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Oh, fuck yeah!
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Why's your door closed, Maxie?
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Dad, I'm in sixth grade.
I need privacy sometimes.
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Well... Look, I'm headin' to the airport.
Be back in two days.
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Please be nice to your sister.
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Help your mom, and do not touch the drone.
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I won't. Bye.
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I'm serious, okay?
It's not a toy. It's for my work.
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Yep. Safe flight. Bye, Dad. Love you.
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Thank you. Hey, come give me a hug, bud.
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I'll give you two hugs when you get back.
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I get it.
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Why are you smiling?
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Well, you're just growing up.
That's exciting to me.
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It's not. Stop smiling.
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I remember bringing you home
from the hospital
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like it was yesterday.
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Now, here you are,
sexually masturbating yourself.
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-No, I f'ing wasn't.
-Hey, it's cool, fool.
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It's like you got a new toy,
the best toy in the world,
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and you just wanna keep playin' with it.
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I don't know.
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I just want you to know I'm proud of you.
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Okay, do your thing. I'll see you later.
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Love you. See ya in two days.
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Amy, you are not gonna believe this.
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Yo, guys. Check this out.
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My babysitter told me
everyone in sixth grade gets hand jobs.
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What's a hand job?
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It's when a girl jerks you off
until you cum.
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And then it's your job to clean it up.
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I don't think it's "cum".
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Yeah. C-U-M. Cum.
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Middle school's way more intense
than elementary.
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If we're gonna get through this,
we need to stick together.
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Bean Bag Boys for life.
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Speed bump.
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Are your friends jelly
you're dating a college guy?
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- Some of them, I think.
- Yeah?
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Yeah. Wait, hey...
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-Can I help you?
-Retreat, retreat!
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Hey, Stranger Things, go fuck yourself!
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-Hurry!
-Go, go, go!
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You know those fucking guys?
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Ha-ha!
No one can stop the Turzan of Uzkara.
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Lucas, keep it in the case.
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-Dude, it's worth 300 bucks.
-$600 now. I checked.
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$600?
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- We're millionaires!
- Yeah.
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Do you guys wanna maybe go to
the skate park tomorrow after school?
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I know what cocaine is.
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Annabelle, get out of here.
Bean Bag Boys only.
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I heard at the skate park,
the older kids will make you take drugs.
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We'll never do drugs.
They destroy lives and communities.
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You have no choice.
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Mom!
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Annabelle, don't antagonize your brother.
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Come on, go upstairs. Now. Hey.
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All right, Bean Bag Boys, finish up.
It's a school night.
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Lights out, 8:30 p.m.
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What? You said 8:45 p.m.!
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Hey. Finish up.
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I don't think I wanna go
to the skate park.
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We're in sixth grade now.
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We need to start doing sixth-grade things.
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Ooh.
You wanna see Brixlee, don't you?
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- Hi.
- Oh, my God!
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Mom!
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This park is fuckin' lit.
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Yo, guys. The Scooter Squad is here.
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You know who's really good at burns?
Atticus L.
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He's so funny.
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Atticus L.?
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I'd smoke him in a burn war. Right, Max?
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Ooh.
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So...
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are you gonna give Brixlee
the necklace you made her?
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No. Shut up.
I haven't put it in a kiln yet.
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You always have an excuse.
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Thor, you never talk to girls.
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Girls are a distraction.
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Rock of Ages auditions are in two days.
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Max! Come here!
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Hey, Taylor.
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People are saying you made Brixlee
a necklace in art class.
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Nice try,
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but I don't talk about my art projects
before they're finished.
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If she had a crush on you,
would you admit you had a crush on her?
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Does she have a crush on me?
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I don't know. I've never asked her.
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See you tomorrow.
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Bye.
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Fuck!
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So, how'd it go, lover boy?
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She might know about the necklace.
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Veggie lasagna for dinner?
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Everything's comin' up, Lucas.
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I'll see you guys at school.
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Bye!
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Be safe.
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Scooter Boys. Scooter Boys.
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-Act cool. Act cool.
-Okay.
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'Sup, Atticus?
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You guys wanna see something cool?
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Hell yeah!
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What are we up to? What are we doing?
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We're gonna sip a beer.
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Scared?
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-No. I've had, like, 5,000 sips of beer.
-Bitch, please.
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Soren has the record. Three sips.
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Three sips?
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Three sips.
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Whoa.
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I'm already feeling something.
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Delicious.
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Careful, it's hot.
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Are you gonna drink it or not?
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I forgot.
I have musical auditions this Friday.
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They drug test for beer.
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Thor, just admit you're a scared
little wittle baby.
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No, I'm not.
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Want us to put the beer in a sippy cup
for you? Sippy Cup.
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-No!
-Sippy Cup. Amazing burn, Atticus.
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It's not a good burn.
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His dad has two DUIs
and has to take the train to work.
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That's a good burn.
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-Sippy Cup, sing us a song.
-No.
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How about "Twinkle Twinkle Little Bitch?"
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Sippy cup!
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Sippy cup! Sippy cup!
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No, guys. He'll do it,
but he just needs more time to think.
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Sippy cup! Sippy cup!
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Bye.
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Lasagna and soda?
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Don't tell my parents you gave me this.
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Kid is hilarious, right?
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We're getting a divorce.
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- What do you mean?
- Oh, okay.
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I'll tell you.
Everything's gonna stay the same.
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We promise.
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Will we still watch This Is Us together?
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Yes, of course. That's our favorite show.
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That's our family show.
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Except now, you gonna see it
on two different TVs, you know.
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In two different houses.
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So you have to watch the episode twice.
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What about Taco Tuesday?
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Taco Tuesdays are still going down.
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Matter of fact, you're gonna have
two Taco Tuesdays.
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Just one on Wednesday now.
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-Twice the fun.
-Twice the fun.
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Twice the tacos.
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Everything's gonna stay the same.
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Me and your mom, you know,
we still best friends. Right?
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I mean, it would be nice
to have tacos together, as a family
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but how about this,
we can just change it to Wing Wednesday.
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Thor, inspired. Voice of an angel, man!
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What are we walkin' on?
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It does feel good, don't it?
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What's wrong?
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This song always makes me sad.
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Don't forget,
Rock of Ages auditions are tomorrow.
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It's my favorite musical.
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I did make some pretty big changes though
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based on my time in Hollyweird.
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I think it'll really inspire
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those of you who dare to dream.
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Sick.
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So, I looked at her,
but she was looking the other direction.
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Then she looked at me,
and I was looking the other direction.
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So, I think that someday,
we're gonna make eye contact.
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That's cool.
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This musical is gonna be lit.
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Hey, Soren, look at this.
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Sippy Cup is signing up for the musical.
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Singing is for try-hards.
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No! Someone signed me up as a joke.
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I was just crossing it off. See?
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Yeah, whatever, bitch tits.
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Enough. Let's go.
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I have places to be.
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Sorry, Soren.
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Don't listen to Atticus.
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His dad doesn't even pay taxes.
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It doesn't matter what Atticus says.
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I've been thinking about quitting singing
ever since I was young.
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Come on. We're gonna miss fish sticks.
188
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Whoa! That's the best lunch
I've ever seen.
189
00:12:00,473 --> 00:12:02,976
Yeah, my parents
are being super nice because...
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00:12:03,601 --> 00:12:04,894
because...
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they're great, and...
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They're great and everything's good.
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00:12:12,778 --> 00:12:14,405
Ooh. Wait! Is that a new earring?
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-Yes, finally! Thank you for noticing.
-That looks cute on you.
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00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:21,203
Max, I'm not going for cute.
I'm going for sexy and hot.
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Those are the only two things
I'm looking for.
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You like it?
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It looks infected.
199
00:12:30,755 --> 00:12:31,923
Soren's so cool.
200
00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:34,593
I heard he beat up Derek Bachman
and blow jobbed his sister.
201
00:12:35,051 --> 00:12:36,636
He blow jobbed his own sister?
202
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,848
No! He blow jobbed Derek's sister.
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00:12:40,516 --> 00:12:41,809
Fucking legend.
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00:12:50,151 --> 00:12:51,569
I think Soren's calling me.
205
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,707
-'Sup?
-'Sup?
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00:13:04,499 --> 00:13:06,628
I heard you sipped a beer
like a fuckin' champ.
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00:13:06,794 --> 00:13:08,755
Yeah, I took a pretty big sip actually.
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00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:09,756
Cool.
209
00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,507
I'm having a party tomorrow night.
210
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All of these fools are comin'.
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00:13:14,302 --> 00:13:15,386
You in?
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00:13:16,471 --> 00:13:19,308
You should come. Trust me.
213
00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:22,853
Yeah, I'll come.
But, you know, have to ask my mom.
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Also, gonna be a kissing party.
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00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,532
You've French kissed girls before, right?
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00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:35,951
Yeah!
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00:13:36,952 --> 00:13:37,786
Of course.
218
00:13:38,203 --> 00:13:39,204
Where?
219
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:44,584
Their mouths?
220
00:13:44,919 --> 00:13:46,254
Yeah, dawg.
221
00:13:47,672 --> 00:13:50,967
He's not gonna start sitting
with the popular kids, is he?
222
00:13:51,592 --> 00:13:52,593
No.
223
00:13:52,677 --> 00:13:54,136
If anyone should be over there, it's me.
224
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We heard kids were calling you Sippy Cup
225
00:13:57,556 --> 00:13:59,685
and we just wanted to let you know
you can always call
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on the Student Coalition Against Bullying
for protection.
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00:14:02,813 --> 00:14:05,232
Does this look like a sippy cup?
228
00:14:05,399 --> 00:14:09,820
No, it's a fucking juice box.
'Cause I'm not a fucking child.
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00:14:09,987 --> 00:14:11,321
So rude.
230
00:14:11,739 --> 00:14:14,284
Oh, wait, can I bring Thor and Lucas?
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So random.
232
00:14:18,913 --> 00:14:19,998
No, they're cool.
233
00:14:20,164 --> 00:14:23,209
I'm trying to keep it
half girls, half guys. You feel me, dawg?
234
00:14:23,376 --> 00:14:24,586
I feel you, dawg.
235
00:14:24,752 --> 00:14:26,672
But they're my best friends.
236
00:14:26,839 --> 00:14:29,133
We do everything together.
We're the Bean Bag Boys.
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That's a dope-ass name.
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00:14:32,928 --> 00:14:34,763
Fuck it. Bring 'em.
239
00:14:34,930 --> 00:14:38,476
I ride or die for my squad, too.
Let me know what your mom says, dawg.
240
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Okay. Bye, dawg. Bye, dawgs.
241
00:14:43,481 --> 00:14:44,441
So?
242
00:14:44,524 --> 00:14:46,318
Soren just invited us
to his party tomorrow.
243
00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:48,153
-Soren?
-Yeah.
244
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,614
He said my name? He said "Thor"?
245
00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:53,159
-Pretty much, yeah.
-Sweet.
246
00:14:53,909 --> 00:14:55,953
Oh, there's also gonna be girls there.
You know what that means?
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Drama!
248
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:58,789
Kissing.
249
00:15:03,419 --> 00:15:05,255
So, do you guys know how to kiss?
250
00:15:06,632 --> 00:15:08,884
-I have no fucking clue. No, not at all.
-No.
251
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,179
Type "kissing."
252
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,097
Oh. No, no! "Boobs"!
253
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,643
"Breast cancer research.
254
00:15:18,061 --> 00:15:19,395
How to find a bra that fits."
255
00:15:20,438 --> 00:15:21,981
I have an idea.
256
00:15:30,531 --> 00:15:31,909
"Are you 18 or older?"
257
00:15:32,451 --> 00:15:33,452
I'm gonna click "Yes".
258
00:15:33,827 --> 00:15:35,204
We're not 18 or older!
259
00:15:35,287 --> 00:15:36,872
This could go on our permanent record.
260
00:15:38,916 --> 00:15:40,209
I'm your stepmother.
261
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:42,378
You are not supposed to be looking
at me in the shower.
262
00:15:42,461 --> 00:15:44,254
Don't tell my dad.
He'll make me quit the sports team.
263
00:15:44,338 --> 00:15:46,633
Get up! Get up.
264
00:15:46,716 --> 00:15:47,801
He's in trouble.
265
00:15:48,635 --> 00:15:49,719
You deserve a punishment.
266
00:15:49,803 --> 00:15:50,970
Pull down your shorts!
267
00:15:51,805 --> 00:15:53,848
Is that what happens
when you get a stepmom?
268
00:15:54,849 --> 00:15:56,726
Ew!
269
00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:58,813
No way that's gonna fit in there.
270
00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:00,064
Get out of there, girl.
271
00:16:00,147 --> 00:16:01,649
Where did his hand go?
272
00:16:01,732 --> 00:16:02,733
-Ew!
-Oh, my God!
273
00:16:07,071 --> 00:16:08,489
Nobody even kissed.
274
00:16:08,989 --> 00:16:11,576
Yeah, not on their mouths, at least.
275
00:16:12,119 --> 00:16:14,162
My parents have a CPR doll.
276
00:16:14,287 --> 00:16:15,664
We can go practice kissing on that.
277
00:16:15,747 --> 00:16:16,873
Come on.
278
00:16:23,922 --> 00:16:26,384
This is a really pretty CPR doll.
279
00:16:28,678 --> 00:16:30,555
I guess I'll go first.
280
00:16:34,434 --> 00:16:35,435
Stop!
281
00:16:35,643 --> 00:16:36,686
What are you doing?
282
00:16:37,145 --> 00:16:38,063
Kissing her?
283
00:16:38,147 --> 00:16:40,315
You can't kiss someone
without their permission.
284
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,067
Remember? From assembly?
285
00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:44,403
Pretend it's Brixlee.
Try to be a gentleman.
286
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:45,404
Okay.
287
00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:47,156
Brixlee, can I kiss you?
288
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,408
Why?
289
00:16:49,491 --> 00:16:50,492
Why?
290
00:16:50,868 --> 00:16:53,455
Yeah. What do you like about me?
291
00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:59,294
Well... you're sweet. You smell good.
You're smart, too.
292
00:16:59,377 --> 00:17:02,046
You always push Henry in his wheelchair
even though he's super mean.
293
00:17:02,547 --> 00:17:04,759
And just when I think
I've got you figured out,
294
00:17:04,842 --> 00:17:06,427
you go ahead and start skateboarding.
295
00:17:06,886 --> 00:17:08,137
I consent.
296
00:17:17,396 --> 00:17:19,107
-How was it?
-Sticky.
297
00:17:22,444 --> 00:17:23,904
Why does she have hair in her mouth?
