1 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:07,765 "Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers 2 00:00:23,428 --> 00:00:26,329 Now on the day I was born 3 00:00:26,398 --> 00:00:28,696 The nurses all gathered round 4 00:00:28,767 --> 00:00:30,928 And they gazed in wide wonder 5 00:00:31,003 --> 00:00:33,437 At the joy they had found 6 00:00:33,505 --> 00:00:35,735 The head nurse spoke up 7 00:00:35,807 --> 00:00:38,207 Said leave this one alone 8 00:00:38,277 --> 00:00:40,609 She could tell right away 9 00:00:40,679 --> 00:00:43,204 That I was bad to the bone 10 00:00:43,282 --> 00:00:45,308 Bad to the bone 11 00:01:17,785 --> 00:01:20,185 Bad to the bone 12 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:22,279 Bad to the bone 13 00:01:22,356 --> 00:01:24,290 Bad 14 00:01:24,358 --> 00:01:27,384 - Let's move out ! - Get in front of that wall ! 15 00:01:27,461 --> 00:01:29,929 - B-B-B-B-Bad - Follow me ! 16 00:01:29,997 --> 00:01:32,397 B-B-B-B-Bad 17 00:01:32,466 --> 00:01:34,696 Bad to the bone 18 00:01:34,768 --> 00:01:36,999 When I walk the streets 19 00:01:37,072 --> 00:01:39,267 Kings and queens step aside 20 00:01:39,341 --> 00:01:41,536 - Every woman I meet 21 00:01:41,610 --> 00:01:44,238 They all stay satisfied 22 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:46,337 I wanna tell you about it baby 23 00:01:46,414 --> 00:01:49,008 What I see I make my own 24 00:01:49,084 --> 00:01:50,517 And I'm here to tell you, honey 25 00:01:50,585 --> 00:01:53,247 - That I'm bad to the bone - My arm ! 26 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:55,255 - Bad to the bone - I've been shot ! 27 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:58,224 - Bad to the bone 28 00:01:58,293 --> 00:02:01,729 Let me take a look at that. 29 00:02:01,796 --> 00:02:04,857 - Want me to show you a little trick ? 30 00:02:04,934 --> 00:02:06,993 Take your mind off that arm ? 31 00:02:07,069 --> 00:02:09,094 Give me your hand. 32 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:14,108 Now, you may feel a little... pressure. 33 00:02:17,046 --> 00:02:20,948 Agh ! My finger ! My finger ! 34 00:02:21,017 --> 00:02:22,951 - Work every time. 35 00:02:23,019 --> 00:02:25,579 And I'm bad to the bone 36 00:02:25,655 --> 00:02:27,988 Bad to the bone 37 00:02:28,058 --> 00:02:30,356 B-B-B-B-B-Bad 38 00:02:30,427 --> 00:02:35,364 B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad 39 00:02:35,432 --> 00:02:37,662 Bad to the bone 40 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:54,684 You had better give up, senor. You cannot kill us all. 41 00:02:54,752 --> 00:02:58,153 Nope, but I can clean your colon out quicker than... 42 00:02:58,222 --> 00:03:01,191 one of them burritos with extra guacamole sauce. 43 00:03:03,461 --> 00:03:05,395 And I'm bad to the bone 44 00:03:05,463 --> 00:03:07,829 B-B-B-B-Bad 45 00:03:07,899 --> 00:03:10,163 B-B-B-B-Bad 46 00:03:10,234 --> 00:03:12,395 B-B-B-B-Bad 47 00:03:24,783 --> 00:03:26,751 At ease, Payne. 48 00:03:29,321 --> 00:03:32,188 Relax. Do you know why you're here ? 49 00:03:32,257 --> 00:03:34,448 Sir, no, sir ! 50 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:38,483 The promotion board report came out last week. 51 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,952 This is the new lieutenant colonel list. 52 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:43,717 Your name is not on it. 53 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:46,386 You get two chances to advance, 54 00:03:46,461 --> 00:03:48,395 then we gotta show you the hatch. 55 00:03:50,365 --> 00:03:54,267 Base admin is cutting your discharge orders right now. 56 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:59,272 General, are you tryin' to tell me in all this man's military... 57 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:03,276 there is no room left for a trained weapon of destruction ? 58 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:06,575 The fighting is no longer done on the battlefields, Payne. 59 00:04:06,648 --> 00:04:09,481 Now all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress. 60 00:04:09,551 --> 00:04:11,883 Boys like us are becoming dinosaurs. 61 00:04:14,957 --> 00:04:17,983 There gotta be somebody need some killin'. 62 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:21,325 I'm sorry, Major, there's no one left. 63 00:04:21,397 --> 00:04:24,298 You've killed 'em all. Good luck. 64 00:04:33,509 --> 00:04:38,139 It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man, 65 00:04:38,214 --> 00:04:42,345 and already I'm startin' to get the itch. 66 00:04:42,419 --> 00:04:47,186 Problem is I ain't got nothin' to scratch. 67 00:04:47,257 --> 00:04:50,420 God, I'm hungry. 68 00:04:50,494 --> 00:04:52,792 Hungry for action. 69 00:04:52,863 --> 00:04:56,629 - Hungry for blood. 70 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:58,759 Hell. 71 00:04:58,835 --> 00:05:02,236 I'm just plain ol' hungry. 72 00:05:07,211 --> 00:05:11,272 - Feel I'm gettin' weaker... 73 00:05:11,349 --> 00:05:15,718 while Charlie's growin' stronger in the jungle. 74 00:05:15,787 --> 00:05:18,255 I can't lose my edge. 75 00:05:18,322 --> 00:05:22,850 I gotta keep my strength up. I gotta maintain discipline. 76 00:05:22,927 --> 00:05:27,091 Because the hard reality was... 77 00:05:27,165 --> 00:05:29,998 I gotta get a job. 78 00:05:30,067 --> 00:05:32,298 - And what better place... 79 00:05:32,371 --> 00:05:35,101 than somewhere that would allow me to employ... 80 00:05:35,174 --> 00:05:38,610 my skills as a trained killer. 81 00:05:38,677 --> 00:05:40,611 Mister... Payne ? 82 00:05:43,348 --> 00:05:46,875 This is a dramatization of a domestic violence dispute. 83 00:05:46,952 --> 00:05:50,513 You arrive on the scene to find a woman, played by Ms. Goodwin, 84 00:05:50,589 --> 00:05:53,387 - Hello, ma'am. - claiming to have been assaulted... 85 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:55,722 by her husband, played by Mr. Shipman. 86 00:05:55,794 --> 00:05:59,788 - Happy to meet you. - Same here. 87 00:05:59,866 --> 00:06:03,802 Your objective is to effectively neutralize the situation. 88 00:06:03,870 --> 00:06:05,838 Neutralize. 89 00:06:07,006 --> 00:06:08,940 Begin. 90 00:06:09,008 --> 00:06:13,536 He hit me ! 91 00:06:13,613 --> 00:06:16,275 - You like to beat women ? - Officer, l-- 92 00:06:16,349 --> 00:06:19,614 Don't never... hit... her... again. 93 00:06:19,686 --> 00:06:23,145 - Hear me ? Hear me ? Huh ? - I-l can't-- Wait ! Agh ! Ooh ! 94 00:06:34,501 --> 00:06:37,470 Payne, what happened ? You've only been out one week. 95 00:06:37,538 --> 00:06:42,635 It's civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback. 96 00:06:42,710 --> 00:06:46,111 Listen, I made some calls, and I got an assignment for you. 97 00:06:46,180 --> 00:06:50,345 It's not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military. 98 00:06:52,187 --> 00:06:54,121 So after two and a half weeks... 99 00:06:54,189 --> 00:06:58,353 of livin' a civilian puke's existence, 100 00:06:58,426 --> 00:07:02,624 I was back in uniform, back in the Corps. 101 00:07:03,765 --> 00:07:08,600 Back to the sweet smell of mustard gas... 102 00:07:08,670 --> 00:07:11,332 and killin'. 103 00:07:11,406 --> 00:07:14,341 Little did I know what awaited for me. 104 00:07:14,409 --> 00:07:17,811 I've toured 11 separate engagements... 105 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,246 from Iraq to Haiti, 106 00:07:20,316 --> 00:07:24,844 but nothin' I did would prepare me for this newest assignment. 107 00:07:24,921 --> 00:07:28,379 I was told it would be my greatest challenge. 108 00:07:28,457 --> 00:07:32,689 It was sure to be a living hell. 109 00:07:52,282 --> 00:07:55,046 The Glee Club... 110 00:07:55,118 --> 00:07:58,053 - will be meeting at 3:30. 111 00:08:05,228 --> 00:08:08,926 Will the teachers please report to the quad... 112 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,434 for the science fair judging. 113 00:08:11,502 --> 00:08:13,834 Tiger ? Tiger, come back here. 114 00:08:13,905 --> 00:08:16,430 - I'm not gonna chase you. 115 00:08:24,749 --> 00:08:27,274 What you runnin' from, boy ? 116 00:08:27,352 --> 00:08:29,286 She's tryin' to give me a shot ! 117 00:08:29,354 --> 00:08:33,314 You don't like needles ? 118 00:08:33,392 --> 00:08:37,988 You want me to show you a little trick take your mind off that pain ? 119 00:08:38,063 --> 00:08:41,396 Here, gimme your hand. 120 00:08:41,467 --> 00:08:44,527 Now, you may feel a little bit of pressure. 121 00:08:44,603 --> 00:08:47,231 Hi, I'm Emily Walburn, the school counselor. 122 00:08:47,306 --> 00:08:49,240 You must be Major Payne. 123 00:08:51,210 --> 00:08:54,338 That's a mighty fine handshake you got there. 124 00:08:54,413 --> 00:08:57,246 - You wanna wrestle ? 125 00:08:57,316 --> 00:08:59,342 Uh, no thanks. 126 00:08:59,419 --> 00:09:03,719 I wrestle with these kids all day. This one's usually my big helper. 127 00:09:03,790 --> 00:09:06,315 Come on, Tiger. Nice meeting you, Major. 128 00:09:06,393 --> 00:09:08,327 Nice meetin' you, Miss Ma'am. 129 00:09:10,830 --> 00:09:14,391 Tiger ! Tiger, come back here ! 130 00:09:14,467 --> 00:09:16,628 I'm not gonna chase you. 131 00:09:18,805 --> 00:09:20,739 Mmm. 132 00:09:24,778 --> 00:09:27,373 - Come in. 133 00:09:36,257 --> 00:09:39,158 Major Payne reportin' for duty, sir ! 134 00:09:42,163 --> 00:09:44,097 What ? 135 00:09:44,165 --> 00:09:48,033 Major Payne. The new commandant ? 136 00:09:48,102 --> 00:09:52,472 Oh. Right. You're in charge of the green boys. 137 00:09:52,541 --> 00:09:54,702 Come again ? 138 00:09:54,776 --> 00:09:57,370 The green boys. 139 00:09:57,446 --> 00:10:00,574 They wear those green things. 140 00:10:00,649 --> 00:10:04,779 You know, it's funny, when they stand in front of bushes, I can't see them. 141 00:10:06,755 --> 00:10:09,622 Why are you here ? 142 00:10:09,691 --> 00:10:12,489 The R.O.T.C. program. 143 00:10:12,561 --> 00:10:17,055 I understand you've been placin' last, eight years runnin' in the Virginia Military Games. 144 00:10:17,132 --> 00:10:21,194 - I am here to remedy that. 145 00:10:21,270 --> 00:10:24,865 We have an R.O.T.C. program ? 146 00:10:24,941 --> 00:10:28,308 - The green boys, sir. - Oh, right. 147 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:33,280 Between us, I don't care what you do with those boys, 148 00:10:33,349 --> 00:10:36,216 as long as you keep them out of my hair. 149 00:10:36,285 --> 00:10:38,310 Is that all ? 150 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:42,448 - Oh ! Would you like a tour of the campus ? 151 00:10:42,525 --> 00:10:45,654 No. I'd like to see my men. 152 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:50,098 Fall in ! Move it, you idiots ! Let's go ! 153 00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:53,534 Come on, Williams ! Let's move it. Get a hop on it, boy ! 