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[Music plays]
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[Sighs]
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[Sighs] OK.
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[Acoustic rock plays]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Is this yours?
- Dad.
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Didn't think so.
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- [Shower running]
- [Muffled music plays]
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[* Sondre Lerche and The Faces
Down: Airport Taxi Reception]
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Hey.
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Hey, I was gonna
do that for you later.
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Now you won't have to.
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- OK. OK, are you hungry?
- Yeah.
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- Cereal?
- OK.
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All right.
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- So the plan...
- [girl] The plan.
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Cara, Dad's about
to reveal "the plan."
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I'll pack up the car,
pick you up right after school,
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and then we'll drive
straight... through.
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- [Girl 2] Sounds good.
- Does not.
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- What now?
- Well, isn't the whole point
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that we go to school? You're
forcing us to miss school
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when we should be,
like, in school.
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Right? I mean,
what about my studies?
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OK, why are you smiling?
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I just never thought I'd hear you say,
"What about my studies?"
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It makes me, like, smile.
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- [Scoffs] I don't wanna go.
- We do this every year.
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Only time we can get
the family together.
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[Girl] Gotta help Grandma
and Grandpa.
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- Go.
- You're destroying my education.
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- Change.
- [Doorbell rings]
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- Yes?
- Very good column, sir.
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That bit about curfews?
Very apt.
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And may I also say
that yesterday's column
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on boundary
setting was excellent.
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- Who are you?
- I'm Marty Barasco.
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I would like to thank you
for last Friday's column.
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It helped me understand my parents.
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[Laughs] OK.
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Well, Marty,
what else can I do for you?
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I'd like to see your daughter,
sir. If I could.
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Ah. Jane. Jane!
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Actually, I'm here for Cara.
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Nice to meet you, Marty.
Come back in two years.
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I don't wanna brag,
but Mr. Shaff says
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I'm one of the best drivers in his
class. He says I'm highway ready.
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Mr. Shaff and I may not agree.
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- Cara! Let's go.
- So will you let me?
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We'll see. 3pm sharp.
Do not be...
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- Late. We got it.
...late.
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Yes, we do.
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FYI, that boy you were really rude to
before is my friend, Marty,
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my lab partner from class. We're
doing an extra-credit project together.
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Bus.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
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- Come on!
- Hurry up!
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[Sighs]
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[Cell phone rings]
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Yeah?
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Yeah, Jordy,
I e-mailed it half an hour ago.
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What?
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No way. You're kidding.
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[Laughs]
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That's funny. [laughs]
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- Where's your sister?
- You're late.
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She went to Yumms.
Can I drive?
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- Dad's going to be syndicated.
- Not so fast.
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There're others being considered...
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Aw, that's great. Can I drive?
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- [Engine whirring]
- [Brakes screech]
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Look. You're a fine driver. It's the
just the other hundred million dr...
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If you don't let me,
I'll never learn.
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But if I let you,
you may not live.
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- [Rock music plays]
- [Indistinct chatter]
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[Pounding]
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[Conversation stops]
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What was that?
What are you doing?
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- Could you be more embarrassing?
- Sorry to interrupt your studies.
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Well, we can't all
be monks like you. No.
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- By the way, you're grounded.
- Oh, I'm grounded?
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Mm-hmm. For how long?
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- For life.
- [Girl] Dad, come on.
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- It's humiliating.
- Tell me about it.
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[Dan] Grounded for a month.
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A month! But that's
worse than forever.
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- OK, Dad, why?
- You lied to me.
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Yeah, well,
you can't handle the truth.
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Try me next time.
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- [Stammering] But... but...
- No, no. No. No.
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- OK, Dad. I... I love Marty.
- Oh, please.
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- [Cara] OK.
- Come on.
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Dad, Dad. Dad, Dad, stop.
OK, just listen. Listen.
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I didn't know right away.
It took me a while.
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- What's a while?
- I've known him for three weeks,
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but I knew in three days.
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- You can't know in three days.
- [Car engine turning over]
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- Well, maybe she can.
- No, no. No.
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What you're feeling
is not love.
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- It is young and reckless.
- Yes, it is. I love him.
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- You may think it's love, it is not!
- No, I love him. I love him.
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- No, it's not. No, it's not.
- I love him.
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I love him. I love him.
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[* Sondre Lerche:
To Be Surprised]
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Dad? You OK?
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[Dan] There goes
Jane's college education.
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There goes Cara's.
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- Oh, no. What about mine?
- No, you're good.
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Ah, no, wait. There it goes.
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[Giggles]
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You can't keep me from Marty.
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Dad, let me remind you
that guys are half the world,
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and I'll find others.
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But know that only
Marty gets my heart.
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In the car.
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- I know a really good driver.
- No.
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No.
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Here you go.
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I think your sisters
aren't very happy with me.
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- Duh.
- Why do you think?
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You're a good father,
but sometimes a bad dad.
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- Who told you to say that?
- No one.
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Was it Jane or Cara?
You can tell me.
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- I made it up myself.
- No. You didn't.
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Which one of your sisters
told you to say that?
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I made it up myself.
I'm in the fourth grade.
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- I can make things up for myself.
- Jane or Cara?
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- I made it up myself.
- Jane or Cara?
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- I'm in the fourth grade.
- She's in the fourth grade!
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[Brakes screech]
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- [Horn honks]
- [Woman] Oh, they're here.
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- [Indistinct chatter]
- [Woman 2] They're here. Come, girls.
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- Hey, Poppy.
- Good to see you.
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Hi, Lil.
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Hey, Dad.
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- Well, now we're all here.
- Mm-hm.
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- How you doing?
- Uh, fine. Or maybe not.
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- My kids can't stand me.
- Means you're doing something right.
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[Indistinct chatter, laughter]
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Oh, you're so...
Hiya, honey.
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Look at your girls.
They're all grown up.
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No, no, no.
They're still very young.
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- Come on, Lilly. Lilly.
- Hey, how are you?
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- She's getting big.
- Getting bigger every day.
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- Hey, man.
- Dan the man.
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Good to see you.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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- Hi, Uncle Dan.
- Hey, Eileen, how are you?
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- Did you hit traffic?
- Yeah, it wasn't... eh, not too bad.
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- Hi, sis. Good to see you.
- Glad you're here.
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Who are they? I've never
seen these guys in my life.
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- Hi, Uncle Dan.
- Say something.
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- Something.
- It happened. I knew it. Way to go.
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- Sounds good.
- Help your uncle with his bags, OK?
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[Sighs]
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Honey, you're down here.
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Your brother, Mitch, has
a friend coming to visit, so...
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- I'm in the special room.
- Yeah.
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- [Mitch] Sorry, bro.
- That's OK.
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- You sleep tight.
- You too.
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[Drier rumbling]
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[Brushing teeth]
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- You tired?
- [Girl] Get down, get down!
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- Morning.
- Good morning.
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- Sleep OK?
- Yeah.
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- [Girl] Get down!
- Can I get you guys something?
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Get a life.
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- She just needs some space.
- That's not what she needs.
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Yeah. She does.
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From the sound of things,
you all do.
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Yeah, why don't you
go get the papers?
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- Oh, Mom.
- Yeah, go on.
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It would do you good.
Get lost for a little while.
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- Maybe I should stick around.
- No. Get lost, Danny.
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It's not a request.
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[* Sondre Lerche: I'll Be OK]
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[Engine starts]
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[Gulls calling]
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[Train whistle blows]
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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[Indistinct chatter]
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- Good morning.
- I'll be with you in a minute.
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Oh.
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Well, then he went downtown.
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Yeah. For coffee. Right.
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Talks to him on weekends.
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Hi. Excuse me. Could you help?
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Um... Yes.
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I'm looking for a book,
obviously.
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- Anything in particular?
- Yeah, something that can help me
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deal with, um...
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...what might be
an awkward situation.
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Oh. OK. Um, what...
what's kind of, um...
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Well, something funny
might be nice.
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But not necessarily big, "ha ha ha,"
laugh-out-loud funny,
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you know, and certainly not
make-fun-of-other-people funny,
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but rather something,
uh, human funny.
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OK.
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And, uh, if it could, um,
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sneak up on you,
surprise you,
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and at the same time make
you think that what you thought
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was not only right
in a wrong kind of way,
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but when you're wrong,
there's a certain rightness
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- to your wrongness.
- Um...
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Well, maybe what
I mean is, um,
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more importantly, I'm looking
to be swept up. [laughs]
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And at the same time, not.
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Meaning I wanna feel, uh,
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a deep connection to, uh, something.
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Or maybe I don't know
what I'm looking for.
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Well, in my experience, you rarely
find it all in just one book.
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- Oh.
- Maybe that's why there're so many.
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- Hmm.
- Um...
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- So, what do we have?
- We have a smattering, a sort of
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- potpourri of possibilities.
- Potpourri?
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Yeah. Um, here we go.
We have, uh, poetry.
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Dickinson, you know, basic stuff.
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- Little Neruda is always good.
- I agree.
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Oh, now, this is actually
a real page-turner.
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The Life of Gandhi?
I... No, but he...
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Nobody has ever
been quite so cool as him.
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Um, lighthouses.
A Good Man Is Hard to Find.
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- Uh, the title alone.
- Anna Karenina. I don't...
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- Oh, now, that's funny.
- [Both laugh]
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No, actually, no,
funny is here.
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Maybe it's not that funny.
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No, actually that's funny.
Very funny, and true.
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Good. OK, good. Um...
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But, uh, if you
could pick only one.
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Ah. Well, I would say
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that nothing rivals
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- the romance of Fishcliff.
- [Laughs]
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I'm being honest. I just walked around
and I just grabbed stuff.
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I just grabbed
whatever I could grab.
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- [Clerk] You were lookin' for?
- Sold.
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- [Clerk] I'm sorry?
- I want them all.
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These were just
suggestions, I...
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Make sure he gets
the commission for this.
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- [Clerk] He doesn't work here.
- Well, he should.
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00:16:43,106 --> 00:16:46,271
You are smooth.
241
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,122
Uh, actually,
no, I'm not smooth.
242
00:16:49,188 --> 00:16:54,884
- I'm, uh, Dan. Sorry.
- [Both laugh]
243
00:16:54,949 --> 00:16:57,371
Marie. [sniffs]
244
00:16:57,445 --> 00:17:01,220
Hey. Hi.
245
00:17:01,285 --> 00:17:05,180
Um, so, Marie,
can I make it up to you?
246
00:17:06,215 --> 00:17:08,703
[Dan] OK. Here is your tea. Hot.
247
00:17:08,775 --> 00:17:11,622
Watch it.
And there is my orange juice.
248
00:17:11,687 --> 00:17:14,589
And I bought a muffin,
but I think
249
00:17:14,664 --> 00:17:18,210
they gave me a small planet.
250
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,550
- [Marie laughs]
- I should put that down.
251
00:17:20,617 --> 00:17:23,716
- Thank you.
- I have napkins and utensils.
252
00:17:23,785 --> 00:17:26,469
- I'm a big believer in forks.
- [Laughs]
253
00:17:26,538 --> 00:17:28,873
And you are not,
apparently.
254
00:17:28,938 --> 00:17:30,148
- So, Dan...
- Yes.
255
00:17:30,218 --> 00:17:33,863
- You were born?
- I was born.
256
00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:39,147
Like everybody else. And I grew up,
like everybody else. Good?
257
00:17:39,212 --> 00:17:42,376
- Mmm. Mm-hmm.
- [Laughs]
258
00:17:42,444 --> 00:17:44,300
Um, OK. What else?
259
00:17:44,365 --> 00:17:47,748
I went to school,
and I had a Bonanza lunch pail.
260
00:17:47,821 --> 00:17:50,636
This show, '60s, a TV show.
261
00:17:50,701 --> 00:17:53,036
When I was ten,
I wanted to be a magician.
262
00:17:53,102 --> 00:17:56,452
So I used to hold these magic shows
for all the kids in the neighborhood.
263
00:17:56,526 --> 00:17:59,276
I tried to make
a neighborhood girl levitate.
264
00:17:59,343 --> 00:18:04,297
And she didn't. And it involved
a body cast, and several stitches...
265
00:18:04,368 --> 00:18:07,717
- [Marie laughs]
...the end of my...
266
00:18:18,066 --> 00:18:21,864
[Dan] Let me tell you something,
something I've never...
267
00:18:21,939 --> 00:18:26,761
[laughs] You're gonna laugh.
Something I've never told anybody...
268
00:18:26,835 --> 00:18:28,210
...in my life.
269
00:18:28,276 --> 00:18:31,593
Um, and this is really hard
for me to say.
270
00:18:31,669 --> 00:18:34,189
[Both laugh]
271
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:38,669
And then she got, uh, sick.
272
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,557
And, um, then she was gone.
273
00:18:42,902 --> 00:18:44,844
And, uh...
274
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,015
It's taken a while.
275
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,971
We should probably talk
about something else.
276
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:57,935
So you're telling me that you're one of
those widowers with three daughters
277
00:18:58,008 --> 00:19:00,692
who preys on unsuspecting
women in bookstores?
278
00:19:00,761 --> 00:19:03,631
- It seems that would be me.
- Been there.
279
00:19:03,706 --> 00:19:06,325
- Really?
- [Laughs]
280
00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:11,089
No, it seems that it's been...
281
00:19:13,147 --> 00:19:16,977
...seriously hard.
- No. Um...
282
00:19:17,052 --> 00:19:20,948
No, we're OK now.
We're really OK.
283
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:24,021
[Whispers]
You don't have to smile.
284
00:19:25,757 --> 00:19:27,448
Better than the alternative.
285
00:19:27,518 --> 00:19:30,617
- [Cell phone rings]
- Ah.
286
00:19:30,686 --> 00:19:32,475
- Can you hold?