298
00:17:24,821 --> 00:17:26,698
You know what,
this isn't teaching us anything.
299
00:17:26,865 --> 00:17:28,033
We need to see real people kissing.
300
00:17:28,116 --> 00:17:30,410
That's the only way to know
if we're doing it right.
301
00:17:31,078 --> 00:17:33,122
My neighbor is a total nymphomaniac.
302
00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:34,624
Her boyfriend's always over.
303
00:17:35,082 --> 00:17:36,626
She starts fires?
304
00:17:36,709 --> 00:17:40,004
No, that's a pyromaniac.
She's a nymphomaniac.
305
00:17:40,087 --> 00:17:42,423
Someone who has sex on land and sea.
306
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,426
Seriously?
307
00:17:45,886 --> 00:17:47,930
Okay, I was gonna wait till tomorrow
to surprise you.
308
00:17:48,013 --> 00:17:48,972
But can I just tell you?
309
00:17:49,348 --> 00:17:51,850
-Nah, I'm good.
-No, you wanna know.
310
00:17:51,934 --> 00:17:53,811
I can barely see anything.
311
00:17:53,894 --> 00:17:56,814
I know we haven't been hanging out much,
ever since I met Benji
312
00:17:56,897 --> 00:17:58,316
but I wanna make it up to you.
313
00:17:58,399 --> 00:17:59,651
So, tomorrow I'm skipping school
314
00:17:59,734 --> 00:18:01,945
and we're driving to the city
to see Kendrick Lamar.
315
00:18:02,028 --> 00:18:03,071
Shut up!
316
00:18:03,154 --> 00:18:05,365
-And we're gonna do molly!
-You thought of everything.
317
00:18:05,448 --> 00:18:07,242
Of course I fucking have!
It's gonna be amazing!
318
00:18:07,325 --> 00:18:09,035
Remix!
319
00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:13,290
Well, Benji got us the molly.
320
00:18:13,374 --> 00:18:15,918
- Benjamin.
- Oh, thank you!
321
00:18:16,627 --> 00:18:17,670
Look.
322
00:18:18,003 --> 00:18:21,006
This isn't working.
Maybe we could go climb a tree.
323
00:18:21,465 --> 00:18:22,758
No, they'd see us.
324
00:18:22,883 --> 00:18:24,511
No, I just meant let's go climb a tree.
325
00:18:24,594 --> 00:18:25,595
Dude, wait.
326
00:18:26,263 --> 00:18:28,473
I know a way we can see them kiss.
327
00:18:36,439 --> 00:18:37,525
I can't.
328
00:18:37,608 --> 00:18:40,278
It has a camera. We could see everything.
329
00:18:40,361 --> 00:18:42,321
We can learn technique.
330
00:18:42,405 --> 00:18:44,740
It's for his dad's work! It's not a toy!
331
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,743
Of course, it's a toy.
They sell it at toy stores.
332
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,704
My uncle flew a drone for the army
333
00:18:49,787 --> 00:18:52,875
and now he yells in his sleep
and has crazy diarrhea.
334
00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:54,918
It's messed up that he even keeps it
in the house.
335
00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:56,879
You have to walk by it every day.
336
00:18:56,962 --> 00:18:58,797
-He's torturing you.
-It's true.
337
00:18:58,881 --> 00:19:01,842
It's like when your cousin walks around
in a bikini and she taunts you.
338
00:19:01,925 --> 00:19:05,555
If he finds out, you'll be grounded.
You won't be able to go to Soren's.
339
00:19:05,638 --> 00:19:07,974
And even worse,
you'll lose your father's trust.
340
00:19:08,308 --> 00:19:11,060
-That's true, too.
-She'll love you for who you are.
341
00:19:11,185 --> 00:19:12,604
Yeah, a shitty kisser.
342
00:19:12,687 --> 00:19:15,398
Remember the porn from earlier?
That guy didn't even know how to kiss.
343
00:19:15,481 --> 00:19:17,151
He was just licking that woman's asshole.
344
00:19:17,443 --> 00:19:19,612
-You wanna kiss an asshole, Max?
-Nope.
345
00:19:19,695 --> 00:19:21,363
Max, don't listen to him.
346
00:19:21,447 --> 00:19:24,283
He just wants to go
because he's obsessed with popular boys.
347
00:19:24,366 --> 00:19:28,370
Believe me, Max, you don't wanna go
to Soren's not knowing how to kiss.
348
00:19:32,918 --> 00:19:33,835
Whoo!
349
00:19:34,252 --> 00:19:36,296
So tomorrow, after you get some girl time,
350
00:19:36,379 --> 00:19:38,924
why don't you come over for some man time?
351
00:19:39,007 --> 00:19:41,051
No, I told you I'm hanging out
with Lily this weekend.
352
00:19:41,134 --> 00:19:42,385
Yeah, it's just...
353
00:19:42,969 --> 00:19:45,932
You know, it's hard for me not to see you,
'cause you're my best friend.
354
00:19:46,015 --> 00:19:48,309
But Lily's my best friend.
355
00:19:48,392 --> 00:19:51,646
- Yeah, I get it.
- Totally, totally get it. Yeah.
356
00:19:52,647 --> 00:19:54,774
I'll probably just hang out
with my ex, Margaret.
357
00:19:54,857 --> 00:19:56,609
Are you trying to make me jealous?
358
00:19:56,944 --> 00:19:58,904
No. Why, are you jealous?
359
00:20:01,531 --> 00:20:02,991
Yeah, this isn't working out.
360
00:20:03,075 --> 00:20:05,243
I know. You're not hot enough
to be acting like this.
361
00:20:05,327 --> 00:20:08,622
So, the next time that you're wondering
where all the nice guys went,
362
00:20:08,705 --> 00:20:11,417
just remember that you let one
walk right out the door.
363
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:16,047
What?
364
00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:17,423
I didn't say anything.
365
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:19,801
I never wanna see you again.
366
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:23,973
You okay?
367
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,352
Wait, where'd the guy go?
368
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,479
Who cares? The girls just hugged.
369
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,481
They are definitely gonna kiss.
370
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:33,857
Think I need to get closer.
371
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,068
You hear that?
372
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,405
What is that?
373
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,573
It's fucking spying on us.
374
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:41,825
All right, it's my turn to fly.
375
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,159
Give it!
376
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:44,703
-I just wanna buzz 'em.
-No!
377
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:46,663
Give me. You're gonna break it.
378
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,708
You want it? Fine!
379
00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:51,544
Shit!
380
00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:56,424
Ha!
381
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,092
Oh! No!
382
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,428
Shit! What the hell, Thor?
383
00:21:00,511 --> 00:21:01,762
That was both of our faults.
384
00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:03,557
Dad's gonna kill me! What do I do now?
385
00:21:06,435 --> 00:21:07,310
What the hell?
386
00:21:07,394 --> 00:21:08,645
We say there was a break-in.
387
00:21:08,729 --> 00:21:10,939
They trashed the place,
then took the drone.
388
00:21:11,023 --> 00:21:13,150
That's the most stupid fucking idea
I've ever heard!
389
00:21:13,233 --> 00:21:14,693
Guys, guys.
390
00:21:14,776 --> 00:21:17,321
All we have to do is just go over there,
and tell the truth.
391
00:21:17,405 --> 00:21:18,656
Then God will be on our side.
392
00:21:25,997 --> 00:21:27,623
Hey. Can I help you?
393
00:21:27,707 --> 00:21:29,167
I hope so, madam.
394
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,754
We were using our drone
to follow a family of turtles
395
00:21:31,837 --> 00:21:34,006
and we thought it might have crashed
in your back yard.
396
00:21:34,339 --> 00:21:36,592
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's here. Come on in.
397
00:21:42,556 --> 00:21:44,517
- So, you guys like turtles?
- Yeah.
398
00:21:44,601 --> 00:21:45,685
That's awesome.
399
00:21:45,769 --> 00:21:46,686
Time's up, motherfuckers.
400
00:21:47,145 --> 00:21:48,188
Shit, it's a trap!
401
00:21:48,271 --> 00:21:50,065
You think I give a fuck about turtles?
402
00:21:50,148 --> 00:21:52,150
We're sorry.
We just wanted to learn how to kiss.
403
00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:54,194
Lucas,
that's none of their business.
404
00:21:54,277 --> 00:21:55,278
We should've just told the truth.
405
00:21:55,528 --> 00:21:56,989
We're going to a kissing party
406
00:21:57,073 --> 00:21:59,158
and none of us have ever kissed,
and we're scared!
407
00:21:59,241 --> 00:22:00,701
Goddamn it, Lucas!
408
00:22:00,785 --> 00:22:02,369
I've had sex before
409
00:22:02,453 --> 00:22:04,288
but I've never kissed a girl.
410
00:22:05,164 --> 00:22:07,333
Just go online and type in "how to kiss."
411
00:22:07,416 --> 00:22:08,834
That's what everyone does.
412
00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:10,587
Oh.
413
00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:12,422
Shit's very easy.
414
00:22:12,506 --> 00:22:13,965
Look, can we please have the drone back?
415
00:22:14,091 --> 00:22:15,592
It's a BD Rolling Thunder.
416
00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:17,260
It's my dad's. He needs it for work.
417
00:22:17,344 --> 00:22:19,888
Can I please have it back?
I really need it. Please.
418
00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:21,139
I don't think so.
419
00:22:21,306 --> 00:22:23,434
If you don't give it back,
I'll tell my dad you stole it.
420
00:22:23,518 --> 00:22:25,937
And I'll tell him that you're a pervert.
We'll tell the whole school.
421
00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:27,897
This is sensual harassment.
422
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,982
We'll tell everyone
that you're a misogynist.
423
00:22:30,066 --> 00:22:31,651
I never massaged anyone!
424
00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:35,988
This is what happens
when you don't respect women.
425
00:22:36,072 --> 00:22:38,659
I respect women! My mom's my best friend!
426
00:22:39,326 --> 00:22:40,202
What about me?
427
00:22:41,537 --> 00:22:43,372
Oh, God! I'm so fucked.
428
00:22:43,455 --> 00:22:44,832
My dad's gonna kill me.
429
00:22:45,374 --> 00:22:47,918
You had to snoop on them.
You're such a feminist.
430
00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:50,505
I'm not a feminist! I love women.
431
00:22:50,588 --> 00:22:53,007
And my parents are definitely
gonna call your guys' parents.
432
00:22:53,174 --> 00:22:56,094
We're all gonna get grounded.
Forget Soren's party. We're fucked.
433
00:22:56,177 --> 00:22:58,388
Why are you smiling?
This is actually your fault.
434
00:22:59,597 --> 00:23:01,349
This is leverage.
435
00:23:06,063 --> 00:23:08,315
Oh. Bingo!
436
00:23:09,191 --> 00:23:11,068
-What is it?
-I have no idea.
437
00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:12,486
That's a tampon.
438
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:14,488
What's it for?
439
00:23:14,572 --> 00:23:16,783
Girls shove it up their buttholes
to stop babies from coming out.
440
00:23:16,867 --> 00:23:18,076
An eighth-grader told me that.
441
00:23:18,743 --> 00:23:20,871
The human body's truly a mystery.
442
00:23:22,956 --> 00:23:24,291
I can't believe they still eat chewables.
443
00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:26,042
The gummies are so much better.
444
00:23:26,126 --> 00:23:28,378
I like the chewables, and I want one.
445
00:23:40,892 --> 00:23:42,685
Fucking child-proof bullshit!
446
00:23:42,769 --> 00:23:45,397
Thor, Thor, Thor!
447
00:23:53,947 --> 00:23:54,865
It's the girls.
448
00:23:55,365 --> 00:23:57,660
Hello.
449
00:23:57,744 --> 00:24:00,705
You took my bag.
It has my license, my phone.
450
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,248
Bring it back right now!
451
00:24:02,999 --> 00:24:05,752
Fuck that noise. I want my drone back.
452
00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:07,253
I got this. I got this.
453
00:24:07,337 --> 00:24:08,880
What did you just say,
you little bitch?
454
00:24:09,130 --> 00:24:11,508
I'll take a shit down your throat.
455
00:24:12,635 --> 00:24:14,011
Why are you talking like that?
456
00:24:14,094 --> 00:24:16,764
Hannah, I have a little brother.
You're supposed to scare them.
457
00:24:16,847 --> 00:24:18,015
Well, you scared me.
458
00:24:18,641 --> 00:24:20,893
Listen, we were just trying
to teach you a lesson.
459
00:24:20,976 --> 00:24:22,729
I promise you we were gonna give
the drone back.
460
00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:26,024
No way! They could trick us again.
461
00:24:26,107 --> 00:24:27,484
Or overpower us.
462
00:24:28,026 --> 00:24:30,236
Oh, my God. What if they take the molly?
463
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,197
Then we wouldn't be able to take it.
464
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,074
No, they're children. They would die.
465
00:24:36,452 --> 00:24:38,037
This is Max from earlier.
466
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,665
Meet us at the playground
across from John Adams,
467
00:24:40,831 --> 00:24:42,917
tomorrow at 7:40 a.m.
468
00:24:43,084 --> 00:24:46,504
Bring the drone and don't fuck
with the Bean Bag Boys.
469
00:24:47,797 --> 00:24:48,965
That was tough.
470
00:24:49,048 --> 00:24:50,175
Very tough.
471
00:24:50,342 --> 00:24:51,927
I kinda got a boner
talking to those girls.
472
00:24:52,010 --> 00:24:53,053
We're still on the phone.
473
00:24:53,178 --> 00:24:54,137
-Shit!
-Shut that off!
474
00:24:54,221 --> 00:24:55,430
-What the shit?
-Fuck!
475
00:24:58,976 --> 00:25:01,395
Six, seven,
eight, nine...
476
00:25:01,478 --> 00:25:03,690
eleven, twelve, thirteen...
477
00:25:25,671 --> 00:25:26,922
Don't come any closer.
478
00:25:27,881 --> 00:25:29,801
-Why?
-'Cause you could overpower us.
479
00:25:31,011 --> 00:25:33,013
So, put the drone on the slide,
480
00:25:33,096 --> 00:25:35,765
and count back from 100,
and close your eyes.
481
00:25:35,932 --> 00:25:37,559
And don't try anything funny.
482
00:25:37,892 --> 00:25:39,144
There are witnesses.
483
00:25:39,561 --> 00:25:41,438
Okay. We have a long drive ahead of us.
484
00:25:41,604 --> 00:25:45,109
So, give us the bag or I will hurt you.
Do not test me.
485
00:25:45,276 --> 00:25:47,236
Threats will get you nowhere, peasant.
