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Hello!

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English, please.

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I'm surrounded by idiots.

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That girl is a lot.

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I told you, pugsley.
It's push, not pull.

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Hello, everyone!

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I can't believe

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parents let their
children go out like this.

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They're all so clean,

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shiny.

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Oh, it's not all bad, my dear.

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At least they pit the
children against each other

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in a competition

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that will inevitably scar
the losers forever.

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Behold! The gift of prometheus!

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Step aside, kid.

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I'll show you how it's done.

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What?

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Ladies and gentlemen.

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Come on, come on.
Wednesday's next.

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Have you ever found
yourself discontented

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bythose closest to you?

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Are you irked by their inability

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to heed simple requests?

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Such as, "please don't
come to my science fair."

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She's talking about us.

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Do you ever wish you could take

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their undesirable quahfies

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and eliminate them forever?

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It can be done.

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Meet my uncle fester.

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Hello!

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That's my brother.

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Observe.

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Stomach-turning, isn't it?

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In stark contrast, however,

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is socrates.

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Psst! Are you gonna eat that?

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This led me
to ponder the question,

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what if personality
traits could be extracted

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and implanted between creatures?

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Bottoms up.

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Yay! All right!
Thank you, thank you.

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What happened?

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Is there a single person

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in the history of the world

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who's made more
of a breakthrough?

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She's an enfant terrible.

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With the focus on terrible.

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Cara Mia, you know
what French does to me.

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And now, the
moment you've all been waiting for.

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Here to present the
awards at this year's

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strange foundation
national science fair,

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is the brilliant innovator

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and the namesake of our
foundation, Cyrus strange.

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Hello, everyone.

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I'm so honored to be here.

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But, well,
I'm not actually there, I'm...

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Here!

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Well, you get it.

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Welcome to this year's
science fair.

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I'm excited to honor this group

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of brilliant minds
we have before us.

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Let's proceed.

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And the winner is...

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Good luck.

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Oh. You were serious.

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Everyone who participated.

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What? An nou ncer: That's right.

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This year, we are
embracing a new philosophy.

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Just trying makes you a winner.

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But how can you be a
winner if no one is a loser?

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Every single one of you

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is special.

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Disagree.

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He's not special.

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Did you see his volcano?

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What was that? Baking soda?

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Is this the third grade?

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It does not count!

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Don't you get it?

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Ugh. I get it, Wednesday.

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I watched your presentation.

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It was brilliant.

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Yes, I'm aware of that.

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I see a kindred spirit in you.

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Mm-hmm. The makings
of a great mind.

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If you'd like to share
your research with me,

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I could develop it
further in my lab.

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Imagine what would happen

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if we combined your data
with the proper resources?

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Alas, I can't share any of that.

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It's a family secret.

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Isee.

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And which family is yours?

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Fire in the hole!

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Pretty hot, eh, ladies?

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Nice job, Romeo.

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Morticia, my queen,

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you inflame me.

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I feel liquid magma
lapping at my body.

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You're on fire, dear.

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Ha! So I am!

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My condolences.

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Great thinkers need
obstacles to function.

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Yet, with every
meaningless trophy,

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I become more
and more unremarkable.

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And with every hug,
more brain cells erode.

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But, like the Phoenix
from the ashes,

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I shall rise above this setback.

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Together, we shall
turn heads, socrates.

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Starting with pugsley.

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Huh? Love hurts, huh, kid?

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Well, I saw you
swing and miss horribly

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with the ladies
at the science fair.

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So, I thought you
should read my book!

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How to
woo and other tips on love.

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You wrote this?

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Self-published, on the Internet.

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Not easy to do.

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Pugsley, I've been
on three first dates.

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I mean, who else has
that kind ofexpenence?

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I know this, uh,
goes against guy code,

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but what are you doing
Friday night?

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Hey, you kids,
come on down here.

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It's dinnertime.

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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

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It's dinner time, my
favorite nighttime meal!

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My balls!

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Ow, ow. My stomach!

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Uh-oh, my head!

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Please, uncle fester,
wait for the children.

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Children?

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I thought we were
having chicken.

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Where are those two?

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Pugsley may have an
appetite for destruction,

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but it's never a
match for his stomach.

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I wouldn't wait on pugsley.

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Kid's got a lot of
homework to do.

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This generation.

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Let's at least wait
for Wednesday.

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Why does nobody in this family

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come in through the front door?

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"Dearest mother and father,"

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"I will not be attending this
evening's ritual mastication."

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I guess she's not hungry.

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"It's not that I'm not hungry,

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"I am just choosing
to spare myself

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"the agony of your compliments
on my performance today"

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"and your needy attempt to hang
my award above the fireplace."

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I should go try to talk to her.

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"Don't try
to talk to me."

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"I want to be alone."

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We should bring her
a plate at least.

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"Ps. Don't even
bring me a plate."

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This is the third dinner

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Wednesday has skipped this week.

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Why is she avoiding us?

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All I ever do is try to
love and support her.

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Gomez, I think she's
saying that's the problem.

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You're brilliant, Cara Mia,

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what? She's trying to tell me

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that what a young girl wants

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is a ton of attention
from her father.

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Or you could just
keep being yourself.

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Let her come back to
us when she's ready.

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But that could take forever!

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I have the very
solution to the problem, Cara Mia,

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we'll take a family road trip.

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What?

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You've always wanted to see
more of this great country.

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Well, it's true.

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We have some of the best
dark secrets, as countries go.

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Then it's settled!

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We are going on an
Addams family vacafion!

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Come on, kids.

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Feast your eyes
on the old Addams camper.

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Thing's been fixing it up.

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It's a hybrid.

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Half car, half eyesore.

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Mother, father, this is cruel.

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Even for you.

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Thatsthespun, lurch.

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Let's go, Wednesday.

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It's time for some
family bonding.

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Whether you like it or not.

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You see, Wednesday,

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this trip will bring
the Addams family

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closer than ever before.

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Or there will be no survivors.

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Hello?

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Anybody home?

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Hello?

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Mr. Addams?

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Hello, good sir!

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I am Gomez Addams.

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And this is my wife, morticia.

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Charmed.

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I'll get right to the point.

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My name is mustela.

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I'm a lawyer representing a
couple in sausalito, California.

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Recent evidence
has come to light

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that on the night of my
client's daughter's birth,

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she may have been switched.

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With another child
at the hospital.

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Namely, a Wednesday Addams.

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Ooh, hilarious!

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All this, just to get out
of a family road trip.

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How much did Wednesday pay you?

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Excuse me?

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Oh! Sorry, sorry,
where are my manners?

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I think he's expecting a tip.

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No, I'm expecting a DNA sample.

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Ifyouwlang the
child here, we can...

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I never seem to have a tip.

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I do.

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Great uncle Zander left me
these tips in his will.

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I knew one day
they'd come in handy.

219
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There you go, my good man.

220
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Well played.
Very amusing indeed.

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I assure you, Mr. Addams,

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there's nothing amusing
about this.

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And this is far from over!

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I can't believe
he gave me the finger.

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Mother, father,
who was that man?

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Very funny, Wednesday.

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Nice try.

228
00:13:14,719 --> 00:13:17,094
I have no idea what
you're talking about.

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Who was he?

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No one for you to worry about.

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No one at all, dear.

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Thank you
for watching the house

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while we're gone, grandma.

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It's such a relief to
know it's in safe hands.

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Oh, please.

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Trust me, these hands
have cracked many safes.

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Thing, let the vacation
commence!

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Let's roll!

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Bye! Farewell!

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Adios! Toodle-oo!

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Whoo-hoo-hoo! I
thought they'd never leave.

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Let's party!

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00:14:07,052 --> 00:14:08,678
You read my mind, chuckles.

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00:14:08,761 --> 00:14:10,511
Time to make some money.

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I thought that first,

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we shall pay our
respects to the immolated

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in the witch-haunted city
of Salem.

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Then, in the great nomadic
tradition of our ancestors,

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we'll flit hither and thither
across this great nation

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until we reach

251
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ourfinaldesfinafion.

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The place on earth
where people are happiest!

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Death valley!

254
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We'll be gone for three weeks.

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Three weeks?

256
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You're both growing up so fast.

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Soon, youh move out,

258
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and it'll be nice
to have a memory

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we could look back upon.

260
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No matter how terrible.

261
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Ooh, like prom night.

262
00:15:06,177 --> 00:15:08,511
I can't believe the boss
made me bring backup.

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No offense, I just
really don't see

264
00:15:10,469 --> 00:15:11,928
what you bring to the table.

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00:15:13,219 --> 00:15:14,552
All I know is,

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if we don't get that girl

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and bring her back to sausalito,

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we'll both be fired.

269
00:15:19,844 --> 00:15:21,719
Oh, ugh. Mint?

270
00:15:22,427 --> 00:15:23,970
You know what? Take 'em all.

271
00:15:49,928 --> 00:15:51,469
And then it goes...

272
00:15:57,344 --> 00:15:59,469
Anyway, it's not finished yet,

273
00:15:59,552 --> 00:16:01,844
but it's my best rock opera yet.

274
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,844
I'm calling it rocktapus.

275
00:16:04,386 --> 00:16:05,886
I wrote it in the bath.

276
00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:08,678
I've been taking
a lot of baths recently.

277
00:16:08,761 --> 00:16:10,052
You know, I think it's...

278
00:16:14,094 --> 00:16:17,511
All that beautiful water!

279
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:20,469
Forget Salem! We
know how it turned out.

280
00:16:20,552 --> 00:16:21,844
Change of plans.

281
00:16:39,594 --> 00:16:41,678
Thing, how did this happen?

282
00:16:41,761 --> 00:16:43,344
We were supposed to be in Salem.

283
00:16:45,386 --> 00:16:47,302
Ah, don't be mad, brother.

284
00:16:47,386 --> 00:16:49,886
Niagara Falls is the
great wonder of the world

285
00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:52,552
and kills the most tourists

286
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:55,386
with its powerful, seducfive

287
00:16:56,719 --> 00:16:58,135
water.

288
00:17:00,094 --> 00:17:02,219
Fester? Fester?

289
00:17:02,302 --> 00:17:03,844
Hey, fester.

290
00:17:04,261 --> 00:17:05,427
Are you feeling all right?

291
00:17:05,511 --> 00:17:08,052
You're not your usual
creepy self.

292
00:17:08,135 --> 00:17:09,302
Not especially.

293
00:17:09,386 --> 00:17:10,761
Will you take a look at this?

294
00:17:10,844 --> 00:17:12,761
Does this seem off to you?

295
00:17:12,844 --> 00:17:14,177
It smells okay,

296
00:17:14,261 --> 00:17:15,928
but make sure to put it
in the fridge.

297
00:17:16,011 --> 00:17:17,552
Seafood turns very quickly.

298
00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:21,469
Having fun?

299
00:17:21,552 --> 00:17:25,636
I'm staring at Canada, if
that answers your question.

300
00:17:25,719 --> 00:17:27,386
I'm sorry, Wednesday.

301
00:17:27,469 --> 00:17:29,011
I know how much
you wanted to see

302
00:17:29,094 --> 00:17:31,469
where girls your age
were burned at the stake.

303
00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:32,713
What did you call them again?

304
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,052
Squad ghouls.

305
00:17:35,636 --> 00:17:37,678
What do you say
we do a little exploring?

306
00:17:37,761 --> 00:17:38,761
Justus.

307
00:17:38,844 --> 00:17:40,844
I saw a vintage store in town.

308
00:17:40,928 --> 00:17:44,177
Maybe it's time for you
to try out a more mature look.

