What are we gonna do about pills? 324 00:33:50,836 --> 00:33:53,880 If we're going to Brighton, we're gonna need millions. 325 00:33:54,048 --> 00:33:56,049 I wanna get out of me head for a start. 326 00:33:56,217 --> 00:33:59,302 Wouldn't be too difficult with your little monkey brain. 327 00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:03,014 Get some rockers out their heads when we're there, knock 'em off. 328 00:34:03,182 --> 00:34:06,810 - I was thinking about getting a gun. - Don't talk bloody daft. 329 00:34:06,977 --> 00:34:08,895 Here, I get my suit tomorrow. 330 00:34:09,063 --> 00:34:11,189 Only 'cause you wanna screw Steph, innit? 331 00:34:11,399 --> 00:34:12,690 Jim! 332 00:34:12,858 --> 00:34:16,319 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 333 00:34:20,783 --> 00:34:23,118 - Get off. - Get outside. 334 00:34:23,285 --> 00:34:25,245 - We're goin', aren't we? - Let's go. 335 00:34:25,413 --> 00:34:27,330 Let's go up the Goldhawk, lads. 336 00:34:28,124 --> 00:34:30,875 Look, tomato sauce. It's all watered down. 337 00:34:31,043 --> 00:34:33,586 The rolls have got scabs on 'em. 338 00:35:04,827 --> 00:35:05,977 Shit. 339 00:35:12,376 --> 00:35:14,586 - Get off it a sec. - Spider! 340 00:35:14,753 --> 00:35:16,379 Here, look, lads. 341 00:35:18,299 --> 00:35:19,966 - What's up, then? - Dunno. 342 00:35:20,134 --> 00:35:22,677 - Break down? - Must be, the brakes are down. 343 00:35:22,845 --> 00:35:25,597 - We'll see you down there, then. - Ten minutes. 344 00:35:25,764 --> 00:35:29,100 - You'd be better catching a bus! - We will, then. 345 00:35:42,615 --> 00:35:44,657 - Shit. - What's the matter with it? 346 00:35:44,867 --> 00:35:47,327 How am I supposed to know what the matter is? 347 00:36:06,013 --> 00:36:07,764 Oh, shit. 348 00:36:10,309 --> 00:36:13,269 What's the matter? Your mother's hairdryer blown up? 349 00:36:13,479 --> 00:36:16,481 - Rubber band busted? - Yeah. Let's fix it. 350 00:36:16,649 --> 00:36:17,941 Let's fix it. 351 00:36:18,108 --> 00:36:20,652 Hold on, we don't do nothin' for nothin'. 352 00:36:20,819 --> 00:36:23,988 Look, why don't you piss off? Bloody leave us alone. 353 00:36:24,573 --> 00:36:27,075 Hold on, Lenny, they don't want our help. 354 00:36:27,618 --> 00:36:31,538 Which one are you? The boy or the girl? It's hard to tell with you lot. 355 00:36:31,705 --> 00:36:33,873 This one's a bird. Give us a kiss. 356 00:36:34,041 --> 00:36:35,500 Piss off, all right? 357 00:36:35,668 --> 00:36:37,210 Bastards! 358 00:36:40,089 --> 00:36:42,632 This one's the bird! She got tits! 359 00:36:43,050 --> 00:36:45,343 Let go! 360 00:36:45,511 --> 00:36:47,512 - Spider! - OK, let's go! 361 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,764 Spider! 362 00:36:50,224 --> 00:36:52,308 So long, sucker! 363 00:36:52,518 --> 00:36:54,185 Fuck off! 364 00:36:55,354 --> 00:36:57,438 Bloody hell. 365 00:37:10,786 --> 00:37:13,538 I've just seen Spider. He's taken a right kicking. 366 00:37:13,706 --> 00:37:15,623 - What? - Some rockers have had him. 367 00:37:15,791 --> 00:37:17,208 - He's outside. - Where? 368 00:37:17,376 --> 00:37:19,502 On the stairs. Come on. 369 00:37:21,463 --> 00:37:23,590 Spider, you all right, yeah? 370 00:37:23,757 --> 00:37:26,843 What's this about rockers kicking your head in? 371 00:37:27,011 --> 00:37:29,554 - Gonna murder the bastards! - You lot, come on! 372 00:37:29,722 --> 00:37:31,889 - Come on! - You stay there, right? 373 00:37:32,057 --> 00:37:34,475 - What are we gonna do? - Fucking kill 'em! 374 00:37:34,643 --> 00:37:36,769 Right. Are you with me? 375 00:37:36,937 --> 00:37:39,397 - I'm with you. - They're all going to meet death! 376 00:37:40,149 --> 00:37:42,650 We're gonna fuckin' murder! Murder! 377 00:38:39,291 --> 00:38:41,292 There they fucking are! 378 00:38:56,725 --> 00:38:57,892 Christ! 379 00:39:13,158 --> 00:39:14,701 Fuckin' hell! 380 00:39:14,910 --> 00:39:17,203 'Ave him! Fuckin' 'ave him! 381 00:39:18,747 --> 00:39:20,415 Fucking greaser! 382 00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:22,316 Jim! 383 00:39:22,418 --> 00:39:24,502 You wanted it, didn't you? 384 00:39:25,838 --> 00:39:28,381 No, no, fuck off! Leave him alone! 385 00:39:29,007 --> 00:39:31,050 No, leave him alone! 386 00:39:37,850 --> 00:39:39,684 Where's he going? 387 00:39:43,272 --> 00:39:45,189 All right, run! 388 00:39:45,357 --> 00:39:47,483 - Leg it! - The fuckin' law will be here! 389 00:40:26,273 --> 00:40:29,901 - What time do you call this? - I don't know, I haven't got a watch. 390 00:40:30,068 --> 00:40:32,820 Don't come funny, lad. It's nearly midnight. 391 00:40:32,988 --> 00:40:35,907 Don't worry, I ain't gonna turn into a pumpkin, am I? 392 00:40:36,074 --> 00:40:38,075 Anyway, you're pissed. 393 00:40:38,577 --> 00:40:40,703 George, what's going on? 394 00:40:40,871 --> 00:40:42,038 Cunt. 395 00:40:43,373 --> 00:40:46,417 I've been sitting up for more than an hour waiting for you. 396 00:40:46,585 --> 00:40:49,170 - I can do without your clever remarks. - George. 397 00:40:49,379 --> 00:40:52,757 - Who do you think you are? - I don't know. You tell me, eh? 398 00:40:53,675 --> 00:40:56,511 You're barmy, you are, staying out all hours. 399 00:40:56,720 --> 00:41:00,139 Getting up to God-knows-what, dressing up like a freak. 400 00:41:01,099 --> 00:41:03,392 Stand still when I'm talking to you. 401 00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,354 Wouldn't be at all surprised if you're not on drugs. 402 00:41:06,522 --> 00:41:09,690 I know what you get up to down that club, you and your mates. 403 00:41:09,858 --> 00:41:14,111 You've gotta be part of a gang, haven't you? Gotta be a mod, or this, or that. 404 00:41:14,279 --> 00:41:16,447 Haven't you got a mind of your own? 405 00:41:16,615 --> 00:41:20,243 I'll tell you what's wrong with you. You're schizophrenic. 406 00:41:20,410 --> 00:41:22,453 - What's that, then? - I'll tell you. 407 00:41:22,663 --> 00:41:26,749 Somebody, like you, who doesn't know if his mind's over here or over there. 408 00:41:26,917 --> 00:41:28,793 Bloody split personality. 409 00:41:31,129 --> 00:41:33,589 Half your mother's family were the same. 410 00:41:33,757 --> 00:41:35,925 I suppose that's where you get it. 411 00:41:36,093 --> 00:41:39,095 Your Uncle Sid was always trying to kill himself. 412 00:41:39,263 --> 00:41:41,514 And when he did, it was a bloody accident. 