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OK.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Is this yours?
- Dad.
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Didn't think so.
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Hey.
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Hey, I was gonna
do that for you later.
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Now you won't have to.
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- OK. OK, are you hungry?
- Yeah.
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- Cereal?
- OK.
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All right.
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- So the plan...
- The plan.
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Cara, Dad's about
to reveal "the plan. "
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I'll pack up the car,
pick you up right after school,
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and then we'll drive
straight... through.
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- Sounds good.
- Does not.
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- What now?
- Well, isn't the whole point
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that we go to school? You're
forcing us to miss school
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when we should be,
like, in school.
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Right? I mean,
what about my studies?
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OK, why are you smiling?
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I just never thought I'd hear you say,
"What about my studies?"
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It makes me, like, smile.
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- I don't wanna go.
- We do this every year.
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Only time we can get
the family together.
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Gotta help Grandma
and Grandpa.
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- Go.
- You're destroying my education.
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Change.
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- Yes?
- Very good column, sir.
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That bit about curfews?
Very apt.
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And may I also say
that yesterday's column
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on boundary
setting was excellent.
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- Who are you?
- I'm Marty Barasco.
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I would like to thank you
for last Friday's column.
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It helped me understand my parents.
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OK.
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Well, Marty,
what else can I do for you?
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I'd like to see your daughter,
sir. If I could.
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Ah. Jane. Jane!
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Actually, I'm here for Cara.
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Nice to meet you, Marty.
Come back in two years.
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I don't wanna brag,
but Mr. Shaff says
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I'm one of the best drivers in his
class. He says I'm highway ready.
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Mr. Shaff and I may not agree.
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- Cara! Let's go.
- So will you let me?
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We'll see. 3pm sharp.
Do not be...
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- Late. We got it.
... late.
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Yes, we do.
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FYI, that boy you were really rude to
before is my friend, Marty,
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my lab partner from class. We're
doing an extra-credit project together.
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Bus.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
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- Come on!
- Hurry up!
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Yeah?
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Yeah, Jordy,
I e-mailed it half an hour ago.
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What?
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No way. You're kidding.
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That's funny.
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- Where's your sister?
- You're late.
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She went to Yumms.
Can I drive?
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- Dad's going to be syndicated.
- Not so fast.
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There're others being considered...
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Aw, that's great. Can I drive?
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Look. You're a fine driver. It's the
just the other hundred million dr...
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If you don't let me,
I'll never learn.
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But if I let you,
you may not live.
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What was that?
What are you doing?
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- Could you be more embarrassing?
- Sorry to interrupt your studies.
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Well, we can't all
be monks like you. No.
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- By the way, you're grounded.
- Oh, I'm grounded?
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Mm-hmm. For how long?
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- For life.
- Dad, come on.
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- It's humiliating.
- Tell me about it.
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Grounded for a month.
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A month! But that's
worse than forever.
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- OK, Dad, why?
- You lied to me.
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Yeah, well,
you can't handle the truth.
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Try me next time.
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- But... but...
- No, no. No. No.
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- OK, Dad. I... I love Marty.
- Oh, please.
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- OK.
- Come on.
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Dad, Dad. Dad, Dad, stop.
OK, just listen. Listen.
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I didn't know right away.
It took me a while.
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- What's a while?
- I've known him for three weeks,
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but I knew in three days.
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You can't know in three days.
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- Well, maybe she can.
- No, no. No.
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What you're feeling
is not love.
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- It is young and reckless.
- Yes, it is. I love him.
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- You may think it's love, it is not!
- No, I love him. I love him.
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- No, it's not. No, it's not.
- I love him.
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I love him. I love him.
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Dad? You OK?
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There goes
Jane's college education.
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There goes Cara's.
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- Oh, no. What about mine?
- No, you're good.
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Ah, no, wait. There it goes.
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You can't keep me from Marty.
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Dad, let me remind you
that guys are half the world,
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and I'll find others.
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But know that only
Marty gets my heart.
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In the car.
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- I know a really good driver.
- No.
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No.
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Here you go.
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I think your sisters
aren't very happy with me.
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- Duh.
- Why do you think?
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You're a good father,
but sometimes a bad dad.
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- Who told you to say that?
- No one.
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Was it Jane or Cara?
You can tell me.
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- I made it up myself.
- No. You didn't.
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Which one of your sisters
told you to say that?
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I made it up myself.
I'm in the fourth grade.
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- I can make things up for myself.
- Jane or Cara?
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- I made it up myself.
- Jane or Cara?
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- I'm in the fourth grade.
- She's in the fourth grade!
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Oh, they're here.
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They're here. Come, girls.
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- Hey, Poppy.
- Good to see you.
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Hi, Lil.
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Hey, Dad.
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- Well, now we're all here.
- Mm-hm.
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- How you doing?
- Uh, fine. Or maybe not.
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- My kids can't stand me.
- Means you're doing something right.
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Oh, you're so...
Hiya, honey.
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Look at your girls.
They're all grown up.
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No, no, no.
They're still very young.
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- Come on, Lilly. Lilly.
- Hey, how are you?
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- She's getting big.
- Getting bigger every day.
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- Hey, man.
- Dan the man.
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Good to see you.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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- Hi, Uncle Dan.
- Hey, Eileen, how are you?
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- Did you hit traffic?
- Yeah, it wasn't... eh, not too bad.
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- Hi, sis. Good to see you.
- Glad you're here.
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Who are they? I've never
seen these guys in my life.
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- Hi, Uncle Dan.
- Say something.
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- Something.
- It happened. I knew it. Way to go.
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- Sounds good.
- Help your uncle with his bags, OK?
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Honey, you're down here.
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Your brother, Mitch, has
a friend coming to visit, so...
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- I'm in the special room.
- Yeah.
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- Sorry, bro.
- That's OK.
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- You sleep tight.
- You too.
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- You tired?
- Get down, get down!
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- Morning.
- Good morning.
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- Sleep OK?
- Yeah.
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- Get down!
- Can I get you guys something?
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Get a life.
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- She just needs some space.
- That's not what she needs.
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Yeah. She does.
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From the sound of things,
you all do.
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Yeah, why don't you
go get the papers?
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- Oh, Mom.
- Yeah, go on.
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It would do you good.
Get lost for a little while.
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- Maybe I should stick around.
- No. Get lost, Danny.
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It's not a request.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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- Good morning.
- I'll be with you in a minute.
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Oh.
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Well, then he went downtown.
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Yeah. For coffee. Right.
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Talks to him on weekends.
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Hi. Excuse me. Could you help?
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Um... Yes.
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I'm looking for a book,
obviously.
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- Anything in particular?
- Yeah, something that can help me
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deal with, um...
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...what might be
an awkward situation.
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Oh. OK. Um, what...
what's kind of, um...
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Well, something funny
might be nice.
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But not necessarily big, "ha ha ha,"
laugh-out-loud funny,
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you know, and certainly not
make-fun-of-other-people funny,
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but rather something,
uh, human funny.
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OK.
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And, uh, if it could, um,
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sneak up on you,
surprise you,
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and at the same time make
you think that what you thought
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was not only right
in a wrong kind of way,
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but when you're wrong,
there's a certain rightness
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- to your wrongness.
- Um...
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Well, maybe what
I mean is, um,
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more importantly, I'm looking
to be swept up.
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And at the same time, not.
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Meaning I wanna feel, uh,
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a deep connection to, uh, something.
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Or maybe I don't know
what I'm looking for.
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Well, in my experience, you rarely
find it all in just one book.
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- Oh.
- Maybe that's why there're so many.
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- Hmm.
- Um...
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- So, what do we have?
- We have a smattering, a sort of
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- potpourri of possibilities.
- Potpourri?
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Yeah. Um, here we go.
We have, uh, poetry.
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Dickinson, you know, basic stuff.
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- Little Neruda is always good.
- I agree.
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Oh, now, this is actually
a real page-turner.
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The Life of Gandhi?
I... No, but he...
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Nobody has ever
been quite so cool as him.
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Um, lighthouses.
A Good Man Is Hard to Find.
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- Uh, the title alone.
- Anna Karenina. I don't...
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Oh, now, that's funny.
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No, actually, no,
funny is here.
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Maybe it's not that funny.
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No, actually that's funny.
Very funny, and true.
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Good. OK, good. Um...
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But, uh, if you
could pick only one.
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Ah. Well, I would say
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that nothing rivals
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the romance of Fishcliff.
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I'm being honest. I just walked around
and I just grabbed stuff.
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I just grabbed
whatever I could grab.
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- You were lookin' for?
- Sold.
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- I'm sorry?
- I want them all.
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These were just
suggestions, I...
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Make sure he gets
the commission for this.
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- He doesn't work here.
- Well, he should.
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You are smooth.
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Uh, actually,
no, I'm not smooth.
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I'm, uh, Dan. Sorry.
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Marie.
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Hey. Hi.
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Um, so, Marie,
can I make it up to you?
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OK. Here is your tea. Hot.
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Watch it.
And there is my orange juice.
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And I bought a muffin,
but I think
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they gave me a small planet.
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I should put that down.
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- Thank you.
- I have napkins and utensils.
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I'm a big believer in forks.
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And you are not,
apparently.
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- So, Dan...
- Yes.
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- You were born?
- I was born.
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Like everybody else. And I grew up,
like everybody else. Good?
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Mmm. Mm-hmm.
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Um, OK. What else?
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I went to school,
and I had a Bonanza lunch pail.
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This show, '60s, a TV show.
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When I was ten,
I wanted to be a magician.
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So I used to hold these magic shows
for all the kids in the neighborhood.
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I tried to make
a neighborhood girl levitate.
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And she didn't. And it involved
a body cast, and several stitches...
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...the end of my...
242
00:19:03,373 --> 00:19:07,332
Let me tell you something,
something I've never...
243
00:19:07,410 --> 00:19:12,438
You're gonna laugh.
Something I've never told anybody...
244
00:19:12,515 --> 00:19:13,948
...in my life.
245
00:19:14,017 --> 00:19:17,475
Um, and this is really hard
for me to say.
246
00:19:20,256 --> 00:19:24,852
And then she got, uh, sick.
247
00:19:24,928 --> 00:19:27,863
And, um, then she was gone.
248
00:19:29,265 --> 00:19:31,290
And, uh...
249
00:19:33,670 --> 00:19:35,638
It's taken a while.
250
00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:40,805
We should probably talk
about something else.
251
00:19:40,877 --> 00:19:44,938
So you're telling me that you're one of
those widowers with three daughters
252
00:19:45,014 --> 00:19:47,812
who preys on unsuspecting
women in bookstores?
253
00:19:47,884 --> 00:19:50,876
- It seems that would be me.
- Been there.
254
00:19:50,954 --> 00:19:53,684
Really?
255
00:19:56,126 --> 00:19:58,651
No, it seems that it's been...
256
00:20:00,797 --> 00:20:04,790
...seriously hard.
- No. Um...
257
00:20:04,868 --> 00:20:08,929
No, we're OK now.
We're really OK.
258
00:20:09,005 --> 00:20:12,133
You don't have to smile.
259
00:20:13,943 --> 00:20:15,706
Better than the alternative.
260
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:19,010
Ah.
261
00:20:19,082 --> 00:20:20,947
- Can you hold?
- Mm-hmm.
262
00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:24,450
- Excuse me.
- Mm-hm.
263
00:20:24,521 --> 00:20:29,515
Hi. No, no,
I'm minutes away. Yes.
264
00:20:29,592 --> 00:20:33,494
- Um, I have to go.
- Oh. OK.
265
00:20:35,832 --> 00:20:38,733
I just lost track of time.
266
00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:40,963
I wish we could keep talking.
267
00:20:41,037 --> 00:20:45,371
Well, it was nice, and a bit unusual,
meeting you.
268
00:20:45,442 --> 00:20:49,003
- Maybe I can call you sometime?
- Uh, that might be awkward.
269
00:20:49,078 --> 00:20:52,343
- 'Cause you're in a relationship?
- Yes. A new one.
270
00:20:52,415 --> 00:20:54,679
I would've found out
if I hadn't been talking.
271
00:20:54,751 --> 00:20:57,743
- That's true.
- But it's not exactly fair, is it?
272
00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:00,585
- I mean, you know all about me...
- Thank you.
273
00:21:00,657 --> 00:21:04,491
And I know nothing about you. I don't
wanna go through the rest of my life
274
00:21:04,561 --> 00:21:07,894
wondering about the woman in the
bookstore who let me do the talking.
