1 00:00:01,454 --> 00:00:03,734 Well, it looks like Cole and l are going to have to take ... 2 00:00:04,014 --> 00:00:06,455 you two supermodels out to celebrate. 3 00:00:26,016 --> 00:00:27,776 l can't believe l'm doing this. 4 00:00:28,216 --> 00:00:30,336 l haven't had fat or dairy in years. 5 00:00:30,576 --> 00:00:32,776 Whatever you've been doing... 6 00:00:33,217 --> 00:00:36,256 it is working, you saucy minx. 7 00:00:36,496 --> 00:00:38,337 The spa said June's skin needs fat. 8 00:00:38,536 --> 00:00:39,017 Yeah. 9 00:00:39,297 --> 00:00:40,417 They also gave me Rogaine for women 10 00:00:40,617 --> 00:00:43,537 and prescriptions for my skin and my toenail thing. 11 00:00:44,137 --> 00:00:46,858 l'm really sorry if my toenail grossed you out, Cole. 12 00:00:47,138 --> 00:00:48,578 lt was really embarrassing. 13 00:00:48,778 --> 00:00:52,218 how could l ever be grossed out by such a luscious, 14 00:00:52,538 --> 00:00:55,978 pouty lipped inter---gallactic vixen such as yourself? 15 00:00:57,778 --> 00:00:59,899 Thank the gods you were disconnected from the 16 00:01:00,139 --> 00:01:01,418 Borg Collective through the neutralization of 17 00:01:01,658 --> 00:01:03,979 your upper spinal column neurotransceiver. 18 00:01:05,979 --> 00:01:07,019 What? 19 00:01:07,419 --> 00:01:09,820 Cole is a Trekkie. 20 00:01:10,539 --> 00:01:11,460 lsn't that fun? 21 00:01:11,660 --> 00:01:14,819 So that is the highest complement he can pay you. 22 00:01:15,059 --> 00:01:17,780 ln this galaxy or any other. 23 00:01:19,019 --> 00:01:20,700 Let's keep walking. 24 00:01:20,941 --> 00:01:22,660 A little separation is fine. 25 00:01:23,021 --> 00:01:26,020 You know, Cole, the pier is June's favorite spot in L.A. 26 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:29,181 Yeah, l like to come down here late at night, 27 00:01:29,421 --> 00:01:31,381 when everybody's gone. 28 00:01:31,621 --> 00:01:33,821 That way none of the tourists ask me to take their picture 29 00:01:34,101 --> 00:01:35,701 with them for five dollars. 30 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:39,501 You are a fiery goddess with a clever tongue... 31 00:01:39,821 --> 00:01:41,661 to match your stunning countenance. 32 00:01:42,022 --> 00:01:43,861 Oh, you've got a little... 33 00:01:44,662 --> 00:01:46,262 l'll get it. 34 00:01:51,542 --> 00:01:52,063 You know what? 35 00:01:52,303 --> 00:01:54,862 Let's leave these two little lovebirds alone, huh. 36 00:01:55,102 --> 00:01:56,463 -l don't think that's the best idea. -No, no, no. 37 00:01:56,663 --> 00:01:59,182 -No, seriously. -They're cute together. Come on. 38 00:01:59,463 --> 00:01:59,943 He's just a little strange. 39 00:02:00,183 --> 00:02:02,383 We all are in some ways, you know. 40 00:02:10,224 --> 00:02:11,744 You've got to be kidding me. 41 00:02:11,984 --> 00:02:12,864 Oh, look, Daddy. 42 00:02:13,144 --> 00:02:15,864 l love midget mimes. 43 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:27,705 They're called little people, honey. 44 00:02:36,306 --> 00:02:39,266 Oh, l totally forgot to tell you 45 00:02:39,546 --> 00:02:42,026 that Cole had a traumatic experience 46 00:02:42,266 --> 00:02:44,026 with a mime as a child. 47 00:02:44,746 --> 00:02:46,866 Oh, it was awful. 48 00:02:47,106 --> 00:02:50,906 lt was his 5th birthday party and a mime came to perform and 49 00:02:51,267 --> 00:02:53,787 unfortunately he caught the mime 50 00:02:54,027 --> 00:02:56,387 performing personal services for his mother 51 00:02:56,587 --> 00:02:59,348 But, hey, look, this is fun. 52 00:03:10,549 --> 00:03:12,229 This might be good. 53 00:03:38,150 --> 00:03:39,431 l'm not going to stand for this. 54 00:03:39,671 --> 00:03:40,911 Excuse me. 55 00:03:44,431 --> 00:03:45,831 Don't mind him. 56 00:03:46,231 --> 00:03:48,031 He's a sad little man. 57 00:03:53,352 --> 00:03:54,832 l'm Johann. 58 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,872 Sorry there's no antipasto... 59 00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:06,913 This is all l could whip up. 60 00:04:08,393 --> 00:04:10,713 -Nice place. -Thanks, buddy. 61 00:04:10,953 --> 00:04:12,873 lt's cold and a little windy. 62 00:04:13,113 --> 00:04:14,553 Here's to new friends. 63 00:04:15,794 --> 00:04:17,234 Cheers. 64 00:04:18,513 --> 00:04:19,434 Cherrios. 65 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:22,074 God, this view is incredible. 66 00:04:22,274 --> 00:04:23,914 You can even see the Pier from here. 67 00:04:24,314 --> 00:04:26,154 l like to go down there sometimes. 68 00:04:26,394 --> 00:04:27,754 Hang out with the crowds. 69 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:29,474 People watch. 70 00:04:30,114 --> 00:04:32,314 lt could get a little lonely when you're single. 71 00:04:40,755 --> 00:04:48,356 So...Johann...are you are you originally from L.A.? 72 00:04:48,596 --> 00:04:50,516 No, l grew up in Europe. 73 00:04:50,716 --> 00:04:51,916 My parents run a little mountaineering 74 00:04:52,156 --> 00:04:53,877 school in the Swiss Alps. 75 00:04:54,116 --> 00:04:56,316 l moved here when l was seventeen for college. 76 00:04:56,556 --> 00:04:59,437 Where did you go to college? 77 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:00,996 Harvard. 78 00:05:01,837 --> 00:05:03,757 Oh...Right. 79 00:05:03,997 --> 00:05:06,157 Oh, it's really not that impressive. 80 00:05:06,397 --> 00:05:08,637 My parents didn't have to spend all that lvy League money... 81 00:05:08,878 --> 00:05:10,838 for me just to become a dentist. 82 00:05:11,118 --> 00:05:12,157 You're a dentist? 83 00:05:12,397 --> 00:05:14,517 Yeah, l love it. 84 00:05:14,718 --> 00:05:16,998 lt's so fulfilling. 85 00:05:17,238 --> 00:05:21,358 Of course, l did take a few years off for the Marines. 86 00:05:23,039 --> 00:05:24,439 Let me get this straight. 87 00:05:24,679 --> 00:05:26,799 You went to Harvard became a Marine 88 00:05:27,039 --> 00:05:28,999 and now you're a dentist? 89 00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:32,120 Yeah, l also did a little modeling on the side 90 00:05:32,359 --> 00:05:35,559 just so my folks wouldn't have to swing dental school. 91 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,959 l still do it every now and then just for a kick. 92 00:05:39,359 --> 00:05:41,359 Oh my god, l've seen you. 93 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,920 Were you on the cover of July's Men's Abs? 94 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,880 Yeah. l didn't see it. 95 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,760 l was in Central Asia over the summer... 96 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,720 doing Doctors Without Borders. 