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Hello again, everybody,
I'm Jim Lampley.
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Certain athletes are born enemies:
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Bird and Magic. Ali and Frazier.
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Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding.
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But the fiercest rivalry was between
two fighters from Pittsburgh...
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with the names Razor and Kid.
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ANNOUNCER: The fight of the year!
Both men exhausted.
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LAMPLEY: 1982, Pittsburgh.
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Razor and Kid, both undefeated
top-ranked contenders...
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divide the city in
a spectacular war.
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ANNOUNCER: Now Kid's smelling
blood, punishing Razor...
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with a relentless fury.
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And down goes Razor.
Down goes Razor.
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Down goes Razor.
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LAMPLEY:
The brutal 15-round bout...
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is still considered one of
the greatest fights of the '80s.
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Kid and Razor quickly rose
to superstardom.
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And the man behind their meteoric ascent
was the late fight impresario, Dante Slate.
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My dad was king of the ring
and bringer of the bling.
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And that makes me royalty,
blessed with all his powers.
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MAN: Really good, Dante, but don't
look into the camera. Just look at me.
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I don't know. It's better when
I'm connecting with people.
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MAN: Yeah, I don't think...
- What's up, people?
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LAMPLEY: As the world
clamored for a rematch...
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Slate knew that ratings would turn
to dollar signs for both fighters.
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ANNOUNCER:
What a turn of events! Unbelievable!
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LAMPLEY: The rematch drew
the biggest audience...
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since the Thrilla in Manila
nine years earlier.
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ANNOUNCER: Kid goes down!
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LAMPLEY: But this time,
the story was different.
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Razor soundly defeated Kid in a lopsided
victory that was over in four rounds.
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What lay ahead was the grudge match that
would've brought each fighter millions.
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Then came an announcement
that shocked the world.
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Today, I'm announcing my retirement
from professional boxing.
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(REPORTERS SHOUTING)
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The man's a coward.
I'm gonna get my rematch.
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You hear me, Razor?
I'm getting my ****ing rematch!
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Sharp has declined to comment further
on his decision to this very day.
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And sadly, like many
former professional athletes...
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he lost his fortune just years
after his retirement.
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Razor went back to Benson
Shipbuilders in 1987...
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where he had worked
before he went pro.
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As the spotlight faded,
Kid became a pitchman
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for everything from
Jockey to jock itch.
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(ALL CHEER)
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Today, he runs a successful car dealership
and a popular restaurant in Pittsburgh.
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ALL: Hey!
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LAMPLEY: Still, one can
almost imagine him tonight...
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on the 30th anniversary
of the fight that never was...
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contemplating yet another year
of growing older...
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obsessed with a fight
that never happened...
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and never will.
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- And just for the record, I never
had jock itch. WOMAN: Ha, ha.
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I'm just a great actor.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Hey, champ. How's it going?
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RAZOR: Don't call me "champ."
Come on. I got your "champ."
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Ha-ha-ha!
A little early to start drinking.
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You still got it!
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I got nothing!
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(MEN CHEERING AND CLAPPING)
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Guys. All right, yeah.
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- Walter.
- Hey.
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- What the hell is happening?
- You didn't see yourself on TV?
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I don't have a TV.
Bad for the brain.
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There was this thing on
about you and Kid.
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Oh, who cares about that?
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Man, come on, like...
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Why'd you drop out? Seriously.
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- You really wanna know?
- Yeah.
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Never told anybody this...
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but, deep inside...
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I wanna dance.
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- I wanna dance. The Bristol Stomp.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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- The Ching-a-Ling. Pony.
- Stop, you really need to get a TV.
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You don't know a good thing
when you see it.
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(WALTER LAUGHING)
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MAN: What's it like?
KID: It's strong, but it goes down easy.
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(RIM SHOT ON DRUMS THEN AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
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No, but seriously. Did you know that
Razor Sharp was ambidextrous?
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No, I hadn't heard that.
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Yeah, you can knock him out
with either hand.
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Kind of like how you went down
over and over in that last fight.
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AUDIENCE: Ooh.
KID: Got a comedian in the house.
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Sir, why do you have to be so rude
to me in my own place?
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Easy, Kid, that's a
lady you're talking to.
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Are you sure, Joey, because this guy's
got a real set of balls on him.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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Hey, asshole. It's been 30 years since
those fights. Your shit's getting boring.
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Look, I wasn't prepared for that fight.
I was arrogant. I was overconfident.
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I just didn't train enough.
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Unless you call having sexual intercourse
16 times a week adequate training.
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But don't worry, honey,
you would've been safe.
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AUDIENCE: Ooh!
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Aha! We got a good
audience tonight.
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- Mr. Conlon, come on. Let me in, man.
LIGHTNING: No, go away!
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Hey, what's going on?
What's the problem?
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He barricaded himself in with his
scooter. Second time this week.
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Second time? Sorry, Nora.
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Lightning, it's me.
What's the problem?
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LIGHTNING: That degenerate out there!
He replaced my girl, Maria!
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Hey, don't say that. You don't even
know the guy. He looks like a nice guy.
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LIGHTNING:
No! Maria gives me the sponge bath!
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Not this guy. His hands are
like 80 grit sandpaper.
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And he's throwing himself into it
too much, if you know what I mean.
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Christ, I've never been so clean
in my entire life.
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- Hey, I'm just doing my job.
- I know.
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LIGHTNING: Yeah, that's
what my scoutmaster said.
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Mr. Sharp, we've
had this conversation before.
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I appreciate it, but he's just going
through a bad time. He'll get over it.
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He's gonna have to start looking
for another facility.
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- Okay. No problem.
- Sorry.
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LIGHTNING: Wait, wait, wait.
Let me back up. Wait!
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(HEARING AID BEEPING)
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What kind of man knowingly takes a job
where he's gotta wash another man's balls?
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He's a hero as far as I'm
concerned, pal. Heh.
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You watch that TV show last night?
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Yeah, I heard.
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- Listen, uh, your thing. Turn it down.
- What?
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Oh, the hearing aid.
Goddamn thing drives me crazy.
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- Feel like RZ-freaking-DZ.
- Heh.
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Well, I'm still steamed up
over that show last night.
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- You could've beaten that punk.
- Save your breath.
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That book is closed. Why does
everybody wanna open that book?
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Just forget about it. Let it go.
Sleeping dogs and all that.
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They told me about the new meds.
You try them?
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They say they'll add a couple of years to
your life. Maybe you'll reach, heh, 1000?
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What difference does it make? I can't
afford them and you're not paying.
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You done enough already.
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Hey. No, no. It's all right. I'll
take care of it. Don't worry.
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You're the only one
that's never screwed me over.
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That's gotta count for something.
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Don't change the subject. I'm still
very, very pissed off at you.
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Pissed off at me? The fight was
30 years ago. You gotta let it go.
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Man, we had so much on the table.
Why did you walk away?
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We could be sitting in hot tubs
now with big-ass blonds.
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Heh, heh. Yeah. You can't swim.
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You would've drowned.
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On that note, I'll leave you
with the blonds you'll never have.
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Tell Mr. Sandpaper Hands
I want my two sleeping pills.
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- It's 10 in the morning.
- Then I want four.
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I wanna be dreaming of all them
hookers that you deprived me of.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Hey!
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Hey, you can't park here.
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Take it easy, man.
I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present.
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Really?
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Oh, come on, Razor. Razor.
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It's Dante Jr. Don't act like I didn't
grow up to be a fine looking man.
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Right. Too bad your father
didn't show up...
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so I can belt him for taking
what was left of my purses.
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Dad passed away last year.
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If you didn't see him dead,
I wouldn't trust that.
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I did.
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Now you make me feel a little bad.
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- Wanna come in or something?
- I would love to come in, Razor.
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You look good. Hey, should I roll
my window up? Is this a good area?
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Tuna fish, some overripe bananas
that you probably bought on sale.
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You shop like my grandmom.
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Bananas are a good source of potassium
and I had double coupons for the fish.
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That's not fish. Fish is like a Sushi.
That's a step above cat food, Razor.
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It's dolphin safe and I don't sweat the
extra nickel because it's the right thing.
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Not my business. Your house, sorry.
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What is this?
It's like a mouse or something?
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- What is that?
RAZOR: A dog.
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- A dog?
- It's a dog.
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- So why you here, Junior?
- Why am I here?
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You know what this is, Razor?
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A bad movie?
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- It's a video game.
- Right.
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When did they unfreeze you,
Captain America?
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"Captain America"? You know, I'd
like to take you down a peg...
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but it looks like
somebody beat me to it.
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A height joke.
That was good. That's original.
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Height ain't nothing but a number.
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See, in Thailand, I'm in the 95th
percentile. I'm okay over there.
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So, what you say can't hurt
my feelings. Let's talk Turkey.
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The guys that made this game
saw your HBO special.
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They loved it. I loved it.
Did I tell you? I really did.
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Anyway, they wanna put
you and Kid in the game.
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Okay? Before you say
anything, hear me out.
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All they do is videotape you throwing a
couple punches, record you making noises.
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Unh! Unh! Ugh! I'm gonna kill you.
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Except in a white guy's voice.
They don't wanna scare anybody.
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- That's how simple this is.
- It ain't that simple.
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- I can't be in the same room as that guy.
- Okay, okay. Now listen. Slow down.
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That's the case, I'll bring
you in on separate days.
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You're talking less than
an hour for 10 grand.
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Ten grand, man. Easy.
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No. Not worth it.
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The hell you mean, it ain't worth it?
I'm looking at your house!
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No. You're obviously doing well...
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with all this F-you mouse
sculpture making money you got.
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It's a dog and I don't
do it for money.
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Tell you what, you wanna
play hardball? Twelve Gs.
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Twelve Gs. I pulled it out my ass.
Twelve Gs.
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I'll get 12 Gs, you
knickknack-making son of a bitch.
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I don't like the way you
looking at me, as if...
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Stubborn piece of shit.
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You were right to rip him off,
Daddy. You should've.
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Come here with a perfectly damn good deal,
you gonna throw it back in my face?
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Like I'm crazy? Okay. That's fine.
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(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
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Piece of shit!
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(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
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Damn it!
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(HORN HONKS)
(KNOCK ON WINDOW)
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I'll do it for 15.
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But I don't wanna see him.
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Done and done. That is done.
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Ha, ha.
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Hey, Raze, real quick.
Do you got any jumper cables?
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You think you can give me a jump?
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No.
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Okay, it's fine.
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I'll figure it out.
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You've made the right decision.
It's gonna be great.
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Thank you, Raze!
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He said yes! Whoo!
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Excuse me!
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Come on! It's like ripping off a Band-Aid.
Just come in here and get it over with.
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RAZOR:
This is stupid. What is this mess?
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"This mess" is the future.
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Now, come on, Razor. I don't got
time to be playing with you all day.
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(LAUGHING)
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You got male camel toe.
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You look like Buzz Lightyear.
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"To infinity and beyond!" Stop it.
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00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,263
I'm playing. Come on, man.
231
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:58,015
- I'm not doing this.
- What you talking about? You look great.
232
00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,936
I wish I could put you
in a Martini glass.
233
00:11:59,949 --> 00:12:01,855
I've never been this uncomfortable.
234
00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:05,295
Will you relax? It's gonna take you a
few minutes. How bad could it be?
235
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:06,581
And fix your crotch, man.
236
00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,215
(LAUGHS)
237
00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,380
MAN: We're ready.
DANTE: We're good, Raze. Let's go.
238
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,335
MAN: Looks good, huh?
DANTE: Money time, baby.
239
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,775
Looks good. Okay, Razor. Let's throw
some jabs at Wilbur the dummy.
240
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,741
- We're recording your punch form.
RAZOR: Okay.
241
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,025
One, two. One, two.
242
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,467
Okay. Can you put a
little oomph into it?
243
00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,055
Heh. This is stupid.
244
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,615
Let's try, okay?
245
00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,941
Act like the dummy is real
and the dummy's hitting back.
246
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:36,215
Imagine that somebody just sold you a
overpriced can of tuna. There you go.
247
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,263
Come on, Razor! Imagine it's Kid.
248
00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,710
(GRUNTS)
249
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:43,300
- That's good.
- Huh? Damn right, it's good.
250
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,787
KID: Hey, I hope I don't look
like that big of an asshole.
251
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,215
RAZOR: You set me up?
- Nobody set anybody up, Razor.
252
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,461
What'd I tell you?
I told you to come in 1:00.
253
00:12:51,486 --> 00:12:52,335
I came early.
254
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:55,695
I wanted to see my old friend. He's
been ducking me 30 years. I missed him.
255
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,655
It don't look like you're missing
any meals. I'm out of here.
256
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:02,855
No, you're not. Not till you admit that
you quit because you were scared of me.
257
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,860
- Why do you talk like that?
- What do you mean?
258
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,135
- Just admit it. It's true.
- You know what?
259
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,255
I'm getting out of here,
and I'm asking nice.
260
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,015
- Or what?
- Just get out of the way.
261
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:15,535
Listen. Those punches might get these nerds
all hot under the pants, but you know what?
262
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:19,695
They're the same half-assed punches you
threw 30 years ago when you ran from me.
263
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,505
- Move, or I'm moving you.
- Try and move me. Go ahead.
264
00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:26,775
You know, maybe you're right. I might
pop a disc, you're just so fat.
265
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,815
What weight class you
fighting at now, LAP-BAND?
266
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:32,335
- I can still take you.
- Maybe to the prom if you ask nice.
267
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,055
- Pushing your luck now.
- Hey! Hey!
268
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,215
I'm sorry.
269
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:38,215
- I'm sorry. I did it to you, all right?
RAZOR: You're just sorry?
270
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,895
You're a lucky guy.
271
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,535
No, no. No! No, man!
What are you doing?
272
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,815
- No, no. Razor!
MAN: What you doing with that?
273
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,695
- Stop! Stop it!
MAN: Oh, man.
274
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,822
(BOTH GRUNTING)
275
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,375
What are you doing?
Stop it. Don't do that!
276
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,501
I would have beat you!
277
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,500
DANTE: You done lost your mind?
278
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,015
Come on, come on, come on.
279
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,735
Come on. Come on.
280
00:13:58,760 --> 00:13:59,986
DANTE: What are you doing?
281
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,055
Guys, this is...
282
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,864
It's not the behavior of old men!
283
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,186
Yo, guys, you gotta see this.
Come here.
284
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,100
Check this out.
285
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,870
(ALL LAUGHING)
286
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:22,306
(IN JAPANESE)
287
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,375
And the number one play of the week.
288
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:28,335
Check out this clip of two former
Light Heavyweight Champs...
289
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,375
that is blowing up online.
290
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:35,095
In fact, Razor Sharp and Kid McDonnen's
brawl has gotten so popular...
291
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,575
it's gone animated.
292
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,815
KID: Come on, come on.
293
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,749
RAZOR: Unh! You're a lucky guy.
294
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,415
You two some kind of superheroes?
295
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:48,455
Yeah, I'm the Green Champion
and he's the Emerald SuperPussy.
296
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,735
(LAUGHS)
297
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:52,535
Yeah, must be tough for you, huh?
SuperPussy?
298
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,150
SuperPussy.
299
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:58,295
You can't run or hide anymore, can you?
And you can't ignore me anymore.
300
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,135
Huh? You can't ignore me.
Can't ignore me.
301
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,661
Will one of you hurry up
and rape this guy, already?
302
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,750
(ALL LAUGH)
303
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,106
Yo, Sharp, McDonnen. You made bail.
304
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:15,135
Soon as we get out of these cops'
eyelines, I'm gonna punch you again.
305
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,975
Tell me so I know when to say "Ow."
306
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,295
Ladies! My God, please don't embarrass
yourselves any further out here.
307
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,135
Come look at this.
Look at this video.
308
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,015
- What's this?
- It's going viral.
309
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,495
It's got over,
like, a million views right now.
310
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,815
You don't know what I mean
by "going viral."
311
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,655
Razor, you know what Youtube is?