275
00:21:07,964 --> 00:21:12,492
All we'd be is two people
finishing a conversation.
276
00:21:12,569 --> 00:21:17,506
Uh... OK.
No harm in that.
277
00:21:22,345 --> 00:21:24,506
Oh, OK.
278
00:21:26,749 --> 00:21:30,014
Call. Or don't, but, uh, call.
279
00:21:36,159 --> 00:21:38,855
Oh! Um, hey, hey, hey!
280
00:21:38,928 --> 00:21:42,955
Just so you know, um, I would even call
to say I'm not calling.
281
00:21:43,032 --> 00:21:45,364
Hmm.
282
00:21:48,404 --> 00:21:51,601
Um...
283
00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:55,902
OK.
284
00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:05,715
"I'd even call to say I'm not calling?"
Wow.
285
00:22:07,357 --> 00:22:09,052
Sorry. Sorry!
286
00:22:22,105 --> 00:22:25,506
I, um... I never do this
kind of thing, officer.
287
00:22:25,575 --> 00:22:29,102
I'm usually very careful.
288
00:22:29,178 --> 00:22:31,738
And nobody believes in...
289
00:22:31,814 --> 00:22:33,679
- Welcome to Rhode Island.
- Yeah, OK.
290
00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:35,342
Yeah, it's nice to be here.
291
00:22:40,390 --> 00:22:42,688
- Hey.
- Hey.
292
00:22:42,759 --> 00:22:46,320
- What's wrong?
- Nobody.
293
00:22:46,396 --> 00:22:48,694
I mean, nothing.
294
00:22:48,765 --> 00:22:50,357
Danny's back.
295
00:22:56,606 --> 00:22:58,574
- Dude, are you all right?
- What? Yeah.
296
00:22:58,641 --> 00:23:02,133
- No, no, no, I'm good. I'm good. Yeah.
- Really?
297
00:23:02,211 --> 00:23:04,202
'Cause you don't...
you don't seem good.
298
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:09,217
Well, it was the strangest thing.
I, um...
299
00:23:10,286 --> 00:23:13,255
- Wow.
- Wow what?
300
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:18,621
I met somebody,
and she's really something.
301
00:23:18,695 --> 00:23:22,563
- Hot damn!
- Bro, that is beyond huge!
302
00:23:22,632 --> 00:23:23,997
- You got her number?
- Yeah.
303
00:23:24,067 --> 00:23:25,864
- You gonna call?
- It's complicated.
304
00:23:25,935 --> 00:23:27,698
No, it's simple.
You've gotta call.
305
00:23:27,770 --> 00:23:30,500
No, he just met her. He's
probably worried it's too soon.
306
00:23:30,573 --> 00:23:33,974
No, it's never too soon.
Especially for somebody his age.
307
00:23:34,043 --> 00:23:35,738
- Amy, Dan met someone.
- Shh...
308
00:23:35,812 --> 00:23:37,677
- He met someone?
- Dan met someone?
309
00:23:37,747 --> 00:23:39,840
- Come here. How soon till he can call?
- Shh.
310
00:23:39,916 --> 00:23:42,146
I don't know. I haven't
been single for years.
311
00:23:42,218 --> 00:23:44,982
- Me neither. My God, who is she?
- Uncle Dan met someone?
312
00:23:45,054 --> 00:23:47,147
Dan met a hottie.
313
00:23:47,223 --> 00:23:49,521
All right, all right.
That is enough.
314
00:23:49,592 --> 00:23:51,457
You know what?
Let's ask Annie.
315
00:23:51,527 --> 00:23:52,824
- Just now?
- Now.
316
00:23:52,895 --> 00:23:55,830
- What does she look like?
- Um...
317
00:23:55,898 --> 00:23:58,765
- She...
- What's the, um?
318
00:24:00,803 --> 00:24:04,239
- The question?
- This is my brother, Dan.
319
00:24:04,307 --> 00:24:07,970
And, um, he needs your advice.
He met some hottie downtown,
320
00:24:08,044 --> 00:24:10,512
and, um... She's a little shell-shocked.
321
00:24:10,580 --> 00:24:12,707
Wouldn't you be?
Mitch neglects to mention
322
00:24:12,782 --> 00:24:15,910
that in their weekend away, she's gonna
meet our entire family.
323
00:24:15,985 --> 00:24:20,388
- I didn't want to scare her off.
- Let's go, everybody! Let's go.
324
00:24:20,456 --> 00:24:22,321
Congratulations.
325
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,121
So, um, Annie?
326
00:24:26,195 --> 00:24:28,356
It's Anne-Marie.
Um, Mitch calls me Annie,
327
00:24:28,431 --> 00:24:30,626
but, uh, I'm
Marie everywhere else.
328
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:33,032
I've two Marys and
a Martha in my exercise class,
329
00:24:33,102 --> 00:24:37,198
- so I didn't wanna confuse people.
- No. That would be not good.
330
00:24:37,273 --> 00:24:40,265
- I... I prefer Marie.
- Come on, sweetie.
331
00:24:40,343 --> 00:24:42,368
- Women are on the porch.
- Girls out there,
332
00:24:42,445 --> 00:24:45,471
guys in here.
Come on, Dan. Let's do it.
333
00:24:48,685 --> 00:24:52,849
Perfect! OK. The briefest time units.
Four letters.
334
00:24:52,922 --> 00:24:54,685
- Mili.
- Oh, wait.
335
00:24:54,757 --> 00:24:59,421
- Nano!
... A- N-O. Great!
336
00:24:59,495 --> 00:25:01,224
Hey, no spying.
337
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,033
- You guys are way behind!
- That's not helping.
338
00:25:07,103 --> 00:25:09,731
Uh, I don't think "secretive" fits.
339
00:25:09,806 --> 00:25:12,172
No, it doesn't fit.
"Secretive" doesn't fit.
340
00:25:12,241 --> 00:25:14,505
- Let's move on to 12 across.
- We're movin' on.
341
00:25:14,577 --> 00:25:18,069
For you to be interested in someone,
she must be really special, right?
342
00:25:18,147 --> 00:25:20,377
- Skip 12.
- This is what I'm trying to tell you.
343
00:25:20,450 --> 00:25:24,045
It is not going to happen.
She is already dating somebody.
344
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:27,681
- That's not your problem, bro.
- Actually, it kind of is.
345
00:25:27,757 --> 00:25:30,658
Listen up, 15 across,
five letters, pan-fry.
346
00:25:30,727 --> 00:25:33,093
- Pan-fry.
- Pan-fry. Uh, "grill. " Uh...
347
00:25:33,162 --> 00:25:34,959
Dude, is there a rock on her left hand?
348
00:25:35,031 --> 00:25:37,192
- Uh, no, not yet.
- Then all's fair.
349
00:25:37,266 --> 00:25:40,565
All right, now focus, people!
Pan-fry!
350
00:25:40,636 --> 00:25:43,901
- Saute.
- Oh, my gosh. Of course it's saute!
351
00:25:46,542 --> 00:25:50,569
And, uh, the word before,
did we try "zeitgeist"?
352
00:25:50,646 --> 00:25:54,173
- It would be E-I-T.
- I think it would make "ozone" work.
353
00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:59,244
Lord, we hit the mother lode!
354
00:26:01,657 --> 00:26:06,117
Ten letters. "Anything that
can go wrong, will. " So...
355
00:26:06,195 --> 00:26:07,992
Earth to Dan.
We're still at across.
356
00:26:08,064 --> 00:26:11,227
- We're not even at down, Dan.
- We're dying here, buddy.
357
00:26:15,671 --> 00:26:17,605
- We're done.
- Hooray for the dishes.
358
00:26:17,673 --> 00:26:21,040
Congratulations, yeah.
359
00:26:22,445 --> 00:26:24,913
- Let's check it!
- What now, boys?
360
00:26:24,981 --> 00:26:26,778
Dishes, duh!
361
00:26:26,849 --> 00:26:29,283
What happened?
You were useless out there.
362
00:26:29,352 --> 00:26:30,410
Sorry, guys.
363
00:26:30,486 --> 00:26:32,283
Lay off him.
He's got a lot on his mind.
364
00:26:32,355 --> 00:26:34,721
- Saute.
- Dad, Mom.
365
00:26:34,791 --> 00:26:36,281
What do you think of?
366
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,919
Well, Mitch, it's too soon to tell.
367
00:26:38,995 --> 00:26:43,227
That being said, she's
bright, lovely, adorable,
368
00:26:43,299 --> 00:26:48,635
and if you botch this up,
we'll keep her and get rid of you.
369
00:26:48,704 --> 00:26:51,002
Dan, honey,
you missed a spot.
370
00:26:52,408 --> 00:26:57,175
Seriously, dude.
That girl is smokin'. Amazing. Really.
371
00:26:57,246 --> 00:27:01,342
- What do you think of her?
- Um, she's great.
372
00:27:03,019 --> 00:27:04,748
Let me have a bite.
373
00:27:22,705 --> 00:27:24,866
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
374
00:27:28,244 --> 00:27:30,678
- No, no! Let's go, Gus.
- All right.
375
00:27:30,746 --> 00:27:32,805
Can I show you where
we are on this map...
376
00:27:32,882 --> 00:27:35,180
- Oh, yes. Yes.
... here?
377
00:27:35,251 --> 00:27:39,347
Um, if I had known,
I would have never...
378
00:27:39,422 --> 00:27:42,880
- Not my brother's girlfriend.
- Uh, no, of course not.
379
00:27:42,959 --> 00:27:46,019
And, for the record,
I never called you a hottie.
380
00:27:46,095 --> 00:27:49,121
- Hey, we are... This is the bay.
- Oh!
381
00:27:49,198 --> 00:27:51,291
- And we're right there.
- I see.
382
00:27:51,367 --> 00:27:54,131
- So, what should we do?
- Um, it's kind of funny.
383
00:27:54,203 --> 00:27:55,966
Maybe we should
just tell everyone.
384
00:27:56,038 --> 00:27:58,302
No. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
385
00:27:58,374 --> 00:28:00,535
We didn't do anything wrong.
It was sweet...
386
00:28:00,610 --> 00:28:03,044
Good! You guys are
getting to know each other.
387
00:28:03,112 --> 00:28:05,342
Yeah. Just showing her
where we are on the map.
388
00:28:05,414 --> 00:28:07,644
Hey, Uncle Mitch,
you're not counting.
389
00:28:07,717 --> 00:28:12,711
OK, OK. Hey. I know what's
goin' on here with you two.
390
00:28:15,324 --> 00:28:18,122
You're not hiding.
391
00:28:18,194 --> 00:28:20,822
Go ahead. One!
392
00:28:20,897 --> 00:28:23,661
- Two! Go!
- OK.
393
00:28:23,733 --> 00:28:26,201
- All right. I'm...
- Three!
394
00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:28,499
Clay, I know you're
in that back closet.
395
00:28:28,571 --> 00:28:30,266
- Come on!
- Four!
396
00:28:30,339 --> 00:28:32,739
Do over! Do over!
397
00:28:32,808 --> 00:28:36,505
Five! Six!
I'm counting to 200.
398
00:28:36,579 --> 00:28:38,604
- I see you.
- Yes, we do.
399
00:28:38,681 --> 00:28:41,479
I'm gonna lay down
for this whole thing. Eight!
400
00:28:43,753 --> 00:28:45,414
- Mitch is a great guy.
- He is!
401
00:28:45,488 --> 00:28:47,649
He's fun and, uh, funny.
402
00:28:47,723 --> 00:28:51,523
Uncomplicated in a... in a
good way. Just what I need.
403
00:28:51,594 --> 00:28:53,619
- He's a great guy.
- Nine!
404
00:28:53,696 --> 00:28:57,029
See, I just ended this long,
messy relationship,
405
00:28:57,099 --> 00:29:00,398
and I joined this gym
and Mitch was there.
406
00:29:00,469 --> 00:29:02,403
He's a great guy.
407
00:29:02,471 --> 00:29:05,770
- You keep saying that.
- Well, because he is.
408
00:29:05,841 --> 00:29:07,775
Ten!
409
00:29:07,843 --> 00:29:09,777
Eleven, 12, 13, 14, 15!
410
00:29:09,845 --> 00:29:14,407
- So good luck... to all of us.
- OK.
411
00:29:18,788 --> 00:29:21,416
So a little bird told me
you're gonna be syndicated.
412
00:29:21,490 --> 00:29:25,051
Lilly. They're looking at a bunch of
columnists. It's a long shot at best.
