1 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:15,163 I've never gone parking before. 2 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,471 I'm really not that kind of a girl. 3 00:01:17,544 --> 00:01:21,503 Well, I'm not the kind of a guy who would go with that kind of a girl. 4 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:24,345 Oh, that's so sweet. I think. 5 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,252 There's nothing to be scared of. 6 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:38,329 I knew this would happen if we made out! 7 00:01:55,181 --> 00:01:56,842 Good shot, son. 8 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,424 General, I think he's surrendering. 9 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,461 Run! Run! 10 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:19,670 Fire at will! 11 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:33,749 Help! 12 00:02:35,788 --> 00:02:39,155 Keep firing. Keep firing! Keep firing! 13 00:02:39,225 --> 00:02:41,125 Kill every last alien! 14 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:50,063 You will all become my alien zombies. 15 00:02:52,071 --> 00:02:53,834 -Command us, Master! -Ouch, Mom! 16 00:03:04,717 --> 00:03:07,117 What did I tell you about these kind of movies? 17 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,087 It was almost over! 18 00:03:09,155 --> 00:03:12,386 -Besides, they're all the same. -That's not true. 19 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:35,145 You know, he looks just like his father. 20 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:37,882 Just like his father. 21 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:20,659 Oh, I hate the rain. 22 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:31,697 Raining rocks and dogs. Great! 23 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:02,198 Space, 24 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:06,296 a universe of mystery. 25 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:09,466 Well, today, the mystery will be unveiled. 26 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:15,537 Thanks to science, we now know the universe is nearly 500 miles long 27 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:18,681 and it contains, you're not going to believe this, 28 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:21,714 over 1,000 stars. 29 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:27,384 Lem, come on! Liven it up. 30 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:30,759 And still, the only known intelligent life 31 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:34,261 is right here on our planet. 32 00:05:40,406 --> 00:05:42,966 No, not today! Not today! Please. 33 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:44,509 What was that? 34 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:47,603 That's our planet after the attack of the Humaniacs. 35 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,740 They're gonna eat our brains for dinner! 36 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,307 Is that true? 37 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:55,411 Everybody, please, that's ridiculous. 38 00:05:55,488 --> 00:06:00,084 Totally ridiculous. Brains for dinner? Come on! 39 00:06:00,626 --> 00:06:03,424 Brains are for breakfast with cereal and milk. 40 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:05,794 Dinner is organs and eyeballs. 41 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:12,127 Okay, everyone, everyone, please, listen up. 42 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:14,736 We're not getting eaten 43 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:18,834 or harvested or having our brains barbecued. 44 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:23,242 The universe isn't scary. It's really amazing. 45 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:29,911 And don't forget to pick up your planetary yo-yos. 46 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,758 We've got one for each of you. 47 00:06:39,465 --> 00:06:44,630 You're looking at the new Junior Assistant Curator! 48 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:46,137 High four! 49 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,609 Well, it's part-time now and full-time after I graduate. 50 00:06:50,676 --> 00:06:52,303 -How did you do, Lem? -Got the job! 51 00:06:52,378 --> 00:06:53,709 Knew you would. 52 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,213 Hey, I can see my whole life. 53 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:59,183 A house, a car, two kids, they'll grow up and have kids. 54 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,220 They'll come home to visit on holidays. 55 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:02,948 -Well? -Got it! 56 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:06,617 Lem, congratulations on that job. 57 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:09,856 -I knew you could do it. -Yeah, thanks. 58 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:13,823 Oh, wow! 59 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:22,598 -There it is. Just two more days. -Wow. 60 00:07:23,242 --> 00:07:27,645 Humaniacs III: The Final Battle for Our World. 61 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:31,246 -Victory or extinction! -Victory or extinction! 62 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:37,613 If you guys go in costume, I'm pretending we never met. 63 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:41,254 Did you just say what I think you just said? 64 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:43,795 I'm a planetarium professional now. 65 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:46,855 I don't have time for kids' movies anymore. 66 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:51,663 Kids' movies? I suppose next you'll say aliens don't exist. 67 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:52,863 Duh! 68 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:56,531 Just as I thought. You're not Lem. 69 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:59,476 You're an alien zombie, like in Humaniacs II. 70 00:07:59,545 --> 00:08:01,308 Skiff, I'm not a zombie. 71 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:04,281 Yeah, that's what you zombies are programmed to say. 72 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:06,443 Tell me something the real Lem would know. 73 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:09,181 Well, I know Skiff is the only nutcase 74 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:13,385 who thinks the government is hiding all alien evidence in Base 9. 75 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:18,087 And you give candy to your puppy so he'll poop jelly beans. 76 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,928 It was just an experiment. 77 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:23,261 With all due respect, 78 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:26,703 I've put in the hours and done a lot of alien research at work. 79 00:08:26,772 --> 00:08:29,764 What are you talking about? You work in a comic book store! 80 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:33,243 The greatest source of scientific knowledge. 81 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:36,748 Skiff, time to unpack the fake alien poop. 82 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:38,306 Right away, Mr. Haglug. 83 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:42,547 You will believe me, Lem, when aliens put you on the takeout menu. 84 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:45,515 -Wow! -Skiff! 85 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:48,025 I love fake-alien-poop day. 86 00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:54,762 So, Eckle, do you think your sister's home? 87 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:57,365 -Why? -I thought maybe... 88 00:08:57,436 --> 00:08:59,495 I thought I might tell her I got the job. 89 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:02,234 -Why? -Forget it. You tell her for me. Okay? 90 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:05,402 Okay, but every time you tell me to tell her something, 91 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,912 she asks why don't you just tell her yourself? 