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I just feel really close to you.
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You are really close to me.
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Well, this way we can share everything.
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Wow, that's so good.
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Look.
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They're still so in love.
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How great is that?
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So, where do you see us going?
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Well, tonight I see us
going back to my place.
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Wow!
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-This is your house?
-Yeah.
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It's beautiful!
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Thank you.
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I like to come home to a nice place.
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I'm happy. Are you happy?
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Oh, yeah. Happy is what I'm all about.
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Tripp, as long as you're up, Son...
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Come on, Pop! Whoa, man.
Don't you knock?
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What?
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Your momma's...
She's snoring like a rhino.
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And then this music got started...
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Hey, you must be Melody.
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Melissa.
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Oh! It's Melissa!
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It's Melissa. Okay. All right.
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Y'all have a good time.
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Night, Pop.
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You live with your parents?
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Is that a problem?
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Are you kidding me?
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And she's leaving.
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Stomping down the steps.
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Unbelievable! Parents?
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Putting on her coat.
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Did you move that umbrella stand?
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Oh, shit!
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We gotta get rid of that thing.
You know we're gonna get sued?
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Damn it!
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And she's out.
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Another one bites the dust.
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And he is still here.
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-Morning, Mom.
-Morning.
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What do you say, Pop?
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Good morning, Son.
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Get any sleep last night?
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-Okay, honey, here you go.
-You're the best, Mom.
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Are you kidding me?
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-Have a good day.
-You, too.
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-Don't forget your snack.
-Thanks.
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-Think fast!
-Bye!
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So you dumped Melissa?
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Well, technically, she dumped me.
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What happened?
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It was last night.
We were in a restaurant.
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She sees this elderly couple
and they're holding hands,
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and then she decides to hold my hand.
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So she smiles at me.
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Next thing I know,
she gives me "the look."
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Dude, I'm so sorry.
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No harm, no foul, though.
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It was just time for her
to meet the parents.
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Not the parents.
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Bye-bye, Melissa.
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Here we go again.
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Yeah. What's your point?
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The point is, my friend,
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you are afraid of love.
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Bullshit. No, no, no, no, no, man,
I'm not afraid of love.
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I love love.
Look, I've had a lot of girlfriends, right?
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And sometimes I'm the rebound guy.
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Other times, when I get lucky,
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I'm the "explore new areas
of your sexuality" guy.
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But every single time, we have fun.
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Thank you.
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I have fun, they have fun.
It's good for me, it's good for them.
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And I would argue that's it's damn good
for civilization as a whole.
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If more people thought that way...
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I do sleep well at night.
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On a twin bed, with Superman sheets
that you've had since you were six.
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As opposed to you,
who sleeps in a king-sized bed
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in your mother's basement?
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It's orthopedic, and I need it.
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And at least I'm not sponging
off my parents
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so I can afford to get laid
on every continent.
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I'm a rambling man. I'm a tumbleweed.
I'm a seeker of truth.
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And one truth I've learned,
a child is a parent's greatest joy.
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Which is why I can't leave
my parents' place,
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because they would miss me!
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Amen, brother!
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And yet, in America,
we're shunned for our lifestyle.
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When we should be celebrating
our lifestyle.
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-We are men who still live at home.
-Yes!
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We're not here to apologize
about who we are, or how we do it,
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-or who we live with.
-No!
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I'm looking around this table, hombres,
and I see three winners.
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And to every one of those out there
who sees something different,
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I say bring it on!
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'Cause it's going to take
a stick of dynamite
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to get me out of my parents' house.
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The boy's 35 years old!
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It's just not fair.
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Thirty-five years!
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We were good parents,
and now we're supposed to be done!
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Hey, I don't blame my kid for staying.
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Our place is much nicer
than anything he can afford.
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Well, our son's a flight attendant.
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He travels so much
it doesn't make any sense
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-to have his own apartment.
-Yeah.
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Plus he has a lot of pilot friends
who let him stay over.
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Well, I say the whole thing comes down
to being afraid to spank.
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I mean you can't build a house
without a hammer!
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Anyone for a guava smasher?
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I learned to make them in Maui.
These really chase your troubles away.
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Cheers, sweetie.
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And who is my hot little wahine, huh?
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Bev? What is that?
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Oh, I got this in Hawaii.
This is Lono, the god of fertility.
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Bud has one, too.
Do you want to see it?
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-No!
-No!
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No. I mean, what's going on here?
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-Dougie moved out!
-Dougie moved out!
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-What?
-You're kidding.
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-Yes!
-When?
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What, like two months ago!
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It's been amazing!
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Hey, how many times a week
do you think we do it?
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-Oh!
-Oh, Bud.
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What? Oh!
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I can't believe it. How'd you do it?
Dougie's a sweet kid, but...
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How in the world did you get him
to move out?
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He met a girl.
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Met a girl?
Tripp meets a new girl every week.
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Well, let's just say maybe he hasn't met
the right girl.
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Al, I don't want another recliner.
I want something new.
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Hey, here's something new!
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Cup holders.
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That's not what I'm talking about.
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-Okay.
-That's nice.
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Get what you want.
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Just know that I'm going to be having
an affair within the next six months.
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If I've gotta recline,
I'm making it interesting.
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Deal.
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Hey, gang.
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Let's stay on point here, huh?
We're picking out chairs.
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Hello, Dolly!
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Son, you see her?
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Pop? Pick a chair.
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This is the one I want.
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-Sold.
-No, that's polka dot.
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We're not gonna put that in the house.
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Pop, relax.
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She's taking the chair with her
when she leaves you.
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We ain't buying that chair.
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I am getting this polka-dot chair.
I've got my own money.
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Unless you start dancing again,
you're broke.
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Excuse me.
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-That's mine.
-Yes, ma'am.
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You're buying that?
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No.
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Want a cocktail, blanket or anything?
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No, I just need my 20 minutes.
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-For what?
-To clear my head.
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I come here to relax.
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You know what helps me?
Put on the Food Network.
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Takes the edge right off.
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Gotta find what works for you.
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Okay, look, the salesmen don't mind
because I bring them coffee,
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and the music selection
is a soothing blend
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of mid-'70s singer-songwriters
and smooth jazz.
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It's practically narcotic.
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And, usually, people leave me alone.
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Sure they do.
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There's what you're talking about.
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It's nice, huh?
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Yeah! I make fun of my parents,
but these babies are sweet.
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-I'm Paula.
-I'm Tripp.
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You know, usually I don't sleep
with someone on the first date.
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I don't think this counts as a first date.
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It would be a date if you asked me
to have a drink tonight.
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Wanna have a drink tonight?
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Can't. How about lunch tomorrow?
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Sure. Wait. Tomorrow's Saturday.
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Sometimes I eat on Saturdays.
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No, I'm doing something
with my nephew.
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How about Monday?
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I'll meet you here.
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Beautiful.
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Hey, hey!
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Hey, Paula.
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Good news, it's Champagne Thursday.
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It's Friday.
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Yeah, Thursday came twice this week.
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For the third straight week.
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There's talk of making it permanent.
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Kind of like daylight-savings time?
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Right. But for booze.
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-Cheers.
-Cheers.
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Shut up, you whore.
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I'm sorry.
Was I sipping too loudly for you?
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No, you're not sipping too loud.
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It's that goddamn bird
outside my goddamn window.
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What the hell kind of devil bird
chirps at night?
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I think it sounds kind of pretty.
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You met a guy today.
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As a matter of fact, I did.
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He's cute, too.
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I met a guy today, too.
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Really?
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He's a radiologist.
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Well, that's a step up.
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He offered to give me a full-body scan
next week, free of charge.
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Those don't come cheap, you know.
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I know. I'm pretty excited about it.
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How cute?
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Cute.
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Well, Tripp's a really nice guy.
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He's smart, he's sweet, he's funny.
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We had a wonderful first meeting.
I see incredible potential here.
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So all systems are go?
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Based on the initial
personality assessment,
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I think that I can have your son
moved out of this house
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and living on his own by June 15th.
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Hallelujah!
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Well, you know, you'd be amazed
at how many adult children
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are still living at home.
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Now, it's my opinion that the root cause
is a lack of self-esteem.
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Oh, Oprah talks about that all the time.
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Oprah don't know crap!
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Heck, when I was growing up,
nobody had self-esteem,
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and we turned out fine.
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You're a rock, Al.
You make me a better woman.
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Look, many young men who should
be able to move out, simply can't.
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It's called "failure to launch."
And that's where I come in.
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Young men develop self-esteem best
during a romantic relationship,
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so I simulate one.
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We have a memorable meeting.
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We get to know each other
over a few casual meals,
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he helps me through
an emotional crisis,
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then I meet his friends,
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if he has any,
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then I let him teach me something...
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But the bottom line is,
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he bonds with me.
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He lets go of you.
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He moves out.
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But how do you make sure
that he'll fall in love with you?
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You look nice,
you find out what they like,
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and then you pretend to like it, too.
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That is pretty much how it works.
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What about sex?
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Al, I never have sex with a client.
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Besides, I need to keep Tripp motivated,
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and let's face it, after men have sex...
255
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Is there anything that we need to do?
256
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:11,415
Well, for starters, you could make life
a little more difficult for him.
257
00:14:11,525 --> 00:14:15,518
You know, more chores,
more responsibilities, that kind of thing.
258
00:14:15,629 --> 00:14:18,860
I just think you should know that Tripp
has had some rough breaks.
259
00:14:18,966 --> 00:14:21,025
I promise you, when this is over,
260
00:14:21,135 --> 00:14:23,968
Tripp is going to be an independent,
261
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:26,232
self-sufficient adult.
262
00:14:27,341 --> 00:14:28,638
Shut up, dude! Don't help him!
263
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,471
-Watch the safety. No, no, no.
-No, he's in a run defense...
264
00:14:30,577 --> 00:14:31,874
Don't do it! Don't do it! I got you!
I got you!
265
00:14:31,979 --> 00:14:34,004
-Throw it to Moss. Throw it to Moss!
-Watch out! I'm going deep!
266
00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:35,604
No, you don't! Shit!
267
00:14:35,716 --> 00:14:36,740
That's a bad word, Jeffrey.
268
00:14:36,850 --> 00:14:39,512
So is "bastard," but that just means
your parents aren't married.
269
00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:40,917
-Look at him! Look at him!
-No! Shit!
270
00:14:41,021 --> 00:14:42,318
He could go all the way!
271
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,754
Touchdown!
272
00:14:43,857 --> 00:14:45,324
Yes!
273
00:14:45,893 --> 00:14:47,292
-Sit down!
-That's a face!
274
00:14:48,295 --> 00:14:49,353
That's great, man.
275
00:14:49,463 --> 00:14:50,930
That's good sportsmanship.
Nice dance.
276
00:14:51,031 --> 00:14:54,262
Wow, my forehead itches.
277
00:14:54,902 --> 00:14:58,235
That's cool, the "L" for loser.
Keep it up, little man.
278
00:14:58,338 --> 00:14:59,600
I'll make you walk home.
279
00:14:59,706 --> 00:15:00,866
Hell, you are such a good uncle.
280
00:15:00,974 --> 00:15:02,908
That's like eight miles.
It'll take you two days.
281
00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:04,170
-Hey, boys.
-Hey.
282
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:05,745
-Hi.
-Tripp, we're going out.
283
00:15:05,846 --> 00:15:08,337
All right, listen, you got any more
chips and salsa downstairs?
284
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,280
Oh, I didn't get to the store.
285
00:15:11,318 --> 00:15:12,285
But you could go.
286
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:16,381
And you said you needed
your basketball shorts,
287
00:15:16,489 --> 00:15:17,888
so I put them in the laundry.
288
00:15:17,990 --> 00:15:20,117
-Right. Thank you, babe.
-But I didn't get to it.
289
00:15:20,226 --> 00:15:22,319
So you're going to need to do a load.
290
00:15:22,428 --> 00:15:23,520
A load?
291
00:15:23,629 --> 00:15:27,531
And your bathroom needs cleaning,
so I left the stuff in the hall.
292
00:15:27,633 --> 00:15:29,100
And when you're done
with the rubber gloves,
293
00:15:29,202 --> 00:15:31,432
just remember to turn them inside out.
294
00:15:31,838 --> 00:15:32,805
Bye.
295
00:15:38,444 --> 00:15:40,275
Something's wrong with your mom.
296
00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:43,007
This is really nice.
297
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,084
I've never actually been
on a sailboat before.
298
00:15:45,184 --> 00:15:46,811
Hey, I'd be fine
299
00:15:46,986 --> 00:15:48,954
if I never set foot on solid ground again.
300
00:15:49,055 --> 00:15:51,683
You know, I bet I'd really love it
if we ever left the dock.
301
00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:52,917
Well, yeah!
302
00:15:53,025 --> 00:15:54,856
But to actually take you out on the water
on a first date
303
00:15:54,961 --> 00:15:56,553
would be very forward of me, Paula.
304
00:15:56,662 --> 00:15:59,130
Well, so far I must say
I'm very impressed.
305
00:15:59,232 --> 00:16:01,928
Beautiful setting, a simple meal...
306
00:16:02,268 --> 00:16:04,259
I assume this technique
has worked in the past?
307
00:16:04,470 --> 00:16:06,131
Yes, ma'am, it has.
308
00:16:06,472 --> 00:16:07,564
Is it working now?
309
00:16:07,673 --> 00:16:09,732
You know what? It kind of is.
310
00:16:13,045 --> 00:16:14,512
Let's go for a walk.
311
00:16:14,614 --> 00:16:16,707
But I'm not done with lunch.
312
00:16:17,884 --> 00:16:19,351
Yeah, you are.
313
00:16:21,654 --> 00:16:24,418
Seriously, I'm not one of those girls
who don't eat. I want...
314
00:16:24,524 --> 00:16:25,923
I wanted all of that.
315
00:16:26,025 --> 00:16:28,255
See, technically, this is not my boat.
316
00:16:28,361 --> 00:16:31,057
Actually, it's not my boat in any way.
317
00:16:31,564 --> 00:16:33,998
-What?
-I'm a boat broker. I sell boats.
318
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:37,729
I would love to own a boat like this,
but it's not the right time in my life.
319
00:16:37,837 --> 00:16:40,237
Besides, the guy
who does own this boat
320
00:16:40,339 --> 00:16:42,068
is right behind you.
321
00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:45,705
Hey there, Mr. Axelrod!
I thought you were out of town!
322
00:16:45,811 --> 00:16:47,903
Well, I was, and now I'm not.
323
00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:51,413
What's going on? Is that a fork?
Are you eating on my boat?
324
00:16:51,516 --> 00:16:52,483
No.
325
00:16:54,052 --> 00:16:55,679
When did you redo the galley?
326
00:16:58,089 --> 00:16:59,283
Oh, you're in the market?
327
00:16:59,391 --> 00:17:01,359
Might be. What's she draw?
328
00:17:01,459 --> 00:17:02,858
Seven-three.
329
00:17:03,428 --> 00:17:04,793
Cherry's a little dark.
330
00:17:05,297 --> 00:17:06,662
The wife picked it.
331
00:17:06,831 --> 00:17:08,196
It's got nice lines.
332
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,858
She's fast, too.
333
00:17:10,902 --> 00:17:12,597
Well, she certainly is yare.
334
00:17:14,239 --> 00:17:16,264
I'll think about it. Thanks for your time.
335
00:17:16,374 --> 00:17:17,841
Yes, ma'am.
336
00:17:18,176 --> 00:17:19,143
Thank you.
337
00:17:22,247 --> 00:17:24,078
You're gonna let her walk away?
338
00:17:24,182 --> 00:17:26,582
I'm giving her space, Mr. Axelrod.
339
00:17:27,719 --> 00:17:28,913
Now,
340
00:17:30,188 --> 00:17:32,122
I'm going after her.
341
00:17:35,694 --> 00:17:39,721
Excuse me, ma'am.
"She certainly is yare"?
342
00:17:39,831 --> 00:17:41,162
Philadelphia Story.
343
00:17:41,266 --> 00:17:42,392
Sweet.