413 00:41:41,682 --> 00:41:44,475 He never knew if he was coming or going. Bit like you. 414 00:41:44,643 --> 00:41:47,937 - What happened to him, then? - He got drowned, didn't he? 415 00:41:48,105 --> 00:41:50,481 Fell down a bleedin' well in the garden. 416 00:41:53,151 --> 00:41:55,319 Go on, get off to bed. 417 00:43:10,771 --> 00:43:12,188 Jimmy? 418 00:43:12,356 --> 00:43:14,190 Jimmy! 419 00:43:15,192 --> 00:43:17,443 Come on, you. You're late as it is. 420 00:43:22,282 --> 00:43:23,574 - Jimmy! - Don't. 421 00:43:23,742 --> 00:43:25,826 Come on, wake up! 422 00:43:32,918 --> 00:43:34,585 - I'm not well, Mum. - What? 423 00:43:34,753 --> 00:43:36,963 I can't go to work, I'm not well. 424 00:43:37,130 --> 00:43:40,174 Oh. Something wrong with your head, is it? 425 00:43:40,342 --> 00:43:43,886 Look at you, lying there in all your clothes. It's not normal. 426 00:43:44,554 --> 00:43:46,931 I can't stand here. I've gotta get on. 427 00:43:47,432 --> 00:43:51,227 You make sure you go to the doctor and get a certificate. You hear? 428 00:43:51,395 --> 00:43:52,561 Yes. 429 00:44:08,704 --> 00:44:12,123 Hang on, what about them blokes Pete's always on about? 430 00:44:12,290 --> 00:44:14,417 What, always got bags of it? 431 00:44:14,584 --> 00:44:17,878 Straight out the back door of the chemical factory? 432 00:44:18,046 --> 00:44:20,131 It's fucking rubbish. 433 00:44:20,298 --> 00:44:23,009 Sort of bollocks you expect from that flash cunt. 434 00:44:23,176 --> 00:44:26,012 It's worth a try, though, innit? I'm gonna pop... 435 00:44:26,179 --> 00:44:30,141 - It's not like you got no work to do. - All right, George, half a minute. 436 00:44:30,308 --> 00:44:33,394 - I'll pick you up later, all right? - Yeah, all right. 437 00:44:37,983 --> 00:44:39,650 Do you want a push start? 438 00:44:40,527 --> 00:44:42,153 No, thanks. 439 00:44:48,326 --> 00:44:51,495 Hey, Jim, I'll be on me own bike again tomorrow, won't I? 440 00:44:51,663 --> 00:44:54,248 I'm getting the scooter back. 441 00:44:54,416 --> 00:44:58,127 - Burn the arse of your rust bucket. - Any time. 442 00:45:18,190 --> 00:45:20,399 Butch! Jenny! It's all right. 443 00:45:20,567 --> 00:45:22,651 Go on, get back in there. 444 00:45:24,404 --> 00:45:26,530 All right, young Jim. On holiday? 445 00:45:26,698 --> 00:45:29,617 Nah. Just fancied the day off. 446 00:45:29,785 --> 00:45:32,203 You'll be getting like them beatniks. 447 00:45:32,370 --> 00:45:34,997 Ban the bomb and do fuck all for a living. 448 00:45:35,165 --> 00:45:38,542 You're all right, ain't you? Just you and your Uncle Charlie. 449 00:45:38,710 --> 00:45:41,670 You don't have to bother with a load of cunts like I do. 450 00:45:41,838 --> 00:45:44,298 - Well, you know what I mean. - No, I don't. 451 00:45:44,466 --> 00:45:48,052 If you don't work, you don't get no money. And I like money. 452 00:45:48,887 --> 00:45:51,180 Pete, what about Brighton this weekend? 453 00:45:51,348 --> 00:45:53,349 What about it? 454 00:45:53,517 --> 00:45:57,186 Pills. Me and Dave thought you might be able to get hold of some. 455 00:45:57,354 --> 00:45:59,688 Why me? I'm not a fucking pusher. 456 00:45:59,856 --> 00:46:02,650 No, no. But you know some blokes who are, don't you? 457 00:46:02,818 --> 00:46:04,902 Not me. Charlie's mates. 458 00:46:05,112 --> 00:46:09,365 And I'm not about to start blabbing me mouth off about mates of Charlie's. 459 00:46:09,533 --> 00:46:13,077 They're fucking big, these blokes. They don't mess about. 460 00:46:13,745 --> 00:46:16,372 Anyway, I don't know why you're worrying. 461 00:46:16,581 --> 00:46:19,416 - Ferdy'll have some. - Ferdy ain't been seen, has he? 462 00:46:19,584 --> 00:46:23,838 He'll turn up. You watch, Friday night he'll pop up like a jack-in-the-box. 463 00:46:24,631 --> 00:46:26,257 Or a golliwog. 464 00:46:31,138 --> 00:46:33,013 Ain't bloody here, is he? 465 00:46:33,181 --> 00:46:35,432 Cunt. I wonder where he is. 466 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,727 - I don't know. - This place gives me the shits. 467 00:46:39,729 --> 00:46:42,189 - Bleedin' nig-nogs everywhere. - Shut up. 468 00:46:42,357 --> 00:46:44,608 It's like bleedin' Calcutta round here. 469 00:46:44,776 --> 00:46:46,861 Calcutta's in India. 470 00:46:47,028 --> 00:46:49,864 West India, that's where they bleedin' come from. 471 00:46:52,117 --> 00:46:54,243 What's so funny? 472 00:47:00,125 --> 00:47:03,294 - Just who are you looking for? - Is Ferdy in? 473 00:47:03,461 --> 00:47:05,588 He not here. Him gone out. 474 00:47:05,755 --> 00:47:07,590 Thank you. 475 00:47:09,092 --> 00:47:11,177 - Looking for Ferdy. - Yeah. 476 00:47:11,344 --> 00:47:12,494 Yeah, yeah. 477 00:47:12,637 --> 00:47:14,138 He's gone out. 478 00:47:14,347 --> 00:47:16,432 Oh... yeah. 479 00:47:18,143 --> 00:47:21,437 Stitchin' me up and all, the bloke. Fucking... 480 00:47:21,646 --> 00:47:23,480 Peter Fenton? 481 00:47:24,649 --> 00:47:26,734 Peter! 482 00:47:28,486 --> 00:47:29,636 Thanks. 483 00:47:30,947 --> 00:47:33,032 Hello, Peter Fenton. Who is it? 484 00:47:34,367 --> 00:47:38,412 - What d'you wanna ring me up here for? - Listen, you cunt, 485 00:47:38,580 --> 00:47:42,166 tell us where we can find these blokes or we're stuck for Brighton. 486 00:47:42,334 --> 00:47:44,043 Yeah, OK. This time. 487 00:48:11,613 --> 00:48:13,697 - Hold this, then. - What for? 488 00:48:13,865 --> 00:48:16,283 I ain't going in there with me parka on, am I? 489 00:48:22,207 --> 00:48:23,707 Hey, Jim. 490 00:48:34,552 --> 00:48:36,136 Excuse me. 491 00:48:40,392 --> 00:48:43,894 - What d'you want, son? - Is Harry North about? 492 00:48:44,062 --> 00:48:46,772 - Who are you, then? - I've got a message for him. 493 00:48:47,565 --> 00:48:49,650 Hang about a minute, all right? 494 00:49:01,913 --> 00:49:04,164 Come through here. Come through. 495 00:49:04,332 --> 00:49:06,000 Come through. 496 00:49:06,751 --> 00:49:08,585 Over there. 497 00:49:08,753 --> 00:49:10,713 Through here. 498 00:49:22,142 --> 00:49:24,268 That's him over there in the grey suit. 499 00:49:24,436 --> 00:49:26,562 Go on, you're all right. Go on. 500 00:49:31,109 --> 00:49:33,193 What can I do for you, son? 501 00:49:33,361 --> 00:49:34,945 - Me Uncle Charlie. - Who? 502 00:49:35,155 --> 00:49:36,947 Charlie Fenton, he said... 503 00:49:38,616 --> 00:49:41,660 - Are you Charlie's boy? - His nephew, yeah. 504 00:49:41,828 --> 00:49:43,996 Oh, his nephew. What's your name, son? 505 00:49:44,164 --> 00:49:45,789 Jimmy. 