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[upbeat instrumental music plays]
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["Kid Wonder" by Allie X plays]
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[shower running]
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♪ I can teach you everything
In a single night ♪
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♪ I can make you hungry
Get an appetite ♪
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♪ I can tell a story
That will make you cry ♪
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♪ But nobody ever seems
Too bad at night ♪
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♪ 'Cause this town's too small
For a girl like me ♪
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♪ For a girl like me
For a girl like me ♪
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♪ It feels like I'm a walking tragedy ♪
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♪ Walking tragedy
Walking tragedy ♪
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♪ But do you ever wonder ♪
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♪ About the kid wonder ♪
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You are a magnificent beast.
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♪ I'm the kid wonder ♪
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[electric toothbrush buzzes]
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[hums]
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[indistinct chatter on TV]
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Good morning, Sierra. How did you sleep?
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Dreamed my socks ate my feet again.
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"Dreams are the bright creatures
of poem and legend,
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who sport on Earth in the night season
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and melt away
in the first beam of the sun."
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Dickens. Too obvious.
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[Sierra] Oh, freezer.
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- Bye, honey.
- Bye.
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- Wait.
- You have toothpaste on your face.
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No, no. Okay.
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Won't you sell more books if you have
the one teenager
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- who doesn't obsess over her looks?
- I'll pretend I don't hear the insult.
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Wait. I have a seminar
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and I want to run my new mantra
by you, okay?
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Finding love. L-O-V-E.
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L: Leave your insecurities
in the bathroom mirror.
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- O: Open yourself up to rejection.
- That's beautiful.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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O is for "open yourself up to the risk
of rejection."
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V, just slit my vein before I die of
E, embarrassment.
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Okay, it's too bad your parents are
over-supportive.
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Just this morning, my mom said
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that she was gonna adopt her next kid,
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so he doesn't have to be
such a crushing disappointment.
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Oh, my God! Kenny!
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Get it together!
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I've got to catch that.
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Did you fall out of a plane?
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Pathetic.
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I really don't like her.
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You know? Like, she just makes my...
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Okay, what's up with
America's Most Unwanted?
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- Hey!
- I had to...
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- Come on!
- Well just let me... okay.
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New car fund.
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I'm pimping myself the only way I can.
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Why is the new car fund so unsexy?
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Oh, my goodness, that is
a really nice chassis.
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- You know, I don't need this from you.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
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Dan!
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I wonder what life is like for rejects.
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Can you pimp me out too?
I want a picture like that.
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So sad.
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Last unit, we analyzed the finest poetry
ever written,
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at which most of you failed
so miserably
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you must have been using
the pages as rolling paper.
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[boy] Pages are too thick.
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[students murmur, chuckle]
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[teacher] Now, I want you
to focus on writing
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your own original poetry.
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You kids should be happy that
I'm giving you some place
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to channel all this teen angst.
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Most of you just... sweat feelings.
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Know that once you perform
your poetry in class,
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it will count as 10% of your grade.
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Maybe yours can be about
your trans experience.
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Super-topical.
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And you can write about
your horrible personality.
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You can't talk to her like that.
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- I'm telling...
- The principal? Great.
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Then we can discuss your innovative use
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of a birth control dispenser
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to hide the answers of yesterday's quiz.
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What? You thought I just assumed
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you were extra-fertile?
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Come on, Chrissy.
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- [bell rings]
- Okay, let's go, come on.
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Come on.
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You're always the last one out.
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Thank you, but I don't need you to fight
my battles for me.
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Believe me. Everyone knows that,
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I just really enjoy it.
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Sierra, your last paper...
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really wowed me.
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I just know your poetry
is going to outshine
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all the other poems in the class.
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It's in your blood.
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Is there may be something else
I could do for 10%?
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A video or...
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You're aware that this is
an English class, right?
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Is there a problem?
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Not one you can solve,
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but thank you for asking.
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[toilet flushes]
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[camera shutter snaps]
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Move it, Frodo.
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Before you break the mirror.
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[Sierra] Quasimodo.
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[faucet turns off]
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What did you say?
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Frodo is from Lord of the Rings.
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You're thinking of Quasimodo,
The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
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He's ridiculed for his appearance
and represents a stratified class.
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Not unlike the structure of our own
high school popularity.
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- [girls laugh]
- [camera shutter snaps]
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I meant looking at you makes me
want to gouge my eyes out.
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I knew what you meant.
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I'm sorry. I didn't see you there.
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[man] For the next two weeks,
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we will be learning about the basics
of cell reproduction.
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Mitosis.
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If you look in your microscopes,
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you will see the first stage
of cell division,
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in which the chromatin
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condenses itself into two
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rod-shaped structures called chromosomes.
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- Thanks for asking.
- I have to find a story for my vlog.
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If I don't get into any college,
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I can sell my vlog to Buzzfeed or Vice.
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Or you can bank on your straight As.
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What is this, the '90s?
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I've got to create Google 2.0
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or swim backstroke
while playing the violin at the Olympics.
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Or create a new species of cat
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while volunteering
in a third world country at the same time.
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So, you want to go to Stanford?
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Yes. I almost got a perfect score
on my SATs.
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Perfect?
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You've got a sense of humor.
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I am gonna write that down.
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Funny.
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Have you started a social media movement,
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something that inspired social change?
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No, ma'am.
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I tutor, though.
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What are you writing?
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So what are you?
Other than a legacy student?
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- Excuse me?
- What's your sell? "Sierra Burgess is..."?
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May I be frank with you?
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- What were you before?
- Sierra.
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You're a good student,
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but there is nothing special
on your resume...
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except for a famous father.
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Work that angle.
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You could co-write a book.
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[chattering]
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- What?
- What?
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"Hey."
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College guys like Spence don't have
time to waste words.
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He's totally sexy.
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Kinda seems like a serial killer to me.
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What?
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Stare alert. West Pass boys.
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Oh my God, wait, I think he's coming over.
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My God, it looks like he's gonna jizz
his pants before he gets here.
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That would be so sad.
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Pretend… don't look.
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Hi.
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I mean, hey.
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I'm Jamey.
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I totally just said "hi"
like a thousand times.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Veronica.
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I guess you want my number?
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Yeah. Just like that?
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Easy.
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- You got it?
- Yeah, no. Yeah.
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555...
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0147.
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- Wait, that's...
- [kick under table]
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Text me sometime.
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I will.
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Bye.
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Wait, what just happened?
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Oh, my God!
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- Whose number was that?
- Sierra Burgess'.
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- Wait, you're so bad.
- I know.
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Why did you do that?
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He's "flash your boobs in Cancun" hot.
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Chrissy, you flashed your tits
to our ancient taxi driver in Cancun...
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Okay, Juan Diego needed the tip.
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He has a family to support.
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Guys...
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you see his friends?
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Only losers hang out with losers.
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God.
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[phone dings]
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Who is this?
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Is this a test?
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[marching band music playing]
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Sierra.
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Sierra, pay attention.
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I met a guy.
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Okay, not met-met. We texted.
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All night.
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By mistake.
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He may or may not think
that I'm somebody else.
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[students] Go!
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Fight!
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Go, fight, go, fight, win!
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Okay, he definitely thinks
I'm someone else.
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Oh yeah, definitely roll with that.
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Never mind that he could be
a serial killer, or a rapist,
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or a rape serial killer.
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Can you focus please?
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On an insane plan to text somebody
that doesn't even know you?
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There's a word for that.
Catfishing.
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I'm pretty sure it's illegal.
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Law is woefully behind technology,
so I don't know if that's true.
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I got to think of something better
to say than,
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"Hey, I've been texting you for hours,
under false pretenses.
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- Want to go out sometime?"
- Oh, yeah.
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Who wouldn't want to date a dude
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that just sends random
selfies to girls he that he don't know?
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Have you changed your voicemail yet?
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Just in case things escalate.
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Escalate?
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For when texts turn to calls,
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calls turn to hand holding,
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hand holding turns into teen pregnancy,
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- unemployment, lady baldness...
- You know what,
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I was relying on our generation's
total disregard
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for basic human interaction.
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Are you serious?
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[Sierra on phone]
It's Sierra. Leave a message.
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[automated voice]
To keep this greeting, press one.
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To rerecord, press two.
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[phone beeps]
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Hey, it's 555-0147.
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[Sierra on phone] Hey, it's 555-0147.
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[automated voice]
To keep this greeting, press one.
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To rerecord, press two.
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Hi, you've reached 555...
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No.
Greetings...
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You've reached 555...
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No.
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You've reached 555-014...
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I suck at this.
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[text alert chimes]
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[synth pop song plays]
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I usually do it...
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[text alert chimes]
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[text alert chimes]
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♪ There's something you're saving ♪
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♪ And I know why ♪
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♪ I love and I hate it ♪
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♪ At the same time ♪
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♪ I'm hearing an echo ♪
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♪ Here's hoping ♪
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♪ I'm feeling the tension ♪
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♪ Get it, no way ♪
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♪ But I still ♪
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♪ I don't wanna get you sad and blue ♪
262
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♪ And I'll wait up ♪
263
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:10,284
♪ I don't wanna get you sad and blue ♪
264
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,537
[whistle blows]
265
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:13,955
[man] Next group!
266
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,002
You guys know that girl Veronica?
267
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,671
Do we know a girl called Veronica?
268
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,840
Remember the hottest girl
I've seen up close?
269
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,426
- Who you won't stop yapping about.
- Do we remember that girl?
270
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,095
Well, we made major progress last night.
271
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:30,430
Oh, my God.
272
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,806
A textversation?
273
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,516
Are you pregnant yet?
274
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,686
- You're not taking me seriously.
- You're not taking this serious.
275
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,980
I was worried she was
one of those pretty girls.
276
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,899
Turns out, she's really smart
and really funny.
277
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:45,862
Mate, you only think that 'cause she's
a smoking piece and you ain't funny.
278
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,656
- I'm funny.
- No, you're not.
279
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,658
That's okay, you don't have to be.
280
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,577
You should send a pic with your shirt off.
281
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,288
Did you tell tell her your dirty secrets?
282
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,081
Like you're a loser
with Frodos for friends.
283
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,709
- Federal government investment is needed...
- Right!
284
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,503
But, AIDS now is airborne,
285
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,964
so we all going to die,
so everything that you said
286
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,549
is a moot point. Give it to me.
287
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,260
- I made you flash cards.
- [scattered applause]
288
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,178
- Boom!
- [boy] Yeah!
289
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,304
[whistle blows]
290
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,680
- Let's go.
- [boy mutters]
291
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,147
Okay.
292
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,279
[sighs]
293
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:29,614
[camera shutter snaps]
294
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,701
[mutters] No, it's stupid.
295
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,172
[shutter snaps]
296
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,224
[shutter snaps]
297
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:04,732
[phone dings]
298
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,364
[Sierra gasps]
299
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:16,911
Frick!
300
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,538
[quietly] Disregard that last message.
301
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:11,382
[phone chimes]
302
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,910
This really what guys want?
303
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,454
Yeah.
304
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:42,913
Well, most guys.
305
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,458
You just figuring that out?
306
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,918
Never really had to think about it before.
307
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:50,630
[phone chimes]
308
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,521
No, fireball, ready? Fireball.
309
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:08,606
[phone chimes repeatedly]
310
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,442
No, hold on.
311
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,027
Hold on.
312
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,153
What is this?
313
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,449
[Jamey laughing]
314
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,743
Look, we're both funny.
315
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:21,744
I told you.
316
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,537
Will you just play?
317
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,165
I'm texting her...
318
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,000
Sierra?
319
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,335
What?
320
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:32,588
Okay.
321
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,590
Do not be selfish with the good stuff.
322
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,717
Let me see. We don't have secrets
between each other.
323
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,803
- No! Go on.
- Just let me see.
324
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,263
Is that your poem for Ms. T's class?
325
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,349
No, okay. No, Dan!
326
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,434
Hey, no! Dan, Dan!
327
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,354
- Hey, give me that phone back.
- Oh, Jamey. This is good.
328
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,314
- This is good.
- Dan! Stop it!
329
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,149
- Okay, just give me the phone back.
- [whoosh]
330
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,321
"I have something to admit."
331
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,491
Maybe he's married?
332
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:02,868
Don't think so.
333
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,955
Or gay. That could be good.
334
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:07,832
Hold on.
