1 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,680 What do you want? Why is this door locked, Andrew? 2 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,440 I'm getting ready for school. 3 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:44,600 Open this door, Andrew. 4 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,800 Listen to me. No, you're drunk. 5 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:49,360 I'm what? 6 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:51,520 Excuse me? 7 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,680 I said unlock the door. 8 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:58,440 Andrew? 9 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,040 Dad, it is 7:30 in the a.m., and you are drunk. 10 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,200 Listen. You don't tell me if I'm drunk or not, you little shit. Aren't you? 11 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:09,480 What are you doing in there, huh? 12 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,600 I'm filming this. Huh? 13 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:17,560 What? I bought a camera, and I'm filming everything from here on out. 14 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:36,480 And itis yours right now for only 46.50! Yeah! 15 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:39,080 Mom? Mom. 16 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,960 Hey. 17 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,800 Say hello to my new camera for me. 18 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:51,200 Who's the audience? Just the millions of people that are watching at home. 19 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,680 Do I look awful? No, no, no, Mom. 20 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,720 You look- You look great. 21 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,760 It's a nice camera. Well, thanks, Mom. 22 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:07,040 , ff 23 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:13,280 So, um, should I ask about the camera or- 24 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:18,280 Uh, I don't know. I'm- I'm filming things now. 25 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,520 I'm filming everything. You're filming everything? 26 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:24,040 Yeah. Okay. 27 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,840 J Why is everyone so obsessed? J 28 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,560 , P Money can't buy us happiness, P Wow. 29 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,000 ; We should all slow down and enjoy right now,P 30 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,920 J Look to their left; 31 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,520 ; Everybody look to their right; 32 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,080 God, make it stop. 33 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:39,520 J Cha-ching, cha-ching; 34 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:42,040 J Ain't about the- yeah- ba-bling, ba-bling; 35 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,440 ; Want to make the world dance J 36 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:47,200 ; Forget about the price tag, VJ 37 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:50,080 Have you ever read any Arthur Schopenhauer? 38 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,960 No. What is Arthur Schopenhauer? 39 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:56,040 He's, um- He's this philosopher that I'm reading at the moment. 40 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,160 For school? No, no. 41 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:01,360 Uh, basically, human beings have to recognize themselves... 42 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,440 as beings of pure will, right? Okay. 43 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:09,120 So all emotional and physical desires can never be fulfilled. 44 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:12,400 So basically you're telling me that I should give up on life. 45 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,120 Yes. Okay. 46 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:18,080 Come on, man! Oh, God. 47 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,560 I'll see you later. [Student 48 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,800 Learning time. 49 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,720 Get out of the way. 50 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:30,000 Are you not coming in? I'm gonna hang back a while, okay? 51 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,560 Uh, you're gonna be late for first period. 52 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,040 Yeah. I'll pick you up after seventh. JJ 53 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:38,800 This is my school. 54 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,720 I guess. 55 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,800 Okay. 56 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:50,080 Hey, you! Hey, guy. Vote for Steve for senior class president. 57 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:51,520 Vote for Steve. Yeah, I got it. 58 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,920 This is where I eat lunch. 59 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,640 Out here on the bleachers. 60 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:00,040 ...Four, five, six, seven, eight. And one- 61 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,840 'Cause I don't wanna see anybody pull up- That's right. 62 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:06,600 Way to your left. There you go, Jack. That's right. Okay. 63 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,240 A cohesive unit today. 64 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:13,160 ...O-R-Y! V-I-C-T-O-R-Y! 65 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:16,280 I don't want to see any crap out there. All right? 66 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:17,960 [All 1 ...T-o-R-Y! 67 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,400 Whoo! Good job. All right. 68 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,200 Hi. 69 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,480 Hey. 70 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:27,920 Could you not videotape us, please? It's really creepy. 71 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,520 Uh, no. I wasn't- 72 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,960 Hi! This is the hallway where my locker is. 73 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,600 What is this? 74 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,320 What's up, Detmer? 75 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,800 Wow, you should be on television. Man, you're on a film, man. 76 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,120 Pretty on camera. 77 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,800 Smile, man. You look pretty. You gonna cry? You gonna cry? 78 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,680 Sean, come on. Give it back. 79 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:48,680 Huh? You want your camera? Piece of shit from, like, 2004? 80 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:51,120 Here you go. Here she is. In one piece. 81 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:54,040 Oh! - Oh, guys. 82 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,240 Almost. 83 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:59,000 Assholes! Come on! 84 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,600 All right. You ready to bounce? Yeah. 85 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,600 There's a party tonight. 86 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,840 Okay. 87 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,640 Haven Hills. 88 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,920 Wait. I thought Haven Hills was closed. 89 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,960 It's abandoned, yeah. What, you don't want to go? 90 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,560 No. 91 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:21,440 When was the last time you went to a party? I don't go to parties. 92 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:24,400 You're a senior. You are a senior. I don't go to parties. 93 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,400 Just come. I'll think about it, okay? 94 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:27,720 Okay. 95 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:31,280 But when we go tonight, Andrew, can I give you, like, a pro tip? 96 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:32,520 What? 97 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,840 Maybe leave your camera at home. 98 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,040 Why? Because it's a little weird. 99 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,600 It serves a purpose. 100 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:43,040 I'm- I'm just trying to be a good cousin here, okay? 101 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,240 This is me being your friend and telling you... 102 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:49,040 you should probably not take the camera to a party. 103 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,080 Okay. 104 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,400 This is my street. 105 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:59,440 And those are the official douche bags of my street. 106 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,320 What the hell's that? Oh, great. 107 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,520 Hey! What you doing? Andrew! 108 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,760 No, I wasn't- Don't film me, Detmer! Don't film me. 109 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:07,400 Run to your house, bitch! 110 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,840 This is where I eat lunch. 111 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,680 Out here on the bleachers. 112 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,560 What do you want? 113 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:32,560 When I say open that door, you open the door. You got it? 114 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:35,480 Finish your goddamn homework. 115 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,720 Matt, are you sure it's here? Dude, it's here. Calm down, okay? 116 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,960 Oh, here it is. , U 117 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,720 Oh, yeah. 118 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,400 Wow. Look. A rave. 119 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,440 Oh, wow. Look. A nerd with a camera. 120 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:23,080 What? Just don't follow me around all night, okay? 121 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,840 What do you mean? I thought- I thought you wanted me to come with you. 122 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:29,520 I did. I did. But just go and do your own thing for once, okay? 123 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,480 Just... have a beer, talk to people. JJ 124 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,240 I don't drink. 125 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,600 JJ 126 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,160 Hey! Hey! 127 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:01,400 JJ 128 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:03,720 Hey! 129 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:08,000 Excuse me. Hey! Hey, what are you filming for? 130 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,480 Oh, I don't- Um- 131 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,280 Uh- What? 132 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,960 - I can't hear you. - I'm just filming. 133 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,520 - Oh. Oh, cool. Cool. I'm filming for my blog. - Oh. 134 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,560 Andrew. Andrew. You should check it out. It's actually- 135 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,720 Oh, hey. Hey, Casey. Hey. 136 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,320 How you doing? I'm good. I'm good. 137 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:27,080 This is pretty lame, right? 138 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:29,120 Why is it lame? 139 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,880 You know, Jung said parties are just... 140 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,720 people's way of seeking widespread validation. 141 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:38,840 I'm not one to clamor to be cool, you know. 142 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:45,240 Wow. Way to put an analytical psychology spin on this barn party, Matt. 143 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:48,280 That's awesome. 144 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,200 Awesome. 145 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,120 You're awesome. Hey, Matt. 146 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,640 Hey, what did Jung say about glow sticks? 147 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,680 JJ 148 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,680 You filming my girlfriend? 149 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:14,840 Yes or no? 150 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:18,040 No, I- I'm not filming anything. I'm just filming the party. Okay. 151 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,640 I should break your bitch-ass nose. You know that? 152 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,680 No, I wasn't- Don't talk back to me. 153 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,680 Bitch. Okay. 154 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,240 Andrew? 155 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,800 Andrew. 156 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,480 Andrew. 157 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:50,320 With the camera. 158 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,560 Can we- Can we use that thing? What? 159 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:55,520 We found the craziest shit, and we gotta get it on tape. 160 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,480 Uh, it's not- What's up, man? 161 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,440 You okay? Yeah. I'm-I'm Andrew. 162 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,160 Okay. I'm Steve. 163 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,560 Steve Montgomery. Yeah, I know. 164 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:06,800 Really? 165 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,680 Matt and I were just hanging out, 166 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,360 and we found this cool little- 167 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,960 this thing. Wait. You're with Matt? 168 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,600 You might want to get it on tape. No, I just- I don't really- 169 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:20,560 Dude, just come on. Just come get it on tape. It'll be cool. 170 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,800 I don't know. Trust me. 171 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,680 All right. Yeah, man. 172 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,920 You know there are, like, tons of girls around here, right? 173 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,880 And you're all by yourself next to a tree? 174 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,560 I'm just really picky. 175 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:35,080 Listen. I really don't think- Is there a light on that thing? Like, on the camera? 176 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:36,960 Uh, yeah. Here. 177 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,760 What were you guys doing out here? 178 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:45,160 A bunch of people were out here 'cause we were, like, obsessed with the thing. 179 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,880 What thing? 180 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:48,880 You'll see. 181 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,840 Oh, that's- that's right! Andrew Detmer! 