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[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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PAXTON: I heard Magnum
condoms are basically
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the same size as
regular condoms.
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BARNES: Mmm-mmm.
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PAXTON: Which makes
you think, like,
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what else do we believe
just because of marketing?
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Like, if you grew up being told
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the Book of Mormon is fake,
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you'd probably believe
it was fake 'cause
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that's what you were told.
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BARNES: No, Magnums are huge.
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My sister said her ex-husband
had a scary big peen,
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like, frighteningly big, and
they had to wear Magnums.
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PAXTON: [SIGHS]
Sounds made up.
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- BARNES: Elephant trunk.
- [CROW CAWING]
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[CLICKS TONGUE] Yup. That's
what she would call it.
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[PAXTON EXHALES]
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PAXTON: I was
watching this video,
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I'm not sure where I saw it.
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It was these two people
having intercourse,
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um, sexual intercourse,
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sex, and, uh, and a
cameraman filming them.
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Like an amateur porno...
nography type thing?
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Um, and the girl in the
video was moaning loudly,
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as in typical, I assume,
in that kind of video.
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Just screaming.
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And then, all of a sudden,
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off camera, in the hallway,
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you hear this lady
yell, through the wall,
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"We can hear you!"
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And the couple stop sex-ing.
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And the look of embarrassment
and horror on their faces
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was so painful.
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And the porno-girl who's, like,
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taking it from behind-ish,
says something defiant, like,
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"Good!" under her breath,
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but you can literally
see her soul
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being sucked out of her
body, right then and there.
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All of her dignity gone,
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as if realizing for
the first time, like,
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"Wow, this is my life,
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"I'm f-ing a stranger
on camera for money."
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And I just thought,
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"Like, wow, that is
really poignant."
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Because, like, in that moment,
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I was like, "Yeah."
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God's real.
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We have souls.
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It's divine confirmation.
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Do you watch a lot of...
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- No! I do not! No.
- [CHUCKLES]
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- I do not watch porno-ography.
- Okay, okay.
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No.
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- It's okay.
- No! I said no!
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- I'm not!
- Mmm-hmm. I know.
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- Not a pornography watcher.
- Okay. Okay. [LAUGHING]
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Oh, I hope this
goes well. [SIGHS]
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I know it's not a competition,
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but I haven't baptized
a single investigator
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on my mission yet. [SNIFFS]
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It's okay, I've only converted,
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- like, eight or nine people.
- Eight or nine?
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Balls.
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Anyway, what do you think
about what I was saying?
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The porno thing?
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Like...
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How has God shown you
that the church is true?
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I don't know. I guess
I haven't really...
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I haven't really
thought about it.
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But you know it's true.
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[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
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PAXTON: If ye
receive no witness
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until after the trial
of your faith...
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- If ye receive no witness...
- [PANTING]
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BARNES: Who do we have...
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after this couple again?
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PAXTON: I think we have the
bald guy we met at Costco.
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BARNES: Okay. Oh, yeah.
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PAXTON: Okay, for every
flight of stairs...
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BARNES: Yeah?
PAXTON: our husband
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- gets five times hotter.
- [BARNES LAUGHS]
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Hi, good afternoon, ma'am.
My name is Sister Barnes,
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and this is my
companion, Sister Paxton.
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Are you interested in learning
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about our savior, Jesus Christ?
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[SIGHS WEARILY] Okay.
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- Hi!
- Good afternoon.
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- Hi, are you interest...
- My name is, uh,
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Sister Barnes, and...
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PAXTON: You ever feel
like when you sing,
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it's, like, too high or too low?
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BARNES: I don't
really like to sing.
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PAXTON: I think you
have a beautiful voice.
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I know I don't have a
beautiful voice, but...
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BARNES: No, you do. You do.
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PAXTON: I enjoy it.
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
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Oh, my gosh. I already
love these girls.
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SORORITY GIRL: Hey...
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[GIRLS LAUGHING]
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- [CAR HONKS]
- [GIRLS SCREAM]
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SORORITY GIRL: Sorry!
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[GIRLS LAUGHING]
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Sorry! Can we get a pic?
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Oh, of course!
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Uh, here.
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- Is it true?
- Is what true?
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- Do you wear magic underwear?
- What?
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- [PAXTON GASPS]
- [CAR HONKS]
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[GIRLS LAUGHING]
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Oh, my gosh! Come
on, let's go.
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[GIRLS LAUGHING]
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[BICYCLE SPOKES CLACKING]
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- [WIND WHISTLING]
- [PAXTON SOBBING]
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[SNIFFLES]
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[EXHALES]
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This is it.
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[SOFT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
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PAXTON: People
think we're weird.
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What do you mean?
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I don't know. That
South Park musical
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kind of makes fun of us.
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I listened to some of the songs,
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and they're actually
pretty funny.
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[LOCK CLICKS]
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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Anyway, who... who
cares what people think?
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You're awesome.
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Thanks.
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
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PAXTON: [WHISPERING] Hi,
I'm Sister Paxton. Hi.
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Hello, I'm Sister Paxton.
This is my companion,
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Sister Barnes.
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God chooses prophets,
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- such as Adam, -
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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Noah, Abraham and Moses.
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The prophets teach about
God and receive revelation.
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All right.
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Let's get you a baptism.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Okay.
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[THUD]
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[FLOORBOARD CREAKING]
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[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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[LOCK CLICKS]
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Ah!
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Good afternoon.
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- Hi. [CHUCKLES]
- Good afternoon.
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- Hi.
- Good afternoon.
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I'm Sister Paxton, and this is
my companion, Sister Barnes.
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Um, are you Mr. Reed?
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I am. Hello to you.
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- Hello. Wait.
- Hi.
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You are Paxton, you are Barnes.
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- Barnes?
- Um, no. I'm...
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- Paxton, Barnes.
- Barnes, yes.
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- Paxton, Barnes.
- BARNES: Yeah.
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Mr. Reed, it's so nice
to meet you, finally.
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We were just in the area,
and we wanted to stop by
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because you mentioned
you might be interested
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in learning more about
the Church of Jesus Christ
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of Latter-day Saints?
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[PAXTON AND BARNES CHUCKLE]
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Mr. Reed, we would like
to give you this booklet,
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as it will help you
understand the restoration.
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I... I actually
have one already,
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but, um, you can
never have too many.
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It... it tells
you all the ways
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the Heavenly Father
can reveal His gospel.
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- As a part of His plan...
- Thank you.
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God chooses prophets,
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such as Adam, Noah,
Abraham and Moses.
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- Uh, prophets...
- Yeah, well, talking of Noah...
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[CHUCKLING] ...it
is very, very wet.
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Teach about God and
receive revelation,
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and they interpret the
word of God, and preach
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the gospel to the world,
and because of Apostasy...
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Would you like to come inside?
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People lose knowledge
of the gospel.
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Do you have a girl
roommate? [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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A girl, who?
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BARNES: A... a roommate?
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We can't come inside unless
another woman is present
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but, um, we can,
uh, stay out here
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in the doorway, if
that's fine with you?
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It's just for safety.
We don't mind the rain.
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Well, my wife is
home. Does that count?
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- Yeah!
- Perfect.
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When you said "roommate,"
I panicked. I...
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I haven't had a
roommate since, uh...
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Anyway, I... I have a soulmate
and that is good enough?
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- Yes!
- That's great!
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We'd love to come in
and meet your wife.
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Then come on in! Great!
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- Do you like pie?
- Yeah!
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MR. REED: My wife
has pie in the oven.
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I've gained so much
weight on my mission.
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People are always
feeding us treats.
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We never seem to turn
them down. [CHUCKLES]
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Well, my wife loves to bake.
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[PAXTON AND BARNES CHUCKLE]
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- May I take your coats?
- BARNES: Oh, yes.
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[SIGHS] I really love
pie. I'm super excited.
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My grandma used to
make the best pie.
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Okay, well, you and my wife
are gonna get on very well.
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- Great.
- Oh, one thing,
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the walls and ceilings
have metal in them.
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- I hope that's okay.
- We don't mind.
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Good!
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Well, I will go and
check on the snacks.
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Make yourselves at home.
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Thank you.
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[DOOR CREAKING]
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[CLOCK TICKING]
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[VELCRO TEARS]
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[GLASS CASE SHUTS]
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[SOFT CHUCKLE]
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[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CLOCK TICKING]
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[RAIN PATTERING]
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[WINGS FLUTTERING]
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- [GLASS CLINKING]
- [WINGS FLUTTERING]
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[FLOOR CREAKS]
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- [THUD]
- [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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[SIGHS]
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[ICE CUBES CLINKING
IN GLASSES]
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MR. REED: My wife
is being shy.
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[PAXTON CHUCKLES]
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But the pie, the pie is nigh.
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[LAUGHING]
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She'll have to be in
the room with us too.
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Yes, of course! Of course,
right. I understand.
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Please take a seat, take
a seat, take a seat.
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Couple of colas.
Help... help yourself.
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I think...
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it is good to be religious.
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Well, our work here is done.
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[CHUCKLES] No. I just want you
to know that before we start.
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Yeah, I think that
we would consider
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that refreshing to hear.
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Well, sometimes, it feels like
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maybe religion isn't at the
center of culture anymore.
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Well, it's fading, isn't it?
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Yeah, over time. Mm-hmm.
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Okay, are you
ready to hear about
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our Heavenly Father's
plan for you?
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I am! Wait.
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Where are you both from?
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Me? Ogden, Utah.
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One of eight
daughters. I know,
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- it's as bad as it sounds.
- [ALL CHUCKLE]
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And Sister Barnes is
from Salt Lake City.
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Uh, Philadelphia, originally.
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MR. REED: Ah.
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And you're both raised
in the church, yeah?
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Born and raised.
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My mother was a convert, so, um,
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when my dad passed away,
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we auditioned a few
different churches,
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just to see what was out there
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and see if we still
believed in it.
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MR. REED: I know that feeling.
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I know that feeling very well.
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It's so important
to find your faith
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in a doctrine you
actually believe,
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and that's a very,
very personal struggle.
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That is a personal challenge
that I have struggled with
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for a very, very long time.
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You know,
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what is the one, true
religion? [CHUCKLES]
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PAXTON: It's funny,
Sister Hall was telling us
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that we should
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prioritize other
investigators. [CHUCKLES]
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- Oh. [LAUGHS]
- Oh, but no! I...
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- [BARNES LAUGHING]
- I'm just saying
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that I could tell that you
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are a very spiritually
curious person,
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just like Joseph Smith.
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You know, Joseph investigated
many different denominations,
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Presbyterian,
Methodist, Catholicism.
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And none of them quite fit,
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which is why Joseph
founded our church.
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BARNES: Mm-hmm.
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As I understand it,
stop me when I go wrong,
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he was visited in the night
by an angel called Morony.
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PAXTON: Moroni.
BARNES: Moroni. Yeah.
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Moroni, who showed him
where he could locate
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some golden plates
near his home.
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His mysterious translation
of those plates
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form the basis of this.
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- [LOUD THUD]
- [PAXTON AND BARNES LAUGH]
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PAXTON: Wow!
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No, you read more than we do!
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- [MR. REED CHUCKLES]
- No, seriously,
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we should be more
like you, Mr. Reed!
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[CHUCKLES] Mr. "Read."
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[LAUGHING]
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The pie smells amazing.
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And now that you've been
studying The Book of Mormon,
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how does it make you feel?
