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(roaring)

2
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(soft instrumental music)

3
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(Spanish thrilling music)

4
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(crowd cheering)

5
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(crowd chanting)

6
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(crowd cheering)

7
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(Spanish thrilling music)

8
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(crowd chanting in foreign language)

9
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(bulls bellowing)

10
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(chanting in foreign language)

11
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(banging)

12
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(fireworks whistling)

13
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(bulls bellowing)

14
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(rock and roll music)

15
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(screaming)

16
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(rock and roll music)

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Whose idea was this, anyway?

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They're gaining on us!

19
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(speaking in foreign language)

20
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(rock and roll music)

21
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(thudding)

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[Mitch] Shit.

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(laughing)

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Yeah, yeah!

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(yelping)

26
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(screaming)

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[All] Wow!

28
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(rock and roll music)

29
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He's after me!

30
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(screaming)

31
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(groaning)

32
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Phil!

33
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(glass crashing)

34
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Wow!

35
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[Both] Wow!

36
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(rock and roll music)

37
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Oh, shit.

38
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(rock and roll music)

39
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[Ed] Jesus!

40
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(screaming)

41
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(yelping)

42
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(rock and roll music)

43
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(laughing)

44
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Ed!

45
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Go, Mitch!

46
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Ah!

47
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Ah, oh!

48
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(rock and roll music)

49
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Back, bull, back, bull, back, bull!

50
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(bull bellowing)

51
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Stop following me!

52
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(bull bellowing)

53
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Please!

54
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(bull bellowing)

55
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(screaming)

56
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(lively instrumental music)

57
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(groaning)

58
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(train whistling)

59
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(thudding)

60
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(whooshing)

61
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(thudding)

62
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(farting)

63
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(thudding)

64
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(whooshing)

65
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(waltz music)

66
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(bumping)

67
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(train whistling)

68
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(bell ringing)

69
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(thudding)

70
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(playful music)

71
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(bull bellowing)

72
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(thudding)

73
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(crowd cheering)

74
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(playful music)

75
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(whip cracking)

76
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(lively orchestral music)

77
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(whooshing)

78
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(groaning)

79
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(lively orchestral music)

80
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(whooshing)

81
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(gun firing)

82
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(playful music)

83
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(screaming)

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Oops!

85
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Does he know what he's doing?

86
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Does he have any idea what he's doing?

87
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Because, you know, I can't talk to him.

88
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Ow!

89
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Relax.

90
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He's doing a beautiful job.

91
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Sir.

92
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El doctor.

93
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Hello!

94
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Don't sew up anything that's
supposed to remain open, okay?

95
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Okay.

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(sighs)

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(camera clicking)

98
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What, are you taking pictures, Phil?

99
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Are you kidding?

100
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This is a Kodak moment.

101
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Now, smile.

102
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(camera clicking)

103
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- Oops!
- Oh, good,

104
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blind him with the flash.

105
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Phil, let the man keep what's
left of his dignity, please.

106
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Dignity.

107
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This is all your fault, Ed.

108
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My fault?

109
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Yeah, because you're a macho lunatic.

110
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Phil and I are sheep.

111
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[Phil] We're not sheep.

112
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We are sheep.

113
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We do every stupid thing he asks.

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I didn't make you run.

115
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No, it was a 2,000-pound
rampaging animal

116
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spraying bull snot all over Spain.

117
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That's what made me run.

118
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You made me stand in front of it.

119
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Come on, guys, group shot.

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(bleeping)

121
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I got a big "I told you so"
coming from Barbara on this.

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(bleeping)
- Maybe she won't notice.

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(camera clicking)

124
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(Mitch groans)

125
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Honey, want a pillow?

126
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It's a long flight.

127
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No, thanks.

128
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Come on, it's not that bad.

129
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I look like your mother.

130
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(Ed and Kim laugh)

131
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[Ed] Here comes Mr. Bull.

132
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(laughing)

133
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[Kim] Yeah.

134
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Kim, baby, do you want the
aisle seat or the window seat?

135
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Because whichever one
you want makes me happy.

136
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- I don't care.
- Good, then take the window.

137
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I wanna talk to Mitch.

138
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Okay.

139
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Be right back.

140
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Miss me.

141
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Admit it, pal, you had fun.

142
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No.

143
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Scuba diving is fun.

144
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I mean, it's normal.

145
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People do that.

146
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Baseball fantasy camp,

147
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until Phil threw up on
Willie Mays, was fabulous.

148
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I was nervous, he was my idol.

149
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I'll never forget Willie's face.

150
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"Say hey, that's lunch on me!"

151
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(laughing)

152
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Phil, I'm standing.

153
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Yes, dear.

154
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[Arlene] I can't wait to get out

155
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of this country, these people.

156
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You know, maybe it's just me,

157
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but I think our little adventures lately

158
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are becoming stupid, you know?

159
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What did you call them?

160
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Desperate attempt to
cling to your youth?

161
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Yeah, that.

162
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That's bullshit.

163
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Bullshit?

164
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Ed, have you noticed the older you get,

165
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the younger your girlfriends get?

166
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Soon, you'll be dating sperm.

167
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[Kim] I'm back.

168
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Okay.

169
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I have just one more thing to say.

170
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Target parachute jumping.

171
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Ed!

172
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Now, it's a smaller parachute,

173
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but you're traveling twice as fast.

174
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Great! So when they find your body,

175
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they can bury it in a Sucrets box.

176
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Phil said he'd go.

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Phil wants to die.

178
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I mean, if you were married
to that, you'd wanna die, too.

179
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Look at him.

180
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He's pretending to be asleep

181
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so he doesn't have to talk to her.

182
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It's a couple of little
jumps from a plane.

183
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And then what?

184
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We go on safari, only
the animals have guns

185
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and they hunt us?

186
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Forget about it.

187
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It's never enough for you, Ed.

188
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I'm reading.

189
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When's it ever gonna be enough?

190
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(soft piano music)

191
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(phone ringing)

192
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Hi, Mom.

193
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(Mitch's mother laughs)

194
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[Mitch's Mother] It's
September 8th, 1952.

195
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We're driving back from your Aunt Marsha.

196
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My water breaks.

197
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Your father jumps the divider

198
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of the Saw Mill River Parkway

199
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and races me to Doctors' Hospital and...

200
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,285
(laughing)

201
00:09:05,292 --> 00:09:08,615
At 5:16, out you came.

202
00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:10,241
Oh.

203
00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,617
Happy birthday, darling.

204
00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:15,744
Here's your father.

205
00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:17,912
[Mitch's Father] Hello,
boy, happy birthday.

206
00:09:17,917 --> 00:09:19,328
Hi, Dad, how are you?

207
00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:21,575
[Mitch's Father] I'm losing
feeling in my left leg.

208
00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:22,414
Here's your mother.

209
00:09:22,417 --> 00:09:24,499
[Mitch's Mother] Don't worry, he's fine.

210
00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:27,288
So, what are you gonna
do now, birthday boy?

211
00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:29,874
Well, I thought I'd
lie here another three

212
00:09:29,875 --> 00:09:31,741
and a half hours and then go to work.

213
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[Mitch's Mother] Is Barbara with you?

214
00:09:33,417 --> 00:09:34,407
No, she's working the streets

215
00:09:34,417 --> 00:09:36,249
and she likes to have
breakfast with her pimp.

216
00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:37,957
She should be in around 7:30.

217
00:09:37,958 --> 00:09:39,369
Hi, Mom.

218
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[Mitch's Mother] Give my boy a kiss, oh.

219
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(sobbing)

220
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I can't believe my baby's 39 years old.

221
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(crying)

222
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Bye, Mom.

223
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[Mitch's Mother] Oh...

224
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Bye...

225
00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:56,830
Angel, birthday boy.

226
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Oh!

227
00:09:58,667 --> 00:09:59,667
Happy birthday.

228
00:10:07,417 --> 00:10:09,374
(sighs)

229
00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:13,663
Well, at least she said my age in years.

230
00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:16,124
Usually, she uses months,
like I'm still an infant.

231
00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:16,956
"How's Mitch?"

232
00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:19,291
"Oh, good, he's 168 months today."

233
00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:21,583
Wow.

234
00:10:22,917 --> 00:10:24,658
I look a year older.

235
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,533
Do I look a year older to you?

236
00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:30,786
Honey, at 5:15 everybody
looks a year older.

237
00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:32,624
Do you know what I found yesterday?

238
00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:33,456
[Barbara] Hm.

239
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,790
Hair in my ear.

240
00:10:34,792 --> 00:10:35,623
[Barbara] Mitch.

241
00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:37,491
I'm losing hair where I
want hair and I'm getting hair

242
00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,366
where there shouldn't be hair.

243
00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:41,332
I found four big fat ones on my back.

244
00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,416
I'm starting to look like The Fly.

245
00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:47,366
That's it, I'm canceling
your birthday party.

246
00:10:47,375 --> 00:10:48,491
Why?

247
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,412
[Barbara] Because your
birthdays depress you.

248
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,328
No, they don't.

249
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:52,665
Oh, Mitch.

250
00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:55,284
On your 30th birthday you
said you couldn't see.

251
00:10:55,292 --> 00:10:56,874
And then on your 34th birthday,

252
00:10:56,875 --> 00:10:58,912
you forgot my name for an hour.

253
00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:02,160
Then last year, when I
asked you what you wanted,

254
00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:04,124
you said a CAT scan.

255
00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:05,912
I had a headache.

256
00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:08,249
This year, let's just let it pass.

257
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,242
I wanna see my friends.

258
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:11,331
All right.

259
00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:13,575
But I don't want people
coming over here thinking

260
00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:15,324
they're in a Bergman film.

261
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,416
You've met my husband, Mr. Death?

262
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:19,866
I'll be good.

263
00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,082
Yeah?

264
00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:23,541
Because I don't need you
any worse than you've been.

265
00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:26,908
Wait a second, what does that mean?

266
00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:29,124
[Barbara] Nothing.

267
00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:30,125
Nothing.

268
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000
Great.

269
00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:34,704
(sighs)

270
00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:35,708
Oh.

271
00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:42,039
Ah.

272
00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:45,490
(soft instrumental music)

273
00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:30,624
Got a minute?

274
00:12:32,958 --> 00:12:34,620
Hi. I only have a few minutes.

275
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,207
I have career day at
Danny's school, so, I...

276
00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:37,824
Yeah, it'll just take a second.

277
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:43,290
(lively music)
- What is it?

278
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♪ Pizza Guys, Pizza Guys ♪

279
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♪ Come on down to Pizza Guys ♪

280
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♪ Be a happy, healthy fellow ♪

281
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♪ Have some sauce and mozzarella ♪

282
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♪ At Pizza Guys ♪

283
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So?

284
00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:54,824
So.

285
00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:57,416
So, it's stupid.

286
00:12:57,417 --> 00:12:58,407
It's annoying.

287
00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:01,249
It makes people change the station.

288
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,161
I didn't write it.

289
00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:03,032
But you bought it.

290
00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:05,999
You put it on the air three
times a night during drive time.

291
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,366
People are having accidents.

292
00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:19,499
You used to go out and get advertising.

293
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,331
You hustled.

294
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,699
You were creative.

295
00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:23,995
Something bad came in, you fixed it.

296
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,831
You rewrote it.

297
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:26,369
You worked with it.

298
00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:28,582
My God, we used to make fun of guys

299
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:30,074
who bought crap like this.

300
00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,124
What's going on with you?

301
00:13:35,042 --> 00:13:37,159
Did you ever reach a point in your life

302
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:38,914
where you say to yourself,

303
00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:41,079
"This is the best I'm ever gonna look,

304
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:42,915
"the best I'm ever gonna feel,

305
00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:45,159
"the best I'm ever gonna do,

306
00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:46,453
"and it ain't that great?"

307
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:48,750
Happy birthday.

308
00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:50,958
Thank you.

309
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:55,948
Now, look, I'm the station manager.

310
00:13:55,958 --> 00:14:00,783
I'm responsible for the quality
of work here at the station.

311
00:14:00,792 --> 00:14:01,953
So, till further notice,

312
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:04,701
I have to insist on personally
approving all the new spots.

313
00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:05,539
What?

314
00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:08,159
I can't make a deal without
checking with you first?

315
00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,829
Just till you get back on track.

316
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:15,788
So we're doing this job on 60th and 3rd,

317
00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:18,284
big frigging ballbreaker of a job, right?

318
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,624
And we got the area roped off,
(kids laughing)

319
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,707
you know, so that some schmuck
don't walk through there

320
00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:23,449
and take a wrecking ball between the eyes.

321
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:25,290
(kids laughing)

322
00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:28,035
All of a sudden, this woman,
you know, with the big,

323
00:14:28,042 --> 00:14:30,409
dark glasses, the Bloomingdale's bags,

324
00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:32,659
she starts walking
right through the ropes.

325
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:33,578
I yelled down at her,

326
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,166
"Hey, you can't go
there, you stupid bitch!"

327
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,157
(kids laughing)

328
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:40,615
And suddenly, this big
steam fitting bursts

329
00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:43,993
and this enormous goddamn
crane crashes right down

330
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:48,995
on her legs, and she's
screaming, "My legs, my legs!"

331
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,866
And I say, "No shit, your legs.

332
00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:53,538
"You got a 2,000-pound
goddamn crane on them."

333
00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:55,374
(kids laughing)

334
00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:58,288
Now, do you know how, in an
emergency, you could get,

335
00:14:58,292 --> 00:15:00,830
like, superhuman strength?

336
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,951
I reach down and I lift this crane,

337
00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:06,746
and Ernesto's able to
slide her out from under,

338
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:09,618
and the doctors were
able to save her legs.

339
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:13,244
So the moral is: don't walk
where you're not supposed

340
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,207
to walk because there may not be somebody

341
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,666
with superhuman strength
to save your little ass.

342
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,659
(kids laughing)

343
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:21,033
And don't do drugs.

344
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:24,582
That's it.

345
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:27,200
(kids cheering)

346
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:30,991
Thank you, Mr. Morelli.

347
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,198
That was very descriptive.

348
00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:38,785
Daniel, would you introduce
your father, please,

349
00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:40,158
and tell us what he does?

350
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:46,746
My dad's named Mitch and he's...

351
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,867
He's a submarine commander.

352
00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:49,865
(kids gasp)

353
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:50,706
Danny!

354
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:51,994
[Boy] Submarine commander?

355
00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:55,999
He works for WBLM radio.

356
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
[Boy] Ah!

357
00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:13,624
Well, like Danny said,
I work for WBLM radio.

358
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:14,866
Are you a disc jockey?

359
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,241
No, I'm not a disc jockey.

360
00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:20,283
You know the commercials
that are on the radio?

361
00:16:20,292 --> 00:16:21,123
Oh!

362
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:22,707
Do you make all those commercials?

363
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,161
No.

364
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:27,580
Other people make the commercials.

365
00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:30,291
I sell them time on our station

366
00:16:30,292 --> 00:16:32,079
for the commercials to be on.

367
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:35,702
So you decide which
commercials to use and when?

368
00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:37,074
That's right.

369
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,244
Well, no, it's not right.

370
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,242
It used to be right.

371
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,867
Seems now that I even have to
check with the station manager

372
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:44,662
if I wanna wipe my nose.

373
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:47,739
(kids chuckle)

374
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:50,458
The minute he took away my
authority, I should have quit.

375
00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:00,783
Mr. Robbins?

376
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:02,875
What?

377
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:06,623
(melancholic instrumental music)

378
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,992
Value this time in your life, kids,

379
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:09,831
because this is the time in your life

380
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:12,371
when you still have your choices.

381
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,492
It goes by so fast.

382
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,241
When you're a teenager,

383
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,957
you think you can do anything, and you do.

384
00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:19,665
Your twenties are a blur.

385
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:22,535
Thirties, you raise your
family, you make a little money,

386
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,408
and you think to yourself,

387
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:26,329
"What happened to my twenties?"

388
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:30,122
Forties, you grow a little pot
belly, you grow another chin.

389
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,287
The music starts to get too loud.

390
00:17:32,292 --> 00:17:33,248
One of your old girlfriends

391
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,617
from high school becomes a grandmother.

392
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,457
Fifties, you have a minor surgery.

393
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:40,951
You'll call it a procedure,
but it's a surgery.

394
00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:42,665
Sixties, you'll have a major surgery.

395
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,533
The music is still loud,
but it doesn't matter

396
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:46,499
because you can't hear it anyway.

397
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,664
Seventies, you and the wife
retire to Fort Lauderdale.

398
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:53,245
You start eating dinner at
two o'clock in the afternoon,

399
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:56,082
you have lunch around 10:00,
breakfast the night before.

400
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,496
You spend most of your time
wandering around malls looking

401
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,662
for the ultimate soft
yogurt and muttering,

402
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:01,623
"How come the kids don't call?

403
00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:03,662
"How come the kids don't call?"

404
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,499
The eighties, you'll have a major stroke.

405
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,332
You end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse

406
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,246
who your wife can't stand
but who you call Mama.

407
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:12,286
Any questions?

408
00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:18,823
Danny was embarrassed to tell
the class what my job is.

409
00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:19,994
They're nine!

410
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,582
They get excited about the guy

411
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,791
who gives them change at the arcade.

412
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:27,621
You just happen to have one of those jobs

413
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,412
that's difficult to...

414
00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:32,910
Believe that a grown man
does without losing his mind.

415
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:34,990
I mean, what is my job?

416
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,663
I mean, I sell advertising
time on the radio.

417
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:39,954
So, basically, I sell air.

418
00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:41,494
At least my father was an upholsterer.

419
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,457
He made a sofa, a couch you could sit on.

420
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:44,869
It was something tangible.

421
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,241
What can I point to?

422
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,331
Where's my work?

423
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:48,164
It's air.

424
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,157
I sell air.

425
00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:51,204
What, so what are you saying?

426
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:52,574
You wanna quit?

427
00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:53,994
How can I quit?

428
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,286
I'm trapped.

429
00:18:55,292 --> 00:18:56,999
You're trapped?

430
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:57,831
Yeah.

431
00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,290
The other day you said
you wanna send Holly

432
00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:00,533
to a performing arts school.

433
00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:01,658
She's got talent.

434
00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:02,498
Talent?

435
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,662
She was in one play and
she fell off the stage.

436
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:06,704
That's not talent, that's gravity.

437
00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:08,040
And that school costs money.

438
00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:09,328
Everything costs money.
- Bye!

439
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,915
[Barbara] Bye.

440
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:11,873
[Mitch] Where are you going?

441
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,411
I'm sleeping at Gwen's down the hall.

442
00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:14,328
Again?

443
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,450
Are you paying rent there?

444
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:17,369
Oh, Dad.

445
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:19,662
We're having a birthday party.

446
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,749
I don't wanna sit around
all night with your friends.

447
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,286
I told her it'd be all right.

448
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,999
We'll have a family party tomorrow.

449
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:27,998
(chuckling)

450
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
Bye, sweetie.

451
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:31,164
Bye, Dad.

452
00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:31,998
[Mitch] Bye.

453
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:32,831
Happy birthday.

454
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:34,324
Thank you.

455
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:35,995
(melodic music)

456
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,663
Ah!
(man laughs)

457
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,499
Let me show you how I pop my shoulder.

458
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:42,498
(popping)

459
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,581
[Man and Woman] Ouch!

460
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,540
Danny, Dan, come on, come on.

461
00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:47,408
He's in the gifted program at school.

462
00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:49,079
(laughing) Come on, go to sleep, huh?

463
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:51,658
Kim, you poor thing.

464
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,124
What has married life done to you?

465
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,866
I mean, you look like hell!

466
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:56,207
Six months.

467
00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:58,700
Admit it, you didn't think
Ed would ever get married.

468
00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:00,074
Well, he met the right woman.

469
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,870
And how often are you meeting that woman?

470
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:03,457
You're lucky it's your birthday, pal.

471
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:04,744
(Kim laughs)

472
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,242
Excuse me, I see one of
the guests is stealing.

473
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,742
(Kim laughs)

474
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,413
Your husband is so cute.

475
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:13,624
You must laugh all day.

476
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,287
Yeah, my sides hurt.

477
00:20:15,292 --> 00:20:16,123
(laughing)

478
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:19,082
We saw a picture of you in
a newspaper in your underwear.

479
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,450
Oh, well, that was an advertisement.

480
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:23,450
I sometimes model ladies' underwear.

481
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:24,994
You looked great.

482
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,117
Mom, you said, "Let's see how she looks

483
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:29,207
"after having two kids."

484
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:31,916
(people murmuring)

485
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:34,159
Daniel, time to go to bed.

486
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,874
We'll wake you for your wedding.

487
00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:37,912
(grunts)

488
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,866
Phil.

489
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:41,875
Hello.

490
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,072
You're pretending to sleep
at my birthday party.

491
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,574
Is she around?

492
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:50,166
(people murmuring)

493
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,283
She's in the kitchen.

494
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:56,200
This is quite a life you've
carved out for yourself, Phil.

495
00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:57,870
Phil!

496
00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:58,706
Phil!

497
00:20:58,708 --> 00:20:59,994
We're leaving.

498
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,741
We haven't had cake.

499
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,787
He hasn't even opened his presents yet.

500
00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:06,374
Phil, you have to
open the store at 4:30.

501
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,332
Daddy's counting on you.

502
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,040
15 more minutes?

503
00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:12,910
(people murmuring)

504
00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:15,542
Starting now.

505
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:19,040
(bleeping)

506
00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:23,992
(people murmuring)
(melodic music)

507
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,537
4:30 in the morning?

