1 00:00:45,156 --> 00:00:49,235 [BARNABAS]: It is said that blood is thicker than water. 2 00:00:49,410 --> 00:00:51,368 It is what defines us. 3 00:00:51,538 --> 00:00:54,208 Binds us. Curses us. 4 00:00:54,374 --> 00:00:55,915 [JOSHUA]: Come, my love. Let's go. 5 00:00:56,084 --> 00:00:57,163 Come, Barnabas. 6 00:00:58,085 --> 00:01:03,461 [BARNABAS]: For some, blood means a life of wealth and privilege. 7 00:01:03,633 --> 00:01:06,040 For others, a life of servitude. 8 00:01:06,970 --> 00:01:11,098 [WOMAN]: Angelique, how many times do I have to tell you not to stare at him? 9 00:01:11,265 --> 00:01:13,009 Remember your place. 10 00:01:15,395 --> 00:01:17,138 [BARNABAS]: When I was but a boy... 11 00:01:17,314 --> 00:01:22,058 my father took us to the New World to expand the Collins family empire. 12 00:01:22,235 --> 00:01:25,651 We brought English industry to the wilds of Maine... 13 00:01:26,073 --> 00:01:28,231 and built a fishing business... 14 00:01:28,408 --> 00:01:31,395 the likes of which America had never seen. 15 00:01:33,079 --> 00:01:35,749 [JOSHUA]: A man should take pride in what he builds. 16 00:01:36,666 --> 00:01:43,105 But remember, Barnabas, family is the only real wealth. Hm? 17 00:01:43,340 --> 00:01:44,668 [JOSHUA CHUCKLES] 18 00:01:46,134 --> 00:01:51,378 [BARNABAS]: As our business grew, the town of Collinsport grew with it... 19 00:01:51,557 --> 00:01:55,175 and we decided to put down permanent roots. 20 00:02:01,858 --> 00:02:06,604 We spent the next 15 years building our beloved home: 21 00:02:07,281 --> 00:02:08,941 Collinwood. 22 00:02:13,787 --> 00:02:18,450 But not everyone shared in our family's success. 23 00:02:19,418 --> 00:02:20,699 [SPEAKS IN FRENCH] 24 00:02:21,253 --> 00:02:25,251 Let me hear you say "I love you, Angelique. I want you". 25 00:02:31,306 --> 00:02:32,585 Angelique... 26 00:02:32,764 --> 00:02:34,757 I am sorry, my dear... 27 00:02:35,809 --> 00:02:37,802 but you would be hearing a lie. 28 00:02:42,817 --> 00:02:45,354 [WOMAN]: Make the high and mighty low... 29 00:02:45,527 --> 00:02:48,896 Arrogant creatures, down you go 30 00:02:55,079 --> 00:02:56,656 [THUNDER CRACKING] 31 00:02:59,501 --> 00:03:00,662 [THUNDER CRACKING] 32 00:03:02,420 --> 00:03:03,500 [THUMP] 33 00:03:05,507 --> 00:03:08,508 [BARNABAS]: Convinced my parents' death was no accident... 34 00:03:08,677 --> 00:03:13,053 I became obsessed with dark magic and ancient curses. 35 00:03:13,221 --> 00:03:16,343 "Lo! Above the gates of hell... 36 00:03:17,978 --> 00:03:20,017 he found a single letter. 37 00:03:21,022 --> 00:03:23,346 A letter proclaiming Satan's true name. 38 00:03:25,026 --> 00:03:26,935 Mephistopheles". 39 00:03:29,239 --> 00:03:34,529 But even then, in the depths of my grief, not all was darkness. 40 00:03:34,786 --> 00:03:38,286 For I had found my one true love. 41 00:03:39,249 --> 00:03:41,040 Promise we'll be together forever. 42 00:03:41,877 --> 00:03:44,332 God as my witness, Josette... 43 00:03:44,505 --> 00:03:46,496 I swear it. 44 00:03:54,514 --> 00:03:56,720 [BARNABAS]: Of all the servants I could have spurned... 45 00:03:57,101 --> 00:03:58,974 all the hearts I could have broken... 46 00:03:59,644 --> 00:04:02,515 I got the one with the secret. 47 00:04:02,689 --> 00:04:05,180 I got the witch. 48 00:04:05,817 --> 00:04:08,355 [ANGELIQUE]: If he doth another choose 49 00:04:08,528 --> 00:04:11,150 To lend his heart an eye 50 00:04:11,322 --> 00:04:14,692 Then magic shall the slighted use 51 00:04:14,869 --> 00:04:17,822 So all he loves will 52 00:04:19,081 --> 00:04:20,659 Die 53 00:04:22,417 --> 00:04:23,911 [BARNABAS]: Caught in Angelique's spell... 54 00:04:24,085 --> 00:04:27,123 my beloved Josette wandered helplessly towards Widow's Hill... 55 00:04:27,297 --> 00:04:31,341 where many a despondent soul had leapt to their death. 56 00:04:35,723 --> 00:04:37,265 Josette! 57 00:04:47,609 --> 00:04:49,153 Josette! 58 00:05:04,126 --> 00:05:05,953 Josette. 59 00:05:10,799 --> 00:05:12,424 Help me. 60 00:05:41,914 --> 00:05:46,162 Josette! 61 00:06:36,053 --> 00:06:38,544 What have you done?! 62 00:06:42,058 --> 00:06:43,517 [GRUNTING] 63 00:06:45,395 --> 00:06:48,231 [BARNABAS]: Angelique had cursed me to be a vampire... 64 00:06:48,399 --> 00:06:51,982 so that my suffering would never end. 65 00:07:06,917 --> 00:07:09,539 [CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 66 00:07:10,587 --> 00:07:11,998 There's the monster. 67 00:07:18,053 --> 00:07:20,674 [BARNABAS]: Resolved that I would never belong to her... 68 00:07:20,848 --> 00:07:23,255 Angelique turned the townspeople against me... 69 00:07:23,434 --> 00:07:27,514 and condemned me to suffer my anguish alone in the dark... 70 00:07:27,688 --> 00:07:28,719 [BARNABAS]: Let me out! 71 00:07:28,898 --> 00:07:30,013 for all time. 72 00:07:30,190 --> 00:07:32,563 [BARNABAS]: Let me out, I say! 73 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:36,230 Release me! 74 00:08:44,348 --> 00:08:47,019 Hello. My name is Maggie Ev... 75 00:08:55,819 --> 00:08:59,271 Hello. My name is Victoria Winters. 76 00:08:59,449 --> 00:09:01,903 Please, call me Vicky. 77 00:09:46,078 --> 00:09:49,743 So where are you from, Veronica? 78 00:09:49,915 --> 00:09:52,832 New York. And it's Victoria. 79 00:09:53,002 --> 00:09:56,869 [WOMAN 1]: "And it's Victoria". I love this chick, man. 80 00:09:57,048 --> 00:09:59,206 New York's a trip, huh? 81 00:09:59,383 --> 00:10:00,665 I guess. 82 00:10:03,722 --> 00:10:04,752 [MAN]: What about you? 83 00:10:04,931 --> 00:10:08,015 What brings a New York girl out to the sticks? 84 00:10:10,937 --> 00:10:13,060 An old friend. 85 00:11:00,945 --> 00:11:03,068 - [MAN 1]: Be cool. - [WOMAN]: Have a nice day. 86 00:11:03,239 --> 00:11:07,818 - [MAN 2]: Catch you later. - [WOMAN]: Take it easy, Veronica. 87 00:12:28,076 --> 00:12:30,399 Hello. I'm Victoria Winters. 88 00:12:30,577 --> 00:12:31,906 Congratulations. 89 00:12:32,914 --> 00:12:36,745 I'm here to see Ms. Stoddard about the governess position. 90 00:12:36,918 --> 00:12:39,834 Oh, yeah. Been expecting you. 91 00:12:40,296 --> 00:12:41,327 Come on. 92 00:12:43,090 --> 00:12:45,249 Sorry I didn't grab you down at the station. 93 00:12:45,426 --> 00:12:47,218 Damn wagon's been acting up. 94 00:12:47,387 --> 00:12:50,803 Miss Elizabeth won't spend the money to get her fixed. 95 00:12:51,307 --> 00:12:52,338 [VICTORIA]: It's beautiful. 96 00:12:53,267 --> 00:12:55,592 [WILLIE]: A bitch to dust is what it is. 97 00:12:56,855 --> 00:12:59,606 This place was designed for a staff of a hundred. 98 00:12:59,773 --> 00:13:01,019 Now they got a staff of me. 99 00:13:02,026 --> 00:13:04,065 Me and Mrs. Johnson. 100 00:13:04,237 --> 00:13:07,356 She's about as useful as a bucket without a bottom. 101 00:13:07,532 --> 00:13:11,779 Still, not every family has a house like this. 102 00:13:12,412 --> 00:13:14,286 Or a whole town named after them. 103 00:13:14,789 --> 00:13:15,951 Come again? 104 00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:18,284 Collins. "Collinsport". 105 00:13:20,087 --> 00:13:21,367 Never got that. 106 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:23,460 Who's that? 107 00:13:24,757 --> 00:13:26,300 [WILLIE]: Barnaby, maybe. 108 00:13:26,802 --> 00:13:28,628 Something with a "Barn" in it. 109 00:13:28,802 --> 00:13:30,879 One of the real important ones from way back. 110 00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:34,296 Back when they were rich, rich people. 111 00:13:34,476 --> 00:13:36,184 [ELIZABETH]: Barnabas. 112 00:13:36,895 --> 00:13:39,812 His name was Barnabas Collins. 113 00:13:40,273 --> 00:13:42,811 And he was the finest man this family ever knew. 114 00:13:44,111 --> 00:13:45,984 Welcome to Collinwood. 115 00:13:46,155 --> 00:13:48,823 You'll have to imagine us on a better day. 116 00:13:50,075 --> 00:13:52,151 The house has some 200 rooms... 117 00:13:52,327 --> 00:13:55,494 ...most closed off to save on heating. 118 00:13:56,540 --> 00:14:00,240 We don't even go in the old wing anymore. 119 00:14:00,502 --> 00:14:02,127 Sit. 120 00:14:02,295 --> 00:14:04,965 There are only seven of us, after all. 121 00:14:05,132 --> 00:14:07,123 My daughter, Carolyn, and I. 122 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:09,589 My brother, Roger, and his son, David. 123 00:14:10,972 --> 00:14:13,259 Willie, who you've met. 124 00:14:13,432 --> 00:14:16,516 Mrs. Johnson and Dr. Hoffman... 125 00:14:16,684 --> 00:14:21,313 ...who I suspect is sleeping off one of her legendary hangovers. 126 00:14:21,482 --> 00:14:24,352 And where is David's mother, if you don't mind my asking? 127 00:14:27,446 --> 00:14:29,817 Laura was lost at sea... 128 00:14:30,866 --> 00:14:32,277 ...when David was 5. 129 00:14:33,285 --> 00:14:38,030 He's had a rather difficult time accepting her passing. 130 00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:43,035 I brought Dr. Hoffman here to work with him for a month. 131 00:14:45,964 --> 00:14:48,088 That was three years ago. 132 00:14:50,761 --> 00:14:53,169 There are just a few questions, if you don't mind... 133 00:14:53,347 --> 00:14:55,719 ...that were not on the application. 134 00:14:56,351 --> 00:14:57,549 Of course. 135 00:15:01,563 --> 00:15:03,770 How do you feel about the president? 136 00:15:03,941 --> 00:15:05,019 Never met him. 137 00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,026 The war? 138 00:15:10,573 --> 00:15:11,984 I don't watch television. 139 00:15:13,826 --> 00:15:15,984 Do you think the sexes should be equal? 140 00:15:16,454 --> 00:15:18,078 Heavens, no. 141 00:15:18,246 --> 00:15:20,157 Men would become unmanageable. 142 00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:24,785 I think we'll get along just fine, Ms. Winters. 143 00:15:24,962 --> 00:15:27,998 Vicky. Please, call me Vicky. 144 00:15:28,174 --> 00:15:30,582 [IGGY POP' "I'M SICK OF YOU" PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 145 00:15:32,846 --> 00:15:33,925 Carolyn. 146 00:15:36,891 --> 00:15:39,262 Carolyn, this is Ms. Winters. 147 00:15:39,435 --> 00:15:43,303 Sick of hanging around your pad 148 00:15:44,024 --> 00:15:45,103 You're from New York? 149 00:15:45,984 --> 00:15:47,014 I am. 150 00:15:47,861 --> 00:15:49,569 What's Manhattan like? 151 00:15:49,737 --> 00:15:51,446 I'm going to live there when I'm 16. 152 00:15:52,573 --> 00:15:55,279 Carolyn has a fantasy that I'm going to allow this. 153 00:15:55,452 --> 00:15:58,951 And Mother has a fantasy I won't run away if she doesn't. 154 00:15:59,455 --> 00:16:01,614 So you're here to babysit the loony. 155 00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:04,285 What have I told you about using that word? 156 00:16:05,002 --> 00:16:06,580 I'm here to teach David. 157 00:16:07,048 --> 00:16:08,126 Good luck. 158 00:16:08,298 --> 00:16:10,789 None of the others have made it past a week. 159 00:16:11,968 --> 00:16:13,132 Ms. Winters. 160 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:15,927 Please, call me Vicky. 161 00:16:19,936 --> 00:16:22,472 [DONOVAN' "SEASON OF THE WITCH" PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 162 00:16:34,908 --> 00:16:37,150 [ROGER]: Chop-chop, Willie, I'm starving. 163 00:16:38,661 --> 00:16:41,496 And God help me if it's another bone-dry pot roast... 164 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,115 Who's this? 165 00:16:44,751 --> 00:16:46,993 Ms. Winters, this is my brother, Roger. 166 00:16:47,921 --> 00:16:50,626 Roger, Ms. Winters is to be David's new governess. 167 00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:52,295 Please, call me Vicky. 