309
00:17:45,761 --> 00:17:48,302
The little black dress
is a classic, mother.

310
00:17:48,386 --> 00:17:50,011
There's my little holy terror.

311
00:17:51,469 --> 00:17:53,761
You know how I feel
about hugs, father.

312
00:17:57,469 --> 00:18:00,636
Did you know dozens of people
tried to go over these falls

313
00:18:00,719 --> 00:18:02,135
in wooden barrels?

314
00:18:02,219 --> 00:18:03,678
Does anyone survive?

315
00:18:03,761 --> 00:18:06,261
Some do. Some don't.

316
00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:10,094
I hear it's a barrel of fun.

317
00:18:12,177 --> 00:18:15,511
Pugsley, have you ever worn
a coat of live bees?

318
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,011
OMG.

319
00:18:18,094 --> 00:18:20,094
I should totes take a selfie
of this moment.

320
00:18:21,552 --> 00:18:24,344
Ah! This is
the perfect opportunity

321
00:18:24,427 --> 00:18:26,261
to try out the moves in my book.

322
00:18:26,344 --> 00:18:27,552
The key with women

323
00:18:27,636 --> 00:18:30,135
is to make a strong
first impression.

324
00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:31,678
You mean like a bad smell?

325
00:18:31,761 --> 00:18:33,302
Well, that goes without saying.

326
00:18:33,386 --> 00:18:36,970
What I mean is, it's
important to make a big splash.

327
00:18:37,052 --> 00:18:38,678
Are you with me, kid?

328
00:18:44,094 --> 00:18:45,678
I just skinned my knee

329
00:18:46,011 --> 00:18:47,844
falling for you.

330
00:18:49,970 --> 00:18:51,928
That's so corny.

331
00:18:52,011 --> 00:18:54,302
Ugh. Did you get that
from a book?

332
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:58,302
Leave this to me.

333
00:18:58,386 --> 00:19:00,886
Excuse me, vacuous lemmings.

334
00:19:03,219 --> 00:19:05,135
Oh, come on.

335
00:19:30,344 --> 00:19:32,344
Stop! No!

336
00:19:50,219 --> 00:19:53,219
Madison, would you do me
the honor of becoming my wife?

337
00:19:54,719 --> 00:19:57,135
Help!

338
00:19:57,386 --> 00:19:58,511
Is that a maybe?

339
00:20:15,844 --> 00:20:17,761
Right in the niagara balls!

340
00:20:22,761 --> 00:20:24,552
Nobody is renting barrels.

341
00:20:24,636 --> 00:20:27,427
I had to buy 300 pickles
just to get these.

342
00:20:27,511 --> 00:20:28,946
You go that way.
I'll look over here.

343
00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:29,970
Gomez, look.

344
00:20:31,344 --> 00:20:32,761
Isn't that the weaselly man

345
00:20:32,844 --> 00:20:34,844
who came to the house
looking for Wednesday?

346
00:20:34,928 --> 00:20:38,052
Well, I have to admit,
I admire the man's tenacity.

347
00:20:38,135 --> 00:20:39,302
Wednesday, let's try

348
00:20:39,386 --> 00:20:41,844
a little family
trust-building exercise.

349
00:20:41,928 --> 00:20:44,177
I don't believe in exercise.
Sorry!

350
00:20:51,844 --> 00:20:56,386
Excelsior! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

351
00:20:57,970 --> 00:20:59,469
Hey, hey, wait for me!

352
00:20:59,552 --> 00:21:01,427
I wanna go in the water too!

353
00:21:09,261 --> 00:21:11,552
Help! Pongo!

354
00:21:11,636 --> 00:21:13,594
Guess that takes care of that.

355
00:21:14,427 --> 00:21:16,011
Hey, where's pugsley?

356
00:21:17,469 --> 00:21:19,844
Well, look at this,
a tiny floating person.

357
00:21:21,427 --> 00:21:22,844
Oh! There he is.

358
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:29,011
How great was that, Wednesday?

359
00:21:29,094 --> 00:21:30,844
And we both survived.

360
00:21:30,928 --> 00:21:33,135
Another thing we have in common.

361
00:21:33,219 --> 00:21:35,469
Okay, what's going on?

362
00:21:35,552 --> 00:21:36,803
Whatever do you mean?

363
00:21:36,970 --> 00:21:38,135
Father.

364
00:21:38,219 --> 00:21:40,636
His erratic behavior.

365
00:21:40,719 --> 00:21:43,011
This last-minute family
trip to make memories.

366
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,469
Giving hugs.

367
00:21:44,552 --> 00:21:45,844
It's torture.

368
00:21:45,928 --> 00:21:47,177
And not the fun kind,

369
00:21:47,261 --> 00:21:49,552
like putting leeches
in pugsley's briefs.

370
00:21:50,302 --> 00:21:52,886
Anyway, I'm quite sure
he's dying.

371
00:21:52,970 --> 00:21:54,511
What? Don't worry.

372
00:21:54,594 --> 00:21:55,928
I won't tell pugsley.

373
00:21:56,011 --> 00:21:57,135
Not yet.

374
00:21:57,219 --> 00:21:58,928
He'll enjoy the surprise.

375
00:21:59,219 --> 00:22:03,761
But ifyou're afraid to ask my
permission to take a new lover,

376
00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:05,386
just know you have it.

377
00:22:16,719 --> 00:22:19,719
Ouch! Mom, tell her to stop!

378
00:22:19,803 --> 00:22:21,719
Please,
darlings, quiet down.

379
00:22:21,803 --> 00:22:23,552
I'm trying to find a signal.

380
00:22:29,219 --> 00:22:30,636
Mom, help!

381
00:22:30,719 --> 00:22:32,719
Gomez, have you heard
from your mother yet?

382
00:22:32,803 --> 00:22:34,386
She's not answering my texts.

383
00:22:34,469 --> 00:22:36,886
Oh, she's probably having
an early night.

384
00:22:36,970 --> 00:22:40,511
The woman is almost
102 years old, after all.

385
00:22:47,803 --> 00:22:49,011
Whoo-hoo!

386
00:22:49,094 --> 00:22:50,552
We're here for the party!

387
00:22:51,177 --> 00:22:52,636
Whoop-la!

388
00:22:52,719 --> 00:22:53,719
Tickets, please!

389
00:22:53,803 --> 00:22:57,219
Wow, this place is a whole mood.

390
00:22:57,302 --> 00:23:00,636
Well, ifyou're
in the mood to party,

391
00:23:00,719 --> 00:23:02,511
step right this way.

392
00:23:02,594 --> 00:23:05,094
Whoa! This plant totes slaps!

393
00:23:05,177 --> 00:23:08,135
No, darling, she snaps.

394
00:23:08,219 --> 00:23:10,094
Oh, don't worry, don't worry.

395
00:23:10,177 --> 00:23:12,094
She's on a vegan diet.

396
00:23:12,177 --> 00:23:15,678
In that she only eats vegans.

397
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:17,386
And who's the headliner?

398
00:23:17,469 --> 00:23:20,052
Uh... uh... the talking heads.

399
00:23:20,135 --> 00:23:21,135
For reals?

400
00:23:21,219 --> 00:23:22,302
Uh, yeah, yeah.

401
00:23:22,386 --> 00:23:23,719
Uh, they're right over there.

402
00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,195
You 'bout that lifestyle

403
00:23:25,219 --> 00:23:26,511
lifestyle

404
00:23:26,594 --> 00:23:28,219
everybody knows

405
00:23:28,302 --> 00:23:31,511
diamonds ain't got nothin'
on you, ooh, ooh

406
00:23:31,594 --> 00:23:32,928
we 'bout that lifestyle

407
00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:35,135
um... I didn't pay $500
to watch a bunch of puppets.

408
00:23:35,344 --> 00:23:36,511
What?

409
00:23:36,594 --> 00:23:38,344
Do you know how
hard it is to decapitate

410
00:23:38,427 --> 00:23:40,011
an entire barber shop quartet?

411
00:23:42,094 --> 00:23:44,094
Ew! Refund, please.

412
00:23:44,177 --> 00:23:45,469
No, no, no.

413
00:23:45,552 --> 00:23:46,928
Let's not be hasty.

414
00:23:47,011 --> 00:23:49,427
I was just joking.

415
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,052
I don't want to ruin
the surprise.

416
00:23:51,135 --> 00:23:52,844
And... and trust me,

417
00:23:52,928 --> 00:23:56,344
the headliner will make
serious headlines.

418
00:23:56,427 --> 00:23:57,844
You 'bout that lifestyle.

419
00:23:59,636 --> 00:24:00,636
Lifestyle.

420
00:24:06,552 --> 00:24:08,427
It was the dead of night.

421
00:24:11,511 --> 00:24:13,844
The witching hour.

422
00:24:13,928 --> 00:24:15,469
The wolf howled.

423
00:24:18,803 --> 00:24:21,886
And then she heard
a scratching at the door.

424
00:24:21,970 --> 00:24:23,552
Scratch,

425
00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:25,094
scratch,

426
00:24:25,177 --> 00:24:27,219
scratch.

427
00:24:27,302 --> 00:24:30,594
She slowly opened it to reveal

428
00:24:31,177 --> 00:24:32,928
a puppy!

429
00:24:33,011 --> 00:24:35,261
And around its neck

430
00:24:35,344 --> 00:24:36,511
was a bow!

431
00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:40,844
Mmm. Gomez.

432
00:24:40,928 --> 00:24:43,302
You remember when I first
told you that one, pugsley?

433
00:24:43,386 --> 00:24:45,427
You must've been two months old.

434
00:24:45,511 --> 00:24:47,678
Oh, you'd scream and scream

435
00:24:47,761 --> 00:24:49,344
until you wet yourself.

436
00:24:49,427 --> 00:24:51,552
Sometmngs neverchange.

437
00:24:53,594 --> 00:24:55,344
She's not back yet.

438
00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:56,928
She said she wanted to be alone,

439
00:24:57,011 --> 00:24:59,094
but how long does that take?

440
00:24:59,177 --> 00:25:00,761
There she is.

441
00:25:00,844 --> 00:25:02,469
How did it go out
there, vvednesday?

442
00:25:02,552 --> 00:25:04,469
Did kitty do his business?

443
00:25:04,552 --> 00:25:05,552
Indeed.

444
00:25:07,469 --> 00:25:08,987
Ew! Come, come. Join us.

445
00:25:09,011 --> 00:25:11,552
We were just telling stories
of when pugsley was born.

446
00:25:11,636 --> 00:25:13,844
He kept us up all night,
howling.

447
00:25:13,928 --> 00:25:15,678
Wednesday,
you were the opposite.

448
00:25:15,761 --> 00:25:17,011
I've never heard of a baby

449
00:25:17,094 --> 00:25:19,177
being completely silent before.

450
00:25:19,261 --> 00:25:20,678
Ah, yes,

451
00:25:20,761 --> 00:25:23,094
I remember the night
Wednesday was born.

452
00:25:23,177 --> 00:25:24,678
It was a Tuesday.

453
00:25:24,761 --> 00:25:27,678
All tucked in tight
in the hospital nursery.

454
00:25:27,761 --> 00:25:30,261
She was silent as a jellyfish.

455
00:25:30,344 --> 00:25:33,344
Even when all the other
little babies started bawling.

456
00:25:33,427 --> 00:25:35,302
What do you mean?

457
00:25:35,386 --> 00:25:37,761
Oh, I never told you this story?

458
00:25:38,928 --> 00:25:40,886
Start talking.