508
00:21:26,542 --> 00:21:28,078
Hey, you know, you manage a supermarket,

509
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:29,574
that's when the food arrives.

510
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:32,041
Don't you have an assistant
or a kid or something?

511
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,999
Arlene's father likes me to do it.

512
00:21:34,958 --> 00:21:36,790
"No free rides, Philly boy!

513
00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:38,784
"No free rides."

514
00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:41,785
But I'm telling you,
they got me by the balls.

515
00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:43,579
She's got one, he's got the other.

516
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:46,246
(sighing)

517
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,832
Do you ever think about quitting?

518
00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:50,495
Yeah, sure, right.

519
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,536
That's just what I wanna do:

520
00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:53,750
start over with two kids to take care of.

521
00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:56,373
No.

522
00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:59,243
At this age, where you are, you are.

523
00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:02,536
Hey, look who's awake.

524
00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:04,659
Look, I have got 14 minutes, okay?

525
00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:05,874
So can we give him the present?

526
00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:06,706
Yeah.

527
00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:07,708
What'd you get me?

528
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:10,915
Two weeks.

529
00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:12,283
The three of us.

530
00:22:12,292 --> 00:22:13,533
New Mexico.

531
00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:14,703
Driving cattle.

532
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:15,994
What, like in a truck?

533
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:16,865
No, no!

534
00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:17,956
Cowboys!

535
00:22:17,958 --> 00:22:20,325
It's a real old-fashioned cattle drive.

536
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:23,166
We drive the herd from
New Mexico to Colorado.

537
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:23,998
You can do this?

538
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,832
We ride, we rope, we
sleep out under the stars.

539
00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:27,949
Show him the brochure.

540
00:22:27,958 --> 00:22:29,324
It's fantastic, Mitch.

541
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:32,866
[Phil] It's the newest
thing, people do this!

542
00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:33,991
It's great!

543
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,242
Wow, look at this.

544
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,491
Real horses.

545
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:38,616
Does look good.

546
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:39,456
Good?

547
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:40,289
It's great.

548
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,158
Cowboys, that's what
you always wanted to be.

549
00:22:42,167 --> 00:22:44,079
Remember Mitchy the Kid?

550
00:22:44,083 --> 00:22:45,699
Right, Mitchy the Kid!

551
00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:47,745
And it's right when your vacation comes.

552
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,366
We've been planning it for weeks.

553
00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:51,833
I can't do it.

554
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,616
Why?

555
00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:57,912
We're going to Florida
to visit Barbara's parents.

556
00:22:57,917 --> 00:22:58,953
What, are you sick?

557
00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:01,998
No, it's planned already.

558
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,081
I promised.

559
00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:05,666
I worked every weekend
for a year to get this.

560
00:23:05,667 --> 00:23:07,408
What's with you these days?

561
00:23:07,417 --> 00:23:08,908
Nothing, you know, nothing.

562
00:23:10,917 --> 00:23:12,374
It's just, I...

563
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,913
You know, I don't wanna
disappoint Barbara.

564
00:23:14,917 --> 00:23:16,033
(doorbell rings)

565
00:23:16,042 --> 00:23:16,873
Who is that?

566
00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:18,957
I know nine people and they're all here.

567
00:23:18,958 --> 00:23:20,540
Excuse me.

568
00:23:20,542 --> 00:23:24,206
(people murmuring)

569
00:23:24,208 --> 00:23:25,039
[Barbara] Hi.

570
00:23:25,042 --> 00:23:27,624
Hi, is Mr. Phil Berquist here?

571
00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:29,332
[Barbara] Can I get you something to...

572
00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:30,164
(dramatic music)

573
00:23:30,167 --> 00:23:32,499
Mr. Berquist, your housekeeper
told me where you were.

574
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,456
I'm in trouble.

575
00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:34,619
What are you doing here, Nancy?

576
00:23:34,625 --> 00:23:36,992
Who's on register nine?
- I don't know what to do.

577
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:37,831
Harumaki?

578
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:38,664
I don't think this is the time

579
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:39,703
or the place to talk about this.

580
00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:41,665
- I'm late.
- What?

581
00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:43,499
I missed my period!

582
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:44,331
Whoops!

583
00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:45,244
What?!

584
00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:46,331
I was at work and on my break,

585
00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:49,371
and I took one of those home
pregnancy tests from aisle 11.

586
00:23:49,375 --> 00:23:50,456
The ones on special?

587
00:23:50,458 --> 00:23:51,369
Yes!

588
00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:52,866
And it came up blue.

589
00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:56,288
Why is she telling you this, Phil?

590
00:23:58,125 --> 00:23:58,956
Because I'm...

591
00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:01,371
I'm her boss and...

592
00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:03,241
We have a health plan.

593
00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:04,457
Son of a bitch!

594
00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:07,451
You screwed this little
girl in my father's store?!

595
00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:08,289
No, no, no!

596
00:24:08,292 --> 00:24:10,409
It was in his car!

597
00:24:10,417 --> 00:24:11,703
Oh, Jesus!

598
00:24:11,708 --> 00:24:14,621
And I'm not a little girl, I'm 20.

599
00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:17,457
Get out of this house, you little whore.

600
00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:18,574
Hey!

601
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,825
I will not permit you
to talk to her that way!

602
00:24:25,125 --> 00:24:26,125
Fine.

603
00:24:27,625 --> 00:24:29,491
I'll tell my father what you did!

604
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:30,365
No!

605
00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:32,287
Do not call Mr. Levine!

606
00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:34,033
Hey, put down that phone!
- Phil.

607
00:24:34,042 --> 00:24:34,873
Put it down.
- No!

608
00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:36,787
No.
- Get, get off.

609
00:24:36,792 --> 00:24:37,828
- That's my phone!
- You're crazy!

610
00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:38,914
That's right!

611
00:24:38,917 --> 00:24:41,910
Not having sex for 12 years
will do that to a person!

612
00:24:41,917 --> 00:24:43,874
Now, come on, you two, stop it.

613
00:24:43,875 --> 00:24:45,992
Come on, not in front of
your friends. Come on.

614
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:46,831
(groaning)

615
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:47,994
I'm not afraid of you!

616
00:24:49,042 --> 00:24:50,328
(screaming)

617
00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:52,074
I'll call from the bedroom!

618
00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:52,914
The bedroom?

619
00:24:52,917 --> 00:24:54,909
How the hell would you
know where the bedroom is?!

620
00:24:54,917 --> 00:24:55,748
[Arlene] I'm calling!

621
00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:56,661
Go ahead, call him!

622
00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:57,657
I'm sure he's home!

623
00:24:57,667 --> 00:25:00,080
It's his night to meet with
the other escaped Nazis.

624
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,949
[Arlene] I hate you!

625
00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:03,745
I hate you more!

626
00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:06,663
If hate were people, I'd be China.

627
00:25:14,542 --> 00:25:15,874
Let's bring out the cake.

628
00:25:17,625 --> 00:25:19,992
(clattering)

629
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,491
Good party.

630
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,500
It's...

631
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:27,958
Mitch?

632
00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,291
Is that what you've
been trying to tell me?

633
00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:32,658
That you feel like Phil?

634
00:25:34,417 --> 00:25:35,282
Like Phil?

635
00:25:35,292 --> 00:25:37,124
Yeah, am I gonna be
sitting here some night

636
00:25:37,125 --> 00:25:40,618
and some checkout girl
comes here looking for you?

637
00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:43,207
No, no, of course not.

638
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,790
I know you're not happy here.

639
00:25:46,417 --> 00:25:48,079
You're not happy at work.

640
00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:49,995
I know how men think.

641
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,582
"I'm not happy here, I'm not happy there,

642
00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:54,916
"I'll be happy here."

643
00:25:54,917 --> 00:25:55,782
No.

644
00:25:55,792 --> 00:25:58,374
You make me happy here.

645
00:25:58,375 --> 00:25:59,375
No.

646
00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:02,492
No, I make you feel trapped.

647
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,366
No, you don't, it's not you.

648
00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:05,991
How do you think that makes me feel

649
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,491
when I hear you say that?

650
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,911
I didn't mean you.

651
00:26:10,208 --> 00:26:11,208
It's me.

652
00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:14,494
I...

653
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:15,331
(dramatic music)

654
00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:16,744
I just feel lost.

655
00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:26,039
Kim was telling me about
this cattle drive thing.

656
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:27,658
Oh.

657
00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:28,874
Maybe you should go.

658
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,616
What about Florida?

659
00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:33,582
You'll be miserable in Florida.

660
00:26:33,583 --> 00:26:35,040
You'll make me miserable.

661
00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:36,328
You hate my parents.

662
00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:37,665
[Mitch] Look, I don't hate your parents.

663
00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:39,533
Oh, come on, Mitch,
you have known my father

664
00:26:39,542 --> 00:26:40,908
since you were 18 years old

665
00:26:40,917 --> 00:26:43,534
and you've never called him by his name.

666
00:26:43,542 --> 00:26:44,542
What is his name?

667
00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:47,449
It's a joke, I was just joking.

668
00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:51,743
Look, I said I'm gonna
go and I'm gonna go.

669
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:53,912
You don't understand what I'm saying.

670
00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:55,408
I'm not saying it's all right

671
00:26:55,417 --> 00:26:57,204
if you don't wanna come with us.

672
00:26:57,208 --> 00:26:58,995
(dramatic music)

673
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,413
I'm saying I don't want you to come.

674
00:27:01,417 --> 00:27:04,125
(dramatic music)

675
00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:07,908
Go away with Ed.

676
00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:11,449
Take Phil.

677
00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:14,166
I am giving you these two weeks.

678
00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:15,408
It's my present.

679
00:27:17,208 --> 00:27:19,325
Go and find your smile.

680
00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:23,583
What if I can't?

681
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:29,830
We'll jump off that
bridge when we come to it.

682
00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:32,541
(dramatic music)

683
00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:42,163
(thrilling music)

684
00:27:45,417 --> 00:27:50,367
(men whooping)
(thrilling music)

685
00:28:14,708 --> 00:28:16,745
My ass hurts just watching this.

686
00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:17,957
Are you kidding?
(horse neighing)

687
00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:19,039
This is fantastic!

688
00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:21,369
[Man] Take him down, Hoss!

689
00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:22,240
(groaning)

690
00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:23,832
I wonder if I could do that to Arlene.

691
00:28:23,833 --> 00:28:24,664
(cow mooing)

692
00:28:24,667 --> 00:28:25,953
Phil, forget about it already.

693
00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:27,324
I could do it.

694
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:28,414
You've seen her ears.

695
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:31,453
They must be the other guests.

696
00:28:31,458 --> 00:28:33,745
[Mitch] I wish you
hadn't worn this jacket.

697
00:28:33,750 --> 00:28:34,581
Why not?

698
00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:35,744
Why, look at it, it's got your name

699
00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:36,661
and your picture on it.

700
00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:37,748
It's a little grotesque.

701
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,241
I'm proud of what I do.

702
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:40,081
So is the president.

703
00:28:40,083 --> 00:28:41,790
He doesn't put his picture on his suit.

704
00:28:41,792 --> 00:28:42,703
Hi.

705
00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:43,539
You guys guests here?

706
00:28:43,542 --> 00:28:45,909
Yeah, we just got here a
minute ago. I'm Mitch Robbins.

707
00:28:45,917 --> 00:28:46,748
Ed Furillo.

708
00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:47,581
I sell sporting goods.

709
00:28:47,583 --> 00:28:48,949
[Mitch] Show him your jacket.

710
00:28:48,958 --> 00:28:51,041
Yeah, I'm Phil Berquist.

711
00:28:51,042 --> 00:28:52,453
I committed adultery.

712
00:28:52,458 --> 00:28:54,165
Lost my job and my family.

713
00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:57,203
His jacket's being made.

714
00:28:57,208 --> 00:28:58,039
(chuckles)

715
00:28:58,042 --> 00:28:58,907
Yeah.

716
00:28:58,917 --> 00:29:01,250
I'm Ben Jessup and this
is my son, Steve Jessup.

717
00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:03,491
Where are you from?

718
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:04,331
Baltimore.

719
00:29:04,333 --> 00:29:05,869
We have a dental practice there.

720
00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:06,706
Really?

721
00:29:06,708 --> 00:29:07,619
You're both dentists?

722
00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:08,456
Yes.

723
00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:09,949
We're black and we're dentists.

724
00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:12,200
Let's not make an issue out of it.

725
00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:13,369
They're not making an issue.

726
00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:14,866
You're making an issue.

727
00:29:14,875 --> 00:29:16,036
Hi.

728
00:29:16,042 --> 00:29:17,042
[Ed] Hello.

729
00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:19,332
Isn't this great?

730
00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:21,450
We're Ira and Barry Shalowitz.

731
00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:23,415
Ira and Barry, that's
like the ice cream.

732
00:29:23,417 --> 00:29:25,033
No, that's us.

733
00:29:25,042 --> 00:29:27,534
We make Ira and Barry's ice cream.

734
00:29:27,542 --> 00:29:29,078
Really, I love that ice cream.

735
00:29:29,083 --> 00:29:31,496
But on the commercials, it's
a different Ira and Barry.

736
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:32,786
It's two...

737
00:29:32,792 --> 00:29:34,158
Good-looking guys.

738
00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:35,749
Models.

739
00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:37,582
If it was us, could you eat?

740
00:29:37,583 --> 00:29:40,371
(laughing)

741
00:29:40,375 --> 00:29:41,375
Who is that?

742
00:29:44,875 --> 00:29:45,875
Hi.

743
00:29:47,583 --> 00:29:48,583
I'm Bonnie Rayburn.

744
00:29:51,042 --> 00:29:52,999
Actually, I was supposed
to meet somebody here,

745
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,457
but I got the message at the airport

746
00:29:54,458 --> 00:29:56,700
that she's not coming and...

747
00:29:56,708 --> 00:29:58,495
I'm feeling really out of place.

748
00:29:58,500 --> 00:29:59,661
I'm thinking of leaving.

749
00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,784
[All] No, you should stay.

750
00:30:01,792 --> 00:30:03,704
- Right, right, right.
- Stay, definitely.

751
00:30:03,708 --> 00:30:04,573
You know, when I was alive,

752
00:30:04,583 --> 00:30:06,575
I would have found her attractive.

753
00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:09,451
(gun firing)

754
00:30:09,458 --> 00:30:10,458
Howdy.

755
00:30:11,167 --> 00:30:14,490
I'm Clay Stone and this
is my wife, Millie.

756
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:15,365
How do?

757
00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:16,206
[Mitch and Ed] Howdy.

758
00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:17,619
Welcome to the Stone ranch.

759
00:30:17,625 --> 00:30:20,288
Believe it or not, that
work you saw a while ago,

760
00:30:20,292 --> 00:30:22,830
y'all are gonna be doing
that the next two weeks.

761
00:30:22,833 --> 00:30:23,833
Yahoo!

762
00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:27,457
That's a good yahoo, son.

763
00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:28,414
[Ed] Thank you.

764
00:30:28,417 --> 00:30:30,454
Now, this ranch has been in my family

765
00:30:30,458 --> 00:30:33,166
for five generations,
and we've always tried

766
00:30:33,167 --> 00:30:35,409
to live out here by the
code of the Old West.

767
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,454
If you came out here thinking
this is a dude ranch,

768
00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:38,869
I hate to disappoint you.

769
00:30:38,875 --> 00:30:39,875
This is not pretend.

770
00:30:40,875 --> 00:30:42,957
This is a real working ranch.

771
00:30:42,958 --> 00:30:44,745
We've gotta move these animals from here

772
00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:46,332
to our ranch in Colorado.

773
00:30:46,333 --> 00:30:47,323
This is gonna be great.

774
00:30:47,333 --> 00:30:49,575
You may feel like a bunch
of pigs on roller skates

775
00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:52,326
for a while, but we're
gonna be watching you.

776
00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:54,074
We're gonna see how you sit a horse.

777
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,492
And in a few days, you'll
be rounding up a herd

778
00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:59,492
and going after strays.

779
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:00,991
And you're gonna be in some country

780
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,741
that's just as pretty as heaven.

781
00:31:03,833 --> 00:31:05,415
Now here's some of the folks
you'll be working with.

782
00:31:05,417 --> 00:31:06,908
This is T.R. and Jeff.

783
00:31:06,917 --> 00:31:08,579
They're both professional cowboys.

784
00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,996
And our trail boss will
be in in a couple of days.

785
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,582
And this is the best
doggone Western chef going.

786
00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:14,869
Cookie, hook up!

787
00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,074
Tell them what they're gonna eat.

788
00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:20,372
You ain't gonna be getting
no nouveau, almondine,

789
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:22,913
thin crust, bottled
water, sautéed city food.

790
00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:27,452
Food's brown, hot, and plenty of it.

791
00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:28,994
It's not that bad!

792
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,072
Now, listen, we're gonna
go to work in the morning.

793
00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:33,790
And I mean work.

794
00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:35,999
You came out here city slickers.

795
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,366
You're gonna go home cowboys.

796
00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:38,786
(horse neighing)

797
00:31:38,792 --> 00:31:41,409
(country music)

798
00:31:45,042 --> 00:31:45,873
What do you think?

799
00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:47,832
I think you look like
one of the Village People.

800
00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:51,452
(lively instrumental music)

801
00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:17,991
I'll take that shirt, too.

802
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,582
(lively instrumental music)

803
00:32:20,583 --> 00:32:22,575
(groaning)

804
00:32:22,583 --> 00:32:24,245
(horse neighing)

805
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:25,240
[Ira] Excuse me.

806
00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:26,867
Here, boy.

807
00:32:28,167 --> 00:32:28,998
(groaning)

808
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,663
(horse neighing)

809
00:32:31,667 --> 00:32:35,286
(lively instrumental music)

810
00:32:42,375 --> 00:32:43,866
[Phil] Whoa!

811
00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:47,494
(lively instrumental music)

812
00:33:00,958 --> 00:33:03,450
[Mitch] You did it again.
Boy, you're getting great, Ed.

813
00:33:03,458 --> 00:33:04,744
See?

814
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:06,537
There's nothing to it.

815
00:33:06,542 --> 00:33:07,542
Okay, your turn.

816
00:33:08,667 --> 00:33:10,078
You'll do it this time.
- Okay.

817
00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:12,075
It's wrist, wrist, wrist, go.

818
00:33:12,083 --> 00:33:12,914
Okay.

819
00:33:12,917 --> 00:33:14,909
That's it, wrist, wrist, wrist, go.

820
00:33:14,917 --> 00:33:16,033
Will you stop kidding around?

821
00:33:16,042 --> 00:33:17,829
I'm not kidding around.

822
00:33:17,833 --> 00:33:19,950
I can't get this, I'm not good with ropes.

823
00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:21,790
I can't even take the
string off a bakery box.

824
00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:22,623
(laughing)

825
00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:23,661
[Barry] This time, run!

826
00:33:23,667 --> 00:33:24,667
[Ira] Okay.

827
00:33:25,625 --> 00:33:26,832
(yelping)

828
00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:28,119
(laughing)

829
00:33:28,125 --> 00:33:29,241
[Barry] Yahoo!

830
00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:30,536
[Ira] Hey!

831
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,749
- [Both] Woof!
- Everyone can do it but you.

832
00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:33,661
It's embarrassing.

833
00:33:33,667 --> 00:33:35,078
It's not a competition, Ed.

834
00:33:35,083 --> 00:33:36,369
Everything's a competition.

835
00:33:36,375 --> 00:33:37,832
Life's a competition.

836
00:33:37,833 --> 00:33:38,869
Come on, try it again.

837
00:33:40,042 --> 00:33:40,873
(cow mooing)

838
00:33:40,875 --> 00:33:41,740
How's it going?

839
00:33:41,750 --> 00:33:42,786
Okay.

840
00:33:42,792 --> 00:33:44,124
Where have you been?

841
00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:47,414
Oh, I was watching
them castrate a horse.

842
00:33:47,417 --> 00:33:48,703
(horse neighing)

843
00:33:48,708 --> 00:33:49,824
Well, I'm hungry.

844
00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:51,119
How about you, hm?

845
00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:52,707
[Jeff] Can I help you with that?

846
00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:55,496
[Bonnie] No, thanks,
I think I'm getting it.

847
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,616
(cow mooing)

848
00:33:56,625 --> 00:33:57,625
Are you?

849
00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:00,699
Are you getting it?

850
00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:01,539
See this?

851
00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:02,373
You see what's going on?

852
00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:04,457
- Yeah, I'll take the big one.
- Wait, wait, wait a second.

853
00:34:04,458 --> 00:34:05,574
We are guests here.

854
00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:07,666
What, are you gonna wrestle the cowboys?

855
00:34:07,667 --> 00:34:08,999
- I'm not gonna do nothing.
- Wait, wait, wait.

856
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,992
Hey, let me handle this, okay?

857
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:11,831
You know how you get.

858
00:34:11,833 --> 00:34:12,833
It'll be High Noon.

859
00:34:14,125 --> 00:34:16,617
[T.R.] Come on, let me help you out.

860
00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:18,867
[Bonnie] Look, just leave me alone.

861
00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:19,706
[Mitch] Oh, damn.

862
00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:20,539
Come on.

863
00:34:20,542 --> 00:34:21,828
Well, I can't, you see.

864
00:34:21,833 --> 00:34:23,369
I'm in love.

865
00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:24,866
Hi, boys, how are you?

866
00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,241
Yeah, I was just roping over there.

867
00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:29,617
Thought I'd mosey on over.

868
00:34:29,625 --> 00:34:31,241
You know, I'd never moseyed before.

869
00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:32,991
Hope I did it correctly.

870
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,787
I mean, I've walked, I've ambled.

