1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:10,000 23.976 English SDH DVD Subrip NTSC � 26.03.2020 2 00:00:45,970 --> 00:00:48,461 [ Woman Narrating ] If someone had asked me not long ago... 3 00:00:48,539 --> 00:00:52,407 why I thought it was that men left women and never came back, 4 00:00:52,476 --> 00:00:55,036 I would have said this: 5 00:00:55,112 --> 00:00:57,046 "New cow." 6 00:00:57,114 --> 00:01:01,312 The new cow theory was born of a broken heart. 7 00:01:01,385 --> 00:01:04,354 It came to me while reading an article on male behavior... 8 00:01:04,420 --> 00:01:06,480 in the New York Times science section, 9 00:01:06,557 --> 00:01:09,617 which chronicled a particularly fascinating study... 10 00:01:09,693 --> 00:01:13,527 on the mating preferences of the male cow. 11 00:01:14,765 --> 00:01:18,701 - First, a bull was presented with... - [ Moos ] 12 00:01:18,769 --> 00:01:21,363 a cow. 13 00:01:21,438 --> 00:01:23,338 They mated. 14 00:01:26,710 --> 00:01:31,238 The next day, the bull was presented with the same cow. 15 00:01:31,315 --> 00:01:33,249 [ Yawns ] 16 00:01:33,317 --> 00:01:35,251 The bull wasn't interested. 17 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:37,719 He wanted new cow, 18 00:01:37,788 --> 00:01:40,382 and this was old cow. 19 00:01:44,762 --> 00:01:47,162 Curious to see if they could trick the bull, 20 00:01:47,230 --> 00:01:50,166 the scientists came up with an ingenious ploy. 21 00:01:50,234 --> 00:01:55,638 - Do not disappoint Daddy. - The old cow was smeared with new cow scent... 22 00:01:55,706 --> 00:01:59,403 - Doesn't that feel good ? - But he was no fool. 23 00:01:59,476 --> 00:02:01,740 This wasn't new cow. 24 00:02:01,812 --> 00:02:04,713 This was just old cow incognito. 25 00:02:04,782 --> 00:02:07,876 Old cow in sheep's clothing. 26 00:02:07,950 --> 00:02:11,325 - Mutton dressed as lamb. - [ Moos ] 27 00:02:12,419 --> 00:02:17,173 Someone Like You... (2001) 28 00:02:17,257 --> 00:02:19,365 But I'm getting ahead of myself. 29 00:02:19,434 --> 00:02:23,370 To really understand the theory and how it took over my entire existence, 30 00:02:23,438 --> 00:02:25,804 you need to hear the whole story. 31 00:02:27,275 --> 00:02:29,209 When Ray came into my life, 32 00:02:29,277 --> 00:02:32,337 I was booking talent for the Diane Roberts Show, 33 00:02:32,413 --> 00:02:36,372 a local New York talk show that had just been syndicated nationally. 34 00:02:36,450 --> 00:02:39,181 The network had given us a small window of opportunity... 35 00:02:39,253 --> 00:02:41,244 in which to make something of ourselves. 36 00:02:41,322 --> 00:02:43,381 We're back with Mary Lou Corkle, 37 00:02:43,458 --> 00:02:45,722 outspoken conservative activist, 38 00:02:45,793 --> 00:02:49,695 who's here to talk about her new book The Nest Crisis. 39 00:02:49,764 --> 00:02:52,631 One of your central arguments, Mary Lou, 40 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:57,069 is to blame society's problems on working mothers. 41 00:02:57,138 --> 00:02:59,629 [ Narrator ] Diane was determined to strike pay dirt with her audience... 42 00:02:59,707 --> 00:03:03,199 by appealing to both their understimulated intelligence... 43 00:03:03,277 --> 00:03:07,008 and their overstimulated appetite for tabloid television. 44 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,140 Ambition has blinded these women... 45 00:03:09,217 --> 00:03:12,084 - ..to their responsibilities to their families. - And so, by your standards, 46 00:03:12,153 --> 00:03:16,419 doing what I do makes me unfit for motherhood. 47 00:03:16,490 --> 00:03:19,051 Well, we make our own beds, don't we ? 48 00:03:19,127 --> 00:03:22,722 That is true. Just out of curiosity, Mary Lou, 49 00:03:22,797 --> 00:03:24,731 who's been making your kids' beds... 50 00:03:24,799 --> 00:03:27,791 while you've been out selling your book these past three months ? 51 00:03:27,869 --> 00:03:31,305 [ Narrator ] My job was to supply a steady diet of raw meat... 52 00:03:31,372 --> 00:03:34,102 to satisfy Diane's Emmy-clad ambitions. 53 00:03:34,175 --> 00:03:36,268 Hi, Donald. Did you hear ? We've gone national. 54 00:03:36,344 --> 00:03:38,278 Thanks. Well, it's a new format. 55 00:03:38,346 --> 00:03:40,280 We're just starting up major exposure, 56 00:03:40,348 --> 00:03:42,407 and I think it's right up Hillary's alley. 57 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:46,283 Oh, she'd be among the first. I'm lining up great company. Trust me, everyone wants on. 58 00:03:46,354 --> 00:03:48,754 [ Narrator ] My only colleague in this quest... 59 00:03:48,823 --> 00:03:52,520 was our writer, producer and pathological womanizer Eddie Alden. 60 00:03:52,593 --> 00:03:54,527 [ Whispering ] How are we doin' ? 61 00:03:54,595 --> 00:03:56,529 Publisher's having a coronary. 62 00:03:56,597 --> 00:03:58,565 - That good, huh ? - You book 'em, I cook 'em. 63 00:03:58,633 --> 00:04:01,397 Right on. Yeah. 64 00:04:01,469 --> 00:04:04,870 Thank you very much. We are here talking to Mary Lou Corkle. 65 00:04:04,939 --> 00:04:07,203 Any progress with Cuba ? 66 00:04:07,275 --> 00:04:09,971 Well, just keep trying. I swear to God. 67 00:04:10,044 --> 00:04:12,911 This Castro thing is gonna kill me. I mean, it is insane. 68 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:15,175 - She will not let it go. - Forget Castro. Come on. 69 00:04:15,249 --> 00:04:18,480 - I mean, what you want is a more creative angle. - Such as ? 70 00:04:18,553 --> 00:04:21,681 - Elena Villagolla. - Who ? 71 00:04:21,756 --> 00:04:25,624 One of the women the C.I.A. hired to try and kill him back in the sixties. 72 00:04:25,693 --> 00:04:28,753 Excuse me. I believe this is a smoke-free building. 73 00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:34,234 Blow me. Apparently, the C.I.A. cooked up this death oil that could pass as perfume. 74 00:04:34,302 --> 00:04:37,465 The idea was she'd rub it on, Castro would be kissin' her and lickin' her-- 75 00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:41,235 - Don't editorialize. - Sorry. He was supposed to croak right after. 76 00:04:41,309 --> 00:04:45,678 [ Narrator ] Eddie could find the sex factor in just about any subject. 77 00:04:45,746 --> 00:04:48,237 He, of course, considered this a gift. 78 00:04:48,316 --> 00:04:52,343 - Nina, you left these earrings in my bathroom. - You don't waste any time. 79 00:04:52,420 --> 00:04:54,081 - Cynic. - Slut. 80 00:04:54,422 --> 00:04:58,381 [ Narrator ] But if Eddie was enough to make me lose hope in all men, 81 00:04:58,459 --> 00:05:00,950 it only took one to bring it back again. 82 00:05:01,028 --> 00:05:02,655 - Hey, Rick. - How you doin', Eddie ? 83 00:05:02,730 --> 00:05:04,796 You are the only one I haven't met yet. I'm Ray Brown. 84 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,125 [ Birds Chirping ] 85 00:05:07,199 --> 00:05:11,033 - [ Eddie ] This is our new executive producer. - Oh, from Washington. 86 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:15,096 I saw that piece you produced for Newsline. That was brilliant. 87 00:05:15,174 --> 00:05:17,540 Wow. Thank you very much. 88 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,804 We just did a follow-up piece. That's why I'm a little late getting up here. 89 00:05:19,878 --> 00:05:22,210 - Oh. - Well, I better scoot. 90 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:25,273 Jane, you want me to get 'em to turn the A.C. up ? You're looking a little flushed. 91 00:05:26,985 --> 00:05:28,885 Okay. 92 00:05:30,355 --> 00:05:33,654 - Jane Goodale. - I know. That's an interesting name. 93 00:05:33,725 --> 00:05:36,694 - People must confuse you with the scientist. - Yeah. 94 00:05:36,762 --> 00:05:39,731 - They're always asking me if I'm into chimps. - Are you ? 95 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:42,961 Not really. I mean, maybe Curious George when I was five. 96 00:05:43,035 --> 00:05:45,435 Ah. Curious George was a monkey, not a chimp. 97 00:05:45,504 --> 00:05:48,337 - A man who knows his primates. - Yes, I do. 98 00:05:48,407 --> 00:05:52,741 See you around. Oh, I heard Len Chaney's people are giving you a hard time. 99 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:55,405 Yeah, they're afraid it's gonna turn into an abortion debate and get ugly. 100 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,710 Which is, uh, right. 101 00:05:57,783 --> 00:06:00,650 - Of course. - So guarantee Diane won't bring it up, 102 00:06:00,719 --> 00:06:03,745 and we'll plant somebody in the audience to initiate it during Q & A. 103 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:06,950 I think you came to the right show, Ray Brown. 104 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,929 - [ Woman ] So he's cute. - Very. 105 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:14,158 Mm-hmm. Care to elaborate ? 106 00:06:14,233 --> 00:06:18,966 Pale blue eyes, athletic, sort of, um, J. Crew, but not as preppy. 107 00:06:19,037 --> 00:06:22,939 - Oh, that guy again. - Are you going to buy anything or not ? 108 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,806 - Sh-Shush ! I'm concentrating ! - Okay. 109 00:06:25,877 --> 00:06:28,368 - Marital status ? - Girlfriend. 110 00:06:28,447 --> 00:06:30,506 Why are we having this conversation ? 111 00:06:30,582 --> 00:06:32,812 You know what ? You're right. He's too much work. 112 00:06:32,884 --> 00:06:35,011 And even if I were up to it, with my luck, 113 00:06:35,087 --> 00:06:37,214 he'd probably end up marrying her anyway. 114 00:06:37,289 --> 00:06:41,123 Wow. There's the cynical bitch I know and love. 115 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:44,356 So that's it. Case closed. Leaving this one alone. 116 00:06:44,429 --> 00:06:47,023 You feeling carnivorous ? 117 00:06:47,099 --> 00:06:49,693 Absolutely. 118 00:06:52,170 --> 00:06:54,866 So what else do I need to know about you, 119 00:06:54,940 --> 00:06:57,875 apart from your addiction to processed foods, 120 00:06:57,943 --> 00:07:00,036 much to the chagrin of your girlfriend ? 121 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,880 "D." 122 00:07:03,949 --> 00:07:07,476 - Whom you've been dating now for... - Three years. 123 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,645 Three-- [ Clears Throat ] 124 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:13,657 Excuse me. Three years. Wow. That's, um-- 125 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:16,956 Huh. More serious than I... 126 00:07:17,029 --> 00:07:19,156 would've guessed, you know, off the cuff. 127 00:07:20,432 --> 00:07:22,366 I guess it is. 128 00:07:22,434 --> 00:07:26,336 You think you ever get to the moment where you just know it's the right one ? 129 00:07:28,006 --> 00:07:30,338 That's it. 130 00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:33,037 That's the person you're meant to be with forever. 131 00:07:36,580 --> 00:07:38,640 Probably. 132 00:07:40,052 --> 00:07:42,043 [Jane Narrating ] God, he was cute. 133 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:46,553 - It's me ! - We're in here. 134 00:07:46,625 --> 00:07:48,650 What's the problem ? Just jab it in. 135 00:07:48,727 --> 00:07:51,161 - Don't rush me. - What is going on ? 136 00:07:51,229 --> 00:07:53,629 Dr. Lipshick started your sister on injections. 137 00:07:53,699 --> 00:07:57,465 - Of orange juice ? - Fertility drugs, Jane. 138 00:07:57,536 --> 00:07:59,800 The orange is for practice. 139 00:08:01,340 --> 00:08:03,706 For God's sake, Stephen, if you can't stick it into a Valencia, 140 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,709 - How are you gonna stick it in my ass ? - I'm just a little nervous. 141 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:09,372 If this isn't done right, we could lose another whole month. 142 00:08:12,484 --> 00:08:14,543 Oh ! 143 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:18,451 That was supposed to be my job. 144 00:08:18,523 --> 00:08:20,457 I just wanted to show you how easy it is. 145 00:08:20,525 --> 00:08:22,618 You know, this is a very emotional time for us, 146 00:08:22,694 --> 00:08:26,152 and you're sucking the romance out of the entire situation. 147 00:08:26,230 --> 00:08:29,792 Oh, come on, sweetheart. I think we've pretty much kissed romance good-bye... 148 00:08:29,868 --> 00:08:32,564 when you started jacking off into a cup once a week. 149 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,571 Leave my sperm count out of it ! 150 00:08:36,408 --> 00:08:39,707 Chubby Hubby ? 151 00:08:39,778 --> 00:08:43,475 Come on, sweetie. I'll look at the dirty magazines with you this time. 152 00:08:43,548 --> 00:08:45,948 I don't think you should-- Enough about it ! 153 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,715 That's great. Just great. 154 00:08:52,790 --> 00:08:55,385 Very nice, Nina. Very grown up. 155 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:57,587 At least one of us is. 156 00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:59,596 Good morning. 157 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:03,532 Don't bother, Eddie. I already know you're an asshole. 158 00:09:03,602 --> 00:09:06,332 Hey, you're always complaining your apartment's too small. 159 00:09:06,405 --> 00:09:08,498 Why don't you move in with me ? 160 00:09:08,573 --> 00:09:11,041 - You cannot be serious. - Why not ? 161 00:09:11,109 --> 00:09:13,168 Come on. All I'm meeting are hip, successful types. 162 00:09:13,245 --> 00:09:15,304 - I'd much rather have someone like you. - Gee, thanks. 163 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:18,372 No, hey. This would be a strictly financial arrangement. 164 00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:20,918 I've got no interest in you that way whatsoever. 165 00:09:20,986 --> 00:09:23,386 - What a relief. - Come on. Is that a no ? 