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Can we go now?

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Our suspect is in the hotel,
but don't worry,

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your client is in no danger.
My best man's on the job.

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Gibert to Alain.

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Suspect located.
Distance roughly… 15 meters.

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–Get over here.
–I'm here, boss.

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Concentrate, Alain!

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See the wildcat at 11 o'clock?

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It's a maritime expression.

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In Marseille 10 years,
and still not seen the sea?

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I have. When we patrol the port.

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ok, I see.

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12 o'clock is straight ahead,

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so 11 o'clock's that way,
a bit to the left.

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I get it.

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Are you sure that's a suspect?

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Looks like a chambermaid.

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A terrorist doesn't go round yelling

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with explosives
strapped to his waist.

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That's right.

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They wear disguise.

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What better than a chambermaid

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–pushing her cart along?
–Of course.

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Especially in a hotel.

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The song encourages him
to commit his dastardly act.

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Sounds like Spanish.

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A revolutionary anthem!

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Watch out!

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On my signal, neutralize the Basque!

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10/5.

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12 o'clock!

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Good job!
Betrayed by his own song!

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To the cars!

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I'll question him later.

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What's happening?

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Sir, I've just neutralized
the Hispanic terrorist

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with a cart full of

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what look like toxic products.

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I'm sending them to the lab.

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Perfect, Gibert!

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Get the client out of his room
or he'll be late.

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It's as good as done, sir.

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Emilien? Coast's clear

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to deliver the package.

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Emilien! Answer me!

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I'm almost outside his door, chief!

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Honestly, jumping me on the job!

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I can't help it.

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You turn me on
when you're in action.

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Reminds me of Sean Connery.

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Don't take liberties,

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just because you're stronger than me.

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Next time, you can tie me down.

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Quiet! The whole hotel's bugged.

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Yes, lnspector!

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I'll handle the package.
You find Gibert.

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I love you, Emilien.

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I love you, too, but not now!

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Tonight, at home!

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Mr Cisse!

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You're due on the pitch
in 20 minutes.

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The charity is 9 For Africa. We're
building an orphanage. That's my goal.

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Sorry, but I'm with the police.
I'm here to…

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–What's your name?
–Emilien.

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No, it's not for a…
It's for the…

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This is no time to exchange cards.

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OK, where's this Gerbil-jibly…

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That'll twist foreign tongues.

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The name's Djibril Cisse.

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Don't get smart with me,

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or you'll be straight in the pen.

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Emilien, look.
Nothing like him.

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The nose, teeth…

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It's him, sir. I promise you.

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Not too fast!
I smell a rat and I should know.

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2 years at customs.
No illegals get past me.

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I bust the Korean people
smugglers in '92.

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–He's not Korean.
–Can you be sure?

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I checked his lD.

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–Look, slant eyes.
–He's just tired.

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Let's go.

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The Prefect will lose patience.

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To the cars!

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I don't know why,
but you're not popular here.

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Don't worry,
he prefers fishing to football.

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Mumbling again, Emilien?

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I was just saying
you're a keen angler.

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That's a real sport.

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Do you fly fish?

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I never do anything on the fly.

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Quite right!

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There's no room
for amateurism in fishing.

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Take float fishing, for example,
for stillwater tench.

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You can lie in wait for hours
like a vulture,

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watching the float, then…

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What is it now?

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–Nothing broken?
–No, I'm fine.

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Can't you ring your bell?

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They said Mr Cisse was asleep.
We didn't want to wake him.

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He's in my car.
We're transferring him.

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Djibril Cisse?

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Transferred to Marseille?

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Shit, it's Cisse!

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Do something
or we'll miss the match.

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Don't worry,

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I know a guy who can help.

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The police have taxis?

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He's with the air force.

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Marseille Express,
at your service.

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Mr Cisse has 8 minutes
to get to the game.

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Good to have you aboard.

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You're playing for Marseille?

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A charity game.
We'll miss kick-off.

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lf it's for a good cause…

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I'll get changed to save time.

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You can try.

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Guess who's transferred to Marseille.

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This is the wrong way.
The city's gridlocked.

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No kidding! Djibril Cisse himself!

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Number 9 for Olympique de Marseille.

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That's what I call a road.

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Like velvet.

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Can't even hear the engine.

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At this speed, only wind.

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News has just come in

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that Marseille has broken the bank
to buy a wonder player,

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none other than Djibril Cisse.

128
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There's a taxi coming your way.

129
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ETA less than one minute.

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Got ya!

131
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It must be Daniel.

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It ain't gonna be the pope.

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The Parisian?

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Jeez, that's mean.

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He has to learn sometime.

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–Hey, Blondie!
–Yes, sir?

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Can you check the radar over there?

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Switch it to ultra-sensitive, will you?

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Sir, yes, sir!

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Watch out, bullet train approaching.
Stand back!

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Thanks, kid.
We got a much better reading.

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–It really goes.
–I customized it.

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Picked up parts from Concorde.

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Brake! We're nearly there.

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We just received confirmation.
60 million!

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The transfer of the year!
There's traffic everywhere.

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I know a shortcut.

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I hate it when you say that.

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The wildest rumors surround

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the transfer of Djibril Cisse
to Olympique de Marseille.

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To find out more, over to
Armand Pecci at the Velodrome.

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Absolutely, we're here live in Marseille

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for the fund-raiser for
a sick children's charity.

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The player has asked
for an astronomical sum.

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Figures of up to 200 million euros
have been mentioned.

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He'll reveal all to us
later live on TF1,

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but for now he's not even arrived.

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Djibril Cisse or not,
we kick off in 2 minutes.

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Take a right.

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That's two “rights” already?

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You sure you been here before?

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Papal security.

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We spent 6 days here
looking for Gibert.

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That's reassuring.
How about we trust my instinct?

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OK, let's go!

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–7′ 32″.
–Thanks.

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Thank you.

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This is better than on TV.

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You're kind of in the way.
Back to the stands,

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or it's a yellow card.

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Yes, ref.

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–What are you doing?
–That's a free kick.

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–That wasn't a fair play!
–Leave him alone!

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Let's warm up good!
Lift your knees. I want no strains.

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–Like the shirt?
–It's too big.

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You know your Mom.

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After the first wash,

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The autograph'll wash off.

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I'll ask her to wash round it.

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Listen to me.

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Stay on the pitch more than
3 minutes. No red cards.

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Are you ok?

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The golden rule
is you don't go near the ball.

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Yes.

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lf it comes to you,
just kick it.

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Which way?

187
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Just kick.
They can chase it.

188
00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:39,284
Can't I play a bit, though?

189
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When the match is over, with me.

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Go on, son!

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00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,762
Don't run too fast.

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Sure he won't catch cold?

193
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:02,074
I gave him a thermal undershirt
and vitamin C earlier.

194
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,378
Like that, not much can go wrong.

195
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,884
Get him playing ice hockey.

196
00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,580
Too dangerous!

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00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,483
His Mom wanted him to do karate.

198
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:14,050
I had a word with the club.
They turned him down.

199
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:17,189
He's gonna have to learn
to take a hit some time.

200
00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:19,254
Yeah, it'll be too soon.

201
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:20,263
Try swimming.

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00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:23,564
He has a bad chest.
It's hereditary.

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00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:25,866
You never broke anything as a kid?

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00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,066
–My arm. 3 times.
–You see?

205
00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:31,803
It didn't make me any smarter
or get me into cop school.

206
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,178
You shoulda tried breaking a leg.

207
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:40,285
Well played, son, that's right!

208
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:45,181
What'll happen to our kids?

209
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,282
Whaddya mean?

210
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,657
Mine a cabbie
and yours a cop?

211
00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:51,355
Why not? They'd be doing well.

212
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,292
We help people.
Pretty neat, huh?

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00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,357
Don't complain, there's worse.

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00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,460
Mine a cabbie and yours a cop!

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00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,266
Don't even mention it.

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00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,577
This is Emilien.

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00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:10,279
–Emilien?
–An emergency?

218
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:13,080
Gibert said that?
I'm off duty today.

219
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:14,085
Emilien…

220
00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:15,279
You okay, Maxime?

221
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,683
–You're kidding me!
–I think you oughta…

222
00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,307
OK, I'll be right there.

223
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:21,850
Gibert's called everybody in.

224
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:23,889
Petra's on an ultra-secret mission.

225
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:26,056
And my Mom's gone to Lourdes.

226
00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:26,756
Lourdes?

227
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,160
She goes since I was born.

228
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,861
That was some miracle!

229
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:32,665
–You'll take care of the kids?
–No problem.

230
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,764
Don't fill his face with cakes.

231
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:38,368
Would I? Crust of bed,
glass of water and to bed!

232
00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:41,072
Joke!
I'll look after him like my own.

233
00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:42,273
That scares me.

234
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:44,577
I look after your son every Wednesday.

235
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:48,075
Has he ever come home with pimples?

236
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,781
So, get moving.

237
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,289
Thank you.

238
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,486
4′ 30″.
You beat your record.

239
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:56,357
I didn't touch him!

240
00:14:56,428 --> 00:15:00,057
Stinky ref!
Hands out cards like confetti.

241
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,061
Get Max.
We'll go eat waffles.

242
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,161
C'mon, Max, let's go eat.

243
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,177
Arrest that ball immediately!

244
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,674
I got it, chief!

245
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:16,681
Bring it over here.

246
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,678
Won't bother me again.

247
00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:25,587
Here, kids, enjoy your game.

248
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:31,153
This is no time for dribbles,

249
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,659
stepovers and other football clownery.

250
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,261
I had Paris on the phone.

251
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:38,270
They're sending a very special delivery.

252
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:41,068
The most important transfer
of the year.

253
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,167
–Drogba?
–Thuram?

254
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:43,469
I know! Makelele!

255
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:44,870
–Beckenbauer?
–Maradona?

256
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:48,073
What a bunch of idiots!

257
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,075
I'm not talking tennis,
I'm talking crime.

258
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,082
Bernard Tapie!

259
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,676
Much more famous than him.

260
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:56,381
On my files,
he's public enemy No. 1

261
00:15:56,422 --> 00:16:03,055
It's none other than
Jeeycee Kassa-see…

262
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:03,789
–Jeeycee Kassa-see…
–No, chief.

263
00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:05,558
Attention!

264
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,359
That was yesterday's transfer.

265
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,060
Where's today's?

266
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,063
Turn the page.
Save paper, remember?

267
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,263
Yes, indeed.

268
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,362
It's my wife.

269
00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:16,067
She saw a program
on the Amazon forest.

270
00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:19,669
Know how many hectares
are cut down every year?

271
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,478
How many?

272
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,886
It sends shivers down your spine.

273
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:28,887
How many?

274
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:34,359
Like billions of matchboxes,
chopped down and up in flames.

275
00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:37,389
So, at the first chance,
I say, show me your papers!

276
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,863
I mean, save paper!

277
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,860
What about public enemy No. 1?

278
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,163
A Belgian whose name is enough
to make you feel sick.

279
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:49,072
53 armed robberies,
122 accomplice-to-murder raps.

280
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:52,566
Biggest mobster since Al Capone.

281
00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:57,173
He's being transferred to Congo
to stand trial for dozens of crimes.

282
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:58,774
Stopover in Marseille.

283
00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:01,479
We take delivery,
keep him warm

284
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,283
till 5 a. m. tomorrow

285
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:06,086
and put him in the Congolese jet.

286
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,855
He's not gonna see any sights.

287
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:12,654
I want ultra-tight surveillance.

288
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:15,461
An officer every square centimeter.

289
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:18,464
So many cops, so close,
he can't even see the sea.

290
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:21,064
–Do I make myself hear?
–Yes, chief!

291
00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:23,666
What time's he get in?

292
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,577
Good question.
15:00 hours.

293
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,477
It's already 5 past.

294
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,482
5 past 12?

295
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,085
To the cars!

