1 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:20,729 Hello, welcome to Can You Hear Me? 2 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,607 Your source for all things Tucker Crowe. 3 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:27,694 If you're here, you're probably already a fan of Tucker's music, 4 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,197 but if you're merely Crowe curious... 5 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:33,867 or you clicked on the link by accident, 6 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:37,079 allow me to introduce you to one of the most seminal 7 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:40,749 and yet unsung figures of alternative rock. 8 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:50,050 Although Tucker started writing songs in his early teens, 9 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:54,429 his real breakthrough was the release of the 1993 album Juliet. 10 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:56,849 It earned respectable college radio play, 11 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:59,434 but was vastly underappreciated by the mainstream. 12 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:03,772 On the list of top heartbreak albums on rollingstone.com, 13 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:05,732 it comes only 43rd, 14 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:08,026 which is a joke. 15 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:12,739 Juliet, quite simply, is a masterpiece. 16 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:18,203 Tucker wrote it after a whirlwind love affair with Julie Beatty, 17 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:21,290 a model and fixture of the Los Angeles demimonde. 18 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:25,919 The termination of their brief tryst simultaneously inspired him 19 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:27,588 and crushed his soul. 20 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:31,550 In June of that same year, 1993, 21 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:32,634 Tucker played an engagement 22 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:35,804 at The Pit club in Minneapolis, United States, 23 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:38,098 that would prove to be his final show. 24 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:42,561 Last seen exiting the men's toilets after his first set, 25 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:45,647 Tucker abruptly cancelled all future shows 26 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:48,233 and has never performed publicly again. 27 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:54,239 This snapshot, taken in 2014, is purported to be of Tucker 28 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:56,950 on his sheep farm in Pennsylvania. 29 00:01:57,034 --> 00:02:00,454 Although there is quite a lot of debate as to its authenticity. 30 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:06,919 The true whereabouts and creative endeavours of Mr Crowe remain a mystery. 31 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:11,548 Be sure to click on the "Mystery" link on the side of the page. 32 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:39,284 It's weird to be writing this to a complete stranger I'll never meet. 33 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:43,372 And if we did meet, would you see what everybody else sees? 34 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:49,002 I may look like a nice, well-adjusted English lady in a sensible cardigan, 35 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:52,339 but these days, it's a thin veneer and it's starting to crack. 36 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:57,219 If you lived in Sandcliff going on 40 years, you'd understand. 37 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:02,224 I fled once to London University, where I studied history of art. 38 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:03,559 Best years of my life. 39 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,186 But I came back when my dad got ill. 40 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:10,148 He ran the local history museum until he couldn't remember his own name. 41 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,443 -Morning. How are you? -Yes, good morning, love. 42 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:17,155 I've been running it ever since in a supposedly temporary capacity. 43 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:18,740 -Hey, Annie. -Morning. Hi. 44 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:22,452 -Annie, sorry to bother you. -Yeah. 45 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:23,620 Is Ros still not in? 46 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,706 No, but I'll take care of it. Thanks, Katie. 47 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,002 As my sister, Ros, can attest... 48 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,128 -Hey. -You all right? 49 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:34,298 ...finding a like-minded partner in this town can be a challenge. 50 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,258 -What? -Nothing. 51 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:37,342 -She's hot. -Yeah. 52 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,052 -She's got a tight body. -Yeah. 53 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:42,514 So when this bloke moves to town 15 years ago to guest lecture a course 54 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:45,475 on the American cinema and the alienated male, 55 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,311 well, it was pretty cool. 56 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,730 I fell in love. Quickly. 57 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:55,235 Back then, we'd jabber on about movies and books and music. 58 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:56,486 He would actually listen. 59 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:58,906 -Yeah. -...never get that gate. 60 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:00,574 Well, sometimes. 61 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:04,203 Now his own obsessions dominate my life. 62 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:07,915 And it's become clear that all along, he's been in love with another man. 63 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,419 Not like that, but in an equally consuming 64 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:14,588 and, quite frankly, really bothersome way. 65 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:17,507 No, no, no. Didn't I send you an article on this just last week? 66 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,594 He is the ringleader of a community of 200 middle-aged men 67 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:24,264 who gather together to obsessively deconstruct their hero's music 68 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:26,058 and attempt to crack his mysteries. 69 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:29,645 -That's a really interesting theory. -That's what I said. 70 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,813 That I've heard a thousand times. 71 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,530 Annie, Annie. This is Carly. 72 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:40,948 -Hi. -Lovely to meet you. 73 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,324 -Lovely to meet you, too. -Isn't she amazing? 74 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,742 -Yes. -She's older than she looks. 75 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:46,119 -Welcome. Come in. Nice to meet you. -Thank you. 76 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:47,037 She's fit. 77 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:48,288 How did you guys meet? 78 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:49,957 It's funny, actually. 79 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:53,710 'Cause I was just walking down the street and I saw her face, basically, 80 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,587 and I was just like, "Wow, I have to speak to that girl." 81 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:58,841 And then she was being all funny about giving me her phone number, 82 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:01,426 but I stole her phone, put my number in, and we've just been texting. 83 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,220 Yeah, just went from there, I guess. 84 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:05,806 -Cake's delicious, by the way. -Thank you. 85 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:07,766 -I still can't believe these are edible. -Oh, yeah. 86 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:08,767 -Marzipan. -These are amazing. 87 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:12,187 -My boyfriend, he's a baker. -Ex. Ex-boyfriend. 88 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:14,064 -My ex. Sorry, my ex. -Yeah. 89 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:15,899 And, yeah, he's not gonna believe this. 90 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,193 So do you guys have kids? 91 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:21,113 -No, they're against Duncan's religion. -Ros. She's joking. 92 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:22,531 She's not, actually. 93 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:27,369 Annie and I decided a long, long time ago that babies weren't our jam. 94 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:28,370 -Sorry. -Sorry, was that-- 95 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,454 -I was just-- -Sorry. 96 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,623 The important thing is, we're happy where we are. 97 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:35,794 I mean, who wants to bring kids into this bloody world? 98 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:36,962 -Fuck kids. -You know? 99 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:38,630 No-- Right? 100 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,632 -Well. -Fuck 'em. 101 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:43,635 Every aspect of civilization is going to the dogs, 102 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:45,387 with the notable exception of TV. 103 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,055 TV is good. 104 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,725 Yeah. People watch it, don't they? 105 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:52,144 I guess my point is I just don't think that the world needs more kids. 106 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:54,229 -Oh, yeah, I think we get it. -Yeah. 107 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:57,733 Ros says you're into some really old rock musician. 108 00:05:57,816 --> 00:05:59,151 Like, what's his name again? 109 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,195 -Tucker Crowie? -Tucker Crowe, actually. 110 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:02,738 -Here we go. -Never heard of him. 111 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:05,365 -What's he about? -Where do I start? 112 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,993 -Gonna be here for hours. -Let me play you some of his stuff. 113 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,913 Oh, God. Please, don't bore her with the slideshow. 114 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:32,059 Was Juliet his girlfriend? 115 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,977 It was just Julie, actually. 116 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,063 Let me introduce you. Come over here. 117 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:40,984 -Ready? -Yeah. 118 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:45,614 That's him. 119 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,700 -Wow, he's so gorgeous. -Thank you. 120 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:15,143 What the fuck is that? 121 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:17,813 Remember the shark that washed up on the beach that summer? 122 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:18,814 Yeah. 123 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,190 Someone saved the eye. 124 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:21,859 Why? 125 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,946 -Look at that. -It's really intriguing. 126 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,406 It is, isn't it? 127 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:31,535 Is this all we have for the exhibition? Just some sad, old snapshots? 128 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,245 Look at how they're posed. 129 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:34,997 I wonder what happened to them. 130 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:38,458 I think it's really poignant. Very poignant moment. 131 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:40,794 I wonder if they did the murder before or after they went to the beach. 132 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:42,254 Ros, shut up. 133 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:48,760 These are the pawns. They're like the soldiers. 134 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:51,638 They move like this: One space forward only. 135 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:53,473 So how do you get to be the king? 136 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:55,392 How, indeed. 137 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:59,646 Even David Simon himself resisted the label Dickensian. 138 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:03,066 Sure, there are detailed depictions of every strata of society. 139 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:06,153 But no kindly uncle is going to drop by 140 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:11,325 to let them know that Wallace has fallen into an unforeseen fortune. 141 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,120 The good are not rewarded on the streets. 142 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:18,040 Moral clarity exists not. 143 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:22,044 As we jump into Season Two, I've created a glossary of terms, 144 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:25,214 because some of you have complained-- Nay, whinged-- 145 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:27,090 about the complexity of the lexicon. 146 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:29,593 Hopefully, this should help you out. 147 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:33,388 "Five-O," the police, or "polis." 148 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:39,019 "Shorty," attractive female, or alternatively, a half-pint of liquor. 149 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,481 Hi, sorry. Excuse me. 150 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:44,191 I just wanted to ask you a couple of questions 151 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:47,569 about that whole Greek tragedy paradigm thing. 152 00:08:47,653 --> 00:08:49,613 You know, my office hours are actually on Monday. 153 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,282 -We can discuss it then, maybe. -Right, yeah, sorry. 154 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:54,952 I'm not actually a student. 155 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,621 I-- I just started teaching. 156 00:08:57,955 --> 00:09:00,332 So I've been sitting in on different classes, 157 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,334 trying to see how the professionals do it. 158 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,337 -Well, welcome. -Thank you. Gina. 159 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:06,463 -Duncan. -Hi. 160 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:10,092 -So that Greek tragedy thing was-- -Right, yeah. 161 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:13,303 I guess my point was that these characters, 162 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,181 they're already bound to their fate. 163 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:17,683 Like Antigone. 