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Subtitles by
Tim Bowman
Sync to this BDrip by Obed
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I do not fear you,
ugly thing.
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My heart is pure
as a fresh water spring.
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The Silver Knight Gothic was standing,
facing the terrible skeleton dragon.
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That stared at him,
with his big, ugly empty eyes.
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With my silver daggers
I shall lop off your head.
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Jus ...
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Justice will be done only
when you are dead.
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The terrible skeleton dragon
stumbled and staggered
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and collapsed with an agonizing groan,
that sent shivers down the spine.
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The frail King emerged from his hiding place
to congratulate the noble Silver Knight Gothic.
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Enough you little pest.
Clean everything up.
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But my lord Gildas,
I am playing the "Silver Knight Gothic."
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Your uncle, the good lord Arnold,
awaits us for supper.
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Still no sign of them, my good lord?
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Nothing, Gildas, nothing at all.
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I can no longer see, but I am absolutely certain
my faithful knights will never return.
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With all due respect, my lord,
you have allowed dispair to overcome you ...
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Do you want me to dance a Jig?
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Come, come now mi'lord ...
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Where are those days of yore when my
castle did shine in all its glory?
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Where are my men, my guards,
my five players?
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Alas they have all fled, my good lord.
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I may be blind, Gildas,
but I am nobodys fool.
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It is quite clear that no one wishes to
remain in this fortress.
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Who would want to live here,
in fear of the World Gobbler.
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Speaking of which, it is night time to send
your niece to a safe haven.
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To the convent of the crooked
tooth Sisters.
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Ahh Gildas, if only I'dve had a nephew ...
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I could have taught him the basic principles
of Dragon hunting.
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Oh, yes, please Uncle, that would be so darn neat.
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It's not that I would rather have you be a boy,
my little girl, but the fact is you are not one.
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Hunting just isn't suitable for little girls.
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It's Granion of Bismuth, my uncle.
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Granion ...
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You're alive!
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And the World Gobbler,
have you seen him, have you slain him?
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Cease your stupid groaning!
I'll take you late.
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Now where are my other loyal knights?
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With all due respect, my lord, our faithful
Granion is but a pile of ashes.
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- The Smoldering Knights ...
- Another sign, my lord.
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Raise the Drawbridge,
lower the Portcullis.
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- We've got to get a bigger Knight.
- You, go pack your bags, you're going to the crooked tooth ...
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Lock all the doors,
and bring me my battleaxe and sword.
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Gildas!
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We've got to get the Silver Knight Gothic.
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The tail Lian-chu, the tail. Teach him a lesson.
You hear me? Go on!
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Hit him in the tail!
Go! Go!
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On your feet.
Keep your guard up.
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And don't let him barf on you.
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Victory.
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Okay, fun's over guys.
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Let's see, here we go;
Article 3, clause 2: states
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Upon receipt of the slain Momularis,
Fat John of Wickashire shall
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pay the measly sum of 24 Guinneas
to the valerous dragon hunters.
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I do not see any hunters.
All I see is a bevy of clowns.
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Walking disaster.
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Look what your bonehead there did to my cabbage
patch with his goofball antics.
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Fat John of Wickashire, look at me.
Isn't that your x there at the bottom of the contract?
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Enough said river rat,
you're gettin' diddly squat.
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Do you want to get my muscle bulging
buddy all riled up, is that what you want?
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Move out of my fields.
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And take the clown with you.
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Oooh, the mutt wants his doggy food huh?
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Dear me.
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Great, I just tore my tights.
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What's the matter Gwizdo, are you mad?
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You think, that for once
you could take your job seriously?
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It is always the same old circus, Lian-chu.
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All you do is clown around for the peanut gallery.
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But I don't do it on purpose.
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And it's a blimey good thing too ...
Why, praytell, do you think these hicks never pay?
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Because they've got no money?
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No! They rip us off
because you're not credible.
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What does credible mean?
- I do not know ...
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Take Hector here for example.
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Hector, with his big fangs and all that fur,
well, he's credible.
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And that's why the hicks are scared of him.
You get it?
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You don't get it ...
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Look, a dragon hunter who's credible
makes the whole earth shake when he walks.
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Right? Like ...
Boom, Boom ...
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And if he has to,
he smacks his debtors a couple of times.
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Fork over the money!
Get the picture?
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Hitting customers,
that's being credible?
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Another example ...
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Do you think it's credible a dragon hunter
who likes to knit?
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But I tore a hole in my ...
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You got Mandular boogers on the brain or what?
You knucklehead, knitting is something old ladies do.
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It was my mother who taught me.
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Look, I'm sorry, I did'nt really mean what I said about knitting
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If you want a more credible friend,
why don't you go look for one?
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Do not be ridiculous, I could never
find a better friend than you.
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- You're just saying that so I won't be angry.
- Stop it.
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Who do you want me to hire as a partner?
Fat John of Wickashire?
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No way, we're a real team,
me and you.
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Yeah, Hector.
The three of us.
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Say Gwizdo, you think we'll
have our little farm someday?
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Of course we will, you'll see.
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A quiet little house on the water.
And we'll have chickens, cows, pigs ...
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And we can have sheep.
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For the wool.
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Yeah, right, and you'll knit me a
shawl and wollen underwear for the winter.
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What?
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- Electric Dragons.
- This might make some quick cash.
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Lian-chu, wait for me!
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Whoa!
Silver Knight Gothic.
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Uhm, no, it's me ... Lian-chu.
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You just saved my life, my ...
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Lordy leapin lizards,
two grilled jimbobs for the price of one.
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Well, when I say price,
it's just my way of talking, k?
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Now we got two jimbob dragons, night terror ...
30 Guineas are payable on delivery.
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Got the money on you, kid?
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- Umm, no.
- Figures.
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But of course your daddys got money, right?
Where are your parents?
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They're dead, mister.
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Ahh, What misfortune ...
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Once again we work for peanuts!
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What you been doing in the woods at night,
without a Guinea in your pocket?
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Uuh I'm looking for a noble knights
for my uncle, who is very, very rich.