459
00:25:41,719 --> 00:25:43,357
Well, I was looking
for a bathroom

460
00:25:43,386 --> 00:25:45,886
because I'd eaten all
of the patients' pudding

461
00:25:45,970 --> 00:25:47,594
that they left behind,

462
00:25:47,678 --> 00:25:50,719
when I took a wrong turn
into the hospital nursery.

463
00:25:59,594 --> 00:26:01,511
And that's when
I spotted her.

464
00:26:05,177 --> 00:26:08,511
I just wanted to get a
better look at my new niece.

465
00:26:08,594 --> 00:26:10,511
But a bunch
of the babies started

466
00:26:10,594 --> 00:26:12,135
wailing their heads off.

467
00:26:12,219 --> 00:26:15,970
So, I remembered the age-old
Addams family nursery trick.

468
00:26:28,011 --> 00:26:30,261
And sure enough,
they all fell asleep.

469
00:26:32,594 --> 00:26:35,135
And I put all the babies back
where I found them.

470
00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:37,427
I think.

471
00:26:39,594 --> 00:26:41,135
Pretty sure.

472
00:26:45,386 --> 00:26:47,219
Kitty needs a walk. Right away.

473
00:26:47,302 --> 00:26:48,445
But I just walked...

474
00:26:48,469 --> 00:26:50,511
Fester,
you're in charge.

475
00:26:51,094 --> 00:26:53,636
I wonder if I could
juggle actual children.

476
00:26:53,719 --> 00:26:55,928
Wednesday, pugsley,
bring it in, let's find out.

477
00:26:56,011 --> 00:26:57,886
You never know until you try.

478
00:26:57,970 --> 00:26:59,195
And if one of you

479
00:26:59,219 --> 00:27:01,219
falls on your head,
well, lesson learned.

480
00:27:01,302 --> 00:27:04,719
Hard to believe women don't
want to talk to either of you.

481
00:27:06,427 --> 00:27:09,302
Gomez, what if
what that lawyer said is true?

482
00:27:09,511 --> 00:27:11,761
These people are
not going to give up.

483
00:27:11,844 --> 00:27:14,886
They'll keep coming
until they take her away.

484
00:27:14,970 --> 00:27:16,177
Let him come!

485
00:27:16,261 --> 00:27:18,803
They shall know us
by our trail of dead.

486
00:27:18,886 --> 00:27:21,552
Ugh. That's
your answer to everything.

487
00:27:21,803 --> 00:27:23,427
I only wish

488
00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:25,761
I did have the answer
for it, querida.

489
00:27:29,761 --> 00:27:31,386
Tish! That's it.

490
00:27:31,928 --> 00:27:35,011
I may not have the answer,
but I know someone who will.

491
00:27:35,469 --> 00:27:36,803
I hope so.

492
00:27:36,886 --> 00:27:39,511
Whatever we do, we can't
let Wednesday find out

493
00:27:39,594 --> 00:27:41,511
she might not be our daughter.

494
00:27:46,844 --> 00:27:48,594
Could it be true?

495
00:27:48,678 --> 00:27:52,386
Could I have been
misplaced in my infancy?

496
00:27:52,469 --> 00:27:55,844
Grown up with a delusion
that I am one person,

497
00:27:55,928 --> 00:28:00,803
when in fact, I am someone
completely different.

498
00:28:01,594 --> 00:28:06,594
Now this is the origin story
an innovator like me deserves.

499
00:28:06,678 --> 00:28:09,761
Itwould make a fascinating
first chapter in my memoir.

500
00:28:10,761 --> 00:28:11,844
Can you imagine?

501
00:28:16,803 --> 00:28:18,219
Come on, kids!

502
00:28:18,302 --> 00:28:20,135
Up and Addams!

503
00:28:21,177 --> 00:28:23,719
Thing, head south.

504
00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:27,719
What we need is a little
old-fashioned Addams fun!

505
00:28:37,928 --> 00:28:39,678
I got it.
Oh! There we go.

506
00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:40,761
Oh, dude!

507
00:28:42,636 --> 00:28:43,761
Hey, freak!

508
00:28:45,177 --> 00:28:46,636
Pass it back!

509
00:28:47,177 --> 00:28:48,761
I'm not a freak.

510
00:28:50,719 --> 00:28:52,219
I'm a force of nature.

511
00:28:54,427 --> 00:28:56,177
Some force of nature.

512
00:28:56,261 --> 00:28:57,719
So weak.

513
00:29:01,135 --> 00:29:02,844
Guys, you see this?

514
00:29:02,928 --> 00:29:04,719
What's going on? What is it?

515
00:29:34,177 --> 00:29:35,552
Oh, my.

516
00:29:35,636 --> 00:29:38,427
It looks like
some unfortunate soul

517
00:29:38,511 --> 00:29:42,302
has dropped a small fortune
in the sand.

518
00:29:42,386 --> 00:29:43,844
That's mine!

519
00:29:53,844 --> 00:29:56,844
Lame!

520
00:29:56,928 --> 00:30:00,594
It looks like we
need to go over chapter 3,

521
00:30:00,678 --> 00:30:03,344
"how to be repulsive
and impress girls."

522
00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:04,552
I'll be right back.

523
00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,928
I gotta go use the bathroom.

524
00:30:34,011 --> 00:30:35,011
Shark! Shark!

525
00:30:48,219 --> 00:30:49,594
Run for your lives!

526
00:30:54,719 --> 00:30:56,636
Hyah! See?

527
00:30:56,719 --> 00:30:59,427
Now that's how
you attract attention.

528
00:31:03,386 --> 00:31:05,928
Ah! There he is.

529
00:31:06,011 --> 00:31:08,803
The man we came to see.

530
00:31:39,511 --> 00:31:40,844
It!

531
00:31:40,928 --> 00:31:44,094
Good to see you,
my bewhiskered cousin.

532
00:31:44,177 --> 00:31:46,511
You made it.

533
00:31:46,594 --> 00:31:49,678
Mmm. It's in Florida
for spring break.

534
00:31:49,761 --> 00:31:52,552
Ghouls gone wild, am I right?

535
00:31:52,636 --> 00:31:53,904
He's going to join us
on our trip.

536
00:31:53,928 --> 00:31:55,344
Hold on.

537
00:31:55,427 --> 00:31:57,386
He's coming in the camper?

538
00:31:57,469 --> 00:31:59,261
We're cramped enough as it is.

539
00:31:59,344 --> 00:32:01,261
And he sheds, morticia.

540
00:32:01,344 --> 00:32:03,219
Oh, fester, he's family.

541
00:32:03,302 --> 00:32:05,094
The more the hairier.

542
00:32:05,177 --> 00:32:07,844
Well, if he's allowed on
the couch, then so am I!

543
00:32:15,719 --> 00:32:16,886
No, no, no!

544
00:32:16,970 --> 00:32:18,427
I said cut the red wire.

545
00:32:20,594 --> 00:32:23,886
I can't believe Taylor
swift wants to date me.

546
00:32:23,970 --> 00:32:25,636
Me.

547
00:32:25,719 --> 00:32:27,427
Make sure to close the door

548
00:32:27,511 --> 00:32:31,135
when you go into outer space.

549
00:32:31,219 --> 00:32:35,135
Yes, beyonce, I would love
to share my ham with you.

550
00:33:40,177 --> 00:33:42,094
Morticia, I told you so.

551
00:33:42,177 --> 00:33:43,886
There's hairballs everywhere.

552
00:33:46,052 --> 00:33:48,928
Yeah, and the same
to you, fuzzface.

553
00:33:57,177 --> 00:33:58,886
How could you tell?

554
00:34:05,803 --> 00:34:09,844
Did it ever bother you
that you were so different

555
00:34:09,928 --> 00:34:11,803
from the rest of the family?

556
00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:16,094
A rebellious phase?

557
00:34:19,469 --> 00:34:23,344
You shaved your entire
body as a teenager?

558
00:34:27,302 --> 00:34:30,594
Oh. So that's what changed.

559
00:34:31,219 --> 00:34:33,135
You owned who you were.

560
00:34:36,302 --> 00:34:38,177
That's the problem.

561
00:34:38,261 --> 00:34:39,970
I don't know who I am.

562
00:34:44,302 --> 00:34:46,469
Get over here asap.

563
00:34:46,761 --> 00:34:49,261
I went too far this time
and things are getting hairy!

564
00:34:49,344 --> 00:34:50,552
No offense.

565
00:34:59,344 --> 00:35:00,886
Let's do this!

566
00:35:08,177 --> 00:35:10,135
It's that lawyer, Gomez.

567
00:35:10,219 --> 00:35:11,552
He's found us again.

568
00:35:11,636 --> 00:35:13,344
He wants what we have.

569
00:35:13,427 --> 00:35:15,386
Well, he won't get her.

570
00:35:15,761 --> 00:35:17,135
Good, pugsley.

571
00:35:17,219 --> 00:35:18,928
Right this way.

572
00:35:20,761 --> 00:35:22,678
How about a fun
family travel game?

573
00:35:22,761 --> 00:35:24,052
Everyone around the table.

574
00:35:45,261 --> 00:35:46,511
So, what shall we play?

575
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:50,594
How about punch buggy?

576
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:52,135
Punch_.

577
00:35:53,177 --> 00:35:55,094
Buggy.

578
00:36:08,261 --> 00:36:09,302
We need to step on it.

579
00:36:09,386 --> 00:36:10,844
And we'll need a place to hide.

580
00:36:10,928 --> 00:36:12,970
I have just the place, quenda.

581
00:36:14,511 --> 00:36:16,219
Thing, turn here.

582
00:36:17,052 --> 00:36:18,052
Look out!

583
00:36:40,052 --> 00:36:42,427
You sure this is
the right place, pop?

584
00:36:42,511 --> 00:36:43,511
Yes, son.

585
00:36:43,594 --> 00:36:45,427
The alamo.

586
00:36:46,803 --> 00:36:50,552
You can sense that
many lives were lost here.

587
00:36:50,636 --> 00:36:53,552
Let us take a moment
to pay our respect.

588
00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:02,761
Okay. Enough respect.

589
00:37:02,844 --> 00:37:03,970
Everyone in!

590
00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:16,552
Look at y'all's costumes!

591
00:37:18,052 --> 00:37:21,177
You guys are a little early
for the Halloween pageant.

592
00:37:21,261 --> 00:37:25,344
Today, we're on the hunt for our
next little miss jalapeño pepper.

593
00:37:28,261 --> 00:37:29,500
Hello? Vvednesday!

594
00:37:29,552 --> 00:37:31,135
Wednesday Addams!

595
00:37:31,219 --> 00:37:33,928
Are you in there? Hello?

596
00:37:34,052 --> 00:37:36,594
Well, burn my biscuits.

597
00:37:36,678 --> 00:37:39,177
This here's
our little tumbleweed.

598
00:37:39,261 --> 00:37:41,844
And she's a-fixin'
to be the lone star

599
00:37:41,928 --> 00:37:44,344
of this here rodeo! What?

600
00:37:44,427 --> 00:37:45,970
Well, in that case,

601
00:37:46,052 --> 00:37:48,552
we better get you
all gussied up, hon.

602
00:37:49,011 --> 00:37:52,177
Father, this will not
end well for you.

603
00:37:53,970 --> 00:37:55,612
Wednesday!

604
00:37:58,344 --> 00:37:59,970
Gomez, what are you doing?

605
00:38:00,052 --> 00:38:02,636
Just follow my lead.

606
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:05,344
Howdy. We're oil tycoons.

607
00:38:05,427 --> 00:38:08,219
Oil tycoons? How can I... eesh!