166 00:09:23,455 --> 00:09:27,084 Actually, it's a "Thanks, but not if my life depended on it." 167 00:09:28,293 --> 00:09:30,818 � In the dark � 168 00:09:30,896 --> 00:09:33,626 � I can hear � 169 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,928 � You whisper � 170 00:09:38,503 --> 00:09:41,631 - [ Telephone Ringing ] - � Shadows still � 171 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:44,504 � Move across � 172 00:09:44,576 --> 00:09:46,510 � The distance � 173 00:09:47,612 --> 00:09:51,571 - Hello. - [ Ray ] You up for a walk ? 174 00:09:51,650 --> 00:09:53,845 � What did you say � 175 00:09:53,919 --> 00:09:56,353 � It's okay � 176 00:09:58,323 --> 00:10:00,518 � Mm-hmm � 177 00:10:00,592 --> 00:10:03,390 � Did you miss me � 178 00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:08,197 � Did you miss me � 179 00:10:11,102 --> 00:10:13,434 � Make it mine � 180 00:10:13,505 --> 00:10:15,996 � Takin'time � 181 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,133 - What ? - What ? 182 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,436 I was just gonna-- 183 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,849 I can't speak. You say something. 184 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:30,081 No, no, no, don't. Do you think I'm insane ? 185 00:10:32,123 --> 00:10:34,250 Not at all. 186 00:10:38,129 --> 00:10:41,565 I was just thinking how good my apartment looks with you in it. 187 00:10:42,968 --> 00:10:45,562 � Did you miss me � 188 00:10:48,373 --> 00:10:50,637 � Did you miss me � 189 00:10:55,747 --> 00:10:57,738 � You know at times I wonder � 190 00:10:57,816 --> 00:11:00,876 � If you ever thought of me � 191 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:06,447 � And I wonder if you wanted to be free like me � 192 00:11:06,525 --> 00:11:09,961 � [ Indistinct ] �� 193 00:11:12,998 --> 00:11:15,558 Let's start again. You were eating Cocoa Puffs. 194 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:17,625 - Right. - Then a couple cartoons. 195 00:11:17,702 --> 00:11:20,830 - A Tweety Bird and a Road Runner, I think. - Then some more kissing. 196 00:11:20,906 --> 00:11:22,999 - Right. - Okay, go on. 197 00:11:23,074 --> 00:11:26,168 We had to get ready for work, so I walk into the door, and he gave me a-- 198 00:11:26,244 --> 00:11:28,212 - Morning, Jane. - Morning, Les. How are ya ? 199 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:32,273 - Big finale-type kiss before leaving ? - Exactly. 200 00:11:32,350 --> 00:11:35,046 That's good, good, good. Very good, considering. 201 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:38,954 - Considering what ? - Considering he's already picked out his wife. 202 00:11:39,024 --> 00:11:42,790 I told you, Liz, they're having problems. 203 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:45,728 - They're not engaged. - Yet. 204 00:11:45,797 --> 00:11:49,824 Nevertheless, he does sound like an interesting prospect, so here's what you do. 205 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:53,997 Pretend she doesn't exist. Never mention her name. 206 00:11:54,072 --> 00:11:56,006 If he mentions her, you just nod politely, change the subject. 207 00:11:56,074 --> 00:11:58,042 - Why ? - Because if you bring her up, 208 00:11:58,109 --> 00:12:00,043 he's gonna feel pushed and resentful. 209 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:02,045 This way, it's like, "I'm healthy, I'm happy. 210 00:12:02,113 --> 00:12:04,047 No pressure. Getting sex other places." 211 00:12:04,115 --> 00:12:07,278 - It's gonna drive him nuts. - Lizzy, where do you get this stuff? 212 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:10,344 Snagmen.com. It's very informative. 213 00:12:10,422 --> 00:12:12,856 - Odd. - Read the papers, Jane. 214 00:12:12,924 --> 00:12:15,484 23-year-old women are lying about their age, 215 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:19,155 so excuse me, Miss "I have a crush, so I'm currently in denial." 216 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:21,164 You gotta get on your game. 217 00:12:21,232 --> 00:12:24,224 You know what I really need to know ? What do I do right now... 218 00:12:24,302 --> 00:12:27,066 when I see him in my staff meeting in five minutes ? 219 00:12:27,138 --> 00:12:30,232 That's easy. Pretend he doesn't exist. 220 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,749 Well, good morning, Eddie. 221 00:12:40,355 --> 00:12:43,882 - What is on your neck ? - I bit myself shaving. 222 00:12:43,959 --> 00:12:46,792 Isn't that why God invented turtlenecks ? 223 00:12:46,862 --> 00:12:51,060 - No. That's why God invented Darlene. - You are so gross. 224 00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:53,624 - Hey, Eddie. Hi, Jane. - Hey, Ray. 225 00:12:53,702 --> 00:12:56,535 Hey, Ray. Mornin'. 226 00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:02,301 You okay ? You look a little tired. 227 00:13:02,377 --> 00:13:04,311 [ Woman ] Morning, Diane. 228 00:13:04,379 --> 00:13:07,075 Straw. Mmm. 229 00:13:07,149 --> 00:13:10,084 - Okay. I'm late, I know. I'm sorry. - Morning. 230 00:13:10,152 --> 00:13:13,883 I locked myself out of the apartment. Keys, wallet, total nightmare. 231 00:13:13,955 --> 00:13:15,980 The only reason I'm standing here right now... 232 00:13:16,057 --> 00:13:19,288 is because of Habib, the nicest cab driver in the city of New York. 233 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,330 Okay, now, who saw ABC's 4 a.m. newscast ? 234 00:13:22,397 --> 00:13:25,161 I think a lot of us missed that, Diane. 235 00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:28,999 There's a big story on how single media outlets aren't cutting it anymore. 236 00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:31,004 Ray, where are we on interactive ? 237 00:13:31,072 --> 00:13:34,439 - The web site should be up and running on Monday. - No, not should be. 238 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:37,774 Will be ! We cannot sell this show... 239 00:13:37,846 --> 00:13:39,780 on the pissant advertising budget they've given us. 240 00:13:39,848 --> 00:13:42,749 We need to be streaming 24-7, 241 00:13:42,817 --> 00:13:46,014 and we need to make every show count. 242 00:13:46,087 --> 00:13:50,285 - Remember, it is all about the get. - [ All ] The get. 243 00:13:50,358 --> 00:13:53,191 We cannot make a splash if we only get... 244 00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:55,195 the gets that everybody's already gotten. 245 00:13:55,263 --> 00:13:58,562 - I need the ungettable get, got it ? - Got it. 246 00:13:58,633 --> 00:14:00,498 Good. 247 00:14:00,569 --> 00:14:02,799 Okay, where are we on Fidel ? 248 00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:06,329 Uh, well, I spoke with Juanita, 249 00:14:06,408 --> 00:14:08,433 his, um, foreign press secretary, 250 00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:10,808 who assured me that the moment... 251 00:14:10,879 --> 00:14:16,283 el presidente was back from his fantasy baseball camp... 252 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:18,649 she would approach him about it. 253 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,381 And what did she say ? He might be interested ? 254 00:14:20,455 --> 00:14:21,922 Did she discuss his availability ? 255 00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:24,823 Tell me, do you think we have a shot here ? 256 00:14:24,893 --> 00:14:28,385 - Jane ? - Sorry. 257 00:14:28,463 --> 00:14:31,921 I said what do you think your chances are of getting this guy ? 258 00:14:33,134 --> 00:14:35,068 I think they're good, Diane. 259 00:14:35,136 --> 00:14:37,627 I think they're very good. 260 00:14:37,739 --> 00:14:41,470 [ Birds Chirping ] 261 00:14:51,019 --> 00:14:55,615 [ Clattering ] 262 00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:14,308 Uh, j.. just a minute. 263 00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:35,529 Sorry. 264 00:15:35,597 --> 00:15:39,226 I thought I'd just, um, do a few sit-ups. 265 00:16:00,722 --> 00:16:05,716 Joy: the emotion evoked by the prospect of possessing what one desires. 266 00:16:05,794 --> 00:16:07,989 [ Grunting ] 267 00:16:08,063 --> 00:16:10,998 Rapture: the experience of being carried away... 268 00:16:11,066 --> 00:16:13,694 by an overwhelming emotion or passion. 269 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:24,037 Ecstasy: a state of being beyond reason and self-control. 270 00:16:24,112 --> 00:16:26,580 [ Gasping ] 271 00:16:26,648 --> 00:16:28,582 [ Ray ] I cannot feel my legs. 272 00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:31,448 - Tell me again what we're doing here, please. - We're coming up for air. 273 00:16:31,519 --> 00:16:34,647 - Oh, right. - Besides, I owe you a shirt. 274 00:16:34,723 --> 00:16:36,748 Hey, that's a good idea. 275 00:16:36,825 --> 00:16:38,759 - Blue ? - Yeah. 276 00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:41,091 This one's pretty. 277 00:16:41,162 --> 00:16:43,460 - You think ? - With your eyes. 278 00:16:43,530 --> 00:16:46,432 Could be risky, given your impatience with buttons. 279 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,492 Well-- 280 00:16:52,006 --> 00:16:54,031 - I love it. We'll take this one. - My treat. 281 00:16:54,109 --> 00:16:56,543 - No, no, no. No, Jane. - Shut up. 282 00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:59,205 - Let me buy you a shirt. - Thank you. 283 00:17:00,815 --> 00:17:04,182 - Hey, guys. - Eddie, hey ! 284 00:17:04,252 --> 00:17:06,618 Wow. We were-- I mean, I just, uh-- 285 00:17:06,688 --> 00:17:09,122 - She's helping me pick out a shirt. - Yeah. 286 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:11,283 - Well, I didn't mean to intrude. - [ Ray ] Not at all. You're not. 287 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:13,327 - Not at all. Please ! - No. 288 00:17:15,397 --> 00:17:17,422 Listen, I gotta go to a thing. 289 00:17:17,499 --> 00:17:20,161 - I gotta hit this-- Great running into you. - Okay. 290 00:17:20,235 --> 00:17:22,760 - Both of you. My God ! I can't even-- - See you around. 291 00:17:22,837 --> 00:17:25,567 - All right. - Okay. - Yeah. 292 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:30,236 What a coincidence. First I run into Ray, and then we run into you. 293 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:32,802 I didn't even know he lived around here, and then, boom ! 294 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:36,442 All of a sudden, there he is. Um, so, uh-- 295 00:17:36,518 --> 00:17:41,012 Wha-- Okay, so I am sleeping with him. 296 00:17:41,089 --> 00:17:44,422 Eddie, if you tell anyone at the office, so help me, God-- 297 00:17:44,492 --> 00:17:46,983 What are you thinking ? 298 00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:50,360 I'm-- I'm thinking the same thing you are, Jane, 299 00:17:50,432 --> 00:17:53,299 that you and Ray are gonna live happily ever after... 300 00:17:53,368 --> 00:17:55,302 with matching Volvos and chocolate labs. 301 00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:57,304 See you Monday. 302 00:17:57,372 --> 00:18:00,307 Did you have any friends growing up ? 303 00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:03,344 Better hurry. I think he's waiting down the street. 304 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:10,112 � And I never thought I'd feel this way � 305 00:18:10,185 --> 00:18:14,315 � The way I feel about you � 306 00:18:20,462 --> 00:18:23,727 � Soon as I wake up every night � 307 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,665 � Every day � 308 00:18:26,734 --> 00:18:29,294 � I know that it's you I need � 309 00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:31,338 � To take the blues away � 310 00:18:33,475 --> 00:18:36,842 � It must be love love, love � 311 00:18:38,246 --> 00:18:42,740 � It must be love love, love � 312 00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:45,251 � Nothing more nothing less � 313 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,515 � Love is the best � 314 00:18:49,357 --> 00:18:52,656 � How can it be that we can � 315 00:18:52,727 --> 00:18:55,992 � Say so much without words �� 316 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:03,530 [ Bells Chiming ] 317 00:19:23,224 --> 00:19:25,249 I love you, Jane. 318 00:19:31,165 --> 00:19:33,099 I love you too. 319 00:19:41,042 --> 00:19:44,569 [Jane ] He just came right out and said it, after only six weeks. 320 00:19:44,646 --> 00:19:48,548 Oh, my God. Takes most guys like a year to use the "L" word. 321 00:19:48,616 --> 00:19:50,641 When they finally do, they're usually, you know, 322 00:19:50,718 --> 00:19:53,619 on top of you, so it doesn't really count. 323 00:19:53,688 --> 00:19:57,419 - What about the "D" woman ? - He's telling her tomorrow night. 324 00:19:57,492 --> 00:20:01,053 - Why didn't he tell her already ? - He's in a complicated situation. 325 00:20:01,129 --> 00:20:03,063 Anyhow, if he were having second thoughts, 326 00:20:03,130 --> 00:20:05,190 I hardly think he would've asked me to live with him. 327 00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:08,466 He asked you to live with him ? Oh, my God. 328 00:20:08,537 --> 00:20:12,337 - What did you say ? - I must've said yes or something to that effect... 329 00:20:12,407 --> 00:20:15,535 because he started calling realtors, and I gave my landlord notice. 330 00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:19,411 Ohh ! Mazel tov ! 331 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:22,450 Oh, I can't believe this ! 332 00:20:22,518 --> 00:20:24,452 You're getting asked to play house by some guy, 333 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:28,547 and I'm still on the blind date circuit from hell. 334 00:20:28,624 --> 00:20:30,922 I take it last night did not go very well. 335 00:20:30,993 --> 00:20:34,053 Awful. Do me a favor. Next time Julian offers to set me up... 336 00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:37,496 with one of his straight friends, shoot me before I say yes. 337 00:20:37,566 --> 00:20:39,932 I'm in a sad state. 