1 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:16,767 [intro to "Let Me Entertain You" by Robbie Williams] 2 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:41,416 [Robbie Williams VO] Good evening folks, hmm... 3 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:42,793 Good evening you, slags. 4 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,086 No, good evening folks. 5 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:47,130 So, who is Robbie Williams? 6 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,174 Well, I've been called many things - 7 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:52,135 narcissistic, punchable, shit-eating twat, 8 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,179 but while I'm all those things, 9 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:56,974 I wanna show you how I really see myself. 10 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:59,726 So sit back, relax, 11 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:03,480 while I give you a right fucking entertaining. 12 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:07,859 So, the story starts... 13 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,863 [Robbie VO] 1982, Stoke-on-Trent. 14 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:14,324 The arse-end of the north of England. 15 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:17,536 It may look grubby and deprived, but deep down, 16 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,705 it was grubby and deprived. 17 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,039 I didn't have much, 18 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:24,543 but at least I had the respect and admiration of my peers. 19 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:26,128 - [boy] Crystal. - [Robbie] What! ? 20 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:27,921 [Robbie VO] They just had trouble showing it. 21 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,173 - [boy] Robert. - Yes! Come on! 22 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:32,426 [boy] Oi! Right, knobhead! 23 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,761 Pass the ball to Nate and let him do the rest. 24 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:35,804 Positions! 25 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:38,473 Oi ! The fuck you off to? You're in goal. 26 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,142 - But-- - Don't fuck it up. 27 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:44,062 I'm like a chain mail condom, nothing's getting through. 28 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:45,564 Whoo! Let's go, slags! 29 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,190 [Robbie VO] I had plenty of balls. 30 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,443 But I couldn't stop a single one. 31 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,778 I wasn't ready. 32 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,406 - [boy] Nice one, dickhead. - Come on! 33 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,825 [Robbie screaming] 34 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:58,994 Robert Williams, captain of Port Vale. 35 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,871 [children roaring] 36 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:04,124 [thudding] [children laughing] 37 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:09,171 [boy] You really are fucking useless, aren't ya? 38 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,006 [children laughing] 39 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:12,799 [girl] Little bitch! 40 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:16,011 It's alright, Rob. 41 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,013 Nate, just leave it. 42 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:22,059 Yeah... Yeah, jog on, you tit. 43 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:25,145 - [children laughing] - Right, come on, let's go. 44 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:27,689 [boy] You're a fucking nobody! 45 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:31,818 [Robbie VO] See, where I grew up, 46 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,403 you were meant to act small. 47 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:36,406 But the thing is, my DNA is cabaret. 48 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,617 I came out of the womb with jazz hands. 49 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,410 Which was very painful for my mum. 50 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,829 [Janet] Heading downstairs for a bit. 51 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,956 One of the barmen's called in sick. 52 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,417 Goodnight, sweetheart. Straight to bed, yeah? 53 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:50,462 - Don't let him ruin his dinner. - Bye, love. 54 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,547 [Frank Sinatra singing] ♪ And now the end is near ♪ 55 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:58,970 [Robbie singing]♪ And so I face the final curtain ♪ 56 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:04,142 - [Robbie]♪ My friend-[Peter]I'll make it clear ♪ 57 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:06,186 How's about a warm hand on my entrance? 58 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,563 [Sinatra] ♪ Of which I'm certain ♪ 59 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:10,607 [Peter] ♪ Of which I'm certain ♪ 60 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:15,028 [both singing]♪ I've lived a life that's full ♪ 61 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:20,659 ♪ I've travelled each and every highway ♪ 62 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,745 - ♪ And more...-[Peter] Thank you. 63 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:26,331 Thank you. Thank you... 64 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:31,545 ♪ I did it my way ♪ 65 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,463 [Robbie VO] My dad was well enamoured 66 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,923 by the stars of the day - 67 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:40,512 Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr and of course, Sinatra. 68 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,056 They were gods to him. 69 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:47,728 Youth, you hear that? That's pure love, that is. 70 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,479 It don't come cheap, mind. 71 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,566 You've got to risk it all - whatever it takes. 72 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,484 Because if you make it... 73 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,987 ...it's paradise. 74 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,989 Thing is, you can't learn it. 75 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:01,074 You're either born with it... 76 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,245 ...or you're a nobody. 77 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:12,002 ♪ And more, much more than this, I did it... ♪ 78 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:15,088 - Light 'em up! - Light 'em up! 79 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:20,260 [both singing]♪ Yes there were times I guess you knew ♪ 80 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:25,348 ♪ When I bit off more than I could chew ♪ 81 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:30,729 ♪ And through it all when there was doubt ♪ 82 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:36,401 ♪ I ate it up and spit it out ♪ 83 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:41,740 ♪ I grew tall and through it all ♪ 84 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,409 - [Robbie] Dad! Dad! - ♪ And did it my ♪ 85 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:46,995 Oh, fuck it! Now, look what you've-- 86 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:47,871 Sorry. 87 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,331 I had a full head of steam then, and all. 88 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,957 - I can fix it. - Get out the way. 89 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,710 - We can sing without it. - It's not the same. 90 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,378 - Or... or we could-- - Robert! 91 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:58,173 I think it's time for a bath. 92 00:04:58,340 --> 00:04:59,257 But I want to keep going. 93 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:00,926 Just go with your Nan, will ya! 94 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:02,761 Come on, love. Come on. 95 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,430 [Peter] Stupid... Come on, blue eyes... 96 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:09,768 ♪ My way... ♪ 97 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,439 - Nan? - Hm-mm. 98 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,985 What is... 'it'? 99 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,695 [Betty] What do you mean? 100 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:24,908 Dad said you have to be born with 'it'... 101 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,160 ...and maybe I wasn't. 102 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:33,291 Believe me, whatever 'it' is, you got more than your share. 103 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,626 You're just saying that. 104 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,211 I'm bloody well not. 105 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:39,172 I wouldn't change a hair on your head. 106 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:42,592 What is it, love? 107 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,054 I don't want to be a nobody. 108 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:50,976 Oh, love, there's no such thing as a nobody. 109 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,144 Remember... 110 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:59,025 This might feel good. 111 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,194 But this... 112 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,113 ...this is what matters. 113 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,118 You're enough. 114 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,580 [piano playing] 115 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,123 [Robbie VO] I was nine years old 116 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:15,959 when I got my first real taste of the limelight. 117 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,128 And I still remember that taste - 118 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:21,882 pure, unadulterated terror. 119 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,509 [Candice] Have you seen the fit one with the big bulge? 120 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:27,095 After the show, I'm going to touch him 121 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,306 where his bathing suit goes. 122 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,182 I'm going to fuck it up, I know it. 123 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:33,977 So what? No one will notice. 124 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,353 My dad will. 125 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:39,274 Just go out there, sing your fucking song and walk off. 126 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,526 That's not enough! He'll see right through me. 127 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:42,569 What am I going to do? 128 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:46,031 I don't know. I'm just doing this for the sausage. 129 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,533 [children finish singing] [audience applauding] 130 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,243 [Robbie VO] In the next three seconds 131 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:52,787 I'm going to be found out. 132 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:57,000 They'll see that I'm ugly, I'm stupid, I'm untalented. 133 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,085 I'm not good at anything. 134 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,671 [children screaming] [thudding] 135 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,048 [audience gasping] 136 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,427 [smattering of laughter] 137 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,596 [Robbie VO] But there is one skill ltd practised 138 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,932 more than any other child in the world. 139 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,684 Light 'em up. 140 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,603 [Robbie VO] And that's for showing off. 141 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,940 How's about a warm hand on my entrance? 142 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,275 [laughing and applauding] 143 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,447 [Robbie VO] You see, I thought to become famous 144 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,699 you had to be really, really good. 145 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:33,203 Turns out you just have to show off and be a bit cheeky. 146 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:36,414 [woman] Put your hands together for our next contestant - 147 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,375 Peter Williams. 148 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,003 Thank you very much. 149 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,172 [audience exclaims] 150 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:47,217 You know the difference between an 'oooh' and an 'a a a ah'? 151 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,177 Well, it's about three inches. 152 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:50,637 [laughter] 153 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:57,143 ♪ For I am a Pirate King ♪ 154 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,479 I usually go over people's heads. 155 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,940 ♪ It's great to be a Pirate King ♪ 156 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:06,361 ♪ Oh, naughty... ♪ 157 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:07,779 ♪ Pirate... ♪ 158 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:11,533 [Robbie] Oh, ho, oh! Eyes off my bum. 159 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:14,577 - [laughter] - ♪... King ♪ 160 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,831 [piano flourish concludes] [audience applauding] 161 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:19,374 Ha! 162 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:22,293 [applauding and cheering] 163 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,135 Whoa! 164 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,848 [distorted sounds] 165 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,643 [Robbie's inner voice] You're useless! 166 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,186 You're a disgrace! 167 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,604 [angry footsteps] 168 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:44,107 [Robbie's inner voice] You're a fucking nobody! 169 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,819 Look at you... 170 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,199 I fucking hate you. 171 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:56,036 [Robbie VO] My dad won five quid that night. 172 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,579 Oh, you're kidding me! 173 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:01,374 [Robbie VO] Although it might as well have been five million. 174 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,419 [Peter] Thank you very much. 175 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:08,298 You have been wonderful and I've been Peter Will-- 176 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:15,096 Conway. I'm Peter Conway! 177 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,224 [Robbie VO] Not only did he change his name - 178 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,810 he changed his life. 179 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,397 One day he went to watch the FA Cup Final. 180 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:27,650 Unfortunately, he didn't come back. 181 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,278 The audience beckoned 182 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:33,948 and he left us to be one step closer to his gods. 183 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,742 ["Feel" by Robbie Williams intro] 184 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:39,120 ♪ Come on hold my hand ♪ 185 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:43,291 ♪ I wanna contact the living ♪ 186 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:49,047 ♪ Not sure I understand ♪ 187 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:53,426 ♪ This role I've been given ♪ 188 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:58,264 ♪ I sit and talk to God ♪ 189 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:02,977 ♪ He just laughs at my plans ♪ 190 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:12,737 ♪ My head speaks a language I don't understand ♪ 191 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:22,539 ♪ I just wanna feel real love Feel the love ever after ♪ 192 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,251 ♪ There's a hole in my soul ♪ 193 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:31,798 ♪ You can see it in my face It's a real big place ♪ 194 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:42,058 ♪ I need to feel real love >> and the love ever after 195 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,645 ♪ I cannot get enough ♪ 196 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,355 [car horn tooting] 197 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:55,321 Don't worry, Mum. We'll be alright. 198 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,493 Light 'em up. 199 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:10,753 ♪ I just wanna feel real love Feel the home that I live in ♪ 200 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,924 [Robbie and Peter singing] ♪ 'Cause I got too much life ♪ 201 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:20,638 ♪ Running through my veins going to waste ♪ 202 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:30,315 ♪ I just wanna feel real love Feel the life ever after ♪ 203 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:34,110 ♪ There's a hole in my soul ♪ 204 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:39,532 ♪ You can see it in my face It's a real big place ♪ 205 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:45,538 [Robbie singing solo] ♪ Come on hold my... hand ♪ 206 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,959 ♪ I wanna contact the living ♪ 207 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:54,422 ♪ Not sure I understand ♪ 208 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:59,344 ♪ This role I've been given ♪ 209 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:04,515 ♪ Not sure I understand ♪ 210 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:09,229 ♪ Not sure I understand ♪ 211 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:14,651 ♪ Not sure I understand ♪ 212 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:30,375 [grand orchestral vocal flourish] 213 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,428 [bell ringing] 214 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,972 [man] Next! 215 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:49,143 Take a pamphlet, sign the form, shut the door on your way out. 216 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,563 No, you're alright. 217 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,565 I know what I'm going to be. 218 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,025 Oh I, what's that then? 219 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:59,904 Famous! I'm going to sing and dance. 220 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,907 I'm writing lyrics and all. 221 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,034 I've seen your grades, lad. 222 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,370 You couldn't rub two words together. 223 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,833 "The world is mine to claim 224 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:16,546 "all I need is a fuck load of fame. Ooh, ooh, yeah." 225 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,425 Listen, don't embarrass yourself, yeah? 226 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:25,013 This is not for you. Keep your feet on the ground. 227 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,777 You might want to frame that. 228 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,364 - [student] Tosser! - [man] Next! 229 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,532 ["The Power" by Snap! playing] 230 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,409 ♪ I've got the power ♪ 231 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,084 ♪ I've got the power ♪ 232 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,920 [Robbie moaning] Oh do it, Nate! 233 00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,714 [Nate] Fuck me! You'd make a fucking awful stripper. 234 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,299 - You know that. - Fuck off. 235 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,634 [Robbie] Oh, that's my backup plan. 236 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,762 [Nate] Hey, you should come work with me. 237 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,013 Flint's always looking for people. 238 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,931 [Robbie] Isn't he that flashy cunt in the coupe? 239 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,059 Yeah, but he's proper. Double glazing. 240 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,518 Easy job, easy money. 241 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,020 How'd you meet him? 242 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:17,148 - I shagged his mum. - Fucking hell! 243 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:18,649 Ah it's alright, he knows. 