486
00:25:47,403 --> 00:25:48,738
Just give us the fucking molly!
487
00:25:49,196 --> 00:25:52,366
Okay. Who's Molly?
'Cause she's not with us.
488
00:25:53,659 --> 00:25:55,579
Guys, molly is a sex drug.
489
00:25:56,705 --> 00:25:58,248
Dateline did an exposé on it.
490
00:25:59,416 --> 00:26:02,419
You had us bring drugs
to a fucking playground?
491
00:26:02,502 --> 00:26:04,129
There are children here!
492
00:26:04,546 --> 00:26:05,589
Shit.
493
00:26:05,672 --> 00:26:07,549
It's okay. I know what to do.
494
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:11,095
We're making a citizen's arrest.
You're both under arrest.
495
00:26:11,179 --> 00:26:12,722
-Get on the ground.
-Sweet Jesus.
496
00:26:12,889 --> 00:26:15,141
- Up, up, up! Hands up!
- Stay still!
497
00:26:15,266 --> 00:26:17,185
- Hands up!
- Get down now!
498
00:26:17,393 --> 00:26:18,895
Get down now!
499
00:26:19,062 --> 00:26:20,605
Did you just reload your fake gun?
500
00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:23,233
Are you mocking me? Are you mocking me?
501
00:26:23,317 --> 00:26:25,861
Anything will be used against you
that you say.
502
00:26:25,944 --> 00:26:26,904
In court.
503
00:26:27,112 --> 00:26:28,739
You know, you're the one holding drugs,
504
00:26:28,822 --> 00:26:30,741
so, why don't I do a citizen's arrest
on you?
505
00:26:31,158 --> 00:26:32,159
Fuck!
506
00:26:32,576 --> 00:26:33,911
Timeout, crackheads!
507
00:26:34,703 --> 00:26:35,580
Oh, my God.
508
00:26:36,164 --> 00:26:38,541
Deal's off. We can't let them put drugs
back on the street.
509
00:26:39,459 --> 00:26:41,252
Look at those dirty fucking junkies.
510
00:26:41,878 --> 00:26:42,921
Their lives are already ruined.
511
00:26:43,171 --> 00:26:45,090
Let's just give 'em the drugs
and get the drone.
512
00:26:47,008 --> 00:26:50,971
Maybe there's a way we can protect
our community and get the drone back.
513
00:26:52,056 --> 00:26:52,973
Stall them.
514
00:26:53,474 --> 00:26:56,852
So, what do you plan to do
with those drugs?
515
00:26:57,061 --> 00:26:58,854
Take 'em and feel amazing.
516
00:26:59,563 --> 00:27:00,815
They're addicts.
517
00:27:01,690 --> 00:27:02,651
Yeah.
518
00:27:03,235 --> 00:27:05,403
So, you been druggin' your whole life?
519
00:27:05,487 --> 00:27:07,364
E'ry day.
520
00:27:07,531 --> 00:27:08,615
Yeah? Nice.
521
00:27:08,865 --> 00:27:10,242
What's he doing? Hey!
522
00:27:13,411 --> 00:27:14,579
It's working! It's working!
523
00:27:14,663 --> 00:27:15,748
Yes!
524
00:27:15,998 --> 00:27:17,416
Fly it to the school!
525
00:27:18,459 --> 00:27:19,752
Watch the trees!
526
00:27:20,294 --> 00:27:21,420
We're gonna make it!
527
00:27:23,798 --> 00:27:25,216
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
528
00:27:25,675 --> 00:27:27,260
Fuck!
529
00:27:32,641 --> 00:27:34,476
Those girls are lucky
I didn't kick their asses.
530
00:27:35,352 --> 00:27:36,979
Oh, no! They found us!
531
00:27:37,146 --> 00:27:38,188
Oh, shit!
532
00:27:38,355 --> 00:27:40,065
They're on school property!
533
00:27:40,232 --> 00:27:41,775
They don't care! They're tweaking!
534
00:27:44,737 --> 00:27:45,947
You know what we need?
535
00:27:46,114 --> 00:27:48,324
- No. Don't say it. Don't say it.
- We'll look like losers.
536
00:27:48,491 --> 00:27:49,409
SCAB!
537
00:27:49,659 --> 00:27:51,494
- Shut up! Shut up!
- SCAB!
538
00:27:51,661 --> 00:27:52,954
-Zip it.
-SCAB!
539
00:27:53,037 --> 00:27:54,080
What is that?
540
00:27:54,164 --> 00:27:55,541
There's three boys in danger!
541
00:27:55,624 --> 00:27:58,627
We're scared! SCAB, help us!
542
00:28:00,087 --> 00:28:02,006
- We're okay.
- We're not scared. We're fine.
543
00:28:02,089 --> 00:28:04,133
We're just walking into school.
Average day.
544
00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:05,301
Jesus Christ.
545
00:28:05,467 --> 00:28:07,970
Bullying is whack,
get on the right track.
546
00:28:08,053 --> 00:28:09,764
Bullying is whack...
547
00:28:27,116 --> 00:28:29,952
When you attack one of us,
you attack all of us.
548
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:31,787
Your weakness gives us strength.
549
00:28:31,954 --> 00:28:33,080
Well, those kids stole my bag.
550
00:28:33,247 --> 00:28:34,498
Not today, bully!
551
00:28:34,665 --> 00:28:37,127
Not today!
552
00:28:37,878 --> 00:28:39,338
- What the fuck?
- Bullying is whack,
553
00:28:39,505 --> 00:28:40,964
get on the right track.
554
00:28:41,131 --> 00:28:42,674
This is the best day of my life.
555
00:28:42,841 --> 00:28:43,967
Bullying is whack, get on the right track.
556
00:28:44,843 --> 00:28:46,428
Don't worry. We'll find them later.
557
00:28:50,767 --> 00:28:52,769
SCAB just tagged us on Instagram.
558
00:28:52,936 --> 00:28:54,479
First "Sippy Cup" and now this?
559
00:28:54,646 --> 00:28:57,398
I'm two weeks into sixth grade,
and I'm already a social piranha.
560
00:28:57,565 --> 00:28:59,859
Guys, my dad gets back at 5:00.
561
00:29:00,026 --> 00:29:02,321
If we don't get a new drone by then,
I'm grounded.
562
00:29:02,488 --> 00:29:03,489
Which means we're all grounded,
563
00:29:03,656 --> 00:29:05,991
which means no party,
which means no Brixlee.
564
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,785
"Sippy Cup" for life.
565
00:29:07,868 --> 00:29:10,913
No Brixlee, no friends, no hope...
566
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:15,126
parents fighting,
trapped in our rooms, all alone...
567
00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:16,920
two Taco Tuesdays.
568
00:29:18,463 --> 00:29:20,757
So, Max, what are we gonna do?
569
00:29:23,301 --> 00:29:25,345
We're gonna ditch school,
and get a new drone.
570
00:29:25,428 --> 00:29:27,681
Stop thinking with your big old dick, Max!
571
00:29:27,847 --> 00:29:29,517
That could go on our permanent record.
572
00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:32,436
Max's big old dick is pointing us
in the right direction.
573
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,565
Thank you.
If anyone else kisses Brixlee, I'll die.
574
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:38,693
Wait, what? Here's the plan...
I'm gonna bring a beer to Soren's,
575
00:29:38,776 --> 00:29:41,153
and I'm gonna sip that beer
so everyone will know...
576
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,073
That you're an alcoholic.
577
00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:44,366
That would be great.
578
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,077
Guys, the only place around here
that has one is at North Point Galleria.
579
00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:48,787
That's four miles away.
580
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:49,830
Four miles?
581
00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:52,583
How the fuck are we getting four miles?
582
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,251
-You have Uber.
-No.
583
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:56,254
It goes directly through my mom's phone.
She'll know.
584
00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:57,964
Then we bike.
585
00:29:58,590 --> 00:30:00,842
Where are you even going to get
the money for a new drone?
586
00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:04,887
-What?
-You know.
587
00:30:05,722 --> 00:30:08,100
Our Turzan of Uzkara card?
588
00:30:08,183 --> 00:30:09,393
No way!
589
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,771
-You said everyone wants to buy it.
-We got it together.
590
00:30:12,855 --> 00:30:15,149
And we're gonna sell it together,
as friends.
591
00:30:15,232 --> 00:30:17,943
Come on, Lucas.
Bean Bag Boys do everything together.
592
00:30:20,529 --> 00:30:22,907
Okay. Guess that makes sense.
593
00:30:23,116 --> 00:30:24,075
Yes!
594
00:30:24,242 --> 00:30:25,452
Lucas!
595
00:30:25,535 --> 00:30:26,995
-Bean Bag Boys for life.
-Yeah!
596
00:30:27,078 --> 00:30:28,830
We're being so bad.
597
00:30:53,732 --> 00:30:56,151
-I need to get rid of these drugs.
-What are you doing?
598
00:30:56,234 --> 00:30:59,613
Getting rid of the drugs.
I'm just gonna throw them in the stream.
599
00:30:59,696 --> 00:31:01,114
It can contaminate the water.
600
00:31:01,491 --> 00:31:02,950
Then we could throw it in the forest.
601
00:31:03,034 --> 00:31:04,160
It's a sex drug.
602
00:31:04,243 --> 00:31:06,746
What if a fox eats it
and tries to fuck a squirrel?
603
00:31:06,829 --> 00:31:07,872
It'll kill him.
604
00:31:08,331 --> 00:31:09,916
Well then how do we get rid of drugs?
605
00:31:10,416 --> 00:31:12,043
The same way we get rid of a baby.
606
00:31:12,126 --> 00:31:13,670
-Abortion?
-Adoption?
607
00:31:13,836 --> 00:31:17,007
No! We'll drop it off at the firehouse
on our way up to the mall.
608
00:31:17,383 --> 00:31:19,134
That's a really good idea.
609
00:31:20,344 --> 00:31:22,429
Oh, I just got a bite on our card.
610
00:31:22,596 --> 00:31:23,931
Nice. Give him my address.
611
00:31:24,264 --> 00:31:26,308
My parents aren't home,
and I have the best snacks.
612
00:31:27,184 --> 00:31:30,355
PeterPan69 is gonna be here
in five minutes to buy the card.
613
00:31:30,438 --> 00:31:32,065
Well, let's get ready.
614
00:31:32,232 --> 00:31:35,402
I found all of these weapons
in the back of my parents' closet.
615
00:31:39,739 --> 00:31:41,659
I still don't get why we need weapons.
616
00:31:41,826 --> 00:31:43,077
He could be a pedophile.
617
00:31:43,285 --> 00:31:44,578
He can't molest all three of us.
618
00:31:45,079 --> 00:31:46,163
All he needs is one.
619
00:31:51,085 --> 00:31:52,712
"-nal beads"?
620
00:31:52,795 --> 00:31:55,799
AKA nunchucks, motherfucker.
621
00:31:58,176 --> 00:31:59,302
It's not a toy!
622
00:32:00,512 --> 00:32:02,431
Oh, shoot.
623
00:32:04,182 --> 00:32:06,560
They smell like shit.
624
00:32:13,776 --> 00:32:14,986
Hello.
625
00:32:15,153 --> 00:32:17,071
- I'm looking for Lucas.
- That's me.
626
00:32:17,155 --> 00:32:18,531
I'm Claude.
627
00:32:18,990 --> 00:32:19,824
Hey.
628
00:32:20,658 --> 00:32:22,244
It's my mom back there.
629
00:32:22,661 --> 00:32:23,746
Hiya!
630
00:32:25,706 --> 00:32:27,499
Let's cut the shit. Are you a pedophile?
631
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,001
What? No.
632
00:32:29,334 --> 00:32:31,003
Lucas, if you were a pedophile
633
00:32:31,086 --> 00:32:33,172
standing in front of three single boys,
would you admit it?
634
00:32:33,464 --> 00:32:34,591
Probably not.
635
00:32:34,674 --> 00:32:35,842
Then why would he?
636
00:32:36,009 --> 00:32:39,095
Oh, come on. Do I look like a pedophile?
637
00:32:39,179 --> 00:32:40,346
-Yes. Absolutely.
-1,000%
638
00:32:40,430 --> 00:32:41,514
That's not fair.
639
00:32:41,598 --> 00:32:44,851
You look more like a pedophile
than anyone I've ever seen.
640
00:32:44,934 --> 00:32:47,605
Look, I'm not a pedophile. I'm a cool guy.
641
00:32:48,647 --> 00:32:50,441
Fine. You can come in,
642
00:32:50,524 --> 00:32:51,817
but please take your shoes off.
643
00:32:51,901 --> 00:32:53,569
You know,
I've searched the world for this.
644
00:32:54,487 --> 00:32:56,030
Why are you bringing the paintball gun?
645
00:32:56,197 --> 00:32:57,865
In case anyone fucks with us.
646
00:32:58,032 --> 00:33:00,409
This card is exquisite.
647
00:33:01,161 --> 00:33:02,162
How'd you get it?
648
00:33:02,329 --> 00:33:03,371
The summer I moved here,
649
00:33:03,538 --> 00:33:05,999
me, Max, and Thor
started a dog-washing business.
650
00:33:06,166 --> 00:33:07,250
We earned eight bucks,
651
00:33:07,417 --> 00:33:10,420
and we used the money to buy
an extension pack and this card was in it.
652
00:33:10,587 --> 00:33:11,922
Well, you got very lucky.
653
00:33:12,130 --> 00:33:14,050
The real luck was meeting Max and Thor.
654
00:33:14,342 --> 00:33:15,468
Fascinating.
655
00:33:15,551 --> 00:33:17,845
We started calling ourself
the Bean Bag Boys. You know why?
656
00:33:18,221 --> 00:33:19,931
Because you had some beanbags?
657
00:33:20,014 --> 00:33:20,973
That's right.
658
00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:22,558
Yeah, genius.
659
00:33:22,725 --> 00:33:23,851
You got yourself a deal.
660
00:33:26,896 --> 00:33:28,774
Let's go. Let's make it happen.
661
00:33:31,193 --> 00:33:33,904
No, I can't do this.
662
00:33:33,987 --> 00:33:35,072
Sorry.
663
00:33:35,239 --> 00:33:37,324
Lucas, get your butt over here right now.
664
00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:40,118
Excuse me, is this how
all 12-year-olds conduct business?
665
00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:42,455
What the hell just happened?
I thought you were cool with this.
666
00:33:42,539 --> 00:33:45,416
You said we wouldn't do this
if one of us wasn't on board.
667
00:33:45,583 --> 00:33:46,668
I'm not on board.
668
00:33:46,751 --> 00:33:48,002
Why do you care so much?
