1 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:24,914 TRACY: Come on, come on. PENNY: Okay, all right. 2 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,749 TRACY: Will you hurry up? 3 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:37,885 [DOOR OPENS] 4 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:39,845 I'm home. 5 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:41,555 PENNY: Afternoon, Miss Edna. 6 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,474 Penny, your mother called. 7 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:46,852 Tracy Turnblad, can't you say hello to Mrs. Malinski? 8 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:48,437 Mm, mm, mm. 9 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:52,858 Every day she's got to watch that Corny Collins Show. 10 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:54,902 Delinquents, if you ask me. 11 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:58,364 It ain't right to be dancing on TV to that colored music. 12 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:01,325 - She's just a teenager. - Hmph. 13 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:04,703 - Goodbye, Mrs. Malinski. MALINSKI: Goodbye, Edna. 14 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:07,706 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 15 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,667 [DEE DEE SHARP'S "MASHED POTATO TIME" PLAYING ON TV] 16 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:13,379 Mashed Potato Feel it in your feet now 17 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:16,590 Mashed Potato Come on get the beat now 18 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:22,012 Baby, come on honey, come on baby 19 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:25,808 Could you turn that racket down? 20 00:04:25,975 --> 00:04:29,895 I'm trying to iron in here. 21 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:35,484 They found this dance was outta sight 22 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:39,738 Doin' the lion sleeps tonight 23 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:43,784 Mashed Potato 24 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,411 Mashed Potato 25 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:47,371 [ALL CHEERING] 26 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:48,580 MAN: Woo, yeah 27 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:51,458 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, Corny Collins. 28 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:54,586 Good afternoon, Baltimore, and welcome to The Corny Collins Show. 29 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:57,047 [CHEERING] 30 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,966 That was Dee Dee Sharp and today's-- 31 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:00,968 Thwip. --bull's-eye hit, "Mashed Potato Time." 32 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:02,177 [MACHINE DINGS] 33 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:04,513 We've got our first telegram of the day. 34 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:07,182 Thank you very much, Tammy. 35 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:10,269 "Please have Lou Ann Levorowski and IQ. Jones lead a dance." 36 00:05:10,436 --> 00:05:12,730 Signed, "your number one fan in West Baltimore." 37 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,648 Here they come. Come up here, kids. 38 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,483 - Hi, Corny. - Hi, West Baltimore. 39 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,945 You're a groovy chick. How long have you been a regular on the show? 40 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:22,614 - I've been on the Council for five months. - And you, I.Q.? 41 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:23,866 Two out-of-sight years. 42 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:25,075 [APPLAUSE] 43 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:26,327 Heh, not bad. 44 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,579 God, he's gorgeous, Penny. 45 00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:29,788 - Look at her hair. - Aah! 46 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,373 PENNY: Gosh, I wish mine was that high. 47 00:05:31,582 --> 00:05:33,876 And what's your favorite record from the survey? 48 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:35,377 [IN UNISON] "Gravy." 49 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:38,130 All right, here's I.Q. Jones and Lou Ann Levorowski... 50 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:41,258 ...leading our next dance, Give Me Gravy on my Mashed Potatoes. 51 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:44,011 [DEE DEE SHARP'S "GRAVY" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 52 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,972 I need gravy Give me, give me 53 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:49,433 Give me, give me gravy tonight 54 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:53,145 I knew you danced The mashed potato fine 55 00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:56,357 But that don't show me That you're really mine 56 00:05:57,107 --> 00:06:00,069 What's with dancin' Without romancin'? 57 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:03,822 So put that somethin' extra on the line 58 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,909 Give me gravy On my mashed potatoes 59 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:10,829 Give me gravy Come on and treat me right 60 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:14,708 Give me gravy You're the greatest 61 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:19,463 So give me, give me Give me, give me gravy tonight 62 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,719 Link, tell the home viewers where we'll be tonight. 63 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,138 Well, Corny, we'll be at the Parkville VFW. 64 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:30,474 For the Corny Collins Record Hop. 65 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:33,185 Stuck-up little spastic. 66 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:34,812 She's such a queer. 67 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:37,731 CORNY". Parkville VFW, 8:00. What do you want to hear, Amber? 68 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,275 "Shake a Tail Feather" by The Five Du-Tones. 69 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,277 Here they are, The Five Du-Tones. 70 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:47,074 [THE FIVE DU-TONES' "SHAKE A TAIL FEATHER" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 71 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:53,163 I heard about the fella You've been dancin' with 72 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:56,083 All over the neighborhood 73 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:59,336 So why didn't you ask me, baby? 74 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:02,089 Or didn't you think I could? 75 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:05,384 I know that the Bossa Nova's Outta sight 76 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:08,095 I've seen him do the Bird all night 77 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:11,306 But, if that was you and me Out there, baby 78 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:14,685 I would have shown you How to do it right 79 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:15,978 Do it right 80 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:17,813 Do it right 81 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:19,481 Do it right 82 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:20,899 Do it right 83 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:24,653 Bend over Let me see you shake a tail feather 84 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:27,698 Bend over Let me see you shake a tail feather 85 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:30,826 Bend over Let me see you shake a tail feather 86 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:39,001 Twistin'! Shake-it, shake-it, shake-it Shake-it, baby 87 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:41,378 You should be on that council, not her. 88 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:44,965 I know I should, Penny. Hey, I'm going to that hop tonight. 89 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:48,594 Oh, let me come. We'll lie and say we're going to the library to study. 90 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,262 -It's a deal, heh. - Heh. 91 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:52,973 - We'll meet 8:00, up on the avenue. PENNY: Heh. 92 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:56,977 Okay, young ladies. I've had just about enough of this screeching music. 93 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,563 Mother, we're watching The Corny Collins Show. 94 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,566 Penny, your mother called all frantic. 95 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,109 She said you are punished. 96 00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:05,861 I'm always punished. 97 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:08,572 EDNA: And Tracy, I have told you about that hair... 98 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:11,533 ...all ratted up like a teenage Jezebel. 99 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:13,619 Oh, Mother, you're so '50s. 100 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,997 Tracy's flamboyant flip is all the rage, Miss Edna. 101 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:20,209 Jackie Kennedy, our first lady, even rats her hair. 102 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:23,378 EDNA: But Tracy ain't no first lady, are you, Tracy? 103 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:27,049 No, sirree, she's a hairhopper. That's what she is. 104 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:30,636 Now, I've got nothing but hampers of ironing to do... 105 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:33,055 ...and my diet pill is wearing off. 106 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:36,600 Tracy, I want you to go to your room and study. 107 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:38,560 And Penny, don't you be listening... 108 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:41,104 ...to every bit of nonsense my daughter tells you. 109 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:44,775 If I didn't know better, I'd swear she was mental. 110 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:45,984 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 111 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:50,155 Now what? More soiled laundry for Mommy, I suppose. 112 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,241 Come in. 113 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:54,493 Edna, have you seen Penny? 114 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,954 Good Lord, Prudy, she's right over there. 115 00:08:58,247 --> 00:08:59,331 Hi, Mom. 116 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:02,251 Penny Pingleton, you know you were punished. 117 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:06,046 From now on, you're wearing a giant P on your blouse every day to school... 118 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:10,425 ...so that the whole world knows that Penny Pingleton is permanently... 119 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,386 ...positively punished. 120 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:14,888 [WHISPERS] Eight o'clock. 121 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,099 - Bye, Miss Edna. - Bye,honey. 122 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:20,435 [SIGHS] 123 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:35,993 [CROWD CHEERING] 124 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,294 [SCREAMS] 125 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:48,046 [CROWD YELLING] 126 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,858 [ENGINE STARTS] 127 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,614 AMBER: I said no. 128 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,705 [TIRES SCREECH] 129 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:26,043 [GIGGLING] 130 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:34,301 - Oh, stop. Stop, unh. - What is it? What is it? 131 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:36,261 Unh, oh, my God. 132 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:37,971 [GRUNTS] 133 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,140 - Amber, what's the matter? - No, get off of me. 134 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:43,101 - Don't look at me. - Whoa, what's the matter? Amber. 135 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,936 [AMBER WHIMPERING] 136 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,730 [DOOR CLOSES] 137 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,399 What's the matter? 138 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:52,027 I happen to have a blemish. 139 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,032 You had three good close-ups today, peflod. 140 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:59,993 Why can't you dance up front where the voters can see you? 141 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,912 Leave me alone, Mother. I have a pimple. 142 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:05,415 Heh, you had to choose a colored record as your favorite song? 143 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,417 That's nice for the neighbors. 144 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,920 You got something against Connie Francis? 145 00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:11,380 Shelley Fabares? 146 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,423 - I love Shelley Fabares. - Oh. 147 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,467 VELMA: Amber, Amber. 148 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:17,302 Are you listening to me? 149 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,390 We have to have a little talk. 150 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:24,559 You know, if your father is forced to integrate Tilted Acres... 