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Wait a minute, very, very rich?
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You are real knights,
aren't you, my lord?
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The knight Lian-chu was hiding
behind the village gates.
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The sun was up, bloodthirsty
dragons were attacking from all sides,
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The Knight Lian-chu was alone,
you see?
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- Alone against all odds.
- And then?
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And then, Knight Lian-chu grabs
onto a roof by the tips of his teeth.
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- By his teeth?
- Yeah!
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And he leaps above the horde holloring ...
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And after that, after that, my lord?
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After that, Knight
Lian-chu jumps into the crowd,
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A smack here -
and a whack there.
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Wham bam thank you ma'am,
he ducks, a sword in each hand.
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And he sends them all flying with a kick to the butt,
a real massacre.
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-Wow
- They took about a whole weekto clear the village.
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Whoa, that's ... unreal.
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Almost as fabulous as
Silver Knight Gothic.
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- Eh, What? Competition?
- Silver Knight Gothic.
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The hero of legends.
He also slaps around dragons.
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With strength, courage and generous spirit.
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Oh yeah?
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Well, its kind of like that,
except for the generous part.
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One shouldn't believe everything you
read in fairy tales, right kid?
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You see, were more of a ...
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Wandering Knights.
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In any case, Uncle Arnold
is going to be happy to see you.
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Real big.
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I'm going to have to be darn credible now.
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My lords and ladies ...
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How ya doin? Put a smile and
open up your bulging purses.
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Sir Gwizdo and Knight Lian-chu,
the greatest dragon hunters of ...
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Who dares to disturb me
during my CLISTER.
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With all due respect my lord, it is two
miserable louts and your niece.
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- Not at all.
- Zo�.
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They are wandering knights, uncle.
They just saved my life.
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Go to your room,
you little runaway.
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Uncle ...
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Tomorrow it's off to the crooked tooth..
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You, what feats have you done?
besides putting up with my niece?
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Eh, us? well, uh, The noble knight
Lian-chu is famous in many a land,
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and his fearless feats have
inspired so many before him
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- that the ...
- Spare me the folklore.
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Warrior, take a step forward.
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He's got muscles ...
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and, uh, raw power!
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Yes, the attributes
of a true warrior.
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Your Highness, if you please,
they are but ...
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Shut up, Gildas.
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Lets roll son,
I have a mission for you.
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Every twenty seasons,
the most terrifying dragon alive wakes up,
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and leaves his lair
at the far end of the world.
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When he comes, he devours entire regions,
burns villages by the hundreds ...
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swallows fortresses whole,
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before returning to his lair,
leaving only ashes behind.
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Gildas!
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I have inscribed on this calendar
all of the signs of his awakening.
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Look, the Crenelations collapse.
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The smoldering Knights.
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The red cloud.
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the bridges sailing away.
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The sinking villages.
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And talking animals.
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When all of these signs have appeared,
my boy,
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He will have returned ...
the Devourer of Life.
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The World Gobbler.
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I have seen him son.
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I once lifted my sword before him.
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And the mere sight of his fiery gaze
drove my own eyes back into my skull.
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Since then, all I can see
is a dead grey landscape
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a terrible place where there is no life,
and no joy.
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What is that little tree there,
next to the dragon?
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That is for scale dear Knight.
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Go to his kingdom, enter his lair,
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far off in the west,
beyond the end of the world ...
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and strike him while he sleeps.
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Before its too late.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah ...
but no.
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It is a cruel blow, but uh look at that,
were all booked up.
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Strike him dead and the world will be saved.
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Lian-chu, say goodbye,
were disturbing the man.
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My health and sight will return.
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And I will cover you in gold.
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Dear client, if you can make room for
his head in your museum of horrors.
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But first let me show you our
standard contract.
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Special little advance for
travel expenses.
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And since were among
noble knights ...
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A large purse of gold should
do the trick nicely.
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Modern methods, why not?
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Gildas!
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Yah, just put an X there, here, here and there.
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Roll, roll, roll.
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The red cloud, my lord.
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Saddle up my good brave Knights.
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Keep heading west my lords,
until the end of the world.
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Yes, for sure, for sure, old man. Of course Gildas.
Say hi to the misses will ya?
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Yes, yes, Ha, ha ha!
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Yes! Yes! Who who who!
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Where you going?
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Coiff a cold one buddy, is not every day that
we get to rip off a blind of geezer.
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That's not the way
to the end of the world.
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Lian-chu, don't you understand,
who cares about their end of the world?
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We are rich.
You know what this is?
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- An advance?
- This is our little farm, buddy.
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The one of our comfy little dreams,
with sheep everywhere?
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Now let's get out of here,
while the beasties are busy.
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I am coming with you, my lords.
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What? Zo�, you can't
be serious.
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Sure I am.
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My uncle told me I had to come with
you to the end of the world.
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Oh really? Weren't you punished?
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No. .. And what he also said was that
I should learn the rudiments of the trade.
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No, no, no and no.
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You go home, explain to Uncle Arnold
that, Lord Gwizdo does not take on apprentices.
233
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,970
He also said that if you don't
want to take me, he would ...
234
00:26:33,971 --> 00:26:35,250
He would ... what?
235
00:26:36,013 --> 00:26:38,746
He would spank your
bare bottom in public.
236
00:26:38,747 --> 00:26:41,110
My bare bottom?
In public?
237
00:27:44,506 --> 00:27:47,665
For crying out loud,
and he's spitting fire besides!
238
00:27:49,151 --> 00:27:52,277
No, what I meant was he
was doing it with his mouth, Hector.
239
00:28:01,693 --> 00:28:03,297
I don't see what's so funny.
240
00:28:57,566 --> 00:29:01,335
Wow! You sure messed up that big red dragon good,
Sir Lian-chu.
241
00:29:01,599 --> 00:29:05,955
That was so unreal,
I am so fabulously impressed.
242
00:29:06,562 --> 00:29:09,399
I've got to ...
find my flail.
