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(instrumental music)
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(Marley): Come on, let's go.
Come on, kiddo.
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- We're going to have some fun.
- (Cammie): Yeah!
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(Marley): You know I'm the best friend
ever. Now get out of here.
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- (Renee): Have fun.
- We won't be back till after five, so
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- have lots of sex with your husband.
- Marley!
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Hot, steamy, unbridled sex.
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(loud laughing)
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Thank you. You all have fun,
Be good for Marley.
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(Marley): We're gonna be good, Mommy.
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- No sugar.
- Course not.
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- She said no sugar.
- Love you, Mommy.
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Take care.
Have fun with her.
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Make that magic happen!
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- Ready, baby?
- Yes.
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- What are we gonna do today?
- Go get some sugar.
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What?! Sugar?
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(voice over Marley): If you think
this is what I want out of life,
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you know, the whole matrimonial,
maternal fairy tale, you're wrong.
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It's not for me and that's okay,
because this idea
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that you have to fall in love
in order to live happily ever after
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is just not true.
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(Marley): Stanley...
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Stanley...
(snoring)
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you gotta get up, buddy.
I gotta go to work.
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Hey!
(laughs)
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Yeah, good morning.
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Oh, shit.
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# wake up one morning
you realize
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# your life is one big compromise,
stuck in the job #
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I would totally get my brother
to go out with you, if you walk Stanley.
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If I had a brother.
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# feel like the world
is passing you by #
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Stanley!
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# Never done all the things
you would need to try
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# stuck in one place #
-Let's go see Uncle Peter.
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Good boy. Good boy.
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There he is.
Good morning.
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If I didn't have to work,
I'd cuddle with you. Love the undies!
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# What I'm living for
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# You ask yourself
there's got to be something else
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# something more, more, more
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# well, let the sun shine on your face
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# don't let your life go to waste
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# now is the time,
got to make up your mind
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# let it shine on you,
let it shine on you
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# you ask yourself
there's got to be more
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# than what I'm living for,
than what I'm living for
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# you ask yourself
there's got to be something else #
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(bicycle bell ringing):
(Marley): Excuse me.
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# something more, more, more #
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Oh, my God,
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- Here you go,
- Thank you.
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- Wow!
- You need to watch where you're going.
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Hello. Poster child for not mixing
wine with vodka.
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You drank twice as much.
How are you okay?
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- Are you okay?
- Ohhh.
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Are you? Say yes.
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Ohhh!
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- Glad you could join us. Ready?
- I thought you were doing this.
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Okay, why don't we start,
Marley?
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- Good morning.
- Morning,
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I'm sure this town
has been pitching the hell out of you,
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so I won't bother with that.
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But I will tell you
that you'll never be number one
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as long as your customer base
is 82 percent male.
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Yes. Well, women don't buy condoms.
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(Marley laughing)
Not yours.
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Come on, gentlemen.
As I'm sure you're all painfully aware,
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it is women, myself included,
who dictate when, where,
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how, with whom and how many times
we're going to have sex.
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We can't always count on the man
to have condoms lying around.
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So we actually do go buy them
and then we end up in the condom aisle
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with a choice.
So which brand do we buy?
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Do we buy Trojan, whose very name
conjures the essence of
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penetration with protection?
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Or do we choose the one
with the skanky-looking girl,
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with big tits,
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skimpy shorts
and stripper pumps?
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I'll keep this one,
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(champagne popping,
ambient sounds)
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- Hey!
- Yay! Hi, baby.
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She had them and their condoms
wrapped around her little finger.
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- Alright!
- To the youngest, the hottest
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vice president
in the history of advertising.
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(cheering, toasting)
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You should think about
buying a house now.
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Yeah, why take the time
to stop and smell the roses?
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What you need is a big, fat mortgage
like an albatross around your neck.
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Okay, in honour of Marley's
white-trash taste buds we have...
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Mac and cheese pizza?
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You know what I want
for my birthday? Your metabolism.
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I'll trade you my metabolism
for those boobs.
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Throw in that necklace
and you've got a deal.
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Baby, that's a good trade.
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Hey, She's gonna have her own boobs
soon enough.
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Way to keep a secret, Marley.
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- Are you getting implants?
- No.
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- I'm pregnant,
- You're pregnant?
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- Cammie's getting a brother.
- Another one.
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But we're not ruling out
the implant thing.
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- You're disgusting.
- Cheers. To you, Marley.
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To us.
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- Bye, you guys.
- Good luck out there.
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- Congratulations on the new boy.
- May he be happy and healthy.
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- And may he have a huge penis.
- Geez! You are just terrible.
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- Speaking of terrible...
- Speed down.
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- Marley made a booty call.
- Shut up.
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- I'm serious, baby.
- Bye, good night.
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Good night, Doug.
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- Love you.
- Love you.
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Hey, Doug. Wanna come over?
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Oh, you're coming over.
No, you are coming over.
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(Marley moaning and screaming,
Stanley growling)
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(Marley): Oh, my God! Oh!
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(Stanley barking, scratching)
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(Marley): Oh!
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(sighing)
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Mmm, not bad, mister.
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Not bad at all.
(Stanley howling)
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Oh!
(Marley giggling)
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So, does this mean
I actually get to spend the night?
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I mean, I love being the first number
on the booty call list, but...
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Well, second?
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Sure.
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What if I want something more?
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What if I don't?
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Really?
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I thought we made that clear
when we met.
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That's what people say at first,
so no one gets hurt.
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Not me.
(Stanley barking, scratching door)
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Oh! What? Oh, my goodness.
I love you. I love you.
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Real.
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That's not real. Got it?
-Yes.
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Real. Okay?
Not real.
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- Fake.
- Fake.
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Silicon Valley, Got it?
You sure?
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Here's a little something
to celebrate your promotion.
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Thank you, Mommy.
Such a kind mama.
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Okay. Let's see.
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'Congratulations from your best friends
forever. Renee, Thomas and Cammie.'
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Oh, you're so good with words.
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Is this the actual gift, or are you
setting me up with him?
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The idea is: You take him out
and you, um, put a real man in it.
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(Marley laughing)
-What? Like maybe Doug.
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- Who?
- Ohhh.
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Come on.
We all know he wasn't a keeper.
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- Poor Doug.
- No poor Doug.
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- Ohhh.
- Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Could you tell him
that Marley Corbett called?
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Yeah, that'd be great.
Bye, bye.
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Okay, I gotta say something.
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I think this Vice Presidency
is making your tits smaller.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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- Really?
- Hm hum.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Rob.
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- Think Marley's tits are shrinking?
- Like, right now?
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- No, in general.
- Uh, yeah.
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- How are we doing on Coffee Land?
- Great. Our favourite so far.
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'Drink this dark-flavoured spit
and it'll make you shit.'
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- Tell him the others.
- Can't. He has to be across town at 1,
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back here for storyboards at 3
and dinner at 6
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and after dinner we have drinks
with the Home Depot.
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That's why I love this woman.
I love you.
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Jesus. He's running you ragged.
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You look-- not so good.
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- When did you last see a doctor?
- Does Dr Phil count?
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(instrumental music)
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(dropping sounds)
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Ow!
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Shit.
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(door closing)
(Marley): Oh.
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You look familiar.
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- Have we had sex?
- No, um, I'm sorry.
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Never mind.
I was just joking.
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- Marley, I'm Dr Goldstein.
- You're Dr-- Goldstein?
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- Yes, I'm Jewish, from Mexico.
- No. I mean,
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I just expected somebody older,
not so--
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young.
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Take a seat.
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- So, Marley...
- Hmm.
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- What seems to be the problem?
- Not so sure. Hence being here.
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Look up. So you've been experiencing
some weight loss, right?
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- Umm...
- And you had some blood in your stool?
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Yes, I've been experiencing
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some of that bleeding
you're talking about.
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Just lie on your back. I'm gonna
feel around your stomach, okay?
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- Just relax.
- Okay.
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(Marley giggling)
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I'm kind of ticklish,
so don't be a wuss,
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Don't get all feather-fing...
(Marley laughing)
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Ow!
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Okay, Marley,
we're gonna need to run some tests.
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(James Brown music playing)
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- Up! Time.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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- Pens.
- There's still two more seconds left.
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- What are you doing?
- Down. Pens down.
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Is it weird that
I always find the word 'slut'?
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Too bad you only get two points
for 'slut'.
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Whore gets you three points.
(Marley laughing)
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(timer going off)
Time.
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It's pink juice time,
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- Think of it like, like bubble gum urine.
- Yummy! Bottoms up.
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Mmm. Uh mmm.
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(eerie music on TV)
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Isn't this stuff supposed
to clean you out?
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Maybe you didn't do it right.
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How can she not do it right?
She drank it.
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Maybe she drank it too fast,
or, I don't know, too slow.
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(Stanley grunting)
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Ooh! Aw!
Yee-ha-ha.
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(Peter): Let us know
when it starts working.
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(bathroom door slamming)
(Marley): Oh, my God!
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(Stanley whining)
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- Good morning, Marley,
- Oh, really.