92 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:09,504 -What? -And then my mom says 93 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:13,712 it's because you like her, and then she says that, "Oh, that's so cute," 94 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:15,947 and why don't you just ask her out already, 95 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:18,547 'cause she's been waiting for you to ask her out 96 00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:20,990 ever since we moved next door to you. 97 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:25,621 She has? The girl of my dreams likes me? 98 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,730 This is the best day of my life. 99 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,291 Yeah, we got to see that kid throw up. 100 00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:34,939 Hey, he did it! 101 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:38,943 -He got the job! -We're so proud of you. 102 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:44,706 I hear it's just one easy step up to Senior Assistant Curator. 103 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:03,731 Come on, soldier. Take that hill. 104 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:08,071 -Hey, Neera. -Hey, Lem. 105 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:11,408 I wanted to tell you, I got the job. 106 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,775 Lem, that's great! 107 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:18,045 -Maybe it's time that you and me... -Yes? 108 00:10:18,484 --> 00:10:20,816 I mean, would you want to... 109 00:10:23,422 --> 00:10:27,017 Hey, Neera! I've been looking all over for you. 110 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:30,722 -You've been looking for me? -The cause needs you. 111 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:33,225 -The what? -The cause. 112 00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:37,126 Glar's involved with something he calls "protesting." 113 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,797 It's like when you shout about stuff that makes you upset. 114 00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,965 Yeah, like our school pictures. 115 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:44,407 Why do they have to be of our faces? 116 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,468 I mean, what a bummer. 117 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:48,346 That means it's not good. 118 00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:51,042 Neera, we need you! Righteous momma! 119 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:56,419 I'm so honored, but Lem was about to ask me something. 120 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,420 Yeah? Man, what do you want to ask her? 121 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:03,195 -It's kind of private. -No problemo, man! 122 00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:05,690 I mean, I totally respect that. 123 00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:08,092 So, Neera... 124 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:12,467 Neera and Lem had a private conversation 125 00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:16,333 And don't want anybody else around 126 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,572 Yeah, you know, we can talk later. 127 00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:20,839 Okay. 128 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:22,307 Peace. 129 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:24,747 That means, "See you later." 130 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,618 Bye! 131 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:36,652 Bye. 132 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,130 "The cause, man." 133 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,694 I'd like to cause him some pain. 134 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,875 I don't want to hear a single bubble. 135 00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:55,171 Especially you, Bubbles. 136 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,885 Call the General! Call the General! 137 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,459 It's in the Containment Room. Lock this section down, now! 138 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:18,316 Resistance is futile. Surrender or die. 139 00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:23,121 Come on, Eckle. Go help your father. 140 00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:44,208 What the... 141 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:46,302 Duck? 142 00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:05,491 Wow! 143 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,765 No! No! No! No! No! 144 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,434 Mom, Dad, there's a ship in the... 145 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,998 My car! 146 00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:57,343 Open wide or the big, bad monster will get you. 147 00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:42,951 The battle for our world has begun. 148 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,331 -Captain, mobilize the army. -Yes, sir! 149 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,263 Right, men, move it! 150 00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:16,889 Are they hostile? Will our species survive? 151 00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,023 One thing we do know is 152 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:22,133 that they show no respect for our parking laws. 153 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,501 And speaking of survival, 154 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,971 how will you survive without a sparkling smile? 155 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,634 Give your smile that special glow 156 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:33,473 Try the sparkle action of Dental Pro 157 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,549 You know, you're really good as that toothbrush. 158 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,056 Yeah. But what I really do best is a suppository. 159 00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:55,927 Now, let's see. Invasion by giant ants. 160 00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,028 Invasion by sea monsters. 161 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,504 Invasion by 50-foot woman? 162 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,269 Here it is, So, You've Been Invaded by Aliens. 163 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,245 -Keep your eyes on the aliens. -Aliens? 164 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:22,952 All right, class, let's try it one more time. 165 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,296 The aliens are coming! 166 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:31,593 Flarc, you were too slow. Go join the zombies. 167 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:38,776 I called it. The only question is, 168 00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:41,706 should I be terrified because it's the end of the world 169 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:45,079 or happy because I totally called it? 170 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,151 Me, I have a plan. 171 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,815 They're gonna need a native to run the mines. 172 00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:55,189 I'll befriend them, show my executive skills, and bam! I'm in. 173 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,652 Speaking of "bam! I'm in..." 174 00:19:58,397 --> 00:19:59,591 A cork? 175 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:02,600 It's your best defense against the aliens' favorite form of research. 176 00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,135 The probe. 177 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,802 You put it... 178 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:09,034 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I get it. -Oh, wait. 179 00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:11,871 This is yours. I already used that one. 180 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,840 I just remembered, my job. 181 00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:18,115 Gotta go. You know, my boss. 182 00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:21,448 Your boss? No problem. You guys can share. 183 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,327 Neera, you have to choose. 184 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,336 It's either me or Glar. 185 00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:17,941 Oh, Lem, there's no question. 186 00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,208 It's you, of course. 187 00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:32,140 Come on! Come on! Come on! 188 00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:33,980 Hello. This is the alien hotline. 189 00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:36,282 Yes. Hi. I've found the alien. 