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Can you guess what kind
of pie she's making?
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[INHALES DEEPLY]
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Is it...
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blueberry pie?
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MR. REED: It is blueberry pie!
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- PAXTON: Yes! I knew it!
- [CHUCKLES]
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- My favorite!
- [ALL CHUCKLING]
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Going back, can I ask
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how did your father pass away?
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- Um...
- MR. REED: I'm sorry.
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- I shouldn't...
- Lou Gehrig's disease.
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Blueberry disease?
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[CHUCKLING] Okay, that's...
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That's... that's wonderful,
blueberry disease.
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Who wouldn't want that? Yeah.
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PAXTON: Uh...
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Lou Gehrig's disease.
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- Gehrig's.
- [GASPS]
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Oh, that's... that's awful.
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I'm so sorry. I...
I... I misheard.
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That is a malicious affliction.
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I... I thought you
were making a joke
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about the pie. I'm sorry.
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Yeah.
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[INHALES SHARPLY]
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Have you seen any signs of
your father since he passed?
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Has he tried to communicate
from the other side?
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Mmm, no.
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Strange.
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Well, I'm...
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I'm really sorry, and
I'm sorry about the...
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- blueberry mix-up.
- [BARNES CHUCKLES]
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It's okay. [CHUCKLES]
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When I die, I want to
come back as a butterfly,
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just to follow around
the people I love.
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I'll land right on their hand.
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Not their arm, not
their... their head,
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right on their fingertip,
so they know it's me.
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- [RAPID TICKING]
- MR. REED: Ah.
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- BARNES: That's sweet.
- [LIGHTS CLICK]
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- [AUDIBLE VOLTAGE DROP]
- [METALLIC CLANK]
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- [INHALES SHARPLY]
- PAXTON: Oh!
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MR. REED: Apologies! That
is a foible of the house.
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[BARNES AND MR. REED CHUCKLE]
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I'm sorry. It does
that. It does that.
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Um, well...
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Ladies, I can't see you now.
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- Um, I think it is time.
- Hmm.
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BARNES: Time for what?
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Time for pie!
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[SHOUTS] Pie!
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- [MR. REED LAUGHING]
- PAXTON: Woohoo!
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MR. REED: And, uh,
time for enlightenment.
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- [MR. REED CLAPS]
- BARNES: Oh?
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[PAXTON LAUGHS]
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MR. REED: I'm sorry, I should
have offered you water.
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The word of wisdom forbids
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caffeine and
alcohol, doesn't it?
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Well, it doesn't, uh,
specifically mention soda.
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Sure, it may be healthier
to avoid caffeinated drinks,
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but we're just not thirsty.
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MR. REED: Aha.
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How do you feel about
awkward questions?
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The meme?
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Heh, no. I want to
ask an awkward, uh,
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an icky question,
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an insensitive
question that I think
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will add depth to
our conversation
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very quickly before
the sun goes down
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and we're done for the evening.
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But only if you're
comfortable with that.
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BARNES: Well, we won't
know if we're comfortable
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- until you ask, so...
- Fair point.
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BARNES: Maybe you just ask?
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Okay. [CLICKS TONGUE]
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If you don't ask,
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I'm gonna leave here wondering
what we missed out on.
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Very well. My question
is this. Um...
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[SIGHS]
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Now I feel it's been
built up to. Uh...
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[PAXTON CHUCKLES]
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Should I request a drum roll?
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I'm going to
request a drum roll.
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A drum roll please, ladies!
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- [PAXTON HUMS]
- [MR. REED LAUGHS]
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MR. REED: Keep going!
Keep going! Keep going!
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More! More! More!
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[PAXTON LAUGHING]
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Now, I... I... I...
my question is,
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how do you feel about polygamy?
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00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,288
How do you... how do you
feel about the concept of
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00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:10,029
a man having multiple wives?
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00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:16,164
I mean, it's... it's
not for me, um...
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BARNES: Are you asking from
a biblical perspective?
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00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,083
MR. REED: Uh, Mormonism
has a controversial history
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00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,302
with the misogynist practice
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of men claiming multiple wives.
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00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:28,655
But I am fascinated by the
idea of Modern Revelation,
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which was used to
erase this behavior
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from the church in 1890.
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I just think that's
worthy of conversation.
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Yeah? Uh...
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And what I mean by that
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is that we're
discussing a church that
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decided that a
controversial practice
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was a stain on its reputation,
and an actual hindrance
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to recruiting new members,
and so it used revelation,
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00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,197
word of God told
unto the prophet
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to banish a provocative
religious pillar
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that seemed unsavory
in contemporary times.
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00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,509
Yeah, I know that, um,
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it may be difficult
to understand, um,
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but, uh, polygamy was
a spiritual mission
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needed at the time in order
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to grow the ranks
of our membership
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in the wake of much
hardship and bloodshed.
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00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:11,524
Um... a man having
plural wives
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meant more... more babies
to help the community grow.
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00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,966
Hmm.
429
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,794
[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,144
It's, yeah, it's
sketch for sure,
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- to our modern brains.
- BARNES: And it was...
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it was removed from the
church not just because
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it was grotesque
or controversial,
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but just because it
wasn't necessary anymore.
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00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:35,375
You see, I worry, and...
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00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:39,552
forgive my loud language,
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00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,336
uh, [CHUCKLES]
438
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I worry that Joseph Smith
used the concept of polygamy
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to legitimize his
affairs with other women.
440
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,388
I worry that Joseph's
wife, Emma Smith,
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was upset when he
slept with Fanny Alger,
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their sixteen-year-old maid.
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I worry that he
formulated a plan
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to use revelation for
consequence-free sex
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00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,270
in the aftermath of
that indiscretion
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00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,577
and others like it.
447
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:08,886
You know, "With great power
comes great responsibility."
448
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:10,932
Spiderman.
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00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:12,715
Voltaire.
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Right.
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MR. REED: I guess what I would
pose to the room is my concern
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that polygamy has no
spiritual bearing whatsoever.
453
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That is somewhat of a
distortion, I think...
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The church's own
history corroborates
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and implies this...
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
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cynical brainwashing tactic.
457
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:31,778
Is that true?
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I... I... I'm sorry,
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00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,608
I... I'm not sure where
you're getting this.
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If revelation by God
is filtered through man
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and man is flawed and
man sins and man lies,
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then how do we know
any of it's true?
463
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,360
We know it's true because
of how it makes us feel.
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00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,884
Bingo! [CHUCKLES]
That's exactly right!
465
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,799
That's exactly right.
Couldn't agree more.
466
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,456
It's our personal relationship
with God which matters.
467
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,284
Let us talk with our bishop
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about some of the points
you're raising. Um...
469
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,724
Question. What's your
favorite fast food?
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00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,116
I try not to eat it.
471
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:07,902
None of us do, but go
on, we've all got one.
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BARNES: Um...
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00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:13,036
Okay. Burger King is better
than Carl's Junior...
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00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,386
What's Carl's Junior?
475
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,952
Hardee's on the East Coast.
476
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:17,737
Burger King is
better than Hardee's
477
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:18,825
which is better than Rally's...
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00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,348
- Rally's?
- Checkers.
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00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:21,958
- [MR. REED CHUCKLES]
- Burger King is better
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than Hardee's, which is
better than Checkers,
481
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,048
which is better than Wendy's,
which is better than In-N-Out,
482
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,398
which is better than McDonalds,
483
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:27,529
which is better than
Jack in the Box,
484
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,052
which is better than nothing.
485
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:30,489
Jack in the Box serves
breakfast all day.
486
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:31,447
- I love breakfast!
- [MR. REED CHUCKLES]
487
00:20:31,448 --> 00:20:32,578
What about Taco Bell?
488
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:33,970
We don't talk about Taco Bell.
489
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,581
Why don't we talk
about Taco Bell?
490
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,539
We'd have to talk about
Taco Bell to talk about...
491
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,541
[CHUCKLES] why we don't
talk about Taco Bell.
492
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:42,196
All right, so... so
Burger King is number one.
493
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,763
- I think it's trash.
- Oh.
494
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,591
MR. REED: Right.
Not Jack in the Box.
495
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:46,766
I vote Wendy's.
496
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:47,854
I could support.
497
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,943
Good! Wendy's it is. Yeah.
498
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,344
Do you know? I've
never had a Wendy.
499
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,513
[CHUCKLES] That
came out wrong.
500
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,384
- [BARNES AND PAXTON CHUCKLE]
- It's okay.
501
00:20:56,385 --> 00:21:00,258
MR. REED: So when I
started studying theology,
502
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,303
the last thing I wanted
to do was find...
503
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,914
the Wendy's of religions.
504
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:07,308
I was just writing
a research paper
505
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,658
for a college class, and I
was content with dabbling.
506
00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:12,879
So, some McNuggets here,
BK Whopper over there,
507
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,708
whatever fit the
mood. [INHALES DEEPLY]
508
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:20,103
As I studied the genres,
McD, BK, In-N-Out,
509
00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:24,325
i.e., Mormonism,
Scientology, Islam, Buddhism,
510
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,762
as I got closer to God
511
00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:30,158
through genre and
rigorous study,
512
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:33,291
as I worked on my
personal relationship
513
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,207
with Heavenly Father, and
I think strengthened it,
514
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,906
do you know what I found?
515
00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:43,997
The more you know,
the less you know.
516
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:45,041
[CANDLE SIZZLING OUT]
517
00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:46,608
[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
518
00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:49,263
And by the time I was
50, I was malnourished
519
00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:52,614
from the fast food of religion
I'd been packing into my brain
520
00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:55,138
for the best part of a decade.
521
00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:58,620
Every sect, cult,
creed, denomination
522
00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:01,014
all claimed to be the
one, true doctrine,
523
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:04,323
and yet none seemed true when
held under the microscope.
524
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:09,240
So I wondered what
else was out there.
525
00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:13,069
I promise you,
526
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:15,811
the last thing I wanted to do
527
00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,814
was find the one true religion.
528
00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:22,645
But unfortunately, I did.
529
00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,740
[UNSETTLING MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
530
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:36,484
Can we meet your wife?
531
00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:37,964
Please?
532
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:40,532
MR. REED: Of course,
yes! [CHUCKLES]
533
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:43,709
She just has to be
present, and we want
534
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:45,581
- to meet her as well.
- BARNES: Yeah.
535
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,105
Sorry. I'll... I'll go ask.
536
00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:55,374
[TIMER WINDING]
537
00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:59,464
[DOOR CREAKS]
538
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,380
[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]
539
00:23:06,776 --> 00:23:08,255
[DOOR OPENS]
540
00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,909
[LIGHT BUZZING]
541
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,519
[CLOCK TICKING]
542
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,827
PAXTON: Sister Barnes,
I don't... I don't know.
543
00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:16,916
Yeah, I don't want to spook him,
544
00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,397
but we should wrap this.
545
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,747
Any messages?
546
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:24,837
- Nothing.
- [EXHALES]
547
00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:26,230
Okay. Um...
548
00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:29,364
let's just politely
wrap this and head back.
549
00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:31,800
PAXTON: Just the highlights...
550
00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:33,890
[CRACKLING]
551
00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:40,897
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
552
00:23:45,772 --> 00:23:48,078
[SCRAPING]
553
00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:57,653
[GASPS]
554
00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:02,789
[CLOCK TICKING]
555
00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:08,229
- [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
- [CLOCK TICKING INTENSIFIES]
556
00:24:10,144 --> 00:24:11,536
- [DOOR OPENS]
- [MUSIC AND TICKING STOPS]
557
00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:13,712
MR. REED: And she
is finally ready.
