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(CLUCKING)
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Shh.
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(MAN OVER RADIO) It's a beautiful
summer day in Chicago today.
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Temperatures expected
to reach the upper 80s.
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In recent news, a health advisory was
reported from Happy Poultry Farms.
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They're telling us
they're issuing a full recall
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for their pre-cooked chicken tenders
and also their buffalo chicken tenders.
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This only applies to chicken
that was packaged Friday
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and delivered to Fort Chicken
and DanviHe.
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(WOMAN) Morning, honey.
- Ahem.
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Rise and shine.
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- Morning, Mum.
- How's the book going?
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Good. Yeah, I've been working
really hard on it.
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Rewriting it. It's a first draught,
you know. Did you get a chance
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- to read the manuscript?
- I did and I loved it.
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- Oh. Any thoughts? Criticisms?
- No, I thought it was wonderful.
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I won't become a better writer if I don't
get constructive criticism. Please.
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- I'm begging you.
- Well,
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um, I did think the characters
were a tiny bit unlikeable.
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- That's more like it. Noted.
- And it was a little slow.
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I found myself a little bored,
to be honest.
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- And I heart honesty.
- I also didn't know what was going on
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or where we were.
it wasn't explained well.
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I couldn't figure out the plot.
It was kind of insulting.
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And there was no specificity
in terms of time and place.
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- And where was the inciting incident?
- OK, OK, this is... Wow.
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Thank you, heh.
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But mostly I loved it.
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Now, get up and teach those summer
school kids how to write like you.
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Chapter one. The boat was evil,
but he loved the boat.
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Chapter one. The boat was evil,
but he didn't know just how evil.
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The boat was evil,
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but it was an acceptable level of evil.
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Chapter one. The sea-faring vessel,
The Schooner, was evil.
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Ah. It's getting there.
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Jesus. I've come full circle.
How very, very utterly depressing.
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What's up, amigo? Hey.
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- You're not my dealer.
- No, I'm Clint--
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- Hey, you don't sell shrooms do you?
- No. I'm Clint Hadson.
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(MAN OVER RADIO)
ls that Hudson?
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- Hadson.
- Yeah, it's him. I'll let him in.
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- Oh. So that's a no on the shrooms?
- Right.
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(COUNTRY MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
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(CAR DOOR LOCK BLEEPS)
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(CLINT)
Excuse me.
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I'm having trouble...
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(CLINT GRUNTING)
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(WOMAN)
Don't you forget, you're grounded.
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When school's over
you come straight home.
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- Fuck you, Mum.
- (WOMAN) Oh, yeah? Fuck you.
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- I'm just gonna miss you so much.
- Can't I take it off?
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No. The playground is a war zone.
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(GIRL GASPS)
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- Watch it.
- Sorry. Didn't see you there.
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Well, maybe you should take in
your surroundings more.
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Yeah.
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- Mr Hudson.
- (CLINT) Hadson.
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- Hi. Uh, call me Clint.
- Righteous.
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Thanks for coming
on such short notice.
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Mrs Kenner is down with the flu,
or maybe she's pregnant.
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She is Mormon, so that's a possibility.
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I'm vice principal Simms.
Principal Hodges is in the Bahamas.
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You know what they say.
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When the cat's away, the vice principal
becomes acting principal.
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I forgot they say that.
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(SIMMS)
Teacher's lounge is across the way.
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Go get a cup of joe.
It's not strong enough for my taste.
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To deal with these terrors I need
the high-octane stuff. Isn't that right?
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Heh, she's hilarious.
A lot of personal tragedy.
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Come on in to this office.
Pull up a ball chair.
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Got a cell phone?
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Um, yeah.
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- I'm gonna have to take it.
- Are you serious?
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Yep. This is a no cell-phone campus.
We can't ask the kids to give up
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something we're not willing to.
So hand over that crackberry.
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Booyah. Now, I gotta warn you,
I run a pretty tight ship.
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Yeah, I'm fine with that.
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Heh, it's funny you should say that.
I'm actually writing a book about a ship.
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Well, it's more of a boat.
I have it with me.
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If you're asking me to describe
my pedagogical "philosophy"
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- I'm not.
- some charter schools out of Boston
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are "absolutely" "revoluti0nising"
"education."
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I'm not sure you know
how air quotes work.
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I wanna bring these kids back
to a pre-digital era.
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No cell phones, and I don't care
if it's raining labradoodles,
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I wanna get those kids outside
during recess.
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Heck, I'll lock them out.
And I will do that.
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Now, here's a map of the school.
Mrs Kenner is in Room 12.
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Oh, I don't need that.
I actually used to go here. Class of '88.
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Hey, you know what that is?
That's out of sight.
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- All right.
- Shouldn't joke about guns though.
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- No.
- Not in a school.
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- Yeah.
- That's not funny.
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My partner's name is David.
He is awesome.
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He's a little bit older,
but really has this amazing body.
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If I'm being completely honest,
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he does have these fantastic balls
that I just love to play with.
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They're firmer and fuzzier, so...
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Heh, tennis partner.
Heh, David's my tennis partner. Heh.
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Hi there. Um, you know which
one of these is Mrs Kenner's?
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Buddy, I don't know
what that bitch drinks out of.
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Here's what I do know.
I know that this is a rape button.
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It emits a shit-crazy alarm
that will inform local police,
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who'll arrive within two minutes should
you decide to get touchy and/or feely.
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Wanna know why I have a rape button?
Don't answer.
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Because the State of Illinois
doesn't trust the citizenry enough
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to pass safe, sensible,
conceal and carry laws.
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OK.
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So any of these then?
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(SIGHS)
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Hm. She's a little tightly wound, huh?
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Oh, my God.
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Lucy? Lucy McCormick?
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- It's Clint Hadson.
- Oh, my God.
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- Wow, what are you doing here?
- I'm subbing for Mrs Kenner.
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Oh, my God. Amazing.
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I heard you lived in New York.
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Yeah, I did. In Brooklyn.
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But now I'm in town for a while.
Staying at Charman's.
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Oh.
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- Who's Charman?
- My mum.
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(CHUCKLES)
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But it's the guesthouse, so it's...
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So you're a teacher now?
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No. Well, I mean yes.
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I subbed a little in New York,
but I'm a writer.
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That's great.
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(SCOFFS)
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God, it's a scorcher out there, huh?
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Unseasonably warm.
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Yeah.
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Uh, Wade, have you met Clint?
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I have not. Wade Johnson. Pleased
to meet you with meat to please you.
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Actually, we kind of met earlier.
You parked me in.
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- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. it's-- It's fine.
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It's just that, um, you parked so close
that I couldn't get out of my car.
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My truck's got a dual real wheel.
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- I'm sorry?
- Dual real wheel.
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Dual real-- Dual real--
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Dual real real. Dual real--
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Dual real wheel.
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Dual real... Real real.
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It's got a dual real wheel.
Dual real wheel. Dual real--
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- Dual real.
- I don't understand.
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It's got two extra wheels
on the back part of it.
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Dual rear--
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So, Clint, heard tell you were a writer,
hmm?
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- What have you written?
- Ah. Nothing that you've read, yet.
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I'm actually working on
my first novel.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, well, that's actually
why I'm home.
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You know, just to hunker down
and bang out that story.
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But, uh, I need a few shekels.
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(LAUGHS)
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Shekels.
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- Hebrew for...
- Doug.
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...currency. Yeah. OK.
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- Wow. Good for you. That's so exciting.
- Thanks.
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What's it about?
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Oh. Uh, well, it's a horror novel.
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Um, it's about a guy who buys a boat,
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but the boat turns out
to be possessed.
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Like Christine.
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- I'm sorry?
- Christine by Stephen King.
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The guy buys a car
and it's possessed.
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- Um, but this is about a boat.
- So it's like Speed 2?
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Starring...?
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Sandra Bullock, yes, of course, and...
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- Keanu Reeves?
- Jason Patric.
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- I am the biggest Jason Patric fan.
- Jason Patric, heh.
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- Lost Boys. Kiefer.
- "They're not lost, they're vampires."
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(ALL CHUCKLING)
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- They got lost.
- All right. Let's roll.
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(BELL RINGS)
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Your classroom is actually right next
to mine. I can walk you if you want.
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Um, yeah. That would be great.
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You are so fucking ugly.
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If my butthole had a butthole,
that's what you'd look like.
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Yeah, you look like my butthole's ass.
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BOY 1:
You look like you got chicken pox.
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If chicken pox was made out
of haemorrhoids.
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Yeah, if chicken pox
was made out of my ass.
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And here we are.
Fourth grade, that's me, heh.
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And you're right up there. Good luck.
Holler if you need anything.
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Or you can ask Wade.
The athletic office is right down there.
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Yeah, what's with that guy?
He seems like a bit of a dick.
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Heh. He's my boyfriend.
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Sorry, I'm late.
I was helping a friend out.
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Eric, what is that?
You just put that right down now.
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Hey, did somebody order a sub?
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Tough crowd, heh.
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(BELL RINGS)
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My uncle's cancer
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took his stomach.
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But his divorce
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took his mind.
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Anyhoo...
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That was my weekend.
Let's begin class.
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Maybe we were created
by an all-knowing God
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who sent down his only son
to die for us,
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or maybe we were monkey people
who sat around
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crapping in each other's mouths
until one day we were like:
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"I don't like all this hair.