608
00:38:08,302 --> 00:38:10,177
We're a-fixin' to find ourselves

609
00:38:10,261 --> 00:38:13,511
some fancy new Texas threads.

610
00:38:13,594 --> 00:38:15,219
Will this be enough to cover it?

611
00:38:20,761 --> 00:38:22,302
Yeah! Check it out!

612
00:38:22,386 --> 00:38:24,219
Now just
hold still, sweetie.

613
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:25,511
Make it tighter.

614
00:38:28,177 --> 00:38:29,511
What's your talent?

615
00:38:29,594 --> 00:38:31,719
I can read minds.

616
00:38:31,844 --> 00:38:32,970
No, you can't.

617
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:36,302
Yes, I can.

618
00:38:36,386 --> 00:38:38,261
This isn't really happening.

619
00:38:38,344 --> 00:38:40,011
It is really happening.

620
00:38:40,094 --> 00:38:41,695
Think of a number.
Uh, number seven.

621
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,261
Seven.

622
00:38:43,344 --> 00:38:44,719
Uh, purple. Purple.

623
00:38:44,803 --> 00:38:45,844
My worst nightmare.

624
00:38:45,928 --> 00:38:47,803
Hippopotamus riding a bicycle.

625
00:38:47,886 --> 00:38:49,094
What's your name?

626
00:38:49,177 --> 00:38:51,177
Wednesday, what's yours?
I don't wanna tell you.

627
00:38:52,427 --> 00:38:53,594
Hello, Peggy.

628
00:38:56,052 --> 00:38:57,219
I know.

629
00:38:57,302 --> 00:38:58,970
Just give me the trophy already.

630
00:39:15,469 --> 00:39:18,219
I look like uncle Sam
threw up all over me.

631
00:39:18,302 --> 00:39:20,886
Very good, pugsley. Blend in.

632
00:39:20,970 --> 00:39:23,177
If you have to interact
with any of the locals,

633
00:39:23,261 --> 00:39:26,970
remember, they're more afraid
of you than you are of them.

634
00:39:30,761 --> 00:39:32,678
Oh, my word!

635
00:39:38,552 --> 00:39:40,886
These are the perfect disguises.

636
00:39:40,970 --> 00:39:42,719
It's like we're invisible.

637
00:39:58,052 --> 00:39:59,594
We're dead, Gomez.

638
00:40:01,594 --> 00:40:02,970
Are my ribbons tied?

639
00:40:03,052 --> 00:40:05,761
Is my hair in place?

640
00:40:05,844 --> 00:40:09,344
Have I got a cute expression
on my face?

641
00:40:09,427 --> 00:40:11,344
Are my shoes all shined?

642
00:40:11,427 --> 00:40:12,970
I try to keep in line

643
00:40:13,052 --> 00:40:16,886
when I'm dancing
in the show tonight

644
00:40:16,970 --> 00:40:20,761
does my shuffle-step
really look so good?

645
00:40:22,302 --> 00:40:24,386
Am I doing it the way
you think I should?

646
00:40:24,469 --> 00:40:28,135
Would it be amiss
if I blew a kiss?

647
00:40:28,219 --> 00:40:31,844
When I'm dancing
in the show tonight

648
00:40:35,094 --> 00:40:39,386
ah. The only girls I see here
are perfectly normal.

649
00:40:39,970 --> 00:40:43,761
Showtime now is getting nearer

650
00:40:43,844 --> 00:40:46,094
and I'm getting scared.

651
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:51,427
Wish I could see in the mirror

652
00:40:51,511 --> 00:40:54,678
if I'm all prepared

653
00:40:54,761 --> 00:40:56,844
first you take a step

654
00:40:56,928 --> 00:40:58,970
then you point your toe

655
00:40:59,052 --> 00:41:02,469
hope I know it
like I did a week ago

656
00:41:02,552 --> 00:41:04,719
am I standing straight?

657
00:41:04,803 --> 00:41:06,177
I can hardly wait

658
00:41:06,261 --> 00:41:08,552
till I'm dancing
in the show tonight.

659
00:41:21,302 --> 00:41:23,761
Brava! Bravissima!

660
00:41:23,844 --> 00:41:25,427
Hear, hear! Bella!

661
00:41:27,302 --> 00:41:28,302
There she is!

662
00:41:30,011 --> 00:41:31,153
Hey, y'all!

663
00:41:31,177 --> 00:41:35,344
That man right there is one of
the top talent agents in the world!

664
00:41:39,427 --> 00:41:40,970
What?

665
00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:51,636
You rang?

666
00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:54,302
Quick, lurch.

667
00:41:54,386 --> 00:41:55,970
Grab Wednesday.

668
00:42:16,761 --> 00:42:17,844
Help!

669
00:42:17,928 --> 00:42:18,970
Pongo!

670
00:42:25,219 --> 00:42:26,344
Hello. Hi.

671
00:42:29,427 --> 00:42:31,719
I'll find you, Wednesday Addams!

672
00:42:37,886 --> 00:42:41,511
You have traumatized me
beyond all recognition.

673
00:42:41,594 --> 00:42:43,135
Shelooks the same to me.

674
00:42:43,219 --> 00:42:44,970
Who is that man?

675
00:42:45,052 --> 00:42:46,928
I know he's not a talent agent.

676
00:42:47,011 --> 00:42:49,511
He's the same man
who came to the house.

677
00:42:51,261 --> 00:42:53,219
You're right.

678
00:42:53,302 --> 00:42:55,844
You're far too clever for us to
pull the wool over your eyes.

679
00:42:57,344 --> 00:42:58,552
That man

680
00:42:59,094 --> 00:43:01,386
is a door-to-door salesman.
Gomez.

681
00:43:01,511 --> 00:43:03,261
And what is he selling?

682
00:43:03,344 --> 00:43:05,261
Uh... tupperware?

683
00:43:05,344 --> 00:43:07,094
Knives? Makeup.

684
00:43:07,177 --> 00:43:08,886
Uh... uh, frozen steaks.

685
00:43:08,970 --> 00:43:11,261
Life insurance for cows.

686
00:43:11,344 --> 00:43:12,469
Uh, they need it.

687
00:43:12,552 --> 00:43:15,302
The steak industry
is, oh, brutal.

688
00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:18,302
Okay.

689
00:43:18,386 --> 00:43:20,219
If that's the way
you want to play it.

690
00:43:20,594 --> 00:43:22,844
I'm going to go give
pugsley a haircut.

691
00:43:22,928 --> 00:43:24,219
I think he's taking a nap.

692
00:43:25,177 --> 00:43:26,511
Exactly.

693
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:28,719
That was easy.

694
00:43:50,552 --> 00:43:52,886
I'm not sure
Wednesday believed us.

695
00:43:53,469 --> 00:43:56,052
I'm sure she would have said
something if she didn't.

696
00:43:56,135 --> 00:43:58,970
If there's one thing we can count
on Wednesday for, it's honesty.

697
00:43:59,052 --> 00:44:01,928
She certainly lets me know
when I'm embarrassing her

698
00:44:02,011 --> 00:44:03,219
orhovenng

699
00:44:03,302 --> 00:44:05,427
or being uncool.

700
00:44:08,636 --> 00:44:11,135
Children are like socks
in the laundry?

701
00:44:11,219 --> 00:44:14,344
They need to be lost
in order to be found?

702
00:44:14,594 --> 00:44:15,719
That's brilliant!

703
00:44:15,803 --> 00:44:16,970
Yes.

704
00:44:17,052 --> 00:44:19,552
We should find a place,
lie low for a while,

705
00:44:19,636 --> 00:44:22,302
and this whole thing
will just blow over.

706
00:44:22,803 --> 00:44:24,970
Lurch, old boy, top it off.

707
00:44:25,052 --> 00:44:26,678
We have places to be.

708
00:44:58,928 --> 00:45:00,844
Where's kitty? He needs a walk.

709
00:45:00,928 --> 00:45:02,219
He's asleep.

710
00:45:02,302 --> 00:45:05,511
He and it hit the catnip
pretty hard last night.

711
00:45:15,219 --> 00:45:16,844
Yeah, I finally got off diapers,

712
00:45:16,928 --> 00:45:18,511
so this is gonna happen.

713
00:45:18,594 --> 00:45:20,177
Gotta go clean myself up.

714
00:45:21,177 --> 00:45:22,302
Pardon me.

715
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:25,261
Gomez, have you noticed changes

716
00:45:25,344 --> 00:45:27,511
in fester's body lately?

717
00:45:27,594 --> 00:45:29,552
Hmm. Puberty?

718
00:45:55,177 --> 00:45:58,177
A little privacy,
please.

719
00:46:04,261 --> 00:46:05,900
This doesn't look
so grand to me.

720
00:46:06,970 --> 00:46:09,552
The sheer emptiness.

721
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:13,886
Cavernous abyss
of absolutely nothing.

722
00:46:13,970 --> 00:46:15,427
The vertigo.

723
00:46:15,511 --> 00:46:17,469
Intoxicating.

724
00:46:17,678 --> 00:46:18,970
It's just us,

725
00:46:19,052 --> 00:46:23,094
the captivating beauty
of the great American outdoors

726
00:46:23,177 --> 00:46:26,511
and the wonderful
sound of silence.

727
00:46:35,761 --> 00:46:37,844
Pugsley, what do I keep saying?

728
00:46:37,928 --> 00:46:40,219
Amazon prime is not a toy.

729
00:46:53,427 --> 00:46:55,803
Oh, it's for you. Huh.

730
00:46:55,928 --> 00:46:58,219
Well, do you really have
to leave us so soon, cousin?

731
00:46:58,386 --> 00:46:59,552
Where are you headed?

732
00:47:02,011 --> 00:47:05,219
I see. Top-secret gig.

733
00:47:05,302 --> 00:47:08,678
Tell that Billie eilish she's a
little too sunny for my taste.

734
00:47:08,761 --> 00:47:10,594
But I'm still a fan.

735
00:47:17,594 --> 00:47:20,011
Why didn't I get
dating advice from him?

736
00:47:33,844 --> 00:47:35,427
I have something for you.

737
00:47:39,386 --> 00:47:40,844
A tiny coffin.

738
00:47:41,427 --> 00:47:44,427
I fear I shall have trouble
getting pugsley in here.

739
00:47:44,511 --> 00:47:46,011
No.

740
00:47:46,344 --> 00:47:47,636
Open it.

741
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:51,511
Your grandmother gave me
this necklace on my wedding day.

742
00:47:51,761 --> 00:47:53,302
It has been handed down

743
00:47:53,386 --> 00:47:55,636
through generations
of Addams women.

744
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,302
It is a part of every Addams.

745
00:47:58,386 --> 00:47:59,928
Just as you are.

746
00:48:03,219 --> 00:48:05,135
Are you sure this belongs to me?

747
00:48:06,011 --> 00:48:07,594
Of course, Wednesday.

748
00:48:07,928 --> 00:48:09,552
Who else would it belong to?

749
00:48:11,177 --> 00:48:12,594
Never mind.

750
00:48:12,678 --> 00:48:14,552
Thanks for the trinket, mother.

751
00:48:16,011 --> 00:48:17,427
Fire in the hole!

752
00:48:23,761 --> 00:48:25,552
Madison, would you
do me the honor...

753
00:48:46,219 --> 00:48:48,135
Now, that's grand.

754
00:48:48,219 --> 00:48:50,340
What was it you were saying
about laying low, darling?

755
00:48:52,177 --> 00:48:54,970
No more personal electronic
devices on this trip.

756
00:48:55,052 --> 00:48:57,219
Saddle up, Addams!