154 00:10:53,604 --> 00:10:56,937 Mo-o-o-o-ve ! 155 00:10:57,007 --> 00:10:58,975 Fall in, everyone ! Fall in ! Let's go ! 156 00:10:59,042 --> 00:11:01,670 Come on, people ! Mo-o-o-ve ! 157 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:05,396 Hustle, hustle, hustle ! Let's go. Giddyap ! 158 00:11:05,529 --> 00:11:07,622 Giddyap, let's go ! 159 00:11:12,804 --> 00:11:14,738 Sir, the squad is formed, sir ! 160 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,980 Carry on. 161 00:11:30,088 --> 00:11:35,253 My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne ! 162 00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:38,786 As of 0800... 163 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,493 I am replacin' Major Frankfurt... 164 00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:44,536 as your commanding officer ! 165 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:54,542 See now, what we have here... 166 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:57,583 is a failure to communicate. 167 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,617 Do... not... attempt... 168 00:12:04,692 --> 00:12:06,626 to challenge... 169 00:12:06,694 --> 00:12:08,628 my... authority ! 170 00:12:08,696 --> 00:12:12,291 I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots... 171 00:12:12,366 --> 00:12:15,563 into a well-disciplined cadet unit. 172 00:12:15,636 --> 00:12:18,298 From this day forward, 173 00:12:18,372 --> 00:12:21,603 your sorry asses belong to me. 174 00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:25,907 You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose, 175 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:30,508 or even dig in your butts without my say-so ! 176 00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:35,352 Know this: Killin' is my business, ladies, 177 00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:38,654 and business is good ! 178 00:12:38,727 --> 00:12:42,925 - Yoo-hoo ! - What ? 179 00:12:42,997 --> 00:12:45,625 I have to go to the bathroom. 180 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:49,295 - You hold it, turd. - I can't ! 181 00:12:50,572 --> 00:12:53,439 I said hold it, or I'll break that off... 182 00:12:53,508 --> 00:12:56,740 and kick it around on the ground. 183 00:12:58,414 --> 00:13:00,974 Now, be advised, ladies, 184 00:13:01,050 --> 00:13:05,180 - we are going to win the Virginia Military Games ! 185 00:13:05,254 --> 00:13:09,714 - I said win: Whiskey, Indian, November. 186 00:13:09,792 --> 00:13:12,454 Get used to the sound of that word ! 187 00:13:12,528 --> 00:13:17,295 - Major Payne ! - What, boy ? What, what, what ? 188 00:13:17,366 --> 00:13:19,300 I did somethin' bad. 189 00:13:24,574 --> 00:13:28,340 - You nasty little worm ! 190 00:13:28,411 --> 00:13:30,379 Go change your Huggies, boy, 191 00:13:30,447 --> 00:13:32,472 and be back here pronto ! 192 00:13:32,549 --> 00:13:35,950 Stop that cryin' ! You'll get no pity from me ! 193 00:13:36,019 --> 00:13:39,045 You think your tears'll stop Charlie from takin' his bayonet... 194 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:42,489 - and stickin' it in your little tiny heart ? 195 00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:48,226 - What the hell was that, you little freckle-faced cartoon ? 196 00:13:51,435 --> 00:13:53,596 Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie ? 197 00:13:53,671 --> 00:13:57,163 - No, sir. - Then you hold it in, you big-eared turd, 198 00:13:57,241 --> 00:14:01,234 - otherwise I'll kick your ass back to Mayberry ! 199 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:06,013 I see we have a sickly boy on our hands. 200 00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:08,313 We're gonna have to boost your immune system, son ! 201 00:14:08,386 --> 00:14:13,586 Drop down, give me 25 pushups now ! 202 00:14:13,659 --> 00:14:16,059 - Count 'em out ! - One, sir. 203 00:14:16,128 --> 00:14:19,962 - Two, sir. 204 00:14:22,034 --> 00:14:26,698 What are you laughin' at, pig-boy ? 205 00:14:26,772 --> 00:14:29,036 You find a piece of candy in your pocket ? 206 00:14:29,107 --> 00:14:31,439 - No, sir ! - What's your name, tubby ? 207 00:14:31,510 --> 00:14:34,946 - H-Heathcoat, sir ! - Heathcoat. 208 00:14:35,013 --> 00:14:37,880 You know, you remind me of the doughboy. 209 00:14:37,951 --> 00:14:42,081 If I poke your stomach will it make you go 210 00:14:42,155 --> 00:14:44,851 You know what ? I'm gonna help you make room for lunch, bacon-boy. 211 00:14:44,924 --> 00:14:48,917 Drop down, give me 30 situps right now ! Let's go ! 212 00:14:48,995 --> 00:14:52,431 Count 'em out ! Let me see that belly roll ! 213 00:14:52,498 --> 00:14:55,160 - One, tubby, tubby ! 214 00:14:55,235 --> 00:14:57,362 - One, sir. - Come on, pork chop ! 215 00:14:57,437 --> 00:14:59,371 - Two, chubby, chubby ! - Two, sir. 216 00:14:59,439 --> 00:15:02,840 Whoo ! You's a pure genius ! 217 00:15:02,909 --> 00:15:05,310 Who you ? Redd Foxx ? No, better yet. 218 00:15:05,379 --> 00:15:08,610 You Richard Pryor, ain't you ? Whoo ! 219 00:15:08,682 --> 00:15:10,616 What's your name, girlfriend ? 220 00:15:10,684 --> 00:15:12,675 Dwight Williams, but the boys call me "D," sir. 221 00:15:12,753 --> 00:15:14,744 - You can call me D. - D, hmm ? 222 00:15:14,822 --> 00:15:17,086 Yeah, brother. 223 00:15:17,157 --> 00:15:20,888 - You like the way I handle these white boys, D ? - Oh, yeah ! 224 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:24,294 It make you feel good to see a black man runnin' things, huh ? 225 00:15:24,365 --> 00:15:27,334 - Malcolm X. - Well, let me tell you somethin', D. 226 00:15:27,401 --> 00:15:29,426 - Yeah, brother ? - Why don't you come closer. 227 00:15:29,503 --> 00:15:31,438 I... am not... 228 00:15:31,506 --> 00:15:33,440 your damn brother ! 229 00:15:33,508 --> 00:15:37,535 Now drop down, give me 20 squat thrusts now ! 230 00:15:38,613 --> 00:15:40,547 One, sir. 231 00:15:40,615 --> 00:15:43,516 What are you lookin' at, ass-eyes ? 232 00:15:43,585 --> 00:15:46,452 - Nothing, sir ! - You plottin' on me, boy ? 233 00:15:46,521 --> 00:15:50,252 - No, sir ! - Well, let me tell you somethin', ass-eyes. 234 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:55,092 Let me tell you all somethin': War has made me very paranoid ! 235 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,098 And when a man gets to eyeballin' me, 236 00:15:57,166 --> 00:16:00,499 it make my Agent Orange act up, and I get the urge to kill ! 237 00:16:00,569 --> 00:16:02,867 - Do you understand me ? - Sir, yes, sir ! 238 00:16:02,939 --> 00:16:05,965 - Do you all understand me ? - Sir, yes, sir ! 239 00:16:06,042 --> 00:16:09,102 - I can't hear you. - Sir, yes, sir ! 240 00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:13,080 And what is your damage, muscle-head ? You stupid ? 241 00:16:13,149 --> 00:16:15,674 You ignorant, or you just plain ol' deaf ? 242 00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:18,652 Yes, sir. Actually, he is deaf. 243 00:16:18,721 --> 00:16:21,781 Oh. Thank you. 244 00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:24,884 Now drop down, give me 25 more... 245 00:16:24,962 --> 00:16:28,329 for speakin' out of line ! 246 00:16:28,398 --> 00:16:33,165 - One, sir. - I'm sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man. 247 00:16:33,236 --> 00:16:37,070 I didn't mean to offend you. Do you speak sign language ? 248 00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:40,041 Can you read lips ? Let me break it down. 249 00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:44,843 If you don't answer me when I speak to you, 250 00:16:44,915 --> 00:16:48,875 I'm goin' put my foot in your ass ! Is that clear, dummy ? 251 00:16:48,953 --> 00:16:51,251 Sir, yes, sir. 252 00:16:52,623 --> 00:16:54,989 Hold on, guys. Wait-- Oof ! 253 00:16:56,961 --> 00:16:58,895 Wait ! 254 00:16:58,963 --> 00:17:01,431 Hey, guys ! Don't start without me ! 255 00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:03,865 Come on ! Wait ! Hold on. 256 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:06,335 Comin'. 257 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,373 Hello, gorgeous. Welcome to my party. 258 00:17:12,443 --> 00:17:16,642 You know, you're out of uniform there, Mr. Fonzarelli. 259 00:17:16,715 --> 00:17:19,275 Yeah, well, uh, l-l like this look better, General-- 260 00:17:19,351 --> 00:17:24,550 - Admiral-- whatever. - It's Major, boy. 261 00:17:24,623 --> 00:17:26,853 Oooh. Looks like... 262 00:17:26,925 --> 00:17:30,918 we got another major on our hands here, guys. 263 00:17:30,996 --> 00:17:34,488 - Oooh ! - Ha-ha ! - Major, ooh, a major ! 264 00:17:40,473 --> 00:17:43,135 What's your name, girlie-mouth ? 265 00:17:43,209 --> 00:17:47,077 Uh, Cadet Alex Stone, sir ! 266 00:17:47,147 --> 00:17:50,776 Yes, sir ! Heigh-ho, sir ! 267 00:17:54,521 --> 00:17:58,048 Well, I'm glad to see you got a sense of humor. 268 00:17:58,124 --> 00:18:02,060 So do l. Heh-heh-heh. 269 00:18:08,436 --> 00:18:12,566 From now on, my little group of scrotum sacs, 270 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,541 you will strive to be like me. 271 00:18:15,609 --> 00:18:20,376 You will walk like me, talk like me, 272 00:18:20,448 --> 00:18:22,848 and until you win those games, 273 00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:26,819 you will be bald like me ! 274 00:18:26,887 --> 00:18:29,913 Way to go this time, Alex. 275 00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:32,653 Dotson, take these men for two hours of P.T. ! 276 00:18:32,727 --> 00:18:36,891 Yes, sir ! First exercise will be the side straddle hop ! 277 00:18:36,965 --> 00:18:39,365 - Side straddle hop. - Squad. Ready. 278 00:18:39,434 --> 00:18:42,130 One, two, three. 279 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,672 Come on, bacon-boy ! Come on ! 280 00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:53,013 - Ready, squad ! - Dotson, sit down and shut up. 281 00:18:53,081 --> 00:18:54,318 I'm writin' you up, buddy ! That's it. No more of this ! 282 00:18:54,318 --> 00:18:56,786 I'm writin' you up, buddy ! That's it. No more of this ! 283 00:18:56,854 --> 00:19:00,985 You're scaring me ! 284 00:19:03,328 --> 00:19:05,353 Hello, Miss Walburn. 285 00:19:05,430 --> 00:19:09,992 Major Payne, could you please help me to understand... 286 00:19:10,068 --> 00:19:12,468 why you shaved the children bald ? 287 00:19:12,537 --> 00:19:16,701 Oh, that's my little incentive program. 288 00:19:16,775 --> 00:19:19,471 These boys have to earn their due. 289 00:19:19,544 --> 00:19:22,775 Their hairdo, that is. Heh-heh-heh. 290 00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:28,179 Do they have to earn their bathroom privileges too ? 