182 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,920 I remember you from homeroom, freshman year. 183 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,200 You always had that gray zip-up hoodie. 184 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:59,000 Garetty! You remember that? 185 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:03,680 Yeah, I got a- I got a thing for faces, which is why I'm going into politics. 186 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:06,200 Ironically enough, 'cause I'm so ridiculously hi- 187 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,120 Down here! Ah, there we go. 188 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,840 Garetty, what's up? I see you! Matt! 189 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,960 You see me? Yeah, where did everybody go? 190 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,520 They left! They left! Come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go! 191 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:17,200 Do you see that? Guys, what is that? 192 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,440 Do you see it? Is that the camera? Yeah, I got him! 193 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:22,160 Do you guys know how to get back from here? Is it still making that sound? 194 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:24,520 Yes. Did you tell Andrew? Andrew, it's making that sound, dude. 195 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,840 Dude, come and listen to this. Listen to this. 196 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,120 No, no, no, no. You gotta get in. Okay, okay. 197 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:33,680 You gotta get close, like literally almost in the hole. Okay, don't push me. Just don't push me. 198 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:37,280 Check this shit out. We're not gonna push you in. We're just trying to get it on camera. 199 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,280 Listen. Can you hear that? Shh, shh. 200 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,600 What- 201 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,360 I think we got it. 202 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,160 Wait. How creepy is that? 203 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:48,840 Is this sound coming up? I don't know. I mean, probably. It's pretty loud, right? 204 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,960 [Matt 1 Hello! All right, dude. We're going inside. 205 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,920 I'm going back. Come on, you guys. I gotta know. 206 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,880 Matt, seriously, we- Hey, wait, wait. Steve! 207 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:56,960 Steve! 208 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,800 Oh, shit! He's a ninja. 209 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,360 Matt- 210 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,680 Whoa, Matt, Matt, Matt. What are you doing? 211 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,760 Are you serious? 212 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:09,480 Andrew, can you give me some light? Matt, don't be an idiot. 213 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,480 Whoop! Whoop! 214 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:14,760 Matt! Matt, you're my ride home! 215 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,960 Hello? 216 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,920 Oh! 217 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,680 Smells terrible. You guys! 218 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,400 Matt! 219 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,000 Hello? 220 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:41,640 Andrew's such a pussy. All right. Does it go down much deeper, or what? 221 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,360 Yeah, man. It goes really, really far. Andrew, bring the light. 222 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,920 Look at the walls. It's like a straight shot down. 223 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,440 Probably already come like 40 or 50 feet. 224 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,920 Yeah, just don't talk about it, okay? 225 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,960 You ever- You ever heard of Plato's “Allegory of the Cave”? 226 00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:00,120 I don't know, Matt. Let's just get this over with. 227 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,320 Oh, Shit! 228 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,560 Holy shit. 229 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,040 The hell is that? 230 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,280 Matt, I'm not kidding. I can't breathe. 231 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,720 Come on. Andrew, look at this. 232 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,160 What- 233 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,360 Can you believe this? 234 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,120 Matt. 235 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,360 What am I looking at? 236 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:27,200 Ah, shit! I am freaking out right now! 237 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:30,280 Matt! Can we get out of here, please? 238 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,320 Is it showing up on the camera like that? 239 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:35,600 I don't know, man. it's messing with it. I don't really want to film- 240 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,640 Dude, I'll buy you a new one. 241 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,200 Touch one. 242 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,760 Matt! 243 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,880 Matt, look at this! What? 244 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,000 Look at this! 245 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,960 Dude, what is- 246 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,040 Dude, no way! 247 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,040 It's changing colors! Oh, my God. 248 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,120 Must be reacting to heat. 249 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,640 - I can't hear you over that- - This is awesome. 250 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,320 Oh! Dude, your nose! 251 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,880 Steve, Steve! 252 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,000 Steve! 253 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,200 Steve! 254 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,840 Matt, dude, put your phone down. Turn it off. 255 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,160 Okay, okay, okay. Steve, you too. 256 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,160 All right. We have to document this. 257 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,760 Okay. Are you guys ready? Yeah. I'm ready. 258 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,600 All right. Here we go. Okay, Steve- What? 259 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,160 Can you move to your left? 260 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,960 Here? Um, yeah. That's good. 261 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,280 And then, Matt, 262 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,560 can you just go right in front of Steve? 263 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,840 Um- 264 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,960 Here? Yeah, perfect. Yeah, yeah. Okay. 265 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,720 This is the ball test. 266 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,520 You ready? Yep. 267 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,720 Oh! 268 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,080 What the shit, Steve? 269 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,520 Get off! Get off! What are you doing? Underhand. 270 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,400 I tried, man. I tried. 271 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,560 Let's do it. Let's do it. All right. 272 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,400 All right. Wait, wait. We good? 273 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,320 We said underhand, right? Yeah, it is underhand. Yeah. 274 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,600 Okay. 275 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,360 Underneath. I'm on you. You're not gonna get me this time. 276 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:19,720 You ready? Yeah. 277 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,200 I'm on it. Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. 278 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,080 Let's go. 279 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,760 Oh! 280 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,920 Yeah! The crowd goes wild! 281 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,080 Yeah, I'm ready. All right. Matt, beam him. Beam him. 282 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,160 I'm- I'm going to. Beam him. 283 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,720 Oh! 284 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,760 Oh! No way! Shit! 285 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,560 Wait, wait, wait. That's great! 286 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,360 He did it! I did it! I did it! 287 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,120 That is crazy! Oh, my God! 288 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,760 Look at it! Oh, my God! 289 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,680 Holy shit! Oh, my God. 290 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,560 Oh, my God. Oh, dude, you're bleeding. You're bleeding. 291 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,680 Oh, man, shit. Stop, stop, stop. Get a tissue. 292 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,640 You did it! Yes! 293 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,240 Oh. All right. Pop-up. Ready? Yeah. 294 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,800 Yes! 295 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,120 Put on the music. Oh, yeah. 296 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,320 Yes. JJ 297 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,040 Yes. 298 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:15,520 Matt, you have- you have to pretend like you're squeezing them together with your hands. 299 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:19,320 That's what I'm doing. Look. That's what I'm doing. 300 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,640 JJ 301 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,640 I can't do it, dude. I give up. 302 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,680 You do it. You're better at this than I am. 303 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,480 Oh, really? Am I? Really? 304 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,320 Just do it. 305 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,640 Oh. 306 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,840 Sick. 307 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,440 Dude, I hate you! That's- 308 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,440 I'm impressed, man. I am impressed. That's amazing. 309 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,000 That was awesome, dude. 310 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:49,800 Oh, no! Come on, dude. 311 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,640 That is not cool. What? 312 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,320 That is not cool. My Legos. 313 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:56,440 You've been hanging out with those two guys for the last three weeks. 314 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:59,000 “Three weeks.” I'm not stupid 315 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,680 I think you're hiding something from me. You better call me back. 316 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,400 Wow. I love you. 317 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,840 I'm gonna get a brick through my window. I am legitimately scared. 318 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,240 I have an election coming up, and I don't have time for this. 319 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:11,040 Dude, why are you asking us for advice on girls? 320 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,760 Because we're his mistress. 321 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,480 So, what, you think it's, like, radiation or something? 322 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,840 Radiation from what? Dude, it's the government. 323 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,640 What? Matt, what are you talking about? 324 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,480 I'm feeling pretty spelunked out actually. 325 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,120 Andrew, relax. 326 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,360 That's so weird. It looks completely different during the day. 327 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,480 Look. I don't care, okay? I am not going in the hole again. 328 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,680 Asshole. 329 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,840 It's like sunk in or something. 330 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,680 There goes your old camera, dude. Oh, shit. 331 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,360 That's weird. I can still feel it down there. 332 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,120 I can't believe we made it out of there. 333 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,400 Well, I mean, that answers that, right? 334 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:59,680 Um, what does? We still don't know what happened. 335 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,280 No- Well, we're still alive. 336 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,480 I mean, I was definitely- Hey! 337 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,720 You kids can't be here, okay? You gotta move on out. What? 338 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:10,160 The ground's unstable. We're taping the whole place off. 339 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,800 Okay. We're going. 340 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,480 Vote for Steve! 341 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:19,440 New camera's working out for you. That's good. Yeah, it's pretty cool, right? 342 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,960 Yeah, smaller. Does that shoot on tape? 343 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,880 No, it just- It, like, records right onto the camera. 344 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,600 No, I just want to record all the stuff that we can do, you know. 345 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,320 Yeah, but it's like all the time. 346 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,480 You don't feel like it's a little weird, 347 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:36,560 like it puts a barrier between you and everything else? 348 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,600 Uh, I don't know. 349 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,600 Maybe I want a barrier. 350 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:46,960 So, like, what's up with your dad? What's his story? What does he do? 351 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:50,080 Um, my dad's a firefighter. 352 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:54,560 Okay. That's cool. Oh, man, that must have been awesome- Yeah, well, he was, I guess. 353 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,040 What happened? Uh, I don't know. He didn't die or anything. 354 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:01,520 He just- He got injured on the job, and now he, um- 355 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,400 he collects the insurance, you know. 356 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,880 Um, so he doesn't really do anything. 