244 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,694 His dad wouldn't be best pleased though. 245 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,405 [Nate] Fucking have that! 246 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:25,531 [beer bottle crashing] 247 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,991 So have you told him about the trials? 248 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,910 - Nah. - Well, you better. 249 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:31,329 That scout was fucking excited. 250 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,498 I thought he was going to blow you right there on the pitch. 251 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:36,042 [Nate] Fuck off! I'm not going to the trials. 252 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,378 - I'm not going to the trials. - Rubbish. 253 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,297 - I'm not. - What? 254 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,551 Think of the money. The supermodels. 255 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,179 The fans screaming for ya. 256 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,639 Yeah, I don't need all that fancy shit. 257 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,266 - Fucking hell, Nate! - Alright, calm down. 258 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,977 You've got a ticket to heaven and you're going to stay here? 259 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,730 Oh yeah, it's like you with your singing, isn't it? 260 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,940 I just do it 'cause I love it. 261 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,401 Who gives a fuck if you love it? 262 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:06,739 What matters is that other people love you doing it. 263 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,493 [Janet] You'll have to get yourself to school. 264 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,911 I can't face it. 265 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,579 I've got a bastard of a headache. 266 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,665 And an exam, which you better have studied for. 267 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,417 Why do you think my head's pounding? 268 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,043 You'll have more than a pounding head if you haven't. 269 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,753 Oh, I love it when she talks dirty. 270 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:21,712 [giggling] 271 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:22,797 [Janet] You're going. 272 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,258 I'd take you, but I've got a million deliveries. 273 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,385 God knows I've already had one man lounging about... 274 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,845 [radio announcer] A music manager in Manchester 275 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,763 is holding auditions for young men 276 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,391 with a keen interest in singing and dancing. 277 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,725 - Don't you bloody shush me. - [Robbie] Mum ! Shush... 278 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:35,810 The man behind the venture, Nigel Martin Smith 279 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,855 -is creating a new boy band. - [radio static] 280 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,274 [Janet] I didn't think you're interested in boy bands. 281 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,068 Mum, quick. Quick. Quick! Write it down. 282 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,611 [radio] Head to Vanity Model Agency this Saturday. 283 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:46,988 -Doors open at 9 AM... - [Robbie] This is it! 284 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,031 - This is it! - [Betty laughing] 285 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:52,577 I'm going to be fucking famous! 286 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,370 [man] Shut up, you tit! 287 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,456 Oh fuck off, Glen! 288 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,000 ["La Bamba" by Ritchie Valens playing] 289 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,669 ♪ Para bailar La Bamba ♪ 290 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:05,923 ♪ Se necesita una poca de gracia... ♪ 291 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,594 [assistant] He makes my tizzer go foo, he does. 292 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:17,185 ♪ Ba, ba, Bamba Ba, ba, bamba ♪ 293 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,937 [music stops] 294 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,481 Thank you. 295 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,906 Light 'em up. 296 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,124 I'm Robert. 297 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,294 [Robbie VO] Nigel Martin Smith was, for legal reasons, 298 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,672 an absolute sweetheart. 299 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,382 Well, go on then. 300 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,051 [Robbie VO] And a first-class cunt. 301 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,637 [deep breath] 302 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,474 [Robbie singing "Straighten Up and Fly Right"] 303 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,393 ♪ A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air ♪ 304 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,563 ♪ The monkey thought that everything was on the square ♪ 305 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,982 ♪ The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off of his back ♪ 306 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,609 ♪ The monkey grabbed his neck ♪ 307 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,778 ♪ and said, "Now listen, Jack" ♪ 308 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,113 ♪ Straighten up and fly right ♪ 309 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,867 ♪ Straighten up and stay right ♪ 310 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,453 ♪ Straighten up and fly right ♪ 311 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,540 ♪ Cool down, Papa, don't you blow your top ♪ 312 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,583 ♪ Ain't no use in divin'-- ♪ 313 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,252 [Robbie's inner voice] He's bored of you. 314 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,087 Look at you. You've got no talent. 315 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,506 You're not fucking Sinatra. 316 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,259 ♪ Straighten up and fly right ♪ 317 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,844 ♪ Cool down, Papa, don't you blow your top ♪ 318 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,472 Okay, that'll do, lad. 319 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,475 You do know this is a pop band? 320 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:40,893 Yeah. 321 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,353 Tell you what, I'll do Milli Vanilli's-- 322 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,813 No! 323 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,235 Cheers then. 324 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,955 So, shall we tell them that you found your man 325 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,748 and they can all fuck off home then, yeah? 326 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,751 No, don't you get up. 327 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,045 It'll be my pleasure. 328 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,424 [Robbie VO] And if I hadn't winked in that moment, 329 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,426 none of this would've happened. 330 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,179 I wouldn't even be here talking to you. 331 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,017 [Robbie] Break a leg, you slags. 332 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,019 Cheeky little bastard. 333 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,854 [Robbie] He wouldn't know talent if it jumped up 334 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:25,980 and bit him on the cock. 335 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,274 It's only been a few hours, love. 336 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,067 He's got no eye for it, Nan. 337 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,028 You have to wait. 338 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,324 I fucked it. 339 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,659 [kicks wall] 340 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,703 He saw right through me. 341 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,247 I mean, look at me. 342 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,083 Do I look like a pop star to you? 343 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,336 You look like you always look. 344 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,338 Exactly. 345 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,675 A talentless fuck who's going to die alone and fat 346 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,595 and be craned out of his shit pit in Stoke. 347 00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,847 [phone ringing] 348 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,641 [Robbie yelling] Aaagh... 349 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,310 Fuck, Nan! Hello? 350 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,020 [Peter] Youth ? 351 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,230 Dad. 352 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,192 [Peter] Um, your voice is so low now. 353 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,027 Thought I had the wrong number. 354 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,740 - How are you, Dad? -Never better. Never better. 355 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:22,286 Now listen, I haven't got long, but I was thinking - 356 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,080 how about you come visit? 357 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,415 - Really? - Yeah, why not? 358 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:27,958 School holidays are coming up. 359 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,086 You should come see what the old man's been up to. 360 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,089 That's... I mean, yeah, definitely. 361 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,591 [Peter] Smashing! Alright, I better go. 362 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,718 A full house waits for no man and all that! 363 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,679 -It'll be good to see ya, lad. - Light 'em up, Dad. 364 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,264 [phone disconnects] 365 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:47,895 - [Betty] Oh, Robert... - [Robbie laughing with joy] 366 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,773 Come on! 367 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,025 [both laughing] 368 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,779 - Oh, love. - Bloody hell, Nan. 369 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,532 [Peter] Is everybody having a good time? 370 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,283 [crowd cheering] 371 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,370 Peter can't hear you. You having a good time? 372 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,330 [crowd roaring] 373 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,499 [Peter] I was lucky enough to grace the stage 374 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,960 with this next act at a talent competition. 375 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,337 I'll never forget it. He gave me a five. 376 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:14,630 [crowd] Oooh. 377 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,215 Oh, it was sadder than that. 378 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:17,883 [crowd] Oooh. 379 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,510 So please put your hands together 380 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:22,138 for the irresistible... 381 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,558 ...the irrepressible... 382 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,561 ...the irreplaceable... 383 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:34,817 I give him a ten out of ten - Mr. Terry Swinton. 384 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,944 [crowd applauding] 385 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,654 [Peter] I've warmed them up for ya. 386 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,198 [intro to "Mack the Knife"] 387 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:45,911 ♪ Oh the shark has pretty teeth, dear ♪ 388 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,914 I thought I was losing that stage left table for a bit, 389 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,833 but I won them back, didn't I? 390 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,084 Oh yeah. 391 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,254 I'm glad you reached out. 392 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,632 It was a shock, but you know, in a good way. 393 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,343 I thought it was about time, youth. 394 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:07,308 Hey, I forgot to tell you, I'm joining this pop band. 395 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,810 Really? When do you start? 396 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,354 Well, I'm not definitely in yet, but... 397 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,272 Oh... 398 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:14,690 Well no, it's just that I haven't heard back from-- 399 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,734 - [Peter] Watch it! - [Robbie] Oh, sorry. 400 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,696 ♪ Now Mack he's spending... ♪ 401 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,907 Terry's the bollocks, isn't he? 402 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:24,867 Yeah. 403 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,831 Actually, you might want to keep that bed out for me. 404 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:34,877 Failed my exams - complete fucking balls up. 405 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,463 Mum's going to put me on the first bus back when I tell her. 406 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:42,760 Fucking hopeless. 407 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,514 You've got to learn from this. 408 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:47,973 You're right. 409 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,558 All of this. 410 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:52,645 Because you know, you're learning from the best. 411 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,733 [Terry]♪ Look out old Mack is back ♪ 412 00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:00,903 [crowd cheering and applauding] 413 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,831 [Robbie VO] Seeing my dad 414 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,749 surrounded by the stars of yesteryear, 415 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:16,836 galvanised my need to become famous. 416 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,215 But I had a more immediate problem. 417 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:22,758 What's Mum going to be like 418 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,552 when I tell her I failed my exams? 419 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,137 Fucked up the rest of my life. 420 00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:31,308 - Did you have a good time? - Yeah. Smashing. 421 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,103 - How is he? - Great. 422 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,315 I, erm ... 423 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,067 I've got something to tell you. 424 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:41,610 So have I. 425 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,113 - I failed... - You're in that band. 426 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:45,364 What? 427 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:49,118 You got in! You're in that band. 428 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,912 [Robbie yelling] Yes! 429 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,414 [Robbie VO] And I never had to tell her 430 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:56,083 I failed my exams - until now. 431 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,878 [Robbie chuckling] Sorry, Mum. 432 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:03,716 - [man] Shut up, you tit! - Oh fuck off, Glen! 433 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,343 Mother! 434 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:10,556 - [upbeat music] - [Robbie howling like a monkey] 435 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,391 [Robbie VO] Nigel was my introduction 436 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,642 to the adult world. 437 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:16,604 He was fucking terrifying, like Willy Wonka. 438 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:17,938 But what did I care? 439 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,357 I was 15, I was going to have four older brothers, 440 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,860 and we were going to take over the world. 441 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,696 Howard Donald, panel beater. 442 00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:30,159 If you got a dent on your car, Howard would pound it out. 443 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,995 Jason Orange was a featured dancer 444 00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:36,081 on a genre-defining TV music show 445 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,584 called 'The Hit Man and Her'. 446 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,087 Mark Owen... 447 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:46,508 Little Marco was... lovely. 448 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,011 And then of course... 449 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,180 [angelic musical flourish] 450 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:52,264 [Nigel] Come here, you. 451 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,516 [Robbie VO] There was Gary Barlow, 452 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:56,143 and my first thought was, 453 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,812 who's this dickhead in those trainers? 454 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:00,940 They are so three years ago. 455 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:04,151 Gary was a genius. An actual genius. 456 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:06,153 [young Gary singing "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"] 457 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,030 [Robbie VO] He'd been playing the working men's clubs 458 00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:09,573 since he was 12 years old 459 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:11,909 and was earning more money than his teachers. 460 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:16,622 ♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪ 461 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:19,500 [Robbie VO] Trouble was - Gary sang like an angel, 462 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,335 but he danced like a twat. 463 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,754 [dance music playing] 464 00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:26,048 [teacher] ..seven, eight... Hit! Hit! 465 00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:27,591 You gotta bring the energy. Come on! 466 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,176 ...seven, eight... 467 00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,305 [Robbie VO] I recall thinking two things that day - 468 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:36,392 a fifth of the spotlight is better than nothing, 469 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,060 and... 470 00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:41,146 ...if anyone from Stoke sees me, 471 00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:43,190 I'm fucking dead. 472 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:46,318 [people chattering] 473 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,072 [Nigel] Tikka masalas all round, 474 00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:51,365 no coriander for the boys. 475 00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:53,325 - [Nigel] Thank you. - No coriander? 476 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,035 [Robbie VO] Whenever Nigel took us out for dinner 477 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:57,371 he would always say, "I'll put this on your account." 478 00:24:57,538 --> 00:24:58,330 [chuckling] 479 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,958 [Robbie VO] He wasn't joking. He recouped it all. 480 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:04,920 Look around the table, go on. 481 00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:11,343 In five years, we're all going to hate each other. 482 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:16,682 But, we'll be fucking rich. [all laughing] 483 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,892 Now, first things first. 