164 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,560 -Wow. -Or Medea. 165 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:21,687 So I have to read Antigone to understand The Wire? 166 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:25,148 Not strictly speaking, but it wouldn't hurt. 167 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:54,720 "Thought you'd want to hear this. Original demo recording 168 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:58,807 from a certain album of particular interest to you." 169 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,435 Shit. 170 00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:00,118 So I just came up with my own class. 171 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:02,162 Body, Drama, and Catharsis. 172 00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:04,456 It's essentially healing through movement. 173 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:07,709 -Dance therapy. -No, not dance. Movement. 174 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,171 -Completely different. -Completely different. 175 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:12,589 I don't know what I was thinking. 176 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,717 No, I love dance. I'm a dancer. I'm still a dancer. 177 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:18,303 But I-- Okay, I'm gonna sound like a wanker, 178 00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:19,721 but I'm gonna say it anyway. 179 00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:21,932 I believe in the power of art. 180 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:26,103 I believe that creativity can change people's lives. 181 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,604 That's fucking refreshing. 182 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:31,608 I just-- I hope you haven't come to the wrong place. 183 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:32,526 Why? 184 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,028 The next Bob Dylan could be playing up there, 185 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,406 these people wouldn't look up from their fucking sudoku. 186 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,001 Shit. 187 00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:57,759 Hey, sorry I'm late. 188 00:11:58,302 --> 00:11:59,636 I had a faculty meeting. 189 00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:02,514 -I see you've cooked. -Yeah. 190 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,392 Yeah, I was just reheating the ziti from last night. 191 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:08,562 I was trying to. I know. That was terrible, that pan. 192 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,230 -Why aren't you wearing any clothes? -It was so weird. 193 00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:12,566 I bought this dress online, and so-- And then I just-- 194 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,068 And then this went off, so I came down here, but-- 195 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:18,113 You're acting very strangely. 196 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,200 -Am I? -Yeah. 197 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,702 -Have you got a man up there? -I wish. 198 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:24,828 What are you listening to? 199 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,831 -No, no, no. Hold on. Don't tell me. -I think it's-- 200 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:32,294 Is that the... Radio Tokyo tapes? Yeah. 201 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:35,964 Did he play "Twentieth Call of the Day" on that recording? I don't know if he-- 202 00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:38,342 -No, no, don't stop it. I wanna-- -What? I don't-- It's like-- 203 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,260 -No, don't turn it down. Let me guess. -No, no. Let me explain. 204 00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:42,137 Because I don't want you to get upset. 205 00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:44,681 Sorry, just shut up for-- I wanna guess. 206 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:46,850 It's nothing. 207 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,102 I mean, obviously, it's "Twentieth Call of the Day," but... 208 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,855 From what? I can't place it. 209 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,067 Okay, okay. I give up. What is it? 210 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,987 It's called Juliet, Naked. 211 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,949 There's no album called Juliet, Naked. 212 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:06,245 I guess someone unearthed demos from Juliet, 213 00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:10,290 and then they sent it to you in a package with a note. 214 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,794 This is-- This is from Lucas at the label. 215 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:17,005 It's addressed to me, but you've opened it. 216 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:18,382 I always open your post. 217 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,175 Otherwise, it sits there for weeks unopened. 218 00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:22,302 -And then you went and listened to it. -I'm sorry. 219 00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:24,054 -You listened to it before me! -I shouldn't have done that. 220 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,139 -I apologise. I just-- -You played it-- 221 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:28,809 -Oh, Annie. You must-- -Oh, Duncan. 222 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:31,645 That-- I need to listen to this on my own. 223 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:34,189 -It stinks of betrayal in here. -I'm very sorry. 224 00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:35,941 I didn't mean to upset you. 225 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,086 You fucker. 226 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,755 You fucker. 227 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:02,968 Bastards. 228 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,140 Who uses D batteries? 229 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,392 Why do we never have any batteries? 230 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:13,270 I buy batteries-- Bloody millions of them. 231 00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:16,648 But you use them, and God forbid you replace the batteries. 232 00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:18,901 Stop saying "batteries." Oh, my God. 233 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,986 I've got batteries. Jesus. 234 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,072 There. 235 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,919 I'm sorry. 236 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,839 I'm so petty. So stupid. 237 00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:25,050 What does it matter who hears it first? 238 00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:29,012 I'm really sorry, too. 239 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:33,851 I feel terrible. I should have warned you that it was so dreary. 240 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,978 I didn't say anything. 241 00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:37,062 Dreary? 242 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,272 Yeah. 243 00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:41,859 I mean, I supposed it's interesting if you've heard the finished version, but... 244 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,363 What did you think? 245 00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:48,657 -What did I think? -Yeah. 246 00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:51,410 I think it's a bloody masterpiece, Annie. 247 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,329 -Dreary? -You can't be serious. 248 00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:56,999 What else is dreary, according to you? 249 00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:58,625 The Sopranos? 250 00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,002 Hamlet? 251 00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:02,087 Jeez Louise. 252 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,303 This is history, Annie. I'm gonna write it. 253 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:10,470 It is not history. 254 00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:14,349 It's boring versions of songs that you've heard a million times before. 255 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,059 Oh, God, if you think that's what this is-- 256 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,979 This is big for me that this has happened. 257 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:22,774 And I just don't wanna spend my time in the aftermath of this new information 258 00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,359 with someone who doesn't get it. 259 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,279 I want to spend it with people who do. 260 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:43,545 Morning. 261 00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:45,464 Hey. 262 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,885 Things are pretty wild on the forum this morning. 263 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:53,931 157 comments. Do you want tea? 264 00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:56,725 Did you say something? 265 00:16:56,808 --> 00:17:00,521 The response to my review has been... incredible. 266 00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:03,649 If I don't send the guys some files soon, they're gonna murder me. 267 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,069 158. 268 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:10,571 Somebody new. 269 00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:14,492 A long one. "Relic Master," they go by. 270 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,954 They claim to have already heard the album. 271 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:20,290 I doubt that. 272 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:21,708 Let's see what they-- 273 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,377 "Juliet, Naked is naked all right. 274 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:28,131 A naked attempt to squeeze a few more quid out of a long-dead career." 275 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:31,552 Sounds like you and he would get along swimmingly. 276 00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:33,095 She. 277 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,930 No, I seriously doubt it's a woman. 278 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,807 We don't get a lot of lady visitors. 279 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,684 Well, it is. 280 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:45,440 Okay. 281 00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:48,944 I see. 282 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,155 What are you gonna do? Are you gonna ban me? 283 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,574 -Or block me... -No, that's-- 284 00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:55,284 -...because I'm disagreeing. -That's against site rules. 285 00:17:56,618 --> 00:18:00,247 Everybody's entitled to their opinion, 286 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,832 however unnuanced. 287 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,753 As long as you're civil, you can write any old shit. 288 00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:08,297 Thank you so much. 289 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:10,424 Annie. 290 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,009 What? 291 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,303 You just told me that I was entitled to my opinion. 292 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,597 But "listless," "enervated"? 293 00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:18,891 "Flaccid"? 294 00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,976 I'm gonna put a bullet in my fucking mouth 295 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,145 if I have to talk about Tucker Crowe any more today. 296 00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:24,771 It doesn't make any sense. 297 00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,440 How could these sketches for songs 298 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,859 be considered better than the finished product, right? 299 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:29,776 Exactly. 300 00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:32,988 How could leaving something half formed be better than if you worked on it 301 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,324 until it was the completed thing that it was meant to be? 302 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,366 Agreed. 303 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,827 -Eighteen other people agree with me, too. -Okay. 304 00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:40,412 Look, look, see? 305 00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:44,333 -"Well said, Relic Master." Right? -Wow, look at that. 306 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:47,628 'Cause I made the point very clearly and without any bullying or any smugness. 307 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,671 Shit, the mayor is here. 308 00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:53,383 I don't get it. 309 00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:55,052 This is not what we talked about. 310 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:58,597 My thinking was that we'll tell the story of the summer through normal people. 311 00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,723 So, I mean-- 312 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,892 For instance, look at this image. Like, an emotional narrative to-- 313 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,978 You think people want to pay money to see other people's snapshots? 314 00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:06,522 Jesus Christ. Can you let her finish? 315 00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:08,941 She's got a whole bloody concept planned out if you just listen to her. 316 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:10,692 Ros, it's okay. 317 00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:12,110 Let me explain it clearer. 318 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,987 This is what gets people talking. 319 00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:14,947 What? A shark's eye? 320 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,365 Your dad loved this stuff. 321 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,867 He knew what the people of Sandcliff wanted to see. 322 00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:21,995 And in case you've forgotten, Annie was by his side the whole time. 323 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,330 Ros, it's okay. I can handle it. 324 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,414 No, I'm sorry, 325 00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:26,416 but if it wasn't for her, this whole place would be boarded up. 326 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,044 This is not what it was supposed to be. 327 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,172 Summer of '64, heat wave, 328 00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:35,259 rock concerts, the fire at the bingo. 329 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:39,304 Do you know I've got the original poster for the Rolling Stones concert at the ABC, 330 00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:41,181 with their autographs? 