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Is it? I'm about to get a huge camera
stuck up my butt.
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So I don't know
if that qualifies as good.
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I just need you to sign this document
which states that you understand
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all the colonoscopy's risks,
which include heavy bleeding, uh,
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infection, perforation, rupture.
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On a scale of one to ten,
one being 'never'
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and ten being 'happens all the time',
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what are the chances of you
rupturing my ass?
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Well, not.
The chances are very slim.
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It's, uh, more procedural.
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Good, well, procedure away,
my friend.
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This is gonna be fun.
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Would you mind rolling
onto your left side, please.
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(cheerful instrumental music)
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(sound of rubber gloves
being put on)
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Thanks.
(sound of air in hose)
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Wait a minute.
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Before we go to whatever base
this is we're going to, um,
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shouldn't I know your first name?
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Julian.
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Julian.
(Marley laughing)
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Julian Goldstein.
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My hero.
(Marley laughing loudly)
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(echo of Marley laughing)
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(instrumental music)
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Where the hell am I?
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00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:38,000
(wind blowing)
245
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:45,200
- Hello, Marley.
- Oh, my God.
246
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,960
Wait a minute, Oh, my God.
I mean...
247
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,280
- Are you God?
- Not really.
248
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,480
This is just the way
you wanted to see me.
249
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:59,520
Well, I love Whoopi,
so that's probably why.
250
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:03,160
Yeah, me too.
Oh, have a seat.
251
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,760
Wow!
252
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,560
- I can't believe this,
- Guess what?
253
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,840
- You're dying.
- I am not dying.
254
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,840
I'm just a little stressed,
that's all.
255
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,160
Marley?
256
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:24,000
You're dying,
but I'm gonna give you three wishes.
257
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,840
Then I want to
258
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,640
- fly.
- Okay. Done.
259
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:36,840
Wait a minute.
This is for real?
260
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:40,600
- I want a million bucks.
- Alright, but I just have to warn you
261
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,760
that that is only gonna be
500,000 after taxes.
262
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:47,680
- Just 'cause I didn't say 'tax free'?
- Even I don't mess with the IRS.
263
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,160
That sucks.
264
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,480
Third wish?
265
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:58,520
Okay. Let me think,
266
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,720
- Tic-toc, baby.
- Don't rush me. Jesus.
267
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,880
- Hey, hey,
- Oh.
268
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,400
- Wow.
- I'm sorry.
269
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,320
- You said it, didn't you?
- Yeah, I did.
270
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,760
Wow.
271
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:17,280
I don't know.
I don't know what I want.
272
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:20,080
You know.
You just don't want to admit it.
273
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:23,840
But I'm pretty sure
that if you give it some thought,
274
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,880
you'll figure it out.
275
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,400
(God): Marley.
276
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,880
(Julian): Marley.
277
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,280
Marley, wake up,
It's over.
278
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,960
What's over?
279
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,120
Where am I?
280
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,840
Where's Whoopi?
281
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,840
The procedure went fine.
282
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,520
We're going to move you
to the recovery room now.
283
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:55,840
I took some biopsies.
We should get results in a few days.
284
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,440
- It's delicious.
- I agree.
285
00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,640
It's crunchy and chewy. Peter,
I'd like to share mine with you.
286
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,560
Here, Pop. I'll go.
(Marley laughing)
287
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,840
(Sarah makes choking sounds)
Hey, behave.
288
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,280
Geez, what the hell?
289
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:13,160
Okay. Alright, alright. I forgot
to cook the noodles first.
290
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,920
- Ohhh.
- There's noodles in this?
291
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,600
(Peter): Do not feed this to Stanley.
Take it.
292
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,600
(Renee): No.
I got all this on my plate.
293
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,640
I have cancer.
(everyone continues laughing)
294
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,120
(sudden silence)
295
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,800
I went to the doctor last week.
Remember?
296
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:32,640
I said I was fine
and that I was just stressed, but
297
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,080
- I'm not.
- What are you talking about?
298
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,440
I have, um,
299
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:41,360
colon cancer.
How does one get that, you might ask.
300
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,640
Because I did,
And, um,
301
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,680
- he said...
- We don't know.
302
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,400
Of course you don't.
303
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,440
Everyone is dying of cancer
these days.
304
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:59,000
Why would you try to figure it out
and put yourself out of a job?
305
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:04,120
I know this is rough, but we need
to talk about what to do next.
306
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:08,440
I'm going to consult with the head
of the oncology department, Dr Sanders.
307
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:12,400
Can, can, can you just take it out,
so I can go on with my life?
308
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,480
No, unfortunately we can't.
309
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,520
It's already spread
throughout the entire colon,
310
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,160
making surgery impossible
at this point.
311
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,360
And this other guy
would have a better idea?
312
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,800
Dr Sanders, yes.
313
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:30,760
He's one of the best in the country
for-- late stage cancers.
314
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,800
Marley,
at this point you only have two options.
315
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,560
Either you start treatment immediately,
or you'll die.
316
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,640
Ah.
317
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,760
Okay Dr G., I'm gonna give you
a little free advice.
318
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,280
Don't use the 'D' word.
It's a bit of a downer.
319
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,480
And if you're trying
to sell me treatment,
320
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:57,880
I would rethink the 'B' option,
because dying isn't an option.
321
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:01,520
Maybe ty something like:
'Try our new and improved chemo,
322
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,200
because the alternative
will leave you breathless.'
323
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:07,760
When your 2:30 walks in here
and you have to tell him that he's dying,
324
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,200
just try it with a little more feeling.
325
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,440
(door slamming)
Anyway-- who wants dessert?
326
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,960
Mom? Hi.
327
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,360
Sorry to call so late.
328
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,080
(sobbing)
329
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,040
Mom, I'm okay.
330
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,840
(blowing nose loudly)
331
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,920
I'll make sure that you
get the best possible treatment.
332
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,840
- I don't care how much it costs.
- You're going to buy her a new colon?
333
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,520
I will not have
a money discussion.
334
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,840
The gloves are coming off.
335
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,320
Money is the only thing
you can talk about.
336
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:08,800
Marley needs our love and support.
At least pretend to be here for her.
337
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,800
I don't have to pretend.
That's your department.
338
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,720
I'm so glad we got together.
339
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,520
So what did you tell Rob?
340
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:26,800
- That I have mono.
- Right.
341
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,360
And I'm working from home.
342
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,680
I don't want anybody
from work knowing.
343
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:34,640
I got it.
Your butt is your business.
344
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,200
Huh? Huh?
345
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,920
- My Dad flew out this morning.
- Is your Mom happy?
346
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,080
So much so she's celebrating
by moving here.
347
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:46,320
We must warn the populace.
Marley's Mom is descending.
348
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,120
# it could be ten but then again
349
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:52,520
# I can't remember half an hour
since a quarter to four
350
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,400
# throw on your clothes,
the second side of Surfer Rosa
351
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:59,360
# and you leave me with my jaw below
Hey hey
352
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,440
#just when you think
you're in control
353
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,720
#just when you think
you've got a hold
354
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,440
#just when you think
you get on a roll
355
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,120
# here it goes, here it goes,
here it goes again #
356
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:14,640
- (Radio DJ): I'll take caller 97...
- Get the phone.
357
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,560
- to win a prize in our contest
- What?
358
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,720
- Quick, Marley.
- (DJ): Code 9797.
359
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,640
- Go on! 9797.
- I got it.
360
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,160
(Sarah): Okay!
361
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:29,840
-Hello? Who's this?
-Marley Corbett. Did I win?
362
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,000
-You're caller 97! Congratu1ations.
-Oh, my God.
363
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,000
-You've just won!
-What did I win?
364
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:41,080
You won a free day of hang gliding
where you'll learn how to fly!
365
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:45,320
(Sarah): Oh, my God. Thank you.
366
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,960
- Hey, how you doing?
- Not too good.
367
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,080
Yo, J. G.
368
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,840
- Hi.
- How's it hanging?
369
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,320
Um-- good.
370
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,480
You here
to work on your bedside manner?
371
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:18,160
- No. Checking on some test results.
- Ah. Of course.
372
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,200
- Are you on your own?
- Why? Want to keep me company?
373
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,800
Yeah.
374
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:32,160
- How do you feel?
- To be honest, I could use a good laugh.
375
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,640
- Want me to tell you a joke?
- I'd prefer someone funny.
376
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,520
Alright. What? Go.
377
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:45,320
Okay, um, there's this guy that...
378
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,120
No-- It doesn't work,
379
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,960
It doesn't work,
because you just put me on the spot.
380
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,200
Did you hear about the medical student
381
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,200
who interrupted the proctologist
during a lecture?
382
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:59,120
He said: "Excuse me, sir, um,
383
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,640
uh-- is that a rectal thermometer
behind your ear?"
384
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:07,560
The proctologist touched behind his ear
and said: "Oh, shit!
385
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,320
Some asshole stole my pen."
386
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,720
You can use that one.
I've got so many more.
387
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,160
- You know, it's okay to feel nervous.
- I'm not.