357 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,600 He just- He, um- He'll go out during the day, but I don't know where he goes. 358 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,920 Uh, he drinks a lot. 359 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,840 I know that much. 360 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:22,440 I've actually been having some problems with my parents too. 361 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,040 Oh, yeah? 362 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,000 Yeah. I mean, they're nothing like yours. 363 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:31,080 I mean, not like that- I just- Never mind. 364 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,360 They just been fighting a lot lately. 365 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:41,000 And I think my mom is actually cheating on my dad. 366 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:47,760 Can you not say anything about that? 367 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:51,040 Yeah. No way. Thanks. 368 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:58,520 Yes. Karen Detmer. D-E-T-M-E-R. 369 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,080 Yes. Thank you. 370 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,840 She's in pain. 371 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,560 She needs something stronger. 372 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,760 Her breathing's worse. 373 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,320 Sir, she's suffering. 374 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,320 Please help me. 375 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,960 I'm on disability. I can't afford $700. 376 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:32,600 Please, don't put me on hold! She can't breathe, okay? I don't know what to do any more. 377 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:37,920 Is it on? 378 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,480 Yeah. Yeah. You got it. 379 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,560 I want to remember you like this. 380 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,560 Oh, Mom. 381 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,880 You're stronger than this. 382 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,800 Can you say that for me? 383 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,360 Please? 384 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,640 I'm stronger than this. 385 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,840 Oh, nice. 386 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,320 All right. Here. Watch this. 387 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,320 Weak. Hey, Matt. 388 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,040 Yeah? 389 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,720 Do you like me? 390 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,120 Um, yeah, of course. 391 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,560 I mean, you know, I didn't- 392 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,920 I mean, you know, I didn't always. What do you mean? 393 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,120 I don't know. Like, you haven't- 394 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:41,440 You haven't always been super-easy to talk to, you know. 395 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,080 I mean, I'm not saying that you're not now. I'm just- 396 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,680 You're such an asshole. 397 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,280 That's what I'm talking about, dude. You're hostile, see? 398 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,880 Better. 399 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,760 Hey, Matt. Yeah? 400 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,760 Do you ever think about, like, 401 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,360 doing more with it? 402 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,200 What, with this? 403 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,000 Not really. 404 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,320 Why? What else is there? 405 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,000 “Telekinesis. ” Yes. Do tell. 406 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,880 “The ability to move, lift, vibrate”- 407 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,400 That's my favorite. 408 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,200 “Spin, bend, break or impact objects... 409 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:24,040 through the direct influence of mental power or other nonphysical means.” 410 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,520 Okay. Sounds familiar. 411 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,240 It does sound familiar. Very familiar. 412 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,440 You want to see direct influence? 413 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,040 Andrew. 414 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,800 She's wearing black today. 415 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,680 Hi. That's direct influence. 416 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,560 ...Week, in my room. Just listen. 417 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:44,600 I'm just that much stronger. Even last night I got my whole bed off the ground. 418 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,360 No nosebleed. Yeah? I've been lifting weights too. 419 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,240 This is my theory though is that it's like a muscle. 420 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:54,160 Like, it's elastic. If you stretch it too far, too quick, it'll tear. 421 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,720 Ew. 422 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,240 That's why I think we're getting stronger, you know, 423 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:01,960 because we're working it out, getting buff. 424 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,920 Buff. 425 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,960 How about this for a workout? 426 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,160 Holy shit! 427 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,760 That was awesome. 428 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,240 Classy. 429 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,800 Mm-hmm. Attractive. 430 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,680 I think it's time we took this out of the backyard. 431 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,680 Stop, stop, stop, stop. Right here. This is perfect. 432 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,280 Really? This is it. 433 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,480 Matt. Yah! 434 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,520 Let's get this one. 435 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:39,120 Whoa! Hey! Hello! 436 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,720 Hey, what- Andrew. 437 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,920 Help! Somebody grab that! 438 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,280 Whoa! Whoa! Stop! 439 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,800 Okay, I'll get the top. I'll get the top. Got it. Got it. 440 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,720 Let's get the legs. Okay. Wait. 441 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,880 I'm flying! 442 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,040 She's just looking at it. 443 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,880 What you looking at, girl? Stay in school! 444 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,960 Okay, see the guy chewing the gum? I'm gonna get the gum and pull it right out of his mouth. 445 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,720 Okay, I got him. 446 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,320 Oh! 447 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,360 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why are we running? We don't need to run. 448 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,000 Five- I don't want to do it. 449 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,520 Four- Dude, I don't want to do it. 450 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,880 You're creating a scene. I don't want to do it. Come on, Matt. Don't be a bitch about it. 451 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,800 Just do it. Put your hand on the table. 452 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,960 Okay. Are you ready? Do it. Give me a countdown. 453 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,920 I will. I promi- OW! 454 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,480 Oh, snap! 455 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,600 Like I said- You gotta pay for that now. 456 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,440 Like I said. See? Holy crap. 457 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,400 Man! Just pretend that there's a barrier over your hand, right? And then- 458 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,040 Mm-hmm. When things are gonna hit you, as long as you're ready, 459 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,080 they will not hurt you because of the barrier. That's so sick. 460 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,480 That's me right there. I need that. Steve, Steve, you have to try this, dude. 461 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,040 Give me your hand. 462 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:54,160 When I was a kid though, I actually- I actually did want to be a police officer. 463 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,160 A cop? No shit? Yeah. Yeah. 464 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,560 You do know that you can't smoke weed when you're a cop, right, Matt? 465 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,920 Oh, no. Really? Uh, I didn't know. 466 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:07,360 Uh, but, no, I-I-I just- I really got into, like, altruism. 467 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,000 What does that mean? What does “altruism” mean, Matt? 468 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,040 It's like wanting to make things better for everyone. 469 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:16,400 Really? This coming from the man who is always talking about how pointless life is. 470 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,200 Yeah, I know, but this is what I've been thinking about lately. 471 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,640 Like, I'm looking back, and I just think... 472 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:25,320 the way I used to think about things was probably a lot better, you know. 473 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,680 So, what, you want to go out and start a charity or something? 474 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,680 That's lame. Wait. Why is that lame? 475 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,080 Uh, I don't know. 476 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,400 Douche bag. 477 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,360 I'm not good at everything. I just do my best at everything. 478 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,080 All right? That's what it's about. 479 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,320 I mean, you talk about philosophy and shit all the time, 480 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,000 but what has he really done, hmm? 481 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,560 Have you even applied to colleges yet? 482 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,520 No, but I'm getting- I'm getting to it. 483 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,920 Yeah, well, you should get to it. I'm just saying. I am. 484 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,600 You could use some of that. 485 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,240 You could use some “Shut the hell up. ” How about that? 486 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:02,360 You just lack initiative. It's not that big- Oh, yeah? You lack a dick. 487 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,600 Boys, please tell us what's going on here. 488 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:09,880 Uh, well, it would seem that a Virgin Mary has appeared... 489 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,600 in the syrup of a local man's pancake. 490 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,640 No, it has not. 491 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,200 Uh, well, it will in a second, okay? Just hold on. 492 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,600 Oh, that is definitely some supernatural shit going on here. 493 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,040 J; 494 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,120 Um, excuse me. Can you come here real quick? 495 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,680 Um, can you just look at that? 496 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,360 , Ay, Dios mio! 497 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,840 Grounder. Too much pressure. 498 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,400 Andrew. 499 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:42,880 Oh, dude. Come on. Leave her alone. 500 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,480 Oh, seriously? 501 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,240 Dude! 502 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,880 Oh, come on. That is so messed up. 503 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,520 She's gonna get fired. I didn't know- 504 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,000 That is disgusting. But do you guys share cups on the team? 505 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,280 No, we don't share cups, man. 506 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,120 You see that car though? 507 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,840 The red one. Yeah. 508 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,880 All right. The gum was cool. 509 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,560 All right. You tried. It was a failed attempt though. 510 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:08,400 Watch this. 511 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,400 What are you doing? Watch. 512 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,240 Go, go, go. 513 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,640 What? 514 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,640 No way! 515 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,920 Holy shit! 516 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,920 Dude! Holy crap! 517 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,400 What? What? 518 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,240 That's what I'm talking about! Did anybody see? 519 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,160 Steve Montgomery for president! 520 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:38,520 I'm having, like, a face period. Oh, man. 521 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,880 Pause. 522 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,680 You guys. You guys, here she comes. 523 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,160 Here she comes! Oh- 524 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,000 Don't look. Don't look, don't look. 525 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,600 Steve, don't look. 526 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,920 She can't find- She thinks it's stolen. 527 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,520 She has no idea. Yes, it was the black guy this time. 528 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,920 “I could have sworn I parked it right here. Where is my car?" 529 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,520 Ignore us. 530 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,800 We're just... Mormons. 531 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,760 What does that mean? 532 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,960 What does that mean? 533 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,320 Uh-oh! Uh-oh! 534 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,760 Garetty's- Garetty's having a giggle fit. 535 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,800 That was so- It was amazing. 536 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,160 I know. Just take it easy with the merchandise. 537 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,920 How did nobody see that? It was out in the open. 538 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,040 Her face! I cannot get her face out of my mind! 539 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,520 That was awesome. 