243
00:29:09,509 --> 00:29:13,989
Your funny sword? Wait for me,
Sir Lian-chu, I'm going to find it for you.
244
00:29:13,990 --> 00:29:17,270
Okay, Sir Lian-chu's groupy,
your backstage chatter
245
00:29:17,369 --> 00:29:19,632
is very close to driving me bonkers.
246
00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:21,317
Tough luck for the public spanking.
247
00:29:21,393 --> 00:29:22,053
... so fabulously ...
248
00:29:22,489 --> 00:29:22,914
Zo�.
249
00:29:23,436 --> 00:29:25,535
You grab your bag and you get lost.
250
00:29:25,592 --> 00:29:28,706
You go home now.
We Don't travel well with little kids.
251
00:29:41,167 --> 00:29:45,964
Strange, but I have this funny feeling
that some real doo doo is gonna start flying.
252
00:29:46,001 --> 00:29:49,974
And Sir Knight Lian-chu was on the western bridge,
with a big red dragon ...
253
00:29:49,975 --> 00:29:53,828
who's breathing fire, and said to him,
in his big, deep voice:
254
00:29:53,829 --> 00:29:57,602
I am not scared of you, Big Red,
one move from you and you are dead.
255
00:29:57,603 --> 00:30:01,378
Who is the man of a thousand teeth
256
00:30:01,379 --> 00:30:04,130
The terror of dragons far and near
257
00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:10,704
Who is the man of the day
258
00:30:10,705 --> 00:30:16,092
It is him, of course, Silver Knight Gothic.
259
00:30:16,210 --> 00:30:17,963
How did you become a
real Knight, Lian-chu?
260
00:30:17,964 --> 00:30:19,379
Did you go to knight school?
261
00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:22,086
Wow this is really unreal
taking me with you.
262
00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:24,270
I mean,
really unreal!
263
00:30:24,705 --> 00:30:26,846
Are there girl knights?
Cause me, I want to be a girl knight.
264
00:30:26,847 --> 00:30:29,901
And that time you were hanging from the tips of your teeth ...
How'd you do that?
265
00:30:29,902 --> 00:30:32,693
And your funny sword there, is it a magic sword?
266
00:30:33,964 --> 00:30:35,428
Umm, uh, I don't really know know.
267
00:30:35,428 --> 00:30:37,617
The Silver Knight Gothic, he's modest too.
268
00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:38,248
He always says:
269
00:30:38,248 --> 00:30:40,924
The modesty is the sign of
great knights like me.
270
00:30:40,925 --> 00:30:42,625
He's my favorite fairy tale hero.
271
00:30:42,626 --> 00:30:44,269
I would love to meet him one day.
272
00:30:44,270 --> 00:30:48,115
And become his best friend,
and his future girl knight ... unreal.
273
00:30:48,116 --> 00:30:51,242
But you can't in real life.
Uh huh bummer.
274
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:55,071
I can't take it.
I'm gonna hang myself.
275
00:30:57,037 --> 00:30:58,285
They're only blisters.
276
00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:00,508
Put some herbs on 'em.
277
00:31:00,612 --> 00:31:03,434
I'm not talking about my blisters,
I am talking about princess blabber mouth.
278
00:31:03,539 --> 00:31:06,812
A fire, a fire,
let's make a big fire!
279
00:31:09,236 --> 00:31:13,074
In any case, did you see how
credible I am with her?
280
00:31:13,178 --> 00:31:13,647
Yeah
281
00:31:13,751 --> 00:31:17,394
But the idea of being credible, Lian-Chu was
take Uncle Arnold's money and run.
282
00:31:17,394 --> 00:31:20,263
Not to play the knights and dragons,
till the end of the world.
283
00:31:20,264 --> 00:31:23,213
The best friend of Lian-Chu always
went to get wood for the fire
284
00:31:23,213 --> 00:31:26,211
along with the
funny blue dog who talks.
285
00:31:28,079 --> 00:31:33,397
Say there sir, am I mistaken or is
your dog is a bit weird?
286
00:31:33,751 --> 00:31:35,605
So, are you going to tell her that
we are not real knights?
287
00:31:35,605 --> 00:31:40,049
Yeah, right, and that we ripped off uncle fish eyes ...
and then she goes and spills the beans.
288
00:31:40,298 --> 00:31:42,618
No buddy,
we're in deep doo doo here.
289
00:31:43,828 --> 00:31:45,955
He sure is weird.
290
00:31:46,021 --> 00:31:47,382
But what do we do now?
291
00:31:47,486 --> 00:31:48,409
Ditch her in the woods.
292
00:31:48,513 --> 00:31:51,979
There is no crying, no fuss, no
explanations ... Yeah, it's a sure fire method.
293
00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:55,362
And with a little luck she'll be
gobbled up by wild beasts.
294
00:31:55,466 --> 00:31:56,472
Are you sure?
295
00:31:56,577 --> 00:31:57,364
You bet I am.
296
00:31:57,468 --> 00:31:59,406
That World Gobbler and his of the little tree?
297
00:31:59,406 --> 00:32:00,403
Not for me.
298
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,190
Tonight we'll wait till she falls asleep,
and zip, we're out of here.
299
00:32:04,043 --> 00:32:05,348
Whose is this?
300
00:32:07,772 --> 00:32:09,857
It's Gwizdo's.
301
00:32:10,253 --> 00:32:11,561
That's so funny, sir ...
302
00:32:12,038 --> 00:32:15,429
I'm really sorry, but knitting is for grannies.
303
00:32:15,465 --> 00:32:16,202
No, it's not.
304
00:32:16,307 --> 00:32:17,199
It certainly is.
305
00:32:17,303 --> 00:32:19,823
She is absolutely right. Knitting
is for old ladies.
306
00:32:19,928 --> 00:32:23,225
The truth is my mother taught me
and knitting relaxes me ...
307
00:32:23,329 --> 00:32:25,320
especially after a long hard day.
308
00:32:25,424 --> 00:32:29,856
So scram, scat, and go
play with good old fido.