344
00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:46,803
All right, assuming
that pretending to own a yacht
345
00:17:46,905 --> 00:17:50,341
was a brilliant, romantic,
yet ultimately flawed idea,
346
00:17:50,442 --> 00:17:52,672
how do you see the rest of the date
playing out?
347
00:17:52,777 --> 00:17:57,009
I don't know. I'm so hungry I can't think.
Seagulls ate my lunch.
348
00:17:57,482 --> 00:17:58,847
What if I take you to a restaurant?
349
00:17:58,950 --> 00:18:00,508
Are you gonna pretend to own it?
350
00:18:00,619 --> 00:18:03,816
No. All the restaurants I own
are in Europe.
351
00:18:11,696 --> 00:18:13,891
Well, hey there, Ace.
Glad you could make it, man.
352
00:18:13,999 --> 00:18:15,091
We thought you went home.
353
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:18,691
I fell into a deep, dark crevasse.
I was so scared.
354
00:18:19,503 --> 00:18:20,765
Did you go out with La-Z-Girl?
355
00:18:20,871 --> 00:18:22,998
Paula. I did. We had lunch.
356
00:18:23,107 --> 00:18:24,597
Will there be a second date?
357
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,335
There will be a second date.
358
00:18:26,443 --> 00:18:28,411
Yet the relationship
is doomed to failure.
359
00:18:28,512 --> 00:18:30,912
Right. And why are we doomed?
360
00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:33,739
You live with your parents?
361
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:34,840
He's right.
362
00:18:34,952 --> 00:18:38,410
Your entire life is set up perfectly
for ending relationships.
363
00:18:38,522 --> 00:18:39,648
We've been out one time.
364
00:18:39,757 --> 00:18:42,191
She's a nice girl, I'm a nice guy,
we had fun.
365
00:18:42,293 --> 00:18:44,386
And I must tell you, son,
366
00:18:45,663 --> 00:18:47,858
nothing is doomed.
367
00:19:14,391 --> 00:19:15,983
Gnarly crash!
368
00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:17,658
What are you doing?
369
00:19:18,729 --> 00:19:21,129
Remember, we're the visitors here.
370
00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:27,197
Come on.
371
00:19:27,371 --> 00:19:30,033
-Wow. You're feeding it a little peanut?
-Yeah.
372
00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:32,233
He gets that stuff all the time, man.
373
00:19:32,776 --> 00:19:33,970
This is what he wants.
374
00:19:34,078 --> 00:19:35,875
You want a treat from the big city, boy?
375
00:19:35,979 --> 00:19:37,913
He's not a child, Tripp.
376
00:19:39,149 --> 00:19:40,377
Look how peaceful he is.
377
00:19:40,484 --> 00:19:41,644
Come here, little boy.
378
00:19:41,752 --> 00:19:43,947
You want a little bit of chocolate,
baby-boo-boo?
379
00:19:44,054 --> 00:19:45,282
You're giving him a PowerBar?
380
00:19:45,389 --> 00:19:47,016
Everybody loves chocolate.
381
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,323
Tripp, he's saying no.
382
00:19:49,425 --> 00:19:50,756
Look into my eyes.
383
00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:52,350
He's saying no, Tripp.
384
00:19:55,898 --> 00:19:58,594
Tripp? Tripp? Dude?
385
00:20:01,804 --> 00:20:03,032
Get off!
386
00:20:08,111 --> 00:20:09,942
What is he doing? Is that a squirrel?
387
00:20:10,046 --> 00:20:11,445
No, it's a chipmunk.
388
00:20:15,184 --> 00:20:16,549
Watch the bike.
389
00:20:25,728 --> 00:20:28,060
Oh, hey. I'm Tripp.
390
00:20:28,998 --> 00:20:30,556
You must be Kit.
391
00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:35,469
It's a mockingbird.
392
00:20:35,571 --> 00:20:36,663
Who did what?
393
00:20:36,773 --> 00:20:38,172
It's a mockingbird.
394
00:20:38,274 --> 00:20:39,536
What is?
395
00:20:39,642 --> 00:20:42,406
You don't hear that?
That annoying noise.
396
00:20:42,678 --> 00:20:44,475
Oh, yeah, now I hear it.
397
00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:45,638
I looked it up.
398
00:20:45,748 --> 00:20:48,808
They can imitate car alarms,
and telephones, and other birds.
399
00:20:48,918 --> 00:20:50,783
I called Animal Control,
and you know what they said?
400
00:20:50,887 --> 00:20:54,653
They said I should just enjoy
one of nature's most talented singers.
401
00:20:54,757 --> 00:20:56,725
-Yeah.
-I'm gonna kill it.
402
00:20:58,428 --> 00:20:59,895
Okay, I'm all set.
403
00:21:00,229 --> 00:21:01,560
-Oh, wow.
-Hi.
404
00:21:01,664 --> 00:21:02,926
Wow, look at you.
405
00:21:03,032 --> 00:21:04,397
Well, look at you.
406
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:05,932
Sweet shoes.
407
00:21:06,068 --> 00:21:07,763
Really? Thanks.
408
00:21:08,604 --> 00:21:11,072
Okay, well, Kit, we're gonna go.
See you.
409
00:21:11,174 --> 00:21:12,607
-You ready?
-Yeah.
410
00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:14,369
Okay, you two kids have a blast.
411
00:21:14,477 --> 00:21:17,378
-Thanks.
-Hey, Kit, good luck with the...
412
00:21:24,753 --> 00:21:26,414
It's a chipmunk bite.
413
00:21:26,521 --> 00:21:29,183
I figured.
Obviously not a normal chipmunk.
414
00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:30,315
You're right about that.
415
00:21:30,425 --> 00:21:35,021
No, this was like a big, oversized, like,
bobcat, grizzly-bear chipmunk.
416
00:21:35,197 --> 00:21:37,165
I'm pretty fortunate to still be here.
417
00:21:37,265 --> 00:21:38,425
-Wow.
-Yeah.
418
00:21:38,533 --> 00:21:39,500
What did the doctor say?
419
00:21:39,601 --> 00:21:40,693
I didn't need to see a doctor.
420
00:21:40,802 --> 00:21:43,498
I had some cream at home
that I put on it.
421
00:21:43,638 --> 00:21:45,697
-You had chipmunk cream?
-Yeah.
422
00:21:45,807 --> 00:21:47,399
-Wow, that's lucky.
-Isn't it?
423
00:21:49,578 --> 00:21:51,102
I take it you like Japanese food.
424
00:21:51,213 --> 00:21:52,510
Oh, I love it.
425
00:21:52,614 --> 00:21:55,048
I'm also gonna order a huge dessert,
drink too much,
426
00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:56,981
and maybe talk about my old boyfriends.
427
00:21:57,085 --> 00:21:58,643
-Yeah?
-Does that intimidate you?
428
00:21:58,753 --> 00:22:00,084
Not at all.
429
00:22:00,989 --> 00:22:02,081
Cheers, Paula.
430
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:03,384
Cheers.
431
00:22:06,294 --> 00:22:10,458
All right, T-R-l-double-P going in
to get a little squid.
432
00:22:12,467 --> 00:22:13,991
Do you need me to help you with that?
433
00:22:14,102 --> 00:22:16,696
I got it. I got it. Look at this, look at this.
434
00:22:16,905 --> 00:22:18,167
I admire the confidence.
435
00:22:18,273 --> 00:22:20,241
Thank you. I am fairly...
436
00:22:21,309 --> 00:22:23,436
ambidextrous.
437
00:22:25,413 --> 00:22:26,573
Oh, shit.
438
00:22:26,681 --> 00:22:29,081
I'm sorry! Excuse me.
439
00:22:29,184 --> 00:22:30,742
Squid's a little bit greasy tonight.
440
00:22:30,852 --> 00:22:32,615
Sorry. Yeah.
441
00:22:32,721 --> 00:22:33,983
That's not easy to do.
442
00:22:34,089 --> 00:22:35,351
I didn't see anything.
443
00:22:37,025 --> 00:22:39,926
Tell me about yourself.
What do you do for a living?
444
00:22:41,530 --> 00:22:43,794
I teach special needs kids.
445
00:22:47,802 --> 00:22:48,791
-How's the hand?
-It's fine.
446
00:22:48,904 --> 00:22:49,928
-Is it throbbing?
-No.
447
00:22:50,038 --> 00:22:52,267
Is the medication wearing off?
448
00:22:53,007 --> 00:22:54,474
Gotta scratch.
449
00:22:56,477 --> 00:22:57,603
Oh, yeah.
450
00:22:57,711 --> 00:22:58,678
Well,
451
00:23:00,381 --> 00:23:01,712
home again.
452
00:23:02,116 --> 00:23:03,208
Home again.
453
00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:04,441
I had a nice time.
454
00:23:04,552 --> 00:23:05,576
I did, too.
455
00:23:05,686 --> 00:23:06,880
Good.
456
00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:08,214
I had fun.
457
00:23:08,322 --> 00:23:09,380
Good.
458
00:23:11,191 --> 00:23:15,025
Shut up!
Shut up you crazy bastard bird bitch!
459
00:23:15,930 --> 00:23:17,261
Hey, Kit!
460
00:23:17,665 --> 00:23:18,893
What? Hi.
461
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,357
Can you guys see me?
462
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:22,435
-Yeah!
-Yeah.
463
00:23:22,536 --> 00:23:24,231
Oh. Great.
464
00:23:26,507 --> 00:23:27,565
What?
465
00:23:28,075 --> 00:23:29,702
Dinner and a show.
466
00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:35,245
Good night.
467
00:23:36,884 --> 00:23:37,952
Good night.
468
00:23:38,152 --> 00:23:40,143
Now, what type of a boat
do you see yourself in?
469
00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:41,482
Well, I'm not sure.
470
00:23:41,589 --> 00:23:43,750
But I do know that I need
to be out in the open sea.
471
00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:45,825
Well, you gotta ask yourself
some questions.
472
00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:47,553
Do you like speed?
473
00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:49,854
Do you like to hear
the roar of an engine?
474
00:23:49,964 --> 00:23:52,865
Do you want to get from point A
to point B as quickly as possible?
475
00:23:52,967 --> 00:23:54,832
If that turns you on,
then you want a powerboat.
476
00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:57,802
Okay, that's it. That's it.
Power. That's me. Yes.
477
00:23:57,905 --> 00:24:00,237
Well, that's one way to go.
But maybe you want to slow down.
478
00:24:00,341 --> 00:24:02,241
You know, listen to the wind
and the water.
479
00:24:02,343 --> 00:24:04,777
Have sunrise and sunset
as your only clock.
480
00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:06,607
Know that you could go
around the world
481
00:24:06,714 --> 00:24:08,841
on less than a tank of gas.
482
00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:13,742
Now, if that sounds good to you,
then maybe you're sailors.
483
00:24:13,854 --> 00:24:16,379
This is not a hobby. This...
484
00:24:16,857 --> 00:24:17,846
It's a lifestyle.
485
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,620
Well, now that is passion!
486
00:24:20,728 --> 00:24:22,389
-What has happened to you?
-What's happened to me?
487
00:24:22,496 --> 00:24:24,156
I want to feel the wind.
488
00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:25,321
I do not want to feel...
489
00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:27,365
I want to make the wind, okay? Look...
490
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:28,695
-Make the wind?
-Yeah. I'm not a sailor.
491
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,359
You don't make wind
sitting on a boat in a dock.
492
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,870
I'm a power guy. Power.
Like "power boat."
493
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:33,961
-You're a power guy?
-Excuse me.
494
00:24:34,207 --> 00:24:36,437
-I want to feel that beneath...
-Guys who drink Kahlua and cream
495
00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:38,407
are not power guys, honey.
496
00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:39,637
Tripp.
497
00:24:42,382 --> 00:24:44,373
Whoa, slow down, slow down, Paula.
498
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,884
Mr. Fritz was my best friend
499
00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:50,679
since he was a little puppy.
500
00:24:51,391 --> 00:24:53,859
Just a little fur ball.
501
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:57,485
He was too small
to even jump up on the bed
502
00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:59,220
and now he's...
503
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:02,067
He's...
504
00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:04,597
Got a tissue or something?
505
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,374
-He saved my life, you know.
-He did?
506
00:25:09,475 --> 00:25:13,536
And now I can't do
anything for him, and I...
507
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,489
Oh, shit.
508
00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:36,758
I'm so glad you're here.
509
00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:41,869
Yeah, of course I am.
510
00:25:46,446 --> 00:25:48,573
Can I have a minute alone with him?
511
00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:51,241
Thank you.
512
00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:53,375
-I'll be right outside.
-Okay.
513
00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,488
Thanks, Gretchen.
514
00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:04,789
Anytime.
515
00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:07,788
Gosh, Emotional Crisis Day
is so critical.
516
00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:10,060
I cry, he cries.
517
00:26:10,168 --> 00:26:11,692
It totally bonds us.
518
00:26:11,803 --> 00:26:13,395
So how long do you think
he's gonna sleep for?
519
00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:15,473
Half an hour.
He's only here for some dental work.
520
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:18,008
Oh. What's his real name, anyway?
521
00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:19,134
I don't know.
522
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,405
I just clean their teeth
and chop their balls off.
523
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,486
God, that is so sad.
524
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,180
Yeah, it was a beautiful dog, man.
525
00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:32,688
She was devastated.
526
00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:35,191
Well, this is exactly what she needs.
Good choice.
527
00:26:35,293 --> 00:26:37,853
-There she is. Hey, Paula.
-Hi.
528
00:26:37,963 --> 00:26:40,523
Paula, these are my good friends,
Demo and Ace. Guys, Paula.
529
00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:41,758
Hi, it's nice to meet you.
530
00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:44,529
-I'm so sorry for your loss.
-Come on, don't.
531
00:26:44,636 --> 00:26:45,864
Thank you.
532
00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:48,269
-Nice suit. How you doing?
-Thank you. Hi.
533
00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:52,806
You know, most guys would've
sent flowers, chocolates maybe,
534
00:26:52,911 --> 00:26:56,244
but I gotta say,
I did not see this coming.
535
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:59,078
Well, you know,
anybody can send flowers, Paula.
536
00:26:59,184 --> 00:27:02,085
Now, I'm going to let you in
on "the" secret.
537
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:05,314
It's called the "finger roll."
Quick fingers, light on the trigger.
538
00:27:05,423 --> 00:27:07,152
See, double trigger...
539
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,652
More paintballs in less time
means victory.
540
00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:12,024
Let's see it.
541
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,290
When you're out there today
542
00:27:13,398 --> 00:27:16,367
and you got these paintballs
flying at you at over 200 miles an hour,
543
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:20,199
I guarantee you will not be thinking
about the late, great Mr. Fritz.
544
00:27:21,072 --> 00:27:23,939
Holy moly. They really move that fast?
545
00:27:25,543 --> 00:27:26,908
Oh, my God!
546
00:27:28,679 --> 00:27:29,771
I'm so sorry!
547
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,006
Nice shot!
548
00:27:31,115 --> 00:27:32,673
-Oh, thanks.
-He's okay.
549
00:27:37,154 --> 00:27:38,917
Let's go shoot some strangers, huh?
550
00:27:45,996 --> 00:27:48,658
First one to paint the skirt gets a beer.
551
00:27:48,966 --> 00:27:52,367
I think that guy just laughed at me.
Who are these guys?
552
00:27:52,469 --> 00:27:54,369
They go by "Devil Babies."
553
00:27:54,471 --> 00:27:56,496
They finished third
in the National Championship.
554
00:27:56,607 --> 00:27:58,268
This should be an excellent test
of our skills.
555
00:27:58,375 --> 00:28:00,468
-Wait. These guys are champions?
-All right, all right.
556
00:28:00,578 --> 00:28:02,273
They didn't win it.
557
00:28:03,681 --> 00:28:04,670
Go!
558
00:28:05,115 --> 00:28:06,309
Move, move, move!
559
00:28:06,417 --> 00:28:07,748
Let's go!
560
00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:11,353
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
561
00:28:11,589 --> 00:28:12,556
Oh, my God!
