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Black.
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All important movies start
with a black screen.
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And music. Edgy, scary, music
that would make a parent or
studio
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(...) executive nervous.
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And logos. Really long and dramatic logos.
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Warner Bross.
Why not Warner Brothers? I dunno.
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DC.
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The house that Batman built.
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Yeah, what Superman. Come at me bro.
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I'm your Kryptonite.
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Hmm. Not sure what Ratpac does,
but that logo is macho.
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I dig it.
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Okay.
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Get yourself ready for some...
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Get yourself ready for some... reading.
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"If you want to make the world
a better place,
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take a look at yourself and
make a change."
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take a look at yourself and
make a change. Hooo!"
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No, I said that!
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Batman is very wise.
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I also have huge pecs. And a 9 pack.
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Yeah I've got an extra ab.
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Now, let's start the movie.
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[GOTHAM AIRSPACE, 10:25]
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Gotham Tower, this is MacGuffin Airlines,
Flight 1138.
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We are transporting 11 million sticks
of dynamite, 17000 pounds of C4,
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About 150 cute little plastic bomb
type bombs, and 2 best friends!
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And request permission to fly over the
most crime-ridden city in the world, over.
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I'm just looking at all the guys faces
here in the control tower.
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- I'm good. - Sounds good to me
- Let's do it!
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Yep, I think we're cool with that.
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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
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Gentlemen, breach in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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- What was that?
- One of us should check it out.
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- Okay.
- Scissors paper rock...
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- Scissors. - Paper.
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- You always do paper!
- I'm a loser at home, and a loser at work.
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Holy cow!
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Captain Dale, is everything okay?
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I'm afraid Captain Dale had to bail.
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I'm your new co-pilot,
and I always come to work...
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...with a smile.
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- You should be terrified.
- Why?
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Because I will be taking over the city.
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- What?
- Batman will stop you.
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- He always stops you.
- No he doesn't!
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- What about that time with the 2 boats?
- This is better than the 2 boats.
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Well tonight is gonna be different!
Tonight is my greatest plan yet.
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Trust me, Batman's never gonna see it coming.
[GOTHAM CITY ENERGY PLANT]
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- Like the time with the parade and the Prince music?
- Hey, quiet!
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- Night, Steve.
- Take it easy, Jeff.
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Man I really like that guy.
I sure hope nothing bad happens to him.
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♪ Nothing bad ever happens to me.
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What the-?
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Your city is under attack
by Gotham's greatest criminal minds.
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Including...
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The Riddler.
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- Scarecrow.
- Pizza delivery!
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- Bane.
- Hello!
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- Two-Face.
- We need that door open, baby!
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- Catwoman.
- (Meow meow) You're in! (meow meow)
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I'm jumping out the way!
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And let's not forget, Clayface!
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Pew pew pew!
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- Poison Ivy.
- Pew pew pew!
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- Freeze!
- No, you freeze!
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Mr Freeze.
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Penguin.
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Crazy Quilt, Eraser.
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Polka-Dot Man. Mime. Tarantula.
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King Tut, Orca, Killer Moth,
March Harriot, Zodiac Master,
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Gentleman Ghost, Clock King,
Calender Man, Kite Man,
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Cat Man, Zebra Man,
and the Condiment King!
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- Okay, are you making some of those up?
- Nope, they're all real.
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Probably worth a Google.
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[GOTHAM CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT]
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- Hey watch it!
- Commissioner Gordon!
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- What is it O'Hara?
- We just got a report!
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All the C-grade villains have
broken into the energy plant!
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- What are we gonna do, Sir?
- The only thing we ever do...
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flip the switch to the Bat-Signal!
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- Flip!
- Commissioner, are you there?
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The Bat-Signal, she's been egged!
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It's Egghead, Sir,
I'm well aware of his work.
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Dear gosh, you destroyed the Bat-Signal!
You have thought of everything!
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Yeah, I know, and when I take over Gotham City...
OPENING REACTOR CORE DOORS
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Batman will grovel at the feet
of his greatest enemy.
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Me. The Joker!
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- Joker, do you read me?
- 10-4, girl buddy.
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- We're ready for you, sugar plum.
- Well then, let's raise the roof!
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Fire in the hole!
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- O'Hara, have you tried the Bat-Phone?
- Yes, but all I'm getting is this hold music!
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I love it.
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- I want snipers trained on that building.
- You bet!
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- I want water and air support yesterday!
- I'm on it, Sir!
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- And I need SWAT here now!
- Phone call for Commissioner Gordan.
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Hello, Batman?
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Hey Jimmy, It's The Jokes!
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Nobody calls you that.
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- No, people do call me that. Okay listen up!
- Go, go, go!
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At this very moment, an unnecessarily
complicated bomb is being attached
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to the inside of the main energy core,
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if the Mayor isn't here in 5 minutes
to negotiate the city's surrender,
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then I shall destroy Gotham City.
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I did something!
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Doctor, that sounds frightening.
And overly complicated. Talk us through it.
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Well, I don't wanna scare any
small children who may be listening
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but it's a little-known fact
that Gotham City is built
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on a bunch of flimsy
plates stuck together.
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There's literally nothing beneath us,
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except an infinite abyss
that smells like dirty underwear.
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If Joker's bomb were to go off,
these plates would break apart,
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plunging every Gotham citizen
into the eternal abyss forever.
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And you wouldn't want that now,
would you?
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Now get me the Mayor!
Joker out.
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Madam Mayor, I cannot ask you to do this!
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- Jim, did you find Batman?
- No Ma'am.
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Then we have no choice.
The Joker has the upper hand.
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We have to surrender Gotham City.
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- Oh no.
- I'm sorry!
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Flying Mayor package in right now.
SWAT team get your stun guns ready.
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- Non-lethal!
- Yeah!
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Lowering Mayor package
through the hole.
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- Madam Mayor, thanks for dropping by!
- I've only got one thing to say to you, Joker.
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- Well, you'd better make it fast.
- Do you like to gamble?
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- Oh, I certainly do.
- Do you ever play roulette?
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On occasion.
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- Let me give you a word of advice.
- I'm all ears.
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- When playing roulette...
- Yes?
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Always bet on black.
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Batman!? What are you doing? You're
completely outnumbered here, are you nuts!?
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You wanna get nuts? Come on!
Let's get nuts.
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Because I just wrote a song about
how I'm gonna kick all your butts.
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Stop him before he starts singing!
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[♪ WHO'S THE (BAT)MAN]
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♪ In the darkest night (huh!)
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♪ I make the bad guys fall (huh!)
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♪ There's a million heroes
- Computer, overcompensate!
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♪ BUT I'M THE BEST OF THEM ALL!
- I'm on my way, Sir.
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♪ Who has the coolest gadgets?
♪ BATMAN!
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♪ Who has the tricked-out ride?
♪ BATMAN!
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♪ Who does the sickest backflips?
♪ BATMAN!
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♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na
♪ BATMAN!
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♪ You think my muscles are big?
- Thank you!
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♪ You haven't seen my brain
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♪ Ladies, it's okay if you stare
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♪ CAUSE I'M A BILLIONAIRE!
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Get it together guys, you're making me
look bad in front of Batman!
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'Puter, where's the bomb?
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The bomb is located at the
base of the energy core.
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♪ I get the last laugh
♪ I get the final grin
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♪ Throw you into the asylum
♪ with Harley Quinn
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♪ Turn Two-Face
♪ to black-and-blue face
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♪ I'm 100% not
♪ Bruce Wayne!
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Kiss me Batman.
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♪ Who's the manliest man?
♪ BATMAN!
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♪ With the buns of steel?
♪ BATMAN!
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♪ Who could choke hold a bear?
♪ BATMAN!
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♪ Who never skips leg day?
♪ BATMAN!
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♪ Who always pays their taxes?
- NOT BATMAN!
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How is he beating all of you again!?
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Because...
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I'm Batman!
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- It's gonna blow!
- I'm Batman!
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♪ I'm Batman!
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Hi Batman, so weird to keep
running into you!
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Looks like your plan failed.
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It's only a matter of time
before I take over Gotham City!
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Pew, pew, pew!
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When does that ever happen?
Computer?
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Calculating... Never.
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You know why? Because I'm always
one step ahead of you.
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And I always get away!
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Not this time.
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Because this time...
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- I've got you.
- Oh, yeah?
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Well there's only one problem.
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Who's gonna defuse the bomb?
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It's gotta be one or the other, Batman.
Save the city or catch your greatest enemy.
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- You can't do both.
- I'm sorry, What'd you just say?
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- You can't do both.
- No, I mean the other thing.
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Save the city or catch
your greatest enemy?
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- You think you're my greatest enemy?
- Yes, you're obsessed with me!
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- No I'm not.
- Yes you are.
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- No I'm not.
- YES YOU ARE!
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Who else drives you to one-up
them the way that I do?
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- Bane.
- No he doesn't!
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- Superman!
- Superman's not a bad guy!
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Then I'd say that I don't
currently have a bad guy.
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I am fighting a few different people.
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- What?
- I like to fight around.
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Okay look, I'm fine with you fighting
other people, if you wanna do that,
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but what we have is special.
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- So when people ask you "who's your
#1 bad guy", you say... - Superman.
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Are you seriously saying that there is nothing,
nothing special about our relationship?
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Woah.
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Let me tell you something, J-Bird.
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Batman doesn't do 'ships'.
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- What?
- As in relation-ships.
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There is no us.
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Batman and Joker are not a thing.
I don't need you. I don't need anyone.
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You mean nothing to me.
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No-one does.
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Hooray!
[♪ FOREVER]
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- Batman!
- Batman we love you!
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Thank you, I'm blushing
super-hard under the mask!
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Grazie Batman!
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- Prego.
- You're the best Batman!
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- Oh I'm humbled.
- Thanks Batman!
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- Super modest about it, thank you.
- Batman, you're the greatest!
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pray hands, pray hands.
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- Thanks for saving the city!
- You're welcome!
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- Batman I love you more than my kids!
- So do I, guy!
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You're my hero, Batman!
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I love my life.
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- Computer.
- Go ahead.
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- Are we near the orphanage?
- Yes.
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Great. Let's turn those frowns
upside down.
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Sounds like the Batmobile!
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No way!
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Hey orphans, look who's here!
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Hey kids!
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Who wants a shot from the merch gun?
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- Great. KABOOM!
- A lunchbox!
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- KABOOM!
- A sippy cup!
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- KABOOM!
- A Batarang!
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The rest of you get Bat Bucks!
KABOOM!
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Remember kids, if you want to be
like Batman, take care of your abs.
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- Batman out.
- Batman! Batman! Batman!
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Thanks Batman, you're my hero.
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[WAYNE MANOR, WAYNE ISLAND]
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- What is the password?
- Iron Man sucks!
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Thank you.
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It must be great to be Batman.
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I can only imagine he's going home
right now, to party the night away
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surrounded by scores of friends
and lady tennis players.
237
00:14:20,374 --> 00:14:22,233
Hey Computer.
238
00:14:22,643 --> 00:14:24,804
I'm home.
239
00:14:27,681 --> 00:14:32,448
Welcome home, Sir.
Initializing Batcave operating system.
240
00:14:34,488 --> 00:14:36,347
Hey 'Puter.
241
00:14:36,857 --> 00:14:39,117
What's up, Batman.
242
00:14:39,926 --> 00:14:43,594
- Put this bomb in the museum.
- Certainly, Sir.
243
00:14:43,697 --> 00:14:45,824
- Thank you.
- No worries.
244
00:14:45,932 --> 00:14:47,957
Anything exciting happen
when I was gone?
245
00:14:48,001 --> 00:14:51,532
- You have 4 pieces of mail.
- Great, what'd I get?
246
00:14:51,538 --> 00:14:56,298
You have this weeks PennySaver, 2 bills,
and a coupon for Bed Bath and Beyond.
247
00:14:56,443 --> 00:14:58,005
It expires in 2 weeks,
248
00:14:58,044 --> 00:15:01,878
but I've heard that some stores will
honor them past the expiry date.
249
00:15:01,915 --> 00:15:04,975
- Copy that.
- Also, Alfred is on the 17th floor
250
00:15:04,985 --> 00:15:09,012
grouting tiles in the 2nd bathroom
of the 5th master bedroom.
251
00:15:09,022 --> 00:15:11,618
Do you want me to tell
Alfred you're home?
252
00:15:11,658 --> 00:15:13,922
No that's cool Computer.
Thanks for the update.
253
00:15:14,027 --> 00:15:15,907
I should probably
have some dinner.
254
00:15:15,932 --> 00:15:18,728
Alfred left your lobster
thermidor in the fridge.
255
00:15:18,765 --> 00:15:22,334
Oh that's my favorite!
I can't wait.
256
00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:53,949
[NO SIGNAL]
[DEVICE NOT DETECTED]
257
00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:08,940
You... complete me.
258
00:17:11,578 --> 00:17:14,578
You had me at 'hello'.
259
00:17:15,582 --> 00:17:17,475
Love it.
260
00:17:54,988 --> 00:17:57,013
Hey, Mom.
261
00:17:57,724 --> 00:17:59,749
Hey, Dad.
262
00:18:00,026 --> 00:18:01,857
I, uh...
263
00:18:01,895 --> 00:18:04,955
I saved the city again today.
264
00:18:07,734 --> 00:18:10,703
I wish you could've seen me.
265
00:18:10,937 --> 00:18:13,929
I think you would have been really proud.
266
00:18:15,976 --> 00:18:18,109
There you are.
267
00:18:18,845 --> 00:18:22,975
Oh, Alfred, I am so sorry!
I have incredible reflexes.
268
00:18:23,016 --> 00:18:25,498
No it's my fault Sir,
I should have known better
269
00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:27,819
than to sneak up
on you like that.
270
00:18:27,821 --> 00:18:31,655
I was lost in thought, and as you know,
when I'm in there I'm in deep.
271
00:18:31,691 --> 00:18:34,560
Were you looking at the old
family pictures again?
272
00:18:34,661 --> 00:18:38,825
The what? The old family...
Oh yes, I see what you mean.
273
00:18:38,932 --> 00:18:41,733
Look at that! The old gang.
274
00:18:41,768 --> 00:18:44,360
Yeah. No I wasn't!
275
00:18:44,771 --> 00:18:45,829
I see.
276
00:18:45,972 --> 00:18:49,806
Sir, if you don't mind my saying,
I'm a little concerned.
277
00:18:49,843 --> 00:18:54,843
I've seen you go through similar phases
in 2016 and 2012 and 2008 and 2005
278
00:18:54,900 --> 00:19:01,900
and 1997, and 1995, and 1992, and 1989,
and that weird one in 1966.
279
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:05,155
Do you want to talk about
how you're feeling right now?
280
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:08,755
I don't talk about feelings Alfred,
I don't have any, I've never seen one,
281
00:19:08,795 --> 00:19:13,930
I'm a night-stalking, crime-fighting vigilante
and a heavy metal rapping machine.
282
00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:16,959
I don't feel anything emotionally
except rage.
283
00:19:17,003 --> 00:19:20,905
24/7, 365, at a million percent.
284
00:19:20,907 --> 00:19:23,899
And if you think that there's something
behind that, then you're crazy.
285
00:19:23,943 --> 00:19:26,777
- Good night, Alfred.
- Sir, it's morning.
286
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,480
Hiss, ahh!
287
00:19:28,581 --> 00:19:33,246
Master Bruce, you live on an island
figuratively and literally.
288
00:19:33,352 --> 00:19:34,383
Yeah, love it.
289
00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:37,241
You can't spend the rest of
your life alone, dressed in black,
290
00:19:37,366 --> 00:19:39,952
listening to angry music
and staying up all night.
291
00:19:39,993 --> 00:19:42,860
Yes, I can, because I'm Batman.
292
00:19:42,862 --> 00:19:49,434
But don't you think it's time you
finally faced your greatest fear?
293
00:19:49,469 --> 00:19:50,558
- Snakes?
- No.
294
00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:51,197
- Clowns?
- No.
295
00:19:51,237 --> 00:19:53,771
- Snake-Clowns?
- Bruce, listen.
296
00:19:54,941 --> 00:19:58,001
Your greatest fear is...
297
00:19:58,044 --> 00:20:00,444
...being a part of a family again.
298
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:13,000
No, now it's Snake-Clowns, because
you put that idea in my head.
299
00:20:13,026 --> 00:20:15,995
- Sir-
- Time for pushups! 1, 2...
300
00:20:15,995 --> 00:20:18,525
- We're going to 1000.
- I'm afraid that's not possible, Sir.
301
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,624
It is possible. I'm already at 20.
302
00:20:20,734 --> 00:20:23,669
You're scheduled to go to
Jim Gordon's retirement party.
303
00:20:23,703 --> 00:20:27,730
- What? No! I don't wanna do that!
- You're going to have a great time.
304
00:20:27,774 --> 00:20:29,867
- No, no, no.
- You might meet some new people.
305
00:20:29,976 --> 00:20:32,809
- No, no, no.
- Even make some new friends.
306
00:20:32,846 --> 00:20:37,943
No, no, no...
307
00:20:37,967 --> 00:20:38,683
NO!