413
00:29:25,127 --> 00:29:29,621
She's amazing. Name a place,
she's either lived there or visited.
414
00:29:29,699 --> 00:29:33,362
Tibet, Chile, Berlin
when there was the Wall.
415
00:29:33,436 --> 00:29:35,802
She's...
416
00:29:35,871 --> 00:29:39,466
Wait! Whoa, whoa, what'd I miss?
417
00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:42,943
- Well, Mitch certainly made out.
- Yep.
418
00:29:43,012 --> 00:29:45,344
And what about you?
Have you found anyone?
419
00:29:45,414 --> 00:29:47,939
- Dad, don't...
- Look, I know you always say
420
00:29:48,017 --> 00:29:53,421
that with Suzanne you won the lottery
and that to try again would feel greedy,
421
00:29:53,489 --> 00:29:57,323
but it's been four years.
422
00:29:57,393 --> 00:29:59,623
Can we just walk, please?
423
00:30:08,571 --> 00:30:11,699
I wanted to spare you.
424
00:30:11,774 --> 00:30:14,800
And I never smelt a thing!
425
00:30:14,877 --> 00:30:17,607
Somebody please pass the corn.
426
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,944
- And that's how we met.
- I got it.
427
00:30:20,016 --> 00:30:21,643
- My version...
- No.
428
00:30:21,717 --> 00:30:24,117
- What's your sign?
- Scorpio, Libra rising.
429
00:30:24,186 --> 00:30:25,710
- Oh, my God, so am I.
- Really?
430
00:30:25,788 --> 00:30:27,119
Do you have any siblings?
431
00:30:27,189 --> 00:30:29,316
- No.
- Who wants corn? Any...
432
00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:33,886
Tell us something about yourself
few people know, not even Mitch.
433
00:30:35,464 --> 00:30:38,729
I am an, um... an accomplished
434
00:30:38,801 --> 00:30:42,032
- maker of pancakes.
- Talent show.
435
00:30:42,104 --> 00:30:45,130
- Talent show.
- What would your perfect day be?
436
00:30:45,207 --> 00:30:47,698
Mine would start with Annie,
and end with Annie...
437
00:30:47,777 --> 00:30:50,007
We're not asking you.
So you were saying?
438
00:30:50,079 --> 00:30:53,446
Uh, my perfect day would start
with going to a country
439
00:30:53,516 --> 00:30:56,576
where they speak a language
I don't know, new customs,
440
00:30:56,652 --> 00:30:59,519
someplace where I'm
completely out of my element.
441
00:30:59,588 --> 00:31:01,647
Welcome.
I think you've arrived.
442
00:31:03,059 --> 00:31:04,583
I want to say, the first time...
443
00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:07,220
The first time that I saw her...
444
00:31:07,296 --> 00:31:10,197
Sweetheart, sweetheart,
you don't have to shout.
445
00:31:10,266 --> 00:31:13,724
Well, I thought that I just died
446
00:31:13,803 --> 00:31:19,139
- because there's an angel in the room.
- Mmm. Thank you.
447
00:31:26,282 --> 00:31:28,147
Are you and Mitch in love?
448
00:31:28,217 --> 00:31:30,742
This corn is like an angel.
449
00:31:39,795 --> 00:31:43,629
- Let's design a tent tonight.
- Yeah! Big giant one!
450
00:31:43,699 --> 00:31:46,429
We can make it have ceilings!
451
00:32:04,019 --> 00:32:06,920
Dessert! Dessert.
452
00:32:06,989 --> 00:32:09,014
Oh, Danny, some of us are still eating.
453
00:32:09,091 --> 00:32:10,786
- It's getting late.
- No, it's not.
454
00:32:10,860 --> 00:32:13,829
I'm an only child too. This is
really overwhelming, isn't it?
455
00:32:13,896 --> 00:32:16,023
Have you ever
lived your perfect day?
456
00:32:16,098 --> 00:32:18,191
When does a boyfriend
become a lover?
457
00:32:18,267 --> 00:32:20,360
OK. OK, all right, all right.
458
00:32:20,436 --> 00:32:24,065
I think we can stop asking her
questions. Been grilling her all night.
459
00:32:24,140 --> 00:32:25,971
Does it feel like we're grilling you?
460
00:32:26,041 --> 00:32:28,771
- No. No, not at all.
- She's just being nice.
461
00:32:28,844 --> 00:32:33,110
- No. I love the questions.
- Oh, please.
462
00:32:33,182 --> 00:32:38,677
Mm. On behalf of my family,
I would like to apologize.
463
00:32:38,754 --> 00:32:41,416
None of Mitch's girlfriends
have ever been subjected
464
00:32:41,490 --> 00:32:44,186
- to such in-depth questioning.
- Dan does have a point.
465
00:32:44,260 --> 00:32:47,093
- Right? Not the body double.
- No.
466
00:32:47,163 --> 00:32:50,257
- What was her name? Oh, God!
- Not the Knicks City Dancer.
467
00:32:50,332 --> 00:32:53,824
Or the "massage therapist. "
468
00:32:53,903 --> 00:32:57,532
None of the flight attendants from
every major and regional airline
469
00:32:57,606 --> 00:32:59,938
who've wheeled their carts
through this house.
470
00:33:00,009 --> 00:33:03,843
- OK, that's enough.
- What? Am I wrong? Come on.
471
00:33:07,216 --> 00:33:11,380
Wow, Dan. Thank you
for pointing that out.
472
00:33:11,453 --> 00:33:13,478
You're the smartest guy I know.
473
00:33:15,457 --> 00:33:19,120
He's right. It's Annie's turn
to ask me whatever...
474
00:33:20,362 --> 00:33:21,727
She prefers Marie.
475
00:33:23,332 --> 00:33:25,823
Ask me whatever you want,
Marie.
476
00:33:25,901 --> 00:33:29,234
- I don't have any questions.
- Oh, come on.
477
00:33:29,305 --> 00:33:35,175
Mitch said early on that if I'd forgive
him his past, he'd forgive me mine.
478
00:33:37,446 --> 00:33:39,107
Well, that's a stupid thing to do.
479
00:33:39,181 --> 00:33:41,513
- OK, into the family room.
- Hey, guys. You done?
480
00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:45,782
Kids, come on.
Into the family room.
481
00:33:50,559 --> 00:33:53,460
John, bring the pies, please.
482
00:33:59,435 --> 00:34:03,201
Not you. You'll be
doing the dishes alone.
483
00:34:08,410 --> 00:34:10,537
Six. Six letters.
484
00:34:10,613 --> 00:34:12,877
Yes, yes, yes!
485
00:34:16,752 --> 00:34:19,550
Good job. Good job.
486
00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:21,783
- Second word.
- Second word.
487
00:34:22,992 --> 00:34:24,755
- You, you!
- Hey.
488
00:34:26,195 --> 00:34:28,220
I'm sorry. I was way, way out of line.
489
00:34:28,297 --> 00:34:30,629
No, you're never out of line.
You're my brother.
490
00:34:30,699 --> 00:34:32,326
You'll understand when I tell...
491
00:34:32,401 --> 00:34:34,198
Nothing you can say would upset me.
492
00:34:34,270 --> 00:34:37,364
- Can I just say one thing?
... the bookstore...
493
00:34:37,439 --> 00:34:40,704
When you were talking
about my other girls,
494
00:34:40,776 --> 00:34:42,403
I realized something.
495
00:34:44,647 --> 00:34:48,708
What I feel for Marie
is different.
496
00:34:50,419 --> 00:34:54,446
You know that feeling in,
um... in your...
497
00:34:54,523 --> 00:34:55,854
- Heart.
- Yeah.
498
00:34:55,924 --> 00:34:57,983
- When your heart is just...
- Pounding.
499
00:34:58,060 --> 00:35:02,224
- Pounding. And...
- Like it's actually outside your ribs.
500
00:35:02,298 --> 00:35:04,698
- Yes.
- Exposed, vulnerable...
501
00:35:04,767 --> 00:35:06,564
- Yeah. It's...
- Wonderful and awful
502
00:35:06,635 --> 00:35:09,627
and heartsick and alive,
all at the same time.
503
00:35:09,705 --> 00:35:13,232
Yes. Yes. Yeah, what do you...
what do we call that?
504
00:35:13,309 --> 00:35:16,301
Uh, love.
505
00:35:20,716 --> 00:35:22,775
You always did have the words.
506
00:35:29,425 --> 00:35:32,394
- Stanford or Berkeley.
- Oh, those are great schools.
507
00:35:32,461 --> 00:35:35,487
- Maybe University of Washington.
- Huh.
508
00:35:35,564 --> 00:35:38,226
Or somewhere closer to home.
509
00:35:41,804 --> 00:35:44,671
Lil, you have trouble sleeping,
you know where to find me.
510
00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:46,731
Dad.
511
00:35:48,444 --> 00:35:51,345
Uncle Mitch, are you going in
for your good-night kiss?
512
00:35:51,413 --> 00:35:52,937
- You bet.
- Mom and Dad's old
513
00:35:53,015 --> 00:35:56,041
- "separate bedrooms till married" rule.
- Kinda high school.
514
00:35:56,118 --> 00:35:57,881
- I agree with that rule.
- Thank you.
515
00:35:57,953 --> 00:36:00,353
- You're welcome.
- Mitch, what're you doing?
516
00:36:00,422 --> 00:36:02,356
Marie brought some books,
but I thought
517
00:36:02,424 --> 00:36:04,517
she should read a real book
by a real writer.
518
00:36:04,593 --> 00:36:07,027
- Oh, no, no, no. Not a good idea.
- Au contraire.
519
00:36:07,096 --> 00:36:08,893
- Please don't.
- Best book I've read.
520
00:36:08,964 --> 00:36:11,296
- May be the only book you've ever read.
- Funny.
521
00:36:11,367 --> 00:36:13,767
- Be nice.
- If you can sign it, that'd be great.
522
00:36:13,836 --> 00:36:16,464
- That's first edition.
- It's the only edition, Mom.
523
00:36:16,538 --> 00:36:19,302
- Oh, now. Good night.
- Good night.
524
00:36:19,375 --> 00:36:22,071
Sleep tight.
525
00:36:22,144 --> 00:36:25,375
Um, I really wish you wouldn't.
526
00:36:26,715 --> 00:36:28,979
"Good luck"? That's it?
527
00:36:29,051 --> 00:36:30,643
OK, we can work with that.
528
00:36:32,087 --> 00:36:34,146
Hi.
529
00:36:41,597 --> 00:36:43,155
Good night.
530
00:36:56,745 --> 00:36:59,646
- Good morning.
- Hey.
531
00:36:59,715 --> 00:37:02,149
- Say, "Good morning. "
- Morning.
532
00:37:02,217 --> 00:37:05,050
Yeah. Good.
533
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,645
Have fun.
534
00:37:07,723 --> 00:37:10,021
Here you go, sweetheart.
There you go.
535
00:37:10,092 --> 00:37:14,358
Marie. Will you join us,
please, beautiful girl?
536
00:37:14,430 --> 00:37:15,727
- Hey, Mom.
- Yeah, honey?
537
00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:17,766
- Mom, will you hit that music?
- Sure.
538
00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:19,892
You need this more than I do.
Here he comes.
539
00:37:22,271 --> 00:37:26,503
All right, Dan. Get on over here.
Here we go, boxer shuffle.
540
00:37:26,575 --> 00:37:30,238
And I wanna see those fists up.
Three, two, one.
541
00:37:30,312 --> 00:37:32,041
To the right!
542
00:37:32,114 --> 00:37:35,606
Get a good bounce.
Five, six, seven. Switch!
543
00:37:35,684 --> 00:37:39,245
Five, six, seven. Whoo!
544
00:37:39,321 --> 00:37:42,119
Four, five, six, seven.
Counting!
545
00:37:42,191 --> 00:37:46,127
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven.
546
00:37:46,195 --> 00:37:48,595
- You wanna take it, babe?
- You wha?
547
00:37:48,664 --> 00:37:50,598
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- OK.
548
00:37:50,666 --> 00:37:53,897
Salsa?
549
00:37:55,137 --> 00:37:57,071
The floor is yours, baby.
550
00:37:57,906 --> 00:37:59,897
And left, and one...
551
00:37:59,975 --> 00:38:03,172
OK, hold on, hold on, all right.
Dan. Dan gets to go up front.
552
00:38:03,245 --> 00:38:07,875
Beginners in the middle. Keep your eyes
on Marie. Doing good. Doing good.