540 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,920 Who is this? 541 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,520 So many ideas of stuff that we can do! 542 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,960 Go around. That's just some redneck asshole. 543 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:39,080 Go around. Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve. Take the camera. Take the camera. 544 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,520 All right. Just make sure it's zoomed out all the way. 545 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,800 Got ya. I can see you. Okay, buddy. 546 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,720 What you gonna do? 547 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,000 What the hell is this guy's problem? 548 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,840 What are you doing? 549 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,760 Abracadabra! 550 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,920 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Andrew, shit! 551 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,680 What the hell did you just do? Matt, stop the car! Stop! Stop! 552 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,480 Are you crazy? Pull down the road. We gotta go down there right now. 553 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:00,920 Guys, I'm sorry! 554 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,400 What did you do? Why did you do that? 555 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,280 I didn't mean to. I didn't- 556 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,520 Shit! What the hell is wrong with you? Look at this! 557 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,640 Will you just calm down! The guy's probably still in there! 558 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,480 I'm sorry, okay? 559 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,800 Andrew, stop, stop! But I can- I can help! 560 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,120 I can get him out. Stop doing things! 561 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,560 Steve! Steve! 562 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,680 Steve, be careful! 563 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,760 Shit! Shit! 564 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,360 Oh, my God, Andrew. Are you kidding me? 565 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,800 Steve! 566 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,760 Oh, God. Oh, God. 567 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,840 Goddamn it! 568 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,480 Steve! 569 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,200 Andrew! Oh- 570 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,400 Shit! 571 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,120 Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit! 572 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,800 Oh, Matt, he's got him! He's got him. He's got- 573 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,440 Help me. 574 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,840 I'll get in back of him. 575 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,840 Get him up. 576 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,480 Hang on. Steve, stay with him. I'm gonna go get some help. 577 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,800 Are you calling the cops? Yeah, yeah. 578 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,000 Will you stop? I can't hear them. Will you hang up the phone? 579 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,440 Yeah. It's just down past, uh, White Crescent Bridge. Matt, he's fine. 580 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,240 Matt, he's fine. Yeah. Yeah. 581 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,960 Fine, Matt! Stop! Stop! I can't hear- 582 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,120 Hey! 583 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,920 Hey! Hey! Over here! 584 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,840 ...Peeled off the road and went straight through the guardrail. Hey, is that on? 585 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,040 ...This is a game or something? I don't understand how you guys can be so angry. 586 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,600 You don't understand how we can be angry? 587 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,520 Andrew, you- you put somebody in the hospital tonight, okay? 588 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,040 Do you understand that? 589 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,920 Andrew, look at me. You put a guy in the hospital! 590 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,920 How do you feel about that? You hurt somebody! 591 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,560 Shit. We need rules, okay? 592 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,880 No using it on living things. 593 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,040 You can't use it when you're angry. That's it. 594 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,920 I don't think we should be using it in public or telling anybody about it. 595 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,760 Look, you can't just declare rules, okay? I will declare rules- 596 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,480 You're the one that said that nothing matters. I will declare rules. 597 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,520 If we're gonna keep going, and we're getting stronger, we need rules. 598 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,120 We need rules, right? 599 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,120 Matt's right. We need rules. 600 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,760 Andrew! Answer the goddamn phone! 601 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:35,760 Andrew! 602 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,720 Matt, what did he say? 603 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:42,600 JJ 604 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:43,840 Are you still mad at me? 605 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,200 No, I'm not mad. Well, you seem mad. 606 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,920 I'm not mad. I just- 607 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,320 I just think that we need to be more careful now, you know? We can't- 608 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:57,400 We have to think a little bit more. We can't just do things. We have to think first, okay? 609 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,920 I understand. Okay. 610 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,760 Why is Steve out in the boonies? 611 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,320 Where are we? 612 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,400 Steve? 613 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:09,960 His car's right there. 614 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,640 Yeah. Steve, where you at? 615 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,520 Steve! 616 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,600 “Look up.” 617 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,560 Hello, boys. 618 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,240 What? 619 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,080 What is up? No. No. 620 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,160 Wait, guys. Wait, wait, wait. Check me out. Hear me out. 621 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,880 You're flying! Holy shit! 622 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,120 Wait, wait, wait. Hear me out. Hear me out. No way! No way! 623 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,320 What are you doing? 624 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:36,400 It's much easier than it looks. I swear. It's much easier than it looks. 625 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,920 Oh, my God, dude. 626 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:41,280 Make sure you catch yourself. Don't try and jump, or you'll just flip yourself. I got it. I got it. 627 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,960 Come on, Matt. Come on. All right. 628 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,400 Oh, shit! 629 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,120 Oh, man! 630 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:48,760 Eating dirt, man. Why don't you get behind me? 631 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,960 You were in my way. What do you mean? 632 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,600 Think Harrier jet. Think Harrier jet. 633 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,520 Oh, man. 634 00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,800 Goddamn it! Are you okay? 635 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:01,360 I'm watching. Just let me concentrate. 636 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,560 Focus! Focus! Okay! Hold on. 637 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,480 Is that your focus face? 638 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,040 Oh, my God, dude. 639 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:10,760 Whoo! Bullshit! 640 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,120 I'm up! I'm up! Are you kidding me? 641 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,000 Holy crap! Hold it! Hold it! 642 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,080 Oh, my God, dude. I am doing it. Holy crap, dude. 643 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,320 Yeah! That's it, man. You're doing it. 644 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,440 Whoo-hoo! 645 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,680 Okay. Okay. Andrew, don't fart. We'll never find you again. 646 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,600 Steve, stop me. Stop me, stop me. 647 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,240 Oh, my God. Whoa, whoa. 648 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,760 You are flying now. You guys look so cute together. 649 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:36,760 Whoa! I'm coming up. I'm bringing the camera, okay? 650 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,520 All right. 651 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,680 All right. How do we get down? 652 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,640 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 653 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,200 Andrew! It's freezing up here! 654 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,080 I can't hear you. 655 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,680 Activate hyperdrive! 656 00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,320 Whoo! 657 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:04,240 Where the hell are we? 658 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,880 Catch up! Let's go! What? 659 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:12,360 Whoo! This is insane! 660 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,000 Whoo-hoo! 661 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,920 Dude! All right, Andrew! 662 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:19,640 Whoo! 663 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,800 Tag, you're it! Watch out. 664 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,760 Pump the brakes! Whoa! Aah! 665 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:29,080 Hey, Matt! You're finally good at something! 666 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,800 it's so easy! Yeah! 667 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,200 Aah! Yeah! 668 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,560 Whoo! 669 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,840 Whoa! 670 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,320 Got it! 671 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,960 Tebow time, baby! 672 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:48,640 Yeah! 673 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:51,600 Oh! Nice hands, Steve! 674 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,320 Touchdown! Throw it back to Daddy! 675 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:59,600 Oh, dude. Nice catch, man! Yes! 676 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,080 Steve! Go deep! Hey, Matt! 677 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,000 Do you hear that? 678 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,040 What is that? 679 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:13,360 Whoa! Steve! 680 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:51,520 Oh, shit. Almost died, dude. Holy shit. Holy shit. 681 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,400 Almost died, man! Almost- 682 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,600 Andrew, you saved my life! 683 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,360 Oh, my God. You saved my life! 684 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,640 Oh, God, you saved my life! 685 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,240 Oh, my God! 686 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,200 Okay. Holy shit. 687 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,840 Is that the camera? You saved me and the camera? 688 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,880 Please tell me you got that on tape! You have to- 689 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,840 Ah, shit. 690 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,920 What the hell- We're alive! 691 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,520 What do you mean? The hell happened? You didn't see what happened? 692 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:21,680 Oh, shit! Andrew! Andrew! You're a genius! 693 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,680 We got to see this! Holy- 694 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,800 All right. Oh. Holy shit. 695 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,560 Wait. Oh, God! We're on the ground. Yes! 696 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,240 Whoo! 697 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,600 We have broken history! 698 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,640 I mean, I'm talking about since the caveman times. 699 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,440 Uh, the Egyptians, the Wright brothers. 700 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,920 Come here, Matt. Come here. Get in here. Get in. 701 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,280 Say it. “I can fly.” 702 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,240 I can fly. I can fly! 703 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,680 Oh, come on. Say it with your chest! 704 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,280 I can fly! Say it, Matt. 705 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,600 Shout it out! I can fly! 706 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,520 I can fly! I can fly! 707 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,720 I tried to save you, man. Andrew was just quicker. 708 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:53,920 How does that go again? 709 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,960 We almost died. 710 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,520 Oh, please. Gestures- 711 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,640 How does she not notice though? 712 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,600 Come on. Let's be serious, guys. 713 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,280 She definitely noticed that it's gotten better. 714 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,160 You just gotta be, you know- Yeah? 715 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:08,720 You just gotta be subtle. 716 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,920 That is so cool. 717 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,800 Dude. And I haven't had sex since summer. 718 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,720 I haven't had sex since ever. 719 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,200 Really? Really? 720 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,760 That is completely unacceptable. Well- 721 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,840 How are you guys so cool? How are you guys so cool, man? 722 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,520 Liquid nitrogen. 