296
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,693
What's up?
lsn't that what you ordered?

297
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:37,780
Eat then.

298
00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:41,554
Dad said not to eat cream
'cos I get it all over.

299
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:42,855
Well, he's wrong.

300
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:45,761
Show him what a good eater you are.

301
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,466
Shit! Your Dad! The cops!

302
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:58,067
What are you doing?
Get out of the way!

303
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:01,170
The lady's got a flat.

304
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:04,080
I gotta help in this heat.

305
00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:06,078
He's right. She'll dehydrate.
She needs help.

306
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:08,080
–I can do first aid!
–I used to be a florist.

307
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,588
Stop! Stay where you are!

308
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:19,391
Some parents deserve
to be sent tojail.

309
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:22,457
How long does it take
to change a tire?

310
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:25,273
Here, we take the time
to do things right.

311
00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:27,365
Thank you.

312
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:30,273
About time, too.
Drive!

313
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,882
Tasty, at least?

314
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:54,557
General!

315
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,861
Gibert! That explains it.

316
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:59,359
We took a shortcut,
but the lady had a flat.

317
00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:00,866
1 hour to change a tire?

318
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:03,170
In the police, a week at best.

319
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:06,371
The first thing they learn now
is to shoot.

320
00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:10,177
But cops deal with more flat tires
than shootouts.

321
00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:12,274
Is it the same in the army?

322
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,780
–We have caterpillars.
–They're very good.

323
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,481
Specially off road.

324
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:48,880
That reminds me
of a vacation in Africa.

325
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:53,085
We slept in cages to keep
the wild beasts away.

326
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,087
This is the worst kind of beast.

327
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:59,063
lf he escapes,
there'll be blood on the streets.

328
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,559
Don't worry, General,
we're used to his sort.

329
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,760
2 hours to tame him.

330
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:06,567
Tomorrow, he'll be juggling
balls on his nose.

331
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,163
Load him up!

332
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,270
Good job!

333
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:17,373
Your career hangs on this.

334
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:21,477
It's in the bag.
Let's synchronize watches.

335
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,081
–16:20.
–5 past 12. Perfect.

336
00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:26,090
Touch base every 2 hours.
Go!

337
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:32,062
Hello.

338
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:33,757
General! Already?

339
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:37,860
It's taken you a mere
30 seconds to mess up.

340
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,269
–Sorry?
–Check your mirror.

341
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:45,870
The label! I can see much
better now. Thank you, General.

342
00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:49,476
I meant your side-view mirror.

343
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:51,880
Look to your right.

344
00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:56,779
Shit! Reverse engines!

345
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:09,667
He has the point.

346
00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:12,064
You're sure about the address?

347
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,662
100%.

348
00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:18,267
You stay in the car.
I'll be much happier on my own.

349
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,471
lf, and I emphasize the “if”,

350
00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,574
I'm gone 30 minutes,
come get me.

351
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,377
Yeah, right!

352
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:26,582
What?

353
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:31,078
Call me before you unleash him.
To be on the safe side.

354
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,385
No worries.

355
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:43,059
Gee, he missed it!

356
00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:23,546
Let me see how well you can handle this.

357
00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:27,673
Hl, Daniel!

358
00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:30,181
This was on the road.

359
00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:32,778
Is it yours?
I knew it had hit the asphalt.

360
00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:33,876
Thanks.

361
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,281
–Hiya, kids!
–Jeez, they grow up quick.

362
00:22:36,321 --> 00:22:38,585
It's little Maxime!

363
00:22:38,623 --> 00:22:40,853
Lucky, he's not like his Dad.

364
00:22:41,426 --> 00:22:42,087
OK, let's go.

365
00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:44,254
Emilien's out on a mission.

366
00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:46,559
They can play on the computer.

367
00:22:47,799 --> 00:22:49,977
Where are your Dad's video games?

368
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,171
Those'll keep you busy.

369
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,673
I have to make a call. Be good.

370
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:01,073
Can we both play?

371
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:04,378
No, they gave Dad the worst computer.

372
00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:06,179
Hardly even sends email.

373
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,880
–And Gibert's?
–It's hot stuff!

374
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,481
What the hell is all this garbage?

375
00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:15,049
Need an MA for the new models!

376
00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:19,158
–What?
–We wanted to play.

377
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,059
It's taken.
Try another office.

378
00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:22,157
That one's

379
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,567
a CORE2 total latest generation.

380
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,468
–You know how to work this?
–Child's play!

381
00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:35,575
–Hi, Marley.
–How are you!

382
00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:37,673
Got anything for a sore throat?

383
00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:40,184
The season's over. I ain't got much.

384
00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:42,083
Take a look.

385
00:23:45,223 --> 00:23:47,054
Yeah, right.

386
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:51,760
–You join me?
–Why not!

387
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,366
–It'll wake me up. Here.
–No, thanks.

388
00:24:01,406 --> 00:24:04,773
Not on duty.
I'll smoke it tonight.

389
00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:08,871
Here, it's the opposite.
We never smoke at home.

390
00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:12,884
–It's Gibert!
–Check out the car!

391
00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:23,751
Alain?

392
00:24:23,829 --> 00:24:25,791
Put the beast in the main office.

393
00:24:25,831 --> 00:24:27,859
–Out of the cage?
–Of course not!

394
00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:30,462
May I remind you,
he's extremely dangerous?

395
00:24:30,502 --> 00:24:33,164
I know, but the cage is extremely big.

396
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:35,167
Stop discussing the discussion.

397
00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:36,868
Action!

398
00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:41,579
All units…

399
00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:44,173
Big bad wolf's back. Over.

400
00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:45,877
That's Gibert! Lose it.

401
00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:05,069
Marley!

402
00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:07,264
–Come here.
–Yes, sir?

403
00:25:08,406 --> 00:25:10,769
–Have you been smoking?
–No, I swear…

404
00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:11,470
Don't lie to me.

405
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:14,877
I have a very sensitive nose.

406
00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:18,076
I trained with mountain rescue dogs.

407
00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:19,878
I can sniff snow like no man.

408
00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:20,782
It's great.

409
00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:23,782
I could detect grass over a mile away.
Wicked!

410
00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:25,289
I guess so.

411
00:25:25,323 --> 00:25:29,851
I'll let it ride.
Last chance, OK?

412
00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:35,662
Type your password.

413
00:25:38,803 --> 00:25:40,668
Select a photo.

414
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:46,074
Click on the one you don't want.

415
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,680
Then click on the one you want.

416
00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:54,184
Thanks, boys. I don't know

417
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:56,278
what I'd have done without you.

418
00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:58,585
You deserve a reward.

419
00:25:59,824 --> 00:26:01,849
A bill for each of you.

420
00:26:04,329 --> 00:26:07,560
Put it away. Our secret.

421
00:26:08,199 --> 00:26:09,761
What are you doing, boys?

422
00:26:09,801 --> 00:26:13,567
I don't want you on my computer.

423
00:26:15,807 --> 00:26:17,570
And what are you doing?

424
00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:21,169
You're the new lT trainer?

425
00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:25,774
–Right.
–Sorry, I'd forgotten.

426
00:26:25,817 --> 00:26:29,082
It's not a luxury
having a teacher for this.

427
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:34,148
I'm pretty electronically minded,
but I've met my match here.

428
00:26:34,225 --> 00:26:35,852
Short and sweet.

429
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:39,293
I've had a long day.
Feels like my head'll explode.

430
00:26:39,731 --> 00:26:41,159
Sorry, but you're smoking.

431
00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:43,064
I stopped 3 weeks ago.

432
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:46,464
I have pretty good willpower,
but this time I resorted to a patch.

433
00:26:46,504 --> 00:26:47,890
–Yes, indeed!
–Graet.

434
00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:52,472
I meant, your head's smoking.

435
00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:56,076
–So it is.
–May I?

436
00:26:56,815 --> 00:26:58,874
Where'd that come from?

437
00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:01,477
Morocco, definitely.

438
00:27:01,519 --> 00:27:04,079
Put it out.
It's a no-smoking office.

439
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:05,282
Sorry.

440
00:27:06,224 --> 00:27:09,057
Can we start?
I have a busy schedule.

441
00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:11,790
Where did you get to
in your last lesson?

442
00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:13,457
Adjusting the chair.

443
00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:16,260
Take the mouse.

444
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:19,064
One eye on the screen,
one on the keyboard.

445
00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:22,767
One eye on the screen,
one on the keyboard…

446
00:27:32,717 --> 00:27:34,378
This won't be easy.

447
00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:38,184
That's for 6-year-olds?

448
00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:40,350
Dad! It's totally harmless.

449
00:27:40,425 --> 00:27:42,405
We haven't played it for ages.

450
00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:47,264
It's awful.
You have no idea.

451
00:27:47,298 --> 00:27:49,766
No, I never have any ideas.

452
00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:52,770
We got a huge job. A major client!

453
00:27:52,804 --> 00:27:54,866
–What kind?
–Wanted all over Europe.

454
00:27:54,906 --> 00:27:58,171
They sent him here?
He'll learn to play boules.

455
00:27:58,209 --> 00:28:00,372
No time.
He's flying out to Congo at 5 tomorrow.

456
00:28:00,412 --> 00:28:01,473
lf he's not escaped.

457
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:05,176
This isn't a police station,
it's a summer camp.

458
00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:08,648
–Relax.
–lf that's not what it was, then it's great.

459
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:12,487
Gibert wants us all in
to work overtime.

460
00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:15,649
I can't get hold of Petra.

461
00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:18,103
Always some damn top secret mission.

462
00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:20,063
So, I'm stuck with the kid…

463
00:28:20,098 --> 00:28:23,465
And could your friend Daniel
look after him?

464
00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:26,470
Just a couple of hours

465
00:28:26,504 --> 00:28:28,062
until I get off duty.

466
00:28:28,106 --> 00:28:30,548
–2 sugars in your coffee?
–Thank you.

467
00:28:30,608 --> 00:28:33,571
When do I do any work?
I've had the kids all day.

468
00:28:33,611 --> 00:28:35,078
Can't Lily help out?

469
00:28:35,113 --> 00:28:36,775
She's in Paris
on a decorating course.

470
00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:38,373
Decorating?

471
00:28:38,416 --> 00:28:41,874
She's decided
to redecorate the garage.

472
00:28:42,921 --> 00:28:45,082
–Yikes!
–You said it.

473
00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:47,385
She wants the taxi to sleep outside.

474
00:28:47,425 --> 00:28:49,154
Ouch!

475
00:28:49,327 --> 00:28:50,851
You're a dead man!

476
00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:56,060
It could be a good thing.
Lily puts flowers everywhere.

477
00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:58,569
Pollen blocks up the carburetors.

478
00:28:58,603 --> 00:29:01,166
I spend all weekend
cleaning them with cotton buds.

479
00:29:01,206 --> 00:29:04,266
You have to learn to compromise.

480
00:29:04,309 --> 00:29:05,870
You compromise with Petra?

481
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:08,378
No kidding.

482
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,881
–For example?
–My clothes.

483
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:13,178
When I was single,
I never tidied up.

484
00:29:13,218 --> 00:29:16,481
Anything lying around,
Petra threw it out the window.

485
00:29:16,521 --> 00:29:19,081
–Your shorts, too?
–Everything!

486
00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:22,059
So, you learned to be tidier?

487
00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:26,860
I bought a fishing rod.
Saved me 3 flights of stairs.

488
00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:31,469
When can you pick Max up?

489
00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:33,164
In 2 hours.

490
00:29:33,204 --> 00:29:35,069
OK, you have 2 hours.

491
00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:38,075
–You're a pal.
–Yeah, I know.

492
00:29:41,212 --> 00:29:44,181
As it's just us guys tonight,

493
00:29:44,215 --> 00:29:47,582
how about a TV dinner in the garage?

494
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:49,086
Deal!