553
00:38:07,950 --> 00:38:12,649
- One, two, three, four.
- Yeah!
554
00:38:16,258 --> 00:38:19,694
- Let's do the arm a little bit.
- All right.
555
00:38:20,596 --> 00:38:24,327
One, two, three, four.
556
00:38:24,399 --> 00:38:26,526
One, two.
557
00:38:37,279 --> 00:38:40,544
OK, everybody. Look, Marie,
what to do. Dan, what not to do.
558
00:38:40,616 --> 00:38:42,550
The other way.
559
00:38:42,618 --> 00:38:43,778
You were excellent.
560
00:38:43,852 --> 00:38:44,876
Thank you so much.
561
00:38:44,953 --> 00:38:46,853
- Oh, you're welcome.
- That's great.
562
00:38:48,724 --> 00:38:50,885
You always hate to start it,
563
00:38:50,959 --> 00:38:53,985
but then you feel
so great after...
564
00:38:59,468 --> 00:39:02,801
Wow. That's a good stretch.
565
00:39:05,674 --> 00:39:06,902
- Oh, yeah.
- Ready?
566
00:39:06,975 --> 00:39:10,570
Hey, maybe you'll try that
on me a little bit later.
567
00:39:13,382 --> 00:39:14,849
It's good.
568
00:39:28,130 --> 00:39:30,928
- Dad?
- Lilly, get your sisters
569
00:39:30,999 --> 00:39:33,661
and meet me in front. Now.
570
00:39:39,007 --> 00:39:41,168
Where are you going?
Can we come with you?
571
00:39:41,243 --> 00:39:42,608
Can we, can we, can we?
572
00:39:42,678 --> 00:39:47,877
My girls are looking for a little
quality alone time with their dad.
573
00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:50,475
But I promise we'll do it
another day. All right?
574
00:39:50,552 --> 00:39:52,645
Lil, come on.
Let's go. In the car.
575
00:39:53,422 --> 00:39:54,753
Girls, let's go.
576
00:39:54,823 --> 00:39:58,884
Dad, what is it? Nana's gonna
teach me how to knit.
577
00:39:58,961 --> 00:40:01,589
- Cara, let's go.
- No.
578
00:40:05,167 --> 00:40:07,601
OK. What are you waiting for?
579
00:40:07,669 --> 00:40:10,194
Come here.
580
00:40:10,272 --> 00:40:12,240
Right here. Right here!
581
00:40:12,307 --> 00:40:16,641
Oh. Oh, you're so heavy. I
don't know what I'm gonna do.
582
00:40:16,712 --> 00:40:19,476
All right. Ah! Oh!
I'm gonna fall down.
583
00:40:19,548 --> 00:40:21,743
I don't think I can do this.
584
00:40:28,957 --> 00:40:30,424
Wow.
585
00:40:34,062 --> 00:40:36,292
No, no, no.
586
00:40:36,365 --> 00:40:39,892
This used to be the place
with all the shells
587
00:40:39,968 --> 00:40:42,801
and the papier-mache shark.
588
00:40:42,871 --> 00:40:44,862
Remember you loved
the saltwater taffy?
589
00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:49,502
- When I was four.
- Yeah, but... OK.
590
00:40:49,578 --> 00:40:52,945
Stick with me, guys.
Oh, I have an idea! Bowling!
591
00:40:53,015 --> 00:40:54,846
- Yay!
- Bowling, bowling, bowling!
592
00:40:54,916 --> 00:40:55,905
Sounds good.
593
00:40:55,984 --> 00:40:59,283
Life is full of disappointment.
594
00:40:59,354 --> 00:41:01,288
Big and sometimes even bigger.
595
00:41:01,356 --> 00:41:03,756
So, what's it gonna be?
596
00:41:03,825 --> 00:41:07,317
The lighthouse or the
whaling museum? Your pick.
597
00:41:10,098 --> 00:41:13,261
- Do you know why we have lighthouses?
- Because they're neat?
598
00:41:13,335 --> 00:41:16,532
That's right. Yes.
599
00:41:16,605 --> 00:41:20,234
And also because they help
when it's dark out.
600
00:41:20,308 --> 00:41:22,970
They, uh, help keep boats safe
601
00:41:23,045 --> 00:41:25,707
and keep us from crashing
into the rocks.
602
00:41:25,781 --> 00:41:28,511
Because when you're out there
603
00:41:28,583 --> 00:41:32,849
and you're being tossed back and forth
by those big dark waves
604
00:41:32,921 --> 00:41:37,324
and you think that you'll
never feel land again
605
00:41:37,392 --> 00:41:40,555
and that you could just
split into a million pieces
606
00:41:40,629 --> 00:41:45,828
and sink down all
the way down... deep,
607
00:41:45,901 --> 00:41:49,997
it's the light
that keeps us on course.
608
00:41:50,072 --> 00:41:53,667
- It's the light...
- Dad, are you OK?
609
00:41:53,742 --> 00:41:58,076
'Course I'm OK... honey.
610
00:42:05,287 --> 00:42:07,118
- Did you guys have fun?
- No.
611
00:42:07,189 --> 00:42:08,713
No.
612
00:42:10,525 --> 00:42:13,619
- Jump inside. Let's go, honey.
- Kids? Where've you been?
613
00:42:13,695 --> 00:42:16,789
- I know. I know. I'm...
- Oh, we looked all over.
614
00:42:16,865 --> 00:42:19,891
- For an expert on parenting...
- I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking.
615
00:42:19,968 --> 00:42:22,766
Hi, buddy. Hi.
616
00:42:22,838 --> 00:42:26,672
- I'm sorry.
- Come on, buddy.
617
00:42:28,243 --> 00:42:30,404
I got it.
618
00:42:32,814 --> 00:42:35,112
Dan. She was amazing.
You should've seen her.
619
00:42:35,183 --> 00:42:37,083
She killed the last quarter mile.
620
00:42:37,152 --> 00:42:41,054
- I was fast. Wasn't I?
- Yeah, it was like I couldn't catch up.
621
00:42:41,123 --> 00:42:42,920
Even your sweat is beautiful.
622
00:42:46,294 --> 00:42:47,693
Where'd Dan go?
623
00:42:47,763 --> 00:42:51,324
Mom, she moves like
a goddess out there.
624
00:42:51,399 --> 00:42:53,663
- Yeah?
- She's like a panther.
625
00:42:53,735 --> 00:42:55,828
You know, just her body...
626
00:42:55,904 --> 00:42:59,237
She's competitive, but I just wanted
to pounce. You know what I mean?
627
00:42:59,307 --> 00:43:01,537
I wanted to ride her up the beach.
She was...
628
00:43:01,610 --> 00:43:04,545
- Don't do that.
- She was like my stallion.
629
00:43:08,850 --> 00:43:11,341
I wanted her to be in front of me.
You know what I mean?
630
00:43:11,419 --> 00:43:16,880
Marie. There's fresh towels up
there in the cabinet to the right.
631
00:43:16,958 --> 00:43:20,519
I miss your skin.
632
00:43:20,595 --> 00:43:22,995
I miss your smell.
633
00:43:23,064 --> 00:43:26,056
Mm. I miss...
634
00:43:26,134 --> 00:43:29,160
I miss your eyes.
635
00:43:29,237 --> 00:43:32,502
- Dad!
- I...
636
00:43:32,574 --> 00:43:34,166
- You're such a freak!
- I...
637
00:43:34,242 --> 00:43:36,938
No, sorry. That was
just my loser of a father!
638
00:43:37,012 --> 00:43:39,606
Yeah, he was totally spying.
639
00:43:46,154 --> 00:43:49,123
- Hello? Hello?
- We gotta talk.
640
00:43:50,759 --> 00:43:53,489
- Can it wait?
- Is this working for you?
641
00:43:53,562 --> 00:43:56,053
I mean, really working. Be honest.
642
00:43:56,131 --> 00:43:58,531
- I'm having a nice time.
- A nice time?
643
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,068
- Yes, I am.
- Really? So you're enjoying yourself?
644
00:44:01,136 --> 00:44:03,195
- Except for the soap in my eyes.
- OK.
645
00:44:03,271 --> 00:44:06,069
'Cause you know what? I'm not.
I'm not enjoying myself,
646
00:44:06,141 --> 00:44:08,939
and I think that,
as two people of principle,
647
00:44:09,010 --> 00:44:10,944
we should have
ground rules. Don't you?
648
00:44:11,012 --> 00:44:15,711
Oh, yeah, sure. OK, sure.
649
00:44:15,784 --> 00:44:17,376
Oh. OK! All right, that's...
650
00:44:17,452 --> 00:44:19,477
That's what I'm
talking about. No, no, no.
651
00:44:19,554 --> 00:44:21,818
We need to keep our distance.
Stop. Stay away.
652
00:44:21,890 --> 00:44:24,484
- Towel.
- Stop. OK. I'm sorry.
653
00:44:24,559 --> 00:44:26,083
Thank you.
654
00:44:26,161 --> 00:44:29,221
And, you know, stop reading
my book. OK, just stop.
655
00:44:29,297 --> 00:44:33,131
- Why?
- And that salsa thing you do...
656
00:44:33,201 --> 00:44:35,499
- What are you talking about?
- The salsa dance.
657
00:44:35,570 --> 00:44:38,698
This... This thing.
If you could just not do that.
658
00:44:38,773 --> 00:44:41,765
- I'm sorry.
- If you stop doing that as a rule,
659
00:44:41,843 --> 00:44:43,470
it would be very helpful to me.
660
00:44:43,545 --> 00:44:46,036
There are other things you
can do, such as not exist.
661
00:44:46,114 --> 00:44:48,048
- Oh. Thank you.
- That... not... Yeah!
662
00:44:48,116 --> 00:44:51,415
I said it. I said it.
I didn't mean it, but I said it.
663
00:44:51,486 --> 00:44:53,613
- And you know what else I'm gonna do?
- What?
664
00:44:53,688 --> 00:44:57,419
I am going to make myself
less attractive,
665
00:44:57,492 --> 00:44:59,983
so as to not encourage
any inappropriate feelings.
666
00:45:01,796 --> 00:45:04,993
OK, that's hilarious.
But you know what? I... No.
667
00:45:05,066 --> 00:45:07,660
- I'm gonna stop thinking about you.
- Good.
668
00:45:07,736 --> 00:45:09,465
I will.
669
00:45:09,537 --> 00:45:12,938
And if I start
thinking about you,
670
00:45:13,008 --> 00:45:15,306
- which may happen in a moment of...
- Weakness.
671
00:45:15,377 --> 00:45:19,643
...weakness, I'm going to focus all
of my thoughts on your flaws.
672
00:45:19,714 --> 00:45:21,341
- My flaws.
- Your flaws.
673
00:45:21,416 --> 00:45:23,384
- And they are?
- I have no idea,
674
00:45:23,451 --> 00:45:26,420
but you can rest assured
that I am going to find...
675
00:45:26,488 --> 00:45:27,648
Just ask Nana. Oh!
676
00:45:27,722 --> 00:45:29,519
I'm so sorry.
Are you taking a shower?
677
00:45:29,591 --> 00:45:30,990
Yes. I'm taking a shower.
678
00:45:31,059 --> 00:45:34,028
Oh, well, a little advice.
Old houses, old pipes.
679
00:45:34,095 --> 00:45:36,427
- Thank you. Thanks.
- Takes forever to heat up.
680
00:45:36,498 --> 00:45:39,797
Um, can I talk
to you about something?
681
00:45:39,868 --> 00:45:44,305
- Sure. Absolutely.
- And can we just keep it between us?
682
00:45:44,372 --> 00:45:47,933
It's just... It was... Um...
683
00:45:48,009 --> 00:45:49,840
See, last night what I was...
684
00:45:49,911 --> 00:45:53,074
You were talking
about your life last night.
685
00:45:53,148 --> 00:45:57,346
The importance of travel and of,
um, trying new things, you know,
686
00:45:57,419 --> 00:46:01,617
and I just started
thinking about... Amazing! Um...
687
00:46:01,690 --> 00:46:04,318
All of that, you know,
how much...
688
00:46:04,392 --> 00:46:08,920
- That looks like it's ready.
- Right.
689
00:46:08,997 --> 00:46:12,558
Um... But just...
690
00:46:12,634 --> 00:46:14,602
Oh, you're...
You're still dressed.
691
00:46:14,669 --> 00:46:17,467
Oh, I forgot.
692
00:46:17,539 --> 00:46:19,666
I'll look away.