190 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:40,519 They're here, and no weapon can stop them. 191 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:42,617 You've got to be kidding. 192 00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:05,272 -Hello? -Yes, hello. I've found the alien! 193 00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:07,944 If you've spotted an alien fleet, dial 1. 194 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,579 For pod people, dial 2. 195 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,594 I can breathe! I can breathe! 196 00:23:18,029 --> 00:23:20,224 You speak my language. 197 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,602 That's amazing! You speak my language. 198 00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:27,465 Yeah. That's what I just said. 199 00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:30,406 You just said, "That's what I just said." 200 00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:33,106 -Say something else. -Like what? 201 00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:37,478 "Like what." They're gonna freak back at Kennedy. 202 00:23:38,683 --> 00:23:42,551 I'm Captain Charles T. Baker, astronaut. 203 00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:46,991 As-tro-nau-t. 204 00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:50,689 -Ass... -Tro-naut. 205 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:53,495 Lem. 206 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,463 Lem. 207 00:23:56,668 --> 00:24:00,104 Either your name is Lem, or you want to mate with me. 208 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:03,506 Houston, we have a little problem. 209 00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:07,406 -What do you want? -Thanks for asking. 210 00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:09,813 Coffee, light, two sugars. 211 00:24:09,881 --> 00:24:13,442 Do you have any Frappuccino up here? Any puff pastry, too. Thanks. 212 00:24:13,518 --> 00:24:17,147 No, I mean are you here to take over our world 213 00:24:17,222 --> 00:24:20,419 and, like, eat our brains? 214 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:23,186 Hold on. 215 00:24:23,261 --> 00:24:25,627 What kind of sick planet is this? 216 00:24:25,997 --> 00:24:28,761 First of all, it's supposed to be uninhabited, okay? 217 00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:31,530 Not full of sea monkeys dancing to the oldies. 218 00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:34,504 My mission was to plant Old Glory, whack a few golf balls 219 00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:38,236 and head back to the Kids' Choice Awards. I'm getting slimed. 220 00:24:39,845 --> 00:24:41,642 -What? -You were just talking alien. 221 00:24:41,713 --> 00:24:44,011 Hey, I'm not the alien here. You are. 222 00:24:44,082 --> 00:24:46,516 -Me? You are. -No, you are. 223 00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:48,951 You are. You... You came to my planet. 224 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:52,619 An alien planet. Hello. 225 00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:55,819 -Hello. -Not, "Hello." "Hello!" 226 00:24:55,894 --> 00:24:57,759 -Hello... What? -What? 227 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:01,761 Let's start over. 228 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,700 Look, there's a command module in orbit right now. 229 00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:05,793 It's running out of fuel. 230 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:08,965 It has to leave in 74 hours, and if I'm not on it, 231 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,203 it goes back to Earth without me. Capisce? 232 00:25:13,144 --> 00:25:16,477 I have to get to my ship and go back up in space. 233 00:25:17,415 --> 00:25:18,814 Can you help me? 234 00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:21,910 You want me to take you to your flying saucer? No! 235 00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:24,615 If they catch me helping you, who knows what they'll do to me? 236 00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:27,954 I'll lose everything. My life was just getting perfect. 237 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,392 Kid... You are a kid, right? 238 00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:33,124 I mean, you're not like a thousand-year-old Yoda or anything? 239 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:36,167 Never mind. Look, kid, you're my only hope. 240 00:25:36,568 --> 00:25:40,265 But I suppose you could leave me stranded. 241 00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:44,001 My wife will have to support the kids. 242 00:25:44,409 --> 00:25:48,140 Eleven. We have 11 kids, always hungry. 243 00:25:48,313 --> 00:25:51,009 Yeah. Yeah. But, hey, they'll get by without a father. 244 00:25:51,082 --> 00:25:54,848 The important thing here is you avoid a little trouble. 245 00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:58,718 Alien hotline. What's the nature of your sighting? 246 00:26:00,425 --> 00:26:02,325 Hello? Are you there? 247 00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:06,361 Hello? Are you there? 248 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:16,332 Hey, fella. Who wants a donut? 249 00:26:26,351 --> 00:26:27,841 Silly dog! 250 00:26:49,474 --> 00:26:51,635 There's your flying saucer. Now what? 251 00:26:53,178 --> 00:26:55,942 Okay, here's the plan. 252 00:26:56,781 --> 00:27:00,547 You knock out that cop, then you overpower those two. 253 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:01,847 You neutralize that one 254 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,717 and handcuff the big guy to the steering wheel. 255 00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:06,484 That's your plan? What if they start shooting? 256 00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:09,220 You're one of their own. They'll probably just aim for your legs. 257 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,728 -My legs? -Don't your legs grow back? 258 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:14,594 No. We're not like your kind, okay? 259 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:18,401 I'll tell you what, eat this. 260 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:21,303 -You become invincible. -Oh, good. Then you do it. 261 00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:24,809 I can't be seen breaking the law. I've got the right stuff. 262 00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:26,943 -The what? -The right stuff. 263 00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:28,980 It means I have a lot of courage. 264 00:27:29,047 --> 00:27:30,275 Now go! 265 00:27:30,849 --> 00:27:32,612 Go on! Go! Go! Go! 266 00:27:39,891 --> 00:27:41,984 Hey, Lem, something wrong? 267 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:48,090 Left flank. Move it! Move it! 268 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:51,192 As you can see, the army is taking positions, 269 00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:53,499 just like in The War of the Worlds, 270 00:27:53,571 --> 00:27:59,339 getting ready for our first close encounter with invaders from outer space. 271 00:28:14,893 --> 00:28:16,520 Attention! 272 00:28:19,831 --> 00:28:21,662 So they've come. 273 00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:25,760 -Captain! -Sir. 274 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,901 Have your men search the flying saucer. 275 00:28:29,974 --> 00:28:31,965 Yes, sir! Move! 276 00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:33,943 -Hazmat team, go! -Sir! 277 00:28:34,512 --> 00:28:38,573 Now our brave soldiers are entering the alien spaceship. 278 00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:42,076 It doesn't look big enough to be a space destroyer. 279 00:28:42,153 --> 00:28:43,313 It's dark in here. 280 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,023 Hey, look! 281 00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:49,053 No sign of the pilot, sir. 282 00:29:12,016 --> 00:29:13,745 Are you getting... 283 00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:24,823 I've never seen such a heinous weapon. 284 00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:27,925 We are up against a cruel, sadistic enemy. 285 00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:32,231 Seal off the town. I want that alien pilot found. 286 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,095 I protest! 287 00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:39,800 They're bumming me out with their bad vibrations 288 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:42,807 Well, there's one thing you've gotta do... 289 00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:45,907 Never mind, Captain. The alien is right here. 290 00:29:45,984 --> 00:29:48,009 -Grab him! -Yes, sir! 291 00:29:48,486 --> 00:29:50,317 Glar's not the alien! 