308
00:20:38,684 --> 00:20:42,619
And before you go, we can
do your favorite thing.
309
00:20:42,622 --> 00:20:44,791
Tuxedo dress-up party.
310
00:20:45,425 --> 00:20:47,925
[♪ GIRLS KNOW HOW]
311
00:20:52,999 --> 00:20:55,968
- Sir, aren't you forgetting something?
- Nope.
312
00:20:55,969 --> 00:20:58,870
- Your cowl.
- My what now?
313
00:20:58,905 --> 00:21:01,905
Your armored face disguise.
314
00:21:04,511 --> 00:21:05,511
Fine.
315
00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:09,448
- Happy now?
- Indubitably.
316
00:21:09,449 --> 00:21:11,442
Good. Must be nice to be happy.
317
00:21:11,885 --> 00:21:15,753
Tonight on Metropolis In Focus,
we have our favorite star.
318
00:21:15,755 --> 00:21:19,151
- Superman!
- What up, Gotham?
319
00:21:19,893 --> 00:21:22,326
Superman, tell me
how you feel about
320
00:21:22,351 --> 00:21:24,990
your recent banishment of Zod
to the Phantom Zone?
321
00:21:24,998 --> 00:21:28,866
Yeah, look, it's complicated.
322
00:21:28,868 --> 00:21:34,773
Zod and I have had some pretty
epic battles, you know, over the years,
323
00:21:34,774 --> 00:21:37,800
I don't believe I would be Superman
without fighting Zod.
324
00:21:37,844 --> 00:21:41,774
See? Superman gets it.
Why can't Batman?
325
00:21:41,981 --> 00:21:46,816
- Check it out guys, I built a CD rack.
- Tada!
326
00:21:47,587 --> 00:21:52,786
How am I supposed to get Batman's respect
when I'm working with these human farts?
327
00:21:53,026 --> 00:21:54,994
Boo boo, look at me.
328
00:21:54,994 --> 00:21:58,525
You're too good for Batman.
He needs to open his eyes,
329
00:21:58,565 --> 00:22:00,960
and see what it feels like
when you're not around, okay?
330
00:22:00,967 --> 00:22:05,995
I couldn't put Zod in a regular
prison, right? He's Zod! Come on!
331
00:22:06,005 --> 00:22:11,775
No, he needed to go some place where
he could never harm Metropolis ever again.
332
00:22:11,845 --> 00:22:12,903
The Phantom Zone.
333
00:22:13,012 --> 00:22:15,626
Ah yes, the notorious
space jail that houses
334
00:22:15,651 --> 00:22:17,949
the greatest supervillains
of all time.
335
00:22:17,984 --> 00:22:22,087
- They got the sickest baddies up there! This guy:
- RAAH!
336
00:22:22,089 --> 00:22:24,422
- And her...
- I'll get you, my pretty.
337
00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:27,051
- To say nothing about him.
- Wingardium Leviosa!
338
00:22:27,094 --> 00:22:29,494
- And these guys!
- EXTERMINATE!
339
00:22:29,519 --> 00:22:32,418
I'm starting to get an
idea, monkey face.
340
00:22:37,904 --> 00:22:41,863
Hey folks look alive, here we go,
I'm gonna give you 3 poses, you ready?
341
00:22:41,908 --> 00:22:42,966
Kissy face.
342
00:22:42,976 --> 00:22:44,841
Oops, I did it again.
343
00:22:44,844 --> 00:22:48,837
And the Bad Boy, whatcha gonna do?
I'm outta here.
344
00:22:50,718 --> 00:22:53,386
[COMMISSIONER JIM GORDAN
RETIREMENT WINTER GALA]
345
00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:57,780
- ♪ I'm starting with the man in the mirror
- Any advice for the new Commissioner?
346
00:22:57,790 --> 00:23:00,792
As long as he knows how to push the
button on the Bat-Signal, he'll be fine.
347
00:23:00,793 --> 00:23:03,752
- Bruce, I don't know how you did it...
- You can't prove it, you didn't do it.
348
00:23:03,762 --> 00:23:08,462
- Mr Wayne, great to see you, come join us!
- Mr. Prime Minister!
349
00:23:10,570 --> 00:23:13,237
- Woah!
- ♪ Na na naa...
350
00:23:13,573 --> 00:23:14,733
Bruce Wayne!
351
00:23:14,974 --> 00:23:18,600
- He's the greatest orphan of all time!
- ♪ Shamone! Shamone!
352
00:23:19,944 --> 00:23:21,513
- Nice to meet you Mr Ambassador.
- Mr Wayne!
353
00:23:21,514 --> 00:23:23,682
- You want a picture?
- That'd be swell!
354
00:23:23,682 --> 00:23:25,917
Here we go, funny face!
355
00:23:25,919 --> 00:23:28,652
- Boom, keep it.
- Woah, thanks Mr Wayne!
356
00:23:28,688 --> 00:23:30,983
- Call me Bruce, champ.
- I'm just so jazzed to meet you Sir.
357
00:23:30,990 --> 00:23:33,654
- I'm sorry, did you say 'jazzed'?
- Yeah!
358
00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:35,890
My name's Richard Grayson, but all
the kids at the orphanage call me Dick.
359
00:23:35,995 --> 00:23:38,930
- Well children can be cruel.
- Great to see ya, Bruce!
360
00:23:38,932 --> 00:23:40,900
- Nice to see you Sir.
- I've got a question for you Sir.
361
00:23:40,934 --> 00:23:42,062
Okay, hit me with it.
362
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,869
Do you have any advice on
how to get adopted?
363
00:23:43,870 --> 00:23:44,859
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh you do?
364
00:23:44,904 --> 00:23:46,963
- Mr. Wayne, can I get an autograph?
- Sure.
365
00:23:46,973 --> 00:23:49,908
- For example is teeth whitener a good idea?
- Yes. Here you go, pal.
366
00:23:49,943 --> 00:23:50,875
- Thanks.
- Really?
367
00:23:50,877 --> 00:23:52,970
- Oh, yeah.
- Looking good, Bruce.
- Thank you so much.
368
00:23:52,979 --> 00:23:55,914
- What about eyeliner or foreign language?
- Try both.
369
00:23:55,949 --> 00:23:59,882
- Look! It's the new Commissioner!
- Where?
370
00:23:59,919 --> 00:24:03,553
- Here she is, everyone.
- Oh my God.
371
00:24:03,590 --> 00:24:08,687
[♪ I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT]
372
00:24:09,428 --> 00:24:11,920
Should I get experimental surgery
373
00:24:11,931 --> 00:24:15,499
to make my eyes larger
and more vulnerable looking?
374
00:24:15,768 --> 00:24:18,037
Uhh, do that.
375
00:24:24,944 --> 00:24:27,811
Um, Mr. Wayne.
376
00:24:27,847 --> 00:24:30,548
Are you currently in the market
to adopt a child?
377
00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:32,978
- Yeah.
- Really?
- Oh yeah.
378
00:24:32,986 --> 00:24:35,544
Well! Are you looking for
more of a base model orphan
379
00:24:35,569 --> 00:24:37,753
or one that has more
upgraded features?
380
00:24:37,790 --> 00:24:40,850
- Cooking, driftwood art, gymnastic abilities?
- Yep. Yep. Yep.
381
00:24:40,893 --> 00:24:43,828
- Closeup street magic ala David Blaine?
- All of it, sounds great.
382
00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:47,960
Really? Because all of it sounds like me.
383
00:24:48,001 --> 00:24:52,961
Mr. Wayne. Do you think you'd be interested
in adopting me as your future orphan son?
384
00:24:52,972 --> 00:24:55,839
- Definately.
- Oh, this is great!
385
00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:59,972
All I want is to get adopted.
So I can finally stop being...
386
00:25:01,381 --> 00:25:03,208
...alone.
387
00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:07,818
We're gathered here tonight
to mark the retirement of Jim Gordon.
388
00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:10,421
- Goodbye.
- And we wish him well
389
00:25:10,457 --> 00:25:14,687
on his South African jungle safari!
- Thank you.
390
00:25:14,927 --> 00:25:18,920
Now, to introduce you to
his exciting new replacement.
391
00:25:18,965 --> 00:25:21,024
Everyone meet your new Commissioner.
392
00:25:21,034 --> 00:25:23,703
[♪ I AM INVINCIBLE]
393
00:25:23,728 --> 00:25:25,971
She's Barbara Gordon!
394
00:25:25,972 --> 00:25:30,807
- The new Commissioner of Gotham City.
- Wow.
395
00:25:30,810 --> 00:25:33,870
She was top of her class at
Harvard For Police.
396
00:25:33,913 --> 00:25:37,974
She cleaned up the streets of
Gotham's nearby sister city, Bludhaven.
397
00:25:38,017 --> 00:25:42,852
Using statistics!
And compassion!
398
00:25:42,855 --> 00:25:49,727
And now she's bringing her new ideas,
and her gun sharps, to Gotham City.
399
00:25:49,762 --> 00:25:52,026
- Congratulations, darling.
- Thanks, Dad.
400
00:25:52,031 --> 00:25:54,932
- Here she is, everyone.
- Thank you, thanks.
401
00:25:54,967 --> 00:25:58,767
- Hooray.
- Miss, over here.
402
00:25:58,805 --> 00:26:01,965
Wow, thank you, for the
oversized key to Arkham Asylum.
403
00:26:01,974 --> 00:26:07,844
And, what's this? Thank you for
the switch to the Bat-Signal.
404
00:26:07,847 --> 00:26:09,774
Nice.
405
00:26:09,982 --> 00:26:15,416
Dad, you've always done a great job
protecting Gotham City.
406
00:26:15,455 --> 00:26:17,719
- Flip! That's me.
- Thank you.
407
00:26:18,024 --> 00:26:21,926
- Along with Batman, of course.
- Woo! Let's hear it for Batman!
408
00:26:21,961 --> 00:26:25,023
- Who I wish was here right now.
- Oh, I'm sure he's listening.
409
00:26:25,031 --> 00:26:27,527
I'd like to ask all of you
a question.
410
00:26:27,567 --> 00:26:29,728
Are you fed up with crime?
411
00:26:29,969 --> 00:26:31,800
- Uh-huh, tired of it.
- Yes, we're sick of it.
412
00:26:31,804 --> 00:26:36,641
Great. Let's talk real improvements
that will end the cycle of crime.
413
00:26:36,676 --> 00:26:39,939
I've got a 4 point pilot program
that I'd love to share with you.
414
00:26:39,946 --> 00:26:41,880
I want to hear all 4 points.
415
00:26:41,914 --> 00:26:42,938
- It's called...
- I'm ready...
416
00:26:42,982 --> 00:26:45,849
- It takes a village...
- Best opening title ever...
417
00:26:45,852 --> 00:26:47,913
Not a Batman.
418
00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:51,520
Waiter. Can I? Thank you.
419
00:26:54,994 --> 00:26:56,894
- WHAT!?
- Look...
420
00:26:56,929 --> 00:27:02,993
Batman been on the job for a very,
very, very, very, very, very, very...
421
00:27:03,002 --> 00:27:05,937
- very long time.
- He has aged phenomenally.
422
00:27:05,972 --> 00:27:09,965
However, despite all the great
work Batman has done for us,
423
00:27:10,009 --> 00:27:14,969
Gotham City is still the most
crime-ridden city in the world.
424
00:27:15,014 --> 00:27:18,345
- She's got a great point.
- Historically speaking, that is accurate.
425
00:27:18,351 --> 00:27:21,651
He hasn't captured Riddler.
He hasn't captured Bane.
426
00:27:21,686 --> 00:27:24,855
Or Catwoman. Or Two-Face.
427
00:27:24,857 --> 00:27:28,884
- Or any of Gotham's other villains!
- He's not good at his job.
428
00:27:28,928 --> 00:27:32,796
- Including the Joker.
- She's making a lot of sense!
429
00:27:32,798 --> 00:27:35,961
Excuse me, I'm so sorry, excuse me.
430
00:27:35,968 --> 00:27:37,936
- Yes.
- Hi, Bruce Wayne.
431
00:27:37,937 --> 00:27:40,770
Billionaire, galavant,
gallivanter, playboy,
432
00:27:40,806 --> 00:27:43,866
Gotham's most eligable bachelor
like 90 years in a row.
433
00:27:43,876 --> 00:27:46,003
- I know who you are, Mr. Wayne.
- You bet you do.
434
00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:49,812
Quick question, what is
your problem with Batman?
435
00:27:49,849 --> 00:27:53,910
- And also, what the heck, dude?
- I'm glad you asked, Mr. Wayne.
436
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:58,723
I'm not a Batman hater. But we don't need
an unsupervised adult man
437
00:27:58,724 --> 00:28:01,816
karate chopping poor people
in a Halloween costume.
438
00:28:01,861 --> 00:28:04,728
We need to take what's good about Batman,
439
00:28:04,764 --> 00:28:07,790
and marry it to actual laws.
440
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,826
And proper ethics.
And accountability.
441
00:28:10,870 --> 00:28:11,962
I hate everything you've just said.
442
00:28:12,004 --> 00:28:17,672
Because my dream is for the police force
to team up with Batman.
443
00:28:17,677 --> 00:28:20,007
- Waiter.
- Wouldn't that be better?
444
00:28:20,012 --> 00:28:25,951
And I know that together, the world's
greatest detective, and Gotham's finest,
445
00:28:25,985 --> 00:28:29,621
could clean up these crime-ridden streets.
446
00:28:30,490 --> 00:28:31,582
Forever.
447
00:28:31,924 --> 00:28:34,393
- Everybody get down!
- Everybody get down!
448
00:28:35,794 --> 00:28:38,022
Grand entrance! Pew pew pew!
449
00:28:38,030 --> 00:28:41,832
Everyone, make your way
to the exits immediately!
450
00:28:42,468 --> 00:28:44,636
Team Bane, block the exits!
451
00:28:44,737 --> 00:28:45,863
Going somewhere?
452
00:28:45,905 --> 00:28:48,874
Clayface, Freeze, bring me
the new Commissioner Gordon.
453
00:28:48,874 --> 00:28:50,063
- We're on it!
- Cool!
454
00:28:50,075 --> 00:28:53,611
- And Harley. You know what to do.
- I sure do!
455
00:28:53,612 --> 00:28:57,877
It's time for Operation
Take Out The Laundry.
456
00:28:58,017 --> 00:29:01,614
- Alfred 1, this is Bat 1, do you copy?
- Go ahead, Bat 1.
457
00:29:01,654 --> 00:29:04,851
- I need my armored face disguise now!
- Only if you say the magic word.
458
00:29:04,991 --> 00:29:05,956
- Now!
- No...
459
00:29:05,981 --> 00:29:07,858
- You're fired!
- No...
460
00:29:07,860 --> 00:29:11,862
Sir, we'll talk about this
back at the Batcave.
461
00:29:12,432 --> 00:29:13,456
- Computer.
- Yes.
462
00:29:13,599 --> 00:29:16,996
- Initialize Master Build music.
- Right away.
463
00:29:17,036 --> 00:29:20,904
Collatoral damage assessment
suggests the Scuttler, Sir.
464
00:29:20,906 --> 00:29:22,431
Good plan.
465
00:29:26,979 --> 00:29:30,379
Madam Mayor, stay close to me.
Head for the south exit.
466
00:29:30,383 --> 00:29:31,883
Now, Ma'am!
467
00:29:33,486 --> 00:29:35,916
- Go, go, go!
- Honey, let Batman take care of it.
468
00:29:36,022 --> 00:29:37,887
Dad, I got this.
469
00:29:37,923 --> 00:29:39,982
Here, quick!
470
00:29:50,002 --> 00:29:51,867
Scuttler online.
471
00:29:51,904 --> 00:29:55,431
- Chief O'Hara, we're coming in hot!
- I'm almost there!
472
00:29:56,008 --> 00:29:57,608
Woah!
473
00:29:59,912 --> 00:30:02,747
Chief, get the Mayor to safety!
474
00:30:02,848 --> 00:30:04,941
Computer, I got the Joker in my sights.
475
00:30:04,950 --> 00:30:08,886
Team, I got the Joker in my sights.
476
00:30:11,991 --> 00:30:13,826
- Joker!
- Joker!
477
00:30:13,827 --> 00:30:16,895
- Excuse me? I was about to-
- Push the Bat-Signal.
478
00:30:16,896 --> 00:30:18,796
Good call! I like your instincts!
479
00:30:18,831 --> 00:30:22,858
I've got a surprise for you guys,
and it's gonna make you smile.
480
00:30:22,902 --> 00:30:25,962
Uh oh. His smile is our grimace!
Everybody get down!
481
00:30:25,971 --> 00:30:28,872
- I...
- Joker, no!
482
00:30:28,908 --> 00:30:32,510
- Surrender.
- What?
483
00:30:32,812 --> 00:30:37,875
- Uh, what did you just say?
- I said, I surrender.
484
00:30:39,852 --> 00:30:42,844
I'm sorry, my bat ears must be
malfunctioning because it sou-
485
00:30:42,888 --> 00:30:45,655
- I surrender!