506 00:49:45,957 --> 00:49:49,501 It's a pleasure and a privilege to meet any one of the Fentons. 507 00:49:49,669 --> 00:49:52,129 - Now, do you want a drink, son? - No, thanks. 508 00:49:52,297 --> 00:49:54,965 - I gotta get going soon. - What can I do for you? 509 00:49:57,302 --> 00:49:59,887 Listen, you can have a talk here. We're all pals. 510 00:50:00,055 --> 00:50:02,973 - I wanted some pills. - Oh. 511 00:50:03,141 --> 00:50:06,602 What do you want? Purple hearts? Blues? Dexedrine? 512 00:50:06,811 --> 00:50:09,605 Some blues. I've got a tenner. 513 00:50:09,773 --> 00:50:11,648 No, not here, son. 514 00:50:12,734 --> 00:50:14,818 Teddy, come here. 515 00:50:16,946 --> 00:50:20,741 This is Teddy. Go for a walk with him and he'll do the business for you. 516 00:50:20,909 --> 00:50:24,661 - All right. - Give my regards to your Uncle Charlie. 517 00:50:26,081 --> 00:50:27,581 Pillhead. 518 00:50:27,749 --> 00:50:29,833 Come on, Ronnie. 519 00:50:30,377 --> 00:50:32,002 Come on, Ron! 520 00:50:32,962 --> 00:50:34,755 Tosser. 521 00:50:38,051 --> 00:50:39,343 Chalk... 522 00:50:53,566 --> 00:50:55,692 It's all there. 523 00:51:06,079 --> 00:51:09,540 250 leapers! This'll see us through till Christmas, eh? 524 00:51:09,707 --> 00:51:12,960 - Show me. - One for the road, eh? 525 00:51:13,420 --> 00:51:15,546 Come on, hurry up. 526 00:51:16,214 --> 00:51:18,966 That ain't a blue! That's paraffin. 527 00:51:20,844 --> 00:51:23,720 We've been done, that's my three quid down the drain. 528 00:51:23,888 --> 00:51:25,597 Yeah, and mine! 529 00:51:26,558 --> 00:51:28,809 Let's do the bastard's motor. 530 00:51:29,018 --> 00:51:30,436 Come on. 531 00:51:34,315 --> 00:51:35,774 Get out the way! 532 00:51:37,193 --> 00:51:39,027 Come on! Go! 533 00:51:41,698 --> 00:51:43,323 You on? 534 00:51:45,368 --> 00:51:47,327 Wankers! 535 00:52:04,721 --> 00:52:06,013 Nice. 536 00:52:06,431 --> 00:52:09,766 Give it a shove. Go on, shove it, man. 537 00:52:11,352 --> 00:52:13,812 Nice one. You're fucking making a racket. 538 00:52:13,980 --> 00:52:16,565 - Do we have to do this? - Course we do. 539 00:52:16,733 --> 00:52:19,651 We don't wanna leave fingerprints all over the gaff. 540 00:52:19,819 --> 00:52:21,612 They'll catch us on the smell. 541 00:52:23,531 --> 00:52:25,073 Shut up. 542 00:52:33,583 --> 00:52:36,126 We must be able to find some blues here. 543 00:52:36,586 --> 00:52:38,629 Look at that. 544 00:52:39,506 --> 00:52:40,756 Oh, yes. 545 00:52:44,302 --> 00:52:46,136 - Dave. - What? 546 00:52:46,304 --> 00:52:47,763 Come here. 547 00:52:55,730 --> 00:52:56,980 Shut up! 548 00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,816 - Fucking shut up! - All right. 549 00:53:03,112 --> 00:53:04,821 This place... 550 00:53:06,991 --> 00:53:09,618 - Here, Jim, I just had a thought. - What? 551 00:53:09,786 --> 00:53:11,703 - Footprints. - Footprints. What? 552 00:53:11,871 --> 00:53:14,414 You got lines on the back of your feet. 553 00:53:14,582 --> 00:53:16,708 There must be thousands of pills here. 554 00:53:16,876 --> 00:53:18,377 Or millions. 555 00:53:19,420 --> 00:53:22,631 Nothing's there. I'm gonna search in there. 556 00:53:22,799 --> 00:53:25,509 I'm putting me socks on. I ain't stupid. 557 00:53:30,765 --> 00:53:32,224 Police! 558 00:53:40,608 --> 00:53:42,317 Hey, lads, look at these. 559 00:53:42,527 --> 00:53:45,696 - Johnnies, hundreds of 'em. - Chuck us a couple of packets. 560 00:53:45,863 --> 00:53:48,865 - Got something planned for tonight? - 'Course I have. 561 00:54:09,387 --> 00:54:12,431 Oh! Fucking yellows. 562 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,225 Chalky, what you doing? Come and give us a hand. 563 00:54:15,393 --> 00:54:17,477 Not taking no chances, am I? 564 00:54:19,188 --> 00:54:23,191 Come on, shut up. Let's get down to it, eh? 565 00:54:29,073 --> 00:54:32,159 I've found 'em. They're blues. 566 00:54:32,744 --> 00:54:34,911 - I found some blues. - There's not many. 567 00:54:36,414 --> 00:54:39,166 - Perhaps someone's been nickin' 'em. - Fucking hell! 568 00:54:42,045 --> 00:54:43,754 Hang on! 569 00:54:43,921 --> 00:54:46,006 Chalky, come on. 570 00:54:46,174 --> 00:54:48,216 Just getting something for me mum. 571 00:54:49,761 --> 00:54:52,179 - I'm dropping all the blues. - Just get out. 572 00:55:04,108 --> 00:55:06,234 - All right. - One and tuppence. 573 00:55:06,444 --> 00:55:09,071 OK. And you behave yourself tonight. 574 00:55:09,238 --> 00:55:12,032 I'll try. I'll try and behave myself tonight. 575 00:55:13,117 --> 00:55:15,494 I'm flying. Terrific, ain't they? 576 00:55:15,662 --> 00:55:18,955 - Did we have it off, or what? - Just what the doctor ordered. 577 00:55:19,457 --> 00:55:21,833 - We done your chemist tonight. - You didn't. 578 00:55:22,001 --> 00:55:23,251 I was gonna phone you. 579 00:55:23,461 --> 00:55:26,421 Why didn't you? I coulda told you where everything was. 580 00:55:26,589 --> 00:55:28,840 Got you a Pepsi. 581 00:55:29,008 --> 00:55:30,717 - And a present. - What is it? 582 00:55:30,885 --> 00:55:34,638 - You nicked 'em, didn't you? - You are now handling stolen goods. 583 00:55:34,806 --> 00:55:36,807 Here y'are, I'll give you some more. 584 00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:43,063 Listen, d'you fancy taking me home later? 585 00:55:55,076 --> 00:55:57,035 What about Pete, then? 586 00:55:57,203 --> 00:55:59,329 I'll worry about Pete. 587 00:55:59,497 --> 00:56:04,167 But if you tell him, I will never, ever speak to you again, right? 588 00:56:07,672 --> 00:56:09,923 Don't worry, I won't tell him. 589 00:56:11,592 --> 00:56:14,344 And I'm still gonna go down to Brighton with him. 590 00:56:14,512 --> 00:56:16,847 - Yeah. - I've said I would, haven't I? 591 00:56:18,516 --> 00:56:20,517 Yeah, I suppose so. 592 00:56:46,711 --> 00:56:48,378 Oh, cheers. 593 00:56:48,546 --> 00:56:50,380 How much d'you get? 594 00:56:51,174 --> 00:56:55,552 Mr Fulford had a few words to say about your unexplained absence yesterday. 595 00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:58,638 - Like what? - Like don't do it again. 596 00:56:58,806 --> 00:57:03,310 Unless you want to end up hearing him read the riot act. I take it you don't. 597 00:57:03,519 --> 00:57:05,604 No, I'd rather be dead, Mr Cale. 598 00:57:07,398 --> 00:57:09,191 All right. 