388
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,400
Not really.
389
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,720
- I just..
- (Nurse): Marley Corbett?
390
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,000
- Wish me luck.
- You don't need it.
391
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,200
- You'll do great.
- Yes!
392
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,240
What are you doing here?
393
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,560
(Marley sighing)
Just getting caught up.
394
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,240
It's Saturday. Go home.
395
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:58,000
- You look like shit.
- Mono's only moderately contagious.
396
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,720
- It's so nice not having you around.
- Yeah.
397
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,280
By the way:
I licked all the water bottles.
398
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:04,920
(makes licking sounds)
399
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,240
Good afternoon.
400
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,440
(ambient sounds)
401
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,880
- Ummm.
- Hey! Oooh.
402
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:18,600
You. Hi. Wow.
403
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:22,160
Yeah, my belly button is in
a different zip code than the rest of me.
404
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,800
It just pops.
405
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,400
- How was the appointment?
- Oh, good.
406
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:30,640
My doctor says that
everything is good. Thank God.
407
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,280
- I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
408
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:40,120
'Cause I bet my doctor
is way cuter than your doctor.
409
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:44,560
Marley! Please tell me
you're not flirting with your doctor.
410
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,600
- So what if I am?
- Never mind.
411
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,720
- Say what you're gonna say.
- No, I...
412
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,960
Why do I feel like I'm more concerned
about this than you are?
413
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:57,880
Shouldn't you focus on getting cured
rather than getting laid?
414
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,960
Can't I do both?
415
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:04,200
Could you just for once
not treat everything like it was a joke?
416
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,560
(Marley sighing)
417
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,560
Hey, sleepy monster,
do you want to go for a walk?
418
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,280
(Stanley grunting)
419
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,200
You need to go for a walk.
420
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:29,280
(Stanley grunting)
421
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:32,680
Fine.
422
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,360
Mommy's going for a walk.
423
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,560
(instrumental intro to song)
424
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:46,800
# you never know
when time stops hanging out
425
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,960
# and your friends
stop coming 'round
426
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:59,000
# money comes
and money goes
427
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,440
# it happens all the time
428
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:10,840
# the sky will never give up on me
429
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:17,120
# and the moon will always shine
at night
430
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:23,280
# and old Mississippi River
just keeps on winding
431
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:29,480
# it lets me know
it's gonna be alright
432
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,800
# I gotta learn
to trust somebody
433
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,120
# need to let someone in
Yes, I do
434
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:48,000
# I wanna fly
but I keep falling down
435
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:52,840
# please you all
help me get up again
436
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:59,600
# why must I hide
behind the make-up of a fool? #
437
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,160
(crowd clapping and cheering)
438
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,680
- Hi.
- What do you think?
439
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,720
It's good. I like it.
440
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,120
Plus, I learned from those ladies
over there,
441
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,280
what do you call a jazz musician
without a girlfriend?
442
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:33,040
- Here we go. What?
- He doesn't have a home.
443
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,520
(Marley laughing)
444
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,160
It's 'homeless'.
445
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,960
But 'A' for effort.
446
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,720
(jazz music)
447
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:52,840
- So that was incredible.
- He's been performing since he was 8.
448
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,480
- Wow!
- So, what are you doing now?
449
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,160
Want to get
something to eat with me?
450
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:05,000
- Like, gefilte fish tacos, perhaps.
- No, I can't stay. I'd love to,
451
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,960
but it's not doctor protocol
to hang around with a patient.
452
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,360
Well, I won't say anything
if you don't.
453
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,920
I'm really fun.
454
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,600
How can I say no to that, right?
455
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,600
Do you mind if I ask you
a personal question?
456
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,480
- No.
- Why do you not have a girlfriend?
457
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:39,680
- Is it that obvious?
- Oh, yeah. Yup.
458
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:43,680
- I practically live at the hospital.
- Not much of a life.
459
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,400
Actually, Dr Sanders
called me to work here
460
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:50,800
out of more than 2000 applicants.
I can't sacrifice that for a personal life.
461
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,800
Uh-uh.
462
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,680
I guess I'm more of a
cake-and-eat-it-too kind of girl.
463
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:57,800
- Oh, yeah?
- Hm.
464
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,240
Then why aren't you
in a relationship?
465
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,520
Because I don't need to be in one
to have a personal life.
466
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,520
- You're not answering the question.
- Well,
467
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:10,600
read about it in my next book:
'Why relationships suck ass.'
468
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:14,160
You know, I've never met anyone
that talks so much
469
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,760
and says nothing at the same time.
470
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,160
Okay, Fine.
471
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,440
That was so...
(Marley laughing)
472
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,640
This is me.
473
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:38,000
And-- that's me over there.
474
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,040
Good night, Dr G.
475
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,600
Good night.
476
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,360
(stomping sounds)
477
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:55,640
I'm making you
a nice, big, juicy steak.
478
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:59,600
Ma! I've been a vegetarian
for 12 years.
479
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,560
Well, you need some protein.
480
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:05,800
Mm-hmm.
481
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,200
By the way, your father called again.
482
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:14,080
(nasally) He said he was going to do
his best to make it out here.
483
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,360
Blah, blah, blah.
(meat sizzling)
484
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,760
I don't know why you didn't have
your friend Sarah watch the dog.
485
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,680
Then I could stay here with you.
486
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,480
Strike one.
Wanna try for two?
487
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,280
Well, I can't control my allergies.
488
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,320
Or her complaining.
489
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,280
(Beverley sniffing)
I heard that.
490
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,920
I just wanna help.
Tell me what to do.
491
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,960
Mom, you're here. That's enough.
492
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,360
Would you go to a nutritionist
if I could arrange it?
493
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,280
- Mom!
- Everybody,
494
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:48,400
- swears by this macrobiotic diet.
- I don't want that heely-feely shit.
495
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,400
So just back off.
496
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,600
Oh, this steak is burning.
497
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,600
Go rub some dander on her.
498
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,520
Go.
(Stanley whining)
499
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:09,560
Shoo! Shoo! Call him, Marley.
Call him. That's not funny.
500
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,440
Hi, Dr Sanders. Marley.
501
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,880
Have a seat.
502
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,440
- Is anyone joining you? Mother?
- Trust me,
503
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,480
neither of us wants her here.
504
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,640
(door closing)
505
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,360
- Hi.
- Uh-oh.
506
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,120
Two against one.
This can't be good.
507
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:36,800
Marley, I'm sorry I have to say this,
but there's been no improvement.
508
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,840
-Wait. What are you saying?
509
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,920
The chemo hasn't worked
as we had hoped.
510
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,240
And the tumours
have continued to grow.
511
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,640
What now?
What...
512
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:53,880
There is one particular clinical trial
that's had some success.
513
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:58,520
Although, typically with patients
who had better result from chemo.
514
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,800
Success like people cured?
515
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,240
- Yeah.
- What is it?
516
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:08,240
It's a series of treatments
two times a week.
517
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,240
It's injected into the amected areas.
518
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:15,040
The objective is to stop or slow down
the growth of the cancerous cells.
519
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,160
It's an option.
520
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:20,320
But you need to be aware that
the side effects are very extreme.
521
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,480
There are no guarantees.
522
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,840
Of course.
523
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,040
We have to do it.
524
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,320
So you're going to be a guinea pig?
525
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,240
It's not an experiment.
It's a clinical trial.
526
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,320
What do you know about this trial?
What are the success rates?
527
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,800
-He said they're pretty good.
-Pretty good?
528
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,280
And that's it? You're going
to do it just off of that?
529
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:52,040
Actually no, I flipped a coin.
Heads do it. Tails drop dead.
530
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,000
Look, I'm just saying
that we need to make sure this is
531
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,160
- the appropriate course of action.
- Excuse me. We?
532
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,640
As in you, Mom and me?
533
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,600
When have you ever been around
to make any important decision?
534
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,600
You know what? I'm not going to have
this conversation with you. I...
535
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,400
(door slamming)
536
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,680
Will she be able to go home today?
537
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:28,240
Depends on how she responds
to the treatment.
538
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:32,200
Ow!
539
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,000
Can I be here
while you do the procedure?
540
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,160
No.
541
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,920
I'm sorry, you cannot.
542
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,600
(monitor beeping)
543
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,520
What if I'm very, very quiet?
544
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,480
(Marley laughing)
545
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:55,360
Sorry, but the concept of my mother
being quiet is incredibly funny.
546
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,080
It is.
547
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:05,280
- (Marley): Am I gonna lose my hair?
- (Doctor): No, your hair will be fine.
548
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:10,080
- (Marley): Ow!
- (Doctor): I'm sorry.
549
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:25,800
"Roses are red, violets are blue,
550
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,400
I've got ass cancer,
551
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,760
now you know too."
552
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,200
Don't you feel guilty for
leaving me all those nasty messages
553
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:39,120
for missing work?
554
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:40,640
Yeah, but I'm...
555
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:45,920
You should have come to me sooner.
Why did you keep it a secret?
556
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,480
Because I didn't want you
to look at me the way you are now.