- Mm-hmm.
287
00:19:34,559 --> 00:19:35,835
- Excuse me.
- Mm-hm.
288
00:19:35,903 --> 00:19:40,694
Hi. No, no,
I'm minutes away. Yes.
289
00:19:40,768 --> 00:19:44,510
- Um, I have to go.
- Oh. OK.
290
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,536
I just lost track of time.
291
00:19:49,602 --> 00:19:51,675
I wish we could keep talking.
292
00:19:51,746 --> 00:19:55,903
Well, it was nice, and a bit unusual,
meeting you.
293
00:19:55,971 --> 00:19:59,387
- Maybe I can call you sometime?
- Uh, that might be awkward.
294
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:02,590
- 'Cause you're in a relationship?
- Yes. A new one.
295
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,831
I would've found out
if I hadn't been talking.
296
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,770
- That's true.
- But it's not exactly fair, is it?
297
00:20:07,845 --> 00:20:10,496
- I mean, you know all about me...
- Thank you.
298
00:20:10,565 --> 00:20:14,243
And I know nothing about you. I don't
wanna go through the rest of my life
299
00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:17,507
wondering about the woman in the
bookstore who let me do the talking.
300
00:20:17,574 --> 00:20:21,917
All we'd be is two people
finishing a conversation.
301
00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:26,727
Uh... OK.
No harm in that.
302
00:20:31,368 --> 00:20:33,441
[Sighs] Oh, OK.
303
00:20:35,593 --> 00:20:38,724
Call. Or don't, but, uh, call.
304
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:47,205
Oh! Um, hey, hey, hey!
305
00:20:47,275 --> 00:20:51,137
Just so you know, um, I would even call
to say I'm not calling.
306
00:20:51,211 --> 00:20:53,448
Hmm.
307
00:20:56,364 --> 00:20:59,431
[Laughs] Um...
308
00:21:02,029 --> 00:21:03,556
OK.
309
00:21:08,014 --> 00:21:12,969
"I'd even call to say I'm not calling?"
Wow.
310
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,468
- [Tires screech]
- [Honking]
311
00:21:14,544 --> 00:21:16,170
Sorry. Sorry!
312
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,793
[Police siren wails]
313
00:21:25,489 --> 00:21:28,621
[Dan sighs]
314
00:21:28,690 --> 00:21:31,952
I, um... I never do this
kind of thing, officer.
315
00:21:32,018 --> 00:21:35,402
I'm usually very careful.
316
00:21:35,474 --> 00:21:37,930
And nobody believes in...
317
00:21:38,003 --> 00:21:39,792
- Welcome to Rhode Island.
- Yeah, OK.
318
00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:41,387
Yeah, it's nice to be here.
319
00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:46,163
[Piano playing scales]
320
00:21:46,229 --> 00:21:48,433
- Hey.
- Hey.
321
00:21:48,501 --> 00:21:51,917
- [Laughs] What's wrong?
- Nobody.
322
00:21:51,990 --> 00:21:54,194
- I mean, nothing.
- [Both laugh]
323
00:21:54,262 --> 00:21:55,789
Danny's back.
324
00:22:01,783 --> 00:22:03,671
- Dude, are you all right?
- What? Yeah.
325
00:22:03,735 --> 00:22:07,085
- No, no, no, I'm good. I'm good. Yeah.
- Really?
326
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,069
'Cause you don't...
you don't seem good.
327
00:22:09,144 --> 00:22:13,880
Well, it was the strangest thing.
I, um...
328
00:22:14,905 --> 00:22:17,753
- Wow.
- Wow what?
329
00:22:19,387 --> 00:22:22,900
I met somebody,
and she's really something.
330
00:22:22,971 --> 00:22:26,681
- Hot damn!
- Bro, that is beyond huge!
331
00:22:26,747 --> 00:22:28,057
- You got her number?
- Yeah.
332
00:22:28,124 --> 00:22:29,848
- You gonna call?
- It's complicated.
333
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,607
No, it's simple.
You've gotta call.
334
00:22:31,676 --> 00:22:34,294
No, he just met her. He's
probably worried it's too soon.
335
00:22:34,365 --> 00:22:37,627
No, it's never too soon.
Especially for somebody his age.
336
00:22:37,693 --> 00:22:39,319
- Amy, Dan met someone.
- Shh...
337
00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:41,179
- He met someone?
- Dan met someone?
338
00:22:41,246 --> 00:22:43,253
- Come here. How soon till he can call?
- Shh.
339
00:22:43,326 --> 00:22:45,465
I don't know. I haven't
been single for years.
340
00:22:45,534 --> 00:22:48,186
- Me neither. My God, who is she?
- Uncle Dan met someone?
341
00:22:48,255 --> 00:22:50,262
- Dan met a hottie.
- [Overlapping chatter]
342
00:22:50,335 --> 00:22:52,539
All right, all right.
That is enough.
343
00:22:52,608 --> 00:22:54,396
You know what?
Let's ask Annie.
344
00:22:54,464 --> 00:22:55,708
- Just now?
- Now.
345
00:22:55,776 --> 00:22:58,591
- What does she look like?
- Um...
346
00:22:58,656 --> 00:23:01,406
- She...
- What's the, um?
347
00:23:03,361 --> 00:23:06,657
- The question?
- This is my brother, Dan.
348
00:23:06,722 --> 00:23:10,236
And, um, he needs your advice.
He met some hottie downtown,
349
00:23:10,307 --> 00:23:12,674
and, um... She's a little shell-shocked.
350
00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:14,779
Wouldn't you be?
Mitch neglects to mention
351
00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:17,852
that in their weekend away, she's gonna
meet our entire family.
352
00:23:17,924 --> 00:23:22,147
- I didn't want to scare her off.
- Let's go, everybody! Let's go.
353
00:23:22,212 --> 00:23:24,001
Congratulations.
354
00:23:25,573 --> 00:23:27,646
So, um, Annie?
355
00:23:27,717 --> 00:23:29,790
It's Anne-Marie.
Um, Mitch calls me Annie,
356
00:23:29,862 --> 00:23:31,967
but, uh, I'm
Marie everywhere else.
357
00:23:32,038 --> 00:23:34,275
I've two Marys and
a Martha in my exercise class,
358
00:23:34,342 --> 00:23:38,271
- so I didn't wanna confuse people.
- No. That would be not good.
359
00:23:38,343 --> 00:23:41,213
- I... I prefer Marie.
- [Mom] Come on, sweetie.
360
00:23:41,288 --> 00:23:43,230
- Women are on the porch.
- Girls out there,
361
00:23:43,304 --> 00:23:46,207
guys in here.
Come on, Dan. Let's do it.
362
00:23:49,290 --> 00:23:53,284
Perfect! OK. The briefest time units.
Four letters.
363
00:23:53,354 --> 00:23:55,045
- [Eileen] Mili.
- [Woman] Oh, wait.
364
00:23:55,114 --> 00:23:59,588
- Nano!
...A- N-O. Great!
365
00:23:59,658 --> 00:24:01,317
Hey, no spying.
366
00:24:04,172 --> 00:24:06,889
- You guys are way behind!
- That's not helping.
367
00:24:06,956 --> 00:24:09,477
Uh, I don't think "secretive" fits.
368
00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:11,818
No, it doesn't fit.
"Secretive" doesn't fit.
369
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:14,056
- Let's move on to 12 across.
- We're movin' on.
370
00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:17,475
For you to be interested in someone,
she must be really special, right?
371
00:24:17,549 --> 00:24:19,688
- Skip 12.
- This is what I'm trying to tell you.
372
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:23,207
It is not going to happen.
She is already dating somebody.
373
00:24:23,279 --> 00:24:26,694
- That's not your problem, bro.
- [Sighs] Actually, it kind of is.
374
00:24:26,767 --> 00:24:29,550
Listen up, 15 across,
five letters, pan-fry.
375
00:24:29,616 --> 00:24:31,886
- Pan-fry.
- Pan-fry. Uh, "grill." Uh...
376
00:24:31,952 --> 00:24:33,676
Dude, is there a rock on her left hand?
377
00:24:33,745 --> 00:24:35,817
- Uh, no, not yet.
- Then all's fair.
378
00:24:35,888 --> 00:24:39,053
All right, now focus, people!
Pan-fry!
379
00:24:39,121 --> 00:24:42,253
- Saute.
- Oh, my gosh. Of course it's saute!
380
00:24:42,322 --> 00:24:44,711
- [Laughing]
- [Stammering]
381
00:24:44,786 --> 00:24:48,649
And, uh, the word before,
did we try "zeitgeist"?
382
00:24:48,723 --> 00:24:52,106
- It would be E-l-T.
- I think it would make "ozone" work.
383
00:24:52,179 --> 00:24:56,970
- Lord, we hit the mother lode!
- [Laughter]
384
00:24:59,284 --> 00:25:03,562
Ten letters. "Anything that
can go wrong, will." So...
385
00:25:03,637 --> 00:25:05,361
Earth to Dan.
We're still at across.
386
00:25:05,430 --> 00:25:08,464
- We're not even at down, Dan.
- We're dying here, buddy.
387
00:25:08,534 --> 00:25:12,658
- [Cheering]
- [Groaning]
388
00:25:12,727 --> 00:25:14,582
- We're done.
- Hooray for the dishes.
389
00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:17,876
- Congratulations, yeah.
- [Cheering]
390
00:25:19,224 --> 00:25:21,591
- Let's check it!
- What now, boys?
391
00:25:21,657 --> 00:25:23,380
Dishes, duh!
392
00:25:23,448 --> 00:25:25,783
What happened?
You were useless out there.
393
00:25:25,849 --> 00:25:26,864
Sorry, guys.
394
00:25:26,937 --> 00:25:28,661
Lay off him.
He's got a lot on his mind.
395
00:25:28,730 --> 00:25:30,999
- Saute.
- Dad, Mom.
396
00:25:31,066 --> 00:25:32,496
What do you think of?
397
00:25:32,570 --> 00:25:35,026
Well, Mitch, it's too soon to tell.
398
00:25:35,099 --> 00:25:39,158
That being said, she's
bright, lovely, adorable,
399
00:25:39,227 --> 00:25:44,346
and if you botch this up,
we'll keep her and get rid of you.
400
00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:46,616
Dan, honey,
you missed a spot.
401
00:25:47,965 --> 00:25:52,537
Seriously, dude.
That girl is smokin'. Amazing. Really.
402
00:25:52,605 --> 00:25:56,534
- What do you think of her?
- Um, she's great.
403
00:25:58,143 --> 00:25:59,801
Let me have a bite.
404
00:26:17,026 --> 00:26:19,098
- [Inaudible]
- [Woman] Hey, hey, hey, hey!
405
00:26:19,170 --> 00:26:22,269
[Children shouting]
406
00:26:22,339 --> 00:26:24,673
- No, no! Let's go, Gus.
- All right.
407
00:26:24,738 --> 00:26:26,713
Can I show you where
we are on this map...
408
00:26:26,787 --> 00:26:28,992
- Oh, yes. Yes.
...here?
409
00:26:29,060 --> 00:26:32,989
Um, if I had known,
I would have never...
410
00:26:33,060 --> 00:26:36,377
- Not my brother's girlfriend.
- Uh, no, of course not.
411
00:26:36,453 --> 00:26:39,388
And, for the record,
I never called you a hottie.
412
00:26:39,461 --> 00:26:42,364
- Hey, we are... This is the bay.
- Oh!
413
00:26:42,438 --> 00:26:44,445
- And we're right there.
- I see.
414
00:26:44,518 --> 00:26:47,169
- So, what should we do?
- Um, it's kind of funny.
415
00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:48,929
Maybe we should
just tell everyone.
416
00:26:48,999 --> 00:26:51,170
No. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
417
00:26:51,239 --> 00:26:53,312
We didn't do anything wrong.
It was sweet...
418
00:26:53,384 --> 00:26:55,719
Good! You guys are
getting to know each other.
419
00:26:55,784 --> 00:26:57,923
Yeah. Just showing her
where we are on the map.
420
00:26:57,992 --> 00:27:00,131
[Boy] Hey, Uncle Mitch,
you're not counting.
421
00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:04,991
OK, OK. Hey. I know what's
goin' on here with you two.
422
00:27:07,498 --> 00:27:10,182
You're not hiding.
[Laughs]
423
00:27:10,251 --> 00:27:12,771
Go ahead. One!
424
00:27:12,843 --> 00:27:15,495
- Two! Go!
- OK.
425
00:27:15,564 --> 00:27:17,931
- All right. I'm...
- Three!
426
00:27:17,996 --> 00:27:20,135
Clay, I know you're
in that back closet.
427
00:27:20,204 --> 00:27:21,830
- [Clay] Come on!
- [Mitch] Four!
428
00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:24,202
[Clay] Do over! Do over!
429
00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:27,814
Five! Six!
I'm counting to 200.
430
00:27:27,885 --> 00:27:29,828
- I see you.
- Yes, we do.
431
00:27:29,902 --> 00:27:32,586
I'm gonna lay down
for this whole thing. Eight!
432
00:27:32,654 --> 00:27:34,694
[Sighs]
433
00:27:34,767 --> 00:27:36,360
- Mitch is a great guy.
- He is!
434
00:27:36,431 --> 00:27:38,504
He's fun and, uh, funny.
435
00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:42,220
Uncomplicated in a... in a
good way. Just what I need.
436
00:27:42,288 --> 00:27:44,230
- He's a great guy.
- [Mitch] Nine!
437
00:27:44,304 --> 00:27:47,501
See, I just ended this long,
messy relationship,
438
00:27:47,568 --> 00:27:50,733
and I joined this gym
and Mitch was there.
439
00:27:50,801 --> 00:27:52,656
- He's a great guy.