558
00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:15,496
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
559
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:17,064
[CHUCKLES] Sorry about that.
560
00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:22,329
[EXHALES] Come on through.
She's eager to... meet you.
561
00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:23,462
There we are.
562
00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:26,029
- This way.
- Okay.
563
00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:29,163
[GLASSES CLINKING]
564
00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:37,083
One moment, Mr. Reed. Uh,
we're just getting a call
565
00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:38,737
from the Relief
Society president.
566
00:24:38,738 --> 00:24:40,216
- We'll be right there.
- Oh, do you need a minute?
567
00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:41,740
Hi.
568
00:24:41,741 --> 00:24:43,481
- This is Sister Barnes. Um...
- I'll wait.
569
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,569
- I'll wait on the other side.
- Yeah. Just one moment.
570
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:45,745
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
571
00:24:52,186 --> 00:24:54,144
[DOOR CREAKS, SHUTS]
572
00:24:57,626 --> 00:24:59,453
- [SOFTLY] Should we leave?
- [SOFTLY] Now?
573
00:24:59,454 --> 00:25:01,847
- [SOFTLY] Yeah?
- [SOFTLY] Yes? Yes.
574
00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,413
[EXHALES]
575
00:25:03,414 --> 00:25:05,286
- [FLOOR CREAKING]
- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
576
00:25:09,769 --> 00:25:12,249
[TENSE MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
577
00:25:13,337 --> 00:25:14,425
What is it?
578
00:25:14,991 --> 00:25:16,426
Our bikes.
579
00:25:16,427 --> 00:25:17,472
Yeah?
580
00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:19,255
They're locked outside.
581
00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:20,344
So what?
582
00:25:21,084 --> 00:25:22,390
He has our coats.
583
00:25:23,696 --> 00:25:25,784
The key to the bike lock
is in my coat pocket.
584
00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:27,350
So we need our coats.
585
00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:28,396
Yeah.
586
00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:31,441
- We do.
- I don't know, do we?
587
00:25:31,442 --> 00:25:32,704
Walk back without
coats and bikes?
588
00:25:32,705 --> 00:25:34,054
What is that, two miles?
589
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,838
No, I think it's four.
590
00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:38,318
It's a little over
the top, but I...
591
00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:40,102
I'm fine. I'm fine
to walk, yeah?
592
00:25:40,103 --> 00:25:42,410
[DOORKNOB RATTLING]
593
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:46,456
- It's stuck.
- Unlock it.
594
00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:48,067
[TENSE MUSIC BUILDS]
595
00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:50,765
[WHISPERS] There's no... lock.
596
00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:52,375
BARNES: [WHISPERING]
What? Pull harder.
597
00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:53,986
Here. Here.
598
00:25:53,987 --> 00:25:56,249
[DOORKNOB RATTLING]
599
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:57,337
BARNES: All right.
600
00:25:57,338 --> 00:25:59,208
[RATTLING]
601
00:25:59,209 --> 00:26:00,993
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
602
00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:03,387
[PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY]
603
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,172
[BARNES GRUNTING]
604
00:26:06,173 --> 00:26:07,782
- [CREAKING]
- [DOOR CLOSES]
605
00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:10,002
- [SHUSHES]
- [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
606
00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:11,830
[DISTANT FOOTSTEPS]
607
00:26:11,831 --> 00:26:13,310
[PAXTON SHUDDERS]
608
00:26:19,055 --> 00:26:20,575
BARNES: [WHISPERING]
Is he still there?
609
00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:23,450
PAXTON: [WHISPERING]
Didn't we hear him leave?
610
00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:24,670
BARNES: Are you sure?
611
00:26:26,410 --> 00:26:27,846
Should we ask him for help?
612
00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:29,065
No.
613
00:26:31,024 --> 00:26:32,155
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
614
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:34,809
Can you fit through this?
615
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:36,332
- PAXTON: You crazy?
- [SIGHS]
616
00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:37,725
[WIND BLOWING]
617
00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:39,641
Um, we should try
Sister Hall, okay?
618
00:26:41,251 --> 00:26:43,863
Or Elder Kennedy, just so
they know where we are.
619
00:26:44,428 --> 00:26:45,777
- [BARNES SIGHS HEAVILY]
- [PHONE BEEPS]
620
00:26:45,778 --> 00:26:47,126
[LINE RINGING]
621
00:26:47,127 --> 00:26:49,216
- [WIND GUSTING]
- [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
622
00:26:56,092 --> 00:26:57,266
[LINE BEEPING]
623
00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:59,182
[SIGHS] It's not
going through.
624
00:27:00,749 --> 00:27:02,620
It's the storm.
Keep trying, okay?
625
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,969
[PHONE BEEPS]
626
00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:06,667
- [BREATH TREMBLES]
- [LINE RINGING]
627
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,757
- [DOORKNOB RATTLING]
- [GRUNTS]
628
00:27:09,497 --> 00:27:11,541
[PANTING]
629
00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:12,979
[DOOR CREAKING]
630
00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:19,680
[WIND GUSTING]
631
00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:21,247
- [DOORKNOB RATTLES]
- [PANTING]
632
00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:23,293
- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
- [BREATH TREMBLING]
633
00:27:27,994 --> 00:27:29,081
[EXHALES]
634
00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:30,170
Okay.
635
00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:33,652
We ask for help, hmm?
636
00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:37,437
It'll be fine.
637
00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:39,658
[OMINOUS CREAKING]
638
00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:43,139
[RAPID TICKING]
639
00:27:43,531 --> 00:27:45,359
- [LIGHTS CLICK]
- [GASPS]
640
00:27:51,452 --> 00:27:53,366
[FOOTSTEPS]
641
00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:54,497
[TIMER WINDING]
642
00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:55,586
[CRANKING]
643
00:28:01,505 --> 00:28:03,637
[FLOOR CREAKING LIGHTLY]
644
00:28:03,638 --> 00:28:05,684
[BREATH TREMBLING]
645
00:28:17,391 --> 00:28:19,480
[FLOOR CREAKING LIGHTLY]
646
00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:23,613
[FLOOR CREAKING]
647
00:28:23,614 --> 00:28:25,486
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
648
00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:30,621
PAXTON: Mr. Reed?
649
00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:50,946
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
650
00:28:56,691 --> 00:28:58,126
[MUSIC FADES OUT]
651
00:28:58,127 --> 00:29:00,303
[SIGHS, CHUCKLES]
652
00:29:06,962 --> 00:29:09,050
[DOOR LOCK CLICKS]
653
00:29:09,051 --> 00:29:11,291
[JUST LIKE A BUTTERFLY THAT'S
CAUGHT IN THE RAIN PLAYING]
654
00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:14,274
[DOOR CREAKS]
655
00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:32,640
And there they are! Welcome.
656
00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:37,165
Mr. Reed, you have been too
generous with your time.
657
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,950
Sister Paxton and
I were just saying
658
00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:40,647
what a pleasure it's been.
659
00:29:40,648 --> 00:29:43,171
Um, but we just got off
the phone with Sister Hall,
660
00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:45,652
and she needs us to
return to the church.
661
00:29:45,653 --> 00:29:47,742
- MR. REED: Oh! Oh, well...
- Unfortunately, yeah.
662
00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:50,876
I won't keep you if
you wish to leave.
663
00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:53,792
We've been summoned back.
664
00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:55,402
Yeah.
665
00:29:56,272 --> 00:29:57,577
Damn it! Damn it,
'cause we were just
666
00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:59,274
getting started, weren't we?
667
00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:01,102
You know, you had me
thinking that maybe you were
668
00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:03,801
onto something with
your visit. [CHUCKLES]
669
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:06,761
I've been impressed,
but I understand.
670
00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:09,067
Uh, yeah, your coats are here,
671
00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:10,503
hanging on the back of the pew.
672
00:30:10,504 --> 00:30:11,852
Excuse me one moment.
673
00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:13,898
Yeah.
674
00:30:13,899 --> 00:30:16,139
[JUST LIKE A BUTTERFLY THAT'S
CAUGHT IN THE RAIN PLAYING]
675
00:30:26,999 --> 00:30:28,217
[THUD]
676
00:30:31,394 --> 00:30:33,570
[WATER SPLASHING]
677
00:30:45,495 --> 00:30:46,845
[MOUTHING] Key.
678
00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:07,255
So... so we just,
uh, need your help
679
00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:08,648
with the door. Um...
680
00:31:08,649 --> 00:31:10,519
It's... it's a little tricky.
681
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,217
I'm sorry?
682
00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:14,218
PAXTON: I think your door
is a bit stuck out there.
683
00:31:14,829 --> 00:31:16,004
The door won't open.
684
00:31:17,092 --> 00:31:18,571
PAXTON: The front door.
685
00:31:18,572 --> 00:31:20,139
Yeah, the front door
won't open again.
686
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:22,923
It opened when we came in.
687
00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,707
- [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
- MR. REED: Yeah. [CHUCKLES]
688
00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:26,666
Maybe if you unlock
it, it will open?
689
00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:28,711
No, no, I... I... I understand
what you're asking me,
690
00:31:28,712 --> 00:31:29,888
but, uh,
691
00:31:30,714 --> 00:31:33,020
the deadbolts are on a timer.
692
00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:35,414
I got carried away
with our conversation,
693
00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:37,285
I didn't realize the
brace had been set.
694
00:31:37,286 --> 00:31:39,331
I should have pulled the
pin when you came in,
695
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,899
but I forgot. So
if you are now
696
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,944
regrettably ready to leave,
697
00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:45,865
you'll have to exit through
the back of my house.
698
00:31:47,775 --> 00:31:49,471
Uh, where?
699
00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:50,778
Just through here.
700
00:31:53,085 --> 00:31:55,782
Well, can you just unlock
the front one, please?
701
00:31:55,783 --> 00:31:57,915
We would like to go that way.
702
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,960
Just so we don't
get turned around
703
00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:02,354
and confused when
we get outside.
704
00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:05,488
Yeah, it won't open
again 'til morning.
705
00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:10,623
[MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
706
00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:12,059
Please, sir?
707
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:13,626
MR. REED: Oh, I'm sorry.
708
00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:16,020
I promise you, it's
safe to leave this way.
709
00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,239
Huh?
710
00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:24,071
It's a little unusual
to have a door
711
00:32:24,072 --> 00:32:27,335
that, um, locks on a timer?
712
00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:28,468
MR. REED: Uh...
713
00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:30,556
Yes, well, I see that.
714
00:32:30,557 --> 00:32:32,514
[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
715
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,299
And it's...
716
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:36,779
Well, it's a little unusual
that it can't be unlocked.
717
00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:38,477
MR. REED: No,
I... I... I know.
718
00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:42,089
I am self-aware enough to
know how this might look.
719
00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:44,874
Older man, two young
women in his house,
720
00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:47,529
but I assure you, you
are welcome to leave
721
00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:48,878
through... through the back.
722
00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:50,315
You saw my house from
the outside, right?
723
00:32:50,316 --> 00:32:51,707
BARNES: Mm-hmm.
MR. REED: Right!
724
00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:53,013
So, you know it's
a tiny footprint.
725
00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:54,275
The back of the
house is just there.