151 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,144 ...we're out of business. 152 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,980 So at least act white on television. 153 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,273 Leave me alone, Mother. 154 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,567 "Shake a Tail Feather" is a wild song. 155 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,903 It's got a good beat and you can dance to it. 156 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,279 Oh, God, of all nights. 157 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,783 A Corny Collins record hop, and I've got craters. 158 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:42,327 Unh, just pop it. Pop it. 159 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:44,329 Just relax. Relax. 160 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:47,124 Don't be ridiculous. Take it easy. 161 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:50,252 Tension is the worst thing for a complexion. 162 00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:52,838 Come on. Lie down. Lie down. 163 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,589 No moping. 164 00:11:56,425 --> 00:11:58,593 Mother is here. 165 00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:02,055 You have beautiful skin, Amber. 166 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:08,770 There. It's gone. 167 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:12,315 [SINGS] Now it's time for you-know-what 168 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,776 Mother, I know all the dances. 169 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:18,155 Come on. Get up. Get up. 170 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,990 - Practice makes perfect. AMBER: Ugh. 171 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:21,908 VELMA: I ought to know. 172 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:25,036 Don't forget, I was Miss Soft Crab in 1945. 173 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:29,040 And that title wasn't handed to me on a silver platter. I worked for it. 174 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:34,629 Now come on. A one, two, a one, two, three, pony. 175 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,425 Mash potatoes. 176 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,927 Faster. 177 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,224 Amber, I'd like to talk to you. 178 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,809 Yes, Daddy? 179 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:49,770 Don't stop. Cha-cha. 180 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,272 - I'm tired. - One, two, cha-cha-cha. 181 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,982 One, two, cha-cha-cha. 182 00:12:54,149 --> 00:13:00,572 I had some new campaign fliers made up today, all for Daddy's little girl. 183 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:03,909 Now, I want you to hand those out at the hop tonight to everyone. 184 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,911 Each and every one of those. 185 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,330 - Twist. - Oh, Daddy, ugh. 186 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:11,124 No lip from you, Miss ingrate. 187 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,627 This campaign is costing us an arm and a leg. 188 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,922 New gowns, hairdresser three times a week. 189 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:21,134 Your hairspray bill alone is enough to eat up all the profits from the Tilt-A-Whirl. 190 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,846 Do as Daddy says or we'll send you to Catholic school where you belong. 191 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,390 - Right, Franklin? - That's right. Catholic school. 192 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:31,978 Pass the macaroni and cheese, please. 193 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,774 Did you take that appetite suppressant I gave you on Dr. McKenzie's orders? 194 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:38,443 Mother, I'm a growing teenager. I need food. 195 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,695 Let her eat, Edna. 196 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,573 Tracy, did you do your chores around the house today? 197 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,200 [EDNA CHUCKLES] 198 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:48,203 Not Miss Tracy, Cyd Charisse herself. 199 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:52,499 She's too busy ratting her hair and doing the Ubangi stomp. 200 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:56,711 WILBUR: Tracy, we all have responsibilities in life. 201 00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:59,881 You may think owning the Hardy Har joke shop is all drudgery... 202 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:03,343 ...unwrapping dribble glasses, checking doggie doo inventory... 203 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,636 ...but I love it. 204 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:06,555 [WILBUR & EDNA LAUGHING] 205 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,307 You'll see. Work can be fun. 206 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:13,144 Can I please be excused to go to the library to study? 207 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,815 [CHUBBY CHECKER'S "DANCIN' PARTY" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 208 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,276 Let's have a ball at the hall tonight 209 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:22,654 Boot it girl till the early bright 210 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:27,826 Make a scene with the record machine At the dancin' party tonight 211 00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:29,953 Come on let's try mashed potatoes too 212 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,454 What's the problem, officer? 213 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,790 - This is a white establishment. - Oh, come on. 214 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:36,293 Hey, listen, we just came to dance. 215 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:37,836 [WOMAN SIGHS] 216 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:41,214 - That's not fair. - Open your purse, please. 217 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:45,010 And everything's all right 218 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:49,431 Go. Go. 219 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,935 Mess around, Bristol Stompin' too 220 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,396 Pony now like it's all brand new 221 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,857 Any dance that you wanna do 222 00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:01,318 [ALL CHEERING] 223 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:08,491 Boys and girls, stay on the dance floor. Here comes the hottest tune of the day. 224 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,161 And it started right here in Baltimore. 225 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:18,335 And where did you see it first, kids? 226 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:21,671 ALL". The Corny Collins Show. 227 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:26,843 A big strong line, ladies and gentlemen. It's "Madison Time." 228 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,095 I can do that dance. 229 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,307 [RAY BRYANT COMBO'S "MADISON TIME" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 230 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,853 It's Madison time, hit it 231 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:43,193 You're lookin' good A big strong line 232 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,406 When I say hit it I want you to go two up and two back 233 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:52,077 With a big strong turn and back to the Madison 234 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,120 Hit it 235 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,040 No, you dance better than all of them. Go ahead. Go. 236 00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,459 You're lookin' good 237 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:05,548 Now when I say hit it I want you to go two up and two back 238 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:09,427 Double cross Come out of it with the rifleman 239 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,180 Hit it 240 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,608 Crazy 241 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:26,236 Now when I say hit it I want the big strong "M" 242 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,947 Erase it, and back to the Madison 243 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,033 Hit it 244 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,706 Walk on, you're lookin' good 245 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:50,301 Now then when I say hit it It'll be "T" time 246 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,472 Hit it 247 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:02,605 Big strong line 248 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:06,735 Now when I say hit it I want the big strong basketball 249 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,487 With the Wilt Chamberlain hook 250 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,992 Hit it 251 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,203 Two points 252 00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,958 Now this time when I say hit it 253 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:25,754 I want the big strong Jackie Gleason And back to the Madison 254 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,132 Hit it 255 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,053 And away we go 256 00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:35,847 Crazy 257 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:39,559 When I say hit it, go two up and two back Double cross and freeze 258 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,144 Hit it 259 00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:50,695 And hold it right there 260 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,948 [ALL CHEERING] 261 00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:00,371 All right. Hold on to your hats, all you continental rockers... 262 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:04,542 ...because it's dance contest time, and we've got the wildest judge in town. 263 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:08,046 You listen to her every night on WEDD and she hosts Negro Day... 264 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:11,216 ...on The Corny Collins Show the last Thursday of every month. 265 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:14,511 A warm welcome for the queen of Baltimore soul... 266 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,972 ...Miss Motormouth Maybelle herself, ladies and gentlemen. 267 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:21,059 Let's hear it, Baltimore. Motormouth Maybelle. 268 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:25,522 All right, here she comes, looking very fine. 269 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:31,402 Ooh, wee, tiddley papa, I am a Whopper. 270 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,446 [CHEERING] 271 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:40,703 Motormouth Maybelle is my name and, sweetheart, dancing is my game. 272 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,958 Motormouth, Motormouth, Motormouth. 273 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,292 All right. 274 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:50,505 Chubby Checker and "Pony Time." 275 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,842 [CHUBBY CHECKER'S "PONY TIME" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 276 00:18:54,300 --> 00:19:00,265 Hey now let's party In the union hall 277 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:05,103 It's pony time When you hear this call 278 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:10,441 So get with it Don't quit it 279 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,485 Get up 280 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,738 Okay, fatso, let's see what you're made of. 281 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,950 With a big boss line 282 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,995 Well anyway you do it 283 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,913 You're gonna look real fine 284 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:29,043 So get with it Don't quit it 285 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,962 Get up 286 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:35,633 Now you turn to the left When I say gee 287 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,344 You turn to the right When I say haw 288 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,347 Now gee Yeah, yeah, little baby 289 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:45,685 Now haw Yeah, oh, baby 290 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,771 Oh, baby, pony baby 291 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:54,110 Do it, baby Oh, baby, oh, baby 292 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,112 Boogety, boogety, boogety, boogety 293 00:19:56,279 --> 00:20:02,160 Gonna see little Suzie Who lives next door 294 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:05,205 She's doin' the pony 295 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,249 She's takin' the floor 296 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,502 So get with it Don't quit it 297 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:12,754 [ALL CHEERING] 298 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,303 All right. 299 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:23,514 All right, Motormouth, just three couples left. 300 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,391 Tammy, bring on the applause meter. 