- [Chuckles]
440
00:27:52,721 --> 00:27:55,885
- You keep saying that.
- Well, because he is.
441
00:27:55,954 --> 00:27:57,809
[Mitch] Ten!
442
00:27:57,874 --> 00:27:59,729
Eleven, 12, 1 3, 1 4, 15!
443
00:27:59,794 --> 00:28:04,170
- So good luck... to all of us.
- OK.
444
00:28:04,243 --> 00:28:08,302
[Laughing]
445
00:28:08,372 --> 00:28:10,893
So a little bird told me
you're gonna be syndicated.
446
00:28:10,964 --> 00:28:14,380
Lilly. They're looking at a bunch of
columnists. It's a long shot at best.
447
00:28:14,453 --> 00:28:18,763
She's amazing. Name a place,
she's either lived there or visited.
448
00:28:18,838 --> 00:28:22,352
Tibet, Chile, Berlin
when there was the Wall.
449
00:28:22,423 --> 00:28:24,692
She's... [laughs]
450
00:28:24,758 --> 00:28:28,207
Wait! Whoa, whoa, what'd I miss?
451
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,542
- Well, Mitch certainly made out.
- Yep.
452
00:28:31,608 --> 00:28:33,845
And what about you?
Have you found anyone?
453
00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:36,334
- Dad, don't... [sighs]
- Look, I know you always say
454
00:28:36,409 --> 00:28:41,592
that with Suzanne you won the lottery
and that to try again would feel greedy,
455
00:28:41,658 --> 00:28:45,335
but it's been four years.
456
00:28:45,402 --> 00:28:47,541
Can we just walk, please?
457
00:28:54,075 --> 00:28:56,050
[Laughter]
458
00:28:56,124 --> 00:28:59,125
- I wanted to spare you.
- [Laughter]
459
00:28:59,197 --> 00:29:02,099
- And I never smelt a thing!
- [Groaning]
460
00:29:02,173 --> 00:29:04,792
Somebody please pass the corn.
461
00:29:04,862 --> 00:29:07,033
- [Marie] And that's how we met.
- I got it.
462
00:29:07,102 --> 00:29:08,663
- [Mitch] My version...
- [Marie] No.
463
00:29:08,734 --> 00:29:11,036
- What's your sign?
- Scorpio, Libra rising.
464
00:29:11,102 --> 00:29:12,564
- Oh, my God, so am I.
- Really?
465
00:29:12,639 --> 00:29:13,915
Do you have any siblings?
466
00:29:13,983 --> 00:29:16,023
- [Marie] No.
- Who wants corn? Any...
467
00:29:16,096 --> 00:29:20,406
Tell us something about yourself
few people know, not even Mitch.
468
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,052
I am an, um... an accomplished
469
00:29:25,121 --> 00:29:28,220
- maker of pancakes.
- Talent show.
470
00:29:28,289 --> 00:29:31,192
- Talent show.
- What would your perfect day be?
471
00:29:31,265 --> 00:29:33,655
Mine would start with Annie,
and end with Annie...
472
00:29:33,731 --> 00:29:35,870
We're not asking you.
So you were saying?
473
00:29:35,939 --> 00:29:39,168
Uh, my perfect day would start
with going to a country
474
00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:42,171
where they speak a language
I don't know, new customs,
475
00:29:42,243 --> 00:29:44,994
someplace where I'm
completely out of my element.
476
00:29:45,060 --> 00:29:47,035
Welcome.
I think you've arrived.
477
00:29:47,109 --> 00:29:48,319
[Laughter]
478
00:29:48,389 --> 00:29:49,851
I want to say, the first time...
479
00:29:49,925 --> 00:29:52,380
The first time that I saw her...
480
00:29:52,453 --> 00:29:55,236
Sweetheart, sweetheart,
you don't have to shout.
481
00:29:55,302 --> 00:29:58,619
Well, I thought that I just died
482
00:29:58,695 --> 00:30:03,813
- because there's an angel in the room.
- Mmm. Thank you.
483
00:30:03,879 --> 00:30:07,141
[Indistinct chatter]
484
00:30:10,665 --> 00:30:12,453
[Cara] Are you and Mitch in love?
485
00:30:12,521 --> 00:30:14,943
This corn is like an angel.
486
00:30:20,938 --> 00:30:23,556
[Indistinct chatter]
487
00:30:23,626 --> 00:30:27,304
- [Girl] Let's design a tent tonight.
- Yeah! Big giant one!
488
00:30:27,371 --> 00:30:29,990
We can make it have ceilings!
489
00:30:46,862 --> 00:30:49,645
Dessert! Dessert.
490
00:30:49,711 --> 00:30:51,653
Oh, Danny, some of us are still eating.
491
00:30:51,727 --> 00:30:53,353
- It's getting late.
- No, it's not.
492
00:30:53,424 --> 00:30:56,272
I'm an only child too. This is
really overwhelming, isn't it?
493
00:30:56,336 --> 00:30:58,376
Have you ever
lived your perfect day?
494
00:30:58,448 --> 00:31:00,456
When does a boyfriend
become a lover?
495
00:31:00,529 --> 00:31:02,536
OK. OK, all right, all right.
496
00:31:02,609 --> 00:31:06,090
I think we can stop asking her
questions. Been grilling her all night.
497
00:31:06,162 --> 00:31:07,918
Does it feel like we're grilling you?
498
00:31:07,985 --> 00:31:10,604
- No. No, not at all.
- [Dan] She's just being nice.
499
00:31:10,674 --> 00:31:14,766
- No. I love the questions.
- Oh, please.
500
00:31:14,835 --> 00:31:20,106
Mm. On behalf of my family,
I would like to apologize.
501
00:31:20,180 --> 00:31:22,733
None of Mitch's girlfriends
have ever been subjected
502
00:31:22,804 --> 00:31:25,390
- to such in-depth questioning.
- Dan does have a point.
503
00:31:25,461 --> 00:31:28,178
- [Dan] Right? Not the body double.
- No.
504
00:31:28,246 --> 00:31:31,213
- What was her name? Oh, God!
- Not the Knicks City Dancer.
505
00:31:31,285 --> 00:31:34,635
Or the "massage therapist."
506
00:31:34,711 --> 00:31:38,192
None of the flight attendants from
every major and regional airline
507
00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:40,499
who've wheeled their carts
through this house.
508
00:31:40,568 --> 00:31:44,245
- OK, that's enough.
- What? Am I wrong? Come on.
509
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:51,475
Wow, Dan. Thank you
for pointing that out.
510
00:31:51,545 --> 00:31:53,487
You're the smartest guy I know.
511
00:31:55,385 --> 00:31:58,899
He's right. It's Annie's turn
to ask me whatever...
512
00:32:00,090 --> 00:32:01,399
She prefers Marie.
513
00:32:02,939 --> 00:32:05,328
Ask me whatever you want,
Marie.
514
00:32:05,403 --> 00:32:08,600
- I don't have any questions.
- Oh, come on.
515
00:32:08,668 --> 00:32:14,299
Mitch said early on that if I'd forgive
him his past, he'd forgive me mine.
516
00:32:16,477 --> 00:32:18,070
Well, that's a stupid thing to do.
517
00:32:18,141 --> 00:32:20,378
- OK, into the family room.
- Hey, guys. You done?
518
00:32:20,446 --> 00:32:24,473
Kids, come on.
Into the family room.
519
00:32:29,055 --> 00:32:31,838
John, bring the pies, please.
520
00:32:37,569 --> 00:32:41,181
Not you. You'll be
doing the dishes alone.
521
00:32:46,178 --> 00:32:48,218
[Mom] Six. Six letters.
522
00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:50,462
[Cara yelling] Yes, yes, yes!
523
00:32:50,531 --> 00:32:54,109
[Indistinct yelling]
524
00:32:54,179 --> 00:32:56,863
[Clay] Good job. Good job.
525
00:32:56,932 --> 00:32:59,005
- Second word.
- [Woman] Second word.
526
00:33:00,165 --> 00:33:01,856
- [Cara] You, you!
- Hey.
527
00:33:03,237 --> 00:33:05,180
I'm sorry. I was way, way out of line.
528
00:33:05,253 --> 00:33:07,490
No, you're never out of line.
You're my brother.
529
00:33:07,557 --> 00:33:09,118
You'll understand when I tell...
530
00:33:09,190 --> 00:33:10,914
Nothing you can say would upset me.
531
00:33:10,983 --> 00:33:13,950
- Can I just say one thing?
...the bookstore...
532
00:33:14,022 --> 00:33:17,154
When you were talking
about my other girls,
533
00:33:17,223 --> 00:33:18,784
I realized something.
534
00:33:18,856 --> 00:33:20,863
[Indistinct chatter]
535
00:33:20,936 --> 00:33:24,832
What I feel for Marie
is different.
536
00:33:26,473 --> 00:33:30,335
You know that feeling in,
um... in your...
537
00:33:30,409 --> 00:33:31,686
- Heart.
- Yeah.
538
00:33:31,753 --> 00:33:33,728
- When your heart is just...
- Pounding.
539
00:33:33,802 --> 00:33:37,796
- Pounding. And...
- Like it's actually outside your ribs.
540
00:33:37,867 --> 00:33:40,169
- Yes.
- Exposed, vulnerable...
541
00:33:40,235 --> 00:33:41,959
- Yeah. It's...
- Wonderful and awful
542
00:33:42,027 --> 00:33:44,897
and heartsick and alive,
all at the same time.
543
00:33:44,972 --> 00:33:48,355
Yes. Yes. Yeah, what do you...
what do we call that?
544
00:33:48,429 --> 00:33:51,299
[Laughs] Uh, love.
545
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,509
You always did have the words.
546
00:33:58,190 --> 00:34:00,557
[Yelling]
547
00:34:03,887 --> 00:34:06,735
- Stanford or Berkeley.
- Oh, those are great schools.
548
00:34:06,799 --> 00:34:09,702
- Maybe University of Washington.
- Huh.
549
00:34:09,776 --> 00:34:12,329
Or somewhere closer to home.
550
00:34:15,761 --> 00:34:18,511
Lil, you have trouble sleeping,
you know where to find me.
551
00:34:18,577 --> 00:34:20,487
Dad.
552
00:34:22,130 --> 00:34:24,913
Uncle Mitch, are you going in
for your good-night kiss?
553
00:34:24,978 --> 00:34:26,440
- You bet.
- Mom and Dad's old
554
00:34:26,515 --> 00:34:29,417
- "separate bedrooms till married" rule.
- Kinda high school.
555
00:34:29,491 --> 00:34:31,182
- I agree with that rule.
- Thank you.
556
00:34:31,251 --> 00:34:33,553
- You're welcome.
- Mitch, what're you doing?
557
00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:35,475
Marie brought some books,
but I thought
558
00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:37,548
she should read a real book
by a real writer.
559
00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:39,955
- Oh, no, no, no. Not a good idea.
- Au contraire.
560
00:34:40,021 --> 00:34:41,745
- Please don't.
- Best book I've read.
561
00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:44,050
- May be the only book you've ever read.
- Funny.
562
00:34:44,118 --> 00:34:46,420
- Be nice.
- If you can sign it, that'd be great.
563
00:34:46,486 --> 00:34:49,007
- That's first edition.
- It's the only edition, Mom.
564
00:34:49,078 --> 00:34:51,729
- Oh, now. Good night.
- Good night.
565
00:34:51,799 --> 00:34:54,385
Sleep tight.
566
00:34:54,455 --> 00:34:57,555
Um, I really wish you wouldn't.
567
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,012
"Good luck"? That's it?
568
00:35:01,081 --> 00:35:02,608
OK, we can work with that.
569
00:35:03,993 --> 00:35:05,968
Hi.
570
00:35:13,115 --> 00:35:14,609
Good night.
571
00:35:17,627 --> 00:35:19,896
[Drier rumbling]
572
00:35:27,645 --> 00:35:30,427
- [Dan sighs] Good morning.
- Hey.
573
00:35:30,494 --> 00:35:32,828
- Say, "Good morning."
- Morning.
574
00:35:32,893 --> 00:35:35,611
- Yeah. Good.
- [Laughing]
575
00:35:35,678 --> 00:35:38,100
- [Clears throat]
- Have fun.
576
00:35:38,175 --> 00:35:40,379
Here you go, sweetheart.
There you go.
577
00:35:40,447 --> 00:35:44,539
[Mitch] Marie. Will you join us,
please, beautiful girl?
578
00:35:44,608 --> 00:35:45,852
- Hey, Mom.
- Yeah, honey?
579
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,808
- Mom, will you hit that music?
- Sure.
580
00:35:47,872 --> 00:35:49,847
You need this more than I do.
Here he comes.
581
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,059
[* Earth, Wind & Fire: September
'99 (Phats & Small Remix)]
582
00:35:52,129 --> 00:35:56,189
All right, Dan. Get on over here.
Here we go, boxer shuffle.
583
00:35:56,258 --> 00:35:59,771
And I wanna see those fists up.
Three, two, one.
584
00:35:59,842 --> 00:36:01,501
To the right!
585
00:36:01,571 --> 00:36:04,920
Get a good bounce.
Five, six, seven. Switch!
586
00:36:04,995 --> 00:36:08,411
Five, six, seven. Whoo!
587
00:36:08,484 --> 00:36:11,167
Four, five, six, seven.
Counting!
588
00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:15,012
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven.
589
00:36:15,077 --> 00:36:17,379
- You wanna take it, babe?
- You wha?
590
00:36:17,445 --> 00:36:19,300
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- OK.
591
00:36:19,366 --> 00:36:22,465
- Salsa?
- [Indistinct chatter]
592
00:36:23,654 --> 00:36:25,509
The floor is yours, baby.
593
00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:28,220
And left, and one...