338 00:20:40,002 --> 00:20:43,403 And I'm telling you, it's just screaming potential. 339 00:20:43,472 --> 00:20:45,531 H- Hello ? 340 00:20:45,607 --> 00:20:47,700 - I didn't mean to intrude. - No, we're fine. 341 00:20:47,776 --> 00:20:49,801 Didn't you want to see the patio ? Come on out. 342 00:20:49,878 --> 00:20:52,312 Isn't it just wonderful ? Wait'll you see the view. 343 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:55,441 It's just spectacular. Right this way. 344 00:20:55,517 --> 00:20:57,951 Right down to the World Trade Center. 345 00:21:05,994 --> 00:21:07,928 It's such a jewel box. 346 00:21:09,364 --> 00:21:13,824 I guess I'll leave you two alone to talk things over. 347 00:21:15,837 --> 00:21:18,328 - Oh, my God. It's unbelievable. - I love it ! I love it ! 348 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:21,501 It's amazing. The light is so good ! I love you. 349 00:21:25,714 --> 00:21:27,909 I don't know. 350 00:21:30,519 --> 00:21:33,511 Liz, I gotta go. 351 00:21:33,589 --> 00:21:35,887 Oh, my God. He looks like he's been hit by a bus. 352 00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:38,017 I'll call you back. 353 00:21:40,195 --> 00:21:42,789 I feel like I've been hit by a bus. 354 00:21:42,864 --> 00:21:44,889 You told her ? 355 00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:50,531 Was it bad ? 356 00:21:50,606 --> 00:21:52,904 Not like I thought. 357 00:21:52,975 --> 00:21:58,242 I mean, she, uh-- She didn't go hysterical or anything like that. 358 00:21:58,313 --> 00:22:01,248 She just, uh, was kinda, 359 00:22:01,316 --> 00:22:04,649 you know, eerily calm about the whole thing. 360 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,052 - Well, that's good, right ? - Yeah, yeah. 361 00:22:07,122 --> 00:22:09,920 I just meant, you know, 362 00:22:09,992 --> 00:22:13,086 it wasn't what I expected is all, you know ? 363 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:17,222 - What'd she say about us ? - She just, she just-- 364 00:22:17,299 --> 00:22:21,702 I- I didn't tell her. Jane, I just didn't think it was necessary. 365 00:22:21,770 --> 00:22:23,704 I mean, to hit her over the head with this thing... 366 00:22:23,772 --> 00:22:27,606 after three years, it just seemed so, so awful. 367 00:22:27,676 --> 00:22:30,042 I just told her that it was over. 368 00:22:30,112 --> 00:22:32,376 You know ? And I think that's all she needs to know. 369 00:22:32,447 --> 00:22:36,281 - Right ? - S- Sure. 370 00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:38,945 - And she was okay with that ? - Yeah. I mean, I guess. 371 00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:40,955 I don't know. It was so-- It was just weird. 372 00:22:41,023 --> 00:22:44,789 I mean, she just kinda-- Whoooh. 373 00:22:44,860 --> 00:22:47,124 You know, she just kinda went cold on me. 374 00:22:47,195 --> 00:22:50,062 I mean, sh- sh- she's upset. 375 00:22:50,132 --> 00:22:52,100 She's upset, the poor thing. 376 00:22:52,167 --> 00:22:55,330 She's gotta be upset. She's-- You know. 377 00:22:55,404 --> 00:23:00,307 She just didn't seem terribly upset, so-- 378 00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:05,677 - Well, you're okay with it, right ? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 379 00:23:05,747 --> 00:23:09,410 - I mean, you're happy. - Happy ? 380 00:23:09,484 --> 00:23:13,113 I am so happy. I mean, this is what I wanted. 381 00:23:13,188 --> 00:23:15,349 I mean, there's nothing between us anymore, you know, 382 00:23:15,424 --> 00:23:20,623 and that's-- that's what I was looking for, so I'm happy. 383 00:23:23,865 --> 00:23:27,301 [Jane Narrating ] How exactly did Ray disappear ? 384 00:23:27,369 --> 00:23:30,930 Slowly and kind of subtly. 385 00:23:32,074 --> 00:23:34,599 Single pane, double pane ? 386 00:23:34,676 --> 00:23:36,610 - [ Realtor ] Single pane, I believe. - Singles. 387 00:23:36,678 --> 00:23:39,772 A lot more sun, I guess, than I had recalled. 388 00:23:39,848 --> 00:23:44,308 This doesn't open ? Oh ! Well, gotta force it. Oops. 389 00:23:44,386 --> 00:23:46,354 [Jane Narrating ] Well, maybe it wasn't so subtle. 390 00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:48,389 - [ Answering Machine Beeps ] - Hi, babe. 391 00:23:48,457 --> 00:23:51,483 It's me again. Listen, the realtor called, 392 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,085 and she said that we have to sign the lease by Monday. 393 00:23:54,162 --> 00:23:57,495 I know you wanted your lawyer to have a look at the contract and everything, 394 00:23:57,566 --> 00:24:00,228 but my apartment's been re-rented, and I have got to be out of here-- 395 00:24:00,302 --> 00:24:02,270 [ Beeps ] 396 00:24:09,110 --> 00:24:12,171 He is not sleeping with somebody else. What are you talking about ? 397 00:24:12,247 --> 00:24:14,181 First of all, Ray really isn't like that. 398 00:24:14,249 --> 00:24:16,183 And second of all, the poor guy wouldn't have time. 399 00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:18,879 He's been working until 3:00 in the morning every night for 2 weeks. 400 00:24:18,954 --> 00:24:21,320 Okay, A: There's no such thing as a guy who doesn't have time to mess around. 401 00:24:21,389 --> 00:24:24,756 They always have time for that. And B: If he ain't sleeping with you, 402 00:24:24,826 --> 00:24:27,795 he ain't sleepin' alone. 403 00:24:27,863 --> 00:24:29,956 Right ? 404 00:24:30,030 --> 00:24:33,057 Listen, you gotta talk to him. It's better than not knowing. 405 00:24:34,970 --> 00:24:37,564 Sorry. This patch is worth shit. 406 00:24:40,509 --> 00:24:43,637 [ TV Narrator] Throughout the animal kingdom, prey species have developed... 407 00:24:43,712 --> 00:24:47,113 a wide variety of escape behaviors. 408 00:24:47,182 --> 00:24:50,583 Freezing is a common response to predator alarm. 409 00:24:50,652 --> 00:24:56,215 Sensing danger, many animals will assume a rigid, statue- like position. 410 00:24:56,290 --> 00:24:59,556 Fleeing is another popular method. 411 00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:03,029 Some species will simply try to outrun their captors, 412 00:25:03,098 --> 00:25:05,931 while others take an erratic zigzag course... 413 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:10,233 in the hopes that sudden direction shifts will eventually tire the predator, 414 00:25:10,305 --> 00:25:14,571 causing her to give up the chase. 415 00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:16,873 Smell the bacon, Jane ? 416 00:25:16,945 --> 00:25:20,073 [ Cow Moos ] 417 00:25:21,616 --> 00:25:24,608 I'm wondering what's happening here. I mean, 418 00:25:24,686 --> 00:25:26,779 we haven't been alone together in a week. 419 00:25:26,855 --> 00:25:29,722 We lost that great apartment... 420 00:25:29,790 --> 00:25:32,123 because your lawyer supposedly didn't get his act together, 421 00:25:32,194 --> 00:25:34,287 which is okay, I understand. 422 00:25:34,362 --> 00:25:36,523 But as of Saturday, I don't have a place to live. 423 00:25:36,598 --> 00:25:39,465 Ray, what the hell's going on ? 424 00:25:41,336 --> 00:25:43,463 I don't think I can do this. 425 00:25:43,538 --> 00:25:46,234 Do what ? 426 00:25:46,308 --> 00:25:50,574 This. Us. 427 00:25:50,645 --> 00:25:52,806 What ? 428 00:25:54,482 --> 00:25:56,950 Why ? 429 00:25:57,018 --> 00:26:01,114 - I don't know. - What do you mean, you don't know ? 430 00:26:01,189 --> 00:26:04,215 There has to be a reason. Just tell me what it is. 431 00:26:04,292 --> 00:26:07,352 Jane, I'm sorry. I- I-- You deserve an answer, 432 00:26:07,429 --> 00:26:09,989 and I don't think I can explain it to you. 433 00:26:10,065 --> 00:26:15,332 I thought we... felt the same way: 434 00:26:15,403 --> 00:26:18,804 incredibly lucky to have... 435 00:26:18,874 --> 00:26:21,638 - ..found th- the thing. - I do. 436 00:26:22,777 --> 00:26:25,405 - [ Waitress ] And here you go. - I did. 437 00:26:30,018 --> 00:26:31,952 I... 438 00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:36,821 I just think that we both need to take a step back. 439 00:26:38,126 --> 00:26:43,063 I mean we're talking about a very serious move here. 440 00:26:43,130 --> 00:26:47,431 I- I just wanted-- I still-- 441 00:26:50,138 --> 00:26:52,971 I don't even know what I'm trying to say. 442 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:56,636 I feel like... such a jerk, 443 00:26:56,710 --> 00:26:59,441 you know, believing that this was, uh-- 444 00:26:59,514 --> 00:27:01,448 Listen to me. I love you. 445 00:27:03,218 --> 00:27:06,085 I... want us to be important to each other. 446 00:27:06,154 --> 00:27:08,748 Please don't do that. 447 00:27:17,532 --> 00:27:20,228 Please go. 448 00:27:45,548 --> 00:27:49,382 [Jane Narrating ] There are few things sadder in this life... 449 00:27:49,452 --> 00:27:53,479 than watching someone walk away after they've left you, 450 00:27:53,556 --> 00:27:57,287 watching the distance between your bodies expand... 451 00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:01,057 until there's nothing but empty space... 452 00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:03,065 and silence. 453 00:28:09,706 --> 00:28:12,231 Remember, 454 00:28:12,308 --> 00:28:15,402 time wounds all heels. 455 00:28:15,478 --> 00:28:17,446 [ Chuckles ] 456 00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:24,678 [ Phone Ringing ] 457 00:28:24,754 --> 00:28:28,554 Eddie Alden. Yeah, sure. Hold on. 458 00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:30,593 Hi. 459 00:28:32,529 --> 00:28:34,463 Are you all right ? 460 00:28:34,530 --> 00:28:37,022 Why ? Don't I look all right ? 461 00:28:39,002 --> 00:28:42,062 - You look like you hate my guts. - I do hate your guts. 462 00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:45,198 That's nice. 463 00:28:45,275 --> 00:28:47,368 I don't blame you, you know. 464 00:28:47,443 --> 00:28:49,536 For what it's worth, this hasn't been easy for me either. 465 00:28:49,612 --> 00:28:52,206 Oh, yeah, you look really... destroyed. 466 00:28:52,282 --> 00:28:54,648 - Hey. - Hey, Eddie. 467 00:28:54,717 --> 00:28:58,175 Eddie, did you by any chance ever find a roommate ? 468 00:28:59,422 --> 00:29:02,516 Well, no, actually. 469 00:29:02,592 --> 00:29:05,220 Because the place I was supposed to move into just suddenly fell apart... 470 00:29:05,295 --> 00:29:08,059 and my apartment's been re-rented... 471 00:29:08,130 --> 00:29:10,691 and I was wondering if the offer's still good. 472 00:29:10,767 --> 00:29:12,860 - Y- You're moving in with Eddie ? - Maybe. 473 00:29:12,936 --> 00:29:15,427 - What's the apartment like ? - Uh-- 474 00:29:15,505 --> 00:29:19,236 Just a two-bedroom loft, big kitchen, lots of windows, living room. 475 00:29:19,309 --> 00:29:22,039 Sounds amazing. When can I see it ? 476 00:29:22,110 --> 00:29:25,103 - You're moving in with Eddie. - How about tonight ? 477 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:28,275 Perfect. Everything is just perfect. 478 00:29:32,755 --> 00:29:34,723 Hey. 479 00:29:36,392 --> 00:29:38,451 - You okay ? - Yeah. 480 00:29:45,735 --> 00:29:48,260 - Here it is. - It's huge. 481 00:29:48,338 --> 00:29:53,002 Yup. Kitchen, living room, whatever. 482 00:29:53,076 --> 00:29:56,136 Uh, my bedroom, bathroom. 483 00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:58,271 This would be your room. 484 00:30:02,485 --> 00:30:04,419 What happened here ? 485 00:30:04,487 --> 00:30:07,422 Yeah, I got the urge to renovate one night, but don't worry. 486 00:30:07,490 --> 00:30:09,856 I'd have it fixed by the time you moved in. 487 00:30:09,926 --> 00:30:12,986 - You want a drink ? - Sure. Some water. 488 00:30:13,062 --> 00:30:15,121 We don't have to share a bathroom, do we ? 489 00:30:15,198 --> 00:30:17,962 Oh, no, I never, ever use the bathroom. 490 00:30:19,369 --> 00:30:21,303 So how'd you find this place ? 491 00:30:21,370 --> 00:30:25,774 My ex-girlfriend worked in an emergency room. 492 00:30:25,842 --> 00:30:28,675 Whenever someone croaked, she'd check out their address, see if it was rent control. 493 00:30:28,745 --> 00:30:30,679 Eventually, we got lucky. 494 00:30:30,747 --> 00:30:33,181 You lived with somebody ? 495 00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:36,480 - Yeah. - For how long ? 496 00:30:36,552 --> 00:30:38,816 For... a while. 497 00:30:38,888 --> 00:30:43,882 - So what do you think ? - I think I must be out of my mind. 498 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,485 � They say you stand � 499 00:30:46,562 --> 00:30:48,723 � By your man � 500 00:30:48,798 --> 00:30:50,823 � Tell me something � 501 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:52,993 � I don't understand � 502 00:30:53,069 --> 00:30:57,096 � You said you loved me and that's a fact � 503 00:30:57,173 --> 00:31:00,267 - Hey ! - Thank you ! 