97 00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:53,841 My group's done some fund raisers with them. 98 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:56,361 They really do the most amazing work. 99 00:05:56,561 --> 00:05:59,681 lt's the most rewarding thing l've ever done. 100 00:06:02,922 --> 00:06:05,082 Have you ever done any modeling? 101 00:06:05,761 --> 00:06:09,082 You have unbelievable bone structure. 102 00:06:10,922 --> 00:06:12,842 Look at! Oh, look at that. 103 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:14,043 There's the bread. 104 00:06:14,323 --> 00:06:15,923 lt was hiding from me. 105 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,763 This is so weird. 106 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:23,684 You and Nate have so much in common. 107 00:06:23,923 --> 00:06:25,163 We do? 108 00:06:25,443 --> 00:06:26,643 We do? 109 00:06:26,963 --> 00:06:28,283 How's that? 110 00:06:28,723 --> 00:06:32,883 Well...you're both really into physical fitness. 111 00:06:34,124 --> 00:06:36,604 And Nate, here, is a personal trainer. 112 00:06:38,044 --> 00:06:39,524 A personal trainer? 113 00:06:40,564 --> 00:06:42,204 Like at a gym? 114 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:47,645 He's more of a lifestyle coach. 115 00:06:47,925 --> 00:06:48,965 Right, Nate? 116 00:06:49,205 --> 00:06:52,326 -Yeah. -Exercise, diet, the whole nine yards. 117 00:06:52,566 --> 00:06:53,005 That's it. 118 00:06:53,245 --> 00:06:54,606 All nine of them. 119 00:06:55,485 --> 00:06:58,966 June, if you don't mind me saying so, you have... 120 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:03,967 the most intriguing case of fluorosis l've ever seen. 121 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:08,966 Please excuse my rudeness. 122 00:07:09,246 --> 00:07:11,006 l just always notice teeth. 123 00:07:11,527 --> 00:07:13,887 You never thought about getting them fixed? 124 00:07:14,287 --> 00:07:16,407 Well, l thought about it... 125 00:07:16,607 --> 00:07:20,727 but my insurance doesn't cover any cosmetic stuff, so 126 00:07:21,568 --> 00:07:23,568 l bet you never had a cavity. 127 00:07:24,287 --> 00:07:24,767 That's true. 128 00:07:25,048 --> 00:07:26,368 l never have. 129 00:07:26,567 --> 00:07:28,088 You are so lucky. 130 00:07:28,328 --> 00:07:31,848 Most of my patients would love to trade places with you. 131 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:43,489 You are so screwed. 132 00:07:43,689 --> 00:07:44,449 l am? 133 00:07:44,649 --> 00:07:47,769 He's just buttering up the freak to get to Cristabel. 134 00:07:49,129 --> 00:07:51,209 This is your competition, my man. 135 00:07:51,489 --> 00:07:52,690 Where the hell did you get that? 136 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:54,410 Mom saves old issues. 137 00:07:54,570 --> 00:07:57,651 l'll put it back on her bed before she realizes it's gone. 138 00:07:58,210 --> 00:07:59,771 l'm not sure he's after Cristabel. 139 00:08:00,011 --> 00:08:02,011 l actually think he likes June. 140 00:08:02,251 --> 00:08:05,010 Well has he ever technically asked June out on a date? 141 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:07,131 Well, not really. 142 00:08:07,371 --> 00:08:11,012 Any one on one action whatsoever? 143 00:08:11,252 --> 00:08:12,812 He offered to fix her teeth. 144 00:08:13,252 --> 00:08:15,772 Then he hasn't closed the door to dating Cristabel. 145 00:08:16,011 --> 00:08:19,492 He's just doing a favor for her hideously deformed friend. 146 00:08:21,772 --> 00:08:23,812 You're going through the front door. 147 00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:26,373 He's going through the back door. 148 00:08:26,613 --> 00:08:29,932 He's a back door man! lt's a time honored technique. 149 00:08:30,133 --> 00:08:33,253 No. But what if Cristabel doesn't have a back door? 150 00:08:33,533 --> 00:08:34,573 Or what if it's locked, 151 00:08:34,813 --> 00:08:36,773 and everybody just goes through the front door? 152 00:08:36,973 --> 00:08:39,654 Oh, l'm not interested in you. 153 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,574 l just want to be friends. 154 00:08:41,814 --> 00:08:47,774 Oh, oh, excuse me is that my penis hitting your cervix? 155 00:08:50,054 --> 00:08:51,615 What am l going to do? 156 00:08:51,934 --> 00:08:54,895 Easy. You shadow him. 157 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:56,454 Shadow him? 158 00:08:56,654 --> 00:08:58,454 Yeah, just make sure they're never alone together 159 00:08:58,815 --> 00:09:01,855 where he can impress her without you being there to deflect it. 160 00:09:02,095 --> 00:09:03,495 What you can't do, 161 00:09:03,735 --> 00:09:06,255 is let him show you up in any way, okay? 162 00:09:06,536 --> 00:09:09,056 lf he ever tries to take off his shirt in front of her... 163 00:09:09,296 --> 00:09:12,416 you got to make sure it only happens over your dead puny body 164 00:09:12,656 --> 00:09:14,256 Shirt stays on. Got it. 165 00:09:14,536 --> 00:09:18,097 And secondly if his shirt ever does come off in front of her, 166 00:09:18,377 --> 00:09:19,256 poke out her eyes. 167 00:09:19,496 --> 00:09:20,697 Eyes poked out. 168 00:09:21,096 --> 00:09:23,657 Thirdly, lie. 169 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:24,617 Lie? 170 00:09:24,857 --> 00:09:25,336 Oh, come on. 171 00:09:25,577 --> 00:09:27,297 l thought that the most important rule in relationships 172 00:09:27,537 --> 00:09:28,897 was to be honest. 173 00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:30,137 l'm sorry. 174 00:09:30,377 --> 00:09:33,658 Are you a former Marine that graduated from Harvard 175 00:09:33,938 --> 00:09:35,778 and fixes needy children's teeth? 176 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:38,378 l got two words for you, my man. 177 00:09:38,777 --> 00:09:40,258 Lie. 178 00:09:54,939 --> 00:09:58,780 The perfect people have left the genetically inferior ones to die. 179 00:09:59,619 --> 00:10:01,179 Save yourself, Nate. 180 00:10:01,579 --> 00:10:04,860 No, l'm not letting you go. 181 00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:07,821 Not on my watch. 182 00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:09,581 Stop! 183 00:10:09,821 --> 00:10:10,980 Stop, please. 184 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:13,060 This is awful. 185 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:14,660 God, you're telling me? 186 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:16,581 l'm not even supposed to be in the sun. 187 00:10:16,781 --> 00:10:18,461 l had my skin lasered last week. 188 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:19,701 Really? 189 00:10:19,981 --> 00:10:22,341 Oh, yeah, l'm nubby. 