335
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,944
Alright, stop, stop!
336
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,237
I love you, but stop.
337
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,496
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, shit!
338
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,874
Like, Veronica, Veronica?
339
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,168
That's what I have to live up to?
340
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,046
I think that she might have been
the reason
341
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,882
that we lost a few of those games.
342
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,176
Dude, that's it. That's it.
343
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,969
You really, you trying to get out?
344
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,597
You trying to get out?
What you want, what you want, bro?
345
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,516
Damn, okay.
346
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,268
- Easy fix.
- What?
347
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,644
Hey, hey.
348
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,897
Listen, he gotta find out
the truth sometime.
349
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,357
Stop it! I'll tell him myself, okay?
350
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,860
You don't need to.
That's why you have a best friend like me.
351
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:21,572
- "Dear white boy..." He does have abs.
- Dan! Dan, come on!
352
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,908
Attaching a real photo.
353
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:27,787
- Dan, Dan, Dan!
- What, what? Okay, okay!
354
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,497
Sierra, Sierra, I'm sorry.
355
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:30,706
I'm sorry.
356
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:34,502
I didn't mean to push it.
357
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,842
Theoretically, I can still make this work
until the big game when East plays West.
358
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,135
When is that?
359
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:46,889
I don't know, check the band schedule.
I think two weeks.
360
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:49,016
Two weeks?
361
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,981
Okay, well, obviously I can't have him
going up to Veronica then.
362
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,986
- You think I'm crazy?
- Mm-hmm.
363
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,323
Look, I'm not stupid, okay? I...
364
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:09,328
I know that he's imagining her
when he's talking to me, but...
365
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,291
they're my words.
366
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,627
He's falling for me.
367
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,965
And of all the billions of phone numbers
in the world, he texted mine.
368
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:25,177
Now, doesn't that seem
like some type of cosmic sign?
369
00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,472
[Dan] That you're not the cheerleader
he's looking for?
370
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:30,474
It's your turn.
371
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:33,519
[Veronica] No, no, no.
He was fine yesterday.
372
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:36,730
We went out yesterday and then
this morning, he just texted me.
373
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,024
I don't understand.
374
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,151
Even chromosomes can find their mates.
375
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:44,321
Oh, yeah, metaphase looks like
a very hot-ass date.
376
00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:46,907
He said I'm not smart enough
for his college friends or whatever.
377
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:50,452
You honestly should be with someone
who's more like you.
378
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,830
I don't wanna be with someone
who's more like me.
379
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,415
I want to be with Spence.
380
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,834
Ladies! I'd hate for my class
381
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,294
to interrupt your gab session,
382
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,005
but save the theatrics for your
lunch break.
383
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:09,597
[door slams]
384
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:12,099
She was upset.
385
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,648
I know that face.
That's the one that give me creeps.
386
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,942
Don't do it, okay. Step off the ledge.
387
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,153
Excuse me, may I go
to the bathroom, please?
388
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,128
- [Veronica sniffles]
- It's flu season.
389
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,672
You should really wipe that on your elbow.
390
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,466
What do you want?
391
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:49,219
I know you've been giving out my number
to random guys.
392
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,388
Yeah, so?
393
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:52,890
I think we can help each other.
394
00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:57,728
If you think I'm gonna host a pity party
for a reject like you,
395
00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:59,772
you've added crazy pills to your
hormone pills,
396
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,523
when you really need diet pills.
397
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:04,902
Are you done?
398
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,073
Maybe.
399
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,825
Good, because I can help you seem smarter.
400
00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:13,494
To get back that guy.
401
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:17,039
- How?
- I tutor people all the time.
402
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,292
But I do need one minor favor in return.
403
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,462
No, psycho stalker.
404
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:24,838
You can't be friends with me.
405
00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:26,674
You know how many people
beg to do my homework
406
00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:28,092
in exchange for me following them?
407
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,136
Twenty thousand followers.
408
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,055
Following zero.
409
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:37,518
Yeah, that's really impressive,
but I don't want to be your friend,
410
00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:39,019
on social media or otherwise.
411
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:40,437
Liar.
412
00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:43,941
- Everyone does.
- Yeah, not me. Sorry.
413
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:45,401
I'll see you after school.
414
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:46,944
Text me your address.
415
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,445
You already have my number.
416
00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:06,714
What?
417
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:10,300
I'm just gonna get my stuff.
418
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:14,888
[man on TV] Now, now it kind of...
It blows my mind, okay?
419
00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:16,890
I'm tired and it blows my mind.
420
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:20,644
[woman on TV] I see it coming out
pretty quickly. The stain is gone.
421
00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:22,938
Pick your jaw off the floor,
mouth breather.
422
00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:24,356
My room's upstairs.
423
00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:29,194
And don't put your man hands
on the railings.
424
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,530
My mom hates fingerprints.
425
00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:34,658
Because she's a criminal?
426
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:44,293
What are you doing?
427
00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:48,213
Hurry up, teach me your mind voodoo tricks
or whatever.
428
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:51,008
- There are no tricks. We have to study.
- Study?
429
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,010
- Yeah.
- What do I need you for?
430
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:56,930
If I wanted to study I could
just open up a book and do it myself.
431
00:25:57,014 --> 00:26:00,225
I'm gonna teach you the right things
to study so you can impress Spence.
432
00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:02,519
- He's a college freshman, right?
- Yeah.
433
00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:03,604
Okay, cool.
434
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:07,024
Well, then I am going to teach you
the basics.
435
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:08,942
The stuff he's learning
in his 101 classes,
436
00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:11,320
- like Shakespeare and Nietzsche.
- [woman] Hello? Veronica?
437
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:13,530
Better not tell anyone about this.
438
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,365
I wasn't planning on it.
439
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:16,742
[woman] Veronica?
440
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,828
Veronica, what are you doing home?
441
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,747
Why aren't you in practice?
442
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,290
Did they cut you from the squad?
443
00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,667
No, I had to skip because I had some
studying to do.
444
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,587
- That's gonna get your far with the boys.
- Mom.
445
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:33,050
Oh, well, unless you're playing
for the other team now.
446
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,552
I'm not a lesbian.
447
00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:38,597
- She just has no taste.
- Thank God, because your father would die.
448
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,682
If he didn't already die in that
plane crash.
449
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:43,227
- Okay, so we're... what?
- Mom! We're gonna be late!
450
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,896
I know we are! And this isn't helping!
451
00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:49,066
- Do not get on the bed.
- Did you smudge her eyeliner?
452
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:50,067
- Brody!
- Yes or no?
453
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:50,984
- No.
- Mom!
454
00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:52,694
- [girl screaming]
- You know what?
455
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:54,238
Brody, stop screaming!
456
00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:56,740
I'm gonna count. One, two...
457
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,161
If you're gonna get messed up,
we're not gonna go.
458
00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:02,913
- I'm counting to three. One...
- Get off!
459
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:05,082
...two… My God.
460
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:06,708
Are the tassels in knots?
461
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,794
Get out. Veronica,
462
00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:11,964
there's no more skipping practice,
because you know
463
00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,550
what happens when gymnasts
stop practicing, right?
464
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,635
One day they're these cute
little firecrackers
465
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:19,471
and the next day they've exploded
out of their Lycra.
466
00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:22,141
And it's expensive.
467
00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:24,143
We're leaving.
468
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:25,811
Girls!
469
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,229
- [Veronica] Fine!
- [door slams]
470
00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:30,190
- [Veronica's mom] Now you've slammed it?
- Yes, I slammed it.
471
00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:31,108
You're grounded!
472
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:38,282
[Sierra] Um...
473
00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:40,159
Let's...
474
00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:41,785
Let's start with Plato.
475
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,004
[Veronica's dad] Hey!
476
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:55,757
Where you been, Kid Wonder?
477
00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:59,261
Tutoring. A bad student
and an even worse person.
478
00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:03,223
"Reeling" and "writhing," of course,
to begin with...
479
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:06,268
and then the different branches
of arithmetic:
480
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,729
ambition, distraction, uglification,
and derision.
481
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:10,606
Lewis Carroll.
482
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:11,523
Good.
483
00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:13,442
How goes the latest opus?
484
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,152
Almost all opused.
485
00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:18,238
How's the poem coming for class?
486
00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:22,868
It's good.
487
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:26,914
- When can I read it?
- When it's ready.
488
00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:30,000
Still iambisizing the iambic pentameter.
489
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:33,253
You know the hardest part of being
a writer, still?
490
00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:35,631
The first read.
491
00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:38,383
Allowing yourself to be that vulnerable.
492
00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:42,346
Who makes and illustrates the way it is?
493
00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:45,349
The book whose words and pictures
never fade?
494
00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:48,268
Who writes the same edition
for every decade,
495
00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:53,857
plagiarizing and disguising the same
old story under the cover of change?
496
00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:54,858
Chapter Two,
497
00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:58,237
you better claim a shape or they'll name
one for you.
498
00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:01,782
Gay, straight, black, white,
are you the type of girl
499
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,951
who's a friend, a fling, or a wife?
500
00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:06,870
Check the boxes that apply and don't think
your way outside.
501
00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:10,999
Replace your legs with pegs and
dig a hole to spend your remaining days
502
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,543
fitting inside, 'cause that's when you're
living it right.
503
00:29:13,627 --> 00:29:16,880
At least three feet deep and
taking shallow breaths at best,
504
00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:20,425
because you air isn't your own,
and you're heir to your own life.
505
00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:23,512
[students applaud, cheer]
506
00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:34,606
The gauntlet has been thrown,
and the bar's set high.
507
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:38,026
So for all you little Robbie Frosties,
508
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:39,736
I hope this will be a challenge.
509
00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:49,913
I've been thinking about what you said,
510
00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:52,040
and I was wondering if you had
any suggestions
511
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:53,875
on how to bolster my resume.
512
00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:56,003
What languages do you speak?
513
00:29:56,086 --> 00:29:58,380
French, Italian, and a little Mandarin.
514
00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:00,966
[counselor] Mandarin? You know
how many people speak Mandarin?
515
00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:02,926
About a billion Chinese.
516
00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:04,594
You're not getting it, Sierra.
517
00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:05,971
Think different.
518
00:30:07,681 --> 00:30:09,558
Bet Dad never gets writer's block.
519
00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:13,687
Okay.
520
00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:39,838
[Sierra] Plato believed
that physical beauty was both a form
521
00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:41,965
- and a sensory experience.
- [children humming]
522
00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:42,883
Stop!
523
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:47,554
Physical beauty facilitates
platonic recollection.
524
00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:49,931
- Reco-what?
- Recollection.
525
00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:56,146
Are you sure you don't have any
real food in this house?
526
00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:58,732
[Veronica's mom]
No. You don't eat junk at your age.
527
00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:01,902
You'll make lifelong fat cells
that'll ride your hips
528
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,528
like a cowboy rides a buckin' bronco.
529
00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:04,988
[Veronica's mom to girls] No, stop.
530
00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:06,740
- Mom.
- And then what?
531
00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:08,658
Okay...
532
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,952
well, Plato was kind of a jerk,
533
00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:12,871
but in his more optimistic moments,
534
00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:15,248
he revered beauty for revealing
the mysteries of the soul.
535
00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:18,585
Your father was a mystery.
Until the day he died of his heart attack.
536
00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:21,880
Thought he died in a plane crash.
537
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:24,591
Is there, like, a For Dummies version
of the For Dummies version,
538
00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:26,134
because I'm not understanding this.
539
00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:27,386
Moronica!
540
00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:30,931
Moronica!
541
00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:34,976
- So, Plato...
- The butt sex guy?
542
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:37,979
- Right?
- No...
543
00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:39,856
I mean he was from ancient Greece,
544
00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:41,983
but so were Aristotle and Socrates.
545
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:44,528
Wait, wait, they're not all the same guy?
546
00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:45,946
Moronica!
547
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,781
- [dog barking]
- Moronica!
548
00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,868
Oh, you're not kidding?
549
00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:53,912
No, no, I thought we already covered...
550
00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:55,622
Can you stop doing that, Brody!
551
00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:57,332
[Veronica's mom] Girls, shh.
552
00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,584
They're studying, okay?
553
00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:01,670
I'll never get this.
554
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:05,215
Moronica!
555
00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:08,760
Girls! I'm counting to five. One...
556
00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:10,971
two... now, upstairs.