- Okay, you know what? Cool it.
486
00:30:45,691 --> 00:30:48,851
- You're a criminal. You run and I-
- Ah, pap-pap-pap.
487
00:30:48,894 --> 00:30:52,594
Not anymore, Batman. You were right.
There is no us.
488
00:30:52,667 --> 00:30:56,114
So there's no point in me
trying to fight you any more.
489
00:30:56,139 --> 00:30:59,439
Therefore I will be surrendering
myself to our strong-willed
490
00:30:59,472 --> 00:31:03,431
and forward-thinking new Commissioner.
Blink, blink, blink. Blinkety-blink.
491
00:31:03,443 --> 00:31:05,005
- That's really suspicious.
- Yeah it is.
492
00:31:05,044 --> 00:31:06,841
What are you up to, Joker?
493
00:31:06,846 --> 00:31:08,939
I just want to go to Arkham and
pay for all my crimes.
494
00:31:08,981 --> 00:31:10,649
Blink, blink, blink.
495
00:31:10,950 --> 00:31:14,684
- Are you actually saying 'blink'?
- No! Blink blink-
496
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,555
- Joker, that's enough.
- Okay, Babs. I got this.
497
00:31:17,657 --> 00:31:20,820
Not so fast, Batman.
You can't fight me anymore.
498
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,986
- I'm off the market.
- What are you talking about?
499
00:31:23,996 --> 00:31:29,024
I'm off the menu. You won't get to
fight any of this anymore.
500
00:31:29,034 --> 00:31:33,994
Man, am I sorry I asked.
Anyway, have fun in jail...
501
00:31:34,039 --> 00:31:37,008
- Batman, what are you doing?
- Punching Bane.
502
00:31:37,042 --> 00:31:41,843
- That was unnecessary.
- Oh no, you can't fight Bane anymore either.
503
00:31:41,881 --> 00:31:44,850
- Really?
- Yeah. Or Riddler...
504
00:31:44,850 --> 00:31:47,876
- Catwoman. Condiment King.
- Why not?
505
00:31:47,887 --> 00:31:51,823
Because... we're all surrendering.
506
00:31:51,857 --> 00:31:53,825
- Right, guys?
- We are!?
507
00:31:53,859 --> 00:31:55,459
Yes!
508
00:32:02,468 --> 00:32:05,460
Riddle me this...
what just happened?
509
00:32:05,705 --> 00:32:06,965
It's the end of crime!
510
00:32:06,972 --> 00:32:08,940
- Alright!
- Amazing!
511
00:32:08,974 --> 00:32:11,199
- You did it!
- Yeah, of course I did, I'm-
512
00:32:11,210 --> 00:32:14,943
Sorry, not you. We're talking
to Commissioner Gordon.
513
00:32:14,980 --> 00:32:16,805
- Well, it was a team effort...
- I got this, Babs.
514
00:32:16,816 --> 00:32:18,943
- Commissioner, how do you feel?
- Amazing!
515
00:32:18,984 --> 00:32:21,049
- This is a great first day.
- Okay.
516
00:32:21,053 --> 00:32:22,912
- Question for Batman.
- Shoot.
517
00:32:22,955 --> 00:32:24,718
What are you gonna do
with the rest of your life?
518
00:32:24,857 --> 00:32:26,046
What do you mean
'the rest of my life'?
519
00:32:26,058 --> 00:32:29,153
We don't need a vigilante crime fighter
now that there's no more crime.
520
00:32:29,193 --> 00:32:30,491
Uh, yes you do.
521
00:32:30,496 --> 00:32:33,390
You can spend some quality time
with your family.
522
00:32:33,899 --> 00:32:36,199
My...?
523
00:32:39,772 --> 00:32:42,639
Okay, Batman,
we'll take it from here.
524
00:32:42,641 --> 00:32:46,534
All right, listen up. All of you
have the right to remain silent.
525
00:32:46,679 --> 00:32:48,041
- Let's roll out!
- Toodle-oo, Batman!
526
00:32:48,047 --> 00:32:50,948
- Bye, Batman!
- Au revoir, Batman.
527
00:32:50,983 --> 00:32:52,408
Bye, Batman!
528
00:32:52,518 --> 00:32:58,388
♪ [ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER]
529
00:32:58,924 --> 00:33:05,022
Today is a victory for the citizens of Gotham City!
530
00:33:05,030 --> 00:33:07,760
No more crime! No more crime!
531
00:33:07,766 --> 00:33:11,793
- No more crime! No more crime!
- Pew pew pew! Pew pew pew!
532
00:33:11,837 --> 00:33:14,798
No more crime! No more crime!
533
00:33:14,808 --> 00:33:17,709
534
00:33:18,844 --> 00:33:19,970
Is everything okay, Sir?
535
00:33:20,012 --> 00:33:21,912
You barely touched
your lobster thermidor.
536
00:33:21,914 --> 00:33:24,883
I don't have time to eat
lobster thermidor right now.
537
00:33:25,217 --> 00:33:30,143
♪ No is the saddest experience
♪ you'll ever know
538
00:33:30,187 --> 00:33:36,687
♪ Because one is the loneliest
♪ number that you'll ever do
539
00:33:38,464 --> 00:33:42,064
- Hey, Batman.
- BARBARA!
- What are you doing?
540
00:33:42,068 --> 00:33:46,861
- Nothing. I've a very full life.
- No, I mean what are you doing here?
541
00:33:46,906 --> 00:33:51,934
- Surveillance on the Joker.
- Batman, we both know...
542
00:33:51,944 --> 00:33:53,068
the Joker's up to something.
543
00:33:53,112 --> 00:33:56,612
Well then we can't just let him
run around loose. In a prison.
544
00:33:56,615 --> 00:33:59,841
- He's not loose.
- We has to go someplace outside the law!
545
00:33:59,885 --> 00:34:03,845
- Outside the law?
- Yeah! Somewhere like, uh...
546
00:34:03,889 --> 00:34:08,986
Hi there, I'm here from Phantom's Own Laundry.
Here to take that bad stuff off your hands.
547
00:34:08,994 --> 00:34:12,953
- Wait, that's it: The Phantom Zone!
- The Phantom Zone?
548
00:34:12,998 --> 00:34:17,867
No way, that is super illegal,
and way outside our jurisdiction.
549
00:34:17,903 --> 00:34:22,740
So, why don't you and I work
together, inside the law,
550
00:34:22,741 --> 00:34:23,899
to figure out what he's up to.
551
00:34:23,909 --> 00:34:27,402
Batman works alone. That's my motto.
Copyright Batman.
552
00:34:27,947 --> 00:34:32,008
Batman, there are no more vigilantes
allowed in Gotham City.
553
00:34:32,017 --> 00:34:35,885
Okay, totally got it.
I have to go into double secret,
554
00:34:35,921 --> 00:34:37,912
super vigilante mode.
555
00:34:37,957 --> 00:34:40,390
You said that out loud.
556
00:34:40,593 --> 00:34:43,619
I know that she said I said that out loud,
but there's no way I did.
557
00:34:43,862 --> 00:34:46,990
She has no idea what's going on
in my super-mind.
558
00:34:46,999 --> 00:34:50,958
- Super-mind?
- Ah, smoke bomb!
559
00:34:54,907 --> 00:34:57,876
Computer, how do I put the Joker
in the Phantom Zone?
560
00:34:57,910 --> 00:35:00,304
Quickest route. No freeways.
561
00:35:03,015 --> 00:35:05,607
'Puter, do you hear me?
562
00:35:06,986 --> 00:35:08,950
Hello, Master Bruce.
563
00:35:08,955 --> 00:35:11,614
Alfred, there's something wrong with
the Bat-Computer. Watch this.
564
00:35:11,657 --> 00:35:14,885
'Puter? Nothing.
'Puter? You see what I'm saying?
565
00:35:15,027 --> 00:35:19,828
There's nothing wrong with it, Sir. I've just
taken away your computer privileges.
566
00:35:19,832 --> 00:35:21,959
[PARENTAL LOCK]
567
00:35:21,967 --> 00:35:23,935
The parental lock!? You can't do that.
568
00:35:23,969 --> 00:35:28,906
Oh, I can. I've been reading
"Setting Limits For Your
Out Of Control Child".
569
00:35:28,941 --> 00:35:31,467
You know what? Doesn't matter,
because I have the double secret
570
00:35:31,477 --> 00:35:33,777
super password that
unlocks the parental lock.
571
00:35:33,879 --> 00:35:38,816
You mean "Alfrid Da Buttler" with two Ts?
572
00:35:38,817 --> 00:35:42,377
- Sir, it's time for you to
stop this unhealthy behavior.
- No, it's not.
573
00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:45,950
- You need to take responsibility
for your life.
- Not right now, I don't.
574
00:35:45,958 --> 00:35:49,685
And it starts by raising your son.
575
00:35:51,997 --> 00:35:55,990
I'm sorry, I literally have no idea
what you're talking about.
576
00:35:56,001 --> 00:36:00,604
The young orphan you adopted
at the gala. Remember?
577
00:36:01,674 --> 00:36:04,268
Wow. Stairs.
578
00:36:04,943 --> 00:36:09,880
- He's been living here for the past week.
- Hello, table!
579
00:36:09,882 --> 00:36:13,818
And I must say, I've grown
rather fond of the young lad.
580
00:36:13,852 --> 00:36:15,877
Hello, secret camera.
581
00:36:15,921 --> 00:36:22,159
You should get to know him.
You and he have a lot in common.
582
00:36:23,028 --> 00:36:28,865
- Hello, family photos.
- He lost his parents at a very young age.
583
00:36:29,001 --> 00:36:32,732
I always wanted one of those.
584
00:36:32,971 --> 00:36:37,931
Doesn't he deserve a chance for someone
to take him under their wing?
585
00:36:37,943 --> 00:36:41,579
As I took you under mine?
586
00:36:44,483 --> 00:36:48,048
Alfred, you've been watching way too many
Lifetime movies, and drinking Chardonnay.
587
00:36:48,053 --> 00:36:50,021
- It's Pinot Grigot, Sir.
- Whatever it is.
588
00:36:50,022 --> 00:36:54,655
Listen, you don't have a family.
You're satisfied serving me.
589
00:36:54,693 --> 00:36:57,562
So what do you know about
having a surrogate son?
590
00:36:57,563 --> 00:36:58,923
Now, I'm gonna go fight crime.
591
00:36:58,964 --> 00:37:01,865
While you put that kid on the
next jet to the Orphanage. Got it?
592
00:37:03,969 --> 00:37:05,770
As you wish, Sir.
593
00:37:06,872 --> 00:37:08,807
Whoops-a-daisy.
594
00:37:09,842 --> 00:37:11,368
- Wait. What are you doing?
- Dusting.
595
00:37:11,376 --> 00:37:13,067
You can't let him into
the Batcave!
596
00:37:13,111 --> 00:37:16,845
I'm not: I'm letting him
into your life.
597
00:37:16,849 --> 00:37:18,918
...via the Batcave.
598
00:37:28,261 --> 00:37:29,756
What?
599
00:37:30,863 --> 00:37:33,196
It's the Batcave!
600
00:37:33,699 --> 00:37:39,729
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh,
oh my gosh, oh my gosh,
601
00:37:39,872 --> 00:37:42,841
oh my gosh, ooh!
602
00:37:43,942 --> 00:37:46,934
- Batman, woah!
- You're darn right, woah!
603
00:37:46,979 --> 00:37:49,677
Wait, does Batman live
in Bruce Wayne's basement?
604
00:37:49,682 --> 00:37:51,741
No, Bruce Wayne lives in
Batman's attic.
605
00:37:51,884 --> 00:37:53,909
- We can have sleepovers every night!
- No we can't.
606
00:37:53,919 --> 00:37:55,978
- Woah look, it's the Bat-Sub!
- Wait, don't touch that.
607
00:37:56,021 --> 00:37:58,819
- Over there, it's the Bat-Space-Shuttle!
- Please keep your hands off that.
608
00:37:58,824 --> 00:38:00,658
- It's the Bat-Zepplin!
- Don't touch that either!
609
00:38:00,693 --> 00:38:02,752
- The Bat-Train! - No!
- The Bat-Kayak! - No!
610
00:38:02,861 --> 00:38:06,820
- It's the Bat-Dune-Buggy! -No!
- It's the Bat... Shark Repellant?
611
00:38:06,865 --> 00:38:10,858
Uhh, actually you can touch that.
It's completely useless.
612
00:38:10,869 --> 00:38:12,837
Woah, thanks Batman.
613
00:38:12,838 --> 00:38:17,798
Please, stand over there. And
don't touch, look at, or do anything
614
00:38:17,810 --> 00:38:19,744
for the remaining moments
you have in my presence.
615
00:38:19,778 --> 00:38:21,769
- Okay cool.
- Computer!
616
00:38:21,814 --> 00:38:24,806
- Go ahead.
- How do I put the Joker in Phantom Zone?
617
00:38:24,817 --> 00:38:28,810
Joker can only be put in the Phantom Zone
using the Phantom Zone Projector.
618
00:38:28,854 --> 00:38:34,722
Current location: Superman's Fortress
of Solitude, inside the atomic cauldron.
619
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:40,492
However, only a person that isn't
shredded, ripped, or extremely swole,
can enter the cauldron.
620
00:38:40,533 --> 00:38:43,802
- Noo, I'm way too buff!
- You also have beautiful abs, Sir.
621
00:38:43,902 --> 00:38:45,633
That's my cross to bear.
622
00:38:45,771 --> 00:38:50,833
Additionally, once inside the cauldron,
multiple Kryptonian defence systems engage.
623
00:38:50,844 --> 00:38:54,677
Including the acid moat, ring of napalm,
and the jaws of death.
624
00:38:54,813 --> 00:38:58,749
Chance of total mission failure is 110%.
625
00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:00,911
Those are not great odds.
626
00:39:00,953 --> 00:39:02,921
- Wait a minute. Hey, kid!
- Yes, Sir?
627
00:39:02,921 --> 00:39:04,889
- You're super nimble, right?
- I sure am.
628
00:39:04,923 --> 00:39:07,892
- And small. And quiet.
- When I desire to be.
629
00:39:07,926 --> 00:39:11,885
- And 110% expendable.
- I don't know what that means, but okay.
630
00:39:11,930 --> 00:39:16,924
Great, follow me. We are gonna steal the
Phantom Zone Projector from Superman.
631
00:39:16,935 --> 00:39:19,802
- Steal?
- Yeah, we have to right a wrong.
632
00:39:19,805 --> 00:39:22,933
Sometimes in order to right a wrong,
you have to do a wrong-right.
633
00:39:22,941 --> 00:39:25,000
- Gandhi said that.
- Are we sure Gandhi said that?
634
00:39:25,043 --> 00:39:26,840
- I'm paraphrasing.
- Cool!
635
00:39:26,845 --> 00:39:29,712
Preparing Fortress of Solitude
infiltration gear.
636
00:39:29,748 --> 00:39:32,740
Wow, look at all these. Do I get
a costume for the mission, too?
637
00:39:32,784 --> 00:39:36,677
I got a feeling you'll just look like
a kid on Halloween, don't you think?
638
00:39:36,688 --> 00:39:38,615
Don't touch that!
639
00:39:39,591 --> 00:39:42,327
- El Mariachi.
- That one is culturally insensitive.
640
00:39:42,328 --> 00:39:43,817
- Night Terror.
- No way.
641
00:39:43,862 --> 00:39:45,388
- Death Merchant.
- No.
642
00:39:45,397 --> 00:39:46,993
- Firestarter.
- No!
643
00:39:47,032 --> 00:39:48,863
- Clawed Rains.
- No!
644
00:39:48,901 --> 00:39:50,027
- Excali-bat.
- No!
645
00:39:50,035 --> 00:39:51,798
- Silent But Deadly.
- No!
646
00:39:51,837 --> 00:39:53,762
Bat-ryshnikov.
647
00:39:53,772 --> 00:39:56,864
- How'd we feel about this one?
- Dress-up parties are for grown-ups only.
648
00:39:56,909 --> 00:39:58,640
Wait, what's that one there?
649
00:39:58,777 --> 00:40:02,975
Oh, that was for the 'Jamaica Caper'.
The locals called me Reggae Man.
650
00:40:02,981 --> 00:40:06,815
I love it!
Oh, it's like I was poured into this.
651
00:40:06,852 --> 00:40:09,878
My only trouble is, these pants
are just a little tight.
652
00:40:09,888 --> 00:40:12,948
Don't know if I can throw a kick or
jump in them. I got an idea.
653
00:40:12,991 --> 00:40:16,825
RIP! That's better!
Now I'm free, now I'm movin',
654
00:40:16,862 --> 00:40:18,955
Come on Batman
let's get groovin'!
655
00:40:18,964 --> 00:40:20,829
I can only look you in the eyes right now.
656
00:40:20,866 --> 00:40:23,867
- Uh, Sir. What are you doing?
- What do you mean?
657
00:40:23,902 --> 00:40:25,927
Why is Master Dick dressed like that?
658
00:40:25,938 --> 00:40:29,874
How dare you tell me how to
parent my kid I just met?
