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Yeah, this is the story
of famous dogs.
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For the dog that chases its tail
will be dizzy.
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-Hi, Marcus.
-Hey, you.
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Yo, I left something on your desk
for you yesterday.
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-Yo, man!
-Yo, Marcus, man,
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-when we gonna hang out?
-We gonna hang out soon.
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Slow down with that thing, Bony.
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-Good morning, ladies.
-Hi, Marcus.
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So I'm there, right? I'm like this.
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Yo, I'm trying to work.
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Hey, what's up?
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-Hey, what's up man?
-Yo, what's up?
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-I'll see y'all at lunch.
-Okay.
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Peace.
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Good morning.
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-Hey, stranger. Nice to see you again.
-Good morning.
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-Good morning, cuteness.
-Hey.
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What's up'?
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Hey, mornin'. Mornin'.
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Good morning.
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-Good morning.
-Good morning.
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-Hey, you.
-Hello.
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-Good morning, Noreen.
-Good morning, Marcus.
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Hey, do me a favor and send
a single long stem rose
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to Carrie, Tracy, Miranda, Cassandra,
Alegra, Shirrel, and Mailai.
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With the usual card?
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-Yeah. "Thinking only of you."
-Right.
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You have a meeting with
Lady Eloise tomorrow at nine.
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-Cool.
-Nelson's waiting for you.
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And Anita called.
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I knew I forgot to do something.
Will you get her on the phone for me?
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-Sure.
-Thank you.
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-Nelson.
-Hello, Marcus.
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I can't wait to show you this.
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I've recut the Kissable spot.
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You recut it.
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-But is it sexy?
-Is it sexy?
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It is sexsational.
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-I like it.
-Good.
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-I like the orange.
-Good.
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And I like the ice cream.
You gotta get rid of the cherries
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and lose the banana.
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Cherry and banana?
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But that's a little Bunuel,
a little Dali, a little...
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-You know.
-No, it's a little too overt.
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You know, we should go
a little more subtle.
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I think someone might get offended.
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All right.
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But I dug it. I dug it.
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Don't make that,
"He didn't dig it" face. I dug it.
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It just got a little nasty
like you always do.
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All right.
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-Okay.
-All right.
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-The nasty Nelson.
-That's me.
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At least there wasn't
no sausages in this one.
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-Yeah?
-Anita on line one.
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Great.
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Hey, you.
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No, don't be mad. Let me...
Can I explain to you what happened?
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Have you been watching the news?
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Then you haven't been
watching the news.
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The big accident they had in midtown,
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where the cabs
busted into the other cab
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and knocked into the bus,
and the water main busted.
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I was in that!
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You haven't seen it?
It's on the news right now!
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It just went off Channel 4.
It just went off.
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Yeah, but I was... No, I'm cool.
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I'm all right, yeah.
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My neck's a little stiff, that's all.
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No, actually,
a massage sounds kind of fly.
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Yeah, I'm all with that.
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That too.
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Well, can I call you next week?
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Cool.
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Later.
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-What's next?
-Casting for the body lotion spot.
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Tell the fellas I might be
a little late for lunch today.
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Yo, man, I saw somethin'
on cable last night.
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Freaked me.
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There was this woman, right?
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Baby had body.
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She was lyin' there
totally naked, right?
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You could see everything.
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But she had a dick, man.
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Fucked me up!
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It was a 976 number
for hermaphrodites.
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Are you talking about 976-DICK,
Chicks With Dicks?
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How could you put something
like that in your mental rolodex?
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He's a closet freak.
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You got problems, man.
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-You're coming out!
-Yeah.
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No, man. l was just,
you know, kidding.
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Man. Yo, that ain't regular, man.
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See, sometime I feel like
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there's a whole world out there
we don't know about.
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Like the shit you read about
in Penthouse.
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Man, stuff like that
never happens to me.
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Man, stuff like that never happens
to anybody, except for Marcus.
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Hey, wait a minute. The only reason
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stuff like that happens
to me all the time
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is because I pay attention to women.
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Y'all don't pay attention to women.
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Marcus, I pay attention.
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No, you have to watch them
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-and study their moves...
-Get out of here, Marcus.
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-It's an art form, too.
-You know, I can't do that, man.
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That's why you don't get
no pussy, man.
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-Exactly.
-Hey, Tyler.
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There's other things
in life besides sex.
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Come on.
How about sharing, commitment.
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You got to get in touch with
your feminine side, like me.
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You're startin' to sound
a little on the soft side.
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But I understand soft, man.
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Borderline bitch.
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You know what your problem is?
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You need more romance
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and less Doberman Pinscher.
That's what you need.
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That's true. That is true.
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You have too much dog
and no romance in your life.
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Marcus, don't even try that,
all right? You ain't got no romance.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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I am the most romantic cat
both of you know.
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When I meet a woman, I am flowers,
I am candy, I am soft music.
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And Mr. Milkbone.
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No, I am Mr. Romance
when I meet a woman,
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then once I hit it, I lose interest,
but that ain't my fault.
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So, in other words,
right at the moment of orgasm,
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just all the romance
just skeets right out of you.
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No. But you can't put that on me.
That's not...
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The onus is not on me.
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-Hi.
-Hey, how are you?
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Good. Thank you.
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You have a beautiful accent.
Where are you from?
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I'm from Holland.
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-Nice meeting you.
-Nice meeting you, too.
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-Bye.
-Bye-bye, cuteness.
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I'm from Detroit.
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Shit, that just makes me mad, man.
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Bitches never do that to me, man.
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Well, maybe it's because
you call them bitches all the time.
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Yeah, man. You need to straighten up.
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Show some respect, man. Come on.
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Yo, man.
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Excuse me.
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-Excuse me, waitress?
-Yeah?
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Look, I ordered the duck. Right?
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What vegetable comes with that?
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That's a good one.
It's sautéed asparagus spears
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and it is good. It's our special.
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Delicious.
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-That sounds good.
-You'll love 'em.
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Oh, God.
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-All right. Okay, then.
-That sounds good. Thank you.
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-That sounds good. Come on.
-What?
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Why don't she just come out, man,
and say it?
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Call us jungle bunnies, man.
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-What?
-Asparagus spears!
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-What?
-If we were white,
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it would have been asparagus tips.
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Racial, man. Racial!
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Man, you're tripping now.
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-No, you're tripping.
-Definitely.
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Definitely. No, you definitely...
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Come on, calm down. You need...
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You've got to process
some of this anger, man.
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Yo.
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-Y'all excuse me for a minute.
-You know what you need to do, man?
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You need to get in touch
with Tyler, man.
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Say, "Tyler, I love you, man."
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What? Nigga, please!
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Okay. Go take your walk.
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I'll give you 20 dollars
for that leash!
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Take it, fool.
Turn down that good money.
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Yes, baby.
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Kirby?
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Kirby?
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Come here, Kirb.
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Kirby!
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Did you lose your dog?
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Yeah, I lost a white springer spaniel
with brown spots on him, named Kirby.
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Real energetic happy dog.
Did you see him?
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I haven't seen him.
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I only took him off the leash
for a couple of seconds.
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I can't believe this happened.
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Kirby?
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-He's like a family member, you know?
-I know.
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I feel the same way about Brutus.
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I love my Brutus.
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I can see why.
Do you walk him here every day?
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-Yeah, I do.
-Could you do me a favor?
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My name is Marcus Graham.
Here's my card.
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If you bump into Kirby,
could you, like, call us
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and I'll have somebody
come pick him up?
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Okay. Well, good luck.
I sure hope you find him.
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Thanks.
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Kirb!
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Kirby!
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Wait. Let me give you my number,
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'cause I'm not gonna be able to sleep
until I know you found him.
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Do you have a pen?
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Do I ?
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I have a pen right here.
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-Thank you. Bye-bye.
-Thank you.
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-Good luck.
-Bye-bye.
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Kirby?
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Kirb.
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Kirbster?
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Marcus, Marcus.
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I know you hear me,
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you slimy, sleazy, sneaky,
slithering son of a bitch!
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You want to keep it down.
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I'm getting ready to
have some company, okay?
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So who is the victim tonight?
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Yvonne, I don't feel like
playing with you, okay? Stop.
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Why don't you just tell her the truth?
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Tell her you're gonna use her,
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then you're gonna dump her
like you did me!
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Excuse me, excuse me,
I did not dump you.
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We went out. It was whack
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and it was your fault, and I wish...
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Look, why don't you get over it
and go find another man, huh?
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Get outta here.
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I hope you catch a disease
and your dick falls off.
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I would expect you to say
something crass like that.
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Don't forget I have a court order
for you to stay away.
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You ain't supposed to be
that close to the gate.
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I'll call your probation officer.
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Court order?
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I don't give a damn
about no court order.
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-Hey. Come on in.
-Hi.
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-Nice to see you again.
-Nice to see you, too.
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-Nice place.
-Thank you.
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Where's Kirby?
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-Kirby! Kirby!
-He's at the groomers.
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He got caught under this truck
and got some grease on his coat.
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He is okay though. You look great.
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-Thank you.
-Yeah.
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Gold star for Marcus.
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Dinner was yummy!
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I never met a man
who could cook so well.
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How'd you learn how to cook like that?
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Well, you kinda pick those things up.
You know when you're...
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When you are alone as much as I am.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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-See. ..
-Marcus!
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Marcus, you know you wrong!
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You no good.
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00:11:58,885 --> 00:11:59,886
Marcus.
251
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,472
Let's go into the living room,
252
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,767
we'll be much more
comfortable in there.
253
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,727
Okay.
254
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:08,811
Come on.
255
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:09,979
Girlfriend!
256
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,106
Girlfriend! Hey!
257
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,318
Hey!
Hey!
258
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:16,945
Girlfriend!
259
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,074
Knock, knock.
260
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,245
Who's there?
261
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,705
A scared little boy named Marcus
262
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,166
and he's just dying to come out.
263
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,169
He's been hurt too, hasn't he?
264
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:35,588
Tell me about him.
265
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,675
Tell me all about Marcus.
266
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:48,268
Well, I haven't been out with
anybody in about two years.
267
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,521
Not since Debra.
That's the girl I almost married.
268
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,401
The day of my wedding,
I went to the church a little early
269
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:57,986
'cause I had a bad feeling.
270
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,030
And I go in the back
271
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,116
and that's when I saw it.
272
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:07,161
She was on the ground
with the best man
273
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,373
and the priest
274
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:13,835
freakin'.
275
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,337
You poor baby.
276
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,257
Yeah, that's when I realized that
277
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,010
you can't trust anybody.
278
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,222
You can trust me.
279
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,354
I'm not ready for this.
280
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,066
I think I should take you home.
281
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:38,568
I think it's best.
282
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,990
I can't tell you
how helpful this has all been.
283
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,366
You know? Gold star for Christie.
284
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,618
Thanks, you really helped me in here.
285
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:48,703
I felt that.
286
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,163
You don't have to thank me.
287
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,247
-Come on.
-No, no, no, no.
288
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,333
-I shouldn't come into your apartment.
-Come on.
289
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,835
Christie, don't. No.
I shouldn't be here. You know, like...
290
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,462
-Marcus.
-I'm not ready for this.
291
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,130
I mean, are we by ourselves in here?
292
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,590
Of course we are by ourselves.
293
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,716
-Come on.
-Christie!
294
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,179
Marcus, spend the night with me?
295
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,931
Christie, no. It's just too soon.
I can't, I...
296
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,066
I just don't want to be hurt again.
297
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:26,991
I won't hurt you.
298
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,287
Please be gentle.
299
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,590
Yo, man, so what happened
with this girl last night?
300
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,300
Man, she was beautiful!
301
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,053
She was beautiful,
but her feet were jacked up.
302
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,972
-Were they?
-Yeah.
303
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,223
I pulled the covers back...
304
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,267
-Yeah?
-It was hammer time.
305
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,893
I should've known something was up.
306
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:38,563
I seen her shoes had little bumps
on the top of the shoes
307
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,857
when I met her, but I thought
maybe it was an old shoe or something
308
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,276
and you would never ever think
a woman that fine
309
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,528
would have hammer time in her shoe.
310
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,697
Come on, man.
You don't fuck her feet. Damn.
311
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,323
I hope I'm not outta line here, man,
312
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,243
but don't you think, like,
you're just a little bit too picky?
313
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,287
-Yeah, right?
-What happened with Tracy, man?
314
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,581
Gerard, you met that girl.
She's not very smart.
315
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,459
Come on, man,
you don't fuck her brains.
316
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,461
Hey, I'm looking for perfection.
317
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,213
-Hi, Marcus.
-Hey.
318
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,677
-Yo, Marcus.
-Hey, what's up?
319
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,304
You're on your way
to meet with Lady Eloise
320
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,763
to discuss that merger, right?
321
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,266
How do you know everything
that goes on?
322
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,059
Well, I read it when I was
in your office this morning.
323
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,227
Hey, man.
324
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,812
You're not supposed to be in my office
325
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,481
and you ain't supposed to be
goin' through my mail, okay?
326
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,899
No, man, I wouldn't
go through your stuff.
327
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,442
Here, here, hold it up. Hold it up.
328
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:26,777
Hold it up!
329
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:27,862
You going to read
right through the envelope?
330
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,572
I'm gonna read
right through the envelope.
331
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:33,075
It says, "Lunch tomorrow
332
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,161
"at Houlihan's."
333
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,121
Open it up!
334
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:40,875
"Dear Bob, how about lunch
at Houlihan's..."
335
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,001
That's very impressive.
336
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,295
See, I told you, man. Told you, man.
337
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:47,298
Now check this out, man, I've been
working here about nine days.
338
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,966
You know I've been on time
most of the time.
339
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,092
Even when it rains.
340
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,678
Don't you think it's about
time we talked promotion?
341
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,349
Marcus, come on, man.
I get my own office, man.
342
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,267
I bring my hos in here,
we have a little party.
343
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,102
Set this motherfucker off, man!
344
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,024
Marcus Graham.
345
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,402
Lady Eloise?
346
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,447
I can't tell you how excited
you've got everybody up here.
347
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,282
It's like you're like a breath
of fresh air.
348
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,825
I've never seen everyone so excited.
349
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,871
Lady Eloise?
350
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,542
I think you requested to see me,
Marcus Graham?
351
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,168
I know.
352
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,047
May I have a seat?
353
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,800
Please keep standing.
354
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,721
The rest of my administrative team
will be arriving tomorrow.
355
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:40,101
However, when I decided
to take over this company,
356
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,020
I considered you a prime asset.
357
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,189
Thank you very much.
358
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:52,238
We need strong department heads
to oversee this merger.
359
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,286
-Beet juice?
-No, thank you.
360
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,496
It keeps the skin tight.
361
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:03,416
And none of us
are getting any younger.
362
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,253
Well, some women have
a girlish quality
363
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,754
that lasts a lifetime.
364
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,261
I've always heard you were
very beguiling to women.
365
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:20,850
But my schedule is also very tight.
366
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,854
Meet me at my house tonight.
367
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:30,735
Todd, see to it that
he's at Lavender Hill.
368
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,448
-Good evening, Mr. Graham.
-Good evening.
369
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,908
Lady Eloise has been
eagerly anticipating you.
370
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,753
Marcus Graham? Lady Eloise.
371
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:54,759
Marcus, darling.
372
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,512
Welcome to Lavender Hill.
373
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,614
Lady Eloise, I cannot begin
to tell you
374
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,324
how happy I am to be working with you.
375
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,910
I grew up using your products...
376
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,703
My mother used
your products, you know.
377
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,790
It's like, you were in
my medicine cabinet all my life
378
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,625
and now I'm, like, working with you.
379
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:28,709
And this is very exciting.
380
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,756
I find it very exciting as well.
381
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:39,595
I'm looking forward to a long,
strong, productive relationship.
382
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:48,062
You know,
I don't want to blow my own horn,
383
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,065
but I'm really qualified.
384
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,822
You shouldn't have to
blow your own horn.
385
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,076
You should leave that
for someone else to do.
386
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:19,051
Marcus, darling...
387
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,523
Wouldn't you like
to get a little bit more...
388
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,277
Comfortable?
389
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,404
Yeah, sure, why not?
390
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:09,435
Wouldn't you like to get out
of that tight shirt?
391
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,813
Yeah, I was just thinking
about doing that myself.
