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GIRL 1: I need your help, Veronica.
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- BOY 1: You can't tell anyone.
- BOY 2: I need your help.
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GIRL 2: I need to know.
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(INDISTINCT VOICES)
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VERONICA: A teenaged private eye.
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Trust me, I know how
dumb that sounds.
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But it's not like I found a decoder
ring at the bottom of a cereal box...
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and thought,
"That sounds like fun."
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I wish. That would've
been adorable.
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Nope. My best friend was
murdered when I was 15.
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Trying to figure out who
did it was how I coped.
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My dad was sheriff at the time.
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And when he went after the
most powerful man in town...
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he turned us both into pariahs.
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Dad lost his job and
I lost my friends.
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Kids can be cruel, after all.
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The cruelest was Logan Echolls,
my dead friend's boyfriend.
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Like me, Logan was fueled
by rage and distrust.
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He wanted to make someone pay.
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It's likely those qualities
are what drew us together.
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They're absolutely
what tore us apart.
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After my dad was run out of office, he
got his PI license and opened an agency.
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I hung out there to learn
the tricks of the trade.
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There was plenty of work for both of us in
the seedy beach town of Neptune, California.
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People might think of
Neptune as glamorous.
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Home to movie stars and
captains of industry.
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But when the class war comes,
Neptune will be ground zero.
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It's a Springsteen song:
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Get out while you're young.
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I got out when I was 19, leaving a
trail of destruction in my wake.
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I've grown up, though.
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That was the old me.
Angry me. Vengeful me.
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New me? People say
I'm a marshmallow.
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GAYLE: So a year at Hearst College.
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BA in Psychology from Stanford.
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Near the top of your
class at Columbia Law.
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You're due to take the
bar in six weeks.
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A little about us:
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We're a multinational firm.
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Fifty lawyers in New York.
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Our clients here at Truman-Mann are
primarily Fortune 500 companies.
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Our job is to make sure that frivolous lawsuits
disappear before they reach the courtroom.
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We're looking at a
number of candidates.
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All with impressive résumés...
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but none quite as unique as yours.
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You were issued a private investigator's
license for your 18th birthday?
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Heh. Is that something
California kids do?
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My dad is a Pl. I worked for him.
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It was more answering phones and
handling his travel than anything else.
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Really? Before you were 20, your name
popped up on LexisNexis in 14...
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Fifteen.
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Fifteen separate
articles or briefs...
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in cases ranging from multiple
homicides to dognapping.
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You have a degree in
psychology, Miss Mars.
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What do you think that
says about a person?
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Compulsive, clearly.
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Addictive personality.
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Possible adrenaline junkie.
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But that's not me anymore.
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I haven't worked a case since
I transferred to Stanford.
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And why is that?
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The price was too high.
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It ruined friendships
and relationships.
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Cost me a lot of
opportunities along the way.
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So your decision to
transfer wasn't related...
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to a certain video of you
and another Hearst student?
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- The sex tape? No need to be coy.
- Leonard.
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It's fine. As lawyers, we are often
put in adversarial situations.
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Opposing counsel will seek to
exploit any perceived weakness.
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All I'll say about that tape, is it was
made and distributed without my knowledge.
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And I'll ask you:
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Do I look ruffled?
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PIZ: Rebuilding her life took time.
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More time than you'd think.
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Zhi Howes was broke. And worse,
people considered her passe.
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She thought about restarting her moribund
career with a Kickstarter campaign...
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but the potential for further
humiliation was daunting.
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They brought up the sex tape?
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I think I handled it okay. I have another
meeting tomorrow with one of the partners.
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I hope we talk STDs.
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(PIZ CHUCKLES)
(CELL PHONE BUZZES)
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(VERONICA CHUCKLES)
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- PIZ: What?
- Wallace.
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He keeps trying to get me to
come in for our 10-year reunion.
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"Not bloody likely."
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- Hey, Piz.
- PIZ: Yeah.
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The Zhi Howes story.
How long is it gonna be now?
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- Uh, 12 and a half minutes.
- You're killing me.
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- Hi.
- GLASS: Hi.
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You must be the girlfriend who
we have heard so much about...
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and never seen.
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I am. Law school.
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- GLASS: Mm.
- Um, I'm a really big fan of the show, though.
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Funny story. I do a pretty
wicked impression of you.
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I don't think we...
I don't think it's a good idea.
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Uh, we dated for months in college,
and this whole last year...
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and she's only meeting my parents
for the first time next week.
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She blames law school for that too. So the
fact that she hasn't met my colleagues...
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Veronica?
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Bonnie DeVille was found
dead in her bathtub.
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Oh, that's awful.
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You a fan?
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I went to high school with her.
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She was Carrie Bishop back then.
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(PLAYING THE DANDY WARHOLS'
"WE USED TO BE FRIENDS")
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BUSKER SINGING: A long time ago.
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We used to be friends
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(PIZ WHISTLES)
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But I haven't thought
of you lately at all.
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If ever again
A greeting I send to you.
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Short and sweet to the
soul is all I intend.
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VERONICA: I haven't seen or
spoken to Logan in nine years.
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PIZ: Veronica!
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VERONICA: I heard he got his life together.
Then, suddenly, he's all over the gossip pages.
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"Son of a movie star
dates pop star."
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"Son of a movie star
beats up paparazzi."
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"Caught on camera: Son of a movie star
threatens celebrity girlfriend's life."
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(INDISTINCT DIALOGUE ON RADIO)
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MAN ON RADIO: De Ville was
electrocuted in her bathtub.
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Local authorities have ruled the
singer's death a homicide...
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and are focusing their investigation
on ex-boyfriend, Logan Echolls.
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VERONICA: When I was a kid,
Dad stuck a magnet on our fridge...
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suggesting we accept the
things we cannot change.
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I thought it was there for my
alcoholic Mom's benefit...
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but it stayed up long
after Mom was gone.
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Sheriff Lamb, is it true that Logan Echolls
was in the house when Bonnie died?
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We found Echolls passed out
next to DeVille's body.
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WOMAN ON VIDEO: Sheriff,
are you aware of the video...
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of Logan Echolls
threatening Bonnie?
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LOGAN: Get out. You're not welcome here.
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You get rid of him, or
you're gonna end up dead.
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Kind of speaks for itself.
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WOMAN: Can you speak to the tragedy...
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the violent death of a celebrity
who seemed to have it all?
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(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
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(BEEPS)
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(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
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(SIGHS)
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So, what's new with you?
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LOGAN OVER PHONE:
I need your help, Veronica.
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I don't really do that anymore.
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Look, can you just hear me out?
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He's being bombarded by lawyers
wanting to represent him.
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I'm just gonna go out
there, see my dad...
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and help Logan weed
out the shysters.
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Well, give Logan my best.
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Tell him I've gotten used to the loose bone
fragments floating around my orbital socket.
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You may not want to mention that
violent streak to his new lawyer.
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- Shut up, okay?
- Okay.
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(CHATTERING)
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Hey there.
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Hi.
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Um...
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(VERONICA CHUCKLES)
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You weren't planning on carrying
me through the airport, were you?
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Uh, no, I just met with JAG Corps,
so... Fun bunch of guys.
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I, um, had heard, of course...
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but I couldn't fully picture it.
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You should only wear
this, like, ever.
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Let me?
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How did you get through security?
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Uh, I bought a $49 ticket to
Palm Springs. Totally worth it.
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- How was your flight?
- Good.
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I would've been fine
in coach. But thank you.
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There's the sun. Do you ever get
tired of all this amazing weather?
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Yeah, and how about them Dodgers?
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Look at us, falling right
back into our old rhythms.
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I imagine your dad is
pretty excited to see you.
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I'm surprising him.
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So are you gonna ask if I did it?
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I wouldn't be here if
I thought you did.
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Hi.
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(KEITH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Mars Investigations.
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Sorry, he's unavailable.
Can I take a message?
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Hang in there, Mr. Millet. I should
know something in a few days.
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Uh, yes, we will take pictures...
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but I'm afraid "shooting the son of a bitch"
is not a service that we currently offer.
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All right, bye.
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(VERONICA CHUCKLES)
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KEITH: You buckled.
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Oh, the magnetic pull of
Neptune High brought you back.
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- Heh.
- Oh, you've got spirit, yes, you do.
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Actually...
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No.
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- Logan. Of course.
- I'm just helping him find a lawyer.
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00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,187
Mm-hm.
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Oh, Piz says to tell you hi.
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KEITH: Good man, Piz.
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How'd he feel about you
coming out here to see Logan?
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It's not a social call.
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He understands that.
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KEITH: Mm-hm.
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He does.
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What's going on here?
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KEITH: Stop and frisk.
Some developer bought up all this...
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now our local police are
running off the undesirables.
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It's the Neptune way.
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Protecting and serving
the highest bidder.
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So this new Sheriff Lamb...
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- he as big of a clown as his little brother?
- Bigger.
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Lazy and barely competent like
his brother. More venal and corrupt.
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Well, if it isn't the man, the myth, the
legendary pain-in-the-ass Keith Mars.
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Deputy.
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You catch any husbands lately
with their pants down?
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You should get a slide projector
and bring it down to the station.
209
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,382
We'd love to see your
dirty-picture collection.
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00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:09,346
Well, you boys are so busy cleaning up
the town, how will you find the time?
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(CHUCKLES)
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What'd you get those two crime lords for?
Embezzlement? Human trafficking?
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00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,751
Don't know yet. But I'm sure
we'll figure something out.
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00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,424
I guess you probably let a lot
of things slide on your watch.
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Those days are gone now.
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00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,581
You know what happens when you
mess with the bull, right?
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You get the clichés?
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DEPUTY: Lyles!
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Look what we got here!
220
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Couple of taggers.
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I'm painting my
sister's bike, bitch.
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Bitch?
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Who you calling a bitch?
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(YELLS)
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LYLES: You want some more juice, boy?
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You move one more inch, I will light
you up like a Christmas tree.
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KEITH: Deputy.
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Unless you wanna be a Youtube star by
tomorrow morning, let those boys go now.
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Or I can shove that phone
right up your ass.
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KEITH: Well, we've seen how
tough you are with boys.
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Maybe this is the day you find out
how you do with a full-grown man.
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(MOTORCYCLES APPROACHING)
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Would you look at that?
Already uploaded to the Cloud.
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Well...
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I think these boys have
learned a valuable lesson.
236
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Guess we can shut it
down for the night.
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00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,830
Let's go.
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KEITH: You realize you'll make
more in your first year...
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- than I did in the best years of my life?
- So?
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00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:34,669
So? You're destined for greatness.
241
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:38,029
Something much bigger than you
would have ever found here.
242
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,181
The only greatness...
243
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:40,387
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
244
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,941
inherent in these jobs
I'm interviewing for...
245
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,149
is the fact that they'll allow
me to pay off my student loans.
246
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:51,109
- Candygram for Mongo.
- VERONICA: Mongo like candy.
247
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:52,307
(ALL CHUCKLING)
248
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,428
WALLACE: Hey, welcome home. Welcome home.
249
00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:57,909
Mac, Wallace. You hardly
drop by at all anymore.
250
00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,300
MAC: Hi.
251
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,865
- Wallace.
- Mr. Mars.
252
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,863
How's next year's
freshman class looking?
253
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,387
Words you never wanna hear
out of your dad's mouth.
254
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,349
- His team.
- Whatever, perv.
255
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:10,470
I've been promoted to JV
coach for next year...
256
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:13,510
so now I'm just waiting for
Coach McDonald to die.
257
00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,869
Well, good luck with that. And, Mac,
you still with Sun Microsystems?
258
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,704
Actually...
259
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:22,261
Go ahead and tell them
what you been up to now.
260
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,661
The shame. Ooh, the shame.
261
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,868
Hooters waitress?
Ren-Faire juggler?
262
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,909
- Telemarketing.
- Hooters bar back!
263
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,909
- Clubbing baby seals.
- MAC: Heh.
264
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:34,701
Worse. I actually took a
job with Kane Software.
265
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:39,069
I know. I hate it. I do. I wish
I was clubbing baby seals...
266
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,269
but they just pay me so well.
267
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,584
$10,000 Pyramid.
"Things a whore says."
268
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,586
- Bud. Bud Light.
- Ooh. Thank you.
269
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,071
So when Logan said "jump"...
270
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,264
did you actually say "how high"...
271
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,583
or was there an understanding that
you would achieve Max verticality?
272
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:59,904
Wow. Two beers. That's how long
it takes for you to get surly.
273
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,547
In case it slipped your mind, Piz is the
one without the baggage and the drama.
274
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,067
Mm. I will say this for him:
275
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,188
He almost never gets
charged with murder.
276
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,230
- WALLACE: Mm.
- Just one of the things I love about Piz.
277
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,870
No drama.
278
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,026
Says the drama magnet.
279
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,228
You know what else says
a lot about a guy?
280
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:21,111
- His choice of friends.
- MAC & WALLACE: Aw!
281
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,544
(DICK BELCHES)
282
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,830
What's this? Wait a minute. No.
283
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:31,109
I specifically told the agency
"an eager-to-please brunette."
284
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,381
Why is that so hard?
285
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,226
- Dick.
- Ah, just kidding, Ronnie. Long time.
286
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,781
Hey, Logan, that girl who
follows you around is here!
287
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,748
You get some work done?
Your boobs look bigger.
288
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,743
So do yours. Where's Logan?
289
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,107
Inside. Come on. Freaking out.
290
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:49,788
Another video from the Logan Echolls-Bonnie
DeVille home collection just hit the Internet.
291
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,261
- Missionary, natch.
- VERONICA: Heh.
292
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,465
Must be nice, Dick.
293
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,748
Be it ever so humble.
294
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,465
God, how did they get this?
295
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,140
(MOANING AND HEAVY BREATHING ON VIDEO)
296
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:07,587
Is anybody else surprised that I'm the only one
in this room who does not have a sex tape?
297
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,947
- It could be anybody.
- It's us.
298
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,183
- You see us when we enter the room.
- Yeah. Worst cameraman ever.
299
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,507
Dumb question, but I have to ask:
300
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,310
Did you know you were being filmed?