726
00:32:54,276 --> 00:32:55,451
[INHALES] Yeah.
727
00:32:57,584 --> 00:33:01,065
Anyway, I will leave you space
to make your decision freely.
728
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:02,197
Yeah.
729
00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:14,904
To clarify, I am trying...
730
00:33:14,905 --> 00:33:17,429
have been trying very
hard to make it a point
731
00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:18,865
not to pressure you,
732
00:33:18,866 --> 00:33:20,519
so you shouldn't
even feel the need
733
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,391
to fabricate a story about
someone from your ward
734
00:33:23,392 --> 00:33:26,264
calling you to leave.
It's... perfectly fine.
735
00:33:26,265 --> 00:33:27,440
Leave when you want.
736
00:33:27,962 --> 00:33:31,312
It wasn't an excuse,
they do need us back.
737
00:33:31,313 --> 00:33:33,227
No, I know, but you're
saying you took a call
738
00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:34,315
with someone from your ward.
739
00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:35,752
Yeah, a moment ago.
740
00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:38,058
But when you came inside,
I asked if you were okay
741
00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:39,973
with the metal in the
walls and ceilings.
742
00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:41,670
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
743
00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:43,238
What do you mean?
744
00:33:43,891 --> 00:33:46,414
I mean that the metal
obstructs cell phone signals,
745
00:33:46,415 --> 00:33:48,764
so I do know you didn't
take a call. But...
746
00:33:48,765 --> 00:33:50,897
[CHUCKLES] Just to be clear,
747
00:33:50,898 --> 00:33:52,681
so you're comfortable,
748
00:33:52,682 --> 00:33:55,728
it is totally fine for you
to leave on your own accord.
749
00:33:55,729 --> 00:33:58,687
You never need to feel
like you have to... [SIGHS]
750
00:33:58,688 --> 00:34:01,342
make excuses or...
or tell me little...
751
00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:03,041
little... little white lies.
752
00:34:04,781 --> 00:34:06,522
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
753
00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:14,399
So which door takes us outside?
754
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,009
MR. REED: Pff.
755
00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:18,011
Well... [CHUCKLES] do
you have a preference?
756
00:34:18,012 --> 00:34:21,101
Wh... why would I
have a preference?
757
00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:23,625
PAXTON: Should we
have a preference?
758
00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:25,237
That is a fair question.
759
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,414
Not to be completely
weird, but can your wife
760
00:34:29,415 --> 00:34:32,199
please just step in the room,
761
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,375
say hello and walk us to
the back of the house?
762
00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:35,811
I'm not trying to be silly,
763
00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:37,726
I promise, I'm really not,
764
00:34:37,727 --> 00:34:41,296
but there are rules we follow,
and we were upfront with them.
765
00:34:42,732 --> 00:34:43,951
I will ask.
766
00:34:52,438 --> 00:34:55,048
Can I ask you a question first?
767
00:34:55,049 --> 00:34:57,095
[TENSE MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
768
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,620
Do you...
769
00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:05,451
still believe that my
wife is in the next room?
770
00:35:06,756 --> 00:35:09,454
Despite all the evidence
to the contrary,
771
00:35:09,455 --> 00:35:11,108
the scented candle,
772
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:14,112
the absence of an oven
with blueberry pie?
773
00:35:15,243 --> 00:35:18,724
Or have you been
politely indulging a lie?
774
00:35:18,725 --> 00:35:20,943
If you still believe that
she's in there, I'll go ask,
775
00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:23,163
but it's something I
want you to think about
776
00:35:23,164 --> 00:35:24,512
and maybe think about
777
00:35:24,513 --> 00:35:26,906
in the context of your beliefs.
778
00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:28,299
[FOOTSTEPS]
779
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:30,170
Do you believe in God because
780
00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:32,738
somebody told you at
an impressionable age
781
00:35:32,739 --> 00:35:35,523
that God is real,
despite having doubts
782
00:35:35,524 --> 00:35:38,004
as you got older, despite...
783
00:35:38,005 --> 00:35:40,137
seeing evidence to the
contrary your whole lives?
784
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,964
When your father lost
control of his body,
785
00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:44,925
did you think it was God's
plan to ruin his life?
786
00:35:45,578 --> 00:35:47,231
Or did you go on
believing something
787
00:35:47,232 --> 00:35:50,016
that you know is not true
just to give you comfort
788
00:35:50,017 --> 00:35:51,670
because you were afraid
of what it might mean
789
00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:53,673
if it was all a lie?
790
00:35:55,675 --> 00:35:57,980
I put the scented
candle on the table
791
00:35:57,981 --> 00:35:59,982
because I wanted you to think
792
00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:01,636
about the things
that you believe
793
00:36:01,637 --> 00:36:04,510
just because somebody
asked you to believe them.
794
00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,298
Can...
795
00:36:11,995 --> 00:36:13,214
Can we use your phone?
796
00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:14,911
Please?
797
00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:18,001
I... I don't have a telephone.
798
00:36:27,097 --> 00:36:31,275
You have a really
beautiful home, Mr. Reed.
799
00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:33,407
It's like a church in here.
800
00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:34,670
Did you build it yourself?
801
00:36:35,671 --> 00:36:36,890
My wife built it.
802
00:36:37,499 --> 00:36:39,326
- [WATER POURING]
- [CLACK]
803
00:36:39,327 --> 00:36:41,416
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
804
00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:47,292
We're gonna leave
805
00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:49,945
through the back of your house.
806
00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:51,033
Now, is that okay?
807
00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:52,122
MR. REED: Of course.
808
00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:55,473
BARNES: Just like
you said, it's okay,
809
00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:58,476
and we can leave, right?
810
00:36:58,477 --> 00:36:59,521
MR. REED: That's right.
811
00:37:00,174 --> 00:37:01,784
[TENSE MUSIC BUILDS]
812
00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:18,496
[DOOR CREAKING]
813
00:37:18,497 --> 00:37:20,803
[MUSIC FADES OUT]
814
00:37:23,632 --> 00:37:24,763
What is it?
815
00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:26,592
[OMINOUS MUSIC RISES]
816
00:37:33,599 --> 00:37:35,121
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [MUSIC FADES OUT]
817
00:37:35,122 --> 00:37:37,603
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- Sister Barnes?
818
00:37:46,568 --> 00:37:48,744
[DOOR CREAKING]
819
00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:53,966
That's a basement.
820
00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:56,099
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
821
00:37:57,318 --> 00:37:59,973
It doesn't look like
this goes outside.
822
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,285
[WIND GUSTING]
823
00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:12,986
[SLOW, SUSPENSEFUL
MUSIC PLAYING]
824
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,302
[WIND GUSTING]
825
00:38:29,002 --> 00:38:31,221
[TREE BRANCHES CREAKING]
826
00:38:32,222 --> 00:38:34,050
[BUCKET RATTLING]
827
00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:36,356
[SIGHS]
828
00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:38,185
[WATER RUNNING]
829
00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:46,236
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
830
00:38:51,938 --> 00:38:53,679
[WIND HOWLING]
831
00:38:55,028 --> 00:38:58,161
I think that you can tell
that we're regrettably
832
00:38:59,293 --> 00:39:01,773
uncomfortable with this
situation here tonight.
833
00:39:01,774 --> 00:39:03,340
[CLICK]
834
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:06,125
I'm sorry, but didn't
you just say a moment ago
835
00:39:06,126 --> 00:39:08,128
that you saw the
outside of my house?
836
00:39:08,781 --> 00:39:10,999
- So then you clearly saw...
- [DOOR CREAKING]
837
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,133
that the back of my
house overhangs a hill,
838
00:39:13,742 --> 00:39:16,614
so you would know that
you have to go down...
839
00:39:16,615 --> 00:39:18,485
[SHUDDERS]
840
00:39:18,486 --> 00:39:20,182
in order to go out.
841
00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:21,401
[CHUCKLING]
842
00:39:21,402 --> 00:39:22,750
[DOOR CLOSES]
843
00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:24,404
BARNES: I think it
would be best for you
844
00:39:24,405 --> 00:39:27,015
and for all of us
if you could help us
845
00:39:27,016 --> 00:39:28,627
go home because
846
00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:31,629
the Stake President,
he knows where we are.
847
00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:33,152
And the Ward Missionaries know.
848
00:39:33,153 --> 00:39:36,678
And they'll be expecting us.
849
00:39:37,287 --> 00:39:39,854
And there were witnesses,
weren't there, Sister Barnes?
850
00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:41,639
On our way here, we
passed a police officer?
851
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,423
MR. REED: Whoa! The police?
[CHUCKLES] I promise you,
852
00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:46,208
you're getting way, way,
way, way too worked up.
853
00:39:46,209 --> 00:39:47,297
BARNES: Right.
854
00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:48,907
But I think that we're scared
855
00:39:48,908 --> 00:39:51,779
because you lied to us earlier.
856
00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:53,041
Do you want me to help?
857
00:39:53,042 --> 00:39:55,088
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
858
00:39:56,263 --> 00:39:57,655
You asked me earlier
if you should
859
00:39:57,656 --> 00:39:59,221
have a preference
between the doors.
860
00:39:59,222 --> 00:40:01,354
I think you should. I
think it's something
861
00:40:01,355 --> 00:40:02,921
you should consider
very carefully,
862
00:40:02,922 --> 00:40:05,184
and then make the
right decision.
863
00:40:05,185 --> 00:40:07,361
Do you want me to help you?
864
00:40:11,278 --> 00:40:12,452
BARNES: Yes.
865
00:40:12,453 --> 00:40:13,584
MR. REED: Okay.
866
00:40:13,585 --> 00:40:14,760
Then, please...
867
00:40:16,588 --> 00:40:18,503
come and stand here.
Both of you come.
868
00:40:20,113 --> 00:40:21,461
Just here.
869
00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:22,594
That's it.
870
00:40:23,856 --> 00:40:25,813
- It's a simple choice.
- [DOOR CREAKING]
871
00:40:25,814 --> 00:40:26,902
[DOOR CLOSES]
872
00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:30,383
But it should not
be made simply.
873
00:40:30,384 --> 00:40:32,430
[TENSE MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
874
00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:35,519
I need you to reflect
very, very deeply
875
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,347
and then make a
sincere decision.
876
00:40:38,348 --> 00:40:40,350
[TENSE MUSIC BUILDS]
877
00:40:44,964 --> 00:40:46,269
[MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
878
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,402
Have you ever played
879
00:40:49,403 --> 00:40:51,231
the Parker Brothers
game, Monopoly?
880
00:40:53,799 --> 00:40:57,802
Monopoly is currently
published in 47 languages.
881
00:40:57,803 --> 00:41:01,459
They sell it in
over 114 countries.
882
00:41:02,721 --> 00:41:04,462
[STATIC]
883
00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:08,074
[THE AIR THAT I BREATHE
BY THE HOLLIES PLAYING]
884
00:41:19,564 --> 00:41:24,089
♪ If I could make a wish ♪
885
00:41:24,090 --> 00:41:27,179
They say over a billion
people have played Monopoly.
886
00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:30,269
But I'm guessing that only
a fraction of that billion
887
00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:31,489
have actually finished it.
888
00:41:32,272 --> 00:41:34,882
Maybe that reminds you
889
00:41:34,883 --> 00:41:36,405
of something else?
890
00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:37,669
Just a thought.
891
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,586
This is what most people mean
when they hear "Monopoly."