292 00:29:50,388 --> 00:29:52,948 Oh, no? Then what do you call this? 293 00:29:53,691 --> 00:29:56,524 -Hair. He likes it long. -Very unusual. 294 00:29:57,028 --> 00:29:59,861 You might even say, very alien! 295 00:30:00,198 --> 00:30:04,362 Excuse me! General! He does go to the high school. 296 00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:09,267 Glar's just trying to say the aliens might be friendly. 297 00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:16,903 Lem! Lem, you know astronomy. 298 00:30:17,615 --> 00:30:20,277 If an alien came all this way, 299 00:30:20,718 --> 00:30:23,653 wouldn't it be smart enough to come in peace? 300 00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:28,256 No! No! No! No! No! 301 00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:39,961 I mean, they've come to harvest our organs, make us slaves. 302 00:30:40,438 --> 00:30:41,564 Me? 303 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:45,467 We should all, all of us, right now, go home and hide. 304 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,313 That's a sensible young man. Let him go. 305 00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:54,545 And the rest of you, go to your homes and wait for instructions. 306 00:30:59,157 --> 00:31:00,317 Hi. 307 00:31:00,658 --> 00:31:02,558 Go back to your homes. Show's over. 308 00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:25,606 Okay, come on, come on. 309 00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:28,348 Hurry up. Go! Go! Go! Go! 310 00:31:30,688 --> 00:31:32,588 Great! Just great! 311 00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:35,751 Look, I said I'd take you to your flying saucer, okay? 312 00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:38,489 Well, there it is. Now, leave. 313 00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:44,696 I'll get you a blanket and a pillow for the night. 314 00:32:00,685 --> 00:32:02,880 It's a miracle I'm gonna need. 315 00:32:26,878 --> 00:32:29,506 Oh, you... You like the stone? You like the stone? 316 00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:31,548 Go! Go! Go get it! 317 00:32:38,389 --> 00:32:40,220 There it is! Stop! 318 00:32:58,609 --> 00:32:59,974 Don't move! 319 00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:43,278 Aliens are quite like us, except they have two sets of teeth, 320 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:43,888 hypodermic fingertips and hypnotic eyes to control our brains 321 00:33:43,888 --> 00:33:48,621 hypodermic fingertips and hypnotic eyes to control our brains 322 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:52,424 and turn us into an army of zombies and destroy our world. 323 00:33:52,497 --> 00:33:53,521 What? 324 00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:58,501 Remember, anyone caught helping the aliens will go to jail. 325 00:33:58,569 --> 00:34:02,369 Jail? This is great! 326 00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:04,833 Yesterday, my life was perfect, 327 00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:09,505 and now, I'm the most wanted super-criminal in the world. 328 00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:12,074 At least you have a world. 329 00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:15,410 I'll probably never see mine again. 330 00:34:47,552 --> 00:34:50,544 Our preliminary procedures have been completed, sir. 331 00:34:50,621 --> 00:34:52,179 The spacecraft is quarantined. 332 00:34:52,256 --> 00:34:55,851 We're looking for a place for your headquarters, sir, and... 333 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:58,395 Still no trace of the alien, sir. 334 00:34:58,463 --> 00:35:01,364 Where would you hide if you were an alien? 335 00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:03,696 Hide? Bravo, General. 336 00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:09,206 An alien invader spends over $500 to fly across the universe to hide. 337 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:13,934 You clown! He's here to take over our minds! 338 00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:18,279 -Even yours! -Diabolical! 339 00:35:18,349 --> 00:35:20,442 Captain, place me under arrest. 340 00:35:20,518 --> 00:35:21,678 Not so fast, General. 341 00:35:21,752 --> 00:35:25,950 I've trained my superior intellect to recognize alien mind slaves. 342 00:35:29,827 --> 00:35:31,158 You're clean. 343 00:35:31,229 --> 00:35:35,325 But he's a zombie, and those two. 344 00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:39,493 How will we know who is a zombie? 345 00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:42,300 Well, zombies don't feel any pain. 346 00:35:46,010 --> 00:35:48,001 -You're clean. -You, too. 347 00:35:48,346 --> 00:35:52,407 General, you must capture the alien alive and bring it to me. 348 00:35:53,184 --> 00:35:57,052 I will unlock the secrets of its marvelous brain. 349 00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:59,418 Captain, search the town. 350 00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:03,017 Go door to door if you must, but find that alien. 351 00:36:14,705 --> 00:36:18,232 Hello, Plark, if that really is you. 352 00:36:18,809 --> 00:36:22,870 Have a nice day, Serbok, or should I call you by your alien name? 353 00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:28,584 It's you. It's you! 354 00:36:28,653 --> 00:36:29,711 It's you! 355 00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:34,281 How come I have to go to the dentist if it's the end of the world, Mom? 356 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:36,553 Invasion or not, you've got to go. 357 00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:39,187 My mom's a zombie! Help! 358 00:36:43,568 --> 00:36:45,035 Zombie! 359 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:59,707 Okay, right, so, this is the last street we're gonna do today. 360 00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:18,362 -Okay, let's start at this end. -Wait. I think I'm a zombie. 361 00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:22,634 I'm hearing an irritating, piercing voice in the back of my head. 362 00:37:22,707 --> 00:37:24,402 -Oh, shut up. It's me. -It's there again! 363 00:37:24,475 --> 00:37:26,238 It's me, you moron. 364 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:37,611 Hey, what's that? 365 00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:44,226 Hey, look. 366 00:37:47,064 --> 00:37:48,463 That's funny! 367 00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:55,367 Look at it! Look at the dog! 368 00:37:56,841 --> 00:37:58,035 Mom? 369 00:38:00,678 --> 00:38:03,010 Mom? Mom! Don't come in! 370 00:38:10,688 --> 00:38:13,748 Rover? Boy, am I glad to see you! Rover! 371 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,692 Rover? 372 00:38:17,428 --> 00:38:20,522 He's a probe we sent to take pictures of your world. 373 00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:25,467 Hey, a planet full of aliens, and you sent back pictures of rocks? 374 00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:27,897 Bad boy! Bad boy. 375 00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:32,702 -Mom, don't come in! -The alien! 376 00:38:34,378 --> 00:38:36,141 Can I get your autograph? 377 00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:39,011 Eckle, this isn't a comic book, okay? It's serious. 378 00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:42,450 I don't mind. It comes with being a national hero. 379 00:38:46,557 --> 00:38:48,991 And... And my Humaniacs poster? 380 00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:52,456 And my... And my chest? 381 00:38:54,465 --> 00:38:56,490 Hey, how about a snapshot? 382 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,158 Get one of me looking up at the stars. 383 00:38:58,235 --> 00:39:01,204 -Mom! -I saw the alien last night. 384 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,572 I am so in. 385 00:39:03,641 --> 00:39:06,701 I got this guy wrapped around my little finger. 386 00:39:06,944 --> 00:39:09,913 Let me tell you, this alien's not so scary. 387 00:39:13,951 --> 00:39:16,681 Your personal chef reporting for duty, sir. 388 00:39:16,754 --> 00:39:19,416 May I give you some tasty suggestions for tonight? 389 00:39:19,490 --> 00:39:22,687 I've got a list of the fattest teachers in my school 390 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,625 in case you're looking for a light snack. 391 00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:27,425 Skiff, stop. He's not here to eat us or anything. 392 00:39:27,498 --> 00:39:29,762 He's harmless to everyone but me. 393 00:39:29,834 --> 00:39:31,802 Better let me do the talking. 394 00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:34,599 I think he's eyeing you for dessert. 