331 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,100 That's what I'm talking about, you see? 332 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,519 All right, only Bill Wyman signed it. But that's what people wanna see. 333 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,396 Bingo. You nailed it. 334 00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,731 I couldn't have explained it better myself. 335 00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:52,317 All Good Things... Tucker Crowe. 336 00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:56,905 P.S. The folks on that website, they seem pretty weird. 337 00:19:56,989 --> 00:20:00,158 So I'd be grateful if you didn't pass on the address. 338 00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:01,660 Thanks. 339 00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:03,787 Annie. 340 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,792 Yep. Got it. 341 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:09,877 Good. 342 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:11,628 Good. 343 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,927 It isn't really you, is it? 344 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,220 So what about hot dogs? 345 00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:23,557 Well, I like hot dogs, and you like hot dogs, 346 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,601 but I don't know if Lizzie likes hot dogs. 347 00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:27,644 I forgot who Lizzie is again. 348 00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:29,396 Come on, man. She's your sister. 349 00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:32,107 Yeah, but why is she my sister? 350 00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:34,318 Because you have the same dad, that's why. 351 00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:36,278 -You're her dad, too? -Yep. 352 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,573 -Like you're Cooper and Jesse's dad? -Bingo. 353 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,408 So who's her mom this time? 354 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:44,578 -Her mom is Natalie. -Natalie from the school nurse's office? 355 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:48,332 -She's so nice. -No, Natalie from London, England. 356 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:52,211 Lizzie grew up in London, and now she's going to college here. 357 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,420 You know, somewhere upstate. 358 00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:56,048 -Well, why wouldn't she like hot dogs? -I don't know. 359 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:58,592 Some people, they think it's wrong to eat meat. They don't like killing animals. 360 00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,719 Yes, it is really me. 361 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,179 Some people just think it's bad. 362 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:05,265 Although, I can't think of a real way of proving it to you. 363 00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:07,518 How about this? 364 00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:10,604 I didn't see the face of God in a Minneapolis toilet bowl. 365 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:14,107 I haven't been secretly making R&B albums with Lauryn Hill. 366 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:17,110 I don't have 200 hours' worth of material locked in a shed, 367 00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:19,530 contrary to what your friends on the website may think. 368 00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:23,367 In fact, my guitar hasn't been out of its case for years. 369 00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,453 I currently live in the garage 370 00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:29,414 behind the house where my son Jackson lives with my ex. 371 00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:31,083 Can you take this to your mom? 372 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:35,045 -What's this? -It's a cheque. 373 00:21:35,671 --> 00:21:37,965 -Where'd you get it? -I earned it. 374 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,800 But you don't do anything. 375 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,510 Well, it's for something I did a long time ago. 376 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,637 -What do you gotta buy with it then? -Nothing, man. 377 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:44,763 Just take it, will you? 378 00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:45,806 Thank you. 379 00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:46,932 Mom! 380 00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:51,144 Jackson's mom has been letting me stay here rent-free for the past few years. 381 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,856 So... I guess I owe her a lot. 382 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:56,984 -Hey, babe. -And understandably, 383 00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:58,694 I irritate her. 384 00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:01,864 -Goodnight. -Night. 385 00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:02,906 Have fun. 386 00:22:03,282 --> 00:22:05,659 Point is, if I wasn't me, 387 00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:08,912 I'd have made myself sound a lot more appealing. 388 00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:11,915 So, yeah. It's me. 389 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:13,750 Tell me about you. 390 00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:15,252 What's your story? 391 00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:23,177 Thanks for sharing, but I think I've had enough Tucker bloody Crowe 392 00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:24,803 to last 20 lifetimes. 393 00:22:25,888 --> 00:22:26,722 Shit. 394 00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:29,808 Fuck it. 395 00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:30,851 Dear Tucker, 396 00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:33,729 As long as we are putting our least attractive foot forward, 397 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:39,902 I am writing this from my office under the watchful eye of a pickled, dead shark. 398 00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:44,948 It's the centrepiece of a show I'm curating about the summer of '64, 399 00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:47,242 a summer where nothing much happened, really, 400 00:22:47,326 --> 00:22:49,828 except the beaching of the aforementioned dead shark. 401 00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:52,497 On the plus side, the show is a good excuse 402 00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:54,917 to hire my unemployable sister. 403 00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:58,378 God, another one already? She's married, right? 404 00:22:58,462 --> 00:23:00,130 Yeah, but she reached out to me on Facebook. 405 00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:01,298 She said we should catch up. 406 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,425 And you took that as a romantic overture? 407 00:23:03,509 --> 00:23:06,553 Well, yeah, for your information, we actually ended up snogging in the pub, 408 00:23:06,637 --> 00:23:07,721 and she loved it. 409 00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:11,475 It's just-- I don't know. When we drove home, she got all weird. 410 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,268 Yeah, probably 'cause of her husband. 411 00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:14,770 Yeah, but, you should see her posts. 412 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:17,397 It's all like, her and Gary and the baby, and they're all smiling. 413 00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:19,399 It's like nothing screams repressed lesbian 414 00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:21,151 like having a husband and two kids, does it? 415 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,986 -I don't know if you're right about that. -No, it's just-- 416 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,113 I thought I could just put it all in an email. 417 00:23:25,489 --> 00:23:27,866 But then I just thought maybe I'd do, like, a handwritten note. 418 00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:29,868 'Cause it's more personal, isn't it? 419 00:23:29,952 --> 00:23:32,829 So I thought I could just sort of put it in her letter box later, don't you think? 420 00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:34,206 Are you serious? 421 00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:35,499 -Yeah. -Don't do that. 422 00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:37,751 Maybe I should go fish it out. 423 00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:39,545 -Did you do it already? -Yeah. 424 00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:40,546 Fuck, you're a moron. 425 00:23:40,629 --> 00:23:41,463 One second! 426 00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:44,591 Why are you attracted to these situations? What is wrong with you? 427 00:23:44,675 --> 00:23:45,676 Come in. 428 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,222 -Ready to look through things, Annie? -Yeah. 429 00:23:52,808 --> 00:23:54,893 You say the truth about you is disappointing. 430 00:23:55,269 --> 00:23:57,437 At least you have a past to live up to. 431 00:23:57,855 --> 00:23:59,314 Should I put orange here? 432 00:23:59,648 --> 00:24:02,025 It's your call, man. What do you think? 433 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,111 Yeah, maybe. 434 00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:06,905 Some creative remnants that prove you existed. 435 00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:12,369 Anyway, if you wanna see some more shark parts, just shout. 436 00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,746 That's about all I have to offer right now. 437 00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:16,540 Yours truly-- 438 00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:18,458 Best regards-- 439 00:24:18,834 --> 00:24:19,793 Best... 440 00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,045 wishes, 441 00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:23,088 Annie. 442 00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:28,552 -Tucker. -Lizzie. 443 00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:29,970 -Hey. -Hi. 444 00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:31,013 How was your trip? 445 00:24:31,972 --> 00:24:33,015 On time. 446 00:24:34,183 --> 00:24:35,184 Yeah. 447 00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:38,437 -This is Jackson. -Hey, Jackson. 448 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,938 Hi, Lizzie. I'm your brother. 449 00:24:40,314 --> 00:24:41,523 Half-brother, actually. 450 00:24:41,607 --> 00:24:43,567 So, you changed. 451 00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:45,903 -Since I was nine. -Yeah. 452 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:48,322 -Yeah. -Can I-- 453 00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:50,115 Can I take your bags? 454 00:24:51,283 --> 00:24:52,910 Well, hey-- You know-- 455 00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:56,788 That's-- You want-- Yeah, great. 456 00:24:56,872 --> 00:24:59,917 Here you go, buddy. The pink one, and take that one. 457 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:01,752 Yeah, hop up front, there. 458 00:25:02,169 --> 00:25:04,171 You want a coffee? You want a-- 459 00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:06,048 -No, I'm good. -You're good. 460 00:25:06,131 --> 00:25:07,132 Yeah, I'm good too. 461 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:23,106 Lizzie? 462 00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:24,691 Yeah? 463 00:25:24,775 --> 00:25:26,026 Are you coming for Christmas? 464 00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:27,819 Buddy, she just got here this time. 465 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:29,821 Let's just be glad she's here now. 466 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,199 Jesse and Cooper are coming at Christmas. 467 00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:34,076 We don't know that Cooper and Jesse are coming. 468 00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:34,993 They might come. 469 00:25:35,077 --> 00:25:36,036 I don't know. 470 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:37,996 Who are Jesse and Cooper? 471 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,164 They're my brothers. 472 00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:40,666 They're twins. 473 00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:43,085 Cat had kids from before? 474 00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:46,463 No, no, they're mine. 475 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:50,342 From Carrie? 476 00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:52,511 Yeah, sorry, I-- 477 00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:55,222 They're 12. You know, I just-- 478 00:25:55,848 --> 00:25:57,391 I thought-- I thought you knew. 479 00:25:58,559 --> 00:25:59,643 What's two more? 480 00:25:59,935 --> 00:26:01,353 Yeah, right? 481 00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:04,773 Parenting, yeah. 482 00:26:05,774 --> 00:26:07,901 Sometimes I think I could use a manual. 483 00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:13,532 For tips such as "Always tell your kids they have siblings." 484 00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:18,996 Yeah. Sounds obvious when you say it, but-- 485 00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:22,749 I tracked down Grace, by the way. 486 00:26:24,376 --> 00:26:25,752 Who's Grace? 487 00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:29,798 Why would you do that? 488 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:37,806 Hi, Mom. 489 00:26:38,182 --> 00:26:39,141 Hi. 490 00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:41,393 -Hi. -Hey. 491 00:26:41,894 --> 00:26:43,478 -Welcome. -Nice to finally meet you. 492 00:26:43,562 --> 00:26:45,856 -Let me take your coat. -Okay. 493 00:26:52,487 --> 00:26:53,614 You look beautiful. 494 00:26:54,156 --> 00:26:55,115 Thanks. 495 00:26:55,532 --> 00:26:59,203 Recently, my past has been catching up with me in surprising ways. 496 00:26:59,286 --> 00:27:01,914 I just found out I'm going to be a grandfather. 497 00:27:01,997 --> 00:27:05,709 And I'm ashamed to say that my first thought was, "Fuck! 498 00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:07,669 I can't be that old." 499 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:11,715 But I did the math, and I am. 500 00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:16,094 Naturally, I lost some years to copious drugs and alcohol consumption. 501 00:27:16,178 --> 00:27:17,846 And 14 years of Law & Order. 502 00:27:18,305 --> 00:27:19,473 It's a good show. 503 00:27:20,057 --> 00:27:21,975 You know, I look at my beautiful daughter 504 00:27:22,059 --> 00:27:25,604 and realise that two decades have slipped through my fingers. 505 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:27,940 -So who's the dad? -His name's Zak. 506 00:27:28,023 --> 00:27:29,316 He lives in my dorm. 507 00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:30,567 He's a musician... 508 00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:32,903 and a big fan. 509 00:27:32,986 --> 00:27:35,822 Well, do you think he's gonna help support the baby? 510 00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:38,450 -You mean because he's a musician? -Yeah. 511 00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:39,910 This one's a good person. 512 00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:41,703 Well, that's a relief. 513 00:27:43,330 --> 00:27:45,666 And you guys? You're married? 514 00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:47,543 Well, we were. 515 00:27:47,793 --> 00:27:49,753 Although, never officially. 516 00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:52,422 Yeah. It was official. 517 00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:53,549 -Was it? -Yeah. 518 00:27:53,632 --> 00:27:54,716 Well, maybe. 519 00:27:55,259 --> 00:27:56,510 I don't know. We're not together any more. 520 00:27:56,593 --> 00:27:58,637 But you run the farm together. 