594
00:36:28,295 --> 00:36:31,361
OK, hold on, hold on, all right.
Dan. Dan gets to go up front.
595
00:36:31,431 --> 00:36:35,873
Beginners in the middle. Keep your eyes
on Marie. Doing good. Doing good.
596
00:36:35,945 --> 00:36:40,452
- One, two, three, four.
- Yeah!
597
00:36:43,914 --> 00:36:47,209
- Let's do the arm a little bit.
- All right.
598
00:36:48,075 --> 00:36:51,653
One, two, three, four.
599
00:36:51,722 --> 00:36:53,763
One, two.
600
00:37:04,077 --> 00:37:07,209
OK, everybody. Look, Marie,
what to do. Dan, what not to do.
601
00:37:07,278 --> 00:37:09,133
- [Laughter]
- The other way.
602
00:37:09,198 --> 00:37:10,311
You were excellent.
603
00:37:10,382 --> 00:37:11,364
Thank you so much.
604
00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:13,260
- Oh, you're welcome.
- That's great.
605
00:37:13,326 --> 00:37:14,985
[Indistinct chatter]
606
00:37:15,055 --> 00:37:17,128
You always hate to start it,
607
00:37:17,199 --> 00:37:20,101
but then you feel
so great after...
608
00:37:25,361 --> 00:37:28,558
Wow. That's a good stretch.
609
00:37:31,313 --> 00:37:32,491
- Oh, yeah.
- Ready?
610
00:37:32,561 --> 00:37:36,010
Hey, maybe you'll try that
on me a little bit later.
611
00:37:38,707 --> 00:37:40,114
It's good.
612
00:37:45,843 --> 00:37:47,753
[Laughter]
613
00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:55,537
- Dad?
- Lilly, get your sisters
614
00:37:55,605 --> 00:37:58,159
and meet me in front. Now.
615
00:38:03,286 --> 00:38:05,359
Where are you going?
Can we come with you?
616
00:38:05,431 --> 00:38:06,740
Can we, can we, can we?
617
00:38:06,808 --> 00:38:11,794
My girls are looking for a little
quality alone time with their dad.
618
00:38:11,865 --> 00:38:14,287
But I promise we'll do it
another day. All right?
619
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,368
Lil, come on.
Let's go. In the car.
620
00:38:17,113 --> 00:38:18,390
Girls, let's go.
621
00:38:18,457 --> 00:38:22,352
Dad, what is it? Nana's gonna
teach me how to knit.
622
00:38:22,426 --> 00:38:24,947
- Cara, let's go.
- No.
623
00:38:28,379 --> 00:38:30,714
OK. What are you waiting for?
624
00:38:30,779 --> 00:38:33,201
Come here.
625
00:38:33,276 --> 00:38:35,163
Right here. Right here!
626
00:38:35,228 --> 00:38:39,385
Oh. Oh, you're so heavy. I
don't know what I'm gonna do.
627
00:38:39,453 --> 00:38:42,104
All right. Ah! Oh!
I'm gonna fall down.
628
00:38:42,173 --> 00:38:44,279
I don't think I can do this.
629
00:38:49,438 --> 00:38:51,129
[Brakes screech]
630
00:38:51,198 --> 00:38:52,606
[Dan] Wow.
631
00:38:56,095 --> 00:38:58,234
No, no, no.
632
00:38:58,304 --> 00:39:01,687
This used to be the place
with all the shells
633
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,478
and the papier-mache shark.
634
00:39:04,545 --> 00:39:06,455
Remember you loved
the saltwater taffy?
635
00:39:06,529 --> 00:39:10,905
- When I was four.
- Yeah, but... OK.
636
00:39:10,978 --> 00:39:14,208
Stick with me, guys.
Oh, I have an idea! Bowling!
637
00:39:14,275 --> 00:39:16,031
- Yay!
- Bowling, bowling, bowling!
638
00:39:16,098 --> 00:39:17,047
Sounds good.
639
00:39:17,123 --> 00:39:20,287
Life is full of disappointment.
640
00:39:20,355 --> 00:39:22,210
Big and sometimes even bigger.
641
00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:24,578
So, what's it gonna be?
642
00:39:24,644 --> 00:39:27,993
The lighthouse or the
whaling museum? Your pick.
643
00:39:30,661 --> 00:39:33,695
- Do you know why we have lighthouses?
- Because they're neat?
644
00:39:33,766 --> 00:39:36,832
That's right. Yes.
645
00:39:36,902 --> 00:39:40,383
And also because they help
when it's dark out.
646
00:39:40,454 --> 00:39:43,008
They, uh, help keep boats safe
647
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,633
and keep us from crashing
into the rocks.
648
00:39:45,704 --> 00:39:48,323
Because when you're out there
649
00:39:48,392 --> 00:39:52,484
and you're being tossed back and forth
by those big dark waves
650
00:39:52,553 --> 00:39:56,776
and you think that you'll
never feel land again
651
00:39:56,841 --> 00:39:59,875
and that you could just
split into a million pieces
652
00:39:59,946 --> 00:40:04,933
and sink down all
the way down... deep,
653
00:40:05,003 --> 00:40:08,932
it's the light
that keeps us on course.
654
00:40:09,004 --> 00:40:12,452
- It's the light...
- Dad, are you OK?
655
00:40:12,524 --> 00:40:16,681
'Course I'm OK... honey.
656
00:40:23,598 --> 00:40:25,354
- Did you guys have fun?
- No.
657
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:26,884
No.
658
00:40:28,622 --> 00:40:31,590
- Jump inside. Let's go, honey.
- Kids? Where've you been?
659
00:40:31,663 --> 00:40:34,631
- I know. I know. I'm...
- Oh, we looked all over.
660
00:40:34,704 --> 00:40:37,606
- For an expert on parenting...
- I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking.
661
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,364
Hi, buddy. Hi.
662
00:40:40,433 --> 00:40:44,111
- [Exhales] I'm sorry.
- Come on, buddy.
663
00:40:45,618 --> 00:40:47,690
- [Yells]
- I got it.
664
00:40:47,762 --> 00:40:49,934
[Panting]
665
00:40:50,002 --> 00:40:52,206
Dan. She was amazing.
You should've seen her.
666
00:40:52,274 --> 00:40:54,097
She killed the last quarter mile.
667
00:40:54,163 --> 00:40:57,906
- I was fast. Wasn't I?
- Yeah, it was like I couldn't catch up.
668
00:40:57,972 --> 00:40:59,696
Even your sweat is beautiful.
669
00:41:02,932 --> 00:41:04,274
Where'd Dan go?
670
00:41:04,341 --> 00:41:07,757
[Mitch] Mom, she moves like
a goddess out there.
671
00:41:07,829 --> 00:41:10,000
- [Nana] Yeah?
- [Mitch] She's like a panther.
672
00:41:10,069 --> 00:41:12,077
You know, just her body...
673
00:41:12,150 --> 00:41:15,347
She's competitive, but I just wanted
to pounce. You know what I mean?
674
00:41:15,414 --> 00:41:17,553
I wanted to ride her up the beach.
She was...
675
00:41:17,623 --> 00:41:20,438
- [Nana] Don't do that.
- [Mitch] She was like my stallion.
676
00:41:20,504 --> 00:41:24,498
[Indistinct chatter continues]
677
00:41:24,568 --> 00:41:26,957
I wanted her to be in front of me.
You know what I mean?
678
00:41:27,032 --> 00:41:32,270
[Nana] Marie. There's fresh towels up
there in the cabinet to the right.
679
00:41:32,345 --> 00:41:35,761
I miss your skin.
680
00:41:35,834 --> 00:41:38,136
[Sighs] I miss your smell.
681
00:41:38,202 --> 00:41:41,072
Mm. I miss...
682
00:41:41,147 --> 00:41:44,049
I miss your eyes. [laughs]
683
00:41:44,123 --> 00:41:47,255
- Dad!
- [Chuckles] I...
684
00:41:47,324 --> 00:41:48,851
- You're such a freak!
- I...
685
00:41:48,924 --> 00:41:51,510
No, sorry. That was
just my loser of a father!
686
00:41:51,581 --> 00:41:54,069
Yeah, he was totally spying.
687
00:42:00,350 --> 00:42:03,198
- [Marie] Hello? Hello?
- We gotta talk.
688
00:42:04,767 --> 00:42:07,386
- [Stammering] Can it wait?
- Is this working for you?
689
00:42:07,456 --> 00:42:09,845
- [Sighs]
- I mean, really working. Be honest.
690
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,222
- I'm having a nice time.
- A nice time?
691
00:42:12,288 --> 00:42:14,655
- Yes, I am.
- Really? So you're enjoying yourself?
692
00:42:14,721 --> 00:42:16,696
- Except for the soap in my eyes.
- OK.
693
00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:19,452
'Cause you know what? I'm not.
I'm not enjoying myself,
694
00:42:19,521 --> 00:42:22,205
and I think that,
as two people of principle,
695
00:42:22,273 --> 00:42:24,128
we should have
ground rules. Don't you?
696
00:42:24,194 --> 00:42:28,701
Oh, yeah, sure. OK, sure.
697
00:42:28,771 --> 00:42:30,298
Oh. OK! All right, that's...
698
00:42:30,371 --> 00:42:32,313
That's what I'm
talking about. No, no, no.
699
00:42:32,387 --> 00:42:34,559
We need to keep our distance.
Stop. Stay away.
700
00:42:34,628 --> 00:42:37,116
- Towel.
- Stop. OK. I'm sorry.
701
00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:38,650
Thank you.
702
00:42:38,725 --> 00:42:41,660
And, you know, stop reading
my book. OK, just stop.
703
00:42:41,733 --> 00:42:45,410
- Why?
- And that salsa thing you do...
704
00:42:45,477 --> 00:42:47,682
- What are you talking about?
- The salsa dance.
705
00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:50,750
This... This thing.
If you could just not do that.
706
00:42:50,822 --> 00:42:53,692
- [Laughs] I'm sorry.
- If you stop doing that as a rule,
707
00:42:53,767 --> 00:42:55,327
it would be very helpful to me.
708
00:42:55,399 --> 00:42:57,789
There are other things you
can do, such as not exist.
709
00:42:57,863 --> 00:42:59,719
- Oh. Thank you.
- That... not... Yeah!
710
00:42:59,784 --> 00:43:02,948
I said it. I said it.
I didn't mean it, but I said it.
711
00:43:03,016 --> 00:43:05,056
- And you know what else I'm gonna do?
- What?
712
00:43:05,128 --> 00:43:08,707
I am going to make myself
less attractive,
713
00:43:08,777 --> 00:43:11,167
so as to not encourage
any inappropriate feelings.
714
00:43:11,241 --> 00:43:12,835
[Laughs]
715
00:43:12,906 --> 00:43:15,972
OK, that's hilarious.
But you know what? I... No.
716
00:43:16,042 --> 00:43:18,530
- I'm gonna stop thinking about you.
- Good.
717
00:43:18,603 --> 00:43:20,262
I will.
718
00:43:20,331 --> 00:43:23,593
And if I start
thinking about you,
719
00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:25,864
- which may happen in a moment of...
- Weakness.
720
00:43:25,932 --> 00:43:30,024
...weakness, I'm going to focus all
of my thoughts on your flaws.
721
00:43:30,093 --> 00:43:31,653
- My flaws.
- Your flaws.
722
00:43:31,725 --> 00:43:33,613
- And they are?
- I have no idea,
723
00:43:33,677 --> 00:43:36,525
but you can rest assured
that I am going to find...
724
00:43:36,590 --> 00:43:37,703
Just ask Nana. Oh!
725
00:43:37,774 --> 00:43:39,498
I'm so sorry.
Are you taking a shower?
726
00:43:39,567 --> 00:43:40,908
Yes. I'm taking a shower.
727
00:43:40,975 --> 00:43:43,823
Oh, well, a little advice.
Old houses, old pipes.
728
00:43:43,887 --> 00:43:46,124
- Thank you. Thanks.
- Takes forever to heat up.
729
00:43:46,192 --> 00:43:49,356
Um, can I talk
to you about something?
730
00:43:49,424 --> 00:43:53,680
- Sure. Absolutely.
- And can we just keep it between us?
731
00:43:53,745 --> 00:43:57,160
It's just... It was... Um...
732
00:43:57,233 --> 00:43:58,989
See, last night what I was...
733
00:43:59,058 --> 00:44:02,091
You were talking
about your life last night.
734
00:44:02,162 --> 00:44:06,189
The importance of travel and of,
um, trying new things, you know,
735
00:44:06,259 --> 00:44:10,286
and I just started
thinking about... Amazing! Um...
736
00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:12,877
All of that, you know,
how much...
737
00:44:12,948 --> 00:44:17,291
- That looks like it's ready.
- [Laughs] Right.
738
00:44:17,365 --> 00:44:20,781
Um... But just...
739
00:44:20,853 --> 00:44:22,741
Oh, you're...
You're still dressed.
740
00:44:22,805 --> 00:44:25,489
Oh, I forgot.
741
00:44:25,558 --> 00:44:27,599
I'll look away.
I'll look over here.
742
00:44:27,670 --> 00:44:32,178
Anyway, so, I just realized,
you know, really, um...
743
00:44:33,911 --> 00:44:37,654
You know, I've been thinking
a lot about what I wanna do, um,
744
00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:40,404
you know, in the future, like
not just for school, but...
745
00:44:40,473 --> 00:44:43,637
It's just hard to figure out exactly
what I wanna do with my life.
746
00:44:43,705 --> 00:44:46,902
I mean, I know I wanna go
somewhere new and, you know,
747
00:44:46,970 --> 00:44:48,912
try new things, um...
748
00:44:48,986 --> 00:44:51,670
I mean it's just hard
to figure out, you know,
749
00:44:51,739 --> 00:44:54,128
- your place, like where you should be.
