1 00:01:32,572 --> 00:01:36,008 WALTER: (AS BEAVER) This is a picture of Walter Black, 2 00:01:37,043 --> 00:01:39,739 a hopelessly depressed individual. 3 00:01:41,548 --> 00:01:45,211 Somewhere inside him is a man who fell in love, 4 00:01:46,420 --> 00:01:47,478 who started a family... 5 00:01:48,088 --> 00:01:49,919 And then l woke up. 6 00:01:50,357 --> 00:01:52,382 ...who ran a successful company. 7 00:01:55,128 --> 00:01:57,995 That man has gone missing. 8 00:01:58,732 --> 00:01:59,790 No matter what he's tried, 9 00:02:02,736 --> 00:02:04,033 and he's tried everything, 10 00:02:05,739 --> 00:02:07,001 Walter can't seem to bring him back. 11 00:02:09,976 --> 00:02:11,238 lt's as if he's died 12 00:02:11,311 --> 00:02:14,075 but hasn't had the good sense to take his body with him. 13 00:02:15,215 --> 00:02:18,742 So, mostly, what he does is sleep. 14 00:02:26,293 --> 00:02:28,921 Shares in his father's once-proud toy company 15 00:02:28,995 --> 00:02:31,725 are now almost as worthless as Walter feels. 16 00:02:33,733 --> 00:02:36,793 His family used to resemble something out of a holiday greeting card 17 00:02:36,870 --> 00:02:39,998 but now seems to be in perpetual mourning. 18 00:02:41,141 --> 00:02:45,771 Henry, his youngest, has become what his teachers call ''solitary." 19 00:02:46,546 --> 00:02:48,241 He'd like to become invisible one day 20 00:02:48,315 --> 00:02:50,909 instead of merely unnoticed by his own father. 21 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:55,217 And, Porter, his eldest? 22 00:02:55,689 --> 00:02:59,056 Well, he's terrified of becoming just like his father. 23 00:02:59,926 --> 00:03:04,056 His mission? To catalog every dreaded similarity that links them. 24 00:03:04,865 --> 00:03:05,854 Every lip bite. 25 00:03:05,932 --> 00:03:09,060 Every neck crack. Every involuntary behavior. 26 00:03:09,503 --> 00:03:11,266 He plans to erase them one by one. 27 00:03:13,507 --> 00:03:18,206 His wife, Meredith, has hidden herself behind her engineering work 28 00:03:18,278 --> 00:03:22,214 and nighttime conference calls to Tokyo and rollercoaster designs. 29 00:03:22,649 --> 00:03:25,243 Anything to drown out the reality of an absent husband. 30 00:03:27,087 --> 00:03:31,683 Walter's depression is an ink that stains everything it touches. 31 00:03:33,059 --> 00:03:35,755 A black hole that swallows all who get near. 32 00:03:38,965 --> 00:03:41,195 They've all been waiting for him to wake up, 33 00:03:42,869 --> 00:03:43,858 to snap out of it, 34 00:03:45,438 --> 00:03:46,928 but he hasn't. 35 00:03:49,109 --> 00:03:51,771 So, Meredith does the only thing left to do 36 00:03:53,113 --> 00:03:55,274 and says the only thing left to say. 37 00:03:57,484 --> 00:03:58,473 Goodbye. 38 00:04:15,268 --> 00:04:17,896 Jared, you're failing this class. 39 00:04:17,971 --> 00:04:21,600 Do you honestly think you can suddenly hand in an ''A'' paper and get away with it? 40 00:04:21,675 --> 00:04:22,664 What about Hector? 41 00:04:23,109 --> 00:04:24,508 You got him an ''A'' in Family Development. 42 00:04:25,979 --> 00:04:28,812 Look, l've never written anything for Hector. All right? 43 00:04:28,882 --> 00:04:31,578 lf he told you differently, he's a liar. 44 00:04:32,419 --> 00:04:34,512 Hypothetically, had l written him something, 45 00:04:34,588 --> 00:04:36,783 we would have raised his grades incrementally. 46 00:04:37,257 --> 00:04:41,159 And if that happened, then, yes, he might have turned in an ''A'' paper. 47 00:04:41,227 --> 00:04:44,196 He might even be making a ''B'' in a class that he used to be failing. 48 00:04:44,264 --> 00:04:48,200 So, if someone wanted me to do this, and do it as them, 49 00:04:48,268 --> 00:04:50,168 in their voice and at their skill level, 50 00:04:51,304 --> 00:04:53,329 l would say that they could either do it my way 51 00:04:53,406 --> 00:04:56,807 or take your chances buying some piece of shit off the lnternet. 52 00:04:56,876 --> 00:04:59,640 -$200 every time? -PORTER: lf it's too much, write it yourself. 53 00:04:59,913 --> 00:05:01,471 (BELL RlNGlNG) 54 00:05:01,548 --> 00:05:03,539 More than l pay for weed. 55 00:05:06,853 --> 00:05:08,218 (STUDENTS CHATTERlNG) 56 00:05:43,556 --> 00:05:44,545 Sorry, buddy. 57 00:05:45,425 --> 00:05:47,120 You passed me again. 58 00:05:47,460 --> 00:05:49,690 MEREDlTH: l know, honey. l was looking. 59 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:55,635 How was your day? 60 00:05:56,870 --> 00:05:58,337 Did you talk to anyone? 61 00:05:59,372 --> 00:06:01,237 l guess. 62 00:06:01,307 --> 00:06:03,172 A new person or an old person? 63 00:06:03,843 --> 00:06:04,832 New. 64 00:06:04,911 --> 00:06:07,072 Good. What did you talk about? 65 00:06:07,647 --> 00:06:09,274 He said l was a ball-licker. 66 00:06:10,417 --> 00:06:14,183 l told him l wasn't, and he threw me in the dumpster. 67 00:06:15,355 --> 00:06:16,344 What? 68 00:06:17,924 --> 00:06:19,755 Did you tell your teacher? 69 00:06:19,826 --> 00:06:21,453 She got me out of the dumpster. 70 00:06:24,664 --> 00:06:29,192 Well, this must be some kind of misunderstanding, 71 00:06:29,669 --> 00:06:33,196 and we just have to realign or correct their.. . 72 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:35,205 l'll talk to the teacher. 73 00:06:37,277 --> 00:06:38,301 ls Dad gone? 74 00:06:40,313 --> 00:06:42,645 No. He's not gone, honey. 75 00:06:43,850 --> 00:06:48,253 We just agreed that it's better if we don't live together anymore. Okay? 76 00:08:15,675 --> 00:08:17,472 (MUSlC PLAYlNG ON TV) 77 00:08:19,445 --> 00:08:23,006 MASTER PO: (ON TV) What do you look for beyond the sea, Grasshopper? 78 00:08:24,384 --> 00:08:26,181 GRASSHOPPER: That part of me which l know little of. 79 00:08:27,153 --> 00:08:29,621 The past of which l was born. 80 00:08:29,689 --> 00:08:32,021 MASTER PO: Then, some day, you must seek it. 81 00:08:32,392 --> 00:08:35,327 GRASSHOPPER: ls it good to seek the past, Master Po? 82 00:08:37,230 --> 00:08:39,164 Does it not rob the present? 83 00:08:39,232 --> 00:08:42,565 MASTER PO: lf a man dwells on the past, then he robs the present. 84 00:08:43,136 --> 00:08:47,038 But if a man ignores the past, he may rob the future. 85 00:08:47,373 --> 00:08:51,639 -The seeds of our destiny are nurtured... -That's beautiful, Grasshopper. 86 00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:56,044 Here. Here you go. 87 00:08:57,350 --> 00:08:58,681 You moved. 88 00:08:59,419 --> 00:09:01,319 (BREATHlNG HEAVlLY) 89 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,372 (GRUNTS) 90 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,690 Oi! 91 00:10:33,546 --> 00:10:35,946 (PlPES CLATTERlNG) 92 00:10:39,485 --> 00:10:40,509 Hmm. 93 00:10:42,922 --> 00:10:46,688 You know, since we're making changes around here, 94 00:10:46,759 --> 00:10:49,785 maybe you want to get, like, a plumber or something. 95 00:10:50,029 --> 00:10:51,997 l mean, this place is falling apart. 96 00:10:52,799 --> 00:10:56,895 Well, that's too bad, because there's really not much we can do about it, is there? 97 00:10:58,304 --> 00:11:02,673 Whoa, relax. l'm on your side, okay. l'm glad you kicked him out. 98 00:11:03,176 --> 00:11:07,510 l'm just saying this whole eating-at-the-table thing together. 99 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:10,606 l mean, that's.. . How long do you expect us to keep that up? 100 00:11:11,451 --> 00:11:13,578 l don't know, Porter. 101 00:11:13,653 --> 00:11:15,644 Maybe until we start respecting each other again? 102 00:11:15,722 --> 00:11:20,785 You know, maybe when we start asking each other how was our day 103 00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:22,293 and clearing out the dishes.. . 104 00:11:22,362 --> 00:11:24,523 Maybe l should get a paper route, too. 105 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:29,131 JON STEWART: (ON TV) Then l'm going to guess the number. 106 00:11:31,537 --> 00:11:34,335 lf l guess right, we do the kitten story. 107 00:11:35,942 --> 00:11:37,807 Two big stories to get to tonight, unfortunately... 108 00:11:42,882 --> 00:11:44,213 (WALTER SlGHS) 109 00:11:44,717 --> 00:11:45,945 WALTER: (lN COCKNEY ACCENT) Wake up. 110 00:11:48,454 --> 00:11:50,979 Wake up, you worthless sod. 111 00:11:54,794 --> 00:11:57,024 Bloody hell. Look at you. 112 00:11:58,931 --> 00:12:01,957 Stone-drunk and flattened by a television. 113 00:12:02,535 --> 00:12:03,524 (SWALLOWS) 114 00:12:06,305 --> 00:12:10,264 That's quite an obituary you're working up for yourself, Walter. 115 00:12:20,953 --> 00:12:23,183 (BREATHES HEAVlLY) 116 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:27,251 Leave me alone. 117 00:12:29,295 --> 00:12:33,129 No. Can't do that. You don't want that. 118 00:12:33,666 --> 00:12:39,002 'Cause l'm the only one what knows how you really feel. 119 00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:44,741 Everybody needs a friend, Walter. 120 00:12:46,079 --> 00:12:47,774 And you've got me. 121 00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:52,815 That's why you read all them useless self-help books. 122 00:12:54,153 --> 00:12:59,489 Chicken Soup, Positive Thinking, How to Win Friends. 123 00:12:59,826 --> 00:13:03,023 Which one has the chapter about dropping the telly on your head? 124 00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:05,992 l'm sick. 125 00:13:06,999 --> 00:13:10,093 Yeah, Walt. On that, we agree. 