I'll look over here.
693
00:46:19,741 --> 00:46:24,440
Anyway, so, I just realized,
you know, really, um...
694
00:46:26,247 --> 00:46:30,149
You know, I've been thinking
a lot about what I wanna do, um,
695
00:46:30,218 --> 00:46:33,016
you know, in the future, like
not just for school, but...
696
00:46:33,088 --> 00:46:36,387
It's just hard to figure out exactly
what I wanna do with my life.
697
00:46:36,458 --> 00:46:39,791
I mean, I know I wanna go
somewhere new and, you know,
698
00:46:39,861 --> 00:46:41,886
try new things, um...
699
00:46:41,963 --> 00:46:44,761
I mean it's just hard
to figure out, you know,
700
00:46:44,833 --> 00:46:47,324
- your place, like where you should be.
- Right.
701
00:46:47,402 --> 00:46:50,565
And just to have that experience,
you know, and to...
702
00:46:50,638 --> 00:46:55,234
Which is, you know,
what it's all about. You know?
703
00:46:55,310 --> 00:46:58,279
- Right.
- But it's also, I mean,
704
00:46:58,346 --> 00:47:01,042
it's also... I mean,
it's also terrifying realizing
705
00:47:01,116 --> 00:47:05,519
what you want is what you want.
You know what I mean?
706
00:47:05,587 --> 00:47:10,024
You know, I think
it's so interesting not...
707
00:47:10,091 --> 00:47:14,084
Interesting the way that,
um, you end up somewhere
708
00:47:14,162 --> 00:47:18,030
other than where you, um...
709
00:47:29,644 --> 00:47:30,975
Oh!
710
00:47:36,451 --> 00:47:37,816
Lunch!
711
00:47:41,723 --> 00:47:44,214
Mac and cheese. Nothing better.
712
00:47:44,292 --> 00:47:46,522
Adults are in the dining room.
713
00:47:46,594 --> 00:47:51,657
You know, I think I'm going to
mix it up and sit with my peeps.
714
00:47:51,733 --> 00:47:55,635
- Dan. Honey...
- Mom, please. Just let me be.
715
00:48:04,579 --> 00:48:06,171
- Hey, guys.
- Hi, Uncle Dan.
716
00:48:06,247 --> 00:48:08,408
- Hey.
- Hi, Uncle Dan.
717
00:48:33,141 --> 00:48:34,165
Hello?
718
00:48:46,821 --> 00:48:48,948
- Hi.
- Hi.
719
00:48:49,023 --> 00:48:51,821
- What's going on?
- Marie's helping me with something.
720
00:48:51,893 --> 00:48:56,353
- We're having no fun at all.
- Yeah, I can see that.
721
00:48:56,431 --> 00:48:59,298
- How's she doing?
- She's amazing.
722
00:48:59,367 --> 00:49:02,393
- Bye, Dad.
- Bye.
723
00:49:02,470 --> 00:49:04,836
- Bye.
- Bye.
724
00:49:06,608 --> 00:49:09,042
- So you were saying...
- Oh, yeah.
725
00:49:09,110 --> 00:49:11,977
And I was trying to,
um, make, like, you know...
726
00:49:12,046 --> 00:49:14,014
I was trying to make
like a really heart.
727
00:49:14,082 --> 00:49:17,643
But, you know, I didn't even know how
to even draw a heart. So I cut it.
728
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,414
- Uh-huh.
- And it came out, like,
729
00:49:19,487 --> 00:49:24,823
it was so... it came out
like a... like a star.
730
00:49:24,893 --> 00:49:24,958
Yeah.
731
00:49:24,993 --> 00:49:26,824
Yeah.
732
00:49:26,895 --> 00:49:29,125
- Dan? Hi.
- Hmm. Hey.
733
00:49:29,197 --> 00:49:32,598
Uh. Honey, you know we're worried
about you. You know that.
734
00:49:32,667 --> 00:49:36,296
And with your behavior last
night and this morning,
735
00:49:36,371 --> 00:49:38,965
we are now officially worried.
736
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:44,205
Well, thanks, I'm touched.
But I'm fine. You don't...
737
00:49:44,279 --> 00:49:47,544
- We're having a private conversation.
- Come on in.
738
00:49:47,615 --> 00:49:49,378
No, come on in.
This is good.
739
00:49:49,450 --> 00:49:52,544
Mom, go ahead,
I'm all ears.
740
00:49:52,620 --> 00:49:57,284
Look, you know,
you do so much for your girls.
741
00:49:57,358 --> 00:50:01,124
And you do so much for all of us.
What are you doing for yourself?
742
00:50:01,196 --> 00:50:02,823
Not now.
743
00:50:02,897 --> 00:50:04,956
- Come on in.
- Think about...
744
00:50:05,033 --> 00:50:07,024
- We're trying to have a talk.
- It's fine.
745
00:50:07,101 --> 00:50:09,262
- We'd like to speak to you privately.
- Stay.
746
00:50:09,337 --> 00:50:10,964
- Go ahead, Mom.
- Yes, honey.
747
00:50:11,039 --> 00:50:13,564
- Is it 'cause Uncle Dan's acting weird?
- Yes, it is.
748
00:50:13,641 --> 00:50:15,836
There's an explanation for it.
749
00:50:15,910 --> 00:50:18,572
- Please tell us.
- I just wanted to talk to you.
750
00:50:18,646 --> 00:50:20,910
Dude, you got to be way backed up.
751
00:50:20,982 --> 00:50:24,884
So I just hope from time to time you are
treating yourself to a little self-love.
752
00:50:24,953 --> 00:50:27,444
- Oh, come on.
- I talked to my urologist about this.
753
00:50:27,522 --> 00:50:29,183
- That's enough. Come on.
- Sorry.
754
00:50:29,257 --> 00:50:31,384
What are you talking about, man?
755
00:50:31,459 --> 00:50:33,825
The real question,
the one no one will ask,
756
00:50:33,895 --> 00:50:37,524
- is will Dan ever find love again?
- No, he won't.
757
00:50:37,599 --> 00:50:40,568
- Howard.
- I'm sorry, he won't.
758
00:50:40,635 --> 00:50:42,227
I'm saying, one of the things,
759
00:50:42,303 --> 00:50:44,294
if you're open to it,
love will find you.
760
00:50:44,372 --> 00:50:46,033
- Oh.
- I suppose.
761
00:50:46,107 --> 00:50:48,473
- Hey, people.
- And... perfect.
762
00:50:48,543 --> 00:50:51,637
I don't think I was being clear before
763
00:50:51,713 --> 00:50:54,147
- but you got to unclog that drain.
- Uh-huh.
764
00:50:54,215 --> 00:50:57,446
You gotta unplug that bottle.
If I mixed a metaphor there.
765
00:50:57,518 --> 00:50:59,509
- Yes, you did.
- So far what you've missed
766
00:50:59,587 --> 00:51:04,957
is, uh, "worried," "love will find,"
"unclog the drain. "
767
00:51:05,026 --> 00:51:07,893
Well, thanks. That is it.
768
00:51:07,962 --> 00:51:09,623
- No. That's not it.
- We are done.
769
00:51:09,697 --> 00:51:12,291
You can all...
Oh, come on, Ma.
770
00:51:12,367 --> 00:51:16,428
We met Margot Draper's daughter
at the farmers' market.
771
00:51:16,504 --> 00:51:18,597
- Who?
- And she asked all about you.
772
00:51:18,673 --> 00:51:21,642
You see, Danny, you gotta,
you know, have a little fun.
773
00:51:21,709 --> 00:51:25,975
Which means that Ruthie Draper
is gonna pick you up at 6:00,
774
00:51:26,047 --> 00:51:29,175
- and you're gonna have drinks!
- I don't even remember Ruthie...
775
00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:30,945
- You're gonna go on a date!
- No, no.
776
00:51:31,019 --> 00:51:33,078
No, I'm not going on a date, Mom.
777
00:51:33,154 --> 00:51:35,418
Yes, honey, it's time.
778
00:51:35,490 --> 00:51:39,426
Ruthie "Pigface" Draper. Mom,
Dad, what, are you kidding?
779
00:51:39,494 --> 00:51:43,089
Not "Pigface" Draper. I'm sorry,
that is downright cruel.
780
00:51:43,164 --> 00:51:44,756
There's nothing cruel about it.
781
00:51:44,832 --> 00:51:48,131
Mom, I don't even remember
Ruthie "Pigfaced" Draper.
782
00:51:48,202 --> 00:51:52,901
I don't wanna go! I don't
want to go with the pig face.
783
00:51:52,974 --> 00:51:55,272
- He's going. It's been decided!
- No, I'm not.
784
00:51:55,343 --> 00:51:59,279
- I don't remember "Pigface" Draper.
- This is a blind date.
785
00:51:59,347 --> 00:52:03,181
We'll double. OK? It'll be fun,
it'll be fun. Right, Marie?
786
00:52:03,251 --> 00:52:05,742
Yes, it'll be fun. Yes.
787
00:52:08,823 --> 00:52:10,586
That's my girl.
788
00:52:12,293 --> 00:52:14,056
Come on, it'll be swine... fine.
789
00:52:14,128 --> 00:52:16,722
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
790
00:52:16,798 --> 00:52:19,028
Go hog-wild.
791
00:52:41,889 --> 00:52:43,720
All right. All right.
792
00:53:30,338 --> 00:53:32,397
All right. All right.
793
00:53:32,473 --> 00:53:34,600
Here we go.
794
00:53:58,933 --> 00:54:00,958
That's very good.
795
00:54:04,472 --> 00:54:07,066
It's really... it's beauti...
Hello! Hi.
796
00:54:07,141 --> 00:54:10,008
Hi. Everybody, this is Ruthie Draper.
797
00:54:10,077 --> 00:54:13,843
- You know everybody. They're bigger.
- Yes. Hi, everyone.
798
00:54:13,915 --> 00:54:16,315
- Nice to see you again, Ruthie.
- Hello, Dan.
799
00:54:16,384 --> 00:54:19,251
- Hi.
- I'd know you anywhere.
800
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,811
I mean,
you look just the same.
801
00:54:21,889 --> 00:54:27,418
Ruthie, um, you look great.
802
00:54:27,495 --> 00:54:30,089
Funny.
803
00:54:30,164 --> 00:54:33,395
- No, no, no, don't...
- So, Harvard Medical,
804
00:54:33,468 --> 00:54:36,369
Johns Hopkins... You're doing well
for yourself, Ruthie.
805
00:54:36,437 --> 00:54:38,564
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's impressive.
806
00:54:38,639 --> 00:54:41,574
It must not, uh, leave enough time
though for... for dating?
807
00:54:41,642 --> 00:54:44,304
Uh, there was someone.
808
00:54:44,378 --> 00:54:48,246
He was very special in my life,
but, uh...
809
00:54:50,284 --> 00:54:53,913
He was lost in
a freak accident.
810
00:54:53,988 --> 00:54:56,081
I'm so sorry.
811
00:54:57,592 --> 00:54:59,526
Thank you.
812
00:54:59,594 --> 00:55:03,758
What's weird is that we'd only
known each other three days,
813
00:55:03,831 --> 00:55:08,131
but it's... you know how
sometimes you just know.
814
00:55:08,202 --> 00:55:11,399
- Yes.
- Yeah. Yes, absolutely, yes.
815
00:55:11,472 --> 00:55:14,100
- Um, yeah.
- So you're a doctor?
816
00:55:14,175 --> 00:55:18,236
- Yes, yes.
- What's your, uh, specialty?
817
00:55:18,312 --> 00:55:21,611
- Um, I'm a plastic surgeon.
- Oh, of course you are.
818
00:55:21,682 --> 00:55:25,015
No, I know, I know,
I know what you're thinking.
819
00:55:25,086 --> 00:55:28,078
But I work exclusively with
burn victims, with children
820
00:55:28,155 --> 00:55:30,282
- born with facial deformities.
- Oh.
821
00:55:30,358 --> 00:55:34,021
- She is basically a saint.
- No. No, I'm just...
822
00:55:34,095 --> 00:55:39,829
I'm just doing my little bit to help,
I think. Just like your brother.
823
00:55:39,901 --> 00:55:43,632
- Oh, stop. I'm...
- When I can't sleep at night,
824
00:55:43,704 --> 00:55:48,767
I go online and I read your
past columns. Have you read Dan?
825
00:55:48,843 --> 00:55:51,004
Only his fiction.
826
00:55:51,078 --> 00:55:53,569
You're in for such a treat, really.
