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[ Narrator ]
'TWAS BRILLIG,
AND THE SLITHY TOVES...

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DID GYRE AND GIMBLE
IN THE WABE;

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ALL MIMSY WERE THE BOROGOVES...

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AND THE MOME RATHS OUTGRABE.

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???? [ Whistling ]

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[ Animal Squealing ]

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???? [ Whistling Continues ]

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[ Thunderous Footsteps ]

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???? [ Whistling Continues ]

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[ Squealing Continues ]

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[ Footsteps Continue ]

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[ Animals
Continue Squealing ]

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[ Footsteps Continue ]
[ Low Growling ]

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???? [ Whistling Continues ]

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[ Loud Snarling ]
[ Screaming ]

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[ Screaming Continues ]

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[ Animals Squealing ]

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[ Bell Chiming ]

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[ Narrator ]
IT IS THE MIDDLE
OF THE DARK AGES,

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AGES DARKER THAN ANYONE
HAD EVER EXPECTED.

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AN HORRENDOUS MONSTER CASTS
A DREADFUL PALL OF FEAR....

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OVER A ONCE HAPPY LAND.

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AS TOWNS AND VILLAGES
ARE TORN APART,

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THE HELPLESS SURVIVORS
SEEK REFUGE...

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BEHIND THE WALLS
OF THE GREAT CITY.

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BUT... OUT IN THE FOREST,

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IN ISOLATED POCKETS...

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STILL UNTOUCHED
BY THE RAVAGES OF THE MONSTER,

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LIFE AND BUSINESS GOES ON...

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AS USUAL.

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[ Man ]
THIRTEEN, FOURTEEN--
OH, THERE'S ANOTHER LITTLE ONE.

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FIFTEEN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT THERE, DENNIS ?

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STOCKTAKING, FATHER.

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I THOUGHT YOU TOOK STOCK
THIS MORNING.
OH, YES, I DID.

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BUT IT NEVER HURTS
TO KEEP AN UP-TO-THE-MOMENT
ACCOUNT OF YOUR STOCK.

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IN BUSINESS NOWADAYS,
FATHER--

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NEVER MIND THAT NONSENSE
AND COME AND HELP ME
WITH THIS CASK.

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ALL RIGHT, FATHER.
I'LL FINISH STOCKTAKING LATER.

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THERE.  THERE.

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SEE, THE SECRET OF THE CRAFT
IS TO KEEP THE STAKE--

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TAKE HOLD OF THE HOOP.

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[ Bell Rings ]
HELLO, DENNIS.

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RALPH.
OH.

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BAH !

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GOOD DAY, MR. FISHFINGER.
CAN I BE OF SOME ASSISTANCE
TO YOU TODAY ?

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- WELL--
- OH, DENNIS, WHAT ARE YOU--

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[ Laughing ]

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YES, WELL, UH, SEE,
I NEED SOME BARRELS, DENNIS,

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FOR SHIPPING DRIED FISH
TO THE CITY.

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BIG DEMAND THERE, YOU KNOW,
SINCE THIS MONSTER SCARE.

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OH.
MY GOODNESS, PRICES
GOING UP ALL THE TIME.

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THAT'S GREAT, THAT'S GREAT.
BUT TELL ME, MR. FISHFINGER,

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DO YOU BELIEVE ALL THESE
STORIES ABOUT WHOLE VILLAGES
BEING DESTROYED ?

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WELL, I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY SEEN
THE MONSTER MYSELF, YOU KNOW.

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BUT WHEN I WAS OVER
IN MUCKLEY THE OTHER DAY--

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MUCKLEY ?  THAT'S
QUITE A WAYS, ISN'T IT ?

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IT'S TWO MILE OR MORE, EASY.

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GOSH, I'D LIKE TO TRAVEL
SOMEDAY, MR. FISHFINGER.

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ANYWAY,
ABOUT THE MONSTER--

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OH, YES.
WELL, UH, THIS GRAIN MERCHANT,
YOU SEE, OVER IN MUCKLEY,

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HE CLAIMED
THAT HE'D ACTUALLY SEEN IT.

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TURNED HIS TEETH SNOW WHITE
OVERNIGHT, THEY SAY.

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[ Shudders ]
ANYWAY,
ABOUT THE BARRELS--

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YES, WELL, MUST BE CHEAP.
FIRST OF ALL, CHEAP.
MUST BE CHEAP.

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I THINK WE CAN ATTEND TO
YOUR NEEDS, MR. FISHFINGER.

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EXACTLY HOW... INEXPENSIVE ?

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- NO MORE THAN TUPPENCE APIECE.
-TUPPENCE ?

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, FISHFINGER ?

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I CAN'T TURN OUT A DECENT
BARREL FOR THAT PRICE,
AND YOU KNOW IT.

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UH, LOOK, FATHER,
DON'T YOU THINK--
RALPH, LET'S BE SENSIBLE.

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SEE, THE BARRELS
HAVE ONLY GOT TO LAST
UNTIL THEY GET TO THE CITY.

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IT'S EASY MONEY.
NO !

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I DON'T MAKE BARRELS
TO LAST TWO OR THREE DAYS,
FISHFINGER.

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I MAKE BARRELS
TO LAST A LIFETIME.
I'M A CRAFTSMAN !

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WE KNOW.  EVERYBODY KNOWS.
WHICH IS SOMETHING
YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND.

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WELL, IT'S--
OR YOU EITHER,
DENNIS, I'M AFRAID.

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WHAT WOULD--
YOU DON'T WANT BARRELS,
FISHFINGER, YOU WANT BAGS.

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I--
NOW GET OUT !

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LOOK, FATHER--
OUT.  AND DON'T COME BACK
HERE WITH YOUR SHODDY DEALS.

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YES.  GOOD-BYE.
TUPPENCE !
[ Grumbling ]

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GOOD-BYE, MR. FISHFINGER.
I'M SORRY.  HE'S JUST--
IT'S ALL RIGHT, DENNIS.

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HE'S GIVEN ME
A VERY GOOD IDEA.

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WAIT, MR. FISHFINGER !
I THINK-- I THINK I CAN GET--

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BYE, DENNIS.

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TUPPENCE.
[ Grumbling ]

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GRISELDA.
GRISELDA.

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YEAH ?
IT IS I, DENNIS,

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COME TO SEE YOU.
I SEE.

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HOW ARE YOU, MY LOVE ?
MMMM.

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- HAVE YOU MISSED ME ?
- UHHH ?

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OH, GRISELDA, IT'S LOVELY
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

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I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL DAY LONG
WHEN I'M TAKING STOCK.

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I DREAM OF THE DAY WHEN I'LL ASK
FOR YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE, AND
WE'LL BUILD THAT LITTLE COTTAGE.

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I'LL COME HOME FROM THE SHOP.
WE'LL HAVE SUPPER TOGETHER.
HEY, ROGER !

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ROGER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
WELL, JUST A--  YOU--

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WHAT ?

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OH, GRISELDA.  SORRY.

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GRISELDA...

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I KNOW I CAN'T ASK YOU
TO DECLARE YOUR LOVE FOR ME...

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TILL I'M IN A BETTER
POSITION TO MARRY YOU,
BUT SAY YOU'LL WAIT FOR ME.

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SAY I'VE GOT A CHANCE--
LET GO !