599 00:57:09,692 --> 00:57:11,818 Off you go. You too, Eric. 600 00:57:15,364 --> 00:57:17,449 Have a nice weekend. 601 00:57:23,956 --> 00:57:26,166 It's just the front I'm a bit dodgy about. 602 00:57:26,375 --> 00:57:28,710 The only way to keep that up is with lacquer. 603 00:57:28,878 --> 00:57:31,171 - I don't want any lacquer. - Just a drop. 604 00:57:31,339 --> 00:57:34,132 - Poofs wear lacquer, don't they? - I wear lacquer. 605 00:57:34,300 --> 00:57:36,343 That's what I mean, innit? 606 00:57:37,261 --> 00:57:39,137 - There y'are. - Cheers. 607 00:57:39,305 --> 00:57:41,640 My bird'll pull that back for me. 608 00:57:41,808 --> 00:57:44,267 As long as that's all she pulls back. 609 00:57:45,019 --> 00:57:47,521 - Right. Usual miracle? - Watch the neck. 610 00:57:47,688 --> 00:57:49,523 Plenty of lacquer for him. 611 00:57:49,690 --> 00:57:52,108 You know the hair falls? Down the back. 612 00:57:52,318 --> 00:57:54,277 - Know what I mean? - All right. 613 00:57:54,445 --> 00:57:56,655 - See you, then, Dan. - Yeah, cheers, Jim. 614 00:57:56,823 --> 00:57:59,282 - Brighton tomorrow? - Yeah, see you there. 615 00:58:01,285 --> 00:58:03,453 Mum? Mum? 616 00:58:03,621 --> 00:58:05,956 Where've you put all them old newspapers? 617 00:58:06,123 --> 00:58:08,250 Are you gonna get my carpets wet again? 618 00:58:08,417 --> 00:58:10,794 No, I've given 'em a really good wringing out. 619 00:58:10,962 --> 00:58:12,712 They're under the sink. 620 00:58:14,131 --> 00:58:15,924 Gordon Bennett! 621 00:58:16,092 --> 00:58:18,134 What have you got on? 622 00:58:18,302 --> 00:58:21,638 Is this some kind of new fashion I haven't heard about? 623 00:58:21,806 --> 00:58:24,307 - Sopping wet trousers? - They're Levis. 624 00:58:24,475 --> 00:58:27,269 Never mind what they are, they're bleeding wet. 625 00:58:27,436 --> 00:58:30,230 You've gotta shrink 'em on you so they fit right. 626 00:58:34,694 --> 00:58:36,820 He's definitely getting worse. 627 00:58:53,004 --> 00:58:55,964 - What's this rubbish, then? - Ready Steady Go! 628 00:58:56,674 --> 00:58:59,175 - Ready what? - Ready Steady Go! 629 00:58:59,343 --> 00:59:01,261 Ready Steady Go!? 630 00:59:02,722 --> 00:59:04,055 Bunch of louts. 631 00:59:08,477 --> 00:59:10,353 Bloody moron. 632 00:59:11,272 --> 00:59:14,399 I suppose they wear wet jeans n'all, do they? 633 00:59:16,694 --> 00:59:21,281 Is that how you're supposed to play a guitar now, then? 634 00:59:21,449 --> 00:59:23,617 Oh, gawd help us. 635 00:59:23,784 --> 00:59:26,036 Here, have you seen this? 636 00:59:26,203 --> 00:59:28,371 I haven't got time for all that rubbish. 637 00:59:30,541 --> 00:59:32,876 I can sing better than that little ape. 638 00:59:33,044 --> 00:59:35,378 Call that singing? 639 00:59:35,546 --> 00:59:37,631 Sounds like a drowned dog. 640 00:59:48,976 --> 00:59:51,227 That'll make you deaf, you know. 641 01:00:02,907 --> 01:00:05,575 Gerry & The Pacemakers And "Ferry Cross The Mersey". 642 01:00:05,743 --> 01:00:08,995 The Animals are next. This is Big L 266. 643 01:00:14,961 --> 01:00:17,796 Good morning, it's 6.01, and here is the news. 644 01:00:17,964 --> 01:00:21,883 After yesterday's session at the conference, the Colonial Secretary 645 01:00:22,051 --> 01:00:26,012 commented that he hoped for a speedy transition to independence in Aden. 646 01:00:26,180 --> 01:00:28,848 The Bank Holiday started in earnest last night, 647 01:00:29,016 --> 01:00:32,435 with thousands of motorists heading towards the south coast. 648 01:00:32,603 --> 01:00:35,981 Traffic was reported heavy on the A127, the Southend Road, 649 01:00:36,148 --> 01:00:39,901 and there were jams on the M1 southbound, causing severe delays. 650 01:00:40,069 --> 01:00:43,738 Shopkeepers in Brighton, fearing a reoccurrence of disturbances 651 01:00:43,906 --> 01:00:48,326 caused by rival gangs in other seaside resorts, put up shutters last night. 652 01:00:48,494 --> 01:00:52,580 A spokesperson for the shopkeepers said while they weren't expecting... 653 01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:12,767 - Watch it, Dave! - I'll burn you off any day, son! 654 01:01:12,935 --> 01:01:15,145 I thought you got that thing fixed up! 655 01:01:18,816 --> 01:01:20,859 Show off! 656 01:01:26,615 --> 01:01:27,991 Oh, shit. 657 01:01:36,417 --> 01:01:37,876 Fuck off! 658 01:01:38,044 --> 01:01:41,004 - Flash pig. - He thinks he's Davy Crockett. 659 01:01:42,256 --> 01:01:45,383 - Lend us a mirror. - Piss off! 660 01:01:54,643 --> 01:01:56,102 Chalky. 661 01:01:56,270 --> 01:01:59,230 Hold the bike. Hey, Chalky! 662 01:02:00,357 --> 01:02:03,318 - Chalky, you all right? - Hey, Chalky! 663 01:02:03,486 --> 01:02:05,779 - Yeah, I'm all right. - Anything broken? 664 01:02:05,946 --> 01:02:08,448 - No. - Shame, eh? Shame. 665 01:02:08,616 --> 01:02:11,534 Nah, it looks all right. Looked good from back there. 666 01:02:11,702 --> 01:02:14,704 Don't take the piss, I nearly broke me fucking neck. 667 01:02:14,872 --> 01:02:17,832 You look all right. What we'll do, we'll go and get 'em. 668 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,709 Follow us up. 669 01:02:19,877 --> 01:02:22,212 Told you I'd burn you off any day, didn't I? 670 01:02:22,379 --> 01:02:24,214 - Hang on a bit. - Serves you right! 671 01:02:24,381 --> 01:02:26,049 - See you down there. - Jimmy! 672 01:03:24,150 --> 01:03:27,110 Look at that. That is Brighton, my sons! 673 01:04:12,823 --> 01:04:15,241 Blindin'. T'riffic. All right, lads! 674 01:04:15,409 --> 01:04:16,993 Nice one. Ron! 675 01:04:18,537 --> 01:04:20,663 Brilliant! Ace! 676 01:04:22,374 --> 01:04:24,000 Here they are! 677 01:04:29,173 --> 01:04:32,842 - Let's get down there. Come on. - What about this? Everyone's here. 678 01:04:33,010 --> 01:04:35,094 - This is great. - Great. Brilliant. 679 01:04:36,013 --> 01:04:37,931 Hey, look, look, there's Bonzo. 680 01:04:38,098 --> 01:04:41,309 Bonzo! 681 01:04:41,477 --> 01:04:44,854 - So, when did you get down here? - About half an hour ago. 682 01:04:45,022 --> 01:04:47,315 We left this morning, before it was light. 683 01:04:47,483 --> 01:04:50,193 - What was it like? - It was dark, weren't it. 684 01:04:50,361 --> 01:04:52,320 Cor, look at him. 685 01:04:53,781 --> 01:04:56,449 - Don't he look smart? - Wallop! 686 01:04:56,617 --> 01:04:58,701 Look at the scooter. 