291 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,691 What do you want, Mister Pee-body ? 292 00:19:37,763 --> 00:19:43,030 Oh, he's upset about this morning. Apparently he had a little accident. 293 00:19:43,102 --> 00:19:47,198 Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants. 294 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,867 Well, maybe that's because he's six. 295 00:19:49,942 --> 00:19:54,676 'Cause he's six ? Woman, when I was six years old I had a full-time job. 296 00:19:56,350 --> 00:20:00,844 Well, I told him that you have something that you'd like to say to him. 297 00:20:12,933 --> 00:20:15,128 You think I owe you an apology ? 298 00:20:16,904 --> 00:20:22,365 Want me to take back some of those mean and hurtful little things I said ? 299 00:20:24,445 --> 00:20:28,848 Okay. I'm sorry you're just a little turd... 300 00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:31,885 that can't hold your liquid out in public. 301 00:20:31,953 --> 00:20:36,720 Now you get on outta my face 'fore I pick you up and toss you out that window ! 302 00:20:42,697 --> 00:20:46,930 - Major, have you ever done this kind of work before ? 303 00:20:47,002 --> 00:20:50,768 Woman, under this here hat... 304 00:20:50,839 --> 00:20:54,536 I've trained 20,432... 305 00:20:54,610 --> 00:20:56,942 combat killin' machines. 306 00:20:57,012 --> 00:21:00,106 Well, that's just my point. 307 00:21:00,182 --> 00:21:04,551 You see, now you're dealing with children, and children have special needs. 308 00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:08,056 Do you know what positive reinforcement means ? 309 00:21:08,123 --> 00:21:12,026 Is that anything like where you take a P.O.W. and you snap his neck... 310 00:21:12,095 --> 00:21:16,327 after you torture him, so he don't have to go through life with a colostomy bag? 311 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:22,300 Sort of. 312 00:21:22,372 --> 00:21:26,069 I'd like to make a suggestion. 313 00:21:26,142 --> 00:21:29,270 Why don't you and I become partners... 314 00:21:29,345 --> 00:21:33,145 in the emotional growth and development of these little ones ? 315 00:21:33,216 --> 00:21:36,482 What do you say ? 316 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:42,817 Will you be my big helper and help me do that ? 317 00:21:45,296 --> 00:21:49,756 - Yes. - Good ! 318 00:21:56,173 --> 00:21:59,700 Why do I feel like a jackass ? 319 00:22:02,714 --> 00:22:05,808 Ha ! Look at that baldy ! 320 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:11,483 Hey ! Your head's shaped like a bowling ball ! 321 00:22:16,061 --> 00:22:18,996 Nazi, fascist pig ! 322 00:22:19,064 --> 00:22:23,125 I know where I'm gonna shave him ! Damn Major Payne ! 323 00:22:23,201 --> 00:22:25,692 I didn't want you to be brother ! 324 00:22:25,771 --> 00:22:29,731 Most of the body heat travels through the head, 325 00:22:29,809 --> 00:22:32,243 and if I'm sick, I'm gonna start throwing up. 326 00:22:32,311 --> 00:22:35,075 That damn Payne's already starting to get on my nerves. 327 00:22:35,148 --> 00:22:38,174 Turd this, turd that. Who he think he is ? 328 00:22:38,251 --> 00:22:41,743 Just shut up. 329 00:22:41,821 --> 00:22:44,153 You tellin' me to shut up ? Why don't you shut your damn mouth... 330 00:22:44,223 --> 00:22:47,192 and stop eatin' all that damn candy, you fat pig ? 331 00:22:48,928 --> 00:22:53,559 I look like Curly from "The Three Stooges." 332 00:22:55,269 --> 00:22:57,260 Did I say you could touch my bed ? 333 00:22:57,337 --> 00:23:00,397 - No. - Get off. 334 00:23:00,474 --> 00:23:02,408 Ow ! 335 00:23:04,111 --> 00:23:08,138 Payne's gonna kill us. You know I have a heart condition. 336 00:23:08,215 --> 00:23:11,048 I'm not sure he's familiar with my medical history. 337 00:23:11,118 --> 00:23:13,052 Let's go, let's go, let's go ! Come on ! 338 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:16,112 Move it ! Saddle up that horsey and ride ! 339 00:23:16,190 --> 00:23:18,454 You ever hear of knocking, Dotson ? 340 00:23:18,525 --> 00:23:21,495 You won't have to worry about that anymore. 341 00:23:21,563 --> 00:23:23,588 I have good news for you, assholes. 342 00:23:23,665 --> 00:23:26,964 Pack your bedding, your kit and your clothes ! Let's go ! 343 00:23:27,035 --> 00:23:29,401 Where to ? 344 00:23:31,005 --> 00:23:36,409 Hello, cue balls ! Welcome to the house of Payne. 345 00:23:36,477 --> 00:23:38,411 He's gotta be joking. 346 00:23:38,479 --> 00:23:42,415 The squad that lives together, wins together. 347 00:23:42,483 --> 00:23:44,883 Unity, turds. 348 00:23:44,953 --> 00:23:49,323 That is the key word in "unit," without the y. 349 00:23:49,391 --> 00:23:51,689 Tiger, Leland, 350 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,787 you will reside at the R.O.T.C. buildin'. 351 00:23:55,865 --> 00:23:58,459 The rest of you garbage, 352 00:23:58,534 --> 00:24:00,803 grab a rack and settle in. 353 00:24:00,803 --> 00:24:01,167 grab a rack and settle in. 354 00:24:01,237 --> 00:24:03,865 Let's move out. 355 00:24:03,939 --> 00:24:07,898 You eyeball me again, I'll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoat's cookie bag. 356 00:24:07,977 --> 00:24:12,074 It's so damp. What about my allergies ? 357 00:24:12,148 --> 00:24:14,082 You know how far we are from the kitchen ? 358 00:24:14,150 --> 00:24:16,812 - Why can't I stay here ? - 'Cause I said so. 359 00:24:16,887 --> 00:24:18,980 Major Payne, sir. 360 00:24:19,055 --> 00:24:21,114 What ? 361 00:24:21,191 --> 00:24:25,150 Sir, I think I speak for everyone when I say that this place is... 362 00:24:25,228 --> 00:24:28,197 unacceptable, sir. 363 00:24:28,265 --> 00:24:32,599 Really ? 364 00:24:32,669 --> 00:24:36,298 Love my barracks night and day 365 00:24:36,373 --> 00:24:39,172 Love my barracks night and day 366 00:24:39,243 --> 00:24:42,110 Won't complain That's where I'll stay 367 00:24:42,179 --> 00:24:44,773 Won't complain That's where I'll stay 368 00:24:46,417 --> 00:24:49,716 - Good plan this time, Alex. - Why don't you shut up ? 369 00:24:49,787 --> 00:24:53,188 All right, my little patch of Brussels sprouts, 370 00:24:53,257 --> 00:24:56,988 uproot yourselves, climb out the pool and get some rest. 371 00:24:57,061 --> 00:24:59,427 You're gonna need it. 372 00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:01,863 Tomorrow, ladies, 373 00:25:01,933 --> 00:25:04,732 we gonna start the hard stuff. 374 00:25:04,803 --> 00:25:08,239 - The hard stuff ? 375 00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:11,401 Let's move it, you turds ! 376 00:25:11,476 --> 00:25:13,774 You'll get no sympathy from me ! 377 00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:18,544 You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis ! 378 00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:20,983 That's where you'll find my sympathy ! 379 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:25,456 This ain't no walk in the park ! Move it ! Hustle, hustle ! 380 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,516 Hey, Dumbo ! You should be able to fly through those tubes... 381 00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:32,690 - with them big-ass ears, boy ! - Yeah, Dumbo ! Fly, baby, fly ! 382 00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:37,498 Hey, Williams ! You tell Marlee Matlin's son... 383 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:40,334 if he don't get across that rope, I'm gonna hang him with it ! 384 00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:42,340 He'll hang you with it ! Ha-ha-ha ! 385 00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:45,002 Heathcoat ! 386 00:25:45,078 --> 00:25:48,570 You get your fat body over that wall ! 387 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:52,675 - Take your fat, pork chop body over that-- - You-- You shut up. 388 00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:55,277 Nobody's leavin' here until the average for this squad... 389 00:25:55,355 --> 00:25:58,450 is one minute, twenty seconds ! 390 00:25:58,525 --> 00:26:02,017 Come on, he can't do it ! Leave him alone. 391 00:26:02,096 --> 00:26:05,554 I can barely do it. It's slippery out here. 392 00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:07,998 Slippery, he say ! 393 00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:10,866 You think Charlie care anything about slippery ? 394 00:26:10,938 --> 00:26:13,304 Only thing he knows is slit your throat. 395 00:26:13,374 --> 00:26:15,808 What if this was a life or death situation ? 396 00:26:15,876 --> 00:26:18,743 But it's not a life or death situation. 397 00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:21,811 - It is now. 398 00:26:21,883 --> 00:26:26,115 One Mississippi. Two Mississippi. 399 00:26:26,187 --> 00:26:29,444 Come on, guys ! What, are you crazy ? It's just a dummy grenade. 400 00:26:29,444 --> 00:26:31,071 Come on, guys ! What, are you crazy ? It's just a dummy grenade. 401 00:26:35,784 --> 00:26:38,082 - Damn ! Oh ! 402 00:26:42,957 --> 00:26:45,755 Who's the dummy now ? 403 00:26:47,762 --> 00:26:49,697 So what is it, exactly ? 404 00:26:49,765 --> 00:26:51,699 Concentrated dithiazanine. 405 00:26:51,767 --> 00:26:54,668 - What the hell is that ? - It's like a super-laxative. 406 00:26:54,737 --> 00:26:58,366 This here'll pack enough punch to take out an entire football team. 407 00:26:58,441 --> 00:27:00,807 Payne'll never get off the can. 408 00:27:00,876 --> 00:27:03,811 He'll be makin' beef stool 'til graduation. 409 00:27:03,879 --> 00:27:08,043 - Yeah. - All right. Payne'll never know what hit him. 410 00:27:14,858 --> 00:27:17,156 Kill ! 411 00:27:32,175 --> 00:27:34,109 Major Payne, sir ? 412 00:27:35,746 --> 00:27:38,237 Can't you see I'm eatin', turd ? 413 00:27:38,315 --> 00:27:40,750 There's a call for you, sir. 414 00:28:19,057 --> 00:28:21,525 He's coming ! He's coming ! 415 00:29:02,102 --> 00:29:06,368 Mmm. Mmm. 416 00:29:35,503 --> 00:29:37,437 Hmm. 417 00:30:02,131 --> 00:30:05,066 - Ready ! - Damn ! He nearly put you in a coma. 418 00:30:05,134 --> 00:30:08,228 - Ready on the firing range ! - It can't be legal the way he's been treating us. 419 00:30:08,304 --> 00:30:10,238 - Turds, commence firing ! - Let's just tell Phillips. 420 00:30:10,306 --> 00:30:13,332 - Nah, that senile old fool ain't gonna help us. 421 00:30:13,409 --> 00:30:15,343 What kind of shootin' is that ? 422 00:30:15,411 --> 00:30:17,778 Hey ! Hey, dummy ! 423 00:30:17,848 --> 00:30:19,975 What's the matter, you can't see, either ? 424 00:30:20,050 --> 00:30:21,984 We gotta get rid of that son of a bitch. 425 00:30:22,052 --> 00:30:24,850 You maggots couldn't hit a bull in the ass ! 426 00:30:24,922 --> 00:30:26,856 We're gonna have to prove... 427 00:30:26,924 --> 00:30:30,519 - Payne did something so vile, 428 00:30:30,594 --> 00:30:33,256 so perverse, 429 00:30:33,330 --> 00:30:37,790 so disgusting... 