562
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,757
Let's go! Go, go, go, go!
563
00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:21,628
There you are! Look alive!
564
00:28:22,199 --> 00:28:23,166
I'm out.
565
00:28:25,069 --> 00:28:26,502
-Watch out!
-Watch it!
566
00:28:26,604 --> 00:28:28,196
Come on, blondie!
567
00:28:43,954 --> 00:28:45,182
Am I out?
568
00:28:57,100 --> 00:28:59,466
I didn't know they sold beer here.
569
00:29:00,670 --> 00:29:01,796
They don't.
570
00:29:04,674 --> 00:29:07,609
There you go! Stay down, Paula!
Stay down!
571
00:29:11,648 --> 00:29:13,138
Can I have one?
572
00:29:14,918 --> 00:29:15,907
No.
573
00:29:16,119 --> 00:29:17,211
Check it out!
574
00:29:27,297 --> 00:29:28,764
Warm day, huh?
575
00:29:36,639 --> 00:29:38,106
Nice talking to you.
576
00:29:41,945 --> 00:29:43,242
Damn it!
577
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:44,904
Paula?
578
00:29:45,014 --> 00:29:46,606
Sorry! Sorry!
579
00:29:46,716 --> 00:29:48,581
Does it count if it was an accident?
580
00:29:49,786 --> 00:29:51,014
Bad finger roll.
581
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,985
All right, I need you to come to me.
582
00:29:53,089 --> 00:29:55,990
No, thanks. I'm just gonna
stay over here till it's over.
583
00:29:56,092 --> 00:29:57,116
-Now!
-Okay.
584
00:30:01,597 --> 00:30:02,586
I'm out.
585
00:30:04,968 --> 00:30:06,367
Shit! I'm out!
586
00:30:06,469 --> 00:30:09,063
-You will not have died in vain!
-Stay down.
587
00:30:09,172 --> 00:30:11,197
Paula, where are you?
588
00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:14,006
Finger roll. Finger roll. Finger roll.
589
00:30:14,110 --> 00:30:18,069
Oh, Tinkerbell!
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
590
00:30:19,148 --> 00:30:21,810
The sooner you lose,
the sooner you can go shopping!
591
00:30:24,454 --> 00:30:25,819
Oh, man!
592
00:30:26,055 --> 00:30:27,920
Who's laughing now?
593
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,091
You did it!
594
00:30:34,629 --> 00:30:35,994
-Get out of here!
-Boy, you made it!
595
00:30:36,098 --> 00:30:37,156
Come on!
596
00:30:37,265 --> 00:30:38,493
Where'd that come from?
597
00:30:38,633 --> 00:30:40,191
-Look at you!
-I love it.
598
00:30:40,302 --> 00:30:41,667
-Hey, Kit!
-Kind of fun, huh?
599
00:30:41,770 --> 00:30:44,398
You know what?
I'm gonna go powder my nose.
600
00:30:45,507 --> 00:30:47,975
I take it you're over
your dead golden retriever.
601
00:30:48,076 --> 00:30:50,909
You know, if I really had a dog
and he really had died,
602
00:30:51,013 --> 00:30:53,379
I think this would have totally helped.
603
00:30:53,482 --> 00:30:55,780
Man, she's got good spatial awareness.
604
00:30:56,018 --> 00:30:57,076
And great hair!
605
00:30:57,185 --> 00:30:58,777
-Thanks.
-She's a keeper, man.
606
00:30:58,887 --> 00:31:00,980
She's really great. Really great, Tripp.
607
00:31:01,089 --> 00:31:02,681
So can we go now?
608
00:31:03,592 --> 00:31:05,059
Meeting the friends is very important.
609
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,128
Guys need to know
we not only like them,
610
00:31:07,229 --> 00:31:09,197
but we like their friends, too.
611
00:31:09,297 --> 00:31:12,266
Fine. The tall one's kind of cute.
What's he do?
612
00:31:12,367 --> 00:31:13,925
Oh, he's some kind of software writer.
613
00:31:14,036 --> 00:31:15,663
He works out of his basement,
but he makes a lot of money.
614
00:31:15,771 --> 00:31:17,432
Oh, you know what?
No, that's the little guy.
615
00:31:17,539 --> 00:31:20,201
The tall one just got fired from Kinko's.
616
00:31:22,077 --> 00:31:23,601
How will I choose?
617
00:31:23,712 --> 00:31:25,236
This is going very well.
618
00:31:25,347 --> 00:31:27,474
Good. So we can go now.
619
00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:30,013
Not until I get "the nod."
620
00:31:30,118 --> 00:31:33,315
If I don't get "the nod,"
the friends undermine.
621
00:31:35,223 --> 00:31:37,191
I think you're getting "the nod."
622
00:31:39,594 --> 00:31:40,561
Oh, yeah.
623
00:31:40,929 --> 00:31:43,762
Oh, Tripp is just cruising
through the steps.
624
00:31:43,865 --> 00:31:48,165
In fact, I think tomorrow
I'm gonna let him teach me something.
625
00:32:00,881 --> 00:32:03,281
Now, basically there's two ways
to turn a boat.
626
00:32:03,984 --> 00:32:06,384
There's "coming about,"
which is turning into the wind,
627
00:32:06,487 --> 00:32:08,717
and there's "jibing,"
which is turning away from the wind.
628
00:32:08,823 --> 00:32:11,758
Now, jibing is something that you
never want to do with a rookie onboard,
629
00:32:11,859 --> 00:32:13,622
so let's give it a shot, huh?
630
00:32:13,727 --> 00:32:16,127
Well, wait, wait, wait.
Why is jibing bad?
631
00:32:16,230 --> 00:32:18,562
It's not bad, it's just fun. Jibe ho!
632
00:32:18,666 --> 00:32:20,691
Come on, babe! Let's get over there!
633
00:32:25,106 --> 00:32:26,664
Come on, boy!
634
00:32:32,847 --> 00:32:33,973
Oh, my God!
635
00:32:34,715 --> 00:32:37,878
Nothing like the threat of decapitation
to make it a little more interesting.
636
00:32:40,187 --> 00:32:43,384
Make off this sheet, like so.
637
00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:47,427
Okay.
638
00:32:48,896 --> 00:32:51,387
"Jibe ho" and "making off the sheet"?
639
00:32:51,499 --> 00:32:55,060
That's too many words to learn.
I just want to get a suntan.
640
00:32:55,503 --> 00:32:56,561
Here, take the wheel.
641
00:32:56,670 --> 00:32:58,365
What? Really?
642
00:32:58,472 --> 00:32:59,461
Oh, yeah.
643
00:32:59,573 --> 00:33:00,597
All right.
644
00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:02,437
-We call it the helm.
-Okay.
645
00:33:02,543 --> 00:33:03,908
Wait, wait, wait! What are you doing?
646
00:33:04,011 --> 00:33:05,308
I'm going down below.
647
00:33:05,679 --> 00:33:06,737
What's down below?
648
00:33:06,847 --> 00:33:08,576
I don't know, beer, wine, chips, rum.
649
00:33:08,682 --> 00:33:10,309
I don't know. It's not my boat.
650
00:33:10,518 --> 00:33:12,645
But I don't know what I'm doing!
I'm not kidding! Seriously!
651
00:33:12,753 --> 00:33:14,015
You're sailing!
652
00:33:14,121 --> 00:33:15,588
What if I hit something?
653
00:33:21,829 --> 00:33:23,797
I think you'll be okay. Fly.
654
00:33:24,465 --> 00:33:25,432
Wow.
655
00:33:27,201 --> 00:33:28,259
I'm sailing.
656
00:33:43,016 --> 00:33:44,142
Oh, man.
657
00:33:44,884 --> 00:33:46,647
That's gorgeous!
658
00:33:56,863 --> 00:34:00,299
You know, I thought going on a boat
was a good idea because you like it,
659
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,563
but my God! That was great!
660
00:34:03,770 --> 00:34:07,638
You should buy that boat! I mean,
I'm sure it's expensive, but so what?
661
00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:11,537
Well, I like that boat, but I really don't...
662
00:34:11,811 --> 00:34:12,971
Nice.
663
00:34:14,013 --> 00:34:15,674
I don't really want a new boat.
664
00:34:15,782 --> 00:34:18,808
What I would love
is an old wooden boat.
665
00:34:18,985 --> 00:34:22,751
Now, they're a lot more upkeep,
but when you're on one of those,
666
00:34:22,989 --> 00:34:25,856
it's like you're part of something,
you know?
667
00:34:27,327 --> 00:34:30,990
It's like you're connected, you know,
to the original seafaring people
668
00:34:31,097 --> 00:34:33,361
who set sail into the unknown
and said things like,
669
00:34:33,466 --> 00:34:35,559
"Holy crap, that's a big wave!"
670
00:34:37,570 --> 00:34:39,936
So do it. Buy a crummy old boat.
671
00:34:40,373 --> 00:34:42,102
Who cares,
as long as you're out there?
672
00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:44,301
Well, I'm working on it.
673
00:34:45,178 --> 00:34:47,806
The thing is, you gotta be ready.
I mean, it's a big commitment.
674
00:34:47,914 --> 00:34:50,007
And if you're not ready, you just end up,
675
00:34:50,116 --> 00:34:52,949
well, a Ionely guy
with a big boat payment.
676
00:34:53,286 --> 00:34:55,117
Who says you have to be Ionely?
677
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:27,775
-Hey.
-Oh, hey! Hi!
678
00:35:27,886 --> 00:35:29,114
I didn't know you were home.
679
00:35:29,221 --> 00:35:32,213
Yeah, everyone from work
went to T.G.I. Friday's,
680
00:35:32,324 --> 00:35:34,622
but I don't really like that place.
681
00:35:34,726 --> 00:35:36,887
-Or anyone I work with.
-Oh, good.
682
00:35:36,995 --> 00:35:40,055
So then we can stay in and watch
one of those drinking movies you like.
683
00:35:40,165 --> 00:35:41,291
Yeah.
684
00:35:45,771 --> 00:35:47,238
I smell something.
685
00:35:48,073 --> 00:35:49,665
Do you smell something?
686
00:35:51,743 --> 00:35:54,337
Oh, Tripp and I had crab today.
687
00:35:54,646 --> 00:35:56,273
No, that's not it.
688
00:35:57,282 --> 00:35:59,113
I smell fun.
689
00:36:01,453 --> 00:36:02,511
What?
690
00:36:02,621 --> 00:36:05,112
You are a dirty little fun-haver.
691
00:36:05,223 --> 00:36:08,818
That is absurd.
Tripp is a fascinating case.
692
00:36:08,927 --> 00:36:11,418
He doesn't fit the usual profile.
693
00:36:11,530 --> 00:36:12,554
Of losers and shut-ins?
694
00:36:12,664 --> 00:36:14,757
I actually don't even see
why he still lives at home.
695
00:36:14,866 --> 00:36:17,460
He's got a good job,
he's got normal social skills,
696
00:36:17,569 --> 00:36:19,730
he's attractive,
697
00:36:20,138 --> 00:36:22,106
he's really sweet.
698
00:36:24,443 --> 00:36:28,937
That's so nice that you get to hang out
with such a sweet guy every day.
699
00:36:32,451 --> 00:36:36,819
It was a rewarding
and successful work day. That's all.
700
00:36:36,921 --> 00:36:37,888
Okay.
701
00:36:37,988 --> 00:36:41,651
And at the end of it,
I looked into his eyes,
702
00:36:42,326 --> 00:36:43,293
and I saw it.
703
00:36:44,328 --> 00:36:45,761
I've got him.
704
00:36:46,397 --> 00:36:49,560
He is as good as moved out.
705
00:36:50,968 --> 00:36:53,528
It's over. She's gotta go.
706
00:36:53,704 --> 00:36:54,864
You're dumping Paula?
707
00:36:54,972 --> 00:36:57,497
-What happened?
-Same thing that always happens.
708
00:36:57,608 --> 00:36:59,166
Everything is going along
nice and smooth,
709
00:36:59,276 --> 00:37:00,265
we're having a good time,
710
00:37:00,378 --> 00:37:02,846
and all of a sudden, out of nowhere...
711
00:37:03,147 --> 00:37:04,273
She gets serious.
712
00:37:04,382 --> 00:37:08,113
I hate to say it, boys,
but it is time to take the girl home.
713
00:37:08,219 --> 00:37:09,948
-You're doing it again.
-What?
714
00:37:10,054 --> 00:37:13,990
The thing where the woman gets close
and you pull the relationship ripcord.
715
00:37:14,091 --> 00:37:16,491
Guys, it's simple. The fun's gone.
716
00:37:17,595 --> 00:37:19,586
Hey, guys, check this out!
717
00:37:21,432 --> 00:37:22,660
Hey, boy!
718
00:37:24,368 --> 00:37:26,632
Come here, boy. Come here, boy.
719
00:37:27,838 --> 00:37:29,066
What's he saying, Demo?
720
00:37:31,909 --> 00:37:32,933
Where'd you go?
721
00:37:33,043 --> 00:37:34,067
Where'd he go?
722
00:37:34,178 --> 00:37:36,373
-Let me ask you something, Demo.
-Yeah.
723
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,108
How's this surfing
if there are no waves?
724
00:37:41,986 --> 00:37:42,953
Tripp?
725
00:37:49,393 --> 00:37:50,553
Should we go after him?
726
00:37:50,661 --> 00:37:51,821
Well, he's their passenger now.
727
00:37:51,929 --> 00:37:55,126
Passenger?
He just took him underwater!
728
00:37:55,833 --> 00:37:57,061
Take me!
729
00:38:00,604 --> 00:38:01,832
Oh, shit!
730
00:38:02,306 --> 00:38:04,796
Oh, shit! The son of a bitch bit me!
731
00:38:07,710 --> 00:38:09,871
So you were bit by a dolphin?
732
00:38:09,979 --> 00:38:13,107
Yeah. And not just any dolphin, either.
733
00:38:13,216 --> 00:38:15,878
This was a great white dolphin,
all right?
734
00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:18,448
I'm lucky to still be here.
735
00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:25,087
What?
736
00:38:27,497 --> 00:38:28,691
Nothing.
737
00:38:32,869 --> 00:38:33,836
Wow!
738
00:38:34,637 --> 00:38:36,366
-This is your house?
-Yeah.
739
00:38:36,473 --> 00:38:38,373
-It's beautiful.
-Thank you.
740
00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:41,433
I like to come home to a nice place.
741
00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:45,808
-Come on in.
-Thank you.
742
00:38:48,384 --> 00:38:50,011
-It's very pretty.
-Thank you.
743
00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:51,848
-You want something to drink?
-Yeah, sure.
744
00:38:51,955 --> 00:38:53,422
Beer? Glass of wine?
745
00:38:53,523 --> 00:38:55,115
-Sure, wine would be great, thanks.
-Glass of wine.
746
00:38:55,225 --> 00:38:56,192
Thanks.
747
00:38:56,392 --> 00:38:59,259
Hey, Mom, Pop,
I thought y'all were going out.
748
00:38:59,362 --> 00:39:03,162
Out? What would we go out for?
We've got those brand-new chairs!
749
00:39:04,934 --> 00:39:06,060
Hello.
750
00:39:09,806 --> 00:39:12,331
Tripp, who's your little friend?
751
00:39:12,442 --> 00:39:13,932
Mom, Dad, this is Paula.
752
00:39:14,043 --> 00:39:17,570
Paula, this is my mom, my dad,
Sue and Al.
753
00:39:17,981 --> 00:39:20,347
Wow! Well!
754
00:39:20,450 --> 00:39:22,179
-Hello. How do you do?
-Hello.
755
00:39:22,285 --> 00:39:23,445
Hi.
756
00:39:24,254 --> 00:39:26,245
It's a great pleasure to meet you both.
757
00:39:26,356 --> 00:39:27,653
Hi, Paula.
758
00:39:29,626 --> 00:39:30,593
Wow.
759
00:39:37,599 --> 00:39:38,725
So you...
760
00:39:39,334 --> 00:39:41,029
You live with your parents.
