1 00:00:36,431 --> 00:00:38,274 If you had a choice... 2 00:00:38,332 --> 00:00:40,039 Yeah? 3 00:00:40,101 --> 00:00:43,378 Would you rather love a girl or have her love you? 4 00:00:44,739 --> 00:00:46,685 I'd want it mutual. 5 00:00:46,741 --> 00:00:49,153 I mean, if you couldn't have it mutual. 6 00:00:49,210 --> 00:00:52,089 You mean, would I rather be the one who loves or is loved? 7 00:00:52,146 --> 00:00:53,750 Yeah. 8 00:00:53,815 --> 00:00:56,352 It's not that easy a question. 9 00:00:56,417 --> 00:00:59,023 I think I'd rather be in love. 10 00:00:59,087 --> 00:01:00,657 Me too. 11 00:01:02,423 --> 00:01:05,199 I wouldn't want to get hurt, though. 12 00:01:05,259 --> 00:01:08,172 You're in love with Gloria. 13 00:01:08,229 --> 00:01:11,403 I was starting to be in love with her. 14 00:01:11,466 --> 00:01:14,345 Then she let me feel her up on the first date. 15 00:01:14,402 --> 00:01:16,348 Turned me right off. 16 00:01:16,404 --> 00:01:18,350 You kept going with her, though. 17 00:01:18,406 --> 00:01:20,443 Well, she let me feel her up. 18 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:26,347 What about Gwen? 19 00:01:26,414 --> 00:01:28,826 Her, I could talk to. 20 00:01:28,883 --> 00:01:31,591 I've never been able to talk to any girl. 21 00:01:31,652 --> 00:01:35,156 I was really getting crazy about her. 22 00:01:35,223 --> 00:01:38,830 But she's stuck up. Wouldn't let me lay a hand on her. 23 00:01:38,893 --> 00:01:40,998 So I went back to Gloria. 24 00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:46,510 - Well, you want perfection. - What do you want, wise guy? 25 00:01:46,567 --> 00:01:49,411 She just has to be nice, that's all. 26 00:01:49,470 --> 00:01:51,882 You wouldn't want her beautiful? 27 00:01:51,939 --> 00:01:54,317 She doesn't have to be beautiful. 28 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:58,721 - I would like her built, though. - I want mine sexy-looking. 29 00:01:58,780 --> 00:02:01,454 I wouldn't want her to look like a tramp. 30 00:02:01,516 --> 00:02:04,827 Sexy doesn't mean she has to look like a tramp. 31 00:02:04,886 --> 00:02:07,492 There's a middle ground, you know? 32 00:02:07,555 --> 00:02:10,297 I would want that, yeah. 33 00:02:10,358 --> 00:02:12,861 Tall. 34 00:02:12,927 --> 00:02:15,032 Very tall. 35 00:02:15,096 --> 00:02:17,042 That would scare me. 36 00:02:19,801 --> 00:02:22,645 She should be very understanding. 37 00:02:22,703 --> 00:02:25,582 We start the same sentences together. 38 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:27,916 Yeah, I'd like that. 39 00:02:29,277 --> 00:02:31,223 Big tits. 40 00:02:35,149 --> 00:02:39,461 - Yeah, but still a virgin. - I don't care about that. 41 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:40,897 Come on. 42 00:02:40,955 --> 00:02:43,595 I wouldn't mind if she was a little ahead of me. 43 00:02:43,658 --> 00:02:46,332 With those big tits. 44 00:02:46,394 --> 00:02:48,840 Knew hundreds of different ways. 45 00:02:51,265 --> 00:02:53,438 I want more of a companion. 46 00:02:53,501 --> 00:02:56,539 The other stuff I can get on the outside. 47 00:02:56,604 --> 00:03:00,746 The first time I do it, I want it beautiful. 48 00:03:00,808 --> 00:03:03,618 I don't want to waste it on some beast. 49 00:03:03,678 --> 00:03:08,787 I feel the same way about getting laid as I feel about going to college: 50 00:03:08,850 --> 00:03:11,023 I'm being pressured into it. 51 00:04:11,778 --> 00:04:15,225 - You like that? - Yeah. 52 00:04:15,282 --> 00:04:17,125 I give her to you. 53 00:04:17,184 --> 00:04:19,095 What's wrong with her? 54 00:04:19,152 --> 00:04:22,725 - I'm a generous guy. - Yeah, I'm grateful. 55 00:04:22,789 --> 00:04:25,736 How do I break the news to her? 56 00:04:25,792 --> 00:04:28,068 - You go over there. - Yeah? 57 00:04:29,396 --> 00:04:31,899 There's a way to talk to girls, you know. 58 00:04:34,101 --> 00:04:37,776 - Tell her a joke. - What joke? 59 00:04:37,838 --> 00:04:40,375 Tell her about your unhappy childhood. 60 00:04:41,541 --> 00:04:44,522 - That's not bad. - But don't make it like an act. 61 00:04:44,578 --> 00:04:46,558 No. 62 00:04:46,613 --> 00:04:48,024 Go ahead. 63 00:04:50,217 --> 00:04:52,163 Go ahead, schmuck. 64 00:04:54,054 --> 00:04:55,897 If you don't, I will. 65 00:04:55,956 --> 00:04:57,560 You? 66 00:04:57,624 --> 00:04:59,729 You can't even stand up. 67 00:05:52,212 --> 00:05:54,453 I fucked up. 68 00:05:54,514 --> 00:05:56,425 It's my turn. 69 00:05:56,483 --> 00:05:59,953 What do you mean, it's your turn? She's mine. You gave her to me. 70 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:03,627 - You struck out. - I get two more times at bat. 71 00:06:36,289 --> 00:06:38,860 This is the first time I've ever been to a college mixer. 72 00:06:38,925 --> 00:06:41,531 - Me too. I hate them. - I hate them too. 73 00:06:41,595 --> 00:06:43,836 Such a phony way of meeting people. 74 00:06:43,897 --> 00:06:45,672 Everybody puts on an act. 75 00:06:45,732 --> 00:06:47,712 So even if you meet somebody, you don't know who you meet. 76 00:06:47,768 --> 00:06:50,476 - 'Cause you're meeting the act. - That's right, not the person. 77 00:06:52,272 --> 00:06:54,479 - I'm not sure I agree. - With what? 78 00:06:54,541 --> 00:06:56,680 - With what you said. - No, I don't either. 79 00:06:56,743 --> 00:06:58,984 You don't agree with what you said? 80 00:07:00,347 --> 00:07:02,293 How do you feel about it? 81 00:07:02,349 --> 00:07:04,420 I think people only like to think they're putting on an act. 82 00:07:04,484 --> 00:07:07,226 But it's not an act. It's really them. If they think it's an act... 83 00:07:07,287 --> 00:07:10,393 they feel better because they think they could always change it. 84 00:07:10,457 --> 00:07:13,370 You mean, they're kidding themselves because it's not really an act. 85 00:07:13,427 --> 00:07:16,636 Yes, it is an act, but they're the act. The act is them. 86 00:07:16,696 --> 00:07:18,801 But if it's them, how can it be an act? 87 00:07:18,865 --> 00:07:21,106 - 'Cause they're an act. - But they're also real. 88 00:07:21,168 --> 00:07:23,341 - No. - You mean, I'm not real? 89 00:07:23,403 --> 00:07:25,440 - No. - I'm an act. 90 00:07:25,505 --> 00:07:27,746 It's all right. I'm an act too. 91 00:07:29,309 --> 00:07:31,585 Don't you behave differently with different people? 92 00:07:32,712 --> 00:07:35,886 - No. - With your family? 93 00:07:35,949 --> 00:07:38,156 I thought you meant different people. 94 00:07:38,218 --> 00:07:41,324 - Well, sure, with my family. - With your friends you're another way. 95 00:07:42,389 --> 00:07:45,336 - Well, sure, with my friends. - With your teachers you're another way. 96 00:07:45,392 --> 00:07:47,372 So which one is you? 97 00:07:47,427 --> 00:07:49,464 Well, when you put it that way. 98 00:07:51,331 --> 00:07:53,277 You ought to be a lawyer. 99 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:55,279 I'm gonna be a lawyer. 100 00:07:56,503 --> 00:07:58,107 A lady lawyer. 101 00:08:08,715 --> 00:08:10,661 You're from Smith, right? 102 00:08:12,686 --> 00:08:15,326 - Uh-huh. - Do you like it? 103 00:08:15,388 --> 00:08:18,733 Yeah, I like it all right. Do you like Amherst? 104 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:20,635 Sure, why shouldn't I? 105 00:08:20,694 --> 00:08:23,334 My parents worked very hard to send me. 106 00:08:25,699 --> 00:08:27,645 I better like it. 107 00:08:29,936 --> 00:08:32,883 - Do you have a name or something? - Susan. 108 00:08:32,939 --> 00:08:34,885 I'm Sandy. 109 00:08:38,912 --> 00:08:42,121 - I think you can make out with her. - You think so? 110 00:08:42,182 --> 00:08:43,752 She's stuff. 111 00:08:44,818 --> 00:08:46,889 You think so? 112 00:08:46,953 --> 00:08:49,832 I wouldn't kick her out of bed. 113 00:08:49,890 --> 00:08:52,734 I shouldn't try somebody else, though? 114 00:08:52,792 --> 00:08:54,237 Who? 115 00:08:58,064 --> 00:09:00,408 She was the best looking girl at the whole mixer. 116 00:09:00,467 --> 00:09:02,913 I'll say that for her. 117 00:09:02,969 --> 00:09:04,642 Wasn't she? 118 00:09:04,704 --> 00:09:06,980 Her tits were too small. 119 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:10,351 Yeah, I was thinking that. The hell with her. 120 00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:12,947 But her legs were great. 121 00:09:13,013 --> 00:09:14,617 You think so? 122 00:09:14,681 --> 00:09:17,685 Standing so close, I really couldn't tell about her legs. 123 00:09:17,751 --> 00:09:20,095 I wouldn't kick her out of bed. 124 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:29,439 She's got some funny ideas. 125 00:09:29,496 --> 00:09:32,170 I wouldn't kick her out of bed. 126 00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:35,710 Don't rush me, please. 127 00:09:35,769 --> 00:09:39,717 What's the matter? I like you very much, Susan. 128 00:09:42,509 --> 00:09:44,819 It's our third date. 129 00:09:44,878 --> 00:09:47,859 - I like you too. - You let me kiss you last week. 130 00:09:47,914 --> 00:09:50,417 And this week. 131 00:09:50,483 --> 00:09:52,929 If I could kiss you once last week, I should be able to kiss you... 132 00:09:52,986 --> 00:09:54,932 at least twice tonight. 133 00:09:57,557 --> 00:09:59,002 Well? 134 00:09:59,059 --> 00:10:01,665 You're the only boy I know that I can talk to. 135 00:10:01,728 --> 00:10:04,572 I can't see you being quiet for any guy. 136 00:10:04,631 --> 00:10:08,773 Not quiet, but if you know somebody's not going to approve of what you are-- 137 00:10:08,835 --> 00:10:11,247 - Whatever that is. - Whatever that is. 138 00:10:11,304 --> 00:10:13,306 Well, you just don't tell him. 139 00:10:13,373 --> 00:10:15,979 If I like a boy, and I want him to keep liking me... 140 00:10:16,042 --> 00:10:19,285 and I'm brighter than he is, I have to not show it or I'll lose him... 141 00:10:19,346 --> 00:10:21,257 so it's hard. 142 00:10:21,314 --> 00:10:23,658 Well, I wouldn't want anyone overly bright. 143 00:10:23,717 --> 00:10:25,697 Yeah, but you wouldn't feel threatened. 144 00:10:25,752 --> 00:10:28,255 - I might be bothered a little. - I don't think you would... 145 00:10:28,321 --> 00:10:30,597 nearly as much as some people. 146 00:10:30,657 --> 00:10:32,933 For instance, someday I want to write novels. 147 00:10:32,993 --> 00:10:36,338 Not now, but later on when I have something to say. 148 00:10:36,396 --> 00:10:38,706 Now, that doesn't threaten you, does it? 149 00:10:38,765 --> 00:10:40,210 No. 150 00:10:42,402 --> 00:10:44,348 Maybe a little. 