430 00:30:37,868 --> 00:30:41,702 that Phillips will have no choice but to fire him. 431 00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:47,944 Like what ? 432 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,283 Why me ? 433 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:57,082 - 'Cause you have got the biggest tits. 434 00:30:57,155 --> 00:30:59,919 - Shh. Shh. - Ahem. 435 00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:04,218 Well, why not Wuligar ? 436 00:31:04,295 --> 00:31:06,320 'Cause Wuligar's gotta take the pictures. 437 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:26,381 Look, it's been four hours. He hasn't blinked. 438 00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:30,479 These Special Forces guys can sleep with their eyes open. 439 00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:32,490 Trust me. 440 00:31:34,861 --> 00:31:36,795 What happened to the other dress ? 441 00:31:36,863 --> 00:31:39,457 - This one's prettier. 442 00:31:39,532 --> 00:31:42,057 - Shut up, Brian ! - Shh ! Come on. 443 00:31:42,135 --> 00:31:44,069 Williams, go. 444 00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:53,544 Man, you sure about this ? He looks awake to me. 445 00:31:53,613 --> 00:31:55,547 No, I checked on that. 446 00:31:55,615 --> 00:31:58,516 Watch this. 447 00:31:58,585 --> 00:32:01,020 Yo, turd-sniffer. Maggot-face ! 448 00:32:01,088 --> 00:32:02,953 See ? He's dead to the world. 449 00:32:03,024 --> 00:32:05,322 Let's go. 450 00:32:14,068 --> 00:32:17,333 - Get in. - Can't I just stand beside the bed ? 451 00:32:17,405 --> 00:32:19,339 Get in. 452 00:32:23,944 --> 00:32:26,105 - Get in ! 453 00:32:30,886 --> 00:32:33,116 Now put your head on his shoulder. 454 00:32:33,188 --> 00:32:35,748 - Are you crazy ? - Do it ! 455 00:32:39,327 --> 00:32:43,286 - Closer. 456 00:32:43,365 --> 00:32:46,664 Closer. 457 00:32:46,735 --> 00:32:49,829 Now, now, now put your arm around him. 458 00:32:52,407 --> 00:32:54,535 Good. Now hold it. 459 00:32:54,610 --> 00:32:57,807 Hold it. Okay. 460 00:33:05,455 --> 00:33:08,322 - Hello, Betty. - Aghhh ! 461 00:33:16,999 --> 00:33:20,197 Got no worry, got no stress 462 00:33:20,270 --> 00:33:23,103 Got no worry, got no stress 463 00:33:23,173 --> 00:33:26,108 'Cause we feel good in our dress 464 00:33:26,176 --> 00:33:29,077 'Cause we feel good in our dress 465 00:33:29,146 --> 00:33:31,979 Major Payne's a major dis 466 00:33:32,049 --> 00:33:34,779 Major Payne's a major dis 467 00:33:34,852 --> 00:33:37,685 Makes us squat when we piss 468 00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:40,552 He makes us squat when we piss 469 00:33:40,624 --> 00:33:43,354 Got no worries Got no care 470 00:33:43,427 --> 00:33:46,295 - Got no worries, got no care 471 00:33:46,364 --> 00:33:49,026 I'm a baldheaded son of a bitch without hair 472 00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:51,933 I'm a baldheaded son of a bitch without hair 473 00:33:52,003 --> 00:33:54,767 Used to be Samson Now I'm Ann 474 00:33:54,839 --> 00:33:57,364 Used to be Samson Now I'm Ann 475 00:33:57,442 --> 00:33:59,876 Gotta earn my right to be called a man 476 00:33:59,944 --> 00:34:03,402 Gotta earn my right to be called a man 477 00:34:03,481 --> 00:34:07,542 I'll tell you, ladies, you're the purtiest unit ever underneath my command ! 478 00:34:07,619 --> 00:34:09,731 Maybe I'll have to change my name... 479 00:34:09,864 --> 00:34:11,662 - to Pimp Daddy Payne ! 480 00:34:11,734 --> 00:34:14,601 - Heh-heh-heh. - Major ! 481 00:34:17,540 --> 00:34:19,770 What are the boys doing in those dresses ? 482 00:34:19,842 --> 00:34:21,969 They puttin' on a fashion show. 483 00:34:27,316 --> 00:34:32,219 I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative reinforcement. 484 00:34:32,288 --> 00:34:35,257 Weren't you gonna be my big helper ? 485 00:34:36,625 --> 00:34:38,890 Yeah, but they started it. 486 00:34:38,962 --> 00:34:42,420 - Well, I'm stopping it. - Don't touch my whistle. 487 00:34:42,499 --> 00:34:46,367 - I was just gonna-- - Don't touch the whistle. 488 00:34:49,006 --> 00:34:51,236 All right, ladies ! 489 00:34:51,308 --> 00:34:54,903 Take off those dresses. Head to your barracks. Fold 'em up neatly. 490 00:34:54,978 --> 00:34:56,912 Let's move it. 491 00:34:58,515 --> 00:35:00,847 - You should shave your legs more. - Shut up ! 492 00:35:00,917 --> 00:35:03,181 Good day, Miss Walburn. 493 00:35:05,523 --> 00:35:07,457 Do you really think that this approach... 494 00:35:07,525 --> 00:35:10,494 is the best way to gain the trust of these boys ? 495 00:35:10,561 --> 00:35:13,530 They may not like me, but they will respect me. 496 00:35:13,598 --> 00:35:16,123 Let me be more direct. 497 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,191 - They hate you. - Good. 498 00:35:18,269 --> 00:35:21,932 It'll draw them close together, make 'em a team. 499 00:35:22,006 --> 00:35:26,534 - That's a very cynical plan. - Yeah, but it won't backfire. 500 00:35:26,611 --> 00:35:31,242 Here. I would like you to consider an alternative approach. 501 00:35:31,316 --> 00:35:33,784 I want you to have this book. 502 00:35:33,852 --> 00:35:36,548 Read it. Apply it. 503 00:35:38,190 --> 00:35:42,058 "The ABC's of the Loving Male Role Model." 504 00:35:42,127 --> 00:35:44,595 - I don't need your book. - Take it. 505 00:35:44,663 --> 00:35:46,221 - I don't want it. - Take it. 506 00:35:46,298 --> 00:35:49,461 - I don't want it. - Please, Major ? 507 00:35:55,475 --> 00:35:57,409 Okay. 508 00:36:10,356 --> 00:36:12,688 Shut up. 509 00:36:12,759 --> 00:36:15,887 All right. I got a surefire plan to get rid of that son of a bitch. 510 00:36:15,962 --> 00:36:17,896 - What is it ? - What ? What ? 511 00:36:17,964 --> 00:36:21,297 - It's gonna cost us. How much you got ? - Twenty. 512 00:36:21,367 --> 00:36:24,269 - I got 25. - Put me down for 40. 513 00:36:24,338 --> 00:36:27,796 - All right, Dotson ! - Yeah ! - Yeah ! 514 00:36:27,875 --> 00:36:30,435 All right, we're takin' out Payne tomorrow ! 515 00:36:30,511 --> 00:36:32,445 - Yeah ! - Yeah ! - Yeah ! 516 00:36:35,382 --> 00:36:38,078 "Love is the key... 517 00:36:38,152 --> 00:36:40,586 to understandin'." 518 00:36:54,703 --> 00:36:57,399 "The Three Bees. 519 00:36:57,472 --> 00:36:59,906 Bee a good listener. 520 00:36:59,975 --> 00:37:02,773 Bee sensitive to their needs." 521 00:37:04,479 --> 00:37:06,811 Well, hello, Miss Walburn. 522 00:37:06,882 --> 00:37:11,342 I just came by to let you know that Wuligar has a slight temperature, 523 00:37:11,419 --> 00:37:13,786 so you might not want to torture him this evening. 524 00:37:16,893 --> 00:37:20,124 I will be... sensitive... 525 00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:22,130 to his needs. 526 00:37:23,633 --> 00:37:25,567 Have you been reading the book ? 527 00:37:25,635 --> 00:37:29,537 I might have glanced at it once or twice. 528 00:37:29,605 --> 00:37:32,768 Oh, well, that's very good ! I'm very proud of you, Major. 529 00:37:32,842 --> 00:37:36,005 - Oh, shucks. It ain't hard bein' sensitive. 530 00:37:36,078 --> 00:37:39,845 - He's back ! He's back ! - Who's back ? 531 00:37:39,917 --> 00:37:42,283 The man who lives in my closet. 532 00:37:42,352 --> 00:37:45,583 Aw, boy, get on outta here with that "I'm scared of the dark" crap. 533 00:37:45,656 --> 00:37:48,147 Go on, now. Git ! 534 00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:50,159 Sensitive. 535 00:37:55,632 --> 00:38:00,194 Sensitive, sensitive. 536 00:38:00,270 --> 00:38:04,604 Hello, there, fella. You know what you're havin' ? 537 00:38:04,675 --> 00:38:07,201 It's called a nightmare. 538 00:38:07,278 --> 00:38:09,212 You know what a nightmare is ? 539 00:38:10,415 --> 00:38:13,248 Well, that's all this is. 540 00:38:13,318 --> 00:38:15,752 Why don't you run on back to your room... 541 00:38:15,820 --> 00:38:19,153 before that man jump out the closet and chop your little head off. 542 00:38:24,796 --> 00:38:27,162 Sensitive. 543 00:38:27,232 --> 00:38:30,929 You call that being sensitive ? 544 00:38:31,002 --> 00:38:33,870 Let me give you a little history on Kevin Dunne. 545 00:38:33,939 --> 00:38:39,036 - Both of his parents are dead. - Car accident, 1989. 546 00:38:39,111 --> 00:38:43,377 Lived in the Chelsea orphanage 'til 1991 when the school adopted him. 547 00:38:43,449 --> 00:38:45,383 I know all about it. 548 00:38:45,451 --> 00:38:49,012 Well, then you should also know that the last thing he needs right now... 549 00:38:49,088 --> 00:38:53,218 is a sadistic father figure scaring the life out of him. 550 00:38:54,393 --> 00:38:56,486 Maybe what he need... 551 00:38:56,562 --> 00:38:59,361 is for you to pop your titty out his mouth... 552 00:38:59,432 --> 00:39:01,992 and let the boy grow up. 553 00:39:02,068 --> 00:39:05,970 Excuse me ? What did you say ? 554 00:39:06,039 --> 00:39:07,973 I didn't stutter. 555 00:39:08,041 --> 00:39:09,975 I said: 556 00:39:10,043 --> 00:39:14,446 "Pop your titty out his mouth... 557 00:39:14,514 --> 00:39:17,108 and stop babyin' him !" 558 00:39:17,183 --> 00:39:20,710 I don't call it babying. I call it nurturing. 559 00:39:20,787 --> 00:39:24,349 And I call it neutering ! 560 00:39:24,425 --> 00:39:28,486 And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, 561 00:39:28,562 --> 00:39:32,157 dictatorial, egomaniacal, frigid, lunatic asshole ! 562 00:39:34,368 --> 00:39:36,666 I ain't frigid. 563 00:39:36,737 --> 00:39:38,705 He's still there ! 564 00:39:40,574 --> 00:39:43,873 You wanna see nurturin' ? 565 00:39:56,158 --> 00:39:58,092 He's in there ? 566 00:40:05,267 --> 00:40:08,930 - If he's still in there, he ain't happy. - What was that ? 567 00:40:09,004 --> 00:40:14,499 Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice ! 568 00:40:14,576 --> 00:40:19,014 And if he's still in there, he ain't happy ! 569 00:40:21,384 --> 00:40:23,852 You run on back to bed. 570 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,718 That bad man ain't gonna bother you no more. 571 00:40:26,789 --> 00:40:29,417 Thank you, Major. 572 00:40:29,492 --> 00:40:31,426 I love you. 573 00:40:40,703 --> 00:40:43,867 What's your angle, boy ? You plottin' on me ? 574 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:46,876 - No, sir ! - Don't you know I could snap your neck in 20 different places ? 575 00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:48,935 Major, Major ! It's okay ! 576 00:40:49,012 --> 00:40:51,879 He's just trying to show you some affection ! 577 00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:57,781 I don't like it. 578 00:40:57,855 --> 00:41:01,382 Make me feel all funny. 579 00:41:12,537 --> 00:41:15,938 - Uh, good night, Miss Walburn. - Good night, Major. 580 00:41:28,606 --> 00:41:32,007 - Where is he ? - He better get here. 581 00:41:32,076 --> 00:41:35,638 Alex ! Alex ! 