659
00:40:29,875 --> 00:40:33,743
- To the Batmobile!
- Hot diggity dog!
660
00:40:34,947 --> 00:40:39,941
Vehicle rotisserie engaged.
Retrieving the Speedwagon.
661
00:40:40,852 --> 00:40:43,844
Atomic batteries to power.
Turbines to speed.
662
00:40:43,889 --> 00:40:45,857
Hey, kid. Let's go.
663
00:40:45,891 --> 00:40:48,358
- Ah, shoot.
- What?
664
00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:54,792
I probably shouldn't leave until I get the
thumbs up from my new old man, Bruce Wayne.
665
00:40:55,801 --> 00:40:58,801
Uh, yeah. Well here's the thing...
666
00:40:59,905 --> 00:41:04,440
Bruno and I decided to share
custody of you.
667
00:41:04,476 --> 00:41:08,501
So I get a say... and you're
mission approved.
668
00:41:08,612 --> 00:41:11,506
No way! Is this really happening?
669
00:41:11,550 --> 00:41:12,641
Yeah!
670
00:41:13,885 --> 00:41:17,353
A month ago I had no dads,
then I had 1 dad, now I have 2 dads,
671
00:41:17,389 --> 00:41:19,514
- and one of them is Batman!
- Yeah!
672
00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:21,986
- It's raining dads!
- So...
673
00:41:22,027 --> 00:41:27,729
Are you ready to follow Batman and maybe
learn a few life lessons along the way?
674
00:41:27,766 --> 00:41:31,029
I sure am Dad 2!
But first, where's the seatbelt?
675
00:41:31,036 --> 00:41:36,872
The first lesson is, life doesn't
give you seatbelts! Let's go!
676
00:41:37,809 --> 00:41:39,868
Woohoo!
677
00:41:40,012 --> 00:41:43,209
Faster, Dad! Faster!
678
00:41:43,249 --> 00:41:45,949
- Woo!
- Yeah!
679
00:41:47,786 --> 00:41:52,018
Oh my goodness, I am so sorry!
Back up in that seat, there you go.
680
00:41:52,024 --> 00:41:56,825
As soon as I get back to the Batcave, I'll
make sure Alfred puts seatbelts on there.
681
00:41:56,862 --> 00:42:00,764
but for the time being,
I'm just gonna put my arm right here,
682
00:42:00,799 --> 00:42:06,563
And we're just gonna gently ease
out of here. Here we go.
683
00:42:15,781 --> 00:42:18,673
[FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE]
684
00:42:18,817 --> 00:42:22,684
Okay, like all super heroes,
Superman has zero friends,
685
00:42:22,688 --> 00:42:25,882
and he spends most of his time
basking in sweet, sweet isolation.
686
00:42:25,891 --> 00:42:29,418
here at his alone palace.
So, I'll keep him busy,
687
00:42:29,461 --> 00:42:32,020
while you sneak into that vent
and get the projector. Got it?
688
00:42:32,030 --> 00:42:35,898
- Copy that. Oh, I could also-
- Woah, don't even finish that thought.
689
00:42:35,934 --> 00:42:38,835
See this counter? These are all
the good ideas Batman has.
690
00:42:38,837 --> 00:42:41,863
And no-one else has even had
any good ideas. So don't even try.
691
00:42:41,907 --> 00:42:45,968
Your superpower is excellent listening
and execution of my ideas.
692
00:42:45,977 --> 00:42:48,002
- Let's try it out.
- Cool!
693
00:42:48,013 --> 00:42:51,847
Drop to the ground. Do a back flip.
Do a front flip. Triple axle.
694
00:42:51,883 --> 00:42:54,010
Plié, Relevé, Jeté.
Pythagorean Theorem.
695
00:42:54,019 --> 00:42:56,852
- A squared + B squared = C squared.
- Physicalize it!
696
00:42:56,888 --> 00:43:01,723
A squared + B squared = C squared!
697
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,024
- How'd I do, Dad?
- Mediocre. And don't call me dad.
698
00:43:04,029 --> 00:43:06,862
- Now, begin mission!
- Yes, Papa.
699
00:43:06,898 --> 00:43:10,026
Papa falls into the Dad category.
700
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:25,100
[♪ SUPERMAN THEME]
701
00:43:26,852 --> 00:43:30,913
- S'up Supes?
- Huh, wow, it's Batman...
702
00:43:30,956 --> 00:43:35,757
...and he's at at my house. Right now.
What are you doing here?
703
00:43:35,794 --> 00:43:37,955
Don't worry about it, dog.
I'm not here to throw down or anything.
704
00:43:37,963 --> 00:43:42,863
- Uh no, I would crush you.
- Okay, sure, sure, sure.
705
00:43:42,932 --> 00:43:46,971
Hey, listen, thank me later,
but I just happened to be in the hood...
706
00:43:46,972 --> 00:43:50,508
and I figured that you could
probably use the...
707
00:43:52,611 --> 00:43:54,911
...company.
708
00:43:56,548 --> 00:43:59,973
Wait a minute, are
you having the...
709
00:43:59,998 --> 00:44:03,774
...57th Annual Justice League
Anniversary Party...
710
00:44:03,989 --> 00:44:06,014
...without me?
711
00:44:06,024 --> 00:44:07,992
- No!
- No!
712
00:44:08,026 --> 00:44:12,725
No, there must have been some mistake
with the emails. That's crazy man.
713
00:44:12,764 --> 00:44:15,756
Email mistakes happen all the time.
714
00:44:15,767 --> 00:44:19,794
Sometimes I don't get Superman's
emails for... years!
715
00:44:19,838 --> 00:44:23,001
Great point GL, great point. Alright!
Well that clears up everything, right?
716
00:44:23,041 --> 00:44:26,239
Enjoy the party, Bro.
Hit it, DJ Wonder Dog.
717
00:44:26,344 --> 00:44:28,044
[♪ PLANET ROCK]
Woof!
718
00:44:33,818 --> 00:44:36,912
- Hey, Batman, you wanna take a quick pic?
- Sure, where'd you want me?
719
00:44:36,955 --> 00:44:39,924
- Right there, perfect. Here's the camera.
- Oh.
720
00:44:39,925 --> 00:44:41,893
Okay party people, get together.
721
00:44:41,927 --> 00:44:45,761
- Now, everybody say-
- Super Friends!
722
00:44:45,764 --> 00:44:48,961
Let me see. Classic.
We got everyone!
723
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,443
- Yeah... everyone.
- Thanks, Batman!
724
00:44:51,568 --> 00:44:54,167
Yeah, no problem.
I feel I could burst.
725
00:44:54,472 --> 00:44:56,900
This party is the bomb!
726
00:44:56,942 --> 00:45:01,970
Look at me! More like
Martian Dance Hunter, am I right?
727
00:45:01,980 --> 00:45:05,144
- 'Puter, call kid.
- Bat-Dad?
728
00:45:05,149 --> 00:45:09,082
How's it going? Cause everything
is going great down here.
729
00:45:09,121 --> 00:45:12,854
I can see the target. There's some kind of
laser energy thing that I can't get through.
730
00:45:12,891 --> 00:45:14,859
Okay, I'll see if I can shut it off.
731
00:45:14,859 --> 00:45:19,353
But I'm gonna have to make up an excuse
to leave this party without anyone noticing.
732
00:45:19,698 --> 00:45:21,031
Bye.
733
00:45:22,467 --> 00:45:24,462
Kid, tell me when it's off, alright?
734
00:45:24,703 --> 00:45:27,501
- Now? Now? Now?
- No. No. No. No.
735
00:45:27,806 --> 00:45:31,665
My son, these irreplaceable crystals
contain all my knowledge,
736
00:45:31,810 --> 00:45:32,938
which I now pass on to-
737
00:45:33,044 --> 00:45:36,575
Darn it, it's gotta be one of these.
Is this the one?
738
00:45:36,681 --> 00:45:40,181
- O-M-Gosh you did it Padre, it's off!
- Okay. Now you gotta make your way
739
00:45:40,351 --> 00:45:43,553
to the atomic cauldron
and get that Phantom Zone Projector.
740
00:45:43,555 --> 00:45:45,550
- Do exactly as I say.
- 10-4.
741
00:45:45,691 --> 00:45:47,758
Okay. Jump!
742
00:45:48,327 --> 00:45:50,261
Do a front flip.
Do a back flip.
743
00:45:51,296 --> 00:45:53,931
Run! Run! Run!
Drop!
744
00:45:53,932 --> 00:45:58,835
That's some excellent listening!
Shimmy. Strafe left. Strafe right.
745
00:45:58,870 --> 00:45:59,928
Avoid!
746
00:45:59,971 --> 00:46:02,030
Hey I was thinking,
if I'm gonna be a super hero
747
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:06,943
and go on awesome superhero missions
like this one, can we use codenames?
748
00:46:06,978 --> 00:46:09,913
- Mine can be Robin.
- Sorry, say that again?
- Robin!
749
00:46:09,914 --> 00:46:13,975
- As in the small Midwestern frail bird?
- Yeah, and I already have a catchphrase.
750
00:46:14,019 --> 00:46:15,987
- Tweet tweet on the street.
- Hard pass.
751
00:46:15,987 --> 00:46:20,981
- And a song: "Fly Robin Fly..."
- Harder pass. Now slide!
752
00:46:21,026 --> 00:46:24,894
Okay, kid. I'm gonna teach you how to
Master Build your way inside that thing.
753
00:46:24,929 --> 00:46:28,088
- Yay!
- Grab those 2x6s. Pull out the axle studs.
754
00:46:28,098 --> 00:46:30,866
Disconnect the 6x10 plates.
- like this?
755
00:46:30,902 --> 00:46:34,770
Woah, unbelievable obeying! Now let's ride.
756
00:46:34,773 --> 00:46:35,865
Toes to the nose.
757
00:46:35,907 --> 00:46:37,875
Now you're gleaming the cube!
758
00:46:37,876 --> 00:46:41,610
Now, get creative. Freestyle a little bit.
That's good, kid!
759
00:46:41,646 --> 00:46:43,705
It's like looking in a Bat-Mirror.
760
00:46:43,715 --> 00:46:45,910
Okay. Leap.
761
00:46:48,453 --> 00:46:50,446
- I got the projector, Dad!
- Booyah!
762
00:46:50,555 --> 00:46:53,381
Now, do everything we just did,
backwards.
763
00:46:53,692 --> 00:46:55,085
Oh.
764
00:46:56,027 --> 00:46:59,861
- Here you go, Dad. We did it!
- Yeah! Mission accomplished.
765
00:46:59,864 --> 00:47:01,864
That was fun!
766
00:47:03,001 --> 00:47:06,837
You okay, Batman? You seem
the opposite of stern.
767
00:47:06,938 --> 00:47:11,807
Yeah I'm fine, it's just...
watching you, out there...
768
00:47:11,843 --> 00:47:16,580
It was like the world
wasn't all darkness anymore.
769
00:47:16,848 --> 00:47:21,911
For a brief moment I could've sworn
I... felt something.
770
00:47:21,953 --> 00:47:25,553
That feeling is pride, Sir.
771
00:47:25,657 --> 00:47:29,655
You're right. I am super proud.
772
00:47:29,994 --> 00:47:35,864
...of myself. For being such
a good teacher. Obviously.
773
00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:38,994
- Yeah, you're a great teacher.
- I am?
774
00:47:39,037 --> 00:47:42,837
Yeah! I wanna be just like you
when I grow up, Padre.
775
00:47:42,841 --> 00:47:44,641
Wait, what did you call me?
776
00:47:44,643 --> 00:47:46,836
I, I called you Padre.
777
00:47:46,878 --> 00:47:50,814
It's... Spanish for 'Dad'. Sorry.
778
00:47:50,815 --> 00:47:53,943
Well isn't it also a cool
Spanish way to say 'Buddy'?
779
00:47:53,952 --> 00:47:55,977
Yeah, could've been saying it that way.
780
00:47:56,020 --> 00:47:57,683
Then I'll allow it.
781
00:47:57,789 --> 00:48:00,658
- Oh you're such a great Padre!
- What are you doing?
782
00:48:00,692 --> 00:48:04,692
- Trying to give you a big old hug.
- I thought you were attacking me.
783
00:48:04,929 --> 00:48:08,922
Hey, you up for a top secret
superhero mission to defeat the Joker?
784
00:48:08,933 --> 00:48:11,834
Oh, I'm down to stop that clown.
785
00:48:11,870 --> 00:48:14,029
But I don't wanna make my
other dad Bruce Wayne angry,
786
00:48:14,038 --> 00:48:16,831
- you think we'll be done before my bedtime?
- BEDTIME!?
787
00:48:16,856 --> 00:48:20,772
Batman's life lesson number 2:
Vigilantes don't have bedtimes.
788
00:48:20,779 --> 00:48:24,943
Yes! So what's the vigilante policy
on cookies?
789
00:48:24,949 --> 00:48:27,450
Unlimited.
790
00:48:27,886 --> 00:48:31,845
Alright kid, we need to avoid
Commissioner Gordan.
[ARKHAM ASYLUM]
791
00:48:32,657 --> 00:48:34,750
So, lesson number 3.
792
00:48:34,893 --> 00:48:38,795
When going stealth, you gotta hide
every part of you.
793
00:48:38,830 --> 00:48:40,923
Physically, and emotionally.
794
00:48:40,932 --> 00:48:41,921
- Got it?
- YEAH!
795
00:48:41,966 --> 00:48:43,529
Already failed.
796
00:48:43,735 --> 00:48:48,061
What I need you to do is, use the
naturally dark areas of your costume
797
00:48:48,086 --> 00:48:52,568
and integrate into the dark parts
of this environment.
798
00:48:52,611 --> 00:48:53,569
Okay.
799
00:48:53,878 --> 00:48:55,812
- Can you see me?
- Yes.
800
00:48:55,847 --> 00:48:57,906
- What about now?
- Yes.
801
00:48:57,916 --> 00:48:58,974
- What about now?
- Yes.
802
00:48:59,017 --> 00:49:01,650
- Now?
- Yes. You're a goner, kid.
803
00:49:01,653 --> 00:49:03,953
- Batman!
- BARBARA!
804
00:49:03,977 --> 00:49:06,023
[♪ I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT]
805
00:49:06,024 --> 00:49:09,858
- Batman? Batman?
- Hey there, look at you!
806
00:49:09,894 --> 00:49:11,828
- Who's this?
- Hi, police lady!
807
00:49:11,863 --> 00:49:13,023
- Is that your son?
- Yes, I am!
808
00:49:13,031 --> 00:49:16,864
- No, that's just weird.
- It's weirder if it's not your son.
809
00:49:16,868 --> 00:49:21,771
Right. No, I'm not in a
relationship or anything.
810
00:49:21,806 --> 00:49:25,934
I could have a kid.
I mean, if I met the right lady.
811
00:49:25,977 --> 00:49:29,708
And... she was just standing
right in front of me...
812
00:49:29,747 --> 00:49:32,707
and we looked at each other,
and thought, hey, let's do this.
813
00:49:32,751 --> 00:49:34,585
Let's be together.
814
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:35,811
- Batman...
- Yes?
815
00:49:35,954 --> 00:49:39,454
I hope you're back because
you decided to work together
816
00:49:39,457 --> 00:49:43,757
- on the Joker case?
- Uhh... Yeah, absolutely!
817
00:49:44,426 --> 00:49:45,626
Great!
818
00:49:46,031 --> 00:49:47,823
Ooh, Arkham Asylum.
819
00:49:47,966 --> 00:49:51,026
So before we question the Joker, I'm gonna
need you to hand over all your weapons.
820
00:49:51,035 --> 00:49:52,798
I mean, I don't know
if I have anything...
821
00:49:53,905 --> 00:49:57,807
- Oh, I just got a couple here.
- Is that it?
822
00:49:57,842 --> 00:50:01,801
- Oh, of course.
- What about the utility belt?
823
00:50:02,313 --> 00:50:04,477
There we go.
824
00:50:04,482 --> 00:50:06,550
Uh, this is really uncomfortable.
825
00:50:06,551 --> 00:50:08,851
Sorry, my shoes are part of my pants.
826
00:50:09,921 --> 00:50:10,581
Oops...
827
00:50:10,606 --> 00:50:11,987
- Batman...
- Yes?
828
00:50:12,023 --> 00:50:16,851
Why is your not son trying to smuggle
the Phantom Zone Projector into Arkham?
829
00:50:16,895 --> 00:50:19,728
What? Hey, kid, what is this?
830
00:50:19,764 --> 00:50:21,959
- Batman, give me the Phantom Zone Projector.
- No.
831
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,968
- Batman, give me the-
- No.
832
00:50:23,968 --> 00:50:25,936
No, no, no... whoa, nice.
833
00:50:25,970 --> 00:50:28,805
I studied Brazilian Jujitsu at
Harvard for Police!
834
00:50:28,807 --> 00:50:31,899
Oh yeah, well guess who got
a PhD in smoke bombs?
835
00:50:31,910 --> 00:50:33,901
- Dr. Batman!
- Guards, get them!
836
00:50:33,912 --> 00:50:36,881
- Freeze, Batman!