301
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:22,146
Oh, that's right, we were shooting
some of our usual leg erotica.
302
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,347
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
303
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,151
Oh, that's gotta be
our first lawyer.
304
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,786
All right, then, allow me.
305
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:36,430
This footage looks like it was taken from a
tripod and it's just a couple feet from the bed.
306
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,627
DICK: Come on in, sir.
307
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:41,222
Carrie wouldn't be the first celebrity
who thought a sex tape might help...
308
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:44,270
- It wasn't her.
- DICK: JC Borden, Esq.
309
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,663
The "JC" is for "Jesus Cristo,
get a load of my Rolex."
310
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:51,462
All right. I'm gonna be out making
the Pacific Ocean my bitch.
311
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,907
No murders or forbidden
love while I'm gone, okay?
312
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:57,701
And, uh, hey, stay out of the brownies
unless you wanna go on a long, strange trip.
313
00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,351
A little free advice?
314
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,231
A murder suspect should avoid
proximity to narcotics.
315
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,509
Medicine, man. I got my card.
316
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,186
"Chronic depression."
You wouldn't think, huh?
317
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:12,946
Mm. I can feel my self-worth
coming back right now.
318
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:18,304
So you've met my associate, Dick.
319
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:20,701
Okay, facts, they're
important, yes.
320
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,022
Lucky for us, they're not
the end-all, be-all.
321
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,786
This case is about so much more.
322
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:30,104
Son of a movie star accused of
electrocuting his pop star girlfriend?
323
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,307
It will be a circus.
324
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,663
And it will be won or lost in
the court of public opinion.
325
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,822
We've got a story to sell here.
326
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,630
Dad murders your girlfriend.
327
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,828
Mom jumps off a bridge.
328
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,790
Most kids, they're gonna
fold tent. But not you.
329
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:47,501
You sign up to fly jets over
Afghanistan for your country.
330
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,230
I say you're a goddamn hero.
331
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,662
Some people see that viral
video and they say:
332
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,471
"Oh, he's violent. He's unhinged."
333
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:58,545
I see it, and I see Jesus throwing
the money lenders out of the temple.
334
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,141
Hire me. I promise you...
335
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,543
we will find at least one person
on that jury who sees it the same.
336
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,027
Who's in charge of
your social media?
337
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,342
- LOGAN: Thank you. Good night.
- Good night.
338
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,900
I'm guessing you lawyers have
to take lots of showers.
339
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,471
VERONICA: Hmm.
340
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,986
My advice?
341
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,790
Go with Jackson Frederick.
342
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:24,103
He's smart, direct. Kind of face I
don't think you'll want to punch.
343
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,702
Well, he did an admirable job of looking
like he cared if I did it or not.
344
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:31,103
Although our last contestant
did say something interesting.
345
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,740
She has a stylist in Malibu
who's a miracle worker?
346
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:38,946
Part of clearing you will be finding
a compelling alternative theory.
347
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,867
And you fly out tomorrow?
348
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,704
9 A.M.
349
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,382
Let me buy you a drink?
350
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,191
Yeah. Sure.
351
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,586
Where you wanna go?
352
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,789
ALL SINGING: With glowing hearts.
353
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,147
We see thee rise.
354
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,543
VERONICA: Charming drink names.
355
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:06,103
I can't decide between the Beast
with Two Backs or the Donkey Punch.
356
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,584
Ooh. Do you think they'd let me
order a virgin Devirginator?
357
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,902
I know this place sucks,
but it's karaoke night...
358
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,943
and there's one thing
you can count on here.
359
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,784
Sexual assault on a
pinball machine?
360
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:20,110
- Yeah.
- Oh, it's grain alcohol and peach schnapps.
361
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:27,348
We stand our guard for thee
362
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,661
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
363
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:29,867
MAN: All right.
364
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,785
Give it up for Art
Tebbel and the Mounties!
365
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,942
(CHEERING)
366
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,341
Okay. Next up we have...
367
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,306
Ruby Jetson.
368
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:43,107
(CROWD GROANING AND BOOING)
369
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:46,986
Who is that?
370
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,501
That is Bonnie
DeVille's biggest fan.
371
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,785
We found her hiding in Carrie's
closet a couple months ago.
372
00:19:54,320 --> 00:20:00,507
(SINGING)
Holding my breath.
373
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,630
While the moon holds me.
374
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,151
Boo!
375
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,381
(AUDIENCE BOOING)
376
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,349
Sit down, you crazy bitch!
377
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,144
What do you expect?
They're Canadian.
378
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,790
Hey, Terrance. Phillip.
379
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,591
Like you're the Barenaked Ladies?
380
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,301
(WHISPERING)
Shh. I think they might be.
381
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,031
That's the fifth Bonnie DeVille
song she's done tonight.
382
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,387
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Well, that's what she does.
383
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,708
Hey, uh, this showed
up in my inbox.
384
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,464
Ten minutes after
Carrie was killed.
385
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:34,102
"Every ending brings a new beginning.
Now we can be together."
386
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,183
My compelling alternative theory.
387
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,751
She sent you this?
388
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,982
No, it's from Bonniefan23.
389
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,710
But if I had to guess...
390
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:48,908
Try drowning all our
memories tonight.
391
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:53,622
Confession won't save me now.
392
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,385
- I miss her too.
- LOGAN: Okay.
393
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,543
Why'd you bring her?
394
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,107
That girl is certifiable.
395
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,786
You know, you should show
that e-mail to your lawyer.
396
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:11,070
LOGAN: Yeah, it's a good thing you said
that. I had it earmarked for the scrapbook.
397
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,069
Thank you, Veronica.
398
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:19,669
Nine years of radio silence and yet I still
kind of knew, deep down, I could count on you.
399
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,902
About those nine years...
400
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,221
Ah, bygones.
401
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,108
I didn't get a chance
to say before.
402
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,183
I'm really sorry about Carrie.
403
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,501
It's funny, you know?
404
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,540
We had a good first year.
405
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,504
You know, a year of being in love.
406
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,661
Then her shitty friends, her
self-loathing kind of destroyed that.
407
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,982
You think I have demons?
408
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,904
She was...
409
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,822
Last year was bad.
410
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,224
And I wasn't a boyfriend.
411
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,510
Not really.
412
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,231
You know, I was something
closer to a sponsor.
413
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,981
(LOGAN CHUCKLES)
414
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,624
That's a funny thought, isn't it?
Me as a stabilizing influence.
415
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,105
- You're gonna get through this.
- Am I?
416
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:09,627
(LOGAN SIGHS)
417
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,391
Oh, I guess it has
been a charmed life.
418
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,307
Take care of yourself, Veronica.
419
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:18,349
You too.
420
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:26,175
LEVIN ON TV: As far as I can see it's
no big deal. Am I missing something?
421
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,223
LATIBEAUDIERE ON TV:
You really want to ask that question?
422
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,787
We're gonna move on. We have
a Bonnie De Ville update.
423
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,181
The star's family is pissed
off because Logan Echolls...
424
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,069
is still walking around a free man.
425
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,821
Well, the fact is, I mean, Conrad
Murray walked the streets for months.
426
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,460
LATIBEAUDIERE: So you're saying
you think Logan Echolls did it.
427
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,544
I'm saying that I wouldn't want
to be in Logan Echolls' shoes.
428
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,749
Can you name a single person who
thinks that kid is innocent?
429
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,624
VERONICA: I can name one.
430
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:57,142
So, what are you gonna
do about it, Veronica?
431
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,429
Ready to head down to the Batcave?
432
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,502
"Accessories"?
433
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,391
Was I trying to keep Dad
from looking inside?
434
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:16,302
Would labeling it "Pandora" have
seemed a little, what, I don't know...
435
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,541
operatic?
436
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:27,106
Haven't you spent nine years
figuring out exactly who you are?
437
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,386
Hasn't your life been better
since giving this up?
438
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,951
Getting out of Neptune?
439
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,991
It was an iniquitous
hellhole when you left.
440
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,871
And from the look of things,
it's only gotten more corrupt.
441
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:42,344
Everything you worked for
is right in from' of you.
442
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,871
Solid relationship...
443
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,624
quality job prospects...
444
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,306
a low-profile existence.
445
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,783
Or does all that just bore the
shit out of you, Veronica?
446
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,465
VERONICA: It's just a couple more days.
447
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,026
He needs my help.
448
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:01,508
You said you were gonna be
swamped with work anyway.
449
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,263
MAN ON TV: The trade deadline
approaching, this affects the league in...
450
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,870
Sticking around for a while?
451
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,628
You know, the magnetic
pull of Neptune High...
452
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,307
I'm heading out.
453
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:17,030
Yep.
454
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,661
(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
455
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,621
VERONICA: You know what?
It's a one-time deal.
456
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,863
A farewell tour, if you will.
457
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,743
Then again, you ever
hear the one...
458
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,985
about the junkie who was satisfied with
just one more taste of the good stuff?
459
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,029
You should only wear this.
460
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,503
VERONICA: Neither have I.
461
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,780
That one.
462
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,869
LOGAN: Really? Not what I was expecting.
463
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,909
Not the big house.
464
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,791
It's Unit B according
to county tax records.
465
00:24:56,840 --> 00:25:00,387
My guess is, it's the
garage apartment out back.
466
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,551
I wanna get inside.
467
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,708
Specifically, I wanna
get on her computer.
468
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,306
See if, A, she's the one who
sent you that e-mail...
469
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,822
and, B, if she had anything to do with
those videos from inside Carrie's house.
470
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,142
I think we would have
noticed her filming us.
471
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,308
You found her hiding
in Carrie's closet?
472
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,508
She could have hidden
a camera anywhere.
473
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,584
A stuffed animal nanny
cam, flowers always work.
474
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,947
My dad has a trucker hat
that's rigged with a camera.
475
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,630
Flowers.
476
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,827
That's how she got in.
477
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:29,343
We were having a party.
She came over delivering flowers.
478
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,670
We lost track of her in the chaos.
479
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:36,064
You think there might have been a key lying
around when you found Ruby in the closet?
480
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,905
She used it to break in
and electrocute Carrie?
481
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,540
No, it's a walled and gated
subdivision on the marina.
482
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:45,467
Lots of celebrity homeowners.
Former Mossad agents patrolling the grounds.
483
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,949
Why did you go over
there that night?
484
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,663
The tabloids say you
broke up with her...
485
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,426
when you found out she was
hooking up with that bozo, Sean.
486
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,584
Dick saw a tweet that night saying
Carrie was showing up at the 09er.
487
00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:00,746
She'd been 10 weeks sober, so I texted her
saying, "You sure that's a good idea?"
488
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,789
She calls me back,
starts railing on me.
489
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:06,547
Later, she texts saying she's having a
moment of weakness and needed my help.
490
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,943
So like any good sponsor, you go?
491
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,108
Am I doing this now?
492
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,787
Fine.
493
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,700
LOGAN: I checked in at the gate.
494
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:22,069
I'd been there enough they
knew me. They just let me in.
495
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,503
I'd been to Carrie's
house a hundred times.
496
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,304
(ALARM WAILING)
497
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,550
I knew her alarm code.
498
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,351
Everyone knew her code,
but this time it didn't work.
499
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,030
Carrie?
500
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,103
Now, the alarm goes off.
501
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,466
Then the phone starts ringing.
502
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,667
(PHONE RINGING)
503
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,265
I knew it was the guard gate...
504
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:41,467
Carrie!
505
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,861
But I didn't know the code word.
506
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,987
She's not in her bedroom.
507
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,151
Then I see her
bathroom door's open.
508
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,981
I walk in and there
she is in the tub.
509
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:56,985
I reach for her.
510
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,911
Next thing I know I'm
being read my rights.
511
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,822
- You didn't see the extension cord?
- No.
512
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,822
VERONICA:
All right. We should get moving.
513
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,381
Your car doesn't exactly blend.
514
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:22,341
(SINGING)
Holding my breath.
515
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,424
VERONICA: What are the odds?
Bonnie's first chart-topping hit...
516
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,264
seems to be all about drowning...
517
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:28,990
and she's found dead
in her bathtub.
518
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:33,549
I can taste all my secrets.
519
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,987
What's the largest capacity
memory stick we own?
520
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,064
Aw. You wrote that on my
first Father's Day card.
521
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,940
I've got a 256 gig.
522
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,909
Can I borrow it?
523
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,745
Thing holds, like,
75,000 snapshots.
524
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,301
You must really be
reconnecting with old friends.
525
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:53,384
I shoot RAW, man.
It's a real memory hog.
526
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,586
Do you know what you're
doing here, honey?
527
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,424
The evidence paints
a clear picture.
528
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:02,346
I know Logan has his qualities,
but there's a darkness to that kid.
529
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,468
I know what I'm doing.
530
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:19,900
Hi there.
531
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,062
- Are you Mrs. Barnes?
- I am.
532
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,904
My name is Pam Martin.
533
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,506
I am a location scout
for a movie...
534
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,231
and the script calls for
a garage apartment.
535
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:33,430
I was hoping you might let me take a
look at yours and shoot some pictures.
536
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,026
What's the movie?
537
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,581
It's called The Silver Fox.
538
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,028
It's Clint Eastwood,
starring and directing.
539
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,901
You know, my son-in-law
does Mr. Eastwood's taxes.
540
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,188
What a wonderful coincidence.
541
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,469
VERONICA: It's hardly surprising
there's no record of a Ruby Jetson...
542
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,907
prior to her first
Neptune utility bill.
543
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,829
The name sounds made-up.
544
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,341
A way to feel one degree
closer to her idol.
545
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:04,061
Did she arrive in Neptune hoping
to pal around with Bonnie?
546
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,506
Become Bonnie?
547
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,504
Become famous by killing Bonnie?
548
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,101
Yahtzee.
549
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,830
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
550
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,541
Production.
551
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,465
MAN OVER PHONE: Uh, yeah. I just
got a call from my mother-in-law...
552
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:34,670
and she says Clint Eastwood wants
to shoot a movie in her backyard.
553
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,187
Well, is your
mother-in-law in Neptune?
554
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:40,230
Because our location scouts
are in Neptune today.