301 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:29,687 Is it going to be couple number one? 302 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,232 [BEEPS] 303 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,359 [ALL CHEERING] 304 00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:36,527 Or is it couple number two? 305 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,197 [BEEPS] 306 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:42,617 Or shall it be couple number three? 307 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,744 [BEEPING RAPIDLY] 308 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,170 All right. 309 00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:56,589 I think we have a winner. 310 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,633 And that winner is... 311 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:02,971 I love them tender, Tracy and Fender. 312 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,472 CORNY: All right. 313 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:07,976 Tracy Turnblad and Fender. 314 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,400 Tracy Turnblad, you are the queen of the hop tonight. 315 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:19,404 We hold auditions for the Council tomorrow. Come down, strut your stuff. 316 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,572 Oh, Corny, do you really think I'm good enough? 317 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:22,782 What do you think, Kids? 318 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,784 ALL: Yeah! 319 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:30,039 I hear you. Thanks for coming down, Tracy. We'll see you tomorrow. 320 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,501 Now, Motormouth, I think it's time we slowed things down a little... 321 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:34,961 ...with Mr. Gene Pitney. 322 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:39,048 You can't hide your face in this godforsaken place. 323 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:43,553 Here in your own city, there's a town without pity, heh. 324 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,471 Gene Pitney, ladies and gentlemen. 325 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:49,183 [GENE PITNEY'S "TOWN WITHOUT PITY" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 326 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:04,282 When you're young and so and love As we 327 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:10,246 And bewildered by the world we see 328 00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:16,586 Why do people hurt us so Only those in love would know 329 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:22,550 What a town without pity can do 330 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,553 Whore. 331 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:43,613 How can we keep love alive How can anything survive 332 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:47,575 When these little minds tear you in two 333 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:53,706 What a town without pity can do 334 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:58,378 No, it isn't very pretty 335 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:05,843 What a town without pity can do 336 00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:18,731 [THE DOVELLS' "DO THE NEW CONTINENTAL" PLAYING] 337 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:24,070 Hey, diddily da Yeah, yeah, yeah 338 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,988 Come on and make a line 339 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,699 Continental, continental 340 00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:33,871 Hey, diddily dee Oh, yeah, you're looking fine 341 00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:36,541 Continental, continental 342 00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:40,545 Come on Let's go 343 00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:44,549 It's continental time Continental, continental 344 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:47,510 Hey, diddily doo Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah 345 00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:52,348 This dance is all brand new Continental, continental 346 00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:57,437 Hey, diddily doo Aha, it's such a ball to do 347 00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:59,564 Continental, continental 348 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:00,815 [MUSIC STOPS] 349 00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:02,775 Thank you, girls. 350 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:07,405 And now it's time to move on to a little something we call the spotlight. 351 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,955 Okay. First girl, Miss Pingleton? 352 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:19,709 Uh, I'm just a little nervous. 353 00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,961 This is show business, young lady. 354 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,130 If you think you're nervous now, ha. 355 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,340 Wait till you're on the air. 356 00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:28,968 Okay, first question? 357 00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:34,098 Are you now, or have you ever gone steady? 358 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:37,518 Well, I'm not going with anybody now, but I'd love to date a Council Member. 359 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,479 - Pfft. She wishes. MAN: Yeah, right. 360 00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:40,813 [ALL SPEAK INDISTINCTLY] 361 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,023 Come on. 362 00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:44,275 Exactly how many sweaters do you have? 363 00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,194 Gee, I never counted. 364 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,987 I guess about five. 365 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:49,655 ALL: Five? 366 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,699 [ALL LAUGH] 367 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:53,534 Next. 368 00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:58,164 Nadine Carver, Eastern High School. 369 00:24:58,331 --> 00:25:01,375 Are you aware Negro Day is the last Thursday of every month? 370 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:04,212 NADINE: Yes, I've been on it a few times. 371 00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:08,299 I feel the show should be integrated every day. 372 00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:09,884 [ALL MUTTERING] 373 00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:12,011 Can you relate to Lesley Gore's music? 374 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:13,304 [CHUCKLES] 375 00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:16,182 Look, she ain't no James Brown... 376 00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:20,436 ...but I can dance to Lawrence Welk if I have to. 377 00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:22,563 WOMAN: Lawrence Welk? 378 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,106 Thank you, Nadine. 379 00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:26,317 Tracy Turnblad. 380 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:36,452 Would you do a pimple cream commercial on camera... 381 00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:38,412 ...if Corny asked you to? 382 00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:39,872 I'd be proud to. 383 00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:44,168 Luckily, I've never been cursed with acne like others. 384 00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:47,129 But I realize the devastating effect of skin blemishes... 385 00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:48,965 ...on the social life of teenagers. 386 00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:55,930 Would you ever, heh, swim in an integrated swimming pool, heh? 387 00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:57,139 WOMAN: Oh, my God. 388 00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:58,349 [ALL CHATTERING] 389 00:25:58,516 --> 00:25:59,809 - I certainly would, Iggy. - Heh. 390 00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:01,310 TRACY: I'm a modern kind of girl. 391 00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:03,104 I'm all for integration. 392 00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:05,565 Ugh, aren't you a little fat for the show? 393 00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:06,983 That's enough, Amber. 394 00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:11,612 I would imagine that many home viewers are also pleasantly plump or chunky. 395 00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:14,532 Oh, come on. The show's not filmed in CinemaScope, heh. 396 00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:15,825 You're out of line, Amber. 397 00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:18,578 MAN: Ow. - Corny, Tammy, can't you see? 398 00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:21,497 - This girl's a trash can. - That's five demerit points. 399 00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:24,750 You're suspended from the show today. Pack your things. Go home. 400 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,252 WOMAN: Oh, my God. 401 00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:30,881 - I was supposed to lead ladies' choice. - I'm sure we can find a replacement. 402 00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:35,136 AMBER: Yes, Corny. - Please, wait outside. 403 00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:39,098 The Council will now meet in secret, debate your personality flaws... 404 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:42,059 ...and come to a final decision. 405 00:26:45,313 --> 00:26:46,981 PENNY: Miss Edna! 406 00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:49,442 Miss Edna! 407 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:51,569 EDNA: Penny Pingleton, you'll wake the dead. 408 00:26:51,736 --> 00:26:52,987 Tracy's not home yet. 409 00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:55,906 Plus your mother called and she's on the Warpath. 410 00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:57,700 PENNY: I know, Miss Edna. Can I come in? 411 00:26:57,867 --> 00:26:59,785 Oh, there's something you have gotta see. 412 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:01,787 EDNA: Well, yeah, come on up... 413 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:05,333 ...but I've got ironing and Wilbur's working. 414 00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:07,918 PENNY: Mr. Turnblad! 415 00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:16,427 It's not war with Cuba, is it? 416 00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:19,055 - Or more Negro problems? - No, you'll see. 417 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:22,308 Did poor Debbie Reynolds have a nervous breakdown? 418 00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:23,684 This better be good. 419 00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:27,146 Broad daylight and I'm sitting in front of a TV. 420 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,523 I've seen The Corny Collins Show, thank you. 421 00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:34,028 - Just watch. - I just lost a $2.69 Silly Putty sale. 422 00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:37,281 - This better be worth it. - Wait, you'll see. Just watch. 423 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:38,824 - What's your name? - I'm Ruby. 424 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:40,451 - And you? -Dee Dee. 425 00:27:40,618 --> 00:27:42,411 CORNY: What about you? LUCILLE: I'm Lucille. 426 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,330 CORNY". Where will you be appearing tonight? 427 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:45,831 We'll be at the Royal Theater. 428 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:49,335 - At Motormouth Maybelle's... -All soul review. 429 00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:51,170 All right, ladies and gentlemen... 430 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:53,506 ...a big hand for Baltimore's own Trinklettes. 431 00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:55,424 I closed up shop for this? 432 00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:56,967 Just wait. 433 00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:58,636 CORNY". Let's keep the music playing... 434 00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:00,888 ...and the hits a-turning with Mr. Gene Chandler... 435 00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:04,016 ...because the Duke of Earl loves to cha-cha. 436 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,102 [GENE CHANDLER'S "DUKE OF EARL" PLAYING ON TV] 437 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:07,687 There, there. Look. 438 00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:09,188 It's Tracy. 439 00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:12,858 Oh, my God. She's all peroxided up. 440 00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:16,487 WILBUR: I'll be damned. Tracy's on TV. 441 00:28:16,654 --> 00:28:18,114 With a triple process, yet. 442 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,450 But Tracy was accepted on the Corny Collins Council. 443 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:25,413 Mr. and Mrs. Turnblad, your daughter's a star. 444 00:28:27,123 --> 00:28:30,584 And you, you are my girl 445 00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:34,797 And no one can hurt you, oh, no 446 00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:37,258 PENNY: See? She's already getting close-ups. 447 00:28:37,425 --> 00:28:39,176 Does she get paid for this? 448 00:28:39,719 --> 00:28:43,055 - Big as a house. - I think she looks pretty, Edna, heh. 449 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:45,558 [PHONE RINGING] 450 00:28:50,855 --> 00:28:52,815 Hello. 