761
00:39:44,273 --> 00:39:45,604
Is that a problem?
762
00:39:52,548 --> 00:39:54,106
No.
763
00:39:55,617 --> 00:39:56,879
Not for me.
764
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,420
Would you like to stay for dinner?
765
00:40:00,556 --> 00:40:03,582
Oh! Wow. I'd love to. Thank you.
766
00:40:03,692 --> 00:40:04,954
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why?
767
00:40:05,060 --> 00:40:08,655
Well, it smells good,
and I'm really hungry. Aren't you?
768
00:40:08,764 --> 00:40:11,927
Yeah, I'm hungry.
But my mom here, she's cooking dinner.
769
00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:13,524
Like she does most nights.
770
00:40:13,702 --> 00:40:15,363
Right here, where I live,
771
00:40:15,470 --> 00:40:16,698
with them,
772
00:40:17,873 --> 00:40:20,137
in the same house I grew up in.
773
00:40:20,776 --> 00:40:22,175
That's nice.
774
00:40:23,445 --> 00:40:25,242
I'm gonna go mow the lawn.
775
00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:27,177
Well, we're about to sit down...
776
00:40:27,282 --> 00:40:29,477
Might mow the neighbor's, too.
777
00:40:31,286 --> 00:40:34,153
Is this really okay? 'Cause I don't want
to intrude on family time.
778
00:40:34,256 --> 00:40:36,554
Oh, it's fine. I'll set another place.
779
00:40:36,658 --> 00:40:38,091
Okay, thanks.
780
00:40:40,095 --> 00:40:41,926
I'm gonna go help Dad.
781
00:40:42,798 --> 00:40:43,765
Is there...
782
00:40:44,866 --> 00:40:46,265
Is there anything I can do to help?
783
00:40:46,368 --> 00:40:48,734
Listen, I am so sorry.
784
00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:52,238
I had no idea that he was
going to bring me over here.
785
00:40:52,541 --> 00:40:54,736
But you are doing great.
786
00:40:54,843 --> 00:40:57,869
Well, you're not.
I don't know what to tell you, honey,
787
00:40:57,980 --> 00:41:00,346
but that strict program of yours?
788
00:41:00,882 --> 00:41:02,975
You're gonna have to start deviating.
789
00:41:03,085 --> 00:41:04,416
He's breaking up with you.
790
00:41:04,519 --> 00:41:05,508
What?
791
00:41:05,621 --> 00:41:08,020
The only reason
he ever brings girls home to meet us
792
00:41:08,122 --> 00:41:09,919
is 'cause he's getting ready
to dump them.
793
00:41:10,024 --> 00:41:11,184
Really?
794
00:41:12,927 --> 00:41:13,894
Well,
795
00:41:14,795 --> 00:41:15,887
that's not happening.
796
00:41:19,867 --> 00:41:22,665
-Hey, Paula? Hey, sweetie?
-Yes?
797
00:41:22,770 --> 00:41:26,297
I appreciate you staying
for dinner, all right?
798
00:41:26,407 --> 00:41:27,965
And I know that must have been
very awkward.
799
00:41:28,075 --> 00:41:29,372
Not at all.
800
00:41:29,477 --> 00:41:30,739
Not at all?
801
00:41:35,216 --> 00:41:37,548
You don't mind that my parents
are downstairs right now?
802
00:41:37,652 --> 00:41:39,483
They're asleep in their chairs.
803
00:41:41,288 --> 00:41:42,414
Don't stare.
804
00:41:43,157 --> 00:41:46,024
I'm paying for it. I'll stare if I want to.
805
00:41:50,064 --> 00:41:52,362
I'm just saying, you know, they might...
806
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,563
They might hear us.
807
00:41:54,669 --> 00:41:57,502
Why? Are you a screamer?
808
00:42:33,107 --> 00:42:34,233
Paula?
809
00:42:37,478 --> 00:42:40,605
Hey, you're up! Wow, early risers.
810
00:42:40,714 --> 00:42:43,478
Hey, listen.
FYI, work-wise, we're definitely on track.
811
00:42:43,583 --> 00:42:45,050
Things are good. Tripp is good.
812
00:42:45,151 --> 00:42:46,812
Well, actually, he's fantastic.
813
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,150
Of course, I don't need to tell you that.
You're his parents.
814
00:42:49,255 --> 00:42:53,385
I'm just trying to say, you should be
very proud of him.
815
00:42:54,627 --> 00:42:55,594
Well...
816
00:42:56,396 --> 00:42:58,227
You got a lovely home.
817
00:43:07,038 --> 00:43:08,972
I'm sorry, miss, you're not allowed
to eat that in the store.
818
00:43:09,073 --> 00:43:10,131
Fine.
819
00:43:37,234 --> 00:43:40,135
I need to buy a gun.
How much is this big gun here?
820
00:43:40,237 --> 00:43:43,968
That's a 12-gauge shotgun.
That's a pretty powerful weapon.
821
00:43:44,075 --> 00:43:45,565
You know, for a woman your size,
822
00:43:45,676 --> 00:43:48,042
I'd probably recommend something
a little, you know...
823
00:43:48,145 --> 00:43:49,134
More compact?
824
00:43:49,246 --> 00:43:52,409
So I just point, and then I squeeze
the trigger and then boom.
825
00:43:52,516 --> 00:43:55,246
Yeah. What did you say
you were shooting?
826
00:43:55,353 --> 00:43:59,050
Twelve hundred bucks? Wow.
How much are the bullets for this?
827
00:44:02,727 --> 00:44:05,696
Shells. Shotguns use shells.
Anyway. Whatever.
828
00:44:05,796 --> 00:44:07,787
They're 15 bucks for a box of 25.
829
00:44:07,898 --> 00:44:10,661
Okay, I don't need a whole box.
I just need...
830
00:44:12,135 --> 00:44:13,102
one.
831
00:44:16,172 --> 00:44:17,139
You know,
832
00:44:20,343 --> 00:44:22,334
I get sad sometimes, too.
833
00:44:23,813 --> 00:44:26,304
So many pressures in life, you know?
834
00:44:26,950 --> 00:44:30,181
Can I give you a phone number
for some people who can help...
835
00:44:30,286 --> 00:44:31,810
Oh, no.
836
00:44:31,921 --> 00:44:33,252
It's like a hotline.
837
00:44:33,356 --> 00:44:36,723
Listen, sunshine, I'm not
838
00:44:36,826 --> 00:44:38,453
-suicidal.
-No, I know.
839
00:44:38,561 --> 00:44:42,190
I just have a problem
with a mockingbird.
840
00:44:42,565 --> 00:44:43,862
Okay,
841
00:44:43,967 --> 00:44:47,061
-you can't kill a mockingbird.
-Why not?
842
00:44:47,170 --> 00:44:50,037
Well, for one, there's the book
To Kill a Mockingbird.
843
00:44:50,507 --> 00:44:52,202
A copy of that, too, right here.
844
00:44:52,308 --> 00:44:56,506
No, it's not a manual
on how to kill mockingbirds.
845
00:44:56,613 --> 00:44:59,946
It's a classic American novel.
How do you not know this?
846
00:45:00,717 --> 00:45:02,446
I know a lot of other things.
Give me the gun!
847
00:45:02,552 --> 00:45:03,541
-No!
-Yes!
848
00:45:03,653 --> 00:45:04,950
I'm not gonna sell you this gun.
849
00:45:05,055 --> 00:45:08,047
Mockingbirds are protected under
the Federal Migratory Bird Treaty Act.
850
00:45:08,158 --> 00:45:09,250
Killing one is a crime.
851
00:45:09,359 --> 00:45:11,122
Look, this is insane.
852
00:45:11,261 --> 00:45:12,660
I have rights, too, you know.
853
00:45:12,762 --> 00:45:15,094
Or maybe you haven't heard
of the Sixth Amendment!
854
00:45:15,198 --> 00:45:17,723
The right to a speedy and public trial?
855
00:45:19,502 --> 00:45:21,436
You. You're on my list,
856
00:45:21,671 --> 00:45:22,638
Jim.
857
00:45:22,839 --> 00:45:26,297
I got great boat shoes.
858
00:45:26,409 --> 00:45:27,398
Hi.
859
00:45:28,445 --> 00:45:30,413
-What's going on?
-Nothing.
860
00:45:30,513 --> 00:45:33,141
I got shoes for the next time
Tripp and I go sailing.
861
00:45:33,249 --> 00:45:34,944
And they're not just cute.
862
00:45:35,051 --> 00:45:36,518
Tripp says they're actually
very practical.
863
00:45:36,619 --> 00:45:37,916
They have these little ridges
on the bottom...
864
00:45:38,021 --> 00:45:39,579
Wait, wait, wait, slow down.
865
00:45:39,689 --> 00:45:40,747
Look at me.
866
00:45:40,857 --> 00:45:44,223
-What happened last night?
-What happened last night?
867
00:45:44,626 --> 00:45:46,253
I tried to end it.
868
00:45:46,462 --> 00:45:48,327
Tried, as in "you failed"?
869
00:45:48,430 --> 00:45:49,522
Yeah.
870
00:45:50,432 --> 00:45:52,764
But the sex was fantastic.
871
00:45:52,868 --> 00:45:54,631
You had sex with him?
872
00:45:54,737 --> 00:45:57,535
This is not a big deal.
873
00:45:57,639 --> 00:46:01,336
What was that rule that you had about
never ever having sex with clients?
874
00:46:01,443 --> 00:46:04,469
Oh, yeah,
"I never ever have sex with my clients."
875
00:46:04,580 --> 00:46:07,674
Those are my rules.
I can change them if I need to.
876
00:46:07,783 --> 00:46:09,648
It's not like I don't know what I'm doing.
877
00:46:09,752 --> 00:46:11,014
So your parents weren't home?
878
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,849
No, they were downstairs.
879
00:46:16,091 --> 00:46:17,888
-And you were upstairs?
-Yeah.
880
00:46:18,193 --> 00:46:20,320
Look, I am still in control.
881
00:46:20,429 --> 00:46:24,456
This was a one-time
emergency situation.
882
00:46:24,566 --> 00:46:26,193
You know what? It's very complicated.
883
00:46:26,301 --> 00:46:29,293
I don't have time right now
to explain to you how business works.
884
00:46:29,404 --> 00:46:32,237
You don't need to explain to me
how business works. I'm not an idiot.
885
00:46:32,341 --> 00:46:33,603
Do you know that I have a contract?
886
00:46:33,709 --> 00:46:38,612
I have fiduciary responsibilities
to uphold.
887
00:46:38,714 --> 00:46:41,512
From a fiduciary standpoint,
would you say that you had an orgasm?
888
00:46:43,886 --> 00:46:45,820
Come on! Were we talking to you?
889
00:46:45,921 --> 00:46:47,047
No. Clean that mess up.
890
00:46:47,156 --> 00:46:49,920
Hey, hey! Hey. Can we please
discuss this someplace else?
891
00:46:51,393 --> 00:46:54,055
That's okay, you guys can stay here
if you want.
892
00:46:57,099 --> 00:46:58,430
What are you gonna do now?
893
00:46:58,534 --> 00:46:59,660
I don't know.
894
00:47:00,903 --> 00:47:03,371
I'm in uncharted waters here, boys.
895
00:47:04,373 --> 00:47:07,069
My mom thinks it's her dog,
but I do all the work.
896
00:47:07,176 --> 00:47:08,609
I mean, you don't brush an Irish setter...
897
00:47:08,710 --> 00:47:10,575
-You have an Irish setter?
-Yeah!
898
00:47:10,679 --> 00:47:11,941
I have a yellow Lab!
899
00:47:12,047 --> 00:47:13,809
I mean, he's getting kind of old,
900
00:47:13,915 --> 00:47:15,678
but we should definitely
get them together.
901
00:47:15,783 --> 00:47:17,148
We should...
902
00:47:17,518 --> 00:47:20,646
God, I'm so lucky. I mean, I'm so lucky.
903
00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:23,747
I mean, look at you, and look at me.
904
00:47:23,858 --> 00:47:25,985
Hey, I mean, come on, look at you.
905
00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:28,823
You're smart, you're attractive,
906
00:47:28,930 --> 00:47:31,398
you love the original Star Wars trilogy,
907
00:47:31,499 --> 00:47:34,935
because it's all about
storytelling, and myth,
908
00:47:35,036 --> 00:47:37,163
before CGI ruined everything.
909
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:40,206
I mean, come on, what girl
wouldn't want to be with you?
910
00:47:40,308 --> 00:47:42,003
A shocking number, actually.
911
00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:43,474
Well, you know what? It's their loss.
912
00:47:43,578 --> 00:47:45,011
You show me a guy who loves Empire
913
00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:48,240
and I will show you a guy
who's not afraid of his imagination.
914
00:47:48,482 --> 00:47:51,815
Like with Luke gets to the cave,
and he asks Yoda what's in there,
915
00:47:51,919 --> 00:47:53,409
and Yoda says...
916
00:47:53,821 --> 00:47:56,813
"Only what you take with you."
917
00:47:57,258 --> 00:48:01,490
But he goes in anyway, because
he is not afraid of his own mind!
918
00:48:01,596 --> 00:48:03,791
Walking the path of the Jedi, that's why.
919
00:48:03,898 --> 00:48:07,425
That's you! You're Luke!
920
00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:11,764
I gotta pee.
921
00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:13,364
Didn't you just go?
922
00:48:13,474 --> 00:48:15,169
Listen, listen, I'll be right back.
923
00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:16,799
Just don't go anywhere, okay?
924
00:48:16,911 --> 00:48:18,173
I'm not gonna go anywhere.
925
00:48:18,279 --> 00:48:19,371
All right, cool.
926
00:48:20,047 --> 00:48:21,912
But, really, don't go anywhere.
927
00:48:35,696 --> 00:48:36,685
Hiya, Paula.
928
00:48:36,797 --> 00:48:37,821
Oh, God!
929
00:48:37,932 --> 00:48:39,126
Shit!
930
00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:42,098
You scared the crap out of me.
931
00:48:43,404 --> 00:48:46,770
What you doing?
This isn't your usual place, is it?
932
00:48:47,474 --> 00:48:50,136
Just, you know, just...
933
00:48:50,577 --> 00:48:52,374
having lunch with a friend.
934
00:48:54,214 --> 00:48:56,705
You always hold your friends' hands?
935
00:48:57,617 --> 00:48:59,676
Like, then I touched...
We touched hand.
936
00:48:59,786 --> 00:49:01,310
I just touched his hand.
937
00:49:01,421 --> 00:49:03,514
Well, my friends never touch my hands.
938
00:49:08,128 --> 00:49:11,757
You've put me
in a very difficult position here.
939
00:49:15,635 --> 00:49:17,262
Okay, look, what do you want?
940
00:49:22,208 --> 00:49:23,197
No.
941
00:49:23,310 --> 00:49:25,938
It's just coffee.
You don't have to marry him.
942
00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:28,810
First of all,
that's the geeky computer guy.
943
00:49:28,915 --> 00:49:31,884
It's bad enough I have to go out
with a loser who still lives with his mom,
944
00:49:31,985 --> 00:49:35,819
but you led me to believe that it was
the handsome minimum-wage slacker.
945
00:49:37,257 --> 00:49:40,226
No, I don't think that I did that.
946
00:49:41,227 --> 00:49:42,717
Okay, I didn't have a choice.
947
00:49:42,829 --> 00:49:43,887
He was going to tell Tripp
948
00:49:43,997 --> 00:49:46,158
and you were the only
bargaining chip that I had.
949
00:49:46,266 --> 00:49:47,927
You should take that as a compliment.
950
00:49:48,034 --> 00:49:49,228
He's a troll.
951
00:49:49,336 --> 00:49:51,600
He's not a troll. He's... He's...
952
00:49:52,572 --> 00:49:56,064
He's endearing, and quirky.
953
00:49:56,576 --> 00:49:58,009
Oh, for Christ's sake.
954
00:49:59,212 --> 00:50:00,543
I'm coming!
955
00:50:06,186 --> 00:50:07,380
Damn it.
