1 00:01:25,469 --> 00:01:27,721 (crowd cheering) 2 00:01:41,817 --> 00:01:44,444 (PA) Jim Brown scores for Cleveland. 3 00:01:50,866 --> 00:01:53,327 Groza's kick is good. 4 00:01:59,916 --> 00:02:02,002 That's the end of the first quarter. 5 00:02:02,127 --> 00:02:04,503 Cleveland Browns 10, Minnesota Vikings 7. 6 00:02:04,628 --> 00:02:07,965 The lights are on here. We had rain and sleet this morning,... 7 00:02:08,090 --> 00:02:10,550 ..but the field was covered with a tarpaulin,... 8 00:02:10,675 --> 00:02:13,469 ..so the footing down there is fairly good. 9 00:02:13,595 --> 00:02:17,724 The teams have changed sides now, and here comes the kickoff. 10 00:02:27,607 --> 00:02:30,109 (whistle) 11 00:02:46,999 --> 00:02:49,209 The Viking fullback brought down... 12 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:51,836 Camera Two, cover the downfield pass pattern. 13 00:02:51,961 --> 00:02:55,340 Camera Four, move down to the line of scrimmage. 14 00:03:09,769 --> 00:03:13,981 He only picked up a half-yard, so now it's fourth down and a kicking situation. 15 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:17,317 Going in for Cleveland, No.27 Walter Roberts... 16 00:03:17,442 --> 00:03:19,819 ..and No.44 Luther "Boom Boom" Jackson. 17 00:03:20,028 --> 00:03:24,240 So far this season, Boom Boom has averaged 28.7 yards on his punt returns. 18 00:03:24,365 --> 00:03:29,370 - He leads the league in that department. - Camera Four, move to the 30-yard line. 19 00:03:29,495 --> 00:03:31,455 Hinkle. Are you there, Hinkle? 20 00:03:32,288 --> 00:03:34,540 Yeah... Yeah. 21 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:38,419 This is Hinkle. 30-yard line. Roger. 22 00:03:38,544 --> 00:03:42,798 How about some coffee out here for us? With a little antifreeze in it? 23 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:45,175 This way, Joe. 24 00:04:16,494 --> 00:04:19,455 Looks like Boom Boom has not only racked up 55 yards... 25 00:04:19,581 --> 00:04:21,832 ..but also one of our cameramen. 26 00:04:26,461 --> 00:04:28,922 (applause and cheering) 27 00:04:45,186 --> 00:04:47,271 Harry. Harry! 28 00:04:51,233 --> 00:04:53,277 (band plays a march tune) 29 00:05:16,172 --> 00:05:18,715 I hope it isn't anything serious. 30 00:05:19,758 --> 00:05:22,510 And now let's take a look at the accident again... 31 00:05:22,636 --> 00:05:25,722 ..on the CBS exclusive stop-action camera. 32 00:05:52,578 --> 00:05:54,622 Come on. 33 00:05:54,747 --> 00:05:56,999 Let's play ball. 34 00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:10,886 OK, let's go. (gives instructions) 35 00:06:11,011 --> 00:06:13,264 (siren) 36 00:06:33,531 --> 00:06:35,783 (woman sobbing) 37 00:06:40,036 --> 00:06:43,248 Please, Mother. He'll be all right. 38 00:06:59,762 --> 00:07:03,600 Do you suppose maybe it's something... internal? 39 00:07:03,725 --> 00:07:06,768 How would l know? l'm a lawyer, not a doctor. 40 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,982 Children! 41 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,862 Jeffrey. Ginger. Cut that out. This is a hospital. 42 00:07:17,987 --> 00:07:22,115 Let 'em. If they're gonna break a leg, this is the place to do it. 43 00:07:31,665 --> 00:07:33,709 Oh, l... I'm terribly sorry. 44 00:07:33,834 --> 00:07:38,046 All my fault, Sister. I was just trying to... I'm his brother-in-law, Sister. 45 00:07:38,171 --> 00:07:42,217 And this is his mother, Sister, and this is my wife, his sister, Sister. 46 00:07:42,342 --> 00:07:45,302 - We were sort of anxious to find out if... - I understand. 47 00:07:45,427 --> 00:07:47,888 But it'll be a few more minutes. 48 00:07:48,388 --> 00:07:51,099 Thank you, Sister. Shut up, Mother. 49 00:07:55,561 --> 00:07:57,605 Poor Harry. 50 00:07:57,730 --> 00:08:01,858 He was always so brittle. Remember when he fell off the garage? 51 00:08:01,983 --> 00:08:05,737 - Oh, Mother. Not that old story again. - What story? 52 00:08:05,862 --> 00:08:10,616 When they were kids in Toledo, he and Charlotte were playing paratrooper. 53 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:13,953 - She pushed him off the roof. - I didn't push him, he jumped. 54 00:08:14,078 --> 00:08:17,373 And he had an umbrella. Is it my fault if he forgot to open it? 55 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:21,084 - Did he hurt himself? - Spent two months in bed. 56 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,670 He had a compressed vertebra. 57 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:27,589 Compressed vertebra, huh? 58 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:32,678 - Hey, Dad! Can we have a dime? - What? 59 00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:35,429 Can we have a dime? To put in that box. 60 00:08:35,805 --> 00:08:38,391 It's for unwed mothers. 61 00:08:38,516 --> 00:08:41,227 - (coins rattle) - unwed mothers, huh? 62 00:08:41,352 --> 00:08:43,603 Well, l'm for that. 63 00:08:57,199 --> 00:08:59,158 Harry? 64 00:08:59,284 --> 00:09:02,161 - Harry, baby, how do you feel? - (groans) 65 00:09:02,287 --> 00:09:04,330 It's me, Mama. 66 00:09:04,455 --> 00:09:07,791 And Charlotte is here, and Willie and Ginger and Jeffrey. 67 00:09:07,916 --> 00:09:10,377 Hi, sports fans. 68 00:09:11,879 --> 00:09:14,714 - How is he, Doc? - He has a mild concussion. 69 00:09:14,839 --> 00:09:17,341 He's under sedation. He'll rest comfortably. 70 00:09:17,466 --> 00:09:21,179 This is Harry Hinkle on Camera Four. 71 00:09:21,804 --> 00:09:24,139 He doesn't know his own mother. 72 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:29,186 - Any broken bones, internal bleeding? - I don't think so. 73 00:09:29,311 --> 00:09:31,478 How long you been outta medical school? 74 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:33,731 - Five months. - That long, huh? 75 00:09:33,856 --> 00:09:37,484 - Sir? - OK, Louie. You pick up the band. 76 00:09:38,152 --> 00:09:40,612 I'll pan with the pompom girls. 77 00:09:41,112 --> 00:09:44,449 # La la-la la-la-la-la-la. 78 00:09:44,574 --> 00:09:46,826 Let's go. 79 00:09:47,367 --> 00:09:50,871 - Wait. Where are you taking him? - To the general ward. 80 00:09:50,996 --> 00:09:55,541 Oh, no. I want a private room for him. Nothing is too good for my brother-in-law. 81 00:09:55,666 --> 00:10:00,087 - Check with the admission office. - No red tape, Sister. Take him upstairs. 82 00:10:00,213 --> 00:10:03,715 - How about the penthouse suite? - Now you're talking, Doctor. 83 00:10:08,803 --> 00:10:11,640 - Hello, uncle Harry. - Hi. 84 00:10:15,184 --> 00:10:17,353 They're not gonna cut him open, are they? 85 00:10:17,478 --> 00:10:20,522 Shut up. Charlotte, take her home. Take everybody home. 86 00:10:20,647 --> 00:10:23,107 Aren't you coming? What about dinner? 87 00:10:23,233 --> 00:10:26,861 The hell with it. I'm not lettin' him out of my sight, not for a minute. 88 00:10:26,986 --> 00:10:29,571 Jeffrey! Ginger! We're on our way. 89 00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:32,699 - We wanna skate some more. - You can play at home. 90 00:10:32,824 --> 00:10:36,536 Yeah, why don't you teach 'em that paratrooper game? 91 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:33,502 Cleveland Plain Dealer? Give me the city desk. 92 00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:38,174 This is William H Gingrich, attorney-at-law. I represent Harry Hinkle. 93 00:11:38,299 --> 00:11:41,010 The cameraman who was hurt at the game today. 94 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:47,140 Yes. I'm suing CBS, the Cleveland Browns and the Municipal Stadium for $1 million. 95 00:11:47,265 --> 00:11:49,392 That's right. A million dollars. 96 00:11:49,517 --> 00:11:52,811 Hinkle. H-l-N-K-L-E. St Mark's Hospital. 97 00:11:52,936 --> 00:11:55,814 He's very serious. And so am l. 98 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:39,852 - Mr Hinkle's room. What's the number? - Sorry. It's not visiting hours. 99 00:12:39,977 --> 00:12:42,939 Well, maybe you could make an exception. I'm the guy... 100 00:12:43,064 --> 00:12:45,650 Oh, you're Mr Jackson, aren't you? 101 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,237 - Can l ask you something? - Sure. 102 00:12:50,362 --> 00:12:53,615 What do you think our chances are against Philadelphia? 103 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:57,493 - Sister Veronica wants 1 3 points. - You bet around here? 104 00:12:57,618 --> 00:13:01,121 Certainly. I already owe her a Coke from last week. 105 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:05,166 I can't say anything. It's against regulations. I could be suspended. 106 00:13:05,291 --> 00:13:09,212 I understand. He's in 403, right down the corridor. 107 00:13:09,337 --> 00:13:11,588 Thank you. 108 00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:15,551 Give her 1 2/ points. 109 00:13:30,105 --> 00:13:32,149 (knocking) 110 00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:40,239 - Yes? - This is Mr Hinkle's room? 111 00:13:40,364 --> 00:13:42,575 - That's right. - How is he? 112 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:45,410 I called, but they wouldn't give me any information. 113 00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:48,246 I wouldn't know about his condition. He's asleep. 114 00:13:48,371 --> 00:13:52,291 - Oh... I guess l'd better wait outside. - You do that. 115 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:57,796 How about that guy? He's got some nerve showing up here. 116 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:02,508 You wouldn't have a razor on you, would you? 117 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:08,513 Whatever happened to all those beautiful nurses you see on television? 118 00:14:12,809 --> 00:14:15,812 Would you mind leaving us alone for a little while? 119 00:14:15,937 --> 00:14:18,189 I'd be delighted. 120 00:14:19,231 --> 00:14:21,484 (Harry mumbles) 121 00:14:27,572 --> 00:14:29,073 Morning, Harry. 122 00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:32,494 - How... how did l get here? - By stretcher and ambulance. 123 00:14:32,619 --> 00:14:37,164 - Oh, my head. What did they give me? - A whole gang of sleeping pills. 124 00:14:37,289 --> 00:14:40,209 - Where's the can? - Forget it. You can't get out of bed. 125 00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:41,751 I can't get... Who says? 126 00:14:41,876 --> 00:14:44,587 Hate to break it to you, but you got a spinal injury. 127 00:14:44,712 --> 00:14:46,672 - What? - Your left leg is numb... 128 00:14:46,797 --> 00:14:51,259 ..and you got no feeling in the first three fingers of your right hand. 129 00:14:52,803 --> 00:14:55,388 You're crazy. I can move my hand and my leg. 130 00:14:55,514 --> 00:14:57,973 Sure you can, if you wanna blow a million bucks. 131 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,851 - A million buc...? - That's what we're suing for. 132 00:15:00,976 --> 00:15:05,064 They'll offer us $100,000, we settle for a quarter of a million. 133 00:15:05,439 --> 00:15:09,567 - I gotta go to the can. - Stay where you are. I'll bring it to you. 134 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,279 What are you tryin' to pull? l'm all right. 135 00:15:13,404 --> 00:15:16,865 One thing l hate is a patient who makes his own diagnosis. 136 00:15:16,990 --> 00:15:20,035 - There's nothing wrong with me. - That's what you think. 137 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,787 Not only can't you move your hand and your leg,... 138 00:15:22,912 --> 00:15:25,456 ..you got ringing in your ears and double vision. 139 00:15:25,581 --> 00:15:28,668 - Double vision? - How many of me do you see? 140 00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:33,046 One. One cheap, chiselling shyster lawyer who of all people had to marry my sister. 141 00:15:33,171 --> 00:15:37,092 I'm handin' you a quarter of a million dollars on a silver platter! 142 00:15:37,217 --> 00:15:40,469 Don't want the money, don't want the silver platter, l just... 143 00:15:40,594 --> 00:15:45,307 Insurance companies have got so much money they've run out of storage space. 144 00:15:45,432 --> 00:15:49,227 What's a quarter of a million to them? They take it out of petty cash. 145 00:15:49,352 --> 00:15:53,189 - So don't give me with the scruples. - (knocking) 146 00:15:59,111 --> 00:16:02,489 - What is it? - The nurse said he was awake. 147 00:16:02,614 --> 00:16:05,241 Look, pal, can't you read? We got a sick man here. 148 00:16:05,366 --> 00:16:07,660 How sick is he? Nobody will tell me anything. 149 00:16:07,785 --> 00:16:12,038 - Leave the flowers. I'll give 'em to him. - No, thanks. Maybe l could see him later? 150 00:16:12,164 --> 00:16:14,416 - (toilet flushes) - Yeah. 151 00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:18,170 They put you in these just to humiliate you. 152 00:16:18,295 --> 00:16:20,171 Sh! 153 00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:23,132 Where are my clothes? l'm checkin' outta here. 154 00:16:23,257 --> 00:16:25,718 Where do you think you are? ln a Hilton Hotel? 155 00:16:25,843 --> 00:16:28,887 You're not registered here. You got a number on your wrist! 156 00:16:29,012 --> 00:16:33,349 - Do l need a reprieve from the governor? - No, a discharge from the doctor. 157 00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:35,851 - Get into bed! - OK! 158 00:16:35,976 --> 00:16:39,354 But only because it's draughty and l got no pants. 159 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,732 Harry, puppy... 160 00:16:42,357 --> 00:16:45,860 How much do you make a week? l mean, after withholding,... 161 00:16:45,985 --> 00:16:48,196 ..supporting your mother, alimony? 162 00:16:48,321 --> 00:16:50,990 All right, so l owe you $60. 163 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,783 It's not that, Harry. It's not that. 164 00:16:53,909 --> 00:16:57,120 It's just that l don't want my brother-in-law to be a nobody. 165 00:16:57,245 --> 00:17:01,207 I wanna see you in a fastback Mustang, ltalian silk suits,... 166 00:17:01,332 --> 00:17:04,210 ..a decent apartment, a go-go baby all the way. 167 00:17:05,127 --> 00:17:08,129 I won't stand still for one of your phoney whiplash cases! 168 00:17:08,254 --> 00:17:10,632 Whiplash? We're going for all the marbles. 169 00:17:10,757 --> 00:17:13,760 - I wouldn't lift a finger... - That's all you have to do! 170 00:17:13,885 --> 00:17:17,638 Not lift a finger! Think of your mother. Think of your mother, Harry. 171 00:17:17,763 --> 00:17:23,227 Bronchitis every winter. She should be in Florida, baking her chest. 172 00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:27,146 And your sister - 33 years old and never had a fur coat. 173 00:17:27,271 --> 00:17:30,650 And your nephew and niece. They have to sleep in the same room. 174 00:17:30,775 --> 00:17:34,277 - You want them to wind up in analysis? - You want me to wind up in jail? 175 00:17:34,402 --> 00:17:38,824 That's negative thinking! Sure, insurance guys are tough and they're smart. 176 00:17:38,949 --> 00:17:43,160 But l know all their tricks. They'll hit you with hammers, stick pins in you... 177 00:17:43,285 --> 00:17:46,038 - Not me! - Remember which nerves are damaged. 178 00:17:46,163 --> 00:17:49,499 From your ring finger to your thumb, you're numb. Your leg... 179 00:17:49,624 --> 00:17:53,128 - Don't miss any details. - I don't care if 100 doctors examine you. 180 00:17:53,253 --> 00:17:57,214 If you say your back is killing you, that's what we call "pain and suffering". 181 00:17:57,339 --> 00:18:01,677 - The money you get for that is tax-free. - What pain? What suffering? 182 00:18:01,802 --> 00:18:06,430 Six months from now you suddenly start having dizzy spells, muscle spasms,... 183 00:18:06,556 --> 00:18:09,934 ..sciatica, you can't work any more... Then try to collect! 184 00:18:10,059 --> 00:18:12,812 There's nothing wrong with my back... 185 00:18:12,937 --> 00:18:15,105 ..if you'd just get off it! 186 00:18:15,230 --> 00:18:17,482 Breakfast. 187 00:18:18,191 --> 00:18:22,319 I thought you might like some nice stewed prunes. We must keep regular. 188 00:18:22,445 --> 00:18:25,573 - Where's the damn doctor? - Dr Krugman is making his rounds. 189 00:18:25,698 --> 00:18:27,741 He'll be here shortly with your X-rays. 190 00:18:27,867 --> 00:18:31,578 Thank you, Nurse. And bring him some breakfast, too. 191 00:18:32,454 --> 00:18:36,374 Did you hear what she said? X-rays. There goes your whole cockamamie case. 192 00:18:36,499 --> 00:18:40,669 Oh, yeah? What about your little mishap when you were with the paratroopers? 