495
00:29:51,422 --> 00:29:54,050
You can keep them busy for 2 hours?

496
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,558
I have an idea.

497
00:29:56,427 --> 00:29:59,260
–Granddad!
–My little soldiers!

498
00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:01,355
Great to see you!

499
00:30:01,399 --> 00:30:02,866
Wasn't it Sunday?

500
00:30:02,901 --> 00:30:05,870
We were going to see a movie

501
00:30:05,904 --> 00:30:07,365
and they insisted we stop by.

502
00:30:07,405 --> 00:30:09,566
Granddad, I missed you!

503
00:30:09,607 --> 00:30:11,074
I wanna stay with Leo.

504
00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:13,270
My little lambs. I'm here now.

505
00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:17,077
Granddad's here, don't worry.

506
00:30:17,115 --> 00:30:18,276
They're so sensitive.

507
00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:21,376
Yeah, their mothers are away.

508
00:30:21,419 --> 00:30:23,663
They act hard but they're softies.

509
00:30:25,123 --> 00:30:29,457
Couldn't you let them
stay a few hours?

510
00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:33,170
2 hours, no more!
They have homework.

511
00:30:33,231 --> 00:30:35,563
2 hours. Not a second more!

512
00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:44,769
He's been gone an hour.
Let's go!

513
00:30:44,809 --> 00:30:46,868
Give him 5 more minutes, OK?

514
00:30:46,911 --> 00:30:51,075
Turn it, that's right.
Now, lower it. Faster…

515
00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:52,377
Faster?

516
00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:55,580
Turn it…
That's right. Not bad.

517
00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:57,588
You gotta get the rhythm.

518
00:30:57,622 --> 00:30:58,383
We're done, chief.

519
00:30:58,423 --> 00:31:00,857
Very clever!

520
00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:02,773
–You lost me the game.
–Yes.

521
00:31:02,827 --> 00:31:05,057
Not bad for a first try.

522
00:31:05,129 --> 00:31:06,858
What's my score?

523
00:31:06,898 --> 00:31:09,059
524.

524
00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:13,370
–Excuse me.
–Go ahead.

525
00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,470
It's Sukk. We coming in?

526
00:31:15,506 --> 00:31:19,272
No, there's no need.
I'm done. I'll be right there.

527
00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:20,572
OK, cool.

528
00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:22,477
–What did he say?
–Shut up.

529
00:31:22,513 --> 00:31:24,674
Sorry, I have to go.

530
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:25,580
You do?

531
00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:27,380
I have a client waiting.

532
00:31:27,418 --> 00:31:30,080
See you next month, same time?

533
00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:31,486
With pleasure.

534
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,860
What have you done?
Are you nuts?

535
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,465
You said the main office.

536
00:31:47,505 --> 00:31:49,767
I didn't argue.
An order's an order.

537
00:31:49,807 --> 00:31:52,173
Very true.
You've done well, Alain.

538
00:31:58,516 --> 00:32:01,816
Lose the cover.
We're not here to mollycoddle him.

539
00:32:09,527 --> 00:32:11,552
It's pretty scary.

540
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:14,659
–Is he really so nasty?
–Even worse.

541
00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:17,167
He'd kill a sheep with his ears.

542
00:32:17,201 --> 00:32:19,163
Don't be afraid, young Emilien.

543
00:32:19,203 --> 00:32:22,263
I did 5 years in the jungle,

544
00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:24,068
living on spiders and
hippos for UNESCO.

545
00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:26,269
A Belgian doesn't scare me.

546
00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:31,578
We'll start
with some routine questions.

547
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,675
Pass me the documents.

548
00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:35,379
Come on!

549
00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,057
Full name?

550
00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:44,454
Well? How did it go?

551
00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:46,360
It's a madhouse in there.

552
00:32:47,198 --> 00:32:48,756
It's freaky.

553
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,267
C'mon, drive!

554
00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:58,089
So, he wants to play tough.

555
00:32:58,109 --> 00:32:59,070
The Bouches-du-Rhône.

556
00:32:59,110 --> 00:33:01,882
–Bouches-du-Rhône?
–The special treatment.

557
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,372
Answer the captain!

558
00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:06,877
Calm, everybody.

559
00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:15,052
Think you're smarter than me?
Very well.

560
00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:18,061
In my drawer, my bush rifle.

561
00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:21,760
I brought this back from Guyana.

562
00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:23,357
A gift from the chief.

563
00:33:23,401 --> 00:33:26,464
One dart will put an elephant
to sleep in 5 seconds.

564
00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:28,472
Watch out, it's loaded.

565
00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:31,569
Keep him in your sights.
lf he moves again, fire!

566
00:33:31,609 --> 00:33:32,667
No warning shot?

567
00:33:32,710 --> 00:33:37,477
There's only one dart.
How can you fire a warning shot?

568
00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:38,880
My mistake!

569
00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:42,882
Back to the name. Full name?

570
00:33:43,621 --> 00:33:45,088
What's that?

571
00:33:45,123 --> 00:33:49,753
He's getting on my nerves!
That's not a pretty sight, believe me.

572
00:33:49,827 --> 00:33:52,269
It's hard to talk with a ball-gag in.

573
00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:55,561
Excuses!
lf he wanted to, he could.

574
00:33:56,401 --> 00:33:59,063
Look, chief.
He's trying to say something.

575
00:33:59,103 --> 00:34:00,951
Just what we're waiting for.

576
00:34:01,506 --> 00:34:03,568
Say we take out the gag,
just to see?

577
00:34:03,608 --> 00:34:06,668
No! Give him a mile,
he'll take an inch.

578
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,573
That's what the slate's for, then.

579
00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:10,877
–The slate?
–Look!

580
00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:13,077
With a bit of chalk.
It's for him to communicate.

581
00:34:13,117 --> 00:34:15,085
He can write his answers.

582
00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:17,587
Go ahead.
Write! Full name!

583
00:34:17,622 --> 00:34:20,196
He can't talk,
but I think he hears us.

584
00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:24,051
Give him the chalk.

585
00:34:24,128 --> 00:34:26,255
Watch he doesn't eat your leg.

586
00:34:28,099 --> 00:34:29,862
Gently does it.

587
00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:38,569
Very good.

588
00:34:45,216 --> 00:34:46,998
Get out of the way quickly!

589
00:34:55,726 --> 00:34:57,353
What did he write?

590
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,862
–Pipi.
–Pipi?

591
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:04,868
That his first or last name?

592
00:35:04,902 --> 00:35:06,870
He needs the toilet.

593
00:35:08,806 --> 00:35:13,266
Definitely not.

594
00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:15,176
The old toilet ploy.

595
00:35:15,213 --> 00:35:18,080
And he takes off out the window.

596
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,178
I've seen it 100 times.
He thinks we'll fall for that?

597
00:35:20,218 --> 00:35:23,681
You must be kidding me.
They must've planned for this.

598
00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:25,382
Look, there!

599
00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:28,158
Look where?

600
00:35:30,728 --> 00:35:32,180
You know how it works?

601
00:35:32,230 --> 00:35:34,255
Sure! It's child's play.

602
00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:36,163
There's a drainage pipe.

603
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:41,263
And a clearage pipe. Simple.

604
00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:42,066
They showed us a training film
about new equipment.

605
00:35:42,106 --> 00:35:44,074
Forget it.

606
00:35:44,408 --> 00:35:46,784
Hook it up.
Keep him in your sights!

607
00:35:52,116 --> 00:35:55,085
Get some of that! It's wicked.

608
00:36:05,930 --> 00:36:08,660
A bit strong.
I see giant worms.

609
00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:12,467
That connects to the water.

610
00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:16,469
And that goes in the toilet.

611
00:36:19,810 --> 00:36:21,277
Easy!

612
00:36:21,312 --> 00:36:24,281
–It's all ready.
–You've scared me!

613
00:36:24,315 --> 00:36:25,373
Give me that!

614
00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:27,178
Sorry, I wasn't concentrating.

615
00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:29,379
So, concentrate a bit harder.

616
00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:32,184
Cops don't go playing with guns.

617
00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:35,750
This isn't a funfair,
shooting for teddy bears.

618
00:36:35,826 --> 00:36:38,056
This thing's for real bears.

619
00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:40,563
Rule No. 1, when you're inside,

620
00:36:40,598 --> 00:36:43,362
finger on the trigger guard,

621
00:36:43,401 --> 00:36:45,909
gun held parallel, to avoid accidents.

622
00:36:47,104 --> 00:36:49,766
My foot!

623
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,669
–Quick!
–Grab that chair!

624
00:36:56,714 --> 00:37:00,278
–He's so heavy!
–Put him there! Like carrying 3 people.

625
00:37:00,318 --> 00:37:02,081
Look at the state of him!

626
00:37:02,119 --> 00:37:03,703
Did he smoke the carpet?

627
00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:06,281
He took a hit of stuff for bears.

628
00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:07,450
For bears?

629
00:37:07,525 --> 00:37:09,587
–You give him that?
–I gave him nothing.

630
00:37:09,627 --> 00:37:14,655
You morons! It's a dart, full of sedative.

631
00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:16,861
It'd put a bear to sleep.
Wake him or he'll hibernate 6 months.

632
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:19,267
That'd make 6 quiet months.

633
00:37:19,604 --> 00:37:21,765
Who signs your leave?

634
00:37:21,806 --> 00:37:23,467
Shit! Chief! Wake up!

635
00:37:23,507 --> 00:37:25,168
Time to get up!

636
00:37:25,209 --> 00:37:27,268
Red alert!

637
00:37:31,315 --> 00:37:33,180
Where were we?

638
00:37:33,818 --> 00:37:35,402
We'd got to “full name”.

639
00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:37,882
All right, don't get
as dumb as Gibert!

640
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:39,480
Sorry.

641
00:37:39,523 --> 00:37:42,286
Spend all day with him,
it starts to rub off.

642
00:37:42,326 --> 00:37:46,057
Did you enjoy your pee,
my Belgian friend?

643
00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:48,257
You did your Maneken-Piss?

644
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,061
Good one!

645
00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:56,072
OK, enough.

646
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:58,871
He needed it.
Look at his legs.

647
00:37:58,909 --> 00:38:00,774
That shouldn't happen.

648
00:38:01,712 --> 00:38:03,577
It should drain away.

649
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:05,076
Looks like it's rising.

650
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:07,478
lmpossible.
The water should run off.

651
00:38:07,518 --> 00:38:09,480
Maybe you got the pipes mixed up.
I know I often do,

652
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,579
but I took extra care.

653
00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:14,853
Drainage and clearage.

654
00:38:14,925 --> 00:38:16,756
It's not that then.

655
00:38:16,927 --> 00:38:19,054
We have a problem.

656
00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:24,463
I think I'd better check.

657
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,366
I mixed them up again!

658
00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:33,468
What an idiot!

659
00:38:36,714 --> 00:38:38,276
I don't believe it!
Is the water going down?

660
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,180
Sure, look.

661
00:38:39,216 --> 00:38:42,186
He had geysers for eyes.
Now, it's a trickle.

662
00:38:42,219 --> 00:38:44,081
Let's get him out before he drowns.

663
00:38:44,121 --> 00:38:48,057
No way, he's dangerous.
Don't fool with him.

664
00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:51,088
lf the Belgian drowns right here,
who's the fool?

665
00:38:51,128 --> 00:38:52,910
It'd be like we killed him.

666
00:38:54,298 --> 00:38:56,858
There must be
a fast-release system.

667
00:38:56,901 --> 00:39:00,064
Look for a switch or a lever.

668
00:39:00,304 --> 00:39:02,067
A chain?

669
00:39:02,306 --> 00:39:05,571
A handle!
Quick, grab yours.

670
00:39:05,609 --> 00:39:08,271
Ready?
1,2,3…

671
00:39:15,119 --> 00:39:17,178
He looks in a bad way.