168 00:16:53,385 --> 00:16:54,845 It's nice to meet you. 169 00:16:55,012 --> 00:16:59,305 Yeah. Yeah. Nice to meet you. 170 00:17:00,434 --> 00:17:03,470 That it's strange 171 00:17:04,228 --> 00:17:05,973 [JULIA]: You're a liar. 172 00:17:07,315 --> 00:17:11,361 I can tell, you know. Just from a person's face. 173 00:17:11,779 --> 00:17:13,854 Yours says: 174 00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:17,944 "I might look sweet and innocent, but I have secrets. 175 00:17:18,286 --> 00:17:21,203 Secrets that'll make the hairs on your arms stand straight up". 176 00:17:21,372 --> 00:17:22,616 Leave her be, Julia. 177 00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:25,703 You're the doctor. 178 00:17:26,377 --> 00:17:29,293 Yeah. And you're "the nanny," and she's "the bitch". 179 00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:32,921 How do you ever expect us girls to advance... 180 00:17:33,092 --> 00:17:35,713 if we keep reducing each other to labels? 181 00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:39,675 So, Vicky, where'd you c...? 182 00:17:39,848 --> 00:17:43,052 Carolyn! Will you please turn that noise down? 183 00:17:48,357 --> 00:17:49,899 [MUSIC STOPS] 184 00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:08,408 [ELIZABETH]: David, this is Vicky. 185 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,411 She's going to be your new governess. 186 00:18:11,588 --> 00:18:12,704 [DAVID]: You ruined it! 187 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:14,924 I was gonna scare her. 188 00:18:15,635 --> 00:18:18,720 Damn it. What have I told you about cutting holes in the sheets? 189 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,430 Those are Egyptian cotton. 190 00:18:21,432 --> 00:18:23,093 I was gonna scare you. 191 00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:24,465 Were you scared? 192 00:18:24,644 --> 00:18:26,055 Terrified beyond belief. 193 00:18:28,231 --> 00:18:31,268 You don't have to be nice to him just because he's nuts, you know. 194 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,277 Carolyn... 195 00:18:33,486 --> 00:18:36,523 Carolyn touches herself. She makes noises like a kitten. 196 00:18:36,697 --> 00:18:38,940 - David. - You little shit. 197 00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:40,777 Carolyn. Enough, both of you. 198 00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:48,459 If I may, what is the family business? 199 00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:53,454 Seafood, Ms. Winters. We had a large cannery in town. 200 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,624 We still own a few fishing boats. 201 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,007 Rusty old boats that no one will hire. 202 00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:00,586 And David's mother's at the bottom with one of them. 203 00:19:00,930 --> 00:19:02,424 [ELIZABETH]: Carolyn, go to your room. 204 00:19:06,477 --> 00:19:09,811 Everybody in this house tiptoes around him, but no one cares how I feel! 205 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,766 [DOOR SLAMS] 206 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,065 She didn't die. 207 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,567 - She can't. - Enough, David. 208 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:24,782 Yes, David believes his mother has some kind of... 209 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,161 cyclical immortality. 210 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,957 Fascinating, really. 211 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,329 I feel her. 212 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:33,167 She talks to me. 213 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,338 All the time. 214 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,292 Well... 215 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,837 I think ghosts are just people... 216 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,849 who've moved into a slightly different dimension than ours. 217 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,716 And I think some people just have antennas strong enough to pick them up. 218 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,014 There's actually scientific evidence to support... 219 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,686 Thank you, Ms. Winters. 220 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,785 [VICTORIA]: David, you startled me. 221 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,116 Getting ready for Halloween? 222 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,271 He's coming. 223 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:16,108 He's coming. 224 00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:39,713 [THUMPING] 225 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,414 We hit something. 226 00:21:41,594 --> 00:21:43,467 [FOREMAN]: Let's dig it out. 227 00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:48,887 [MAN 1]: Get down here. 228 00:21:54,523 --> 00:21:56,147 What the hell is this? 229 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,439 [MAN 2]: Think it's a gas main? 230 00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:00,936 [MAN 3]: Not supposed to be any out here. 231 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:06,734 You've gotta be shitting me. Grab me some bolt cutters. 232 00:22:23,136 --> 00:22:24,759 [THUMPING] 233 00:22:26,472 --> 00:22:27,848 Jesus! 234 00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:30,309 [MAN 1 SCREAMING] 235 00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:33,514 [FOREMAN]: Run! 236 00:22:34,188 --> 00:22:35,848 [SCREAMS] 237 00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:42,017 [SCREAMING] 238 00:22:43,365 --> 00:22:44,526 [SCREAMS] 239 00:22:52,415 --> 00:22:54,206 [SCREAMING] 240 00:23:04,343 --> 00:23:06,383 I am terribly sorry. 241 00:23:06,554 --> 00:23:09,839 You cannot imagine how thirsty I am. 242 00:23:12,310 --> 00:23:14,054 [MAN GRUNTING] 243 00:23:25,031 --> 00:23:27,570 [MACHINE WHIRRING] 244 00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:31,076 Mephistopheles. 245 00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:46,419 Show yourself, Satan! 246 00:23:46,595 --> 00:23:49,548 Mock me not with your strange luminance! 247 00:24:14,373 --> 00:24:16,366 Curious terrain. 248 00:24:22,965 --> 00:24:24,791 What is this? 249 00:24:24,966 --> 00:24:27,374 Some specter approaches. 250 00:24:27,928 --> 00:24:31,547 It is the eyes of the devil himself, come to drag me to my judgment. 251 00:24:34,475 --> 00:24:36,302 Have at me, Lucifer. 252 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,098 My soul is prepared! 253 00:24:40,524 --> 00:24:41,936 [HORN HONKING] 254 00:24:42,985 --> 00:24:44,312 [MAN]: Asshole! 255 00:25:08,845 --> 00:25:11,086 [WOMEN CHATTERING] 256 00:25:25,653 --> 00:25:27,445 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 257 00:25:30,033 --> 00:25:31,989 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 258 00:26:11,115 --> 00:26:12,908 [BARNABAS]: My beloved Collinwood. 259 00:26:13,743 --> 00:26:16,032 What have they done to you? 260 00:26:18,957 --> 00:26:21,495 [WILLIE MUTTERING] 261 00:26:22,043 --> 00:26:25,496 [SINGING INDISTINCTLY] 262 00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:29,340 I'll keep on drinking and trust my... 263 00:26:29,592 --> 00:26:31,716 Hi, pumpkin. 264 00:26:34,848 --> 00:26:36,259 Fear me not, drunkard. 265 00:26:37,185 --> 00:26:38,726 You shall not be harmed... 266 00:26:38,894 --> 00:26:41,681 ...so long as you tell me all that I need to know. 267 00:26:44,150 --> 00:26:45,940 Well, here's all you need to know. 268 00:26:47,652 --> 00:26:49,609 See me, derelict. 269 00:26:51,073 --> 00:26:53,279 Look into my eyes... 270 00:26:53,451 --> 00:26:57,448 ...and deliver me your innermost thoughts. 271 00:27:00,791 --> 00:27:03,117 [SNORING] 272 00:27:03,627 --> 00:27:05,204 Awaken. 273 00:27:05,795 --> 00:27:07,421 Well done. 274 00:27:07,672 --> 00:27:10,590 Now, tell me, the Collins family... 275 00:27:11,509 --> 00:27:12,886 do they endure? 276 00:27:13,804 --> 00:27:16,047 A~yuh. There's four of them. 277 00:27:16,557 --> 00:27:18,300 Thank heaven. 278 00:27:18,475 --> 00:27:20,883 Pray, what month is it? 279 00:27:21,061 --> 00:27:24,395 October. That's why there's pumpkins. 280 00:27:24,566 --> 00:27:27,565 - What is the year? - '22. 281 00:27:27,735 --> 00:27:29,976 Wait. '21. 282 00:27:30,154 --> 00:27:32,824 A~yuh, 1972. 283 00:27:34,157 --> 00:27:36,696 1972? 284 00:27:38,705 --> 00:27:40,329 Hear me, future-dweller. 285 00:27:41,666 --> 00:27:43,788 You shall be my loyal servant... 286 00:27:43,959 --> 00:27:49,121 ...until such time as I release you. 287 00:27:52,552 --> 00:27:54,010 So, what first, master? 288 00:27:54,178 --> 00:27:57,013 You will cleanse me, miscreant. 289 00:27:57,180 --> 00:28:00,182 And then you will take me to these living Collinses you speak of. 290 00:28:00,894 --> 00:28:02,436 Okay. 291 00:28:02,604 --> 00:28:04,347 [DOOR CLOSES] 292 00:28:11,238 --> 00:28:14,938 [BARNABAS]: Have you ever seen such majesty? 293 00:28:15,117 --> 00:28:16,195 [WILLIE]: Every day. 294 00:28:16,575 --> 00:28:19,993 The perfect marriage of European elegance... 295 00:28:20,538 --> 00:28:23,112 and American enterprise. 296 00:28:25,710 --> 00:28:31,166 Nine of the finest craftsmen the world will ever know... 297 00:28:31,716 --> 00:28:36,047 lost digit, limb and life... 298 00:28:36,222 --> 00:28:39,887 in the process of carving these glorious pillars. 299 00:28:41,435 --> 00:28:45,646 And they all considered it worth the sacrifice, I assure you. 300 00:28:46,606 --> 00:28:51,149 The opulence and complexity of this magnificent chandelier... 301 00:28:52,362 --> 00:28:56,230 should only be found in the palaces of nobility. 302 00:28:57,908 --> 00:28:59,820 The fireplace... 303 00:29:00,496 --> 00:29:05,407 sculpted entirely of the most exquisite Carrara marble... 304 00:29:05,584 --> 00:29:08,538 from Firenze, Italia... 305 00:29:09,170 --> 00:29:14,248 each joint containing a single pearl. 306 00:29:19,514 --> 00:29:21,222 Are you stoned or something? 307 00:29:22,935 --> 00:29:25,391 They tried stoning me, my dear. 308 00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:26,843 It did not work. 309 00:29:29,316 --> 00:29:32,400 When did they start allowing women of the night on estate grounds? 310 00:29:32,944 --> 00:29:34,190 [DAVID]: Carolyn. 311 00:29:35,322 --> 00:29:37,612 - Look. - Ah, yes. 312 00:29:37,784 --> 00:29:39,775 Uncanny, is it not? 313 00:29:39,952 --> 00:29:42,525 Worth every hour I spent posing. 314 00:29:42,705 --> 00:29:47,533 Forgive me. My name is Barnabas Collins. 315 00:29:48,002 --> 00:29:51,086 I'm David Collins. 316 00:29:51,256 --> 00:29:53,662 - Are we...? - Related? 317 00:29:53,841 --> 00:29:55,383 Distantly, you might say. 318 00:29:56,927 --> 00:30:00,463 It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Master David. 319 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,098 Children! 320 00:30:02,641 --> 00:30:04,100 Get away from that man. 321 00:30:05,102 --> 00:30:07,226 [DAVID]: He says his name is Barnabas Collins. 322 00:30:07,479 --> 00:30:09,437 And I'm pretty sure he called me a hooker. 323 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,356 [ELIZABETH]: That'll do, Carolyn. 324 00:30:15,529 --> 00:30:17,486 A word, please. 325 00:30:19,992 --> 00:30:23,742 If this is some kind of ajoke, consider it played. 