392
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,943
You know, it's, it's a little,
bright in here,
393
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:21,071
wouldn't you like to dim it
to make it a little more romantic?
394
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:40,216
Could you get it just a little darker?
395
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,557
Excuse me.
396
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,976
I'm sorry to bother you,
but I just had to come over
397
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,102
and say something to you.
398
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,270
You're breathtaking.
399
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:37,189
You're the most gorgeous woman
I've ever laid my eyes on.
400
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:38,482
I had to come over and meet you.
401
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:41,986
I'm sorry.
402
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,780
-Why are you laughing?
-I'm sorry, it's just that...
403
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:47,449
What you said was pretty pathetic.
404
00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,077
That was not pathetic!
405
00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:51,328
Come on, I mean,
406
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:54,623
if I walked up to you and I said,
"Excuse me, sir.
407
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,125
"I'm sorry to bother you, but...
408
00:22:56,959 --> 00:23:02,298
"Well, I just had to meet you because
you are the most handsome,
409
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:07,720
"the most virile man I've ever seen
in all of my entire life."
410
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,764
Now, would you believe me?
411
00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:14,810
Honestly? Yeah, I would.
412
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,520
But that's just the way I am.
413
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,023
-I'm going to work.
-Okay.
414
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,691
-Well, I'm going this way, too.
-Okay.
415
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,779
Hey, it's not like I'm following you,
I'm going upstairs, too.
416
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,824
I'm going
to the eighteenth floor, too.
417
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,994
Okay, I'm sorry. You're auditioning
for one of the commercials upstairs.
418
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,622
-You're a model or something?
-No, no. I'm not a model.
419
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,290
I'm going to go work for the company.
420
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:39,168
-Really?
-Marketing, yeah.
421
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,754
Really? That's my department,
I'm Marcus Graham.
422
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,298
You're Marcus Graham?
423
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:45,549
You're Marcus Graham?
424
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,801
This is pretty funny
that we're meeting like this.
425
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:50,930
I'm sorry, I am Jacqueline Broyer.
426
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,473
-Okay.
-I have to tell you,
427
00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:54,224
I'm a huge fan of your work.
428
00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:57,102
-Thank you very much.
-Yeah, you're very, very talented.
429
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,938
Now see there, you were treating me
like my name was Stanley
430
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:01,148
down in the lobby. It turns out
that you are a fan of my work.
431
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:02,942
You know what else,
I'll let you in on a little secret,
432
00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:04,068
'cause you're a very pretty girl.
433
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:05,527
When this merger goes through,
434
00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:07,696
I'm gonna be in charge
of all of marketing.
435
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:10,240
You are?
436
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:11,825
Marcus,
437
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,995
I'm afraid that there's been
some kind of misunderstanding.
438
00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:17,331
I'm sorry, you see,
439
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,083
I'm in charge of marketing.
440
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:21,961
No, that's impossible.
441
00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:24,588
Sorry.
442
00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:28,300
I'm the logical choice.
443
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,636
I'm already the vice-president of
marketing for Chantress.
444
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,137
Good morning. Thank you.
445
00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:35,224
Yes, I know but I'm director
of marketing for Lady Eloise.
446
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,934
And, after all, we are acquiring you.
447
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,144
But I had a very good indication
from someone
448
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:40,437
that the job was mine, all right?
449
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:41,689
Really, from whom?
450
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,024
From Lady Eloise. Lady Eloise.
451
00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:45,317
Lady Eloise!
452
00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:46,527
-Really?
-Yes.
453
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:51,240
Marcus, Lady Eloise
doesn't make any decisions.
454
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,324
She's...
455
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,368
She's the name on the package.
456
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,037
No, it's her company.
The Lady Eloise. The Lady Eloise.
457
00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:59,039
She hasn't run this company
for 15 years.
458
00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:02,001
All of the decisions are made
by the board of directors in Paris.
459
00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,295
But it's Lady Eloise.
460
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,133
She has no power.
461
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,844
She's a very sweet woman.
462
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,597
She's a little detached from reality.
463
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,017
You should see the way she just...
464
00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:20,019
She throws herself
465
00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:24,314
at young, handsome, virile men.
466
00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:26,191
Are you trying to imply that I hit it?
467
00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:28,861
-No I see what you...
-Marcus, darling.
468
00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:32,031
Hey, how you doing, Lady Eloise?
469
00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:36,201
I don't have any panties on.
470
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,079
Lady Eloise...
Please, we have a meeting.
471
00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:40,789
Can we just please go?
472
00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:47,004
I'm sorry.
473
00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:49,298
It's warm in here.
474
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,759
Just 'cause somebody
takes off their drawers
475
00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:53,177
don't mean that I did something.
476
00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:08,150
So, yo, man, you gonna quit, right?
477
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:10,819
Of course he's gonna quit, man.
You can't take a smaller office.
478
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,572
That's right. Step to her
and say, "Look, girl, I'm outta here."
479
00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:15,741
Yeah, that's what
I'm thinking about doing.
480
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,201
-There you go.
-I'm thinking about steppin'...
481
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,953
There she is, right there.
482
00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:22,289
-That's her?
-Yeah.
483
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:25,334
Psych!
484
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,753
Yo, you can't quit, man.
You gotta stay.
485
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:28,837
Yeah, she's bad.
486
00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:31,673
-Hello, Marcus.
-Hello, Jacqueline.
487
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:33,884
-You look great.
-And so do you.
488
00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:36,011
-Thank you.
-This is my man, Tyler.
489
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,805
-And this is Gerard. Jacqueline.
-Hello.
490
00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:40,557
This is Angela Lewis.
She works in our art department.
491
00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:41,892
She's very talented.
492
00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:44,603
I think the two of you should
probably be working together.
493
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:47,356
Excuse me, Jacqueline, it's that time.
494
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,817
Thank you, Todd. Excuse me.
Nice meeting you.
495
00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:51,068
-Marcus...
-Yeah. Cool.
496
00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:52,694
Would you join me for a second?
Thanks.
497
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:55,572
Come on, girl, get on.
498
00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,452
Ladies and gentleman, I have a very
exciting announcement to make.
499
00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:02,412
Since 1948,
500
00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:05,833
the name Lady Eloise has
been synonymous with glamour,
501
00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:07,668
grace, sensuality
502
00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:09,586
and stunning natural beauty.
503
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:14,007
In the next century,
that tradition continues.
504
00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:18,053
Introducing the new face of
Lady Eloise Cosmetics,
505
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:19,763
Strangé!
506
00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:42,429
Yes!
507
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,056
-Hey.
-Hi.
508
00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:27,140
-How are you?
-Good.
509
00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:28,850
You look a little bit lost.
Can I help you?
510
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,937
I'm just looking for Jacqueline,
basically. That's what I'm doing.
511
00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:34,731
You're interested in her, right?
512
00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:37,401
Now, what would make you say that?
513
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,152
Most men are.
514
00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:40,988
I mean, look at her. She's fantastic.
515
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,032
I mean, if I were a guy,
516
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:46,034
I would probably be
interested in Jacqueline.
517
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:47,369
-If you were a guy.
-Not...
518
00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:49,413
Not that I have those thoughts
because I don't,
519
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:53,709
but I'm just saying she's attractive
and I would probably go out with her.
520
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,419
I know where you're going.
Women do stuff like that.
521
00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:58,463
You see other girls and you say,
"She's cute." Or, "Her hair is nice,"
522
00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:00,841
but guys don't see other guys and go,
"Look at his shoulders."
523
00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:01,925
You know, we don't do that.
524
00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:03,135
-It's not like that.
-Sure you have.
525
00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:05,554
You've seen a movie before
and you've seen a man in a movie
526
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,807
and you've said, "Now there is
a nice looking man." You have.
527
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,142
I can't believe we're having
this conversation.
528
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,310
I've gone to the movies, yes,
529
00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:13,228
and I remember I saw
Billy Dee Williams
530
00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:15,230
in Lady Sings the Blues
and he came down the steps.
531
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:17,607
He looked very cool
and I thought he was cool,
532
00:30:17,691 --> 00:30:20,027
but I didn't want to get with him.
You know, that's a whole entire...
533
00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:24,781
Hey, wait a second.
I have someone that you should meet.
534
00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:26,908
You know that. Hey, Gerard, come here.
535
00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,368
I think I met someone
that is perfect for you.
536
00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:30,329
Why don't you guys come chitchat?
537
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:36,501
Hi.
538
00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,262
Good evening, boss.
539
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:50,682
Please do not call me that.
540
00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,895
I want you to think of me
as your colleague.
541
00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:56,980
So tell me something.
542
00:30:58,315 --> 00:31:00,025
You excited about
working with Strangé?
543
00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:06,490
Stop, you know I didn't come up here
to talk to you about no Strangé.
544
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,575
I came up here
to talk to you about us.
545
00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:11,870
I'm rapping. This is my mack daddy
vibe I'm giving you.
546
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,164
In all of its splendor. What's up?
547
00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:15,582
-Really?
-Yes.
548
00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:18,001
I'm the eleganza mack daddy
of the month.
549
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:19,878
I see.
550
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,089
Well, let me get a good look.
551
00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:23,799
Check it.
552
00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:25,258
Look like JET Magazine.
553
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:29,846
-What's up?
-You are absolutely wonderful.
554
00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:35,977
But I think that we should
kind of make this clear
555
00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:38,605
right from the start,
so there is no misunderstanding.
556
00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:41,274
You see,
557
00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:45,112
I don't date men I work with.
558
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:47,781
Well, then I quit.
559
00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:49,449
You can't quit
560
00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:52,953
because I need you.
561
00:31:57,749 --> 00:31:59,418
No, hon, wait one sec.
562
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:01,962
You have an eyelash
that's gonna go in your eye.
563
00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:03,964
Wait, come here.
564
00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:10,262
-You all right? Yeah?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
565
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,013
You're trying to seduce me
on the sneak.
566
00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:13,515
-What?
-That was very seductive
567
00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:14,641
-what you just did.
-What are you talking about?
568
00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:16,726
-You know what I'm talking...
-You had something in your eye.
569
00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:19,813
-I saved your eye.
-No, no, no, no.
570
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,274
I know what it's like
when you have something in your eye.
571
00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:24,776
I was a kid before. Your mother
opens your eye and goes...
572
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:26,611
And blows.
Your whole eyeball comes out.
573
00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:28,780
It was never... Like you just did.
574
00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:30,198
Come on now, that was very seductive,
575
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:31,783
-what you just did.
-No,no,no,no,no,no,no.
576
00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:33,577
No, no, no, no.
577
00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:36,246
And let me assure you of something.
578
00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:39,374
When I seduce you,
579
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:43,712
if I decide to seduce you,
580
00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:47,382
don't worry, you'll know.
581
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:02,522
-Yo, Marcus.
-Hey, what's up man?
582
00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:04,608
Yo, man, me and some of
the minimum wage brothers
583
00:33:04,691 --> 00:33:06,234
down in the mail room
would like to know about
584
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:09,362
how long do you think it's gonna
take you to bone that new executrix.
585
00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:12,908
See, I need to know 'cause we got
a little office pool thing goin' on.
586
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:16,077
Look, that's very crass.
Miss Broyer and I are colleagues,
587
00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:18,121
and I have a great deal of
respect for her as a person.
588
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:19,748
It's professional,
totally professional.
589
00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:20,957
Remain professional.
590
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,545
So what you saying, man,
it's going to take a week?
591
00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:28,590
Not you, Marcus, you the man.
Come on, man.
592
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:42,854
I hate it.
593
00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:45,148
But this fragrance tested very well.
594
00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:50,570
Jacqueline, I said I wanted
the essence of sex.
595
00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:53,615
-Yes...
-Well, I think this is it.
596
00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:55,158
You would.
597
00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:57,702
But let me show you
598
00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,957
what I'm talking about.
599
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,210
Unbelievable.
600
00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:06,670
This
601
00:34:07,963 --> 00:34:09,005
is
602
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:10,590
the essence
603
00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:13,051
of sex.
604
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:16,888
Voila'.
605
00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:23,853
Lloyd. Come on, Lloyd. Wait, Lloyd.
606
00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,855
Lloyd. Hey, man.
607
00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:27,232
Hey, Lloyd.
608
00:34:28,358 --> 00:34:30,068
Lloyd, look, wait.
609
00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:32,612
Look, wait, hold it. Come on, man.
Wait, wait, wait.
610
00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:34,030
Wait, come on. The fragrance is fine.
611
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,532
Nobody's changin' anything, okay?
612
00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:37,993
That woman doesn't
deserve her own fragrance.
613
00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:41,162
Do you think Liz Taylor would have
thrown her panties in my face?
614
00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:42,956
You could ask her, Lloyd.
615
00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:45,166
It was a joke, It's a...
616
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,751
I'm just trying to be...
I'm being funny.
617
00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:47,836
Come on. Hey, look...
618
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,883
Marcus, you're a devil!
619
00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:55,760
But I love you. Come on back.
620
00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:03,143
They make me feel ridiculous.
621
00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:09,024
And you, where have you been, you?
622
00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:10,775
-I had to get...
-Shut up!
623
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:12,235
Look at this.
624
00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:13,945
This is ridiculous.
625
00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:17,365
Why are my concepts being ignored?
626
00:35:18,575 --> 00:35:21,286
I'm not a fool.
I know what the people want.
627
00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:23,038
They want to be shocked
628
00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:24,789
and they want to be stunned
629
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,666
and they want to be jolted.
630
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:31,296
So, I have prepared a list
of names for the fragrance.
631
00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:37,052
Wet Spot Ten.
632
00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:39,596
No, sorry. I crossed out that one.
633
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,306
Love Puss.
634
00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:42,891
Pig Puke.
635
00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:44,976
Afterbirth.
636
00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:48,813
-After what?
-Afterbirth!
637
00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:51,024
-I'm sorry. I thought you said "bath."
-No.
638
00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:53,818
It's English. B-I-R-T-H.
639
00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:54,944
Birth.
640
00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:58,406
I was just making a distinction
between "birth" or "bath."
641
00:35:58,490 --> 00:35:59,824
Birth, birth, birth!
642
00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:03,161
Thank you, darling.
Don't make fun of me, okay?
643
00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,205
My English is not so good.
644
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,041
Steel Vagina.
645
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,919
-You understand that one.
-Yeah.
646
00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:13,797
"Steel Vagina," marvelous.
647
00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:16,591
What do you think?
648
00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:19,594
.333
649
00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:22,430
-Those are really creative.
-Thank you.
650
00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:25,475
But the name of this fragrance
has to be something
651
00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:27,519
that catches the eye.
652
00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:32,565
It has to incite passion
and it has to be electric,
653
00:36:32,899 --> 00:36:35,985
and it has to say glamour,
and it has to say sexy.
654
00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:37,404
It has to say smart.
655
00:36:37,487 --> 00:36:39,197
It has to... It has to...
656
00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:41,616
Wait a minute.
657
00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:44,327
Strangé!
658
00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:46,496
Your name is all of those things.
659
00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:49,708
You're powerful, you're glamorous,
you're sexy, you're intelligent...
660
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,335
That's what we should call the...
Strangé!
661
00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,629
-Strangé.
-Strangé!
662
00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:57,590
Strangé! Strangé! Strangé! Strangé!
663
00:36:57,966 --> 00:36:59,467
Okay, okay, okay...
664
00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:03,346
I like it.
665
00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:04,556
-Strangé.
-Strangé!
666
00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:06,474
Strangé! Strangé!
667
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:08,601
-Strangé! Strangé!
-Strut, girl, strut.
668
00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:12,439
Go on, girl. It's you, girl.
669
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:13,690
Work it, girl.
670
00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:15,442
Strangé girl.
671
00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:18,653
You know, thank you
for introducing me to Gerard.
672
00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:20,363
We're going out tonight.
673
00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:22,157
Now, that's some good news.
674
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,742
That's good news. Great.
675
00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:27,912
You realize we're never gonna
be able to control her, don't you?
676
00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:29,998
Why would you want to control Strangé?
677
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,375
Just let her do what she does
and we'll get more coverage that way.
678
00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:33,793
Strangé is buck wild.
679
00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:36,588
Yes, you're probably right.
680
00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:40,759
So listen, we've got this meeting
in New Orleans on the 24th.
681
00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:42,552
All the sales reps
are going to be there.
682
00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:44,471
There's a lot of work to be
done between now and then.