190 00:10:23,502 --> 00:10:25,742 Johann is making the veneers next week. 191 00:10:26,221 --> 00:10:29,262 l had to shave down her teeth in order to take the impression. 192 00:10:29,622 --> 00:10:32,942 She's going to look like Farrah in '79. 193 00:10:33,262 --> 00:10:35,502 Can you believe how generous that it? 194 00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:36,863 Super generous. 195 00:10:37,102 --> 00:10:39,742 And clearly with no ulterior motive. 196 00:10:39,982 --> 00:10:42,183 The truth is, there is an ulterior motive. 197 00:10:42,463 --> 00:10:45,423 l can show the before and after pictures to new patients. 198 00:10:45,623 --> 00:10:46,663 That's perfect. 199 00:10:46,903 --> 00:10:51,503 Just gives me more motivation to enhance June's natural radiance. 200 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:01,545 Speaking of natural beauty... 201 00:11:03,345 --> 00:11:04,544 Let's go. 202 00:11:05,905 --> 00:11:06,944 Come, guys 203 00:11:07,185 --> 00:11:08,464 Am l bleeding? 204 00:11:09,465 --> 00:11:11,345 Only on the inside. 205 00:11:17,985 --> 00:11:19,226 Cessna. 206 00:11:19,506 --> 00:11:21,066 That's a beaut. 207 00:11:22,946 --> 00:11:25,346 -Where? -Right up there. 208 00:11:27,026 --> 00:11:28,507 Johann's a pilot. 209 00:11:28,786 --> 00:11:30,387 Of course he is. 210 00:11:30,747 --> 00:11:32,027 Do you fly, Nate? 211 00:11:32,307 --> 00:11:33,346 Yeah. Yeah. 212 00:11:33,586 --> 00:11:34,587 l fly planes. 213 00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:36,307 That's what l do. 214 00:11:36,547 --> 00:11:37,747 You fly? 215 00:11:38,507 --> 00:11:38,907 Yeah. 216 00:11:39,227 --> 00:11:42,667 l mean, to and fro... by and by. 217 00:11:43,027 --> 00:11:49,308 l like to do flips and uh the tubelyoos and whatnot. 218 00:11:49,548 --> 00:11:50,748 You're a stunt pilot? 219 00:11:50,988 --> 00:11:54,468 Yeah...uh...not professionally, no. 220 00:11:54,708 --> 00:11:59,629 l like to take the kids up every once in a while. 221 00:11:59,829 --> 00:12:02,869 -The kids? -Needy children from the ghetto. 222 00:12:03,309 --> 00:12:03,829 Yeah. 223 00:12:04,069 --> 00:12:06,269 Most of the time it's the first time they've ever flown. 224 00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:10,710 Oh, god it's just... to see their faces... 225 00:12:10,950 --> 00:12:14,750 when the G forces hit them. 226 00:12:14,990 --> 00:12:17,550 l just can't describe it, you know. 227 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:21,991 lt's the most rewarding thing l've ever done. 228 00:12:22,271 --> 00:12:23,350 So let me get this straight. 229 00:12:23,550 --> 00:12:27,751 You're not a professional pilot, yet you risk the lives of children 230 00:12:28,031 --> 00:12:30,551 by doing dangerous stunts in mid air? 231 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,631 Uh...yeah...yeah. 232 00:12:33,911 --> 00:12:35,871 ln my flying dream.... 233 00:12:36,071 --> 00:12:37,112 that l have. 234 00:12:37,352 --> 00:12:39,472 Just a little game with the kids. 235 00:12:39,712 --> 00:12:41,592 Didn't l mention it was a dream? 236 00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:43,232 No, you didn't mention that. 237 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:46,232 Oh, yeah. l could see how you guys all.. 238 00:12:46,512 --> 00:12:49,872 No. lt's-it's-it's a great dream that l have 239 00:12:50,112 --> 00:12:51,712 Just me and the kids. 240 00:12:52,673 --> 00:12:55,633 Them riding on my back, my wings out like an angel. 241 00:12:55,873 --> 00:13:03,113 Like a...male heterosexual angel in the wind. 242 00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:06,394 -Are you done? -Yeah. Yeah. 243 00:13:06,714 --> 00:13:08,194 Wow. Okay. Yeah. 244 00:13:08,434 --> 00:13:08,914 Flying dreams. 245 00:13:09,194 --> 00:13:11,555 l for one love flying dreams. 246 00:13:12,034 --> 00:13:13,154 How often do you have these 247 00:13:13,394 --> 00:13:16,874 heterosexual male angel flying dreams, Nate? 248 00:13:17,074 --> 00:13:19,235 Oh, l don't know June, what's normal. 249 00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:22,475 Once or twice a year. 250 00:13:22,715 --> 00:13:24,435 Oh my god, me too. 251 00:13:24,675 --> 00:13:26,075 And then there's always that second 252 00:13:26,315 --> 00:13:29,396 when you first wake up and you actually believe it happened. 253 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:31,356 Do you guys ever get those? 254 00:13:32,075 --> 00:13:33,716 Every night. 255 00:13:35,636 --> 00:13:36,996 Every night? 256 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:42,357 l saw on Oprah that flying dreams symbolize fearlessness. 257 00:13:42,597 --> 00:13:44,677 You can accomplish anything. 258 00:13:45,396 --> 00:13:46,837 Makes sense. 259 00:13:47,277 --> 00:13:48,717 You must be extremely advanced 260 00:13:48,957 --> 00:13:50,157 ln the soul level. 261 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,997 Even Oprah only has them once in a while. 262 00:13:53,678 --> 00:13:56,757 l don't know about my soul, but l'm extremely advanced 263 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,197 in the body temperature level. 264 00:13:59,998 --> 00:14:04,198 As the expression goes, l'm sweating like a racehorse. 265 00:14:04,558 --> 00:14:05,798 l believe the expression is: 266 00:14:06,038 --> 00:14:09,279 l have to piss like a racehorse. 267 00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:15,959 There was a scorpion on your back. 268 00:14:16,199 --> 00:14:18,199 There's no scorpions out here. 269 00:14:19,839 --> 00:14:21,839 Or it might have been a tick. 270 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,960 Now he's a mountaineering stunt pilot? 271 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:25,759 Yeah. 272 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,039 We gotta figure out something you're really good at. 273 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,600 Okay. Figure out what l'm good at. 274 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:31,720 l don't know. 275 00:14:31,961 --> 00:14:33,240 What am l good at? 276 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,481 You used to be good at climbing the rope in gym class. 277 00:14:36,681 --> 00:14:37,160 Okay. 278 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,481 Good at climbing rope. 279 00:14:38,681 --> 00:14:40,681 But how am l going to work that into the routine? 280 00:14:41,001 --> 00:14:41,961 l don't know. 281 00:14:42,201 --> 00:14:44,561 What did we used to do to impress girls during recess? 