326 00:30:24,247 --> 00:30:28,079 If it's money you're after, I'm afraid you've been misinformed. 327 00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:31,951 But whoever you are, you're not to look at those children again. Am I clear? 328 00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:39,752 Your devotion to family... 329 00:30:40,138 --> 00:30:42,510 ...is admirable, madam. 330 00:30:42,681 --> 00:30:43,879 And your suspicion... 331 00:30:44,058 --> 00:30:45,173 [BUZZ] 332 00:30:45,561 --> 00:30:47,268 ...understandable. 333 00:30:48,939 --> 00:30:51,097 A stranger arrives... 334 00:30:51,274 --> 00:30:54,690 ...claiming to be a distant relation. 335 00:30:55,653 --> 00:30:58,489 The question of motive is to be expected. 336 00:31:03,036 --> 00:31:04,364 As a Collins... 337 00:31:05,705 --> 00:31:10,831 ...surely you are aware of the darkness that has long plagued our family. 338 00:31:11,962 --> 00:31:14,631 You mean our curse. 339 00:31:15,673 --> 00:31:19,421 Witches, ghosts and vampires. 340 00:31:20,845 --> 00:31:22,423 Myths. 341 00:31:24,057 --> 00:31:27,889 And like so many before you... 342 00:31:28,395 --> 00:31:30,637 ...I suppose you're here to rid us of them. 343 00:31:30,814 --> 00:31:32,556 For a price, of course. 344 00:31:34,776 --> 00:31:38,939 - I can prove that I am different. - Oh? 345 00:31:39,699 --> 00:31:42,366 Firstly, I do not come seeking money. 346 00:31:42,826 --> 00:31:45,033 Rather, to provide it. 347 00:31:45,788 --> 00:31:47,413 Secondly... 348 00:31:47,914 --> 00:31:52,245 ...I know the body of this mansion as well as I know my own. 349 00:31:53,295 --> 00:31:54,954 Every nook... 350 00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:57,420 ...every corner... 351 00:31:57,591 --> 00:31:59,917 ...every secret! 352 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:06,549 That's where I keep my macram�. 353 00:32:08,519 --> 00:32:10,678 A disgraceful misuse. 354 00:32:11,981 --> 00:32:13,640 Impressive. 355 00:32:15,568 --> 00:32:19,434 But there are plenty of old houses with hidden doors. 356 00:32:19,946 --> 00:32:22,438 I hope you have a "thirdly". 357 00:32:23,284 --> 00:32:24,447 Indeed. 358 00:32:24,952 --> 00:32:26,612 Tell me... 359 00:32:26,787 --> 00:32:28,579 ...what do you know... 360 00:32:29,289 --> 00:32:31,615 ...of Barnabas Collins? 361 00:32:31,792 --> 00:32:33,951 Just legends, really. 362 00:32:34,754 --> 00:32:37,210 He was confident and strong. 363 00:32:38,216 --> 00:32:40,124 Admired by all. 364 00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:42,672 But he believed our family was cursed... 365 00:32:42,845 --> 00:32:46,344 ...and when his parents were killed, he went mad. 366 00:32:46,516 --> 00:32:51,557 Went around insisting that a witch had turned him into a vampire. 367 00:32:52,479 --> 00:32:54,805 And what is known of his death? 368 00:32:55,274 --> 00:32:56,769 Nothing. 369 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,068 Not that I can think of. 370 00:32:59,236 --> 00:33:00,814 That, madam... 371 00:33:01,614 --> 00:33:03,323 ...is because he never died. 372 00:33:13,668 --> 00:33:15,743 [WOLF HOWLING] 373 00:33:22,886 --> 00:33:26,587 I am Barnabas Collins. 374 00:33:32,021 --> 00:33:33,183 That means you're... 375 00:33:33,355 --> 00:33:36,724 A vampire, madam. Yes. 376 00:33:37,692 --> 00:33:39,103 And most regrettably so. 377 00:33:42,531 --> 00:33:46,280 But more importantly, I am a Collins. 378 00:33:46,743 --> 00:33:48,369 And I give you my word of honor: 379 00:33:49,245 --> 00:33:55,830 Neither you nor any under this roof need fear my cursed nature. 380 00:34:14,146 --> 00:34:19,057 My father had quite a flair for secret passages and rooms. 381 00:34:19,233 --> 00:34:20,943 [MOUSE SQUEALING] 382 00:34:21,112 --> 00:34:26,106 As a boy, I took it upon myself to discover each one. 383 00:34:26,282 --> 00:34:27,481 But this one... 384 00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:31,610 This one was always my favorite. 385 00:34:32,081 --> 00:34:37,953 "Family is the only real wealth," he would often remark. 386 00:34:39,463 --> 00:34:40,542 Though clearly... 387 00:34:41,465 --> 00:34:45,297 he was not opposed to other kinds. 388 00:34:47,305 --> 00:34:49,262 [ELIZABETH]: Oh, my God. 389 00:34:50,140 --> 00:34:54,090 We've been sitting on top of a fortune all these years. 390 00:34:56,773 --> 00:34:58,646 Know this: 391 00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:01,141 I mean to stay. 392 00:35:02,612 --> 00:35:05,530 I mean to be a part of this family again. 393 00:35:06,490 --> 00:35:08,282 On one condition. 394 00:35:08,702 --> 00:35:09,946 Yes. 395 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,326 Promise me that this... 396 00:35:12,496 --> 00:35:16,364 all of this, will remain our secret. 397 00:35:18,294 --> 00:35:19,753 So be it. 398 00:35:21,965 --> 00:35:23,127 Partners. 399 00:35:29,096 --> 00:35:32,715 Welcome home, Barnabas Collins. 400 00:35:35,353 --> 00:35:37,226 I was awakened... 401 00:35:37,773 --> 00:35:41,306 by a yellow dragon with iron teeth. 402 00:35:41,650 --> 00:35:47,606 Confronted by a giant letter M with the luminance of a thousand lanterns. 403 00:35:48,575 --> 00:35:50,568 He's not staying with us forever, is he? 404 00:35:51,911 --> 00:35:52,989 [DAVID]: I like him. 405 00:35:53,579 --> 00:35:57,827 Yes, well, I'm sure things are very different in England. 406 00:35:58,501 --> 00:36:02,450 So, Barnabas, what sort of business are you in back home? 407 00:36:02,672 --> 00:36:07,002 The Collins family has always been in the fishing business. 408 00:36:07,178 --> 00:36:09,253 But after two centuries of consideration... 409 00:36:09,429 --> 00:36:12,798 I have decided to devote the entirety of my energies... 410 00:36:12,975 --> 00:36:15,976 to family. 411 00:36:16,686 --> 00:36:20,270 He means it seemed like two centuries. 412 00:36:22,025 --> 00:36:23,519 Morning. 413 00:36:28,031 --> 00:36:29,146 Who the hell is this? 414 00:36:30,117 --> 00:36:35,953 Dr. Hoffman, this is our distant relative, Barnabas Collins. 415 00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:37,998 The Third. 416 00:36:38,166 --> 00:36:42,331 Barnabas Collins lll is going to stay with us from England. 417 00:36:42,505 --> 00:36:45,541 Barnabas? Dr. Julia Hoffman. 418 00:36:47,717 --> 00:36:49,212 My God... 419 00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:52,008 a woman doctor. 420 00:36:52,431 --> 00:36:54,222 What an age this is. 421 00:36:56,268 --> 00:36:57,548 Is he for real? 422 00:36:58,938 --> 00:37:01,394 I think he's just tired from his long trip. 423 00:37:03,108 --> 00:37:05,184 I see that you have grown desperate enough... 424 00:37:05,361 --> 00:37:08,066 ...to sell off the prized family silverware. 425 00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,564 How could you tell? These are exact replicas. 426 00:37:10,741 --> 00:37:13,066 Had this fork been real silver... 427 00:37:13,243 --> 00:37:18,203 ...my hand would have burst into flames upon its slightest touch. 428 00:37:20,418 --> 00:37:24,545 Yes, you mentioned you have a terrible metal allergy. 429 00:37:26,256 --> 00:37:29,626 Anyway, the fishing business is all but gone. 430 00:37:29,803 --> 00:37:32,554 The manor is nearly in ruins. 431 00:37:33,182 --> 00:37:34,840 Well, I have returned. 432 00:37:35,016 --> 00:37:39,261 And in short order, so shall our fortunes. 433 00:37:39,687 --> 00:37:41,429 Huh. Good luck. 434 00:37:41,606 --> 00:37:44,014 Angie has deals with most of the boats in Maine. 435 00:37:44,192 --> 00:37:46,102 - "Angie"? - [ELIZABETH]: Angelbay. 436 00:37:46,736 --> 00:37:50,235 They've taken just about every port on the East Coast. 437 00:37:50,781 --> 00:37:53,948 Then that is where my work begins. And with your blessing... 438 00:37:54,411 --> 00:37:58,455 I shall restore the family business to its former glory. 439 00:38:01,417 --> 00:38:02,995 Josette. 440 00:38:04,961 --> 00:38:06,126 [DAVID]: That's Vicky. 441 00:38:06,548 --> 00:38:08,291 She believes in ghosts, like me. 442 00:38:14,555 --> 00:38:15,635 [VICTORIA]: Hi. 443 00:38:18,310 --> 00:38:19,804 Enchanted. 444 00:38:19,978 --> 00:38:22,552 Surely you do not let them call you "Vicky". 445 00:38:23,273 --> 00:38:26,606 A name like Victoria is so beautiful... 446 00:38:26,776 --> 00:38:30,726 I could not bear to part with a single syllable of it. 447 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,651 Yeah, well... 448 00:38:34,326 --> 00:38:36,568 money might grow on trees where you're from... 449 00:38:36,744 --> 00:38:39,235 but it's a little harder to come by here. 450 00:38:39,414 --> 00:38:41,454 Do not concern yourself with my methods. 451 00:38:41,834 --> 00:38:43,931 I should like to see the factory immediately. 452 00:38:43,932 --> 00:38:45,832 How soon can the horses be ready? 453 00:38:46,296 --> 00:38:48,585 We don't have horses. 454 00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:50,800 We have a Chevy. 455 00:38:55,347 --> 00:38:58,264 [WOMAN]: Hey, Angie, have a great day! 456 00:38:58,433 --> 00:39:01,304 - [MAN 1]: Morning, Angie! - [BOY]: Hi, Angie! 457 00:39:01,478 --> 00:39:03,186 [MAN 2]: Morning! 458 00:39:31,383 --> 00:39:36,176 [MAN]: One of the seamers blew a clutch. It'll be two hours before it's back online. 459 00:39:36,347 --> 00:39:39,264 [ANGELIQUE]: Make it an hour. And start cracking the whip out here. 460 00:39:39,433 --> 00:39:42,055 Everybody looks like they're moving at half speed today. 461 00:39:42,437 --> 00:39:46,350 Tell you the truth, I think they're a little spooked about what happened last night. 462 00:39:46,524 --> 00:39:48,231 - What do you mean? - Didn't you hear? 463 00:39:48,401 --> 00:39:51,520 They found 11 workers dead in the woods off Route 9 this morning. 464 00:39:51,696 --> 00:39:53,071 [ANGELIQUE]: Well, accidents happen. 465 00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:57,616 It wasn't an accident. Some maniac ripped their throats out. 466 00:39:58,703 --> 00:40:00,908 Where off Route 9? 467 00:40:02,081 --> 00:40:03,575 [POLICE SIREN WAILING] 468 00:40:06,210 --> 00:40:09,910 [MAN]: Yeah, Helen, it's me. Yeah, you heard me right. It's carnage here. 469 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,566 [WILLIE]: All right! I heard you the first 20 times. 470 00:40:31,736 --> 00:40:33,859 Keep your damn panties... 471 00:40:34,989 --> 00:40:37,776 - on. - I'll do my best. 472 00:40:37,950 --> 00:40:40,075 A word with Barnabas Collins, please. 473 00:40:40,245 --> 00:40:42,915 Oh, he's, um... Who? 474 00:40:43,082 --> 00:40:45,785 Oh, I think you know who. 475 00:40:45,958 --> 00:40:48,449 Black hair, handsome features. 476 00:40:48,628 --> 00:40:51,629 Strange clothes covered in fresh blood. 477 00:40:58,513 --> 00:41:03,935 My, we've let this place go to hell, haven't we? 478 00:41:04,102 --> 00:41:07,306 Right where it belongs. 479 00:41:08,690 --> 00:41:12,558 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 480 00:41:12,903 --> 00:41:13,933 [GASPS] 481 00:41:14,987 --> 00:41:16,447 You must be Carolyn. 482 00:41:17,157 --> 00:41:18,949 You're like a hungry tiger 483 00:41:19,117 --> 00:41:22,568 We're growing into quite the fetching creature. 484 00:41:22,746 --> 00:41:23,944 [ELIZABETH]: Angelique. 485 00:41:24,497 --> 00:41:25,576 Elizabeth. 486 00:41:29,461 --> 00:41:31,003 You're looking well. 487 00:41:31,839 --> 00:41:34,294 And to what do we owe the pleasure? 488 00:41:34,550 --> 00:41:39,758 I'm here on behalf of the town council to welcome our new visitor to Collinsport. 489 00:41:40,723 --> 00:41:42,596 He's asleep, I'm afraid. 