683
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:49,058
Yeah, I guess, we'll have dinner
or something and go over it.
684
00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:50,977
Marcus.
685
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,396
-What?
-Come on.
686
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:55,732
Stop. Excuse me. Excuse me.
687
00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:57,442
You're... Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
688
00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,403
If we were both men, we're colleagues,
we could have a business dinner.
689
00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:02,822
You're the one flipping this
into a man-woman thing.
690
00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:05,658
I just said dinner,
and let's discuss our work load.
691
00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:06,868
That's what I'm talking about.
692
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,121
Just dinner?
693
00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:12,540
Just our work load over a meal.
694
00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:14,584
We've got a hell of a load.
695
00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:16,711
Okay.
696
00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:18,671
-Dinner?
-Dinner.
697
00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:19,756
Okay, I'll see you at dinner.
698
00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:22,425
Great.
699
00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,128
-Hey.
-Hey, you're here.
700
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,840
I was gonna leave.
I didn't think anyone was home.
701
00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:03,800
I'm sorry I dozed off.
702
00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:06,803
Come on in.
703
00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:09,973
You look great.
704
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,307
You're all dressed up.
705
00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:13,393
Yeah, you're looking
casually fine tonight.
706
00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:15,270
-Let me get that coat for you.
-Thank you.
707
00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:19,274
Very nice.
708
00:39:20,984 --> 00:39:24,946
Marcus, this is a very
nice place you have here.
709
00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:27,490
Thank you very much. Thank you.
710
00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:28,908
Check out over here.
711
00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:31,578
That's a big, wonderful bed.
712
00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:33,538
-Yeah, well, I need my space.
-Yeah.
713
00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:34,873
Cool.
714
00:39:35,248 --> 00:39:36,583
Music.
715
00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:39,919
Have a look around.
Go check out upstairs.
716
00:39:51,431 --> 00:39:54,058
So, what you're basically
trying to say is Marcus is a...
717
00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:56,978
A ho. He's a straight up ho.
718
00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:01,316
Hey.
719
00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:03,610
Hey, don't... Hey... Come on, stop.
720
00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:05,570
-He's a no-good barking mutt.
-Really?
721
00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:07,572
Nothing really happened between us
or nothing like that.
722
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:08,781
Come on. Come on. She's crazy.
723
00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,617
-No, this is very interesting.
-No, it's not interesting.
724
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:12,118
-She is bugged.
-It's very interesting.
725
00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:14,537
You talking about I'm crazy.
I ain't crazy. Hey, girlfriend.
726
00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:16,748
Look, don't let him
do it to you, girl. He got a plan.
727
00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:19,250
What, you 'bout my size,
my height, my weight?
728
00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:21,169
Doggie style. Doggie style.
729
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:22,378
I know, girlfriend.
730
00:40:22,462 --> 00:40:23,963
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm trying to help you out.
731
00:40:24,047 --> 00:40:25,131
You know, it's a sister thing.
732
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:28,259
Damn.
733
00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:34,432
You look great.
734
00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:35,892
Thank you.
735
00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:38,519
You look neat.
736
00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:41,064
-Thanks.
-Come on in.
737
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,191
-Yeah. These are for you.
-Thank you.
738
00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:48,821
This is wild. Man, did you do
all the decorations yourself?
739
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,032
Every bit of it. I know you think
it's a little weird,
740
00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:52,492
and you don't quite understand, but...
741
00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:53,868
-No, no, no.
-It's really...
742
00:40:54,202 --> 00:40:55,411
It's eclectic.
743
00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:56,871
-Eclectic, yeah.
-Yeah.
744
00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:58,706
It's eclectic. So you like it?
745
00:40:58,790 --> 00:40:59,874
Very interesting.
746
00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,797
That's a mask, a Go“ mask.
747
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:06,881
I got it from Africa.
748
00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:08,591
Now that's weird,
because I didn't know
749
00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:09,801
Africans were into hockey.
750
00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:13,054
No. Goli is the name of the tribe.
751
00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:14,555
Tribe.
752
00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:15,765
It's a joke.
753
00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:23,648
You know, the secret to my salmon
is the rosemary in the butter sauce.
754
00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:27,610
Excuse me? You were...
You were saying something?
755
00:41:28,277 --> 00:41:30,446
I use fresh rosemary
on my salmon all the time.
756
00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:32,699
-That's why it gets that...
-I'm sorry, Marcus.
757
00:41:32,949 --> 00:41:35,284
My mind is actually some place else.
758
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:38,162
The Knicks game is gonna
start in a few minutes.
759
00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:39,831
Do you mind if we eat this
in front of the TV?
760
00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,544
-No, not at all. Sure.
-No? Great.
761
00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:49,590
Okay, do you want Italian or Indian?
762
00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:51,467
So, like, women like guys who just...
763
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:54,762
-Yeah. Decide.
-All right, I'm gonna decide.
764
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:57,390
I will choose...
765
00:41:58,766 --> 00:41:59,892
-Chinese.
-No.
766
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:02,311
That's cool. I mean,
you know, whatever you think.
767
00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:03,646
Sorry.
768
00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:07,942
I'm being indecisive.
769
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:09,569
Yes. You're being indecisive.
770
00:42:12,405 --> 00:42:14,365
Can I ask you,
like, a personal question?
771
00:42:14,824 --> 00:42:15,867
Sure.
772
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:16,951
Do you like kids?
773
00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:19,370
Love kids. I paint kids.
774
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:22,373
So, do you want to have, like,
a lot of kids when you get married?
775
00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:26,753
I want a huge family.
At least 10 children.
776
00:42:27,128 --> 00:42:28,129
Ten children?
777
00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:31,966
That's not a family.
That's like an African village.
778
00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:34,719
This is absolutely ridiculous.
Are you watching this?
779
00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:36,679
This is incredible.
780
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,850
Oh, God.
781
00:42:42,769 --> 00:42:44,729
I'm going to get some espresso.
You want some?
782
00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:46,856
No. No, no thanks.
783
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:49,901
What a move by Jordan!
784
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,696
Hey, listen, Marcus.
785
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,531
While you're up,
will you grab me a beer?
786
00:42:57,742 --> 00:42:58,785
Thanks.
787
00:43:03,122 --> 00:43:05,166
All right. I had a wonderful evening.
788
00:43:05,374 --> 00:43:06,375
Thank you. So did I.
789
00:43:06,459 --> 00:43:08,419
Yeah, even though
we never got to eat dinner.
790
00:43:08,503 --> 00:43:11,255
I know, but next time,
I'll take control. I'll order.
791
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,341
-So, next week? Dinner?
-You got it.
792
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:15,843
Followed by hot butt-naked sex?
793
00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:17,929
Just kidding. I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
794
00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:23,101
So, now's the most
difficult part of the evening.
795
00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:24,936
-A kiss goodnight.
-Yes, I know.
796
00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:26,354
-But, I got a...
-What?
797
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:29,857
Let's just count from five backwards
real fast, and just go for it.
798
00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:31,192
-All right. Close your eyes.
-Okay.
799
00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:32,276
-Go.
-Go.
800
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,445
-Five, four, three, two, one, go.
-Five, four, three, two, one, go.
801
00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:36,864
God, I'm sorry. I missed.
802
00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:40,159
-I guess I've to do it again, right?
-No. No. I'll do it.
803
00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:41,244
Okay.
804
00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:44,497
-Bye.
-Good night, Angela.
805
00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,624
-Night. Thank you.
-See you next week.
806
00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:48,668
Bye.
807
00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:56,259
Bye.
808
00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:00,388
That's Korean
for "I'm sorry I shot you,
809
00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:01,806
"but I thought you were
robbing my store."
810
00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:03,975
Bye-bye.
811
00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:13,568
What an incredible evening.
812
00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:15,570
Did you see Jordan's last shot?
813
00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:18,072
The man must've been 60 feet up, huh?
814
00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:20,283
Yeah, he really can jump.
815
00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:27,165
You want me to come get a cab
with you or something?
816
00:44:27,623 --> 00:44:29,208
No. No. I'm fine.
817
00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:32,336
But you can walk me to the elevator.
818
00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:35,756
What a treat.
819
00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:41,012
Yo, man, she's a lesbo.
820
00:44:41,262 --> 00:44:44,056
-The term is gay, all right, Tyler?
-All right.
821
00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:45,183
Just because a woman
won't sleep with you
822
00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:46,684
doesn't mean that she's homosexual.
823
00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:49,061
Hey, she's not a lesbian, okay?
824
00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:50,813
Yo, man, it's been about three weeks.
825
00:44:51,647 --> 00:44:52,773
She's not a lesbian, man.
826
00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:56,110
Yo, personally, if I was dating
somebody that fine,
827
00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:58,029
I'd wait, what, eight or nine months.
828
00:44:58,571 --> 00:45:00,364
You can wait eight or nine years
829
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:02,366
and you wouldn't never
have no woman that fine.
830
00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:07,788
You a wild boy.
831
00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:11,500
But at least my lady ain't leavin' me
for no damn Guardian Angel.
832
00:45:11,584 --> 00:45:13,753
Why you do that, man? Why you do that?
833
00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:16,380
I'd have fucked him up
if he didn't know that karate shit.
834
00:45:16,464 --> 00:45:17,757
Come on, man, come on.
Calm, man. Stop, stop.
835
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,592
You gonna give the brother
a heart attack. Okay, stop.
836
00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:21,969
Breathe. Breathe.
Let the brother relax, man.
837
00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:24,639
All right, man. I'm just playin'.
I'm just playin'.
838
00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:26,390
-Can I ask you somethin' though, man?
-What?
839
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:27,975
Did you bang Angela yet?
840
00:45:28,768 --> 00:45:30,394
Good question. Good question.
841
00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:32,813
Man, Angela and I are just
tryin' to get to know each other
842
00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,482
on a platonic level, all right?
843
00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:35,858
Okay.
844
00:45:35,942 --> 00:45:38,277
So, in other words,
you ain't hit the twizzer!
845
00:45:38,361 --> 00:45:39,904
-Not a drop.
-Twizzer?
846
00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:43,407
What's that? Another one of your
colloquialisms for vagina, Tyler?
847
00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:45,660
I know what you're gettin' at, man.
848
00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:48,079
You think just because
I have a low sperm count,
849
00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:49,497
that I can't function normally.
850
00:45:49,830 --> 00:45:51,165
But, see, I don't know why it's low.
851
00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:52,917
It should be high.
You ain't shootin' nothing.
852
00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:56,420
Man, will you stop.
Leave the brother alone.
853
00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:58,464
You shouldn't make fun
of the afflicted. He got a problem.
854
00:45:58,714 --> 00:46:00,758
Yeah, he got a handicap sign
on his balls.
855
00:46:00,841 --> 00:46:02,009
-Stop that, man.
-Yo, man,
856
00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:06,013
a very well-known doctor told me that
by wearing the proper underwear, man,
857
00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:08,099
that will cool my testicle walls, man.
858
00:46:08,182 --> 00:46:09,558
And that can reverse
my whole condition.
859
00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:11,936
Okay. Well, let me get you
some Icy Hot.
860
00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:14,855
Howdy Doody.
861
00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:16,816
At least I have had sex in the '90s.
862
00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:21,362
-What's that?
-You know what I'm talking about.
863
00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:23,864
Yo, don't even try.
You know I gets mine!
864
00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:25,032
Brother, please.
865
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:27,702
Hey, listen, you are the no-pussy-
gettingest-talkingest-shittinest
866
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,203
-cat I know.
-Yo, Marcus,
867
00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:32,081
yo, don't even try it.
You know me, for real.
868
00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:35,668
And all I'm saying to you is that
if you ain't bangin' Jacqueline yet,
869
00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:39,630
something wrong with her, man.
Or something wrong with the twizzer!
870
00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:42,717
There's nothing wrong with Jacqueline,
and there's nothing wrong with me.
871
00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:44,927
It's gonna take
a little longer than I thought.
872
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:54,812
Are you okay?
873
00:46:55,021 --> 00:46:56,063
Yeah, I'm fine.
874
00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:58,691
It's just that these sales conventions
are really boring, you know?
875
00:46:58,774 --> 00:46:59,817
I'm not looking forward to it.
876
00:47:00,026 --> 00:47:02,611
Yeah, they can be pretty boring,
but we're going to New Orleans.
877
00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:04,322
-Have you ever been to New Orleans?
-No.
878
00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:07,241
It seems like it's a sexy town.
879
00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:11,537
Yeah, it's a real...
It's a romantic town.
880
00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:15,166
You know? It's the kind of place
where you just take somebody
881
00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:18,919
that you love and just sit back,
relax, throw on jazz,
882
00:47:19,003 --> 00:47:21,213
and just... Just chill.
883
00:47:22,381 --> 00:47:23,382
You know?
884
00:47:28,804 --> 00:47:31,098
That's something you can do when
Jacqueline gets in town, you know.
885
00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:34,685
Now, where'd that come from?
886
00:47:35,895 --> 00:47:37,688
I don't know.
Where did that come from?
887
00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:40,274
-Who said that?
-I think you said it.
888
00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:43,527
It sounded like it came out
of your mouth. From nowhere.
889
00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:46,530
I just... You know,
I think you're cool.
890
00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:50,201
I like you and
I was just being concerned.
891
00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:51,911
All up in my business.
892
00:47:52,161 --> 00:47:53,579
I wasn't trying to pry, really.
893
00:47:53,662 --> 00:47:55,498
Do I look like the kind of girl
that would be prying?
894
00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:58,709
Well, not five minutes ago,
but now you look like the one.
895
00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:00,419
You look up "pry" in the dictionary,
896
00:48:00,503 --> 00:48:01,921
it'd be your picture
next to it, like...
897
00:48:32,201 --> 00:48:33,494
Look who's cookin' now.
898
00:48:47,341 --> 00:48:48,342
Marcus!
899
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:57,476
-What's the matter with you?
-Stop it.
900
00:48:58,727 --> 00:48:59,728
-What?
-Stop.
901
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,898
Okay, okay. Stop it, Marcus.
902
00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:04,525
I think that we should go home.
903
00:49:05,109 --> 00:49:06,110
Let's... Let's go home.
904
00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:12,241
Well, that was pretty great, huh?
905
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,743
Yeah, pretty great.
906
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,756
Well, you enjoy that mint.
907
00:49:28,257 --> 00:49:31,135
I hope it's refreshing and chocolatey.
908
00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:39,435
My key won't work.
909
00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:44,899
Shit.
910
00:49:47,359 --> 00:49:48,402
Hey, Marcus.
911
00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:51,447
Why don't you come here for a second?
912
00:49:51,614 --> 00:49:54,116
I'm not playing.
My key is not working. You know?
913
00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:57,870
Please?
914
00:52:00,242 --> 00:52:01,243
Yes!
915
00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:03,537
Yes!
916
00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:24,058
She's amazing.
She even has pretty feet, this girl.
917
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:26,894
-Yeah? How's the coochy?
-Man, that is crass.
918
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:27,978
May I help you?
919
00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:29,605
No. We're okay. We're just browsing.
920
00:52:35,194 --> 00:52:36,278
-He's trippin'.
-Now, look, look.
921
00:52:36,362 --> 00:52:37,404
I'm a realist, right?
922
00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:40,324
If the coochy is good,
everything else falls into place.
923
00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:42,326
It's more than sex with this girl.
924
00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:44,870
I dig her, you know, her spirit
and her mind and everything.
925
00:52:44,953 --> 00:52:45,954
She's bad!
926
00:52:46,038 --> 00:52:47,623
-You know, she could be Mrs. Graham.
-Yeah?
927
00:52:47,706 --> 00:52:49,541
You think I'm joking.
She's that bad, man.
928
00:52:51,251 --> 00:52:53,087
Marcus is in love.
929
00:52:53,337 --> 00:52:54,380
Yo!
930
00:52:54,546 --> 00:52:56,382
Yo, I'm getting this, Marcus.
Step off.
931
00:52:56,465 --> 00:52:58,550
That jacket is $1,800.
932
00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:00,469
No refunds.
933
00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:02,388
What you think, I can't pay for it?
934
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:05,307
Well, there is no layaway plan.
935
00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:08,644
Hey, we're okay.
We don't need any help.
936
00:53:08,936 --> 00:53:10,437
We don't keep cash in the store.
937
00:53:15,818 --> 00:53:17,361
He's a sucker, man.