193 00:18:40,794 --> 00:18:42,838 What paratroopers? 194 00:18:42,963 --> 00:18:46,674 You and Charlotte on the garage roof in Toledo? 195 00:18:46,799 --> 00:18:50,261 - That compressed vertebra, remember? - That was like 30 years ago. 196 00:18:50,386 --> 00:18:56,558 With a vertebra, you can't tell an old injury from a new one, so who'll ever know? 197 00:18:56,683 --> 00:18:59,853 I will! Look, l'm not sayin' l'm any better than the next guy. 198 00:18:59,978 --> 00:19:03,689 Maybe l add a few bucks to my expenses, but an out-and-out fake, l'm... 199 00:19:03,856 --> 00:19:07,109 Fake? We got 83,000 eyewitnesses. 200 00:19:07,234 --> 00:19:10,154 Another 30 million watched it on television. 201 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:15,033 They saw you get hit by a 220lb monster and take a spill over that tarpaulin... 202 00:19:15,158 --> 00:19:18,286 ..which shouldn't have been there in the first place. 203 00:19:18,411 --> 00:19:21,163 We got a clear-cut case of negligence. 204 00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:25,167 If you think that gown is humiliating, taste this coffee. 205 00:19:25,292 --> 00:19:27,794 Where do you think you are? ln a Hilton Hotel? 206 00:19:27,919 --> 00:19:31,589 It won't even come to trial. Juries love to soak an insurance company. 207 00:19:31,714 --> 00:19:34,467 - When l wheel you into that courtroom... - Wheel me in? 208 00:19:34,592 --> 00:19:36,927 Yeah, wearin' one of those corsets. 209 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:39,721 - You wanna bet? - Only until we collect the money. 210 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,432 - Then you make a gradual recovery. - (phone rings) 211 00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:46,685 I'm gonna make a rapid recovery. I'm gonna start right now! 212 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,439 I told you no calls. 213 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,651 New York? OK, l'll take it. 214 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,820 Hello? 215 00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:59,404 Yes, this is Harry Hinkle's room. Who wants him? 216 00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:01,406 Who? 217 00:20:01,532 --> 00:20:04,785 You don't say... Yeah, hold on a second. 218 00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:07,912 The next voice you hear will be your wife. 219 00:20:10,706 --> 00:20:13,042 - I have no wife. - All right, your ex-wife. 220 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:16,378 - Tell her to drop dead. - Sorry, Sandy. He can't talk right now. 221 00:20:16,503 --> 00:20:19,256 - Now or any other time. Hang up! - Sh! 222 00:20:19,381 --> 00:20:23,135 Yes, Sandy, it's true. Did you see it, dear? Did you see it on television? 223 00:20:23,468 --> 00:20:25,678 No, it's in the paper this morning. 224 00:20:25,803 --> 00:20:30,391 But all it says is they carried him off unconscious, and you're suing. 225 00:20:32,725 --> 00:20:35,728 - How bad is he? - Well, we don't know yet, dear,... 226 00:20:35,854 --> 00:20:39,858 ..but it's gonna take more than a Band-Aid, l can tell you that. 227 00:20:39,983 --> 00:20:43,277 Listen, you bitch, if it's the alimony you're worried about... 228 00:20:43,402 --> 00:20:45,904 Come off it, Sandy. Why else would you call me? 229 00:20:46,238 --> 00:20:48,364 You don't have to believe me, Harry. 230 00:20:48,489 --> 00:20:52,952 But isn't it possible that l'm worried about you and wanted to find out how you felt? 231 00:20:53,411 --> 00:20:58,457 Isn't that touching? You didn't care how l felt when you ran off with Gus Gilroy! 232 00:20:58,582 --> 00:21:02,169 Didn't even leave a note, just a stale meat loaf in the refrigerator! 233 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:05,796 I went nuts trying to find the laundry where you'd taken my shirts! 234 00:21:06,005 --> 00:21:08,674 Please, Harry, this is no time to... 235 00:21:12,511 --> 00:21:17,098 Well, it was your fault, too, because you're too nice a person, and too kind. 236 00:21:17,223 --> 00:21:20,934 You shoulda run after me and belted me a few and dragged me back. 237 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:27,649 It's lucky l didn't. I woulda strangled you with one of Gus Gilroy's fancy ties! 238 00:21:28,609 --> 00:21:31,152 - Well, what would you... - He's had a concussion. 239 00:21:31,277 --> 00:21:33,112 He doesn't know what he's saying. 240 00:21:33,237 --> 00:21:37,532 It may be a couple of days before we have doctors' reports. Where can l reach you? 241 00:21:37,657 --> 00:21:42,329 Well, don't worry. Don't worry, baby. If your friend answers, l'll hang up. 242 00:21:42,454 --> 00:21:45,998 OK, if it's more convenient, you call here. Goodbye, Sandy. 243 00:21:46,123 --> 00:21:50,711 Of all the miserable broads. I don't know what l ever saw in her in the first place. 244 00:21:50,836 --> 00:21:53,297 Cooks like a pig and smokes in bed. 245 00:21:54,089 --> 00:21:57,801 used to walk around like a zombie because her nail polish was always wet. 246 00:21:57,926 --> 00:22:03,222 That's unless she was crawling on her knees trying to find her contact lenses. 247 00:22:03,347 --> 00:22:05,390 Still crazy about her, huh? 248 00:22:05,516 --> 00:22:07,976 And stupid? Agh! 249 00:22:09,478 --> 00:22:12,313 Never read a book in her life. 250 00:22:13,189 --> 00:22:15,858 She read one book. The Carpetbaggers. 251 00:22:16,859 --> 00:22:19,319 End of six months she was on page 19. 252 00:22:21,196 --> 00:22:25,033 We had no life together, no dialogue, no laughs, no... 253 00:22:25,158 --> 00:22:29,036 You know, Harry, l've seen guys carry a torch before, but you're the champ. 254 00:22:29,161 --> 00:22:32,832 You could carry it from Greece to Mexico to open the next Olympic Games. 255 00:22:32,957 --> 00:22:35,125 - Me? - You. 256 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:38,837 Are you outta your skull? You know how many girls l've had since Sandy? 257 00:22:38,962 --> 00:22:44,091 - Phyllis, Sheila, Janet... - use the other hand. That one's numb. 258 00:22:44,216 --> 00:22:47,344 Don't give me with that torch. As far as l'm concerned... 259 00:22:47,469 --> 00:22:50,888 And the funny thing is she still cares about you. 260 00:22:52,306 --> 00:22:55,435 - The hell she does. - Did you hear her? 261 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,062 Did you hear her? She was practically crying. 262 00:22:58,187 --> 00:23:02,023 And when she hears what shape you're in, mangled and helpless,... 263 00:23:02,149 --> 00:23:04,359 ..she'll hop the first plane from New York. 264 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:08,612 You play along with me, Harry, and you'll get your wife back. 265 00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:12,032 - Who wants her? - You do. 266 00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:14,827 Because you still love her. 267 00:23:18,538 --> 00:23:20,623 We open the kid up, and what do we find? 268 00:23:20,749 --> 00:23:23,667 Three buttons, a thumbtack, and 27 cents in change. 269 00:23:23,792 --> 00:23:25,252 Morning, Doctor. 270 00:23:25,377 --> 00:23:30,090 Parents couldn't afford to pay for the operation, so l kept the 27 cents. 271 00:23:30,215 --> 00:23:32,592 I'm Dr Krugman. How are you feeling today? 272 00:23:32,717 --> 00:23:36,596 - Oh, pretty good. - He means considering. 273 00:23:36,721 --> 00:23:40,515 - What do the X-rays show? - I'm kinda curious myself. 274 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:44,144 I was sitting on the 40-yard line. Oy, gevalt... 275 00:23:48,773 --> 00:23:51,567 - Mm... - You said it, Doctor. 276 00:23:55,071 --> 00:23:57,238 Sister? 277 00:23:57,363 --> 00:23:59,532 Would you mind cranking the bed down? 278 00:23:59,657 --> 00:24:01,701 Yes, indeed. 279 00:24:07,247 --> 00:24:10,375 - Ohh! Ohh! - What's the matter? 280 00:24:10,501 --> 00:24:14,295 - My back! Crank it up! Crank it up! - Does it hurt much? 281 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:17,090 I should hope so. He's got a compressed vertebra. 282 00:24:17,215 --> 00:24:19,801 - I've got what? - Here, look at this. 283 00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:22,302 There's a compression of the fifth vertebra. 284 00:24:22,427 --> 00:24:25,806 - Are you sure? - I don't wear this because l'm a barber. 285 00:24:25,931 --> 00:24:30,059 - I'm not questioning your competence. - So don't kibitz! 286 00:24:30,893 --> 00:24:33,562 Now just relax. Tell me if this hurts. 287 00:24:33,687 --> 00:24:35,898 - (crunching) - (Harry grunts) 288 00:24:41,236 --> 00:24:43,071 - (crunching) - Agh! 289 00:24:43,530 --> 00:24:46,407 - Take it easy, Doc. - I said no kibitzing. 290 00:24:51,745 --> 00:24:55,289 - Could l have that cigarette? - Is it all right if he smokes? 291 00:24:55,415 --> 00:24:59,961 Personally, l gave it up. But if you gotta smoke, blow a little of it my way. 292 00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:07,801 (inflates blood pressure cuf) 293 00:25:09,677 --> 00:25:11,971 Why are you holding the cigarette like that? 294 00:25:12,096 --> 00:25:15,516 - The other fingers are sort of numb. - Numb? Did you say numb? 295 00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:18,768 - You heard him. - I don't understand. He hurt his back. 296 00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:22,814 - What's that got to do with the fingers? - It's normal in a case like this. 297 00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:25,608 The vertebra must be pressing on the nerve ending. 298 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:29,528 - Is that a fact? - It's like a watch that's been run over. 299 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:32,948 Imagine what happens to the springs, the wheels, the balance. 300 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:35,742 I guess l'm lucky l'm still ticking. 301 00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:42,873 Now tell me when this feels sharp and when this feels dull. 302 00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:45,751 Sharp... Sharp! 303 00:25:46,168 --> 00:25:48,420 Dull... Dull. 304 00:25:48,837 --> 00:25:50,880 Sharp... Dull. 305 00:25:51,005 --> 00:25:54,300 Sharp... Sharp... Dull. 306 00:25:54,425 --> 00:25:57,136 We got this trainer on the team, Doc Murphy. 307 00:25:57,261 --> 00:26:01,264 He's great with this kind of stuff. us players get clobbered all the time. 308 00:26:01,389 --> 00:26:04,851 - Outside. - He'll just give you a massage and... 309 00:26:04,976 --> 00:26:08,187 - I said out. - You're Boom Boom Jackson. 310 00:26:08,312 --> 00:26:10,564 - Yeah. I brought you these. - Thank you. 311 00:26:10,689 --> 00:26:13,358 Sister, would you please put these in a vase? 312 00:26:13,484 --> 00:26:17,570 Goodbye now. Goodbye. You're very thoughtful. Goodbye. 313 00:26:17,695 --> 00:26:19,197 How'd the game come out? 314 00:26:19,322 --> 00:26:22,575 They kicked a field goal in the last five seconds. 315 00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:25,577 Because l fumbled on the 1 2-yard line. 316 00:26:26,536 --> 00:26:28,789 That's... tough. 317 00:26:29,998 --> 00:26:33,334 They're charging you for a second breakfast. 318 00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:38,714 - Ever had a previous back injury? - Hm? 319 00:26:38,839 --> 00:26:42,133 - Maybe when you were a child? - uh, lemme see... 320 00:26:43,468 --> 00:26:48,680 um... The phone. Why doesn't one of you nurses answer the phone? 321 00:26:48,806 --> 00:26:50,724 - What phone? - It's ringing. 322 00:26:50,849 --> 00:26:53,143 How many nurses do you see? 323 00:26:54,228 --> 00:26:56,396 - Two. - Two? 324 00:26:57,271 --> 00:27:01,609 - Can we afford 'em? - Don't tell me this is normal, Doctor. 325 00:27:02,902 --> 00:27:05,987 - Somebody pull the shade down. - I'll do it. 326 00:27:12,410 --> 00:27:15,079 Open your eyes wide. Look at him. 327 00:27:24,879 --> 00:27:26,423 Hm. 328 00:27:26,548 --> 00:27:28,590 - Nice retina. - Thank you. 329 00:27:35,681 --> 00:27:39,225 What is it, Doc? Any brain damage? Give it to us straight. 330 00:27:39,350 --> 00:27:42,562 No, just a simple concussion. All he needs is a little bed rest. 331 00:27:42,687 --> 00:27:46,648 Thank God. But actually it's the back that bothering me. 332 00:27:46,773 --> 00:27:49,985 - Bothering you? - Those nerves, all connected up. 333 00:27:50,110 --> 00:27:55,197 If it affects his hand, how do we know it doesn't affect another part of his body? 334 00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:00,785 - If you don't mind, l'll have my breakfast. - (Krugman) Don't you move! 335 00:28:08,168 --> 00:28:11,545 My leg! Got no feeling in my left leg! 336 00:28:11,670 --> 00:28:13,714 Put him back in bed. 337 00:28:13,839 --> 00:28:16,091 Careful now. 338 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:25,099 Look, Doc, l don't wanna kibitz, but l don't like the looks of this. 339 00:28:25,223 --> 00:28:28,351 I'm sorry, buddy. I didn't mean to hurt you, honest l didn't. 340 00:28:28,477 --> 00:28:31,813 I never hurt anybody in my life, not even when they played dirty. 341 00:28:31,938 --> 00:28:34,815 You couldn't help it. It was just one of those things. 342 00:28:34,940 --> 00:28:40,112 You're gonna get well, aren't you, buddy? You gotta. You just gotta, for me. 343 00:28:41,447 --> 00:28:44,532 - If you want a layman's opinion... - I do not. 344 00:28:45,283 --> 00:28:49,454 Nurse? There must be a lower back injury as well. Get ahold of Dr Montgomery. 345 00:28:49,579 --> 00:28:53,957 I'll want more X-rays, an encephalogram, an EMG, and if necessary a spinal tap. 346 00:28:54,083 --> 00:28:56,960 - Yes, Doctor. - Anything l can do? 347 00:28:57,086 --> 00:28:59,545 Pray for him, Sister. 348 00:29:19,605 --> 00:29:22,149 O'Brien, Thompson and Kincaid. Good afternoon. 349 00:29:22,274 --> 00:29:26,444 Sorry, Mr O'Brien is in conference with Mr Thompson and Mr Kincaid. 350 00:29:26,569 --> 00:29:28,446 Oh, just a minute. 351 00:29:28,571 --> 00:29:33,117 Mr O'Brien, it's Consolidated lnsurance. Office of the vice president. 352 00:29:33,242 --> 00:29:35,703 All right, put him through. 353 00:29:35,828 --> 00:29:38,122 Yes, Mr Dalrymple. 354 00:29:38,247 --> 00:29:43,084 Of course we know it's a million dollars. Of course we know it isn't chicken feed. 355 00:29:43,209 --> 00:29:47,337 Please, Mr Dalrymple. You have three grown-up lawyers handling this case. 356 00:29:47,462 --> 00:29:51,591 We have the hospital report, and we have the Purkey Agency working on it. 357 00:29:51,717 --> 00:29:55,261 So you just sit back and leave the worrying to us. 358 00:29:55,386 --> 00:29:57,638 Go on, Mr Purkey. 359 00:29:58,597 --> 00:30:04,602 In 1959, Harry Hinkle collected $18 for a raincoat he'd lost in a movie theatre. 360 00:30:04,728 --> 00:30:08,815 The coat was ultimately recovered, and he returned the $18. 361 00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:12,484 Otherwise, there is no record that he has ever filed a claim... 362 00:30:12,609 --> 00:30:15,696 ..against any insurance company in the united States. 363 00:30:15,821 --> 00:30:19,532 Guess the young man's clean. Now, let's see. Who's his attorney? 364 00:30:19,657 --> 00:30:21,993 - William Gingrich. - Gingrich? Gingrich... 365 00:30:22,118 --> 00:30:25,621 - You know... Whiplash Willie. - Oh, him again. 366 00:30:25,747 --> 00:30:29,958 Well, l guess our first step is to have Hinkle examined by our own doctors. 367 00:30:30,083 --> 00:30:33,086 - We need the consent of the plaintiff. - Call Gingrich. 368 00:30:33,211 --> 00:30:36,964 He's not only Hinkle's lawyer. He's his brother-in-law. 369 00:30:37,089 --> 00:30:40,551 Get me William Gingrich. His office is somewhere in this building. 370 00:30:44,012 --> 00:30:47,349 Now tell me, Mr Cimoli. Exactly how did you break your hip? 371 00:30:47,474 --> 00:30:50,894 - It's my pelvis. - All right, your pelvis. How did it happen? 372 00:30:51,019 --> 00:30:54,271 I was comin' out this store, and there it was on the sidewalk. 373 00:30:54,396 --> 00:30:56,440 What? 374 00:30:58,025 --> 00:31:00,027 - This. - I see. 375 00:31:00,152 --> 00:31:05,031 - You were coming out of what store? - Nat's Delicatessen, on Euclid Avenue. 