451 00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:56,444 Uh, yes, I'm watching her now. 452 00:28:57,027 --> 00:28:59,280 You are? Well, thank you, heh. 453 00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:02,283 Yes. Good bye. 454 00:29:03,325 --> 00:29:05,494 That was Hilda from up Conklin Street. 455 00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:07,246 She's going to send a telegram. 456 00:29:09,290 --> 00:29:12,293 Oh, God, there she is. 457 00:29:15,838 --> 00:29:16,881 [AMBER GROANS] 458 00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:19,133 [MACHINE BEEPS] 459 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:24,555 Nothing can stop me, now 460 00:29:24,722 --> 00:29:29,143 'Cause I'm the Duke of Earl 461 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:32,688 So,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah 462 00:29:34,565 --> 00:29:36,901 [ALL CHEERING] 463 00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:42,031 It's time to introduce someone very special. 464 00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:45,201 A new Council Member making her first appearance on the show... 465 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:47,870 ...and we already have telegrams. Introduce yourself. 466 00:29:48,037 --> 00:29:52,666 Hi, Corny. I'm Tracy Turnblad and I go to Mervel High. 467 00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:58,047 Well, someone out there likes you. 468 00:29:58,214 --> 00:30:01,091 "Please, have the new girl lead a ladies' choice." 469 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,552 I was supposed to lead the ladies' choice. 470 00:30:03,886 --> 00:30:06,430 - Tell me, Tracy, are you going steady? -No, I'm not. 471 00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:08,808 But there is somebody I've got a crush on. 472 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:12,937 Who, I'd like to know? She's just a child. 473 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,439 Well, let's see who the lucky guy is. 474 00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:18,108 Ladies and gentlemen, a ladies' choice. 475 00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:20,361 Hi, Tracy. It's me, Penny. 476 00:30:20,528 --> 00:30:22,321 She can't hear you. 477 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:29,286 She better hadn't dare. 478 00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:31,997 [BARBARA LYNN'S "YOU'LL LOSE A GOOD THING" PLAYING] 479 00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:36,085 If you should lose me 480 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,630 Oh, yeah 481 00:30:39,797 --> 00:30:42,174 You'll lose a good thing 482 00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:50,224 If you should lose me 483 00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:53,519 Oh, yeah 484 00:30:53,686 --> 00:30:57,982 You'll lose a good thing 485 00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:05,406 You know I love you 486 00:31:05,573 --> 00:31:09,451 Do anything for you 487 00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:15,165 Ugh, oh, God. He's violated the oath of the friendship ring. 488 00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:17,459 [GRUNTS] 489 00:31:19,128 --> 00:31:20,170 [WHIMPERS] 490 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:21,463 Oh, don't cry, honey. 491 00:31:22,006 --> 00:31:25,384 You'll lose a good thing 492 00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:33,559 I'm givin' you one more chance 493 00:31:33,726 --> 00:31:36,270 For you to do right 494 00:31:37,688 --> 00:31:42,693 if you'll only straighten up We'll have a good life 495 00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:44,653 VELMA: That fat girl's no competition. 496 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:47,239 White trash, plain and simple. 497 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:50,826 For all we know, that girl could be high yellow. 498 00:31:50,993 --> 00:31:55,956 Oh, Mommy, Daddy, I'll still be the queen of the auto show, won't I? 499 00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:58,459 Oh, honey. 500 00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:03,172 [ALL CHEERING] 501 00:32:05,174 --> 00:32:08,427 ALL: Tracy! 502 00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:10,596 MAN: Tracy. 503 00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:20,230 No, she's not here. 504 00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:22,691 Well, I'm sure she loves you too. 505 00:32:23,025 --> 00:32:25,945 Yes, thank you. Goodbye. 506 00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:27,529 This is amazing. 507 00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:29,782 She's so popular already. 508 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,660 She could be one of The June Taylor Dancers. 509 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:35,663 [PHONE RINGS] 510 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:40,918 Hello. 511 00:32:41,085 --> 00:32:45,965 Well, yes, I am Tracy Turnblad's agent. 512 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:48,717 Give me a pencil. Quick, quick. 513 00:32:51,804 --> 00:32:53,889 How may I help you? 514 00:32:54,056 --> 00:32:55,307 Mm-hm, mm-hm. 515 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:56,558 [TRACY PANTS] 516 00:32:56,725 --> 00:32:57,768 PENNY: Here's Tracy. 517 00:32:57,935 --> 00:32:59,561 [CHEERING] 518 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:01,438 Oh, Tracy, you were wonderful. 519 00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:04,358 - Honey, we're real proud of you. - We'll be there. 520 00:33:04,525 --> 00:33:05,693 Oh, sweetie, listen. 521 00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:08,737 Tomorrow, get up just a bit closer so we can see you better. 522 00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:12,074 And maybe even give the Hardy Har a little p-p-p plug, heh. 523 00:33:12,241 --> 00:33:14,493 Oh, Morn, Dad. 524 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:17,287 Oh, Penny, my best friend. 525 00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:19,123 I'm so happy. 526 00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:25,379 Finally all of Baltimore knows, I'm big, blond and beautiful. 527 00:33:25,546 --> 00:33:27,297 You're a teen leader now. 528 00:33:27,464 --> 00:33:30,134 And the show biz offers are pouring in. 529 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:33,303 Tonight we have an audition. Honey, this is only the beginning. 530 00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:35,973 Stick with me and we'll claw our way to the top. 531 00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:37,391 Oh, God. 532 00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:42,187 Fame, fortune, glamour. 533 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:44,690 And to top it off... 534 00:33:44,857 --> 00:33:46,025 [SIGHS] 535 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:48,318 -...I'm in love. - Oh. 536 00:33:50,446 --> 00:33:53,866 Wow, Tracy, you're really tough. 537 00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:12,801 Oh, ooh, Tracy, what do you think about this one? 538 00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:14,011 TRACY: I like it. - Oh. 539 00:34:14,178 --> 00:34:16,346 Wilbur would kill us if we spent that much. 540 00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:19,058 You look gorgeous, Bertha. Simply exquisite. 541 00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:22,644 - Oh, I don't know, Pinky. - Have an éclair. 542 00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:23,979 BERTHA: Oh. 543 00:34:24,146 --> 00:34:26,899 Eat up, girls. Eat up. Big is beautiful. 544 00:34:27,066 --> 00:34:29,026 Tracy Turnblad. 545 00:34:29,193 --> 00:34:32,404 Welcome to the Hefty Hideaway house of fashion for the ample woman. 546 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:35,199 - Hi, I'm Mr. Pinky. - Hi. 547 00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:39,286 Mr. Pinky, I'm Tracy's business manager, Edna Turnblad. 548 00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:41,705 Well, it's a pleasure to meet the both of you. 549 00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:45,000 Here, we cater to big-boned gals like yourself who are stylish... 550 00:34:45,167 --> 00:34:48,712 ...and at the same time frustrated by the lack of sizes in stores today. 551 00:34:48,879 --> 00:34:51,757 I saw you on TV. I want you to be my model. 552 00:34:51,924 --> 00:34:54,343 Would, uh--? Would she be paid for this? 553 00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:55,969 One free outfit a month. 554 00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:59,056 You start tomorrow. I hope there's no diets in the works... 555 00:34:59,223 --> 00:35:02,976 ...because I want to design your Miss Auto Show coronation gown myself. 556 00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:07,022 Could, uh, could you throw a pair of complimentary pettipants in the deal? 557 00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:10,109 You drive a hard bargain, Miss Edna, and rightfully so. 558 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:13,529 Pettipants, pettigirdle, you just let Tracy take her pick. 559 00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:16,240 How about a fabulous frock just for me? 560 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:19,118 - Tracy has to work one extra day for free. -It's a deal. 561 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:21,120 - Thank you, Mr. Pinky. - Ha-ha-ha. 562 00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:24,665 I'm going to make you a star. 563 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:31,421 I hope your father likes this. 564 00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:34,091 He'll love it. You look beautiful. It's the new you. 565 00:35:34,258 --> 00:35:35,300 [DOOR BELLS JINGLE] 566 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,803 Oh, morn, come on. Come on. 567 00:35:37,970 --> 00:35:39,221 - Go in the beauty shop? - Yes. 568 00:35:39,388 --> 00:35:41,223 - You haven't done that in years. - No, ha, ha. 569 00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:43,851 - Come on. You deserve it. - No, Wilbur will kill me. 570 00:35:44,017 --> 00:35:45,894 - Come on. - Oh, okay. 571 00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:48,647 - You really think I should? - Yes. 572 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:01,952 Come on, Mom. 573 00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:08,458 - Mama, welcome to the '60s. - Heh. 574 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:13,881 GIRL: I'll talk to you after biology. BOY: See you after PE, guys. 575 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:20,846 TEACHER: In the figure shown, line segment AB and line segment CD... 576 00:36:21,013 --> 00:36:22,848 ...are chords of the circle. 577 00:36:23,015 --> 00:36:26,852 Line segment PA and line segment PC-- 578 00:36:27,811 --> 00:36:30,856 What is the problem, Mr. Davis? 579 00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:33,525 I can't see through her hair. 580 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:35,235 I can't help it if he's short. 581 00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:40,866 Your ratted hair is preventing yet another student's geometry education. 582 00:36:41,325 --> 00:36:43,660 It's feathered, not ratted. 583 00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:47,623 Whatever you call it, it's a hair-don't. 584 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:49,958 You've been warned repeatedly. 585 00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:54,171 I want you to take a little walk down to the principal's office. 586 00:36:54,338 --> 00:36:56,048 Let's see what he has to say. 587 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,235 Anyway, she was right in the car... 588 00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:20,739 ...in plain sight of just everybody at the hop. 589 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,241 She was nude. 590 00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:24,284 - No. - That fat thing? 591 00:37:24,451 --> 00:37:26,995 Tracy Turnblad is a whore. 592 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:31,333 Happy now? 593 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,669 - But, Mom, I didn't do-- - Don't "but, Mom" me. 594 00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:36,797 - I didn't. He's lying. Ow! - You are suspended. 595 00:37:36,964 --> 00:37:40,217 - What was that for? - Give you something to whine about. 596 00:37:47,808 --> 00:37:50,477 Miss Turnblad? 597 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,110 Have a seat. 598 00:37:58,277 --> 00:38:00,279 Yes, sir. 599 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:08,578 Once again, your hairdo is getting you in hot water. 600 00:38:08,745 --> 00:38:12,416 Didn't two weeks in hairdo detention have any effect? 601 00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:15,711 Uh, I happen to be the height of teen fashion. 602 00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:19,381 You're on a one-way ticket to reform school. 603 00:38:19,589 --> 00:38:22,843 Well, I'm afraid we're just going to have to change your homeroom. 604 00:38:23,010 --> 00:38:28,140 Starting today, you report to class 10-D, room 108. 605 00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:29,474 Special ed? 606 00:38:29,683 --> 00:38:33,061 Yes, Miss Turnblad, special education. 607 00:38:33,270 --> 00:38:35,230 - But that's for retards. - Mm. 608 00:38:35,397 --> 00:38:37,232 And the black kids you try to hold back. 609 00:38:37,399 --> 00:38:39,943 Here, you will be taught by specialists... 610 00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:44,114 ...trained to deal with hairdo scofflaws in high-school society. 611 00:38:44,281 --> 00:38:45,907 Mr. Davidson. 612 00:38:46,116 --> 00:38:48,160 That will be all, Miss Turnblad. 613 00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:52,289 TEACHER: The city of Baltimore has an interesting Catholic history. 614 00:38:52,456 --> 00:38:54,291 It was named after Lord Baltimore. 615 00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:56,835 He founded the Maryland colony for Catholics... 616 00:38:57,002 --> 00:39:00,839 ...and others who could not practice their religion in England. 