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WHY, GRISELDA, WHY ?
I'VE GOTTA SCRATCH.

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OH, GRISELDA.
GRISELDA, I-I-I--

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OH, SORRY, DENNIS.
HOW'S YOUR FATHER ?

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OH, NEVER BETTER,
MRS. FISHFINGER.

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[ Gasping ]

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[ Flatulence ]
[ Fishfinger ]
IS THAT DENNIS COPPER ?

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[ Mrs. Fishfinger ]
YES.
HELLO, DENNIS.

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YOU'VE GOT GARBAGE
ALL OVER YOUR VEST.
TSK, TSK, TSK.

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YOU REALLY OUGHT TO LOOK AFTER
YOUR APPEARANCE, YOU KNOW.
VERY BAD FOR BUSINESS.

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OH, BY THE WAY,
I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW...

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I GOT WAT THE MERCER
TO RUN ME UP A FEW CLOTH BAGS--
ONLY A HA'PENNY EACH.

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I WISH I COULD'VE CONVINCED
FATHER TO SEE IT YOUR WAY,
MR. FISHFINGER.

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YES, WELL, YOU SEE, A MAN'S
GOT TO MOVE WITH THE TIMES.

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STILL, WHEN YOU TAKE OVER
THE SHOP, NO DOUBT WE'LL DO
A LOT OF BUSINESS TOGETHER.

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OH, THAT WON'T BE FOR SOME TIME
YET, MR. FISHFINGER.

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OH, WELL, IT'S GETTING LATE.
I'D BETTER BE GOING.

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OKAY BY ME.

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[ Fishfinger ]
DROP IN ANY TIME, DENNIS.

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GOOD-BYE, GRISELDA.

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[ Thunder Rumbling ]

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[ Loud Clanging ]

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[ Quiet Chattering ]

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FATHER !

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[ Groaning ]
IS THAT YOU, DENNIS ?

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YES, FATHER.

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COME CLOSER, DENNIS.

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YES, FATHER.

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WHAT HAPPENED ?

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IT'S MY HEART.
I HAVEN'T LONG.

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I'M GOING--  I'M GOING TO--
[ Gasping ]

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THROW UP ?

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NO.

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FATHER.
SON.

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WHAT SHALL I DO
WITHOUT YOUR GUIDING HAND,
WITHOUT YOUR SKILL ?

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SON.

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YES, FATHER ?
[ Muttering ]

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YOU'RE GOING TO END UP
JUST LIKE THAT...

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[ Stammering ]

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F-F-FISHFINGER.

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WHO, ME ?
YES.

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FATHER, I KNOW
MR. FISHFINGER'S A VERY
SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN, BUT--

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[ Groaning ]
BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT
NO UNDERSTANDING...

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OF CRAFTSMANSHIP,

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NO APPRECIATION
OF THE BEAUTY OF WOOD,

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BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST
A SHALLOW,

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DULL, PRETENTIOUS,

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FATHER !

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LITTLE STOCK-TAKER !

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OH, FATHER,
YOU'RE DELIRIOUS.

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YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

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OH, YES, I DO,
YOU-- YOU WHIMPERING,

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SNOTTY-NOSED,

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CRETINOUS OAF !

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EGH, I'VE WANTED
TO SAY THIS FOR YEARS.

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FATHER, WE'RE NOT ALONE.

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YOU'RE EVERYTHING I DESPISE !

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00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,246
DAD'S RAVING, I'M AFRAID.

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00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:06,749
[ Man ]
NO, HE'S NOT.

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00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:11,754
YOU AND YOUR KIND WILL DRIVE
GOOD, HONEST CRAFTSMEN
TO THE WALL.

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DO YOU HEAR ?
TO THE WALL !

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HONESTLY, DAD,
I WAS ONLY TRYING
TO IMPROVE THE BUSINESS.

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[ Growls ]
YOU WON'T HAVE MY BUSINESS...

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TO IMPROVE ANYMORE.

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NOT MY COOPERAGE.

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BECAUSE I'M,
I'M TAKING IT WITH ME !

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DAD, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
DON'T UNDERSTAND ?

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00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:36,779
YOU DAMNED NINNY.
I'M RENOUNCING YOU.
YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE.

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YOU'RE NO CRAFTSMAN'S SON.

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GET OUT, OUT OF MY SIGHT !

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STOCK-TAKER !

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[ Gasps ]

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00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,795
[ Crowd Murmuring,
Sobbing ]

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00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,801
[ Croaking ]

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00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:09,812
[ Flatulence ]

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GRISELDA !
GRISELDA, MY ANGEL !

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00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,319
[ Young Man ]
GO AWAY.  WE'RE EATIN'.

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00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:20,322
IS GRISELDA THERE ?
[ Fishfinger ]
IS THAT DENNIS COOPER ?

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00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:22,324
UH, YES, SIR.
CAN I SPEAK TO GRISELDA ?

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00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,827
SHE'S EATING, DENNIS.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ?

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00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,830
I'M GOING AWAY, MR. FISHFINGER.
I'M GOING TO THE CITY.

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00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:31,834
AND I'M GOING TO MAKE GOOD
AND I'M GONNA COME BACK
AND CLAIM GRISELDA'S HAND.

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00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,837
SO YOU WILL, DENNIS.
GOOD-BYE.

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00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:37,840
[ Chomping ]
GRISELDA.
GRISELDA, I'M GOING AWAY.

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00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:41,844
SAY SOMETHING.
SAY ANYTHING.
PASS THE POTATOES.

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00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,346
I HEARD THAT !
YOU ARE IN THERE, GRISELDA.

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00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:48,350
MY DARLING, I'M GOING AWAY.
I MAY NOT EVEN SEE YOU--

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00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,853
[ Griselda Heaves ]
THAT'S ROTTEN !

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00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:57,860
FOR ME ?
GRISELDA, YOU DO CARE.

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00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:02,865
[ Noisy Eating Continues ]
A KEEPSAKE, SOMETHING THAT
WILL ALWAYS REMIND ME OF YOU.

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00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:06,869
OH, GRISELDA,
I'LL CARRY THIS NEXT TO MY HEART
UNTIL THE DAY WHEN WE NEXT...

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00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,871
SAY GOOD-BYE
TO THE BOY, GRISEY.

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[ Griselda Grunting ]

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00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,876
MEET.

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00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:23,385
GOOD-BYE, GRISELDA.

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00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:04,426
[ Man Sighs, Gasps ]

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00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:07,930
NO, NO !  STAY AWAY !
STAY AWAY FROM ME !

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00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,932
[ Whimpering ]

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00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,938
NO !
[ Indistinct Shout ]

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00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,440
[ Whimpering Continues ]

201
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:35,958
[ Sighs, Snoring ]

202
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,460
WHAT'S THAT ?
WHAT WAS THAT ?

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00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:42,965
NO !  AHHH !
[ Muttering ]

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00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,968
[ Sighs, Snoring ]

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00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,977
[ Screaming ]

206
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,479
GOOD MORNING, YOUR MAJESTY.

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00:14:57,479 --> 00:15:01,984
OH, GOOD MORNING,
PASSELEWE.

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00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:05,487
GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR.
AND TO YOU, SIR.
A FINE DAY.