504 00:31:00,343 --> 00:31:02,277 Shit. 505 00:31:02,345 --> 00:31:06,782 � Well, some days you can explain away � 506 00:31:06,849 --> 00:31:11,183 � But the heartache's with me till this day � 507 00:31:13,356 --> 00:31:15,916 � Did you stand by me � 508 00:31:15,992 --> 00:31:17,983 � No, not at all � 509 00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:20,461 � Did you stand by me � 510 00:31:20,530 --> 00:31:22,794 � No way � 511 00:31:27,136 --> 00:31:29,263 � All the times � 512 00:31:29,339 --> 00:31:31,671 � That we were close � 513 00:31:31,740 --> 00:31:33,834 � I remember � 514 00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:36,071 � These things the most � 515 00:31:36,145 --> 00:31:40,707 � I've seen all my dreams come tumblin' down � 516 00:31:40,783 --> 00:31:42,751 � I can't be happy � 517 00:31:42,819 --> 00:31:45,379 � Without you around � 518 00:31:45,455 --> 00:31:49,858 � So alone I keep the wolves at bay � 519 00:31:49,926 --> 00:31:53,760 � And there's only one thing I can say � 520 00:31:56,299 --> 00:31:58,733 � You didn't stand by me � 521 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,996 � No, not at all � 522 00:32:01,070 --> 00:32:03,470 � You didn't stand by me � 523 00:32:03,539 --> 00:32:05,564 � No way � 524 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:09,099 � You didn't stand by me No, not at all � 525 00:32:10,179 --> 00:32:12,545 � You didn't stand by me � 526 00:32:12,615 --> 00:32:15,106 � No way �� 527 00:32:15,184 --> 00:32:17,778 Morphine for the pain. 528 00:32:21,824 --> 00:32:26,921 [ Raining, Thunder Rumbling ] 529 00:32:33,503 --> 00:32:35,471 Hey. 530 00:32:37,607 --> 00:32:40,303 It was right after she moved out. 531 00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:43,209 [ Rumbling Continues ] 532 00:32:47,016 --> 00:32:50,213 I just took an ax and started hacking away at it. 533 00:32:51,754 --> 00:32:53,779 So I thought opening up that wall... 534 00:32:53,856 --> 00:32:57,656 might make it easier to breathe or something. 535 00:32:57,727 --> 00:32:59,786 I don't smoke. 536 00:33:11,974 --> 00:33:14,135 [ Coughing ] 537 00:33:14,210 --> 00:33:16,508 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 538 00:33:16,579 --> 00:33:18,774 [ Continues Coughing ] 539 00:33:18,848 --> 00:33:20,816 You okay ? 540 00:33:22,752 --> 00:33:24,720 Oh, yeah. 541 00:33:27,056 --> 00:33:28,990 What was her name ? 542 00:33:34,897 --> 00:33:36,831 Rebecca. 543 00:33:40,102 --> 00:33:42,366 Put your shoes on. We're going downstairs. 544 00:33:42,438 --> 00:33:44,372 - What's downstairs ? - You'll see. 545 00:33:47,477 --> 00:33:49,638 [ Coughing ] 546 00:33:49,712 --> 00:33:51,703 [Jane ] It's like there are two realities. 547 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:57,014 First, we're in love, and it's incredible, it's perfect. 548 00:33:57,086 --> 00:33:59,714 And then poof! "Sorry, Jane. 549 00:33:59,789 --> 00:34:01,723 Doesn't work for me anymore." 550 00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:05,887 - How is that possible ? - Easy. You were living in a fantasy. 551 00:34:05,962 --> 00:34:09,921 Romance, true love, soul mates, 552 00:34:09,999 --> 00:34:11,933 it's all bullshit. 553 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,935 None of it exists. 554 00:34:14,003 --> 00:34:16,528 Trust me. I speak from experience. 555 00:34:18,340 --> 00:34:23,472 Man, she really did a number on you, didn't she ? 556 00:34:23,546 --> 00:34:25,810 Well, don't shit on my broken heart... 557 00:34:25,882 --> 00:34:30,785 just because you converted to some warped brand of romantic atheism. 558 00:34:30,853 --> 00:34:33,481 Oh, man ! Whoo ! 559 00:34:33,556 --> 00:34:35,490 It's called self-preservation. 560 00:34:35,558 --> 00:34:39,494 Oh, in other words, you narcotize yourself with casual sex. 561 00:34:39,562 --> 00:34:42,156 No, no, no. See, that implies I'm avoiding reality... 562 00:34:42,230 --> 00:34:44,165 when, in fact, I embrace it. 563 00:34:47,003 --> 00:34:48,994 Don't underestimate casual sex, Jane. 564 00:34:49,070 --> 00:34:52,302 - It's very liberating. - I'll bet. 565 00:34:58,848 --> 00:35:01,282 I almost feel sorry for her. 566 00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:03,284 What for ? 567 00:35:03,352 --> 00:35:05,377 I make no pretenses, okay ? 568 00:35:05,454 --> 00:35:07,615 Now, if she wants to put me up on a white horse, 569 00:35:07,690 --> 00:35:09,681 that's her choice. 570 00:35:10,826 --> 00:35:13,624 We're all grownups here, Jane. 571 00:35:13,696 --> 00:35:16,062 � You know I love you, baby � 572 00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:21,165 � And I don't want nobody else � 573 00:35:23,639 --> 00:35:26,836 � I can't help wonderin'if I �� 574 00:35:28,444 --> 00:35:32,676 [Jane Narrating ] I lay awake that night wondering which was worse: 575 00:35:32,748 --> 00:35:37,310 Guys like Ray who blinded you with charms and promises, 576 00:35:38,688 --> 00:35:42,146 or the Eddies of the world who went right for your pants. 577 00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:45,091 - [ Gasps ] - Oh. Excuse me. 578 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,459 And in the end, it didn't matter. 579 00:35:47,530 --> 00:35:52,126 The truth was, they were all cast from the same mold. 580 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,313 - But the question remained. - [ Cow Moos ] 581 00:35:55,447 --> 00:35:57,506 Why ? 582 00:35:57,582 --> 00:36:00,050 And then one day by the river, 583 00:36:00,118 --> 00:36:02,052 I found my answer. 584 00:36:03,555 --> 00:36:05,682 Holy shit ! 585 00:36:07,059 --> 00:36:09,721 - [ Slap ] - [ Baby Crying ] 586 00:36:09,795 --> 00:36:12,093 I told them dumb asses it'd never work. 587 00:36:12,164 --> 00:36:15,292 You can't fool a bull, mister. No, sir. 588 00:36:15,367 --> 00:36:18,461 He knows where he's been, and he ain't goin' back. 589 00:36:18,537 --> 00:36:21,097 Hell, I got-- I got 93 cows. 590 00:36:21,173 --> 00:36:23,141 Only one of 'em got nads. 591 00:36:23,208 --> 00:36:28,475 Why ? 'Cause that one son of a bitch alone can knock up an entire herd. 592 00:36:28,547 --> 00:36:31,948 But once he's done, well, the party's over. 593 00:36:32,017 --> 00:36:34,884 I gotta go over to Ed Hickey's place down the road... 594 00:36:34,953 --> 00:36:36,887 and trade him for a new one... 595 00:36:36,955 --> 00:36:38,889 'cause there ain't a chance in hell... 596 00:36:38,957 --> 00:36:41,824 he's ever gonna touch any of them cows again, no, sir. 597 00:36:41,893 --> 00:36:46,728 - I figured it out. I'm the old cow. - I don't get it. 598 00:36:46,798 --> 00:36:50,529 Remember a couple weeks ago when we were laughing at that graffiti on the subway ? 599 00:36:50,602 --> 00:36:52,570 - "Baby, I love the toilet you sit on" ? - No. 600 00:36:52,637 --> 00:36:54,662 "I'm tired of banging the same woman every night." 601 00:36:54,740 --> 00:36:56,833 We thought there might actually be something to that, 602 00:36:56,908 --> 00:37:00,207 - ..like it could be a window into their dark... - Schizophrenic behavior. 603 00:37:00,278 --> 00:37:02,246 Well, it is. The new cow theory... 604 00:37:02,314 --> 00:37:04,441 and "I'm tired of banging the same woman every night," 605 00:37:04,516 --> 00:37:06,450 same thing. 606 00:37:06,518 --> 00:37:08,611 This is why men can't commit. 607 00:37:08,687 --> 00:37:11,383 Sooner or later, we all become old cows. 608 00:37:11,456 --> 00:37:14,050 We're identified as already serviced, 609 00:37:14,126 --> 00:37:17,357 so they wanna move on and find less familiar females. 610 00:37:17,429 --> 00:37:21,559 - The whole novelty thing, you mean. - Neophilia, to be precise. 611 00:37:21,633 --> 00:37:24,864 - What do you think ? - What do I think ? I think... 612 00:37:24,936 --> 00:37:27,200 it's always about you, that's what I think. 613 00:37:27,272 --> 00:37:31,504 You fall for some guy, and it's like men are worthy of heroic worship. 614 00:37:31,576 --> 00:37:34,841 You get dumped and suddenly they're shit-sucking, commitment-phobic assholes. 615 00:37:34,913 --> 00:37:37,438 I'm sorry, Jane. The entire universe does not revolve around... 616 00:37:37,516 --> 00:37:39,643 your romantic status. 617 00:37:45,657 --> 00:37:48,182 You're in love. 618 00:37:48,260 --> 00:37:50,455 I'm almost in love. 619 00:37:50,529 --> 00:37:54,795 Oh, honey, why didn't you tell me ? 620 00:37:56,835 --> 00:37:59,269 You're having a spectacular mope. I didn't wanna ruin it. 621 00:37:59,337 --> 00:38:04,001 - Oh, my God ! - We met at a work party a couple of weeks ago and-- 622 00:38:05,277 --> 00:38:08,678 Just incredible. I mean, he's so-- 623 00:38:08,747 --> 00:38:11,409 And I'm so-- 624 00:38:11,483 --> 00:38:14,008 [Jane Narrating ] Although I appreciated Liz's intoxication... 625 00:38:14,085 --> 00:38:16,144 over her seeming good fortune, 626 00:38:16,220 --> 00:38:18,849 I refused to be derailed. 627 00:38:18,924 --> 00:38:21,984 Now armed with my new cow theory, 628 00:38:22,060 --> 00:38:25,518 I became voracious for information. 629 00:38:53,725 --> 00:38:55,659 What are you doing ? 630 00:38:55,727 --> 00:38:58,025 Nothin'. 631 00:38:58,096 --> 00:39:00,428 - Hey ! Eddie ! - Whoa ! What's this ? 632 00:39:00,498 --> 00:39:03,467 "Amygdala, AKA erotic nose brain. 633 00:39:03,535 --> 00:39:07,130 - Give it back ! - "An organ located in the nasal cavity, 634 00:39:07,205 --> 00:39:09,503 "which connects smells to memories. 635 00:39:09,574 --> 00:39:13,943 "Banana slugs, actually hermaphrodites-- 636 00:39:15,847 --> 00:39:19,908 While mating, the males chew each other's penises off." 637 00:39:26,157 --> 00:39:28,125 I worry about you, Jane. I really do. 638 00:39:52,183 --> 00:39:54,117 [Jane Narrating ] Despite my conviction, 639 00:39:54,185 --> 00:39:58,815 there was the occasional setback. 640 00:39:58,890 --> 00:40:00,858 [Jane ] I want my erotic nose brain removed. 641 00:40:00,926 --> 00:40:03,190 I beg your pardon ? 642 00:40:03,260 --> 00:40:06,458 My amygdala, the organ deep inside the nasal cavity, 643 00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:09,932 which processes scent, which then connects to memory. 644 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,060 I'd like it extracted. 645 00:40:12,137 --> 00:40:15,834 But why would you want to voluntarily make yourself anosmatic ? 646 00:40:15,907 --> 00:40:18,102 Well, let me see if I can explain this. 647 00:40:18,176 --> 00:40:20,838 Um, I had this boyfriend, okay ? 648 00:40:20,912 --> 00:40:25,406 And he smelled really, really good, like soap... 649 00:40:25,483 --> 00:40:30,477 and fresh laundry and vanilla. 650 00:40:30,555 --> 00:40:32,887 And every time I smell any of those smells, 651 00:40:32,958 --> 00:40:36,086 I'm reminded of my boyfriend and how happy we were... 652 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,095 before he dumped me for no good reason. 653 00:40:38,163 --> 00:40:41,997 And I get very sad, and then I get angry. 654 00:40:42,067 --> 00:40:47,369 And then before I know it, I am in the throes of an all-out emotional breakdown. 655 00:40:47,439 --> 00:40:50,101 And so I was just thinking, Dr. Glen, 656 00:40:50,175 --> 00:40:53,110 if I can just short-circuit my nose somehow, 657 00:40:53,178 --> 00:40:57,842 I might actually have a chance of living a semi-normal life someday. 658 00:40:57,916 --> 00:41:00,952 - [ Bell Dings ] - Hey, wait ! 659 00:41:44,529 --> 00:41:46,463 Couldn't sleep ? 660 00:41:46,530 --> 00:41:49,329 - No. - Me neither. 661 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,802 [ Sighs ] Does that happen to you a lot ? 662 00:41:52,870 --> 00:41:54,896 Yeah. 663 00:41:55,974 --> 00:41:58,033 Me too. 664 00:41:59,778 --> 00:42:01,712 Mmm. 665 00:42:14,893 --> 00:42:17,418 - Just like eating worms. - Yeah. 666 00:42:24,069 --> 00:42:26,560 Talent. Mmm. These are good. 667 00:42:27,739 --> 00:42:29,798 Here. 668 00:42:31,476 --> 00:42:33,501 Head back. 669 00:42:40,519 --> 00:42:42,453 - Yeah ? - Good. 670 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,512 Good. 671 00:42:49,895 --> 00:42:51,829 Cold dumplings. My favorite. 672 00:42:52,898 --> 00:42:56,994 Way to go, Tomcat. Two points. 673 00:42:57,068 --> 00:42:58,968 Tomcat ? 674 00:42:59,037 --> 00:43:01,096 Cheerleader. 675 00:43:01,173 --> 00:43:03,232 A what ? 676 00:43:03,308 --> 00:43:05,242 I was a cheerleader. 677 00:43:05,310 --> 00:43:07,972 - You were a cheerleader ? - Yes, I was. 678 00:43:08,046 --> 00:43:12,745 Paul G. Blazer Memorial High. Pride and joy of Cincinnati, Ohio, state champs, 1989. 679 00:43:12,818 --> 00:43:14,945 - Go, Cats. - Go, Cats. 680 00:43:15,020 --> 00:43:17,011 Well, show me. 681 00:43:17,088 --> 00:43:19,113 - No. No ! - Come on ! Why not ? 682 00:43:19,190 --> 00:43:21,751 I just haven't done it in ten years, Eddie. Come on. 683 00:43:21,827 --> 00:43:25,228 - You come on. Show me. - You have to do something that merits a cheer. 684 00:43:25,297 --> 00:43:28,130 Like, uh, like, like-- 685 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,135 Like three dumplings, left-handed, in a row. 686 00:43:31,203 --> 00:43:33,831 - You can't do that. - Deal ? 687 00:43:33,905 --> 00:43:35,839 Deal. 688 00:43:35,907 --> 00:43:39,343 One, two, three. 689 00:43:39,410 --> 00:43:41,879 Like that ? 690 00:43:41,947 --> 00:43:44,814 Come on. Come on. 691 00:43:44,883 --> 00:43:46,817 Come on. 692 00:43:46,885 --> 00:43:51,049 - You promise not to laugh ? - No. Come on. 693 00:44:00,232 --> 00:44:02,166 - What are those ? - Pom-poms. 694 00:44:04,669 --> 00:44:06,762 Okay. 695 00:44:06,838 --> 00:44:08,965 I hate you. 696 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,065 It's okay. 697 00:44:15,947 --> 00:44:18,381 Ready ? Okay ! 698 00:44:18,450 --> 00:44:21,078 The Tomcats are here... 699 00:44:21,152 --> 00:44:23,450 to show-- [ Laughs ] 700 00:44:23,522 --> 00:44:25,854 Whoa. 701 00:44:31,329 --> 00:44:33,661 Ready ? Okay ! 702 00:44:33,732 --> 00:44:35,666 The Tomcats are here... 703 00:44:35,734 --> 00:44:38,567 to show who's top. 704 00:44:38,637 --> 00:44:40,867 You think can beat us... 705 00:44:40,939 --> 00:44:43,373 but we can't be stopped ! 706 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,409 Go, Tomcats ! 707 00:44:45,477 --> 00:44:50,039 - Whoo ! First and ten and-- - Eddie ? 708 00:44:51,550 --> 00:44:53,484 Oh. Oh, sh-- Um-- 709 00:44:53,552 --> 00:44:55,611 Oh, hey, hey. 710 00:44:55,687 --> 00:44:59,919 - Um-- - Hi. I'm, uh, Jane. 711 00:44:59,990 --> 00:45:02,016 Roommate. 712 00:45:02,093 --> 00:45:05,722 - Isabel. - Isabel, Jane. 713 00:45:05,797 --> 00:45:09,198 - You can clean up. It's your turn. - Okay. Okay. 714 00:45:09,267 --> 00:45:12,532 Good night. We're a little noisy. 715 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,973 Hi, George. It's Jane. 716 00:45:27,786 --> 00:45:29,754 [ Liz ] God, I'm such an idiot. 