672
00:39:17,221 --> 00:39:19,280
Let's take his hood off.

673
00:39:19,323 --> 00:39:20,084
No, you do it.

674
00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:22,058
–Why me?
–Move it!

675
00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:35,766
–It's a tight fit.
–Take it easy.

676
00:39:41,312 --> 00:39:42,677
That's funny.

677
00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:43,774
He's not how I imagined.

678
00:39:43,814 --> 00:39:44,408
Oh, yeah?

679
00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:49,375
I thought he'd have a face, y'know,
with huge teeth and jaws…

680
00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:51,082
–A real yeti?
–More or less.

681
00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:54,057
The meanest killers
look totally normal.

682
00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:56,059
Wake him up.

683
00:39:58,329 --> 00:39:59,090
What the heck?

684
00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:00,461
Precautions.

685
00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:09,770
Sir?

686
00:40:09,807 --> 00:40:11,468
Sir?

687
00:40:12,209 --> 00:40:14,871
Wake up!

688
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:22,181
–There, he's better!
–That's great.

689
00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:24,278
I'm pleased.

690
00:40:27,324 --> 00:40:28,052
Where am I?

691
00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:30,559
Marseille central police station.

692
00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:36,062
And you guys are cops?

693
00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:40,070
Soon we'll be lieutenants.

694
00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:42,572
You'll be lieutenants soon?

695
00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:48,418
–Bouches-du-Rhône?
–Flyswatter, first.

696
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,479
Stop hitting me!

697
00:40:51,515 --> 00:40:53,278
–Stop!
–Listen…

698
00:40:53,317 --> 00:40:56,480
There's been a terrible mistake

699
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,556
that is the fault of
the police in my country.

700
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,860
Albert Vandenbosh,
wanted by lnterpol,

701
00:41:11,902 --> 00:41:14,370
convicted in 17 countries.
Remember?

702
00:41:14,405 --> 00:41:15,566
Of course.
That's the problem.

703
00:41:15,606 --> 00:41:18,074
I'm not Vandenbosh,

704
00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:21,771
but Eugene Triboulet, embassy attache.

705
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,078
He's trying to con us.

706
00:41:26,116 --> 00:41:28,584
1987. The Paris-Bruges train heist.

707
00:41:28,619 --> 00:41:31,081
I've committed no crime.
I'm an attache.

708
00:41:31,121 --> 00:41:34,557
You're a hell of a case!
Don't try to fool us.

709
00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:37,651
Let's knock out a report for the chief.

710
00:41:37,728 --> 00:41:39,190
He'll enjoy reading it.

711
00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:40,663
I'll get on it.

712
00:41:40,698 --> 00:41:42,256
Take this down.

713
00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:44,062
Albert Vandenbosh…

714
00:41:44,101 --> 00:41:45,568
Eugene Triboulet!

715
00:41:45,603 --> 00:41:48,367
I met Vandenbosh.
Look at his photo.

716
00:41:48,405 --> 00:41:52,069
I don't look anything like him.
He's a thug! Yeah, right.

717
00:41:52,109 --> 00:41:53,667
Emilien?

718
00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:55,576
Take a look.

719
00:41:59,617 --> 00:42:01,585
Who's that?

720
00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:03,280
Albert Vandenbosh.

721
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,480
See? I told you.

722
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:07,150
I know it's not your fault.
Release me

723
00:42:07,224 --> 00:42:09,249
and I won't sue.

724
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,189
How'd you know Vandenbosh?

725
00:42:12,229 --> 00:42:14,254
I don't actually know him.

726
00:42:14,298 --> 00:42:16,260
I saw him at Bruges police station.

727
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:17,858
What were you doing?

728
00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:19,164
Making a complaint.

729
00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:21,068
I'd been carjacked.

730
00:42:21,105 --> 00:42:21,469
What?

731
00:42:21,505 --> 00:42:23,666
They carjacked my Toyota.

732
00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:26,369
Dragged me out and drove away.

733
00:42:26,410 --> 00:42:29,072
In Marseille,
it's called a Parisian.

734
00:42:29,113 --> 00:42:31,081
We call it carjacking!

735
00:42:31,115 --> 00:42:31,876
–Carjacking…
–Carjacking…

736
00:42:31,916 --> 00:42:33,077
OK, what happened next?

737
00:42:33,117 --> 00:42:36,678
I was in the chief's office.
Charming man…

738
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:40,053
When I had to go to the toilet.

739
00:42:40,124 --> 00:42:42,149
You're always peeing!

740
00:42:42,326 --> 00:42:44,288
Yes, since my prostate operation.

741
00:42:44,328 --> 00:42:46,558
–Sorry.
–Then what?

742
00:42:47,298 --> 00:42:50,062
In the stalls,
I ran into Vandenbosh,

743
00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:52,068
shucking that horrible suit.

744
00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:54,366
3 thugs jumped on me

745
00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:56,566
and forced me inside there.

746
00:42:56,607 --> 00:42:58,268
I put up a fight,

747
00:42:58,309 --> 00:43:00,675
but they soon gagged me

748
00:43:00,711 --> 00:43:01,769
and from then on

749
00:43:01,812 --> 00:43:04,076
I was powerless to resist.

750
00:43:04,114 --> 00:43:06,173
You're very good.

751
00:43:06,216 --> 00:43:09,380
But unfortunately for you,
you've met your match.

752
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,081
–Emilien?
–What now?

753
00:43:11,121 --> 00:43:12,679
Check this out.

754
00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:21,759
Belgian Embassy
Fenimore Eugene Tribloulet.

755
00:43:21,799 --> 00:43:24,361
Cultural attache, Belgian Embassy.
Since 1996.

756
00:43:24,401 --> 00:43:28,167
Since May 17,1996, to be precise.

757
00:43:28,205 --> 00:43:30,868
My appointment even got
a mention on the RTBF news.

758
00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:33,376
–Is there a phone number?
–There.

759
00:43:33,410 --> 00:43:34,877
Call them up.

760
00:43:34,912 --> 00:43:36,174
Action!

761
00:43:41,919 --> 00:43:43,881
Belgian Embassy,
how can I help?

762
00:43:43,921 --> 00:43:46,082
Mr Triboulet, please?

763
00:43:46,123 --> 00:43:48,648
Sorry, he's been away for 3 days.

764
00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:52,059
You don't know where he's gone?

765
00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:53,858
To be honest, no.

766
00:43:53,897 --> 00:43:58,362
He hasn't called in at all and
the whole Embassy's worried about him.

767
00:43:58,402 --> 00:43:59,562
He's disappeared?

768
00:43:59,603 --> 00:44:02,265
It seems so.
He was in Bruges in Tuesday

769
00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:05,275
and got his car carjacked.

770
00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:08,176
Since then, no news of him.

771
00:44:08,212 --> 00:44:11,579
–Are you a relation?
–No.

772
00:44:12,516 --> 00:44:14,177
That's awful.

773
00:44:14,218 --> 00:44:17,085
Thanks, I'll call back.

774
00:44:19,423 --> 00:44:21,050
What a balls-up!

775
00:44:22,926 --> 00:44:24,655
Talk, damn you!

776
00:44:25,129 --> 00:44:27,359
Take it easy!

777
00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:29,263
I have my eye on them.

778
00:44:29,299 --> 00:44:32,268
Don't burn the place down.

779
00:44:32,302 --> 00:44:35,465
Nobody got any clothes
for our prisoner?

780
00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:38,873
Check the closet.
The boss always keeps spares.

781
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,571
No kidding.
He can change 10 times a day.

782
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:47,075
Daniel! Good timing.

783
00:44:47,117 --> 00:44:48,078
Is there a problem?

784
00:44:48,118 --> 00:44:51,087
I'd like it if you could
sign the armistice.

785
00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:57,758
Die!

786
00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:04,465
Get lost!

787
00:45:04,501 --> 00:45:06,059
Check this out.

788
00:45:08,505 --> 00:45:09,665
Great!

789
00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:13,165
I'd rather die in glory
than surrender in shame.

790
00:45:15,412 --> 00:45:17,175
What's that?

791
00:45:20,117 --> 00:45:22,677
Peace! War's over!

792
00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:29,658
Okay, General?

793
00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:32,059
I'm fine.

794
00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:37,060
I may have lost a battle,
but I haven't lost the war.

795
00:45:37,101 --> 00:45:41,060
Can the rematch wait?
They have homework to do.

796
00:45:41,105 --> 00:45:44,165
Yes, of course.
On Sunday, perhaps.

797
00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:45,669
That's right. The Lord's Day!

798
00:45:45,709 --> 00:45:47,074
He'll be delighted.

799
00:45:47,111 --> 00:45:51,571
And we'll have apple pie.

800
00:45:51,615 --> 00:45:53,082
I'll take care of it.

801
00:45:53,117 --> 00:45:55,085
You two, in the car!

802
00:45:56,820 --> 00:46:00,256
2 quiet hours?
You destroyed his living room!

803
00:46:00,324 --> 00:46:02,786
He started it.
We wanted to play drafts.

804
00:46:02,826 --> 00:46:05,056
He said only swishes play drafts.

805
00:46:05,129 --> 00:46:07,563
Swishes? He said that?

806
00:46:07,698 --> 00:46:09,359
You know what swishes do?

807
00:46:09,399 --> 00:46:11,867
Sure.
It's when you squish flies.

808
00:46:11,902 --> 00:46:15,269
Dad says they never stop swishing at work.

809
00:46:19,209 --> 00:46:23,077
The flies have been bulking up.
They're bigger than bees.

810
00:46:25,315 --> 00:46:27,374
He's well-built, your chief.

811
00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:30,580
He's bulky, all right. But it suits you.

812
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:33,181
Not quite my style, but it'll do.

813
00:46:33,223 --> 00:46:35,085
Better than that diving suit!

814
00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:36,854
For sure.

815
00:46:42,199 --> 00:46:45,066
Look at the size of that one!

816
00:46:48,405 --> 00:46:49,767
–What are you on?
–Sorry!

817
00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:53,470
There was a fly right there.
It was gigantic!

818
00:46:54,311 --> 00:46:58,077
Giant flies and worms, I know.
Take some herb tea.

819
00:46:58,115 --> 00:46:59,673
I swear! Where'd it go?

820
00:46:59,917 --> 00:47:02,681
You're compulsive squishers!

821
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:04,084
You got us wrong.

822
00:47:04,121 --> 00:47:07,750
It's because our chief
loves fly-fishing, you see?

823
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:12,455
It's his birthday soon,
so we're collecting for him.

824
00:47:12,529 --> 00:47:14,861
It's a surprise.

825
00:47:16,099 --> 00:47:17,760
Sorry, excuse me.

826
00:47:17,801 --> 00:47:19,860
Can we give you a ride?

827
00:47:19,903 --> 00:47:22,770
No, I'll take a cab.

828
00:47:23,707 --> 00:47:25,470
Goodbye.

829
00:47:25,909 --> 00:47:27,570
Our apologies, huh?

830
00:47:32,316 --> 00:47:34,278
–Denial, are you here?
–Is Emilien done?

831
00:47:34,318 --> 00:47:36,183
Another hour.

832
00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:39,520
Tell him I'll get the pizzas
and meet him at mine.

833
00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:40,854
Okay, I'll tell him.

834
00:47:40,924 --> 00:47:42,357
–Bye.
–Thanks.

835
00:47:51,301 --> 00:47:54,065
Fine timing!
I need a means of transport.

836
00:47:54,104 --> 00:47:55,766
Where can I transport you?

837
00:47:55,806 --> 00:47:57,467
4, Mediterranean Square.

838
00:47:57,507 --> 00:47:58,268
Nice address.

839
00:47:58,308 --> 00:48:00,370
–Can I ask a favor?
–Your wishes…

840
00:48:00,410 --> 00:48:02,776
I know you go at your own pace here

841
00:48:02,813 --> 00:48:05,077
because the sun makes you sleepy,

842
00:48:05,115 --> 00:48:07,276
but the sun's gone down,

843
00:48:07,317 --> 00:48:09,079
so I don't want to see the sights.