Just on my head and crotch, please."
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Who can say?
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I can't, because the State of Illinois
doesn't allow me to, Hank.
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I know I'm the substitute,
but I'm also a friend.
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It wasn't so long ago that
I was sitting exactly where you are.
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In fact,
don't tell those other teachers,
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but I want you to call me
by my first name.
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- "Cunt"?
- What?
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No. You can't say...
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OK, no. Uh, my name is Clint.
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You know what?
Just call me Mr Hadson.
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I'm not really a teacher.
I'm only substituting to pay the bills.
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I'm actually writing a horror novel.
Pretty cool, huh?
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Yeah, real cool, asshole.
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(CHILDREN CHUCKLING)
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- Excuse me? What's your name?
- Patriot.
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- He got held back.
- Shut up.
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Your name is Patriot?
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That's right.
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I was born on September 11th.
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God sent me on that day.
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That's why on my 18th birthday,
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I'm joining the Marines
just to kick some towel-head ass.
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Wow. A lotto unpack there.
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First off, could you keep
the language down, please?
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Otherwise, I'll send you outside.
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Yeah, while you were talking,
I just looked at like a hundred vaginas.
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- All right. Give me that.
- Why?
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You're not allowed to have it.
Your principal told me.
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How about I start crying
and suggest to my parents
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about how you touched me
inappropriately?
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Wait. You didn't happen to write
on a Prius this morning, did you?
236
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:52,497
OK. So I actually have the first
draught of my new novel with me.
237
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,959
Who would like to come up here
and read the first chapter?
238
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,252
And then you guys can
give me some notes.
239
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,329
- Great. What's your name?
- Ahem. Douche.
240
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,629
- Calvin.
- Calvin, come on down.
241
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,263
Go ahead.
242
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:17,730
"Chapter one. Trent always loved boats,
but when he spent his life savings
243
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:21,810
on the Anna Marie, he didn't know
he'd just charted a course to evil.
244
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,020
It was an easy money transaction..."
245
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,980
You'd be good in a horror novel.
246
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,065
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
247
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,662
He'! -
248
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,123
You listening to me?
249
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,248
(ALL SCREAMING)
250
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,753
(GROANING)
251
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,227
All right. Everyone calm down.
Stay here.
252
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:59,681
I'm gonna take Patriot to the nurse.
Come on. Come on.
253
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,440
Don't be a baby.
254
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,857
Come on, Patriot. Let me see.
Come on.
255
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:12,072
(NURSE) This is going to need stitches.
There's nothing I can do about it here.
256
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,371
- He's gonna have to go to the hospital.
- That's OK.
257
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,948
Patriot can handle it.
258
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,999
Right, Patriot? You're a Marine.
259
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,671
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
260
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,193
Beautiful, beautiful sh rooms.
261
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,105
(PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
262
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,994
So one of my students tried
to eat another one's face off.
263
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,543
How's your day going?
I'm really sorry about this morning.
264
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:05,542
- What happened?
- Uh, I called your boyfriend a dick.
265
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,716
I didn't know you guys were dating
and now I feel awkward.
266
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,044
No, in your classroom.
What happened?
267
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,131
Oh. This girl went ape-shit on this kid.
She was biting him.
268
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,592
- I sent him to the nurse.
- Did you send her to the principal?
269
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,020
You kidding? I wanted to give
her a high-five. That kid's a dick.
270
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,936
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
271
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,410
(BOY)
Hey '
272
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,580
You bit my friend's face.
273
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,166
(GIRL BREATHING HEAVILY)
274
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,752
What, are you sick or something?
275
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:54,803
Hey, you bitch.
276
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,005
(SCREAMS)
277
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,011
I just wanted to say to them, like,
278
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,014
"Guys, I'm a writer
who moved here from New York City.
279
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,721
"Like, I'm way cooler than
your regular teacher."
280
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:07,433
- This day could've been super fun.
- Kids are always rough on subs.
281
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:10,315
This is different from
what we were like growing up.
282
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,112
They're, like, not even kids.
283
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,987
(YELLS)
284
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,502
The fuck?
285
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,789
He can't be that funny.
286
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,762
(LAUGHING)
287
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,620
So single. Ooh-la-la.
288
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:48,951
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
289
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:51,002
Yeah, I'm such a catch.
290
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:55,383
You'll be beating off the women
in Fort Chicken.
291
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,585
Oh, yeah. Fort Chicken girls.
292
00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,295
Yeah, the hottest.
293
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:03,807
(GROWLING)
294
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:08,391
(WOMAN)
What is happening here, kids?
295
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,196
Goddamn“.
296
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,616
What is wrong with me?
297
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:33,296
Oh, no, you didn't.
298
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,669
(MAN OVER RADIO)
Vice Principal Simms?
299
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,631
Yeah, you're go for Simms.
300
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,212
I'm under some
301
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,514
medication for a medical condition
302
00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:47,514
so I may not be seeing things
correctly.
303
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:53,316
But I'm pretty sure I might be seeing
some of your students
304
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:57,395
possibly eating Mr Peterson.
305
00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:02,316
Again, it could be the medication.
306
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:12,498
OK. All right. Shaw's over.
307
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:17,878
Hey, I may be acting principal,
but you all are acting crazy.
308
00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:19,584
Hey, don't-- Don't--
309
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:20,884
(ALL LAUGHING)
310
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:22,962
I have bursitis.
I have bursitis in my elbow.
311
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,719
Who--? Who is your homeroom?
312
00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:28,426
(ALL SCREAMING AND GROWLING)
313
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,985
(SCREAMING)
314
00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:54,331
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
315
00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:56,208
Get-- Get out of there.
316
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:57,755
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
317
00:24:57,955 --> 00:25:00,708
- It's so good to see you.
- (CLINT) It's good to see you too.
318
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,259
Oh, look. Carnage.
319
00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:11,849
- Somebody call the police.
- Wait. Oh, hey, my button.
320
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,475
(ALARM BEEPING
AND BOTH SCREAM)
321
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:19,026
Come on, Johnson.
What the fuck is happening?
322
00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:27,276
What the fuck is happening?
323
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,748
Wait, there's Wade. Wade.
324
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,575
(CHILDREN CACKLING
AND GROWLING)
325
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,706
Oh, God.
326
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:42,791
All right, listen up.
327
00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,761
I'd back off if I was you.
328
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:49,340
I was an all-state football champion,
y'all are a bunch of kids.
329
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:54,350
Look, we've all wanted to do that
to Vice Principal Simms, OK?
330
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,271
I know I have.
331
00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:58,433
But a--
332
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,143
A line has been crossed.
333
00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:07,158
You can't eat the teachers, man.
334
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:11,487
Calm down right now.
335
00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:16,332
(YELLING AND GRUNTING)
336
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,549
Come on, Johnson.
337
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,423
Run, Johnson.
338
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,978
They attacked the vice principal.
339
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,022
(MAN OVER PHONE)
Ma 'am, you need to calm down.
340
00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:41,692
Then they started shes--
Hello? Hello?
341
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:46,651
(BOY GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
342
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:55,114
(TRACY)
The phones are dead.
343
00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:56,619
(THUDS AND ALL SCREAM)
344
00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:58,918
Those kids are fast.
345
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:02,292
I was twice voted running back
of the year,
346
00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:06,171
Cary County,
and should've went a third year,
347
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:08,802
but it was political--
348
00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:12,176
- What the fuck are you trying to say?
- Do not go out there. Those kids--
349
00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:13,678
(ALL SCREAMING)
350
00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:17,561
- Oh, God.
- Oh, no, no, no. It's Angela.
351
00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:20,310
Hi, Angela. It's me, Mr Lacey.
352
00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:26,854
Oh, there's Dave. Dave's coming.
353
00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:28,484
(SIREN CHIRPING)
354
00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:30,362
See, everything's gonna be fine.
355
00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:32,326
Shit, man. Five-0.
356
00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:42,328
Fuck it. I ain't going down.
357
00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:44,664
All right, kids. Settle down.
358
00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,795
You little guys need to tell me
what's going on.
359
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,876
(CHILDREN GROWLING)
360
00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:53,548
You all eat cherry pie for lunch
or something? What's going on?
361
00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:59,262
I'm here to help. Think of me
just like Batman. I'm a helper.
362
00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:01,772
(ALL SCREAMING)
363
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:09,775
What the fuck?!
364
00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:25,875
(SCREAMING)
365
00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:31,176
- Fuck this. I gotta do something.
- No. You can't go back out there.
366
00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:33,720
- No. Let me alone.
- Wade?
367
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:36,469
(ALL GASPING AND SCREAMING)
368
00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:39,635
Oh, my God.
369
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,311
Oh, God.
370
00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:45,941
What the fuck, freak?
371
00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:48,519
(GRUNTING AND SCREAMING)
372
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,980
- He's gonna bite your face.
- I can see that.
373
00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:54,738
He'll tear your goddamn face off.
You'll look like that chimp woman.
374
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,244
You're achieving nothing.
375
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:02,624
- Help me!
- Let me burn his face!
376
00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:12,259
Who is that lady?
377
00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:16,964
- Anybody have a key?
- Probably not.
378
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,810
- Let's go.
- Wait, wait, wait.
379
00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:25,310
- We can't just leave her there.
- (WADE) Come on.
380
00:29:27,808 --> 00:29:29,902
Move. Move.
381
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,275
Come on.