309
00:32:50,764 --> 00:32:52,869
You really have a super ton of scars, sir.
310
00:32:52,973 --> 00:32:54,646
Say, those are hunting wounds,
right?
311
00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:56,610
Do they hurt? Me too. I've got some.
312
00:32:56,714 --> 00:32:58,744
That one was a wild squirrel when I
was playing in the trees.
313
00:32:58,848 --> 00:33:02,015
And rhat was a duck that was
fabulously angry one day.
314
00:33:02,119 --> 00:33:04,442
We used to have tons of ducks before
my parents died of Cholera.
315
00:33:04,546 --> 00:33:06,276
And then my uncle brought me
to his fortress.
316
00:33:06,380 --> 00:33:08,466
Don't you ever get tired?
317
00:33:08,723 --> 00:33:12,782
Sure, but I always need a
bed time story to get me to sleep.
318
00:33:12,887 --> 00:33:13,909
A bed time story?
319
00:33:14,014 --> 00:33:15,971
Oh yes, just a short one.
320
00:33:16,075 --> 00:33:17,032
Please, sir.
321
00:33:17,136 --> 00:33:20,012
You mean just one short story
and you go to sleep?
322
00:33:20,116 --> 00:33:25,384
Hey hey, no problem then, but it's one story
and then bedie bye, right? Then you fall asleep, okay?
323
00:33:25,488 --> 00:33:27,573
Let's do it.
324
00:33:33,798 --> 00:33:35,883
Silver Knight Gothic.
325
00:33:36,958 --> 00:33:41,340
And brave Silver Knight Gothic wrenched
the terrifying creature out of the shadows,
326
00:33:41,444 --> 00:33:45,330
His shiny scales were dripping
blood from the children he had just devoured ...
327
00:33:45,435 --> 00:33:49,520
and whose terrifying screams still echoed
in the bone chilling wind of the labarynth.
328
00:33:49,624 --> 00:33:51,762
The fat slimy creature growled ...
329
00:33:51,867 --> 00:33:54,110
revealing his
sharp, crooked, yellow fangs
330
00:33:54,215 --> 00:33:56,039
he moved away from the oozing wall.
331
00:33:56,144 --> 00:33:58,902
The Silver Knight Gothic stared him
straight in the eye and said,
332
00:33:59,007 --> 00:34:00,624
with a voice that did not waiver:
333
00:34:00,728 --> 00:34:04,628
I am not afraid of you,
dreadful thing
334
00:34:04,901 --> 00:34:09,661
for my heart is pure
as a fresh water spring.
335
00:34:09,766 --> 00:34:14,906
With my silver daggers
I shall lop off your head ...
336
00:34:15,157 --> 00:34:17,829
and justice will be done only
when you are dead.
337
00:34:17,934 --> 00:34:21,427
And the Silver Knight Gothic threw his silver daggers
that sparkle like diamonds
338
00:34:21,531 --> 00:34:24,153
and the monster died a terrible agony.
339
00:34:26,043 --> 00:34:28,494
Well, I never ...
340
00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:31,078
It's no wonder this girl
is a live wire.
341
00:34:31,182 --> 00:34:34,550
Kids should not be reading this stuff.
342
00:34:37,677 --> 00:34:43,058
Hey, she is fast asleep, Lian-Chu,
This is our chance, lets go.
343
00:34:43,162 --> 00:34:45,644
Hey, Lian-Chu, are you asleep?
344
00:34:47,307 --> 00:34:50,049
Come on, Lian-Chu,
Get up. Can you hear me?
345
00:34:50,153 --> 00:34:51,870
Lian-Chu, wake up.
346
00:34:51,974 --> 00:34:53,789
Hurry will ya', yah, look at me.
347
00:34:53,893 --> 00:34:56,938
Get up, get up, come on, come on Lian-Chu.
348
00:34:57,045 --> 00:34:58,402
Hey buddy, wake up.
349
00:34:58,403 --> 00:35:00,114
Can you hear me?
350
00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:09,733
Have a bad sleep?
351
00:35:09,837 --> 00:35:13,672
Tonight if you start snoring
again, I'm chopping of your nose.
352
00:35:15,052 --> 00:35:16,152
I was faking.
353
00:35:16,256 --> 00:35:17,413
What?
354
00:35:17,517 --> 00:35:18,998
You did that?
355
00:35:19,102 --> 00:35:20,349
But that is immoral.
356
00:35:20,453 --> 00:35:22,919
One doesn't abandon
children in the woods ...
357
00:35:23,024 --> 00:35:24,431
Of course you do.
358
00:35:24,535 --> 00:35:29,095
Our little farm Lian-Chu It's right there.
And you because of some little girl who thinks ..
359
00:35:29,199 --> 00:35:30,543
She will get lost.
360
00:35:30,647 --> 00:35:31,964
I'm ready.
361
00:35:32,068 --> 00:35:36,386
Me, what I really like is a bulgarian omelette,
are the little pieces of mushrooms inside ...
362
00:35:36,490 --> 00:35:41,146
Mmm, unreal ... so I ate the little pieces of mushrooms and
then Gildas he tries to make me eat the eggs.
363
00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:43,909
How bout' you, do you like eggs, sir Lian-Chu?
364
00:35:43,910 --> 00:35:45,785
To be honest, eggs, well I think they smell like stinky ...
365
00:35:45,940 --> 00:35:46,465
Yeah, well ...
366
00:35:46,466 --> 00:35:48,673
We are lost, too old buddy.
367
00:36:52,996 --> 00:36:55,378
Okay, let's be honest,
it's surely not that way.
368
00:36:55,482 --> 00:36:58,220
On the other hand if we take the little
side bridge there, we reach
369
00:36:58,324 --> 00:37:00,494
the pretty little field of daisies
where we were yesterday.
370
00:37:01,012 --> 00:37:03,597
But sir Gwizdo, isn't it that way to the
end of the world?
371
00:37:03,701 --> 00:37:06,668
Okay, so it's fabulously unreal
that were taking you with us on our little adventure,
372
00:37:06,773 --> 00:37:09,450
Why don't you bug off and
let us work.