484 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:21,103 We work up our act, we take it on the road. 485 00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:22,604 What about a record deal? 486 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:25,024 Well, that will come, we'll get your demo sent out, 487 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,942 we'll let the bidding war begin. 488 00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:28,485 Ah but... 489 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:32,906 Before that, let's sure-up your backstories. 490 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:36,577 Mark and Jason, you were in a break dancing group together. 491 00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:39,788 Gary and Howard, you were in a band called, 'The Cutest Rush'. 492 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,123 Was I the lead? 493 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,000 You weren't then, my chicken, and you're not now. 494 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,044 - [all laughing] - Fuck off! 495 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,379 Robert, you had a bit part in 'Brookside'. 496 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:48,672 Oh I was fucking great, wasn't I? 497 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,215 You were a bit much, frankly. 498 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,967 [all laughing] 499 00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:53,594 Nige, can't we just say I'm a songwriter? 500 00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,054 I've got a ton of lyrics. 501 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:56,722 Well, I can hold my breath for two minutes 502 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,974 but I'm not trying to be a fucking submarine, am I? 503 00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:01,018 [laughing] 504 00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:06,023 Gary writes the songs, yeah? 505 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,567 You lot toe the line. 506 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:13,822 Oh and also, your name's not Robert anymore - it's Robbie. 507 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,202 [Robbie VO] I fucking hated the name Robbie 508 00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:20,829 but it was the single best thing Nigel did for me. 509 00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:24,750 Robbie became a character. Something I could hide behind. 510 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,960 Oh now, the name of the band? 511 00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,629 [Howard] Oh Nige, I've got a good one... 512 00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:29,755 Kick It! 513 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,966 That's fucking awful. 514 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:34,259 [all laughing] 515 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:37,471 I've already got the name and it's brilliant. 516 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,389 And clench! 517 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:42,768 [all] Take That! 518 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,271 [Robbie VO] initially, Nigel's plan was for us to be 519 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,940 a band for the gay scene. 520 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:49,358 [the boys bantering] 521 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:51,485 [Nigel] Let's do this. Just remember what you rehearsed. 522 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,278 - Robbie, you alright? - [Nigel] Don't be nervous. 523 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:54,988 - You all look amazing. - Light 'em up. 524 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,616 [Nigel] Robbie, what you doing? Hurry up. 525 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,828 [Robbie VO] Now, for years people have rumoured 526 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,454 about my sexuality. 527 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:04,414 The worst one was that all my gay friends 528 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,375 have slept with me and said I was crap. 529 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,043 I'm not bothered they said I slept with them. 530 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:10,337 [Nigel] These are my boys! 531 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:12,256 [Robbie VO] It's me being 'crapy' I'm worried about. 532 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,799 [Nigel] Play it loud! 533 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:17,553 ["I Found Heaven" by Take That playing] 534 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:27,437 ♪ Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, yeah, woah, yeah ♪ 535 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:33,735 ♪ I thought I found love with somebody else's girl ♪ 536 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:39,241 ♪ Walking 'round feeling so broken-hearted ♪ 537 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:42,494 ♪ Lost in a different world ♪ 538 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:48,375 [Robbie VO] That night I discovered a wonderland. 539 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,795 It was welcoming and non-judgmental. 540 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,965 ltd found my people. 541 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:57,926 ltd found the promised land. 542 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,389 [Robbie VO] For the entire first eighteen months 543 00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:05,517 we made 180 pounds, each. 544 00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:10,397 We played gay club after gay club. 545 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:11,732 Two a night. 546 00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:16,695 Until out of nowhere, Nigel booked us a club full of girls. 547 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:21,783 ♪ Oh, I see heaven in your eyes with me ♪ 548 00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:28,332 ♪ Now I will give my loving faithfully ♪ 549 00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:29,583 [music becomes distorted] 550 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,460 [Robbie's inner voice] You gonna fucking listen! 551 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:35,130 Fucking useless prick. I'm warning you! 552 00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:40,928 ♪ Heaven, sweet heaven baby On the wings of love ♪ 553 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:47,142 ♪ I found heaven, sweet heaven sent your strength to me ♪ 554 00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:50,729 ♪ My sweet sweet baby ♪ 555 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:52,731 [crowd roaring] 556 00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:53,982 What! 557 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:58,612 What the fuck! 558 00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:06,578 [boys cheering and whooping] 559 00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:10,624 [boys whooping] 560 00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:14,795 - Did you hear that? - [Nigel] Settle down. 561 00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:16,838 Will you lot shut up?! 562 00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:18,632 I felt like Elvis, but thin. 563 00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:21,260 [Nigel] I've got good news! 564 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:22,844 - Good news. - Good news? 565 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:26,807 We've had some interest from a few record labels... 566 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:29,017 - Oh, fuck off! In London. 567 00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:30,727 London! Yes! 568 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:32,479 That's absolutely fantastic! 569 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:34,231 Thank you so much. 570 00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:37,025 Yeah, you deserve it. You've all done really well. 571 00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:39,903 Except for one of ya. 572 00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:46,576 And we all know who that is, don't we? 573 00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:54,459 Robbie talked to a local reporter. 574 00:29:55,877 --> 00:30:00,382 "We're like the A-team. I'm the sexy, talented one." 575 00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:01,508 Who the fuck gave you-- 576 00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:02,467 I didn't know she was reporter, Nige-- 577 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,177 You know, I almost started to like you 578 00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:06,555 but you've fucking ended that, haven't ya? 579 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,473 Fuck off! 580 00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:09,558 What was that? 581 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:15,314 I think Robbie's developing a sense of humour, Nige. 582 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,231 [all laughing] 583 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,859 You think it'd be difficult to go to Stoke-on-Trent, 584 00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:22,863 get another scatty with ratty hair and call him Robbie? 585 00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:26,867 Right, the club wants us to do a meet-and-greet. 586 00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:28,577 There's going to be lots of girls in here 587 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:30,537 so let's get one thing clear - 588 00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:31,872 keep it in your pants. 589 00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:32,998 No touching. 590 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,708 No telephone numbers. 591 00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:36,793 No dating. Ever! 592 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,128 Nige?! 593 00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:39,796 Ever! 594 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:40,797 What's the point of bringing them up here 595 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,382 - if we can't touch them? - [Nigel] Let's get this done. 596 00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:46,053 - [Nigel] Alright! Bring 'em up! - [young women screaming] 597 00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:52,434 [loud screaming continues] 598 00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:53,769 I love you all! 599 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:56,104 [Robbie VO] Nigel had many rules for Take That, 600 00:30:56,271 --> 00:31:00,108 and the most important was that we always appeared attainable. 601 00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:02,235 Safe sex is important... 602 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:04,780 [Robbie VO] He even made us do a Safer Sex tour 603 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:06,740 for the Family Planning Association. 604 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:11,536 So remember. Don't be a fool, cover his tool. 605 00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:15,248 [Robbie VO] Naturally, I took it all to heart. 606 00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:17,959 Oh, I love the way you move, Gary. 607 00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:20,879 [Robbie VO] I was happy to play Gary for the moment. 608 00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:23,924 I'll never wash my hands again. 609 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,635 [Robbie moaning] 610 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,595 - Oh, my God! - Yeah? 611 00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:30,931 Oh, my God, Hurry up, hurry up! Quick! 612 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:34,351 - Oh, that's it. - Gary, I already stopped. 613 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:38,355 [Robbie VO] And there it was, the one time in Nigel's life, 614 00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:40,774 he wasn't the biggest wanker in the room. 615 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:43,235 [Robbie moaning] 616 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:47,572 [executive] Right. Straight up - 617 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:50,492 there's no appetite, want or need for boy bands. 618 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:53,870 They died a death. It's all grunge now. 619 00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:03,380 - Did you hear our demo? - Yes. 620 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:10,178 These boys are going to take this country by storm. 621 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,139 And if you don't sign them right now, 622 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,807 I'll take them to another label 623 00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:16,435 and you'll be the twat that let the biggest band in history 624 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:18,979 slip through your pudgy fucking fingers. 625 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,860 You won't do any of that, 626 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:26,736 because everyone else said, "No". 627 00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:28,405 I only agreed to see you 628 00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:31,783 because my daughter saw you boys live, 629 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,286 and she's obsessed. 630 00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:37,873 She assures me that you are amazing in the flesh. 631 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:39,499 So... 632 00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:43,753 I'm going to take a punt that you're right about these boys. 633 00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:48,091 Now, which one of you is Gary? 634 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,846 That's me, I'm Gary. 635 00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:55,974 ["Rock DJ" by Robbie Williams playing] 636 00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:58,518 ♪ Me with the floors how kickin' with your torso ♪ 637 00:32:58,727 --> 00:33:00,729 ♪ Boys getting high and the girls even more so ♪ 638 00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:02,772 ♪ Wave your hands if you're not with a man ♪ 639 00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:05,525 ♪ Can I kick it (yes you can) ♪ 640 00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:09,613 ♪ I got (funk) You got (soul) We got everybody ♪ 641 00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:12,157 ♪ I've got the gift Gonna stick it in the goal ♪ 642 00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:15,327 ♪ It's time to move your body ♪ 643 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:19,956 ♪ Babylon back in business Can I get a witness ♪ 644 00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:24,669 ♪ Every girl, every man (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh) ♪ 645 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,963 ♪ Houston, do you hear me? ♪ 646 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:29,090 ♪ Ground control can you feel me? ♪ 647 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:31,760 ♪ Need permission to land ♪ 648 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:37,057 ♪ I don't want to rock, DJ ♪ 649 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:41,144 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 650 00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:46,900 ♪ When's it gonna stop, DJ? ♪ 651 00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:50,403 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 652 00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:53,490 [Robbie] Let's go, boys! 653 00:33:57,452 --> 00:33:59,246 Whoa! 654 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:01,373 [crashing] 655 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,792 ♪ Singin' in the classes Music for your masses ♪ 656 00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:06,086 ♪ Give no head No backstage passes ♪ 657 00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:07,921 ♪ Have a proper giggle I'll be quite polite ♪ 658 00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:10,840 ♪ But when I rock the mic I rock the mic (right) ♪ 659 00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:12,759 ♪ You got no love, then you're with the wrong man ♪ 660 00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:15,178 ♪ It's time to move your body ♪ 661 00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:17,389 ♪ if you can't get a girl but your best friend can ♪ 662 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:20,100 ♪ It's time to move your body ♪ 663 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:25,188 ♪ I don't want to be sleazy Baby, just tease me ♪ 664 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:29,693 ♪ Got no family planned (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh) ♪ 665 00:34:29,859 --> 00:34:32,362 ♪ Houston, do you hear me? ♪ 666 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,739 ♪ Ground control, can you feel me? ♪ 667 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:37,117 ♪ Need permission to land ♪ 668 00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:42,706 ♪ I don't want to rock (rock), DJ (DJ) ♪ 669 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:46,167 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 670 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:51,798 ♪ When's it gonna stop! DJ? ♪ 671 00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:55,594 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 672 00:34:58,013 --> 00:35:02,809 ♪ Pimpint' ain't easy. Most of them fleece me ♪ 673 00:35:02,976 --> 00:35:04,936 ♪ Every night ♪ 674 00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:10,233 ♪ Pimpint' ain't easy ♪ 675 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:14,779 ♪ But if you're sellin' it (sellin' it, sellin' it) ♪ 676 00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:17,449 ♪ It's alright ♪ 677 00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:26,499 ♪ I don't want to rock ♪ 678 00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:33,256 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 679 00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:37,969 ♪ When it's going to stop! DJ? ♪ 680 00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:42,349 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 681 00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:45,018 ♪ I don't want to rock ♪ 682 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:48,146 [piano solo] 683 00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:50,857 ♪ But you're making me feel so... ♪ 684 00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:54,694 ♪ You're making me feel so nice ♪ 685 00:35:56,780 --> 00:36:01,409 ♪ I don't want to rock, DJ ♪ 686 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,872 ♪ But you're making meeel so nice ♪ 687 00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:10,585 ♪ When it's going to stop, DJ? ♪ 688 00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:15,465 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 689 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:18,259 ♪ I don't want to rock ♪ 690 00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:24,641 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 691 00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:29,104 ♪ When it's going to stop, DJ? ♪ 692 00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:33,942 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 693 00:36:34,109 --> 00:36:37,404 [cheering and cameras clicking] 694 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,119 Every day, there's a new lot. 695 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,370 The coach brings them in. 696 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:46,746 They come into the garden, 697 00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:48,123 they nick the wood off the fence, 698 00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:49,499 the clothes off the line. 699 00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:51,459 Someone should do something about this. 700 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,294 Mum, they want this to happen. 701 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:54,629 I went down the post office the other day 702 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,840 and someone called me a posh slag. 703 00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:59,592 Oh love, you're not posh. 704 00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:02,178 It's not funny. I can't make my deliveries anymore. 705 00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:03,638 I'm having to shut the business, Robert. 706 00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:07,183 Guess who's recording the lead vocals for our new song? 707 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,893 Hm-mm. 708 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,228 I'll get us out of this shit hole 709 00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:13,606 and buy us a fortress, just like Gary. 710 00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:17,569 And why would I want a bigger house to hide in? 711 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,321 [Robbie VO] That was the first time 712 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:21,740 my mum closed her curtains. 713 00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:24,659 I'm going to bed. If they'll let me. 714 00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:27,245 [Robbie VO] She didn't open them for another ten years. 