312
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:34,655
Neither one of you know what "viral" means?
What type of two out-of-touch, old...
313
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:35,895
- Hey.
- Hey.
314
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,855
Sorry. No, no. Uncalled-for.
Forget it.
315
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:41,415
- Look, it's a video of your fight.
KID: That's me? Hey, that's me.
316
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,015
- They say the camera adds 10 pounds.
- What's your excuse for the other 20?
317
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:47,935
Do me a favor? Save the verbal
jousting for a more important time.
318
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,815
I'm about to lay
something huge on you.
319
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:53,175
I got a company that wants the rematch.
December 15th, Palace Theatre.
320
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,815
- They want to pay each of us 75 grand.
- Each of us?
321
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:58,655
I meant each of you. They're
gonna pay you 100 grand.
322
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,712
You just said 75.
Now you went to 100?
323
00:16:00,737 --> 00:16:03,295
I was thinking about
the thing at the house.
324
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,095
Don't worry, it ain't gonna happen.
325
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,695
Just give me the 15 grand
you promised for the game.
326
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,815
Hey, jagoff, you
promised him 15 grand?
327
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,215
He did. Give me the money.
328
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,695
They're not gonna pay you.
329
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,295
Lucky if they don't sue
for breaking the equip...
330
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:18,215
- I needed that money.
- I should be doing this for the 15.
331
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,815
You should get off me
in front of this police station.
332
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,045
I got more money for you.
333
00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:24,535
Nothing you could offer me.
I ain't fighting.
334
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,055
You're still a chickenshit.
335
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,615
- Razor, don't walk away.
KID: Why don't you wanna do it?
336
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:31,215
- Please.
- It's a chance of a lifetime, you moron.
337
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,535
DANTE: Not helping. Razor!
338
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,695
- What are you provoking him for?
KID: I'm not. I didn't do anything.
339
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:40,109
Well, I did do something,
but that's a long time ago.
340
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,702
And that's probably what it is.
341
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,695
I banged his girlfriend.
342
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,855
- I'm sorry, what?
- I knocked her up. His girlfriend.
343
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,535
Great segue into information
I needed to know earlier.
344
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,822
Probably wasn't a good idea.
345
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,215
A momentary lapse in judgment.
346
00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,695
I'll say.
347
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,655
Putting your thing where it
doesn't belong. That's what you...
348
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:06,182
I can't... This is white
people shit, man.
349
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,855
Son of a bitch. He ain't
ever gonna fight me.
350
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,095
Can't believe you would.
It's insane.
351
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:16,415
Oh, yeah? What? Give me one reason.
352
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,615
You're old. You're fat.
353
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,255
You got a bad back.
You got weak knees.
354
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,415
You're fat.
355
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,225
Hey, you know, don't sugarcoat it.
Be honest.
356
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,749
Ah...
357
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,022
It ain't gonna happen anyway.
358
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,615
It's never gonna happen.
359
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,742
Thank God for that.
360
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,535
Walter, where you going?
361
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:54,415
More layoffs, man. After 30 years,
they let me go just like that.
362
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,615
You're kidding.
363
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,505
Hey, Razor, boss needs to see you.
364
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,828
Least you don't have a family, man.
365
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,068
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING
INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO)
366
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,295
Okay, Razor.
367
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,135
No, done and done.
368
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:14,175
Hey, hey, look, get off my phone
before you change your mind.
369
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,109
Okay, man. Bye.
370
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:21,944
I am done with you! That's right.
It is over, you piece of shit.
371
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,945
Hell, yeah!
372
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,655
Yo! Get back in your car!
373
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:29,095
Ain't my car no more, bitch! Okay?
I'm getting a new one!
374
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,415
(HORN HONKS)
375
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,495
Sorry! I just won a cracker lottery!
376
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:33,985
Thank you, Jesus!
377
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:38,735
Thirty years! Thirty goddamn years!
378
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:42,495
Yes! Yes! Yes!
379
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,695
Yes, yes, yes!
380
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,455
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
381
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,231
Yes! Yes!
382
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,790
Phew.
383
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,869
(PANTING)
384
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,910
I gotta get in shape.
385
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:25,895
All right, Pittsburgh.
Who's ready to make history, huh?
386
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,055
I love it.
387
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,175
Okay, without further ado, I'd like
to reintroduce to the world...
388
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,495
Billy "The Kid" McDonnen
and Henry "Razor" Sharp!
389
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,735
Come on, now!
390
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,495
(MILD APPLAUSE)
391
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,135
- Thought you said there'd be a crowd.
- Trust me. Sit.
392
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,335
I want you all to forget two things:
393
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,255
The Rumble in the Jungle,
the Thrilla in Manila.
394
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,223
But what you will never forget...
395
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,295
Grudgement Day! Questions.
396
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,375
MAN 1: Uh, is this fight some kind of joke?
- No, it's not. Next question.
397
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,256
If one of you gets knocked
down, is it safe to
398
00:19:56,269 --> 00:19:58,135
say that you've fallen
and you can't get up?
399
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,415
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLES)
400
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,055
Okay. Does anybody
have a real question?
401
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:05,015
Razor, who do you think is in
better shape? You or the Kid?
402
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,095
Depends what kind of shape
you're talking about.
403
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,735
- If it's round, he is.
- Ha, ha.
404
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:13,255
- So who's gonna train you?
- Who's gonna train me? Frankie Brite.
405
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,495
MAN 2: Really?
- Mm-hm.
406
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:18,095
MAN 2: Isn't he training Geronimo Padilla?
KID: He is, but he's gonna train me too.
407
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,776
What precautions are you taking?
At your age,
408
00:20:20,789 --> 00:20:23,455
this really does seem
dangerous, even deadly.
409
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:27,575
Understand something. This fight will be
cleared as if it was any other bout, okay?
410
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,779
Are either of you worried
that you won't pass?
411
00:20:29,804 --> 00:20:31,895
No, I'm not worried.
I had all my shots.
412
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,590
Johnny Walker, Jack Daniel's.
413
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,695
- Jose Cuervo.
- Ha-ha-ha.
414
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,170
Dante, is there any shot
this would be the first
415
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,295
fight that features
Life Alert necklaces?
416
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,415
(ALL LAUGHING)
417
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,215
You're being very disrespectful.
418
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:48,295
A man turns 60, all of a sudden he's washed
up and you kick him out of the workplace.
419
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:52,135
That may have been fine 100 years ago,
when men were dying at the age of 50.
420
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,389
But in this world, it's different.
The elderly are strong.
421
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,260
Their spirit is strong.
And they have a voice.
422
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:01,430
And that voice is in these two
men and they will be heard.
423
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,655
Respect, bitches.
424
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,940
(WHISPERS)
Get up, right now.
425
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:09,463
- That's the way you sell a fight.
- You bet your old grizzly ass it is.
426
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,188
Hey, Razor.
427
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,135
- Whoa, Sally Rose.
- Hey.
428
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,175
I thought I saw you. I wasn't sure.
429
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,935
- Hey.
- You look good. How you been?
430
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,107
So why you here?
431
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,469
- I came to see you.
- You did?
432
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,108
Why would you want
to do something like that?
433
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,661
To talk you out of this crazy fight.
434
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:39,226
I know what you mean. It's a little crazy.
You think it's kind of a joke, right?
435
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,590
I just don't want you to get hurt.
That's all.
436
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,511
That's good.
437
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,665
Nice seeing you.
438
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,975
How many alcoholic beverages
do you consume?
439
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,023
Normal. Five, maybe six.
440
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,344
- A week?
- Well, maybe a little more than normal.
441
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,895
Ah! Oh, baby Jesus.
442
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,545
It feels normal.
443
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,710
To you, maybe.
444
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:17,628
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma.
445
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,029
MAN: There they are.
DANTE: Hey! Ha, ha.
446
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,415
Just like I said.
Paragons of health, huh?
447
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,144
KID: Passed with flying colors.
448
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,575
Clean bill of health.
449
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,215
DANTE:
Not quite "with flying colors."
450
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,735
But it's our paintbrushes
that we painting with.
451
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:35,095
So look, I'm gonna introduce you
to a guy that's making this happen.
452
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,288
Lou Camare, our promoter.
453
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,695
I would've met you at
the press conference...
454
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:42,415
but Junior begged me to let him go
in front of the cameras by himself.
455
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,695
This face needs solo exposure.
You know that.
456
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,095
You know, my brother's
the doctor who saw you.
457
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:49,095
And my other brother,
he's the commissioner.
458
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:52,415
I can get a dogfight sanctioned if I
needed to. This one was tricky.
459
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,815
Are you saying that I can
bring my dog here too?
460
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:58,215
That's not what he said. Why do I
feel like there's something coming?
461
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,855
DANTE: Here's the thing. The
conference didn't go as planned.
462
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,215
We gotta sell 5000 tickets, baby.
Five thousand.
463
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,055
So I'm gonna need help promoting it.
464
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:08,255
Not individuals, both of you.
Together. As a group, okay?
465
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:11,175
I could never spend more than
three minutes with this bum...
466
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,735
unless I was beating the brains out
of him. KID: He's got it backwards.
467
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,775
He's punch-drunk.
I was smacking him around.
468
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,055
I smacked him from ring
post to ring post.
469
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,615
A little too much of this in
the head. Little too much.
470
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,815
- When's the fight?
- Boom.
471
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:28,740
Hey, listen. Bottom line is this: If we
don't sell tickets, we don't make money.
472
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,255
- No tickets, no money.
- "No tickets, no money." I'm in.
473
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:35,655
- That's my guy. No ticket, no money.
- No tickets, no money. No money, no fight.
474
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,455
No ticket, no money.
475
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,975
No fight, no money, no tickets. Either
way you put it, all three ways:
476
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,895
No tickets, no fight, no money.
No money, no fight, no tickets.
477
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,135
No fight, no money, no tickets.
What's the third one?
478
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,980
- All three ways.
RAZOR: You got it covered.
479
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,175
What's your problem?
480
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,335
You gonna fight, fight.
You're not gonna fight, don't fight.
481
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:54,295
You fight,
you have to do these things.
482
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,815
DANTE: The point that I'm making, in
order to do it, we gotta do it together.
483
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,942
Yeah, together. Okay.
484
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,775
ANNOUNCER: It's show time
at the Miroquois Casino.
485
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,295
Slots, entertainment and the best
buffet on the Monongahela River!
486
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,615
Just ask these two.
487
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,855
Whoa, will you get a load
of that hunk of meat?
488
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:16,655
Hey, watch your mouth, Billy "The Kid"
McDonnen, onetime Light Heavyweight Champ.
489
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,989
I'm right over here. Right over
by the delicious prime rib.
490
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:24,015
Sorry, Henry "Razor" Sharp,
onetime Light Heavyweight Champ.
491
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:28,855
I didn't hear you as I am distracted
by this mouth-watering chicken breast.
492
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,695
If you got a gambling problem,
if you're a degenerate...
493
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,535
I wouldn't come down here
because gambling is a cancer.
494
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,535
Cut! Please just follow
the script, Razor.
495
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:38,815
It's not that.
496
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:42,535
The pictures make this look glamorous
but it could be a problem for people...
497
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,495
and I'm saying it should be known.
498
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,495
What is this, improv night at Chuckles?
Come on, say the words.
499
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,175
Well, maybe I just happened
to hit a sore spot, huh?
500
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,175
Didn't you lose 200 grand
betting the Buffalo Bills?
501
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,482
Who loses the Super
Bowl four times in a row?
502
00:24:55,507 --> 00:24:56,695
I don't know. You.
503
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,735
- I thought they'd win once.
- Maybe you got a talent for losing.
504
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,375
- I got a talent for busting your...
DANTE: Hey, hey!
505
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,975
KID: You're getting personal.
RAZOR: I'm standing here.
506
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,055
RAZOR: I'm gonna put that
shit right up your ass!
507
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,495
Heh. No such thing as bad publicity.
508
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,335
NEWSMAN ON TV: Those two ex-fighters
are making news again...
509
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,735
and are trending on Twitter.
We'll have that...
510
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,295
- What a lot of crap.
- What's the matter?
511
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,401
You gotta fight in 12
weeks, you're doing
512
00:25:19,414 --> 00:25:21,505
stupid publicity stunts.
Who's training you?
513
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,935
Well, here's a hint:
Somebody I can trust.
514
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,215
Well, that's easy,
because you don't trust nobody.
515
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,229
- I trust you.
- Ha, ha.
516
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,028
Forget it. I'm a dinosaur.
517
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,135
Come on, we did pretty good
for 13 years together.
518
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,116
In case you haven't
noticed, I can hardly
519
00:25:37,129 --> 00:25:39,095
take care of myself. I'm
like an infant baby.
520
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,745
Except I got three white pubic hairs.
521
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:43,255
Heh. You can do this.
522
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,615
I haven't got time.
I gotta find myself a place to stay.
523
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,055
You can stay with me
until I find you a new place.
524
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,015
No. Don't spend any more money
on me. I'm almost done.
525
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,904
It's like polishing a turd.
526
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,426
Do you remember the first time
I came to the gym?
527
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,904
Do you remember what you
said to me? I do.
528
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,775
I said, "it looks like the garbage man
forgot to take out the trash."
529
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,982
Heh. Yeah. Something
cheerful like that.
530
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,775
Then you said:
531
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,455
"If I take you on, kid,
you're stuck with me."
532
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,975
You said that.
533
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,546
Don't quit on me, Light.
I won't quit on you.
534
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,975
Oh, here we go.
535
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,625
Call it.
536
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,295
It's a quarter.
537
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,375
Come on. Light, I need your help.
538
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,787
It'd be fun. One last time.
539
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,655
You know why I said what
I did about the garbage?
540
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,781
No.
541
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:39,305
I didn't want your head to get swelled
up. You were so goddamn good.
542
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,735
Thanks, buddy.
543
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,575
- Raze?
- Hmm?
544
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,464
Give me my quarter back.
545
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,791
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
546
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,655
How can you be so cheap?
547
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,295
I haven't got any money.
Give me my damn quarter.
548
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,626
Okay. Fine.
549
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,825
Nice car.
550
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:31,335
Oh, wow! This is exciting. Look who's
here to meet me. Kid McDonnen.
551
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:34,175
You know him from the Internet.
"Two old guys fighting."
552
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,895
He used to be Light Heavyweight Champ.
Wow, you put on a couple pounds?
553
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,855
- You're gonna get me in shape.
- Oh, really?
554
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,061
He's gonna get me in shape.
555
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,175
- Give us a couple minutes.
KID: They can come.
556
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,015
Watch a real reality show.
557
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,535
- Watch us negotiate.
- Okay. Okay! Ha, ha.
558
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,106
Hey! Ho-ho! All right.
559
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,935
- Let's get real, Kid.
- Okay, let's get real.
560
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,789
Me training you,
it ain't happening.
561
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,855
Well, this might be a problem, because
I already made the announcement.
562
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,055
You, my friend,
are embarrassing yourself.
563
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,575
A great performer knows when
it's time to get off the stage.
564
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,815
- What? Foreman fought when he was old.
- He was 15 years younger than you.
565
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,415
Listen, you know what I'm gonna do?
566
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:15,095
I'll go down there and fight
any one of those fighters, the best one.
567
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:19,669
And then if you see that I don't
have what you want, I'll walk away.
568
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,375
It's over.
569
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,935
Where's your dignity?
570
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,295
You're in my office, begging me
for a comeback you don't deserve?
571
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,935
- Well, take your best shot now.
- Whoa, Kid.
572
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,375
What are you flexing for?
573
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,775
Don't try it. I'm warning you.
I'll lay you out.
574
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,895
- Don't worry, I won't.
- All right.
575
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,615
Oh. Come on, Kid.
576
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,575
- What?
- I saw your fist clench 10 seconds ago.
577
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,375
I saw your eyes dart at my gut
five seconds ago.
578
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,940
You're an old man. You're washed up.
579
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,935
- Ooh!
- Did you see that five seconds ago?
580
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,506
Huh? Huh? What?
My eyes darted there first.