582 00:41:42,354 --> 00:41:44,686 - Alex, did you do it ? - How much did it cost ? 583 00:41:44,756 --> 00:41:47,725 - Where were you ? - Shh. I did it. I did it. 584 00:41:47,793 --> 00:41:51,991 Squad ! Atten-hut ! 585 00:41:53,065 --> 00:41:56,091 Let's go, maggots. Follow my lead ! 586 00:41:56,168 --> 00:41:59,160 Payne's not here He's in our ass 587 00:41:59,238 --> 00:42:01,730 Payne's not here He's in our ass 588 00:42:01,808 --> 00:42:03,435 Butt's so tight he can't pass gas 589 00:42:03,509 --> 00:42:06,273 Butt's so tight he can't pass gas 590 00:42:06,346 --> 00:42:08,280 - Sound off - One, two 591 00:42:08,348 --> 00:42:10,509 - Sound off - Three, four 592 00:42:10,583 --> 00:42:14,576 Break it on down Break it on down 593 00:42:14,654 --> 00:42:17,248 Break it on down 594 00:42:20,693 --> 00:42:22,718 Break it down 595 00:42:25,565 --> 00:42:28,967 You like to rhyme, boy ? 596 00:42:29,036 --> 00:42:32,005 What's your name ? Bushwick Bill ? 597 00:42:32,072 --> 00:42:35,007 No, let me guess. You Snoop Diggety Dogg. 598 00:42:35,075 --> 00:42:39,444 Turds ! Front leanin' rest position. Move ! 599 00:42:39,513 --> 00:42:43,210 I'm 'a teach you how I rhyme military style ! 600 00:42:44,918 --> 00:42:47,250 One ! 601 00:42:47,321 --> 00:42:49,755 Don't you feel dumb ? 602 00:42:49,823 --> 00:42:54,056 Two ! Look at you. 603 00:42:54,129 --> 00:42:56,063 Three. 604 00:42:56,131 --> 00:42:59,362 Don't you ever make no jokes about me behind my back, 605 00:42:59,434 --> 00:43:02,335 otherwise I stomp you in the ground ! 606 00:43:21,757 --> 00:43:23,691 All right, ladies. 607 00:43:25,294 --> 00:43:28,457 Hey, Dunne. You missed all the fun. 608 00:43:28,531 --> 00:43:32,365 Heh-heh. That's another rhyme. 609 00:43:32,435 --> 00:43:34,869 - All right, we're headin' out to the field... - There he is. 610 00:43:34,937 --> 00:43:37,167 for two hours of weapons drill. 611 00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,173 Yo, Payne ! 612 00:43:44,146 --> 00:43:46,809 You Payne ? 613 00:43:46,883 --> 00:43:49,716 I got somethin' to say to you. 614 00:43:49,786 --> 00:43:52,846 Fee-fi-fo-fum. 615 00:43:52,923 --> 00:43:57,257 What beanstalk you fall from ? 616 00:44:08,171 --> 00:44:12,165 You know, I heard you've been givin' these boys a hard time. 617 00:44:12,243 --> 00:44:14,643 In fact, I heard you couldn't cut it... 618 00:44:14,712 --> 00:44:17,545 in the real man's military ! 619 00:44:17,615 --> 00:44:22,416 - I heard that it's time for you to leave. 620 00:44:22,487 --> 00:44:25,251 Know what I heard ? 621 00:44:25,323 --> 00:44:29,521 I heard your mother was so fat she played pool with the planets. 622 00:44:33,064 --> 00:44:35,999 - Yes ! 623 00:44:36,067 --> 00:44:38,628 You thinkin' about leaving yet ? 624 00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:45,668 Actually, I think the party just begun. 625 00:44:45,744 --> 00:44:47,678 Heh-heh-heh. 626 00:44:49,481 --> 00:44:53,076 Now, what I'm goin' do is take this right foot... 627 00:44:53,152 --> 00:44:55,313 and I'm 'a put it 'cross the left side your face. 628 00:44:55,387 --> 00:44:58,618 - Don't give me that Billy Jack bullshit ! - Whoo ! 629 00:45:04,264 --> 00:45:06,198 Agh. 630 00:45:06,266 --> 00:45:08,734 Y-You said you were gonna-- 631 00:45:08,802 --> 00:45:11,100 hit me in the face. 632 00:45:11,171 --> 00:45:13,105 What, you callin' me a liar ? 633 00:45:15,542 --> 00:45:19,137 Ooh ! 634 00:45:22,415 --> 00:45:25,612 Oh, children. 635 00:45:25,685 --> 00:45:30,214 Somebody's gonna answer for this blood from my lip. 636 00:45:30,291 --> 00:45:33,089 I want names. 637 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:36,357 I wanna know who's responsible. 638 00:45:38,599 --> 00:45:42,035 Don't all run at once. 639 00:45:42,102 --> 00:45:45,162 I guess nobody's responsible. 640 00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:48,402 Guess I just had that one a-comin'. 641 00:45:50,110 --> 00:45:52,977 Well, you know what y'all got comin' ? 642 00:45:53,047 --> 00:45:57,075 Seven 23-hour days... 643 00:45:57,152 --> 00:45:59,313 full of fun and adventure. 644 00:45:59,387 --> 00:46:04,188 I'm gonna make you boys strong ! 645 00:46:04,259 --> 00:46:07,353 Sir. 646 00:46:07,429 --> 00:46:10,057 Yes, turd ? 647 00:46:10,131 --> 00:46:12,565 It was me, sir. I hired him. 648 00:46:12,634 --> 00:46:15,728 Well, that's one death warrant signed. 649 00:46:15,804 --> 00:46:18,830 Do I have any more volunteers ? 650 00:46:19,908 --> 00:46:22,400 What about you, brown-nose ? 651 00:46:22,478 --> 00:46:25,311 I acted alone, sir. 652 00:46:25,381 --> 00:46:28,509 The rest of the squad was unaware of my activities. 653 00:46:31,287 --> 00:46:34,450 That's a pretty bold move there, Mr. Stone. 654 00:46:36,125 --> 00:46:39,253 What do you think I oughta do with you ? 655 00:46:39,328 --> 00:46:41,262 I don't know, sir. 656 00:46:43,032 --> 00:46:44,966 You don't know. 657 00:46:45,034 --> 00:46:48,971 I guess you should probably expel me, sir. 658 00:46:49,039 --> 00:46:52,702 What, and send you on a vacation ? 659 00:46:52,776 --> 00:46:54,710 Dotson ! 660 00:46:54,778 --> 00:46:58,612 - Sir, yes, sir ! - You are no longer the squad leader. 661 00:46:59,816 --> 00:47:04,310 Stone. You are now cadet sergeant. 662 00:47:04,388 --> 00:47:07,789 If these men win the Virginia Military Games, 663 00:47:07,858 --> 00:47:11,919 it'll be because you have led them to a victory. 664 00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:14,157 If they lose, 665 00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:18,066 it'll be because you failed them. 666 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:23,902 - I don't accept that responsibility. - It's not negotiable. 667 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:34,383 If I'm the new squad leader, my first order is to screw you, sir ! 668 00:47:34,452 --> 00:47:36,477 What'd you say to me, turd ? 669 00:47:36,554 --> 00:47:40,116 Why don't you go back to hell where you came from ? 670 00:47:41,927 --> 00:47:45,021 Boy, I am two seconds from bein' on you... 671 00:47:45,097 --> 00:47:49,158 Like white on rice and a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm ! 672 00:47:49,234 --> 00:47:52,101 I will put my foot so far up your ass, 673 00:47:52,171 --> 00:47:55,470 the water on my knee will quench your thirst. 674 00:47:55,541 --> 00:47:57,475 Try it. 675 00:48:03,215 --> 00:48:07,380 - You want me gone, boy ? - Yes, sir. 676 00:48:07,454 --> 00:48:10,287 I said, "Do you want me gone, soldier ?" 677 00:48:10,357 --> 00:48:12,825 Yes, sir ! 678 00:48:12,892 --> 00:48:17,795 Then you meet me outside the R.O.T.C. buildin' at 2100 hours. 679 00:48:17,864 --> 00:48:22,961 You ladies want me gone, you'll get your chance. 680 00:48:46,193 --> 00:48:51,187 Where is the first place trophy from the Virginia Military Games ? 681 00:48:51,265 --> 00:48:53,358 Wellington Academy, sir ! 682 00:48:54,802 --> 00:48:57,396 I want that trophy. 683 00:48:57,471 --> 00:49:01,374 If you turds can bring me that trophy, 684 00:49:01,443 --> 00:49:04,674 I will resign my command. 685 00:49:04,746 --> 00:49:07,271 This is a black op, gentlemen. 686 00:49:07,349 --> 00:49:12,184 If you are discovered, I will deny all knowledge... 687 00:49:12,254 --> 00:49:16,156 and you will pay the price. 688 00:49:16,224 --> 00:49:19,557 That is my deal. 689 00:49:19,628 --> 00:49:21,926 Do you accept it ? 690 00:49:26,169 --> 00:49:29,380 Sir... yes, sir. 691 00:49:29,513 --> 00:49:33,779 Then bring me my trophy. 692 00:49:50,202 --> 00:49:53,865 This is it, our big chance to get rid of Payne. 693 00:49:53,939 --> 00:49:57,431 We got two miles to get to Wellington. Let's get it outta there as fast as we can. 694 00:49:57,509 --> 00:50:00,034 Hustle, move it ! Let's go ! 695 00:50:00,112 --> 00:50:03,604 Go, go, go ! This is your last chance, Dotson. 696 00:50:03,682 --> 00:50:07,049 What, you think I'm gonna come and help you make me look bad ? 697 00:50:07,119 --> 00:50:10,748 Anyway, I called my dad. I'm leavin' this stupid school. 698 00:50:10,822 --> 00:50:13,154 Bye. Have a good time. 699 00:50:16,162 --> 00:50:17,993 - Whoa. Where you goin' ? - I'm goin' in the black op. 700 00:50:18,064 --> 00:50:19,998 You can't come. You're too little. 701 00:50:20,066 --> 00:50:23,627 Why don't you stay back here and guard the base, okay ? 702 00:50:46,226 --> 00:50:48,160 What's the matter with you, boy ? 703 00:50:48,228 --> 00:50:52,722 They won't let me go on no black op. Th-They say I'm too little. 704 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:56,327 No one ever lets you do anything when you're too little. 705 00:50:56,403 --> 00:50:58,564 Aw, phooey ! 706 00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:02,405 What about all those stories about the little people that do big things ? 707 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:06,378 Like Little Red Riding Hood ? Them three little pigs ? 708 00:51:06,447 --> 00:51:10,043 Spike Lee ? Or them Little Rascals ? 709 00:51:10,118 --> 00:51:13,781 You ever hear the story about The Little Engine That Could ? 710 00:51:16,891 --> 00:51:19,052 Let me tell you that story. 711 00:51:24,065 --> 00:51:26,226 Once upon a time, 712 00:51:26,301 --> 00:51:28,792 deep, deep in the jungle, 713 00:51:28,870 --> 00:51:31,600 there was a little engine that could. 714 00:51:31,673 --> 00:51:34,768 He was chuggin' his way across the enemy line. 715 00:51:34,844 --> 00:51:39,372 Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot ! 716 00:51:39,448 --> 00:51:41,382 This little engine's mission... 717 00:51:41,450 --> 00:51:46,149 was to take some AK-47s and a nuclear payload... 718 00:51:46,222 --> 00:51:49,953 over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion. 719 00:51:50,025 --> 00:51:52,016 Needless to say, 720 00:51:52,094 --> 00:51:55,063 there was plenty opposition. 721 00:51:55,131 --> 00:51:58,191 You think that stopped the little engine that could ? 722 00:51:58,267 --> 00:52:01,635 No, siree, Bob. He just kept chuggin' along. 723 00:52:01,705 --> 00:52:05,141 Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. 724 00:52:05,208 --> 00:52:07,574 Toot, toot ! 725 00:52:07,644 --> 00:52:12,240 Not even when they climbed aboard the train and popped out the eyes of the conductor, 726 00:52:12,315 --> 00:52:15,478 and blood and snot was drippin' out his eye sockets. 727 00:52:15,552 --> 00:52:19,511 You think that stopped the little engine that could ? 728 00:52:19,589 --> 00:52:23,457 Damn skippy. He just kept chuggin' along. 729 00:52:23,527 --> 00:52:28,090 Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot ! 730 00:52:30,568 --> 00:52:32,502 It wasn't until... 731 00:52:32,570 --> 00:52:36,597 Charlie rigged a bridge with plastic explosives... 732 00:52:36,674 --> 00:52:41,111 just as the little engine was makin' his way across the trestle. 733 00:52:41,179 --> 00:52:44,273 Boom ! An explosion happened. 