723 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,440 Hey, guys? 724 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,280 Guys? You guys up? 725 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,120 Yeah. 726 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:59,200 Hey, uh- Today was like- 727 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:05,560 It was like, I think, the best day of my life. 728 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,040 Like, I mean- 729 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,360 I'm thinking about it, and I can't think of any day... 730 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,520 that I liked better than today, you know? 731 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:22,320 I really- I think it was. 732 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,800 Yeah. 733 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:34,000 Unanimous. 734 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:35,360 Yes. 735 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,880 Okay. Good. 736 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,920 Okay, check this out. Say what you want, 737 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,880 but I'm thinking about booking it to Maui for the weekend. 738 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,320 What's up with that? Seriously? 739 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,000 Well, we could do it. I mean, I was thinking the same thing, 740 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,120 except I've always wanted to go to Tibet. 741 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:52,240 Why Tibet? Tibet? 742 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,800 Yeah. I don't know. 743 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,640 It seems really beautiful, you know, with all the- 744 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,200 Will you shut up? Shut- 745 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,360 The monuments and mountains, you know? Mm-hmm. 746 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:08,000 I don't know. And the monks have achieved such a high level of enlightenment... 747 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,800 that they can, like, float and shit, you know? 748 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:14,520 So we would fit right in. We could really mess with their heads as well. 749 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,600 Yeah, but, like, seriously, I think we should go. 750 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:24,840 It would be really cool. Peaceful. 751 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,360 No, I think it's a really good idea. I actually would like to go. 752 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,280 I'm down. You down, Steve? 753 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,160 What- I-I don't know, man. 754 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:36,400 There's no bikinis in Tibet. So I don't know if I'm down with that. 755 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:40,000 It was brilliant. Ch, it was so amazing. She might have lost her job. 756 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,240 Oh, shit, dude. I got my mom's birthday. I gotta go. 757 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,120 It's Aunt Deb's birthday today? Yeah. I gotta go. I gotta go. 758 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,360 Tell her I said hi. Later, Matt. 759 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,080 All right, what do you want to do now? Where do you want to go? 760 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,600 I don't know. I mean, I don't want to go home. 761 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,160 Oh, do you want to go into the city? 762 00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:00,040 Nah, it's rush hour, bro. It's gonna be so much traffic. So what? 763 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,800 Oh, yeah. That's right. Duh! Let's go. 764 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,200 JJ 765 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,240 Oh, hey. Sorry, I just- 766 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,760 Hi. 767 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,280 Do you mind if I film you? 768 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,800 Uh, a little bit. I don't really like being on camera actually. 769 00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,680 Well, maybe it's, like, exposure therapy. 770 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:24,360 Yeah. No, I just came by to give you something actually. 771 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:27,120 You did? Yeah. 772 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:29,600 What? 773 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,400 I was watching your, um- 774 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,080 your-your- you know, your blog? 775 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,720 There's a drought in the Central African Republic, right? 776 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,920 Yeah. So I saw that and I thought it seems pretty cool, and it's cheap too, 777 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,520 so I thought why not? 778 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,400 Totally. Yeah. 779 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:50,400 Yeah, I can tell that you're really global and big picture, 780 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,120 concerned about that kind of stuff. Yeah. 781 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,600 You know, Matt, you can just mail this yourself. 782 00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,160 I'm not your mom. 783 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:00,960 Okay. I mean, I just- 784 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,880 What is this? Is this, like, the new you? 785 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,360 You got too smart to have fun in eighth grade. So now what? 786 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,440 No. 787 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,000 Casey, Casey, Casey, Casey, Casey, Casey. 788 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:13,600 Listen, listen. Can I just talk to you for a second? 789 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:15,640 Can I just tell you something? Mm-hmm. 790 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:18,480 I just- I-I- 791 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,280 I just want you to know I'm not, you know, who I was- now. 792 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,200 You know, I'm cool. I'm just- 793 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,160 You're cool? 794 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:28,800 High school popularity just seemed like this weird backward contest, 795 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,760 and I thought since I knew that, I could just- 796 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,040 That made you better than everybody else. 797 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,240 No. No, no, no. 798 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,600 I know what you mean. I would separate myself from that. 799 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:38,000 I get it. You get it? 800 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,360 Mm-hmm. 801 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,320 I know it sounds weird. I just wanted you to know that. 802 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,000 To know that you're cool. 803 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,800 Wow, I really screwed this up. 804 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,360 Not as much as you might think. 805 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,720 Really? Good-bye. 806 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,200 Casey- I gotta go. Bye. 807 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:55,760 Come on. 808 00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,800 Dude! When did you start doing this? 809 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,280 Like, since when? What, with the camera? 810 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,840 Yes, with the camera. Um- 811 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,720 I don't know. It's been a little while, I guess. 812 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,600 See- Oh. I can't do that. 813 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,840 I can't do stuff that requires finesse. 814 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:13,040 I tried to type my name out yesterday, and I cracked my keyboard in half. 815 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:17,280 No, dude. it's really easy. You just- You think that you're holding it. 816 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:21,040 See, that's what I'm talking about right there. What? 817 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:25,320 You're always thinking up new shit that we can do, man. 818 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,240 This is insane. You know- I mean- 819 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:29,480 Yeah. Yeah. 820 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,880 Yeah. Yes. I guess that I am. 821 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:37,040 Whoo! 822 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,040 Mom's, like, never home any more. 823 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:46,160 I mean, you saw how my dad is. He's just... quiet. 824 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,600 Sits around. 825 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:52,880 And it's pointless to talk to him about it 'cause he's got... nothing to say. 826 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,080 See, it's different, 'cause you've always had friends, 827 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,520 and people want to talk to you and be around you. 828 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,520 I never had any of that. I mean, before this, 829 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:06,240 I barely even hung out with Matt, and he's my cousin. 830 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,160 We were close when we were little, but- 831 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,400 I don't know. In high school, everything changed. 832 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,280 Ever been to the Space Needle? 833 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,040 Yep. When I was, like, five. 834 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,120 it's for tourists. 835 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:25,440 Well, I don't know. I mean, I went, um- 836 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,800 I think I was, like, seven- 837 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:31,760 with my dad one time and- 838 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,360 I don't know. It was actually a really good day. 839 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,000 You remember that? 840 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,000 Yeah. Actually, I do. 841 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:45,440 You know, I've been meaning to ask you. 842 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,920 Winter break is coming up. 843 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,640 You should do the talent show with me. 844 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,280 No way. 845 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,480 Why not? It'd be good for you to get out there, you know. 846 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,920 Meet some people, meet some girls. Dude, I'm not- it's just not- 847 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,240 What? Look, I'm just really shy, okay? 848 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:06,880 And I don't- I don't even have any talents, so- 849 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:10,000 What are you talking about, you don't have- You have talent. 850 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,560 You've got talent. 851 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,200 Oh, dude, no way. 852 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,760 You look handsome. 853 00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,960 Thanks, yes. Steve- 854 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:29,000 let me borrow some of his clothes to make me look cool or whatever. 855 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:33,000 I'm glad you're spending so much time with your friends. 856 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:36,360 Yeah. Yeah, me too. 857 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,720 Hey. What? 858 00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,160 How are you getting to school? 859 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,680 I don't know what you mean. Don't bullshit me, you idiot. 860 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,440 Matt doesn't come. He doesn't drive up. 861 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,640 You leave the house. Who the hell's giving you rides to school? 862 00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:10,840 M-Matt. All right. You know what? 863 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,080 You're lying. 864 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,200 You're up to something, and you can't hide it. 865 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,640 You think you can just slink, hmm? 866 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,960 Sneak in, sneak around my house, smiling? 867 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,440 I'm onto your shit. 868 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,560 How do you even work this stupid thing? 869 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,400 Ah! And we're in business. 870 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:42,120 J; 871 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,640 JJ 872 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,240 J; 873 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:55,000 , V La, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia! J 874 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:00,080 Boo! 875 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,240 Hey. Hi. 876 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,520 Um, what are you doing here? 877 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,600 I'm filming for the talent show. 878 00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:14,280 Matt Garetty is filming for the talent show. Yes, I am. 879 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,640 Wow. 880 00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,400 What is this, some kind of newfound school spirit? 881 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,320 How do you like it, huh? Being on camera? 882 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,360 - I actually don't mind being on camera. - Oh. Here we go. 883 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,080 Ladies and gentlemen, now coming to the stage- 884 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:30,280 What? No philosophical comeback for me? Steve Montgomery 885 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,160 You're probably gonna want to get this on camera. 886 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:36,040 JJ C.V. High, you guys ready for a talent show? 887 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:41,080 All my underclassmen, come on. Make some noise. That's not loud enough. 888 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,960 How about my upperclassmen? Come on. Make some noise! 889 00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:46,120 Yeah, Steve! 890 00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:50,000 Let me hear it from my seniors, class of 2012! 891 00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:54,400 Yeah. Shh. 892 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:59,320 Now I want you guys to give it up for the young and very talented Mr. Andrew Detmer. 893 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,000 JJ 894 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,120 And you're on. Come on, y'all. 895 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:06,400 What are you guys doing? Let's go, let's go! 896 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:10,480 Are you playing a prank on your cousin? 