373
00:37:09,554 --> 00:37:12,398
And besides, no kid's
gonna teach me my geography, ok?
374
00:37:12,502 --> 00:37:16,090
Lensflair. It's sir Lensflair,
one of my uncle's best knights.
375
00:37:24,849 --> 00:37:26,640
Anatole, are you okay?
376
00:37:29,174 --> 00:37:32,630
back off you loony critters,
leave me in peace.
377
00:37:33,910 --> 00:37:37,589
What? But your'e not
animals, are you?
378
00:37:37,693 --> 00:37:39,574
No, its me, Zo�.
379
00:37:39,678 --> 00:37:40,256
Zo�?
380
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,783
Don't you recognize me?
381
00:37:41,888 --> 00:37:43,041
He's stark raving mad.
382
00:37:43,145 --> 00:37:44,387
He wasn't like that before.
383
00:37:44,491 --> 00:37:45,547
Zo�!
384
00:37:45,652 --> 00:37:48,572
I do not fear you, ugly thing.
385
00:37:48,676 --> 00:37:51,067
My heart is pure as
a fresh water spring.
386
00:37:52,988 --> 00:37:55,433
Over there, don't you see a knight?
387
00:37:58,436 --> 00:38:01,375
Quiet, do as
I say, go home.
388
00:38:02,923 --> 00:38:04,642
But, my lord, the World Gobbler?
389
00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:11,624
Forget the World Gobbler, kid. ...
390
00:38:13,764 --> 00:38:16,955
Are you spilling the beans again you old chatterbox?
391
00:38:17,037 --> 00:38:20,050
No, no I'm not spilling the beans ...
392
00:38:20,564 --> 00:38:23,326
Hey! That's sir Gwizdo and the great knight,
Lian-Chu.
393
00:38:23,327 --> 00:38:25,811
And they are gonna make kindling
out of the World Gobbler.
394
00:38:26,322 --> 00:38:28,715
What? But your mad ...
395
00:38:28,912 --> 00:38:32,723
Yes, you are.
You are mad ... Aren't you? ...
396
00:38:32,827 --> 00:38:33,856
Answer me, I know they are ...
397
00:38:36,926 --> 00:38:40,560
Your mad, mad, I know you are mad.
398
00:38:46,141 --> 00:38:49,443
I'm mad, I'm mad ...
everybody's mad!
399
00:38:49,444 --> 00:38:53,695
Mad, mad ...
I am so mad that I'm mad about being mad.
400
00:39:25,391 --> 00:39:28,105
Sir Lian-Chu, do you often have nightmares?
401
00:39:29,318 --> 00:39:31,719
Me too, often.
The same one.
402
00:39:31,756 --> 00:39:37,967
With the skeleton dragon, enormous, and I scream
and scream but nothing comes out of my mouth.
403
00:39:38,308 --> 00:39:40,793
And the Skeleton Dragon carries
off everyone in sight.
404
00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:48,152
Sir Lian-Chu ... something around here
smells bad.
405
00:39:49,339 --> 00:39:52,291
And besides, my stomach is in knots,
my hands
406
00:39:52,395 --> 00:39:54,954
are sweaty, and my legs are shaking.
407
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:57,363
And cold sweat's running down my neck.
408
00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:59,086
Is that normal?
409
00:39:59,191 --> 00:40:03,711
- Sir Lian-Chu, I think ..
I want to ... go back home.
- Shhh ....
410
00:40:59,307 --> 00:41:01,393
The end of the world.
411
00:41:16,344 --> 00:41:18,825
Where did that village come from?
412
00:41:19,401 --> 00:41:23,832
Scary ghost town,
or stinky forest?
413
00:41:25,927 --> 00:41:28,408
Scary ghost town.
414
00:41:59,010 --> 00:42:01,095
What's the problem?
415
00:42:03,098 --> 00:42:05,183
The big tree.
416
00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:08,545
Yeah, what about it?
417
00:42:09,189 --> 00:42:11,569
Those leaves are really strange.
418
00:42:11,674 --> 00:42:14,598
Good riddance stinky leaves.
419
00:42:18,741 --> 00:42:20,956
It's the crazy bats from the bridge!
420
00:43:02,491 --> 00:43:03,798
Open up.
421
00:43:03,903 --> 00:43:05,988
Sir Gwizdo, open the door ...
422
00:43:20,220 --> 00:43:22,305
Whoa! not the ears, not the ears!
423
00:43:42,143 --> 00:43:44,228
Good move with the barrel, kid.
424
00:43:44,434 --> 00:43:46,916
Yes .. go find your own.
425
00:44:37,171 --> 00:44:40,096
Quit bothering the sheep!
426
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,108
I'll bury you alive, you ugly beast!
427
00:46:44,811 --> 00:46:47,964
Hey bats foo on you, Sir Lian-Chu is
too strong for you.
428
00:46:48,357 --> 00:46:52,424
Hey bats foo on you, Sir Lian-Chu is
too strong for you.
429
00:47:04,481 --> 00:47:07,364
Sir Gwizdo he left me all alone
with the disgusting bats.
430
00:47:07,469 --> 00:47:09,717
I called for help, and he didn't budge.
431
00:47:09,718 --> 00:47:12,581
I knocked on the door, but
he didn't even open it.
432
00:48:25,343 --> 00:48:29,239
And to think we could be
relaxing on our little farm.
433
00:48:29,343 --> 00:48:32,459
We have been talking about our
little farm for eons, right?
434
00:48:32,564 --> 00:48:36,089
Even since Mother Hubbards little
orphan paradise.
435
00:48:36,193 --> 00:48:38,392
Hey, do you remember when we were kids?
436
00:48:38,496 --> 00:48:40,799
When I taught you how to hide
cookies in your underpants,
437
00:48:40,904 --> 00:48:42,672
so the other
kids wouldn't steal them.
438
00:48:42,776 --> 00:48:46,763
And you gave a wedgie to the big guy with
lice every time he took my cookies!