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00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:08,490
TRULY.  YOUR BUSINESS
GOES WELL, I TRUST.

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00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,993
[ Man Chanting ]
ONE DOESN'T
LIKE TO COMPLAIN.

211
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,996
AND YOUR OWN
COMMERCIAL EFFORTS ?
OH, ONE DOES ONE'S BEST.

212
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,498
I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE
OPENING A NEW SHOP.

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00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,501
YES, DOWN
BY THE TOWN GATE, AN AREA
OF CONSIDERABLE GROWTH.

214
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:23,505
OH, I AGREE.
I TRUST WE'LL BE HEARING
FROM YOU WITH AN ORDER SOON.

215
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:26,508
OH, CERTAINLY.
THAT IS, IF YOUR PRICES
ARE COMPETITIVE.

216
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:29,511
AHH, SURELY.
WHAT'S THE LATEST
WINE-TO-WATER RATIO ?

217
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:32,014
DID YOU SEE IT ?
YES, IT CAME
JUST AS I LEFT THE HOUSE.

218
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:35,517
IT'S TWO WINE TO ONE WATER
STILL, BUT I DON'T SEE HOW
IT CAN HOLD AT THAT RATE.

219
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:38,520
THEY'RE VERY LUCKY TO BE GETTING
ANY WINE AT ALL, YOU KNOW.

220
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:42,524
IS THAT ALL ?  I THOUGHT
I DETECTED A CERTAIN ONENESS
IN THE LAST CONSIGNMENT.

221
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:46,028
OHH, THAT'S ODD.
IT WAS VERY ROBUST
WHEN IT LEFT MY PREMISES.

222
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,529
GET A MOVE ON.

223
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:52,034
LET ME SEND YOU A SAMPLE
OF OUR NEW SHIPMENT OF PORT
WITH MY COMPLIMENTS.

224
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,536
MOVE, YOU LAME BUGGERS.
THAT WOULD BE MOST KIND OF YOU.

225
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:57,039
WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE THE KING
HAS CALLED THIS COUNCIL ?

226
00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:00,042
ONLY THE LORD KNOWS.
GET GOING, YOU !

227
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:03,545
BUT I HAVE HEARD THE CHAMBERLAIN
IS URGING HIM TO TAKE MEASURES
AGAINST THE MONSTER.

228
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:07,049
MEASURES ?
THAT WOULD ALLOW THE PEASANTS
TO LEAVE THE CITY ?

229
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:11,553
IT COULD VERY WELL BE.
AND THAT WOULD NOT BE GOOD
FOR BUSINESS.  MOVE IT !

230
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:15,557
COME ON !
GET A MOVE ON !

231
00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:18,060
[ Men Panting ]

232
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:21,063
[ Indistinct Shouting ]

233
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:27,069
AHHHH !

234
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,571
[ Indistinct Chattering ]

235
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,587
AFTER YOU.
NO, YOU FIRST,
PLEASE.

236
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,589
YOU'RE TOO KIND.

237
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,594
[ Man Coughing ]

238
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,602
[ Coughing Continues ]

239
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:41,643
ATTENTION !
OUR MOST GLORIOUS MAJESTY,

240
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,146
KING BRUNO THE QUESTIONABLE.

241
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:54,156
SON OF OLAF THE LOUD.

242
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,658
OH, HE'S COMING !
HE'S COMING !

243
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,660
I'M NOT FINISHED YET.

244
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:02,664
OH, LOOK OUT !
HE'S HERE !
OH !  OW !  OHHH !

245
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:05,667
???? [ Trumpet Fanfare ]

246
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:14,676
PAY ATTENTION, YOUR MAJESTY.
SURELY YOU SEE IT'S A MATTER
OF THE GRAVEST URGENCY.

247
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,678
[ King ]
YES, YES, OF COURSE, PASSELEWE.

248
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:19,181
- CRIKEY !
- [ Grunts ]

249
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:22,184
QUICK, SIRE, DOWN !

250
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:26,188
[ Grunting Continues ]

251
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,190
STOP IT !

252
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,692
EH, COME ON.

253
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:35,697
[ Groaning ]
OH, YES.  BLESS MY SOUL !

254
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:40,702
GREAT GRANDNEPHEW...

255
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:43,705
OF EMPEROR OTTO THE BENT,

256
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:49,211
CONQUEROR...

257
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,214
OF FREEDONIA.

258
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:56,718
LET HIM GO !
GET UP, MAN.

259
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,720
YOU'LL GET YOUR RAGS
ALL DIRTY.

260
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,724
SIRE, HELP US, SIRE.

261
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,727
THE MONSTER IS RAVAGING
THE COUNTRYSIDE.

262
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:10,232
IT HAS DESTROYED OUR HOMES.
WE HAVEN'T EATEN IN DAYS.

263
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,733
WEEKS.
MONTHS.

264
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:15,237
E-EXCEPT I ATE
MY SHOE YESTERDAY.

265
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:19,241
OH, THAT'S NOTHING.
I ATE THREE TOES OFF OF MY,
UH... RIGHT FOOT.

266
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:22,744
TERRIBLE MONSTER--
[ Man ]
THAT AIN'T YOUR RIGHT FOOT.

267
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:25,247
KNOW-IT-ALL !
ARE YOU A DOCTOR
OR SOMETHING ?

268
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,749
- BUT PLEASE--
- I SAW A DOCTOR ONCE.

269
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:30,252
HE DIDN'T SEE ME.
I WAS HIDING.

270
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:34,756
YOUR MAJESTY, SAVE US
FROM THE GREAT GREEN BEAST.

271
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:38,260
-[ Man ]  GRAY !
- THE SIDE I SAW
WAS A DIRTY YELLOW.

272
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:41,263
-NO, IT WERE MORE ORANGE.
- NO, IT WAS GRAY !

273
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:44,766
[ Arguing Continues ]

274
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:47,769
NOW, STOP IT.

275
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,772
STOP IT, ALL OF YOU !
GO ON, GET OUT, GET OUT !

276
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,275
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
GO ON, GET OUT !

277
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,277
I'LL READ THIS
TO THE KING.

278
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,779
STOP IT !  GO ON !

279
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,783
YOU KNOW, IT SEEMS
TO ME, PASSELEWE,

280
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:04,786
THAT MY SUBJECTS ARE
BECOMING A PAIN IN THE ARSE.

281
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:07,289
YES, WELL, MY DEAR,
YOU MUST DO SOMETHING.

282
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:10,292
I MEAN, YOUR KINGDOM
IS PARALYZED WITH FEAR.

283
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:13,795
THE CITY BELOW
IS OVERFLOWING WITH REFUGEES.
THEY'RE SIMPLE PEOPLE, BRUNO,

284
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:16,798
AND EASY PREY FOR EVERY
SHARP-WITTED MERCHANT
AND TRICKSTER.

285
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:21,303
PAST GRAND MASTER OF THE
ROYAL ORDER OF LOWNDES VICTOR,
SAVIOR OF WALES.

286
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:24,306
-???? [ Trumpet Fanfare ]
- [ Coughing ]

287
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,308
- HEY !
- AND KING.

288
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,815
[ Coughing Continues ]

289
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:52,834
YOUR MAJESTY,
YOUR COUNCIL MEETS TODAY
IN SOLEMN SESSION...

