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[ Woman Narrating ]
If someone had asked me
not long ago...
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why I thought it was that men
left women and never came back,
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I would have said this:
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"New cow."
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The new cow theory
was born of a broken heart.
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It came to me while reading
an article on male behavior...
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in the New York Times
science section,
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which chronicled a particularly
fascinating study...
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on the mating preferences
of the male cow.
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- First, a bull was presented with...
- [ Moos ]
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a cow.
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They mated.
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The next day, the bull was
presented with the same cow.
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[ Yawns ]
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The bull wasn't interested.
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He wanted new cow,
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and this was old cow.
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Curious to see if
they could trick the bull,
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the scientists came up
with an ingenious ploy.
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- Do not disappoint Daddy.
- The old cow was smeared
with new cow scent...
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- Doesn't that feel good ?
- But he was no fool.
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This wasn't new cow.
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This was just old cow
incognito.
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Old cow in sheep's clothing.
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- Mutton dressed as lamb.
- [ Moos ]
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Someone Like You... (2001)
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But I'm getting
ahead of myself.
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To really understand the theory and
how it took over my entire existence,
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you need to hear
the whole story.
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When Ray came into my life,
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I was booking talent
for the Diane Roberts Show,
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a local New York talk show that
had just been syndicated nationally.
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The network had given us
a small window of opportunity...
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in which to make something
of ourselves.
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We're back with
Mary Lou Corkle,
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outspoken
conservative activist,
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who's here to talk about
her new book The Nest Crisis.
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One of your central arguments,
Mary Lou,
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is to blame society's problems
on working mothers.
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[ Narrator ] Diane was
determined to strike pay dirt
with her audience...
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by appealing to both their
understimulated intelligence...
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and their overstimulated appetite
for tabloid television.
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Ambition has blinded
these women...
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- ..to their responsibilities
to their families.
- And so, by your standards,
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doing what I do makes me
unfit for motherhood.
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Well, we make
our own beds, don't we ?
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That is true.
Just out of curiosity, Mary Lou,
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who's been
making your kids' beds...
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while you've been out
selling your book
these past three months ?
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[ Narrator ]
My job was to supply
a steady diet of raw meat...
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to satisfy Diane's
Emmy-clad ambitions.
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Hi, Donald. Did you hear ?
We've gone national.
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Thanks.
Well, it's a new format.
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We're just starting up
major exposure,
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and I think it's
right up Hillary's alley.
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Oh, she'd be among the first.
I'm lining up great company.
Trust me, everyone wants on.
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[ Narrator ]
My only colleague in this quest...
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was our writer, producer and
pathological womanizer
Eddie Alden.
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[ Whispering ]
How are we doin' ?
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Publisher's having a coronary.
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- That good, huh ?
- You book 'em, I cook 'em.
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Right on. Yeah.
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Thank you very much.
We are here talking
to Mary Lou Corkle.
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Any progress with Cuba ?
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Well, just keep trying.
I swear to God.
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This Castro thing is gonna kill me.
I mean, it is insane.
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- She will not let it go.
- Forget Castro. Come on.
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- I mean, what you want
is a more creative angle.
- Such as ?
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- Elena Villagolla.
- Who ?
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One of the women the C.I.A.
hired to try and kill him
back in the sixties.
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Excuse me. I believe this is
a smoke-free building.
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Blow me. Apparently, the C.I.A.
cooked up this death oil
that could pass as perfume.
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The idea was she'd rub it on,
Castro would be kissin' her
and lickin' her--
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- Don't editorialize.
- Sorry. He was supposed
to croak right after.
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[ Narrator ]
Eddie could find the sex factor
in just about any subject.
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He, of course,
considered this a gift.
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- Nina, you left these
earrings in my bathroom.
- You don't waste any time.
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- Cynic.
- Slut.
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[ Narrator ] But if Eddie
was enough to make me
lose hope in all men,
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it only took one
to bring it back again.
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- Hey, Rick.
- How you doin', Eddie ?
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You are the only one
I haven't met yet.
I'm Ray Brown.
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[ Birds Chirping ]
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- [ Eddie ] This is our new
executive producer.
- Oh, from Washington.
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I saw that piece
you produced for Newsline.
That was brilliant.
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Wow.
Thank you very much.
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We just did a follow-up piece.
That's why I'm a little late
getting up here.
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- Oh.
- Well, I better scoot.
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Jane, you want me to get 'em
to turn the A.C. up ?
You're looking a little flushed.
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Okay.
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- Jane Goodale.
- I know.
That's an interesting name.
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- People must confuse
you with the scientist.
- Yeah.
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- They're always asking me
if I'm into chimps.
- Are you ?
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Not really. I mean, maybe
Curious George when I was five.
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Ah. Curious George
was a monkey, not a chimp.
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- A man who knows his primates.
- Yes, I do.
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See you around. Oh, I heard
Len Chaney's people are
giving you a hard time.
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Yeah, they're afraid it's gonna
turn into an abortion debate
and get ugly.
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Which is, uh, right.
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- Of course.
- So guarantee
Diane won't bring it up,
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and we'll plant somebody
in the audience
to initiate it during Q & A.
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I think you came
to the right show,
Ray Brown.
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- [ Woman ]
So he's cute.
- Very.
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Mm-hmm.
Care to elaborate ?
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Pale blue eyes, athletic,
sort of, um, J. Crew,
but not as preppy.
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- Oh, that guy again.
- Are you going to
buy anything or not ?
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- Sh-Shush ! I'm concentrating !
- Okay.
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- Marital status ?
- Girlfriend.
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Why are we having
this conversation ?
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You know what ?
You're right.
He's too much work.
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And even if I were up to it,
with my luck,
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he'd probably end up
marrying her anyway.
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Wow. There's the cynical bitch
I know and love.
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So that's it. Case closed.
Leaving this one alone.
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You feeling carnivorous ?
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Absolutely.
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So what else do I need
to know about you,
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apart from your addiction
to processed foods,
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much to the chagrin
of your girlfriend ?
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"D."
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- Whom you've been
dating now for...
- Three years.
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Three--
[ Clears Throat ]
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Excuse me. Three years.
Wow. That's, um--
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Huh.
More serious than I...
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would've guessed,
you know, off the cuff.
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I guess it is.
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You think you ever get
to the moment where you
just know it's the right one ?
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That's it.
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That's the person you're
meant to be with forever.
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Probably.
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[Jane Narrating ]
God, he was cute.
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- It's me !
- We're in here.
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What's the problem ?
Just jab it in.
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- Don't rush me.
- What is going on ?
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Dr. Lipshick started your sister
on injections.
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- Of orange juice ?
- Fertility drugs, Jane.
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The orange is for practice.
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For God's sake, Stephen,
if you can't stick it
into a Valencia,
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- How are you gonna
stick it in my ass ?
- I'm just a little nervous.
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If this isn't done right,
we could lose another
whole month.
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Oh !
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That was supposed
to be my job.
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I just wanted to show you
how easy it is.
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You know, this is
a very emotional time for us,
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and you're sucking the romance
out of the entire situation.
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Oh, come on, sweetheart.
I think we've pretty much
kissed romance good-bye...
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when you started jacking off
into a cup once a week.
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Leave my sperm count
out of it !
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Chubby Hubby ?
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Come on, sweetie. I'll look
at the dirty magazines
with you this time.
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I don't think you should--
Enough about it !
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That's great. Just great.
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Very nice, Nina.
Very grown up.
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At least one of us is.
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Good morning.
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Don't bother, Eddie.
I already know you're an asshole.
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Hey, you're always complaining
your apartment's too small.
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Why don't you
move in with me ?
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- You cannot be serious.
- Why not ?
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Come on. All I'm meeting
are hip, successful types.
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- I'd much rather have
someone like you.
- Gee, thanks.
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No, hey. This would be
a strictly financial arrangement.
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I've got no interest in you
that way whatsoever.
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- What a relief.
- Come on. Is that a no ?
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Actually, it's a "Thanks, but not
if my life depended on it."
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� In the dark �
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� I can hear �
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� You whisper �
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- [ Telephone Ringing ]
- � Shadows still �
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� Move across �
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� The distance �
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- Hello.
- [ Ray ] You up for a walk ?
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� What did you say �
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� It's okay �
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� Mm-hmm �
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� Did you miss me �
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� Did you miss me �
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� Make it mine �
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� Takin'time �
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- What ?
- What ?
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I was just gonna--
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I can't speak.
You say something.
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No, no, no, don't.
Do you think I'm insane ?
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Not at all.
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I was just thinking how good
my apartment looks with you in it.
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� Did you miss me �
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� Did you miss me �
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� You know
at times I wonder �
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� If you ever thought of me �
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� And I wonder if you
wanted to be free like me �
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� [ Indistinct ] ��
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Let's start again.
You were eating Cocoa Puffs.
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- Right.
- Then a couple cartoons.
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- A Tweety Bird and
a Road Runner, I think.
- Then some more kissing.
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- Right.
- Okay, go on.
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We had to get ready for work,
so I walk into the door,
and he gave me a--
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- Morning, Jane.
- Morning, Les.
How are ya ?
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- Big finale-type kiss
before leaving ?
- Exactly.
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That's good, good, good.
Very good, considering.
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- Considering what ?
- Considering he's already
picked out his wife.
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I told you, Liz,
they're having problems.
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- They're not engaged.
- Yet.
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Nevertheless, he does sound
like an interesting prospect,
so here's what you do.
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Pretend she doesn't exist.
Never mention her name.
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If he mentions her,
you just nod politely,
change the subject.
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- Why ?
- Because if you bring her up,
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he's gonna feel
pushed and resentful.
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This way, it's like,
"I'm healthy, I'm happy.
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No pressure.
Getting sex other places."
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- It's gonna drive him nuts.
- Lizzy, where do you
get this stuff?
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Snagmen.com.
It's very informative.
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- Odd.
- Read the papers, Jane.
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23-year-old women
are lying about their age,
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so excuse me,
Miss "I have a crush,
so I'm currently in denial."
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You gotta get on your game.
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You know what
I really need to know ?
What do I do right now...
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when I see him
in my staff meeting
in five minutes ?
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That's easy.
Pretend he doesn't exist.
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Well, good morning, Eddie.
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- What is on your neck ?
- I bit myself shaving.
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Isn't that why God
invented turtlenecks ?
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- No. That's why God
invented Darlene.
- You are so gross.
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- Hey, Eddie. Hi, Jane.
- Hey, Ray.
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Hey, Ray. Mornin'.
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You okay ?
You look a little tired.
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[ Woman ]
Morning, Diane.
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Straw. Mmm.
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- Okay. I'm late,
I know. I'm sorry.
- Morning.
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I locked myself
out of the apartment.
Keys, wallet, total nightmare.
231
00:13:13,955 --> 00:13:15,980
The only reason
I'm standing here right now...
232
00:13:16,057 --> 00:13:19,288
is because of Habib,
the nicest cab driver
in the city of New York.
233
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,330
Okay, now, who saw
ABC's 4 a.m. newscast ?
234
00:13:22,397 --> 00:13:25,161
I think a lot of us
missed that, Diane.
235
00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:28,999
There's a big story on
how single media outlets
aren't cutting it anymore.
236
00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:31,004
Ray, where are we
on interactive ?
237
00:13:31,072 --> 00:13:34,439
- The web site should be
up and running on Monday.
- No, not should be.
238
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:37,774
Will be !
We cannot sell this show...
239
00:13:37,846 --> 00:13:39,780
on the pissant advertising budget
they've given us.
240
00:13:39,848 --> 00:13:42,749
We need to be
streaming 24-7,
241
00:13:42,817 --> 00:13:46,014
and we need to make
every show count.
242
00:13:46,087 --> 00:13:50,285
- Remember, it is
all about the get.
- [ All ] The get.
243
00:13:50,358 --> 00:13:53,191
We cannot make a splash
if we only get...
244
00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:55,195
the gets that everybody's
already gotten.
245
00:13:55,263 --> 00:13:58,562
- I need the ungettable get, got it ?
- Got it.
246
00:13:58,633 --> 00:14:00,498
Good.
247
00:14:00,569 --> 00:14:02,799
Okay, where are we
on Fidel ?
248
00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:06,329
Uh, well,
I spoke with Juanita,
249
00:14:06,408 --> 00:14:08,433
his, um,
foreign press secretary,
250
00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:10,808
who assured me
that the moment...
251
00:14:10,879 --> 00:14:16,283
el presidente was back
from his fantasy baseball camp...
252
00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:18,649
she would
approach him about it.
253
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,381
And what did she say ?
He might be interested ?
254
00:14:20,455 --> 00:14:21,922
Did she discuss
his availability ?
255
00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:24,823
Tell me, do you think
we have a shot here ?
256
00:14:24,893 --> 00:14:28,385
- Jane ?
- Sorry.
257
00:14:28,463 --> 00:14:31,921
I said what do you think
your chances are
of getting this guy ?
258
00:14:33,134 --> 00:14:35,068
I think they're good, Diane.
259
00:14:35,136 --> 00:14:37,627
I think they're very good.
260
00:14:37,739 --> 00:14:41,470
[ Birds Chirping ]
261
00:14:51,019 --> 00:14:55,615
[ Clattering ]
262
00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:14,308
Uh, j.. just a minute.
263
00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:35,529
Sorry.
264
00:15:35,597 --> 00:15:39,226
I thought I'd just, um,
do a few sit-ups.
265
00:16:00,722 --> 00:16:05,716
Joy: the emotion evoked by
the prospect of possessing
what one desires.
266
00:16:05,794 --> 00:16:07,989
[ Grunting ]
267
00:16:08,063 --> 00:16:10,998
Rapture: the experience
of being carried away...
268
00:16:11,066 --> 00:16:13,694
by an overwhelming
emotion or passion.
269
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:24,037
Ecstasy: a state of being
beyond reason and self-control.
270
00:16:24,112 --> 00:16:26,580
[ Gasping ]
271
00:16:26,648 --> 00:16:28,582
[ Ray ]
I cannot feel my legs.
272
00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:31,448
- Tell me again what
we're doing here, please.
- We're coming up for air.
273
00:16:31,519 --> 00:16:34,647
- Oh, right.
- Besides, I owe you a shirt.
274
00:16:34,723 --> 00:16:36,748
Hey, that's a good idea.
275
00:16:36,825 --> 00:16:38,759
- Blue ?
- Yeah.
276
00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:41,091
This one's pretty.
277
00:16:41,162 --> 00:16:43,460
- You think ?
- With your eyes.
278
00:16:43,530 --> 00:16:46,432
Could be risky, given your
impatience with buttons.
279
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,492
Well--
280
00:16:52,006 --> 00:16:54,031
- I love it.
We'll take this one.
- My treat.
281
00:16:54,109 --> 00:16:56,543
- No, no, no. No, Jane.
- Shut up.
282
00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:59,205
- Let me buy you a shirt.
- Thank you.
283
00:17:00,815 --> 00:17:04,182
- Hey, guys.
- Eddie, hey !