956
00:50:15,260 --> 00:50:16,386
I hope you like fish.
957
00:50:17,796 --> 00:50:19,593
So how does Paula do it, anyway?
958
00:50:19,698 --> 00:50:21,393
It seems like it would be hard on her.
959
00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:23,798
Does she ever get it confused
with her real life?
960
00:50:23,902 --> 00:50:26,700
What makes you think
she has a real life?
961
00:50:29,008 --> 00:50:31,169
It's just kind of a weird job.
962
00:50:31,410 --> 00:50:33,503
I mean, how does one
get into that field?
963
00:50:35,614 --> 00:50:37,673
A couple of years ago, she fell for a guy
964
00:50:37,783 --> 00:50:39,808
who wouldn't move out
of his parents' house.
965
00:50:39,918 --> 00:50:42,079
I don't know, I guess
because she couldn't fix him,
966
00:50:42,187 --> 00:50:44,485
she has to fix
all the other losers out there.
967
00:50:45,891 --> 00:50:46,983
No offense.
968
00:50:47,893 --> 00:50:48,951
None taken.
969
00:50:49,828 --> 00:50:51,819
Listen, if you want to go, that's okay.
970
00:50:52,131 --> 00:50:54,258
I'm sorry I slammed the door
on your face.
971
00:50:54,366 --> 00:50:56,459
I don't sleep much.
972
00:50:58,971 --> 00:50:59,960
Really?
973
00:51:00,606 --> 00:51:01,732
Me, either.
974
00:51:02,508 --> 00:51:05,341
Just have too much stuff going on
in my head. Is that the same thing?
975
00:51:05,444 --> 00:51:06,604
No, no.
976
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:11,043
No. No. I want to sleep,
977
00:51:11,150 --> 00:51:13,550
but I can't, because there's a bird
outside my window
978
00:51:13,652 --> 00:51:16,314
and all night long it chirps,
and it chirps, and it chirps,
979
00:51:16,422 --> 00:51:18,947
and it's annoying,
and I can't get it to shut up!
980
00:51:23,962 --> 00:51:25,429
I have a BB gun.
981
00:51:33,539 --> 00:51:35,302
Go, Omaha!
982
00:51:38,043 --> 00:51:39,010
Yeah.
983
00:51:39,778 --> 00:51:41,643
Say, did you get my message today?
984
00:51:43,882 --> 00:51:45,179
No. You know what,
I had my phone turned off.
985
00:51:45,284 --> 00:51:48,150
I was having lunch with a girlfriend.
986
00:51:48,653 --> 00:51:51,019
My teacher, Miss Kramer,
has a girlfriend.
987
00:51:51,489 --> 00:51:52,820
Oh! That's nice.
988
00:51:52,924 --> 00:51:54,016
She's a lesbian.
989
00:51:54,892 --> 00:51:56,757
Well, don't act all cool about it!
990
00:51:57,228 --> 00:51:58,718
You're jealous 'cause you like her.
991
00:51:58,830 --> 00:52:01,196
You're the one
who was always staring at her shirt.
992
00:52:02,166 --> 00:52:03,155
He's lying.
993
00:52:12,477 --> 00:52:14,001
I don't hear anything.
994
00:52:15,947 --> 00:52:17,141
He'll come.
995
00:52:18,583 --> 00:52:20,107
He always comes.
996
00:52:21,686 --> 00:52:23,347
How many times did you pump it?
997
00:52:25,857 --> 00:52:27,620
-Twice.
-Good.
998
00:52:27,725 --> 00:52:31,661
'Cause we don't want to kill it,
just sting it so it flies away.
999
00:52:33,131 --> 00:52:34,098
Yeah.
1000
00:52:35,900 --> 00:52:39,836
So, is Kit short for Katherine?
1001
00:52:41,038 --> 00:52:44,735
Yes. Is Ace short for
1002
00:52:45,643 --> 00:52:47,008
Ace-a-rooney?
1003
00:52:47,211 --> 00:52:49,042
No, it's a nickname.
1004
00:52:49,147 --> 00:52:51,479
What, are you really good at cards
or something?
1005
00:52:52,617 --> 00:52:56,576
Until I was 10,
I had an undescended testicle.
1006
00:53:04,061 --> 00:53:05,119
Wait!
1007
00:53:08,166 --> 00:53:09,190
There you are.
1008
00:53:10,134 --> 00:53:11,761
Say good night, birdie.
1009
00:53:14,672 --> 00:53:15,730
I got him!
1010
00:53:18,508 --> 00:53:20,738
You pumped it more than twice,
didn't you?
1011
00:53:23,013 --> 00:53:25,607
Oh, my God!
God, why'd you make me do that?
1012
00:53:26,650 --> 00:53:28,083
-Clear the table!
-Oh, God!
1013
00:53:28,318 --> 00:53:30,081
-Oh, my God! Is he okay?
-I don't know.
1014
00:53:30,187 --> 00:53:31,381
-Where's he hit?
-I don't know!
1015
00:53:31,488 --> 00:53:33,183
-Is he dead?
-I...
1016
00:53:33,290 --> 00:53:34,257
Oh, no!
1017
00:53:34,758 --> 00:53:37,852
Look! Look! The BB.
1018
00:53:38,228 --> 00:53:40,253
Well, maybe it's just stunned.
Do you know CPR?
1019
00:53:40,363 --> 00:53:41,694
-Well, yeah, but...
-Do it!
1020
00:53:42,065 --> 00:53:43,191
-It's a bird!
-Do it!
1021
00:53:43,300 --> 00:53:46,667
Okay. Check vitals. Where's the pulse?
1022
00:53:47,304 --> 00:53:48,862
-Gently.
-Open the airway.
1023
00:53:49,139 --> 00:53:50,902
-Don't hurt him!
-I'm not hurting him!
1024
00:53:51,007 --> 00:53:51,974
God!
1025
00:53:52,609 --> 00:53:53,576
Okay. Be careful with him.
1026
00:53:53,677 --> 00:53:54,735
-He's little.
-I don't know.
1027
00:53:54,844 --> 00:53:57,438
Oh, my God, it's not working!
He's going!
1028
00:53:57,547 --> 00:53:59,344
Do something! We're losing him!
1029
00:53:59,449 --> 00:54:00,609
Not on my watch!
1030
00:54:04,254 --> 00:54:06,051
One, one thousand, two, one thousand,
three, one thousand.
1031
00:54:06,156 --> 00:54:07,783
Walk away from the light, little buddy!
1032
00:54:09,659 --> 00:54:11,593
One, one thousand, two, one thousand,
three, one thousand!
1033
00:54:11,695 --> 00:54:12,662
Please, God!
1034
00:54:15,031 --> 00:54:17,158
Oh, my God. Oh, my God! He's alive!
1035
00:54:29,512 --> 00:54:30,536
What the...
1036
00:54:42,659 --> 00:54:43,921
I'm hungry.
1037
00:54:44,027 --> 00:54:47,963
Captain, you just had nachos,
two hot dogs, and a bag of peanuts.
1038
00:54:48,331 --> 00:54:50,264
I didn't have ice cream.
1039
00:54:50,466 --> 00:54:51,831
My bad.
1040
00:54:51,934 --> 00:54:53,401
Fine. Can I have a fruit bar?
1041
00:54:53,502 --> 00:54:54,469
Now you're getting good.
1042
00:54:54,570 --> 00:54:56,401
That's good. A negotiator here. All right.
1043
00:54:56,572 --> 00:54:57,800
Hey, wait for me.
1044
00:54:59,174 --> 00:55:01,233
Let's check with Miss Paula,
see if she needs anything.
1045
00:55:01,343 --> 00:55:04,210
Maybe a Royal's Number One
foam finger.
1046
00:55:04,313 --> 00:55:05,780
Don't come back without a foam finger.
1047
00:55:05,881 --> 00:55:07,075
You got it.
1048
00:55:15,024 --> 00:55:16,924
Tripp and Jeffrey are very cute together,
aren't they?
1049
00:55:17,026 --> 00:55:19,187
-Yeah. Listen, while we have a minute,
-Yeah?
1050
00:55:19,295 --> 00:55:20,728
...I really want to talk to you
about the whole
1051
00:55:20,829 --> 00:55:22,729
dating-my-best-friend-for-money thing.
1052
00:55:23,565 --> 00:55:25,055
-What?
-So, this must be the date
1053
00:55:25,167 --> 00:55:27,567
where you show that you share
the guy's intense passion for something
1054
00:55:27,670 --> 00:55:29,604
that, really, you don't have
the slightest interest in.
1055
00:55:30,372 --> 00:55:32,431
Okay, look, I don't know
what you heard, but...
1056
00:55:32,541 --> 00:55:33,769
Ace told me everything.
1057
00:55:35,210 --> 00:55:37,235
Don't worry, I haven't ratted you out.
1058
00:55:38,547 --> 00:55:40,947
Truth is, I support your overall goal.
1059
00:55:42,251 --> 00:55:45,220
But if you really want to help him,
and I think you do,
1060
00:55:45,321 --> 00:55:46,845
you have to have all the facts.
1061
00:55:47,089 --> 00:55:49,649
Starting with the fact
that Jeffrey's not Tripp's nephew.
1062
00:55:51,327 --> 00:55:52,385
You ever heard of Amy?
1063
00:55:52,628 --> 00:55:54,596
Amy is... He's Amy's son.
1064
00:55:54,763 --> 00:55:57,994
Amy is Tripp's first love,
and she died six years ago.
1065
00:55:58,200 --> 00:55:59,895
He never told you that, did he?
1066
00:56:02,971 --> 00:56:04,302
Oh, my God!
1067
00:56:04,707 --> 00:56:09,007
I am the worst person in the world.
1068
00:56:09,712 --> 00:56:12,772
Oh, hey, you're home. Great.
1069
00:56:12,981 --> 00:56:16,849
I have to break up with Tripp.
I'm terminating my contract, and...
1070
00:56:17,486 --> 00:56:18,475
I can't do it.
1071
00:56:19,688 --> 00:56:20,949
What happened in here?
1072
00:56:21,055 --> 00:56:22,488
Nothing. I tripped.
1073
00:56:23,157 --> 00:56:24,556
Go on with your story.
1074
00:56:24,659 --> 00:56:26,354
Oh. Well,
1075
00:56:28,463 --> 00:56:30,090
Tripp was engaged.
1076
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,566
-Okay.
-And you know Jeffrey, his nephew?
1077
00:56:34,902 --> 00:56:38,167
He's not his nephew.
He's not related to him at all.
1078
00:56:38,306 --> 00:56:41,332
Jeffrey is a boy whose mother
was gonna marry Tripp,
1079
00:56:42,610 --> 00:56:43,838
and she died.
1080
00:56:45,646 --> 00:56:47,113
That's so sad.
1081
00:56:47,215 --> 00:56:48,648
God, I know.
1082
00:56:49,384 --> 00:56:50,976
Who gives a shit?
1083
00:56:51,986 --> 00:56:53,283
I beg your pardon?
1084
00:56:53,388 --> 00:56:56,221
Seriously. I've never heard you
talk this way about a client before.
1085
00:56:56,324 --> 00:56:57,814
I don't know why you're whining
about this one.
1086
00:56:57,925 --> 00:56:59,051
Because...
1087
00:56:59,861 --> 00:57:02,386
He's been through an actual tragedy!
1088
00:57:04,766 --> 00:57:08,202
This is about Tripp not being
an appropriate client.
1089
00:57:08,302 --> 00:57:10,236
It's an ethical problem.
1090
00:57:13,074 --> 00:57:14,166
Who's that?
1091
00:57:16,744 --> 00:57:17,802
What?
1092
00:57:19,046 --> 00:57:20,104
In...
1093
00:57:21,315 --> 00:57:22,839
Oh! In...
1094
00:57:22,950 --> 00:57:24,178
That's Phillip.
1095
00:57:24,952 --> 00:57:26,317
Who's Phillip?
1096
00:57:27,688 --> 00:57:29,121
Phillip's...
1097
00:57:29,290 --> 00:57:30,518
I... Oh!
1098
00:57:32,827 --> 00:57:35,295
Hi, ladies.
1099
00:57:35,630 --> 00:57:37,427
Did I say that you could come out?
1100
00:57:40,401 --> 00:57:42,562
Well, well, well, well, well.
1101
00:57:43,604 --> 00:57:44,901
He's nice.
1102
00:57:45,006 --> 00:57:46,371
That's nice.
1103
00:57:47,642 --> 00:57:49,940
Look, I don't see
why it's so complicated.
1104
00:57:50,044 --> 00:57:52,273
You like Tripp. Tell Tripp you like him.
1105
00:57:54,047 --> 00:57:55,344
I gotta tell you something.
1106
00:57:55,715 --> 00:57:57,307
I told Paula about Amy.
1107
00:57:58,418 --> 00:58:00,648
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What? What...
1108
00:58:00,754 --> 00:58:01,812
Why?
1109
00:58:01,922 --> 00:58:03,184
You were never going to.
1110
00:58:03,490 --> 00:58:05,117
You never even say her name.
1111
00:58:05,425 --> 00:58:08,155
Amy was his ex-fianc�e.
She died about six years ago.
1112
00:58:08,261 --> 00:58:11,059
To lose love is greatest pain of all.
1113
00:58:11,164 --> 00:58:12,153
That's right.
1114
00:58:12,265 --> 00:58:14,130
It's okay to cry. We'll turn around.
1115
00:58:14,234 --> 00:58:15,724
I'm fine, guys.
1116
00:58:18,171 --> 00:58:19,229
Dude.
1117
00:58:20,874 --> 00:58:24,002
You had no right to do that, man.
That's my life.
1118
00:58:24,177 --> 00:58:25,667
You're right, you're right.
And, normally...
1119
00:58:25,779 --> 00:58:27,644
I believe everybody
needs to walk their own path,
1120
00:58:27,747 --> 00:58:30,443
but just you're not walking yours. Okay?
1121
00:58:30,550 --> 00:58:32,575
You're sitting near the path, on a rock.
1122
00:58:33,587 --> 00:58:36,112
This was the only thing I could do,
given the circumstances.
1123
00:58:36,223 --> 00:58:37,690
Circumstances?
1124
00:58:38,558 --> 00:58:40,526
Brings up the other thing I gotta tell you.
1125
00:58:41,194 --> 00:58:43,424
I feel a little bit bad
because I kind of implied to Paula
1126
00:58:43,530 --> 00:58:44,758
that I wouldn't say anything, but...
1127
00:58:44,865 --> 00:58:46,856
Deception's a poison.
It's like margarine.
1128
00:58:46,967 --> 00:58:48,025
I can't have that in my body.
1129
00:58:48,134 --> 00:58:50,261
God damn it, Demo, get to the point.
Come on.
1130
00:58:51,571 --> 00:58:55,007
Your parents hired Paula to date you
so that you'd move out of their house.
1131
00:58:56,176 --> 00:58:57,905
Bullshit. What are you talking about?
1132
00:58:58,211 --> 00:59:00,202
They're paying her to be your girlfriend.
1133
00:59:00,313 --> 00:59:01,575
-Paula?
-Yeah.
1134
00:59:01,681 --> 00:59:04,479
But she's a professional interventionist.
It's her job.
1135
00:59:04,651 --> 00:59:05,618
You know?
1136
00:59:07,888 --> 00:59:10,982
You're telling me it's not real?
1137
00:59:11,091 --> 00:59:14,925
No. No, it's real! It's very real!
1138
00:59:15,028 --> 00:59:16,518
Okay, you're upset right now.
1139
00:59:16,630 --> 00:59:19,155
I want to encourage you to see past
that bottomless sense of betrayal.
1140
00:59:19,266 --> 00:59:20,961
Focus on the future, okay?
1141
00:59:21,067 --> 00:59:22,534
'Cause I think you guys
could work things out.
1142
00:59:22,636 --> 00:59:25,103
I mean it.
I think you crazy kids have a shot.
1143
00:59:32,912 --> 00:59:35,176
So you came home
and he was cooking?
1144
00:59:35,281 --> 00:59:36,373
Yeah.