- Hey, kid, this is a training exercise.
837
00:50:36,915 --> 00:50:37,973
These guys are my bros.
838
00:50:38,016 --> 00:50:40,647
- Go ahead and take a couple of them out.
- Cool!
839
00:50:41,786 --> 00:50:43,981
840
00:50:44,022 --> 00:50:46,991
841
00:50:46,991 --> 00:50:51,158
Code Red. I need total
security lockdown, now!
842
00:50:55,033 --> 00:50:56,898
What's up, Joker?
843
00:50:56,901 --> 00:50:58,926
- Namaste, Batman.
- Namaste.
844
00:50:58,937 --> 00:51:01,735
- Gross.
- Ooh, briefs man. Me too.
845
00:51:01,773 --> 00:51:05,004
- Cut the baloney. Kid, guard the door, will ya!
- On it! Take that!
846
00:51:05,009 --> 00:51:08,843
Looks like you're going to a lot
of trouble for little old me.
847
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,973
I must be your greatest enemy after all.
848
00:51:10,982 --> 00:51:12,882
Right, Batman?
849
00:51:12,917 --> 00:51:14,885
- I see what you're trying to do.
- And what is that?
850
00:51:14,886 --> 00:51:17,912
You're trying to entrap me
into a relationship.
851
00:51:17,956 --> 00:51:20,015
- Really?
- Yeah, and it's not gonna work.
852
00:51:20,024 --> 00:51:24,791
Oh yes it is. Because I'm inside your head.
853
00:51:24,796 --> 00:51:25,888
- No you're not.
- No you're not.
854
00:51:25,930 --> 00:51:26,862
I knew you'd say that.
855
00:51:26,864 --> 00:51:27,922
- No you didn't!
- No you didn't!
856
00:51:27,966 --> 00:51:29,934
And I knew you'd say that!
857
00:51:29,968 --> 00:51:32,432
See? We aren't so different, I and you.
858
00:51:32,470 --> 00:51:34,438
- It's you and I!
- It's you and I!
859
00:51:34,539 --> 00:51:38,739
- Admit it... I'm your greatest enemy.
- You're not my greatest enemy, Joker.
860
00:51:38,743 --> 00:51:41,936
- Okay, then send me to the Phantom Zone.
- Fine, I will.
861
00:51:41,980 --> 00:51:45,548
And prove I'm your
greatest enemy.
862
00:51:45,917 --> 00:51:47,682
Batman, don't do this!
863
00:51:47,685 --> 00:51:51,521
As long as you're in the Phantom Zone,
I'll be saving Gotham City.
864
00:51:51,556 --> 00:51:52,984
And that's all that matters to me.
865
00:51:52,991 --> 00:51:57,985
- Goodbye, Joker.
- Oh Batman, thank you!
866
00:51:58,896 --> 00:52:02,564
Yes! That's what I call
saving the city again!
867
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,334
Batman, what are you doing!?
868
00:52:04,436 --> 00:52:06,663
I'm Batman...ing.
869
00:52:06,904 --> 00:52:09,237
♪ I'm Batman. I'm awesome.
870
00:52:09,241 --> 00:52:11,634
♪ I got a 9 pack]
- Stop it!
871
00:52:11,876 --> 00:52:14,005
- Batman, I can't believe you did this.
- Hi police lady.
872
00:52:14,045 --> 00:52:20,079
And even worse, you've made this kid
into an accessory to your crime. Sorry kid.
873
00:52:20,151 --> 00:52:22,851
That's okay Ma'am, as long as I'm
doing the dime in the big house
874
00:52:22,919 --> 00:52:25,019
with my old man, eveything's
gonna be a-okay.
875
00:52:25,023 --> 00:52:27,958
Officers, take this projector to
the evidence room.
876
00:52:27,959 --> 00:52:30,022
- And get this man some pants!
- I'm good the way I am.
877
00:52:30,028 --> 00:52:33,562
P-Co, why has nobody
fist-bumped me yet?
878
00:52:34,632 --> 00:52:36,566
You know...
879
00:52:36,701 --> 00:52:41,538
When I was a kid, I wanted
to be you, Batman.
880
00:52:41,539 --> 00:52:46,539
I wanted to be as strong
and as fast and as smart as Batman.
881
00:52:47,011 --> 00:52:49,680
But you're not who I thought you were.
882
00:52:50,014 --> 00:52:51,679
Whaddya mean?
883
00:52:51,883 --> 00:52:56,454
You can't be a hero if you
only care about yourself.
884
00:52:56,454 --> 00:52:58,684
Barbara... I...
885
00:53:00,024 --> 00:53:04,859
I think you're underestimating
the importance of the Joker being
in the Phantom Zone.
886
00:53:04,896 --> 00:53:08,430
Really, kind of a stroke of genius...
Hey, where you going?
887
00:53:08,466 --> 00:53:13,194
I just put Joker in the one place
he can't do anyone any harm.
888
00:53:13,605 --> 00:53:15,339
Yeah.
889
00:53:15,540 --> 00:53:20,040
But what if you just gave Joker
exactly what he wanted?
890
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:41,200
[♪ THE PHANTOM ZONE]
891
00:53:48,873 --> 00:53:53,076
Woah! Look at this place!
Am I being too loud?
892
00:53:53,611 --> 00:53:55,670
- HI!
- OH MY GOSH!
893
00:53:55,913 --> 00:53:59,872
- Sorry, I always do that!
- How about a warning next time?
- You're so right and I am so wrong.
894
00:53:59,917 --> 00:54:01,885
Welcome to the Phantom Zone, bad guy!
895
00:54:01,886 --> 00:54:03,820
- Yeah, bad guy.
- My name is Phillis!
896
00:54:03,855 --> 00:54:06,656
- Oh, that was my grandma's name.
- Now hold still...
897
00:54:06,691 --> 00:54:09,683
...while I scan you. Scanning for badness.
898
00:54:09,794 --> 00:54:11,887
Trying to assess whether you are bad.
899
00:54:15,867 --> 00:54:17,994
Uh, your whole thing screams bad guy.
900
00:54:18,002 --> 00:54:20,698
Oh yes... I'm really a bad person.
901
00:54:20,772 --> 00:54:22,899
But with vulnerabilities.
902
00:54:22,907 --> 00:54:27,844
Who me? No way... so where do you keep
all the other bad people in this place?
903
00:54:27,879 --> 00:54:31,747
They're standing right behind you.
904
00:54:32,049 --> 00:54:36,782
Hi there guys, lovely to meet you all.
I'm the- oh, fist-bump.
905
00:54:36,821 --> 00:54:38,900
Doesn't matter, I'm the Joker.
906
00:54:38,923 --> 00:54:42,825
- Take a look at the new guy.
- Guess they'll just let anybody in here.
907
00:54:42,860 --> 00:54:46,853
Oh, no, no... I'm very bad too,
they just showed a video montage-
908
00:54:46,864 --> 00:54:47,990
- Boring!
- What?
909
00:54:48,032 --> 00:54:49,897
- You're boring.
- He looks delicious!
910
00:54:49,934 --> 00:54:51,868
- Huh?
- Let's eat this guy!
911
00:54:51,903 --> 00:54:54,872
Stop with the violence
for just a second!
912
00:54:54,872 --> 00:54:59,675
What if I told you I could
get you out of here?
913
00:55:00,345 --> 00:55:02,007
- I'm sorry, what'd you just say?
- That's right!
914
00:55:02,046 --> 00:55:06,445
I'm so bad I got myself thrown
into this heck-hole on purpose!
915
00:55:06,451 --> 00:55:09,814
- I'm listening.
- Count me interested!
916
00:55:09,921 --> 00:55:13,914
Look, everyone here knows what it's like
to be hurt by a hero, don't they?
917
00:55:13,958 --> 00:55:18,323
- We've all been taken for granted, right?
- Yeah! - I'm relating!
918
00:55:18,363 --> 00:55:21,422
That's why I came to this space prison.
919
00:55:21,432 --> 00:55:24,996
- To recruit the universe's greatest-
- We'll do it.
920
00:55:25,036 --> 00:55:25,968
I'm sorry?
921
00:55:25,970 --> 00:55:31,909
You were going to say something about
recruiting the universe's greatest villains
to conquer a super hero.
922
00:55:31,943 --> 00:55:33,911
- Am I right?
- Uh, yeah.
923
00:55:33,911 --> 00:55:35,879
- Well we're in.
- Yay!
924
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,745
Really, because I brought a PowerPoint pres-
925
00:55:37,748 --> 00:55:39,909
- Still boring!
- Yeah, just get on with it!
926
00:55:39,951 --> 00:55:42,920
- Do you want us to humiliate him?
- I certainly do, yes!
927
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:45,587
You want us to make him
grovel at your feet?
928
00:55:45,623 --> 00:55:47,249
I would like to see that
very much!
929
00:55:47,291 --> 00:55:51,358
- You want us to smite him?
- Yeah!
930
00:55:51,362 --> 00:55:54,822
Do you want us to make the rivers of
Gotham City run red with his blood?
931
00:55:54,866 --> 00:55:58,859
- Oh, that's-
- Oh, no blood... how do you feel about lava?
932
00:55:58,903 --> 00:56:00,962
- Yes, lava.
- Done.
- Yay!
933
00:56:00,972 --> 00:56:03,998
- I can't wait to crush buildings
- Excuse me, hello... over here.
934
00:56:04,008 --> 00:56:07,774
I don't wanna be a downer, but how exactly
are we gonna get out of this place?
935
00:56:07,812 --> 00:56:10,809
Oh, leave that to me.
936
00:56:11,015 --> 00:56:14,000
I don't wanna jinx us,
but I'll be a lot happier
937
00:56:14,025 --> 00:56:17,877
when this Phantom Zone Projector
is locked up tight.
938
00:56:17,989 --> 00:56:20,890
- Going up, Ma'am?
- No...
939
00:56:20,892 --> 00:56:22,892
...you're going down.
940
00:56:25,696 --> 00:56:28,892
I guess you're right,
I am going up. Ding!
941
00:56:30,868 --> 00:56:36,632
Here comes the...
PHANTOM ZONE!
942
00:56:41,479 --> 00:56:45,677
- I'm gonna go start looting.
- Hello Gotham City!
943
00:56:45,983 --> 00:56:50,817
The clown prince of crime is back.
944
00:56:50,855 --> 00:56:53,016
Commissioner Gordon, you've got
to take a look at this!
945
00:56:53,024 --> 00:56:55,959
- What's that?
- A monkey and dog are friends!
946
00:56:55,993 --> 00:57:01,727
- Not that. That.
- The time has come to finally take over the city.
947
00:57:01,766 --> 00:57:06,999
But in order to do that, I need to break
my friends out of a giant, scary prison.
948
00:57:07,004 --> 00:57:09,871
- Hey guys, he means us!
- Yay!
949
00:57:09,907 --> 00:57:13,934
And I ain't talking about those
rogue losers dressed in cosplay!
950
00:57:13,945 --> 00:57:16,145
- Aww!
- Me-ouch!
951
00:57:16,179 --> 00:57:20,009
I'm talking about my new peeps!
They're just like me.
952
00:57:20,051 --> 00:57:23,885
The greatest villains you'll ever see.
953
00:57:23,888 --> 00:57:25,653
- You wanna meet 'em?
- No.
954
00:57:25,690 --> 00:57:27,083
Too bad.
955
00:57:27,892 --> 00:57:32,024
He's evil, he's magic,
and it's about to get tragic.
956
00:57:32,031 --> 00:57:35,198
- It's Voldemort!
- Magic!
957
00:57:36,934 --> 00:57:40,893
You are a fish! You are a frog!
You are a fish-frog!
958
00:57:40,938 --> 00:57:45,338
He's a 9000 year old incarnation
of evil with an eye for jewellery.
959
00:57:45,380 --> 00:57:49,073
- Give it up for Sauron!
- Good afternoon, Gotham City.
960
00:57:53,651 --> 00:57:57,981
He likes long, violent walks on
historic buildings, it's King Kong!
961
00:57:58,022 --> 00:58:00,191
Come at me, Gotham!
962
00:58:01,526 --> 00:58:04,928
Commissioner Gordon, these monsters,
they're too powerful!
963
00:58:05,363 --> 00:58:07,354
Can you contain them to Downtown?
964
00:58:07,598 --> 00:58:10,792
That's gonna be impossible!
Half the police force are fish!
965
00:58:10,801 --> 00:58:13,534
Sergeant Jackson,
stop flopping around!
966
00:58:13,571 --> 00:58:17,934
And rounding out the Evil All-Stars,
Wicked Witch, Medusa,
967
00:58:17,941 --> 00:58:20,900
- And British robots.
- EXTERMINATE!
968
00:58:20,945 --> 00:58:22,913
Ask your nerd friends.
969
00:58:22,913 --> 00:58:26,074
Hello? Bad guys...
970
00:58:27,852 --> 00:58:30,352
Ha haa... what a crew, huh?
971
00:58:30,387 --> 00:58:36,655
And they all work for me! Who's the
greatest villain of them all now, Batman?
972
00:58:36,694 --> 00:58:37,786
Still not you.
973
00:58:37,895 --> 00:58:40,721
Actually this does look
pretty terrifying, Bat-Dad.
974
00:58:41,466 --> 00:58:45,935
Nice destruction all around.
Watch your step. Good work guys!
975
00:58:45,936 --> 00:58:50,873
Now all that's left for me is to
rub it in Batman's Bat-Face.
976
00:58:50,908 --> 00:58:56,410
Hey Sauron! Doesn't your flaming eye have a
unique ability to peer through time and space?
977
00:58:56,447 --> 00:58:57,506
Uh-huh.
978
00:58:57,549 --> 00:59:00,676
Well, I need to find Batman,
where's home boy's man cave?
979
00:59:00,985 --> 00:59:05,722
Gimme a second. Scanning...
It's beneath Wayne Manor.
980
00:59:05,756 --> 00:59:07,815
Whoa, hold on a sec.
981
00:59:07,825 --> 00:59:12,956
Are you trying to tell me that
Bruce Wayne is Batman...
982
00:59:12,997 --> 00:59:14,762
...'s roommate?
983
00:59:14,865 --> 00:59:17,366
Uh... yeah.
984
00:59:17,602 --> 00:59:21,800
Evil Army, this way to the Batcave!
985
00:59:24,709 --> 00:59:26,109
Good grief!
986
00:59:38,523 --> 00:59:42,653
Hey, Batman. Joker's home!
987
00:59:43,894 --> 00:59:45,953
I'm rubbing my butt
all over your stuff.
988
00:59:45,996 --> 00:59:50,023
Gonna have to rename this
the Butt-Mobile.
989
00:59:50,601 --> 00:59:53,031
Hey Evil Army, I need Batman
brought here.
990
00:59:53,037 --> 00:59:56,770
Now GO GET HIM!
Joker out!
991
00:59:59,009 --> 01:00:02,911
- Uh... Padre?
- Yeah?
992
01:00:02,913 --> 01:00:04,804
Do you ever get scared?
993
01:00:04,949 --> 01:00:06,840
No!
994
01:00:06,984 --> 01:00:11,012
Yeah, that's what I figured.
Because you're Batman.
995
01:00:16,627 --> 01:00:17,787
Hey, kid...
996
01:00:17,995 --> 01:00:21,431
- you know who does get scared?
- Who?
997
01:00:21,465 --> 01:00:22,757
Bruce Wayne.
998
01:00:22,900 --> 01:00:24,868
- Really?
- Yeah.
999
01:00:24,869 --> 01:00:29,898
Bruno told me once, that sometimes the
only way to get out of a down moment
1000
01:00:29,940 --> 01:00:31,908
is to start boxing.
1001
01:00:31,942 --> 01:00:36,611
And by boxing, he meant beat-boxing.
1002
01:00:36,981 --> 01:00:40,815
Na na na na na na na na...
1003
01:00:41,585 --> 01:00:42,779
Feel it, uh-huh.
1004
01:00:43,020 --> 01:00:46,012
Dick Grayson on the mic, go!
1005
01:00:52,029 --> 01:00:55,760
- Oh my gosh, this does make me feel better.
- Okay, Batman solo.
1006
01:00:55,799 --> 01:00:59,826
Bat, Bat, can I get a
Bat, Bat, can I get a
1007
01:00:59,870 --> 01:01:01,697
The Bat-Fax!
1008
01:01:02,706 --> 01:01:04,731
The city needs me!
Bang bang bang!
1009
01:01:04,842 --> 01:01:08,578
Excuse me! Can you get the
Commissioner and show her this!
1010
01:01:08,579 --> 01:01:10,906
- Batman.
- Would you stop doing that!?
1011
01:01:10,948 --> 01:01:12,939
I sent the Bat-Fax.
1012
01:01:12,983 --> 01:01:16,887
I hate to say this, but...
you're right. The city needs you.
1013
01:01:16,921 --> 01:01:17,945
Yes! Let me out.
1014
01:01:17,955 --> 01:01:21,015
I'm only gonna let you out
on one condition.
1015
01:01:21,025 --> 01:01:24,693
- Name it.
- You can't do it by yourself.