557
00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:13,765
I can't.
558
00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:24,901
Veronica.
559
00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:28,947
It's pointless.
560
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,241
I mean, they're right.
561
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,118
I'm "Moronica."
562
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,625
Look, you're not a moron, okay?
563
00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:42,961
You think of some seriously mean crap.
564
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,673
You've gotta have something upstairs
to think of those insults.
565
00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:52,095
Yeah.
566
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:54,890
Nevermind.
567
00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:00,228
So, this...
568
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:02,189
this Jamey I'm dating...
569
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:04,524
have you sext him yet?
570
00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:07,819
We can send him a nude if you want.
571
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:08,820
No.
572
00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:11,948
No, Jamey is not like that.
573
00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:13,450
Everyone is like that.
574
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,537
If you want to start off JV...
575
00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,457
- What?
- Your phone.
576
00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:23,793
Give me your phone.
577
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:05,544
You should send those.
578
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,130
If you're gonna pretend to be me,
be normal,
579
00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:11,675
or you could just die alone.
580
00:34:31,361 --> 00:34:32,195
[phone chimes]
581
00:34:39,703 --> 00:34:41,371
Oh, shit.
582
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:00,932
[phone chimes]
583
00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:06,104
[quietly] Yeah.
584
00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:50,231
[phone rings]
585
00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:57,656
Yo!
586
00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:00,700
Hey!
587
00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:12,462
Bonsoir!
588
00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:16,466
Bonsoir, Mademoiselle.
589
00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:17,884
Good day, fair maiden.
590
00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:21,262
What soft light through yonder window...
591
00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:24,724
we're still doing old timey stuff, right?
592
00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,518
Yeah, totally.
593
00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:30,563
I'm just super-glad that you picked up
594
00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:31,564
because if you hadn't,
595
00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:33,525
then I would have had to, like,
596
00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:35,026
come up with some sort of
597
00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:37,487
hilarious voicemail to impress you,
598
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:40,990
and that would have been
super-terrible for both of us, you know?
599
00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:44,703
No, don't you hate that pressure?
600
00:36:45,495 --> 00:36:48,873
It's kinda… it's kinda interesting.
Your voice sounds different
601
00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:50,667
than I remember it.
602
00:36:51,668 --> 00:36:52,544
Oh, yeah.
603
00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:56,005
I have a cold, so it's kinda mannish.
604
00:36:56,089 --> 00:36:57,882
Oh, sorry.
605
00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:01,594
That's sucks, though, 'cause I
kinda like it, you know.
606
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,888
Maybe you should just get sick more often
607
00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:05,223
and then I'll be happy.
608
00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:08,059
Oh, okay, because you're what,
super into dudes?
609
00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:10,145
Whoa, whoa. [laughs]
610
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,564
That's just...
I mean, we are the superior sex.
611
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:14,149
Oh, yeah.
612
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:18,486
No, your voice, it's not loud
or anything,
613
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:20,989
it's like more fuller...
614
00:37:22,157 --> 00:37:23,158
maybe.
615
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:25,160
You calling my voice fat right now?
616
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:28,580
- No, no...
- Is that what's happening?
617
00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:30,749
Oh, my God! No, no, no.
618
00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:34,794
I would never do that because I was,
like, a super-fat baby.
619
00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:39,507
- Why would I... I have no idea why?
- You were a fat baby?
620
00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:41,968
Yeah, I was like the Michelin man.
621
00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:46,181
No, don't stop. I like hearing about
what's wrong with you.
622
00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:49,225
No, I'm sorry. That was my only flaw.
623
00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:50,727
I would totally tell you more.
624
00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:53,354
That was my one and only flaw,
625
00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:56,983
and you somehow got it out of me,
so thank you very much for that.
626
00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:59,527
Actually, no, I lied.
627
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:01,946
I totally just lied to you.
I do have one more,
628
00:38:02,238 --> 00:38:06,951
and it's that I have these
glow in the dark stickers
629
00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:09,621
on my ceiling that have been there
for the past ten years.
630
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:12,457
But besides that, I'm perfect, basically.
631
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:13,958
What about you?
632
00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:17,754
You got any dark secrets I should
know about?
633
00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:24,302
None immediately come to mind.
634
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:28,181
What about, like, secret talents?
635
00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:31,392
- Sandwiches?
- I love sandwiches.
636
00:38:31,893 --> 00:38:33,895
What's your favorite movie?
637
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,147
Probably Die Hard.
638
00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,774
- Really?
- No, that's a complete lie.
639
00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:39,108
Just trying to be manly for you.
640
00:38:41,361 --> 00:38:44,364
- What kinda animal would you be?
- [Jamey] I think I'd be a bear,
641
00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:49,035
because they're like, super-cuddly
but also really bad-ass,
642
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,037
you know, double-sided like that.
643
00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:54,165
So what's your double side, then?
644
00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:55,875
Are you more than just a hot jock?
645
00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:57,126
Oh, you think I'm hot?
646
00:38:57,877 --> 00:38:58,753
No.
647
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:03,967
To answer your question, I don't really
consider myself a jock.
648
00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:07,804
I mean, yeah, I like football,
649
00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:10,807
but between you and me, I don't even like
most of the guys on my team.
650
00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:15,311
I love football'cause every game
is like a story.
651
00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:19,732
For a few hours there are villains
and there are heroes.
652
00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:23,736
Every pass is a triumph,
every tackle is a tragedy.
653
00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:27,198
You're all hurtling downfield at this
one epic goal
654
00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:30,702
and every second matters.
It's electric, you know.
655
00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:33,246
It's like poetry...
656
00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:35,373
to me, at least
657
00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:40,336
I can't go telling
the rest of the team that.
658
00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:42,672
They'd be freaking out.
659
00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:46,301
I'm the quarterback,
so I got to keep their respect.
660
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:53,016
So, what kind of flower would you be?
661
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,936
Cactus. Does cactus count as a flower?
662
00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:00,857
I don't think those qualify
as flowers, no.
663
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,150
You'd be a rose.
664
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:07,196
Like the queen flower
all the other flowers are jealous of.
665
00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:13,286
Sorry, I guess it's kinda late.
666
00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:15,496
After four hours on the phone,
667
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:17,373
I can pick your voice out of a line-up.
668
00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,837
Do you wanna FaceTime tomorrow?
669
00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:26,966
I mean, it would be nice to see you,
you know.
670
00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:29,928
Would it really, though?
671
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:34,599
Well, maybe more for me than for you.
672
00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:37,685
No, no, I just...
673
00:40:38,811 --> 00:40:43,983
I mean, yeah, there's no reason why
I shouldn't logically,
674
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:47,236
so yeah. Yes, yeah.
675
00:40:48,154 --> 00:40:54,327
Okay, great. Well, then, logically
I can't wait.
676
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,622
- Goodnight, Veronica.
- Goodnight.
677
00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,671
Oh, crap.
678
00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:07,465
Where are the Sour Patch parents?
679
00:41:07,924 --> 00:41:09,801
I have no idea how we're gonna do this.
680
00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:11,719
Oh, 'cause we shouldn't.
It's a really bad plan.
681
00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:14,847
- Vietnam sounds like a better plan.
- Okay.
682
00:41:15,098 --> 00:41:16,432
Internment camps,
683
00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:18,977
waterboarding, boy bands...
684
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,479
Hammer pants would even be better.
685
00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:25,608
Are you really buying your own ticket
to homecoming?
686
00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:27,318
Like anyone's asking me?
687
00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:29,070
Well, I'll go with you.
688
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,864
I really don't care who I go with,
so it's all good.
689
00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:34,158
Thanks, but I think I'll pass
on the pity date.
690
00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:35,743
What, it's not a pity date.
691
00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:38,788
You're wearing a lot less crap
on your face.
692
00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:39,998
Thank you.
693
00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:41,416
- Veronica, are you sick?
- Yeah.
694
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,167
No, it's a good thing.
695
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:45,169
- Here.
- Thank you.
696
00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:46,379
Bye.
697
00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:50,466
[Dan] That wasn't weird.
698
00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:54,262
- Where you going? We have free period.
- Talk to Coach about trying out for track.
699
00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:59,308
You know the girls' team is like,
last in the state, right?
700
00:41:59,392 --> 00:42:02,437
I know. I'm trying out for the boys' team.
701
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,563
Oh, shit.
702
00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:06,024
- Okay.
- Okay.
703
00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:09,152
I need something that's gonna stand out
on my resume.
704
00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:12,947
You know?
I need to be like, Susan B. Anthony,
705
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:15,616
standing up for women's rights,
going against the grain.
706
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:16,659
Susan B.!
707
00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:20,580
One thing that does differentiate
a college resume...
708
00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:22,290
is schizophrenia.
709
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:24,542
- That's offensive.
- Thank you.
710
00:42:25,251 --> 00:42:27,211
- Love you.
- Have a nice day, Daniel.
711
00:42:27,295 --> 00:42:29,088
- Say you love me. Say it!
- Not today.
712
00:42:29,172 --> 00:42:31,215
- Bye.
- I love you.
713
00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:45,563
Unbelievable.
714
00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:49,692
I don't see why she's allowed.
715
00:42:50,526 --> 00:42:51,611
[Coach] Oh, that?
716
00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:53,488
That's pretty much so we don't get sued.
717
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,323
Ain't that great? God bless America.
718
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:56,282
Now, beat it.
719
00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:57,366
Coach I wanna try out.
720
00:42:57,950 --> 00:42:59,202
Gotta be frickin' kidding me.
721
00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:01,871
What are you doing here?
722
00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:04,665
Alright, kids. Look alive!
723
00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:07,877
Set!
724
00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:12,131
[whistle blows]
725
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:19,430
[Dan] Look, Sierra,
there's resume padding.
726
00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:23,142
There's being a queen of the "throw shit
at the wall and see what sticks" club.
727
00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:24,393
Then why are you here?
728
00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:26,145
To save you from yourself,
729
00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:29,148
and because you're my biggest...
730
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:32,401
competition for college.
731
00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:35,238
So whatever you do, I do.
732
00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:37,782
[whistle blows]
733
00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:40,535
Move it! Let's go, pick it up!
734
00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:41,953
This was a bad idea.
735
00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:43,788
Yeah, yeah, really sucks.
736
00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:08,437
- [retches]
- [boys groan]
737
00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:09,856
Are you kidding me?
738
00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:10,773
What is that?
739
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:15,111
Oh, come on!
740
00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:18,739
You know what, I don't care if I get sued.
741
00:44:18,823 --> 00:44:20,116
Go on, get off my track.
742
00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:24,912
Veronica.
743
00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:26,581
Come on.
744
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:28,666
You're not getting it.
745
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,543
Why do you smell worse than normal?
746
00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:33,296
You have to let me pluck your brows.
747
00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:35,756
I can't concentrate,
staring into eyes of a sasquatch.
748
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,717
Okay, back to Nietzsche.
749
00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:39,760
He's an existentialist,
750
00:44:39,886 --> 00:44:41,387
he believed God was dead,
751
00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:45,141
most of his writing was about
free will and moral...
752
00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:47,560
Why don't you watch movies
like normal people?
753
00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:52,106
Okay.
754
00:44:52,315 --> 00:44:56,027
Nietzsche is like a sexy German vampire.
755
00:44:56,569 --> 00:44:59,322
He whines a lot, and he thinks
everything is pointless.
756
00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,616
Well, I am totally for Nietzsche.
757
00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:03,117
Me, too.
758
00:45:05,161 --> 00:45:05,995
[phone dings]
759
00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:12,501
- Okay, I think it's time. Yeah.
- Time-time?
760
00:45:12,585 --> 00:45:14,086
You sure this is gonna work?
761
00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:15,630
No. I don't know.
762
00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:17,340
- [Facetime rings]
- Oh, my God!
763
00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:21,844
Answer it! You have to get it!
764
00:45:21,928 --> 00:45:24,805
- He's gonna hang up.
- Fine, just chill!
765
00:45:28,601 --> 00:45:30,061
- Yeah.
- Come on, hurry up!
766
00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:31,145
Okay, just sit.
767
00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:32,480
Yeah, okay.
768
00:45:34,106 --> 00:45:35,483
I'm gonna answer.
769
00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:41,364
Hey!
770
00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:47,453
[mouths] What are you doing?
771
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:50,248
[silently mouths]
What am I supposed to do?