669
00:33:48,169 --> 00:33:49,337
Why don't you care?
670
00:33:49,504 --> 00:33:51,005
This card has a lot of memories.
671
00:33:51,381 --> 00:33:54,677
And you're just gonna throw it all away
because you wanna kiss some basic girl?
672
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:55,970
Savage.
673
00:33:56,136 --> 00:33:59,139
Brixlee isn't just some girl.
We're probably gonna get married.
674
00:33:59,306 --> 00:34:01,600
Every marriage ends in divorce!
675
00:34:01,767 --> 00:34:03,143
Lucas...
676
00:34:03,310 --> 00:34:04,603
you're out-voted.
677
00:34:04,770 --> 00:34:07,022
Listen, I can tell
you're lashing out with anger
678
00:34:07,190 --> 00:34:08,525
but Brixlee is probably
the love of my life.
679
00:34:08,692 --> 00:34:11,152
Excuse me, ma'am.
Could I get a glass of water, please?
680
00:34:12,529 --> 00:34:13,905
Madam?
681
00:34:17,951 --> 00:34:19,119
Hey, guys?
682
00:34:22,874 --> 00:34:23,875
Yeah.
683
00:34:24,041 --> 00:34:25,710
What can you tell me about her backstory?
684
00:34:25,835 --> 00:34:27,920
Where's she supposed to be from?
She seems quite exotic.
685
00:34:28,963 --> 00:34:32,133
Okay, listen carefully
'cause I'll make this offer only once.
686
00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:34,553
Four hundred bucks
to take her off your hands.
687
00:34:35,053 --> 00:34:37,598
No. We need 550 US.
688
00:34:37,681 --> 00:34:38,765
Fuck off.
689
00:34:38,932 --> 00:34:41,351
What? That's my entire allowance.
690
00:34:41,643 --> 00:34:43,854
Listen, Claude,
let's just cut the bullshit.
691
00:34:44,563 --> 00:34:46,148
I'm the son of a businesswoman.
692
00:34:46,315 --> 00:34:48,985
And I think we both know
if you didn't want to buy the doll,
693
00:34:49,152 --> 00:34:50,778
you woulda left already.
694
00:34:50,945 --> 00:34:53,489
Stop treating us like kids.
We know how things work.
695
00:34:53,656 --> 00:34:56,492
So, do you want to buy
the CPR doll or not?
696
00:35:00,915 --> 00:35:02,082
Fools!
697
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:03,834
I'd have paid a thousand.
698
00:35:04,418 --> 00:35:06,754
Anyone else feel like
he's gonna fuck that doll?
699
00:35:26,399 --> 00:35:27,443
Yee-haw!
700
00:35:29,070 --> 00:35:30,071
We should hydrate.
701
00:35:30,237 --> 00:35:32,490
We've been biking for almost
14 minutes straight.
702
00:35:32,657 --> 00:35:34,659
I don't think I've ever been
this far from home.
703
00:35:34,825 --> 00:35:36,994
I think I did a production
of Cats around here.
704
00:35:37,453 --> 00:35:39,246
You're really not gonna sing anymore?
705
00:35:40,457 --> 00:35:42,417
Yeah, I've never been happier.
706
00:35:45,379 --> 00:35:46,713
Just give us the drugs.
707
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,757
Fuck! How'd you find us?
708
00:35:48,924 --> 00:35:50,425
Her phone. They tracked us.
709
00:35:50,592 --> 00:35:53,011
We're not giving you these drugs.
710
00:35:53,178 --> 00:35:55,223
We're giving them to firefighters.
711
00:35:55,390 --> 00:35:56,683
Get help!
712
00:35:57,016 --> 00:35:57,892
Go!
713
00:35:58,059 --> 00:36:00,144
We're in a car, dipshits.
You're not gonna outrun us.
714
00:36:00,311 --> 00:36:02,021
Not on my fast bike, nerds!
715
00:36:06,986 --> 00:36:09,571
Good luck getting your car
in here, losers!
716
00:36:11,323 --> 00:36:12,408
Shit.
717
00:36:18,872 --> 00:36:20,083
Where are you going?
718
00:36:40,187 --> 00:36:41,105
Hey!
719
00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:53,702
You're not getting these drugs back!
720
00:36:53,785 --> 00:36:55,954
Just give her the sex drugs!
721
00:36:58,081 --> 00:36:59,291
Peel off!
722
00:36:59,834 --> 00:37:01,544
I won't let you destroy your life!
723
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,302
Are you okay?
724
00:37:09,469 --> 00:37:10,803
-Are you okay?
-Lucas, are you okay?
725
00:37:10,887 --> 00:37:11,721
What the hell happened?
726
00:37:11,804 --> 00:37:13,265
We were running away from our babysitter
727
00:37:13,348 --> 00:37:14,600
'cause she was trying
to touch our penises!
728
00:37:14,683 --> 00:37:16,268
-What? That is not true!
-Yes, it is!
729
00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:17,478
- I wasn't.
- Yeah, you were!
730
00:37:17,644 --> 00:37:18,645
I wasn't.
731
00:37:20,355 --> 00:37:21,982
-Go, go, go!
-What happened?
732
00:37:22,149 --> 00:37:23,859
Go, go, go!
733
00:37:24,026 --> 00:37:26,236
Oh, my God. Lucas, are you okay?
734
00:37:26,988 --> 00:37:29,657
I think I'm fine.
735
00:37:29,741 --> 00:37:31,493
- Your arm!
- Oh, hell no.
736
00:37:35,455 --> 00:37:36,831
-No, I'm gonna call 9-1-1!
-Help!
737
00:37:36,998 --> 00:37:38,458
No, it's okay. This happens all the time.
738
00:37:38,625 --> 00:37:39,752
Come on, we gotta go.
739
00:37:40,086 --> 00:37:41,212
We're good, come on.
740
00:37:41,378 --> 00:37:43,506
I'll get the bikes.
741
00:37:45,216 --> 00:37:46,217
Okay.
742
00:37:46,383 --> 00:37:49,220
I threw their phone in a prickle bush,
so they can't track us anymore.
743
00:37:49,386 --> 00:37:50,721
The pain!
744
00:37:50,888 --> 00:37:52,723
Lucas, you have to be quiet.
745
00:37:52,890 --> 00:37:54,184
Okay, do we have any ice?
746
00:37:54,351 --> 00:37:55,977
No, we're in a fucking alley.
747
00:37:57,062 --> 00:37:58,313
What about pain medication?
748
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,315
-We have the molly we can give him.
-No!
749
00:38:00,482 --> 00:38:02,317
Yeah, he's probably just gonna try
and have sex with us.
750
00:38:02,484 --> 00:38:03,485
Call an ambulance!
751
00:38:03,652 --> 00:38:04,736
Mission's over!
752
00:38:04,903 --> 00:38:05,987
We'll get busted!
753
00:38:06,154 --> 00:38:07,824
Plus, do you even have insurance?
754
00:38:07,907 --> 00:38:10,201
-I don't know! Do you?
-I don't know!
755
00:38:10,368 --> 00:38:11,786
I think I only have a deductible.
756
00:38:11,869 --> 00:38:14,372
It's all right.
This happens to MMA fighters all the time.
757
00:38:14,539 --> 00:38:16,207
We just gotta ram your arm
into something very hard
758
00:38:16,290 --> 00:38:18,042
so it pops back in place.
759
00:38:20,712 --> 00:38:23,090
Fine. Fuck it!
Let's just get this over with.
760
00:38:24,633 --> 00:38:26,802
Come on. Easy. All right.
761
00:38:27,302 --> 00:38:29,513
One, two, three!
762
00:38:37,313 --> 00:38:38,606
Wrong arm!
763
00:38:38,773 --> 00:38:40,608
-Okay, new site, new site.
-Okay.
764
00:38:40,775 --> 00:38:43,027
Okay, lie down on your back
and gimme your arm.
765
00:38:43,194 --> 00:38:44,070
Come on.
766
00:38:45,321 --> 00:38:46,157
All right.
767
00:38:46,323 --> 00:38:48,033
It says this next part's gonna hurt,
768
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,994
that you should bite down
on something hard.
769
00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:51,245
I know.
770
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:57,168
Open. There you go.
771
00:38:57,334 --> 00:38:58,335
Great.
772
00:38:58,419 --> 00:38:59,838
Okay. On three.
773
00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:02,716
One! Two! Three!
774
00:39:02,883 --> 00:39:04,426
-Just got a text from Taylor.
-What'd she say?
775
00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:05,677
She wants to know why you aren't in school
776
00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:07,304
and if you're coming to the party tonight.
777
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,222
Just write...
778
00:39:09,306 --> 00:39:10,473
Okay, sorry. One, two, three!
779
00:39:13,436 --> 00:39:15,021
Oh. Let me help.
780
00:39:15,188 --> 00:39:18,399
-Lucas! On three!
-Lucas! One! Two! Three!
781
00:39:24,739 --> 00:39:25,573
Wow.
782
00:39:25,781 --> 00:39:28,118
I didn't think that'd actually work.
783
00:39:31,163 --> 00:39:32,623
You're gonna be good, man.
784
00:39:33,332 --> 00:39:34,166
No.
785
00:39:35,584 --> 00:39:36,877
I'm really not.
786
00:39:37,085 --> 00:39:39,839
My parents are getting a divorce.
787
00:39:42,342 --> 00:39:43,301
What'd you do?
788
00:39:43,384 --> 00:39:45,220
-Thor!
-What?
789
00:39:46,429 --> 00:39:47,430
Sorry.
790
00:39:51,559 --> 00:39:52,978
My dad's moving out.
791
00:39:55,022 --> 00:39:57,149
Whatever happens between your parents,
792
00:39:58,067 --> 00:39:59,652
you always got the Bean Bag Boys.
793
00:40:01,612 --> 00:40:02,696
We'll never split up.
794
00:40:02,863 --> 00:40:04,073
Bean Bag Boys for life.
795
00:40:04,698 --> 00:40:05,909
You promise?
796
00:40:06,076 --> 00:40:07,035
Promise.
797
00:40:09,162 --> 00:40:11,289
Come on, let's get you
some Children's Tylenol.
798
00:40:20,299 --> 00:40:22,051
-Want some help, buddy?
-No, I got it.
799
00:40:23,302 --> 00:40:24,720
Okay, just do it.
800
00:40:31,602 --> 00:40:32,980
Hey, Miles.
801
00:40:33,146 --> 00:40:34,815
Hey, man. Coming in or coming off?
802
00:40:34,982 --> 00:40:37,484
Just got off a triple.
Yeah, I don't care if I get mugged.
803
00:40:37,651 --> 00:40:39,611
I'm not typing up
any more paperwork today.
804
00:40:40,946 --> 00:40:41,780
Cop.
805
00:40:45,367 --> 00:40:47,370
Shit,
we have D-R-U-G-S on us.
806
00:40:47,453 --> 00:40:50,665
He knows how to spell.
Just act normal, pretend to talk.
807
00:40:50,915 --> 00:40:51,916
About what?
808
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,084
Just be normal!
809
00:40:54,627 --> 00:40:56,879
What do you think about politics?
810
00:40:56,963 --> 00:40:58,381
It's a complicated issue.
811
00:41:00,175 --> 00:41:01,427
This cop's acting weird.
812
00:41:01,802 --> 00:41:03,304
He's eye-fucking us.
813
00:41:03,929 --> 00:41:06,640
Just act normal. Just laugh.
We're just two cool guys laughing.
814
00:41:12,814 --> 00:41:13,857
We skipped school.
815
00:41:14,024 --> 00:41:15,066
Lucas!
816
00:41:16,443 --> 00:41:17,902
Are we in trouble?
817
00:41:18,278 --> 00:41:20,530
You know, usually I'd call this in...
818
00:41:20,697 --> 00:41:22,782
but because you were honest with me,
819
00:41:22,949 --> 00:41:24,242
I'm gonna let you slide, all right?
820
00:41:24,409 --> 00:41:26,245
Just promise not to do it again, okay?
821
00:41:26,329 --> 00:41:27,830
We promise. Thank you, sir.
822
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,081
All right.
823
00:41:29,457 --> 00:41:30,833
That was a close one.
824
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,710
Wait, where's Thor?
825
00:41:48,352 --> 00:41:49,353
Hold it.
826
00:41:50,187 --> 00:41:51,229
Come here.
827
00:41:52,690 --> 00:41:54,484
What do you have in your pants?
828
00:41:54,817 --> 00:41:56,444
My penis.
829
00:41:56,944 --> 00:41:57,945
Pull it out.
830
00:42:01,074 --> 00:42:02,325
I also have a big dick.
831
00:42:02,909 --> 00:42:03,868
Put it back.
832
00:42:04,077 --> 00:42:05,829
I'm being generous today.
833
00:42:06,914 --> 00:42:08,248
We also have drugs.
834
00:42:08,415 --> 00:42:09,416
Dude!
835
00:42:09,583 --> 00:42:10,584
He was onto us.
836
00:42:10,751 --> 00:42:12,294
Okay, what do you have?
837
00:42:12,586 --> 00:42:14,546
Schedule-one controlled substance
838
00:42:14,713 --> 00:42:16,465
with intent to distribute.
839
00:42:18,467 --> 00:42:21,221
Brother, these are vitamins, okay?
Children's vitamins at that.
840
00:42:21,388 --> 00:42:22,389
No, those are drugs!
841
00:42:22,555 --> 00:42:25,100
Now, look, if that's drugs,
then this is drugs, too.
842
00:42:25,266 --> 00:42:26,601
If you don't arrest us, I'll report you.
843
00:42:26,684 --> 00:42:28,395
-Lucas!
-Leave me the fuck alone.
844
00:42:28,561 --> 00:42:30,647
I mean, sorry to fucking swear
at kids but, fuck.
845
00:42:30,814 --> 00:42:32,733
You know, I'm gonna arrest you
for fucking ruining my day.
846
00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:35,569
All right? I'll take them. Let me go home!
847
00:42:39,907 --> 00:42:41,575
-He's calling for backup.
-What do we do?
848
00:42:41,742 --> 00:42:43,077
No, no, listen.
849
00:42:43,244 --> 00:42:44,995
I decided I don't want kids.
850
00:42:45,372 --> 00:42:46,415
What's up?
851
00:42:46,498 --> 00:42:47,916
The cop's eye-fucking us.
852
00:42:48,083 --> 00:42:50,127
We have to make a run for it.
I know what to do.
853
00:42:50,293 --> 00:42:51,795
Well, no, it's not up for...