376 00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:07,033 - Too bad. - Oh, such pain. 377 00:31:07,158 --> 00:31:10,160 I mean too bad it didn't happen in front of the May Company. 378 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:14,581 From them you can collect. Couldn't you have dragged yourself another 20 feet? 379 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,999 (phone rings) 380 00:31:17,124 --> 00:31:18,876 Hello? 381 00:31:19,001 --> 00:31:23,672 Speaking. O'Brien, Thompson and Kincaid? Yes, what can l do for you? 382 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:28,426 The Hinkle case? Oh, yes. I'm handling that. 383 00:31:29,386 --> 00:31:33,430 Well, l can't talk right now. I have an office full of people. 384 00:31:33,889 --> 00:31:36,558 Suppose l come up to your place? Right. 385 00:31:37,476 --> 00:31:39,853 Say, how much do you think my pelvis is worth? 386 00:31:39,978 --> 00:31:43,106 By itself, nothing. So it's a good thing you came to me. 387 00:31:43,231 --> 00:31:46,192 Before we're through, we'll have them begging for mercy. 388 00:31:46,317 --> 00:31:49,194 - Who's "them"? - That l haven't figured out yet. 389 00:31:49,319 --> 00:31:52,197 But don't go away. I'll think of an angle. 390 00:31:57,327 --> 00:32:02,957 This guy is so full of angles, he starts to describe a donut, it comes out a pretzel. 391 00:32:03,082 --> 00:32:06,418 Nevertheless, l suggest we try the friendly approach. 392 00:32:06,543 --> 00:32:10,755 OK. But after you shake hands with him, l suggest you count your fingers. 393 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:14,508 - I'd better get out of here. - Purkey, l want you to keep digging away. 394 00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:19,680 My pleasure. I'd like to dig a nice, deep hole for our friend Gingrich. 395 00:32:29,230 --> 00:32:33,525 - Hi there, Purkey, old boy. Keeping busy? - I'm not complaining. 396 00:32:33,650 --> 00:32:37,362 Attababy! To see O'Brien, Thompson and Kincaid. 397 00:32:37,487 --> 00:32:40,865 - And you are? - Gingrich, Gingrich and Gingrich. 398 00:32:44,201 --> 00:32:46,828 - Hey! - What's the matter? 399 00:32:52,751 --> 00:32:55,627 - Nothin'. - Go right in, Mr Gingrich. 400 00:32:55,753 --> 00:32:58,339 Thanks. And take the rest of the afternoon off. 401 00:32:58,881 --> 00:33:01,300 - Gentlemen. - Ah, Mr Gingrich. 402 00:33:01,425 --> 00:33:03,968 I've heard a lot about you. Sit down, sit down. 403 00:33:04,093 --> 00:33:08,473 Say! You each have an office like this, or do you all bunk together? 404 00:33:08,598 --> 00:33:12,851 - The reason we called you up here... - Lemme guess. You want to settle. 405 00:33:12,976 --> 00:33:15,520 - Settle? Certainly not. - That settles that. 406 00:33:15,645 --> 00:33:19,315 You got no case. It's a simple matter of workmen's compensation. 407 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,651 That tarpaulin should have been rolled back 50 feet,... 408 00:33:22,777 --> 00:33:25,654 ..and it's gonna cost you $20,000 per foot! 409 00:33:25,780 --> 00:33:29,074 Rubbish! All the legal precedents are on our side. 410 00:33:29,199 --> 00:33:33,870 That so? What about Fishbein versus The Empire State Building? 411 00:33:33,995 --> 00:33:37,414 - What about it? - Volume 16, New York Supplement 2,... 412 00:33:37,539 --> 00:33:41,043 ..Page 45, 1939. 413 00:33:41,835 --> 00:33:45,838 A window washer, 61st floor. The safety belt broke, and... 414 00:33:46,172 --> 00:33:49,550 Mr Fishbein was taking a normal occupational risk. 415 00:33:49,801 --> 00:33:55,097 The window washer's name was Jones. Fishbein was a pedestrian on 34th Street. 416 00:33:55,222 --> 00:33:58,600 The next thing he knew, he was splattered all over the sidewalk. 417 00:33:58,725 --> 00:34:01,185 The widow sued, was awarded $85,000. 418 00:34:01,310 --> 00:34:05,731 Case appealed, judgment upheld. Volume 259, Appellant Division, page 56. 419 00:34:05,856 --> 00:34:11,528 Also Volume 24, New York Supplement 2, page 168, 1940. 420 00:34:11,736 --> 00:34:14,072 Maybe in New York they throw money around. 421 00:34:14,197 --> 00:34:17,992 All right. Mrs Cunningham versus Baltimore and Ohio Railroad. 422 00:34:18,117 --> 00:34:22,079 uS District Court, Eastern District of Ohio, No.8927. 423 00:34:22,204 --> 00:34:27,333 Mrs Cunningham, going to Cincinnati to visit dying uncle, gets trapped in a toilet. 424 00:34:27,458 --> 00:34:31,462 The car is hitched to another train, she winds up in California. 425 00:34:31,587 --> 00:34:34,423 By this time the uncle is dead, she's cut out of the will. 426 00:34:34,548 --> 00:34:38,093 So she sues the railroad for damages. Does this ring a bell? 427 00:34:38,218 --> 00:34:40,429 - Never heard of it. - None of you has? 428 00:34:40,553 --> 00:34:43,139 Because you gentlemen represented the railroad. 429 00:34:43,264 --> 00:34:45,558 - We did? - And lost the case. 430 00:34:45,683 --> 00:34:49,060 (clears throat) Suppose we get back to the Hinkle case. 431 00:34:49,185 --> 00:34:52,772 - You should bone up on negligence. - We've seen the hospital report. 432 00:34:52,897 --> 00:34:55,984 - Discouraging, isn't it? - We don't accept it at face value. 433 00:34:56,109 --> 00:34:58,569 - I wouldn't either. - Look, Gingrich. 434 00:34:58,694 --> 00:35:02,489 We demand the right to have our own doctors examine Hinkle. 435 00:35:02,614 --> 00:35:05,408 - You got it. - Agree to it, or we'll get a court order. 436 00:35:05,533 --> 00:35:08,494 - I agree to it. - Now don't give us any trouble, Gingrich. 437 00:35:08,619 --> 00:35:10,038 We... 438 00:35:10,163 --> 00:35:13,166 - What do you mean, you agree to it? - Permission granted. 439 00:35:13,290 --> 00:35:16,460 - You have no objections? - As a matter of fact, l insist on it. 440 00:35:16,585 --> 00:35:19,504 To you gentlemen it's just a question of money. 441 00:35:19,629 --> 00:35:22,590 But to me, it's a personal tragedy. 442 00:35:22,715 --> 00:35:26,844 My kid brother-in-law, possibly disabled for life. 443 00:35:26,969 --> 00:35:31,931 I'm sure you'll bring him the best doctors, the specialists we could never afford. 444 00:35:32,057 --> 00:35:35,143 Maybe you'll even send him to the Mayo Clinic. 445 00:35:35,268 --> 00:35:38,145 Don't worry. Mr Hinkle will get a thorough going-over. 446 00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:41,649 - Good. Will there be anything else? - I can't think of anything. 447 00:35:41,774 --> 00:35:45,569 Well, l can. To examine my client, you'll need written consent. 448 00:35:45,694 --> 00:35:50,698 - Yes, of course. Get Miss Heffelfinger. - I have the authorisations right here. 449 00:35:50,823 --> 00:35:53,910 Three copies, all signed and notarised. 450 00:35:54,451 --> 00:35:57,120 Thank you, gentlemen. If you'll excuse me,... 451 00:35:57,245 --> 00:35:59,748 ..l have somebody waiting in my office. 452 00:36:00,999 --> 00:36:04,460 Interesting case. I'm considering suing the united Fruit Company. 453 00:36:04,585 --> 00:36:08,756 There should be a warning on bananas. They can be hazardous to your health. 454 00:36:08,881 --> 00:36:11,257 Carry on, gentlemen. 455 00:36:25,020 --> 00:36:28,731 (band plays "The Battle Hymn ofthe Republic" on TV) 456 00:36:31,693 --> 00:36:33,945 (applause and cheering) 457 00:36:35,696 --> 00:36:41,576 Therefore l say, ifyou once forfeit the confidence ofyour fellow citizens,... 458 00:36:42,244 --> 00:36:45,746 ..you can never regain their respect and esteem. 459 00:36:47,164 --> 00:36:51,334 It is true that you may fool all ofthe people some ofthe time. 460 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:54,713 You can even fool some ofthe people all ofthe time. 461 00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:58,133 But you can't fool all ofthe people all ofthe time. 462 00:36:58,258 --> 00:37:00,509 (applause and cheering) 463 00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:06,390 Hi, kid. 464 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,893 - What are you watchin'? - An old movie about Abraham Lincoln. 465 00:37:11,019 --> 00:37:13,938 Lincoln? Great president, lousy lawyer. 466 00:37:14,605 --> 00:37:18,066 I picked up some stuff at your apartment. Robe, slippers... 467 00:37:18,191 --> 00:37:23,488 - Your Playboy pyjamas with the bunnies. - How much longer do l have to stay here? 468 00:37:23,613 --> 00:37:25,656 Till they get through with your tests. 469 00:37:25,781 --> 00:37:29,744 I hope l flunk! l'm sick of pretending to doctors, and Mother, and Charlotte. 470 00:37:29,869 --> 00:37:34,539 - You're not gonna flunk. Take my word. - I can't sit up, lie down... I can't sleep. 471 00:37:34,664 --> 00:37:39,210 - You'll get used to that corset. - Why did l let you talk me into this? Why? 472 00:37:39,336 --> 00:37:41,587 Why? 473 00:37:42,588 --> 00:37:44,840 That's why. 474 00:37:50,345 --> 00:37:53,139 - Where did you find it? - Where you stashed it. 475 00:37:53,264 --> 00:37:56,600 Top shelf of your closet, behind the 78 records. 476 00:37:58,393 --> 00:38:00,937 Remember that day? lt was July 4th. 477 00:38:01,897 --> 00:38:04,358 Some wise guy put a firecracker under our bed. 478 00:38:04,483 --> 00:38:07,860 Don't look at me. Check my son's alibi. 479 00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:12,323 Why hasn't she called yet? You said she'd call. 480 00:38:12,448 --> 00:38:15,784 - That's what she said. - Maybe she won't call at all. 481 00:38:15,909 --> 00:38:18,370 - Maybe she won't. - What do you mean she won't? 482 00:38:18,495 --> 00:38:21,664 Maybe she's so anxious to see you that she's on a train. 483 00:38:21,789 --> 00:38:24,875 Maybe that door will open and she'll just walk in. 484 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,044 (knocking) 485 00:38:29,420 --> 00:38:31,673 Come in. 486 00:38:32,674 --> 00:38:34,884 Harry... (shrieks) 487 00:38:35,009 --> 00:38:38,136 - Hello, Mother. Hi, Charlotte. - My poor baby. 488 00:38:38,261 --> 00:38:41,932 - What have they done to you? - He's wearing a corset, Mother. 489 00:38:42,057 --> 00:38:45,476 Everybody does. You wear a corset, Charlotte wears a corset. 490 00:38:45,601 --> 00:38:48,020 - I wear a girdle! - Don't fight, please. 491 00:38:48,145 --> 00:38:51,607 I brought you some mushroom soup and some hot biscuits. 492 00:38:51,732 --> 00:38:54,818 - Forget it. I ordered him a Chinese lunch. - A Chinese lunch? 493 00:38:54,943 --> 00:38:58,822 - I spent the whole morning in the kitchen. - I'll have it for dinner. 494 00:38:58,947 --> 00:39:01,283 Mother, you're upsetting everybody. 495 00:39:01,408 --> 00:39:03,867 You shouldn't be here. You should be in Florida. 496 00:39:03,993 --> 00:39:08,038 - Four weeks in the sun and you'll be... - And leave Harry like that? l couldn't! 497 00:39:08,163 --> 00:39:11,165 Don't worry. I'll take care of him. I've got your ticket. 498 00:39:11,291 --> 00:39:16,087 Your plane leaves tomorrow. I'll drive you to the airport in the new Mustang. 499 00:39:16,212 --> 00:39:19,506 - What new Mustang? - Your new Mustang. 500 00:39:19,631 --> 00:39:22,759 - I'm breaking it in for you. - Gee, that's big of ya. 501 00:39:22,884 --> 00:39:24,845 - What's your favourite colour? - Red. 502 00:39:24,970 --> 00:39:29,807 Dammit! l hope you don't mind. I got it in beige to match Charlotte's fur coat. 503 00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:32,935 - What? - It's kit fox. The hat goes with it. 504 00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:35,103 - You like it? - He loves it. 505 00:39:35,228 --> 00:39:38,565 Florida, Mustangs, foxes... How are we gonna pay for all this? 506 00:39:38,690 --> 00:39:41,818 - Our credit is good. - Don't you think we better wait... 507 00:39:41,943 --> 00:39:44,278 ..till we see some of that insurance money? 508 00:39:44,403 --> 00:39:47,156 Who waits nowadays? Take the government. 509 00:39:47,281 --> 00:39:50,950 When they shoot a billion dollars' worth of hardware into space,... 510 00:39:51,075 --> 00:39:53,119 ..it's all on the Diners Club. 511 00:39:53,244 --> 00:39:57,165 (screams) That terrible woman! What's she doing here? 512 00:39:58,374 --> 00:40:01,501 If you must know, they're still crazy about each other. 513 00:40:01,627 --> 00:40:03,837 In fact, she may be here any minute. 514 00:40:03,962 --> 00:40:06,840 Harry, you're not going to make the same mistake again? 515 00:40:06,964 --> 00:40:10,885 - After what she did to you... - Mother, why don't you go to Florida? 516 00:40:11,010 --> 00:40:14,722 - Four weeks baking your chest... - (knocking) 517 00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:17,223 Don't you insult her. 518 00:40:17,349 --> 00:40:19,643 - I... - Mother! 519 00:40:19,768 --> 00:40:22,020 Come in. 520 00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:25,606 - Hi, buddy. How are you feeling? - (sobs) 521 00:40:27,232 --> 00:40:30,736 - Come on in, Boom Boom. - I brought you a present. 522 00:40:31,444 --> 00:40:35,198 The boys on the team chipped in, and we got you this. 523 00:40:37,116 --> 00:40:39,576 - Ohh! - You shouldn't have. 524 00:40:40,452 --> 00:40:42,829 - (sobs hysterically) - It's electric. 525 00:40:42,955 --> 00:40:47,501 It's got three speeds, left-hand drive, white sidewall tyres, a safety belt... 526 00:40:47,626 --> 00:40:50,252 That's some chariot. Do they make a two-seater? 527 00:40:50,378 --> 00:40:54,298 - You already got a Mustang. - And here's a little idea l had. 528 00:40:54,423 --> 00:40:58,051 You mount it on the chair, and any time you need something... (honks) 529 00:40:58,385 --> 00:41:00,845 Oh! Don't! (sobs hysterically) 530 00:41:02,514 --> 00:41:06,141 Believe me, Mrs Hinkle, instead of him needing this chair,... 531 00:41:06,267 --> 00:41:08,811 ..l wish it was me. 532 00:41:08,936 --> 00:41:11,897 If only they can make him walk again someday! 533 00:41:12,022 --> 00:41:14,524 - I'll be all right, Mother. - Sure he will. 534 00:41:14,649 --> 00:41:19,821 Every week you read in Time magazine how they're transplanting kidneys,... 535 00:41:19,946 --> 00:41:23,156 ..and making new spines out of fibreglass. 536 00:41:23,282 --> 00:41:26,785 Don't you think the doctors read that stuff too? 537 00:41:30,955 --> 00:41:33,708 Good morning. How's the patient? And the family? 538 00:41:33,833 --> 00:41:36,335 (Willie) Good morning, Sister. 539 00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:39,004 1 2/ points indeed. 540 00:41:39,879 --> 00:41:44,009 Here's the timetable for your insurance examinations this afternoon... 541 00:41:44,134 --> 00:41:46,427 ..by Professor Winterhalter and his staff. 542 00:41:46,552 --> 00:41:48,846 - Professor? - Oh. He's Swiss, you know. 543 00:41:48,971 --> 00:41:52,057 - Oh! Oh! No! - Two o'clock, electromyogram. 544 00:41:53,474 --> 00:41:56,144 Four o'clock, dynamometer test. 545 00:41:56,269 --> 00:41:58,730 Six o'clock, myelogram. 546 00:41:59,772 --> 00:42:02,649 - We'll be ready, Sister. - We will? 547 00:42:02,774 --> 00:42:06,111 Oh, but tomorrow will be a real rough day for you. 548 00:42:06,236 --> 00:42:08,739 You start at seven in the morning. 549 00:42:08,864 --> 00:42:12,366 Now, now, Mrs Hinkle. We must be brave. 550 00:42:12,491 --> 00:42:16,162 Come on, Mother. I'll take you home and help you pack. 551 00:42:16,871 --> 00:42:19,748 - Bye, Harry. - Come on, Mother. Come on. 552 00:42:21,958 --> 00:42:26,170 Why don't those doctors leave him alone? Why put him through all this misery? 553 00:42:26,295 --> 00:42:29,465 I don't blame them. There's big money involved. 554 00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:33,302 You'd be surprised how many people try to fake a thing like this. 555 00:42:33,427 --> 00:42:36,262 Fake? There'd better be empty beds around here. 556 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:38,681 If anybody calls my buddy a faker... 557 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:41,309 I used to have one like this on my bike. 558 00:42:42,392 --> 00:42:46,688 - You want me to attach it now? - No, later. Let him get some rest. 559 00:42:46,813 --> 00:42:51,817 - Thank the boys for the chair. - That's OK, buddy. use it in good health. 560 00:42:53,819 --> 00:42:57,031 - Now, let's get organised. - I wish you'd tell him to stay away. 561 00:42:57,156 --> 00:43:00,158 - Why? He's a nice guy. - That's what l mean! 562 00:43:00,283 --> 00:43:03,119 Where's that Chinese lunch? And what are you doing? 