1016
01:01:26,897 --> 01:01:30,890
Fine. Who am I working with?
Seal Team 6? Fox Force 5? Suicide Squad?
1017
01:01:30,901 --> 01:01:32,732
No. Me.
1018
01:01:32,770 --> 01:01:33,998
Oh I wanna help too.
1019
01:01:34,038 --> 01:01:35,767
And I shall join as well.
1020
01:01:35,773 --> 01:01:39,732
- Alfred Pennyworth at your service.
- Alfred, you gotta let me outta here.
1021
01:01:39,777 --> 01:01:42,871
Sir, those creatures out there are
unlike anything we've ever seen.
1022
01:01:42,913 --> 01:01:45,905
Speak for yourself. You don't know everything
I've seen, I haven't told you everything.
1023
01:01:45,950 --> 01:01:48,885
And you'll never be able
to defeat them alone.
1024
01:01:48,886 --> 01:01:50,979
And it'll be more fun if
we all do it together.
1025
01:01:50,988 --> 01:01:54,924
What's the worst thing that could
happen? What are you so afraid of?
1026
01:01:54,925 --> 01:01:57,717
The thing I'm most afraid of?
1027
01:02:01,966 --> 01:02:04,664
I've gotta be honest with you,
it's Snake-Clowns.
1028
01:02:04,702 --> 01:02:05,760
Yeah, that's not a thing.
1029
01:02:05,769 --> 01:02:08,795
Well then, nothing.
I'm not afraid of anything!
1030
01:02:08,906 --> 01:02:11,297
Okay. Prove it.
1031
01:02:11,341 --> 01:02:12,841
- Oh I will.
-Good.
1032
01:02:12,843 --> 01:02:15,903
You know what the B-A-T
in Batman stands for?
1033
01:02:15,913 --> 01:02:17,938
- Not really.
- Best At Teamwork.
1034
01:02:17,982 --> 01:02:20,849
Best At Teamwork Man is my full name.
1035
01:02:20,851 --> 01:02:24,019
- Yay, we're going on a family trip!
- This is not a family trip.
1036
01:02:24,053 --> 01:02:25,845
I can wear my costume too!
1037
01:02:25,889 --> 01:02:28,158
Well luckily for us, you left
your costume back at the-
1038
01:02:28,159 --> 01:02:32,018
- RIP!
- Nope, under your clothes. That's perfect.
1039
01:02:32,063 --> 01:02:34,128
- RIP!
- Alfred, what are you doing?
1040
01:02:34,165 --> 01:02:35,465
- I miss the 60s.
1041
01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:40,692
Hey, can Scarecrow help?
Permit us to lend you assistance!
1042
01:02:40,871 --> 01:02:42,771
Why don't we use these guys?
1043
01:02:42,806 --> 01:02:47,671
What am I gonna do, get a bunch of criminals
together to fight the criminals? That's a stupid idea.
1044
01:02:50,914 --> 01:02:52,939
Okay guys, game plan.
1045
01:02:52,950 --> 01:02:54,975
- Joker's taken the projector to-
- Wayne Manor.
1046
01:02:55,019 --> 01:02:56,884
Right. Thanks, Batman.
1047
01:02:56,887 --> 01:02:57,945
- We need that-
- Projector.
1048
01:02:57,955 --> 01:02:59,820
- Or there's no way to blast these-
- Monsters-
1049
01:02:59,857 --> 01:03:01,757
- Back to the-
- Phantom Zone. Yep.
1050
01:03:01,792 --> 01:03:03,953
- Batman, I really don't need you to finish my-
- Sandcastles.
1051
01:03:03,994 --> 01:03:05,757
- Sister's homework?
- No.
1052
01:03:05,763 --> 01:03:07,754
- Succulent... something.
- No.
1053
01:03:07,798 --> 01:03:13,828
- Um, everybody?
- Batman is in Arkham Asylum.
1054
01:03:13,837 --> 01:03:16,863
Hey, everybody grab on to me!
1055
01:03:21,679 --> 01:03:24,048
We've gotta take cover!
1056
01:03:24,848 --> 01:03:26,907
- Joker has eyes on us.
- Where?
1057
01:03:26,950 --> 01:03:30,852
No, I mean he literally has
a giant eye on us.
1058
01:03:30,854 --> 01:03:33,914
I think that thing can
see our every move.
1059
01:03:33,957 --> 01:03:37,893
We've got to destroy it, or we'll
never make it to Wayne Manor.
1060
01:03:37,895 --> 01:03:40,497
Uh, Batman, I really think
you should see this.
1061
01:03:40,521 --> 01:03:41,532
Building survey!
1062
01:03:42,233 --> 01:03:44,533
This building's not up to code!
1063
01:03:51,709 --> 01:03:52,609
Gotcha.
1064
01:03:55,979 --> 01:03:58,571
Is that real lava?
1065
01:03:59,195 --> 01:04:00,195
I'm okay!
1066
01:04:01,885 --> 01:04:04,386
Oh yeah, 100% lava.
1067
01:04:05,623 --> 01:04:08,717
- Everyone start throwing me bricks!
- Right away, Sir.
1068
01:04:24,842 --> 01:04:26,935
Yes. We did it.
Pretty cool, huh?
1069
01:04:26,977 --> 01:04:28,877
- Batman?
- Yeah?
1070
01:04:28,912 --> 01:04:31,813
Why'd you build this thing
with only one seat?
1071
01:04:31,815 --> 01:04:33,908
Because last I checked
I only had one butt.
1072
01:04:33,917 --> 01:04:34,975
What the-
1073
01:04:35,018 --> 01:04:37,885
[WAYNE MANOR, WAYNE ISLAND]
What have you done to Wayne Manor?
1074
01:04:37,888 --> 01:04:39,879
[JOKER MANOR, JOKER ISLAND]
Hey, Batman... Guess what?
1075
01:04:39,890 --> 01:04:41,890
- I found out one of your secrets.
- Uh-Oh.
1076
01:04:41,925 --> 01:04:43,918
What do we have here, Batman?
1077
01:04:43,961 --> 01:04:46,058
Looks like a bunch of
relationship comedies.
1078
01:04:46,096 --> 01:04:48,564
- What's that?
- Must Love Dogs.
1079
01:04:48,588 --> 01:04:49,866
Must love crying!
1080
01:04:49,867 --> 01:04:51,801
- Marley and Me.
- I love the ending.
1081
01:04:51,835 --> 01:04:54,827
Oh! Serendipity!
1082
01:04:54,838 --> 01:04:56,806
We have Serendipity?
I love that movie.
1083
01:04:56,807 --> 01:05:01,870
For a loner Batman, you sure like
movies about relationships...
1084
01:05:01,912 --> 01:05:03,880
Oh, and look what else I found.
1085
01:05:03,881 --> 01:05:06,507
All your wonderful toys!
1086
01:05:07,951 --> 01:05:12,620
Accio lightning storm!
1087
01:05:13,291 --> 01:05:15,760
Everyone hold on!
1088
01:05:20,931 --> 01:05:24,591
Gremlins, dismantle that plane. Now.
1089
01:05:24,902 --> 01:05:26,961
Ugly monsters on our 3.
1090
01:05:28,272 --> 01:05:30,333
- Uh, Padre?
- Not now, kid.
1091
01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:34,567
Kinda got my hands full.
1092
01:05:34,878 --> 01:05:37,804
I've got good tone. Firing!
1093
01:05:40,984 --> 01:05:42,975
- Uh, Batman?
- What's up, buddy?
1094
01:05:43,020 --> 01:05:45,887
- Are we nearly at Wayne Manor?
- Why?
1095
01:05:45,889 --> 01:05:47,982
Your number 2 needs to go
number 1.
1096
01:05:48,025 --> 01:05:50,789
I thought I told you to go
back in the prison.
1097
01:05:50,828 --> 01:05:52,796
- I tried but Bane was in there.
- So?
1098
01:05:52,830 --> 01:05:54,957
He had this sort of 'get out
of this bathroom now' vibe.
1099
01:05:54,965 --> 01:05:58,633
I knew I shouldn't have
given you that water.
1100
01:05:59,570 --> 01:06:01,629
Can you hold it in
like a big boy?
1101
01:06:01,839 --> 01:06:04,838
- Engine 1's out.
- Not a big deal, it's fine.
1102
01:06:04,875 --> 01:06:06,968
- Engine 2 down.
- It does that sometimes.
1103
01:06:06,977 --> 01:06:10,203
- We've lost engine 3.
- Could live without it.
1104
01:06:11,582 --> 01:06:14,642
Engine 4...
1105
01:06:14,852 --> 01:06:15,876
That I do need to fix.
1106
01:06:15,919 --> 01:06:18,888
Good news, our bathroom problem is solved.
1107
01:06:20,858 --> 01:06:22,758
You 3 wait here while I go fix the engine.
1108
01:06:22,793 --> 01:06:25,023
Don't worry Batman:
You fix the Batwing, I'll fly.
1109
01:06:25,028 --> 01:06:28,525
All good, Babs,
I got my auto-pilot. Done.
1110
01:06:28,565 --> 01:06:31,825
Auto-pilot? That's a rope!
- Exactly. Alright guys,
1111
01:06:31,835 --> 01:06:33,894
until I get back, rope's in charge.
1112
01:06:33,904 --> 01:06:36,405
Thanks, rope.
1113
01:06:45,949 --> 01:06:48,582
Come on Master Dick,
we need to help him.
1114
01:06:48,619 --> 01:06:52,749
- I'm with you Grandpa! Get off my Padre!
- Unhand him you animatronic fiends!
1115
01:06:52,956 --> 01:06:56,949
What are you 2 doing here?
I told you to stay in the cockpit!
1116
01:06:56,994 --> 01:06:59,062
You disobeyed me. You're on a time-out.
1117
01:06:59,062 --> 01:07:01,760
- Batman, you're on a time-out!
- What!?
1118
01:07:01,765 --> 01:07:03,093
Alfred, you'd better un-time-out
me right now.
1119
01:07:03,133 --> 01:07:06,701
No! Not until you un-time-out
Master Dick!
1120
01:07:06,970 --> 01:07:08,938
Guys! You're all un-time-outed!
1121
01:07:08,939 --> 01:07:11,799
- We have incoming!
- Sir, watch out for those-
1122
01:07:17,981 --> 01:07:19,914
Okay, everybody time-out off.
1123
01:07:19,917 --> 01:07:22,551
- Woohoo! I've been parented!
- Batman, I can help you!
1124
01:07:22,586 --> 01:07:25,044
- No, protect the rope!
- The rope is fine.
1125
01:07:25,254 --> 01:07:26,823
Save Master Dick!
1126
01:07:26,857 --> 01:07:29,951
I'm fine, I'll just do one of
my gymnastic moves-
1127
01:07:30,961 --> 01:07:33,462
No!
1128
01:07:42,539 --> 01:07:43,639
Gotcha!
1129
01:07:47,344 --> 01:07:49,872
Hold on, Alfred. I'm almost there.
1130
01:07:50,914 --> 01:07:52,114
No!
1131
01:07:54,718 --> 01:07:58,218
Alfred!
1132
01:08:05,629 --> 01:08:07,629
No.
1133
01:08:11,001 --> 01:08:13,436
No!
1134
01:08:13,937 --> 01:08:16,437
Move over, rope!
1135
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:19,140
Hold on!
1136
01:08:32,389 --> 01:08:33,657
Gotcha!
1137
01:08:34,391 --> 01:08:37,817
Barbara, you see that?
Bat-Rope saved Alfred!
1138
01:08:37,828 --> 01:08:39,989
Sick moves, bro.
I never doubted you, bro.
1139
01:08:39,997 --> 01:08:44,724
- Actually Sir, Miss Gordon saved him.
- Rope, you lied to me!
1140
01:08:44,735 --> 01:08:49,663
Wait a minute, you mean,
without you, Alfred would have been...
1141
01:08:49,673 --> 01:08:50,965
...street meat?
1142
01:08:50,974 --> 01:08:55,810
Batman... trust us.
We can do this.
1143
01:08:55,812 --> 01:08:57,871
Yeah. I know gymkata!
1144
01:08:57,881 --> 01:08:58,848
Sorry, what's that?
1145
01:08:58,882 --> 01:09:00,747
It's a gymnastics-based martial art.
1146
01:09:00,751 --> 01:09:02,912
I could punch those 80s monsters
off the plane.
1147
01:09:02,953 --> 01:09:04,853
Uh, okay.
1148
01:09:04,888 --> 01:09:06,879
Multiple bogies on our 6.
1149
01:09:06,890 --> 01:09:09,882
Sir, I'll get them off our back: I was a
tail gunner for the Royal Air Force.
1150
01:09:09,926 --> 01:09:11,826
Locked and loaded, Sir.
1151
01:09:11,828 --> 01:09:13,819
Good, love that.
I got an idea.
1152
01:09:13,830 --> 01:09:16,958
Prepare to change course. I want you
to fly straight into that flaming eyeball.
1153
01:09:16,967 --> 01:09:20,467
- What?
- Barbara... trust me.
1154
01:09:20,704 --> 01:09:23,301
Alright. Let's do this.
1155
01:09:29,946 --> 01:09:33,709
- Giant sea monster at 12 o'clock.
- Got it.
1156
01:09:34,017 --> 01:09:37,517
- We've got his attention!
- He's tracking us.
1157
01:09:40,658 --> 01:09:42,985
Ha ha ha! Got you now!
1158
01:09:47,531 --> 01:09:48,725
Eat dirt!
1159
01:09:49,032 --> 01:09:52,032
Bomb zero bogies,
ruddy duck cobblers!
1160
01:09:57,674 --> 01:10:01,433
Okay babs, this is it, fly straight into
that eye and wait for my signal.
1161
01:10:01,845 --> 01:10:02,903
Can it come now?
1162
01:10:02,946 --> 01:10:05,938
- Can we make the signal thing happen?
- Almost there!
1163
01:10:05,949 --> 01:10:07,917
Almost there!
1164
01:10:07,951 --> 01:10:09,976
- Fire!
- Almost there!
1165
01:10:09,986 --> 01:10:13,752
That fire's coming in hot...
hot hot hot...
1166
01:10:13,757 --> 01:10:16,426
DIVE BOMB!
1167
01:10:17,561 --> 01:10:20,424
My eye!
1168
01:10:21,398 --> 01:10:24,026
[NO SIGNAL]
SAURON!
1169
01:10:29,005 --> 01:10:32,071
Nothing to see...
1170
01:10:37,748 --> 01:10:41,707
- Whoo, we did it!
- That was so rad!
1171
01:10:41,752 --> 01:10:44,812
Come on, let's hear it for us.
That was incredible!
1172
01:10:44,821 --> 01:10:46,914
- I felt so jazzed!
- I say jazzed!
1173
01:10:46,923 --> 01:10:48,914
I've gotta give it to you, Batman.
That was awesome.
1174
01:10:48,959 --> 01:10:51,985
- And you were awesome, you were awesome,
- Thanks. - I love compliments.
1175
01:10:51,995 --> 01:10:55,931
And I was amazing, but I'm not trying
to make it about myself, obviously,
1176
01:10:55,932 --> 01:10:58,799
I just want to make sure that
everyone gets a pat on the back.
1177
01:10:58,802 --> 01:10:59,962
- It feels good.
- It does feel good!
1178
01:11:00,003 --> 01:11:03,871
You had a good idea, and you had
a good idea, and you had a good idea,
1179
01:11:03,872 --> 01:11:03,873
and I had a great idea and I just,
1180
01:11:03,874 --> 01:11:08,004
I think that collectively,
I'm gonna add... 1.
1181
01:11:09,780 --> 01:11:10,872
No way!
1182
01:11:10,881 --> 01:11:13,850
- Man, that feels good!
- Best team ever!
1183
01:11:13,850 --> 01:11:15,909
Let's take a photo! Alright,
everyone squeeze together...
1184
01:11:15,952 --> 01:11:18,819
Hang on a second. Gettin' my pump on.
1185
01:11:18,855 --> 01:11:20,015
- It's worth it!
- Okay, everybody in?
1186
01:11:20,257 --> 01:11:23,683
- These abs are no fluke.
- Everyone say 'Bat Family'!
1187
01:11:23,694 --> 01:11:27,790
- Bat Family!
- Bat Familyyyyy....
1188
01:11:27,931 --> 01:11:29,865
- Look at that.
- Splendid.
1189
01:11:29,866 --> 01:11:32,829
Wow. Didn't it turn out great?
1190
01:11:33,870 --> 01:11:37,797
Hey guys, it's my first family photo!
1191
01:12:05,936 --> 01:12:08,503
Hey, Bat Dad.
1192
01:12:08,839 --> 01:12:11,899
- What are you doing?
- I'm tryna give you a big old H-U-G.
1193
01:12:11,908 --> 01:12:13,709
Okay, just...
1194
01:12:14,878 --> 01:12:16,937
Batman, are you okay?
1195
01:12:16,947 --> 01:12:19,511
No, yeah, I'm fine.
1196
01:12:19,549 --> 01:12:26,046
We are just one big happy... fraternity of
people, who did an awesome job together.