126 00:13:12,805 --> 00:13:16,172 The question is, do you want to get better? 127 00:13:21,948 --> 00:13:24,041 l can't. 128 00:13:24,117 --> 00:13:27,086 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're depressed. -Yeah. 129 00:13:27,153 --> 00:13:30,145 Lethargic. Anhedonia. 130 00:13:30,623 --> 00:13:31,851 Wake up! 131 00:13:33,392 --> 00:13:36,327 Books and pills. They're cotton candy. 132 00:13:37,130 --> 00:13:39,598 You've seen too many home-improvement shows. 133 00:13:39,665 --> 00:13:40,654 You think you can just 134 00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:44,134 splash up some paint and rearrange the furniture, 135 00:13:44,203 --> 00:13:45,500 and everything will be all right. 136 00:13:46,472 --> 00:13:51,500 You want things to change? l mean, really change? 137 00:13:53,012 --> 00:13:55,276 You gotta forget about home improvement, Walter. 138 00:13:55,648 --> 00:13:59,448 You have gotta blow up the whole bloody building. 139 00:14:09,428 --> 00:14:10,759 What are you gonna do, Walter? 140 00:14:12,565 --> 00:14:14,157 -Blow it up. -Louder! 141 00:14:15,201 --> 00:14:16,634 -Blow it up. -Louder! 142 00:14:16,869 --> 00:14:21,772 Blow it up! Blow it the fuck up! Blow it up! Blow it up! 143 00:14:21,841 --> 00:14:22,830 Right. 144 00:14:23,276 --> 00:14:24,766 Too right, mate. 145 00:14:25,044 --> 00:14:27,376 You can blow it up. Start again. 146 00:14:30,183 --> 00:14:31,582 Who are you? 147 00:14:33,152 --> 00:14:38,818 l'm the Beaver, Walter, and l'm here to save your goddamn life. 148 00:14:44,463 --> 00:14:45,589 Hey. 149 00:14:46,299 --> 00:14:48,824 l'm sorry. l must have passed him again. He just blends in. 150 00:14:48,901 --> 00:14:50,562 No, his dad picked him up early. 151 00:14:51,437 --> 00:14:52,426 Walter? 152 00:14:52,605 --> 00:14:57,372 He said he sent you a text. Your husband is quite a character. 153 00:15:16,629 --> 00:15:18,290 Mom, you gotta see what we did. 154 00:15:18,364 --> 00:15:21,356 -Okay. Where's your father? -Come on! l'll show you. 155 00:15:24,904 --> 00:15:26,303 You put your memory in it. 156 00:15:26,939 --> 00:15:28,463 Where'd you get that? 157 00:15:28,541 --> 00:15:30,668 -We made it. -You and your dad? 158 00:15:31,244 --> 00:15:32,472 Me and the Beaver. 159 00:15:33,512 --> 00:15:34,877 -The Beaver? -(DOOR OPENS) 160 00:15:40,386 --> 00:15:42,445 Any idea where Walter stuffed the power sander 161 00:15:42,521 --> 00:15:44,284 you gave him two Christmases ago? 162 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:47,114 No? 163 00:15:47,627 --> 00:15:49,652 No trouble. We'll make do. 164 00:15:49,762 --> 00:15:52,754 MEREDlTH: Walter, what's with the accent and the puppet? 165 00:15:53,232 --> 00:15:55,393 -Give her the thing. -Right. 166 00:16:00,439 --> 00:16:02,737 ''Hello. The person who handed you this card 167 00:16:02,808 --> 00:16:05,800 ''is under the care of a prescription puppet.' ' 168 00:16:06,312 --> 00:16:07,643 Walter, what the hell is this? 169 00:16:07,713 --> 00:16:11,171 Henry, mate, go see if you can find that varnish we was talking about. 170 00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:13,510 -l'll get it! -Thanks, mate! 171 00:16:15,121 --> 00:16:16,986 Did you read the card? 172 00:16:18,324 --> 00:16:20,349 -Yes, l.. . -Read the card. 173 00:16:20,426 --> 00:16:22,326 -l've.. . -Read the card. 174 00:16:26,565 --> 00:16:30,865 ''The person who handed you this card is under the care of a prescription puppet 175 00:16:30,936 --> 00:16:34,337 ''designed to help create a psychological distance between himself 176 00:16:35,408 --> 00:16:37,638 ''and the negative aspects of his personality. 177 00:16:38,044 --> 00:16:39,477 ''Please treat him as you normally would 178 00:16:39,545 --> 00:16:42,013 ''but address yourself to the puppet. Thank you.' ' 179 00:16:42,081 --> 00:16:43,070 There you go. 180 00:16:43,549 --> 00:16:46,848 -ls this some kind of a joke? -No, hardly, love. Nothing funny about it. 181 00:16:47,219 --> 00:16:48,652 Stop it with the puppet! 182 00:16:48,721 --> 00:16:52,851 All right. l'm confused, Walter, and l need some answers right now. 183 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,925 He said if l stick with it that maybe.. . 184 00:17:02,234 --> 00:17:03,895 He? Who said that? 185 00:17:05,104 --> 00:17:06,093 Dr. Macy. 186 00:17:07,106 --> 00:17:09,301 Dr. Macy? You quit seeing him. 187 00:17:10,309 --> 00:17:11,970 Well, l went back. 188 00:17:14,747 --> 00:17:18,376 So this is some kind of a program? 189 00:17:19,985 --> 00:17:23,318 l'll field that one. Yes, Meredith. The answer is yes. 190 00:17:23,622 --> 00:17:25,487 That is exactly what it is. 191 00:17:25,558 --> 00:17:26,752 l know it seems radical, 192 00:17:26,892 --> 00:17:30,623 but in cases like Walter's, cases where all else has been known to fail, 193 00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:32,695 it's proven quite effective. 194 00:17:33,499 --> 00:17:37,435 But if it's going to work, it's going to need your full support. 195 00:17:38,104 --> 00:17:39,162 lt's very big in Sweden. 196 00:17:41,574 --> 00:17:42,563 HENRY: l couldn't find it. 197 00:17:42,641 --> 00:17:44,006 Ah. No worries. 198 00:17:45,444 --> 00:17:47,105 l best be on me bike. 199 00:17:47,179 --> 00:17:48,305 You're not leaving, are you? 200 00:17:48,914 --> 00:17:50,905 Don't worry. l'll come back this weekend, then. 201 00:17:50,983 --> 00:17:53,474 But you have to stay for dinner! Mom, let him stay for dinner! 202 00:17:53,552 --> 00:17:54,712 Look, it's all right. 203 00:17:54,787 --> 00:17:57,347 -l don't need to. -Please, Mom, let him stay for dinner. 204 00:17:57,957 --> 00:17:59,356 -l'll come back this weekend, then. -Come on. 205 00:17:59,425 --> 00:18:01,655 -lt's okay. Just for dinner. -Please, Mom. 206 00:18:02,561 --> 00:18:04,529 -Yeah! -Well, right, then. 207 00:18:04,597 --> 00:18:06,724 Let's tidy up the garage so we can mess up the kitchen. 208 00:18:07,299 --> 00:18:09,096 Come on. Don't touch anything sharp. 209 00:18:14,006 --> 00:18:15,064 Hey. 210 00:18:21,013 --> 00:18:22,002 What the hell am l doing here? 211 00:18:23,382 --> 00:18:24,815 l need you to write me something. 212 00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:26,281 (SCOFFS) 213 00:18:26,786 --> 00:18:28,845 l knew it. He thinks l'm going to fall for this? 214 00:18:28,921 --> 00:18:30,786 -Who? -Mumphry, or whatever 215 00:18:31,524 --> 00:18:33,321 vice-principal sent you. 216 00:18:33,626 --> 00:18:35,491 Tell him l'm insulted. 217 00:18:36,796 --> 00:18:40,357 Hey, will you hold on for a second? No one sent me. 218 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,390 l really need help. 219 00:18:42,468 --> 00:18:46,029 Look, you're the valedictorian, all right. You have a 4.0 . 220 00:18:46,405 --> 00:18:48,305 l copy off of you in calculus. 221 00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:50,634 Why would you want me to write you a paper? 222 00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:51,698 lt's not a paper. 223 00:18:53,212 --> 00:18:55,339 lt's my graduation speech. 224 00:18:56,315 --> 00:18:58,613 Save your money. No one gives a shit about those things. 225 00:18:59,585 --> 00:19:01,485 Yeah, well, my mom will. So.. . 226 00:19:02,221 --> 00:19:06,214 Not that l'm saying that you write other people's papers for them, 227 00:19:06,659 --> 00:19:11,289 but if you did, l hear that you're really good at making yourself sound like them. 228 00:19:11,363 --> 00:19:14,423 Getting inside their heads. That's what l need. 229 00:19:17,503 --> 00:19:18,902 -No way. -Why? 230 00:19:18,971 --> 00:19:23,135 Because it's one thing for your little anorexia squad to get by on their looks. 231 00:19:23,242 --> 00:19:28,077 That's all they've got. But for someone like you, it's just lazy. 232 00:19:28,848 --> 00:19:29,837 Hold on. 233 00:19:30,883 --> 00:19:31,872 Wait a minute. 234 00:19:32,318 --> 00:19:34,309 Does this look lazy to you? 235 00:19:35,688 --> 00:19:38,748 That is 428 pages of lazy. 236 00:19:39,692 --> 00:19:42,354 And if you don't want to take my money because you're just dying to see me 237 00:19:42,428 --> 00:19:45,591 make an ass of myself, then that's fine. 238 00:19:45,664 --> 00:19:47,689 But don't you dare call me lazy. 239 00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:49,456 Douche. 240 00:19:59,745 --> 00:20:01,679 (MUFFLED SlNGlNG) 241 00:20:02,314 --> 00:20:04,339 Thank you very much. You want olives in your salad? 242 00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:06,543 -HENRY: Yeah. -Here you go. Watch this. 243 00:20:07,786 --> 00:20:09,481 (GRUNTlNG) 244 00:20:10,289 --> 00:20:11,278 Would you like some more? 245 00:20:13,092 --> 00:20:16,152 -What the.. . -There he is. Hello. 246 00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:19,658 My card. 247 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,065 We was afraid we'd have to start without you. 248 00:20:24,203 --> 00:20:25,670 (SlGHS) 249 00:20:26,372 --> 00:20:27,464 This is a joke, right? 250 00:20:28,207 --> 00:20:29,640 WALTER: No, son, it's a fresh start. 