151 00:10:48,608 --> 00:10:50,554 Don't press so hard. 152 00:10:54,414 --> 00:10:56,951 See, it's better when it's gentle. 153 00:11:01,054 --> 00:11:02,727 See? 154 00:11:08,495 --> 00:11:10,668 What are you grinning at? 155 00:11:13,066 --> 00:11:14,704 You feel her up yet? 156 00:11:14,768 --> 00:11:17,749 Come on. I like this girl. I don't want to ruin things. 157 00:11:17,804 --> 00:11:20,114 Was I right about kissing her? 158 00:11:20,173 --> 00:11:21,880 Listen, we had a big fight over it. 159 00:11:21,941 --> 00:11:25,411 - And you won! - I don't know if I won or not. 160 00:11:25,478 --> 00:11:27,754 Why do you let yourself be pushed around? 161 00:11:27,814 --> 00:11:30,886 You're the one who's pushing me around! 162 00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:33,021 I guess I won. Sure I won. 163 00:11:33,086 --> 00:11:35,066 She kissed me five times. 164 00:11:35,121 --> 00:11:38,625 Now, that's when you should've put your hand on her tit. 165 00:11:38,692 --> 00:11:41,764 Come on, when this girl's nice enough to kiss me, I should do that to her? 166 00:11:41,828 --> 00:11:44,331 You act as if she's doing you a favor. 167 00:11:46,099 --> 00:11:48,545 Well, it is sort of a favor, isn't it? 168 00:11:48,601 --> 00:11:51,673 I mean, when a girl lets you kiss her and, you know, go on from there-- 169 00:11:51,738 --> 00:11:53,684 feel her up and the rest of it-- 170 00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:55,686 go all the way and the rest of it-- 171 00:11:55,742 --> 00:11:58,222 I mean, isn't it a favor? 172 00:11:58,278 --> 00:12:01,350 What's in it for her if she's not getting paid or anything? 173 00:12:04,017 --> 00:12:05,519 Fuck you. 174 00:12:08,688 --> 00:12:11,828 Okay, okay, I'll feel her up. 175 00:12:14,427 --> 00:12:16,668 Sandy, please take your hand off my breast. 176 00:12:16,730 --> 00:12:19,176 - Why? - 'Cause I want you to. 177 00:12:22,335 --> 00:12:24,645 How could it be fun if you know I don't want it? 178 00:12:24,704 --> 00:12:27,150 I didn't say it was fun. 179 00:12:27,207 --> 00:12:29,483 Then why is your hand where it is? 180 00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:32,716 Because the way we're going, by this time I should be feeling you up. 181 00:12:38,685 --> 00:12:41,393 I don't feel that way about you, Sandy. 182 00:12:45,058 --> 00:12:47,197 I feel that way about you. 183 00:12:56,836 --> 00:13:00,045 You want me to feel something for you too, don't you? 184 00:13:00,106 --> 00:13:03,053 - I thought you liked me. - I do like you. 185 00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:07,216 But I like you for other reasons. 186 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,055 So? 187 00:13:09,115 --> 00:13:11,425 So... 188 00:13:11,484 --> 00:13:15,990 if we went any further, there wouldn't be those reasons anymore. 189 00:13:16,055 --> 00:13:19,127 - We might have something else, though. - What? 190 00:13:20,927 --> 00:13:22,873 Something else. 191 00:13:26,032 --> 00:13:28,979 You're the first girl I've ever done that to, Susan. 192 00:13:39,345 --> 00:13:41,222 I didn't know that. 193 00:13:41,281 --> 00:13:43,522 - It doesn't show? - No. 194 00:13:48,822 --> 00:13:51,860 Well, it's something we both have to go through, I guess. 195 00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:19,221 Susan, are you a virgin? 196 00:14:33,466 --> 00:14:36,072 What do I do with my other hand? 197 00:14:49,115 --> 00:14:51,356 What are you gonna do with your hands? 198 00:14:56,990 --> 00:14:58,435 And then what? 199 00:14:58,992 --> 00:15:01,802 - She told me to let go of her breast. - What did you do? 200 00:15:01,861 --> 00:15:04,068 - I said I didn't want to. - Then what? 201 00:15:04,130 --> 00:15:06,235 She said how could it be fun for me when she didn't like it. 202 00:15:06,299 --> 00:15:07,744 Oh, Jesus. 203 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,041 - I said, "I thought you liked me." - Yeah? 204 00:15:10,103 --> 00:15:12,049 She said, "I like you for other reasons." 205 00:15:12,105 --> 00:15:15,746 - Other reasons? - I told her how I really needed this. 206 00:15:15,808 --> 00:15:18,584 - What did you tell her? - You know, that it was my first time. 207 00:15:18,645 --> 00:15:21,387 Your first time what? What did you say exactly? 208 00:15:21,447 --> 00:15:23,620 I don't remember exactly. 209 00:15:23,683 --> 00:15:26,163 That she was the first girl I ever tried to feel up. 210 00:15:26,219 --> 00:15:28,927 - You told her that? - Was it a mistake? 211 00:15:28,988 --> 00:15:32,060 - I wouldn't. - Then she got nicer to me. 212 00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:36,301 - What do you mean, "nicer"? - She put my hand on her breast. 213 00:15:36,362 --> 00:15:38,569 You mean, you put it on, she left it there. 214 00:15:38,631 --> 00:15:41,635 No, she picked it up and put it on. 215 00:15:41,701 --> 00:15:44,841 She-- She took your hand like this... 216 00:15:44,904 --> 00:15:46,850 and put it on like this? 217 00:15:46,906 --> 00:15:49,409 That's right. So I didn't know what to think. 218 00:15:49,475 --> 00:15:51,284 You didn't, huh? 219 00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:54,052 From just wanting to be friends, she's suddenly getting aggressive. 220 00:15:54,113 --> 00:15:56,059 Yeah, then what? 221 00:15:56,115 --> 00:15:58,561 - I asked her if she was a virgin. - You're kidding. 222 00:15:58,618 --> 00:16:00,598 Was that a mistake? 223 00:16:02,088 --> 00:16:05,228 - Anyhow, she is. - She says. 224 00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:08,761 So now you've got what? One hand or two hands on her tits? 225 00:16:08,828 --> 00:16:11,138 By this time she's put the other hand on the other one. 226 00:16:11,197 --> 00:16:14,610 She put both hands on? Two hands? 227 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:17,614 So I said, "What are you gonna do with your hands?" 228 00:16:17,670 --> 00:16:20,514 - You didn't say that. - It just came out. 229 00:16:20,573 --> 00:16:22,746 Yeah? Then what? 230 00:16:22,809 --> 00:16:26,120 Oh, let's see if I got this. She unzipped my fly. 231 00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:31,156 Bullshit artist! Then what? 232 00:16:31,217 --> 00:16:33,629 - Then what? - Then she did it. 233 00:16:33,686 --> 00:16:35,495 Did what? 234 00:16:37,323 --> 00:16:41,203 Bullshit artist! She really did that? 235 00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:43,206 - She did that? - Yeah. 236 00:16:48,201 --> 00:16:50,010 Hello, is this Susan? 237 00:16:51,070 --> 00:16:53,607 You don't know me. I'm a friend of Sandy's. 238 00:16:53,673 --> 00:16:55,516 His roommate. 239 00:16:55,575 --> 00:16:59,182 Yeah. Jonathan. He told you about me? 240 00:16:59,245 --> 00:17:01,623 Yeah. So, uh... 241 00:17:01,681 --> 00:17:03,854 I'm just here at Smith for tonight... 242 00:17:03,916 --> 00:17:06,453 practically on campus. 243 00:17:06,519 --> 00:17:09,090 I was just taking a drive, you know... 244 00:17:09,155 --> 00:17:12,102 and I found myself practically on campus. 245 00:17:19,165 --> 00:17:21,475 - How do you like Smith? - What's your major? 246 00:17:21,534 --> 00:17:24,344 Where did you go to high school? 247 00:17:24,404 --> 00:17:26,645 What are you doing this summer? 248 00:17:26,706 --> 00:17:29,516 Do you always answer a question with a question? 249 00:17:29,575 --> 00:17:32,715 Do you always date your best friend's girlfriends? 250 00:17:32,779 --> 00:17:35,259 Sandy told me you were beautiful. 251 00:17:35,314 --> 00:17:39,558 He told me you were sexy. I guess he's just a poor judge. 252 00:17:39,619 --> 00:17:42,293 I guess he meant you had personality. 253 00:17:42,355 --> 00:17:44,631 Good grief! 254 00:17:44,691 --> 00:17:48,833 You have a special quality. I like girls who are special. 255 00:17:48,895 --> 00:17:50,875 I'm hardly that special. 256 00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:54,241 Some people you can tell about right away. 257 00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:58,077 Most girls I talk to, it's like we're spies from foreign countries... 258 00:17:58,137 --> 00:18:00,083 and we're speaking in code. 259 00:18:00,139 --> 00:18:02,210 Everything means something else. 260 00:18:02,275 --> 00:18:04,915 Like I say, "Would you like to take a walk?" 261 00:18:04,977 --> 00:18:06,752 and it means something else. 262 00:18:06,813 --> 00:18:09,851 And she says, "I can't. I've got a French test tomorrow," 263 00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:11,862 and it means something else. 264 00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:14,831 And you say, "I'll come over and help you study," and it means something else. 265 00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:17,094 You're very sharp. I like that. 266 00:18:17,156 --> 00:18:19,363 And that means something else. 267 00:18:19,425 --> 00:18:23,202 - You're too sharp. - Does that bother you? 268 00:18:23,262 --> 00:18:27,005 - It interests me. - Is that more code? 269 00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:31,572 - We'd be good together. - I'm dating your best friend. 270 00:18:31,637 --> 00:18:33,878 - He won't mind. - How do you know? 271 00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:36,648 I won't tell him. 272 00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:39,019 What if I mind? 273 00:18:39,078 --> 00:18:40,887 You want to go out Friday? 274 00:18:42,482 --> 00:18:45,088 I'm seeing Sandy. 275 00:18:45,151 --> 00:18:47,028 Saturday? 276 00:18:47,086 --> 00:18:48,895 I have a date. 277 00:18:48,955 --> 00:18:52,095 - Sunday? - I'm seeing my folks. 278 00:18:52,158 --> 00:18:54,229 Where do they live? 279 00:18:54,293 --> 00:18:56,967 - Newton. - Sunday night? 280 00:18:58,598 --> 00:19:01,442 I'll be too tired. 281 00:19:01,501 --> 00:19:03,981 I'll help you get over your folks. 282 00:19:06,305 --> 00:19:09,684 How about it, Susan? What are you so afraid of? 283 00:19:11,043 --> 00:19:12,989 Not you. 284 00:19:20,686 --> 00:19:22,529 I think I'm in love. 285 00:19:30,329 --> 00:19:32,104 Bullshit artist. 286 00:19:32,999 --> 00:19:34,945 I really think so. 287 00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:39,847 You get in yet? 288 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,986 What's that got to do with it? 289 00:19:43,042 --> 00:19:46,285 How do you know if you don't know how you are in bed together? 