617 00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:02,549 [ALL CHATTERING] 618 00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:05,010 [BOY 1 SINGING INDISTINCTLY] 619 00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:12,809 BOY 2: Hey, don't touch my stuff. I'll kick your ass. 620 00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:14,770 GIRL: Take it back. 621 00:39:18,899 --> 00:39:21,610 [ALL WHOOPING AND WHISTLING] 622 00:39:28,909 --> 00:39:31,453 GIRL: Teach us how to dance, honey. 623 00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:45,884 BOY 2: Yeah, yeah. Go, go, go-- 624 00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:50,847 Good morning, class. 625 00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:53,350 ALL: Good morning, Mrs. Shipley. 626 00:39:53,809 --> 00:39:57,813 Now let's all stand and say the Pledge of Allegiance. 627 00:40:06,363 --> 00:40:09,449 ALL: I pledge allegiance to the flag... 628 00:40:09,616 --> 00:40:11,660 ...of the United States of America. 629 00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:14,121 [TRACY COUGHS] 630 00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:19,000 WOMAN: And one and two and three and four. 631 00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:21,586 Let's warm it up. And one and two... 632 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:24,506 Come on, Amber. Can't we just be friends? 633 00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:27,259 You're acting like a child. 634 00:40:27,426 --> 00:40:29,511 WOMAN: Here we go with jumping jacks. 635 00:40:29,678 --> 00:40:33,473 Let's go. And one and two and three... 636 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:34,850 Now, as you all know... 637 00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:37,936 ...today is special education's turn at the dodgeball tournament. 638 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:39,438 ALL: Aw! 639 00:40:42,149 --> 00:40:45,152 So let's get into the locker room, put on those gym outfits... 640 00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:49,281 ...and show them that special education is nothing to laugh about. 641 00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:52,159 WOMAN: And three and four. Looking good. 642 00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:53,785 Look, it's special ed. 643 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:56,329 [ALL LAUGHING] 644 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:03,128 This is special ed? 645 00:41:03,295 --> 00:41:06,756 [ALL LAUGHING] 646 00:41:14,347 --> 00:41:16,099 GIRL: Special ed in the red! 647 00:41:16,266 --> 00:41:17,684 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 648 00:41:17,851 --> 00:41:21,354 All right, ladies, let's go. Let's play dodgeball. 649 00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:23,231 [ALL YELLING] 650 00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:25,984 Penny, they put me in special ed just because of my hair. 651 00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:30,572 BOY: Hey, I saw you on The Corny Collins Show. 652 00:41:30,739 --> 00:41:32,908 Where'd a white girl learn to dance like that? 653 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:34,117 TRACY: Just practicing. 654 00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:36,828 Oh, and watching Negro Day on Corny Collins. 655 00:41:37,037 --> 00:41:39,414 Hey, Thunder Thighs, this one's for you. 656 00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:41,416 Grow up, Amber. 657 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:45,045 Mama says Negro Day ain't nothing but segregation. 658 00:41:45,212 --> 00:41:46,546 TRACY: Your mama? BOY: Yeah. 659 00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:49,508 None other than Motormouth Maybelle herself. 660 00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:51,551 I'm Seaweed. 661 00:41:52,052 --> 00:41:54,930 Hey, Penny, see the colored boy, the cute one? 662 00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:57,516 His mother is Motormouth Maybelle. 663 00:41:57,682 --> 00:41:59,267 He's gorgeous. 664 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:07,484 I'll get the fat retard. 665 00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:12,781 [WHISTLES] 666 00:42:12,948 --> 00:42:16,243 - Game over! Let's hit the showers. LINK: Tracy? 667 00:42:17,244 --> 00:42:18,745 Tracy? 668 00:42:18,912 --> 00:42:20,288 GIRL: Did you see that? 669 00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:22,791 Tracy? 670 00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:24,751 You're all right, girl. 671 00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:27,712 PENNY: Are you sure she's all right? - Yeah. 672 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,339 She'll be okay. 673 00:42:29,506 --> 00:42:33,009 LINK: It's not who wins. It's how you play the game. 674 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,305 Tracy, would you go steady with me? 675 00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:39,599 Uh-huh. 676 00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:41,601 [CHUBBY CHECKER'S "LET'S TWIST AGAIN" PLAYING] 677 00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:44,229 Come on, everybody Clap your hands 678 00:42:44,396 --> 00:42:46,731 Now you're looking good 679 00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:49,818 I'm gonna sing my song It won't take long 680 00:42:49,985 --> 00:42:53,405 We're gonna do the twist And it goes like this 681 00:42:53,572 --> 00:42:58,368 Come on let's twist again Like we did last summer 682 00:42:58,535 --> 00:43:04,583 Yeah, let's twist again Like we did last year 683 00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:09,629 Do you remember when Things were really hummin'? 684 00:43:09,963 --> 00:43:16,344 Yeah, let's twist again Twistin' time is here 685 00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:22,309 Yeah, round and round And up and down we go again 686 00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:26,730 Oh, baby let me know You love me so 687 00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:32,694 And then twist again Like we did last summer 688 00:43:32,861 --> 00:43:38,658 Girl, let's twist again Like we did last year 689 00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:43,622 Come on, let's twist again Twistin' time is here 690 00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:46,082 [ALL CHEERING] 691 00:43:48,918 --> 00:43:53,340 MAN: Four, three, two, one. You're on the air. 692 00:43:53,757 --> 00:43:57,218 Fatty, fatty, 2-by-4, can't get through the dressing room door? 693 00:43:57,385 --> 00:44:01,890 Hi, I'm Mr. Pinky, owner of the Hefty Hideaway, 3311 Eastern Avenue. 694 00:44:02,057 --> 00:44:05,268 Are you big-boned, got a glandular problem, but still want glamour? 695 00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:08,355 Don't worry about it. The Hefty Hideaway has got it all. 696 00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:11,441 This beautiful ensemble, being modeled by our lovely Tracy... 697 00:44:11,608 --> 00:44:15,403 ...is available in sizes 12 to 26. You heard me right. 698 00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:17,280 You need a girdle? We got them. 699 00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:20,575 Even got large-size shoes for that continental Clementine look. 700 00:44:20,742 --> 00:44:21,910 [SINGS] Oh, my darling 701 00:44:22,118 --> 00:44:24,663 All at prices you can afford. Big is beautiful. 702 00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:27,207 Hefty Hideaway, Eastern Avenue. Come on in today. 703 00:44:27,374 --> 00:44:29,417 You'll be awful glad you did. 704 00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:32,003 [EDNA LAUGHING] 705 00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:34,089 - That's our little baby. EDNA: Ugh. 706 00:44:35,382 --> 00:44:37,342 She's prettier than Elizabeth Taylor. 707 00:44:38,385 --> 00:44:41,096 Thank you. It's, uh, a thrill to have you as a new sponsor. 708 00:44:41,262 --> 00:44:45,100 And Tracy, you keep this up and you just may be crowned Miss Auto Show 1963. 709 00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:47,185 [CHEERING] 710 00:44:47,352 --> 00:44:49,104 CORNY: Remember, tomorrow is Preteen Day... 711 00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:51,356 ...so bring your little brother or little sister... 712 00:44:51,523 --> 00:44:55,694 ...or cousins or nieces or nephews and let those tykes rock'n'roll on-- 713 00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:58,530 ALL". The Corny Collins Show. 714 00:45:00,407 --> 00:45:02,033 I've never been to North Avenue. 715 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,994 Don't worry. Seaweed gave me the directions. 716 00:45:07,706 --> 00:45:08,748 [BUS HORN HONKS] 717 00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:10,208 WOMAN: Oh, my God! It's Tracy! 718 00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:11,835 [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 719 00:45:12,585 --> 00:45:15,463 WOMAN: Tracy! - What's your name? 720 00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:17,799 Oh, that's so sweet. 721 00:45:17,966 --> 00:45:20,009 Thank you. 722 00:45:20,427 --> 00:45:23,179 Penny! Hurry up. Hurry up. 723 00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:26,433 I gotta go. Thank you. Penny! 724 00:45:29,769 --> 00:45:31,271 [PRUDENCE SCREAMS] 725 00:45:31,438 --> 00:45:33,398 Taxi. Taxi. 726 00:45:33,565 --> 00:45:37,026 Come here. Quick, quick. 727 00:45:37,318 --> 00:45:38,403 Follow that bus. 728 00:45:47,328 --> 00:45:49,664 - Yeah, this is the place. - Wow. 729 00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:52,292 This is great. 730 00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:55,044 Look at that. 731 00:45:55,211 --> 00:45:58,173 Never been to this part of town before, heh. 732 00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:01,760 PENNY: Hi. WOMAN: Hi. 733 00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:10,351 There they are. Stop the cab. Stop the cab. 734 00:46:25,742 --> 00:46:28,244 [THE TWO DU-TONES' "THE BIRD" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 735 00:46:28,411 --> 00:46:31,664 Come on, everybody Dig this dance I'm gonna put down 736 00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:33,333 Is it the Watusi? 737 00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:34,918 [MOUTHS] No, baby 738 00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:38,379 - Is it the twist? -Un-un! 739 00:46:38,588 --> 00:46:41,633 - Flap your wings -Flap your wings 740 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,844 - While the music swings -While the music swings 741 00:46:45,011 --> 00:46:47,764 - Get with the beat, now -Get with the beat 742 00:46:47,931 --> 00:46:49,724 Ow! Lookin' real 743 00:46:51,643 --> 00:46:54,646 - Come on and work it baby -Work, work, work 744 00:46:54,813 --> 00:46:57,273 - Come on and work it now -Work it, work 745 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,901 Tracy Turnblad. 746 00:47:02,070 --> 00:47:05,156 You're my favorite dancer on Corny Collins. 747 00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:08,117 I'm L'il Inez, Seaweed's sister. 748 00:47:08,284 --> 00:47:10,745 Well, it's nice to meet you, L'il Inez. 749 00:47:10,912 --> 00:47:14,123 Uh, this is my best friend Penny. Link you probably know from the show. 750 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:16,459 Wow, you guys really came. Hey, everybody. 751 00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:19,462 This is Tracy, the baddest white dancer in town. 752 00:47:19,671 --> 00:47:21,297 And this is Link. 753 00:47:21,464 --> 00:47:22,799 This is Penny. 754 00:47:22,966 --> 00:47:24,717 MAYBELLE: No matter what you heard... 755 00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:30,557 ...we are gonna teach the white children how to do the Bird. 756 00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:34,310 Right. Come on. Come on. Watch. 757 00:47:35,895 --> 00:47:38,815 - Come on and work it baby -Work, work, work 758 00:47:38,982 --> 00:47:42,235 - Come on and work it, honey -Work, work, work 759 00:47:42,402 --> 00:47:45,446 - Do the swim -Do the swim 760 00:47:45,613 --> 00:47:47,407 - Do the flea, now -Do the flea 761 00:47:47,615 --> 00:47:48,741 Hey, Miss White Lady. 762 00:47:48,908 --> 00:47:51,870 [SCREAMING] 763 00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:53,162 [LAUGHING] 764 00:47:53,329 --> 00:47:57,834 Hey, can you spare me a quarter, so I can buy me a taste? 765 00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:00,128 Somebody, please, help me. 766 00:48:00,295 --> 00:48:02,046 Here, here. Take it all. 767 00:48:02,255 --> 00:48:03,965 - Take it. Take it all. - Uh... 768 00:48:04,132 --> 00:48:06,926 [ALL LAUGHING] 769 00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:09,178 Please, don't hurt me. Please. 770 00:48:11,556 --> 00:48:13,808 Why, thank you. Thank you kindly. 771 00:48:13,975 --> 00:48:15,560 [CHUCKLES] 772 00:48:16,102 --> 00:48:17,562 - Help. - Ha-ha-ha! 773 00:48:18,605 --> 00:48:21,316 No, no, no. 774 00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:23,902 Oh, Oh, Oh! 775 00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:26,237 - Officer. - Yes, ma'am? Can I help you? 776 00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:29,699 [SCREAMING] 777 00:48:30,783 --> 00:48:33,077 [BUNKER HILL'S "HIDE AND GO SEEK" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 778 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:35,705 Let's get together tonight And play some hide and go seek 779 00:48:35,872 --> 00:48:37,665 Let's play some hide and go seek Let's go 780 00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:39,876 MAN: Ooh, the dirty boogie. 