251 00:20:30,009 --> 00:20:31,738 Have you completely lost your mind? 252 00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:33,937 -l know it seems a bit.. . -l'm not talking to you, nut job. 253 00:20:34,246 --> 00:20:35,440 l'm talking to Mom. 254 00:20:36,649 --> 00:20:39,083 lt takes you years to get him out of here, 255 00:20:39,151 --> 00:20:43,110 and you let him come back the next night with a talking hamster? 256 00:20:50,629 --> 00:20:53,427 JON STEWART: Failure on this scale doesn't happen overnight. 257 00:20:53,899 --> 00:20:56,129 MEREDlTH: Still l can't believe that you guys made that. 258 00:20:57,403 --> 00:21:00,201 l mean, you never.. . l mean, Walter never.. . 259 00:21:02,942 --> 00:21:06,173 l'm sorry. l'm not quite sure how l'm supposed to address you. 260 00:21:07,179 --> 00:21:08,476 Well, you're doing fine, love. 261 00:21:09,415 --> 00:21:11,849 Well, tools were always on your Christmas list, 262 00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:15,114 but l had no idea that you knew how to actually make anything. 263 00:21:15,187 --> 00:21:17,052 He's a beaver, Mom. That's what they do. 264 00:21:17,122 --> 00:21:18,589 WALTER: Yeah. Spot on, mate. 265 00:21:19,091 --> 00:21:22,857 But, you know, Walter wasn't half-bad himself, at one time. 266 00:21:22,928 --> 00:21:24,862 Yeah? Who taught him? 267 00:21:24,930 --> 00:21:26,192 WALTER: l suppose he taught himself. 268 00:21:26,966 --> 00:21:29,491 He was about your age, yeah. Cub Scouts. 269 00:21:29,568 --> 00:21:31,934 He and his pop were supposed to make a racecar for a contest. 270 00:21:32,338 --> 00:21:35,205 Except, his pop weren't around so he had to do it himself. 271 00:21:36,008 --> 00:21:37,669 Where was his dad? 272 00:21:43,015 --> 00:21:45,882 He got very sad and he had an accident. 273 00:21:45,985 --> 00:21:48,283 You mean Grandpa Jerry from the graveyard? 274 00:21:48,988 --> 00:21:53,322 Right-o. Anyway, Walter had Grandpa's tools but no clue how to use them. 275 00:21:54,259 --> 00:21:56,887 So, what he ended up making was so awful 276 00:21:56,962 --> 00:22:00,363 that it looked like he'd screwed a set of wheels onto a piece of dog crap. 277 00:22:00,432 --> 00:22:01,558 (HENRY CHUCKLlNG) 278 00:22:01,634 --> 00:22:03,465 And you know what the other kids called it? 279 00:22:04,169 --> 00:22:07,696 The Turd. That was generous, mate. 280 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,908 One lady threw up all over herself just 'cause it got close to her. 281 00:22:12,711 --> 00:22:15,179 But when it came to racing.. . 282 00:22:15,948 --> 00:22:16,937 What? 283 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:19,547 The Turd could not be beat. 284 00:22:19,952 --> 00:22:21,977 -Sweet. -Yeah. 285 00:22:22,054 --> 00:22:23,681 -Dad? -Yeah, mate? 286 00:22:24,723 --> 00:22:27,556 -Can we make a Turd? -Yeah, any time, mate. 287 00:22:28,127 --> 00:22:30,322 You give the word, we'll make the Turd. 288 00:22:31,096 --> 00:22:32,085 Yeah. 289 00:22:33,899 --> 00:22:35,560 Good night, Beaver. 290 00:22:36,935 --> 00:22:37,924 Good night, mate. 291 00:22:38,537 --> 00:22:39,936 (KlSSlNG) 292 00:22:45,277 --> 00:22:46,266 Good night. 293 00:22:49,148 --> 00:22:50,809 HENRY: Good night, Beaver. 294 00:22:52,818 --> 00:22:54,786 -Hello? -Norah. 295 00:22:54,853 --> 00:22:56,184 Hey, it's Porter. 296 00:22:59,124 --> 00:23:00,887 Listen, what l said earlier.. . 297 00:23:00,959 --> 00:23:03,587 -So, are you going to help me or not? -Yeah. 298 00:23:05,698 --> 00:23:12,126 But for this sort of thing, l'm going to have to ask you for, like, $500? 299 00:23:12,971 --> 00:23:13,960 Done. 300 00:23:14,773 --> 00:23:17,139 Wow. Would you have gone $1,000? 301 00:23:17,776 --> 00:23:19,607 -Oh, yeah. -How about a million? 302 00:23:19,678 --> 00:23:20,770 Can you come by tomorrow? 303 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,478 Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. 304 00:23:25,884 --> 00:23:30,651 You know, l didn't.. . Look, l.. . We're cool, right? l.. . l'm.. . 305 00:23:30,989 --> 00:23:32,889 You've never even said a word to me, you know, and... 306 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,323 -Porter? -And it's not like we 307 00:23:34,393 --> 00:23:37,624 -know each other or anything... Yeah. -Just come by tomorrow. 308 00:23:38,664 --> 00:23:40,393 -Okay. -Okay. 309 00:23:42,668 --> 00:23:44,465 WALTER: Good night! See you soon. 310 00:24:23,809 --> 00:24:25,709 (HUMMlNG) 311 00:24:49,101 --> 00:24:52,628 Trust me, mate. Today will set you free. 312 00:25:22,868 --> 00:25:24,301 What the hell is this? 313 00:25:24,369 --> 00:25:25,768 l have no idea. 314 00:25:25,838 --> 00:25:27,931 This is layoffs, isn't it? Goddamn China. 315 00:25:28,006 --> 00:25:29,598 WALTER: Nobody's getting laid off. 316 00:25:31,610 --> 00:25:32,599 Get rid of you lot? 317 00:25:32,945 --> 00:25:34,640 l'd have no one to boss around, yeah? 318 00:25:36,915 --> 00:25:38,644 -The boss woke up and brought a friend. -(PEOPLE CHUCKLlNG) 319 00:25:39,318 --> 00:25:44,085 l think we should maintain some respect until Mr. Black tells us.. . 320 00:25:44,456 --> 00:25:45,480 Good morning, all. 321 00:25:47,459 --> 00:25:49,359 l assume you all got the cards. 322 00:25:50,162 --> 00:25:52,756 lf not, allow me to briefly explain. 323 00:25:53,765 --> 00:25:57,929 Walter Black ascended to CEO of this company two years ago. 324 00:25:58,003 --> 00:26:03,464 Not through any particular skill or merit, but because Walter was next in line 325 00:26:03,609 --> 00:26:08,137 rather than our infinitely more qualified VP standing right here. 326 00:26:08,747 --> 00:26:09,736 Hello, love. 327 00:26:09,815 --> 00:26:14,047 lt was a job Walter was, well, ill-prepared to handle. 328 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,519 Basically, well.. . 329 00:26:17,956 --> 00:26:19,480 Walter's been a loser. 330 00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:27,158 Which is why, as of now, he is resigning and putting me in charge. 331 00:26:27,633 --> 00:26:31,660 So, before you decide to run me out on a rail with all the flaming torches and pitchforks, 332 00:26:31,737 --> 00:26:37,869 hear me out, give me five minutes, then you may tear me to shreds, if you like. 333 00:26:37,976 --> 00:26:42,709 First, l will be ceding control of all individual projects 334 00:26:42,781 --> 00:26:44,271 back to the teams themselves. 335 00:26:44,349 --> 00:26:45,680 That means you will be free 336 00:26:45,784 --> 00:26:49,311 and entrusted to do the jobs you was hired to do in the first place. 337 00:26:49,388 --> 00:26:50,377 Hello, Hank. 338 00:26:50,455 --> 00:26:54,118 Second, we will revamp, revitalize, re-launch 339 00:26:54,293 --> 00:26:57,820 at the lnternational Game and Toy Manufacturers Expo 340 00:26:57,896 --> 00:27:00,660 in six weeks' time. 341 00:27:01,099 --> 00:27:06,059 Now, l know there's a very high degree of skepticism about my ability to lead. 342 00:27:06,438 --> 00:27:07,700 lsn't that right? 343 00:27:07,773 --> 00:27:11,140 l mean, middle-aged man with his arm stuck up my bum. Right? 344 00:27:11,376 --> 00:27:15,540 Who wouldn't doubt me? But l'll make you the following deal. 345 00:27:15,614 --> 00:27:20,244 You give me two weeks, just two, and at the end of that time, 346 00:27:20,319 --> 00:27:23,550 anyone who wants to resign will receive severance pay 347 00:27:23,622 --> 00:27:25,852 and a glowing letter of recommendation. 348 00:27:25,924 --> 00:27:29,087 -No questions asked, no exceptions. -MAN: Excuse me? 349 00:27:29,227 --> 00:27:30,660 And who exactly are you supposed to be? 350 00:27:31,430 --> 00:27:34,331 Bollocks. Did l forget to introduce meself? 351 00:27:34,933 --> 00:27:37,800 You may simply call me the Beaver. 352 00:27:45,610 --> 00:27:46,668 lmpressive. 353 00:27:48,914 --> 00:27:49,903 So, what do you need to know? 354 00:27:51,650 --> 00:27:55,313 Well, l guess the first thing is, what do you want to say? 355 00:27:58,290 --> 00:28:00,155 Well, that's kind of the problem. 356 00:28:00,492 --> 00:28:03,689 l mean, l got good grades. Big deal. What do l know? 357 00:28:03,762 --> 00:28:07,528 Okay. Well, how do you want people to feel when you're done? 358 00:28:07,799 --> 00:28:13,396 l guess l just want them to feel not 359 00:28:14,406 --> 00:28:15,668 let down. 360 00:28:15,807 --> 00:28:16,796 ''Not let down.' ' 361 00:28:17,309 --> 00:28:18,606 That's powerful. 362 00:28:20,212 --> 00:28:22,373 ''l'm excited, pumped. How are you doing?'' 363 00:28:22,447 --> 00:28:24,472 ''Me? l'm not let down.' ' 364 00:28:24,549 --> 00:28:25,675 (LAUGHS) 365 00:28:25,751 --> 00:28:28,549 l told you that l suck. This is why l need you. 366 00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:32,147 Okay, well, you're a cheerleader, notorious hothead. 367 00:28:32,224 --> 00:28:34,249 Could we talk about you getting expelled from the eighth grade? 368 00:28:36,161 --> 00:28:37,594 How did you find out about that? 369 00:28:38,363 --> 00:28:40,456 No secrets on the lnternet. 370 00:28:40,999 --> 00:28:41,988 What did you do? 371 00:28:42,067 --> 00:28:43,295 Did you steal some encyclopedias? 372 00:28:43,368 --> 00:28:45,393 -Chew some nicotine gum? -No. 373 00:28:45,470 --> 00:28:47,370 What? Tease a fat kid? 374 00:28:47,906 --> 00:28:48,895 Shut up. 375 00:28:49,408 --> 00:28:50,466 All right. So, what is it? 376 00:28:53,111 --> 00:28:54,408 l was tagging. 377 00:28:57,115 --> 00:28:58,343 Tagging? 378 00:28:59,985 --> 00:29:01,179 Like.. . 