- Right.
750
00:44:54,203 --> 00:44:57,237
And just to have that experience,
you know, and to...
751
00:44:57,307 --> 00:45:01,715
Which is, you know,
what it's all about. You know?
752
00:45:01,788 --> 00:45:04,636
- [Marie] Right.
- But it's also, I mean,
753
00:45:04,700 --> 00:45:07,286
it's also... I mean,
it's also terrifying realizing
754
00:45:07,357 --> 00:45:11,581
what you want is what you want.
You know what I mean?
755
00:45:11,646 --> 00:45:15,902
You know, I think
it's so interesting not...
756
00:45:15,966 --> 00:45:19,796
Interesting the way that,
um, you end up somewhere
757
00:45:19,871 --> 00:45:23,581
other than where you, um...
758
00:45:29,952 --> 00:45:31,032
[yells]
759
00:45:31,105 --> 00:45:32,567
[Thud]
760
00:45:34,721 --> 00:45:35,998
Oh!
761
00:45:41,251 --> 00:45:42,560
Lunch!
762
00:45:42,627 --> 00:45:46,239
[Indistinct chatter]
763
00:45:46,308 --> 00:45:48,697
Mac and cheese. Nothing better.
764
00:45:48,772 --> 00:45:50,911
Adults are in the dining room.
765
00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:55,836
You know, I think I'm going to
mix it up and sit with my peeps.
766
00:45:55,909 --> 00:45:59,652
- Dan. Honey...
- Mom, please. Just let me be.
767
00:46:08,231 --> 00:46:09,758
- Hey, guys.
- Hi, Uncle Dan.
768
00:46:09,831 --> 00:46:11,904
- Hey.
- Hi, Uncle Dan.
769
00:46:20,137 --> 00:46:21,664
[Yells]
770
00:46:35,628 --> 00:46:36,610
Hello?
771
00:46:43,597 --> 00:46:47,274
[Laughter]
772
00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:50,790
- Hi.
- [Lilly] Hi.
773
00:46:50,862 --> 00:46:53,546
- What's going on?
- Marie's helping me with something.
774
00:46:53,615 --> 00:46:57,893
- We're having no fun at all.
- Yeah, I can see that.
775
00:46:57,967 --> 00:47:00,718
- How's she doing?
- She's amazing.
776
00:47:00,784 --> 00:47:03,686
- Bye, Dad.
- Bye.
777
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,030
- Bye.
- [Laughs] Bye.
778
00:47:07,729 --> 00:47:10,064
- So you were saying...
- Oh, yeah.
779
00:47:10,129 --> 00:47:12,879
And I was trying to,
um, make, like, you know...
780
00:47:12,945 --> 00:47:14,833
I was trying to make
like a really heart.
781
00:47:14,898 --> 00:47:18,314
But, you know, I didn't even know how
to even draw a heart. So I cut it.
782
00:47:18,387 --> 00:47:20,013
- Uh-huh.
- And it came out, like,
783
00:47:20,083 --> 00:47:25,201
it was so... it came out
like a... like a star.
784
00:47:25,268 --> 00:47:25,364
- [Knock on door]
- Yeah.
785
00:47:25,364 --> 00:47:27,120
- [Knock on door]
- Yeah.
786
00:47:27,189 --> 00:47:29,328
- [Nana] Dan? Hi.
- Hmm. Hey.
787
00:47:29,397 --> 00:47:32,659
Uh. Honey, you know we're worried
about you. You know that.
788
00:47:32,725 --> 00:47:36,206
And with your behavior last
night and this morning,
789
00:47:36,278 --> 00:47:38,766
we are now officially worried.
790
00:47:38,838 --> 00:47:43,792
Well, thanks, I'm touched.
But I'm fine. You don't...
791
00:47:43,863 --> 00:47:46,995
- We're having a private conversation.
- Come on in.
792
00:47:47,063 --> 00:47:48,754
No, come on in.
This is good.
793
00:47:48,823 --> 00:47:51,791
Mom, go ahead,
I'm all ears.
794
00:47:51,864 --> 00:47:56,338
Look, you know,
you do so much for your girls.
795
00:47:56,409 --> 00:48:00,021
And you do so much for all of us.
What are you doing for yourself?
796
00:48:00,090 --> 00:48:01,651
- [Indistinct chatter]
- Not now.
797
00:48:01,722 --> 00:48:03,697
- Come on in.
- Think about...
798
00:48:03,771 --> 00:48:05,680
- We're trying to have a talk.
- It's fine.
799
00:48:05,754 --> 00:48:07,827
- We'd like to speak to you privately.
- Stay.
800
00:48:07,899 --> 00:48:09,460
- Go ahead, Mom.
- Yes, honey.
801
00:48:09,531 --> 00:48:11,953
- Is it 'cause Uncle Dan's acting weird?
- Yes, it is.
802
00:48:12,027 --> 00:48:14,133
There's an explanation for it.
803
00:48:14,204 --> 00:48:16,757
- Please tell us.
- I just wanted to talk to you.
804
00:48:16,828 --> 00:48:19,000
Dude, you got to be way backed up.
805
00:48:19,069 --> 00:48:22,812
So I just hope from time to time you are
treating yourself to a little self-love.
806
00:48:22,878 --> 00:48:25,267
- Oh, come on.
- I talked to my urologist about this.
807
00:48:25,342 --> 00:48:26,935
- That's enough. Come on.
- Sorry.
808
00:48:27,006 --> 00:48:29,046
What are you talking about, man?
809
00:48:29,118 --> 00:48:31,388
The real question,
the one no one will ask,
810
00:48:31,455 --> 00:48:34,936
- is will Dan ever find love again?
- No, he won't.
811
00:48:35,008 --> 00:48:37,856
- Howard.
- I'm sorry, he won't.
812
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,447
I'm saying, one of the things,
813
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,430
if you're open to it,
love will find you.
814
00:48:41,505 --> 00:48:43,098
- Oh.
- I suppose.
815
00:48:43,169 --> 00:48:45,438
- Hey, people.
- And... perfect.
816
00:48:45,505 --> 00:48:48,473
- [Laughs]
- I don't think I was being clear before
817
00:48:48,546 --> 00:48:50,881
- but you got to unclog that drain.
- Uh-huh.
818
00:48:50,946 --> 00:48:54,045
You gotta unplug that bottle.
If I mixed a metaphor there.
819
00:48:54,114 --> 00:48:56,024
- Yes, you did.
- So far what you've missed
820
00:48:56,099 --> 00:49:01,250
is, uh, "worried," "love will find,"
"unclog the drain."
821
00:49:01,316 --> 00:49:04,066
Well, thanks. That is it.
822
00:49:04,132 --> 00:49:05,725
- No. That's not it.
- We are done.
823
00:49:05,796 --> 00:49:08,284
You can all...
Oh, come on, Ma.
824
00:49:08,357 --> 00:49:12,253
We met Margot Draper's daughter
at the farmers' market.
825
00:49:12,326 --> 00:49:14,333
- Who?
- And she asked all about you.
826
00:49:14,406 --> 00:49:17,254
You see, Danny, you gotta,
you know, have a little fun.
827
00:49:17,318 --> 00:49:21,410
Which means that Ruthie Draper
is gonna pick you up at 6:00,
828
00:49:21,479 --> 00:49:24,480
- and you're gonna have drinks!
- I don't even remember Ruthie...
829
00:49:24,551 --> 00:49:26,177
- You're gonna go on a date!
- No, no.
830
00:49:26,248 --> 00:49:28,223
No, I'm not going on a date, Mom.
831
00:49:28,296 --> 00:49:30,468
Yes, honey, it's time.
832
00:49:30,537 --> 00:49:34,312
Ruthie "Pigface" Draper. Mom,
Dad, what, are you kidding?
833
00:49:34,378 --> 00:49:37,826
Not "Pigface" Draper. I'm sorry,
that is downright cruel.
834
00:49:37,898 --> 00:49:39,425
There's nothing cruel about it.
835
00:49:39,498 --> 00:49:42,662
Mom, I don't even remember
Ruthie "Pigfaced" Draper.
836
00:49:42,730 --> 00:49:47,238
I don't wanna go! I don't
want to go with the pig face.
837
00:49:47,308 --> 00:49:49,512
- He's going. It's been decided!
- No, I'm not.
838
00:49:49,580 --> 00:49:53,355
- I don't remember "Pigface" Draper.
- This is a blind date.
839
00:49:53,421 --> 00:49:57,098
We'll double. OK? Lt'll be fun,
it'll be fun. Right, Marie?
840
00:49:57,165 --> 00:49:59,555
Yes, it'll be fun. Yes.
841
00:49:59,629 --> 00:50:02,445
- [Snorts]
- [Laughter]
842
00:50:02,510 --> 00:50:04,201
That's my girl.
843
00:50:05,838 --> 00:50:07,529
Come on, it'll be swine... fine.
844
00:50:07,598 --> 00:50:10,087
- [Laughter]
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
845
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,299
- Go hog-wild.
- [Laughter]
846
00:50:12,368 --> 00:50:15,717
- [Indistinct chatter]
- [Piano playing]
847
00:50:34,227 --> 00:50:35,983
All right. All right.
848
00:51:20,699 --> 00:51:22,674
All right. All right.
849
00:51:22,747 --> 00:51:24,787
Here we go.
850
00:51:48,127 --> 00:51:50,070
That's very good.
851
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,929
It's really... it's beauti...
Hello! Hi.
852
00:51:56,001 --> 00:51:58,751
Hi. Everybody, this is Ruthie Draper.
853
00:51:58,817 --> 00:52:02,429
- You know everybody. They're bigger.
- Yes. Hi, everyone.
854
00:52:02,498 --> 00:52:04,800
- Nice to see you again, Ruthie.
- Hello, Dan.
855
00:52:04,866 --> 00:52:07,616
- Hi.
- I'd know you anywhere.
856
00:52:07,683 --> 00:52:10,072
I mean,
you look just the same.
857
00:52:10,147 --> 00:52:15,450
Ruthie, um, you look great.
858
00:52:15,524 --> 00:52:18,012
- [Laughter]
- Funny.
859
00:52:18,084 --> 00:52:21,183
- No, no, no, don't...
- So, Harvard Medical,
860
00:52:21,253 --> 00:52:24,036
Johns Hopkins... You're doing well
for yourself, Ruthie.
861
00:52:24,101 --> 00:52:26,141
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's impressive.
862
00:52:26,213 --> 00:52:29,029
It must not, uh, leave enough time
though for... for dating?
863
00:52:29,094 --> 00:52:31,647
Uh, there was someone.
864
00:52:31,718 --> 00:52:35,428
He was very special in my life,
but, uh...
865
00:52:35,496 --> 00:52:37,318
[* A Fine Frenzy: Fever]
866
00:52:37,383 --> 00:52:40,864
[Sobbing] He was lost in
a freak accident.
867
00:52:40,936 --> 00:52:42,944
I'm so sorry.
868
00:52:44,393 --> 00:52:46,248
Thank you.
869
00:52:46,313 --> 00:52:50,308
What's weird is that we'd only
known each other three days,
870
00:52:50,378 --> 00:52:54,502
but it's... you know how
sometimes you just know.
871
00:52:54,570 --> 00:52:57,637
- Yes.
- Yeah. Yes, absolutely, yes.
872
00:52:57,707 --> 00:53:00,228
- Um, yeah.
- So you're a doctor?
873
00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:04,195
- Yes, yes.
- What's your, uh, specialty?
874
00:53:04,268 --> 00:53:07,432
- Um, I'm a plastic surgeon.
- Oh, of course you are.
875
00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:10,697
No, I know, I know,
I know what you're thinking.
876
00:53:10,765 --> 00:53:13,635
But I work exclusively with
burn victims, with children
877
00:53:13,709 --> 00:53:15,749
- born with facial deformities.
- Oh.
878
00:53:15,822 --> 00:53:19,336
- She is basically a saint.
- [Ruthie] No. No, I'm just...
879
00:53:19,407 --> 00:53:24,907
I'm just doing my little bit to help,
I think. Just like your brother.
880
00:53:24,976 --> 00:53:28,555
- Oh, stop. I'm...
- When I can't sleep at night,
881
00:53:28,624 --> 00:53:33,480
I go online and I read your
past columns. Have you read Dan?
882
00:53:33,553 --> 00:53:35,626
Only his fiction.
883
00:53:35,697 --> 00:53:38,086
You're in for such a treat, really.
884
00:53:38,162 --> 00:53:42,898
I mean, what... what you said,
the mother of Couch Potato?
885
00:53:42,963 --> 00:53:44,556
- Mm-hmm.
- "Hide the remote.
886
00:53:44,627 --> 00:53:48,075
So, what if he has to get up and change
the channel? At least it's exercise."
887
00:53:48,147 --> 00:53:51,596
It's brilliant. And then... and the
parents of the five picky eaters?
888
00:53:51,668 --> 00:53:55,378
They had to make individual
meals for each kid and...
889
00:53:55,445 --> 00:53:57,267
"What are you, a restaurant?"
890
00:53:57,333 --> 00:53:58,642
- Right.
- Brilliant.
891
00:53:58,709 --> 00:54:01,459
- She used your every word.
- All I'm saying, all I'm saying
892
00:54:01,525 --> 00:54:05,421
is that I don't have kids. And I
don't, I don't have problems,
893
00:54:05,494 --> 00:54:09,685
but it's clear that
if I do one day,
894
00:54:09,751 --> 00:54:11,923
your words will bring me comfort.
895
00:54:11,991 --> 00:54:13,999
[Pool balls clacking]
896
00:54:22,137 --> 00:54:26,545
I'm sorry. I'm just gonna have
to excuse myself. I can't help it.