490 00:41:42,975 --> 00:41:45,929 During the day? How odd. 491 00:41:46,102 --> 00:41:49,471 [BARNABAS]: What was that infernal banging? 492 00:41:49,648 --> 00:41:51,476 Barnabas, we have a guest. 493 00:41:51,650 --> 00:41:54,189 My apologies, madam. I have just arisen. 494 00:41:54,736 --> 00:41:56,527 You must think me a fright. Miss? 495 00:41:56,948 --> 00:41:58,192 [ANGELIQUE]: Hello, Barnabas. 496 00:42:01,202 --> 00:42:04,037 My name is Angie Bouchard. 497 00:42:05,206 --> 00:42:06,784 So it is. 498 00:42:09,042 --> 00:42:12,292 Do you know what I would very much like to do with you? 499 00:42:13,088 --> 00:42:15,165 I can only imagine. 500 00:42:16,175 --> 00:42:19,379 I would very much like to have a word in the drawing room. 501 00:42:19,553 --> 00:42:22,839 With your permission, Elizabeth. Would you excuse us? 502 00:42:23,850 --> 00:42:27,599 How dare you defile my manor with your noxious...? 503 00:42:34,401 --> 00:42:36,560 [ANGELIQUE]: Mmm. 504 00:42:37,863 --> 00:42:40,153 It's really you. 505 00:42:42,785 --> 00:42:46,403 How dare you place your wicked lips upon me? 506 00:42:46,747 --> 00:42:49,369 I remember this place being less depressing. 507 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:55,917 I also remember the two of us having a lot of fun. 508 00:42:56,091 --> 00:42:57,169 Here... 509 00:42:57,341 --> 00:42:58,884 [PIANO PLAYS] 510 00:42:59,552 --> 00:43:01,344 and... 511 00:43:03,598 --> 00:43:05,140 here. 512 00:43:05,309 --> 00:43:08,511 Have you any idea what you put me through? 513 00:43:08,687 --> 00:43:12,684 You killed the woman I love and cursed me to be this hideous creature. 514 00:43:12,857 --> 00:43:14,601 Barnabas, get over it. 515 00:43:14,777 --> 00:43:17,612 Locked in a box for 200 years! 516 00:43:17,780 --> 00:43:21,942 Don't exaggerate, it was only 196. 517 00:43:22,117 --> 00:43:24,026 It was an eternity. 518 00:43:25,453 --> 00:43:28,739 I shall have you tried for witchcraft and burnt at the stake. 519 00:43:28,915 --> 00:43:30,624 [ANGELIQUE LAUGHS] 520 00:43:31,084 --> 00:43:33,290 Poor, sweet Barnabas. 521 00:43:33,462 --> 00:43:37,293 Things have changed while you were taking your little nap. 522 00:43:38,216 --> 00:43:42,759 My Angelbay is Collinsport now. 523 00:43:42,929 --> 00:43:47,140 So you are the one who has sent the Collins family business into the abyss. 524 00:43:47,309 --> 00:43:49,016 They love me here. 525 00:43:49,185 --> 00:43:52,722 I'm the only big fish left in their little pond. 526 00:43:52,898 --> 00:43:54,606 Is that so? 527 00:43:54,774 --> 00:43:57,978 And do the good people of Collinsport know that their beloved Angie... 528 00:43:58,152 --> 00:43:59,979 ...is a whore of Beelzebub? 529 00:44:00,321 --> 00:44:04,652 Heh. Do you really think anyone would believe a word you said? 530 00:44:04,826 --> 00:44:08,409 I've been an upstanding member of this community for 200 years... 531 00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:11,071 ...in one form or another. 532 00:44:11,499 --> 00:44:16,708 Your name may have changed, but you remain the succubus of Satan. 533 00:44:16,881 --> 00:44:18,920 Harlot of the devil. Vulgar...! 534 00:44:20,009 --> 00:44:22,001 [BARNABAS SIZZLES] 535 00:44:22,469 --> 00:44:25,174 The people of Collinsport are my worshippers now. 536 00:44:25,598 --> 00:44:26,678 And to them... 537 00:44:26,849 --> 00:44:30,015 ...you're just a stranger who's afraid of the sun. 538 00:44:33,230 --> 00:44:37,357 Welcome back to the shadows, Barnabas Collins. 539 00:44:37,985 --> 00:44:39,693 I've missed you. 540 00:44:49,622 --> 00:44:51,366 Angelbay. 541 00:44:51,707 --> 00:44:56,036 The very audacity of the name summons vomit into the recesses of my mouth. 542 00:44:56,211 --> 00:45:00,873 I always knew there was something off about Angie. But a witch? 543 00:45:01,050 --> 00:45:02,675 Indeed. 544 00:45:02,844 --> 00:45:06,544 But a witch with an impenetrable hatred of me. 545 00:45:06,848 --> 00:45:08,128 Hate? 546 00:45:08,307 --> 00:45:11,675 No, if she merely hated you, she would've killed you. 547 00:45:11,852 --> 00:45:15,056 A curse takes devotion. 548 00:45:15,231 --> 00:45:16,691 Why must I alone... 549 00:45:17,067 --> 00:45:21,360 ...bear the rotten fruit of our cursed family tree? 550 00:45:22,070 --> 00:45:25,072 My parents, taken. 551 00:45:25,408 --> 00:45:27,816 [SYNTHESIZER PLAYS MELLOW MUSIC] 552 00:45:28,411 --> 00:45:31,744 My true love, taken. 553 00:45:31,914 --> 00:45:33,077 [SYNTHESIZER PLAYS LONG NOTE] 554 00:45:33,249 --> 00:45:34,659 And what did you do? 555 00:45:37,171 --> 00:45:40,255 I attempted to throw myself from a cliff. 556 00:45:40,423 --> 00:45:42,914 Tragically, to no avail. 557 00:45:43,426 --> 00:45:44,885 And then... 558 00:45:45,678 --> 00:45:48,085 ...I became a vampire... 559 00:45:48,724 --> 00:45:52,388 ...and started to kill innocent townspeople. 560 00:45:52,561 --> 00:45:54,434 [SYNTHESIZER PLAYS LONG NOTE] 561 00:45:55,939 --> 00:45:57,054 [MUSIC STOPS] 562 00:45:57,231 --> 00:45:58,774 Yes... 563 00:45:59,108 --> 00:46:02,727 ...but you also kept the family business afloat... 564 00:46:02,905 --> 00:46:06,072 ...and tried to keep the manor from falling apart. 565 00:46:07,951 --> 00:46:09,528 Yes. 566 00:46:09,827 --> 00:46:11,108 Yes, I did, didn't I? 567 00:46:11,288 --> 00:46:14,574 You fought on, Barnabas. 568 00:46:15,126 --> 00:46:20,284 In your own crazy and miserable way, you fought on... 569 00:46:20,463 --> 00:46:23,963 ...until they had to drag you away and lock you in an iron box... 570 00:46:24,134 --> 00:46:26,804 ...to keep you from fighting. - My God, you're right. 571 00:46:26,970 --> 00:46:29,296 You fought on because it's in your blood. 572 00:46:29,472 --> 00:46:31,762 In our blood, madam. 573 00:46:31,933 --> 00:46:34,969 And now you have a chance to fight again. 574 00:46:36,313 --> 00:46:39,682 And fight I shall. 575 00:47:01,089 --> 00:47:02,286 [HAMMER POUNDING] 576 00:47:34,622 --> 00:47:36,081 [MICE SQUEALING] 577 00:48:29,887 --> 00:48:33,219 Just the same for you and me 578 00:48:33,390 --> 00:48:37,767 All I need will be mine if you are here 579 00:48:37,936 --> 00:48:40,509 I'm on the top of the world looking down 580 00:48:40,939 --> 00:48:44,189 What sorcery is this? 581 00:48:45,944 --> 00:48:49,064 Reveal yourself, tiny songstress! 582 00:48:52,117 --> 00:48:54,110 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 583 00:49:23,191 --> 00:49:25,183 [YAWNING] 584 00:49:30,406 --> 00:49:32,362 [BELL RINGING] 585 00:49:32,532 --> 00:49:34,241 [CAMERAS CLICKING] 586 00:49:50,843 --> 00:49:53,334 [ROCK PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 587 00:49:54,721 --> 00:49:57,971 You want fishermen, you gotta get Silas Clarney first. 588 00:49:58,142 --> 00:50:01,392 He's got the ear of every captain from Bar Harbor to Boston. 589 00:50:01,562 --> 00:50:04,682 They call him the "Godfather of the Grand Banks". 590 00:50:05,524 --> 00:50:08,608 Excuse me. Captain Clarney? 591 00:50:12,574 --> 00:50:17,235 Captain Clarney, I'd like you to meet Barnabas Collins. 592 00:50:19,038 --> 00:50:20,532 Collins? 593 00:50:20,998 --> 00:50:25,044 And why does a Collins want to talk to me? 594 00:50:31,342 --> 00:50:33,548 To offer you a contract. 595 00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:35,512 I have a contract... 596 00:50:35,972 --> 00:50:37,217 ...with Angelbay. 597 00:50:38,100 --> 00:50:41,184 And if I told you I could offer you a better one? 598 00:50:41,561 --> 00:50:46,982 Then, Mr. Collins, I would tell you to take a long walk off a short pier. 599 00:50:47,693 --> 00:50:52,484 There is such a thing as loyalty in our line of work. 600 00:50:53,739 --> 00:50:55,234 I see. 601 00:50:56,742 --> 00:50:58,238 Mr. Clarney... 602 00:51:01,582 --> 00:51:04,666 ...you have grown rather weary of working for Angelbay. 603 00:51:05,751 --> 00:51:10,166 In fact, you would rather sell your soul to Satan... 604 00:51:10,924 --> 00:51:13,415 ...than sell another fish to Angelique Bouchard. 605 00:51:13,594 --> 00:51:15,919 Do you understand? 606 00:51:17,430 --> 00:51:19,090 I... 607 00:51:19,599 --> 00:51:21,093 ...understand. 608 00:51:21,267 --> 00:51:23,142 Very good. 609 00:51:24,104 --> 00:51:25,515 Now... 610 00:51:26,148 --> 00:51:28,436 if you would be so kind as to introduce me... 611 00:51:28,608 --> 00:51:31,099 to some of your fellow captains... 612 00:51:43,582 --> 00:51:45,457 [DOOR CREAKING] 613 00:51:46,794 --> 00:51:49,795 [WOLF HOWLING] 614 00:52:32,714 --> 00:52:36,001 Barnabas? Why are you staring into Carolyn's room? 615 00:52:36,677 --> 00:52:38,670 What is that thing? 616 00:52:39,597 --> 00:52:41,007 [JULIA]: It's a lamp. 617 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,891 It looks like a pulsating blood urn. 618 00:52:45,729 --> 00:52:48,516 I think it's time I showed you my office, Barnabas. 619 00:52:49,148 --> 00:52:51,639 [JULIA]: Do you know what a psychiatrist is? 620 00:52:51,818 --> 00:52:54,189 Regrettably, the word is foreign to me. 621 00:52:54,362 --> 00:52:57,981 May I assume it is some species of American delicacy? 622 00:52:58,991 --> 00:53:03,036 It's a medical doctor that specializes in disorders of the mind. 623 00:53:03,205 --> 00:53:06,573 - I'm a psychiatrist. - Hm. 624 00:53:07,208 --> 00:53:10,210 Now, where were you born? 625 00:53:10,879 --> 00:53:13,833 - Liverpool. - Can you describe it for me? 626 00:53:14,007 --> 00:53:15,549 Filthy. 627 00:53:15,717 --> 00:53:18,041 The air is choked with soot and the streets reek... 628 00:53:18,219 --> 00:53:20,343 ...of freshly hurled chamber pots. 629 00:53:20,513 --> 00:53:23,550 The smell of urine permeates the air. 630 00:53:25,894 --> 00:53:28,218 Have you any experience with hypnotism, Barnabas? 631 00:53:29,063 --> 00:53:31,470 I find it very useful, yes. 632 00:53:31,858 --> 00:53:33,566 Yes, I agree. 633 00:53:34,903 --> 00:53:36,480 You see... 634 00:53:37,071 --> 00:53:41,899 ...sometimes we make up a fantasy world... 635 00:53:42,077 --> 00:53:44,747 ...to help us erase horrible memories from our past. 636 00:53:45,581 --> 00:53:48,831 I find hypnotism cuts through all that. 637 00:53:50,085 --> 00:53:53,251 I employ it for other purposes. 638 00:53:53,672 --> 00:53:55,664 May I hypnotize you, Barnabas? 639 00:53:56,717 --> 00:53:58,377 Madam... 640 00:53:58,553 --> 00:54:02,253 I do not believe that remotely possi... 641 00:54:05,767 --> 00:54:07,226 Good. 642 00:54:10,398 --> 00:54:11,939 Now... 643 00:54:12,399 --> 00:54:15,020 I'd like you to tell me a few things. 644 00:54:17,363 --> 00:54:18,441 A vampire? 645 00:54:19,447 --> 00:54:21,820 [ELIZABETH]: Keep your voice down. 646 00:54:22,117 --> 00:54:24,360 What on earth are you talking about? 647 00:54:24,536 --> 00:54:28,486 Oh, spare me. I had him under hypnosis for hours. 648 00:54:28,665 --> 00:54:30,125 Barnabas? 649 00:54:30,292 --> 00:54:32,963 There's a point where delusions fail, but his didn't budge. 650 00:54:33,129 --> 00:54:34,707 He told me everything... 651 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,585 including that you've known his secret since he arrived! 652 00:54:37,759 --> 00:54:40,546 - Why didn't you say anything? - I was protecting the children. 653 00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:43,721 Oh, by letting a vampire use one of the guest bedrooms? 654 00:54:43,890 --> 00:54:46,594 He admitted killing those men at the construction site. 655 00:54:46,768 --> 00:54:49,259 - He's a murderer. - He's a Collins and a good man... 656 00:54:49,437 --> 00:54:52,722 ...and these days, that's a desperately rare combination. 