290
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:56,838
TO URGENTLY DISCUSS
THE TERRIBLE HAVOC...

291
00:20:56,838 --> 00:21:00,342
WREAKED BY THE MONSTER
ALL OVER THE COUNTRYSIDE.

292
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:04,346
LOOK, I'M TELLING YOU,
NOBODY GETS IN HERE
WITHOUT MONEY OR POSSESSIONS.

293
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,348
BUT I'VE GOT POSSESSIONS.

294
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,850
SEE ?
AGH, THAT'S ONLY A ROCK.

295
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,852
ONLY A ROCK ?
YEAH.

296
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:14,356
LISTEN, WHAT IF THIS
IS NOT JUST AN ORDINARY
ROCK ?

297
00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:17,359
WHAT IF THIS
IS A DIAMOND ?

298
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,861
IT DON'T SHINE.

299
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,864
[ Both Yelling ]
GET OUT OF HERE !

300
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:24,866
RIGHT, NEXT.

301
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:28,370
NOW, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ?
ANY GRAIN ?  ANY CLOTH ?
[ Man Screaming ]

302
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:32,374
NO, I HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING,
REALLY, BUT IT'S IMPORTANT
THAT I GET IN THE CITY.

303
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,876
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.
NOW MOVE ALONG.

304
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:38,880
NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I'VE COME TO GET A JOB.
I'M STARTING ALL OVER AGAIN.

305
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,883
I'VE GOT LOTS OF GOOD IDEAS.
I THINK THAT, ONCE IN THERE,
I COULD HAVE--

306
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:46,388
NOW LOOK, SONNY, SHOVE OFF,
EH ?  WAIT A MINUTE !
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT HERE ?

307
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:48,390
WHAT'S THIS ?

308
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,393
YOU TOLD US
YOU HAD NOTHING.

309
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,895
- [ Sighs ]
- THAT'S NOT FOR EATING.

310
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:58,400
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
YOU COULD LAST A WEEK ON THAT.

311
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,403
JUST A MINUTE.
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, SONNY ?

312
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,905
OH, NOTHING, NOTHING.
IT'S A MEMENTO.

313
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:05,907
A MEMENTO ?

314
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:09,411
MY SWEETHEART GAVE IT TO ME
BEFORE I LEFT HOME.

315
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,413
SHE GAVE YOU THAT ?

316
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,416
YES.  CAN I HAVE IT
BACK, PLEASE ?

317
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:17,919
GOD, SHE MUST
REALLY LOVE YOU.

318
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:20,422
DO YOU REALLY THINK SO ?

319
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:24,926
YEAH.  I'VE GOT A SORT OF
STICKY FEELING INSIDE ME
JUST THINKING OF IT.

320
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:28,430
YOU SURE ARE A LUCKY GUY.
COME ON, FRED, CUT IT OUT.

321
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,932
HE'S NOT GETTING IN.
I'VE GOT TO.  I'VE GOT TO--

322
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:33,435
GIVE HIM A BREAK,
JUST THIS ONCE.
NO CHANCE.

323
00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:35,937
NOW PUSH OFF, YOU.

324
00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:38,940
[ Crowd Murmuring,
Chuckling ]

325
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:45,947
JUST 'CAUSE HE'S GOT
A POTATO, YOU CAN'T LET--

326
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,950
I'M TELLIN' YOU,
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.
WAIT A MINUTE.

327
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:53,455
HEY, YOU !  COME BACK !

328
00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:59,961
THAT'S FAR ENOUGH.

329
00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:02,964
LET'S HAVE A LOOK
AT YOUR LEGS.

330
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,976
[ Laughter ]

331
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:21,983
NO.
NO.

332
00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:23,985
NEXT.

333
00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:27,489
[ Crowd Chattering ]

334
00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:30,992
[ Passelewe ]
AND SO, YOUR MAJESTY,

335
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:35,497
YOUR GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-
GREAT GRANDFATHER,

336
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,999
KING MAX THE VAINGLORIOUS,

337
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:42,003
BY A TOURNAMENT, CHOSE
FROM HIS KNIGHTS A CHAMPION...

338
00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:45,006
TO FREE THE KINGDOM
FROM THE PESTILENCE.

339
00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:50,011
MOUNTED ON HIS MIGHTY CHARGER,
SIR BROMIADES WAGED--

340
00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:53,515
[ Grunting, Muttering ]

341
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:58,520
WHAT'S THAT ?
QUICKLY, MAN.

342
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:01,523
SOMEBODY MIGHT
BE TRYING TO POISON ME.

343
00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:04,526
[ Sighs ]

344
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:07,028
PLASTER, YOUR MAJESTY.

345
00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:09,531
OH.  CARRY ON, PASSELEWE.

346
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:13,535
- MOUNTED ON HIS--
- ELEVENTH.

347
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:18,039
- MOUNTED ON HIS MIGHTY--
- NO, WAIT.  TWELFTH CENTURY.

348
00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:21,042
SHUT UP !  FOOL !

349
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:23,044
CARRY ON, PASSELEWE.

350
00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:27,048
UNTIL PEACE WAS ONCE MORE
RESTORED TO THE KINGDOM.

351
00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:31,052
WITH THAT, KING MAX RODE BACK
TO THE CHEERS OF HIS SUBJECTS...

352
00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:34,055
WHO LINED THE ROAD
FOR OVER 50 MILES.

353
00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:38,560
FIFTY MILES ?  DO YOU MEAN
THEY CHEERED HIM ALL THAT WAY ?

354
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:43,064
WOW !  THEY CERTAINLY
MUST HAVE RESPECTED HIM.

355
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:48,069
YOU'RE RIGHT, PASSELEWE.
WE'LL HOLD A TOURNAMENT.

356
00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:52,073
IT'S YEARS
SINCE WE'VE HEARD THE CLASH
OF SWORD AGAINST SHIELD,

357
00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:56,077
THE CLAMOR OF MIGHTILY ARMORED
KNIGHTS CRASHING TO THE GROUND,

358
00:24:56,077 --> 00:25:01,082
THE SPURT OF BLOOD
AS THE DAGGER IS THRUST
INTO UNPROTECTED GROIN.

359
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,084
[ King Laughing ]
OH, NO.

360
00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:05,086
OH, NO, DEAR.
NO, NO, NO, NO.

361
00:25:05,086 --> 00:25:09,591
WHAT I HAD IN MIND WAS A--
WAS A TOURNAMENT OFPLAISANCE.

362
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:13,094
APLAISANCE?

363
00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:17,098
PASSELEWE, DO MY EAR HOLES
HEAR ARIGHT ?

364
00:25:17,098 --> 00:25:22,103
APLAISANCEWITH BLUNTED
SWORDS AND COLLARED LANCE ?

365
00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:24,606
[ Laughs ]
WHERE'S THE HONOR IN THAT ?

366
00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:28,610
WHERE'S THE GLORY
IN A BUNCH OF BUFFOONS
PLAYING PILLOW FIGHTS, EH ?

367
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:34,115
NO !  IT MUST BE
AL'OUTRANCETO THE DEATH.

368
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:37,118
- PLEASE, BRUNO, PLEASE.
- NO, NO, NO.

369
00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:40,622
GO WITH ALL SPEED
AND MAKE THE ARRANGEMENTS.