Don't even trip on that.
938
00:53:17,444 --> 00:53:18,737
-The racial...
-Yeah, you right, man.
939
00:53:18,821 --> 00:53:20,823
-Don't even trip on that, man.
-Wait. No refund?
940
00:53:20,906 --> 00:53:22,991
I mean, what's he think,
we gonna take the jacket, wear it,
941
00:53:23,117 --> 00:53:25,994
stank it all up to be damned,
and then, like, give it back to him?
942
00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:28,038
We can't get over this...
943
00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:29,540
There's a certain group of people
944
00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:31,375
with a natural fear of Black people.
945
00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:33,460
They're programed, you know.
Like, watch... Now!
946
00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:36,714
See how frightened he was, just from
a Black man screaming "now" at him?
947
00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:38,090
He thought it was
the end of the world.
948
00:53:40,676 --> 00:53:42,386
-Well, what do you think?
-People are gonna love this.
949
00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:43,804
-You think so?
-Yes, I really do.
950
00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:46,849
I think that this is going to be
great for her image.
951
00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:47,933
Well, look at this one.
952
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:50,144
Angela.
953
00:53:51,937 --> 00:53:54,773
-You like it? Really?
-Yes. I like it. I like it a lot.
954
00:53:54,857 --> 00:53:56,608
Great. Thank you. Guess what?
955
00:53:57,109 --> 00:53:59,445
Marcus thinks we ought to go
to the Caribbean to shoot this.
956
00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:01,196
The Caribbean?
957
00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:04,283
-It's expensive.
-I know.
958
00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:06,535
But it's nice. No, it's a nice idea.
959
00:54:07,202 --> 00:54:08,871
Well, you know Marcus
and his big ideas.
960
00:54:08,954 --> 00:54:10,038
I do.
961
00:54:11,039 --> 00:54:12,499
You know, speaking of Marcus,
962
00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:17,087
I hear he's got a real reputation.
963
00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:20,591
Bony T told you that, right?
964
00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:24,762
Well, Angela,
965
00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:28,098
I can confirm
966
00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:30,934
that Marcus' reputation
967
00:54:31,018 --> 00:54:34,271
is extremely well-deserved.
968
00:54:34,646 --> 00:54:36,023
You can confirm it?
969
00:54:36,982 --> 00:54:38,192
Like you and Marcus have...
970
00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:41,361
Oh, God, this man. He's wonderful.
971
00:54:41,445 --> 00:54:42,905
I mean, he's kind of...
972
00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:44,531
He's magnificent.
973
00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:48,869
And he just happens to have
the best ass I have ever seen.
974
00:54:49,912 --> 00:54:50,954
Hey, baby, you got a sec?
975
00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:53,499
-Marcus, hi. Oh, God!
-Hi.
976
00:54:56,210 --> 00:54:59,254
What did I walk in on?
What are y'all talking about?
977
00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:00,756
God, we're talking about work.
978
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:02,007
-Work.
-No, no, no.
979
00:55:02,216 --> 00:55:03,967
You're both blushing.
Something's up. What's up?
980
00:55:04,510 --> 00:55:05,844
Art. Art.
981
00:55:05,928 --> 00:55:08,222
It's a girl issue that's happening.
What's up? Talk to me.
982
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:10,140
-Oh, God.
-Girliness?
983
00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:11,308
-Girliness.
-Nothing.
984
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:13,477
-Why you leaving? It's Gerard.
-It's time to go.
985
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:14,853
-No, Gerard hit it, didn't he?
-No. No.
986
00:55:14,937 --> 00:55:15,938
-He hit it.
-Hi'[ it?
987
00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:18,732
Gerard could not hit it
if he had a bat, okay?
988
00:55:18,816 --> 00:55:20,192
You want to keep it a secret, huh?
989
00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:22,444
But you know he hit it.
It's Gerard, isn't it?
990
00:55:22,528 --> 00:55:23,529
I don't know.
991
00:55:24,279 --> 00:55:25,739
Have your little secrets.
That's not why I came here.
992
00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:26,824
I came here to tell you
993
00:55:26,907 --> 00:55:28,992
what a wonderful time
I had in New Orleans.
994
00:55:29,243 --> 00:55:30,452
-Marcus. Hon?
-And I... What?
995
00:55:30,536 --> 00:55:31,620
I don't think we should
996
00:55:31,703 --> 00:55:33,288
-do this in the office.
-What?
997
00:55:33,372 --> 00:55:34,456
-I really gotta stop.
-Fuck it.
998
00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:35,707
I've got to... Come on.
999
00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:39,211
Why don't we get on top of the desk
and get frisky and we'll... You know.
1000
00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:42,756
Listen.
1001
00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:47,094
You're not getting serious on me,
are you?
1002
00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:51,056
What you talking about,
am I getting serious? What is that?
1003
00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:52,516
Well, you know.
1004
00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:56,019
Where you want this to grow
1005
00:55:56,103 --> 00:55:58,021
into a relationship where...
1006
00:55:59,022 --> 00:56:01,775
God, we're together all the time,
and stuff like that.
1007
00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:03,318
-Are you?
-Excuse me.
1008
00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:08,490
I know that you are not telling me
that New Orleans was a fling.
1009
00:56:10,450 --> 00:56:12,327
No. No. No.
1010
00:56:13,495 --> 00:56:14,705
I had a great time in New Orleans.
1011
00:56:16,248 --> 00:56:17,749
You know I had a great time
in New Orleans.
1012
00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:20,085
So what's the problem?
1013
00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:21,670
Well, I just think that
1014
00:56:23,130 --> 00:56:27,384
New Orleans was New Orleans
and we should leave it at that.
1015
00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:34,141
It's not like I'm trying to, you know,
pressure you or anything like that.
1016
00:56:34,433 --> 00:56:36,101
No. No. No, no, no.
1017
00:56:36,310 --> 00:56:38,145
I'm not proposing or anything,
you know.
1018
00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:40,355
-Of course not.
-My tuxedo wasn't ironed
1019
00:56:40,439 --> 00:56:41,565
or nothing like that, you know.
1020
00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:44,484
I believe in taking things slow, too.
1021
00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:46,403
Exactly. That's what
I'm talking about.
1022
00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:48,405
I was just wondering
1023
00:56:48,488 --> 00:56:49,990
when we could see each other again,
that's all.
1024
00:56:53,368 --> 00:56:55,829
I don't know.
I'm kind of busy right now.
1025
00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:57,456
I just found out
1026
00:56:57,539 --> 00:57:00,751
that I'm gonna have to be
spending a lot of time out of town.
1027
00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:03,962
So, I'll get back to you, okay?
1028
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:06,423
You'll get back to me?
1029
00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:08,967
I don't have my schedule.
1030
00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:11,929
My secretary's out of town.
He won some kind of office pool.
1031
00:57:12,012 --> 00:57:13,221
So, I'll call you.
1032
00:57:13,305 --> 00:57:16,058
"Marcus, with regards
to us doing it again,
1033
00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:18,018
"I'll get back to you." That's...
1034
00:57:18,226 --> 00:57:19,645
That's a new one on Marcus.
1035
00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:22,522
Well, just don't make me
wait too long,
1036
00:57:22,606 --> 00:57:24,524
'cause it's not like I gotta,
you know, sit by the telephone
1037
00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:26,818
to wait for someone to get back to me.
You know what I'm saying?
1038
00:57:26,902 --> 00:57:27,945
No. No.
1039
00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:31,615
I realize that you of all people
will not be waiting alone,
1040
00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:34,242
so I will try and get back
to you soon.
1041
00:57:38,872 --> 00:57:39,957
You're gonna call me, right?
1042
00:58:07,734 --> 00:58:08,777
Hello? Yes? Yes?
1043
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:09,861
-Hello?
-Yes?
1044
00:58:10,028 --> 00:58:11,113
-Mr. Graham?
Mes.
1045
00:58:11,697 --> 00:58:13,156
Miss Broyer had asked me to tell you
1046
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,158
that she's free the evening
of the 12th.
1047
00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:20,664
The 12th is three weeks from now.
1048
00:58:21,540 --> 00:58:23,417
Sorry. That's her first opening.
1049
00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:25,377
Should I pencil you in?
1050
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:32,801
Yeah.
1051
00:58:34,219 --> 00:58:35,929
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
1052
00:58:42,811 --> 00:58:45,897
Marcus!
1053
00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:00,203
Yo, brother, man.
1054
00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:02,039
Gold watches, gold chains.
1055
00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:04,541
Yo, brother, you gotta
show some gold to get that girl.
1056
00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:07,002
I'm cool, y'all. I already have
a watch. But thank you.
1057
00:59:07,461 --> 00:59:09,171
-Gucci.
-That's a nice watch.
1058
00:59:09,254 --> 00:59:10,714
-Thank you.
-Watch your back.
1059
00:59:16,595 --> 00:59:18,221
Can you tell me what time
the show starts?
1060
00:59:20,932 --> 00:59:21,933
Of course I am.
1061
00:59:22,267 --> 00:59:23,310
Brother, please, can I just...
1062
00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:24,936
I just want to know
what time the show starts.
1063
00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:26,396
Hold on for a second.
1064
00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:28,315
What?
1065
00:59:28,940 --> 00:59:30,901
What time does the show start?
1066
00:59:31,276 --> 00:59:32,819
The show started half an hour ago.
1067
00:59:33,487 --> 00:59:35,155
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
1068
00:59:35,447 --> 00:59:37,491
-You're very good at this job.
-I know this.
1069
00:59:39,534 --> 00:59:40,702
Some punkass nigga.
1070
00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:43,830
Yeah, hi. What time does Flight 97
from Toronto get in?
1071
00:59:45,624 --> 00:59:46,625
Three hours ago!
1072
00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:49,086
Okay, was there
a Jacqueline Broyer on the plane?
1073
00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:51,630
What do you mean
you can't give out that information?
1074
00:59:51,713 --> 00:59:52,964
This is flight information, right?
1075
00:59:53,965 --> 00:59:55,050
Then why do you call it flight...
1076
00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:57,052
Forget it, forget it. Thank you.
1077
01:00:00,972 --> 01:00:02,516
Can you check to see
if there's been any accidents
1078
01:00:02,641 --> 01:00:04,101
between JFK and Midtown, please?
1079
01:00:05,852 --> 01:00:07,437
Well, what the hell is 911 for?
1080
01:00:08,313 --> 01:00:09,898
Well, I want to talk to the...
1081
01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:17,155
Hello.
1082
01:00:17,697 --> 01:00:19,032
You finally decided to show up.
1083
01:00:19,866 --> 01:00:23,328
I had some meetings that ran over
so I had to take a later flight.
1084
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:30,794
And you can't pick up the telephone
and call somebody, right?
1085
01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:33,255
Well, I would have called, Marcus,
1086
01:00:33,338 --> 01:00:35,090
but they didn't have a phone
on the plane.
1087
01:00:36,967 --> 01:00:39,302
I wasted $200 on tickets.
1088
01:00:39,386 --> 01:00:41,304
Just wasted.
And it's all your fault, okay.
1089
01:00:42,347 --> 01:00:43,348
I'm sorry.
1090
01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:45,600
Why don't I just give you
the money for the tickets?
1091
01:00:45,684 --> 01:00:47,060
It has nothing to do
with the money, okay?
1092
01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:49,563
You're being inconsiderate.
You didn't call me, you didn't do...
1093
01:00:50,063 --> 01:00:51,523
I was calling all over New York
for you.
1094
01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:53,400
You could have been lying
on the side of a road somewhere!
1095
01:00:53,859 --> 01:00:54,901
That's very sweet.
1096
01:00:55,026 --> 01:00:56,194
That's very, very sweet.
1097
01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:02,075
One of my tricks, okay?
I know the flower thing.
1098
01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:05,537
Listen, I'm upset with you.
1099
01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:08,165
What you did was inconsiderate,
and I'm upset.
1100
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:12,919
Well, maybe I should just go.
1101
01:01:14,963 --> 01:01:17,549
Yeah, I'll go.
1102
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:30,437
Listen, look, I had a long day.
1103
01:01:30,979 --> 01:01:32,105
You had a long day.
1104
01:01:32,439 --> 01:01:34,482
And I'm trippin', I'm buggin' out,
1105
01:01:34,566 --> 01:01:36,318
and maybe I'm going
a little overboard.
1106
01:01:36,401 --> 01:01:37,694
Why don't you go dry off
1107
01:01:37,777 --> 01:01:39,362
and let's put this whole thing
behind us.
1108
01:01:39,446 --> 01:01:41,364
And let's just squash
this whole thing.
1109
01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:45,160
So, does this mean
that you forgive me?
1110
01:01:45,994 --> 01:01:48,371
This means that
I'm being a bit emotional
1111
01:01:48,455 --> 01:01:51,166
and I acknowledge that,
and we should just squash it.
1112
01:01:53,084 --> 01:01:57,172
Well, I think it means you forgive me.
1113
01:02:04,137 --> 01:02:06,097
You have no clothes on
underneath the coat.
1114
01:02:06,181 --> 01:02:07,182
No.
1115
01:02:12,646 --> 01:02:13,730
You're too much.
1116
01:02:14,856 --> 01:02:16,316
See? You knew...
You knew you were wrong,
1117
01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:17,901
that's why you came over here
in your drawers.
1118
01:02:18,276 --> 01:02:19,486
You knew that act wasn't right.
1119
01:02:31,039 --> 01:02:32,916
Jacqueline, Jacqueline.
1120
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:34,459
Jacqueline...
1121
01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:45,762
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
I don't want to come yet,
1122
01:02:45,845 --> 01:02:46,972
I don't want to come yet,
I don't want to come...
1123
01:02:47,055 --> 01:02:48,848
No, no, no, no,
wan, wan, wan, wan.
1124
01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:53,812
Yeah!
1125
01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:55,605
Yes!
1126
01:03:02,696 --> 01:03:04,114
Wait, wait... No, wait.
1127
01:03:04,197 --> 01:03:05,949
Don't do nothing.
Don't... Don't do nothing.
1128
01:03:11,913 --> 01:03:13,790
Don't say... Don't say nothing.
1129
01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:15,417
Don't do no... No, no, don't touch me.
1130
01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:16,793
Don't touch me. Don't move. Don't...
1131
01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:19,087
Don't do nothing. Just hold still.
1132
01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:21,798
No! No!
1133
01:03:23,591 --> 01:03:24,592
Shit.
1134
01:03:26,970 --> 01:03:28,596
You knew that was coming,
you knew I was...
1135
01:03:28,930 --> 01:03:29,931
You knew I was...
1136
01:03:36,938 --> 01:03:37,939
I have to call my mother.
1137
01:03:49,909 --> 01:03:50,952
Where you going?
1138
01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:53,371
Home.
1139
01:03:54,205 --> 01:03:56,416
I have to give a speech in the morning
to the board of directors.
1140
01:03:57,959 --> 01:03:58,960
But, thank you.
1141
01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:00,337
You were great.
1142
01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:03,882
God, Marcus, I was so tense
when I got off the plane,
1143
01:04:03,965 --> 01:04:06,801
but you really relaxed me.
1144
01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,556
So, Mr. Graham, thank you.
1145
01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:14,059
You really have to go?
1146
01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:18,146
But I'll call you sometime
tomorrow, okay?
1147
01:04:20,023 --> 01:04:21,316
Get some sleep.
1148
01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:32,285
Call me.
1149
01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,033
Would anyone care for some dessert?
1150
01:05:12,659 --> 01:05:14,994
Yeah, I'll have the tiramisu.
1151
01:05:15,495 --> 01:05:16,996
I just want some coffee.
1152
01:05:18,081 --> 01:05:19,290
And for the lady?
1153
01:05:20,291 --> 01:05:21,376
I'm on a diet.
1154
01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:23,878
-Very good.
-Diet?
1155
01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:26,756
Diet, schmiet. What are you crazy?
You look great.
1156
01:05:27,132 --> 01:05:28,633
I can't wait to get you
down in the Caribbean.
1157
01:05:29,551 --> 01:05:31,386
I'm not sure I'm going anywhere.
1158
01:05:32,011 --> 01:05:34,514
Well, you've gotta go.
Marcus has planned a wonderful trip.
1159
01:05:34,597 --> 01:05:35,682
We're gonna have a lot of fun.