854
00:42:51,962 --> 00:42:53,296
Well, no, you may be detective,
855
00:42:53,380 --> 00:42:54,714
but in the marriage, we're equal.
856
00:42:55,715 --> 00:42:57,342
Just hang up. Who cares?
857
00:42:59,137 --> 00:43:01,222
This is free 'cause I'm a cop.
858
00:43:19,283 --> 00:43:20,492
What the fuck, Thor?
859
00:43:20,659 --> 00:43:23,829
You didn't even care about my shoulder.
You just wanted a beer.
860
00:43:23,996 --> 00:43:25,248
I can care about two things.
861
00:43:25,415 --> 00:43:27,125
Yeah, you and your stupid beer!
862
00:43:27,292 --> 00:43:28,835
Now we're fugitives.
863
00:43:29,002 --> 00:43:30,378
Why are you yelling at me?
864
00:43:30,545 --> 00:43:32,881
I just ran off without my family's bikes.
865
00:43:33,047 --> 00:43:34,466
Cycle Sundays are fucked!
866
00:43:34,632 --> 00:43:35,800
Guys, guys.
867
00:43:35,967 --> 00:43:37,218
The mall!
868
00:43:38,679 --> 00:43:40,973
-Holy shit! We made it!
-Yes! Yes!
869
00:43:43,434 --> 00:43:44,768
Come on, come on, come on.
870
00:43:47,521 --> 00:43:48,564
Oh, shit.
871
00:43:48,731 --> 00:43:49,815
Holy mother...
872
00:43:51,693 --> 00:43:53,028
Goddamn it!
873
00:43:54,362 --> 00:43:57,699
Great. Now we're trapped between
a highway and the authorities.
874
00:43:57,866 --> 00:44:00,660
Well, we wouldn't be in this position
right now if you weren't such a narc.
875
00:44:00,827 --> 00:44:03,121
Guys! The mall's right there!
876
00:44:03,288 --> 00:44:05,541
All we have to do is cross the highway.
877
00:44:05,708 --> 00:44:07,293
And the cars aren't even moving!
878
00:44:07,460 --> 00:44:10,838
Now, are we fifth-graders
or are we sixth-graders?
879
00:44:25,979 --> 00:44:27,814
Well, I'm going back into the woods.
880
00:44:27,981 --> 00:44:29,608
I'll live off of rain water and squirrels.
881
00:44:29,775 --> 00:44:30,859
I don't give a fuck.
882
00:44:31,026 --> 00:44:32,153
No, you won't.
883
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:33,488
Oh, my gosh.
884
00:44:33,655 --> 00:44:35,657
No. It's like a parking lot. See?
885
00:44:36,824 --> 00:44:38,910
Wait, you stole another beer?
886
00:44:39,077 --> 00:44:40,245
What the fuck, Thor?
887
00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:41,704
Hey! You guys aren't the ones
888
00:44:41,871 --> 00:44:44,165
who's gonna have "Sippy Cup"
on their goddamn tombstone.
889
00:44:44,332 --> 00:44:46,210
God, say it, don't spray it.
890
00:44:48,504 --> 00:44:50,339
Get off the freeway!
891
00:44:50,506 --> 00:44:53,759
Children crossing.
Please, children are crossing.
892
00:44:55,052 --> 00:44:57,221
What are you guys doing?
Get back to the side!
893
00:44:57,388 --> 00:44:58,682
-Go! Now!
-Go, go, go.
894
00:44:58,848 --> 00:45:00,475
Fucking idiots!
895
00:45:00,642 --> 00:45:02,519
Wait, I got a message.
896
00:45:03,478 --> 00:45:04,604
Oh, it's from Taylor.
897
00:45:04,896 --> 00:45:06,564
She said Marcus is coming to the party.
898
00:45:06,731 --> 00:45:08,608
He has a huge crush on Brixlee.
899
00:45:08,775 --> 00:45:10,735
She's definitely gonna kiss him.
He's the nicest kid in our grade.
900
00:45:10,902 --> 00:45:13,406
Wait. I'm the nicest kid in our grade.
901
00:45:13,572 --> 00:45:17,702
It goes me, Marcus, Max, you.
902
00:45:17,868 --> 00:45:19,036
I'm way nicer than Max.
903
00:45:19,203 --> 00:45:22,290
No, you're not!
You made Ms. Willoughby cry last year.
904
00:45:22,581 --> 00:45:24,333
Hey, she was already crying.
I just took her picture.
905
00:45:24,417 --> 00:45:25,419
Guys, guys!
906
00:45:26,044 --> 00:45:28,005
-Look! It started.
-Oh, shit!
907
00:45:29,381 --> 00:45:30,382
Shit!
908
00:45:30,465 --> 00:45:31,383
Oh, fuck!
909
00:45:31,466 --> 00:45:32,884
Let's go back!
910
00:45:33,135 --> 00:45:35,387
- Oh, no!
- We're trapped!
911
00:45:36,013 --> 00:45:37,014
Let us out!
912
00:45:39,976 --> 00:45:42,353
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
913
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,689
No, we're not.
We just need to time it, okay?
914
00:45:44,856 --> 00:45:45,898
We just need to time it right!
915
00:45:46,065 --> 00:45:47,066
We can do this, guys!
916
00:45:47,233 --> 00:45:48,735
We can do this!
917
00:45:50,653 --> 00:45:51,655
No!
918
00:45:52,865 --> 00:45:53,907
Max!
919
00:45:53,991 --> 00:45:55,743
Are you batshit crazy?
920
00:45:56,368 --> 00:45:58,120
What the fuck are you doing?
921
00:45:59,913 --> 00:46:01,957
Oh, shit! He made it.
922
00:46:02,875 --> 00:46:04,084
I did it!
923
00:46:04,251 --> 00:46:05,295
Lucas.
924
00:46:05,462 --> 00:46:06,838
Lucas, look at me right now.
925
00:46:07,005 --> 00:46:09,049
I know you're scared. I'm not at all.
926
00:46:09,215 --> 00:46:10,425
Shut up, Thor!
927
00:46:12,385 --> 00:46:14,137
-Lucas, fucking no!
-Shit, shit!
928
00:46:15,096 --> 00:46:15,972
Lucas!
929
00:46:18,559 --> 00:46:20,770
No! Lucas!
930
00:46:22,355 --> 00:46:23,814
I'm not dead!
931
00:46:23,981 --> 00:46:25,649
I'm not dead! Yes!
932
00:46:25,816 --> 00:46:27,026
You got it, man! Come on!
933
00:46:27,193 --> 00:46:28,235
Fuck you!
934
00:46:28,402 --> 00:46:30,529
I love you, too! Now come over here!
935
00:46:30,696 --> 00:46:31,740
I want my mom.
936
00:46:31,907 --> 00:46:33,200
-Come on! Come on!
-Come on!
937
00:46:33,367 --> 00:46:36,661
I'm fine! I'll just live here. I'm good.
938
00:46:36,828 --> 00:46:38,246
-Come on!
-You got this!
939
00:46:38,330 --> 00:46:40,707
All right. Come on, Thor.
940
00:46:40,874 --> 00:46:43,418
You are not Sippy Cup. You're a badass.
941
00:46:46,172 --> 00:46:48,132
Oh, shit, my beer!
942
00:46:57,392 --> 00:46:58,394
Oh, shit!
943
00:47:06,735 --> 00:47:07,778
Wait!
944
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,738
That's my dad's CPR doll.
945
00:47:10,197 --> 00:47:11,533
-Oh.
-That's my dad's CPR doll!
946
00:47:11,616 --> 00:47:13,076
We're not murderers!
947
00:47:13,326 --> 00:47:15,120
-We're saved!
-We're not fucking killers!
948
00:47:15,286 --> 00:47:16,913
We're not killers!
949
00:47:26,340 --> 00:47:28,259
Beep, beep! Excuse me.
950
00:47:28,426 --> 00:47:29,427
Pardon me.
951
00:47:29,593 --> 00:47:30,928
Sorry. Excuse me. Gotta get through.
952
00:47:32,179 --> 00:47:33,097
Sorry!
953
00:47:36,142 --> 00:47:37,017
Hey.
954
00:47:37,101 --> 00:47:38,770
We called about the BD Rolling Thunder.
955
00:47:39,563 --> 00:47:40,981
I'm so sorry, you guys.
956
00:47:41,940 --> 00:47:42,774
Sold it.
957
00:47:42,858 --> 00:47:46,069
Ha-ha. Nice joke. So funny.
958
00:47:46,403 --> 00:47:47,779
No, I did. I sold it.
959
00:47:47,863 --> 00:47:49,114
Two girls, said they knew you.
960
00:47:50,657 --> 00:47:52,034
-Fuck you!
-Jesus!
961
00:47:52,201 --> 00:47:53,244
I'm gonna kill your family...
962
00:47:53,411 --> 00:47:54,954
Ease off the sugar?
963
00:47:55,037 --> 00:47:56,998
-And turn your whole family into zombies!
-Max!
964
00:47:57,165 --> 00:48:00,293
I was gonna say...
You didn't let me finish.
965
00:48:01,294 --> 00:48:02,753
They left a note for ya.
966
00:48:10,429 --> 00:48:12,347
- Why are they walking like that?
- I don't know.
967
00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:17,854
How'd you guys track us?
968
00:48:17,937 --> 00:48:19,481
We threw your bag in prickle bushes.
969
00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:21,608
Dumbass, you told us
that your life would be over
970
00:48:21,691 --> 00:48:23,651
if you didn't get a BD Rolling Thunder.
971
00:48:23,735 --> 00:48:26,571
And this is the only place
a child could get to on a tricycle.
972
00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:29,866
Okay. I have the drugs.
Now give me the drone.
973
00:48:33,496 --> 00:48:34,872
You fucking kidding me?
974
00:48:37,374 --> 00:48:39,835
What in the actual fuck?
These are just gummy vitamins.
975
00:48:40,002 --> 00:48:41,337
Told you she was gonna check.
976
00:48:41,504 --> 00:48:42,755
Where is the molly?
977
00:48:42,922 --> 00:48:44,758
-Where is it?
-A cop has it.
978
00:48:44,841 --> 00:48:47,052
You gave our drugs to a cop?
979
00:48:47,219 --> 00:48:48,470
Wait, look.
980
00:48:48,637 --> 00:48:51,348
I know you don't know us,
and you think we're just stupid kids
981
00:48:51,515 --> 00:48:52,807
but just listen to me.
982
00:48:52,974 --> 00:48:56,269
Whatever problems you're having,
drugs are not the answer.
983
00:48:56,895 --> 00:48:58,898
Drugs just give you
a false sense of reality.
984
00:48:59,065 --> 00:49:00,733
You may think your lives are bad
985
00:49:00,816 --> 00:49:03,402
but you have family and friends
who love you.
986
00:49:03,486 --> 00:49:04,654
Can you shut the fuck up?
987
00:49:04,737 --> 00:49:06,697
I just spent $600 on a fucking drone.
988
00:49:07,198 --> 00:49:08,991
You ruined my passionate moment.
989
00:49:09,075 --> 00:49:11,370
- Well, it was stupid.
- This day is fucked.
990
00:49:11,453 --> 00:49:14,748
Benji is the only one who has molly
and he won't sell it to us.
991
00:49:15,082 --> 00:49:16,959
Okay, well, I'm sorry, we're fucked.
992
00:49:17,584 --> 00:49:18,752
We'll do it.
993
00:49:19,169 --> 00:49:20,629
We'll get you drugs.
994
00:49:21,797 --> 00:49:22,881
The fuck we will.
995
00:49:22,965 --> 00:49:24,300
What the hell, dude?
996
00:49:24,384 --> 00:49:25,635
Do you think he would sell to kids?
997
00:49:25,718 --> 00:49:26,803
We're not kids.
998
00:49:27,178 --> 00:49:28,054
We're tweens.
999
00:49:29,138 --> 00:49:30,265
What do we have to lose?
1000
00:49:33,393 --> 00:49:34,394
So, it's a deal?
1001
00:49:36,271 --> 00:49:40,067
Max, this is fucking insane.
Just take your goddamn punishment.
1002
00:49:40,150 --> 00:49:41,235
Lucas and I will go to the party
1003
00:49:41,318 --> 00:49:43,404
and we'll cockblock anyone
that gets near Brixlee.
1004
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:46,282
They didn't invite you.
1005
00:49:47,283 --> 00:49:48,576
What?
1006
00:49:49,118 --> 00:49:51,079
The popular kids only invited me.
1007
00:49:51,871 --> 00:49:52,747
What do you mean?
1008
00:49:53,123 --> 00:49:55,584
They think you're kind of... random.
1009
00:49:56,084 --> 00:49:57,168
Oh.
1010
00:49:57,377 --> 00:49:58,420
But it's okay
1011
00:49:58,503 --> 00:50:01,047
'cause once those guys get to know you,
they'll see what I see.
1012
00:50:01,131 --> 00:50:02,424
That you're not random.
1013
00:50:02,507 --> 00:50:03,592
That you're specific.
1014
00:50:04,051 --> 00:50:05,428
I'm not buying drugs.
1015
00:50:05,511 --> 00:50:06,554
Neither am I.
1016
00:50:06,637 --> 00:50:08,514
You guys don't have to.
I'll do all the talking.
1017
00:50:08,639 --> 00:50:10,057
I just need your height in there.
1018
00:50:10,141 --> 00:50:13,185
You're the only one of us that looks
like they could be in college.
1019
00:50:14,270 --> 00:50:15,271
Guys...
1020
00:50:15,896 --> 00:50:17,107
are you in or out?
1021
00:50:19,776 --> 00:50:21,903
So, you guys did all of this
for a kissing party?
1022
00:50:21,987 --> 00:50:24,573
No, there's also gonna be cool boys there.
1023
00:50:25,198 --> 00:50:26,783
Remember my first kissing party.
1024
00:50:26,950 --> 00:50:29,536
It was the summer after sixth grade
at Manush Patel's house.
1025
00:50:29,745 --> 00:50:30,788
Who'd you kiss?
1026
00:50:30,872 --> 00:50:32,915
Manush's sister.
1027
00:50:33,666 --> 00:50:35,126
Wait, you weren't there?
1028
00:50:35,209 --> 00:50:36,586
No, we didn't really know each other then.
1029
00:50:36,669 --> 00:50:38,087
I mean, we were in the same grade
1030
00:50:38,171 --> 00:50:39,881
but we didn't really become close
until eighth grade.
1031
00:50:40,757 --> 00:50:44,136
Oh, I just figured you guys knew
each other for longer.
1032
00:50:44,219 --> 00:50:46,263
Yeah, everybody knows you meet
your best friends in kindergarten.