581
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:54,015
I can't believe you. After what I
did for your father, your family...
582
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,255
how you ever could say no to me.
583
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,615
You wouldn't have all
this if it wasn't for me.
584
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,391
You wouldn't have this gym
if it weren't for me.
585
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,544
I don't understand.
586
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:09,215
You mention my father. That's a low blow.
I respect what you did for my family.
587
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,775
- What are you gonna do?
- Okay, I'll let you train here.
588
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,463
Good.
589
00:29:12,488 --> 00:29:15,135
I'll even get some of
my guys to help you out.
590
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,735
But you and I both know
I won't be doing Jack.
591
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,495
Okay. Thanks.
592
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,775
- Long as we're clear.
- Yeah, all right.
593
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,631
See? You got me moving
faster already.
594
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,455
Hey. You again?
595
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:35,295
- Think I can talk to you for a second?
- Why do you keep following me around?
596
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,663
My name's BJ. I'm your son, Kid.
597
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,389
We should get some coffee.
598
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,391
Yeah, I'd like that.
599
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,575
Excuse me, can I just
ask you something real quick?
600
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,015
- You're in training, right?
- Uh-huh.
601
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,535
What are you training for?
A pie-eating contest? Heh.
602
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,503
That's all carbs.
603
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,549
That's good. Maple syrup.
It's healthy.
604
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,511
Some Scotch?
605
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,496
So when did your mother
tell you about me?
606
00:30:25,509 --> 00:30:27,375
Just last week.
607
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:31,027
Gotta tell you, if you weren't all over
the news, I don't think she would've.
608
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,185
So how is she?
609
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,028
Well, she's, uh...
610
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,375
She's emotional, you know?
611
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:43,870
My dad. Her husband, the guy who raised
me, he passed away recently so...
612
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,735
- Ah. Sorry to hear that.
- Thank you.
613
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,575
- Was he good to you?
- Oh, yeah.
614
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,190
Yeah, he was the best.
615
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,065
So.
616
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,825
What'd she say about me?
617
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,375
That you were pretty much the worst.
618
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,070
- Really?
- Yeah.
619
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:03,855
Anything specific?
620
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,455
More specifically.
All right. All right.
621
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,415
She, um... She said
you turned into an asshole.
622
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,055
Heh, that's what she said.
623
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:16,375
She said you became a womanizer
and a drunk. Loudmouth, you know?
624
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,911
- Is that all?
- That's it.
625
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,575
- That's bullshit.
- Ha, ha.
626
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:23,095
Well, I was all those things
way before I met your mother.
627
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:27,384
Yeah, she wasn't too happy about
me coming to see you today so...
628
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,984
Yeah. Well...
629
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,506
Well, why did you?
630
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,784
Guess I was curious.
631
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,390
You were never curious about me?
632
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,575
Your mother asked me to not make any
contact with you so I respected that.
633
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,375
You respected that, but...
634
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,455
You did know you had a son, right?
635
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,027
I wasn't ready to be a dad and your
mother got pregnant accidentally.
636
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,815
You had me and I was a mistake
you didn't want to deal with, right?
637
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:03,135
- I didn't mean it like that. I'm sorry.
- No, it's okay, I get it.
638
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,975
- Don't take it like that.
- I'm not taking it any way.
639
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:10,615
You're not a mistake. You're here.
The situation was a mistake. I don't know.
640
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,895
It's okay. You don't owe me nothing.
Take that.
641
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,895
- Put that towards your double bypass.
- What's all this about?
642
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,495
When I came here today,
I was pissed off at my mom...
643
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:22,420
because she kept you a secret from
me, but I think I get why she did it.
644
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,821
Good luck.
645
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:39,975
RAZOR: Home, sweet home.
646
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,944
LIGHTNING: It's exactly the
same as it was 20 years ago.
647
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,455
What's that?
648
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,535
It's my hobby. I got a creative side.
Didn't know that, did you?
649
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:49,735
No.
650
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,695
So where's the TV?
You don't got a TV?
651
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,535
I don't do TV.
652
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,815
- You don't do TV.
- Mm-mm.
653
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,455
You got an iPad?
654
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,991
No, I got a regular couch.
655
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,510
It's not a couch, dummy.
656
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,986
I know what an iPad is.
I'm just jerking your chain.
657
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,695
Do you know what an iPad is?
658
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:11,455
Yeah, I do. It's one of those flat things
you push around with your fingers.
659
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,743
It sounds great. Makes
me wanna buy one
660
00:33:13,756 --> 00:33:16,029
because you're making
it sound so appealing.
661
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:20,791
Don't use sarcasm on me.
I'm an old man. I confuse easy.
662
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,175
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen...
663
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,175
please rise for our national
anthem as sung by boxing legends...
664
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:31,190
Henry "Razor" Sharp
and Billy "The Kid" McDonnen.
665
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,895
Both singing off-key:
Oh, say can you see.
666
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,575
By the dawn's early light.
667
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:46,345
What so proudly we hailed
At the twilight's last gleaming?
668
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,975
(BOTH MUMBLING)
669
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,147
Oh, shit.
670
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,295
LeBron burst in your hair.
671
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:54,495
What?
672
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,908
Gave proof to the night
673
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:10,935
(GROANS)
674
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,455
Unnecessary.
675
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,895
Time to train.
676
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,909
All right. I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
677
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:17,786
Just...
678
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,135
Unnecessary!
679
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,228
I said it's time to train.
680
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,341
What have I done?
681
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,295
Where's Frankie?
682
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,295
Frankie's not coming till later.
I'm your trainer, Mikey.
683
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,981
You can't be my trainer.
Maybe I'd believe you ate my trainer.
684
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,301
Nice.
685
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,815
WEATHERMAN ON RADIO:
Forty-six and chilly downtown.
686
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,855
It's not gonna get much warmer
this afternoon.
687
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,295
Highs today in Pittsburgh
only around the 60s.
688
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,575
Grab a sweater and maybe
an extra cup of Joe.
689
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,941
Right now, here's today's six at 6.
690
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,655
Do fighters still do this?
Seems like a lot of cholesterol.
691
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:05,941
Quiet.
692
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,220
Drink up.
693
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,070
And don't throw up.
694
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,695
Anything good in the
magazine, Mike?
695
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:34,471
Besides the crumbs from
your breakfast burrito?
696
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,415
Same shit.
697
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:40,015
Can you believe how bad these Hollywood
stars look without their makeup?
698
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,551
It's horrifying.
699
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,745
What's so funny?
700
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,775
- I was thinking about something.
- Bullshit.
701
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,135
- What are you laughing at?
- Your moobs.
702
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,335
Huh?
703
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,615
- Your moobs.
- My what?
704
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:57,015
Your moobs, they bounce when
you jump. It's like bad Baywatch.
705
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,015
(MIKEY LAUGHING)
706
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,346
(CHUCKLES)
707
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:09,344
Let's go, let's go!
You've only got 50 feet to go.
708
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,944
My ass is numb from
this goddamn scooter.
709
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,951
SALLY: Hey.
710
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,625
You need a lift?
711
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,382
Why'd you come find me again?
712
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,862
Because I knew you didn't mean it.
713
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,386
How you been?
714
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:38,415
You mean since the last time I saw
you in 1984? I've been okay, thanks.
715
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,065
Hey! You got 50 more feet!
716
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,508
- Don't quit on me now!
- In a minute, Light.
717
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,775
SALLY: Lightning?
- Yeah.
718
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:48,015
Oh, my God.
I can't believe he's still alive.
719
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,381
I mean, not in a bad way.
720
00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:58,584
So why are you here, Sally?
721
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,775
I just think we got off on the wrong
foot at the press thing...
722
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,062
and I just thought
we could go and talk.
723
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,615
Well, I'm training right now.
Can't do it.
724
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,455
Look, lately,
I've seen a lot of clips of you.
725
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,935
You know, because of the fight
and all and clips of us...
726
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:24,215
and I thought I had filed all of
that away some place really neatly...
727
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,581
Well, that's good.
I mean, you were always neat.
728
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,061
You know, Henry, it's taken me
almost 30 years to say this...
729
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,575
but I truly am sorry. I apologize.
730
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,111
It's okay.
731
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,455
You look cold. I'm cold.
732
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,742
It's good seeing
you, but I gotta go.
733
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,588
I'm in the phone
book under Anderson.
734
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:53,462
My late husband's name,
if you ever wanna talk about this.
735
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,464
Why would I ever
wanna talk about this, Sally?
736
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:10,991
Hey!
737
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,064
Is he a good kid?
738
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,147
The best.
739
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,470
You'd like him.
740
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:32,985
LIGHTNING: Well, well.
741
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:35,735
She's single.
742
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,215
Call her before she remembers
that you're you.
743
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:40,820
Don't eavesdrop on my
private conversations, okay?
744
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,695
I had my hearing aid turned down.
745
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:45,175
But you could see she was
sending all the signals.
746
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:49,095
You could be doing the bone dance with
her instead of welding mice out of crap.
747
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,267
They're dogs.
748
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,030
And I said mind your own business.
749
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,420
Damn it!
750
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:04,535
Why don't you have a goddamn TV? I could
be watching Dancing With the Stars.
751
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:09,188
I'm an old guy. I gotta be watching
Dancing With the Stars. I'm serious.
752
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,182
Come on, baby. Come on, old man.
753
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,385
MIKEY: Your timing's off, Kid.
754
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,223
He's out-hustling you, Kid.
755
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,575
Your timing's way off.
756
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,095
Touch him with the jab.
757
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,665
Move your head.
758
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,615
Tap him with that jab.
759
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,215
(BOTH GRUNTING)
760
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:34,095
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop. Shmoo,
ease up. He's like 80 years old.
761
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,775
I am easing up, baby. Come on.
762
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,535
Kid, let's call it a session.
I'm tired just watching.
763
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,391
I can't quit, he's moving too fast.
I can't land anything.
764
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,455
Hey, you think I could just make
a suggestion real quick?
765
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,335
- Come again?
- I won't interrupt.
766
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,095
Just a quick suggestion.
He's got a hitch in his jab.
767
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,295
Try timing it with the right.
See what happens.
768
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,135
- Hey, you his trainer?
BJ: No, I'm not.
769
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,415
Then back the hell off!
770
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,780
All right.
771
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,304
Let's go. Ready? Come on.
772
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:09,740
MAN: Oh!
773
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,385
(MEN CLAP AND CHEER)
774
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,815
- Good tip.
MIKEY: Hey, Kid.
775
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,455
I don't need this shit.
I was doing you a favor.
776
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,935
If you wanna listen to him,
be my guest, all right?
777
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,779
That's my son. He's the
first person to talk
778
00:40:20,792 --> 00:40:22,621
to me like a boxer instead
of a pair of tits.
779
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,415
Get out of here.
780
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,695
You know what? I'm gonna show you
something, you fat piece of shit.
781
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,415
- What the hell?
- Come back here.
782
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,975
Come back, you fat bastard,
I'm gonna kick your ass.
783
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,495
I'll show you a pair of tits!
784
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,906
(CHUCKLES)
785
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,110
So Why'd you come back?
786
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,951
I just wanna give you
these back, all right?
787
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:47,455
I have a dealership. I can't have my son
drive around in that old piece of shit.
788
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,015
I appreciate the gesture,
all right, but just...
789
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,495
You're not buying me into your life.
It's not gonna happen.
790
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,624
Just take the keys.
Take the keys, please.
791
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,747
- Fine.
- Let it go, Kid.
792
00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:02,867
Hey, what's "BJ" stand for?
793
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:06,615
Bradley James. It stands for
Bradley James, but I just...
794
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:07,855
I like BJ.
795
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,175
We all do, kid.
796
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,135
It's one thing to get one
and it's another to be called one.
797
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,615
Oh, that is clever,
I gotta tell you.
798
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,335
Kids in school use to say that...
799
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,215
until I smacked the loudest one
and made the rest stop.
800
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:20,501
I'll bet.
801
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:24,940
So I spent like a month in the principal's
office because of people saying that.
802
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,063
I guess I actually
kind of liked it.
803
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,175
- Fighting, you mean?
- No, the principal. She was hot.
804
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,870
Yeah, well, that sounds familiar.
805
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:38,149
So you like boxing too?
Noticed this.
806
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:43,215
I surely got the nose, huh?
Nothing like you.
807
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:47,735
I had some amateur fights, went to
nationals, but Mom made me quit.
808
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,181
My dad, he signed
me up for football.
809
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:52,695
How'd you do?
810
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,815
Played corner in college.
811
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,895
But I coach now. I do strength
and conditioning over at Pitt.
812
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,975
- Wow. Panthers. Impressive.
- No.
813
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,255
It's just I got a knack for kicking
fat asses into shape, that's all.
814
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,655
Where'd you get that
smart mouth on you?
815
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:09,575
- Did the guy who raised you give you that?
- Definitely not.
816
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:13,895
Ha, ha. No, sir. Funny, nobody could ever
figure it out where I got that from.
817
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,055
Now I'm thinking maybe Mom
had a pretty good idea.
818
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,864
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
819
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,775
Hey, how about you help me?
820
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:22,947
With What?
821
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,300
Help get me back in shape.
822
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,319
- Like you want me to train you?
- Yeah.
823
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,255
Ha, ha. You're crazy.
824
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,501
- I ain't helping you.
- Huh?
825
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,415
- No, I don't wanna do that.
- Come on.
826
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,589
- I don't think so.
- Come on, just till I find somebody else.
827
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,855
This'll be your salary.
828
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,615
(LAUGHING)
829
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,695
It's a Dodge Dart, not a Porsche. You
act like you're giving me something.
830
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:47,867
That's a piece of shit.
831
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,935
It is a piece of shit, isn't it?
832
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,335
How about I kick a dent in it,
you'll like it better?
833
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,191
- There's an idea.
- Want me to scratch it up with a key?
834
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:59,015
Huh?
835
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:03,384
I tell you what. You've got yourself a
deal. You start tomorrow. Six A.M.
836
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,975
- How about 10:30?
- How about 6 A.M.?
837
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,615
- How about 8:30?
- How about 6 A.M.?
838
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,823
And do me a favor. Lay
off the, uh, flapjacks
839
00:43:10,836 --> 00:43:13,029
and the Scotch, all
right, Stay Puft?
840
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,655
Mom is not gonna like this one.
841
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,455
Well, we'll turn her.
842
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,309
"We'll turn her"? Good luck.
843
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,335
Oh, by the way, Kid, you, uh...
You got a grandson.
844
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,462
His name's Trey and he's 8.
845
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,142
How do I look in this thing?
Pretty good?
846
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,263
Don't get into an accident.
847
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,815
RAZOR: I'm not sure about this place. Why
don't we go outside and do road work?
848
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:48,295
No, your legs are fine. It's just the rest
of your muscles are as rusty as my balls.
849
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:49,535
(HEARING AID WHINING)
850
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,135
Hey, Light. Filter.
851
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,535
BOY: Hey.
852
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,655
- Your head's making noise.
- You wanna hear a noise?
853
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,989
It's gonna be the sound of you
crying if you don't get out of here.
854
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:01,855
That was nice.
855
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:05,375
Like I was saying. We're gonna focus
on your endurance and your speed...
856
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:09,505
so you get so fast, he's gonna crawl
right back up into his mama's vagina.
857
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,375
RAZOR: Hey, Light.
- What?
858
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,343
"What?" Take a Walk.
859
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,015
You sit down right here.
860
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:19,030
Hey, Moses. Looks like Dundee
found your new sparring partner.
861
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,615
Another funny one, Frank.
862
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:23,789
- He's closer to a pro fighter in
age than you are. KID: Keep it up.
863
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,895
Kid, there's somebody I want
you to meet. My son, Trey.
864
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,335
No way.
My family gets bigger and bigger.
865
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,575
- Can I call you Grandpa?
KID: No.
866
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,535
No. Kid. Call me Kid.
867
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,415
That seems weird
because you're old.
868
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,015
(BJ CHUCKLES)
869
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,039
- Just call him Billy.