290 00:19:46,345 --> 00:19:48,347 That's not everything. 291 00:19:48,414 --> 00:19:50,223 It's a lot. 292 00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:54,356 She tells me thoughts I didn't even know I had until she tells them to me. 293 00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:57,230 It's unbelievable. I can talk to her. 294 00:19:57,290 --> 00:20:00,237 You can talk to me too. Are you in love with me? 295 00:20:00,293 --> 00:20:03,001 I can say things to her I wouldn't dare say to you. 296 00:20:04,297 --> 00:20:07,437 - What, for instance? - Things you'd laugh at. 297 00:20:08,634 --> 00:20:10,671 Listen, I'm laughing now. 298 00:20:14,373 --> 00:20:17,354 She thinks I'm sensitive. 299 00:20:17,410 --> 00:20:19,583 Sensitive? 300 00:20:19,645 --> 00:20:23,388 Sensitive? Oh, boy! 301 00:20:26,219 --> 00:20:28,665 What do you talk to her about? Flowers? 302 00:20:28,721 --> 00:20:31,099 - Books. - Books. 303 00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:34,939 You phony. 304 00:20:34,994 --> 00:20:38,203 - I read more books than you do. - Yeah, well, I'm gonna start. 305 00:20:38,264 --> 00:20:40,073 I'm reading The Fountainhead. 306 00:20:40,132 --> 00:20:43,443 - The Fountainhead? What's that? - It's her favorite book. 307 00:20:43,502 --> 00:20:45,743 You ever hear of Jean Christophe? 308 00:20:45,805 --> 00:20:49,514 - What's that? - It's a classic, you moron. 309 00:20:49,575 --> 00:20:52,078 I'm gonna read it right after The Fountainhead. 310 00:20:52,144 --> 00:20:54,249 Yeah? 311 00:20:54,313 --> 00:20:57,590 You ever read Guadalcanal Diary by Richard Tregaskis? 312 00:20:57,650 --> 00:21:00,688 - No. - That was a best-seller, and I read it. 313 00:21:00,753 --> 00:21:04,200 You ever read Gentleman's Agreement by Laura Z. Hobson? 314 00:21:04,257 --> 00:21:07,795 You ever read A Bell for Adano by John Hersey? 315 00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:09,806 I'm gonna read everything from now on. 316 00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:12,866 I read more than you do, so who's the one who's sensitive? 317 00:21:12,932 --> 00:21:14,843 You or me? Come on. 318 00:21:14,901 --> 00:21:16,903 Who's sensitive? 319 00:21:22,008 --> 00:21:25,387 I've had a very messed up childhood. 320 00:21:25,444 --> 00:21:29,119 - What does your father do? - He fails. 321 00:21:29,181 --> 00:21:31,661 - It's not funny. - I'm sorry. 322 00:21:31,717 --> 00:21:34,095 Were you very poor? 323 00:21:34,153 --> 00:21:37,134 My father couldn't hold on to a job. 324 00:21:37,189 --> 00:21:39,601 He kept giving me advice. 325 00:21:39,659 --> 00:21:43,300 The more he failed, the more advice I got. 326 00:21:43,362 --> 00:21:46,935 He's a communist, my father. 327 00:21:46,999 --> 00:21:48,945 We're Republicans. 328 00:21:50,536 --> 00:21:53,016 Sometimes I think I'm a communist, though. 329 00:21:53,072 --> 00:21:54,915 Me too. 330 00:21:54,974 --> 00:21:57,784 We have so much, and other people have, you know... 331 00:21:57,843 --> 00:21:59,789 so little. 332 00:21:59,845 --> 00:22:02,189 After I get set up as a lawyer... 333 00:22:02,248 --> 00:22:05,491 what I'd really like to do is go into politics... 334 00:22:05,551 --> 00:22:07,963 public service. 335 00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:10,830 What really gets me is I was too young to fight in the war... 336 00:22:10,890 --> 00:22:14,030 because what was that all about except to prove... 337 00:22:14,093 --> 00:22:16,699 that if everybody pitches in... 338 00:22:16,762 --> 00:22:19,504 the plain people have a chance? 339 00:22:19,565 --> 00:22:22,774 So, even though I'm the first in my family... 340 00:22:22,835 --> 00:22:24,872 to get an education... 341 00:22:24,937 --> 00:22:27,884 I don't ever want to forget where I came from. 342 00:22:30,576 --> 00:22:32,852 You're a lot more serious than I thought. 343 00:22:32,912 --> 00:22:34,823 I know. 344 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,861 - Where'd you meet her? - I'm another person with her. 345 00:22:37,917 --> 00:22:41,330 You wouldn't recognize me. The things that come out of my mouth. 346 00:22:41,387 --> 00:22:44,300 Boy, she really sounds like something. Is she built? 347 00:22:44,357 --> 00:22:46,860 She's got a quality. 348 00:22:46,926 --> 00:22:48,963 She doesn't talk much... 349 00:22:49,028 --> 00:22:51,508 but the things she says are so sharp. 350 00:22:51,564 --> 00:22:53,874 We should double-date sometime. 351 00:22:55,534 --> 00:22:57,138 Well... 352 00:22:57,203 --> 00:23:01,709 I want to know her a little better, you know, before we double-date. 353 00:23:01,774 --> 00:23:05,722 Gee, isn't it great? A month ago, neither of us even knew a girl. 354 00:23:08,848 --> 00:23:10,794 What's her name? 355 00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:15,059 Myrtle. 356 00:24:52,051 --> 00:24:54,258 Bullshit artist! 357 00:24:59,158 --> 00:25:01,001 You're kidding me! 358 00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:03,301 You're not kidding me! You really did it! 359 00:25:03,362 --> 00:25:05,672 You bastard! 360 00:25:05,731 --> 00:25:07,711 Finally, a girl puts out! 361 00:25:10,970 --> 00:25:12,950 Next it's my turn. 362 00:25:13,005 --> 00:25:15,076 - I don't think she'll do it. - She will. 363 00:25:15,141 --> 00:25:19,351 - I've just been taking it easy on her. - Believe me. Find somebody else. 364 00:25:19,411 --> 00:25:21,652 Are you crazy? When I'm right on the verge? 365 00:25:21,714 --> 00:25:23,819 I see her tomorrow night. 366 00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,565 - Sandy? - Yeah. 367 00:25:29,622 --> 00:25:32,193 You ever talk to her about me? 368 00:25:32,258 --> 00:25:34,636 Yeah, sure. Sometimes. 369 00:25:34,693 --> 00:25:37,299 - Do me a favor, will you? - What? 370 00:25:37,363 --> 00:25:39,741 Don't tell her I got laid. 371 00:25:43,903 --> 00:25:45,849 Please, Susan. 372 00:25:47,072 --> 00:25:50,519 Sometimes I want to do it, and a second later I don't want to do it. 373 00:25:50,576 --> 00:25:52,522 Let's do it. 374 00:25:57,216 --> 00:25:59,492 I don't know why you put up with me. 375 00:26:04,323 --> 00:26:06,929 I don't think I can do it. 376 00:26:06,992 --> 00:26:09,029 That really hurts, Susan. 377 00:26:09,094 --> 00:26:11,802 - Let me-- - Not anymore. 378 00:26:11,864 --> 00:26:15,175 - Please, Sandy. - Not anymore. 379 00:26:15,234 --> 00:26:17,180 Susan, let's do it. 380 00:26:21,207 --> 00:26:23,153 I love you. 381 00:26:25,377 --> 00:26:27,414 Do you have anything? 382 00:26:29,415 --> 00:26:31,725 - How long have you had that? - Not too long. 383 00:26:31,784 --> 00:26:33,855 Not a year or anything? 384 00:26:33,919 --> 00:26:35,865 I'm sure it's okay. 385 00:26:38,591 --> 00:26:42,095 - I don't want to take any chances. - These things have to be okay. 386 00:26:46,498 --> 00:26:48,102 It's okay. 387 00:26:59,745 --> 00:27:01,850 I'm positive it's okay. 388 00:27:16,662 --> 00:27:19,973 It's as if you're the first guy in history who ever got laid. 389 00:27:20,032 --> 00:27:22,376 I'm the first guy in my history who ever got laid. 390 00:27:22,434 --> 00:27:24,971 I like it too, but you don't hear me crowing about it. 391 00:27:25,037 --> 00:27:27,313 There's such a thing as good taste, you know. 392 00:27:27,373 --> 00:27:29,683 - What's the matter with you? - Jesus! 393 00:27:29,742 --> 00:27:32,348 After you started scoring, what did I get out of you? 394 00:27:32,411 --> 00:27:35,654 We did it standing, sitting, in the car, under the car-- 395 00:27:35,714 --> 00:27:38,092 Myrtle, Myrtle, Myrtle. 396 00:27:38,150 --> 00:27:40,858 Maybe you forget, but I knew Susan before you knew Myrtle. 397 00:27:40,919 --> 00:27:44,389 And who scored first? You. That didn't make me feel good, you know. 398 00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:46,697 In fact, it made me feel very jealous. 399 00:27:46,759 --> 00:27:50,571 But did I try to shut you up? Did I say, "I'm tired of hearing about it already"? 400 00:27:50,629 --> 00:27:53,542 I didn't say it because I'm your friend, so I sat through it. 401 00:27:53,599 --> 00:27:57,046 - Okay, okay. You made your point. - Jesus. 402 00:27:57,102 --> 00:28:00,140 Sometimes I think I'm a better friend to you than you are to me. 403 00:29:20,686 --> 00:29:22,427 Didn't you ever do that? 404 00:29:22,488 --> 00:29:26,561 Of course, I knew what the word "misled" meant. 405 00:29:26,625 --> 00:29:28,571 I just didn't know how to pronounce it. 406 00:29:29,928 --> 00:29:32,408 So when I finally saw it in print, I thought it was "myzled". 407 00:29:32,464 --> 00:29:34,410 You know, I've been "myzled". 408 00:29:37,336 --> 00:29:39,976 I kept wondering, what does this word mean, "myzled"? 409 00:29:40,038 --> 00:29:42,951 Sexy. Let's "myzle". 410 00:29:43,008 --> 00:29:46,478 Has anybody ever heard of "Round John Virgin"? 411 00:29:47,679 --> 00:29:50,853 - One of the guys in Robin Hood. - That's Little John. 412 00:29:52,151 --> 00:29:55,928 - What did you say? "Round John"? - "Round John Virgin." 413 00:29:55,988 --> 00:29:57,934 Is that in Falstaff? 414 00:29:57,990 --> 00:30:00,266 "Round John Virgin, mother and child." 415 00:30:00,325 --> 00:30:02,703 "Round John Virgin mother"? 416 00:30:02,761 --> 00:30:07,471 Holy infant so tender and mild 417 00:30:07,533 --> 00:30:09,672 - Oh, there's "gunshee." - "Gunshee"? 418 00:30:09,735 --> 00:30:12,215 G-U-N-S-H-Y. "Gunshee." 419 00:30:12,271 --> 00:30:15,548 - Gun-shy. - I always thought it was "gunshee." 420 00:30:17,409 --> 00:30:20,151 Susan, do the one about the bear. You'll love this, Jonathan. 421 00:30:20,212 --> 00:30:22,852 Oh, yeah, the hymn we used to sing in church about the bear-- 422 00:30:22,915 --> 00:30:25,862 - About the bear with crossed eyes? - You're kidding me. 423 00:30:25,918 --> 00:30:28,922 - Whose name was Gladly? - Gladly the bear? 424 00:30:28,987 --> 00:30:33,402 Don't you know it? "Gladly, the Cross-eyed Bear"? 425 00:30:33,459 --> 00:30:36,997 "Gladly, the Cross-eyed Bear." Oh, "Gladly the Cross I'd Bear." 426 00:30:39,131 --> 00:30:41,634 All right. Pronounce this. C-H-O... 427 00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:43,907 P-H-O-U-S-E. 428 00:30:50,442 --> 00:30:51,944 Chophouse. 