1197
01:12:26,656 --> 01:12:29,024
- I can't think of any other way to put that.
- Cool.
1198
01:12:29,058 --> 01:12:30,751
So, guys, listen up...
1199
01:12:30,894 --> 01:12:34,887
Taking the projector from the Joker is
gonna be our most dangerous mission yet.
1200
01:12:34,898 --> 01:12:36,898
- A family battle mission!
- Right.
1201
01:12:36,901 --> 01:12:38,711
Salvage what you can
out of the Scuttler,
1202
01:12:38,736 --> 01:12:41,736
maybe root around, see if you can
find a few vitamin waters or something,
1203
01:12:41,770 --> 01:12:43,170
- then we'll head out.
- Okay.
1204
01:12:43,205 --> 01:12:44,705
- Anything for you, Padre.
1205
01:12:48,945 --> 01:12:54,906
- We'll need snow shoes...
- I don't think so, but could you grab that-
1206
01:12:54,951 --> 01:12:55,940
- Padre?
- Batman?
1207
01:12:55,952 --> 01:12:58,787
- Sir?
- What are you doing?
1208
01:12:58,822 --> 01:13:01,655
Batman, please, wait!
1209
01:13:01,658 --> 01:13:03,588
'Puter.
1210
01:13:03,994 --> 01:13:08,829
- Yes Sir.
- I'm locking in some coordinates now.
1211
01:13:08,899 --> 01:13:12,858
Take the Scuttler to the taco stand on
the border of Gotham City and Bludhaven.
1212
01:13:12,859 --> 01:13:13,344
No!
1213
01:13:13,369 --> 01:13:17,797
I want you to get these guys a couple of
Chimichangas and 3 Jarritos.
1214
01:13:17,798 --> 01:13:18,183
Sir!
1215
01:13:18,208 --> 01:13:21,801
And then keep them there until this
whole attack on Gotham City blows over.
1216
01:13:21,945 --> 01:13:26,973
- Padre, please! Don't do this.
- Batman, you need us!
1217
01:13:26,983 --> 01:13:29,750
How many times I gotta tell you?
1218
01:13:29,853 --> 01:13:32,554
Batman works alone.
1219
01:13:32,689 --> 01:13:35,581
No, we have to stick together.
1220
01:13:35,825 --> 01:13:36,883
Please.
1221
01:13:36,927 --> 01:13:39,525
Go on, Scuttler, go!
1222
01:13:39,763 --> 01:13:41,754
- Go! Just get out of here!
- Batman!
1223
01:13:41,765 --> 01:13:43,960
- Get moving!
- Please!
1224
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,798
- Just go.
- Batman!
1225
01:13:46,836 --> 01:13:49,805
- Scuttler, move out!
- You're doing the wrong thing!
1226
01:13:49,806 --> 01:13:51,644
Listen to me, don't do this!
1227
01:13:51,669 --> 01:13:53,789
Nooo!
1228
01:14:15,031 --> 01:14:19,601
- Scanning for intruders...
- Scanning for intruders...
1229
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:23,840
Hi Bats.
1230
01:14:23,890 --> 01:14:27,051
What have you done to my...
to Bruce Wayne's house?
1231
01:14:27,110 --> 01:14:29,979
You'd better hope he's a cool guy
and doesn't go crazy.
1232
01:14:30,013 --> 01:14:33,779
- What happened to all your friends?
- I don't need friends.
1233
01:14:33,817 --> 01:14:36,611
I don't need anyone to stop you.
1234
01:14:37,020 --> 01:14:41,614
Are you sure about that?
Look in the mirror Batman.
1235
01:14:42,025 --> 01:14:45,893
When I saw you working
with your friend family,
1236
01:14:45,895 --> 01:14:48,989
I actually thought you'd changed.
But no.
1237
01:14:49,032 --> 01:14:51,732
You pushed them away.
1238
01:14:54,804 --> 01:14:57,305
You've run away from every
other person in your life,
1239
01:14:57,330 --> 01:14:59,935
but I'm the one you're always chasing.
1240
01:14:59,976 --> 01:15:05,004
- Is this about that stupid 'greatest enemy' thing?
- No, it's not.
1241
01:15:05,015 --> 01:15:07,813
- Not anymore.
- You tell him, Joker.
1242
01:15:07,851 --> 01:15:10,820
- Time for a fresh start.
- HE'S NOT WORTH IT.
1243
01:15:10,820 --> 01:15:16,555
- I think after 78 years, I deserve respect.
- That is right, respect!
1244
01:15:16,693 --> 01:15:21,158
Do you realize that you have
never once said the words,
1245
01:15:21,783 --> 01:15:25,792
- 'I hate you Joker'?
- Not once.
1246
01:15:25,835 --> 01:15:29,931
Well I am starting to feel pretty
annoyed with you right now.
That's for darn sure.
1247
01:15:29,939 --> 01:15:32,908
I know it, we said the same thing!
1248
01:15:32,942 --> 01:15:39,006
Listen, Batman.
I... hate you.
1249
01:15:39,015 --> 01:15:41,445
- Aww!
- That's nice!
1250
01:15:41,585 --> 01:15:43,178
Now you say it.
1251
01:15:44,721 --> 01:15:45,821
Me too.
1252
01:15:49,559 --> 01:15:51,720
You won't. You won't change.
1253
01:15:51,961 --> 01:15:54,828
Cause you can't. You won't, and you can't.
1254
01:15:54,831 --> 01:15:56,799
Batman will never change!
1255
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:58,893
You know uncle boo?
Just shut it down.
1256
01:15:58,935 --> 01:16:01,927
- These diseased lunatics are right.
- Yes, we are.
1257
01:16:01,971 --> 01:16:07,807
- I'm not gonna be part of a
one-sided relationship any longer!
- Yes!
1258
01:16:07,811 --> 01:16:09,836
- What are you talking about?
- You and I are done.
1259
01:16:09,879 --> 01:16:11,847
- What is wrong with you?
- I'm moving on!
1260
01:16:11,881 --> 01:16:18,753
- That's ridiculous.
- And on my way out, I'm gonna
blow up Gotham City!
1261
01:16:18,755 --> 01:16:22,987
- No, you're not serious!
- Wingardium Leviosa!
1262
01:16:23,026 --> 01:16:27,963
You know what, for once Batman you're right.
I'm not your greatest enemy.
1263
01:16:27,964 --> 01:16:31,092
Your greatest enemy is you.
1264
01:16:31,117 --> 01:16:33,960
- Goodbye, Batman.
- Wait a minute, hold on a second!
1265
01:16:33,970 --> 01:16:36,768
- Good for you, boo boo!
- Yay!
1266
01:16:36,806 --> 01:16:40,806
Everything get a bomb, let's go.
Bomb, bomb, bomb, let's bomb it out.
1267
01:16:44,781 --> 01:16:47,278
Say goodbye Gotham City!
1268
01:16:47,702 --> 01:16:49,902
[♪ THE PHANTOM ZONE]
1269
01:16:58,528 --> 01:17:01,956
- HI!
- Oh, I am so sorry!
1270
01:17:01,965 --> 01:17:06,732
It's my fault, I keep doing that.
Welcome to the Phantom Zone, bad guy.
1271
01:17:06,769 --> 01:17:08,896
What are you talking about?
I'm not a bad guy.
1272
01:17:08,938 --> 01:17:12,806
But you're all in black, you have a cape,
and you wear a big scary mask.
1273
01:17:12,809 --> 01:17:14,868
- Well I'm not.
- And you kicked me in the face!
1274
01:17:14,911 --> 01:17:18,904
- Listen, I'm Batman.
- Oof, you even sound like a bad guy.
1275
01:17:18,948 --> 01:17:22,782
- I swear, I'm a good guy.
- Okay, Mr Batman,
1276
01:17:22,785 --> 01:17:24,912
hold still while I scan you.
1277
01:17:24,954 --> 01:17:26,922
Scanning for badness...
1278
01:17:26,923 --> 01:17:29,790
- You're super nimble, right?
- I sure am!
1279
01:17:29,792 --> 01:17:33,819
- And 110% expendable.
- I don't know what that means, but okay.
1280
01:17:33,830 --> 01:17:36,993
- How'd I do, Dad?
- Mediocre. And don't call me dad.
1281
01:17:37,033 --> 01:17:38,433
Sorry.
1282
01:17:39,903 --> 01:17:42,838
Alfred, put that kid on the
next jet to the orphanage.
1283
01:17:42,839 --> 01:17:47,902
But doesn't he deserve a chance for
someone to take him under their wing?
1284
01:17:47,944 --> 01:17:50,879
As I took you under mine?
1285
01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:56,741
Listen, you don't have a family, so what
do you know about having a surrogate son?
1286
01:17:59,589 --> 01:18:03,619
Batman, we have to stick together.
1287
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:06,427
Please.
1288
01:18:07,030 --> 01:18:11,933
Joker, you mean nothing to me.
1289
01:18:12,657 --> 01:18:14,757
No one does.
1290
01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:24,000
You're not a traditional bad guy,
but you're not exactly a good guy either.
1291
01:18:24,681 --> 01:18:27,878
You even abandon your friends.
1292
01:18:28,017 --> 01:18:30,884
- What?
- Go on Scuttler, go!
1293
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:32,717
- Batman, don't do this.
1294
01:18:32,755 --> 01:18:37,849
- No, I was trying to protect them!
- By pushing them away?
1295
01:18:37,860 --> 01:18:39,919
Well, yeah.
1296
01:18:39,963 --> 01:18:43,856
Are they really the ones you're protecting?
1297
01:18:45,868 --> 01:18:49,770
Computer, Batman's in danger.
Please Computer, take us back.
1298
01:18:49,772 --> 01:18:51,921
Do you really want the man who
made you to come to harm?
1299
01:18:51,946 --> 01:18:53,868
Batman programmed me to obey him.
1300
01:18:53,876 --> 01:18:56,845
but he didn't say to not not rescue him.
1301
01:18:56,879 --> 01:18:57,846
What are they doing?
1302
01:18:57,847 --> 01:19:01,977
Come on guys, hustle, Gotham City's
not going to blow itself up!
1303
01:19:02,018 --> 01:19:05,018
Well, hello.
1304
01:19:09,359 --> 01:19:12,356
'Puter, go to super secret stealth mode.
1305
01:19:14,897 --> 01:19:16,662
- Hold on!
- No!
1306
01:19:16,699 --> 01:19:20,863
Evil buddies, those are my last 3
painful reminders of Batman.
1307
01:19:20,970 --> 01:19:22,995
Run! Come on Alfred, this way!
1308
01:19:23,039 --> 01:19:27,942
- Wait, where's Dick?
- The little guy? He's over there.
1309
01:19:27,944 --> 01:19:30,845
- What's he doing?
- Gotta save my family.
1310
01:19:30,847 --> 01:19:32,974
Just think, what would Batman do?
1311
01:19:33,016 --> 01:19:34,779
- What?
- I know,
1312
01:19:34,784 --> 01:19:37,245
not listen to anyone else,
be mean to people,
1313
01:19:37,270 --> 01:19:40,984
destroy as much property as possible,
talk in a really low gravelly voice,
1314
01:19:40,990 --> 01:19:42,855
and go it alone.
1315
01:19:42,892 --> 01:19:43,881
Kid, don't do that!
1316
01:19:43,926 --> 01:19:46,985
Atomic batteries to power.
Turbines to speed.
1317
01:19:47,030 --> 01:19:49,898
Don't do what I would do!
I never even taught you how to drive!
1318
01:19:49,899 --> 01:19:53,926
Hold on a second, brick lady. I'm so sorry,
I need to get down there and stop this.
1319
01:19:53,970 --> 01:19:56,871
I can't let you go, my boss
will be really mad at me.
1320
01:19:56,873 --> 01:20:00,934
Yeah, but I bet your boss would be happy
if you were able to get all those bad guys back in here.
1321
01:20:00,943 --> 01:20:04,879
- Hmm, she sure would.
- Then let me try, let me get down there and help them.
1322
01:20:04,914 --> 01:20:07,508
But haven't you tried that before?
1323
01:20:08,285 --> 01:20:09,785
This way Alfred.
1324
01:20:11,020 --> 01:20:14,679
You do the same thing over and over.
1325
01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:20,561
What's gonna change?
1326
01:20:22,465 --> 01:20:24,490
I know what I need to do.
1327
01:20:24,701 --> 01:20:27,894
Just give me 24 hours and I'll come back.
1328
01:20:29,005 --> 01:20:31,705
You've gotta let me go
down there and save them.
1329
01:20:33,476 --> 01:20:34,976
I'll do whatever you want.
1330
01:20:35,912 --> 01:20:37,669
- Please.
- EXTERMINATE.
1331
01:20:37,694 --> 01:20:38,872
Please.
1332
01:20:39,015 --> 01:20:43,709
- Okay, but I need all the bad guys locked up in here.
- I promise.
1333
01:20:44,987 --> 01:20:48,021
And I mean all of them.
1334
01:20:48,758 --> 01:20:50,883
One of these buttons has to
save my friends!
1335
01:20:50,927 --> 01:20:54,263
- Self-destruct mode activated.
- Self what?
1336
01:20:54,897 --> 01:20:57,731
- Master Dick!
- No!
1337
01:21:00,870 --> 01:21:03,096
Look who's bat!
1338
01:21:03,706 --> 01:21:04,906
What?
1339
01:21:13,650 --> 01:21:15,811
Everyone okay?
Dick, Alfred, Barbara?
1340
01:21:16,018 --> 01:21:19,286
- Are you guys-
- We're fine, Batman.
1341
01:21:20,990 --> 01:21:25,490
Listen, I just wanted to say...
1342
01:21:27,597 --> 01:21:33,729
That I'm really... really... really...
1343
01:21:33,970 --> 01:21:37,997
really really really...
really really...
1344
01:21:42,879 --> 01:21:47,516
sooooo...
1345
01:21:47,817 --> 01:21:51,713
- Sorry?
- Yeah! Woo, I did it!
1346
01:21:53,856 --> 01:21:56,616
I don't even know why you
bothered coming back.
1347
01:21:58,861 --> 01:22:02,925
I... was... afraid.
1348
01:22:03,032 --> 01:22:04,930
What?
1349
01:22:06,002 --> 01:22:11,907
The reason I came back was
the same reason I left you.
1350
01:22:13,610 --> 01:22:20,675
I was afraid... of feeling...
the pain...
1351
01:22:20,917 --> 01:22:26,014
you feel... when you lose...
1352
01:22:26,022 --> 01:22:29,022
...someone close to you.
1353
01:22:36,499 --> 01:22:38,660
Gotham needs us.
1354
01:22:38,968 --> 01:22:42,995
So I came back to do this.
1355
01:22:43,039 --> 01:22:45,435
Flip.
1356
01:22:45,541 --> 01:22:47,230
Flip? What is that, I don't-
1357
01:22:47,276 --> 01:22:50,569
You gotta turn around.
1358
01:22:50,980 --> 01:22:56,850
I call it the Babs Signal,
and I'm flipping the switch for you.
1359
01:22:56,853 --> 01:23:00,512
Because saving this city is too big
a job for one person.
1360
01:23:00,557 --> 01:23:03,349
Flip, flip.
1361
01:23:06,963 --> 01:23:12,759
So what do you say, Commish?
Will you work with me?
1362
01:23:12,869 --> 01:23:15,638
I need your help.
1363
01:23:15,872 --> 01:23:18,464
I thought you'd never ask.
1364
01:23:19,675 --> 01:23:21,905
I'm very, very proud of you, son.
1365
01:23:22,011 --> 01:23:26,004
But there's still only 4 of us
against Joker's entire army.
1366
01:23:26,048 --> 01:23:28,778
That's why I called in some backup.
1367
01:23:28,784 --> 01:23:31,912
Flip flip flip flip...
1368
01:23:31,921 --> 01:23:35,755
- Woah!
- We saw your signal and we came to help!
1369
01:23:35,758 --> 01:23:37,988
Joker may be done with us,
but we're not done with him.
1370
01:23:38,027 --> 01:23:42,964
- We will be the Joker's reckoning!
- Joker said mean stuff to us.
1371
01:23:42,965 --> 01:23:48,926
You were right Barbara:
It takes a village, not a Batman.
1372
01:23:49,972 --> 01:23:52,770
Okay, everybody listen up.
1373
01:23:52,775 --> 01:23:55,938
These monsters wanna destroy Gotham City.
1374
01:23:55,978 --> 01:23:58,003
That's right. We need sick new vehicles.
1375
01:23:58,047 --> 01:24:00,743
An arsenal of advanced weaponry.
1376
01:24:00,750 --> 01:24:03,014
Costumes that suit our
individual personalities.
1377
01:24:03,019 --> 01:24:03,951
RIP!
1378
01:24:03,986 --> 01:24:06,819
And codenames to use
on our walkie-talkies.
1379
01:24:06,856 --> 01:24:09,825
- Call it out! Your name is... Lady Bat.
- Lady Bat?
1380
01:24:09,859 --> 01:24:11,548
- Bat Lady. - Veto.
- Batarina. - No.