379 00:29:04,890 --> 00:29:05,879 Like graffiti tagging? 380 00:29:06,425 --> 00:29:10,452 More like art. lt was just illegal. 381 00:29:12,397 --> 00:29:15,855 Where's all this rebel-artist shit now? 382 00:29:16,401 --> 00:29:18,392 That was a long time ago. 383 00:29:19,271 --> 00:29:22,729 You still have some, don't you? Yeah. 384 00:29:22,941 --> 00:29:25,034 -Show me, please. -No. 385 00:29:26,011 --> 00:29:29,139 lf you show me, l will write you a speech that you could free Tibet with. 386 00:29:29,481 --> 00:29:30,573 Why do you want to see it so bad? 387 00:29:31,850 --> 00:29:33,545 Because l like to be surprised. 388 00:29:38,356 --> 00:29:40,688 -We have to be quick. -All right. 389 00:29:42,594 --> 00:29:44,323 Whose room is this? 390 00:29:44,629 --> 00:29:45,926 NORAH: No one's. 391 00:29:55,273 --> 00:29:56,467 Oh, wow. 392 00:30:07,052 --> 00:30:12,183 l like to do it big. Like freeways, buildings, billboards. 393 00:30:13,492 --> 00:30:18,623 And fast. Like l'm running a million miles an hour. 394 00:30:20,465 --> 00:30:21,989 No thinking, you know? 395 00:30:24,469 --> 00:30:25,697 Why did you stop? 396 00:30:29,474 --> 00:30:32,932 'Cause l got caught and my mom couldn't take it. 397 00:30:33,812 --> 00:30:36,781 Anyway, l threw them all away. 398 00:30:36,848 --> 00:30:37,837 Someone must have liked them. 399 00:30:39,317 --> 00:30:42,150 Pulled them out of the trash, didn't they? 400 00:30:43,388 --> 00:30:45,515 -Who was it? -NORAH'S MOM: What are you doing in here? 401 00:30:47,692 --> 00:30:50,593 l was just showing Porter around the house. 402 00:30:52,464 --> 00:30:54,694 He's on the math team with me. 403 00:30:55,167 --> 00:30:56,896 -Right. -Time to go. 404 00:31:00,071 --> 00:31:02,869 Hey, l'm sorry about my mom. 405 00:31:04,009 --> 00:31:06,204 -She's just, you know.. . -That's fine. 406 00:31:10,815 --> 00:31:12,578 You know, you are 407 00:31:14,719 --> 00:31:16,118 so much weirder.. . 408 00:31:19,591 --> 00:31:23,118 Not weird, l just mean, like, different, l guess. 409 00:31:23,728 --> 00:31:27,129 You're a lot more different than l thought you'd be. 410 00:31:27,666 --> 00:31:30,362 You know, for someone l'm paying a lot of money to write a speech for me, 411 00:31:30,435 --> 00:31:31,925 you're not very articulate. 412 00:31:33,038 --> 00:31:34,164 l'm much better on paper. 413 00:31:35,307 --> 00:31:36,638 We'll see. 414 00:31:37,776 --> 00:31:41,644 Thank you for not laughing, l guess. 415 00:31:42,113 --> 00:31:43,102 l wouldn't do that. 416 00:31:43,381 --> 00:31:45,008 l wouldn't laugh. 417 00:31:45,917 --> 00:31:46,975 Good. 418 00:31:49,454 --> 00:31:51,046 Very, very good. 419 00:31:54,226 --> 00:31:57,024 (SWlM UNTlL YOU CAN'T SEE LAND PLAYlNG) 420 00:32:06,071 --> 00:32:11,168 (SlNGlNG) We salute at the threshold of the North Sea in my mind 421 00:32:11,943 --> 00:32:15,208 And a nod to the boredom that drove me here 422 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:19,341 To face the tide and swim 423 00:32:20,051 --> 00:32:24,078 l swim, oh, swim 424 00:32:24,356 --> 00:32:28,588 WALTER: (AS BEAVER) And, eventually, what seems strange becomes common. 425 00:32:29,728 --> 00:32:32,856 What seemed impossible becomes real. 426 00:32:32,931 --> 00:32:38,164 (SlNGlNG) Up to my knees now, do l wait? Do l dive? 427 00:32:38,837 --> 00:32:43,797 The sea has seen my like before though it's my first and perhaps last time 428 00:32:44,743 --> 00:32:50,113 Let's call me a Baptist, call this the drowning of the past 429 00:32:50,548 --> 00:32:55,747 She's there on the shoreline Throwing stones at my back 430 00:32:55,820 --> 00:32:59,221 So swim until you can't see land 431 00:32:59,291 --> 00:33:02,089 Swim until you can't see land 432 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,254 Swim until you can't see land 433 00:33:05,330 --> 00:33:09,061 Are you a man or are you a bag of sand? 434 00:33:11,670 --> 00:33:15,606 WALTER: (AS BEAVER) Until things almost start to feel the way they used to. 435 00:33:18,977 --> 00:33:20,171 Fixed it, love. Working like a charm. 436 00:33:20,245 --> 00:33:22,440 lt's like it's all brand new. 437 00:33:29,854 --> 00:33:30,878 (HAMMERlNG) 438 00:33:30,955 --> 00:33:34,482 -Walter. Walter, wake up. Wake up. -Mmm. What? 439 00:33:34,693 --> 00:33:38,288 lt's Henry. He snuck out of his room. He's down in the garage again by himself. 440 00:33:38,363 --> 00:33:40,593 Well, tell him to come to bed. 441 00:33:40,665 --> 00:33:45,500 l know. l tell him every night, but he needs to hear it from, you know, you. 442 00:33:46,471 --> 00:33:47,460 Yeah. 443 00:33:49,541 --> 00:33:50,872 l'm on it. 444 00:33:54,679 --> 00:33:57,876 Whoa, where are you going this time of night? 445 00:33:57,949 --> 00:34:00,144 l'm gonna tell the little guy to knock it off so l can sleep. 446 00:34:00,218 --> 00:34:01,207 Right. 447 00:34:01,319 --> 00:34:04,686 l was going to the same place. Come on. Let's triple-team him. 448 00:34:05,657 --> 00:34:08,820 That's okay. You've got your little furry friend. 449 00:34:11,963 --> 00:34:12,952 Good night. 450 00:34:22,340 --> 00:34:24,137 What are you making besides a racket? 451 00:34:24,209 --> 00:34:25,198 You couldn't sleep, either? 452 00:34:26,111 --> 00:34:29,342 Well, actually, mate, l was having a brilliant kip 453 00:34:29,414 --> 00:34:31,609 till you started banging away. 454 00:34:32,450 --> 00:34:34,315 l just had this idea. 455 00:34:34,386 --> 00:34:36,854 Oh, yeah? Well, let's have the idea in the morning. 456 00:34:37,455 --> 00:34:39,980 Just 10 more minutes, please? 457 00:34:40,058 --> 00:34:41,685 Ten more minutes, all right, yes. 458 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:46,197 But no more mucking about with tools when l'm not around. lt's not safe. 459 00:34:46,364 --> 00:34:49,026 Or when your mother's asked you not to. Or at night. 460 00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:52,968 Or in a toilet. Or when you're climbing Mount Everest. 461 00:34:53,471 --> 00:34:55,029 Or picking your nose. Agreed? 462 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,505 -Agreed. -There you go. 463 00:35:00,245 --> 00:35:03,408 Can you talk to me? l like it when you talk. 464 00:35:04,349 --> 00:35:05,907 What do you want me to talk about? 465 00:35:05,984 --> 00:35:07,451 Doesn't matter. Just talk. 466 00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:10,920 You have a funny voice. 467 00:35:11,923 --> 00:35:14,221 You're quite easily entertained, aren't you? 468 00:35:17,862 --> 00:35:22,356 Give you a buzz saw, a block of wood, and some chatter.. . 469 00:35:29,374 --> 00:35:30,932 (WALTER HUMMlNG) 470 00:35:31,376 --> 00:35:32,866 MEREDlTH: Hey, Walter, did you talk to him? 471 00:35:33,211 --> 00:35:36,180 Yes, and everything's fine. He'll stick to the schedule. 472 00:35:36,448 --> 00:35:37,574 What's going on? 473 00:35:37,715 --> 00:35:41,344 l've had a breakthrough, love. Got to get to work right away. 474 00:35:41,453 --> 00:35:42,442 Now? 475 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,078 Not a moment to spare! 476 00:35:47,392 --> 00:35:49,087 You're a goddess. 477 00:36:01,339 --> 00:36:03,773 Sir? You're in early. 478 00:36:03,842 --> 00:36:06,140 Just the woman l wanted to see. 479 00:36:07,212 --> 00:36:08,201 Have a look at this. 480 00:36:09,314 --> 00:36:12,112 Now, we need to get started on this right away. 481 00:36:12,650 --> 00:36:14,083 lt's a beaver? 482 00:36:15,153 --> 00:36:16,177 lt's the future. 483 00:36:16,654 --> 00:36:17,643 This? 484 00:36:17,922 --> 00:36:20,083 WALTER: The Talking Beaver Woodworking Set. 485 00:36:20,458 --> 00:36:23,256 You get your basic tools, a block of wood 486 00:36:23,328 --> 00:36:25,888 and a talking beaver to work right alongside of you. 487 00:36:26,364 --> 00:36:27,661 You should see the kids, love. 488 00:36:27,732 --> 00:36:29,791 l mean, they've got their cell phones and their computers, 489 00:36:29,868 --> 00:36:32,428 but, wow, you give them a block of wood, a hammer and a saw? 490 00:36:32,504 --> 00:36:33,835 Bob's their bleeding auntie. 491 00:36:33,905 --> 00:36:36,430 Their poor little brains are starving for something like this. 492 00:36:36,508 --> 00:36:39,909 So, you're talking about a new product line for what? Christmas? 493 00:36:39,978 --> 00:36:42,947 Christmas? l'm talking about right now, woman. Today. 494 00:36:43,681 --> 00:36:45,148 This morning. 495 00:36:46,251 --> 00:36:48,811 l guess there could be an ancillary market in more tools. 496 00:36:49,687 --> 00:36:51,587 Maybe pre-cut lumber pieces? 497 00:36:51,656 --> 00:36:53,681 Sort of like Lego kits but made of wood. 498 00:36:53,758 --> 00:36:56,386 And you can work them into shapes on your own. 499 00:36:56,661 --> 00:36:58,856 Now, that's using your scone. 500 00:36:59,197 --> 00:37:01,165 Not just made out of wood, is it? Let's go. 501 00:37:01,432 --> 00:37:02,763 But this would mean, l mean, 502 00:37:02,834 --> 00:37:06,668 even if we could get one ready in time, this is all we would have for the Expo. 503 00:37:06,971 --> 00:37:08,632 That's all we'll need, my darling. 504 00:37:19,317 --> 00:37:20,978 WALTER: (AS BEAVER) And for every person that points out 505 00:37:21,052 --> 00:37:22,883 that there's a rodent at the helm, 506 00:37:22,954 --> 00:37:28,517 there's another to remind him or her that production has already increased by 35% . 