734 00:52:44,348 --> 00:52:48,284 And blood and guts and spit and ass was everywhere ! 735 00:52:48,352 --> 00:52:51,651 And Bubba come crawlin' out the back door, 736 00:52:51,722 --> 00:52:53,782 both legs missin'. 737 00:52:53,859 --> 00:52:56,851 Lula May's baby boy ! 738 00:52:56,929 --> 00:53:01,628 He look up at me. He said, "Payne ! 739 00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:05,158 I can't feel my legs." 740 00:53:05,237 --> 00:53:07,899 I said, "Bubba, they ain't there." 741 00:53:07,973 --> 00:53:10,100 And I looked down, 742 00:53:10,175 --> 00:53:14,771 and them little bloody nubs was kickin' real fast, like this here. 743 00:53:14,847 --> 00:53:19,251 And I said, "Bubba, it's 30 miles to the nearest town. 744 00:53:19,319 --> 00:53:23,722 'Less you can flip upside down and walk on your hands, you ain't gonna make it." 745 00:53:23,790 --> 00:53:28,250 All of a sudden, Charlie was all over the place ! 746 00:53:28,328 --> 00:53:30,956 It was just me and my sidearm. 747 00:53:31,030 --> 00:53:34,397 And I had no other alternative... 748 00:53:34,467 --> 00:53:38,528 but to blast my way out. 749 00:53:41,074 --> 00:53:46,604 "Die, pig ! Die ! You'll never take Major Benson Winifred Payne alive !" 750 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:50,081 Bam ! "I saw what you did to my friend !" Bam ! 751 00:53:50,150 --> 00:53:52,880 - Major ! Major ! Major ! - Bam ! Bam ! Bam ! 752 00:53:55,723 --> 00:53:58,283 Hello, Miss Walburn. 753 00:53:58,359 --> 00:54:00,953 You just missed a little bedtime story. 754 00:54:02,363 --> 00:54:06,299 No. I didn't, actually. 755 00:54:06,367 --> 00:54:11,203 In fact, I'd love to talk to you about that story. 756 00:54:11,273 --> 00:54:13,241 Perhaps over dinner ? 757 00:54:15,911 --> 00:54:17,845 Okay. 758 00:54:18,914 --> 00:54:21,439 Okay. I'll go get ready. 759 00:54:21,516 --> 00:54:24,280 - Me too. - Okay. 760 00:54:24,352 --> 00:54:27,685 - Okay. - Okay. 761 00:54:27,756 --> 00:54:30,691 All right, good-bye. 762 00:54:32,527 --> 00:54:35,462 To be continued. When I come back, I'll tell you... 763 00:54:35,530 --> 00:54:39,661 - what Bubba used as a penis. - Ooh. 764 00:55:34,325 --> 00:55:36,259 Well, ain't you gonna eat ? 765 00:55:37,862 --> 00:55:41,298 I think I'll wait a moment. My stomach's a little upset. 766 00:55:41,366 --> 00:55:45,063 Them some mighty fine vittles. 767 00:55:45,136 --> 00:55:49,266 Shouldn't let 'em go to waste. 768 00:55:49,340 --> 00:55:52,332 You know, I think you're really making some wonderful strides... 769 00:55:52,410 --> 00:55:55,539 with the way you're dealing with the children. 770 00:55:55,614 --> 00:55:58,412 That was almost a really good thing... 771 00:55:58,484 --> 00:56:01,214 you tried to do for Tiger tonight. 772 00:56:01,286 --> 00:56:03,220 May I make a suggestion ? 773 00:56:05,190 --> 00:56:07,351 Proceed. 774 00:56:09,328 --> 00:56:12,195 Well, your story, while colorful-- 775 00:56:13,265 --> 00:56:15,199 was a bit rough. 776 00:56:17,102 --> 00:56:19,662 You mean, the explosion ! 777 00:56:19,738 --> 00:56:24,267 Yes, and the eye-gouging part. 778 00:56:24,344 --> 00:56:26,904 You need to loosen up. 779 00:56:26,980 --> 00:56:30,416 Not everything can be about war. 780 00:56:32,419 --> 00:56:34,853 What do you like to do for fun ? 781 00:56:41,094 --> 00:56:43,585 I like to hang upside down blindfolded, 782 00:56:43,663 --> 00:56:46,598 take my gun apart and put it back together... 783 00:56:46,666 --> 00:56:50,000 before my nose starts to bleed. 784 00:56:51,372 --> 00:56:53,806 Oh, that's great ! 785 00:56:53,874 --> 00:56:58,311 But is there anything that you like that doesn't have to do with battle ? 786 00:56:58,379 --> 00:57:01,610 - Like what ? - Like golf. 787 00:57:01,682 --> 00:57:03,675 Negative. 788 00:57:04,876 --> 00:57:06,901 Do you like the movies ? 789 00:57:08,246 --> 00:57:10,180 Negative. 790 00:57:17,123 --> 00:57:19,387 I don't suppose you dance. 791 00:57:22,628 --> 00:57:26,086 I've been known to cut a little rug... 792 00:57:26,165 --> 00:57:28,099 in my day. 793 00:57:36,542 --> 00:57:38,476 There's only one place where we can go 794 00:57:38,544 --> 00:57:40,740 To see freaky girls doin' shows 795 00:57:40,814 --> 00:57:42,873 Doin' tricks to make us holler 796 00:57:42,950 --> 00:57:44,884 Ain't you gonna dance ? 797 00:57:44,952 --> 00:57:46,419 Benson. 798 00:57:46,486 --> 00:57:48,420 Not like others but above the rest 799 00:57:48,488 --> 00:57:52,788 Just do any effect to turn us on Them girls got it goin' on 800 00:57:52,859 --> 00:57:54,793 Benson. 801 00:57:54,861 --> 00:57:56,954 Nobody does the robot anymore. 802 00:57:57,030 --> 00:58:01,399 Then I guess I gotta dig further into my repertoire. 803 00:58:01,468 --> 00:58:03,402 - I get hard after seein' you - Heh-heh-heh. 804 00:58:03,470 --> 00:58:04,994 How hard Hard like a rock 805 00:58:05,072 --> 00:58:07,507 When you make that coochie pop 806 00:58:07,575 --> 00:58:10,772 Pop that coochie Hey, pop that coochie, baby 807 00:58:10,845 --> 00:58:14,246 Pop that coochie Hey, pop that coochie, baby 808 00:58:14,315 --> 00:58:16,249 Pop that coochie 809 00:58:16,317 --> 00:58:19,582 Pop, Pop that coochie, baby Pop, pop, pop that coochie 810 00:58:19,654 --> 00:58:21,918 Pop, pop that coochie, baby 811 00:58:21,990 --> 00:58:23,924 Freaky girls with plenty of class 812 00:58:23,992 --> 00:58:25,926 Roamin' to the music and shakin' real fast 813 00:58:25,994 --> 00:58:29,555 Bend over backwards, make me shout Work that body in and out 814 00:58:29,630 --> 00:58:31,565 - Moving that body with plenty of action 815 00:58:31,633 --> 00:58:33,362 Bringin' to the man more satisfaction 816 00:58:33,435 --> 00:58:35,027 Doin' what they did to turn us out 817 00:58:35,104 --> 00:58:37,038 Just work that body all the way out 818 00:58:37,106 --> 00:58:40,507 Shake it, don't break it It took your mama nine months to make it 819 00:58:40,576 --> 00:58:42,510 Bend over and spread 'em, girl 820 00:58:42,578 --> 00:58:44,546 Show me those cultured pearls 821 00:58:44,613 --> 00:58:46,547 Play that butt and don't you quit 822 00:58:46,615 --> 00:58:48,310 Then blow me a freaky kiss 823 00:58:48,384 --> 00:58:49,908 Girl, you know you look so cute 824 00:59:12,542 --> 00:59:16,444 Williams, you take these guys and fan out the left flank of the school. Go ! 825 00:59:16,513 --> 00:59:18,447 Gotcha. 826 00:59:18,515 --> 00:59:21,450 Wuligar. You take these two and cover the right. 827 00:59:21,518 --> 00:59:23,453 - Got it ? - Got it. Come on ! 828 01:00:32,225 --> 01:00:34,159 Don't move ! 829 01:00:52,813 --> 01:00:55,441 Madison is a loser. 830 01:01:04,424 --> 01:01:07,120 Man, get in there. 831 01:01:19,741 --> 01:01:23,108 All right ? And then his chest cavity exploded. 832 01:01:23,178 --> 01:01:26,113 Boom ! Heh-heh-heh. 833 01:01:26,181 --> 01:01:31,380 You know, that was the first time I ever drove a man's nose up into his brain, 834 01:01:31,452 --> 01:01:36,447 causin' instant death and simultaneous bowel evacuation. 835 01:01:36,525 --> 01:01:39,961 But enough about me, woman. What's your story ? 836 01:01:40,029 --> 01:01:43,988 I'm surprised you ain't dropped about 12 puppies by now. 837 01:01:44,066 --> 01:01:47,593 - Ain't you never been married ? 838 01:01:47,670 --> 01:01:49,695 Yeah, I was. 839 01:01:49,772 --> 01:01:52,673 What happened ? You terminate his command ? 840 01:01:52,741 --> 01:01:56,768 No. Actually, he left. 841 01:01:56,845 --> 01:01:59,279 I wanted children. He didn't. 842 01:02:00,850 --> 01:02:03,842 Any man that'd leave you oughta be monkey-stomped... 843 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:07,014 and have his brains mailed back to his mother. 844 01:02:07,090 --> 01:02:11,686 Well, thank you, Benson. 845 01:02:13,530 --> 01:02:17,933 How about you ? Was there ever a Mrs. Payne ? 846 01:02:18,001 --> 01:02:21,459 Negative. I figured if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, 847 01:02:21,538 --> 01:02:23,506 they'd have issued me one. 848 01:02:28,512 --> 01:02:30,446 Well, 849 01:02:30,514 --> 01:02:33,506 I had a really nice time tonight, Benson. 850 01:02:33,584 --> 01:02:37,953 Heck, bein' with you is almost better than cleanin' my gun. 851 01:02:40,891 --> 01:02:44,088 - I got somethin' for you. - Oh, what is it ? 852 01:02:44,161 --> 01:02:46,220 It's a bullet. 853 01:02:47,999 --> 01:02:50,399 It's somethin' special. 854 01:02:51,970 --> 01:02:54,268 It's from my heart. 855 01:02:56,108 --> 01:02:58,941 Really ? Well, where'd you get it ? 856 01:02:59,011 --> 01:03:01,980 From my heart. Left ventricle. 857 01:03:02,047 --> 01:03:04,982 I took it out myself with a field knife. 858 01:03:05,050 --> 01:03:07,245 And I want you to have that. 859 01:03:08,954 --> 01:03:11,184 Thank you, Benson. 860 01:03:29,309 --> 01:03:31,243 Good night. 861 01:03:34,380 --> 01:03:37,213 Good night, princess. 862 01:03:52,833 --> 01:03:55,267 Whee-e-e-e, doggie ! 863 01:04:17,392 --> 01:04:20,884 What the hell are you doin' in my office ? 864 01:04:20,962 --> 01:04:23,430 It was a trap. 865 01:04:23,498 --> 01:04:25,523 You set us up. 866 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:30,037 I mighta made a little anonymous call. 867 01:04:30,105 --> 01:04:33,632 You didn't think they was just gonna hand it to you, did ya ? 868 01:04:33,708 --> 01:04:36,898 We got the crap kicked out of us because of you ! 869 01:04:37,031 --> 01:04:40,967 Tonight wasn't about fair or unfair. 870 01:04:41,035 --> 01:04:44,266 It was about achievin' your objective. 871 01:04:45,340 --> 01:04:47,706 Did you ? 872 01:04:47,775 --> 01:04:49,970 Did you even see that trophy ? 873 01:04:50,044 --> 01:04:52,740 Oh, I saw it. 874 01:04:52,814 --> 01:04:56,750 And when you saw it, did you want it ? 875 01:04:56,818 --> 01:04:58,843 Yeah, to get rid of you. 876 01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:01,514 That's not what I asked ! 877 01:05:01,589 --> 01:05:03,581 Did you want it ? 878 01:05:03,659 --> 01:05:05,889 I wanted it. 879 01:05:05,961 --> 01:05:08,623 - To own it ? - Yeah. 880 01:05:08,697 --> 01:05:10,961 - Deserve it ? - Yeah. 881 01:05:11,033 --> 01:05:12,796 - To win it ? - Oh, yeah. 882 01:05:12,868 --> 01:05:15,928 Then let's win it, you bruised-up turd ! 883 01:05:16,005 --> 01:05:18,701 If you really want it, I'll show you how to earn it. 884 01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:27,249 Welcome, parents, to Madison School. 885 01:05:27,316 --> 01:05:29,251 For your convenience, 886 01:05:29,319 --> 01:05:33,380 we will be announcing activities throughout the day, 887 01:05:33,456 --> 01:05:35,390 if they happen. 888 01:05:44,935 --> 01:05:48,063 Hey, Heathcoat, your parents comin' today ? 889 01:05:48,138 --> 01:05:50,402 Nah, of course not. 890 01:05:50,473 --> 01:05:53,772 - How 'bout you, Williams ? - What, are you kidding ? 