687 01:04:59,787 --> 01:05:01,162 That is ace! 688 01:05:05,376 --> 01:05:08,628 So, what happened to you last night? 689 01:05:08,796 --> 01:05:12,507 - That'd be telling, wouldn't it? - That would be telling, would it? 690 01:05:15,219 --> 01:05:16,594 Chalky. 691 01:05:21,100 --> 01:05:23,643 Thanks for waiting. Bleedin' turd. 692 01:05:29,275 --> 01:05:30,733 Where'd the bird go? 693 01:06:13,110 --> 01:06:14,944 He's doing well. 694 01:06:15,112 --> 01:06:17,238 How many you want? 695 01:06:17,948 --> 01:06:19,949 He's out of his head. 696 01:06:29,501 --> 01:06:31,169 Come on. 697 01:06:39,178 --> 01:06:41,137 - You come up? - I'm really up there. 698 01:06:41,305 --> 01:06:43,139 Fucking great! 699 01:06:45,893 --> 01:06:47,643 - Greenwich Village. - Where? 700 01:06:47,811 --> 01:06:50,688 Greenwich Village. It's a commune in New York. 701 01:07:10,417 --> 01:07:12,502 The geezer with the hair, man. 702 01:07:12,669 --> 01:07:13,961 Oi, Dave. 703 01:07:14,129 --> 01:07:16,756 The one with the hair. Let's go and watch him. 704 01:07:16,924 --> 01:07:19,175 - Jim? - I'll see you over there. 705 01:07:19,343 --> 01:07:21,344 Monkey, come and dance. 706 01:08:14,731 --> 01:08:16,691 - All right, there, Steph? - Hello. 707 01:08:17,443 --> 01:08:20,736 Great dancer, eh? He must be the Ace Face. 708 01:08:20,904 --> 01:08:23,573 - Good looking. - You wanna dance with a face? 709 01:08:24,366 --> 01:08:25,741 - All right. - Come on, then. 710 01:08:25,909 --> 01:08:27,201 See ya. 711 01:08:38,213 --> 01:08:40,131 Come on. 712 01:08:40,299 --> 01:08:42,341 Come on, let's dance over there. 713 01:08:42,509 --> 01:08:45,845 - No, let's dance over here. - I wanna watch him. Come on. 714 01:08:46,013 --> 01:08:49,640 - Why d'you wanna go? - I wanna dance. Dance with yourself. 715 01:09:14,458 --> 01:09:16,751 - Look at him. - What's he think he's doing? 716 01:09:20,214 --> 01:09:23,299 - Right, out the way, son. - Out the way, come on. 717 01:09:24,635 --> 01:09:25,968 Fuck off. 718 01:09:38,315 --> 01:09:39,815 Oi, bouncers! 719 01:09:46,073 --> 01:09:48,741 Come on, out! You stupid little bastard. 720 01:09:48,909 --> 01:09:51,160 - Could've killed yourself. - Leave him. 721 01:09:57,751 --> 01:09:59,168 Jimmy! 722 01:09:59,336 --> 01:10:00,486 Monkey! 723 01:10:05,342 --> 01:10:07,426 Get out and stay out. 724 01:11:00,105 --> 01:11:01,397 Bit of a girl, was she? 725 01:11:01,565 --> 01:11:03,733 - Boys, where we going? - Come on a ride. 726 01:11:03,900 --> 01:11:06,652 No, I'm gonna find somewhere to kip. You seen Jimmy? 727 01:11:06,820 --> 01:11:09,405 Last time I seen him, he was getting kicked out. 728 01:11:09,573 --> 01:11:12,366 - Fenton's pulled. - Don't it make you sick? 729 01:11:12,534 --> 01:11:14,827 Got his sleeping arrangements sorted. 730 01:11:14,995 --> 01:11:18,331 - Chalk, let's ride. - Nah, we wanna be fresh for tomorrow. 731 01:11:18,498 --> 01:11:20,499 - See you, Dave. - Cheerio, Spider. 732 01:11:21,251 --> 01:11:24,337 Steph, you coming with us, then? 733 01:11:24,504 --> 01:11:27,256 No, I don't fancy kipping on dirty floors. 734 01:11:27,424 --> 01:11:29,592 Going to a bed and breakfast, ain't we? 735 01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:30,910 Bye. 736 01:11:30,969 --> 01:11:33,596 I wouldn't say no to bed and breakfast either. 737 01:11:33,764 --> 01:11:36,849 - I ain't got no dough. - Not you. Them. 738 01:11:37,017 --> 01:11:38,768 Oh. Yeah, not half. 739 01:11:39,603 --> 01:11:42,772 Can you imagine it? Legs wrapped round your face. 740 01:11:42,939 --> 01:11:44,732 Fucking amazing. 741 01:11:45,359 --> 01:11:47,443 Bit of all right, is that Steph. 742 01:11:47,611 --> 01:11:49,570 - So where we gonna kip. - I dunno. 743 01:11:49,780 --> 01:11:51,822 I've got no fucking idea. 744 01:11:57,204 --> 01:11:59,455 What we gonna do? Go back up? 745 01:11:59,623 --> 01:12:01,791 - On the beach. - Oh, yeah, can you swim? 746 01:12:08,507 --> 01:12:11,050 I don't wanna go to sleep anyway. Do you? 747 01:12:17,766 --> 01:12:19,850 What d'you reckon? 748 01:12:23,438 --> 01:12:25,022 It's cheap. 749 01:12:39,329 --> 01:12:41,455 It's a bit of a shithouse, innit? 750 01:12:41,623 --> 01:12:44,166 I dunno, I've never slept in a shithouse. 751 01:12:44,334 --> 01:12:46,127 - What d'you reckon? - Well... 752 01:12:46,294 --> 01:12:48,838 - Make your fucking mind up. - Fucking hell. 753 01:12:52,175 --> 01:12:54,093 Sorry. Is there room? 754 01:12:54,845 --> 01:12:56,762 - Fucking hell. - Sorry. 755 01:12:56,930 --> 01:12:58,889 Who's farted? 756 01:15:00,887 --> 01:15:03,305 Come on, then, let's make a move. 757 01:15:11,648 --> 01:15:13,607 Come on, get a move on. 758 01:15:13,775 --> 01:15:16,944 - I've heard there's a few mods about. - See you down there. 759 01:15:25,745 --> 01:15:27,037 Fucking hell. 760 01:15:30,333 --> 01:15:32,334 - What d'you want? - Egg sandwich. 761 01:15:32,502 --> 01:15:35,546 Spider! You shithouse! 762 01:15:38,258 --> 01:15:40,885 Hello, girls. Where's Jim? 763 01:15:41,052 --> 01:15:42,678 He's over there. 764 01:15:42,846 --> 01:15:44,555 How's the human cannonball... 765 01:15:44,723 --> 01:15:47,099 Leave me hair alone, will you, Dave? 766 01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:54,857 We go down this beach hut. It's dark, right? 767 01:15:55,025 --> 01:15:58,193 We wake up, there's greasers everywhere. Right, Dave? 768 01:15:58,361 --> 01:16:01,405 Yeah. They was all having a screw with some bird. 769 01:16:01,573 --> 01:16:04,742 - Bit rough, was she? - He don't know, he only saw her arse. 770 01:16:04,910 --> 01:16:07,036 Yeah, but that wasn't rough. 771 01:16:07,203 --> 01:16:09,371 Well, apart from the splinters. 772 01:16:09,539 --> 01:16:12,791 One of 'em was the geezer that rode me off the bike yesterday. 773 01:16:12,959 --> 01:16:15,044 He's on my fucking list. He's dead. 774 01:16:17,088 --> 01:16:19,715 - It's all right if I sit down, then? - Yeah. 775 01:16:21,384 --> 01:16:23,510 What you got the hump about? 776 01:16:23,678 --> 01:16:25,763 So why are you so humpy? 777 01:16:26,264 --> 01:16:28,349 It's nothing. 778 01:16:28,516 --> 01:16:31,101 Just looking at the sea, that's all. 779 01:16:31,269 --> 01:16:33,103 Oh, Christ Almighty. 780 01:16:34,064 --> 01:16:36,023 Take your feet off the table. 