871
00:34:34,792 --> 00:34:36,124
I even sashayed once.

872
00:34:36,125 --> 00:34:37,661
But that was in front of the draft board.

873
00:34:37,667 --> 00:34:39,954
(laughing)

874
00:34:43,875 --> 00:34:44,875
Hello!

875
00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:49,121
(horse neighing)

876
00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:50,206
Ooh, rough corral.

877
00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:52,366
Bonnie, wanna come roping

878
00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:53,286
with us?
- Yes.

879
00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:54,123
No, that's all right.

880
00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:55,912
I think that Bonnie's
talking with us, friend.

881
00:34:55,917 --> 00:34:57,249
She's fine right here.

882
00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:59,162
Guys, listen, what are you doing, huh?

883
00:34:59,167 --> 00:35:00,874
This isn't exactly 90's behavior,

884
00:35:00,875 --> 00:35:02,992
I gotta be honest with you.

885
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,993
(dog barking)

886
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,707
You stepped on my foot.

887
00:35:07,708 --> 00:35:09,370
He did not, you horse's ass.

888
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,286
Ed.

889
00:35:10,292 --> 00:35:11,703
You want a piece of this?

890
00:35:11,708 --> 00:35:12,994
Any time, Zeke.

891
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,707
How about right now, Stubby?

892
00:35:14,708 --> 00:35:15,664
Fine.

893
00:35:15,667 --> 00:35:17,249
(whooshing)

894
00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:18,832
(dramatic music)

895
00:35:18,833 --> 00:35:21,041
(groaning)

896
00:35:23,292 --> 00:35:25,500
(coughing)

897
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,833
(dramatic music)

898
00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:40,950
This man owes you an apology.

899
00:35:40,958 --> 00:35:42,745
I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything by it.

900
00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:44,161
Not you.

901
00:35:44,167 --> 00:35:45,032
Him.

902
00:35:45,042 --> 00:35:46,829
Him, yeah, of course.

903
00:35:46,833 --> 00:35:48,699
(dramatic music)

904
00:35:48,708 --> 00:35:50,119
Uh-uh.

905
00:35:50,125 --> 00:35:51,125
No.

906
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:53,831
(whooshing)

907
00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:54,869
(screaming)

908
00:35:54,875 --> 00:35:57,082
God, I'm sorry, ma'am,
that'll never happen again!

909
00:35:57,083 --> 00:35:58,290
(gasping)

910
00:35:58,292 --> 00:35:59,453
Yeah, see that it doesn't.

911
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:02,656
(dramatic music)

912
00:36:02,667 --> 00:36:04,999
I'm sorry, I thought
we were on the same...

913
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,116
You're doing fine.

914
00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:08,833
(dramatic music)

915
00:36:10,792 --> 00:36:11,999
You guys were drinking.

916
00:36:17,125 --> 00:36:19,162
Don't let it happen again.

917
00:36:19,167 --> 00:36:20,167
Huh-huh.

918
00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:23,833
(dramatic music)

919
00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:32,250
Ma'am.

920
00:36:41,042 --> 00:36:42,158
Did you see that guy?

921
00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:46,906
That is the toughest man
I've ever seen in my life.

922
00:36:46,917 --> 00:36:49,374
(dramatic music)

923
00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:50,456
(horse neighing)

924
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,994
Did you see how leathery he was?

925
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,787
He was like a saddlebag with eyes.

926
00:36:55,292 --> 00:36:58,615
Listen, it took a lot of
courage to do what you did.

927
00:36:58,625 --> 00:36:59,625
Thank you.

928
00:37:00,458 --> 00:37:02,791
(cow mooing)

929
00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:03,792
I'm married.

930
00:37:08,167 --> 00:37:11,660
(country music)

931
00:37:11,667 --> 00:37:12,999
[Ira] Barry, over here, Barry.

932
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,616
Barry, look here.

933
00:37:14,625 --> 00:37:16,582
You're wrong, Ed, I'm telling you.

934
00:37:16,583 --> 00:37:18,324
It was not a stupid thing to say.

935
00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:19,164
It was.

936
00:37:19,167 --> 00:37:21,659
She says, "Thanks", and
you say, "I'm married?"

937
00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:23,078
Yeah.

938
00:37:23,083 --> 00:37:26,451
I don't want any false flirtings.

939
00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:27,949
- False flirtings?
- Mm-hm.

940
00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:29,915
But what if you're like me?

941
00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:31,124
What if you don't encourage them

942
00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,957
and they still come after you?

943
00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:34,244
It doesn't happen.

944
00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:36,082
See, women need a reason to have sex.

945
00:37:36,083 --> 00:37:37,324
Men just need a place.

946
00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:39,869
Good night.

947
00:37:39,875 --> 00:37:41,332
I'm going to bed.

948
00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:42,574
Good night, sleep tight.

949
00:37:45,792 --> 00:37:47,624
[Ed] That was flirting.

950
00:37:47,625 --> 00:37:48,456
No.

951
00:37:48,458 --> 00:37:49,824
That was politeness.

952
00:37:49,833 --> 00:37:51,950
That was, "Have a pleasant
and restful evening."

953
00:37:51,958 --> 00:37:53,165
No, that was, "I like your ass.

954
00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:54,954
"Could I wear it as a hat?"

955
00:37:54,958 --> 00:37:55,869
(snorting)

956
00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:56,875
Say, hi.

957
00:37:57,833 --> 00:37:59,040
Phil was telling us you
had a little trouble

958
00:37:59,042 --> 00:38:00,078
with Jeff and T.R.?

959
00:38:00,083 --> 00:38:01,824
Yeah, they were giving
Bonnie a hard time.

960
00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:03,870
Yeah, but he took care of it.

961
00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:06,868
But what made it worse was
the trail boss comes over.

962
00:38:06,875 --> 00:38:08,332
Curly?

963
00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:10,825
(dramatic music)

964
00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:12,825
His name is Curly?

965
00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:13,994
Perfect.

966
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:14,831
You know what the cook said about him?

967
00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:16,574
He said he killed a man in a knife fight.

968
00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:20,246
He said he slit him from neck to nuts.

969
00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:21,536
I'm not happy about this.

970
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:24,290
This guy's a cowboy.

971
00:38:24,292 --> 00:38:26,033
One of the last real men.

972
00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:28,329
He's untamed, a mustang.

973
00:38:28,333 --> 00:38:29,824
We're trained ponies.

974
00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:31,825
It'll do us good to be
in his world for a while.

975
00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:32,949
Do us good?

976
00:38:32,958 --> 00:38:34,620
He was hanging the help.

977
00:38:34,625 --> 00:38:36,082
[Ed] He was helping us.

978
00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:37,915
This guy is not normal, I'm telling you.

979
00:38:37,917 --> 00:38:38,873
Did you see his eyes?

980
00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:40,411
He's got crazy eyes.

981
00:38:40,417 --> 00:38:41,248
He's a lunatic.

982
00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:43,082
I'm telling you, we're
going into the wilderness

983
00:38:43,083 --> 00:38:45,370
being led by a lunatic.

984
00:38:45,375 --> 00:38:46,582
He's behind me, isn't he?

985
00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:51,832
Time to turn in.

986
00:38:51,833 --> 00:38:53,369
[All] Good night.

987
00:38:57,333 --> 00:38:58,333
Yeah.

988
00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:03,991
I'm sorry.

989
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,866
I didn't mean anything by that.

990
00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:08,538
I crap bigger than you.

991
00:39:08,542 --> 00:39:11,250
(dramatic music)

992
00:39:18,167 --> 00:39:19,829
He's gonna kill me.

993
00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:20,664
(horse neighing)

994
00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:21,498
Watch it!

995
00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:22,411
Excuse me!

996
00:39:22,417 --> 00:39:23,417
Whoa!

997
00:39:25,792 --> 00:39:26,623
Whoa.

998
00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:28,707
Great, you are riding so much better.

999
00:39:28,708 --> 00:39:29,744
Thanks.

1000
00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:31,957
Hey, I just talked to Nancy.

1001
00:39:31,958 --> 00:39:32,948
Who's Nancy?

1002
00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:34,824
She's the uh...

1003
00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:35,869
The girl.

1004
00:39:35,875 --> 00:39:37,787
Oh, the uh...

1005
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:38,748
The girl.

1006
00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:40,491
She's not pregnant.

1007
00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:41,536
Really?

1008
00:39:41,542 --> 00:39:42,999
Well, that's good, isn't it?

1009
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,616
For her.

1010
00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:46,706
So what does it mean?

1011
00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:50,207
You know what I think?

1012
00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:52,074
Out there are all the answers.

1013
00:39:52,083 --> 00:39:53,083
No, Ed.

1014
00:39:53,917 --> 00:39:54,953
Out there...

1015
00:39:57,458 --> 00:39:59,199
(groans)

1016
00:39:59,208 --> 00:40:00,915
Are cows, and plenty of them.

1017
00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:03,534
We're gonna go 200 miles
with a big, moving stink.

1018
00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:06,165
Okay, ready?
- Come on.

1019
00:40:06,167 --> 00:40:06,998
(horse neighing)

1020
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,082
You guys are probably
too young to remember this,

1021
00:40:09,083 --> 00:40:10,574
but when I was a kid,

1022
00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:13,326
I remember seeing a
movie called Red River.

1023
00:40:13,333 --> 00:40:14,915
Oh, I've seen it on TV, yeah.

1024
00:40:14,917 --> 00:40:17,034
But not in the movie theater.

1025
00:40:17,042 --> 00:40:20,240
The big screen, with John
Wayne and Montgomery Clift.

1026
00:40:21,417 --> 00:40:22,282
You remember the scene?

1027
00:40:22,292 --> 00:40:24,033
It was the start of the cattle drive.

1028
00:40:24,042 --> 00:40:25,203
Dad.

1029
00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:26,790
No, no, son, that's why we're here.

1030
00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:28,658
The yee-haw scene?

1031
00:40:28,667 --> 00:40:29,908
The yee-haw scene!

1032
00:40:29,917 --> 00:40:31,783
Before they took the cattle out,

1033
00:40:31,792 --> 00:40:33,829
those cowboys waved their hats

1034
00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:36,450
in the air and yelled, "Yee-haw!"

1035
00:40:38,167 --> 00:40:39,624
What do you say to that?

1036
00:40:39,625 --> 00:40:40,866
All right!

1037
00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:42,491
Move them out!

1038
00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:45,288
(thrilling music)

1039
00:40:46,667 --> 00:40:49,410
Yee-haw!

1040
00:40:49,417 --> 00:40:53,105
Yahoo!

1041
00:40:53,125 --> 00:40:54,125
Yee-haw!

1042
00:40:55,917 --> 00:40:56,917
Yee-haw!

1043
00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:02,306
Yee-haw!

1044
00:41:04,042 --> 00:41:04,873
Feel like a schmuck?

1045
00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:06,616
Oh, yeah, a big schmuck, yeah.

1046
00:41:06,625 --> 00:41:07,991
[Both] Yee-haw!

1047
00:41:09,542 --> 00:41:12,330
We'll see you in Colorado!

1048
00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:14,791
(all whooping)

1049
00:41:14,792 --> 00:41:17,705
(melodic music)

1050
00:41:17,708 --> 00:41:21,827
♪ Fairy tales can come true ♪

1051
00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:25,076
♪ It can happen to you ♪

1052
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:30,033
♪ If you're young at heart ♪

1053
00:41:30,292 --> 00:41:35,242
♪ For it's hard, you will
find to be narrow of mind ♪

1054
00:41:36,083 --> 00:41:41,078
♪ If you're young at heart ♪

1055
00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:46,033
♪ And if you should survive to 105 ♪

1056
00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:51,408
♪ Look at all you'll derive
just by being alive ♪

1057
00:41:55,958 --> 00:41:59,622
♪ Now here is the best part ♪

1058
00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:02,413
♪ You have a head start ♪

1059
00:42:02,417 --> 00:42:07,367
♪ If you are amongst the very young ♪

1060
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,208
♪ At heart ♪

1061
00:42:22,167 --> 00:42:23,167
Look, a stray.

1062
00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:25,494
You take him, Mitch.

1063
00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:27,332
No, it's the first one, you get him, Ed.

1064
00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:29,120
No, no, it's the first
one. Let Phil have him.

1065
00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:30,081
No, no, I'll get the next one.

1066
00:42:30,083 --> 00:42:31,369
Look, you get this one,
I'll get the next one.

1067
00:42:31,375 --> 00:42:33,037
You sure? I mean,
there's gonna be plenty.

1068
00:42:33,042 --> 00:42:34,578
No, yeah, you get this
one, I'll get the next one.

1069
00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:35,790
Then Ed, then you, we'll go...

1070
00:42:35,792 --> 00:42:37,658
Like a round-robin kind of thing.

1071
00:42:37,667 --> 00:42:38,532
That's good, yeah.

1072
00:42:38,542 --> 00:42:39,623
All right, so who gets this?

1073
00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:40,456
[Ed and Phil] You!

1074
00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:41,289
All right, good.

1075
00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:42,282
Come on, go!

1076
00:42:42,292 --> 00:42:43,499
Out of chute number nine!

1077
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:45,833
- Hey, go Mitchy!
- [Ed] Let's rock, go, Mitchy!

1078
00:42:46,792 --> 00:42:49,409
[Mitch] No, no, no, don't go back, no.

1079
00:42:50,542 --> 00:42:52,249
Think I can't see you behind there?

1080
00:42:53,667 --> 00:42:55,659
Hello.
(cow mooing)

1081
00:42:55,667 --> 00:42:58,330
Come on, now, move it, here we go.

1082
00:42:58,333 --> 00:43:00,325
Come on now, here we go, come on.

1083
00:43:00,333 --> 00:43:02,620
It's like chasing a mime.

1084
00:43:02,625 --> 00:43:05,948
(thrilling music)

1085
00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:07,574
(cow mooing)

1086
00:43:07,583 --> 00:43:09,040
Yee-haw, cowboy!

1087
00:43:11,042 --> 00:43:13,034
All right!
- All right, Mitchy!

1088
00:43:13,042 --> 00:43:14,783
I did it!

1089
00:43:14,792 --> 00:43:16,203
All right!

1090
00:43:16,208 --> 00:43:17,039
Oh-oh.

1091
00:43:17,042 --> 00:43:18,874
Hey, moonwalk!

1092
00:43:18,875 --> 00:43:20,411
(laughing)

1093
00:43:20,417 --> 00:43:21,953
I'd like to thank everybody and God

1094
00:43:21,958 --> 00:43:23,915
for helping me get my stray in.

1095
00:43:23,917 --> 00:43:25,328
Let's go, boy.

1096
00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:26,164
Oh.

1097
00:43:26,167 --> 00:43:26,998
All right, all right.

1098
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:27,831
Come on back.

1099
00:43:27,833 --> 00:43:28,949
Come on back, come on back.

1100
00:43:28,958 --> 00:43:30,790
All right, now, easy on the clutch.

1101
00:43:30,792 --> 00:43:31,623
Cut the wheel!

1102
00:43:31,625 --> 00:43:32,832
Cut it, cut it, cut it!

1103
00:43:32,833 --> 00:43:33,664
That's it.

1104
00:43:33,667 --> 00:43:36,660
Straight back and park and lock it.

1105
00:43:36,667 --> 00:43:37,783
You got the keys, sir?

1106
00:43:37,792 --> 00:43:39,033
How long you gonna be?

1107
00:43:39,042 --> 00:43:39,873
Woo!

1108
00:43:39,875 --> 00:43:41,582
I wish the kids could've seen that.

1109
00:43:42,917 --> 00:43:43,873
Then dump it into the personal

1110
00:43:43,875 --> 00:43:45,491
and then make out the check.

1111
00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:47,162
What are we telling him
this for? He's our accountant.

1112
00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:48,829
What are we telling you this
for? You're our accountant.

1113
00:43:48,833 --> 00:43:49,869
No, don't...

1114
00:43:49,875 --> 00:43:50,740
Just get a Mets score.
- Okay.

1115
00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:52,742
Arnold, I'm losing you.

1116
00:43:52,750 --> 00:43:54,957
We're going behind a butte.

1117
00:43:54,958 --> 00:43:55,948
Arnold?

1118
00:43:55,958 --> 00:43:57,369
Arnold, what's the Mets score?

1119
00:43:57,375 --> 00:43:58,456
The Mets, huh...

1120
00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:01,790
I lost him.

1121
00:44:01,792 --> 00:44:03,999
(chuckling)

1122
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,708
(dramatic music)

1123
00:44:24,917 --> 00:44:25,873
(Bonnie mumbles)

1124
00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:27,832
Boy, that saddle's having all the fun.

1125
00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:31,249
You have, like, a half-track mind.

1126
00:44:31,250 --> 00:44:32,991
You wouldn't like to
screw her brains out?

1127
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,000
Lovely image.

1128
00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:36,870
It ranks up there with my
other favorite of yours,

1129
00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:38,787
"Bang the shit out of her."

1130
00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:40,124
(laughs)

1131
00:44:40,125 --> 00:44:43,539
I'm sorry if I offended
your delicate sensibilities.

1132
00:44:43,542 --> 00:44:45,624
I noticed you were staring
at her pretty good.

1133
00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:46,991
That's different.

1134
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,036
[Ed] Different?

1135
00:44:48,042 --> 00:44:49,624
Yeah.

1136
00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:52,082
Look, I go to an art gallery, right?

1137
00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:53,199
And I see a Picasso.

1138
00:44:53,208 --> 00:44:54,619
Oh, she's a Picasso now?

1139
00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:56,707
No, she's not a Picasso.

1140
00:44:56,708 --> 00:44:58,916
If she was a Picasso,
she'd have three tits.

1141
00:44:58,917 --> 00:45:01,624
What I'm saying is, if
I see a nice painting,

1142
00:45:01,625 --> 00:45:03,957
I look at it, but I don't
pull it off the wall.

1143
00:45:03,958 --> 00:45:05,995
Let me ask you this.

1144
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,411
What if you could have great sex

1145
00:45:07,417 --> 00:45:09,454
with someone very attractive

1146
00:45:09,458 --> 00:45:11,620
and Barbara would never find out?

1147
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:13,662
It's a big trap. I mean,
look what happened to Phil.

1148
00:45:13,667 --> 00:45:17,240
The girl came to his house,
then she came to my house.

1149
00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:18,786
Yeah.

1150
00:45:18,792 --> 00:45:20,203
(cows mooing)

1151
00:45:20,208 --> 00:45:22,120
Let's say a spaceship lands.

1152
00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:22,956
Good, reality.

1153
00:45:22,958 --> 00:45:24,119
Are you listening to this?

1154
00:45:24,125 --> 00:45:26,117
A spaceship lands and
the most beautiful woman

1155
00:45:26,125 --> 00:45:28,162
you ever saw gets out.

1156
00:45:28,167 --> 00:45:30,955
And all she wants to do
is have the greatest sex

1157
00:45:30,958 --> 00:45:32,540
in the universe with you.

1158
00:45:32,542 --> 00:45:33,373
Could happen.

1159
00:45:33,375 --> 00:45:36,618
And the second it's over,
she flies away for eternity.

1160
00:45:36,625 --> 00:45:37,832
No one will ever know.

1161
00:45:39,083 --> 00:45:40,745
You're telling me you wouldn't do it?

1162
00:45:40,750 --> 00:45:41,866
No.

1163
00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:42,991
Because what you're describing

1164
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,536
actually happened to my cousin, Ronald.

1165
00:45:44,542 --> 00:45:46,659
And his wife did find out
about it at the beauty parlor.

1166
00:45:46,667 --> 00:45:48,249
They know everything there.

1167
00:45:48,250 --> 00:45:49,081
Forget about it.

1168
00:45:49,083 --> 00:45:51,951
Look, Ed, what I'm saying is
it wouldn't make it all right

1169
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:52,948
if Barbara didn't know.

1170
00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:55,245
I'd know, and I wouldn't like myself.

1171
00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:56,286
That's all.

1172
00:45:56,292 --> 00:45:58,249
Pay attention, girls, we got strays.

1173
00:45:58,250 --> 00:45:59,081
Hi, Curly.

1174
00:45:59,083 --> 00:46:00,083
Kill anyone today?

1175
00:46:01,042 --> 00:46:02,704
Day ain't over yet.

1176
00:46:02,708 --> 00:46:03,949
(dramatic music)

1177
00:46:03,958 --> 00:46:04,958
Hyah!

1178
00:46:09,792 --> 00:46:12,330
[Mitch] I wonder what Barbara's doing.

1179
00:46:12,333 --> 00:46:14,700
You're really with just
one woman for 15 years?

1180
00:46:14,708 --> 00:46:15,573
Just one?

1181
00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:18,121
Yes, Ed, I'm married, I caught my limit.

1182
00:46:18,125 --> 00:46:19,707
Why are you after me about this?

1183
00:46:21,875 --> 00:46:23,241
Let's say...

1184
00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:25,082
All your life, for
breakfast, you're eating

1185
00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:26,870
from the Kellogg's Variety Pack.

1186
00:46:26,875 --> 00:46:28,286
And a spaceship lands.

1187
00:46:28,292 --> 00:46:29,533
No.

1188
00:46:29,542 --> 00:46:31,249
And then you don't get the Variety Pack.

1189
00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:33,037
You pick one, your favorite one,

1190
00:46:33,042 --> 00:46:35,159
and you just get that one from then on.

1191
00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:38,410
Every day for the rest of
your life, the same cereal.

1192
00:46:38,417 --> 00:46:39,658
And then you wake up one morning

1193
00:46:39,667 --> 00:46:41,579
and you're just not hungry anymore.