382
00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:35,650
Come on, we gotta get out of here.
Follow me. I do CrossFit.
383
00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:37,905
- No, don't do it.
- (MAN) You sons of bitches.
384
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:39,202
(ALL GASPING AND SCREAMING)
385
00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:41,371
Fuck.
386
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,498
- Go, go, go.
- (LUCY) Wade, what--?
387
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:48,917
In here.
388
00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:55,215
- Kill him! I hate it! Kill him!
- No. Wait. He's not like the others.
389
00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:58,639
And I'm not saying that because
you're the only black student.
390
00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:00,637
- Differences make life beautiful.
- What's going on?
391
00:30:00,841 --> 00:30:04,687
- Kill him!
- No, wait. Tracy's right.
392
00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:08,857
Calvin, are you OK? You don't have
a thirst for blood or anything?
393
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,276
Why would I?
I'm studying for my test.
394
00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:13,899
- Great. How's it going?
- OK, fuck the test.
395
00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:17,153
- We gotta seek out higher ground.
- OK. Come on, Calvin.
396
00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:19,200
You come with us.
397
00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:20,823
(ALL SCREAMING AND GROWLING)
398
00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:31,463
We're clear. In here, come on.
399
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,916
- Come on.
- Close the door. Close the door.
400
00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:35,467
- Close the door.
- Get it.
401
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:38,341
- Hey, hey. ls everyone OK?
- I think so. Yes.
402
00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:41,139
- Are you OK?
- Can we please take a moment--?
403
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,263
Get in here. Come on. Come on.
404
00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:45,265
She has blisters.
405
00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:49,731
We're safe. The door is locked.
They can't get through these windows.
406
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:51,524
The phone's out in here too.
407
00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:55,025
Can somebody explain to me
what is going on? What is going on?!
408
00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:56,571
I blame rap music.
409
00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:59,776
I hated my teachers in school.
But I never tried to kill them.
410
00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:02,202
- They got cooties.
- What?
411
00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:07,950
That's what they're always saying that
girl Shelly has. Cooties. She's dirty.
412
00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:11,587
- Calvin, that's not very nice.
- No, he's right.
413
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,004
In a-- In a way.
if you'll follow me, you'll see...
414
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,381
- You're not hurt, are you?
- (WADE) No, I'm good.
415
00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:21,885
...she has the raised blisters of a vi--
416
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,224
A virus.
417
00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:27,177
I'm OK. We're safe here, right?
418
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:30,390
Everybody feels OK?
And we're all safe.
419
00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:33,601
It's pretty interesting actually.
420
00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:37,771
I knew we'd work it all out, heh.
421
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,999
I would love to get inside your head.
422
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,622
Oh.
423
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:55,126
She's gone to commit murder
somewhere else.
424
00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,797
All right, ladies, here's the plan.
425
00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:02,504
We get down on that ledge,
jump to the ground,
426
00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:06,182
hightail it like linebackers
to our cars, boom.
427
00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:08,181
I thought you tried to outrun them.
428
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:11,855
- You said they were too fast for you.
- Yeah, but that was before
429
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,557
I had a weapon.
430
00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:17,102
A violin?
431
00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:21,232
Not just a violin.
It's an instrument of death.
432
00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:24,197
I propose we create
a symphony of death.
433
00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:27,575
Everyone grab an instrument.
Here. You take this.
434
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:31,124
- Oh, yeah, that'll be real effective.
- I'm offering leadership.
435
00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:34,999
What are you offering, besides
throwing hot pots of coffee at people,
436
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:39,299
or a stupid book no one wants to read
about a guy who wants to fuck a boat?
437
00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:41,843
It's not about a guy
who wants to fuck a boat.
438
00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:45,593
- It's about obsession and possession--
- He wants to fuck the boat.
439
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,720
- Listen--
- Listen, Stevie King--
440
00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:51,303
There's an invention called a cell phone
that your school confiscated.
441
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:54,185
We need to get to the office,
grab our phones
442
00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:57,268
and call someone who can help
quarantine these kids.
443
00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:59,945
We're in a lockdown
in case you haven't noticed.
444
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:03,945
We have been breached. There are
little cootie kids out in the hallway
445
00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:07,369
who will fucking rip your face off
with their little teeth.
446
00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:10,322
- (CLINT) Well, shit--
- Their big teeth haven't come in yet.
447
00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:12,407
(PHONES RINGING)
448
00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:14,539
(GRUNTING)
449
00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:18,839
You carry on
with your symphony of death.
450
00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:21,758
I'll sneak around the school
where there aren't kids.
451
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:25,212
Oh, you sneak around, huh?
Sneak around like a little hobbit.
452
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,923
I'm taking the fight to them
like a fucking orc.
453
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,225
That's the difference
between you and me.
454
00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:33,474
I don't wanna scurry.
I don't scurry like a common squirrel.
455
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:36,932
Both of you be quiet! The only way
we're gonna get anywhere
456
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:41,361
is if we turn our frowns upside down
and try to get along. OK?
457
00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:44,485
You know how I beat
the terrorists after 9/11?
458
00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:47,693
- With a positive attitude.
- It's true. She did.
459
00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:53,536
I don't think going back for our
cell phones is necessarily a great idea.
460
00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:57,586
Even though it's wonderful that you're
trying. We welcome all suggestions.
461
00:33:57,786 --> 00:34:00,335
- Wait, I just thought of something.
- What is it?
462
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:04,169
Um, it's just an idea for Keel Them All.
The hero's trapped on the boat
463
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:08,426
and my mum doesn't understand why
he wouldn't just call for help. I got it.
464
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,632
He left his phone on the dock.
465
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,968
What are you talking about?
466
00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,178
Oh, sorry. My book.
467
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,142
Are you fucking kidding me?
468
00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:20,901
- Unbelievable.
- Your book is called Keel Them All?
469
00:34:21,101 --> 00:34:24,605
OK, can we convene the book club
a little later on, please?
470
00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:29,990
Wade, I think maybe your idea is
maybe an unwise idea also.
471
00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:33,072
- Seriously, Lucy?
- I'm sorry.
472
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:35,331
So, what do you propose?
473
00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:38,536
That we wait here until 3.00.
474
00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:44,379
Um, OK, what happens at 3.00?
475
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,302
At 3.00 the parents will come
to pick up their kids.
476
00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:49,755
We get on the roof
and signal them for help.
477
00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:53,558
- I like that idea. It's a good one.
- Better than your fucking idea.
478
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:57,137
- Anything's better than your idea.
- Oh.
479
00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,477
Clint, are you OK? That sounds--
480
00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:01,854
Yeah, no. I'm fine. I'm fine.
481
00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:03,435
What happened to your arm?
482
00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:06,066
- Oh, it's nothing--
- Ah.
483
00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:09,241
- (WADE) Oh, shit.
- What? It's just a scratch.
484
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:11,569
- He's infected.
- It's nothing. I'm fine.
485
00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:14,700
(WADE) You got cooties, motherfucker.
Time for a quarantine.
486
00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:17,498
- No. I'm feeling fine.
- (WADE) You're coming with me.
487
00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:20,043
- Stop resisting. Don't resist.
- I feel fine.
488
00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:23,497
- Quarantine.
- (LUCY) Wade. Wade.
489
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,384
(CLINT)
Let me out, asshole.
490
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:30,629
(WADE)
Nobody else go in there.
491
00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:32,430
(VOMITS)
492
00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:37,098
I'm going in.
493
00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:39,521
Doug, don't-- I don't care-.
494
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:42,933
(CHILDREN SCREAMING
AND GROWLING)
495
00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:47,691
(CRIES)
496
00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:51,529
(SONG PLAYING OVER RADIO)
497
00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:57,113
(MAN OVER RAND) We have
some breaking news developing
498
00:35:57,322 --> 00:36:00,451
in the suburb of Fort Chicken
this morning...
499
00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:03,082
- (LUCY) What if he--?
- Excuse me. Listen up, please.
500
00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:05,163
Could everybody please listen up?
501
00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:12,258
Guys, don't make me ask again.
Quiet. Quiet, please.
502
00:36:14,214 --> 00:36:16,512
- Please, be quiet.
- None of us are talking.
503
00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,514
(DOUG)
Rebekka.
504
00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:20,061
Quiet, please.
505
00:36:21,721 --> 00:36:24,770
Thank you. It is my opinion
506
00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:27,602
- that Clint has been infected with...
- I knew it.
507
00:36:27,811 --> 00:36:30,610
- ...whatever those kids have out there.
- Oh, my God.
508
00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:33,317
(DOUG) It doesn't seem to be
affecting him the same way.
509
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:36,654
He's only exhibiting
mild stomach-flu symptoms.
510
00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:43,415
Nausea, cramps, a little diarrhoea,
vomiting, mild anal leakage.
511
00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:48,715
But it is my hypothesis
that we are safe from him for now.
512
00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:52,590
He will not attempt to murder us
or tear us limb from limb.
513
00:36:52,794 --> 00:36:55,297
- He just has the flu.
- Hold on a second.
514
00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,974
How do you...?
How do you know all this?
515
00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:01,102
(DOUG) Well, Rebekka,
I just examined his fluids
516
00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:05,478
with two of histories oldest
scientific instruments. My hands.
517
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:07,855
Doug-
518
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:11,108
- Heh, don't worry. I'm wearing gloves.
- (TRACY) Oh, no, you're not.