781 00:48:40,043 --> 00:48:41,920 Well, I love you Love you, love you 782 00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:44,464 Tickle, tickle Hug me, hug me, hug me 783 00:48:44,631 --> 00:48:47,300 - You all hid? -Yeah! 784 00:48:47,467 --> 00:48:49,510 If you ain't hid, you better holler Billy goat 785 00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:51,554 Bahh 786 00:48:51,721 --> 00:48:54,307 - Are you ready? -I'm not ready 787 00:48:54,474 --> 00:48:55,642 Aw, man, let's hide this time 788 00:48:55,808 --> 00:48:57,060 [MIMICS SIZZLING] 789 00:48:57,226 --> 00:48:58,853 I went down the road The road was muddy 790 00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:01,689 I stubbed my toe My toe was hurting 791 00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:04,275 - Who all hid? -Yeah 792 00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:06,778 if you ain't hid, you better holler Billy goat 793 00:49:06,945 --> 00:49:09,113 Bahh 794 00:49:10,031 --> 00:49:12,325 Two bars of washing powder Two bars of soap 795 00:49:12,492 --> 00:49:14,452 Already hid, you better holler Billy goat 796 00:49:14,619 --> 00:49:16,746 I went down the road The road was muddy 797 00:49:16,913 --> 00:49:19,290 I stubbed my toe My toe wasn't hurting 798 00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:21,584 Walk, don't jump To the bottom of the well 799 00:49:21,751 --> 00:49:25,296 Swam by the devil and he I'm not gonna say that 800 00:49:25,588 --> 00:49:28,091 - Who all hid? -Yeah 801 00:49:28,257 --> 00:49:30,301 if you ain't hid, you better holler Billy goat 802 00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:32,595 Bahh 803 00:49:33,513 --> 00:49:34,597 [RECORD SCRATCHES] 804 00:49:34,764 --> 00:49:35,932 Don't anybody come near me. 805 00:49:36,099 --> 00:49:38,810 I'm armed, and I'm prepared to protect myself. 806 00:49:38,977 --> 00:49:40,937 [ALL LAUGH] 807 00:49:41,104 --> 00:49:43,398 Oh, God, Mother. 808 00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:48,152 I know you were snatched, Penny, and I've come to save you. 809 00:49:48,361 --> 00:49:51,280 Oh, Papa Tuney, we got a loony. 810 00:49:51,447 --> 00:49:56,452 Don't you try any of your voodoo spells on me, you native woman. 811 00:49:56,619 --> 00:49:58,413 We're just dancing. 812 00:49:58,579 --> 00:50:01,624 Mrs. Pingleton, stop acting crazy. These are our friends. 813 00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:04,168 Don't act ignorant, Tracy Turnblad. 814 00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:05,837 - Come on, Penny. - Mother. 815 00:50:06,004 --> 00:50:08,631 Come on. Run. Run. 816 00:50:08,798 --> 00:50:10,675 Run for your life! 817 00:50:10,842 --> 00:50:13,136 [ALL LAUGHING] 818 00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:17,557 Don't push, please. Don't push. Settle down. It's hot. Please. 819 00:50:17,724 --> 00:50:22,103 If you'll just stay still, you won't be so hot... 820 00:50:23,563 --> 00:50:25,440 MAN: You're gonna do terrific, all right? 821 00:50:25,606 --> 00:50:27,233 WOMAN: Oh, it's gonna be a lot of fun. 822 00:50:29,485 --> 00:50:32,238 [CHUBBY CHECKER'S "THE FLY" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 823 00:50:36,034 --> 00:50:40,079 Come on come on And do the fly with me 824 00:50:41,039 --> 00:50:46,836 Hey, come on everybody And do the fly with me 825 00:50:47,295 --> 00:50:52,175 Well if you don't know how to do it Just watch and see 826 00:50:53,426 --> 00:50:55,470 You've gotta shake your hands All around 827 00:50:55,636 --> 00:50:57,597 WOMAN: Right over here. 828 00:50:59,432 --> 00:51:05,063 And then you buzz around the floor You can do it if you really try 829 00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:08,524 All the girls and the guys 830 00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:11,652 GIRL: Tracy! Aah! Tracy! 831 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,446 What the hell? 832 00:51:13,863 --> 00:51:15,531 What are they doing here? 833 00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:17,033 Look what she's wearing. 834 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,994 Hurry up, but watch your step. Hurry, but watch your step. 835 00:51:20,161 --> 00:51:21,329 - You all together? ALL: Yeah. 836 00:51:21,496 --> 00:51:25,249 Sorry, Preteen Day is a white-only show. Negro Day is the end of the month. 837 00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:29,378 - You can come in or get out of the line. - You're gonna turn this little girl away? 838 00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:31,631 I don't make the rules. You gonna come in--? 839 00:51:31,798 --> 00:51:34,675 Aren't you aware of the Supreme Court ruling on segregation? 840 00:51:34,842 --> 00:51:38,679 What are you talking about? I just want you to either come in or don't come in. 841 00:51:38,888 --> 00:51:40,932 - I have a dream. - You heard the man. 842 00:51:41,099 --> 00:51:45,144 - You're holding up the line. - Segregation never! Integration now! 843 00:51:45,311 --> 00:51:46,729 Cut it out. Knock it off. 844 00:51:46,896 --> 00:51:49,482 ALL". Segregation never! Integration now! 845 00:51:49,649 --> 00:51:51,734 Come here. Come here. Hold them. All right. 846 00:51:51,901 --> 00:51:54,278 - All right. - Integration now! Segregation never! 847 00:51:54,529 --> 00:51:57,490 Okay, you little tykes. We got a real treat in store for you. 848 00:51:57,657 --> 00:51:59,575 A local group with a big hit record. 849 00:51:59,742 --> 00:52:02,328 Let's have a warm welcome, come on, for the Lafayettes. 850 00:52:02,495 --> 00:52:06,874 [BAND PLAYING "LIFE'S TOO SHORT"] 851 00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:10,503 - Mother. - Go on. What are you waiting for? 852 00:52:15,591 --> 00:52:18,344 Well, life's too short 853 00:52:18,511 --> 00:52:19,971 And you're too sweet 854 00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:23,141 Every day of your life, child 855 00:52:23,975 --> 00:52:26,394 You've got to spend with me 856 00:52:27,019 --> 00:52:29,730 Now let me tell you about Sally 857 00:52:29,897 --> 00:52:32,275 She's a-really tough 858 00:52:32,692 --> 00:52:35,403 And girl you know about Emmy 859 00:52:35,903 --> 00:52:39,782 There's some trouble outside. A little black girl who wants to be on the show. 860 00:52:39,949 --> 00:52:43,494 - Well, let her in, for God sakes. - The station management says no. 861 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:46,664 She's with agitators. I'm afraid demonstration's in the works. 862 00:52:46,831 --> 00:52:49,250 Okay, I'll be there as soon as I can. 863 00:52:50,293 --> 00:52:51,335 Where are you going? 864 00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:54,130 TRACY: Wait, I gotta go. - You're a teen helper. You can't go. 865 00:52:54,297 --> 00:52:56,883 You can't change the world's problems in one day. 866 00:52:57,049 --> 00:53:02,471 A-no no, a-no no 867 00:53:03,681 --> 00:53:06,350 I, I keep a-tellin' you 868 00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:09,103 I, I keep a-tellin' you 869 00:53:09,270 --> 00:53:11,689 I, I keep a-tellin' you 870 00:53:13,316 --> 00:53:15,693 Aah, I 871 00:53:16,611 --> 00:53:18,321 I said I told a-you baby 872 00:53:18,487 --> 00:53:21,908 TRACY: Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate! 873 00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:25,244 - Please, sit down and stop this, please. - Hey, you. 874 00:53:25,411 --> 00:53:27,538 - Can I ask you a personal question? - No. 875 00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:31,417 - Is your daughter mulatto? - Why, you... 876 00:53:31,584 --> 00:53:36,464 VELMA: Look at this. - How dare you call my daughter mulatto? 877 00:53:36,631 --> 00:53:38,341 Tracy. Tracy, come back here. 878 00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:41,219 ALL: Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate! 879 00:53:41,385 --> 00:53:44,096 Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate! 880 00:53:44,263 --> 00:53:45,306 Two, four, six...! 881 00:53:45,473 --> 00:53:46,933 A-hey-hey 882 00:53:48,768 --> 00:53:50,645 A-hey-hey 883 00:53:51,354 --> 00:53:53,272 A-hey-hey 884 00:53:53,439 --> 00:53:56,984 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 885 00:54:08,454 --> 00:54:10,665 Now, kids, we're gonna get real lovey-dovey. 886 00:54:10,831 --> 00:54:13,209 One of your favorite records and one of mine too. 887 00:54:13,376 --> 00:54:15,962 Lesley Gore, sing your heart out. 888 00:54:16,128 --> 00:54:21,384 [LESLEY GORE'S "YOU DON'T OWN ME" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 889 00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:29,225 Can I, uh, have this dance? 890 00:54:29,392 --> 00:54:31,269 Sure. 891 00:54:34,063 --> 00:54:37,400 What difference does it make, Mr. Hodgepile? One little black girl? 892 00:54:37,566 --> 00:54:39,402 Who are you, the NAACP? 893 00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:42,989 But it's an easy way to integrate without trouble. 894 00:54:43,155 --> 00:54:44,573 Absolutely not. 895 00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:47,702 Baltimore is not ready for integrated dancing. 896 00:54:47,868 --> 00:54:50,121 And don't tell me what to say 897 00:54:50,288 --> 00:54:54,083 And please, when I go out with you 898 00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:57,545 Don't put me on display 899 00:54:57,712 --> 00:55:02,508 'Cause you don't own me 900 00:55:02,675 --> 00:55:04,260 Don't try to change me 901 00:55:04,427 --> 00:55:06,554 CHILDREN: Ew! 902 00:55:06,721 --> 00:55:10,099 ALL: Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate! 903 00:55:10,266 --> 00:55:11,976 TRACY: Aah! That's the fuzz! 904 00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:15,021 That's it for today, kids. 905 00:55:15,187 --> 00:55:18,107 See you tomorrow at 3:00, live at Tilted Acres. 906 00:55:18,274 --> 00:55:21,402 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 907 00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:27,742 [GULPS] 908 00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:29,994 [THE lKETTES' "I'M BLUE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 909 00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:39,795 [WOMEN SINGING] 910 00:55:45,509 --> 00:55:48,012 I'm blue 911 00:55:51,057 --> 00:55:54,185 [WOMEN SINGING] 912 00:55:59,565 --> 00:56:02,735 I wanna tell all you people 913 00:56:02,902 --> 00:56:08,491 I dropped a penny in the well Hopin' you would come back soon 914 00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:11,786 I couldn't believe what I heard 915 00:56:11,952 --> 00:56:17,249 A fortune teller told me My love with you was through 916 00:56:17,416 --> 00:56:20,544 I hope her reading was wrong 917 00:56:20,711 --> 00:56:24,799 I hope she was wrong 'Cause you been gone too long 918 00:56:24,965 --> 00:56:26,926 - Come home - Hey! 919 00:56:27,093 --> 00:56:30,221 [WOMEN SINGING] 920 00:56:38,312 --> 00:56:41,273 [ALL CHEERING] 921 00:57:04,797 --> 00:57:09,510 Black Baltimore, your mother is ready to show her might... 922 00:57:09,677 --> 00:57:12,096 ...and fight, fight, fight. 923 00:57:12,263 --> 00:57:13,431 ALL: Yeah! 924 00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:20,479 All right, now. After school, you know where to go. 925 00:57:20,646 --> 00:57:22,565 Tilted Acres, for the show. 926 00:57:22,731 --> 00:57:27,153 Segregation? No, no, no! 927 00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:29,238 [CHEERING] 928 00:57:29,405 --> 00:57:32,366 ALL [CHANTING]: No, no, no! 929 00:57:32,575 --> 00:57:34,160 No, no, no! 930 00:57:34,368 --> 00:57:37,288 No, no, no! 931 00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:45,963 All right, now. I want to introduce you to my main man. 932 00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:47,673 I'm his biggest fan. 933 00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,592 All the way from Louisiana... 934 00:57:49,758 --> 00:57:52,136 ...just to see me, the big mamma jamma. 935 00:57:52,303 --> 00:57:56,056 Now, I want a ball in this hall, because he's a real doll. 936 00:57:56,223 --> 00:57:59,560 Talking about Toussaint McCall. 937 00:58:00,102 --> 00:58:04,273 [TOUSSAINT MCCALL'S "NOTHING TAKES THE PLACE OF YOU" PLAYING] 938 00:58:18,496 --> 00:58:21,290 I moved your picture 939 00:58:23,459 --> 00:58:25,586 From my walls 940 00:58:28,631 --> 00:58:31,008 And I replaced them 941 00:58:33,093 --> 00:58:36,388 Both large and small 942 00:58:38,140 --> 00:58:40,684 And each new day 943 00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:46,273 Finds me so blue 944 00:58:48,442 --> 00:58:50,528 Nothing 945 00:58:52,488 --> 00:58:55,699 Takes the place of you 946 00:58:56,492 --> 00:59:00,496 And oh, my darling 947 00:59:02,331 --> 00:59:04,875 I'm so blue 948 00:59:07,419 --> 00:59:09,713 Because nothing 949 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,299 Oh, nothing 950 00:59:12,466 --> 00:59:14,218 Takes the place of you 951 00:59:17,555 --> 00:59:19,807 I 952 00:59:22,101 --> 00:59:24,937 I write this letter 953 00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:29,066 It's raining 954 00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:33,195 On my window pane 955 00:59:37,658 --> 00:59:40,536 MAN [SINGING]: And 956 00:59:41,370 --> 00:59:44,290 I feel the need of you 957 00:59:46,208 --> 00:59:48,836 Because without you 958 00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:54,091 Nothing seems the same 959 00:59:56,051 --> 00:59:58,721 So I'll Wait 960 01:00:00,973 --> 01:00:03,892 Until you're home 961 01:00:06,562 --> 01:00:09,565 Again I love you 962 01:00:10,858 --> 01:00:14,153 But I'm all alone 963 01:00:14,862 --> 01:00:18,240 And oh, my darling 964 01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:25,873 Oh, Link, this is so romantic. 965 01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,207 [SQUEAKS] 966 01:00:28,542 --> 01:00:30,294 I Wish... 967 01:00:30,461 --> 01:00:33,172 I wish I was dark-skinned. 968 01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:36,175 Oh, Tracy. 969 01:00:36,342 --> 01:00:41,597 Our souls are black, even though our skin is white. 970 01:00:45,267 --> 01:00:46,435 Oh, Seaweed. 971 01:00:46,602 --> 01:00:48,520 Oh, Seaweed, will integration ever come? 972 01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:52,900 Oh, Penny, my little white lily. 973 01:00:53,067 --> 01:00:57,821 We're outcast from both societies, black, white. 974 01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,740 Our love is taboo. 975 01:00:59,907 --> 01:01:02,910 Oh, go to second. Go to second. 976 01:01:03,452 --> 01:01:06,580 [BOTH MOANING] 977 01:01:07,706 --> 01:01:09,166 Oh, yes. 978 01:01:11,210 --> 01:01:12,753 [TIRES SCREECH] 979 01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:14,088 Seaweed, look. 980 01:01:14,254 --> 01:01:15,297 [HORN HONKS] 981 01:01:15,464 --> 01:01:19,760 EDNA: Tracy. Tracy Turnblad, It's your mommy. 982 01:01:19,927 --> 01:01:23,097 TRACY: Oh, my God, it's my mother. LINK: She's gonna kill us. 983 01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:26,725 WILBUR: There they are. Tracy! Tracy! SEAWEED: I'm gonna die. 984 01:01:26,892 --> 01:01:29,353 EDNA: Where are they? Don't run, Tracy. 985 01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:32,231 You'll fall. You have heels on. 986 01:01:32,398 --> 01:01:33,982 You'll fall, honey. 