757
00:49:32,177 --> 00:49:34,552
You scurried fast,
little weasel.

758
00:49:34,761 --> 00:49:36,552
Please! Let me up!

759
00:49:36,844 --> 00:49:38,886
Where's your comically
large companion?

760
00:49:38,970 --> 00:49:42,928
That big ape ran out on me
at the alamo.

761
00:49:43,011 --> 00:49:45,552
Please! I'll tell
you everything.

762
00:49:45,636 --> 00:49:47,386
I'm listening.

763
00:49:53,803 --> 00:49:55,803
Mustela, have you
found the girl or...

764
00:49:57,302 --> 00:49:58,594
You got the drop on him.

765
00:49:59,219 --> 00:50:01,135
Mr. Strange.

766
00:50:01,427 --> 00:50:03,844
Please, call me Cyrus.

767
00:50:03,928 --> 00:50:06,302
Mr. Strange will suffice.

768
00:50:06,386 --> 00:50:08,011
What is this all about?

769
00:50:08,135 --> 00:50:10,261
It's about you, Wednesday.

770
00:50:10,636 --> 00:50:13,386
My wife and I were separated
from our true daughter

771
00:50:13,469 --> 00:50:14,970
on the night of her birth.

772
00:50:15,594 --> 00:50:17,761
I never gave up
trying to find her.

773
00:50:18,261 --> 00:50:20,552
I searched and searched
for years,

774
00:50:20,636 --> 00:50:23,552
and then, suddenly, there I was,

775
00:50:23,928 --> 00:50:25,761
standing on that stage.

776
00:50:25,844 --> 00:50:27,511
Looking right at you.

777
00:50:28,427 --> 00:50:29,761
In that moment,

778
00:50:29,844 --> 00:50:33,970
I knew that you were
my long lost child.

779
00:50:34,052 --> 00:50:35,511
The physical similarities.

780
00:50:35,594 --> 00:50:38,469
The brilliant scientific mind.

781
00:50:38,552 --> 00:50:40,219
I did some digging.

782
00:50:40,761 --> 00:50:42,761
You were born
at the same hospital,

783
00:50:42,844 --> 00:50:45,427
the same day
as the girl we've raised.

784
00:50:45,511 --> 00:50:48,094
And as if meant to be,

785
00:50:48,177 --> 00:50:50,344
your name, Wednesday,

786
00:50:50,427 --> 00:50:52,719
is from my favorite poem.

787
00:50:52,803 --> 00:50:54,344
"Wednesday's child is..."

788
00:50:54,427 --> 00:50:56,052
"Full of woe."

789
00:50:56,636 --> 00:50:58,678
I was named after that poem.

790
00:50:59,219 --> 00:51:00,719
I live by it.

791
00:51:01,386 --> 00:51:02,970
I think we owe it to ourselves

792
00:51:03,052 --> 00:51:04,928
to get to the bottom
of this, Wednesday.

793
00:51:05,302 --> 00:51:07,844
Why don't you come to my
home in sausalito? We can...

794
00:51:07,928 --> 00:51:10,052
Not so fast.

795
00:51:10,135 --> 00:51:13,261
I have further research to
conduct to verify your claim.

796
00:51:13,344 --> 00:51:14,761
Of course.

797
00:51:14,844 --> 00:51:16,594
I would expect nothing less.

798
00:51:17,011 --> 00:51:19,427
By the way, what did you do
with Mr. Mustela?

799
00:51:21,261 --> 00:51:22,552
I let him go.

800
00:52:10,011 --> 00:52:12,594
Tish. You minx.

801
00:52:19,011 --> 00:52:20,511
Let's settle this.

802
00:52:58,427 --> 00:53:00,719
It's all true.

803
00:53:02,511 --> 00:53:06,928
The facts before me prove
beyond a reasonable doubt

804
00:53:07,011 --> 00:53:09,344
that I am not an Addams.

805
00:53:09,678 --> 00:53:12,594
That means there's
only one logical choice.

806
00:53:13,261 --> 00:53:14,552
Don't you agree?

807
00:53:22,177 --> 00:53:23,219
Wednesday, dear.

808
00:53:25,052 --> 00:53:26,886
Come along, sleepyhead.

809
00:53:30,803 --> 00:53:32,636
Why, it's easier
to wake the dead

810
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:34,219
than to wake you, my little...

811
00:53:35,386 --> 00:53:36,552
Hi, mom.

812
00:53:38,427 --> 00:53:39,586
"Dear Addams family",

813
00:53:39,636 --> 00:53:40,928
"as you may have noticed,

814
00:53:41,011 --> 00:53:44,135
"our family dynamic
has been off-base lately.

815
00:53:44,219 --> 00:53:46,177
"I have been ruminating on

816
00:53:46,261 --> 00:53:48,177
"and questioning
the reason for this,

817
00:53:48,261 --> 00:53:52,135
"but a new revelation has
resolved this doubt for me."

818
00:53:52,219 --> 00:53:53,362
"I was the discordant note..."

819
00:53:53,386 --> 00:53:54,487
I was the discordant note

820
00:53:54,511 --> 00:53:57,636
that can never resolve
into Harmony.

821
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:00,552
And the reason I could never
truly relate to any of you

822
00:54:01,052 --> 00:54:02,552
is simple.

823
00:54:03,219 --> 00:54:05,719
I am not your relative.

824
00:54:07,636 --> 00:54:10,928
I have no recourse
but to leave for good

825
00:54:11,011 --> 00:54:14,386
and make my way
toward the truth.

826
00:54:15,052 --> 00:54:17,052
Do not attempt to follow me.

827
00:54:21,552 --> 00:54:22,552
Wait.

828
00:54:22,636 --> 00:54:24,552
Wednesday's not an Addams?

829
00:54:24,636 --> 00:54:27,011
I'm the only real Addams child?

830
00:54:27,094 --> 00:54:28,636
That's awesome!

831
00:54:28,761 --> 00:54:31,511
Too soon, pugsley. Too soon.

832
00:54:31,844 --> 00:54:33,302
What does she mean,

833
00:54:33,386 --> 00:54:35,011
"making her way
toward the truth"?

834
00:54:35,094 --> 00:54:36,719
Is this about the hospital thing

835
00:54:36,803 --> 00:54:38,552
that was totally not a big deal?

836
00:54:38,636 --> 00:54:40,761
This is all my fault.

837
00:54:40,844 --> 00:54:43,469
If she had
just felt closer to me,

838
00:54:43,552 --> 00:54:45,302
maybe this wouldn't
have happened.

839
00:54:45,386 --> 00:54:47,344
Thing! I need a bloody Mary.

840
00:54:47,427 --> 00:54:48,552
Make it a double.

841
00:54:48,636 --> 00:54:49,970
He's in the shower.

842
00:54:50,052 --> 00:54:52,928
La-di-di, la-di-da

843
00:54:53,011 --> 00:54:55,427
don't forget to clean
behind your knuckles.

844
00:55:15,302 --> 00:55:18,094
Lurch, I can see you.

845
00:55:19,970 --> 00:55:22,302
Obviously, I have
failed in my duty

846
00:55:22,386 --> 00:55:24,219
as your lurking advisor.

847
00:55:27,261 --> 00:55:29,427
I really don't know
how to answer that.

848
00:55:30,427 --> 00:55:34,052
But what I do know is that you
should go back to your family.

849
00:55:34,803 --> 00:55:37,011
It's time for me to find mine.

850
00:55:40,177 --> 00:55:42,135
I guess that's true.

851
00:55:42,219 --> 00:55:44,094
You're not an Addams either.

852
00:55:45,052 --> 00:55:47,344
How very sad that is.

853
00:55:49,177 --> 00:55:50,928
Much better, lurch.

854
00:55:51,011 --> 00:55:53,344
It appears I taught
you well, after all.

855
00:55:56,052 --> 00:55:58,386
Like the donner party before us,

856
00:55:58,469 --> 00:56:02,427
we travel to California
to fulfil our destiny

857
00:56:02,511 --> 00:56:05,594
and eat what we must
along the way.

858
00:56:05,970 --> 00:56:10,094
Let us conquer the
golden west or die trying.

859
00:56:10,177 --> 00:56:11,844
Lurch,

860
00:56:11,928 --> 00:56:13,636
to sausalito!

861
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:15,928
Thing, to sausalito!

862
00:56:16,011 --> 00:56:17,928
If we leave now,
we can catch up.

863
00:56:18,011 --> 00:56:20,761
Then we'll return home,
kidnap the necessary witnesses

864
00:56:20,844 --> 00:56:22,678
and snuff out
any remaining doubt

865
00:56:22,761 --> 00:56:24,469
that Wednesday is one of us.

866
00:56:24,552 --> 00:56:25,844
I love it

867
00:56:25,928 --> 00:56:29,761
when your murderous
maternal instincts kick in!

868
00:56:29,844 --> 00:56:32,177
We're back in the
parenting business!

869
00:56:32,552 --> 00:56:33,803
Come along, Addams.

870
00:56:33,886 --> 00:56:35,886
Let's bring Wednesday
back to her family.

871
00:56:39,970 --> 00:56:44,011
Ahem. Fester, your
tentacles are hanging out.

872
00:56:45,219 --> 00:56:47,094
I thought I felt a draft.

873
00:56:47,177 --> 00:56:48,511
Just don't kick 'em.

874
00:56:48,594 --> 00:56:49,970
They're very sensitive.

875
00:57:22,636 --> 00:57:25,386
All of those
do sound like great options,

876
00:57:25,469 --> 00:57:28,135
but which one is the
road to sausalito?

877
00:57:49,427 --> 00:57:51,344
Out of my way, hightower!

878
00:57:58,386 --> 00:57:59,427
Look, lurch.

879
00:57:59,886 --> 00:58:03,719
Aggressive people who use
loud noises and fast rides

880
00:58:03,803 --> 00:58:06,970
to distract themselves
from their childhood trauma.

881
00:58:07,177 --> 00:58:08,511
Just what we need.

882
00:58:40,970 --> 00:58:42,594
Hey!

883
00:58:42,678 --> 00:58:46,344
Ain't you the guy that almost
ran my bike off the road?

884
00:58:47,427 --> 00:58:49,886
And you must be miss lurleen?

885
00:58:53,761 --> 00:58:55,219
Excuse me?

886
00:58:56,594 --> 00:59:00,302
Ah. It seems I have offended
two people at once.

887
00:59:00,594 --> 00:59:01,678
How fortuitous.

888
00:59:04,344 --> 00:59:06,302
That was aninsthoo!

889
00:59:08,886 --> 00:59:12,511
I'm afraid you gentlemen
have made a grave error.

890
00:59:12,594 --> 00:59:14,970
Lurch, show these cretins

891
00:59:15,052 --> 00:59:18,511
what your cold,
dead hands are capable of.

892
00:59:32,261 --> 00:59:33,737
First/was afraid

893
00:59:33,761 --> 00:59:35,552
I was petrified

894
00:59:35,636 --> 00:59:39,344
kept thinking I could never
live without you by my side

895
00:59:39,427 --> 00:59:41,177
I should've been more specific.

896
00:59:41,261 --> 00:59:42,445
But then I spent so many nights

897
00:59:42,469 --> 00:59:43,761
thinking how you did me wrong

898
00:59:43,844 --> 00:59:45,636
and I grew strong

899
00:59:45,719 --> 00:59:48,719
and I learned how to get along.