897
00:54:38,811 --> 00:54:40,819
I'm sorry. But a girl
that moves like that,
898
00:54:40,892 --> 00:54:43,991
I mean... [exhales]
...a guy has got to wonder.
899
00:54:44,061 --> 00:54:45,370
Hey, man.
900
00:54:45,436 --> 00:54:50,009
- She's cool. Marie, you're cool, right?
- Yeah. Of course. I'm cool.
901
00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:52,020
But I don't think Dan
is interested in her.
902
00:54:52,094 --> 00:54:55,673
- He's not?
- I'm not?
903
00:54:55,742 --> 00:54:58,590
I don't think you are. Are you?
904
00:55:07,968 --> 00:55:12,573
Oh, nice.
All right. Yeah!
905
00:55:14,658 --> 00:55:17,757
I don't know what it was,
but something was holding him back.
906
00:55:17,826 --> 00:55:19,768
Not anymore.
907
00:55:19,843 --> 00:55:22,429
Well, that's a beautiful thing.
908
00:55:22,499 --> 00:55:25,882
[* Inaya Day: Nasty Girl]
909
00:55:44,935 --> 00:55:46,429
We're coming.
910
00:56:23,597 --> 00:56:28,300
- [Whooping]
- [Laughing]
911
00:56:32,366 --> 00:56:36,044
All right. OK.
Home again, home again.
912
00:56:36,111 --> 00:56:38,599
- I really love your car.
- Oh, thank you.
913
00:56:38,672 --> 00:56:39,817
- Bye.
- Bye.
914
00:56:39,888 --> 00:56:42,256
Nice meeting you, um, Ruth.
915
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,109
- Yeah, you too.
- Come on, guys.
916
00:56:44,177 --> 00:56:47,887
Actually, um, Dan and I are
gonna go for a little drive.
917
00:56:47,953 --> 00:56:49,033
Don't wait up.
918
00:56:51,186 --> 00:56:52,528
- [Inaudible]
- Oh.
919
00:56:52,594 --> 00:56:54,733
[Car starts]
920
00:57:04,177 --> 00:57:05,554
Mmm, this is fantastic.
921
00:57:05,554 --> 00:57:06,317
Mmm, this is fantastic.
922
00:57:06,385 --> 00:57:10,510
I know what the secret
ingredient is... love. Mmm.
923
00:57:10,578 --> 00:57:12,204
Better and better with every bite.
924
00:57:12,275 --> 00:57:15,057
- Words cannot describe.
- Mmm, thank you.
925
00:57:15,123 --> 00:57:17,425
- Well, how are they?
- Dad, they're scrumptious.
926
00:57:17,491 --> 00:57:20,306
Mm-hmm. Truly mouthwatering.
927
00:57:20,371 --> 00:57:22,314
- Almost on my third stack.
- More, please.
928
00:57:22,388 --> 00:57:24,877
- And nothing's stopping you, right?
- Nope.
929
00:57:24,949 --> 00:57:28,211
It's a secret recipe,
but she let me crack the eggs.
930
00:57:28,277 --> 00:57:29,771
[Dan] Yeah?
931
00:57:29,845 --> 00:57:32,082
So, uh, how's Captain Lucky
doing this morning?
932
00:57:32,149 --> 00:57:34,092
- Oh. Uh, it was fun.
- Yeah?
933
00:57:34,166 --> 00:57:36,622
Heard you worked up quite
the appetite last night.
934
00:57:36,694 --> 00:57:38,287
Yeah.
935
00:57:38,359 --> 00:57:40,694
- Could I have one more there?
- There you go.
936
00:57:40,759 --> 00:57:43,443
You know what? Actually,
I am a little hungry.
937
00:57:43,512 --> 00:57:46,163
- Secret recipe. Right here.
- Boy, these are good.
938
00:57:46,232 --> 00:57:48,786
- I love them.
- Thank you.
939
00:57:48,857 --> 00:57:52,502
- How many have you had, Dad?
- So did you uncork?
940
00:57:54,074 --> 00:57:56,692
Whatever did or did not happen,
no one deserves someone
941
00:57:56,761 --> 00:57:57,972
more than you.
942
00:57:58,042 --> 00:58:00,563
- There you go.
- [Indistinct chatter]
943
00:58:00,635 --> 00:58:04,759
- Coin toss. Outside.
- Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
944
00:58:07,612 --> 00:58:09,172
[Lilly] Yummy.
945
00:58:18,493 --> 00:58:21,177
[* Sondre Lerche and the Faces
Down Quartet: Human Hands]
946
00:58:21,246 --> 00:58:24,989
[All shouting]
947
00:58:32,832 --> 00:58:34,523
All right. Nice!
948
00:58:34,592 --> 00:58:37,757
Yeah? You're gonna do that?
That what you're gonna do?
949
00:58:37,825 --> 00:58:40,443
Is that how we're gonna play it?
Yeah! OK.
950
00:58:40,513 --> 00:58:43,263
All right. Yeah, so you wanna
take out my knees, huh?
951
00:58:43,330 --> 00:58:45,697
Come again.
952
00:58:45,762 --> 00:58:47,737
Line up, I need coverage over here.
953
00:58:47,810 --> 00:58:50,560
[Shouting]
954
00:59:00,612 --> 00:59:03,428
- Line up! Line up! Here we go!
- All right, bring it back.
955
00:59:07,525 --> 00:59:09,915
- Hike!
- Hey, pork chop!
956
00:59:09,990 --> 00:59:12,095
[Shouting]
957
00:59:12,166 --> 00:59:14,239
- Marie! Marie!
- Go, Marie!
958
00:59:16,263 --> 00:59:17,856
[Grunts]
959
00:59:29,161 --> 00:59:32,129
- [Shouting]
- Danny!
960
00:59:32,202 --> 00:59:34,275
[Grunts]
961
00:59:34,346 --> 00:59:37,477
Why you persist in acting like
a 15- year-old is beyond me.
962
00:59:37,546 --> 00:59:39,107
I'm filled with reckless desire.
963
00:59:39,179 --> 00:59:41,351
You ought to be filled
with greater restraint.
964
00:59:41,419 --> 00:59:44,005
- What does that mean?
- I think you know what that means.
965
00:59:44,076 --> 00:59:46,280
[Cell phone rings]
966
00:59:48,941 --> 00:59:50,883
- Dad, could you?
- Oh, yeah.
967
00:59:50,957 --> 00:59:52,168
Thanks.
968
00:59:53,069 --> 00:59:56,365
Hello? No, I'm his dad.
969
00:59:56,429 --> 00:59:59,430
Someone named
Jordy for you.
970
00:59:59,503 --> 01:00:02,819
- [Shouting]
- [Bell ringing]
971
01:00:02,894 --> 01:00:07,717
Everybody! Everybody!
Dan just got a phone call.
972
01:00:07,792 --> 01:00:10,859
[Poppy] And you know, syndication is
everything for a columnist.
973
01:00:10,928 --> 01:00:12,357
OK, all right. Let me explain.
974
01:00:12,433 --> 01:00:15,914
Um, I've been asked to meet
975
01:00:15,984 --> 01:00:18,352
with the head mucky-mucks
976
01:00:18,417 --> 01:00:21,003
of the Lamson Newspaper Group.
977
01:00:21,074 --> 01:00:23,246
They're driving down tomorrow
978
01:00:23,314 --> 01:00:26,314
and they are going
to sit down with me.
979
01:00:26,387 --> 01:00:29,704
- [All exclaiming]
- That's great!
980
01:00:29,779 --> 01:00:33,162
- Maybe you should get the job first.
- Yes, that's true.
981
01:00:35,092 --> 01:00:36,619
- Dan the man.
- Thanks, man.
982
01:00:40,309 --> 01:00:41,422
Well?
983
01:00:43,350 --> 01:00:45,554
- [Sighs]
- Wow.
984
01:00:45,622 --> 01:00:46,832
Wow!
985
01:00:48,854 --> 01:00:50,643
- Dad?
- [Laughs]
986
01:00:50,710 --> 01:00:54,639
Dad? Lilly just asked me why
you were flirting with Marie.
987
01:00:56,952 --> 01:01:00,248
- I wasn't flirting.
- Don't worry, I covered for you.
988
01:01:00,312 --> 01:01:03,542
- I told her it was nothing.
- Because it was.
989
01:01:03,609 --> 01:01:08,530
Dad, I'm 1 7.
OK? You were so flirting.
990
01:01:08,601 --> 01:01:11,057
You know,
it doesn't matter anyway.
991
01:01:11,130 --> 01:01:14,262
It's not like she's the
least bit interested in you.
992
01:01:14,331 --> 01:01:17,397
But cool it, OK?
993
01:01:20,700 --> 01:01:22,555
[Exhales]
994
01:01:22,620 --> 01:01:25,403
- And, um, congratulations.
- Thanks.
995
01:01:25,468 --> 01:01:27,323
[* Sondre Lerche:
My Hands Are Shaking]
996
01:02:04,771 --> 01:02:06,659
[Shouting]
997
01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:11,710
Look, he took a bus here.
He has relatives in Boston. Dad...
998
01:02:11,780 --> 01:02:13,668
Dad, he loves me!
999
01:02:13,732 --> 01:02:16,253
OK.
1000
01:02:16,325 --> 01:02:18,714
You don't have to worry.
1001
01:02:18,789 --> 01:02:22,816
When it comes to sex,
Marty is the one who wants to wait.
1002
01:02:22,886 --> 01:02:26,880
What about that sentence is
supposed to give me comfort?
1003
01:02:26,951 --> 01:02:28,674
- Dad, I love him.
- Honey...
1004
01:02:28,743 --> 01:02:30,117
- I love him.
- [Groans]
1005
01:02:30,183 --> 01:02:33,697
- I love him. I love him.
- No, you don't.
1006
01:02:33,768 --> 01:02:36,386
What we have is true love.
1007
01:02:36,456 --> 01:02:38,366
And just because you don't have it,
1008
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:41,124
doesn't mean you have to punish us.
1009
01:02:41,193 --> 01:02:45,504
Infatuation is not love.
Sexual attraction is not love.
1010
01:02:45,577 --> 01:02:48,131
- You don't understand.
- Uh, I don't understand.
1011
01:02:48,202 --> 01:02:50,952
No, you don't even understand
that you don't understand.
1012
01:02:51,019 --> 01:02:54,249
What don't I understand, Cara?
Please, help me out.
1013
01:02:54,315 --> 01:02:57,349
What is it? It's frustrating that you
can't be with this person?
1014
01:02:57,420 --> 01:02:59,809
That... that there's
something keeping you apart,
1015
01:02:59,884 --> 01:03:02,153
something about this
person you connect with?
1016
01:03:02,221 --> 01:03:04,392
And whenever you're
near this person,
1017
01:03:04,461 --> 01:03:06,763
you don't know what to say,
and you say everything
1018
01:03:06,830 --> 01:03:08,586
that's in your mind
and in your heart.
1019
01:03:08,654 --> 01:03:11,109
And you know that if you
could just be together,
1020
01:03:11,182 --> 01:03:14,795
that this person will help you become
the best possible version of yourself.
1021
01:03:14,863 --> 01:03:17,100
So Marty can stay?
1022
01:03:19,343 --> 01:03:22,660
[Laughs]
1023
01:03:22,736 --> 01:03:24,460
I'm sorry.
1024
01:03:27,441 --> 01:03:29,929
[Laughing] I'm sorry.
1025
01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:38,055
"Marty can stay?"
1026
01:03:38,803 --> 01:03:40,658
Howard is going
to drive you to the bus.
1027
01:03:40,723 --> 01:03:42,862
We called your aunt,
she's waiting in Boston.
1028
01:03:42,931 --> 01:03:44,906
- Yes, sir.
- Look, I'm not your parent,
1029
01:03:44,980 --> 01:03:47,598
but I think you should know,
love is a dangerous feeling.
1030
01:03:47,668 --> 01:03:49,676
- No, sir.
- Are you arguing with me?
1031
01:03:49,748 --> 01:03:52,978
No, I'm... It's just...
1032
01:03:53,045 --> 01:03:55,379
[speaks Spanish]
1033
01:03:57,206 --> 01:03:59,595
Love is not a feeling,
it's an ability.
1034
01:03:59,670 --> 01:04:03,533
- Who told you that?
- Made it up, Mr. Burns.
1035
01:04:08,472 --> 01:04:10,032
Come say goodbye.
1036
01:04:13,528 --> 01:04:16,311
- [Sobbing]
- Window. OK, that's it.
1037
01:04:16,376 --> 01:04:19,060
- Dad.
- She'll see him again soon enough.
1038
01:04:21,850 --> 01:04:24,850
[Cara sobbing] No! No!
1039
01:04:24,922 --> 01:04:28,785
No! Marty! Marty! Marty!
1040
01:04:31,228 --> 01:04:33,432
- That's sweet.
- What's sweet?
1041
01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:35,289
How... How is that sweet?
1042
01:04:35,356 --> 01:04:38,259
It's OK. It's OK.
Come on, it's OK.
1043
01:04:38,332 --> 01:04:41,497
To be that certain.
To feel so much love.
1044
01:04:43,037 --> 01:04:46,267
- Love isn't a feeling.
- No?
1045
01:04:47,998 --> 01:04:49,973
It's an ability.
1046
01:04:53,375 --> 01:04:57,150
Well, if that's true,
you have one gifted daughter.
1047
01:04:57,215 --> 01:04:59,190
[Sobbing]
1048
01:04:59,264 --> 01:05:04,022
You are a murderer of love!
1049
01:05:10,018 --> 01:05:10,082
OK, Cara. Next?
1050
01:05:10,082 --> 01:05:12,254
OK, Cara. Next?
1051
01:05:12,322 --> 01:05:14,656
Uh, Olivia has something
with the girls.