1145
00:59:36,782 --> 00:59:37,976
Strange.
1146
00:59:38,551 --> 00:59:40,348
-Hey, you know what?
-What?
1147
00:59:40,452 --> 00:59:42,886
-Smells good.
-I know!
1148
00:59:46,392 --> 00:59:47,381
Can you get that?
1149
00:59:52,364 --> 00:59:54,958
Hi. I didn't know that you guys
were gonna be here.
1150
00:59:55,067 --> 00:59:57,535
Listen, we didn't, either. Come on in.
1151
00:59:57,636 --> 00:59:58,660
Okay. Thank you.
1152
00:59:58,771 --> 01:00:00,170
Tripp's in the kitchen.
1153
01:00:02,741 --> 01:00:04,231
That does, too.
1154
01:00:04,910 --> 01:00:05,877
All right!
1155
01:00:09,782 --> 01:00:10,749
Tripp?
1156
01:00:11,317 --> 01:00:13,615
Hey, there's my girl. Come here, you.
1157
01:00:15,254 --> 01:00:16,915
Hey, what's going on?
1158
01:00:17,022 --> 01:00:18,887
Got a little family dinner.
1159
01:00:19,525 --> 01:00:22,426
All the people that I care about the most
1160
01:00:22,528 --> 01:00:24,928
together in one room. Good times.
1161
01:00:25,030 --> 01:00:26,395
Hey.
1162
01:00:26,565 --> 01:00:28,396
Listen, can we talk?
1163
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:30,559
Absolutely. There's gonna be
plenty of time to talk over dinner.
1164
01:00:30,669 --> 01:00:32,534
But right now, I'm cooking.
1165
01:00:33,272 --> 01:00:35,502
Mom, Pop, you want some more vino?
1166
01:00:37,309 --> 01:00:38,503
That's good, that's good.
1167
01:00:38,611 --> 01:00:40,476
Oh, just a little bit more
for the y-o-u, babe.
1168
01:00:40,879 --> 01:00:42,210
Tripp, I don't know what to say.
1169
01:00:42,314 --> 01:00:44,475
Oh, Mom, will you knock that talk off?
1170
01:00:46,552 --> 01:00:48,782
I made this beautiful dinner tonight
1171
01:00:49,254 --> 01:00:52,553
to say thank you
to the people that I love the most.
1172
01:00:52,658 --> 01:00:54,420
All of you.
1173
01:00:54,592 --> 01:00:55,889
I'm truly blessed.
1174
01:00:55,994 --> 01:00:58,758
Mom. Pop. Sweetie.
1175
01:00:59,130 --> 01:01:01,325
-That's good, Son.
-Cheers.
1176
01:01:03,901 --> 01:01:05,061
Dig in!
1177
01:01:10,408 --> 01:01:13,002
Hang on. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
I'm too excited.
1178
01:01:13,111 --> 01:01:14,874
I have an announcement to make here.
1179
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:17,047
Okay.
1180
01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:23,517
Paula,
1181
01:01:24,088 --> 01:01:25,555
the last couple of weeks
1182
01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:29,457
that I've spent with you have been
1183
01:01:30,595 --> 01:01:31,926
amazing,
1184
01:01:32,697 --> 01:01:34,028
surprising,
1185
01:01:35,033 --> 01:01:36,193
joyful,
1186
01:01:37,201 --> 01:01:38,532
surprising.
1187
01:01:39,971 --> 01:01:43,372
I can honestly say that, because of you,
1188
01:01:45,443 --> 01:01:49,470
I've experienced emotions
that I didn't even know I had.
1189
01:01:53,518 --> 01:01:55,110
So call me crazy,
1190
01:01:55,820 --> 01:01:56,844
but I think
1191
01:01:57,221 --> 01:01:58,586
we should move in together.
1192
01:01:59,924 --> 01:02:01,289
That's my boy!
1193
01:02:02,326 --> 01:02:03,850
You okay, baby? Want some water?
1194
01:02:05,063 --> 01:02:06,030
Thank you.
1195
01:02:06,497 --> 01:02:08,328
That's wonderful news.
1196
01:02:08,666 --> 01:02:10,429
I am so proud of you, Son.
1197
01:02:10,535 --> 01:02:12,833
Right? And the thing is, Mom, Dad,
1198
01:02:12,937 --> 01:02:16,668
I've lived upstairs since I was three,
and it's been great.
1199
01:02:17,875 --> 01:02:21,333
All right? You two are the best parents
that a boy could ever ask for.
1200
01:02:21,446 --> 01:02:25,143
I mean, I can only hope that I'm going
to be able to give my kids,
1201
01:02:28,785 --> 01:02:30,013
our kids,
1202
01:02:30,687 --> 01:02:34,316
half of the love, the respect,
1203
01:02:34,524 --> 01:02:36,515
the understanding, the support,
1204
01:02:36,626 --> 01:02:38,491
that you two have given me.
1205
01:02:39,563 --> 01:02:42,464
I guess what I'm saying is,
it is time for Tripp
1206
01:02:44,034 --> 01:02:45,524
to spread his wings.
1207
01:02:51,041 --> 01:02:52,008
Wow.
1208
01:02:53,276 --> 01:02:54,243
Well...
1209
01:02:55,345 --> 01:02:58,212
Well, this is very unexpected.
1210
01:02:58,315 --> 01:02:59,714
So here's the plan, all right?
1211
01:02:59,816 --> 01:03:01,511
We're going to blow out
the east wall of my bedroom,
1212
01:03:01,618 --> 01:03:02,915
enlarge the bathroom,
1213
01:03:03,019 --> 01:03:07,353
and basically turn the entire upstairs
into a secondary master suite
1214
01:03:07,524 --> 01:03:09,515
so there's room for the both of us,
1215
01:03:10,260 --> 01:03:11,284
and the both of you,
1216
01:03:11,394 --> 01:03:12,361
under the same roof.
1217
01:03:12,462 --> 01:03:13,622
What do you say?
1218
01:03:21,605 --> 01:03:24,836
I'm not understanding.
You want Paula to move in here?
1219
01:03:24,941 --> 01:03:27,102
Yes! It's the perfect solution.
1220
01:03:27,210 --> 01:03:30,077
Mom, Dad, you like her.
Paula, you like them.
1221
01:03:30,180 --> 01:03:34,207
We're all gonna be right here together
under one roof, a big happy family.
1222
01:03:34,317 --> 01:03:36,285
I'm telling you,
I'm getting really excited about this.
1223
01:03:36,386 --> 01:03:37,580
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait just a second.
1224
01:03:37,721 --> 01:03:39,188
Take a deep breath here and...
1225
01:03:39,289 --> 01:03:41,519
Tripp, Tripp, I just think
that we should probably talk about this.
1226
01:03:41,625 --> 01:03:43,388
Just 'cause it's a big idea, and...
1227
01:03:43,493 --> 01:03:45,757
Honey, I've given this
a lot of thought, all right? It'll work!
1228
01:03:46,229 --> 01:03:49,323
And the best part about it is, Mom, Dad,
1229
01:03:51,168 --> 01:03:54,103
you won't have to keep paying Paula
to be my girlfriend.
1230
01:04:00,276 --> 01:04:02,471
What, did I say something wrong?
Come on.
1231
01:04:03,712 --> 01:04:05,339
You're all getting what you wanted.
1232
01:04:06,048 --> 01:04:09,313
Paula, you don't have to pretend
to like me anymore.
1233
01:04:09,485 --> 01:04:12,852
And, Mom, Dad,
you wanted me out of the house.
1234
01:04:16,692 --> 01:04:17,886
I'm out.
1235
01:04:31,774 --> 01:04:34,572
Tripp, wait! Tripp!
1236
01:04:35,711 --> 01:04:36,678
Tripp!
1237
01:04:38,914 --> 01:04:40,347
I don't want to hear it.
1238
01:04:40,816 --> 01:04:42,147
Come on, Tripp.
1239
01:04:44,019 --> 01:04:46,579
Please, you don't understand.
1240
01:04:46,822 --> 01:04:48,380
You're right. Now hold on.
1241
01:04:49,792 --> 01:04:51,851
I don't know what your daily rate is,
1242
01:04:51,961 --> 01:04:54,987
but that's everything
I've got in my wallet. There's $300.
1243
01:04:55,097 --> 01:04:56,564
Oh, come on, Tripp!
1244
01:04:56,665 --> 01:04:59,964
Which should be good for tonight,
especially since we didn't have sex.
1245
01:05:00,069 --> 01:05:02,469
Please, Tripp, let me just explain to you.
1246
01:05:02,571 --> 01:05:04,368
Get the fuck out of my car.
1247
01:05:12,047 --> 01:05:13,412
Oh, God.
1248
01:05:55,089 --> 01:05:56,954
So your parents gave her money.
1249
01:05:57,058 --> 01:05:59,151
My grandparents
give my baby-sitter money
1250
01:05:59,260 --> 01:06:00,284
and I still like her.
1251
01:06:00,395 --> 01:06:03,125
Well, good for you, Captain.
Hey, can we talk about something else?
1252
01:06:03,231 --> 01:06:05,722
Fine. The 32 is nice.
1253
01:06:08,503 --> 01:06:10,903
But I think I see myself more in a 37.
1254
01:06:11,439 --> 01:06:12,599
What do you think?
1255
01:06:12,907 --> 01:06:14,340
Don't buy a boat, dude.
1256
01:06:15,443 --> 01:06:17,536
I love...boats.
1257
01:06:17,845 --> 01:06:20,040
No, you don't love boats.
1258
01:06:20,248 --> 01:06:23,046
You love the idea of a boat.
1259
01:06:23,618 --> 01:06:25,279
But the reality is,
1260
01:06:25,420 --> 01:06:28,787
they're just a drain on your time,
your wallet, and your emotions.
1261
01:06:29,357 --> 01:06:31,348
And in the end,
she will break your heart.
1262
01:06:32,293 --> 01:06:34,557
You see, because no matter how much
you care for her,
1263
01:06:34,662 --> 01:06:35,890
she's got no feelings for you.
1264
01:06:35,997 --> 01:06:38,465
I mean, look at her, she's a boat.
She's wood.
1265
01:06:40,234 --> 01:06:42,600
So forget buying a boat.
You want to feel pain?
1266
01:06:43,171 --> 01:06:45,401
You're better off
slamming your hand in a car door.
1267
01:06:47,108 --> 01:06:50,544
You see, that's the stuff that screams,
"I live with my mother."
1268
01:06:50,945 --> 01:06:52,606
-What?
-I mean it.
1269
01:06:52,714 --> 01:06:54,375
I'm telling you as a friend.
1270
01:06:56,684 --> 01:06:58,811
You bring that weak stuff
to the playground,
1271
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:00,386
you won't last 10 minutes.
1272
01:07:02,122 --> 01:07:04,784
Thank you very much for giving me
a few minutes of your time.
1273
01:07:05,392 --> 01:07:08,452
-Why don't you sit down?
-No, no, no, thank you.
1274
01:07:08,562 --> 01:07:10,427
No, I just want to give you this.
1275
01:07:13,266 --> 01:07:15,029
-What is it?
-It's your money.
1276
01:07:15,469 --> 01:07:17,699
I'm returning it.
I know it doesn't fix anything.
1277
01:07:17,804 --> 01:07:19,465
I know that nothing can,
1278
01:07:20,607 --> 01:07:23,770
but given the circumstances,
I don't feel good keeping it, so...
1279
01:07:24,878 --> 01:07:26,106
Really, please take it.
1280
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:27,647
Okay.
1281
01:07:29,750 --> 01:07:30,717
What?
1282
01:07:30,817 --> 01:07:32,876
This has never happened before.
I want you to know that.
1283
01:07:32,986 --> 01:07:35,546
He seemed like an open-and-shut case.
1284
01:07:36,523 --> 01:07:39,253
I guess I was overly confident.
1285
01:07:39,526 --> 01:07:40,959
I don't know. And he...
1286
01:07:41,862 --> 01:07:44,422
He won't return
any of my phone calls, and I...
1287
01:07:46,133 --> 01:07:48,397
I keep replaying it over and over
in my mind. I just...
1288
01:07:48,502 --> 01:07:50,197
I don't know where I...
1289
01:07:53,073 --> 01:07:54,836
You're in love with our son.
1290
01:08:06,586 --> 01:08:08,816
Hey, come on, we're gonna go
rock climbing. Get in the car.
1291
01:08:08,922 --> 01:08:09,889
No.
1292
01:08:10,457 --> 01:08:12,288
You've been moping around here
for two weeks.
1293
01:08:12,392 --> 01:08:13,586
Come on, get in.
1294
01:08:14,094 --> 01:08:15,083
Nah.
1295
01:08:15,195 --> 01:08:17,288
Tripp! Come on, it's unlocked.
1296
01:08:17,397 --> 01:08:19,695
It wants you to get in.
Come on. Get in the car, Tripp.
1297
01:08:20,901 --> 01:08:22,630
Isn't this great, guys?
1298
01:08:23,036 --> 01:08:24,765
How you doing up there, Tripp?
1299
01:08:24,871 --> 01:08:27,169
-You feeling it?
-Yeah, baby.
1300
01:08:27,274 --> 01:08:29,003
This is a nice rock.
1301
01:08:29,543 --> 01:08:31,510
-Aren't you glad we came?
-Yeah.
1302
01:08:31,610 --> 01:08:34,443
Doing good. This is having fun.
Aren't we?
1303
01:08:38,417 --> 01:08:40,408
You guys want any carrots?
1304
01:08:41,253 --> 01:08:43,414
Tripp, you should call Paula.
1305
01:08:44,190 --> 01:08:46,658
-She wants to see you.
-That's enough, Demo!
1306
01:08:48,694 --> 01:08:50,184
A little slack, Ace!
1307
01:08:51,497 --> 01:08:52,623
Here you go.
1308
01:08:55,234 --> 01:08:56,462
Belay on.
1309
01:09:02,608 --> 01:09:04,235
You know, she's hurting, too.
1310
01:09:05,311 --> 01:09:06,608
She's miserable, Tripp.
1311
01:09:09,915 --> 01:09:11,212
Let it go, guys.
1312
01:09:14,220 --> 01:09:15,244
Ace!
1313
01:09:30,269 --> 01:09:31,258
My bad.
1314
01:09:31,437 --> 01:09:34,634
I once knew a specialist used to send
some of his patients to me.
1315
01:09:35,007 --> 01:09:36,531
All they needed was a little push.
1316
01:09:37,076 --> 01:09:39,738
Look, Paula, this has to stop.
1317
01:09:40,146 --> 01:09:41,135
You don't sleep,
1318
01:09:41,247 --> 01:09:43,807
and the only thing I've seen you eat
in the last three days
1319
01:09:43,916 --> 01:09:45,474
is a bag of Mint Milanos.
1320
01:09:45,718 --> 01:09:48,551
Well, don't worry about me.
1321
01:09:49,355 --> 01:09:51,289
I'll be gone in a couple of weeks.
1322
01:09:52,057 --> 01:09:53,490
What? Where are you going?
1323
01:09:53,592 --> 01:09:55,321
I'm moving back to Colorado.
1324
01:09:56,462 --> 01:09:58,487
What are you gonna do in Colorado?
1325
01:09:58,597 --> 01:10:01,498
-I haven't figured it out.
-Well, that's stupid.
1326
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:03,863
I mean, what are you gonna do
until you figure it out?
1327
01:10:03,968 --> 01:10:05,299
Move in with your parents?
1328
01:10:07,672 --> 01:10:10,937
Oh. That's so wrong.
1329
01:10:11,042 --> 01:10:15,308
Don't judge me, okay?
I mean, you, of all people?
1330
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:16,977
Pretty funny.
1331
01:10:17,081 --> 01:10:19,549
You know what?
I'm the one who's in a real relationship!
1332
01:10:19,651 --> 01:10:21,551
You're the one who lies for a living!
1333
01:10:21,653 --> 01:10:24,417
You think you're so smart,
but you don't know anything!
1334
01:10:24,522 --> 01:10:26,615
Did you really think
you'd never get caught?