284
00:17:04,252 --> 00:17:06,618
Wow. We were--
I mean, I just, uh--
285
00:17:06,688 --> 00:17:09,122
- She's helping me
pick out a shirt.
- Yeah.
286
00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:11,283
- Well, I didn't mean to intrude.
- [ Ray ] Not at all. You're not.
287
00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:13,327
- Not at all. Please !
- No.
288
00:17:15,397 --> 00:17:17,422
Listen,
I gotta go to a thing.
289
00:17:17,499 --> 00:17:20,161
- I gotta hit this--
Great running into you.
- Okay.
290
00:17:20,235 --> 00:17:22,760
- Both of you. My God !
I can't even--
- See you around.
291
00:17:22,837 --> 00:17:25,567
- All right.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
292
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:30,236
What a coincidence.
First I run into Ray,
and then we run into you.
293
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:32,802
I didn't even know
he lived around here,
and then, boom !
294
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:36,442
All of a sudden, there he is.
Um, so, uh--
295
00:17:36,518 --> 00:17:41,012
Wha-- Okay, so I am
sleeping with him.
296
00:17:41,089 --> 00:17:44,422
Eddie, if you tell
anyone at the office,
so help me, God--
297
00:17:44,492 --> 00:17:46,983
What are you thinking ?
298
00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:50,360
I'm-- I'm thinking
the same thing you are, Jane,
299
00:17:50,432 --> 00:17:53,299
that you and Ray are gonna
live happily ever after...
300
00:17:53,368 --> 00:17:55,302
with matching Volvos
and chocolate labs.
301
00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:57,304
See you Monday.
302
00:17:57,372 --> 00:18:00,307
Did you have
any friends growing up ?
303
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:03,344
Better hurry.
I think he's waiting
down the street.
304
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:10,112
� And I never thought
I'd feel this way �
305
00:18:10,185 --> 00:18:14,315
� The way I feel about you �
306
00:18:20,462 --> 00:18:23,727
� Soon as I wake up
every night �
307
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,665
� Every day �
308
00:18:26,734 --> 00:18:29,294
� I know that it's you I need �
309
00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:31,338
� To take the blues away �
310
00:18:33,475 --> 00:18:36,842
� It must be love
love, love �
311
00:18:38,246 --> 00:18:42,740
� It must be love
love, love �
312
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:45,251
� Nothing more
nothing less �
313
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,515
� Love is the best �
314
00:18:49,357 --> 00:18:52,656
� How can it be
that we can �
315
00:18:52,727 --> 00:18:55,992
� Say so much
without words ��
316
00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:03,530
[ Bells Chiming ]
317
00:19:23,224 --> 00:19:25,249
I love you, Jane.
318
00:19:31,165 --> 00:19:33,099
I love you too.
319
00:19:41,042 --> 00:19:44,569
[Jane ] He just came
right out and said it,
after only six weeks.
320
00:19:44,646 --> 00:19:48,548
Oh, my God.
Takes most guys like
a year to use the "L" word.
321
00:19:48,616 --> 00:19:50,641
When they finally do,
they're usually, you know,
322
00:19:50,718 --> 00:19:53,619
on top of you,
so it doesn't really count.
323
00:19:53,688 --> 00:19:57,419
- What about the "D" woman ?
- He's telling her tomorrow night.
324
00:19:57,492 --> 00:20:01,053
- Why didn't he tell her already ?
- He's in a complicated situation.
325
00:20:01,129 --> 00:20:03,063
Anyhow, if he were
having second thoughts,
326
00:20:03,130 --> 00:20:05,190
I hardly think he would've
asked me to live with him.
327
00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:08,466
He asked you to live with him ?
Oh, my God.
328
00:20:08,537 --> 00:20:12,337
- What did you say ?
- I must've said yes
or something to that effect...
329
00:20:12,407 --> 00:20:15,535
because he started calling realtors,
and I gave my landlord notice.
330
00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:19,411
Ohh ! Mazel tov !
331
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:22,450
Oh, I can't believe this !
332
00:20:22,518 --> 00:20:24,452
You're getting asked
to play house by some guy,
333
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:28,547
and I'm still on
the blind date circuit from hell.
334
00:20:28,624 --> 00:20:30,922
I take it last night
did not go very well.
335
00:20:30,993 --> 00:20:34,053
Awful. Do me a favor.
Next time Julian
offers to set me up...
336
00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:37,496
with one of his straight friends,
shoot me before I say yes.
337
00:20:37,566 --> 00:20:39,932
I'm in a sad state.
338
00:20:40,002 --> 00:20:43,403
And I'm telling you,
it's just screaming potential.
339
00:20:43,472 --> 00:20:45,531
H- Hello ?
340
00:20:45,607 --> 00:20:47,700
- I didn't mean to intrude.
- No, we're fine.
341
00:20:47,776 --> 00:20:49,801
Didn't you want
to see the patio ?
Come on out.
342
00:20:49,878 --> 00:20:52,312
Isn't it just wonderful ?
Wait'll you see the view.
343
00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:55,441
It's just spectacular.
Right this way.
344
00:20:55,517 --> 00:20:57,951
Right down
to the World Trade Center.
345
00:21:05,994 --> 00:21:07,928
It's such a jewel box.
346
00:21:09,364 --> 00:21:13,824
I guess I'll leave you two alone
to talk things over.
347
00:21:15,837 --> 00:21:18,328
- Oh, my God.
It's unbelievable.
- I love it ! I love it !
348
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:21,501
It's amazing.
The light is so good !
I love you.
349
00:21:25,714 --> 00:21:27,909
I don't know.
350
00:21:30,519 --> 00:21:33,511
Liz, I gotta go.
351
00:21:33,589 --> 00:21:35,887
Oh, my God. He looks like
he's been hit by a bus.
352
00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:38,017
I'll call you back.
353
00:21:40,195 --> 00:21:42,789
I feel like I've been
hit by a bus.
354
00:21:42,864 --> 00:21:44,889
You told her ?
355
00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:50,531
Was it bad ?
356
00:21:50,606 --> 00:21:52,904
Not like I thought.
357
00:21:52,975 --> 00:21:58,242
I mean, she, uh--
She didn't go hysterical
or anything like that.
358
00:21:58,313 --> 00:22:01,248
She just, uh,
was kinda,
359
00:22:01,316 --> 00:22:04,649
you know, eerily calm
about the whole thing.
360
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,052
- Well, that's good, right ?
- Yeah, yeah.
361
00:22:07,122 --> 00:22:09,920
I just meant,
you know,
362
00:22:09,992 --> 00:22:13,086
it wasn't what I expected
is all, you know ?
363
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:17,222
- What'd she say about us ?
- She just, she just--
364
00:22:17,299 --> 00:22:21,702
I- I didn't tell her.
Jane, I just didn't think
it was necessary.
365
00:22:21,770 --> 00:22:23,704
I mean, to hit her
over the head with this thing...
366
00:22:23,772 --> 00:22:27,606
after three years,
it just seemed so, so awful.
367
00:22:27,676 --> 00:22:30,042
I just told her
that it was over.
368
00:22:30,112 --> 00:22:32,376
You know ?
And I think that's
all she needs to know.
369
00:22:32,447 --> 00:22:36,281
- Right ?
- S- Sure.
370
00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:38,945
- And she was okay with that ?
- Yeah. I mean, I guess.
371
00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:40,955
I don't know. It was so--
It was just weird.
372
00:22:41,023 --> 00:22:44,789
I mean, she just kinda--
Whoooh.
373
00:22:44,860 --> 00:22:47,124
You know, she just
kinda went cold on me.
374
00:22:47,195 --> 00:22:50,062
I mean,
sh- sh- she's upset.
375
00:22:50,132 --> 00:22:52,100
She's upset,
the poor thing.
376
00:22:52,167 --> 00:22:55,330
She's gotta be upset.
She's-- You know.
377
00:22:55,404 --> 00:23:00,307
She just didn't seem
terribly upset, so--
378
00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:05,677
- Well, you're okay with it, right ?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
379
00:23:05,747 --> 00:23:09,410
- I mean, you're happy.
- Happy ?
380
00:23:09,484 --> 00:23:13,113
I am so happy.
I mean, this is what I wanted.
381
00:23:13,188 --> 00:23:15,349
I mean, there's nothing
between us anymore, you know,
382
00:23:15,424 --> 00:23:20,623
and that's-- that's
what I was looking for,
so I'm happy.
383
00:23:23,865 --> 00:23:27,301
[Jane Narrating ]
How exactly did Ray disappear ?
384
00:23:27,369 --> 00:23:30,930
Slowly and kind of subtly.
385
00:23:32,074 --> 00:23:34,599
Single pane,
double pane ?
386
00:23:34,676 --> 00:23:36,610
- [ Realtor ]
Single pane, I believe.
- Singles.
387
00:23:36,678 --> 00:23:39,772
A lot more sun, I guess,
than I had recalled.
388
00:23:39,848 --> 00:23:44,308
This doesn't open ? Oh !
Well, gotta force it. Oops.
389
00:23:44,386 --> 00:23:46,354
[Jane Narrating ]
Well, maybe it wasn't so subtle.
390
00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:48,389
- [ Answering Machine Beeps ]
- Hi, babe.
391
00:23:48,457 --> 00:23:51,483
It's me again.
Listen, the realtor called,
392
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,085
and she said that we have
to sign the lease by Monday.
393
00:23:54,162 --> 00:23:57,495
I know you wanted your lawyer
to have a look at the contract
and everything,
394
00:23:57,566 --> 00:24:00,228
but my apartment's
been re-rented, and I have
got to be out of here--
395
00:24:00,302 --> 00:24:02,270
[ Beeps ]
396
00:24:09,110 --> 00:24:12,171
He is not sleeping
with somebody else.
What are you talking about ?
397
00:24:12,247 --> 00:24:14,181
First of all,
Ray really isn't like that.
398
00:24:14,249 --> 00:24:16,183
And second of all, the poor guy
wouldn't have time.
399
00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:18,879
He's been working
until 3:00 in the morning
every night for 2 weeks.
400
00:24:18,954 --> 00:24:21,320
Okay, A: There's no such thing
as a guy who doesn't have
time to mess around.
401
00:24:21,389 --> 00:24:24,756
They always have time for that.
And B: If he ain't sleeping
with you,
402
00:24:24,826 --> 00:24:27,795
he ain't sleepin' alone.
403
00:24:27,863 --> 00:24:29,956
Right ?
404
00:24:30,030 --> 00:24:33,057
Listen, you gotta talk to him.
It's better than not knowing.
405
00:24:34,970 --> 00:24:37,564
Sorry.
This patch is worth shit.
406
00:24:40,509 --> 00:24:43,637
[ TV Narrator]
Throughout the animal kingdom,
prey species have developed...
407
00:24:43,712 --> 00:24:47,113
a wide variety
of escape behaviors.
408
00:24:47,182 --> 00:24:50,583
Freezing is a common response
to predator alarm.
409
00:24:50,652 --> 00:24:56,215
Sensing danger,
many animals will assume
a rigid, statue- like position.
410
00:24:56,290 --> 00:24:59,556
Fleeing is another
popular method.
411
00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:03,029
Some species will simply
try to outrun their captors,
412
00:25:03,098 --> 00:25:05,931
while others take
an erratic zigzag course...
413
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:10,233
in the hopes that
sudden direction shifts will
eventually tire the predator,
414
00:25:10,305 --> 00:25:14,571
causing her
to give up the chase.
415
00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:16,873
Smell the bacon, Jane ?
416
00:25:16,945 --> 00:25:20,073
[ Cow Moos ]
417
00:25:21,616 --> 00:25:24,608
I'm wondering
what's happening here. I mean,
418
00:25:24,686 --> 00:25:26,779
we haven't been alone
together in a week.
419
00:25:26,855 --> 00:25:29,722
We lost that great apartment...
420
00:25:29,790 --> 00:25:32,123
because your lawyer supposedly
didn't get his act together,
421
00:25:32,194 --> 00:25:34,287
which is okay,
I understand.
422
00:25:34,362 --> 00:25:36,523
But as of Saturday,
I don't have a place to live.
423
00:25:36,598 --> 00:25:39,465
Ray, what the hell's going on ?
424
00:25:41,336 --> 00:25:43,463
I don't think I can do this.
425
00:25:43,538 --> 00:25:46,234
Do what ?
426
00:25:46,308 --> 00:25:50,574
This. Us.
427
00:25:50,645 --> 00:25:52,806
What ?
428
00:25:54,482 --> 00:25:56,950
Why ?
429
00:25:57,018 --> 00:26:01,114
- I don't know.
- What do you mean,
you don't know ?
430
00:26:01,189 --> 00:26:04,215
There has to be a reason.
Just tell me what it is.
431
00:26:04,292 --> 00:26:07,352
Jane, I'm sorry. I- I--
You deserve an answer,
432
00:26:07,429 --> 00:26:09,989
and I don't think
I can explain it to you.
433
00:26:10,065 --> 00:26:15,332
I thought we...
felt the same way:
434
00:26:15,403 --> 00:26:18,804
incredibly lucky to have...
435
00:26:18,874 --> 00:26:21,638
- ..found th- the thing.
- I do.
436
00:26:22,777 --> 00:26:25,405
- [ Waitress ]
And here you go.
- I did.
437
00:26:30,018 --> 00:26:31,952
I...
438
00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:36,821
I just think that we both
need to take a step back.
439
00:26:38,126 --> 00:26:43,063
I mean we're talking about
a very serious move here.
440
00:26:43,130 --> 00:26:47,431
I- I just wanted--
I still--
441
00:26:50,138 --> 00:26:52,971
I don't even know
what I'm trying to say.
442
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:56,636
I feel like... such a jerk,
443
00:26:56,710 --> 00:26:59,441
you know, believing
that this was, uh--
444
00:26:59,514 --> 00:27:01,448
Listen to me.
I love you.
445
00:27:03,218 --> 00:27:06,085
I... want us to be
important to each other.
446
00:27:06,154 --> 00:27:08,748
Please don't do that.
447
00:27:17,532 --> 00:27:20,228
Please go.
448
00:27:45,548 --> 00:27:49,382
[Jane Narrating ]
There are few things
sadder in this life...
449
00:27:49,452 --> 00:27:53,479
than watching
someone walk away
after they've left you,
450
00:27:53,556 --> 00:27:57,287
watching the distance
between your bodies expand...
451
00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:01,057
until there's nothing
but empty space...
452
00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:03,065
and silence.
453
00:28:09,706 --> 00:28:12,231
Remember,
454
00:28:12,308 --> 00:28:15,402
time wounds all heels.
455
00:28:15,478 --> 00:28:17,446
[ Chuckles ]
456
00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:24,678
[ Phone Ringing ]
457
00:28:24,754 --> 00:28:28,554
Eddie Alden.
Yeah, sure. Hold on.
458
00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:30,593
Hi.
459
00:28:32,529 --> 00:28:34,463
Are you all right ?
460
00:28:34,530 --> 00:28:37,022
Why ?
Don't I look all right ?
461
00:28:39,002 --> 00:28:42,062
- You look like
you hate my guts.