1052
01:05:14,723 --> 01:05:18,367
Gus will be doing his usual.
Bella is on the fence.
1053
01:05:18,435 --> 01:05:22,080
- Howard and I will sing.
- Oh, that's nice. Aunt Eileen?
1054
01:05:22,148 --> 01:05:24,319
- Put me down.
- Oh, really? What's your talent?
1055
01:05:24,388 --> 01:05:27,455
Murderer of love.
1056
01:05:27,525 --> 01:05:28,540
You were saying?
1057
01:05:28,613 --> 01:05:31,133
We have something planned
for the whole family.
1058
01:05:31,205 --> 01:05:32,547
Put us all down.
1059
01:05:37,862 --> 01:05:39,456
[Laughter]
1060
01:05:39,526 --> 01:05:43,455
[Cheering]
1061
01:05:45,575 --> 01:05:49,373
- What's your Dad's talent?
- Doesn't have one.
1062
01:05:49,448 --> 01:05:52,416
He's the only one excused
from participating.
1063
01:05:53,513 --> 01:05:54,974
I give you Bella Wilson.
1064
01:05:55,049 --> 01:05:57,384
- All right, Bella!
- [Applause]
1065
01:05:57,449 --> 01:05:59,588
Chihuahua.
1066
01:05:59,658 --> 01:06:02,441
- [Barking]
- [Laughter]
1067
01:06:02,506 --> 01:06:04,067
- [Boy] Go, Bella.
- You OK?
1068
01:06:04,139 --> 01:06:06,659
- I don't have a good feeling.
- Do what you always do.
1069
01:06:06,731 --> 01:06:09,994
Marie is not a lip-sync kinda girl.
1070
01:06:10,060 --> 01:06:13,890
- I gotta do something special.
- Just... be yourself.
1071
01:06:13,965 --> 01:06:17,577
[Bella] Bulldog. [pants]
1072
01:06:17,645 --> 01:06:22,021
- Ruff! Ruff!
- [Laughing]
1073
01:06:23,790 --> 01:06:26,824
- That's...
- [cheering]
1074
01:06:32,975 --> 01:06:35,725
- This is for Marty.
- Want me to take the cherries?
1075
01:06:35,792 --> 01:06:38,640
- Mm. Uh-uh.
- OK.
1076
01:06:44,465 --> 01:06:46,953
[Drum roll]
1077
01:06:56,531 --> 01:06:59,182
- Wow!
- [Cheering]
1078
01:06:59,251 --> 01:07:00,299
[Girl] She tied it!
1079
01:07:09,654 --> 01:07:12,916
[Singing opera in Italian]
1080
01:07:24,024 --> 01:07:27,319
- I got an idea.
- I'm sure it'll be great.
1081
01:07:27,385 --> 01:07:29,425
It could be.
1082
01:07:31,289 --> 01:07:34,071
[Applause]
1083
01:07:34,137 --> 01:07:37,400
[Jane] OK, last but not least,
Uncle Mitch.
1084
01:07:37,466 --> 01:07:41,241
Uh, someone very wise,
uh, my brother,
1085
01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:43,795
once told me that if you
1086
01:07:43,868 --> 01:07:47,316
want to be
completely honest, sing.
1087
01:07:48,732 --> 01:07:51,318
Um, by the way, I'd
like to introduce my band.
1088
01:07:51,389 --> 01:07:52,633
[Applause]
1089
01:07:52,701 --> 01:07:56,214
I don't believe it.
He hasn't played since she...
1090
01:07:56,285 --> 01:07:58,358
[Dan] One, two, three, four.
1091
01:08:28,483 --> 01:08:30,588
[Laughter]
1092
01:09:07,529 --> 01:09:08,991
Ah!
1093
01:09:28,780 --> 01:09:30,886
[Cheering]
1094
01:09:33,261 --> 01:09:35,302
Yeah, Uncle Mitch!
1095
01:10:13,140 --> 01:10:16,370
- [Applause]
- What he said.
1096
01:10:16,436 --> 01:10:18,825
[Sighs]
1097
01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:27,823
[Howard] Great job, guys.
1098
01:10:27,895 --> 01:10:29,837
[Knocking]
1099
01:10:36,568 --> 01:10:38,575
[Sighs] What was that?
1100
01:10:38,648 --> 01:10:41,780
I couldn't...
I couldn't stop myself.
1101
01:10:41,849 --> 01:10:44,632
What am I supposed to do now?
1102
01:10:44,697 --> 01:10:47,381
You can't do anything.
He's my brother.
1103
01:10:47,450 --> 01:10:50,450
Why did you sing for me... then?
1104
01:10:50,522 --> 01:10:54,713
Because I... I'm...
1105
01:10:59,068 --> 01:11:00,890
Page 92. "Did I just die?
1106
01:11:00,955 --> 01:11:03,028
Because an angel walked
into the room."
1107
01:11:03,100 --> 01:11:08,120
Page 1 48. Uh, "I'll forgive you your
past if you'll forgive me mine."
1108
01:11:08,189 --> 01:11:10,491
It seems all his
best lines were yours.
1109
01:11:14,302 --> 01:11:18,328
It's unbearable. I...
1110
01:11:18,398 --> 01:11:20,286
I can't keep pretending.
1111
01:11:24,255 --> 01:11:25,881
St...
1112
01:11:34,337 --> 01:11:35,286
[knocking]
1113
01:11:35,362 --> 01:11:38,778
- [Lilly] Dad?
- Yeah, peanut.
1114
01:11:38,850 --> 01:11:42,167
Will you come up to my room?
I wanna show you something I made.
1115
01:11:42,242 --> 01:11:45,504
Um, we'll do it tomorrow.
OK, sweetie? I promise.
1116
01:11:48,003 --> 01:11:49,530
OK, Dad.
1117
01:11:54,789 --> 01:11:56,993
[Mitch] Oh, God!
1118
01:11:57,061 --> 01:11:59,233
[Groans]
1119
01:12:02,982 --> 01:12:05,601
- Hey, what's going on?
- Shh.
1120
01:12:08,327 --> 01:12:11,393
What is complicated being here?
My singing.
1121
01:12:11,463 --> 01:12:13,373
- I shouldn't have sang.
- I know this.
1122
01:12:13,448 --> 01:12:14,910
No. It's not...
1123
01:12:14,985 --> 01:12:19,687
- It was a bad song. I...
- Is she crying or laughing?
1124
01:12:23,370 --> 01:12:27,429
- Oh, no, no, no. Please.
- Please don't do it.
1125
01:12:27,498 --> 01:12:30,565
- [Mitch] Marie...
- [car starts]
1126
01:12:40,108 --> 01:12:41,864
- [Groans]
- Here he comes.
1127
01:12:41,932 --> 01:12:43,875
[Mitch] Mom!
1128
01:12:43,949 --> 01:12:47,811
Uh, no, no, no, no. I don't know what
to say to him. I never lost a girl.
1129
01:12:47,885 --> 01:12:50,820
- Oh, good. This is a first.
- Wow.
1130
01:12:50,894 --> 01:12:54,026
OK. Oh, uh, oh, yeah,
I'll follow through with these.
1131
01:12:54,095 --> 01:12:55,884
[Indistinct chatter]
1132
01:12:58,031 --> 01:13:00,104
Please stop trying to act normal.
1133
01:13:08,433 --> 01:13:10,889
Said I was a great guy.
1134
01:13:10,961 --> 01:13:14,028
She said she loved me a lot.
1135
01:13:14,098 --> 01:13:17,415
And then she said...
1136
01:13:17,491 --> 01:13:20,175
...we should both go find
our own true soul mates.
1137
01:13:20,243 --> 01:13:22,632
I'm so confused. I don't
really know what happened
1138
01:13:22,707 --> 01:13:26,024
from yesterday to today
that made this happen.
1139
01:13:26,100 --> 01:13:29,548
There has to be something.
You know, some reason she...
1140
01:13:29,621 --> 01:13:32,491
- Why are you looking at me?
- Not looking at you.
1141
01:13:32,565 --> 01:13:36,559
He's looking into the vast void that is
his future. You just happen to be there.
1142
01:13:36,630 --> 01:13:39,314
- [Laughter]
- Danny, do you have anything to add?
1143
01:13:39,382 --> 01:13:41,651
Yeah, what does the expert
have to say? Come on.
1144
01:13:41,718 --> 01:13:45,494
- Uh... [sighs]
- [Nana] Honey, the hard truth is
1145
01:13:45,559 --> 01:13:47,447
we all liked her a lot.
1146
01:13:47,512 --> 01:13:52,150
- Yeah, we really did.
- [Groans]
1147
01:13:52,216 --> 01:13:54,933
This isn't helping. No.
1148
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:58,481
[Sighs] Could somebody think
of something fun to do?
1149
01:13:58,553 --> 01:14:00,855
OK, OK, um... OK, OK.
1150
01:14:00,921 --> 01:14:03,060
Part of the Rat Pack!
Singer. Um, um...
1151
01:14:03,130 --> 01:14:06,743
- Dean Martin! Sammy Davis, Jr!
- [Shouting]
1152
01:14:07,995 --> 01:14:10,199
Yes!
1153
01:14:10,267 --> 01:14:12,340
Your turn, buddy.
Come on. Let's do it.
1154
01:14:12,412 --> 01:14:14,779
[Cell phone rings]
1155
01:14:14,844 --> 01:14:16,699
[Mitch] OK.
1156
01:14:16,765 --> 01:14:18,106
Go!
1157
01:14:18,173 --> 01:14:21,108
- This is a, uh, gift...
- Hi, Jordy.
1158
01:14:21,181 --> 01:14:23,090
- [Marie] You can't talk.
- No, but go on.
1159
01:14:23,165 --> 01:14:25,751
- I had to leave.
- I know.
1160
01:14:25,821 --> 01:14:29,270
- Ben Franklin!
- But the truth is, um...
1161
01:14:29,343 --> 01:14:31,448
- Yes?
- ... I didn't get very far.
1162
01:14:31,519 --> 01:14:34,367
Beautiful smile, lovely eyes,
one-of-a-kind woman.
1163
01:14:34,431 --> 01:14:36,919
- Marie!
- Yes.
1164
01:14:36,991 --> 01:14:40,123
Oh, honey, don't,
don't, don't...
1165
01:14:45,857 --> 01:14:48,760
- [Lilly] Dad?
- Hey, you.
1166
01:14:48,833 --> 01:14:53,373
- Can I show you what I made?
- First thing when I get back, OK?
1167
01:14:53,442 --> 01:14:55,417
[Lilly] OK.
1168
01:14:55,490 --> 01:14:57,629
[Acoustic guitar playing]
1169
01:15:07,876 --> 01:15:10,266
- You again.
- Nice to see you, officer.
1170
01:15:10,342 --> 01:15:12,731
- How are you today?
- You know why I pulled you over?
1171
01:15:12,806 --> 01:15:17,378
I sure do. I know what I was
doing and I know it's all wrong.
1172
01:15:17,446 --> 01:15:20,611
- This is gonna cost you.
- Put it on my tab.
1173
01:15:20,679 --> 01:15:24,389
- What was that?
- Put it on my tab.
1174
01:15:24,455 --> 01:15:25,503
[Chuckles]
1175
01:15:51,532 --> 01:15:55,526
[Laughs] What are we doing?
1176
01:15:56,684 --> 01:15:58,757
- It may be wrong.
- Yes.
1177
01:15:58,829 --> 01:16:02,179
But there's a certain rightness
to our wrongness, I think.
1178
01:16:02,254 --> 01:16:04,621
I think, um,
we've got to think.
1179
01:16:04,686 --> 01:16:07,174
I mean, your girls,
and how do we?
1180
01:16:07,246 --> 01:16:08,970
They're extraordinary and...
1181
01:16:12,303 --> 01:16:17,541
- What?
- I think this is all premature.
1182
01:16:21,425 --> 01:16:24,208
You do?
1183
01:16:26,642 --> 01:16:28,977
We don't even know
if you can bowl.
1184
01:16:34,163 --> 01:16:36,018
[Laughs]
1185
01:16:46,101 --> 01:16:48,338
All right. No, don't! Wait.
1186
01:16:48,405 --> 01:16:49,900
Wait. No, no.
You have to line up.
1187
01:16:49,974 --> 01:16:51,250
- Leave me alone!
- Line up.
1188
01:16:51,318 --> 01:16:53,685
- Come on.
- You come on. All right.
1189
01:16:53,750 --> 01:16:55,889
I'm just watching you.
I'm not...
1190
01:16:55,959 --> 01:16:58,807
- Ready?
- Woo!
1191
01:16:58,871 --> 01:17:02,647
- [Music plays]
- Oh! Thank you.
1192
01:17:03,736 --> 01:17:05,493
- That's...
- [laughs]
1193
01:17:05,561 --> 01:17:08,910
I liked that. That was a terrible shot,
but I loved this at the end.
1194
01:17:08,985 --> 01:17:11,669
Oh, I wouldn't go yet.
1195
01:17:11,737 --> 01:17:13,876
[* Sondre Lerche
and Regina Spektor: Hell No]
1196
01:17:13,946 --> 01:17:17,908
- [Pins crashing]
- Not bad. That's good.
1197
01:17:24,283 --> 01:17:26,389
You're gonna break your arm like that.
1198
01:17:26,460 --> 01:17:29,809
Oh! [laughs]
1199
01:17:29,884 --> 01:17:32,154
No, no. Don't do it.
1200
01:17:32,221 --> 01:17:34,458
[Humming]
1201
01:17:37,853 --> 01:17:40,309
Oh, come on,
come on, come on!
1202
01:17:40,382 --> 01:17:42,771
- Yay!
- Let's go at the same time.
1203
01:17:42,847 --> 01:17:44,757
One, two, three.