439
00:48:46,868 --> 00:48:50,651
When the World Gobbler is dead,
we can have our little farm.
440
00:48:50,756 --> 00:48:55,076
Oh, right ... the great knight Lian-Chu
is going to say to the World Gobbler:
441
00:48:55,181 --> 00:48:56,602
I do not fear you ugly thing.
442
00:48:56,603 --> 00:49:00,168
And poof, the World Gobbler is dead, and we're
all happy as pigs.
443
00:49:00,282 --> 00:49:00,879
Stop.
444
00:49:00,983 --> 00:49:01,660
I'm not finished.
445
00:49:01,764 --> 00:49:03,676
And then nature blossoms
and everything is green,
446
00:49:03,780 --> 00:49:06,475
and are little white bunnies
flying all over the place.
447
00:49:06,580 --> 00:49:08,665
Stop!
448
00:49:08,791 --> 00:49:10,492
We're all gonna die!
449
00:49:10,596 --> 00:49:12,557
Because of some little girl
that dreams of knights,
450
00:49:12,661 --> 00:49:14,391
but life's is not a fairy tale.
451
00:49:14,495 --> 00:49:17,599
In real life,
knights, they always die.
452
00:49:17,704 --> 00:49:20,983
I don't want you die, Lian-Chu!
453
00:49:21,056 --> 00:49:25,487
So why don't you step off the village,
if you don't want to come?
454
00:49:25,685 --> 00:49:27,501
Oh, so that's the way it is, huh?
455
00:49:27,606 --> 00:49:30,028
Well that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
456
00:49:30,132 --> 00:49:32,791
Farewell and good riddance, Knight Lian-Chu.
457
00:49:35,606 --> 00:49:36,631
Move.
458
00:49:50,370 --> 00:49:52,686
Why is sir Gwizdo leaving?
459
00:49:52,791 --> 00:49:54,669
Because he says
we are all going to die.
460
00:49:54,774 --> 00:49:56,859
Oh that's a crock of poop.
461
00:49:57,265 --> 00:49:58,721
Maybe he is right, after all.
462
00:49:58,825 --> 00:50:00,035
No, he is not right.
463
00:50:00,139 --> 00:50:05,013
You are the strongest,
stronger than Silver Knight Gothic.
464
00:50:07,251 --> 00:50:09,523
Gwizdo says that life
isn't a fairy tale.
465
00:50:09,627 --> 00:50:11,380
What does sir Gwizdo know anyway?
466
00:50:11,484 --> 00:50:13,268
And Besides, who is that Gwizdo?
467
00:50:13,269 --> 00:50:14,986
Lord Pain in the Butt?
468
00:50:15,156 --> 00:50:16,708
Sir Old Fart?
469
00:50:16,715 --> 00:50:19,019
Mr. Blister foot?
470
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,753
He was my one friend.
471
00:52:55,888 --> 00:52:56,953
What are you doing here?
472
00:52:57,057 --> 00:52:58,646
Hello, Sir Gwizdo.
473
00:52:58,751 --> 00:53:01,764
So the rats jumping the ship,
is he?
474
00:53:02,023 --> 00:53:03,481
What's this circus all about?
475
00:53:03,585 --> 00:53:06,650
- You're Abandoning your friends.
- Lord McChicken.
476
00:53:06,754 --> 00:53:09,134
Wait a sec', what do you ladies want?
477
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:10,955
to me feel guilty, is that it?
478
00:53:11,059 --> 00:53:11,953
Scaredy pants.
479
00:53:12,057 --> 00:53:14,538
Scaredy pants?
Yeah, and so what?
480
00:53:14,599 --> 00:53:16,921
You think I look like the hero
of this fairy tale?
481
00:53:17,025 --> 00:53:20,481
And Lian-Chu, what's gonna happen to him?
482
00:53:21,495 --> 00:53:22,855
He won't listen to me.
483
00:53:22,855 --> 00:53:24,287
Sir I'm shaking like a leaf ..
484
00:53:24,391 --> 00:53:26,489
Sir I'm sh-sh-shaking like a leaf.
485
00:53:26,593 --> 00:53:27,684
It's all Zo�s fault.
486
00:53:27,788 --> 00:53:29,563
- and the lie.
- Sir rip off artist.
487
00:53:29,667 --> 00:53:30,377
Shut up!
488
00:53:30,481 --> 00:53:31,983
I didn't choose to be small and poor ...
489
00:53:32,087 --> 00:53:33,162
Do not forget ugly and mean.
490
00:53:33,266 --> 00:53:35,498
Exactly, ugly and mean!
491
00:53:35,603 --> 00:53:40,012
Now get out of here, scram
just scram, bats, ahh ...
492
00:53:40,116 --> 00:53:43,268
I do not believe in heroism ...
and "happily ever after."!
493
00:53:43,305 --> 00:53:45,932
and animals that talk! ...
494
00:53:49,208 --> 00:53:51,293
Animals that talk.
495
00:54:06,799 --> 00:54:08,884
Gwizdo.
496
00:54:17,072 --> 00:54:19,157
Zo�.
497
00:54:43,977 --> 00:54:46,062
Lian-Chu.
498
00:55:24,099 --> 00:55:26,184
Sir Lian-Chu.
499
00:55:30,398 --> 00:55:31,510
Sir Lian-Chu.
500
00:55:31,614 --> 00:55:35,514
Weird things are happening
underneath the village.
501
00:55:36,105 --> 00:55:38,190
Just wait for me here.
502
00:55:39,259 --> 00:55:43,448
Tell me honestly kid, what
do I have at the end of my arms?
503
00:55:43,552 --> 00:55:44,429
Hands?
504
00:55:44,533 --> 00:55:46,619
Wrong!
505
00:55:47,934 --> 00:55:50,019
Hello, there little Zo�.
506
00:55:52,141 --> 00:55:55,407
Lian-Chu, Sir Gwizdo is
doing weird things with his hands.
507
00:55:55,511 --> 00:55:58,968
Like knight Lensflair.