557
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,760
So, have you filed
with the insurance company?
558
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,360
Well, I'm not footing the bill
out of my salary.
559
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,320
No, I mean life insurance.
560
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:08,520
Look, people recover from cancer
and, um,
561
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:12,240
however much money you need
to make that happen, I want you to have.
562
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:16,960
There's an option in the company policy
that says that anybody who has a
563
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:21,240
Life-threatening illness
564
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,040
- can cash out.
- Meaning how much?
565
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,160
A million dollars.
566
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:29,760
Let me guess. That would be
500,000 dollars after taxes.
567
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,840
(upbeat music)
568
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,360
I think my God will be Gucci.
569
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,600
- Yeah, definitely.
- I think so.
570
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,720
- Oh, I love it.
- You can fight me for it.
571
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,520
I've got a big G for gorgeous.
572
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,280
Cammie goes to college,
or Mommy gets this bag.
573
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,080
(Sarah): Love you.
574
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:54,800
(Peter): Okay.
575
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,960
They're fabulous!
576
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,560
I want you to have these.
577
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,480
Am I making you hot?
578
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,760
What kind of cologne is that?
He was flirting with me.
579
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,080
- (Marley): Oh, boy.
- (Sarah): You're so weird.
580
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,160
Hey.
581
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,440
There's a maternity department upstairs.
Want to check that out?
582
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:30,560
You know-- I'm really tired.
I'm gonna go home and lie down.
583
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:34,000
Um, thank you so much for today.
584
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,720
- I'll call you later. I love you.
- I love you too.
585
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,120
(Sarah): I like that.
586
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:47,000
(Peter): Looks like something
a stripper would wear.
587
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:51,840
- Is everything okay?
- No. It's not okay.
588
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,360
- She's really sick.
- I know.
589
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:58,520
I'm trying so hard to play along,
but I'm terrible at it.
590
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:02,640
And I-- I just don't want
to ruin her day.
591
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,280
That's the last thing I want to do,
so-- bye.
592
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,760
I'll take her home.
593
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,920
- No!
- It would look so nice on you.
594
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:24,400
- Yes, it would. If I was you.
- A simple 'no' would have sufficed.
595
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,920
I don't need no clothes.
This is for you guys.
596
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:30,080
Everything you own
is swimming on you.
597
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:34,520
- The swimming look is in.
- I just want my daughter to look good.
598
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,840
When you look good, you feel good.
599
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,240
I don't need a new wardrobe
to feel good.
600
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:43,000
You also don't need
a negative attitude.
601
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:46,200
You need to wake up and realize
I'm not getting any better.
602
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:48,520
- Can we not do this here.
- No, Seriously!
603
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,720
You always bitch about
how Dad can't confront anything
604
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,720
and here you are
walking around in a haze,
605
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,360
like protein and a designer dress
are going to cure my cancer.
606
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,080
Ahhhh!
607
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,000
This is the car. This one.
Thank you.
608
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,680
- Was it really that bad?
- I heard you from Jimmy Choo.
609
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:19,560
- It's just that she drives me crazy.
- Well, duh! She's your Mom.
610
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,200
That's her job.
611
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,800
- Thanks for everything.
- Thank you.
612
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,400
Ah. Ow. Ah.
613
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,640
Marley.
614
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:34,320
Hey, It's okay,
615
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,040
Just give me a second.
616
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,440
It's gonna be okay.
617
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,320
- Is she gonna be alright?
- She's dehydrated.
618
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,920
A couple of bags of saline
and she'll be feeling better.
619
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,440
She is right here, people.
620
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,840
'Shop till you drop'
is only an expression.
621
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,480
Not bad.
622
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,080
That's the best thing
I could come up with.
623
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,680
Dr G.
624
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,960
- Ah, hi.
- Hi. Hello.
625
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,120
GI extra ordinaire,
Artist extra ordinaire.
626
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,200
- Pleased to meet you.
- Nice to-- oh!
627
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,280
I...
628
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,680
I'm suddenly in the mood for some Jell-O.
Do you need anything?
629
00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:17,400
Really? Jell-O?
630
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:21,720
- I'm good. Thanks.
- Okay.
631
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:27,920
Strangely, she's not so good
with needles. Ouch!
632
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,640
- So what happened?
- I don't know. I just had a
633
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:35,120
- sudden, searing pain.
- Hm.
634
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,960
Come on, doc. Level with me.
635
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,880
Is all this really
gonna be worth it?
636
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,600
Yeah, um-- well just
637
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,520
- tell me where exactly...
- Ow!
638
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:46,720
Sorry.
639
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,400
(Marley sighing)
640
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:52,320
Well, there was a pain in my ass,
but then I realized it was my mother.
641
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,320
Marley, come on.
Just answer the question.
642
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:59,200
Is there a woman with a very big needle
standing next to me?
643
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,040
Ow! That's my skin
you're pricking.
644
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,280
I'm sorry. I can't seem
to find a vein.
645
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,760
Let me try.
646
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,200
Dr G?
647
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,640
I think I found one.
648
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,520
I don't know how it's doing
against my cancer,
649
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,760
but this treatment
sure is kicking my ass.
650
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,760
Two down, eight to go.
651
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,440
Hey, Marley. Hey. Marley.
652
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,840
- Hi.
- Hi.
653
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,400
Hey, Marley.
654
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:52,840
There's, um, there's a fund raiser
on Saturday-- for patients.
655
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:56,520
- Oh, nice.
- Yes, it's for patients, and...
656
00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:01,240
Sorry. I'm just going to walk over there
where I can still eavesdrop.
657
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,760
I wanted to see
if you wanted to come with me.
658
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,520
Not come with me as a date,
or anything like that. No.
659
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:12,440
It's semi-formal, so I don't know
if you like the idea of getting dressed.
660
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,120
I can't tell if you're trying
to talk me into it,
661
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,600
- or talk yourself out of it.
- A bit of both.
662
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:23,640
- I'll see how I feel Saturday.
- Oh, good. Okay. Thank you.
663
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,080
- Sorry. Thank you. Bye.
- Bye.
664
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:33,680
Where, besides your life and General
Hospital, do doctors look like that?
665
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:36,560
I mean-- come on!
666
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,880
Hello, Marley. It's your father.
667
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,240
First of all, I don't appreciate
you hanging...
668
00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:54,760
Stanley met a really cute Shitszu today.
I think he had a crush.
669
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,680
I'm not saying you should,
but if you let him mate,
670
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:01,840
you'd probably start
a whole new breed:
671
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,440
BullShits.
672
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,520
BullShit Terriers.
673
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,280
(Stanley whining)
674
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,200
Okay.
675
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,400
Someone needs comfort food.
676
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:27,240
I'm gonna go home and fix you
a really nice Italian dish.
677
00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:30,760
So later on when your doorbell rings,
678
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:34,600
you answer it. Okay?
679
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,160
Okay.
680
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,120
Beautiful.
681
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,240
(soft instrumental music)
682
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,880
(doorbell ringing)
683
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:30,440
You Marley?
684
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:32,440
- Yeah.
- I'm Vinnie.
685
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,600
These are for you.
686
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,000
Thank you. l-- whoa, whoa.
687
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,240
- I love you.
- Bastard.
688
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,200
Ah.
689
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,680
How do you know Peter?
690
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,160
Who?
691
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:14,560
I got a call from work
to be here tonight.
692
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,080
Especial Escorts.
693
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,000
I'm really sorry.
694
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:32,720
Well, you should know
that I definitely live up to my nickname:
695
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,800
Little Bit of Heaven.
696
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:38,040
Oh!
(Marley laughing)
697
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,040
That is some offer, but, um,
698
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:44,760
no.
699
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:57,080
- Oh, don't forget your flowers.
- Nah, you keep them.
700
00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:00,320
Beautiful flowers
for a beautiful lady.
701
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:01,480
Thank you.
702
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:06,520
Actually, I don't mean to sound rude,
but-- you don't look so good.
703
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:11,440
I'm sick.
Probably dying.
704
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,840
There isn't anything to be afraid of.
705
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:17,440
I've died twice
and they brought me back both times.
706
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,440
Really?
Did you see anything,
707
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:24,000
like bright lights or anything?
Whoopi?
708
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:25,840
No.
709
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:29,040
It was, uh,
more like floating in water.
710
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,560
It was real nice.
711
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,920
I could have floated there forever.
712
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,120
Nice to meet you, Marley.
713
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:40,880
Nice to meet you.
714
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:43,800
(door closing)
715
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:47,240
Vinnie!
716
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,840
Alright, I'm going all in.
You know why?
717
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,640
Because I got the nuts.
718
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:57,760
So you should probably fold,
or...
719
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,600
What are you doing?
720
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,520
Or I'm bluffing.
721
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,200
Fold.
722
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:12,240
- Ohhh!
- Ohhh! Woo!
723
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,080
- Okay. See?
- Oh, boy.
724
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,840
- Smart.
- Full house, baby.
725
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:22,480
- Are you really single?
- I'm the cancer chick, remember?