900
00:59:52,594 --> 00:59:54,427
And so you're back

901
00:59:54,511 --> 00:59:56,719
from outer space

902
00:59:56,803 --> 00:59:58,886
I just walked in
to find you here

903
00:59:58,970 --> 01:00:00,970
with that sad look
upon your face

904
01:00:01,052 --> 01:00:02,761
I should've changed
that stupid lock

905
01:00:02,844 --> 01:00:05,511
I should've made you
leave your key

906
01:00:05,594 --> 01:00:07,344
if I'd known for just one second

907
01:00:07,427 --> 01:00:08,928
you'd be back to bother me

908
01:00:09,011 --> 01:00:11,094
go on now, go

909
01:00:11,177 --> 01:00:13,094
walk out the door

910
01:00:13,177 --> 01:00:15,094
just turn around now

911
01:00:15,177 --> 01:00:17,386
'cause you're not
welcome anymore

912
01:00:18,386 --> 01:00:20,052
weren't you the one who tried

913
01:00:20,135 --> 01:00:21,552
to hurt me with goodbye?

914
01:00:21,636 --> 01:00:23,678
Did you think I 'd crumble?

915
01:00:23,761 --> 01:00:25,427
Did you think
I'd lay down and die?

916
01:00:25,511 --> 01:00:27,344
Oh, no, not

917
01:00:27,427 --> 01:00:29,636
I will survive

918
01:00:29,719 --> 01:00:32,344
oh, as long as I know
how to love

919
01:00:32,427 --> 01:00:34,219
I know I'll stay alive

920
01:00:34,302 --> 01:00:37,844
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give

921
01:00:37,928 --> 01:00:41,135
and I'll survive
I will survive...

922
01:00:41,219 --> 01:00:44,135
All I wanted was a
violent roadhouse melee

923
01:00:44,219 --> 01:00:46,719
before hitching
a ride to sausalito.

924
01:00:46,803 --> 01:00:48,511
Was that too much to ask?

925
01:00:48,928 --> 01:00:50,302
Sausalito?

926
01:00:50,386 --> 01:00:52,177
That's exactly
where we're headed.

927
01:00:52,261 --> 01:00:54,844
It's the annual
hug-a-biker retreat

928
01:00:54,928 --> 01:00:57,469
where we deal
with our childhood trauma.

929
01:00:57,594 --> 01:00:59,344
I am good.

930
01:00:59,427 --> 01:01:02,135
Bring it in, little lady.

931
01:01:02,219 --> 01:01:03,844
I accept your offer of a ride.

932
01:01:03,928 --> 01:01:05,344
But if you don't mind,

933
01:01:05,427 --> 01:01:07,928
I will respectfully
decline the hug.

934
01:01:08,011 --> 01:01:10,552
I've been social
distancing since birth.

935
01:01:12,427 --> 01:01:14,719
I will survive

936
01:01:14,803 --> 01:01:17,386
oh, as long as I know
how to love

937
01:01:17,469 --> 01:01:18,970
I know I'll stay alive

938
01:01:19,052 --> 01:01:21,094
I've got all my life to live

939
01:01:21,177 --> 01:01:24,719
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive

940
01:01:24,803 --> 01:01:26,928
I will survive

941
01:01:27,011 --> 01:01:28,552
hey, hey.

942
01:01:43,011 --> 01:01:45,219
Hey, hey

943
01:01:45,302 --> 01:01:47,636
I will survive

944
01:01:47,719 --> 01:01:49,844
oh, as long as
I know how to love...

945
01:01:49,928 --> 01:01:51,636
Sayonara, little lady.

946
01:01:52,886 --> 01:01:54,636
Whoo-hoo!

947
01:02:05,594 --> 01:02:07,970
It's all Jekyll, no Hyde.

948
01:02:12,344 --> 01:02:14,552
I feel something, lurch.

949
01:02:14,970 --> 01:02:17,719
As though anticipation
and unease

950
01:02:17,803 --> 01:02:21,552
birthed some kind of
winged larvae in my stomach.

951
01:02:23,177 --> 01:02:25,719
Butterflies? Hmm.

952
01:02:25,803 --> 01:02:28,386
Perhaps my digestive acids
will kill them.

953
01:02:30,344 --> 01:02:32,469
Wednesday! You're here!

954
01:02:32,552 --> 01:02:34,427
Welcome home.

955
01:02:34,511 --> 01:02:37,261
Oh. I see you brought
a plus-one.

956
01:02:38,844 --> 01:02:40,094
Which is...

957
01:02:40,177 --> 01:02:41,427
Fine. Perfectly fine.

958
01:02:41,511 --> 01:02:43,261
Yes.

959
01:02:44,928 --> 01:02:45,928
Right this way.

960
01:02:53,052 --> 01:02:55,135
Wednesday, meet my wife.

961
01:02:55,219 --> 01:02:56,844
Ingrid.

962
01:02:56,928 --> 01:02:59,803
Uh, Ingrid has a touch
of laryngitis

963
01:02:59,886 --> 01:03:01,403
and finds it difficult to talk at
the moment.

964
01:03:01,427 --> 01:03:02,928
Hello.

965
01:03:03,011 --> 01:03:05,469
And this is Ophelia.

966
01:03:05,552 --> 01:03:08,511
Or as we call her,
our little oaf.

967
01:03:09,386 --> 01:03:10,427
The other...

968
01:03:10,928 --> 01:03:12,135
Me.

969
01:03:14,594 --> 01:03:16,552
Uh, Ingrid, my dear,

970
01:03:16,636 --> 01:03:18,719
why don't you rest for a while

971
01:03:18,803 --> 01:03:21,344
and I'll show our little
Wednesday around.

972
01:03:21,427 --> 01:03:23,219
Let's go see the laboratory.

973
01:03:23,302 --> 01:03:25,261
Don't look at them.

974
01:03:27,219 --> 01:03:28,803
Right this way.

975
01:03:35,469 --> 01:03:37,511
Welcome to the
future, Wednesday.

976
01:03:39,177 --> 01:03:41,135
What do you think?

977
01:03:41,219 --> 01:03:43,261
Pretty boss, huh?

978
01:03:43,970 --> 01:03:46,047
You've got a lot
of projects in the works.

979
01:03:47,344 --> 01:03:48,636
Ready, Wednesday?

980
01:03:52,594 --> 01:03:54,678
When I did this
DNA test with Ophelia

981
01:03:54,761 --> 01:03:57,052
and it informed me that
she wasn't my daughter,

982
01:03:57,135 --> 01:03:58,678
I was unsurprised.

983
01:03:59,302 --> 01:04:02,135
Perhaps you can
relate to me on that.

984
01:04:02,219 --> 01:04:03,928
You see what I did there?

985
01:04:04,011 --> 01:04:05,511
I did, though I generally find

986
01:04:05,594 --> 01:04:07,761
puns to be a lower
form of humor.

987
01:04:09,511 --> 01:04:12,928
My real passion
has always been...

988
01:04:13,928 --> 01:04:15,844
Human behavior.

989
01:04:17,636 --> 01:04:20,177
What an incredible coincidence.

990
01:04:20,594 --> 01:04:23,886
Exactly my thought when I
saw your winning experiment.

991
01:04:23,970 --> 01:04:26,261
Although, if you think about it,

992
01:04:26,344 --> 01:04:28,552
not so coincidental.

993
01:04:28,636 --> 01:04:31,135
Like father, like
daughter. Am I right?

994
01:04:33,636 --> 01:04:35,844
We will find out shortly.

995
01:04:35,928 --> 01:04:39,052
And when we receive
the inevitable confirmation,

996
01:04:39,261 --> 01:04:40,511
I hope you'll reconsider

997
01:04:40,594 --> 01:04:42,302
what you told me at the fair.

998
01:04:42,386 --> 01:04:44,219
About how your formula

999
01:04:44,302 --> 01:04:46,678
was a family secret.

1000
01:04:46,761 --> 01:04:48,970
DNA sequencing complete.

1001
01:04:50,344 --> 01:04:52,177
DNA match.

1002
01:04:52,803 --> 01:04:55,052
Well, it's all settled.

1003
01:04:55,135 --> 01:04:56,135
Done and...

1004
01:04:58,219 --> 01:04:59,928
Great.

1005
01:05:00,219 --> 01:05:02,177
It's my fa...

1006
01:05:02,844 --> 01:05:04,552
The Addams family.

1007
01:05:04,636 --> 01:05:07,427
Well, let's go greet them.

1008
01:05:11,427 --> 01:05:13,302
You guys go ahead, I...

1009
01:05:14,219 --> 01:05:16,135
I'm gonna be going in, uh...

1010
01:05:16,761 --> 01:05:18,719
I may be some time.

1011
01:05:30,177 --> 01:05:32,427
You

1012
01:05:32,511 --> 01:05:35,511
rang?

1013
01:05:35,594 --> 01:05:37,844
Lurch. We're here to
rescue Wednesday.

1014
01:05:37,928 --> 01:05:39,344
Rescue me from what?

1015
01:05:41,594 --> 01:05:42,761
You!

1016
01:05:42,844 --> 01:05:45,469
Cyrus strange.
Pleased to meet you.

1017
01:05:45,552 --> 01:05:47,552
You're the man
from the science fair.

1018
01:05:47,636 --> 01:05:49,678
The ghostly apparition.

1019
01:05:53,177 --> 01:05:55,302
I see you've been reanimated.

1020
01:05:55,386 --> 01:05:57,511
And now, you've
absconded with our daughter

1021
01:05:57,594 --> 01:05:59,344
- and put her in this...
- In...

1022
01:05:59,427 --> 01:06:01,302
Wednesday, what are you wearing?

1023
01:06:01,386 --> 01:06:03,302
It's called a turtleneck.

1024
01:06:03,386 --> 01:06:05,177
Deceptive name, I know,

1025
01:06:05,261 --> 01:06:08,344
but it is both fashionable
and functional, m...

1026
01:06:09,219 --> 01:06:10,970
Um, morticia.

1027
01:06:11,052 --> 01:06:13,469
Mr. and Mrs. Addams,

1028
01:06:13,552 --> 01:06:16,302
it appears that you are
not Wednesday's parents.

1029
01:06:16,386 --> 01:06:17,511
I am.

1030
01:06:17,594 --> 01:06:19,386
Enough, you knave!

1031
01:06:19,594 --> 01:06:23,094
Mr. Addams, before
you do anything rash,

1032
01:06:23,177 --> 01:06:25,135
you might want to see this.

1033
01:06:25,594 --> 01:06:28,511
The results conclusively prove

1034
01:06:28,594 --> 01:06:31,552
that I am not your daughter.

1035
01:06:32,594 --> 01:06:34,386
Where once I was Addams,

1036
01:06:35,177 --> 01:06:36,427
now I am strange.

1037
01:06:37,427 --> 01:06:38,552
Zip it, pugsley.

1038
01:06:38,636 --> 01:06:40,094
This can't be true.

1039
01:06:40,177 --> 01:06:42,761
I know this must
be quite a shock for you,

1040
01:06:42,844 --> 01:06:43,886
Mr. and Mrs. Addams.

1041
01:06:44,261 --> 01:06:45,261
Believe me,

1042
01:06:45,344 --> 01:06:48,302
we went through the
same thing with Ophelia.

1043
01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:55,761
Wow!

1044
01:07:00,719 --> 01:07:04,135
Wednesday, we're
still your family.

1045
01:07:04,219 --> 01:07:06,302
And that's why I'd like to honor

1046
01:07:06,386 --> 01:07:07,886
your contributions to my life

1047
01:07:07,970 --> 01:07:12,427
with a proper
and respectful goodbye.

1048
01:07:13,844 --> 01:07:16,135
Uh, Addams family, I...