1160
01:05:37,142 --> 01:05:39,436
Yeah. I'm gonna make
a phone call, all right?
1161
01:05:39,519 --> 01:05:40,603
-Yeah, go make a phone call.
-Excuse me.
1162
01:05:40,687 --> 01:05:41,729
We'll be here.
1163
01:05:42,897 --> 01:05:44,482
Hey, listen,
1164
01:05:44,816 --> 01:05:47,026
I know you were a little concerned
about how the layout was gonna be,
1165
01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:48,194
but I'm picturing you
1166
01:05:48,278 --> 01:05:50,113
and these beautiful
white sand beaches, right?
1167
01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:51,656
These powder blue skies.
1168
01:05:51,739 --> 01:05:53,116
Crystal beautiful water.
1169
01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:56,035
You stand in the middle of
all this looking breathtaking.
1170
01:05:56,119 --> 01:05:58,371
So, when are we gonna fuck?
1171
01:06:00,623 --> 01:06:01,749
What?
1172
01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:05,462
According to Jacqueline,
you are really great in bed.
1173
01:06:06,504 --> 01:06:08,465
Jacqueline told you
I was really good in bed.
1174
01:06:09,507 --> 01:06:11,759
Well, according to Jacqueline,
1175
01:06:12,093 --> 01:06:15,346
you really know how to
move your ass, you know?
1176
01:06:16,264 --> 01:06:18,475
She told you I know
how to move my ass in bed.
1177
01:06:19,017 --> 01:06:20,059
Okay.
1178
01:06:20,143 --> 01:06:24,355
Okay, well, I don't know what
Miss Jacqueline has told you,
1179
01:06:24,439 --> 01:06:25,648
but it's not that kind of party.
1180
01:06:25,732 --> 01:06:26,733
And I'd appreciate it if...
1181
01:06:27,025 --> 01:06:28,818
Hey! What's the matter with you?
Stop that!
1182
01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:32,030
Stop, stop it. Will you stop it?
Get out of here.
1183
01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:35,116
Man, I don't believe this.
1184
01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:38,036
You are going to turn down
1185
01:06:38,578 --> 01:06:40,455
a pussy like this?
1186
01:06:41,623 --> 01:06:43,541
Staring you smack in your face?
1187
01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:45,335
No man can turn down this pussy.
1188
01:06:45,627 --> 01:06:47,170
-Will you stop it?
-I don't know any man
1189
01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:49,214
that can refuse this pussy!
1190
01:06:49,422 --> 01:06:51,716
Stop saying pussy,
people are eating in here.
1191
01:06:51,799 --> 01:06:53,801
Pussy! Pussy!
1192
01:06:53,885 --> 01:06:56,221
Pussy! Pussy!
1193
01:06:56,554 --> 01:06:57,639
Pussy.
1194
01:06:57,722 --> 01:07:00,391
Pus, pus, PUSSY!
1195
01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:02,727
Trying to find our cat.
1196
01:07:03,603 --> 01:07:04,771
Where is that cat?
1197
01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:07,565
What's the matter with you?
Stop saying that.
1198
01:07:07,649 --> 01:07:09,526
What's the matter with you?
You don't like women?
1199
01:07:12,070 --> 01:07:13,071
Yes, that's it.
1200
01:07:13,446 --> 01:07:15,281
I don't like women, I'm gay.
1201
01:07:15,615 --> 01:07:16,699
You're not gay.
1202
01:07:17,325 --> 01:07:19,702
You're not gay,
you just don't want to fuck me.
1203
01:07:21,204 --> 01:07:22,747
I know a gay man when I see one.
1204
01:07:22,830 --> 01:07:25,500
I know what a gay guy looks like.
My brother is gay!
1205
01:07:26,209 --> 01:07:28,044
And you, you! He's gay.
1206
01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:31,005
And he is gay!
1207
01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:46,145
Okay, Marcus Graham,
what did you say to her?
1208
01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:47,230
-What did I say?
-Do you realize,
1209
01:07:47,313 --> 01:07:49,774
I heard this woman screaming
from the bathroom?
1210
01:07:49,857 --> 01:07:51,067
-Do you realize that!
-How dare you discuss
1211
01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:53,403
what I do with you in bed sexually
with that woman.
1212
01:07:53,486 --> 01:07:54,529
As soon as you leave the room,
1213
01:07:54,612 --> 01:07:56,781
she starts going on about
how she wants to fuck me.
1214
01:07:56,864 --> 01:07:58,825
How could you talk about
what I do with you to this woman?
1215
01:07:58,908 --> 01:07:59,909
-She said that?
-Yeah, she...
1216
01:07:59,993 --> 01:08:01,244
-And I know you said it...
-She's a little off.
1217
01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:03,162
No, she starts talking about
how my ass moves,
1218
01:08:03,246 --> 01:08:04,289
and I know you said it, listen.
1219
01:08:04,372 --> 01:08:06,666
Don't expect me to sleep with people
for business reasons, okay?
1220
01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:08,334
You did with Lady Eloise.
1221
01:08:08,835 --> 01:08:10,545
Excuse me, that is a rumor.
1222
01:08:10,628 --> 01:08:12,422
We do not know
if I slept with Lady Eloise.
1223
01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:14,299
I had a chitchat with Lady Eloise.
1224
01:08:14,382 --> 01:08:16,134
-Please, Marcus.
-No, "Oh, please", my ass!
1225
01:08:16,217 --> 01:08:17,927
-Oh, God!
-Don't discuss what I do
1226
01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:19,304
with you with other people.
1227
01:08:28,688 --> 01:08:29,689
I'll handle this.
1228
01:08:37,655 --> 01:08:39,449
Okay, Strangé, what's the problem?
1229
01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:41,117
What problem?
1230
01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:43,578
I'm not going.
1231
01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:44,871
Now, listen.
1232
01:08:45,496 --> 01:08:47,957
You're gonna have yourself
on the plane
1233
01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:51,336
or I will not only take back
the million-two I'm paying you,
1234
01:08:51,794 --> 01:08:54,172
I will sue you for
every goddammed dime you've got.
1235
01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:55,506
Now, do you understand that?
1236
01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:07,268
What an absolutely
exhausting evening, huh?
1237
01:09:10,938 --> 01:09:12,148
To tell you the truth, Marcus,
1238
01:09:13,316 --> 01:09:14,609
I don't feel very well.
1239
01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:18,488
Don't touch me.
1240
01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:20,823
Don't touch me.
You made me feel dirty,
1241
01:09:20,907 --> 01:09:23,201
and I don't believe this whole thing
is happening to me, okay?
1242
01:09:23,284 --> 01:09:24,327
Look at you.
1243
01:09:24,535 --> 01:09:27,538
God, Marcus,
you're getting yourself all upset
1244
01:09:28,581 --> 01:09:29,582
and worked up over nothing.
1245
01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:32,043
Nothing? That's what sex is to you,
nothing, huh?
1246
01:09:32,126 --> 01:09:34,712
What ever happened to caring
and sharing and commitment?
1247
01:09:34,962 --> 01:09:36,381
I know it sounds
a little old-fashioned,
1248
01:09:36,464 --> 01:09:38,132
but some people still think
things like that are important.
1249
01:09:38,216 --> 01:09:40,802
And you made it painfully obvious
that you're not one of them people.
1250
01:09:42,887 --> 01:09:47,975
Well, why don't I give you
a second to think about it?
1251
01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:49,769
-Really?
-Yeah.
1252
01:09:51,938 --> 01:09:52,980
Yeah.
1253
01:09:53,064 --> 01:09:56,484
I think you should, you know,
do your own thing.
1254
01:09:58,611 --> 01:09:59,612
Okay, Marcus.
1255
01:10:00,905 --> 01:10:01,906
It's over.
1256
01:10:05,660 --> 01:10:06,661
Good night.
1257
01:10:07,954 --> 01:10:08,955
Good night.
1258
01:10:44,574 --> 01:10:46,284
Marcus! Marcus!
1259
01:10:47,326 --> 01:10:50,329
I don't believe the way
you let her dog you out like that.
1260
01:10:50,538 --> 01:10:53,291
You walk around with
your head down, mopin'.
1261
01:10:53,624 --> 01:10:55,918
Where's your pride?
Where's your dignity?
1262
01:10:56,794 --> 01:10:57,795
You think Malcolm X died
1263
01:10:57,879 --> 01:10:59,547
so you could walk around
lookin' like a chump?
1264
01:11:00,465 --> 01:11:03,301
Hey, Bony, not today, okay?
1265
01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:05,094
Sad, man.
1266
01:11:07,889 --> 01:11:10,516
First, The Fat Boys break up,
now this.
1267
01:11:11,184 --> 01:11:12,268
There's nothin' to believe in.
1268
01:11:25,156 --> 01:11:26,157
Good morning, Marcus.
1269
01:11:32,997 --> 01:11:33,998
Good morning.
1270
01:11:37,084 --> 01:11:38,961
-Good morning.
-Good morning.
1271
01:11:39,045 --> 01:11:40,213
Good morning, Marcus Graham.
1272
01:11:42,048 --> 01:11:43,299
Morning.
1273
01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:11,202
Marcus. Excuse me.
1274
01:12:11,494 --> 01:12:13,913
I need the storyboard
for the Strangé spots.
1275
01:12:14,497 --> 01:12:15,498
I'm shooting next week.
1276
01:12:20,044 --> 01:12:21,128
Shoot whatever you want to shoot.
1277
01:12:22,213 --> 01:12:23,422
Whatever I want to shoot?
1278
01:12:24,048 --> 01:12:25,049
It's your show.
1279
01:12:26,259 --> 01:12:28,094
I have complete autonomy?
1280
01:12:29,053 --> 01:12:30,054
You da man.
1281
01:12:31,973 --> 01:12:33,474
Thank you. Bless you.
1282
01:12:33,724 --> 01:12:34,725
Bye.
1283
01:12:36,561 --> 01:12:38,229
-Excuse me, Jacqueline.
-Yeah?
1284
01:12:38,312 --> 01:12:39,856
Can I talk to you for just a second?
1285
01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:41,107
Yeah, sure.
1286
01:12:43,109 --> 01:12:45,778
I know it's none of my business
what's going on with you and Marcus,
1287
01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:49,448
but can you try
to take it easy on him?
1288
01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:50,867
Please?
1289
01:12:52,243 --> 01:12:53,244
Excuse me?
1290
01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:57,707
Well, whatever it is
you're doing to him,
1291
01:12:58,165 --> 01:12:59,584
it's starting to affect his work.
1292
01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:03,629
What I am doing to him?
1293
01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:05,506
Yeah.
1294
01:13:11,596 --> 01:13:12,680
Well, it seems like
1295
01:13:13,472 --> 01:13:16,601
whatever it is I'm doing to him,
1296
01:13:17,143 --> 01:13:19,020
you are taking rather personally.
1297
01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:21,188
Am I mistaken?
1298
01:13:21,939 --> 01:13:23,441
No, Jackie!
1299
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:27,778
I'm just saying it is affecting
his work, that's all.
1300
01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:30,406
Well, we don't want to do that.
1301
01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:34,785
Thanks, Jack.
1302
01:13:38,539 --> 01:13:40,583
We have something
very exciting coming up.
1303
01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:44,253
After months of hard work
by our creative team,
1304
01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:46,172
you are about to see the commercial
1305
01:13:46,505 --> 01:13:49,383
that will launch our $18 million push
1306
01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:52,303
for the new Strangé fragrance.
1307
01:13:53,095 --> 01:13:54,096
Lights, please.
1308
01:14:03,397 --> 01:14:04,398
How is it?
1309
01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:07,026
I haven't seen it.
I let Nelson do it by himself.
1310
01:14:08,069 --> 01:14:09,820
This is my vision.
1311
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:12,448
It is fabulous!
1312
01:14:12,531 --> 01:14:13,616
Fabulous.
1313
01:15:19,015 --> 01:15:22,476
Strangé. It stinks so good.
1314
01:15:23,227 --> 01:15:25,604
That is ridiculous.
1315
01:15:26,647 --> 01:15:29,900
Well, the board wanted me
to let you go.
1316
01:15:30,818 --> 01:15:33,362
I convinced them
to give you another chance.
1317
01:15:34,780 --> 01:15:37,616
Well, as an employee,
I thank you for saving my job
1318
01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:39,827
and as your lover,
I thank you for ruining my life.
1319
01:15:40,119 --> 01:15:42,371
Come on, Marcus,
I didn't ruin your life.
1320
01:15:43,247 --> 01:15:44,415
You ruined your life.
1321
01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:46,125
I said this was gonna happen.
1322
01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:47,877
I was just hoping
it didn't happen with you.
1323
01:15:52,131 --> 01:15:55,051
The only thing that I can suggest is
1324
01:15:57,178 --> 01:15:59,221
perhaps you should
take a few weeks off.
1325
01:16:03,517 --> 01:16:04,518
Okay.
1326
01:16:34,423 --> 01:16:36,884
There's this one kid
that you are just gonna love.
1327
01:16:36,967 --> 01:16:39,303
He is so cute.
It's really gonna lift you up.
1328
01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:41,013
Marcus.
1329
01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:44,475
I am not going to let you sit
around here and mope all daylong.
1330
01:16:44,558 --> 01:16:45,726
Now, snap out of it!
1331
01:16:45,810 --> 01:16:48,938
Have you been listening to me?
Cupid has his foot in my ass, Angela.
1332
01:16:49,021 --> 01:16:51,273
I have the cure for Cupid, all right?
1333
01:16:51,565 --> 01:16:53,526
Now, when I have problems
with my relationships,
1334
01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:55,820
which is all the time,
1335
01:16:56,821 --> 01:17:00,074
I find out that it's better to take
the focus off myself
1336
01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:02,493
and put it to others.
1337
01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:05,287
I don't want to be around no kids.
1338
01:17:05,371 --> 01:17:07,748
I want to go home and sit in my house
1339
01:17:07,832 --> 01:17:10,835
and look at the wall and listen
to Sade. That's what I want to do.
1340
01:17:10,918 --> 01:17:12,086
-And that's fun?
-Yeah, no...
1341
01:17:12,169 --> 01:17:14,380
But that's where my head is right now.
That's where I need to be.
1342
01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:16,257
-I don't want to go there and paint.
-Come on.
1343
01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:18,217
You can't paint my miseries away.
1344
01:17:18,926 --> 01:17:19,927
Hi.
1345
01:17:20,177 --> 01:17:22,179
Hi, Angela!
1346
01:17:22,429 --> 01:17:24,974
Thank you.
Everybody, this is Mr. Graham.
1347
01:17:27,768 --> 01:17:28,894
Who did that?
1348
01:17:29,854 --> 01:17:32,273
These children are kids
that I teach art to
1349
01:17:32,356 --> 01:17:34,233
whose schools can't afford
art programs.
1350
01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:35,651
That's very nice.
1351
01:17:36,026 --> 01:17:38,112
Now, remember last week we saw...
1352
01:17:38,195 --> 01:17:39,321
I'm gonna whip somebody's ass.
1353
01:17:40,364 --> 01:17:41,365
Sit down, Marcus.
1354
01:17:41,448 --> 01:17:44,952
Remember last week we looked at
collages from Romare Bearden, right?
1355
01:17:45,035 --> 01:17:46,036
Yes.
1356
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:47,663
And this week,
what were you supposed to do?
1357
01:17:48,289 --> 01:17:50,708
Bring your own collages.
1358
01:17:50,791 --> 01:17:53,335
Okay, who wants to
show me theirs first?
1359
01:17:55,171 --> 01:17:56,297
Oh, boy.
1360
01:17:56,630 --> 01:17:57,631
Kenny.
1361
01:17:58,215 --> 01:17:59,383
Assalamu alaikum, my brother.
1362
01:17:59,967 --> 01:18:01,051
Alaikum Salaam.
1363
01:18:02,261 --> 01:18:03,888
Greetings, my Nubian princess.
1364
01:18:04,388 --> 01:18:05,431
My king.
1365
01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:06,849
This is a sun.
1366
01:18:07,266 --> 01:18:08,475
And these are the sun rays,
1367
01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:11,562
and this is a big, giant huge hole
in the ozone layer,
1368
01:18:11,937 --> 01:18:14,273
and this is what's gonna happen
to people and animals
1369
01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:16,984
if we don't fix up
the ozone layer quickly.
1370
01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:18,527
It's very Afro-centric.