429 00:30:54,580 --> 00:30:57,720 This has to stop. 430 00:30:57,783 --> 00:30:59,820 I don't know how to tell him. 431 00:30:59,885 --> 00:31:03,162 You don't have any trouble telling him a lot of other things. 432 00:31:03,222 --> 00:31:05,998 - What does that mean? - The way you talk to him. 433 00:31:06,058 --> 00:31:08,561 I don't ever hear you talking to me that way. 434 00:31:08,627 --> 00:31:10,231 What way? 435 00:31:11,563 --> 00:31:13,509 I don't know. 436 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,480 He's very vulnerable. I don't want to hurt him. 437 00:31:17,536 --> 00:31:19,482 You're hurting me. 438 00:31:20,939 --> 00:31:22,941 He loves me. 439 00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:25,955 That's no reason to go to bed with him. 440 00:31:29,882 --> 00:31:34,058 You would have just gone on, wouldn't you, if he hadn't told me. 441 00:31:34,119 --> 00:31:35,598 I don't know. 442 00:31:35,654 --> 00:31:37,998 I would've never known a thing about it. 443 00:31:38,056 --> 00:31:40,002 I don't know. Maybe. 444 00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:43,999 Boy, you're really something. 445 00:31:46,031 --> 00:31:48,375 I don't feel like something. 446 00:31:49,535 --> 00:31:51,572 I feel like nothing. 447 00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:58,010 How much longer do you expect me to take this? 448 00:31:58,076 --> 00:32:01,853 - I'm trying to tell him. - I see how you're trying. 449 00:32:01,914 --> 00:32:05,088 It's not my fault. I don't enjoy these fights. 450 00:32:05,150 --> 00:32:08,154 Listen, it's me you're supposed to be in love with. 451 00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:12,558 - I'm gonna tell him. - What? 452 00:32:12,624 --> 00:32:15,969 - I'm gonna tell him about you and me. - No, Jonathan. 453 00:32:16,028 --> 00:32:19,271 Why don't you give me some of the understanding that you give to him? 454 00:32:19,331 --> 00:32:21,277 You're stronger. 455 00:32:25,837 --> 00:32:28,317 You tell him everything else. You can tell him about us. 456 00:32:28,373 --> 00:32:30,876 What do you mean, I tell him everything? Who says so? 457 00:32:30,943 --> 00:32:33,890 He tells me. He's my best friend. 458 00:32:39,384 --> 00:32:41,330 Are you gonna tell him? 459 00:32:44,923 --> 00:32:46,869 He's so helpless. 460 00:33:10,315 --> 00:33:13,558 Susan, I love you. 461 00:33:13,619 --> 00:33:16,930 Why can't you be more with me like you are with Sandy? 462 00:33:23,695 --> 00:33:25,936 She says she's no good for me. 463 00:33:28,767 --> 00:33:31,407 Maybe she's trying to let you down easy. 464 00:33:34,072 --> 00:33:37,144 Go ahead and laugh. It adds up. 465 00:33:42,047 --> 00:33:44,027 Go ahead and laugh. 466 00:33:46,718 --> 00:33:49,824 You don't know every mood of mine like you know every mood of his. 467 00:33:49,888 --> 00:33:51,561 - How come? - I don't know. 468 00:33:51,623 --> 00:33:53,933 You don't tell me thoughts I never knew I had. 469 00:33:53,992 --> 00:33:56,495 Did he say I do that? Then I guess I must. 470 00:33:56,561 --> 00:33:59,872 - You do it, so do it with me. - I can't. 471 00:33:59,931 --> 00:34:03,606 You can do it with him, you can do it with me. Now, tell me my thoughts. 472 00:34:03,669 --> 00:34:06,309 - I can't! - Why can't you? 473 00:34:06,371 --> 00:34:08,476 I can't with you. 474 00:34:08,540 --> 00:34:12,181 - This has gone far enough. - I cannot stand any more ultimatums. 475 00:34:12,244 --> 00:34:14,918 This is my last one. Now, tonight, you tell him about us... 476 00:34:14,980 --> 00:34:16,789 or tomorrow, I tell him. 477 00:34:16,848 --> 00:34:19,124 Look at me, Susan! 478 00:34:19,184 --> 00:34:22,222 Now, tell me my goddamned thoughts! 479 00:34:40,305 --> 00:34:41,511 Hello? 480 00:34:42,541 --> 00:34:44,179 You didn't do it, did you? 481 00:34:45,410 --> 00:34:47,788 - No. - Why not? 482 00:34:50,348 --> 00:34:52,794 He looks at me with such trust. 483 00:34:54,352 --> 00:34:56,491 How do I look at you? 484 00:34:57,622 --> 00:35:00,364 - With bitterness. - It used to be trust. 485 00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:04,904 At least you know my thoughts. 486 00:35:04,963 --> 00:35:08,206 - Did you tell him? - What do you think? 487 00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:17,084 So what do we do now? 488 00:35:19,611 --> 00:35:23,115 I don't know. I guess I get an ultimatum. 489 00:35:23,181 --> 00:35:25,855 Do you think there's any sense in this? 490 00:35:37,028 --> 00:35:38,473 In what? 491 00:35:39,698 --> 00:35:41,769 In you and me. 492 00:35:46,404 --> 00:35:49,578 - That's up to you. - No, it's up to you. 493 00:35:52,010 --> 00:35:55,184 I don't see any point in it. 494 00:35:55,247 --> 00:35:58,160 I wish I were wrong. 495 00:36:01,653 --> 00:36:04,327 I don't feel anything anymore. 496 00:36:16,268 --> 00:36:18,874 Neither do I. 497 00:36:27,245 --> 00:36:30,283 The reason I didn't say anything to Sandy... 498 00:36:33,351 --> 00:36:35,854 I knew he wouldn't believe me. 499 00:36:38,056 --> 00:36:41,367 And I'd go into detail so he would have to believe me. 500 00:36:41,426 --> 00:36:44,305 And I knew he'd come running to you... 501 00:36:44,362 --> 00:36:46,672 and I knew you'd tell him everything I said was true... 502 00:36:46,731 --> 00:36:49,644 and I knew then you'd go to bed with him. 503 00:36:52,204 --> 00:36:55,083 Yeah, that sounds like what would happen. 504 00:37:02,013 --> 00:37:03,253 So? 505 00:37:04,850 --> 00:37:06,329 So? 506 00:37:18,129 --> 00:37:20,405 I'll always be your friend. 507 00:37:23,101 --> 00:37:25,411 Jesus, Susan, I hope not. 508 00:37:36,748 --> 00:37:39,354 - It's going to be buggy. - It's not gonna be buggy. 509 00:37:39,417 --> 00:37:42,227 It's the tropics. What do you mean? It's the jungle. 510 00:37:42,287 --> 00:37:44,597 You can't cover yourself from head to toe. 511 00:37:44,656 --> 00:37:47,068 - I'll get eaten alive. - You don't know what it's like. 512 00:37:47,125 --> 00:37:50,129 You've never camped out before. Isn't he being silly, Jonathan? 513 00:37:50,195 --> 00:37:52,334 - I am not. - Are too. 514 00:37:52,397 --> 00:37:55,378 - You're a real city boy. - How about the cot? 515 00:37:55,433 --> 00:37:57,936 Come on, sweetie. We've got a sleeping bag. 516 00:37:58,003 --> 00:38:00,415 You're really serious about sleeping on the ground? 517 00:38:00,472 --> 00:38:03,942 - You are a baby. - Christ, this knapsack's heavy. 518 00:38:04,009 --> 00:38:08,014 I told you you overpacked. What do you plan to do with a pillowcase? 519 00:38:08,079 --> 00:38:10,025 Put it back! 520 00:38:10,081 --> 00:38:13,358 You are a nut. Isn't he a nut, Jonathan? 521 00:38:13,418 --> 00:38:15,796 Susan, you pack your things, let me pack mine. 522 00:38:15,854 --> 00:38:18,357 - I'm just trying to help. - Help your own stuff. 523 00:38:18,423 --> 00:38:20,926 - You have packing to do. - You don't even have room. 524 00:38:20,992 --> 00:38:22,938 We're going in a little car. 525 00:39:23,922 --> 00:39:25,265 Jesus! 526 00:39:26,257 --> 00:39:29,466 - You want her? - I wouldn't kick her out of bed. 527 00:39:29,527 --> 00:39:31,666 Will you look at the pair on her? 528 00:39:31,730 --> 00:39:34,210 Look at that schmuck trying to keep up with her. 529 00:39:34,265 --> 00:39:36,404 They're always with guys like that. 530 00:39:36,468 --> 00:39:39,005 That guy must be 60 if he's a day. 531 00:39:39,070 --> 00:39:41,641 Maybe he'll have a heart attack. You could save his life... 532 00:39:41,706 --> 00:39:43,777 get her number and fuck her. 533 00:39:45,577 --> 00:39:47,181 You bastard. 534 00:39:47,245 --> 00:39:49,816 Bastard. 535 00:39:49,881 --> 00:39:51,758 How's Susan? 536 00:39:52,817 --> 00:39:54,592 Couldn't be better. 537 00:39:54,652 --> 00:39:56,859 I always said it, and I say it now... 538 00:39:56,921 --> 00:39:59,333 you found yourself a jewel. 539 00:39:59,391 --> 00:40:01,393 She is a jewel. 540 00:40:03,561 --> 00:40:05,541 Not bad, that one. 541 00:40:05,597 --> 00:40:08,441 Listen, you must be getting more than your share. 542 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:12,107 I'd get married in a minute if I could find the right girl. 543 00:40:12,170 --> 00:40:14,844 Bullshit artist. You and your actress friends. 544 00:40:14,906 --> 00:40:18,319 Are you kidding, Doctor? You're the one that's got the deal. 545 00:40:18,376 --> 00:40:20,219 What can I say? 546 00:40:20,278 --> 00:40:23,919 "Take your clothes off, baby, I want to check your capital gains"? 547 00:40:26,251 --> 00:40:28,094 I just look. 548 00:40:29,154 --> 00:40:32,328 - Sure you do. - I really do. 549 00:40:32,390 --> 00:40:34,734 Susan's plenty enough woman for one man. 550 00:40:36,661 --> 00:40:38,607 Hey, look at that. 551 00:40:41,699 --> 00:40:45,613 - That's Sally Joyce. - Didn't I see her on Ed Sullivan? 552 00:40:45,670 --> 00:40:48,150 I fucked her once. 553 00:40:48,206 --> 00:40:50,117 Bullshit artist. 554 00:40:50,175 --> 00:40:52,314 We used to do her taxes. 555 00:40:52,377 --> 00:40:54,755 She's with another firm now. 556 00:40:54,813 --> 00:40:58,590 - Why don't you say hello? - She wouldn't remember me. 557 00:40:58,650 --> 00:41:01,927 She's a real ballbuster, that one. 558 00:41:01,986 --> 00:41:04,193 I've been through the mill with her kind. 559 00:41:04,255 --> 00:41:05,632 Yeah? 560 00:41:06,691 --> 00:41:08,898 You think a girl goes for you, and then you find out... 561 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,440 she's after your money or your balls. 562 00:41:11,496 --> 00:41:14,375 Or your money and your balls. 563 00:41:14,432 --> 00:41:17,276 Women today are better hung than the men. 564 00:41:27,612 --> 00:41:29,649 I should have your problems. 565 00:41:30,648 --> 00:41:33,652 It's not as easy getting laid as it used to be. 566 00:41:33,718 --> 00:41:37,495 I don't think I fuck more than a dozen new girls a year now. 567 00:41:38,690 --> 00:41:41,330 Maybe I'm too much of a perfectionist. 568 00:41:41,392 --> 00:41:45,204 This last one came so close to being what I wanted. 569 00:41:45,263 --> 00:41:48,506 Good pair of tits on her. Not a great pair. 570 00:41:48,566 --> 00:41:51,706 Almost no ass at all, and that bothered me. 571 00:41:51,769 --> 00:41:53,976 Sensational legs. 572 00:41:54,038 --> 00:41:57,042 I would have settled for the legs if she had just two more inches here... 573 00:41:57,108 --> 00:42:00,021 and three more here. 574 00:42:00,078 --> 00:42:03,719 Anyhow, that took two years out of my life. 575 00:42:03,781 --> 00:42:05,954 You don't want a family? 