987 01:01:35,651 --> 01:01:38,987 SEAWEED: Hello, hello! Oh, thank God. Can we please come in for a little while? 988 01:01:39,154 --> 01:01:40,489 LINK: Open up. TRACY: Please. 989 01:01:40,656 --> 01:01:42,658 SEAWEED: Oh, come on. LINK: Open up. 990 01:01:42,825 --> 01:01:44,368 - Let us in. SEAWEED: Can we come in? 991 01:01:44,535 --> 01:01:46,036 TRACY: Please? SEAWEED: Come on, guys. 992 01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:47,913 Come on. Come on. 993 01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:52,793 Like, hi, cats. 994 01:01:53,252 --> 01:01:54,336 Sit down. 995 01:01:56,630 --> 01:02:00,008 - You got the fuzz chasing you? - No, we were... 996 01:02:00,175 --> 01:02:04,096 - Wow, you cats are real beatniks. - Just like New York. 997 01:02:04,763 --> 01:02:07,850 [SINGING] Day-0, day-o 998 01:02:08,016 --> 01:02:11,520 Daylight's a-comin' And he wanna go home 999 01:02:14,857 --> 01:02:18,110 - You two checkerboard chicks? - What? 1000 01:02:18,277 --> 01:02:21,405 You know, black and white, salt and pepper. 1001 01:02:21,989 --> 01:02:25,868 Well, yes, I'm a checkerboard chick, I guess. 1002 01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,245 Whoa! Whoa! 1003 01:02:28,412 --> 01:02:30,497 Phew! 1004 01:02:32,207 --> 01:02:33,959 - I'm an integrationist. - Yeah. 1005 01:02:34,126 --> 01:02:36,336 We shall overcome someday. 1006 01:02:36,545 --> 01:02:38,088 Not with that hair, you won't. 1007 01:02:39,548 --> 01:02:42,342 You look like a hairhopper to me. 1008 01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:46,430 I mean, your hair is really uncool. 1009 01:02:46,597 --> 01:02:51,101 How do you get your hair so straight and so flat? 1010 01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:52,853 With an iron, man. 1011 01:02:53,020 --> 01:02:58,150 I play my bongos, listen to Odetta, and then I iron my hair. Dig? 1012 01:02:59,902 --> 01:03:03,530 I think we'd better get going now. The coast looks clear. 1013 01:03:03,739 --> 01:03:07,743 Let's do some reefer. We'll get high and I'll iron the chicks' hair. 1014 01:03:07,910 --> 01:03:10,037 Reefer? Oh. 1015 01:03:10,704 --> 01:03:12,790 Drugs? 1016 01:03:12,998 --> 01:03:14,333 Locoweed. 1017 01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:18,712 When I'm high, I am Odetta. 1018 01:03:18,879 --> 01:03:21,507 Let's get naked and smoke. 1019 01:03:21,715 --> 01:03:23,175 Cool. 1020 01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:26,345 Don't breathe it in. You'll be addicted. 1021 01:03:26,512 --> 01:03:28,514 SEAWEED: Later, sister, later. Much later. 1022 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:31,683 I saw the best minds of my generation Destroyed by madness 1023 01:03:31,892 --> 01:03:34,436 Starving, hysterical, naked Dragging themselves. ... 1024 01:03:37,231 --> 01:03:40,317 Angelheaded hipsters burning for The ancient heavenly connection 1025 01:03:40,484 --> 01:03:42,820 To the starry dynamo In the machinery of night 1026 01:03:42,986 --> 01:03:46,698 Who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed And sat up smoking in the... 1027 01:03:46,865 --> 01:03:48,116 PENNY: Oh, hi, Dad. - Dad? 1028 01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:51,620 PADDY: Don't "hi, Dad" me. The whole world saw you on the news. 1029 01:03:51,787 --> 01:03:54,122 PRUDENCE: Penny, this is Dr. Frederickson. 1030 01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:57,835 He's a psychiatrist, and he's going to make you all better. 1031 01:03:58,001 --> 01:04:00,671 Feeling depressed, Penny? Want to talk about it? 1032 01:04:00,838 --> 01:04:05,050 Think of all the white boys in school and how much you'd like to date one. 1033 01:04:05,217 --> 01:04:07,094 Be a good little girl and slip this on. 1034 01:04:07,261 --> 01:04:08,846 Shock treatments are the answer. 1035 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,807 - Come here, Penny. PENNY: What are you doing? 1036 01:04:11,974 --> 01:04:14,309 Good girl. Good girl. 1037 01:04:14,476 --> 01:04:16,770 - I love you, Seaweed! - Shut up! 1038 01:04:16,937 --> 01:04:19,940 - Get her in the car. - It'll be all right. Get her, doc, quick. 1039 01:04:20,107 --> 01:04:22,317 Prudy, this is totally unnecessary. 1040 01:04:22,484 --> 01:04:25,445 Come on, honey. Time to go home. You can see Link tomorrow. 1041 01:04:25,612 --> 01:04:29,283 We've been worried sick about you. This neighborhood's no place for a star. 1042 01:04:29,449 --> 01:04:31,451 Get in that car before someone sees you. 1043 01:04:31,910 --> 01:04:33,996 [CROWD CHEERING] 1044 01:04:35,622 --> 01:04:37,457 GROUP [CHANTING]: Tilted acres is not fair! 1045 01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:39,585 Racist people everywhere! 1046 01:04:39,751 --> 01:04:42,004 Tilted acres is not fair! Racist people everywhere! 1047 01:04:42,170 --> 01:04:45,591 Tilted acres is not fair! Racist people everywhere! 1048 01:04:45,757 --> 01:04:49,011 Tilted acres is not fair! Racist people everywhere! 1049 01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:52,222 Tilted acres is not fair! Racist people everywhere! 1050 01:04:52,431 --> 01:04:56,101 BOY 1: Get out of here. BOY 2: Go back where you belong. 1051 01:04:56,268 --> 01:04:58,478 Well, personally, I have nothing against them. 1052 01:04:58,645 --> 01:05:01,815 It's merely a matter of economics. 1053 01:05:01,982 --> 01:05:04,192 Tilted Acres will never be integrated. 1054 01:05:04,359 --> 01:05:07,404 - Segregation today. - Segregation tomorrow. 1055 01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:09,489 [IN UNISON] Segregation forever. 1056 01:05:09,656 --> 01:05:11,992 [ALL SCREAMING] 1057 01:05:18,290 --> 01:05:19,750 [GIGGLES] 1058 01:05:23,962 --> 01:05:25,589 Hey- 1059 01:05:43,357 --> 01:05:46,485 [CROWD CHEERING] 1060 01:05:56,954 --> 01:06:00,332 One black face gets on camera, this show's off the air. 1061 01:06:00,499 --> 01:06:02,793 The kids don't care if blacks dance on the show. 1062 01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:04,461 This is ripping the city apart. 1063 01:06:04,628 --> 01:06:07,422 Motormouth Maybelle is out there, and she's our friend. 1064 01:06:07,589 --> 01:06:10,717 We've done hops together for years. The kids love her. 1065 01:06:10,926 --> 01:06:12,928 The Corny Collins Show remains white. 1066 01:06:13,095 --> 01:06:14,471 Or you're all fired. 1067 01:06:18,100 --> 01:06:20,310 [CROWD CHEERING] 1068 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:24,398 Good afternoon, Baltimore, and welcome to The Corny Collins Show. 1069 01:06:24,564 --> 01:06:26,233 Yes, we are live from Tilted Acres. 1070 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,735 Hop in the car, bring the whole family, come out. 1071 01:06:28,902 --> 01:06:31,697 Right now I want to introduce to you the top contenders... 1072 01:06:31,863 --> 01:06:36,535 ...in the Miss Auto Show contest, Amber Von Tussle and Tracy Turnblad. 1073 01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:43,417 I understand you're both going to introduce a new dance in the show today. 1074 01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:46,545 Yes, I am, Corny. It's called the Limbo Rock. 1075 01:06:46,712 --> 01:06:50,340 And I bet some people will find it quite difficult. 1076 01:06:50,590 --> 01:06:52,884 Here it is, the Limbo Rock. 1077 01:06:53,051 --> 01:06:57,973 [CHUBBY CHECKER'S "LIMBO ROCK" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1078 01:07:03,145 --> 01:07:05,605 Every limbo boy and girl 1079 01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:08,358 All around the limbo world 1080 01:07:08,525 --> 01:07:10,610 Gonna do the limbo rock 1081 01:07:11,278 --> 01:07:13,822 All around the limbo clock 1082 01:07:13,989 --> 01:07:16,533 Jack, be limber, Jack, be quick 1083 01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:19,327 Jack, go under limbo stick 1084 01:07:19,494 --> 01:07:22,080 All around the limbo clock 1085 01:07:22,247 --> 01:07:24,916 Hey, let's do the limbo rock 1086 01:07:33,133 --> 01:07:35,343 Good afternoon, Penny. 1087 01:07:35,510 --> 01:07:37,012 Feeling better? 1088 01:07:37,179 --> 01:07:39,556 Getting in touch with your anger? 1089 01:07:39,723 --> 01:07:42,100 Go, Tracy, go! 1090 01:07:42,267 --> 01:07:46,688 Limbo ankle, limbo knee Bend back like a limbo tree 1091 01:07:46,855 --> 01:07:49,483 Jack, be limber, Jack, be quick 1092 01:07:49,649 --> 01:07:52,194 Jack, go under limbo stick 1093 01:07:56,406 --> 01:08:00,035 I watch that tramp and I'm embarrassed to be white. 1094 01:08:00,202 --> 01:08:02,913 You know, Edna, I've been reading about these kids. 1095 01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:06,541 Maybe Tracy could be some sort of campus leader. 1096 01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:09,252 Wilbur, it's the times. 1097 01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:11,171 They're a-changing. 1098 01:08:11,338 --> 01:08:13,924 Something's blowing in the wind. 1099 01:08:14,091 --> 01:08:16,927 Fetch me my diet pills, would you, hon? 1100 01:08:19,805 --> 01:08:22,432 Get yourself a limbo girl 1101 01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:25,477 [CROWD CHEERING] 1102 01:08:28,563 --> 01:08:30,816 [CROWD SHOUTING] 1103 01:08:32,692 --> 01:08:36,905 Go back to Africa where you came from. Your kind's not wanted here. 1104 01:08:37,823 --> 01:08:40,283 Baltimore, you saw it here first. The Limbo Rock. 1105 01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:41,993 Thank you very much, Amber. 1106 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:44,704 - I'm a winner, Corny. - Well, Amber, you won the dance... 1107 01:08:44,871 --> 01:08:47,749 ...but let's check the election results to see how you're doing. 1108 01:08:47,916 --> 01:08:49,376 [TRACY SCREAMS] 1109 01:08:50,794 --> 01:08:52,212 CORNY: We have an upset. 1110 01:08:52,379 --> 01:08:55,715 For the first time, Tracy Turnblad is number one with a bullet. 1111 01:08:56,299 --> 01:08:58,802 What do you have to say for yourself, Tracy? 1112 01:08:58,969 --> 01:09:02,556 If elected, I plan to represent all of Baltimore. 1113 01:09:02,848 --> 01:09:05,142 Today I'd like to introduce a brand-new dance... 1114 01:09:05,308 --> 01:09:07,769 ...and dedicate it to some of my special friends... 1115 01:09:07,936 --> 01:09:11,356 ...who, because of small-minded people, can't be here with me today. 1116 01:09:11,565 --> 01:09:13,024 My dance is called the Waddle. 1117 01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:15,152 That girl's got roaches in her hair. 1118 01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:17,237 Roaches? 1119 01:09:17,404 --> 01:09:19,823 My little Tracy's a clean teen. 1120 01:09:19,990 --> 01:09:21,700 There's no bugs on our baby. 1121 01:09:21,867 --> 01:09:24,119 I'm not kidding. I just saw one. 1122 01:09:24,286 --> 01:09:26,079 Amber, you're such a comedian, heh. 1123 01:09:26,246 --> 01:09:29,457 Ladies and gentlemen, Tracy Turnblad and the Waddle. 1124 01:09:29,624 --> 01:09:34,462 [THE BRACELETS' "WADDLE, WADDLE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 1125 01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:39,801 [ALL SHOUTING] 1126 01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:45,557 [FIRECRACKER EXPLODES AND CROWD SCREAMS] 1127 01:10:06,870 --> 01:10:08,413 You all make me sick. 1128 01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:13,293 - Tammy. ARVIN: What is going on here? 1129 01:10:13,460 --> 01:10:15,795 - Look, we had nothing to do with it. - It isn't our fault. 1130 01:10:15,962 --> 01:10:17,339 [ARVIN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 1131 01:10:17,505 --> 01:10:18,715 Seaweed, come on. 1132 01:10:18,924 --> 01:10:20,342 Seaweed. 1133 01:10:23,178 --> 01:10:24,721 Tracy, just keep dancing. 1134 01:10:24,888 --> 01:10:26,890 Move it around here. What, are you crazy? 1135 01:10:27,057 --> 01:10:28,683 Come on. Move out. 1136 01:10:29,017 --> 01:10:31,061 That's why I would like to humbly state-- 1137 01:10:31,228 --> 01:10:34,522 Daddy. Mommy. Daddy. Mommy. Daddy. 1138 01:10:34,689 --> 01:10:36,316 - There's a riot going on. - A riot? 1139 01:10:36,483 --> 01:10:38,610 - A race riot. - A race--? 1140 01:10:38,777 --> 01:10:40,695 - Yo, I'm talking to you. - Look, I have no-- 1141 01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:42,864 [CROWD SHOUTING] 1142 01:10:43,031 --> 01:10:45,575 [SEAWEED GRUNTING] 1143 01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:48,245 Everybody just stay calm. Stay calm-- 1144 01:10:51,373 --> 01:10:53,166 [GRUNTS] 1145 01:10:55,502 --> 01:10:58,088 You leave my boyfriend alone, you witch. 1146 01:10:59,214 --> 01:11:01,800 - You scum! OFFICER: Stay back. Stay back. 1147 01:11:02,050 --> 01:11:05,470 Police brutality. Police brutality. 1148 01:11:05,637 --> 01:11:07,305 - Negroes. - Aah! 1149 01:11:09,557 --> 01:11:11,393 - Black boys. - Aah! 1150 01:11:11,643 --> 01:11:15,272 Police brutality! Police brutality! 1151 01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:18,733 Tracy! 1152 01:11:19,359 --> 01:11:21,444 [GRUNTING] 1153 01:11:22,696 --> 01:11:23,989 Tracy! 1154 01:11:24,155 --> 01:11:25,949 Link! Link! 1155 01:11:26,116 --> 01:11:28,868 Link! Link! 1156 01:11:29,369 --> 01:11:32,455 - Police brutality! LINK: Tracy! 1157 01:11:32,914 --> 01:11:35,834 Hey, let her go! Tracy! 1158 01:11:36,001 --> 01:11:37,377 [SIREN WAILING] 1159 01:11:37,544 --> 01:11:39,045 Tracy! 1160 01:11:44,676 --> 01:11:47,554 Tracy! 1161 01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:53,601 MAN [ON TV]: Good evening. Friday, June 5th, 1962. 1162 01:11:53,768 --> 01:11:56,479 Racially tense Tilted Acres amusement park... 1163 01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:59,107 ...long a tradition of Baltimore fun... 1164 01:11:59,858 --> 01:12:02,610 Penny.Penny. 1165 01:12:03,236 --> 01:12:04,654 - Seaweed? - Penny. How are you? 1166 01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:06,656 Why are you here? What happened to your head? 1167 01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:08,700 Uh, it happened at Tilted Acres. 1168 01:12:08,867 --> 01:12:11,870 - Get me out of here. - Okay. 1169 01:12:13,038 --> 01:12:15,457 MAN [ON TV]: --the on-location shooting of the TV dance... 1170 01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,208 [SEAWEED GRUNTS] 1171 01:12:18,209 --> 01:12:19,836 Come on. 1172 01:12:21,463 --> 01:12:22,839 - Thanks for coming. - Unh. 1173 01:12:23,006 --> 01:12:25,175 MAN: They'll be held at Montrose Reform School... 1174 01:12:25,342 --> 01:12:26,426 Come on. 1175 01:12:26,593 --> 01:12:28,720 - Identified as Tracy Turnblad... PENNY: Be careful. 