1033
00:50:46,388 --> 00:50:47,473
Yeah.
1034
00:50:47,765 --> 00:50:49,308
Yeah, the only reason you're friends
with people back then
1035
00:50:49,391 --> 00:50:50,643
is 'cause you live close to each other.
1036
00:50:50,726 --> 00:50:51,894
Yeah, because your parents are friends.
1037
00:50:51,977 --> 00:50:54,188
No, that's not true for us.
1038
00:50:54,271 --> 00:50:56,106
We're friends because we like each other.
1039
00:50:56,190 --> 00:50:57,692
And we live close together.
1040
00:50:57,776 --> 00:50:59,194
And our parents are friends.
1041
00:51:09,496 --> 00:51:10,748
Okay, come here.
1042
00:51:11,916 --> 00:51:14,960
Go in, buy two pills. Ask for Benji.
1043
00:51:15,127 --> 00:51:16,504
Do not mention Hannah.
1044
00:51:16,587 --> 00:51:17,546
Who's Hannah?
1045
00:51:18,422 --> 00:51:19,715
-I am.
-Oh.
1046
00:51:20,424 --> 00:51:21,258
I'm Max.
1047
00:51:21,342 --> 00:51:22,510
Yeah, I know who you are.
1048
00:51:23,512 --> 00:51:26,723
Just go in there, buy the pills,
and then I'll trade you for the drone.
1049
00:51:29,851 --> 00:51:32,104
Okay, if this goes bad, drive off.
1050
00:51:32,646 --> 00:51:33,480
-Okay.
-Okay.
1051
00:51:33,980 --> 00:51:35,691
It's not too late to turn back.
1052
00:51:35,774 --> 00:51:37,652
No. We have to get the drugs,
1053
00:51:37,735 --> 00:51:40,279
so we can get the drone,
so we can go to the party.
1054
00:52:04,097 --> 00:52:05,098
Hello?
1055
00:52:14,065 --> 00:52:17,153
I am your daddy!
You are my babies!
1056
00:52:17,236 --> 00:52:18,237
Yes, Daddy!
1057
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:22,074
You will all stay down here
and suffer until you learn to be men.
1058
00:52:24,702 --> 00:52:25,786
Yes, Daddy!
1059
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,372
- What do babies wear?
- Diapers!
1060
00:52:28,456 --> 00:52:29,749
That's right!
1061
00:52:31,418 --> 00:52:34,337
Good evening. We're looking for Benji.
1062
00:52:37,215 --> 00:52:39,134
Hey, Dickless, come here.
1063
00:52:39,384 --> 00:52:40,469
Yes, Daddy.
1064
00:52:40,552 --> 00:52:41,720
All right, I need you to go find Benji
1065
00:52:42,262 --> 00:52:43,306
and tell him he's got visitors.
1066
00:52:43,765 --> 00:52:44,766
Yes, Daddy.
1067
00:52:44,849 --> 00:52:46,851
I ask the fucking questions!
1068
00:52:47,393 --> 00:52:48,519
That's your son?
1069
00:52:48,895 --> 00:52:51,522
You guys can go sit your asses down
over there and wait.
1070
00:52:52,565 --> 00:52:56,027
Whatever happens to you
is your own fucking fault!
1071
00:52:56,653 --> 00:52:59,364
Drop and give me 20, you fucking babies!
1072
00:53:00,657 --> 00:53:01,658
Yes, Daddy!
1073
00:53:03,786 --> 00:53:05,329
Four! Get up!
1074
00:53:07,581 --> 00:53:08,582
Can I help you?
1075
00:53:08,665 --> 00:53:09,876
Good afternoon.
1076
00:53:09,959 --> 00:53:12,462
We would like to buy
two pieces of molly, please.
1077
00:53:17,342 --> 00:53:19,636
Did Rafi from Sigma Nu send you?
1078
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,680
He did, that fucker.
You guys are, like, seven.
1079
00:53:23,140 --> 00:53:24,141
Except for you.
1080
00:53:24,225 --> 00:53:25,935
I recognize you from Econ. What's up, man?
1081
00:53:27,937 --> 00:53:30,105
Seriously, I'm not selling drugs to kids.
1082
00:53:30,397 --> 00:53:31,690
We're not kids, we're tweens.
1083
00:53:34,568 --> 00:53:36,028
Who told you to come here?
1084
00:53:36,111 --> 00:53:38,198
Sell us the drugs, and you'll find out.
1085
00:53:43,370 --> 00:53:44,329
All right.
1086
00:53:45,497 --> 00:53:46,540
Stay there.
1087
00:53:53,047 --> 00:53:54,048
Hey.
1088
00:53:55,132 --> 00:53:57,218
How long do you think he's gonna be?
1089
00:54:02,557 --> 00:54:04,226
You made me high!
1090
00:54:15,988 --> 00:54:17,240
Tell me who sent you.
1091
00:54:19,492 --> 00:54:20,785
Hannah.
1092
00:54:21,911 --> 00:54:23,037
What? I'm high as fuck.
1093
00:54:25,331 --> 00:54:27,417
So, this is what she thinks of me?
1094
00:54:28,042 --> 00:54:31,297
You can tell Hannah
that if she wants molly,
1095
00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:33,257
she can suck my dick.
1096
00:54:34,383 --> 00:54:35,718
You shouldn't talk about women like that.
1097
00:54:36,468 --> 00:54:39,388
The only time she should suck your dick
is when she gives you consent.
1098
00:54:41,223 --> 00:54:42,893
You can suck my dick.
1099
00:54:42,976 --> 00:54:44,936
And you can suck my dick, too.
1100
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,272
What about me? I'm just gonna sit here?
1101
00:54:49,482 --> 00:54:51,818
We're the Bean Bag Boys.
We do everything together.
1102
00:54:52,944 --> 00:54:55,196
Get the fuck out of here,
you little fucking babies. Let's go.
1103
00:54:56,699 --> 00:54:57,742
Get out!
1104
00:55:00,870 --> 00:55:02,204
Hey, guys, wait.
1105
00:55:03,247 --> 00:55:05,166
I have something here
that might change your mind.
1106
00:55:06,876 --> 00:55:08,085
Hurry up.
1107
00:55:08,502 --> 00:55:09,796
- Pledges!
- Yes, Daddy!
1108
00:55:10,505 --> 00:55:11,882
Bitch! Now who's the baby?
1109
00:55:12,883 --> 00:55:14,009
-Holy shit.
-What the fuck?
1110
00:55:14,092 --> 00:55:16,219
If I don't get those drugs,
I'm gonna be grounded!
1111
00:55:16,303 --> 00:55:18,430
And then I'll never get to kiss Brixlee.
1112
00:55:18,555 --> 00:55:21,266
Max! What the fuck are you doing?
1113
00:55:21,433 --> 00:55:23,978
You sell drugs, we came here to buy them.
1114
00:55:24,062 --> 00:55:25,897
So, now you're gonna sell us the drugs.
1115
00:55:26,522 --> 00:55:27,982
Do not test me!
1116
00:55:29,108 --> 00:55:29,943
Okay.
1117
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,155
You want the drugs?
I'm not your parent. Here.
1118
00:55:34,656 --> 00:55:35,490
Thanks.
1119
00:55:35,573 --> 00:55:37,034
Oh, shit.
1120
00:55:38,619 --> 00:55:39,662
Oh, you're fucking dead.
1121
00:55:43,374 --> 00:55:44,625
Fuck's going on down here?
1122
00:55:47,294 --> 00:55:48,712
She just dropped the charges.
1123
00:55:49,297 --> 00:55:50,465
Oh, God.
1124
00:55:58,014 --> 00:55:58,848
Holy shit.
1125
00:56:03,688 --> 00:56:05,189
Max, watch out!
1126
00:56:08,734 --> 00:56:09,986
I got your back.
1127
00:56:10,444 --> 00:56:11,654
Thor!
1128
00:56:14,782 --> 00:56:16,368
Your ass is mine!
1129
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,499
Oh, my God! I just killed a man!
1130
00:56:22,582 --> 00:56:23,709
Lucas, get the drugs!
1131
00:56:28,672 --> 00:56:29,799
We were never here!
1132
00:56:30,508 --> 00:56:32,885
Start the fucking car!
1133
00:56:34,971 --> 00:56:35,972
What's happening?
1134
00:56:36,055 --> 00:56:36,973
Fucking go!
1135
00:56:37,056 --> 00:56:39,225
- Fuck?
- Shit, shit, shit!
1136
00:56:40,143 --> 00:56:42,187
Drive! Drive!
1137
00:56:51,071 --> 00:56:52,448
Lucas, drugs.
1138
00:56:54,450 --> 00:56:56,619
No, no, no.
Let me see what's in the bottle.
1139
00:56:58,038 --> 00:56:59,622
Yeah. Of course.
1140
00:57:03,752 --> 00:57:05,587
Okay, just, give it to me.
1141
00:57:11,135 --> 00:57:13,262
Wow, you guys are little badasses.
1142
00:57:13,679 --> 00:57:15,389
It's 'cause we're the Bean Bag Boys.
1143
00:57:16,390 --> 00:57:17,433
I don't know what that means.
1144
00:57:17,725 --> 00:57:18,726
We have beanbags.
1145
00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:23,357
It's been real, guys.
1146
00:57:24,024 --> 00:57:25,525
Have fun at your kissing party.
1147
00:57:26,193 --> 00:57:27,110
Thank you.
1148
00:57:31,656 --> 00:57:34,201
Oh. We're only 1.7 miles away.
1149
00:57:38,289 --> 00:57:40,208
What's wrong? We got the drone.
Everything worked out.
1150
00:57:40,291 --> 00:57:41,292
Max.
1151
00:57:42,126 --> 00:57:44,462
I got punched in the fucking face, okay?
1152
00:57:45,088 --> 00:57:46,506
We bought drugs.
1153
00:57:47,673 --> 00:57:49,718
Can we just go home now?
1154
00:58:00,771 --> 00:58:02,023
Guys, it's my dad.
1155
00:58:03,608 --> 00:58:04,442
Hey, Dad!
1156
00:58:04,526 --> 00:58:05,527
Hey, buddy!
1157
00:58:05,610 --> 00:58:08,154
I got on the early flight,
so I'll be home in 15 minutes.
1158
00:58:08,530 --> 00:58:10,657
Fifteen minutes from now
or 15 minutes from later?
1159
00:58:10,740 --> 00:58:12,784
Ha-ha. Funny guy.
1160
00:58:12,867 --> 00:58:14,035
I'll see you soon.
1161
00:58:15,287 --> 00:58:17,164
My dad'll be home in 15 minutes.
1162
00:58:17,915 --> 00:58:19,333
Maybe he won't notice
that the drone's gone.
1163
00:58:19,417 --> 00:58:20,376
He'll notice.
1164
00:58:20,459 --> 00:58:21,710
He's very observant.
1165
00:58:21,794 --> 00:58:23,796
That's why my mom fell in love with him.
1166
00:58:24,422 --> 00:58:26,757
The drone has to be home before your dad.
1167
00:58:27,091 --> 00:58:30,345
-I know.
-Just the drone. Not you.
1168
00:58:31,054 --> 00:58:32,597
Just the drone.
1169
00:58:36,852 --> 00:58:38,103
Okay.
1170
00:58:42,108 --> 00:58:43,234
Here we go.
1171
00:58:43,818 --> 00:58:44,986
-Yes!
-Yes!
1172
00:58:48,990 --> 00:58:50,533
- Careful!
- I got this, I got this. Oh!
1173
00:58:52,785 --> 00:58:54,078
Fly like the wind, Max.
1174
00:58:55,664 --> 00:58:57,374
Yeah, take a right up here.
1175
00:58:59,918 --> 00:59:01,253
-I see your house.
-There it is, there it is.
1176
00:59:01,962 --> 00:59:03,213
The windows are closed.
1177
00:59:03,297 --> 00:59:05,215
-Shit, what do I do?
-The chimney!
1178
00:59:11,055 --> 00:59:12,932
-It's very tight.
-You got this.
1179
00:59:14,225 --> 00:59:15,602
Shit, I can't see. I can't see.
1180
00:59:15,685 --> 00:59:16,978
There's ash all over the camera.
1181
00:59:17,312 --> 00:59:19,647
-Use the Force.
-No, no. I can do this.
1182
00:59:19,731 --> 00:59:22,234
I know my house perfectly.
I can do this with my eyes closed.
1183
00:59:22,818 --> 00:59:24,069
Don't break anything.
1184
00:59:24,153 --> 00:59:25,779
Trust me, I got this.
1185
00:59:45,842 --> 00:59:48,053
-I'm the best pilot ever!
-Yes!
1186
00:59:57,104 --> 00:59:58,773
-I think we did it.
-Yeah.
1187
00:59:58,856 --> 01:00:00,608
Mission accomplished!
1188
01:00:01,693 --> 01:00:02,694
Hey, Dad.
1189
01:00:03,654 --> 01:00:04,988
Did you get home safe?
1190
01:00:05,072 --> 01:00:07,491
I cannot believe that I trusted you!
1191
01:00:07,574 --> 01:00:10,160
I explicitly told you,
"Do not take the drone out."
1192
01:00:10,869 --> 01:00:11,870
Oh, my God.
1193
01:00:11,954 --> 01:00:13,497
I love you.
1194
01:00:13,580 --> 01:00:14,456
Dad?
1195
01:00:15,667 --> 01:00:18,211
Dad, please. Say "I love you" back.
1196
01:00:18,294 --> 01:00:19,837
I need to hear it.
1197
01:00:21,047 --> 01:00:22,048
Hello?
1198
01:00:26,219 --> 01:00:27,387
My dad said I'm grounded.
1199
01:00:27,971 --> 01:00:30,182
Now I'm never gonna be able
to kiss Brixlee.
1200
01:00:30,391 --> 01:00:32,685
It's okay, Max. There'll be other parties.
1201
01:00:33,018 --> 01:00:33,978
Lucas, you don't get it!
1202
01:00:34,395 --> 01:00:35,312
He's right, Lucas.
1203
01:00:35,646 --> 01:00:38,315
This party could change our lives,
and you don't even care.
1204
01:00:38,399 --> 01:00:39,942
It's not cool at all.
1205
01:00:40,401 --> 01:00:41,695
Yeah, you would know what's not cool.
1206
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:43,697
What the fuck does that mean?
1207
01:00:43,780 --> 01:00:45,073
Go sip a beer, Sippy Cup.
1208
01:00:45,156 --> 01:00:46,408
I love beer.
1209
01:00:46,700 --> 01:00:48,118
So yes, I will.