395 00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:39,907 It's kind of cute, the way he does that. 396 00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:43,605 Oh, great. Let's just have a party! 397 00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:48,518 We're doing a routine search for the alien. 398 00:39:49,453 --> 00:39:51,683 Don't shoot! Don't shoot. 399 00:39:52,423 --> 00:39:54,414 It's trying to control our minds. 400 00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:56,960 -What do we do? -Don't look in its eyes. 401 00:39:57,027 --> 00:39:59,461 That's how they take over your brain. 402 00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:02,055 Brains? That's right, brains! 403 00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:06,128 You are my zombie slaves. 404 00:40:06,637 --> 00:40:10,300 -I want to control your brains. -It's inside my head! 405 00:40:10,374 --> 00:40:12,899 Its will is too strong! 406 00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:21,651 Hey, Macarena 407 00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:24,517 -Command us, Master. -Command us, Master. 408 00:40:24,889 --> 00:40:28,655 -Command me, too. -It's not real. 409 00:40:28,859 --> 00:40:31,327 I think I know when I'm being mind-controlled. 410 00:40:31,395 --> 00:40:34,592 Hey, maybe they could get me on my ship. 411 00:40:37,535 --> 00:40:40,060 I'm leaning toward "probably not." 412 00:40:43,007 --> 00:40:44,702 ...an extensive search. 413 00:40:44,809 --> 00:40:46,970 -But I think I know who can. -In the meantime at the landing site, 414 00:40:47,044 --> 00:40:51,071 just to the left of me here, everything is checked and double-checked. 415 00:40:51,148 --> 00:40:53,742 The High Command taking control of the situation... 416 00:40:54,351 --> 00:40:57,115 You want our home for your headquarters? 417 00:40:57,555 --> 00:41:00,649 Gee, that would be a great honor. 418 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,886 Honey, tell Lem we have guests. 419 00:41:05,763 --> 00:41:08,163 Lem, there's someone you'd like to... 420 00:41:17,575 --> 00:41:19,042 Check the papers. 421 00:41:19,109 --> 00:41:21,475 Kiss the ship goodbye, Rover. 422 00:41:25,382 --> 00:41:27,976 You really think you can get me on TV? 423 00:41:28,686 --> 00:41:31,154 You're the biggest story in history. 424 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:34,055 -The whole planet will watch. -The whole planet? 425 00:41:34,124 --> 00:41:35,614 Interesting. 426 00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:39,258 I left my hair products on the ship, but I could improvise. 427 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:42,629 You know, astronauts have to deal with any kind of emergency. 428 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:45,794 I get it. He can tell everyone he's peaceful. 429 00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:48,668 All we need is a safe place, that TV reporter, 430 00:41:48,739 --> 00:41:51,105 and then we can all get on with our lives. 431 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:53,700 Skiff, the comic book store, let's go there. 432 00:41:53,777 --> 00:41:57,873 Okay, but if he's not housebroken, you're cleaning up his mess. 433 00:41:58,282 --> 00:42:00,443 We need a slogan, like something that says, 434 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:04,511 "It's a bummer to make war on the aliens when we should make..." 435 00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:08,719 Hey, Neera! Hi! Hi! 436 00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:10,885 Kill any aliens, Lem? 437 00:42:10,961 --> 00:42:14,124 Oh, no, you don't understand. These soldiers aren't... 438 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:16,666 Oh, great! This day gets better and better. 439 00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:26,471 General Grawl, you better take a look at this. 440 00:42:31,348 --> 00:42:33,373 Professor, take a look. 441 00:42:34,351 --> 00:42:37,081 This is obviously alien writing. 442 00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:43,249 It says, "Surrender or die," 443 00:42:43,827 --> 00:42:47,593 and this is a list of surrender terms. 444 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,128 Diabolical. 445 00:42:50,634 --> 00:42:53,194 What are you doing in Lem's room? 446 00:42:54,772 --> 00:42:57,104 I'm afraid your son is a zombie. 447 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:04,643 -Hey, kid, what's bugging you? -Neera. 448 00:43:04,715 --> 00:43:08,116 -What is that, like an alien hernia? -Well, sort of. 449 00:43:08,185 --> 00:43:12,918 It's the girl of my dreams, and now she hates me. 450 00:43:13,657 --> 00:43:17,423 Hate's a strong word. Maybe she just dislikes you. 451 00:43:18,062 --> 00:43:20,860 Plus, there's another guy, Glar. 452 00:43:21,231 --> 00:43:23,028 Okay. You know your problem? 453 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:26,763 It's not Glar or Neera. It's Lem. 454 00:43:27,204 --> 00:43:29,695 Look at you. You're so left-brain. 455 00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:31,741 Or is it right brain? Whatever. 456 00:43:31,809 --> 00:43:35,267 You're like the chief of control. You've got to loosen up. 457 00:43:35,346 --> 00:43:38,713 We've got a little time. You, my friend, are in luck. 458 00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:41,307 The doctor is in. 459 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,555 Me and green bean need to talk. 460 00:43:50,494 --> 00:43:53,520 Before we begin, I have a technical question. 461 00:43:53,597 --> 00:43:56,896 Are you considered very ugly on this planet? 462 00:43:56,967 --> 00:43:58,764 -What? -Because I can't tell. 463 00:43:58,836 --> 00:43:59,894 No. 464 00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:03,235 -I mean, I'm okay. -Oh, good. Good. 465 00:44:06,143 --> 00:44:08,008 Why do chicks dig me? 466 00:44:08,078 --> 00:44:11,536 Because I'm handsome? Because I'm an astronaut? 467 00:44:13,884 --> 00:44:15,442 Yes, and yes. 468 00:44:15,519 --> 00:44:19,751 But it's also because of Chuck Baker's three steps to romance. 469 00:44:20,424 --> 00:44:21,652 Spot your prey. 470 00:44:21,725 --> 00:44:24,785 Make your move. Show no mercy. 471 00:44:26,864 --> 00:44:28,263 Hey, baby. 472 00:44:30,134 --> 00:44:32,227 I saw you across the bar. 473 00:44:32,302 --> 00:44:36,602 Are sparks flying or is this place on fire? 474 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,841 -You're sure you're not ugly, right? -I think so. 475 00:44:40,911 --> 00:44:44,711 Baby, tomorrow I go up in space, maybe never to return. 476 00:44:47,117 --> 00:44:52,054 Let's make our last night a night to remember. 477 00:44:54,091 --> 00:44:56,150 Lem! The cork! 478 00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:58,918 The cork! Remember the plan! 479 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:03,690 The only plan here is to get Chuck on TV. 480 00:45:04,301 --> 00:45:07,862 I'll be right back with the reporter. I'm leaving you in charge. 481 00:45:07,938 --> 00:45:09,462 In charge? 482 00:45:11,575 --> 00:45:12,974 You heard him. 483 00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:15,375 Things are going to be different around here. 484 00:45:15,446 --> 00:45:17,437 My wish is your command. 485 00:45:20,417 --> 00:45:23,147 Come on, boys, let's track down this story. 486 00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:25,916 We need an alien for the 6:00 news. 487 00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:29,818 Wait! Stop! Hey! 488 00:45:30,594 --> 00:45:33,586 -We're really upset! -Yeah. 489 00:45:33,664 --> 00:45:36,098 -Upset we really are. -Yeah. 490 00:45:36,166 --> 00:45:38,361 Are we upset, really? 491 00:45:39,503 --> 00:45:42,131 Neera! I need to talk to you. 492 00:45:42,506 --> 00:45:44,804 I thought you were after the alien. 493 00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:47,742 -That's not what's going on. -Then what is? 494 00:45:48,178 --> 00:45:49,270 I... 495 00:45:49,713 --> 00:45:51,908 Mysterious Lem 496 00:45:53,283 --> 00:45:56,411 Tell us the secrets of your heart 497 00:45:59,323 --> 00:46:00,790 I can't say. 498 00:46:02,292 --> 00:46:04,089 Lem, I always thought we'd be together, 499 00:46:04,161 --> 00:46:07,892 but I need someone who doesn't always believe what he's been told. 500 00:46:08,565 --> 00:46:14,367 It's like Glar says, "The times, they are a-different." 501 00:46:14,972 --> 00:46:16,769 Maybe you should go. 502 00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:27,049 -Hey, baby. -What? 503 00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:29,017 Is this place sparking 504 00:46:29,086 --> 00:46:34,046 or is fire making this a night to show no mercy? 505 00:46:34,691 --> 00:46:37,319 Did I happen to mention I'm not ugly? 506 00:46:38,996 --> 00:46:40,554 Are you crazy? 507 00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:51,065 Hey, is this guy giving you bad vibrations? 508 00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:53,471 Lem was just leaving. 