1335
01:10:26,724 --> 01:10:28,282
You could've been happy
but you blew it.
1336
01:10:28,393 --> 01:10:30,418
Now you try to act
like it's everyone else's fault,
1337
01:10:30,528 --> 01:10:31,517
but it's all you.
1338
01:10:31,629 --> 01:10:33,597
And now you think
Colorado's the answer?
1339
01:10:33,698 --> 01:10:36,064
You know, Kit,
just because you finally convinced a guy
1340
01:10:36,167 --> 01:10:37,896
to sleep with you more than once
1341
01:10:38,336 --> 01:10:41,203
doesn't make you
an expert on relationships.
1342
01:10:48,713 --> 01:10:50,613
-Tripp!
-Tripp!
1343
01:10:51,115 --> 01:10:52,173
Come on up, buddy.
1344
01:10:52,283 --> 01:10:54,114
-Tripp!
-Tripp?
1345
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:56,651
Hey! Hey, buddy!
1346
01:10:56,788 --> 01:10:58,756
Come up. There you are.
1347
01:10:59,857 --> 01:11:00,983
-Is he...
-Hey.
1348
01:11:02,093 --> 01:11:03,924
Hey, guys.
1349
01:11:06,064 --> 01:11:07,554
You were bitten by a chuckwalla.
1350
01:11:07,999 --> 01:11:10,160
That shouldn't have happened.
It's a reptile of peace.
1351
01:11:10,301 --> 01:11:11,461
I have a theory.
1352
01:11:11,569 --> 01:11:14,197
This isn't the first time
that nature's lashed out at you like this.
1353
01:11:14,706 --> 01:11:17,174
I believe it's because your life
1354
01:11:17,275 --> 01:11:19,743
is fundamentally at odds
with the natural world.
1355
01:11:20,078 --> 01:11:22,308
-Huh?
-Therefore, nature rejects you.
1356
01:11:24,882 --> 01:11:26,372
You're insane.
1357
01:11:26,918 --> 01:11:28,044
Can I have some water?
1358
01:11:28,152 --> 01:11:29,483
-Yeah.
-Right here.
1359
01:11:29,587 --> 01:11:32,021
-Here we go.
-Okay, okay, easy.
1360
01:11:32,423 --> 01:11:33,946
Look, I've been all over the world.
1361
01:11:34,057 --> 01:11:36,321
You're the only human to my knowledge
who's been bitten by a dolphin,
1362
01:11:36,426 --> 01:11:38,894
a chipmunk, and a vegetarian lizard
in the same calendar year.
1363
01:11:40,264 --> 01:11:42,129
And you haven't been
a very good friend, either.
1364
01:11:42,332 --> 01:11:44,357
Do you realize that not once
have you asked me
1365
01:11:44,468 --> 01:11:45,958
about my relationship with Kit?
1366
01:11:49,506 --> 01:11:52,907
Dude, did you just drop me
from a 40-foot cliff?
1367
01:11:54,278 --> 01:11:56,371
I mean, you want
to talk about a friend, man,
1368
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:57,674
you went behind my back,
1369
01:11:57,781 --> 01:12:00,045
and blackmailed your way
into getting your girlfriend.
1370
01:12:00,217 --> 01:12:01,548
He's right.
1371
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:05,350
-I'm sorry I dropped you from a cliff.
-It's okay.
1372
01:12:05,522 --> 01:12:08,389
Granted, he used you,
but not out of malice.
1373
01:12:08,492 --> 01:12:10,483
Look at him.
How many chances is he gonna get?
1374
01:12:10,594 --> 01:12:12,255
He saw a chance for love, Tripp,
and he took it.
1375
01:12:12,362 --> 01:12:14,353
Which is exactly
what we wanted for you.
1376
01:12:15,065 --> 01:12:16,225
Am I getting advice
1377
01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:18,801
from my two loser buddies
who still live at home?
1378
01:12:18,902 --> 01:12:20,494
Actually, I own my home.
1379
01:12:21,204 --> 01:12:22,728
-What?
-No, you don't.
1380
01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:24,397
I bought it a couple of years ago
from my mom.
1381
01:12:24,508 --> 01:12:25,566
That way, she has a place to live
1382
01:12:25,676 --> 01:12:27,143
and I don't get nailed
on the inheritance tax.
1383
01:12:27,244 --> 01:12:28,370
-Smart.
-Wow.
1384
01:12:28,512 --> 01:12:31,811
And Demo, here, has chosen
the life of a wanderer.
1385
01:12:31,982 --> 01:12:34,143
I mean, sure,
he technically still lives at home.
1386
01:12:34,251 --> 01:12:36,276
-Yeah.
-But his permanent address
1387
01:12:36,386 --> 01:12:37,580
is in his heart.
1388
01:12:38,288 --> 01:12:39,482
He's a bum.
1389
01:12:41,525 --> 01:12:45,461
I think what we're trying to say
is that the two of us are happy
1390
01:12:45,796 --> 01:12:47,263
and we're perfectly functional.
1391
01:12:47,564 --> 01:12:51,227
And you, Tripp, are not.
1392
01:13:05,548 --> 01:13:06,572
Mom?
1393
01:13:08,617 --> 01:13:09,641
Pop?
1394
01:13:25,868 --> 01:13:27,130
Yeah, baby!
1395
01:13:27,803 --> 01:13:29,065
Hey, Pop.
1396
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:32,837
Hey! Tripp. What are you doing here?
1397
01:13:32,942 --> 01:13:36,275
Just came by to get some stuff.
What are you doing?
1398
01:13:36,746 --> 01:13:37,940
Feeding my fish.
1399
01:13:38,047 --> 01:13:40,447
Yeah. I see that.
1400
01:13:42,885 --> 01:13:45,649
You're naked. In my room.
1401
01:13:46,522 --> 01:13:49,355
Well, this is my Naked Room.
1402
01:13:50,393 --> 01:13:51,758
I mean, it's my house.
1403
01:13:52,027 --> 01:13:55,895
A man ought to be able to do whatever
he wants to do in his own house.
1404
01:13:56,565 --> 01:13:58,294
Wore a suit for 40 years.
1405
01:13:58,734 --> 01:14:00,725
-So now we got 40 years of...
-No suit.
1406
01:14:00,836 --> 01:14:02,064
No suit.
1407
01:14:03,305 --> 01:14:04,567
All right.
1408
01:14:05,307 --> 01:14:06,831
I'm gonna let you get back
to feeding your fish.
1409
01:14:06,942 --> 01:14:08,842
Thanks for stopping by.
1410
01:14:10,613 --> 01:14:14,811
Hey, Pop? Seriously, man,
was it that bad having me around?
1411
01:14:16,919 --> 01:14:19,979
Don't be an idiot, Son.
Your mom and I love you.
1412
01:14:20,656 --> 01:14:22,089
Then why didn't you
just say something?
1413
01:14:22,191 --> 01:14:25,092
All you had to do was tell me.
1414
01:14:25,694 --> 01:14:28,629
You needed time
after Amy had passed away, Tripp.
1415
01:14:28,731 --> 01:14:31,291
And who knows how much time is right?
1416
01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:34,066
Is it two years? Is it six years?
1417
01:14:34,170 --> 01:14:37,400
Then I ran into Bud and Bev Nestor,
and they'd worked with Paula.
1418
01:14:37,639 --> 01:14:40,403
And their son is really happy now.
1419
01:14:40,508 --> 01:14:44,706
Lives in Seattle, I think.
Married an Indian girl.
1420
01:14:45,313 --> 01:14:48,976
Anyway, it just seemed easier.
1421
01:14:49,117 --> 01:14:50,277
Easier.
1422
01:14:53,488 --> 01:14:54,580
All right.
1423
01:14:56,524 --> 01:14:57,786
Hey, man,
1424
01:14:59,461 --> 01:15:01,486
I gotta say, I like
what you've done with the place.
1425
01:15:01,596 --> 01:15:04,497
Yeah, I like it. I love you, Son.
1426
01:15:04,599 --> 01:15:06,328
I love you, too. Shake on it.
1427
01:15:07,368 --> 01:15:09,666
Why don't you get back
to scaring those fish, buddy? Huh?
1428
01:15:09,771 --> 01:15:10,738
All right.
1429
01:15:11,272 --> 01:15:12,899
Come back anytime, Son.
1430
01:15:13,007 --> 01:15:14,634
Come here. Bucket. Bucket.
1431
01:15:20,114 --> 01:15:21,979
-Hey, Mom.
-Tripp.
1432
01:15:22,417 --> 01:15:23,941
You see what's going on upstairs?
1433
01:15:24,152 --> 01:15:26,347
Pop's naked, in his Naked Room.
1434
01:15:26,454 --> 01:15:28,319
I know. He's always wanted one.
1435
01:15:28,423 --> 01:15:29,981
He tried to take over the dining room
1436
01:15:30,091 --> 01:15:32,992
until I convinced him
that the first floor was problematic.
1437
01:15:35,430 --> 01:15:36,988
-You okay?
-Yeah.
1438
01:15:37,432 --> 01:15:38,899
Just came by to pick up some clothes.
1439
01:15:42,937 --> 01:15:44,234
I'm sorry.
1440
01:15:46,541 --> 01:15:48,133
It was a lousy thing to do.
1441
01:15:51,713 --> 01:15:53,681
You know, when we first met Paula,
1442
01:15:55,216 --> 01:15:56,774
when we hired her, I...
1443
01:15:57,385 --> 01:15:59,012
I didn't want you to go.
1444
01:16:00,021 --> 01:16:02,546
For years, I've been dreading
the day you'd leave
1445
01:16:02,657 --> 01:16:06,149
and I always thought
it was 'cause I'd miss you so much.
1446
01:16:06,394 --> 01:16:09,362
Then I realized that
that was only part of it.
1447
01:16:09,530 --> 01:16:11,623
I didn't want you to leave because
1448
01:16:12,599 --> 01:16:15,534
being alone with your father
freaks the living shit out of me.
1449
01:16:16,003 --> 01:16:17,903
-What?
-I'm terrified, Tripp!
1450
01:16:18,071 --> 01:16:20,130
And it's not just about the Naked Room.
1451
01:16:20,541 --> 01:16:23,601
Since your father retired, I just...
1452
01:16:24,578 --> 01:16:26,273
I'm used to having you here.
1453
01:16:27,147 --> 01:16:29,377
Like a buffer, you know?
Somebody to talk to
1454
01:16:29,483 --> 01:16:31,951
when your father's all
moody and sullen, and...
1455
01:16:33,387 --> 01:16:34,445
Now I'm...
1456
01:16:34,588 --> 01:16:37,421
We're just gonna have to
get to know each other all over again.
1457
01:16:38,458 --> 01:16:39,584
And...
1458
01:16:43,931 --> 01:16:44,989
What?
1459
01:16:48,802 --> 01:16:50,326
What if he doesn't like me?
1460
01:16:54,174 --> 01:16:55,141
Hey.
1461
01:17:03,550 --> 01:17:05,074
You still love him, right?
1462
01:17:07,254 --> 01:17:08,846
Against all odds.
1463
01:17:10,591 --> 01:17:12,183
Then you'll figure it out.
1464
01:17:16,830 --> 01:17:17,797
Come here.
1465
01:17:18,899 --> 01:17:20,526
Hey.
1466
01:17:27,774 --> 01:17:29,298
You're gonna miss me.
1467
01:17:30,677 --> 01:17:31,666
That's true.
1468
01:17:32,112 --> 01:17:36,412
I called you all here together
because obviously we have a situation.
1469
01:17:36,516 --> 01:17:40,383
I know we all feel some responsibility,
but this isn't about blame,
1470
01:17:40,486 --> 01:17:42,681
it's about finding a solution.
1471
01:17:43,022 --> 01:17:45,115
Two people we love are hurting.
1472
01:17:45,224 --> 01:17:48,022
So let's put on our thinking caps.
1473
01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:51,152
Man, this shirt feels
like it weighs 100 pounds.
1474
01:17:51,263 --> 01:17:52,423
Albert!
1475
01:17:54,767 --> 01:17:56,291
Okay, how about this?
1476
01:17:56,902 --> 01:18:01,168
We send flowers to Paula from Tripp,
1477
01:18:01,273 --> 01:18:05,801
and flowers to Tripp from Paula.
1478
01:18:07,847 --> 01:18:11,305
-Then what?
-Then they love each other.
1479
01:18:11,417 --> 01:18:12,816
Oh, Jesus Christ!
1480
01:18:12,918 --> 01:18:14,385
Because of the flowers!
1481
01:18:15,121 --> 01:18:16,418
Thank you, Phillip.
1482
01:18:16,522 --> 01:18:20,822
Now, let's all try to come up with a plan
that's not so idiotic.
1483
01:18:24,764 --> 01:18:25,731
Hey.
1484
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:28,960
Listen,
1485
01:18:31,270 --> 01:18:35,639
I went through all the CDs,
but if you end up with some of mine
1486
01:18:35,741 --> 01:18:37,709
or I end up with some of yours,
1487
01:18:37,810 --> 01:18:39,641
let's just call it even, okay?
1488
01:18:40,212 --> 01:18:41,543
Okay, sure.
1489
01:18:42,148 --> 01:18:43,115
Okay.
1490
01:18:45,217 --> 01:18:46,343
I hate this.
1491
01:18:46,452 --> 01:18:47,749
I know. I do, too.
1492
01:18:48,020 --> 01:18:48,987
So...
1493
01:18:50,623 --> 01:18:54,787
So let's just get it over with, then.
1494
01:18:58,898 --> 01:19:00,798
Okay, look, I know I'm a girl
1495
01:19:00,900 --> 01:19:02,891
and I'm supposed to be better
at this emotional crap
1496
01:19:03,002 --> 01:19:05,061
but I'm not, so I'm just gonna say it.
1497
01:19:05,171 --> 01:19:09,471
I'm sorry that I pointed out to you
that you fell in love with a client
1498
01:19:09,575 --> 01:19:12,008
and that made you go crazy
and turn into a total bitch.
1499
01:19:15,513 --> 01:19:16,480
Wow.
1500
01:19:18,383 --> 01:19:21,147
That must've been really hard
for you to say.
1501
01:19:21,252 --> 01:19:25,211
I thought it was going to be, but I just
kind of breezed right through it.
1502
01:19:27,459 --> 01:19:28,892
Well, thanks.
1503
01:19:29,928 --> 01:19:33,386
And I'm sorry that I pointed out
1504
01:19:33,498 --> 01:19:35,762
that you haven't had a real relationship
for the last five years
1505
01:19:35,867 --> 01:19:37,732
because I'm the only person
who can tolerate
1506
01:19:37,836 --> 01:19:39,736
your bizarre and violent mood swings.
1507
01:19:41,172 --> 01:19:43,003
Oh, thank you!
1508
01:19:46,578 --> 01:19:47,567
Goodbye.
1509
01:19:47,679 --> 01:19:48,907
I'm gonna miss you.
1510
01:19:49,013 --> 01:19:50,378
Yeah, I'm going to miss you, too.
1511
01:19:50,982 --> 01:19:53,143
Can I at least give you
a ride to the airport?
1512
01:19:53,251 --> 01:19:54,275
Sure.
1513
01:19:54,419 --> 01:19:56,216
On the way, let's stop at Phillip's,
1514
01:19:56,321 --> 01:19:59,154
so I can give you back
that sweater of yours that you lost.
1515
01:20:08,333 --> 01:20:10,631
Wow! This is fantastic!
1516
01:20:10,735 --> 01:20:12,566
-Yeah, it's pretty great.
-Wow.
1517
01:20:12,670 --> 01:20:14,865
At this point, we're just waiting
for his mom to kick it
1518
01:20:14,973 --> 01:20:16,565
so we can move upstairs.
1519
01:20:16,775 --> 01:20:18,333
That is a lovely sentiment.
1520
01:20:18,443 --> 01:20:19,569
Go, go, go, go!
1521
01:20:20,378 --> 01:20:21,345
Hey!
1522
01:20:21,746 --> 01:20:23,737
Kit! What are you...