563 00:43:03,244 --> 00:43:06,747 Trying to get some circulation in my legs. Do you mind? 564 00:43:06,872 --> 00:43:10,292 Circulation's the last thing we want. Why don't we get back in bed? 565 00:43:10,417 --> 00:43:13,754 - What is this with the "we"? - We're in this together, you and l. 566 00:43:13,879 --> 00:43:16,506 - Fifty-fifty. - Fifty-fifty? 567 00:43:16,631 --> 00:43:20,301 Don't you think that's fair? l'm devoting 90% of my time to this case. 568 00:43:20,426 --> 00:43:22,637 And if you louse it up, l get nothing. 569 00:43:22,761 --> 00:43:25,013 (knocking) 570 00:43:26,348 --> 00:43:28,392 Yes? 571 00:43:30,935 --> 00:43:35,481 - Did you order some lunch sent in? - Yeah, yeah. Right here. Bring it in. 572 00:43:36,482 --> 00:43:39,776 What took you so long? A slow boat from China? We got a hungry man. 573 00:43:39,901 --> 00:43:41,987 He talks to me like that all the time. 574 00:43:42,112 --> 00:43:45,699 - I don't want any food. - Look at this. Fried shrimp, egg rolls... 575 00:43:45,824 --> 00:43:49,577 - Chicken chow mein. - I certainly don't want Chinese food. 576 00:43:49,702 --> 00:43:51,996 Tea. You forgot the tea. Where's the tea? 577 00:43:52,121 --> 00:43:54,248 Nurse, get us a pot of tea. 578 00:43:54,373 --> 00:43:57,041 - Please? - (mimicking) Please. 579 00:43:57,166 --> 00:43:59,544 That's more like it. 580 00:44:01,629 --> 00:44:03,839 Maybe l'll just have an egg roll. 581 00:44:03,964 --> 00:44:06,717 Put that down! OK, let's go, Schindler. 582 00:44:11,555 --> 00:44:13,973 What's that? 583 00:44:14,098 --> 00:44:16,142 And don't tell me it's chop suey. 584 00:44:16,267 --> 00:44:20,645 - He's gonna give you a shot. - I'm not takin' any shots from a waiter. 585 00:44:20,770 --> 00:44:24,065 Waiter? This is Doc Schindler from Chicago! 586 00:44:24,190 --> 00:44:27,861 - Howdy. - Insurance guys think they're geniuses. 587 00:44:27,986 --> 00:44:31,447 But when they build a better mousetrap, the mice get smarter too. 588 00:44:31,572 --> 00:44:35,075 - You'll be careful, won't you, Doc? - I'd better be. I'm on parole. 589 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,828 - Parole? - They caught me tampering with a horse. 590 00:44:38,953 --> 00:44:42,081 - A veterinary? - Well, actually, he's a dentist. 591 00:44:42,206 --> 00:44:45,792 - Where d'you want it? - Right arm, left leg. Make 'em numb. 592 00:44:45,918 --> 00:44:49,046 - Oh, numb! - Sure. We want those nerves blocked. 593 00:44:49,171 --> 00:44:51,340 Oh, then l'd better use the Novocaine. 594 00:44:51,465 --> 00:44:54,967 With this stuff, he'll run the mile in 1 :34 flat. 595 00:44:58,220 --> 00:45:00,556 I just hope they don't give me a saliva test. 596 00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,558 - Step on it. Sam the Hypnotist's coming. - Sam the who? 597 00:45:03,683 --> 00:45:07,604 Posthypnotic suggestion. You're gonna have symptoms you won't believe. 598 00:45:07,729 --> 00:45:10,731 Find a nice freckle so that the puncture won't show. 599 00:45:10,856 --> 00:45:13,275 All righty now, just relax. 600 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,069 - You... Ow! - Attaboy. 601 00:45:15,194 --> 00:45:17,362 What if l get an infection from this? 602 00:45:17,487 --> 00:45:21,616 We sue the hospital for using dirty needles. Now the leg, Doc. 603 00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:28,538 Hurry up, Doc. The nurse is coming! 604 00:45:29,498 --> 00:45:31,959 I'm looking for a freckle. 605 00:45:36,754 --> 00:45:39,006 (Harry) Ow! 606 00:45:39,715 --> 00:45:42,217 I used my influence in the kitchen. 607 00:45:45,845 --> 00:45:47,722 uh, he's... 608 00:45:47,847 --> 00:45:50,516 We, uh... We lost a shrimp somewhere. 609 00:45:51,850 --> 00:45:54,270 I don't want that. Would you take it away? 610 00:45:54,395 --> 00:45:56,689 - Are you sure? - You eat it. 611 00:45:56,814 --> 00:45:59,399 Don't you even want the fortune cookie? Come on. 612 00:45:59,524 --> 00:46:02,402 You've got to open your fortune cookie. 613 00:46:09,199 --> 00:46:11,535 - Oh... - What does it say? 614 00:46:11,660 --> 00:46:14,954 "You can fool all of the people some of the time..." 615 00:46:15,079 --> 00:46:17,331 Let me see that. 616 00:46:23,336 --> 00:46:26,172 Those Chinese. What do they know? 617 00:46:37,391 --> 00:46:39,767 - Squeeze. - Push! 618 00:46:40,435 --> 00:46:42,604 - Feel this? - Yes. Mm-hm. 619 00:46:42,729 --> 00:46:45,064 How about this? 620 00:46:45,189 --> 00:46:47,149 E flat? 621 00:46:47,274 --> 00:46:50,068 Well, gentlemen, the evidence seems quite clear. 622 00:46:50,193 --> 00:46:53,405 - Obvious indications of nerve trauma. - Obviously. 623 00:46:53,530 --> 00:46:57,450 - I concur. - And what is your opinion, Professor? 624 00:46:57,575 --> 00:47:02,038 I have not formulated an opinion yet. But l have formulated a hunch. 625 00:47:02,538 --> 00:47:04,623 Oh? 626 00:47:04,748 --> 00:47:07,000 Fake. 627 00:47:08,209 --> 00:47:10,462 Oh. 628 00:47:13,589 --> 00:47:16,050 It's a freckle. 629 00:47:21,512 --> 00:47:23,765 Pull. 630 00:47:25,683 --> 00:47:28,185 Left hand, 80. 631 00:47:28,310 --> 00:47:30,771 Right hand. 632 00:47:32,439 --> 00:47:34,024 - Two. - Two? 633 00:47:34,149 --> 00:47:37,526 - There's a pronounced discrepancy. - Indubitably. 634 00:47:37,652 --> 00:47:42,031 - We seem to have a classic syndrome. - Wouldn't you say so, Professor? 635 00:47:42,156 --> 00:47:44,991 I once saw a similar case in Zurich. 636 00:47:45,325 --> 00:47:47,577 Oh? 637 00:47:47,702 --> 00:47:50,121 Also fake. 638 00:47:50,247 --> 00:47:52,164 Oh. 639 00:47:56,794 --> 00:48:00,588 Fascinating, the way we can now corroborate subjective symptoms. 640 00:48:00,713 --> 00:48:03,716 - A technique developed in Rochester. - I know. 641 00:48:03,841 --> 00:48:06,427 I read all about it in Time magazine. 642 00:48:08,137 --> 00:48:11,473 Well, l think we must agree our findings are not inconsistent... 643 00:48:11,598 --> 00:48:14,893 ..with an exacerbation of the median nerve and lumbar plexus. 644 00:48:15,018 --> 00:48:17,687 - I agree. - So do l. 645 00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:22,483 Are we then unanimous in our evaluation, Professor Winterhalter? 646 00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:24,859 Fake! 647 00:48:26,152 --> 00:48:28,488 All these newfangled machines! 648 00:48:28,613 --> 00:48:31,199 Fake! They prove nothing. 649 00:48:31,324 --> 00:48:34,618 In the old days, we used to do these things better. 650 00:48:34,743 --> 00:48:38,163 A man says he is paralysed, we simply throw him in the snake pit. 651 00:48:38,289 --> 00:48:40,833 If he climbs out, then we know he is lying. 652 00:48:43,209 --> 00:48:47,130 - And if he doesn't climb out? - Then we have lost a patient. 653 00:48:47,255 --> 00:48:49,423 But we have found an honest man. 654 00:48:50,757 --> 00:48:53,635 Wait a minute. You're not throwin' me in any pit! 655 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:58,264 And you bring one snake in here, just one little snake... 656 00:48:58,389 --> 00:49:00,641 Willie! 657 00:49:12,319 --> 00:49:15,446 "Therefore, to answer the most vital question,... 658 00:49:15,571 --> 00:49:19,325 ..is the patient indeed disabled or is he merely simulating?" 659 00:49:19,450 --> 00:49:22,911 "After an analysis in depth of all the diagnostic data,... 660 00:49:23,036 --> 00:49:25,830 ..we have come to the definite conclusion... 661 00:49:25,955 --> 00:49:29,000 ..that the evidence is definitely inconclusive." 662 00:49:29,125 --> 00:49:32,669 "Enclosed is a bill for our services and a list of our expenses." 663 00:49:32,794 --> 00:49:36,548 Double talk! $3700 worth of double talk! 664 00:49:36,673 --> 00:49:39,634 You know, this case has been getting a lot of publicity. 665 00:49:39,759 --> 00:49:42,595 We could save the insurance company money if we settle. 666 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:45,097 Settle? A phoney claim? Never! 667 00:49:45,765 --> 00:49:49,392 It's not just their money that's at stake, it's our integrity. 668 00:49:49,517 --> 00:49:54,688 If we let shysters like Gingrich ride roughshod over the laws of this land... 669 00:49:55,689 --> 00:49:59,193 All right. Get Gingrich on the phone. 670 00:50:00,194 --> 00:50:03,404 - You wear a belt, or suspenders? - Suspenders? 671 00:50:03,530 --> 00:50:06,950 They went out with Clarence Darrow. Great lawyer, lousy dresser. 672 00:50:07,075 --> 00:50:09,494 (phone rings) 673 00:50:09,619 --> 00:50:11,662 Hello, Gingrich here. 674 00:50:11,787 --> 00:50:16,124 Oh, hello, Mr O'Brien. That's all right. I just have my tailor here. 675 00:50:16,250 --> 00:50:18,585 I'm too busy to get away from the office. 676 00:50:18,918 --> 00:50:21,546 We know you're a busy man. We're pretty busy too. 677 00:50:21,671 --> 00:50:24,882 So why bother with something as trifling as this Hinkle case? 678 00:50:25,007 --> 00:50:28,176 It may drag through the courts for months. What l mean is... 679 00:50:28,301 --> 00:50:31,429 ..we wouldn't be averse to discussing a settlement. 680 00:50:31,555 --> 00:50:34,099 I'd like to have a matching tie and handkerchief. 681 00:50:34,224 --> 00:50:37,351 Nothing flashy, maybe something like this. 682 00:50:37,476 --> 00:50:39,186 Sorry. You were saying? 683 00:50:39,311 --> 00:50:42,022 In return for a release from all future claims,... 684 00:50:42,147 --> 00:50:46,776 ..we're willing to compensate your client with a lump sum. Say $2,000. 685 00:50:46,901 --> 00:50:50,113 - Fair enough? - It may be fair, but it's not enough. 686 00:50:50,238 --> 00:50:54,157 I had a slightly different figure in mind. Say 500,000? 687 00:50:55,284 --> 00:50:59,079 500,000? You're being grotesque. 688 00:50:59,204 --> 00:51:02,707 Let me tell you something, as one member of the Bar to another,... 689 00:51:02,832 --> 00:51:04,876 ..if you are a member of the Bar... 690 00:51:05,167 --> 00:51:07,420 Look, l don't wanna be unreasonable. 691 00:51:07,545 --> 00:51:10,088 You say 2,000. I say 500,000. 692 00:51:10,213 --> 00:51:13,550 Tell you what, let's split it down the middle. 693 00:51:13,675 --> 00:51:18,137 All right! lf he wants a knockdown fight, we'll give it to him. And no compromise! 694 00:51:18,262 --> 00:51:20,347 - I'm with you. - Now wait a minute. 695 00:51:20,472 --> 00:51:24,350 - We can't go in front of a jury with this! - We're not in front of a jury yet! 696 00:51:24,475 --> 00:51:27,103 Purkey, you put Hinkle under surveillance. 697 00:51:27,228 --> 00:51:30,273 - I was about to suggest that. - He can't keep up this act. 698 00:51:30,398 --> 00:51:34,026 - He's bound to crack. - He's getting out of hospital tomorrow. 699 00:51:34,151 --> 00:51:36,320 - Standard operation? - What's that? 700 00:51:36,445 --> 00:51:39,698 Microphone, tape recorder, 8mm camera, daytime coverage... 701 00:51:39,823 --> 00:51:43,743 And at nighttime he can go out dancing? We have to do better than that. 702 00:51:43,868 --> 00:51:47,288 In that case, may l recommend our Gemini Plan? 703 00:51:47,413 --> 00:51:50,373 - What's Gemini? - Two operatives, 24-hour coverage,... 704 00:51:50,498 --> 00:51:55,086 ..a microphone in every room, 16mm camera, telescopic lens,... 705 00:51:55,212 --> 00:51:57,463 ..and Technicolor. 706 00:52:03,636 --> 00:52:05,887 (Boom Boom sings a march tune) 707 00:52:17,856 --> 00:52:20,609 - (Harry honks horn) - You want something? 708 00:52:20,734 --> 00:52:24,070 - Yeah. I want you to cut out that singing. - Sorry. 709 00:52:24,195 --> 00:52:26,489 Have we got everything? Oh, yes. Slippers. 710 00:52:26,614 --> 00:52:30,200 - Shouldn't you be at the stadium? - So l'm AWOL. 711 00:52:30,325 --> 00:52:33,495 But l put you in here. The least l can do is help you move out. 712 00:52:33,620 --> 00:52:37,415 Look, Boom Boom, l don't want you gettin' into trouble on account of me. 713 00:52:37,541 --> 00:52:40,292 So they fine me another 100 bucks. Big deal! 714 00:52:40,417 --> 00:52:44,880 - What do you mean, another 100? - I walked out on the coaching session. 715 00:52:45,005 --> 00:52:48,007 I just couldn't take it. I went and had a couple of beers. 716 00:52:48,132 --> 00:52:50,176 Couldn't take what? 717 00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:54,680 They were running the game film, and when it came to our... accident,... 718 00:52:54,805 --> 00:52:57,474 ..they had it in slow motion. 719 00:52:57,599 --> 00:53:01,103 - You want these chopsticks? - To hell with them. 720 00:53:02,353 --> 00:53:07,441 I don't mean to be personal, but didn't you say your wife was coming to see you? 721 00:53:08,526 --> 00:53:12,696 She's dead... as far as l'm concerned, so don't pack that picture. 722 00:53:12,821 --> 00:53:16,449 - What do you want me to do with it? - Toss it out the window. Who cares? 723 00:53:16,575 --> 00:53:18,868 Don't you even want to save the frame? 724 00:53:18,993 --> 00:53:22,913 - We're all checked out. Ready to go, kid? - Not before l talk to my lawyer. 725 00:53:23,038 --> 00:53:24,999 - What are you driving? - A Caddy. Why? 726 00:53:25,124 --> 00:53:28,084 I don't think we can get the wheelchair in the Mustang. 727 00:53:28,209 --> 00:53:31,504 - I'll bring it round to the front entrance. - Good. Thanks. 728 00:53:31,629 --> 00:53:34,465 - Charlotte fixed Mother's room for you. - That's nice. 729 00:53:34,591 --> 00:53:38,594 You'll be better off staying with us, helpless as you are. 730 00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:42,972 - Somebody may walk through that door! - You bet! And it's gonna be me. 731 00:53:43,097 --> 00:53:46,434 I'm walkin' out on my own two feet and without this damn corset! 732 00:53:46,559 --> 00:53:51,104 Are you crazy? We've got them over a barrel. They're trying to settle. 733 00:53:51,229 --> 00:53:54,149 See the way he looks at me? l'm lettin' him off the hook. 734 00:53:54,274 --> 00:53:57,235 - Harry, they'll get you for fraud. - Let 'em! 735 00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:00,321 How can you be so selfish? What about the money l've spent? 736 00:54:00,446 --> 00:54:03,908 Oh, l'm sure you'll think of somethin'. 737 00:54:04,033 --> 00:54:08,286 I did, but you're fighting it! Are you afraid of a little prosperity? 738 00:54:08,411 --> 00:54:12,207 You're hopeless, Harry. A loser. Always have been, always will be. 739 00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:14,792 A guy who jumps off roofs with a closed umbrella! 740 00:54:14,918 --> 00:54:19,171 Yeah? Hold on. A born loser! You wanna know why you lost your wife? 741 00:54:19,296 --> 00:54:23,509 You got no character! No guts! l'm surprised it didn't show in the X-rays. 742 00:54:24,050 --> 00:54:27,261 You left out the most important thing. No brains! 743 00:54:27,386 --> 00:54:30,181 Buyin' that bull about how l'm gonna get Sandy back. 744 00:54:30,306 --> 00:54:32,349 Well, l don't want any part of her. 745 00:54:32,474 --> 00:54:35,393 Cold-blooded little tramp, shacked up with that guy... 746 00:54:35,519 --> 00:54:38,063 Not so loud. Do you want her to hear? 747 00:54:39,898 --> 00:54:42,274 It's Sandy. Shall l hang up? 748 00:54:44,193 --> 00:54:46,654 Get back in that chair. 749 00:54:49,697 --> 00:54:51,658 Yes, Sandy. 750 00:54:51,783 --> 00:54:54,661 Yes, he's coming along all right. 751 00:54:54,786 --> 00:54:57,538 Well, he has his bad spells once in a while,... 752 00:54:57,663 --> 00:55:00,290 ..but the doctors think he'll walk again. 753 00:55:00,749 --> 00:55:04,461 Poor bastard. I just hope he winds up with a little money. 754 00:55:04,585 --> 00:55:07,839 But with you handling the case, l know he will. 755 00:55:08,923 --> 00:55:11,217 Here he is. 756 00:55:14,386 --> 00:55:18,723 Hello, Sandy... Well, yes, it's me. Why are you so surprised? 757 00:55:18,974 --> 00:55:22,184 Well, l only called Willie to find out how you were. 758 00:55:22,309 --> 00:55:25,563 I didn't really think you'd want to talk to me ever again,... 759 00:55:25,688 --> 00:55:29,566 - ..the way you sounded the last time. - It was right after the accident,... 760 00:55:29,691 --> 00:55:33,611 ..l was full of sedatives, l didn't know what l was saying. 761 00:55:34,654 --> 00:55:37,322 I'm being discharged from the hospital today. 762 00:55:37,447 --> 00:55:40,868 I guess there's nothing more they can do for me here. 763 00:55:40,993 --> 00:55:43,370 Where are you going to go? 764 00:55:44,621 --> 00:55:46,414 Sure l care. 765 00:55:46,581 --> 00:55:51,294 I figure l'll just go back to the apartment. You remember our old apartment. 