657 00:54:52,898 --> 00:54:55,604 Oh, yes, I almost forgot, the family that can do no wrong. 658 00:54:55,777 --> 00:54:57,934 You know, Julia, I'm surprised at you. 659 00:54:58,488 --> 00:55:03,280 I'd think a physician like you would find him fascinating. 660 00:55:04,743 --> 00:55:06,072 Well, sure. 661 00:55:06,245 --> 00:55:11,241 Medically, psychologically and physically, he's fascinating. 662 00:55:11,626 --> 00:55:14,662 Which is exactly why I came to you instead of the police. 663 00:55:14,838 --> 00:55:17,244 Then be fascinated, Julia. 664 00:55:18,007 --> 00:55:22,172 And if you have an ounce of love or respect for this family... 665 00:55:22,345 --> 00:55:24,172 keep your mouth shut. 666 00:55:25,390 --> 00:55:28,012 [CAROLYN]: I don't feel comfortable discussing this with you. 667 00:55:28,184 --> 00:55:29,892 [BARNABAS]: Do not fear, my child. 668 00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:34,605 I simply seek advice on the art of courting a woman of this time. 669 00:55:34,775 --> 00:55:35,805 Land. 670 00:55:36,359 --> 00:55:40,191 And who better to tutor me than a woman of your age? 671 00:55:40,530 --> 00:55:42,023 What is your age, if I may? 672 00:55:42,823 --> 00:55:46,656 - Fifteen. - Fifteen and no husband. 673 00:55:46,829 --> 00:55:49,365 You must put those birthing hips to good use at once... 674 00:55:49,539 --> 00:55:52,872 ...lest your womb shrivel up and die. 675 00:55:53,334 --> 00:55:54,710 You're weird. 676 00:55:55,128 --> 00:55:58,911 But do you think me too weird for a woman of this... 677 00:55:59,090 --> 00:56:00,206 ...land? 678 00:56:00,383 --> 00:56:02,672 You obviously mean Vicky. 679 00:56:05,262 --> 00:56:10,341 She has the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon. 680 00:56:11,228 --> 00:56:12,723 You're way too weird. 681 00:56:13,355 --> 00:56:14,730 Do you really think so? 682 00:56:15,398 --> 00:56:18,815 You're all stiff, proper and old-fashioned. 683 00:56:20,362 --> 00:56:22,106 And Victoria... 684 00:56:22,865 --> 00:56:25,700 ...is she not proper? 685 00:56:26,243 --> 00:56:29,446 She likes to pretend she's rock 'n ' roll. 686 00:56:29,621 --> 00:56:32,160 She's a Carpenters kind of chick for sure. 687 00:56:33,667 --> 00:56:37,001 Do you mean to say that she has a penchant for woodworkers? 688 00:56:37,170 --> 00:56:39,328 The Carpenters are musicians, stupid. 689 00:56:40,548 --> 00:56:42,589 Ah, music. 690 00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:46,923 Yes, I'm rather fond of the music of the day. 691 00:56:49,892 --> 00:56:51,765 [SPEAKING LYRICS] I am a picker 692 00:56:51,936 --> 00:56:54,558 I am a grinner 693 00:56:54,731 --> 00:56:56,769 I am a lover 694 00:56:57,442 --> 00:57:00,941 And I am a sinner 695 00:57:01,653 --> 00:57:03,112 I play my music 696 00:57:04,448 --> 00:57:05,823 In the sun 697 00:57:05,990 --> 00:57:07,403 [HAND SIZZLES] 698 00:57:08,953 --> 00:57:11,111 If only Shakespeare had been as eloquent. 699 00:57:11,289 --> 00:57:12,996 Okay. 700 00:57:13,624 --> 00:57:16,828 If you wanna get with her, you're gonna have to change your approach. 701 00:57:17,002 --> 00:57:19,328 Drop the whole weird Swinging London thing... 702 00:57:19,505 --> 00:57:21,877 and hang out with a few normal people. 703 00:57:22,758 --> 00:57:24,003 Hmm. 704 00:57:28,346 --> 00:57:30,590 You know what's good about this war, man? 705 00:57:30,767 --> 00:57:32,011 - [WOMAN 1]: What? - [WOMAN 2]: No way, man. 706 00:57:32,226 --> 00:57:34,303 No, no, no, listen up. 707 00:57:34,478 --> 00:57:36,471 What's good about this war... 708 00:57:36,648 --> 00:57:38,769 is that it's so bad... 709 00:57:39,108 --> 00:57:41,230 it's gonna be the last one. 710 00:57:41,401 --> 00:57:43,609 - [WOMAN 1]: Yeah. - [WOMAN 2]: The last one. 711 00:57:43,780 --> 00:57:46,900 [WOMAN 3]: And this last war we're in the middle of... 712 00:57:47,367 --> 00:57:49,241 who wins? 713 00:57:51,954 --> 00:57:55,573 - Peace wins, man. - [ALL]: Yeah. 714 00:57:55,751 --> 00:57:59,451 - Peace wins every war. - [ALL]: Yeah. 715 00:57:59,630 --> 00:58:02,203 - [WOMAN 1]: Every war. - [WOMAN 2]: Yeah. 716 00:58:04,008 --> 00:58:07,958 - You speak of peace. - [WOMAN 1]: Yeah. 717 00:58:10,014 --> 00:58:14,307 I have spent the last two centuries locked in a box... 718 00:58:14,477 --> 00:58:15,722 [MAN 1]: Whoa. 719 00:58:15,895 --> 00:58:18,767 staring into the all-consuming void. 720 00:58:18,941 --> 00:58:22,772 The dark shadows of one's soul. 721 00:58:23,694 --> 00:58:25,189 That's heavy, man. 722 00:58:26,072 --> 00:58:30,616 Man, you tripped for two centuries? 723 00:58:30,912 --> 00:58:32,654 Indeed. 724 00:58:32,829 --> 00:58:35,616 But with great purpose, methinks. 725 00:58:36,207 --> 00:58:41,713 For I believe that I have found my one true love. 726 00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:43,042 [MAN 2]: Whoa. 727 00:58:43,215 --> 00:58:45,706 Alas, I know not how to win her tender affections... 728 00:58:45,884 --> 00:58:49,882 - for I fear that I am a relic in her eyes. - [WOMAN 1]: Aw. 729 00:58:50,055 --> 00:58:52,724 - That's what they say about us. - [WOMAN 2]: Yeah. 730 00:58:54,894 --> 00:58:56,553 Where I'm from... 731 00:58:56,729 --> 00:59:01,057 the love of a woman is won by giving money to her father. 732 00:59:02,567 --> 00:59:04,607 Or sheep. 733 00:59:05,321 --> 00:59:08,405 And if the love is earnest enough... 734 00:59:08,574 --> 00:59:12,239 then perhaps even a combination of the two. 735 00:59:13,078 --> 00:59:16,613 Women don't care about money... 736 00:59:17,041 --> 00:59:18,701 or sheep. 737 00:59:18,876 --> 00:59:20,536 [WOMAN 1]: Yeah. 738 00:59:20,878 --> 00:59:22,752 Are you absolutely certain? 739 00:59:24,256 --> 00:59:26,000 Love. 740 00:59:26,258 --> 00:59:28,415 Chicks dig love, man. 741 00:59:29,387 --> 00:59:31,878 [WOMAN 3]: Yeah. 742 00:59:32,056 --> 00:59:33,467 [BARNABAS]: Yes. 743 00:59:33,766 --> 00:59:35,593 I am reminded of a line... 744 00:59:35,768 --> 00:59:40,263 from Erich Segal's wonderful novel, Love Story. 745 00:59:42,067 --> 00:59:45,898 "Love means never having to say... 746 00:59:46,445 --> 00:59:48,023 you are sorry". 747 00:59:48,781 --> 00:59:52,197 [WOMAN 1]: That is so beautiful. 748 00:59:52,368 --> 00:59:57,742 However, please know that it is with sincere regret... 749 00:59:59,125 --> 01:00:02,956 that I must now kill all of you. 750 01:00:03,253 --> 01:00:05,294 - Heh. - [WOMAN 3]: Yeah. 751 01:00:05,465 --> 01:00:06,923 [ALL CHUCKLE] 752 01:00:09,385 --> 01:00:11,793 [ALL SCREAMING] 753 01:00:16,643 --> 01:00:17,806 [JULIA]: No, it's brilliant. 754 01:00:18,186 --> 01:00:19,645 Theoretically, anyway. 755 01:00:19,812 --> 01:00:23,145 A series of transfusions to try and purify your blood. 756 01:00:23,984 --> 01:00:26,854 And my soul with it. 757 01:00:27,904 --> 01:00:31,984 I should warn you, Barnabas, there's a slight chance it won't work. 758 01:00:32,159 --> 01:00:35,112 It isn't exactly the kind of thing they teach in medical school. 759 01:00:35,286 --> 01:00:37,195 You must have faith, doctor... 760 01:00:37,372 --> 01:00:41,868 for if a man can become a monster, then a monster can become a man. 761 01:00:42,043 --> 01:00:44,000 But why become a man, Barnabas? 762 01:00:44,171 --> 01:00:46,792 Why give up the gift of eternal youth? 763 01:00:46,965 --> 01:00:49,835 Look at me. Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk. 764 01:00:51,552 --> 01:00:53,510 If that is true, madam... 765 01:00:53,681 --> 01:00:58,806 you must have started as the most beautiful creature that has ever lived. 766 01:01:02,730 --> 01:01:04,012 Uh... 767 01:01:04,483 --> 01:01:05,681 Barnabas... 768 01:01:05,860 --> 01:01:10,188 are you aware of the concept of doctor-patient confidentiality? 769 01:01:10,947 --> 01:01:12,525 No. 770 01:01:12,865 --> 01:01:15,191 Perhaps you would be kind enough to enlighten me. 771 01:01:16,995 --> 01:01:18,703 All right. 772 01:01:31,969 --> 01:01:33,711 [VICTORIA]: Barnabas! 773 01:01:34,471 --> 01:01:36,048 Ah, Victoria. 774 01:01:36,223 --> 01:01:38,381 [VICTORIA]: Mind if I tag along? 775 01:01:38,558 --> 01:01:40,848 Nothing would make me happier. 776 01:01:41,312 --> 01:01:43,221 You've come down for a stroll? 777 01:01:43,397 --> 01:01:45,686 Actually, I came down looking for David. 778 01:01:45,857 --> 01:01:47,767 God knows where he's run off to now. 779 01:01:47,943 --> 01:01:50,944 We'll be lucky if we see him before Christmas. 780 01:01:51,112 --> 01:01:52,738 He's a fine lad. 781 01:01:52,906 --> 01:01:56,322 Every bit as curious and rambunctious as I was. 782 01:01:56,911 --> 01:01:59,068 He idolizes you. 783 01:01:59,287 --> 01:02:03,416 Between you and his mother, I can hardly get him to talk about anything else. 784 01:02:04,210 --> 01:02:09,085 You believe him, that he sees her and speaks to her? 785 01:02:11,092 --> 01:02:14,674 Part of me believes he's a lonely boy looking for comfort. 786 01:02:15,889 --> 01:02:19,721 Part of me believes there are things in this world we don't understand. 787 01:02:19,892 --> 01:02:24,637 Things like magic, death, destiny. 788 01:02:25,523 --> 01:02:29,770 I guess as long as it makes him happy, what does it matter what anyone believes? 789 01:02:32,614 --> 01:02:34,605 Eloquently put. 790 01:02:36,868 --> 01:02:39,276 [MAN 1]: Maybe we're getting too worked up about this, Angie. 791 01:02:39,454 --> 01:02:42,455 They spruced up the cannery and renovated their house. So what? 792 01:02:42,623 --> 01:02:47,166 We still hold pink slips on 95 percent of the nets dragging the Grand Banks. 793 01:02:47,336 --> 01:02:48,535 [MAN 2]: He's right. 794 01:02:48,713 --> 01:02:51,418 It doesn't mean anything to our bottom line. 795 01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,293 "Doesn't mean anything"? 796 01:02:56,471 --> 01:02:59,223 "Doesn't mean anything"? 797 01:03:01,308 --> 01:03:04,145 My great-great grandmother started Angelbay... 798 01:03:04,313 --> 01:03:10,017 to show those Collins that they didn't own the water. 799 01:03:10,443 --> 01:03:14,227 That they couldn't look down their entitled noses at us. 800 01:03:14,405 --> 01:03:17,941 The Bouchard women slaved for over two centuries... 801 01:03:18,118 --> 01:03:21,818 sacrificing their lives to build this business. 802 01:03:23,289 --> 01:03:25,661 So that means something, gentlemen. 803 01:03:26,333 --> 01:03:30,167 And I'll be damned if I'm gonna see it destroyed by those bastards. 804 01:03:32,340 --> 01:03:34,831 Call and arrange a meeting. 805 01:03:35,009 --> 01:03:37,465 [THE TOKEN' " THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT" PLAYING ON RADIO] 806 01:03:37,929 --> 01:03:40,172 [HUMMING ALONG TO SONG] 807 01:03:42,768 --> 01:03:46,018 Sell to you? Never. 808 01:03:46,855 --> 01:03:51,184 One cannot put a price on the restoration of a family's honor. 809 01:03:52,152 --> 01:03:53,481 Let me try. 810 01:03:59,535 --> 01:04:04,197 I had no idea that my business acumen was giving you such spasms. 811 01:04:04,372 --> 01:04:08,537 Hypnotizing fishermen isn't business acumen, Barnabas. 812 01:04:09,420 --> 01:04:10,794 Those are my terms. 813 01:04:11,171 --> 01:04:12,500 Here are my terms: 814 01:04:12,922 --> 01:04:15,130 Goest thou to hell, and swiftly, please. 815 01:04:15,301 --> 01:04:20,211 And there may Asmodeus himself suckle from your diseased teat. 816 01:04:20,389 --> 01:04:23,722 Ooh. No one talks like you anymore, Barnabas. 817 01:04:24,267 --> 01:04:26,391 Yes, indeed. 818 01:04:27,146 --> 01:04:30,597 I must say this age does remain a mystery to me. 819 01:04:31,151 --> 01:04:34,732 Give me one good reason why I should not kill you this instant. 