844
00:48:09,119 --> 00:48:11,081
Would you kindly floor it
to make the transport brief?

845
00:48:11,121 --> 00:48:13,555
Get it? Transport, port?

846
00:48:13,624 --> 00:48:16,058
Marseille port?

847
00:48:16,126 --> 00:48:17,058
Not bad, huh?

848
00:48:17,127 --> 00:48:19,755
Belt up, smartass!

849
00:48:19,830 --> 00:48:21,354
I beg your pardon.

850
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:26,260
–Gross!
–That stinks!

851
00:48:26,303 --> 00:48:28,567
I apologize.

852
00:48:28,605 --> 00:48:30,470
You got it all over me!

853
00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:35,378
Have fun in Marseille!

854
00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:36,777
Goodbye, ma'am.

855
00:48:45,622 --> 00:48:48,853
Delta 1. The sardine's in the tin.

856
00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:50,450
Over to you, Delta 3.

857
00:48:50,527 --> 00:48:52,309
10/4. Cast the bait.

858
00:48:55,399 --> 00:48:56,764
Here goes!

859
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,062
It beats that greasy outfit
that stank of sardines.

860
00:48:59,102 --> 00:49:01,570
–You got the gear?
–Everything.

861
00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:02,766
And the specialist?

862
00:49:02,806 --> 00:49:06,765
It wasn't easy finding
good help here. Actually…

863
00:49:06,810 --> 00:49:09,677
Serge! I didn't ask
how great you were,

864
00:49:09,713 --> 00:49:11,575
but if you found a specialist.

865
00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:12,377
The best!

866
00:49:12,416 --> 00:49:14,782
Let me be the judge of that.

867
00:49:14,818 --> 00:49:17,722
Sure. I said you'd want
to see for yourself.

868
00:49:18,922 --> 00:49:20,549
That's him now!

869
00:49:33,503 --> 00:49:35,164
Kiss or shake hands?

870
00:49:35,205 --> 00:49:37,070
I prefer a kiss.

871
00:49:39,109 --> 00:49:41,373
In Belgium, it's 3 times.

872
00:49:43,513 --> 00:49:45,378
I'm honored to work for you.

873
00:49:45,415 --> 00:49:47,577
–You know my work?
–“Work” is too ugly.

874
00:49:47,617 --> 00:49:50,279
I prefer the word “deeds”.

875
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:51,685
She's good!

876
00:49:51,722 --> 00:49:53,087
When do we begin?

877
00:49:53,123 --> 00:49:56,058
Not so fast.
I like flattery,

878
00:49:56,126 --> 00:49:59,357
but I have a little test for you.

879
00:50:00,197 --> 00:50:03,064
I'll close my eyes
and you must try,

880
00:50:03,100 --> 00:50:07,264
if you can, to take something
without me noticing.

881
00:50:07,304 --> 00:50:09,568
You have one minute!

882
00:50:10,807 --> 00:50:12,775
I reset it.

883
00:50:12,809 --> 00:50:14,367
It was a minute slow.

884
00:50:15,412 --> 00:50:18,279
–She's really good.
–Is she in-house?

885
00:50:21,318 --> 00:50:25,379
We've been through all the regions.
He's not interested.

886
00:50:25,422 --> 00:50:27,447
There's only one solution.

887
00:50:27,524 --> 00:50:30,049
–Here's the doc.
–Where's the bear?

888
00:50:33,397 --> 00:50:35,365
His nose is dry.

889
00:50:35,399 --> 00:50:38,857
He's not a bear.
He got a dose of bear tranquilizer.

890
00:50:38,902 --> 00:50:42,065
I thought I'd never seen one like him.

891
00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:45,071
I have an antidote.

892
00:50:45,108 --> 00:50:48,566
It's for elephants,
but it works on bears.

893
00:50:48,612 --> 00:50:50,073
Are you sure about this?

894
00:50:50,113 --> 00:50:51,575
It's a question of aiming

895
00:50:51,615 --> 00:50:56,075
just above the trunk
between the eyes.

896
00:50:58,121 --> 00:51:00,555
I'm right here, chief.

897
00:51:00,624 --> 00:51:01,685
What's wrong with him?

898
00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:03,352
It's normal.

899
00:51:03,427 --> 00:51:06,055
He needs to stay in his basket.

900
00:51:07,697 --> 00:51:11,463
I must have dozed off.
What time is it?

901
00:51:11,501 --> 00:51:12,468
5 past 12.

902
00:51:12,502 --> 00:51:15,471
That explains it.
I could eat a horse.

903
00:51:15,505 --> 00:51:16,665
You want pizza?

904
00:51:16,706 --> 00:51:18,568
–I wouldn't say no.
–Coming up.

905
00:51:18,608 --> 00:51:22,271
I had an absurd dream
and you were in it.

906
00:51:22,312 --> 00:51:27,375
You let the Belgian bamboozle you
and he walked free.

907
00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:31,285
I have some weird dreams sometimes.

908
00:51:31,321 --> 00:51:33,289
This can't be…

909
00:51:34,224 --> 00:51:35,555
Emilien?

910
00:51:55,412 --> 00:51:59,075
You won't believe what happened.

911
00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:01,482
–You got fired?
–You know?

912
00:52:01,518 --> 00:52:03,486
You get fired once a month.

913
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,078
This time it's serious.

914
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,783
Remember public enemy No. 1?

915
00:52:06,823 --> 00:52:08,485
The guy transferred via Marseille?

916
00:52:08,525 --> 00:52:09,886
–And?
–I let him walk free.

917
00:52:09,926 --> 00:52:11,088
–This can't be true. Ι— No.

918
00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:13,557
I mean, he escaped.
I'm such an idiot!

919
00:52:13,597 --> 00:52:15,064
A real numbskull!

920
00:52:15,098 --> 00:52:17,658
It's not just my skull.
All over.

921
00:52:17,701 --> 00:52:19,862
I just keep messing up.

922
00:52:19,903 --> 00:52:22,565
I could write
a dictionary of stupidity.

923
00:52:22,606 --> 00:52:23,868
Don't exaggerate.

924
00:52:23,907 --> 00:52:27,172
You bag some biggies.
The Santa gang? China Girl?

925
00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:29,075
That was just luck!

926
00:52:29,713 --> 00:52:31,271
I'm useless.

927
00:52:31,314 --> 00:52:34,277
Gibert was right to take my badge.
I don't deserve it.

928
00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:36,080
Same goes for most cops.

929
00:52:36,119 --> 00:52:38,587
I became a cop for my Dad's sake.

930
00:52:38,622 --> 00:52:40,749
It was his dying wish.

931
00:52:40,824 --> 00:52:45,261
It's tough, but at least you tried.

932
00:52:45,328 --> 00:52:46,761
Yeah, you're right.

933
00:52:47,497 --> 00:52:51,263
It's time to move on.
Do something I want to do.

934
00:52:51,301 --> 00:52:54,065
That's a positive attitude.

935
00:52:54,104 --> 00:52:56,572
What do you want to do?

936
00:52:56,606 --> 00:52:59,871
That's the problem.
I like my job.

937
00:52:59,910 --> 00:53:01,775
It's the best in the world.

938
00:53:01,811 --> 00:53:05,076
I see. You really are in the shit.

939
00:53:05,315 --> 00:53:07,681
lf only I could find the Belgian.

940
00:53:07,717 --> 00:53:09,582
I'd get my badge back.

941
00:53:09,619 --> 00:53:11,281
–What Belgian?
–The perp. He's Belgian.

942
00:53:11,321 --> 00:53:14,051
Big mouth? Fisherman?

943
00:53:15,725 --> 00:53:17,659
Exactly.

944
00:53:17,727 --> 00:53:18,588
Have you seen him?

945
00:53:18,628 --> 00:53:20,857
I picked him up outside the station.

946
00:53:20,897 --> 00:53:23,457
That's him.
He said he'd take a cab.

947
00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:25,061
Pretty spectacular escape.

948
00:53:25,101 --> 00:53:26,863
Was the police band playing?

949
00:53:26,903 --> 00:53:28,883
Do you remember where he went?

950
00:53:28,905 --> 00:53:32,170
–Of course.
–You're a genius!

951
00:53:34,110 --> 00:53:35,475
–Emilien?
–Why?

952
00:53:35,512 --> 00:53:37,275
What about the kids?

953
00:53:38,715 --> 00:53:41,684
Shit! The kids.
You got an idea?

954
00:53:43,820 --> 00:53:47,051
Is it Sunday already?

955
00:53:47,123 --> 00:53:48,055
Sure it is.

956
00:53:48,124 --> 00:53:50,187
Here are the kids,
I'll get the pie.

957
00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:53,355
Fine. I'll put the oven on.

958
00:54:01,805 --> 00:54:05,070
–You're sure it's here?
–Yes. No. 4.

959
00:54:05,108 --> 00:54:07,270
We need to check they're still here.

960
00:54:07,310 --> 00:54:08,868
They are.

961
00:54:08,912 --> 00:54:10,574
Are you sure?
It looks empty.

962
00:54:10,614 --> 00:54:15,074
They're asleep like everybody else,
except us two fools.

963
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,296
Does that mean that I am not normal?

964
00:54:19,723 --> 00:54:21,571
And their car's still there.

965
00:54:21,625 --> 00:54:25,356
You'd have made a good cop.
Is that a compliment?

966
00:54:25,428 --> 00:54:28,458
Sure. As a kid, you must have
played cops and robbers.

967
00:54:28,498 --> 00:54:30,460
Sure, but I was always
on the other team.

968
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:32,262
lf we have work to do tomorrow,
I'll get some sleep.

969
00:54:32,302 --> 00:54:35,567
Go ahead. I'll keep an eye on them.

970
00:54:47,917 --> 00:54:49,680
Emilien?

971
00:54:52,322 --> 00:54:54,051
Sorry, I dozed off.

972
00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:58,254
We have coffee, Quick Burgers,

973
00:54:58,328 --> 00:54:59,089
cheeseburgers, pies… Yogurt.

974
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,156
You had that in the car?

975
00:55:00,196 --> 00:55:02,061
I bought it.

976
00:55:02,098 --> 00:55:04,561
You mean no one
was watching the house?

977
00:55:04,601 --> 00:55:08,162
I was supposed to sleep
while you kept watch.

978
00:55:08,204 --> 00:55:10,172
Your snoring kept me awake.

979
00:55:10,206 --> 00:55:12,269
–Maybe they took off?
–They didn't take off.

980
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:14,470
The car's still there.

981
00:55:14,511 --> 00:55:17,374
Another arrived an hour ago
with 2 guys in it.

982
00:55:17,414 --> 00:55:18,875
Why didn't you wake me?

983
00:55:18,915 --> 00:55:21,778
You sleeping gives me a break.
Even if you snore.

984
00:55:21,818 --> 00:55:24,184
They're coming out.

985
00:55:26,423 --> 00:55:27,584
There's the Belgian!

986
00:55:27,624 --> 00:55:30,252
It's not him.
Mine was a lot younger.

987
00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:32,557
He's in disguise!

988
00:55:32,629 --> 00:55:35,063
Look, his mustache is dropping off.

989
00:55:36,199 --> 00:55:38,061
Why'd he get dressed up
to leave his own house?

990
00:55:38,101 --> 00:55:40,363
Maybe because the cops
are after him.

991
00:55:40,403 --> 00:55:42,064
Absolutely right.

992
00:55:42,505 --> 00:55:45,277
There's something familiar
about the girl.

993
00:55:52,415 --> 00:55:53,801
Never saw her before.

994
00:56:16,806 --> 00:56:19,070
–Where are they going?
–Guess.