772
00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:51,999
Hi!
773
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:54,377
[Sierra whispering]
You have to talk to him.
774
00:45:55,336 --> 00:45:56,963
I can't really see you.
775
00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:59,674
Do you wanna adjust the camera
a little bit, maybe?
776
00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:01,175
Coming!
777
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:07,932
- [Sierra] Hey. Sorry about that.
- [Veronica mouthing along]
778
00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:10,935
Much better. Much, much better.
779
00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:13,104
Are you with someone?
780
00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:17,191
Sorry, no, no.
781
00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:19,527
It's just two of us.
782
00:46:20,361 --> 00:46:21,529
So how was your day?
783
00:46:22,947 --> 00:46:27,910
You know what, I think that the connection
is way off.
784
00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:30,162
The audio's not synced
to the video at all.
785
00:46:32,832 --> 00:46:35,876
Oh, yeah, sorry my internet's the worst.
786
00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:38,421
Yeah, my WiFi's pretty bad.
787
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:42,800
Sorry, maybe we should try again
another time?
788
00:46:44,010 --> 00:46:45,303
Yeah, yeah, sure.
789
00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:49,265
But we're still on for the phone call
tonight, right?
790
00:46:51,183 --> 00:46:52,935
- Definitely.
- Okay.
791
00:46:54,103 --> 00:46:55,896
And hey, Veronica...
792
00:46:57,023 --> 00:46:57,857
Yeah?
793
00:46:59,442 --> 00:47:02,987
You are even more beautiful
than I remember.
794
00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:12,747
- Yeah, phone later.
- Bye.
795
00:47:18,294 --> 00:47:19,545
Oh, my God!
796
00:47:19,754 --> 00:47:21,213
Did you just see that?
797
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,299
He fell for it!
798
00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:25,009
Oh, my God, that was so great.
799
00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:26,552
I can't believe it actually worked.
800
00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:28,512
My heart's pounding, my heart's pounding!
801
00:47:28,596 --> 00:47:29,805
That was so stressful.
802
00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:33,642
[Veronica] "To thine own self be true."
803
00:47:35,644 --> 00:47:36,562
Unless you suck.
804
00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:38,647
[upbeat pop music plays]
805
00:47:40,149 --> 00:47:42,735
- Were you skank eyeing me?
- Yes, sorry!
806
00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:50,618
♪ The bedroom lights keep us awake ♪
807
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:53,412
♪ Wish I could meet you
On the other side ♪
808
00:47:53,496 --> 00:47:56,332
♪ On the other side ♪
809
00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:57,291
Are you ready?
810
00:47:57,375 --> 00:48:00,795
♪ On the other side ♪
811
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,963
- Those actually look good on you.
- Yeah?
812
00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:08,427
♪ On the other side ♪
813
00:48:08,511 --> 00:48:10,471
[Veronica] The Lion King is just Hamlet.
814
00:48:13,849 --> 00:48:15,351
Maybe Spence will see it.
815
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:16,685
To be Sierra Burgess.
816
00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:19,605
[Sierra] "To be or not to be, that is
the question."
817
00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:22,024
- I'll have to teach you that one next.
- [Veronica] I know.
818
00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:24,819
I don't get A Picture of Dorian Gray.
819
00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:27,279
Why does everyone like him if he does
bitchy things?
820
00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:29,657
[Sierra] It's Oscar Wilde's
commentary on society.
821
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:32,868
Basically, since Dorian looks perfect,
everybody thinks he is perfect,
822
00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:36,664
and since they all value appearance
above everything else,
823
00:48:37,373 --> 00:48:39,792
he kind of ends up losing his own soul.
824
00:48:41,335 --> 00:48:42,169
Lame.
825
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:44,255
[Sierra humming]
826
00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:49,301
[Sierra]
♪ I'd like to love me right back ♪
827
00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:55,641
♪ It's easy how we... ♪
828
00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:56,725
Whoa!
829
00:48:56,809 --> 00:48:59,270
- C'mon, keep singing. What!
- No.
830
00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:01,522
- No, Veronica, stop.
- You serious right now?
831
00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:03,691
Stop. I can't. We need to have Hamlet.
832
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:04,942
- Hamlet.
- Boo!
833
00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:08,529
[phone rings]
834
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:11,782
Hey!
835
00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:14,618
[Sierra] Hey, there.
836
00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:16,537
It's me.
837
00:49:16,912 --> 00:49:18,789
You working out? You sound out of breath.
838
00:49:19,623 --> 00:49:20,499
Oh, um...
839
00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:22,585
I was just moving furniture.
840
00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:24,628
Oh, nice, a little redecorating.
841
00:49:25,713 --> 00:49:26,964
Nothing wrong with that.
842
00:49:27,089 --> 00:49:29,175
You know, I'm actually glad you called.
843
00:49:30,593 --> 00:49:33,971
I just had a question that I wanted
to ask you.
844
00:49:34,054 --> 00:49:36,724
It's totally okay if you say no.
845
00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:40,478
Actually, it probably won't be okay.
846
00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:43,397
You know, to be honest, I think I'll die
if you say no.
847
00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:48,694
Would you want to go on a date with me?
848
00:49:50,529 --> 00:49:52,907
Like, a real date?
849
00:49:53,866 --> 00:49:56,911
I have a family thing tomorrow, but...
850
00:49:57,119 --> 00:49:58,579
after, I'm free.
851
00:50:00,539 --> 00:50:02,082
Yeah, yeah.
852
00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:03,542
For sure.
853
00:50:03,626 --> 00:50:05,836
I have something that I need
to clear up,
854
00:50:06,462 --> 00:50:08,839
but I'll definitely get back to you.
855
00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:11,300
Okay, yeah. Sure.
856
00:50:12,468 --> 00:50:15,596
Don't die before then, okay?
857
00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:17,765
Okay, I'll try.
858
00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:19,725
Okay.
859
00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:21,352
- Bye.
- Bye.
860
00:50:29,818 --> 00:50:30,736
I'm in deep shit.
861
00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:45,960
You know when you're online,
and you look at all these quotes.
862
00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:50,256
It just makes sense if you just
follow your first instinct, always.
863
00:50:50,339 --> 00:50:52,675
- Oh, I mean, yeah.
- Maybe that's true, but...
864
00:50:53,342 --> 00:50:54,468
I'm just gonna go pee.
865
00:50:54,635 --> 00:50:55,594
- Again?
- Yeah.
866
00:50:57,221 --> 00:50:58,097
Please.
867
00:50:58,764 --> 00:50:59,682
One date.
868
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:00,724
I'm begging you.
869
00:51:04,645 --> 00:51:05,813
We're going on a date.
870
00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:07,606
A date?
871
00:51:09,525 --> 00:51:12,236
You want to put two really
hot people together.
872
00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:14,488
You think that's going to work out
for you?
873
00:51:14,947 --> 00:51:16,615
Yeah. She likes Spence, remember.
874
00:51:18,534 --> 00:51:22,162
I still gotta leave by five 'cause I gotta
teach old people how to work computers
875
00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:24,498
while you con jocks and stuff.
876
00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:27,209
[Dan] What?
877
00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:31,463
Is that him?
878
00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:34,508
Is that... that's your pretty boy?
879
00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:36,719
He looks that damn good
and he's a good person?
880
00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,513
It's unfair, what it is.
881
00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:42,057
- We gotta go. Let's go.
- What, go where? No, no, wait.
882
00:51:42,141 --> 00:51:43,100
Wait, go...
883
00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:45,394
Why are we leaving?
He don't even know what you look like.
884
00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,479
He knows what I sound like, okay?
885
00:51:47,563 --> 00:51:49,148
He could pick my voice out of a line-up.
886
00:51:49,231 --> 00:51:51,734
"Pick my voice out of a line-up"?
Oh, wow.
887
00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:53,861
Sierra, get up. Get off the floor.
888
00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:55,362
Are you a catfish,
889
00:51:55,696 --> 00:51:56,780
or a can't fish?
890
00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:58,574
I guess we'll find out.
891
00:51:59,658 --> 00:52:01,660
What? No, no, no.
892
00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:03,120
Dan, Dan!
893
00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:05,497
Dan!
894
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:08,917
Coming in for the run,
895
00:52:09,001 --> 00:52:10,336
I got the interception.
896
00:52:10,419 --> 00:52:11,462
Not that one.
897
00:52:12,504 --> 00:52:14,340
- You good?
- I'm good. What's up, man.
898
00:52:14,590 --> 00:52:15,466
How you doing?
899
00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:18,177
- I'm good.
- You got room for two more?
900
00:52:20,346 --> 00:52:21,180
Yeah.
901
00:52:21,597 --> 00:52:23,557
- Y'all picking up trash? Cool.
- [Dan] Yeah.
902
00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:26,935
It's actually for community service.
It looks good on college applications.
903
00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:28,646
I'm Dan, by the way.
904
00:52:29,897 --> 00:52:31,148
- Jamey.
- Nice to meet you.
905
00:52:33,192 --> 00:52:34,026
Hi.
906
00:52:35,194 --> 00:52:36,070
Jamey.
907
00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:37,404
That's Jamey.
908
00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:39,990
Jamey.
909
00:52:40,616 --> 00:52:41,617
And you are?
910
00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:45,579
[signs indistinctly]
911
00:52:47,873 --> 00:52:50,501
Your name is Shit Pizza?
912
00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:53,295
Ty, come here, come here.
913
00:52:54,213 --> 00:52:58,550
You guys are not going to believe this,
but this is my brother, Ty,
914
00:52:58,634 --> 00:53:00,678
and he's deaf too.
915
00:53:01,261 --> 00:53:03,430
What are the odds of that?
916
00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:09,061
It's crazy. I'm gonna make him
the first four-foot quarterback.
917
00:53:09,144 --> 00:53:10,771
What are the odds?
918
00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:23,325
That was very nice.
919
00:53:27,830 --> 00:53:31,375
Usually, when I introduce him,
people start talking really loud,
920
00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:34,878
- and it's really annoying.
- We go through that, too.
921
00:53:34,962 --> 00:53:37,381
This is my sister, Sierra.
She's adopted, of course,
922
00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:40,050
but she's deaf also, as we know.
923
00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:43,262
So she can't hear anything that I say
924
00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:45,013
even if I say something like,
925
00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:46,890
"She's a hermaphrodite."
926
00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:50,352
Which she isn't, she's not
a hermaphrodite at all.
927
00:53:50,436 --> 00:53:52,563
She's all lady parts.
928
00:53:53,188 --> 00:53:55,858
I only know that because she's been
slutting it up lately.
929
00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:59,278
But the important thing is that she's
a very caring person.
930
00:53:59,361 --> 00:54:03,365
Yeah, it's really nice to meet you,
Sierra?
931
00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:17,504
Ah! [laughs] It's a joke.
932
00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:19,423
Sorry.
933
00:54:19,631 --> 00:54:22,050
All right, okay. We're going to go.
934
00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:26,513
So great meeting you. You too, Ty.
935
00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:30,017
She has to go to tutor cheerleaders.
936
00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:32,144
Cheerleaders?
937
00:54:32,644 --> 00:54:35,272
- That's not okay. What just happened...
- I don't care.
938
00:54:35,355 --> 00:54:36,940
...you have to tell him the truth.
939
00:54:37,024 --> 00:54:38,567
That was the dumbest shit I've seen.
940
00:54:38,650 --> 00:54:40,778
That was just reckless.
Why would you be so reckless?
941
00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:48,660
Why are you smiling?
So, you call that a success?
942
00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:53,415
We had a moment.
943
00:54:55,918 --> 00:54:57,795
Like, maybe I don't need Veronica.
944
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,088
Well, you need to tell him
the truth, though.
945
00:55:03,217 --> 00:55:05,302
Okay, okay, I will.
946
00:55:07,638 --> 00:55:09,515
I promise, I promise.
947
00:55:09,598 --> 00:55:11,016
I'm going to end it tonight.
948
00:55:11,767 --> 00:55:12,601
Okay.
949
00:55:13,936 --> 00:55:14,770
All right.
950
00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:17,481
I'm not going to say nothing.
951
00:55:17,564 --> 00:55:19,233
[engine splutters]
952
00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:21,819
- Show him that sexy face.
- Okay.
953
00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:38,669
Sorry, buddy.
954
00:55:41,129 --> 00:55:42,297
Okay.