827
00:55:53,648 --> 00:55:58,585
I mean, what... what you said,
the mother of Couch Potato?
828
00:55:58,653 --> 00:56:00,314
- Mm-hmm.
- "Hide the remote.
829
00:56:00,388 --> 00:56:03,983
So, what if he has to get up and change
the channel? At least it's exercise. "
830
00:56:04,058 --> 00:56:07,653
It's brilliant. And then... and the
parents of the five picky eaters?
831
00:56:07,728 --> 00:56:11,596
They had to make individual
meals for each kid and...
832
00:56:11,666 --> 00:56:13,566
"What are you, a restaurant?"
833
00:56:13,634 --> 00:56:14,999
- Right.
- Brilliant.
834
00:56:15,069 --> 00:56:17,936
- She used your every word.
- All I'm saying, all I'm saying
835
00:56:18,005 --> 00:56:22,066
is that I don't have kids. And I
don't, I don't have problems,
836
00:56:22,143 --> 00:56:26,512
but it's clear that
if I do one day,
837
00:56:26,581 --> 00:56:28,845
your words will bring me comfort.
838
00:56:39,493 --> 00:56:44,089
I'm sorry. I'm just gonna have
to excuse myself. I can't help it.
839
00:56:56,877 --> 00:56:58,970
I'm sorry. But a girl
that moves like that,
840
00:56:59,046 --> 00:57:02,277
I mean...
... a guy has got to wonder.
841
00:57:02,350 --> 00:57:03,715
Hey, man.
842
00:57:03,784 --> 00:57:08,551
- She's cool. Marie, you're cool, right?
- Yeah. Of course. I'm cool.
843
00:57:08,623 --> 00:57:10,648
But I don't think Dan
is interested in her.
844
00:57:10,725 --> 00:57:14,456
- He's not?
- I'm not?
845
00:57:14,528 --> 00:57:17,497
I don't think you are. Are you?
846
00:57:27,274 --> 00:57:32,075
Oh, nice.
All right. Yeah!
847
00:57:34,248 --> 00:57:37,479
I don't know what it was,
but something was holding him back.
848
00:57:37,551 --> 00:57:39,576
Not anymore.
849
00:57:39,654 --> 00:57:42,350
Well, that's a beautiful thing.
850
00:58:05,813 --> 00:58:07,371
We're coming.
851
00:58:55,262 --> 00:58:59,096
All right. OK.
Home again, home again.
852
00:58:59,166 --> 00:59:01,760
- I really love your car.
- Oh, thank you.
853
00:59:01,836 --> 00:59:03,030
- Bye.
- Bye.
854
00:59:03,104 --> 00:59:05,572
Nice meeting you, um, Ruth.
855
00:59:05,639 --> 00:59:07,504
- Yeah, you too.
- Come on, guys.
856
00:59:07,575 --> 00:59:11,443
Actually, um, Dan and I are
gonna go for a little drive.
857
00:59:11,512 --> 00:59:12,638
Don't wait up.
858
00:59:14,882 --> 00:59:16,281
Oh.
859
00:59:28,426 --> 00:59:30,657
Mmm, this is fantastic.
860
00:59:30,728 --> 00:59:35,028
I know what the secret
ingredient is... love. Mmm.
861
00:59:35,099 --> 00:59:36,794
Better and better with every bite.
862
00:59:36,868 --> 00:59:39,769
- Words cannot describe.
- Mmm, thank you.
863
00:59:39,837 --> 00:59:42,237
- Well, how are they?
- Dad, they're scrumptious.
864
00:59:42,306 --> 00:59:45,241
Mm-hmm. Truly mouthwatering.
865
00:59:45,309 --> 00:59:47,334
- Almost on my third stack.
- More, please.
866
00:59:47,412 --> 00:59:50,006
- And nothing's stopping you, right?
- Nope.
867
00:59:50,081 --> 00:59:53,482
It's a secret recipe,
but she let me crack the eggs.
868
00:59:53,551 --> 00:59:55,109
Yeah?
869
00:59:55,186 --> 00:59:57,518
So, uh, how's Captain Lucky
doing this morning?
870
00:59:57,588 --> 00:59:59,613
- Oh. Uh, it was fun.
- Yeah?
871
00:59:59,691 --> 01:00:02,251
Heard you worked up quite
the appetite last night.
872
01:00:02,326 --> 01:00:03,987
Yeah.
873
01:00:04,062 --> 01:00:06,496
- Could I have one more there?
- There you go.
874
01:00:06,564 --> 01:00:09,362
You know what? Actually,
I am a little hungry.
875
01:00:09,434 --> 01:00:12,198
- Secret recipe. Right here.
- Boy, these are good.
876
01:00:12,270 --> 01:00:14,932
- I love them.
- Thank you.
877
01:00:15,006 --> 01:00:18,806
- How many have you had, Dad?
- So did you uncork?
878
01:00:20,445 --> 01:00:23,175
Whatever did or did not happen,
no one deserves someone
879
01:00:23,247 --> 01:00:24,509
more than you.
880
01:00:24,582 --> 01:00:27,210
There you go.
881
01:00:27,285 --> 01:00:31,585
- Coin toss. Outside.
- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
882
01:00:34,559 --> 01:00:36,186
Yummy.
883
01:01:00,852 --> 01:01:02,615
All right. Nice!
884
01:01:02,687 --> 01:01:05,986
Yeah? You're gonna do that?
That what you're gonna do?
885
01:01:06,057 --> 01:01:08,787
Is that how we're gonna play it?
Yeah! OK.
886
01:01:08,860 --> 01:01:11,727
All right. Yeah, so you wanna
take out my knees, huh?
887
01:01:11,796 --> 01:01:14,264
Come again.
888
01:01:14,332 --> 01:01:16,391
Line up, I need coverage over here.
889
01:01:29,814 --> 01:01:32,749
- Line up! Line up! Here we go!
- All right, bring it back.
890
01:01:37,021 --> 01:01:39,512
- Hike!
- Hey, pork chop!
891
01:01:41,859 --> 01:01:44,020
- Marie! Marie!
- Go, Marie!
892
01:01:59,577 --> 01:02:02,671
Danny!
893
01:02:04,982 --> 01:02:08,247
Why you persist in acting like
a 15- year-old is beyond me.
894
01:02:08,319 --> 01:02:09,946
I'm filled with reckless desire.
895
01:02:10,021 --> 01:02:12,285
You ought to be filled
with greater restraint.
896
01:02:12,356 --> 01:02:15,052
- What does that mean?
- I think you know what that means.
897
01:02:20,198 --> 01:02:22,223
- Dad, could you?
- Oh, yeah.
898
01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:23,562
Thanks.
899
01:02:24,502 --> 01:02:27,938
Hello? No, I'm his dad.
900
01:02:28,005 --> 01:02:31,133
Someone named
Jordy for you.
901
01:02:34,745 --> 01:02:39,773
Everybody! Everybody!
Dan just got a phone call.
902
01:02:39,851 --> 01:02:43,048
And you know, syndication is
everything for a columnist.
903
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:44,610
OK, all right. Let me explain.
904
01:02:44,689 --> 01:02:48,318
Um, I've been asked to meet
905
01:02:48,392 --> 01:02:50,860
with the head mucky-mucks
906
01:02:50,928 --> 01:02:53,624
of the Lamson Newspaper Group.
907
01:02:53,698 --> 01:02:55,962
They're driving down tomorrow
908
01:02:56,033 --> 01:02:59,161
and they are going
to sit down with me.
909
01:02:59,237 --> 01:03:02,695
That's great!
910
01:03:02,773 --> 01:03:06,300
- Maybe you should get the job first.
- Yes, that's true.
911
01:03:08,312 --> 01:03:09,904
- Dan the man.
- Thanks, man.
912
01:03:13,751 --> 01:03:14,911
Well?
913
01:03:16,921 --> 01:03:19,219
Wow.
914
01:03:19,290 --> 01:03:20,552
Wow!
915
01:03:22,660 --> 01:03:24,525
Dad?
916
01:03:24,595 --> 01:03:28,691
Dad? Lilly just asked me why
you were flirting with Marie.
917
01:03:31,102 --> 01:03:34,538
- I wasn't flirting.
- Don't worry, I covered for you.
918
01:03:34,605 --> 01:03:37,972
- I told her it was nothing.
- Because it was.
919
01:03:38,042 --> 01:03:43,173
Dad, I'm 17.
OK? You were so flirting.
920
01:03:43,247 --> 01:03:45,807
You know,
it doesn't matter anyway.
921
01:03:45,883 --> 01:03:49,148
It's not like she's the
least bit interested in you.
922
01:03:49,220 --> 01:03:52,417
But cool it, OK?
923
01:03:57,862 --> 01:04:00,763
- And, um, congratulations.
- Thanks.
924
01:04:43,841 --> 01:04:49,040
Look, he took a bus here.
He has relatives in Boston. Dad...
925
01:04:49,113 --> 01:04:51,081
Dad, he loves me!
926
01:04:51,148 --> 01:04:53,776
OK.
927
01:04:53,851 --> 01:04:56,342
You don't have to worry.
928
01:04:56,420 --> 01:05:00,618
When it comes to sex,
Marty is the one who wants to wait.
929
01:05:00,691 --> 01:05:04,855
What about that sentence is
supposed to give me comfort?
930
01:05:04,929 --> 01:05:06,726
- Dad, I love him.
- Honey...
931
01:05:06,797 --> 01:05:08,230
I love him.
932
01:05:08,299 --> 01:05:11,962
- I love him. I love him.
- No, you don't.
933
01:05:12,036 --> 01:05:14,766
What we have is true love.
934
01:05:14,839 --> 01:05:16,830
And just because you don't have it,
935
01:05:16,907 --> 01:05:19,705
doesn't mean you have to punish us.
936
01:05:19,777 --> 01:05:24,271
Infatuation is not love.
Sexual attraction is not love.
937
01:05:24,348 --> 01:05:27,010
- You don't understand.
- Uh, I don't understand.
938
01:05:27,084 --> 01:05:29,951
No, you don't even understand
that you don't understand.
939
01:05:30,021 --> 01:05:33,388
What don't I understand, Cara?
Please, help me out.
940
01:05:33,457 --> 01:05:36,620
What is it? It's frustrating that you
can't be with this person?
941
01:05:36,694 --> 01:05:39,185
That... that there's
something keeping you apart,
942
01:05:39,263 --> 01:05:41,629
something about this
person you connect with?
943
01:05:41,699 --> 01:05:43,963
And whenever you're
near this person,
944
01:05:44,035 --> 01:05:46,435
you don't know what to say,
and you say everything
945
01:05:46,504 --> 01:05:48,335
that's in your mind
and in your heart.
946
01:05:48,406 --> 01:05:50,966
And you know that if you
could just be together,
947
01:05:51,042 --> 01:05:54,808
that this person will help you become
the best possible version of yourself.
948
01:05:54,879 --> 01:05:57,211
So Marty can stay?
949
01:06:03,087 --> 01:06:04,884
I'm sorry.
950
01:06:07,992 --> 01:06:10,586
I'm sorry.
951
01:06:16,567 --> 01:06:19,058
"Marty can stay?"
952
01:06:19,837 --> 01:06:21,771
Howard is going
to drive you to the bus.
953
01:06:21,839 --> 01:06:24,069
We called your aunt,
she's waiting in Boston.
954
01:06:24,141 --> 01:06:26,200
- Yes, sir.
- Look, I'm not your parent,
955
01:06:26,277 --> 01:06:29,007
but I think you should know,
love is a dangerous feeling.
956
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:31,173
- No, sir.
- Are you arguing with me?
957
01:06:31,248 --> 01:06:34,615
No, I'm... It's just...
958
01:06:39,023 --> 01:06:41,514
Love is not a feeling,
it's an ability.
959
01:06:41,592 --> 01:06:45,619
- Who told you that?
- Made it up, Mr. Burns.
960
01:06:50,768 --> 01:06:52,395
Come say goodbye.
961
01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:58,941
Window. OK, that's it.
962
01:06:59,009 --> 01:07:01,807
- Dad.
- She'll see him again soon enough.
963
01:07:04,715 --> 01:07:07,843
No! No!
964
01:07:07,918 --> 01:07:11,945
No! Marty! Marty! Marty!
965
01:07:14,492 --> 01:07:16,790
- That's sweet.
- What's sweet?
966
01:07:16,861 --> 01:07:18,726
How... How is that sweet?