1194
00:46:41,583 --> 00:46:43,449
You can't get an erection.

1195
00:46:45,125 --> 00:46:47,617
Hey, pal, I can get an
erection any time I want.

1196
00:46:47,625 --> 00:46:48,456
Watch.

1197
00:46:48,458 --> 00:46:49,744
Ed, please, don't, come on.

1198
00:46:49,750 --> 00:46:51,036
Leave the stallion in the corral.

1199
00:46:51,042 --> 00:46:52,578
You'll knock me into the fire, okay?

1200
00:46:52,583 --> 00:46:54,870
(chuckling)

1201
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,161
See, here's the thing.

1202
00:46:58,250 --> 00:46:59,331
Kim wants to have kids.

1203
00:47:00,375 --> 00:47:01,375
And you don't?

1204
00:47:02,250 --> 00:47:04,867
I tell her it's because we
wouldn't have as much fun.

1205
00:47:04,875 --> 00:47:05,706
It would hurt her modeling.

1206
00:47:05,708 --> 00:47:07,620
But that's not the reason.

1207
00:47:07,625 --> 00:47:09,742
Having a kid, that's heavy.

1208
00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:11,161
That's a real commitment.

1209
00:47:11,167 --> 00:47:13,409
That's saying, "I'm never
gonna be with another woman

1210
00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:15,624
"for the rest of my life."

1211
00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:18,163
Wait a minute, let me get this straight.

1212
00:47:18,167 --> 00:47:19,499
I have no life.

1213
00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:20,866
We're all agreed on that, right?

1214
00:47:20,875 --> 00:47:22,241
- Right.
- Yeah.

1215
00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:25,573
Okay, and your big problem
is that you're married

1216
00:47:25,583 --> 00:47:28,997
to this gorgeous
24-year-old underwear model

1217
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,448
who thinks that the sun
rises and sets in your pants,

1218
00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:33,915
and that's not enough for you?

1219
00:47:33,917 --> 00:47:35,249
You don't understand.

1220
00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:37,037
No, I don't understand.

1221
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,912
I don't wanna screw around on Kim.

1222
00:47:39,917 --> 00:47:41,283
So don't.

1223
00:47:41,292 --> 00:47:42,292
Oh.

1224
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,286
From the king of restraint.

1225
00:47:45,458 --> 00:47:46,289
What does that mean?

1226
00:47:46,292 --> 00:47:49,285
It means that's pretty
smug advice coming from a man

1227
00:47:49,292 --> 00:47:51,409
who mounted an 18-year-old checkout girl

1228
00:47:51,417 --> 00:47:52,999
on the day-old bread rack.

1229
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,616
She's 20, and shut up.

1230
00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:56,457
Let me get you hot, Phil.

1231
00:47:56,458 --> 00:47:58,245
"I need a price, register nine.

1232
00:47:58,250 --> 00:47:59,411
"I need a price."

1233
00:47:59,417 --> 00:48:00,498
Cut it out.

1234
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:01,536
Guys, come on...

1235
00:48:01,542 --> 00:48:03,502
What'd you use for
protection? Paper or plastic?

1236
00:48:04,250 --> 00:48:05,206
Come on!
- Come on!

1237
00:48:05,208 --> 00:48:06,494
We're on vacation!

1238
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:07,616
[Ed] You're gonna do nothing!

1239
00:48:07,625 --> 00:48:11,619
(splashing)
(all groan)

1240
00:48:11,625 --> 00:48:13,491
You're spooking the cattle.

1241
00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,832
We were just fooling around.

1242
00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:16,199
See you tomorrow.

1243
00:48:16,208 --> 00:48:19,406
(playful music)

1244
00:48:19,417 --> 00:48:20,417
Sun-up.

1245
00:48:22,458 --> 00:48:25,166
(dramatic music)

1246
00:48:26,167 --> 00:48:28,499
(playful music)

1247
00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:29,331
[Steve] Morning.

1248
00:48:29,333 --> 00:48:30,995
- Hi.
- [Steve] You done with that?

1249
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,707
Yeah, help yourself.

1250
00:48:32,708 --> 00:48:34,290
See, Mom, we're keeping clean.

1251
00:48:35,208 --> 00:48:38,781
It's cold, but I'm a
real pioneer man, yeah.

1252
00:48:44,708 --> 00:48:45,539
[Mitch] Morning.

1253
00:48:45,542 --> 00:48:46,749
- Good morning.
- Morning.

1254
00:48:48,667 --> 00:48:50,033
Come on, guys.

1255
00:48:50,042 --> 00:48:52,409
You're sorry, you're sorry.

1256
00:48:52,417 --> 00:48:53,783
Let's make up, huh?

1257
00:48:53,792 --> 00:48:56,409
(playful music)

1258
00:49:00,250 --> 00:49:01,250
All right.

1259
00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:04,115
My fault.

1260
00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:05,991
No, it's all right.

1261
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,582
Now, to celebrate,
I got a special treat.

1262
00:49:08,583 --> 00:49:10,074
I'm gonna make fresh coffee.

1263
00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:12,416
Battery-operated, instantly
grinds its own beans.

1264
00:49:12,417 --> 00:49:14,124
Only 19.95.

1265
00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:15,491
Come on, why live like animals?

1266
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:17,116
- That's great.
- Yeah.

1267
00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:17,956
All right, now first cup's gonna be

1268
00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,244
for my good friend Phil,

1269
00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:20,491
who when we were kids used

1270
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,116
to let me watch his sister undress.

1271
00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:23,866
- Uh.
- I've never forgot it, Phil.

1272
00:49:23,875 --> 00:49:24,831
Because I still do it.

1273
00:49:24,833 --> 00:49:26,290
(laughing)
Okay!

1274
00:49:26,292 --> 00:49:27,874
(buzzing)

1275
00:49:27,875 --> 00:49:30,333
(cows mooing)

1276
00:49:33,833 --> 00:49:35,665
Wow, there's something
spooking the cattle.

1277
00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:39,370
Look, look, look, the
cows are going away.

1278
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,662
Wow, look at them go!

1279
00:49:45,667 --> 00:49:47,408
That is amazing!

1280
00:49:47,417 --> 00:49:48,407
[T.R.] Stampede!

1281
00:49:48,417 --> 00:49:51,249
[Jeff] We gotta get them!

1282
00:49:51,250 --> 00:49:52,491
[Mitch] We gotta get them.

1283
00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:54,162
(horse neighing)
- Whoa, whoa!

1284
00:49:54,167 --> 00:49:54,998
Beautiful.

1285
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,741
Get that in the frame.
- Oh, yeah, I got them.

1286
00:49:56,750 --> 00:49:57,866
[Ed] Hyah!

1287
00:49:57,875 --> 00:50:00,242
(soul music)

1288
00:50:06,458 --> 00:50:09,826
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1289
00:50:09,833 --> 00:50:12,666
(soul music)

1290
00:50:12,667 --> 00:50:14,078
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!

1291
00:50:14,083 --> 00:50:14,914
Oh, God!

1292
00:50:14,917 --> 00:50:16,124
They're coming at us!

1293
00:50:16,125 --> 00:50:18,492
(soul music)

1294
00:50:23,083 --> 00:50:23,914
God dammit!

1295
00:50:23,917 --> 00:50:26,499
(horse neighing)

1296
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:27,411
Come on!

1297
00:50:27,417 --> 00:50:29,784
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!

1298
00:50:29,792 --> 00:50:32,159
(soul music)

1299
00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:42,412
Bonnie, there's a stampede!

1300
00:50:42,417 --> 00:50:43,578
In your tent!

1301
00:50:43,583 --> 00:50:45,950
(soul music)

1302
00:50:58,208 --> 00:50:59,449
(screaming)

1303
00:50:59,458 --> 00:51:01,871
(soul music)

1304
00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:26,120
(screaming)

1305
00:51:28,042 --> 00:51:30,409
(soul music)

1306
00:51:39,792 --> 00:51:42,159
(gun firing)

1307
00:51:48,042 --> 00:51:49,042
City folk.

1308
00:51:49,958 --> 00:51:52,166
(chuckles)

1309
00:51:57,917 --> 00:51:58,998
I'm sorry.

1310
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,072
I mean, I was just trying
to make a cup of coffee.

1311
00:52:02,083 --> 00:52:03,083
That's all.

1312
00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:07,958
It was French roast.

1313
00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:10,328
There's still a few head missing.

1314
00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:11,449
Must have gone into that canyon

1315
00:52:11,458 --> 00:52:12,744
while I was getting the others.

1316
00:52:12,750 --> 00:52:13,706
[Jeff] T.R. and I'll get them.

1317
00:52:13,708 --> 00:52:14,744
No, I'll get them.

1318
00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:18,162
With you.

1319
00:52:18,167 --> 00:52:19,578
(dramatic music)

1320
00:52:19,583 --> 00:52:20,414
Me?

1321
00:52:20,417 --> 00:52:21,953
Yeah.

1322
00:52:21,958 --> 00:52:23,494
You're coming with me.

1323
00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:24,500
Just the two of us?

1324
00:52:27,417 --> 00:52:30,535
[Curly] You move the
herd, I'll catch up.

1325
00:52:30,542 --> 00:52:32,534
You mean, we'll catch up.

1326
00:52:32,542 --> 00:52:33,532
Let's go.

1327
00:52:33,542 --> 00:52:36,250
(dramatic music)

1328
00:52:45,542 --> 00:52:46,542
Bye.

1329
00:52:49,292 --> 00:52:52,285
Curly, did I ever show you
pictures of my wife and kids?

1330
00:52:53,833 --> 00:52:55,449
I'm their sole support, you know.

1331
00:52:55,458 --> 00:52:57,199
Is he gonna be all right?

1332
00:52:57,208 --> 00:52:58,574
Sure.

1333
00:52:58,583 --> 00:53:00,950
Curly's just trying to scare
him. You know Mitch, he's a...

1334
00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:01,958
He's a wise-ass.

1335
00:53:03,667 --> 00:53:05,454
If anything happens to him...

1336
00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:06,539
(panting)

1337
00:53:06,542 --> 00:53:07,874
I'm going after Barbara.

1338
00:53:12,292 --> 00:53:15,000
(birds chirping)

1339
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,993
Throw a rope on this one so
we can go after the others.

1340
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,662
Rope him.
- I'm not good at it.

1341
00:53:20,667 --> 00:53:21,953
I have a roping disability.

1342
00:53:23,750 --> 00:53:26,367
(playful music)

1343
00:53:35,792 --> 00:53:36,792
Be right with you.

1344
00:53:37,625 --> 00:53:39,161
(cow mooing)

1345
00:53:39,167 --> 00:53:41,784
(playful music)

1346
00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:45,957
Jesus Christ.

1347
00:53:45,958 --> 00:53:48,575
(playful music)

1348
00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:50,789
Hey.

1349
00:53:50,792 --> 00:53:52,078
See, I'm good at this part.

1350
00:53:53,292 --> 00:53:54,453
Throw it.

1351
00:53:54,458 --> 00:53:57,075
(playful music)

1352
00:54:05,292 --> 00:54:06,874
You know what just occurred to me?

1353
00:54:06,875 --> 00:54:08,082
Roping is stupid.

1354
00:54:08,083 --> 00:54:10,075
This is a cow, not a gazelle.

1355
00:54:10,083 --> 00:54:10,914
Watch.

1356
00:54:10,917 --> 00:54:12,658
Get off the horse, huh?

1357
00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:13,667
Okay.

1358
00:54:15,750 --> 00:54:17,707
Then you walk up to the cow.

1359
00:54:17,708 --> 00:54:19,449
Look how good this is working.

1360
00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:22,701
Then you say, "Hi, Bob
Vila for This Old Herd.

1361
00:54:22,708 --> 00:54:24,074
"We're gonna rope you today."

1362
00:54:24,083 --> 00:54:26,416
Then you take Mr. Loop

1363
00:54:26,417 --> 00:54:28,704
and put it around the head of Mr. Cow.

1364
00:54:33,375 --> 00:54:35,241
Now what's wrong with that?

1365
00:54:35,250 --> 00:54:36,081
(whistles)

1366
00:54:36,083 --> 00:54:36,914
Ah!

1367
00:54:36,917 --> 00:54:40,081
(cow mooing)

1368
00:54:40,083 --> 00:54:41,039
That!

1369
00:54:41,042 --> 00:54:43,249
I'm on vacation!

1370
00:54:43,250 --> 00:54:44,741
(screaming)

1371
00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:47,948
(lively country music)

1372
00:54:50,875 --> 00:54:53,492
(cow mooing)

1373
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:55,116
Is that it?

1374
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:56,125
That's it.

1375
00:54:59,125 --> 00:55:00,536
[Mitch] What are we doing?

1376
00:55:00,542 --> 00:55:01,542
Making camp.

1377
00:55:02,708 --> 00:55:05,576
Too late to catch up to
the herd before dark.

1378
00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:07,415
We'll catch up tomorrow.

1379
00:55:07,417 --> 00:55:08,749
You mean we're gonna...

1380
00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:10,491
Sleep out here?

1381
00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,287
Just uh...

1382
00:55:12,292 --> 00:55:13,292
That's right.

1383
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,663
(chuckles)

1384
00:55:17,667 --> 00:55:19,704
Oh, God, it's deliverance.

1385
00:55:19,708 --> 00:55:22,416
(dramatic music)

1386
00:55:29,542 --> 00:55:30,623
Getting ready to shave?

1387
00:55:31,875 --> 00:55:32,911
You make a lot of...

1388
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:36,537
Smart remarks at my expense, don't you?

1389
00:55:38,167 --> 00:55:39,829
I'm joking.

1390
00:55:39,833 --> 00:55:40,914
I do it with everybody.

1391
00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:43,250
It's just my way.

1392
00:55:44,792 --> 00:55:46,374
I don't understand that way.

1393
00:55:51,208 --> 00:55:54,121
(harmonica music)

1394
00:55:54,125 --> 00:55:55,241
Put that away.

1395
00:55:59,583 --> 00:56:01,449
(harmonica music)

1396
00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:02,458
I said...

1397
00:56:04,208 --> 00:56:05,324
Put that away.

1398
00:56:07,333 --> 00:56:08,414
Hey, you know, the first time I tried

1399
00:56:08,417 --> 00:56:10,124
to talk to you, you embarrassed me.

1400
00:56:11,250 --> 00:56:12,491
So I teased you a little bit,

1401
00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:14,241
which maybe I shouldn't have done.

1402
00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:15,707
So I'm sorry.

1403
00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:16,824
And now you're sitting over there playing

1404
00:56:16,833 --> 00:56:18,916
with your knife, trying to frighten me,

1405
00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:20,453
which you're doing a good job.

1406
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,582
But if you're gonna
kill me, get on with it.

1407
00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:27,870
If not, shut the hell up!

1408
00:56:29,667 --> 00:56:31,408
I'm on vacation.

1409
00:56:31,417 --> 00:56:33,659
(clanging)

1410
00:56:33,667 --> 00:56:36,375
(fire crackling)

1411
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,788
(harmonica music)

1412
00:56:56,792 --> 00:56:58,283
(cow mooing)

1413
00:56:58,292 --> 00:57:02,616
♪ See them tumbling down ♪

1414
00:57:02,625 --> 00:57:06,164
♪ Pledging their love to the ground ♪

1415
00:57:06,167 --> 00:57:09,581
♪ Lonely, but free, I'll be found ♪

1416
00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:11,415
♪ Drifting along ♪

1417
00:57:11,417 --> 00:57:16,367
♪ With the tumbling tumbleweeds ♪

1418
00:57:16,375 --> 00:57:20,494
♪ Cares of the past are behind ♪

1419
00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:25,450
♪ Nowhere to go but I'll find ♪

1420
00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:30,703
♪ Just where the trail will wind ♪

1421
00:57:30,708 --> 00:57:35,658
♪ Drifting along with the
tumbling tumbleweeds ♪

1422
00:57:36,208 --> 00:57:38,325
(panting)

1423
00:57:42,750 --> 00:57:44,230
[Mitch] Do you know any show tunes?

1424
00:57:45,625 --> 00:57:47,412
And the second it's over,

1425
00:57:47,417 --> 00:57:49,158
she's gonna get back into her spaceship

1426
00:57:49,167 --> 00:57:51,249
and fly away for eternity.

1427
00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:52,250
Would you do it?

1428
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,116
[Curly] Is she a redhead?

1429
00:57:55,208 --> 00:57:56,208
[Mitch] Could be.

1430
00:57:57,792 --> 00:57:58,873
I like redheads.

1431
00:58:04,292 --> 00:58:06,204
You ever been married?

1432
00:58:06,208 --> 00:58:07,208
No.

1433
00:58:09,042 --> 00:58:10,158
You ever been in love?

1434
00:58:11,625 --> 00:58:13,036
(panting)

1435
00:58:13,042 --> 00:58:14,042
Once.

1436
00:58:15,542 --> 00:58:18,249
I was driving a herd across the Panhandle.

1437
00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:19,366
Texas.
- Mm-hm.

1438
00:58:20,458 --> 00:58:23,326
And passed near this little dirt farm

1439
00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:24,333
around about sundown.

1440
00:58:26,458 --> 00:58:29,781
Out in the field was this young woman,

1441
00:58:29,792 --> 00:58:31,249
working down in the dirt.

1442
00:58:32,583 --> 00:58:35,496
Just about then, she stood
up to stretch her back.

1443
00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:37,617
(panting)

1444
00:58:38,625 --> 00:58:40,582
She was wearing a little cotton dress,

1445
00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:43,655
and the setting sun was right behind her,

1446
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,957
showing the shape that God had give her.

1447
00:58:49,208 --> 00:58:51,165
What happened?
(horse neighing)

1448
00:58:51,167 --> 00:58:51,998
(chuckling)

1449
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,162
I just turned around and rode away.

1450
00:58:55,375 --> 00:58:56,375
Why?

1451
00:58:58,250 --> 00:59:00,583
I figured it wasn't gonna
get any better than that.

1452
00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:04,375
Yeah, but you could've
been, you know, with her.

1453
00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:07,409
I've been with lots of women.

1454
00:59:07,417 --> 00:59:09,329
Yeah, but, you know,
she could've been the love

1455
00:59:09,333 --> 00:59:10,333
of your life.

1456
00:59:11,208 --> 00:59:12,208
She is.

1457
00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:15,248
That's great.

1458
00:59:15,250 --> 00:59:16,250
That's...

1459
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:17,831
Not great.

1460
00:59:17,833 --> 00:59:19,074
No, that's wrong, Curly.

1461
00:59:19,083 --> 00:59:21,826
You passed up something that
might have been terrific.

1462
00:59:21,833 --> 00:59:23,199
My choice.

1463
00:59:23,208 --> 00:59:25,120
I never could have done that.

1464
00:59:25,125 --> 00:59:26,161
That's your choice.

1465
00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:31,163
A cowboy leads a different kind of life...

1466
00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:32,374
When there were cowboys.

1467
00:59:34,167 --> 00:59:35,167
We're a dying breed.

1468
00:59:38,708 --> 00:59:41,416
Still means something to me, though.

1469
00:59:41,417 --> 00:59:44,956
In a couple of days, we'll move
this herd across the river,

1470
00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:48,207
drive them through the valley.

1471
00:59:49,208 --> 00:59:50,369
Oh!

1472
00:59:50,375 --> 00:59:51,741
(chuckles)

1473
00:59:51,750 --> 00:59:54,493
There's nothing like bringing in a herd.

1474
00:59:54,500 --> 00:59:56,036
See, now that's great.

1475
00:59:56,042 --> 00:59:57,658
Your life makes sense to you.

1476
00:59:57,667 --> 00:59:59,158
(laughing)

1477
00:59:59,167 --> 01:00:00,032
What?

1478
01:00:00,042 --> 01:00:00,998
What's so funny?

1479
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:04,414
You city folk, you worry
about a lot of shit, don't you?

1480
01:00:04,417 --> 01:00:05,328
- Shit?
- Yeah.

1481
01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:08,576
My wife basically told me
she doesn't want me around.

1482
01:00:08,583 --> 01:00:10,040
Is she a redhead?

1483
01:00:10,042 --> 01:00:10,873
(laughing)

1484
01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:13,457
- I'm just saying...
- How old are you?

1485
01:00:13,458 --> 01:00:14,448
38?

1486
01:00:14,458 --> 01:00:15,289
39.

1487
01:00:15,292 --> 01:00:16,123
Yeah.

1488
01:00:16,125 --> 01:00:17,616
You all come up here about the same age.

1489
01:00:17,625 --> 01:00:19,161
Same problems.

1490
01:00:19,167 --> 01:00:21,079
Spend about 50 weeks a year getting knots

1491
01:00:21,083 --> 01:00:22,745
in your rope and then...

1492
01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:26,744
Then you think two weeks up
here'll untie them for you.

1493
01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:28,286
None of you get it.

1494
01:00:31,375 --> 01:00:33,492
Do you know what the secret of life is?

1495
01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:34,331
No.

1496
01:00:34,333 --> 01:00:35,333
What?

1497
01:00:36,042 --> 01:00:37,249
This.

1498
01:00:37,250 --> 01:00:38,616
Your finger?

1499
01:00:38,625 --> 01:00:39,911
One thing.

1500
01:00:39,917 --> 01:00:41,124
Just one thing.

1501
01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:46,789
You stick to that and
everything else don't mean shit.

1502
01:00:46,792 --> 01:00:48,624
That's great, but...

1503
01:00:48,625 --> 01:00:49,661
What's the one thing?

1504
01:00:51,083 --> 01:00:52,870
That's what you gotta figure out.