507 00:37:28,893 --> 00:37:32,693 At the end of those first two weeks, not one person resigns. 508 00:37:33,197 --> 00:37:34,186 Not one. 509 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,865 WALTER: Now, we're going to start with.. . 510 00:37:39,070 --> 00:37:43,302 The Beaver, as a core item, along with endless project kits 511 00:37:43,775 --> 00:37:45,640 could produce an exponential return. 512 00:37:46,077 --> 00:37:50,446 The question is, do we want to continue struggling merely to survive, 513 00:37:50,515 --> 00:37:55,418 or do we want to embrace something new, something different, 514 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,579 and see where it takes us? 515 00:38:00,992 --> 00:38:04,120 WALTER: (AS BEAVER) Once again, our beloved Jerry Co. 516 00:38:04,195 --> 00:38:08,393 has vision, power, energy, balls. 517 00:38:11,135 --> 00:38:14,662 ltem number three this morning, we've got some fabrication concerns. 518 00:38:14,872 --> 00:38:16,271 Why are you all laughing? 519 00:38:48,773 --> 00:38:50,331 (PANTlNG) 520 00:38:57,015 --> 00:38:59,449 Did you talk to Dr. Macy today? 521 00:39:01,119 --> 00:39:05,783 lndeed. He says we're coming along just brilliantly. 522 00:39:09,127 --> 00:39:12,722 Well, did he give you some kind of a timeline for when the treatment might be over? 523 00:39:12,964 --> 00:39:15,296 No, nothing specific, love. 524 00:39:15,366 --> 00:39:17,493 Like a week, or a month, or.. . 525 00:39:18,536 --> 00:39:19,798 lt's a process, love. 526 00:39:20,538 --> 00:39:22,597 We'll know when the time is right. 527 00:39:25,376 --> 00:39:28,311 Now, rest up, you delicious little tart. 528 00:39:28,379 --> 00:39:30,813 There's more where that came from. 529 00:40:04,916 --> 00:40:08,682 Hector, what do l always say, man? Read it before you turn it in. 530 00:40:08,753 --> 00:40:10,345 lt was about your own family, for Christ's sake. 531 00:40:10,421 --> 00:40:13,322 l just figured since it was personal, there wouldn't be no test questions on it. 532 00:40:13,391 --> 00:40:16,554 -But your own grandma turned you in. -Yes. She was so proud. 533 00:40:16,627 --> 00:40:20,586 Talking about the stuff that you had wrote about her back in the day in D.R . 534 00:40:20,665 --> 00:40:23,293 And then all of a sudden, she could just tell l knew nothing about it. 535 00:40:23,367 --> 00:40:25,528 So, she starts crying. She calls the principal, says she doesn't.. . 536 00:40:25,603 --> 00:40:27,628 All right. My name stays out of this. You understand that, right? 537 00:40:27,705 --> 00:40:31,436 -She called me a liar and a cheater. -All right, all right, all right. Look. 538 00:40:34,278 --> 00:40:35,939 Okay, l'm gonna make a dummy website, all right? 539 00:40:36,013 --> 00:40:38,140 You tell them you sent in your money, you got your paper. 540 00:40:38,216 --> 00:40:40,241 That's all you know, okay? 541 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,412 Hector, look, l gotta go. 542 00:40:43,488 --> 00:40:44,955 l'm gonna give you the website tomorrow, all right? 543 00:40:45,556 --> 00:40:47,683 -Hector! -Yes, yes, yes. 544 00:40:47,759 --> 00:40:49,090 Great. Good. 545 00:40:49,761 --> 00:40:50,819 Norah! 546 00:40:51,529 --> 00:40:52,587 -Hey. -Hey. 547 00:40:54,232 --> 00:40:56,962 -Why are you all sweaty? -l was doing yoga. 548 00:40:57,702 --> 00:41:00,364 -Manly. -Downward Dog's a bitch. 549 00:41:02,507 --> 00:41:05,271 -Are you busy tonight? -Are you asking me out? 550 00:41:05,610 --> 00:41:06,599 No. Not at all. 551 00:41:06,677 --> 00:41:09,908 l was just gonna casually inquire if you're busy 552 00:41:09,981 --> 00:41:13,178 without making it seem like l'd been up all night planning something elaborate. 553 00:41:13,251 --> 00:41:16,015 Have you been up all night planning something elaborate? 554 00:41:16,854 --> 00:41:18,446 Yeah, l have, like, maps and stuff. 555 00:41:18,523 --> 00:41:19,512 (LAUGHS) 556 00:41:20,725 --> 00:41:23,990 You can pick me up at 7:00. l have to be back at 1 2:00. 557 00:41:24,996 --> 00:41:28,796 Awesome, so it's a date. l mean, it is, right? 558 00:41:29,734 --> 00:41:31,065 We'll see. 559 00:41:34,238 --> 00:41:35,227 Cool. 560 00:41:37,675 --> 00:41:39,404 Don't mess this up. 561 00:42:07,071 --> 00:42:09,130 You let me lead, all right? 562 00:42:09,974 --> 00:42:12,499 Are you almost ready? Reservation's at 8:00. 563 00:42:13,778 --> 00:42:18,613 -Bloody hell, woman. Look at you. -Well, you're looking pretty good yourself. 564 00:42:18,683 --> 00:42:20,913 -Yeah, well, you ain't seen nothing yet. -Yeah? 565 00:42:20,985 --> 00:42:23,510 The girls whipped up something special for me. 566 00:42:26,524 --> 00:42:28,822 We're talking full-on tux, love. 567 00:42:30,595 --> 00:42:33,496 Yeah. Just give us a minute to pop it on, and we'll be off. 568 00:42:33,564 --> 00:42:35,589 Wait, it's our anniversary, honey. 569 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,258 That's why l went for the penguin suit. 570 00:42:37,335 --> 00:42:40,168 l do not want to celebrate 20 years of marriage with a puppet. 571 00:42:42,340 --> 00:42:46,299 l'm sorry. l've been very patient and l've been very supportive, 572 00:42:47,445 --> 00:42:50,073 but l want you, not him. 573 00:42:52,383 --> 00:42:54,817 Not tonight. 574 00:43:04,462 --> 00:43:05,486 Hi. 575 00:43:06,664 --> 00:43:08,427 Black, party of two. 576 00:43:21,178 --> 00:43:24,079 So, when do l get to see some of your pages? 577 00:43:25,116 --> 00:43:26,640 Never. lt's a pyramid scheme. 578 00:43:27,952 --> 00:43:29,010 -l didn't tell you that? -No. 579 00:43:29,086 --> 00:43:31,418 You didn't get the brochure? 580 00:43:31,489 --> 00:43:34,287 -l'm kidding. l'll get it done. -You better. 581 00:43:34,358 --> 00:43:38,590 l'm not giving you 500 bucks just so you can buy a flat screen for your dorm room. 582 00:43:38,663 --> 00:43:41,393 l'm not buying a flat screen for my dorm room. 583 00:43:41,465 --> 00:43:42,489 Then, what? 584 00:43:43,534 --> 00:43:45,229 -A mummy. -No mummy. 585 00:43:46,470 --> 00:43:49,371 -Then, what? What's it going to? -Nothing. 586 00:43:50,141 --> 00:43:51,472 Mmm-mmm. 587 00:43:51,542 --> 00:43:54,602 A guy like you doesn't do anything for no reason. 588 00:43:54,679 --> 00:43:56,340 You've got a plan. 589 00:44:03,421 --> 00:44:08,324 l was listening to the radio and, apparently, it's gonna be really hot this weekend. 590 00:44:09,293 --> 00:44:13,559 Not hot-hot, just above average. 591 00:44:17,702 --> 00:44:20,933 -So, how's work? -Good. Yeah, busy. 592 00:44:22,406 --> 00:44:23,430 Busy? 593 00:44:27,645 --> 00:44:30,113 NORAH: Maps? That's what you're saving all your money for? 594 00:44:30,648 --> 00:44:31,706 Yeah. 595 00:44:31,782 --> 00:44:34,945 Okay, explain, because right now, it's looking like where you hide your bodies. 596 00:44:35,019 --> 00:44:39,080 -lt is. Every red dot is a dead body. -(LAUGHlNG) 597 00:44:39,457 --> 00:44:40,481 Just trying to be honest. 598 00:44:40,558 --> 00:44:42,719 Okay, really, what's it for? 599 00:44:45,262 --> 00:44:49,699 lt's, like, all these places where everything changed in the blink of an eye. 600 00:44:50,501 --> 00:44:52,867 Like the balcony where Martin Luther King got shot. 601 00:44:52,937 --> 00:44:55,997 The train tracks where Woody Guthrie hopped on his first train. 602 00:44:56,540 --> 00:44:57,529 And? 603 00:45:00,945 --> 00:45:05,177 And l just visit them and then l end up at Brown the day before school starts. 604 00:45:06,050 --> 00:45:08,518 lt's kind of like a find-yourself trip? 605 00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:13,389 No. More like a lose-stuff trip. 606 00:45:14,992 --> 00:45:17,688 What kind of stuff do you want to lose? 607 00:45:18,596 --> 00:45:20,928 At last count, 49 things. 608 00:45:24,935 --> 00:45:29,167 An elaborate, mysterious plan, and a little weird. 609 00:45:31,642 --> 00:45:32,631 But l like it. 610 00:45:33,411 --> 00:45:36,141 lt's your paper-writing dollars at work. 611 00:45:44,822 --> 00:45:45,846 What was that for? 612 00:45:46,290 --> 00:45:48,224 You said you liked to be surprised. 613 00:45:50,828 --> 00:45:52,921 -Ready? -For what? 614 00:46:06,944 --> 00:46:08,639 lt's a great place. 615 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,240 lt's kind of scary but beautiful. 616 00:46:14,718 --> 00:46:18,620 Look, l wasn't sure which color you liked, so l kind of got everything. 617 00:46:18,689 --> 00:46:20,782 l hope you like sunburst yellow. 618 00:46:21,659 --> 00:46:24,219 Porter? Porter, come on. What are you doing? 619 00:46:24,562 --> 00:46:26,223 ls this fantastic, or what? 620 00:46:26,297 --> 00:46:29,027 Are you kidding? lt's awesome, but l'm not going to touch it. 621 00:46:29,533 --> 00:46:31,501 -Why not? -Because. 622 00:46:33,304 --> 00:46:36,762 -Because, what? Why not? -Because l don't want to. 623 00:46:38,442 --> 00:46:40,933 Come on, Norah. You have this amazing thing that you do. 624 00:46:41,846 --> 00:46:45,942 You just put all of yourself out there. All l can do is sound like other people. 625 00:46:46,851 --> 00:46:48,682 -l know you have something to say. -Okay. 626 00:46:49,019 --> 00:46:52,420 -Knock yourself out. You do it. -Come on. 627 00:46:53,624 --> 00:46:55,319 No. l don't paint. 628 00:46:56,026 --> 00:46:58,961 Why not? You're so good at being other people. 