892
00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:44,805
There's the pewter avatars.
893
00:41:44,806 --> 00:41:47,547
Everyone has their favorite.
I shall not tell you mine.
894
00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:49,244
Meow!
895
00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:51,725
There's the pastel money
in various denominations,
896
00:41:51,726 --> 00:41:53,815
and, of course, the jail.
897
00:41:54,294 --> 00:41:56,949
Now, this next part
is very important.
898
00:41:57,863 --> 00:42:01,648
Have you ever played the
1904 board game called
899
00:42:01,649 --> 00:42:03,869
The Landlord's Game?
900
00:42:04,565 --> 00:42:07,611
It is very nearly
identical to Monopoly
901
00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:09,787
in every fundamental
way. There's the jail.
902
00:42:09,788 --> 00:42:11,571
There's free parking.
903
00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:13,312
There's fines and fees.
There's penalties.
904
00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:14,879
For landing on other
people's properties,
905
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,794
and the ultimate goal
of forming monopolies
906
00:42:16,795 --> 00:42:19,579
to force your opponent
out of the game.
907
00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:21,974
What do games have to
do with us leaving?
908
00:42:23,323 --> 00:42:24,498
Everything.
909
00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:28,327
The Landlord's Game
was designed by
910
00:42:28,328 --> 00:42:30,242
American feminist
Elizabeth Magie,
911
00:42:30,243 --> 00:42:32,113
almost three decades before
912
00:42:32,114 --> 00:42:34,420
a heater salesman
from Philadelphia,
913
00:42:34,421 --> 00:42:36,901
Sister Barnes, changed
the name to Monopoly
914
00:42:36,902 --> 00:42:39,120
and sold the concept as his own
915
00:42:39,121 --> 00:42:40,992
to Parker Brothers in 1935.
916
00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:42,776
This chap was called
Charles Darrow,
917
00:42:42,777 --> 00:42:44,735
went on to become the first
millionaire games designer
918
00:42:44,736 --> 00:42:47,433
in the history of the world,
while poor old Elizabeth Magie
919
00:42:47,434 --> 00:42:49,522
died without ever being
credited for the impact
920
00:42:49,523 --> 00:42:51,785
she had on American culture.
921
00:42:51,786 --> 00:42:53,266
[RECORD SCRATCHES]
922
00:42:54,615 --> 00:42:56,747
[THE AIR THAT I
BREATHE FADES OUT]
923
00:42:56,748 --> 00:42:58,358
I'm talking to you
924
00:42:59,359 --> 00:43:00,665
about iterations.
925
00:43:02,928 --> 00:43:05,016
I need you to have a
very basic understanding
926
00:43:05,017 --> 00:43:08,019
of iterating, because
I'm going to make
927
00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:09,586
a very disturbing claim tonight.
928
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,371
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
929
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:15,679
It will make your
stomachs sink a little
930
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,029
and your hearts beat faster.
931
00:43:18,030 --> 00:43:20,859
It will make you sick.
932
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,469
It may even...
I'm very sorry...
933
00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:25,646
make you want to... to die.
934
00:43:29,215 --> 00:43:31,521
[FOOTSTEPS]
935
00:43:39,181 --> 00:43:40,747
[STATIC]
936
00:43:40,748 --> 00:43:42,588
[THE AIR THAT I BREATHE
BY THE HOLLIES PLAYING]
937
00:43:53,108 --> 00:43:54,675
Have you heard this song before?
938
00:43:56,372 --> 00:43:58,330
You just played it.
939
00:43:58,331 --> 00:44:00,420
No, I mean before tonight.
940
00:44:00,855 --> 00:44:02,073
PAXTON: Mmm-mmm.
941
00:44:02,074 --> 00:44:03,640
I disagree!
942
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,729
I think you've heard it
many, many times before,
943
00:44:05,730 --> 00:44:07,688
but we will come back to that.
944
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,604
You are, are you
not, monotheistic?
945
00:44:11,170 --> 00:44:13,127
We believe in
Heavenly Father, yes.
946
00:44:13,128 --> 00:44:14,694
MR. REED: Okay.
947
00:44:14,695 --> 00:44:17,479
There are three major
monotheistic religions,
948
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,832
Judaism, Christianity and Islam.
949
00:44:21,528 --> 00:44:23,661
I call them, "The Big Three."
950
00:44:25,271 --> 00:44:27,446
Judaism, i.e.
951
00:44:27,447 --> 00:44:28,753
"The Original Edition."
952
00:44:29,362 --> 00:44:32,538
Christianity, i.e. "The
Most Popular Edition,"
953
00:44:32,539 --> 00:44:35,716
and Islam, "The Newer,
954
00:44:36,499 --> 00:44:38,327
"Second Most Popular Edition."
955
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:42,375
May I see your Book
of Mormon, please?
956
00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:44,812
I'll give it back.
957
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,075
Thank you.
958
00:44:48,076 --> 00:44:51,993
And finally, after
800 years, this!
959
00:44:52,733 --> 00:44:55,736
Mormonism, i.e.
960
00:44:56,824 --> 00:44:59,218
"The zany regional
spin-off edition."
961
00:45:04,397 --> 00:45:07,529
These are all iterations
962
00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:09,010
of the same source material.
963
00:45:10,229 --> 00:45:13,927
These texts share many
of the same characters
964
00:45:13,928 --> 00:45:15,407
and histories albeit presented
965
00:45:15,408 --> 00:45:17,279
with different meanings
and perspectives.
966
00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:20,064
So no,
967
00:45:20,065 --> 00:45:22,196
I will not accept...
[CHUCKLES] that you stand there
968
00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:23,589
and tell me that
you've never heard
969
00:45:23,590 --> 00:45:25,591
The Air That I Breathe
by The Hollies,
970
00:45:25,592 --> 00:45:28,987
when I know that you have
heard Creep by Radiohead.
971
00:45:30,162 --> 00:45:32,467
Oh, yes, you have. Come on.
972
00:45:32,468 --> 00:45:34,774
[SINGING] ♪ But I'm a creep! ♪
973
00:45:34,775 --> 00:45:36,080
Yeah?
974
00:45:36,081 --> 00:45:37,559
♪ I'm a weirdo ♪
975
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,996
[LAUGHING]
976
00:45:38,997 --> 00:45:41,607
Okay! "What the hell
am I doing here?"
977
00:45:41,608 --> 00:45:43,261
[MR. REED LAUGHING]
978
00:45:43,262 --> 00:45:44,828
I know these are things
you are thinking right now,
979
00:45:44,829 --> 00:45:46,655
but they're also lyrics
you recognize, yes?
980
00:45:46,656 --> 00:45:48,527
Yes?
981
00:45:48,528 --> 00:45:51,704
The Hollies filed a plagiarism
lawsuit against Radiohead,
982
00:45:51,705 --> 00:45:53,488
which they later
settled by proving
983
00:45:53,489 --> 00:45:55,839
that the melody and rhythm
of The Air That I Breathe
984
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,449
appear in Creep.
985
00:45:57,450 --> 00:45:58,972
How old are you? 19 or 20?
986
00:45:58,973 --> 00:46:00,452
- Something like that. Okay.
- BARNES: Hmm.
987
00:46:00,453 --> 00:46:01,975
So maybe you know Lana Del Rey,
988
00:46:01,976 --> 00:46:03,977
who remarkably was
sued by Radiohead
989
00:46:03,978 --> 00:46:07,546
for plagiarizing
Creep in her 2017 song
990
00:46:07,547 --> 00:46:08,809
Get Free.
991
00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:10,724
Iterations.
992
00:46:11,290 --> 00:46:12,508
Over time.
993
00:46:13,422 --> 00:46:15,033
Diluting the message.
994
00:46:15,511 --> 00:46:18,601
Obscuring the original.
995
00:46:20,908 --> 00:46:25,783
Judaism is the OG
monotheistic religion.
996
00:46:26,435 --> 00:46:28,349
It should, by a wide margin,
997
00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:31,265
have the most number of
practicing members. And yet,
998
00:46:31,266 --> 00:46:34,747
it makes up only 0.2% of
the world's population.
999
00:46:34,748 --> 00:46:36,140
Why is that?
1000
00:46:36,141 --> 00:46:38,359
Why is the original less popular
1001
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,796
than the iteration?
1002
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,103
Is it any less true
than the others?
1003
00:46:43,626 --> 00:46:47,847
Are we talking about religion
or board games or music?
1004
00:46:47,848 --> 00:46:49,718
MR. REED: Yes.
1005
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:53,374
It has the fewest members
because it doesn't advertise.
1006
00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:54,655
It doesn't have people like you,
1007
00:46:55,247 --> 00:46:56,943
knocking on doors,
1008
00:46:56,944 --> 00:46:58,336
selling people a better life,
1009
00:46:58,337 --> 00:47:00,034
a better board
game, a better song.
1010
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:01,993
You ever think about that?
1011
00:47:03,690 --> 00:47:05,865
How missionaries are
really just salespeople
1012
00:47:05,866 --> 00:47:07,259
for an organization?
1013
00:47:08,129 --> 00:47:09,738
The product you're
selling is an idea.
1014
00:47:09,739 --> 00:47:11,044
You knock on my
door and you sell,
1015
00:47:11,045 --> 00:47:12,959
maybe I buy, maybe I don't buy.
1016
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,221
Those are the
rules of engagement
1017
00:47:14,222 --> 00:47:16,094
when I invite you into my house.
1018
00:47:16,616 --> 00:47:20,837
We are negotiating a
transaction of ideologies.
1019
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,577
[GASPS]
1020
00:47:22,578 --> 00:47:24,580
MR. REED: And what I'm
trying to say to you tonight
1021
00:47:25,930 --> 00:47:29,846
is that I have an idea which
I would like to sell to you.
1022
00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,022
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1023
00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:34,373
[THE AIR THAT I
BREATHE PLAYS LOUDER]
1024
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:41,335
[THE AIR THAT I
BREATHE STOPS PLAYING]
1025
00:47:41,336 --> 00:47:43,034
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1026
00:47:51,346 --> 00:47:52,434
[PROJECTOR CRANKS]
1027
00:47:55,742 --> 00:47:57,918
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1028
00:48:00,529 --> 00:48:02,792
- [WIND BLOWING]
- [PAPERS RUSTLING]
1029
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:07,231
MR. REED: My argument
is that the holy texts
1030
00:48:07,232 --> 00:48:08,841
which we revere
1031
00:48:08,842 --> 00:48:11,757
are just mythological
iterations of stories
1032
00:48:11,758 --> 00:48:13,193
which ancient people have been
1033
00:48:13,194 --> 00:48:14,847
telling each other
for centuries.
1034
00:48:14,848 --> 00:48:16,415
- [CRANKS]
- [WHIRRING]
1035
00:48:18,460 --> 00:48:20,767
They're not true or real
in any literal sense.
1036
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:26,512
They are merely a conduit
to a more ancient truth.
1037
00:48:34,563 --> 00:48:35,650
[KNOCKING ON WINDOW]
1038
00:48:35,651 --> 00:48:37,653
The story of a savior...
1039
00:48:39,786 --> 00:48:41,352
who was born to a virgin,
1040
00:48:41,353 --> 00:48:43,093
who could perform miracles
1041
00:48:43,094 --> 00:48:45,182
and was supernaturally
resurrected,
1042
00:48:45,183 --> 00:48:47,532
was a very popular story
1043
00:48:47,533 --> 00:48:49,664
for at least a thousand years
1044
00:48:49,665 --> 00:48:52,016
before Jesus was born.