519
00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:13,235
- (DOUG) No.
- No, you're not.
520
00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:16,697
- (WADE) Damn it, Doug.
- (TRACY) Keep it together.
521
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,744
I see.
522
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,989
OK, OK, it doesn't matter.
523
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:23,370
Listen, the sub stays locked
in the closet.
524
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:27,125
He gets a clean bill of health at 3.00,
then we'll talk.
525
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,346
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
526
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:26,433
(WATCH BLEEPS)
527
00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,390
Go time.
528
00:38:29,265 --> 00:38:32,109
- Keep your distance, Grisham.
- (CLINT) There's vomit there.
529
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,654
- Sorry. Watch your step.
- (TRACY) Are you all right?
530
00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:36,777
- (LUCY) How you feeling? Come on.
- Um, better.
531
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:39,575
- OK. That's yours.
- Oh, thank you.
532
00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:41,449
(LUCY)
Wait. Oh, I know that car.
533
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:43,655
That's the PTA president,
Racer Dopkins' mum.
534
00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,786
She gets here early
to open the gates.
535
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,742
- Hey, hey, over here!
- Hey!
536
00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:49,248
- Hey!
- Hey!
537
00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:50,874
Hey!
538
00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:53,673
- Call for help!
- Use the phone!
539
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:58,929
This could fall apart.
I'm just thinking about the children.
540
00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:00,630
- Hey!
- (WADE) 911!
541
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:02,933
Those little bastards
are gonna kill her.
542
00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:05,305
- She's gonna be fine.
- Wait, there he is.
543
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,228
- (TRACY) No, no.
- Don't open the door.
544
00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:11,604
- She doesn't even see him.
- Don't let him in! Don't let him in!
545
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:16,071
Who's Mummy's angel?
Who's Mummy's angel?
546
00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:18,490
Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
547
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,408
- Get out of the car!
- No!
548
00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:23,532
- You tell Simms that $300 won't cut it.
- Mrs Dobkins!
549
00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:25,409
Mrs Dobkins, don't do it!
550
00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:27,536
God, Steve. Don't even give me that.
551
00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:29,868
I know what's going on
in the school 24/7.
552
00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,293
Come on, Racer. Let's go.
553
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:32,746
(CAR DOOR OPEN THEN CLOSES)
554
00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:34,046
You wanna go to soccer practise
or not, honey puckle?
555
00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:35,419
(BABY SCREAMING)
556
00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:39,378
I'm not gonna be the one holding the
book at the book ride again this year.
557
00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,463
No. You...
558
00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:46,476
Racer, what the hell are you doing
to your brother back there now?
559
00:39:46,676 --> 00:39:48,644
(SCREAMS)
560
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:55,728
- They go right for the face.
- (LUCY) I told you.
561
00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:58,779
We have to warn the others.
They'll be here any second.
562
00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:00,527
They'll massacre the other parents.
563
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:01,779
(SCREAMS)
564
00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:03,030
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
565
00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:04,615
- Oh, my God!
- Help me.
566
00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:07,038
- She's not one of them.
- How do you know?
567
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:09,991
Look at her face.
It's not covered in pox.
568
00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:12,915
- Help her.
- Oh, God. They're coming.
569
00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:14,541
They're coming.
570
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,418
They're coming.
571
00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:19,672
They're getting up on the roof.
They're in the tree.
572
00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:22,720
Move!
573
00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:25,260
- Come on!
- Go, go, go!
574
00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:27,638
- (WADE) Where do we go?
- (MAN) Go, go, go.
575
00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:29,640
To the auditorium.
576
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:32,723
(WADE)
Don't give up. Let's go.
577
00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:38,357
Move, move, move.
578
00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:42,319
(ALL SCREAMING AND YELLING)
579
00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:45,527
Help! Get it off me! Get it off!
580
00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:52,868
(WADE GRUNTING)
581
00:40:56,746 --> 00:40:57,793
(ALL GASPING)
582
00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:10,802
(PANTING)
583
00:41:31,364 --> 00:41:33,332
Wade, I--
584
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:46,797
(TAMMY) Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
585
00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:51,135
Tammy, why don't you and Calvin
come on over here with me?
586
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:54,437
- That guy always cheated off me.
- Calvin.
587
00:41:54,637 --> 00:41:57,311
I'll make sure
all the doors are secure.
588
00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:08,781
(REBEKKA)
Why--? Why is his blood black?
589
00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:11,659
I don't know.
590
00:42:12,405 --> 00:42:13,998
That's what I wanna find out.
591
00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:16,789
I think I'm gonna dissect him.
592
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:21,964
Hey, look at us. We're fine. We're fine.
593
00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:25,795
You know, we're still us, because--
You know why?
594
00:42:26,002 --> 00:42:29,723
Because none of us got bitten
or scratched.
595
00:42:30,339 --> 00:42:32,262
I did.
596
00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:35,641
Oh.
597
00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:42,314
It's fine. We'll go to the washroom
and wash it out with soap
598
00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:45,271
so it won't get infected, OK?
What do you say?
599
00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:55,661
Oh, God.
I can't believe you're doing this.
600
00:42:55,865 --> 00:42:59,290
I can't believe boys pee in those.
I mean, that's disgusting.
601
00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:00,791
That's disgusting?
602
00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:04,716
It's not disgusting to have boys
staring at each other's penises?
603
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:08,762
What's wrong with that?
OK, we got bigger things to worry about.
604
00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:10,713
Well, this is interesting.
605
00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:12,924
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, God.
606
00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:15,510
- (REBEKKA) Oh, God.
- I'm gonna extract the brain.
607
00:43:15,718 --> 00:43:18,642
- Oh, that's just rude.
- (REBEKKA) Damn it.
608
00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:23,647
(MAN OVER RADIO) The preliminary
reports have been confirmed.
609
00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:27,196
Children are for some reason
violently attacking their parents
610
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,398
in front of Fort Chicken Elementary.
611
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,780
We have reports of victims
around the city.
612
00:43:31,984 --> 00:43:34,112
Authorities have no idea
what is going on.
613
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,118
Stay inside, stay in your cars,
do not go out--
614
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:37,790
(MAN SCREAMING)
615
00:43:40,827 --> 00:43:44,422
(VOICE)
Dude, this is totally tripping me out.
616
00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:51,216
Are you on shrooms too?
617
00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:57,807
He'! -
618
00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:06,023
- Can I get you anything?
- I'd really rather be left alone, Lucy.
619
00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:10,323
Wade, can we please talk?
620
00:44:10,523 --> 00:44:12,400
I don't wanna talk.
621
00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,451
I know you don't, but I do.
622
00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:18,202
Why don't you talk
to your boyfriend about it?
623
00:44:19,198 --> 00:44:21,917
Clint and I went to school together.
624
00:44:22,118 --> 00:44:24,416
I haven't seen him in 15 years.
625
00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:25,997
I walked in this morning,
626
00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:29,505
the guy was fucking hitting on you
and you were eating it up.
627
00:44:29,709 --> 00:44:31,757
- Are you kidding me?
- No, I'm not.
628
00:44:31,961 --> 00:44:33,634
You can't even deny it. Deny it.
629
00:44:34,589 --> 00:44:36,967
Clint and I were just talking.
630
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:40,307
And I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
I didn't mean to.
631
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,481
- Oh.
- Look, I'm sorry.
632
00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:47,026
I know neither of us thought
this was how the day was gonna go
633
00:44:47,226 --> 00:44:49,729
- when we woke up this morning.
- No, we didn't.
634
00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:52,656
I thought today was gonna go
way different than this.
635
00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:56,361
You have no idea.
I bought you a ring yesterday, Lucy.
636
00:44:58,654 --> 00:45:04,332
Then I walk in and I see you laughing
and smiling at that little asshole.
637
00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:07,121
And you know what I thought?
638
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:12,711
I thought, "Wow,
she looks so pretty when she smiles.
639
00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:17,716
"How come she never smiles at me
like that?"
640
00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:23,263
I'll talk to you later, Lucy.
641
00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:30,190
And go fuck yourself.
642
00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:37,485
(DOOR CLOSES)
643
00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:39,661
Prognosis is not good.
644
00:45:42,198 --> 00:45:46,749
As you can see, most of the grey
and white matter has been--
645
00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:48,462
Rebekka, quiet please.
646
00:45:50,289 --> 00:45:53,589
Most of the grey and white matter
has been severely infected.
647
00:45:53,793 --> 00:45:57,093
It's showing the beginning stages
of necrosis and decomposition.
648
00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,845
All these black areas
are basically dead.
649
00:46:00,049 --> 00:46:03,474
I mean, they can run, jump, eat,
but they're not human anymore.
650
00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:07,399
- Not really.
- Once again, how do you know all this?
651
00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:12,024
I learned all about the brain when I had
a 6" spike lodged in my skull as a child.
652
00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:14,572
Which is the reason why,
you may have noticed,
653
00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:16,445
sometimes I use the wrong rowboat.
654
00:46:16,649 --> 00:46:19,448
- Word.
- Word.
655
00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:23,581
Now, bacteria can't cross
the blood brain barrier.
656
00:46:23,990 --> 00:46:27,585
So I'm thinking
this is more likely a virus.
657
00:46:28,828 --> 00:46:30,830
What kind of virus would do that?
658
00:46:31,455 --> 00:46:32,752
A pretty nasty one.