995
00:56:29,619 --> 00:56:33,077
Monaco! Banks all over.
Heaven for a guy like him.

996
00:56:33,123 --> 00:56:34,484
A tax haven, you mean.

997
00:56:34,524 --> 00:56:39,052
Tell me about it. We'd just love
to access some vaults here.

998
00:56:39,129 --> 00:56:41,057
Shall I ask the Belgian to help?

999
00:56:41,097 --> 00:56:43,560
After all you did for him,
he owes you.

1000
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,067
Cut it out!

1001
00:56:53,710 --> 00:56:55,678
Here we go…

1002
00:56:56,312 --> 00:56:57,574
He's chosen one.

1003
00:57:06,623 --> 00:57:08,250
Royal Bank of Belgium.

1004
00:57:08,324 --> 00:57:09,757
He must be homesick.

1005
00:57:09,826 --> 00:57:11,657
They're gonna hold it up?

1006
00:57:11,728 --> 00:57:13,456
They're not playing boules.

1007
00:57:13,496 --> 00:57:14,257
I'll call Gibert.

1008
00:57:14,297 --> 00:57:17,061
Shouldn't you wait to have some proof?

1009
00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:19,162
No sweat!
We'll get the proof later.

1010
00:57:19,202 --> 00:57:20,363
Chief? It's Emilien.

1011
00:57:20,403 --> 00:57:23,066
I've got the Belgian.
I've spotted him at least.

1012
00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:25,666
I know I'm not a cop anymore.

1013
00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:28,370
I was taking a walk

1014
00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:30,894
and I saw him enter a bank.

1015
00:57:31,414 --> 00:57:35,282
They're not playing boules.
It's the RBB in Monaco.

1016
00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:38,825
I know it's far.
I'll try to tie them up.

1017
00:57:39,222 --> 00:57:41,247
–He's on his way.
–Great!

1018
00:57:41,324 --> 00:57:43,451
The Joker vs. Scooby-Doo.

1019
00:57:43,626 --> 00:57:46,060
Can I help you?

1020
00:57:46,129 --> 00:57:48,158
I'm here to see my son, Edouard.

1021
00:57:48,198 --> 00:57:49,659
You're Triboulet's father?

1022
00:57:49,699 --> 00:57:51,861
–That's right.
–He'll be so pleased.

1023
00:57:51,901 --> 00:57:53,766
2nd floor, room 115.

1024
00:57:53,803 --> 00:57:55,270
Thank you.

1025
00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:58,365
This way. They're friendly here.

1026
00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:02,075
Come in.

1027
00:58:04,214 --> 00:58:05,579
Dad?

1028
00:58:05,615 --> 00:58:07,583
ldiot! Dad died 4 years ago.

1029
00:58:07,617 --> 00:58:09,585
He'd be ashamed of you

1030
00:58:09,619 --> 00:58:11,678
for changing names.

1031
00:58:11,721 --> 00:58:13,279
Brother…

1032
00:58:13,723 --> 00:58:15,685
–I thought you were in prison.
–Not this week.

1033
00:58:15,725 --> 00:58:18,250
Prison's like a country home.

1034
00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:20,159
I go there to rest up.

1035
00:58:25,201 --> 00:58:27,863
Let's have a look at you.

1036
00:58:28,605 --> 00:58:31,167
Still that stupid haircut.
You never change!

1037
00:58:31,207 --> 00:58:34,176
Girls like men with hair
that's virile.

1038
00:58:34,210 --> 00:58:35,575
A bit like me.

1039
00:58:36,613 --> 00:58:38,171
You're still single?

1040
00:58:38,214 --> 00:58:39,875
Yes.

1041
00:59:02,405 --> 00:59:04,373
Delta 1 in position.

1042
00:59:04,407 --> 00:59:06,568
10/4, Delta 2.

1043
00:59:08,811 --> 00:59:11,075
The girl's going in.

1044
00:59:11,114 --> 00:59:13,776
I know I've seen her before.

1045
00:59:14,918 --> 00:59:16,078
I'm going in.

1046
00:59:16,119 --> 00:59:18,297
Fine, Delta 2.
Got you on visual.

1047
00:59:18,321 --> 00:59:22,155
It's heating up.
What if I take a discreet look?

1048
00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:24,455
You don't do discreet.

1049
00:59:24,527 --> 00:59:26,969
We sit tight and
wait for Scooby-Doo.

1050
00:59:30,199 --> 00:59:30,858
Welcome!

1051
00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:34,063
I'm opening an account
with Mr Triboulet.

1052
00:59:35,505 --> 00:59:37,268
I'll call him for you.

1053
00:59:43,813 --> 00:59:45,781
Go on, answer it.

1054
00:59:47,116 --> 00:59:50,483
–It's a client?
–Go down.

1055
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:52,385
I won't get in your way.

1056
00:59:52,422 --> 00:59:54,151
I'll be right down.

1057
00:59:54,223 --> 00:59:55,656
Right away.

1058
00:59:56,726 --> 01:00:00,059
Give me the keys.
I'll go instead of you.

1059
01:00:00,096 --> 01:00:03,065
I only have the keys
to empty boxes.

1060
01:00:05,101 --> 01:00:07,160
I open accounts.

1061
01:00:07,203 --> 01:00:09,068
That's good. Me, too.

1062
01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:17,674
Sorry to keep you waiting, Countess.
This way, please.

1063
01:00:21,718 --> 01:00:23,777
–Open up.
–Yes, Mr Triboulet.

1064
01:00:31,127 --> 01:00:33,061
After you, Countess.

1065
01:00:48,111 --> 01:00:49,874
Good job!

1066
01:00:50,913 --> 01:00:52,563
It's all yours, Countess.

1067
01:00:56,919 --> 01:00:59,285
Where'd you like to start?

1068
01:01:00,723 --> 01:01:01,451
That wall.

1069
01:01:01,524 --> 01:01:04,824
On that wall, we have No. 82.
How's that suit you?

1070
01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:06,659
Perfectly.

1071
01:01:20,309 --> 01:01:21,867
Are they biting?

1072
01:01:21,911 --> 01:01:24,173
I'm tracking the alarm connections.

1073
01:01:24,213 --> 01:01:26,773
I have to deactivate them

1074
01:01:26,816 --> 01:01:28,784
or it'll go off in Security.

1075
01:01:28,818 --> 01:01:31,082
She blows me away.

1076
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:34,851
No kidding! How about some food?
I'm starving.

1077
01:01:34,924 --> 01:01:36,448
I'll go find something.

1078
01:01:45,101 --> 01:01:47,675
What's Gibert up to?
It's been an hour.

1079
01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,763
–I've spoilt you.
–That's true.

1080
01:01:50,106 --> 01:01:53,075
And an hour to open an account?

1081
01:01:53,109 --> 01:01:54,770
Or several accounts.

1082
01:01:56,112 --> 01:01:58,171
Here's the list of boxes.

1083
01:01:58,214 --> 01:02:01,081
It'll take a while.
Grab a coffee.

1084
01:02:01,117 --> 01:02:02,584
A coffee?

1085
01:02:19,302 --> 01:02:22,760
The Free Belgian?
Pretty classy.

1086
01:02:22,805 --> 01:02:24,864
At your Majesty's service.

1087
01:02:34,617 --> 01:02:36,084
First box open.

1088
01:02:36,119 --> 01:02:38,280
Keep going, Delta 2.

1089
01:02:51,901 --> 01:02:52,868
What?

1090
01:02:52,902 --> 01:02:56,861
A guy in a suit gets into a van
at 9 a. m. Is that normal?

1091
01:02:56,906 --> 01:02:59,466
A Dutch guy getting back
from a club.

1092
01:02:59,509 --> 01:03:02,774
Loaded up with food,
when the van sells Fries?

1093
01:03:02,812 --> 01:03:04,780
Maybe his suck.

1094
01:03:04,814 --> 01:03:06,577
Smart ass.

1095
01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:08,379
That's why I'm a cop.

1096
01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:18,150
Just five left. I need info.

1097
01:03:18,227 --> 01:03:20,058
OK, hold tight a second.

1098
01:03:25,601 --> 01:03:27,865
Number 107. Box 107.

1099
01:03:27,904 --> 01:03:30,372
–1-0-7.
–10/4.

1100
01:03:38,414 --> 01:03:40,678
–A black notebook?
–Affirmative.

1101
01:03:45,521 --> 01:03:47,884
–You gave me a fright?
–How's it going?

1102
01:03:47,924 --> 01:03:50,051
–Just five left.
–Let's move it!

1103
01:03:50,126 --> 01:03:51,650
Of course.

1104
01:03:55,198 --> 01:03:56,165
Are you done?

1105
01:03:56,199 --> 01:03:58,258
Getting there.

1106
01:03:58,301 --> 01:04:01,764
His head's smaller than yours, boss.
The wig keeps slipping.

1107
01:04:01,804 --> 01:04:04,066
Stop getting there
and get him out.

1108
01:04:04,106 --> 01:04:05,164
Dumbhead!

1109
01:04:05,208 --> 01:04:08,666
Stop getting there
and get your mustache on.

1110
01:04:08,711 --> 01:04:10,474
I got yelled at.

1111
01:04:10,513 --> 01:04:11,674
–Really?
–I'm true.

1112
01:04:11,714 --> 01:04:14,182
Stopped for lunch?

1113
01:04:14,217 --> 01:04:15,775
Wouldn't surprise me.

1114
01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:18,887
Look!

1115
01:04:20,323 --> 01:04:22,052
We're gonna lose him!

1116
01:04:22,124 --> 01:04:23,056
What?

1117
01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:26,389
He's leaving disguised as an old man.
Where are you?

1118
01:04:26,429 --> 01:04:29,557
The driver's asking for directions.

1119
01:04:29,599 --> 01:04:32,361
But people here run away
when they see a cop.

1120
01:04:32,401 --> 01:04:36,269
And the GPS is on the fritz.
It says “Maubeuge”.

1121
01:04:37,607 --> 01:04:40,075
–And now?
–Straight to the beach.

1122
01:04:40,109 --> 01:04:42,475
Watch the sea and count to 100,000.

1123
01:04:42,511 --> 01:04:44,173
–OK, fine.
–Seeya, sucker!

1124
01:04:44,213 --> 01:04:47,273
You're gonna miss him.
He's walking away.

1125
01:04:47,316 --> 01:04:49,181
–It's right there.
–Really?

1126
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,452
What's he wearing?

1127
01:05:02,598 --> 01:05:05,066
–What do we do?
–It's the wrong one.

1128
01:05:05,401 --> 01:05:06,766
I'm not him!

1129
01:05:06,802 --> 01:05:09,669
I'm not me, either.
Take him in!

1130
01:05:09,705 --> 01:05:11,570
I swear I'm not!

1131
01:05:11,607 --> 01:05:13,871
–Emilien?
–Yes, chief?

1132
01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:16,777
Meet me at the office.
I have your badge.

1133
01:05:16,812 --> 01:05:18,473
Thanks, chief.

1134
01:05:18,514 --> 01:05:20,296
Hear that? It's great news!

1135
01:05:20,316 --> 01:05:23,774
All thanks to you.
How can I thank you?

1136
01:05:23,819 --> 01:05:25,184
This stinks.

1137
01:05:25,221 --> 01:05:27,861
No, he's sorry.
He knows I'm a good cop.

1138
01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:29,858
Not that. The Belgian.

1139
01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:32,451
6 of them in 2 cars with bags.

1140
01:05:32,528 --> 01:05:34,574
And only two come out. On foot.

1141
01:05:34,597 --> 01:05:36,758
How'd you explain that one?

1142
01:05:37,199 --> 01:05:40,066
Nope, that one's a toughie.

1143
01:05:40,102 --> 01:05:42,764
And the old guy's limp was different.

1144
01:05:42,805 --> 01:05:44,568
Yeah, I noticed that, too.