717 00:45:29,820 --> 00:45:32,551 I mean, I sensed things were a little off when he got back from L.A., 718 00:45:32,624 --> 00:45:35,991 but I just thought that he was just jet-lagged or something. 719 00:45:36,060 --> 00:45:38,188 Then he tells me the France thing isn't such a good idea... 720 00:45:38,263 --> 00:45:40,197 because he's gonna have to work the whole time anyway, 721 00:45:40,265 --> 00:45:42,233 so still, I figure, "Okay, that's no big deal." 722 00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:44,666 So Friday he gets on a plane, he goes over there alone. 723 00:45:44,736 --> 00:45:47,068 Right ? Wrong. 724 00:45:47,138 --> 00:45:50,403 An hour ago, I call his hotel room to say good night. 725 00:45:50,475 --> 00:45:52,909 Guess who answered the phone 1:00 a.m. Paris time ? 726 00:45:54,446 --> 00:45:56,914 Penelope Pope. 727 00:45:56,982 --> 00:45:59,382 - Who's Penelope Pope ? - I have no idea, 728 00:45:59,450 --> 00:46:01,749 but that's what she said when I said, "Who the fuck is this ?" 729 00:46:01,820 --> 00:46:05,984 - Oh, God. I don't get it ! - Liz, I'm sorry. 730 00:46:06,057 --> 00:46:11,723 I mean, why feed me all that romantic crap if he's just gonna cheat on me ? 731 00:46:11,796 --> 00:46:14,924 - Two words: copulatory imperative. - Excuse me ? 732 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,060 It's the biological urge to spread their seed. 733 00:46:18,136 --> 00:46:22,095 The truth is, less than five percent of all male animals are monogamous. 734 00:46:22,173 --> 00:46:24,971 The other 95% are... 735 00:46:25,043 --> 00:46:26,977 Plucking Penelope Pope ? 736 00:46:35,553 --> 00:46:38,420 [ Knocking ] Hi, Jane. 737 00:46:38,490 --> 00:46:41,721 I, uh, stopped by H & H on the way in, 738 00:46:41,793 --> 00:46:44,990 picked up a sesame seed bagel... 739 00:46:45,063 --> 00:46:47,896 lightly toasted, just like you liked. 740 00:46:49,700 --> 00:46:52,397 - [ Continues Typing ] - [ Coughs ] 741 00:46:53,972 --> 00:46:55,940 Okay. 742 00:47:04,215 --> 00:47:06,547 Ray has a cold. I'm hoping it will turn into pneumonia... 743 00:47:06,618 --> 00:47:10,315 and that weeks of bed rest will cause abdominal muscles to atrophy. 744 00:47:15,330 --> 00:47:18,265 Ben wants to add a column to the magazine for women. 745 00:47:18,333 --> 00:47:21,393 It finally hit him that 20% of our readership is female. 746 00:47:21,469 --> 00:47:23,630 The idea is for it to be about men. 747 00:47:23,705 --> 00:47:25,673 You know, how they're so paranoid... 748 00:47:25,740 --> 00:47:29,107 - ..about going bald and that kind of thing. - So-- 749 00:47:29,177 --> 00:47:31,645 Forget baldness. The real issue is their behavior. 750 00:47:31,713 --> 00:47:34,546 You know, that stuff like that copulatory impulse-- 751 00:47:34,616 --> 00:47:37,084 Imperative. Hey, Bobby, can I get some more hot water ? 752 00:47:37,152 --> 00:47:39,143 The point is, I think you should write it. 753 00:47:39,220 --> 00:47:41,688 Are you crazy ? 754 00:47:41,756 --> 00:47:44,247 - Well, why not ? - A: I'm not a writer. B: I'm not a psychologist. 755 00:47:44,325 --> 00:47:46,259 We don't need a psychologist. 756 00:47:46,327 --> 00:47:48,591 We need someone who's been in the trenches, baby. 757 00:47:48,663 --> 00:47:52,064 Liz, I don't know what I'm talking about. 758 00:47:52,133 --> 00:47:55,796 All I have are a bunch of notebooks filled with ridiculous little factoids. 759 00:47:55,870 --> 00:47:59,203 I mean, this is not a full-time job. This is a hobby. 760 00:47:59,274 --> 00:48:03,142 A sick, twisted, pathetic little hobby. 761 00:48:03,210 --> 00:48:05,805 You get paid to write about something you're already obsessed with. 762 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,974 If you want anonymity, we'll give you a pen name. 763 00:48:09,050 --> 00:48:11,109 I personally think it'd be cathartic for you, 764 00:48:11,186 --> 00:48:15,054 and you'd be doing your dear, sweet, wonderful friend a huge favor. 765 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,585 Pen name, huh ? 766 00:48:20,662 --> 00:48:25,793 �� [ Bugle: "Charge"] 767 00:48:25,867 --> 00:48:29,325 I'm doing this once. Do you hear me ? One time. 768 00:48:29,404 --> 00:48:32,168 - Fine. I'm telling you, it's gonna be fun. - Fun ? 769 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:35,232 I'm helping concoct the background of a nonexistent scientist... 770 00:48:35,310 --> 00:48:40,009 who's about to publish her delusional theories in the nation's top men's magazine. 771 00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,107 You're right. Ha ! This is fun. 772 00:48:43,184 --> 00:48:45,584 Okay, try this. Um-- 773 00:48:45,653 --> 00:48:49,248 Born in Sussex, 1937. 774 00:48:50,992 --> 00:48:56,760 Cofounder of the Institute of Pathological Narcissism in Vienna. 775 00:49:09,710 --> 00:49:14,307 - Who is she ? - The recently deceased Harriet Gould of Astoria. 776 00:49:14,382 --> 00:49:16,714 No surviving relatives. She's perfect. 777 00:49:16,785 --> 00:49:20,152 - She even has a bun. - That's her. 778 00:49:20,220 --> 00:49:23,019 Dr. Marie Charles. 779 00:49:23,090 --> 00:49:25,525 - [ Chuckling ] - Oh, my God. 780 00:49:58,660 --> 00:50:01,026 Every bull begins a relationship... 781 00:50:01,095 --> 00:50:04,030 with certain cards up his sleeve-- aces. 782 00:50:04,098 --> 00:50:08,467 Tools of seduction by which he lures a new cow. 783 00:50:08,536 --> 00:50:10,800 One of the most notorious examples... 784 00:50:10,872 --> 00:50:12,931 is the current cow sob story. 785 00:50:13,007 --> 00:50:17,205 Allow me to deconstruct the essential elements. 786 00:50:17,278 --> 00:50:20,145 You're so easy to talk to, 787 00:50:20,215 --> 00:50:22,877 not like my current cow. 788 00:50:22,950 --> 00:50:25,351 This is key to understanding the myth of male shyness, 789 00:50:25,420 --> 00:50:27,354 for though you think he is flattering you, 790 00:50:27,422 --> 00:50:29,356 he is actually flattering himself, 791 00:50:29,424 --> 00:50:32,985 showing how open and sensitive and honest he is. 792 00:50:35,129 --> 00:50:39,657 I just try so hard and-- 793 00:50:39,734 --> 00:50:43,192 Well, I'm sure she doesn't mean to be such a cold cow. 794 00:50:43,270 --> 00:50:46,638 Just in case you're starting to think he's a coldhearted, home-wrecking womanizer, 795 00:50:46,708 --> 00:50:49,506 he'll throw this in just to prove he's putting his current cow... 796 00:50:49,577 --> 00:50:51,511 out to pasture for good reason, 797 00:50:51,579 --> 00:50:54,946 and that he's actually tormented with guilt at the thought of abandoning her. 798 00:50:55,016 --> 00:50:58,281 What's that thing they always say about the love of a good woman ? 799 00:50:58,353 --> 00:51:01,186 [Jane Narrating ] That, once offered, it's guaranteed to come back... 800 00:51:01,256 --> 00:51:03,190 and bite her in the ass. 801 00:51:03,224 --> 00:51:05,556 - Enter case in point. - Hey. 802 00:51:05,627 --> 00:51:08,027 - Hey. - Thought you were with what's her name. 803 00:51:08,096 --> 00:51:12,157 - Didn't work out. - You have a little saddle sore on that white horse of yours ? 804 00:51:14,135 --> 00:51:17,263 - Okay, so what happened ? - Just lost interest. 805 00:51:17,338 --> 00:51:19,966 What do you mean, you lost interest ? 806 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,066 How exactly ? 807 00:51:22,143 --> 00:51:26,170 Christ, Jane, do we really have to have another postmortem ? 808 00:51:26,247 --> 00:51:29,410 I'm just curious is all. So you went to a movie, 809 00:51:29,484 --> 00:51:32,419 then back to her place ? 810 00:51:32,487 --> 00:51:35,513 - Then what ? - [ Sighs ] 811 00:51:35,590 --> 00:51:37,581 So we're in the kitchen getting a drink, 812 00:51:37,659 --> 00:51:39,593 and suddenly, she starts looking for food. 813 00:51:39,660 --> 00:51:42,960 We had dinner right after the movie, but... I don't know. 814 00:51:43,030 --> 00:51:46,296 She was still hungry. She's always hungry, it seems. 815 00:51:46,367 --> 00:51:49,734 And that's bad, Women who eat ? 816 00:51:53,274 --> 00:51:57,370 Okay, so you're in the kitchen, she's hungry again, inexplicably, 817 00:51:57,445 --> 00:51:59,310 then what ? 818 00:51:59,380 --> 00:52:02,975 So she takes out a pint of Haagen-Dazs-- a pint-- 819 00:52:03,050 --> 00:52:06,384 and just starts eating it right out of the container, 820 00:52:06,454 --> 00:52:09,821 and there was just something about it that turned me off. 821 00:52:09,890 --> 00:52:12,917 Was the refrigerator door open ? 822 00:52:12,994 --> 00:52:15,792 - Why ? - Answer the question. Open or closed ? 823 00:52:15,863 --> 00:52:17,888 It was open, I think. 824 00:52:17,966 --> 00:52:19,991 Would it have made a difference if it were shut ? 825 00:52:20,068 --> 00:52:22,969 Would that have made the act of a nonfat woman eating ice cream... 826 00:52:23,037 --> 00:52:24,971 a little less revolting to you ? 827 00:52:25,039 --> 00:52:28,907 What if she'd not had dinner ? What if she were legitimately hungry... 828 00:52:28,977 --> 00:52:31,969 before she shoved her face into a trough of Haagen-Dazs ? 829 00:52:32,046 --> 00:52:33,980 Would it have repulsed you less if she used a dish ? 830 00:52:34,048 --> 00:52:37,313 - Good night, you psycho ! - Good night, neophiliac ! 831 00:52:37,385 --> 00:52:42,322 � Hallelujah Hallelujah � 832 00:52:42,390 --> 00:52:45,188 - � Hallelujah Hallelujah � - Are you sitting down ? 833 00:52:45,259 --> 00:52:48,126 Oprah read the article on her show today. 834 00:52:48,196 --> 00:52:50,357 The audience went so crazy for it, she called us personally, 835 00:52:50,430 --> 00:52:52,365 begging for Dr. Charles to appear as her guest. 836 00:52:52,433 --> 00:52:55,834 - What ? - I told everyone in P.R. a different story. 837 00:52:55,903 --> 00:52:59,168 She's vacationing in Hong Kong. She's at a conference in Tangiers. 838 00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:02,698 - Oh, this is bad. - No, no, no. This is all good. 839 00:53:02,777 --> 00:53:05,405 Okay ? Trust me. I've got it all under control. 840 00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,040 This won't come anywhere near you. 841 00:53:08,116 --> 00:53:10,676 "And so, while the male may often seem shy... 842 00:53:10,752 --> 00:53:15,815 "with all his Uriah Heep hand-wringin' and 'aw, shucks' toe-kickin', 843 00:53:15,890 --> 00:53:18,586 "he's actually a narcissist... 844 00:53:18,659 --> 00:53:24,063 "because this apparent shyness belies the more deeply rooted feelings... 845 00:53:24,132 --> 00:53:27,966 "of unworthiness and fear of rejection. 846 00:53:28,036 --> 00:53:32,234 "And this is what compels him to constantly seek attention... 847 00:53:32,306 --> 00:53:38,142 from new cow after new cow ad nauseam, ad infinitum." 848 00:53:38,212 --> 00:53:40,544 This is such great stuff. 849 00:53:40,615 --> 00:53:43,607 It obliterates any sentimentality we might have... 850 00:53:43,684 --> 00:53:46,016 about what noble creatures men are. 851 00:53:46,087 --> 00:53:49,352 This right here is what we've been looking for. It's- It's provocative. 852 00:53:49,424 --> 00:53:52,860 It's clever. It's got mass appeal written all over it. 853 00:53:52,927 --> 00:53:55,725 There's just one problem. Nobody can seem to find this woman. 854 00:53:55,797 --> 00:53:58,095 The Today Show's tried. Oprah's tried. 855 00:53:58,166 --> 00:54:00,327 - Yeah, and have you tried ? - Eddie ? 856 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,768 - Uh, well, no. - Well, get on it ! 857 00:54:03,838 --> 00:54:06,932 Do you realize what we're talking about here ? 858 00:54:07,008 --> 00:54:10,808 - [ Both ] The ungettable get ? - Yes ! 859 00:54:10,878 --> 00:54:14,905 I don't care what it takes. You find that Dr. Marie Charles... 860 00:54:14,982 --> 00:54:18,005 and bring her here to my studio. 861 00:54:18,139 --> 00:54:20,539 Let me get this straight. Your best friend works at M magazine... 862 00:54:20,608 --> 00:54:22,701 and she has no idea where this cow doctor is ? 863 00:54:22,777 --> 00:54:24,836 That's what she said. 864 00:54:24,912 --> 00:54:26,880 [ Eddie ] I don't buy that. Why are you holding out on me ? 865 00:54:26,948 --> 00:54:29,075 [Jane ] I'm not ! I told you she's working on it ! 866 00:54:29,150 --> 00:54:31,118 - Just give me her number. - I'm not gonna give you her number. 867 00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:32,743 - Why not ? - She's working on it ! 868 00:54:32,820 --> 00:54:35,288 - Besides, you'd never reach her. She's at Jivamukti. - Huh ? 869 00:54:35,356 --> 00:54:37,324 - Yoga. - Yoga what ? 870 00:54:37,392 --> 00:54:39,690 - Jivamukti. - Jiv-- 871 00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,457 [ Beeps ] 872 00:54:42,530 --> 00:54:45,727 - Manhattan. Jivamukti. - Eddie ! 873 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,291 It's a yoga place. 874 00:54:48,369 --> 00:54:50,894 Eddie, don't be a jerk ! 875 00:54:54,709 --> 00:54:57,075 Eddie, come on ! 876 00:54:57,145 --> 00:54:59,875 - This is so ridiculous. - Ohhh ! 877 00:54:59,947 --> 00:55:02,848 Hey, hey, you have to leave your shoes in here. 878 00:55:04,218 --> 00:55:06,277 �� [ Chanting ] 879 00:55:06,354 --> 00:55:09,448 Liz ? Excuse me. 880 00:55:09,524 --> 00:55:14,223 Jerk, she is my best friend. I would certainly know if-- 881 00:55:14,295 --> 00:55:16,422 - Jane ? - [ Yelps ] 882 00:55:17,665 --> 00:55:19,599 Stay ! 883 00:55:19,667 --> 00:55:23,103 - Bring your leg up higher. - Excuse me, sir, you're gonna have to leave. 884 00:55:23,170 --> 00:55:25,230 Gee. Sorry. I know. I'm just looking for a friend. 885 00:55:25,306 --> 00:55:27,638 - Oh. - [ Screams ] 886 00:55:27,708 --> 00:55:30,302 - Sorry. You okay ? - Eddie. 887 00:55:34,749 --> 00:55:37,877 How you doin', Becca ? 888 00:55:37,952 --> 00:55:40,045 I'm good. 889 00:55:42,023 --> 00:55:43,957 What are you doing here ? 890 00:55:46,394 --> 00:55:49,989 I, uh-- I- I don't know. 891 00:55:51,299 --> 00:55:53,290 Come, class. Let's forget about this disturbance. 