576 00:42:06,017 --> 00:42:09,931 I don't want to put it down, but who needs it? 577 00:42:09,988 --> 00:42:12,525 You can't make fucking your life's work. 578 00:42:12,590 --> 00:42:15,833 Don't tell me what I can and can't do. 579 00:42:15,894 --> 00:42:17,931 You're so well-off? 580 00:42:45,990 --> 00:42:48,231 Susan's a very good homemaker. 581 00:42:48,293 --> 00:42:50,739 Very efficient. 582 00:42:50,795 --> 00:42:53,708 I come home, everything's in its place... 583 00:42:53,765 --> 00:42:57,076 which I like, because it's tiring putting in a full day at the office... 584 00:42:57,135 --> 00:43:00,241 then Doctor's Hospital for a couple of hours. 585 00:43:00,305 --> 00:43:03,616 So it's nice to have everything in its place when I get home. 586 00:43:03,675 --> 00:43:06,212 A martini, dinner, the kids. 587 00:43:08,446 --> 00:43:10,483 We don't watch much television. 588 00:43:10,548 --> 00:43:12,926 We like to read aloud to each other. 589 00:43:14,986 --> 00:43:19,025 We used to have more friends than we do, but we don't have that many anymore. 590 00:43:21,259 --> 00:43:24,297 So, on weekends, we might entertain a little... 591 00:43:24,362 --> 00:43:27,366 or go over to see a friend. 592 00:43:28,833 --> 00:43:31,814 Come into town, see a play or a good film. 593 00:43:35,373 --> 00:43:37,444 It's not glamorous or anything. 594 00:43:40,912 --> 00:43:43,358 There are other things besides glamour. 595 00:43:53,091 --> 00:43:55,867 You have a long lifeline. 596 00:43:55,927 --> 00:43:57,998 I like that. 597 00:43:58,062 --> 00:44:00,770 The way you run your nail across my-- 598 00:44:00,832 --> 00:44:03,403 You're difficult to get along with. 599 00:44:04,469 --> 00:44:06,380 Me? 600 00:44:06,437 --> 00:44:11,352 - Bobbie. - You always know your own mind. 601 00:44:11,409 --> 00:44:13,685 Right this minute, anyway. 602 00:44:16,114 --> 00:44:19,755 You won't stop going after what you want until you get it. 603 00:44:23,888 --> 00:44:26,027 Let me see your hand. 604 00:44:32,864 --> 00:44:34,275 Well? 605 00:44:34,332 --> 00:44:36,676 You are built. 606 00:44:36,734 --> 00:44:38,941 You see that in my hand? 607 00:44:39,003 --> 00:44:41,210 Even your hand is built. 608 00:44:42,573 --> 00:44:45,952 I think you're a dirty old man. 609 00:44:46,010 --> 00:44:49,355 I'm a dirty young man. How old are you? 610 00:44:50,615 --> 00:44:53,095 - How old do you think I am? - Nineteen. 611 00:44:55,620 --> 00:44:58,328 - Twenty. - No. 612 00:44:58,389 --> 00:45:00,460 Twenty-one? 613 00:45:00,525 --> 00:45:02,027 Twenty-two? 614 00:45:05,496 --> 00:45:07,703 Twenty-four? 615 00:45:07,765 --> 00:45:09,938 You skipped 23. 616 00:45:10,001 --> 00:45:12,277 - Twenty-three. - No. 617 00:45:14,372 --> 00:45:16,750 - Twenty-four? - No. 618 00:45:16,808 --> 00:45:19,584 Twenty-five? 619 00:45:19,644 --> 00:45:21,282 - Twenty-six? - Nope. 620 00:45:22,814 --> 00:45:24,384 Twenty-seven? 621 00:45:24,449 --> 00:45:26,395 You're getting warm. 622 00:45:27,652 --> 00:45:30,462 - Twenty-eight. - No. 623 00:45:30,521 --> 00:45:32,432 Twenty-nine. 624 00:45:35,159 --> 00:45:37,639 I like going out with older women. 625 00:45:45,470 --> 00:45:48,644 - Are you married? - Are you kidding? 626 00:45:48,706 --> 00:45:51,084 You don't want to get married? 627 00:45:51,142 --> 00:45:53,349 I'd marry you in a minute. 628 00:45:53,411 --> 00:45:55,721 Can you cook? 629 00:45:55,780 --> 00:45:59,091 - Spaghetti. - I can cook spaghetti. 630 00:45:59,150 --> 00:46:01,994 Good. You do the cooking. 631 00:46:02,053 --> 00:46:04,055 What will you do? 632 00:46:05,289 --> 00:46:07,394 What would you like me to do? 633 00:46:07,458 --> 00:46:09,961 What would you like to do? 634 00:46:10,027 --> 00:46:12,064 I asked you first. 635 00:46:12,130 --> 00:46:14,838 Well, I'm not gonna answer you first. 636 00:46:18,903 --> 00:46:21,008 I can sew. 637 00:46:21,072 --> 00:46:23,552 Doesn't sound like much of a marriage... 638 00:46:23,608 --> 00:46:26,316 me cooking spaghetti and you sewing. 639 00:46:26,377 --> 00:46:31,417 You want a divorce? I'll take you for every cent you've got. 640 00:46:31,482 --> 00:46:34,122 I didn't know I was marrying a gold digger. 641 00:46:36,087 --> 00:46:38,658 You won't take pity on me? 642 00:46:38,723 --> 00:46:41,329 Only if you say you're sorry. 643 00:46:43,761 --> 00:46:45,570 I'm sorry. 644 00:46:45,630 --> 00:46:47,769 And you'll never do it again. 645 00:46:47,832 --> 00:46:50,142 I'll never do it again. 646 00:46:50,201 --> 00:46:53,410 And you'll always be a good boy. 647 00:46:53,471 --> 00:46:55,417 Yes, Mama. 648 00:46:57,742 --> 00:47:00,188 Do you like to be mothered? 649 00:47:00,244 --> 00:47:03,487 I'd like to be smothered by you. 650 00:47:03,548 --> 00:47:05,926 What else would you like me to do to you? 651 00:47:34,011 --> 00:47:35,957 How do you like it? 652 00:47:37,281 --> 00:47:39,227 How do I like what? 653 00:47:40,585 --> 00:47:42,531 My, uh, you know. 654 00:47:44,689 --> 00:47:46,635 What do I know? 655 00:47:48,759 --> 00:47:50,761 You know everything. 656 00:47:53,097 --> 00:47:55,043 I know you. 657 00:47:55,099 --> 00:47:57,045 And I know you. 658 00:48:29,700 --> 00:48:31,145 Jesus! 659 00:49:00,898 --> 00:49:02,775 God! Jesus! 660 00:49:34,432 --> 00:49:35,877 Wow. 661 00:49:35,933 --> 00:49:38,607 I almost came that time. 662 00:50:26,350 --> 00:50:29,957 - Oh, nurse! - What is it, Mr. Weisenborn? 663 00:50:30,021 --> 00:50:32,558 Will you come in here a minute, please? 664 00:50:32,623 --> 00:50:34,796 Certainly, Mr. Weisenborn. 665 00:50:43,134 --> 00:50:45,614 Why, Mr. Weisenborn! 666 00:50:58,549 --> 00:51:00,961 Most guys I know are pricks. 667 00:51:05,189 --> 00:51:08,830 I don't know anymore what they want. 668 00:51:08,893 --> 00:51:11,737 I'll be happy to tell you. 669 00:51:11,796 --> 00:51:14,140 They want the boodle. 670 00:51:15,633 --> 00:51:18,170 But they ain't gonna get the boodle. 671 00:51:18,235 --> 00:51:20,181 Goddamn right. 672 00:51:20,237 --> 00:51:23,184 Because this kid here's got the boodle. 673 00:51:25,042 --> 00:51:27,522 Pretty sure of yourself, aren't you? 674 00:51:33,651 --> 00:51:36,530 You're a nice man. 675 00:51:36,587 --> 00:51:40,034 And you're a very lucky girl. 676 00:52:51,729 --> 00:52:54,141 You know something, Sam? 677 00:52:54,198 --> 00:52:56,371 What is it, sweetheart? 678 00:53:00,004 --> 00:53:03,110 You think it would be a fatal mistake in our lives if we shacked up? 679 00:53:11,549 --> 00:53:13,825 It's very difficult, Bobbie. 680 00:53:15,319 --> 00:53:19,461 These last couple of weeks, we get along so well together. 681 00:53:21,358 --> 00:53:22,962 The idea-- 682 00:53:27,631 --> 00:53:29,770 I like you very much. 683 00:53:32,303 --> 00:53:34,715 So much. 684 00:53:34,772 --> 00:53:36,376 This idea-- 685 00:53:41,145 --> 00:53:43,489 To be perfectly honest... 686 00:53:43,547 --> 00:53:46,050 I mean... 687 00:53:46,116 --> 00:53:48,289 it sounds very good to me. 688 00:53:50,588 --> 00:53:54,730 Let's both give it a couple of days to think about it. 689 00:53:57,995 --> 00:54:01,408 It sounds like-- 690 00:54:01,465 --> 00:54:04,275 Well, very good. 691 00:54:06,237 --> 00:54:08,046 Very, very... 692 00:54:10,841 --> 00:54:13,151 well... 693 00:54:13,210 --> 00:54:14,814 good. 694 00:54:17,882 --> 00:54:20,089 Only, our eyes should be open. 695 00:54:21,185 --> 00:54:24,928 We should go into this, we should... 696 00:54:24,989 --> 00:54:27,094 know exactly what we're getting into. 697 00:54:28,359 --> 00:54:31,306 This is just a shack-up. I'm not asking for your hand in marriage. 698 00:54:32,463 --> 00:54:36,468 Yeah. Well, so long as we both understand that. 699 00:54:37,268 --> 00:54:38,303 We do. 700 00:54:40,037 --> 00:54:43,484 I just thought it's better to get it all out on the table... 701 00:54:45,009 --> 00:54:49,685 so later there can be no possibility of a misunderstanding. 702 00:54:49,747 --> 00:54:53,058 I don't know how many business deals I've seen come to grief-- 703 00:54:53,117 --> 00:54:54,721 Okay. 704 00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:57,924 Okay. 705 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,803 You're a real prick. You know that? 706 00:55:11,035 --> 00:55:12,139 Prick? 707 00:55:18,142 --> 00:55:21,521 I could very easily get serious about this girl. 708 00:55:21,578 --> 00:55:23,888 She's a lot of fun to be with. 709 00:55:26,650 --> 00:55:29,563 This is just between the two of us... 710 00:55:29,620 --> 00:55:33,193 but the last year or so, I've been having... 711 00:55:33,257 --> 00:55:35,601 I don't know... 712 00:55:35,659 --> 00:55:37,661 a little trouble. 713 00:55:37,728 --> 00:55:40,368 I wasn't worried, but... 714 00:55:40,431 --> 00:55:43,378 still and all... 715 00:55:43,434 --> 00:55:45,380 a little trouble with... 716 00:55:46,804 --> 00:55:49,614 well, myself... 717 00:55:51,442 --> 00:55:53,149 you know... 718 00:55:55,546 --> 00:55:57,492 getting hard. 719 00:56:01,185 --> 00:56:03,665 It took a long time, and you know how girls are today. 720 00:56:03,721 --> 00:56:07,498 They judge you. They judge you very quickly. 721 00:56:07,558 --> 00:56:08,832 So... 722 00:56:11,228 --> 00:56:14,573 I had a real rough time a couple of times. 723 00:56:14,631 --> 00:56:17,737 Some very nasty innuendos. 724 00:56:19,470 --> 00:56:23,350 And, as I say, I wasn't too worried, but-- 725 00:56:25,376 --> 00:56:28,357 I won't lie to you. I was a little worried. 726 00:56:31,281 --> 00:56:33,625 And along comes this Bobbie. 727 00:56:33,684 --> 00:56:37,427 I get one look at the size of the pair on her, and I never had a doubt... 728 00:56:37,488 --> 00:56:40,867 I'd ever be anything but okay again. 729 00:56:40,924 --> 00:56:43,530 And I was. I was. 730 00:56:45,129 --> 00:56:48,372 With all our kidding back and forth on our first night together... 731 00:56:48,432 --> 00:56:51,709 I don't mind telling you I had tears in my eyes. 732 00:56:51,769 --> 00:56:54,511 She's really the girl in the airline commercial? 733 00:56:56,774 --> 00:56:59,687 You lucky son of a bitch. 734 00:56:59,743 --> 00:57:01,416 I don't know. 735 00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,952 I don't want to get in over my head. I got in over my head... 736 00:57:06,016 --> 00:57:09,589 three, four times already... 737 00:57:09,653 --> 00:57:12,259 and you have to be a real bastard. 