1145
01:05:44,607 --> 01:05:48,168
He maybe fell down some stairs.
Old folks often do.

1146
01:05:48,210 --> 01:05:50,075
It wasn't the same guy.

1147
01:05:51,113 --> 01:05:52,375
Really?

1148
01:05:52,415 --> 01:05:55,384
lf that wasn't the Belgian,
where is he?

1149
01:05:56,819 --> 01:05:59,083
Look!

1150
01:06:01,524 --> 01:06:03,048
What a balls-up!

1151
01:06:03,125 --> 01:06:06,227
I'll go a different way.
Meet you at the house.

1152
01:06:06,228 --> 01:06:08,753
No way!
We're in this together.

1153
01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:12,256
Anyway, now I'm rich and single.

1154
01:06:12,301 --> 01:06:14,064
Sounds tempting.

1155
01:06:14,904 --> 01:06:16,565
He won't let her go.

1156
01:06:16,605 --> 01:06:19,165
–We follow them?
–In your fries van?

1157
01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:23,172
What are you waiting for?

1158
01:06:23,212 --> 01:06:24,874
Giving them a start's more fun.

1159
01:06:24,914 --> 01:06:28,281
This is no time forjokes.
Let's go!

1160
01:06:42,698 --> 01:06:44,165
They're going slow!

1161
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:47,465
Makes a change
to admire the countryside.

1162
01:06:47,503 --> 01:06:49,266
They'll see us.

1163
01:06:49,305 --> 01:06:51,569
We're less obvious than the van.

1164
01:06:52,808 --> 01:06:54,366
Who are those guys?

1165
01:06:54,410 --> 01:06:57,072
Monaco's caviar, not fries.

1166
01:06:57,113 --> 01:07:00,676
When he saw Belgian plates,
he thought he'd get a sale.

1167
01:07:00,716 --> 01:07:04,083
Cut out the jokes!
I'm in deep shit here.

1168
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:06,281
Why?
You got your card back.

1169
01:07:06,322 --> 01:07:10,156
You think so? Gibert'll find out
it's the wrong Belgian.

1170
01:07:11,327 --> 01:07:14,256
I'm Edouard Triboulet
of the Royal Bank of Belgium.

1171
01:07:14,296 --> 01:07:17,754
And I'm Hercule Poirot.
Where did we get to?

1172
01:07:18,801 --> 01:07:19,768
No. 77, chief.

1173
01:07:19,802 --> 01:07:21,861
That's Seine-et-Marne.

1174
01:07:21,904 --> 01:07:24,668
A beautiful region, you'll see.

1175
01:07:25,408 --> 01:07:27,171
Worth a visit?

1176
01:07:27,209 --> 01:07:29,677
Let's try again. Full name?

1177
01:07:29,712 --> 01:07:33,079
I'm Edouard…

1178
01:07:33,115 --> 01:07:36,084
We're running out of regions, chief.

1179
01:07:36,118 --> 01:07:38,781
We can move onto my encyclopedia
in 22 volumes.

1180
01:07:38,821 --> 01:07:40,846
I'm not so sure…

1181
01:07:40,923 --> 01:07:45,053
I was thinking. He's Belgian,

1182
01:07:45,127 --> 01:07:48,153
so we could try another method.

1183
01:07:48,197 --> 01:07:51,064
–lf you see what I mean?
–Good thinking!

1184
01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:53,864
–Everybody out!
–No!

1185
01:07:53,903 --> 01:07:55,564
Please, don't leave me
alone with him!

1186
01:07:55,604 --> 01:07:58,664
Please, stay!

1187
01:08:03,412 --> 01:08:05,471
So, you're Belgian?

1188
01:08:05,514 --> 01:08:07,573
Yes, from Brussels.

1189
01:08:12,621 --> 01:08:15,055
Jacques Brel?
Wasn't he Belgian?

1190
01:08:15,124 --> 01:08:17,854
Yes, a great man. A hero.

1191
01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:19,758
Let's hear the hero.

1192
01:08:36,712 --> 01:08:38,771
Beautiful, isn't it?

1193
01:08:38,814 --> 01:08:41,874
–Wonderful.
–Even better like that!

1194
01:08:42,718 --> 01:08:44,481
Not that! Mercy!

1195
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:48,047
Stop!

1196
01:08:50,626 --> 01:08:53,060
Not that!

1197
01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:54,756
Full name?

1198
01:08:54,797 --> 01:08:57,061
Help!

1199
01:08:57,099 --> 01:08:59,863
–Tough cookie!
–Regions are easier.

1200
01:09:03,606 --> 01:09:05,164
Shit!

1201
01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:08,074
The fryer's frazzled.

1202
01:09:12,114 --> 01:09:13,175
We're not going to the house?

1203
01:09:13,215 --> 01:09:15,376
We're worth more.

1204
01:09:15,417 --> 01:09:16,884
Call the Colombian.

1205
01:09:25,127 --> 01:09:26,651
The Belgian for you.

1206
01:09:26,695 --> 01:09:27,855
You're out?

1207
01:09:27,897 --> 01:09:31,060
I can send you down for years.

1208
01:09:32,101 --> 01:09:33,068
Talk.

1209
01:09:33,102 --> 01:09:35,161
Know the Royal Bank of Belgium?

1210
01:09:35,204 --> 01:09:36,068
Go on!

1211
01:09:36,105 --> 01:09:39,074
The notebook in your box
is in my hands.

1212
01:09:40,509 --> 01:09:43,376
You drown in your fine pool?

1213
01:09:43,412 --> 01:09:45,676
–What do you want?
–Not much.

1214
01:09:45,714 --> 01:09:49,377
You have 10 minutes to get
on your yacht and go home.

1215
01:09:51,620 --> 01:09:55,351
Bingo! I just bought
a shack you'll like.

1216
01:10:20,516 --> 01:10:21,881
I love it!

1217
01:10:21,917 --> 01:10:24,280
I came here once
to see the Colombian

1218
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:26,686
and I fell in love with the place.

1219
01:10:30,326 --> 01:10:32,351
He refused to sell.

1220
01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:36,376
C'mon, I'll show you paradise.

1221
01:10:41,704 --> 01:10:43,763
Check that out! Amazing!

1222
01:10:43,806 --> 01:10:45,273
Follow me.

1223
01:10:55,117 --> 01:10:57,585
What did I tell you? Paradise!

1224
01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:12,067
Fresh, natural produce, see?

1225
01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:15,366
Not like the flour
you get in the city.

1226
01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:19,568
You turned me on in the bank,
popping open those boxes.

1227
01:11:19,608 --> 01:11:22,168
Eugene, isn't this a bit sudden?

1228
01:11:22,211 --> 01:11:24,076
No time to lose, kid.

1229
01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:26,275
In our line of work,
you gotta act fast.

1230
01:11:26,315 --> 01:11:30,081
Any moment, we could both be dead.
Make the most of it.

1231
01:11:30,119 --> 01:11:32,381
–You're right, Eugene…
–Call me Fenimore.

1232
01:11:32,421 --> 01:11:36,653
Give me time
to look my best for you.

1233
01:11:36,725 --> 01:11:39,250
Great idea!

1234
01:11:39,328 --> 01:11:41,657
We'll have a candlelit dinner
overlooking the sea.

1235
01:11:41,697 --> 01:11:43,358
That would be perfect.

1236
01:11:45,501 --> 01:11:47,366
Be right back…

1237
01:11:47,403 --> 01:11:49,268
Fenimore.

1238
01:11:53,609 --> 01:11:56,772
Delta 1, get me out of here.
The heat's on.

1239
01:11:56,812 --> 01:11:58,575
How soon can you be here?

1240
01:11:58,614 --> 01:11:59,774
Hold on.

1241
01:11:59,815 --> 01:12:01,677
How long will it take to repair?

1242
01:12:01,717 --> 01:12:04,880
Son, you're looking at 2-3 days.

1243
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:08,253
Delta 2, I'm sending
reinforcements.

1244
01:12:12,227 --> 01:12:13,289
What are you doing?

1245
01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:15,045
Calling up reinforcements.

1246
01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:20,464
We did it!
The Belgian's confessed.

1247
01:12:20,502 --> 01:12:23,562
–He confessed?
–Everything.

1248
01:12:23,605 --> 01:12:25,573
We couldn't stop him.

1249
01:12:25,607 --> 01:12:27,569
We also took the opportunity
to close some other cases.

1250
01:12:27,609 --> 01:12:30,874
He's going down so long,
he'll never know.

1251
01:12:30,913 --> 01:12:32,274
That's not the right Belgian.

1252
01:12:32,314 --> 01:12:33,372
How come?

1253
01:12:33,415 --> 01:12:35,076
He was a decoy.

1254
01:12:35,117 --> 01:12:36,378
The real one was still in the bank.

1255
01:12:36,418 --> 01:12:38,596
So where's the real Belgian now?

1256
01:12:38,620 --> 01:12:42,118
I tailed him to the Colombian's villa
outside Cannes.

1257
01:12:42,124 --> 01:12:45,358
Both of them together.
The arrest of the century!

1258
01:12:45,427 --> 01:12:48,055
Red alert!

1259
01:12:55,104 --> 01:12:56,465
You look sublime, darling.

1260
01:12:56,505 --> 01:12:59,065
And you…
White suits you.

1261
01:12:59,108 --> 01:13:03,374
You think so? I like white.

1262
01:13:03,412 --> 01:13:06,250
I like white a lot,
but I prefer champagne.

1263
01:13:10,719 --> 01:13:12,681
–Gunshots?
–Just the one so far.

1264
01:13:12,721 --> 01:13:15,559
Believe me, a gunshot
never goes out alone.

1265
01:13:15,624 --> 01:13:16,485
What are you doing?

1266
01:13:16,525 --> 01:13:19,050
Setting up a forward position.

1267
01:13:19,128 --> 01:13:20,656
You play best at the back.

1268
01:13:20,696 --> 01:13:23,665
It's just to get an idea
of the topography.

1269
01:13:23,699 --> 01:13:26,361
Facilitate the special forces' entry.

1270
01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:28,165
Put that in your ear.

1271
01:13:28,203 --> 01:13:30,262
You'll know where I'm at.

1272
01:13:38,113 --> 01:13:40,081
This will end in pain.

1273
01:13:41,617 --> 01:13:43,278
To us!

1274
01:13:54,396 --> 01:13:58,355
I can't climb the wall,
but there's a post.

1275
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:01,660
And a branch leading straight in.

1276
01:14:01,703 --> 01:14:05,070
Amazing they didn't saw that off.

1277
01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:07,166
Shit! They did!

1278
01:14:10,212 --> 01:14:13,181
That's topography brought
to you by Emilien.

1279
01:14:13,215 --> 01:14:15,080
Let's dance.

1280
01:14:32,100 --> 01:14:33,761
What a couple we make!

1281
01:14:33,802 --> 01:14:37,568
Fire and ice.
My guile, your professionalism.

1282
01:14:37,606 --> 01:14:40,074
Striking fear across the land.

1283
01:14:40,108 --> 01:14:44,272
I'd be your Clyde.
You'd be my Bonnie.

1284
01:14:44,713 --> 01:14:45,774
Are we dancing or kissing?

1285
01:14:45,814 --> 01:14:47,475
A bit of both?

1286
01:14:47,516 --> 01:14:50,076
Or I'll think you're a mole.

1287
01:14:56,725 --> 01:14:59,159
Did nobody teach you to knock?

1288
01:14:59,228 --> 01:15:03,062
Sorry, boss.
Look what fell out of the sky.

1289
01:15:03,098 --> 01:15:04,660
The little Marseille cop.

1290
01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:07,567
lnspector.
But you'll get me promotion.

1291
01:15:07,603 --> 01:15:10,071
Hands up!
You're under arrest.