521 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,181 -What farm? -I thought this was a sheep farm. 522 00:28:01,265 --> 00:28:03,642 It's not a farm. I mean, I grow some tomatoes. 523 00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:05,352 But, yeah. Where'd you hear that? 524 00:28:05,644 --> 00:28:07,271 Some weird fan site. 525 00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:09,231 What else did they say? 526 00:28:09,523 --> 00:28:12,943 They say you've been holed up in the music studio, plotting your comeback. 527 00:28:13,026 --> 00:28:17,698 By studio, do you mean the old garage where he sleeps and eats 528 00:28:17,781 --> 00:28:19,491 -and watches TV and-- -Takes care of Jackson. 529 00:28:19,575 --> 00:28:22,578 Well, maybe you should write a letter to the editor correcting the record. 530 00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:25,747 That way, your children might get some accurate information about you. 531 00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:28,917 I'm going back to London next week. 532 00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:31,295 -I'm having the baby there. -You're having a baby? 533 00:28:32,796 --> 00:28:33,922 You're gonna be an uncle. 534 00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:36,341 Cool, huh? 535 00:28:41,138 --> 00:28:42,931 You mention your two missing decades. 536 00:28:43,682 --> 00:28:47,853 I, myself, have a hunch I've wasted the last 15 years of my life. 537 00:28:48,562 --> 00:28:50,480 A lot of great shows coming up. 538 00:28:50,814 --> 00:28:51,773 Look at that. 539 00:28:52,316 --> 00:28:54,526 Jupiter Moon are playing Minehead on the 3rd of September. 540 00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:57,112 I must put it in the diary... to fucking miss it. 541 00:28:57,571 --> 00:28:58,488 Ew, God. 542 00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:01,033 And I'm not sure what to do about it. 543 00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:03,035 Although, given your history, 544 00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:05,704 it doesn't sound like you're in a position to advise. 545 00:29:05,954 --> 00:29:08,957 Is it normal for granddads also to be dads? 546 00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:13,170 Of course. By definition, a granddad has to be a dad first, right? 547 00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:15,589 You couldn't be a granddad without also being a dad. 548 00:29:15,672 --> 00:29:16,673 Impossible. 549 00:29:17,633 --> 00:29:22,304 Yeah, but none of the other kids at school have dads who are also granddads. 550 00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:26,266 You realise that just 'cause I'm a granddad doesn't mean I'm old, right? 551 00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:27,476 I mean, I'm gonna live a long time. 552 00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:30,771 And you're gonna have kids of your own, ex-wives of your own, 553 00:29:30,854 --> 00:29:33,232 long before I kick the bucket, right? 554 00:29:33,565 --> 00:29:34,858 Lean back, I'm gonna rinse your hair. 555 00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:36,193 There you go. 556 00:29:36,276 --> 00:29:39,071 What to do if you've wasted 15 years of your life. 557 00:29:39,863 --> 00:29:42,157 All right, first off, you have to whittle that number down. 558 00:29:42,533 --> 00:29:44,993 Subtract all the time spent reading good books, 559 00:29:45,077 --> 00:29:47,204 having enjoyable conversations, and sleeping, 560 00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:48,872 'cause those are important things. 561 00:29:49,248 --> 00:29:52,543 And you should be able to bring that squandered time down to more like ten. 562 00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:55,838 And anything under a decade, you're allowed to write off for tax purposes. 563 00:29:56,839 --> 00:29:57,798 That's a joke. 564 00:29:58,674 --> 00:30:01,176 Yeah, I'm still pretty sick about what I've lost. 565 00:30:02,219 --> 00:30:04,263 But I only admit it to myself late at night, 566 00:30:04,346 --> 00:30:06,723 which is probably why I'm not a great sleeper. 567 00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:08,183 I hope this helps. 568 00:30:08,559 --> 00:30:09,560 Sorry. 569 00:30:09,935 --> 00:30:13,313 So maybe it'd be useful to know more of the specifics of your situation. 570 00:30:15,774 --> 00:30:16,733 Do you really want to-- 571 00:30:16,817 --> 00:30:17,860 Annie? 572 00:30:21,655 --> 00:30:23,991 Do you really want to know the specifics? 573 00:30:25,409 --> 00:30:27,286 -You sure you're good with that salad? -Yeah. 574 00:30:27,995 --> 00:30:30,539 Easy on the olive oil. You just wanna drizzle it. 575 00:30:30,622 --> 00:30:32,541 My boyfriend and I are child-free, 576 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,295 a conscious decision we made, rather smugly, 577 00:30:36,378 --> 00:30:39,423 thinking parenthood would be a miserable trap we'd cleverly avoid. 578 00:30:40,007 --> 00:30:41,758 But there's more to it than that. 579 00:30:42,259 --> 00:30:44,845 My dad died when Ros was only 12. 580 00:30:45,429 --> 00:30:46,847 And we'd already lost our mom. 581 00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:48,473 So it was just the two of us. 582 00:30:49,016 --> 00:30:51,226 By the time my boyfriend and I moved in together, 583 00:30:51,310 --> 00:30:53,270 I'd had my share of parenting... 584 00:30:54,104 --> 00:30:55,439 or so I thought. 585 00:30:56,315 --> 00:30:59,276 Now, with irritating predictability, 586 00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:01,737 I've started aching for a child... 587 00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:03,488 for all of the usual reasons, 588 00:31:03,572 --> 00:31:06,033 like wanting to feel unconditional love, 589 00:31:06,408 --> 00:31:09,328 as opposed to faint, conditional affection. 590 00:31:09,745 --> 00:31:10,871 Hurry up, Annie! 591 00:31:11,413 --> 00:31:13,081 And don't forget to put truffle oil on mine. 592 00:31:13,165 --> 00:31:14,416 Yeah, I'm coming. 593 00:31:14,499 --> 00:31:15,584 Drizzle it. 594 00:31:17,461 --> 00:31:19,296 I fantasise about things like 595 00:31:19,379 --> 00:31:21,924 being able to sit up with my teenage daughter late at night 596 00:31:22,007 --> 00:31:25,135 and help her work through her first terrible sexual experience. 597 00:31:27,429 --> 00:31:28,805 Does that sound demented? 598 00:31:29,973 --> 00:31:33,143 Last year, I tried to bring up the whole baby thing again to my boyfriend, 599 00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:35,354 and let's just say he shut it down. 600 00:31:36,355 --> 00:31:38,982 I've sometimes wondered what would happen if I just decided 601 00:31:39,066 --> 00:31:40,275 to blow up my whole life 602 00:31:40,359 --> 00:31:42,402 and have a kid on my own. 603 00:31:42,819 --> 00:31:44,738 But then reality hits me, and suddenly I realise, 604 00:31:44,821 --> 00:31:46,114 who the fuck am I kidding? 605 00:31:46,198 --> 00:31:47,115 I can't do that. 606 00:31:47,199 --> 00:31:48,784 I mean, Bridget has a kid on her own. 607 00:31:48,867 --> 00:31:51,662 Case in point, she's the most depressing person on the planet. 608 00:31:52,704 --> 00:31:54,248 I'm sorry about that ache. 609 00:31:55,332 --> 00:31:56,750 I wish I knew the thing to say. 610 00:31:57,251 --> 00:31:59,711 I don't imagine this is much of a consolation, 611 00:32:00,295 --> 00:32:02,256 but I've brought a lot of kids into the world, 612 00:32:02,714 --> 00:32:06,426 and most of them are just reminders of how I've blown it in that department. 613 00:32:07,302 --> 00:32:08,720 Sometimes my life looks like 614 00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:12,808 an endless streak of staring responsibility directly in the eye... 615 00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:14,685 and then running the other way. 616 00:32:16,812 --> 00:32:17,855 Hey. 617 00:32:20,148 --> 00:32:22,609 So if the spirit ever moves you. 618 00:32:24,987 --> 00:32:26,947 Hey, how do you even know about Grace? 619 00:32:27,531 --> 00:32:31,118 You let it slip to Mum, back when you were in love and X-ing or something. 620 00:32:33,871 --> 00:32:35,163 Look, I realise that's... 621 00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:38,750 an unforgivable chapter of my life, 622 00:32:38,834 --> 00:32:43,505 but I'm hoping not to be judged by that alone, okay? 623 00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:46,383 -Okay. -Yeah. 624 00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:47,467 We're heading out. Let's go. 625 00:32:47,551 --> 00:32:49,761 Just trying to do a better job, you know? I mean-- 626 00:32:51,138 --> 00:32:52,264 Shouldn't be too hard. 627 00:32:52,848 --> 00:32:54,516 -You know, you-- -Yeah. 628 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:58,687 You gonna take care of yourself and do what the doctor tells you 629 00:32:58,770 --> 00:33:00,272 and eat your prenatal vitamins and all that? 630 00:33:00,355 --> 00:33:02,274 -Yes. -Okay, then give me a hug. 631 00:33:02,691 --> 00:33:03,567 Okay. 632 00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:08,864 -Lizzie? -Yeah? 633 00:33:09,448 --> 00:33:10,699 Thank you for coming. 634 00:33:11,241 --> 00:33:12,367 I wish it was more fun. 635 00:33:14,536 --> 00:33:15,495 It's all right. 636 00:33:17,539 --> 00:33:19,249 -Bye, Tucker. -Bye. 637 00:33:32,012 --> 00:33:34,890 Is it weird to say I'm jealous of your selfish impulses? 638 00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:38,852 Somehow, every time I face an irresponsible desire, 639 00:33:39,353 --> 00:33:41,271 fear convinces me to stay put. 640 00:33:43,398 --> 00:33:46,944 I keep thinking at some point there will be a reward for being so sensible. 641 00:33:47,653 --> 00:33:48,612 Duncan? 642 00:33:49,363 --> 00:33:51,156 -Can I have a word? -What did I do? 643 00:33:51,448 --> 00:33:52,616 Oh, no. Nothing. 644 00:33:53,951 --> 00:33:55,661 It's just-- I read your blog. 645 00:33:55,744 --> 00:33:57,454 Someone's looking for extra credit. 646 00:33:58,372 --> 00:34:01,083 You have quite a thing for Tucker Crowe. 647 00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:02,125 Guilty. 648 00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:06,213 Television has always been my mistress, but Tucker is really my-- 649 00:34:06,296 --> 00:34:09,007 -Your wife? -It's a flawed analogy. 650 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,178 Then I spent the whole night trying to find somewhere to stream Juliet, Naked. 651 00:34:13,262 --> 00:34:15,429 -She's elusive. -She is. 652 00:34:15,514 --> 00:34:17,975 -Let me tell you straight. -Oh, God, that's my bus. 653 00:34:18,058 --> 00:34:19,768 -Sorry. -Oh, no-- 654 00:34:22,521 --> 00:34:23,480 Gina? 655 00:34:49,965 --> 00:34:51,382 "We're in Trouble." 656 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:52,759 What? 657 00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:55,762 The name of the song, "We're in Trouble." 658 00:34:58,849 --> 00:35:01,476 It's really odd to be saying all this to a stranger, 659 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,062 or whatever it is you are, Tucker. 660 00:35:06,899 --> 00:35:08,317 I've just read through this thread 661 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,361 and I've realised I've been sharing thoughts I've never said aloud to anybody. 662 00:35:12,404 --> 00:35:13,864 That's not a good sign, is it? 663 00:35:14,448 --> 00:35:15,365 I mean, maybe it is, 664 00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:18,285 but I've told my boyfriend nothing of our little email affair. 665 00:35:18,368 --> 00:35:20,329 It's like I'm dabbling in betrayal. 666 00:35:24,082 --> 00:35:25,751 Shit. Please delete that last email. 667 00:35:25,834 --> 00:35:27,211 I don't know where that came from. 668 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,087 "Betrayal." 669 00:35:29,171 --> 00:35:31,298 That's so dramatic. Ignore. 670 00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:34,009 Sorry, too late. 671 00:35:34,593 --> 00:35:36,428 I opened it. I read it. 672 00:35:37,471 --> 00:35:38,430 And I loved it. 673 00:35:45,103 --> 00:35:50,275 And by "met," I presume we're talking about more than just meeting. 674 00:35:50,359 --> 00:35:51,610 Yes. 675 00:35:51,693 --> 00:35:52,653 A bit more than that. 676 00:35:53,695 --> 00:35:54,988 You slept with her. 677 00:35:57,282 --> 00:35:59,368 -Who is she? -You wouldn't know-- 678 00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:00,702 Who are you sleeping with? 679 00:36:01,662 --> 00:36:05,165 You know, I wouldn't use the present continuous, personally. 680 00:36:05,249 --> 00:36:08,377 I think that, "Who have you slept with?" is a fairer question. 681 00:36:08,752 --> 00:36:11,922 Even better, "With whom did this possibly one-off incident--" 682 00:36:12,005 --> 00:36:14,800 Oh, my God, Duncan. Just shut up and tell me. 683 00:36:16,385 --> 00:36:19,137 Gina is the lady's-- 684 00:36:19,972 --> 00:36:22,307 She's junior faculty. She's a colleague from work. 685 00:36:22,391 --> 00:36:24,142 -She's a movement teacher. -Yeah, of course. 686 00:36:24,226 --> 00:36:25,561 Don't tell me, "It just happened." 687 00:36:26,812 --> 00:36:28,063 Not really. 688 00:36:28,522 --> 00:36:30,899 We just kind of clicked, I guess. 689 00:36:30,983 --> 00:36:33,735 I actually played her Juliet, Naked, and she really responded. 690 00:36:33,819 --> 00:36:35,737 Stop, stop. Why are you telling me this? 691 00:36:36,238 --> 00:36:37,364 Because you asked. 692 00:36:37,656 --> 00:36:40,450 -And I thought it best to be honest. -You did. 693 00:36:40,534 --> 00:36:41,702 And if I'm honest... 694 00:36:42,661 --> 00:36:43,787 I feel better. 695 00:36:44,246 --> 00:36:48,417 I think that you would feel exactly the same in my shoes. 696 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:52,129 I would never just be honest about cheating to make myself feel better. 697 00:36:52,212 --> 00:36:54,756 Okay, and then how would I know if you had cheated? 698 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,675 I wouldn't do it in the first place. 699 00:36:56,758 --> 00:36:59,052 A lamb bhuna and the chicken korma. 700 00:36:59,887 --> 00:37:02,264 Mine is the lamb. Yeah-- 701 00:37:02,347 --> 00:37:03,307 Enjoy. 702 00:37:09,104 --> 00:37:10,939 I've really messed up, haven't I? 703 00:37:12,816 --> 00:37:13,984 That's what I thought. 704 00:37:16,111 --> 00:37:17,070 Can I ask... 705 00:37:18,655 --> 00:37:20,407 Do you think there's any way back for me? 706 00:37:20,490 --> 00:37:24,036 Because right now, I think that's how I'm leaning. 707 00:37:38,759 --> 00:37:40,552 Annie, easy. We don't need to do it all straight away. 708 00:37:40,636 --> 00:37:42,804 I know, I'm not gonna tear them, and I-- 709 00:37:45,307 --> 00:37:46,767 God. Fuck. 710 00:37:47,935 --> 00:37:50,020 I mean, this just makes it feel so real. 711 00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:52,856 It is real, Duncan. 712 00:37:53,732 --> 00:37:54,691 I know. 713 00:37:54,775 --> 00:37:57,903 I'm just saying, there's a lot of history in this room. 714 00:37:57,986 --> 00:37:59,821 It feels like we're being very hasty. 715 00:38:01,073 --> 00:38:02,241 Plus, it's raining out. 716 00:38:02,574 --> 00:38:03,909 You know this stuff can't get wet. 717 00:38:03,992 --> 00:38:05,661 Well, you have Simon's car. 718 00:38:05,744 --> 00:38:08,080 Yeah, but then there's the walk from here to the car. 719 00:38:08,163 --> 00:38:10,165 I mean, cardboard and water. 720 00:38:13,252 --> 00:38:14,837 I don't have the right boxes for it. 721 00:38:16,129 --> 00:38:17,089 I don't. 722 00:38:17,172 --> 00:38:19,091 Can we just do it soon, please? 723 00:38:22,177 --> 00:38:23,846 I supposed I should have done-- 724 00:38:27,015 --> 00:38:28,225 A bit fiddly-- 725 00:38:29,184 --> 00:38:30,310 I got it, I got it. 726 00:38:31,562 --> 00:38:33,188 I don't have the fingernails. 727 00:38:33,272 --> 00:38:35,148 Just keep it, just keep it, keep it. 728 00:38:39,903 --> 00:38:41,113 Can we just-- 729 00:38:46,618 --> 00:38:48,453 Okay, fine. Don't hug back. 730 00:39:20,569 --> 00:39:22,529 This is obviously the moment. 731 00:39:23,697 --> 00:39:25,782 -For what? -To finally get the hell out of here. 732 00:39:25,866 --> 00:39:26,867 Right. 733 00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:27,868 What? Why not? 734 00:39:27,951 --> 00:39:29,953 Nothing. No, it's nothing. I just, you know-- 735 00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:32,497 I've got the museum and the house and you're here. 736 00:39:32,581 --> 00:39:35,125 -I'm not just gonna-- -I'm not just an excuse, Annie. 