509 00:46:56,413 --> 00:46:58,244 I'm hungry, guys. 510 00:47:05,289 --> 00:47:06,415 Are you kidding me? 511 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:09,288 If you have to do a number one, use these papers. 512 00:47:09,359 --> 00:47:12,089 If you have to do a number two, go outside. 513 00:47:12,162 --> 00:47:15,859 And, if it's number three, I can't help you. 514 00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:21,030 Got you, alien! Victory or extinction! 515 00:47:21,305 --> 00:47:26,504 Oh, yeah? In space, no one can hear you scream! 516 00:47:27,477 --> 00:47:30,241 -You missed! -Crush, kill, destroy. 517 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:32,581 Crush, kill, destroy. 518 00:47:32,749 --> 00:47:35,741 Hey, Master! We want to be destroyed, too! 519 00:47:39,122 --> 00:47:40,680 Quick, cover the camera! 520 00:47:40,757 --> 00:47:44,124 If it gets damaged again, we'll have to pay for it. 521 00:47:56,540 --> 00:48:00,533 You're afraid of a widdle storm. It's nothing. You see? 522 00:48:06,683 --> 00:48:07,945 Rover! 523 00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:21,826 Rover! 524 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:26,393 Sit, Rover! Sit! Stop! Heel! Roll over! Come back! Listen... 525 00:48:26,470 --> 00:48:28,802 You can't escape the tractor beam. 526 00:48:28,872 --> 00:48:31,636 It's pulling you to your doom! 527 00:48:39,983 --> 00:48:42,383 6:00 news, here we go. 528 00:48:50,794 --> 00:48:52,989 ...going on a journey. 529 00:48:53,297 --> 00:48:55,822 Soon, we will crush the rebel alliance 530 00:48:55,899 --> 00:48:58,390 and control the galaxy. 531 00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:02,469 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 532 00:49:02,539 --> 00:49:06,441 You are a rebel spy and a traitor to the Empire. 533 00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:08,642 Take her away. 534 00:49:08,712 --> 00:49:09,906 Skiff! 535 00:49:13,150 --> 00:49:16,677 Hasta la vista, baby. You are terminated. 536 00:49:17,721 --> 00:49:20,212 General, over there. Aren't those comic books? 537 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,949 Captain, get your men! 538 00:49:24,695 --> 00:49:26,128 We gotta get out of here now! 539 00:49:29,066 --> 00:49:32,160 Move it! Move it! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 540 00:49:33,070 --> 00:49:34,697 Chuck, come on! 541 00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:39,135 -Sorry, pal. Too dangerous. -But... 542 00:49:39,209 --> 00:49:40,369 Out! 543 00:49:41,878 --> 00:49:43,505 You there! Stop! 544 00:49:47,851 --> 00:49:49,819 Don't lose him, sir! 545 00:49:51,421 --> 00:49:52,410 Wow! 546 00:50:01,164 --> 00:50:03,632 Don't you ever run off like that. 547 00:50:04,201 --> 00:50:06,396 What if they took you to the pound? 548 00:50:06,470 --> 00:50:08,495 How would I find you? 549 00:50:09,306 --> 00:50:10,432 Lem? 550 00:50:13,777 --> 00:50:15,210 Oh, boy! 551 00:50:26,590 --> 00:50:28,319 We'd better run! 552 00:50:31,228 --> 00:50:32,593 Let's move! 553 00:50:35,966 --> 00:50:38,400 Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! 554 00:50:40,404 --> 00:50:42,736 Move it! Move it! Move it! Go! 555 00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:52,410 Let the doctor handle this. 556 00:50:52,482 --> 00:50:56,213 Ladies, who wants to meet an astronaut? 557 00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:01,255 -Ladies! One at a time! -Chuck! 558 00:51:02,225 --> 00:51:03,886 I'm on Facebook. 559 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:14,200 Ready? 560 00:51:19,810 --> 00:51:21,710 Look out! The monster! 561 00:51:26,616 --> 00:51:28,345 It's getting away! 562 00:51:31,788 --> 00:51:34,120 -Got you! -Rover? No! 563 00:51:38,962 --> 00:51:41,590 -Quick, hotwire the car! -What? Hotwire the who? 564 00:51:41,665 --> 00:51:44,725 When are you green goobers going to evolve? 565 00:52:11,728 --> 00:52:15,061 -Attention, all personnel. -What's the matter? 566 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:17,327 Why did he do it? 567 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:21,496 I was gonna teach him to beg and everything. 568 00:52:25,242 --> 00:52:30,737 Amazing! The alien's brain is so powerful, it's controlling them even now. 569 00:52:31,348 --> 00:52:33,646 What is it telling you to do? 570 00:52:35,218 --> 00:52:38,619 I think I'm supposed to dig a hive for the alien queen. 571 00:52:38,688 --> 00:52:41,156 Yeah. I'm supposed to blow up things. 572 00:52:41,224 --> 00:52:43,988 -I mean, unless you need help with the hive. -Oh, no, I'm good. 573 00:52:44,060 --> 00:52:45,322 -You sure? -I'm good. 574 00:52:45,395 --> 00:52:47,659 Never mind them, Professor. 575 00:52:48,465 --> 00:52:50,865 This thing has all the answers. 576 00:52:52,502 --> 00:52:55,335 Where's your master? Talk! 577 00:52:59,276 --> 00:53:02,575 The flying saucer is going to an undisclosed location 578 00:53:02,646 --> 00:53:04,841 to be taken apart and studied. 579 00:53:04,915 --> 00:53:09,318 This reporter is now going to reveal to you where that location is. 580 00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:13,417 This reporter has just been told that if I do that, 581 00:53:13,490 --> 00:53:15,355 I will be taken apart and studied. 582 00:53:25,635 --> 00:53:28,069 Oh, look. That's perfect. That's great. 583 00:53:28,138 --> 00:53:30,402 Oh, just great! Perfect! 584 00:53:31,007 --> 00:53:34,135 John Glenn goes around the world, he's a senator for life. 585 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,441 I went across the fricking universe! 586 00:53:36,513 --> 00:53:38,572 I should be governor, minimum! 587 00:53:38,648 --> 00:53:42,812 But, no, I'm marooned here on this stupid rock! 588 00:53:48,391 --> 00:53:50,882 This stupid rock is my home, 589 00:53:50,961 --> 00:53:54,624 or it was until you came along and ruined everything! 590 00:53:54,698 --> 00:53:57,531 I want my life back, unless, I don't know, 591 00:53:57,601 --> 00:53:59,762 maybe there's something else you want to ruin. 592 00:53:59,836 --> 00:54:01,326 Who's that? 593 00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:04,871 My boss. 594 00:54:07,677 --> 00:54:11,909 Sorry, Mr. Hucklo. It's just for one little night. 595 00:54:11,982 --> 00:54:16,009 Maybe a week. I really hope this doesn't affect our working relationship. 596 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:28,096 Oh, great! Just great! Fired. 597 00:54:28,765 --> 00:54:32,724 Say, why don't you just harvest my organs and get it over with? 598 00:54:39,409 --> 00:54:42,810 Oh, great. Now look what you did. You made him really upset. 599 00:54:45,482 --> 00:54:46,574 Lem? 600 00:55:00,363 --> 00:55:01,557 Lem? 601 00:55:09,806 --> 00:55:11,706 You're looking right at my home. 602 00:55:12,575 --> 00:55:15,135 See that star, the little red one? 603 00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:18,641 Circling that star is a planet called Earth. 604 00:55:18,715 --> 00:55:22,617 It's about 20 billion miles away, give or take. 605 00:55:22,686 --> 00:55:24,381 There's no way space is that big. 606 00:55:24,454 --> 00:55:26,479 What? Are you kidding? 607 00:55:27,023 --> 00:55:31,960 There's billions of galaxies, and each galaxy has billions of stars. 608 00:55:32,829 --> 00:55:37,732 Next to that, kid, our planets are just dust in the wind. 609 00:55:39,002 --> 00:55:42,028 So, nothing I knew was right? 610 00:55:43,473 --> 00:55:45,839 Come on. You knew about Neera. 611 00:55:46,376 --> 00:55:47,968 I mean, look at her. 612 00:55:48,044 --> 00:55:51,775 Lose the antennae, get some plastic surgery, she's a hottie. 613 00:55:52,148 --> 00:55:54,844 I don't have the right stuff, like you. 614 00:55:58,988 --> 00:56:00,182 Kid... 615 00:56:02,759 --> 00:56:04,886 I never had the right stuff. 616 00:56:07,630 --> 00:56:11,157 I'm a button pusher, Spam in a can. 617 00:56:12,268 --> 00:56:15,465 I don't even fly the ship. It's all automatic. 618 00:56:16,573 --> 00:56:20,441 I only got this far on charm and my rugged good looks. 619 00:56:22,712 --> 00:56:26,512 You risked everything to help a stranger from another world. 620 00:56:27,884 --> 00:56:30,580 You're the one with the right stuff. 621 00:56:32,555 --> 00:56:34,216 Get out of here. 622 00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:39,660 Finally! We've been looking for you! 623 00:56:39,729 --> 00:56:40,923 Guys! 624 00:56:41,765 --> 00:56:44,598 Great hiding spot. I call the closet. 625 00:56:44,667 --> 00:56:47,602 No way! Let's go fight the army. 626 00:56:47,670 --> 00:56:51,197 How's your species at hiding? Can you change your skin to this color? 627 00:56:51,274 --> 00:56:55,335 Your call, Captain Baker. What's it going to be, fight or hide? 628 00:56:56,212 --> 00:56:57,509 Neither. 629 00:56:57,914 --> 00:57:00,144 I think Lem's saying he wants the closet. 