955
00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:46,802
Hey, sorry.
956
00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:48,637
- I didn't mean to scare you.
- No.
957
00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:51,765
Did you order?
958
00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:53,600
Just a popcorn.
959
00:55:58,730 --> 00:56:00,816
Sorry, I'm just gonna go to the bathroom.
960
00:56:00,899 --> 00:56:02,359
- Okay. Yeah, yeah.
- Okay?
961
00:56:04,236 --> 00:56:05,112
I can't do it.
962
00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:08,407
What happened to
"You owe him the truth, no matter what?"
963
00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:09,533
I'm just not ready.
964
00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:15,205
Just don't kiss him, okay?
965
00:56:15,289 --> 00:56:16,123
Eww.
966
00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:31,555
Hi, cookie.
967
00:56:31,972 --> 00:56:34,725
Alright. Rashi, Toph.
968
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,899
- That's good.
- I know, right?
969
00:56:42,024 --> 00:56:44,818
Popcorn? Okay.
- I'm okay, thanks.
970
00:56:45,944 --> 00:56:49,531
It's funny, your voice sounds
skinny again.
971
00:56:50,324 --> 00:56:51,283
You feeling better?
972
00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:52,701
What?
973
00:56:53,035 --> 00:56:53,911
What do you mean?
974
00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:55,662
Like...
975
00:56:56,288 --> 00:56:59,124
Like on the phone, when I was like,
"Oh, your voice was full,"
976
00:56:59,207 --> 00:57:03,003
you're like, "You calling my voice fat?"
And I was like, "No."
977
00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:05,088
- No.
- You don't remember?
978
00:57:05,672 --> 00:57:07,925
- It was late.
- Oh, my God, no!
979
00:57:08,050 --> 00:57:09,134
Sorry.
980
00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,345
Ronnie, what are we doing here?
981
00:57:11,803 --> 00:57:13,347
I thought you were trying to get Spence.
982
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,431
- Spence?
- Spence?
983
00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:16,350
No one. He's no one.
984
00:57:16,475 --> 00:57:19,186
He's just some guy I dated forever ago.
985
00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:20,938
I kissed a boy called Spence once.
986
00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:22,314
A real wanker, actually.
987
00:57:22,731 --> 00:57:23,982
Probably the same Spence.
988
00:57:24,066 --> 00:57:25,317
[movie starts]
989
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,277
Have you ever counted shoulders before?
990
00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:30,864
One, two, three, four.
991
00:57:57,224 --> 00:57:59,059
[Jamey] What, you got
a curfew or something?
992
00:58:01,603 --> 00:58:03,772
[Jamey] Why didn't you...
Was the movie that bad?
993
00:58:15,617 --> 00:58:16,994
You look so cold right now.
994
00:58:17,077 --> 00:58:18,662
I'm going to get you a jacket, okay.
995
00:58:25,168 --> 00:58:26,003
[door closes]
996
00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:29,172
[Jamey] Here you go.
997
00:58:31,174 --> 00:58:32,009
Thanks.
998
00:58:35,762 --> 00:58:36,680
You like stars?
999
00:58:39,224 --> 00:58:40,100
[Veronica] Yeah.
1000
00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:42,436
[Jamey] I'm kind of obsessed
with astronomy.
1001
00:58:43,311 --> 00:58:45,814
- [Veronica] Nerd. Why?
- Nerd?
1002
00:58:47,232 --> 00:58:49,776
[Jamey] Well, because...
1003
00:58:50,235 --> 00:58:51,695
we look at them from down here
1004
00:58:51,778 --> 00:58:53,822
- and they look so beautiful and shiny.
- [phone buzzes]
1005
00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:57,075
They're actually just made up of hydrogen,
1006
00:58:57,451 --> 00:58:59,995
which means that they're just
massive balls of gas
1007
00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:01,997
floating through space and I think
it's trippy.
1008
00:59:05,917 --> 00:59:07,794
Change of perspective, you know.
1009
00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:11,882
I wonder if a star knows that it shuns.
1010
00:59:13,341 --> 00:59:14,301
Shines.
1011
00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:20,557
- If a star knows that it shines.
- Yeah, I never thought of that.
1012
00:59:24,936 --> 00:59:26,897
Do you know what you wanna be
when you grow up?
1013
00:59:37,866 --> 00:59:39,201
It was a stupid question.
1014
00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:48,752
Should be a singer.
1015
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,004
I should be a singer?
1016
00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:54,716
- Oh, no, not you.
- Oh, you should be a singer?
1017
00:59:54,841 --> 00:59:57,177
- No, no, no, not me!
- You should sing for me.
1018
00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:59,888
- I can't sing. It was obviously a joke.
- Wait, alright, hold on.
1019
01:00:00,013 --> 01:00:02,140
You want to be a singer, but you don't
know how to sing.
1020
01:00:02,724 --> 01:00:04,226
- It was a joke?
- It was a joke.
1021
01:00:04,309 --> 01:00:05,519
[Veronica laughs]
1022
01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:06,436
[dryly] Ah, ha, ha.
1023
01:00:08,730 --> 01:00:11,233
I haven't really thought about life
after high school,
1024
01:00:11,316 --> 01:00:12,359
I've got to be honest.
1025
01:00:13,527 --> 01:00:14,486
Until I met Sierra.
1026
01:00:16,029 --> 01:00:18,406
I literally just met a Sierra.
1027
01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:19,616
- Really?
- Yeah.
1028
01:00:20,951 --> 01:00:22,744
You'd really like my Sierra.
1029
01:00:23,245 --> 01:00:25,831
Not at first. You'd think she was like,
a loser, you know.
1030
01:00:25,914 --> 01:00:27,541
Well, so are we, right?
1031
01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:30,710
Yeah, sure I'm a quarterback
1032
01:00:30,794 --> 01:00:32,087
and you're a cheerleader, but...
1033
01:00:33,213 --> 01:00:34,548
under all that, you are...
1034
01:00:35,757 --> 01:00:36,675
so different.
1035
01:00:44,516 --> 01:00:46,017
[gasps] Oh, my God!
1036
01:00:46,101 --> 01:00:47,602
- What, are you okay?
- Yes.
1037
01:00:47,686 --> 01:00:49,437
- What...
- Yes, I...
1038
01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:53,024
- I got really excited.
- So you just jumped?
1039
01:00:53,108 --> 01:00:53,984
Yes.
1040
01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:57,988
Is that gonna happen every time
I try to kiss you, you're gonna jump?
1041
01:00:59,239 --> 01:01:00,615
Would you close your eyes?
1042
01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:03,493
Because I have really big pores.
1043
01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:06,621
- So can you close your eyes?
- I have big pores.
1044
01:01:06,788 --> 01:01:08,957
- Can you close them?
- You want me to close my eyes,
1045
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,835
- my eyes are closed.
- Yes. And keep them closed.
1046
01:01:11,918 --> 01:01:15,255
My eyes are gonna stay closed
until you give me other orders.
1047
01:01:16,923 --> 01:01:17,757
What are you doing?
1048
01:01:17,841 --> 01:01:19,342
Are you, like, abandoning me?
1049
01:01:19,426 --> 01:01:20,719
I'm right here.
1050
01:01:22,137 --> 01:01:23,263
Sorry.
1051
01:01:24,389 --> 01:01:26,391
[both silently mouthing]
1052
01:01:28,643 --> 01:01:29,477
[chuckles]
1053
01:01:32,939 --> 01:01:34,524
Well, it was worth the wait.
1054
01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:38,028
It's weird, we talked so much on the phone
1055
01:01:38,111 --> 01:01:42,115
it actually feels, like, more normal
when I can't see you.
1056
01:02:03,178 --> 01:02:05,305
Keep them closed! I said keep them closed.
1057
01:02:05,889 --> 01:02:07,307
Okay, they are closed.
1058
01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:09,476
Veronica, this is ridiculous.
1059
01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:11,102
Veronica, I just want to see you.
1060
01:02:11,186 --> 01:02:12,604
Well, see me now.
1061
01:02:14,856 --> 01:02:17,400
You wanted to see me,
now you're not even looking.
1062
01:02:17,525 --> 01:02:21,780
- Well, yeah, but I thought I saw some...
- What, you saw... what?
1063
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,784
You're acting so weird right now.
1064
01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:30,997
[Jamey] Am I gonna have to go through that
every time I try to kiss you?
1065
01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:34,918
If you're crazy, that's just something
that I need to know about
1066
01:02:35,043 --> 01:02:37,170
- before I take you on a second date.
- I'll let you know.
1067
01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:46,096
[Sierra] It was incredible.
1068
01:02:48,056 --> 01:02:50,141
The kind of kiss you read about in books,
1069
01:02:50,225 --> 01:02:51,893
but never believe could happen.
1070
01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:54,562
Mm-hmm.
1071
01:02:56,356 --> 01:02:59,109
You wanna hang out and go over
our debate platform?
1072
01:03:00,026 --> 01:03:00,860
Yeah, maybe.
1073
01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:03,363
I'm just kind of swamped
with college stuff right now.
1074
01:03:04,364 --> 01:03:05,615
Yeah, yeah.
1075
01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:10,537
Sorry.
1076
01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:13,790
Why do people do this to themselves?
1077
01:03:13,999 --> 01:03:15,250
Because it looks pretty.
1078
01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,127
And they're almost even.
1079
01:03:19,504 --> 01:03:20,922
Your mom's really pretty.
1080
01:03:21,256 --> 01:03:23,008
You should see her prom pictures.
1081
01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:26,386
The night of, or the morning after?
1082
01:03:26,511 --> 01:03:30,015
- No, I do not need to think about that.
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
1083
01:03:32,934 --> 01:03:34,144
Can I ask you something?
1084
01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:36,479
I'm not gonna les out with you
and Jamie.
1085
01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,524
- No, no.
- I only do that at parties.
1086
01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:41,818
Why does everybody think I'm a lesbian?
1087
01:03:43,069 --> 01:03:44,070
No, I...
1088
01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:48,908
I wanted to ask, what's up with your mom?
1089
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:51,953
What... What happened to your dad?
1090
01:03:52,996 --> 01:03:53,913
He...
1091
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,250
he left her for a 22-year-old.
1092
01:03:57,959 --> 01:04:02,547
And left us with all this crap
and furniture and...
1093
01:04:03,131 --> 01:04:05,383
no way to pay for our old house, and...
1094
01:04:06,343 --> 01:04:09,220
she's just been weird about this
whole fading youth stuff ever since.
1095
01:04:12,307 --> 01:04:13,183
I'm sorry.
1096
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:16,978
I should probably get ready.
1097
01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:19,939
I'm going to a party.
1098
01:04:21,733 --> 01:04:22,776
Do you want to come?
1099
01:04:24,486 --> 01:04:26,196
Like, together?
1100
01:04:26,988 --> 01:04:27,864
In public?
1101
01:04:29,532 --> 01:04:30,450
Yeah.
1102
01:04:34,662 --> 01:04:35,497
Sierra.
1103
01:04:35,914 --> 01:04:37,957
You are so tense right now.
1104
01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:40,001
- Smile.
- Calm down.
1105
01:04:40,085 --> 01:04:41,669
- It's a party.
- I know.
1106
01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:44,047
- That's what's so terrifying.
- No!
1107
01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:46,716
[overlapping chatter]
1108
01:04:55,183 --> 01:04:57,352
- [Veronica] Hey, how's it going?
- Hey!
1109
01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:03,274
Hey, Ronnie.
1110
01:05:03,817 --> 01:05:05,026
I thought you were sick.
1111
01:05:05,652 --> 01:05:08,029
Who's ready to get this bitch started?
Let's go!
1112
01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:10,073
Sorry about that, ladies,
sorry about that.
1113
01:05:11,866 --> 01:05:13,493
I need to talk to you... now.
1114
01:05:14,369 --> 01:05:15,245
Sure.
1115
01:05:15,703 --> 01:05:17,247
Like, alone, outside.
1116
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:20,625
Okay. Sure, let's go.
1117
01:05:23,044 --> 01:05:24,129
I'll be right back.
1118
01:05:48,486 --> 01:05:50,071
[phone chimes]
1119
01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:58,580
You probably deserved it.
1120
01:05:58,663 --> 01:06:00,540
Probably ditched your best friend too.