738 00:57:15,559 --> 00:57:18,267 I don't like being put in that position. 739 00:57:23,667 --> 00:57:24,941 What would you do? 740 00:57:25,002 --> 00:57:28,142 If she looks anything like she looks on television-- 741 00:57:28,205 --> 00:57:31,482 Size 38 with a "D" cup. 742 00:57:31,542 --> 00:57:33,453 But looks aren't everything. 743 00:57:34,645 --> 00:57:37,819 Believe me, looks are everything. 744 00:57:39,983 --> 00:57:41,519 Maybe. 745 00:57:48,325 --> 00:57:50,032 I'm hungry. 746 00:57:51,061 --> 00:57:53,564 I'll get up. 747 00:57:53,630 --> 00:57:56,076 Why do we always have to eat so late? 748 00:57:56,133 --> 00:57:59,273 'Cause I work late, dildo. 749 00:57:59,336 --> 00:58:02,044 Why do you work at all? 750 00:58:02,106 --> 00:58:04,108 Brings in extra money. 751 00:58:05,909 --> 00:58:08,185 I make enough. 752 00:58:08,245 --> 00:58:10,555 You want me to quit working? 753 00:58:10,614 --> 00:58:13,026 I thought you were bored with it. 754 00:58:13,083 --> 00:58:16,121 - I am. - So quit. 755 00:58:17,855 --> 00:58:20,131 What'll I do? 756 00:58:20,190 --> 00:58:22,295 What do other women do? 757 00:58:24,495 --> 00:58:26,441 Have children. 758 00:58:37,975 --> 00:58:40,046 Well, you asked me. 759 01:00:14,304 --> 01:00:16,580 - Hey, was that you? - Yeah, that was me. 760 01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:18,677 No kid-- 761 01:00:18,742 --> 01:00:21,086 Thought for sure it was his voice. 762 01:00:21,144 --> 01:00:23,215 Why didn't you tip me off you had a set of pipes like that? 763 01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:26,454 I told you I wanted to sing a good song, you wanted that trapeze number. 764 01:00:26,516 --> 01:00:29,725 The dames will go overboard when you turn on that golden throat. 765 01:00:32,389 --> 01:00:35,029 Come on, let's go. 766 01:00:35,092 --> 01:00:37,038 Let's get rollin', boys. 767 01:00:38,262 --> 01:00:40,105 All right, he's set for the big number. Go ahead. 768 01:00:40,163 --> 01:00:43,667 - What about my beer? - Ladies and gentlemen... 769 01:00:43,734 --> 01:00:47,147 - We're all out. - the Cinderella girl has taken ill. 770 01:00:47,204 --> 01:00:49,616 A change in program will be necessary. 771 01:00:49,673 --> 01:00:52,950 I really wanted a beer. 772 01:00:53,010 --> 01:00:55,616 Do you want me to run out to the corner? 773 01:00:56,947 --> 01:01:00,417 - You're too tired. - I'm tired, but I don't mind. 774 01:01:02,419 --> 01:01:04,296 I'll get it. 775 01:01:04,354 --> 01:01:06,664 No, I'll get it. 776 01:01:06,723 --> 01:01:11,638 It's my fault. I should have reminded you when I called this afternoon. 777 01:01:13,330 --> 01:01:15,276 I'm sorry, honey. 778 01:01:17,467 --> 01:01:20,710 You're more tired now than when you were working. 779 01:01:22,606 --> 01:01:24,608 I'm in the house all day. 780 01:01:26,310 --> 01:01:28,756 Didn't you get up at all today? 781 01:01:28,812 --> 01:01:32,555 What do you do? I mean, when you're not telephoning. 782 01:01:35,319 --> 01:01:38,300 I'm not on the phone that much. 783 01:01:38,355 --> 01:01:41,893 It took me 45 minutes to get through this afternoon. 784 01:01:51,568 --> 01:01:53,775 I'll go and get the beer. 785 01:01:53,837 --> 01:01:57,341 - No, I'll go. - I thought you were too tired. 786 01:01:57,407 --> 01:01:59,182 I haven't been out all day. 787 01:02:00,243 --> 01:02:02,553 Fresh air'll do you good. 788 01:02:05,782 --> 01:02:07,762 Will you walk with me? 789 01:02:09,119 --> 01:02:11,599 Then I may as well go myself. 790 01:02:33,110 --> 01:02:35,056 Wanna make love? 791 01:02:39,049 --> 01:02:41,051 We haven't in a week. 792 01:02:44,788 --> 01:02:46,028 Is it a week? 793 01:02:50,026 --> 01:02:53,997 It's funny. Susan and I do all the right things. 794 01:02:55,632 --> 01:03:00,513 We undress in front of each other. We spend 15 minutes on foreplay. 795 01:03:00,570 --> 01:03:04,518 We experiment, do it in different rooms-- it's a seven-room house. 796 01:03:09,212 --> 01:03:12,819 We don't believe in making a ritual of it. We do it when we feel like it. 797 01:03:14,484 --> 01:03:17,624 We don't feel we have to be passionate all the time. 798 01:03:18,688 --> 01:03:21,225 Sometimes it's even more fun necking. 799 01:03:25,095 --> 01:03:28,474 We're considerate of each other's feelings. 800 01:03:28,532 --> 01:03:33,504 I had a tendency-- men, I guess, have-- to be selfish. 801 01:03:34,571 --> 01:03:37,074 But I stopped. I don't do that now. 802 01:03:42,479 --> 01:03:44,857 We try to be patient. 803 01:03:44,915 --> 01:03:48,328 And we are patient, gentle with each other. 804 01:03:58,528 --> 01:04:02,567 Maybe it's just not meant to be enjoyable with women you love. 805 01:04:07,337 --> 01:04:09,010 Do you want to get laid? 806 01:04:12,409 --> 01:04:13,717 Please. 807 01:04:24,554 --> 01:04:27,296 Very nice, indeed. 808 01:04:29,392 --> 01:04:31,269 Indeed. Watch out. 809 01:04:32,362 --> 01:04:36,139 - I almost had it. Right, Cindy? - Sure, you almost had it. 810 01:04:40,470 --> 01:04:43,610 - See that, Cindy? - He was lucky! 811 01:04:43,673 --> 01:04:45,118 That's all! 812 01:04:49,212 --> 01:04:53,251 - Bastard! That was out. - Bullshit, it was. 813 01:04:53,316 --> 01:04:56,456 - Hey, let Cindy be the judge! - We'll do it over, all right? 814 01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:58,966 All right. Fair's fair. 815 01:05:03,393 --> 01:05:06,135 Deuce! You see that shot, Cindy? 816 01:05:07,931 --> 01:05:10,343 Now we got some tennis. 817 01:05:26,216 --> 01:05:28,196 - Game! - Luck! 818 01:05:28,251 --> 01:05:30,754 "Luck," my ass! 819 01:05:32,055 --> 01:05:35,229 - You wanna take me on, Cindy? - It's my turn. 820 01:05:35,292 --> 01:05:38,637 Aw, come on, Bobbie. You're so awful. 821 01:05:40,597 --> 01:05:42,042 You serve. 822 01:05:44,167 --> 01:05:46,579 Very nice. 823 01:05:46,636 --> 01:05:50,675 Hey, you play well. Hey, Sandy, will you look at this girl? 824 01:05:50,740 --> 01:05:52,276 Terrific, Cindy. 825 01:05:53,843 --> 01:05:56,824 Hey, she's backin' me up! 826 01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:58,484 I'm not kidding. Look at this! 827 01:06:00,850 --> 01:06:02,796 Beautiful. 828 01:06:04,220 --> 01:06:07,758 Boy, will you look at this? Forty-love! 829 01:06:07,824 --> 01:06:10,600 And I'm not takin' it easy on her either. 830 01:06:40,957 --> 01:06:42,630 What the fuck-- 831 01:07:41,017 --> 01:07:44,965 You and Lord and Taylor's are gonna have to work out a trial separation. 832 01:07:48,525 --> 01:07:50,527 I had the water running. What did you say? 833 01:08:02,939 --> 01:08:04,543 Look at the date. 834 01:08:04,607 --> 01:08:06,951 What do you mean? 835 01:08:07,010 --> 01:08:08,956 Five months ago. 836 01:08:21,891 --> 01:08:24,497 I'm sorry I cost you so much money. 837 01:09:17,914 --> 01:09:19,860 I wanna get married. 838 01:09:49,379 --> 01:09:52,792 - Are you tired of me, Jonathan? - Am I ever. 839 01:09:52,849 --> 01:09:55,227 - The answer's yes. - I didn't say "yes." 840 01:09:55,285 --> 01:09:58,459 You said "am I ever." I need more in life than this. 841 01:09:58,521 --> 01:10:01,195 Who put you up to this? Your psychiatrist? 842 01:10:01,257 --> 01:10:04,898 After a long, exhaustive bed hunt you've finally chosen me. 843 01:10:04,961 --> 01:10:06,838 Cindy's not a virgin either. 844 01:10:08,531 --> 01:10:10,374 What? 845 01:10:10,433 --> 01:10:12,413 Oh, I get it. 846 01:10:12,468 --> 01:10:16,245 Is that what brought this on? Your mind is unbelievable. 847 01:10:16,306 --> 01:10:19,913 You have to have a low opinion of me, thinking that I would do that to Sandy. 848 01:10:19,976 --> 01:10:22,957 Oh, no. You wouldn't want to cheat on Sandy. 849 01:10:23,012 --> 01:10:26,721 - Oh, now it's Sandy. - He spends half his life over here. 850 01:10:26,783 --> 01:10:28,729 Wait a minute. 851 01:10:28,785 --> 01:10:33,063 A second ago you had me screwing Cindy. Who am I screwing now? Sandy? 852 01:10:33,122 --> 01:10:34,533 You're going too fast for me. 853 01:10:34,591 --> 01:10:36,628 I'm going too fast for you? 854 01:10:36,693 --> 01:10:39,833 Your little mind operates like an IBM, like a pinball machine. 855 01:10:39,896 --> 01:10:42,604 First Cindy. Oh, no, not Cindy? How 'bout Sandy? 856 01:10:42,665 --> 01:10:46,738 How 'bout Cindy and Sandy? Talk about the pot calling the kettle. 857 01:10:46,803 --> 01:10:50,273 The day I got an earful of your checkered past, I felt like a celibate. 858 01:10:50,340 --> 01:10:53,810 - You made me tell you. - Sure, I twisted your arm. 859 01:10:53,877 --> 01:10:55,322 It got you hot. 860 01:10:55,378 --> 01:10:57,449 Something has to. 861 01:11:12,495 --> 01:11:16,966 - You have such contempt for me. - Kid, you worked hard for it. 862 01:11:17,033 --> 01:11:20,071 - It's yours. - The way you paw me at parties. 863 01:11:20,136 --> 01:11:23,083 Now affection is contempt. 864 01:11:23,139 --> 01:11:25,210 Upside down. 865 01:11:25,275 --> 01:11:27,619 Everything upside down. 866 01:11:27,677 --> 01:11:30,453 Feeling me up in public is not affection. 867 01:11:30,513 --> 01:11:33,687 - Will you come on? - I know I sleep all day. 868 01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:37,163 I know I'm doing a terrible job, but you're not helping me any. 869 01:11:38,221 --> 01:11:40,997 - And who helps me? - I help you. 870 01:11:41,057 --> 01:11:43,503 Your kind of help I can do without. 871 01:11:43,559 --> 01:11:46,335 Can you? Can you really? 872 01:11:50,300 --> 01:11:53,042 You'll do anything you can to ruin my day, won't you? 873 01:11:53,102 --> 01:11:56,106 I got up today feelin' so good. 874 01:11:57,407 --> 01:11:59,114 You couldn't leave us alone. 875 01:12:00,176 --> 01:12:02,554 - We were doing so well. - What? 876 01:12:02,612 --> 01:12:07,618 At one time it was great what we had, the kidding around. 877 01:12:07,684 --> 01:12:11,757 It can't have a natural time span. Affairs can't dissolve in a good way. 878 01:12:11,821 --> 01:12:13,994 There's always got to be poison. 879 01:12:14,057 --> 01:12:17,470 I really don't see why. 880 01:12:17,527 --> 01:12:19,700 Jonathan, do you want it over between us? 881 01:12:19,762 --> 01:12:22,174 Why does it have to be one way or the other? 882 01:12:22,231 --> 01:12:27,044 - You don't want me to leave. - I want you here, where you belong. 883 01:12:27,103 --> 01:12:28,548 What about you? 884 01:12:28,604 --> 01:12:32,142 When I'm here, I'm here. When I'm not here, I'm there. 