630 00:57:00,216 --> 00:57:04,516 I'll tell you what it's going to be. We're gonna go get Chuck back to his ship. 631 00:57:04,587 --> 00:57:07,988 Skiff, you were right about Base 9. That's where they have his ship. 632 00:57:08,057 --> 00:57:11,549 -But we don't know where it is. -Yes, we do. 633 00:57:11,628 --> 00:57:15,894 Rover found me. He's also programmed to find my ship. 634 00:57:16,766 --> 00:57:18,734 Wait, where is Rover? 635 00:57:20,303 --> 00:57:24,330 -It's too painful to talk about. -It's okay. 636 00:57:24,841 --> 00:57:27,105 They've got him at the comic book shop. 637 00:57:27,177 --> 00:57:29,805 Well, then, we've got to go get him. 638 00:57:29,879 --> 00:57:32,780 Hold on. The whole army's looking for you two. 639 00:57:32,849 --> 00:57:34,874 You can't just stroll through town. 640 00:57:36,886 --> 00:57:40,549 Wait, wait, that new movie, doesn't that open tonight? 641 00:57:40,857 --> 00:57:42,791 Yeah. Why? 642 00:57:55,071 --> 00:57:59,371 The citizens of Glipforg are undaunted by alien invaders 643 00:57:59,442 --> 00:58:02,878 and are bravely going about their normal routines. 644 00:58:04,247 --> 00:58:05,509 Got you! 645 00:58:06,983 --> 00:58:09,816 There's the comic book store. Let's go. 646 00:58:20,463 --> 00:58:22,488 What great costumes! 647 00:58:22,565 --> 00:58:25,591 You two are finalists. Up on stage. 648 00:58:25,668 --> 00:58:28,501 We're not here to enter the contest. 649 00:58:29,072 --> 00:58:31,700 Then why are you dressed like aliens? 650 00:58:32,675 --> 00:58:36,270 We're here to win the contest. 651 00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:38,507 -What? -Yeah, good. 652 00:58:38,581 --> 00:58:40,208 Trust me. Trust me. 653 00:58:51,661 --> 00:58:53,561 Private, come here. 654 00:59:02,338 --> 00:59:04,169 Hold your fire, soldier. 655 00:59:04,607 --> 00:59:06,598 Take us to your leader. 656 00:59:08,044 --> 00:59:12,481 Welcome to the Humaniacs III Costume Contest. 657 00:59:19,956 --> 00:59:23,756 We're really upset! We're really upset! 658 00:59:24,527 --> 00:59:26,961 Let's hear it for the finalists. 659 00:59:27,830 --> 00:59:29,525 What are we supposed to do? 660 00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:32,830 Give them their daily minimum dose of Chuck. 661 00:59:33,336 --> 00:59:35,429 Hello, Humaniacs! 662 00:59:56,693 --> 00:59:58,786 Come on, Lem! 663 01:00:10,306 --> 01:00:12,467 Look at me. Watch this. 664 01:00:18,715 --> 01:00:20,410 Yeah! That's it! 665 01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,052 Bust a move, green machine. 666 01:00:43,239 --> 01:00:44,866 All right! 667 01:00:52,849 --> 01:00:54,282 The alien! 668 01:01:06,763 --> 01:01:07,991 Lem! 669 01:01:08,631 --> 01:01:10,394 Over here! 670 01:01:11,267 --> 01:01:12,791 There he is! 671 01:01:18,374 --> 01:01:21,673 All of these costumes! Sir, how do we find the alien? 672 01:01:21,744 --> 01:01:25,009 Simple, Captain. Like us, the alien is in uniform. 673 01:01:26,582 --> 01:01:28,106 Grab him! 674 01:01:28,184 --> 01:01:30,311 -I got you! -Chuck! 675 01:01:31,287 --> 01:01:33,016 No! No! Get off! 676 01:01:34,857 --> 01:01:36,620 Okay, keep back. 677 01:01:43,633 --> 01:01:44,861 Move. 678 01:01:51,974 --> 01:01:55,102 Time to meet the monster face to face. 679 01:02:01,484 --> 01:02:06,012 Look at it, Professor. It's hideous. And that smell... 680 01:02:06,589 --> 01:02:09,854 Hey, you try wearing the same suit for three weeks. 681 01:02:12,261 --> 01:02:14,252 What a remarkable brain you must have. 682 01:02:14,330 --> 01:02:18,994 An incision here and here, it should pop right out. 683 01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:25,507 No! You're making a mistake! He's friendly! 684 01:02:26,776 --> 01:02:28,471 This poor boy's obviously a zombie. 685 01:02:28,544 --> 01:02:31,012 -I'll remove his brain, too. -What? 686 01:02:44,494 --> 01:02:47,361 You are no longer needed, slave. 687 01:02:48,030 --> 01:02:51,830 I release you. Return to your puny life. 688 01:02:52,802 --> 01:02:55,032 Kid, I'm going down anyway. 689 01:02:55,872 --> 01:02:58,602 There's no need for you to come with me. 690 01:02:59,742 --> 01:03:01,733 Thanks for everything. 691 01:03:04,647 --> 01:03:06,638 How about it, Professor? 692 01:03:07,683 --> 01:03:09,446 Difficult to tell. 693 01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:13,756 Do you still believe the alien is friendly? 694 01:03:18,427 --> 01:03:21,828 -No. -This boy is free! 695 01:03:23,099 --> 01:03:27,832 Oh, Lem! We're so glad you're not a zombie! 696 01:03:28,337 --> 01:03:30,703 What about the alien spawn, sir? 697 01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:34,598 I want it destroyed, one little piece at a time. 698 01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:43,509 All right, let's get these aliens to Base 9! 699 01:03:45,555 --> 01:03:47,455 Not that it exists. 700 01:03:56,432 --> 01:03:57,763 Move it! 701 01:03:59,735 --> 01:04:01,066 Go on. 702 01:04:02,171 --> 01:04:03,570 Get in! 703 01:04:20,590 --> 01:04:23,889 We're here to honor a young man who survived 704 01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:27,896 a harrowing ordeal at the hands of the alien monster. 705 01:04:28,297 --> 01:04:30,094 Lem, come on out! 706 01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:32,725 Son? 707 01:04:38,808 --> 01:04:43,074 Lem, I understand you'll be working right here after you graduate, 708 01:04:43,145 --> 01:04:45,841 teaching about the mysteries of space. 709 01:04:45,915 --> 01:04:48,748 Give us a preview of what we'll learn. 710 01:04:52,188 --> 01:04:55,419 Well, we know everything about our universe. 711 01:04:56,125 --> 01:05:00,323 -It's 500 miles long -500 miles! 712 01:05:03,933 --> 01:05:05,867 -Remarkable! -I can't. 713 01:05:06,802 --> 01:05:10,636 Space isn't 500 miles. It's not. 714 01:05:10,706 --> 01:05:13,539 It's so much bigger than we can imagine. 715 01:05:14,277 --> 01:05:18,714 There's billions of galaxies, and each galaxy has billions of stars, 716 01:05:18,781 --> 01:05:21,614 and next to that, our planet is just... 717 01:05:23,786 --> 01:05:25,219 Excuse me. 718 01:05:39,802 --> 01:05:40,962 Lem? 719 01:05:42,138 --> 01:05:46,438 I know I was kind of harsh. I'm really sorry. 720 01:05:49,211 --> 01:05:50,769 Oh, hi, Neera. 721 01:05:51,247 --> 01:05:53,977 -What are you doing? -It's called hotwiring. 722 01:05:54,050 --> 01:05:56,575 It's how they start cars on Earth. 723 01:05:56,652 --> 01:05:59,815 Lem, I was thinking... 724 01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:03,884 Well, you know, now that this is all over... 725 01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,986 -Yeah, Neera? -Maybe we could... 726 01:06:10,599 --> 01:06:13,193 Lem, you left everyone hanging! 727 01:06:14,303 --> 01:06:17,101 -I'm going to go find Chuck. -But how? 728 01:06:17,173 --> 01:06:20,700 -It's impossible without Rover! -My little Rovie. 729 01:06:23,346 --> 01:06:26,747 I can still hear his wagging little antenna. 730 01:06:27,183 --> 01:06:28,673 Rover? 731 01:06:28,851 --> 01:06:30,375 Rover! 732 01:06:32,555 --> 01:06:34,716 Rover! Rover! 733 01:06:35,591 --> 01:06:36,751 You're alive! 734 01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:39,021 But how did you get out? 735 01:06:43,332 --> 01:06:44,924 Good going, boy! 736 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:48,232 Rover, Rover, can you find Chuck? Where's Chuck? 737 01:07:03,319 --> 01:07:05,219 You're going with me? 738 01:07:07,723 --> 01:07:09,190 All right! 739 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:26,508 Thought you could take over our world? 740 01:07:26,575 --> 01:07:28,770 Your kind knows no decency. 741 01:07:29,879 --> 01:07:33,212 -You mean chick magnets? -No, aliens. 742 01:07:33,949 --> 01:07:35,940 Tell us your invasion plans. 743 01:07:36,018 --> 01:07:38,782 And don't bother taking over my mind. 744 01:07:38,854 --> 01:07:41,948 If you do, Captain Kisno has orders to shoot me. 745 01:07:42,324 --> 01:07:44,087 If you take over Captain Kisno's mind, 746 01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,287 Lieutenant Groit has orders to shoot him. 747 01:07:46,362 --> 01:07:47,852 If you take over Lieutenant Groit's mind, 748 01:07:47,930 --> 01:07:51,388 Sergeant York will shoot Captain Kisno, Lieutenant Groit and myself, 749 01:07:51,467 --> 01:07:53,230 along with these three soldiers. 750 01:07:53,302 --> 01:07:55,964 Each man has a designated target in the squad. 751 01:07:56,038 --> 01:07:58,632 Should you succeed in taking over all our minds, 752 01:07:58,707 --> 01:08:02,541 Corporal Hisk has orders to electrocute everyone. 753 01:08:02,611 --> 01:08:07,913 If this fails, the entire base is rigged to blow at the touch of a button. 754 01:08:07,983 --> 01:08:11,180 General, sir? Am I supposed to shoot Hecknavar or Kolski? 755 01:08:11,253 --> 01:08:13,517 -I shoot Kolski. -No. You shoot Meckavoy. 756 01:08:13,589 --> 01:08:16,149 -Well, then who shoots Kolski? -I can shoot myself. 