- I do hate your guts.
462
00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:45,198
That's nice.
463
00:28:45,275 --> 00:28:47,368
I don't blame you,
you know.
464
00:28:47,443 --> 00:28:49,536
For what it's worth,
this hasn't been easy
for me either.
465
00:28:49,612 --> 00:28:52,206
Oh, yeah, you look
really... destroyed.
466
00:28:52,282 --> 00:28:54,648
- Hey.
- Hey, Eddie.
467
00:28:54,717 --> 00:28:58,175
Eddie, did you by any chance
ever find a roommate ?
468
00:28:59,422 --> 00:29:02,516
Well, no, actually.
469
00:29:02,592 --> 00:29:05,220
Because the place I was
supposed to move into
just suddenly fell apart...
470
00:29:05,295 --> 00:29:08,059
and my apartment's
been re-rented...
471
00:29:08,130 --> 00:29:10,691
and I was wondering
if the offer's still good.
472
00:29:10,767 --> 00:29:12,860
- Y- You're moving in with Eddie ?
- Maybe.
473
00:29:12,936 --> 00:29:15,427
- What's the apartment like ?
- Uh--
474
00:29:15,505 --> 00:29:19,236
Just a two-bedroom loft,
big kitchen, lots of windows,
living room.
475
00:29:19,309 --> 00:29:22,039
Sounds amazing.
When can I see it ?
476
00:29:22,110 --> 00:29:25,103
- You're moving in with Eddie.
- How about tonight ?
477
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:28,275
Perfect.
Everything is just perfect.
478
00:29:32,755 --> 00:29:34,723
Hey.
479
00:29:36,392 --> 00:29:38,451
- You okay ?
- Yeah.
480
00:29:45,735 --> 00:29:48,260
- Here it is.
- It's huge.
481
00:29:48,338 --> 00:29:53,002
Yup. Kitchen, living room,
whatever.
482
00:29:53,076 --> 00:29:56,136
Uh, my bedroom, bathroom.
483
00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:58,271
This would be your room.
484
00:30:02,485 --> 00:30:04,419
What happened here ?
485
00:30:04,487 --> 00:30:07,422
Yeah, I got the urge
to renovate one night,
but don't worry.
486
00:30:07,490 --> 00:30:09,856
I'd have it fixed
by the time you moved in.
487
00:30:09,926 --> 00:30:12,986
- You want a drink ?
- Sure. Some water.
488
00:30:13,062 --> 00:30:15,121
We don't have to share
a bathroom, do we ?
489
00:30:15,198 --> 00:30:17,962
Oh, no, I never,
ever use the bathroom.
490
00:30:19,369 --> 00:30:21,303
So how'd you find
this place ?
491
00:30:21,370 --> 00:30:25,774
My ex-girlfriend worked
in an emergency room.
492
00:30:25,842 --> 00:30:28,675
Whenever someone croaked,
she'd check out their address,
see if it was rent control.
493
00:30:28,745 --> 00:30:30,679
Eventually, we got lucky.
494
00:30:30,747 --> 00:30:33,181
You lived with somebody ?
495
00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:36,480
- Yeah.
- For how long ?
496
00:30:36,552 --> 00:30:38,816
For... a while.
497
00:30:38,888 --> 00:30:43,882
- So what do you think ?
- I think I must be
out of my mind.
498
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,485
� They say you stand �
499
00:30:46,562 --> 00:30:48,723
� By your man �
500
00:30:48,798 --> 00:30:50,823
� Tell me something �
501
00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:52,993
� I don't understand �
502
00:30:53,069 --> 00:30:57,096
� You said you loved me
and that's a fact �
503
00:30:57,173 --> 00:31:00,267
- Hey !
- Thank you !
504
00:31:00,343 --> 00:31:02,277
Shit.
505
00:31:02,345 --> 00:31:06,782
� Well, some days
you can explain away �
506
00:31:06,849 --> 00:31:11,183
� But the heartache's with me
till this day �
507
00:31:13,356 --> 00:31:15,916
� Did you stand by me �
508
00:31:15,992 --> 00:31:17,983
� No, not at all �
509
00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:20,461
� Did you stand by me �
510
00:31:20,530 --> 00:31:22,794
� No way �
511
00:31:27,136 --> 00:31:29,263
� All the times �
512
00:31:29,339 --> 00:31:31,671
� That we were close �
513
00:31:31,740 --> 00:31:33,834
� I remember �
514
00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:36,071
� These things the most �
515
00:31:36,145 --> 00:31:40,707
� I've seen all my dreams
come tumblin' down �
516
00:31:40,783 --> 00:31:42,751
� I can't be happy �
517
00:31:42,819 --> 00:31:45,379
� Without you around �
518
00:31:45,455 --> 00:31:49,858
� So alone I keep
the wolves at bay �
519
00:31:49,926 --> 00:31:53,760
� And there's only
one thing I can say �
520
00:31:56,299 --> 00:31:58,733
� You didn't stand by me �
521
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,996
� No, not at all �
522
00:32:01,070 --> 00:32:03,470
� You didn't stand by me �
523
00:32:03,539 --> 00:32:05,564
� No way �
524
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:09,099
� You didn't stand by me
No, not at all �
525
00:32:10,179 --> 00:32:12,545
� You didn't stand by me �
526
00:32:12,615 --> 00:32:15,106
� No way ��
527
00:32:15,184 --> 00:32:17,778
Morphine for the pain.
528
00:32:21,824 --> 00:32:26,921
[ Raining, Thunder Rumbling ]
529
00:32:33,503 --> 00:32:35,471
Hey.
530
00:32:37,607 --> 00:32:40,303
It was right after
she moved out.
531
00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:43,209
[ Rumbling Continues ]
532
00:32:47,016 --> 00:32:50,213
I just took an ax
and started hacking away at it.
533
00:32:51,754 --> 00:32:53,779
So I thought
opening up that wall...
534
00:32:53,856 --> 00:32:57,656
might make it easier
to breathe or something.
535
00:32:57,727 --> 00:32:59,786
I don't smoke.
536
00:33:11,974 --> 00:33:14,135
[ Coughing ]
537
00:33:14,210 --> 00:33:16,508
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
538
00:33:16,579 --> 00:33:18,774
[ Continues Coughing ]
539
00:33:18,848 --> 00:33:20,816
You okay ?
540
00:33:22,752 --> 00:33:24,720
Oh, yeah.
541
00:33:27,056 --> 00:33:28,990
What was her name ?
542
00:33:34,897 --> 00:33:36,831
Rebecca.
543
00:33:40,102 --> 00:33:42,366
Put your shoes on.
We're going downstairs.
544
00:33:42,438 --> 00:33:44,372
- What's downstairs ?
- You'll see.
545
00:33:47,477 --> 00:33:49,638
[ Coughing ]
546
00:33:49,712 --> 00:33:51,703
[Jane ]
It's like there are two realities.
547
00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:57,014
First, we're in love,
and it's incredible, it's perfect.
548
00:33:57,086 --> 00:33:59,714
And then poof!
"Sorry, Jane.
549
00:33:59,789 --> 00:34:01,723
Doesn't work for me
anymore."
550
00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:05,887
- How is that possible ?
- Easy. You were living
in a fantasy.
551
00:34:05,962 --> 00:34:09,921
Romance, true love,
soul mates,
552
00:34:09,999 --> 00:34:11,933
it's all bullshit.
553
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,935
None of it exists.
554
00:34:14,003 --> 00:34:16,528
Trust me.
I speak from experience.
555
00:34:18,340 --> 00:34:23,472
Man, she really
did a number on you,
didn't she ?
556
00:34:23,546 --> 00:34:25,810
Well, don't shit
on my broken heart...
557
00:34:25,882 --> 00:34:30,785
just because you converted
to some warped brand
of romantic atheism.
558
00:34:30,853 --> 00:34:33,481
Oh, man ! Whoo !
559
00:34:33,556 --> 00:34:35,490
It's called
self-preservation.
560
00:34:35,558 --> 00:34:39,494
Oh, in other words,
you narcotize yourself
with casual sex.
561
00:34:39,562 --> 00:34:42,156
No, no, no. See, that implies
I'm avoiding reality...
562
00:34:42,230 --> 00:34:44,165
when, in fact, I embrace it.
563
00:34:47,003 --> 00:34:48,994
Don't underestimate
casual sex, Jane.
564
00:34:49,070 --> 00:34:52,302
- It's very liberating.
- I'll bet.
565
00:34:58,848 --> 00:35:01,282
I almost feel sorry for her.
566
00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:03,284
What for ?
567
00:35:03,352 --> 00:35:05,377
I make no pretenses, okay ?
568
00:35:05,454 --> 00:35:07,615
Now, if she wants to put me up
on a white horse,
569
00:35:07,690 --> 00:35:09,681
that's her choice.
570
00:35:10,826 --> 00:35:13,624
We're all
grownups here, Jane.
571
00:35:13,696 --> 00:35:16,062
� You know I love you, baby �
572
00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:21,165
� And I don't want
nobody else �
573
00:35:23,639 --> 00:35:26,836
� I can't help wonderin'if I ��
574
00:35:28,444 --> 00:35:32,676
[Jane Narrating ]
I lay awake that night
wondering which was worse:
575
00:35:32,748 --> 00:35:37,310
Guys like Ray who blinded you
with charms and promises,
576
00:35:38,688 --> 00:35:42,146
or the Eddies of the world
who went right for your pants.
577
00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:45,091
- [ Gasps ]
- Oh. Excuse me.
578
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,459
And in the end,
it didn't matter.
579
00:35:47,530 --> 00:35:52,126
The truth was,
they were all cast
from the same mold.
580
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,313
- But the question remained.
- [ Cow Moos ]
581
00:35:55,447 --> 00:35:57,506
Why ?
582
00:35:57,582 --> 00:36:00,050
And then
one day by the river,
583
00:36:00,118 --> 00:36:02,052
I found my answer.
584
00:36:03,555 --> 00:36:05,682
Holy shit !
585
00:36:07,059 --> 00:36:09,721
- [ Slap ]
- [ Baby Crying ]
586
00:36:09,795 --> 00:36:12,093
I told them dumb asses
it'd never work.
587
00:36:12,164 --> 00:36:15,292
You can't fool a bull, mister.
No, sir.
588
00:36:15,367 --> 00:36:18,461
He knows where he's been,
and he ain't goin' back.
589
00:36:18,537 --> 00:36:21,097
Hell, I got--
I got 93 cows.
590
00:36:21,173 --> 00:36:23,141
Only one of 'em got nads.
591
00:36:23,208 --> 00:36:28,475
Why ? 'Cause that
one son of a bitch alone
can knock up an entire herd.
592
00:36:28,547 --> 00:36:31,948
But once he's done,
well, the party's over.
593
00:36:32,017 --> 00:36:34,884
I gotta go over
to Ed Hickey's place
down the road...
594
00:36:34,953 --> 00:36:36,887
and trade him for a new one...
595
00:36:36,955 --> 00:36:38,889
'cause there ain't
a chance in hell...
596
00:36:38,957 --> 00:36:41,824
he's ever gonna touch
any of them cows again, no, sir.
597
00:36:41,893 --> 00:36:46,728
- I figured it out.
I'm the old cow.
- I don't get it.
598
00:36:46,798 --> 00:36:50,529
Remember a couple weeks ago
when we were laughing at
that graffiti on the subway ?
599
00:36:50,602 --> 00:36:52,570
- "Baby, I love the toilet you sit on" ?
- No.
600
00:36:52,637 --> 00:36:54,662
"I'm tired of banging
the same woman every night."
601
00:36:54,740 --> 00:36:56,833
We thought there might
actually be something to that,
602
00:36:56,908 --> 00:37:00,207
- ..like it could be a window
into their dark...
- Schizophrenic behavior.
603
00:37:00,278 --> 00:37:02,246
Well, it is.
The new cow theory...
604
00:37:02,314 --> 00:37:04,441
and "I'm tired of banging
the same woman every night,"
605
00:37:04,516 --> 00:37:06,450
same thing.
606
00:37:06,518 --> 00:37:08,611
This is why
men can't commit.
607
00:37:08,687 --> 00:37:11,383
Sooner or later,
we all become old cows.
608
00:37:11,456 --> 00:37:14,050
We're identified
as already serviced,
609
00:37:14,126 --> 00:37:17,357
so they wanna move on
and find less familiar females.
610
00:37:17,429 --> 00:37:21,559
- The whole novelty thing,
you mean.
- Neophilia, to be precise.
611
00:37:21,633 --> 00:37:24,864
- What do you think ?
- What do I think ?
I think...
612
00:37:24,936 --> 00:37:27,200
it's always about you,
that's what I think.
613
00:37:27,272 --> 00:37:31,504
You fall for some guy,
and it's like men are
worthy of heroic worship.
614
00:37:31,576 --> 00:37:34,841
You get dumped and suddenly
they're shit-sucking,
commitment-phobic assholes.
615
00:37:34,913 --> 00:37:37,438
I'm sorry, Jane.
The entire universe
does not revolve around...
616
00:37:37,516 --> 00:37:39,643
your romantic status.
617
00:37:45,657 --> 00:37:48,182
You're in love.
618
00:37:48,260 --> 00:37:50,455
I'm almost in love.
619
00:37:50,529 --> 00:37:54,795
Oh, honey,
why didn't you tell me ?
620
00:37:56,835 --> 00:37:59,269
You're having
a spectacular mope.
I didn't wanna ruin it.
621
00:37:59,337 --> 00:38:04,001
- Oh, my God !
- We met at a work party
a couple of weeks ago and--
622
00:38:05,277 --> 00:38:08,678
Just incredible.
I mean, he's so--
623
00:38:08,747 --> 00:38:11,409
And I'm so--
624
00:38:11,483 --> 00:38:14,008
[Jane Narrating ]
Although I appreciated
Liz's intoxication...
625
00:38:14,085 --> 00:38:16,144
over her seeming good fortune,
626
00:38:16,220 --> 00:38:18,849
I refused to be derailed.
627
00:38:18,924 --> 00:38:21,984
Now armed with
my new cow theory,
628
00:38:22,060 --> 00:38:25,518
I became voracious
for information.
629
00:38:53,725 --> 00:38:55,659
What are you doing ?
630
00:38:55,727 --> 00:38:58,025
Nothin'.
631
00:38:58,096 --> 00:39:00,428
- Hey ! Eddie !
- Whoa ! What's this ?
632
00:39:00,498 --> 00:39:03,467
"Amygdala,
AKA erotic nose brain.
633
00:39:03,535 --> 00:39:07,130
- Give it back !
- "An organ located
in the nasal cavity,
634
00:39:07,205 --> 00:39:09,503
"which connects smells
to memories.
635
00:39:09,574 --> 00:39:13,943
"Banana slugs,
actually hermaphrodites--
636
00:39:15,847 --> 00:39:19,908
While mating, the males
chew each other's penises off."
637
00:39:26,157 --> 00:39:28,125
I worry about you, Jane.
I really do.