659
00:46:32,957 --> 00:46:35,551
Calvin said Shelly Lanker
was the first to bite.
660
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:37,048
- Right?
- Yeah.
661
00:46:37,253 --> 00:46:40,132
What about Clint and Tamra?
All it did was make them sick.
662
00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:42,137
I have a theory about this.
663
00:46:42,341 --> 00:46:44,514
Hold on a moment.
664
00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:48,685
- Tamra?
- (TAMRA) Yeah?
665
00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:51,358
- Have you achieved menses?
- (TAMRA) What?
666
00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:53,273
(LUCY)
No, he's--
667
00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:55,900
--asking you
if you've had your period yet.
668
00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:59,321
- (TAMRA) Um, I really don't wanna say.
- You wear a bra, right?
669
00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:02,369
- (TAMRA) Yeah.
- Thank you.
670
00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:06,036
I gave you an A in sex ed, Tamra.
671
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,868
Little disappointed
you don't know what menses are.
672
00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:10,544
Why is sex ed always taught
673
00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:13,373
- by the creepiest teacher?
- Clint, quiet please.
674
00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:16,130
It seems the virus is susceptible
to androgens.
675
00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:19,213
The ore-pubescent body
has testosterone and oestrogen,
676
00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:22,640
but at puberty the body's glands
create a feedback cycle
677
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,185
- that increases gonadotropins--
- What are you trying to say?
678
00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:29,639
Talk like a person. Please?
679
00:47:30,598 --> 00:47:35,024
The virus is only dangerous
if you haven't gone through puberty.
680
00:47:39,065 --> 00:47:40,487
(ALL SCREAM)
681
00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:48,166
- What's going on'? How'd they do that?
- (WADE) Everyone stay calm.
682
00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:51,370
Calvin. Oh, shit. Calvin.
683
00:47:51,577 --> 00:47:54,126
- (LUCY) Calvin.
- (CLINT) Over here, guys.
684
00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:56,082
(LUCY)
Calvin? Wake up. Wake up.
685
00:47:56,290 --> 00:47:57,792
- Calvin.
- Quit slapping me.
686
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,048
(LUCY)
He's diabetic. He needs to eat.
687
00:48:00,252 --> 00:48:02,346
We need to get him a candy bar
or a soda.
688
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:04,924
Wade, do you have any snack bars
or something?
689
00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:08,102
- I got creatine powder.
- He needs something with sugar.
690
00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:09,599
This body is a no-carb zone.
691
00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:10,851
(THUDDING)
692
00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:12,227
What was that?
693
00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:16,481
Probably one of the demented children
that's been trying to murder us all day.
694
00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:18,107
It's coming from over there.
695
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:23,075
- They're in the boiler room.
- They can't be.
696
00:48:23,275 --> 00:48:25,619
I've checked all these doors.
They're locked.
697
00:48:28,114 --> 00:48:29,832
(CRASHING)
698
00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:38,795
(REBEKKA)
Oh, my God. They have keys?
699
00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:40,876
You said they couldn't do stuff
like that.
700
00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:43,463
They're gonna get in.
We're all going to die.
701
00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:45,765
This can't be the end.
I'm not published.
702
00:48:45,965 --> 00:48:48,434
Wade, I thought about it
and I can't marry you.
703
00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:50,557
(ALL SCREAMING)
704
00:48:52,721 --> 00:48:55,099
- Jesus, it's the fucking janitor.
- Hitachi?
705
00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:57,935
- (REBEKKA) What are you doing here?
- The lights are out.
706
00:48:58,144 --> 00:49:00,192
(THUDS)
707
00:49:00,396 --> 00:49:01,693
- We gotta move.
- Go.
708
00:49:01,897 --> 00:49:03,570
(WADE)
Come on!
709
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:05,993
(ALL SCREAMING
AND GROWLING)
710
00:49:10,531 --> 00:49:11,953
Move it, move it.
711
00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:14,251
Watch your step.
712
00:49:15,244 --> 00:49:17,292
What the hell?
713
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:20,253
- You live down here?
- (HITACHI) Yes.
714
00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:23,010
- Where are we?
- Oh, my God.
715
00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:27,590
We have a kid who needs help.
He's diabetic. Do you have any food?
716
00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:31,970
(SPEAKS IN JAPANESE)
717
00:49:32,178 --> 00:49:33,805
Seaweed.
718
00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:36,516
I'm afraid that won't work. No.
719
00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:39,477
The microwave.
720
00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:42,905
(MAN OVER RADIO) This is
the emergency broadcast system
721
00:49:43,105 --> 00:49:45,699
for the township of Fort Chicken,
Illinois.
722
00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:47,402
Effective immediately,
723
00:49:47,610 --> 00:49:51,080
the mayor of Fort Chicken has
announced mandatory evacuations
724
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,533
of neighbourhoods
east of Winslow Avenue.
725
00:49:53,741 --> 00:49:58,042
Authorities are reporting the spread
of a highly contagious virus.
726
00:49:58,245 --> 00:49:59,622
Reports say--
727
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,082
(STATIC)
728
00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,134
We're alone.
729
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:07,926
We're all gonna die, aren't we?
730
00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:30,738
No. No, we're not. There's a snack
machine in the teacher's lounge, right?
731
00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:33,414
- Yeah.
- How many people can fit in your truck?
732
00:50:33,614 --> 00:50:38,745
Told you, it's a dual real wheel.
Dual real-- It's a dual real whe--
733
00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:40,921
- Probably eight.
- Where are the keys?
734
00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:42,873
- With my jacket.
- (CLINT) Which is where?
735
00:50:43,082 --> 00:50:47,132
Back in the teachers' lounge
which is impossible to get to.
736
00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:56,599
Where does that lead?
737
00:50:57,972 --> 00:50:59,565
Conditioning of air.
738
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:02,609
So this duct takes us
to the teacher's lounge?
739
00:51:02,810 --> 00:51:04,528
We take the duct to the lounge.
740
00:51:04,728 --> 00:51:07,982
We get something from the vending
machine and grab Wade's keys.
741
00:51:08,190 --> 00:51:11,820
We get back here, fix Calvin up
and take the duct to the parking lot.
742
00:51:12,027 --> 00:51:14,826
If we're near the office
we should grab our phones too.
743
00:51:15,030 --> 00:51:19,160
But who's going up into that thing?
Who's teensy, weensy enough to fit--?
744
00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:24,958
Me? No, no, no.
745
00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:27,964
No, I-- No, I definitely don't
do brave stuff.
746
00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:30,717
I've never even been camping.
I have a blog.
747
00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:35,677
I get excited about Apple products.
That's what I'm comfortable with.
748
00:51:38,971 --> 00:51:40,473
(WADE)
Here we go.
749
00:51:47,146 --> 00:51:51,572
By letting you guard this,
I'm trusting you with my entire life.
750
00:51:55,321 --> 00:52:00,828
Circle, circle, dot, dot,
now you have a cootie shot.
751
00:52:03,203 --> 00:52:06,673
- It'll protect you.
- Thanks, Tamra.
752
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:28,403
(PANTING)
753
00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:37,572
(DOUG OVER RADIO) Remember,
Clint. If you fail, we're all gonna die.
754
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:41,913
(CLINT OVER RADIO)
I appreciate the update.
755
00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:48,041
- You're doing great. Just trust yourself.
- Yeah, and your cock is girthy too.
756
00:52:48,248 --> 00:52:49,875
- (CLINT) Fuck off, Wade.
- You fuck off.
757
00:52:50,084 --> 00:52:51,677
Both of you out it out.
758
00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:54,926
You know who you sound like?
You sound like your students.
759
00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:57,974
(CLINT) I don't have students.
I'm not a teacher. I'm a writer.
760
00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:01,019
Yeah, self-published, writer.
I'm self-published too.
761
00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:03,097
Doug, you wanna buy my book?
762
00:53:05,057 --> 00:53:06,650
(DOUG)
There are no words on this.
763
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:10,354
- You know what? I'm going to--
- Lucy, what are you doing?
764
00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:14,821
- No. No, you are not--
- You can't do anything to stop me!
765
00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:18,529
If I wanna go in the fucking
air-conditioning duct, I'll go.
766
00:53:18,737 --> 00:53:21,911
I'm just gonna die anyway
just like the rest of you assholes.
767
00:53:22,116 --> 00:53:24,585
So maybe I'm gonna try
and do something brave.
768
00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:30,007
A final pointless gesture of kindness
in this cruel shitty world
769
00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:35,429
that likes taking gestures of kindness
and shitting and peeing on them.
770
00:53:35,629 --> 00:53:39,008
You know what else? Since you're
all gonna be dead soon anyway,
771
00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:40,559
I should tell you
772
00:53:41,385 --> 00:53:44,229
I hate every single one of you.
773
00:53:57,860 --> 00:53:59,282
(CLINT SCREAMS)
774
00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:03,582
It's me. It's me! I'm coming with you
whether you like it or not, so shut up.
775
00:54:03,782 --> 00:54:05,125
OK.
776
00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:07,957
This makes me so nervous.
777
00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:11,966
He paces like this late at night
when he's on the phone too.
778
00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:13,668
It's just ridiculous.
779
00:54:13,876 --> 00:54:15,298
How do you know that?
780
00:54:17,212 --> 00:54:19,465
You'd better not let anything
happen to her.
781
00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:23,519
That's funny. I was thinking of letting
really bad things happen to her.