757 01:08:16,225 --> 01:08:18,989 That won't be necessary. Hecknavar, you shoot Kolski, 758 01:08:19,061 --> 01:08:21,461 Captain Kisno and graze Corporal Hisk. 759 01:08:21,530 --> 01:08:22,827 Yes, sir! 760 01:08:22,898 --> 01:08:24,263 Not yet! 761 01:08:25,734 --> 01:08:26,962 -Drop your weapon! -You. 762 01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:28,025 No! You first. 763 01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:30,572 -You're mine, Hecknavar! -I'm not taking my eyes off Kisno. 764 01:08:30,639 --> 01:08:32,368 Drop it, dirtbag! 765 01:08:43,752 --> 01:08:45,379 Hold your fire! 766 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:58,559 Hold your fire! 767 01:09:01,937 --> 01:09:04,872 Captain Kisno, get everyone out of here. 768 01:09:06,876 --> 01:09:09,674 You're not thinking all this is my fault, right? 769 01:09:09,745 --> 01:09:12,145 All right, if you won't tell us, 770 01:09:12,648 --> 01:09:15,276 there's another way to unlock the secrets of your brain. 771 01:09:15,351 --> 01:09:17,182 Professor Kipple! 772 01:09:19,522 --> 01:09:21,114 He's all yours. 773 01:09:56,325 --> 01:09:58,486 He thinks we've found him. 774 01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:06,263 Hang on, Chuck. We'll find you. 775 01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:21,611 There you are. I was just warming up for you. 776 01:10:22,785 --> 01:10:25,015 Now, we'll have that brain out in no time. 777 01:10:25,087 --> 01:10:27,555 You don't want my brain. It's useless. 778 01:10:27,623 --> 01:10:32,356 I spent four years at a party school. Trust me, it's mush. 779 01:10:36,565 --> 01:10:38,863 Hello? Anyone here? 780 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:48,438 -Skiff, what are you doing? -Come on. No one's around. 781 01:10:48,510 --> 01:10:50,774 I'm not going to get caught. 782 01:11:06,428 --> 01:11:09,329 Hey! Look, look, look. I'm paying! I'm paying! 783 01:11:27,016 --> 01:11:29,416 The thing with the... 784 01:11:29,485 --> 01:11:33,216 I mean, it just went over the... Wow! 785 01:11:59,848 --> 01:12:01,110 Base 9. 786 01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:04,884 This is amazing! I was right again! 787 01:12:09,658 --> 01:12:12,320 How do we get in without being seen? 788 01:12:26,909 --> 01:12:31,039 Well, I tried to get along tried to play along happily 789 01:12:32,014 --> 01:12:35,745 But I'm sorry, Officer Your rules ain't no good for me 790 01:12:37,753 --> 01:12:41,382 There's one thing you've got to do And that's stick it to the man 791 01:12:41,457 --> 01:12:43,891 Stick it to the, stick it to the... 792 01:12:43,959 --> 01:12:45,551 Stick it to... 793 01:12:49,231 --> 01:12:50,562 Now! 794 01:12:54,403 --> 01:12:55,529 Cool. 795 01:12:58,907 --> 01:13:01,876 I don't suppose your planet's invented painkillers? 796 01:13:51,026 --> 01:13:53,824 Yeah! Good work, Rover! 797 01:14:00,502 --> 01:14:04,336 Guys! This is so Luke Skywalker! 798 01:14:05,808 --> 01:14:08,743 By the way, you're not brother and sister, right? 799 01:14:08,811 --> 01:14:11,974 -How much time is left? -Just enough. 800 01:14:12,047 --> 01:14:14,982 Rover here will take us right to my ship. 801 01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:19,815 That's a funny place for his antenna. 802 01:14:21,490 --> 01:14:24,323 Captain, I want the whole base on red alert! 803 01:14:24,393 --> 01:14:25,758 Yes, sir! 804 01:14:25,828 --> 01:14:28,194 General, you must save its brain! 805 01:14:28,263 --> 01:14:31,061 I'm more concerned with saving a world. 806 01:14:55,257 --> 01:14:57,953 That professor's a genius. 807 01:14:58,227 --> 01:15:01,663 I feel positively effervescent. 808 01:15:01,730 --> 01:15:04,426 In fine fettle. What a salubrious experience! 809 01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:06,629 Well said. Cheers! 810 01:15:34,396 --> 01:15:35,624 My ship! 811 01:15:36,164 --> 01:15:37,825 Way to go, kid! 812 01:15:44,773 --> 01:15:47,173 Step away from the flying saucer! 813 01:15:48,877 --> 01:15:51,175 And put your hands in the air. 814 01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:07,292 There was never a chance you'd get away. 815 01:16:11,833 --> 01:16:15,462 You'd destroy the whole base just to get me? 816 01:16:15,537 --> 01:16:18,870 -That is sick! -Actually, it's kind of flattering. 817 01:16:18,941 --> 01:16:22,707 Sick? Sick, young lady, is helping the enemy of your world. 818 01:16:22,778 --> 01:16:27,442 Sick is befriending a creature that's so completely different. 819 01:16:28,050 --> 01:16:31,747 Sick is... Well, look, it's right in front of you! 820 01:16:32,788 --> 01:16:37,555 I'm sorry, Professor. It's too dangerous to let the alien live another minute. 821 01:16:41,229 --> 01:16:42,992 Wait! Wait! Wait! Stop! 822 01:16:43,365 --> 01:16:48,962 General, I know what you're afraid of, and it's not Chuck. 823 01:16:49,471 --> 01:16:52,406 It's not monsters or aliens. 824 01:16:52,975 --> 01:16:55,068 It's the unknown. 825 01:16:56,178 --> 01:17:01,946 I've spent my whole life running from it, and I think maybe you have, too, 826 01:17:03,018 --> 01:17:07,352 but I'm telling you, the unknown isn't something to be afraid of. 827 01:17:08,123 --> 01:17:10,216 It can be your best friend. 828 01:17:10,292 --> 01:17:14,194 And just when you think that it means the end of everything you know, 829 01:17:14,863 --> 01:17:17,832 it's really just the beginning. 830 01:17:20,335 --> 01:17:23,736 Base destruct, two minutes. 831 01:17:25,374 --> 01:17:27,706 What are you looking at? Run! 832 01:17:35,083 --> 01:17:36,573 Take that! 833 01:17:45,193 --> 01:17:47,161 Everyone on board! Let's go! 834 01:17:47,229 --> 01:17:51,928 Attention, all personnel. Evacuate base immediately. 835 01:17:59,841 --> 01:18:02,901 -What are you doing? -I can't leave him here. 836 01:18:03,445 --> 01:18:06,471 -Why not? -Because he's got the right stuff. 837 01:18:30,138 --> 01:18:33,437 Base destruct, 60 seconds. 838 01:18:40,882 --> 01:18:43,316 -There's no time for autopilot. -What's the matter now? 839 01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:46,513 I'm going to have to pilot this bucket. 840 01:19:06,174 --> 01:19:08,870 Base destruct in 15 seconds. 841 01:19:08,944 --> 01:19:11,674 She is so heavy! 842 01:19:13,115 --> 01:19:18,576 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, 843 01:19:19,654 --> 01:19:25,490 five, four, three, two, one. 844 01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:33,765 Yeah! 845 01:19:57,793 --> 01:20:00,159 You guys should check this out. 846 01:20:26,087 --> 01:20:29,523 -Hey, what do you think? -Such a big universe. 847 01:20:29,925 --> 01:20:32,519 I am definitely coming back here. 848 01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:47,169 Am I a zombie now? 849 01:20:49,244 --> 01:20:51,872 This guy reads too many comic books. 850 01:20:56,952 --> 01:21:00,888 Hey, Neera, now that this is all over, 851 01:21:02,224 --> 01:21:04,215 -would you want to... -Yes. 852 01:21:04,292 --> 01:21:07,090 But you didn't hear what I was gonna... 853 01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:15,097 Gross! 854 01:21:17,439 --> 01:21:20,602 Strap in, everyone, 'cause I'm taking you home. 855 01:21:58,980 --> 01:22:00,538 Hey, it's Lem! 856 01:22:03,985 --> 01:22:05,316 Hi! 857 01:22:06,421 --> 01:22:07,979 The General, too. 858 01:22:08,990 --> 01:22:10,617 The monster! 859 01:22:11,793 --> 01:22:14,057 It's all right, Chief. He's with me. 860 01:22:14,129 --> 01:22:16,689 Soldiers, attention! 861 01:22:16,932 --> 01:22:19,992 There is among us an astronaut. 862 01:22:25,206 --> 01:22:28,698 Captain, thanks for coming back for me. 863 01:22:28,977 --> 01:22:30,740 A pleasure, General. 864 01:22:31,713 --> 01:22:35,672 Maybe next time you have guests you'll throw a better party. 865 01:22:38,119 --> 01:22:41,213 Kid, how would you like to be president 866 01:22:41,289 --> 01:22:45,487 of the local Chuck Baker, Party Maker Fan Club? 867 01:22:47,395 --> 01:22:48,919 Oh, yeah! 868 01:22:48,997 --> 01:22:50,464 Oh, can I join? 869 01:22:51,099 --> 01:22:55,695 Be a good boy, and don't forget to drink your oil. 870 01:22:58,540 --> 01:23:00,974 Rover, you coming? 871 01:23:02,043 --> 01:23:04,238 Or do you want to stay here? 872 01:23:06,948 --> 01:23:10,475 Rover! My little bitty boy! 873 01:23:19,894 --> 01:23:23,057 Lem, you saved my life. 874 01:23:24,799 --> 01:23:26,699 You saved mine, too. 875 01:23:32,107 --> 01:23:35,907 That was a man hug, just then. It's very big on my planet. 876 01:23:37,779 --> 01:23:40,270 Hey, take care of this guy, okay? 877 01:23:48,123 --> 01:23:51,422 You're a great planet, and your '50s are fine, 878 01:23:51,493 --> 01:23:54,553 but give me a call when you get to the '60s, 879 01:23:54,629 --> 01:23:57,029 'cause that's gonna be fun. 880 01:26:22,577 --> 01:26:26,377 Doc, that brain operation was inspired. 881 01:26:27,615 --> 01:26:29,776 You simply must try it. 882 01:26:29,851 --> 01:26:33,685 No, no, no, no! No! No, no. 883 01:26:39,327 --> 01:26:41,192 Oh, no, no, boy. Easy, easy. 884 01:26:41,262 --> 01:26:43,594 Not the tongue. Not the... 885 01:26:46,568 --> 01:26:48,968 This is gonna be a long trip.