1049
01:07:16,219 --> 01:07:17,844
I want to say...

1050
01:07:20,886 --> 01:07:23,803
It appears I'm not quite
ready to part with them.

1051
01:07:24,135 --> 01:07:25,552
Forgive me, father.

1052
01:07:25,844 --> 01:07:27,678
I do forgive you.

1053
01:07:27,803 --> 01:07:29,469
Oh, no.

1054
01:07:29,552 --> 01:07:31,177
I meant Cyrus.

1055
01:07:31,261 --> 01:07:33,469
Come on, Wednesday.
You don't mean this.

1056
01:07:33,552 --> 01:07:34,552
Let's just go home.

1057
01:07:34,636 --> 01:07:36,344
We can talk about this
in the camper.

1058
01:07:36,427 --> 01:07:38,511
I'm sorry, Mr. Addams.

1059
01:07:38,594 --> 01:07:40,970
Icantleave with you.

1060
01:07:41,052 --> 01:07:43,427
But maybe we can offer you

1061
01:07:43,511 --> 01:07:45,928
and Mrs. Addams shelter
for the night?

1062
01:07:46,011 --> 01:07:48,636
Then tomorrow
we can say goodbye.

1063
01:07:48,719 --> 01:07:50,719
Of course, daughter.

1064
01:07:50,803 --> 01:07:52,761
My man will show you
to the guest quarters.

1065
01:08:16,469 --> 01:08:18,052
Something isn't right.

1066
01:08:18,135 --> 01:08:19,552
Of course it's not.

1067
01:08:19,636 --> 01:08:21,803
I've loved Wednesday
her whole life.

1068
01:08:21,886 --> 01:08:24,052
I can't just stop because
a piece of paper says...

1069
01:08:27,177 --> 01:08:28,302
Says...

1070
01:08:33,511 --> 01:08:36,636
Wow. They really did
a lot in six hours.

1071
01:08:45,511 --> 01:08:47,011
Oh, tish.

1072
01:08:47,386 --> 01:08:49,552
We've lost our little girl.

1073
01:08:57,427 --> 01:08:59,135
Hey! Wha...

1074
01:09:02,011 --> 01:09:03,844
Come here!

1075
01:09:11,261 --> 01:09:13,469
I thought my bedroom was a mess.

1076
01:09:13,552 --> 01:09:15,886
This is awesome!

1077
01:09:15,970 --> 01:09:17,678
Hey, uh, are you hungry?

1078
01:09:17,761 --> 01:09:19,344
I'm always hungry.

1079
01:09:19,511 --> 01:09:21,469
Check it out.

1080
01:09:24,803 --> 01:09:26,344
When my dad's not around,

1081
01:09:26,427 --> 01:09:28,761
I don't use forks orspoons

1082
01:09:29,344 --> 01:09:30,636
or anything.

1083
01:09:30,719 --> 01:09:32,219
Me either!

1084
01:09:39,052 --> 01:09:40,761
It's a lot easier to...

1085
01:09:40,844 --> 01:09:44,344
Just use your face!

1086
01:09:44,427 --> 01:09:46,135
Where have you been all my life?

1087
01:09:46,386 --> 01:09:47,678
The farm.

1088
01:09:48,844 --> 01:09:50,177
Wait, what did you say?

1089
01:09:54,177 --> 01:09:57,094
Cyrus strange
is lying. I'm sure of it.

1090
01:09:57,511 --> 01:09:58,820
But how do we prove it
to Wednesday that...

1091
01:09:58,844 --> 01:10:00,344
Oh, querida.

1092
01:10:00,594 --> 01:10:01,886
It's no use.

1093
01:10:01,970 --> 01:10:03,344
Wednesday has gone.

1094
01:10:03,427 --> 01:10:05,844
And now, we must do our duty.

1095
01:10:06,511 --> 01:10:08,678
We shall raise
the pig girl and...

1096
01:10:08,761 --> 01:10:10,344
Pull yourself together, Gomez.

1097
01:10:10,427 --> 01:10:11,844
You're an Addams.

1098
01:10:11,928 --> 01:10:13,636
Just as Wednesday is.

1099
01:10:13,719 --> 01:10:15,761
Whether it's in
her blood or not.

1100
01:10:16,177 --> 01:10:17,970
Mom. Pop.

1101
01:10:18,052 --> 01:10:19,386
You have to see this!

1102
01:10:25,052 --> 01:10:26,719
What happened to these people?

1103
01:10:26,803 --> 01:10:27,928
That's just it!

1104
01:10:28,011 --> 01:10:29,636
I... I don't think
they are people.

1105
01:10:29,719 --> 01:10:31,427
Your idiot boy is right.

1106
01:10:33,886 --> 01:10:36,177
They're animals I
imbued with human traits.

1107
01:10:36,803 --> 01:10:38,552
Pretty neat, huh?

1108
01:10:39,135 --> 01:10:42,552
They always revert back
to their original form, though.

1109
01:10:42,636 --> 01:10:44,761
So that's why
you wanted Wednesday.

1110
01:10:44,844 --> 01:10:47,678
Her experiment
did what you couldn't.

1111
01:10:47,803 --> 01:10:51,219
Men. Just can't come out and
ask a woman for help, can you?

1112
01:10:51,302 --> 01:10:52,761
You faked that DNA test.

1113
01:10:54,719 --> 01:10:56,970
Oh, pipe down, elvira!

1114
01:10:57,052 --> 01:11:00,427
That's it! Prepare to
meet old deuteronomy!

1115
01:11:00,511 --> 01:11:02,177
Mazurka!

1116
01:11:12,636 --> 01:11:14,386
Oh, where are my manners?

1117
01:11:14,594 --> 01:11:16,928
I forgot to thank you
for the tip!

1118
01:11:20,636 --> 01:11:23,427
I'm good! I'm so good!

1119
01:11:40,344 --> 01:11:41,636
So sorry about that.

1120
01:11:41,719 --> 01:11:42,970
Where were we?

1121
01:11:43,052 --> 01:11:45,219
I have a surprise
for you, father.

1122
01:11:47,094 --> 01:11:49,135
Yes. Yes! Of course!

1123
01:11:49,219 --> 01:11:51,052
It's so simple.

1124
01:11:52,219 --> 01:11:54,344
But... but could it work?

1125
01:12:00,594 --> 01:12:02,219
You did it!

1126
01:12:02,302 --> 01:12:05,469
I knew funding those
science fairs would pay off.

1127
01:12:05,552 --> 01:12:06,594
What was that?

1128
01:12:07,052 --> 01:12:08,678
Uh... nothing.

1129
01:12:08,761 --> 01:12:12,261
I have a surprise for you
as well, Wednesday.

1130
01:12:16,928 --> 01:12:19,719
They can be
our first test subjects.

1131
01:12:20,261 --> 01:12:21,511
What have you done?

1132
01:12:22,094 --> 01:12:23,678
I've got all manner

1133
01:12:23,761 --> 01:12:26,511
of diabolical DNA
in these test tubes.

1134
01:12:26,678 --> 01:12:28,886
You can isolate the
Addams' annoying habits

1135
01:12:28,970 --> 01:12:31,886
and we'll replace them
with ones you want.

1136
01:12:32,511 --> 01:12:33,636
But why?

1137
01:12:33,719 --> 01:12:36,094
I saw you trying
to delay their departure.

1138
01:12:36,177 --> 01:12:38,511
This way,
you can keep them around.

1139
01:12:39,469 --> 01:12:41,302
I need my little
protege to be happy

1140
01:12:41,386 --> 01:12:43,219
and focused on her work.

1141
01:12:43,427 --> 01:12:45,844
This is important stuff
we are doing, Wednesday.

1142
01:12:47,052 --> 01:12:49,177
World-changing!

1143
01:12:49,261 --> 01:12:50,678
"World-changing"?

1144
01:12:50,761 --> 01:12:52,427
If you could control people,

1145
01:12:52,511 --> 01:12:55,844
imbue them with the strength
and ferocity of any animal on earth?

1146
01:12:55,928 --> 01:12:58,135
Imagine who would pay for that!

1147
01:12:58,219 --> 01:13:00,552
The military,
foreign governments,

1148
01:13:00,636 --> 01:13:02,135
call centers.

1149
01:13:02,302 --> 01:13:04,886
They'd all want unstoppable
hybrid murder machines

1150
01:13:04,970 --> 01:13:07,386
programmed down
to the cellular level!

1151
01:13:07,469 --> 01:13:11,386
Imagine how rich
and famous we'll become!

1152
01:13:11,469 --> 01:13:15,636
All thanks to your experiment!

1153
01:13:15,719 --> 01:13:17,511
But I only meant to show

1154
01:13:17,594 --> 01:13:20,135
how my uncle fester's
intellect could be improved.

1155
01:13:20,219 --> 01:13:23,928
And now you get to improve
the rest of your ex-family.

1156
01:13:26,970 --> 01:13:28,195
But they don't need improving.

1157
01:13:28,219 --> 01:13:30,386
They're fine as they are.

1158
01:13:31,427 --> 01:13:33,427
Except for maybe pugsley.

1159
01:13:33,511 --> 01:13:36,803
But I'm the one who
was looking for change,

1160
01:13:36,886 --> 01:13:38,219
not them.

1161
01:13:38,302 --> 01:13:40,028
But this way, you'll never
have to feel different

1162
01:13:40,052 --> 01:13:43,135
from anyone in your family
ever again, little boo-boo.

1163
01:13:55,511 --> 01:13:57,302
Here you are, Wednesday.

1164
01:13:57,386 --> 01:13:59,302
You do the honors.

1165
01:14:01,886 --> 01:14:03,177
I won't!

1166
01:14:03,844 --> 01:14:06,594
Even though you are
biologically my father,

1167
01:14:06,678 --> 01:14:09,594
these people
are still my family.

1168
01:14:10,177 --> 01:14:12,302
The Addams family.

1169
01:14:13,427 --> 01:14:17,302
Fine. If you can't pull
the trigger, I'll do it!

1170
01:14:32,052 --> 01:14:34,052
I'm disappointed
in you, Wednesday.

1171
01:14:34,636 --> 01:14:38,678
But it appears you're just a
silly little girl playing with science.

1172
01:14:43,719 --> 01:14:46,552
Turn off the machine,
Mr. Strange.

1173
01:14:47,261 --> 01:14:48,970
I won't ask you again.

1174
01:14:51,844 --> 01:14:54,135
Islnflelady threatening me?

1175
01:14:54,219 --> 01:14:55,511
That depends.

1176
01:14:55,594 --> 01:14:57,719
Do you have a piano nearby?

1177
01:14:57,803 --> 01:15:00,344
Why would I have a piano
in a laboratory?

1178
01:15:00,719 --> 01:15:02,970
In that case, lurch...

1179
01:15:04,594 --> 01:15:07,344
Show this cretin what your cold,

1180
01:15:07,427 --> 01:15:09,928
dead hands are capable of.

1181
01:15:10,011 --> 01:15:11,302
You think you're the only one

1182
01:15:11,386 --> 01:15:13,719
with a brainless
neanderthal bodyguard?

1183
01:15:18,636 --> 01:15:22,052
Kill, pongo. Kill!

1184
01:15:27,386 --> 01:15:28,886
Oh, this is gonna be rich!

1185
01:15:31,928 --> 01:15:32,928
What?

1186
01:15:35,344 --> 01:15:38,552
Eh! No! Pongo, you imbecile!

1187
01:15:38,636 --> 01:15:40,886
I command you, you protect me.

1188
01:15:40,970 --> 01:15:43,386
You're wasting your breath.