766 00:55:51,752 --> 00:55:56,339 Of course l do. Do you still have that ugly brown velveteen couch? 767 00:55:59,885 --> 00:56:04,555 And the sets of mother-of-pearl demitasse spoons we got for a wedding present? 768 00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,850 And that cat. What was her name? Tinker Bell? 769 00:56:08,309 --> 00:56:11,019 Yeah, everything is just the same. Except the cat. 770 00:56:11,144 --> 00:56:14,272 She ran away too. There must be something the matter with me. 771 00:56:14,397 --> 00:56:19,151 Don't say that. Maybe there's something the matter with Tinker Bell. 772 00:56:19,985 --> 00:56:23,530 Harry, l was wondering, who's gonna look after you? 773 00:56:23,947 --> 00:56:25,991 Well, Mother's in Florida. 774 00:56:26,115 --> 00:56:29,160 Maybe Charlotte'll drop by, bring me some mushroom soup. 775 00:56:29,285 --> 00:56:31,787 I could get myself a babysitter once in a while. 776 00:56:32,747 --> 00:56:36,333 Harry, do you want me to come and sit with you? 777 00:56:37,042 --> 00:56:39,377 Just say yes or no. 778 00:56:39,503 --> 00:56:42,005 Well, naturally the answer's yes. 779 00:56:42,130 --> 00:56:44,840 It's always nice to see an old roommate. 780 00:56:46,008 --> 00:56:51,012 But if it's in any way awkward... I mean, l don't know your... situation. 781 00:56:51,137 --> 00:56:55,183 Well, let me handle that. What if l can get away for a few days? 782 00:56:55,308 --> 00:56:57,852 Hey, Sandy. There's no towels! 783 00:56:58,561 --> 00:57:00,270 Coming. 784 00:57:00,395 --> 00:57:05,567 All right, then. I'll see you Monday. And take care of yourself, do you hear? 785 00:57:08,444 --> 00:57:10,696 Loud and clear. 786 00:57:13,115 --> 00:57:16,201 - Guess what. - Tinker Bell is coming back? 787 00:57:16,326 --> 00:57:18,036 Mm-hm. 788 00:57:19,621 --> 00:57:23,791 - I got the car out front. All set? - You bet! Let's blow this joint. 789 00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:27,503 - Out of my way! - Hey, fasten your seat belt. 790 00:57:27,628 --> 00:57:31,714 - Those things go eight miles an hour! - (Harry sings a march tune) 791 00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:33,883 (honks horn) 792 00:57:46,812 --> 00:57:49,105 Oh, doesn't it do your heart good? 793 00:57:49,230 --> 00:57:52,358 I have a hunch he'll be up and around in no time. 794 00:57:53,442 --> 00:57:58,613 Now look, Sister, l asked you to pray for him, but we don't want any miracles. 795 00:58:35,104 --> 00:58:37,272 (Boom Boom) One, two. Left, right. 796 00:58:37,397 --> 00:58:40,066 What's that with the "One, two. Left, right"? 797 00:58:40,192 --> 00:58:44,196 Hey, Max! What are they doin' over there? Can you see anything? 798 00:58:44,321 --> 00:58:46,739 One, two. Left, right. 799 00:58:46,864 --> 00:58:48,824 - They're dancin' the frug. - What? 800 00:58:48,949 --> 00:58:51,327 One, two. Left, right. 801 00:58:56,122 --> 00:58:58,374 Left, right. 802 00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:00,627 One, two. 803 00:59:00,752 --> 00:59:02,503 Left, right. 804 00:59:02,628 --> 00:59:05,339 The frug! Some sense of humour. 805 00:59:05,464 --> 00:59:08,592 If you ask me, we're just wastin' our time. This guy's legit. 806 00:59:08,717 --> 00:59:11,093 Maybe so, but let's give it a chance. 807 00:59:11,219 --> 00:59:14,180 We've been watchin' for three days and three nights! 808 00:59:14,305 --> 00:59:17,141 That coloured guy, he has to dress him, shave him,... 809 00:59:17,266 --> 00:59:20,393 ..put him to bed, carry him to the toilet, brush his teeth... 810 00:59:20,519 --> 00:59:23,063 - If that's an act, then l'm Soupy Sales. - Listen. 811 00:59:23,188 --> 00:59:26,732 I shadowed a guy suin' the Yellow Cab Company. Some kinda collision. 812 00:59:26,857 --> 00:59:31,821 Claimed he was paralysed. Six weeks we watched him, never moved a muscle. 813 00:59:31,946 --> 00:59:35,615 He had this Swedish masseuse come every so often, give him a rubdown. 814 00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:39,202 Then one night, bingo! There he was, givin' her a rubdown. 815 00:59:39,327 --> 00:59:41,663 - No kiddin'. - Caught him red-handed. 816 00:59:41,788 --> 00:59:45,874 Except that idiot cameraman got so carried away, he forgot to roll the film. 817 00:59:45,999 --> 00:59:48,544 - Couldn't you ask for another take? - Well, l... 818 00:59:48,669 --> 00:59:53,881 You mind if l laugh after lunch? Keep an ear on 'em. I'm going to the drugstore. 819 00:59:54,006 --> 00:59:58,343 Bring me a corned beef on rye, easy on the mustard, and a strawberry milkshake. 820 00:59:58,468 --> 01:00:01,179 - Anything else? - A pack of Tiparillos. 821 01:00:03,765 --> 01:00:06,559 Left, right... Left, right. 822 01:00:08,978 --> 01:00:11,939 Left, right... Go, man, go! 823 01:00:13,774 --> 01:00:16,234 A coupla more steps. 824 01:00:17,402 --> 01:00:20,780 Attaboy! You're doing great. 825 01:00:26,034 --> 01:00:28,120 I talked to the guys in the front office. 826 01:00:28,245 --> 01:00:31,414 We want you to be at the stadium November 27th. 827 01:00:31,539 --> 01:00:34,625 - What's November 27th? - Night game against Washington. 828 01:00:34,750 --> 01:00:38,045 - We'd like to make it Harry Hinkle Night. - Oh. 829 01:00:38,921 --> 01:00:41,089 - No. - You just sit on the bench,... 830 01:00:41,214 --> 01:00:44,176 ..at half-time they introduce you, and you make a speech. 831 01:00:44,301 --> 01:00:48,429 No. Thank you, Boom Boom, but l'd rather not. 832 01:00:52,349 --> 01:00:56,269 Don't you think those flowers would look better over there? 833 01:01:01,483 --> 01:01:03,650 What time is the plane due? 834 01:01:03,776 --> 01:01:06,236 3.40. united Airlines. 835 01:01:08,363 --> 01:01:10,824 "Coming in on a wing and a prayer." 836 01:01:11,866 --> 01:01:14,118 "Love, Sandy." 837 01:01:15,495 --> 01:01:18,080 - I hope she likes my dinner. - What are we havin'? 838 01:01:18,206 --> 01:01:19,873 - Chicken. - Fried chicken? 839 01:01:19,998 --> 01:01:22,959 No. Chicken paprika with red cabbage. 840 01:01:23,084 --> 01:01:25,879 And for dessert, apricot dumplings. 841 01:01:26,004 --> 01:01:29,548 - What kind of food is that? - Hungarian. I learned it from my mother. 842 01:01:29,673 --> 01:01:32,343 She used to work as a cook in a Hungarian restaurant. 843 01:01:32,468 --> 01:01:34,512 Oh. 844 01:01:38,765 --> 01:01:41,226 You want me to fix up the other bed? 845 01:01:42,143 --> 01:01:44,270 I really don't know. 846 01:01:44,394 --> 01:01:48,023 I mean, how long she's gonna stay, or what her plans are, or... 847 01:01:48,148 --> 01:01:50,734 - Go ahead. Make it up. - Why not? 848 01:01:51,443 --> 01:01:53,903 What have we got to lose? 849 01:02:04,287 --> 01:02:09,083 - Ever been married, Boom Boom? - No, but l'm engaged. To a girl in Detroit. 850 01:02:09,208 --> 01:02:13,003 And a girl in Baltimore, and one in Green Bay, and two in San Francisco. 851 01:02:13,129 --> 01:02:16,841 Hold it. When you say "engaged", do you mean you give each of them a ring? 852 01:02:16,965 --> 01:02:19,509 Sure. The minute the team hits town. 853 01:02:22,846 --> 01:02:26,932 Funny thing about marriage. It's like bein' in the army. 854 01:02:27,057 --> 01:02:31,812 Everybody knocks it, but you'd be surprised how many guys re-enlist. 855 01:02:33,813 --> 01:02:37,024 (# "You'd Be So Nice to Come Home to" by Cole Porter) 856 01:02:37,900 --> 01:02:41,611 Where'd you learn that? Don't tell me, your father was a Pullman porter. 857 01:02:41,736 --> 01:02:46,533 He was a fighter, light heavyweight. Once went 1 2 rounds with Billy Conn. 858 01:02:46,658 --> 01:02:50,953 He was goin' places. Then he killed a guy in the ring, a blood clot or something. 859 01:02:51,078 --> 01:02:54,290 He never fought again, just started hitting the bottle. 860 01:02:54,415 --> 01:02:56,625 - That's a shame. - He pulled out OK. 861 01:02:56,750 --> 01:02:58,793 We're in business together. 862 01:02:58,918 --> 01:03:02,380 I bought this bowling alley on the East Side and he runs it for me. 863 01:03:02,505 --> 01:03:05,758 It's got 1 2 lanes and a cocktail bar, and it's half paid off. 864 01:03:05,884 --> 01:03:09,261 All l need is another three good seasons of pro ball. 865 01:03:09,386 --> 01:03:12,389 Boom Boom, what happened to you yesterday? 866 01:03:12,514 --> 01:03:15,767 - Yesterday? - I watched the game on television. 867 01:03:15,892 --> 01:03:18,478 I guess l wasn't very sharp, so they benched me. 868 01:03:18,603 --> 01:03:21,147 Anybody can have a bad afternoon. 869 01:03:23,148 --> 01:03:27,027 - You aren't drinking, are you? - Me? No, sir. 870 01:03:27,152 --> 01:03:31,071 Maybe a beer now and then, but l can't take the hard stuff. 871 01:03:32,865 --> 01:03:37,703 # You'd be so nice to come home to 872 01:03:37,828 --> 01:03:40,705 You know who that is? Sandy. 873 01:03:40,830 --> 01:03:46,294 # So nice by the fire 874 01:03:46,628 --> 01:03:50,798 # While the breeze on high sang a lullaby 875 01:03:50,923 --> 01:03:54,926 - I didn't know she was a singer. - She always wanted to be. 876 01:03:55,051 --> 01:03:59,722 That was our problem. When we first married she was working at WJW,... 877 01:03:59,847 --> 01:04:03,017 ..doing singing commercials for a linoleum company. 878 01:04:03,141 --> 01:04:05,602 There was this band... 879 01:04:05,727 --> 01:04:08,188 Gus Gilroy and his Gaslighters. 880 01:04:09,606 --> 01:04:12,650 She... cut an audition record with them. 881 01:04:12,775 --> 01:04:16,821 The next thing l knew she'd run off to New York with that Gilroy character. 882 01:04:16,946 --> 01:04:19,864 - She was gonna make it big. - Did she? 883 01:04:19,989 --> 01:04:23,493 If she did, the news hasn't reached Cleveland. 884 01:04:25,787 --> 01:04:29,957 I tried for a year very hard to get her out of my mind. 885 01:04:30,082 --> 01:04:34,586 I worked at it day and night. I figured l'd never see her again. 886 01:04:34,711 --> 01:04:38,673 But just imagine, right now she's stepping on an airplane in New York,... 887 01:04:38,798 --> 01:04:41,843 ..and in a few minutes she's gonna take off. 888 01:04:41,968 --> 01:04:45,554 (hums "You'd Be so Nice to Come Home to") 889 01:05:12,494 --> 01:05:16,664 (hums "You'd Be so Nice to Come Home to") 890 01:05:46,316 --> 01:05:48,693 (singing) 891 01:05:54,490 --> 01:05:56,742 (buzzer) 892 01:05:59,577 --> 01:06:01,788 - Hi, Mr Gingrich. - Hello, Boomsy. 893 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:10,921 Hey, Nureyev. You're gonna wear out your batteries. 894 01:06:11,046 --> 01:06:13,548 Now cut it out! 895 01:06:13,672 --> 01:06:15,883 You're not a well man. 896 01:06:16,008 --> 01:06:19,011 I've been tryin' to reach you all morning. Where you been? 897 01:06:19,136 --> 01:06:21,472 Where have l been? 898 01:06:21,597 --> 01:06:23,848 I've been working. 899 01:06:23,973 --> 01:06:28,853 Talking to witnesses, getting depositions, looking out for your interests. 900 01:06:28,978 --> 01:06:33,357 I've interviewed every person who was sitting between the 20 and 40-yard lines. 901 01:06:33,482 --> 01:06:36,276 Gotten signed statements from groundskeepers. 902 01:06:36,402 --> 01:06:41,072 Looked at miles of television tape, instant replays, isolated camera. 903 01:06:46,119 --> 01:06:49,454 In this business you gotta be on your toes every minute,... 904 01:06:49,579 --> 01:06:54,084 ..thinking, anticipating, always keeping one step ahead of the other guy. 905 01:06:54,209 --> 01:06:56,752 I thought you could pick Sandy up at 3.40. 906 01:06:56,877 --> 01:07:00,798 Good for you. I can't wait to see that pretty puss again. 907 01:07:01,882 --> 01:07:04,342 Why doesn't Boom Boom pick her up, huh? 908 01:07:04,467 --> 01:07:08,388 - Be glad to. - 3.40 breaks up the whole afternoon. 909 01:07:09,013 --> 01:07:11,849 There are important things l have to take care of. 910 01:07:11,974 --> 01:07:16,937 - He doesn't know what she looks like. - I won't bring you the wrong wife. 911 01:07:28,321 --> 01:07:30,615 Sure is nice and warm here. 912 01:07:30,741 --> 01:07:35,202 Yeah. Somebody from the building came, checked the radiators in every room. 913 01:07:35,327 --> 01:07:39,165 Every room? Oh! lsn't that considerate? 914 01:07:40,249 --> 01:07:42,710 I think they suspect something. 915 01:07:43,710 --> 01:07:46,921 I told you not to plant those mikes in the radiators. 916 01:07:47,046 --> 01:07:51,842 I suppose your idea was better. Send him candy and bug the chocolate creams! 917 01:07:51,967 --> 01:07:55,512 - Keep lookin'! - Don't come unglued. We're OK. 918 01:08:03,227 --> 01:08:06,022 - You'd better start for the airport. - OK, coach. 919 01:08:06,147 --> 01:08:08,732 What's the rush? He's got an hour and a half. 920 01:08:08,857 --> 01:08:12,986 Well, there's a lot of traffic this time of day, and those planes... 921 01:08:13,111 --> 01:08:15,864 You never know. They're late, they're early... 922 01:08:18,199 --> 01:08:22,119 Say, what do l call her? "Mrs Hinkle", or "Miss", or what? 923 01:08:22,620 --> 01:08:25,330 - Try "Mrs". - You got it. 924 01:08:30,085 --> 01:08:32,669 Oh, boy, this brace is murder. 925 01:08:32,795 --> 01:08:36,507 I don't get out of this chair, gangrene is gonna set in. 926 01:08:37,883 --> 01:08:40,219 Look at this deposition. 927 01:08:40,885 --> 01:08:43,262 - Well, what do l know? - It's very important. 928 01:08:43,388 --> 01:08:45,640 Especially the footnote. 929 01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:59,902 Isn't that interesting? 930 01:09:00,027 --> 01:09:02,905 - I don't get it. - Take my word for it. 931 01:09:03,030 --> 01:09:05,698 A case like this is full of pitfalls. 932 01:09:05,824 --> 01:09:10,078 You can't just go skipping through the wood like Little Red Riding Hood. 933 01:09:10,203 --> 01:09:12,330 There are wolves behind every tree. 934 01:09:12,455 --> 01:09:17,876 And you gotta watch out for Grandma, because she's got big eyes and big ears. 935 01:09:18,627 --> 01:09:22,338 - And big teeth. He forgot the teeth. - He what? 936 01:09:22,463 --> 01:09:26,759 I hate a guy who tells a story and louses up the punch line. 937 01:09:27,176 --> 01:09:32,139 So the moral of the story is, better Red Riding Hood than Dead Riding Hood. 938 01:09:32,931 --> 01:09:35,183 You read me? 939 01:09:37,310 --> 01:09:39,562 Not really. 940 01:09:43,315 --> 01:09:46,985 Tell me, this whirlpool gadget that Dr Krugman prescribed. 941 01:09:47,110 --> 01:09:49,571 - The Jacuzzi? - Yeah. Does it help you any? 942 01:09:49,696 --> 01:09:52,782 I suppose. It tones the muscles up or somethin'. 943 01:09:52,907 --> 01:09:55,701 But just exactly how does it work? 944 01:09:55,826 --> 01:09:58,412 Well, first you gotta run some water in the tub. 945 01:09:58,537 --> 01:10:00,789 All righty. 946 01:10:10,173 --> 01:10:12,799 Say, where's the switch on this Jacuzzi thing? 947 01:10:12,924 --> 01:10:17,679 - No switch. Just plug it in the wall. - You'd better come in and show me. 948 01:10:25,853 --> 01:10:28,229 Would you mind telling me... 949 01:10:54,461 --> 01:10:58,382 - OK, kid. You can talk now. - What the hell is goin' on around here? 950 01:10:58,507 --> 01:11:01,384 The whole place is bugged, and they're shooting. 951 01:11:01,509 --> 01:11:04,595 - Shooting? - The detectives. With a camera. 952 01:11:05,221 --> 01:11:08,765 - Well, who needs that? Get rid of 'em! - Not so fast. 953 01:11:08,890 --> 01:11:12,811 Pull the shades down and rip out the mikes! We're not gonna put up with this. 954 01:11:12,936 --> 01:11:15,438 - Yes, we are. - What do you mean, "we are"? 955 01:11:15,562 --> 01:11:19,525 Look, Harry. We know we're bugged, but they don't know we know. 956 01:11:19,650 --> 01:11:24,487 Don't you see the possibilities? Anything we feed into those mikes, they'll swallow. 957 01:11:24,612 --> 01:11:27,782 - Like what? - To speed up the action, we'll goose 'em. 958 01:11:27,907 --> 01:11:30,493 It may take a year for this case to come to trial. 959 01:11:30,618 --> 01:11:32,828 You wanna be stuck in this chair that long? 960 01:11:32,953 --> 01:11:36,331 - A year? - Worry not, because l've got a scheme. 961 01:11:36,456 --> 01:11:40,584 And when we spring it on them, they're gonna settle right away - for big money. 962 01:11:40,710 --> 01:11:43,921 Oh, to hell with the big money! Give it to charity. 963 01:11:44,046 --> 01:11:46,716 - How did you guess? - Huh? 964 01:11:46,841 --> 01:11:49,300 That's the scheme. 965 01:12:10,862 --> 01:12:14,364 (PA) Announcing the arrival of UnitedAirlines Flight 373... 966 01:12:14,489 --> 01:12:17,451 ..from New York Kennedy lnternational Airport. 