1121
01:06:00,874 --> 01:06:01,749
[weight thuds]
1122
01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:04,961
So what's the real story?
1123
01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:07,088
[boy speaking Mandarin]
1124
01:06:07,172 --> 01:06:08,631
Veronica... [speaking in Mandarin]
1125
01:06:09,090 --> 01:06:11,050
Wow, everybody does speak Mandarin.
1126
01:06:11,134 --> 01:06:13,761
- Come on wreck, keg stand, now. Let's go!
- What?
1127
01:06:13,845 --> 01:06:15,054
You're gonna love it.
1128
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:16,764
[girl] You're such a drama queen now.
1129
01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:19,267
She's not that bad.
1130
01:06:19,893 --> 01:06:20,727
She's...
1131
01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:22,604
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1132
01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:25,440
She's actually kinda cool.
1133
01:06:26,149 --> 01:06:27,817
Like, a totally unfortunate way.
1134
01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:30,945
If you wanna commit social suicide, fine,
1135
01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:33,281
but Sierra Burgess is a loser.
1136
01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:34,991
Remember?
1137
01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:37,494
Only losers hang out with losers.
1138
01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:43,500
Mackenzie, wait.
1139
01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:45,793
Yo, everyone in here! Everyone in here!
1140
01:06:46,085 --> 01:06:47,962
[boys chanting] Chug, chug! Chug, chug!
1141
01:06:48,046 --> 01:06:50,423
[boy] Come on, everybody
gather around! Watch this!
1142
01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:54,886
Chug, chug! Chug, chug!
1143
01:07:10,777 --> 01:07:11,611
[burps]
1144
01:07:12,695 --> 01:07:13,613
Whoo!
1145
01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:20,245
You tamed the beast!
1146
01:07:20,453 --> 01:07:21,287
My turn.
1147
01:07:21,454 --> 01:07:23,748
Come on, let's go. Get me up here.
1148
01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:28,086
Chug, chug! Chug, chug!
1149
01:07:30,672 --> 01:07:33,091
[boy] I told Veronica she's dumb
to make her insecure.
1150
01:07:33,675 --> 01:07:36,052
I guarantee she puts out tonight.
1151
01:07:38,429 --> 01:07:39,806
You're the master.
1152
01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:41,307
I bow down to you, sir.
1153
01:07:47,689 --> 01:07:48,523
Hi.
1154
01:07:49,107 --> 01:07:50,483
I love your poodle.
1155
01:07:53,152 --> 01:07:54,654
That's so adorable.
1156
01:07:59,367 --> 01:08:00,326
Dick!
1157
01:08:20,888 --> 01:08:22,181
Oh, my God! Jesus!
1158
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:24,475
Spence?
1159
01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:27,729
What are you doing here?
1160
01:08:29,314 --> 01:08:31,399
I saw your post and I had to see you.
1161
01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:33,651
My Hamlet video?
1162
01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:37,322
What? No, the one about this party.
1163
01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:41,242
Do you wanna get out of here?
1164
01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:44,912
This place is, like, crawling with dudes.
1165
01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:46,706
I can't just ditch my friend.
1166
01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,001
Come on.
1167
01:08:52,879 --> 01:08:53,838
Go where?
1168
01:08:53,921 --> 01:08:55,882
Babe, just for a second.
1169
01:08:56,549 --> 01:08:57,383
Come on.
1170
01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:00,219
We need to talk.
1171
01:09:01,429 --> 01:09:02,347
In my car.
1172
01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:39,300
Pick up.
1173
01:09:40,259 --> 01:09:41,427
Pick up, Veronica.
1174
01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:47,016
Plato believed that physical beauty...
1175
01:09:48,226 --> 01:09:51,771
could be in the form of,
you know, sensory experience and...
1176
01:09:53,272 --> 01:09:55,400
I'm enjoying this sensory experience.
1177
01:10:06,327 --> 01:10:07,453
What? Wait.
1178
01:10:19,507 --> 01:10:20,341
Frick!
1179
01:11:00,673 --> 01:11:01,799
[phone buzzes]
1180
01:11:16,898 --> 01:11:18,900
[phone ringing]
1181
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:21,110
Hello?
1182
01:11:23,905 --> 01:11:24,739
Hello?
1183
01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:27,992
Are you there?
1184
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:30,745
I really like you.
1185
01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:37,251
I...
1186
01:11:37,919 --> 01:11:39,921
I really, really like you.
1187
01:11:43,424 --> 01:11:46,302
Because you're so good. You're so good.
1188
01:11:48,429 --> 01:11:49,597
You don't lie.
1189
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,767
You don't speak Chinese.
1190
01:11:53,017 --> 01:11:54,519
- and you don't...
- Wait, wait.
1191
01:11:55,102 --> 01:11:56,729
Are you drunk right now?
1192
01:11:58,356 --> 01:11:59,941
Do you think you could like me?
1193
01:12:02,568 --> 01:12:03,486
Like...
1194
01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:05,947
really like me, like, not for my...
1195
01:12:06,948 --> 01:12:09,617
my stupid looks, or because I'm deaf...
1196
01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:12,745
- and because I...
- Wait, wait. Wait.
1197
01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:14,372
What are you talking about?
1198
01:12:14,455 --> 01:12:16,165
I need to tell you something,
1199
01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:18,417
and you're gonna hate me.
1200
01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:19,710
I...
1201
01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:21,879
I doubt that.
1202
01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:24,006
I don't think I could ever hate you.
1203
01:12:24,090 --> 01:12:25,466
No matter what you tell me.
1204
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:26,968
I think you're gonna.
1205
01:12:31,514 --> 01:12:33,057
What, is it really that bad?
1206
01:12:41,315 --> 01:12:42,149
[snores]
1207
01:12:58,666 --> 01:12:59,876
Goodnight.
1208
01:13:04,297 --> 01:13:06,507
[Sierra's mom]
Honey, do you know what kind of kids
1209
01:13:06,591 --> 01:13:08,509
go to a party and get drunk?
1210
01:13:09,677 --> 01:13:11,429
Kids with low self-esteem.
1211
01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:14,432
Sierra, do you have low self-esteem?
1212
01:13:15,016 --> 01:13:15,933
Mom.
1213
01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:20,229
I thought we taught you R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
1214
01:13:20,521 --> 01:13:22,899
- Rein in...
- Every Self-doubt,
1215
01:13:22,982 --> 01:13:25,359
Peer Expectation and Competitive Thought.
1216
01:13:25,443 --> 01:13:27,278
- Yes, Mom. I know, okay?
- Okay.
1217
01:13:27,361 --> 01:13:29,697
Wait a minute. Before you try
to argue your way out of this,
1218
01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:32,450
which we all know you can do
with exceptional talent,
1219
01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:33,367
you're grounded.
1220
01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:35,703
- What?
- You're grounded.
1221
01:13:35,870 --> 01:13:36,871
- Honey, we...
- Dad!
1222
01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:39,749
- ...talked about this.
- No, Jules, you talked about it.
1223
01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:41,959
It was some motto
that spelled out "free to fly,"
1224
01:13:42,043 --> 01:13:43,294
but this is my house too,
1225
01:13:43,377 --> 01:13:45,421
where there are actions and consequences,
1226
01:13:45,504 --> 01:13:48,132
and this little drunk birdie
needs her wings clipped.
1227
01:13:49,091 --> 01:13:51,928
It is not appropriate to ground her.
1228
01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:54,180
- Why not?
- Well, because!
1229
01:13:54,597 --> 01:13:55,848
What has gotten into her?
1230
01:13:56,807 --> 01:13:58,059
"We hop in the car.
1231
01:13:58,434 --> 01:13:59,644
It's a super fast ride."
1232
01:14:00,645 --> 01:14:03,981
"We dance on the bar
and have a sweet time."
1233
01:14:04,357 --> 01:14:06,359
[scattered applause]
1234
01:14:07,526 --> 01:14:09,946
[Ms. T] Inspired, Chrissy.
You could co-write for Kesha.
1235
01:14:11,614 --> 01:14:12,573
And now,
1236
01:14:12,782 --> 01:14:17,203
last but not least, our resident progeny
of literary greatness,
1237
01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:18,663
Sierra Burgess.
1238
01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:23,000
Sierra!
1239
01:14:27,588 --> 01:14:28,547
I forgot.
1240
01:14:28,839 --> 01:14:30,299
What do you mean you forgot?
1241
01:14:31,050 --> 01:14:33,094
Are you trying to prove a point?
1242
01:14:34,345 --> 01:14:35,221
I forgot.
1243
01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:37,264
I'm sorry, there's just...
1244
01:14:37,723 --> 01:14:39,475
so much has been going on lately
1245
01:14:39,558 --> 01:14:40,893
and it slipped my mind.
1246
01:14:41,519 --> 01:14:43,604
Well, you know this is going to cost you.
1247
01:14:43,938 --> 01:14:46,565
- And you still have to do the assignment.
- [bell rings]
1248
01:14:46,649 --> 01:14:49,026
I passed out, and I have no idea
if I told the truth.
1249
01:14:49,110 --> 01:14:51,362
By the time Ronnie called me back,
she'd already done it.
1250
01:14:51,445 --> 01:14:53,197
I didn't have the heart to tell her
the truth.
1251
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:56,492
But I thought y'all
wasn't going out last night.
1252
01:14:56,575 --> 01:14:58,327
You told me you wasn't going out.
1253
01:14:58,411 --> 01:15:00,204
- That's why we couldn't hang out.
- Okay, well...
1254
01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:03,249
Hey, hey. What's wrong?
1255
01:15:03,332 --> 01:15:05,334
I just need a hug. I just...
1256
01:15:06,127 --> 01:15:08,754
- Ronnie, what happened? Are you okay?
- He dumped me.
1257
01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:10,840
Spence, he dumped me again.
1258
01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:14,719
- Over DM.
- God.
1259
01:15:14,802 --> 01:15:16,554
- I know.
- Ronnie.
1260
01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:18,889
- Can we talk?
- Yeah.
1261
01:15:18,973 --> 01:15:21,809
- What the shit?
- Not now, Dan. Okay?
1262
01:15:21,892 --> 01:15:22,852
I... Let's go.
1263
01:15:31,235 --> 01:15:32,486
Some people just suck.
1264
01:15:32,570 --> 01:15:34,947
And if he doesn't like you for you,
then screw him anyway.
1265
01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:37,491
This would never have happened
if I dated someone like Jamey.
1266
01:15:38,451 --> 01:15:40,161
He's one of the good ones. He's...
1267
01:15:40,411 --> 01:15:41,495
he's hot and...
1268
01:15:41,996 --> 01:15:44,707
- weird, smart, and...
- Do you like him?
1269
01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:47,501
No!
1270
01:15:53,716 --> 01:15:54,967
[phone buzzes]
1271
01:15:59,472 --> 01:16:00,306
Hey.
1272
01:16:00,473 --> 01:16:03,184
[Sierra] Hey, so about last night.
1273
01:16:04,643 --> 01:16:06,604
Did I say something weird?
1274
01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:08,856
Oh, you mean while you were
white-girl wasted?
1275
01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:11,609
Yeah, I think weird would be
an understatement.
1276
01:16:11,692 --> 01:16:12,902
What did I tell you?
1277
01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:15,112
What do you think...
1278
01:16:15,404 --> 01:16:16,280
that you told me?
1279
01:16:16,363 --> 01:16:18,741
What do you think I think you think
I told you?
1280
01:16:19,617 --> 01:16:23,120
What, are you, like, afraid to tell me
that you like me or something?
1281
01:16:24,121 --> 01:16:25,122
No!
1282
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:27,917
No?
1283
01:16:28,292 --> 01:16:32,588
No, I mean, yeah, no. I don't know.
1284
01:16:33,047 --> 01:16:35,424
Let's just not say it
over the phone, okay?
1285
01:16:35,925 --> 01:16:37,134
Not like this.
1286
01:16:37,468 --> 01:16:41,222
Okay. Well, then this silence...
1287
01:16:41,305 --> 01:16:45,476
is me not telling you
that I like you-like you.
1288
01:16:47,228 --> 01:16:48,062
Okay?
1289
01:16:48,521 --> 01:16:52,233
- And I will see you tonight.
- Okay.
1290
01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:55,236
- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.
1291
01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:34,024
Veronica!
1292
01:17:35,109 --> 01:17:36,193
Veronica!