555
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:44,146
I know for a fact Clint Eastwood
isn't shooting a movie in Neptune.
556
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,985
Look, I don't know what's
going on here, but...
557
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,391
VERONICA: Buried treasure.
558
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,827
The good old Neptune High yearbook.
559
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:59,782
I suppose this would be a collector's
item for Bonnie's biggest fan.
560
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:06,351
"D. Pugh. Don't let the bastards get
you down. Shine your light. Carrie."
561
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,989
The future Bonnie De Ville herself.
562
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,501
So who is this "D. Pugh"?
563
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,425
No way.
564
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,344
Ruby Jetson.
565
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,023
Ha, ha. Like that's a valid excuse.
566
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,227
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
567
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,587
Man. Excuse me one sec.
Give me a minute.
568
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:33,830
- Don't you know I'm at work?
- Hey, buddy. I need a favor.
569
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,347
Can you get me a student's
permanent file?
570
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,310
You do realize that I'm a
teacher now, Veronica.
571
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,586
An educator.
572
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,549
This is a position
of responsibility.
573
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:46,466
So you're saying it's gonna be super-easy.
Good. I did not want to put you out.
574
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,463
- Veronica.
- Ugh.
575
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,622
It's not even a current student.
576
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,111
That does not make it okay.
577
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,870
(CAR DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES)
578
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,705
Name's Della Pugh. She was a
junior when we were seniors.
579
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,225
- You're the best.
- Veronica...
580
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,387
Shit.
581
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,061
(BEEPS)
582
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,624
Balboa County Sheriff's Department.
I.D. please, ma'am.
583
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,106
Perfect timing.
584
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,467
Can I get you to step by
this window real quick?
585
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,708
Can you just look out?
Gorgeous profile.
586
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,199
- Put your hands behind your back.
- We need to see some I.D.
587
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,543
Okay, but pensive, like you got a
big decision weighing on your mind.
588
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,145
Yes. Perfect.
589
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,064
SACKS: Veronica Mars?
590
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,786
Deputy Sacks.
591
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,749
Kudos for rocking the 'stache
till it came back in style.
592
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,302
You made bail, Veronica.
593
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,791
Veronica, my, how you've grown.
594
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,506
Seems like only yesterday you
could have been tried as a minor.
595
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,741
Clifford.
596
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:58,144
Seeing as you spent all that time in law school,
you know breaking and entering is a felony.
597
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,985
Come on. I learned that
way before law school.
598
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,268
I knew the felonies before
I knew the state capitals.
599
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:07,186
You probably also know, then, that
convicted felons don't take the bar exam.
600
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,545
Sorry if I don't think you
blowing up your life is a joke.
601
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,781
LAMB: Keith Mars!
602
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,183
Bailing his daughter out
of jail. This I had to see.
603
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,189
Sacks, get out your phone.
604
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,946
I think we just got our
Sheriff TwitPic of the Day.
605
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,426
Seriously?
606
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,584
- We're just leaving, sheriff.
- So, uh, what is it?
607
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,823
You look fit. Not your
typical junkie B&E.
608
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:31,308
- Veronica is friends with the Echolls kid.
- LAMB: Of course she is.
609
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,509
- You must be very proud.
- You don't want to go down that path.
610
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,591
And what path is that?
611
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,863
The path where you say things regarding
my daughter that I don't like.
612
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,990
The thing is Veronica's actually
a really resourceful girl.
613
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,342
- Woman.
- LAMB: How resourceful can she be, Sacks?
614
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,588
- You busted her.
- Veronica?
615
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:49,787
(CHUCKLES)
616
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,305
This is who you picked up?
617
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,741
Oh, my God. Hilarious, girlfriend.
618
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,870
I know, girlfriend. Isn't it?
619
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,063
This one is always
playing pranks on me.
620
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,501
She's good. It's like George
Clooney and his friends.
621
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,311
Have you heard the one about him
crapping in his buddy's cat box?
622
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:05,666
- I love it.
- Right?
623
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:10,951
- So, what was it gonna be this time?
- I was gonna go with...
624
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,104
the old aluminum vibrator
in your carry-on.
625
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,944
Ugh. Bitch.
626
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,945
You two are friends?
627
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,102
Fast friends. BFFs.
628
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,946
If both Miss Jetson and the court agree not
to press charges, Veronica's free to go.
629
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,261
The court is only involved if there's an
intent to commit a crime. There wasn't.
630
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:31,590
So the B&E is considered an illegal
trespass, a misdemeanor...
631
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:36,951
leaving the charges entirely in the hands
of the victim, I.e., Ruby, I.e., my BFF.
632
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,625
(RUBY CLICKS TONGUE)
633
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,868
What she said.
634
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,749
So, girlfriend, what are you up to?
635
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,267
Where I come from, they
just say "thank you."
636
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,549
No, they don't. You went to
Neptune High, Della Pugh.
637
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,145
I found you in the yearbook.
638
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:57,624
You know, at the end of my freshman
year, I tried out for the dance team.
639
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,221
I got cut. And you were
supposed to be the nice one.
640
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,509
So I came to you and said, "What do
I need to do to make the squad?"
641
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,748
And you know what you said to me?
642
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,665
"Dance better."
643
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:12,306
So why did you bail
me out of this jam?
644
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,623
Because you have
something that I want.
645
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,544
(LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYING NEARBY)
646
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,910
Everything in my life
has led to this moment.
647
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:27,865
Did she need to be here?
648
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,506
I'm the designated driver.
That's the deal.
649
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,948
- Evening, miss.
- Just give me a sec to adjust.
650
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,711
I forgot my panties.
651
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,670
So this is happening.
652
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:43,184
You understand how much trouble I'd be
in if she chooses to press charges.
653
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:46,469
I've let her draw hearts on my upper
thigh for the last 10 minutes.
654
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,469
So, yeah, I get the stakes.
655
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:49,986
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
656
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,142
MAN 1: Hey, Logan,
is that your new girlfriend?
657
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:53,944
- Whoa.
- Hey.
658
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,023
MAN 2: You gonna kill
this one too, lieutenant?
659
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,542
- Right this way, Mr. Echolls.
- Thanks.
660
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,111
Thank you.
661
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,109
I was with them, so...
662
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,584
VERONICA: Of course Ruby
chose the 09er for her date.
663
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:11,381
When you're too old to exclude the
undesirables from your lunch table...
664
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:15,670
open a club, charge $22 for a vodka
tonic and put up a velvet rope.
665
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:18,426
Make them think this
must be heaven.
666
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,951
Yo, what's up? All alone!
667
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,909
You drinking? You want a drink?
668
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,028
I'm just kidding. Heh.
669
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,909
Yo, see that guy over there?
670
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,505
That's my boy, Broyden.
671
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,624
And he was looking at you...
672
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,784
and you made him
premature in his pants.
673
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,908
Also, because he thinks
you're really cool.
674
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,904
- He's a good guy, honestly.
- Fuck off.
675
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,506
MAN: If you've never been
heli-skiing, you never really skied.
676
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,424
I've got a place up in Whistler.
677
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,060
I'll take you up there
with me. Fly you up.
678
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,024
There we go. Come on, smile.
679
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,346
Just one little smile. Not gonna smile?
You have a boyfriend?
680
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,868
Is he here? What's he do? I'm in
hedge funds. What's this guy do?
681
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:03,024
He's a hit man. He kills
people for money.
682
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,228
Can I get a Diet Pepsi?
683
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,828
He's actually looking to invest.
Do you have a card?
684
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,104
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
685
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,150
(GAGS)
686
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,270
I just need a break.
687
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:40,027
Apparently, uh, coming to a club
alone is just asking for it.
688
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,229
Oh, God, are too many boys
hitting on you? Poor thing.
689
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,831
Do you wanna tell me why you
broke into my place, huh?
690
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,902
Well, Bonniefan23,
you sent an e-mail...
691
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:55,384
implying that Bonnie's death had the upside
of making Mr. Echolls here available to you.
692
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,469
Don't try and deny it.
I know it's true.
693
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,702
You were caught hiding
in Bonnie's closet.
694
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,581
And you have, what we in the trade
call, a "crazy-ass murderer wall."
695
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,031
It's a technical term.
696
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,024
Most people think I'm the one
sitting at a table with a murderer.
697
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,429
No offense, I know you loved her,
and you took such good care of her.
698
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,742
I'm just saying, one of us
has an airtight alibi...
699
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,824
and the other was found passed
out next to Bonnie's body, so...
700
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,869
What's your airtight alibi?
701
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:23,906
Well, I was outside of this very club
with, like, 30 other velvet-rope rejects.
702
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,789
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
703
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,942
I need to take this.
704
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:36,270
I really don't think that you should
trust her. She seems kind of skeezy.
705
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,421
(CHUCKLES)
706
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,599
- This is Veronica.
- GAYLE OVER PHONE: Veronica.
707
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,270
Hi, it's Gayle Buckley.
708
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,747
I'm so sorry to call so late.
709
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:47,985
How would you feel about coming to
work for us here at Truman-Mann?
710
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:53,302
I would feel pretty great about
that actually. Thank you.
711
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,066
We need you to start Monday.
Is that a problem?
712
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,383
Where's your date?
713
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,509
She got them to play
a Bonnie single.
714
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,709
(LIP-SYNCHING)
Awake and away we go.
715
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,107
To find it again.
716
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,109
Well, on the bright side...
717
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,388
you are not on a date
with a murderer.
718
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,821
I do take some comfort in that.
How do you know?
719
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,186
Bouncer confirmed it.
720
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:24,061
Apparently she was outside the club, and
performed Medea when the news broke.
721
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,469
So where do we go from here?
722
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,908
Back to New York, I'm afraid.
723
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:36,983
I, um... I just accepted my very
first big, grown-up lawyering job.
724
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,466
Good for you, Veronica.
725
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,504
I don't envy opposing counsel.
726
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:47,266
I really wanted to see this through
with you. To find Carrie's killer.
727
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,991
I can ease your mind there.
728
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,986
- Her dad did it.
- I'm listening.
729
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,349
You know that new tattoo she got?
The Japanese symbol for serendipity?
730
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,788
That's the name of her dad's firm.
The dad she fired as her manager.
731
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,342
She knew he was gonna try to kill her,
she implicated him before the fact.
732
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:04,951
Her dad was in London.
733
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,506
I checked.
734
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:08,981
Last theory:
735
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,587
Something awful from Bonnie's
past has come back to haunt her.
736
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,391
Have you guys even
listened to her new album?
737
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,345
Confessional?
738
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:25,268
The whole thing is about coming clean.
She's racked with guilt.
739
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,071
She went to Catholic school
until the tenth grade.
740
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,667
And she changed her
name from Bishop.
741
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,385
You get what I'm saying.
742
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,586
Not a clue.
743
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,669
She boned a priest.
744
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:41,461
She was on the verge of telling the
world, the Catholic church silenced her.
745
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,466
What?
746
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,220
Sweet dreams.
747
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,062
I am so sorry.
748
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,183
And so grateful. Heh.
749
00:39:58,240 --> 00:39:59,387
Don't be.
750
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,666
I was into it.
751
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:03,027
We're going skating next week.
752
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:08,986
Veronica, you flew across
the country to help me.
753
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,628
This was easy.
754
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,906
Um, we're going out to
dinner tomorrow night.
755
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,461
You should come. Me, Mac, Wallace.
756
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,867
My whole fan club?
757
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,028
No, I don't think so.
758
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,591
So you're not going to the
reunion either, then?
759
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:33,780
I circled that date in my calendar
10 years ago and vowed to skip it.
760
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:39,300
You need a ride to the airport?
761
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,827
Promised that to my dad.
762
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,907
I guess this is it.
763
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,386
We should take the long way home.
764
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,864
VERONICA: Do I get a chip for this?
765
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,540
Pouring the drink.
766
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:23,826
Swishing it.
767
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,141
Smelling it.
768
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,429
Leaving the bar
without taking a sip?
769
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,789
Is this what getting
clean feels like?
770
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,430
(SIGHS)
771
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,343
My daughter, the big-shot
New York lawyer.
772
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,463
You're gonna have your own office.
773
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:51,906
You have your own office.
774
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,710
You'll be respected.
775
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,828
You're respected.
776
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,387
- You're the George Bailey of Neptune.
- Ha.
777
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:03,625
You know the difference between
a lawyer and a prostitute?
778
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,067
A prostitute stops screwing
you when you're dead.
779
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,030
I got a million of them.
780
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,342
Tell me one private detective joke.
781
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,430
Uh...
782
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,143
- I thought so.
- No. Okay, smart guy.
783
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,109
Which one of these
goes over better?
784
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,944
"Dad, I'm marrying a lawyer"...
785
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,307
or "Dad, I'm marrying
a private dick"?
786
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,349
Okay, no one says "dick" anymore.
787
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:28,346
But what's the difference between a
porcupine and lawyers in a Porsche?
788
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,269
On a porcupine...
789
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,548
the pricks are on the outside.
790
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,190
And a howdy-do to you.
791
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,986
- What's up, V?
- VERONICA: Wow, you guys look good.
792
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,427
You've been to Mama
Leone's before, right?
793
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,902
It's laminated menus and
"I Heart Lobster" bibs.
794
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,188
Hey, I've got something
to show you.
795
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:48,503
Look, this is from the
talent show our senior year.
796
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,583
The video yearbook
advisor let me see it.
797
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:53,260
That one is Carrie Bishop. I don't
know who this other girl is.
798
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:54,706
(BOTH SINGING)
799
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:58,031
It's Susan Knight.
Carrie's best friend.
800
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,387
Also dead, strangely enough.
Boating accident...
801
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,020
the year I left for Stanford.
Why are you showing me this?
802
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:04,507
You'll see.
803
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,510
Della Pugh, the girl whose
file you asked me to dig up...
804
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:08,827
Come again?
805
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:10,546
Ignore the dick.
806
00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:11,867
WALLACE: Check this out.
807
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,909
Talent show the year
after we graduated.
808
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,062
She does the same duet, solo.
809
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:17,506
Then when people boo...