781 01:16:36,232 --> 01:16:38,025 Piss off. 782 01:16:38,568 --> 01:16:40,945 Just watch it, or you're out. 783 01:16:44,824 --> 01:16:47,409 - Where'd you get to, then? - Nowhere. 784 01:16:47,577 --> 01:16:49,703 I just kipped on the beach. 785 01:16:49,871 --> 01:16:52,581 You're fucking mad, you are, getting chucked out. 786 01:16:52,749 --> 01:16:55,960 You should have stayed around. You would've been well in. 787 01:16:56,127 --> 01:16:59,964 - What d'you mean? - She was there on her Jack Jones. 788 01:17:00,131 --> 01:17:02,007 - Steph? - Yeah. 789 01:17:03,301 --> 01:17:06,136 Fucking Fenton gets off with this beatnik chick. 790 01:17:06,346 --> 01:17:09,098 And she's all on her own, ain't she. I tell you... 791 01:17:09,265 --> 01:17:11,684 I would've been up her like a fucking ferret. 792 01:17:12,060 --> 01:17:14,770 Well, if I hadn't know that you and her were so... 793 01:17:14,938 --> 01:17:18,273 So what? I ain't gone on her, you know. 794 01:17:18,441 --> 01:17:21,402 Leave it out, everybody knows you fancy her. 795 01:17:21,569 --> 01:17:24,446 I reckon she's a right good bunk-up, lads. 796 01:17:24,614 --> 01:17:26,115 You animal! 797 01:17:59,649 --> 01:18:01,400 - Hi. - All right, Steph? 798 01:18:01,568 --> 01:18:03,652 - Great, innit? - Where's Pete, then? 799 01:18:03,820 --> 01:18:07,239 - I dunno. Don't really care. - Don't really care. Dave! 800 01:18:07,407 --> 01:18:08,557 Come on. 801 01:18:09,826 --> 01:18:11,785 We are the mods! We are the mods! 802 01:18:11,953 --> 01:18:14,204 We are, we are, we are the mods! 803 01:18:14,372 --> 01:18:15,914 We are the mods! We are the mods! 804 01:18:16,082 --> 01:18:18,167 We are, we are, we are the mods! 805 01:18:18,334 --> 01:18:22,171 - We are the mods! - Fucking wankers! 806 01:18:22,338 --> 01:18:24,214 We are the mods! We are the mods! 807 01:18:24,382 --> 01:18:26,216 We are, we are, we are the mods! 808 01:18:26,384 --> 01:18:28,302 We are the mods! We are the mods! 809 01:18:28,470 --> 01:18:30,429 We are, we are, we are the mods! 810 01:18:30,597 --> 01:18:32,389 We are the mods! We are the mods! 811 01:18:32,599 --> 01:18:34,558 We are, we are, we are the mods! 812 01:18:34,726 --> 01:18:37,853 That's the geezer that rode me off the road yesterday. 813 01:18:38,855 --> 01:18:40,647 Let's fucking have 'em! 814 01:18:45,612 --> 01:18:47,321 Shut those fucking doors! 815 01:18:49,866 --> 01:18:51,116 Have him! 816 01:18:57,707 --> 01:18:59,541 Pete, stop 'em! 817 01:19:07,884 --> 01:19:10,052 Get somebody here quick. 818 01:19:10,220 --> 01:19:12,054 What's that? Stop! 819 01:19:12,222 --> 01:19:14,473 Jesus Christ, they've gone... Oi! 820 01:19:15,183 --> 01:19:16,558 Get 'em in here quick. 821 01:19:17,894 --> 01:19:20,020 What's going on here? 822 01:19:23,441 --> 01:19:25,234 Over the edge. 823 01:19:34,327 --> 01:19:37,287 - Jimmy! - All right! 824 01:19:37,455 --> 01:19:40,415 I was there! The mods! We were there! 825 01:19:40,667 --> 01:19:42,626 Look! Dan did that! 826 01:19:42,794 --> 01:19:45,546 There was a geezer, I tell you, I went crack! 827 01:19:45,713 --> 01:19:46,880 Crack! 828 01:19:51,719 --> 01:19:53,011 You bastards! 829 01:19:53,179 --> 01:19:54,972 We are, we are, we are the mods! 830 01:19:55,140 --> 01:19:58,517 We are the mods, we are the mods! We are, we are, we are the mods! 831 01:19:59,310 --> 01:20:01,603 - On my life, he was going... - Quick! 832 01:20:01,771 --> 01:20:03,981 Fucking hell! Run! Run! 833 01:20:14,784 --> 01:20:22,784 We are the mods, we are the mods! We are, we are, we are the mods! 834 01:20:58,828 --> 01:21:00,120 Jimmy! 835 01:21:00,288 --> 01:21:02,414 Chalk! Dave! 836 01:21:02,582 --> 01:21:05,250 - We just got some rockers. - We just done the caff. 837 01:21:05,418 --> 01:21:08,378 - We pushed 'em off a wall! - What's that on your... 838 01:21:11,841 --> 01:21:13,967 Kill the bastards! 839 01:21:34,822 --> 01:21:36,907 Leave him alone, you dirty rocker! 840 01:22:18,241 --> 01:22:19,866 Oi, what the fuck! 841 01:22:31,421 --> 01:22:33,547 Get out the way! 842 01:22:33,715 --> 01:22:34,965 Come on! 843 01:22:45,435 --> 01:22:46,935 Steph, come on! 844 01:22:48,521 --> 01:22:50,355 Come on. 845 01:22:54,527 --> 01:22:56,570 Come on, Ace! 846 01:23:22,430 --> 01:23:23,972 Christ, the law! 847 01:23:24,140 --> 01:23:26,475 - Leg it! - Run! 848 01:23:39,072 --> 01:23:41,198 Right, keep them in! 849 01:24:12,021 --> 01:24:13,522 Control those kids. 850 01:24:13,731 --> 01:24:15,524 We are, we are, we are the mods! 851 01:24:15,691 --> 01:24:23,691 We are the mods, we are the mods! We are, we are, we are the mods! 852 01:24:30,998 --> 01:24:32,874 - Come on! - Run! Run! 853 01:24:45,388 --> 01:24:47,431 Up here! Come on. 854 01:24:49,392 --> 01:24:51,560 Dogs! Dogs! 855 01:24:58,568 --> 01:25:00,986 Come here. Come here. 856 01:25:48,618 --> 01:25:49,993 Bloody hell. 857 01:26:49,011 --> 01:26:51,137 Here, come on. 858 01:26:54,976 --> 01:26:56,518 Down here. 859 01:26:57,603 --> 01:26:59,187 Come on. 860 01:27:02,358 --> 01:27:04,609 Get onto the footpath! 861 01:27:06,862 --> 01:27:08,863 Get onto the path! 862 01:27:09,031 --> 01:27:11,032 Spider! Come on! 863 01:27:16,163 --> 01:27:19,082 Get off me! I ain't done nothing! 864 01:27:20,084 --> 01:27:22,168 Jimmy! 865 01:27:22,336 --> 01:27:25,338 - Right, get him in here! - Steph! Steph! 866 01:27:25,506 --> 01:27:27,591 Steph, come on. 867 01:27:30,803 --> 01:27:32,887 Oh, no! 868 01:27:34,348 --> 01:27:35,640 Fuck! 869 01:27:49,614 --> 01:27:51,156 Get off! 870 01:27:52,742 --> 01:27:54,784 All right! All right! 871 01:27:54,994 --> 01:27:56,536 Get off! You cunt. 872 01:28:07,840 --> 01:28:09,049 Cheers. 873 01:28:11,969 --> 01:28:13,762 All right. 874 01:29:14,949 --> 01:29:17,075 Steph, are you all right? 875 01:29:30,673 --> 01:29:34,926 It seems strange to see this procession of miserable specimens. 876 01:29:35,094 --> 01:29:38,221 So different from the strutting hooligans of yesterday, 877 01:29:38,431 --> 01:29:41,182 who came here to pollute the air of this town. 878 01:29:41,350 --> 01:29:42,500 Yes. 879 01:29:42,601 --> 01:29:48,606 These long-haired, mentally unstable, petty little hoodlums. 880 01:29:50,067 --> 01:29:52,652 These sawdust Caesars, 881 01:29:52,820 --> 01:29:57,490 who can only find courage, like rats, by hunting in packs, 882 01:29:58,868 --> 01:30:01,619 came to Brighton with the avowed intent 883 01:30:02,246 --> 01:30:05,749 of interfering with the life and property of its inhabitants. 