715 00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:29,622 [Betty] Hey, love... 716 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,879 Where's my little Robert gone? 717 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,882 I'm a pop star, Nan. 718 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:43,219 Fat little Robert isn't going to sell any albums, is he? 719 00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:47,682 I'm just giving the people what they want. 720 00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:52,020 [crowd screaming] [cameras clicking] 721 00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:59,235 [Robbie] I go onstage and act like a gladiator 722 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:01,738 and pretend that the whole world is lucky to see me. 723 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:06,242 And they all act accordingly. 724 00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:14,417 They don't see what I see. 725 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:18,129 [Nan] Then stop! 726 00:38:18,922 --> 00:38:21,090 See, that's the craziest thing to me. 727 00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:23,843 I can't. 728 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,095 [young woman] We love you, Robbie! 729 00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:28,848 [upbeat frantic music] [crowd screaming] 730 00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:31,643 [kissing] 731 00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,521 Now, fuck off! 732 00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:39,984 I'm here at Take That HQ with the man responsible 733 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:43,613 for the band's success, Nigel Martin Smith. 734 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:45,114 It's quite a display. 735 00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:47,659 It is, yeah, yeah. We got Take That dolls, 736 00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:49,410 Take That calendars. 737 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:52,080 Take That pillows, so you can sleep with Take That. 738 00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:55,124 [chuckling] Just kidding. Probably cut that bit out. 739 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,212 For our ethnic fans we have Take That Babushka Dolls. 740 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:02,507 Robbie's inside Mark, who's inside Jason. 741 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:05,426 Jason's inside Howard and they all fit snugly in Gary. 742 00:39:05,635 --> 00:39:06,553 [reporter] Hmm, that's quite cute. 743 00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:10,723 [Gary] Lyrics? 744 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:14,936 [Robbie] Just some ideas. 745 00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:18,481 [Gary] Well, come on then. Give us a look. 746 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:20,650 Will I get a credit? 747 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:22,944 I don't know. Are they any good? 748 00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:27,699 Wouldn't you like to know? 749 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,869 [Gary] Whatever. 750 00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:32,996 [Jason] At least pretend to give a toss. 751 00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:34,706 - What, about all this? - [Jason] Yeah. 752 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:35,957 [Robbie] Are you kidding? 753 00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:38,376 Do you have any idea how naff people think we are? 754 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,378 Oh fuck off, Robbie, they bloody love us. 755 00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,714 Do you think Oasis does this shit? 756 00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:44,424 We need to branch out. 757 00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:47,385 Write something that's not so fucking cringeworthy. 758 00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:49,262 And this coming from you. 759 00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:52,307 The one who only shines when the light's on him. 760 00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:54,267 - [Mark] Alright, Gaz. - No, no, let him speak. 761 00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:55,810 You think you can just turn up, 762 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,353 scribble some worthless shit 763 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,231 and get your name next to mine in the song credits? 764 00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:03,860 You add nothing to this. 765 00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:06,404 Any of it. 766 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:13,578 ♪ Turn back the time 'til the days when our love was new ♪ 767 00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:16,080 ♪ Do you remember? ♪ 768 00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:20,960 ♪ No matter what was happening I was there with you-- ♪ 769 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:23,296 Ah, just ah, hold it there for a second, thanks Robbie. 770 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:24,797 [Robbie] That was better, yeah? 771 00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:27,175 Ah, you're still a little behind, I'm afraid. 772 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:29,552 Oof, I've always liked a little behind. 773 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:33,264 Um, what we might do, Robbie is um, if we record it - 774 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,099 we can just record it line by line, yeah? 775 00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:36,392 And we can just stitch it together later-- 776 00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:37,977 Nah, I can do it all at once. 777 00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:41,022 Yeah, let's just, um, let's just go again. 778 00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:43,107 Yeah, let's go. I got it. 779 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:46,653 Sure thing then. Here we go. 780 00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:52,909 ♪ Turn back the time 'til the days when our love was new ♪ 781 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,161 ♪ Do you remember? ♪ 782 00:40:55,995 --> 00:41:00,959 ♪ No matter what was happening I was there with you ♪ 783 00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:02,794 ♪ A ha ♪ 784 00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:06,965 ♪ But if we all stand up for what we believe ♪ 785 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,801 ♪ And maybe live within our possibilities ♪ 786 00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:10,677 [Robbie's inner voice] You 're worthless. 787 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:12,512 You can't do what Gary does. 788 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:14,347 They're all laughing at ya. 789 00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:17,725 ♪ So baby don't turn away, listen-- ♪ 790 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:19,811 Ah, that's great. Thanks, Robbie. 791 00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:21,187 Just give us one wee sec, yeah? 792 00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:22,939 [Robbie whispering] Fuck me. 793 00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:26,317 [Robbie breathing heavily] 794 00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:33,616 [no audio] 795 00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:44,877 I think we might have it there, mate. 796 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:46,838 Thank you. 797 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,923 Okay, great. 798 00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:52,677 [man] Yeah, cheers Robbie. 799 00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,972 [Nigel] Give it a sec, Gary, before you head in there. 800 00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:57,598 - [Nigel] Oh, my God. - [Gary] You did your best. 801 00:41:57,807 --> 00:42:00,727 [Nigel] Yeah, you know, and now I feel like the bad guy. 802 00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:12,613 ["Relight My Fire" intro playing] 803 00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:15,324 [Gary singing] ♪ Turn back the time... ♪ 804 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,243 [Howard] Gary Barlow, ladies and gentlemen! 805 00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:19,203 [applauding] 806 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:22,498 [Nigel] It's already good. Fucking hell, the difference! 807 00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:23,666 [man] It's like night and day, isn't it? 808 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,960 [Nigel] Yeah, thank you. 809 00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:29,005 Oh, this is a hit. 810 00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:35,595 [Robbie VO] I didn't know it 811 00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:37,597 but I was suffering from depression. 812 00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:40,183 I hate that phrase - 'suffering from depression. ' 813 00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:42,143 It sounds so Scarlett O'Hara - 814 00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:43,686 "I do declare Mr. Butler, 815 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:46,189 "I have been suffering with a bout of depression." 816 00:42:46,355 --> 00:42:48,107 'Clinically depressed is better. 817 00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:49,650 Way more lab coaty. 818 00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:53,112 - Dad! - Here he is! Here he is! 819 00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:54,072 I didn't know you were-- 820 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,490 [girl screaming] Oh, my God! 821 00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:56,908 [Peter] I told you, didn't I? 822 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,367 You owe me a pint, love. 823 00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:01,537 - Can I get a photo? - Of course you can. 824 00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:02,955 I'll take it for you. 825 00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:06,042 Okay, here we go. 826 00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:09,128 - Say 'fuzzy pickle'. - Fuzzy pickle. 827 00:43:09,378 --> 00:43:11,297 - [Peter] Ah ... - [Robbie] Lovely... 828 00:43:11,464 --> 00:43:12,423 Thank you so much. 829 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:13,674 Did you want one with me in it? 830 00:43:13,883 --> 00:43:15,426 Great idea, yeah! 831 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:17,178 Yeah, course you do. Come on. 832 00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:19,180 Look at that, hey? Peas in a pod. 833 00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:21,224 [Peter chuckling] 834 00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:25,311 Can I lose you... use you ... can I use your loo? 835 00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:26,562 Yeah. 836 00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:28,106 It's a number two. 837 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:30,650 Be my guest. 838 00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:33,444 - [girl] Oh, my God! - Yeah... whoa... 839 00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:37,865 She seems nice. 840 00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:40,493 Oh yeah, terrific. Terrific! 841 00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:42,745 You know they've cordoned off the whole street, don't ya? 842 00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:44,455 There's girls everywhere, 843 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:46,249 and they're not playing nice either. 844 00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:48,209 It's like a bloodsport out there. 845 00:43:49,418 --> 00:43:51,504 I told the security lads you were my son. 846 00:43:51,671 --> 00:43:53,339 I nearly got torn apart. 847 00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,049 You in town for long? 848 00:43:55,216 --> 00:43:58,219 No, no, just passing through. Back home tonight. 849 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:01,139 After I collect my pint. 850 00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:03,099 I wish I'd known you were coming. 851 00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:03,975 What's this? 852 00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:06,018 - Nothing. - Prozac? 853 00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:09,063 What've you got to mope about? 854 00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:12,316 You boys are flying. Bloody Brits nomination... 855 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:14,193 I've been telling everyone about that. 856 00:44:14,735 --> 00:44:17,196 I know. It's just... 857 00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:21,617 It's all a bit overwhelming, Dad. 858 00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:26,664 It's like I can't keep track of who I am anymore. 859 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:28,958 Well, go and ask that lot out there. 860 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:31,002 They know exactly who you are. 861 00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:32,712 The other lads you'd be hard pressed 862 00:44:32,879 --> 00:44:34,338 to pick 'em out of a police line up. 863 00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:37,216 Well, not Gary obviously, 'cause he's the creative one, 864 00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:41,721 but you, you're living the dream, youth. 865 00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:43,389 [girl screaming from outside] We love you, Robbie. 866 00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:45,600 How can you not know who you are, 867 00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:49,645 when there are thousands of people screaming your name? 868 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:53,900 [toilet flushing] 869 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:57,695 [screaming crowd] [distorted audio] 870 00:44:57,862 --> 00:44:59,238 [Mark] Jesus! Rob! 871 00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,032 - [Nigel] What did he take? - [Howard] Could be anything. 872 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,491 [Nigel] Hold the show until I say. 873 00:45:02,658 --> 00:45:07,288 You were an afterthought. Couldn't sing, couldn't dance. 874 00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:09,916 Looks... five at best. 875 00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:14,754 Everything you have, everything, I've given you. 876 00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:18,466 And you don't deserve any of it. 877 00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:19,634 [loud music starting] 878 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,385 [Howard] Oh, fucking hell! 879 00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:24,972 [roaring crowd] [loud music] 880 00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:27,016 Are you fucking retarded! ? 881 00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:28,434 I fucking told them ... 882 00:45:28,601 --> 00:45:30,102 Alright! Get in position. 883 00:45:30,519 --> 00:45:33,564 - I said, get in position, now! - Get up, get up! 884 00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,191 [crowd roaring] [intro to "Relight My Fire] 885 00:45:35,358 --> 00:45:37,485 Wake up, you fucking baby! 886 00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:39,320 [Gary] Right, follow my lead! 887 00:45:39,487 --> 00:45:41,989 [Robbie VO] All of this because of a fucking wink. 888 00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:47,912 [crowd roaring] 889 00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:54,502 [Gary singing]♪ Help me escape this feeling of insecurity ♪ 890 00:45:57,338 --> 00:45:59,090 ♪ I need you so much ♪ 891 00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:02,385 ♪ But I don't think you really need me ♪ 892 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:08,432 ♪ But if we all stand up in the name of love ♪ 893 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:12,353 ♪ And state the case of what we're dreaming of ♪ 894 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:16,190 ♪ I've got to say I only dream of you ♪ 895 00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:18,859 ♪ But like a thief in the night ♪ 896 00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:22,863 ♪ You took away the love that I knew ♪ 897 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:29,120 ♪ Relight my fire ♪ 898 00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:33,207 ♪ Your love is my only desire ♪ 899 00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:42,258 ♪ Relight my fire 'Cause I need your love ♪ 900 00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,642 [Robbie] Whoa! 901 00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:54,478 [Jason] Passed out! That's a new low. 902 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:55,688 [Robbie] It was a dodgy curry. 903 00:46:55,896 --> 00:46:56,856 [Gary] Your job is simple - 904 00:46:57,064 --> 00:46:58,899 sing the harmonies and toe the line. 905 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:00,276 You'd like that, wouldn't ya? 906 00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:01,819 [Gary] Know your place. 907 00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:04,155 You're making us look like fucking idiots. 908 00:47:09,035 --> 00:47:11,871 ♪ Turn back the times to the days when our love was new ♪ 909 00:47:12,038 --> 00:47:13,914 [Robbie] Oh, fuck! 910 00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:16,250 ♪ Do you remember? ♪ 911 00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:20,671 ♪ No matter what was happening I was there with-- ♪ 912 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,340 [Robbie singing]♪ You ♪ 913 00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:23,966 - [crowd roaring] - [Robbie]♪ A ha... ♪ 914 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:27,511 ♪ But if we all stand up for what we believe ♪ 915 00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:31,223 ♪ And maybe live within our possibilities ♪ 916 00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:35,603 ♪ The world would be wild for the dream ♪ 917 00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:41,567 ♪ So baby, don't turn away Listen to what I gotta say ♪ 918 00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:50,201 ♪ Relight my fire 'Cause I need... ♪ 919 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:53,788 ♪ Oh, I need... ♪ 920 00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:57,666 ♪ Your love ♪ 921 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:02,213 [song ends] [crowd roaring] 922 00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:06,634 ["Could It Be Magic" begins] [crowd roaring] 923 00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:09,136 ♪ Sun ♪ 924 00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:13,265 ♪ Sun ♪ 925 00:48:15,351 --> 00:48:17,228 [Robbie VO] Because he writes all the songs, 926 00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:19,563 Gary makes all the money. 927 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,732 He's got a mansion in the north of England 928 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:23,567 with a driveway full of cars. 929 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:24,985 Fuck me! 930 00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:26,862 [Robbie VO] And a butler. 931 00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:29,323 While I'm still living at Mum's. 932 00:48:29,698 --> 00:48:31,409 He's Elton now. 933 00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:33,786 [sniffing] 934 00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:35,913 [Robbie VO] And they're all waiting for me in the garden. 935 00:48:36,372 --> 00:48:37,790 And it's to talk about the problem 936 00:48:37,957 --> 00:48:40,709 -and I am the problem. - Whoa! 937 00:48:42,962 --> 00:48:45,297 [squeaking rope] 938 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,887 [Howard] Robbie, so um ... 939 00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:56,684 Well, we've all been having a think, and um ... 940 00:48:56,976 --> 00:48:59,603 We'd quite like to do the next tour as a, ah... 941 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:02,356 ...as a four piece. 942 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,025 [Mark] Just to see if we can do it. 943 00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:07,278 [Jason] Yeah... To see if we can do it. 944 00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:08,446 [Howard] Perhaps you could focus on 945 00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:10,948 some of that solo material you've been working on or um ... 946 00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:12,992 [Gary] To be honest, Rob, 947 00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:15,327 we've been doing it as a four-piece for a while. 948 00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:20,708 I think you should. 949 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:25,504 That it, then? 950 00:49:28,549 --> 00:49:30,009 Ah... Yeah... 951 00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:34,180 [Robbie] Weeee... 