782
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,313
I will squeeze up in there
and slap your dick off.
783
00:54:28,974 --> 00:54:32,569
- Thanks for coming to help me.
- No problem.
784
00:54:51,038 --> 00:54:52,164
(THUDS)
785
00:56:08,824 --> 00:56:10,326
(BOTH PANTING)
786
00:56:11,827 --> 00:56:13,921
I think this is it.
787
00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:20,510
(LUCY SCREAMS)
788
00:56:20,711 --> 00:56:22,088
(CLATTERING)
789
00:56:31,138 --> 00:56:32,685
Careful.
790
00:56:46,111 --> 00:56:50,366
- Oh. Um, do you have a dollar?
- Yeah.
791
00:56:56,788 --> 00:56:58,381
There's Wade's keys.
792
00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:03,178
I'm gonna go check and see
if there's a phone.
793
00:57:03,378 --> 00:57:05,631
- No, wait for me.
- No, we don't have time.
794
00:57:05,839 --> 00:57:08,183
You get the candy bar.
I'm gonna get a phone.
795
00:57:08,383 --> 00:57:09,885
(CLINT)
OK, be careful.
796
00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:15,808
Come on.
797
00:57:20,062 --> 00:57:22,110
Come on.
798
00:58:07,401 --> 00:58:09,074
Shit.
799
00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:30,007
(GROWLING)
800
00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:40,358
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
801
00:58:45,439 --> 00:58:48,693
- (LUCY) Clint, get in! Get in!
- I'm working on it. Come on.
802
00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:50,698
Hurry UP!
803
00:59:00,287 --> 00:59:02,540
(CLINT AND LUCY GRUNTING)
804
00:59:07,085 --> 00:59:10,089
We're not gonna make it.
Go left.
805
00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:12,349
Guys, head's up.
806
00:59:14,843 --> 00:59:16,220
They did n.
807
00:59:16,428 --> 00:59:18,556
Hey, look what we got for you.
808
00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:29,574
(LUCY)
Put it back, put it back.
809
00:59:31,985 --> 00:59:33,532
(CLINT)
The desk! The desk!
810
00:59:34,613 --> 00:59:37,366
I don't know how much longer
I can hold this.
811
00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:48,175
(SCREAMS)
812
00:59:48,376 --> 00:59:49,673
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
813
00:59:49,878 --> 00:59:52,631
- Miss Stanford.
- Jesus.
814
00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:54,056
(BOTH GASPING AND PANTING)
815
00:59:54,257 --> 00:59:56,055
After the fifth half-eaten corpse
you see,
816
00:59:56,259 --> 00:59:59,684
it's still horrifying,
but somehow slightly less horrifying.
817
01:00:04,267 --> 01:00:05,610
Shit.
818
01:00:07,395 --> 01:00:10,444
Look out. They're in the vents.
They're heading your way.
819
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:14,828
- I'll get the locks.
- OK.
820
01:00:15,028 --> 01:00:17,122
- More stuff. Come on.
- Here.
821
01:00:17,322 --> 01:00:18,995
- (REBEKKA) Here.
- Let's go. Come on.
822
01:00:19,783 --> 01:00:22,002
- Keep it coming.
- (REBEKKA) Here.
823
01:00:24,579 --> 01:00:26,627
Straps.
824
01:00:33,421 --> 01:00:34,889
Come on.
825
01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:36,592
(WADE)
Got it.
826
01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:44,607
Why do they pound?
What does the pounding accomplish?
827
01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:46,902
(CLINT OVER RADIO)
Are you guys OK?
828
01:00:47,102 --> 01:00:49,446
Yeah, we're all good.
Thanks for the heads-up.
829
01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:52,490
We're not all good.
We are trapped in here.
830
01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:54,864
Oh, God, those kids
are gonna come in here.
831
01:00:55,068 --> 01:00:57,446
- They're gonna rip us to shreds.
- We get it.
832
01:00:57,654 --> 01:01:00,749
You've got to calm down right now.
833
01:01:01,783 --> 01:01:03,956
- I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Calm.
834
01:01:04,452 --> 01:01:05,544
I'm fine.
835
01:01:05,745 --> 01:01:06,792
(SIGHS)
836
01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:10,126
- I'm calm.
- OK. Thank you.
837
01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:12,544
Calm down.
838
01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:14,466
I'm calm!
839
01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:16,719
I already said I was calm!
840
01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:22,596
This is like the worst Monday ever.
841
01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:33,065
(SOBBING)
842
01:01:51,082 --> 01:01:53,926
This probably isn't
the greatest timing,
843
01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:56,721
but I have a confession to make.
844
01:01:57,839 --> 01:02:02,470
When I saw you this morning,
I was only pretending to be surprised.
845
01:02:02,677 --> 01:02:04,679
I knew you taught here.
846
01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:09,693
Really?
847
01:02:11,269 --> 01:02:16,241
Yeah, I've been pretty depressed lately
and I just wanted to see you.
848
01:02:17,484 --> 01:02:20,988
It's stupid. We haven't had
a conversation in like 15 years.
849
01:02:21,196 --> 01:02:24,416
I guess I kind of missed you somehow.
850
01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:29,918
- Sorry, that's so creepy.
- No, it's not creepy.
851
01:02:30,121 --> 01:02:31,748
I'm just surprised.
852
01:02:31,957 --> 01:02:36,463
I heard you were in New York
following your dream being a writer.
853
01:02:39,798 --> 01:02:43,473
I have another confession to make.
854
01:02:44,219 --> 01:02:48,224
Remember when I said
I wasn't a teacher?
855
01:02:49,140 --> 01:02:50,892
That was a lie too.
856
01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:52,478
That's what I was doing in New York.
857
01:02:52,686 --> 01:02:53,903
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
858
01:02:55,313 --> 01:02:56,860
Really?
859
01:02:57,607 --> 01:03:03,239
Yeah. Yeah, I've been teaching
first grade for two years.
860
01:03:06,283 --> 01:03:11,130
I mean, I thought I would have free time
to write, um, on my free time,
861
01:03:11,329 --> 01:03:14,299
but as it turns out
there is no free time.
862
01:03:14,499 --> 01:03:16,843
Teaching is the hardest job
in the world.
863
01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:18,837
And I would...
864
01:03:19,754 --> 01:03:21,722
...look out at the kids in my class
865
01:03:21,923 --> 01:03:25,473
and I found myself
getting jealous of them.
866
01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:29,814
They have the whole world
ahead of them.
867
01:03:30,015 --> 01:03:31,642
Their whole lives ahead of them.
868
01:03:31,850 --> 01:03:35,354
They have all these opportunities
that have already passed me by.
869
01:03:38,523 --> 01:03:39,945
What?
870
01:03:41,276 --> 01:03:45,247
Nothing. I was gonna tell you, you were
wrong, but you sort of have a point.
871
01:03:45,447 --> 01:03:48,621
Oh, that's super comforting. Thanks.
872
01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:51,203
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
873
01:04:02,130 --> 01:04:03,302
(BOTH MOANING)
874
01:04:05,842 --> 01:04:07,094
Oh.
875
01:04:10,930 --> 01:04:13,809
- I probably shouldn't have done that.
- I know. I know.
876
01:04:14,017 --> 01:04:16,315
I can't just barge into your life
like that.
877
01:04:16,519 --> 01:04:18,362
Even if I do kind of
hate your boyfriend.
878
01:04:18,563 --> 01:04:19,780
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
879
01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:23,031
Just need a bottle of wine.
880
01:04:23,234 --> 01:04:26,238
Right? One of those backpacks
must have some beer in it.
881
01:04:26,446 --> 01:04:29,416
Definitely Ritalin.
Probably Adderall too.
882
01:04:33,036 --> 01:04:34,754
Wait.
883
01:04:36,039 --> 01:04:37,541
(POUNDING)
884
01:04:38,917 --> 01:04:40,840
There's still so much I haven't done.
885
01:04:41,044 --> 01:04:46,847
Like... Like I've also wanted
to fire an Uzi. I don't know.
886
01:04:48,009 --> 01:04:50,103
I wanted a bunny.
887
01:04:50,303 --> 01:04:53,773
I always wanted a bunny growing up
and never got one.
888
01:04:53,973 --> 01:04:55,975
You know what I want?
889
01:04:57,310 --> 01:05:00,439
I wanna know why my brother-in-law
makes ten times what I do.
890
01:05:00,647 --> 01:05:02,775
You know what he does for a living?
891
01:05:02,982 --> 01:05:06,111
He makes giant foam fingers
for football games.
892
01:05:06,945 --> 01:05:10,074
You tell people you're a teacher
and they look at you like
893
01:05:10,281 --> 01:05:12,500
you must've wanted
to do something else.
894
01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:16,671
It's like, "Fuck you, man.
I'm raising your kids."
895
01:05:17,122 --> 01:05:18,795
I love my job.
896
01:05:19,290 --> 01:05:21,918
- And teachers deserve respect.
- Yeah.
897
01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:26,928
I'm sorry that it took me until today
to realise this,
898
01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:31,353
but I really actually like you guys.
899
01:05:31,553 --> 01:05:33,897
(CHUCKLES)
900
01:05:36,474 --> 01:05:39,978
I always wanted to have sex
with a prostitute who was non-white.
901
01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:44,778
Is anybody there?
902
01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:47,076
Wade?