1505
01:00:52,875 --> 01:00:55,583
(dramatic music)

1506
01:00:58,208 --> 01:01:00,575
(cow mooing)

1507
01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:03,199
Oh, damn it, come on!

1508
01:01:06,250 --> 01:01:08,617
(cow mooing)

1509
01:01:11,208 --> 01:01:12,039
[Mitch] What's the matter?

1510
01:01:12,042 --> 01:01:13,283
What's going on?

1511
01:01:13,292 --> 01:01:15,329
This cow's having a baby, yeah.

1512
01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:18,412
(cow mooing)

1513
01:01:18,417 --> 01:01:20,249
I noticed it when we found her.

1514
01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:21,786
I was hoping she'd make
it through the drive,

1515
01:01:21,792 --> 01:01:24,124
but she's ready.

1516
01:01:24,125 --> 01:01:26,663
Does she do it herself
or do you have to help her?

1517
01:01:26,667 --> 01:01:27,498
I'll hold her down.

1518
01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:29,537
You deliver the calf.

1519
01:01:29,542 --> 01:01:30,874
Excuse me?

1520
01:01:30,875 --> 01:01:31,706
Hello!

1521
01:01:31,708 --> 01:01:32,664
Why don't I hold her down?

1522
01:01:32,667 --> 01:01:34,533
Because you don't know how.

1523
01:01:34,542 --> 01:01:37,124
She'll kick you and kill
you, and her and the calf.

1524
01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:39,412
And that's too much for me to carry back.

1525
01:01:39,417 --> 01:01:40,828
I see your point.

1526
01:01:40,833 --> 01:01:41,949
Come on, she's ready.

1527
01:01:44,667 --> 01:01:45,498
I...

1528
01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:46,707
She's bursting!

1529
01:01:46,708 --> 01:01:48,495
Oh, God, there's gonna be bursting?

1530
01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:52,413
Just reach in and pull out the calf.

1531
01:01:59,208 --> 01:02:01,575
(cow mooing)

1532
01:02:06,833 --> 01:02:07,833
Ooh.

1533
01:02:11,583 --> 01:02:13,996
(groaning)

1534
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,286
You know, this was not in the brochure.

1535
01:02:15,292 --> 01:02:17,124
She needs help, goddamn it!

1536
01:02:21,167 --> 01:02:22,908
(groaning)

1537
01:02:22,917 --> 01:02:23,748
Now what's taking so long?

1538
01:02:23,750 --> 01:02:24,750
Do you see the head?

1539
01:02:29,208 --> 01:02:31,416
(coughing)

1540
01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:34,908
I only see a tail.

1541
01:02:34,917 --> 01:02:36,078
Oh, shit!

1542
01:02:36,083 --> 01:02:37,949
It's turned the wrong way.

1543
01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:38,958
Get it out.

1544
01:02:40,625 --> 01:02:41,957
Uh-oh.

1545
01:02:41,958 --> 01:02:42,823
My watch came off.

1546
01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:44,165
Now!

1547
01:02:44,167 --> 01:02:45,499
It was a gift!

1548
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:46,707
Do it!

1549
01:02:46,708 --> 01:02:47,744
(cow mooing)

1550
01:02:47,750 --> 01:02:48,911
(groaning)

1551
01:02:48,917 --> 01:02:49,828
Come on.

1552
01:02:49,833 --> 01:02:52,325
(groaning)

1553
01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:53,333
Come on.

1554
01:02:54,167 --> 01:02:56,375
(groaning)

1555
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,286
(chuckling)

1556
01:03:09,292 --> 01:03:10,499
Oh, Jesus.

1557
01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:12,082
Look what I did!

1558
01:03:12,083 --> 01:03:13,164
I made a cow.

1559
01:03:16,833 --> 01:03:17,833
This is unbelievable.

1560
01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:21,290
This is amazing.

1561
01:03:21,292 --> 01:03:22,703
He looks like you.

1562
01:03:22,708 --> 01:03:23,539
(laughs)

1563
01:03:23,542 --> 01:03:25,124
Look at him.

1564
01:03:25,125 --> 01:03:26,411
Yeah.

1565
01:03:26,417 --> 01:03:27,282
Get up.

1566
01:03:27,292 --> 01:03:28,874
(cow mooing)

1567
01:03:28,875 --> 01:03:29,875
Oh, shit.

1568
01:03:31,167 --> 01:03:32,499
Look, look at this.

1569
01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:34,036
He's walking already.

1570
01:03:34,042 --> 01:03:35,042
He's a genius.

1571
01:03:36,042 --> 01:03:37,829
He gets that from my side of the family.

1572
01:03:37,833 --> 01:03:39,165
We all walked very early.

1573
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,082
I'm gonna name him Norman.

1574
01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:45,574
You know, because years ago...

1575
01:03:45,583 --> 01:03:46,790
(gun firing)

1576
01:03:46,792 --> 01:03:48,909
(horse neighing)

1577
01:03:48,917 --> 01:03:50,328
(dramatic music)

1578
01:03:50,333 --> 01:03:51,699
Why did you do that?

1579
01:03:51,708 --> 01:03:52,708
She was dying.

1580
01:03:55,708 --> 01:03:56,789
And she was suffering.

1581
01:03:58,750 --> 01:04:00,161
You saved the calf.

1582
01:04:05,917 --> 01:04:07,283
Good job, cowboy.

1583
01:04:07,292 --> 01:04:10,000
(dramatic music)

1584
01:04:21,875 --> 01:04:22,911
[Mitch] There you
go, Norman, that is it.

1585
01:04:22,917 --> 01:04:24,453
You are only down a quart.

1586
01:04:24,458 --> 01:04:25,539
That's really wonderful.

1587
01:04:25,542 --> 01:04:27,374
You got him to drink from the bottle.

1588
01:04:29,208 --> 01:04:32,076
Yeah, thank God, because
my nipples were killing me.

1589
01:04:32,083 --> 01:04:34,370
(laughing)

1590
01:04:34,375 --> 01:04:35,286
What do you think?

1591
01:04:35,292 --> 01:04:38,249
What would be the perfect
flavor with this meal?

1592
01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:39,707
Cherry vanilla?

1593
01:04:39,708 --> 01:04:40,539
No.

1594
01:04:40,542 --> 01:04:42,329
If it was Chinese food,
right on the money.

1595
01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:43,164
But this?

1596
01:04:43,167 --> 01:04:44,167
Toasted almond.

1597
01:04:45,958 --> 01:04:47,950
(cow mooing)

1598
01:04:47,958 --> 01:04:49,074
What's going on?

1599
01:04:49,083 --> 01:04:51,040
Barry can pick out
the exact right flavor

1600
01:04:51,042 --> 01:04:53,409
of ice cream to follow any meal.

1601
01:04:53,417 --> 01:04:54,953
(laughing)

1602
01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:56,244
Go ahead.

1603
01:04:56,250 --> 01:04:57,250
Challenge him.

1604
01:04:58,542 --> 01:04:59,373
Challenge him?

1605
01:04:59,375 --> 01:05:00,375
[Ira] Come on.

1606
01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:04,366
Franks and beans.

1607
01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:06,412
Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla.

1608
01:05:06,417 --> 01:05:07,908
Don't waste my time.

1609
01:05:09,292 --> 01:05:12,000
(dramatic music)

1610
01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:17,750
Come on.

1611
01:05:18,833 --> 01:05:19,833
Push me.

1612
01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:25,790
Sea bass.

1613
01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:26,792
Grilled?

1614
01:05:27,750 --> 01:05:28,866
Sautéed.

1615
01:05:28,875 --> 01:05:29,875
I'm with you.

1616
01:05:30,667 --> 01:05:31,783
Potatoes au gratin.

1617
01:05:33,208 --> 01:05:36,326
(dramatic music)

1618
01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:37,540
Asparagus.

1619
01:05:37,542 --> 01:05:40,250
(dramatic music)

1620
01:05:45,167 --> 01:05:46,167
Rum raisin.

1621
01:05:49,917 --> 01:05:50,907
[Both] Woof!

1622
01:05:50,917 --> 01:05:52,499
Woof, what?

1623
01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:53,957
How do you know he's right?

1624
01:05:53,958 --> 01:05:55,574
How do we know?

1625
01:05:55,583 --> 01:05:57,950
1,400 retail outlets across the country.

1626
01:05:57,958 --> 01:05:59,074
That's how we know.

1627
01:06:01,167 --> 01:06:02,078
[Both] Woof!

1628
01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:04,496
Will you stop with Roberto Clemente?

1629
01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:06,617
Henry Aaron was the greatest right fielder

1630
01:06:06,625 --> 01:06:07,741
of our generation.

1631
01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:08,831
Could he run like Clemente?

1632
01:06:08,833 --> 01:06:09,664
Could he throw like Clemente?

1633
01:06:09,667 --> 01:06:13,741
Look, I'm gonna say one thing
to you, okay? 755 home runs.

1634
01:06:13,750 --> 01:06:14,615
Goodbye.

1635
01:06:14,625 --> 01:06:16,617
Hey, Clemente was
killed in a plane crash.

1636
01:06:16,625 --> 01:06:18,241
What, you're gonna blame that on Aaron?

1637
01:06:18,250 --> 01:06:19,741
No, I'm not blaming, I'm just saying.

1638
01:06:19,750 --> 01:06:21,832
Ugh, baseball.

1639
01:06:21,833 --> 01:06:22,664
(cow mooing)

1640
01:06:22,667 --> 01:06:23,999
You've got something against baseball?

1641
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:24,831
It's just I used to live with a guy

1642
01:06:24,833 --> 01:06:28,747
who was like a baseball
encyclopedia and I just got flashes.

1643
01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:30,491
You broke up with him
because of baseball?

1644
01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:31,661
Uh, no.

1645
01:06:31,667 --> 01:06:33,203
We had different needs.

1646
01:06:33,208 --> 01:06:35,245
I needed him to treat me
decently and get a job

1647
01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:38,288
and he needed to empty my
bank account and leave.

1648
01:06:38,292 --> 01:06:39,292
Ouch!

1649
01:06:40,625 --> 01:06:42,412
So, do you hate baseball?

1650
01:06:42,417 --> 01:06:44,249
No, I like baseball.

1651
01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:45,741
I just never understood how you guys

1652
01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:48,242
can spend so much time discussing it.

1653
01:06:48,250 --> 01:06:50,492
I mean, I've been to
games, but I don't memorize

1654
01:06:50,500 --> 01:06:54,449
who played third base
for Pittsburgh in 1960.

1655
01:06:54,458 --> 01:06:55,744
[All] Don Hoak.

1656
01:06:55,750 --> 01:06:56,991
Beat you.

1657
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,332
See, that's exactly what I mean.

1658
01:06:59,333 --> 01:07:03,748
So, what do you and your
friends talk about out there?

1659
01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:07,073
Well, real life.

1660
01:07:07,083 --> 01:07:08,415
Relationships.

1661
01:07:08,417 --> 01:07:09,248
Are they working?

1662
01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:10,582
Are they not?

1663
01:07:10,583 --> 01:07:11,414
Who's she seeing?

1664
01:07:11,417 --> 01:07:13,033
Is that working?

1665
01:07:13,042 --> 01:07:14,078
No contest, we win.

1666
01:07:15,125 --> 01:07:16,411
[Bonnie] Why?

1667
01:07:16,417 --> 01:07:20,741
Honey, if that were as
interesting as baseball,

1668
01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:23,457
they'd have cards for
it and sell it with gum.

1669
01:07:23,458 --> 01:07:25,666
(cow mooing)

1670
01:07:25,667 --> 01:07:28,626
Ed, I see by the sun it's
time for you to hibernate again.

1671
01:07:29,875 --> 01:07:31,036
You're right, I suppose.

1672
01:07:31,042 --> 01:07:33,625
I mean, I guess it is childish, but uh...

1673
01:07:34,958 --> 01:07:37,746
When I was about 18 and my
dad and I couldn't communicate

1674
01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:42,495
about anything at all, we could
still talk about baseball.

1675
01:07:44,292 --> 01:07:45,408
You know, that was real.

1676
01:07:47,417 --> 01:07:49,784
(cow mooing)

1677
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,867
You know what the secret of life is?

1678
01:07:53,875 --> 01:07:55,241
It's this.

1679
01:07:55,250 --> 01:07:57,242
(cow mooing)

1680
01:07:57,250 --> 01:07:58,582
One thing.

1681
01:07:58,583 --> 01:07:59,583
Just one thing.

1682
01:08:00,750 --> 01:08:01,786
And what's that?

1683
01:08:01,792 --> 01:08:03,033
I have no idea.

1684
01:08:03,042 --> 01:08:04,249
(chuckling)

1685
01:08:04,250 --> 01:08:06,913
But ask Curly because he seems to know.

1686
01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:08,783
Curly knows the secret of life?

1687
01:08:08,792 --> 01:08:10,078
Yeah.

1688
01:08:10,083 --> 01:08:11,449
I'm gonna invite him over.

1689
01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:12,915
I mean, he's a very
interesting guy, you'll see.

1690
01:08:12,917 --> 01:08:13,917
I'm sure he is.

1691
01:08:21,333 --> 01:08:23,996
Hey, Curly.

1692
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,457
Curly?

1693
01:08:25,458 --> 01:08:26,289
Curl?

1694
01:08:26,292 --> 01:08:27,292
You got a minute?

1695
01:08:28,917 --> 01:08:30,499
He is a real cowboy.

1696
01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:33,868
He sleeps with his eyes open
so he can still watch the herd.

1697
01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:39,116
Curl.

1698
01:08:39,125 --> 01:08:40,366
(soft piano music)
Curly?

1699
01:08:55,083 --> 01:08:56,415
Is this all right?

1700
01:08:56,417 --> 01:08:59,865
Do you need, like, a license
or something to bury somebody?

1701
01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:00,706
No.

1702
01:09:00,708 --> 01:09:02,324
This is where Curly would wanna be buried.

1703
01:09:02,333 --> 01:09:04,245
I mean, he said he was a dying breed.

1704
01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:06,287
I didn't know he meant on this trip.

1705
01:09:06,292 --> 01:09:08,499
The man ate bacon at every meal.

1706
01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:10,582
I mean, you can't do that.

1707
01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:12,996
[Steve] Well, I guess that's it.

1708
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,992
[Ira] Wait a minute, shouldn't
somebody say something?

1709
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,241
I mean, you know, like a eulogy.

1710
01:09:16,250 --> 01:09:17,536
[All] Yeah.

1711
01:09:17,542 --> 01:09:19,659
[Mitch] Cookie, you knew him best.

1712
01:09:25,083 --> 01:09:27,416
Lord, we give you Curly.

1713
01:09:27,417 --> 01:09:28,749
Try not to piss him off.

1714
01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:31,866
That's it?

1715
01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:32,706
What else is there?

1716
01:09:32,708 --> 01:09:34,449
I got chicken burning.

1717
01:09:34,458 --> 01:09:36,415
You're a warm man, Cookie.

1718
01:09:36,417 --> 01:09:37,453
Wait a second, I'll...

1719
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:41,991
(sighs)

1720
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,286
What can I say about Curly?

1721
01:09:44,375 --> 01:09:46,833
I didn't know you well,
but I'll never forget you.

1722
01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:51,869
You lived life on your terms:
simple, honest and brave.

1723
01:09:53,042 --> 01:09:56,206
I'm glad for this short
time that we spent together.

1724
01:09:56,208 --> 01:09:57,039
Amen.

1725
01:09:57,042 --> 01:09:59,284
- Amen.
- Amen.

1726
01:09:59,292 --> 01:10:02,000
(dramatic music)

1727
01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:08,449
Do you think this is all right?

1728
01:10:08,458 --> 01:10:09,539
I mean, with them.

1729
01:10:09,542 --> 01:10:11,454
All right, listen up.

1730
01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:14,246
Ben, I want you to take the
left flank with T.R. and Bonnie.

1731
01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:16,617
I want you three boys,
you're gonna ride point.

1732
01:10:16,625 --> 01:10:19,288
I'm gonna push with Steve, Barry and Ira.

1733
01:10:19,292 --> 01:10:21,204
Yeah, they're pros.

1734
01:10:21,208 --> 01:10:22,744
It'll be okay.

1735
01:10:22,750 --> 01:10:24,957
(dramatic music)

1736
01:10:24,958 --> 01:10:29,908
Hyah!
(horse neighing)

1737
01:10:32,750 --> 01:10:35,458
(dramatic music)

1738
01:10:46,667 --> 01:10:47,667
So long, cowboy.

1739
01:10:49,167 --> 01:10:51,875
(dramatic music)

1740
01:10:55,917 --> 01:10:58,375
(bird cawing)

1741
01:11:04,208 --> 01:11:06,416
(cows mooing)

1742
01:11:06,417 --> 01:11:08,249
You know, it makes you stop and think.

1743
01:11:08,250 --> 01:11:09,912
Stop the clock.

1744
01:11:09,917 --> 01:11:12,159
- That's 25 minutes, I win.
- Yup.

1745
01:11:12,167 --> 01:11:13,408
Win what?

1746
01:11:13,417 --> 01:11:15,784
I had under a half an
hour before you started

1747
01:11:15,792 --> 01:11:17,533
to talk about death.

1748
01:11:17,542 --> 01:11:19,829
Why would you think I
would talk about death?

1749
01:11:19,833 --> 01:11:20,664
What, are you kidding?

1750
01:11:20,667 --> 01:11:22,033
We just came from a funeral.

1751
01:11:22,042 --> 01:11:23,578
And it's your favorite subject.

1752
01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:24,414
It is not.

1753
01:11:24,417 --> 01:11:25,999
I just think that when you see a life end,

1754
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,913
it's a natural time to think
about your own mortality.

1755
01:11:28,917 --> 01:11:30,374
No, it isn't.

1756
01:11:30,375 --> 01:11:32,116
Why do that to yourself?

1757
01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:34,663
When somebody dies, I don't
change places with him.

1758
01:11:34,667 --> 01:11:37,205
I appreciate the fact that I'm not dead.

1759
01:11:37,208 --> 01:11:39,325
Look at this: it's a beautiful day,

1760
01:11:39,333 --> 01:11:40,869
I'm here with my two best friends

1761
01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:43,538
and we're driving a herd of
cattle across the plains.

1762
01:11:43,542 --> 01:11:44,749
Pretty goddamn great.

1763
01:11:44,750 --> 01:11:47,117
It's one of the best days of my life.

1764
01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:50,243
All right, what is the
best day of your life?

1765
01:11:50,250 --> 01:11:51,240
You mean ever?

1766
01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:53,867
Yeah, best day ever in your whole life.

1767
01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:56,195
And you can't do when your kids
were born. That's too easy.

1768
01:11:57,875 --> 01:11:58,875
I got one.

1769
01:12:00,125 --> 01:12:03,289
I'm seven years old and my dad
takes me to Yankee Stadium.

1770
01:12:03,292 --> 01:12:04,292
My first game.

1771
01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:08,664
We're going in this long, dark
tunnel underneath the stands

1772
01:12:08,667 --> 01:12:10,624
and I'm holding his
hand and we come up out

1773
01:12:10,625 --> 01:12:12,537
of the tunnel into the light.

1774
01:12:14,167 --> 01:12:15,078
It was huge.

1775
01:12:15,083 --> 01:12:17,700
How green the grass was.

1776
01:12:17,708 --> 01:12:18,708
Brown dirt.

1777
01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:21,583
And that great green
copper roof, remember?

1778
01:12:22,542 --> 01:12:23,703
We had a black-and-white TV,

1779
01:12:23,708 --> 01:12:25,995
so this was the first
game I ever saw in color.

1780
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:29,832
I sat there the whole game next to my dad.

1781
01:12:29,833 --> 01:12:31,324
He taught me how to keep score.

1782
01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:33,500
Mickey hit one out.

1783
01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:36,374
Good day.

1784
01:12:36,375 --> 01:12:37,866
And I still have the program.

1785
01:12:39,750 --> 01:12:42,117
All right, what was the
worst day you ever had?

1786
01:12:44,708 --> 01:12:46,290
Worst day?

1787
01:12:46,292 --> 01:12:48,499
A couple of years ago,
Barbara finds a lump.

1788
01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:49,331
[Phil] What?

1789
01:12:49,333 --> 01:12:50,369
Jesus.

1790
01:12:50,375 --> 01:12:51,911
Yeah, it scared the shit out of me.

1791
01:12:51,917 --> 01:12:53,533
You never said anything.

1792
01:12:53,542 --> 01:12:55,158
Yeah, well, you know, it
turned out to be nothing.

1793
01:12:55,167 --> 01:12:57,079
But that whole day was...

1794
01:12:59,542 --> 01:13:00,749
Yeah, but that was a good day.

1795
01:13:00,750 --> 01:13:01,740
How?

1796
01:13:01,750 --> 01:13:03,457
Because it turned out to be nothing.

1797
01:13:03,458 --> 01:13:06,747
Yeah, but the whole day
until then was horrible.

1798
01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:08,992
Yeah, but it came out good.

1799
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,788
You're a real the-glass-is-half-empty
kind of a guy,

1800
01:13:11,792 --> 01:13:13,124
you know that?

1801
01:13:13,125 --> 01:13:15,287
I don't know how Barbara can stand it.

1802
01:13:15,292 --> 01:13:16,703
Yeah.

1803
01:13:16,708 --> 01:13:17,994
All right, I got one.

1804
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:19,116
My best day.

1805
01:13:19,125 --> 01:13:20,366
This isn't the one about Arlene

1806
01:13:20,375 --> 01:13:21,365
and that loose step, is it?

1807
01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:22,286
No.