1523
01:20:24,983 --> 01:20:26,416
Oh, hi, fellas.
1524
01:20:27,619 --> 01:20:28,779
-Look in the closet.
-Hey, just look
1525
01:20:28,887 --> 01:20:29,945
-Yeah.
-...right in the closet.
1526
01:20:30,054 --> 01:20:31,078
Why?
1527
01:20:31,189 --> 01:20:32,349
-Huh?
-Go, go, go, go, go!
1528
01:20:32,457 --> 01:20:34,652
Wait! What are you guys doing?
1529
01:20:57,347 --> 01:21:00,248
Sorry. I tried to do it fast
so it wouldn't hurt.
1530
01:21:00,350 --> 01:21:02,250
You were concerned about hurting me?
1531
01:21:03,053 --> 01:21:04,611
That's a refreshing change of pace.
1532
01:21:04,788 --> 01:21:07,313
Listen, I say there's no downside.
They already hate each other.
1533
01:21:07,424 --> 01:21:08,413
I wonder how they're doing.
1534
01:21:08,525 --> 01:21:09,822
Whoa, whoa, hold on just a second.
1535
01:21:09,927 --> 01:21:11,758
Let's check, shall we?
1536
01:21:14,665 --> 01:21:16,462
Okay, watch this.
1537
01:21:20,003 --> 01:21:24,167
Is this how it's gonna be?
'Cause your note says,
1538
01:21:24,274 --> 01:21:26,333
"Hi, we need to talk."
1539
01:21:26,443 --> 01:21:27,933
Yeah, I wrote that.
1540
01:21:28,111 --> 01:21:32,138
Right after I tied myself to the chair
and covered my mouth with duct tape.
1541
01:21:32,249 --> 01:21:34,513
-So you don't want to talk.
-To you?
1542
01:21:36,186 --> 01:21:37,483
I'll pass.
1543
01:21:40,858 --> 01:21:42,985
I can't see her face.
Do you have any other angles?
1544
01:21:43,093 --> 01:21:44,685
Of course I have angles. Check it out.
1545
01:21:45,495 --> 01:21:49,932
I installed 27 cameras that cover
every inch of the apartment.
1546
01:21:50,601 --> 01:21:52,535
-Were these up last night?
-Yeah.
1547
01:21:53,003 --> 01:21:53,970
No.
1548
01:21:55,372 --> 01:21:56,737
I helped tie the knots.
1549
01:21:56,840 --> 01:21:58,671
The one on his feet
is called an Anchor Hitch.
1550
01:21:58,775 --> 01:22:00,242
I could get out of those ropes.
1551
01:22:00,344 --> 01:22:01,811
You can't get out
of your barbecue apron.
1552
01:22:04,648 --> 01:22:07,242
This is ridiculous,
not to mention juvenile.
1553
01:22:07,351 --> 01:22:10,218
We can't just sit here
and not say anything.
1554
01:22:12,623 --> 01:22:14,715
All right, fine. I'll start.
1555
01:22:15,925 --> 01:22:18,018
I think you're being a jackass.
1556
01:22:21,364 --> 01:22:25,300
I think those pants make you look fat,
but in a sexy...
1557
01:22:26,836 --> 01:22:28,963
-I don't get it.
-I told you this was a stupid idea.
1558
01:22:29,538 --> 01:22:30,505
Hey.
1559
01:22:31,674 --> 01:22:32,936
We should have done the flowers.
1560
01:22:33,042 --> 01:22:36,068
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
She's going to say something.
1561
01:22:38,014 --> 01:22:39,572
Tripp, I apologize.
1562
01:22:40,383 --> 01:22:43,841
My job was manipulative and deceitful.
1563
01:22:43,953 --> 01:22:47,912
But the second that I found out
about Amy, I was gonna end it.
1564
01:22:48,925 --> 01:22:51,917
But I never got the chance,
because you found out first.
1565
01:23:02,038 --> 01:23:02,772
Sorry. Sorry.
1566
01:23:02,772 --> 01:23:04,740
Sorry. Sorry.
1567
01:23:10,179 --> 01:23:11,578
Apology accepted.
1568
01:23:11,981 --> 01:23:13,073
Thank you.
1569
01:23:14,817 --> 01:23:17,718
Come on.
You don't want to say anything?
1570
01:23:17,820 --> 01:23:20,414
-You know, I do have a question.
-Absolutely. Anything.
1571
01:23:21,324 --> 01:23:23,815
How many others were there?
Before me.
1572
01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:26,924
I'm just asking, 'cause, you know,
maybe we could all get together.
1573
01:23:27,029 --> 01:23:28,519
You know, form a support group.
1574
01:23:28,631 --> 01:23:30,963
And if there already is a group,
I'm curious,
1575
01:23:31,067 --> 01:23:33,160
is it a small group,
like a basketball team?
1576
01:23:33,269 --> 01:23:34,861
Or is it a big group,
1577
01:23:35,871 --> 01:23:37,099
like the Chinese?
1578
01:23:37,740 --> 01:23:39,298
Wow. Somebody's a little cranky today.
1579
01:23:39,408 --> 01:23:43,208
Tripp, your mother was still making you
pancakes for breakfast.
1580
01:23:43,312 --> 01:23:46,007
And it's not as if
I waltzed into your life unbidden.
1581
01:23:46,114 --> 01:23:47,979
Your parents called me.
1582
01:23:48,249 --> 01:23:51,218
Your life was in
an extended stall pattern.
1583
01:23:51,319 --> 01:23:52,911
I wish I could talk to guys like that.
1584
01:23:53,021 --> 01:23:55,012
Well, it's easier when the guy is tied up.
1585
01:23:55,123 --> 01:23:58,354
No, I've talked to guys tied up before.
1586
01:24:00,962 --> 01:24:02,987
You want to talk about my life?
What about your life?
1587
01:24:03,131 --> 01:24:04,462
Hey, but maybe I shouldn't judge.
1588
01:24:04,566 --> 01:24:07,433
I'm sure there's some reason
that you turned out to be a soul-sucking,
1589
01:24:07,535 --> 01:24:09,730
Labrador-retriever-killing harpy.
1590
01:24:09,838 --> 01:24:11,931
I don't get it.
How does the dog fit into it?
1591
01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:13,439
-Good question.
-Can you turn it up?
1592
01:24:13,775 --> 01:24:16,744
Well, they're laptop speakers, so...
1593
01:24:19,180 --> 01:24:20,408
Unless...
1594
01:24:22,117 --> 01:24:23,914
I was doing fine before you showed up.
1595
01:24:24,519 --> 01:24:25,747
All right? I was having fun.
1596
01:24:25,854 --> 01:24:27,481
Oh, and I just ruined everything!
1597
01:24:27,956 --> 01:24:30,049
So is that why you tried
to break up with me?
1598
01:24:30,158 --> 01:24:32,854
Or actually, you didn't.
You just trotted out your parents
1599
01:24:32,961 --> 01:24:35,259
so that I would have
to break up with you.
1600
01:24:35,363 --> 01:24:37,991
-Oh, snap!
-That got his attention!
1601
01:24:38,099 --> 01:24:41,432
That's right, you call her on her shit,
she's gonna call you on yours!
1602
01:24:41,536 --> 01:24:44,699
What are you going to do, baby?
Are you gonna cry?
1603
01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:46,664
Sorry.
1604
01:24:47,542 --> 01:24:49,533
Why would you do that?
1605
01:24:51,346 --> 01:24:52,540
Because
1606
01:24:53,748 --> 01:24:55,238
you gave me "the look."
1607
01:24:55,350 --> 01:24:57,375
-Not "the look."
-Why are you bringing up "the look"?
1608
01:24:57,485 --> 01:24:58,474
What's "the look"?
1609
01:24:58,787 --> 01:25:03,349
The look that says, "Hey, I like you."
1610
01:25:03,858 --> 01:25:05,189
Oh, wow.
1611
01:25:07,128 --> 01:25:09,358
That must've been horrible for you.
1612
01:25:09,631 --> 01:25:10,723
Do I do "the look"?
1613
01:25:10,832 --> 01:25:11,821
Well, yeah.
1614
01:25:12,033 --> 01:25:13,000
Well, no.
1615
01:25:13,668 --> 01:25:15,362
I never meant to hurt you.
1616
01:25:19,106 --> 01:25:22,405
I believe that.
But what do I know about you?
1617
01:25:22,676 --> 01:25:27,079
I mean, the entire amount of time
we spent together was just a big scam.
1618
01:25:28,348 --> 01:25:33,047
I found a woman I cared about,
and she turned out to be a total fraud.
1619
01:25:36,457 --> 01:25:38,254
Do you have real feelings?
1620
01:25:38,959 --> 01:25:41,086
Of course I have real feelings.
1621
01:25:41,195 --> 01:25:43,629
-For what?
-For you!
1622
01:25:44,431 --> 01:25:46,456
And believe me, I did not want that,
1623
01:25:46,567 --> 01:25:49,263
because I had a good life before you.
1624
01:25:49,903 --> 01:25:52,963
Well, not good, but it was okay.
1625
01:25:54,274 --> 01:25:56,572
Well, it was empty, actually,
1626
01:25:56,677 --> 01:26:00,545
but at least I was blissfully unaware
of how miserable I was!
1627
01:26:00,647 --> 01:26:03,445
Whereas now, because of you,
1628
01:26:03,951 --> 01:26:06,078
I am acutely aware
1629
01:26:06,186 --> 01:26:09,451
of how completely
and totally unhappy I am!
1630
01:26:12,860 --> 01:26:14,191
Thank you for that.
1631
01:26:22,536 --> 01:26:26,131
I don't usually like reality TV shows,
but this is so emotional.
1632
01:26:26,773 --> 01:26:28,400
Are you crying?
1633
01:26:30,644 --> 01:26:31,633
Come on, Tripp.
1634
01:26:51,731 --> 01:26:52,789
He's moving.
1635
01:26:52,899 --> 01:26:54,491
He's rolling. Here we go.
1636
01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:56,124
He's making a move! All right!
1637
01:26:56,235 --> 01:26:57,998
He's moving his feet! He's rolling!
1638
01:26:58,104 --> 01:26:59,628
-Go! Go!
-Go!
1639
01:26:59,739 --> 01:27:01,331
Oh, my God! He could
1640
01:27:01,474 --> 01:27:02,998
-go all the way!
-Go all the way!
1641
01:27:03,109 --> 01:27:06,601
Don't do all the work, Son!
Make her meet you half way!
1642
01:27:13,619 --> 01:27:15,177
So what do we do now?
1643
01:27:20,660 --> 01:27:22,958
Actually, it's quite simple.
1644
01:27:23,062 --> 01:27:25,553
You just have to decide.
1645
01:27:26,299 --> 01:27:28,893
Do you want to spend
the rest of your life having fun?
1646
01:27:29,001 --> 01:27:31,026
Or do you want to spend it with me?
1647
01:27:32,171 --> 01:27:35,231
Shut up.
Not everything you say is perfect.
1648
01:27:35,341 --> 01:27:38,139
We can have a little bit of fun, can't we?
1649
01:27:47,253 --> 01:27:48,220
Right on, man!
1650
01:27:49,088 --> 01:27:50,055
All right!
1651
01:27:51,057 --> 01:27:52,024
Yeah!
1652
01:28:00,733 --> 01:28:01,791
Hallelujah!
1653
01:28:05,471 --> 01:28:07,268
Show's over. You don't need to see that.
1654
01:28:07,373 --> 01:28:09,500
Come on, let's you and I
go outside, huh?
1655
01:28:09,609 --> 01:28:11,668
Play some football.
I'll show you how to throw it deep.
1656
01:28:11,777 --> 01:28:14,109
After, I'll show you
how to ice your shoulder down.
1657
01:28:24,956 --> 01:28:26,287
Give you a hand?
1658
01:28:26,391 --> 01:28:29,326
You just take it easy.
I got everything under control.
1659
01:28:29,461 --> 01:28:31,793
Hey, what's the champagne about?
1660
01:28:31,930 --> 01:28:33,192
It's Thursday.
1661
01:28:38,536 --> 01:28:39,594
Thank you.
1662
01:28:41,273 --> 01:28:42,467
You're welcome.
1663
01:28:43,041 --> 01:28:44,030
Cheers.
1664
01:28:50,282 --> 01:28:53,251
All right, Captain,
where are we heading?
1665
01:28:56,821 --> 01:28:58,686
There's a lighthouse!
Can we go over there?
1666
01:28:59,157 --> 01:29:01,091
Sure. You're driving.
1667
01:29:07,899 --> 01:29:10,197
Tripp! Jibe ho! God, I said it late!
1668
01:29:10,302 --> 01:29:11,428
I'm sorry!
1669
01:29:16,708 --> 01:29:18,699
-Tripp!
-What happened to "jibe ho"?
1670
01:29:18,810 --> 01:29:20,607
I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
1671
01:29:20,712 --> 01:29:23,545
Yeah. Just got the wind
knocked out of me.
1672
01:29:23,648 --> 01:29:25,582
Maybe a collapsed lung,
a bruised sternum.
1673
01:29:25,684 --> 01:29:27,515
Other than that, I'll survive.
1674
01:29:27,619 --> 01:29:30,315
I'm going to get you
a flotation device, okay?
1675
01:29:30,422 --> 01:29:31,389
Yeah.
1676
01:29:32,624 --> 01:29:33,852
Stay right there.
1677
01:29:34,225 --> 01:29:35,920
That's a good idea.
1678
01:29:38,263 --> 01:29:39,423
Oh, shit.
1679
01:29:41,099 --> 01:29:42,430
Oh, shit!
1680
01:29:42,734 --> 01:29:46,295
No biting! No biting. No bite, no bite.
No, no, no, no...
1681
01:29:54,244 --> 01:29:55,211
Good boy.
1682
01:29:55,713 --> 01:29:56,771
Come here, you.
1683
01:29:57,281 --> 01:29:59,272
Yeah. Yeah.
1684
01:29:59,883 --> 01:30:01,441
That's it. Okay.
1685
01:30:01,552 --> 01:30:03,179
Here! I...
1686
01:30:04,054 --> 01:30:05,681
Oh, my God!
1687
01:30:05,789 --> 01:30:06,756
Yeah.
1688
01:30:07,591 --> 01:30:09,081
That's amazing.
1689
01:30:11,228 --> 01:30:13,526
What do you say, big man, huh?
1690
01:30:21,905 --> 01:30:25,306
Hey, still need this?
1691
01:30:28,379 --> 01:30:29,812
No, I'm good.
1692
01:30:32,916 --> 01:30:34,008
I'm real good.
1693
01:30:34,852 --> 01:30:35,819
Okay.
1694
01:30:59,009 --> 01:31:01,000
Honey, it's an Eastern Wood-Pewee.
1695
01:31:01,111 --> 01:31:02,100
Eastern Wood-Pewee?
1696
01:31:02,212 --> 01:31:04,339
You couldn't be more wrong
if you called it a Canadian goose.
1697
01:31:08,519 --> 01:31:10,316
I'll give you a Canadian goose.
1698
01:31:25,134 --> 01:31:26,192
Look!
1699
01:31:30,306 --> 01:31:31,796
He's so tame.
1700
01:31:31,908 --> 01:31:34,809
Yeah. See, once we accept the fact
that we're not separate from nature,
1701
01:31:34,911 --> 01:31:36,572
she welcomes us. And it's not with fear.
1702
01:31:36,679 --> 01:31:38,374
Right? Who do you love?
1703
01:31:43,152 --> 01:31:44,744
Hit the road, Tripp
1704
01:31:44,854 --> 01:31:46,287
-And don't you come back
-And don't you come back
1705
01:31:46,389 --> 01:31:49,552
-...no more, no more, no more, no more
-...no more, no more, no more, no more
1706
01:31:49,659 --> 01:31:51,217
-Hit the road, Tripp
-Hit the road, Tripp
1707
01:31:51,327 --> 01:31:54,490
-And don't you come back no more
-And don't you come back no more
1708
01:31:54,597 --> 01:31:55,791
What'd I say?