1204
01:17:48,768 --> 01:17:52,249
[Shouts, laughs]
1205
01:18:09,763 --> 01:18:11,770
[Lilly] Dad?
1206
01:18:11,843 --> 01:18:13,851
Oh, my God.
Dad, what are you doing?
1207
01:18:13,924 --> 01:18:16,128
- Oh...
- [Mitch] What the hell? Marie?
1208
01:18:16,196 --> 01:18:17,985
- Hey.
- What the hell's going on?
1209
01:18:18,052 --> 01:18:20,092
- We'll go.
- They were just kissing.
1210
01:18:20,164 --> 01:18:22,718
- [Indistinct chatter]
- I can explain.
1211
01:18:24,165 --> 01:18:26,075
- You two broke up, right?
- Two hours ago.
1212
01:18:26,150 --> 01:18:29,150
- We broke up two hours ago.
- I know, I know, I know.
1213
01:18:29,222 --> 01:18:30,651
I thought that you left.
1214
01:18:30,726 --> 01:18:34,174
She did. She left, but she
just didn't get very far.
1215
01:18:34,247 --> 01:18:36,615
- What?
- I can explain this.
1216
01:18:36,679 --> 01:18:38,851
- Yeah, let him explain.
- OK.
1217
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:43,743
Remember the woman at
the bookstore? Here she is.
1218
01:18:45,609 --> 01:18:47,617
You told me to go after her,
and I didn't.
1219
01:18:47,690 --> 01:18:49,381
It wasn't planned, Mitch.
1220
01:18:49,450 --> 01:18:53,379
I know how this looks. But,
Mitch, I also know how it feels.
1221
01:18:53,451 --> 01:18:55,338
How does this feel,
you son of a bitch?
1222
01:18:55,403 --> 01:18:57,290
- Oh, my God!
- [Shouting]
1223
01:18:57,355 --> 01:18:59,591
- What happened?
- I'm so sorry.
1224
01:18:59,659 --> 01:19:01,994
Everybody, take it easy.
You're not helping.
1225
01:19:02,059 --> 01:19:04,580
- Oh, no.
- I'm sorry.
1226
01:19:04,652 --> 01:19:08,035
[Nana] Oh, darling.
Get some ice. Oh!
1227
01:19:08,108 --> 01:19:11,011
- [Howard] Dan, you all right? You OK?
- Marie!
1228
01:19:11,085 --> 01:19:13,769
No, don't go!
1229
01:19:13,837 --> 01:19:16,358
I don't know what we were thinking.
1230
01:19:18,255 --> 01:19:19,564
I'm sorry.
1231
01:19:19,630 --> 01:19:22,794
- [Car starts]
- Don't go.
1232
01:19:27,248 --> 01:19:29,037
Dad? Get...
1233
01:19:29,104 --> 01:19:31,308
- Dad, wait!
- [Car starts]
1234
01:19:31,376 --> 01:19:35,600
- What are you doing? Dad!
- [Crashing]
1235
01:19:45,843 --> 01:19:48,942
All right, this is your summons
for your court appearance.
1236
01:19:49,011 --> 01:19:52,143
One last thing. You need
to surrender your license.
1237
01:19:58,421 --> 01:20:00,079
[Laughs]
1238
01:20:06,102 --> 01:20:07,891
You have guests.
1239
01:20:11,095 --> 01:20:13,681
- Oh! Speak of the devil. Hi.
- Hi.
1240
01:20:13,752 --> 01:20:16,752
Cindy Lamson. Editor of special
features, Lamson Newspaper Group.
1241
01:20:16,824 --> 01:20:18,515
- Hi.
- Jim Lamson, publisher.
1242
01:20:18,584 --> 01:20:20,308
- Nice to meet you.
- Yes.
1243
01:20:20,376 --> 01:20:23,377
We've been sitting here
chatting with your family.
1244
01:20:23,449 --> 01:20:27,062
We've especially enjoyed the pleasure
of meeting your lovely daughters.
1245
01:20:27,130 --> 01:20:28,886
- Oh.
- Hot cider?
1246
01:20:28,954 --> 01:20:31,857
Thank you. That looks...
Thank you very much.
1247
01:20:31,931 --> 01:20:34,233
Looks great. Thanks.
1248
01:20:35,611 --> 01:20:38,132
Father? Hot cider?
1249
01:20:38,204 --> 01:20:40,114
Not only are you a murderer of love,
1250
01:20:40,187 --> 01:20:42,097
but you're the worst parent ever.
1251
01:20:43,549 --> 01:20:45,851
- [Laughs]
- Sweet.
1252
01:20:45,917 --> 01:20:48,765
Well, um, as you probably know,
1253
01:20:48,829 --> 01:20:51,033
we have met with
two other candidates,
1254
01:20:51,101 --> 01:20:53,076
but my father and I are confident
1255
01:20:53,150 --> 01:20:55,572
that we have saved
the best for last.
1256
01:20:57,663 --> 01:20:59,387
Uh, girls.
You can leave if you like.
1257
01:20:59,455 --> 01:21:02,423
Oh. If it's all right,
perhaps they should stay.
1258
01:21:02,496 --> 01:21:04,438
We like to keep the family involved.
1259
01:21:04,512 --> 01:21:08,441
Well, Dan, here, he knows all about
keeping things in the family.
1260
01:21:08,513 --> 01:21:11,001
- Don't you, Dan?
- That's why we're so drawn to you.
1261
01:21:11,073 --> 01:21:13,823
What you represent in your column,
your moral values.
1262
01:21:13,889 --> 01:21:17,305
[Jim] The personal characteristics that
are reflected in your writing,
1263
01:21:17,378 --> 01:21:20,280
- Very impressive.
- [Cindy] Honesty, trustworthiness...
1264
01:21:20,355 --> 01:21:22,395
[Jim] And we have
great plans for you, Dan.
1265
01:21:22,467 --> 01:21:26,723
What we try to do is what you
keep telling your readers to do.
1266
01:21:26,787 --> 01:21:29,722
- What's that?
- Put family first.
1267
01:21:29,796 --> 01:21:32,896
OK. OK. Here's the thing.
1268
01:21:34,501 --> 01:21:37,763
Somebody hasn't been
reading his own column.
1269
01:21:37,830 --> 01:21:41,660
I'm not sure what that means.
1270
01:21:53,064 --> 01:21:58,051
Go away. You're a liar and a hypocrite.
Cheating with your brother's girlfriend?
1271
01:21:58,121 --> 01:21:59,430
How long did you know her?
1272
01:21:59,497 --> 01:22:03,840
Two moving violations and a collision?
Was that part of the plan?
1273
01:22:03,914 --> 01:22:06,435
Worst of all, you blew off Lilly.
1274
01:22:06,506 --> 01:22:09,223
She's been wanting to show you
something she made for you.
1275
01:22:09,290 --> 01:22:11,429
But you never showed up.
1276
01:23:36,857 --> 01:23:38,712
Hm.
1277
01:23:40,922 --> 01:23:43,093
- I really messed up.
- No, you didn't.
1278
01:23:43,163 --> 01:23:46,294
Yeah, I did, Mom.
What I did to Lilly.
1279
01:23:46,362 --> 01:23:49,014
- Don't forget Mitch.
- Oh, John.
1280
01:23:49,083 --> 01:23:51,320
And those newspaper people.
1281
01:23:51,388 --> 01:23:54,236
Admittedly, not a good day
for you, honey.
1282
01:23:54,300 --> 01:23:58,130
[Sighs] If I just stay focused
on being their dad...
1283
01:23:58,205 --> 01:24:01,304
Oh, please.
You know, love is messy.
1284
01:24:01,373 --> 01:24:05,170
I should know better.
I hurt my kids.
1285
01:24:05,246 --> 01:24:07,189
Go un-hurt them.
1286
01:24:07,262 --> 01:24:11,420
- Honey, you've made some mistakes.
- Many, so many.
1287
01:24:11,487 --> 01:24:14,237
Falling for Marie wasn't one of them.
1288
01:24:17,887 --> 01:24:20,441
Can somebody get me another box,
please?
1289
01:24:20,513 --> 01:24:22,848
[Eileen] Yep, yep. Coming.
1290
01:24:24,769 --> 01:24:26,143
Mitch.
1291
01:24:27,905 --> 01:24:29,280
Mitch, I...
1292
01:24:33,699 --> 01:24:35,772
If it was anybody else...
1293
01:24:36,419 --> 01:24:39,005
I am so...
1294
01:24:39,075 --> 01:24:40,985
[horn honks]
1295
01:24:41,060 --> 01:24:43,515
Hold that thought.
1296
01:24:48,933 --> 01:24:51,355
- Hey, beautiful.
- [Giggles]
1297
01:25:02,023 --> 01:25:02,119
[Knocking]
1298
01:25:02,119 --> 01:25:03,942
[Knocking]
1299
01:25:08,392 --> 01:25:14,089
Girls, I'd like to talk
to Lilly alone, if I could.
1300
01:25:25,003 --> 01:25:26,726
OK, then. All of you.
1301
01:25:36,941 --> 01:25:39,113
I know I messed up.
Big time.
1302
01:25:39,182 --> 01:25:40,971
- Yep.
- Yes, you did.
1303
01:25:41,038 --> 01:25:44,650
Now, your mom...
1304
01:25:46,734 --> 01:25:48,295
I miss your mom.
1305
01:25:48,367 --> 01:25:51,150
All the time and I always will.
1306
01:25:51,216 --> 01:25:55,340
- Mom's gone.
- Aw, honey. I see her every day.
1307
01:25:55,408 --> 01:25:57,929
I see her in your goodness, Jane.
1308
01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:01,546
And, Cara, your passion.
1309
01:26:01,617 --> 01:26:05,360
And, Lilly, you have her eyes.
1310
01:26:05,425 --> 01:26:07,051
And her smile.
1311
01:26:09,170 --> 01:26:11,112
So here's what I'm going to do:
1312
01:26:11,186 --> 01:26:14,482
I am grounding myself for life.
1313
01:26:14,547 --> 01:26:18,061
I'm sticking with you.
I am going to be with you...
1314
01:26:18,132 --> 01:26:22,540
- You're with us every day.
- I'm not going anywhere.
1315
01:26:22,612 --> 01:26:26,126
See, I got a little confused with Marie,
1316
01:26:26,197 --> 01:26:30,224
but that is over. OK?
1317
01:26:30,294 --> 01:26:34,069
I kinda lost my head.
1318
01:26:34,134 --> 01:26:38,291
Got a little stupid because I love her.
1319
01:26:38,359 --> 01:26:42,833
That's... That's not...
1320
01:26:42,904 --> 01:26:45,206
I don't love her.
And that's not what I meant.
1321
01:26:45,272 --> 01:26:47,924
I mean, how could I love her?
I've only known her...
1322
01:26:47,993 --> 01:26:51,342
- Three days.
- [Laughs] Yeah.
1323
01:26:51,417 --> 01:26:54,931
And how can you know in three days?
1324
01:26:58,811 --> 01:27:00,152
I don't know.
1325
01:27:00,219 --> 01:27:03,797
Yes, I do. I love her.
1326
01:27:03,867 --> 01:27:05,875
I love her. I love her.
1327
01:27:05,948 --> 01:27:09,723
I love her. I love...
1328
01:27:09,789 --> 01:27:11,250
I love her.
1329
01:27:14,429 --> 01:27:16,022
Then go get her.
1330
01:27:17,886 --> 01:27:20,025
We so prefer her to you.
1331
01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:30,680
Go.
1332
01:27:34,528 --> 01:27:36,503
- [Whispers] Now.
- Oh.
1333
01:27:44,610 --> 01:27:47,000
Honey. Honey. For the road.
1334
01:27:56,196 --> 01:27:58,105
- What is it?
- I can't do it.
1335
01:27:58,180 --> 01:28:00,253
- You must.
- I don't have a license.
1336
01:28:17,064 --> 01:28:20,098
I'm pretty good with maps.
1337
01:28:20,168 --> 01:28:24,838
This is so queer.
But I wouldn't miss it for anything.
1338
01:28:35,915 --> 01:28:38,087
[Dan] Dear readers,
for most of you,
1339
01:28:38,155 --> 01:28:41,417
this is my first
column in your paper.
1340
01:28:41,483 --> 01:28:44,004
In the future, I will be
answering your questions,
1341
01:28:44,076 --> 01:28:47,524
but today, I wanna break from
my usual format and talk to you
1342
01:28:47,596 --> 01:28:50,499
about the subject of plans.
1343
01:28:50,573 --> 01:28:54,370
Not so much my plan for this column,
more like life plans.
1344
01:28:54,446 --> 01:28:56,007
How we all make them.
1345
01:28:56,079 --> 01:29:01,000
And how we hope that our kids make
good, smart, safe plans of their own.
1346
01:29:01,071 --> 01:29:04,268
But if we're really
honest with ourselves,
1347
01:29:04,335 --> 01:29:08,526
most of the time our plans
don't work out as we'd hoped.
1348
01:29:13,008 --> 01:29:15,114
So instead of asking our young people,
1349
01:29:15,185 --> 01:29:18,982
"What are your plans? What do
you plan to do with your life?"
1350
01:29:19,058 --> 01:29:24,176
Maybe we should tell them this:
Plan to be surprised.
1351
01:29:25,843 --> 01:29:28,593
[* Sondre Lerche and
Lillian Samdal: Modern Nature]
1352
01:29:33,525 --> 01:29:35,532
[Applause]
1353
01:30:13,498 --> 01:30:16,084
[Laughter]
1354
01:30:27,869 --> 01:30:29,779
[Laughing]
1355
01:30:42,272 --> 01:30:44,247
It's falling out.
1356
01:33:49,567 --> 01:33:51,029
[Man] And that's it.