1808
01:13:22,292 --> 01:13:23,292
No, my wedding day.

1809
01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:25,206
What?

1810
01:13:25,208 --> 01:13:26,039
Yeah.

1811
01:13:26,042 --> 01:13:27,078
Remember that day?

1812
01:13:27,083 --> 01:13:28,665
Outdoor wedding.

1813
01:13:28,667 --> 01:13:29,748
Arlene looked great.

1814
01:13:31,292 --> 01:13:33,033
Those water pills really worked.

1815
01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:34,829
You guys were all smiling at me.

1816
01:13:34,833 --> 01:13:39,783
And my dad, in the front, gives
me a little wink, you know?

1817
01:13:42,083 --> 01:13:46,657
I mean, he's not the warmest
of men, but he winked.

1818
01:13:46,667 --> 01:13:47,532
You know, I was the first one of us

1819
01:13:47,542 --> 01:13:48,908
to get married and have a real job

1820
01:13:48,917 --> 01:13:52,786
and I remember thinking, "I'm grown-up."

1821
01:13:52,792 --> 01:13:53,657
You know?

1822
01:13:53,667 --> 01:13:55,659
"I'm not a goofball anymore, I made it."

1823
01:13:57,583 --> 01:13:58,583
I felt like a man.

1824
01:14:00,667 --> 01:14:02,158
It was the best day of my life.

1825
01:14:03,792 --> 01:14:05,249
What was your worst day?

1826
01:14:05,250 --> 01:14:07,537
Every day since is a tie.

1827
01:14:07,542 --> 01:14:09,750
(laughing)

1828
01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:12,365
All right, Ed, your best day.

1829
01:14:12,375 --> 01:14:13,866
What is it, twins and a trapeze?

1830
01:14:13,875 --> 01:14:15,537
What?
- No, I don't wanna play.

1831
01:14:15,542 --> 01:14:16,498
Come on, we did it.

1832
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:17,616
I don't feel like it.

1833
01:14:19,417 --> 01:14:20,417
Okay.

1834
01:14:26,125 --> 01:14:29,323
I'm 14 and my mother and
father are fighting again.

1835
01:14:29,333 --> 01:14:31,541
You know, because she caught him again.

1836
01:14:31,542 --> 01:14:32,783
Caught him.

1837
01:14:32,792 --> 01:14:35,455
This time, the girl drove
by the house to pick him up.

1838
01:14:37,667 --> 01:14:41,331
And I finally realized he wasn't
just cheating on my mother,

1839
01:14:41,333 --> 01:14:43,040
he was cheating on us.

1840
01:14:43,042 --> 01:14:44,042
So I told him.

1841
01:14:44,792 --> 01:14:47,624
I said, "You're bad to us.

1842
01:14:47,625 --> 01:14:49,332
"We don't love you.

1843
01:14:49,333 --> 01:14:50,995
"I'll take care of my
mother and my sister.

1844
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,117
"We don't need you anymore."

1845
01:14:53,125 --> 01:14:55,959
And he made like he was gonna
hit me, but I didn't budge.

1846
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,287
Then he turned around and he left.

1847
01:14:59,292 --> 01:15:00,533
Never bothered us again.

1848
01:15:01,792 --> 01:15:05,456
But I took care of my mother
and my sister from that day on.

1849
01:15:05,458 --> 01:15:06,494
That's my best day.

1850
01:15:08,250 --> 01:15:09,491
What was your worst day?

1851
01:15:11,042 --> 01:15:12,042
Same day.

1852
01:15:13,792 --> 01:15:16,500
(dramatic music)

1853
01:15:18,250 --> 01:15:19,081
(mumbling)

1854
01:15:19,083 --> 01:15:20,449
He gets the sign from Berra.

1855
01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:22,620
He gets the sign from Berra, the pitch.

1856
01:15:22,625 --> 01:15:25,163
(all whooping)

1857
01:15:37,167 --> 01:15:39,284
♪ Rolling, rolling, rolling ♪

1858
01:15:39,292 --> 01:15:41,374
♪ Keep them doggies rolling ♪

1859
01:15:41,375 --> 01:15:43,162
♪ Man, my ass is swollen ♪

1860
01:15:43,167 --> 01:15:46,365
♪ Rawhide ♪ ♪ Get them up, move them out ♪

1861
01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:47,331
♪ Wake them up, get them dressed ♪

1862
01:15:47,333 --> 01:15:49,450
♪ Get them shaved, comb
their hair, rawhide ♪

1863
01:15:49,458 --> 01:15:50,494
♪ Tie me down, tell me lies ♪

1864
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:52,116
♪ Pull my hair, smack my thighs ♪

1865
01:15:52,125 --> 01:15:56,244
♪ With a big wet strap of rawhide ♪

1866
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:01,788
(harmonica music)

1867
01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:05,500
Hyah.

1868
01:16:07,583 --> 01:16:08,583
Hyah!

1869
01:16:09,750 --> 01:16:11,412
What is he doing?

1870
01:16:11,417 --> 01:16:12,533
[Cookie] Hyah, hyah!

1871
01:16:12,542 --> 01:16:14,408
(laughing)

1872
01:16:14,417 --> 01:16:16,033
Oh, I'm walking alone.

1873
01:16:16,042 --> 01:16:17,624
He's drunk, the old shithead.

1874
01:16:17,625 --> 01:16:20,368
- Where'd he get the liquor?
- How do I know that?

1875
01:16:20,375 --> 01:16:22,832
God dammit, we better
get him out of there.

1876
01:16:22,833 --> 01:16:25,450
(country music)

1877
01:16:26,458 --> 01:16:28,324
Is that a happy face?

1878
01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:29,164
[Cookie] Hyah!

1879
01:16:29,167 --> 01:16:30,453
(laughing)

1880
01:16:30,458 --> 01:16:31,790
He's nuts.

1881
01:16:31,792 --> 01:16:33,874
(screaming)

1882
01:16:33,875 --> 01:16:34,706
[T.R.] Stop!

1883
01:16:34,708 --> 01:16:36,199
Jeff, get him!

1884
01:16:36,208 --> 01:16:37,415
[Jeff] Cookie!

1885
01:16:37,417 --> 01:16:39,124
He's throwing our food.

1886
01:16:39,125 --> 01:16:40,787
- Well, we'll...
- We'll what?

1887
01:16:40,792 --> 01:16:41,792
We'll order out?

1888
01:16:43,125 --> 01:16:44,616
(horses neighing)

1889
01:16:44,625 --> 01:16:47,333
(Cookie screams)

1890
01:16:51,250 --> 01:16:52,366
He's headed for the ravine.

1891
01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:53,832
I'm sure he sees it.

1892
01:16:53,833 --> 01:16:57,326
(country music)

1893
01:16:57,333 --> 01:16:58,164
(screaming)

1894
01:16:58,167 --> 01:16:59,248
[Both] Jump!

1895
01:16:59,250 --> 01:17:01,537
(screaming)

1896
01:17:05,125 --> 01:17:07,412
(thudding)

1897
01:17:12,708 --> 01:17:15,121
[Mitch] What can you say
about Skyrocket and Buttercup?

1898
01:17:15,125 --> 01:17:16,787
Don't say anything.
Let's just get out of here.

1899
01:17:16,792 --> 01:17:18,624
Wait, let's just recap
what we've buried so far

1900
01:17:18,625 --> 01:17:19,581
on this trip.

1901
01:17:19,583 --> 01:17:21,449
Trail boss, two horses...

1902
01:17:21,458 --> 01:17:23,199
I can't believe we buried horses.

1903
01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:25,245
Well, the impact really
drove them into the ground.

1904
01:17:25,250 --> 01:17:27,162
We just covered them up with some dirt.

1905
01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:30,370
How we gonna move
the food and the tents?

1906
01:17:30,375 --> 01:17:31,866
The tents roll up.

1907
01:17:31,875 --> 01:17:35,744
We can pack enough food in our
saddlebags to get us there.

1908
01:17:35,750 --> 01:17:36,740
Okay.

1909
01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:38,036
Let's do it.

1910
01:17:38,042 --> 01:17:39,749
The problem is Cookie.

1911
01:17:39,750 --> 01:17:41,582
Let's not forget his legs are broken.

1912
01:17:41,583 --> 01:17:42,699
Oh, God, they're gonna shoot him.

1913
01:17:42,708 --> 01:17:43,744
I know it, they're gonna shoot him.

1914
01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:45,207
Now, we put Cookie on this litter

1915
01:17:45,208 --> 01:17:47,450
so we could get him out of here.

1916
01:17:47,458 --> 01:17:51,031
Both me and T.R. are gonna
stay with you all and the herd.

1917
01:17:51,042 --> 01:17:54,240
We're gonna be hitting some
pretty rough mountain country.

1918
01:17:54,250 --> 01:17:57,243
There's a town, it's about
half a day's ride out of here.

1919
01:17:57,250 --> 01:17:59,082
I can draw a map.

1920
01:17:59,083 --> 01:18:01,325
Somebody's gotta take Cookie.

1921
01:18:01,333 --> 01:18:02,333
Volunteers?

1922
01:18:04,750 --> 01:18:07,117
(cow mooing)

1923
01:18:08,792 --> 01:18:10,328
I guess Steve and I should go.

1924
01:18:11,375 --> 01:18:12,365
Why?

1925
01:18:12,375 --> 01:18:15,038
Because he's injured and
we have medical training.

1926
01:18:15,042 --> 01:18:15,873
Dad, but we're dentists!

1927
01:18:15,875 --> 01:18:17,491
I mean, what are we gonna
do, give him a cleaning?

1928
01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:20,743
We have a better chance of
helping him than anyone, son.

1929
01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:22,491
But you're having fun.

1930
01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:24,162
Ride with me.

1931
01:18:24,167 --> 01:18:26,580
It will still be fun, huh?

1932
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,787
That's really great of you, Ben, Steve.

1933
01:18:30,792 --> 01:18:31,828
[Bonnie] Yeah, thanks a lot,

1934
01:18:31,833 --> 01:18:32,869
that's great.
- Thank you.

1935
01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:33,706
Thanks, Ben.

1936
01:18:33,708 --> 01:18:34,539
Good luck.

1937
01:18:34,542 --> 01:18:35,658
[Ira] Thank you, Dr. Jessup, that's...

1938
01:18:35,667 --> 01:18:37,499
We would have gone, but...

1939
01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:38,707
Good.

1940
01:18:38,708 --> 01:18:41,200
I'll make up that map.

1941
01:18:41,208 --> 01:18:42,289
Hey, look!

1942
01:18:42,292 --> 01:18:44,374
I found where Cookie
was hiding his whiskey.

1943
01:18:44,375 --> 01:18:45,456
[Jeff] You old coot.

1944
01:18:45,458 --> 01:18:46,458
Hey, Jeff!

1945
01:18:47,750 --> 01:18:48,581
(gun firing)

1946
01:18:48,583 --> 01:18:49,824
(glass crashing)
(whooping)

1947
01:18:49,833 --> 01:18:50,994
Shouldn't we do something?

1948
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:52,491
Let them have their fun,

1949
01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:53,536
then they'll sleep it off.

1950
01:18:53,542 --> 01:18:54,532
[Jeff] Swig.

1951
01:18:54,542 --> 01:18:55,373
(gun firing)
(whooping)

1952
01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:56,331
(glass crashing)

1953
01:18:56,333 --> 01:18:58,700
I knew it, I knew we
couldn't trust these guys.

1954
01:18:58,708 --> 01:18:59,949
I said, "Tennis camp."

1955
01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:02,120
You said, "Let's drive cattle."

1956
01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:03,661
Wait a minute, I got an idea.

1957
01:19:06,875 --> 01:19:08,161
(gun firing)
(glass crashing)

1958
01:19:08,167 --> 01:19:09,248
Look at this.

1959
01:19:09,250 --> 01:19:10,250
[T.R.] Norman.

1960
01:19:11,667 --> 01:19:12,667
Norman.

1961
01:19:13,708 --> 01:19:15,415
What are they doing with Norman?

1962
01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:17,204
[Jeff] Mitchy!

1963
01:19:17,208 --> 01:19:19,495
Mitchy, come on out and play.

1964
01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:20,581
Don't go out there.

1965
01:19:20,583 --> 01:19:21,790
What do you think, I'm nuts?

1966
01:19:21,792 --> 01:19:24,956
(dramatic music)

1967
01:19:24,958 --> 01:19:27,871
[Jeff] Mitch, do you like calf brains?

1968
01:19:30,083 --> 01:19:32,040
[Ed] This is over a cow.

1969
01:19:32,042 --> 01:19:34,124
[Jeff] Here's your last chance.

1970
01:19:34,125 --> 01:19:35,912
They're not gonna hurt me.
There's too many witnesses.

1971
01:19:35,917 --> 01:19:37,453
Please be careful.

1972
01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:39,120
They're just gonna embarrass me.

1973
01:19:40,125 --> 01:19:41,125
So I'll let them.

1974
01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:48,368
Norman, have you been
bothering the cowboys again?

1975
01:19:49,417 --> 01:19:51,033
You know, you raise them, you try

1976
01:19:51,042 --> 01:19:52,283
to teach them right from wrong,

1977
01:19:52,292 --> 01:19:53,999
but they learn these
things from their friends.

1978
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:55,582
I mean, it's the school systems.

1979
01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:02,661
You're grounded, mister.

1980
01:20:05,167 --> 01:20:06,578
These cows today, huh?

1981
01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:13,496
You pansy-assed bastard.

1982
01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:15,162
Are you talking to me or Norman?

1983
01:20:15,167 --> 01:20:18,581
You shit-nosed little faggot.

1984
01:20:18,583 --> 01:20:19,699
- Oh, me?
- Mm-hm.

1985
01:20:21,708 --> 01:20:23,825
Listen, guys, we have
a group of people here

1986
01:20:23,833 --> 01:20:25,870
who came out for a good time,

1987
01:20:25,875 --> 01:20:28,458
and to say the least, it's
been a little bit strange.

1988
01:20:31,167 --> 01:20:33,749
But we're counting on you
to get us through this.

1989
01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:35,957
So I'm asking you, please,

1990
01:20:35,958 --> 01:20:38,621
why don't you just go
and sleep it off, huh?

1991
01:20:39,708 --> 01:20:40,789
Sleep this off!

1992
01:20:40,792 --> 01:20:48,825
(thudding)
(groaning)

1993
01:20:48,833 --> 01:20:50,449
Yee-haw!

1994
01:20:50,458 --> 01:20:53,701
(thudding)
(groaning)

1995
01:20:53,708 --> 01:20:56,416
(dramatic music)

1996
01:20:59,250 --> 01:21:01,242
(panting)

1997
01:21:01,250 --> 01:21:02,250
Put the gun down!

1998
01:21:03,208 --> 01:21:05,996
Put down the goddamn gun!

1999
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:08,708
(dramatic music)

2000
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,662
Phil.

2001
01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:13,387
I'm not going to let
him bully us anymore.

2002
01:21:14,292 --> 01:21:15,954
My father-in-law's a bully.

2003
01:21:15,958 --> 01:21:16,789
[Mitch] Phil.

2004
01:21:16,792 --> 01:21:17,792
I hate bullies!

2005
01:21:20,333 --> 01:21:22,290
Because a bully doesn't just beat you up.

2006
01:21:23,625 --> 01:21:25,161
He takes away your dignity.

2007
01:21:25,167 --> 01:21:26,167
Phil!

2008
01:21:26,833 --> 01:21:27,833
I hate that.

2009
01:21:29,125 --> 01:21:31,582
I really hate that.
(cocking gun)

2010
01:21:31,583 --> 01:21:34,451
(yelping)

2011
01:21:34,458 --> 01:21:35,824
Sorry.

2012
01:21:35,833 --> 01:21:38,541
(dramatic music)

2013
01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:40,750
Bang!

2014
01:21:42,208 --> 01:21:44,325
(panting)

2015
01:21:45,958 --> 01:21:48,166
All right, you two
assholes, go sleep it off!

2016
01:21:51,875 --> 01:21:54,492
(groaning)

2017
01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:55,616
And let's have some peace

2018
01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:58,538
and quiet around here for Christ's sakes!

2019
01:21:58,542 --> 01:22:00,249
(cow mooing)

2020
01:22:00,250 --> 01:22:01,912
I'm tired!

2021
01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:03,499
I've been under a lot of stress.

2022
01:22:04,833 --> 01:22:05,833
I lost my wife.

2023
01:22:06,750 --> 01:22:07,991
I lost my job.

2024
01:22:09,792 --> 01:22:12,990
And I've got some sort of rash
from making in the bushes.

2025
01:22:20,125 --> 01:22:21,411
[Ed] Are you okay?

2026
01:22:21,417 --> 01:22:22,417
Yeah.

2027
01:22:36,458 --> 01:22:37,949
[Ed] Phil, thanks.

2028
01:22:37,958 --> 01:22:39,278
(Phil cocks gun)
That was amazing.

2029
01:22:40,583 --> 01:22:41,949
What?

2030
01:22:41,958 --> 01:22:42,994
[Ed] You know, uh...

2031
01:22:44,375 --> 01:22:45,375
Oh, that.

2032
01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:47,500
Yeah.

2033
01:22:49,250 --> 01:22:51,412
Why don't you put
the gun down, Phil, hm?

2034
01:22:52,417 --> 01:22:53,953
Oh, no, you don't have to worry.

2035
01:22:53,958 --> 01:22:55,244
I know how to handle a gun.

2036
01:22:56,208 --> 01:22:58,541
I used to keep one at the store.

2037
01:22:58,542 --> 01:22:59,498
You know, you lock up late at night,

2038
01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:00,911
there's a lot of cash around.

2039
01:23:04,333 --> 01:23:08,031
You got to make sure that the
register totals match the cash

2040
01:23:08,042 --> 01:23:12,992
and checks and the coupons and
then you got the order forms

2041
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:14,787
to fill out for the next day.

2042
01:23:14,792 --> 01:23:16,454
You've got to check the stock.

2043
01:23:16,458 --> 01:23:18,450
I mean, there's a lot to do there.

2044
01:23:18,458 --> 01:23:21,951
It's a very responsible job.

2045
01:23:21,958 --> 01:23:24,666
(dramatic music)

2046
01:23:28,625 --> 01:23:30,491
Oh, Christ!
(sobbing)

2047
01:23:30,500 --> 01:23:33,288
(dramatic music)

2048
01:23:33,292 --> 01:23:35,158
Oh, Phil.

2049
01:23:35,167 --> 01:23:36,248
Come on, Philly.

2050
01:23:36,250 --> 01:23:37,866
Come on, man, it's not that bad.

2051
01:23:39,167 --> 01:23:40,703
[Phil] I'm at a dead end.

2052
01:23:40,708 --> 01:23:43,746
I'm almost 40 years old,
I've wasted my life.

2053
01:23:43,750 --> 01:23:46,788
Yeah, but now you got
a chance to start over.

2054
01:23:46,792 --> 01:23:47,792
You know?

2055
01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:53,538
Phil, remember when we were kids?

2056
01:23:53,542 --> 01:23:55,749
And we'd be playing ball and
the ball would get stuck up

2057
01:23:55,750 --> 01:23:57,457
in a tree or something?

2058
01:23:57,458 --> 01:23:59,245
And we'd yell, "Do over!", huh?

2059
01:23:59,250 --> 01:24:00,250
Yeah.

2060
01:24:01,250 --> 01:24:02,707
Your life is a do over.

2061
01:24:03,708 --> 01:24:04,949
You got a clean slate.

2062
01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:07,707
I got no place to live.

2063
01:24:09,167 --> 01:24:11,033
I'm going to get wiped out in the divorce

2064
01:24:11,042 --> 01:24:12,578
because I committed adultery.

2065
01:24:14,292 --> 01:24:16,204
So I may never even see my kids again.

2066
01:24:18,083 --> 01:24:19,083
I'm alone.

2067
01:24:22,542 --> 01:24:23,783
How's that slate look now?

2068
01:24:26,917 --> 01:24:29,534
Well, the fun continues.

2069
01:24:29,542 --> 01:24:30,578
They're gone.

2070
01:24:30,583 --> 01:24:31,414
Who?

2071
01:24:31,417 --> 01:24:32,498
Jeff and T.R.

2072
01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:33,661
They skedaddled.

2073
01:24:35,792 --> 01:24:38,374
They jumped on their
horses and took off.

2074
01:24:38,375 --> 01:24:39,832
They probably thought
we'd get them in trouble.

2075
01:24:39,833 --> 01:24:40,994
Which we would.

2076
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,037
Does anybody know how
to get where we're going?

2077
01:24:43,958 --> 01:24:45,745
(crickets chirping)

2078
01:24:45,750 --> 01:24:47,537
So we're talking death?

2079
01:24:47,542 --> 01:24:49,624
No, wait, won't Ben
and Steve send some help?

2080
01:24:49,625 --> 01:24:51,207
Maybe they won't.

2081
01:24:51,208 --> 01:24:53,916
I mean, when they left, we
were still pretty much okay.

2082
01:24:53,917 --> 01:24:55,408
Still, they might.

2083
01:24:55,417 --> 01:24:56,533
Might?

2084
01:24:56,542 --> 01:24:59,159
We're hanging our lives on Might!

2085
01:24:59,167 --> 01:25:01,624
Let's not get hysterical here, okay?

2086
01:25:01,625 --> 01:25:02,625
Calm down.

2087
01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:06,823
Now, for four days, we've
been going in this direction.

2088
01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:08,449
I think we keep going in that direction.

2089
01:25:08,458 --> 01:25:09,790
Isn't that a little vague?