1210
01:00:48,201 --> 01:00:49,786
And you may think you're so mature
1211
01:00:49,869 --> 01:00:51,788
but the truth is, you don't have pubes.
1212
01:00:52,205 --> 01:00:53,582
And I have six.
1213
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:56,168
You say you have pubes,
but you also say you drink beer.
1214
01:00:56,252 --> 01:00:57,128
And I know you don't.
1215
01:00:57,211 --> 01:00:58,921
Stop arguing!
1216
01:00:59,005 --> 01:01:01,674
Just admit you skipped the audition
because you thought it wasn't cool...
1217
01:01:01,757 --> 01:01:03,259
even though your voice is a fucking gift.
1218
01:01:03,342 --> 01:01:06,387
And you always talk a big game,
and you never back it up.
1219
01:01:06,637 --> 01:01:07,763
Like on the freeway.
1220
01:01:07,847 --> 01:01:10,684
Oh, sorry I didn't wanna cross
12 lanes of traffic,
1221
01:01:10,767 --> 01:01:12,603
so you can kiss some skank.
1222
01:01:12,936 --> 01:01:14,021
Oh, shit.
1223
01:01:14,104 --> 01:01:16,648
She's not a skank, she's the love
of my life. You take that back!
1224
01:01:16,940 --> 01:01:18,900
- Hey!
- Hey! No karate!
1225
01:01:18,984 --> 01:01:21,028
Stop fighting!
1226
01:01:21,487 --> 01:01:23,573
You should never call a woman a skank.
1227
01:01:23,656 --> 01:01:26,367
You should never call a woman anything!
1228
01:01:27,076 --> 01:01:28,369
And you!
1229
01:01:28,453 --> 01:01:29,829
You made us ditch school,
1230
01:01:29,912 --> 01:01:31,331
run around with drugs
1231
01:01:31,414 --> 01:01:33,416
and lock a cop in a convenience store,
1232
01:01:33,541 --> 01:01:36,086
with what I now suspect is a dildo!
1233
01:01:37,755 --> 01:01:40,299
What the fuck are you looking at, Gandalf?
1234
01:01:40,382 --> 01:01:41,425
Oh.
1235
01:01:41,508 --> 01:01:43,135
You guys don't understand shit!
1236
01:01:43,218 --> 01:01:47,264
I have hormones flowing through my body
making me do crazy things.
1237
01:01:47,348 --> 01:01:48,892
Do you even know what it feels like...
1238
01:01:48,975 --> 01:01:51,895
...to wanna rub up against a tree
all the time?
1239
01:01:51,978 --> 01:01:53,438
You think you're better than us.
1240
01:01:53,521 --> 01:01:55,148
Not better, just more mature.
1241
01:01:55,315 --> 01:01:57,275
I'm into romance and grown-up shit
1242
01:01:57,359 --> 01:01:59,527
and you guys
are still into little kid stuff.
1243
01:01:59,819 --> 01:02:01,447
I don't even know why we're still friends.
1244
01:02:29,060 --> 01:02:32,397
Everything you like
is now canceled.
1245
01:02:32,522 --> 01:02:34,273
Birthdays are canceled.
1246
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:35,692
Holidays are canceled.
1247
01:02:36,401 --> 01:02:37,902
Summers, canceled.
1248
01:02:37,985 --> 01:02:39,362
Winter is coming.
1249
01:02:39,612 --> 01:02:40,655
I'm sorry, Daddy.
1250
01:02:40,738 --> 01:02:43,575
No! You are no longer allowed
to call me "Daddy".
1251
01:02:43,826 --> 01:02:46,954
Call me "Andrew"
or "Mr. Newman" or "warden".
1252
01:02:47,121 --> 01:02:49,039
Underneath that cherubic face,
1253
01:02:49,206 --> 01:02:50,666
devil lives inside you.
1254
01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:55,296
I will always love you
because you are my son,
1255
01:02:56,715 --> 01:02:58,133
but I no longer like you.
1256
01:03:05,098 --> 01:03:05,974
Thorny!
1257
01:03:06,474 --> 01:03:08,728
I just got off the phone with Max's mom!
1258
01:03:10,646 --> 01:03:13,149
Did you know he skipped school
and biked to the mall by himself?
1259
01:03:13,733 --> 01:03:15,151
-He said that?
-He did.
1260
01:03:15,609 --> 01:03:18,779
Promise me you'll never do something
as stupid as that, okay?
1261
01:03:19,321 --> 01:03:20,364
I promise.
1262
01:03:24,244 --> 01:03:25,662
And then we run
across the highway,
1263
01:03:25,746 --> 01:03:30,083
my arm got ripped out,
and a fake woman shot out of a car.
1264
01:03:30,167 --> 01:03:31,918
But we still got the drugs.
1265
01:03:32,002 --> 01:03:35,715
But then we traded the drone for it,
and Max destroyed his house with it.
1266
01:03:35,798 --> 01:03:38,301
But it was only because
he wanted to marry Brixlee
1267
01:03:38,384 --> 01:03:40,470
and now he can't because
he's grounded for life,
1268
01:03:40,553 --> 01:03:43,347
and we got into a huge fight,
and the Bean Bag Boys are broke up,
1269
01:03:43,431 --> 01:03:44,640
and am I in trouble?
1270
01:03:44,807 --> 01:03:46,392
Okay, Son. Now, look,
1271
01:03:46,476 --> 01:03:49,688
I love a good story with a bunch of
gibberish just as much as anybody, okay?
1272
01:03:49,772 --> 01:03:51,565
I know you're going through
a stressful time
1273
01:03:51,690 --> 01:03:53,901
but it doesn't give you a reason
to tell us fibs.
1274
01:03:54,067 --> 01:03:55,444
I'm not fibbing.
1275
01:03:55,569 --> 01:03:57,696
I'm 100% sure you're fibbin' to me.
1276
01:03:57,863 --> 01:03:58,989
I'm not fibbing.
1277
01:03:59,156 --> 01:04:01,326
Okay, I think I understand
what's happening here.
1278
01:04:01,493 --> 01:04:03,453
You think you're losing us
1279
01:04:03,536 --> 01:04:06,122
and now you're worried
you're gonna lose your friends, too.
1280
01:04:06,790 --> 01:04:07,665
Look at me, man.
1281
01:04:07,957 --> 01:04:10,460
We'll always be there, right?
I mean, look, don't get me wrong...
1282
01:04:10,627 --> 01:04:13,338
me and your mom are not the same people
we were when we first met.
1283
01:04:14,757 --> 01:04:17,259
You tend to grow apart sometimes.
But it's okay.
1284
01:04:17,676 --> 01:04:18,969
You remember your hermit crab?
1285
01:04:19,053 --> 01:04:20,262
Herman? Yeah.
1286
01:04:20,346 --> 01:04:21,472
That's right, Herman.
1287
01:04:21,639 --> 01:04:22,765
And you remember why he died?
1288
01:04:23,057 --> 01:04:24,225
Oh, son of a...
1289
01:04:24,308 --> 01:04:26,143
You told me he ran away!
1290
01:04:26,310 --> 01:04:27,187
Technically, yes.
1291
01:04:27,479 --> 01:04:28,772
He ran away, but then he died.
1292
01:04:28,939 --> 01:04:30,148
Oh, my gosh. How?
1293
01:04:30,816 --> 01:04:31,733
Herman died
1294
01:04:32,025 --> 01:04:34,236
because hermit crabs
grow out of their shells
1295
01:04:34,319 --> 01:04:35,445
and they need to find
1296
01:04:35,529 --> 01:04:39,366
new, bigger seashells on the beach
to grow into, or they die.
1297
01:04:39,449 --> 01:04:40,535
And we didn't know that.
1298
01:04:40,618 --> 01:04:42,870
So, Herman died because of you guys?
1299
01:04:42,954 --> 01:04:44,580
The point is...
1300
01:04:44,831 --> 01:04:46,999
you and your friends
are growing and changing
1301
01:04:47,083 --> 01:04:48,960
and y'all need to find bigger shells.
1302
01:04:49,043 --> 01:04:50,920
And there's nothing wrong with that.
1303
01:04:51,629 --> 01:04:54,591
Okay, look, you need to blame
those pet store owners. Okay?
1304
01:04:54,675 --> 01:04:57,511
Because they did not give us
enough information about hermit crabs.
1305
01:05:11,860 --> 01:05:13,111
It's Lucas.
1306
01:05:15,363 --> 01:05:16,322
You scared the shit out of me.
1307
01:05:16,406 --> 01:05:18,575
I didn't want your parents to see my face.
1308
01:05:19,701 --> 01:05:20,995
Why are you even here?
1309
01:05:21,078 --> 01:05:23,122
I've grown a lot in the last two hours.
1310
01:05:23,247 --> 01:05:25,332
My parents' divorce has really changed me.
1311
01:05:26,041 --> 01:05:29,086
If the Bean Bag Boys don't grow together,
they'll grow apart.
1312
01:05:29,587 --> 01:05:30,462
I don't want that.
1313
01:05:31,714 --> 01:05:33,549
I don't wanna get a divorce from you.
1314
01:05:33,633 --> 01:05:36,803
Then you need to go to Soren's party.
You need to sneak out.
1315
01:05:36,887 --> 01:05:38,096
I can't, I'm grounded.
1316
01:05:38,388 --> 01:05:40,765
Besides, Brixlee's necklace
is still in the kiln.
1317
01:05:40,849 --> 01:05:43,059
Let me worry about the necklace.
1318
01:05:43,143 --> 01:05:45,145
And what are your parents gonna do?
Double-ground you?
1319
01:05:46,771 --> 01:05:48,858
Is Brixlee your forever or not?
1320
01:05:50,776 --> 01:05:52,695
Then you need to come with me now.
1321
01:05:53,279 --> 01:05:55,990
Fine, I'll go.
But I'm not apologizing to Thor.
1322
01:05:56,365 --> 01:05:57,491
He's not coming.
1323
01:05:57,950 --> 01:05:58,868
Good.
1324
01:05:59,493 --> 01:06:00,871
Fuck that bitch.
1325
01:06:01,038 --> 01:06:02,456
I'll go get my jacket.
1326
01:06:03,498 --> 01:06:04,499
Hey, Max.
1327
01:06:04,833 --> 01:06:05,667
Yeah?
1328
01:06:06,043 --> 01:06:07,210
Bring that dick.
1329
01:06:15,094 --> 01:06:16,554
You said Thor wasn't coming.
1330
01:06:16,721 --> 01:06:17,972
What the hell is he doing here?
1331
01:06:18,139 --> 01:06:19,015
I Parent-Trapped your asses.
1332
01:06:19,557 --> 01:06:22,226
See, now we're all in a bigger
hermit crab shell together.
1333
01:06:23,895 --> 01:06:25,605
It made sense when my parents said it.
1334
01:06:26,105 --> 01:06:27,900
So, you took the blame for us?
1335
01:06:27,983 --> 01:06:29,902
Yeah, I thought about what you would do
1336
01:06:30,069 --> 01:06:31,153
and did the opposite.
1337
01:06:31,904 --> 01:06:34,531
This party is gonna be an epic rager.
1338
01:06:34,698 --> 01:06:36,158
Okay, Sippy Cup.
1339
01:06:36,241 --> 01:06:38,327
Just stay out of my way, Maxi Pad.
1340
01:06:49,047 --> 01:06:52,258
Aw! Don't you boys look cute?
1341
01:06:52,425 --> 01:06:54,178
Everybody's in the basement.
1342
01:06:54,345 --> 01:06:56,430
I don't even wanna know
what's going on down there.
1343
01:06:56,764 --> 01:06:58,349
Come on in, fellas.
1344
01:06:58,766 --> 01:07:01,102
Hi. Hi, there.
1345
01:07:22,792 --> 01:07:24,210
Oh, my God. You made it.
1346
01:07:25,670 --> 01:07:27,880
Max, I want you to meet Brixlee.
1347
01:07:28,589 --> 01:07:30,925
Hi. I'm Max.
1348
01:07:32,010 --> 01:07:33,011
Hi.
1349
01:07:33,762 --> 01:07:35,639
It's nice to finally meet you.
1350
01:07:35,806 --> 01:07:37,307
You too.
1351
01:07:37,558 --> 01:07:38,851
Cool jacket.
1352
01:07:39,018 --> 01:07:40,019
Thank you.
1353
01:07:40,185 --> 01:07:41,770
I got it all by myself
1354
01:07:41,937 --> 01:07:43,188
with my mom.
1355
01:07:43,439 --> 01:07:45,691
I go shopping with my mom, too.
1356
01:07:46,818 --> 01:07:48,153
This is going so well.
1357
01:07:50,030 --> 01:07:51,781
Did you bring the necklace?
1358
01:07:53,950 --> 01:07:55,618
Brixlee, this is for you.
1359
01:07:56,244 --> 01:07:58,496
Oh, thanks! It's pretty.
1360
01:07:58,705 --> 01:07:59,749
They're nal.
1361
01:07:59,915 --> 01:08:01,167
Ooh, fancy.
1362
01:08:04,962 --> 01:08:06,589
I'm gonna wear this later.
1363
01:08:06,756 --> 01:08:08,132
Thanks, Max.
1364
01:08:08,674 --> 01:08:10,718
What's up, Sippy Cup?
1365
01:08:11,844 --> 01:08:14,347
Not much. Just got into a fight
1366
01:08:14,473 --> 01:08:17,017
with a bunch of men and stole a beer.
1367
01:08:18,477 --> 01:08:20,896
There's no way Sippy Cup
is gonna drink it.
1368
01:08:21,688 --> 01:08:23,690
Not only am I gonna drink it,
1369
01:08:23,857 --> 01:08:25,233
I'm gonna break the record.
1370
01:08:25,484 --> 01:08:26,944
Whoa.
1371
01:08:27,028 --> 01:08:29,197
I'm gonna take four sips.
1372
01:08:29,363 --> 01:08:31,866
Four's impossible.
Soren can't even do four.
1373
01:08:32,033 --> 01:08:33,117
Shut up.
1374
01:08:34,368 --> 01:08:35,453
Drink.
1375
01:08:53,098 --> 01:08:53,973
That's one.
1376
01:08:54,891 --> 01:08:56,017
Big deal.
1377
01:08:58,895 --> 01:09:00,438
That's two!
1378
01:09:01,815 --> 01:09:03,149
M'kay.
1379
01:09:08,948 --> 01:09:09,990
That's three!
1380
01:09:10,282 --> 01:09:11,742
This is insane.
1381
01:09:12,409 --> 01:09:14,245
He's gonna barf.
1382
01:09:14,411 --> 01:09:16,497
Somebody get him a sippy cup.