726
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:26,080
Hardly qualifies me for being
somebody's dream girl.
727
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:30,480
Why? Most of the great romances
in history end in death.
728
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:34,240
Romeo and Juliet.
JFK and Jackie.
729
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,600
- Siegfried and Roy.
- Um.
730
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,400
Roy is not dead.
731
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,040
Well, he didn't look too good.
732
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,920
- I haven't found the right guy yet.
- Bullshit.
733
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,200
Who wouldn't want a girl like you?
734
00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:51,600
You are just afraid to let them in,
735
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:55,200
because if you do and they reject you,
it hurts worse than death.
736
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,680
(Marley laughing)
You're like
737
00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:01,160
- Sigmund Freud all of a sudden?
- (German) Ja.
738
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:06,440
Actually, a guy I like asked me out
this weekend. Sort of.
739
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,200
He said it wasn't a date.
740
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:10,000
- What time does it start?
- Five.
741
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,520
- Dinner and a movie?
- Fund raiser.
742
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:12,960
- Formal?
- Semi.
743
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,920
- He's an idiot.
- I know. Right?
744
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:19,600
Well, maybe he'll wise up
and treat it like a real date.
745
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,080
If not, fuck him.
746
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,200
Would you mind doing me a favour?
747
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:32,920
(Marley): Oh, I like that.
(pounding sounds)
748
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:35,120
(Vinnie): Yeah, a little bit of heaven?
749
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:36,680
- You want more heaven?
- Oh.
750
00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:40,320
You want a whole lot of heaven?
Oh!
751
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:44,000
- (Marley): Ooh! Oh, my God, baby.
- Oh, my!
752
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:47,360
Oh, my, Oh, my God,
Ohhh!
753
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,800
Ohhh! Ohhh!
754
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,640
(breaking glass)
755
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:55,280
(Vinnie): Ohhh!
Oh, that feels good.
756
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,120
(Marley): Oh, oh.
757
00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:59,440
(Vinnie): Ow, the bottle. Ow, ow.
758
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,040
- Oh.
- Woo!
759
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:05,920
- Wow! Oh, my.
- Woo.
760
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,040
Wow, Vinnie.
761
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,800
- Oh.
- Marley.
762
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:13,360
- Thank you, Vinnie.
- You're welcome.
763
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,320
I had so much fun.
764
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,760
(Vinnie laughing)
765
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:22,440
See what happens
when you give a guy half a chance.
766
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,840
You might be sore in the morning.
767
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,520
- Goodbye.
- Bye.
768
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:37,960
See ya.
769
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:44,840
(classical string music)
770
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:10,520
-Is there a doctor in the house?
-Que guapa que est�s.
771
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:15,000
No clue what you just said,
but it sounds so good I don't care.
772
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,200
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
773
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:20,000
- No, for coming.
- I know.
774
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:23,400
- Would you like to have a drink?
- Yeah.
775
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,400
Okay. There.
776
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,880
- I have a good one.
- Could you be more specific?
777
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:36,960
- A joke.
- Oh, God, I created a monster.
778
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,360
- You wanna listen to it?
- Yes, of course.
779
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:44,720
Okay, um, okay.
Why does it suck being an egg?
780
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,960
- I give up.
- Why does it suck being an egg?
781
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,720
Because you only get laid once,
you only get eaten once,
782
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:56,320
you take 10 minutes to get hard
and only 3 to get soft.
783
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:00,000
And then you have to share this box
with 11 other guys.
784
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,400
But the-- worst thing is...
785
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,560
Oh, it's the funny part.
786
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,000
(Marley laughing)
787
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,640
You are the worst joke teller
I've ever met.
788
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,840
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that
789
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:16,040
the only person to ever
sit in your face is your mother.
790
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:17,760
You're just hopeless.
791
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:24,080
- Ms Corbett.
- Hi, Dr Sanders.
792
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,600
I'll grab an appetizer.
793
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,680
- She's a brave girl.
- Yeah.
794
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,920
You know she quit the trial.
795
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:45,600
No, I-- I didn't know that.
796
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,880
It seems to me that your patient's
having an easier time
797
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:55,080
keeping emotion out of this decision
then you are.
798
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:59,920
I'm just trying to save her life.
What else am I supposed to do?
799
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,080
Why did you invite her here?
800
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:06,520
Because there's patients, survivors.
It's a fund raiser for cancer.
801
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:10,200
The line is there for a reason, Doctor.
Not just for the patients.
802
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:12,840
You'll need to think about
what you're doing.
803
00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:19,480
- Hey, can I?
- Yes, sir.
804
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:20,600
Thank you.
805
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:25,880
What did I miss?
806
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:32,000
- Do you wanna get out of here?
- Yeah, I know just the place.
807
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,960
First dinner, then a surprise.
808
00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:41,040
Let's go.
809
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:45,120
What-- a surprise in a dark alley?
810
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:49,360
- Do you really know where we're going?
- Yeah, I do.
811
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,920
Where are you taking me?
Come on.
812
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,400
In all the years you've been here,
813
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:57,920
you've never been
to a little place called Paradise.
814
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,320
Hey, hey.
815
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,960
(loud pop music, ambient sounds)
816
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:08,600
Hey, Marley. Hey.
817
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:12,600
- Hey. Wow.
- Don't worry, they don't bite
818
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,280
much.
819
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,040
Isn't this fun?
820
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:34,680
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Are you new in town?
821
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:42,120
Hey.
822
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,000
Marley.
823
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,240
Hey.
824
00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:06,320
Hey, no, wait.
825
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,080
No, wait, wait, wait.
826
00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:16,000
You look amazing.
827
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:31,920
(Marley and Julian laughing)
828
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,560
You're such a tranny magnet.
829
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:38,520
If I wasn't there, you could have
for sure gotten some action.
830
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:42,640
I know.
Actually, you know that Adam?
831
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:45,760
She was kind of hot, no?
Yeah.
832
00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:48,480
Ahhh.
833
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:53,440
Where did you go?
834
00:54:57,240 --> 00:54:59,040
Do you believe in God?
835
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,240
- Wow.
- No, really.
836
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:07,560
Okay, if you ask me, Dr Julian Goldstein,
if I believe in God...
837
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:11,800
I mean, I believe in science
and in empirical evidence, so,
838
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:15,440
no, I don't believe in a higher power.
839
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:21,080
But if you ask me, Julian,
I'd say I don't know.
840
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,360
Why?
841
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,400
I envy people who do.
842
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:32,480
They're so sure
that something exists.
843
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:35,240
What a great way to live.
844
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:37,920
Without fear.
845
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:42,520
What are you afraid of?
846
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,440
- No.
- Come on. Come on.
847
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:51,280
I want to know.
848
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:55,640
- The whole list?
- How about the top three?
849
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,160
Fine.
850
00:55:57,240 --> 00:56:00,120
I'm afraid if I die
my Mom will never recover.
851
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:03,240
Okay.
852
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:07,040
I worry about who'd take care
of my dog.
853
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:12,600
Anything else?
854
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:16,440
I'm scared this entire night
is gonna go by without you kissing me.
855
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,160
(soft instrumental music)
856
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:27,960
Ah.
857
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:20,160
So this is a date, right?
858
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:26,280
Yeah-- It's just that I--
they don't wanna...
859
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,040
I quit the trial.
860
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,240
I know.
861
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:39,800
- Why?
- I want to enjoy quality of life.
862
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:44,840
Besides, and you're gonna think
I'm crazy, but Whoopi Goldberg...
863
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:48,120
She is a lady who knows
what she's talking about.
864
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,600
No, you don't sound crazy at all.
865
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,640
(Marley laughing)
866
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:55,440
- You don't.
- Right.
867
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:58,280
Coming from a guy
with a yo-yo collection.
868
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:01,040
What?
You don't like yo-yos?
869
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,360
You have a problem
against yo-yos?
870
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:05,720
Well, let me show you.
871
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:09,360
Okay.
872
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:14,960
You really are the biggest dork
I've ever slept with.
873
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,160
That's a very nice thing of you to say,
874
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:21,280
but it's a far better compliment
if you leave dork out of that sentence.
875
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:26,000
You are the biggest
I have ever slept with.
876
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:27,520
(Marley laughing)
877
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:33,080
What a trick!
What a trick!
878
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:34,440
(upbeat music)
879
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,880
Yeah, yeah, I know, but I, ..
880
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:46,280
# I know you're fed up
881
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:50,320
# life don't let up for us
882
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:55,480
# all they talk about
is what's going down
883
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:59,520
# and what's been messed up for us
884
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:04,720
# when I look around
I see blue skies
885
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:08,640
# I see butterflies for us
886
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:13,800
# listen to the sound
and lose it #
887
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:18,440
# its sweet music
and dance with me #
888
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:24,360
'Cause there is beauty in the world.#
(Julian): Stanley, out, out,
889
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,520
# so much beauty in the world
890
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:32,160
# so shake your booty boys and girls
for the beauty in the world
891
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:34,640
# pick your diamond
pick your pearl
892
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:38,400
# there is beauty in the world
All together now #
893
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:41,880
(clapping and cheering)
894
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,440
Wee!