2090
01:25:10,750 --> 01:25:13,743
Curly said there was
a river and a valley.

2091
01:25:13,750 --> 01:25:15,491
We'll just have to do the best we can.

2092
01:25:15,500 --> 01:25:17,787
So you're saying we can drive this herd?

2093
01:25:17,792 --> 01:25:19,124
Herd?

2094
01:25:19,125 --> 01:25:20,206
Are you delirious?

2095
01:25:21,125 --> 01:25:23,117
We leave the herd.

2096
01:25:23,125 --> 01:25:24,866
We'll go times as fast without them.

2097
01:25:25,833 --> 01:25:27,369
Well, yeah, but there's
no pasture land up here.

2098
01:25:27,375 --> 01:25:28,911
There's no water.

2099
01:25:28,917 --> 01:25:31,079
I don't think they can survive up here.

2100
01:25:31,083 --> 01:25:33,996
Well, not to sound cold-hearted,
but so-the-hell-what?

2101
01:25:35,333 --> 01:25:37,700
No, I mean, they give us a
trail boss with a coronary,

2102
01:25:37,708 --> 01:25:39,040
they give us a bunch of drunks,

2103
01:25:39,042 --> 01:25:41,624
and we're supposed to
worry about the cattle?

2104
01:25:41,625 --> 01:25:43,207
You're a nicer person than I am.

2105
01:25:44,167 --> 01:25:45,167
No, you're right.

2106
01:25:46,167 --> 01:25:47,783
Look, the rest of you go ahead.

2107
01:25:47,792 --> 01:25:48,908
I'll drive the herd.

2108
01:25:48,917 --> 01:25:50,408
What are you talking about?

2109
01:25:50,417 --> 01:25:52,624
I'm saying I think I
can bring in the herd.

2110
01:25:52,625 --> 01:25:53,741
No, you can't.

2111
01:25:53,750 --> 01:25:54,991
What, are you crazy?

2112
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,491
You couldn't even manage your stores.

2113
01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:58,287
You had to bring in your cousin.

2114
01:25:58,292 --> 01:26:01,456
Mitch, you were right about
all the weekend warrior shit.

2115
01:26:01,458 --> 01:26:03,495
The war games, the parachuting.

2116
01:26:03,500 --> 01:26:04,911
That was all bullshit.

2117
01:26:04,917 --> 01:26:06,078
But this is real.

2118
01:26:06,083 --> 01:26:07,199
This is really happening.

2119
01:26:07,208 --> 01:26:09,291
No rules, no games.

2120
01:26:09,292 --> 01:26:10,874
Just, can I do it?

2121
01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:12,161
It is a game.

2122
01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:14,409
It's your regular game,
Ed, don't you see it?

2123
01:26:14,417 --> 01:26:16,249
Am I better than my father?

2124
01:26:16,250 --> 01:26:18,242
Well, you are, okay?

2125
01:26:18,250 --> 01:26:19,832
Look, I need to do this.

2126
01:26:19,833 --> 01:26:21,244
It's impossible.

2127
01:26:21,250 --> 01:26:22,286
I'll do it with you.

2128
01:26:24,833 --> 01:26:26,040
Phil.

2129
01:26:26,042 --> 01:26:27,658
Phil...

2130
01:26:27,667 --> 01:26:29,999
You have, like, a day's
worth of food and water left.

2131
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:30,831
We'll be all right.

2132
01:26:30,833 --> 01:26:31,664
Maybe you won't.

2133
01:26:31,667 --> 01:26:33,033
Well, maybe we will, Mitch.

2134
01:26:33,042 --> 01:26:33,998
Why don't you just accept

2135
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:35,582
that maybe you don't know
what we're going through?

2136
01:26:35,583 --> 01:26:38,166
I know exactly what
you're going through.

2137
01:26:38,167 --> 01:26:39,749
And you think that bringing in this herd

2138
01:26:39,750 --> 01:26:41,241
is gonna make all the broken pieces

2139
01:26:41,250 --> 01:26:42,832
of your life come together?

2140
01:26:42,833 --> 01:26:44,699
Hey, you don't want
to do it, don't do it.

2141
01:26:44,708 --> 01:26:45,869
We want to do it.

2142
01:26:45,875 --> 01:26:46,956
I'm not doing it.

2143
01:26:46,958 --> 01:26:47,789
Don't do it.

2144
01:26:47,792 --> 01:26:49,499
I'm not asking you to do it.

2145
01:26:49,500 --> 01:26:50,456
You have been talking me

2146
01:26:50,458 --> 01:26:52,245
into doing stuff like this my whole life,

2147
01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:54,116
and I am not doing this!

2148
01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:55,036
What, are you deaf?

2149
01:26:55,042 --> 01:26:56,829
I'm not asking you to do it!

2150
01:26:56,833 --> 01:26:57,833
Great!

2151
01:26:59,333 --> 01:27:00,333
Come on, Phil.

2152
01:27:04,167 --> 01:27:05,578
(dramatic music)

2153
01:27:05,583 --> 01:27:06,583
It's crazy.

2154
01:27:07,333 --> 01:27:10,041
(dramatic music)

2155
01:27:30,958 --> 01:27:34,781
We'll ride out together tomorrow
morning, without the herd.

2156
01:27:37,667 --> 01:27:39,249
They can do whatever they want.

2157
01:27:39,250 --> 01:27:41,958
(dramatic music)

2158
01:27:50,417 --> 01:27:53,125
(bird chirping)

2159
01:27:58,667 --> 01:28:01,626
Come on, we've got cattle to move.

2160
01:28:05,708 --> 01:28:07,449
[Phil] Hey, hey, hey, hey!

2161
01:28:07,458 --> 01:28:09,120
(whistling)
- [Ed] What are you doing?

2162
01:28:09,125 --> 01:28:10,161
[Phil] I'm not listening to you!

2163
01:28:10,167 --> 01:28:11,328
[Ed] Fine, listen to the cows, then.

2164
01:28:11,333 --> 01:28:13,199
- Goddamn cattle drive!
- Just do your job!

2165
01:28:13,208 --> 01:28:15,040
[Phil] Don't tell me, I'm
not listening to you anymore.

2166
01:28:15,042 --> 01:28:15,998
Listen to the cows!

2167
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,491
Come on, you damn little doggies!

2168
01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:18,331
Move it!
- Come on, let's go!

2169
01:28:18,333 --> 01:28:20,541
[Phil] Hey, stop that!

2170
01:28:20,542 --> 01:28:21,623
Cut that out!

2171
01:28:21,625 --> 01:28:22,741
Phil, what are you doing?

2172
01:28:22,750 --> 01:28:23,740
They're not cooperating.

2173
01:28:23,750 --> 01:28:25,491
This is like herding my children.

2174
01:28:25,500 --> 01:28:27,036
You take those, I'll take these.

2175
01:28:27,042 --> 01:28:28,658
Hey, hey, come back here!

2176
01:28:28,667 --> 01:28:30,078
(whistles)

2177
01:28:30,083 --> 01:28:32,040
Hey, stop!

2178
01:28:32,042 --> 01:28:33,158
Stop it!

2179
01:28:33,167 --> 01:28:33,998
Stop!

2180
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:35,366
Get back here!

2181
01:28:35,375 --> 01:28:36,911
Ah, the hell with you!

2182
01:28:36,917 --> 01:28:39,455
Who needs you, anyway?!

2183
01:28:39,458 --> 01:28:41,700
(cows mooing)

2184
01:28:41,708 --> 01:28:44,621
(playful music)

2185
01:28:44,625 --> 01:28:45,741
What the heck!

2186
01:28:47,417 --> 01:28:48,874
How did I do that?

2187
01:28:50,542 --> 01:28:52,749
(thrilling music)

2188
01:28:52,750 --> 01:28:54,207
Hey, Mitch!

2189
01:28:54,208 --> 01:28:56,916
(horse neighing)

2190
01:28:59,167 --> 01:28:59,998
It's Mitch!

2191
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:00,956
(horse neighing)

2192
01:29:00,958 --> 01:29:02,415
Mitchy the Kid!

2193
01:29:02,417 --> 01:29:05,374
Curly said there's nothing
like bringing in the herd.

2194
01:29:05,375 --> 01:29:09,073
(thrilling orchestral music)

2195
01:29:17,333 --> 01:29:18,449
Nice hat, partner.

2196
01:29:21,625 --> 01:29:22,456
(horse neighing)

2197
01:29:22,458 --> 01:29:23,289
Come on.

2198
01:29:23,292 --> 01:29:25,204
Hey, there's my little man.

2199
01:29:25,208 --> 01:29:27,825
Sorry I was late, but
there was so much traffic.

2200
01:29:27,833 --> 01:29:28,789
Let's go, hyah!

2201
01:29:28,792 --> 01:29:31,580
(thrilling music)

2202
01:29:34,417 --> 01:29:37,581
There's nothing to be ashamed
of, I had the same problem.

2203
01:29:37,583 --> 01:29:38,664
[Phil] Didn't you feel stupid?

2204
01:29:38,667 --> 01:29:40,249
I mean...

2205
01:29:40,250 --> 01:29:42,913
Didn't you feel inadequate?

2206
01:29:42,917 --> 01:29:45,375
[Mitch] Yeah, for a while,
but then I overcame it.

2207
01:29:46,333 --> 01:29:47,665
Can I explain it you again?

2208
01:29:47,667 --> 01:29:49,829
I mean, promise me you won't get upset.

2209
01:29:49,833 --> 01:29:51,290
[Phil] Okay.

2210
01:29:51,292 --> 01:29:52,749
It's not going to do any good.

2211
01:29:53,667 --> 01:29:54,578
Okay.

2212
01:29:54,583 --> 01:29:56,245
If you want to watch one show,

2213
01:29:56,250 --> 01:29:58,207
but record another show at the same time,

2214
01:29:58,208 --> 01:30:00,871
the television set does not
have to be on channel three.

2215
01:30:00,875 --> 01:30:01,706
It does.

2216
01:30:01,708 --> 01:30:02,539
- No, it doesn't.
- It does.

2217
01:30:02,542 --> 01:30:03,783
No, if you're watching
what you're recording,

2218
01:30:03,792 --> 01:30:04,999
then it has to be on three.

2219
01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:07,413
Wait, the TV or the machine?

2220
01:30:07,417 --> 01:30:08,749
The TV.

2221
01:30:08,750 --> 01:30:09,991
You're saying I can record something

2222
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:10,956
I'm not even watching?

2223
01:30:10,958 --> 01:30:11,994
Yes, that's the point.

2224
01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:14,367
You don't even need a TV to record.

2225
01:30:14,375 --> 01:30:15,206
How would I see it?

2226
01:30:15,208 --> 01:30:17,416
Well, to see it, you need a TV, but...

2227
01:30:17,417 --> 01:30:18,248
Shut up.

2228
01:30:18,250 --> 01:30:19,081
Just shut up!

2229
01:30:19,083 --> 01:30:20,540
He doesn't get it!

2230
01:30:20,542 --> 01:30:21,908
He'll never get it.

2231
01:30:21,917 --> 01:30:23,033
It's been four hours.

2232
01:30:23,042 --> 01:30:25,374
The cows can tape something by now.

2233
01:30:25,375 --> 01:30:27,832
Forget about it, please!

2234
01:30:27,833 --> 01:30:29,870
(cows mooing)

2235
01:30:29,875 --> 01:30:31,241
How do you do the clock?

2236
01:30:31,250 --> 01:30:32,206
You're dead.

2237
01:30:32,208 --> 01:30:33,039
You are dead!

2238
01:30:33,042 --> 01:30:37,992
(all whooping)
(playful music)

2239
01:30:44,167 --> 01:30:46,625
(cows mooing)

2240
01:30:50,917 --> 01:30:53,785
(thunder rumbling)

2241
01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:57,616
Ya, ya, ya, ya!

2242
01:30:58,833 --> 01:30:59,664
Let's go!

2243
01:30:59,667 --> 01:31:01,954
Come on, Norman, keep up, boy, keep up!

2244
01:31:01,958 --> 01:31:03,074
Norman,
(Norman bleats)

2245
01:31:03,083 --> 01:31:03,948
stay with the class.

2246
01:31:03,958 --> 01:31:05,119
Come on, boy!

2247
01:31:05,125 --> 01:31:06,125
Oh, shit.

2248
01:31:07,542 --> 01:31:08,783
What do we do now?

2249
01:31:08,792 --> 01:31:10,454
[Mitch] Like I should know?

2250
01:31:10,458 --> 01:31:11,915
Come on, let's keep the herd together.

2251
01:31:11,917 --> 01:31:13,033
Yeah, let's go.

2252
01:31:13,042 --> 01:31:14,704
Norman, hello!

2253
01:31:14,708 --> 01:31:15,664
Let's go, Norman.

2254
01:31:15,667 --> 01:31:17,909
Norman, what are you, Gene Kelly?

2255
01:31:17,917 --> 01:31:18,998
Let's go.

2256
01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:21,458
(cows mooing)

2257
01:31:27,708 --> 01:31:30,906
(thunder rumbling)

2258
01:31:30,917 --> 01:31:31,748
Ah!

2259
01:31:31,750 --> 01:31:34,367
Whoa, whoa, easy, boy, easy boy!

2260
01:31:36,750 --> 01:31:37,581
Move it!

2261
01:31:37,583 --> 01:31:38,583
Go, go!

2262
01:31:40,333 --> 01:31:43,041
(dramatic music)

2263
01:31:45,917 --> 01:31:49,240
(cows mooing)

2264
01:31:49,250 --> 01:31:50,491
We're doing great, guys.

2265
01:31:50,500 --> 01:31:51,490
We're driving them.

2266
01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:52,866
Oh, that's perfect.

2267
01:31:52,875 --> 01:31:54,582
We're lost, but we're making good time.

2268
01:31:54,583 --> 01:31:55,790
This is the way, guys.

2269
01:31:55,792 --> 01:31:57,158
I can feel it.

2270
01:31:57,167 --> 01:31:59,875
(dramatic music)

2271
01:32:06,083 --> 01:32:07,290
(horse neighing)

2272
01:32:07,292 --> 01:32:10,160
(thunder rumbling)

2273
01:32:15,417 --> 01:32:16,953
Is there a way around?

2274
01:32:16,958 --> 01:32:18,165
That could be 100 miles.

2275
01:32:18,167 --> 01:32:19,533
It could take days.

2276
01:32:19,542 --> 01:32:21,499
Is this supposed to be here?

2277
01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:24,698
There's probably an easy place
to cross, but we missed it.

2278
01:32:24,708 --> 01:32:27,075
This could be the easy place!

2279
01:32:27,083 --> 01:32:28,369
Oh, God.

2280
01:32:28,375 --> 01:32:30,367
Look, we did the best we could.

2281
01:32:30,375 --> 01:32:33,207
Let's just leave the herd and
get the hell out of here, huh?

2282
01:32:33,208 --> 01:32:34,870
No.

2283
01:32:34,875 --> 01:32:37,207
A cowboy doesn't leave his herd.

2284
01:32:37,208 --> 01:32:39,666
You are a sporting goods salesman!

2285
01:32:42,167 --> 01:32:43,374
Not today.

2286
01:32:43,375 --> 01:32:46,083
(dramatic music)

2287
01:32:49,458 --> 01:32:50,289
Easy.

2288
01:32:50,292 --> 01:32:51,282
Okay.

2289
01:32:51,292 --> 01:32:53,329
I'm gonna lean back.

2290
01:32:53,333 --> 01:32:56,656
I started this, and
I'm going to finish it.

2291
01:32:56,667 --> 01:32:58,454
(horse neighing)
I'm going to finish it.

2292
01:32:58,458 --> 01:33:01,166
(dramatic music)

2293
01:33:06,333 --> 01:33:08,120
It's fast, but it's not deep.

2294
01:33:08,125 --> 01:33:10,162
Come on, bring them down!

2295
01:33:11,292 --> 01:33:12,292
Come on!

2296
01:33:13,042 --> 01:33:14,032
Let's go!

2297
01:33:14,042 --> 01:33:16,750
(dramatic music)

2298
01:33:19,875 --> 01:33:20,875
Oh, God.

2299
01:33:22,125 --> 01:33:24,707
[Ed] Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!

2300
01:33:24,708 --> 01:33:26,825
Move it, move it, move it!

2301
01:33:28,417 --> 01:33:30,489
Come on.

2302
01:33:31,500 --> 01:33:32,500
Yeah.

2303
01:33:34,167 --> 01:33:35,283
[Phil] Come on!

2304
01:33:35,292 --> 01:33:36,453
Come on!

2305
01:33:36,458 --> 01:33:39,166
(dramatic music)

2306
01:33:45,333 --> 01:33:46,414
Come on, move!

2307
01:33:46,417 --> 01:33:47,373
Move it!

2308
01:33:47,375 --> 01:33:48,957
Come on!

2309
01:33:48,958 --> 01:33:51,325
(whistles)

2310
01:33:51,333 --> 01:33:53,495
[Ed] Come on, move it!

2311
01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:54,500
Yah, yah!

2312
01:33:55,667 --> 01:33:57,624
Move it, cow, come on!

2313
01:33:58,750 --> 01:34:02,619
(horse neighing)
Whoa!

2314
01:34:02,625 --> 01:34:04,241
Shit!

2315
01:34:04,250 --> 01:34:05,707
[Phil] Ya!

2316
01:34:05,708 --> 01:34:06,539
Come on!

2317
01:34:06,542 --> 01:34:08,204
Come on, let's move it!

2318
01:34:08,208 --> 01:34:09,415
Get over there.

2319
01:34:11,167 --> 01:34:12,624
[Mitch] Come on!

2320
01:34:15,083 --> 01:34:16,199
[Ed] Ya, ya!

2321
01:34:19,750 --> 01:34:20,661
Come on, boys!

2322
01:34:20,667 --> 01:34:21,703
Come on, now.

2323
01:34:21,708 --> 01:34:22,869
Move it!

2324
01:34:22,875 --> 01:34:23,865
Moo, cow!

2325
01:34:23,875 --> 01:34:25,116
Go, baby!

2326
01:34:25,125 --> 01:34:25,956
Go, baby!

2327
01:34:25,958 --> 01:34:30,749
Phil, I'm 39 and I'm
saying moo cow in a river.

2328
01:34:30,750 --> 01:34:32,161
Do you believe this?

2329
01:34:32,167 --> 01:34:33,408
(laughing)

2330
01:34:33,417 --> 01:34:34,578
We did it!

2331
01:34:34,583 --> 01:34:35,699
Hey!

2332
01:34:35,708 --> 01:34:38,826
(dramatic music)

2333
01:34:38,833 --> 01:34:40,950
[Mitch] Ya, ya, come on!

2334
01:34:42,250 --> 01:34:43,250
Ya, come on!

2335
01:34:44,125 --> 01:34:46,833
(dramatic music)

2336
01:34:47,917 --> 01:34:49,624
Yeah, baby, woo, woo!

2337
01:34:50,958 --> 01:34:51,958
Ya!

2338
01:34:56,667 --> 01:34:57,578
Here we go!

2339
01:34:57,583 --> 01:35:00,371
(Norman bleating)

2340
01:35:03,292 --> 01:35:04,328
Norman!

2341
01:35:04,333 --> 01:35:06,666
(dramatic music)

2342
01:35:06,667 --> 01:35:07,828
Oh, God.

2343
01:35:07,833 --> 01:35:08,664
Hyah!

2344
01:35:08,667 --> 01:35:10,875
(bleating)

2345
01:35:17,083 --> 01:35:18,745
Hyah, hyah.

2346
01:35:18,750 --> 01:35:20,082
Come on, come on.

2347
01:35:20,083 --> 01:35:22,291
(bleating)

2348
01:35:27,875 --> 01:35:28,875
Yeah!

2349
01:35:30,083 --> 01:35:32,791
(dramatic music)

2350
01:35:42,458 --> 01:35:43,289
(horse neighing)

2351
01:35:43,292 --> 01:35:44,123
Whoa!

2352
01:35:44,125 --> 01:35:46,242
(splashing)

2353
01:35:46,250 --> 01:35:48,958
(horse neighing)

2354
01:35:53,708 --> 01:35:54,708
Norman!

2355
01:35:57,917 --> 01:35:58,917
Norman!

2356
01:36:01,792 --> 01:36:03,819
Norman!

2357
01:36:05,458 --> 01:36:06,458
Norman!

2358
01:36:08,042 --> 01:36:10,659
(bleating)

2359
01:36:10,667 --> 01:36:11,667
Got you.

2360
01:36:12,750 --> 01:36:13,581
Help!

2361
01:36:13,583 --> 01:36:14,619
Oh, my God.

2362
01:36:14,625 --> 01:36:15,490
Mitch!

2363
01:36:15,500 --> 01:36:16,331
Hey, Ed!

2364
01:36:16,333 --> 01:36:17,494
[Mitch] Help!

2365
01:36:17,500 --> 01:36:18,500
Help me!

2366
01:36:20,708 --> 01:36:21,824
Hyah, hyah!

2367
01:36:21,833 --> 01:36:22,833
Oh, no!

2368
01:36:28,583 --> 01:36:29,583
Mitch!

2369
01:36:30,500 --> 01:36:32,787
(screaming)

2370
01:36:39,958 --> 01:36:40,994
(bleating)

2371
01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:42,332
(thudding)

2372
01:36:42,333 --> 01:36:45,826
(dramatic music)

2373
01:36:45,833 --> 01:36:48,416
(groaning)

2374
01:36:48,417 --> 01:36:49,417
Oh, Shit!

2375
01:37:15,250 --> 01:37:16,286
[Ed] Mitch!