891 01:05:53,843 --> 01:05:57,644 My parents said they'd come, but they said they got allergies. 892 01:05:59,784 --> 01:06:02,218 What the hell happened to you ? 893 01:06:04,755 --> 01:06:06,689 Me ? Nothing. I'm great. 894 01:06:08,926 --> 01:06:11,622 Look at you, though. 895 01:06:11,696 --> 01:06:13,687 Regular little soldier man. 896 01:06:13,764 --> 01:06:17,256 You a hard-ass now ? 897 01:06:17,335 --> 01:06:19,269 What are you doin' here ? 898 01:06:19,337 --> 01:06:23,069 It's Parents Day, and I am your legal guardian. 899 01:06:24,276 --> 01:06:26,210 You're drunk. 900 01:06:26,278 --> 01:06:30,112 Don't you walk away from me. 901 01:06:30,182 --> 01:06:32,116 Oh. 902 01:06:33,352 --> 01:06:35,286 Gimme a little salute. 903 01:06:35,354 --> 01:06:37,515 I'm not gonna salute you. 904 01:06:37,589 --> 01:06:40,387 You salute your superiors. 905 01:06:40,459 --> 01:06:43,758 - Or don't they teach that around here ? - What superior ? 906 01:06:43,829 --> 01:06:45,820 They kicked you out. Remember ? 907 01:06:45,897 --> 01:06:49,493 Don't you sass me like your mother. 908 01:06:52,739 --> 01:06:55,674 You're mine now. I own you. 909 01:06:55,742 --> 01:06:58,870 And you will respect me. 910 01:06:58,945 --> 01:07:00,879 Now you salute me. 911 01:07:00,947 --> 01:07:03,472 No ! 912 01:07:03,549 --> 01:07:07,849 You hit that boy again, I'm gonna do more than salute you. 913 01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:10,480 - This is between me and my son. - Stepson. 914 01:07:10,556 --> 01:07:13,856 Whoever he is, he's on my time now. 915 01:07:30,511 --> 01:07:35,414 Now I'm gonna ask you nicely, please return to your vehicle. 916 01:07:37,918 --> 01:07:40,149 You go on now. 917 01:08:02,110 --> 01:08:04,078 Go on back to your bunk, son. 918 01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:11,853 Major Payne, sir. 919 01:08:11,921 --> 01:08:13,855 Yeah. 920 01:08:15,624 --> 01:08:17,592 I wanna get that trophy, sir. 921 01:08:17,660 --> 01:08:20,561 Come again ? 922 01:08:20,629 --> 01:08:23,689 I wanna get that trophy, sir. 923 01:08:23,766 --> 01:08:26,929 - What, you want to steal it ? - No, sir. 924 01:08:27,002 --> 01:08:30,939 - You want to win it ? - I want to earn it, sir. 925 01:08:32,042 --> 01:08:34,806 The rest of you men feel the same way ? 926 01:08:37,914 --> 01:08:42,044 Meet me on the parade ground, 1700 hours. 927 01:08:42,119 --> 01:08:44,087 We got work to do. 928 01:08:44,154 --> 01:08:47,021 Squad, atten-hut ! 929 01:09:02,774 --> 01:09:04,537 What you want 930 01:09:04,609 --> 01:09:06,941 Baby, I got 931 01:09:07,011 --> 01:09:11,175 What you need You know I got it 932 01:09:11,249 --> 01:09:13,342 All I'm askin' 933 01:09:13,418 --> 01:09:16,148 - Is for a little respect when you come home - Just a little bit 934 01:09:16,220 --> 01:09:18,279 - Hey, baby - Just a little bit 935 01:09:18,356 --> 01:09:20,290 - When ya get home - Just a little bit 936 01:09:20,358 --> 01:09:23,089 - Mister - Just a little bit 937 01:09:23,162 --> 01:09:28,099 I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone 938 01:09:28,167 --> 01:09:32,160 I ain't gonna do you wrong 'cause I don't wanna 939 01:09:32,237 --> 01:09:36,606 All I'm askin' is for a little respect when you come home 940 01:09:36,675 --> 01:09:40,372 - Just a little bit just a little bit - Baby, when you get home 941 01:09:40,446 --> 01:09:44,746 And all I'm askin' in return, honey 942 01:09:44,817 --> 01:09:48,014 Is to give me my propers when you get home 943 01:09:48,086 --> 01:09:52,581 - Just a, just a, just a - Yeah, baby, when you get home 944 01:09:52,659 --> 01:09:56,356 - Just a little bit Just a little bit - Yeah 945 01:09:56,429 --> 01:10:01,196 Two. Three. 946 01:10:01,267 --> 01:10:05,169 Four. Five. 947 01:10:05,238 --> 01:10:08,867 Six. Seven. 948 01:10:08,942 --> 01:10:10,876 Eight. 949 01:10:12,712 --> 01:10:15,705 Ooh, your kisses 950 01:10:15,783 --> 01:10:18,513 Sweeter than honey 951 01:10:18,586 --> 01:10:22,545 - And guess what, so is my money - Forty inches breast-to-back. 952 01:10:22,623 --> 01:10:26,184 All I want you to do for me is give it to me when you get home 953 01:10:26,260 --> 01:10:27,887 - Re-re-re-re, re-re-re-respect - Yeah, baby 954 01:10:27,962 --> 01:10:29,987 Whip it to me 955 01:10:30,064 --> 01:10:31,964 - Just a little bit - When you get home, now 956 01:10:32,032 --> 01:10:33,966 Just a little bit 957 01:10:34,034 --> 01:10:37,970 R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me 958 01:10:38,038 --> 01:10:42,135 R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take out T-C-P 959 01:10:42,210 --> 01:10:46,078 - Sock it to me, sock it to me - A little respect 960 01:10:46,147 --> 01:10:49,913 - Whoa, yeah, a little respect - Just a little bit 961 01:10:49,985 --> 01:10:51,919 - You're runnin' out of food - Just a little bit 962 01:10:51,987 --> 01:10:54,421 - And I ain't lyin' - Just a little bit 963 01:10:54,489 --> 01:10:58,220 - Re-re-re-re, re-re-re-respect - Respect when you come home 964 01:10:58,293 --> 01:11:00,284 - Well, you might want - Just a little bit 965 01:11:00,362 --> 01:11:02,330 - To keep on tryin' - Just a little bit 966 01:11:02,397 --> 01:11:06,766 - You're runnin' out of food and I ain't lyin' - Just a little bit 967 01:11:06,835 --> 01:11:10,704 - Respect when you come home 968 01:11:10,773 --> 01:11:14,675 - I get tired, keep on tryin' - Just a little bit 969 01:11:14,744 --> 01:11:20,080 - Or you might walk even further out the door - Just a little bit 970 01:11:26,956 --> 01:11:30,517 Squad ! Atten-hut ! 971 01:11:31,627 --> 01:11:34,290 Present arms ! 972 01:11:34,364 --> 01:11:38,164 Order arms ! 973 01:11:38,235 --> 01:11:40,760 Left face ! 974 01:11:43,974 --> 01:11:46,875 Right face ! 975 01:11:46,944 --> 01:11:49,378 Rank, rest ! 976 01:11:54,518 --> 01:11:56,452 You're still a shit sandwich. 977 01:11:57,888 --> 01:12:00,949 You're just not a soggy one. 978 01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:04,256 From now on, you are no longer turds. 979 01:12:04,329 --> 01:12:07,992 You've graduated... to maggots. 980 01:12:08,066 --> 01:12:11,229 You're a family, a team. 981 01:12:11,302 --> 01:12:14,237 Let's win them games. 982 01:12:26,057 --> 01:12:28,082 Squad ! 983 01:12:28,159 --> 01:12:31,094 Atten-hut ! 984 01:12:31,162 --> 01:12:33,096 General on deck. 985 01:12:41,138 --> 01:12:45,700 Major, I have news so good I've decided to deliver it personally. 986 01:12:45,776 --> 01:12:47,801 America needs you. 987 01:12:47,878 --> 01:12:52,339 There's a situation in Bosnia that requires your special services. 988 01:12:52,417 --> 01:12:55,853 As of this moment, you are reinstated in the United States Marines... 989 01:12:55,921 --> 01:12:58,185 at the rank of Lieutenant Colonel. 990 01:12:58,256 --> 01:13:01,817 - Thank you, sir ! - Congratulations. 991 01:13:01,893 --> 01:13:03,986 Your unit will be leaving out of Washington. 992 01:13:04,062 --> 01:13:07,589 You will arrive tomorrow at 1600 for briefing. 993 01:13:07,666 --> 01:13:09,600 Here are your tickets. 994 01:13:11,503 --> 01:13:15,405 Uh, General, uh, tomorrow are the military games, and I was hoping-- 995 01:13:15,474 --> 01:13:21,038 Games ? Payne, I fought to get you reinstated. 996 01:13:21,114 --> 01:13:23,912 You wanted in. I got you in. 997 01:13:23,983 --> 01:13:27,680 You don't take this, there won't be any more chances. 998 01:13:33,626 --> 01:13:36,459 Sir, the major will be there, sir ! 999 01:13:36,529 --> 01:13:40,124 Good man. I'll see you in Washington. 1000 01:14:02,156 --> 01:14:05,489 Hey, hey, hey, Major. Where you goin' ? 1001 01:14:05,559 --> 01:14:08,255 Back to killin'. You wanna come ? 1002 01:14:09,798 --> 01:14:12,232 I didn't think so. 1003 01:14:12,300 --> 01:14:15,098 Go lead your men into victory. 1004 01:14:15,170 --> 01:14:19,197 Great. What happened to unity and family... 1005 01:14:19,274 --> 01:14:21,572 and all that other bullshit that you taught us ? 1006 01:14:21,643 --> 01:14:25,636 I never said families don't break up. 1007 01:14:25,713 --> 01:14:29,114 Don't you watch Oprah ? 1008 01:14:48,704 --> 01:14:51,673 So it's true. You're just gonna leave. 1009 01:14:57,580 --> 01:15:02,348 You know, when they're through with you, they're just gonna cut you loose again. 1010 01:15:03,587 --> 01:15:07,785 I asked to leave. Them boys are makin' me soft. 1011 01:15:07,858 --> 01:15:10,850 Them boys need you ! 1012 01:15:10,927 --> 01:15:13,862 All that hard work they did, they did for you. 1013 01:15:13,930 --> 01:15:16,922 - They did it for themselves. - Benson. 1014 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,093 Look, woman. 1015 01:15:19,169 --> 01:15:22,070 I toured 11 separate engagements. 1016 01:15:22,139 --> 01:15:26,906 I didn't do that to come back and be conquered by no woman and a bunch of kids. 1017 01:15:26,977 --> 01:15:30,141 What'd you really think I was gonna do, marry you ? 1018 01:15:30,214 --> 01:15:34,947 Put up a white picket fence ? Adopt Tiger and become the lovin' male role model ? 1019 01:15:35,019 --> 01:15:37,419 That's not me. It's not Payne ! 1020 01:15:40,925 --> 01:15:46,192 You're a no good heartbreaker 1021 01:15:46,264 --> 01:15:49,665 You're a liar and you're a cheat 1022 01:15:49,734 --> 01:15:53,431 And I don't know why 1023 01:15:53,504 --> 01:15:58,204 I let you do these things to me 1024 01:15:58,277 --> 01:16:01,075 My friends keep tellin' me 1025 01:16:01,146 --> 01:16:04,741 That you ain't no good 1026 01:16:04,816 --> 01:16:09,446 Oh-h-h-h but they don't know 1027 01:16:09,521 --> 01:16:13,890 That I'd leave you if I could 1028 01:16:13,959 --> 01:16:17,622 I guess I'm uptight 1029 01:16:17,696 --> 01:16:19,630 And I'm stuck like glue 1030 01:16:21,267 --> 01:16:23,701 'Cause I ain't never 1031 01:16:23,770 --> 01:16:25,704 I ain't never 1032 01:16:25,772 --> 01:16:28,935 I ain't never no, no 1033 01:16:29,008 --> 01:16:31,568 Loved a man the way-- 1034 01:16:31,644 --> 01:16:35,080 I can't believe he actually left. 1035 01:16:35,148 --> 01:16:38,242 Alex, where are you going ? 1036 01:16:38,318 --> 01:16:41,685 To the games. 1037 01:16:41,754 --> 01:16:44,882 You guys better start getting ready. We gotta be there in an hour. 1038 01:16:44,958 --> 01:16:47,519 We don't have to go to the games. Payne's gone. 1039 01:16:49,296 --> 01:16:51,764 We don't have a chance without Payne. 1040 01:16:51,832 --> 01:16:55,131 Listen, Payne or no Payne, 1041 01:16:55,202 --> 01:16:57,830 I'm gonna go out there and win that stupid trophy. 1042 01:16:57,905 --> 01:17:02,069 We busted our asses off out there gettin' ready for this. 1043 01:17:02,142 --> 01:17:05,771 Now I didn't go through all that to come out empty-handed. 1044 01:17:07,348 --> 01:17:11,079 So how 'bout it, guys ? You with me ? 1045 01:17:11,151 --> 01:17:14,485 - Uh, I'm-- - Sure. - Yeah. 1046 01:17:14,556 --> 01:17:18,754 - I can't hear you ! - Sir, yes, sir ! 