892 00:55:53,367 --> 00:55:55,358 It's okay. Everyone, let's come on up. 893 00:55:55,436 --> 00:55:58,633 Get back to your spaces and let's prepare for lion pose. 894 00:55:58,706 --> 00:56:02,335 Hey, inhale. Exhale. Open your mouth. 895 00:56:02,410 --> 00:56:04,435 Stick out your tongue. [ Exhaling ] 896 00:56:04,512 --> 00:56:08,039 That was Rebecca ? Eddie, talk to me. 897 00:56:08,115 --> 00:56:10,049 There's nothing to talk about. 898 00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:13,848 - Hi, Liz. - I cannot believe it. 899 00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:16,617 - Hey, Janey ! - Hi ! Hi, guys ! 900 00:56:16,690 --> 00:56:19,956 Eddie, this is my sister Alice and my brother-in-law Stephen. 901 00:56:20,027 --> 00:56:23,656 - You're... Eddie. - Yeah. Hey. 902 00:56:23,730 --> 00:56:26,063 - Are you two taking yoga class together ? - No. 903 00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:30,069 - We were just-- I-- It- It's stupid. - No, no, it's not stupid. 904 00:56:30,137 --> 00:56:32,628 - We don't think it's stupid. - No. We just started the pregnancy class. 905 00:56:32,707 --> 00:56:34,698 - [ Elevator Alarm Ringing ] - Oh, yeah. Congratulations. 906 00:56:34,775 --> 00:56:37,801 - Thanks. She's a great breather. - Listen, I gotta go. 907 00:56:37,879 --> 00:56:40,541 - Hey, it was really nice to meet you, Eddie. - Bye-bye. 908 00:57:19,186 --> 00:57:22,678 [Jane Narrating ] Eddie preferred to leave things unsaid... 909 00:57:22,757 --> 00:57:26,728 and went back to grazing in greener pastures. 910 00:57:28,163 --> 00:57:31,530 - [ People Chattering ] - [ Man ] Merry Christmas. 911 00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,591 Merry Christmas, everyone. 912 00:57:33,669 --> 00:57:35,603 Merry Christmas. 913 00:57:35,670 --> 00:57:38,572 - I'm getting out of here. - Okay. 914 00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:41,040 �� [ Piano ] 915 00:57:41,110 --> 00:57:43,374 - Uh, two champagnes, please. - Yes, sir. 916 00:57:43,445 --> 00:57:46,972 Shouldn't that be a champagne and a Shirley Temple ? 917 00:57:47,049 --> 00:57:50,212 - Sorry. - No, you're not. 918 00:57:50,285 --> 00:57:54,085 - So where'd you meet her ? - She's Emily's roommate. 919 00:57:54,156 --> 00:57:57,387 Emily that I made coffee for last Sunday ? 920 00:57:57,459 --> 00:57:59,791 Uh-huh. 921 00:57:59,862 --> 00:58:02,023 Isn't that complicated ? 922 00:58:02,097 --> 00:58:05,897 It's never complicated, Jane. 923 00:58:05,968 --> 00:58:07,959 Thank you. 924 00:58:09,538 --> 00:58:11,733 [ Men Laughing ] 925 00:58:24,553 --> 00:58:28,080 Evening, sir. What can I get you ? 926 00:58:28,157 --> 00:58:30,284 - Scotch, please. - Yes, sir. 927 00:58:30,359 --> 00:58:33,886 [ Sighs ] Did you hear Diane's joke about the reindeer ? 928 00:58:35,497 --> 00:58:37,431 Funny ! 929 00:58:41,236 --> 00:58:43,295 - [ Bartender ] Here you go. - [ Ray ] Thank you. 930 00:58:43,372 --> 00:58:45,306 [ Sighs ] 931 00:58:52,748 --> 00:58:55,148 I miss you, Jane. 932 00:59:02,357 --> 00:59:05,724 Am I-- Am I supposed to walk away now ? 933 00:59:09,530 --> 00:59:12,364 No. 934 00:59:12,434 --> 00:59:16,598 Can we get away from this ? Can we do something ? 935 00:59:16,672 --> 00:59:19,300 Get together for lunch, dinner, Friday night. 936 00:59:22,510 --> 00:59:24,502 Friday is New Year's Eve. 937 00:59:24,580 --> 00:59:28,949 Oh, that's right. That's right. 938 00:59:29,017 --> 00:59:30,951 You probably have some, uh, plans. 939 00:59:31,019 --> 00:59:32,953 - Don't you ? - Yeah. 940 00:59:33,020 --> 00:59:36,115 Yes, I do. Yes, I do. 941 00:59:36,190 --> 00:59:39,558 [ Clears Throat ] I have-- 942 00:59:39,628 --> 00:59:43,189 No. 943 00:59:43,265 --> 00:59:47,201 I have none. 944 00:59:47,269 --> 00:59:52,639 Could I call you ? Would that be okay ? 945 00:59:55,310 --> 00:59:58,279 Yeah. 946 00:59:59,948 --> 01:00:03,679 Merry Christmas, Jane. 947 01:00:03,752 --> 01:00:08,018 - Yee-haaaw ! - � Jingle bells Ji- Jingle bells � 948 01:00:08,090 --> 01:00:11,150 Well, you can't stop now. We'll do it together. 949 01:00:11,226 --> 01:00:13,421 You're syndicated in over 300 newspapers. 950 01:00:13,495 --> 01:00:15,486 Talk radio is having a field day with it. 951 01:00:15,564 --> 01:00:18,624 [ Scoffs ] Clearly the world is one giant used-cow lot. 952 01:00:18,700 --> 01:00:22,534 - Look, I just want to think about it, okay ? - What's there to think about ? 953 01:00:22,604 --> 01:00:25,038 You don't want to be a post-feminist icon ? 954 01:00:25,107 --> 01:00:29,305 Come on. Let's get something great to wear for Julian's New Year's Eve party. 955 01:00:31,179 --> 01:00:35,377 I meant to tell you that... I kind of made other plans. 956 01:00:35,450 --> 01:00:37,816 I mean, it's nothing major. It's not a big-- 957 01:00:37,886 --> 01:00:40,252 - Well-- - What are you talking about ? 958 01:00:40,322 --> 01:00:44,691 - Ray asked me out. - Ray ? 959 01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:47,786 As in Ray Brown ? 960 01:00:47,863 --> 01:00:49,797 As in devil incarnate ? 961 01:00:49,865 --> 01:00:51,958 No ! No, I forbid it ! 962 01:00:52,034 --> 01:00:54,127 I- I- I thought you were over this. 963 01:00:54,202 --> 01:00:57,069 I think I'm having second thoughts. 964 01:00:57,139 --> 01:01:02,600 Oh, so now... Dr. Charles is having them too. 965 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:15,781 - Done yet ? - You got a hot date ? 966 01:01:15,857 --> 01:01:18,451 - No, I just have to pee. - Be my guest. 967 01:01:18,527 --> 01:01:21,121 - What's this, party Viagra ? - Huh ? 968 01:01:21,196 --> 01:01:23,323 No, it's nicotine gum. 969 01:01:23,398 --> 01:01:27,767 - When did you quit ? - Oh, since Daphne told me she wanted to marry a smoker. 970 01:01:27,836 --> 01:01:30,134 Here. 971 01:01:30,205 --> 01:01:32,264 Thank you. 972 01:01:32,340 --> 01:01:34,502 Why don't you put on a dress and come out with me tonight ? 973 01:01:34,576 --> 01:01:36,840 Why, so I can trail after your harem ? 974 01:01:36,912 --> 01:01:39,472 - I'm flying solo. I thought I'd keep my options open. - [ Phone Ringing ] 975 01:01:39,548 --> 01:01:41,482 Yeah ? 976 01:01:41,550 --> 01:01:43,518 Although that may be for me. 977 01:01:43,585 --> 01:01:45,519 [ Ringing ] 978 01:01:45,587 --> 01:01:47,179 - Hello. - [ Liz ] You're home. 979 01:01:47,255 --> 01:01:48,779 Does this mean you've come to your senses ? 980 01:01:48,857 --> 01:01:51,052 No, and I only have an hour to get ready. 981 01:01:51,126 --> 01:01:53,185 So quit worrying about me. Go out. Have a good time. 982 01:01:53,260 --> 01:01:55,195 I'm going to wear that red lipstick you gave, and I'll call you tomorrow. 983 01:01:55,263 --> 01:01:57,197 - Okay. Bye. - Bye. 984 01:02:04,106 --> 01:02:06,700 Why are you doing this to yourself? 985 01:02:08,577 --> 01:02:11,273 - Doing what ? - Ray. 986 01:02:11,346 --> 01:02:14,042 I don't know what you're talking about. 987 01:02:14,116 --> 01:02:17,051 Okay. 988 01:02:17,119 --> 01:02:22,318 - Well, if you change your mind, this is where I'll be. - Oh, thanks. 989 01:02:22,390 --> 01:02:25,189 I think I'll... jump into my pj's, 990 01:02:25,260 --> 01:02:27,660 probably watch a little TV... 991 01:02:27,729 --> 01:02:29,993 - ..go to bed early-- - Happy New Year. 992 01:02:30,065 --> 01:02:32,090 - Same to you ! - [ Door Closes ] 993 01:02:51,219 --> 01:02:56,987 [ Man On TV] Now, back to our special New Year's Eve coverage with Hugh Downs. 994 01:02:57,058 --> 01:02:59,686 To recap, it was less than 48 hours ago... 995 01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:02,127 that Ray Brown called to confirm his plans... 996 01:03:02,197 --> 01:03:04,290 to take Jane Goodale out this evening, 997 01:03:04,366 --> 01:03:06,664 a clear indication that he was, indeed, 998 01:03:06,735 --> 01:03:09,898 regretting his decision to terminate their involvement. 999 01:03:09,970 --> 01:03:13,771 So the question remains, why hasn't he shown up yet ? 1000 01:03:13,842 --> 01:03:17,608 By all accounts, it would appear that Mr. Brown is sticking firmly... 1001 01:03:17,679 --> 01:03:20,204 to his September sanctions. 1002 01:03:31,059 --> 01:03:34,392 [ Couple Chattering, Laughing ] 1003 01:03:42,103 --> 01:03:44,162 - �� [ Music Playing ] - [ People Chattering ] 1004 01:04:20,575 --> 01:04:26,013 - [ Drunken Shout ] - [ Party Goers ] Nine, eight, seven, 1005 01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:31,747 six, five, four, three, two, one ! 1006 01:04:31,820 --> 01:04:33,754 Happy New Year ! 1007 01:04:36,258 --> 01:04:37,919 Jane ! 1008 01:04:43,565 --> 01:04:46,056 [ Cheering, Laughing ] 1009 01:04:48,270 --> 01:04:51,330 Whoo ! 1010 01:04:55,577 --> 01:04:57,568 Ahh-- 1011 01:04:59,848 --> 01:05:02,476 Ohh-- 1012 01:05:13,060 --> 01:05:15,859 Jane ! 1013 01:05:17,999 --> 01:05:20,160 [ Sighs ] 1014 01:05:29,410 --> 01:05:31,606 [ Woman Shouts ] Happy New Year ! 1015 01:05:40,170 --> 01:05:43,333 - Jane ? - Don't even bother. 1016 01:05:43,407 --> 01:05:46,103 - I- I need to talk to you. - Shh-- 1017 01:05:46,176 --> 01:05:49,612 Excuse me. Why didn't you-- Why didn't you return my calls ? 1018 01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:51,705 You mean the calls that came after the call you didn't make ? 1019 01:05:51,782 --> 01:05:53,943 I-- [ Scoffs ] This is not true. 1020 01:05:54,017 --> 01:05:57,612 It's so true. 1021 01:06:00,257 --> 01:06:02,191 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 1022 01:06:02,259 --> 01:06:04,284 Will you stop for just a moment ? 1023 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,295 - Hey, Jane. - Listen, I know it was inexcus-- 1024 01:06:06,363 --> 01:06:08,297 - Good morning ! - Hi, Jane. Ray. 1025 01:06:08,365 --> 01:06:11,823 - There's a reason I didn't show up that night. - I'm sure there is. 1026 01:06:11,902 --> 01:06:13,836 And you know what ? I couldn't possibly care less. 1027 01:06:13,904 --> 01:06:15,838 So let's forget about it. Okay ! 1028 01:06:15,906 --> 01:06:18,067 I don't suppose you're interested in hearing me out. 1029 01:06:18,142 --> 01:06:20,269 You know what, Ray ? The truth is-- 1030 01:06:20,344 --> 01:06:23,142 Hi ! You did me a favor. 1031 01:06:23,213 --> 01:06:26,080 Any delusions I may have still had about you, they're gone now. 1032 01:06:27,017 --> 01:06:29,747 It was a gift. You released me. 1033 01:06:29,820 --> 01:06:32,311 - For the first time in months, I feel great. - [ Tapping ] 1034 01:06:32,389 --> 01:06:36,189 - Staff meeting in my office in two minutes. - Okay, be right there. 1035 01:06:38,362 --> 01:06:42,423 Uh, what's wrong ? 1036 01:06:42,499 --> 01:06:45,559 Diane's wearing your shirt. 1037 01:06:45,636 --> 01:06:48,571 The shirt I bought you on the sidewalk. 1038 01:06:54,144 --> 01:06:57,375 So, does that mean that the, uh-- 1039 01:06:57,447 --> 01:07:01,247 - ..the two of you are-- - Seeing each other again. 1040 01:07:01,318 --> 01:07:04,776 - Yes. That's what I've been trying to explain. - Wait. Stop. 1041 01:07:04,855 --> 01:07:07,187 Did you say, "Again" ? 1042 01:07:07,257 --> 01:07:10,556 I should have told you a long time ago, 1043 01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:13,255 but Diane insisted on keeping it quiet. 1044 01:07:13,330 --> 01:07:15,525 - We got back together right before New Year's and... - Oh-- 1045 01:07:15,599 --> 01:07:19,365 and we went away for a couple of days, and it was terrible of me to not call, but I-- 1046 01:07:19,436 --> 01:07:22,337 [ Man Shouting ] Ray, I've got Tony Robbins on line three ! 1047 01:07:22,406 --> 01:07:26,399 - Ohh ! Go on. - I'm really sorry, Jane. 1048 01:07:34,785 --> 01:07:37,777 [ Chuckles ] 1049 01:07:46,396 --> 01:07:49,695 - [ Sighs ] - Hey, what is it ? 1050 01:07:49,766 --> 01:07:52,826 - "D--" She's "D." [ Sighs ] - I'm not following. 1051 01:07:52,903 --> 01:07:55,633 Di-- Di-- "D." Diane is "D." 1052 01:07:55,706 --> 01:07:58,470 Yes. "D" is for Diane. "E" is for Eddie. 1053 01:07:58,542 --> 01:08:01,306 Ray's "D." She's the one ! 1054 01:08:01,378 --> 01:08:03,812 I mean, she was-- She is the one. I mean, she-- 1055 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,872 Whoa, whoa, whoa. whoa, whoa. 1056 01:08:05,949 --> 01:08:07,974 - Just breathe. Breathe, Jane. Breathe. - [ Hyperventilating ] 1057 01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:10,519 Now, let me get this straight. Ray and Diane are together ? 1058 01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:13,147 - Back together. Together again. - All right. I get it. 1059 01:08:13,223 --> 01:08:15,623 - Let it go. Ray and Diane ? - Yeah ! 1060 01:08:15,692 --> 01:08:17,626 Okay. Shh-- It doesn't matter. 1061 01:08:17,694 --> 01:08:19,787 That chapter's over, remember ? It doesn't matter. 1062 01:08:19,863 --> 01:08:21,922 Now we got to go in there, so pull it together. 1063 01:08:21,999 --> 01:08:24,263 Do you hear me ? Don't cry. 1064 01:08:24,334 --> 01:08:26,802 - Don't cry, please. You're gonna be fine. - [ Whimpering ] 1065 01:08:26,870 --> 01:08:28,929 - Okay. - We're gonna go in there. 1066 01:08:29,006 --> 01:08:32,032 - Good. You all right ? - [ Sniffles ] Okay. 1067 01:08:33,644 --> 01:08:37,080 Jane, where are we for next week ? 1068 01:08:37,147 --> 01:08:40,639 Uh, we're-we're all set with Gerard Depardieu. Right, Jane ? 1069 01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:44,653 Oh, good. New movie ? 1070 01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,916 Am- Amazing. Amazing. 1071 01:08:46,990 --> 01:08:49,618 I- I actually, uh-- I saw it. It's, uh-- 1072 01:08:49,693 --> 01:08:52,025 about a man whose whole marriage falls apart and-- 1073 01:08:52,095 --> 01:08:54,723 I mean, it's brutal, actually. I mean-- 1074 01:08:54,798 --> 01:08:57,028 You know, they show the whole love story first. 1075 01:08:57,100 --> 01:09:00,831 You see that this woman means... everything to this- this man. 1076 01:09:00,904 --> 01:09:03,930 In fact, there's this- this-- this one scene... 