508
00:56:23,254 --> 00:56:25,381
We've got to get a bigger village.
509
00:57:01,486 --> 00:57:04,167
Come on now, quit fooling around sir Gwizdo.
510
00:57:04,271 --> 00:57:06,357
It's not funny.
511
00:57:08,468 --> 00:57:10,932
Hello little kiddies.
Would you like a story?
512
00:57:11,036 --> 00:57:12,835
Yes, yes, tell us a story.
513
00:57:12,939 --> 00:57:16,634
The story about the naive little girl who
mistook two lowly rogues for noble knights ...
514
00:57:16,738 --> 00:57:18,824
No. ..
515
00:57:18,901 --> 00:57:20,651
We've already heard that one ...
516
00:57:20,756 --> 00:57:22,049
Then another one, another one!
517
00:57:22,154 --> 00:57:24,239
Another please, please ...
518
00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:29,629
And the one about the nice hunter
devoured by the World Gobbler?
519
00:57:29,734 --> 00:57:32,888
Because of some little girl who
dreamed of noble knights!
520
00:57:32,992 --> 00:57:35,651
Yeah, yeah, that one really stinks.
521
00:57:35,791 --> 00:57:40,134
And one of the two red bats that
strangled the little girl?
522
00:57:41,418 --> 00:57:43,988
Oh yes, oh yes, that's the one,
Ha ha ha ha!
523
00:58:22,437 --> 00:58:24,522
Zo�.
524
00:58:25,309 --> 00:58:27,014
Zo�.
525
00:58:27,119 --> 00:58:28,966
Zo�!
526
00:59:07,242 --> 00:59:10,610
I can't feel my legs ...
527
00:59:19,083 --> 00:59:20,772
Your legs are just fine,
528
00:59:20,876 --> 00:59:23,092
you had a bad fall, that's all.
529
00:59:24,244 --> 00:59:26,329
You were right Gwizdo.
530
00:59:27,106 --> 00:59:30,296
Life isn't a fairy tale.
531
00:59:32,309 --> 00:59:33,702
But you know,
532
00:59:33,806 --> 00:59:36,594
It doesn't matter if you're not really.
533
00:59:36,698 --> 00:59:39,800
You're still my favorite heroes.
534
00:59:41,616 --> 00:59:45,898
Lian-Chu, he's even stronger
than Silver Knight Gothic,
535
00:59:46,003 --> 00:59:48,450
and that's no fairy tale.
536
00:59:48,554 --> 00:59:51,656
All you have to do is believe.
537
00:59:51,923 --> 00:59:56,265
But Lian-Chu needs you in order to succeed.
538
00:59:58,102 --> 01:00:01,485
Promise me you'll carry through
'til the end, Gwizdo ...
539
01:00:01,589 --> 01:00:04,957
and my death won't have been in vain.
540
01:00:08,592 --> 01:00:10,332
It's a promise Zo�.
541
01:00:10,436 --> 01:00:12,919
We're gonna make kindling out
of the World Gobbler.
542
01:00:15,660 --> 01:00:17,746
Really?
543
01:00:18,417 --> 01:00:19,765
I swear we will.
544
01:00:19,870 --> 01:00:21,955
Oh, thank you, Gwizdo!
545
01:00:22,375 --> 01:00:24,460
But, you ...
546
01:00:24,901 --> 01:00:25,881
You're not hurt?
547
01:00:25,986 --> 01:00:27,309
Nope.
548
01:00:27,413 --> 01:00:29,498
I just fell down there.
549
01:00:31,804 --> 01:00:34,019
You, but that ... that's immoral.
550
01:00:34,488 --> 01:00:36,226
Do you realize what a fright you gave us?
551
01:00:36,330 --> 01:00:37,723
You were really scared?
552
01:00:37,827 --> 01:00:39,395
Of course I was!
553
01:00:39,499 --> 01:00:42,601
That means that love me.
554
01:00:48,106 --> 01:00:49,575
Okay, partys over guys.
555
01:00:49,575 --> 01:00:51,659
We got us a World Gobbler to slay.
556
01:01:41,670 --> 01:01:44,329
What's that giant tree?
557
01:01:51,020 --> 01:01:53,106
It's for scale sir.
558
01:01:57,056 --> 01:01:58,583
That noise, what is it?
559
01:01:58,687 --> 01:01:59,980
Is that an earthquake?
560
01:02:00,084 --> 01:02:01,067
No,
561
01:02:01,171 --> 01:02:03,257
it was snoring.
562
01:02:03,483 --> 01:02:05,568
We have to find it.
563
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:34,567
Take cover!
564
01:03:34,671 --> 01:03:36,757
Monster bat?
565
01:03:38,964 --> 01:03:41,049
My nightmare ...
566
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:45,825
That's the skeleton dragon
of my nightmares.
567
01:04:18,142 --> 01:04:20,243
Lian-Chu come back!
568
01:05:02,727 --> 01:05:04,813
Lian-Chu run!
569
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:37,861
Help, Lian-Chu!
570
01:06:00,112 --> 01:06:03,768
I'm sorry Gwizdo,
we are all going to die!
571
01:06:04,321 --> 01:06:08,055
Zo� look at me, we gotta
believe, isn't that what you said?
572
01:06:08,159 --> 01:06:10,559
So hang on, hang on, hang on.
573
01:06:10,664 --> 01:06:14,031
I believe, I believe, I believe.
574
01:06:25,442 --> 01:06:31,025
I believe, I believe ...
575
01:06:39,482 --> 01:06:41,568
Lian-Chu!
576
01:07:23,108 --> 01:07:25,194
Lian-Chu!
577
01:07:33,554 --> 01:07:35,639
Leave them alone!
578
01:07:52,172 --> 01:07:55,185
I do not fear you,
ugly thing.
579
01:07:55,722 --> 01:08:00,685
My heart is pure as a
fresh water spring.
580
01:08:52,659 --> 01:08:55,021
Get up Lian-Chu!
581
01:09:05,414 --> 01:09:07,500
Go for it, Lian-Chu!