897 00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,600 That's mean, Matt. 898 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:13,880 Just watch. 899 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:18,440 Really? 900 00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,960 JJ 901 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,840 Good luck! What's he doing? 902 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,360 Show us some talent! 903 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,960 Nice, Matt. 904 00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,600 Fifty-two Pickup! Pick 'em up! 905 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,960 No way! 906 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,200 Yeah! 907 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,880 Whoo! 908 00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:54,160 Go, Andrew! 909 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:56,320 What? What? 910 00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:06,040 Are they gonna walk on that? What do you think? 911 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:10,240 JJ 912 00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,640 Whoa. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. 913 00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,000 Easy. 914 00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,600 Yeah, you got it. 915 00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:23,880 Holy crap! 916 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,880 Yeah! Cakewalk! 917 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,800 Give it up, give it up, give it up! 918 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:35,440 Oh, my God. Andrew is so amazing. 919 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:39,560 JJ 920 00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,720 Whoa! 921 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,760 Give it up! Let's go! 922 00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,920 Seriously, how are they doing this? I don't know. 923 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,440 Magic. 924 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,200 Whoo! 925 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,920 That was amazing! Yeah! 926 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:03,560 Whoo! Whoo! Andrew! 927 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:08,840 Oh, my God. I can see your head is, like, exploding right now. What? 928 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,600 This is the beginning of your downfall. Hubris. Right there. 929 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:15,560 What's hubris? Ha, ha, ha. 930 00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,120 No, what does “hubris” mean, Matt? Seriously? 931 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,160 What does “seriously” mean? What? I'm- 932 00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:24,080 Get in there. Don't push me, dude. I'm going. 933 00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,120 Your fans await. You're the man of the hour. 934 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:28,480 Look at this house! Oh, sick! 935 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,840 Dude, this place looks huge. I know. 936 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,120 It's enormous. Dude. 937 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:33,640 Matt! Andrew! 938 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,360 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Steve! Oh, my God! 939 00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:38,160 Everybody's freaking out. Come on, man. Everybody's been waiting for you. 940 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,320 V.I.P. coming through. Coming through! 941 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,400 Andrew Copperfield coming through! 942 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,520 Make way, make way. 943 00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,840 Matt, come this way. Drew, over here. 944 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,800 Andrew Detmer's in the house! 945 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:56,600 JJ 946 00:49:56,720 --> 00:50:00,240 How are you feeling? I'm-I'm- I'm doing good. 947 00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:03,000 Yeah? Are you sure? Are you sure? Hey. Hey. 948 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:04,000 Hello. Andrew. 949 00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:06,680 Magic is so hot. Oh, wow. Thanks. 950 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:11,000 So, do you not remember me at all? Um- 951 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,840 Monica, right? Monica. Yes! 952 00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,640 ...Setting the camera down. I'm setting the camera down. 953 00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:16,720 What- Oh. 954 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,800 Oh. Excuse me. 955 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,440 Have you ever played that, over there? 956 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:24,000 Uh, no. I have never played that, over there. 957 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,720 No? Never. 958 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,000 I bet you're good at it. Uh- 959 00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,640 What, you just throw the ball into the cups? Yep. Yep. 960 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:34,720 I actually could be good at that right now. Yeah? 961 00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,160 Maybe. Let's find out. 962 00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:37,480 No, no, no, no, no. Come on! 963 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,000 What? Come on. 964 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:40,480 Okay, okay. Come on. 965 00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:41,680 Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming. 966 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,520 There you are. 967 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:48,520 Amazing. 968 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,520 That's what I'm talking about. 969 00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,320 JJ 970 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,640 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 971 00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:10,280 Hey, where is Andrew anyway? 972 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,080 Oh. 973 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:16,000 Andrew's upstairs with the girl with the pink hair. 974 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,760 What, like, they went together? 975 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:21,080 That's my boy. Of course they went together. What are you talking 'bout? 976 00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,360 Hey, Andrew. I hope you're seeing this. 977 00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,560 Congratulations, sir. 978 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:27,480 I just wanted you to know, dude- 979 00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:31,240 I was really worried about you before all this, you know? 980 00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,960 But, dude, things are gonna get so much better for you now. 981 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,600 I really, really feel that. 982 00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,560 And I want you to know I love you, you know? 983 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,240 I love you, man. It's you and me. 984 00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:47,400 It's Detmer and Garetty, extended family for life. 985 00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,560 Oh, sorry. Sorry. No, man. Excuse yourself. 986 00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,960 JJ 987 00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:55,720 Oh, man. 988 00:51:55,840 --> 00:52:00,160 When did I become the one who's out here filming myself? Hey, Matt. 989 00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:03,320 Oh, hey. Hey, Casey. 990 00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,240 So what are you filming? 991 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,120 Uh, it's just a thing. 992 00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,800 It's not like eye of the storm or anything. 993 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:13,200 Hey, I wanted to- I wanted to tell you... 994 00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,720 I've really been- it's been making me think a lot. 995 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,120 I've been kind of thinking about it in my- 996 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,120 No, I have. Like, in my life. 997 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,720 I've been thinking, if I applied myself, what I could do. 998 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,920 I could really- I could change the world. 999 00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,680 I mean, it's really been- You're drunk. 1000 00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:29,320 What? 1001 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:32,600 Hey, Casey? 1002 00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:36,480 I've basically been stalking you since, like, sophomore year. 1003 00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:38,760 Sorry, use of the word “stalking.” I shouldn't have said- 1004 00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:40,480 You want to get out of here? 1005 00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:43,000 Yeah. Yeah? 1006 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,560 Yes. Yes, definitely. 1007 00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,840 Uh, I-I have to drop off the camera first though. 1008 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:50,880 JJ 1009 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:54,560 Okay, you guys are getting ready to witness history, all right? 1010 00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,520 I'm like a proud dad right now because behind these doors, 1011 00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:00,040 Andrew Detmer becomes a man. 1012 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,320 He's a little boy behind there. He's scared. 1013 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:05,960 He's like a butterfly, getting ready to emerge- 1014 00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,400 Oh, God! from a cocoon or some shit like that. 1015 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,480 Disgusting weirdo! 1016 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,600 Wait. What happened? Ha-ha. Okay- 1017 00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:14,480 Is that- Out of my way now! 1018 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,840 Oh, man. Monica, what happened? 1019 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,920 Drew! Drew! It's okay, man. Don't worry about it. 1020 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,800 Look, it happens to the best of us, okay? Dude! 1021 00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,440 You had a little too much to drink- 1022 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,440 You- Oh. Oh. Whoa, buddy. 1023 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,360 The hell's going on, dude? Why are you laughing? 1024 00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:30,000 Aw, man. All over my jacket. 1025 00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,440 Stop. Stop laughing. What are you talking about? 1026 00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:35,560 It's cool, man. No, it's not cool, Steve. Stop. 1027 00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:38,560 Stop what? It's cool, man. Will you just get out of here? 1028 00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,280 Get out! What's your problem? Drew, Drew! 1029 00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,000 You think this is funny? No, I'm not laughing- 1030 00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:43,040 Get out! 1031 00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,280 Dad! 1032 00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:24,160 Andrew! Please! I need my medicine. 1033 00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:27,880 Mom's in pain, all right? She needs her pills! Where are you? 1034 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:35,960 Where are you? 1035 00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:40,560 Dad! 1036 00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:46,480 Hoarding a $500 camera while your mom dies in there? I mean, how selfish can you be? 1037 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,240 I went through your camera. 1038 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,160 What did you see? 1039 00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,680 Just you being a loser. 1040 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000 You think that those people are your friends? 1041 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,240 Huh? They're not. 1042 00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,040 You're an embarrassment. 1043 00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:11,920 You're running around this town, spending my money. 1044 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,560 Look at me when I'm talking to you! 1045 00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:15,800 I didn't spend any of your money, Richard. 1046 00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,880 'Cause I don't have a dime to spend. 1047 00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:21,480 Every last cent- Look at me! 1048 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:24,080 Every last cent goes to school for you- School? 1049 00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:26,240 And medication for your mother. I go to a public school! 1050 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,360 I can't even pay for a goddamn- You don't pay for a public school, you idiot! 1051 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,840 What did you call me? 1052 00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:34,600 Did you call me an idiot, you shit? 1053 00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,840 Did you call me an idiot? Huh? 1054 00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:39,480 You piece of shit! 1055 00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:42,720 Get up. I said get up! 1056 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,040 Get up! 1057 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:49,520 I could crush you, you know that? Stop it! 1058 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:52,120 Crush you! Get- 1059 00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,200 Smile, Matt. 1060 00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:23,120 Oh, my God, Matt. Oh. 1061 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,960 Can we not do the camera thing right now, please? 1062 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,240 What happened? 1063 00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:31,640 Uh- It just started out of nowhere. 1064 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,000 Are you okay? 1065 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:35,800 My head hurts really bad. 1066 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,680 That's probably Steve calling your cell again. 1067 00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:41,240 I'll call him back later. 1068 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,160 I think it's time to take- 1069 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,000 Matt! Matt! Come on! Oh, wow. I did not expect this. 1070 00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,000 Give me my- Whoa! 1071 00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:57,960 Hey! Hey, asshole! 1072 00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:59,400 What are you doing up here? 1073 00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:01,160 Just leave me alone, Steve! 1074 00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:03,600 You can't be up here, dude. This isn't safe. 1075 00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:05,320 I don't want to talk to anyone. 