895
00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:58,040
(children laughing)
896
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:05,880
- Hey, do not look over.
- Okay.
897
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,840
Do you see those two guys
talking to Julian?
898
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:10,880
Okay, look now.
899
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:14,720
Stop. Stop looking.
900
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:18,240
I'm having drinks
with Clark Kent tonight.
901
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:21,120
And dinner with Superman tomorrow.
902
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:25,520
Oh boy, you have taken my whore crown
and are wearing it so well.
903
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:28,720
It's a little big.
I've been wearing it as a belt.
904
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:31,600
Ahh!
905
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:37,760
You know, actually, Renee's life
is looking pretty good to me lately.
906
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,600
Marley, I...
907
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:50,520
I'm sorry, Marley, I don't know.
I just-- I'm sorry.
908
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:52,160
Sssh. It's okay.
909
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:56,200
(soft instrumental music)
910
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:42,160
Oh, that's sweet, isn't it?
911
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,840
Let's put it right in here
with your name on it.
912
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:49,200
What do you think Martha Stewart
would think of my arrangement, Stanley?
913
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:50,560
Okay.
914
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:55,560
Maybe I could quit planning parties
and do my own flower arrangements.
915
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:57,240
(door closing)
916
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:00,160
You're home early.
917
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:03,280
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah, it's fine.
918
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:07,680
- Did something happen?
- I'm going back to bed.
919
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:10,000
Did you and Julian have a fight?
920
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:13,320
No.
921
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:16,800
Do you want to talk about it?
Maybe I could help.
922
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:20,000
Right. 'Cause you're the expert
in relationships.
923
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,480
(door closing)
924
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:32,400
Mom, please, not now.
925
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:35,440
I may have made a mistake
marrying your father.
926
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:39,200
May have?
The man is emotionally constipated.
927
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:42,000
I'm grateful he gave me you.
928
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:47,480
(door closing)
929
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:52,320
(monkey sounds)
930
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:57,360
(imitating monkeys)
931
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,000
(laughing)
932
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:05,000
Oh, my goodness.
933
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:08,160
Can I have a big hug?
Oh.
934
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,640
Mmm.
935
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:15,960
- Hey.
- Did she tell you?
936
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:18,240
God, my mother is a walking mouth.
937
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:21,880
- A walking mouth.
- Hello, Cammie.
938
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:24,760
- You look very pretty today.
- What do you tell him?
939
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:29,320
- And I'm smart.
- Good girl. Good girl.
940
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:30,840
(water sounds)
Oooh!
941
01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:36,200
Oh grody, he's peeing!
942
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,000
So what was this morning about?
943
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,360
- I don't know. I couldn't sleep.
- I know.
944
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:49,480
- But why?
- Well, a reminder: I'm dying.
945
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:55,240
Yeah okay, and I haven't helped you,
Um,
946
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,920
get in touch with all the--
the anger and...
947
01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:59,440
You know what? Just stop.
948
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:02,920
I'm so not in the mood
for a lecture right now.
949
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:06,400
Hey! It's obvious that you're scared.
It's normal. It's fine.
950
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:10,000
Is it normal for doctors
to screw their patients?
951
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:13,680
We had a good time.
Let's just leave it at that.
952
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:15,520
Wow!
953
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:18,760
- Whoa, already past tense.
- Well,
954
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:23,680
reality check: It's going to be
past tense soon enough.
955
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:28,440
- Hey, Marley, ..
- Mmm.
956
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:32,080
I love you.
957
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:40,720
Oh, great.
958
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:44,080
Fantastic.
959
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:47,280
You love me.
960
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:52,320
What kind of guy
falls in love with a dying girl?
961
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:55,440
Don't diminish what's going on
between us, Okay?
962
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:57,520
- I know what I'm feeling.
- I do too.
963
01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:00,480
I feel smothered
and I need you to back off!
964
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:01,560
No, no...
965
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:04,720
- Ow!
- Are you okay?
966
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,440
Leave me alone!
967
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:12,720
- Come on, let me help you.
- I said: Leave me the hell alone!
968
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:18,400
- I'm sorry, sweetie.
- I wanna go home.
969
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:20,960
I know.
I'm gonna take you home right now.
970
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:23,760
I'm sorry.
971
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:30,520
Let me see.
Let me see that beautiful face.
972
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:35,040
- Let me see...
- (Renee): Hey, you're back early.
973
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:40,160
- Hi, Mommy.
- Hi, pumpkin. Did you all have fun?
974
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:42,000
- You're having a party.
- No.
975
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:46,680
Some of the other moms dropped by,
Sort of an impromptu thing.
976
01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:48,640
It's not contagious, you know.
977
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,000
Of course not.
978
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:56,280
Um-- why don't you go back
and play for a little bit.
979
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:59,960
- Bye, sweetie, I love you.
- Bye.
980
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:03,520
I've just been really busy, you know.
With the baby coming and...
981
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:07,440
Oh, really? You obviously have time
for those women in there.
982
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:13,480
- That's different. They're...
- What? They're fat, boring and
983
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:17,920
- not dying?
- Okay.
984
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:20,120
Want me to make this
more palatable for you?
985
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:21,960
- That's not what I want
- Are you just
986
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:25,280
angry because you're going
to have to find a new babysitter?
987
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:28,920
Yeah.
988
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:33,720
Come on.
That's exactly what I'm angry about.
989
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,920
(door slamming)
990
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:47,200
(Peter): They could fire you
on the first day.
991
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:48,960
(Matt): Oh, yeah?
992
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:55,080
- Hey, the zoo, how was it?
- Oh, you know. It was fantastic.
993
01:06:55,120 --> 01:07:00,400
Um, Marley, this is Matt. My friend
who moved here from Brooklyn.
994
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:03,400
Nice to meet you.
Peter's told me a lot about you.
995
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:04,840
Really?
996
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:08,040
- Did he tell you I was dying?
- Yeah.
997
01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:11,120
A couple more weeks
and I'm out of here.
998
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,440
Why don't you take a look
at my apartment.
999
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:16,840
Then maybe you guys
can be neighbours and love buddies.
1000
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:19,840
Excuse me.
Babe.
1001
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:23,560
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
1002
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:25,280
Have a good day,
1003
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:29,760
(upbeat music)
1004
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:34,000
# Well, there's a pretty little girl
such a pretty little girl
1005
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,960
# I think she lives
around the corner from me
1006
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:40,320
# sometimes is see her walking
past my window as I stare out vacantly #
1007
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:44,800
(car horn honking)
Shut up! I hear you!
1008
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:48,520
# Pretty little girl are you in love?
I always see you out on your own #
1009
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:51,320
Really? Asshole.
1010
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,960
(car horn honking,
brakes screeching)
1011
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:02,560
(Marley sighing)
1012
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:05,080
God!
1013
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:06,920
(Marley screaming)
1014
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:16,280
(soft instrumental music)
1015
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:37,600
(Marley sighing)
I'm scared.
1016
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:40,920
I'm scared to death.
1017
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:44,000
Of what?
1018
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:49,200
- Of dying.
- Everybody dies.
1019
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:51,240
What are you really afraid of?
1020
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:55,320
I didn't have enough time
to do all the things I wanted to do.
1021
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:58,440
- Like what?
- Buy a house!
1022
01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:01,600
Have a baby.
Find somebody who loves me.
1023
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:05,080
You have that.
Or, you had it.
1024
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:06,720
How do you know?
1025
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:10,400
He could just have said all that stuff
because he felt sorry for me.
1026
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:14,160
He doesn't strike me as someone
who loved you out of pity.
1027
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:16,120
You should try again.
1028
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:20,480
- I don't know what his issues are.
- I don't care what his issues are.
1029
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:24,120
- Do you love him?
- Um...
1030
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:27,640
Do you love him?
1031
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:29,960
- Do you?
- I do, I do, I do.
1032
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:33,520
- Say it in a complete sentence.
- I love him. I love him.
1033
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:36,680
I-- love him.
1034
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:38,800
I really do.
I really love him.
1035
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:41,840
Maybe you should go back down
and tell him.
1036
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:45,440
- I can't go back down. I'm dead.
- You're not dead.
1037
01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:47,280
The car didn't actually hit you.
1038
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:50,920
Aside from a little headache,
you should be fine.
1039
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:57,680
(car horn honking,
brakes screeching)
1040
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:00,640
Ah! Oop.
1041
01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:01,960
(bike crashing)
1042
01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:03,200
Ohh!
1043
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:06,240
Ohh.
1044
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:07,840
(church bell ringing)
1045
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:18,520
Oh look, he's right here.
1046
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:26,240
- Mom? Hey,
- Right. Okay, I'll wait for you outside.
1047
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:27,600
Thank you.
1048
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:34,680
- (Marley): Hi.
- (Julian): Hi.
1049
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:39,160
- What happened to you?
- A street hit me in the face.
1050
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:42,920
- What?
- Can I talk to you?
1051
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:45,840
- Yeah.
- Okay. Come on.