629 00:46:59,029 --> 00:47:03,056 -Well, maybe if l could paint l would, but.. . -Porter, just start. 630 00:47:04,535 --> 00:47:05,627 Okay. 631 00:47:09,573 --> 00:47:12,041 What are you going to do? Write ''Norah + Porter forever''? 632 00:47:13,944 --> 00:47:15,969 Because that'd be pretty cute. 633 00:47:46,343 --> 00:47:47,537 Right? 634 00:47:51,949 --> 00:47:54,884 -That's what you've been wanting to say. -No. 635 00:47:54,952 --> 00:47:58,080 You wrote 400 pages of notes. Not one word about him? 636 00:47:58,155 --> 00:48:00,555 What happened to my brother is none of your business. 637 00:48:00,658 --> 00:48:01,682 Do you understand? 638 00:48:01,759 --> 00:48:03,590 l just thought there was something you wanted to say 639 00:48:03,661 --> 00:48:05,629 and you didn't know how. 640 00:48:06,597 --> 00:48:07,894 lt's none of your business. 641 00:48:08,866 --> 00:48:10,959 What kind of person does something like this? 642 00:48:11,569 --> 00:48:13,264 What's the matter with you? 643 00:48:17,675 --> 00:48:18,869 (SlREN WAlLS) 644 00:48:29,053 --> 00:48:30,452 Go on. Open it. 645 00:48:31,889 --> 00:48:34,824 Henry helped me, which basically means 646 00:48:34,925 --> 00:48:38,122 that l bought the wood and he did all the work. 647 00:48:44,034 --> 00:48:45,729 lt's a memory box. 648 00:48:46,937 --> 00:48:48,632 lt's very nice. Thank you. 649 00:48:49,273 --> 00:48:50,672 Look inside. 650 00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:59,707 l thought it was important to remind ourselves of how things were. 651 00:48:59,850 --> 00:49:02,512 How things should be. 652 00:49:05,889 --> 00:49:07,754 (BREATHlNG HEAVlLY) 653 00:49:14,098 --> 00:49:17,363 Walter. No, no, no. lt's okay. lt's okay. 654 00:49:18,035 --> 00:49:19,866 (PANTlNG) 655 00:49:21,238 --> 00:49:22,796 ls this what you want? 656 00:49:23,641 --> 00:49:25,973 ls this progress? Christ, woman! 657 00:49:27,144 --> 00:49:29,874 He's suffering from depression, not amnesia! 658 00:49:29,947 --> 00:49:32,006 You think the problem is he can't remember these things? 659 00:49:32,516 --> 00:49:35,314 -No. -He can't go back. Don't you see that? 660 00:49:36,253 --> 00:49:40,519 This is all in the past, and dredging it up.. . Do you know where this leads? 661 00:49:41,191 --> 00:49:43,523 You know where this Walter goes? 662 00:49:43,594 --> 00:49:48,156 To a 10th floor balcony, tied to a shower curtain rod. 663 00:49:48,232 --> 00:49:50,132 ls that what you want? 664 00:49:51,068 --> 00:49:54,196 You want the rest of your life to be just like tonight? 665 00:49:54,271 --> 00:49:57,866 -Well, that was Walter. -No, Walter. No, come on. 666 00:49:59,576 --> 00:50:02,204 Look at this. You really look at this. 667 00:50:04,114 --> 00:50:05,672 That's you, Walter. 668 00:50:06,884 --> 00:50:08,374 Remember that? 669 00:50:09,353 --> 00:50:14,313 When Porter was born, and he was so little? 670 00:50:14,925 --> 00:50:18,554 And they pulled him out of me, and you stood right by him. 671 00:50:18,629 --> 00:50:19,687 You looked him right in the eye, 672 00:50:19,763 --> 00:50:21,458 and you let him know that you weren't going anywhere, 673 00:50:21,532 --> 00:50:24,399 that you were staying right there so he wouldn't be scared. 674 00:50:25,969 --> 00:50:28,938 Walter, that's you. That's the man l love. That's the man l need. 675 00:50:31,141 --> 00:50:32,574 You're still inside there, honey. 676 00:50:34,278 --> 00:50:38,510 l know you're in there. We can go back. 677 00:50:38,582 --> 00:50:40,379 We can get back to the way that we used to be. 678 00:50:40,451 --> 00:50:43,181 We are not going down that street again, Meredith. 679 00:50:44,288 --> 00:50:48,554 This man is a dead end. He's gone. He has to be. 680 00:50:49,426 --> 00:50:50,450 You get it? 681 00:50:51,595 --> 00:50:52,584 l fought for you. 682 00:50:53,364 --> 00:50:56,390 l practically breathed for you for two years when you couldn't even get out of bed, 683 00:50:56,467 --> 00:50:59,561 and l will continue to fight for you because l love you. 684 00:51:00,504 --> 00:51:03,598 l've got to know that you're coming back. Come back to me, please. 685 00:51:04,408 --> 00:51:05,602 Walter? 686 00:51:05,676 --> 00:51:07,234 (CELL PHONE VlBRATlNG) 687 00:51:07,311 --> 00:51:08,573 Walter? 688 00:51:22,092 --> 00:51:24,890 Norah, l can't take this again. 689 00:51:28,532 --> 00:51:29,760 Come on. 690 00:51:37,908 --> 00:51:40,399 Hello. We came as soon as we heard. 691 00:51:41,678 --> 00:51:45,079 l'm the Beaver, and this is Porter's dad, Walter. 692 00:51:47,151 --> 00:51:49,915 Listen, we'll get it all sorted. l'm here now so we'll take care of things. 693 00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:52,515 Have a nice safe drive home. 694 00:52:09,006 --> 00:52:09,995 WALTER: Wait. 695 00:52:13,110 --> 00:52:16,409 Porter, mate, hang about. Come on. We can discuss this. Come on. 696 00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:17,947 -Give me that thing! -Calm down! 697 00:52:18,015 --> 00:52:20,313 -Give it to me! Goddamn it! -Stop it! 698 00:52:20,384 --> 00:52:21,942 -Give me that thing! -Stop! 699 00:52:22,019 --> 00:52:23,611 Leave him alone! 700 00:52:23,687 --> 00:52:24,813 (GRUNTS) 701 00:52:25,255 --> 00:52:30,056 Porter! Porter! Oh, my God. Porter, are you okay? Are you all right? 702 00:52:30,561 --> 00:52:32,051 Porter, let me see your hands. Are they bleeding? 703 00:52:32,129 --> 00:52:34,723 l'm sorry, son. l didn't mean to do that. 704 00:52:34,798 --> 00:52:36,891 You keep your hands off him! 705 00:52:37,568 --> 00:52:38,865 Porter, come on. Let me see. 706 00:52:53,050 --> 00:52:54,347 MEREDlTH: Are you happy now? 707 00:52:54,751 --> 00:52:56,184 Porter? Porter? 708 00:53:35,292 --> 00:53:37,487 lt's Christmas in May. 709 00:53:37,561 --> 00:53:39,495 That's what some retailers are saying 710 00:53:39,563 --> 00:53:43,556 with Mr. Beaver Woodchopper Kits selling out in droves. 711 00:53:43,634 --> 00:53:46,728 Recently, Jerry Co. had been in steep decline, 712 00:53:46,803 --> 00:53:50,136 hovering on the verge of bankruptcy earlier this year. 713 00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:54,267 But thanks to Mr. Beaver, that won't be happening any time soon. 714 00:53:55,546 --> 00:53:59,380 lt's like a $100 million ad campaign, for free! 715 00:54:00,751 --> 00:54:01,877 (SlGHS) 716 00:54:02,619 --> 00:54:07,022 Jerry Co.' s back in the game. The old man would be so proud. 717 00:54:09,293 --> 00:54:10,555 l've got to hand it to you. 718 00:54:10,627 --> 00:54:13,824 You pulled all the strings, and look where we landed. 719 00:54:13,897 --> 00:54:15,762 On top, for once. 720 00:54:20,237 --> 00:54:22,501 -lt feels good, doesn't it? -They. 721 00:54:26,610 --> 00:54:27,599 Sir? 722 00:54:29,179 --> 00:54:30,510 My family. 723 00:54:31,448 --> 00:54:34,008 Who's the biggest interview request we've had so far? 724 00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:41,186 -All the morning shows. CNN, CNBC.. . -Today Show, then. Set it up. 725 00:54:41,258 --> 00:54:45,024 But, sir, the Today Show is on television. 726 00:54:45,095 --> 00:54:51,466 What are we hiding? We're winners. We should be shouting it from the rooftops. 727 00:54:52,436 --> 00:54:54,063 lt would certainly be a story. 728 00:55:03,113 --> 00:55:08,016 l'm gonna tell you something that l've never told anyone else, 729 00:55:10,220 --> 00:55:11,847 but l think you're ready to hear it. 730 00:55:13,890 --> 00:55:14,982 Okay. 731 00:55:18,095 --> 00:55:19,289 l'm not a puppet. 732 00:55:22,733 --> 00:55:23,995 l'm real. 733 00:55:26,203 --> 00:55:27,534 l'm alive. 734 00:55:28,572 --> 00:55:30,767 And the world needs to know. 735 00:55:50,127 --> 00:55:51,116 (WALTER CLEARS THROAT) 736 00:55:52,596 --> 00:55:54,359 You all right, love? 737 00:55:57,701 --> 00:55:59,168 Some trouble? 738 00:55:59,936 --> 00:56:02,063 l talked to Dr. Macy today. 739 00:56:04,207 --> 00:56:06,732 What did he have to say for himself? 740 00:56:12,516 --> 00:56:15,246 He says that you haven't been to see him in over a year. 741 00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:19,218 Dr. Macy says that you're sick, Walter. Very sick. 742 00:56:19,289 --> 00:56:20,347 Yeah. Right. 743 00:56:20,424 --> 00:56:22,324 He said this sounds like some kind of a mania. 744 00:56:22,392 --> 00:56:25,486 Okay, well, who gives a shit what Dr. Macy has to say? 745 00:56:25,562 --> 00:56:26,551 l fixed him. 746 00:56:27,564 --> 00:56:32,331 Everybody else seems to get it. Henry, people at work. Everyone except you. 747 00:56:33,570 --> 00:56:34,628 Does that tell you something? 748 00:56:34,705 --> 00:56:36,900 You just want to live like this forever? Talking through your hand? 749 00:56:36,973 --> 00:56:39,874 l'd say it's been a pretty smashing success so far, wouldn't you? 750 00:56:39,943 --> 00:56:43,344 You need help, Walter! You need help! You're sick. 751 00:56:43,413 --> 00:56:47,679 ''Help.' ' Eat the pill, read the book, see the bleeding expert. 752 00:56:48,685 --> 00:56:50,880 -Walter finally helped himself. -Listen to yourself. This is insane. 753 00:56:50,954 --> 00:56:51,978 You're talking about a puppet. 754 00:56:52,055 --> 00:56:55,821 No, Meredith. You're talking about a bloody puppet. 755 00:56:56,626 --> 00:56:58,856 We're talking about a miracle. 