- Nice to meet you, Billy.
870
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,079
- Nice to meet you.
- I'm gonna go do my homework.
871
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,575
- Okay.
- Go get them.
872
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,021
- Okay, Dad.
- You ready, Grandpa?
873
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,855
- Don't call me Grandpa.
- Don't like that?
874
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:49,335
Last night I decided we're going to
train in a very particular way.
875
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,415
We're going to train old school.
876
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,735
None of this...
None of this Pilates crap.
877
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,896
I'm talking real old school.
I'm talking
878
00:44:56,909 --> 00:44:59,055
Johnson, I'm talking
Dempsey, I'm talking Louis.
879
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:02,135
And today, we're gonna start
with pool punching.
880
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,830
What's pool punching?
881
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:10,855
Let's go! Joe Frazier did this three hours
a day! You're not even going five minutes.
882
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,655
Joe Frazier didn't do this.
883
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,066
So what?
884
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,775
(CHUCKLES)
885
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,360
Let's go. Let's go. Give me 10.
What do you say?
886
00:45:19,385 --> 00:45:21,055
Attaboy. Let's go, there's one.
887
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,055
And...
888
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,615
a...
889
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:25,775
half.
890
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,295
Are you kidding me?
891
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,615
Really? That's it?
892
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:30,980
One and a half?
893
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,988
(GRUNTING)
894
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,815
Ali-Frazier.
895
00:45:56,840 --> 00:46:00,815
What did Frazier do? He drove him nuts by
rolling under that right hand and, barn...
896
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,135
he threw the left hook.
Roll and throw, Kid.
897
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,575
So you work on that,
I'm gonna surprise you with balls.
898
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,146
It reminds me of a woman
I met in Bangkok...
899
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,711
Surprise!
900
00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:18,265
LIGHTNING: What do you think he's got here?
Hundred? Two hundred acres?
901
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,981
All this stuff here just rusting.
902
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:25,295
He's sitting on a gold mine.
He's got endless piles of crap.
903
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,991
- Light, you're killing me.
- Put up 100, 150...
904
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:30,935
500 condominiums here.
905
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,135
You gotta be quiet. Unh.
906
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:37,535
Five, six hundred. I bet you $10,000,
he'd sell the whole goddamn thing.
907
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:40,664
- Unh.
- Don't stop. Don't stop!
908
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,135
Ha, ha!
909
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,467
- Didn't I tell you not to stop?
- Aah!
910
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,100
Ha!
911
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:04,661
BJ: Attaboy.
912
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,101
Let's go, get your elbows up.
Find a rhythm.
913
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,615
Attaboy. Attaboy.
914
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,855
Through the bell, through the bell,
through the bell!
915
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,055
(BELL RINGS)
916
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,511
Time! Attaboy. Attaboy.
917
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:30,910
Sorry you had to see that, Trey.
918
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,347
Hey, Kid.
919
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,464
- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm sore.
920
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,255
- Hey! What are you doing?
- I thought you wanted me to hit this.
921
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:01,455
What are you gonna do? Beat up
the meat? That's not sanitary.
922
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:03,455
No, we're just here to buy dinner.
923
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:06,026
- You don't have to punch everything.
- Right.
924
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:14,735
Let's go, up! Pop. Pop.
Attaboy. Come on! Up! Up!
925
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,455
(KID GRUNTING AND BJ CHUCKLING)
926
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,735
What is it exactly
that you're doing right now?
927
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,255
- What are you doing?
- Resting.
928
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,815
Taking a rest, huh?
That's gonna get the job done.
929
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:25,135
Jesus Christ, did you
just fart on me?
930
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:29,415
Did you just fart on me? Are you
kidding me? You gotta be kidding me.
931
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:32,455
Good God, come on.
You're better than that.
932
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:36,107
You kidding me?
You know, my head's right there.
933
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,495
Hey. This is insane.
934
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,335
What? You paratrooped in 'Nam.
What's the problem?
935
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,815
Hey, that was 40 years ago,
for crying out loud.
936
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,575
Shut up! Get out of the plane!
This is great promotion!
937
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,335
Guys, go get ready. Because
the target is right there.
938
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,255
(DANTE CHEERS)
939
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:58,427
DANTE: All right, let's go!
940
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,095
(INSTRUMENT BUZZES)
941
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,109
- Go now?
- You're good!
942
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:06,575
DANTE: Oh, Shit!
943
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,429
(YELLING)
944
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:12,141
DANTE: Ha-ha-ha!
- God, that felt good.
945
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,463
You jagoff!
946
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:18,495
- You threw his old ass out the plane!
- Why are you laughing?
947
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,495
I forgot to tell you, first one
down gets an extra five grand.
948
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,588
- Shit!
- Don't forget to pull the string!
949
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,351
Oh.
950
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,190
That's just beautiful! Precious!
951
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:44,991
Magic!
952
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,695
Sharp and McDonnen made quite the
splash when the two 60-plus fighters...
953
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:51,695
- Oh, my God. They're nuts!
- ...parachuted into a parking lot.
954
00:49:51,720 --> 00:49:53,743
(PEOPLE SHRIEKING AND LAUGHING)
955
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,340
- Nuts!
REPORTER: Although their landing...
956
00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:59,895
didn't go exactly as planned...
957
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:01,940
- Thank you.
REPORTER: Both men walked away...
958
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,869
with only a few bruises.
959
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:05,941
Wow.
960
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,055
Okay, new regimen.
961
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,216
Starting today, you're
gonna be soaking your
962
00:50:11,229 --> 00:50:13,375
hands in this stuff.
Make them leathery.
963
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,867
- What is it?
- It's horse urine.
964
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,415
I'm not sticking my
hand in horse urine.
965
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,020
Oh, you're telling me you're
better than Jack Dempsey?
966
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:26,935
Because every day Jack Dempsey would
soak his hands in horse urine.
967
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,870
And nobody had a tougher punch
than Jack Dempsey.
968
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,387
Did you heat it up or is it fresh?
969
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:45,375
- Ha!
- What?
970
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:46,706
It's vinegar.
971
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,587
- I knew that.
- I'm kidding.
972
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:51,695
It's horse piss.
973
00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:53,060
It's vinegar.
974
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:54,746
I'm kidding.
975
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,061
Vinegar.
976
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:59,895
- I am kidding, actually.
- Come on!
977
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:02,935
Take a shower. Wash your
hands very, very thoroughly.
978
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,500
- You can still smell the horse piss.
- Wait, don't put it...!
979
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,615
Don't put it in there.
Just throw it in my room.
980
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,055
- Why? What's wrong with...?
- Just get it off the box.
981
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,468
What do you got in
there, the Hope Diamond?
982
00:51:12,481 --> 00:51:13,879
Don't worry about it.
983
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,975
- Your porn stash?
- It's not funny.
984
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,181
Letters from Sally.
985
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,655
Aw, for God's sakes, call her up!
986
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,225
What are you talking about?
987
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,839
Deal with Sally, or your
head won't be clear
988
00:51:27,852 --> 00:51:30,381
and she's gonna screw
up your fight again.
989
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,935
- What do you mean, "again"?
- Oh, for God's sakes.
990
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,775
A guy has sex with my girl,
I want to knock his teeth out.
991
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,335
- Why didn't you?
- Because Kid loved boxing.
992
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,175
I wanted to take from him
the one thing he cared about most...
993
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,082
because that's
what he took from me.
994
00:51:44,107 --> 00:51:46,410
- Well, you sure have a
funny way of showing it.
995
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,940
You're my buddy.
But be careful where you're going...
996
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,904
because you don't
know anything about it.
997
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,935
Forgive me, but you keep talking
about how much she meant to you.
998
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:59,495
All I remember is you would show up
at the gym first thing in the morning.
999
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,884
You would be the last
person to leave at night.
1000
00:52:01,909 --> 00:52:04,175
You didn't have time for
anybody or anything.
1001
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,428
You blamed her for ruining
the relationship.
1002
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,150
Well, maybe the real
problem was you.
1003
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,775
BJ: Trey, you have a good time?
TREY: Yeah, I did.
1004
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:27,495
- I know you're kidding.
- Hey, Sally. Long time.
1005
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,319
- Ma, look...
- You're not training this guy.
1006
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,655
- It was my idea. Don't get mad at him.
- I'm serious.
1007
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,175
- I understand.
- BJ, I'm serious.
1008
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:36,215
What's the point of telling me if you
don't want me interacting with him?
1009
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:38,695
Interacting's one thing.
Working with is another.
1010
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:40,455
- Why?
- You can't be trusted.
1011
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,055
He's training me. That's all.
1012
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,775
SALLY: I don't care!
TREY: Stop yelling!
1013
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,215
I think everyone's a little cranky
because they haven't eaten.
1014
00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:48,501
I say we do this.
1015
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,855
- Burger, burger...
- Salad.
1016
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,425
And a glass of white wine.
1017
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,215
Works, right?
1018
00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:57,895
- That sounds good.
- Sound good?
1019
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,261
(OLDIES ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
1020
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:07,415
You know, it might be helpful if you told
us what you hated about the guy so much.
1021
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,255
Yeah. He doesn't seem that bad.
1022
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,375
- You know I offered to marry her?
- You did?
1023
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:14,504
- He didn't want to marry me.
- No, I offered to marry you.
1024
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,935
You also offered to sleep
with my sister the same night.
1025
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:19,535
I can still hear you!
1026
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:23,935
- You did sleep with Carol, my friend.
- That's what she said.
1027
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:27,746
You must be really tired if you fall
asleep with all these people.
1028
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:31,415
- Sometimes people make you tired.
SALLY: You know what?
1029
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:34,935
I've got some quarters. Why don't
you go play a game? That'd be fun.
1030
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,575
Come on! This is the best dinner
conversation we ever had.
1031
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,509
Trey. Why don't you go ahead, okay?
1032
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,095
So, what happened?
1033
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,775
- I was an idiot.
KID: No, you weren't an idiot.
1034
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:51,455
- You were young and confused.
- "Confused"? Oh, man.
1035
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,135
You thought you liked him.
You realized you loved me.
1036
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:58,655
One thing led to another and I
couldn't handle settling down.
1037
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,295
So I was gonna do the right thing.
I was gonna marry you.
1038
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:02,815
I didn't want to marry you.
1039
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,815
I didn't love you. I loved him.
1040
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,295
Why did you sleep with me?
1041
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,655
I was stupid.
1042
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,975
Well, girls have slept
with me for less.
1043
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,295
There was this one girl, slept with me.
She thought I was Marv Albert.
1044
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:16,575
- Because my haircut was different.
- You are unbelievable.
1045
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:19,863
Why couldn't you pick George Foreman?
We would've been rolling in grill money.
1046
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,495
I've been with three people.
Three men in 30 years.
1047
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:25,775
- Mom...
- Two, I loved.
1048
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,255
Your father, not him. And Razor.
1049
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:30,064
Ma, don't go.
1050
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:33,262
(CHEERING)
1051
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,575
What a bunch of nonsense.
What is this?
1052
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:44,255
What are you talking about?
It's called promotion, Kid.
1053
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:45,615
- Hey.
- Yes, Razor.
1054
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,015
I know we've got a contract, but I
can't stand being around that clown.
1055
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:53,255
What is up with you? Huh? Did you wake
up on the wrong side of the tenement?
1056
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,615
Hey, Webster.
Show a little respect.
1057
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:59,495
And I choose to believe that you called me
Webster because of my vocabulary...
1058
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:02,855
- ...not because of my height and race.
- No, it's because you're short and black.
1059
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,735
That's funny. That's real funny.
1060
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,855
What was Jesus like?
I'm curious. Was he cool?
1061
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:08,375
They're ready for you.
1062
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,135
They call your names,
head right up to the octagon.
1063
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,615
The octagon?
1064
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:14,455
Well, what kind of
stupid sport is this?
1065
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,535
Boxing's better? They fight in a
square and they call it a ring.
1066
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:19,055
What is the problem, guys?
1067
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:20,909
- Good point.
- Thank you.
1068
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,495
Walk up on me and I promise
I'm gonna bust your ass.
1069
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:27,535
ANNOUNCER: Please welcome boxing
legends, Billy "The Kid" McDonnen...
1070
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:29,375
and Henry "Razor" Sharp.
1071
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:30,975
(CHEERING)
1072
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,495
Pleasure to see you.
1073
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:33,951
Thank you for your time.
1074
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:37,575
Guys, thank you very much. Welcome.
Thanks for joining us.
1075
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:38,775
Thanks for having us.
1076
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,735
So, what do you guys
think of the event?
1077
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:45,135
I mean, no offense, but to me,
next level beyond boxing, huh?
1078
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:47,375
I don't... I don't get it.
1079
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,255
- Yeah, me either.
- What are you doing?
1080
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:50,455
(AUDIENCE JEERING)
1081
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,735
If I wanted to see two guys grab
each other's balls...
1082
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,881
I'd try the men's room
at Kid's restaurant.
1083
00:55:54,906 --> 00:55:56,895
- That's why we throw
him out all the time.
1084
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:59,735
Called Knocked Out, by the way.
337 Charles Street.
1085
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:01,735
- Everybody's invited.
- Come on, Kid!
1086
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:04,895
Listen. You gotta hold it down
because you're driving me crazy.
1087
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,335
I'm sorry. Do I give a shit? No!
1088
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,384
Man, are you gonna be feisty
when you hit puberty.
1089
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,335
What is it that you do not like
about mixed martial arts?
1090
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,975
It's okay. We had a name for guys
that kicked when they fought:
1091
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,175
Girls.
1092
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,375
(AUDIENCE BOOING)
1093
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:24,695
You know what? I think our audience
is taking offense to the fact...
1094
00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:27,175
that you don't believe
this is a skilled art form.
1095
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,615
Look at this! Look at this!
1096
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:31,151
They booing us!
1097
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:34,135
- What did...?
- Say whatever you want.
1098
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:35,855
That's great. That's great.
1099
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,426
You can kiss my black ass
if this shit don't happen.
1100
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:40,575
That's fine.
1101
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,775
Kid, compare MMA to boxing.
1102
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,095
Well, to me,
it's more like pro wrestling.
1103
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:47,949
Really? Interesting.
1104
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,947
ANNOUNCER: Chael Sonnen!
- Hey, Grandpa!
1105
00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:53,975
Is this what they call manners?
1106
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,375
You come here to our venue
in front of our fans.
1107
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,615
You're gonna compare
us to rassling?
1108
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:01,335
Ha. Did he say "rassling"?
1109
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:04,455
Why don't you stand there in your
sweatshirt and look stupid...
1110
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:07,495
while I speak to your fellow geriatric?
RAZOR: Hey.
1111
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,655
Look at this guy. Who are you?
I don't even know what your name is.
1112
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:14,655
I'm the guy asking you to pick up one of
your arms and throw it in my direction...
1113
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:18,815
so I can put you on your ass and you
can tell these fans if it felt scripted.
1114
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:19,975
RAZOR: Go.
1115
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,415
- Hey.
- Go ahead.
1116
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:25,175
You know what? Yeah, be my guest. You
take your first shot. I challenge you.
1117
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,135
Hit him! What are you
wasting your time?
1118
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:30,775
Why are you interrupting? You got some
courage? You want to take a shot?
1119
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:33,495
I don't want to take a shot.
I want you to smash him.
1120
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,649
Go ahead. Hit him. Hit him.
He wants to be hit.
1121
00:57:35,674 --> 00:57:36,695
Shut up, old man.
1122
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:37,901
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
1123
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:41,665
Oh, shit!
1124
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:44,663
Guess that's that.
1125
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:47,775
That was a lucky shot.
1126
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,495
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1127
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:52,509
(PHONE LINE RINGING)
1128
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:01,981
SALLY OVER PHONE: Hello?
1129
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:05,183
Why didn't you say anything?
1130
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:06,815
It was busy.
1131
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:09,255
No one's phone is busy
anymore with call waiting.
1132
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,215
(RINGING)
1133
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,895
It's probably her.
1134
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,455
What? How'd she know?