737 00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:37,878 I can look after myself. I'm not 12 any more. 738 00:39:37,961 --> 00:39:40,506 -Don't blame me. It's annoying. -Listen, I hear you. 739 00:39:41,632 --> 00:39:44,426 -Care to dance? -Sorry, love, I'm a lesbian. 740 00:39:44,510 --> 00:39:46,929 No, you're not. That's what birds say when they don't wanna take me home. 741 00:39:47,012 --> 00:39:50,307 Can't speak to the rest, but I was gay even before your danced for us. 742 00:39:50,766 --> 00:39:52,518 What about you? Do you like men? 743 00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:54,228 Yeah, some men. 744 00:39:54,603 --> 00:39:56,271 -Noted. Moving on. -All right. 745 00:39:58,065 --> 00:40:00,150 -Well, that was rude, wasn't it? -How was that rude? 746 00:40:00,234 --> 00:40:01,693 Imagine those moves in the sack. 747 00:40:01,777 --> 00:40:03,362 Wow, he's very flexible. 748 00:40:04,071 --> 00:40:05,739 You need a bit of a proper shag, don't you? 749 00:40:05,822 --> 00:40:06,740 Is that so? 750 00:40:10,327 --> 00:40:12,496 -Well, well, that explains it. -What? 751 00:40:12,579 --> 00:40:14,498 -You already fancy someone, don't you? -No! 752 00:40:14,581 --> 00:40:17,543 -Come on, cough it up. Who is it? -It's nobody. It's just-- 753 00:40:18,877 --> 00:40:21,088 Well, I did-- I met someone on the Internet. 754 00:40:21,171 --> 00:40:23,090 I love it. The Internet! 755 00:40:23,173 --> 00:40:25,342 God, you're finally entering the modern age. 756 00:40:25,425 --> 00:40:28,053 Which site was it? One for clever people, no doubt. 757 00:40:28,136 --> 00:40:29,638 CorniestStories.com? 758 00:40:30,013 --> 00:40:31,598 Duncan's website. 759 00:40:31,974 --> 00:40:33,851 Another Tucker Crowe loser? 760 00:40:33,934 --> 00:40:37,479 -Oh, Jesus, Annie. Are you mental? -No, it's weirder than that. 761 00:40:37,563 --> 00:40:40,023 It's actually Tucker Crowe. 762 00:40:40,691 --> 00:40:42,442 -No, it's not. -I'm not kidding. 763 00:40:42,526 --> 00:40:43,360 Tucker Crowe. 764 00:40:43,443 --> 00:40:45,529 -As in, Duncan's idol, Tucker Crowe? -Yes. 765 00:40:45,612 --> 00:40:47,823 What happened was he read that review I posted. 766 00:40:47,906 --> 00:40:50,367 -This is that syndrome, isn't it? -What syndrome? 767 00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:51,952 Where someone falls in love with their captor. 768 00:40:52,035 --> 00:40:54,621 No, we're never-- You know, we're just pen pals. 769 00:40:55,122 --> 00:40:58,166 We were pen pals. I don't know what you're supposed to call it. 770 00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:00,002 We're just having emailing back and forth. 771 00:41:00,085 --> 00:41:01,628 Yeah, I don't know. Lovers. 772 00:41:02,212 --> 00:41:04,298 He's back. Go on, Annie, dance with him and have some fun. 773 00:41:04,381 --> 00:41:06,842 -I really don't want to. -I'm Barnesy. 774 00:41:06,925 --> 00:41:09,303 -Hi, Barnesy. I'm Annie. -Come on, Annie. 775 00:41:09,386 --> 00:41:11,180 -It looks pretty complicated. -Come on, I'll teach you. 776 00:41:11,263 --> 00:41:13,265 You can do it. Go on, Annie. It wouldn't hurt to move a bit. 777 00:41:13,348 --> 00:41:15,475 -Exactly. Come on. -Well, not exactly. 778 00:41:15,559 --> 00:41:16,518 -Go on! -Do... 779 00:41:18,312 --> 00:41:20,022 -Something like that. -Are you fucking kidding me? 780 00:41:20,105 --> 00:41:21,356 -Okay, come on. -I'm not doing that. 781 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:22,649 No, no, no, you'll be fine. 782 00:41:24,443 --> 00:41:26,028 See, I'm gonna teach you the steps. 783 00:42:13,534 --> 00:42:15,744 Big news. I'm coming to London. 784 00:42:15,827 --> 00:42:16,662 Yo, Jackson! 785 00:42:16,745 --> 00:42:18,121 The baby came five weeks early, 786 00:42:18,205 --> 00:42:20,249 so now it's official, I'm a grandpa. 787 00:42:20,332 --> 00:42:21,291 You got Steve? 788 00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:23,252 And given the precariousness of it all, 789 00:42:23,335 --> 00:42:25,045 I've decided that I should be there. 790 00:42:25,128 --> 00:42:27,464 -To Kennedy Airport, my man. -You got it. 791 00:42:27,756 --> 00:42:30,759 I scrounged up enough money from those demos for Jackson to come, too. 792 00:42:30,843 --> 00:42:33,178 So we're gonna be in London tomorrow. 793 00:42:39,142 --> 00:42:41,854 Which... leads me to ask this: 794 00:42:41,937 --> 00:42:45,399 Are we fine as we are, or would you like to meet for a drink? 795 00:42:46,024 --> 00:42:48,026 Oh, my God. What a crazy coincidence. 796 00:42:48,110 --> 00:42:51,488 I was actually planning to pop over to London tomorrow to see an old friend, 797 00:42:51,572 --> 00:42:54,241 so this is actually fortuitous timing, actually. 798 00:42:58,495 --> 00:43:00,873 Why not say we'll meet at the Tate Modern at 5.00? 799 00:43:01,790 --> 00:43:03,375 My mobile number's below. 800 00:43:04,543 --> 00:43:06,128 Call, text, any time. 801 00:43:06,211 --> 00:43:07,713 And congratulations, Grandpa. 802 00:43:21,101 --> 00:43:23,228 All right, here's the stop, sir. 803 00:43:30,944 --> 00:43:32,863 -You okay? -Yeah. You? 804 00:43:33,405 --> 00:43:34,323 Yeah. 805 00:43:36,074 --> 00:43:38,035 -Hey, you got Steve? -Yeah. 806 00:43:39,494 --> 00:43:41,830 Be careful here. They drive on the wrong side. 807 00:43:42,623 --> 00:43:44,041 Someone could run you over. 808 00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:47,461 J., you feel jet-lagged? 809 00:43:47,878 --> 00:43:49,296 -No. -You're okay? 810 00:43:49,379 --> 00:43:50,214 All right, good. 811 00:44:01,308 --> 00:44:02,476 May I help you? 812 00:44:06,897 --> 00:44:08,732 -Shit. -Dad! 813 00:44:09,066 --> 00:44:10,442 Dad! Dad! 814 00:44:10,526 --> 00:44:12,110 Oh, fuck. 815 00:44:59,741 --> 00:45:00,701 Hello? 816 00:45:01,326 --> 00:45:02,953 Hi, it's Tucker. 817 00:45:04,955 --> 00:45:07,666 -I'm dying to hear your excuse. -Well, it's-- 818 00:45:08,166 --> 00:45:09,459 It's pretty good. 819 00:45:10,169 --> 00:45:12,045 -I had a heart attack. -What? 820 00:45:12,713 --> 00:45:14,256 Well, it's mild, but... 821 00:45:16,383 --> 00:45:17,384 it was enough. 822 00:45:17,801 --> 00:45:18,635 Are you serious? 823 00:45:20,637 --> 00:45:22,848 Are you okay? What can I do? 824 00:45:22,931 --> 00:45:24,266 I was hoping to lure you 825 00:45:24,349 --> 00:45:27,186 to the University College Hospital cardiology wing. 826 00:45:28,270 --> 00:45:30,314 Of course! Yeah, of course. 827 00:45:30,397 --> 00:45:32,357 Just-- I'll get the-- 828 00:45:33,108 --> 00:45:35,152 Sorry. Can I get you anything? 829 00:45:35,235 --> 00:45:37,404 No, yeah, I don't need anything. I mean, maybe something to read? 830 00:45:37,905 --> 00:45:40,157 No problem. Is Jackson okay? Is he there with you? 831 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:42,326 Oh, no, no, he's fine. He's doing good. 832 00:45:42,993 --> 00:45:44,036 Thanks for asking. 833 00:46:05,641 --> 00:46:06,600 Hello? 834 00:46:11,438 --> 00:46:12,814 -Oh, hi. -Hi. 835 00:46:13,273 --> 00:46:14,483 You must be Annie. 836 00:46:16,193 --> 00:46:17,444 -Come on in. -Oh, yeah. Sorry. 837 00:46:17,528 --> 00:46:20,155 -I would stand up and-- -No, please. 838 00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:21,532 -Oh, my goodness. -But-- 839 00:46:22,241 --> 00:46:23,200 How are you? 840 00:46:24,493 --> 00:46:25,911 Okay. Hey. 841 00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:33,252 Sorry, I'm blanking. 842 00:46:34,253 --> 00:46:37,297 This is much easier in writing. 843 00:46:37,381 --> 00:46:39,383 Well, I would say that we could... 844 00:46:40,217 --> 00:46:42,803 take out our phones, you know, and write each other, 845 00:46:42,886 --> 00:46:45,514 but the Internet here is terrible. 846 00:46:48,183 --> 00:46:49,351 I got you-- 847 00:46:49,726 --> 00:46:51,311 See, I knew I shouldn't have said that. 848 00:46:51,603 --> 00:46:53,397 -It's nothing, honestly. -No, it isn't. 849 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,566 -No, no, not at all. -Thank you, thank you. 850 00:46:55,649 --> 00:46:58,777 Yeah, it's about a transatlantic epistolary friendship. 851 00:46:58,861 --> 00:47:01,363 -Not to put too fine a point on it. -No, I think I saw this movie. 852 00:47:01,446 --> 00:47:03,156 It's not nearly as good as the memoir. 853 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:06,243 But obviously, no pressure to read it, of course. 854 00:47:06,326 --> 00:47:08,161 No. Pressure's a choice, right? 855 00:47:08,871 --> 00:47:10,873 -Thank you. -How are you feeling? How do you feel? 856 00:47:12,499 --> 00:47:14,084 I had an angioplasty. 857 00:47:14,710 --> 00:47:16,086 Wow. What's an angioplasty? 858 00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:18,797 They stick balloons into you and blow them up. 859 00:47:19,923 --> 00:47:20,883 Wow. 860 00:47:20,966 --> 00:47:22,801 Balloons? That sounds really crazy. 861 00:47:22,885 --> 00:47:24,344 Jackson, this is Annie. 862 00:47:24,428 --> 00:47:25,679 -Hey. -Hi, Annie. 863 00:47:25,762 --> 00:47:27,139 -Nice to meet you, Jackson. -Nice to meet you, too. 864 00:47:27,222 --> 00:47:28,432 -Yeah. -Oh, no. 865 00:47:28,515 --> 00:47:30,267 Just need to change your catheter, Mr Crowe. 866 00:47:30,350 --> 00:47:31,602 Where does that go? 867 00:47:33,687 --> 00:47:35,606 Should we get a snack while they do this? 868 00:47:35,689 --> 00:47:38,025 -That'd be great. Thank you. -Why don't we go for a little walk? 869 00:47:38,108 --> 00:47:39,651 Okay, we'll be back. 870 00:47:41,528 --> 00:47:42,988 So how was your trip over here? 871 00:47:43,447 --> 00:47:44,573 Did you watch anything? 872 00:47:44,948 --> 00:47:45,782 Dora. 873 00:47:47,201 --> 00:47:49,703 Do bumpy plane rides give people heart attacks? 874 00:47:53,332 --> 00:47:56,710 Yeah, I think they could probably contribute, actually. 875 00:47:58,128 --> 00:48:00,255 Probably what happened. Your dad probably just got a bit nervous. 876 00:48:00,339 --> 00:48:03,884 Then wouldn't more people get heart attacks on planes? 877 00:48:05,802 --> 00:48:06,929 Yeah. 878 00:48:07,012 --> 00:48:09,014 That's a good point. Yeah. 879 00:48:09,681 --> 00:48:10,849 You want a bite? 880 00:48:10,933 --> 00:48:12,184 Sure, thanks. 881 00:48:13,185 --> 00:48:14,603 So he's in the NICU? 882 00:48:15,062 --> 00:48:16,230 How much does he weigh? 883 00:48:16,563 --> 00:48:18,607 Last night he was, like, 2.2 pounds or something. 884 00:48:18,690 --> 00:48:20,484 -Wow. -Kilos, Zak. 885 00:48:20,567 --> 00:48:22,694 -Otherwise, he'd be dead. -Okay, that's better. 886 00:48:22,778 --> 00:48:24,196 And how about you? How are you feeling? 887 00:48:24,863 --> 00:48:26,031 Fine. 888 00:48:26,114 --> 00:48:27,115 How are you feeling? 889 00:48:28,283 --> 00:48:29,660 I'm okay. Hey. 890 00:48:29,743 --> 00:48:31,245 -Hey, little man. -Lizzie! Zak! 891 00:48:31,328 --> 00:48:33,872 Hey, Annie. I want you to meet my daughter Lizzie. 892 00:48:33,956 --> 00:48:36,708 Lizzie, this is Annie. And Annie, this is Zak. 893 00:48:36,792 --> 00:48:39,920 -This is the man of the hour, the father. -It's nice to meet you. 894 00:48:40,003 --> 00:48:42,256 Congratulations on your little boy. Is he okay? 895 00:48:42,339 --> 00:48:44,174 Yeah, his name's Dexter, and he's doing good. 896 00:48:44,258 --> 00:48:45,801 He's 2.2 kilos. 897 00:48:45,884 --> 00:48:47,302 Annie's my friend from England. 898 00:48:47,386 --> 00:48:51,265 We were supposed to hook up yesterday, but then that didn't go so well. 899 00:48:52,182 --> 00:48:53,517 We don't even know each other, actually. 900 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,435 Well, we know each other. I mean-- 901 00:48:55,769 --> 00:48:58,814 -We met on a website. -A website? 902 00:48:58,897 --> 00:49:01,024 -Not that kind of website. -A forum for-- Yeah, not like-- 903 00:49:01,108 --> 00:49:03,360 -It was a music forum. -Wow. 904 00:49:03,443 --> 00:49:05,988 But I'm actually-- I'm gonna head off. And it's lovely to meet you. 905 00:49:06,071 --> 00:49:07,739 -Annie, please don't go. -I hope your little boy's doing good. 906 00:49:07,823 --> 00:49:09,575 I wanna talk to you for a second-- 907 00:49:09,658 --> 00:49:11,243 -Cooper! Jesse! -Cooper, Jesse? 908 00:49:11,326 --> 00:49:12,494 What are you guys doing here? 909 00:49:12,578 --> 00:49:14,538 These are my sons Cooper and Jesse. 910 00:49:14,621 --> 00:49:16,415 Come here, guys. Give it in for your dad. 911 00:49:16,748 --> 00:49:17,708 Gimme a hug, man. Look at you! 912 00:49:17,791 --> 00:49:20,586 You're so tall. Wow! Man, check you out. 913 00:49:20,669 --> 00:49:22,337 Look at you. Man, you're handsome. 914 00:49:22,546 --> 00:49:23,755 Hey, guess what? 915 00:49:24,882 --> 00:49:26,383 This is your sister Lizzie. 916 00:49:26,633 --> 00:49:28,177 -Lizzie, this is Cooper and Jesse. -Half-sister. 917 00:49:28,260 --> 00:49:29,678 -Yeah, I know, half-sister. -Hi. 918 00:49:29,761 --> 00:49:32,639 Cooper's the tall one. Jesse is the also tall one. 919 00:49:32,723 --> 00:49:34,600 So how'd you guys find me? How'd you get here? 920 00:49:35,142 --> 00:49:35,976 Hey. 921 00:49:36,977 --> 00:49:38,270 How'd you guys get here? 922 00:49:38,353 --> 00:49:39,313 -We flew. -Plane. 923 00:49:39,396 --> 00:49:40,564 I called Carrie. 924 00:49:41,148 --> 00:49:42,107 You called Carrie? 925 00:49:42,399 --> 00:49:43,233 -No. -Yeah. 926 00:49:43,650 --> 00:49:46,111 They thought you were gonna die and you might wanna see your children, whom-- 927 00:49:46,195 --> 00:49:47,529 -I'm not gonna die. -They've never met. 928 00:49:47,613 --> 00:49:48,822 -Even if I was gonna die-- -I'm gonna head off. 929 00:49:48,906 --> 00:49:50,199 -I'm gonna slip away. -Two seconds. I just-- 930 00:49:50,282 --> 00:49:51,950 I wanna talk to you. Oh, my God. No, wait, wait. 931 00:49:52,034 --> 00:49:54,119 -What is going on? -No, no, just don't go. 932 00:49:54,203 --> 00:49:56,622 Hi, Carrie. Apparently, I'm gonna make it. 933 00:49:56,705 --> 00:49:59,583 Doctor said I was brilliant for having a heart attack in a hospital. 934 00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:01,585 All this way and you're fine. 935 00:50:01,668 --> 00:50:04,671 -Yeah, I'm sorry to disappoint you. -$10,000. Perfect. 936 00:50:04,755 --> 00:50:06,215 What does that mean? $10,000? 937 00:50:06,298 --> 00:50:09,343 Well, they weren't gonna fly coach to see their biological father die. 938 00:50:10,177 --> 00:50:11,887 Anyway, we're fine. Thanks for asking. 939 00:50:11,970 --> 00:50:14,097 You didn't give me two seconds, all right? 940 00:50:14,723 --> 00:50:16,934 How are you? How's-- 941 00:50:17,017 --> 00:50:18,393 What's your stepdad's name? 942 00:50:18,477 --> 00:50:19,978 -Doug. -Thank you. How's Doug? 943 00:50:20,062 --> 00:50:22,064 He's great. He's training for a triathlon. 944 00:50:22,773 --> 00:50:24,525 Sorry, I know. Exercise, big trigger for you. 945 00:50:24,608 --> 00:50:26,860 It's not a trigger, it's just a-- Who does that? 946 00:50:26,944 --> 00:50:28,737 -There he is. Tucker. -Hey. 947 00:50:28,820 --> 00:50:32,032 Didn't get off to the best of starts in old London Town, did we, tiger? 948 00:50:32,115 --> 00:50:33,325 -Hey, Mummy. -Thank you. 949 00:50:33,408 --> 00:50:35,786 -Hello, darling. -It is pretty ripe in here, Tucker. 950 00:50:35,869 --> 00:50:36,912 Are you due a sponge bath? 951 00:50:37,663 --> 00:50:39,414 Natalie, this is my friend Annie. 952 00:50:39,498 --> 00:50:42,209 Annie, this is my ex, Natalie, and Mark. 953 00:50:42,501 --> 00:50:46,213 And-- Natalie, you and Carrie, you two have met, right? 954 00:50:46,296 --> 00:50:47,840 -Oh, yeah. Fuck, right, right. -How do you do? 955 00:50:47,923 --> 00:50:49,800 -Come off it, Natalie. -Don't-- 956 00:50:50,384 --> 00:50:51,844 I also called Grace. 957 00:50:53,345 --> 00:50:54,471 What's going on with you? 958 00:50:54,555 --> 00:50:56,306 -Who's Grace? -Lizzie, what-- 959 00:50:56,390 --> 00:50:58,851 She's your daughter and this has gone on long enough. 960 00:50:58,934 --> 00:51:01,311 -What's gone on long enough? -You pretending we don't exist. 961 00:51:01,395 --> 00:51:02,604 I'm not pretending you don't exist. 962 00:51:02,688 --> 00:51:04,982 I came all the way over here to see you. 963 00:51:05,691 --> 00:51:06,733 That's unclear. 964 00:51:06,817 --> 00:51:08,485 -What does that mean? -No, honestly, I can vouch for him. 965 00:51:08,569 --> 00:51:10,445 Nothing to do with-- 966 00:51:10,529 --> 00:51:13,615 -It was a complete coincidence-- -Even so. 967 00:51:13,699 --> 00:51:14,658 What do you mean, "Even so"? 968 00:51:14,741 --> 00:51:17,536 -I flew 3,500 miles to see you. -Daddy. 969 00:51:17,619 --> 00:51:19,037 Look at him bean counting. 970 00:51:19,121 --> 00:51:20,789 -I'm not bean counting. -You did that with the divorce. 971 00:51:20,873 --> 00:51:21,957 -I'm just explaining the reason-- -Dad. 972 00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:23,834 -Jackson, please, stop-- -He's quite the martyr. 