282 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,521 Oh yeah. Yeah. 283 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:47,842 l could dance. 284 00:14:48,082 --> 00:14:50,322 Of course, l'll have to leave out the part that l wet myself. 285 00:14:50,561 --> 00:14:52,442 -That's the best part. -Okay. 286 00:14:52,721 --> 00:14:56,802 What else you got in your arsenal? What about the kazoo? 287 00:14:57,043 --> 00:14:59,602 Remember, we used to rock the kazoo at naptime. 288 00:15:00,683 --> 00:15:01,842 Wait a minute. 289 00:15:02,122 --> 00:15:04,042 l got the perfect thing. 290 00:15:04,963 --> 00:15:06,362 What's the perfect thing? 291 00:15:06,883 --> 00:15:08,123 Hello? 292 00:15:14,964 --> 00:15:18,484 These old coffee houses remind me of the swinging Sixties. 293 00:15:18,764 --> 00:15:22,524 Hey, who wants to hear some Cat Stevens? 294 00:15:23,564 --> 00:15:26,524 Ooh, what a unique piece. 295 00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:28,205 May l? 296 00:15:29,124 --> 00:15:30,924 Uh, yeah. 297 00:15:31,124 --> 00:15:32,565 Took a little damage. 298 00:15:32,805 --> 00:15:33,765 Recently. 299 00:15:34,005 --> 00:15:38,845 l'm sure we can make this old lady sing yet. 300 00:15:54,607 --> 00:15:57,287 Some day... 301 00:15:57,806 --> 00:16:00,167 Some how... 302 00:16:01,287 --> 00:16:04,008 You'll find... 303 00:16:04,687 --> 00:16:10,888 You'll shine like the sun. 304 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,968 Some day... 305 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:23,809 Some how, you'll find... 306 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:24,969 You'll find... 307 00:16:25,209 --> 00:16:27,209 What you've been... 308 00:16:27,489 --> 00:16:30,009 Looking for... 309 00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:38,930 Some day. Some... 310 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:44,970 Times, it's nice to see them... 311 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:50,971 ...fireflies burning the night away. 312 00:17:10,172 --> 00:17:11,453 More. More. 313 00:17:11,652 --> 00:17:13,053 Oh, it works. 314 00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:26,454 lt's loud in here, huh. 315 00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:27,214 Huh? 316 00:17:27,453 --> 00:17:29,933 -lt's loud in here. -Yeah. Yeah. 317 00:17:30,254 --> 00:17:31,614 What's up with all the hats? 318 00:17:31,853 --> 00:17:34,614 Oh, the Rogaine's working. 319 00:17:35,174 --> 00:17:38,095 Yeah, it's just that weird in between stage, so. 320 00:17:38,335 --> 00:17:38,774 Cool. 321 00:17:39,054 --> 00:17:42,495 Plus l'm trying to avoid being attacked by any scorpion ticks. 322 00:17:43,014 --> 00:17:45,055 Heard they were pretty common around these parts. 323 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,336 This song is amazing. 324 00:17:52,095 --> 00:17:53,776 l love this song. 325 00:17:55,536 --> 00:17:56,336 Care to dance? 326 00:17:56,615 --> 00:17:58,616 Ooh. l'm going to sit this out. 327 00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,336 But yeah, l'll hold that for you. 328 00:18:00,576 --> 00:18:04,817 Back in the playground days, l used to charm the ladies. 329 00:18:07,696 --> 00:18:08,777 What's... 330 00:18:09,057 --> 00:18:10,297 He stole my mojo. 331 00:18:10,537 --> 00:18:11,097 Ooh, that was hard. 332 00:18:11,337 --> 00:18:12,857 Come on, l did the collar thing. 333 00:18:13,137 --> 00:18:14,897 l was telling her l wanted to dance. 334 00:18:15,217 --> 00:18:16,298 What did l do wrong? 335 00:18:16,498 --> 00:18:18,338 What? We going to let them show us up? 336 00:18:19,577 --> 00:18:20,938 Come on. Don't you like it. 337 00:18:21,177 --> 00:18:22,898 -Oh, yeah. -lt's awesome. 338 00:18:23,138 --> 00:18:24,578 lt's better than what's out there. 339 00:18:25,658 --> 00:18:27,138 l wish there was a prom in the first grade... 340 00:18:27,378 --> 00:18:28,818 ... "cause l would have rocked it. 341 00:18:29,018 --> 00:18:29,859 Stop it. 342 00:18:30,098 --> 00:18:32,538 Hey we can tango, too, mama. 343 00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:33,979 Come on. 344 00:18:34,339 --> 00:18:35,979 Don't get dizzy now. 345 00:18:46,379 --> 00:18:47,300 Another round? 346 00:18:48,019 --> 00:18:48,780 Yes. Another round would be great. 347 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:49,700 Let's do another round. 348 00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:51,420 Another round. 349 00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:00,661 Wow, look at this. 350 00:19:01,061 --> 00:19:04,141 Back in my country, they call this Swissmania. 351 00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:06,581 Ooh, the hands. 352 00:19:22,302 --> 00:19:23,743 Oh, come on. 353 00:19:23,982 --> 00:19:24,902 Come on. 354 00:19:25,143 --> 00:19:27,303 One small scrap of dignity left. 355 00:19:29,023 --> 00:19:31,743 -No. -Okay, that's your cue. 356 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:33,263 Excuse me. 357 00:19:33,503 --> 00:19:33,903 Step aside. 358 00:19:34,183 --> 00:19:36,183 Excuse me. 359 00:19:47,024 --> 00:19:49,624 l've known a lot of jealous men in my life... 360 00:19:49,985 --> 00:19:50,984 But you take the cake. 361 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,745 Well if Men's Abs in there would just keep his damn clothes on. 362 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:54,465 He was hot! 363 00:19:54,745 --> 00:19:55,745 Oh, he was hot. 364 00:19:55,985 --> 00:19:58,065 He was sweating like a racehorse. 365 00:19:58,305 --> 00:19:59,825 The man sweats urine. 366 00:20:00,705 --> 00:20:03,586 Look just admit that he's hot. 367 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:04,905 Johann is hot. 368 00:20:05,145 --> 00:20:06,985 Oh, so you're attracted to Johann now. 369 00:20:07,226 --> 00:20:07,746 ls that it? 370 00:20:08,026 --> 00:20:09,186 No, l'm not. 371 00:20:09,466 --> 00:20:10,386 But you are. 372 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,746 And why wouldn't you be? 373 00:20:11,986 --> 00:20:14,306 He's some kind of a damned pod person. 374 00:20:14,706 --> 00:20:15,986 l don't blame you, okay. 375 00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:17,906 He's perfect. 376 00:20:18,186 --> 00:20:19,906 He's the male version of you. 377 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,907 Oh, so now l'm a pod person. 378 00:20:22,186 --> 00:20:23,067 No. 379 00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:24,587 You're just. 380 00:20:26,187 --> 00:20:27,947 l mean, look at you. 381 00:20:28,508 --> 00:20:30,027 You're out of my league. 382 00:20:30,268 --> 00:20:31,707 You're in Johann's league... 