638
00:39:52,183 --> 00:39:54,117
[Jane Narrating ]
Despite my conviction,
639
00:39:54,185 --> 00:39:58,815
there was
the occasional setback.
640
00:39:58,890 --> 00:40:00,858
[Jane ]
I want my erotic
nose brain removed.
641
00:40:00,926 --> 00:40:03,190
I beg your pardon ?
642
00:40:03,260 --> 00:40:06,458
My amygdala, the organ
deep inside the nasal cavity,
643
00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:09,932
which processes scent,
which then connects to memory.
644
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,060
I'd like it extracted.
645
00:40:12,137 --> 00:40:15,834
But why would you
want to voluntarily
make yourself anosmatic ?
646
00:40:15,907 --> 00:40:18,102
Well, let me see
if I can explain this.
647
00:40:18,176 --> 00:40:20,838
Um, I had this
boyfriend, okay ?
648
00:40:20,912 --> 00:40:25,406
And he smelled really,
really good, like soap...
649
00:40:25,483 --> 00:40:30,477
and fresh laundry
and vanilla.
650
00:40:30,555 --> 00:40:32,887
And every time I smell
any of those smells,
651
00:40:32,958 --> 00:40:36,086
I'm reminded of my boyfriend
and how happy we were...
652
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,095
before he dumped me
for no good reason.
653
00:40:38,163 --> 00:40:41,997
And I get very sad,
and then I get angry.
654
00:40:42,067 --> 00:40:47,369
And then before I know it,
I am in the throes of an
all-out emotional breakdown.
655
00:40:47,439 --> 00:40:50,101
And so I was
just thinking, Dr. Glen,
656
00:40:50,175 --> 00:40:53,110
if I can just short-circuit
my nose somehow,
657
00:40:53,178 --> 00:40:57,842
I might actually have
a chance of living
a semi-normal life someday.
658
00:40:57,916 --> 00:41:00,952
- [ Bell Dings ]
- Hey, wait !
659
00:41:44,529 --> 00:41:46,463
Couldn't sleep ?
660
00:41:46,530 --> 00:41:49,329
- No.
- Me neither.
661
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,802
[ Sighs ]
Does that happen
to you a lot ?
662
00:41:52,870 --> 00:41:54,896
Yeah.
663
00:41:55,974 --> 00:41:58,033
Me too.
664
00:41:59,778 --> 00:42:01,712
Mmm.
665
00:42:14,893 --> 00:42:17,418
- Just like eating worms.
- Yeah.
666
00:42:24,069 --> 00:42:26,560
Talent. Mmm.
These are good.
667
00:42:27,739 --> 00:42:29,798
Here.
668
00:42:31,476 --> 00:42:33,501
Head back.
669
00:42:40,519 --> 00:42:42,453
- Yeah ?
- Good.
670
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,512
Good.
671
00:42:49,895 --> 00:42:51,829
Cold dumplings.
My favorite.
672
00:42:52,898 --> 00:42:56,994
Way to go, Tomcat.
Two points.
673
00:42:57,068 --> 00:42:58,968
Tomcat ?
674
00:42:59,037 --> 00:43:01,096
Cheerleader.
675
00:43:01,173 --> 00:43:03,232
A what ?
676
00:43:03,308 --> 00:43:05,242
I was a cheerleader.
677
00:43:05,310 --> 00:43:07,972
- You were a cheerleader ?
- Yes, I was.
678
00:43:08,046 --> 00:43:12,745
Paul G. Blazer Memorial High.
Pride and joy of Cincinnati, Ohio,
state champs, 1989.
679
00:43:12,818 --> 00:43:14,945
- Go, Cats.
- Go, Cats.
680
00:43:15,020 --> 00:43:17,011
Well, show me.
681
00:43:17,088 --> 00:43:19,113
- No. No !
- Come on ! Why not ?
682
00:43:19,190 --> 00:43:21,751
I just haven't done it
in ten years, Eddie. Come on.
683
00:43:21,827 --> 00:43:25,228
- You come on. Show me.
- You have to do something
that merits a cheer.
684
00:43:25,297 --> 00:43:28,130
Like, uh, like, like--
685
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,135
Like three dumplings,
left-handed, in a row.
686
00:43:31,203 --> 00:43:33,831
- You can't do that.
- Deal ?
687
00:43:33,905 --> 00:43:35,839
Deal.
688
00:43:35,907 --> 00:43:39,343
One, two, three.
689
00:43:39,410 --> 00:43:41,879
Like that ?
690
00:43:41,947 --> 00:43:44,814
Come on. Come on.
691
00:43:44,883 --> 00:43:46,817
Come on.
692
00:43:46,885 --> 00:43:51,049
- You promise not to laugh ?
- No. Come on.
693
00:44:00,232 --> 00:44:02,166
- What are those ?
- Pom-poms.
694
00:44:04,669 --> 00:44:06,762
Okay.
695
00:44:06,838 --> 00:44:08,965
I hate you.
696
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,065
It's okay.
697
00:44:15,947 --> 00:44:18,381
Ready ? Okay !
698
00:44:18,450 --> 00:44:21,078
The Tomcats are here...
699
00:44:21,152 --> 00:44:23,450
to show--
[ Laughs ]
700
00:44:23,522 --> 00:44:25,854
Whoa.
701
00:44:31,329 --> 00:44:33,661
Ready ? Okay !
702
00:44:33,732 --> 00:44:35,666
The Tomcats are here...
703
00:44:35,734 --> 00:44:38,567
to show who's top.
704
00:44:38,637 --> 00:44:40,867
You think can beat us...
705
00:44:40,939 --> 00:44:43,373
but we can't be stopped !
706
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,409
Go, Tomcats !
707
00:44:45,477 --> 00:44:50,039
- Whoo ! First and ten and--
- Eddie ?
708
00:44:51,550 --> 00:44:53,484
Oh. Oh, sh-- Um--
709
00:44:53,552 --> 00:44:55,611
Oh, hey, hey.
710
00:44:55,687 --> 00:44:59,919
- Um--
- Hi. I'm, uh, Jane.
711
00:44:59,990 --> 00:45:02,016
Roommate.
712
00:45:02,093 --> 00:45:05,722
- Isabel.
- Isabel, Jane.
713
00:45:05,797 --> 00:45:09,198
- You can clean up.
It's your turn.
- Okay. Okay.
714
00:45:09,267 --> 00:45:12,532
Good night.
We're a little noisy.
715
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,973
Hi, George. It's Jane.
716
00:45:27,786 --> 00:45:29,754
[ Liz ]
God, I'm such an idiot.
717
00:45:29,820 --> 00:45:32,551
I mean, I sensed things
were a little off when
he got back from L.A.,
718
00:45:32,624 --> 00:45:35,991
but I just thought that he was
just jet-lagged or something.
719
00:45:36,060 --> 00:45:38,188
Then he tells me the France thing
isn't such a good idea...
720
00:45:38,263 --> 00:45:40,197
because he's gonna have
to work the whole time anyway,
721
00:45:40,265 --> 00:45:42,233
so still, I figure,
"Okay, that's no big deal."
722
00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:44,666
So Friday he gets on a plane,
he goes over there alone.
723
00:45:44,736 --> 00:45:47,068
Right ? Wrong.
724
00:45:47,138 --> 00:45:50,403
An hour ago,
I call his hotel room
to say good night.
725
00:45:50,475 --> 00:45:52,909
Guess who answered the phone
1:00 a.m. Paris time ?
726
00:45:54,446 --> 00:45:56,914
Penelope Pope.
727
00:45:56,982 --> 00:45:59,382
- Who's Penelope Pope ?
- I have no idea,
728
00:45:59,450 --> 00:46:01,749
but that's what she said when I said,
"Who the fuck is this ?"
729
00:46:01,820 --> 00:46:05,984
- Oh, God. I don't get it !
- Liz, I'm sorry.
730
00:46:06,057 --> 00:46:11,723
I mean, why feed me
all that romantic crap if
he's just gonna cheat on me ?
731
00:46:11,796 --> 00:46:14,924
- Two words:
copulatory imperative.
- Excuse me ?
732
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,060
It's the biological urge
to spread their seed.
733
00:46:18,136 --> 00:46:22,095
The truth is, less than
five percent of all male animals
are monogamous.
734
00:46:22,173 --> 00:46:24,971
The other 95% are...
735
00:46:25,043 --> 00:46:26,977
Plucking Penelope Pope ?
736
00:46:35,553 --> 00:46:38,420
[ Knocking ]
Hi, Jane.
737
00:46:38,490 --> 00:46:41,721
I, uh, stopped by H & H
on the way in,
738
00:46:41,793 --> 00:46:44,990
picked up
a sesame seed bagel...
739
00:46:45,063 --> 00:46:47,896
lightly toasted,
just like you liked.
740
00:46:49,700 --> 00:46:52,397
- [ Continues Typing ]
- [ Coughs ]
741
00:46:53,972 --> 00:46:55,940
Okay.
742
00:47:04,215 --> 00:47:06,547
Ray has a cold. I'm hoping
it will turn into pneumonia...
743
00:47:06,618 --> 00:47:10,315
and that weeks of bed rest will
cause abdominal muscles to atrophy.
744
00:47:15,330 --> 00:47:18,265
Ben wants to add a column
to the magazine for women.
745
00:47:18,333 --> 00:47:21,393
It finally hit him that
20% of our readership is female.
746
00:47:21,469 --> 00:47:23,630
The idea is for it
to be about men.
747
00:47:23,705 --> 00:47:25,673
You know, how they're
so paranoid...
748
00:47:25,740 --> 00:47:29,107
- ..about going bald and
that kind of thing.
- So--
749
00:47:29,177 --> 00:47:31,645
Forget baldness.
The real issue is their behavior.
750
00:47:31,713 --> 00:47:34,546
You know, that stuff like
that copulatory impulse--
751
00:47:34,616 --> 00:47:37,084
Imperative.
Hey, Bobby, can I get
some more hot water ?
752
00:47:37,152 --> 00:47:39,143
The point is, I think
you should write it.
753
00:47:39,220 --> 00:47:41,688
Are you crazy ?
754
00:47:41,756 --> 00:47:44,247
- Well, why not ?
- A: I'm not a writer.
B: I'm not a psychologist.
755
00:47:44,325 --> 00:47:46,259
We don't need
a psychologist.
756
00:47:46,327 --> 00:47:48,591
We need someone who's been
in the trenches, baby.
757
00:47:48,663 --> 00:47:52,064
Liz, I don't know
what I'm talking about.
758
00:47:52,133 --> 00:47:55,796
All I have are a bunch
of notebooks filled with
ridiculous little factoids.
759
00:47:55,870 --> 00:47:59,203
I mean, this is not
a full-time job.
This is a hobby.
760
00:47:59,274 --> 00:48:03,142
A sick, twisted,
pathetic little hobby.
761
00:48:03,210 --> 00:48:05,805
You get paid to write about
something you're
already obsessed with.
762
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,974
If you want anonymity,
we'll give you a pen name.
763
00:48:09,050 --> 00:48:11,109
I personally think
it'd be cathartic for you,
764
00:48:11,186 --> 00:48:15,054
and you'd be doing your
dear, sweet, wonderful
friend a huge favor.
765
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,585
Pen name, huh ?
766
00:48:20,662 --> 00:48:25,793
�� [ Bugle: "Charge"]
767
00:48:25,867 --> 00:48:29,325
I'm doing this once.
Do you hear me ? One time.
768
00:48:29,404 --> 00:48:32,168
- Fine. I'm telling you,
it's gonna be fun.
- Fun ?
769
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:35,232
I'm helping
concoct the background
of a nonexistent scientist...
770
00:48:35,310 --> 00:48:40,009
who's about to publish
her delusional theories in
the nation's top men's magazine.
771
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,107
You're right. Ha !
This is fun.
772
00:48:43,184 --> 00:48:45,584
Okay, try this. Um--
773
00:48:45,653 --> 00:48:49,248
Born in Sussex, 1937.
774
00:48:50,992 --> 00:48:56,760
Cofounder of the Institute
of Pathological Narcissism
in Vienna.
775
00:49:09,710 --> 00:49:14,307
- Who is she ?
- The recently deceased
Harriet Gould of Astoria.
776
00:49:14,382 --> 00:49:16,714
No surviving relatives.
She's perfect.
777
00:49:16,785 --> 00:49:20,152
- She even has a bun.
- That's her.
778
00:49:20,220 --> 00:49:23,019
Dr. Marie Charles.
779
00:49:23,090 --> 00:49:25,525
- [ Chuckling ]
- Oh, my God.
780
00:49:58,660 --> 00:50:01,026
Every bull
begins a relationship...
781
00:50:01,095 --> 00:50:04,030
with certain cards
up his sleeve-- aces.
782
00:50:04,098 --> 00:50:08,467
Tools of seduction
by which he lures a new cow.
783
00:50:08,536 --> 00:50:10,800
One of the most
notorious examples...
784
00:50:10,872 --> 00:50:12,931
is the current cow
sob story.
785
00:50:13,007 --> 00:50:17,205
Allow me to deconstruct
the essential elements.
786
00:50:17,278 --> 00:50:20,145
You're so easy to talk to,
787
00:50:20,215 --> 00:50:22,877
not like my current cow.
788
00:50:22,950 --> 00:50:25,351
This is key to understanding
the myth of male shyness,
789
00:50:25,420 --> 00:50:27,354
for though you think
he is flattering you,
790
00:50:27,422 --> 00:50:29,356
he is actually
flattering himself,
791
00:50:29,424 --> 00:50:32,985
showing how open
and sensitive and honest he is.
792
00:50:35,129 --> 00:50:39,657
I just try so hard and--
793
00:50:39,734 --> 00:50:43,192
Well, I'm sure she doesn't
mean to be such a cold cow.
794
00:50:43,270 --> 00:50:46,638
Just in case you're starting
to think he's a coldhearted,
home-wrecking womanizer,
795
00:50:46,708 --> 00:50:49,506
he'll throw this in just to prove
he's putting his current cow...
796
00:50:49,577 --> 00:50:51,511
out to pasture for good reason,
797
00:50:51,579 --> 00:50:54,946
and that he's actually
tormented with guilt at
the thought of abandoning her.
798
00:50:55,016 --> 00:50:58,281
What's that thing
they always say about
the love of a good woman ?
799
00:50:58,353 --> 00:51:01,186
[Jane Narrating ]
That, once offered,
it's guaranteed to come back...
800
00:51:01,256 --> 00:51:03,190
and bite her in the ass.
801
00:51:03,224 --> 00:51:05,556
- Enter case in point.
- Hey.
802
00:51:05,627 --> 00:51:08,027
- Hey.
- Thought you were with
what's her name.
803
00:51:08,096 --> 00:51:12,157
- Didn't work out.
- You have a little saddle sore
on that white horse of yours ?
804
00:51:14,135 --> 00:51:17,263
- Okay, so what happened ?
- Just lost interest.
805
00:51:17,338 --> 00:51:19,966
What do you mean,
you lost interest ?
806
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,066
How exactly ?