903
01:05:47,444 --> 01:05:50,789
- (WADE OVER RADIO) Hey. You OK?
- Yeah.
904
01:05:51,698 --> 01:05:54,542
(WADE)
Hey. Listen, Lucy, about today--
905
01:05:54,742 --> 01:05:56,870
Wade, we can talk about this
another time.
906
01:05:57,078 --> 01:06:00,503
- Let's not talk about this now.
- No, I wanna talk about it.
907
01:06:00,707 --> 01:06:05,304
Lucy, I love you and I'm so sorry
that I was an asshole today.
908
01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:08,757
Clint's not listening, is he?
909
01:06:10,842 --> 01:06:12,719
- No, it's just me.
- Good.
910
01:06:12,927 --> 01:06:16,852
Because.“ Look, I know you're
not crazy about your hometown.
911
01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:19,730
And this is not what you pictured
growing up
912
01:06:19,934 --> 01:06:21,982
that you'd be dating
some PE teacher.
913
01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:26,738
I guess I just got jealous that
some fancy-pants New York writer
914
01:06:26,941 --> 01:06:29,410
- was gonna swoop in...
- No, wait.
915
01:06:29,611 --> 01:06:31,739
I know you've always wanted
to live there.
916
01:06:31,946 --> 01:06:34,995
- I don't know that that's something--
- Wade, it's Clint.
917
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:38,704
- Damn it, put Lucy back on.
- I'm not a fancy writer from New York.
918
01:06:38,912 --> 01:06:41,711
I'm a bad writer from Fort Chicken.
I live with my mum.
919
01:06:41,915 --> 01:06:43,667
I sleep in a bed I used to pee in.
920
01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:45,843
You're a handsome guy
who Lucy likes,
921
01:06:46,044 --> 01:06:49,548
and if you guys are meant
to be together I'm all for it.
922
01:06:49,756 --> 01:06:51,804
I'm sorry I got in the way.
923
01:06:57,597 --> 01:06:59,520
You really think I'm a handsome guy?
924
01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:03,857
Listen. Thanks, Clint.
925
01:07:04,062 --> 01:07:05,405
Just...
926
01:07:06,439 --> 01:07:09,238
Can you put Lucy back on, please?
927
01:07:11,528 --> 01:07:13,530
(LUCY OVER RADIO)
Wade, I love you, but I--
928
01:07:13,738 --> 01:07:15,490
- (CLINT) Wade, it's me again.
- Goddamnit!
929
01:07:15,698 --> 01:07:17,200
I have an idea. Listen up.
930
01:07:22,330 --> 01:07:23,798
(CHILDREN GROWLING)
931
01:07:24,874 --> 01:07:27,127
Oh, dear lord.
932
01:07:27,335 --> 01:07:29,258
(LUCY)
ls the coast clear?
933
01:07:30,296 --> 01:07:32,970
If by clear you mean
full of terrifying imagery
934
01:07:33,174 --> 01:07:35,927
that will take me years of therapy
to unsee.
935
01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:37,478
He'! -
936
01:07:37,679 --> 01:07:39,647
Hey, sweetie.
937
01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:43,731
OK, go for it.
938
01:07:44,686 --> 01:07:48,907
Look, drugs. You hungry for drugs?
Want some Ritalin? Some Adderall?
939
01:07:52,235 --> 01:07:54,533
Do you remember how
in that movie Commando,
940
01:07:54,737 --> 01:08:00,039
and every other eighties action film
there was that suiting-up montage?
941
01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:02,666
- Well, this is that scene.
- Yeah.
942
01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:07,216
Now, they've got us outnumbered,
outgunned and out--
943
01:08:07,875 --> 01:08:11,755
--numbered, but there's one thing
we have that they don't.
944
01:08:11,963 --> 01:08:14,136
The drive to win.
945
01:08:15,258 --> 01:08:17,431
They seem very driven to me.
946
01:08:17,635 --> 01:08:20,479
(WADE)
We need to turn this room inside out.
947
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:23,650
Look under every shelf,
inside every box,
948
01:08:24,142 --> 01:08:26,941
gather anything you
or someone else could use.
949
01:08:27,145 --> 01:08:31,195
We've got to collect everything.
We've gotta have bats and tools
950
01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:33,026
and ropes and pointy things.
951
01:08:33,234 --> 01:08:37,114
Anything that has a spike on it,
anything that's serrated.
952
01:08:37,322 --> 01:08:40,826
We're not playing defence anymore.
Darn fourth graders.
953
01:08:41,034 --> 01:08:43,128
You can forget about them.
They're gone.
954
01:08:43,328 --> 01:08:46,548
Forget who you think
you're fighting. We're going to war.
955
01:08:46,748 --> 01:08:49,251
I used to be a champion.
956
01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:53,214
I'm a little fatter now,
I'm a little balder too,
957
01:08:53,421 --> 01:08:55,674
but I've still got that spirit.
958
01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:59,011
And they are not taking
that away from me.
959
01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:00,595
Even
960
01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:05,267
I've played dodgeball a million times
with these little shits.
961
01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:08,354
Go for the face. It's their weak spot.
962
01:09:10,897 --> 01:09:14,276
(CLINT) Huh. I guess they really can
overdose on that stuff.
963
01:09:15,610 --> 01:09:17,783
(CUNT OVER RAND'; OK,
looks like the Adderall did the job.
964
01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:19,910
They should be knocked out
for a while.
965
01:09:20,114 --> 01:09:22,333
When we say go,
rendezvous in the main hall,
966
01:09:22,533 --> 01:09:27,334
head straight for the back door, then
haul ass to Wade's truck. Ready?
967
01:09:27,538 --> 01:09:29,791
We are good to go. We can do this.
968
01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:34,721
Between us we've got
18 regional-championship trophies,
969
01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:39,051
three MVPs,
and one state-championship ring.
970
01:09:39,258 --> 01:09:40,885
(LUCY OVER RADIO)
Wade, those are all your awards.
971
01:09:41,094 --> 01:09:43,222
Exactly, and I'm a part of this team.
972
01:09:43,429 --> 01:09:46,057
That makes us all champions.
973
01:09:46,265 --> 01:09:47,812
Now, are we ready?
974
01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:49,314
- Ready.
- Ready.
975
01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:51,237
- I'm gay.
- I fucking knew it.
976
01:09:51,437 --> 01:09:53,110
Hitachi, you ready?
977
01:09:55,108 --> 01:09:56,860
Yes, Hitachi ready to die.
978
01:09:57,068 --> 01:10:00,948
My father told me story once.
Story of frog and caterpillar.
979
01:10:01,155 --> 01:10:06,207
Story goes, it was winter and frog
is sitting on snow-covered branch.
980
01:10:06,411 --> 01:10:08,539
The frog saw the caterpillar
and asked--
981
01:10:08,746 --> 01:10:11,795
OK, this story is taking way too long.
Let's play some dodgeball.
982
01:10:11,999 --> 01:10:13,672
(ALL YELLING)
983
01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:23,060
Hey, guys.
984
01:10:44,407 --> 01:10:45,659
(CHILDREN GROWLING)
985
01:10:45,867 --> 01:10:48,666
OK, I got this.
986
01:10:51,456 --> 01:10:53,208
Come on.
987
01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:07,101
(CHILDREN SCREAMING
AND GROWLING)
988
01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:39,762
(WADE)
Fuck, yeah. Let's go.
989
01:11:40,755 --> 01:11:42,928
Go, go. Move it.
990
01:11:43,132 --> 01:11:45,226
- Let's go.
- (TRACY) OK. Go, go, go.
991
01:11:48,262 --> 01:11:50,640
(WADE)
Damn it, I'm out of balls.
992
01:11:57,897 --> 01:12:00,241
Oh, shit.
993
01:12:00,441 --> 01:12:01,943
(SCREAMING AND GROWLING)
994
01:12:08,115 --> 01:12:10,538
(GRUNTING)
995
01:12:21,254 --> 01:12:22,506
Fuck.
996
01:12:26,884 --> 01:12:28,511
Rock 'n' roll!
997
01:12:34,475 --> 01:12:36,148
(ALL GRUNTING)
998
01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:42,783
Get back.
999
01:12:43,734 --> 01:12:46,157
- Lucy? Where's Lucy?
- I don't know.
1000
01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:56,547
Come on. Come on.
1001
01:13:14,599 --> 01:13:16,772
You motherfuckers!
1002
01:13:27,445 --> 01:13:29,743
- Thanks.
- Take me to Subway some time.
1003
01:13:30,823 --> 01:13:32,416
- Lucy.
- OK. OK.
1004
01:13:32,617 --> 01:13:34,870
Get behind me. Get back.
1005
01:13:36,037 --> 01:13:37,584
Get back. Get back.
1006
01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:42,385
(WADE)
Give me the keys.
1007
01:13:46,839 --> 01:13:49,888
- Get those kids to the truck.
- Go, go, go.
1008
01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:53,475
Get off him!
1009
01:13:54,805 --> 01:13:56,773
(LUCY)
Come on, let's go.
1010
01:14:00,645 --> 01:14:02,147
(REBEKKA)
He's behind us.
1011
01:14:05,483 --> 01:14:07,406
Get in. Get in.
1012
01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:13,408
Hey, Danielle Steel.
1013
01:14:17,703 --> 01:14:19,046
Take care of her.
1014
01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:22,167
No!