383 00:20:31,987 --> 00:20:35,068 And l can't compete with that. 384 00:20:35,308 --> 00:20:37,108 You didn't have to compete. 385 00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:39,268 l was with you. 386 00:20:40,388 --> 00:20:42,348 l really liked you, Nate. 387 00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:45,028 l thought you were different. 388 00:20:45,268 --> 00:20:47,469 That you actually wanted to help June. 389 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,629 And that you wanted to get to know me. 390 00:20:49,869 --> 00:20:51,270 l did want to help June. 391 00:20:51,549 --> 00:20:52,669 And you know what? 392 00:20:52,909 --> 00:20:54,669 l am out of your league. 393 00:20:54,909 --> 00:20:55,869 You can't sing. 394 00:20:56,109 --> 00:20:57,110 You can't dance. 395 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,910 You're a terrible athlete. 396 00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:01,670 And a really crappy liar. 397 00:21:03,990 --> 00:21:05,950 l took the time to get to know you, Nate. 398 00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:09,270 l really wish you did the same with me. 399 00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:10,631 Cris, Cris. 400 00:21:10,831 --> 00:21:12,030 Hold on. 401 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,070 Look, l made mistakes. 402 00:21:14,311 --> 00:21:15,271 l lied. 403 00:21:15,511 --> 00:21:17,031 l'm not perfect. 404 00:21:17,871 --> 00:21:20,711 But...it's still me. 405 00:21:20,951 --> 00:21:21,431 You know? 406 00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:22,911 Nate Cooper. 407 00:21:23,191 --> 00:21:24,752 l'm sorry, Nate. 408 00:21:25,591 --> 00:21:27,112 lt's over. 409 00:21:33,633 --> 00:21:34,672 Oh, come on. 410 00:21:34,912 --> 00:21:36,312 Here's your car, Loser. 411 00:21:37,473 --> 00:21:39,433 When you just can't hide your abs, 412 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,033 and that's why everyone is looking for 413 00:21:41,313 --> 00:21:44,633 a product that gives them the most effective workout possible. 414 00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:48,353 You see exercise should be safe effective and fun. 415 00:21:48,634 --> 00:21:50,393 And, of course get you results. 416 00:21:50,634 --> 00:21:53,194 Time is one thing we all wish we had more of. 417 00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:55,234 Look at you. 418 00:21:56,234 --> 00:21:58,954 You sad, sad man. 419 00:22:00,475 --> 00:22:02,595 Well, l'm crashing your pity party. 420 00:22:02,995 --> 00:22:05,195 Oh, yeah, it may be too late for me. 421 00:22:06,275 --> 00:22:08,195 But there's still hope for you. 422 00:22:12,155 --> 00:22:13,556 You dick! 423 00:22:13,756 --> 00:22:14,875 l can hear you. 424 00:22:15,115 --> 00:22:16,555 You're a foot away from me. 425 00:22:16,755 --> 00:22:17,195 Look, okay. 426 00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:18,236 There's going to be a whole world of "ow' ... 427 00:22:18,556 --> 00:22:20,676 ... waiting for you if you give up now, Nate. 428 00:22:20,995 --> 00:22:23,356 lt's like what a wise old lady once said. 429 00:22:23,916 --> 00:22:28,036 lf you give up on your dream, you die. 430 00:22:29,037 --> 00:22:30,596 Are you quoting me Flashdance? 431 00:22:30,797 --> 00:22:33,397 There's only one person that can help you now. 432 00:22:34,237 --> 00:22:36,677 She'll meet you at Danny's Beachside Cafe 433 00:22:36,957 --> 00:22:38,917 at five o'clock. 434 00:22:39,397 --> 00:22:41,237 Five o'clock. 435 00:22:57,118 --> 00:22:58,319 Hey. 436 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:01,159 June? 437 00:23:01,479 --> 00:23:03,480 Yeah, that's what they usually call me. 438 00:23:03,679 --> 00:23:04,759 Your teeth. 439 00:23:04,999 --> 00:23:05,680 Oh yeah. 440 00:23:05,919 --> 00:23:07,160 Johann did the veneers yesterday. 441 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,519 What do you think? 442 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:13,520 Wow. You look so...normal. 443 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,200 Oh, l bet you say that to all the girls. 444 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,280 Oh, my god. l'm sorry. 445 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,921 More evidence of my staggering lack of insight into women. 446 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,921 No apology necessary. 447 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,001 l mean, come on 448 00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:29,361 l think l look a hell of a lot better. 449 00:23:29,601 --> 00:23:30,841 Yeah l'd have to agree. 450 00:23:31,081 --> 00:23:32,522 Wow, you look great. 451 00:23:32,761 --> 00:23:33,241 Thanks. 452 00:23:33,481 --> 00:23:37,002 Oh on my way over here l'm not certain, 453 00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:38,602 but l think l was cat called. 454 00:23:38,762 --> 00:23:39,322 -Really? -Yeah. 455 00:23:39,681 --> 00:23:42,922 l mean, l know that for most women that's a hideous daily occurrence, 456 00:23:43,162 --> 00:23:47,122 but when the guy with the rattail and the mullet did this thing... 457 00:23:47,403 --> 00:23:47,923 where he put his hands like... 458 00:23:48,163 --> 00:23:48,842 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... 459 00:23:49,082 --> 00:23:49,923 l know it. 460 00:23:50,163 --> 00:23:50,762 Okay, well anyway... 461 00:23:51,002 --> 00:23:52,643 l looked all around... 462 00:23:52,882 --> 00:23:55,403 and l realized l was the only woman in sight. 463 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,204 l mean, he was talking to me! 464 00:23:57,923 --> 00:24:00,243 l was so excited, l almost went over and hugged him. 465 00:24:00,483 --> 00:24:01,644 l swear to God. 466 00:24:01,843 --> 00:24:02,764 You didn't, though, did you? 467 00:24:03,044 --> 00:24:03,484 Please. 468 00:24:03,684 --> 00:24:04,884 Even l have my standards. 469 00:24:05,164 --> 00:24:06,884 l don't know, though, he could have been the one. 470 00:24:07,124 --> 00:24:09,444 So many rattails, no little time. 471 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,605 lt's like a shock to the system. 472 00:24:14,845 --> 00:24:16,205 You have a whole new look. 473 00:24:16,445 --> 00:24:17,604 Don't start. 474 00:24:19,085 --> 00:24:22,165 Well, to be quite honest with you, it's not exactly all mine. 475 00:24:22,405 --> 00:24:24,086 l borrowed the top from Cristabel. 476 00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:25,846 l thought there was something about it... 477 00:24:26,086 --> 00:24:27,806 ... that made me want to shoot myself. 