1135
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:16,344
Caller ID.
1136
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:20,415
Would it be easier if I said
she had magic powers?
1137
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:23,111
- Don't.
- Hold on, Sally.
1138
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,215
Sally. How you doing?
1139
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,215
- Hello.
- Hi. Hey.
1140
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:33,535
Well, hey.
1141
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:37,335
Uh, call and hang up,
just like the good old days.
1142
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:41,815
Heh. You know, I just saw you on TV
punch some guy out.
1143
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:43,055
I mean, wow.
1144
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:45,815
I mean, your punch is really great.
1145
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,215
Yeah, I was lucky.
1146
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:49,215
- No, really.
- I appreciate it. Thanks.
1147
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:52,575
Listen, I was thinking about
what you were saying about meeting.
1148
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:55,535
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you know, just to catch up.
1149
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,575
Sure. I'd love to.
1150
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,215
When?
1151
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:01,095
Whoa. Wow.
1152
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,175
- Wow, what?
- No, I was just...
1153
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,975
I don't know, maybe tomorrow?
Tomorrow would be good.
1154
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,147
Okay.
1155
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,271
So I'll see you then, okay?
1156
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:30,262
(BARKING)
1157
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:41,182
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
1158
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,181
Whenever you're ready,
come see us. Thank you.
1159
00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:59,615
Judd, what's with the crowd?
1160
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,535
Well, apparently, everybody
wants to buy a car from you.
1161
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:04,025
Well, that's a good change.
1162
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:06,429
(PHONE RINGING)
1163
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:08,864
Hey, what's going on, Lou?
1164
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:11,135
Nothing. I'm in my office right now.
1165
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:12,910
Hey, hey, how we selling?
1166
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:14,415
Oh, that's good.
1167
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,383
No, that's real good, Lou.
1168
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:18,175
What?
1169
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:19,775
Are you kidding me right now?
1170
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:21,815
- Hey, shut up!
- Hold on.
1171
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:25,095
Don't tell me to shut up! You shut up!
I found out I'm about to be rich.
1172
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,015
You know what?
I'm gonna buy this place...
1173
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:30,215
and turn it into a gentlemen's
club and I'm not gonna hire you.
1174
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:33,105
I'm gonna hire everybody else,
except you two.
1175
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,629
Uh! Uh!
1176
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,626
(PEOPLE CHEERING AND CLAPPING)
1177
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:40,664
MAN: Hey, way to do it, Kid!
1178
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:44,455
Look who's here.
Look who's here. Wow.
1179
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,375
Did you see this guy
on TV last night?
1180
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:49,375
Was that amazing or what?
I mean, you really kicked ass.
1181
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,495
You made us old-timers
look real good last night.
1182
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:52,695
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1183
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:55,335
Kid, you know what I was thinking?
Thought I'd train you today.
1184
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,615
- Yeah? Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
1185
01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:59,026
Follow me.
1186
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,535
Johnny, get up in the ring.
Spar with Kid.
1187
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:05,187
Looking good. Good job, Kid.
It was great last night. All right.
1188
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:07,215
KID: Thanks, Frankie.
FRANKIE: Stay loose.
1189
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:09,935
I like it. You're looking like
new money in there. Ha, ha.
1190
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,266
All right.
1191
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:14,175
I thought you were his trainer, Dad.
1192
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:15,631
Yeah, buddy, so did I.
1193
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:18,101
Yeah, Frank.
1194
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,343
You know, this is great, Frankie.
1195
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:23,381
Being in the main ring
with you and the crew
1196
01:01:23,394 --> 01:01:26,026
and all that, but I
already have a trainer.
1197
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,055
- Can you stop filming?
- No, don't stop.
1198
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:31,625
FRANKIE: Stop filming.
1199
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:34,095
What's your problem, Kid?
1200
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:36,580
I thought you'd be thankful
I was offering to work with you.
1201
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:37,935
I'm trying to do you a favor.
1202
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:41,695
I'm grateful. Nice of you to come down
from your Mountain to do me this favor...
1203
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:43,735
but I don't need a favor.
I need a trainer.
1204
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:45,900
You stuck me with that guy,
who's such a dumbshit...
1205
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:48,335
he doesn't even know
I'm talking about him right now.
1206
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:49,935
- See?
- It's what it is.
1207
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,415
The only reason you give a shit
is I finally got some heat.
1208
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,775
- Let's be honest, Frank.
- Oh.
1209
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:56,055
- Really?
- Yeah.
1210
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:57,575
- Really?
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
1211
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:00,535
Oh, okay. You're the
original media whore.
1212
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:01,879
- Your mother's a whore.
- What?
1213
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:06,065
Your mother's a whore. And I named my
son after her best trick. Right, BJ?
1214
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:07,535
Trey, you stay here.
1215
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,975
You call my mother a whore?
You call my mother a whore?
1216
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,864
You call my... Unh!
1217
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:15,911
Well, that's that.
1218
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,586
Start the car.
1219
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:20,255
Come on, buddy. Let's go.
1220
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:21,870
Let's go, yeah. Let's go, Dad.
1221
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:29,135
Dad? What do the letters in your
name mean? The B and the J?
1222
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:31,975
You gotta be kidding me.
You see what you started?
1223
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,135
You started this.
1224
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:36,575
Well, you know, Trey?
I'll answer that.
1225
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:39,180
B and J stands for...
1226
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:42,495
"butterscotch jellybeans."
TREY: Really?
1227
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:44,615
A lot of guys
like butterscotch jellybeans.
1228
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:46,215
But you know the problem?
1229
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:49,175
Sometimes, women don't like to
give guys butterscotch jellybeans.
1230
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:52,775
- Ha-ha-ha.
- I love butterscotch jellybeans a lot.
1231
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:56,135
I like to have, like, 100 a day.
1232
01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:59,230
Well, what an appetite you have.
Boy, oh, boy.
1233
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:03,264
Hey, you know, uh,
what you did back there...
1234
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:05,495
you stepping up like that.
1235
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:08,305
I appreciate it.
I just want to let you know.
1236
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,175
I don't have any use
for that jagoff.
1237
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:14,775
Crap, I'm gonna be late
for football practice.
1238
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:15,996
Hey, Trey-Trey, you
got your stuff, right?
1239
01:03:16,009 --> 01:03:17,215
Yep.
1240
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:20,095
I'm gonna drop you off at
grandma's on the way to Kid's.
1241
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:21,535
I wanna stay with Kid.
1242
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,815
Oh, you wanna stay
with Kid? Well, you can't.
1243
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,535
No, you know what?
Maybe he could stay over tonight.
1244
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:29,106
We can have like a sleepover.
What do you think? Huh?
1245
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:30,615
- Yeah!
KID: You like that?
1246
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,535
Your grandmother will have my hide.
It ain't happening.
1247
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,215
- Come on!
BJ: Look what you started.
1248
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:37,495
- Come on! Please!
- You gotta jump in there too?
1249
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:39,335
Yeah, you're the dad. Come on.
1250
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,695
- Please.
BJ: All right, all right. I tell you what.
1251
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:46,215
You can stay, as long as we
make it a dudes-only secret.
1252
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:50,335
Works for me. You know dude secrets
are very important in life, Trey.
1253
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,455
Your buddies, they
gotta look out for you.
1254
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:56,295
Like, if you're in a movie and you start
crying, you don't want people to know.
1255
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:58,695
They won't tell anybody
because they're your buddies.
1256
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,975
They cover for you when
you get in trouble...
1257
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:04,935
like when you have a gambling problem
or an unexpected visit in the drunk tank.
1258
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:08,975
- I think he probably he gets the point.
- No, he's a very smart, intelligent kid.
1259
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,615
It's amazing you're 8 years old.
1260
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:13,535
I thought you'd be maybe
like 9 or 10, or even 11.
1261
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:15,535
- I'm almost 9.
- Almost 9.
1262
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:19,095
Dad, for my birthday can I
have butterscotch jellybeans?
1263
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:21,495
Ha-ha-ha. I don't know, bud.
1264
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:24,544
- You got a few years to wait on that one.
- Please?
1265
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:29,105
SALLY: So...
1266
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:32,344
anyone in your life these days?
1267
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:35,187
There's been a few over the years.
1268
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:38,815
They stick around for a while, and
then they see these kind of, uh...
1269
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:41,175
Oprah shows about relationships.
1270
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:44,095
They tell me, "How come you don't
talk about your feelings more?"
1271
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:47,095
And I say, "Well, women are
more verbal than men."
1272
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:50,415
And they go, "Huh?"
And "What?" Heh.
1273
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:51,935
Then they leave.
1274
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:54,335
Wow, listen to you.
1275
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:56,335
"Women are more verbal than men."
1276
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:58,965
Yeah, I read an article in
Time magazine that's called:
1277
01:04:58,990 --> 01:05:00,575
"Women are More Verbal than Men."
1278
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:02,215
(LAUGHS)
1279
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:03,751
It's true.
1280
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:07,471
You know, I know it was
a long time ago, but...
1281
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:10,383
what happened? Really.
1282
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:13,744
You were everything in my life.
1283
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:15,990
Then Kid beat you.
1284
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:17,735
(SIGHS)
1285
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:18,975
And you were different.
1286
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:20,255
And I was lost.
1287
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:22,348
And everything started
to fall apart.
1288
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:26,226
Listen. This is ancient history.
1289
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:30,335
I put it behind me. And I don't
wanna get emotional about it.
1290
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:33,455
I hope you've put it behind you.
I just want to keep it calm.
1291
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:34,655
But why him?
1292
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:37,431
I mean, seriously,
of all the people in the world?
1293
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:40,135
I can't get it through my head.
1294
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:41,655
I lay in bed at night.
1295
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:44,615
I want to pound my head against...
I dream about killing this guy.
1296
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:47,775
Why him? He's the worst
guy in the world.
1297
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:50,471
- Why?
- Okay. Okay.
1298
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:54,015
Remember when you went to
the Catskills to train?
1299
01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:57,455
You wanted to be alone.
You wouldn't return my calls.
1300
01:05:57,480 --> 01:05:59,015
Six months turned into a year.
1301
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:02,295
I know that now, but I was
focused on winning the title.
1302
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:06,255
I know that. I know that.
But I was so in love with you.
1303
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:09,855
And I even flew up to surprise you.
1304
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,655
And then I saw you with that woman.
1305
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:15,655
I didn't know her. Nothing happened. I had
no idea who she was. She just showed up.
1306
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:16,855
What did I know?
1307
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:20,143
I just wanted to hurt you as much
as I thought you had hurt me.
1308
01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:24,301
And so...
1309
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:27,667
Kid.
1310
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:30,827
Kid.
1311
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:34,375
(RAZOR SIGHS)
1312
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:37,535
Kid. All right.
1313
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:39,150
I understand.
1314
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:42,464
Wow.
1315
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:45,375
I think we've depressed the shit
out of these pigeons.
1316
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:47,468
- No, don't say that. Right?
- Ha, ha.
1317
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:00,735
It's the first time taking
you alone. You nervous?
1318
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:05,575
For you, maybe. If I told my dad you
used a 12 pack of beer for a car seat...
1319
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:06,975
he will not be happy.
1320
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:10,415
He should've given us one, but you
know what? It'll be our secret.
1321
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:14,067
- And I'll drive slow. All right?
- Mm-hm.
1322
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:18,775
So, what do you wanna do
tonight, huh? Go to the movies?
1323
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:20,935
If it's PG-13 or R. I don't do G.
1324
01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:22,335
(PHONE RINGING)
1325
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:25,703
- Oh, wow. You're old for your years.
- You too.
1326
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:29,175
Yeah. Dante.
1327
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:30,895
We bigger than Pittsburgh, Kid!
1328
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,068
- Well, what do you mean?
- What's it mean?
1329
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:37,095
It means we sold too many seats.
It means we need a bigger venue.
1330
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:39,215
Dude, the UFC thing
put us over the top.
1331
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:42,135
- How we gonna get a new venue?
- What do you mean? It's already done!
1332
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:44,935
The Consol Energy Center wants us!
Eighteen thousand seats.
1333
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:48,055
- You messing with me?
- No, I ain't messing, you geriatric prick.
1334
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:50,135
Pay-per-view and HBO too.
I forgot that.
1335
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:52,336
Let me tell you, if
people buy this thing,
1336
01:07:52,349 --> 01:07:54,535
do you understand this
will set us straight?
1337
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,095
A different type of money.
1338
01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:59,415
I'm talking about that Kardashian
sex tape type money.
1339
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:01,815
- Don't mess with me, man.
- This is real, man.
1340
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:03,135
This is money, baby!
1341
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:05,135
Yeah, good. All good. Good.
1342
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:06,821
- I just wanted to let you know.
- Good.
1343
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:08,749
- Bye, man.
- Thanks.
1344
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:10,626
Yeah.
1345
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:12,863
I'm making it, baby!
1346
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,975
I left my keys in the house.
Goddamn it.
1347
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:19,055
So since we established
that I've never been that verbal...
1348
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:23,495
and even you told me I had a hard
time communicating. Remember that?
1349
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:27,095
- Uh, yeah.
- You didn't have to say it like that. Heh.
1350
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:28,735
Well, you were right.
1351
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:30,655
And I worked at it.
1352
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:35,581
I started making things
from junk or objects...
1353
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:39,304
that I found at the yard.
And I made this for you.
1354
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:42,383
Oh, it's darling.
1355
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:45,455
- It's...
- A mouse, I guess.
1356
01:08:45,480 --> 01:08:49,301
No, it looks more like a dog.
Yeah, it's a dog.
1357
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:52,495
- When did all this start?
- I don't know. A long time ago.
1358
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:54,816
It's just that some
people look at old rusty
1359
01:08:54,829 --> 01:08:57,135
scrap metal and say,
"Ah, that's just junk."
1360
01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:58,671
But I see something else.
1361
01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:00,855
SALLY: Oh!
1362
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:03,984
That's beautiful! I love that.
1363
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:06,015
Excuse me, Mr. Sharp.
1364
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:08,335
You have a phone call
from a Mr. Dante Slate.
1365
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:09,695
Please tell him I'm busy.
1366
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:12,182
I'm afraid he insisted
that it was quote, "mad"
1367
01:09:12,195 --> 01:09:14,667
important," and that
"shit just got real."
1368
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:18,455
Maybe you should take it
because it's mad important.
1369
01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:19,820
Shit just got real.
1370
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:21,670
Heh. Okay.
1371
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:27,855
SALLY: Am I missing something here?
- What?
1372
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:30,255
Dante just told you you're
playing the Consol Center.
1373
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:32,735
- Yeah?
- And you act more nervous than excited.
1374
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:34,735
No, listen, I'm excited.
1375
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:37,340
I don't drive a lot at night
and I'm concentrating.
1376
01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:38,621
This is gonna be huge...
1377
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,190
- Unh. Ooh.
- Sally!
1378
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:47,175
Are you okay?
No, you're cut up here.
1379
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:49,354
I never saw that guy.
He came out of nowhere.
1380
01:09:49,379 --> 01:09:51,250
I swear to God, I never saw him.
Jesus!
1381
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:55,545
MAN: You guys all right?
1382
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:57,015
You guys Okay?
1383
01:09:57,040 --> 01:10:00,589
ALL: Pay-per-view! Pay-per-view!
Pay-per-view!
1384
01:10:00,614 --> 01:10:03,935
- It's gonna be real.
- Can you believe this?
1385
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:06,535
I'm not believing
you brought this boy to the bar.
1386
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:07,895
We're going to the movies.
1387
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:11,055
We will. We're just gonna
celebrate for a little bit, okay?
1388
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:12,935
Keep an eye on him, Joey, okay?
1389
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:15,142
(BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC)
1390
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:22,455
(ALL CHEERING)
1391
01:10:22,480 --> 01:10:24,295
Now you all have to chug!
1392
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:25,815
Now we all have to chug!
1393
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:28,455
(MIMICS GULPING)
1394
01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:30,344
(LAUGHS)
1395
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:34,135
Let's you and I get out of here.