820 01:04:35,529 --> 01:04:37,486 Because I'd kill you if you tried. 821 01:04:38,074 --> 01:04:40,066 Impossible. 822 01:04:40,242 --> 01:04:42,697 That would require mercy. 823 01:04:42,870 --> 01:04:45,158 Instead, you have made me a monster. 824 01:04:45,331 --> 01:04:47,075 We're both monsters, Barnabas. 825 01:04:48,750 --> 01:04:52,619 Just two big fish in an itty-bitty pond. 826 01:04:52,963 --> 01:04:57,176 Now, we can either fight until one of us is dead... 827 01:04:57,343 --> 01:05:01,637 or we can make... 828 01:05:04,725 --> 01:05:06,220 little fish together. 829 01:05:09,105 --> 01:05:13,317 I'll be honest. I was really angry at you for the first century or so. 830 01:05:14,485 --> 01:05:17,771 Sure, it was fun... 831 01:05:18,197 --> 01:05:21,897 watching your family squirm and burn away... 832 01:05:22,076 --> 01:05:25,112 like ants under a magnifying glass. 833 01:05:25,289 --> 01:05:29,784 And yes, it was fun being adored as the Collins name crumbled... 834 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:32,996 growing wealthy on the backs of their despair. 835 01:05:33,171 --> 01:05:35,163 But lately... 836 01:05:36,298 --> 01:05:38,791 Lately it's just been... 837 01:05:39,219 --> 01:05:40,796 lonely. 838 01:05:42,639 --> 01:05:45,308 We're different from these people, Barnabas. 839 01:05:45,475 --> 01:05:47,632 We're better than they are. 840 01:05:48,103 --> 01:05:52,101 That's why I've missed you. 841 01:05:52,524 --> 01:05:56,473 You're the only ant I couldn't... 842 01:05:56,819 --> 01:05:58,729 burn. 843 01:05:59,656 --> 01:06:01,566 What is it you want, Angelique? 844 01:06:01,743 --> 01:06:02,821 Your love. 845 01:06:04,161 --> 01:06:05,987 You do still love me, don't you? 846 01:06:06,163 --> 01:06:09,164 Somewhere deep down in that cold, un-beating heart. 847 01:06:09,541 --> 01:06:14,832 My dear, even Aphrodite herself could not construct a more odious union. 848 01:06:15,005 --> 01:06:16,168 What if I made you? 849 01:06:16,339 --> 01:06:17,799 With what, a spell? 850 01:06:17,966 --> 01:06:20,423 A little doll filled with pins? That is not love. 851 01:06:21,345 --> 01:06:24,096 - With this. - Oh. 852 01:06:24,431 --> 01:06:28,097 - The body you once begged me for. - Mmm. 853 01:06:28,268 --> 01:06:31,472 I must admit, they have not aged a day. 854 01:06:31,646 --> 01:06:33,723 I'm willing to start over, Barnabas. 855 01:06:33,898 --> 01:06:38,027 I'm willing to call a truce if you'll just take me. 856 01:06:40,531 --> 01:06:42,523 I am not as I once was. 857 01:06:43,033 --> 01:06:44,527 I could change that. 858 01:06:45,076 --> 01:06:46,785 And if I refuse? 859 01:06:47,413 --> 01:06:49,655 I'll take everything you love... 860 01:06:49,833 --> 01:06:53,877 starting with that little creature you've been eyeing so fondly. 861 01:06:54,044 --> 01:06:57,627 The one who looks like Josette. 862 01:06:59,174 --> 01:07:00,669 Well, then... 863 01:07:01,343 --> 01:07:06,301 I suppose strictly in the name of her honor... 864 01:07:07,391 --> 01:07:09,514 I must now defile... 865 01:07:09,685 --> 01:07:12,971 your most intimate and womanly segments. 866 01:07:25,660 --> 01:07:27,202 [ANGELIQUE GROANING] 867 01:07:46,430 --> 01:07:47,925 [BARNABAS GROANING] 868 01:08:12,415 --> 01:08:16,366 [BARNABAS]: That was a regrettable turn of events. 869 01:08:17,462 --> 01:08:19,834 You didn't seem to regret it. 870 01:08:20,006 --> 01:08:21,085 Yes. 871 01:08:22,592 --> 01:08:27,799 Seems that even in death, I have a weakness for the living flesh. 872 01:08:28,473 --> 01:08:30,133 Especially yours. 873 01:08:30,976 --> 01:08:35,389 What a cold way to describe something so hot. 874 01:08:36,315 --> 01:08:37,856 Perhaps. 875 01:08:42,696 --> 01:08:45,483 But I cannot succumb to your charms ever again. 876 01:08:47,451 --> 01:08:50,487 Please, forgive me. 877 01:08:53,665 --> 01:08:56,500 If I can't have you, my love... 878 01:08:56,668 --> 01:08:58,542 I'll destroy you. 879 01:09:12,602 --> 01:09:14,262 [INDISTINCT DIALOGUE ON TV] 880 01:09:14,437 --> 01:09:16,014 Five more minutes. 881 01:09:16,813 --> 01:09:18,687 This is a very silly play. 882 01:09:18,857 --> 01:09:20,649 A werewolf. 883 01:09:20,817 --> 01:09:22,276 A werewolf? 884 01:09:22,652 --> 01:09:25,025 Yeah, well, it's the only station we get out here. 885 01:09:26,157 --> 01:09:27,272 How are we doing? 886 01:09:27,700 --> 01:09:31,744 I do not feel as though I'm becoming more human as yet. 887 01:09:37,251 --> 01:09:38,995 Give it some time. 888 01:09:39,378 --> 01:09:44,882 Time, doctor, I have an unfortunate excess of. 889 01:09:46,552 --> 01:09:48,924 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 890 01:09:49,723 --> 01:09:53,174 [VICTORIA]: This is my favorite doll, called Lucy. 891 01:09:53,351 --> 01:09:58,095 And my favorite bit about Lucy is her crazy, crazy red hair. 892 01:09:58,272 --> 01:10:00,396 I mean, look at her red hair. 893 01:10:00,566 --> 01:10:03,484 And my second favorite bit about her... 894 01:10:03,653 --> 01:10:07,235 is her nice, shiny, pink bow and... 895 01:10:07,407 --> 01:10:09,731 [VICTORIA]: No! Please! Please, no! Please! 896 01:10:09,909 --> 01:10:12,235 Please, I'm begging you! Please, don't! 897 01:10:12,412 --> 01:10:16,112 It's really true! Mommy, Daddy, please! 898 01:10:16,708 --> 01:10:18,748 Mommy! Daddy! 899 01:10:18,918 --> 01:10:20,080 Mommy! 900 01:10:20,252 --> 01:10:22,496 Please, Daddy! Daddy! 901 01:10:22,672 --> 01:10:23,787 [GASPS] 902 01:10:26,093 --> 01:10:27,800 Help me. 903 01:10:51,076 --> 01:10:52,451 Help me. 904 01:10:53,078 --> 01:10:54,453 Help you what? 905 01:11:02,962 --> 01:11:04,208 [ELIZABETH]: A what? 906 01:11:04,381 --> 01:11:05,495 [BARNABAS]: A ball. 907 01:11:05,674 --> 01:11:07,465 And a most splendid one. 908 01:11:07,634 --> 01:11:09,460 A ball for who? 909 01:11:09,635 --> 01:11:11,629 For the entire town, of course. 910 01:11:11,805 --> 01:11:14,047 Don't you know the entire town kind of hates us? 911 01:11:14,225 --> 01:11:16,976 Balls are demonstrations of power. 912 01:11:17,144 --> 01:11:22,386 Balls are how the ruling class remain the ruling class. 913 01:11:22,567 --> 01:11:25,483 Exactly what I've been saying. This family could use some balls. 914 01:11:25,820 --> 01:11:30,315 Indeed. And the Collins family have always held the biggest... 915 01:11:30,491 --> 01:11:32,114 and the most wonderful balls. 916 01:11:32,618 --> 01:11:34,989 Jesus, can somebody shut the drapes? 917 01:11:35,455 --> 01:11:36,996 [ROGER]: You know, Barnabas has a point. 918 01:11:37,165 --> 01:11:39,999 It's about time we threw a little dough around. Hm? 919 01:11:40,251 --> 01:11:42,492 Show the peasants that we're back in action. 920 01:11:43,712 --> 01:11:46,418 People don't throw balls anymore, stupid. 921 01:11:46,590 --> 01:11:48,251 [BARNABAS]: Do they not? 922 01:11:48,426 --> 01:11:50,583 They throw happenings. 923 01:11:51,888 --> 01:11:55,636 And how, pray, does one throw a happening? 924 01:11:55,807 --> 01:11:57,005 Well... 925 01:11:57,851 --> 01:12:00,686 first things first, you'll need a mirror ball. 926 01:12:01,021 --> 01:12:02,979 Whatever that is, we shall have it. 927 01:12:03,524 --> 01:12:05,149 And booze, lots of booze. 928 01:12:05,317 --> 01:12:06,396 Carolyn. 929 01:12:07,027 --> 01:12:10,361 We shall have spirits enough to fill a schooner's hull. 930 01:12:10,866 --> 01:12:11,944 And... 931 01:12:13,117 --> 01:12:14,695 Alice Cooper. 932 01:12:14,869 --> 01:12:15,948 [ROGER SCOFFS] 933 01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:20,282 I seem to recall an Alice Cooper from my youth. 934 01:12:21,251 --> 01:12:23,124 Does she reside in Collinsport? 935 01:12:23,377 --> 01:12:24,659 Not exactly. 936 01:12:25,380 --> 01:12:28,001 Well, she shall be our guest nonetheless. 937 01:12:38,727 --> 01:12:40,137 How do you do? 938 01:12:40,728 --> 01:12:42,388 - Thank you for having us. - Evening. 939 01:12:42,563 --> 01:12:44,307 Good evening. Welcome to Collinwood. 940 01:12:44,481 --> 01:12:48,100 I have to hand it to you. This is a happening. 941 01:12:48,278 --> 01:12:50,851 I guess the only thing missing is Alice Cooper. 942 01:12:51,031 --> 01:12:55,573 Perhaps you should go and acquaint yourself with the evening's entertainment. 943 01:12:55,742 --> 01:12:58,317 [CROWD CHEERING AND BAND PLAYING "NO MORE MR. NICE GUY"] 944 01:13:06,630 --> 01:13:09,797 [SINGING] I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing 945 01:13:09,967 --> 01:13:12,671 Till they got ahold of me 946 01:13:14,262 --> 01:13:17,879 I opened doors for little old ladies 947 01:13:18,057 --> 01:13:20,845 I helped the blind to see 948 01:13:21,854 --> 01:13:25,934 I got no friends 'cause they read the papers 949 01:13:26,107 --> 01:13:29,855 They can't be seen with me 950 01:13:30,028 --> 01:13:34,905 And I'm getting real shot down And I'm feeling mean 951 01:13:35,076 --> 01:13:37,233 Ugliest woman I've ever seen. 952 01:13:37,410 --> 01:13:40,115 No more Mr. Nice Guy 953 01:13:40,288 --> 01:13:43,953 No more Mr. Clean 954 01:13:44,126 --> 01:13:46,581 No more Mr. Nice Guy 955 01:13:46,754 --> 01:13:51,961 They say he's sick He's obscene 956 01:13:55,553 --> 01:13:58,758 I got no friends 'cause they read the papers 957 01:13:59,308 --> 01:14:00,470 [BARNABAS]: Master David. 958 01:14:00,976 --> 01:14:03,134 Where is the female coat attendant? 959 01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:05,642 My dad's talking to her inside. 960 01:14:06,522 --> 01:14:07,934 [BARNABAS]: Hm. 961 01:14:08,484 --> 01:14:10,643 But he told me to keep everybody out. 962 01:14:10,820 --> 01:14:13,821 I'm sure he did, David. And you've done a marvelous job. 963 01:14:14,239 --> 01:14:18,486 But now I would like you to go and watch Alice Cooper with the others. 964 01:14:19,661 --> 01:14:20,693 But my dad said... 965 01:14:20,872 --> 01:14:25,497 Go and watch the Cooper woman. 966 01:14:37,346 --> 01:14:38,806 [COUGHS] 967 01:14:39,182 --> 01:14:41,339 You were right about this stuff. 968 01:14:41,850 --> 01:14:44,010 Nothing but the best for you, pussycat. 969 01:14:45,188 --> 01:14:46,267 Who was the kid? 970 01:14:47,106 --> 01:14:50,023 I have no idea. I never saw him before. 971 01:14:52,236 --> 01:14:53,777 Now... 972 01:14:54,780 --> 01:14:56,191 come here. 973 01:15:09,421 --> 01:15:12,042 Mommy, where's Daddy? 974 01:15:12,757 --> 01:15:15,046 He's been gone for so long. 975 01:15:15,385 --> 01:15:17,840 Is he ever coming home? 976 01:15:21,141 --> 01:15:24,475 [BAND PLAYING "BALLAD OF DWIGHT FRY"] 977 01:15:33,654 --> 01:15:37,153 [SINGING] I was gone for 14 days 978 01:15:38,908 --> 01:15:41,778 I could've been gone for more 979 01:15:41,953 --> 01:15:44,410 Whatever are you doing outside, my dear? 980 01:15:44,581 --> 01:15:46,657 You'll catch your death of cold. 981 01:15:46,834 --> 01:15:49,371 I've caught the only thing that matters, Barnabas. 982 01:15:50,086 --> 01:15:51,746 Your eye. 983 01:15:54,340 --> 01:15:57,011 I have withheld my tender affections... 984 01:15:57,177 --> 01:15:59,716 fearful that they were unrequited. 985 01:16:00,931 --> 01:16:04,264 I've not spoken of my feelings to another soul. 986 01:16:04,434 --> 01:16:08,681 Right. You've only spoken of my birthing hips. 987 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:12,056 Yes, well... 988 01:16:14,610 --> 01:16:19,073 I don't know why, but for some reason, I feel like I can tell you anything. 989 01:16:20,284 --> 01:16:22,692 It's like I've known you forever. 990 01:16:23,287 --> 01:16:24,947 Yes. 991 01:16:25,123 --> 01:16:29,202 It's almost hypnotic. 