1076 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,520 Bro! What are you doing up here? 1077 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,280 Leave me alone! 1078 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,600 How did you find me? 1079 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,120 I don't know, man. My nose was bleeding. 1080 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,760 I heard your voice or something like- 1081 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,680 What the hell happened to your face? 1082 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,600 Nothing, man. Just leave me alone. 1083 00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:23,320 No, dude, that's not nothing. That- Your dad! 1084 00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:26,000 Your dad beat the shit out of you. He can't do that to you now. 1085 00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:28,320 Will you stop acting like you give a shit? 1086 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,880 Dude. Why are you talking to me like this? I'm your best friend. 1087 00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:33,720 I don't have any friends! 1088 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,880 You were never my friend before any of this. 1089 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,680 I hang out with you and Matt, like, every day! 1090 00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:42,720 We're supposed to fly around the world together. Don't you- Do you remember that? 1091 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:45,240 You think I'm- Stop! Just stop talking to me! 1092 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,600 Why won't you just leave me alone? Come on, man. 1093 00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,040 Steve, I'm telling you, get away from me! 1094 00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:53,240 Get away from me now! Please! 1095 00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:05,200 J Amazing grace; 1096 00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:11,800 , V How sweet the sound J 1097 00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:22,040 J That saved a wretch like me; 1098 00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:27,880 ; I once- J; 1099 00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:31,680 ...who, by the power of God, are safeguarded in faith. 1100 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,600 Even though you do not see him now, 1101 00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:38,160 you rejoice with an indescribable and glorious joy... 1102 00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,240 as you attain the goal of your faith- 1103 00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,240 the salvation of your soul. 1104 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,280 What are you doing? You filming graves? 1105 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,320 I don't get it. What do you care? 1106 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,000 You haven't been returning my calls. Why aren't you returning my calls? 1107 00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:56,280 I've been busy. No, you haven't. 1108 00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:57,840 Why aren't you returning my calls? 1109 00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,400 I just don't feel like talking. 1110 00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:01,480 Turn off the camera. No. 1111 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,680 Andrew. Andrew, turn off the camera. 1112 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,160 Andrew? How did he get struck by lightning... 1113 00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:09,480 during a storm with no recorded lightning strikes? 1114 00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:12,000 How? 1115 00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,040 And they found Steve out in the middle of a field. 1116 00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:17,120 Why would Steve go out in the middle of a field during a lightning storm, Andrew? 1117 00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,440 I don't know. Why? What? 1118 00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,160 I don't know what happened, Matt! 1119 00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:21,840 I don't believe you, okay? I don't believe you. 1120 00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,200 I want you to turn off the camera and talk to me. Why? 1121 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,000 'Cause I want to have a conversation with you. Don't tell me what to do, Matt. 1122 00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:29,280 You can't tell me what to do! Don't ever tell- 1123 00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,160 Give me- Shut it off! Get off of me! 1124 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,520 Andrew- Are you joking right now? 1125 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:40,440 Is this a joke to you? I- 1126 00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,080 What did you do, Andrew? 1127 00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:49,840 What did you do? 1128 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:52,520 Who am I supposed to tell about this? 1129 00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,600 Who do I talk to? Who do I talk to about this? 1130 00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,680 Why won't you just tell me what happened, Andrew? 1131 01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:13,920 Please believe me, Steve. 1132 01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,120 Please, it's just I- 1133 01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,080 I don't know what I did. I- 1134 01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:21,400 I lost control, and- 1135 01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,000 and I'm so sorry. 1136 01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:28,920 This thing is just becoming a part of me now, 1137 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,680 and I don't- 1138 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:33,400 I miss you, Steve. 1139 01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:27,320 ...all the drills. Good. We're all pretty good, right? 1140 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:28,840 Get ready. Go! 1141 01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:31,040 You guys? Do not hesitate. 1142 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,640 Did you hear who worked? 1143 01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:44,080 He was like- 1144 01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:48,280 Oh! Oh, Andrew! 1145 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,320 Dry off! 1146 01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:52,120 Totally. 1147 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:56,960 Hey, Wayne! 1148 01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:06,520 Okay, so, see this one here? 1149 01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:09,600 This one I got really clean 'cause I did this little, like, 1150 01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:12,720 lasso thing around the root, you know? 1151 01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,920 But then these two- 1152 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:18,200 these, I did not get as good. 1153 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:20,280 See how they're broken? 1154 01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:23,680 I think it's because I got them from the middle, you know, instead of the root. 1155 01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:25,760 Oh. Oh. 1156 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,400 Oh. Sloppy. 1157 01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:32,280 I've been doing a lot of reading, you know, like, online about, like- 1158 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:35,520 just like evolution and, like- and natural selection... 1159 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:37,880 and how, like, there's this thing, right? 1160 01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:40,640 It is called the apex predator, right? 1161 01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:45,440 And basically what this is is the strongest animal in the ecosystem, right? 1162 01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:47,880 And as human beings, 1163 01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:50,200 we are- we're considered the apex predator, 1164 01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:53,560 but only because, like, smaller animals can't feed on us... 1165 01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,400 because of weapons and stuff, right? 1166 01:02:55,480 --> 01:03:00,160 The lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle. Right? 1167 01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:02,960 You do not feel guilty when you squash a fly. 1168 01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:07,920 And I think that means something. 1169 01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:11,640 I just think that really means something. 1170 01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:24,600 This one I got really clean 'cause I did this little, like, 1171 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:26,160 lasso thing. 1172 01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:34,480 Andrew, what happened at school? Huh? 1173 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:37,080 I need to go and pick up my mom's medication! Oh, yeah? 1174 01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:39,720 You're gonna break the rules again? We're too strong for that now, Andrew! 1175 01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:42,400 If you did that, you know what I'd have to do! You'd have to what? 1176 01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:44,560 You have to start thinking. What would you have to do, Matt? 1177 01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:46,160 There are consequences to what you do! 1178 01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,960 You could not do anything to me because I am stronger than you. Stop that bullshit! 1179 01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:52,600 I know what you did. I'm not gonna let you do it again! I am not going to break your stupid rules! 1180 01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:57,360 Okay? So just screw off and stay out of my life! 1181 01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,240 I can't breathe. 1182 01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,160 Thank you. 1183 01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:41,240 Karen Detmer. Just one moment. 1184 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,400 [Typing 1 1185 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:45,720 We're gonna need a next-day delivery. 1186 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:49,720 Co-pay on that is $750.83. 1187 01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:53,120 Well, I don't have all that. Son, I told your dad, and I'll tell you. 1188 01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:55,960 You can pay up front, and we can order next-day delivery. 1189 01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,600 Other than that, I can't help you. Prick. 1190 01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:00,920 I don't give a shit. Do whatever you want. 1191 01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:22,400 JJ 1192 01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:24,280 Oh! 1193 01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:33,000 , P Ooh, yeah,P 1194 01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,920 J Ziggy played guitar J 1195 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:42,400 J Jamming good with Weird and Gilly J 1196 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:45,480 , P And the Spiders 1197 01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:48,440 J He played it left hand J 1198 01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:51,360 , f But made it too far; 1199 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,480 , P Became the special man J 1200 01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:59,680 J Then he could leave ém to hangy 1201 01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:02,760 J They came on so loaded man J 1202 01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:06,360 , P Well-hung and snow-white fan J 1203 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:10,800 J So where were the Spiders?J 1204 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:15,360 Hey. 1205 01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:17,040 Hey! 1206 01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:19,920 Give me all your money. Uh, what? Who is that? 1207 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:23,240 Doesn't matter who it is. Just give me all your money or else. 1208 01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:25,680 Or else? Shit, man. 1209 01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:28,640 Shit, man. Is that Andrew? 1210 01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:31,120 It sounds kind of like Andrew under there. 1211 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:34,040 And you got Andrew's broke-ass backpack on. 1212 01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:37,080 Oh, you got a gat? I got a gat too, bitch. 1213 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:40,520 Dude! 1214 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,640 Whoa, dude! 1215 01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:48,000 JJ 1216 01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:58,400 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! 1217 01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:00,280 Come on, come on, come on! 1218 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:10,280 Hey! 1219 01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:38,880 The camera needs to stay on for our investigation. 1220 01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:41,720 Jesus Christ. 1221 01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,360 Can I have a moment alone with my son? 1222 01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:46,800 If he regains consciousness, notify the officer outside. 1223 01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:48,080 Yeah, yeah. 1224 01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:25,640 Oh! 1225 01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:37,880 Your mother's dead. 1226 01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:46,880 She died last night while I was out looking for you. 1227 01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:54,240 I came home, and, uh, 1228 01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:59,200 she was there in her bed. 1229 01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:01,760 If I just could have been there for her. 1230 01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:07,280 I was always there for her when you were out screwing around. 1231 01:10:08,440 --> 01:10:10,400 And this one time- 1232 01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:14,640 this... one time... 1233 01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:18,080 that she needed me, and you took me away! 1234 01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:20,520 I want you to apologize to me. 1235 01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:28,000 I know you can hear me, so I want you to sit up right now... 1236 01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:29,760 and apologize to me. 1237 01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:33,480 You selfish, selfish asshole! 1238 01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:37,160 This is your fault! 1239 01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:38,240 You- 1240 01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:46,040 Do you hear me? 1241 01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:48,520 Your mother is dead, and it is your fault! 1242 01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:53,680 Happy birthday! 1243 01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:56,360 Pound it? Pound it? 1244 01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:58,760 Go and get a present. Go and get a present. Yeah. 1245 01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:02,360 Yes, the big one. Oh, my God. Matt. 1246 01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:04,440 Matt, your nose again. 