1015
01:14:24,418 --> 01:14:26,386
- No, no, no, Lucy. No.
- No. Wade.
1016
01:14:29,298 --> 01:14:31,096
(YELLING AND GRUNTING)
1017
01:14:36,180 --> 01:14:39,684
- No, no, no. Hang on, Lucy. Lucy, no.
- Wade! No! No!
1018
01:14:46,065 --> 01:14:47,408
No!
1019
01:14:53,030 --> 01:14:54,657
(WADE SCREAMS)
1020
01:14:55,074 --> 01:14:57,418
No, we gotta go. We gotta go. Go.
1021
01:14:57,618 --> 01:14:59,916
- Get in.
- Oh, my God.
1022
01:15:00,121 --> 01:15:01,498
Oh, God.
1023
01:15:02,164 --> 01:15:03,882
(LUCY)
Wade?
1024
01:15:06,168 --> 01:15:07,260
(WADE SCREAMS)
1025
01:15:07,461 --> 01:15:09,304
No!
1026
01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:30,364
Lucy, I'm sorry.
1027
01:15:38,951 --> 01:15:40,749
What about these kids' parents?
1028
01:15:46,751 --> 01:15:48,253
What about our parents?
1029
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:02,937
Shit.
1030
01:16:03,142 --> 01:16:04,815
- (LUCY) What?
- What?
1031
01:16:05,311 --> 01:16:06,608
We're almost empty.
1032
01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:08,234
(ALL SCREAMING)
1033
01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:13,615
Everybody hold on!
1034
01:16:22,369 --> 01:16:24,042
(ALL GASPING)
1035
01:16:24,246 --> 01:16:26,874
(DOUG) Must have been in the back
the whole time.
1036
01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:28,509
- (LUCY) Are you OK?
- (REBEKKA) Yes.
1037
01:16:30,461 --> 01:16:33,135
Oh, my God. What is he doing?
1038
01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:37,468
Ram him!
1039
01:16:42,807 --> 01:16:44,730
Eat a cock.
1040
01:16:56,112 --> 01:16:57,580
Well, that ought to do it.
1041
01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:11,465
(CLINT)
Guys, up ahead. It's Danville.
1042
01:17:11,669 --> 01:17:14,548
(TRACY)
At least it's not Fort Chicken.
1043
01:17:28,853 --> 01:17:30,526
(LUCY)
Oh, no.
1044
01:17:35,693 --> 01:17:37,445
(CLINT)
Jesus.
1045
01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:40,498
(LUCY)
They got out.
1046
01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:43,375
(REBEKKA)
Well, I'd feel worse
1047
01:17:43,576 --> 01:17:47,422
if all these dead people
weren't from fucking Danville.
1048
01:17:53,544 --> 01:17:57,799
Well, now we're really out of gas.
1049
01:18:04,763 --> 01:18:06,106
Everybody stay close.
1050
01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:20,325
- Wait. Where's Doug?
- There he is.
1051
01:18:21,363 --> 01:18:25,368
- Doug, come on.
- (DOUG) No, you come here.
1052
01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:34,088
They're everywhere.
1053
01:18:40,507 --> 01:18:42,100
That's Indiana.
1054
01:18:42,635 --> 01:18:44,933
That's Ohio.
1055
01:18:45,137 --> 01:18:46,855
It's an epidemic.
1056
01:18:47,056 --> 01:18:49,024
Actually the correct term
is pandemic.
1057
01:18:49,225 --> 01:18:51,694
A pandemic covers
a much wider geographical--
1058
01:18:51,894 --> 01:18:53,817
That's the Fort Chicken factory.
1059
01:18:57,316 --> 01:19:00,991
Is there anything from that factory
served in the school cafeteria?
1060
01:19:01,195 --> 01:19:02,572
(IN UNISON)
Chicken nuggets.
1061
01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:04,578
(DOUG)
Of course. A food-borne virus.
1062
01:19:04,782 --> 01:19:08,912
If I could get homing endonucleases,
each one targeting a different specific--
1063
01:19:09,119 --> 01:19:11,417
You're doing it again.
You're doing it again.
1064
01:19:11,622 --> 01:19:13,545
(DOUG)
Rebekka, quiet please.
1065
01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:16,127
(REBEKKA) OK, see, that time
I was actually talking.
1066
01:19:16,335 --> 01:19:20,010
(DOUG) If we could isolate the virus
and kill it while preserving the capsid--
1067
01:19:20,214 --> 01:19:23,809
- (REBEKKA) Please dumb it down.
- If I could find one of the nuggets,
1068
01:19:24,009 --> 01:19:26,432
maybe I could make a vaccine
for the virus.
1069
01:19:26,637 --> 01:19:28,856
(ALL GASPING AND SCREAMING)
1070
01:19:31,475 --> 01:19:32,647
(SCREAMING AND GROWLING)
1071
01:19:35,437 --> 01:19:37,565
(CLINT)
Everybody look for an open door.
1072
01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:43,199
- Guys, hurry up. Get in here.
- Go, go, go.
1073
01:19:50,661 --> 01:19:52,663
(CLINT)
Everyone OK?
1074
01:19:53,956 --> 01:19:55,833
(LUCY)
OK, we're here. We made it.
1075
01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:58,214
(REBEKKA)
Oh, I fucking hate Danville so much.
1076
01:19:58,419 --> 01:19:59,921
(CLINT)
Everyone stick together.
1077
01:20:03,632 --> 01:20:07,011
(REBEKKA)
I can't-- I can't see anything.
1078
01:20:07,886 --> 01:20:09,388
(TRACY)
Someone find a li--
1079
01:20:09,596 --> 01:20:11,098
(ALL SCREAM
AND DOUG CHUCKLES)
1080
01:20:11,974 --> 01:20:13,271
- It's me.
- Jesus.
1081
01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:15,944
These things are great.
1082
01:20:16,353 --> 01:20:18,526
Let's go this way.
1083
01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:24,824
(LUCY) Oh, my God.
Those are the nuggets.
1084
01:20:27,031 --> 01:20:28,783
(DOUG)
You'll come in handy, little one.
1085
01:20:30,617 --> 01:20:35,248
Nugget out of here.
Nugget out-- Nugget out of here.
1086
01:20:36,915 --> 01:20:39,464
OK. Come on.
1087
01:21:01,899 --> 01:21:03,321
Come on.
1088
01:21:10,032 --> 01:21:11,875
Where are we?
1089
01:21:15,412 --> 01:21:17,255
(GIRL LAUGHING)
1090
01:21:21,001 --> 01:21:22,173
(CHILDREN SCREAMING
AND GROWLING)
1091
01:21:35,432 --> 01:21:37,309
- I hate to say it, guys.
- (DOUG) Oh, shit.
1092
01:21:37,518 --> 01:21:38,861
Oh, shit.
1093
01:21:41,855 --> 01:21:42,856
(LAUGHING)
1094
01:21:49,613 --> 01:21:50,739
(ALL GASPING)
1095
01:21:54,701 --> 01:21:55,873
(ENGINE REVVING)
1096
01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:07,886
Somebody order a bad-ass?
1097
01:22:08,090 --> 01:22:10,058
Wade!
1098
01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:13,554
Now, Hitachi.
1099
01:22:13,762 --> 01:22:16,356
Now the time for the frog
to fuck the caterpillar?
1100
01:22:16,557 --> 01:22:17,809
Whatever, Hitachi.
1101
01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:24,573
- (CLINT) They're coming.
- Let's go!
1102
01:22:24,773 --> 01:22:28,243
Get in the van!
Let's go. Move, move, move!
1103
01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:30,620
I thought you were dead.
1104
01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:33,540
It was just half time, baby.
1105
01:22:34,032 --> 01:22:37,582
Go to the van! Run! Run! Run!
1106
01:22:38,245 --> 01:22:39,337
(SCREAMING AND GRUNTING)
1107
01:22:58,932 --> 01:23:01,651
Hurry! Let's go. We can make it.
1108
01:23:02,853 --> 01:23:04,730
(CLINT)
Help me wedge this in here.
1109
01:23:07,191 --> 01:23:09,034
Clint, go. Get out of here.
1110
01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:16,162
- Kids, kids, go, go, go.
- Oh, my God.
1111
01:23:19,036 --> 01:23:21,960
Is this one of those
really intense drug interventions?
1112
01:23:23,373 --> 01:23:26,547
I'm giving you kids an F for fuck you!
1113
01:23:36,553 --> 01:23:38,271
Go, go, go!
1114
01:23:39,181 --> 01:23:42,025
What are you doing?
Water won't hold them off.
1115
01:23:42,226 --> 01:23:43,728
It ain't water.
1116
01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:56,703
Nap time, motherfuckers.
1117
01:24:09,586 --> 01:24:11,463
Let's roll.
1118
01:24:15,801 --> 01:24:19,772
- (LUCY) Where are we going?
- (CLINT) Place kids don't wanna go.
1119
01:24:19,972 --> 01:24:21,815
Wade, how did you find us?
1120
01:24:22,015 --> 01:24:25,189
(WADE) I always know where to find
my dual re-- Real--
1121
01:24:25,394 --> 01:24:29,945
My dual re-- Dual real--
My dual real whe--
1122
01:24:34,444 --> 01:24:37,448
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1123
01:28:18,210 --> 01:28:22,761
(HITACHI)
And the frog fucked the caterpillar. Ha.