478 00:24:28,046 --> 00:24:29,285 Poor Nate. 479 00:24:29,566 --> 00:24:30,486 Oh. 480 00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:35,086 What? 481 00:24:37,846 --> 00:24:39,407 Do l have a booger in my nose? 482 00:24:40,366 --> 00:24:43,087 No...just... 483 00:24:46,327 --> 00:24:47,727 l'm happy for you. 484 00:24:48,127 --> 00:24:49,447 l'm happy for me, too. 485 00:24:49,647 --> 00:24:50,127 Good. 486 00:24:50,367 --> 00:24:50,728 l'm glad we agree on something. 487 00:24:51,008 --> 00:24:52,127 Finally. 488 00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:53,927 Hey, Randy. 489 00:24:54,167 --> 00:24:54,928 Hey, Stan. 490 00:24:55,168 --> 00:24:57,168 -Hey, Nate. -Hi, Nate. 491 00:25:08,129 --> 00:25:08,929 Here, l want you to try 492 00:25:09,168 --> 00:25:10,969 -some of mine. -Okay. 493 00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:12,329 Just try it. 494 00:25:12,609 --> 00:25:13,209 ls it better? 495 00:25:13,489 --> 00:25:14,809 "Cause l think l got the better one. 496 00:25:15,049 --> 00:25:16,049 No, l got the better one. 497 00:25:16,329 --> 00:25:17,369 You gave yourself the better one? 498 00:25:17,610 --> 00:25:18,169 - Yeah. - That's so unfair. 499 00:25:18,449 --> 00:25:19,450 l'm the guest. 500 00:25:19,650 --> 00:25:21,610 You didn't know and l'm selfish, so. 501 00:25:21,810 --> 00:25:22,410 That's a good point. 502 00:25:22,649 --> 00:25:23,810 l wouldn't have known. 503 00:25:24,770 --> 00:25:27,650 So, how's Johann? 504 00:25:27,850 --> 00:25:30,891 Good... l don't know. 505 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:33,571 That was a steady decline. 506 00:25:35,171 --> 00:25:36,931 Well, he hasn't made a move yet, so... 507 00:25:37,171 --> 00:25:40,291 l can't really tell whether he likes me or not. 508 00:25:41,011 --> 00:25:43,331 Anyway, what's to like, right? 509 00:25:43,571 --> 00:25:45,051 What's to like? 510 00:25:45,451 --> 00:25:47,451 Oh, come on, what does that mean? 511 00:25:47,691 --> 00:25:49,292 There's plenty to like. 512 00:25:49,691 --> 00:25:50,292 Such as? 513 00:25:50,612 --> 00:25:55,172 You can really hold your liquor. 514 00:25:56,772 --> 00:25:59,132 Sarcasm will get you everywhere. 515 00:26:03,813 --> 00:26:05,653 Let me ask you a question. 516 00:26:10,453 --> 00:26:12,333 ls this pointless? 517 00:26:16,294 --> 00:26:19,654 Am l ever going to have another chance with Cristabel? 518 00:26:23,574 --> 00:26:29,615 Oh...yeah. Of course you will. 519 00:26:29,814 --> 00:26:32,615 Because um...because l'm... 520 00:26:32,815 --> 00:26:35,895 l'm going to tell her to give you another chance. 521 00:26:37,135 --> 00:26:39,655 Our annual costume party is a week from tonight... 522 00:26:39,936 --> 00:26:42,536 ...so you'll both be there. 523 00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:44,376 Well, that's great. 524 00:26:44,616 --> 00:26:45,296 Yeah. 525 00:26:45,536 --> 00:26:50,936 And you're going to be yourself for once. 526 00:26:51,216 --> 00:26:53,016 -What's that supposed to mean? -Please. 527 00:26:53,297 --> 00:26:56,017 Listen, we've built this friendship around trust. 528 00:26:56,257 --> 00:26:57,337 l think we need to keep it there. 529 00:26:57,577 --> 00:26:58,297 -All right. -Okay. 530 00:26:58,537 --> 00:27:00,297 Well, if we're both being so honest... 531 00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:00,978 Yeah. 532 00:27:01,217 --> 00:27:02,497 Why don't you bring your crappy car ... 533 00:27:02,697 --> 00:27:04,617 and that guitar you clearly don't know how to play. 534 00:27:04,858 --> 00:27:05,298 Okay. 535 00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:07,778 As long as you bring that foxy yoga outfit... 536 00:27:08,017 --> 00:27:09,778 with the granny panties l love so much. 537 00:27:10,018 --> 00:27:11,698 Don't make fun 538 00:27:13,138 --> 00:27:15,378 God. l mean, who really wants to go to a party... 539 00:27:15,658 --> 00:27:17,578 ... as the girl who's never been kissed anyway. 540 00:27:17,778 --> 00:27:20,219 What? No, that's not true. 541 00:27:20,499 --> 00:27:23,579 l totally planted one on you at the yoga place. 542 00:27:23,778 --> 00:27:25,219 Are you out of your mind? 543 00:27:25,499 --> 00:27:26,219 No, l'm not out of my mind. 544 00:27:26,459 --> 00:27:27,019 That was not a kiss. 545 00:27:27,299 --> 00:27:29,059 That was you falling into me. 546 00:27:29,339 --> 00:27:29,740 That's what l did. 547 00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:31,660 l got the---Okay, fine. 548 00:27:39,580 --> 00:27:42,180 Oh...well... 549 00:27:45,981 --> 00:27:48,061 l'm sorry. l, uh... 550 00:27:49,021 --> 00:27:51,101 l don't know why l did that. 551 00:27:53,821 --> 00:27:56,622 You don't know why you did that. 552 00:27:58,662 --> 00:28:01,302 -No. -Right. 553 00:28:01,702 --> 00:28:03,542 -June. -l think you should just go, Nate. 554 00:28:03,742 --> 00:28:06,302 June, listen, l'm trying to figure--- 555 00:28:07,302 --> 00:28:08,662 Get out of here. 556 00:28:08,902 --> 00:28:10,702 Before your girlfriend gets back. 557 00:28:43,745 --> 00:28:44,825 Excuse me. 558 00:28:50,466 --> 00:28:51,465 Traffic's heavy today. 559 00:28:51,705 --> 00:28:52,266 Beep. Beep. Beep. 560 00:28:52,546 --> 00:28:54,186 You better have insurance. 561 00:29:10,627 --> 00:29:12,707 There's my girl. 562 00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:18,988 Come on. 563 00:29:19,228 --> 00:29:20,547 l want to show you off to my friends. 564 00:29:20,948 --> 00:29:21,748 Looking good, buddy. 565 00:29:21,988 --> 00:29:22,948 Looking good. 566 00:29:23,148 --> 00:29:24,629 Yeah, you too. 567 00:29:24,828 --> 00:29:26,709 Oh, by the way, l talked to Cristabel ... 568 00:29:26,909 --> 00:29:29,428 and l smoothed everything over, so she's really excited to see you. 569 00:29:29,708 --> 00:29:31,788 Although l should warn you, she's a little bit, you know. 570 00:29:33,509 --> 00:29:36,189 Oh Coopie... 571 00:29:36,469 --> 00:29:37,629 What can l say? 572 00:29:37,709 --> 00:29:39,830 l've always wanted to be a bride. 573 00:29:40,749 --> 00:29:43,549 Every little girl's dream, right? 574 00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:45,590 Right. 575 00:29:46,190 --> 00:29:50,070 You don't have to say a thing. 576 00:29:50,910 --> 00:29:53,150 June told me what happened. 577 00:29:53,910 --> 00:29:56,150 -She did? -Yep. 578 00:29:56,470 --> 00:29:59,511 You were just being protective of my little Junie. 579 00:29:59,711 --> 00:30:02,111 Yes, right. 580 00:30:02,511 --> 00:30:05,231 l may have misjudged you, Nate Cooper. 581 00:30:07,271 --> 00:30:08,511 Oops. 582 00:30:09,152 --> 00:30:10,071 Don't worry. 583 00:30:10,311 --> 00:30:11,791 lt wasn't a smelly one. 584 00:30:12,191 --> 00:30:14,592 l can tell by the way they sound. 