370
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:44,125
[ Laughs ]
OH, I CAN'T WAIT
TO TELL THE PRINCESS.

371
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,140
DAUGHTER ?

372
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:02,143
STILL WORKING HARD, I SEE.

373
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:06,648
[ Chuckles ]
YOU AND THE BLESSED
SISTERS OF MISERY.

374
00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:11,152
WELL... WHAT ARE YOU
MAKING, DAUGHTER ?

375
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:16,157
A TAPESTRY, FATHER,
DEPICTING THE FAMOUS SIEGE
OF CASTLE APCADWALLADER.

376
00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:19,160
SEE ?  IN THIS PORTION,

377
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:23,665
THE KING IS EATING HIS HORSE
ON THE 98th DAY OF THE SIEGE.

378
00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:26,668
[ Laughing ]
SPLENDID !

379
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:30,672
VERY PRETTY, DAUGHTER.
EH, BUT YOU WERE ALWAYS--

380
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:36,177
CAREFUL, FATHER.
SISTER WINNET FELL OUT
LAST WEEK.

381
00:26:36,177 --> 00:26:39,180
[ Sighs ]
DAUGHTER,

382
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:42,183
OUR KINGDOM WILL SOON
BE FREE OF THE MONSTER.

383
00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:46,688
I HAVE DECLARED A TOURNAMENT
TO FIND A CHAMPION
TO DESTROY IT.

384
00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:49,691
WHAT, THE KINGDOM ?
OH, NO.

385
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:52,193
OF COURSE NOT, SILLY GIRL.
THE MONSTER.

386
00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:55,697
OH !  I SEE.
YES, AND NOT ONLY THAT,

387
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:59,701
BUT THE SUCCESSFUL KNIGHT
WILL WIN YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE.

388
00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:02,203
MARRIAGE ?
MM-HMM.

389
00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:06,708
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
YES, WELL, YOU WANT
TO BE MARRIED, SURELY ?

390
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,710
OF COURSE I DO, DADDY.
WELL, THEN.

391
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:12,714
BUT I WANT TO MARRY A PRINCE.
I'M SUPPOSED TO MARRY A PRINCE.

392
00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:16,217
THAT'S WHY I WAIT IN THIS TOWER
JUST LIKE ALL THE BOOKS
SAY TO DO.

393
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:19,721
ARE ANY OF THE CONTESTANTS
PRINCES ?

394
00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:26,227
WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
NO ?

395
00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:29,731
NO, BUT I COULD MAKE ONE
A PRINCE, COULDN'T I ?

396
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:32,233
I MEAN THE WINNER.
[ Crying ]
IT'S NOT THE SAME.

397
00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:36,738
NO, NOT REALLY.
AH, WELL, NEVER MIND.

398
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:39,240
ONCE THE MONSTER
IS DESTROYED,

399
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,744
I WILL BUILD YOU
A BEAUTIFUL BRIDAL SUITE...

400
00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,746
IN THE LOVELY WEST TOWER.

401
00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:57,759
ON SECOND THOUGHT,

402
00:27:58,259 --> 00:28:00,762
I THINK THE VIEW FROM
THE LOVELY EAST TOWER...

403
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:03,765
WOULD BE INFINITELY
MORE PREFERABLE, HMM ?

404
00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:08,269
[ Monster Roaring ]

405
00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:43,805
[ Man Coughing ]

406
00:28:50,311 --> 00:28:52,313
WHO IS IT ?
UH, EXCUSE ME.

407
00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:54,816
WATCH HIM.
WATCH HIM.
WHAT DOES HE WANT ?

408
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:59,320
- I WONDER IF I COULD HAVE
SOME OF YOUR SOUP.
- HE'S AFTER OUR SOUP !

409
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,823
- SOMEBODY STOP HIM !
- POKE AN 'OLE IN HIM !

410
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,826
- I'LL DO ANYTHING.
-WILL HE GATHER FIREWOOD ?

411
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:07,328
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ?

412
00:29:07,328 --> 00:29:09,330
I THINK WE SHOULD
POKE AN 'OLE IN HIM.

413
00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:12,834
OH, NO, NO.  I'LL COLLECT
SOME FIREWOOD FOR YOU IF YOU
LET ME HAVE SOME OF YOUR SOUP.

414
00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:16,838
- I MEAN,
WHERE DO I GET IT FROM ?
- [ All Gasping ]

415
00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:20,842
[ Monster Roaring ]

416
00:29:24,345 --> 00:29:27,849
AH... OH... UM...

417
00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:33,354
WELL, COULD I HAVE A LITTLE
TASTE OF THE SOUP FIRST ?

418
00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:36,357
- [ All Protesting ]
- NO, I THOUGHT NOT.

419
00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:39,360
[ Murmuring ]

420
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,864
WELL, I'D BETTER GO THEN.
THE FIREWOOD, WAS IT ?

421
00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:46,367
[ Man Coughing ]
UH, YEAH.

422
00:29:50,822 --> 00:29:54,375
[ Thunder Rumbling ]

423
00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:31,913
[ Loud Footsteps ]

424
00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:37,919
[ Both Screaming ]

425
00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:41,422
SO, YOU'VE DISCOVERED
MY DIAMOND MINE, HAVE YOU ?

426
00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:45,927
- I WAS JUST GATHERING FIREWOOD.
- LIAR !  IT'S THE DIAMONDS
YOU'RE AFTER, ISN'T IT ?

427
00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:49,430
THEY'RE NOT DIAMONDS.
THEY'RE JUST ROCKS.
JUST ROCKS ?

428
00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:55,937
QUICK THINKING, BUT NOT QUICK
ENOUGH TO SAVE YOUR SKIN !

429
00:30:55,937 --> 00:31:00,441
THE SECRET OF MY DIAMOND MINE
DIES WITH YOU !
[ Screaming, Yelping ]

430
00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:02,443
OH !  OW !  OH !

431
00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:06,447
[ Screaming ]

432
00:31:06,447 --> 00:31:08,950
[ Monster Roaring ]

433
00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:12,453
[ Roaring Continues ]

434
00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:23,965
[ Gasps, Whimpering ]

435
00:31:24,465 --> 00:31:26,968
[ Monster Shrieks ]
[ All Gasp ]

436
00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:33,474
[ Murmuring ]

437
00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:36,978
I JUST DROPPED IN TO TELL YOU
TO, UH, START WITHOUT ME.

438
00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:40,982
[ Murmuring Continues ]
PERHAPS ANOTHER NIGHT.

439
00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:49,991
[ Birds Chirping ]

440
00:31:56,998 --> 00:32:00,001
[ Grunting ]

441
00:32:01,502 --> 00:32:03,504
HUH ?

442
00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:09,010
EGH !  UGH !

443
00:32:17,518 --> 00:32:21,022
[ Window Creaking ]

444
00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:36,037
[ Grunting ]

445
00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:39,040
[ Grunting Continues ]

446
00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:48,049
[ Gasps, Muttering ]

447
00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:51,552
[ Pounding Continues ]
OPEN THE DOOR !
OPEN IT UP !

448
00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:54,555
OPEN UP IN THERE !
OPEN IT !

449
00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:58,559
OPEN THE DOOR !
OPEN THE DOOR !

450
00:33:41,602 --> 00:33:44,605
[ Bell Clanging ]

451
00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:46,607
RUSH HOUR !