810
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,549
I'm gonna burn this place down!
811
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,549
They didn't let her
come back to school.
812
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,749
She had to take all her
finals as take-home tests.
813
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,504
But her alibi is solid.
814
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:34,710
I don't know, let's mull this over
while we're wearing lobster bibs.
815
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,942
Um, actually...
816
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,943
KEITH: When Number One
Daughter was young...
817
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,501
her skills were sharp
like blade of sword.
818
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:47,746
Now, brain dull,
like blade of plow.
819
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,068
- Heh.
- What the f...?
820
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,229
No.
821
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:55,384
Yes, ma'am. We are
going to the reunion.
822
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,063
No, I'm not going.
And you can't make me.
823
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:00,426
WALLACE: You have to go.
824
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,182
We've arranged for Piz to fly in.
825
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,586
It's our gift to you.
826
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:07,910
Surprise.
827
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,142
(CHATTERING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
828
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:11,870
WOMAN: Pirates!
829
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,869
ALL: Ahoy!
830
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,706
We're here because...
831
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,904
Because you're a high-powered
New York City lawyer now.
832
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,062
You should rub that in
these people's faces.
833
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,621
And because Alexis
Link said that, uh...
834
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:29,063
if we were still single in
10 years we'd get creative.
835
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,382
And there she is now.
836
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,060
Hey. As a high school
nerd success story...
837
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:40,509
it is a moral imperative that
I take my own victory lap.
838
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,383
Ahoy.
839
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:53,542
- VERONICA: In a lesser known epic poem,
- DANTE'S INFERNO 2: Hell Freezes Over...
840
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:57,500
10 years after escaping the
nine circles, Dante returns.
841
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,628
You know, for old times' sake.
842
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,624
Have a couple shots,
catch up with the gang...
843
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:04,390
Name?
844
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,269
VERONICA: See if Lucifer's still a bitch.
845
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,026
- Veronica Mars.
- MADISON: No way.
846
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:13,265
You look so different.
I barely recognize you.
847
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,708
Really? This look of disdain
isn't ringing any bells?
848
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,864
Let me try looking like
I think you're an asshole.
849
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,385
Wow.
850
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:25,226
You are still a total
loser with no class.
851
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,821
How not shocking.
852
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,864
Class is still clearly a
guiding force in your life.
853
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,387
- I'm shocked you even came to this.
- VERONICA: Is that so?
854
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,985
I knew you'd be here.
855
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:41,030
Tell the truth, you've been sitting
there since graduation, haven't you?
856
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,261
(CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY)
857
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,942
Don't worry about her.
858
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,511
(CHATTERING)
859
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,948
They really should have a
bar right by the entrance.
860
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,828
You can do this, champ.
861
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,342
Oh, look who it is!
862
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,508
Most Likely to Blog
and Class Buzzkill.
863
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,741
Or was it Cutest Smile?
864
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,506
Best Personality. You are
just who I was looking for...
865
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,583
Most-Likely-to-Know-Where-
I-Can-Find-the-Bar.
866
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:08,310
Well, look no further, pilgrim.
867
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,390
(DICK MIMICS EXPLOSION)
868
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:12,746
- Gross.
- No.
869
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,902
- What?
- No, no, no, I just feel bad for her.
870
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,946
- You know what I mean?
- Oh, my God, Veronica Mars.
871
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,027
- Hi, Gia.
- So many mixed emotions right now.
872
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,660
I kind of hated you, like,
a lot, but I don't anymore.
873
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:28,182
I'm trying to remember my progress.
Blaming you for telling the world...
874
00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:32,425
that my dad was a pedophile is what my
therapist calls "misplaced aggression," so...
875
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:36,062
Basically, we're totally cool.
Just so you know. Hi, by the way.
876
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:37,585
- You look great.
- Thank you.
877
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,901
Drop by my place while you're
in town. We have to hang.
878
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:43,308
Wait. Come to my after-party.
You have to, I mean it. And you...
879
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,831
Um...
880
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:46,630
You should come too, friend.
881
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,626
- Wow. That hair.
- Ha, ha. Gia, Gia. Stu's gonna get a plane.
882
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,670
Okay, I'm not screwing around.
Where's the bar in this joint?
883
00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:55,822
I'll find us a table.
884
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,347
- BARTENDER: Here you go.
- VERONICA: Thanks.
885
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,231
Oh-ho! No way. How random is this?
886
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:02,461
- Corny!
- Dude!
887
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,304
- How's it hanging, brah?
- Aw.
888
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,225
You know, I'm doing my deal,
taking time for what's mine.
889
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,781
I've been making these
duct tape wallets.
890
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,989
- Pulling in kasheesh selling them on Etsy.
- Wow.
891
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:16,542
CORNY: Yeah. Um, I make some out
of maps, if you're interested.
892
00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:19,786
Um... Totally. Uh...
893
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:23,826
- You know what, I need to say hi to...
- CORNY: Oh, go, go. Peace.
894
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,671
- VERONICA: Is that Weevil Navarro in slacks?
- Hey.
895
00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:27,946
You're hugging me.
896
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,421
Please don't make me look
bad in front of my wife.
897
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,665
- Your what?
- Yeah.
898
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:35,630
This is my wife, Jade. Heh.
899
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,021
- Hi, I'm Veronica.
- Oh.
900
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,702
- Hi. It's so nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
901
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,511
- And, uh, this, this is, uh...
- Sorry.
902
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,662
This is Valentina.
903
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,665
- Shut up.
- She's 3.
904
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:55,309
I'm attending tea parties at
doll stores. This kid rules me.
905
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:56,985
MADISON: Any Pirates in the house?
906
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,187
ALL: Ahoy!
907
00:47:58,240 --> 00:47:59,785
That's what I'm talking about.
908
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,582
I hear she's the pole cardio
instructor to the stars.
909
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,141
So hot wife, cute kid.
910
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,587
This is not the Weevil that I know.
911
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,504
And, uh, I own my own shop now.
912
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,784
And I haven't been on my bike
since Valentina was born.
913
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,510
(MADISON SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
914
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:18,460
MADISON: To remember those of
us who are no longer around...
915
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:19,826
WEEVIL: Well, I'll be damned.
916
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,226
Please turn your attention
to the screen...
917
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:26,065
as we say goodbye to old friends.
918
00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:28,151
Shelly.
919
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,389
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
920
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,144
Felix Toombs.
921
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,381
- Hey, Sean, how you doing, man?
- MADISON: Meg Manning.
922
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:43,262
Some pretty interesting pictures you
got there. You think that's funny?
923
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,548
MADISON: Rhonda Landers.
924
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:49,031
What happened to getting
creative with Alexis Link?
925
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,587
Carrie Bishop.
926
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:55,301
MAN: Murderer!
927
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,462
(MURMURING)
928
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,585
MADISON: Susan Knight.
929
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,940
Okay, now I remember Susan Knight.
930
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,464
Oh, my God.
931
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,384
Logan!
932
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:24,501
"Serendipity,"
Carrie's new tattoo...
933
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:28,546
was the name of the boat they were on
the night Carrie's best friend drowned.
934
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,907
And Carrie's new album,
Confessional?
935
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,791
"Try drowning all our
memories tonight"?
936
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,465
Something happened on that boat.
937
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:39,944
- Yeah? You sound like Ruby.
- Carrie couldn't keep the secret anymore.
938
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:43,263
She was unraveling,
and whoever killed Carrie...
939
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,343
did it to shut her up.
940
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,389
So who else was on
the boat that night?
941
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:51,147
- There was Carrie, Stu Cobbler, Dick.
- Dick?
942
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:54,349
Yeah. Dick, Gia Goodman,
Luke Haldeman. That crowd.
943
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,741
You ever talk about what
happened that night with Carrie?
944
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,026
Yeah, once.
945
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:01,229
She curled up in a fetal position,
didn't speak the rest of the night.
946
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,987
Biggest Success Story goes to...
947
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:06,471
Patti Jackson...
948
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:11,109
for starting her own line of
natural hair-care products.
949
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,707
Hey! My people. This must
be the good-time table.
950
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,943
- Hey, my brother! What's going on, man?
- What's up, man?
951
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,671
- How are you?
- So 10-year reunion.
952
00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:24,791
I want some Kylie Minogue, some Pussycat
Dolls, maybe some solo Rob Thomas.
953
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:26,544
I've had a few drinks on the plane.
954
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,589
Shh. Where's Veronica?
955
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:32,665
The award for Coming
the Longest goes to...
956
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,464
Veronica Mars.
957
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:37,590
(SEXY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(CROWD GASPING)
958
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:41,423
Get that off. Get that off now!
959
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:45,542
- So, what brought you here tonight?
- I was gonna ask you the same.
960
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,742
I was kidnapped. You?
961
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:52,701
Pictures of Carrie doing lines of coke showed
up on Sean Friedrich's Instagram feed today.
962
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:54,464
I knew he'd be here tonight.
963
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:58,750
I explained to him that it would be best for
him if those came down and no more appeared.
964
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,028
Logan, you are suspected of murder.
965
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:02,830
- You have to be smart.
- Yeah.
966
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:05,665
Veronica. You need to
get back inside now.
967
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,871
Piz is here, and he's
wondering where you are.
968
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,507
And that is not the worst of it.
969
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,985
Neptune High.
What do you think so far?
970
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:34,269
It actually does sit
on a Hellmouth.
971
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,950
(MEN GRUNTING)
972
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:49,231
- Piznarski, no.
- This is what men do, right?
973
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,585
(MUSIC STOPS)
974
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:01,629
(GRUNTING)
975
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:04,990
- What do we do?
- Get to an exit.
976
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:14,870
Welcome to the V.C., bitch!
977
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,142
(FIRE ALARM RINGING)
(ALL SHRIEKING AND SHOUTING)
978
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:33,511
MADISON: Veronica!
979
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:36,226
You must be so proud.
980
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:38,986
Just because you were
an unpopular bitch...
981
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,620
you had to ruin it
for everybody else.
982
00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:43,822
- I'd stop there.
- Oh, would you?
983
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:48,027
What are you gonna do,
use your stun gun on me?
984
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,228
Don't you think that's
gotten a bit old?
985
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:55,548
Original enough for you?
986
00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:58,903
This is absurd. The school district
is on the hook for the deposit.
987
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:00,789
How did this happen?
988
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,507
Never mind.
989
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,547
Hey, Mr. C. You miss me yet?
990
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,941
It's been 10 years of peace
and quiet, Veronica.
991
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,670
If you like that sort of thing.
992
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,189
Veronica.
993
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,623
It's been...
994
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:17,827
boring.
995
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:22,865
(GROANS)
996
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,462
Yeah, buddy.
997
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:26,786
(PIZ SIGHS)
998
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,465
Wanna hit an after-party?
999
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:31,464
Oh, but I'm having
so much fun here.
1000
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:36,268
- Yeah, I think I'll skedaddle.
- That's probably wise.
1001
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,070
Hey, thanks for jumping in, Piz.
1002
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,700
Oh, sure, sure.
1003
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,463
Logan gonna be at this after-party?
1004
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,349
Nope.
1005
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:47,945
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
1006
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,670
'Cause this is a stickup.
1007
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:53,029
It's time to give up
I'm takin' over tonight.
1008
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:54,585
So put your hands in the air.
1009
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:57,027
VERONICA:
Sure, it looks like I'm having fun.
1010
00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:00,866
But even my alkie mom knew how to
put on a show to hide her disease.
1011
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:04,428
She could PTA with the best of them,
but her mind was never far...
1012
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,390
from that bit of liquid
courage she kept handy.
1013
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,544
I adore these three people,
but there's a case to be solved.
1014
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:12,100
(MUSIC)
So shut up and dance.
1015
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:15,867
VERONICA: There are people in this room
with information I want and don't have.
1016
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,501
Dick at 2 o'clock.
1017
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:22,947
Gia and Luke at 6.
1018
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:26,103
Cobb by the buffet.
1019
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,625
And until I get it...
1020
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:31,341
they are the proverbial
flask in my purse.
1021
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,470
I mean, all the fighting
and the dancing.
1022
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:38,067
Living in an old Michael Jackson
music video, it's exhausting.
1023
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,188
Somebody needs a tasty beverage.
1024
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:42,183
- Mm-hm.
- They're making drinks with kumquats.
1025
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:45,549
Would you like me to
procure one for you?
1026
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,111
You would do that for me?
1027
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,467
I live to serve.
1028
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,270
Farewell, my concubine.
1029
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:54,390
- And I'll take a Bud. Thanks for asking.
- And an Old Grand-Dad.
1030
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,271
The bourbon. Not some old guy.
1031
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:00,625
Words With Friends?
1032
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,465
Some people just call it texting.
1033
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:08,424
I wanna ask you about the
night Susan Knight died.
1034
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:12,304
Heh. Of course you do.
It's a party.
1035
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:16,990
The memorial video got me thinking.
I've never really heard what happened.
1036
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:18,747
(SIGHS)
1037
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:22,700
I have told this story about
10 zillion times, but okay.
1038
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,109
We were partying on
Carrie's dad's boat.
1039
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,308
We all got hammered,
because it turns out...
1040
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:30,430
it's pretty boring partying on
a boat after about 15 minutes.
1041
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:34,744
Woke up the next morning and everyone is
freaking out because they can't find Susan.
1042
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,983
Ripped the boat apart
looking for her...
1043
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,108
but she was gone-zo.
1044
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:44,740
Last time I saw Susan, she was blowing
chunks over the side of the boat.
1045
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,470
She must've slipped and fell off.
1046
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,711
I heard later that she
couldn't swim for shit.
1047
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,511
What a nightmare.
1048
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:52,991
I can't imagine.
1049
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:55,871
Must have been awful when you
figured out she was missing.
1050
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,991
I had to go to therapy for
post-traumatic stress.
1051
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:00,825
I still can't go on a boat.
1052
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:02,750
Or smell schnapps.
1053
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,744
It was awful. It was, uh...
We drank a shit-ton of booze...
1054
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:11,822
and we all woke up, we were really
hungover, panicked out of our minds.
1055
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:13,824
It was a crazy night.