807
00:51:22,143 --> 00:51:26,170
Christ, Jane, do we really have
to have another postmortem ?
808
00:51:26,247 --> 00:51:29,410
I'm just curious is all.
So you went to a movie,
809
00:51:29,484 --> 00:51:32,419
then back to her place ?
810
00:51:32,487 --> 00:51:35,513
- Then what ?
- [ Sighs ]
811
00:51:35,590 --> 00:51:37,581
So we're in the kitchen
getting a drink,
812
00:51:37,659 --> 00:51:39,593
and suddenly, she starts
looking for food.
813
00:51:39,660 --> 00:51:42,960
We had dinner
right after the movie,
but... I don't know.
814
00:51:43,030 --> 00:51:46,296
She was still hungry.
She's always hungry, it seems.
815
00:51:46,367 --> 00:51:49,734
And that's bad,
Women who eat ?
816
00:51:53,274 --> 00:51:57,370
Okay, so you're in the kitchen,
she's hungry again, inexplicably,
817
00:51:57,445 --> 00:51:59,310
then what ?
818
00:51:59,380 --> 00:52:02,975
So she takes out a pint
of Haagen-Dazs-- a pint--
819
00:52:03,050 --> 00:52:06,384
and just starts eating it
right out of the container,
820
00:52:06,454 --> 00:52:09,821
and there was
just something about it
that turned me off.
821
00:52:09,890 --> 00:52:12,917
Was the refrigerator door open ?
822
00:52:12,994 --> 00:52:15,792
- Why ?
- Answer the question.
Open or closed ?
823
00:52:15,863 --> 00:52:17,888
It was open, I think.
824
00:52:17,966 --> 00:52:19,991
Would it have
made a difference
if it were shut ?
825
00:52:20,068 --> 00:52:22,969
Would that have made
the act of a nonfat woman
eating ice cream...
826
00:52:23,037 --> 00:52:24,971
a little less revolting to you ?
827
00:52:25,039 --> 00:52:28,907
What if she'd not had dinner ?
What if she were legitimately hungry...
828
00:52:28,977 --> 00:52:31,969
before she shoved her face
into a trough of Haagen-Dazs ?
829
00:52:32,046 --> 00:52:33,980
Would it have repulsed you less
if she used a dish ?
830
00:52:34,048 --> 00:52:37,313
- Good night, you psycho !
- Good night, neophiliac !
831
00:52:37,385 --> 00:52:42,322
� Hallelujah
Hallelujah �
832
00:52:42,390 --> 00:52:45,188
- � Hallelujah
Hallelujah �
- Are you sitting down ?
833
00:52:45,259 --> 00:52:48,126
Oprah read the article
on her show today.
834
00:52:48,196 --> 00:52:50,357
The audience went so crazy for it,
she called us personally,
835
00:52:50,430 --> 00:52:52,365
begging for Dr. Charles
to appear as her guest.
836
00:52:52,433 --> 00:52:55,834
- What ?
- I told everyone in P.R.
a different story.
837
00:52:55,903 --> 00:52:59,168
She's vacationing in Hong Kong.
She's at a conference in Tangiers.
838
00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:02,698
- Oh, this is bad.
- No, no, no.
This is all good.
839
00:53:02,777 --> 00:53:05,405
Okay ? Trust me.
I've got it all under control.
840
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,040
This won't come
anywhere near you.
841
00:53:08,116 --> 00:53:10,676
"And so, while the male
may often seem shy...
842
00:53:10,752 --> 00:53:15,815
"with all his Uriah Heep
hand-wringin' and
'aw, shucks' toe-kickin',
843
00:53:15,890 --> 00:53:18,586
"he's actually a narcissist...
844
00:53:18,659 --> 00:53:24,063
"because this apparent
shyness belies the more
deeply rooted feelings...
845
00:53:24,132 --> 00:53:27,966
"of unworthiness
and fear of rejection.
846
00:53:28,036 --> 00:53:32,234
"And this is what compels him
to constantly seek attention...
847
00:53:32,306 --> 00:53:38,142
from new cow after new cow
ad nauseam, ad infinitum."
848
00:53:38,212 --> 00:53:40,544
This is such great stuff.
849
00:53:40,615 --> 00:53:43,607
It obliterates any sentimentality
we might have...
850
00:53:43,684 --> 00:53:46,016
about what
noble creatures men are.
851
00:53:46,087 --> 00:53:49,352
This right here is what
we've been looking for.
It's- It's provocative.
852
00:53:49,424 --> 00:53:52,860
It's clever.
It's got mass appeal
written all over it.
853
00:53:52,927 --> 00:53:55,725
There's just one problem.
Nobody can seem
to find this woman.
854
00:53:55,797 --> 00:53:58,095
The Today Show's tried.
Oprah's tried.
855
00:53:58,166 --> 00:54:00,327
- Yeah, and have you tried ?
- Eddie ?
856
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,768
- Uh, well, no.
- Well, get on it !
857
00:54:03,838 --> 00:54:06,932
Do you realize what
we're talking about here ?
858
00:54:07,008 --> 00:54:10,808
- [ Both ]
The ungettable get ?
- Yes !
859
00:54:10,878 --> 00:54:14,905
I don't care what it takes.
You find that Dr. Marie Charles...
860
00:54:14,982 --> 00:54:18,005
and bring her here
to my studio.
861
00:54:18,139 --> 00:54:20,539
Let me get this straight.
Your best friend works
at M magazine...
862
00:54:20,608 --> 00:54:22,701
and she has no idea
where this cow doctor is ?
863
00:54:22,777 --> 00:54:24,836
That's what she said.
864
00:54:24,912 --> 00:54:26,880
[ Eddie ] I don't buy that.
Why are you holding out on me ?
865
00:54:26,948 --> 00:54:29,075
[Jane ] I'm not !
I told you she's working on it !
866
00:54:29,150 --> 00:54:31,118
- Just give me her number.
- I'm not gonna give you
her number.
867
00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:32,743
- Why not ?
- She's working on it !
868
00:54:32,820 --> 00:54:35,288
- Besides, you'd never reach her.
She's at Jivamukti.
- Huh ?
869
00:54:35,356 --> 00:54:37,324
- Yoga.
- Yoga what ?
870
00:54:37,392 --> 00:54:39,690
- Jivamukti.
- Jiv--
871
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,457
[ Beeps ]
872
00:54:42,530 --> 00:54:45,727
- Manhattan. Jivamukti.
- Eddie !
873
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,291
It's a yoga place.
874
00:54:48,369 --> 00:54:50,894
Eddie, don't be a jerk !
875
00:54:54,709 --> 00:54:57,075
Eddie, come on !
876
00:54:57,145 --> 00:54:59,875
- This is so ridiculous.
- Ohhh !
877
00:54:59,947 --> 00:55:02,848
Hey, hey, you have
to leave your shoes in here.
878
00:55:04,218 --> 00:55:06,277
�� [ Chanting ]
879
00:55:06,354 --> 00:55:09,448
Liz ?
Excuse me.
880
00:55:09,524 --> 00:55:14,223
Jerk, she is my best friend.
I would certainly know if--
881
00:55:14,295 --> 00:55:16,422
- Jane ?
- [ Yelps ]
882
00:55:17,665 --> 00:55:19,599
Stay !
883
00:55:19,667 --> 00:55:23,103
- Bring your leg up higher.
- Excuse me, sir,
you're gonna have to leave.
884
00:55:23,170 --> 00:55:25,230
Gee. Sorry. I know.
I'm just looking for a friend.
885
00:55:25,306 --> 00:55:27,638
- Oh.
- [ Screams ]
886
00:55:27,708 --> 00:55:30,302
- Sorry. You okay ?
- Eddie.
887
00:55:34,749 --> 00:55:37,877
How you doin', Becca ?
888
00:55:37,952 --> 00:55:40,045
I'm good.
889
00:55:42,023 --> 00:55:43,957
What are you
doing here ?
890
00:55:46,394 --> 00:55:49,989
I, uh-- I- I don't know.
891
00:55:51,299 --> 00:55:53,290
Come, class.
Let's forget about
this disturbance.
892
00:55:53,367 --> 00:55:55,358
It's okay. Everyone,
let's come on up.
893
00:55:55,436 --> 00:55:58,633
Get back to your spaces
and let's prepare for lion pose.
894
00:55:58,706 --> 00:56:02,335
Hey, inhale. Exhale.
Open your mouth.
895
00:56:02,410 --> 00:56:04,435
Stick out your tongue.
[ Exhaling ]
896
00:56:04,512 --> 00:56:08,039
That was Rebecca ?
Eddie, talk to me.
897
00:56:08,115 --> 00:56:10,049
There's nothing
to talk about.
898
00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:13,848
- Hi, Liz.
- I cannot believe it.
899
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:16,617
- Hey, Janey !
- Hi ! Hi, guys !
900
00:56:16,690 --> 00:56:19,956
Eddie, this is my sister Alice
and my brother-in-law Stephen.
901
00:56:20,027 --> 00:56:23,656
- You're... Eddie.
- Yeah. Hey.
902
00:56:23,730 --> 00:56:26,063
- Are you two taking
yoga class together ?
- No.
903
00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:30,069
- We were just-- I--
It- It's stupid.
- No, no, it's not stupid.
904
00:56:30,137 --> 00:56:32,628
- We don't think it's stupid.
- No. We just started
the pregnancy class.
905
00:56:32,707 --> 00:56:34,698
- [ Elevator Alarm Ringing ]
- Oh, yeah. Congratulations.
906
00:56:34,775 --> 00:56:37,801
- Thanks.
She's a great breather.
- Listen, I gotta go.
907
00:56:37,879 --> 00:56:40,541
- Hey, it was really nice
to meet you, Eddie.
- Bye-bye.
908
00:57:19,186 --> 00:57:22,678
[Jane Narrating ]
Eddie preferred
to leave things unsaid...
909
00:57:22,757 --> 00:57:26,728
and went back to grazing
in greener pastures.
910
00:57:28,163 --> 00:57:31,530
- [ People Chattering ]
- [ Man ]
Merry Christmas.
911
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,591
Merry Christmas, everyone.
912
00:57:33,669 --> 00:57:35,603
Merry Christmas.
913
00:57:35,670 --> 00:57:38,572
- I'm getting out of here.
- Okay.
914
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:41,040
�� [ Piano ]
915
00:57:41,110 --> 00:57:43,374
- Uh, two champagnes, please.
- Yes, sir.
916
00:57:43,445 --> 00:57:46,972
Shouldn't that be a champagne
and a Shirley Temple ?
917
00:57:47,049 --> 00:57:50,212
- Sorry.
- No, you're not.
918
00:57:50,285 --> 00:57:54,085
- So where'd you meet her ?
- She's Emily's roommate.
919
00:57:54,156 --> 00:57:57,387
Emily that I made
coffee for last Sunday ?
920
00:57:57,459 --> 00:57:59,791
Uh-huh.
921
00:57:59,862 --> 00:58:02,023
Isn't that complicated ?
922
00:58:02,097 --> 00:58:05,897
It's never complicated, Jane.
923
00:58:05,968 --> 00:58:07,959
Thank you.
924
00:58:09,538 --> 00:58:11,733
[ Men Laughing ]
925
00:58:24,553 --> 00:58:28,080
Evening, sir.
What can I get you ?
926
00:58:28,157 --> 00:58:30,284
- Scotch, please.
- Yes, sir.
927
00:58:30,359 --> 00:58:33,886
[ Sighs ]
Did you hear Diane's joke
about the reindeer ?
928
00:58:35,497 --> 00:58:37,431
Funny !
929
00:58:41,236 --> 00:58:43,295
- [ Bartender ] Here you go.
- [ Ray ] Thank you.
930
00:58:43,372 --> 00:58:45,306
[ Sighs ]
931
00:58:52,748 --> 00:58:55,148
I miss you, Jane.
932
00:59:02,357 --> 00:59:05,724
Am I-- Am I supposed
to walk away now ?
933
00:59:09,530 --> 00:59:12,364
No.
934
00:59:12,434 --> 00:59:16,598
Can we get away from this ?
Can we do something ?
935
00:59:16,672 --> 00:59:19,300
Get together for lunch,
dinner, Friday night.
936
00:59:22,510 --> 00:59:24,502
Friday is New Year's Eve.
937
00:59:24,580 --> 00:59:28,949
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
938
00:59:29,017 --> 00:59:30,951
You probably have
some, uh, plans.
939
00:59:31,019 --> 00:59:32,953
- Don't you ?
- Yeah.
940
00:59:33,020 --> 00:59:36,115
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
941
00:59:36,190 --> 00:59:39,558
[ Clears Throat ]
I have--
942
00:59:39,628 --> 00:59:43,189
No.
943
00:59:43,265 --> 00:59:47,201
I have none.
944
00:59:47,269 --> 00:59:52,639
Could I call you ?
Would that be okay ?
945
00:59:55,310 --> 00:59:58,279
Yeah.
946
00:59:59,948 --> 01:00:03,679
Merry Christmas, Jane.
947
01:00:03,752 --> 01:00:08,018
- Yee-haaaw !
- � Jingle bells
Ji- Jingle bells �
948
01:00:08,090 --> 01:00:11,150
Well, you can't stop now.
We'll do it together.
949
01:00:11,226 --> 01:00:13,421
You're syndicated
in over 300 newspapers.
950
01:00:13,495 --> 01:00:15,486
Talk radio is having
a field day with it.
951
01:00:15,564 --> 01:00:18,624
[ Scoffs ]
Clearly the world is
one giant used-cow lot.
952
01:00:18,700 --> 01:00:22,534
- Look, I just want
to think about it, okay ?
- What's there to think about ?
953
01:00:22,604 --> 01:00:25,038
You don't want to be
a post-feminist icon ?
954
01:00:25,107 --> 01:00:29,305
Come on. Let's get something
great to wear for Julian's
New Year's Eve party.
955
01:00:31,179 --> 01:00:35,377
I meant to tell you that...
I kind of made other plans.
956
01:00:35,450 --> 01:00:37,816
I mean, it's nothing major.
It's not a big--
957
01:00:37,886 --> 01:00:40,252
- Well--
- What are you talking about ?
958
01:00:40,322 --> 01:00:44,691
- Ray asked me out.
- Ray ?
959
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:47,786
As in Ray Brown ?
960
01:00:47,863 --> 01:00:49,797
As in devil incarnate ?
961
01:00:49,865 --> 01:00:51,958
No ! No, I forbid it !
962
01:00:52,034 --> 01:00:54,127
I- I- I thought you
were over this.
963
01:00:54,202 --> 01:00:57,069
I think I'm having
second thoughts.
964
01:00:57,139 --> 01:01:02,600
Oh, so now... Dr. Charles
is having them too.
965
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:15,781
- Done yet ?
- You got a hot date ?
966
01:01:15,857 --> 01:01:18,451
- No, I just have to pee.
- Be my guest.
967
01:01:18,527 --> 01:01:21,121
- What's this, party Viagra ?
- Huh ?
968
01:01:21,196 --> 01:01:23,323
No, it's nicotine gum.