1381
01:24:11,573 --> 01:24:13,818
- Soccer-Mom Bat.
- What?
1382
01:24:13,829 --> 01:24:15,990
How about a cool costume?
Nice!
1383
01:24:16,032 --> 01:24:20,731
- That one's called 'Batgirl'.
- If I'm Batgirl, I can call you Batboy?
1384
01:24:20,736 --> 01:24:25,969
And lastly, a coordinated attack strategy
and a kick butt theme song. Robin?
1385
01:24:26,008 --> 01:24:29,574
- My superhero codename!
- Oh yeah! Hit it!
1386
01:24:29,579 --> 01:24:30,479
Got it!
1387
01:24:30,750 --> 01:24:33,550
[♪ WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO]
No!
1388
01:24:33,700 --> 01:24:36,900
[♪ NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP]
Ugh!
1389
01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:39,821
[♪ FLY ROBIN FLY]
Absolutely not.
1390
01:24:39,845 --> 01:24:42,345
[♪ HEROES (WE COULD BE)]
1391
01:24:42,758 --> 01:24:45,818
This music is filling me with rage.
1392
01:24:45,861 --> 01:24:47,688
Let's use it.
1393
01:24:47,997 --> 01:24:50,664
Alright team, I'm gonna need
to know your special powers.
1394
01:24:50,900 --> 01:24:53,801
- I'm a giant clay person!
- I'm irritating!
1395
01:24:53,836 --> 01:24:56,787
[CONVERSATION OVERLAPPING]
1396
01:24:56,812 --> 01:24:57,738
[CONVERSATION OVERLAPPING]
- Ketchup!
1397
01:24:57,740 --> 01:25:00,868
- Nice! Orca?
- I'm a whale.
1398
01:25:00,910 --> 01:25:02,844
Oh, we got this covered!
1399
01:25:06,816 --> 01:25:08,016
Whale yeah!
1400
01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:12,249
Shh, quiet.
1401
01:25:12,588 --> 01:25:14,647
Who's laying down those funky beats?
1402
01:25:14,857 --> 01:25:16,950
We are!
1403
01:25:16,993 --> 01:25:18,556
Batman!?
1404
01:25:18,561 --> 01:25:20,756
Evil Army, get rid of them!
1405
01:25:20,997 --> 01:25:23,932
Team Gotham Family, activate!
1406
01:25:23,933 --> 01:25:25,233
Voldy's got this.
1407
01:25:38,957 --> 01:25:39,857
Woah.
1408
01:25:39,882 --> 01:25:43,784
Batman, take out Joker's bomb.
I'll get that projector.
1409
01:25:43,786 --> 01:25:45,479
10-4.
1410
01:25:45,921 --> 01:25:50,721
- Freeze, Clayface, Take this guy out!
- Coming through!
1411
01:25:54,564 --> 01:25:56,992
Okay Alfred, bring the pain.
1412
01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:02,403
Bringing it Sir, for Queen and country!
1413
01:26:02,938 --> 01:26:05,438
You just got union jacked!
1414
01:26:06,942 --> 01:26:11,003
Robin, get ready. I'm about to teach you
some father and son stuff.
1415
01:26:11,547 --> 01:26:14,807
- First, driving. Put your hands at 10 to 2.
- Okay.
1416
01:26:14,817 --> 01:26:17,911
Now fly. Turn left.
1417
01:26:17,953 --> 01:26:22,014
Run over these skeletons.
Now drive up the wall.
1418
01:26:22,458 --> 01:26:24,986
- Great driving!
- Thanks, Padre.
1419
01:26:27,930 --> 01:26:31,564
Okay, Robin, together we're gonna
punch these guys so hard
1420
01:26:31,567 --> 01:26:36,467
words describing the impact are going to
spontaneously materialize out of thin air.
1421
01:26:47,883 --> 01:26:48,850
High five!
1422
01:26:48,851 --> 01:26:51,012
Stop moving around, muggle!
1423
01:26:51,020 --> 01:26:54,617
Alright team, let's shut him down.
1424
01:26:54,657 --> 01:26:56,384
Orca, you're up baby.
1425
01:26:56,926 --> 01:27:00,828
You wanna see a magic trick?
I'm gonna make you disappear!
1426
01:27:00,830 --> 01:27:03,799
- Wingardium Levio-
- Yoink!
1427
01:27:03,799 --> 01:27:06,859
Wingardium Levio shut up!
1428
01:27:06,902 --> 01:27:10,538
Welcome to the Phantom Zone, bad guy.
1429
01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:14,867
Here we go, Bat Team.
Batman's in sight.
1430
01:27:16,779 --> 01:27:22,775
- Welcome to the Phantom Zone, bad guy.
- Robin, go long!
1431
01:27:23,819 --> 01:27:25,810
Oh my gosh, yes!
1432
01:27:25,855 --> 01:27:27,855
Here you go, grandpa.
1433
01:27:28,691 --> 01:27:29,491
Hey Batman!
1434
01:27:32,962 --> 01:27:35,988
Get off my Padre!
1435
01:27:36,566 --> 01:27:40,894
It wasn't useless after all!
End this, Batgirl!
1436
01:27:42,838 --> 01:27:45,530
Adios, Shark!
1437
01:27:45,941 --> 01:27:49,241
Okay, we have 'em beat guys.
I'm gonna go defuse that-
1438
01:28:01,657 --> 01:28:03,857
It's the end of Gotham City!
1439
01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:08,594
As I predicted... we're doomed!
1440
01:28:08,831 --> 01:28:11,891
We're not doomed, I got this.
1441
01:28:11,901 --> 01:28:14,836
Everyone grab on to me.
1442
01:28:14,870 --> 01:28:18,600
Come on guys, we need to
hold this city together!
1443
01:28:19,609 --> 01:28:22,937
- Bat-Rope, no!
- Everybody run!
1444
01:28:22,945 --> 01:28:25,971
No, we have to stick together!
Right, Batman?
1445
01:28:26,015 --> 01:28:29,917
- We need to use our heads
- Maybe we should build something together.
1446
01:28:29,919 --> 01:28:34,879
- Stick together...
- Build something...
1447
01:28:37,960 --> 01:28:42,721
I got it! You're right Babs,
we need to stick together... literally!
1448
01:28:42,731 --> 01:28:45,967
- Robin, quick, give me a boost!
- On it, Padre!
1449
01:28:45,968 --> 01:28:50,871
We're gonna stick together using our heads,
and the most powerful weapon of all,
1450
01:28:50,873 --> 01:28:53,700
shredded abs. Let's do this.
1451
01:28:55,310 --> 01:28:59,805
- You got this, Alfred?
- Yes, Sir. Abs of steel!
1452
01:28:59,815 --> 01:29:03,850
Great! Now you bend, and I'll
grab the other side.
1453
01:29:04,887 --> 01:29:06,087
No!
1454
01:29:11,927 --> 01:29:16,955
- Joker, please, help us.
- No, I'm not going to help you!
1455
01:29:16,999 --> 01:29:22,869
at least if this city is destroyed, I'll die
knowing I'm your greatest enemy.
1456
01:29:22,905 --> 01:29:24,964
I have to die to know it.
1457
01:29:25,007 --> 01:29:31,576
Shut up Joker! If there's no Gotham,
then I'll never get to fight you again!
1458
01:29:31,814 --> 01:29:33,305
What?
1459
01:29:33,816 --> 01:29:39,755
You're the reason why I get up at
4 o'clock in the afternoon and pump iron
until my chest is positively sick.
1460
01:29:39,755 --> 01:29:44,783
You're the reason I've given up a life
spent with Russian ballerinas and
Lady Activewear models.
1461
01:29:44,827 --> 01:29:50,857
And if it wasn't for you, I never would
have learned how connected I am
with all these people...
1462
01:29:50,866 --> 01:29:52,559
...and you.
1463
01:29:53,536 --> 01:29:57,400
So if you help me save Gotham...
1464
01:29:57,973 --> 01:30:00,674
...you'll help me save us.
1465
01:30:00,876 --> 01:30:03,609
You just said, ''us''?
1466
01:30:03,746 --> 01:30:08,879
Yeah. Batman and the Joker.
1467
01:30:08,984 --> 01:30:11,617
What do you say?
1468
01:30:11,820 --> 01:30:14,580
You had me at 'shut up'.
1469
01:30:15,824 --> 01:30:19,988
- How are your abs, bro?
- Too much flab, not enough ab. Why?
1470
01:30:19,995 --> 01:30:22,525
Because I need you to crunch them.
1471
01:30:22,765 --> 01:30:26,758
Citizens of Gotham!
We need all of you to join us
1472
01:30:26,769 --> 01:30:29,666
and help bring this city back together.
1473
01:30:54,897 --> 01:30:56,990
I'm just gonna come right out and say it.
1474
01:30:56,999 --> 01:30:59,866
I hate you, Joker.
1475
01:30:59,902 --> 01:31:01,893
- I hate you, too.
- I hate you more.
1476
01:31:01,904 --> 01:31:06,341
- I hate you the most.
- I hate you forever.
1477
01:31:08,944 --> 01:31:10,444
We did it everyone!
1478
01:31:14,500 --> 01:31:17,300
Bane is feeling warm and fuzzy.
1479
01:31:21,991 --> 01:31:23,682
Padre.
1480
01:31:24,026 --> 01:31:26,017
Where you going?
1481
01:31:26,028 --> 01:31:27,928
I made a promise.
1482
01:31:27,963 --> 01:31:30,955
I gotta go back to the Phantom Zone.
1483
01:31:30,966 --> 01:31:34,800
- Sorry, kid.
- Padre, please!
1484
01:31:34,837 --> 01:31:38,864
- Don't call me Padre.
- Okay.
1485
01:31:38,907 --> 01:31:41,340
Call me...
1486
01:31:43,946 --> 01:31:45,446
Dads.
1487
01:31:45,981 --> 01:31:49,974
My 2 dads are the same dad!
1488
01:31:50,019 --> 01:31:53,955
But, they're both leaving.
1489
01:31:53,989 --> 01:31:57,015
It's gonna be okay, kid.
1490
01:31:57,660 --> 01:32:00,586
Sometimes losing people
is part of life.
1491
01:32:00,796 --> 01:32:04,632
But that doesn't mean
you stop letting them in.
1492
01:32:04,667 --> 01:32:07,730
Some very wise people taught me that.
1493
01:32:07,970 --> 01:32:10,939
My father figure.
1494
01:32:10,939 --> 01:32:13,874
My platonic co-worker buddy,
1495
01:32:13,909 --> 01:32:17,577
who's a girl, but just a friend.
1496
01:32:17,946 --> 01:32:26,877
And you... 'Mi Hijo'.
It's Spanish for 'son'.
1497
01:32:27,856 --> 01:32:34,562
This is my family,
but it's your family too.
1498
01:33:36,925 --> 01:33:38,817
- You have a knife?
- Why?
1499
01:33:38,826 --> 01:33:42,262
Because someone needs to cut
the tension between the 2 of us.
1500
01:33:44,032 --> 01:33:46,830
- Okay, I deserve that.
- Hi!
1501
01:33:46,869 --> 01:33:48,837
Wait a minute, what's going on?
1502
01:33:48,871 --> 01:33:50,964
I came back, just like
I said I would,
1503
01:33:50,973 --> 01:33:52,873
You know, Mr Batman,
1504
01:33:52,908 --> 01:33:55,877
when you're a talking brick
working at the Phantom Zone
1505
01:33:55,878 --> 01:33:58,745
you see a lot of crazy things.
1506
01:33:58,780 --> 01:34:02,841
But I've finally seen a man,
in order to make the world a better place,
1507
01:34:02,851 --> 01:34:06,014
take a look at himself,
and make a change.
1508
01:34:06,021 --> 01:34:07,818
Who?
1509
01:34:07,856 --> 01:34:09,790
- Superman.
- WHAT!?
1510
01:34:09,825 --> 01:34:12,885
I'm kidding. It's you!
1511
01:34:14,029 --> 01:34:16,896
Well, I guess I'll be seeing you
on the streets, Batman.
1512
01:34:16,899 --> 01:34:21,802
- I guess so. catch you later, Joker.
- Let's go, gang!
1513
01:34:21,803 --> 01:34:23,930
We're not just gonna let these
criminals go, right?
1514
01:34:23,939 --> 01:34:27,875
Ah come on Comish, let's face it, those
guys are no match for the 4 of us.
1515
01:34:27,910 --> 01:34:33,649
We'll give them a 30 minute head start.
Besides, you can't fight crime on
an empty stomach.
1516
01:34:33,673 --> 01:34:35,016
[♪ MAN IN THE MIRROR]
1517
01:34:35,017 --> 01:34:39,818
- Hey Computer.
- We're home!
1518
01:34:41,023 --> 01:34:45,226
- What is the password?
- Iron Man sucks!
1519
01:35:00,709 --> 01:35:05,338
You... complete me.
1520
01:35:17,993 --> 01:35:22,387
Holy family photo, Batman!
I love it!
1521
01:35:28,003 --> 01:35:29,003
White.
1522
01:35:29,027 --> 01:35:33,999
All important movies end
with a white screen.
1523
01:35:34,009 --> 01:35:36,000
And tying up loose ends...
1524
01:35:36,044 --> 01:35:40,003
- We're coming for you, Gotham City!
- Like this Snake-Clowns bit.
1525
01:35:40,015 --> 01:35:42,545
- Snake clowns?
- Told you they were real.
1526
01:35:42,551 --> 01:35:46,520
Did you stick wigs onto snakes?
That is so weird!
1527
01:35:46,654 --> 01:35:48,848
Hey, can I play that song
I wrote for the end credits?
1528
01:35:48,890 --> 01:35:50,983
- That's a hard pass.
- Come on!
1529
01:35:50,993 --> 01:35:52,984
- Let the kid play whatever music he wants!
- No no no!
1530
01:35:53,028 --> 01:35:55,895
- Please? - No!
- Padre?
1531
01:35:55,897 --> 01:35:59,924
- Fine. 'Puter.
- Okay, Sir.
1532
01:35:59,935 --> 01:36:02,000
Now playing,
[♪ ROBIN'S HAPPY POPPY MUSIC]
1533
01:36:02,025 --> 01:36:05,965
The kind that makes parents
and studio executives happy.
1534
01:36:06,008 --> 01:36:09,472
♪ I wake up early in the morning
♪ and I'm texting you
1535
01:36:10,046 --> 01:36:12,274
Hey Robin, it's 7:30!
1536
01:36:12,298 --> 01:36:15,898
♪ Well that's okay I'm ready
♪ to fight crime with you, the Dark Knight!
1537
01:36:15,922 --> 01:36:17,722
I'll be sleeping past 2!
1538
01:36:17,746 --> 01:36:21,846
♪ We sometimes fight (BOOM POW BAM)
♪ but we always make up!
1539
01:36:21,900 --> 01:36:24,200
- Hey man I'm sorry
- It's okay!
1540
01:36:24,200 --> 01:36:27,000
♪ We're not related
♪ but here's good news
1541
01:36:27,024 --> 01:36:29,724
♪ Friends are the family
♪ you can choose
1542
01:36:29,748 --> 01:36:32,948
♪ High five, down low,
♪ to the side, let's go!
1543
01:36:33,080 --> 01:36:36,080
♪ You're my best friend
♪ my best friend
1544
01:36:37,100 --> 01:36:38,800
♪ And friends are family
1545
01:36:38,900 --> 01:36:42,400
♪ You're my best friend
♪ my best friend
1546
01:36:43,200 --> 01:36:45,412
♪ And friends are family
1547
01:36:45,437 --> 01:36:47,347
♪ You're my family!
1548
01:36:47,348 --> 01:36:49,648
♪ Come on everybody and sing
1549
01:36:49,751 --> 01:36:51,551
- Come on, Batman!
- No!
1550
01:36:51,675 --> 01:36:54,075
♪ You're my best friend,
my best friend
1551
01:36:54,700 --> 01:36:56,700
♪ And friends are family
1552
01:36:56,924 --> 01:36:59,424
♪ Best friends! My friends are the best!
1553
01:37:00,280 --> 01:37:02,780
♪ Best friends! My friends are the best!
1554
01:37:02,804 --> 01:37:04,627
My friends are the best.
1555
01:37:04,728 --> 01:37:08,428
♪ I got a utility belt
♪ A sparkly cape
1556
01:37:08,500 --> 01:37:11,300
♪ Saw the signal so I'm heading
♪ back to the cave
1557
01:37:11,376 --> 01:37:14,576
- Well I'm all smiles!
- It's Joker! Don't be afraid.
1558
01:37:14,576 --> 01:37:18,576
We'll always bet on black. That's a fact,
come on Robin watch my back!
1559
01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:20,800
♪ Well I don't think that you
♪ were happy till I met you
1560
01:37:20,882 --> 01:37:21,582
I was.
1561
01:37:21,606 --> 01:37:26,806
♪ I know you're playing buddy, we can't lose
♪ Cause friends are the family you can choose
1562
01:37:26,888 --> 01:37:30,847
Robin gimme the mic, drop the beat,
think you can handle that?
1562
01:37:31,805 --> 01:37:38,329
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