1047 01:17:18,827 --> 01:17:21,261 Just a little bit louder now. 1048 01:17:21,329 --> 01:17:23,263 Sir, yes, sir ! 1049 01:17:23,331 --> 01:17:25,265 One more time, you maggots. 1050 01:17:25,333 --> 01:17:28,666 Sir, yes, sir-r-r-r ! 1051 01:17:43,519 --> 01:17:46,181 Taggert, present arms. 1052 01:17:46,255 --> 01:17:48,246 Stapleton, present arms ! 1053 01:17:51,627 --> 01:17:53,652 Wellington, present arms ! 1054 01:17:59,101 --> 01:18:02,070 Madison, present arms ! 1055 01:18:02,138 --> 01:18:04,972 Cadets, order arms ! 1056 01:18:09,212 --> 01:18:12,079 Welcome, men, to Wellington Academy, 1057 01:18:12,149 --> 01:18:17,052 to the 58th annual Junior R.O.T.C. Virginia Military Games. 1058 01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:20,021 This morning, you are all equal. 1059 01:18:20,090 --> 01:18:25,187 But by the end of the day today, we will honor the finest of you with a trophy. 1060 01:18:25,262 --> 01:18:28,322 The trophy of a champion. 1061 01:18:28,398 --> 01:18:30,332 Let the games begin ! 1062 01:18:40,278 --> 01:18:42,439 Good shot, Williams. I got nothin' to say to you. 1063 01:18:42,513 --> 01:18:44,447 All right, Fox. Keep goin'. 1064 01:18:44,515 --> 01:18:47,006 Yes ! 1065 01:18:47,085 --> 01:18:50,248 Come on, guys ! Maggots ! 1066 01:18:50,321 --> 01:18:53,154 Pull ! 1067 01:19:04,236 --> 01:19:07,000 Go, Tiger ! Go ! 1068 01:19:36,703 --> 01:19:39,729 Whoa ! Catch it ! 1069 01:19:39,806 --> 01:19:42,741 Oh, I gotcha now ! 1070 01:20:01,413 --> 01:20:03,472 Benson. 1071 01:21:42,451 --> 01:21:46,820 - On your mark. Get set. 1072 01:21:54,430 --> 01:21:56,921 One, sir. Two, sir. Three, sir. Four, sir. 1073 01:21:56,999 --> 01:21:59,560 Five, sir. Six, sir. Seven, sir. 1074 01:21:59,636 --> 01:22:02,002 Four, sir. Five, sir. Six, sir. 1075 01:22:20,423 --> 01:22:24,359 Listen, Heathcoat. Over the wall. Go ! Go ! 1076 01:22:24,427 --> 01:22:26,453 Come on ! You can do it ! 1077 01:22:26,530 --> 01:22:28,964 Come on ! Let's move it ! Move it ! 1078 01:22:29,033 --> 01:22:31,126 See you later, loser. 1079 01:22:38,876 --> 01:22:41,743 - Is that him ? - Yeah, come on ! 1080 01:23:06,071 --> 01:23:10,599 - He just tripped him ! - The winner of the relay race is Wellington Academy. 1081 01:23:14,312 --> 01:23:17,110 Second place: Madison Preparatory. 1082 01:23:17,182 --> 01:23:20,118 Third place: Stapleton. 1083 01:23:20,186 --> 01:23:22,347 Fourth place: Taggert. 1084 01:23:43,276 --> 01:23:46,110 All right, knock it off! 1085 01:23:48,482 --> 01:23:50,416 Get off of him ! 1086 01:23:52,052 --> 01:23:55,180 Hold it right there ! Hey, hey, you ! 1087 01:23:55,255 --> 01:23:58,349 Knock it off ! Knock it off ! 1088 01:23:58,425 --> 01:24:00,450 I want that man arrested ! 1089 01:24:04,598 --> 01:24:06,532 This is unsatisfactory ! 1090 01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:08,534 I demand that the Madison squad... 1091 01:24:08,602 --> 01:24:11,333 be disqualified from the final competition ! 1092 01:24:11,406 --> 01:24:15,706 Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance. 1093 01:24:15,777 --> 01:24:18,143 That's not enough ! Look at 'em ! 1094 01:24:18,213 --> 01:24:21,705 These animals are so pathetic, their own commander didn't even bother to show up. 1095 01:24:23,818 --> 01:24:26,616 Ain't no need for name-calling. 1096 01:24:41,704 --> 01:24:43,934 Major Payne. What are you doing here ? 1097 01:24:44,006 --> 01:24:46,497 I was told you were on an important assignment. 1098 01:24:46,575 --> 01:24:51,444 Well, what could be more important than my boys winnin' this here competition ? 1099 01:24:51,514 --> 01:24:54,381 I suggest we get this party started. 1100 01:24:54,450 --> 01:24:56,475 Is that okay with you, Colonel ? 1101 01:24:59,522 --> 01:25:03,357 Cadets. I'm pleased to announce the two top-rated squads... 1102 01:25:03,426 --> 01:25:07,522 who will compete for first and second place in the parade drill competition: 1103 01:25:07,597 --> 01:25:10,122 Wellington Academy and Madison Academy. 1104 01:25:14,771 --> 01:25:17,171 Arms, hut ! Left face ! 1105 01:25:17,240 --> 01:25:20,539 Ladies and gentlemen, Wellington Academy. 1106 01:25:20,610 --> 01:25:23,306 - Forward march ! - Drill leader: Sergeant Michael Rachmill. 1107 01:25:23,380 --> 01:25:27,111 Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup. 1108 01:25:27,183 --> 01:25:31,780 All right, gentlemen. Let's look alive here ! We got trophies to win ! 1109 01:25:32,924 --> 01:25:35,518 Hello, Mr. Denial. 1110 01:25:35,593 --> 01:25:39,120 While you were on vacation, we've been havin' some real problems here. 1111 01:25:39,196 --> 01:25:43,360 I don't see no problem. You made it to the finals, didn't you ? 1112 01:25:43,434 --> 01:25:46,232 Yeah, no thanks to you. 1113 01:25:46,304 --> 01:25:49,569 So why'd ya come back ? We don't need you. 1114 01:25:51,342 --> 01:25:53,606 Maybe I didn't come back for you. 1115 01:25:53,678 --> 01:25:56,512 Why'd you come back then ? 1116 01:25:56,582 --> 01:26:00,245 Maybe I told myself that I want to see you win first place... 1117 01:26:00,319 --> 01:26:02,446 and ain't gonna leave until you do ! 1118 01:26:02,521 --> 01:26:05,388 So that's it ? 1119 01:26:05,457 --> 01:26:07,516 It's all about the trophy ? 1120 01:26:11,430 --> 01:26:14,263 Maybe... I like ya. 1121 01:26:16,535 --> 01:26:19,333 Just like ? 1122 01:26:21,774 --> 01:26:25,710 Maybe... I like you a lot. 1123 01:26:25,778 --> 01:26:28,008 That's it ? 1124 01:26:29,415 --> 01:26:33,181 Don't push the "maybe," baby. 1125 01:26:33,252 --> 01:26:35,447 Now let's win this thing ! 1126 01:26:35,521 --> 01:26:38,115 We have nobody to lead the drill. 1127 01:26:38,191 --> 01:26:41,024 - 'Course we do. - Who ? 1128 01:26:41,094 --> 01:26:43,085 - Tiger. - Are you crazy ? 1129 01:26:43,162 --> 01:26:45,221 - What ? - That's right. 1130 01:26:45,298 --> 01:26:48,359 That boy know the drill like the knob on the back of his head. 1131 01:26:48,435 --> 01:26:51,632 I can't do it. I'm too little. 1132 01:26:51,705 --> 01:26:55,471 Ladies and gentlemen, the Wellington Academy Drill Team. 1133 01:26:57,411 --> 01:27:02,610 You need me to tell you the story about the Little Engine That Could again ? 1134 01:27:04,385 --> 01:27:09,448 Then you get out there and you toot that horn, boy. 1135 01:27:09,523 --> 01:27:12,857 Toot. Toot. 1136 01:27:14,162 --> 01:27:17,017 Toot. Toot. 1137 01:27:19,519 --> 01:27:23,046 Ladies and gentlemen, Madison Preparatory School. 1138 01:27:30,297 --> 01:27:33,733 Drill team leader: Private Kevin "Tiger" Dunne. 1139 01:27:46,314 --> 01:27:48,248 Bust a move ! 1140 01:27:48,316 --> 01:27:50,716 Now here we are together 1141 01:27:50,785 --> 01:27:53,185 Ready to do whatever 1142 01:27:53,254 --> 01:27:58,021 We started out as boys Now we're men and we're makin' noise 1143 01:27:58,092 --> 01:28:02,119 So stand back and step clear Madison cadets are the ones to fear 1144 01:28:02,196 --> 01:28:07,191 If you don't believe battle us and you will see 1145 01:28:07,269 --> 01:28:11,501 Oh, yeah, here we come Here we come, here we come 1146 01:28:11,573 --> 01:28:14,201 Hip-hop, hip-hop hip-hop, ho 1147 01:28:14,276 --> 01:28:16,210 Hip-hop, hip-hop hip-hop, ho 1148 01:28:16,278 --> 01:28:18,508 We can get down 'cause it's in our souls 1149 01:28:18,580 --> 01:28:20,707 We can get down 'cause it's in our souls 1150 01:28:20,783 --> 01:28:22,751 - Hit me with a one, two - One, two 1151 01:28:22,818 --> 01:28:25,480 - Hit me with a three, four - Three, four 1152 01:28:25,554 --> 01:28:27,988 Hit me with a one, two, three, four 1153 01:28:28,057 --> 01:28:31,892 - One, two... three, four - Mark time, march ! 1154 01:28:31,961 --> 01:28:35,590 - Ahhhhh-hoo - Present arms 1155 01:28:37,967 --> 01:28:40,162 Forward march 1156 01:28:40,236 --> 01:28:44,172 Huh, huh, huh, huh 1157 01:28:48,445 --> 01:28:51,380 Order arms 1158 01:28:56,687 --> 01:28:58,621 Philly stomp 1159 01:29:06,530 --> 01:29:08,464 Ho 1160 01:29:37,362 --> 01:29:39,296 Hit it 1161 01:29:39,364 --> 01:29:41,093 Oh, yeah 1162 01:29:42,434 --> 01:29:45,665 One, two, three Get down on the hip-hop 1163 01:29:45,737 --> 01:29:49,538 Get down and get funky and you don't stop, what, do dat, do dat 1164 01:29:49,609 --> 01:29:52,476 Go, Tiger Do dat, do dat 1165 01:29:52,545 --> 01:29:56,879 Get down, do dat, do dat Go, Tiger, do dat, do dat 1166 01:29:56,949 --> 01:30:02,353 - Get down, do dat, do dat - Whoo ! Whoo ! Whoo ! Whoo ! 1167 01:30:02,422 --> 01:30:06,256 - Get down, do dat, do dat Go, Tiger, oof, oof - Oh-h-h-h-h-h-h ! 1168 01:30:06,325 --> 01:30:08,293 Salute 1169 01:30:08,361 --> 01:30:12,297 Madison Preparatory School. 1170 01:31:02,584 --> 01:31:04,643 Company ! Atten-hut ! 1171 01:31:09,825 --> 01:31:11,759 Sir, squad is formed, sir. 1172 01:31:14,597 --> 01:31:16,531 Post. 1173 01:31:22,505 --> 01:31:24,439 My name... 1174 01:31:24,507 --> 01:31:29,001 is Major Benson Winifred Payne ! 1175 01:31:29,078 --> 01:31:32,479 I'd like to be the first to welcome you... 1176 01:31:32,548 --> 01:31:34,642 to the Madison School. 1177 01:31:34,718 --> 01:31:37,551 What we've tried to develop here... 1178 01:31:37,621 --> 01:31:40,590 is a family environment. 1179 01:31:40,657 --> 01:31:44,423 One of trust and understanding. 1180 01:31:44,494 --> 01:31:49,955 I'd like for you to think of me not only as your commanding officer, 1181 01:31:50,033 --> 01:31:52,729 - but as your friend. 1182 01:31:54,404 --> 01:31:57,100 And what the hell is that ? 1183 01:31:57,173 --> 01:32:01,270 He's mine. 1184 01:32:07,151 --> 01:32:09,711 That-a-boy. Sit. 1185 01:32:09,787 --> 01:32:11,721 Good boy. 1186 01:32:16,861 --> 01:32:21,855 You know, there ain't no pets allowed on these here premises, Mr. Ace Ventura. 1187 01:32:21,933 --> 01:32:24,265 Yeah, well, maybe that doesn't apply to me. 1188 01:32:24,335 --> 01:32:26,566 He's my blind seein'-eye dog. 1189 01:32:29,174 --> 01:32:31,972 What in the world would anybody want with a blind dog ? 1190 01:32:32,044 --> 01:32:34,535 The dog ain't blind. 1191 01:32:34,613 --> 01:32:36,638 I'm the one that's blind, you idiot. 1192 01:32:38,884 --> 01:32:41,512 Oh, I see you and your friend Cujo here... 1193 01:32:41,587 --> 01:32:45,387 got a little attitudinal problem needs some readjustin'. 1194 01:32:45,457 --> 01:32:47,823 I'm gonna fix that up quick, fast and in a hurry. 1195 01:32:47,893 --> 01:32:49,827 Hey, Corporal ! 1196 01:32:52,899 --> 01:32:55,231 Go tell Mama bring my field knife. 1197 01:33:11,818 --> 01:33:14,343 Heh-heh-heh. 1198 01:33:14,420 --> 01:33:17,185 Ah, heh-heh-heh. 1199 01:33:17,257 --> 01:33:19,316 Oh, heh-heh. 1200 01:33:19,393 --> 01:33:22,726 Ah, heh-heh-heh. 1201 01:33:22,796 --> 01:33:24,695 Ho-ho-ho. Heh-heh-heh. 1202 01:33:24,695 --> 01:33:27,323 Ho-ho-ho. Heh-heh-heh. 1203 01:33:27,398 --> 01:33:29,923 Oh, heh-heh-heh. 1204 01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:32,935 Ah, heh-heh-heh.