1176 01:12:28,887 --> 01:12:29,971 [SEAWEED GRUNTS] 1177 01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:33,683 Girl, they gonna flip when they see the new you. 1178 01:12:33,850 --> 01:12:36,186 MAN: --including Link Larkin. ... 1179 01:12:36,353 --> 01:12:38,229 That's Link Larkin, my boyfriend. 1180 01:12:38,396 --> 01:12:39,898 ALL: Ooh! WOMAN: Boyfriend. 1181 01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:42,359 --Common-law boyfriend of Miss Turnblad... 1182 01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:45,987 ...was listed in fair condition at Union Memorial Hospital tonight... 1183 01:12:46,154 --> 01:12:48,406 ...recovering from two fractured kneecaps... 1184 01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:53,745 ...received in one of many incidents of violence that erupted today. 1185 01:12:55,872 --> 01:12:57,040 I love you, Tracy. 1186 01:12:57,707 --> 01:12:58,958 [SCREAMS] 1187 01:12:59,125 --> 01:13:02,003 Tracy Turnblad is a human roach nest. 1188 01:13:02,170 --> 01:13:07,550 Is this the caliber of teenager we want representing Baltimore at the auto show? 1189 01:13:08,927 --> 01:13:11,388 Amber will be so proud of us. 1190 01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:15,308 We're going to go down in the history books for this one, Velma. 1191 01:13:15,517 --> 01:13:19,312 Tracy's parents had an emotional appeal for their daughter. 1192 01:13:19,562 --> 01:13:22,273 Tracy, honey, we know you are innocent. 1193 01:13:22,482 --> 01:13:23,858 It's Miss Edna. 1194 01:13:24,025 --> 01:13:27,862 - Has she always been that big? - We joined the NAACP. 1195 01:13:28,029 --> 01:13:31,032 WILBUR: And we will fight in every way possible to get you released... 1196 01:13:31,199 --> 01:13:34,702 ...and back in front of the cameras where you belong. 1197 01:13:34,869 --> 01:13:35,912 PRUDENCE Penny! 1198 01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:38,873 - Integration is no laughing matter. PENNY: God. It's Mother. 1199 01:13:44,754 --> 01:13:47,382 MAYBELLE [ON TV]: Black and white, take hands... 1200 01:13:47,549 --> 01:13:49,717 - Hey, it's Motormouth. - Mom. 1201 01:13:49,884 --> 01:13:53,388 ...and let them know that we will not stand for racism. 1202 01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:56,141 Free Tracy Turnblad. 1203 01:13:56,307 --> 01:14:00,895 ALL: Free Tracy Turnblad! Free Tracy Tumbled! 1204 01:14:01,062 --> 01:14:02,939 - Free Tracy Turnb/ad! PRUDENCE: Ahem. 1205 01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:05,692 Free Tracy Turnblad! Free--! 1206 01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:11,781 Now, darling, aren't you glad that you were punished... 1207 01:14:11,948 --> 01:14:14,200 ...and under psychiatric care? 1208 01:14:14,367 --> 01:14:16,119 You could have been killed today. 1209 01:14:16,286 --> 01:14:17,745 I wish I was at a hootenanny... 1210 01:14:17,912 --> 01:14:19,998 ...in Harlem. SEAWEED: Ha, ha. 1211 01:14:20,206 --> 01:14:21,791 - What was that? - Ah, just the TV. 1212 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:24,586 I heard somebody laugh. 1213 01:14:25,044 --> 01:14:27,922 Oh, my God! There are colored people in my house! 1214 01:14:28,089 --> 01:14:30,091 I'm gonna make a citizen's arrest. 1215 01:14:30,258 --> 01:14:31,676 Stop! Stop! 1216 01:14:34,053 --> 01:14:36,389 - Paddy, stop them. - What the--? 1217 01:14:38,433 --> 01:14:40,226 Come on, Penny. 1218 01:14:40,393 --> 01:14:42,312 Penny Pingleton, I'm calling the cops. 1219 01:14:42,479 --> 01:14:46,649 You are no longer my daughter. You are punished even after you die. 1220 01:15:00,413 --> 01:15:03,541 It's a real pleasure to be here today in the city of Baltimore... 1221 01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:06,211 ...at this wonderful auto show. Thank you very much. 1222 01:15:06,377 --> 01:15:10,381 I have my aide here with the scissors and we're gonna take this opportunity... 1223 01:15:10,548 --> 01:15:14,135 ...to open the show here in the city of Baltimore. 1224 01:15:14,302 --> 01:15:15,970 - There we are. - Thank you, governor. 1225 01:15:16,471 --> 01:15:20,141 WOMAN: Wonderful to see you again. How are you doing? 1226 01:15:23,228 --> 01:15:24,896 How do you do? So nice meeting you. 1227 01:15:25,063 --> 01:15:26,940 You've got some spinach on your tie. 1228 01:15:27,106 --> 01:15:29,108 [EDNA & WILBUR LAUGH] 1229 01:15:29,275 --> 01:15:32,654 EDNA & WILBUR: Free Tracy Turnb/ad! Free Tracy Turnb/ad! 1230 01:15:32,820 --> 01:15:36,032 ALL: Free Tracy Turnblad! Free Tracy Tumbled! 1231 01:15:36,199 --> 01:15:39,702 Free Tracy Tumbled! Free Tracy Tumbled! 1232 01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:43,748 Free Tracy Turnblad! Segregation never! Integration now! 1233 01:15:43,915 --> 01:15:47,919 Free Tracy Turnblad! Segregation never! Integration now! 1234 01:15:48,086 --> 01:15:50,505 Free Tracy Turnblad! Segregation never! 1235 01:15:53,591 --> 01:15:58,972 Now, just remember, if Amber loses, she walks off the set... 1236 01:15:59,138 --> 01:16:03,434 ...and then you throw the bomb. 1237 01:16:04,185 --> 01:16:06,312 Who the hell is Tracy Turnblad? 1238 01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:08,314 She's an upper lower-class teenager... 1239 01:16:08,481 --> 01:16:10,942 ...who was arrested in yesterday's demonstration... 1240 01:16:11,109 --> 01:16:13,152 ...and is currently being held at Montrose. 1241 01:16:13,319 --> 01:16:16,531 - She is a hairhopper. - A what? 1242 01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:21,119 - Free Tracy Turnblad! GOVERNOR: Jesus Christ. 1243 01:16:21,286 --> 01:16:22,829 More integration pickets. 1244 01:16:23,037 --> 01:16:26,082 This is a political hot potato and I wasn't even warned. 1245 01:16:26,249 --> 01:16:27,792 This came out of nowhere. 1246 01:16:27,959 --> 01:16:30,003 We had no idea of her grassroots support. 1247 01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:34,007 You keep the goddamn cops away before this makes the national news. 1248 01:16:34,215 --> 01:16:37,594 Free Tracy Tumbled! Free Tracy Tumbled! 1249 01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:40,597 Free Tracy Tumbled! Free Tracy Tumbled! 1250 01:16:40,763 --> 01:16:42,849 Governor, governor. 1251 01:16:43,016 --> 01:16:45,893 We must have some answers for our vast television audience. 1252 01:16:46,060 --> 01:16:49,314 Voters are demanding answers right here at the governor's mansion. 1253 01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:53,901 This demonstration's gonna turn nasty. We've got to get answers. 1254 01:16:54,068 --> 01:16:56,571 - Hey, no police. No police. - Good evening, governor. 1255 01:16:56,738 --> 01:16:58,865 - May I speak with you? GOVERNOR: How are you, dear? 1256 01:16:59,032 --> 01:17:02,035 What are you doing? What is this? What's with the handcuffs? 1257 01:17:06,998 --> 01:17:08,124 Oh. 1258 01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:10,793 Hi, honey. I'm-- I'm home. 1259 01:17:11,044 --> 01:17:14,589 Well, Baltimore, today's the big day. We're here live at the new armory... 1260 01:17:14,756 --> 01:17:17,842 ...for the grand opening of the 1963 Auto Show. 1261 01:17:18,009 --> 01:17:21,846 And who will be the dancing princess from our council to be crowned queen? 1262 01:17:22,013 --> 01:17:23,598 We'll know right after this. 1263 01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:25,933 No cops. No cameras. 1264 01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:30,063 We're gonna work this thing out ourselves, aren't we? 1265 01:17:30,229 --> 01:17:32,398 Madame, you do have the key to these? 1266 01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:35,902 We'll talk about the key after you release Tracy. 1267 01:17:37,904 --> 01:17:39,906 [CROWD BOOING] 1268 01:17:40,073 --> 01:17:43,117 Stinky, stinky, stombo... 1269 01:17:43,284 --> 01:17:45,578 [CROWD CONTINUES BOOING] 1270 01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:49,415 CORNY: The moment of truth has arrived, ladies and gentlemen. 1271 01:17:49,582 --> 01:17:52,043 - You, the audience, made your decision. - Excuse me. 1272 01:17:52,210 --> 01:17:55,797 CORNY: And here to announce the results we have Mr. Arvin Hodgepile... 1273 01:17:55,963 --> 01:17:58,508 ...president of WZZT studios, ladies and gentlemen. 1274 01:17:58,675 --> 01:17:59,967 [CROWD CHEERING] 1275 01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:03,221 ARVIN: Thank you. Thank you. 1276 01:18:03,429 --> 01:18:06,474 We have a difficult situation with the votes tabulation. 1277 01:18:06,641 --> 01:18:08,893 The results were quite close. 1278 01:18:09,060 --> 01:18:12,480 ALL". Tracy! Tracy! Tracy! 1279 01:18:12,689 --> 01:18:16,025 Tracy! Tracy! Tracy! 1280 01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:18,528 Tracy! Tracy! Tracy! 1281 01:18:18,695 --> 01:18:22,365 Technically, the winner is Miss Tracy Turnblad. 1282 01:18:22,532 --> 01:18:23,950 ALL: Yeah! 1283 01:18:24,117 --> 01:18:27,245 [ALL CHEERING] 1284 01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:39,799 ARVIN: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Quiet. 1285 01:18:40,007 --> 01:18:43,469 Shut up, or we're going off the air. 1286 01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:45,263 Now listen carefully. 1287 01:18:45,430 --> 01:18:49,726 Since Miss Turnblad is in reform school, the judges have found her ineligible. 1288 01:18:49,892 --> 01:18:51,477 [ALL GROAN] 1289 01:18:51,644 --> 01:18:54,439 I would like to announce on behalf of WZZT... 1290 01:18:54,605 --> 01:18:59,819 ...the winner of the Miss Auto Show 1963, Amber Von Tussle. 1291 01:18:59,986 --> 01:19:03,156 [CROWD BOOING] 1292 01:19:39,817 --> 01:19:42,653 Let's talk this over. We can discuss this. 1293 01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:45,740 Oh, what--? Oh, wow. Let's talk it over. 1294 01:19:45,907 --> 01:19:48,284 - Leave him alone. - We can talk-- I'll call. 1295 01:19:50,745 --> 01:19:55,041 Well, Amber, like it or not, you're officially Miss Auto Show 1963. 1296 01:19:55,208 --> 01:19:56,667 [GIGGLES] 1297 01:19:56,834 --> 01:20:00,838 Any words for your opponent who many feel was the more popular winner? 1298 01:20:01,005 --> 01:20:04,675 I'd like to lead a dance and dedicate it to that loser. 1299 01:20:04,842 --> 01:20:09,597 Tracy Turnblad, I hope you're watching, because this one's for you. 1300 01:20:09,764 --> 01:20:14,018 It's a brand-new dance, one that I'm sure you'll know how to do. 1301 01:20:14,185 --> 01:20:15,520 It's called the Roach. 1302 01:20:16,103 --> 01:20:18,022 Too bad you can't be here to do it. 1303 01:20:18,189 --> 01:20:21,526 I'm the winner! Leave me alone! 1304 01:20:21,692 --> 01:20:23,820 Amber Von Tussle and the Roach. 1305 01:20:23,986 --> 01:20:28,616 [GENE & WENDELL'S "THE ROACH DANCE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1306 01:20:32,286 --> 01:20:35,706 There's a dance They're callin' the Roach 1307 01:20:35,873 --> 01:20:39,293 It's buggin' all the kids From coast to coast 1308 01:20:39,460 --> 01:20:45,633 Well now, form a big line Do the Roach 1309 01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:50,596 Everybody, now Squish, squash 1310 01:20:50,763 --> 01:20:52,640 Kill that roach 1311 01:20:54,225 --> 01:20:57,645 Well, there's a roach Upon my floor 1312 01:20:57,812 --> 01:20:59,981 For Christ's sakes, pardon Tracy Turnblad. 1313 01:21:00,147 --> 01:21:01,732 - All right! - Whoo! 1314 01:21:02,066 --> 01:21:04,694 ALL". Free Tracy Turnblad! 1315 01:21:04,861 --> 01:21:07,822 [ALL CHEERING] 1316 01:21:21,752 --> 01:21:23,838 [CAR APPROACHING] 1317 01:21:47,069 --> 01:21:49,238 [ALL CHEERING] 1318 01:21:55,995 --> 01:22:01,459 Squish, squash Kill that roach 1319 01:22:03,753 --> 01:22:06,213 [ALL CONTINUE CHEERING] 1320 01:22:18,643 --> 01:22:20,227 Tracy? What are you doing here? 1321 01:22:32,448 --> 01:22:33,532 I got something for you. 1322 01:22:33,699 --> 01:22:35,660 [SCREAMS] 1323 01:22:36,577 --> 01:22:38,120 Amber. 1324 01:22:38,871 --> 01:22:41,791 Wait. Hold on. 1325 01:22:42,708 --> 01:22:46,337 Baltimore, you are seeing history being made today. 1326 01:22:46,504 --> 01:22:51,175 White and black together for the first time on local TV. 1327 01:22:51,384 --> 01:22:54,929 - I hate you, Tracy Turnblad. - The Corny Collins Show is integrated! 1328 01:22:55,096 --> 01:22:56,347 Yes, all right! 1329 01:22:56,514 --> 01:22:59,642 [ALL CHEERING] 1330 01:23:10,486 --> 01:23:13,406 [IN UNISON] Amber, we're going home now. 1331 01:23:13,572 --> 01:23:15,324 No, Mommy, no! 1332 01:23:36,387 --> 01:23:38,806 Stop. Get away from me. Get away. Come on. 1333 01:23:38,973 --> 01:23:41,600 I'm a married man with a family. Don't hurt me, please. 1334 01:23:46,981 --> 01:23:49,066 Thank you. Thank you. 1335 01:23:49,233 --> 01:23:51,360 I love you, Baltimore. 1336 01:23:51,527 --> 01:23:53,654 [ALL CHEERING] 1337 01:23:57,324 --> 01:24:01,078 I don't know about you, but I feel like dancing. 1338 01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:02,788 [GROANS] 1339 01:24:02,955 --> 01:24:05,833 I've got the Bug. 1340 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:11,213 [THE KNIGHTCAPS' "THE BUG" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1341 01:24:15,259 --> 01:24:18,179 Everybody's jumpin' Movin' around 1342 01:24:18,345 --> 01:24:20,848 Nobody's standin' still Keepin' their ground 1343 01:24:21,015 --> 01:24:24,185 You can't tell what'll happen When they pass it around 1344 01:24:24,351 --> 01:24:26,145 It's the bug 1345 01:24:27,897 --> 01:24:30,649 You got it, you got it You're all on your own 1346 01:24:30,816 --> 01:24:34,320 Somehow it seems better When you do it alone 1347 01:24:34,862 --> 01:24:36,739 - What are you doing? Ow! - Give me that. 1348 01:24:36,906 --> 01:24:38,783 You little-- Ugh. 1349 01:24:40,367 --> 01:24:43,621 Well, come on, baby Let's do the Bug 1350 01:24:43,788 --> 01:24:47,374 Mm, come on, baby And give me a hug 1351 01:24:47,541 --> 01:24:50,086 Come on, baby My turn's long due 1352 01:24:50,252 --> 01:24:53,214 I wanna Bug Bug a hole in my shoe 1353 01:24:53,380 --> 01:24:56,509 Well, real bugs bug me No matter what size 1354 01:24:56,675 --> 01:24:58,135 Come down. Come down. 1355 01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:00,346 WOMAN: Itching powder. MAN: Itching powder? 1356 01:25:00,513 --> 01:25:02,515 Oh, Oh, Oh! 1357 01:25:25,079 --> 01:25:26,539 [WHIMPERS] 1358 01:25:28,624 --> 01:25:33,045 [FRANKLIN & VELMA SCREAMING] 1359 01:25:39,885 --> 01:25:43,264 [AMBER SCREAMING] 1360 01:25:44,056 --> 01:25:47,184 [CROWD CHEERING] 1361 01:26:15,671 --> 01:26:18,924 - Let's dance! - Yeah! 1362 01:31:43,248 --> 01:31:45,334 [English - US - SDH]