1077 01:09:04,007 --> 01:09:07,670 where he actually sits in just a-- a dark-- uhh-- 1078 01:09:07,744 --> 01:09:11,942 It's very touching. He's sits in a dark room, and he just-- 1079 01:09:12,015 --> 01:09:15,507 You just start to see the- the tears and stuff. 1080 01:09:15,585 --> 01:09:19,385 I mean, the man is completely, you know, broken, and you feel it. 1081 01:09:19,456 --> 01:09:21,856 You really feel it, and it's devastating. It's a devastating-- 1082 01:09:21,925 --> 01:09:24,325 [ Laughing ] 1083 01:09:24,394 --> 01:09:27,625 - Is this a joke ? - [ Chuckles ] 1084 01:09:28,632 --> 01:09:30,725 N- No. What do you mean ? 1085 01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:33,463 [ Both Laughing ] 1086 01:09:33,537 --> 01:09:37,837 I mean-- [ Snorts ] I mean, is this a joke ? 1087 01:09:37,908 --> 01:09:42,277 - No, I saw it two nights ago. - What's so funny, Jane ? 1088 01:09:42,346 --> 01:09:46,077 - Oh, can you believe this guy ? - I know, I-- 1089 01:09:46,149 --> 01:09:49,050 [ Laughing ] So sensitive-- So-- 1090 01:09:49,119 --> 01:09:52,953 So devastated when it comes to some chubby French guy, but, oh ! 1091 01:09:53,023 --> 01:09:57,016 Stomp on somebody's heart in real life, and where's his sorry-ass pity then, huh ? 1092 01:09:57,094 --> 01:10:00,063 Nowhere ! Why ? Because he doesn't get it ! 1093 01:10:00,130 --> 01:10:02,530 He never gets it ! 1094 01:10:02,599 --> 01:10:04,590 Someone please explain it to me. 1095 01:10:04,668 --> 01:10:09,196 Because I don't know what you are talking about ! 1096 01:10:09,272 --> 01:10:11,263 [ Murmuring ] 1097 01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:20,479 - Evelyn, is she free ? - Yeah. She is. 1098 01:10:20,550 --> 01:10:22,484 Thanks. 1099 01:10:31,294 --> 01:10:35,094 I'm sorry, Diane. I-- I don't know where that came from. 1100 01:10:35,165 --> 01:10:38,623 Well, I do. I know exactly where it came from. 1101 01:10:38,702 --> 01:10:40,636 You do ? 1102 01:10:40,704 --> 01:10:43,639 Some guy crushed you under his boot heel, 1103 01:10:43,707 --> 01:10:46,141 and you lashed out at poor Ray as being... 1104 01:10:46,209 --> 01:10:48,302 representative of the prick that did that to you. 1105 01:10:48,378 --> 01:10:52,781 - I'm right, aren't I ? - More or less. 1106 01:10:52,849 --> 01:10:54,783 Well, you can't do it, Jane. 1107 01:10:54,850 --> 01:10:57,581 - I don't care how much it hurts. - I know. 1108 01:10:57,654 --> 01:10:59,679 No, you don't know. Now, sit down and listen to me. 1109 01:11:05,495 --> 01:11:07,759 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 1110 01:11:09,566 --> 01:11:13,593 About six months ago, my boyfriend tried to leave me. 1111 01:11:13,670 --> 01:11:17,162 Well, he did. He left. 1112 01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:22,701 And I was devastated. I was destroyed. Did you see it ? 1113 01:11:25,749 --> 01:11:29,583 - No. I- I- I didn't. No. - Right. 1114 01:11:29,653 --> 01:11:33,919 Do you know why ? Because if I fall apart, 1115 01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:36,083 everything around me falls apart-- 1116 01:11:36,159 --> 01:11:41,620 everything that I have worked my entire life for. 1117 01:11:41,698 --> 01:11:43,996 - Do you love him ? - Wh- Who ? 1118 01:11:44,067 --> 01:11:48,629 - Him. The guy. - I don't know. 1119 01:11:48,705 --> 01:11:52,368 Of course you do. Now, have you talked to him lately ? 1120 01:11:52,442 --> 01:11:56,037 No. No. Not ex-- Not exactly talked. 1121 01:11:56,113 --> 01:12:00,174 Do it. Do it. Talk to him. 1122 01:12:02,352 --> 01:12:07,312 I used to feel that if I kept my heart to myself, 1123 01:12:07,390 --> 01:12:11,986 If I never let him know how much I needed him, that he would never leave me. 1124 01:12:12,062 --> 01:12:14,929 Well, guess what ? He did. 1125 01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:19,560 And I lived in a private, pathetic puddle... 1126 01:12:19,636 --> 01:12:22,161 until I couldn't stand it anymore, 1127 01:12:22,239 --> 01:12:25,299 And so you know what I did ? I showed up at his doorstep... 1128 01:12:25,375 --> 01:12:29,175 with two corned beef sandwiches on rye, lightly toasted, 1129 01:12:29,246 --> 01:12:33,740 and I told him that I was lost without him. 1130 01:12:33,817 --> 01:12:35,978 You said that ? 1131 01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:40,045 Pretty progressive, huh ? And I'm happy. Go figure. 1132 01:12:40,123 --> 01:12:42,114 I never thought I'd be happy. 1133 01:12:47,554 --> 01:12:49,681 [ Liz ] And you believe her ? 1134 01:12:49,756 --> 01:12:52,816 This is true love ? This is what we all should be looking for ? 1135 01:12:52,893 --> 01:12:55,453 That is the most tragic thing I've ever heard. 1136 01:12:55,529 --> 01:13:00,125 We're talking about a woman whose boyfriend was screwing you in order to get away from her. 1137 01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:02,361 And she's the authority on romance ? 1138 01:13:02,435 --> 01:13:05,268 The only reason she believes that crap is because she has to. 1139 01:13:05,338 --> 01:13:07,704 She's an old cow. 1140 01:13:07,774 --> 01:13:11,938 Truth is all we need to do is adjust our radar a bit. 1141 01:13:12,012 --> 01:13:15,038 You know, learn to be attracted to men we're simply not attracted to. 1142 01:13:15,115 --> 01:13:18,107 Whoa. Hang on. What are you talking about ? 1143 01:13:18,185 --> 01:13:21,211 Well, for example, normally... 1144 01:13:21,288 --> 01:13:24,519 I might be attracted to a guy like you. 1145 01:13:24,590 --> 01:13:28,459 But thanks to Dr. Charles, I've learned to control my passion for testosterone, 1146 01:13:28,528 --> 01:13:30,462 and now I can proudly say... 1147 01:13:30,530 --> 01:13:34,967 that I no longer find you in the least bit desirable. 1148 01:13:35,035 --> 01:13:37,970 Oh, gee. That's swell. 1149 01:13:38,038 --> 01:13:40,268 I need a drink. 1150 01:13:41,942 --> 01:13:45,434 [ Clears Throat ] Does she have any idea that she's completely insane ? 1151 01:13:45,512 --> 01:13:49,812 No. She's right. Diane is an old cow. He cannot go back to her. 1152 01:13:49,883 --> 01:13:52,374 Okay, that's it. 1153 01:13:52,452 --> 01:13:57,412 Jane, these are people, not cows ! 1154 01:14:08,068 --> 01:14:10,002 Hello. 1155 01:14:10,070 --> 01:14:12,402 [ Cat Mewing ] 1156 01:14:16,710 --> 01:14:18,837 [Jane ] I should have known you would take his side. 1157 01:14:18,912 --> 01:14:22,370 This isn't about sides, Jane. It's about dealing with reality. 1158 01:14:22,449 --> 01:14:25,316 - And you need to get a grip. - Oh, that's rich... 1159 01:14:25,385 --> 01:14:28,786 coming from an emotional moron who's whoring his way through Manhattan, 1160 01:14:28,855 --> 01:14:31,483 using women like A.T.M. machines. 1161 01:14:31,558 --> 01:14:34,857 Oh, that's great. I get dumped, sleep around, and I'm a moron. 1162 01:14:34,928 --> 01:14:37,328 You, you get dumped and become the disciple... 1163 01:14:37,397 --> 01:14:40,161 of some crone-slash-quack behavioral scientist... 1164 01:14:40,233 --> 01:14:43,293 who can't tell the difference between quadrupeds and bipeds, and you're normal. 1165 01:14:43,370 --> 01:14:45,895 - She is not a crone. And she is not a quack ! - How do you know ? 1166 01:14:45,972 --> 01:14:48,566 Who gives a shit ? 1167 01:14:48,642 --> 01:14:52,373 You know, while you were out there buying these theories about the horrors of men... 1168 01:14:52,445 --> 01:14:54,811 - [ Groans ] - and why guys like Ray won't ever come back, 1169 01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:57,179 deep down inside you're hoping he would. 1170 01:14:57,250 --> 01:15:00,845 Men are evil. Men are scum. But please, Ray, won't you make a liar out of me ? 1171 01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:03,480 Well, you got what you asked for, Jane. 1172 01:15:03,556 --> 01:15:06,548 He did go back. He just did it with the wrong girl ! 1173 01:15:08,995 --> 01:15:11,463 It's over ! Over. 1174 01:15:12,699 --> 01:15:15,429 - Why can't you just let it go ? - Because. 1175 01:15:15,502 --> 01:15:17,697 - Because why ? - Because I can't. 1176 01:15:17,770 --> 01:15:21,639 - Why ? - Because I was happy. 1177 01:15:21,708 --> 01:15:24,643 Because if this... theory is wrong, 1178 01:15:24,710 --> 01:15:27,737 men don't leave all women, Eddie, they leave me. 1179 01:15:35,388 --> 01:15:38,949 I know what it does to you. I know. 1180 01:15:39,025 --> 01:15:42,483 Maybe that's why we hold on as hard as we do. 1181 01:15:42,562 --> 01:15:47,295 We just can't believe that such a miracle can ever happen to us twice. 1182 01:15:47,367 --> 01:15:52,202 [ Sighs ] And-- 1183 01:15:52,272 --> 01:15:54,263 But it can. 1184 01:15:56,276 --> 01:15:59,939 Someday you'll find it again. 1185 01:16:00,013 --> 01:16:03,813 - I promise you. - [ Sighs ] Look at me. 1186 01:16:03,883 --> 01:16:07,478 - A mess. - I'm looking at you. 1187 01:16:10,156 --> 01:16:13,091 - And you're beautiful. - [ Sobs ] 1188 01:16:13,159 --> 01:16:17,323 Hey, you are beautiful. 1189 01:16:19,232 --> 01:16:24,226 - You're intelligent... and real. - [ Sniffles ] 1190 01:16:28,875 --> 01:16:32,003 And Ray is not the last man you're ever gonna love. 1191 01:16:32,078 --> 01:16:34,069 [ Sobbing ] 1192 01:16:42,355 --> 01:16:45,654 I promise you he's not. 1193 01:16:48,027 --> 01:16:50,996 Shh. Shh-- 1194 01:16:52,866 --> 01:16:55,460 [ Sobbing Continues ] 1195 01:17:19,592 --> 01:17:22,152 [ Sniffs ] 1196 01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:46,776 [ Whispering ] Oh, my God. 1197 01:17:56,629 --> 01:18:00,929 - Oh-- - [ Eddie Breathing Deeply ] 1198 01:18:18,184 --> 01:18:20,675 Mmm-- 1199 01:18:28,027 --> 01:18:31,121 Hmm-- 1200 01:18:31,197 --> 01:18:33,427 Hi. 1201 01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:36,635 Hi. 1202 01:18:36,703 --> 01:18:40,434 Uh... listen. 1203 01:18:43,309 --> 01:18:45,300 - I-- - No, no, no. 1204 01:18:45,378 --> 01:18:47,812 No. No. 1205 01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:50,748 No, you're not going to analyze this one, Jane. 1206 01:18:50,817 --> 01:18:55,220 - I'm not ? - No. No. [ Chuckles ] 1207 01:18:55,288 --> 01:18:59,224 You're so hell-bent on making sure things fit, you miss out on all the fun when they don't. 1208 01:18:59,292 --> 01:19:01,283 - Eh ? Oh-- - Well, I-- 1209 01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:05,730 No ? Right now you're trying to rationalize last night. 1210 01:19:05,798 --> 01:19:08,460 Yeah ? Worrying about what might have happened. 1211 01:19:08,535 --> 01:19:11,333 Me, I'm just getting a kick out of the fact that I, uh, 1212 01:19:11,404 --> 01:19:13,929 spent an entire night with you in my arms, 1213 01:19:14,007 --> 01:19:15,998 and I didn't even cop a feel. 1214 01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:24,072 Well... 1215 01:19:24,150 --> 01:19:27,517 maybe one. 1216 01:19:27,587 --> 01:19:31,079 - [ Chuckles ] - [ Chuckles ] 1217 01:19:31,157 --> 01:19:34,615 - Whew ! - What ? 1218 01:19:34,694 --> 01:19:38,027 Well, I'm relieved. 1219 01:19:38,097 --> 01:19:41,726 [ Sighs ] I mean, for a second there, I-- 1220 01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:47,103 I thought maybe you thought last night was, um-- 1221 01:19:47,173 --> 01:19:52,770 You know, or that you would... think-- [ Clears Throat ] 1222 01:19:52,845 --> 01:19:56,872 That would've really blown your Dr. Charles out of the water, huh ? 1223 01:19:58,518 --> 01:20:02,614 Temporarily maybe, but you would have shown your spots eventually. 1224 01:20:02,689 --> 01:20:07,217 - My spots. - Oh, come on, Eddie. 1225 01:20:07,293 --> 01:20:10,490 Men never fail to do what's in their nature to do. 1226 01:20:10,563 --> 01:20:12,895 [ Whistles ] 1227 01:20:12,966 --> 01:20:15,230 [ Sighs ] 1228 01:20:15,300 --> 01:20:18,031 And what is that, Jane ? 1229 01:20:18,104 --> 01:20:22,006 Disappoint you ? Abandon you ? 1230 01:20:22,075 --> 01:20:25,306 Hmm ? 1231 01:20:25,378 --> 01:20:29,059 What's really behind these theories, huh ? 1232 01:20:29,193 --> 01:20:31,923 What are you hiding ? 1233 01:20:31,996 --> 01:20:34,897 Nothing. 1234 01:20:37,935 --> 01:20:40,130 Sorry. What you see is what you get. 1235 01:20:40,204 --> 01:20:43,640 Is it ? 1236 01:20:46,677 --> 01:20:49,976 You know, this is not about my nature, Jane. This is about yours. 1237 01:21:03,394 --> 01:21:06,363 [ Phone Ringing ] 1238 01:21:06,430 --> 01:21:08,660 - Hello. - Janey ? 1239 01:21:08,732 --> 01:21:10,927 Listen, Stephen. Can I call y'all back ? 1240 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:15,438 Your sister's in the hospital. We lost the baby, kiddo. 1241 01:21:22,813 --> 01:21:26,249 [ Sniffles ] Hey, Janey. 1242 01:21:30,087 --> 01:21:32,988 [ Sighs ] 1243 01:21:33,057 --> 01:21:35,389 [ Sobs ] 1244 01:21:38,896 --> 01:21:41,922 [ Sniffles ] Did you see Stephen ? 1245 01:21:41,999 --> 01:21:44,194 - I saw him in the hallway... - [ Chuckles ] 1246 01:21:44,268 --> 01:21:46,259 - ..getting water. - Getting ice. [ Laughs ] 1247 01:21:46,337 --> 01:21:49,966 Good luck. God love him. 1248 01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:53,532 They break so easily, don't they ? 1249 01:21:55,179 --> 01:21:57,977 [ Sighs ] 1250 01:22:01,652 --> 01:22:04,519 Last weekend, he woke up in a panic. 1251 01:22:04,588 --> 01:22:08,786 He said that he had to go shopping for the baby. 1252 01:22:08,859 --> 01:22:12,522 You know how anal he is. I thought he was gonna come back with... 1253 01:22:12,596 --> 01:22:16,396 thermometers and baby blankets and safety gates. 1254 01:22:16,467 --> 01:22:21,564 When he walked in the door, all he had was this little, tiny bag... 1255 01:22:21,639 --> 01:22:26,406 and inside was this-- 1256 01:22:26,477 --> 01:22:29,002 this perfect little baseball mitt. 1257 01:22:29,079 --> 01:22:31,240 [ Sighs ] 1258 01:22:35,452 --> 01:22:38,580 [ Sobbing ] 1259 01:22:38,656 --> 01:22:42,888 He got it in his head that it was going to be a boy. 1260 01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:45,724 Janey. 