1052
01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:52,760
My whole life I've been so afraid
of guys lying to me,
1053
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:55,880
not being there for me
and ending up shafted like my mother.
1054
01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:59,280
Somewhere along the line
I decided to take charge of my life,
1055
01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:03,040
and to never let anybody
ever get close enough to hurt me.
1056
01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:05,240
- Ever.
- Okay. Okay.
1057
01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:09,040
And then you come along.
1058
01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:12,120
With your nose in your books
and your yo-yos and your
1059
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:17,200
spouting off ridiculous jokes like:
"My Mom sat on my-- face."
1060
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:21,920
- So you can see how I missed it.
- What?
1061
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:23,480
What? You missed what?
1062
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:29,840
(instrumental music)
1063
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:40,920
You're my third wish.
1064
01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:44,640
I love you.
1065
01:11:57,120 --> 01:12:01,560
Put your turn signal on. Don't make me
guess which way you're gonna go.
1066
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:04,040
(Beverley): Just surprise me.
1067
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:07,920
Remember when I was little how I
used to masturbate all the time?
1068
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:11,480
Do you remember when we went
to that rug store
1069
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:14,040
and I hopped up
on one of those rolled-up rugs?
1070
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:17,880
Then you gave me
a two-week time out
1071
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:21,600
and told me never to touch
my jingle bells again.
1072
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:26,480
Yeah, I remember that.
1073
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:32,160
You know?
1074
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:38,560
My whole life I think that was
the only time you were a bad Mom.
1075
01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:43,960
Yet I was such a shit.
1076
01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:45,760
You're a daughter.
1077
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:48,720
That's your job.
1078
01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:56,880
Will you help me plan my funeral?
1079
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:00,640
Sure.
1080
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:05,360
I don't want it to be some sombre affair.
I want it to be a celebration.
1081
01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:06,720
I want to put the
1082
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:10,200
f-u-n back in funeral.
1083
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:17,520
(soft instrumental music)
1084
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:32,360
Hi.
1085
01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:36,120
Listen, you've been a real bitch lately.
Really mean and ugly.
1086
01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:38,760
I just want you to know
that I don't appreciate it.
1087
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:40,200
- You don't?
- No.
1088
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:43,400
Because I've done nothing
but support you
1089
01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:47,240
- through this so-called difficult time.
- Well, it has been hard.
1090
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:51,960
Please-- listening to you
going on and on about
1091
01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:54,960
feeling sick and "I'm too tired"
1092
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:59,480
and "Oh, that Vinnie
really rocked my world."
1093
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:01,640
- He was awesome wasn't he?
- He was.
1094
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:03,440
- So back to you.
- What?
1095
01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:06,240
Your behaviour has really
made me angry. It has.
1096
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:09,360
But you wanna know what makes me
blow my top, see red
1097
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:14,680
and makes my blood boil
is the fact that I'm gonna miss you.
1098
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:18,560
So much.
1099
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:29,800
(Marley sighing)
1100
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:33,720
Do you think I could have
that dance now?
1101
01:14:35,440 --> 01:14:36,560
No.
1102
01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:40,840
That ship sailed so long ago.
1103
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:49,240
You know?
I thought you'd never ask.
1104
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:54,160
(soft instrumental music)
1105
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:11,560
(salsa music)
1106
01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:18,120
You're just scared.
1107
01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:21,680
- Break it down.
- Take all that. Aw. Take that.
1108
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:25,360
Woof. Woof.
I mean it's so high.
1109
01:15:25,440 --> 01:15:28,360
(Spanish football game on TV,
phone ringing)
1110
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:35,800
(answering machine turning on)
Hi, Marley, it's Dad.
1111
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:39,560
I'm coming into town tonight
and I'd like to see you.
1112
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:42,760
I'll call you once I get to the hotel.
1113
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:45,560
Hope you're doing well.
Bye.
1114
01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:49,880
He sounds like he's making an effort.
1115
01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:55,560
It's too little too late.
1116
01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:00,120
Mmm.
1117
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:05,080
Go ahead.
1118
01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:09,640
You know, I don't know the guy,
1119
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:12,840
and he might be as big a schmuck
as you say he is,
1120
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:15,960
but, um, it might worth
listening to him.
1121
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:21,440
Some people have a hard time
opening up about their feelings.
1122
01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:25,800
Low blow.
1123
01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:38,720
(TV announcer): Goal!
1124
01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:43,240
The Penne Arrabiata sounds good.
1125
01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:46,800
Oh thanks, but I'm trying to lose
a couple of pounds.
1126
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:49,240
(ambient sounds)
1127
01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:56,600
- What are we doing?
- What do you mean?
1128
01:16:56,640 --> 01:17:00,720
Making chit-chat like nothing's wrong
between us. I hate it.
1129
01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:04,000
- I'm trying to have a nice visit.
- By not saying anything?
1130
01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:07,680
- What do you want me to do?
- Nothing. It's fine.
1131
01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:11,960
- No. I'm here aren't I?
- Yes, Dad, physically you are here.
1132
01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:15,200
- Marley, come on. I'm tying.
- Give the man a trophy.
1133
01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:16,480
He's trying.
1134
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:21,120
Could we have just one pleasant meal?
Just one and then talk about this later?
1135
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:24,800
- Fine.
- Thank you.
1136
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:31,760
No. It's not fine.
I don't know if I have a "later".
1137
01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:35,120
So we need to talk about this right now,
or I walk out the door
1138
01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:37,240
and may never see you again.
1139
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:09,600
Marley, wait!
1140
01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:14,880
I don't know what to do, kiddo.
Tell me what to do.
1141
01:18:14,920 --> 01:18:17,080
Dad, I don't want to have to tell you.
1142
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:20,160
And I shouldn't have to tell you.
1143
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:24,160
Do you remember that time
probably 20 years ago?
1144
01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:27,080
You said: "I'm glad
God brought me into this world,
1145
01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:29,760
but I wish it was
from a different father."
1146
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:32,040
Do you remember that?
1147
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:35,680
And yet I said nothing,
because I didn't know what to say.
1148
01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:38,680
But it killed me inside.
1149
01:18:39,760 --> 01:18:43,600
And now my little girl is very sick
and I can't fix it.
1150
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:46,800
So please tell me what to say,
1151
01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:49,840
because I can't have you
hating me like this anymore.
1152
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:54,040
I love you so very much, Marley.
1153
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:57,680
Just tell me what to do.
1154
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:01,680
You just did it.
1155
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:04,480
(soft piano music)
1156
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:11,400
Thank you.
1157
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:20,840
(Marley): Renee?
1158
01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:25,920
Renee!
1159
01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:40,120
I know you're in here, so I'm just
gonna say what I came here to say,
1160
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:42,160
which is: I'm sorry.
1161
01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:47,160
It really hurt when you started
distancing yourself, but it's okay.
1162
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,880
I get it.
1163
01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:53,680
A new baby coming
and me-- leaving.
1164
01:19:53,760 --> 01:20:00,280
It's not fair having to be so happy
and so sad at the same time, is it?
1165
01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:06,440
Our friendship is one of the best things
in my life.
1166
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:10,000
I'm sorry I'm not gonna get
to know that little boy.
1167
01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:13,680
But I know he'll be beautiful.
Just like Cammie.
1168
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:15,440
(Renee sobbing)
1169
01:20:15,480 --> 01:20:19,200
Oh, my God, that little girl is amazing.
1170
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:24,680
So, please, when she gets older
1171
01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:27,920
tell her that I loved her
like she was my own.
1172
01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:40,080
Bye.
1173
01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:52,160
(soft instrumental music)
1174
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:06,240
You sure you still want to do this?
1175
01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:09,600
Yeah.
1176
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:12,280
(upbeat music)
1177
01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:18,720
# baby #
1178
01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:20,920
Wooo! Oh, my God.
1179
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:22,960
# it's been a long day
1180
01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:29,600
# things ain't been going my way
and I need you here
1181
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:33,160
# here by my #
1182
01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:35,280
Wooo! Yeah!
1183
01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:38,480
# all the time
1184
01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:44,720
# baby, the way you move me
is crazy
1185
01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:50,600
# it's like you see right through me
and make it easier
1186
01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:57,880
# you please me and you don't
even have to try
1187
01:21:57,920 --> 01:22:03,520
# oh, because you are the best thing
1188
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:09,040
# you are the best thing
1189
01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:11,280
# you're the best thing, baby
1190
01:22:11,320 --> 01:22:14,320
# you are the best thing
1191
01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:16,520
# you're the best thing
1192
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:19,800
# that ever happened to me
1193
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:28,600
# baby, we've come a long way,
baby
1194
01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:33,960
# you know, I hope and I pray
that you believe me #
1195
01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:37,880
- Same as ever?
- Yeah.
1196
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:39,240
Really?
1197
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:46,520
Hey, what are you gonna do
after I'm gone?
1198
01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:48,800
Hum?
1199
01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:54,120
Come on. You got on my case
about not opening up.
1200
01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:00,720
I just don't like thinking about it.