1045
00:48:52,712 --> 00:48:54,843
- [CLANK]
- One of them has blonde hair,
1046
00:48:54,844 --> 00:48:57,368
one of them's brunette,
both dressed similar.
1047
00:48:57,369 --> 00:48:59,675
No. Never stopped by.
1048
00:49:01,373 --> 00:49:02,851
[CLINK]
1049
00:49:02,852 --> 00:49:04,331
MR. REED: Mithras
performed miracles.
1050
00:49:04,332 --> 00:49:05,246
He was marked by the
sign of the cross.
1051
00:49:05,247 --> 00:49:07,291
Horus, walked on water,
1052
00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:09,510
was crucified, had 12 disciples.
1053
00:49:09,511 --> 00:49:12,818
Krishna, he was a
carpenter, born to a virgin,
1054
00:49:12,819 --> 00:49:14,994
baptized in a river,
rose from the dead
1055
00:49:14,995 --> 00:49:16,430
and ascended into heaven.
1056
00:49:16,431 --> 00:49:21,958
This little gallery
depicts 12 gods
1057
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,742
who were born on
December the 25th,
1058
00:49:23,743 --> 00:49:26,964
all of whom predate
the existence of Jesus.
1059
00:49:28,139 --> 00:49:29,966
I am sorry,
1060
00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:32,229
but it is impossible
to ignore the influence
1061
00:49:32,230 --> 00:49:34,275
of one narrative upon another,
1062
00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:37,886
or to ignore the fact
that all these stories
1063
00:49:37,887 --> 00:49:39,063
iterate into...
1064
00:49:41,021 --> 00:49:44,067
Star Wars: Episode I
- The Phantom Menace.
1065
00:49:44,068 --> 00:49:46,025
Can you imagine thousands
of years from now
1066
00:49:46,026 --> 00:49:47,418
people accepting Jar Jar
1067
00:49:47,419 --> 00:49:49,421
as a significant
religious figure?
1068
00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:52,162
Beg your pardon?
1069
00:49:52,163 --> 00:49:54,730
MR. REED: Jar Jar.
Jar Jar Binks.
1070
00:49:55,514 --> 00:49:58,386
[IMITATING JAR JAR]
Jar Jar! Ex-squeeze me.
1071
00:49:59,605 --> 00:50:00,867
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Never mind.
1072
00:50:02,216 --> 00:50:04,261
[LIGHTS CLICKING AND BUZZING]
1073
00:50:04,262 --> 00:50:06,612
It is all terrifying,
isn't it? I'm sorry.
1074
00:50:08,179 --> 00:50:09,657
It is.
1075
00:50:09,658 --> 00:50:10,746
It is all...
1076
00:50:12,357 --> 00:50:14,098
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1077
00:50:24,891 --> 00:50:26,023
Scary.
1078
00:50:27,459 --> 00:50:28,547
I'm scared.
1079
00:50:29,939 --> 00:50:32,768
I'm scared just saying
it out loud, really.
1080
00:50:33,595 --> 00:50:34,727
[OBJECT THUDS]
1081
00:50:41,777 --> 00:50:44,953
If God is real, and he
watches when we masturbate,
1082
00:50:44,954 --> 00:50:47,913
and he has such a fragile
ego that he only helps us
1083
00:50:47,914 --> 00:50:50,002
when we beg him and
shower him with praise,
1084
00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:51,264
and he hates gay people
1085
00:50:51,265 --> 00:50:52,309
for being what he
made them to be,
1086
00:50:52,310 --> 00:50:53,833
well, that's terrifying.
1087
00:50:57,706 --> 00:50:59,491
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1088
00:51:03,408 --> 00:51:04,886
If there's no God
1089
00:51:04,887 --> 00:51:06,192
and we're just horny,
microscopic ants
1090
00:51:06,193 --> 00:51:07,585
floating on a rock through space
1091
00:51:07,586 --> 00:51:08,934
with no divine purpose
1092
00:51:08,935 --> 00:51:10,109
and no hope to
achieve eternal life,
1093
00:51:10,110 --> 00:51:11,155
well...
1094
00:51:11,938 --> 00:51:13,331
that's terrifying too.
1095
00:51:14,201 --> 00:51:16,072
[FOOTSTEPS]
1096
00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:18,726
"Either the church is
true or it is a fraud."
1097
00:51:18,727 --> 00:51:21,033
"It is the church
and kingdom of God,
1098
00:51:21,034 --> 00:51:22,601
"or it is nothing."
1099
00:51:23,210 --> 00:51:24,342
Do you agree with that?
1100
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,605
Would it help if I told you
this is Gordon B. Hinckley,
1101
00:51:27,606 --> 00:51:29,302
the 15th President
of your church.
1102
00:51:29,303 --> 00:51:30,956
- Do you agree with Gordon?
- Yes.
1103
00:51:30,957 --> 00:51:32,523
BARNES: Mm-hmm. MR. REED:
Thought you might.
1104
00:51:32,524 --> 00:51:34,613
So either it is all true
1105
00:51:35,353 --> 00:51:37,181
or none of it's true, yes?
1106
00:51:37,877 --> 00:51:38,964
PAXTON: Yes. BARNES: Mm-hmm.
1107
00:51:38,965 --> 00:51:40,097
Okay.
1108
00:51:42,490 --> 00:51:43,969
Then I want you to
choose which door
1109
00:51:43,970 --> 00:51:45,580
to go through based
on your faith.
1110
00:51:47,278 --> 00:51:48,800
Are...
1111
00:51:48,801 --> 00:51:50,107
are you asking us
1112
00:51:50,759 --> 00:51:53,152
for us to deliberate our
belief in the church?
1113
00:51:53,153 --> 00:51:54,632
Is that a factor
which will correspond
1114
00:51:54,633 --> 00:51:56,155
to us going home?
1115
00:51:56,156 --> 00:51:58,076
MR. REED: I'm asking you
to choose between belief
1116
00:52:00,029 --> 00:52:01,422
and disbelief.
1117
00:52:02,684 --> 00:52:06,078
My own claim is that all
10,000 verifiable religions
1118
00:52:06,079 --> 00:52:07,906
that exist in the world today
1119
00:52:07,907 --> 00:52:10,213
are as artificial as
the symbolic church
1120
00:52:10,214 --> 00:52:11,693
you are currently standing in.
1121
00:52:12,303 --> 00:52:13,999
It is farce.
1122
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,610
There is nothing holy here.
1123
00:52:16,611 --> 00:52:18,743
Your religious text
is mere ornament...
1124
00:52:18,744 --> 00:52:20,093
[THUD]
1125
00:52:20,615 --> 00:52:22,399
as hollow and as capitalistic
1126
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:23,487
as these ridiculous games.
1127
00:52:23,488 --> 00:52:25,706
[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
1128
00:52:25,707 --> 00:52:27,100
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1129
00:52:30,495 --> 00:52:32,323
[PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY]
1130
00:52:38,198 --> 00:52:39,765
[BREATH TREMBLING]
1131
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:43,856
[PAPERS RUSTLING]
1132
00:52:45,945 --> 00:52:47,598
[PAPERS RUSTLING]
1133
00:52:47,599 --> 00:52:49,035
[BARNES EXHALES]
1134
00:52:54,649 --> 00:52:57,782
I want to know what is
going to happen to us
1135
00:52:57,783 --> 00:52:59,436
- before we choose.
- I don't even know
1136
00:52:59,437 --> 00:53:01,307
how to begin to
answer that question
1137
00:53:01,308 --> 00:53:02,831
if it hasn't happened yet.
1138
00:53:03,571 --> 00:53:05,182
Wow, Mr. Reed,
1139
00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:10,098
you've introduced a lot
of interesting points.
1140
00:53:10,099 --> 00:53:13,624
I think we can admit that
you're a very smart man
1141
00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:16,017
and we still have
a lot to learn.
1142
00:53:16,018 --> 00:53:18,498
So with that, I
would like to agree
1143
00:53:18,499 --> 00:53:19,674
that you've...
1144
00:53:20,675 --> 00:53:22,067
convinced us,
1145
00:53:22,068 --> 00:53:23,503
and we'd like to leave
1146
00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:25,767
through the disbelief
door and go home now.
1147
00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:28,292
Right, Sister Barnes?
1148
00:53:32,557 --> 00:53:33,775
Sister?
1149
00:53:34,472 --> 00:53:35,821
[WATER POURING]
1150
00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:38,606
Sister Barnes?
1151
00:53:39,738 --> 00:53:42,435
I think we should
listen to our super neat
1152
00:53:42,436 --> 00:53:45,483
and thoughtful host and
choose the right door?
1153
00:53:46,005 --> 00:53:47,919
You know, choose the "right"?
1154
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,268
Like they taught us in primary?
1155
00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:50,748
It doesn't...
1156
00:53:50,749 --> 00:53:52,968
matter what you say to him.
1157
00:53:54,187 --> 00:53:55,492
He's not gonna let us go
1158
00:53:55,493 --> 00:53:57,581
just because we
admit he's right.
1159
00:53:57,582 --> 00:54:00,323
Let's just get out of here
while our host is being
1160
00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:02,369
gracious enough to let us leave.
1161
00:54:03,022 --> 00:54:05,416
[WHISPERING] I think
that we're being studied.
1162
00:54:07,722 --> 00:54:09,332
I think he wants to
learn something about us
1163
00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:11,770
based on which door we open.
1164
00:54:16,601 --> 00:54:17,776
Is that the game?
1165
00:54:19,647 --> 00:54:21,822
Someone scratches their
neck, and he's watching.
1166
00:54:21,823 --> 00:54:25,130
We say the wrong thing, and
he stumbles on his words.
1167
00:54:25,131 --> 00:54:28,439
A candle flame flickers, and
it captures his attention.
1168
00:54:29,309 --> 00:54:31,268
What have you been looking for?
1169
00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:34,706
What have you found?
1170
00:54:35,924 --> 00:54:37,447
If I'm right,
1171
00:54:37,448 --> 00:54:39,797
then the only thing
that matters right now
1172
00:54:39,798 --> 00:54:41,452
is what we actually believe.
1173
00:54:43,236 --> 00:54:45,369
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1174
00:54:46,413 --> 00:54:48,241
And because I think
your rhetoric is thin,
1175
00:54:48,894 --> 00:54:50,677
and your garage sale
board game metaphor
1176
00:54:50,678 --> 00:54:52,288
is kind of offensive.
1177
00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:55,508
I mean, you asked why
Judaism only makes up
1178
00:54:55,509 --> 00:54:57,554
0.2% of the world's population
1179
00:54:57,555 --> 00:54:59,600
but didn't even pause
for the Holocaust.
1180
00:55:00,035 --> 00:55:02,776
You make no acknowledgement
of the religious persecution
1181
00:55:02,777 --> 00:55:04,082
Jewish people have faced.
1182
00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:05,344
You just use it as a setup
1183
00:55:05,345 --> 00:55:07,129
to a punchline
about missionaries.
1184
00:55:07,565 --> 00:55:08,913
And then, you skip over the fact
1185
00:55:08,914 --> 00:55:10,610
that none of this
addresses Islam,
1186
00:55:10,611 --> 00:55:13,134
as Muslims don't even believe
Christ was resurrected.