952 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:38,642 [bird calling] 953 00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:44,899 Can I take this? 954 00:49:46,567 --> 00:49:48,986 Yeah, Rob. If you want. 955 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,615 [Robbie grunting] 956 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:00,706 This is it! 957 00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:05,044 This... is... the end! 958 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,217 [softly chuckling] 959 00:50:20,893 --> 00:50:25,105 [low tense music] 960 00:50:29,151 --> 00:50:32,446 [engine starting erratically] 961 00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:35,991 - [car backfires] - [Robbie] Fuck! 962 00:50:36,242 --> 00:50:38,577 Fuck! [car idling] 963 00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:44,583 [car accelerating] 964 00:50:46,669 --> 00:50:48,504 [glass shattering] 965 00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:59,223 [Robbie singing]♪ So unimpressed but so in awe ♪ 966 00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:05,187 ♪ Such a saint but such a whore ♪ 967 00:51:06,855 --> 00:51:11,068 ♪ So self aware So full of shit ♪ 968 00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:16,615 ♪ So indecisive So adamant ♪ 969 00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:22,705 ♪ I'm contemplating thinking about thinking ♪ 970 00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:27,543 ♪ It's overrated Just get another drink in ♪ 971 00:51:30,212 --> 00:51:32,798 ♪ Watch me come undone ♪ 972 00:51:32,965 --> 00:51:37,803 ♪ They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the streets ♪ 973 00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:43,309 ♪ I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep ♪ 974 00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:48,772 ♪ if I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet ♪ 975 00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:52,484 ♪ Because I'm scum and I'm your son ♪ 976 00:51:52,651 --> 00:51:53,819 [truck honking] [tyres skidding] 977 00:51:54,028 --> 00:51:56,530 ♪ I come undone ♪ 978 00:51:59,074 --> 00:52:02,494 ♪ I come undone ♪ 979 00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:05,372 [Radio announcer] Fans are still reeling 980 00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:06,832 from the announcement on Monday 981 00:52:06,999 --> 00:52:09,376 that Robbie Williams has split from Take That. 982 00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:12,129 Help Line switch boards, set up after reports of suicides, 983 00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:15,299 have been flooded by tearful Take That fans... 984 00:52:16,925 --> 00:52:18,844 [Radio announcer] But he had built up a reputation 985 00:52:19,011 --> 00:52:19,928 as a party animal... 986 00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:23,807 ♪ So rock 'n roll So corporate suits ♪ 987 00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:29,271 ♪ So damn ugly So damn cute ♪ 988 00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:35,110 ♪ So well-trained So animal ♪ 989 00:52:37,613 --> 00:52:41,575 ♪ So need-your-love So fuck-you-all ♪ 990 00:52:42,618 --> 00:52:48,165 ♪ I'm not scared of dying I just don't want to ♪ 991 00:52:48,374 --> 00:52:53,337 ♪ if I stopped lying ltd just disappoint you ♪ 992 00:52:53,545 --> 00:52:55,631 ♪ I come undone ♪ 993 00:52:55,798 --> 00:53:00,302 ♪ They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street ♪ 994 00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,347 [car accelerating] [dramatic music] 995 00:53:03,555 --> 00:53:08,227 ♪ I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep ♪ 996 00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:12,147 [music crescendos and then softens] 997 00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:20,155 [crowd singing together on bus] 998 00:53:23,617 --> 00:53:28,080 ♪ If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet ♪ 999 00:53:28,247 --> 00:53:32,668 ♪ Because I'm scum but I'm your son ♪ 1000 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:34,420 ♪ I come un-- ♪ 1001 00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:35,796 [Robbie gasping] 1002 00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:40,467 [water bubbling] [low tense music] 1003 00:53:54,106 --> 00:53:55,816 [fan girl] How could you do this? 1004 00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:58,068 [fan girl] We need you, Robbie! 1005 00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:01,697 [screaming] 1006 00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:03,949 [fan girl] Don't go! 1007 00:54:05,367 --> 00:54:09,079 [echoes of sobbing girls] [underwater muted audio] 1008 00:54:13,876 --> 00:54:15,252 [Robbie VO] The cheeky member of Take That 1009 00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:16,795 is now the fucked-up messy one 1010 00:54:17,004 --> 00:54:18,505 who's gone and broken up the band. 1011 00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:20,382 [ice reverberating] 1012 00:54:20,549 --> 00:54:22,384 [Robbie VO] And people hate me for it. 1013 00:54:24,011 --> 00:54:28,015 But really, they're only saying what I think about myself. 1014 00:54:29,641 --> 00:54:31,059 I've a raging cocaine habit, 1015 00:54:31,226 --> 00:54:34,354 I'm a full-blown alcoholic and I'm twenty-one. 1016 00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:36,398 [ice shattering] 1017 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:39,443 I think I was always going to be an alcoholic or an addict, 1018 00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:42,279 I just had the money and the means to get there quicker. 1019 00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:43,906 [cameras clicking] 1020 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:47,117 [Robbie VO] But I'm also incredibly competitive. 1021 00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:50,037 I mean, I've no idea 1022 00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:52,790 how I'm going to pull off a solo career. 1023 00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:55,793 But there's an energy to revenge, 1024 00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:59,922 and it's very, very seductive. 1025 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:03,133 [crowd] ..eight, seven, six, five... 1026 00:55:03,509 --> 00:55:06,470 [crowd] ..four, three, two, one... 1027 00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:10,057 [all cheering] [fireworks exploding] 1028 00:55:15,103 --> 00:55:18,106 [dance music playing] 1029 00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:24,947 [crowd chattering] 1030 00:55:30,577 --> 00:55:32,162 It's going to happen. 1031 00:55:32,538 --> 00:55:36,041 No ifs, no buts. No left, no right. Just straight ahead. 1032 00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:45,259 I'm going to be fucking massive. 1033 00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:48,095 [woman] A massive what? 1034 00:55:48,595 --> 00:55:50,931 Fuck! You scared the shit out of me. 1035 00:55:51,098 --> 00:55:52,808 You said you wanted to be massive? 1036 00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:55,185 Ah, well I was just um ... 1037 00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:57,604 ...wishing for a little extra girth. 1038 00:55:57,813 --> 00:55:59,314 [chuckling] 1039 00:56:00,899 --> 00:56:03,485 - What is it you do? - Oh, yeah... 1040 00:56:06,613 --> 00:56:08,448 [woman] Oh sorry, should I already know that? 1041 00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:10,534 No, no, no, no, no. 1042 00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:13,412 No, I'm ... I'm a singer and songwriter. 1043 00:56:13,579 --> 00:56:14,246 Really? 1044 00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:16,081 Yeah, just starting out on my own. 1045 00:56:16,248 --> 00:56:17,332 I was in Take That and-- 1046 00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:18,792 The boy band? 1047 00:56:19,001 --> 00:56:21,420 [laughing] 1048 00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:23,797 Oh, don't mind me. 1049 00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:25,591 Sorry. 1050 00:56:25,883 --> 00:56:30,137 No, you're alright. I mean, it is why I left. 1051 00:56:30,512 --> 00:56:32,222 Dancing around in the background 1052 00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:34,349 like a camp sadomasochist... 1053 00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:36,143 I mean, if I'm going to look like a tosser, 1054 00:56:36,310 --> 00:56:38,228 I might as well do it down stage centre. 1055 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:39,813 So it's all about the spotlight? 1056 00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:43,108 Wow, not even any lube - just full fist. 1057 00:56:43,275 --> 00:56:44,860 I'm just saying - 1058 00:56:45,110 --> 00:56:46,153 if you're going to start out on your own, 1059 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,155 you might as well be honest about why. 1060 00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:50,824 - Shit, are you a journalist? - Fuck, no. 1061 00:56:50,991 --> 00:56:52,534 I'm just curious. 1062 00:56:54,036 --> 00:56:55,287 I'm not sure you'd understand. 1063 00:56:55,495 --> 00:56:56,580 Try me. 1064 00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:02,127 You know, I was given the golden ticket 1065 00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:04,004 but it felt like I was bound and gagged 1066 00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:05,213 for the last five years. 1067 00:57:05,339 --> 00:57:06,840 And not in a hot way, either. 1068 00:57:07,049 --> 00:57:09,426 In like a battery to the scrotum sort of way. 1069 00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:11,219 [woman laughing] 1070 00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:14,431 I don't know, sexy, mysterious, masked lady... 1071 00:57:15,891 --> 00:57:17,184 I guess I've just reached a point 1072 00:57:17,392 --> 00:57:20,479 where I want to prove I can make it on my own. 1073 00:57:21,271 --> 00:57:22,814 Prove to who? 1074 00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:25,817 Everyone. 1075 00:57:28,528 --> 00:57:31,573 See! I told you you wouldn't understand. 1076 00:57:31,740 --> 00:57:33,325 [woman chuckles] 1077 00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:36,328 Oh, fuck me! 1078 00:57:36,995 --> 00:57:38,872 [both laughing] 1079 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,959 [Robbie VO] Nicole Appleton. 1080 00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:45,963 She and her sister were members of the girl band, All Saints. 1081 00:57:46,129 --> 00:57:48,131 Their manager was a cunt, too. 1082 00:57:49,424 --> 00:57:51,927 She was absolutely lovely - 1083 00:57:52,094 --> 00:57:54,680 with the single worst taste in men. 1084 00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:57,724 Yeah, you alright? 1085 00:57:59,601 --> 00:58:02,062 [Nicole] Fame is so fucking weird, isn't it? 1086 00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:05,649 It's like that uneasy feeling you get 1087 00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:06,817 when they bring the cake out 1088 00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:08,735 and the whole restaurant sings Happy Birthday to you 1089 00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:11,613 and you can't wait until Happy Birthday stops being sung. 1090 00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:16,284 I mean, people are doing a really nice thing, 1091 00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:18,412 but you just want it to stop so you can-- 1092 00:58:18,578 --> 00:58:20,288 Eat the fucking cake. 1093 00:58:22,124 --> 00:58:23,333 Yeah. 1094 00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:28,088 [chuckling] 1095 00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:30,465 Well, now you've got your gag off, 1096 00:58:30,632 --> 00:58:31,925 what are you going to say? 1097 00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:35,095 - I've got some lyrics. - Oh... 1098 00:58:35,262 --> 00:58:36,430 I mean, they're basically different takes 1099 00:58:36,638 --> 00:58:37,556 on how much I hate myself. 1100 00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:40,350 - So a Christmas album then? - [Robbie laughing] 1101 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:42,561 I'm not sure about an album. 1102 00:58:43,437 --> 00:58:46,106 At the moment I'd just like to write one good song. 1103 00:58:47,607 --> 00:58:49,693 - You're overthinking it. Hmm ... 1104 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:52,154 Just write about whatever's in front of you. 1105 00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:53,363 Look... 1106 00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:57,367 ♪ I've got a boat but mine's made of rubber ♪ 1107 00:58:57,576 --> 00:59:03,582 ♪ I cut a hole in the back and use my cock as a rudder ♪ 1108 00:59:03,790 --> 00:59:06,126 [Robbie] Yes! It's a hit! 1109 00:59:06,918 --> 00:59:09,713 See, you're going to be massive in no time. 1110 00:59:12,758 --> 00:59:14,468 ♪ I was her ♪ 1111 00:59:15,927 --> 00:59:17,763 ♪ She was me ♪ 1112 00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:22,309 ♪ We were one ♪ 1113 00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:27,230 ♪ We were free ♪ 1114 00:59:28,315 --> 00:59:33,737 ♪ if there's somebody calling me on ♪ 1115 00:59:37,449 --> 00:59:39,743 ♪ She's the one ♪ 1116 00:59:40,118 --> 00:59:43,163 [orchestral arrangement] 1117 00:59:43,371 --> 00:59:49,419 ♪ If there's somebody calling me on ♪ 1118 00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:51,922 ♪ She's the one ♪ 1119 00:59:56,134 --> 00:59:58,136 [Nicole]♪ We were young ♪ 1120 00:59:59,054 --> 01:00:02,265 ♪ We were wrong ♪ 1121 01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:07,938 ♪ We were fine all along ♪ 1122 01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:14,319 [both]♪ if there's somebody calling me on ♪ 1123 01:00:14,486 --> 01:00:16,613 ♪ She's the one ♪ 1124 01:00:21,660 --> 01:00:24,246 ♪ When you get to where you wanna go ♪ 1125 01:00:24,412 --> 01:00:26,665 ♪ And you know the things you wanna know ♪ 1126 01:00:26,832 --> 01:00:31,962 ♪ You're smiling ♪ 1127 01:00:34,422 --> 01:00:36,550 [Nicole]♪ When you said what you wanna say ♪ 1128 01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:40,220 ♪ And you know the way you wanna play ♪ 1129 01:00:40,428 --> 01:00:48,270 [both]♪ You'll be so high you'll be flying ♪ 1130 01:00:48,436 --> 01:00:54,442 ♪ Though the sea will be strong ♪ 1131 01:00:54,609 --> 01:01:00,198 ♪ I know we’ll carry on ♪ 1132 01:01:00,365 --> 01:01:06,163 ♪ 'Cause if there's somebody calling me on ♪ 1133 01:01:06,788 --> 01:01:09,207 [Nicole]♪ He's the one ♪ 1134 01:01:12,586 --> 01:01:18,466 [Robbie]♪ if there's somebody calling me on ♪ 1135 01:01:18,633 --> 01:01:21,219 ♪ She's the one ♪ 1136 01:01:26,725 --> 01:01:29,019 [both]♪ When you get to where you wanna go ♪ 1137 01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:31,479 ♪ And you know the things you wanna know ♪ 1138 01:01:31,646 --> 01:01:37,027 ♪ You're smiling ♪ 1139 01:01:38,904 --> 01:01:41,281 ♪ When you said what you wanna say ♪ 1140 01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:44,826 ♪ And you know the way you wanna play it ♪ 1141 01:01:44,993 --> 01:01:53,418 ♪ You'll be so high you'll be flying ♪ 1142 01:02:00,884 --> 01:02:05,847 [no audio] [gentle orchestral music] 1143 01:02:23,990 --> 01:02:27,577 [orchestral music continues] 1144 01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:57,577 Subtitle | www.movieddl.me 1145 01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:12,956 ♪ She's the one ♪ 1146 01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:17,669 ♪ He's the one ♪ 1147 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:28,555 [Nicole sighing] 1148 01:03:47,073 --> 01:03:48,199 [Robbie singing softly] 1149 01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:51,619 ♪ You can't manufacture a miracle ♪ 1150 01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:54,956 ♪ The silence was pitiful... ♪ 1151 01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:58,335 [people chattering] 1152 01:03:58,460 --> 01:04:00,253 [man] It's not a competition, girls. 1153 01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:02,213 It's just hard work. 1154 01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:06,176 [Nate] Here you are. 1155 01:04:06,343 --> 01:04:07,719 This place is posh as fuck. 1156 01:04:08,386 --> 01:04:10,555 You know, I've just seen fucking Bono in the toilet. 1157 01:04:10,764 --> 01:04:11,890 Had a look... 1158 01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:14,476 ...tiny. 1159 01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:16,936 [Nate laughing] You've missed me, haven't you? 1160 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:18,772 Ah, of course you have. 1161 01:04:19,314 --> 01:04:21,524 Hm, hey, so... 1162 01:04:21,983 --> 01:04:23,693 You know my girlfriend, Kayleigh? 1163 01:04:25,070 --> 01:04:26,196 Kayleigh. 1164 01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:28,114 - The one with the club foot? - No, she ain't got a club foot. 1165 01:04:28,281 --> 01:04:29,657 - Well ... - Her pelvis is out. 1166 01:04:29,824 --> 01:04:33,828 Anyway, she's up the duff. 1167 01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:36,456 I'm going to be a dad. 1168 01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:43,797 That's amazing. 1169 01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:45,548 I'm just surprised the little thing still works. 1170 01:04:45,757 --> 01:04:46,841 Fuck off! 1171 01:04:47,008 --> 01:04:47,967 [Nicole] Shut up! Shut up! Here it is. 1172 01:04:48,134 --> 01:04:48,968 [TV announcer] The wait is over! 1173 01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:52,722 Coming in at number one, it's new, it's brilliant, 1174 01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:55,433 it's '"Never Ever" by All Saints. 1175 01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:58,728 [screaming with joy] [people applauding] 1176 01:04:59,354 --> 01:05:03,024 ["Never Ever" playing in background] 1177 01:05:05,777 --> 01:05:07,153 Whoa! 1178 01:05:07,612 --> 01:05:08,947 Come on! 1179 01:05:11,658 --> 01:05:12,659 [kissing] 1180 01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:14,953 - I can't believe it! - Well done, babe. 1181 01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:18,373 - You deserve it. - It'll be your turn next. 1182 01:05:20,875 --> 01:05:23,586 [man] Nicole, give us a few words! 1183 01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:30,009 Okay. Ahh, I just... 1184 01:05:30,802 --> 01:05:32,429 I can't believe we did it. 1185 01:05:32,637 --> 01:05:33,972 Number fucking one! 1186 01:05:34,139 --> 01:05:35,640 [crowd cheering] 1187 01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:37,600 To everyone who has supported us through the years, 1188 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,853 you're family, and we love you. 1189 01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:44,023 [cork popping] 1190 01:05:44,732 --> 01:05:46,818 And to my... 1191 01:05:47,652 --> 01:05:50,280 Ah, to my best friends... 1192 01:05:50,738 --> 01:05:52,574 Having a number one is amazing 1193 01:05:52,699 --> 01:05:54,909 and getting to celebrate it together is the best. 1194 01:05:55,076 --> 01:05:57,120 [Robbie VO] Liam Gallagher was the lead singer of Oasis, 1195 01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:59,038 the biggest band on the planet. 1196 01:05:59,205 --> 01:06:01,666 I'm in love with their songs. I'm in love with the lyrics. 1197 01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:04,377 I'm in love with how provocative they are. 1198 01:06:04,544 --> 01:06:05,837 I'm just totally in love with them, 1199 01:06:06,045 --> 01:06:07,881 and I want to be them. 1200 01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:10,383 Fame is a powerful aphrodisiac. 1201 01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:13,178 It means even ugly people can get laid. 1202 01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:16,431 Mind you, guitars do that, too. 1203 01:06:16,598 --> 01:06:17,891 What's all that about, then? 1204 01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:18,892 They got a number one. 1205 01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:20,810 Is that all? Fucking hell. 1206 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:22,687 If I or gas med every time I had a number one 1207 01:06:22,854 --> 01:06:24,147 I'd be fucking dry. 1208 01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:25,106 Yeah... 1209 01:06:25,815 --> 01:06:27,609 - You listen to this cunt? - Yeah! 1210 01:06:27,775 --> 01:06:30,028 Like he fucking knows what we're fucking talking about. 1211 01:06:30,195 --> 01:06:30,904 You want a number one, 1212 01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:32,697 you should've stayed Gary's back-up dancer. 1213 01:06:32,864 --> 01:06:34,449 [crowd laughing] 1214 01:06:34,616 --> 01:06:35,909 [Liam] Guess who's had the largest ever demand 1215 01:06:36,075 --> 01:06:38,453 for concert tickets in British history? 1216 01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:39,704 Me. 1217 01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:40,872 And the band-- 1218 01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:42,832 [Liam] Knebworth, right? 1219 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:45,543 125,000 fucking screaming cunts. 1220 01:06:45,752 --> 01:06:46,586 That's insane. 1221 01:06:46,794 --> 01:06:49,839 It's how you know you've made it, fucking knobhead. 1222 01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:52,717 [Robbie VO] Me and Liam wouldn't always be so cuddly. 1223 01:06:52,926 --> 01:06:56,054 Would anybody like to see me fight Liam? 1224 01:06:56,930 --> 01:06:57,889 [crowd cheering] 1225 01:06:58,056 --> 01:07:00,350 [Robbie] Liam, a hundred grand of your money - 1226 01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:01,809 a hundred grand of my money. 1227 01:07:01,976 --> 01:07:03,686 We'll get in the ring and we'll have a fight 1228 01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:05,563 and you can all watch it on TV. 1229 01:07:05,730 --> 01:07:07,148 What do you think about that? 1230 01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:09,943 Now are you going to do it or are you going to pussy out? 1231 01:07:10,109 --> 01:07:11,903 You fucking wimp! 1232 01:07:12,612 --> 01:07:13,571 [Robbie VO] Thankfully, 1233 01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:15,406 he wasn't in the country at the time. 1234 01:07:18,243 --> 01:07:19,619 Knebworth... 1235 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,412 [glass shattering] 1236 01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:23,248 Come on, let's go. This is shit. 1237 01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:27,085 - Nice chatting to you, Noel. - Fuck off, cunt. 1238 01:07:31,256 --> 01:07:34,092 [Liam] Hey twinkle toes, you coming or what? 1239 01:07:34,968 --> 01:07:36,344 Yeah... 1240 01:07:36,511 --> 01:07:37,804 Come on. 1241 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:43,601 [crowd exuberantly celebrating] 1242 01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:50,567 [keys jingling] [Robbie chuckling] 1243 01:07:52,527 --> 01:07:54,445 Good evening, Knebworth. 1244 01:07:54,988 --> 01:07:56,948 You all look gorgeous tonight. 