973 00:51:23,917 --> 00:51:27,087 He's taking time out of his busy schedule to meet his grandson for the first time. 974 00:51:27,171 --> 00:51:29,089 I'm not being a martyr, okay? 975 00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:32,217 I'm just trying to point out the fact that I flew all this way 976 00:51:32,301 --> 00:51:34,178 to see you and meet the baby, okay? 977 00:51:34,261 --> 00:51:36,138 And yet here we all are, crowded around your hospital bed. 978 00:51:36,221 --> 00:51:38,223 -'Cause I had a heart attack, all right? -Dad. 979 00:51:38,307 --> 00:51:40,225 -You think I planned that? -I don't know. Maybe subconsciously. 980 00:51:40,309 --> 00:51:42,436 Listen, I've had three heart attacks and didn't plan any of them. 981 00:51:42,519 --> 00:51:43,562 You had three? 982 00:51:43,645 --> 00:51:45,480 Yes, and he didn't make a song and dance about any of them. 983 00:51:45,564 --> 00:51:47,608 I'm not making a song and dance. 984 00:51:47,691 --> 00:51:50,277 Frankly, I didn't invite any of you in here, okay? 985 00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,196 That is exactly what I'm talking about. 986 00:51:52,279 --> 00:51:53,947 What do you mean? Come on. Not you. Don't be so sensitive. 987 00:51:54,031 --> 00:51:57,242 It's like we're this inconvenience, like you hate us all or something. 988 00:51:57,326 --> 00:51:59,077 I don't hate you. That's not what I'm saying. 989 00:51:59,161 --> 00:52:01,246 I'm just-- Come on, I'm under siege here. 990 00:52:01,330 --> 00:52:04,541 If you really cared about us, you'd want us to know our siblings, for example. 991 00:52:04,625 --> 00:52:07,169 I do want you to know. What am I supposed to do? Have a picnic? 992 00:52:07,252 --> 00:52:09,338 At least check in like a normal father. 993 00:52:09,421 --> 00:52:10,881 Yeah, well, it's just not-- Stop it, Jackson. 994 00:52:10,964 --> 00:52:14,009 This is not a normal situation, for Christ's sake. 995 00:52:14,092 --> 00:52:15,344 -You're supposed to tell them. -Dad! 996 00:52:15,427 --> 00:52:17,930 Jackson, stop it! Okay? 997 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,558 -Jackson, I'm sorry. -The doctor said you need to rest. 998 00:52:21,642 --> 00:52:24,436 Okay. Hey, Zak-- Come on, hey, buddy. 999 00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:26,230 Zak, play that song that you were talking-- 1000 00:52:26,313 --> 00:52:27,356 -My song? -Yeah, yeah. 1001 00:52:27,439 --> 00:52:29,650 Don't do it, Zak. He is just trying to change the subject. 1002 00:52:29,733 --> 00:52:31,360 -I really wanna hear it. -He really doesn't care. 1003 00:52:31,443 --> 00:52:33,612 -I'm begging you, dude. Play the song. -You're gonna make a fool of yourself. 1004 00:52:33,695 --> 00:52:35,447 -No, dude, play the song. -Okay, I can-- 1005 00:52:44,957 --> 00:52:45,999 I'm gonna slip out. 1006 00:53:11,483 --> 00:53:12,317 You all right? 1007 00:53:13,902 --> 00:53:15,404 It's pretty crazy in there, huh? 1008 00:53:17,447 --> 00:53:18,949 Whose mom are you again? 1009 00:53:20,367 --> 00:53:22,578 I'm nobody's mom. 1010 00:53:25,122 --> 00:53:27,583 -It's nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, too. 1011 00:53:31,044 --> 00:53:32,087 Bye, Annie. 1012 00:53:32,754 --> 00:53:33,714 Bye. 1013 00:53:45,225 --> 00:53:46,101 Hello? 1014 00:53:46,185 --> 00:53:47,978 Thank you for picking up. 1015 00:53:48,061 --> 00:53:50,022 Okay, I owe you an apology. 1016 00:53:50,105 --> 00:53:52,900 No, it was silly of me to come. 1017 00:53:52,983 --> 00:53:55,194 I don't know what I was thinking. 1018 00:53:55,277 --> 00:53:57,779 No, it was kind of you to come. 1019 00:53:58,614 --> 00:54:00,240 Look, one of the big problems 1020 00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:03,202 with screwing up the first half of your life is you just-- 1021 00:54:03,285 --> 00:54:06,413 You know, try as you might, you can't press reset, you know? 1022 00:54:06,496 --> 00:54:07,539 I mean, I-- 1023 00:54:08,582 --> 00:54:10,375 I can't get to zero, you know? 1024 00:54:10,792 --> 00:54:12,211 And I was just wondering if you would-- 1025 00:54:12,711 --> 00:54:15,464 If we could try this one more time again tomorrow? 1026 00:54:16,089 --> 00:54:18,967 Are they still there? Your ex-girlfriends? They were very nice. 1027 00:54:19,051 --> 00:54:20,969 -Everybody's gone. -Hey. 1028 00:54:21,053 --> 00:54:23,764 Everybody except Jackson, says Jackson. 1029 00:54:24,181 --> 00:54:25,766 Here he is. He wants to talk to you. 1030 00:54:25,849 --> 00:54:28,393 Hi, Annie. I found out what a catheter is. 1031 00:54:32,523 --> 00:54:33,899 You know, the truth is, I was-- 1032 00:54:35,651 --> 00:54:38,111 I was secretly hoping that maybe you would... 1033 00:54:38,779 --> 00:54:39,738 invite... 1034 00:54:40,656 --> 00:54:42,533 Jackson and me to Sandcliff. 1035 00:54:42,616 --> 00:54:43,659 -Sandcliff? -Sandcliff. 1036 00:54:43,742 --> 00:54:44,910 Jesus, why? 1037 00:54:44,993 --> 00:54:47,079 'Cause we looked it up on the Internet and it looked great. 1038 00:54:47,162 --> 00:54:49,122 Like a great place to recover, you know? 1039 00:54:49,790 --> 00:54:51,667 And look, I blew it yesterday, you know? 1040 00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:53,877 -I wanna make it up to you. -By inviting yourself over. 1041 00:54:54,419 --> 00:54:55,838 That's what I was thinking, yeah. 1042 00:54:55,921 --> 00:54:57,339 What about your family? 1043 00:54:57,422 --> 00:54:59,341 Well, the boys went to the airport. 1044 00:54:59,424 --> 00:55:00,717 They're flying home, right. 1045 00:55:00,801 --> 00:55:03,262 And Lizzie's getting some much-needed rest. 1046 00:55:04,054 --> 00:55:06,515 I just don't think I'm equipped to look after you. 1047 00:55:06,598 --> 00:55:08,267 I wouldn't know how to give you an angioplasty 1048 00:55:08,350 --> 00:55:09,935 -or whatever it is with the balloons. -Angioplasty? 1049 00:55:10,018 --> 00:55:12,437 -God forbid if something goes wrong. -That's a little forward, don't you think? 1050 00:55:12,521 --> 00:55:15,190 Sorry. That did sound vaguely inappropriate, but you know what I mean. 1051 00:55:15,274 --> 00:55:18,527 And I don't know if it would be fun for Jackson, really. 1052 00:55:18,610 --> 00:55:20,362 To be honest, it's not such a fun place. 1053 00:55:20,445 --> 00:55:21,947 Well, you still have that shark's eye? 1054 00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:23,073 What? Yeah. 1055 00:55:23,156 --> 00:55:24,867 Yeah, well, that's a happy afternoon right there. 1056 00:55:24,950 --> 00:55:26,410 Wait. Wait, wait. 1057 00:55:26,785 --> 00:55:28,287 You have a shark's eye? 1058 00:55:28,745 --> 00:55:31,206 -Would that interest you? -Yeah! I love sharks. 1059 00:55:31,290 --> 00:55:32,291 -Really? -Look at my bag. 1060 00:55:33,166 --> 00:55:34,835 Waterloo Station, Jackson. 1061 00:55:34,918 --> 00:55:36,378 Most famous spot in all London. 1062 00:55:36,461 --> 00:55:37,462 -Really? -For real. 1063 00:55:38,589 --> 00:55:39,840 I mean, if you're a Kinks fan. 1064 00:56:00,861 --> 00:56:01,987 Are we almost there? 1065 00:56:02,362 --> 00:56:04,031 'Cause I really need to pee. 1066 00:56:04,781 --> 00:56:07,576 Come here, Jackson. It's just the-- It's just in here. 1067 00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:09,453 Just up here. 1068 00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:15,918 Right you go. 1069 00:56:16,001 --> 00:56:17,085 There you go, buddy. 1070 00:56:17,544 --> 00:56:20,172 -Okay, I'll leave you to it now. -Can you stay? 1071 00:56:21,757 --> 00:56:22,758 Yeah, sure. 1072 00:56:23,509 --> 00:56:24,843 Could you close the door? 1073 00:56:41,109 --> 00:56:43,237 -Everything okay? -Yeah, yeah. 1074 00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:44,404 All good in here. 1075 00:56:45,322 --> 00:56:46,532 You need to wash your hands, buddy. 1076 00:56:46,615 --> 00:56:47,991 Show her what we're made of. 1077 00:56:48,867 --> 00:56:50,452 Wow, this place is nice. 1078 00:56:51,828 --> 00:56:52,788 Yeah. 1079 00:56:53,997 --> 00:56:55,332 Beautiful spot. 1080 00:57:18,355 --> 00:57:19,481 Tucker, you-- 1081 00:57:20,774 --> 00:57:23,026 Tucker! You're not downstairs, are you? 1082 00:57:23,652 --> 00:57:25,112 'Cause I-- 1083 00:57:25,195 --> 00:57:26,321 I must explain this. 1084 00:57:27,114 --> 00:57:29,741 Oh, God. I'm sorry-- I can explain this. 1085 00:57:30,409 --> 00:57:32,327 Maxwell's '89. 1086 00:57:32,619 --> 00:57:34,746 Bar Astro, Düsseldorf. 1087 00:57:34,830 --> 00:57:36,290 Did I play Düsseldorf? 1088 00:57:36,373 --> 00:57:38,584 I know. But it's not what it looks like. 1089 00:57:38,667 --> 00:57:41,003 -I can explain. -That's me... 1090 00:57:41,795 --> 00:57:43,547 and my high school chess club. 1091 00:57:44,173 --> 00:57:45,424 -Really? -Yeah. 1092 00:57:45,799 --> 00:57:48,135 I can explain this to you. I know this looks weird. 1093 00:57:48,218 --> 00:57:51,722 So the-- Remember the review on the website? 1094 00:57:51,805 --> 00:57:53,765 And the guy-- It was a really, like, over-the-top review, 1095 00:57:53,849 --> 00:57:55,434 and you called him a sad sack blogger. 1096 00:57:57,019 --> 00:57:59,104 -Duncan something? -Yes, God. Oh, my God. 1097 00:57:59,188 --> 00:58:01,440 If he knew that you knew his name-- 1098 00:58:01,523 --> 00:58:05,194 So that guy is... the guy. 1099 00:58:05,277 --> 00:58:06,278 -That's your-- -Yes. 1100 00:58:06,361 --> 00:58:08,155 That's 15 years of-- 1101 00:58:08,238 --> 00:58:10,115 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, bingo! 1102 00:58:10,199 --> 00:58:11,200 That's it, that's it. 1103 00:58:11,283 --> 00:58:12,951 And this is his room. 1104 00:58:13,410 --> 00:58:14,453 Shrine. 1105 00:58:15,037 --> 00:58:15,954 Temple. 1106 00:58:16,038 --> 00:58:19,166 Where he lived and worshipped you, and-- 1107 00:58:19,249 --> 00:58:20,584 -Me and him. Together forever. -Yes. 1108 00:58:20,667 --> 00:58:22,294 The only reason I've heard of you is because of him. 1109 00:58:22,377 --> 00:58:26,089 So what better way to get back at your ex than... 1110 00:58:26,173 --> 00:58:27,049 No, no. 1111 00:58:27,508 --> 00:58:28,675 ...get me back here, 1112 00:58:28,759 --> 00:58:31,720 parade me around Sandcliff like a trophy. 1113 00:58:31,803 --> 00:58:33,096 Right? I'm feeling a little cheap. 1114 00:58:33,180 --> 00:58:34,556 I'm feeling a little used, I am. 1115 00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,892 That's a really interesting theory, and-- 1116 00:58:36,975 --> 00:58:38,894 And I appreciate why you would think that, 1117 00:58:38,977 --> 00:58:41,438 but it was your idea to come here in the first place. 1118 00:58:42,147 --> 00:58:42,981 -That's true. -Yeah. 1119 00:58:45,442 --> 00:58:46,902 I don't feel this way about you at all. 1120 00:58:47,653 --> 00:58:50,072 I've been down here, like, twice in the last five years. 1121 00:58:50,489 --> 00:58:51,823 I'm not trying to trap you. 1122 00:58:52,366 --> 00:58:53,325 Or... 1123 00:58:53,951 --> 00:58:55,911 like, cut your head off or whatever. 1124 00:58:59,164 --> 00:59:02,084 I can't be at the phone right now, so just leave a message. 1125 00:59:02,417 --> 00:59:04,628 Duncan, it's me. Can you call me, please? 1126 00:59:04,711 --> 00:59:06,088 It's very important. 1127 00:59:06,505 --> 00:59:07,506 Call me back. 1128 00:59:16,473 --> 00:59:17,558 Oh, shit. 1129 00:59:18,475 --> 00:59:20,227 -Oh, shit. -What's up? 1130 00:59:20,310 --> 00:59:21,937 Annie's down at the beach. 1131 00:59:22,896 --> 00:59:26,692 Shit. Yeah, she saw me. I better go down. 1132 00:59:27,234 --> 00:59:28,902 If I blank her, she'll be devastated. 1133 00:59:28,986 --> 00:59:30,654 -I'll be right back. Okay? -Okay. 1134 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,121 Annie! 1135 00:59:39,621 --> 00:59:40,664 Shit. 1136 00:59:41,248 --> 00:59:42,249 Annie. 1137 00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:44,001 Hey. 1138 00:59:44,626 --> 00:59:46,295 Did you get my message? I've been trying to call you. 1139 00:59:46,378 --> 00:59:48,046 -I really needed to tell you something. -Did you? No. 1140 00:59:48,130 --> 00:59:49,506 -I wanted to chat-- -How have you been? 1141 00:59:49,590 --> 00:59:51,758 Good. I really-- I wanted to tell you something. 1142 00:59:51,842 --> 00:59:52,676 You look well. 1143 00:59:52,759 --> 00:59:54,678 I really needed to talk to you about something. 1144 00:59:54,761 --> 00:59:57,264 -That's why I was reaching out. -I've taken up exercising. 1145 00:59:57,556 --> 01:00:00,475 Fitbit. Starting with jogging, see where it goes. 1146 01:00:00,559 --> 01:00:02,102 Do you remember that review that I wrote? 1147 01:00:03,896 --> 01:00:04,897 Yeah. 1148 01:00:05,856 --> 01:00:08,150 I overreacted, Annie. It's not my finest hour. 1149 01:00:08,233 --> 01:00:10,569 A couple of days after that, it was the strangest thing, 1150 01:00:10,652 --> 01:00:13,197 -but I got an email from-- -You weren't totally wrong, by the way. 1151 01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:14,740 There was a lot of negativity in what you said, 1152 01:00:14,823 --> 01:00:16,450 but there was things that weren't that-- 1153 01:00:16,533 --> 01:00:18,327 "Twentieth Call of the Day" is maudlin. 1154 01:00:18,410 --> 01:00:19,536 -Doesn't matter. -I realise that now. 1155 01:00:19,620 --> 01:00:23,123 So the strangest sequence of events after that. I started to email-- 1156 01:00:23,207 --> 01:00:24,833 -You have a man with you. -I've been trying to tell you. 1157 01:00:24,917 --> 01:00:26,001 That's what I wanted to talk about. 1158 01:00:26,084 --> 01:00:28,295 -That's him. 'Cause it was so strange. -It's fine. Hi, there. 1159 01:00:28,378 --> 01:00:30,214 -Lovely day for the beach. -All this happened. That's why-- 1160 01:00:30,672 --> 01:00:32,758 -Fuck. -What? Everything all right? 1161 01:00:32,841 --> 01:00:34,051 Yeah, I just-- I was trying to-- 1162 01:00:34,134 --> 01:00:36,094 -You a friend of Annie's? -Yeah. 1163 01:00:36,178 --> 01:00:38,764 Making some sandcastles with your little boy. 1164 01:00:39,806 --> 01:00:41,016 -This is Duncan. -It was bound to happen. 1165 01:00:41,099 --> 01:00:42,559 -It's so small around here. -I was gonna. 1166 01:00:42,643 --> 01:00:44,269 -We were gonna run in-- She's okay. -Gina's here. 1167 01:00:44,353 --> 01:00:45,229 -I just said-- -So-- 1168 01:00:45,312 --> 01:00:46,355 This is Duncan. 1169 01:00:46,438 --> 01:00:48,357 -We're-- Duncan Thompson. -Yeah, right. 1170 01:00:48,649 --> 01:00:49,691 Tucker Crowe. 1171 01:00:53,195 --> 01:00:54,738 That's what I was trying to tell you. 1172 01:00:56,156 --> 01:00:57,699 I'm Stevie fuckin' Wonder. 1173 01:00:57,783 --> 01:01:00,077 -Yeah, okay. Let's take it easy. -Who do you wanna be? 1174 01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:01,203 Eartha fuckin' Kitt? 1175 01:01:01,620 --> 01:01:02,663 -We're all somebody. -Hey. 1176 01:01:02,746 --> 01:01:04,581 -Just take it easy. -Real fuckin' mature, Annie. 1177 01:01:04,665 --> 01:01:07,251 -I was trying to tell you. -Well, Gina is waiting, so I better-- 1178 01:01:07,918 --> 01:01:10,546 I was trying to explain it to you before you were-- 1179 01:01:11,171 --> 01:01:12,673 -Gina! -I was-- 1180 01:01:13,632 --> 01:01:15,425 -I'm sorry, I was trying to-- -Wow. 1181 01:01:20,472 --> 01:01:23,225 She wants to make a sad spectacle of herself around town 1182 01:01:23,308 --> 01:01:25,853 by hanging out with some guy who's old enough to be her father, 1183 01:01:25,936 --> 01:01:27,145 that's her business. 1184 01:01:27,604 --> 01:01:32,067 But mocking me by dragging Tucker into it is just embarrassing. 1185 01:01:32,317 --> 01:01:34,695 She was obviously just trying to wind you up. 1186 01:01:35,028 --> 01:01:37,573 I know for a fact that there is no son. 1187 01:01:37,656 --> 01:01:40,367 There were rumours of a daughter with a Swedish princess 1188 01:01:40,450 --> 01:01:42,119 or potentially her cousin. 1189 01:01:42,452 --> 01:01:44,496 But there's zero online chatter of a son. 1190 01:01:44,580 --> 01:01:46,790 -Did it look like Tucker Crowe? -No! 1191 01:01:47,791 --> 01:01:48,876 God, no. 1192 01:01:59,803 --> 01:02:00,637 Not entirely. 1193 01:02:04,016 --> 01:02:04,975 Fuck. 1194 01:02:07,561 --> 01:02:09,605 Gonna have a shower. Shit. 1195 01:02:31,376 --> 01:02:35,172 "Tumours the size of an apple or an egg or a pest-boil. 1196 01:02:36,340 --> 01:02:39,134 Thus, did the plague rage in Avignon for six or eight weeks, 1197 01:02:39,218 --> 01:02:41,845 and the breath of the sick, who expectorated blood--" 1198 01:02:42,179 --> 01:02:44,181 -I'm not sure about this. -Come on. 1199 01:02:44,765 --> 01:02:46,266 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 1200 01:02:46,350 --> 01:02:47,392 Are you enjoying it? 1201 01:02:49,061 --> 01:02:50,687 "It was not till towards the close of the plague 1202 01:02:50,771 --> 01:02:54,441 that they ventured to open, by incision, these hard and dry boils. 