967 01:12:17,576 --> 01:12:21,704 Passengers may now claim their luggage in the baggage area. 968 01:12:32,881 --> 01:12:35,717 - Mrs Hinkle? - Yes? 969 01:12:35,842 --> 01:12:38,218 Let me take these. 970 01:12:38,927 --> 01:12:43,432 - Mr Gingrich sent me to pick you up. - Oh? Has he got a chauffeur now? 971 01:12:43,557 --> 01:12:48,394 No, it's just that he's busy with the lawsuit. I'm a friend of Harry's. 972 01:12:48,519 --> 01:12:51,814 - How is Harry? - Better now he knows you're coming. 973 01:12:51,939 --> 01:12:55,233 - And how's the lawsuit? - Mr Gingrich thinks we can't lose. 974 01:12:55,359 --> 01:12:59,279 - Oh, really? - I'm gonna testify myself. I'm a witness. 975 01:12:59,988 --> 01:13:03,157 - You were there? - Oh, yeah. Right where it happened. 976 01:13:03,282 --> 01:13:05,951 Actually, l'm the guy that hit him. 977 01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:14,376 It's got me all shook up. I keep running that play over and over again in my mind. 978 01:13:14,501 --> 01:13:17,295 I saw him there. I could have stepped out of bounds,... 979 01:13:17,420 --> 01:13:19,880 ..l could have cut back and reversed my field. 980 01:13:20,005 --> 01:13:24,134 But l didn't. And all for a lousy extra five yards. 981 01:13:24,259 --> 01:13:28,930 I wouldn't brood about it. Everybody tries for that extra five yards, and... 982 01:13:29,055 --> 01:13:31,933 Well, sometimes people get in our way. 983 01:13:34,768 --> 01:13:37,229 Harry played me your record. 984 01:13:38,063 --> 01:13:39,898 You sing good. 985 01:13:40,023 --> 01:13:43,401 I sing damn good, if you must know, but l started off wrong,... 986 01:13:43,526 --> 01:13:46,153 ..working with a cheap band in some crummy cellar. 987 01:13:46,278 --> 01:13:48,823 To make it these days you need exposure. 988 01:13:48,948 --> 01:13:51,199 - You need what? - A showcase. 989 01:13:51,324 --> 01:13:53,576 Like the Copa, or the Persian Room. 990 01:13:53,702 --> 01:13:57,288 And for that you need a knockout wardrobe, and special material,... 991 01:13:57,414 --> 01:14:01,041 ..and a vocal coach, and a publicity man, and for that you need money. 992 01:14:01,166 --> 01:14:03,919 So unless you got like 20,000 bucks, forget it. 993 01:14:04,044 --> 01:14:08,423 Maybe it's all for the best, because now that you're here, maybe you'll stay. 994 01:14:08,548 --> 01:14:12,343 Sure... and go back to doing those linoleum commercials. 995 01:14:13,344 --> 01:14:16,096 I was talking about going back to Harry. 996 01:14:16,888 --> 01:14:21,727 You know, you and me, we both hurt him. Except l can't do anything about it. 997 01:14:21,852 --> 01:14:24,687 But it's not too late for you to square things. 998 01:14:24,812 --> 01:14:27,064 We'll see what happens. 999 01:14:29,108 --> 01:14:31,860 When you travel with a team you live with a lot of guys. 1000 01:14:31,985 --> 01:14:36,239 - But Harry's something else again. - You don't have to sell me. 1001 01:14:37,157 --> 01:14:41,493 When your telegram came, he almost jumped out of that chair. 1002 01:14:41,618 --> 01:14:45,456 All Mr Gingrich talks about is the money, but all Harry talks about is you. 1003 01:14:45,581 --> 01:14:48,499 That's just like him. Sweet, impractical Harry. 1004 01:14:48,624 --> 01:14:52,587 If he had his way, nobody would get anything out of this. 1005 01:16:03,565 --> 01:16:06,735 (whistles) Get a load of that broad! 1006 01:16:06,860 --> 01:16:11,072 - Keep your mind on business. - This is business. It's the wife. 1007 01:16:15,952 --> 01:16:20,288 (Max) l'd sure hate to be stuck in a wheelchair with her around. 1008 01:16:23,333 --> 01:16:26,460 - You got enough film in the camera? - Sure. Why? 1009 01:16:26,585 --> 01:16:31,382 Because if we're lucky, this may turn out to be our Swedish masseuse. 1010 01:16:51,024 --> 01:16:53,276 Hi, Sandy. 1011 01:16:55,862 --> 01:16:58,114 Have a good flight? 1012 01:16:59,197 --> 01:17:01,450 Harry! 1013 01:17:02,784 --> 01:17:06,204 - If l were a gentleman, l'd get up. - Darling! 1014 01:17:15,003 --> 01:17:17,380 Let me look at ya. 1015 01:17:18,214 --> 01:17:22,177 - What do l remind you of? - I don't know. 1016 01:17:22,594 --> 01:17:25,012 I'll give you a hint. (whistles) 1017 01:17:25,137 --> 01:17:27,056 No, l still don't know. 1018 01:17:27,181 --> 01:17:29,558 All right, one more clue. 1019 01:17:32,852 --> 01:17:35,813 Whistler's Mother. Hey, isn't he too much? 1020 01:17:37,732 --> 01:17:40,525 What happened? You've got green eyes. 1021 01:17:40,651 --> 01:17:45,113 It's the contact lenses. They make them in all colours now. 1022 01:17:45,238 --> 01:17:49,784 - You still wear your hair the way l like it. - Oh, l've never changed. 1023 01:17:52,411 --> 01:17:55,122 Where do you want these? ln the bedroom? 1024 01:17:55,247 --> 01:17:58,333 Well, l certainly don't want them in the kitchen. 1025 01:17:58,458 --> 01:18:00,710 You heard the lady. 1026 01:18:06,090 --> 01:18:08,342 - How long can you stay? - It depends. 1027 01:18:08,467 --> 01:18:10,719 The band's opening in Atlantic City,... 1028 01:18:10,844 --> 01:18:13,971 ..but l told them l had to go to see a sick relative. 1029 01:18:14,097 --> 01:18:18,559 That's close enough. I am sick and l am a relative. At least l used to be. 1030 01:18:18,685 --> 01:18:20,644 Harry, promise me something. 1031 01:18:20,769 --> 01:18:24,314 As soon as you get a little money, have this couch re-covered. 1032 01:18:24,439 --> 01:18:28,317 According to Willie, l could have it re-upholstered in $100 bills. 1033 01:18:28,442 --> 01:18:30,778 I may even get a new apartment. I got a Mustang. 1034 01:18:30,903 --> 01:18:33,990 - Willie's breaking it in for me. - Well, who cares? 1035 01:18:34,115 --> 01:18:38,618 The important thing is to get you well again. (sniffs) 1036 01:18:44,207 --> 01:18:48,127 - I'd better start on that dinner. - Thank you, Boom Boom. 1037 01:18:49,837 --> 01:18:53,881 - Cooks too. He's quite a treasure. - I don't know what l'd do without him. 1038 01:18:54,007 --> 01:18:56,467 Harry, what do the doctors say? 1039 01:18:57,260 --> 01:19:01,972 They're just guessing. It's a compressed vertebra, and some nerve damage... 1040 01:19:02,097 --> 01:19:05,017 - It all connects up. - Compressed vertebra? 1041 01:19:05,142 --> 01:19:07,644 Yeah. But l may fool everybody. 1042 01:19:07,769 --> 01:19:11,731 I may be back on my feet a lot sooner than anyone expects. 1043 01:19:12,398 --> 01:19:16,777 On the other hand, you never know. These things sometimes drag on and on. 1044 01:19:16,902 --> 01:19:19,279 Too bad it's a phoney. 1045 01:19:19,404 --> 01:19:21,656 What is? 1046 01:19:22,449 --> 01:19:24,909 - The fireplace. - Oh. 1047 01:19:25,035 --> 01:19:27,494 It would be nice to have a fire now. 1048 01:19:28,329 --> 01:19:31,665 Remember when we used to put a red light bulb behind the logs... 1049 01:19:31,790 --> 01:19:35,960 - ..and pretend this was a bearskin rug? - Right in front of Whistler's Mother. 1050 01:19:36,085 --> 01:19:38,338 Shameless. 1051 01:19:43,258 --> 01:19:45,719 I'd better unpack. 1052 01:19:57,896 --> 01:20:00,857 With the chicken paprika we should have some white wine. 1053 01:20:00,982 --> 01:20:03,652 - I didn't get any. - Look in the wine cellar. 1054 01:20:03,777 --> 01:20:08,530 Second shelf, behind the cereal. I hide it from the cleaning woman. 1055 01:20:10,532 --> 01:20:12,743 I'll put it on ice. 1056 01:20:12,868 --> 01:20:16,996 What do you think of Sandy? l guess it's not fair to ask. You just met her. 1057 01:20:17,121 --> 01:20:20,291 Not that l think she's perfect. They're all unpredictable. 1058 01:20:20,416 --> 01:20:24,795 And she may not be a raving beauty, but then l'm no Mastroianni either. 1059 01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:29,508 (hums) lt's just that sometimes two people drift apart... 1060 01:20:29,633 --> 01:20:34,220 ..and they have to get together again because they were cut out for each other. 1061 01:20:34,345 --> 01:20:36,847 Like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle. They belong. 1062 01:20:36,973 --> 01:20:39,140 - You know what l'm trying to say? - Yeah. 1063 01:20:39,265 --> 01:20:41,726 I knew you'd agree with me. 1064 01:21:20,927 --> 01:21:23,388 Oh boy, oh boy. Look at this. 1065 01:21:23,513 --> 01:21:25,974 - What? - I think l'm goin' out of my mind. 1066 01:21:26,099 --> 01:21:28,392 - I can't watch it any more. - What? 1067 01:21:28,517 --> 01:21:30,728 Apricot dumplings! 1068 01:21:30,853 --> 01:21:35,024 On top of chicken paprika, red cabbage, buttered noodles... 1069 01:21:35,149 --> 01:21:37,275 And that dame hasn't touched any of it. 1070 01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:40,403 Just yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak. 1071 01:21:43,614 --> 01:21:48,201 I knew it two weeks after l left you, what a terrible mistake l'd made. 1072 01:21:48,869 --> 01:21:52,538 You have no idea how many times l wanted to pick up the phone and call you. 1073 01:21:52,663 --> 01:21:54,915 But l was afraid. 1074 01:21:55,041 --> 01:21:57,501 I thought you'd just hang up on me. 1075 01:21:58,377 --> 01:22:02,881 Then when l heard about your accident, l didn't stop to think. I just called. 1076 01:22:03,006 --> 01:22:07,177 Well, l'm glad you did. At least something good came out of it. 1077 01:22:07,302 --> 01:22:12,264 The day l got the divorce papers l was working at a club and l couldn't go on. 1078 01:22:12,389 --> 01:22:14,850 I went to the ladies' room and was sick. 1079 01:22:14,975 --> 01:22:19,854 You know what l did? l went down to Lake Erie to throw my wedding ring away. 1080 01:22:19,979 --> 01:22:22,148 I don't blame you. 1081 01:22:22,273 --> 01:22:24,317 Lemme show you something. 1082 01:22:24,442 --> 01:22:29,613 You won't believe this, because you always said l wasn't the sentimental type. 1083 01:22:29,738 --> 01:22:32,199 Oh, where is it? 1084 01:22:34,033 --> 01:22:36,494 What are you looking for? 1085 01:22:38,579 --> 01:22:42,666 The junk you women carry around. It's like the inside of a claw machine. 1086 01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:45,669 Here. I couldn't bear to throw it away. 1087 01:22:49,463 --> 01:22:51,799 Now that you've brought it up,... 1088 01:22:52,341 --> 01:22:54,593 ..neither could l. 1089 01:22:56,929 --> 01:22:59,097 Where would you like your coffee? 1090 01:22:59,222 --> 01:23:03,059 Oh, coffee. We'll have it... in the library. 1091 01:23:03,184 --> 01:23:06,436 - Or the east wing terrace? - It's too cold for the terrace. 1092 01:23:06,561 --> 01:23:08,814 The library it is! 1093 01:23:10,816 --> 01:23:13,402 - Bring a third cup and join us. - No, thanks. 1094 01:23:13,527 --> 01:23:16,404 I don't want to butt into a family reunion. 1095 01:23:18,197 --> 01:23:20,324 I don't think he approves of me. 1096 01:23:20,449 --> 01:23:23,785 Nonsense. You shoulda heard him talk about you in the kitchen. 1097 01:23:23,910 --> 01:23:28,456 Harry, now that l'm here, do you really think you need him any more? 1098 01:23:29,416 --> 01:23:32,376 Well, it's not that l need him. He needs me. 1099 01:23:32,501 --> 01:23:34,962 It makes him feel better to help me out. 1100 01:23:35,087 --> 01:23:39,257 I thought that was going to be my job. You never considered me much of a wife. 1101 01:23:39,382 --> 01:23:40,967 - Oh, honey... - Don't deny it. 1102 01:23:41,092 --> 01:23:44,178 I guess l was kinda silly and useless. 1103 01:23:44,304 --> 01:23:46,847 But l want a second chance now. 1104 01:23:46,972 --> 01:23:49,391 Maybe l've grown up a little. 1105 01:23:53,979 --> 01:23:56,022 Wait a minute. 1106 01:23:56,147 --> 01:23:59,650 You'd better pour the coffee. One lump, remember? 1107 01:24:05,196 --> 01:24:07,907 Never mind the dishes, Boom Boom. Leave 'em. 1108 01:24:08,033 --> 01:24:12,870 OK. They're all rinsed. I'll finish up when l come to fix your breakfast. 1109 01:24:12,995 --> 01:24:15,080 You don't have to bother. 1110 01:24:15,205 --> 01:24:17,875 No bother. It's on the way to the practice field. 1111 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:21,002 Boom Boom, l don't want to turn you into a housekeeper. 1112 01:24:21,127 --> 01:24:25,882 You have your own job to worry about. And now that Sandy's here... 1113 01:24:26,758 --> 01:24:28,925 You know how it is. 1114 01:24:29,051 --> 01:24:31,219 I know how it is. 1115 01:24:42,438 --> 01:24:46,566 Mrs Hinkle, that walker? He should practise with it every day. 1116 01:24:46,691 --> 01:24:49,444 He's up to 20 steps now. He should try 24 tomorrow. 1117 01:24:49,569 --> 01:24:52,404 - 24. All right. - And that whirlpool bath? 1118 01:24:52,529 --> 01:24:56,116 Twice a day. And if the batteries run down on the wheelchair... 1119 01:24:56,241 --> 01:24:58,953 I'll figure it out. 1120 01:24:59,078 --> 01:25:02,789 - You'll still come to see me, won't you? - Sure, buddy. Good night. 1121 01:25:02,914 --> 01:25:04,958 Good night. 1122 01:25:06,918 --> 01:25:10,170 I didn't want to say anything, but that chicken dish we had... 1123 01:25:10,295 --> 01:25:13,507 - It's Hungarian. - Well, it wasn't very good. 1124 01:25:14,258 --> 01:25:16,801 - I've learnt to cook now. - Yeah? Really? 1125 01:25:16,926 --> 01:25:19,679 I'll make you a meat loaf tomorrow. 1126 01:25:20,137 --> 01:25:22,598 unzip me, please? 1127 01:25:32,439 --> 01:25:35,109 Put on a little weight, haven't you? 1128 01:25:35,234 --> 01:25:38,112 Seven pounds. That's how good a cook l am. 1129 01:25:43,950 --> 01:25:47,829 - If you need any help with your corset... - I can manage. 1130 01:26:01,507 --> 01:26:03,968 (romantic dance music) 1131 01:26:20,524 --> 01:26:22,775 (phone rings) 1132 01:26:26,904 --> 01:26:30,365 The phone, darling. Aren't you going to answer it? 1133 01:26:34,578 --> 01:26:37,039 - Hello? - Well, welcome to Cleveland. 1134 01:26:37,164 --> 01:26:41,709 Certainly nice to have you back with the organisation. How's our boy? 1135 01:26:43,294 --> 01:26:46,504 Why don't you kids go play on the freeway? 1136 01:26:46,630 --> 01:26:49,382 - I said how's our boy? - He's wonderful. 1137 01:26:49,507 --> 01:26:51,718 Everything's wonderful. 1138 01:26:51,843 --> 01:26:54,219 Like old times. 1139 01:26:55,721 --> 01:26:59,224 We just had dinner, and we're about to go to bed. 1140 01:27:01,602 --> 01:27:03,853 Lemme talk to him. 1141 01:27:04,812 --> 01:27:07,273 Look, Harry, if l were you, l'd forget it. 1142 01:27:07,398 --> 01:27:11,902 I know what's going through your mind, but this is not the time... or the place. 1143 01:27:12,027 --> 01:27:17,366 What are you, my marriage counsellor? lf l want advice, l'll write to "Dear Abby". 1144 01:27:18,532 --> 01:27:22,536 OK, Harry, it's your neck. But if you're gonna do something foolish,... 1145 01:27:22,662 --> 01:27:27,624 ..remember to show your good profile, because you are on Candid Camera! 1146 01:27:28,083 --> 01:27:29,793 Ohh! Children, watch it! 1147 01:27:29,918 --> 01:27:32,379 (crockery smashes) 1148 01:27:57,484 --> 01:28:00,236 Harry? Are you all right? 1149 01:28:00,361 --> 01:28:02,613 I'm fine. 1150 01:28:53,658 --> 01:28:55,994 - Can l have one more of these? - Sorry. 1151 01:28:56,119 --> 01:29:00,205 - What do you mean, "sorry"? - We reserve the right to refuse service. 1152 01:29:00,331 --> 01:29:03,709 - I own this joint! - You appointed me manager. I say no. 1153 01:29:03,834 --> 01:29:05,919 Now cut that out, Pop. I need it. 1154 01:29:06,044 --> 01:29:08,338 You wanna drown yourself, use water. 1155 01:29:08,463 --> 01:29:11,883 This won't do it. I know. I tried it once myself. 1156 01:29:27,104 --> 01:29:29,439 - What's that? - Bourbon. 1157 01:29:29,564 --> 01:29:32,192 Haven't seen you around in a long time. 1158 01:29:32,317 --> 01:29:35,403 It's me, Elvira. I bleached my hair. 1159 01:29:35,528 --> 01:29:37,780 - Do you like it? - It's gorgeous. 1160 01:29:37,905 --> 01:29:41,116 Well, you know what they say. "Blondes have more fun." 1161 01:29:41,242 --> 01:29:44,662 Yeah, because there's always some sucker to pay for it. Beat it! 1162 01:29:44,787 --> 01:29:46,704 - What did l do? - I said beat it! 1163 01:29:52,961 --> 01:29:54,461 He bothering you, honey? 1164 01:29:54,586 --> 01:29:58,715 Why don't you take "honey" home and dip her head in a pot of ink? 1165 01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:02,260 Real tough cat, ain't he? Except on that football field. 1166 01:30:02,385 --> 01:30:06,305 He didn't look so tough against the Giants last Sunday. 