884 01:30:06,417 --> 01:30:09,627 And so far as the law gives us power, 885 01:30:09,795 --> 01:30:13,465 this court will not fail to use the prescribed penalties. 886 01:30:15,301 --> 01:30:17,218 It may perhaps discourage you, 887 01:30:17,386 --> 01:30:21,431 and others of your kidney who are infected with this vicious virus, 888 01:30:22,224 --> 01:30:25,560 that you be ordered to pay a fine of £75. 889 01:30:25,728 --> 01:30:28,229 I'll pay now if you don't mind. 890 01:30:31,025 --> 01:30:33,318 You haven't got a pen, have you, Your Honour? 891 01:30:35,529 --> 01:30:36,905 - All right... - Be quiet! 892 01:30:37,072 --> 01:30:39,407 - Take that man away. - Silence in court. 893 01:30:40,910 --> 01:30:43,620 James Michael Cooper. 894 01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:53,004 You stay right where you are. 895 01:30:53,172 --> 01:30:56,216 At least I don't have to ask where you've been this time. 896 01:30:56,383 --> 01:30:59,135 Do you think this is clever? Proud of yourself? 897 01:30:59,303 --> 01:31:01,471 - No. - What do you mean no? You was there. 898 01:31:01,639 --> 01:31:03,932 - And them animals you call friends. - Yeah. 899 01:31:04,099 --> 01:31:07,602 And I suppose you had some more of this filth with you, didn't you? 900 01:31:07,770 --> 01:31:09,687 You can look shamefaced, my lad. 901 01:31:09,855 --> 01:31:13,066 I've a good mind to get the law on you. Where'd you get these? 902 01:31:13,234 --> 01:31:15,443 I dunno. Someone gave 'em to me. 903 01:31:15,611 --> 01:31:18,154 Did he? And of course, you had to take 'em. 904 01:31:18,322 --> 01:31:20,114 - No. - You've gotta look big. 905 01:31:20,282 --> 01:31:23,076 If he'd said they was rat poison, you'd have taken 'em, 906 01:31:23,244 --> 01:31:27,330 then gone off like a pack of savages, ruining everybody's peace and quiet. 907 01:31:27,498 --> 01:31:30,291 I look at you and I don't know what I brought up. 908 01:31:30,459 --> 01:31:34,128 - Your sister's not like this. - Ain't she? What do you fucking know? 909 01:31:34,296 --> 01:31:37,298 Drugs and filthy pictures! Running riot everywhere! 910 01:31:37,466 --> 01:31:40,885 You're a little animal, you are. You wanna be locked up! 911 01:31:41,053 --> 01:31:44,889 I've done my best, look what I've got for it! A bloody mad thing! 912 01:31:45,057 --> 01:31:46,850 You're a little savage! 913 01:31:47,017 --> 01:31:49,269 Get out of my house! Go on! Get out! 914 01:31:51,647 --> 01:31:52,797 All right. 915 01:31:52,857 --> 01:31:55,984 You're no son of mine! Wait till your father comes home. 916 01:31:56,151 --> 01:31:58,486 - Oh, yeah, I'll wait. - Go on, get out! 917 01:31:58,654 --> 01:32:00,488 Yeah, fuck off! 918 01:32:05,536 --> 01:32:08,162 Who wants to live in your fucking house anyway? 919 01:32:36,108 --> 01:32:38,526 Come. 920 01:32:40,863 --> 01:32:42,947 The postroom boy. 921 01:32:44,700 --> 01:32:46,910 Be with you in a minute, Cooper. 922 01:32:59,256 --> 01:33:02,216 Absent for a full day last week, Cooper. 923 01:33:05,262 --> 01:33:09,557 Now I understand that one day's Bank Holiday is not good enough for you, 924 01:33:10,476 --> 01:33:12,560 so you have to take two. 925 01:33:15,397 --> 01:33:17,982 May I inquire if there's any reason for this? 926 01:33:19,026 --> 01:33:22,654 - Not really. - Not ill or anything, were you? 927 01:33:23,405 --> 01:33:24,739 No. 928 01:33:25,324 --> 01:33:29,160 Mr Cale tells me that you spent the weekend in Brighton. 929 01:33:29,703 --> 01:33:33,873 I imagine that you were involved to some extent in the disturbances there. 930 01:33:35,209 --> 01:33:36,417 Yeah, I was there. 931 01:33:36,585 --> 01:33:39,837 You weren't arrested or detained or anything, were you? 932 01:33:40,047 --> 01:33:41,255 No. 933 01:33:43,926 --> 01:33:47,387 I must say, I find your attitude fairly incomprehensible. 934 01:33:48,013 --> 01:33:50,139 I feel I must warn you, Cooper, 935 01:33:50,307 --> 01:33:54,769 that we cannot tolerate this kind of absenteeism amongst our junior staff. 936 01:33:54,937 --> 01:33:56,896 You've a good steady job here, Cooper. 937 01:33:57,064 --> 01:34:00,817 Plenty of young men'd give their eye teeth to be in your shoes. 938 01:34:00,985 --> 01:34:03,111 Yeah? Well, find one, then. 939 01:34:05,280 --> 01:34:08,783 - I beg your pardon? - You heard. I said find one, then. 940 01:34:08,951 --> 01:34:12,370 I'll tell you what you can do with your eye teeth and your job. 941 01:34:12,538 --> 01:34:15,498 You can take that mail, and that franking machine, 942 01:34:15,666 --> 01:34:18,418 and all that other rubbish I have to go about with, 943 01:34:18,585 --> 01:34:21,629 and you can stuff 'em right up your ass! 944 01:34:23,048 --> 01:34:24,674 Hey, Jimmy. 945 01:34:24,883 --> 01:34:27,635 What did you do? Lose a shilling and find sixpence? 946 01:34:31,974 --> 01:34:36,102 - Well, look who it isn't. - Jimmy! I thought they'd locked you up. 947 01:34:36,311 --> 01:34:39,272 Yeah, I got fined, didn't I. Fifty quid. 948 01:34:39,481 --> 01:34:42,525 - Jesus. - Another good customer bites the dust. 949 01:34:42,735 --> 01:34:44,986 Sorry, but we couldn't hang around for you. 950 01:34:45,195 --> 01:34:48,489 - We had to get back to our jobs. - Yeah? Well, I ain't bothered. 951 01:34:48,657 --> 01:34:50,616 I was with Ace and that. 952 01:34:50,784 --> 01:34:53,327 Yeah, we went to court together. 953 01:34:58,167 --> 01:35:01,210 Yeah. 954 01:35:03,172 --> 01:35:05,298 Christ, he's really weird tonight. 955 01:35:05,466 --> 01:35:07,550 I couldn't give a shit. 956 01:35:09,178 --> 01:35:10,887 - Ferdy. - Jim. 957 01:35:11,972 --> 01:35:15,183 - You got any blues or anything? - Yeah. How many you want? 958 01:35:15,851 --> 01:35:17,894 Dunno. Well, how many you got? 959 01:35:18,062 --> 01:35:20,772 - A ton. French blues. - Yeah, I'll have the lot. 960 01:35:20,981 --> 01:35:22,690 - What? - You can't afford it. 961 01:35:24,109 --> 01:35:26,277 Where'd you get all that, then? 962 01:35:27,029 --> 01:35:30,031 Golden handshake, innit? Two weeks' money. 963 01:35:30,199 --> 01:35:33,117 Told him to stuff the job right up his ass, didn't I? 964 01:35:34,328 --> 01:35:38,831 - You sure you want the whole bag, Jim? - Yeah. Why not, eh? Why not? 965 01:35:39,041 --> 01:35:41,209 All right. A fiver. 966 01:35:43,045 --> 01:35:44,378 A fiver. 