969
01:01:23,398 --> 01:01:27,767
- When did you quit ?
- Oh, since Daphne told me
she wanted to marry a smoker.
970
01:01:27,836 --> 01:01:30,134
Here.
971
01:01:30,205 --> 01:01:32,264
Thank you.
972
01:01:32,340 --> 01:01:34,502
Why don't you put on a dress
and come out with me tonight ?
973
01:01:34,576 --> 01:01:36,840
Why, so I can
trail after your harem ?
974
01:01:36,912 --> 01:01:39,472
- I'm flying solo. I thought
I'd keep my options open.
- [ Phone Ringing ]
975
01:01:39,548 --> 01:01:41,482
Yeah ?
976
01:01:41,550 --> 01:01:43,518
Although
that may be for me.
977
01:01:43,585 --> 01:01:45,519
[ Ringing ]
978
01:01:45,587 --> 01:01:47,179
- Hello.
- [ Liz ] You're home.
979
01:01:47,255 --> 01:01:48,779
Does this mean you've
come to your senses ?
980
01:01:48,857 --> 01:01:51,052
No, and I only have
an hour to get ready.
981
01:01:51,126 --> 01:01:53,185
So quit worrying about me.
Go out. Have a good time.
982
01:01:53,260 --> 01:01:55,195
I'm going to wear
that red lipstick you gave,
and I'll call you tomorrow.
983
01:01:55,263 --> 01:01:57,197
- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.
984
01:02:04,106 --> 01:02:06,700
Why are you doing this
to yourself?
985
01:02:08,577 --> 01:02:11,273
- Doing what ?
- Ray.
986
01:02:11,346 --> 01:02:14,042
I don't know what
you're talking about.
987
01:02:14,116 --> 01:02:17,051
Okay.
988
01:02:17,119 --> 01:02:22,318
- Well, if you change your mind,
this is where I'll be.
- Oh, thanks.
989
01:02:22,390 --> 01:02:25,189
I think I'll...
jump into my pj's,
990
01:02:25,260 --> 01:02:27,660
probably
watch a little TV...
991
01:02:27,729 --> 01:02:29,993
- ..go to bed early--
- Happy New Year.
992
01:02:30,065 --> 01:02:32,090
- Same to you !
- [ Door Closes ]
993
01:02:51,219 --> 01:02:56,987
[ Man On TV] Now, back
to our special New Year's Eve
coverage with Hugh Downs.
994
01:02:57,058 --> 01:02:59,686
To recap, it was
less than 48 hours ago...
995
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:02,127
that Ray Brown called
to confirm his plans...
996
01:03:02,197 --> 01:03:04,290
to take Jane Goodale out
this evening,
997
01:03:04,366 --> 01:03:06,664
a clear indication
that he was, indeed,
998
01:03:06,735 --> 01:03:09,898
regretting his decision
to terminate their involvement.
999
01:03:09,970 --> 01:03:13,771
So the question remains,
why hasn't he shown up yet ?
1000
01:03:13,842 --> 01:03:17,608
By all accounts,
it would appear that Mr. Brown
is sticking firmly...
1001
01:03:17,679 --> 01:03:20,204
to his September sanctions.
1002
01:03:31,059 --> 01:03:34,392
[ Couple Chattering, Laughing ]
1003
01:03:42,103 --> 01:03:44,162
- �� [ Music Playing ]
- [ People Chattering ]
1004
01:04:20,575 --> 01:04:26,013
- [ Drunken Shout ]
- [ Party Goers ]
Nine, eight, seven,
1005
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:31,747
six, five, four,
three, two, one !
1006
01:04:31,820 --> 01:04:33,754
Happy New Year !
1007
01:04:36,258 --> 01:04:37,919
Jane !
1008
01:04:43,565 --> 01:04:46,056
[ Cheering, Laughing ]
1009
01:04:48,270 --> 01:04:51,330
Whoo !
1010
01:04:55,577 --> 01:04:57,568
Ahh--
1011
01:04:59,848 --> 01:05:02,476
Ohh--
1012
01:05:13,060 --> 01:05:15,859
Jane !
1013
01:05:17,999 --> 01:05:20,160
[ Sighs ]
1014
01:05:29,410 --> 01:05:31,606
[ Woman Shouts ]
Happy New Year !
1015
01:05:40,170 --> 01:05:43,333
- Jane ?
- Don't even bother.
1016
01:05:43,407 --> 01:05:46,103
- I- I need to talk to you.
- Shh--
1017
01:05:46,176 --> 01:05:49,612
Excuse me. Why didn't you--
Why didn't you return my calls ?
1018
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:51,705
You mean the calls
that came after the call
you didn't make ?
1019
01:05:51,782 --> 01:05:53,943
I-- [ Scoffs ]
This is not true.
1020
01:05:54,017 --> 01:05:57,612
It's so true.
1021
01:06:00,257 --> 01:06:02,191
[ Elevator Bell Dings ]
1022
01:06:02,259 --> 01:06:04,284
Will you stop
for just a moment ?
1023
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,295
- Hey, Jane.
- Listen, I know it was inexcus--
1024
01:06:06,363 --> 01:06:08,297
- Good morning !
- Hi, Jane. Ray.
1025
01:06:08,365 --> 01:06:11,823
- There's a reason
I didn't show up that night.
- I'm sure there is.
1026
01:06:11,902 --> 01:06:13,836
And you know what ?
I couldn't possibly care less.
1027
01:06:13,904 --> 01:06:15,838
So let's forget about it.
Okay !
1028
01:06:15,906 --> 01:06:18,067
I don't suppose you're
interested in hearing me out.
1029
01:06:18,142 --> 01:06:20,269
You know what, Ray ?
The truth is--
1030
01:06:20,344 --> 01:06:23,142
Hi !
You did me a favor.
1031
01:06:23,213 --> 01:06:26,080
Any delusions I may have
still had about you,
they're gone now.
1032
01:06:27,017 --> 01:06:29,747
It was a gift.
You released me.
1033
01:06:29,820 --> 01:06:32,311
- For the first time in months,
I feel great.
- [ Tapping ]
1034
01:06:32,389 --> 01:06:36,189
- Staff meeting in my office
in two minutes.
- Okay, be right there.
1035
01:06:38,362 --> 01:06:42,423
Uh, what's wrong ?
1036
01:06:42,499 --> 01:06:45,559
Diane's wearing your shirt.
1037
01:06:45,636 --> 01:06:48,571
The shirt I bought you
on the sidewalk.
1038
01:06:54,144 --> 01:06:57,375
So, does that mean
that the, uh--
1039
01:06:57,447 --> 01:07:01,247
- ..the two of you are--
- Seeing each other again.
1040
01:07:01,318 --> 01:07:04,776
- Yes. That's what
I've been trying to explain.
- Wait. Stop.
1041
01:07:04,855 --> 01:07:07,187
Did you say, "Again" ?
1042
01:07:07,257 --> 01:07:10,556
I should have told you
a long time ago,
1043
01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:13,255
but Diane insisted
on keeping it quiet.
1044
01:07:13,330 --> 01:07:15,525
- We got back together
right before New Year's and...
- Oh--
1045
01:07:15,599 --> 01:07:19,365
and we went away for a couple
of days, and it was terrible
of me to not call, but I--
1046
01:07:19,436 --> 01:07:22,337
[ Man Shouting ]
Ray, I've got
Tony Robbins on line three !
1047
01:07:22,406 --> 01:07:26,399
- Ohh ! Go on.
- I'm really sorry, Jane.
1048
01:07:34,785 --> 01:07:37,777
[ Chuckles ]
1049
01:07:46,396 --> 01:07:49,695
- [ Sighs ]
- Hey, what is it ?
1050
01:07:49,766 --> 01:07:52,826
- "D--" She's "D." [ Sighs ]
- I'm not following.
1051
01:07:52,903 --> 01:07:55,633
Di-- Di-- "D."
Diane is "D."
1052
01:07:55,706 --> 01:07:58,470
Yes. "D" is for Diane.
"E" is for Eddie.
1053
01:07:58,542 --> 01:08:01,306
Ray's "D."
She's the one !
1054
01:08:01,378 --> 01:08:03,812
I mean, she was--
She is the one.
I mean, she--
1055
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,872
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
whoa, whoa.
1056
01:08:05,949 --> 01:08:07,974
- Just breathe.
Breathe, Jane. Breathe.
- [ Hyperventilating ]
1057
01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:10,519
Now, let me get this straight.
Ray and Diane are together ?
1058
01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:13,147
- Back together.
Together again.
- All right. I get it.
1059
01:08:13,223 --> 01:08:15,623
- Let it go. Ray and Diane ?
- Yeah !
1060
01:08:15,692 --> 01:08:17,626
Okay. Shh--
It doesn't matter.
1061
01:08:17,694 --> 01:08:19,787
That chapter's over, remember ?
It doesn't matter.
1062
01:08:19,863 --> 01:08:21,922
Now we got to go in there,
so pull it together.
1063
01:08:21,999 --> 01:08:24,263
Do you hear me ?
Don't cry.
1064
01:08:24,334 --> 01:08:26,802
- Don't cry, please.
You're gonna be fine.
- [ Whimpering ]
1065
01:08:26,870 --> 01:08:28,929
- Okay.
- We're gonna go in there.
1066
01:08:29,006 --> 01:08:32,032
- Good. You all right ?
- [ Sniffles ] Okay.
1067
01:08:33,644 --> 01:08:37,080
Jane, where are we
for next week ?
1068
01:08:37,147 --> 01:08:40,639
Uh, we're-we're all set
with Gerard Depardieu.
Right, Jane ?
1069
01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:44,653
Oh, good.
New movie ?
1070
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,916
Am- Amazing.
Amazing.
1071
01:08:46,990 --> 01:08:49,618
I- I actually, uh--
I saw it. It's, uh--
1072
01:08:49,693 --> 01:08:52,025
about a man whose whole
marriage falls apart and--
1073
01:08:52,095 --> 01:08:54,723
I mean, it's brutal,
actually. I mean--
1074
01:08:54,798 --> 01:08:57,028
You know, they show
the whole love story first.
1075
01:08:57,100 --> 01:09:00,831
You see that this woman means...
everything to this- this man.
1076
01:09:00,904 --> 01:09:03,930
In fact, there's this- this--
this one scene...
1077
01:09:04,007 --> 01:09:07,670
where he actually sits
in just a-- a dark-- uhh--
1078
01:09:07,744 --> 01:09:11,942
It's very touching.
He's sits in a dark room,
and he just--
1079
01:09:12,015 --> 01:09:15,507
You just start to see
the- the tears and stuff.
1080
01:09:15,585 --> 01:09:19,385
I mean, the man
is completely, you know,
broken, and you feel it.
1081
01:09:19,456 --> 01:09:21,856
You really feel it,
and it's devastating.
It's a devastating--
1082
01:09:21,925 --> 01:09:24,325
[ Laughing ]
1083
01:09:24,394 --> 01:09:27,625
- Is this a joke ?
- [ Chuckles ]
1084
01:09:28,632 --> 01:09:30,725
N- No.
What do you mean ?
1085
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:33,463
[ Both Laughing ]
1086
01:09:33,537 --> 01:09:37,837
I mean-- [ Snorts ]
I mean, is this a joke ?
1087
01:09:37,908 --> 01:09:42,277
- No, I saw it two nights ago.
- What's so funny, Jane ?
1088
01:09:42,346 --> 01:09:46,077
- Oh, can you believe this guy ?
- I know, I--
1089
01:09:46,149 --> 01:09:49,050
[ Laughing ]
So sensitive-- So--
1090
01:09:49,119 --> 01:09:52,953
So devastated when it comes to
some chubby French guy, but, oh !
1091
01:09:53,023 --> 01:09:57,016
Stomp on somebody's heart
in real life, and where's
his sorry-ass pity then, huh ?
1092
01:09:57,094 --> 01:10:00,063
Nowhere ! Why ?
Because he doesn't get it !
1093
01:10:00,130 --> 01:10:02,530
He never gets it !
1094
01:10:02,599 --> 01:10:04,590
Someone please
explain it to me.
1095
01:10:04,668 --> 01:10:09,196
Because I don't know
what you are talking about !
1096
01:10:09,272 --> 01:10:11,263
[ Murmuring ]
1097
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:20,479
- Evelyn, is she free ?
- Yeah. She is.
1098
01:10:20,550 --> 01:10:22,484
Thanks.
1099
01:10:31,294 --> 01:10:35,094
I'm sorry, Diane.
I-- I don't know
where that came from.
1100
01:10:35,165 --> 01:10:38,623
Well, I do. I know
exactly where it came from.
1101
01:10:38,702 --> 01:10:40,636
You do ?
1102
01:10:40,704 --> 01:10:43,639
Some guy crushed you
under his boot heel,
1103
01:10:43,707 --> 01:10:46,141
and you lashed out
at poor Ray as being...
1104
01:10:46,209 --> 01:10:48,302
representative of the prick
that did that to you.
1105
01:10:48,378 --> 01:10:52,781
- I'm right, aren't I ?
- More or less.
1106
01:10:52,849 --> 01:10:54,783
Well, you can't do it, Jane.
1107
01:10:54,850 --> 01:10:57,581
- I don't care
how much it hurts.
- I know.
1108
01:10:57,654 --> 01:10:59,679
No, you don't know.
Now, sit down and listen to me.
1109
01:11:05,495 --> 01:11:07,759
I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret.
1110
01:11:09,566 --> 01:11:13,593
About six months ago,
my boyfriend tried to leave me.
1111
01:11:13,670 --> 01:11:17,162
Well, he did.
He left.
1112
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:22,701
And I was devastated.
I was destroyed.
Did you see it ?
1113
01:11:25,749 --> 01:11:29,583
- No. I- I- I didn't. No.
- Right.
1114
01:11:29,653 --> 01:11:33,919
Do you know why ?
Because if I fall apart,
1115
01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:36,083
everything around me
falls apart--
1116
01:11:36,159 --> 01:11:41,620
everything that I have worked
my entire life for.
1117
01:11:41,698 --> 01:11:43,996
- Do you love him ?
- Wh- Who ?
1118
01:11:44,067 --> 01:11:48,629
- Him. The guy.
- I don't know.
1119
01:11:48,705 --> 01:11:52,368
Of course you do.
Now, have you talked
to him lately ?
1120
01:11:52,442 --> 01:11:56,037
No. No. Not ex--
Not exactly talked.
1121
01:11:56,113 --> 01:12:00,174
Do it. Do it.
Talk to him.
1122
01:12:02,352 --> 01:12:07,312
I used to feel that if I
kept my heart to myself,
1123
01:12:07,390 --> 01:12:11,986
If I never let him know
how much I needed him,
that he would never leave me.
1124
01:12:12,062 --> 01:12:14,929
Well, guess what ?
He did.
1125
01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:19,560
And I lived in a private,
pathetic puddle...
1126
01:12:19,636 --> 01:12:22,161
until I couldn't
stand it anymore,
1127
01:12:22,239 --> 01:12:25,299
And so you know what I did ?