1245 01:07:57,574 --> 01:07:59,576 Here's one from my new album. 1246 01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:01,452 Thank you very much. 1247 01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:04,664 [Nicole] Hiya. 1248 01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:08,167 Fuck me, aren't you Miss Number One 1249 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,628 of the United Kingdom Britain? 1250 01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:14,048 - Maybe. - [kissing] 1251 01:08:15,216 --> 01:08:16,718 And where did you end up? 1252 01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:19,012 I got kidnapped by Liam Gallagher. 1253 01:08:19,178 --> 01:08:20,430 Oh... 1254 01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:22,890 And you looked like you were having a good enough time. 1255 01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:30,481 Anyway, I was just trying to make sense of it. 1256 01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:32,734 Of what? 1257 01:08:34,277 --> 01:08:35,903 Never Ever. 1258 01:08:40,241 --> 01:08:43,077 You don't... What, you don't like our song? 1259 01:08:43,244 --> 01:08:46,664 It's fine. I mean, I'm not sure it's a number one but... 1260 01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:51,586 Well, people seem to like it. 1261 01:08:51,794 --> 01:08:53,254 It would be nice if my fiancé-- 1262 01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:58,885 Screaming, jumping around, making fucking speeches... 1263 01:08:59,177 --> 01:09:01,471 And all that bullshit about family. 1264 01:09:01,638 --> 01:09:04,474 It's not bullshit. It's everything to me. 1265 01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:05,516 Right. 1266 01:09:05,850 --> 01:09:07,727 So did you tell them that you gave up our family 1267 01:09:07,894 --> 01:09:09,312 to get that number one, then? 1268 01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:12,231 Nah... 1269 01:09:13,066 --> 01:09:15,818 I bet you left that bit out of your little speech, didn't you? 1270 01:09:21,824 --> 01:09:23,534 You're so fucking ugly when you're wasted. 1271 01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:25,286 Well, I'll be sober tomorrow. 1272 01:09:25,453 --> 01:09:26,996 Oh, and won't that be nice! 1273 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:30,625 I can't believe I had to tell everyone that you left tonight 1274 01:09:30,792 --> 01:09:32,043 because something important came up. 1275 01:09:32,210 --> 01:09:33,002 It did. 1276 01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:34,128 Getting fucked up with your mates? 1277 01:09:34,295 --> 01:09:36,297 At least they know how to write a proper number one. 1278 01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:38,132 Which is more than you can. 1279 01:09:38,299 --> 01:09:39,634 Scribbling lyrics in your little notebook, 1280 01:09:39,842 --> 01:09:41,427 but you're too scared to show them to anyone. 1281 01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:45,056 A number one and she's giving out the advice. 1282 01:09:45,223 --> 01:09:47,850 I didn't ask you to lie to your friends, because guess what, 1283 01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:50,103 I don't give a fuck what they think. 1284 01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:53,231 You give a fuck what everyone thinks, Rob. 1285 01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:56,442 That's all you give a fuck about. 1286 01:10:09,330 --> 01:10:10,915 [door slamming] 1287 01:10:15,586 --> 01:10:19,048 [television playing in background] 1288 01:10:19,674 --> 01:10:22,385 [people laughing] 1289 01:10:25,930 --> 01:10:27,640 We need crisps. 1290 01:10:29,016 --> 01:10:29,851 We're alright, Nan. 1291 01:10:30,017 --> 01:10:32,729 Well, I don't want you wasting away on me. 1292 01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:34,897 They don't have washing machines in London? 1293 01:10:35,106 --> 01:10:37,567 Yeah, but you do it with love. 1294 01:10:37,817 --> 01:10:38,860 Oh, you bugger. 1295 01:10:39,026 --> 01:10:41,362 You should come home more often, you know. 1296 01:10:41,529 --> 01:10:42,947 She's slowing down. 1297 01:10:43,114 --> 01:10:45,950 Rubbish. Nan'll outlive all of us. 1298 01:10:46,117 --> 01:10:48,119 Anyway, I'm about to be very busy. 1299 01:10:48,286 --> 01:10:49,162 I rang around 1300 01:10:49,328 --> 01:10:51,789 and I've got a meeting with a producer called Guy Chambers. 1301 01:10:52,957 --> 01:10:54,751 Nicole's got a number one. 1302 01:10:54,959 --> 01:10:57,211 Fucking Gary's got number ones, 1303 01:10:57,378 --> 01:10:59,756 and here I am turning into a farmyard animal. 1304 01:10:59,922 --> 01:11:02,592 I wouldn't change a hair on your head. 1305 01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:03,760 Bless you, Nan. 1306 01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:06,179 Now, I spoke to your dad. 1307 01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:08,139 Oh, that makes one of us. 1308 01:11:08,306 --> 01:11:09,807 It's been radio silence since I left the band. 1309 01:11:09,974 --> 01:11:12,393 He's agreed to see you again. 1310 01:11:12,602 --> 01:11:14,771 Agreed? What do you mean? 1311 01:11:14,937 --> 01:11:17,815 Well, to have your visit, on your school holidays. 1312 01:11:24,989 --> 01:11:27,200 He called me, remember? 1313 01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:28,659 He said it'd been too long. 1314 01:11:29,869 --> 01:11:30,912 He invited me. 1315 01:11:31,078 --> 01:11:33,998 Yes, that's right. I told him to. 1316 01:11:35,374 --> 01:11:36,959 [Betty] You see... 1317 01:11:39,253 --> 01:11:41,631 - [Betty] Oh, Jesus... - Oh, Betty. 1318 01:11:41,839 --> 01:11:43,299 [Janet] No, no, no, no... 1319 01:11:43,758 --> 01:11:46,427 [Betty crying] I'm so sorry... 1320 01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:48,846 No... 1321 01:11:49,055 --> 01:11:50,556 [Janet] It's alright... 1322 01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:52,517 Hey Nan, it's alright. 1323 01:11:53,726 --> 01:11:55,019 Come on. Don't cry. 1324 01:11:55,186 --> 01:11:56,813 It's alright... 1325 01:11:57,939 --> 01:11:59,857 [Janet] Shhh, Betty... 1326 01:12:00,274 --> 01:12:02,026 [Janet] It's alright, duck. 1327 01:12:02,193 --> 01:12:03,653 I'm sorry. 1328 01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:06,447 [Betty sobbing] 1329 01:12:07,156 --> 01:12:09,033 [Robbie rapping] ♪ My rhymes complex, yes! ♪ 1330 01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:11,702 ♪ You're just picking up giro cheques, bless ♪ 1331 01:12:11,869 --> 01:12:13,204 ♪ A whole life on the YTS ♪ 1332 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:15,706 ♪ I line up in a line of nine suspects ♪ 1333 01:12:15,873 --> 01:12:17,500 ♪ And I wine and dine the fine witness ♪ 1334 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:19,836 ♪ Then she reclines and resigns to my wish list ♪ 1335 01:12:20,002 --> 01:12:21,963 ♪ So I pop it out like the litmus test ♪ 1336 01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:23,798 ♪ And She's like, am I allowed to lick this yet-- ♪ 1337 01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:26,509 Okay, okay! Hang on, hang on. 1338 01:12:27,802 --> 01:12:30,847 Listen, I appreciate you coming over, 1339 01:12:31,013 --> 01:12:32,640 but this isn't going to work. 1340 01:12:32,849 --> 01:12:34,392 [Robbie VO] Guy Chambers. 1341 01:12:34,559 --> 01:12:37,186 Guy likes it when I talk about the holidays we shared, 1342 01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:40,314 and I like it when he agrees to let me sing our songs. 1343 01:12:40,481 --> 01:12:41,357 [Guy] You don't mind, do you? 1344 01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:43,276 [Robbie] So our lawyers had a chat... 1345 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,987 And here we are on a beach. 1346 01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,030 [Guy] Um, lower... 1347 01:12:48,406 --> 01:12:49,907 You've only heard half of them. 1348 01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:51,117 And they're all the same. 1349 01:12:51,284 --> 01:12:53,870 I can't even tell when one ends and the next one begins. 1350 01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:54,954 It's like you've written lyrics 1351 01:12:55,121 --> 01:12:56,998 you think other people want to hear. 1352 01:12:57,164 --> 01:12:58,207 I don't know... 1353 01:12:58,374 --> 01:12:59,959 That might be okay in a boy band ... 1354 01:13:00,459 --> 01:13:01,919 So you want me to get naked on the first date? 1355 01:13:02,128 --> 01:13:04,046 It's the only way this works. 1356 01:13:04,255 --> 01:13:07,049 Songs are only valuable if they cost you something. 1357 01:13:11,846 --> 01:13:14,473 Luckily, I'm always naked on the first date. 1358 01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:33,242 If you're going to laugh, do it on the inside, yeah? 1359 01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:36,037 I dent easily. 1360 01:13:38,664 --> 01:13:40,249 Can you give me a C? 1361 01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:42,627 [Guy playing chords] 1362 01:13:43,961 --> 01:13:45,838 [Robbie nervously singing] ♪ You can't ♪ 1363 01:13:46,005 --> 01:13:47,048 [whispering] Fuck me. 1364 01:13:47,214 --> 01:13:48,674 Better make it a B flat. 1365 01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:51,928 [Guy playing piano chords] 1366 01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:57,308 ♪ You can't manufacture a miracle ♪ 1367 01:13:57,475 --> 01:14:03,439 ♪ The silence was pitiful That day ♪ 1368 01:14:06,025 --> 01:14:10,363 ♪ And love is getting too cynical ♪ 1369 01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:16,619 ♪ Passion's just physical These days ♪ 1370 01:14:20,957 --> 01:14:31,801 ♪ You analyse everyone you meet But get no sign, loving kind ♪ 1371 01:14:33,844 --> 01:14:40,059 ♪ Every night you admit defeat and cry yourself blind ♪ 1372 01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:44,647 [clearing throat] Ah, this is the chorus. 1373 01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:50,111 ♪ If you can't wake up in the morning ♪ 1374 01:14:50,695 --> 01:14:55,241 ♪ 'Cause your bed lies vacant at night ♪ 1375 01:14:56,659 --> 01:15:02,623 ♪ If you're lost, hurt, tired or lonely ♪ 1376 01:15:02,790 --> 01:15:07,086 ♪ Something beautiful will come your way ♪ 1377 01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:08,671 And the second verse. 1378 01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:10,172 ♪ The DJ ♪ 1379 01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:11,882 No, no! Hang on, hang on. 1380 01:15:12,425 --> 01:15:15,219 We have to double the chorus or it'll sound crap. 1381 01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:17,304 What was that list? Lost... 1382 01:15:17,972 --> 01:15:19,473 ♪ ..hurt, tired or lonely... ♪ 1383 01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:22,143 Right, well, that's the hook. That's the gold. 1384 01:15:22,309 --> 01:15:23,978 The 'something beautiful' bit is cream on top. 1385 01:15:24,145 --> 01:15:24,645 You've got... 1386 01:15:24,812 --> 01:15:30,234 ♪ Lost, hurt, tired or lonely ♪ 1387 01:15:30,401 --> 01:15:34,030 [humming with piano] 1388 01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:37,199 [Guy] And then you repeat. You understand? 1389 01:15:37,408 --> 01:15:38,367 - Yeah. - Right. 1390 01:15:38,576 --> 01:15:39,577 Well, pick it up from the chorus, 1391 01:15:39,744 --> 01:15:41,579 and give it some welly. 1392 01:15:41,787 --> 01:15:44,790 Even if it's shit, you got to make it your shit. 1393 01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:48,753 [Guy] Two, three... 1394 01:15:48,961 --> 01:15:53,174 ♪ if you can't wake up in the morning ♪ 1395 01:15:53,758 --> 01:15:57,970 ♪ 'Cause your bed lies vacant at night ♪ 1396 01:15:59,138 --> 01:16:04,685 ♪ If you're lost, hurt, tired or lonely ♪ 1397 01:16:04,852 --> 01:16:08,564 ♪ Can't control it Try as you might ♪ 1398 01:16:08,773 --> 01:16:09,899 [Guy] There you go! 1399 01:16:10,107 --> 01:16:14,278 ♪ May you find that love that won't leave you ♪ 1400 01:16:15,154 --> 01:16:19,992 ♪ May you find it by the end of the day ♪ 1401 01:16:20,326 --> 01:16:25,873 ♪ You won't be lost, hurt, tired or lonely ♪ 1402 01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:30,294 ♪ Something beautiful will come your way ♪ 1403 01:16:30,419 --> 01:16:31,295 One more time. 1404 01:16:31,462 --> 01:16:37,802 ♪ Something beautiful will come your way ♪ 1405 01:16:43,182 --> 01:16:45,267 You're not as crap as I thought. 1406 01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:47,853 Thanks. 1407 01:16:48,437 --> 01:16:50,773 We need to clean it up a bit but it's a start. 1408 01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:53,359 Now, what else have you got in there? 1409 01:16:56,195 --> 01:16:59,782 And coming up we have a surprise guest in the studio. 1410 01:16:59,949 --> 01:17:02,743 It's none other than ex-Take That bad boy, 1411 01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:04,703 Robbie Williams! 1412 01:17:06,705 --> 01:17:09,166 [Robbie VO] Chris Briggs - manager to the stars. 1413 01:17:09,333 --> 01:17:11,418 Amazingly, he saw something in me... 1414 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:14,046 I mean, besides monstrous amounts of drugs and booze. 1415 01:17:14,213 --> 01:17:15,631 [Briggs] It'll be nice and intimate. 1416 01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:18,134 Fifty people or so - contest winners, 1417 01:17:18,259 --> 01:17:19,468 so they'll be super excited. 1418 01:17:19,677 --> 01:17:21,428 And just remember it's going out live, 1419 01:17:21,595 --> 01:17:22,930 so mind your 'shits' and 'fucks'. 1420 01:17:23,097 --> 01:17:25,474 You should start with a cover, something people recognise. 1421 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,601 We want them to recognise our songs. 1422 01:17:27,768 --> 01:17:30,396 And they will, but you have to woo them first. 1423 01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:31,772 You got to get me to Knebworth. 1424 01:17:31,939 --> 01:17:32,940 [Briggs] How about you get through this one 1425 01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:34,358 without giving yourself a heart attack? 1426 01:17:34,525 --> 01:17:36,527 Just get me there, alright? 1427 01:17:36,694 --> 01:17:38,612 [Briggs] Baby steps, mate. 1428 01:17:38,779 --> 01:17:41,323 Look, I know this isn't much of a gig, but 1429 01:17:41,532 --> 01:17:43,909 Oh, I don't know... Blackpool, Knebworth... Hi! 1430 01:17:44,076 --> 01:17:46,745 Plus, we need the air time. What've you got to lose? 1431 01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:48,622 I would've said my dignity 1432 01:17:48,831 --> 01:17:50,791 but Take That already stole it, so... 1433 01:17:54,712 --> 01:17:58,799 I mean it, Briggsy, I have got to play Knebworth. 1434 01:18:00,259 --> 01:18:01,594 Whatever it takes. 1435 01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:03,512 [Briggs] It'll take everything. 1436 01:18:04,722 --> 01:18:06,515 Sure you're ready for that? 1437 01:18:08,184 --> 01:18:09,810 [sharp inhale] 1438 01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:13,480 Then make every performance count. 1439 01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:18,777 Light 'em up. 1440 01:18:22,615 --> 01:18:24,700 One, two, three, four... 1441 01:18:24,867 --> 01:18:26,410 [Robbie singing "Land of 1 000 Dances"] 1442 01:18:26,577 --> 01:18:31,624 ♪ You got to know how to pony Like Bony Maronie ♪ 1443 01:18:31,832 --> 01:18:36,545 ♪ Do the mashed potato Do the alligator ♪ 1444 01:18:37,463 --> 01:18:42,676 ♪ Put your hands on your hips Let your backbone slip ♪ 1445 01:18:42,843 --> 01:18:47,348 ♪ Do the watusi Like my little Lucy ♪ 1446 01:18:48,098 --> 01:18:51,018 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1447 01:18:51,185 --> 01:18:52,645 [music distorting] 1448 01:18:52,811 --> 01:18:54,396 [Robbie's inner voice] You're going to die! 1449 01:18:54,605 --> 01:18:55,773 [radio reporter] You've left the safety of the band 1450 01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:57,191 and now you're going out on your own. 1451 01:18:57,358 --> 01:18:58,734 How does that feel? 1452 01:18:58,859 --> 01:19:00,110 [Robbie on radio] I couldn't be happier. 1453 01:19:00,277 --> 01:19:04,365 I'm finally free, you know, and this is only the beginning... 1454 01:19:04,531 --> 01:19:05,866 [Robbie] Come on! 1455 01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:09,787 [radio announcer] Well, the first punches have been thrown 1456 01:19:09,954 --> 01:19:11,830 and it's Gary Barlow at number one, 1457 01:19:11,997 --> 01:19:13,999 while Robbie's first album, "Life Thru A Lens" 1458 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:16,001 has debuted at number eleven. 1459 01:19:16,168 --> 01:19:17,586 Robbie's fate now rests 1460 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,838 on a national charm offensive tour... 1461 01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:23,509 [nightclub announcer] Lock up your daughters, 1462 01:19:23,717 --> 01:19:25,678 lock up your sons. 1463 01:19:25,886 --> 01:19:29,640 It's Robbie Williams! 1464 01:19:30,474 --> 01:19:32,518 [Robbie] You know what I need you to do! 1465 01:19:34,144 --> 01:19:35,521 One, two, three, four... 1466 01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:40,276 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1467 01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:44,697 ♪ Na-- ♪ [Robbie's inner voice] 1468 01:19:44,863 --> 01:19:48,409 I'm going to rip your fucking eyes out! 1469 01:19:50,327 --> 01:19:52,705 [TV interviewer] With his new album rocketing up the charts - 1470 01:19:52,913 --> 01:19:55,791 ladies and gentlemen, Robbie Williams! 1471 01:19:56,667 --> 01:19:59,336 [radio announcer] Please welcome, Robbie Williams. 1472 01:19:59,503 --> 01:20:00,337 [TV announcer] Robbie Williams, ladies and gentlemen... 1473 01:20:00,504 --> 01:20:03,007 [TV interviewer] He's an international rock star... 1474 01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:07,011 [Robbie] I wanna sing, godamnit! And I wanna dance. 1475 01:20:07,970 --> 01:20:09,263 [Robbie on radio] Being a pop star means 1476 01:20:09,430 --> 01:20:10,806 you can live all your fantasies. 1477 01:20:10,973 --> 01:20:13,517 I think it's what's known as the 'lucky bastard'. 1478 01:20:13,726 --> 01:20:15,394 Well, you know, being in a relationship means 1479 01:20:15,561 --> 01:20:17,146 I've put away me shagging boots, 1480 01:20:17,896 --> 01:20:19,690 but I know where the closet is. 1481 01:20:20,774 --> 01:20:24,903 ♪ Dance with me, honey Like long tall Sally ♪ 1482 01:20:26,363 --> 01:20:27,573 [Robbie on radio] You know the great thing is 1483 01:20:27,740 --> 01:20:29,908 I've actually arrive now, because back at home 1484 01:20:30,075 --> 01:20:31,618 I've been voted the 'Rear of the Year'. 1485 01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:34,079 [female reporter] Is that right! You gonna show us? 1486 01:20:34,246 --> 01:20:36,582 [male reporter] So it's fair to say you're box office, right? 1487 01:20:36,790 --> 01:20:38,292 [Robbie on TV] I'vegot me platinum disc 1488 01:20:38,459 --> 01:20:41,003 and then I'm getting a double platinum disc now. 1489 01:20:41,170 --> 01:20:43,422 It means I'm very famous. 1490 01:20:43,797 --> 01:20:47,968 ♪ One, two, na-na-na- na-na-na-na ♪ 1491 01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:49,762 [Robbie's inner voice] We are coming for you! 1492 01:20:49,928 --> 01:20:52,306 You haven't got ''it', you've got nothing! 1493 01:20:52,473 --> 01:20:53,891 [Robbie screaming] 1494 01:20:54,058 --> 01:20:56,560 [Robbie's inner voice] You are fucking dead! 1495 01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:00,939 [flash lights clicking] [people shouting] 1496 01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:05,277 Light 'em up! 1497 01:21:06,111 --> 01:21:10,240 [cacophony of sounds] 1498 01:21:12,493 --> 01:21:13,827 [crowd cheering] 1499 01:21:15,412 --> 01:21:17,247 Fuck off, the lot of ya! 1500 01:21:18,082 --> 01:21:20,793 [cacophony of sounds] 1501 01:21:22,086 --> 01:21:23,462 [retching] 1502 01:21:23,670 --> 01:21:25,339 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1503 01:21:25,506 --> 01:21:28,384 [awards presenter] And the winner is... Robbie Williams. 1504 01:21:28,550 --> 01:21:30,302 - [man] ...Robbie Williams! - [man] ...it's Robbie Williams! 1505 01:21:30,469 --> 01:21:32,388 [various voices] ...and the winner is Robbie Williams! 1506 01:21:32,554 --> 01:21:33,764 - [man] Robbie Williams... - [woman] Robbie Williams! 1507 01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:35,808 [woman] A perfect end to a great night 1508 01:21:35,974 --> 01:21:37,059 for Robbie Williams. 1509 01:21:37,267 --> 01:21:39,603 [footsteps] [distorted audio] 1510 01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:42,731 [Peter] I'm sure you all recognise this young man, 1511 01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:44,358 but did you know he had a famous father-- 1512 01:21:44,566 --> 01:21:45,776 No! 1513 01:21:45,943 --> 01:21:47,319 [Peter] If any of you lovely ladies want to come up 1514 01:21:47,486 --> 01:21:48,946 and sit on Santa's knee, 1515 01:21:49,113 --> 01:21:50,823 I'll see what I've got in my sack for you. 1516 01:21:50,989 --> 01:21:52,950 [Christmas carol playing] 1517 01:21:54,284 --> 01:21:55,244 Rob! ? 1518 01:21:56,036 --> 01:21:58,956 [cacophony of sounds] 1519 01:21:59,957 --> 01:22:01,333 Brrrr... 1520 01:22:02,292 --> 01:22:03,836 Light 'em up. 1521 01:22:04,753 --> 01:22:07,172 [deep breathing] 1522 01:22:07,923 --> 01:22:09,299 Whoa! 1523 01:22:09,550 --> 01:22:11,635 [Tom Jones] ♪ You gotta mash potato ♪ 1524 01:22:11,802 --> 01:22:13,762 [Robbie]♪ Do the alligator ♪ 1525 01:22:15,639 --> 01:22:18,225 [Robbie's inner voice] We're going to peel your skin off. 1526 01:22:18,392 --> 01:22:19,643 Slit your throat. 1527 01:22:19,810 --> 01:22:21,311 We are going to fucking murder you! 1528 01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:23,313 [Robbie screaming] 1529 01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:25,983 [Tom Jones singing] ♪ Long tall Sally... ♪ 1530 01:22:27,067 --> 01:22:29,361 [Tom Jones]♪ Jump back in the alley, baby ♪ 1531 01:22:30,362 --> 01:22:32,448 ♪ Put your hand on your hip ♪ 1532 01:22:33,115 --> 01:22:34,491 ♪ Let your backbone slip ♪ 1533 01:22:36,410 --> 01:22:38,996 [Tom Jones]♪ Oh, yeah... ♪ 1534 01:22:42,499 --> 01:22:44,543 ♪Yeah! ♪ 1535 01:22:44,710 --> 01:22:47,045 [music continues] [crowd roaring] 1536 01:22:47,212 --> 01:22:49,131 [Robbie's inner voice] Where are you going to run? 1537 01:22:49,298 --> 01:22:50,716 Where are you going to fucking hide? 1538 01:22:50,883 --> 01:22:52,676 You useless little prick! 