756 00:57:01,798 --> 00:57:03,493 -Who's ''we,'' Walter? -(EXCLAlMS) 757 00:57:12,275 --> 00:57:14,675 l know it's hard, mate. l know. 758 00:57:16,546 --> 00:57:18,741 You can't afford to get mixed up in all of this. 759 00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:23,845 You just keep moving. Keep moving and don't look back. 760 00:57:40,303 --> 00:57:42,271 You're right, of course. 761 00:57:44,241 --> 00:57:46,038 Walter is sick. 762 00:57:49,246 --> 00:57:54,343 But make no mistake about it, love. l'm not going anywhere. 763 00:58:03,226 --> 00:58:04,989 l've rented a house. 764 00:58:06,196 --> 00:58:08,596 l'm taking the boys and everything we can carry. 765 00:58:08,665 --> 00:58:11,964 l don't want you to call. l don't want you to visit. 766 00:58:14,204 --> 00:58:18,072 lf you're determined to lose your mind, well, l can't stop you. 767 00:58:18,909 --> 00:58:23,209 But l'm not gonna let them stand there and watch it. Not my sons. 768 00:58:29,419 --> 00:58:34,083 lnsanity may play at the office, but it's not gonna work in front of a judge. 769 00:59:32,415 --> 00:59:34,440 Why aren't you coming with us? 770 00:59:35,852 --> 00:59:38,252 Another time, mate. Another time. 771 00:59:41,892 --> 00:59:43,689 But l want to stay with you. 772 00:59:45,061 --> 00:59:48,792 You go with your mum, all right? We'll get it sorted. You'll see. 773 00:59:48,865 --> 00:59:51,595 Everything will be good again real soon. All right. 774 00:59:52,369 --> 00:59:53,358 -Bye. -Let's go. 775 00:59:53,470 --> 00:59:54,459 Bye. 776 01:00:05,916 --> 01:00:07,577 l love you, Daddy. 777 01:00:10,253 --> 01:00:12,881 l love you, too, son. l love you, too. 778 01:00:14,124 --> 01:00:17,890 Go on. Off you go. Go on. 779 01:00:53,063 --> 01:00:55,623 Well, sometimes, Matt.. . May l call you Matt? 780 01:00:55,699 --> 01:00:56,723 MATT: Yeah, sure. 781 01:00:56,800 --> 01:01:01,965 Sometimes, a single inspiration just comes to you 782 01:01:02,038 --> 01:01:04,165 in the middle of the night. 783 01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:09,576 But your genius seems to hide in a stuffed toy. 784 01:01:09,646 --> 01:01:13,412 So people have to doubt your sanity a little. 785 01:01:13,483 --> 01:01:18,614 Well, Mozart was said to occasionally meow like a cat, 786 01:01:18,755 --> 01:01:20,746 but he got on all right. 787 01:01:20,890 --> 01:01:22,357 Great music, don't you think? 788 01:01:23,626 --> 01:01:25,958 Walter, l want to talk about depression. 789 01:01:26,029 --> 01:01:28,361 Because the way it's been told to me, 790 01:01:28,465 --> 01:01:31,525 this whole thing started as a way for you to deal with your mental illness. 791 01:01:31,835 --> 01:01:34,201 Well, all right. 792 01:01:34,304 --> 01:01:35,498 Well, sometimes, Matt, 793 01:01:37,307 --> 01:01:41,437 we reach a point where, in order to go on, 794 01:01:41,544 --> 01:01:44,104 we have to wipe the slate clean. 795 01:01:45,015 --> 01:01:48,143 We start to see ourselves as a box that we're trapped inside. 796 01:01:48,585 --> 01:01:50,849 And no matter how we try and escape, 797 01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:53,411 self-help, therapy, drugs, 798 01:01:53,490 --> 01:01:56,152 we just sink further and further down. 799 01:01:56,726 --> 01:01:59,286 The only way to truly break out of the box 800 01:01:59,362 --> 01:02:01,421 is just to get rid of it altogether. 801 01:02:01,798 --> 01:02:04,767 l mean, you built it in the first place. 802 01:02:04,834 --> 01:02:08,497 lf the people around you are breaking your spirit, who needs them? 803 01:02:08,571 --> 01:02:11,039 Your wife who pretends to love you, 804 01:02:11,141 --> 01:02:12,938 your son who can't even stand you. 805 01:02:13,009 --> 01:02:15,500 l mean, put them out of their misery. 806 01:02:15,578 --> 01:02:17,375 Starting over isn't crazy. 807 01:02:19,482 --> 01:02:22,349 Crazy is being miserable 808 01:02:22,419 --> 01:02:25,149 and walking around half asleep, numb, 809 01:02:25,388 --> 01:02:27,982 day after day after day. 810 01:02:28,058 --> 01:02:30,117 Crazy is pretending to be happy. 811 01:02:31,494 --> 01:02:34,827 Pretending that the way things are 812 01:02:34,898 --> 01:02:38,299 is the way they have to be for the rest of your bleeding life. 813 01:02:39,102 --> 01:02:41,730 All the potential, hope, 814 01:02:41,838 --> 01:02:43,863 all that joy, feeling, 815 01:02:43,940 --> 01:02:47,307 all that passion that life has sucked out of you. 816 01:02:47,710 --> 01:02:49,871 Reach out, grab a hold of it 817 01:02:49,946 --> 01:02:53,882 and snatch it back from that blood-sucking rabble. 818 01:02:56,686 --> 01:02:58,654 MATT: Walter, it's good to have you here. 819 01:02:59,689 --> 01:03:01,020 Thank you. 820 01:03:10,066 --> 01:03:11,055 (PEOPLE CHEERlNG) 821 01:03:11,434 --> 01:03:14,631 WALTER: (AS BEAVER) This is a picture of Walter Black, 822 01:03:16,239 --> 01:03:18,537 a hopelessly depressed individual 823 01:03:20,510 --> 01:03:23,638 who becomes the Beaver, 824 01:03:23,713 --> 01:03:26,546 who becomes a phenomenon. 825 01:03:26,649 --> 01:03:30,312 There's a lot of people out there who are desperate enough to listen. 826 01:03:31,221 --> 01:03:33,212 People seem to love a train wreck 827 01:03:33,723 --> 01:03:35,247 when it's not happening to them. 828 01:03:40,697 --> 01:03:43,188 Norah, look, we need to talk. 829 01:03:43,266 --> 01:03:44,324 Now's not a good time. 830 01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,925 Yeah, well, l called you, l texted you, and l lM'd you, 831 01:03:47,003 --> 01:03:48,834 and it never seems like a good time. So.. . 832 01:03:48,905 --> 01:03:50,600 Maybe you should take that as a hint. 833 01:03:50,707 --> 01:03:54,302 l'm an idiot, all right? That's not how l wanted things to turn out. 834 01:03:54,410 --> 01:03:56,901 l like you, all right? l actually give a shit. 835 01:03:56,980 --> 01:04:00,177 You don't give a shit about me. You don't even know me. 836 01:04:00,283 --> 01:04:02,183 Look, your brother OD'd, all right? 837 01:04:02,252 --> 01:04:04,447 But ditching your own talent, what makes you you, 838 01:04:04,554 --> 01:04:07,387 that's not gonna bring him back. lt's just going to make you nothing. 839 01:04:07,891 --> 01:04:11,327 You stay the hell away from me. 840 01:04:11,427 --> 01:04:12,951 You and your psycho family. 841 01:04:27,677 --> 01:04:32,376 Are you happy? Are you truly, truly happy? 842 01:04:32,549 --> 01:04:34,949 Because, Jon, there's something lacking in all of us. 843 01:04:35,084 --> 01:04:36,278 A missing piece. 844 01:04:36,352 --> 01:04:39,913 There's a little bit of a black spot or a dark spot. 845 01:04:40,089 --> 01:04:41,750 -lt's that obvious? -(AUDlENCE LAUGHlNG) 846 01:04:43,092 --> 01:04:45,720 WALTER: l'm sorry to say, Jon, but Walter needs a little help. 847 01:04:45,895 --> 01:04:48,523 Because he's not too articulate at the moment. 848 01:04:48,598 --> 01:04:51,032 ln fact, he's not well. 849 01:05:01,511 --> 01:05:04,708 Get up. Get up. 850 01:05:07,517 --> 01:05:09,951 Get up, you miserable wanker. 851 01:05:10,019 --> 01:05:13,352 You're not going to get much out of ol' Walter. 852 01:05:13,423 --> 01:05:16,085 He's feeling a bit under the weather, you see? 853 01:05:16,192 --> 01:05:18,285 Come on. lt's a radio show. 854 01:05:18,428 --> 01:05:20,828 People can't even see the puppet. 855 01:05:20,897 --> 01:05:23,764 So why talk through the puppet? 856 01:07:32,261 --> 01:07:34,092 (RlNGlNG) 857 01:07:36,966 --> 01:07:38,263 Hello? 858 01:07:38,334 --> 01:07:39,323 Mere, it's me. 859 01:07:39,635 --> 01:07:41,432 Walter, are you okay? 860 01:07:41,504 --> 01:07:42,903 Yeah, look, 861 01:07:43,606 --> 01:07:47,098 l can't.. . l can't.. . 862 01:07:47,176 --> 01:07:48,302 What are you doing? 863 01:07:50,346 --> 01:07:51,904 What's going on? 864 01:07:52,248 --> 01:07:54,113 Walter? Walter, talk to me! 865 01:07:55,017 --> 01:07:58,180 Who are you talking to? 866 01:07:58,521 --> 01:08:01,888 -Hang up. You hang up right now. -Walter? 867 01:08:08,264 --> 01:08:12,166 Can your mother stitch? 868 01:08:12,368 --> 01:08:13,562 (YELLS) 869 01:08:14,303 --> 01:08:15,861 (GRUNTlNG) 870 01:08:26,783 --> 01:08:29,684 You'll never win. 871 01:08:41,063 --> 01:08:43,930 HENRY: l want Daddy. Where's Daddy? MEREDlTH: l know. 872 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,468 HENRY: l want the Beaver. 873 01:08:47,937 --> 01:08:50,906 Are you awake? Honey, you've got to go get Dad, all right? 874 01:08:51,073 --> 01:08:52,370 Why? 875 01:08:52,442 --> 01:08:55,502 He's not answering his phone, and Henry won't stop crying. 876 01:08:55,578 --> 01:08:58,809 l just don't know what to do. Please. 877 01:08:58,881 --> 01:09:02,715 Come on, baby. We're going to find Daddy soon. lt's okay. 878 01:09:50,766 --> 01:09:55,863 Haven't l given you exactly what you asked for? 879 01:10:02,845 --> 01:10:05,006 You don't need them, Walter. 880 01:10:11,988 --> 01:10:13,353 l love you. 881 01:10:17,093 --> 01:10:20,585 l'm the only one that really, really loves you. 882 01:10:22,231 --> 01:10:27,965 And that is why l would never let you go back. 883 01:10:32,241 --> 01:10:34,038 Never. 884 01:10:47,023 --> 01:10:49,355 l don't want to sleep anymore. 885 01:10:51,661 --> 01:10:52,650 Maybe.. . 886 01:10:54,463 --> 01:10:56,761 Maybe, you know, we should work on something. 