885 01:12:32,208 --> 01:12:33,744 - Where? - Wherever! 886 01:12:33,810 --> 01:12:38,316 No. I'm a man-eater, a ballbuster and a castrator. 887 01:12:38,381 --> 01:12:40,383 I wanna get married. 888 01:12:44,854 --> 01:12:47,266 All right. Where the fuck is my shoehorn? 889 01:12:47,323 --> 01:12:49,826 This place is a mess. There's not any food in the house. 890 01:12:49,892 --> 01:12:52,634 Half the time you look like you fell out of bed. 891 01:12:52,695 --> 01:12:56,905 You spend more time in bed than anyone I ever heard of over six months old. 892 01:12:56,966 --> 01:13:00,914 The reason I sleep all day is 'cause I can't stand my life! 893 01:13:00,970 --> 01:13:04,042 - What life? - Sleeping all day! 894 01:13:08,578 --> 01:13:11,923 You do that sort of thing, I fall in love with you all over again. 895 01:13:11,981 --> 01:13:15,087 Marry me, Jonathan. Please marry me. 896 01:13:15,151 --> 01:13:17,188 You're tryin' to kill me. 897 01:13:17,253 --> 01:13:19,199 Marriage isn't death. 898 01:13:20,256 --> 01:13:21,394 Why now? 899 01:13:21,457 --> 01:13:26,099 Because two years ago I slept eight hours. 900 01:13:26,162 --> 01:13:30,406 A year ago it was 12. It's up to 15 now. Pretty soon it's gonna be 24. 901 01:13:30,466 --> 01:13:32,275 What are you trying to do? Scare me? 902 01:13:32,335 --> 01:13:34,747 - I need a life. - Get a job! 903 01:13:34,804 --> 01:13:37,808 I don't want a job. I want you. 904 01:13:37,874 --> 01:13:40,514 I'm taken-- by me! 905 01:13:40,576 --> 01:13:44,149 Get out of the house! Do something useful, goddamn it! 906 01:13:44,213 --> 01:13:46,056 You wouldn't let me work when I wanted to. 907 01:13:46,115 --> 01:13:47,458 That was a year ago. 908 01:13:47,517 --> 01:13:50,396 You throw a tantrum every time you call and I'm not home. 909 01:13:50,453 --> 01:13:54,731 Look, sister, I'm out there in the jungle eight hours a day. 910 01:13:54,791 --> 01:13:57,067 You wouldn't even let me canvas for Kennedy. 911 01:13:57,126 --> 01:14:01,541 You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty. 912 01:14:01,597 --> 01:14:05,511 You get a pretty goddamn good salary for testing out this bed all day. 913 01:14:05,568 --> 01:14:08,811 You want an extra $50 a week? Try vacuuming. 914 01:14:08,871 --> 01:14:12,080 You want an extra hundred? Make this goddamn bed! 915 01:14:12,141 --> 01:14:15,953 Try opening some goddamn windows! That's why you can't stand up in here. 916 01:14:16,012 --> 01:14:18,822 The goddamn place smells like a coffin! 917 01:14:25,655 --> 01:14:27,601 You don't need me. 918 01:14:27,657 --> 01:14:31,161 Why do you let yourself in for this kind of abuse? 919 01:14:31,227 --> 01:14:35,107 Walk out. Please leave me. 920 01:14:35,164 --> 01:14:38,145 For God's sake, I'd almost marry you if you'd leave me. 921 01:14:38,201 --> 01:14:40,579 You call that abuse? 922 01:14:40,636 --> 01:14:43,446 You don't know what I'm used to. 923 01:14:43,506 --> 01:14:45,679 With all your carrying on... 924 01:14:46,742 --> 01:14:48,688 to me you're a gift. 925 01:14:53,116 --> 01:14:55,027 So what's it gonna be? 926 01:14:59,722 --> 01:15:01,963 You sure know how to screw things up. 927 01:15:02,024 --> 01:15:03,560 So where does that leave us? 928 01:15:05,428 --> 01:15:08,204 Are you giving me an ultimatum? 929 01:15:08,264 --> 01:15:10,540 Is this an ultimatum? 930 01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:13,547 Answer me, you ballbusting, castrating, son-of-a-cunt bitch. 931 01:15:13,603 --> 01:15:16,015 Is this an ultimatum or not? Because if it is... 932 01:15:16,072 --> 01:15:18,575 I'm gonna tell you what you can do with your ultimatum. 933 01:15:18,641 --> 01:15:20,518 I'm gonna tell you what you can do with it! 934 01:15:20,576 --> 01:15:23,682 You can make this goddamn bed! That's what you can do with it! 935 01:15:23,746 --> 01:15:27,717 Try cleaning these filthy sheets! That's what you can do with it! 936 01:15:32,755 --> 01:15:34,860 She's not ready. 937 01:15:36,092 --> 01:15:38,265 Well, we're a little early. 938 01:15:38,327 --> 01:15:41,638 - You're looking good, Cindy. - I do my best. 939 01:15:41,697 --> 01:15:43,335 Will Bobbie be long? 940 01:15:51,107 --> 01:15:53,348 Do we have to go to this party? 941 01:15:54,610 --> 01:15:57,386 - How 'bout it, Cindy? - Where's the powder room? 942 01:15:57,446 --> 01:16:00,518 - Right there. - I'm going. You do what you want. 943 01:16:10,026 --> 01:16:13,667 Man. She's really something. 944 01:16:15,431 --> 01:16:17,707 I'm so bored I'm goin' out of my mind. 945 01:16:17,767 --> 01:16:20,304 Bored? With that? 946 01:16:20,369 --> 01:16:22,315 You must be kidding. 947 01:16:25,675 --> 01:16:28,155 You have to go to this party? 948 01:16:30,613 --> 01:16:32,752 Stick around. 949 01:16:32,815 --> 01:16:34,920 No, it's better that I go. 950 01:16:42,058 --> 01:16:44,265 Thank you. 951 01:16:44,327 --> 01:16:46,273 Hey, I just did my hair. 952 01:16:51,234 --> 01:16:53,180 I've got this at home. 953 01:16:54,670 --> 01:16:56,946 How's your tennis game, Jonathan? 954 01:16:57,006 --> 01:16:59,782 We'll have to have a rematch. 955 01:16:59,842 --> 01:17:01,287 Anytime. 956 01:17:15,524 --> 01:17:18,903 - Is she always that way? - You know women. 957 01:17:18,961 --> 01:17:21,805 Boy, is she competitive. 958 01:17:21,864 --> 01:17:24,037 She is very competitive... 959 01:17:24,100 --> 01:17:26,046 but I find that attractive. 960 01:17:28,070 --> 01:17:30,880 You know her problem? 961 01:17:30,940 --> 01:17:33,147 She wants balls. 962 01:17:33,209 --> 01:17:36,053 - She's all right. - I'm not criticizing. 963 01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:41,526 - I wish she were more feminine. - She is a little masculine. 964 01:17:41,584 --> 01:17:44,565 I just wish she wouldn't always demand her own way. 965 01:17:46,455 --> 01:17:48,867 She's got a great body on her. 966 01:17:48,924 --> 01:17:52,394 I have to treat her like a child, give her everything she wants. 967 01:17:53,796 --> 01:17:56,106 I wouldn't mind giving her something. 968 01:17:58,501 --> 01:18:00,981 You've got Bobbie. I should only have it that good. 969 01:18:01,037 --> 01:18:03,540 Oh, I don't know. 970 01:18:03,606 --> 01:18:05,643 Bobbie? Are you kidding? 971 01:18:05,708 --> 01:18:08,188 I've never seen a body like that. 972 01:18:09,312 --> 01:18:12,782 She could do with a little more of what Cindy's got. 973 01:18:12,848 --> 01:18:15,727 She's so goddamn passive. 974 01:18:15,785 --> 01:18:20,393 Yeah? I wouldn't mind Cindy just lying still once. 975 01:18:20,456 --> 01:18:25,064 She's so busy handing out instructions in bed, it's like a close-order drill. 976 01:18:25,127 --> 01:18:26,800 Yeah? 977 01:18:26,862 --> 01:18:29,069 I wouldn't mind a little of that. 978 01:18:29,131 --> 01:18:32,305 As long as she doesn't forget who's boss. 979 01:18:42,478 --> 01:18:45,584 You wouldn't want to swap sometime, would you? 980 01:18:50,219 --> 01:18:52,028 You serious? 981 01:18:52,088 --> 01:18:55,695 What do you say? Might liven things up a bit. 982 01:19:02,264 --> 01:19:05,336 She can miss one party. Leave her to me. 983 01:19:05,401 --> 01:19:07,005 What about Bobbie? 984 01:19:07,069 --> 01:19:11,484 She's so mad at me, she'll jump all over you just for revenge. 985 01:19:12,775 --> 01:19:15,415 You like that, huh? 986 01:19:15,478 --> 01:19:17,082 Seriously. 987 01:19:18,714 --> 01:19:20,785 She's in the bedroom. 988 01:19:20,850 --> 01:19:24,957 If you're quiet, you can do it, and she won't even know. 989 01:19:26,155 --> 01:19:27,759 You bastard! 990 01:19:32,962 --> 01:19:34,908 Give me a minute. 991 01:20:09,565 --> 01:20:11,704 Tell Sandy it's time to leave. 992 01:20:20,543 --> 01:20:22,819 I hope you dance better than you play tennis. 993 01:21:03,953 --> 01:21:05,899 Sandy won't mind. 994 01:21:05,955 --> 01:21:08,196 What's Sandy got to do with it? 995 01:21:08,257 --> 01:21:10,203 You're his girl. 996 01:21:20,202 --> 01:21:22,375 He said it would be okay. 997 01:21:34,416 --> 01:21:36,293 What did Sandy say? 998 01:21:38,554 --> 01:21:42,229 That you and me-- You know. 999 01:21:45,594 --> 01:21:47,870 That was his idea? You had nothing to do with it? 1000 01:21:48,797 --> 01:21:50,777 A little. 1001 01:21:50,833 --> 01:21:52,779 A little or a lot? 1002 01:21:53,502 --> 01:21:55,072 This much. 1003 01:21:55,137 --> 01:21:58,277 I'm surprised it took you this long to get around to it. 1004 01:22:04,346 --> 01:22:06,292 Sandy and I have a party to go to. 1005 01:22:07,383 --> 01:22:08,987 Sandy's busy. 1006 01:22:36,245 --> 01:22:40,455 You want to come around sometime by yourself, that's one thing. 1007 01:22:40,516 --> 01:22:43,520 I've been expecting that. 1008 01:22:43,586 --> 01:22:45,896 But you tell Sandy... 1009 01:22:45,955 --> 01:22:50,734 that if he lays one hand on that tub of lard in there... 1010 01:22:50,793 --> 01:22:52,739 not to come home. 1011 01:22:58,033 --> 01:22:59,979 So you call me. 1012 01:23:30,833 --> 01:23:32,278 Jesus. 1013 01:23:42,544 --> 01:23:47,618 She's semi-comatose. Better send a resuscitation unit and an airway. 1014 01:23:47,683 --> 01:23:52,257 Be ready to give her an I.V. on admission. Who's on? Portus? 1015 01:23:52,321 --> 01:23:55,359 Tell him we'll put her in intensive care. 1016 01:23:58,827 --> 01:24:00,272 Bastard. 1017 01:24:25,220 --> 01:24:27,359 Very slick. 1018 01:24:27,423 --> 01:24:29,460 Very clever! 1019 01:24:30,526 --> 01:24:33,905 Well, it's not going to work, Bobbie! 1020 01:25:00,222 --> 01:25:03,396 That's Bonnie, my first love. 1021 01:25:03,459 --> 01:25:06,030 She lived upstairs from us. 1022 01:25:06,095 --> 01:25:09,804 We started exposing ourselves to each other at ten. 1023 01:25:09,865 --> 01:25:12,106 We got caught on the roof one day by my mother... 1024 01:25:12,167 --> 01:25:14,875 who washed my mouth out with soap. 1025 01:25:14,937 --> 01:25:17,508 I never got the connection. 1026 01:25:17,573 --> 01:25:20,679 Here's Emily, my first steady. 1027 01:25:20,743 --> 01:25:24,987 Until she moved off the block at 11, I never laid a hand on her. 1028 01:25:26,181 --> 01:25:30,891 Um, Mildred, I think this one's name was. 1029 01:25:30,953 --> 01:25:33,058 She followed me around in school. 1030 01:25:33,122 --> 01:25:35,261 The fellows kidded me about her. 1031 01:25:35,324 --> 01:25:38,464 I warned her if she didn't stop I'd beat her up. 1032 01:25:38,527 --> 01:25:42,634 She picked up her skirt, dropped her drawers and shoved her ass at me. 1033 01:25:42,698 --> 01:25:45,304 So I got my first sight of ass at 12. 