1396
01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:35,855
Well, I can't, I got him, so...
1397
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:38,055
He's fine. He's having fun.
1398
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:40,023
Look. Time of his life.
1399
01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:43,746
Come on.
1400
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:47,430
We'll be quick about it.
1401
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:55,375
What do you think?
Will it leave a scar?
1402
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:58,017
Well, it's running right
along your hairline,
1403
01:10:58,042 --> 01:10:59,975
so I doubt you'll notice a thing.
1404
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,785
- Unless I go bald.
- Which, of course, you won't.
1405
01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:05,495
You won't, I promise.
But if you do...
1406
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:08,083
you're gonna be one
smoking hot bald lady with
1407
01:11:08,108 --> 01:11:10,415
a little scar that I'd
love to hang outwith.
1408
01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:12,815
- Okay. You folks have a good evening.
- Same.
1409
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:14,781
- Thank you.
LIGHTNING: Look at the two of you.
1410
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:16,335
Who would have thunk it?
1411
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:18,055
Lightning, hi.
1412
01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:19,495
- Good to see you, Sally.
- Hi.
1413
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:21,855
RAZOR:
Strange how life works out, huh?
1414
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:25,268
Oh, I'm flashing on to a stripper
I knew once in Korea.
1415
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:29,255
She never charged me. Not even
for the most daring requests.
1416
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:31,855
I keep hoping I'd run
into her again someday.
1417
01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:35,335
- Her and her ping-pong ball.
- Ooh. Hey.
1418
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:38,335
I'm just saying, seeing the two
of you together gives me hope.
1419
01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:40,215
Aw, that's sweet.
1420
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:42,215
- No, it's not.
- I think.
1421
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:44,015
You look good. So how you feeling?
1422
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:45,921
Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine.
No big deal at all.
1423
01:11:45,934 --> 01:11:47,826
Good.
1424
01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:51,740
Listen, can I talk to
you for a minute?
1425
01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:54,991
- So, what'd you want to talk about?
- Call it.
1426
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:57,264
Come on, I wasn't paying attention.
1427
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:04,309
When were you going to tell me
you're blind in one eye?
1428
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:06,615
How'd you know?
1429
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:10,215
How'd I know? When that bum
bitch-slapped you at the UFC fight.
1430
01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:14,055
A two-year-old could've seen that
coming. When were you gonna tell me?
1431
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:15,386
What happened?
1432
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:20,867
A crucible blew up at the yard
a couple of years ago.
1433
01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:24,863
Detached the retina. I
thought it would heal.
1434
01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:27,084
I figured I could get by.
1435
01:12:27,109 --> 01:12:29,575
"Get by"? Not only did
you put Sally at risk...
1436
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:32,695
if he finds out he can hit you
on the right, he can kill you.
1437
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:35,949
Then I go to my left.
I need to do this, Light.
1438
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:43,384
Look, I know you're doing this for my
sake and I appreciate it. Believe me.
1439
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:46,545
It's too dangerous.
1440
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:50,669
We gotta call off the fight.
1441
01:12:57,280 --> 01:12:59,064
(SIGHS)
1442
01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:02,615
(JOEY MUMBLES THEN WOMAN LAUGHS)
1443
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:05,415
I'm tired. Have you seen Kid?
1444
01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:08,703
No. You know, go over
there and try his office.
1445
01:13:10,480 --> 01:13:11,895
He's cute.
1446
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:13,535
You're cute.
1447
01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:15,867
You look exactly
like Angelina Jolie.
1448
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:18,742
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1449
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:25,055
Kid?
1450
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:26,615
You in here?
1451
01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:27,980
Kid?
1452
01:13:56,440 --> 01:13:57,746
- Holy shit!
KID: Trey!
1453
01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:00,135
- What are you doing?
- You scared me!
1454
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:01,495
KID: Stop the car!
1455
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:03,136
Why is your shirt off?
1456
01:14:03,149 --> 01:14:04,775
Stop the car. Turn
around and stop the car.
1457
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:07,655
- I can't reach the brakes, Grandpa!
- Don't call me Grandpa.
1458
01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:10,655
- Get off the seat and press the brake.
- Sir! Go on! Get it!
1459
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:12,066
Press the brake down there.
1460
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:16,264
Go down and press the brake.
Press the brake!
1461
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:20,095
- Ugh.
- Please don't tell my dad.
1462
01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:23,535
Oh, no, no. Never. This is our big
dude secret. Never. Lifelong.
1463
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:26,140
(SIREN WAILS)
1464
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:28,135
Uh-oh.
1465
01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:29,975
Oh, my goodness.
1466
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,815
- Lightning's right.
- Why is he right?
1467
01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:34,615
- Why is he right and I'm wrong?
- You can't do this fight.
1468
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:36,656
I'm in the best shape
I've been in 20 years.
1469
01:14:36,669 --> 01:14:38,695
You can't risk it. Why?
1470
01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:41,975
What have you wanted
most for the last 30 years?
1471
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:43,181
This fight...
1472
01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:45,544
or something else?
1473
01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:50,135
Excuse me.
1474
01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:51,855
Trey? Trey?
1475
01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:53,186
Dad!
1476
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:56,175
I turned my back, like,
for a minute. That was it.
1477
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:59,855
Turn your back in a bar? What'd you
say to me? What did you say?
1478
01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:03,055
You said, "Dinner, maybe a movie."
Then you took my son to a bar.
1479
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:05,819
Dad, it's not his fault.
Or the naked lady's.
1480
01:15:05,844 --> 01:15:06,527
What?
1481
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:08,095
(BJ SCOFFS)
1482
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:11,895
One night I ask you to step up, like a
father, and you can't keep it together.
1483
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:15,095
Come on, BJ. Nobody got hurt.
Everybody's okay. Come on.
1484
01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:17,735
BJ: "Everybody's okay"?
Who's okay? I'm not okay.
1485
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:19,575
Kid, all right? It's my son.
1486
01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:22,695
He means everything to me. A concept
you would never understand.
1487
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:25,095
- Come on.
- No, no. Listen to me.
1488
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:27,455
I'm gonna need you
to stay away from us, okay?
1489
01:15:27,480 --> 01:15:30,823
You stay away from me. You stay
away from my son. That's it.
1490
01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:35,383
(DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES)
1491
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:44,615
Hey! Look at you.
Still alive, defying the odds. Heh.
1492
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:49,667
Ha, ha. Good one. Makes it a lot
easier for me to say what I gotta say.
1493
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:52,575
- He's out.
- "Out"? What do you mean "out"?
1494
01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:55,135
- Fight's off. See you.
- "See you"?
1495
01:15:55,160 --> 01:15:57,099
Hey! Wait, ain't no damn "see you."
1496
01:15:57,124 --> 01:16:00,295
Get back here, you wrinkled,
Hobbit-faced son of a bitch.
1497
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:01,535
I got a contract.
1498
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:03,855
- Razor is gonna fight.
- He's not gonna fight.
1499
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:08,295
Take some of the money your father skimmed
off Razor, get yourself a new guy.
1500
01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:10,095
Razor's not gonna fight.
1501
01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:12,455
You know what?
Screw you and screw my dad.
1502
01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:14,735
You think you the only one
that got ripped off? Huh?
1503
01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:17,107
Only thing my dad left
me was a bad reputation,
1504
01:16:17,132 --> 01:16:18,895
which is why I need this to happen.
1505
01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:22,135
I got a boy in private school,
which means he has white friends...
1506
01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:24,215
which means he wants
white people shit.
1507
01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:27,535
He asked me for a bar mitzvah. Any
idea how expensive that shit is?
1508
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:28,707
It's expensive!
1509
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:31,981
I feel your pain and I'm
sorry your father was
1510
01:16:31,994 --> 01:16:34,586
such a prick, but Razor's
not doing the fight.
1511
01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:37,935
Let me tell you something.
I'll tell you what's...
1512
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:39,335
I'm talking to you.
1513
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:42,782
You not even gonna storm off in a
fast fashion? You gonna walk slow?
1514
01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:45,105
For you to walk off makes me look...
1515
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:48,902
Oh, shit!
1516
01:16:49,160 --> 01:16:51,255
Yo, I gotta take the car back?
1517
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:53,095
("WINTER WONDERLAND" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
1518
01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:55,215
Gone astray is the bluebird.
1519
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:59,815
Here to stay is the new bird.
1520
01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:04,295
He sings a love song As we go along
1521
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:06,548
(PHONE RINGING)
1522
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:12,828
Dante. This better be good news
because I can't handle anything bad.
1523
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:17,735
RAZOR: Where are you, Sally Rose?
- Hey.
1524
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:18,935
Hey.
1525
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:21,535
- I've got a really great idea.
- Okay, let's hear it.
1526
01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:22,735
How about this?
1527
01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:24,695
Ow. Heh, ow.
1528
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:26,055
- We go out of town.
- Yeah?
1529
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:28,695
- Let's get out of here.
- Okay. Let's do it. Where?
1530
01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:32,335
Do you remember how we always loved
the Adirondacks and we never went?
1531
01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:34,095
- Yeah.
- Millions of times, right?
1532
01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:35,375
Right. Millions of leaves.
1533
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:37,935
- And we regretted it, right?
- Yeah.
1534
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:40,506
Well, okay, what? No more regrets?
1535
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:43,423
Jesus! Aah!
1536
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:47,455
KID: You gonna quit again?
Again, you're gonna quit?
1537
01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:49,975
- Get out of here, Kid.
- No way. I don't think so.
1538
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:53,575
No, no. I'm not gonna get out of here
till you say you're gonna fight me.
1539
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:55,976
Oh! What are you doing, you moron?
1540
01:17:55,989 --> 01:17:58,375
Oh, will you look...?
I can't believe this.
1541
01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:01,709
- Get out of here, Kid.
- Is that why you quit? Because of her?
1542
01:18:03,640 --> 01:18:06,505
- Because of her? Did she make you quit?
SALLY: Henry.
1543
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:13,095
Hey, you made me wait 30 years to prove
to the world I could kick your ass.
1544
01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:15,055
And that's what I'm gonna do,
kick your ass.
1545
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:17,575
- You're gonna move on. Move on!
- What, move on?
1546
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:20,935
Now that you got her, you want me
to move on? And what do I got?
1547
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:22,255
Nothing. Nothing.
1548
01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:25,031
How do you live with yourself
knowing that we tied?
1549
01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:28,415
There was no grudge match.
You never beat me.
1550
01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:30,575
I was there! He kicked your ass!
1551
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:34,935
He didn't kick my ass. He knew I wasn't
ready for that fight. He didn't do shit.
1552
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:37,095
I lost because I was out of shape.
1553
01:18:37,120 --> 01:18:39,695
The first one, I kicked his ass
because I was in shape.
1554
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:41,695
SALLY: You're pathetic.
KID: "You're pathetic."
1555
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:44,575
Go ahead, tell her!
Tell her! Tell her!
1556
01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:47,295
- He wasn't ready.
- Yeah, see?
1557
01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:48,529
You were afraid of that fight.
1558
01:18:48,554 --> 01:18:50,581
Not even a little. I
was gonna knock you out!
1559
01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:55,055
- Yeah? Well, let's do it now, then!
- Look at us. What are you talking about?
1560
01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:56,935
Yeah, look at us! We're not dead!
1561
01:18:56,960 --> 01:18:58,196
Everybody's laughing!
The world's laughing!
1562
01:18:58,209 --> 01:18:59,455
Right.
1563
01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:01,782
But we're not dead. In
fact, this whole thing
1564
01:19:01,795 --> 01:19:04,108
has made me feel more
alive than ever!
1565
01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:05,815
You? What about you?
1566
01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:08,295
- Huh? Don't let her get in the way.
- Leave her out of it.
1567
01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:11,141
- Or what? You're not gonna fight?
- Leave her out of it. You and me.
1568
01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:13,655
- Yeah! It's me and you! Right!
- You're a child.
1569
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:16,257
What are you doing? Give
him his balls back!
1570
01:19:16,282 --> 01:19:18,975
Let him fight me! Let him
reclaim his manhood!
1571
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:21,135
Please, I'm begging you.
I'm begging you.
1572
01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:26,107
This is our last chance. Let's finish
this once and for all. Come on. Come on!
1573
01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:28,387
Come on.
1574
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:31,424
It ain't gonna happen.
1575
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:33,226
Wha...?
1576
01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:35,224
What are you doing?
1577
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:41,665
I'm done. Come on.
1578
01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:47,471
(DOOR CLOSES)
1579
01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:09,425
("WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
1580
01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:12,347
WALTER: Hey.
1581
01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:14,935
Don't make a mess,
or I have to clean it up.
1582
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:19,055
Walter. Are you working here now?
I didn't know that.
1583
01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:24,055
Yeah, man. You know, well, it's always
been my life passion, to wait tables.
1584
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:26,095
Well, a job's a job, right?
1585
01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:27,615
- I am not complaining.
- Right.
1586
01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:29,185
I'm happy to have a job.
1587
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:31,941
It would kill me
if I couldn't bet on you, man.
1588
01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:37,575
I don't know about the betting. You know,
things happen. You never know for sure.
1589
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:41,055
Me and a bunch of guys from the plant,
we're gonna be in the nosebleeds.
1590
01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:42,255
That's nice of you.
1591
01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:46,215
Don't let this high-paying job
fool you. We could all use a win.
1592
01:20:46,240 --> 01:20:49,535
- And that sorry-ass burger is on me.
- Ha-ha-ha.
1593
01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:52,027
- Be cool, man.
- All right, man.
1594
01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:36,415
BJ: I got it.
1595
01:21:36,440 --> 01:21:38,716
Hey, Trey. Let's go!
Breakfast is on the table.
1596
01:21:38,741 --> 01:21:41,015
I don't wanna be waiting on you.
Five minutes.
1597
01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:42,301
TREY: Okay, Dad.
1598
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:46,189
- Hey.
- Hey.
1599
01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:49,390
- You're BJ?
- Yeah, that's right. How you doing?
1600
01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:52,135
Mom, she's told me all about you.
1601
01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:53,546
You know, recently.
1602
01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:55,935
- You look like her.
- Really?
1603
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:57,135
No, not really.
1604
01:21:57,160 --> 01:21:59,295
Heh. I was gonna say.
Come on inside.
1605
01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:01,535
Hey, Ma, Razor's here.
1606
01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:03,735
Can I get you something?
Some juice?
1607
01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:05,575
No, I'm okay.
1608
01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:09,615
Listen, don't tell my morn I said this.
If she knew, she'd stab me with a fork...
1609
01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:13,575
but I think she's really glad you're
around. She thinks you're a good guy.
1610
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:16,385
I don't know,
I just wanted you to know that.
1611
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:19,455
- Thank you. I like that.
- Good.
1612
01:22:19,480 --> 01:22:20,975
Hey, Ma.
1613
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:24,775
Excuse me. Heh.
I'm gonna let you guys be.
1614
01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:25,947
Okay.
1615
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:31,191
- Good kid.
- He's a good boy.
1616
01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:34,304
I'm gonna fight.
1617
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:38,255
Don't let him use me to
shame you into doing this.
1618
01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:40,951
I'm not. I'm not.
1619
01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:43,705
Not at all.
1620
01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:47,895
I made so many mistakes, Sally.
I made so many.
1621
01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:51,135
Maybe I shouldn't have
quit boxing 30 years ago.
1622
01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:54,055
Maybe I should've spent more time
with you. I ignored you so much.
1623
01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:57,175
Maybe I could've forgiven you
and helped raise your kid.
1624
01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:59,855
Maybe I could've done so
many things that I didn't do.
1625
01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:02,975
I just don't wanna make any
more mistakes. I'm done with that.
1626
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:05,865
I let him take from me...
1627
01:23:06,240 --> 01:23:09,695
the two things that mattered most:
1628
01:23:09,720 --> 01:23:12,949
You and boxing. I just shut it out.
1629
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:16,815
I don't even have a TV.
1630
01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:18,055
Can you believe that?