1293
01:17:51,292 --> 01:17:52,168
Hey!
1294
01:17:52,334 --> 01:17:54,378
- Hi.
- I finally get to show you off.
1295
01:18:02,428 --> 01:18:03,512
You wanna meet the team?
1296
01:18:04,847 --> 01:18:06,849
They're kinda the enemy, you know.
1297
01:18:07,308 --> 01:18:08,475
Go Tigers.
1298
01:18:08,559 --> 01:18:11,729
Well, you don't wanna be seen fraternizing
with the enemy.
1299
01:18:14,481 --> 01:18:16,609
I think this is gonna be a problem.
1300
01:18:17,484 --> 01:18:18,360
Why?
1301
01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:39,924
Shit! Don't...
1302
01:18:40,674 --> 01:18:43,385
- What was that for?
- What do you mean? What did I do?
1303
01:18:45,429 --> 01:18:46,305
What?
1304
01:18:47,348 --> 01:18:49,475
- I gotta go.
- Wait, is this about that guy, Spence?
1305
01:18:50,309 --> 01:18:51,185
Veronica!
1306
01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:16,877
Total of 20,000 followers.
1307
01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:20,297
Please tell me you're stupid enough.
1308
01:19:26,929 --> 01:19:27,805
Moronica.
1309
01:19:52,830 --> 01:19:53,914
Break!
1310
01:19:53,998 --> 01:19:55,082
[whistle blows]
1311
01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:11,265
♪ We got spirit, uh huh! ♪
1312
01:20:11,432 --> 01:20:14,018
♪ Yeah, yeah we got spirit
That's right! ♪
1313
01:20:14,101 --> 01:20:16,270
♪ Yeah, yeah, we got a what?
A what? ♪
1314
01:20:16,353 --> 01:20:17,438
Sierra!
1315
01:20:20,024 --> 01:20:22,609
Did you just get dissed
by the biggest loser in school?
1316
01:20:22,693 --> 01:20:23,861
What?
1317
01:20:23,944 --> 01:20:26,363
♪ We got a what? A what? ♪
1318
01:20:28,949 --> 01:20:30,534
♪ We got spirit! ♪
1319
01:20:32,244 --> 01:20:34,621
♪ Let's get a little bit rowdy ♪
1320
01:20:34,705 --> 01:20:37,249
♪ R-O-W-D-Y! ♪
1321
01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:40,210
♪ Let's get a little bit rowdy ♪
1322
01:20:40,294 --> 01:20:42,755
♪ R-O-W-D-Y! ♪
1323
01:20:43,047 --> 01:20:45,758
♪ Let's get a little bit rowdy ♪
1324
01:20:45,924 --> 01:20:48,469
♪ R-O-W-D-Y! ♪
1325
01:20:48,677 --> 01:20:51,388
♪ Let's get a little bit rowdy... ♪
1326
01:20:53,015 --> 01:20:55,267
Hey, can you do me a favor
and yell "Jamey"?
1327
01:20:55,976 --> 01:20:57,394
I'm supposed to be deaf.
1328
01:20:57,686 --> 01:20:59,563
Kenny, don't.
1329
01:20:59,688 --> 01:21:02,149
Please, just yell "Jamey" as loud
as you can.
1330
01:21:02,232 --> 01:21:03,776
- Jamey!
- Kenny...
1331
01:21:07,780 --> 01:21:08,822
Okay, one more time.
1332
01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:10,574
Jamey!
1333
01:21:12,659 --> 01:21:13,786
[Kenny] Jamey!
1334
01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:18,957
Sierra!
1335
01:21:23,796 --> 01:21:25,130
Wow, you have no self-respect.
1336
01:21:27,966 --> 01:21:29,343
[Veronica] Come on, one more time!
1337
01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:31,512
- Ready? Okay.
- [phone beeps]
1338
01:21:31,595 --> 01:21:34,390
♪ Let's get a little bit rowdy... ♪
1339
01:21:34,473 --> 01:21:36,642
♪ R-O-W-D-Y! ♪
1340
01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:37,559
Whoa.
1341
01:21:41,063 --> 01:21:42,648
- Ready?
- Break!
1342
01:21:47,986 --> 01:21:48,821
Hike!
1343
01:21:53,659 --> 01:21:55,035
Go Jamey!
1344
01:21:55,494 --> 01:21:57,496
You moron! That's the wrong team.
1345
01:21:59,289 --> 01:22:00,124
Shit.
1346
01:22:10,968 --> 01:22:11,802
[phone dings]
1347
01:22:32,614 --> 01:22:35,784
Russ, I think kids are smoking pot
by the bathrooms again.
1348
01:22:35,868 --> 01:22:37,286
Yeah, yeah. Go check it out.
1349
01:22:38,287 --> 01:22:39,621
V got dumped.
1350
01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:43,584
How is this happening?
1351
01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:11,695
Too easy.
1352
01:23:14,031 --> 01:23:16,116
[girl About time
someone took her down a peg.
1353
01:23:27,544 --> 01:23:28,378
[whistle blows]
1354
01:23:37,930 --> 01:23:39,348
Jamey! You okay?
1355
01:23:40,224 --> 01:23:41,058
Jamey!
1356
01:23:41,517 --> 01:23:42,601
Call the medic!
1357
01:23:47,606 --> 01:23:50,234
[girl] Ronnie, Ronnie,
where are you going?
1358
01:23:53,737 --> 01:23:55,280
[boy] Felt so good!
1359
01:23:58,116 --> 01:23:59,910
Hey, hey. Alright, alright.
1360
01:24:00,244 --> 01:24:01,161
Here, look at me.
1361
01:24:02,371 --> 01:24:04,748
- How many fingers am I holding up?
- Two.
1362
01:24:05,541 --> 01:24:07,251
- Jamey!
- Sierra, wait!
1363
01:24:08,293 --> 01:24:09,878
- Sierra?
- Sierra,
1364
01:24:09,962 --> 01:24:12,089
why did you do this to me?
- Wait. Veronica.
1365
01:24:12,172 --> 01:24:15,217
- Are you cheating on me with Spence?
- No!
1366
01:24:15,300 --> 01:24:17,219
Jamey, I'm not.
And I'm not who you think I am,
1367
01:24:17,302 --> 01:24:18,804
and she's not who you think she is.
1368
01:24:18,887 --> 01:24:21,056
She's been pretending to be me
and I've been her,
1369
01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:23,183
and she's been catfishing you
this entire time.
1370
01:24:23,267 --> 01:24:25,519
No, okay, wait. Please, listen to me.
1371
01:24:25,602 --> 01:24:28,772
- You have to let me explain, okay, please.
- Wait, your voice.
1372
01:24:29,648 --> 01:24:32,109
- [coach] Alright, that's enough.
- Please, just give me a second.
1373
01:24:32,192 --> 01:24:33,360
[coach] Let's get outta here.
1374
01:24:34,945 --> 01:24:36,738
Just stay the hell away from me.
1375
01:24:38,907 --> 01:24:39,825
Both of you.
1376
01:24:43,245 --> 01:24:44,746
Why did you do this to me?
1377
01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:46,540
You kissed him.
1378
01:24:47,124 --> 01:24:48,125
I saw you kiss him.
1379
01:24:48,208 --> 01:24:50,877
Well, he thinks I'm you, remember?
That was the whole plan.
1380
01:24:52,045 --> 01:24:54,256
You whine about your looks,
1381
01:24:54,673 --> 01:24:56,883
but you've no idea what it's like
to be me.
1382
01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:01,138
I told you things I haven't told anyone.
1383
01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:03,307
You think I'm mean?
1384
01:25:03,974 --> 01:25:05,434
You should check the mirror,
1385
01:25:05,517 --> 01:25:08,020
because your looks are
the least ugly thing about you.
1386
01:25:18,822 --> 01:25:20,532
Sierra, Sierra.
1387
01:25:20,699 --> 01:25:22,117
Please tell me that wasn't you.
1388
01:25:24,411 --> 01:25:25,954
Come on, you hate Veronica.
1389
01:25:26,913 --> 01:25:28,332
Sierra, that was just wrong.
1390
01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:32,419
I don't even know who you are anymore.
1391
01:25:38,175 --> 01:25:39,718
Sierra, honey, what's wrong?
1392
01:25:40,385 --> 01:25:41,595
[crying] You know, it's...
1393
01:25:41,928 --> 01:25:45,599
it's easy for you to spout
your self-esteem BS,
1394
01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:47,934
but look at me.
1395
01:25:49,353 --> 01:25:54,441
Do you have any idea what it's like to be
a teenage girl and to look like this?
1396
01:25:57,611 --> 01:26:00,197
Of course not, because you're tiny,
1397
01:26:00,447 --> 01:26:01,990
you're tiny and you're beautiful
1398
01:26:02,074 --> 01:26:03,867
and you've always been beautiful.
1399
01:26:05,202 --> 01:26:07,412
And this is what you stuck me with.
1400
01:26:55,711 --> 01:26:57,713
[plays melancholy tune]
1401
01:27:17,023 --> 01:27:20,610
And thus concludes our unit on mitosis.
1402
01:27:21,862 --> 01:27:23,530
We now enter telophase,
1403
01:27:24,448 --> 01:27:26,199
during which the cell
1404
01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:28,201
cleaves apart forever
1405
01:27:28,785 --> 01:27:30,287
in two distinct cells.
1406
01:27:49,055 --> 01:27:50,348
About the assignment.
1407
01:27:50,599 --> 01:27:52,225
[Ms. T] I asked for a poem.
1408
01:27:52,309 --> 01:27:53,685
You turned in a song.
1409
01:27:53,769 --> 01:27:57,063
I know. I just really wanted to do
my own thing.
1410
01:27:57,147 --> 01:27:59,608
Your own thing was also late.
1411
01:28:03,111 --> 01:28:05,989
But it was emotional, raw...
1412
01:28:06,531 --> 01:28:08,784
and those are the marks of a true artist.
1413
01:28:08,867 --> 01:28:10,535
You are very special.
1414
01:28:11,328 --> 01:28:13,580
And I hope when the time comes,
1415
01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:16,792
you will allow me to write you
a college recommendation.
1416
01:28:17,751 --> 01:28:18,627
Thank you.
1417
01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:20,837
In the meantime,
1418
01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:22,881
whoever you wrote those words for,
1419
01:28:22,964 --> 01:28:24,841
you should tell him, or her...
1420
01:28:26,051 --> 01:28:29,513
both being equally valid choices.
1421
01:28:30,430 --> 01:28:31,264
I will.
1422
01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:41,274
Dad.
1423
01:28:42,526 --> 01:28:43,735
Can we talk?
1424
01:29:13,223 --> 01:29:14,683
I'm sorry I suck so bad.
1425
01:29:23,483 --> 01:29:24,526
You don't suck.
1426
01:29:26,111 --> 01:29:27,070
Okay, a little bit.
1427
01:29:30,115 --> 01:29:30,949
That's fair.
1428
01:29:34,035 --> 01:29:35,871
Still wanna go to homecoming with me?
1429
01:29:36,454 --> 01:29:37,372
Oh, hell no.
1430
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:41,626
But you should definitely save me
a dance, though.
1431
01:29:41,751 --> 01:29:43,962
If that's not too much to ask.
1432
01:29:44,963 --> 01:29:47,048
Alright, pound it.
1433
01:29:50,635 --> 01:29:52,345
So, how are you gonna fix this?
1434
01:29:52,971 --> 01:29:56,892
Since you're like, the biggest loser in
school now or whatever, maybe we can...