1539 01:22:52,843 --> 01:22:54,636 You're going to die alone, you cunt! 1540 01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:55,888 You're fucking replaceable! 1541 01:22:56,054 --> 01:22:57,890 You can't escape this! 1542 01:22:58,056 --> 01:23:01,351 [making monkey noises] [hyperventilating] 1543 01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:11,778 [music concludes] [crowd roaring] 1544 01:23:11,945 --> 01:23:13,280 [Peter] Fan-bloody-tastic! 1545 01:23:13,447 --> 01:23:15,824 Listen to that. It's deafening. 1546 01:23:16,408 --> 01:23:17,826 [Peter] Oh thank you. I'm the dad. 1547 01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:19,495 Taught him everything he knows. 1548 01:23:19,620 --> 01:23:21,121 Peter Conway. 1549 01:23:21,455 --> 01:23:23,332 You know what Chris, entrances and exits. 1550 01:23:23,499 --> 01:23:25,042 No one cares about that stuff anymore. 1551 01:23:25,209 --> 01:23:29,004 But tonight, you outshone Tom Jones, lad! 1552 01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:32,257 Oh, look at him. Just another day at the office. 1553 01:23:32,424 --> 01:23:35,010 [Briggs] Well, this is going to knock your socks off. 1554 01:23:35,427 --> 01:23:37,471 Rob! Rob! 1555 01:23:37,638 --> 01:23:41,934 Guess who's playing Knebworth next summer? 1556 01:23:42,726 --> 01:23:43,727 [Peter chuckling] 1557 01:23:43,894 --> 01:23:45,437 Knebworth! 1558 01:23:46,271 --> 01:23:47,856 Wait till I tell the lads! 1559 01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:49,733 Hey, have you thought about a support act? 1560 01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:51,652 Now, I could do you a couple of numbers. 1561 01:23:51,818 --> 01:23:52,819 Four at most. 1562 01:23:53,028 --> 01:23:54,071 It's incredible. 1563 01:23:54,238 --> 01:23:56,782 [Briggs] It also comes with a new record deal. 1564 01:23:57,115 --> 01:23:58,534 It's obscene! 1565 01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:00,327 [Peter exclaiming] 1566 01:24:00,494 --> 01:24:03,705 Look at you! You're bullet-proof. 1567 01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:05,832 [Peter] Oh, I need a drink. 1568 01:24:05,999 --> 01:24:08,961 Look at this! Just what the doctor ordered. 1569 01:24:09,127 --> 01:24:10,879 [Briggs] Okay, I'll leave you to celebrate. 1570 01:24:11,046 --> 01:24:12,756 Congratulations. 1571 01:24:12,923 --> 01:24:14,383 Thanks, Chris. 1572 01:24:19,012 --> 01:24:20,681 Knebworth... 1573 01:24:22,599 --> 01:24:23,809 How does it feel? 1574 01:24:25,769 --> 01:24:26,937 Crippling. 1575 01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:29,898 It'll sink in. 1576 01:24:31,441 --> 01:24:33,569 It's like someone's picked sides for an after-school game 1577 01:24:33,735 --> 01:24:35,654 and it's all gone horribly, horribly wrong. 1578 01:24:37,906 --> 01:24:39,783 It's one against thousands. 1579 01:24:39,950 --> 01:24:42,536 [Peter] Bollocks! The audience loves ya. 1580 01:24:44,913 --> 01:24:46,123 I can't do it. 1581 01:24:47,958 --> 01:24:49,918 I can't carry Knebworth. 1582 01:24:50,586 --> 01:24:52,504 I'll be like a Iamb to the fucking slaughter, Dad. 1583 01:24:52,671 --> 01:24:55,007 - It's just stage fright. - You're not listening! 1584 01:24:55,173 --> 01:24:57,593 [Peter] It's normal. Okay? 1585 01:24:58,594 --> 01:25:00,804 You know what's always helped me? 1586 01:25:01,722 --> 01:25:03,724 A little bit of Dutch courage. 1587 01:25:04,308 --> 01:25:05,976 Don't I know it. 1588 01:25:09,354 --> 01:25:11,356 Dad, I'm sorry. Dad! 1589 01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:14,234 No one buys a ticket to hear your problems, son. 1590 01:25:15,485 --> 01:25:17,779 You wanna know why these people are gods? 1591 01:25:19,281 --> 01:25:22,159 Because they make other people's problems go away. 1592 01:25:23,702 --> 01:25:25,662 Dad, Dad, stay. Please! 1593 01:25:55,859 --> 01:25:58,487 [mobile phone ringing] 1594 01:26:10,123 --> 01:26:12,459 [screaming] 1595 01:26:14,586 --> 01:26:17,673 [phone continues ringing] 1596 01:26:21,343 --> 01:26:22,969 Whoa! 1597 01:26:24,513 --> 01:26:26,556 [giggling] 1598 01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:31,853 [Parkinson] He's been climbing the charts 1599 01:26:31,978 --> 01:26:32,979 -and conquering the world. - Here he is! 1600 01:26:33,146 --> 01:26:34,356 You ready? Here's daddy's best mate. 1601 01:26:34,523 --> 01:26:36,149 Ladies and gentlemen - Robbie Williams! 1602 01:26:37,442 --> 01:26:40,362 ["Parkinson" theme music playing] 1603 01:26:40,737 --> 01:26:42,030 [Parkinson] Well, it's been 1604 01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:45,200 a sudden change in fortune for you, has it not? 1605 01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:46,743 I mean, you're flying high. 1606 01:26:46,952 --> 01:26:48,120 Sober as a judge, Parky. 1607 01:26:48,286 --> 01:26:49,705 [audience laughing] 1608 01:26:49,871 --> 01:26:50,914 Sorry, I have to do this. 1609 01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:55,168 Look Nan, it's Parky! 1610 01:26:56,044 --> 01:27:00,674 Oh, Betty! It's Robert. 1611 01:27:00,841 --> 01:27:01,717 [Parkinson] Let's talk if we may 1612 01:27:01,883 --> 01:27:03,176 about this success you've been having. 1613 01:27:03,343 --> 01:27:04,720 I mean, it's not the first time, is it? 1614 01:27:04,886 --> 01:27:06,471 You've had it before with Take That. 1615 01:27:06,930 --> 01:27:09,975 Would you say that this is a different kind of success? 1616 01:27:10,392 --> 01:27:12,102 It means a great deal more to me now. 1617 01:27:12,269 --> 01:27:13,311 I'm about to perform 1618 01:27:13,478 --> 01:27:16,523 in front of a record crowd at Knebworth in a few weeks. 1619 01:27:16,690 --> 01:27:20,068 - [audience applauding] - No, no, stop it. It's nothing. 1620 01:27:20,277 --> 01:27:23,155 It's only the biggest music event in British history. 1621 01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:24,698 [audience cheering and applauding] 1622 01:27:24,865 --> 01:27:26,283 That's my boy. 1623 01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:28,910 But of course, Knebworth is not the only record 1624 01:27:29,077 --> 01:27:30,704 you've broken recently, is it? 1625 01:27:30,871 --> 01:27:33,915 There's the matter of your new deal with EMI - 1626 01:27:34,082 --> 01:27:35,709 eighty million pounds. 1627 01:27:35,917 --> 01:27:38,211 -How does that feel? - [Robbie] Ah, I don't know... 1628 01:27:39,379 --> 01:27:42,466 I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams! 1629 01:27:43,133 --> 01:27:44,593 [Robbie VO] I thought I was quoting that lady 1630 01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:46,303 who famously won the lottery. 1631 01:27:46,470 --> 01:27:48,972 But she said, "Spend, spend, spend." 1632 01:27:49,139 --> 01:27:50,682 So no one got it. 1633 01:27:50,974 --> 01:27:52,893 Mind you, I've said worse things in interviews... 1634 01:27:53,059 --> 01:27:55,562 [cameras clicking] [reporters shouting] 1635 01:27:55,771 --> 01:27:57,564 [man] How would you describe your time with Take That? 1636 01:27:57,773 --> 01:27:59,399 [Robbie] I was very fortunate to be in Take That... 1637 01:28:00,025 --> 01:28:02,235 ...and four out of the five Spice Girls. 1638 01:28:02,402 --> 01:28:04,446 - [laughing] - Posh said no, didn't she? 1639 01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:08,241 Now, you've connected with many women in the past-- 1640 01:28:08,408 --> 01:28:10,911 Oh, we're going to talk about my sex life. 1641 01:28:11,077 --> 01:28:12,954 Well, I suppose... 1642 01:28:13,580 --> 01:28:15,373 There's nothing to write home about. 1643 01:28:15,582 --> 01:28:18,460 Which is a shame 'cause Mum loves getting those letters. 1644 01:28:19,044 --> 01:28:21,630 [Nicole] Oh, I mean, how many flat tyres can you have? 1645 01:28:22,255 --> 01:28:24,674 Well, the second one we didn't even get out of the car. 1646 01:28:24,883 --> 01:28:26,802 There was no way Natalie was going to ruin her hair, 1647 01:28:27,010 --> 01:28:28,804 so they just jacked it up with us all inside. 1648 01:28:29,012 --> 01:28:29,930 [phone ringing] 1649 01:28:30,138 --> 01:28:31,932 - [Nicole] And the weather was-- - I'm just popping to the loo. 1650 01:28:32,098 --> 01:28:33,725 [Nicole] The weather was horrendous. 1651 01:28:34,226 --> 01:28:36,019 At least the sound was good... 1652 01:28:36,228 --> 01:28:37,687 My voice was tired though. 1653 01:28:37,854 --> 01:28:39,439 Probably because I wasn't sleeping. 1654 01:28:39,606 --> 01:28:42,025 Which is weird because the bed was insanely comfortable. 1655 01:28:42,192 --> 01:28:44,736 I even got the name of the mattress in case we wanted... 1656 01:28:45,529 --> 01:28:47,447 [Parkinson] But you're finally settling down? 1657 01:28:48,698 --> 01:28:49,991 [Robbie] I have to be a realist. 1658 01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:53,286 You know, we're both on tour a lot, 1659 01:28:53,870 --> 01:28:55,539 and it can be difficult, you know. 1660 01:28:56,414 --> 01:28:58,500 [Nicole quietly gasping] 1661 01:29:18,353 --> 01:29:20,939 [Parkinson] So tell me, what's it like for Robbie Williams 1662 01:29:21,147 --> 01:29:22,607 to be in love? 1663 01:29:24,776 --> 01:29:26,403 Well, that's difficult to... 1664 01:29:27,028 --> 01:29:28,446 ...um... 1665 01:29:30,532 --> 01:29:32,450 Flings are much easier. 1666 01:29:32,659 --> 01:29:34,202 [audience laughing] 1667 01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:40,417 [gentle tense music] 1668 01:29:41,543 --> 01:29:44,087 You make me feel so small ... 1669 01:29:44,838 --> 01:29:47,090 ...and I've hated you for it... 1670 01:29:47,507 --> 01:29:49,718 ...for making me feel so... 1671 01:29:51,511 --> 01:29:53,054 ...unnecessary. 1672 01:29:59,644 --> 01:30:02,522 [Nicole] The fucking awful things you do... 1673 01:30:05,191 --> 01:30:07,569 I thought you couldn't help it. 1674 01:30:13,158 --> 01:30:15,619 But you just don't want to. 1675 01:30:19,039 --> 01:30:21,625 And I can't help you anymore. 1676 01:30:22,042 --> 01:30:25,170 [gentle piano music] 1677 01:30:37,098 --> 01:30:38,975 [sighing] 1678 01:30:39,851 --> 01:30:41,144 Rob? 1679 01:30:45,148 --> 01:30:47,359 [water gurgling] 1680 01:30:49,194 --> 01:30:50,528 [Nicole] Rob? 1681 01:30:53,031 --> 01:30:55,033 Rob, please say something. 1682 01:30:57,202 --> 01:30:58,787 Babe... 1683 01:31:00,830 --> 01:31:03,166 [Nicole breathing raggedly] 1684 01:31:05,460 --> 01:31:06,962 [thudding] 1685 01:31:07,295 --> 01:31:08,254 [Robbie] Nic, please! 1686 01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:09,965 [Nicole] You're a fucking animal! 1687 01:31:10,131 --> 01:31:12,050 [Robbie] Babe, you need to calm down. 1688 01:31:12,217 --> 01:31:13,468 [Nicole] Don't tell me what I need. 1689 01:31:15,971 --> 01:31:17,931 - [Nicole] Get out! - [Robbie] I can fix it! 1690 01:31:18,098 --> 01:31:19,307 You're too fucking late! 1691 01:31:19,849 --> 01:31:22,310 [Robbie] But I love you! 1692 01:31:23,687 --> 01:31:28,024 ["Something Stupid" instrumental playing] 1693 01:31:34,698 --> 01:31:37,325 [music speeding up] [thudding] 1694 01:31:38,159 --> 01:31:40,537 [Briggs] Easy! Easy now. Come on. 1695 01:31:40,704 --> 01:31:42,330 [Robbie] Briggsy... 1696 01:31:42,497 --> 01:31:44,374 [Guy] Oh, what the fuck. 1697 01:31:44,582 --> 01:31:46,918 - He's alright. - Course I am! 1698 01:31:47,335 --> 01:31:48,586 [Guy] Shit! 1699 01:31:48,753 --> 01:31:50,338 [Guy] You should've said 'no' to this one. 1700 01:31:50,505 --> 01:31:51,464 [Briggs] To Top of the Pops? 1701 01:31:51,631 --> 01:31:53,258 You can't buy this kind of promotion. 1702 01:31:53,466 --> 01:31:55,010 [Guy] What's to promote? Knebworth's sold out. 1703 01:31:55,176 --> 01:31:56,011 [Briggs] The world tour. 1704 01:31:56,177 --> 01:31:57,053 [Robbie sniffing] 1705 01:31:57,178 --> 01:31:58,179 [Briggs] What, he just does Knebworth 1706 01:31:58,346 --> 01:31:59,305 and pops his feet up, does he? 1707 01:31:59,472 --> 01:32:00,557 You thought getting to the top was hard. 1708 01:32:00,765 --> 01:32:02,183 Try staying there. 1709 01:32:02,350 --> 01:32:03,309 [knocking on door] 1710 01:32:03,476 --> 01:32:05,437 - [woman] On in five. - [Briggs] Come on, you're up. 1711 01:32:06,062 --> 01:32:08,064 [mobile phone ringing] 1712 01:32:08,523 --> 01:32:10,066 Leave it. 1713 01:32:13,737 --> 01:32:15,572 Oh, it's a woman! 1714 01:32:16,156 --> 01:32:18,074 Hi Mum, I'm about to go on Top-- 1715 01:32:18,241 --> 01:32:19,159 [Janet on phone] Where have you been? 1716 01:32:19,325 --> 01:32:20,285 I've been trying to reach you-- 1717 01:32:20,493 --> 01:32:21,202 I know, I know, but listen, 1718 01:32:21,369 --> 01:32:22,370 I'll have to talk to you later, ducky head, 1719 01:32:22,579 --> 01:32:25,081 because my pianist, well he's accidentally shat himself, 1720 01:32:25,248 --> 01:32:26,291 and it's just a horror show-- 1721 01:32:26,458 --> 01:32:28,043 [Janet] It's your Nan. 1722 01:32:28,585 --> 01:32:30,754 She kept asking for ya. 1723 01:32:30,962 --> 01:32:33,256 I tried calling ya, but... 1724 01:32:34,799 --> 01:32:37,927 I'm so sorry, love... she's gone. 1725 01:32:42,223 --> 01:32:44,642 [Briggs] Come on, mate. Let's go. 1726 01:32:50,190 --> 01:32:53,401 [male chorus vocalising] 1727 01:32:56,905 --> 01:32:59,616 [Betty VO] Whoever pulls the sword out of the stone 1728 01:32:59,783 --> 01:33:02,452 gets to be the new King of England. 1729 01:33:03,161 --> 01:33:04,412 [TV presenter] He's here tonight to sing 1730 01:33:04,579 --> 01:33:07,290 what has become the unofficial national anthem. 1731 01:33:07,499 --> 01:33:10,919 It's the song on everyone's lips and in everyone's hearts. 1732 01:33:11,086 --> 01:33:14,506 Ladies and gentlemen, the ego has landed. 1733 01:33:14,714 --> 01:33:16,841 [Betty VO] So the next thing you know, 1734 01:33:17,008 --> 01:33:19,302 all the knights are straining... 1735 01:33:19,469 --> 01:33:22,555 [Betty exclaiming and laughing] 1736 01:33:22,722 --> 01:33:27,435 ...and turning red, but nobody could budge it. 1737 01:33:28,186 --> 01:33:31,147 So you can imagine how everyone laughed 1738 01:33:31,314 --> 01:33:34,359 when little Arthur stepped up for his turn. 1739 01:33:34,567 --> 01:33:38,446 Everyone, except Merlin. 1740 01:33:38,613 --> 01:33:42,033 Merlin just stroked his beard and whispered, 1741 01:33:43,284 --> 01:33:48,498 "Arthur, I know those sexy, muscular knights couldn't do it 1742 01:33:48,665 --> 01:33:51,417 "and you're just a little fart of a child 1743 01:33:51,584 --> 01:33:53,294 "with puny little arms. 1744 01:33:53,419 --> 01:33:56,965 "But I believe in you ." 1745 01:34:03,471 --> 01:34:06,307 ♪ I sit and wait ♪ 1746 01:34:07,100 --> 01:34:09,352 [rain pattering] 1747 01:34:17,068 --> 01:34:24,159 ♪ Does an angel contemplate my fate? ♪ 1748 01:34:26,619 --> 01:34:31,499 ♪ And do they know the places where we go ♪ 1749 01:34:32,333 --> 01:34:36,754 ♪ When we're grey and old? ♪ 1750 01:34:38,423 --> 01:34:41,885 ♪ 'Cause I have been told ♪ 1751 01:34:42,552 --> 01:34:49,601 ♪ That salvation lets their wings unfold ♪ 1752 01:34:52,020 --> 01:34:55,064 ♪ So when I'm lying in my bed ♪ 1753 01:34:56,065 --> 01:34:58,776 ♪ Thoughts running through my head ♪ 1754 01:34:59,402 --> 01:35:02,363 ♪ And I feel that love is dead ♪ 1755 01:35:03,323 --> 01:35:06,409 ♪ I'm loving angels instead ♪ 1756 01:35:06,576 --> 01:35:07,744 [crowd roaring and singing along] 1757 01:35:07,911 --> 01:35:13,708 ♪ And through it all she offers me protection ♪ 1758 01:35:13,875 --> 01:35:20,173 ♪ A lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong ♪ 1759 01:35:20,340 --> 01:35:26,554 ♪ And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me ♪ 1760 01:35:26,721 --> 01:35:30,016 ♪ I know that life won't break me ♪ 1761 01:35:30,183 --> 01:35:32,560 ♪ When I come to call ♪ 1762 01:35:33,561 --> 01:35:36,356 ♪ She won't forsake me ♪ 1763 01:35:38,524 --> 01:35:42,487 ♪ I'm loving angels instead ♪ 1764 01:35:45,448 --> 01:35:50,161 ["Angels" musical interlude] 1765 01:36:28,199 --> 01:36:30,576 [cameras clicking] [reporters all shouting] 1766 01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:36,916 ♪ And through it all she offers me protection ♪ 1767 01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:43,589 ♪ A lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong ♪ 1768 01:36:43,756 --> 01:36:49,887 ♪ And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me ♪ 1769 01:36:50,054 --> 01:36:52,724 ♪ I know that life won't break me ♪ 1770 01:36:52,890 --> 01:36:56,352 ♪ When I come to call ♪ 1771 01:36:56,853 --> 01:37:00,315 ♪ She won't forsake me ♪ 1772 01:37:01,899 --> 01:37:06,696 ♪ I'm loving angels instead ♪ 1773 01:37:13,745 --> 01:37:16,664 [Robbie screaming in rage] [TV shattering] 1774 01:37:19,417 --> 01:37:23,588 [cacophony of sounds] 1775 01:37:26,257 --> 01:37:28,843 [tense music rising] 1776 01:37:31,054 --> 01:37:34,474 [clattering and shattering] 1777 01:37:39,020 --> 01:37:43,107 [final strains of "Angels" playing gently] 1778 01:38:06,047 --> 01:38:07,632 [car engine stops] 1779 01:38:11,552 --> 01:38:13,554 [glass crunching] 1780 01:38:25,441 --> 01:38:27,318 They were out of salt and vinegar. 1781 01:38:28,486 --> 01:38:30,029 I don't want 'em. 1782 01:38:30,780 --> 01:38:31,739 Okay... 1783 01:38:36,285 --> 01:38:37,578 Ay, we should get the boys together. 1784 01:38:38,329 --> 01:38:40,748 Hey? Have a little knees up before your concert tomorrow. 1785 01:38:40,998 --> 01:38:42,417 It'd do you good. 1786 01:38:42,583 --> 01:38:43,668 I can't face it. 1787 01:38:47,755 --> 01:38:49,090 Zip me up. 1788 01:38:50,675 --> 01:38:52,718 Fucking hell. What time's lift off? 1789 01:38:52,885 --> 01:38:54,762 - It helps hide the fat. - Oh yeah. 1790 01:38:58,099 --> 01:39:00,309 You've no idea what it takes to get up there. 1791 01:39:00,476 --> 01:39:02,728 - I can't sleep. - [machine whirring] 1792 01:39:02,895 --> 01:39:03,938 My back's fucked. 1793 01:39:04,147 --> 01:39:06,524 Yeah, but once you're up there you're smashing it, so... 1794 01:39:06,691 --> 01:39:09,485 See, that fucks me right off when people say that. 1795 01:39:13,948 --> 01:39:15,908 Being up there's the worst bit. 1796 01:39:17,493 --> 01:39:19,370 Pays alright, though. 1797 01:39:20,496 --> 01:39:22,081 Fuck... 1798 01:39:25,042 --> 01:39:27,128 You don't understand. 1799 01:39:27,795 --> 01:39:29,922 [inhaling] 1800 01:39:30,631 --> 01:39:31,674 [Robbie clearing throat] 1801 01:39:31,841 --> 01:39:34,051 [Nate] No, no, I don't understand. 1802 01:39:36,262 --> 01:39:37,597 But at least I'm trying. 1803 01:39:38,764 --> 01:39:39,974 You know all I wanted, 1804 01:39:40,099 --> 01:39:43,352 was for you to ask me, just once, how I'm doing... 1805 01:39:44,687 --> 01:39:47,064 You know, with work, and my little girl. 1806 01:39:47,231 --> 01:39:53,237 I'm about to walk out to 125,000 people! 1807 01:39:53,654 --> 01:39:56,657 You've got no fucking idea what that feels like. 1808 01:39:56,824 --> 01:39:58,993 Yeah and you've no idea that I earn in a month 1809 01:39:59,160 --> 01:40:01,454 what you fucking snort in a minute... 1810 01:40:01,579 --> 01:40:04,415 Or that Kayleigh's shacked up with some fucking butcher, 1811 01:40:04,624 --> 01:40:05,750 and so I'm living in an estate 1812 01:40:05,917 --> 01:40:07,293 surrounded by fucking psychopaths! 1813 01:40:07,460 --> 01:40:08,961 Or that I only get to see my kid 1814 01:40:09,128 --> 01:40:10,963 for two hours every fortnight or-- 1815 01:40:11,130 --> 01:40:11,964 So you need money? 1816 01:40:12,131 --> 01:40:13,090 [Nate] Fucking hell! 1817 01:40:13,257 --> 01:40:14,634 You know, jealousy don't suit you, Nate. 1818 01:40:14,800 --> 01:40:16,928 Jealousy? Are you fucking kidding? 1819 01:40:17,553 --> 01:40:19,722 Alright, yeah, I might have close to fuck all, 1820 01:40:19,889 --> 01:40:22,850 but you, you have fucking nothing! 1821 01:40:23,476 --> 01:40:25,686 And this coming from you - 1822 01:40:25,853 --> 01:40:29,065 a nothing, nobody cunt! 1823 01:40:30,483 --> 01:40:32,485 You know the difference between me and you, Nate? 1824 01:40:32,693 --> 01:40:35,112 It's not my money, it's not your kid. 1825 01:40:35,279 --> 01:40:37,698 It's the fact that I had the fucking balls 1826 01:40:37,949 --> 01:40:40,618 to make something of myself. 1827 01:40:41,827 --> 01:40:44,247 [machine whirring continues] 1828 01:40:45,790 --> 01:40:47,250 [scoffing] 1829 01:40:51,254 --> 01:40:52,797 Yeah... 1830 01:40:53,089 --> 01:40:54,799 You bought a ticket to the dream, 1831 01:40:55,633 --> 01:40:57,969 and the dream came true, and ... 1832 01:40:58,970 --> 01:41:01,514 Yeah, fuck it, I am, I'm jealous of that. 1833 01:41:02,431 --> 01:41:04,475 But you can keep the fucking rest. 1834 01:41:13,484 --> 01:41:16,696 [machine whirring] 1835 01:41:21,158 --> 01:41:22,785 [air releasing] 1836 01:41:22,952 --> 01:41:24,829 [Robbie] Nate! Nate! 1837 01:41:24,996 --> 01:41:27,206 - [Robbie] Nate! - [car accelerating] 1838 01:41:27,790 --> 01:41:30,001 Fuck! 1839 01:41:30,459 --> 01:41:32,336 [banging and screaming] 1840 01:41:33,838 --> 01:41:36,090 [birds calling] 1841 01:41:36,924 --> 01:41:41,679 [Peter singing] ♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪ 1842 01:41:41,929 --> 01:41:45,975 ♪ Somewhere waiting for me ♪ 1843 01:41:46,934 --> 01:41:52,023 ♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪ 1844 01:41:52,189 --> 01:41:58,613 ♪ And watches the ships that go sailing ♪ 1845 01:42:01,115 --> 01:42:03,367 And the crowd goes mild! 1846 01:42:06,495 --> 01:42:08,497 Time to get ready, youth. 1847 01:42:09,248 --> 01:42:11,459 We're going by helicopter and all ... 1848 01:42:14,211 --> 01:42:15,713 Youth! 1849 01:42:18,049 --> 01:42:20,509 Oh, Jesus Christ! 1850 01:42:25,556 --> 01:42:27,516 [Peter groaning] 1851 01:42:33,856 --> 01:42:36,233 [birds calling] 1852 01:42:38,653 --> 01:42:39,862 Youth! 1853 01:42:40,279 --> 01:42:42,198 [exclaiming] 1854 01:42:42,865 --> 01:42:44,825 [Robbie chuckling] 1855 01:42:45,993 --> 01:42:49,997 [Peter] You bastard! I thought you'd passed out. 1856 01:42:50,498 --> 01:42:54,794 I have waited my whole life for you to step up, 1857 01:42:54,960 --> 01:42:59,215 [chuckling] and all it took was booking the biggest concert 1858 01:42:59,340 --> 01:43:00,925 in British history. 1859 01:43:01,092 --> 01:43:02,843 What're you going on about? 1860 01:43:03,302 --> 01:43:04,637 When you left us 1861 01:43:04,804 --> 01:43:06,555 Where's all this coming from? 1862 01:43:06,722 --> 01:43:11,769 All those years I thought, he's just sorting himself out. 1863 01:43:12,812 --> 01:43:17,608 He'll miss me so much and he'll come back. 1864 01:43:18,359 --> 01:43:19,902 Yeah, and I did. 1865 01:43:20,403 --> 01:43:21,612 Yeah... 1866 01:43:23,406 --> 01:43:25,032 'Cause Nan made you. 1867 01:43:29,078 --> 01:43:31,414 I didn't leave you with nothing, though, did I? 1868 01:43:32,039 --> 01:43:33,749 Where do you think your talent comes from? 1869 01:43:33,916 --> 01:43:35,292 Jesus Christ. 1870 01:43:35,459 --> 01:43:37,044 You've forgotten how fucking lucky you are, 1871 01:43:37,253 --> 01:43:38,629 that's your problem. 