1203 01:02:54,525 --> 01:02:56,318 When matter flowed from them, the--" 1204 01:02:56,401 --> 01:02:57,361 I think that's enough. 1205 01:02:57,444 --> 01:02:58,654 What are boils? 1206 01:02:59,071 --> 01:03:00,030 -It's a type of pimple. -Hey, buddy. 1207 01:03:00,113 --> 01:03:01,823 Don't worry about boils, okay? 1208 01:03:01,907 --> 01:03:03,951 Out by the couch, we got a white bag with some seashells in it. 1209 01:03:04,034 --> 01:03:05,369 Then we get the paints and we'll paint 'em. 1210 01:03:05,911 --> 01:03:08,038 -Sound good? -Fine. 1211 01:03:10,707 --> 01:03:11,917 I'm so sorry. 1212 01:03:12,376 --> 01:03:15,546 I really don't have anything, like, fun for kids in the house. 1213 01:03:15,629 --> 01:03:17,130 You're great with him. 1214 01:03:17,756 --> 01:03:19,383 What about just having one by yourself? 1215 01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,011 I wouldn't know where to start. 1216 01:03:23,095 --> 01:03:25,347 I think you could figure out where to start. 1217 01:03:27,641 --> 01:03:29,893 Yeah. Mr Family Planner. 1218 01:03:30,602 --> 01:03:31,478 Yeah. 1219 01:03:32,229 --> 01:03:33,814 Probably shouldn't take advice from me. 1220 01:03:34,439 --> 01:03:36,441 Can I ask you, what's the deal with Grace? 1221 01:03:39,069 --> 01:03:40,028 What do you mean? 1222 01:03:40,529 --> 01:03:42,656 Like, why does her name bother you and the others don't? 1223 01:03:42,739 --> 01:03:43,866 It doesn't bother me. 1224 01:03:43,949 --> 01:03:45,075 I've-- 1225 01:03:46,285 --> 01:03:47,202 I've never even met her. 1226 01:03:47,703 --> 01:03:48,787 How is that possible? 1227 01:03:49,371 --> 01:03:51,290 Well, there's something there. 1228 01:03:51,832 --> 01:03:52,875 You're ducking the question. 1229 01:03:52,958 --> 01:03:55,335 No, no, no, I'm not. There's someone behind you. 1230 01:03:55,419 --> 01:03:56,503 Out the window. 1231 01:04:01,091 --> 01:04:02,301 Oh, my God. 1232 01:04:11,518 --> 01:04:12,936 Would you like to come in? 1233 01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:16,523 Yes, please. 1234 01:04:18,817 --> 01:04:19,693 Hello, again. 1235 01:04:20,277 --> 01:04:21,445 Hey, there. 1236 01:04:25,991 --> 01:04:29,036 There's a possibility that maybe I owe you an apology. 1237 01:04:29,578 --> 01:04:30,871 Well, when will you know for sure? 1238 01:04:33,790 --> 01:04:36,668 It occurs to me that there's no reason 1239 01:04:36,752 --> 01:04:39,755 for you to claim that you are he... 1240 01:04:40,714 --> 01:04:41,798 if you are not... 1241 01:04:42,716 --> 01:04:43,550 he. 1242 01:04:44,051 --> 01:04:46,094 -Well, that's a start. -It's just-- 1243 01:04:46,595 --> 01:04:48,013 I can't be certain. 1244 01:04:48,597 --> 01:04:50,933 -You know. -Well, I have a passport. 1245 01:04:51,433 --> 01:04:52,559 Well, that would be super. 1246 01:04:56,146 --> 01:04:57,022 Okay. 1247 01:05:04,112 --> 01:05:05,113 America. 1248 01:05:14,081 --> 01:05:15,082 Really? 1249 01:05:16,834 --> 01:05:18,836 Yes. Well, all of this seems to be in order. 1250 01:05:19,086 --> 01:05:20,045 Oh, thank God. 1251 01:05:20,379 --> 01:05:21,588 -Duncan-- -That sounded-- 1252 01:05:21,672 --> 01:05:24,299 That sounded a little officious. 1253 01:05:25,884 --> 01:05:27,719 Why don't you come and join us for dinner? 1254 01:05:27,803 --> 01:05:28,887 Yeah, man. Join us. 1255 01:05:28,971 --> 01:05:30,931 -Hang out. -Yeah, yeah. 1256 01:05:31,473 --> 01:05:32,474 -I'd like that. -Great. 1257 01:05:32,558 --> 01:05:33,559 Yeah. 1258 01:05:34,268 --> 01:05:38,730 So for instance, I'm developing a course on 1970s independent American cinema 1259 01:05:38,814 --> 01:05:40,357 and the novels of Nathanael West. 1260 01:05:40,607 --> 01:05:42,442 Day of the Locust? Miss Lonelyhearts? I love that. 1261 01:05:42,526 --> 01:05:43,819 -That's right. -Yeah. 1262 01:05:43,902 --> 01:05:46,154 And so what brings you to England, young man? 1263 01:05:46,238 --> 01:05:47,656 My sister had a baby. 1264 01:05:48,323 --> 01:05:50,075 Oh, well. 1265 01:05:50,617 --> 01:05:51,952 Congratulations, Unc. 1266 01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:54,746 -Do you have other sisters and brothers? -Duncan. 1267 01:05:54,830 --> 01:05:55,831 -It's fine, it's fine. -What? 1268 01:05:55,914 --> 01:05:56,790 -But-- -I'm just-- 1269 01:05:56,874 --> 01:05:58,166 It's okay. Tell him. 1270 01:05:58,876 --> 01:05:59,835 Three. 1271 01:06:00,127 --> 01:06:01,295 Or do I have four? 1272 01:06:01,670 --> 01:06:02,713 I have four, right? 1273 01:06:03,088 --> 01:06:05,424 They don't live with me. They have different moms. 1274 01:06:05,507 --> 01:06:09,094 And not one of them is a member of the Swedish royal family. 1275 01:06:10,596 --> 01:06:14,474 Yeah, no. I was always sceptical about that particular theory. 1276 01:06:14,558 --> 01:06:16,268 Well, the exhibition is coming along nicely. 1277 01:06:16,351 --> 01:06:17,561 -That's great. -Yeah. 1278 01:06:17,644 --> 01:06:19,271 -You nervous? -A little bit. 1279 01:06:19,354 --> 01:06:22,482 I'm sure Annie's told you, but I am a great admirer of your work, so-- 1280 01:06:22,566 --> 01:06:23,984 -Cool. -Opening is Tuesday night. 1281 01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:25,360 You're all invited. You too, Jackson. 1282 01:06:25,444 --> 01:06:27,529 I don't think that I would be overstating the case 1283 01:06:27,613 --> 01:06:30,616 to suggest that I am something of a world expert. 1284 01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:34,453 -Stop. Take it easy. -A world expert is-- 1285 01:06:34,703 --> 01:06:36,455 No, I've read your stuff. It's-- 1286 01:06:38,081 --> 01:06:39,333 Okay. 1287 01:06:40,417 --> 01:06:43,420 Wow. You can tell me where I've gone wrong. 1288 01:06:43,879 --> 01:06:45,005 I wouldn't know where to start. 1289 01:06:45,923 --> 01:06:47,633 I understand why you'd say that, 1290 01:06:47,716 --> 01:06:49,593 but I do actually know quite a lot about you. 1291 01:06:49,676 --> 01:06:50,636 Really? 1292 01:06:51,303 --> 01:06:52,179 Wow, okay. 1293 01:06:52,471 --> 01:06:53,847 -Okay, let me think of something. -Oh, no. 1294 01:06:53,931 --> 01:06:55,140 You don't have to give an example. 1295 01:06:55,224 --> 01:07:00,437 I know, for example, that on the chorus of "Lies You Breathe," 1296 01:07:00,896 --> 01:07:03,190 that entire chorus was lifted from an answering machine message 1297 01:07:03,273 --> 01:07:06,193 left for Julie by her ex-boyfriend, Michael Posey. 1298 01:07:06,276 --> 01:07:07,778 I don't remember those lyrics, so I don't know. 1299 01:07:07,861 --> 01:07:10,364 It was during your honeymoon phase of 1300 01:07:11,990 --> 01:07:14,535 We don't need that. He's just a fan. 1301 01:07:14,618 --> 01:07:17,412 -He's harmless, I promise you. -All right. It's just-- Michael Posey? 1302 01:07:17,496 --> 01:07:19,331 -How would you-- -Is it still raw? 1303 01:07:19,998 --> 01:07:21,166 Is what still raw? 1304 01:07:21,917 --> 01:07:24,294 The whole affaire Julie Beatty. 1305 01:07:24,378 --> 01:07:25,629 -Duncan, just stop. -Dude, you gotta drop it. 1306 01:07:25,712 --> 01:07:27,130 -That's too personal. -It was a long time ago. 1307 01:07:27,214 --> 01:07:29,216 -It's too personal. -Is it? Okay. 1308 01:07:29,299 --> 01:07:30,467 -I'm sorry. -That's too far. 1309 01:07:30,551 --> 01:07:33,262 You're right. I'm sorry. I know the whole thing left you shattered. 1310 01:07:34,221 --> 01:07:37,182 And I just want you to know that from that death 1311 01:07:37,266 --> 01:07:40,143 was born a seminal masterwork. 1312 01:07:40,227 --> 01:07:43,355 -Oh, God. A masterwork? -I don't use that word lightly, sir. 1313 01:07:43,438 --> 01:07:45,482 All right, buddy. I was being really nice, okay? 1314 01:07:45,566 --> 01:07:48,819 But it's clear that you don't know shit. I'm sorry. 1315 01:07:49,236 --> 01:07:50,487 We just have to agree to disagree. 1316 01:07:50,571 --> 01:07:53,282 Hey, am I a fan? Guilty as charged. 1317 01:07:53,365 --> 01:07:54,408 Yeah, okay. 1318 01:07:54,491 --> 01:07:57,619 Am I a little overzealous in my quest for the truth? 1319 01:07:57,703 --> 01:08:02,833 The truth. Listen, man, if you can't realise that Juliet is a piece of shit... 1320 01:08:02,916 --> 01:08:04,418 -Don't say that. -Okay, yeah. 1321 01:08:04,501 --> 01:08:05,669 -It is, buddy. -You don't mean that. 1322 01:08:05,752 --> 01:08:07,212 ...you don't have any relationship to the truth. 1323 01:08:07,296 --> 01:08:09,923 I'm not the only one who thinks that you are a genius. 1324 01:08:10,007 --> 01:08:11,091 A genius? 1325 01:08:11,425 --> 01:08:16,095 Fine. Maybe my review of your demos wasn't exactly correct. 1326 01:08:16,430 --> 01:08:17,890 But that original album-- 1327 01:08:17,973 --> 01:08:21,100 Tucker, do you have any idea how much that touches us? 1328 01:08:21,185 --> 01:08:23,187 How much that has meant to me my whole life? 1329 01:08:23,270 --> 01:08:24,938 The honesty in your words through that whole-- 1330 01:08:25,022 --> 01:08:28,317 Would you stop? It's not worth the effort. 1331 01:08:34,113 --> 01:08:35,240 It is to me. 1332 01:08:38,327 --> 01:08:39,703 No, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna-- 1333 01:08:39,786 --> 01:08:41,162 This feels like a mistake. 1334 01:08:44,124 --> 01:08:45,792 Just one final thing. 1335 01:08:46,335 --> 01:08:47,627 I think that people like you, 1336 01:08:47,711 --> 01:08:49,755 people with real talent, 1337 01:08:50,087 --> 01:08:53,050 you don't value it because it comes naturally to you. 1338 01:08:53,716 --> 01:08:55,719 And we never value things that we-- 1339 01:08:58,221 --> 01:08:59,180 that come easily. 1340 01:09:00,015 --> 01:09:03,977 But I value that album more than maybe anything I've ever heard. 1341 01:09:04,353 --> 01:09:05,687 Not because it's perfect. 1342 01:09:06,104 --> 01:09:07,856 But because of what it means to me. 1343 01:09:08,732 --> 01:09:11,401 Ultimately, I don't give a shit what it means to you. 1344 01:09:11,984 --> 01:09:14,196 Art isn't for the artist. 1345 01:09:14,613 --> 01:09:17,823 No more than water is for the bloody plumber. 1346 01:09:18,951 --> 01:09:20,160 But thank you. 1347 01:09:20,827 --> 01:09:22,996 I really, really enjoyed it. 1348 01:09:42,890 --> 01:09:45,185 Last time I played a show, I didn't even finish it. 1349 01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:47,479 And I-- 1350 01:09:48,104 --> 01:09:49,814 I was at this club called The Pit. 1351 01:09:50,189 --> 01:09:53,193 And in between sets, I went to the bathroom. 1352 01:09:54,403 --> 01:09:55,362 And then... 1353 01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:58,240 my ex walks in the door. 1354 01:09:58,740 --> 01:09:59,783 Julie. 1355 01:09:59,867 --> 01:10:01,451 And she's holding this baby. 1356 01:10:04,955 --> 01:10:05,873 And I-- 1357 01:10:06,373 --> 01:10:08,375 And I acted all confused, 1358 01:10:08,458 --> 01:10:10,544 as if after we broke up, a million people hadn't called 1359 01:10:10,627 --> 01:10:13,172 and told me that she was pregnant, you know? 1360 01:10:13,839 --> 01:10:17,718 As if her brother hadn't cursed me out the day the child was born. 1361 01:10:18,177 --> 01:10:20,846 But she-- She held out this little girl 1362 01:10:21,388 --> 01:10:23,515 and said, you know, "Don't you even wanna look at her?" 1363 01:10:25,100 --> 01:10:26,059 Grace. 1364 01:10:26,476 --> 01:10:28,020 Yeah, Grace. 1365 01:10:31,732 --> 01:10:32,983 And I looked at her... 1366 01:10:35,194 --> 01:10:37,779 and then Julie said something, you know, that I didn't hear. 1367 01:10:37,863 --> 01:10:40,824 Like, she said-- She said something about a baby bottle 1368 01:10:40,908 --> 01:10:42,868 or she forgot her bag or some-- 1369 01:10:43,785 --> 01:10:47,372 I thought that she was abandoning the child with me, you know? 1370 01:10:47,456 --> 01:10:48,874 And I just panicked. 1371 01:10:49,875 --> 01:10:52,377 And I wanted to follow after her, but I-- 1372 01:10:53,253 --> 01:10:56,757 I didn't think that I could walk out into this club with this baby, you know? 1373 01:10:57,674 --> 01:10:59,426 And it's all these people out there. 1374 01:11:02,054 --> 01:11:05,766 So I-- I set Grace down. 1375 01:11:12,231 --> 01:11:13,607 And then I walked out. 1376 01:11:15,025 --> 01:11:18,946 I went into the parking lot, and I could hear everybody calling for me, but I-- 1377 01:11:21,490 --> 01:11:23,033 And then I didn't go back. 1378 01:11:23,951 --> 01:11:26,787 And then I couldn't play any of those songs any more. 1379 01:11:26,870 --> 01:11:28,163 You know, after that, I just-- 1380 01:11:28,747 --> 01:11:33,210 I couldn't play these insipid, self-pitying songs... 1381 01:11:33,752 --> 01:11:35,504 about Julie breaking my heart, you know? 1382 01:11:35,587 --> 01:11:36,672 They were a joke. 1383 01:11:38,465 --> 01:11:41,218 And before I know it, a couple decades have gone by, 1384 01:11:41,301 --> 01:11:42,928 and some doctor hands me-- 1385 01:11:44,721 --> 01:11:46,014 hands me Jackson. 1386 01:11:48,684 --> 01:11:50,018 And I hold him, you know? 1387 01:11:50,102 --> 01:11:51,061 And I look at him. 1388 01:11:51,812 --> 01:11:53,897 And I know that this boy... 1389 01:11:54,940 --> 01:11:56,316 is my last chance. 1390 01:11:58,485 --> 01:12:00,696 That's a lot of pressure for one little guy. 1391 01:12:01,989 --> 01:12:03,740 All the rest of them hate me so much. 1392 01:12:03,824 --> 01:12:05,200 -They don't hate you. -Yeah, they do. 1393 01:12:05,284 --> 01:12:07,119 No, they just-- They're mad at you. 1394 01:12:07,202 --> 01:12:09,037 They're angry. There's a difference. 1395 01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:14,251 Do you know what I would do for a couple of angry kids? 1396 01:12:34,938 --> 01:12:36,565 -Is this Grace? -Speaking. 1397 01:12:37,482 --> 01:12:38,942 This is Tucker Crowe. 1398 01:12:39,943 --> 01:12:40,986 Okay. 1399 01:12:41,778 --> 01:12:43,488 And this is regarding... 1400 01:12:44,198 --> 01:12:45,157 Well... 1401 01:12:45,699 --> 01:12:46,992 I think-- 1402 01:12:47,534 --> 01:12:49,119 Lizzie tracked you down, right? 1403 01:12:49,912 --> 01:12:50,787 Who? 1404 01:12:50,871 --> 01:12:52,039 My other daughter, Lizzie. 1405 01:12:52,873 --> 01:12:55,792 Listen, I'm at work. Is there a reason for this call? 1406 01:12:57,586 --> 01:13:00,714 I'm sorry, did you not get a call from a person named Lizzie? 1407 01:13:01,423 --> 01:13:02,257 I did. 1408 01:13:06,220 --> 01:13:09,389 Listen, I'm sorry for calling you out of the blue, but what-- 1409 01:13:09,473 --> 01:13:11,767 Look, as I said to her, I have a father already. 1410 01:13:14,937 --> 01:13:15,938 Okay. 1411 01:13:16,396 --> 01:13:17,981 Yeah, right. No, I understand. 1412 01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:21,985 It's just, when you say that, 1413 01:13:22,069 --> 01:13:24,863 do you mean biologically or-- 1414 01:13:24,947 --> 01:13:27,074 I'm not sure of the distinction you're making. 1415 01:13:30,536 --> 01:13:31,495 Yeah, right. 1416 01:13:31,828 --> 01:13:32,996 Yeah, right, right. 1417 01:13:33,372 --> 01:13:35,582 Whatever it is you're trying to work out, good luck. 1418 01:13:35,666 --> 01:13:37,960 But it's just not gonna involve me. 1419 01:13:38,961 --> 01:13:39,920 Yes. 1420 01:13:40,295 --> 01:13:41,630 Absolutely. I understand. 1421 01:13:43,632 --> 01:13:44,758 Thank you. 1422 01:14:24,464 --> 01:14:26,341 This exhibit was Mayor Barton's idea. 1423 01:14:26,425 --> 01:14:30,429 Yeah, my concept, yeah. And I... donated the Stones poster. 1424 01:14:30,512 --> 01:14:32,598 -Wow. -But only Bill Wyman signed it. 1425 01:14:32,681 --> 01:14:35,851 The others refused. Mick and Keith walked straight past me. 1426 01:14:35,934 --> 01:14:37,060 -Bloody musicians. -Yeah. 1427 01:14:37,144 --> 01:14:39,271 -Yeah, bloody musicians. -They were probably stoned. 1428 01:14:39,354 --> 01:14:41,565 -Tucker's actually a bloody musician. -I'm retired. 1429 01:14:42,065 --> 01:14:44,776 -He's actually quite a big deal, actually. -In small circles. 1430 01:14:44,860 --> 01:14:46,195 Have I heard of you? Tucker what? 1431 01:14:46,278 --> 01:14:47,237 It's Tucker Crowe. 1432 01:14:47,487 --> 01:14:49,323 -Tucker Crowe? -You have heard of him. 1433 01:14:49,406 --> 01:14:52,242 No, never. But nonetheless, it's an honour to meet you. 1434 01:14:52,326 --> 01:14:54,036 What are you drinking, Tucker Crowe? I'll get you one. 1435 01:14:54,119 --> 01:14:55,829 Don't worry, I'm fine. Glass of water. 1436 01:14:55,913 --> 01:14:58,832 No, no, no. I'm not getting a famous American rock star a glass of water. 1437 01:14:58,916 --> 01:15:00,792 -Red or white? -Look, I'm not that famous, okay? 1438 01:15:00,876 --> 01:15:02,377 And I'm an alcoholic. 