1056
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:17,189
Ooh, what crazy night
are we talking about?
1057
00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:20,901
Veronica was just asking about the
night that Susan fell overboard.
1058
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:24,781
I hired a mixologist, Veronica.
Now is not the time.
1059
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,988
And no mention? I mean...
1060
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:28,630
You guys are getting married?
1061
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:31,147
In three months and two days.
Son of a congressman.
1062
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:33,502
He's his dad's chief
of staff now...
1063
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,424
but he's got his eye on the prize.
1064
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:36,820
Sorry to interrupt. Uh...
1065
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:40,143
You're running low on ice. I'll run
over to my place and get some.
1066
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:43,190
Can you bring back wine
and aspirin too, please?
1067
00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:44,626
Yeah.
1068
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:49,909
Hey, I'm really sorry about Carrie, Gia.
I know you all were friends.
1069
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:53,550
Not just friends. She was gonna
be one of my bridesmaids.
1070
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:57,261
Yeah, Gia was the last person
to see her other than, uh...
1071
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:58,986
you know. Ahem.
1072
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:02,064
If she had just been on time for
once, she'd still be alive.
1073
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:07,509
- WALLACE: Ha, ha.
- And you thought I wasn't listening.
1074
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,742
See? I told you she
didn't join a cult.
1075
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:12,825
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
1076
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:14,425
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
1077
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,509
(MEN SHOUTING AND CHEERING)
1078
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,985
MAN 1: Get back in your car.
1079
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,463
MAN 2: You're gonna get hurt, old man.
1080
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,027
I'm lost. Don't you get that?
1081
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,501
The navigation led me out here.
1082
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:51,823
They're gonna murder me, or worse!
1083
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:53,380
- Hey, do you want some help?
- Aah!
1084
00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,744
(TIRES SQUEALING)
1085
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,345
(GRUNTING)
1086
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:09,505
(PHONE RINGS)
1087
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,786
- Hello?
- MAN ON RECORDING: Your cab has arrived.
1088
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,062
Your cab has arrived.
1089
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,222
- Veronica?
- VERONICA: Yeah?
1090
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,500
Cab's here. I thought I was
taking you to the airport.
1091
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:23,747
PIZ: Cab's for me.
1092
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,109
Veronica's sticking around town a
little bit longer. Good to see you.
1093
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:28,705
- Stosh?
- STOSH: Hey.
1094
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,306
I'm onto something, Dad. It's big.
1095
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,946
And you were in there? All night?
1096
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:38,227
Did Veronica not show you our fine
selection of couches? That baby folds out.
1097
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:39,546
The walls here are thin.
1098
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:43,182
But our tantric lovemaking is remarkable
for its stillness and tranquility.
1099
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:46,423
She passed out. Nothing happened.
1100
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:47,986
I'm gonna go get my cab.
1101
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:57,221
The new job just gave me
a couple more days...
1102
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:00,429
so I will be back by the time
your parents get to the city.
1103
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:02,191
Okay, fair warning...
1104
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:03,546
I've oversold you.
1105
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,983
They don't think I could have landed a
creature such as the one I've described.
1106
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,188
Don't they know their
son's a sexual sharknado?
1107
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:14,141
Ha, ha. Uh, hasn't come up yet. I've been
waiting for the perfect moment, so...
1108
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:16,742
- Bye.
- Bye.
1109
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:19,751
(PIZ CLEARS THROAT)
1110
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,425
(CAR STARTS)
1111
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:32,062
Cliff just called from the hospital.
Celeste Kane shot Weevil Navarro.
1112
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:33,984
She's claiming self-defense.
1113
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:37,861
- Weevil just regained consciousness.
- I'm coming with you.
1114
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:41,860
Celeste Kane's statement
says her car broke down...
1115
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:43,909
and she was accosted by
the motorcycle gang.
1116
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:45,949
She claims she was terrified.
1117
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,546
Then she says Mr.
Navarro approached her car...
1118
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:51,584
rapped on the window with a
Beretta and said, "Time to party."
1119
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:52,821
That's when she fired.
1120
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:54,664
Please get this case dismissed...
1121
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:57,824
before anybody believes the words
"time to party" came out of my mouth.
1122
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:01,223
- Did you have a gun out, Eli?
- I haven't touched a gun in years.
1123
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,508
Oh, police gave me this.
1124
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:06,630
It's a gun reported stolen from a
house in Weevil's neighborhood.
1125
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:10,023
That the police clearly
confiscated and planted on him.
1126
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:12,302
Weevil's record has been
spotless for five years.
1127
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,384
Meanwhile, this is my 11th
client in the past six months...
1128
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:18,749
claiming that the sheriff's department
planted contraband on them.
1129
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:21,708
You have a serial
number on that gun?
1130
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,906
So if we're to believe
this police report...
1131
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:29,463
Weevil left the reunion, dropped off his
foxy wife and his "Most Changed" trophy...
1132
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,742
and, still wearing his
dress shirt and slacks...
1133
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,585
teamed up with the motorcycle
gang he left a decade ago...
1134
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,142
to harass the richest divorcée
in Southern California?
1135
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:41,383
Well, when you say it like that,
I start to see some holes in it.
1136
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:44,862
I'm gonna talk to some of those gang kids.
See if any will come forward.
1137
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:47,307
See if there's a Beretta
registered to Celeste Kane.
1138
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:49,224
Veronica.
1139
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:51,303
I have this. It's my case.
1140
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:54,066
You already have a job.
It's in New York.
1141
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:55,745
You did it, kid. You made it out.
1142
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:59,268
Don't let this town take you
down like it does everyone else.
1143
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:01,421
Didn't take you down.
1144
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:03,548
Well, love is blind.
1145
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,589
WOMAN OVER PA:
Dr. Newton to Physical Therapy.
1146
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:07,270
Dr. Newton to Physical Therapy.
1147
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:10,264
I could still get you the
names of the PCHers.
1148
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:12,184
I have someone in the
sheriff's department...
1149
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,468
who might help me if he
can work up the nerve.
1150
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:16,947
The nerve? The sheriff's
department is a joke.
1151
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,501
It's been a giant clown car
since you left office.
1152
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,704
They're dangerous, Veronica.
1153
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:25,421
Cops with swimming pools and sports cars?
They've got a good thing going.
1154
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:29,107
- I want you to stay away from them.
- Yeah, okay.
1155
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:34,388
- Just... I need one file from them.
- Veronica.
1156
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:38,431
And don't worry, I won't even go
to get it. I'll have it delivered.
1157
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:41,106
WOMAN ON PA: Dr. Loan, Dr. Harriet Loan.
1158
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:44,264
(LAMB WHISTLING "CAMPTOWN RACES")
1159
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:53,061
Hey, Sacks, do you think I need to set a
Google alert for "Sheriff Daniel Lamb?"
1160
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:56,622
I'm afraid I might be missing stuff
by just having "Sheriff Dan Lamb."
1161
01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:59,951
- Why am I even asking you?
- You have a call on Line 1.
1162
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:01,621
Martina Vasquez?
1163
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:05,782
- Channel #9's Martina Vasquez?
- Yeah. She's got some questions for you.
1164
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:09,266
(CLEARS THROAT)
1165
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:12,871
This is Sheriff Dan Lamb.
1166
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,749
VASQUEZ OVER PHONE:
Got a minute, sheriff?
1167
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:18,461
LAMB: Ha, ha. Nothing but time
for you, Miss Martina Vasquez.
1168
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:19,667
What can I do for you?
1169
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:23,950
VASQUEZ: You have something I'm
dying to get my hands on, sheriff.
1170
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,751
Well, vice versa, Miss Vasquez.
1171
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:29,546
(IN SPANISH ACCENT) I'm doing a
lengthy piece on Bonnie DeVille.
1172
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:33,062
I'd love whatever you have on the
night her best friend drowned.
1173
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,222
I understand there was
an investigation?
1174
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:39,544
Yeah. We're not really in the habit
of just handing out case files.
1175
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:43,705
I'm not in the habit of dating
cops, but I make exceptions.
1176
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,022
Do you ever make exceptions?
1177
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,343
I'll have it scanned
for you right now.
1178
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:52,505
Would you say I was a good parent?
1179
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:54,425
Great. Do you have a pen?
1180
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:55,661
Uh...
1181
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:59,588
Indeed, I do.
1182
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:06,667
Detective, there is a
woman at your desk.
1183
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:10,501
I told her not to wait there, but
she's not taking no for an answer.
1184
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:15,821
Huh.
1185
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:20,871
Excuse me, miss, can I help you?
1186
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:23,024
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Long time, deputy.
1187
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,308
I'm sorry, do we know each other?
1188
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:29,142
Leo, stop.
1189
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:33,064
It's Veronica. We used to make out.
1190
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:35,185
Which was a little sketchy...
1191
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:38,583
because you worked at the sheriff's
department and I was still in high school.
1192
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,185
No, Veronica.
1193
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:42,342
From Neptune.
1194
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:44,105
What can I do for you?
1195
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,270
Um...
1196
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,104
The Susan Knight drowning
about nine years ago.
1197
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,911
I was just hoping to ask you
a few things about it...
1198
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:56,223
because you questioned Carrie
Bishop. Do you remember?
1199
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:59,425
Heh. I'm really sorry. How do
we know each other again?
1200
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:01,145
- It was...?
- Veronica.
1201
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:02,745
Veronica. I don't
mean to be rude...
1202
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:06,141
but the first time you came around asking
me for favors, you got all dolled up.
1203
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:08,585
And you brought me a pizza.
1204
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:10,791
- You're a prick.
- I'm a prick?
1205
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:12,988
Mm-hm. You're a prick.
1206
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:16,428
I'm a prick, but also I love pizza,
and I thought, "What a gesture."
1207
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:18,901
You had that red number on,
I liked the red number.
1208
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,943
It made me think impure thoughts.
1209
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:24,110
And I feel like this is a
step backwards for us.
1210
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:26,745
There it is. By the way...
1211
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:29,307
I didn't know the FBI was
looking into the DeVille case.
1212
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:31,508
- I'm not with the FBI.
- LEO: Are you sure?
1213
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:34,425
I could've sworn that I heard
somewhere that you were with the FBI.
1214
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,221
- Another life, maybe.
- All right, let me see it.
1215
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:41,223
Not the pizza. I'm gonna get
into the pizza in a minute.
1216
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:45,140
This is the whole Susan Knight
case file. How'd you get this?
1217
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,183
(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)
1218
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:51,822
LEO: Yeah, when I took Carrie's statement
that night, she was a complete wreck.
1219
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:54,062
She was talking about
how it was their fault.
1220
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:57,981
How they were going to hell, how they
were supposed to take care of each other.
1221
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:00,264
And I tried to get
more specifics...
1222
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:03,185
but Luke Haldeman Senior's
lawyer showed up...
1223
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:05,541
and demanded that he speak
to all of them in private.
1224
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:09,388
That's when they all, I don't know,
decided to toe the company line.
1225
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:13,109
They were all drinking, they passed out.
They woke up, Susan was gone.
1226
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:15,945
Yeah, no body was ever found.
Never sat right with me.
1227
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:19,229
But we never had any evidence
to the contrary, so...
1228
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,943
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
1229
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:26,746
Someone on the Serendipity
killed Carrie.
1230
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:28,982
- I would bet my life on it.
- Okay.
1231
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:30,426
Gia Goodman.
1232
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:31,991
Luke Haldeman.
1233
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:33,187
Stu Cobbler.
1234
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:37,021
Your longtime companion, Dick.
1235
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:38,984
Hey, Iron Mike.
1236
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:42,980
Have you seen the Instagram feed from the
reunion? Some hilarious shots from the fight.
1237
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,591
Check out your boy, Piz.
1238
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,029
Kapow!
1239
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:50,430
Ha, ha! There's another
one back here too.
1240
01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:53,749
Hey, you didn't tell me
you and Piz were a thing.
1241
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:57,061
My love life didn't seem relevant.
1242
01:05:58,240 --> 01:05:59,387
Wait, what was that?
1243
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:01,349
Toya LaGrone's hoobity-boobities.
1244
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:03,464
- No, back one.
- DICK: Okay.
1245
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,665
- What?
- DICK: What, did you see a ghost or something?
1246
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,142
This is a police
photo of the boat...
1247
01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:23,150
the morning after Susan
Knight disappeared off of it.
1248
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:24,461
Notice anything?
1249
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:28,705
- Uh, the police photo is black-and-white.
- The anchor.
1250
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:30,181
(SIGHS)
1251
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:31,990
- Exactly.
- DICK: I don't see an anchor.
1252
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:33,471
VERONICA: Not in this one.
1253
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:35,622
Here is where it normally goes.
1254
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:38,026
Okay, so?
1255
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:42,310
So my first guess is that there is no
anchor, because it was used to make sure...
1256
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:45,350
that Susan Knight's body sunk to
the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.
1257
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:46,865
(SCOFFS)
1258
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:48,704
California has the
death penalty, Dick.
1259
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:52,420
So act like you give a damn about your friend
and tell me what really happened that night.
1260
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:54,423
I already told you, Veronica, okay?
1261
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:56,741
I don't think this has Jack
to do with Carrie's murder.
1262
01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:57,907
(CELL PHONE BUZZES)
1263
01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:01,781
I wish Logan could quit you. I'm your
friend. Are you listening to this?
1264
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:05,183
- I need your computer.
- Yeah, well, at least you asked nicely.
1265
01:07:10,894 --> 01:07:13,135
SEAN ON VIDEO: Hey, you got
any more of those cupcakes?
1266
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:14,307
You're still here?
1267
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:18,745
Why? Is your boyfriend
showing up? Heh.
1268
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:21,150
She's sitting at her makeup table.
1269
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:24,224
That angle, that's exactly where
she kept her tablet docked.
1270
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:27,270
So the feed could be coming
from the tablet camera.
1271
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:30,708
People can do that? They can spy
on you from your own tablet?
1272
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:33,864
I don't know, but I know
someone who would.
1273
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:38,548
Nobody could be spying on you from your
normal out-of-the-box tablet computer.
1274
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:40,384
But it is possible.