1167 01:30:16,815 --> 01:30:19,066 (woman screams) 1168 01:30:29,867 --> 01:30:32,537 What is this? Break it up! 1169 01:30:32,662 --> 01:30:35,038 Come on, now. Break it up. Break it up. 1170 01:30:35,163 --> 01:30:37,416 (sirens) 1171 01:30:56,224 --> 01:30:58,476 (cracks knuckles) 1172 01:30:59,351 --> 01:31:02,313 - Anything happened across the street? - I'll say. 1173 01:31:02,438 --> 01:31:05,065 She gave him a rubdown, he gave her a rubdown. 1174 01:31:05,190 --> 01:31:07,400 Did you get it on film? 1175 01:31:07,525 --> 01:31:09,611 Cool it. Nothin' happened. 1176 01:31:09,736 --> 01:31:13,781 He fell asleep in the wheelchair, she stayed up readin' and smokin' a lot. 1177 01:31:13,907 --> 01:31:16,283 It's your turn to drive. 1178 01:31:18,952 --> 01:31:21,830 Don't wake me till we get to Albuquerque. 1179 01:31:24,874 --> 01:31:27,335 Oh, no! (sobs hysterically) 1180 01:31:28,502 --> 01:31:32,631 Please, don't cry, Mother. Believe me, she's changed. 1181 01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:36,801 She washed my socks, she scrubbed the bathroom. 1182 01:31:36,927 --> 01:31:39,595 Tonight she's cooking me a meat loaf. 1183 01:31:39,720 --> 01:31:42,181 (hysterical sobbing) 1184 01:31:44,808 --> 01:31:46,852 Mother? 1185 01:31:46,977 --> 01:31:49,020 Please stop crying. 1186 01:31:49,145 --> 01:31:51,606 How's the weather in Florida? 1187 01:31:55,151 --> 01:31:57,402 (buzzer) 1188 01:32:02,074 --> 01:32:04,325 Hi, Sandy. 1189 01:32:05,243 --> 01:32:07,537 Morning, Harry. 1190 01:32:08,621 --> 01:32:10,873 Shut up, Mother. 1191 01:32:15,168 --> 01:32:20,339 Don't mind him. Go back to your canasta game. I'll call you over the weekend. 1192 01:32:26,387 --> 01:32:28,763 You look yummy for this early in the morning. 1193 01:32:28,888 --> 01:32:31,182 I feel yummy. 1194 01:32:31,307 --> 01:32:33,810 - Everything under control? - Everything. 1195 01:32:33,935 --> 01:32:37,104 I've got the incorporation papers. Sign all seven copies. 1196 01:32:37,229 --> 01:32:40,399 - What are you incorporating? - The Harry Hinkle Foundation. 1197 01:32:40,524 --> 01:32:43,277 - Didn't you tell her? - I thought it'd be a surprise. 1198 01:32:43,402 --> 01:32:47,071 I don't like surprises. What's this all about? 1199 01:32:47,196 --> 01:32:50,616 Oh, you're gonna be proud of him when you hear this. 1200 01:32:50,741 --> 01:32:52,993 Next Saturday... 1201 01:32:54,828 --> 01:32:58,248 Next Saturday there's gonna be a night game against Washington. 1202 01:32:58,373 --> 01:33:02,543 They're planning a tribute to Harry. The lights are gonna go out,... 1203 01:33:02,668 --> 01:33:07,798 ..and everybody will be asked to light a match and pray for Harry's recovery. 1204 01:33:07,923 --> 01:33:12,927 Can't you just see it? 83,000 matches flickering in that dark stadium. 1205 01:33:13,595 --> 01:33:15,680 Then the spotlight will pick up Harry. 1206 01:33:15,805 --> 01:33:20,517 He'll wheel himself up to the microphone and make the announcement. 1207 01:33:20,642 --> 01:33:22,311 What announcement? 1208 01:33:22,436 --> 01:33:26,397 That all the money from the insurance, over and above medical expenses,... 1209 01:33:26,522 --> 01:33:31,527 ..is going into the Harry Hinkle Foundation to help the handicapped. 1210 01:33:31,652 --> 01:33:35,280 - I'm not sure l understand. - We don't want anybody to think... 1211 01:33:35,405 --> 01:33:38,575 ..we're suing just to line our own pockets. 1212 01:33:38,700 --> 01:33:42,786 Maybe we're not the Rockefeller lnstitute or the Ford Foundation. 1213 01:33:42,912 --> 01:33:47,333 But in our own small way, we can hold out a hand to the less fortunate,... 1214 01:33:47,458 --> 01:33:50,835 ..give them a little hope, a leg to stand on. 1215 01:33:54,047 --> 01:33:56,424 Hey, wake up. Wake up! 1216 01:33:56,549 --> 01:33:58,717 - What is it? - We're in Albuquerque. 1217 01:33:58,842 --> 01:34:01,345 - Huh? - Something important just came up. 1218 01:34:01,470 --> 01:34:06,016 I'd better take this tape down to O'Brien, Thompson and Kincaid. 1219 01:34:06,141 --> 01:34:09,852 I shoulda listened to my mother and become a bookie. 1220 01:34:16,316 --> 01:34:19,736 - Shouldn't "handicapped" have two p's? - Two p's? 1221 01:34:19,861 --> 01:34:25,491 I typed it myself, trying to save money. After all, it's a non-profit organisation. 1222 01:34:25,616 --> 01:34:28,619 - You're not disappointed, are you? - About what? 1223 01:34:28,744 --> 01:34:31,955 - The couch. I guess it'll have to wait. - So what? 1224 01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:35,375 I think it's a wonderful thing you're doing. I'm so proud of you. 1225 01:34:35,500 --> 01:34:40,420 I better be getting back to the office. I'm expecting an important phone call. 1226 01:34:40,546 --> 01:34:43,382 83,000 matches. 1227 01:34:43,507 --> 01:34:45,926 I hope it doesn't rain. 1228 01:34:46,051 --> 01:34:48,344 Oh, Willie? 1229 01:34:48,469 --> 01:34:50,304 Be right back. 1230 01:34:52,139 --> 01:34:55,142 Hey, Santa Claus. Can l ask you a question? 1231 01:34:55,268 --> 01:34:57,561 Sure, little girl. Wanna sit on my lap? 1232 01:34:57,686 --> 01:35:01,189 What's all this about you helping the handicapped? What's the gag? 1233 01:35:01,314 --> 01:35:03,400 - Gag? - Come off it, Willie. 1234 01:35:03,524 --> 01:35:07,528 Why go to the trouble of trumping up a case and then give the money away? 1235 01:35:07,653 --> 01:35:11,031 - Who says it's trumped up? - I do. You think l'm stupid? 1236 01:35:11,156 --> 01:35:13,950 Five specialists examined him. Are they stupid? 1237 01:35:14,075 --> 01:35:18,204 Compressed vertebra. Harry has had that since he was a kid. 1238 01:35:18,329 --> 01:35:22,791 - So don't snow me. I know it's a fraud. - I wish you wouldn't use words like that. 1239 01:35:22,916 --> 01:35:24,710 - So is the foundation. - All right. 1240 01:35:24,835 --> 01:35:29,297 Let's just say it's a legal manoeuvre to put the squeeze on the insurance company. 1241 01:35:29,422 --> 01:35:32,175 They wouldn't dare fight an organised charity. 1242 01:35:32,300 --> 01:35:36,136 If anybody had told me Harry would get involved in a thing like this... 1243 01:35:36,261 --> 01:35:38,930 He may still blow it. The place is wired for sound... 1244 01:35:39,055 --> 01:35:42,726 ..and there are detectives watching from across the street. 1245 01:35:42,851 --> 01:35:45,895 - I get the picture. - So if you could keep him in line,... 1246 01:35:46,020 --> 01:35:48,439 ..l'd appreciate it very much. 1247 01:35:48,898 --> 01:35:50,649 - How much? - Worry not. 1248 01:35:50,774 --> 01:35:53,234 There'll be enough for everybody. 1249 01:35:54,068 --> 01:35:57,197 - I'll do what l can. - That's a good kid. 1250 01:35:58,156 --> 01:36:01,950 Hey, put on a little weight, haven't ya? l'd say about seven pound. 1251 01:36:08,123 --> 01:36:11,500 Sorry. Just wanted some legal advice from Willie. 1252 01:36:11,626 --> 01:36:14,212 - Legal advice? - I was wondering,... 1253 01:36:14,337 --> 01:36:18,590 ..if you can annul a marriage, why can't you annul a divorce? 1254 01:36:18,715 --> 01:36:21,134 - Can you? - You know Willie. 1255 01:36:21,259 --> 01:36:24,804 He could find a loophole in the Ten Commandments. 1256 01:36:26,263 --> 01:36:28,724 Time to practise with your walker. 1257 01:36:30,643 --> 01:36:32,978 24 steps today. 1258 01:36:46,156 --> 01:36:51,160 Can't youjust see it? 83,000 matches flickering in that dark stadium. 1259 01:36:51,285 --> 01:36:56,707 Then Harry will wheel himselfup to the microphone and make the announcement. 1260 01:36:56,833 --> 01:36:58,500 What announcement? 1261 01:36:58,625 --> 01:37:02,587 That all the money from the insurance, over and above medical expenses,... 1262 01:37:02,712 --> 01:37:06,215 ..is going into the Harry Hinkle Foundation to help the handicapped. 1263 01:37:06,340 --> 01:37:10,052 - Are you sure that's Willie Gingrich? - Yep. Recorded this morning. 1264 01:37:10,177 --> 01:37:12,638 Whiplash Willie turning philanthropist. 1265 01:37:12,763 --> 01:37:14,973 - Do you believe that? - Not for a second. 1266 01:37:15,098 --> 01:37:18,560 - Do you realise what this means? - It's obviously some cheap trick. 1267 01:37:18,685 --> 01:37:22,312 Cheap? The minute a jury hears that that money is going to charity... 1268 01:37:22,437 --> 01:37:25,482 ..they'll nail the insurance company for $1 million. 1269 01:37:25,607 --> 01:37:29,152 - I still think Hinkle's an impostor. - You think! 1270 01:37:29,278 --> 01:37:32,530 - I know l've let you down... - You certainly have. 1271 01:37:32,655 --> 01:37:34,866 In Technicolor. 1272 01:37:34,991 --> 01:37:38,535 Well, uh... I'd better be getting back to my post. 1273 01:37:41,997 --> 01:37:45,458 Poor Purkey. He used to be the best private eye in Cleveland. 1274 01:37:45,584 --> 01:37:48,085 - Get Gingrich on the phone. - What for? 1275 01:37:48,210 --> 01:37:50,421 We're in a good position to negotiate. 1276 01:37:50,546 --> 01:37:53,674 We know he's up to something, but he doesn't know we know. 1277 01:37:57,594 --> 01:37:59,846 (phone rings) 1278 01:38:07,978 --> 01:38:10,439 Hello? Yes. 1279 01:38:11,147 --> 01:38:15,568 O'Brien, Thompson and who? Oh, yes. You're those lawyers in my building. 1280 01:38:15,693 --> 01:38:17,737 What's on your mind, gentlemen? 1281 01:38:17,862 --> 01:38:21,781 You wanna see me? Hold on, l'll check my calendar. 1282 01:38:21,907 --> 01:38:25,619 (hums the overture to Rossini's "The Barber of Seville") 1283 01:38:28,954 --> 01:38:31,582 Well, l'm all jammed up tomorrow. 1284 01:38:31,707 --> 01:38:34,293 uh, nothing open Thursday. 1285 01:38:34,418 --> 01:38:37,003 Friday is out of the question. 1286 01:38:37,128 --> 01:38:42,634 uh, maybe l can squeeze you in next Monday between 1 1 and 1 1 .1 5? 1287 01:38:43,551 --> 01:38:46,428 Today? l just don't see how l can do it. 1288 01:38:48,096 --> 01:38:51,767 Well, if you boys wanna drop down here and take your chances... 1289 01:38:51,892 --> 01:38:54,143 All righty. 1290 01:38:57,980 --> 01:39:00,440 (hums "The Barber of Seville") 1291 01:39:24,504 --> 01:39:26,839 Come in, gentlemen, come in. 1292 01:39:28,590 --> 01:39:32,219 I'm sorry things are a little messy. My secretary got married. 1293 01:39:32,344 --> 01:39:35,054 - Oh, really? - Yeah, ten years ago. To me. 1294 01:39:35,179 --> 01:39:37,557 Sit down, sit down. Here you are. 1295 01:39:40,560 --> 01:39:42,686 Now, what's your problem, gentlemen? 1296 01:39:42,811 --> 01:39:48,692 Consolidated lnsurance want to wrap up the Hinkle case. A matter of book-keeping. 1297 01:39:48,817 --> 01:39:54,613 Mind you, it's against our advice. But we are prepared to offer you $10,000. 1298 01:39:54,738 --> 01:39:58,658 Yeah... Now, let's see, if you're offering 10,000,... 1299 01:39:58,783 --> 01:40:01,661 ..that means you've been authorised to go to 25. 1300 01:40:01,786 --> 01:40:07,457 That means they'll go to 50. Why don't we skip all preliminaries and start at 50,000? 1301 01:40:07,583 --> 01:40:09,418 - $50,000? - That's not acceptable. 1302 01:40:09,543 --> 01:40:13,255 - (kettle whistles) - Would you like some instant coffee? 1303 01:40:13,380 --> 01:40:17,675 - We'd like an instant decision. - We might go as high as 25,000. 1304 01:40:17,800 --> 01:40:20,303 What's your hurry? We'll have our day in court. 1305 01:40:20,428 --> 01:40:24,473 I'm perfectly willing to leave the decision to a jury, 1 2 good men and true. 1306 01:40:24,598 --> 01:40:26,183 35,000. 1307 01:40:26,308 --> 01:40:30,394 Anybody care for cocoa? Ovaltine? Sauerkraut juice? Delaware Punch? 1308 01:40:30,519 --> 01:40:31,812 40,000. 1309 01:40:31,937 --> 01:40:36,775 Melba toast? Skinless sardines? Tootsie Rolls? Low-calorie yogurt? 1310 01:40:36,901 --> 01:40:40,695 - How about some pepperoni pizza? - No, thank you. I'm on Metrecal. 1311 01:40:40,820 --> 01:40:46,658 Metrecal? Fresh out. But l've got, uh, Bufferin, Pepto-Bismol, Mercurochrome... 1312 01:40:46,783 --> 01:40:49,036 45,000. 1313 01:40:49,995 --> 01:40:52,498 You boys going to the game Saturday? 1314 01:40:52,623 --> 01:40:56,250 It's Harry Hinkle Night. There's gonna be a very interesting show. 1315 01:40:56,375 --> 01:40:58,961 50,000. Take it or leave it. 1316 01:40:59,086 --> 01:41:02,465 When this case started l wrote down a figure on a piece of paper. 1317 01:41:02,589 --> 01:41:06,927 I've got it right here. I will not settle for one cent less than that. 1318 01:41:07,052 --> 01:41:09,596 All right, $55,000. 1319 01:41:10,430 --> 01:41:13,098 Did you say 55,000? 1320 01:41:14,850 --> 01:41:17,061 That's not it. 1321 01:41:18,437 --> 01:41:21,064 This has been declared a disaster area. 1322 01:41:21,189 --> 01:41:23,608 Eleven persons are dead or missing,... 1323 01:41:23,733 --> 01:41:27,361 ..over 200 families have been evacuated from their homes,... 1324 01:41:27,486 --> 01:41:30,906 ..and the property damage is estimated in the millions. 1325 01:41:31,031 --> 01:41:34,952 I'll be back with more news after this word from our sponsor. 1326 01:41:35,077 --> 01:41:37,328 Here it comes. 1327 01:41:38,120 --> 01:41:41,791 # Cover your floors with Lindenbaum's Linoleum 1328 01:41:41,916 --> 01:41:45,627 # lt's better indoors with Lindenbaum's Linoleum 1329 01:41:45,752 --> 01:41:48,088 # For the lowest price and the highest style 1330 01:41:48,213 --> 01:41:51,966 # Do your house over in vinyl tile and for gracious living... 1331 01:41:52,675 --> 01:41:56,220 I don't wanna be bitchy, but where did they dig her up? 1332 01:41:56,929 --> 01:42:00,223 - She sings a little flat, doesn't she? - Flat? She's pitiful. 1333 01:42:00,348 --> 01:42:04,018 # Come down to Lindenbaum's, come down to Lindenbaum's 1334 01:42:14,820 --> 01:42:19,031 And how about that long dress? She must have bad legs. I used to do it in tights. 1335 01:42:19,157 --> 01:42:22,285 You don't have to remind me. I was behind the camera. 1336 01:42:30,000 --> 01:42:31,209 On the local scene,... 1337 01:42:31,334 --> 01:42:36,005 ..the chances ofthe Cleveland Browns to repeat as National League champions... 1338 01:42:36,130 --> 01:42:41,301 ..suffered a blow last night when one of their star performers ran afoul ofthe law. 1339 01:42:41,426 --> 01:42:45,555 Luther "Boom Boom" Jackson, the leading punt returner ofthe league,... 1340 01:42:45,680 --> 01:42:49,308 ..was released on bail after being charged with drunkenness,... 1341 01:42:49,433 --> 01:42:52,394 ..assault and battery, and resisting arrest. 1342 01:42:52,519 --> 01:42:55,731 Art Modell, owner ofthe Browns, announced this afternoon... 1343 01:42:55,856 --> 01:42:58,900 ..that Jackson has been indefinitely suspended... 1344 01:42:59,025 --> 01:43:02,904 ..pending a hearing to determine further disciplinary action. 1345 01:43:03,029 --> 01:43:07,574 In other news ofthe sports world, Mickey Mantle said today... 1346 01:43:07,699 --> 01:43:10,368 That's a shame. 1347 01:43:10,494 --> 01:43:13,996 I knew it. I knew l shouldn't let him out of my sight. 1348 01:43:20,878 --> 01:43:22,670 What are you going to do? 1349 01:43:24,506 --> 01:43:26,800 This is absolutely our final offer. 1350 01:43:26,925 --> 01:43:29,302 $1 25,000. 1351 01:43:32,596 --> 01:43:34,640 Wrong again. 1352 01:43:36,016 --> 01:43:38,267 (phone rings) 1353 01:43:41,854 --> 01:43:43,773 Hello? What is it, kid? 1354 01:43:43,898 --> 01:43:46,399 Did you hear what happened to Boom Boom? 1355 01:43:47,067 --> 01:43:51,446 - Well, l'm sure he must need a lawyer. - There are 4100 lawyers in Cleveland... 1356 01:43:51,571 --> 01:43:54,615 ..and you pick the one who is beating his brains out for you? 1357 01:43:54,740 --> 01:43:58,202 Well, there's nothing we can do for him anyway. 1358 01:43:58,327 --> 01:44:02,956 Come on, Harry. Don't bother me. We got bigger fish to fry. 1359 01:44:06,042 --> 01:44:09,587 - What did Willie say? - He can't be bothered. 1360 01:44:09,712 --> 01:44:12,172 He's negotiating. 1361 01:44:13,882 --> 01:44:16,885 Harry! Be careful. 1362 01:44:17,010 --> 01:44:21,973 Wanna know who got Boom Boom into this mess? Wanna know the whole story? 1363 01:44:24,725 --> 01:44:27,644 Darling, don't get grey hair over it. 1364 01:44:28,103 --> 01:44:30,605 I've been lying to you all along. I... 1365 01:44:31,690 --> 01:44:35,568 You do have a few grey hairs. Makes you look distinguished. 1366 01:44:36,193 --> 01:44:38,529 Don't move. Don't say anything. 1367 01:44:39,613 --> 01:44:42,199 Just think about you and me. 1368 01:44:42,324 --> 01:44:46,369 If we're going to start all over again, how can it hurt to have a little money? 1369 01:44:46,494 --> 01:44:49,622 We're so close to it now. Don't throw it away. 1370 01:44:55,919 --> 01:44:58,338 For once in your life, be practical. 