1371
01:18:18,819 --> 01:18:21,822
-I like this, Khanya.
-What a lively little thing you are.
1372
01:18:23,157 --> 01:18:24,283
Okay, tell us about this.
1373
01:18:25,117 --> 01:18:26,493
This is my house.
1374
01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:28,579
This is the sun.
1375
01:18:29,371 --> 01:18:32,708
This is a spear, and this is a shield.
1376
01:18:33,751 --> 01:18:35,377
Then we have...
1377
01:18:37,796 --> 01:18:39,882
That right here, is my fish bowl,
1378
01:18:40,090 --> 01:18:41,258
and this is blood.
1379
01:18:41,759 --> 01:18:44,511
Then these are my clothes,
and these are the fish.
1380
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:47,264
Yeah, why...
This is the fish bowl up here, right?
1381
01:18:47,765 --> 01:18:49,350
And these are the fish,
this is the floor.
1382
01:18:49,433 --> 01:18:51,268
Why aren't the fish in the bowl?
1383
01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:53,854
Because I don't want them there.
1384
01:18:54,355 --> 01:18:56,148
-But they can't live on the floor.
-See, again...
1385
01:18:56,232 --> 01:18:58,150
Art... Art can be very abstract.
1386
01:18:58,234 --> 01:19:00,819
It doesn't have to make sense.
Only in the artist's mind.
1387
01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:02,905
-Thank you, Khanya, very much.
-Thank you.
1388
01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:04,365
Thank you, Khanya,
for your interpretations.
1389
01:19:04,448 --> 01:19:05,866
Okay, who's gonna be next?
1390
01:19:08,661 --> 01:19:11,580
Now, you cannot tell me you did not
have fun in there with those kids.
1391
01:19:11,997 --> 01:19:13,249
I ain't sayin' it wasn't fun,
1392
01:19:13,332 --> 01:19:15,584
I'm just sayin' I wasn't
in the right mindset.
1393
01:19:15,668 --> 01:19:16,961
Mindset? What do you mean?
1394
01:19:17,044 --> 01:19:19,463
You didn't think about Jacqueline
one time while you were in there.
1395
01:19:19,964 --> 01:19:21,590
-That's true.
-And I bet you didn't think about
1396
01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:24,343
the Strange commercial either. Right?
1397
01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:27,513
Yeah, you're right. Well, the kids
are a little more inspirational
1398
01:19:27,596 --> 01:19:29,723
-than I've been lately, I'll admit.
-Thank you.
1399
01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:34,520
-I got an idea.
-What?
1400
01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:38,148
I got an idea for the Strangé ad.
1401
01:19:41,527 --> 01:19:42,528
Okay.
1402
01:19:42,611 --> 01:19:43,821
Slow it down...
1403
01:19:44,363 --> 01:19:46,115
Right... Right there.
1404
01:19:51,870 --> 01:19:53,247
Okay. What do you think?
1405
01:19:54,123 --> 01:19:55,874
Well, I like it.
1406
01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:00,754
Hold it. Is that a nipple?
1407
01:20:03,007 --> 01:20:04,341
That's not a nipple. That's a shadow.
1408
01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:05,968
That's a nipple.
1409
01:20:06,260 --> 01:20:07,636
Excuse me, that is a shadow.
1410
01:20:08,262 --> 01:20:09,972
I think it's a shadow of a nipple.
1411
01:20:10,306 --> 01:20:11,307
Come on. Stop playing.
1412
01:20:11,432 --> 01:20:12,433
That's a nipple.
1413
01:20:13,559 --> 01:20:14,643
It's a shadow.
1414
01:20:14,893 --> 01:20:15,894
I'll blow it up.
1415
01:20:18,147 --> 01:20:19,148
It's a nipple,
1416
01:20:20,024 --> 01:20:21,108
'cause I'm droolin'.
1417
01:20:26,155 --> 01:20:29,325
You a little nervous about
meeting Gerard's parents?
1418
01:20:29,950 --> 01:20:31,035
No, I'm not.
1419
01:20:32,369 --> 01:20:35,122
I just don't want them to think
we're a couple, you know.
1420
01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:36,874
Don't even trip.
Gerard ain't even that close
1421
01:20:36,957 --> 01:20:38,292
to his father, first of all.
1422
01:20:39,710 --> 01:20:40,836
You know, I knew it.
1423
01:20:40,919 --> 01:20:43,047
Gerard is really a fun guy, isn't he?
1424
01:20:43,797 --> 01:20:44,798
He is very much fun.
1425
01:20:44,882 --> 01:20:47,843
It's his father and his mother
that are the square ones.
1426
01:20:50,304 --> 01:20:51,305
-Right?
-I got it.
1427
01:20:54,099 --> 01:20:55,601
Happy Thanksgiving!
1428
01:20:56,685 --> 01:20:57,728
Hey, what's up?
1429
01:20:58,437 --> 01:20:59,438
Angela's over there.
1430
01:20:59,521 --> 01:21:01,774
Mr. Jackson! Happy Thanksgiving!
1431
01:21:01,899 --> 01:21:03,859
-You look good.
-How you doin', honey?
1432
01:21:04,526 --> 01:21:06,779
You look great.
1433
01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:08,864
-Thank you. So do you.
-Thanks.
1434
01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:11,325
My parents are here.
1435
01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:15,496
-You look just like your dad.
-Thanks.
1436
01:21:16,205 --> 01:21:17,581
We brought you some chitlins.
1437
01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:20,084
Gerard's mother...
1438
01:21:20,167 --> 01:21:24,046
Angela, Gerard's mother brought us
a whole trough of chitlins.
1439
01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:26,215
-I will take the chitlins.
-Yo, I want a bowl.
1440
01:21:26,298 --> 01:21:28,467
This the little girl
you been talkin' about?
1441
01:21:29,259 --> 01:21:30,344
Agatha?
1442
01:21:30,427 --> 01:21:32,179
Angela. Angela Lewis.
1443
01:21:32,763 --> 01:21:34,515
-That's what I said.
-Nice to meet you.
1444
01:21:34,598 --> 01:21:35,724
Isn't she pretty?
1445
01:21:35,808 --> 01:21:37,935
She looks like one of Marcus' girls.
1446
01:21:39,478 --> 01:21:41,105
Hey. Hey, hey. Why don't...
1447
01:21:41,188 --> 01:21:43,315
Hey, Agatha, why don't
you go back in the kitchen
1448
01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:45,150
and help Mrs. Jackson
with these chitlins? Go on.
1449
01:21:45,234 --> 01:21:46,902
-Y'all go in the kitchen.
-Cutie pie.
1450
01:21:47,694 --> 01:21:49,113
-All right.
-I want to talk to Mr. Jackson.
1451
01:21:49,196 --> 01:21:50,739
Mr. Jackson, come here, man.
1452
01:21:51,365 --> 01:21:52,908
-It's so good to see you.
-It's good seeing you, too.
1453
01:21:52,991 --> 01:21:54,576
Every year, you do something new.
1454
01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:56,995
Now, where'd you get
the mushroom shirt?
1455
01:21:57,246 --> 01:21:58,455
I'm trying to impress you.
You know that.
1456
01:21:58,539 --> 01:22:00,666
I know it. Now, where'd you get
the mushroom shirt? I got to know.
1457
01:22:00,749 --> 01:22:02,751
Well, the secret is
you got to coordinate.
1458
01:22:03,293 --> 01:22:06,380
Most people don't coordinate.
See, you got to coordinate.
1459
01:22:06,463 --> 01:22:07,631
-That's what you did.
-Yeah.
1460
01:22:07,714 --> 01:22:08,799
Interesting.
1461
01:22:09,007 --> 01:22:11,760
See? I told you they don't stink
when you pull the membrane out.
1462
01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:12,845
Momma!
1463
01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:14,596
Now, when you saw me,
you saw the mushroom shirt.
1464
01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:15,973
-I said "mushroom shirt."
-Bang, mushroom shirt.
1465
01:22:16,056 --> 01:22:17,057
-Mushroom shirt.
-Well, see,
1466
01:22:17,141 --> 01:22:18,225
you can't stop at the mushroom shirt.
1467
01:22:18,308 --> 01:22:19,852
-You got to go on.
-I woulda stopped at the shirt.
1468
01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:21,395
-No, you gotta keep going.
-Okay.
1469
01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:22,896
Now, let me show you something.
Look at that.
1470
01:22:23,730 --> 01:22:25,315
You got on a mushroom belt.
1471
01:22:25,399 --> 01:22:27,359
Gerard, did you know your pop's had
1472
01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:29,570
-a mushroom belt on?
-Yes!
1473
01:22:30,362 --> 01:22:31,697
But you don't stop there, you see.
1474
01:22:31,905 --> 01:22:33,073
-You gotta keep going.
-What you got,
1475
01:22:33,157 --> 01:22:35,576
-a mushroom ring?
-Yeah. That's a good idea.
1476
01:22:35,909 --> 01:22:36,910
Look what I got.
1477
01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:39,663
Gerard!
1478
01:22:39,746 --> 01:22:42,332
Did you know on the inside
was special mushroom?
1479
01:22:42,666 --> 01:22:43,709
Yes!
1480
01:22:46,712 --> 01:22:47,921
Simply delicious, Marcus.
1481
01:22:49,006 --> 01:22:51,341
I keep telling Yvonne she should
take cooking lessons from you.
1482
01:22:51,842 --> 01:22:53,010
All she do is cook pork.
1483
01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:55,888
I bet we've eaten everything
on the pig
1484
01:22:56,847 --> 01:22:57,848
from the roota to the toota.
1485
01:22:58,557 --> 01:22:59,725
Eat the whole pig, huh?
1486
01:23:00,184 --> 01:23:02,102
You didn't marry me for my cookin'.
1487
01:23:04,521 --> 01:23:05,522
Got that right, baby.
1488
01:23:06,064 --> 01:23:07,399
That's why we got
little Junior over there.
1489
01:23:09,067 --> 01:23:10,110
Daddy, please!
1490
01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:12,404
Must you embarrass me
in front of my friends
1491
01:23:12,488 --> 01:23:13,864
on every possible occasion?
1492
01:23:14,239 --> 01:23:15,282
Now, see... See there?
1493
01:23:16,074 --> 01:23:17,159
That's your son.
1494
01:23:17,910 --> 01:23:19,828
Private school got him
all fadiddy like that.
1495
01:23:20,204 --> 01:23:22,414
Yeah, man, chill. That's your father.
1496
01:23:22,498 --> 01:23:23,540
Mr. Jackson,
1497
01:23:23,749 --> 01:23:25,000
Angela made this meal.
1498
01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:26,835
I can't take credit for it.
It was Angela.
1499
01:23:27,461 --> 01:23:29,004
-Very good.
-Very good.
1500
01:23:30,047 --> 01:23:31,173
Good pick, Junior.
1501
01:23:31,673 --> 01:23:35,219
Daddy, I told you that
Angela and I are just friends.
1502
01:23:41,308 --> 01:23:42,309
Just friends, huh?
1503
01:23:42,643 --> 01:23:43,644
Yes.
1504
01:23:43,810 --> 01:23:45,103
-Just friends.
-Just friends.
1505
01:23:45,437 --> 01:23:47,397
Leave it alone, hon.
They've told you that 500 times.
1506
01:23:47,481 --> 01:23:49,149
-Just let it go.
-Fine.
1507
01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:50,901
We'll change the subject.
1508
01:23:51,818 --> 01:23:52,819
Now, Marcus,
1509
01:23:54,112 --> 01:23:56,156
I hear a girl at the office
got you pussy whipped.
1510
01:23:58,492 --> 01:24:00,911
Why don't you reverse it?
1511
01:24:01,411 --> 01:24:02,496
Don't be pussy whipped.
1512
01:24:03,455 --> 01:24:05,123
Whip that pussy! Look...
1513
01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:08,377
Daddy! Please!
1514
01:24:11,004 --> 01:24:12,798
If you really insist
on standing around,
1515
01:24:12,881 --> 01:24:14,258
I don't dig the long face, all right?
1516
01:24:14,883 --> 01:24:18,512
Man, my parents been in that
bathroom damn near an hour, man.
1517
01:24:19,471 --> 01:24:20,472
So what?
1518
01:24:20,847 --> 01:24:21,932
But they been in there hittin' it.
1519
01:24:25,852 --> 01:24:27,437
Your parents are smoking
a joint in my bathroom?
1520
01:24:27,813 --> 01:24:29,273
No, they been in there fuckin'.
1521
01:24:34,987 --> 01:24:36,530
Damn! Goodness. What's for desert?
1522
01:25:13,150 --> 01:25:14,359
I'm all right, man. Let's go.
1523
01:25:14,776 --> 01:25:15,777
Let's go eat, man.
1524
01:25:22,618 --> 01:25:23,785
Are you sure you don't want me
to go with you?
1525
01:25:23,869 --> 01:25:24,870
No. That's all right.
1526
01:25:24,953 --> 01:25:27,998
I better run my parents home
before they embarrass me any further.
1527
01:25:28,290 --> 01:25:29,291
Okay.
1528
01:25:29,416 --> 01:25:30,417
-I had a great time.
-Me too.
1529
01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:31,668
-Listen, I'll call you tomorrow.
-Okay.
1530
01:25:34,296 --> 01:25:37,090
I cannot tell y'all how much
fun it is to be with you all.
1531
01:25:37,341 --> 01:25:38,342
So good.
1532
01:25:38,675 --> 01:25:40,052
A piece of coat, I think.
1533
01:25:42,804 --> 01:25:44,681
The rabbit is getting old, baby.
Look at that.
1534
01:25:44,848 --> 01:25:46,558
We can tear another piece off
and make some earrings.
1535
01:25:46,975 --> 01:25:49,019
-We coordinate.
-Yeah.
1536
01:25:49,227 --> 01:25:50,479
Yo. Yo, yo, Yo, Yo-
1537
01:25:50,729 --> 01:25:52,189
-Got a hook up for tonight.
-Who?
1538
01:25:52,272 --> 01:25:53,899
Remember that little girl
I met in Emergency?
1539
01:25:54,316 --> 01:25:56,568
-Yeah.
-Baby got her stitches out.
1540
01:25:58,111 --> 01:25:59,738
What up. I rap to you.
1541
01:25:59,821 --> 01:26:00,864
All right, all right. I gotta go.
1542
01:26:00,947 --> 01:26:03,492
Okay, bye, Tyler.
Take care of yourself.
1543
01:26:03,575 --> 01:26:04,618
See you all later, all right?
1544
01:26:08,121 --> 01:26:09,623
You sure you don't want me
to help you with the dishes?
1545
01:26:09,873 --> 01:26:12,125
-No, I got it. Go on home.
-Okay.
1546
01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:15,462
Where's my coat?
1547
01:26:22,469 --> 01:26:23,470
Angela.
1548
01:26:27,015 --> 01:26:28,016
Yes?
1549
01:26:28,350 --> 01:26:30,143
I'm gonna have to
take you up on that offer.
1550
01:26:31,186 --> 01:26:32,187
Thought so.
1551
01:26:32,646 --> 01:26:33,647
Yes.
1552
01:26:33,980 --> 01:26:35,357
Chitlin juice everywhere.
1553
01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:37,275
I don't know if I can handle it alone.
1554
01:26:43,949 --> 01:26:44,991
I'm so tired.
1555
01:26:45,075 --> 01:26:49,037
I don't care if I never see
another cup or plate again in my life.
1556
01:26:50,414 --> 01:26:51,498
My feet are killing me.
1557
01:26:51,581 --> 01:26:52,958
-Can I take my shoes off?
-Yeah, you can.
1558
01:26:53,041 --> 01:26:55,669
The whole house'll
smell like funky corn chips.
1559
01:26:56,837 --> 01:26:58,296
Please, my feet do not stink.
1560
01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:00,090
Star Trek is coming on.
1561
01:27:00,340 --> 01:27:01,466
I love Star Trek.
1562
01:27:01,633 --> 01:27:03,301
-Do you really?
-Yeah. I'm a Trekkie.
1563
01:27:03,552 --> 01:27:04,928
Get out of here. I'm a Trekkie.
1564
01:27:05,095 --> 01:27:08,557
Look at that. Ain't Captain Kirk
the coolest white man on the planet?
1565
01:27:10,559 --> 01:27:13,270
You can always tell who's gonna
get killed when you watch this show.