1187
00:55:13,135 --> 00:55:15,093
And then, you point out
all the similarities
1188
00:55:15,094 --> 00:55:16,747
these mythological
gods have with Jesus,
1189
00:55:16,748 --> 00:55:19,184
but breeze over the many
glaring differences!
1190
00:55:19,185 --> 00:55:22,884
One of these guys has
a freaking bird head!
1191
00:55:25,147 --> 00:55:28,325
I don't think... that
my point of view...
1192
00:55:29,369 --> 00:55:31,980
fits into belief or disbelief.
1193
00:55:32,416 --> 00:55:34,068
I think there's
an entire spectrum
1194
00:55:34,069 --> 00:55:35,854
that your game is neglecting.
1195
00:55:38,726 --> 00:55:40,486
So it doesn't matter
what I believe, does it?
1196
00:55:43,209 --> 00:55:44,731
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1197
00:55:44,732 --> 00:55:47,169
Sister Paxton, do you
still believe in God?
1198
00:55:48,257 --> 00:55:49,346
Yes.
1199
00:55:51,130 --> 00:55:52,523
Then let's leave through here.
1200
00:55:53,611 --> 00:55:56,264
Let's be honest and sincere
1201
00:55:56,265 --> 00:55:58,790
and let God decide what
happens next for us.
1202
00:56:01,183 --> 00:56:03,272
[PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY]
1203
00:56:06,232 --> 00:56:08,452
[DOOR OPENS AND CREAKS]
1204
00:56:13,413 --> 00:56:14,719
Okay, we're leaving now.
1205
00:56:15,546 --> 00:56:17,416
Thank you for all
your mentorship,
1206
00:56:17,417 --> 00:56:19,463
and thank you for
letting us leave.
1207
00:56:26,252 --> 00:56:28,385
[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]
1208
00:56:29,864 --> 00:56:31,343
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1209
00:56:31,344 --> 00:56:33,390
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1210
00:56:47,926 --> 00:56:49,754
Are you coming too?
1211
00:56:56,717 --> 00:56:57,804
[DOOR CREAKING]
1212
00:56:57,805 --> 00:56:59,416
[DOOR SHUTS]
1213
00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:01,417
[DOOR LOCKS]
1214
00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:02,462
PAXTON: Sister...
1215
00:57:03,245 --> 00:57:04,464
[CLICK]
1216
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:06,510
BARNES: It's okay.
1217
00:57:07,336 --> 00:57:09,687
One step at a time.
We'll go slow.
1218
00:57:12,472 --> 00:57:14,518
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
1219
00:57:22,830 --> 00:57:24,266
[LOCK CLICKS]
1220
00:57:27,139 --> 00:57:29,402
[BOTH PANTING]
1221
00:57:36,061 --> 00:57:37,889
[RAPID BREATHING]
1222
00:57:39,934 --> 00:57:41,588
[BARNES WHIMPERS]
1223
00:57:43,808 --> 00:57:45,504
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1224
00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:47,638
[WATER DRIPPING]
1225
00:57:54,949 --> 00:57:57,169
[LOCK CLATTERING]
1226
00:58:09,660 --> 00:58:12,749
PAXTON: Sister Barnes,
there's nothing.
1227
00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:14,534
It's all blocked off.
1228
00:58:15,361 --> 00:58:16,971
What do you think he wants?
1229
00:58:17,537 --> 00:58:20,060
Is he gonna keep
us here forever?
1230
00:58:20,061 --> 00:58:21,671
BARNES: No, he's
too smart. He...
1231
00:58:21,672 --> 00:58:24,675
He knows an Elder will
check on us, and...
1232
00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:29,679
which means he'll either
have to let us go or...
1233
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:30,767
kill us.
1234
00:58:30,768 --> 00:58:32,159
[THUNDER CRASHING]
1235
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,119
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1236
00:58:37,470 --> 00:58:40,733
From now on, if he lands
a philosophical point
1237
00:58:40,734 --> 00:58:43,084
that we don't agree
with, we challenge him.
1238
00:58:43,563 --> 00:58:44,912
We make him think.
1239
00:58:45,434 --> 00:58:47,523
He doesn't have
to steam roll us.
1240
00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:49,176
We might not be a
physical threat,
1241
00:58:49,177 --> 00:58:50,875
but we can be an
intellectual one.
1242
00:58:53,138 --> 00:58:54,313
[CHAIR CREAKING]
1243
00:58:58,360 --> 00:58:59,884
[GRUNTS]
1244
00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:02,756
- [CLATTERING]
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
1245
00:59:03,975 --> 00:59:05,280
[GRUNTS]
1246
00:59:06,107 --> 00:59:08,718
I think that window
has a cage on it.
1247
00:59:08,719 --> 00:59:10,503
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1248
00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:12,896
You're right.
1249
00:59:12,897 --> 00:59:14,593
[DOOR CREAKS]
1250
00:59:14,594 --> 00:59:17,031
BARNES: He's
coming. He's coming.
1251
00:59:17,902 --> 00:59:19,860
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1252
00:59:20,992 --> 00:59:22,079
Take this.
1253
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,561
Take this. Put it back.
1254
00:59:34,832 --> 00:59:37,224
If anything happens,
you take this,
1255
00:59:37,225 --> 00:59:39,313
and you stab him
in the neck as hard
1256
00:59:39,314 --> 00:59:40,619
and as fast as you can.
1257
00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:42,012
- No! No, no!
- It has to be you.
1258
00:59:42,013 --> 00:59:43,579
He's watching me too closely.
1259
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:45,300
- He won't expect us to do it.
- Sister, no!
1260
00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:46,930
Okay. Let's have a code word.
1261
00:59:46,931 --> 00:59:48,322
Okay? Um...
1262
00:59:48,323 --> 00:59:50,324
Hey, if I say "magic underwear,"
1263
00:59:50,325 --> 00:59:52,197
that means stab. Okay?
1264
00:59:52,763 --> 00:59:53,937
[DISTANT THUD]
1265
00:59:53,938 --> 00:59:55,026
He's coming.
1266
00:59:55,983 --> 00:59:58,594
Magic underwear. That's
the code word. Okay?
1267
00:59:58,595 --> 00:59:59,683
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1268
01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:03,904
[CREAKING]
1269
01:00:04,818 --> 01:00:06,254
[PAXTON WHIMPERS]
1270
01:00:07,038 --> 01:00:08,822
[DOOR UNLOCKS]
1271
01:00:14,523 --> 01:00:15,611
[DOOR OPENS]
1272
01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:17,657
[CREAKING]
1273
01:00:19,877 --> 01:00:22,227
[CREAKING CONTINUES]
1274
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:30,495
- [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
- [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
1275
01:00:30,496 --> 01:00:31,584
Mr. Reed?
1276
01:00:32,585 --> 01:00:34,674
[OMINOUS MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
1277
01:00:37,068 --> 01:00:39,418
[SQUELCHY FOOTSTEPS]
1278
01:00:41,725 --> 01:00:43,640
[LANTERN CREAKING]
1279
01:00:46,730 --> 01:00:48,732
- [WHIMPERS]
- Mrs. Reed?
1280
01:00:50,516 --> 01:00:51,691
Is that you?
1281
01:00:56,348 --> 01:00:58,132
[OMINOUS MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
1282
01:01:06,619 --> 01:01:08,665
[PAXTON WHIMPERING]
1283
01:01:10,754 --> 01:01:11,971
[BARNES INHALES SHARPLY]
1284
01:01:11,972 --> 01:01:13,104
[PAXTON GASPS]
1285
01:01:15,193 --> 01:01:17,282
[BONES CRACKING]
1286
01:01:24,550 --> 01:01:26,247
What's happening to her?
1287
01:01:26,987 --> 01:01:28,119
[RATTLE]
1288
01:01:28,902 --> 01:01:30,948
[CREEP BY RADIOHEAD PLAYING]
1289
01:01:37,389 --> 01:01:38,519
[MR. REED MOCKINGLY SINGING]
1290
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:39,521
♪ But I'm a creep
1291
01:01:40,348 --> 01:01:42,610
♪ I'm a weirdo
1292
01:01:42,611 --> 01:01:43,873
[MR. REED LAUGHING]
1293
01:01:43,874 --> 01:01:45,266
BARNES: Mr. Reed?
1294
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,009
BARNES: Where are you?
1295
01:01:50,010 --> 01:01:52,050
- [BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY]
- [MR. REED HUMS ALONG]
1296
01:01:55,189 --> 01:01:57,191
♪ Couldn't look
you in the eye ♪
1297
01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:03,067
♪ You're just like an angel
1298
01:02:05,678 --> 01:02:06,896
[FIRE CRACKLING]
1299
01:02:06,897 --> 01:02:09,421
♪ Your skin makes me cry
1300
01:02:10,117 --> 01:02:12,511
[SCRAPING]
1301
01:02:15,644 --> 01:02:17,516
[GROANING, WHEEZING]
1302
01:02:24,523 --> 01:02:25,611
[SHUSHES]
1303
01:02:26,046 --> 01:02:27,655
[MOUTHING IMPERCEPTIBLY]
1304
01:02:27,656 --> 01:02:29,746
[WHIMPERING SOFTLY]
1305
01:02:31,269 --> 01:02:32,705
[MOUTHING] No.
1306
01:02:34,098 --> 01:02:35,794
[OBJECTS CLANKING IN DISTANCE]
1307
01:02:35,795 --> 01:02:38,232
♪ And I'm a creep
1308
01:02:40,452 --> 01:02:42,148
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1309
01:02:42,149 --> 01:02:44,412
[WOMAN WHISPERING
INDISTINCTLY]
1310
01:02:50,592 --> 01:02:52,681
[PANTING]
1311
01:02:59,166 --> 01:03:01,821
- [MR. REED HUMMING]
- [CREEP CONTINUES PLAYING]
1312
01:03:02,996 --> 01:03:04,823
[PANTING]
1313
01:03:04,824 --> 01:03:06,042
[RATTLING]
1314
01:03:06,043 --> 01:03:07,392
♪ I wanna have control
1315
01:03:10,830 --> 01:03:12,831
♪ I want a perfect body
1316
01:03:12,832 --> 01:03:15,052
[SCRAPING]
1317
01:03:16,096 --> 01:03:17,836
[SCRAPING, THUDDING
BEHIND DOOR]
1318
01:03:17,837 --> 01:03:20,709
♪ I want a perfect soul
1319
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:25,062
♪ I want you to notice
1320
01:03:28,065 --> 01:03:29,848
♪ When I'm not around
1321
01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:32,156
[LOUD BANGING]
1322
01:03:33,461 --> 01:03:36,508
♪ You're so very special ♪
1323
01:03:39,598 --> 01:03:41,687
♪ But I'm a creep ♪
1324
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,476
♪ I'm a weirdo
1325
01:03:50,652 --> 01:03:53,873
♪ What the hell
am I doin' here? ♪
1326
01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:58,790
♪ I don't belong here ♪
1327
01:03:58,791 --> 01:04:00,711
- [TAPE PLAYER SCREECHES]
- [CREEP STOPS PLAYING]
1328
01:04:03,187 --> 01:04:04,665
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS:
I had to be sure
1329
01:04:04,666 --> 01:04:06,146
before I introduced you to her.
1330
01:04:07,321 --> 01:04:09,888
Sure about what?
[BREATH TREMBLING]
1331
01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:11,630
You are now in the presence
1332
01:04:12,674 --> 01:04:14,415
of a living prophet of God.