1383
01:09:16,664 --> 01:09:19,751
Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!
1384
01:09:27,008 --> 01:09:29,594
That's fucking four!
1385
01:09:30,262 --> 01:09:31,221
Fuck!
1386
01:09:31,847 --> 01:09:34,100
Thor! Thor! Thor!
1387
01:09:35,726 --> 01:09:37,520
I'm a fuckin' alcoholic!
1388
01:09:40,314 --> 01:09:41,440
No way!
1389
01:09:41,607 --> 01:09:43,401
Four sips, badass.
1390
01:09:43,568 --> 01:09:44,569
Mad respect to Thor.
1391
01:09:45,361 --> 01:09:46,363
Eyes up here.
1392
01:09:46,822 --> 01:09:49,575
If you don't consent to kissing,
that's cool.
1393
01:09:49,741 --> 01:09:51,326
You can go play VR upstairs.
1394
01:09:51,618 --> 01:09:54,371
But if you're staying down here,
you better strap in
1395
01:09:54,454 --> 01:09:56,165
because shit's about to get real.
1396
01:09:56,540 --> 01:09:57,708
Hell yeah.
1397
01:09:57,958 --> 01:09:59,168
Let's spin a bottle.
1398
01:09:59,669 --> 01:10:02,505
Well, then it's a good thing
I got a bottle right here!
1399
01:10:30,202 --> 01:10:31,328
I'm out.
1400
01:10:31,703 --> 01:10:32,704
Wait, where are you going?
1401
01:10:32,871 --> 01:10:35,957
That was nasty.
I'm going upstairs to play VR.
1402
01:10:36,124 --> 01:10:38,418
If you leave, you can never come back.
1403
01:10:39,295 --> 01:10:40,755
Oh, no!
1404
01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:51,057
Brixlee...
1405
01:10:51,224 --> 01:10:52,141
your turn.
1406
01:11:01,526 --> 01:11:03,237
Come on, come on, come on.
1407
01:11:29,014 --> 01:11:32,059
Oh, my God. This is the most
dramatic thing I've ever seen.
1408
01:11:34,771 --> 01:11:36,648
He's not gonna do it.
1409
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:39,484
He's gonna do it.
1410
01:11:41,736 --> 01:11:43,154
I can't do it.
1411
01:11:45,073 --> 01:11:47,493
People don't change. He's still Sippy Cup.
1412
01:11:48,452 --> 01:11:50,496
Wait, wait! Kissy Cup.
1413
01:11:50,913 --> 01:11:51,956
Kissy Cup.
1414
01:11:52,123 --> 01:11:55,293
Kissy cup!
Kissy cup! Kissy cup!
1415
01:11:55,584 --> 01:11:57,878
Fuck off, Atticus! His name is Thor.
1416
01:11:58,170 --> 01:12:00,257
And everyone knows your mom
plagiarized her cookbook.
1417
01:12:00,340 --> 01:12:02,259
Thor, wait up.
1418
01:12:08,181 --> 01:12:10,350
I'm sorry I called you a try-hard.
1419
01:12:10,767 --> 01:12:12,603
Nah, you were right.
1420
01:12:13,604 --> 01:12:16,024
This whole time I've been trying
to be someone who I wasn't.
1421
01:12:17,859 --> 01:12:19,152
I got an earring...
1422
01:12:19,694 --> 01:12:20,820
I drank a beer...
1423
01:12:21,904 --> 01:12:23,031
I quit singing.
1424
01:12:23,906 --> 01:12:24,949
Yeah.
1425
01:12:25,993 --> 01:12:27,745
I guess I went a little crazy today, too.
1426
01:12:32,041 --> 01:12:33,292
Let's get outta here.
1427
01:12:34,001 --> 01:12:36,420
No. You don't wanna do that.
1428
01:12:37,212 --> 01:12:39,257
You're gonna stay down here
and kiss Brixlee.
1429
01:12:40,425 --> 01:12:42,385
Bean Bag Boys do everything together.
1430
01:12:43,970 --> 01:12:45,055
Not everything.
1431
01:12:46,014 --> 01:12:47,265
Not anymore.
1432
01:12:51,061 --> 01:12:53,064
Maybe those old girls were right.
1433
01:12:54,231 --> 01:12:55,983
Maybe we're on different paths.
1434
01:12:57,151 --> 01:12:58,194
Yeah.
1435
01:12:59,028 --> 01:13:00,613
Then what are you gonna do?
1436
01:13:02,281 --> 01:13:05,034
I don't know. I just know it's not this.
1437
01:13:05,327 --> 01:13:06,870
No way.
1438
01:13:07,037 --> 01:13:08,163
This is insane.
1439
01:13:08,538 --> 01:13:09,915
Forget spin the bottle.
1440
01:13:10,665 --> 01:13:13,585
Now go over there,
and kiss your future wife.
1441
01:13:16,713 --> 01:13:17,881
Bye.
1442
01:13:18,883 --> 01:13:19,884
Bye.
1443
01:13:46,913 --> 01:13:48,206
Brixlee...
1444
01:13:48,748 --> 01:13:49,791
can I kiss you?
1445
01:13:51,668 --> 01:13:52,585
Okay.
1446
01:14:21,783 --> 01:14:23,869
Cool.
1447
01:14:24,411 --> 01:14:25,705
Where am I?
1448
01:14:26,122 --> 01:14:27,415
Oh, here I am.
1449
01:14:28,332 --> 01:14:29,709
Lucas, I'm leaving.
1450
01:14:30,501 --> 01:14:31,752
You sure you don't wanna try this?
1451
01:14:32,545 --> 01:14:33,379
Nah, I'm good.
1452
01:14:38,092 --> 01:14:39,887
Wanna go to my house and play Ascension?
1453
01:14:40,429 --> 01:14:42,848
I don't wanna play Ascension anymore.
1454
01:14:44,224 --> 01:14:45,934
Then who am I gonna play with?
1455
01:14:46,101 --> 01:14:47,519
You'll find someone.
1456
01:14:49,271 --> 01:14:51,649
My face feels so tingly.
1457
01:14:51,858 --> 01:14:53,151
No way!
1458
01:14:53,234 --> 01:14:54,110
Oh, my God.
1459
01:14:54,319 --> 01:14:57,780
This is amazing,
I can't believe you guys are here.
1460
01:14:58,239 --> 01:14:59,407
This is so amazing.
1461
01:14:59,741 --> 01:15:00,867
Hi!
1462
01:15:01,034 --> 01:15:02,744
-Hi.
-Sit down.
1463
01:15:02,911 --> 01:15:04,329
Please no, please no. Don't kill us.
1464
01:15:04,412 --> 01:15:05,581
What happened?
1465
01:15:05,831 --> 01:15:07,666
How do you know Soren?
1466
01:15:07,958 --> 01:15:09,668
Is he your boyfriend?
1467
01:15:09,877 --> 01:15:13,464
He's my brother.
I love that piece of shit.
1468
01:15:20,388 --> 01:15:21,515
You guys, where's everybody else?
1469
01:15:21,806 --> 01:15:24,851
-Where's your friend with the sad eyes?
-Sad boy Max.
1470
01:15:25,018 --> 01:15:26,228
In the basement kissing.
1471
01:15:26,436 --> 01:15:28,063
It's an orgy down there.
1472
01:15:28,146 --> 01:15:29,356
And you guys aren't into that?
1473
01:15:29,523 --> 01:15:31,526
Aw, it's okay.
1474
01:15:31,609 --> 01:15:34,612
You're only in sixth grade,
you guys are gonna figure it out.
1475
01:15:35,154 --> 01:15:37,448
Yeah, you have your whole life for that.
No rush.
1476
01:15:37,573 --> 01:15:38,574
No rush. I mean...
1477
01:15:38,908 --> 01:15:39,951
what do you love?
1478
01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:43,496
Ascension, rules...
1479
01:15:43,663 --> 01:15:45,332
anti-drug campaigns...
1480
01:15:46,333 --> 01:15:47,459
grilled cheese.
1481
01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:49,753
I could fuck
with a grilled cheese right now.
1482
01:15:49,836 --> 01:15:51,338
-Guys, I'm gonna make us grilled cheese.
-Oh, yeah.
1483
01:15:51,421 --> 01:15:52,673
-Nice.
-That sounds so good.
1484
01:15:53,006 --> 01:15:55,050
What about you, sleeveless?
What are you into?
1485
01:15:56,051 --> 01:15:57,344
I love to sing.
1486
01:15:57,636 --> 01:15:58,638
Yes!
1487
01:15:59,597 --> 01:16:02,433
I actually skipped my audition today
for the musical
1488
01:16:02,517 --> 01:16:04,018
and now I can't be in it.
1489
01:16:04,102 --> 01:16:04,936
No.
1490
01:16:05,019 --> 01:16:07,438
What? You have to convince them
to let you audition.
1491
01:16:07,605 --> 01:16:09,357
You must, you must.
1492
01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:10,858
-Audition.
-Sing for us.
1493
01:16:10,942 --> 01:16:12,653
-No.
-Oh, my God! Sing for us!
1494
01:16:12,736 --> 01:16:14,280
You're a baby bird. Sing for us!
1495
01:16:14,446 --> 01:16:15,906
So, no grilled cheese?
1496
01:16:16,073 --> 01:16:18,325
- No.
- Sing for us, be our concert.
1497
01:19:57,520 --> 01:19:59,063
My masterpiece.
1498
01:20:12,953 --> 01:20:15,163
- Thank you, I was really great.
- 'Sup, Max?
1499
01:20:17,374 --> 01:20:18,500
I'll be right back.
1500
01:20:18,875 --> 01:20:21,336
-Hey! I didn't think you'd make it.
-Are you kidding?
1501
01:20:21,419 --> 01:20:23,421
You know I'd never miss one of your shows.
1502
01:20:23,547 --> 01:20:25,383
It was so cool when you stabbed that pimp.
1503
01:20:25,466 --> 01:20:26,884
Thank you.
1504
01:20:27,510 --> 01:20:29,220
Oh, sorry. Thor, this is Scout.
1505
01:20:29,387 --> 01:20:30,346
You were really good.
1506
01:20:30,429 --> 01:20:32,890
Thanks, sweetie.
I was much better in the matinee.
1507
01:20:34,684 --> 01:20:36,477
I'm gonna go find Cassidy.
1508
01:20:38,146 --> 01:20:39,815
I thought you were still grounded.
1509
01:20:40,065 --> 01:20:42,609
It ended yesterday. A month in the hole.
1510
01:20:43,777 --> 01:20:45,112
Thanks again for taking the fall.
1511
01:20:45,779 --> 01:20:47,030
You woulda done the same.
1512
01:20:47,906 --> 01:20:49,032
Well, well, well.
1513
01:20:49,199 --> 01:20:50,535
Look who's here. Me.
1514
01:20:50,702 --> 01:20:52,245
Hey!
1515
01:20:53,329 --> 01:20:55,164
Feels like we haven't talked in weeks!
1516
01:20:57,458 --> 01:20:58,459
Yeah.
1517
01:20:59,335 --> 01:21:00,461
Max...
1518
01:21:00,962 --> 01:21:02,755
my mom said she'll drop us
at frozen yogurt
1519
01:21:02,839 --> 01:21:04,133
if your mom will pick us up.
1520
01:21:04,216 --> 01:21:05,634
Great. Be there in a second, babe.
1521
01:21:05,718 --> 01:21:06,886
'Kay, babe.
1522
01:21:07,386 --> 01:21:09,138
So, how's it going with Scout?
1523
01:21:09,513 --> 01:21:12,182
Good. But hard. But good.
1524
01:21:12,808 --> 01:21:16,270
A relationship is a lot of work,
don't let anyone tell you differently.
1525
01:21:17,814 --> 01:21:18,815
Hey.
1526
01:21:18,899 --> 01:21:21,401
Lucas, you still wanna play Ascension
with me and the guys later?
1527
01:21:21,484 --> 01:21:22,736
I'll be there in a minute.
1528
01:21:22,819 --> 01:21:24,195
Classic Lucas.
1529
01:21:26,156 --> 01:21:28,199
Carlos and those SCAB guys seem cool.
1530
01:21:28,658 --> 01:21:30,076
They're cool...
1531
01:21:30,661 --> 01:21:32,705
but they're not the Bean Bag Boys.
1532
01:21:35,416 --> 01:21:36,417
Max!
1533
01:21:39,879 --> 01:21:41,255
All right.
1534
01:21:43,759 --> 01:21:45,510
I guess I should go.
1535
01:21:46,595 --> 01:21:48,722
Yeah, all right. Well...
1536
01:21:49,932 --> 01:21:50,933
Yeah.
1537
01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:08,618
I missed you guys.
1538
01:22:17,795 --> 01:22:18,963
Let's make a promise,
1539
01:22:19,421 --> 01:22:21,423
even if we don't hang out all the time,
1540
01:22:21,507 --> 01:22:23,677
we'll still always be there
for the big stuff.
1541
01:22:24,719 --> 01:22:26,012
Bean Bag Boys for life.
1542
01:22:27,263 --> 01:22:28,807
Bean Bag Boys for life.
1543
01:22:29,349 --> 01:22:30,850
Bean Bag Boys for life.
1544
01:22:42,154 --> 01:22:43,406
Wait!
1545
01:22:45,324 --> 01:22:46,701
There's something I have to show you.
1546
01:22:46,867 --> 01:22:48,577
Come up to my parents' bedroom
in three minutes.
1547
01:22:53,583 --> 01:22:55,711
Yo, guys, check this out!
1548
01:22:55,961 --> 01:22:57,170
An indoor swing?
1549
01:22:57,295 --> 01:22:58,672
You always have the best toys.
1550
01:22:58,755 --> 01:22:59,589
Yeah!
1551
01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:01,049
Flip that switch.
1552
01:23:03,344 --> 01:23:04,679
How cool is it?
1553
01:23:04,846 --> 01:23:06,431
Your parents love to play.
1554
01:23:06,597 --> 01:23:07,807
What do they do with it?
1555
01:23:08,057 --> 01:23:09,392
They swing on it.
1556
01:23:09,726 --> 01:23:11,436
-Can we go on it?
-Fuck yeah.
1557
01:23:26,535 --> 01:23:27,745
Thor?
1558
01:23:28,454 --> 01:23:30,331
What are you doing in mom and dad's room?
1559
01:23:30,498 --> 01:23:32,292
Get the hell out of here, Annabelle.
1560
01:23:32,459 --> 01:23:34,210
That swing is for sexing.
1561
01:23:34,377 --> 01:23:35,712
People do sex on it.