1566
01:27:13,937 --> 01:27:15,564
Now, look who...
Look who's beaming down.
1567
01:27:15,981 --> 01:27:19,276
You see Kirk, McCoy,
Spock and Yeoman Johnson.
1568
01:27:19,818 --> 01:27:22,028
Now, doesn't Yeoman Johnson
know he's gonna get killed?
1569
01:27:22,487 --> 01:27:23,572
If I was Yeoman Johnson, I'd say,
1570
01:27:23,655 --> 01:27:25,490
"Hey, I'm not going.
I know what's gonna happen."
1571
01:27:30,829 --> 01:27:32,581
You know, it's amazing
how you've just sort of
1572
01:27:33,206 --> 01:27:35,375
broken down
this whole Star Trek thing.
1573
01:27:35,459 --> 01:27:37,461
I'm a Trekkie,
that's why I broke it down
1574
01:27:37,544 --> 01:27:39,713
to the barest essence of the Trek.
1575
01:27:39,921 --> 01:27:42,048
I'm a Trekkie. I know everything
about Star Trek.
1576
01:27:42,841 --> 01:27:44,301
-What's Captain Kirk's first name?
-Captain...
1577
01:27:44,843 --> 01:27:45,844
Captain.
1578
01:27:46,178 --> 01:27:47,471
No, it's not Captain.
1579
01:27:48,472 --> 01:27:51,683
His name is James T. Kirk. See?
1580
01:27:53,143 --> 01:27:54,603
What's Mr. Spock's last name?
1581
01:27:57,689 --> 01:27:58,774
You didn't even know that...
1582
01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:00,525
His name is Spock Jenkins.
1583
01:28:02,235 --> 01:28:04,863
One of the Jenkins boys from Vulcan.
1584
01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:13,163
We'll talk about it later.
1585
01:29:10,262 --> 01:29:11,304
Hey, what are we doin'?
1586
01:29:13,056 --> 01:29:14,057
We're kissing.
1587
01:29:16,476 --> 01:29:17,602
We ain't supposed to be kissing.
1588
01:29:20,021 --> 01:29:21,022
Why?
1589
01:29:21,565 --> 01:29:22,607
'Cause we're friends.
1590
01:29:26,862 --> 01:29:27,863
So?
1591
01:29:28,530 --> 01:29:29,531
Friends can kiss.
1592
01:30:24,586 --> 01:30:26,004
It's good. It's very good.
1593
01:30:27,005 --> 01:30:28,214
Congratulations, Marcus.
1594
01:30:29,007 --> 01:30:31,760
Congratulate Angela.
It was mostly her idea.
1595
01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:35,972
Nice going, Angela.
1596
01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:38,516
Thanks.
1597
01:30:42,187 --> 01:30:43,188
Hey, you.
1598
01:30:44,940 --> 01:30:46,566
Yo, man, it's racial.
1599
01:30:47,442 --> 01:30:49,569
-Well, expand.
-All right, man, check it out.
1600
01:30:49,736 --> 01:30:52,280
The white ball dominates everything,
right?
1601
01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:54,074
Knocks the shit
out of the yellow ball,
1602
01:30:54,157 --> 01:30:55,533
the red ball, right?
1603
01:30:56,076 --> 01:30:57,202
And the game's over
1604
01:30:57,702 --> 01:31:01,039
when the white ball drives
the black ball
1605
01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:02,707
completely off the table.
1606
01:31:04,626 --> 01:31:05,835
Now why is that?
1607
01:31:06,503 --> 01:31:09,422
I don't know, but I'm sure
you'll tell me, my brother.
1608
01:31:10,966 --> 01:31:11,967
Sure, you're right.
1609
01:31:12,634 --> 01:31:13,718
Look,
1610
01:31:14,177 --> 01:31:17,389
it's because of the white man's fear
1611
01:31:18,223 --> 01:31:22,268
of the sexual potency of Black balls.
1612
01:31:25,355 --> 01:31:27,399
Now, that one was kind of interesting.
That was interesting.
1613
01:31:27,482 --> 01:31:29,442
-You see...
-I see where you're going.
1614
01:31:29,526 --> 01:31:31,486
And the pool table is the Earth,
that's why it's green.
1615
01:31:32,237 --> 01:31:33,822
See, your shit is coming out now.
1616
01:31:33,905 --> 01:31:35,281
And the world,
they used to think it was flat.
1617
01:31:37,117 --> 01:31:38,118
School him!
1618
01:31:38,201 --> 01:31:39,452
Hey, when you do
The Oprah Winfrey Show,
1619
01:31:39,536 --> 01:31:40,662
I want to be in the front row.
1620
01:31:40,745 --> 01:31:42,872
It's not about jokes.
Me and him are here. It's not about...
1621
01:31:42,956 --> 01:31:44,582
Hey, that one was that one
was kind of deep.
1622
01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:46,167
You went to the bottom of the ocean
on that one.
1623
01:31:47,043 --> 01:31:48,378
Yeah, but losers get the beers, so.
1624
01:31:48,461 --> 01:31:50,755
I'm gonna get the beer,
but see how our thing is here?
1625
01:31:50,839 --> 01:31:52,215
Yeah. We are on the same wavelength.
1626
01:31:52,298 --> 01:31:53,675
-See? There it is.
-We're the same cat.
1627
01:31:54,592 --> 01:31:56,594
-Get him, then.
-I'll get him. I'm gonna work on him.
1628
01:31:56,678 --> 01:31:57,679
-All right.
-All right.
1629
01:31:59,681 --> 01:32:00,807
Yo, man, he's gettin' worse.
1630
01:32:01,141 --> 01:32:02,851
We got to find him a woman, quick!
1631
01:32:03,435 --> 01:32:04,436
He'll be all right.
1632
01:32:05,145 --> 01:32:08,398
Hey, how are things
with you and Angela?
1633
01:32:09,315 --> 01:32:10,442
We're cool, man. You know.
1634
01:32:11,860 --> 01:32:14,904
But we went out a couple of times,
man, but she was gettin' so involved.
1635
01:32:15,196 --> 01:32:16,781
I said,
"Look, I'm just gonna pull back."
1636
01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:19,743
Cool.
1637
01:32:19,993 --> 01:32:21,911
Yeah, yeah. You know, I told her
I said, "Look here, girl,
1638
01:32:22,287 --> 01:32:23,288
"do your thing.
1639
01:32:23,580 --> 01:32:26,750
"See other men, because I'm gonna
see other women, you know."
1640
01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:28,793
I just didn't want to
break her heart right off.
1641
01:32:28,877 --> 01:32:30,420
You know, I just pull out easy.
1642
01:32:32,422 --> 01:32:35,050
Okay, good. Good. So you don't mind
if she goes out with other guys then?
1643
01:32:35,216 --> 01:32:36,217
Hell no.
1644
01:32:38,261 --> 01:32:39,971
You thinkin' of
hookin' her up with Tyler?
1645
01:32:43,850 --> 01:32:46,144
-No, no, nothin' like that.
-Why you askin', man?
1646
01:32:46,770 --> 01:32:47,771
I was just curious.
1647
01:33:06,164 --> 01:33:07,415
I don't believe this shit.
1648
01:33:12,253 --> 01:33:13,338
Why you askin', man?
1649
01:33:19,219 --> 01:33:21,096
You can't even look me
in my eye, can you, Marcus?
1650
01:33:33,399 --> 01:33:34,442
Did you sleep with Angela?
1651
01:33:38,571 --> 01:33:39,572
Yeah, I did.
1652
01:33:44,786 --> 01:33:47,789
Why do you always have to have
all the girls, Marcus?
1653
01:33:48,832 --> 01:33:51,042
You just said a couple seconds ago
you didn't care who she went out with,
1654
01:33:51,126 --> 01:33:52,794
now you find out it's me,
and you're flippin', you know?
1655
01:33:52,877 --> 01:33:53,878
You're being a hypocrite.
1656
01:33:53,962 --> 01:33:56,172
I don't want to hear
that bullshit, man!
1657
01:33:56,339 --> 01:33:57,632
This is different.
1658
01:33:58,049 --> 01:33:59,467
Angela is a nice girl.
1659
01:34:01,636 --> 01:34:02,929
So I can't be with a nice girl?
1660
01:34:03,012 --> 01:34:04,013
No!
1661
01:34:04,264 --> 01:34:07,225
'Cause all you gonna do is dog her out
like you do every woman in your life.
1662
01:34:09,227 --> 01:34:11,271
Okay, tell me this, man, why Angela?
1663
01:34:11,563 --> 01:34:12,814
What, she has nice feet?
1664
01:34:12,897 --> 01:34:15,191
It has nothin' to do with her feet
or anything like that, man.
1665
01:34:15,275 --> 01:34:17,193
-I care about this girl.
-Man, you don't care about nobody
1666
01:34:17,277 --> 01:34:18,528
but yourself, man.
1667
01:34:27,912 --> 01:34:30,456
So when we...
When we can rise as a people,
1668
01:34:30,540 --> 01:34:32,167
we runnin' things, you know?
1669
01:34:35,712 --> 01:34:36,713
What'd you do, man?
1670
01:34:37,755 --> 01:34:38,756
Guess.
1671
01:34:45,513 --> 01:34:48,099
Marcus, come quick, I got something
I want to show you.
1672
01:34:48,308 --> 01:34:50,643
-What?
-I want to show you something.
1673
01:34:50,727 --> 01:34:51,978
Get out of here. I'm in the shower.
1674
01:34:52,187 --> 01:34:53,313
Marcus!
1675
01:34:54,147 --> 01:34:55,523
Stop! Hey, hey!
1676
01:34:56,357 --> 01:34:57,817
-Come on now.
-I'm soaking wet.
1677
01:34:57,901 --> 01:34:59,903
Angela, you gonna make me
catch a cold out here, you know.
1678
01:34:59,986 --> 01:35:01,070
No, you won't. Look.
1679
01:35:04,282 --> 01:35:05,366
Well, what do you think?
1680
01:35:06,117 --> 01:35:07,118
Blue people.
1681
01:35:07,660 --> 01:35:09,537
-Yeah, that's nice. Naked blue people.
-What do you think?
1682
01:35:09,621 --> 01:35:11,414
-Do you like it?
-Yes, very much.
1683
01:35:11,497 --> 01:35:15,168
Okay, okay. Look at it and
tell me how it makes you feel.
1684
01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:17,587
Honestly, it's making me
kind of horny.
1685
01:35:17,670 --> 01:35:19,505
No! Feel!
1686
01:35:19,589 --> 01:35:22,217
And I would like to think I was
the inspiration for the blue man.
1687
01:35:22,300 --> 01:35:23,843
-No! No! No...
-I think you should be blue.
1688
01:35:23,927 --> 01:35:25,511
-You're gonna get paint all over me.
-Yes, exactly.
1689
01:35:25,595 --> 01:35:27,680
-The phone's ringing.
-I'm gonna get paint all over.
1690
01:35:27,764 --> 01:35:30,225
Better take your clothes off.
Take them off. Take 'em off.
1691
01:35:30,892 --> 01:35:32,310
-Take 'em off...
-No.
1692
01:35:33,061 --> 01:35:34,062
Hello?
1693
01:35:34,812 --> 01:35:35,813
Jacqueline.
1694
01:35:36,147 --> 01:35:37,941
Hi. How you doin'?
1695
01:35:39,442 --> 01:35:40,568
He's right here, actually.
1696
01:35:41,152 --> 01:35:43,821
No. No, we weren't busy at all.
Here he is.
1697
01:35:43,947 --> 01:35:44,948
Okay.
1698
01:35:48,034 --> 01:35:49,035
Hey.
1699
01:35:49,285 --> 01:35:50,286
Yeah.
1700
01:35:53,164 --> 01:35:55,333
No, that was Angela. She just
1701
01:35:56,084 --> 01:35:57,085
stopped by for a second.
1702
01:36:01,256 --> 01:36:02,257
Really?
1703
01:36:02,632 --> 01:36:05,468
Well, that's... Hey! Hey!
Your spot tested through the roof.
1704
01:36:07,136 --> 01:36:08,263
Yeah. Yeah, she's happy.
1705
01:36:11,057 --> 01:36:13,184
Yes, absolutely! Absolutely.
1706
01:36:13,768 --> 01:36:16,229
Well, that's perfect. Great. Yeah.
1707
01:36:17,105 --> 01:36:18,356
Peace. Hey!
1708
01:36:18,648 --> 01:36:20,108
Hey, they're showin' the spot
1709
01:36:20,191 --> 01:36:21,609
to the board of directors
on Friday night
1710
01:36:21,693 --> 01:36:22,986
and Jacqueline wants me to be there.
1711
01:36:23,945 --> 01:36:24,946
Great.
1712
01:36:27,782 --> 01:36:28,992
Wait. You don't have
a problem with that?
1713
01:36:29,784 --> 01:36:30,785
No.
1714
01:36:30,868 --> 01:36:32,662
Hey, I will call her
and tell her that...
1715
01:36:32,954 --> 01:36:33,997
You sure?
1716
01:36:35,665 --> 01:36:36,666
Cool.
1717
01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:38,126
That's bad.
1718
01:36:39,335 --> 01:36:40,336
Blue people.
1719
01:37:09,490 --> 01:37:11,034
You are brilliant! God!
1720
01:37:11,117 --> 01:37:13,202
Marcus, they loved it. They loved it.
1721
01:37:13,286 --> 01:37:14,954
You hear the little Frenchman
screaming magnifique,
1722
01:37:15,038 --> 01:37:17,457
with a little bead of sweat
running down his face, man.
1723
01:37:17,832 --> 01:37:19,250
I knew I had that cat.
1724
01:37:19,709 --> 01:37:23,004
Marcus, you are incredibly talented.
1725
01:37:23,838 --> 01:37:25,173
Well, I thank you.
1726
01:37:25,882 --> 01:37:28,051
Lady Eloise thanks you!
1727
01:37:28,676 --> 01:37:31,512
-Tell her I said hey.
-I'm sure Strangé
1728
01:37:31,596 --> 01:37:33,681
would like to thank you personally.
1729
01:37:34,223 --> 01:37:35,892
Yeah, she'd like to thank
the hell out of me.
1730
01:37:42,106 --> 01:37:43,149
I have to say,
1731
01:37:44,734 --> 01:37:47,028
it's very nice to have
the old Marcus back.
1732
01:37:48,071 --> 01:37:49,447
I was kind of worried about you.
1733
01:37:50,031 --> 01:37:51,741
-Really?
-You seemed...
1734
01:37:54,494 --> 01:37:57,455
You seemed so... I don't know.
1735
01:37:57,955 --> 01:37:58,956
Can I be honest?
1736
01:37:59,207 --> 01:38:00,208
Please.
1737
01:38:00,291 --> 01:38:03,586
Well, you seemed desperate.
1738
01:38:03,669 --> 01:38:05,171
And unsure of yourself.
1739
01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:09,634
-Pathetic?
-Kind of pathetic.
1740
01:38:12,261 --> 01:38:14,347
But look at you now. You're...
1741
01:38:15,264 --> 01:38:16,265
You're relaxed.
1742
01:38:17,725 --> 01:38:18,976
You're more confident.
1743
01:38:20,061 --> 01:38:23,022
Just like the man I met
in that elevator.
1744
01:38:25,441 --> 01:38:28,152
-So, I got it goin' on again.
-Yeah, you do. I like it.
1745
01:38:29,070 --> 01:38:31,197
I find it very attractive.
1746
01:39:34,260 --> 01:39:35,261
How'd it go last night?
1747
01:39:39,223 --> 01:39:40,224
It went okay.
1748
01:39:43,019 --> 01:39:44,020
Just okay'?
1749
01:39:45,271 --> 01:39:46,314
Must have gone pretty well.
1750
01:39:46,647 --> 01:39:48,316
You didn't get home
till the middle of the night.
1751
01:39:55,156 --> 01:39:58,534
I went for a walk so I could sort
some things out that was in my head.
1752
01:39:58,868 --> 01:39:59,911
I was trippin' on it.
1753
01:40:01,496 --> 01:40:03,748
Like the fact that you're still
in love with Jacqueline, right?
1754
01:40:04,499 --> 01:40:05,500
Angela,
1755
01:40:06,167 --> 01:40:07,293
I saw the woman,
1756
01:40:07,502 --> 01:40:08,794
and a bunch of stuff that was in me
1757
01:40:08,878 --> 01:40:10,505
I didn't even know
was still there came out.