887 01:11:00,136 --> 01:11:04,163 Yeah, sure, mate. Come on. 888 01:11:17,587 --> 01:11:19,578 Walter, not like this. 889 01:11:19,655 --> 01:11:21,054 Don't do it. 890 01:11:21,157 --> 01:11:22,818 lt will be worse than before. Much worse. 891 01:11:23,192 --> 01:11:26,855 Do you want to end up a worthless, lonely piece of shit? 892 01:11:28,798 --> 01:11:30,857 You're nothing without me, Walter. 893 01:11:31,767 --> 01:11:32,756 Nothing! 894 01:11:33,603 --> 01:11:35,230 l'm the only part of you that works. 895 01:11:35,771 --> 01:11:37,705 (BLADE WHlRRlNG) 896 01:11:43,613 --> 01:11:45,274 l'm sorry. 897 01:11:50,353 --> 01:11:52,184 (WALTER SCREAMlNG) 898 01:12:00,796 --> 01:12:03,822 Walter! How about Henry, your kid? You remember him? 899 01:12:04,667 --> 01:12:06,066 Walter! 900 01:12:09,171 --> 01:12:10,297 Dad? 901 01:12:12,608 --> 01:12:14,974 BP's dropping. Don't touch the tourniquet until he's on the table. 902 01:12:15,811 --> 01:12:17,836 lt's the only reason he still has a pulse. 903 01:12:18,848 --> 01:12:20,338 (EXlT MUSlC FOR A FlLM PLAYlNG) 904 01:12:24,253 --> 01:12:25,914 (SlNGlNG) Wake 905 01:12:27,223 --> 01:12:29,384 From your sleep 906 01:12:32,061 --> 01:12:38,728 The drying of your tears 907 01:12:39,669 --> 01:12:44,868 Today we escape 908 01:12:45,908 --> 01:12:48,069 MORGAN: (ON TV) As the new CEO of Jerry Co. 909 01:12:49,178 --> 01:12:53,046 l want to assure people that the company is back in good hands. 910 01:12:56,018 --> 01:12:57,747 (SlNGlNG) Pack 911 01:12:58,888 --> 01:13:01,618 And get dressed 912 01:13:03,426 --> 01:13:10,195 Before your father hears us 913 01:13:11,167 --> 01:13:13,635 Before 914 01:13:14,537 --> 01:13:16,937 All hell 915 01:13:18,908 --> 01:13:22,605 Breaks loose 916 01:13:47,803 --> 01:13:49,930 l paid Porter $200, 917 01:13:52,108 --> 01:13:54,269 and he did some research. 918 01:13:54,376 --> 01:13:56,640 l let my family down. 919 01:13:57,913 --> 01:13:59,244 l'm really ashamed about this, 920 01:13:59,315 --> 01:14:02,546 and l just want to put it behind me as soon as possible. 921 01:14:10,459 --> 01:14:14,190 MASTER PO: (ON TV) Grasshopper, are you fishing in our lily pond? 922 01:14:14,330 --> 01:14:16,355 MEREDlTH: Come on. Let's go see your dad. 923 01:14:19,068 --> 01:14:20,933 -l'm not going. -Fine. 924 01:14:21,237 --> 01:14:24,331 lf you don't want to go, then don't go. But you're not just going to sleep all day. 925 01:14:26,308 --> 01:14:27,297 Come on. 926 01:14:28,244 --> 01:14:30,109 Come on, Porter. Let's go. Get up! 927 01:14:30,179 --> 01:14:31,168 -For Christ's sake. -Stop! 928 01:14:31,247 --> 01:14:33,215 -HENRY: Are we going? -Stop! Stop! 929 01:14:33,816 --> 01:14:34,805 Yes. 930 01:14:35,951 --> 01:14:37,043 Fine. 931 01:14:39,755 --> 01:14:42,383 Just do something, all right? 932 01:14:42,458 --> 01:14:45,655 Go outside, take a walk, steal a car. l don't care. 933 01:14:45,728 --> 01:14:48,754 l just don't want to find you back in bed when l get home. 934 01:15:00,376 --> 01:15:02,139 NURSE: Your family's here. 935 01:15:15,691 --> 01:15:17,682 lt's okay. Go on. 936 01:15:23,365 --> 01:15:25,492 Hey, little fella. How are you? 937 01:15:26,268 --> 01:15:27,360 Good. 938 01:15:28,003 --> 01:15:29,129 What's that? 939 01:15:29,972 --> 01:15:32,463 -lt's a brain. -Wow. lt's a brain! 940 01:15:33,209 --> 01:15:35,234 Mom says yours got broken. 941 01:15:35,644 --> 01:15:37,669 This will come in handy. 942 01:15:37,780 --> 01:15:41,682 So, are you crazy? 943 01:15:43,152 --> 01:15:45,143 Maybe. 944 01:15:45,254 --> 01:15:46,482 We're working on it. 945 01:15:47,456 --> 01:15:50,323 Does that mean you can come home? 946 01:15:50,392 --> 01:15:51,586 We're working on that, too. 947 01:15:52,494 --> 01:15:53,756 Hey, where's your brother? 948 01:15:54,830 --> 01:15:58,357 Probably sleeping. lt's all he does. 949 01:16:01,203 --> 01:16:02,568 Come here. 950 01:16:03,505 --> 01:16:06,235 Come here! l'll bite you on your ear! 951 01:16:36,372 --> 01:16:37,361 (CELL PHONE BUZZES) 952 01:16:57,960 --> 01:16:59,222 Wow. 953 01:17:00,629 --> 01:17:02,859 l must have sent you 15 texts. 954 01:17:03,666 --> 01:17:05,497 l'd given up on you. 955 01:17:07,002 --> 01:17:11,063 Well, that makes two of us. 956 01:17:12,474 --> 01:17:16,274 You were right. l guess l had some stuff to say. 957 01:17:18,714 --> 01:17:21,205 Apparently, a lot of stuff. 958 01:17:23,319 --> 01:17:26,777 Anyway, now you know what's on my mind, so you can write my speech. 959 01:17:26,922 --> 01:17:28,753 No. 960 01:17:28,857 --> 01:17:31,485 l think l'm officially out of that business. 961 01:17:31,660 --> 01:17:33,059 You owe me. 962 01:17:36,365 --> 01:17:38,526 You made this for me. 963 01:17:39,201 --> 01:17:40,964 Yesterday. 964 01:17:41,704 --> 01:17:43,331 How come? 965 01:17:43,472 --> 01:17:45,463 Because there's more that belongs on a wall than, 966 01:17:47,109 --> 01:17:49,475 ''Norah has a dead brother.' ' 967 01:17:51,647 --> 01:17:53,046 Even if it is a big mess. 968 01:17:54,750 --> 01:17:56,047 lt's amazing. 969 01:17:57,987 --> 01:18:01,946 Funny. l think it's a mess, and you think it's amazing. 970 01:18:02,024 --> 01:18:04,686 And l think you're amazing, and you think you're a mess. 971 01:18:06,795 --> 01:18:10,356 You know what? l don't want to think anymore. 972 01:18:15,504 --> 01:18:17,938 You still owe me a speech. 973 01:18:18,674 --> 01:18:20,801 Just make sure it sounds like me. 974 01:18:28,117 --> 01:18:32,918 So, do l just sit here writing and get arrested again? 975 01:18:32,988 --> 01:18:35,548 No, take it with you, dummy. 976 01:18:35,958 --> 01:18:38,893 Take it with me? 977 01:19:24,173 --> 01:19:27,267 PORTER: Good afternoon, graduates, dead poets, 978 01:19:27,409 --> 01:19:31,641 painters, future Einsteins, and all those in between. 979 01:19:32,147 --> 01:19:35,480 Today l'm here to warn you that you are being lied to. 980 01:19:35,617 --> 01:19:40,486 Our parents, our teachers, our doctors have lied to us. 981 01:19:40,589 --> 01:19:45,686 And it's the exact same lie. The same six words, 982 01:19:45,794 --> 01:19:48,262 ''Everything is going to be okay." 983 01:19:50,299 --> 01:19:52,062 But what if it isn't? 984 01:19:53,569 --> 01:19:56,163 What if some of human experience is just something you inherit, 985 01:19:56,238 --> 01:19:59,036 like curly hair or blue eyes? 986 01:19:59,108 --> 01:20:03,772 What if pain is just in your DNA and tragedy is your birthright? 987 01:20:05,214 --> 01:20:06,203 Or what if... 988 01:20:06,281 --> 01:20:09,045 NORAH: ''Or what if sometimes... '' PORTER: ... sometimes... 989 01:20:09,218 --> 01:20:12,085 ''.. .right out of the blue, when you least expect it, 990 01:20:12,955 --> 01:20:15,389 ''shit just happens? 991 01:20:17,693 --> 01:20:19,490 ''Shit just happens.' ' 992 01:20:22,498 --> 01:20:24,432 Okay, l'm sure, right now, you're all thinking, 993 01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:26,934 ''Man, this is the darkest graduation speech l've ever heard.' ' 994 01:20:28,003 --> 01:20:30,972 And it is. l agree with you, but l didn't write it. 995 01:20:35,344 --> 01:20:40,441 l've spent so much time waiting for this lie to come true 996 01:20:40,516 --> 01:20:44,179 that l finally paid someone to tell the truth for me. 997 01:20:47,623 --> 01:20:49,147 l'm not okay. 998 01:20:49,691 --> 01:20:51,158 Not at all. 999 01:20:53,562 --> 01:20:55,826 The truth is, 1000 01:20:55,898 --> 01:20:58,162 l'm missing something, 1001 01:20:59,868 --> 01:21:01,392 the thing l loved the most, 1002 01:21:02,671 --> 01:21:05,640 the face l wish were in the front row right now. 1003 01:21:08,010 --> 01:21:10,706 The brother l'll never get back. 1004 01:21:15,817 --> 01:21:17,876 So what do l do with that? 1005 01:21:21,523 --> 01:21:23,582 What do any of us do, 1006 01:21:24,526 --> 01:21:26,517 besides lie? 1007 01:21:29,831 --> 01:21:31,958 This is what l believe. 1008 01:21:35,571 --> 01:21:40,304 Right now, in this auditorium, there is someone who is with you. 1009 01:21:40,375 --> 01:21:44,744 Someone who is willing to pick you up, dust you off, 1010 01:21:44,813 --> 01:21:46,075 kiss you, forgive you, 1011 01:21:47,049 --> 01:21:50,348 put up with you, wait for you, carry you, 1012 01:21:50,719 --> 01:21:52,118 love you. 1013 01:21:54,456 --> 01:21:57,289 So, while everything may not always be okay, 1014 01:21:58,227 --> 01:22:00,388 one thing l know is true. 1015 01:22:02,064 --> 01:22:04,464 You do not have to be alone. 1016 01:22:46,942 --> 01:22:49,410 l didn't think you'd come. 1017 01:22:49,678 --> 01:22:52,044 l didn't think l would, either. 1018 01:22:59,855 --> 01:23:01,720 l'm just glad you're still here. 1019 01:23:03,592 --> 01:23:05,457 Yeah, most of me, anyway. 1020 01:23:06,061 --> 01:23:07,585 Yeah. 1021 01:23:12,734 --> 01:23:14,702 You know, when l was a little kid, 1022 01:23:15,203 --> 01:23:18,604 man, all l ever wanted was to be like you. 1023 01:23:21,677 --> 01:23:23,144 Then l got older, 1024 01:23:25,814 --> 01:23:28,578 and l just wanted to be anybody else. 1025 01:23:35,324 --> 01:23:36,313 And now? 1026 01:23:42,798 --> 01:23:43,890 Dad. 1027 01:24:41,590 --> 01:24:44,024 WALTER: (AS WALTER) This is a picture of Walter Black, 1028 01:24:45,761 --> 01:24:48,389 who had to become a beaver, 1029 01:24:48,463 --> 01:24:50,931 who had to become a father, 1030 01:24:52,234 --> 01:24:57,729 so that, one day, this might just be a picture of Walter Black.