967 01:35:48,884 --> 01:35:51,177 What are you gonna do with that lot? 968 01:35:51,845 --> 01:35:54,430 - Start a one-man riot? - Yeah, I might. 969 01:35:56,183 --> 01:35:59,352 - Jim, why'd you chuck in your job? - 'Cause I felt like it. 970 01:35:59,520 --> 01:36:01,395 You're bleedin' nutty. 971 01:36:02,564 --> 01:36:05,399 - You was on a cushy number. - Don't give it all that. 972 01:36:06,276 --> 01:36:09,737 I just got fed up. Fancied something outdoors. 973 01:36:10,447 --> 01:36:12,073 So do I, eh? 974 01:36:13,909 --> 01:36:15,910 She's not bad, is she? 975 01:36:16,078 --> 01:36:18,246 I found her by the road in Brighton. 976 01:36:32,636 --> 01:36:34,762 Maybe there's some trouble at home. 977 01:36:58,287 --> 01:37:00,872 See you found yourself a new little boy, then. 978 01:37:04,459 --> 01:37:07,253 Hey, Jimmy. I hope you find a new job. 979 01:37:08,005 --> 01:37:09,672 Oh, yeah? 980 01:37:10,299 --> 01:37:12,967 I could always get you a job on the rubbish carts. 981 01:37:14,928 --> 01:37:18,264 She says you're good at going up and down in alleyways. 982 01:37:31,570 --> 01:37:34,280 If I see you round here again I'll fuckin' kill you! 983 01:37:34,448 --> 01:37:36,657 - Get off me! - What's the matter with you? 984 01:37:36,825 --> 01:37:39,660 - Cunts! Get off me! You're not a face! - Piss off! 985 01:37:39,828 --> 01:37:42,205 - You piss off! - Forget her, Jimmy. 986 01:37:42,372 --> 01:37:45,708 You shut up and piss off! You're all wankers and cunts! 987 01:37:45,876 --> 01:37:47,835 Wankers and cunts! 988 01:38:33,382 --> 01:38:37,385 - Jimmy! Pack that in and clear off! - What do you want, you old spunker? 989 01:38:37,552 --> 01:38:39,262 Right. 990 01:38:39,429 --> 01:38:42,139 What d'you want? What d'you want? 991 01:38:49,564 --> 01:38:51,857 I'll have you, you little bastard! 992 01:39:01,410 --> 01:39:04,912 Are you mad? What's the matter with you? You're worse than he is. 993 01:39:05,080 --> 01:39:06,789 - Go back to bed. - Come on in. 994 01:39:06,957 --> 01:39:10,960 - You wanna wake the whole street up? - It's a bit late to worry about that. 995 01:39:11,128 --> 01:39:13,921 If he comes near this house again I'll kill him. 996 01:39:14,089 --> 01:39:18,634 Do we have to shout about it down here? Do they all have to know our business? 997 01:40:54,356 --> 01:40:57,108 - Hello, Steph. - What you doin' here? 998 01:40:58,693 --> 01:41:01,278 - I wanted to see you. - Well, now you've seen me. 999 01:41:01,446 --> 01:41:04,949 - Wait a minute, will you? - What you gonna do? Beat me up? 1000 01:41:05,909 --> 01:41:08,536 All right, what d'you want? Walk, I'm late. 1001 01:41:09,037 --> 01:41:12,331 Well, I left home last night. 1002 01:41:13,208 --> 01:41:16,252 - I kipped out, didn't I? - In some nuthouse? 1003 01:41:16,420 --> 01:41:18,421 Look, I ain't mad, you know. 1004 01:41:18,588 --> 01:41:20,631 What is wrong with you, then? 1005 01:41:20,841 --> 01:41:22,007 Well, I dunno, 1006 01:41:22,175 --> 01:41:26,345 it's just it seems like everything's going backwards, that's all, Steph. 1007 01:41:28,306 --> 01:41:30,891 You sure it's not you that's going backwards? 1008 01:41:31,059 --> 01:41:33,227 No, it's just... 1009 01:41:33,395 --> 01:41:35,563 I can't think straight, that's all. 1010 01:41:35,730 --> 01:41:38,816 I mean, nothing seems right, apart from Brighton. 1011 01:41:38,984 --> 01:41:42,903 I mean, Brighton was OK. Going to court with the Ace and that. 1012 01:41:43,071 --> 01:41:45,739 And, like, I was a mod there, you know? 1013 01:41:45,907 --> 01:41:50,035 - I mean that's something, innit, eh? - Oh, what are you talking about? 1014 01:41:50,203 --> 01:41:54,331 Brighton was a laugh. That's why we went down. It was a giggle, that's all. 1015 01:41:54,499 --> 01:41:57,877 Oh, yeah? And me and you, then? 1016 01:41:58,044 --> 01:42:00,713 - Was that just a giggle? - What do you think? 1017 01:42:01,798 --> 01:42:04,925 All right, so I fancied you. We had it off together. 1018 01:42:05,093 --> 01:42:08,429 - But that don't mean nothing, does it? - It did to fucking me! 1019 01:42:08,597 --> 01:42:10,764 Well, I can't help that, Jimmy, can I? 1020 01:42:10,932 --> 01:42:13,434 If I'd known you were gonna go off your nut... 1021 01:42:13,602 --> 01:42:15,769 I told you, I ain't fucking mad, right? 1022 01:42:15,937 --> 01:42:17,771 No, not much. Look at you. 1023 01:42:17,939 --> 01:42:21,233 One minute you're all right, the next you're going stupid. 1024 01:42:21,401 --> 01:42:25,154 You can't even have a bit of the other without kicking your mate's head in. 1025 01:42:25,322 --> 01:42:27,615 Just leave me alone, all right? 1026 01:42:28,116 --> 01:42:31,660 - Steph, please. - Look, fuck off! 1027 01:42:32,787 --> 01:42:35,915 You slag! You cunt! 1028 01:42:37,501 --> 01:42:39,293 Bastard! Slag! 1029 01:42:53,475 --> 01:42:55,809 What the bloody hell you doin'? 1030 01:42:56,019 --> 01:42:58,145 We could've killed you. 1031 01:42:59,523 --> 01:43:01,148 Look at this. 1032 01:43:02,526 --> 01:43:05,277 Oh, fucking look what you done! 1033 01:43:05,445 --> 01:43:09,073 - You cunts! - Roll the van back, mate. 1034 01:43:09,241 --> 01:43:14,036 You've killed me scooter! Fuck off! Leave it alone, get off it! 1035 01:43:14,204 --> 01:43:16,413 - Fuck off! - Dent in it... 1036 01:43:21,461 --> 01:43:23,337 Take it easy. 1037 01:43:24,673 --> 01:43:26,799 Fucking leave it alone. 1038 01:43:33,098 --> 01:43:35,391 Get off! Get off it! 1039 01:43:36,560 --> 01:43:38,561 There it is, on the floor now. 1040 01:43:38,728 --> 01:43:42,147 - You're lucky you ain't been killed. - I'm fucking lucky, am I? 1041 01:43:42,357 --> 01:43:44,358 - Course you are. - You're a bastard. 1042 01:43:44,526 --> 01:43:46,652 - I didn't see you. - Fuck off! Go away! 1043 01:43:46,820 --> 01:43:49,363 Fifteen years of driving, I've never had an accident. 1044 01:43:49,531 --> 01:43:53,033 Never had a fucking accident. You got me! Why didn't you kill me? 1045 01:43:53,201 --> 01:43:56,036 All of you fucking Mr Postmen! Fuck off! 1046 01:43:56,246 --> 01:43:58,706 - Come on, let's do our report. - Fuck off! 1047 01:50:35,103 --> 01:50:36,937 Fuck it! 1048 01:50:46,364 --> 01:50:48,240 Fuck it! 1049 01:51:42,336 --> 01:51:46,298 Come along, lad, what's been keeping you? Get a move on with those cases. 1050 01:52:35,223 --> 01:52:36,890 Bell boy! 1051 01:56:33,711 --> 01:56:35,211 Me!