1275
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:45,580
Someone would have to modify a wireless
model, install additional hardware.
1276
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:46,946
It would be complicated.
1277
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:50,906
There were Galaxy tablets in the
gift bags at the MTV Music Awards.
1278
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,866
Carrie was making fun of James Franco
for trying to walk off with six.
1279
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:58,587
Franco. You guys see that Candid Camera
video of him trying on skinny jeans?
1280
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:00,230
Shit is hilarious.
1281
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:03,027
Show me.
1282
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:06,791
Well, I believe I have that
bookmarked right here.
1283
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:08,226
Sayonara, Mac.
1284
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:10,940
Let's get weird!
1285
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:12,790
(GRUNTING)
1286
01:08:19,480 --> 01:08:23,107
VERONICA: There may be six degrees between
anyone on the planet and Kevin Bacon...
1287
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:25,780
but if you're under 30 and
living in Southern California...
1288
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:28,989
you're never more than two
degrees from James Franco.
1289
01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:31,342
In this case, Dick to facialist...
1290
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:33,468
facialist to Franco's assistant.
1291
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:36,100
Then something to get that
assistant's attention.
1292
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:40,951
FRANCO: All right, let me see if
I'm understanding this correctly.
1293
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,263
You do not have in your possession pages
from Tolkien's original manuscript...
1294
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:47,788
for the Quenta Silmarillion depicting
Beren wandering into Doriath...
1295
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:50,784
and falling in love with Luthien,
the Elf king's daughter?
1296
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:52,385
- I do not.
- What?
1297
01:08:52,480 --> 01:08:54,548
- You didn't check this out, Penny?
- Yes...
1298
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:57,749
You recently attended
the MTV Movie Awards...
1299
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:01,427
and I'm fairly certain that whoever
gave out the gift bags at the awards...
1300
01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:04,424
gave tablets that were
preloaded with spy software.
1301
01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:07,231
- Really?
- You might have noticed some strange videos...
1302
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:08,984
of you circulating the Internet.
1303
01:09:09,280 --> 01:09:11,621
- How strange? Like, naked strange?
- PENNY: No.
1304
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:13,199
One of you trying
on skinny jeans...
1305
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:15,348
and one of you in your underwear
trying to list words...
1306
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:18,788
- that rhyme with orange.
- FRANCO: Yeah. It's so hard.
1307
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:22,427
Borange. Corange. Dorange.
1308
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:23,900
Well, that's not that bad.
1309
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:26,347
Penny floats in and out of frame
in a few of the videos...
1310
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:29,982
so I was hoping we could use her to
smoke out who's ever doing this.
1311
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:33,826
Or I could just play her in drag.
Hey, Penny, give me your glasses.
1312
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:39,150
Hey. So you're interested in
hidden-camera celebrity footage.
1313
01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:43,988
If you've got the cash, I've got some
hidden video I know you'll want to see.
1314
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:48,941
Meet me at the Santa Monica Pier in
one hour by the dancing gorilla.
1315
01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:52,627
Good job, Pen.
1316
01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:58,385
(LAUGHING)
1317
01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:00,349
Monkey's following you. Ha, ha!
1318
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:04,105
Of course.
1319
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:06,705
Do you work for tips?
1320
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:08,743
Here's a tip. Change professions.
1321
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:13,144
VERONICA: Vincent Van Lowe.
Neptune's second-best PI but foremost ass-hat.
1322
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:15,109
- Monkeys.
- Psst.
1323
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:18,782
Anyone looking for some
quality celebrity video?
1324
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,704
Yeah, but it better be weird.
1325
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:25,184
I don't want any more night vision footage
of James Franco adjusting his nuts.
1326
01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:28,270
We'll go back to my van.
Show me what you got.
1327
01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:32,585
Let's Go Back to My Van:
The Vinnie Van Lowe Story.
1328
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:36,187
VERONICA: Think, Vinnie,
10,000 Tequila sunrises ago.
1329
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:37,580
Oh.
1330
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:40,710
Well, if it isn't Neptune's
very own Angela Lansbury.
1331
01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:43,422
You've aged well.
1332
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,904
I hear you went legit.
1333
01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:49,109
As it turns out, I am
too legit to quit.
1334
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:51,388
I need everything you got off
Bonnie DeVille's tablet.
1335
01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:54,225
Oh. I know not of what you speak.
1336
01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:58,624
I am just a respectable businessman
trying to earn an honest dollar.
1337
01:10:58,680 --> 01:10:59,827
Give it to me, Vinnie.
1338
01:10:59,880 --> 01:11:02,870
Or I'll tell 50 Cent's security team
where they can find the guy...
1339
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:05,261
who posted video of Fiddy
baking lemon cake...
1340
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:07,827
while singing "Afternoon Delight."
1341
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:14,343
I can feel you acting like
you're not impressed.
1342
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:17,709
You should be happy for me,
V-Mars. I found my calling.
1343
01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:23,105
Oh, yeah. Nip slips.
Boozy bar exits. Bad beach bodies.
1344
01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:26,230
Do you have any idea
what People will pay...
1345
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:30,021
for a shot of a celebrity looking
stupid while eating? A lot.
1346
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:31,261
I do the circuit.
1347
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:34,185
I do the chi-chi stores and
I do the French preschools.
1348
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:36,308
If you have more than
five IMDb credits...
1349
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:40,307
you can't pick a wedgie in your backyard
without me finding out a way to get paid.
1350
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:43,869
Ha, ha. I'm the reason people
know Anne Hathaway has a vagina.
1351
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:46,910
Before that, they thought, yeah,
maybe, but they didn't know.
1352
01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:48,107
(WHISTLES)
1353
01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:50,103
Two hundred and
fifty-six gigs. Nice.
1354
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:53,982
Anyway, you'll like this. I stuffed
30 tablets into those MTV gift bags.
1355
01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:57,064
- You wanna know my return on investment?
- Nope. No, I don't.
1356
01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:58,466
You're legal now, right?
1357
01:11:58,520 --> 01:11:59,951
We should go out sometime.
1358
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:01,551
- Yuck.
- All right.
1359
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:03,429
Your loss. Hey, FYI...
1360
01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:06,743
uh, Bonnie DeVille? Her video
feed ends the night she dies.
1361
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:08,261
It's motion-detected...
1362
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:11,390
so, you know, there's not a
lot of motion postmortem.
1363
01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:12,780
Good seeing you, Veronica.
1364
01:12:15,440 --> 01:12:18,271
This isn't gonna be easy to watch.
1365
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:22,990
It's all the video Vinnie
captured off the tablet camera.
1366
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:26,787
- Hey.
- You're such a punk-ass bitch.
1367
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:28,421
You want this...
1368
01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:29,945
in your face?
1369
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,546
- No, I really don't.
- Eat up.
1370
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:42,428
Speak, girl. Speak.
You can do it. Speak.
1371
01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,661
(DOG BARKS)
1372
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,424
And this is the day she died.
1373
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:48,028
Hey, it's Carrie.
We're going out tonight.
1374
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:50,342
VERONICA: Gia said she was
at Carrie's house that day.
1375
01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:51,706
(CELL PHONE BUZZES)
1376
01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:58,381
What is that?
1377
01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:00,383
Where are we now?
1378
01:13:01,480 --> 01:13:03,423
Recognize this?
1379
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,345
She's at the 09er.
1380
01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:06,951
And check out the timestamp.
1381
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,670
12:32.
1382
01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:11,187
That's when I got the text from
Carrie saying she needed my help.
1383
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:13,860
Carrie didn't send you
that text. Gia did.
1384
01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:16,261
Right here. From Carrie's tablet.
1385
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:19,264
It was Gia trying to get you
to show up at Carrie's house.
1386
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,228
I know what happened.
1387
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:30,624
LAMB: Nice hat. Irony.
1388
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:33,586
- How's that working out for you?
- No irony here.
1389
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:35,788
Free hug. Anytime, anywhere.
1390
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:39,467
Pass. Sacks said you had
something I'd be interested in.
1391
01:13:39,560 --> 01:13:41,867
I'm assuming it's a
signed confession.
1392
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:43,943
How was Carrie's time
of death determined?
1393
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:48,389
Quickly. Guards at the security
gate checked Logan in at 1:15 A.M.
1394
01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:50,749
Carrie's alarm went off at 1:21.
1395
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:53,028
They showed up.
Found her dead at 1:31.
1396
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:56,343
Time of death sometime
between 1:21 and 1:31.
1397
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:58,150
Carrie was dead long before that.
1398
01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:01,867
- Gia Goodman was over there earlier.
- Guards checked her out at 3 P.M.
1399
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:05,706
Many people, including Free Hugs over
here, spoke to Carrie after that.
1400
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:06,941
We have phone records.
1401
01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:09,984
Carrie was alive when Gia left,
but Gia didn't go alone.
1402
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:17,420
Her son-of-a-congressman
fiancé went with her.
1403
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:20,067
Probably in the trunk.
1404
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:26,341
When Gia left, she simply left a
door or a window open for Luke.
1405
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:29,506
He waited for his opportunity.
1406
01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:35,869
After he did the deed,
he grabbed Carrie's tablet...
1407
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:39,024
and he changed the alarm code
all Carrie's friends knew.
1408
01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:42,867
He shows up at the 09er,
establishing a very public alibi.
1409
01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:47,587
Carrie's friends knew Logan and Carrie
were always fighting about her partying.
1410
01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:50,630
Gia sent a text she knew
would get Logan to show up.
1411
01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:53,221
I suppose they murdered
her for kicks.
1412
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:56,065
I know how painfully boring
these rich kids' lives are.
1413
01:14:56,120 --> 01:14:59,030
They murdered Carrie because they
were convinced she was cracking.
1414
01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:02,627
Something terrible happened on
Carrie's dad's boat nine years ago.
1415
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:05,391
Something worth killing
Carrie to keep secret.
1416
01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:07,742
Look at these photos.
1417
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:11,825
This one was taken the morning
after Susan Knight disappeared.
1418
01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:16,100
No anchor. They used it
to weigh the body down.
1419
01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:18,548
Where'd you get these
official police photos?
1420
01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:20,982
Maybe she's friends
with Martina Vasquez?
1421
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:28,464
I'm gonna enjoy seeing that smirk disappear
when that foreman hands down a life sentence.
1422
01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:30,505
Hey.
1423
01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:33,309
You wanna know a secret?
1424
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:34,791
I don't give a shit.
1425
01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:38,311
I don't care if Logan
ain't the guy.
1426
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:41,509
America thinks he's guilty,
and that's good enough for me.
1427
01:15:42,440 --> 01:15:44,508
Now get the hell out of my office.
1428
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:48,785
PIZ: Hey.
1429
01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:52,381
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
1430
01:15:58,440 --> 01:16:02,545
I, uh... I believe the captain told you
that the use of cell phones was prohibited.
1431
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:05,544
Heh. I'm not on the plane.
1432
01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:08,385
- Yeah, I gathered.
- I really wanna be there with you.
1433
01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:11,669
There's just so much
going on here right now.
1434
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:13,743
I just... I couldn't leave.
1435
01:16:14,480 --> 01:16:15,627
Sure you could.
1436
01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:18,710
Okay.
1437
01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:23,026
Could you maybe try and
understand why I chose not to?
1438
01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:24,420
I completely understand.
1439
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:28,104
That's why I think it's
time for us to just...
1440
01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:29,740
Just walk away.
1441
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:32,182
Wait, no, that's not what this is.
1442
01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:33,671
I mean, that's not what I want.
1443
01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:37,029
Veronica, I'm standing outside
of a hotel with my parents...
1444
01:16:37,080 --> 01:16:39,501
who flew to New York
mostly to meet you.
1445
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:41,947
So that loyalty, or friendship...
1446
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,580
or whatever it is that made you
have to stay in Neptune...
1447
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:47,266
I wish that same feeling made
you get on the plane today.
1448
01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:51,303
I gotta go let my mom
off the hook, okay?
1449
01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:54,350
She's concerned that her blowout's
gonna flatten before you get here.
1450
01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:57,385
Piz, I'm...
1451
01:16:57,440 --> 01:16:59,508
- I'm really sor...
- Yeah. Okay.
1452
01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:02,142
Okay. Goodbye, Veronica.
1453
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:09,426
(SIGHS)
1454
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:16,822
Logan's coming over to
talk about the case.
1455
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:18,982
Please be nice.
1456
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:23,664
What? I'm over 21.
1457
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:26,182
Truman-Mann left a message.
1458
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:30,180
Apparently, they left several on
your cell but never heard back.
1459
01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:32,624
Okay. I'll give them
a call. Thanks.
1460
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:35,260
No need. They said they're
moving on without you.
1461
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:40,505
They needed someone a little more
"motivated," I think it was. Or "dedicated."
1462
01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:42,264
I saved the message.
1463
01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:45,782
The gist was they wanted someone
who cared enough to return a call.
1464
01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:51,547
You worked so hard for so long...
1465
01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:55,986
and just like that...
1466
01:17:56,240 --> 01:17:57,751
you're throwing it away?
1467
01:17:57,960 --> 01:17:59,789
For what?
1468
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:01,710
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
1469
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:05,826
This is Keith.
1470
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:09,749
Just give me two minutes. Okay?
1471
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:11,425
All right. Bye.
1472
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:14,825
(SIGHS)
1473
01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:17,824
I'm gonna... I'll be right back.
1474
01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:19,181
(SIGHS)
1475
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:33,664
Deputy.
1476
01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:36,870
I guess I picked the wrong
week to quit smoking.
1477
01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:43,666
You know, I saw this thing on, uh, Youtube
a few weeks ago, Keith. It's a funny video.
1478
01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:48,782
Two Nazi officers, they're looking
at the skulls on their insignias.
1479
01:18:49,240 --> 01:18:50,671
The piles of dead bodies.
1480
01:18:51,480 --> 01:18:53,901
And they have this
moment of clarity.
1481
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:55,824
"Wait a minute.
1482
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:57,666
We're the bad guys."
1483
01:19:01,160 --> 01:19:04,787
If you were a bad guy, Jerry,
you wouldn't be here now.
1484
01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:06,630
Lamb, he's just a puppet.