452
00:33:46,607 --> 00:33:49,610
[ Bell Gongs ]

453
00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:52,113
[ Crowd Clamoring ]

454
00:34:05,626 --> 00:34:09,130
[ Metallic Clashing Sound ]

455
00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:15,136
HEARKEN BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE !

456
00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:18,639
REPENT !  CLEANSE YOURSELVES !

457
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:21,642
THE BEAST IS AT THE GATES !

458
00:34:21,642 --> 00:34:23,644
[ Yelling ]

459
00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:28,149
[ Old Man ]
THE BEAST IS AT THE GATES !

460
00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:31,152
[ Groaning ]
CLEANSE YOURSELVES !

461
00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:34,655
[ Maniacal Laughing ]
[ Man ]
HORRIBLE.  HORRIBLE.

462
00:34:34,655 --> 00:34:36,657
REPENT !

463
00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:40,661
THE BEAST IS AT THE GATES !

464
00:34:40,661 --> 00:34:43,164
CLEANSE YOURSELVES !

465
00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:46,667
O CITIZENS, LISTEN TO ME.

466
00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:51,172
YEAH, YOU BETTER LISTEN !
YOU BETTER BLOODY LISTEN !
I HOPE YOU'RE LISTENING !

467
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:54,675
ARE YOU LISTENING UP ?
[ Shouting Continues ]

468
00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:58,679
- YOU BETTER LISTEN UP !
- SHUT UP !

469
00:34:58,679 --> 00:35:01,682
YOU WERE THE ONE
MAKING THE NOISE.
YOU NEVER LISTEN.

470
00:35:01,682 --> 00:35:04,685
- SIN !
- SIN.  SIN.

471
00:35:04,685 --> 00:35:07,688
- THE BRISTLING SPIKES
OF THE PONDYLUS.
- [ All ]  THE PONDYLUS.

472
00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:11,192
- THE POINTED CRESTS
OF THE DACTYLOPTERS.
- THE DACTYLOPTERS.

473
00:35:11,692 --> 00:35:13,694
- THE TRIGLA.
- THE TRIGLA.

474
00:35:13,694 --> 00:35:18,699
- ?? AND THE FLYING HOGFISH ??
- ?? AND THE FLYING HOGFISH ??

475
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:24,705
ARE AS NOTHING
COMPARED TO THE BEAST
THAT HOLDS US PRISONER !

476
00:35:24,705 --> 00:35:27,208
THE BEAST...
[ Continues, Indistinct ]

477
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:30,211
FLYING HOGFISH ?

478
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:33,214
I SEEN A GLIDING HOGFISH ONCE.

479
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:38,219
NEVER FLYING.
NOT ACTUALLY FLYING.

480
00:35:41,722 --> 00:35:46,227
[ Woman ]
STEWED MACKEREL !
STEWED MACKEREL !

481
00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:50,231
STEWED MACKEREL !
STEWED MACKEREL !

482
00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:54,235
CABBAGES.
CABBAGES.

483
00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:59,240
RATS KILLED, LADY.
ALL VERY TIDY.  ALL VERY QUIET.

484
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,242
MORNING.
OH, MORNING.

485
00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:03,744
I'M AFRAID I HAVEN'T GOT
ANY MONEY.

486
00:36:03,744 --> 00:36:06,747
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
[ Mutters ]

487
00:36:06,747 --> 00:36:09,750
THANK YOU.  THANK YOU.

488
00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:13,254
- IS THAT YOURS ?
- WELL, OF COURSE IT IS.

489
00:36:13,754 --> 00:36:17,758
WHOSE DID YOU THINK IT WAS ?
YOU'RE NEW TO THE CITY ?

490
00:36:17,758 --> 00:36:21,262
UH, YES, YES.
I CAME HERE FROM THE COUNTRY
TO START A NEW LIFE HERE.

491
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:25,766
YOU KNOW, GET A JOB.
A JOB ?  NO CHANCE, SON.
OH, THANK YOU, GOVERNOR.

492
00:36:25,766 --> 00:36:29,270
WELL, SURELY THERE MUST BE
PLENTY OF OPPORTUNITIES.

493
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,272
MORNING.
THANK YOU.
[ Coin Clinks ]

494
00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:33,274
I AM A QUALIFIED
COOPER'S APPRENTICE.

495
00:36:33,774 --> 00:36:36,277
COOPER'S APPRENTICE ?

496
00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:40,781
WELL, WHAT A "COINCIDE-ENCE."
I'M A COOPER MYSELF.

497
00:36:40,781 --> 00:36:44,285
YOU MAY EVEN HAVE HEARD OF ME.
UH, WAT DABNEY.

498
00:36:44,785 --> 00:36:48,789
WAT DABNEY !
NOTTHEWAT DABNEY ?

499
00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:51,292
THE INVENTOR
OF THE INVERTED FIRKIN ?

500
00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:53,294
THE VERY SAME, LAD.

501
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:58,299
NOW, IF I CAN'T GET A JOB HERE,
WHAT CHANCE HAVE YOU GOT ?

502
00:36:58,299 --> 00:37:02,303
COME HERE.  HERE.
YOU SEE THAT PLAQUE ?

503
00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:06,807
THERE, UNDER THE BARREL.
WELL, THAT'S A GUILD SIGN.

504
00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:10,811
TO WORK THERE, YOU'VE GOT TO BE
A MEMBER OF THE GUILD.

505
00:37:10,811 --> 00:37:15,316
BUT YOU'RE NOT, AND I'M NOT...
AND NOT LIKELY TO BE.

506
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,318
BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR.

507
00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:19,820
FAIR OR NOT, THE GUILDS
HAVE THIS TOWN SEWN UP.

508
00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:21,322
MORNING.

509
00:37:21,822 --> 00:37:23,824
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ?

510
00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:26,827
WELL, IT'S NO GOOD GOING AROUND
WITH A LONG FACE, IS IT ?

511
00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:29,330
I DID FOR WEEKS.
NEARLY STARVED.

512
00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:33,334
THEN, ONLY THIS MORNING,
I THOUGHT OF THIS.

513
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:36,337
HEY...

514
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:39,840
MAYBE WE COULD TEAM UP
TOGETHER.

515
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,842
SURE.

516
00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:44,345
ALL WE'VE GOT TO DO IS--

517
00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:47,848
NO, THANK YOU.  NO.  NO.
GOOD-BYE.  I THINK IT'S
A ONE-MAN BUSINESS.

518
00:37:47,848 --> 00:37:51,852
WHAT A GOLDEN CHANCE
HE'S MISSING.

519
00:37:51,852 --> 00:37:54,855
???? [ Off-Key Trumpet Call ]

520
00:37:54,855 --> 00:38:04,865
????

521
00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:26,887
ATTENTION !  ATTENTION !
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.

522
00:38:26,887 --> 00:38:31,392
IN MY HUMBLE CAPACITY
AS HERALD TO HIS MAGNI--

523
00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:35,896
MAGNIFICENCE,
KING BRUNO THE QUESTIONABLE,

524
00:38:37,898 --> 00:38:40,901
IT IS MY PRIVILEGE
TO ANNOUNCE...

525
00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:43,904
???? [ Trumpet ]

526
00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,409
A "JOOST"--

527
00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:51,412
SORRY, A JOUST...