967
01:07:18,796 --> 01:07:21,822
It's OK. It's OK.
Come on, it's OK.
968
01:07:21,899 --> 01:07:25,198
To be that certain.
To feel so much love.
969
01:07:26,804 --> 01:07:30,171
- Love isn't a feeling.
- No?
970
01:07:31,976 --> 01:07:34,035
It's an ability.
971
01:07:37,581 --> 01:07:41,517
Well, if that's true,
you have one gifted daughter.
972
01:07:43,721 --> 01:07:48,681
You are a murderer of love!
973
01:07:54,932 --> 01:07:57,263
OK, Cara. Next?
974
01:07:57,334 --> 01:07:59,768
Uh, Olivia has something
with the girls.
975
01:07:59,837 --> 01:08:03,637
Gus will be doing his usual.
Bella is on the fence.
976
01:08:03,707 --> 01:08:07,507
- Howard and I will sing.
- Oh, that's nice. Aunt Eileen?
977
01:08:07,578 --> 01:08:09,842
- Put me down.
- Oh, really? What's your talent?
978
01:08:09,914 --> 01:08:13,111
Murderer of love.
979
01:08:13,184 --> 01:08:14,242
You were saying?
980
01:08:14,318 --> 01:08:16,946
We have something planned
for the whole family.
981
01:08:17,021 --> 01:08:18,420
Put us all down.
982
01:08:32,002 --> 01:08:35,961
- What's your Dad's talent?
- Doesn't have one.
983
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:39,134
He's the only one excused
from participating.
984
01:08:40,277 --> 01:08:41,801
I give you Bella Wilson.
985
01:08:41,879 --> 01:08:44,313
All right, Bella!
986
01:08:44,381 --> 01:08:46,611
Chihuahua.
987
01:08:49,653 --> 01:08:51,280
- Go, Bella.
- You OK?
988
01:08:51,355 --> 01:08:53,983
- I don't have a good feeling.
- Do what you always do.
989
01:08:54,058 --> 01:08:57,459
Marie is not a lip-sync kinda girl.
990
01:08:57,528 --> 01:09:01,521
- I gotta do something special.
- Just... be yourself.
991
01:09:01,599 --> 01:09:05,365
Bulldog.
992
01:09:05,436 --> 01:09:09,998
Ruff! Ruff!
993
01:09:11,842 --> 01:09:15,005
That's...
994
01:09:21,418 --> 01:09:24,285
- This is for Marty.
- Want me to take the cherries?
995
01:09:24,355 --> 01:09:27,324
- Mm. Uh-uh.
- OK.
996
01:09:45,976 --> 01:09:48,740
Wow!
997
01:09:48,812 --> 01:09:49,904
She tied it!
998
01:10:14,638 --> 01:10:18,074
- I got an idea.
- I'm sure it'll be great.
999
01:10:18,142 --> 01:10:20,269
It could be.
1000
01:10:25,182 --> 01:10:28,583
OK, last but not least,
Uncle Mitch.
1001
01:10:28,652 --> 01:10:32,588
Uh, someone very wise,
uh, my brother,
1002
01:10:32,656 --> 01:10:35,250
once told me that if you
1003
01:10:35,326 --> 01:10:38,921
want to be
completely honest, sing.
1004
01:10:40,397 --> 01:10:43,093
Um, by the way, I'd
like to introduce my band.
1005
01:10:44,535 --> 01:10:48,198
I don't believe it.
He hasn't played since she...
1006
01:10:48,272 --> 01:10:50,433
One, two, three, four.
1007
01:12:02,546 --> 01:12:04,070
Ah!
1008
01:12:29,373 --> 01:12:31,500
Yeah, Uncle Mitch!
1009
01:13:10,948 --> 01:13:14,315
What he said.
1010
01:13:24,094 --> 01:13:26,255
Great job, guys.
1011
01:13:35,372 --> 01:13:37,465
What was that?
1012
01:13:37,541 --> 01:13:40,806
I couldn't...
I couldn't stop myself.
1013
01:13:40,878 --> 01:13:43,779
What am I supposed to do now?
1014
01:13:43,847 --> 01:13:46,645
You can't do anything.
He's my brother.
1015
01:13:46,717 --> 01:13:49,845
Why did you sing for me... then?
1016
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:54,289
Because I... I'm...
1017
01:13:58,829 --> 01:14:00,729
Page 92. "Did I just die?
1018
01:14:00,797 --> 01:14:02,958
Because an angel walked
into the room. "
1019
01:14:03,033 --> 01:14:08,266
Page 148. Uh, "I'll forgive you your
past if you'll forgive me mine. "
1020
01:14:08,338 --> 01:14:10,738
It seems all his
best lines were yours.
1021
01:14:14,711 --> 01:14:18,909
It's unbearable. I...
1022
01:14:18,982 --> 01:14:20,950
I can't keep pretending.
1023
01:14:25,088 --> 01:14:26,783
St...
1024
01:14:36,667 --> 01:14:40,228
- Dad?
- Yeah, peanut.
1025
01:14:40,304 --> 01:14:43,762
Will you come up to my room?
I wanna show you something I made.
1026
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:47,241
Um, we'll do it tomorrow.
OK, sweetie? I promise.
1027
01:14:49,846 --> 01:14:51,438
OK, Dad.
1028
01:14:56,920 --> 01:14:59,218
Oh, God!
1029
01:15:05,462 --> 01:15:08,192
- Hey, what's going on?
- Shh.
1030
01:15:11,034 --> 01:15:14,231
What is complicated being here?
My singing.
1031
01:15:14,304 --> 01:15:16,295
- I shouldn't have sang.
- I know this.
1032
01:15:16,373 --> 01:15:17,897
No. It's not...
1033
01:15:17,975 --> 01:15:22,878
- It was a bad song. I...
- Is she crying or laughing?
1034
01:15:26,717 --> 01:15:30,949
- Oh, no, no, no. Please.
- Please don't do it.
1035
01:15:31,021 --> 01:15:34,218
Marie...
1036
01:15:44,167 --> 01:15:45,998
Here he comes.
1037
01:15:46,069 --> 01:15:48,094
Mom!
1038
01:15:48,171 --> 01:15:52,198
Uh, no, no, no, no. I don't know what
to say to him. I never lost a girl.
1039
01:15:52,275 --> 01:15:55,335
- Oh, good. This is a first.
- Wow.
1040
01:15:55,412 --> 01:15:58,677
OK. Oh, uh, oh, yeah,
I'll follow through with these.
1041
01:16:02,853 --> 01:16:05,014
Please stop trying to act normal.
1042
01:16:13,697 --> 01:16:16,257
Said I was a great guy.
1043
01:16:16,333 --> 01:16:19,530
She said she loved me a lot.
1044
01:16:19,603 --> 01:16:23,061
And then she said...
1045
01:16:23,140 --> 01:16:25,938
...we should both go find
our own true soul mates.
1046
01:16:26,009 --> 01:16:28,500
I'm so confused. I don't
really know what happened
1047
01:16:28,578 --> 01:16:32,036
from yesterday to today
that made this happen.
1048
01:16:32,115 --> 01:16:35,710
There has to be something.
You know, some reason she...
1049
01:16:35,786 --> 01:16:38,778
- Why are you looking at me?
- Not looking at you.
1050
01:16:38,855 --> 01:16:43,019
He's looking into the vast void that is
his future. You just happen to be there.
1051
01:16:43,093 --> 01:16:45,891
Danny, do you have anything to add?
1052
01:16:45,962 --> 01:16:48,328
Yeah, what does the expert
have to say? Come on.
1053
01:16:48,398 --> 01:16:52,334
- Uh...
- Honey, the hard truth is
1054
01:16:52,402 --> 01:16:54,370
we all liked her a lot.
1055
01:16:54,438 --> 01:16:59,273
Yeah, we really did.
1056
01:16:59,342 --> 01:17:02,175
This isn't helping. No.
1057
01:17:02,245 --> 01:17:05,874
Could somebody think
of something fun to do?
1058
01:17:05,949 --> 01:17:08,349
OK, OK, um... OK, OK.
1059
01:17:08,418 --> 01:17:10,648
Part of the Rat Pack!
Singer. Um, um...
1060
01:17:10,721 --> 01:17:14,487
Dean Martin! Sammy Davis, Jr!
1061
01:17:15,792 --> 01:17:18,090
Yes!
1062
01:17:18,161 --> 01:17:20,322
Your turn, buddy.
Come on. Let's do it.
1063
01:17:22,933 --> 01:17:24,867
OK.
1064
01:17:24,935 --> 01:17:26,334
Go!
1065
01:17:26,403 --> 01:17:29,463
- This is a, uh, gift...
- Hi, Jordy.
1066
01:17:29,539 --> 01:17:31,530
- You can't talk.
- No, but go on.
1067
01:17:31,608 --> 01:17:34,304
- I had to leave.
- I know.
1068
01:17:34,377 --> 01:17:37,972
- Ben Franklin!
- But the truth is, um...
1069
01:17:38,048 --> 01:17:40,243
- Yes?
- ... I didn't get very far.
1070
01:17:40,317 --> 01:17:43,286
Beautiful smile, lovely eyes,
one-of-a-kind woman.
1071
01:17:43,353 --> 01:17:45,947
- Marie!
- Yes.
1072
01:17:46,022 --> 01:17:49,287
Oh, honey, don't,
don't, don't...
1073
01:17:55,265 --> 01:17:58,291
- Dad?
- Hey, you.
1074
01:17:58,368 --> 01:18:03,101
- Can I show you what I made?
- First thing when I get back, OK?
1075
01:18:03,173 --> 01:18:05,232
OK.
1076
01:18:18,221 --> 01:18:20,712
- You again.
- Nice to see you, officer.
1077
01:18:20,791 --> 01:18:23,282
- How are you today?
- You know why I pulled you over?
1078
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:28,127
I sure do. I know what I was
doing and I know it's all wrong.
1079
01:18:28,198 --> 01:18:31,497
- This is gonna cost you.
- Put it on my tab.
1080
01:18:31,568 --> 01:18:35,436
- What was that?
- Put it on my tab.
1081
01:19:03,733 --> 01:19:07,897
What are we doing?
1082
01:19:09,105 --> 01:19:11,266
- It may be wrong.
- Yes.
1083
01:19:11,341 --> 01:19:14,833
But there's a certain rightness
to our wrongness, I think.
1084
01:19:14,911 --> 01:19:17,379
I think, um,
we've got to think.
1085
01:19:17,447 --> 01:19:20,041
I mean, your girls,
and how do we?
1086
01:19:20,116 --> 01:19:21,913
They're extraordinary and...
1087
01:19:25,388 --> 01:19:30,849
- What?
- I think this is all premature.
1088
01:19:34,898 --> 01:19:37,799
You do?
1089
01:19:40,337 --> 01:19:42,771
We don't even know
if you can bowl.
1090
01:20:00,624 --> 01:20:02,956
All right. No, don't! Wait.
1091
01:20:03,026 --> 01:20:04,584
Wait. No, no.
You have to line up.
1092
01:20:04,661 --> 01:20:05,992
- Leave me alone!
- Line up.
1093
01:20:06,062 --> 01:20:08,530
- Come on.
- You come on. All right.
1094
01:20:08,598 --> 01:20:10,828
I'm just watching you.
I'm not...
1095
01:20:10,901 --> 01:20:13,870
- Ready?
- Woo!
1096
01:20:13,937 --> 01:20:17,873
Oh! Thank you.
1097
01:20:19,009 --> 01:20:20,840
That's...
1098
01:20:20,911 --> 01:20:24,403
I liked that. That was a terrible shot,
but I loved this at the end.
1099
01:20:24,481 --> 01:20:27,279
Oh, I wouldn't go yet.
1100
01:20:29,653 --> 01:20:33,783
Not bad. That's good.
1101
01:20:40,430 --> 01:20:42,625
You're gonna break your arm like that.
1102
01:20:42,699 --> 01:20:46,191
Oh!
1103
01:20:46,269 --> 01:20:48,635
No, no. Don't do it.
1104
01:20:54,577 --> 01:20:57,137
Oh, come on,
come on, come on!
1105
01:20:57,213 --> 01:20:59,704
- Yay!
- Let's go at the same time.
1106
01:20:59,783 --> 01:21:01,774
One, two, three.
1107
01:21:27,844 --> 01:21:29,937
Dad?
1108
01:21:30,013 --> 01:21:32,106
Oh, my God.
Dad, what are you doing?