1485
01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:08,106
Everyone is on the take.
1486
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:10,991
That gun they planted
on the Navarro kid...
1487
01:19:11,040 --> 01:19:13,381
I checked that into
evidence myself.
1488
01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:17,388
And that's just the tip of iceberg.
1489
01:19:18,280 --> 01:19:21,111
And you'll testify to that fact?
1490
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:24,944
(DOOR OPENS NEARBY)
1491
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:29,507
We gotta move.
1492
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:53,347
LOGAN: Mr. Mars.
1493
01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:03,467
Yeah, I need an ambulance.
1494
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:05,621
Oh, my God.
1495
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:07,227
No.
1496
01:20:07,360 --> 01:20:09,030
Mr. Mars, come on.
1497
01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:10,546
Come on, come on.
1498
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:13,107
(SHRIEKS)
1499
01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:16,742
Dad! Dad!
1500
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:18,669
- What happened?
- Is he hurt?
1501
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:20,584
VERONICA: No. Open your eyes!
1502
01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:23,751
Open your eyes, Dad.
Wake up. It's Veronica.
1503
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:25,390
Call for an ambulance, now!
1504
01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:38,506
Miss Mars.
1505
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:39,701
(DOCTOR SIGHS)
1506
01:20:39,760 --> 01:20:41,703
Your father has some
pretty serious injuries.
1507
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:44,067
He has fractures of the
ribs, skull and pelvis.
1508
01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:46,222
We're gonna have to
keep him in the ICU.
1509
01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:50,430
- When can I see him?
- It'll probably be a couple of days.
1510
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:52,584
And Sacks?
1511
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:54,868
The other man in the car?
1512
01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:57,671
I'm afraid he was DOA.
1513
01:20:57,720 --> 01:20:59,822
Was he a friend of yours?
1514
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:00,187
Wait.
1515
01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:06,229
Don't go.
1516
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:09,510
Okay.
1517
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:06,387
The only way I'm not gonna spend
the day obsessing about my dad...
1518
01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:09,589
is by nailing Gia and
Luke to the wall.
1519
01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:11,390
Let's go make them sweat.
1520
01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:13,666
- DELIVERYMAN: Gia Goodman?
- Oh.
1521
01:23:13,720 --> 01:23:16,391
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
1522
01:23:23,680 --> 01:23:26,439
- MAN OVER RADIO: The 21st...
- WOMAN OVER RADIO: Back tonight...
1523
01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:28,383
GIA OVER RADIO: Thanks, Grandma.
1524
01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:32,868
(PHONE DIALING)
1525
01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:35,022
(CELL PHONE RINGING OVER RADIO)
1526
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:38,068
Hi, this is Gia.
1527
01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:40,350
CARRIE ON RECORDING: Hey, it's Carrie.
1528
01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:42,548
You're such a punk-ass bitch.
1529
01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:45,707
Speak, girl. Speak.
1530
01:23:49,760 --> 01:23:51,624
(BREATHING RAPIDLY)
1531
01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:58,541
GIA: Hey. Something's happening.
You need to get over here right away.
1532
01:24:00,440 --> 01:24:02,542
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
1533
01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:06,142
- Hey.
- VERONICA: I've made the call to Gia.
1534
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:08,906
She immediately freaked out and
called her partner in crime.
1535
01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:12,143
- Have you seen Luke pick up?
- I can't actually see Luke right now.
1536
01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:15,543
Apparently, he had to make a pit
stop for some hot man-on-man action.
1537
01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:16,986
What are you talking about?
1538
01:24:17,080 --> 01:24:19,182
Luke is inside a West
Hollywood bathhouse.
1539
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:21,462
What's he doing at...? Oh.
1540
01:24:21,520 --> 01:24:23,429
(KNOCK ON DOOR THEN
DOORBELL RINGS OVER PHONE)
1541
01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:25,548
Hold on. Someone's at her door.
1542
01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:32,590
So I just got this call from
this random number and...
1543
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:34,067
It's Cobb.
1544
01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:37,140
- GIA: It was Carrie's voice and she seemed...
- She called Cobb for help.
1545
01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:39,422
Why? Does she need someone
to empty her cat box?
1546
01:24:39,480 --> 01:24:42,584
- Shh, shh.
- COBB: Someone is just messing with you.
1547
01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:45,260
I mean, it's probably that
nosy bitch, Veronica Mars.
1548
01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:48,264
Tsk. It's called "curiosity."
1549
01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:50,024
(GIA SIGHS)
1550
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:53,751
COBB: You need to relax, Gia. Just relax.
1551
01:25:00,800 --> 01:25:03,665
No freaking way.
1552
01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:05,106
Update, please.
1553
01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:09,190
Yeah, Gia and Cobb are
totally about to do it.
1554
01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:10,421
Are you serious?
1555
01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:13,390
Gia seduced her lapdog
into killing Carrie.
1556
01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:16,271
- Can you see them?
- No, thank God.
1557
01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:17,660
(GIA & COBB MOANING OVER RADIO)
1558
01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:18,781
Ugh.
1559
01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:20,061
(STATIC CRACKLING ON RADIO)
1560
01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:21,870
- Shit.
- What's going on?
1561
01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:24,785
VERONICA: Dad had all the good
listening devices locked up.
1562
01:25:24,840 --> 01:25:27,784
I had to use one of the old
bugs that uses FM signals.
1563
01:25:27,840 --> 01:25:30,910
Bandwidth at the end of the
dial no one uses, 88.6.
1564
01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:33,826
As in "88.6 Rock Hard Rock?"
1565
01:25:34,440 --> 01:25:35,666
Tell me you're joking.
1566
01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:39,461
- Neptune's new classic rock station.
- All right. Probably okay.
1567
01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:43,944
The bug only transmits a hundred yards or
so. I should be able to get away with it.
1568
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:51,188
Was Carrie's tablet one of the
big ones or the little ones?
1569
01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:53,024
No, it was a little white one.
1570
01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:56,667
There is one matching that
description on Gia's table.
1571
01:25:56,720 --> 01:26:00,302
- She'd have to be stupid to keep it there.
- I sat behind her in Algebra.
1572
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:01,825
Nothing would shock me.
1573
01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:04,102
Well, Carrie's was inscribed.
It was like:
1574
01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:07,309
"Rock you very much from the MTV
Music Awards," something like that.
1575
01:26:07,360 --> 01:26:11,226
- Tsk. I need to get a closer look.
- Veronica.
1576
01:26:11,280 --> 01:26:15,590
I'm not gonna break in.
I'm just gonna drop by for a hang.
1577
01:26:15,640 --> 01:26:16,866
She could be a murderer.
1578
01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:19,751
Child, please. It's Gia Goodman.
1579
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:22,426
The day I can't
handle Gia Goodman...
1580
01:26:25,840 --> 01:26:28,546
VERONICA: The four minutes of
sex I could hear just fine.
1581
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:31,544
The Mike couldn't pick up the
last 20 minutes of pillow talk...
1582
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:34,101
or whatever has gone
on in that bedroom.
1583
01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:41,185
(AMBIENT-DUB MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS NEARBY)
1584
01:26:41,680 --> 01:26:43,270
(CAT MEOWS)
1585
01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:46,989
VERONICA: Hi, kitty.
1586
01:26:55,160 --> 01:26:57,342
Veronica. Hi.
1587
01:26:57,600 --> 01:26:59,747
That look is making me
think you didn't mean
1588
01:26:59,773 --> 01:27:01,775
it when you said "come
by and hang." Heh.
1589
01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:04,945
No, I meant it.
Come on in. Come in.
1590
01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:09,425
VERONICA: Oh, wow.
1591
01:27:09,480 --> 01:27:11,025
Do you like your little tablet?
1592
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:15,661
I mean, I have the big one.
1593
01:27:15,720 --> 01:27:17,822
But this is so cute, isn't it?
1594
01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:20,062
Well, cute only gets
you so far in life.
1595
01:27:20,120 --> 01:27:21,870
Am I right?
1596
01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:30,183
All right!
1597
01:27:30,240 --> 01:27:31,830
I'm sorry. What?
1598
01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:34,381
My regularly scheduled
programming was preempted...
1599
01:27:34,440 --> 01:27:37,020
by the sound of you getting
your rocks off, hoss.
1600
01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:39,581
You really wanted that poor
girl to say your name.
1601
01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:42,588
What are you talking about?
1602
01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:48,359
- MAN OVER RADIO: Shot clock...
- WOMAN OVER RADIO: Manager's a crazy...
1603
01:27:48,360 --> 01:27:51,039
VERONICA OVER RADIO: "Rock you
very much." Where'd you get this?
1604
01:27:51,040 --> 01:27:53,427
GIA OVER RADIO: Carrie was
always giving away her swag.
1605
01:27:53,480 --> 01:27:56,159
- So, what are you really doing here?
- VERONICA: What do you mean?
1606
01:27:56,160 --> 01:27:59,742
GIA: Well, I'm not stupid. I know you
didn't come by to hang out. So come on.
1607
01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:01,948
What's eating Veronica Mars?
1608
01:28:02,880 --> 01:28:04,505
Oh, yeah.
1609
01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:06,389
That.
1610
01:28:06,440 --> 01:28:07,587
(SIGHS)
1611
01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:09,947
I'm pretty sure you
murdered Carrie Bishop...
1612
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:12,940
because she was on the verge of telling
the truth about what happened...
1613
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:14,500
with Susan Knight nine years ago.
1614
01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:16,463
(LAUGHS)
1615
01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:20,742
You are an insane person.
1616
01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:22,584
I was in the 09er.
1617
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:24,151
Everyone saw me.
1618
01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:25,631
You're right. I misspoke.
1619
01:28:25,680 --> 01:28:27,145
You didn't kill her.
1620
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:29,951
You used your lady parts to get
Stu Cobbler to do it for you.
1621
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:32,626
Heh. Don't be gross.
1622
01:28:32,680 --> 01:28:35,545
I just watched you from
across the street, Gia.
1623
01:28:35,600 --> 01:28:36,826
I have pictures.
1624
01:28:36,880 --> 01:28:40,666
If I had any Facebook friends,
they'd be enjoying them already.
1625
01:28:40,720 --> 01:28:43,300
I'd say wait till your
fiancé finds out...
1626
01:28:43,360 --> 01:28:45,747
but I'm gonna go ahead and
guess he's okay with it.
1627
01:28:46,200 --> 01:28:49,144
You are protecting his
bright future, right?
1628
01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:53,430
I mean, there are beards and then there
are beards that go the extra mile.
1629
01:28:53,480 --> 01:28:56,424
I was at the 09er. There are
witnesses. Everybody saw me.
1630
01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:57,706
Gia, keep up.
1631
01:28:57,760 --> 01:28:58,907
We're past that now.
1632
01:28:59,320 --> 01:29:00,467
I believe you.
1633
01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:03,106
I even have proof you were there.
1634
01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:05,501
Timestamped video.
1635
01:29:07,040 --> 01:29:08,471
And right about now...
1636
01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:11,226
it's dawning on you where
this video came from.
1637
01:29:11,320 --> 01:29:13,104
The camera on Carrie's tablet.
1638
01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:18,068
Cobb took the tablet from Carrie's
house after he killed her.
1639
01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:22,426
Here you are typing out the text
that'll get Logan over to Carrie's.
1640
01:29:22,680 --> 01:29:26,387
I think the sheriff is gonna be
very interested in this video.
1641
01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:40,988
Do you even remember
Cobb from high school?
1642
01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:43,468
Just this total
trailer-park weirdo.
1643
01:29:43,840 --> 01:29:47,661
Creepy guy who sat behind me in Civics
reading Guns & Camouflage or whatever...
1644
01:29:47,720 --> 01:29:51,188
eye-screwing me and
smelling like old sponge.
1645
01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:53,382
He had the good drugs, though.
1646
01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:55,747
That night that we went
out on Carrie's boat...
1647
01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:58,629
we tried to hit him
up for product...
1648
01:29:58,680 --> 01:30:01,260
but he insisted on
us taking him with.
1649
01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:05,189
We got so shit-faced it
didn't really matter.
1650
01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:10,269
But then Susan, as usual...
1651
01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:11,987
bottoms out.
1652
01:30:12,440 --> 01:30:13,780
She starts bawling about...
1653
01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:17,303
the baby that she
gave up for adoption.
1654
01:30:17,360 --> 01:30:18,985
She disappears below deck.
1655
01:30:20,560 --> 01:30:23,231
Carrie found her later and
she was barely breathing.
1656
01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:27,784
But Cobb says that
she'd sleep it off.
1657
01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:30,750
Because he'd seen it a
hundred times before.
1658
01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:33,949
- And you believed him.
- We were out of our skulls.
1659
01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:36,543
We were picturing jail time.
1660
01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:40,102
Lost futures. Lost fortunes.
1661
01:30:41,240 --> 01:30:44,947
And then Carrie went down
to check on Susan later.
1662
01:30:47,560 --> 01:30:49,583
She was dead.
1663
01:30:50,120 --> 01:30:52,143
Just full-on dead.
1664
01:30:52,200 --> 01:30:53,347
(SIGHS)
1665
01:30:53,400 --> 01:30:55,548
It was Cobb's idea...
1666
01:30:56,160 --> 01:30:59,104
to weigh her down with an anchor.
1667
01:31:01,160 --> 01:31:04,548
Then we're all sobbing and we're
trying to lift her body over the side.
1668
01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:06,665
Dick was sobbing.
1669
01:31:06,720 --> 01:31:09,221
Dick passed out before any
of this even happened.
1670
01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:13,540
He never knew the truth. He sells
the lie better than any of us.
1671
01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:16,867
But none of us even noticed...
1672
01:31:16,920 --> 01:31:19,990
that Cobb wasn't helping us
push Susan's body overboard.
1673
01:31:21,320 --> 01:31:24,424
Later, after all the
police-grilling and media stuff...
1674
01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:28,344
Carrie, Luke and I get e-mailed...
1675
01:31:28,920 --> 01:31:30,863
a camera-phone photo...
1676
01:31:31,480 --> 01:31:33,469
of us dumping Susan's body.