1631
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:21,695
Because I'm afraid I might flip
to a fight by accident...
1632
01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:25,175
and be embarrassed because I'm
a fighter. I was born to be a fighter.
1633
01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:27,495
I had some talent. I did.
1634
01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:30,146
And I just walked away so early.
1635
01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:36,585
I love you.
1636
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:39,782
Always have. Always will.
1637
01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:43,906
You're stuck with me, believe me.
1638
01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:50,071
But I've always regretted
not beating Kid at his best.
1639
01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:54,541
No matter how hard you guys work,
it won't be your best.
1640
01:23:55,240 --> 01:23:57,149
It's the best we got.
1641
01:24:02,440 --> 01:24:04,907
Then go kick his ass.
1642
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,307
Well, since you put it like that.
1643
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:13,015
Heh, he's a dead man.
1644
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:15,222
(NO AUDIO)
1645
01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:32,140
Stay left.
1646
01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:33,747
Stay left.
1647
01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:36,664
Left. Left!
1648
01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:01,629
(GRUNTS)
1649
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:05,304
Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo!
1650
01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:35,986
I think I might be ready.
1651
01:25:36,320 --> 01:25:39,981
Yeah, you're ready.
You're a one-eyed monster.
1652
01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:42,185
(RAZOR CHUCKLES)
1653
01:25:43,160 --> 01:25:44,615
Agh!
1654
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:48,135
DANTE: Okay, so this is my VIP section,
I need to fill it with VIPs. Understand?
1655
01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:50,695
I want a Kardashian.
Give me a big-tittied Playmate.
1656
01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:54,215
Whatever pussy actor that played
a boxer in a movie, I want him.
1657
01:25:54,240 --> 01:25:56,055
- Lou, you got anybody?
- My mother.
1658
01:25:56,080 --> 01:25:59,055
These are VIP. That woman can't see.
I can put her up top. She can hear.
1659
01:25:59,080 --> 01:26:01,679
- She's looking forward to this.
- I'm not gonna waste that time.
1660
01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:03,375
Down! Set.
1661
01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:04,661
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1662
01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:06,375
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
1663
01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:07,581
BJ, you got a visitor.
1664
01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:11,505
They're yours, coach.
1665
01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:13,415
COACH: All right, listen up!
1666
01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:15,110
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1667
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:22,295
Look, I know you got every right
to hate me. And I don't blame you.
1668
01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:25,902
But I need you now.
I need you in my corner.
1669
01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:27,950
You're the best person for me.
1670
01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:31,307
I know I wasn't there
for you and Trey.
1671
01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:35,427
I can't take that back.
I can't fix it.
1672
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:41,495
I brought him these.
1673
01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:43,775
- Butterscotch jellybeans.
- Heh.
1674
01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:46,215
Figure he's old enough now.
1675
01:26:46,240 --> 01:26:47,621
Yeah, you're really
not very good at this.
1676
01:26:47,634 --> 01:26:49,025
No, I'm not.
1677
01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:52,740
But I'm trying, you know.
1678
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:56,375
And I brought this too.
1679
01:26:56,400 --> 01:27:00,869
I collected these over the years.
Just so you know the whole story.
1680
01:27:25,160 --> 01:27:28,415
Hello again, everybody. I'm Jim
Lampley and welcome to Pittsburgh...
1681
01:27:28,440 --> 01:27:33,135
where a raucous sold-out crowd has
assembled for this unique grudge match.
1682
01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:36,135
Now, you stand to the left
and you keep him in your vision.
1683
01:27:36,160 --> 01:27:37,910
- I will. Don't worry.
- I am worried.
1684
01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:40,975
I love you like a son,
but I'm telling you right now:
1685
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:43,095
If you're taking a beating,
I'm throwing this in.
1686
01:27:43,120 --> 01:27:45,135
- Don't do that.
- I'm gonna. I'm not asking.
1687
01:27:45,160 --> 01:27:46,895
I am telling you.
1688
01:27:46,920 --> 01:27:48,735
I'll also tell you something else.
1689
01:27:48,760 --> 01:27:52,015
If you beat this mug, there's gonna be
a new television in the living room.
1690
01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:53,255
I don't want one.
1691
01:27:53,280 --> 01:27:55,495
Not for you. For me.
1692
01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:56,951
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1693
01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:10,455
I gotta tell you. It's probably the
shittiest wrap job I ever seen.
1694
01:28:10,480 --> 01:28:13,335
Thought maybe you could
use a little help today, huh?
1695
01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:15,747
Yeah, I could. Sure.
1696
01:28:31,880 --> 01:28:33,855
Remember what I taught you.
Don't mess this up.
1697
01:28:33,880 --> 01:28:36,055
Just sit back and relax.
I'm doing it perfect.
1698
01:28:36,080 --> 01:28:38,599
- You've got fragile hands.
- You're a stubborn son of a bitch.
1699
01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:41,067
Where do you think I got it from?
Ha-ha-ha.
1700
01:28:43,200 --> 01:28:44,825
MAN: Guys, it's time.
- Showtime.
1701
01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:46,501
SALLY: Okay.
1702
01:28:46,880 --> 01:28:51,030
- Be careful.
- Let's go! You ain't getting any younger!
1703
01:28:52,600 --> 01:28:53,815
Nice.
1704
01:28:53,840 --> 01:28:55,175
Time, guys.
1705
01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:57,335
All right. All right,
we'll be right there.
1706
01:28:57,360 --> 01:28:58,655
Breathe for me.
1707
01:28:58,680 --> 01:29:00,335
Breathe, that's it.
1708
01:29:00,360 --> 01:29:02,030
Okay. That's it.
1709
01:29:02,760 --> 01:29:04,350
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1710
01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:06,095
You think I still got it?
1711
01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:07,735
I think you still got it.
1712
01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:10,864
Hey, somehow,
you never lost it. All right?
1713
01:29:12,520 --> 01:29:13,667
Good.
1714
01:29:15,520 --> 01:29:16,860
Let's go to work.
1715
01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:18,665
Let's do this.
1716
01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:41,109
(CHEERING)
1717
01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:43,816
I guess the city of
Pittsburgh missed all the
1718
01:29:43,829 --> 01:29:45,775
fanfare about what a
joke this fight is.
1719
01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:48,380
- This is some crowd.
- This could be good.
1720
01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:51,991
Holy shit.
1721
01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:53,706
Well put.
1722
01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:04,215
Going without the scooter?
1723
01:30:04,240 --> 01:30:05,455
You kidding me?
1724
01:30:05,480 --> 01:30:09,095
With all that hot talent out there,
I can land me some snapper tonight.
1725
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:10,815
I just threw up in my mouth.
1726
01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:13,944
(DROPKICK MURPHYS' "I'M SHIPPING UP
TO BOSTON" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
1727
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:27,626
LAMPLEY: And here comes
Billy "The Kid" McDonnen.
1728
01:30:31,440 --> 01:30:33,736
McDonnen, if you're
dusting off your history
1729
01:30:33,749 --> 01:30:36,055
book, was 41-1 in
his 12-year career.
1730
01:30:36,080 --> 01:30:38,626
The one loss was against Sharp.
1731
01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:44,627
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1732
01:30:50,080 --> 01:30:51,655
That's the Kid!
1733
01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:54,784
(AC/DC'S "BACK IN BLACK"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
1734
01:30:58,280 --> 01:31:01,304
And now, Razor Sharp
makes his way into the arena.
1735
01:31:15,120 --> 01:31:18,535
MERCHANT: It's not very often
we've seen a crowd in one city...
1736
01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:20,981
so evenly divided, Jim.
1737
01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:35,535
LAMPLEY: In his nine-year career, Sharp
had 33 professional wins and only 1 loss.
1738
01:31:35,560 --> 01:31:37,469
And we all know who that was to.
1739
01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:43,215
Welcome to this evening's
very special main event.
1740
01:31:43,240 --> 01:31:45,255
Ladies and gentleman...
1741
01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:50,705
let's get ready to rumble!
1742
01:31:51,520 --> 01:31:54,135
Introducing first, fighting
out of the blue corner...
1743
01:31:54,160 --> 01:31:56,535
wearing his trademark
Kelly-green trunks...
1744
01:31:56,560 --> 01:32:00,535
and weighing in at 175 pounds,
from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...
1745
01:32:00,560 --> 01:32:01,855
Yeah, Kid!
1746
01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:04,135
"Fighting out of the
Kid McDonnen Auto Mall...
1747
01:32:04,160 --> 01:32:06,945
where zero percent financing
will knock you out."
1748
01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:09,575
- Open Sundays!
- Oh, come on, man.
1749
01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:13,695
The former Light Heavyweight
Champion of the world...
1750
01:32:13,720 --> 01:32:19,224
Billy "The Kid" McDonnen!
1751
01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:23,415
And fighting out of
the red corner...
1752
01:32:23,440 --> 01:32:25,175
wearing white with black...
1753
01:32:25,200 --> 01:32:28,215
weighing in at 178 pounds...
1754
01:32:28,240 --> 01:32:30,581
also from Pittsburgh,
Pennsylvania...
1755
01:32:32,120 --> 01:32:35,775
former Light Heavyweight World
Champion...
1756
01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:41,225
Henry "Razor" Sharp!
1757
01:32:47,280 --> 01:32:48,870
All right, boxers out.
1758
01:32:49,640 --> 01:32:51,742
Boxer out, one second.
1759
01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:57,095
All right, gentlemen.
You had my detailed instructions.
1760
01:32:57,120 --> 01:32:59,700
I expect you to obey
my commands at all times.
1761
01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:01,455
Protect yourself at all times.
1762
01:33:01,480 --> 01:33:02,935
Are there any questions?
1763
01:33:02,960 --> 01:33:05,540
Gutsy move going without a bra.
1764
01:33:05,640 --> 01:33:09,135
I've got a surprise for you when you
get home. I took a shit on your porch.
1765
01:33:09,160 --> 01:33:12,184
- We are live, guys. We are live right now.
- Touch them up.
1766
01:33:12,680 --> 01:33:14,589
Is this about me and you? Or her?
1767
01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:17,135
Me and you.
1768
01:33:17,160 --> 01:33:20,230
Oh, thank God. I thought he was
gonna say it was about the shit.
1769
01:33:24,680 --> 01:33:26,066
And here we go.
1770
01:33:27,360 --> 01:33:28,495
(BELL RINGS)
1771
01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:29,906
Box!
1772
01:33:30,360 --> 01:33:33,703
LAMPLEY: We can expect both men
to feel each other out at this point.
1773
01:33:38,920 --> 01:33:41,935
MERCHANT: Sharp not looking
very Sharp at the moment.
1774
01:33:41,960 --> 01:33:44,461
ROY: Well, that's no surprise
after a 30-year layoff.
1775
01:33:45,200 --> 01:33:48,975
LAMPLEY: And there's a wild hook by
Billy "The Kid" that misses by a mile.
1776
01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:51,175
Don't load up, Pop! Don't load up!
1777
01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:53,615
MERCHANT:
Lots of rust on both sides.
1778
01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:56,855
LAMPLEY: What do you think of this so far?
JONES: It's not pretty at all.
1779
01:33:56,880 --> 01:33:58,823
Let's go, let's go.
Let's start the fight.
1780
01:34:01,880 --> 01:34:05,415
LAMPLEY: Now Sharp stepping forward
a little more assertively behind that jab.
1781
01:34:05,440 --> 01:34:06,935
McDonnen says, "Come on."
1782
01:34:06,960 --> 01:34:08,855
Come on, Kid! Roll and throw.
1783
01:34:08,880 --> 01:34:10,823
LAMPLEY:
Sharp jabbing, then backing up.
1784
01:34:12,040 --> 01:34:14,666
- That's it!
LAMPLEY: Razor was hurt by that punch!
1785
01:34:16,080 --> 01:34:18,455
- Dear God.
LAMPLEY: And, boom, there it is.
1786
01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:21,895
- Kid's famous left hook finally showed up.
MERCHANT: Might've hurt Razor.
1787
01:34:21,920 --> 01:34:25,422
- Razor appears cut above his right eye.
LAMPLEY: Razor is cut.
1788
01:34:30,080 --> 01:34:31,261
Come on!
1789
01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:32,626
(GRUNTS)
1790
01:34:34,800 --> 01:34:36,415
(BELL RINGS)
1791
01:34:36,440 --> 01:34:37,575
LAMPLEY: Bell sounds.
1792
01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:39,543
- What?
- Hey.
1793
01:34:39,920 --> 01:34:41,495
(AUDIENCE JEERING AND BOOING)
1794
01:34:41,520 --> 01:34:44,191
LAMPLEY: That was a hard right
hand immediately after the bell.
1795
01:34:46,600 --> 01:34:50,335
- That will lead to a point deduction.
- That can cost the Kid a round.
1796
01:34:50,360 --> 01:34:51,735
Give him some water.
1797
01:34:51,760 --> 01:34:54,415
- You're doing real good, you pussy.
- That's not helping.
1798
01:34:54,440 --> 01:34:56,255
I'm 800 years old,
I say what I want.
1799
01:34:56,280 --> 01:34:58,060
- Can you stop the bleeding?
- For a while.
1800
01:34:58,080 --> 01:35:00,095
What are you doing,
hitting him after the bell?
1801
01:35:00,120 --> 01:35:02,895
You're gonna get us thrown out.
I need you to be smart.
1802
01:35:02,920 --> 01:35:04,855
- All right?
- Relax.
1803
01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:07,775
- He's gonna figure you out.
- Either way, I'm taking him out.
1804
01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:09,504
- Do it quick.
- Right.
1805
01:35:17,800 --> 01:35:18,975
(BELL RINGS)
1806
01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:21,175
LAMPLEY: And now round two
is about to get underway.
1807
01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:24,415
MERCHANT: Have to give round
one to Sharp after that foul.
1808
01:35:24,440 --> 01:35:25,951
Roll and throw, Kid!
1809
01:35:26,560 --> 01:35:29,743
LAMPLEY: And Razor Sharp will waste
no time pressing his advantage.
1810
01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:32,095
Come on, Kid. Move that head.
1811
01:35:32,120 --> 01:35:33,426
- Unh!
- Oh!
1812
01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:36,975
LAMPLEY: Razor is unrelenting.
Pounding away.
1813
01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:39,865
- All right! All right!
- Roll and throw!
1814
01:35:40,560 --> 01:35:42,264
LAMPLEY: Razor continues to unload.
1815
01:35:44,080 --> 01:35:46,706
- Down goes Kid on a massive left hand.
MERCHANT: Oh, yes.
1816
01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:49,575
LAMPLEY: Referee Pat Russell
will pick up the count.
1817
01:35:49,600 --> 01:35:51,748
You got him! You got him!
Now finish him!
1818
01:35:52,160 --> 01:35:54,215
LAMPLEY: The Kid is taking
a ton of punishment...
1819
01:35:54,240 --> 01:35:56,575
but that's always
been a part of his game.
1820
01:35:56,600 --> 01:35:59,624
MERCHANT: He's stronger than he looks.
- I'm okay, I'm okay.
1821
01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:04,545
LAMPLEY: He's got Kid in trouble.
1822
01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:07,945
JONES: Oh, got him.
LAMPLEY: Down he goes!
1823
01:36:08,760 --> 01:36:10,775
Get over there! Two!
1824
01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:13,815
He must just be thinking:
"Why in the hell did I do this?"
1825
01:36:13,840 --> 01:36:15,735
Roll and throw! Do it now!
1826
01:36:15,760 --> 01:36:19,735
You have got to start slipping punches and
letting your hands go. Roll and throw.
1827
01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:22,615
- You hear me? Roll and throw.
- Seven! You getting up?
1828
01:36:22,640 --> 01:36:24,310
Eight! Walk to me.
1829
01:36:25,040 --> 01:36:26,255
You okay, Kid?
1830
01:36:26,280 --> 01:36:27,791
Show me something. Box!
1831
01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:35,135
Get out of the corner! It's a trap!
Get out of the corner!
1832
01:36:35,160 --> 01:36:36,671
Now! Right now!