1371 01:44:58,464 --> 01:45:00,631 Do the smart thing. 1372 01:45:00,756 --> 01:45:04,802 I love you, Harry. But l don't want to love somebody dumb. 1373 01:45:39,875 --> 01:45:43,169 Hey, Purkey! Can you hear me, Purkey? 1374 01:45:43,753 --> 01:45:45,922 I know you're up there! 1375 01:45:46,047 --> 01:45:49,591 You're not fooling anybody, you big tub of lard! 1376 01:45:50,926 --> 01:45:52,886 How did he know we're up here? 1377 01:45:53,678 --> 01:45:57,264 I got a message for you from Gemini Control! 1378 01:45:57,389 --> 01:46:01,519 You can start packing up because the mission has been scrubbed! 1379 01:46:01,644 --> 01:46:05,396 Repeat, the mission has been scrubbed! 1380 01:46:05,522 --> 01:46:07,982 Over and out! 1381 01:46:14,321 --> 01:46:16,865 Take that filthy glove out of my face! 1382 01:46:16,990 --> 01:46:21,953 - Do you suppose he's tellin' the truth? - I wouldn't put anything past him. 1383 01:46:23,329 --> 01:46:25,790 Let me check it out with Mr O'Brien. 1384 01:46:30,418 --> 01:46:32,671 (buzzer) 1385 01:46:33,213 --> 01:46:35,674 (humming "The Barber of Seville") 1386 01:46:38,551 --> 01:46:41,220 Am l early? l hate to be the first one at a party. 1387 01:46:41,345 --> 01:46:44,974 - What party? - I thought we were having a celebration. 1388 01:46:45,099 --> 01:46:48,101 - Willie, what happened? - This is the Hinkle apartment? 1389 01:46:48,226 --> 01:46:49,644 Come on. Tell us. 1390 01:46:49,769 --> 01:46:53,772 Whereas Harry Hinkle, hereinafter referred to as the plaintiff,... 1391 01:46:53,897 --> 01:46:57,693 ..renounces all claims against the Cleveland Browns,... 1392 01:46:57,818 --> 01:47:01,863 ..CBS and the Municipal Stadium, hereinafter referred to as the defendants. 1393 01:47:01,988 --> 01:47:04,449 In consideration thereof... 1394 01:47:05,908 --> 01:47:08,786 Like l promised you, on a silver platter. 1395 01:47:10,120 --> 01:47:12,581 Could l have my coffee, please? 1396 01:47:15,709 --> 01:47:18,669 - $200,000! - I coulda held out for more. 1397 01:47:18,794 --> 01:47:22,673 But old Mr O'Brien, l took pity on him. I hate to see a grown man cry. 1398 01:47:22,798 --> 01:47:25,676 I may cry myself. Look at all those zeros! 1399 01:47:25,801 --> 01:47:29,179 - Willie, you're a genius. - # l'm a genius, yes, l'm a genius 1400 01:47:29,304 --> 01:47:31,389 # Da-da-da-di-di, a genuine genius 1401 01:47:31,514 --> 01:47:33,808 (continues singing) 1402 01:47:37,394 --> 01:47:39,772 (honks horn) 1403 01:47:39,897 --> 01:47:44,066 - I'd still like my coffee. - Coffee? At a time like this? 1404 01:47:44,192 --> 01:47:48,488 - You wouldn't have champagne on ice? - We don't even have any ice. 1405 01:47:48,613 --> 01:47:51,072 I'll see what l can find. 1406 01:47:52,616 --> 01:47:55,076 Come on, Harry. Cheer up. 1407 01:47:55,911 --> 01:47:59,997 You got the biggest cash award ever made in a personal injury case in Ohio... 1408 01:48:00,122 --> 01:48:02,750 ..and you're acting like a loser. 1409 01:48:02,875 --> 01:48:05,628 What would you like me to do? Turn cartwheels? 1410 01:48:05,753 --> 01:48:08,171 Not yet. You're still convalescing. 1411 01:48:08,296 --> 01:48:12,133 But in a few weeks we'll have you up on crutches, then we'll get you a cane. 1412 01:48:12,258 --> 01:48:14,302 Why are you so good to me? 1413 01:48:14,427 --> 01:48:17,513 So you'll be walking to the bank with a slight limp! 1414 01:48:17,638 --> 01:48:20,099 Big deal! 1415 01:48:23,018 --> 01:48:27,355 OK, Mr O'Brien. If that's the way you want it. You're the boss. 1416 01:48:29,774 --> 01:48:32,025 - They settled. - Good. 1417 01:48:32,150 --> 01:48:34,402 I can get home in time to watch Batman. 1418 01:48:34,528 --> 01:48:36,905 - Don't touch that camera! - The case is over. 1419 01:48:37,030 --> 01:48:39,782 That's what you think. And what Gingrich thinks. 1420 01:48:39,907 --> 01:48:42,493 Why don't you give up? He's too smart for ya. 1421 01:48:42,618 --> 01:48:45,704 Maybe so. But Hinkle isn't. 1422 01:48:45,830 --> 01:48:48,915 And l think l know how to break him down. 1423 01:48:51,167 --> 01:48:53,002 Where are you goin'? 1424 01:48:53,128 --> 01:48:56,755 The big tub of lard is gonna pay a little visit across the street. 1425 01:48:56,880 --> 01:48:59,258 So be ready for action. 1426 01:49:05,805 --> 01:49:08,891 Now that you got this kind of money, be very careful,... 1427 01:49:09,016 --> 01:49:12,019 ..because the world is full of chisellers and con men. 1428 01:49:12,144 --> 01:49:14,938 - I'll be careful. - But luckily you got me. 1429 01:49:15,063 --> 01:49:19,651 You may think l'm a great lawyer, but l am ten times as good a business manager. 1430 01:49:19,776 --> 01:49:22,194 - I'll be very careful. - Happy days! 1431 01:49:22,319 --> 01:49:24,405 - What's this? - Kahlua. 1432 01:49:24,530 --> 01:49:28,200 I thought we had some bourbon, but your friend Boom Boom... 1433 01:49:28,325 --> 01:49:30,577 Cheers. 1434 01:49:34,372 --> 01:49:38,041 Now when it comes to investing, the big trick is diversification. 1435 01:49:38,167 --> 01:49:43,172 You put a little money into uranium stocks, a few oil wells in Montana,... 1436 01:49:43,297 --> 01:49:45,965 ..some real estate in downtown Phoenix... 1437 01:49:46,090 --> 01:49:50,136 As long as you boys are diversifying, l want $20,000 to invest in me. 1438 01:49:50,261 --> 01:49:52,388 - You? - That's what it would cost... 1439 01:49:52,513 --> 01:49:55,307 ..if l'm to work the Persian Room. 1440 01:49:55,432 --> 01:49:58,018 - You're going back into singing? - You bet. 1441 01:49:58,143 --> 01:50:00,687 And this time l'm gonna do it right. 1442 01:50:00,812 --> 01:50:03,939 For $20,000 you can put on a pretty good act. 1443 01:50:04,065 --> 01:50:07,818 "Everything's Coming up Roses" - that's what l want to open with. 1444 01:50:07,943 --> 01:50:11,362 Four guys carry me on in a big basket full of flowers. 1445 01:50:11,488 --> 01:50:14,783 I'm wearing a tight red sequined gown and they're in tails. 1446 01:50:14,908 --> 01:50:17,285 White tie, top hats and canes. 1447 01:50:18,577 --> 01:50:21,330 Socko, baby, socko! 1448 01:50:21,455 --> 01:50:25,042 Maybe l could be one of the four guys. Bring my own cane? 1449 01:50:25,167 --> 01:50:27,418 (buzzer) 1450 01:50:27,794 --> 01:50:30,671 Looks like the party's beginning to build. 1451 01:50:32,173 --> 01:50:34,341 - I take it back. - Can l come in for a minute? 1452 01:50:34,466 --> 01:50:38,470 I thought you only came in through the window, or through the heating system. 1453 01:50:38,595 --> 01:50:41,389 If you don't mind, l'd like to take out my equipment. 1454 01:50:41,515 --> 01:50:43,766 Help yourself. 1455 01:50:45,518 --> 01:50:48,104 You know something, Purkey? We're gonna miss you. 1456 01:50:48,229 --> 01:50:50,522 You're a real good neighbour. 1457 01:50:50,647 --> 01:50:56,236 Quiet, discreet, unobtrusive, and yet always keeping a watchful eye on us. 1458 01:50:56,986 --> 01:51:00,489 - I was just doin' my job. Nothin' personal. - Of course not. 1459 01:51:00,614 --> 01:51:05,119 But sometimes even the best bloodhound barks up the wrong tree. 1460 01:51:14,001 --> 01:51:16,837 Any more news about Boom Boom Jackson? 1461 01:51:17,295 --> 01:51:18,505 No. 1462 01:51:18,630 --> 01:51:22,509 Too bad what happened to him. But maybe it'll teach him a lesson. 1463 01:51:22,633 --> 01:51:26,095 Our black brothers have been gettin' a little out of hand lately. 1464 01:51:26,220 --> 01:51:28,723 Just too damn cocky, you know what l mean? 1465 01:51:29,557 --> 01:51:32,809 - That's enough out of you, Purkey. - Look, l'm all for equal. 1466 01:51:32,934 --> 01:51:35,687 But what gets me is, l'm drivin' an old Chevvy,... 1467 01:51:35,812 --> 01:51:39,940 ..and when l see a coon ridin' around in a white Cadillac... 1468 01:51:44,653 --> 01:51:46,780 Dirty son of a bitch! 1469 01:51:46,905 --> 01:51:48,948 Harry! 1470 01:51:55,662 --> 01:51:57,956 Thanks. Hey, Max! 1471 01:51:59,332 --> 01:52:00,834 Max! 1472 01:52:00,959 --> 01:52:05,755 - You walked right into a trap, you idiot! - I'm the idiot. 1473 01:52:05,880 --> 01:52:11,260 I should have tipped off the insurance company. They'd have given me $20,000! 1474 01:52:11,843 --> 01:52:14,137 Max! Hey, Max! 1475 01:52:14,596 --> 01:52:19,225 - Did you get it? - I'm not sure. It's a little dark. 1476 01:52:19,350 --> 01:52:22,895 - Oh, no! - Did you hear that? Get back in the chair. 1477 01:52:23,020 --> 01:52:25,272 Get back. 1478 01:52:29,442 --> 01:52:31,778 You want another take? 1479 01:52:33,112 --> 01:52:35,156 Yeah. 1480 01:52:40,994 --> 01:52:43,038 Harry... 1481 01:52:43,955 --> 01:52:46,582 - What's your exposure? - I was wide open. 1482 01:52:46,707 --> 01:52:49,502 Stop it down to F-4. Check your focus. 1483 01:52:50,503 --> 01:52:52,754 - You ready? - Yeah. 1484 01:52:55,006 --> 01:52:57,258 Roll her, Max. 1485 01:52:59,260 --> 01:53:01,595 So much for the bad hand. 1486 01:53:01,720 --> 01:53:04,973 Let's see what a man with a broken back can do. 1487 01:53:29,912 --> 01:53:32,373 Attaboy. Keep it up. 1488 01:53:39,170 --> 01:53:41,672 Willie, why don't you do something? 1489 01:53:41,797 --> 01:53:46,260 Well, the first thing l'm gonna do is cancel my reservation at the Persian Room. 1490 01:53:46,385 --> 01:53:49,179 Hey, you've got one green eye and one blue eye. 1491 01:53:49,304 --> 01:53:52,640 My contact lens! l must have dropped it. 1492 01:53:52,765 --> 01:53:55,017 Don't move. 1493 01:53:59,813 --> 01:54:04,109 And now for the most death-defying feat ever attempted by a man... 1494 01:54:04,234 --> 01:54:06,861 ..who just got out of a wheelchair! 1495 01:54:20,457 --> 01:54:22,916 Did you get what you wanted? 1496 01:54:32,592 --> 01:54:36,679 - Let's have the keys to my car. - They'll repossess it in the morning. 1497 01:54:36,804 --> 01:54:40,307 They can have it in the morning. Right now l need it. 1498 01:54:42,893 --> 01:54:46,063 I don't want to find you here when l get back. 1499 01:54:47,146 --> 01:54:49,732 And take your damn meat loaf with you. 1500 01:55:01,326 --> 01:55:03,827 Nothing wrong with my leg either. 1501 01:55:07,164 --> 01:55:10,042 How did l ever marry into a family like this? 1502 01:55:11,334 --> 01:55:15,880 Wait a minute, Purkey! l'm not through yet. Keep that camera rolling. 1503 01:55:18,716 --> 01:55:21,927 Go ahead. Let's see him wriggle out of this one. 1504 01:55:28,599 --> 01:55:31,811 This is William H Gingrich, attorney-at-law. 1505 01:55:31,936 --> 01:55:36,272 I am both shocked and dismayed to learn that my client has been deceiving me. 1506 01:55:36,398 --> 01:55:38,817 But there is no legal case against Mr Hinkle... 1507 01:55:38,942 --> 01:55:41,611 ..because no money has changed hands. 1508 01:55:43,029 --> 01:55:47,825 However, there is a legal case against the firm of O'Brien, Thompson and Kincaid. 1509 01:55:47,950 --> 01:55:50,244 They invaded the privacy of my client,... 1510 01:55:50,369 --> 01:55:56,582 ..a violation of the Fourth Amendment and the Federal Anti-Wiretapping Law of 1934. 1511 01:55:57,250 --> 01:56:00,627 I am therefore filing charges against these gentlemen... 1512 01:56:00,752 --> 01:56:05,257 ..before the Ethical Practices Committee of the American Bar Association. 1513 01:56:05,382 --> 01:56:10,010 Furthermore, l am moving immediately to revoke the licence... 1514 01:56:10,136 --> 01:56:14,515 ..of one Chester Purkey, private investigator. 1515 01:56:16,183 --> 01:56:19,853 He has maligned a member of a minority group,... 1516 01:56:19,978 --> 01:56:24,565 ..and l shall report this to the Civil Rights Division of the Justice Department,... 1517 01:56:24,690 --> 01:56:28,694 ..the Human Rights Commission of the united Nations, the NAACP,... 1518 01:56:28,819 --> 01:56:31,321 ..CORE, the American Civil Liberties union... 1519 01:56:31,447 --> 01:56:33,698 (crunch) 1520 01:56:37,160 --> 01:56:39,704 I think l found your contact lens. 1521 01:57:50,766 --> 01:57:53,018 Even. 1522 01:58:00,608 --> 01:58:02,943 Odd. 1523 01:58:03,068 --> 01:58:05,529 This ain't my day. 1524 01:58:06,697 --> 01:58:09,241 - Yeah? - I'm looking for Boom Boom Jackson. 1525 01:58:09,366 --> 01:58:13,202 You're ten minutes late. He just cleaned out his locker. 1526 01:58:13,703 --> 01:58:16,872 The team fightin' to stay up there and this has to happen. 1527 01:58:16,997 --> 01:58:21,918 I would've believed it of some of the other guys, but Jackson? ln a barroom brawl? 1528 01:58:22,043 --> 01:58:24,504 I don't know what got into him. 1529 01:58:28,257 --> 01:58:30,509 Even. 1530 01:58:31,635 --> 01:58:33,345 Wait a minute! 1531 01:58:33,470 --> 01:58:35,722 We ain't got no 99. 1532 01:59:35,900 --> 01:59:38,152 This seat taken? 1533 01:59:47,285 --> 01:59:51,705 - What's that with the matches? - It's for a buddy of mine, Harry Hinkle. 1534 01:59:51,830 --> 01:59:54,166 He's in a wheelchair. 1535 01:59:56,043 --> 01:59:59,962 Remember what you said you'd do to anybody who called your buddy a faker? 1536 02:00:00,088 --> 02:00:03,049 Well, l say Harry Hinkle is a faker. 1537 02:00:04,801 --> 02:00:07,010 What are you waitin' for? Go ahead, belt me. 1538 02:00:07,135 --> 02:00:10,222 - Why did you do it? - For the money. What else? 1539 02:00:11,098 --> 02:00:14,809 - You're a liar. - That's what l came to tell you. 1540 02:00:14,934 --> 02:00:18,020 If it's for the money, how come you're out of that chair? 1541 02:00:18,145 --> 02:00:21,606 I didn't like the setup, l didn't like the characters involved. 1542 02:00:21,731 --> 02:00:23,858 Especially me. 1543 02:00:23,984 --> 02:00:26,945 - Go ahead, do it. - And put you back in that corset? 1544 02:00:27,070 --> 02:00:30,239 Oh, no. I'm not gonna go through that again. 1545 02:00:35,536 --> 02:00:37,829 - I see you're all packed, huh? - Yeah. 1546 02:00:37,954 --> 02:00:40,331 Shaving kit, three pairs of socks,... 1547 02:00:40,456 --> 02:00:44,627 ..and the football they gave me after the Baltimore game. 1548 02:00:45,711 --> 02:00:47,796 - Where are you goin'? - I don't know. 1549 02:00:47,921 --> 02:00:51,008 But somewhere between here and there there's got to be a bar. 1550 02:00:51,133 --> 02:00:53,593 Come on, l'll buy you a drink. 1551 02:00:54,552 --> 02:00:58,556 Look, they'll make you sit out a couple of games, but you'll be back. 1552 02:00:58,681 --> 02:01:01,308 I don't care one way or the other. I'm through. 1553 02:01:01,434 --> 02:01:04,394 - Who says you're through? - 83,000 people. 1554 02:01:04,519 --> 02:01:08,148 When they boo every time you come off the field, you get the message. 1555 02:01:08,273 --> 02:01:11,317 Sure you've been playing lousy. You had this mental block. 1556 02:01:11,442 --> 02:01:14,737 I'm supposed to be a pro. Once you start to choke up,... 1557 02:01:14,862 --> 02:01:18,448 ..once you drop three punts in a row, you look for another line of work. 1558 02:01:18,573 --> 02:01:22,327 - Such as what? - A guy my size, my weight... 1559 02:01:22,452 --> 02:01:24,579 I can make it in the wrestling racket. 1560 02:01:24,704 --> 02:01:28,540 I think l'd make a pretty good heavy, call myself the Dark Angel. 1561 02:01:29,708 --> 02:01:32,210 - The Dark Angel? - You coming? 1562 02:01:37,631 --> 02:01:40,009 December 27th. 1563 02:01:40,134 --> 02:01:42,470 You sure kept me busy that day with the camera. 1564 02:01:42,595 --> 02:01:45,430 - 41 yards, 57 yards... - So long, buddy. 1565 02:01:45,555 --> 02:01:47,807 See you around. 1566 02:01:56,482 --> 02:01:58,734 (Harry) Hey! 1567 02:02:00,151 --> 02:02:02,403 Boom Boom! 1568 02:02:03,112 --> 02:02:05,573 You forgot somethin'! 1569 02:02:12,746 --> 02:02:14,998 Catch! 1570 02:02:15,956 --> 02:02:17,833 Go, man, go! 1571 02:02:20,002 --> 02:02:22,088 (laughs) Yeah! 1572 02:02:22,588 --> 02:02:24,339 Yeah! Ha! 1573 02:02:24,464 --> 02:02:26,257 Got ya! 1574 02:03:05,709 --> 02:03:08,169 Are you all right, buddy? 1575 02:03:09,379 --> 02:03:11,506 Did l hurt you, buddy? 1576 02:03:11,631 --> 02:03:14,008 Buddy! Talk to me, buddy. 1577 02:03:20,472 --> 02:03:22,598 Why doesn't one of you answer the phone? 1578 02:03:22,724 --> 02:03:25,476 - What phone? - It's ringing. 1579 02:03:25,601 --> 02:03:27,979 There's no phone here. 1580 02:03:28,730 --> 02:03:30,939 Hey, how many of me do you see? 1581 02:03:31,064 --> 02:03:33,275 - Two. - Two? 1582 02:03:33,400 --> 02:03:38,321 Boom Boom Jackson, and some nut who wants to call himself the Dark Angel. 1583 02:03:45,744 --> 02:03:48,580 - Come on. Play ball. Let's go. - OK. 1584 02:03:49,247 --> 02:03:51,708 - Give me the ball. - OK.