992 01:16:29,834 --> 01:16:31,295 Yes. 993 01:16:31,462 --> 01:16:32,541 But, wait, no. 994 01:16:32,713 --> 01:16:36,758 I have used no such trickery to summon your ardor, I assure you. 995 01:16:37,343 --> 01:16:41,292 I don't know what it is. I just know there's always been something pulling me here. 996 01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:43,630 Pulling me to Collinsport. 997 01:16:43,932 --> 01:16:45,641 To you. 998 01:16:49,479 --> 01:16:50,974 Oh, my dear Victoria. 999 01:16:51,482 --> 01:16:54,649 - Hath my scent offended thee? - No, no. 1000 01:16:54,820 --> 01:16:56,313 I'm sorry. It's just... 1001 01:16:58,739 --> 01:17:01,775 The people I love haven't always loved me back. 1002 01:17:04,662 --> 01:17:08,411 [VICTORIA]: My own family sent me away. Swept me under the rug... 1003 01:17:08,583 --> 01:17:12,248 because it was easier than having a daughter who was different. 1004 01:17:13,003 --> 01:17:15,162 Who was cursed. 1005 01:17:16,131 --> 01:17:19,168 Cursed because I saw things other little girls didn't. 1006 01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:25,504 They were the loneliest, most painful years a child could know. 1007 01:17:27,518 --> 01:17:29,309 Now, hold still, Maggie. 1008 01:17:29,854 --> 01:17:31,514 This will only hurt for a minute. 1009 01:17:32,147 --> 01:17:33,691 Aah! 1010 01:17:37,153 --> 01:17:39,774 [VICTORIA]: But as hard as they were, I never lost my will. 1011 01:17:40,364 --> 01:17:42,821 The need to feel the sun on my face again. 1012 01:17:49,958 --> 01:17:52,531 So I set out in search of a new home. 1013 01:17:52,711 --> 01:17:55,380 A new life, far away from that pain. 1014 01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:04,383 But even in my wildest dreams, I never thought I'd feel as happy as I do now. 1015 01:18:05,056 --> 01:18:09,386 To betray one's own kin, and because she possesses a gift. 1016 01:18:09,561 --> 01:18:10,889 No, Victoria. 1017 01:18:11,188 --> 01:18:12,562 It is unforgivable. 1018 01:18:12,731 --> 01:18:18,900 And your parents deserve to boil in hell's everlasting sulfur. 1019 01:18:19,071 --> 01:18:24,065 See my lonely life unfold 1020 01:18:24,535 --> 01:18:28,199 Since I've gone away 1021 01:18:30,583 --> 01:18:32,491 Uh-oh. Hey. 1022 01:18:32,918 --> 01:18:34,578 Hey, you're not invited. Um... 1023 01:18:36,713 --> 01:18:38,504 Hey. Uh... 1024 01:18:39,132 --> 01:18:40,212 But... 1025 01:18:40,383 --> 01:18:43,255 Sleeping don't come very easy 1026 01:18:43,888 --> 01:18:46,593 In a straight, white vest 1027 01:18:48,933 --> 01:18:54,060 Should like to see that little children 1028 01:18:54,231 --> 01:18:56,390 She's only 4 years old 1029 01:18:57,026 --> 01:18:59,778 For most of my life, I've wanted a place where I belonged. 1030 01:18:59,945 --> 01:19:02,021 A place where I could feel at home again. 1031 01:19:02,615 --> 01:19:04,358 Feel loved again. 1032 01:19:05,116 --> 01:19:08,071 And I've found that place here at Collinwood. 1033 01:19:10,790 --> 01:19:12,450 And here. 1034 01:19:34,856 --> 01:19:37,310 [BARNABAS]: We must intensify our efforts. 1035 01:19:37,483 --> 01:19:39,724 I have urgent need to be human again. 1036 01:19:39,902 --> 01:19:40,981 I can explain. 1037 01:19:41,988 --> 01:19:43,150 My God. 1038 01:19:43,323 --> 01:19:45,896 You're not using your blood to make me human. 1039 01:19:46,533 --> 01:19:49,984 You're using my blood to make yourself immortal. 1040 01:19:50,162 --> 01:19:54,492 Yes, but Barnabas, you have a gift. It isn't fair to keep it all to yourself. 1041 01:19:54,668 --> 01:19:57,870 The Collins family took you in, bestowed their sacred trust upon you. 1042 01:19:58,046 --> 01:19:59,753 And you brazenly betray that trust. 1043 01:19:59,922 --> 01:20:01,334 I'm sorry. 1044 01:20:01,507 --> 01:20:02,918 I just don't want to grow old. 1045 01:20:03,383 --> 01:20:05,342 I want to be beautiful again. 1046 01:20:05,512 --> 01:20:09,259 - I want to live forever, like you. - I'm afraid that is out of the question. 1047 01:20:10,808 --> 01:20:14,343 A stout man contains some five quarts of blood... 1048 01:20:14,521 --> 01:20:16,645 which, if you will forgive the boast... 1049 01:20:16,815 --> 01:20:19,852 I can consume in a mere seven and a half seconds. 1050 01:20:20,568 --> 01:20:22,690 But you, my dear little wisp... 1051 01:20:23,029 --> 01:20:26,694 I dare say I shall drink you to a withered husk in less than five. 1052 01:20:26,866 --> 01:20:29,868 Please don't kill me. You're a good man. You're a gentleman. 1053 01:20:30,037 --> 01:20:32,194 - Please, forgive me. - Madam. 1054 01:20:32,372 --> 01:20:37,330 I am neither good nor gentle, and I do not forgive. 1055 01:20:38,043 --> 01:20:39,373 Aah! 1056 01:20:54,269 --> 01:20:56,511 [BARNABAS]: I should tell you, Willie... 1057 01:20:56,688 --> 01:20:59,096 if you ever speak a word of this to anyone... 1058 01:20:59,274 --> 01:21:02,773 I shall have to kill you in a most unpleasant manner. 1059 01:21:02,944 --> 01:21:04,225 [WILLIE]: Don't worry, Mr. B. 1060 01:21:04,404 --> 01:21:06,896 I never liked the bitch anyway. 1061 01:21:48,198 --> 01:21:51,483 Come on. I know you're here. 1062 01:21:54,038 --> 01:21:55,283 Hey. 1063 01:21:55,456 --> 01:21:57,283 Beautiful workmanship, isn't it? 1064 01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:01,036 Hm. I was just looking for the, uh... 1065 01:22:01,420 --> 01:22:02,749 This? 1066 01:22:02,921 --> 01:22:04,298 [DOOR OPENS] 1067 01:22:04,507 --> 01:22:07,045 There's nothing worth stealing, I'm afraid. 1068 01:22:07,468 --> 01:22:11,631 Sadly, Elizabeth uses it for the badminton equipment. 1069 01:22:13,307 --> 01:22:14,717 That's what I was looking for. 1070 01:22:15,184 --> 01:22:17,343 [ROGER GRUNTING] 1071 01:22:19,355 --> 01:22:20,435 What are you? 1072 01:22:21,148 --> 01:22:23,307 I am about to do something so repellent... 1073 01:22:23,484 --> 01:22:26,818 ...that it sickens me to my very core. 1074 01:22:31,367 --> 01:22:33,407 I'm going to give you a choice. 1075 01:22:34,661 --> 01:22:36,156 What choice? 1076 01:22:36,331 --> 01:22:38,904 Either you remain at Collinwood... 1077 01:22:39,084 --> 01:22:43,164 ...and devote your every waking moment to becoming an exemplary father... 1078 01:22:44,005 --> 01:22:49,295 ...the father David so desperately wants and deserves... 1079 01:22:49,885 --> 01:22:51,001 Or? 1080 01:22:51,263 --> 01:22:53,136 Or you leave... 1081 01:22:53,306 --> 01:22:54,635 ...with sufficient money... 1082 01:22:54,808 --> 01:22:59,552 ...to live your thieving, selfish life elsewhere. 1083 01:23:35,556 --> 01:23:39,306 Where on earth is Dr. Hoffman when we need her? 1084 01:23:40,146 --> 01:23:41,889 Indeed. 1085 01:23:42,857 --> 01:23:43,935 [SOBBING] 1086 01:23:55,869 --> 01:23:57,198 [GASPS] 1087 01:23:57,996 --> 01:23:59,076 [BARNABAS SIZZLING] 1088 01:24:17,349 --> 01:24:18,844 [SNIFFING] 1089 01:24:21,270 --> 01:24:24,520 Barnabas, you're on fire. 1090 01:24:58,307 --> 01:25:02,387 [SINGING OVER RADIO] I'd like to teach the world to sing 1091 01:25:05,273 --> 01:25:07,729 I demand that you release me from my curse. 1092 01:25:07,900 --> 01:25:09,893 You're late. 1093 01:25:13,574 --> 01:25:14,652 What is that? 1094 01:25:14,824 --> 01:25:16,818 The only thing you drink these days. 1095 01:25:20,830 --> 01:25:22,704 From where does it come? 1096 01:25:22,874 --> 01:25:23,988 No one you know. 1097 01:25:24,166 --> 01:25:26,160 I promise. 1098 01:25:31,842 --> 01:25:34,248 I knew it wouldn't be long before you barged in... 1099 01:25:34,427 --> 01:25:37,178 ...begging me to make you mortal again. 1100 01:25:37,348 --> 01:25:41,095 Now that Dr. Hoffman isn't around to give you your little transfusions. 1101 01:25:42,102 --> 01:25:43,596 Yes. 1102 01:25:43,769 --> 01:25:46,605 Yes, it was a shame... 1103 01:25:46,772 --> 01:25:50,438 ...she was called away on business so suddenly. 1104 01:25:51,695 --> 01:25:55,230 Interesting. I don't know many people who take business meetings... 1105 01:25:55,406 --> 01:25:57,280 ...on the bottom of the ocean. 1106 01:25:59,285 --> 01:26:00,530 She was a liar. 1107 01:26:01,247 --> 01:26:03,203 She was stealing my blood. 1108 01:26:03,373 --> 01:26:05,496 Aren't we being a smidge hypocritical? 1109 01:26:05,959 --> 01:26:09,707 Lying and stealing blood are things you're rather familiar with. 1110 01:26:10,046 --> 01:26:13,880 Yes, I killed Dr. Hoffman... 1111 01:26:14,051 --> 01:26:17,800 and the workmen and those very nice, unshaven young people. 1112 01:26:18,764 --> 01:26:20,389 But know this: 1113 01:26:21,225 --> 01:26:24,226 With each life I take... 1114 01:26:24,394 --> 01:26:26,684 a piece of my wretched soul dies. 1115 01:26:27,773 --> 01:26:31,521 For I only kill because I'm compelled to. 1116 01:26:31,693 --> 01:26:33,402 Compelled by your witchcraft. 1117 01:26:33,570 --> 01:26:35,229 By your curse. 1118 01:26:36,908 --> 01:26:38,734 Why have you done this to me? 1119 01:26:40,578 --> 01:26:42,237 It's a shame. 1120 01:26:42,664 --> 01:26:47,539 You know, if you'd just been smart enough to love me, I would've let her go. 1121 01:26:48,418 --> 01:26:50,376 Speak plainly, snake. 1122 01:26:51,214 --> 01:26:54,167 I sent your little girlfriend over the cliffs once before. 1123 01:26:54,341 --> 01:26:57,128 What makes you think I wouldn't do it again? 1124 01:27:02,309 --> 01:27:05,225 I'm gonna offer you a business proposal, Barnabas. 1125 01:27:06,437 --> 01:27:08,595 My final offer. 1126 01:27:09,106 --> 01:27:12,725 Either you agree to rule this little pond of mine side by side... 1127 01:27:12,902 --> 01:27:15,394 partners and lovers... 1128 01:27:16,114 --> 01:27:20,241 or I put you back in the box. 1129 01:27:21,286 --> 01:27:24,905 I have already prepared my counterproposal. 1130 01:27:25,332 --> 01:27:27,075 It reads thusly: 1131 01:27:27,249 --> 01:27:30,370 You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior... 1132 01:27:30,544 --> 01:27:32,087 and kiss it repeatedly! 1133 01:28:04,621 --> 01:28:06,281 [SNORING] 1134 01:28:13,838 --> 01:28:17,006 Sleeping flame, I summon thee 1135 01:28:17,175 --> 01:28:19,418 To your form return 1136 01:28:19,594 --> 01:28:22,001 Make the night as bright as day 1137 01:28:22,181 --> 01:28:25,515 And burn, baby, burn 1138 01:28:47,038 --> 01:28:48,320 [WILLIE GRUNTS] 1139 01:28:51,586 --> 01:28:52,960 Wha...? 1140 01:29:27,246 --> 01:29:30,247 I've come to realize shutting you in that box for all eternity... 1141 01:29:30,416 --> 01:29:32,242 might've been a tad harsh. 1142 01:29:32,585 --> 01:29:34,542 So here is the deal: 1143 01:29:36,172 --> 01:29:39,292 I'm gonna destroy everything you love... 1144 01:29:39,968 --> 01:29:45,210 and you're gonna take some more time to think about us. 1145 01:29:49,019 --> 01:29:51,259 See you in a couple centuries, lover boy. 1146 01:29:51,437 --> 01:29:52,517 [MAKES KISSING NOISE] 1147 01:30:04,745 --> 01:30:09,323 Do not dismay, Barnabas. We shall yet again escape this nightmare. 1148 01:30:10,459 --> 01:30:13,910 Perhaps only a few brief decades this time. 1149 01:30:14,338 --> 01:30:17,090 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1150 01:30:17,341 --> 01:30:19,169 [BARNABAS]: Oh, hello! 1151 01:30:19,343 --> 01:30:21,383 Hello! I hear you! 1152 01:30:21,554 --> 01:30:26,975 Oh, sweet glories be. Whoever you are, fear not. I will not harm you. 1153 01:30:27,602 --> 01:30:30,638 What year is it? How many centuries have I...? 1154 01:30:30,814 --> 01:30:32,556 How long has it been? 1155 01:30:34,275 --> 01:30:35,853 It's been 20 minutes. 1156 01:30:36,028 --> 01:30:39,361 Young Master David. How on earth did you know I was imprisoned? 1157 01:30:40,197 --> 01:30:42,024 My mom told me. 1158 01:30:42,200 --> 01:30:44,109 You probably think I'm crazy. 