582
01:11:01,318 --> 01:11:03,623
Everything is reall pretty now.
583
01:11:12,475 --> 01:11:14,602
Now over there will be the barn ...
584
01:11:15,478 --> 01:11:17,564
Oh, and there the chicken coops.
585
01:11:17,958 --> 01:11:19,386
What do you mean?
586
01:11:19,161 --> 01:11:20,661
Our little farm old buddy.
587
01:11:20,410 --> 01:11:22,048
With sheep for your wool.
588
01:11:24,738 --> 01:11:28,036
And there the mill, for
bread, a big mill.
589
01:11:28,140 --> 01:11:31,378
And over there your sheep barn,
and when I say sheep barn ..
590
01:11:31,379 --> 01:11:33,819
I mean a real sheep barn.
591
01:11:44,496 --> 01:11:46,581
And here, our house.
592
01:11:52,174 --> 01:11:55,099
With your bed room, my bed room ...
593
01:11:57,818 --> 01:11:59,903
and Zo�s bed room.
594
01:12:00,418 --> 01:12:04,260
A big room with a view
of the flying bunny rabbits,
595
01:12:04,365 --> 01:12:06,394
whenever she comes to see us
during the holidays, right?
596
01:12:06,498 --> 01:12:08,583
Yes!
597
01:12:16,116 --> 01:12:18,509
So we gonna go pick up Uncle Arnies cash?
598
01:12:18,613 --> 01:12:20,699
We certainly deserve it.
599
01:12:51,414 --> 01:12:54,604
Where are my noble knights?
600
01:12:57,353 --> 01:13:00,579
But, but my great and wealthy Lord,
we're here ...
601
01:13:00,683 --> 01:13:01,492
You?
602
01:13:01,596 --> 01:13:06,559
Yeah, Lian-Chu and Gwizdo,
ya know, dragon hunters.
603
01:13:08,424 --> 01:13:11,705
All right look, isn't that your X
at the bottom of this parchment?
604
01:13:11,809 --> 01:13:13,332
Allright, enough of this,
605
01:13:13,436 --> 01:13:15,338
I don't see any hunters.
606
01:13:15,442 --> 01:13:18,212
What I see are two coarse and lowly rogues...
607
01:13:18,316 --> 01:13:22,018
With all due respect, my
Lord, I do believe I did warn you ...
608
01:13:22,123 --> 01:13:26,071
But Uncle, it's really true,
Lian-Chu killed the World Gobbler.
609
01:13:26,175 --> 01:13:28,871
that is why you were cured and
nature has blossomed,
610
01:13:28,975 --> 01:13:30,789
and there are little bunnies everywhere.
611
01:13:30,893 --> 01:13:34,112
And you little runaway, your
tall tales will get you nowhere.
612
01:13:34,216 --> 01:13:37,166
They are not tall tales, the Lian-Chu is a hero.
613
01:13:37,270 --> 01:13:39,574
Get out of my sight insolent girl.
614
01:13:39,645 --> 01:13:42,565
Your eyes are even more inside out than before.
615
01:13:42,669 --> 01:13:45,793
Off to the convent, little pest.
616
01:13:46,117 --> 01:13:48,202
So much the better.
617
01:13:50,057 --> 01:13:53,415
Because I would rather go
to the crooked tooth convent than
618
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:57,196
live with a bitter, heartless, ugly old fart
who doesn't even love me.
619
01:13:57,300 --> 01:13:59,605
Zo� get back here immediately.
620
01:13:59,661 --> 01:14:01,001
Zo�s right!
621
01:14:01,105 --> 01:14:04,819
Your really a looser,
and besides, your mean to little girls ...
622
01:14:04,923 --> 01:14:09,442
you don't know Zo�, she is kind,
she's courageous, and she's intelligent,
623
01:14:09,546 --> 01:14:13,800
she deserves so much better than a dishonest,
self centered, meiserly old uncle,
624
01:14:14,419 --> 01:14:17,143
and with all due respect I have
for the boogers in my nose
625
01:14:17,247 --> 01:14:23,362
I would like to know what Lord
Arnold, The Butt Wipe, has to say about that!
626
01:14:32,421 --> 01:14:36,320
Ow, ooh. I tell ya
kings are not respectable people.
627
01:14:36,881 --> 01:14:40,321
It was when you called him Arnold
the Butt Wipe, that he really got mad.
628
01:14:40,425 --> 01:14:44,080
Hey, hey, just a sec there Mr. coward,
you could have done something.
629
01:14:44,185 --> 01:14:46,827
Why, you did a great
job on your own.
630
01:14:46,931 --> 01:14:49,820
A great job,
are you pulling my leg?
631
01:14:49,924 --> 01:14:54,267
If it wasn't for you, Zo�
would have gotten spanked on her bare bottom.
632
01:14:57,928 --> 01:14:59,567
You know,
633
01:14:59,671 --> 01:15:01,756
you're right.
634
01:15:04,228 --> 01:15:06,885
You think that we'll see Zo� again someday?
635
01:15:06,989 --> 01:15:08,166
Forget about her buddy.
636
01:15:08,271 --> 01:15:09,979
Look at us, nothing has changed,
637
01:15:10,083 --> 01:15:16,641
we're still two course and lowly rouges just good
for getting our butts kicked by royalty.
638
01:15:17,171 --> 01:15:19,798
Hey, wait up for me, noble knights.
639
01:15:19,902 --> 01:15:22,369
Zo�, what are you doing here?
640
01:15:22,474 --> 01:15:25,310
The old crooked tooth isn't my style.
641
01:15:25,876 --> 01:15:29,243
I'm gonna go live on the little farm with you guys.
642
01:15:29,300 --> 01:15:30,889
What little farm?
643
01:15:30,993 --> 01:15:34,006
You know, the one you dream of,
644
01:15:34,671 --> 01:15:39,280
with a big mill and the
barn and sheep, for wool.
645
01:15:43,956 --> 01:15:46,954
Zo�, I love you.
646
01:16:01,129 --> 01:16:04,102
THE END