1872 01:43:39,046 --> 01:43:40,798 It's a privilege to do what we do. 1873 01:43:43,175 --> 01:43:44,552 What we do? 1874 01:43:45,136 --> 01:43:46,887 You live in a caravan. 1875 01:43:47,054 --> 01:43:49,807 You perform to fifteen fucking people a night. 1876 01:43:49,974 --> 01:43:52,685 And I love every second of it. 1877 01:43:52,893 --> 01:43:55,229 And I don't need pills to get me through. 1878 01:43:55,396 --> 01:43:56,731 [quietly] Fucking hell ... 1879 01:43:56,897 --> 01:43:58,482 Sure, I'd give anything to play to a big crowd. 1880 01:43:58,649 --> 01:43:59,817 Of course I would! 1881 01:44:00,276 --> 01:44:02,403 But if I only ever played to one person 1882 01:44:02,570 --> 01:44:03,529 for the rest of my life, 1883 01:44:03,696 --> 01:44:06,574 I'd be happy giving them everything I've got. 1884 01:44:08,367 --> 01:44:10,953 Unless that person was me though, right? 1885 01:44:11,120 --> 01:44:14,206 Really? Who's been cheering you on from the wings, hey? 1886 01:44:15,875 --> 01:44:19,378 Who was it who stopped ya from ruining your career? 1887 01:44:19,879 --> 01:44:21,338 There wouldn't be a Robbie Williams 1888 01:44:21,547 --> 01:44:23,257 if it wasn't for me. 1889 01:44:26,093 --> 01:44:29,138 You've always been there for Robbie Williams, Dad. 1890 01:44:33,058 --> 01:44:35,686 Why couldn't you just be there for Robert? 1891 01:44:46,155 --> 01:44:48,824 [Robbie] You off to watch the football then, yeah? 1892 01:44:50,659 --> 01:44:52,161 Nice one. 1893 01:44:53,996 --> 01:44:56,123 I'll see you in six years! 1894 01:44:58,876 --> 01:45:00,419 [shouting] You don't have it. 1895 01:45:02,838 --> 01:45:05,466 That's why you never made it! 1896 01:45:07,259 --> 01:45:12,765 Not as a husband, not as a father, not as anything! 1897 01:45:13,349 --> 01:45:16,018 [helicopter blades rotating] 1898 01:45:16,769 --> 01:45:20,105 Peter Conway doesn't fucking have it! 1899 01:45:24,652 --> 01:45:27,655 [helicopter blades loudly rotating] 1900 01:45:31,951 --> 01:45:34,954 [wind blowing] 1901 01:45:35,579 --> 01:45:36,872 [screaming loudly] 1902 01:45:37,706 --> 01:45:40,668 [breathing deeply] 1903 01:45:41,836 --> 01:45:44,797 [Robbie whispering] Everything has come down to this. 1904 01:45:46,882 --> 01:45:48,759 They've come for me. 1905 01:45:50,302 --> 01:45:52,680 And I'm going to die out there. 1906 01:45:55,266 --> 01:45:57,268 This is the end. 1907 01:45:57,601 --> 01:46:00,604 [doors opening] [grand music playing] 1908 01:46:06,819 --> 01:46:10,364 [epic orchestral music rising] [crowd roaring] 1909 01:46:41,145 --> 01:46:43,105 Light 'em up. 1910 01:46:46,775 --> 01:46:50,154 [intro to "Let Me Entertain You" playing] 1911 01:46:57,620 --> 01:46:58,996 Robbie! 1912 01:46:59,163 --> 01:47:00,539 ♪ Hell is gone and heaven's here ♪ 1913 01:47:00,706 --> 01:47:02,458 ♪ There's nothing left for you to fear ♪ 1914 01:47:02,666 --> 01:47:05,419 ♪ Shake your ass, come over here, now scream ♪ 1915 01:47:05,628 --> 01:47:06,795 [crowd screaming] 1916 01:47:06,962 --> 01:47:10,299 ♪ I'm a burning effigy of everything I used to be ♪ 1917 01:47:10,466 --> 01:47:13,427 ♪ You're my rock of empathy, my dear ♪ 1918 01:47:13,594 --> 01:47:19,516 ♪ So come on let me entertain you ♪ 1919 01:47:21,977 --> 01:47:27,149 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 1920 01:47:29,818 --> 01:47:31,487 ♪ Life's too short for you to die ♪ 1921 01:47:31,654 --> 01:47:33,614 ♪ So grab yourself an alibi ♪ 1922 01:47:33,739 --> 01:47:36,492 ♪ Heaven knows your mother lied, mon Cher ♪ 1923 01:47:37,284 --> 01:47:39,161 ♪ Separate your right from wrongs ♪ 1924 01:47:39,328 --> 01:47:41,246 ♪ Come and sing a different song ♪ 1925 01:47:41,413 --> 01:47:44,166 ♪ The kettle's on, so don't be long, mon Cher ♪ 1926 01:47:44,375 --> 01:47:50,506 ♪ So come on let me entertain you ♪ 1927 01:47:53,008 --> 01:47:57,972 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 1928 01:48:01,308 --> 01:48:03,143 Good evening, Knebworth. 1929 01:48:03,352 --> 01:48:05,229 [crowd roaring] 1930 01:48:05,521 --> 01:48:07,648 My name is Robbie Williams, 1931 01:48:09,274 --> 01:48:10,859 this is my band, 1932 01:48:11,068 --> 01:48:15,072 and for the next two hours your arse is mine! 1933 01:48:16,240 --> 01:48:17,992 ♪ Look me up in the yellow pages ♪ 1934 01:48:18,158 --> 01:48:20,035 ♪ I will be your rock of ages ♪ 1935 01:48:20,202 --> 01:48:21,954 ♪ See-through fads and your crazy phases ♪ 1936 01:48:23,747 --> 01:48:25,499 ♪ Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep ♪ 1937 01:48:25,708 --> 01:48:27,668 ♪ Popped a pill and fell asleep... ♪ 1938 01:48:27,835 --> 01:48:29,336 [Robbie's inner voice] We're going to slaughter you. 1939 01:48:29,503 --> 01:48:31,463 You're fucking useless! 1940 01:48:31,630 --> 01:48:35,009 ♪ Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned ♪ 1941 01:48:35,175 --> 01:48:38,804 ♪ But we're the generation that's got to be heard ♪ 1942 01:48:38,971 --> 01:48:40,764 ♪ You're tired of your teachers... ♪ 1943 01:48:40,931 --> 01:48:43,100 [Robbie's inner voice] You've got nowhere to go! 1944 01:48:43,267 --> 01:48:46,603 Do everyone a favour, and fucking end it! 1945 01:48:46,979 --> 01:48:50,024 Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! 1946 01:48:50,733 --> 01:48:53,610 [crowd roaring] 1947 01:48:54,445 --> 01:48:59,199 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 1948 01:49:00,034 --> 01:49:01,076 [metal scraping] 1949 01:49:01,994 --> 01:49:04,580 [Robbie's inner voice] There's only one way out! 1950 01:49:04,788 --> 01:49:07,166 You don't deserve to fucking live. 1951 01:49:07,332 --> 01:49:08,584 You will never be enough! 1952 01:49:08,792 --> 01:49:09,877 [screaming] 1953 01:49:10,210 --> 01:49:13,338 ♪ He may be good He may be out of sight ♪ 1954 01:49:13,547 --> 01:49:17,217 ♪ But he can't be here So come around tonight ♪ 1955 01:49:17,384 --> 01:49:20,888 ♪ Here is the place where the feeling grows ♪ 1956 01:49:21,055 --> 01:49:23,599 ♪ You gotta get high before you... ♪ 1957 01:49:23,766 --> 01:49:25,851 [Robbie screaming loudly] 1958 01:49:26,018 --> 01:49:29,271 [thudding and metal clanging] 1959 01:49:32,983 --> 01:49:38,030 [backup singers] ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 1960 01:49:40,699 --> 01:49:46,163 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 1961 01:49:48,499 --> 01:49:50,084 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1962 01:49:50,250 --> 01:49:51,960 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1963 01:49:52,127 --> 01:49:55,089 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1964 01:49:56,256 --> 01:49:57,925 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1965 01:49:58,092 --> 01:49:59,927 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1966 01:50:00,094 --> 01:50:02,471 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1967 01:50:02,805 --> 01:50:04,973 [monkeys roaring] 1968 01:50:07,434 --> 01:50:08,685 [child monkey] No, no, noooo! 1969 01:50:10,437 --> 01:50:13,857 [groaning and moaning] 1970 01:50:14,525 --> 01:50:16,652 [ragged final breathe] 1971 01:50:17,111 --> 01:50:19,154 [music finishes] [wind howling] 1972 01:50:19,321 --> 01:50:21,448 [Robbie whimpering] 1973 01:50:24,493 --> 01:50:27,454 [distant singing]♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1974 01:50:28,997 --> 01:50:31,250 [growing louder]♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1975 01:50:31,458 --> 01:50:33,335 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1976 01:50:33,502 --> 01:50:35,963 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1977 01:50:36,880 --> 01:50:38,465 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1978 01:50:38,632 --> 01:50:40,717 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1979 01:50:40,884 --> 01:50:43,720 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1980 01:50:44,346 --> 01:50:46,515 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1981 01:50:46,682 --> 01:50:48,642 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1982 01:50:48,809 --> 01:50:52,104 [both singing]♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1983 01:50:56,650 --> 01:50:59,069 - [silence] - [Robbie gasping] 1984 01:51:03,115 --> 01:51:05,450 [blood splattering] [heavy breathing] 1985 01:51:10,914 --> 01:51:13,125 [birds calling] 1986 01:51:23,385 --> 01:51:26,680 [Robbie singing in a whisper] ♪ Send someone to love me ♪ 1987 01:51:30,350 --> 01:51:33,812 ♪ I need to rest in arms ♪ 1988 01:51:39,860 --> 01:51:43,030 ♪ Keep me safe from harm ♪ 1989 01:51:46,533 --> 01:51:48,619 ♪ In pouring rain ♪ 1990 01:52:01,798 --> 01:52:04,134 ♪ As my soul ♪ 1991 01:52:07,179 --> 01:52:10,307 ♪ Heals the shame ♪ 1992 01:52:13,602 --> 01:52:20,150 ♪ I will grow through this pain ♪ 1993 01:52:24,404 --> 01:52:29,910 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪ 1994 01:52:35,707 --> 01:52:40,379 [orchestral intro to "Better Man" playing] 1995 01:52:42,923 --> 01:52:45,259 [sniffing] 1996 01:53:06,363 --> 01:53:08,031 [sniffing] 1997 01:53:12,119 --> 01:53:15,289 ♪ Send someone to love me ♪ 1998 01:53:16,123 --> 01:53:19,293 ♪ I need to rest in arms ♪ 1999 01:53:20,294 --> 01:53:22,963 ♪ Keep me safe from harm ♪ 2000 01:53:23,797 --> 01:53:27,009 ♪ In pouring rain ♪ 2001 01:53:27,968 --> 01:53:30,971 ♪ Give me endless summer ♪ 2002 01:53:32,055 --> 01:53:34,725 ♪ Lord, I fear the cold ♪ 2003 01:53:36,560 --> 01:53:42,566 ♪ Feel I'm getting old Before my time 2004 01:53:44,526 --> 01:53:51,450 ♪ As my soul heals the shame ♪ 2005 01:53:52,743 --> 01:53:58,790 ♪ I will grow through this pain ♪ 2006 01:54:00,208 --> 01:54:06,590 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪ 2007 01:54:06,757 --> 01:54:07,924 [woman] I lost the house. 2008 01:54:09,384 --> 01:54:12,179 The worst thing was I lost the ability to care. 2009 01:54:15,891 --> 01:54:18,185 You're next, if you want to share. 2010 01:54:23,273 --> 01:54:25,567 I feel a bit stupid to be honest. 2011 01:54:29,488 --> 01:54:32,324 I'm just a chav that got everything they ever wanted. 2012 01:54:35,077 --> 01:54:37,454 It's a bit fucking embarrassing to be frank. 2013 01:54:40,957 --> 01:54:43,710 I was taught that fame would solve everything. 2014 01:54:46,380 --> 01:54:48,715 But fame's got fuck all to do with me. 2015 01:54:49,466 --> 01:54:52,010 It's about acting out everyone else's fantasies. 2016 01:54:52,719 --> 01:54:56,765 The shagging, the boozing, the showing your bollocks on TV 2017 01:54:56,932 --> 01:54:58,475 and people cheering you for it. 2018 01:54:59,601 --> 01:55:01,520 Fame looks good in a photo. 2019 01:55:05,315 --> 01:55:08,944 They say your life freezes at the age you become famous. 2020 01:55:10,737 --> 01:55:12,614 So I am fifteen. 2021 01:55:14,866 --> 01:55:16,535 I'm stunted. 2022 01:55:18,328 --> 01:55:20,122 I'm unevolved. 2023 01:55:22,624 --> 01:55:25,252 And that's why I'm always like, Oh it's okay, 2024 01:55:25,419 --> 01:55:27,379 "I think I'm a cunt. I'm fine with it." 2025 01:55:27,754 --> 01:55:30,006 So I get in there before you do. 2026 01:55:32,676 --> 01:55:35,720 And I fucking hate myself for it. 2027 01:55:41,059 --> 01:55:44,896 Sometimes it's a curse to get everything we want. 2028 01:55:45,313 --> 01:55:47,524 Repairing close relationships 2029 01:55:47,691 --> 01:55:51,361 is a good first step to repairing ourselves. 2030 01:55:58,160 --> 01:56:00,078 [buzzing] 2031 01:56:04,499 --> 01:56:08,003 ♪ Go easy on my conscience ♪ 2032 01:56:08,795 --> 01:56:11,673 ♪ 'Cause it's not my fault ♪ 2033 01:56:12,841 --> 01:56:19,014 ♪ I know I've been taught To take the blame ♪ 2034 01:56:21,683 --> 01:56:25,353 [orchestral choral music] 2035 01:56:36,031 --> 01:56:42,662 ♪ As my soul heals the shame ♪ 2036 01:56:44,331 --> 01:56:50,003 ♪ I will grow through this pain ♪ 2037 01:56:51,838 --> 01:56:58,053 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪ 2038 01:57:04,017 --> 01:57:05,852 [bottle clinking] 2039 01:57:06,853 --> 01:57:09,272 [car approaching] 2040 01:57:30,794 --> 01:57:33,380 [engine starting] 2041 01:57:35,423 --> 01:57:38,051 [gentle orchestral music] 2042 01:57:43,139 --> 01:57:49,187 ♪ Give me endless summer Lord, I fear the cold ♪ 2043 01:57:49,688 --> 01:57:52,983 [Nicole chattering] 2044 01:58:01,950 --> 01:58:07,289 ♪ I will grow through this pain ♪ 2045 01:58:07,998 --> 01:58:12,335 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪ 2046 01:58:15,922 --> 01:58:19,634 [uplifting orchestral music] 2047 01:58:26,182 --> 01:58:34,274 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can to be a better man ♪ 2048 01:58:38,194 --> 01:58:40,488 ♪ To be a better man ♪ 2049 01:58:44,242 --> 01:58:49,080 ♪ To be a better man ♪ 2050 01:58:49,664 --> 01:58:52,334 [The Two Ronnies playing on TV] 2051 01:58:53,960 --> 01:58:55,754 [Robbie laughing] 2052 01:58:59,799 --> 01:59:03,136 [Robbie] Good evening, folks. Good evening, you slags. 2053 01:59:03,303 --> 01:59:04,888 No, good evening, folks. 2054 01:59:05,055 --> 01:59:07,891 So, who is Robbie Williams? 2055 01:59:08,058 --> 01:59:09,851 Well, I've been called many things - 2056 01:59:10,018 --> 01:59:12,937 narcissistic, punchable, shit-eating twat. 2057 01:59:13,104 --> 01:59:14,898 But while I'm all those things, 2058 01:59:15,065 --> 01:59:17,734 I want to show you how I really see myself. 2059 01:59:17,859 --> 01:59:20,153 So sit back, relax, 2060 01:59:20,320 --> 01:59:23,907 while I give you a right fucking entertaining. 2061 01:59:26,993 --> 01:59:31,373 So, the story starts... 2062 01:59:43,176 --> 01:59:47,555 [orchestral version of "Feel" playing] 2063 02:00:06,032 --> 02:00:09,202 This is the last song of the evening. 2064 02:00:09,369 --> 02:00:11,246 [audience aahing] 2065 02:00:11,413 --> 02:00:12,747 It's sadder than that. 2066 02:00:12,914 --> 02:00:14,582 [audience aahing louder] 2067 02:00:14,749 --> 02:00:16,543 It's much sadder than that. 2068 02:00:16,710 --> 02:00:17,836 [audience laughing] 2069 02:00:18,002 --> 02:00:20,171 Thank you for being a wonderful audience tonight 2070 02:00:20,380 --> 02:00:22,382 and making my dream come true. 2071 02:00:22,549 --> 02:00:24,050 [applauding] 2072 02:00:27,011 --> 02:00:29,222 I want to thank my mum - 2073 02:00:30,140 --> 02:00:32,851 for being there when I needed ya - 2074 02:00:33,601 --> 02:00:35,270 always. 2075 02:00:35,478 --> 02:00:37,105 I love you. 2076 02:00:47,574 --> 02:00:49,784 - [intro to "My Way" playing] - [audience applauding] 2077 02:00:49,951 --> 02:00:51,077 You guessed it, folks! 2078 02:00:53,371 --> 02:00:57,375 ♪ And now, the end is near ♪ 2079 02:00:57,542 --> 02:00:58,626 If you know the words, sing up. 2080 02:00:58,793 --> 02:01:00,003 If you don't, shut up, it'll sound crap. 2081 02:01:00,170 --> 02:01:01,838 [audience laughing] 2082 02:01:02,130 --> 02:01:04,966 ♪ ...the final curtain ♪ 2083 02:01:06,092 --> 02:01:11,306 ♪ My friends I'll say it clear ♪ 2084 02:01:11,514 --> 02:01:17,187 ♪ And state my case On which I'm certain ♪ 2085 02:01:17,353 --> 02:01:18,897 [woman] Love you, Robbie. 2086 02:01:19,063 --> 02:01:23,359 ♪ I've lived a life that's full ♪ 2087 02:01:24,402 --> 02:01:29,699 ♪ I've travelled each and every highway ♪ 2088 02:01:29,866 --> 02:01:31,075 Come on... 2089 02:01:31,284 --> 02:01:33,828 ♪ And more...Everybody! 2090 02:01:33,995 --> 02:01:36,164 [audience] ♪ Much more than this ♪ 2091 02:01:36,331 --> 02:01:42,295 ♪ I did it my way ♪ 2092 02:01:43,922 --> 02:01:45,632 Now, I couldn't finish the show 2093 02:01:45,840 --> 02:01:48,426 without mentioning someone else here tonight. 2094 02:01:49,177 --> 02:01:51,846 I share a lot of the same mannerisms as this person. 2095 02:01:52,055 --> 02:01:54,224 People say I sing a bit like him too. 2096 02:01:55,809 --> 02:01:57,018 He's made me who I am - 2097 02:01:57,185 --> 02:02:00,814 all the good things and a touch of the bad. 2098 02:02:01,564 --> 02:02:03,858 And I wouldn't be where I am without him. 2099 02:02:04,484 --> 02:02:06,402 We haven't performed together for... 2100 02:02:07,403 --> 02:02:09,197 ...twenty five years. 2101 02:02:11,241 --> 02:02:14,118 But I've wanted to every day since. 2102 02:02:14,911 --> 02:02:17,330 Please welcome to the stage... 2103 02:02:18,164 --> 02:02:19,916 ...my dad. 2104 02:02:20,083 --> 02:02:22,585 [audience applauding] 2105 02:02:34,722 --> 02:02:38,184 [uplifting music] 2106 02:02:39,769 --> 02:02:40,937 [Peter] Thank you very much. 2107 02:02:41,729 --> 02:02:44,482 What do you think, youth, shall we light 'em up? 2108 02:02:46,109 --> 02:02:47,902 Tell it like it is, Dad. 2109 02:02:50,738 --> 02:02:55,660 ♪ Regrets, I've had a few ♪ 2110 02:02:55,827 --> 02:02:56,828 Me too. 2111 02:02:56,995 --> 02:03:01,958 ♪ But then again Too few to mention ♪ 2112 02:03:03,626 --> 02:03:08,423 ♪ I did what I had to do ♪ 2113 02:03:09,299 --> 02:03:15,597 ♪ And saw it through without exemption ♪ 2114 02:03:16,556 --> 02:03:21,269 [both singing]♪ I planned each charted course ♪ 2115 02:03:22,103 --> 02:03:27,817 ♪ Each careful step along the byway ♪ 2116 02:03:29,986 --> 02:03:32,363 - I'm sorry, Robert. - I know, Dad. 2117 02:03:32,530 --> 02:03:34,240 You always had it, you know. 2118 02:03:34,824 --> 02:03:39,162 Now, look at you. You're one of the gods. 2119 02:03:40,747 --> 02:03:46,628 ♪ Yes, there were times I'm sure you knew ♪ 2120 02:03:48,046 --> 02:03:52,550 ♪ When I bit off more than I could chew ♪ 2121 02:03:53,968 --> 02:03:59,307 ♪ And through it all When there was doubt ♪ 2122 02:04:00,183 --> 02:04:06,147 ♪ I ate it up and spit it out ♪ 2123 02:04:06,606 --> 02:04:12,153 ♪ I faced it all and I stood tall ♪ 2124 02:04:12,320 --> 02:04:18,326 ♪ And did it my way ♪ 2125 02:04:18,493 --> 02:04:21,663 [audience cheering and applauding] 2126 02:04:31,881 --> 02:04:34,801 [audience cheering louder] 2127 02:04:36,302 --> 02:04:38,596 Peter Conway, everybody. 2128 02:04:39,472 --> 02:04:41,099 My dad! 2129 02:04:41,808 --> 02:04:43,643 Or at least that's what Mum told us. 2130 02:04:44,018 --> 02:04:45,019 Robbie... 2131 02:04:45,311 --> 02:04:50,024 ♪ I've loved I've laughed and cried ♪ 2132 02:04:50,942 --> 02:04:56,906 ♪ I've had my fill My share of losing ♪ 2133 02:04:57,907 --> 02:05:04,080 ♪ And now As tears subside ♪ 2134 02:05:04,539 --> 02:05:09,335 ♪ I find it all so amusing ♪ 2135 02:05:10,378 --> 02:05:15,508 ♪ To think I did all that ♪ 2136 02:05:16,175 --> 02:05:22,265 ♪ And may I say Not in a shy way ♪ 2137 02:05:23,599 --> 02:05:27,770 ♪ Oh no Oh no not me ♪ 2138 02:05:28,396 --> 02:05:33,985 ♪ I did it my way ♪ 2139 02:05:34,193 --> 02:05:40,324 ♪ For what is a man What has he got? ♪ 2140 02:05:41,242 --> 02:05:46,873 ♪ If not himself then he has naught ♪ 2141 02:05:48,041 --> 02:05:53,671 ♪ To say the things he truly feels ♪ 2142 02:05:53,838 --> 02:06:00,553 ♪ And not the words of one who kneels ♪ 2143 02:06:00,720 --> 02:06:07,351 ♪ Let the record show I took the blows ♪ 2144 02:06:08,311 --> 02:06:17,153 ♪ And did it my way ♪ 2145 02:06:18,905 --> 02:06:22,241 [grand orchestral finish] 2146 02:06:24,118 --> 02:06:27,330 [audience applauding] 2147 02:06:29,165 --> 02:06:30,291 [woman] We love you! 2148 02:06:34,921 --> 02:06:40,593 Nan! This is your grandson singing and I love you. 2149 02:06:43,763 --> 02:06:53,397 ♪ I did it my way ♪ 2150 02:07:00,446 --> 02:07:03,157 [Robbie VO] Who did I love when I was a kid? 2151 02:07:03,699 --> 02:07:06,536 I loved Frank Sinatra. 2152 02:07:07,578 --> 02:07:10,748 And I loved my dad and he's an entertainer. 2153 02:07:11,707 --> 02:07:15,128 Shit! That's who I am. That feels good to me. 2154 02:07:15,711 --> 02:07:19,132 I want to make the twelve-year-old at my Nan's, 2155 02:07:19,298 --> 02:07:22,468 watching TV on a Saturday night, feeling safe... 2156 02:07:22,677 --> 02:07:24,720 I wanted to make that same twelve-year-old 2157 02:07:24,887 --> 02:07:27,098 feel safe onstage. 2158 02:07:29,100 --> 02:07:30,643 I'm a fucking entertainer. 2159 02:07:30,810 --> 02:07:33,980 It might be cabaret, but it's world-class cabaret, 2160 02:07:34,188 --> 02:07:36,232 and I'm the fucking best at it. 2161 02:07:38,860 --> 02:07:41,112 Fuck yourselves! 2162 02:07:41,863 --> 02:07:44,866 [music crescendos and ends] 2163 02:07:46,742 --> 02:07:50,496 ["Forbidden Road" by Robbie Williams playing] 2164 02:07:57,128 --> 02:08:00,464 ♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪ 2165 02:08:01,174 --> 02:08:05,219 ♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪ 2166 02:08:07,180 --> 02:08:10,600 ♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪ 2167 02:08:11,017 --> 02:08:15,605 ♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪ 2168 02:08:17,315 --> 02:08:20,359 ♪ Why do you look at me that way? ♪ 2169 02:08:20,526 --> 02:08:23,237 ♪ I'm not a problem that needs solving ♪ 2170 02:08:23,404 --> 02:08:25,907 ♪ The truth is still evolving ♪ 2171 02:08:27,450 --> 02:08:30,536 ♪ Life is the choices that we make ♪ 2172 02:08:30,703 --> 02:08:33,331 ♪ We're the masters of our own fate ♪ 2173 02:08:33,539 --> 02:08:35,875 ♪ The painter and the paint ♪ 2174 02:08:37,293 --> 02:08:41,756 ♪ You need to lose your mind ♪ 2175 02:08:41,964 --> 02:08:49,388 ♪ To get back to the light Sometimes ♪ 2176 02:08:50,556 --> 02:08:53,726 ♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪ 2177 02:08:54,352 --> 02:08:59,065 ♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪ 2178 02:09:00,524 --> 02:09:04,445 ♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪ 2179 02:09:04,612 --> 02:09:09,242 ♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪ 2180 02:09:10,660 --> 02:09:13,788 ♪ Maybe I'm never satisfied ♪ 2181 02:09:13,955 --> 02:09:16,582 ♪ I made a lot of poor decisions ♪ 2182 02:09:16,749 --> 02:09:19,669 ♪ Yeah, I made some revisions ♪ 2183 02:09:20,962 --> 02:09:24,131 ♪ And I'm still trying to get it right ♪ 2184 02:09:24,298 --> 02:09:29,637 ♪ I'm a living contradiction The cure and the affliction ♪ 2185 02:09:30,471 --> 02:09:35,351 ♪ You need to lose your mind ♪ 2186 02:09:35,518 --> 02:09:42,733 ♪ To get back to the light Sometimes ♪ 2187 02:09:43,734 --> 02:09:47,280 ♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪ 2188 02:09:47,530 --> 02:09:51,951 ♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪ 2189 02:09:53,703 --> 02:09:57,290 ♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪ 2190 02:09:57,707 --> 02:10:02,211 ♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪ 2191 02:10:02,586 --> 02:10:07,383 ♪ So do you love me now? ♪ 2192 02:10:07,800 --> 02:10:12,263 ♪ Or did I let you down ? ♪ 2193 02:10:12,763 --> 02:10:15,683 ♪ You said you wanted all my secrets ♪ 2194 02:10:15,850 --> 02:10:18,144 ♪ So I showed you all my demons ♪ 2195 02:10:18,311 --> 02:10:22,606 ♪ Do you love me now? ♪ 2196 02:10:24,066 --> 02:10:27,445 ♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪ 2197 02:10:27,945 --> 02:10:32,575 ♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪ 2198 02:10:34,076 --> 02:10:37,496 ♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪ 2199 02:10:38,080 --> 02:10:43,544 ♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪ 2200 02:11:01,103 --> 02:11:06,025 [orchestral instrumental version of "Feel" playing] 2201 02:13:57,279 --> 02:14:00,282 Captions produced by Access Media Pty Ltd