1247 01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:07,200 Are you okay? 1248 01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:11,000 Oh, shit! Baby, you're really bleeding. 1249 01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:15,160 Matt, your nose! Oh, my God. 1250 01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:16,960 Did you hear that? How can you not hear that? 1251 01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:18,800 Hear what? What are you hearing? It's so- 1252 01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:20,560 Something's wrong with Andrew. Come in here! Casey! 1253 01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:22,480 JJ 1254 01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:24,920 We apologize for the delay, but as of right now, 1255 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:28,800 every news helicopier in Greater King County is headed to Seattle. Oh, my God. 1256 01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:31,160 Again, right now, we have verry little information, 1257 01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:34,960 but if appears a bomb has gone oh' at Ballard Community Hospital 1258 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,040 Casey, come here. Come here. Come here. Please. Please. 1259 01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:39,280 What? No, Matt. Are you seeing this? Where are your keys at? 1260 01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:41,280 What? Matt- Just stay here. I'll be back. 1261 01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:44,560 I just have to drive there, okay? Please, wait! Matt, please! 1262 01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:47,680 Listen, Andrew's in trouble, okay? Andrew's what? 1263 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:50,160 I'm sure that Andrew is fine. 1264 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,440 Andrew needs me! I need to get to the city. Tell me what's going on. 1265 01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:56,640 Shit. I gotta get- Is that a roadblock? 1266 01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:58,720 Nobody else is driving this way! Talk to me! 1267 01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:01,080 Casey, I need to think, okay? Stop! 1268 01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:02,880 I gotta find another way downtown. Shit! 1269 01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:04,480 Go back and take the Madison exit. 1270 01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:07,200 Come on. 1271 01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:13,440 Stay here, Casey. Stay here. Wait! 1272 01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:15,160 Matt, wait for me! 1273 01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:18,640 All units, report to Ballard Community Hospital 1274 01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:21,280 Excuse me. 1275 01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:22,880 Sir, excuse me. 1276 01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:27,000 Matt! What are we doing here? 1277 01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:33,320 Oh, my God! 1278 01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:37,360 You gotta put me down! Please! Stop! 1279 01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:39,040 You did this to me! 1280 01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:44,240 Matt! Oh, my God! 1281 01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:51,320 Holy shit! Holy shit! 1282 01:12:51,440 --> 01:12:53,720 Matt! Casey, we gotta go! We gotta go right now! 1283 01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,880 Get in the car! Let's go. 1284 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,800 Andrew's out of control. What are you talking about? 1285 01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:00,400 I'm so sorry. I wanted to tell you. I- 1286 01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:03,360 Oh, my God, Matt! Stop the car! 1287 01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:06,080 It's gonna crash. Holy shit! 1288 01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:08,000 Oh, shit! 1289 01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:12,680 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Get off the road now! 1290 01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:15,040 Oh, my God! 1291 01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:17,080 Hold on to me! 1292 01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:19,720 it's not me, it's Andrew! 1293 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,280 Hold on! 1294 01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:29,160 I can't stop it! I can't control the car! I can't control it. 1295 01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:30,920 Shit! 1296 01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,160 Andrew! Oh, God, hold on! 1297 01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:35,440 Hold on to me! 1298 01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:40,320 I can't get the door open! 1299 01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:48,240 Oh, my God! Andrew! Andrew, stop! 1300 01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:54,400 Casey! Matt! 1301 01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:56,480 Matt! 1302 01:14:00,480 --> 01:14:02,200 Help me! 1303 01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:05,760 Casey, hold on! 1304 01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:13,160 Matt. 1305 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,720 Stay here. Okay? You have to stay here. Okay? 1306 01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:18,960 Matt, please don't go! Matt! 1307 01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:21,920 We got a car on fire under the Needle. Possible casualties. 1308 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:25,040 We need emergency response now 1309 01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:27,280 I don't know how to describe this. 1310 01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:32,840 That is the Needle we're looking at, and as you can see, there are- 1311 01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:35,120 You're not gonna believe this. 1312 01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:37,200 Are you seeing this? 1313 01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:42,800 Back away from the window! 1314 01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:45,040 What the hell are they doing up there? 1315 01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:47,640 Get down! 1316 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,960 Seventeen, beware. 1317 01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:57,840 You Te gonna ha ve to divert 1318 01:14:57,880 --> 01:15:00,760 Andrew! Andrew, look at me! 1319 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:04,280 This has to stop right now, okay? This is really, really bad! 1320 01:15:04,360 --> 01:15:06,000 Why did you catch him? 1321 01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:09,240 - Listen! Just focus, okay? - I dropped him! 1322 01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:11,400 Why did you catch him? Andrew, this is not a game! 1323 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:13,960 Do you understand? You're hurting people. 1324 01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:16,520 You're weak, Matt! You're all weak! 1325 01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:18,760 - Andrew- - I'm stronger than all of this! 1326 01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:21,280 Andrew, listen to me, okay? Just-Just- I need you to listen. 1327 01:15:21,360 --> 01:15:23,080 Just focus for a second. 1328 01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:25,600 Do not tell me what to do! 1329 01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:28,760 I'm trying to explain. I go! two individuals. 1330 01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:31,760 They can't stop us. It's not too late for us to go. It is too late! 1331 01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:34,600 I'm done! it's over! 1332 01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:37,720 You treated me like shit! You left me alone! 1333 01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:40,880 Andrew, you're not alone up here! I'm here with you! 1334 01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:43,600 I should have been with you all along! But I'm here now! 1335 01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:47,040 And we can stop this right now, you and me! 1336 01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:51,400 Andrew, we can just fly away. We can get out of here. 1337 01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:53,640 We can be family. 1338 01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:56,640 Andrew. Andrew, look at yourself. 1339 01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:59,880 This isn't who you are. I'm an apex predator. 1340 01:15:59,960 --> 01:16:01,320 What? 1341 01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:05,640 I'm an apex predator. 1342 01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:10,600 No! No! 1343 01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:21,480 Oh, my gosh! Call the police! 1344 01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:30,080 Andrew, no! 1345 01:16:34,440 --> 01:16:36,920 Oh! Whoa! 1346 01:16:42,440 --> 01:16:45,400 Paul! Paul, stay away from the window! Okay, okay! 1347 01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:49,320 Paul! Don't stand at the window! Are you seeing this? Hey! 1348 01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:54,080 Stay down, babe! Stay down! 1349 01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:12,400 Andrew! 1350 01:17:14,440 --> 01:17:17,080 Two subjects down. One injured, one mobile. 1351 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:20,480 Andrew? Andrew, look at me. 1352 01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:23,440 This is all gonna be fine. You're gonna be all right, okay? 1353 01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:27,040 I'm gonna get you help, okay? 1354 01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:29,400 All units, respond Code 4 to Denny Way 1355 01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:32,960 Get out of here! it's not safe! 1356 01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:37,320 Andrew? Andrew? 1357 01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:42,240 Are you getting this? Don't move! 1358 01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:44,160 Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 1359 01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:48,120 Hold on! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! I need help! I need help! 1360 01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:49,880 He appears to be held at gunpoint but- 1361 01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:50,880 Oh, my God! 1362 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:54,120 Arms up in the air! Don't shoot, please! 1363 01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:56,160 He's hurt! 1364 01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:58,800 Get on the ground! Wait! Wait! 1365 01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:01,200 Do what he says! Now, get down! 1366 01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:04,520 - Do not get up! - Get on the ground! 1367 01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:06,600 Please don't shoot! We will shoot you! 1368 01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:10,160 - I'm not gonna do anything! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! The glass! 1369 01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:12,840 Take him out! 1370 01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:18,200 Leave me alone! 1371 01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:29,120 Shit! 1372 01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:31,960 Whoa! Whoa! Wow! 1373 01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:48,600 We have multiple explosions. 1374 01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:50,800 Get in position! We have 'em in our sights! 1375 01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:53,520 We're covered! Hold it right there! 1376 01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:56,880 No! Stop! 1377 01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:00,520 We have you surrounded! 1378 01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:03,680 No! Hands where we can see 'em! 1379 01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:05,880 Stay down! Stay down! 1380 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,840 Stay down! I repeat, do not move! 1381 01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:16,240 Additional units on the far side! 1382 01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:20,880 Yo, stay down! 1383 01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:23,360 Stay down! Don't move! 1384 01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:26,160 Andrew! Andrew! 1385 01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:27,920 Stop! Don't hurt them! Andrew! 1386 01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:33,160 Open fire! 1387 01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:58,240 Andrew! 1388 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:04,120 Andrew! Andrew, stop! 1389 01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:05,800 Please, stop! 1390 01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:12,760 Andrew! 1391 01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:15,720 Don't make me do this! 1392 01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:18,720 Stop! 1393 01:20:36,320 --> 01:20:38,960 ...reports of casualties. 1394 01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:42,840 At least two structures have been destroyed 1395 01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:45,920 I think they're both down! 1396 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:47,240 Two men out 1397 01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:50,240 Show me right now eastbound on- 1398 01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:52,640 Yes, sir. I'm about two blocks away. I see it. 1399 01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:55,000 Move up. 1400 01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:04,280 Hey! Oh! What are you doing? 1401 01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:52,000 Hey, Andrew. 1402 01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:01,640 I just wanted to say that... 1403 01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:05,960 I'm sorry and, uh, 1404 01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:12,760 I- I hope... 1405 01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:15,920 that you know that I did what I had to do. 1406 01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:19,760 You're not a bad person. I know that. 1407 01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:22,760 That's all that matters. 1408 01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:26,640 And, uh, I want you to know... 1409 01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:28,840 that I'm gonna be better from now on. 1410 01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:31,240 I'm gonna help people. 1411 01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:33,680 I'm gonna find out what happened to us down there. 1412 01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:35,760 I don't care how long it takes. 1413 01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:37,800 I'm gonna get answers. 1414 01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:41,960 I'm gonna do it for you, and I'm gonna do it for Steve. 1415 01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:43,720 And... 1416 01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:45,400 I just- 1417 01:22:48,960 --> 01:22:51,080 I love you, man. 1418 01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:53,920 I didn't ever get a chance to tell you, 1419 01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:55,960 but I love you. 1420 01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:04,960 And guess what. 1421 01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:11,520 You made it. 1422 01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:22,760 Whoo-hoo! 1423 01:23:22,840 --> 01:23:26,320 Whoo-hoo! 1424 01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:30,160 Isn't it beautiful? 1425 01:23:33,320 --> 01:23:35,240 Good-bye, Andrew.