1833
01:36:37,120 --> 01:36:38,335
LAMPLEY: Oh, boy!
1834
01:36:38,360 --> 01:36:39,825
- Attaway, Kid!
- Goddamn it!
1835
01:36:41,960 --> 01:36:43,505
Now, let your hands go! That's it!
1836
01:36:49,720 --> 01:36:50,895
(BELL RINGS)
1837
01:36:50,920 --> 01:36:52,695
- Bell! Time!
LAMPLEY: No boxing here.
1838
01:36:52,720 --> 01:36:54,655
This is an all-out war.
1839
01:36:54,680 --> 01:36:55,827
Let's go, baby!
1840
01:36:56,200 --> 01:36:58,695
Attaboy! Attaboy! Way to work!
1841
01:36:58,720 --> 01:37:00,615
Listen, he's got you figured out.
1842
01:37:00,640 --> 01:37:03,535
- So what?
- So I'm gonna call the fight.
1843
01:37:03,560 --> 01:37:06,975
He's slipping. Now you're fighting smart.
Keep that pressure on him.
1844
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:08,535
Do not let up. Do not let up.
1845
01:37:08,560 --> 01:37:11,615
- You want to get your head bashed in?
- Don't worry about it.
1846
01:37:11,640 --> 01:37:14,215
- I'm watching that.
RAZOR: It's all right.
1847
01:37:14,240 --> 01:37:15,580
I'm fine.
1848
01:37:15,680 --> 01:37:17,535
He's going down.
He's a sucker for the left.
1849
01:37:17,560 --> 01:37:19,344
Stay on him.
Breathe for me. That's it.
1850
01:37:22,960 --> 01:37:24,550
(BELL RINGS)
1851
01:37:36,360 --> 01:37:37,985
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
1852
01:37:39,520 --> 01:37:41,941
MERCHANT: I have to give
that round to Kid.
1853
01:37:53,240 --> 01:37:55,502
LAMPLEY: That round
dominated by Sharp.
1854
01:38:14,040 --> 01:38:15,949
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
1855
01:38:22,800 --> 01:38:25,824
LAMPLEY: It's been a hellacious
display of courage by both fighters.
1856
01:38:36,080 --> 01:38:37,541
MERCHANT: Kid has Razor in trouble.
1857
01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:42,022
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
1858
01:38:49,520 --> 01:38:51,224
(RINGS)
1859
01:38:53,840 --> 01:38:55,226
That's it! Bell!
1860
01:38:55,760 --> 01:38:57,191
I'm taking you out.
1861
01:38:59,320 --> 01:39:01,548
- Are you stupid?
- Calm him down!
1862
01:39:05,520 --> 01:39:08,775
- He's done. Best man won.
- No, you're beating a guy with one eye.
1863
01:39:08,800 --> 01:39:10,335
- That's all.
- What do you mean?
1864
01:39:10,360 --> 01:39:12,015
Your eye's almost swollen shut.
1865
01:39:12,040 --> 01:39:14,975
Didn't work anyway.
At least you don't have to cut me.
1866
01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:16,776
You don't listen to a
thing I say, do you?
1867
01:39:16,789 --> 01:39:18,575
Not this time. He's hurting too.
He is.
1868
01:39:18,600 --> 01:39:21,495
Sharp's right eye
is badly swollen...
1869
01:39:21,520 --> 01:39:23,335
fighting half blind.
1870
01:39:23,360 --> 01:39:26,935
Every time you come from the left, you
knock the snot out of him. He can't see it.
1871
01:39:26,960 --> 01:39:28,655
- That's bullshit.
- It's not bullshit.
1872
01:39:28,680 --> 01:39:30,375
- How do you know?
- Mom told me.
1873
01:39:30,400 --> 01:39:32,735
What do you think? She made it up?
That's the way it is.
1874
01:39:32,760 --> 01:39:34,535
It don't matter.
I'm kicking his ass.
1875
01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:37,015
What are you gonna do that for?
You attack his blind eye.
1876
01:39:37,040 --> 01:39:39,255
Everyone's gonna say
you didn't beat him at his best.
1877
01:39:39,280 --> 01:39:41,535
You're not gonna be
able to sleep at night!
1878
01:39:41,560 --> 01:39:43,735
Screw that.
I'm taking what's coming to me.
1879
01:39:43,760 --> 01:39:46,670
Kid, do this right. Stand in
front where he can see you!
1880
01:39:47,600 --> 01:39:50,351
Go knock him out!
Now, hurry up! I gotta pee.
1881
01:39:51,600 --> 01:39:52,701
(BELL RINGS)
1882
01:39:52,960 --> 01:39:54,135
Box!
1883
01:39:54,160 --> 01:39:56,991
LAMPLEY:
Final round! Too close to call!
1884
01:39:59,240 --> 01:40:01,855
So many times in a
three-fight rivalry...
1885
01:40:01,880 --> 01:40:04,267
the rubber match is the best.
1886
01:40:05,800 --> 01:40:07,345
- Kid on the attack.
- No!
1887
01:40:08,240 --> 01:40:09,495
Oh!
1888
01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:10,826
What a pounding!
1889
01:40:11,760 --> 01:40:12,941
Lightning!
1890
01:40:15,360 --> 01:40:17,030
LAMPLEY: Sharp is in trouble.
1891
01:40:18,760 --> 01:40:20,535
Razor backpedals woozily.
1892
01:40:20,560 --> 01:40:23,095
And down goes Razor.
1893
01:40:23,120 --> 01:40:25,180
- Sharp was hurt by that punch.
- It's your fight!
1894
01:40:26,920 --> 01:40:28,545
(PANTING)
1895
01:40:57,480 --> 01:40:58,866
You wanna keep going?
1896
01:40:59,600 --> 01:41:01,702
Yeah. You bet your ass.
1897
01:41:02,480 --> 01:41:03,775
Hey, you can't do that!
1898
01:41:03,800 --> 01:41:05,135
I just did. Come on.
1899
01:41:05,160 --> 01:41:06,705
Kid lifted Razor off the canvas.
1900
01:41:10,800 --> 01:41:12,345
What's he doing?
1901
01:41:14,320 --> 01:41:17,615
Unbelievable! In all my years of
covering boxing, I've never seen it.
1902
01:41:17,640 --> 01:41:19,135
- I told him to do that!
- Oh!
1903
01:41:19,160 --> 01:41:21,103
That's my idea!
I told him to do that!
1904
01:41:21,600 --> 01:41:24,101
LAMPLEY: Now, Pat Russell
is gonna confer with the judges.
1905
01:41:24,760 --> 01:41:26,271
Give me those gloves.
1906
01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:30,900
And now the ref, in good
sportsmanship, is gonna wave them on.
1907
01:41:31,320 --> 01:41:33,866
I'm right in front of you.
No excuses.
1908
01:41:34,560 --> 01:41:35,707
No excuses.
1909
01:41:38,360 --> 01:41:40,940
LAMPLEY:
They touch gloves one last time.
1910
01:41:44,920 --> 01:41:47,495
Now Kid has stopped ducking
and going to Sharp's left.
1911
01:41:47,520 --> 01:41:51,227
He's playing right into Sharp's strength.
Almost like he's challenging him.
1912
01:41:53,600 --> 01:41:55,668
Nail him! Now!
1913
01:41:56,880 --> 01:41:59,415
- That's it!
LAMPLEY: Kid attacking with the left hook!
1914
01:41:59,440 --> 01:42:00,780
Sharp is in trouble.
1915
01:42:01,440 --> 01:42:05,226
The fighters exchange a flurry.
Brutal stuff. Finally, toe-to-toe!
1916
01:42:09,120 --> 01:42:10,904
Fifteen seconds left.
1917
01:42:11,560 --> 01:42:12,935
(GRUNTS)
1918
01:42:12,960 --> 01:42:15,615
LAMPLEY: Oh, there's a massive
right hand by Razor...
1919
01:42:15,640 --> 01:42:17,535
and Kid is on the canvas.
He is down!
1920
01:42:17,560 --> 01:42:19,310
Yeah, yeah!
1921
01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:23,869
(PANTING)
1922
01:42:33,720 --> 01:42:35,695
LAMPLEY: Kid is not getting up.
1923
01:42:35,720 --> 01:42:37,345
This fight could be over!
1924
01:42:50,320 --> 01:42:52,375
Hey, Kid. No mas?
1925
01:42:52,400 --> 01:42:53,735
(GRUNTS)
1926
01:42:53,760 --> 01:42:56,655
MERCHANT: Razor pulls Kid
up before the count of 10.
1927
01:42:56,680 --> 01:42:58,430
Oh, for God's sakes.
1928
01:42:59,600 --> 01:43:02,146
(BELL RINGING)
1929
01:43:03,040 --> 01:43:04,375
I might actually cry now.
1930
01:43:04,400 --> 01:43:07,663
Oh, shit, I'm cry...
It's coming down a little bit.
1931
01:43:12,480 --> 01:43:14,662
- I didn't need your help.
- Right.
1932
01:43:24,080 --> 01:43:25,306
Are you okay, Kid?
1933
01:43:26,040 --> 01:43:27,380
Not really.
1934
01:43:28,280 --> 01:43:30,935
I'm dying, but I've
never felt better.
1935
01:43:30,960 --> 01:43:33,375
Heh. Hey, you did the right thing.
1936
01:43:33,400 --> 01:43:34,740
Thanks, son.
1937
01:43:35,000 --> 01:43:36,455
I love you, Dad.
1938
01:43:36,480 --> 01:43:38,975
Well, I'll never call
you a pussy again.
1939
01:43:39,000 --> 01:43:41,175
- Stupid, that's what I'll call you.
- Heh.
1940
01:43:41,200 --> 01:43:43,775
- I am so proud of you!
- Oh, yeah.
1941
01:43:43,800 --> 01:43:45,061
I told you it'd be okay.
1942
01:43:49,640 --> 01:43:51,495
(BELL RINGING)
1943
01:43:51,520 --> 01:43:54,935
BUFFER: Ladies and gentlemen,
we go to the scorecards.
1944
01:43:54,960 --> 01:44:00,455
Judge Alfredo Padillo
scores it 92-91 for Sharp.
1945
01:44:00,480 --> 01:44:04,535
Judge James Caballa
scores it 90 to 89...
1946
01:44:04,560 --> 01:44:06,583
for McDonnen.
1947
01:44:06,960 --> 01:44:09,815
And Judge Marco
Rosario scores it...
1948
01:44:09,840 --> 01:44:12,415
91 to 89...
1949
01:44:12,440 --> 01:44:15,815
to the winner by split decision...
1950
01:44:15,840 --> 01:44:20,343
Henry "Razor" Sharp!
1951
01:44:22,120 --> 01:44:24,535
Sorry you lost, Kid.
1952
01:44:24,560 --> 01:44:26,071
No. He didn't lose nothing.
1953
01:44:27,120 --> 01:44:29,222
Trey, call me Grandpa.
1954
01:44:41,320 --> 01:44:43,255
Guess it was a mistake,
picking me up.
1955
01:44:43,280 --> 01:44:44,935
No, I wanted you at your best.
1956
01:44:44,960 --> 01:44:46,471
Well, you got it.
1957
01:44:47,320 --> 01:44:49,388
- Thanks for the shot.
- Anytime.
1958
01:44:50,160 --> 01:44:51,815
But I still hate you.
1959
01:44:51,840 --> 01:44:53,749
I hate you too.
1960
01:44:54,200 --> 01:44:55,381
Wanna do this again?
1961
01:44:56,160 --> 01:44:58,308
- Definitely not.
- You sure?
1962
01:44:59,680 --> 01:45:00,827
Yeah.
1963
01:45:02,040 --> 01:45:04,055
Bullshit! Fix!
1964
01:45:04,080 --> 01:45:05,944
- Who paid off those judges?
RAZOR: Light!
1965
01:45:06,400 --> 01:45:07,655
- What?
- Light! We won.
1966
01:45:07,680 --> 01:45:09,095
Who did? What?
1967
01:45:09,120 --> 01:45:10,335
We won.
1968
01:45:10,360 --> 01:45:12,940
- We won? Get the hell out of here!
- Heh, no.
1969
01:45:13,840 --> 01:45:15,465
- Goddamn hearing aid.
- Yeah.
1970
01:45:25,320 --> 01:45:28,185
(DANCING WITH THE STARS THEME PLAYING ON TV)
1971
01:45:29,360 --> 01:45:32,175
See? This is why I don't do TV.
I'm going to Sally's.
1972
01:45:32,200 --> 01:45:34,135
Sit down.
There's gonna be a big finish.
1973
01:45:34,160 --> 01:45:38,255
MAN SINGING ON TV:
I wanna know if you're with me.
1974
01:45:38,280 --> 01:45:40,655
Can't stand stickin' around.
1975
01:45:40,680 --> 01:45:42,111
Hey!
1976
01:45:42,680 --> 01:45:44,175
(LAUGHS)
1977
01:45:44,200 --> 01:45:46,667
- Now I wish I was blind in both eyes.
DANTE: Oh, wow.
1978
01:45:48,520 --> 01:45:49,701
See you.
1979
01:45:50,200 --> 01:45:53,861
- He has a certain elegance, doesn't he?
- Yeah, a little bit. A little bit.
1980
01:46:01,320 --> 01:46:03,900
I guarantee you, he's gonna
get some snapper tonight.
1981
01:46:04,000 --> 01:46:07,415
Dude, you're a pervert. Like, it
goes right to sex with you. I'm done.
1982
01:46:07,440 --> 01:46:10,935
Give me a towel so I can get this
vinegar off my feet. It's strong!
1983
01:46:10,960 --> 01:46:12,455
Why is it that strong?
1984
01:46:12,480 --> 01:46:15,026
It might be bad. I think
the vinegar might be bad.
1985
01:46:21,640 --> 01:46:25,135
Listen. If you thought Grudgement Day
was big, then this is gonna be huge.
1986
01:46:25,160 --> 01:46:28,415
They're talking Wembley Stadium for
the rematch. Ninety thousand people.
1987
01:46:28,440 --> 01:46:30,615
I can get you seven figures,
maybe eight.
1988
01:46:30,640 --> 01:46:33,615
Bottom line is I can get you
guys paid. What do you say?
1989
01:46:33,640 --> 01:46:36,095
- I'm in.
DANTE: That's what I'm talking about.
1990
01:46:36,120 --> 01:46:38,455
- What about you, Evander?
- No.
1991
01:46:38,480 --> 01:46:42,095
Come on, Evander! So the man went
a little batshit and bit your ear off.
1992
01:46:42,120 --> 01:46:43,596
It's not like he liked
the way you tasted.
1993
01:46:43,609 --> 01:46:45,095
Taste like ass.
1994
01:46:45,120 --> 01:46:47,135
Did you hear? You didn't taste good.
1995
01:46:47,160 --> 01:46:49,295
Mike, do me a favor?
Tell him you're sorry.
1996
01:46:49,320 --> 01:46:51,661
- I'm sorry.
- Mike, like you mean it.
1997
01:46:53,200 --> 01:46:54,775
- Sorry.
- I felt that.
1998
01:46:54,800 --> 01:46:56,735
- Come on, Evander. What do you say?
- No.
1999
01:46:56,760 --> 01:46:57,907
(TYSON SIGHS)
2000
01:46:59,880 --> 01:47:01,216
I get you one month
at the Playboy Mansion.
2001
01:47:01,229 --> 01:47:02,575
No.
2002
01:47:02,600 --> 01:47:03,924
Okay, final offer.
I'll throw in a Bentley.
2003
01:47:03,937 --> 01:47:05,271
No.
2004
01:47:06,680 --> 01:47:10,455
- I'll get you a part in Hangover IV.
- I'm listening.
2005
01:47:10,480 --> 01:47:12,335
- You son of a bitch.
- Now hold on!
2006
01:47:12,360 --> 01:47:13,950
- Guard your ears.
- Wait, Mike! No!
2007
01:47:20,200 --> 01:47:30,302
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