1109
01:21:32,182 --> 01:21:34,480
- Oh...
- What the hell? Marie?
1110
01:21:34,551 --> 01:21:36,416
- Hey.
- What the hell's going on?
1111
01:21:36,486 --> 01:21:38,613
- We'll go.
- They were just kissing.
1112
01:21:38,688 --> 01:21:41,350
I can explain.
1113
01:21:42,859 --> 01:21:44,850
- You two broke up, right?
- Two hours ago.
1114
01:21:44,928 --> 01:21:48,056
- We broke up two hours ago.
- I know, I know, I know.
1115
01:21:48,131 --> 01:21:49,621
I thought that you left.
1116
01:21:49,699 --> 01:21:53,294
She did. She left, but she
just didn't get very far.
1117
01:21:53,370 --> 01:21:55,838
- What?
- I can explain this.
1118
01:21:55,905 --> 01:21:58,169
- Yeah, let him explain.
- OK.
1119
01:21:58,241 --> 01:22:03,269
Remember the woman at
the bookstore? Here she is.
1120
01:22:05,215 --> 01:22:07,308
You told me to go after her,
and I didn't.
1121
01:22:07,384 --> 01:22:09,147
It wasn't planned, Mitch.
1122
01:22:09,219 --> 01:22:13,315
I know how this looks. But,
Mitch, I also know how it feels.
1123
01:22:13,390 --> 01:22:15,358
How does this feel,
you son of a bitch?
1124
01:22:15,425 --> 01:22:17,393
Oh, my God!
1125
01:22:17,460 --> 01:22:19,792
- What happened?
- I'm so sorry.
1126
01:22:19,863 --> 01:22:22,297
Everybody, take it easy.
You're not helping.
1127
01:22:22,365 --> 01:22:24,993
- Oh, no.
- I'm sorry.
1128
01:22:25,068 --> 01:22:28,595
Oh, darling.
Get some ice. Oh!
1129
01:22:28,671 --> 01:22:31,697
- Dan, you all right? You OK?
- Marie!
1130
01:22:31,775 --> 01:22:34,573
No, don't go!
1131
01:22:34,644 --> 01:22:37,272
I don't know what we were thinking.
1132
01:22:39,249 --> 01:22:40,614
I'm sorry.
1133
01:22:40,683 --> 01:22:43,982
Don't go.
1134
01:22:48,625 --> 01:22:50,490
Dad? Get...
1135
01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:52,858
Dad, wait!
1136
01:22:52,929 --> 01:22:57,332
What are you doing? Dad!
1137
01:23:08,011 --> 01:23:11,242
All right, this is your summons
for your court appearance.
1138
01:23:11,314 --> 01:23:14,579
One last thing. You need
to surrender your license.
1139
01:23:29,132 --> 01:23:30,997
You have guests.
1140
01:23:34,337 --> 01:23:37,033
- Oh! Speak of the devil. Hi.
- Hi.
1141
01:23:37,107 --> 01:23:40,235
Cindy Lamson. Editor of special
features, Lamson Newspaper Group.
1142
01:23:40,310 --> 01:23:42,073
- Hi.
- Jim Lamson, publisher.
1143
01:23:42,145 --> 01:23:43,942
- Nice to meet you.
- Yes.
1144
01:23:44,013 --> 01:23:47,141
We've been sitting here
chatting with your family.
1145
01:23:47,217 --> 01:23:50,983
We've especially enjoyed the pleasure
of meeting your lovely daughters.
1146
01:23:51,054 --> 01:23:52,885
- Oh.
- Hot cider?
1147
01:23:52,956 --> 01:23:55,982
Thank you. That looks...
Thank you very much.
1148
01:23:56,059 --> 01:23:58,459
Looks great. Thanks.
1149
01:23:59,896 --> 01:24:02,524
Father? Hot cider?
1150
01:24:02,599 --> 01:24:04,590
Not only are you a murderer of love,
1151
01:24:04,667 --> 01:24:06,658
but you're the worst parent ever.
1152
01:24:08,171 --> 01:24:10,571
Sweet.
1153
01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:13,609
Well, um, as you probably know,
1154
01:24:13,676 --> 01:24:15,974
we have met with
two other candidates,
1155
01:24:16,045 --> 01:24:18,104
but my father and I are confident
1156
01:24:18,181 --> 01:24:20,706
that we have saved
the best for last.
1157
01:24:22,886 --> 01:24:24,683
Uh, girls.
You can leave if you like.
1158
01:24:24,754 --> 01:24:27,848
Oh. If it's all right,
perhaps they should stay.
1159
01:24:27,924 --> 01:24:29,949
We like to keep the family involved.
1160
01:24:30,026 --> 01:24:34,122
Well, Dan, here, he knows all about
keeping things in the family.
1161
01:24:34,197 --> 01:24:36,791
- Don't you, Dan?
- That's why we're so drawn to you.
1162
01:24:36,866 --> 01:24:39,733
What you represent in your column,
your moral values.
1163
01:24:39,802 --> 01:24:43,363
The personal characteristics that
are reflected in your writing,
1164
01:24:43,439 --> 01:24:46,465
- Very impressive.
- Honesty, trustworthiness...
1165
01:24:46,543 --> 01:24:48,670
And we have
great plans for you, Dan.
1166
01:24:48,745 --> 01:24:53,182
What we try to do is what you
keep telling your readers to do.
1167
01:24:53,249 --> 01:24:56,309
- What's that?
- Put family first.
1168
01:24:56,386 --> 01:24:59,617
OK. OK. Here's the thing.
1169
01:25:01,291 --> 01:25:04,692
Somebody hasn't been
reading his own column.
1170
01:25:04,761 --> 01:25:08,754
I'm not sure what that means.
1171
01:25:20,643 --> 01:25:25,842
Go away. You're a liar and a hypocrite.
Cheating with your brother's girlfriend?
1172
01:25:25,915 --> 01:25:27,280
How long did you know her?
1173
01:25:27,350 --> 01:25:31,878
Two moving violations and a collision?
Was that part of the plan?
1174
01:25:31,955 --> 01:25:34,583
Worst of all, you blew off Lilly.
1175
01:25:34,657 --> 01:25:37,490
She's been wanting to show you
something she made for you.
1176
01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:39,790
But you never showed up.
1177
01:27:08,851 --> 01:27:10,785
Hm.
1178
01:27:13,089 --> 01:27:15,353
- I really messed up.
- No, you didn't.
1179
01:27:15,425 --> 01:27:18,690
Yeah, I did, Mom.
What I did to Lilly.
1180
01:27:18,761 --> 01:27:21,525
- Don't forget Mitch.
- Oh, John.
1181
01:27:21,597 --> 01:27:23,929
And those newspaper people.
1182
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,969
Admittedly, not a good day
for you, honey.
1183
01:27:27,036 --> 01:27:31,029
If I just stay focused
on being their dad...
1184
01:27:31,107 --> 01:27:34,338
Oh, please.
You know, love is messy.
1185
01:27:34,410 --> 01:27:38,369
I should know better.
I hurt my kids.
1186
01:27:38,448 --> 01:27:40,473
Go un-hurt them.
1187
01:27:40,550 --> 01:27:44,884
- Honey, you've made some mistakes.
- Many, so many.
1188
01:27:44,954 --> 01:27:47,821
Falling for Marie wasn't one of them.
1189
01:27:51,627 --> 01:27:54,289
Can somebody get me another box,
please?
1190
01:27:54,364 --> 01:27:56,798
Yep, yep. Coming.
1191
01:27:58,801 --> 01:28:00,234
Mitch.
1192
01:28:02,071 --> 01:28:03,504
Mitch, I...
1193
01:28:08,111 --> 01:28:10,272
If it was anybody else...
1194
01:28:10,947 --> 01:28:13,643
I am so...
1195
01:28:15,785 --> 01:28:18,345
Hold that thought.
1196
01:28:23,993 --> 01:28:26,518
Hey, beautiful.
1197
01:28:44,280 --> 01:28:50,219
Girls, I'd like to talk
to Lilly alone, if I could.
1198
01:29:01,597 --> 01:29:03,394
OK, then. All of you.
1199
01:29:14,043 --> 01:29:16,307
I know I messed up.
Big time.
1200
01:29:16,379 --> 01:29:18,244
- Yep.
- Yes, you did.
1201
01:29:18,314 --> 01:29:22,080
Now, your mom...
1202
01:29:24,253 --> 01:29:25,880
I miss your mom.
1203
01:29:25,955 --> 01:29:28,856
All the time and I always will.
1204
01:29:28,925 --> 01:29:33,225
- Mom's gone.
- Aw, honey. I see her every day.
1205
01:29:33,296 --> 01:29:35,924
I see her in your goodness, Jane.
1206
01:29:35,998 --> 01:29:39,695
And, Cara, your passion.
1207
01:29:39,769 --> 01:29:43,671
And, Lilly, you have her eyes.
1208
01:29:43,739 --> 01:29:45,434
And her smile.
1209
01:29:47,643 --> 01:29:49,668
So here's what I'm going to do:
1210
01:29:49,745 --> 01:29:53,181
I am grounding myself for life.
1211
01:29:53,249 --> 01:29:56,912
I'm sticking with you.
I am going to be with you...
1212
01:29:56,986 --> 01:30:01,582
- You're with us every day.
- I'm not going anywhere.
1213
01:30:01,657 --> 01:30:05,320
See, I got a little confused with Marie,
1214
01:30:05,394 --> 01:30:09,592
but that is over. OK?
1215
01:30:09,665 --> 01:30:13,601
I kinda lost my head.
1216
01:30:13,669 --> 01:30:18,003
Got a little stupid because I love her.
1217
01:30:18,074 --> 01:30:22,738
That's... That's not...
1218
01:30:22,812 --> 01:30:25,212
I don't love her.
And that's not what I meant.
1219
01:30:25,281 --> 01:30:28,045
I mean, how could I love her?
I've only known her...
1220
01:30:28,117 --> 01:30:31,609
- Three days.
- Yeah.
1221
01:30:31,687 --> 01:30:35,350
And how can you know in three days?
1222
01:30:39,395 --> 01:30:40,794
I don't know.
1223
01:30:40,863 --> 01:30:44,594
Yes, I do. I love her.
1224
01:30:44,667 --> 01:30:46,760
I love her. I love her.
1225
01:30:46,836 --> 01:30:50,772
I love her. I love...
1226
01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:52,364
I love her.
1227
01:30:55,678 --> 01:30:57,339
Then go get her.
1228
01:30:59,282 --> 01:31:01,512
We so prefer her to you.
1229
01:31:11,494 --> 01:31:12,620
Go.
1230
01:31:16,632 --> 01:31:18,691
- Now.
- Oh.
1231
01:31:27,143 --> 01:31:29,634
Honey. Honey. For the road.
1232
01:31:39,221 --> 01:31:41,212
- What is it?
- I can't do it.
1233
01:31:41,290 --> 01:31:43,451
- You must.
- I don't have a license.
1234
01:32:00,977 --> 01:32:04,140
I'm pretty good with maps.
1235
01:32:04,213 --> 01:32:09,082
This is so queer.
But I wouldn't miss it for anything.
1236
01:32:20,630 --> 01:32:22,894
Dear readers,
for most of you,
1237
01:32:22,965 --> 01:32:26,366
this is my first
column in your paper.
1238
01:32:26,435 --> 01:32:29,063
In the future, I will be
answering your questions,
1239
01:32:29,138 --> 01:32:32,733
but today, I wanna break from
my usual format and talk to you
1240
01:32:32,808 --> 01:32:35,834
about the subject of plans.
1241
01:32:35,911 --> 01:32:39,870
Not so much my plan for this column,
more like life plans.
1242
01:32:39,949 --> 01:32:41,576
How we all make them.
1243
01:32:41,651 --> 01:32:46,782
And how we hope that our kids make
good, smart, safe plans of their own.
1244
01:32:46,856 --> 01:32:50,189
But if we're really
honest with ourselves,
1245
01:32:50,259 --> 01:32:54,628
most of the time our plans
don't work out as we'd hoped.
1246
01:32:59,301 --> 01:33:01,496
So instead of asking our young people,
1247
01:33:01,570 --> 01:33:05,529
"What are your plans? What do
you plan to do with your life?"
1248
01:33:05,608 --> 01:33:10,944
Maybe we should tell them this:
Plan to be surprised.
1249
01:34:32,361 --> 01:34:34,420
It's falling out.
1250
01:37:47,623 --> 01:37:49,147
And that's it.