1261 01:22:45,796 --> 01:22:50,995 - [ Both Sobbing ] - [ Door Opening ] 1262 01:22:53,837 --> 01:22:56,431 [ Stephen ] Okay, I've got ice. 1263 01:22:56,507 --> 01:23:01,035 I've got blankets. I've got magazines. 1264 01:23:08,285 --> 01:23:12,153 Look at my wife. 1265 01:23:14,892 --> 01:23:18,692 Have you ever seen anyone more beautiful ? 1266 01:23:18,762 --> 01:23:22,493 [ Laughs ] You're nuts. 1267 01:23:53,964 --> 01:23:56,194 Diane, it's Jane. 1268 01:23:56,266 --> 01:24:01,033 I found Dr. Charles, 1269 01:24:01,105 --> 01:24:03,403 [ Applause, Cheers ] 1270 01:24:06,010 --> 01:24:09,810 [ Man ] Okay, is everybody ready to have a good time ? 1271 01:24:09,880 --> 01:24:12,246 Now, come on. You're going to have to do a lot better than that. 1272 01:24:14,485 --> 01:24:16,885 Okay, let me explain how everything on the show's gonna work. 1273 01:24:16,954 --> 01:24:20,185 - It's a really informal show-- - Yo, Ray ! Do we have her on the line yet ? 1274 01:24:20,257 --> 01:24:24,159 Two minutes. The magazine's putting her through. 1275 01:24:24,228 --> 01:24:27,459 - All right ! - Two minutes. 1276 01:24:27,530 --> 01:24:31,262 - Diane, two minutes. - So, Diane's going to come out. 1277 01:24:31,335 --> 01:24:33,895 The first guest is going to come. We have about a 15-minute segment. 1278 01:24:33,970 --> 01:24:36,997 Our first interview is gonna be on the telephone, okay ? 1279 01:24:37,074 --> 01:24:39,008 - Dr. Marie Charles. - [ Audience Cheers ] 1280 01:24:50,620 --> 01:24:54,921 I'm going to ask you one more time. Are you 100% sure you want to do this ? 1281 01:24:54,992 --> 01:24:57,290 [Jane ] I'm sure. I'm sorry to put you in this position. 1282 01:24:57,360 --> 01:24:59,693 Don't worry about me. I just want to make sure you haven't lost your mind. 1283 01:24:59,763 --> 01:25:02,789 - Maybe I have. - [ Chuckles ] Here she is, Ray. 1284 01:25:02,866 --> 01:25:07,394 - [ Line clicks ] Dr. Charles. - [ Cheers, Applause ] 1285 01:25:11,508 --> 01:25:15,501 Welcome. Rarely have I had the honor to host... 1286 01:25:15,579 --> 01:25:18,047 such a distinguished and extraordinary guest. 1287 01:25:18,115 --> 01:25:22,074 Today, Dr. Marie Charles speaks out for the first time... 1288 01:25:22,152 --> 01:25:24,518 since the publication of her searing article-- 1289 01:25:24,588 --> 01:25:26,920 Network says we've already had 20,000 hits on the web site. 1290 01:25:26,990 --> 01:25:30,448 - Holy cow. - [ Diane ] The reclusive Dr. Charles... 1291 01:25:30,527 --> 01:25:34,657 has agreed to an exclusive, live telephone interview. 1292 01:25:34,732 --> 01:25:37,394 And I consider it a rare gift... 1293 01:25:37,468 --> 01:25:42,132 from someone whose work has meant a tremendous amount in my life, 1294 01:25:42,206 --> 01:25:45,141 - ..as I'm sure yours. - [ Applause ] 1295 01:25:45,209 --> 01:25:48,542 - Dr. Marie Charles -[ Cheers, Applause ] 1296 01:25:48,612 --> 01:25:50,773 Hello, Dr. Charles. Are you there ? 1297 01:25:50,848 --> 01:25:54,875 Hello, Dr. Charles. Can you hear me ? 1298 01:25:54,952 --> 01:25:56,783 - [ Applause Continues ] - I'm getting nothing. 1299 01:25:59,656 --> 01:26:01,624 - Where the hell is she ? Where's the feed ? - [ Diane ] Excuse me. 1300 01:26:01,692 --> 01:26:04,160 We seem to be having some technical difficulties. 1301 01:26:04,228 --> 01:26:06,719 If you'll just bear with us, I'm sure we'll get it repaired. 1302 01:26:06,797 --> 01:26:09,322 [ Sighs ] 1303 01:26:09,399 --> 01:26:11,731 Tell them to patch it through on the other line. 1304 01:26:11,802 --> 01:26:14,066 - We can't. We only have one dedicated line. - Shit ! 1305 01:26:18,575 --> 01:26:20,509 Okay, take us to commercial. 1306 01:26:20,577 --> 01:26:22,841 Uh, she's here. She wants to go on. 1307 01:26:24,014 --> 01:26:26,505 Ho- Hold that. Hold that. Hold that. 1308 01:26:26,583 --> 01:26:29,313 - She's here. - [ Diane ] Well, ladies and gentlemen, 1309 01:26:29,386 --> 01:26:31,946 it seems that the reason we've been unable to get through... 1310 01:26:32,022 --> 01:26:33,990 to Dr. Charles telephonically... 1311 01:26:34,057 --> 01:26:36,525 is because at this moment she is right here in our studio, 1312 01:26:36,593 --> 01:26:39,426 having decided to do the interview in person after all. 1313 01:26:39,496 --> 01:26:42,021 - Holy shit. - So let's not waste any more time. 1314 01:26:42,099 --> 01:26:45,159 Join me in welcoming Dr. Marie Charles ! 1315 01:26:49,173 --> 01:26:52,438 - Makeup ? - Stop. Stop. 1316 01:26:52,509 --> 01:26:54,773 [ Diane ] Show yourself, Dr. Charles. 1317 01:26:54,845 --> 01:26:56,972 [ Audience Cheering ] 1318 01:26:57,047 --> 01:27:00,448 - Wake up ! - [ Gasps ] 1319 01:27:06,190 --> 01:27:08,715 Jane, what's going on ? Where's Dr. Charles ? 1320 01:27:08,792 --> 01:27:11,886 [ Audience Murmuring ] 1321 01:27:11,962 --> 01:27:14,294 - There is no Dr. Charles. - [ Woman Groans ] 1322 01:27:14,364 --> 01:27:16,594 There never was. 1323 01:27:18,936 --> 01:27:23,839 - I invented her, Diane. - [ Murmuring ] 1324 01:27:23,907 --> 01:27:27,843 - You-- - I invented her because... 1325 01:27:27,910 --> 01:27:32,473 I had something to say, and... somehow... 1326 01:27:32,549 --> 01:27:39,250 I thought if-- if- if- if it were coming from a 65-year-old Ph.D., 1327 01:27:39,323 --> 01:27:41,518 that you would see it the way I had-- 1328 01:27:41,592 --> 01:27:47,394 as a truth, as a legitimate, scientific truth. 1329 01:27:47,464 --> 01:27:51,924 But it isn't. It's completely ridiculous. 1330 01:27:52,002 --> 01:27:56,803 And... 1331 01:27:56,874 --> 01:27:59,240 I lied to you all, and I lied to myself. 1332 01:27:59,309 --> 01:28:03,676 Because the real truth is that... 1333 01:28:07,620 --> 01:28:10,681 I was heartbroken... and lost. 1334 01:28:10,758 --> 01:28:14,558 You know, and I just wanted to understand it somehow. 1335 01:28:14,628 --> 01:28:19,531 I wanted it to be... about them. 1336 01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:22,763 So everything I thought I had figured out was completely upside-down. 1337 01:28:22,836 --> 01:28:25,396 I thought this bull had gone on to another new cow, 1338 01:28:25,472 --> 01:28:28,100 when, in fact, she was an old cow who had become a new cow again. 1339 01:28:28,175 --> 01:28:30,939 I mean, what was I talking about ? 1340 01:28:31,010 --> 01:28:34,913 I was comparing men to animals, 1341 01:28:34,982 --> 01:28:38,418 - which-- okay, let's face it-- sometimes they are. - [ Laughing ] 1342 01:28:40,587 --> 01:28:44,045 But sometimes they are not. 1343 01:28:44,124 --> 01:28:47,958 Sometimes you open the barn door, 1344 01:28:48,028 --> 01:28:49,962 or the hospital room door... 1345 01:28:50,030 --> 01:28:54,797 or the bedroom door and... 1346 01:28:54,868 --> 01:28:58,326 you find the real thing. 1347 01:28:58,405 --> 01:29:02,205 You find a guy who... 1348 01:29:02,276 --> 01:29:05,336 can sit with you when you are at your absolute worst, 1349 01:29:05,412 --> 01:29:08,540 when you are knee-deep in Kleenex, and your face looks like a punching bag, 1350 01:29:08,615 --> 01:29:11,209 and you are a complete and total mess. 1351 01:29:11,285 --> 01:29:14,618 And he... 1352 01:29:14,688 --> 01:29:17,816 can still look at you and tell you... 1353 01:29:17,890 --> 01:29:22,828 that Ray is not the last man you're ever going to love. 1354 01:29:22,896 --> 01:29:26,423 - [ Audience Murmuring ] - [ Mouthing Words ] 1355 01:29:31,238 --> 01:29:35,140 - [ Chuckles ] - [ Scattered Applause ] 1356 01:29:38,145 --> 01:29:42,377 - Eddie ! Oh, my God. - [ Applause Continues ] 1357 01:29:47,920 --> 01:29:51,049 [ Man ] Hey, are you all right ? 1358 01:29:51,124 --> 01:29:54,252 All right. There you go. Late edition. 1359 01:30:01,368 --> 01:30:04,428 � I been searching a long time � 1360 01:30:07,574 --> 01:30:10,702 � For someone exactly like you � 1361 01:30:15,282 --> 01:30:18,183 - � I've been traveling all around the world � - Eddie ! 1362 01:30:18,252 --> 01:30:20,584 Eddie ! 1363 01:30:20,654 --> 01:30:25,216 - Oh, Eddie ! - � Waiting for you to come through � 1364 01:30:26,593 --> 01:30:33,499 � Someone like you can make it all worthwhile � 1365 01:30:33,567 --> 01:30:36,695 � Someone like you � 1366 01:30:36,770 --> 01:30:39,398 - � Keep me satisfied � - Eddie ! Eddie ! 1367 01:30:39,473 --> 01:30:43,967 - Stop. Stop. - [ Driver Shouting ] 1368 01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:48,414 Whew. 1369 01:30:54,855 --> 01:30:57,221 So, what you see is what you get, huh ? 1370 01:30:59,626 --> 01:31:03,323 Minus a few gray hairs and a Ph.D., yeah. 1371 01:31:06,633 --> 01:31:09,431 I'm really sorry, Eddie. 1372 01:31:11,838 --> 01:31:14,170 You should have told me. 1373 01:31:14,240 --> 01:31:16,869 I should have told you a lot of things. 1374 01:31:17,945 --> 01:31:19,936 You were right. 1375 01:31:21,882 --> 01:31:24,077 It was about my nature. 1376 01:31:25,319 --> 01:31:28,948 Out of all the things you said to me that night, 1377 01:31:29,022 --> 01:31:32,355 what scared me the most is... 1378 01:31:32,426 --> 01:31:35,589 that I would find it again. 1379 01:31:35,662 --> 01:31:39,098 Because I have. 1380 01:31:44,438 --> 01:31:48,499 Would you please say something ? 1381 01:31:51,812 --> 01:31:54,178 No. 1382 01:31:59,853 --> 01:32:03,914 � I have been � 1383 01:32:03,990 --> 01:32:07,893 � All around the world � 1384 01:32:07,960 --> 01:32:11,453 � Marching to the beat of a different drum � 1385 01:32:14,700 --> 01:32:17,864 So you're saying ? 1386 01:32:19,339 --> 01:32:22,672 What do we got to lose ? 1387 01:32:22,743 --> 01:32:26,338 - Everything ? - Exactly. 1388 01:32:26,413 --> 01:32:30,349 � Someone like you � 1389 01:32:30,417 --> 01:32:32,942 � Can make it all worthwhile � 1390 01:32:33,020 --> 01:32:36,683 � Someone like you � 1391 01:32:36,757 --> 01:32:39,055 � Keep me satisfied � 1392 01:32:39,126 --> 01:32:42,527 � Someone exactly like you � 1393 01:32:44,398 --> 01:32:49,335 � Someone exactly like you � 1394 01:32:52,105 --> 01:32:56,235 � Someone exactly like you � 1395 01:32:58,945 --> 01:33:03,644 � The best is yet to come � 1396 01:33:05,385 --> 01:33:08,684 � The best is yet to come �� 1397 01:33:13,445 --> 01:33:18,610 �� 1398 01:33:18,684 --> 01:33:20,618 � Yeah � 1399 01:33:25,424 --> 01:33:30,157 � How do you do it anyway � 1400 01:33:30,228 --> 01:33:33,561 � Like there ain't nothing to it � 1401 01:33:33,632 --> 01:33:36,658 � To make me stay � 1402 01:33:36,735 --> 01:33:39,932 � No tricks with smoke and mirrors � 1403 01:33:40,005 --> 01:33:42,735 � Not anything up your sleeve � 1404 01:33:42,808 --> 01:33:45,504 � A second look and it can't be clearer � 1405 01:33:45,577 --> 01:33:47,943 � It's no mystery � 1406 01:33:48,013 --> 01:33:53,417 � It's in the way you love � 1407 01:33:53,485 --> 01:33:58,821 � It's in the little things you say � 1408 01:33:58,890 --> 01:34:02,951 � It's in the way you live � 1409 01:34:04,830 --> 01:34:10,700 � And give your heart away � 1410 01:34:10,769 --> 01:34:16,332 � It's in the chance you took � 1411 01:34:16,408 --> 01:34:22,210 � It's in the way you look at me � 1412 01:34:22,280 --> 01:34:28,150 � That sets you a world apart � 1413 01:34:28,220 --> 01:34:33,556 � And makes you who you are � 1414 01:34:33,625 --> 01:34:37,391 � And you are � 1415 01:34:37,462 --> 01:34:39,623 � Beautiful � 1416 01:34:39,698 --> 01:34:41,689 � You are � 1417 01:34:46,570 --> 01:34:52,237 � Pressed on my soul your fingerprints � 1418 01:34:52,310 --> 01:34:57,407 � Goin' where no one's ever been � 1419 01:34:57,482 --> 01:35:00,849 � Well, I don't know how but I know you're in it � 1420 01:35:00,919 --> 01:35:03,752 � My life my world, my dreams � 1421 01:35:03,822 --> 01:35:06,347 � I try but I just can't pin it � 1422 01:35:06,425 --> 01:35:08,689 � Down to one thing � 1423 01:35:08,760 --> 01:35:14,130 � It's in the way you love � 1424 01:35:14,199 --> 01:35:18,932 � It's in the little things you say �� 1425 01:35:19,004 --> 01:35:22,770 �� [ Rock ] 1426 01:35:22,840 --> 01:35:27,175 [ Woman ] � Fighting fire with fire � 1427 01:35:27,245 --> 01:35:29,179 � Watch out � 1428 01:35:29,247 --> 01:35:31,477 � You might get what you're after � 1429 01:35:31,550 --> 01:35:33,484 � Cool babies � 1430 01:35:33,552 --> 01:35:36,316 � Strange but not a stranger � 1431 01:35:36,388 --> 01:35:40,757 � I'm an ordinary guy � 1432 01:35:40,826 --> 01:35:42,794 � Burning down the house � 1433 01:35:44,429 --> 01:35:46,454 � Hold tight � 1434 01:35:46,530 --> 01:35:48,897 � Wait till the party's over � 1435 01:35:48,967 --> 01:35:50,958 � Hold tight � 1436 01:35:51,036 --> 01:35:53,903 � We're in for nasty weather � 1437 01:35:53,972 --> 01:35:58,170 � There has got to be a way � 1438 01:35:58,243 --> 01:36:01,007 � Burning down the house � 1439 01:36:01,079 --> 01:36:03,741 � Here's you ticket Pack your bags � 1440 01:36:03,815 --> 01:36:06,409 � Time for jumpin' overboard � 1441 01:36:06,485 --> 01:36:09,943 � Transportation is here � 1442 01:36:10,020 --> 01:36:15,015 � Close enough but not too far Maybe you know where you are � 1443 01:36:15,093 --> 01:36:18,062 � Fight fire with fire � 1444 01:36:19,564 --> 01:36:21,498 � All wet � 1445 01:36:21,566 --> 01:36:23,864 � Hey, you might need a raincoat � 1446 01:36:23,935 --> 01:36:25,869 � Shakedown � 1447 01:36:25,937 --> 01:36:28,303 � Dreams walking in broad daylight � 1448 01:36:28,373 --> 01:36:33,140 � Three hundred sixty-five degrees � 1449 01:36:33,210 --> 01:36:36,442 � Burning down the house � 1450 01:36:36,515 --> 01:36:41,350 � Here was once upon a place Sometimes I listen to myself � 1451 01:36:41,419 --> 01:36:45,150 � Gonna come in first place � 1452 01:36:45,223 --> 01:36:50,183 � People on their way to work Baby, what did you expect � 1453 01:36:50,262 --> 01:36:53,959 � Gonna burst into flame � 1454 01:36:54,032 --> 01:36:58,765 � I don't know what you expect staring into your TVset � 1455 01:36:58,837 --> 01:37:02,170 � Fighting fire with fire � 1456 01:37:08,213 --> 01:37:10,238 � Burning down the house ��