1201
01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:04,560
Julian, I need to know
that you're gonna be okay.
1202
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:05,640
Oh, my God.
1203
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:07,920
We should talk about
what we're feeling.
1204
01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:12,640
- Now I've created a monster.
- Yeah, you have.
1205
01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:16,600
So?
1206
01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:22,800
Um,
1207
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:29,000
so-- this old man
he goes to the doctor,
1208
01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:31,160
and he brings his wife along,
1209
01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:34,040
It's the yearly physical,
so the doctor says:
1210
01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:38,480
"I just need a urine sample,
a blood, a sperm and a stool sample."
1211
01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:42,680
The old man can't hear very well,
so he looks over to his wife
1212
01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:46,240
and asks: "What?
What is he saying?"
1213
01:23:46,280 --> 01:23:49,920
And the wife yells back at him:
"He wants your underwear!"
1214
01:23:55,240 --> 01:23:57,520
My work here is done.
1215
01:24:00,360 --> 01:24:03,360
(sound of rain drops falling)
1216
01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:13,920
(soft instrumental music)
1217
01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:31,840
(Marley gasping)
Ohh.
1218
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:42,400
Oh.
1219
01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:56,800
(soft instrumental music)
1220
01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:31,760
So, I have to go back
to New York for a few days, but
1221
01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:33,720
call me if you need anything. Okay?
1222
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:35,760
Okay, I will.
1223
01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:39,600
-I love you.
-I love you too.
1224
01:25:40,560 --> 01:25:42,040
Bye.
1225
01:25:48,240 --> 01:25:51,560
And this includes
a big opening party?
1226
01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:56,720
Alright, that's what I want.
Great.
1227
01:25:57,920 --> 01:25:59,960
The name is Sarah Walker.
1228
01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:02,600
It's a surprise.
1229
01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:07,000
(Marley): Okay, thank you very much.
Bye, bye.
1230
01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:17,000
Mom, would you do me a favour
and give this to Sarah for me?
1231
01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:21,480
She's gonna be here in a minute.
You can...
1232
01:26:23,160 --> 01:26:24,280
Oh.
1233
01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:29,680
I'll make sure she gets it.
1234
01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:36,920
And this is for you,
1235
01:26:45,360 --> 01:26:47,240
- It's for me?
- Hm.
1236
01:27:00,480 --> 01:27:01,880
(Beverley crying)
1237
01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:08,920
Mom?
1238
01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:11,480
Yeah?
1239
01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:13,800
Will you take care of Stanley for me?
1240
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:18,720
- I wouldn't have it any other way.
- Check.
1241
01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:23,120
Ah.
1242
01:27:26,800 --> 01:27:28,120
Ah.
1243
01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:38,280
(Beverley begins to hum
Janis Joplin's 'Mercedes Benz')
1244
01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:42,120
# a Mercedes Benz #
1245
01:27:42,160 --> 01:27:44,840
You used to sing me that
to sleep every night.
1246
01:27:44,880 --> 01:27:51,960
# my friends all have Porsches,
I must make amends
1247
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:56,000
# worked hard all my life
1248
01:27:56,040 --> 01:27:59,640
# no help from my friends
1249
01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:06,680
# oh Lord, won't you buy me
a Mercedes Benz #
1250
01:28:06,720 --> 01:28:09,720
Wanna get the ball?
Go get it.
1251
01:28:10,960 --> 01:28:12,560
Get it, buddy.
1252
01:28:16,480 --> 01:28:18,200
Hey.
1253
01:28:18,240 --> 01:28:23,320
I was gonna go for a jog up the hill.
Do you want to come?
1254
01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:28,360
- Sure, You start. I'll catch right up.
- Okay.
1255
01:28:30,240 --> 01:28:36,280
Woo! Yeah. Here we go,
Oh, Oh.
1256
01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:40,040
On second thought,
that's a really big hill.
1257
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:42,640
Pussy.
1258
01:28:43,760 --> 01:28:45,640
I'm not afraid to admit it.
1259
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:49,560
Ah.
1260
01:28:53,440 --> 01:28:56,200
When's Julian getting here?
1261
01:28:56,240 --> 01:28:59,120
He had to work late,
so I just left a message.
1262
01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:03,640
Trying to let the poor man sleep.
1263
01:29:09,680 --> 01:29:11,000
- Sarah?
- Hm?
1264
01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:12,520
I'm sorry.
1265
01:29:13,360 --> 01:29:15,880
- What?
- I've been so wrapped up in all this,
1266
01:29:15,960 --> 01:29:20,040
I haven't stopped to ask how
it was affecting all of you guys.
1267
01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:22,600
- Oh, that's...
- Ask how you're doing.
1268
01:29:22,680 --> 01:29:25,840
- It's...
- How are you're doing?
1269
01:29:32,080 --> 01:29:34,360
How are you doing?
1270
01:29:36,760 --> 01:29:38,320
Not so good.
1271
01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:42,960
See?
I didn't know that.
1272
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:46,480
Why didn't you wish
not to die, huh?
1273
01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:50,280
Hm, something else I wanted more.
1274
01:29:50,320 --> 01:29:55,880
Well, I wish it.
I wish it right now. God?
1275
01:29:55,920 --> 01:30:00,600
Hey? God?
You listening?
1276
01:30:02,320 --> 01:30:05,520
You can't take her away.
Okay?
1277
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:09,360
I want her to stay here.
1278
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:15,240
It's not gonna work. You need
an anal probe and a morphine shooter.
1279
01:30:23,440 --> 01:30:26,840
- Are you scared?
- No.
1280
01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:31,560
Not anymore.
1281
01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:37,960
(soft piano music)
1282
01:31:01,160 --> 01:31:02,720
Marley?
1283
01:31:05,840 --> 01:31:07,240
Marley?
1284
01:31:13,080 --> 01:31:14,640
Marley?
1285
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:19,440
Hey.
1286
01:31:20,680 --> 01:31:23,040
(Sarah sobbing)
Marley...
1287
01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:27,080
(ambulance siren)
1288
01:31:35,440 --> 01:31:37,280
(phone ringing)
1289
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:49,480
Here you go, sir.
1290
01:31:51,040 --> 01:31:52,560
This is Peter.
1291
01:31:53,680 --> 01:31:56,240
(sounds of Renee in labour pains)
1292
01:31:58,600 --> 01:32:00,320
Ahh!
1293
01:32:10,440 --> 01:32:13,120
(soft instrumental music)
1294
01:32:25,960 --> 01:32:27,280
(beeping sound)
1295
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:02,600
(voice mail message from Marley)
Hey you, it's me.
1296
01:33:03,960 --> 01:33:08,320
Oh, I didn't think
this was going to be so difficult.
1297
01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:11,880
I thank God you came into my life.
I do.
1298
01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:14,440
Because you showed me
how to be the person
1299
01:33:14,480 --> 01:33:17,880
I always imagined myself to be.
1300
01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:19,960
That's not even
giving you enough credit,
1301
01:33:20,040 --> 01:33:23,680
because until I met you
I had no idea who I could be.
1302
01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:30,960
So-- take care and try
not to fall in love again. Ever.
1303
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:32,640
Ever again.
1304
01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:36,120
That's kind of a joke.
1305
01:33:37,640 --> 01:33:40,160
- I love you.
- I love you.
1306
01:33:51,360 --> 01:33:53,280
(monitor beeping)
1307
01:33:54,640 --> 01:33:56,280
(newborn baby crying)
1308
01:33:56,320 --> 01:34:01,200
Oh, oh, oh.
I know.
1309
01:34:06,440 --> 01:34:08,320
(Instrumental music)
1310
01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:36,560
(voice over Marley)
So, that's my story.
1311
01:34:36,600 --> 01:34:39,840
I had some pretty amazing friends,
didn't I?
1312
01:34:39,880 --> 01:34:44,080
And I include my parents in that group,
even though my whole life I blamed them
1313
01:34:44,160 --> 01:34:46,560
for, well, everything.
1314
01:34:46,600 --> 01:34:52,200
But the truth is: I was afraid.
I was afraid to trust and forgive.
1315
01:34:52,240 --> 01:34:55,920
I was scared I wasn't enough.
But I was.
1316
01:34:57,840 --> 01:35:00,000
(upbeat jazz band music)
1317
01:35:12,280 --> 01:35:14,960
(cork popping)
(Julian): I just have to say: To Marley.
1318
01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:16,720
(Everyone): To Marley!
1319
01:35:20,360 --> 01:35:22,280
(cheering)
1320
01:35:53,560 --> 01:35:56,040
- Thank you, Marley.
- Thank you, Marley.
1321
01:36:00,280 --> 01:36:01,680
Hi.
1322
01:36:08,920 --> 01:36:10,320
Stanley.
1323
01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:24,800
(voice over Marley)
What I wouldn't give
1324
01:36:24,840 --> 01:36:29,880
to experience just one more time,
to feel that incredible sensation
1325
01:36:31,480 --> 01:36:35,960
when he looked at me
and I felt-- alive.
1326
01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:40,040
(upbeat jazz band music)