1189
01:15:43,469 --> 01:15:46,594
You see, pongo and lurch
are former cellmates

1190
01:15:46,678 --> 01:15:48,761
at the asylum
where lurch was held captive

1191
01:15:48,844 --> 01:15:50,511
before my parents found him.

1192
01:15:50,594 --> 01:15:52,135
Back in Texas,

1193
01:15:52,761 --> 01:15:56,719
pongo told lurch that he
suspected I was in danger.

1194
01:15:57,844 --> 01:15:59,403
- I didn't believe it then.
- Pongo, pongo.

1195
01:15:59,427 --> 01:16:01,302
Bad boy, pongo. Bad boy.

1196
01:16:01,552 --> 01:16:02,970
I was wrong.

1197
01:16:03,052 --> 01:16:04,678
No! No!

1198
01:16:04,761 --> 01:16:06,219
That's gonna leave a Mark.

1199
01:16:06,302 --> 01:16:09,219
Unhand me!

1200
01:16:09,302 --> 01:16:11,636
Stop! I had a big breakfast.

1201
01:16:11,719 --> 01:16:13,552
Don't make me
puke up my pancakes!

1202
01:16:40,803 --> 01:16:43,135
Mother, father,
are you all right?

1203
01:16:43,219 --> 01:16:44,302
Yes, yes.

1204
01:16:44,386 --> 01:16:48,094
Fortunately, we escaped
with no fatal wounds.

1205
01:16:51,302 --> 01:16:52,552
Even pugsley?

1206
01:16:52,636 --> 01:16:54,302
Even pugsley.

1207
01:16:54,469 --> 01:16:56,844
Oh, well. Maybe next time.

1208
01:16:57,094 --> 01:16:58,344
Wait, what?

1209
01:17:10,427 --> 01:17:12,011
How very...

1210
01:17:12,094 --> 01:17:13,719
Touching.

1211
01:17:15,219 --> 01:17:17,928
My real daughter would know
that sentimentality...

1212
01:17:19,427 --> 01:17:21,719
Is the antithesis of science.

1213
01:17:21,970 --> 01:17:23,427
That's right.

1214
01:17:23,511 --> 01:17:26,302
I lied about the DNA...

1215
01:17:26,386 --> 01:17:27,886
Re... re...

1216
01:17:27,970 --> 01:17:29,344
Results.

1217
01:17:31,552 --> 01:17:34,344
I really should thank you,
Wednesday.

1218
01:17:34,427 --> 01:17:36,844
You've uncaged me.

1219
01:17:38,761 --> 01:17:43,511
But your foul play
is no longer amusing to me.

1220
01:17:45,844 --> 01:17:48,928
So, I think
I'll exterminate you.

1221
01:17:52,761 --> 01:17:55,011
And your entire...

1222
01:17:55,094 --> 01:17:56,928
Family!

1223
01:18:01,177 --> 01:18:04,177
Get ready to cry uncle!

1224
01:18:23,052 --> 01:18:25,011
Incoming!

1225
01:18:28,011 --> 01:18:29,261
Ophelia!

1226
01:18:47,719 --> 01:18:49,219
Oh, yeah!

1227
01:18:49,302 --> 01:18:50,511
That's it! You got him!

1228
01:18:56,511 --> 01:18:57,886
No!

1229
01:19:00,344 --> 01:19:01,469
Get him, fester!

1230
01:19:01,552 --> 01:19:02,970
Ink him! Ink him, baby!

1231
01:19:12,011 --> 01:19:14,094
Everybody, run!

1232
01:19:40,011 --> 01:19:41,970
Madison, would you
do me the honor...

1233
01:19:50,386 --> 01:19:53,219
Yes, I'll marry you.

1234
01:19:56,636 --> 01:19:58,386
Uncle fester.

1235
01:19:59,552 --> 01:20:00,928
He's dying.

1236
01:20:01,636 --> 01:20:03,344
And it's all my fault.

1237
01:20:03,844 --> 01:20:05,344
Oh, Wednesday.

1238
01:20:14,386 --> 01:20:16,344
Mother, when you said
this necklace

1239
01:20:16,427 --> 01:20:18,302
was a part of every Addams,

1240
01:20:18,386 --> 01:20:19,970
what did you mean?

1241
01:20:20,052 --> 01:20:23,970
It contains a drop of blood from
every Addams born into the family.

1242
01:20:24,052 --> 01:20:27,094
Your father, pugsley, you...

1243
01:20:27,719 --> 01:20:29,719
And uncle fester.

1244
01:20:30,219 --> 01:20:32,761
Your little Addams
DNA cocktail here

1245
01:20:32,844 --> 01:20:34,177
mightjust save the day.

1246
01:20:34,636 --> 01:20:35,678
Lurch!

1247
01:21:01,386 --> 01:21:02,886
Bottoms up, uncle fester.

1248
01:21:44,011 --> 01:21:46,594
Did I win?

1249
01:21:46,886 --> 01:21:48,135
Yes.

1250
01:21:48,803 --> 01:21:52,011
Yes, you did, uncle fester.

1251
01:21:52,094 --> 01:21:53,678
Oh, and, pugsley,

1252
01:21:53,761 --> 01:21:55,970
it looks like Ophelia
is feeling better too.

1253
01:22:05,011 --> 01:22:07,928
Mother, father, I'm sorry.

1254
01:22:08,302 --> 01:22:10,427
I didn't want to be an Addams.

1255
01:22:10,970 --> 01:22:13,511
I struggled
with feeling different.

1256
01:22:13,970 --> 01:22:16,886
But now, I realize
that being different

1257
01:22:17,427 --> 01:22:20,011
is the most Addams-y
thing there is.

1258
01:22:20,678 --> 01:22:22,678
"Different"
is what the extra "d"

1259
01:22:22,761 --> 01:22:24,719
in "Addams" stands for.

1260
01:22:24,803 --> 01:22:27,761
I always thought it stood
for "dismemberment."

1261
01:22:28,594 --> 01:22:30,177
Can you forgive me?

1262
01:22:30,886 --> 01:22:32,344
Wednesday,

1263
01:22:32,427 --> 01:22:36,386
you are and always
will be our little ghoul.

1264
01:22:36,511 --> 01:22:38,261
We love you.

1265
01:22:38,344 --> 01:22:39,511
Thank you, mother.

1266
01:22:39,594 --> 01:22:40,970
The feeling is mutual.

1267
01:22:42,219 --> 01:22:43,594
And, father...

1268
01:22:44,011 --> 01:22:46,052
Yes, my little raven?

1269
01:22:46,344 --> 01:22:48,177
I have something for you.

1270
01:22:57,636 --> 01:23:00,886
Come on, Addams family.
Let's go home.

1271
01:23:11,928 --> 01:23:13,011
Gruesome.

1272
01:23:13,094 --> 01:23:15,719
Mmm! And fragrant.

1273
01:23:19,761 --> 01:23:21,344
Yeah! Awesome!

1274
01:23:21,427 --> 01:23:22,511
Now, look, look, look.

1275
01:23:22,594 --> 01:23:25,094
All I did was invite
a few people over

1276
01:23:25,177 --> 01:23:27,094
and things got
a little bit out of hand.

1277
01:23:27,177 --> 01:23:29,970
Yes, there were a few
injuries, but the EMT is here.

1278
01:23:30,052 --> 01:23:32,302
They're having a wonderful time.

1279
01:23:32,386 --> 01:23:34,803
What a lovely
homecoming present.

1280
01:23:37,386 --> 01:23:40,261
Welcome home!

1281
01:23:47,011 --> 01:23:49,761
I thought you'd never get here.

1282
01:23:52,344 --> 01:23:54,427
Oh, my goodness!

1283
01:23:57,011 --> 01:23:59,427
Let's light it up, hairball!

1284
01:24:01,636 --> 01:24:02,761
You know I never left

1285
01:24:02,844 --> 01:24:04,219
that's how I brought it back

1286
01:24:04,302 --> 01:24:06,386
but what I wanna know
is where the party at

1287
01:24:06,469 --> 01:24:08,278
I came a long way to get
these people out they seat

1288
01:24:08,302 --> 01:24:10,094
now I need y'all
to clap your hands

1289
01:24:10,177 --> 01:24:11,511
to the beat and have a good time

1290
01:24:11,594 --> 01:24:13,302
don't be acting like that

1291
01:24:13,386 --> 01:24:14,636
we got it crackin' in the back

1292
01:24:14,719 --> 01:24:15,886
oh, yeah, it's lit

1293
01:24:15,970 --> 01:24:17,636
my brand-new outfit

1294
01:24:17,719 --> 01:24:19,344
the one to get the party started

1295
01:24:19,427 --> 01:24:21,636
plugged and wet
gloves and mitt, club is lit

1296
01:24:21,719 --> 01:24:23,302
kind of the one one of a kind

1297
01:24:23,386 --> 01:24:24,511
it's cousin it

1298
01:24:24,594 --> 01:24:26,094
he's the host with the most

1299
01:24:26,177 --> 01:24:28,719
I wanna give a toast
to the wild, wild west coast

1300
01:24:28,803 --> 01:24:29,946
now if you're
feeling like a villain

1301
01:24:29,970 --> 01:24:31,594
say, "yeah, yeah"

1302
01:24:31,678 --> 01:24:33,487
snoop dogg is in the house
and he's a playa, playa

1303
01:24:33,511 --> 01:24:34,570
and all the ladies in the house

1304
01:24:34,594 --> 01:24:35,928
say, "oh, yeah"

1305
01:24:36,011 --> 01:24:37,844
we 're family for sure
in case you didn't know

1306
01:24:37,928 --> 01:24:38,970
it ain't nothin' going on.

1307
01:24:39,052 --> 01:24:41,386
We love you, it!

1308
01:24:41,469 --> 01:24:44,135
I still don't understand
a word that guy says.

1309
01:24:46,844 --> 01:24:48,594
Yeah!

1310
01:24:48,678 --> 01:24:52,386
Didn't I tell you this trip would
bring the family closer together?

1311
01:24:52,469 --> 01:24:55,344
You're a wonderful
father, darling.

1312
01:24:55,427 --> 01:24:57,761
There's one thing
that's still troubling me.

1313
01:24:57,844 --> 01:24:59,928
Cyrus lied
about being my father,

1314
01:25:00,011 --> 01:25:03,135
but when I tested your hair
at the Grand Canyon,

1315
01:25:03,219 --> 01:25:06,844
it said conclusively that you
were not my father either.

1316
01:25:07,219 --> 01:25:09,844
Ah, that explains it.

1317
01:25:09,928 --> 01:25:11,344
I suffered a little accident

1318
01:25:11,427 --> 01:25:13,594
with a napalm experiment
a few years back

1319
01:25:13,678 --> 01:25:16,177
and lost my beautiful,
beautiful hair.

1320
01:25:18,761 --> 01:25:21,094
Had it replaced
with real sasquatch fur.

1321
01:25:21,177 --> 01:25:22,886
I assure you, Wednesday,

1322
01:25:22,970 --> 01:25:24,427
I am your father.

1323
01:25:24,511 --> 01:25:26,636
Now and always.

1324
01:25:28,678 --> 01:25:30,803
I aheady hugged you once, father.

1325
01:25:30,886 --> 01:25:33,219
That's quite enough
affection for a lifetime.

1326
01:25:35,719 --> 01:25:37,678
Well, Addams,

1327
01:25:37,761 --> 01:25:40,427
time to start planning
the next family vacation.

1328
01:25:40,511 --> 01:25:44,094
Maybe a trip around the world?
What do you say?