I showed up at his doorstep...
1128
01:12:25,375 --> 01:12:29,175
with two corned beef sandwiches
on rye, lightly toasted,
1129
01:12:29,246 --> 01:12:33,740
and I told him that
I was lost without him.
1130
01:12:33,817 --> 01:12:35,978
You said that ?
1131
01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:40,045
Pretty progressive, huh ?
And I'm happy. Go figure.
1132
01:12:40,123 --> 01:12:42,114
I never thought
I'd be happy.
1133
01:12:47,554 --> 01:12:49,681
[ Liz ]
And you believe her ?
1134
01:12:49,756 --> 01:12:52,816
This is true love ?
This is what we all
should be looking for ?
1135
01:12:52,893 --> 01:12:55,453
That is the most tragic thing
I've ever heard.
1136
01:12:55,529 --> 01:13:00,125
We're talking about a woman
whose boyfriend was screwing you
in order to get away from her.
1137
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:02,361
And she's the authority
on romance ?
1138
01:13:02,435 --> 01:13:05,268
The only reason
she believes that crap
is because she has to.
1139
01:13:05,338 --> 01:13:07,704
She's an old cow.
1140
01:13:07,774 --> 01:13:11,938
Truth is all we need to do
is adjust our radar a bit.
1141
01:13:12,012 --> 01:13:15,038
You know, learn to be
attracted to men we're
simply not attracted to.
1142
01:13:15,115 --> 01:13:18,107
Whoa. Hang on.
What are you talking about ?
1143
01:13:18,185 --> 01:13:21,211
Well, for example, normally...
1144
01:13:21,288 --> 01:13:24,519
I might be attracted
to a guy like you.
1145
01:13:24,590 --> 01:13:28,459
But thanks to Dr. Charles,
I've learned to control my
passion for testosterone,
1146
01:13:28,528 --> 01:13:30,462
and now I can proudly say...
1147
01:13:30,530 --> 01:13:34,967
that I no longer find you
in the least bit desirable.
1148
01:13:35,035 --> 01:13:37,970
Oh, gee.
That's swell.
1149
01:13:38,038 --> 01:13:40,268
I need a drink.
1150
01:13:41,942 --> 01:13:45,434
[ Clears Throat ]
Does she have any idea
that she's completely insane ?
1151
01:13:45,512 --> 01:13:49,812
No. She's right.
Diane is an old cow.
He cannot go back to her.
1152
01:13:49,883 --> 01:13:52,374
Okay, that's it.
1153
01:13:52,452 --> 01:13:57,412
Jane, these are people,
not cows !
1154
01:14:08,068 --> 01:14:10,002
Hello.
1155
01:14:10,070 --> 01:14:12,402
[ Cat Mewing ]
1156
01:14:16,710 --> 01:14:18,837
[Jane ]
I should have known
you would take his side.
1157
01:14:18,912 --> 01:14:22,370
This isn't about sides, Jane.
It's about dealing with reality.
1158
01:14:22,449 --> 01:14:25,316
- And you need to get a grip.
- Oh, that's rich...
1159
01:14:25,385 --> 01:14:28,786
coming from an emotional moron
who's whoring his way
through Manhattan,
1160
01:14:28,855 --> 01:14:31,483
using women
like A.T.M. machines.
1161
01:14:31,558 --> 01:14:34,857
Oh, that's great.
I get dumped, sleep around,
and I'm a moron.
1162
01:14:34,928 --> 01:14:37,328
You, you get dumped
and become the disciple...
1163
01:14:37,397 --> 01:14:40,161
of some crone-slash-quack
behavioral scientist...
1164
01:14:40,233 --> 01:14:43,293
who can't tell the difference
between quadrupeds and bipeds,
and you're normal.
1165
01:14:43,370 --> 01:14:45,895
- She is not a crone.
And she is not a quack !
- How do you know ?
1166
01:14:45,972 --> 01:14:48,566
Who gives a shit ?
1167
01:14:48,642 --> 01:14:52,373
You know, while you were out
there buying these theories
about the horrors of men...
1168
01:14:52,445 --> 01:14:54,811
- [ Groans ]
- and why guys like Ray
won't ever come back,
1169
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:57,179
deep down inside
you're hoping he would.
1170
01:14:57,250 --> 01:15:00,845
Men are evil. Men are scum.
But please, Ray, won't you
make a liar out of me ?
1171
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:03,480
Well, you got
what you asked for, Jane.
1172
01:15:03,556 --> 01:15:06,548
He did go back.
He just did it
with the wrong girl !
1173
01:15:08,995 --> 01:15:11,463
It's over ! Over.
1174
01:15:12,699 --> 01:15:15,429
- Why can't you just let it go ?
- Because.
1175
01:15:15,502 --> 01:15:17,697
- Because why ?
- Because I can't.
1176
01:15:17,770 --> 01:15:21,639
- Why ?
- Because I was happy.
1177
01:15:21,708 --> 01:15:24,643
Because if this...
theory is wrong,
1178
01:15:24,710 --> 01:15:27,737
men don't leave all women,
Eddie, they leave me.
1179
01:15:35,388 --> 01:15:38,949
I know what
it does to you. I know.
1180
01:15:39,025 --> 01:15:42,483
Maybe that's why
we hold on as hard as we do.
1181
01:15:42,562 --> 01:15:47,295
We just can't believe
that such a miracle can
ever happen to us twice.
1182
01:15:47,367 --> 01:15:52,202
[ Sighs ]
And--
1183
01:15:52,272 --> 01:15:54,263
But it can.
1184
01:15:56,276 --> 01:15:59,939
Someday you'll
find it again.
1185
01:16:00,013 --> 01:16:03,813
- I promise you.
- [ Sighs ]
Look at me.
1186
01:16:03,883 --> 01:16:07,478
- A mess.
- I'm looking at you.
1187
01:16:10,156 --> 01:16:13,091
- And you're beautiful.
- [ Sobs ]
1188
01:16:13,159 --> 01:16:17,323
Hey, you are beautiful.
1189
01:16:19,232 --> 01:16:24,226
- You're intelligent... and real.
- [ Sniffles ]
1190
01:16:28,875 --> 01:16:32,003
And Ray is not the last man
you're ever gonna love.
1191
01:16:32,078 --> 01:16:34,069
[ Sobbing ]
1192
01:16:42,355 --> 01:16:45,654
I promise you he's not.
1193
01:16:48,027 --> 01:16:50,996
Shh. Shh--
1194
01:16:52,866 --> 01:16:55,460
[ Sobbing Continues ]
1195
01:17:19,592 --> 01:17:22,152
[ Sniffs ]
1196
01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:46,776
[ Whispering ]
Oh, my God.
1197
01:17:56,629 --> 01:18:00,929
- Oh--
- [ Eddie Breathing Deeply ]
1198
01:18:18,184 --> 01:18:20,675
Mmm--
1199
01:18:28,027 --> 01:18:31,121
Hmm--
1200
01:18:31,197 --> 01:18:33,427
Hi.
1201
01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:36,635
Hi.
1202
01:18:36,703 --> 01:18:40,434
Uh... listen.
1203
01:18:43,309 --> 01:18:45,300
- I--
- No, no, no.
1204
01:18:45,378 --> 01:18:47,812
No. No.
1205
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:50,748
No, you're not going
to analyze this one, Jane.
1206
01:18:50,817 --> 01:18:55,220
- I'm not ?
- No. No. [ Chuckles ]
1207
01:18:55,288 --> 01:18:59,224
You're so hell-bent on making
sure things fit, you miss out
on all the fun when they don't.
1208
01:18:59,292 --> 01:19:01,283
- Eh ? Oh--
- Well, I--
1209
01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:05,730
No ? Right now you're trying
to rationalize last night.
1210
01:19:05,798 --> 01:19:08,460
Yeah ? Worrying about
what might have happened.
1211
01:19:08,535 --> 01:19:11,333
Me, I'm just getting a kick
out of the fact that I, uh,
1212
01:19:11,404 --> 01:19:13,929
spent an entire night
with you in my arms,
1213
01:19:14,007 --> 01:19:15,998
and I didn't even cop a feel.
1214
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:24,072
Well...
1215
01:19:24,150 --> 01:19:27,517
maybe one.
1216
01:19:27,587 --> 01:19:31,079
- [ Chuckles ]
- [ Chuckles ]
1217
01:19:31,157 --> 01:19:34,615
- Whew !
- What ?
1218
01:19:34,694 --> 01:19:38,027
Well, I'm relieved.
1219
01:19:38,097 --> 01:19:41,726
[ Sighs ] I mean,
for a second there, I--
1220
01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:47,103
I thought maybe you
thought last night was, um--
1221
01:19:47,173 --> 01:19:52,770
You know, or that
you would... think--
[ Clears Throat ]
1222
01:19:52,845 --> 01:19:56,872
That would've really
blown your Dr. Charles
out of the water, huh ?
1223
01:19:58,518 --> 01:20:02,614
Temporarily maybe,
but you would have shown
your spots eventually.
1224
01:20:02,689 --> 01:20:07,217
- My spots.
- Oh, come on, Eddie.
1225
01:20:07,293 --> 01:20:10,490
Men never fail to do
what's in their nature to do.
1226
01:20:10,563 --> 01:20:12,895
[ Whistles ]
1227
01:20:12,966 --> 01:20:15,230
[ Sighs ]
1228
01:20:15,300 --> 01:20:18,031
And what is that, Jane ?
1229
01:20:18,104 --> 01:20:22,006
Disappoint you ?
Abandon you ?
1230
01:20:22,075 --> 01:20:25,306
Hmm ?
1231
01:20:25,378 --> 01:20:29,059
What's really behind
these theories, huh ?
1232
01:20:29,193 --> 01:20:31,923
What are you hiding ?
1233
01:20:31,996 --> 01:20:34,897
Nothing.
1234
01:20:37,935 --> 01:20:40,130
Sorry. What you see
is what you get.
1235
01:20:40,204 --> 01:20:43,640
Is it ?
1236
01:20:46,677 --> 01:20:49,976
You know, this is not
about my nature, Jane.
This is about yours.
1237
01:21:03,394 --> 01:21:06,363
[ Phone Ringing ]
1238
01:21:06,430 --> 01:21:08,660
- Hello.
- Janey ?
1239
01:21:08,732 --> 01:21:10,927
Listen, Stephen.
Can I call y'all back ?
1240
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:15,438
Your sister's in the hospital.
We lost the baby, kiddo.
1241
01:21:22,813 --> 01:21:26,249
[ Sniffles ]
Hey, Janey.
1242
01:21:30,087 --> 01:21:32,988
[ Sighs ]
1243
01:21:33,057 --> 01:21:35,389
[ Sobs ]
1244
01:21:38,896 --> 01:21:41,922
[ Sniffles ]
Did you see Stephen ?
1245
01:21:41,999 --> 01:21:44,194
- I saw him in the hallway...
- [ Chuckles ]
1246
01:21:44,268 --> 01:21:46,259
- ..getting water.
- Getting ice.
[ Laughs ]
1247
01:21:46,337 --> 01:21:49,966
Good luck.
God love him.
1248
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:53,532
They break so easily,
don't they ?
1249
01:21:55,179 --> 01:21:57,977
[ Sighs ]
1250
01:22:01,652 --> 01:22:04,519
Last weekend,
he woke up in a panic.
1251
01:22:04,588 --> 01:22:08,786
He said that he had to go
shopping for the baby.
1252
01:22:08,859 --> 01:22:12,522
You know how anal he is.
I thought he was gonna
come back with...
1253
01:22:12,596 --> 01:22:16,396
thermometers and baby blankets
and safety gates.
1254
01:22:16,467 --> 01:22:21,564
When he walked in the door,
all he had was this little, tiny bag...
1255
01:22:21,639 --> 01:22:26,406
and inside was this--
1256
01:22:26,477 --> 01:22:29,002
this perfect little
baseball mitt.
1257
01:22:29,079 --> 01:22:31,240
[ Sighs ]
1258
01:22:35,452 --> 01:22:38,580
[ Sobbing ]
1259
01:22:38,656 --> 01:22:42,888
He got it in his head that
it was going to be a boy.
1260
01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:45,724
Janey.
1261
01:22:45,796 --> 01:22:50,995
- [ Both Sobbing ]
- [ Door Opening ]
1262
01:22:53,837 --> 01:22:56,431
[ Stephen ]
Okay, I've got ice.
1263
01:22:56,507 --> 01:23:01,035
I've got blankets.
I've got magazines.
1264
01:23:08,285 --> 01:23:12,153
Look at my wife.
1265
01:23:14,892 --> 01:23:18,692
Have you ever seen
anyone more beautiful ?
1266
01:23:18,762 --> 01:23:22,493
[ Laughs ]
You're nuts.
1267
01:23:53,964 --> 01:23:56,194
Diane, it's Jane.
1268
01:23:56,266 --> 01:24:01,033
I found Dr. Charles,
1269
01:24:01,105 --> 01:24:03,403
[ Applause, Cheers ]
1270
01:24:06,010 --> 01:24:09,810
[ Man ]
Okay, is everybody ready
to have a good time ?
1271
01:24:09,880 --> 01:24:12,246
Now, come on.
You're going to have to do
a lot better than that.
1272
01:24:14,485 --> 01:24:16,885
Okay, let me explain how everything
on the show's gonna work.
1273
01:24:16,954 --> 01:24:20,185
- It's a really informal show--
- Yo, Ray ! Do we have her
on the line yet ?
1274
01:24:20,257 --> 01:24:24,159
Two minutes. The magazine's
putting her through.
1275
01:24:24,228 --> 01:24:27,459
- All right !
- Two minutes.
1276
01:24:27,530 --> 01:24:31,262
- Diane, two minutes.
- So, Diane's going to come out.
1277
01:24:31,335 --> 01:24:33,895
The first guest is going to come.
We have about a 15-minute segment.
1278
01:24:33,970 --> 01:24:36,997
Our first interview is gonna be
on the telephone, okay ?
1279
01:24:37,074 --> 01:24:39,008
- Dr. Marie Charles.
- [ Audience Cheers ]
1280
01:24:50,620 --> 01:24:54,921
I'm going to ask you
one more time. Are you 100%
sure you want to do this ?
1281
01:24:54,992 --> 01:24:57,290
[Jane ] I'm sure. I'm sorry
to put you in this position.
1282
01:24:57,360 --> 01:24:59,693
Don't worry about me.
I just want to make sure
you haven't lost your mind.
1283
01:24:59,763 --> 01:25:02,789
- Maybe I have.
- [ Chuckles ]
Here she is, Ray.
1284
01:25:02,866 --> 01:25:07,394
- [ Line clicks ]
Dr. Charles.
- [ Cheers, Applause ]
1285
01:25:11,508 --> 01:25:15,501
Welcome. Rarely have I
had the honor to host...
1286
01:25:15,579 --> 01:25:18,047
such a distinguished
and extraordinary guest.
1287
01:25:18,115 --> 01:25:22,074
Today, Dr. Marie Charles
speaks out for the first time...