2376
01:37:19,042 --> 01:37:21,284
(bleating)

2377
01:37:21,292 --> 01:37:22,292
Mitch!

2378
01:37:23,292 --> 01:37:25,705
[Phil] I'm coming!

2379
01:37:25,708 --> 01:37:26,708
I'm coming!

2380
01:37:30,500 --> 01:37:32,366
(bleating)
- Help, help!

2381
01:37:32,375 --> 01:37:35,082
I got you, I got you!

2382
01:37:35,083 --> 01:37:37,860
Come on, come on!

2383
01:37:37,875 --> 01:37:39,741
Come on, come on, come on!

2384
01:37:39,750 --> 01:37:42,037
(screaming)

2385
01:37:43,250 --> 01:37:44,161
[Ed] I've got you.

2386
01:37:44,167 --> 01:37:45,624
I've got you.

2387
01:37:45,625 --> 01:37:47,833
(bleating)

2388
01:37:48,958 --> 01:37:51,166
(groaning)

2389
01:37:56,833 --> 01:37:57,789
[Phil] Give me your hand!

2390
01:37:57,792 --> 01:37:59,328
Give me your hand!

2391
01:37:59,333 --> 01:38:01,541
(groaning)

2392
01:38:05,333 --> 01:38:06,790
(laughing)

2393
01:38:06,792 --> 01:38:08,078
You're crazy.

2394
01:38:08,083 --> 01:38:10,325
You talk about me, but you're crazy.

2395
01:38:12,167 --> 01:38:13,499
You could have been killed!

2396
01:38:13,500 --> 01:38:15,082
We almost lost you, pal.

2397
01:38:16,083 --> 01:38:18,200
(panting)

2398
01:38:24,958 --> 01:38:25,958
Nice catch.

2399
01:38:28,500 --> 01:38:30,787
It was like Mays in the '54 World Series.

2400
01:38:31,875 --> 01:38:33,582
- Vic Wertz.
- Vic Wertz.

2401
01:38:37,042 --> 01:38:39,329
(chuckling)

2402
01:38:46,667 --> 01:38:48,875
(laughing)

2403
01:39:00,500 --> 01:39:03,948
(soft instrumental music)

2404
01:39:11,125 --> 01:39:13,583
(cows mooing)

2405
01:39:30,917 --> 01:39:34,456
(intense orchestral music)

2406
01:39:47,583 --> 01:39:50,200
(Norman bleats)

2407
01:39:51,333 --> 01:39:52,574
Let's bring them in.

2408
01:39:52,583 --> 01:39:53,790
Yee-haw!

2409
01:39:53,792 --> 01:39:54,953
- Yee-haw!
- Yee-haw!

2410
01:39:54,958 --> 01:39:59,908
(chiming)
(thrilling music)

2411
01:40:03,917 --> 01:40:05,954
Great gobs of goose shit!

2412
01:40:07,125 --> 01:40:07,956
It's them!

2413
01:40:07,958 --> 01:40:09,665
Ira, Ira, camera, camera!

2414
01:40:09,667 --> 01:40:11,283
(laughing)

2415
01:40:11,292 --> 01:40:12,453
Yahoo!

2416
01:40:12,458 --> 01:40:13,994
Yeah!

2417
01:40:14,000 --> 01:40:17,289
(all hum Bonanza theme)

2418
01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:39,208
(whooping)

2419
01:40:40,333 --> 01:40:45,283
(whooping)
(lively orchestral music)

2420
01:40:57,167 --> 01:40:59,375
(laughing)

2421
01:41:00,750 --> 01:41:02,958
(whooping)

2422
01:41:08,167 --> 01:41:08,998
(whistling)

2423
01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:09,831
Come on!

2424
01:41:09,833 --> 01:41:10,789
Yeah!

2425
01:41:10,792 --> 01:41:11,792
Yeah!

2426
01:41:20,750 --> 01:41:21,581
[Ben] Mitch!

2427
01:41:21,583 --> 01:41:24,121
(all cheering)

2428
01:41:26,042 --> 01:41:27,158
Yahoo!

2429
01:41:27,167 --> 01:41:28,408
Hey, the drinks!

2430
01:41:28,417 --> 01:41:31,865
(lively orchestral music)

2431
01:41:32,917 --> 01:41:34,283
Way to go, guys.

2432
01:41:34,292 --> 01:41:37,035
(murmuring)

2433
01:41:37,042 --> 01:41:38,042
Hi.

2434
01:41:39,042 --> 01:41:40,042
Hi.

2435
01:41:41,667 --> 01:41:43,784
[Clay] All right.

2436
01:41:43,792 --> 01:41:45,784
[Millie] You did great.

2437
01:41:45,792 --> 01:41:47,579
Oh, Lordy, Lord, Lord.

2438
01:41:50,583 --> 01:41:52,165
(sighs)

2439
01:41:52,167 --> 01:41:53,248
Here's your herd.

2440
01:41:53,250 --> 01:41:56,322
I'm telling you, I'm as happy
as a puppy with two peters.

2441
01:41:56,333 --> 01:41:58,700
We had a search party
out looking for you boys.

2442
01:41:58,708 --> 01:42:00,540
[Ed] They didn't find us.

2443
01:42:00,542 --> 01:42:03,159
Un-by-God-believable!

2444
01:42:03,167 --> 01:42:05,124
Bunch of tenderfeet bringing
in a herd like that.

2445
01:42:05,125 --> 01:42:07,538
Two weeks ago, you boys were
as worthless as hen shit

2446
01:42:07,542 --> 01:42:08,953
on a pump handle.

2447
01:42:08,958 --> 01:42:09,958
And look at you now.

2448
01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:13,082
I'm giving your money back!

2449
01:42:13,083 --> 01:42:14,199
Oh, this one's on me.

2450
01:42:14,208 --> 01:42:16,325
Now you're talking, Clay!

2451
01:42:16,333 --> 01:42:17,449
- Hey, uh...
- That's right.

2452
01:42:17,458 --> 01:42:18,574
Instead of the money, you think

2453
01:42:18,583 --> 01:42:20,449
that my dad and I could come back

2454
01:42:20,458 --> 01:42:23,371
and take the cattle back to New Mexico?

2455
01:42:23,375 --> 01:42:24,240
[Ben] Really, son?

2456
01:42:24,250 --> 01:42:26,207
Ordinarily, that'd be great,

2457
01:42:26,208 --> 01:42:28,450
but this herd's not going back.

2458
01:42:28,458 --> 01:42:29,699
What do you mean?

2459
01:42:29,708 --> 01:42:31,950
I'm getting top dollar
from the meat company.

2460
01:42:33,625 --> 01:42:35,287
You mean these cows are...

2461
01:42:35,292 --> 01:42:37,409
I thought you just
moved them back and forth?

2462
01:42:37,417 --> 01:42:40,080
Usually do, but prices are sky high,

2463
01:42:40,083 --> 01:42:41,199
and I can't pass it up.

2464
01:42:42,167 --> 01:42:44,625
(cows mooing)

2465
01:42:47,208 --> 01:42:48,744
Look, folks, it's not like any

2466
01:42:48,750 --> 01:42:51,037
of them have a lot to live for.

2467
01:42:51,042 --> 01:42:53,124
They don't have much of a life, anyway.

2468
01:42:53,125 --> 01:42:55,582
Neither does Phil, but
we're not prepared to eat him.

2469
01:42:55,583 --> 01:42:56,949
That's right.

2470
01:42:56,958 --> 01:42:58,950
This is our business, son.

2471
01:42:58,958 --> 01:43:01,075
This is not an endangered species.

2472
01:43:02,500 --> 01:43:05,082
It's what these animals are bred for.

2473
01:43:05,083 --> 01:43:07,450
All that meat under
cellophane in the supermarket,

2474
01:43:07,458 --> 01:43:09,575
where do you think that comes from?

2475
01:43:09,583 --> 01:43:11,040
Come on, fellows, just relax.

2476
01:43:11,958 --> 01:43:14,325
You've done real good, cowboys.

2477
01:43:14,333 --> 01:43:15,333
Let's get some grub.

2478
01:43:16,708 --> 01:43:18,950
[Barry] Bet you guys could use a nap?

2479
01:43:19,917 --> 01:43:21,124
(cows mooing)

2480
01:43:21,125 --> 01:43:21,956
You look dirty.

2481
01:43:21,958 --> 01:43:23,198
[Ben] Did you mean that, son?

2482
01:43:23,958 --> 01:43:27,656
[Steve] Yeah, we'll
come back that's great.

2483
01:43:33,375 --> 01:43:34,707
These cows trusted us.

2484
01:43:35,833 --> 01:43:36,869
They trusted us?

2485
01:43:37,917 --> 01:43:39,453
They don't even know us!

2486
01:43:39,458 --> 01:43:42,201
They followed us because we yelled Yah!

2487
01:43:42,208 --> 01:43:43,619
They're cattle.

2488
01:43:43,625 --> 01:43:46,333
(dramatic music)

2489
01:43:56,292 --> 01:43:58,624
(cows mooing)

2490
01:43:58,625 --> 01:44:01,333
(dramatic music)

2491
01:44:15,917 --> 01:44:17,374
(Norman bleats)

2492
01:44:17,375 --> 01:44:20,083
(dramatic music)

2493
01:44:28,167 --> 01:44:30,079
(Norman bleats)

2494
01:44:30,083 --> 01:44:32,791
(dramatic music)

2495
01:44:36,292 --> 01:44:37,874
What?

2496
01:44:37,875 --> 01:44:40,583
(dramatic music)

2497
01:45:11,000 --> 01:45:13,617
(Norman bleats)

2498
01:45:15,458 --> 01:45:17,791
I've got to stop being a schmuck.

2499
01:45:18,875 --> 01:45:20,286
You know, you were right, Mitch.

2500
01:45:21,333 --> 01:45:22,619
My life is a do over.

2501
01:45:25,000 --> 01:45:26,207
It's time to get started.

2502
01:45:27,792 --> 01:45:28,792
I hope I can help.

2503
01:45:31,917 --> 01:45:32,998
I'm going to go home

2504
01:45:34,250 --> 01:45:36,332
and I'm going to get Kim pregnant.

2505
01:45:36,333 --> 01:45:37,744
I hope I can help.

2506
01:45:37,750 --> 01:45:42,700
Oh, Mitchy the Kid's in trouble.

2507
01:45:43,250 --> 01:45:44,411
What about you?

2508
01:45:44,417 --> 01:45:45,908
[Mitch] Hm?

2509
01:45:45,917 --> 01:45:47,658
You going to be okay?

2510
01:45:47,667 --> 01:45:49,829
Yeah, because I know what he meant.

2511
01:45:49,833 --> 01:45:50,664
[Phil] Who?

2512
01:45:50,667 --> 01:45:51,828
Curly.

2513
01:45:51,833 --> 01:45:53,199
I know what this is.

2514
01:45:53,208 --> 01:45:54,244
[Ed] What?

2515
01:45:54,250 --> 01:45:55,206
That's what you have to figure out.

2516
01:45:55,208 --> 01:45:56,949
I'm going to deck you, pal.

2517
01:45:56,958 --> 01:45:58,199
No, that's what it is.

2518
01:45:58,208 --> 01:45:59,824
It's something different for everybody.

2519
01:45:59,833 --> 01:46:02,075
It's whatever's most important to you.

2520
01:46:02,083 --> 01:46:04,575
For me, when I was in the river,

2521
01:46:04,583 --> 01:46:06,666
I was only thinking about one thing.

2522
01:46:06,667 --> 01:46:09,249
All that other stuff just went away.

2523
01:46:09,250 --> 01:46:11,037
Only one thing really mattered to me.

2524
01:46:12,792 --> 01:46:13,657
[Both] Dad!

2525
01:46:13,667 --> 01:46:15,704
[Danny] Daddy, you're home!

2526
01:46:15,708 --> 01:46:17,916
(laughing)

2527
01:46:18,917 --> 01:46:20,078
Oh, God.

2528
01:46:20,083 --> 01:46:21,083
[Holly] I love you.

2529
01:46:22,833 --> 01:46:23,869
These faces.

2530
01:46:23,875 --> 01:46:25,082
I missed these faces.

2531
01:46:25,083 --> 01:46:26,415
We missed you too, Dad.

2532
01:46:26,417 --> 01:46:27,703
It's no fun without you.

2533
01:46:28,917 --> 01:46:29,917
Hey, buckaroos.

2534
01:46:32,208 --> 01:46:34,165
Next year, the North Pole.

2535
01:46:34,167 --> 01:46:34,998
What?

2536
01:46:35,000 --> 01:46:37,082
We hire dog sleds and
we follow the same route

2537
01:46:37,083 --> 01:46:38,494
as Admiral Byrd.

2538
01:46:38,500 --> 01:46:39,581
Uh-huh.

2539
01:46:39,583 --> 01:46:42,701
Next Tuesday, coffee and cake.

2540
01:46:42,708 --> 01:46:43,869
Better.

2541
01:46:43,875 --> 01:46:45,082
Come here.

2542
01:46:45,083 --> 01:46:47,621
(Kim chuckles)

2543
01:46:49,708 --> 01:46:50,664
Hey, Phil!

2544
01:46:50,667 --> 01:46:51,999
You need a ride?

2545
01:46:52,000 --> 01:46:53,241
No, thanks, I got a cab.

2546
01:46:54,875 --> 01:46:57,743
(people murmuring)

2547
01:47:03,750 --> 01:47:06,458
(dramatic music)

2548
01:47:09,708 --> 01:47:11,745
So, how are you?

2549
01:47:11,750 --> 01:47:12,786
Good.

2550
01:47:12,792 --> 01:47:14,454
Things are good.

2551
01:47:14,458 --> 01:47:15,458
Look what I found.

2552
01:47:18,167 --> 01:47:20,033
Mm, that's nice.

2553
01:47:20,042 --> 01:47:21,283
Where was it?

2554
01:47:21,292 --> 01:47:22,828
Colorado.

2555
01:47:22,833 --> 01:47:24,825
I mean, it's always the
last place you look.

2556
01:47:24,833 --> 01:47:26,916
(laughing)

2557
01:47:26,917 --> 01:47:28,408
Mitch, I've been thinking.

2558
01:47:29,667 --> 01:47:32,660
If you really hate your job,
why don't you get out of there?

2559
01:47:32,667 --> 01:47:33,667
We'll be all right.

2560
01:47:34,625 --> 01:47:35,536
No.

2561
01:47:35,542 --> 01:47:37,124
I'm not going to quit my job.

2562
01:47:37,125 --> 01:47:38,661
I'm just going to do it better.

2563
01:47:38,667 --> 01:47:40,329
I'm going to do everything better.

2564
01:47:41,833 --> 01:47:43,165
Everything?

2565
01:47:43,167 --> 01:47:45,875
(dramatic music)

2566
01:47:59,958 --> 01:48:00,958
See?

2567
01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:03,366
Oh, I missed you.

2568
01:48:03,375 --> 01:48:04,707
[Mitch] I missed you, too.

2569
01:48:06,167 --> 01:48:07,167
Let's go home.

2570
01:48:08,000 --> 01:48:10,788
Today is my best day.

2571
01:48:10,792 --> 01:48:13,500
(dramatic music)

2572
01:48:16,875 --> 01:48:17,875
Mr. Robbins!

2573
01:48:18,708 --> 01:48:20,290
Yeah, right here.

2574
01:48:20,292 --> 01:48:21,954
(playful music)

2575
01:48:21,958 --> 01:48:22,958
This is great.

2576
01:48:25,042 --> 01:48:26,749
There you go, thanks.

2577
01:48:27,667 --> 01:48:29,499
What, did you get a dog?

2578
01:48:29,500 --> 01:48:31,662
- We got a dog?
- All right!

2579
01:48:31,667 --> 01:48:32,999
Come on, little man.

2580
01:48:33,000 --> 01:48:36,368
(Norman bleats)

2581
01:48:36,375 --> 01:48:38,958
Everyone, this is Norman.

2582
01:48:41,250 --> 01:48:42,707
It's a cow.

2583
01:48:42,708 --> 01:48:46,076
Uh, he's a calf, actually.

2584
01:48:46,083 --> 01:48:47,083
Mitch!

2585
01:48:47,917 --> 01:48:49,954
You're going to put him in the van?

2586
01:48:49,958 --> 01:48:51,950
Oh, yeah, and then the den.

2587
01:48:51,958 --> 01:48:52,789
[Barbara] Mitch, you're not going

2588
01:48:52,792 --> 01:48:53,873
to take him home.
(Norman bleats)

2589
01:48:53,875 --> 01:48:55,787
See, kids, he just said hellooo.

2590
01:48:55,792 --> 01:48:56,873
(kids laugh)

2591
01:48:56,875 --> 01:48:58,957
Well, just for a little while.

2592
01:48:58,958 --> 01:49:00,449
Then we'll put him in a petting zoo,

2593
01:49:00,458 --> 01:49:01,744
so he can be with your mother.

2594
01:49:01,750 --> 01:49:02,957
[Barbara] Mitch!

2595
01:49:02,958 --> 01:49:04,995
(Barbara laughs)

2596
01:49:05,000 --> 01:49:05,831
I'm kidding.

2597
01:49:05,833 --> 01:49:07,415
I'm just kidding!
- All right.

2598
01:49:11,208 --> 01:49:12,208
All right.

2599
01:49:13,083 --> 01:49:13,914
(kids laugh)

2600
01:49:13,917 --> 01:49:15,783
Okay, seat belts, Norman, seat belts.

2601
01:49:15,792 --> 01:49:16,908
Mitch!

2602
01:49:16,917 --> 01:49:18,374
I hope you went to the bathroom, mister.

2603
01:49:18,375 --> 01:49:20,207
We got a long ride.
(kids laugh)

2604
01:49:20,208 --> 01:49:21,039
Mitch.

2605
01:49:21,042 --> 01:49:22,283
Let's go home.

2606
01:49:22,292 --> 01:49:23,248
Ah!

2607
01:49:23,250 --> 01:49:26,698
(lively orchestral music)

2608
01:50:16,375 --> 01:50:19,994
♪ Where did my heart go ♪

2609
01:50:20,000 --> 01:50:23,573
♪ When did it lose the way ♪

2610
01:50:23,583 --> 01:50:26,291
♪ How did I let ♪

2611
01:50:26,292 --> 01:50:31,242
♪ You slip away ♪

2612
01:50:32,208 --> 01:50:37,158
♪ Why is it so hard to say ♪

2613
01:50:38,125 --> 01:50:41,698
♪ Words that might touch you ♪

2614
01:50:41,708 --> 01:50:45,281
♪ Make you believe that I'm ♪

2615
01:50:45,292 --> 01:50:48,249
♪ More than it seems ♪

2616
01:50:48,250 --> 01:50:52,540
♪ That I am today ♪

2617
01:50:52,542 --> 01:50:55,910
♪ I can run ♪

2618
01:50:55,917 --> 01:50:59,706
♪ But I can't hide ♪

2619
01:50:59,708 --> 01:51:02,906
♪ All these dreams ♪

2620
01:51:02,917 --> 01:51:06,536
♪ That I keep inside ♪

2621
01:51:06,542 --> 01:51:11,367
♪ Now, it's gonna take a while ♪

2622
01:51:11,375 --> 01:51:15,619
♪ But I've got to learn to smile ♪

2623
01:51:15,625 --> 01:51:17,582
♪ Again ♪

2624
01:51:28,750 --> 01:51:32,289
♪ Once it was easy ♪

2625
01:51:32,292 --> 01:51:35,911
♪ I never had to try ♪

2626
01:51:35,917 --> 01:51:38,624
♪ I never had ♪

2627
01:51:38,625 --> 01:51:43,575
♪ To say a lie ♪

2628
01:51:44,583 --> 01:51:49,533
♪ Never thought I'd see you cry ♪

2629
01:51:50,292 --> 01:51:53,956
♪ But now I know better ♪

2630
01:51:53,958 --> 01:51:57,406
♪ I've got to find a way ♪

2631
01:51:57,417 --> 01:52:02,117
♪ I don't wanna hear you say ♪

2632
01:52:02,125 --> 01:52:04,913
♪ Goodbye ♪

2633
01:52:04,917 --> 01:52:08,206
♪ I can run ♪

2634
01:52:08,208 --> 01:52:11,997
♪ But I can't hide ♪

2635
01:52:12,000 --> 01:52:15,164
♪ All these dreams ♪

2636
01:52:15,167 --> 01:52:18,865
♪ That I keep inside ♪

2637
01:52:18,875 --> 01:52:23,700
♪ Now, it's gonna take a while ♪

2638
01:52:23,708 --> 01:52:27,907
♪ But I've got to learn to smile ♪

2639
01:52:27,917 --> 01:52:30,660
♪ Again ♪

2640
01:52:30,667 --> 01:52:33,499
♪ I've got to find the smile ♪

2641
01:52:33,500 --> 01:52:37,619
♪ That fills your heart with laughter ♪

2642
01:52:37,625 --> 01:52:40,789
♪ I don't wanna find a way ♪

2643
01:52:40,792 --> 01:52:45,742
♪ To get along after you ♪

2644
01:52:47,333 --> 01:52:51,373
♪ I wanna be the man ♪

2645
01:52:51,375 --> 01:52:53,992
♪ That you knew ♪

2646
01:53:07,708 --> 01:53:12,578
♪ Now it's gonna take a while ♪

2647
01:53:12,583 --> 01:53:16,873
♪ But I've got to learn to smile ♪

2648
01:53:16,875 --> 01:53:18,832
♪ Again ♪

2649
01:53:41,000 --> 01:53:43,117
(roaring)