1034 01:25:47,503 --> 01:25:51,144 Marsha-- 13 and-a-half or thereabouts. 1035 01:25:51,206 --> 01:25:54,779 I kissed her one night at a spin-the-bottle party. 1036 01:25:56,678 --> 01:25:58,351 This one's Rosalie. 1037 01:25:58,413 --> 01:26:02,919 Rosalie looked just like Elizabeth Taylor in National Velvet. 1038 01:26:02,985 --> 01:26:08,298 I had a crush on Rosalie from 14 to 15 and I never went near her. 1039 01:26:08,357 --> 01:26:10,735 In those days we had illusions. 1040 01:26:12,094 --> 01:26:17,339 Here's Charlotte. Not much on looks, but great tits for 15. 1041 01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:21,137 That's Lenny Hartman's sister-- 1042 01:26:21,203 --> 01:26:24,844 my first French kiss, 16 years old. 1043 01:26:26,275 --> 01:26:30,815 Here's Gloria, the best-built girl at Evander Chiles. 1044 01:26:30,879 --> 01:26:34,656 I took her to the Bronx zoo once and, on the bus, copped a cheap feel. 1045 01:26:36,051 --> 01:26:37,894 Here's Gwen. 1046 01:26:37,953 --> 01:26:40,593 I went with her for a year trying to get her to put out... 1047 01:26:40,656 --> 01:26:44,365 but she thought I was too nice and was saving me for marriage. 1048 01:26:44,426 --> 01:26:49,102 Every guy at Evander must have gotten into her pants except me. 1049 01:26:49,164 --> 01:26:52,043 Here's my first-- No, that one was a mistake. 1050 01:26:52,100 --> 01:26:56,549 Here's Eileen, my very first fuck. 1051 01:26:56,605 --> 01:26:59,279 She was a modern dancer at Swarthmore. 1052 01:26:59,341 --> 01:27:02,720 Great body on her. What a waste-- frigid. 1053 01:27:04,112 --> 01:27:06,820 Here's Nancy, a sweet kid. 1054 01:27:06,882 --> 01:27:09,795 She went into biology. Very frigid. 1055 01:27:12,254 --> 01:27:15,667 Here's Bobbie, my wife-- 1056 01:27:15,724 --> 01:27:20,764 the fastest tits in the West and king of the ballbusters. 1057 01:27:20,829 --> 01:27:24,902 She conned me into marrying her, and now she's killing me with alimony. 1058 01:27:26,969 --> 01:27:29,882 Don't know how this one got in here. 1059 01:27:29,938 --> 01:27:34,318 This is my little girl, Wendy. "Princess," I call her. 1060 01:27:34,376 --> 01:27:36,253 Is she a dreamboat? 1061 01:27:37,980 --> 01:27:41,826 Here's a real cunt. I forget her name. 1062 01:27:41,884 --> 01:27:44,797 A Nazi-- I banged her in Berlin. 1063 01:27:46,121 --> 01:27:49,466 Here's something I went with for a couple of months. 1064 01:27:49,524 --> 01:27:53,404 First time I banged her was on a yacht race to Nassau. 1065 01:27:54,363 --> 01:27:59,608 This slob I went with for a year until I got so sick of her ballbusting... 1066 01:27:59,668 --> 01:28:02,410 I couldn't get it up anymore. 1067 01:28:02,471 --> 01:28:04,417 I can't remember her name. 1068 01:28:05,707 --> 01:28:08,881 This was my Jap in the sack. 1069 01:28:08,944 --> 01:28:12,016 I heard that Oriental girls were different. 1070 01:28:12,080 --> 01:28:14,185 Not in America, they're not. 1071 01:28:16,551 --> 01:28:21,557 Here's a 16-year-old I gave 20 bucks to one night in the Village. I was drunk. 1072 01:28:21,623 --> 01:28:24,934 Maybe you know her, Jennifer. She gave me a dose. 1073 01:28:28,363 --> 01:28:31,537 That's all, folks. 1074 01:28:37,005 --> 01:28:39,952 What are you crying, for? It's not a Lassie movie. 1075 01:29:59,855 --> 01:30:01,926 Sorry about that... 1076 01:30:01,990 --> 01:30:03,697 or something. 1077 01:30:05,060 --> 01:30:09,202 So, what else is new? 1078 01:30:09,264 --> 01:30:12,939 To tell you the truth, I don't see anybody anymore. 1079 01:30:13,001 --> 01:30:14,571 Neither do we. 1080 01:30:14,636 --> 01:30:17,583 Well, you've got each other. 1081 01:30:19,207 --> 01:30:22,381 I thought she was your daughter when you first came in. 1082 01:30:22,444 --> 01:30:25,050 In a lot of ways she's older than I am. 1083 01:30:25,113 --> 01:30:26,490 Yeah. 1084 01:30:26,548 --> 01:30:30,360 She knows worlds I can't even begin to touch yet. 1085 01:30:30,419 --> 01:30:32,592 Sandy, please. 1086 01:30:32,654 --> 01:30:36,261 - I found out who I am. - You're in big trouble. 1087 01:30:37,492 --> 01:30:39,472 Same old Jonathan. 1088 01:30:39,528 --> 01:30:41,030 Indubitably. 1089 01:30:41,096 --> 01:30:43,167 Let me talk to her about you, John. 1090 01:30:43,231 --> 01:30:47,873 Talk to her about me? I'm 40, she's 9. 1091 01:30:47,936 --> 01:30:50,974 - You just don't get it, do you? - Oh, I get it, all right. 1092 01:30:51,039 --> 01:30:55,317 I've been getting it for a long time. What's the point? 1093 01:30:55,377 --> 01:30:59,052 Sandy, you found a good piece of ass. God bless you. 1094 01:30:59,114 --> 01:31:01,025 You're my friend. I'm happy for you. 1095 01:31:01,083 --> 01:31:03,393 As long as it lasts, I'm happy for you. 1096 01:31:03,452 --> 01:31:05,830 You deserve to be happy. I mean it. 1097 01:31:05,887 --> 01:31:07,833 Why fight, okay? 1098 01:31:09,124 --> 01:31:12,162 - All those games. - Jesus Christ. 1099 01:31:12,227 --> 01:31:16,369 You don't need those games, Jonathan. I know. I've played more than anyone. 1100 01:31:16,431 --> 01:31:19,002 The obedient son game, the bright student game... 1101 01:31:19,067 --> 01:31:22,571 the cocksman's game, the respectable husband game... 1102 01:31:22,637 --> 01:31:26,244 the good father game, the specialist game. 1103 01:31:26,308 --> 01:31:28,345 Games don't impress Jennifer-- 1104 01:31:28,410 --> 01:31:30,913 just life, just love. 1105 01:31:30,979 --> 01:31:32,253 Yeah. 1106 01:31:32,314 --> 01:31:36,524 Well, I don't want to argue with you, Sandy, so let's just agree to disagree. 1107 01:31:36,585 --> 01:31:39,122 Don't make me mad, okay? 1108 01:31:40,388 --> 01:31:44,234 Jennifer knows more at 18 than Susan knows to this day. 1109 01:31:44,292 --> 01:31:47,762 You found yourself a real jewel, okay? 1110 01:31:47,829 --> 01:31:49,706 She's my love teacher. 1111 01:31:49,764 --> 01:31:52,540 Finally got it up, huh? 1112 01:31:52,601 --> 01:31:55,013 You give off such bad vibrations. 1113 01:31:55,070 --> 01:31:59,712 "Bad vibrations." Sandy, I love you, but you're a schmuck. 1114 01:32:00,775 --> 01:32:03,619 You were always young, Sandy, open. 1115 01:32:03,678 --> 01:32:05,624 You were schmucky a lot of the time... 1116 01:32:05,680 --> 01:32:08,684 but maybe schmuckiness is what you need to stay young and open. 1117 01:32:08,750 --> 01:32:12,061 Listen, don't listen to me. 1118 01:32:12,120 --> 01:32:14,361 You're doin' great, and I'm makin' money. 1119 01:32:15,423 --> 01:32:17,903 You can find what I found, Jonathan. 1120 01:32:19,928 --> 01:32:22,238 Don't make me insult you. 1121 01:32:38,947 --> 01:32:40,221 Women. 1122 01:32:47,122 --> 01:32:48,999 All ballbusters, right? 1123 01:32:49,057 --> 01:32:50,832 You know it. 1124 01:32:50,892 --> 01:32:54,237 When you think of some of the things he has to dip into... 1125 01:32:54,296 --> 01:32:57,607 any guy with a conscience has a right to turn soft. 1126 01:32:58,633 --> 01:33:02,137 - Am I right, Louise? - You're always right, lover. 1127 01:33:32,500 --> 01:33:35,947 I don't think we're gonna have any trouble tonight. 1128 01:33:36,004 --> 01:33:38,245 - You don't? - No, I don't. 1129 01:33:39,374 --> 01:33:41,012 Are you sure? 1130 01:33:41,076 --> 01:33:42,680 You wanna bet? 1131 01:33:44,212 --> 01:33:47,284 - How much? - Sky's the limit. 1132 01:33:47,349 --> 01:33:48,623 Goddamn it! 1133 01:33:52,120 --> 01:33:55,795 - What did I do? - You're doing it all wrong. 1134 01:33:55,857 --> 01:33:58,804 - I'm doing it like always. - You never said that before. 1135 01:33:58,860 --> 01:34:01,204 - Said what? - "Sky's the limit." 1136 01:34:01,263 --> 01:34:03,903 - Sure, I-- - Never. 1137 01:34:05,834 --> 01:34:07,780 What do I say? 1138 01:34:11,406 --> 01:34:13,352 You forgot, didn't you? 1139 01:34:17,946 --> 01:34:20,290 A hundred. 1140 01:34:20,348 --> 01:34:22,294 I say a hundred. 1141 01:34:37,832 --> 01:34:39,436 Okay. 1142 01:34:41,002 --> 01:34:43,141 It just came out. 1143 01:34:43,204 --> 01:34:45,912 I just want it right, that's all. 1144 01:35:01,356 --> 01:35:05,031 I don't think we're gonna have any trouble tonight. 1145 01:35:05,093 --> 01:35:08,973 - You don't? - No, I don't. 1146 01:35:09,030 --> 01:35:11,510 Are you sure? 1147 01:35:11,566 --> 01:35:13,739 You wanna bet? 1148 01:35:13,802 --> 01:35:16,373 How much? 1149 01:35:16,438 --> 01:35:17,940 Hundred? 1150 01:35:30,652 --> 01:35:32,928 You sound pretty sure. 1151 01:35:32,987 --> 01:35:37,299 Your kind of man-- why shouldn't I be sure? 1152 01:35:40,395 --> 01:35:42,033 What kind of man am I? 1153 01:35:46,134 --> 01:35:49,775 A real man. A kind man. 1154 01:35:51,005 --> 01:35:52,609 I'm not kind. 1155 01:35:54,476 --> 01:35:58,549 I don't mean weak kind, the way so many men are. 1156 01:35:58,613 --> 01:36:02,925 I mean the kindness that comes from enormous strength... 1157 01:36:02,984 --> 01:36:06,090 from an inner power so strong that every act... 1158 01:36:06,154 --> 01:36:09,692 no matter what, is more proof of that power. 1159 01:36:09,758 --> 01:36:14,503 That's what all women resent. That's why they try to cut you down-- 1160 01:36:14,562 --> 01:36:17,304 because your knowledge of yourself and them is... 1161 01:36:17,365 --> 01:36:20,642 so right, so true... 1162 01:36:20,702 --> 01:36:26,277 that it exposes the lies which they-- every scheming one of them-- live by. 1163 01:36:27,375 --> 01:36:30,822 It takes a true woman to understand that the purest form of love... 1164 01:36:30,879 --> 01:36:34,349 is to love a man who denies himself to her... 1165 01:36:34,416 --> 01:36:37,954 a man who inspires worship... 1166 01:36:38,019 --> 01:36:42,126 because he has no need for any woman... 1167 01:36:42,190 --> 01:36:44,136 because he has himself. 1168 01:36:44,192 --> 01:36:48,732 Now, who is better, more beautiful... 1169 01:36:48,797 --> 01:36:52,643 more powerful, more perfect-- you're getting hard-- 1170 01:36:52,700 --> 01:36:56,443 more strong, more masculine... 1171 01:36:56,504 --> 01:37:01,453 more extraordinary, more robust-- 1172 01:37:01,509 --> 01:37:02,954 it's rising... 1173 01:37:03,011 --> 01:37:07,482 it's rising-- more virile, more domineering... 1174 01:37:08,550 --> 01:37:12,965 more irresistible-- 1175 01:37:13,021 --> 01:37:15,501 It's up. 1176 01:37:15,557 --> 01:37:17,366 It's in the air.