528
00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:53,914
TO THE DEATH...

529
00:38:53,914 --> 00:38:56,417
TO CHOOSE A... CHAMPION--

530
00:38:56,917 --> 00:39:00,421
A CHAMPION
TO FREE THE COUNTRY--
???? [ Trumpet ]

531
00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:04,425
TO FREE THE COUNTRY FROM
THE TORMENTS AND RAVAGES...
???? [ Trumpeting Intensifies ]

532
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:06,427
OF THE MON--

533
00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:13,434
THANK YOU.

534
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,943
AS A REWARD
FOR KILLING THE MONSTER,

535
00:39:22,943 --> 00:39:26,447
THE KING'S CHAMPION
WILL RECEIVE...

536
00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:31,452
HALF THE PRINCESS'S HAND AND
THE ENTIRE KINGDOM IN MARRIAGE.

537
00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:35,956
[ Whispering ]

538
00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:38,459
CORRECTION.
IT IS, OF COURSE--

539
00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:42,963
IT IS, OF COURSE,
THE KING'S HAND AND HALF
THE PRINCESS'S KINGDOM.

540
00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:46,967
[ Whispering ]
EXCUSE ME.

541
00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:51,472
[ Whispering Continues ]
YES.  YES.  YES.
YES, I SEE.  THANK YOU.

542
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:56,477
THANK YOU.  I'VE JUST
RECEIVED FINAL CONFIRMATION
OF THE FINAL TERMS.

543
00:39:56,477 --> 00:39:59,480
IT IS, OF COURSE,
THE PRINCESS'S HAND...

544
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,983
AND HALF THE ENTIRE KINGDOM.

545
00:40:13,994 --> 00:40:15,996
[ Horse Neighing ]

546
00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:18,999
[ Cheering ]

547
00:40:27,508 --> 00:40:30,010
???? [ Trumpet Call ]

548
00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:41,522
[ Cheering, Rooting ]

549
00:40:44,024 --> 00:40:46,527
[ Horse Neighing ]

550
00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:49,029
[ Horse Whinnies ]

551
00:40:58,038 --> 00:41:03,544
???? [ Off-Key Trumpet Call ]

552
00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:07,548
[ Cheering Continues ]

553
00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:29,570
[ Horse Neighing ]

554
00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:47,588
- [ Cheering ]
- [ Metal Clanging ]

555
00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:55,596
[ Cheering Continues ]

556
00:41:57,598 --> 00:42:00,601
BEWARE THE JABBERWOCK,
MY SON.

557
00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:03,604
CABBAGES.  CABBAGES.
THE JAWS THAT BITE,

558
00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:05,606
THE CLAWS THAT CATCH.
CAN I HAVE ONE FOR NOTHING ?

559
00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:08,609
GO ON.  GET OFF.
???? [ Battle Call ]

560
00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:12,613
???? [ Off-Key Trumpeting ]

561
00:42:13,113 --> 00:42:16,116
[ Cheering Continues ]

562
00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:29,630
[ Horse Neighing ]

563
00:42:39,139 --> 00:42:42,142
[ Horse Neighing ]

564
00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:56,657
[ Horse Whinnying ]

565
00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:13,674
[ Crowd Cheering ]

566
00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:15,676
[ Horse Whinnies ]

567
00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:34,695
[ Crowd Gasps ]

568
00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:55,215
- [ Cheering ]
- HOT ROASTED RATS !
ONLY A FARTHING.

569
00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:57,217
RATS ON A STICK !

570
00:43:57,718 --> 00:44:00,721
[ Vendor ]
ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO BE
THE LUCKY OWNER OF THIS EGG--

571
00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:05,726
GET 'EM HOT !
THERE YOU ARE, SONNY.
OFF YOU GO, THEN.

572
00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:10,230
GET YOUR RATS !
ONLY A FARTHING !

573
00:44:10,230 --> 00:44:13,734
TURNIPS.  TURNIPS.
GET YOUR TURNIPS.  TURNIPS HERE.

574
00:44:14,234 --> 00:44:16,737
TURNIPS.  TURNIPS.
GET YOUR TURNIPS.

575
00:44:31,251 --> 00:44:33,754
[ Crowd Continues Cheering ]

576
00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:41,261
HEY, WATCH IT !

577
00:44:45,265 --> 00:44:47,768
[ Man Gasps, Crashing ]

578
00:44:52,272 --> 00:44:56,777
[ Screaming ]
JESUS CHRIST !

579
00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:02,783
I'M AWFULLY SORRY.
I ONLY WANTED A BITE OF TURNIP.

580
00:45:02,783 --> 00:45:05,285
- JUST KEEP WALKING.
- [ Man Yelps ]

581
00:45:05,285 --> 00:45:09,790
HOLD UP A MINUTE, SIR.
I'LL HAVE YOU OUT IN TWO SHAKES.

582
00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:12,292
I'VE GOT IT, REALLY.

583
00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:16,296
[ Man Shouts ]
HOW ABOUT THAT, THEN ?

584
00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:20,300
FIRST-CLASS SERVICE AS
ADVERTISED.  DON'T FORGET.
TELL YOUR FRIENDS.

585
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:27,808
WHERE DO YOU WANT IT ?
OVER THERE
BY THE BURNISHING PIT.

586
00:45:27,808 --> 00:45:29,810
OVER THERE
BY THE BURNISHING PIT.

587
00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:32,312
I SUPPOSE YOU WANT
THIS LOT DOING TODAY ?

588
00:45:32,312 --> 00:45:36,316
WHAT HAPPENED ?
A TREE FALL ON HIM ?
[ Laughing ]

589
00:45:36,316 --> 00:45:39,319
ALL RIGHT IN THERE,
ARE YOU ?

590
00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:47,327
ARE YOU THE MASTER ARMORER ?
JUST LOOK AT THIS ARM BRACE !
YOU CALL THAT WORKMANSHIP ?

591
00:45:47,327 --> 00:45:50,330
[ Armorer ]
I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING--
AND LOOK AT THIS JAMBEAU !

592
00:45:50,330 --> 00:45:52,332
WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT ?
IT FELL OFF, THAT'S ALL !

593
00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:56,336
CAN'T PLEASE SOME PEOPLE.
THEY WANT MIRACLES.  I SENT
FOR THE BEST ITALIAN ARMOR.

594
00:45:56,336 --> 00:45:58,338
YES, BECAUSE ARM BRACES
ARE SIMPLE.

595
00:45:58,338 --> 00:46:01,341
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT !
YOU SAID FRIDAY AFTERNOON !

596
00:46:01,842 --> 00:46:04,344
AND TO ME, THAT MEANS
FRIDAY AFTERNOON !

597
00:46:04,344 --> 00:46:06,847
I PUT THREE OF MY BEST MEN
ON THE JOB.

598
00:46:06,847 --> 00:46:10,350
- NO GOOD.  NO GOOD.
- GET BACK !

599
00:46:10,350 --> 00:46:13,353
COME ON, BOYS.
COME ON.

600
00:46:13,353 --> 00:46:16,857
AND DON'T BOTHER
SENDING A BILL, EITHER !

601
00:46:31,371 --> 00:46:33,373
EXCUSE ME.