585 00:30:14,792 --> 00:30:16,272 That's good. 586 00:30:21,192 --> 00:30:22,553 Shit! 587 00:30:22,713 --> 00:30:24,073 Sorry. 588 00:30:26,073 --> 00:30:27,033 ...listen. 589 00:30:27,313 --> 00:30:30,393 l read somewhere about white wine getting out red wine. 590 00:30:30,633 --> 00:30:31,233 Okay. 591 00:30:31,473 --> 00:30:33,834 l don't know if that--- 592 00:30:34,154 --> 00:30:36,194 Oh, god. 593 00:30:36,433 --> 00:30:37,674 lt's not working! 594 00:30:38,074 --> 00:30:39,394 lt's not working! 595 00:30:39,634 --> 00:30:40,074 lt's not working! 596 00:30:40,314 --> 00:30:40,714 l have to go. 597 00:30:43,514 --> 00:30:46,554 You know, l think Grace Kelly and l need a minute. 598 00:30:46,794 --> 00:30:48,274 -Come on. -Bye. 599 00:31:11,757 --> 00:31:13,316 Oh hey there, little buddy. 600 00:31:13,757 --> 00:31:17,757 Just about to finish these pesto gorgonzola torta rings. 601 00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:21,317 Why don't you have a taste and let me know what you think. 602 00:31:27,878 --> 00:31:29,198 They're wonderful. 603 00:31:29,838 --> 00:31:30,717 Of course. 604 00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:32,038 Absolutely wonderful. 605 00:31:32,278 --> 00:31:33,558 You're wonderful. 606 00:31:33,798 --> 00:31:35,878 Everything you do is wonderful. 607 00:31:37,278 --> 00:31:39,198 l've never seen June happier. 608 00:31:40,198 --> 00:31:41,558 Thanks, pal. 609 00:31:42,439 --> 00:31:43,718 Don't mention it. 610 00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:47,559 lt was a lot of work, but once l put my mind to something... 611 00:31:47,759 --> 00:31:49,399 l always get what l want. 612 00:31:50,519 --> 00:31:51,279 You know what? 613 00:31:51,519 --> 00:31:52,280 Fine. 614 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,640 l'm happy for you guys, okay? 615 00:31:54,879 --> 00:31:55,479 l was wrong. 616 00:31:55,679 --> 00:31:58,320 You and June actually make a great couple. 617 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,720 l know. lsn't she amazing? 618 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,360 Yeah. 619 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,360 Yeah, she really is. 620 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,361 Now that she's got some confidence in herself 621 00:32:09,601 --> 00:32:11,441 there are plenty of guys who'd love to have her. 622 00:32:11,681 --> 00:32:13,481 New teeth, hair 623 00:32:14,481 --> 00:32:16,521 She's almost beautiful now. 624 00:32:18,641 --> 00:32:24,241 Women like June are just so much more...grateful. 625 00:32:26,002 --> 00:32:28,082 Yeah, she worked hard. 626 00:32:28,682 --> 00:32:32,883 And l think tonight, it's finally time for her reward. 627 00:32:33,122 --> 00:32:34,523 You know what l mean? 628 00:32:40,403 --> 00:32:41,603 What's wrong? 629 00:32:41,804 --> 00:32:43,563 Did l use too much basil? 630 00:32:57,004 --> 00:32:58,684 Nate, what are you doing? 631 00:33:01,685 --> 00:33:03,805 Deep breaths. 632 00:33:04,965 --> 00:33:06,565 One one-thousand... 633 00:33:06,805 --> 00:33:08,285 Two one thousand... 634 00:33:14,766 --> 00:33:15,605 All right, everyone. 635 00:33:15,805 --> 00:33:16,686 Party's over. 636 00:33:16,886 --> 00:33:18,406 Out. 637 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:27,166 One grain of happiness. 638 00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:30,247 One grain of happiness in my entire life. 639 00:33:30,487 --> 00:33:32,447 l understand you're upset. 640 00:33:32,687 --> 00:33:34,567 But Johann happens to be the devil! 641 00:33:34,767 --> 00:33:35,528 Shut up. 642 00:33:35,728 --> 00:33:36,687 The night of date five, 643 00:33:36,927 --> 00:33:39,408 when it's okay for a consenting female adult 644 00:33:39,648 --> 00:33:42,048 to have sex without being considered slutty... 645 00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:42,727 June. 646 00:33:42,967 --> 00:33:44,088 The night l was going t become a non-virgin 647 00:33:44,328 --> 00:33:46,648 -and leave this freak fest behind. -June. June, listen. 648 00:33:46,848 --> 00:33:48,128 Shut up! 649 00:33:50,688 --> 00:33:52,769 l helped you. 650 00:33:54,649 --> 00:33:55,689 l could have shot you down 651 00:33:55,929 --> 00:33:58,169 and Cristabel would never have returned your calls. 652 00:33:58,449 --> 00:33:59,769 He doesn't love you. 653 00:34:02,530 --> 00:34:04,929 He said that you would be grateful. 654 00:34:05,289 --> 00:34:06,930 l am grateful! 655 00:34:13,530 --> 00:34:15,570 You don't get it, do you. 656 00:34:16,091 --> 00:34:17,410 l don't know. 657 00:34:17,971 --> 00:34:22,651 l've never even had a boyfriend. 658 00:34:23,210 --> 00:34:24,411 He doesn't get you. 659 00:34:24,691 --> 00:34:25,611 He doesn't deserve you. 660 00:34:25,851 --> 00:34:28,651 Oh and you think people get what they deserve in life. 661 00:34:30,651 --> 00:34:32,771 You think they get the fairy tale ending. 662 00:34:33,012 --> 00:34:33,612 l don't know. 663 00:34:33,812 --> 00:34:35,252 Maybe, yeah. 664 00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:37,892 You know, if they're not willing to compromise. 665 00:34:38,092 --> 00:34:40,533 lf they're not willing to settle for anything less. 666 00:34:45,932 --> 00:34:49,693 Well, knowing what you are is also knowing what you're not. 667 00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:54,653 l'm not the girl ... 668 00:34:55,854 --> 00:34:57,734 ...the guy runs to, 669 00:34:58,574 --> 00:35:01,253 to tell his feelings for, all out of breath. 670 00:35:02,054 --> 00:35:03,174 Why couldn't you be? 671 00:35:03,413 --> 00:35:07,814 Because not everybody gets that out of breath sort of moment. 672 00:35:09,014 --> 00:35:10,454 That's okay. 673 00:35:12,614 --> 00:35:13,695 Most of us are just happy... 674 00:35:13,895 --> 00:35:16,055 ... to date a guy who brushes his teeth. 675 00:35:20,055 --> 00:35:22,455 That's the thing about fairy tales, Nate. 676 00:35:26,415 --> 00:35:28,015 They're just not true. 677 00:35:40,737 --> 00:35:43,537 Nate, she "s big girl. 678 00:35:43,737 --> 00:35:46,897 Yeah. l understand that. 679 00:35:48,137 --> 00:35:49,938 lt's sweet how protective you've been... 680 00:35:50,178 --> 00:35:52,817 ...but if June wants to be withJohann tonight... 681 00:35:53,057 --> 00:35:55,338 ...then that's her decision to make. 682 00:35:57,338 --> 00:36:00,098 Anyway, it's not like she agreed to marry him or anything. 683 00:36:00,338 --> 00:36:02,498 lt's just one night. 684 00:36:03,659 --> 00:36:06,538 Well, somehow l don't take comfort in that knowledge. 