1677
01:31:36,120 --> 01:31:38,302
And he's owned us ever since.
1678
01:31:38,360 --> 01:31:40,428
We bankroll him.
1679
01:31:40,480 --> 01:31:42,230
We pal around with him.
1680
01:31:42,280 --> 01:31:43,461
You sleep with him.
1681
01:31:43,520 --> 01:31:45,907
Yeah, lucky me.
I'm the one he loves.
1682
01:31:46,440 --> 01:31:51,148
He flashes the photo any time he
thinks one of us needs a reminder.
1683
01:31:52,760 --> 01:31:55,181
Carrie needed a lot of reminders.
1684
01:31:56,320 --> 01:31:58,422
He rented the apartment
across the street...
1685
01:31:58,480 --> 01:32:00,901
so that he can see me
whenever he wants to.
1686
01:32:01,280 --> 01:32:03,508
I'm not even allowed
to have curtains.
1687
01:32:03,560 --> 01:32:05,981
He's probably watching
us right now.
1688
01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:07,707
Try to act ca...
1689
01:32:07,760 --> 01:32:09,544
(GUNSHOT)
(GIA & VERONICA GASP)
1690
01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:13,506
(GUNSHOT)
1691
01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:16,791
(GIA GROANING)
1692
01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:20,061
Hang in there, Gia.
1693
01:32:21,080 --> 01:32:23,228
Hi. A cop has been shot.
1694
01:32:23,280 --> 01:32:25,542
The 400 block of
Exposition Boulevard.
1695
01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:32,708
Help is coming, Gia.
1696
01:32:32,800 --> 01:32:34,664
It's okay. Help is coming.
1697
01:32:35,640 --> 01:32:36,787
Help.
1698
01:32:45,840 --> 01:32:47,749
(DOOR OPENS DOWNSTAIRS)
1699
01:32:58,400 --> 01:33:00,980
Gia could've really used
some curtains in here.
1700
01:33:01,040 --> 01:33:04,189
(LOU RAWLS' "YOU'LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER
LOVE LIKE MINE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
1701
01:33:04,240 --> 01:33:06,741
I hope you don't mind
a little mood music.
1702
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:09,665
You'll never find.
1703
01:33:10,960 --> 01:33:13,062
As long as you live.
1704
01:33:14,480 --> 01:33:17,106
Someone who loves you.
1705
01:33:18,520 --> 01:33:21,863
Tender like I do.
1706
01:33:24,240 --> 01:33:26,820
You'll never find.
1707
01:33:28,160 --> 01:33:31,309
No matter where you search.
1708
01:33:32,040 --> 01:33:35,303
Someone who cares about you.
1709
01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:38,706
The way I do.
1710
01:33:41,200 --> 01:33:44,622
Whoa, I'm not bragging
on myself, baby.
1711
01:33:45,520 --> 01:33:47,702
But I'm the one who loves you.
1712
01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:49,988
And there's no one else.
1713
01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:51,040
No one else.
1714
01:33:57,200 --> 01:33:59,143
You'll never find.
1715
01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:03,140
It'll take the end of all time
1716
01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:05,471
(CABINET DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES)
1717
01:34:05,520 --> 01:34:08,464
Someone to understand you.
1718
01:34:09,240 --> 01:34:11,820
Like I do
1719
01:34:13,080 --> 01:34:14,466
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
1720
01:34:16,400 --> 01:34:18,343
(YELLS)
1721
01:34:18,400 --> 01:34:19,706
(PEPPER SPRAY HISSING)
1722
01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:24,627
But I know somehow,
someday, some way.
1723
01:34:24,720 --> 01:34:25,867
You are.
1724
01:34:29,480 --> 01:34:31,708
- Baby.
- You're gonna miss my lovin'.
1725
01:34:31,760 --> 01:34:34,864
When it's cold outside
1726
01:34:35,600 --> 01:34:36,940
(GRUMBLES)
1727
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:39,102
(CAT MEOWS)
1728
01:34:40,680 --> 01:34:42,145
You're gonna miss my lovin'.
1729
01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:43,540
Wait for me, Veronica!
1730
01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:45,543
Yes, you will, baby
1731
01:34:49,440 --> 01:34:50,587
(GLASS SHATTERS)
1732
01:34:50,640 --> 01:34:52,663
It's not a race.
1733
01:34:54,680 --> 01:34:56,862
We all know how this ends.
1734
01:34:59,200 --> 01:35:00,631
Ah.
1735
01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:03,789
Ooh, you killed the lights.
1736
01:35:03,880 --> 01:35:06,506
How wildly impressive.
1737
01:35:14,560 --> 01:35:16,150
(RUSTLING NEARBY)
1738
01:35:23,720 --> 01:35:24,867
Eenie...
1739
01:35:26,240 --> 01:35:28,069
meenie...
1740
01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:29,301
miney...
1741
01:35:31,040 --> 01:35:32,221
eat me.
1742
01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:35,902
(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
1743
01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:37,386
(RUSTLING)
1744
01:35:37,440 --> 01:35:38,951
Oh.
1745
01:35:41,160 --> 01:35:43,103
(GRUNTS)
1746
01:35:48,360 --> 01:35:51,543
MAN 1 ON TV: Shocking photo surfaces
in the Bonnie De Ville murder case.
1747
01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:53,981
Logan Echolls is a free man.
He's exonerated.
1748
01:35:54,040 --> 01:35:58,384
And instead the local sheriff has arrested Stu
Cobbler and charged him with two murders:
1749
01:35:58,480 --> 01:36:00,582
Bonnie DeVille and
socialite Gia Goodman.
1750
01:36:00,640 --> 01:36:01,861
(REPORTERS CHATTERING ON TV)
1751
01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:04,221
How did you get it so wrong?
Did you ignore evidence?
1752
01:36:04,320 --> 01:36:05,581
Did Gia Goodman have to die?
1753
01:36:05,640 --> 01:36:07,780
MAN 1: If you think the
sheriff is squirming here...
1754
01:36:07,800 --> 01:36:10,551
check out the TMZ Live
exclusive video we got...
1755
01:36:10,600 --> 01:36:13,431
from the private investigator
working for Logan Echolls.
1756
01:36:13,720 --> 01:36:17,029
I don't care if Logan
ain't the guy.
1757
01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:20,941
America thinks he's guilty, and
that's good enough for me.
1758
01:36:21,040 --> 01:36:24,462
MAN 1: I'm betting I know exactly
what the people of Neptune want now.
1759
01:36:24,520 --> 01:36:28,261
- MAN 2 ON TV: I know too. A new sheriff.
- MAN 1: A new sheriff. Yeah, exactly.
1760
01:36:41,040 --> 01:36:42,141
(CLICKS)
1761
01:36:42,200 --> 01:36:45,144
No, it's too early.
1762
01:36:45,200 --> 01:36:48,861
You'd be surprised how strongly the
armed services feels about punctuality.
1763
01:36:49,240 --> 01:36:52,310
You want me to get
busted for going AWOL?
1764
01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:55,505
What I want...
1765
01:36:55,720 --> 01:36:58,266
is for you to stand there...
1766
01:36:58,320 --> 01:37:00,468
in that effity white uniform...
1767
01:37:00,520 --> 01:37:04,545
with your Harvard mouth and
show me some effing courtesy.
1768
01:37:05,360 --> 01:37:08,270
Well, I appreciate you
keeping it PG-13 for me.
1769
01:37:08,320 --> 01:37:10,343
I'm delicate.
1770
01:37:11,040 --> 01:37:12,585
I got you off murder charges.
1771
01:37:12,680 --> 01:37:16,307
- I can beat an AWOL rap.
- Listen, it's 180 days, Veronica.
1772
01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:19,145
What's 180 days to us?
1773
01:37:20,800 --> 01:37:23,028
Our story is epic.
1774
01:37:23,440 --> 01:37:26,464
Spanning years, continents.
1775
01:37:26,760 --> 01:37:29,750
Lives ruined, bloodshed.
1776
01:37:29,800 --> 01:37:31,709
Yeah.
1777
01:37:36,920 --> 01:37:39,022
Come back to me.
1778
01:37:40,080 --> 01:37:41,227
Always.
1779
01:37:55,440 --> 01:37:56,985
(CHUCKLES)
1780
01:38:03,160 --> 01:38:07,504
VERONICA: Two solid weeks of bliss,
and now it's back to the real world.
1781
01:38:07,560 --> 01:38:09,628
He's a great kid.
A shoot-first point guard.
1782
01:38:09,680 --> 01:38:13,387
- VERONICA: So, what now?
- But sometimes it kills us in the transitions...
1783
01:38:13,440 --> 01:38:16,191
VERONICA: I had a ringside seat
to my mom's recovery attempts.
1784
01:38:16,280 --> 01:38:19,429
I know all about accepting
the things I can't change.
1785
01:38:19,480 --> 01:38:21,184
WALLACE: Veronica!
1786
01:38:21,240 --> 01:38:24,662
Your point guard shoots too much.
I'm with you, Fennel. Bench him.
1787
01:38:24,760 --> 01:38:28,148
VERONICA: I'm supposed to find the
courage to change the things I can.
1788
01:38:28,200 --> 01:38:32,305
Even if it means disappointing the
one man I can't bear to disappoint.
1789
01:38:32,360 --> 01:38:33,985
KEITH: Gin.
1790
01:38:35,120 --> 01:38:36,267
Who's your daddy?
1791
01:38:36,320 --> 01:38:37,546
(VERONICA SIGHS)
1792
01:38:37,640 --> 01:38:42,667
Well, my 2000-point
lead shrinks by 40.
1793
01:38:42,720 --> 01:38:43,867
Look at you.
1794
01:38:44,080 --> 01:38:46,911
Not even knowing you're being
hustled. You're the patsy.
1795
01:38:46,960 --> 01:38:48,505
I got the hook in now.
1796
01:38:51,760 --> 01:38:53,783
Logan return to duty today?
1797
01:38:53,880 --> 01:38:55,584
Yep.
1798
01:38:55,640 --> 01:38:57,822
- I'm sorry, honey.
- Yeah.
1799
01:38:57,880 --> 01:39:00,790
They say I'm ahead
of schedule here.
1800
01:39:00,840 --> 01:39:02,942
As much as I'm enjoying
this daddy-daughter time...
1801
01:39:03,040 --> 01:39:05,791
maybe it's time to start thinking
about heading back to New York?
1802
01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:08,347
You've got a life there.
1803
01:39:08,960 --> 01:39:11,028
Yeah.
1804
01:39:11,840 --> 01:39:13,669
About New York...
1805
01:39:14,600 --> 01:39:16,031
VERONICA: Let's be honest here.
1806
01:39:16,080 --> 01:39:20,310
If I were wise enough to know the difference
between what I can and can't change...
1807
01:39:20,360 --> 01:39:22,622
would I even be who I am?
1808
01:39:22,720 --> 01:39:24,549
Would this be what I'm doing?
1809
01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:28,671
Last thing, that gun
they planted on you?
1810
01:39:28,720 --> 01:39:30,709
A stoolie claims you
bought it from him.
1811
01:39:31,160 --> 01:39:34,423
He clearly fears the sheriff
more than he fears you.
1812
01:39:34,480 --> 01:39:38,744
Yeah. Well, we'll see what
we can do about that.
1813
01:39:38,800 --> 01:39:40,789
Thanks, V.
1814
01:39:46,320 --> 01:39:50,106
- How's it coming on the sheriff's password?
- JohnnyUtah69.
1815
01:39:50,160 --> 01:39:51,307
(SNICKERS)
1816
01:39:51,360 --> 01:39:54,703
Done. I just sent you
his tax returns.
1817
01:39:54,800 --> 01:39:56,504
Thank you.
1818
01:39:57,920 --> 01:40:00,990
VERONICA: Dad always said this
town could wreck a person.
1819
01:40:01,040 --> 01:40:04,462
It's what happens when you're
playing a rigged game.
1820
01:40:05,800 --> 01:40:08,790
I convinced myself winning
meant getting out.
1821
01:40:08,840 --> 01:40:13,787
But in what world do you get to
leave the ring and declare victory?
1822
01:40:14,680 --> 01:40:16,509
This is where I belong.
1823
01:40:16,560 --> 01:40:18,389
In the fight.
1824
01:40:18,480 --> 01:40:20,150
It's who I am.
1825
01:40:20,240 --> 01:40:23,025
I've rolled around in
the mud for so long.
1826
01:40:23,120 --> 01:40:26,827
Wash me clean and I
don't recognize myself.
1827
01:40:26,880 --> 01:40:29,506
So how about I just
accept the mud...
1828
01:40:29,560 --> 01:40:34,188
and the tendency I have
to find myself rolling in it?
1829
01:40:34,880 --> 01:40:36,425
My name is Veronica...
1830
01:40:36,480 --> 01:40:38,469
and I'm an addict.
1831
01:40:38,680 --> 01:40:41,067
Hello, Veronica.
1832
01:43:09,240 --> 01:43:11,024
Dorange.
1833
01:43:11,520 --> 01:43:14,351
Yor-Eorange.
1834
01:43:14,840 --> 01:43:16,988
Forange.
1835
01:43:17,320 --> 01:43:19,582
Gorange.
1836
01:43:20,240 --> 01:43:22,707
Horange.
1837
01:43:23,800 --> 01:43:25,140
(SIGHS)
1838
01:46:09,280 --> 01:46:11,382
(PHONE LINE RINGING)
1839
01:46:17,320 --> 01:46:19,388
LOGAN ON MACHINE:
This is Logan reminding you...
1840
01:46:19,440 --> 01:46:21,383
if you're offered a seat
on a rocket ship...
1841
01:46:21,440 --> 01:46:26,068
don't ask which seat, just get on.
Sheryl Sandberg said that.
1842
01:46:26,120 --> 01:46:29,861
So don't leave a message,
go get on that rocket ship.
1843
01:46:29,920 --> 01:46:35,390
Or leave a message, your call.
Your decision will tell me a lot about you.
1844
01:47:33,480 --> 01:47:35,582
1845
01:47:35,682 --> 01:47:40,682