1435
01:30:02,147 --> 01:30:05,692
♪ Rose goes in glass vases ♪
1436
01:30:06,192 --> 01:30:09,112
♪ Perfect bodies, perfect faces ♪
1437
01:30:09,779 --> 01:30:14,409
♪ They all belong in magazines ♪
1438
01:30:16,494 --> 01:30:20,040
♪ Those girls the boys are chasing ♪
1439
01:30:20,498 --> 01:30:23,793
♪ Winning all the games they're playing ♪
1440
01:30:24,127 --> 01:30:28,715
♪ They're always in a different league ♪
1441
01:30:30,717 --> 01:30:35,513
♪ Stretching toward the sky
Like I don't care ♪
1442
01:30:37,891 --> 01:30:42,062
♪ Wishing you could see me
Standing there ♪
1443
01:30:44,022 --> 01:30:47,817
♪ But I'm a sunflower, a little funny ♪
1444
01:30:47,901 --> 01:30:51,613
♪ If I were a rose, maybe you'd want me ♪
1445
01:30:52,405 --> 01:30:55,742
♪ If I could, I'd change overnight ♪
1446
01:30:55,909 --> 01:30:58,870
♪ I'd turn into something you like ♪
1447
01:30:58,954 --> 01:31:02,707
♪ But I'm a sunflower, a little funny ♪
1448
01:31:02,791 --> 01:31:06,586
♪ If I were a rose, maybe you'd pick me ♪
1449
01:31:07,379 --> 01:31:10,507
♪ But I know you don't have a clue ♪
1450
01:31:10,590 --> 01:31:13,718
♪ This sunflower's waiting for you ♪
1451
01:31:14,052 --> 01:31:17,055
♪ Waiting for you ♪
1452
01:31:17,681 --> 01:31:21,476
♪ I'm a sunflower, a little funny ♪
1453
01:31:21,601 --> 01:31:25,271
♪ And if I were her, maybe you'd pick me ♪
1454
01:31:26,147 --> 01:31:29,317
♪ But I know you don't have a clue ♪
1455
01:31:29,776 --> 01:31:33,697
♪ This sunflower's waiting for you ♪
1456
01:31:33,905 --> 01:31:36,324
♪ Waiting for you ♪
1457
01:31:40,620 --> 01:31:41,454
Wow!
1458
01:31:43,164 --> 01:31:45,792
"Family like this has often
a deep sadness in it.
1459
01:31:46,668 --> 01:31:49,087
Nature, that great tragic dramatist,
1460
01:31:49,838 --> 01:31:52,674
knits us together by bone and muscle
1461
01:31:53,049 --> 01:31:56,261
and divides us by the subtler web
of our brains."
1462
01:32:00,223 --> 01:32:01,182
George Eliot.
1463
01:32:04,853 --> 01:32:06,479
Sierra, you are beautiful,
1464
01:32:07,439 --> 01:32:09,232
but you are so much more than that.
1465
01:32:10,191 --> 01:32:12,027
Look at your fine intellect,
1466
01:32:13,236 --> 01:32:14,696
and all that writing talent.
1467
01:32:16,531 --> 01:32:17,365
Dad...
1468
01:32:18,074 --> 01:32:21,327
it's terrifying growing up under
your shadow.
1469
01:32:22,412 --> 01:32:23,580
You're a genius.
1470
01:32:24,581 --> 01:32:27,667
Mom's gorgeous and successful.
1471
01:32:29,335 --> 01:32:30,378
I am...
1472
01:32:34,924 --> 01:32:36,176
I don't know what I am.
1473
01:32:39,637 --> 01:32:41,222
I'm neither of those things.
1474
01:32:45,518 --> 01:32:46,728
How can I top that?
1475
01:32:47,812 --> 01:32:49,230
Sierra, just be you.
1476
01:32:51,483 --> 01:32:54,027
So far you're pretty good
at finding your own way.
1477
01:32:57,572 --> 01:32:58,615
How about a hug?
1478
01:32:59,324 --> 01:33:00,992
From one sunflower to another.
1479
01:33:10,001 --> 01:33:11,836
You can't bring junk in here.
1480
01:33:12,378 --> 01:33:13,463
What if Scooter eats it?
1481
01:33:14,047 --> 01:33:15,090
That's the point.
1482
01:33:15,173 --> 01:33:16,758
You don't talk to me like that.
1483
01:33:17,133 --> 01:33:19,803
Your father would roll over in his grave.
1484
01:33:20,261 --> 01:33:21,304
Our dad's not dead.
1485
01:33:22,931 --> 01:33:23,807
Mom.
1486
01:33:27,519 --> 01:33:28,353
I know.
1487
01:33:30,438 --> 01:33:31,564
But he should be.
1488
01:33:33,942 --> 01:33:35,819
I'm sorry for what happened to you.
1489
01:33:38,530 --> 01:33:40,198
Dad's a level ten loser.
1490
01:33:41,616 --> 01:33:44,661
And you can't keep living your life
like everyone's gonna screw you over.
1491
01:33:48,414 --> 01:33:49,541
We need our Mom back.
1492
01:33:56,172 --> 01:33:57,006
Hi.
1493
01:34:08,184 --> 01:34:09,394
Shouldn't you get going?
1494
01:34:11,271 --> 01:34:14,190
Ironically, home is not where
you're supposed to spend homecoming.
1495
01:34:14,274 --> 01:34:18,403
Yeah, it's the beauty of going stag.
1496
01:34:18,486 --> 01:34:20,155
Nobody's waiting on me.
1497
01:34:21,489 --> 01:34:23,324
[Sierra's dad] Okay, you done, honey?
1498
01:34:23,408 --> 01:34:26,870
- Oh, yeah. Thank you.
- Yep.
1499
01:34:29,998 --> 01:34:31,416
- Sierra?
- Oh, yeah.
1500
01:34:44,637 --> 01:34:45,471
[phone dings]
1501
01:35:18,713 --> 01:35:20,006
- Honey?
- You going?
1502
01:35:29,933 --> 01:35:31,768
- [door opens]
- Oh, good.
1503
01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:57,627
- Hi.
- Hi.
1504
01:36:01,714 --> 01:36:03,633
What are you doing here?
1505
01:36:06,469 --> 01:36:07,804
I talked to Veronica.
1506
01:36:08,513 --> 01:36:09,389
The real one.
1507
01:36:11,557 --> 01:36:12,809
She played me your song.
1508
01:36:14,686 --> 01:36:15,770
She also had some...
1509
01:36:17,563 --> 01:36:19,899
arguments, in your favor.
1510
01:36:20,024 --> 01:36:22,151
I had no idea you taught her
the Socratic method.
1511
01:36:23,903 --> 01:36:24,779
It's impressive.
1512
01:36:28,533 --> 01:36:30,660
Look, Sierra, what you did was terrible.
1513
01:36:30,743 --> 01:36:32,954
I mean, bad, like, really bad,
1514
01:36:33,037 --> 01:36:34,247
- and...
- I know.
1515
01:36:34,622 --> 01:36:36,040
And I'm so sorry.
1516
01:36:38,501 --> 01:36:42,672
But do you ever feel sometimes
the world is conspiring against you?
1517
01:36:44,132 --> 01:36:46,676
- To tell you that you're not good enough.
- Yeah.
1518
01:36:46,759 --> 01:36:49,137
I get why you did it, I do, and...
1519
01:36:49,387 --> 01:36:51,556
honestly, had we not met
the way that we had,
1520
01:36:54,434 --> 01:36:56,144
maybe I wouldn't have noticed you.
1521
01:36:57,312 --> 01:36:59,480
I mean, you're not exactly
everybody's type
1522
01:36:59,564 --> 01:37:00,815
- and...
- Okay.
1523
01:37:01,607 --> 01:37:02,734
- Thanks.
- But...
1524
01:37:03,609 --> 01:37:04,485
But...
1525
01:37:07,447 --> 01:37:08,489
you're my type.
1526
01:37:09,782 --> 01:37:13,786
You are exactly my type. I mean,
1527
01:37:13,870 --> 01:37:17,915
you're smart and funny
and beautiful and talented.
1528
01:37:18,207 --> 01:37:21,127
I haven't been that impressed by a voice
1529
01:37:21,210 --> 01:37:24,172
on someone who's not famous
ever, like, ever.
1530
01:37:29,594 --> 01:37:30,595
For the record,
1531
01:37:32,472 --> 01:37:35,266
I think that roses are more like...
1532
01:37:35,850 --> 01:37:38,269
the bitchy supermodels of flowers.
1533
01:37:42,231 --> 01:37:44,067
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
1534
01:38:24,148 --> 01:38:25,608
Have we done that before?
1535
01:38:25,691 --> 01:38:27,568
[upbeat pop song plays]
1536
01:38:27,652 --> 01:38:30,863
Come on, let's get you to homecoming.
1537
01:38:30,947 --> 01:38:32,573
♪ We write love letters ♪
1538
01:38:32,657 --> 01:38:33,574
After you.
1539
01:38:34,283 --> 01:38:36,285
♪ Do you know ♪
1540
01:38:38,246 --> 01:38:43,376
♪ How I need before this
Don't know how ♪
1541
01:38:45,253 --> 01:38:50,091
♪ So let's ride this
Right into the sunset ♪
1542
01:38:50,174 --> 01:38:53,386
♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
I don't even care ♪
1543
01:38:54,846 --> 01:38:56,222
Can you give me one second?
1544
01:38:58,099 --> 01:38:58,933
I got a date!
1545
01:39:03,938 --> 01:39:05,565
Can you give me a sec?
1546
01:39:06,482 --> 01:39:07,442
I'll get drinks.
1547
01:39:09,735 --> 01:39:14,866
♪ Baby, you're a light, you're a light
You're a light in the dark ♪
1548
01:39:42,351 --> 01:39:44,979
Okay, you two cannot be best friends
without me.
1549
01:39:46,814 --> 01:39:47,690
Okay.
1550
01:40:47,166 --> 01:40:49,168
["Sunflower" plays]
1551
01:40:55,341 --> 01:40:59,220
Rose grows in glass vases
1552
01:40:59,887 --> 01:41:03,432
Perfect bodies, perfect faces
1553
01:41:03,975 --> 01:41:09,105
They all belong in magazines
1554
01:41:11,566 --> 01:41:15,903
Those girls the boys are chasing
1555
01:41:15,987 --> 01:41:19,782
Winning all the games they're playing
1556
01:41:20,241 --> 01:41:25,955
They're always in a different league
1557
01:41:27,790 --> 01:41:33,004
Stretching toward the sky
Like I don't care
1558
01:41:35,965 --> 01:41:41,387
Wishing you could see me standing there
1559
01:41:43,097 --> 01:41:46,934
But I'm a sunflower
A little funny
1560
01:41:47,018 --> 01:41:51,022
If I was a rose, maybe you'd want me
1561
01:41:52,023 --> 01:41:55,943
If I could, I'd change overnight
1562
01:41:56,027 --> 01:41:59,322
Turn into something you'd like
1563
01:41:59,405 --> 01:42:03,326
But I'm a sunflower, a little funny
1564
01:42:03,409 --> 01:42:08,205
If I was a rose
Maybe you would pick me
1565
01:42:08,289 --> 01:42:12,251
But I know you don't have a clue
1566
01:42:12,335 --> 01:42:15,254
This sunflower's waiting for you
1567
01:42:15,338 --> 01:42:17,465
Waiting for you
1568
01:42:24,555 --> 01:42:29,268
No thorns in this, to mention
1569
01:42:29,352 --> 01:42:33,356
Hiding this fear of rejection
1570
01:42:33,439 --> 01:42:38,944
This high, I've never felt so small
1571
01:42:40,946 --> 01:42:45,534
Not used to this attention
1572
01:42:45,618 --> 01:42:49,622
Part of me in suspension
1573
01:42:49,705 --> 01:42:55,002
I wish I didn't care at all
1574
01:42:56,879 --> 01:43:02,843
Stretching toward the sky
Like I don't care
1575
01:43:05,471 --> 01:43:10,267
Wishing you could see me standing there
1576
01:43:12,561 --> 01:43:16,607
But I'm a sunflower
A little funny
1577
01:43:16,691 --> 01:43:20,736
If I was a rose
Maybe you'd want me
1578
01:43:21,696 --> 01:43:25,616
If I could, I'd change overnight
1579
01:43:25,700 --> 01:43:28,744
Turn into something you'd like
1580
01:43:28,828 --> 01:43:32,790
But I'm a sunflower
A little funny
1581
01:43:32,873 --> 01:43:36,919
If I was a rose
Maybe you'd pick me
1582
01:43:37,002 --> 01:43:40,798
But I know you don't have a clue
1583
01:43:41,799 --> 01:43:46,762
This sunflower's waiting for you
Waiting for you
1584
01:44:01,402 --> 01:44:05,322
I'm a sunflower
A little funny
1585
01:44:05,406 --> 01:44:10,077
If I was a rose, maybe you'd pick me
1586
01:44:10,453 --> 01:44:14,290
But I know you don't have a clue
1587
01:44:14,373 --> 01:44:20,254
This sunflower's waiting for you
Waiting for you