1288
01:25:22,152 --> 01:25:24,518
since the publication
of her searing article--
1289
01:25:24,588 --> 01:25:26,920
Network says we've already
had 20,000 hits on the web site.
1290
01:25:26,990 --> 01:25:30,448
- Holy cow.
- [ Diane ]
The reclusive Dr. Charles...
1291
01:25:30,527 --> 01:25:34,657
has agreed to an exclusive,
live telephone interview.
1292
01:25:34,732 --> 01:25:37,394
And I consider it
a rare gift...
1293
01:25:37,468 --> 01:25:42,132
from someone whose work
has meant a tremendous
amount in my life,
1294
01:25:42,206 --> 01:25:45,141
- ..as I'm sure yours.
- [ Applause ]
1295
01:25:45,209 --> 01:25:48,542
- Dr. Marie Charles
-[ Cheers, Applause ]
1296
01:25:48,612 --> 01:25:50,773
Hello, Dr. Charles.
Are you there ?
1297
01:25:50,848 --> 01:25:54,875
Hello, Dr. Charles.
Can you hear me ?
1298
01:25:54,952 --> 01:25:56,783
- [ Applause Continues ]
- I'm getting nothing.
1299
01:25:59,656 --> 01:26:01,624
- Where the hell is she ?
Where's the feed ?
- [ Diane ] Excuse me.
1300
01:26:01,692 --> 01:26:04,160
We seem to be having
some technical difficulties.
1301
01:26:04,228 --> 01:26:06,719
If you'll just bear with us,
I'm sure we'll get it repaired.
1302
01:26:06,797 --> 01:26:09,322
[ Sighs ]
1303
01:26:09,399 --> 01:26:11,731
Tell them to patch it through
on the other line.
1304
01:26:11,802 --> 01:26:14,066
- We can't. We only have
one dedicated line.
- Shit !
1305
01:26:18,575 --> 01:26:20,509
Okay, take us to commercial.
1306
01:26:20,577 --> 01:26:22,841
Uh, she's here.
She wants to go on.
1307
01:26:24,014 --> 01:26:26,505
Ho- Hold that.
Hold that. Hold that.
1308
01:26:26,583 --> 01:26:29,313
- She's here.
- [ Diane ]
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
1309
01:26:29,386 --> 01:26:31,946
it seems that the reason we've
been unable to get through...
1310
01:26:32,022 --> 01:26:33,990
to Dr. Charles
telephonically...
1311
01:26:34,057 --> 01:26:36,525
is because at this moment
she is right here in our studio,
1312
01:26:36,593 --> 01:26:39,426
having decided to do
the interview in person after all.
1313
01:26:39,496 --> 01:26:42,021
- Holy shit.
- So let's not waste
any more time.
1314
01:26:42,099 --> 01:26:45,159
Join me in welcoming
Dr. Marie Charles !
1315
01:26:49,173 --> 01:26:52,438
- Makeup ?
- Stop. Stop.
1316
01:26:52,509 --> 01:26:54,773
[ Diane ]
Show yourself, Dr. Charles.
1317
01:26:54,845 --> 01:26:56,972
[ Audience Cheering ]
1318
01:26:57,047 --> 01:27:00,448
- Wake up !
- [ Gasps ]
1319
01:27:06,190 --> 01:27:08,715
Jane, what's going on ?
Where's Dr. Charles ?
1320
01:27:08,792 --> 01:27:11,886
[ Audience Murmuring ]
1321
01:27:11,962 --> 01:27:14,294
- There is no Dr. Charles.
- [ Woman Groans ]
1322
01:27:14,364 --> 01:27:16,594
There never was.
1323
01:27:18,936 --> 01:27:23,839
- I invented her, Diane.
- [ Murmuring ]
1324
01:27:23,907 --> 01:27:27,843
- You--
- I invented her because...
1325
01:27:27,910 --> 01:27:32,473
I had something to say,
and... somehow...
1326
01:27:32,549 --> 01:27:39,250
I thought if--
if- if- if it were coming
from a 65-year-old Ph.D.,
1327
01:27:39,323 --> 01:27:41,518
that you would
see it the way I had--
1328
01:27:41,592 --> 01:27:47,394
as a truth, as a legitimate,
scientific truth.
1329
01:27:47,464 --> 01:27:51,924
But it isn't.
It's completely ridiculous.
1330
01:27:52,002 --> 01:27:56,803
And...
1331
01:27:56,874 --> 01:27:59,240
I lied to you all,
and I lied to myself.
1332
01:27:59,309 --> 01:28:03,676
Because
the real truth is that...
1333
01:28:07,620 --> 01:28:10,681
I was heartbroken...
and lost.
1334
01:28:10,758 --> 01:28:14,558
You know, and I just wanted
to understand it somehow.
1335
01:28:14,628 --> 01:28:19,531
I wanted it to be...
about them.
1336
01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:22,763
So everything
I thought I had figured out
was completely upside-down.
1337
01:28:22,836 --> 01:28:25,396
I thought this bull had gone on
to another new cow,
1338
01:28:25,472 --> 01:28:28,100
when, in fact, she was
an old cow who had
become a new cow again.
1339
01:28:28,175 --> 01:28:30,939
I mean, what was
I talking about ?
1340
01:28:31,010 --> 01:28:34,913
I was comparing
men to animals,
1341
01:28:34,982 --> 01:28:38,418
- which-- okay, let's face it--
sometimes they are.
- [ Laughing ]
1342
01:28:40,587 --> 01:28:44,045
But sometimes they are not.
1343
01:28:44,124 --> 01:28:47,958
Sometimes
you open the barn door,
1344
01:28:48,028 --> 01:28:49,962
or the hospital room door...
1345
01:28:50,030 --> 01:28:54,797
or the bedroom door and...
1346
01:28:54,868 --> 01:28:58,326
you find the real thing.
1347
01:28:58,405 --> 01:29:02,205
You find a guy who...
1348
01:29:02,276 --> 01:29:05,336
can sit with you when you
are at your absolute worst,
1349
01:29:05,412 --> 01:29:08,540
when you are knee-deep in
Kleenex, and your face
looks like a punching bag,
1350
01:29:08,615 --> 01:29:11,209
and you are a complete
and total mess.
1351
01:29:11,285 --> 01:29:14,618
And he...
1352
01:29:14,688 --> 01:29:17,816
can still look at you
and tell you...
1353
01:29:17,890 --> 01:29:22,828
that Ray is not the last man
you're ever going to love.
1354
01:29:22,896 --> 01:29:26,423
- [ Audience Murmuring ]
- [ Mouthing Words ]
1355
01:29:31,238 --> 01:29:35,140
- [ Chuckles ]
- [ Scattered Applause ]
1356
01:29:38,145 --> 01:29:42,377
- Eddie ! Oh, my God.
- [ Applause Continues ]
1357
01:29:47,920 --> 01:29:51,049
[ Man ]
Hey, are you all right ?
1358
01:29:51,124 --> 01:29:54,252
All right.
There you go. Late edition.
1359
01:30:01,368 --> 01:30:04,428
� I been searching
a long time �
1360
01:30:07,574 --> 01:30:10,702
� For someone
exactly like you �
1361
01:30:15,282 --> 01:30:18,183
- � I've been traveling
all around the world �
- Eddie !
1362
01:30:18,252 --> 01:30:20,584
Eddie !
1363
01:30:20,654 --> 01:30:25,216
- Oh, Eddie !
- � Waiting for you
to come through �
1364
01:30:26,593 --> 01:30:33,499
� Someone like you
can make it all worthwhile �
1365
01:30:33,567 --> 01:30:36,695
� Someone like you �
1366
01:30:36,770 --> 01:30:39,398
- � Keep me satisfied �
- Eddie ! Eddie !
1367
01:30:39,473 --> 01:30:43,967
- Stop. Stop.
- [ Driver Shouting ]
1368
01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:48,414
Whew.
1369
01:30:54,855 --> 01:30:57,221
So, what you see
is what you get, huh ?
1370
01:30:59,626 --> 01:31:03,323
Minus a few gray hairs
and a Ph.D., yeah.
1371
01:31:06,633 --> 01:31:09,431
I'm really sorry, Eddie.
1372
01:31:11,838 --> 01:31:14,170
You should have told me.
1373
01:31:14,240 --> 01:31:16,869
I should have told you
a lot of things.
1374
01:31:17,945 --> 01:31:19,936
You were right.
1375
01:31:21,882 --> 01:31:24,077
It was about my nature.
1376
01:31:25,319 --> 01:31:28,948
Out of all the things
you said to me that night,
1377
01:31:29,022 --> 01:31:32,355
what scared me
the most is...
1378
01:31:32,426 --> 01:31:35,589
that I would find it again.
1379
01:31:35,662 --> 01:31:39,098
Because I have.
1380
01:31:44,438 --> 01:31:48,499
Would you please
say something ?
1381
01:31:51,812 --> 01:31:54,178
No.
1382
01:31:59,853 --> 01:32:03,914
� I have been �
1383
01:32:03,990 --> 01:32:07,893
� All around the world �
1384
01:32:07,960 --> 01:32:11,453
� Marching to the beat
of a different drum �
1385
01:32:14,700 --> 01:32:17,864
So you're saying ?
1386
01:32:19,339 --> 01:32:22,672
What do we got to lose ?
1387
01:32:22,743 --> 01:32:26,338
- Everything ?
- Exactly.
1388
01:32:26,413 --> 01:32:30,349
� Someone like you �
1389
01:32:30,417 --> 01:32:32,942
� Can make it
all worthwhile �
1390
01:32:33,020 --> 01:32:36,683
� Someone like you �
1391
01:32:36,757 --> 01:32:39,055
� Keep me satisfied �
1392
01:32:39,126 --> 01:32:42,527
� Someone exactly like you �
1393
01:32:44,398 --> 01:32:49,335
� Someone exactly like you �
1394
01:32:52,105 --> 01:32:56,235
� Someone exactly like you �
1395
01:32:58,945 --> 01:33:03,644
� The best is yet to come �
1396
01:33:05,385 --> 01:33:08,684
� The best is yet to come ��
1397
01:33:13,445 --> 01:33:18,610
��
1398
01:33:18,684 --> 01:33:20,618
� Yeah �
1399
01:33:25,424 --> 01:33:30,157
� How do you do it
anyway �
1400
01:33:30,228 --> 01:33:33,561
� Like there
ain't nothing to it �
1401
01:33:33,632 --> 01:33:36,658
� To make me stay �
1402
01:33:36,735 --> 01:33:39,932
� No tricks
with smoke and mirrors �
1403
01:33:40,005 --> 01:33:42,735
� Not anything
up your sleeve �
1404
01:33:42,808 --> 01:33:45,504
� A second look and
it can't be clearer �
1405
01:33:45,577 --> 01:33:47,943
� It's no mystery �
1406
01:33:48,013 --> 01:33:53,417
� It's in the way you love �
1407
01:33:53,485 --> 01:33:58,821
� It's in
the little things you say �
1408
01:33:58,890 --> 01:34:02,951
� It's in the way you live �
1409
01:34:04,830 --> 01:34:10,700
� And give your heart away �
1410
01:34:10,769 --> 01:34:16,332
� It's in
the chance you took �
1411
01:34:16,408 --> 01:34:22,210
� It's in the way
you look at me �
1412
01:34:22,280 --> 01:34:28,150
� That sets you
a world apart �
1413
01:34:28,220 --> 01:34:33,556
� And makes you
who you are �
1414
01:34:33,625 --> 01:34:37,391
� And you are �
1415
01:34:37,462 --> 01:34:39,623
� Beautiful �
1416
01:34:39,698 --> 01:34:41,689
� You are �
1417
01:34:46,570 --> 01:34:52,237
� Pressed on my soul
your fingerprints �
1418
01:34:52,310 --> 01:34:57,407
� Goin' where
no one's ever been �
1419
01:34:57,482 --> 01:35:00,849
� Well, I don't know how
but I know you're in it �
1420
01:35:00,919 --> 01:35:03,752
� My life
my world, my dreams �
1421
01:35:03,822 --> 01:35:06,347
� I try but I just
can't pin it �
1422
01:35:06,425 --> 01:35:08,689
� Down to one thing �
1423
01:35:08,760 --> 01:35:14,130
� It's in the way you love �
1424
01:35:14,199 --> 01:35:18,932
� It's in the little things
you say ��
1425
01:35:19,004 --> 01:35:22,770
�� [ Rock ]
1426
01:35:22,840 --> 01:35:27,175
[ Woman ]
� Fighting fire with fire �
1427
01:35:27,245 --> 01:35:29,179
� Watch out �
1428
01:35:29,247 --> 01:35:31,477
� You might get
what you're after �
1429
01:35:31,550 --> 01:35:33,484
� Cool babies �
1430
01:35:33,552 --> 01:35:36,316
� Strange but not a stranger �
1431
01:35:36,388 --> 01:35:40,757
� I'm an ordinary guy �
1432
01:35:40,826 --> 01:35:42,794
� Burning down the house �
1433
01:35:44,429 --> 01:35:46,454
� Hold tight �
1434
01:35:46,530 --> 01:35:48,897
� Wait till the party's over �
1435
01:35:48,967 --> 01:35:50,958
� Hold tight �
1436
01:35:51,036 --> 01:35:53,903
� We're in for nasty weather �
1437
01:35:53,972 --> 01:35:58,170
� There has got to be a way �
1438
01:35:58,243 --> 01:36:01,007
� Burning down the house �
1439
01:36:01,079 --> 01:36:03,741
� Here's you ticket
Pack your bags �
1440
01:36:03,815 --> 01:36:06,409
� Time for jumpin' overboard �
1441
01:36:06,485 --> 01:36:09,943
� Transportation is here �
1442
01:36:10,020 --> 01:36:15,015
� Close enough but not too far
Maybe you know where you are �
1443
01:36:15,093 --> 01:36:18,062
� Fight fire with fire �
1444
01:36:19,564 --> 01:36:21,498
� All wet �
1445
01:36:21,566 --> 01:36:23,864
� Hey, you might need
a raincoat �
1446
01:36:23,935 --> 01:36:25,869
� Shakedown �
1447
01:36:25,937 --> 01:36:28,303
� Dreams walking
in broad daylight �
1448
01:36:28,373 --> 01:36:33,140
� Three hundred
sixty-five degrees �
1449
01:36:33,210 --> 01:36:36,442
� Burning down the house �
1450
01:36:36,515 --> 01:36:41,350
� Here was once upon a place
Sometimes I listen to myself �
1451
01:36:41,419 --> 01:36:45,150
� Gonna come in first place �
1452
01:36:45,223 --> 01:36:50,183
� People on their way to work
Baby, what did you expect �
1453
01:36:50,262 --> 01:36:53,959
� Gonna burst into flame �
1454
01:36:54,032 --> 01:36:58,765
� I don't know what you expect
staring into your TVset �
1455
01:36:58,837 --> 01:37:02,170
� Fighting fire with fire �
1456
01:37:08,213 --> 01:37:10,238
� Burning down the house ��