1292
01:15:11,607 --> 01:15:13,268
You got balls,
coming here with your pop gun,

1293
01:15:13,308 --> 01:15:17,267
to arrest public enemy No. 1
the Flanders Strangler,

1294
01:15:17,312 --> 01:15:20,179
the Benelux Terror.

1295
01:15:21,316 --> 01:15:23,181
The house is surrounded!

1296
01:15:23,218 --> 01:15:23,779
Sure it is.

1297
01:15:23,819 --> 01:15:26,583
Reinforcements! An Armada!

1298
01:15:26,622 --> 01:15:28,484
Helicopters circling overhead!

1299
01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:31,755
Any minute now!

1300
01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:36,058
–Fine, we'll wait for them…
–You must be out of your mind!

1301
01:15:36,098 --> 01:15:38,464
and prepare a reception.

1302
01:15:41,103 --> 01:15:43,367
You will pay for your impudence!

1303
01:15:43,405 --> 01:15:44,269
I want him!

1304
01:15:44,306 --> 01:15:46,365
I love tussling with a cop.

1305
01:15:46,408 --> 01:15:47,670
I was on a roll.

1306
01:15:47,709 --> 01:15:50,672
He can be my engagement gift,
my pink flamingo.

1307
01:15:50,712 --> 01:15:54,273
No gift could give me greater happiness.

1308
01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:57,082
–Listen, miss!
–I'm married!

1309
01:15:57,119 --> 01:15:58,780
I've never hit a woman.

1310
01:15:58,820 --> 01:16:02,450
You should know, I did 8 years ofjudo.
Japanese winger.

1311
01:16:05,827 --> 01:16:07,658
Great!

1312
01:16:09,197 --> 01:16:12,564
lf you insist, but I fight fair.

1313
01:16:12,601 --> 01:16:14,762
Keep your eyes open, then!

1314
01:16:14,803 --> 01:16:16,668
Don't worry about me!

1315
01:16:16,705 --> 01:16:19,071
I am worried about you!

1316
01:16:21,109 --> 01:16:22,872
Do I know you?

1317
01:16:22,911 --> 01:16:24,572
Think hard!

1318
01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:29,077
I don't know what it's called,
but ouch!

1319
01:16:29,117 --> 01:16:32,177
Hurry, guys,
before the topographer's topped.

1320
01:16:35,524 --> 01:16:37,651
You like my fiancee?

1321
01:16:37,726 --> 01:16:39,455
Not my type.

1322
01:16:41,296 --> 01:16:43,856
Maybe if I was blonde.

1323
01:16:44,499 --> 01:16:45,158
Petra?

1324
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:46,462
I knew I knew her.

1325
01:16:46,501 --> 01:16:48,662
About time.

1326
01:16:51,106 --> 01:16:54,075
Here comes Gibert
and his big band!

1327
01:16:55,711 --> 01:16:58,373
Maybe if I try the gate…

1328
01:16:58,413 --> 01:17:01,075
Ring the bell while you're at it!

1329
01:17:01,116 --> 01:17:03,676
Surprise is the key ingredient here.

1330
01:17:03,719 --> 01:17:07,553
Our ingenious catapult system
helps us hop over the wall.

1331
01:17:09,124 --> 01:17:11,251
The Swedish corkscrew.

1332
01:17:11,927 --> 01:17:14,259
Time to finish him off!

1333
01:17:14,296 --> 01:17:16,059
The death blow!

1334
01:17:16,098 --> 01:17:18,160
I have a knife.
Take me hostage.

1335
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:19,758
Come again?

1336
01:17:19,801 --> 01:17:21,363
Turn me round and take me.

1337
01:17:21,403 --> 01:17:23,564
In front of everybody?

1338
01:17:23,605 --> 01:17:25,266
Take me hostage.

1339
01:17:25,307 --> 01:17:26,865
All right.

1340
01:17:28,110 --> 01:17:29,668
He's got a knife!

1341
01:17:29,711 --> 01:17:30,772
Where'd he get that?

1342
01:17:30,812 --> 01:17:32,474
I searched him personally.

1343
01:17:32,514 --> 01:17:34,076
Nobody move or she gets it!

1344
01:17:34,116 --> 01:17:35,174
Nobody move.

1345
01:17:35,217 --> 01:17:37,481
Don't worry, I'll handle this.

1346
01:17:37,519 --> 01:17:39,077
OK, cop,

1347
01:17:39,121 --> 01:17:41,827
tell me what you want
and you'll have it.

1348
01:17:43,325 --> 01:17:46,658
Sure this is a good idea?
With no warm-up?

1349
01:17:47,095 --> 01:17:49,256
I am warm. I'm sizzling.

1350
01:17:49,297 --> 01:17:54,064
You're talking to a finalist,
Saumur Trampoline Championship, 1971.

1351
01:17:54,102 --> 01:17:55,865
That was long ago!

1352
01:17:55,904 --> 01:17:58,367
It's like riding a bike.
You never forget.

1353
01:17:58,407 --> 01:18:00,068
Crank it up!

1354
01:18:13,121 --> 01:18:14,383
Betrayed by technology!

1355
01:18:14,423 --> 01:18:16,357
Check out what's wrong.

1356
01:18:16,425 --> 01:18:18,052
Right away, chief.

1357
01:18:21,396 --> 01:18:22,761
What number are you?

1358
01:18:22,798 --> 01:18:24,356
How do I know!

1359
01:18:24,399 --> 01:18:28,062
I'm last in line.

1360
01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:30,865
The fuse must have blown.

1361
01:18:30,906 --> 01:18:33,568
Trying to lift fatso.

1362
01:18:33,608 --> 01:18:35,166
Got it, chief!

1363
01:19:03,205 --> 01:19:04,166
We have visitors.

1364
01:19:04,206 --> 01:19:06,265
What do we do?

1365
01:19:07,109 --> 01:19:08,667
We go to war!

1366
01:19:15,517 --> 01:19:17,382
Wanna play do ya?

1367
01:19:17,419 --> 01:19:20,047
Wanna roast me?
So, come and get me!

1368
01:19:29,898 --> 01:19:32,162
Glad I stayed in the cab.

1369
01:19:37,506 --> 01:19:40,066
I'm No. 1 here! Got that?

1370
01:19:40,108 --> 01:19:41,870
Not just in Belgium.
The world's public enemy No. 1!

1371
01:19:41,910 --> 01:19:44,572
A few gendarmes don't scare me!

1372
01:20:06,301 --> 01:20:08,743
I'll blow you up a storm.
Just watch.

1373
01:20:10,205 --> 01:20:13,769
The gendarme counter-attacks!
You're bustin' my balls!

1374
01:20:14,709 --> 01:20:16,267
And this gendarme…

1375
01:20:17,112 --> 01:20:19,672
is gonna clean up this town

1376
01:20:19,714 --> 01:20:21,773
double-quick!

1377
01:20:40,101 --> 01:20:41,466
Daniel, help!

1378
01:20:41,503 --> 01:20:43,368
Ain't that a surprise.

1379
01:20:46,608 --> 01:20:49,270
Who's the №1 now?

1380
01:21:01,323 --> 01:21:04,656
That's dangerous.
Time for some serious weaponry.

1381
01:21:05,327 --> 01:21:07,055
–He's crazy!
–What's he doing?

1382
01:21:07,095 --> 01:21:09,359
Look what I found!

1383
01:21:10,498 --> 01:21:12,557
I only ever saw this in photos.

1384
01:21:12,601 --> 01:21:13,465
Switch on.

1385
01:21:13,501 --> 01:21:15,662
He needs locking up!

1386
01:21:16,204 --> 01:21:19,662
I'm gonna waste those scumbags.

1387
01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:44,456
Help!

1388
01:22:08,223 --> 01:22:10,851
It's better in yellow.

1389
01:22:17,198 --> 01:22:18,665
My love!

1390
01:22:18,700 --> 01:22:22,067
To think I didn't recognize you.
I nearly hit you.

1391
01:22:22,103 --> 01:22:25,368
Don't worry, I'd have fought back.

1392
01:22:30,412 --> 01:22:32,676
Get a room, will you?

1393
01:22:41,523 --> 01:22:44,458
You're driving me to distraction.

1394
01:22:44,526 --> 01:22:47,552
I know. You're not the only one.

1395
01:22:51,299 --> 01:22:54,063
Take me to your leader.

1396
01:22:54,102 --> 01:22:55,569
Excuse me.

1397
01:22:56,204 --> 01:22:57,865
Hi, nice meet to you.

1398
01:22:59,207 --> 01:23:01,471
–Can I ask your rank?
–Commander.

1399
01:23:01,509 --> 01:23:02,476
Is that all?

1400
01:23:02,510 --> 01:23:05,479
You look like General material to me.

1401
01:23:05,513 --> 01:23:08,482
Somebody upstairs doesn't like you.

1402
01:23:08,516 --> 01:23:10,177
Leave it to me.

1403
01:23:10,218 --> 01:23:13,654
I know the top brass.

1404
01:23:13,722 --> 01:23:16,685
I give them a lot of business,
so they owe me favor or two.

1405
01:23:16,725 --> 01:23:18,750
Let's talk it over in my car.

1406
01:23:18,827 --> 01:23:20,761
With pleasure.

1407
01:23:20,895 --> 01:23:22,556
Take him away!

1408
01:23:22,597 --> 01:23:25,862
You're making a mistake!
You'll pay for this!

1409
01:23:25,900 --> 01:23:29,063
Let go of me!

1410
01:23:35,410 --> 01:23:37,776
You steered us through a minefield.

1411
01:23:37,812 --> 01:23:39,074
Thanks,

1412
01:23:39,114 --> 01:23:41,776
but Emilien did all the work.
I just drove.

1413
01:23:41,816 --> 01:23:44,580
Actually, the meter's still ticking over.

1414
01:23:44,619 --> 01:23:47,482
I don't get it.
You knew he planned a heist?

1415
01:23:47,522 --> 01:23:51,652
Yes, and legally
we can't go near those boxes,

1416
01:23:51,726 --> 01:23:54,661
so we let him do it for us.

1417
01:23:54,696 --> 01:23:57,256
Seeing as he's going down anyway.

1418
01:23:57,298 --> 01:23:58,765
Exactly.

1419
01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:00,768
How did you know he'd escape?

1420
01:24:00,802 --> 01:24:04,260
The odds seemed pretty good.

1421
01:24:04,305 --> 01:24:05,863
Oh, yeah?

1422
01:24:06,608 --> 01:24:09,270
So I helped make
the operation a success?

1423
01:24:09,310 --> 01:24:11,574
You were just perfect.

1424
01:24:17,118 --> 01:24:19,382
Any news of Gibert?

1425
01:24:19,421 --> 01:24:22,684
We gave him a bottle of downers
and he just laughed.

1426
01:24:22,724 --> 01:24:26,854
C'mon, lads! We'll mash 'em!

1427
01:24:28,897 --> 01:24:30,558
Nice and easy,
take them to pieces!

1428
01:24:30,598 --> 01:24:32,463
He's still flying, huh?

1429
01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:34,661
We've tried everything.

1430
01:24:34,702 --> 01:24:37,665
He's down to run a marathon.
It won't be enough.

1431
01:24:37,705 --> 01:24:41,573
Footwork! Shoot!

1432
01:24:41,609 --> 01:24:43,873
Where'd they get these no-hopers?

1433
01:24:43,912 --> 01:24:46,816
Look at you!
It's The March of the Penguins!

1434
01:24:51,119 --> 01:24:53,747
Shoot!

1435
01:24:56,524 --> 01:25:00,654
This isn't a knitting circle!
Give the ball hell!

1436
01:25:00,695 --> 01:25:02,458
Look!

1437
01:25:09,104 --> 01:25:14,371
That's not hard, is it?

1438
01:25:15,210 --> 01:25:18,179
Bring it under control and…

1439
01:25:18,213 --> 01:25:22,081
Round and Round!
Now, overhead kick!

1440
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:28,055
Goal in! Goal in!