1758
01:40:10,963 --> 01:40:12,173
Things happened, and...
1759
01:40:15,092 --> 01:40:17,303
There's certain things you just
have no control over, all right?
1760
01:40:17,762 --> 01:40:20,097
Really? Like what?
1761
01:40:21,807 --> 01:40:22,808
Like love.
1762
01:40:23,476 --> 01:40:24,477
Love?
1763
01:40:25,603 --> 01:40:26,604
You know...
1764
01:40:26,687 --> 01:40:28,856
What do you know about love?
1765
01:40:29,482 --> 01:40:32,318
What do you possibly think
you know about love?
1766
01:40:32,401 --> 01:40:34,487
You know, I'm sick and tired of men
1767
01:40:34,570 --> 01:40:36,989
using love like it's some
kind of disease you just catch.
1768
01:40:37,073 --> 01:40:40,076
Love should have brought
your ass home last night!
1769
01:40:41,744 --> 01:40:43,246
Didn't you just hear me say
I was sorry?
1770
01:40:43,329 --> 01:40:45,289
I heard you say you're sorry.
You're sorry,
1771
01:40:45,373 --> 01:40:46,457
and you're tired.
1772
01:40:46,541 --> 01:40:48,042
You don't love me.
You don't love Jacqueline.
1773
01:40:48,125 --> 01:40:49,752
You only love your damn self.
1774
01:40:50,920 --> 01:40:52,672
How could you say
I never cared about you?
1775
01:40:52,964 --> 01:40:54,840
You know, Jacqueline says
that I'm a better person now
1776
01:40:54,924 --> 01:40:56,467
and I know I owe that all to you.
1777
01:41:00,179 --> 01:41:01,222
I'm out of here.
1778
01:41:05,226 --> 01:41:06,811
I'll get the rest of my things later.
1779
01:41:08,854 --> 01:41:10,273
Let me just tell you one more thing.
1780
01:41:10,606 --> 01:41:12,650
I might not be all glamorous,
1781
01:41:12,733 --> 01:41:14,902
and I don't have hair
weaved all down my back,
1782
01:41:14,986 --> 01:41:17,321
but let me tell you
one great thing about me, all right?
1783
01:41:17,655 --> 01:41:18,698
I've got heart.
1784
01:41:19,198 --> 01:41:21,367
You know the bad thing
about having a heart, Marcus?
1785
01:41:21,742 --> 01:41:24,495
Is that it gets broken
when you deal with people like you.
1786
01:41:25,162 --> 01:41:27,206
Now stay the fuck out of my life!
1787
01:41:41,846 --> 01:41:43,014
She left you, huh?
1788
01:41:52,356 --> 01:41:53,649
Yeah. She did.
1789
01:41:55,401 --> 01:41:57,486
I guess I should feel happy,
but I don't.
1790
01:41:58,237 --> 01:42:00,489
I hate to see another person in pain.
1791
01:42:03,534 --> 01:42:05,995
Well, thank you very much.
That's very nice of you, Yvonne.
1792
01:42:06,329 --> 01:42:08,205
-Good night.
-So...
1793
01:42:09,415 --> 01:42:11,584
Would you like to come over
for a cup of coffee?
1794
01:42:13,669 --> 01:42:16,631
Not even if Jesus was pouring it.
1795
01:42:18,090 --> 01:42:19,342
Some motherfuckers are so blind,
1796
01:42:19,425 --> 01:42:21,510
they can't see a good thing
when it's staring them in the face.
1797
01:42:21,594 --> 01:42:24,639
Why don't you just leap your Black ass
off the ledge and fuck you!
1798
01:42:55,753 --> 01:42:57,880
-I can't do this.
-I have condoms.
1799
01:42:57,963 --> 01:42:59,465
No, it's not that. I gotta go.
1800
01:43:03,969 --> 01:43:04,970
What?
1801
01:43:10,810 --> 01:43:11,977
I'm in love with somebody.
1802
01:43:14,397 --> 01:43:15,398
Angela.
1803
01:43:16,774 --> 01:43:19,193
So now you think that
you're in love with Angela.
1804
01:43:19,276 --> 01:43:20,986
No. No, no.
1805
01:43:21,070 --> 01:43:23,155
I know just at this moment.
1806
01:43:23,239 --> 01:43:24,865
I know I'm in love with that woman.
1807
01:43:27,284 --> 01:43:30,037
Marcus, if you are in love
with Angela,
1808
01:43:31,997 --> 01:43:32,998
why are you here with me?
1809
01:43:40,131 --> 01:43:41,132
Exactly.
1810
01:44:17,460 --> 01:44:19,378
Shit! Damn it!
1811
01:44:20,504 --> 01:44:21,672
Hold on!
1812
01:44:27,887 --> 01:44:29,388
-Yo, what's up, man?
-What's up?
1813
01:44:29,472 --> 01:44:30,473
Come on in.
1814
01:44:31,724 --> 01:44:33,100
Welcome to the penthouse.
1815
01:44:33,184 --> 01:44:34,977
It's kind of smoky in here, chief.
1816
01:44:35,186 --> 01:44:37,563
No, no, no. Wait, wait,
that ain't smoke, all right?
1817
01:44:37,646 --> 01:44:39,356
That's aroma.
1818
01:44:40,608 --> 01:44:41,734
Yo, can you get that for me?
1819
01:44:42,026 --> 01:44:43,611
Think that might be a little surprise.
1820
01:44:56,749 --> 01:44:58,209
What's up, man? Where you going?
1821
01:45:04,882 --> 01:45:06,467
Yo, man! Talk!
1822
01:45:16,143 --> 01:45:17,144
What's up, man?
1823
01:45:17,937 --> 01:45:18,938
Hey, how're you doing?
1824
01:45:27,196 --> 01:45:28,447
So, you seen Angela lately?
1825
01:45:31,992 --> 01:45:34,537
No, I hear she's over at
Barton and Dobbs now.
1826
01:45:37,039 --> 01:45:40,459
Yeah, I heard she got
promoted to creative director.
1827
01:45:41,418 --> 01:45:43,921
Really? Where'd you hear that?
1828
01:45:46,966 --> 01:45:47,967
Bony T told me.
1829
01:45:54,890 --> 01:45:55,933
Hey, look, man.
1830
01:45:56,642 --> 01:45:59,812
-You don't have to say anything.
-Yes, I do. I'm really sorry, Gerard.
1831
01:46:00,646 --> 01:46:03,983
I've known you all my life, man.
You're like my brother, you know.
1832
01:46:05,401 --> 01:46:08,529
I love you and I don't
want to go through this, man.
1833
01:46:09,530 --> 01:46:12,658
Listen, it happened,
and I'm sorry, and I feel bad.
1834
01:46:12,992 --> 01:46:14,410
How long you gonna have me
stand here beggin'?
1835
01:46:14,493 --> 01:46:15,744
You know what I'm trying
to say, right?
1836
01:46:16,161 --> 01:46:18,414
You gonna milk
all the apologies out of me.
1837
01:46:19,540 --> 01:46:21,375
-It's cool.
-All right, man.
1838
01:46:21,458 --> 01:46:22,543
-My man.
-All right.
1839
01:46:30,050 --> 01:46:31,635
Yo, man. What's up, man?
1840
01:46:32,011 --> 01:46:34,221
Y'all gonna let a girl come
between us, man? What's up?
1841
01:46:34,513 --> 01:46:36,765
We supposed to be here, man.
We boys, man.
1842
01:46:36,849 --> 01:46:38,767
We don't hang out
no more, or nothin', man.
1843
01:46:38,851 --> 01:46:40,185
Man, this shit hurt, man.
1844
01:46:40,519 --> 01:46:43,856
-Y'all make up now, man!
-We just, you know, made up, man.
1845
01:46:44,398 --> 01:46:45,399
Well, then hug.
1846
01:46:45,733 --> 01:46:47,693
We hugged just now.
We gave each other a pat
1847
01:46:47,776 --> 01:46:49,445
and we boys again.
1848
01:46:49,695 --> 01:46:50,988
All right, then give it to me!
1849
01:46:51,071 --> 01:46:52,281
We just hugged already.
1850
01:46:52,364 --> 01:46:54,909
No, man.
One big motherfuckin' hug, man.
1851
01:46:56,035 --> 01:46:57,745
Get here, man. I love y'all, man.
1852
01:47:02,207 --> 01:47:03,584
-Y'all ready to eat?
-Yeah.
1853
01:47:03,667 --> 01:47:04,668
All right.
1854
01:47:08,714 --> 01:47:10,132
Yo, is that my shit?
1855
01:47:11,091 --> 01:47:12,384
Damn, not the penthouse!
1856
01:47:49,922 --> 01:47:51,006
No. It's all wrong.
1857
01:47:51,465 --> 01:47:52,633
You know that memo I showed you?
1858
01:47:53,217 --> 01:47:55,010
Refer to it and show me
a new mockup in the morning.
1859
01:47:56,929 --> 01:47:58,263
This is way off, Tye.
1860
01:47:58,347 --> 01:47:59,807
We are not gonna shoot this
until it's right.
1861
01:48:02,142 --> 01:48:03,852
-Angela!
-Come on!
1862
01:48:06,397 --> 01:48:08,565
Hi. We're looking for Angela.
1863
01:48:08,649 --> 01:48:09,650
No, we're not.
1864
01:48:13,112 --> 01:48:14,113
What?
1865
01:48:20,869 --> 01:48:22,037
Excuse me for a second, please.
1866
01:48:26,000 --> 01:48:28,419
-What are you two doing here?
-Angela!
1867
01:48:29,962 --> 01:48:31,755
I haven't seen you in so long.
1868
01:48:32,214 --> 01:48:33,841
Four months and two weeks to be exact.
1869
01:48:34,049 --> 01:48:36,844
-Thank you.
-We miss you. Where have you been?
1870
01:48:37,219 --> 01:48:39,430
I miss you, too,
and I've been working.
1871
01:48:39,513 --> 01:48:41,390
I got this new job.
It's very demanding.
1872
01:48:41,890 --> 01:48:43,183
It requires me to work long hours,
1873
01:48:43,267 --> 01:48:45,769
and I just haven't had the time
to teach the class anymore,
1874
01:48:45,853 --> 01:48:48,480
-I'm sorry.
-You always had time for us.
1875
01:48:50,816 --> 01:48:53,569
I know. Let me
tell you something, okay?
1876
01:48:55,863 --> 01:48:57,031
You know what I had to do?
1877
01:48:57,114 --> 01:48:59,158
I had to rearrange
my priorities in life.
1878
01:48:59,908 --> 01:49:02,369
Angela had to start
looking out for Angela.
1879
01:49:05,247 --> 01:49:06,457
How'd you get here, anyway?
1880
01:49:06,957 --> 01:49:09,293
-Our new teacher brought us.
-Your new teacher?
1881
01:49:10,419 --> 01:49:11,587
Where is she?
1882
01:49:11,670 --> 01:49:12,671
-He.
-He.
1883
01:49:13,005 --> 01:49:14,089
Well, where is he?
1884
01:49:20,179 --> 01:49:21,722
I think we best get going now.
1885
01:49:22,681 --> 01:49:23,766
Good bye, my queen.
1886
01:49:26,268 --> 01:49:28,395
-Okay.
-Peace.
1887
01:49:28,854 --> 01:49:29,855
My brother.
1888
01:49:37,488 --> 01:49:39,782
That's pretty low,
using the kids, Marcus.
1889
01:49:40,741 --> 01:49:41,742
What else could I do?
1890
01:49:41,825 --> 01:49:43,994
Look I been sending you letters,
Angela, and I know you got 'em.
1891
01:49:45,245 --> 01:49:47,748
I'm just not real big
on words on paper these days.
1892
01:49:48,165 --> 01:49:49,166
Okay.
1893
01:49:50,584 --> 01:49:51,627
I know I fucked up.
1894
01:49:51,710 --> 01:49:53,295
You're damn right you fucked up.
1895
01:49:53,796 --> 01:49:54,797
You hurt me.
1896
01:49:58,550 --> 01:49:59,676
I miss you.
1897
01:50:00,344 --> 01:50:02,554
No. I really, really miss you.
1898
01:50:02,638 --> 01:50:04,389
I've never missed anybody in my life,
and I miss you.
1899
01:50:05,432 --> 01:50:07,601
-I'm in love with you.
-Well, this isn't about your love.
1900
01:50:07,684 --> 01:50:09,645
It's about the fact
that you can't love me
1901
01:50:09,728 --> 01:50:11,063
the way I deserve to be loved.
1902
01:50:11,146 --> 01:50:12,523
That's what this is about.
1903
01:50:13,232 --> 01:50:14,608
You think I'd come down here
and bother you
1904
01:50:14,691 --> 01:50:16,902
unless I was ready to be everything
you wanted in a relationship?
1905
01:50:17,319 --> 01:50:18,821
I want to be straight up
about everything.
1906
01:50:18,904 --> 01:50:20,322
I want to have
a monogamous relationship.
1907
01:50:20,405 --> 01:50:22,449
You are my best friend.
I'm miserable without you.
1908
01:50:22,533 --> 01:50:23,867
I even quit my job because of you.
1909
01:50:24,201 --> 01:50:25,828
Did I ask you to quit your job?
1910
01:50:29,456 --> 01:50:31,458
-Why are you doing this?
-Doing what?
1911
01:50:32,084 --> 01:50:34,795
Being all stiff and cold,
and hiding behind your work.
1912
01:50:35,796 --> 01:50:37,506
I'm taking care of my business.
1913
01:50:37,589 --> 01:50:39,550
And I suggest you take care of yours.
1914
01:50:40,259 --> 01:50:41,260
Listen,
1915
01:50:43,095 --> 01:50:46,557
I know having a great job
is cool and all of that,
1916
01:50:46,640 --> 01:50:50,602
but you used to have a good time.
1917
01:50:50,811 --> 01:50:52,271
You used to be with these kids,
1918
01:50:52,354 --> 01:50:54,565
and me and you used to have
fun and we had a great life.
1919
01:50:54,648 --> 01:50:55,649
You had everything.
1920
01:50:55,732 --> 01:50:58,360
Give me one reason
why I should take you back.
1921
01:50:59,236 --> 01:51:00,237
One.
1922
01:51:14,168 --> 01:51:15,335
I didn't think you could.
1923
01:51:18,672 --> 01:51:19,715
Do you still love me?
1924
01:51:24,011 --> 01:51:25,304
Because I love you so much.
1925
01:51:30,559 --> 01:51:31,560
I miss you.
1926
01:51:33,854 --> 01:51:34,855
I'm scared.
1927
01:51:35,939 --> 01:51:36,982
And I'm miserable.
1928
01:51:40,360 --> 01:51:41,653
I can't breathe without you.
1929
01:51:43,572 --> 01:51:44,948
I can't breathe.
1930
01:51:45,699 --> 01:51:46,700
I can't breathe.
1931
01:51:58,212 --> 01:51:59,963
Now we should just go to
your place and get your things
1932
01:52:00,047 --> 01:52:01,089
-and go to my place.
-No, no, no.
1933
01:52:01,173 --> 01:52:02,925
I'm not moving
into your house this time.
1934
01:52:03,008 --> 01:52:04,968
I'm staying in my place
with my own things.
1935
01:52:05,052 --> 01:52:07,387
-I want 24/7.
-No, no.
1936
01:52:07,471 --> 01:52:08,680
And that's how committed I am.
1937
01:52:08,764 --> 01:52:10,265
No. No. I'm not doing it.
1938
01:52:11,558 --> 01:52:13,227
If you even turn and look at her,
1939
01:52:13,310 --> 01:52:14,519
I will break your fucking neck.
1940
01:52:14,603 --> 01:52:15,729
I'm not even looking at that woman.
1941
01:52:15,812 --> 01:52:18,023
I was looking at this woman,
thinking about the future.
1942
01:52:18,106 --> 01:52:19,441
That's you in 15 years.
1943
01:52:19,524 --> 01:52:20,943
You better still love me in 15 years.
1944
01:52:21,026 --> 01:52:22,569
Did you see? She's by herself
right now. I'm just...
1945
01:52:22,653 --> 01:52:23,737
I'm playing. I'm playing'.