602
00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:39,880
EXCUSE ME !
I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING--

603
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,883
GET ON OUT OF 'ERE !

604
00:46:42,883 --> 00:46:48,388
I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING IT
WOULD INCREASE YOUR EFFICIENCY
IF YOU MOVED YOUR BOX TO HERE.

605
00:46:48,388 --> 00:46:51,391
[ Screams ]

606
00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:56,396
[ Groaning, Grunting ]

607
00:46:56,897 --> 00:47:00,400
[ Screaming ]

608
00:47:01,902 --> 00:47:04,905
[ Screaming Continues ]

609
00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:35,936
[ Laughing ]
YEAH !

610
00:47:37,437 --> 00:47:41,441
[ Laughing Continues ]

611
00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:44,945
- YOU--
-CLUMSY IDIOT !

612
00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:47,447
COME ON.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
I WAS ONLY TRYING TO IMPROVE--

613
00:47:47,447 --> 00:47:50,450
YOU DID IT BEAUTIFULLY, BOY.
BEAUTIFUL !
WAS THAT ME ?

614
00:47:50,450 --> 00:47:52,953
COME ON !
I'LL BUY YOU A DRINK.

615
00:47:53,453 --> 00:47:55,455
WE'LL GO TO
THE QUEEN'S HEMORRHOIDS, LAD.

616
00:48:01,461 --> 00:48:03,964
THAT BETTER ?
OH, YES.

617
00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:06,967
I CAN'T REMEMBER
WHEN I ATE LAST.
YES, I KNOW.

618
00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:09,970
I ONCE WENT WITHOUT FOOD
FOR 147 DAYS.

619
00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:11,972
A HUNDRED
AND FORTY-SEVEN DAYS ?

620
00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:15,475
IT WAS THE WINTER OF '52,
THE SIEGE OF CAERLAVEROCK.

621
00:48:15,475 --> 00:48:18,478
FOOD WAS SO SHORT--
WHAT'S THE MATTER ?
YOU GOT A STOMACHACHE ?

622
00:48:18,478 --> 00:48:22,482
OH, NO, NO, NO.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO WORK OUT
WHAT MY NEXT MOVE WOULD BE.

623
00:48:22,482 --> 00:48:26,486
SO WAS I.
GEEZ, WHY WORRY ?
[ Laughing ]

624
00:48:26,486 --> 00:48:31,491
I'VE GOT TO WORRY.
IT'S A VERY BIG STEP COMING FROM
A SMALL VILLAGE TO A BIG CITY.

625
00:48:31,491 --> 00:48:35,495
DON'T I KNOW !
THAT'S WHAT ATTRACTED ME
TO THE LIFE OF A SQUIRE.

626
00:48:35,495 --> 00:48:38,999
THE TRAVELING.  ONE DAY
YOU'RE OUT IN HARTFORD
HUNTING HERETICS,

627
00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:43,003
THE NEXT DAY
YOU'RE UP IN SCOTLAND
BEING BURNED AT THE STAKE.

628
00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:45,505
THE ADVENTURE !

629
00:48:45,505 --> 00:48:50,510
LIKE THE TIME ME AND MY KNIGHTS
WAS FIGHTING THE BLESSED SISTERS
OF ST. ALOPECIA,

630
00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:52,512
A BAND OF WARRIOR NUNS.

631
00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:56,016
THEY REALLY--
IT SOUNDS VERY EXCITING,
BUT HOW SECURE IS IT ?

632
00:48:56,016 --> 00:49:00,020
NOW, YOU TAKE COOPERING--
COOPERING ?  COOPERING !
[ Laughing ]

633
00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:02,522
THAT'S NO LIFE FOR A MAN.

634
00:49:02,522 --> 00:49:06,026
IT IS TOO.
BARRELS AND CASKS
ARE VERY IMPORTANT.

635
00:49:06,026 --> 00:49:08,528
NOW, IN COMMERCE--
COMMERCE !

636
00:49:08,528 --> 00:49:12,532
RUBBISH !
NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME.

637
00:49:12,532 --> 00:49:14,534
MY KNIGHT WAS WOUNDED, SEE,

638
00:49:14,534 --> 00:49:17,037
AND THERE WAS I
WITH MY BACK TO THE WALL,

639
00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:20,540
TWO WHACKING GREAT NUNS
COMING AT ME WITH MACES.

640
00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:23,043
I HARDLY THINK FIGHTING NUNS
IS A VERY RESPECTABLE WAY--

641
00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:25,545
HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU !
COME HERE !

642
00:49:25,545 --> 00:49:28,548
THERE, YOU TRY.
COME AT ME.  PUT UP !

643
00:49:28,548 --> 00:49:30,550
PRETEND THAT DRUMSTICK
IS A MACE.
AH--

644
00:49:30,550 --> 00:49:32,552
OH, COME ON !

645
00:49:32,552 --> 00:49:35,555
REALLY LET ME HAVE IT.
[ Laughing ]

646
00:49:35,555 --> 00:49:38,058
COME ON.  GO FOR ME !

647
00:49:38,058 --> 00:49:41,561
- NOW, I DEFLECTED THE MACE...
- [ Groaning ]

648
00:49:41,561 --> 00:49:44,064
AND I GRABBED HER LIKE THIS !

649
00:49:44,564 --> 00:49:47,567
I WANT YOU TO TALK
TO THE LANDLORD FOR ME.
WHAT ?

650
00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:50,570
THEN I THREW HER AGAIN
LIKE THIS !

651
00:49:50,570 --> 00:49:53,073
- I WANT YOU TO DISTRACT HIM.
- WHAT FOR ?

652
00:49:53,573 --> 00:49:57,577
YOU BERK !  SHE WAS TOUGH, SEE,
BUT I GRABBED HER IN THE OLD--
[ Gasps ]

653
00:49:57,577 --> 00:50:00,080
- JUST KEEP HIM TALKING.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

654
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,083
YOU WILL.  JUST DO IT !

655
00:50:03,583 --> 00:50:06,086
NOW, HERE COMES THE BEST PART.

656
00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:09,089
SHE BROKE MY GRIP, SEE.
SHE WAS COMING IN FOR THE KILL.

657
00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:13,593
[ Groaning ]
WHEN I TURNED TAIL
AND RAN FOR IT,

658
00:50:13,593 --> 00:50:15,595
SLAMMING SHUT
THE CASTLE DOORS.

659
00:50:15,595 --> 00:50:20,100
I BARRED THEM WITH A LANCE,
GRABBING ONE OF THE NOVICES
AS A HOSTAGE.

660
00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:22,102
[ Moaning ]

661
00:50:22,102 --> 00:50:25,105
I FOUGHT MY WAY
UP TO THE BATTLEMENTS,

662
00:50:25,105 --> 00:50:27,607
HACKING AND SLASHING
AS I WENT.

663
00:50:27,607 --> 00:50:32,612
OLA !  IN TEARS, IN CUTS.
[ Laughing ]

664
00:50:32,612 --> 00:50:37,117
EASILY OUTDISTANCING
THE ENEMY... I ESCAPED !

665
00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:43,623
-[ Landlord Shouts ]
- [ Pounding ]

666
00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:49,129
[ Pounding Continues ]

667
00:50:50,630 --> 00:50:55,135
[ Indistinct Shouting ]