1159 01:30:44,619 --> 01:30:47,537 Young man, I think nothing of the sort. 1160 01:30:48,874 --> 01:30:50,368 Uncle Barnabas... 1161 01:30:51,751 --> 01:30:54,040 why do you have ladies' underwear on your face? 1162 01:30:54,379 --> 01:30:57,131 Never mind that. Where is your family? Where is Victoria? 1163 01:30:57,298 --> 01:30:58,497 I haven't seen Vicky... 1164 01:30:58,676 --> 01:31:01,593 but everybody else is in the town watching our cannery burn. 1165 01:31:01,762 --> 01:31:03,137 We must save them! Hurry! 1166 01:31:04,389 --> 01:31:06,098 Master David! 1167 01:31:06,642 --> 01:31:09,974 Perhaps you should unchain me first? 1168 01:31:10,146 --> 01:31:13,514 Hank, we need another brigade out of Portland, quick as you can! 1169 01:31:13,691 --> 01:31:15,398 Get these folks out of here! 1170 01:31:15,567 --> 01:31:20,110 All right, everybody, stand back! Please, stand back! 1171 01:31:20,280 --> 01:31:23,732 Oh, boy. Miss Elizabeth's gonna shit a brick. 1172 01:31:24,826 --> 01:31:26,404 Sheriff, we need to talk. 1173 01:31:26,579 --> 01:31:29,060 Christ, Angie, I ain't got time for chitchat. 1174 01:31:29,061 --> 01:31:30,561 The damned town's burning! 1175 01:31:30,624 --> 01:31:35,001 You don't have time for proof that the Collins family is harboring a murderer? 1176 01:31:37,422 --> 01:31:40,506 [BARNABAS ON RECORDING]: Yes, I killed Dr. Hoffman... 1177 01:31:40,676 --> 01:31:44,340 and the workmen and those very nice, unshaven young people. 1178 01:31:46,682 --> 01:31:48,474 Well, I'll be damned. 1179 01:31:48,643 --> 01:31:50,930 And to think the whole town's named after them. 1180 01:31:51,103 --> 01:31:53,938 I'd be willing to bet that Barnabas has already skipped town. 1181 01:31:54,482 --> 01:31:55,809 And I'd be willing to bet... 1182 01:31:55,983 --> 01:31:59,601 that you'll find the corpses of more of his innocent victims in there! 1183 01:31:59,779 --> 01:32:03,029 The Collins family has rebuilt their business with murder! 1184 01:32:04,116 --> 01:32:07,070 Well, I say, not in my town! 1185 01:32:07,244 --> 01:32:09,366 [CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 1186 01:32:10,498 --> 01:32:11,778 There's one of them now! 1187 01:32:11,958 --> 01:32:15,456 He's probably the one who started the fire to cover his boss' tracks. 1188 01:32:16,837 --> 01:32:18,580 - Time to go. - [MAN]: Where you going? 1189 01:32:24,763 --> 01:32:26,220 [WHIMPERING] 1190 01:32:26,598 --> 01:32:27,629 [SCREAMING] 1191 01:32:27,807 --> 01:32:29,431 [CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 1192 01:32:43,322 --> 01:32:45,897 Willie. What on earth's happened? 1193 01:32:46,076 --> 01:32:49,694 Fire. Murder. Angry mob. Run! 1194 01:32:50,746 --> 01:32:52,455 [ELIZABETH]: David, go inside. 1195 01:32:53,875 --> 01:32:55,667 [POLICE SIRENS WAILING] 1196 01:33:12,895 --> 01:33:13,973 [SHERIFF]: Liz... 1197 01:33:15,188 --> 01:33:16,896 I'm sorry. 1198 01:33:17,064 --> 01:33:19,187 We're gonna have to take you in. 1199 01:33:19,359 --> 01:33:20,603 All of you. 1200 01:33:21,612 --> 01:33:22,691 Bill... 1201 01:33:23,572 --> 01:33:26,324 the Collins family built this town. 1202 01:33:26,783 --> 01:33:30,198 We built it with our boats and our nets. 1203 01:33:30,661 --> 01:33:32,869 With our sacrifices and our blood. 1204 01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:34,831 And this is how you repay us? 1205 01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:36,992 You've been harboring a murderer. 1206 01:33:37,836 --> 01:33:39,330 Arrest them. 1207 01:33:39,879 --> 01:33:41,043 I shall go willingly... 1208 01:33:42,632 --> 01:33:45,338 to whatever punishment awaits... 1209 01:33:45,970 --> 01:33:47,049 provided... 1210 01:33:48,222 --> 01:33:50,547 no harm befalls my family. 1211 01:33:50,724 --> 01:33:52,301 Hold it right there. 1212 01:34:00,151 --> 01:34:01,395 [BARNABAS]: And provided... 1213 01:34:02,235 --> 01:34:04,359 Miss Bouchard goes along with me... 1214 01:34:04,905 --> 01:34:06,981 for she is no less a monster than I. 1215 01:34:11,870 --> 01:34:13,910 Perhaps it is best... 1216 01:34:14,748 --> 01:34:16,077 if we are both destroyed. 1217 01:34:16,667 --> 01:34:18,326 [ANGELIQUE GRUNTING] 1218 01:34:19,753 --> 01:34:23,205 Mr. Collins, back off! I'm warning you! 1219 01:34:24,091 --> 01:34:25,253 [GUNSHOTS] 1220 01:34:25,426 --> 01:34:26,540 [CROWD GASPING] 1221 01:34:27,844 --> 01:34:31,260 Go on, slaughter me. 1222 01:34:31,431 --> 01:34:33,341 Show them what you are. 1223 01:34:33,601 --> 01:34:34,929 No. 1224 01:34:35,562 --> 01:34:37,221 I shall show them what we are. 1225 01:34:41,776 --> 01:34:43,103 [ANGELIQUE]: Unh! 1226 01:34:53,453 --> 01:34:55,198 [WOMAN]: What's that man done to Angie? 1227 01:34:55,957 --> 01:34:59,207 It's not him, it's her. 1228 01:34:59,376 --> 01:35:01,037 She's a witch. 1229 01:35:01,921 --> 01:35:03,119 [NECK CRACKING] 1230 01:35:03,297 --> 01:35:05,005 [CROWD GASPING] 1231 01:35:05,466 --> 01:35:07,459 Excuse me. 1232 01:35:14,809 --> 01:35:16,551 You gotta get through me first, lady. 1233 01:35:18,438 --> 01:35:19,980 [CROWD GASPING AND MURMURING] 1234 01:35:23,485 --> 01:35:25,975 [OVER PA] All right, everybody, go on home now. 1235 01:35:26,154 --> 01:35:27,981 - Nothing to see here. - [COP]: Let's move. 1236 01:35:28,155 --> 01:35:29,732 You should've loved me, Barnabas. 1237 01:35:30,825 --> 01:35:33,448 None of this would've happened if you'd just loved me. 1238 01:35:33,620 --> 01:35:37,285 I should have destroyed you. You've brought me nothing but misery. 1239 01:35:37,665 --> 01:35:39,290 I gave you my heart! 1240 01:35:39,458 --> 01:35:40,657 You have no heart. 1241 01:35:41,252 --> 01:35:42,663 You're the curse! 1242 01:35:42,921 --> 01:35:45,163 Women are undone by loving you. 1243 01:35:45,339 --> 01:35:49,468 Josette, Dr. Hoffman. And your beloved Vicky. 1244 01:35:50,720 --> 01:35:53,840 I command you to release her from your curse. 1245 01:35:54,015 --> 01:35:57,550 "Command"? You make me sick. 1246 01:35:59,396 --> 01:36:00,427 Missed me. 1247 01:36:06,027 --> 01:36:09,693 Vulgar, hideous serpent, I shall deliver you to hell's doorstep. 1248 01:36:18,915 --> 01:36:21,038 [GROWLING] 1249 01:36:22,461 --> 01:36:23,540 [ROARS] 1250 01:36:23,712 --> 01:36:26,997 Get out of my room! 1251 01:36:52,032 --> 01:36:53,906 Angelique! 1252 01:36:54,076 --> 01:36:56,449 Get out of my house. 1253 01:37:25,357 --> 01:37:27,397 Your house? 1254 01:37:28,945 --> 01:37:30,937 [WOMAN LAUGHING] 1255 01:37:31,114 --> 01:37:33,783 [ALL LAUGHING] 1256 01:37:38,245 --> 01:37:40,072 [CRACKLING] 1257 01:37:44,836 --> 01:37:46,117 [HISSING] 1258 01:37:58,808 --> 01:38:00,551 Enough trickery. 1259 01:38:03,312 --> 01:38:04,641 I worshipped you. 1260 01:38:04,814 --> 01:38:05,845 Plagued me. 1261 01:38:07,776 --> 01:38:08,807 Adored you! 1262 01:38:09,902 --> 01:38:12,192 [BARNABAS]: Despised you! 1263 01:38:16,867 --> 01:38:17,948 Fine. 1264 01:38:20,205 --> 01:38:22,909 If Collins blood built this house... 1265 01:38:23,834 --> 01:38:26,371 then let us bathe in it. 1266 01:38:45,355 --> 01:38:47,348 [CRACKLING] 1267 01:39:02,706 --> 01:39:04,497 [STATUE LAUGHING] 1268 01:39:09,004 --> 01:39:10,415 [STATUE LAUGHING] 1269 01:39:36,906 --> 01:39:38,900 [CAROLYN SNARLING] 1270 01:39:40,576 --> 01:39:41,907 Leave us alone. 1271 01:39:43,247 --> 01:39:44,908 Carolyn? 1272 01:39:48,252 --> 01:39:50,209 Carolyn, my God. 1273 01:39:52,006 --> 01:39:55,173 I'm a werewolf, okay? Let's not make a big deal out of it. 1274 01:39:57,595 --> 01:39:58,675 Woof. 1275 01:40:02,849 --> 01:40:06,551 [CAROLYN GROWLING] 1276 01:40:30,795 --> 01:40:33,121 What have you done to my daughter? 1277 01:40:33,965 --> 01:40:35,708 Well, Liz... 1278 01:40:36,300 --> 01:40:39,883 ...your perfect Collins pedigree lacked a bit of substance... 1279 01:40:40,054 --> 01:40:44,135 ...so I sent the werewolf who bit Carolyn in her crib. 1280 01:40:49,731 --> 01:40:52,982 Just like I made David no better than a bastard... 1281 01:40:53,151 --> 01:40:56,651 when I sent his mommy to the ocean floor to have tea with the tuna. 1282 01:40:59,074 --> 01:41:00,651 And as for you, my love... 1283 01:41:02,744 --> 01:41:05,318 I killed your mother and father. 1284 01:41:08,250 --> 01:41:10,705 I cursed your family, my Barnabas. 1285 01:41:10,878 --> 01:41:12,835 They kept us apart. 1286 01:41:13,004 --> 01:41:15,709 They never understood, we're the same. 1287 01:41:15,882 --> 01:41:18,006 We're meant to be. 1288 01:41:18,177 --> 01:41:20,169 [DAVID]: Leave him alone. 1289 01:41:22,973 --> 01:41:26,342 I think I'll kill you first, orphan. 1290 01:41:28,604 --> 01:41:30,680 David, get out! 1291 01:41:31,274 --> 01:41:33,017 Your quarrel is with me. 1292 01:41:33,191 --> 01:41:34,816 My quarrel is with all of you. 1293 01:41:35,402 --> 01:41:36,778 I'm warning you. 1294 01:41:37,195 --> 01:41:38,654 This is your last chance. 1295 01:41:39,197 --> 01:41:40,657 Let us go. 1296 01:41:40,825 --> 01:41:43,363 And what will you do if I don't, you little bastard? 1297 01:41:44,286 --> 01:41:45,828 Not me. 1298 01:41:45,996 --> 01:41:47,371 My mom. 1299 01:42:06,851 --> 01:42:10,220 [SHRIEKING] 1300 01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:22,319 Go! 1301 01:42:36,839 --> 01:42:38,713 David, come on. 1302 01:42:41,178 --> 01:42:43,051 Willie, come on. 1303 01:43:04,326 --> 01:43:06,615 So this is how it ends. 1304 01:43:10,706 --> 01:43:12,450 So quiet... 1305 01:43:13,084 --> 01:43:15,042 as if you were asleep. 1306 01:43:16,463 --> 01:43:20,924 You know, there was a time when I might have loved you. 1307 01:43:21,717 --> 01:43:24,504 We could have spent eternity together. 1308 01:43:25,304 --> 01:43:26,883 We still... 1309 01:43:27,641 --> 01:43:29,052 can. 1310 01:43:29,727 --> 01:43:31,968 You never wanted my love. 1311 01:43:32,646 --> 01:43:35,350 You wanted to possess me. 1312 01:43:35,523 --> 01:43:36,982 No. 1313 01:43:37,650 --> 01:43:39,893 I love you, Barnabas. 1314 01:43:40,821 --> 01:43:43,822 You cannot love, Angelique. 1315 01:43:44,866 --> 01:43:47,239 That is your curse. 1316 01:44:03,177 --> 01:44:05,134 [HEART BEATING] 1317 01:44:15,357 --> 01:44:16,352 Take it. 1318 01:44:43,552 --> 01:44:44,879 [BARNABAS]: Victoria! 1319 01:44:45,052 --> 01:44:46,594 Victoria! 1320 01:44:58,774 --> 01:45:01,016 She said Widow's Hill. 1321 01:45:16,418 --> 01:45:18,576 What do we do now? 1322 01:45:19,462 --> 01:45:21,669 What we've always done. 1323 01:45:23,091 --> 01:45:24,668 Endure. 1324 01:45:59,335 --> 01:46:00,913 [BARNABAS]: I thought I'd lost you. 1325 01:46:02,381 --> 01:46:03,792 You have lost me. 1326 01:46:05,800 --> 01:46:07,628 I live in the light, Barnabas. 1327 01:46:07,803 --> 01:46:09,629 You live in the shadows. 1328 01:46:09,804 --> 01:46:12,639 I'll grow old and die, and you'll live forever. 1329 01:46:12,807 --> 01:46:14,800 We will find a way, my love. 1330 01:46:16,520 --> 01:46:18,393 There's only one way. 1331 01:46:18,564 --> 01:46:23,107 No. I will not see you suffer as I do. Never. 1332 01:46:27,990 --> 01:46:29,153 No! 1333 01:47:01,524 --> 01:47:03,018 Oh, Victoria. 1334 01:47:03,526 --> 01:47:05,565 My sweet Victoria. 1335 01:47:15,621 --> 01:47:17,365 Victoria. 1336 01:47:24,047 --> 01:47:25,707 Josette. 1337 01:47:43,733 --> 01:47:48,145 [BARNABAS]: It is said that blood is thicker than water. 1338 01:47:48,322 --> 01:47:50,113 It is what defines us. 1339 01:47:50,282 --> 01:47:51,942 Binds us. 1340 01:47:52,116 --> 01:47:54,239 Curses us. 1341 01:47:54,411 --> 01:47:57,511 My name is Barnabas Collins... 1342 01:47:57,580 --> 01:48:01,744 and my curse has finally been broken.