685 00:36:07,819 --> 00:36:09,619 Relax, Nate. 686 00:36:09,859 --> 00:36:11,339 You did it. 687 00:36:11,659 --> 00:36:13,659 You found someone for June. 688 00:36:14,979 --> 00:36:16,620 And a deal's a deal. 689 00:36:18,099 --> 00:36:20,300 Now that June gets what she wants... 690 00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:22,220 ...we can get what you want. 691 00:36:24,540 --> 00:36:26,540 Oops, l forgot. 692 00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:29,380 l have a confession to make. 693 00:36:30,740 --> 00:36:32,541 l was kind of testing you tonight. 694 00:36:34,381 --> 00:36:35,621 What do you mean? 695 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:37,141 This tacky dress... 696 00:36:37,381 --> 00:36:40,261 acting drunk and anxious to get married... 697 00:36:40,741 --> 00:36:42,981 and spilling the wine all over my dress. 698 00:36:43,422 --> 00:36:44,982 lt was all an act. 699 00:36:46,022 --> 00:36:47,102 Why? 700 00:36:47,342 --> 00:36:49,582 Well, when you really care about someone... 701 00:36:49,782 --> 00:36:52,022 ...you're willing to overlook their flaws. 702 00:36:52,743 --> 00:36:57,902 And l just wanted to make sure that you liked me for me. 703 00:37:03,183 --> 00:37:04,703 Come with me. 704 00:37:04,903 --> 00:37:06,663 l got something to show you. 705 00:37:38,986 --> 00:37:43,666 Here's to finding your perfect match. 706 00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:57,267 Pick one. 707 00:38:05,788 --> 00:38:08,268 You have excellent taste, Mister Cooper. 708 00:38:08,508 --> 00:38:09,468 Thanks. 709 00:38:09,748 --> 00:38:12,108 So why don't you go light some candles. 710 00:38:12,428 --> 00:38:14,908 June has some in the dresser in her room. 711 00:38:20,229 --> 00:38:24,269 So was your father a baker by any chance? 712 00:38:26,469 --> 00:38:28,990 No. Why? 713 00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:32,510 "Cause you've got such great buns. 714 00:38:46,911 --> 00:38:49,111 l want to become a non-virgin. 715 00:39:28,954 --> 00:39:31,194 Don't make any sudden moves. 716 00:39:31,434 --> 00:39:34,035 She's trying to strangle herself with her hood. 717 00:39:38,115 --> 00:39:40,835 l just wanted to give her this. 718 00:39:46,115 --> 00:39:49,556 Thanks....l guess. 719 00:40:23,198 --> 00:40:26,438 -What's wrong? -Nothing. 720 00:40:34,279 --> 00:40:35,639 Listen, l think... 721 00:40:35,839 --> 00:40:37,639 Oh...okay... 722 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:44,079 Can you please put your robe back on? 723 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:45,320 Okay. 724 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,600 lt's the first time anyone's asked me to do that. 725 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,241 l'm sure. 726 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,641 l think that l just want to talk. 727 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,041 Okay, sure. 728 00:40:59,201 --> 00:41:00,081 Nate... 729 00:41:00,321 --> 00:41:01,682 ...you can turn around now. 730 00:41:01,882 --> 00:41:05,842 Right. Turning around. 731 00:41:13,642 --> 00:41:18,722 lt's just...why me? 732 00:41:19,003 --> 00:41:20,322 What do you mean? 733 00:41:20,602 --> 00:41:25,323 There are a million guys who would kill to be 734 00:41:25,563 --> 00:41:28,403 sitting here with you right now. 735 00:41:28,883 --> 00:41:30,524 Why did you pick me? 736 00:41:30,724 --> 00:41:32,243 l didn't pick you. 737 00:41:32,564 --> 00:41:34,564 -You didn't? -No. 738 00:41:35,164 --> 00:41:39,004 lt was fate. Magic. Serendipity. 739 00:41:39,244 --> 00:41:44,644 Right, and that's what l thought, too, but why did you think so? 740 00:41:44,804 --> 00:41:48,005 Well, you know, after all these years of not seeing each other... 741 00:41:48,245 --> 00:41:50,485 and then how we literally ran into each other at the beach. 742 00:41:50,725 --> 00:41:52,965 Oh, about that. 743 00:41:53,725 --> 00:41:55,406 l tracked you down. 744 00:41:55,725 --> 00:41:58,765 and l found out you were going to be at the beach that day. 745 00:41:59,005 --> 00:42:01,006 And l followed you. 746 00:42:02,406 --> 00:42:03,406 You stalked me. 747 00:42:03,606 --> 00:42:06,606 Stalked is a big word. 748 00:42:06,807 --> 00:42:09,846 Uh, listen... 749 00:42:11,047 --> 00:42:13,207 Ever since the first grade... 750 00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:18,527 l thought you were the girl that l was meant to be with 751 00:42:19,407 --> 00:42:22,288 And now you think you made a mistake? 752 00:42:22,528 --> 00:42:24,008 Let's put it this way. 753 00:42:26,888 --> 00:42:30,448 l think l gave the valentine to the right girl. 754 00:42:32,688 --> 00:42:34,808 Oh my god. 755 00:42:35,368 --> 00:42:37,449 You have to go tell her. 756 00:42:37,969 --> 00:42:39,689 Are you sure? 757 00:42:40,648 --> 00:42:41,769 Nate, l'll be fine. 758 00:42:42,009 --> 00:42:44,089 lt's not like l have trouble getting dates. 759 00:42:45,489 --> 00:42:46,849 Yeah, you're probably right. 760 00:42:47,050 --> 00:42:49,769 Um...okay. 761 00:42:50,890 --> 00:42:51,490 Go. 762 00:42:51,730 --> 00:42:53,170 Okay. 763 00:42:55,210 --> 00:42:57,090 Way to go, June. 764 00:43:14,132 --> 00:43:15,691 June? 765 00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:30,932 l'm so sorry. 766 00:44:15,496 --> 00:44:16,776 Don't say a word. 767 00:44:19,936 --> 00:44:23,417 l came here not to tell you that Johann doesn't deserve you 768 00:44:23,656 --> 00:44:25,577 which you already figured out for yourself. 769 00:44:25,777 --> 00:44:28,737 And not to tell you that l am in love with you. 770 00:44:29,177 --> 00:44:30,657 Which l am. 771 00:44:30,977 --> 00:44:32,458 Desperately. 772 00:44:33,857 --> 00:44:34,578 My entire life, 773 00:44:34,818 --> 00:44:37,177 something has been holding me back from falling in love. 774 00:44:37,417 --> 00:44:39,138 And l thought it was Cristabel. 775 00:44:39,377 --> 00:44:46,258 But l realized that l've just been fumbling my way to you. 776 00:44:46,978 --> 00:44:49,138 My last girlfriend, her name was Jane. 777 00:44:49,418 --> 00:44:51,378 That's one letter off. 778 00:44:51,619 --> 00:44:52,419 l don't even know what that means. 779 00:44:52,659 --> 00:44:53,379 That's dumb. 780 00:44:53,619 --> 00:44:54,459 l'm sorry. 781 00:44:54,699 --> 00:44:55,739 Listen. 782 00:44:56,019 --> 00:44:57,859 l don't deserve you. 783 00:44:59,220 --> 00:45:03,700 Because l didn't take the time to see who you were. 784 00:45:07,220 --> 00:45:12,460 And you have to know that you're the girl. 785 00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:16,781 You're the girl that the guy runs to. 786 00:45:19,021 --> 00:45:20,901 You're the girl. 787 00:45:23,061 --> 00:45:27,581 You're...you're out of breath.