1439 01:15:02,461 --> 01:15:03,837 -Well, you'll fit right in. -Yeah. 1440 01:15:03,921 --> 01:15:05,339 I bet you'd love a beer, wouldn't you? 1441 01:15:05,422 --> 01:15:07,090 I bet you'd murder a cold beer. 1442 01:15:07,466 --> 01:15:08,800 -I'll get you one. -Okay. 1443 01:15:10,594 --> 01:15:12,513 -It's all right, it's all right. -I'm gonna get you a water. 1444 01:15:12,596 --> 01:15:14,431 -Appreciate it. -I'm sorry about that. 1445 01:15:14,515 --> 01:15:16,266 No, no, no. This is incredible. 1446 01:15:16,892 --> 01:15:18,936 -Annie, can I borrow you for a second? -Yeah. Are you okay? 1447 01:15:29,863 --> 01:15:31,031 Hey, Annie. 1448 01:15:35,327 --> 01:15:37,579 Edna, I want you to meet Annie. 1449 01:15:37,663 --> 01:15:40,290 And Annie, I want you to meet Edna. 1450 01:15:40,707 --> 01:15:42,709 Oh, my goodness. Is that-- 1451 01:15:42,793 --> 01:15:44,628 -Is that really you? -Yes, that's me. 1452 01:15:44,711 --> 01:15:46,380 I love this photo so much. 1453 01:15:46,672 --> 01:15:49,967 -That's wild. -That's my sister Kathleen. 1454 01:15:50,050 --> 01:15:51,969 -She's passed on now. -I'm so sorry. 1455 01:15:52,052 --> 01:15:56,014 Yeah. And the two fellows, we'd met them earlier on in the summer. 1456 01:15:56,098 --> 01:15:57,391 There's George. 1457 01:15:58,475 --> 01:16:00,060 He was a fast worker. 1458 01:16:00,143 --> 01:16:01,478 But he wanted a bit of fun. 1459 01:16:02,187 --> 01:16:03,480 I wish I did, too. 1460 01:16:03,772 --> 01:16:05,065 But I fought him off. 1461 01:16:05,649 --> 01:16:09,570 I thought, "Edna, you can never go wrong not doing something." 1462 01:16:10,112 --> 01:16:12,281 It's things that you do that get you into trouble. 1463 01:16:14,157 --> 01:16:15,868 And here I am, 84 years old, 1464 01:16:15,951 --> 01:16:18,203 and I've never been in trouble in my whole bloody life. 1465 01:16:18,579 --> 01:16:19,705 Goddam it. 1466 01:16:21,707 --> 01:16:22,708 Oh, well. 1467 01:16:23,250 --> 01:16:24,501 It's a lovely exhibition. 1468 01:16:25,544 --> 01:16:26,628 Thanks. 1469 01:16:32,593 --> 01:16:35,762 Tucker, I was-- Actually, don't worry. 1470 01:16:35,846 --> 01:16:37,264 -It's silly. -What is it? What? 1471 01:16:38,849 --> 01:16:40,309 I was wondering if you would be-- 1472 01:16:41,518 --> 01:16:43,103 if you'd be interested-- 1473 01:16:43,687 --> 01:16:45,981 -Yeah, what do you mean? -I'm sorry. In me. 1474 01:16:46,690 --> 01:16:48,775 In you-- In you-- What? How? 1475 01:16:49,568 --> 01:16:51,361 I mean, I suppose... 1476 01:16:53,989 --> 01:16:54,990 Sexually. 1477 01:16:58,577 --> 01:17:00,704 What, you mean, like, here? Like right now? 1478 01:17:00,787 --> 01:17:03,665 Oh, no, no. I meant the-- 1479 01:17:04,625 --> 01:17:06,919 -In the future. Later. -What? Yes, definitely. 1480 01:17:07,002 --> 01:17:08,587 I'm very-- I'm extremely interested. 1481 01:17:08,670 --> 01:17:11,048 Great. 'Cause I just wanted to broach the subject with you. 1482 01:17:11,131 --> 01:17:12,174 -And I wasn't sure. -I mean, for the record, 1483 01:17:12,257 --> 01:17:15,093 I would've probably been a little more assertive. 1484 01:17:15,177 --> 01:17:16,970 My confidence has taken a hit. 1485 01:17:17,054 --> 01:17:18,430 The old heart. Like, I'm not exactly sure-- 1486 01:17:18,514 --> 01:17:20,098 Actually, I don't wanna be presumptuous, 1487 01:17:20,182 --> 01:17:24,436 but I did look up that side of things on the Internet. 1488 01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:25,812 -You did? -Yeah. 1489 01:17:26,230 --> 01:17:27,189 Wow, what did it say? 1490 01:17:27,272 --> 01:17:29,149 Do you get breathless going up the stairs? 1491 01:17:29,233 --> 01:17:30,317 No. Not at all. 1492 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:32,819 I think the thing is, I have to do most of the work. 1493 01:17:32,903 --> 01:17:34,571 That's the way I've always done it. 1494 01:17:35,656 --> 01:17:40,035 Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to take a break... 1495 01:17:40,744 --> 01:17:45,290 from the pre-recorded portion of our musical journey back to 1964. 1496 01:17:46,458 --> 01:17:49,002 Fortunately, we have with us today 1497 01:17:49,086 --> 01:17:54,299 one of the most famous American recording artists from that era. 1498 01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:58,345 He's come to Sandcliff especially to visit our exhibition. 1499 01:17:58,762 --> 01:18:00,931 And he's an alcoholic. 1500 01:18:01,557 --> 01:18:02,599 Join the club, mate. 1501 01:18:02,683 --> 01:18:06,478 -I'm sorry. I didn't put him up to this. -And it's my very great honour-- 1502 01:18:06,562 --> 01:18:08,814 Terry, this is really-- Tucker's not playing tonight. 1503 01:18:08,897 --> 01:18:10,274 You see, the jukebox has conked out. 1504 01:18:10,357 --> 01:18:12,067 Terry, this is not what Tucker's here for. 1505 01:18:12,150 --> 01:18:14,236 It's a great, great honour 1506 01:18:14,319 --> 01:18:17,447 to introduce the multiple Grammy Award-winning... 1507 01:18:17,531 --> 01:18:21,034 member of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, 1508 01:18:21,743 --> 01:18:23,120 Tucker Crew! 1509 01:18:25,205 --> 01:18:26,665 Tucker Crowe, actually. 1510 01:18:27,332 --> 01:18:30,127 I am so sorry. You don't have to do this, by the way. 1511 01:18:30,210 --> 01:18:32,671 -That's all right. I'll do it. -I didn't put him up to it. I'm so sorry. 1512 01:18:36,383 --> 01:18:37,467 Is this on? 1513 01:18:40,846 --> 01:18:41,680 Wow. 1514 01:18:44,183 --> 01:18:45,184 Yeah. 1515 01:18:47,311 --> 01:18:49,521 For those that care, I haven't won any Grammys 1516 01:18:49,605 --> 01:18:52,107 and I'm not in the Hall of Fame, but I'll accept the-- 1517 01:18:57,029 --> 01:18:59,865 I was in Waterloo Station the other day... 1518 01:19:00,657 --> 01:19:02,075 with a friend of mine. 1519 01:19:02,159 --> 01:19:05,037 And it made me think of a song I love. 1520 01:19:05,579 --> 01:19:08,415 Hey, I didn't write it, but I wish that I did. 1521 01:19:14,379 --> 01:19:15,631 Wow, I'm nervous. 1522 01:21:40,859 --> 01:21:41,944 Daddy? 1523 01:21:43,737 --> 01:21:44,696 Daddy? 1524 01:21:46,365 --> 01:21:47,533 Daddy? 1525 01:21:51,078 --> 01:21:52,246 Daddy? 1526 01:21:53,497 --> 01:21:55,541 Buddy, come on. Time for bed. 1527 01:21:56,458 --> 01:21:58,085 I threw up on the couch. 1528 01:22:00,712 --> 01:22:02,256 Okay, hold-- Hold on. 1529 01:22:02,798 --> 01:22:03,882 Hold on. 1530 01:22:11,098 --> 01:22:14,393 -Oh, no! You poor little thing. -Okay, okay, what is it? 1531 01:22:14,643 --> 01:22:17,312 Oh, jeez. Okay, okay. 1532 01:22:17,396 --> 01:22:18,689 Yeah, yeah. Let's go. Let's go. 1533 01:22:18,772 --> 01:22:21,191 I'm so sorry. What happened? 1534 01:22:21,567 --> 01:22:23,360 -Why don't you just-- Oh, shoot. -You okay? 1535 01:22:23,443 --> 01:22:24,444 Yeah. 1536 01:22:27,197 --> 01:22:28,198 Here you are. 1537 01:22:28,699 --> 01:22:29,658 Thanks. 1538 01:22:30,033 --> 01:22:32,327 A clever cup of tea, as my dad would say. 1539 01:22:34,621 --> 01:22:35,789 Nice. 1540 01:22:37,374 --> 01:22:38,584 Why is it clever? 1541 01:22:39,334 --> 01:22:40,419 'Cause it can cure anything. 1542 01:22:40,502 --> 01:22:42,713 If you got a headache, it goes straight to your head. 1543 01:22:42,796 --> 01:22:45,048 If you got a stomach ache, it goes straight to your stomach. 1544 01:22:46,508 --> 01:22:48,093 What if you have a heart attack? 1545 01:22:49,887 --> 01:22:51,305 It goes straight to your heart. 1546 01:22:56,643 --> 01:22:58,103 When are we going home? 1547 01:22:59,688 --> 01:23:00,647 Soon. 1548 01:23:04,484 --> 01:23:05,861 Can we call Mom? 1549 01:23:08,655 --> 01:23:10,032 You don't even think it's worth a try? 1550 01:23:10,365 --> 01:23:11,783 It's not like that. It's not-- 1551 01:23:12,242 --> 01:23:13,952 -I really want to. -You're breaking my heart. 1552 01:23:14,494 --> 01:23:16,747 -What are we even doing? -We're just getting started, though. 1553 01:23:16,830 --> 01:23:19,416 Jackson has to be with his mother, and you have to be with Jackson. 1554 01:23:19,499 --> 01:23:20,459 I know, but-- 1555 01:23:20,542 --> 01:23:23,378 It's been a wonderful fantasy interlude, Tucker, but you're leaving here. 1556 01:23:23,462 --> 01:23:25,714 Everything's gonna go back to the way it was 1557 01:23:26,089 --> 01:23:28,217 before you were here, except shittier. 1558 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:30,677 So do you see what I mean? 1559 01:23:33,722 --> 01:23:36,808 The best episode, I think, is 155. 1560 01:23:37,768 --> 01:23:39,269 Goku, Vegeta. 1561 01:23:39,645 --> 01:23:41,313 It's a really good show. 1562 01:23:42,481 --> 01:23:44,483 -Is it a cartoon? -Yeah. 1563 01:23:46,109 --> 01:23:48,570 Me and my dad watch it all the time. 1564 01:23:48,654 --> 01:23:50,155 I don't watch it that much. 1565 01:23:51,490 --> 01:23:52,407 Wow. 1566 01:24:10,801 --> 01:24:12,594 -What happened? -Zak split. 1567 01:24:13,095 --> 01:24:14,054 He freaked out. 1568 01:24:14,388 --> 01:24:16,849 Oh, sweetheart. Come here. 1569 01:24:19,518 --> 01:24:20,435 I'm so sorry. 1570 01:24:22,271 --> 01:24:23,605 That didn't take long, did it? 1571 01:24:23,689 --> 01:24:25,440 -Fucking musicians. -Yeah. 1572 01:24:26,149 --> 01:24:27,568 Gimme this little guy. 1573 01:24:28,652 --> 01:24:29,486 I got him. 1574 01:24:31,613 --> 01:24:32,948 That's a good boy. 1575 01:24:36,827 --> 01:24:38,662 -He's pretty handsome, huh? -Yeah. 1576 01:24:40,497 --> 01:24:42,124 Look at the little hands! 1577 01:24:44,418 --> 01:24:46,128 -Hey, Lizzie. -Hi, Annie. 1578 01:24:46,461 --> 01:24:49,339 Congratulations. Oh, my goodness, he's gorgeous. 1579 01:24:49,423 --> 01:24:50,382 Thanks. 1580 01:24:52,467 --> 01:24:54,136 Do you want to come in for a while? 1581 01:24:54,219 --> 01:24:56,221 No, I'm okay. I'm gonna head off, but... 1582 01:24:56,805 --> 01:24:57,764 Thanks. 1583 01:24:58,932 --> 01:25:01,059 -Bye, Annie. -You forgot your bag. 1584 01:25:02,436 --> 01:25:03,604 And your turtle. 1585 01:25:06,857 --> 01:25:07,858 All right. 1586 01:25:08,609 --> 01:25:10,819 -I'm gonna leave you to it. -You sure? 1587 01:25:25,125 --> 01:25:26,251 Thanks for coming... 1588 01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:28,754 Granddad. 1589 01:26:04,414 --> 01:26:05,582 Good morning. 1590 01:26:53,755 --> 01:26:55,716 She's over there. That one, there. 1591 01:26:56,633 --> 01:26:59,011 -I don't see her. -The one with the cute hair. 1592 01:26:59,094 --> 01:27:01,263 -Over there. See the one with the-- -I don't-- 1593 01:27:01,638 --> 01:27:04,016 -The one that was over there. -Right, of course. 1594 01:27:04,099 --> 01:27:05,767 -Yeah. -How could I miss her? 1595 01:27:06,351 --> 01:27:07,895 She's cute, isn't she? Maybe don't stare. 1596 01:27:07,978 --> 01:27:09,897 Sorry. She's really cute. 1597 01:27:09,980 --> 01:27:11,565 -Can you believe she asked me out? -I can't believe it. 1598 01:27:11,648 --> 01:27:13,525 -It's actually amazing, isn't it? -And she's-- 1599 01:27:13,609 --> 01:27:14,985 100% confirmed, yeah. 1600 01:27:15,068 --> 01:27:17,112 She's a gold star, if you know what I mean. 1601 01:27:17,487 --> 01:27:18,947 I don't know what you mean. 1602 01:27:29,333 --> 01:27:31,543 -Hey, Ros. -I know. Hi, Duncan. 1603 01:27:31,627 --> 01:27:33,795 Hey. What a nice surprise. 1604 01:27:34,922 --> 01:27:36,507 Annie, listen to what they're playing. 1605 01:27:37,132 --> 01:27:38,842 Daddy loved this one. Do you remember? 1606 01:27:41,887 --> 01:27:43,805 -Do you mind if I sit down? -No. 1607 01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:52,481 I heard about the job in Bristol. Excited about it? 1608 01:27:53,398 --> 01:27:54,942 I decided I'm not gonna go, actually. 1609 01:27:55,025 --> 01:27:57,110 What? It's a proper university, finally. 1610 01:27:57,194 --> 01:27:58,237 Yeah. 1611 01:27:58,320 --> 01:27:59,905 I've decided that... 1612 01:28:00,906 --> 01:28:02,199 I wanna have kids. 1613 01:28:02,866 --> 01:28:03,951 With you. 1614 01:28:05,452 --> 01:28:06,954 -Duncan. -I want lots of them. 1615 01:28:07,037 --> 01:28:09,081 You can't be serious. You don't even like children. 1616 01:28:09,164 --> 01:28:10,249 You think they're boring. 1617 01:28:10,332 --> 01:28:12,125 Well, I've never met my own. 1618 01:28:12,793 --> 01:28:15,420 I bet they'll be far more interesting than other people's. 1619 01:28:27,975 --> 01:28:30,561 -We broke up for a reason. -A stupid reason. 1620 01:28:31,019 --> 01:28:33,272 Come on, a stupid, really silly reason. A bad reason. 1621 01:28:33,355 --> 01:28:36,733 You slept with somebody else because she had the correct response to an album. 1622 01:28:36,817 --> 01:28:39,570 Which was stupid. This is exactly what I'm saying. 1623 01:28:39,653 --> 01:28:40,696 This was silly. 1624 01:28:40,779 --> 01:28:44,032 I've been pushing my ridiculous shit on you for years. 1625 01:28:44,116 --> 01:28:46,618 You like what you like. It's very important to you. 1626 01:28:46,702 --> 01:28:48,745 That makes you who you are. It's okay. 1627 01:28:48,829 --> 01:28:50,080 I can be someone else. 1628 01:28:50,163 --> 01:28:53,125 You sure this doesn't have something to do with your idol coming along 1629 01:28:53,208 --> 01:28:55,085 and fancying me a little bit? 1630 01:28:55,169 --> 01:28:58,338 -No, God. That's hurtful. -Please. 1631 01:28:58,422 --> 01:29:00,299 Maybe a bit. Maybe a bit. 1632 01:29:01,300 --> 01:29:02,551 Okay, I don't know. 1633 01:29:03,051 --> 01:29:04,303 He opened my eyes. 1634 01:29:05,387 --> 01:29:08,140 But now my opened eyes are looking at you. 1635 01:29:08,807 --> 01:29:10,642 I want you to be happy. 1636 01:29:11,393 --> 01:29:16,899 I am ready for us to be grownups together. 1637 01:29:17,649 --> 01:29:18,901 Isn't that what you want? 1638 01:29:19,693 --> 01:29:22,529 I don't want that any more. I don't. 1639 01:29:24,281 --> 01:29:25,657 I'm sorry, but I don't. 1640 01:29:56,980 --> 01:30:00,526 Dear Tucker, I did receive your emails. 1641 01:30:00,901 --> 01:30:03,028 Congratulations on getting your own place. 1642 01:30:03,111 --> 01:30:05,155 I'm so sorry that I haven't replied sooner. 1643 01:30:05,239 --> 01:30:08,033 I've just been dealing with some really big life decisions. 1644 01:30:10,244 --> 01:30:11,495 I moved to London, 1645 01:30:11,578 --> 01:30:13,580 where I'm housesitting for a friend of a friend. 1646 01:30:13,664 --> 01:30:16,542 And I landed a job at a cool little gallery. 1647 01:30:18,001 --> 01:30:21,463 Somehow the world just suddenly feels alive with possibility. 1648 01:30:23,298 --> 01:30:27,386 I've also been seriously considering having a baby on my own. 1649 01:30:28,762 --> 01:30:31,473 Last week, I finally gathered the nerve to go to a clinic 1650 01:30:31,557 --> 01:30:33,392 and actually start the process. 1651 01:30:33,934 --> 01:30:35,310 It's mental, right? 1652 01:30:35,853 --> 01:30:37,062 Anyway-- 1653 01:30:37,145 --> 01:30:39,314 Nothing's for certain, but whatever happens, I just-- 1654 01:30:39,398 --> 01:30:40,566 I feel I'll be all right. 1655 01:30:42,943 --> 01:30:45,737 I can't believe Lizzie's boy is already a year old. 1656 01:30:46,029 --> 01:30:48,240 She must be thrilled you're coming to visit. 1657 01:30:49,575 --> 01:30:51,952 If you'd like to steal away for a cup of coffee, 1658 01:30:52,035 --> 01:30:53,954 it'd be great to see you and catch up. 1659 01:30:58,250 --> 01:30:59,710 I'd actually love that. 1660 01:31:29,698 --> 01:31:33,202 Hello. Apologies for my prolonged absence. 1661 01:31:33,285 --> 01:31:36,371 I have been working through the news at hand 1662 01:31:36,455 --> 01:31:39,499 and formulating an opinion 1663 01:31:39,583 --> 01:31:43,795 with the care and judiciousness I believe the moment calls for. 1664 01:31:44,296 --> 01:31:47,132 I'm speaking, of course of the fact that Tucker... 1665 01:31:47,799 --> 01:31:49,051 has a new album. 1666 01:31:57,809 --> 01:32:00,187 It's called So Where Was I? 1667 01:32:00,395 --> 01:32:04,358 It's his first release of new material in 25 years. 1668 01:32:05,025 --> 01:32:06,401 What is my verdict? 1669 01:32:06,485 --> 01:32:08,111 Well, to quote another critic, 1670 01:32:08,195 --> 01:32:09,738 what is this shite? 1671 01:32:10,697 --> 01:32:14,785 We have a song about the pleasures of reading in the afternoon. 1672 01:32:14,868 --> 01:32:18,580 We have a song about home-grown green beans. 1673 01:32:18,664 --> 01:32:23,293 There's a little ditty expounding the joys of being a stepfather. 1674 01:32:23,377 --> 01:32:27,339 I mean-- In short, we have a tragedy. 1675 01:32:27,422 --> 01:32:28,841 And there's a drum machine. 1676 01:32:28,924 --> 01:32:31,552 There's a drum machine on a Tucker Crowe album. 1677 01:32:31,635 --> 01:32:33,303 I mean, what the fuck? 1678 01:32:33,387 --> 01:32:37,432 You may ask, as I did, what caused Tucker 1679 01:32:37,516 --> 01:32:42,020 to produce this cloying, bloodless catastrophe. 1680 01:32:42,104 --> 01:32:45,816 Well, reportedly, Tucker has found love. 1681 01:32:46,233 --> 01:32:49,611 And I am here to tell you, my friends, it doesn't suit him.