1333
01:04:14,938 --> 01:04:17,201
[WOMAN WHISPERING
INDISTINCTLY]
1334
01:04:22,902 --> 01:04:25,078
- [WOMAN WHEEZING]
- [BONES CRACKING]
1335
01:04:32,433 --> 01:04:33,999
MR. REED: The
reason I invited you
1336
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,132
into my sanctuary
tonight is because
1337
01:04:36,133 --> 01:04:37,743
I have been shown a miracle.
1338
01:04:39,179 --> 01:04:41,006
I believe this miracle is proof
1339
01:04:41,007 --> 01:04:43,617
that all known religions
are demonstrably false,
1340
01:04:43,618 --> 01:04:47,884
and only an ancient
echo of something true.
1341
01:04:49,755 --> 01:04:51,712
I need a witness,
1342
01:04:51,713 --> 01:04:55,892
you, to verify that
the miracle is real.
1343
01:04:57,850 --> 01:04:59,896
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1344
01:05:10,776 --> 01:05:13,517
Now, our family recipe
for blueberry pie is,
1345
01:05:13,518 --> 01:05:15,214
I think, a traditional one.
1346
01:05:15,215 --> 01:05:18,304
The ingredients include
butter, flour, corn starch,
1347
01:05:18,305 --> 01:05:19,871
sugar, lemon,
1348
01:05:19,872 --> 01:05:21,004
blueberries, of course,
1349
01:05:21,830 --> 01:05:24,224
but tonight I've also
included some wolf's bane
1350
01:05:24,746 --> 01:05:26,009
and some belladonna,
1351
01:05:27,227 --> 01:05:30,317
which means that,
in a short while,
1352
01:05:32,276 --> 01:05:35,756
the Prophet will be dead
from consuming the pie.
1353
01:05:35,757 --> 01:05:37,846
[SQUELCHING]
1354
01:05:39,022 --> 01:05:40,239
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS: Then,
1355
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:43,026
you will witness a miracle.
1356
01:05:44,766 --> 01:05:46,855
By the grace of God,
1357
01:05:48,335 --> 01:05:49,641
she will be resurrected.
1358
01:05:50,207 --> 01:05:52,557
[WHEEZING WEAKLY]
1359
01:05:58,302 --> 01:06:00,565
[CONTINUES WHEEZING WEAKLY]
1360
01:06:20,933 --> 01:06:22,761
- [RETCHES]
- [LANTERN CLATTERS]
1361
01:06:28,071 --> 01:06:29,594
Now, feel her pulse, please.
1362
01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:32,031
Both of you.
1363
01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:35,294
[WATER DRIPPING]
1364
01:06:35,295 --> 01:06:36,556
MR. REED OVER
SPEAKERS: I need you
1365
01:06:36,557 --> 01:06:38,907
to feel her pulse right now!
1366
01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:44,695
[PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY]
1367
01:06:44,696 --> 01:06:46,218
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS:
Acknowledge, please,
1368
01:06:46,219 --> 01:06:48,438
that her heart has
now stopped pumping.
1369
01:06:48,439 --> 01:06:49,875
Do you know how to do that?
1370
01:06:50,876 --> 01:06:52,703
Index and middle finger
on the side of the neck,
1371
01:06:52,704 --> 01:06:55,489
in the soft, hollow area
just beside the windpipe.
1372
01:06:56,969 --> 01:06:58,970
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1373
01:06:58,971 --> 01:07:01,171
MR. REED: Both of you, please,
lift her head to be sure.
1374
01:07:04,368 --> 01:07:06,022
[SQUELCHING]
1375
01:07:08,502 --> 01:07:10,765
[PAXTON SHUDDERS]
1376
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:13,811
- [PROPHET GURGLES]
- [PAXTON GASPS]
1377
01:07:13,812 --> 01:07:15,726
PAXTON: She moved! She moved!
1378
01:07:15,727 --> 01:07:17,728
MR. REED: [LAUGHING] That
was just a catalytic spasm.
1379
01:07:17,729 --> 01:07:19,295
PAXTON: [GASPS] She's alive!
1380
01:07:19,296 --> 01:07:20,861
MR. REED: No! No, no. Not yet.
1381
01:07:20,862 --> 01:07:22,689
Chemicals being
released into her body.
1382
01:07:22,690 --> 01:07:24,430
Acknowledge, please,
that there's no pulse.
1383
01:07:24,431 --> 01:07:25,605
[GRUNTS SOFTLY]
1384
01:07:25,606 --> 01:07:26,780
Acknowledge!
1385
01:07:26,781 --> 01:07:27,868
- No. No pulse.
- No pulse.
1386
01:07:27,869 --> 01:07:29,522
MR. REED: Thank you.
1387
01:07:29,523 --> 01:07:31,351
Acknowledge that she
is no longer breathing.
1388
01:07:33,919 --> 01:07:35,007
Do you feel a breath?
1389
01:07:39,881 --> 01:07:41,273
BARNES: No. No.
1390
01:07:41,274 --> 01:07:42,535
MR. REED: So she's
dead. BARNES: Yes.
1391
01:07:42,536 --> 01:07:43,842
- [WHIMPERS]
- MR. REED: Okay.
1392
01:07:44,495 --> 01:07:45,583
Thank you.
1393
01:07:46,410 --> 01:07:51,371
A moment longer, and you
will witness a resurrection.
1394
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:55,287
She'll return and
she will tell us
1395
01:07:55,288 --> 01:07:56,985
what she saw in the afterlife.
1396
01:07:59,814 --> 01:08:00,989
Has the Prophet moved?
1397
01:08:01,816 --> 01:08:03,295
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1398
01:08:03,296 --> 01:08:04,384
No.
1399
01:08:05,124 --> 01:08:06,168
MR. REED OVER SPEAKERS: Hello?
1400
01:08:06,169 --> 01:08:07,604
- No. No.
- Mmm-mmm.
1401
01:08:07,605 --> 01:08:09,301
[BARNES WHIMPERS]
1402
01:08:09,302 --> 01:08:11,652
MR. REED: All right.
Just un momentino.
1403
01:08:16,614 --> 01:08:18,006
Only a moment longer.
1404
01:08:19,573 --> 01:08:21,619
- [BELL RINGING]
- [GASPS]
1405
01:08:23,577 --> 01:08:24,970
[BREATHING RAPIDLY]
The Elders?
1406
01:08:27,364 --> 01:08:29,540
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1407
01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:33,934
[FOOTSTEPS ECHOING]
1408
01:08:33,935 --> 01:08:36,112
[DOOR LOCKS]
1409
01:08:40,377 --> 01:08:42,466
- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
- [BOTH PANTING]
1410
01:08:45,033 --> 01:08:47,165
[PANTING]
1411
01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:49,254
- We scream.
- We scream.
1412
01:08:49,255 --> 01:08:51,605
BARNES: But not until
he answers the door.
1413
01:08:57,350 --> 01:08:58,960
[KNOCKING]
1414
01:09:00,223 --> 01:09:01,701
PAXTON: He's coming back.
BARNES: Scream! Scream!
1415
01:09:01,702 --> 01:09:03,660
[PAXTON AND BARNES SCREAMING]
1416
01:09:03,661 --> 01:09:05,183
[DOOR CREAKING]
1417
01:09:05,184 --> 01:09:06,925
- [DOOR SHUTS]
- [BOTH CONTINUE SCREAMING]
1418
01:09:07,578 --> 01:09:08,753
[LIGHTS CLICK]
1419
01:09:12,496 --> 01:09:13,801
[GRUNTS SOFTLY]
1420
01:09:15,455 --> 01:09:16,977
[KNOCKING]
1421
01:09:16,978 --> 01:09:18,284
Coming!
1422
01:09:19,372 --> 01:09:21,461
[TICKING]
1423
01:09:26,771 --> 01:09:27,901
Ah! Sorry!
1424
01:09:27,902 --> 01:09:29,251
I was at the back. [CHUCKLES]
1425
01:09:29,252 --> 01:09:31,035
- No, I'm sorry to bother you.
- No.
1426
01:09:31,036 --> 01:09:32,428
I'm just in the
neighborhood looking for
1427
01:09:32,429 --> 01:09:34,299
two young ladies from my church.
1428
01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:35,388
Oh.
1429
01:09:36,433 --> 01:09:37,520
Is everything all right?
1430
01:09:37,521 --> 01:09:39,610
[BOTH SCREAMING]
1431
01:09:40,828 --> 01:09:42,351
[BOTH PANTING]
1432
01:09:42,352 --> 01:09:44,005
They can't hear us.
1433
01:09:45,137 --> 01:09:46,529
MAN: I'm sure
everything's fine,
1434
01:09:46,530 --> 01:09:47,530
I was just wondering if they...
1435
01:09:47,531 --> 01:09:48,618
[WIND BLOWING]
1436
01:09:48,619 --> 01:09:49,619
stopped by.
1437
01:09:49,620 --> 01:09:51,360
No. I'm sorry to say,
1438
01:09:51,361 --> 01:09:54,712
you are the first house
caller I've had all day, so.
1439
01:09:55,582 --> 01:09:57,802
- Did you see this?
- It's locked.
1440
01:10:01,893 --> 01:10:02,980
BARNES: Help.
1441
01:10:02,981 --> 01:10:04,416
Help.
1442
01:10:04,417 --> 01:10:07,071
We can pull the rug.
1443
01:10:07,072 --> 01:10:08,159
The matches.
1444
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:09,987
We start a fire,
1445
01:10:09,988 --> 01:10:11,336
smoke out the speaking
pipe to make sure
1446
01:10:11,337 --> 01:10:13,077
the Elder knows we're here.
1447
01:10:13,078 --> 01:10:16,123
Okay. But you did ask
1448
01:10:16,124 --> 01:10:18,561
for more information
on the church, correct?
1449
01:10:18,562 --> 01:10:20,389
Uh, this... this is
the which church?
1450
01:10:20,390 --> 01:10:21,781
The Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter-day Saints.
1451
01:10:21,782 --> 01:10:24,262
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
1452
01:10:24,263 --> 01:10:26,134
[WIND BLOWING]
1453
01:10:26,657 --> 01:10:28,266
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1454
01:10:28,267 --> 01:10:30,704
BARNES: Pull. Careful.
1455
01:10:36,101 --> 01:10:37,928
Is there some other
way I can help?
1456
01:10:37,929 --> 01:10:40,060
Do you want to use my
phone, call the police?
1457
01:10:40,061 --> 01:10:41,627
- I could get my coat...
- No, no. That's fine.
1458
01:10:41,628 --> 01:10:43,281
And come help you look around.
1459
01:10:43,282 --> 01:10:44,804
No, no, no, no, no. I'm
sure they're not far.
1460
01:10:44,805 --> 01:10:46,415
Uh, thank you for your time.
1461
01:10:46,416 --> 01:10:48,808
All right, well, good
luck. Yeah, I mean that.
1462
01:10:48,809 --> 01:10:50,071
- Okay.
- Uh-huh.
1463
01:10:50,898 --> 01:10:52,291
[WIND BLOWING]
1464
01:10:53,988 --> 01:10:56,426
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1465
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,264
- [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
- [DOOR CREAKS]
1466
01:11:13,878 --> 01:11:15,095
[CREAKING]
1467
01:11:15,096 --> 01:11:17,054
[FOOTSTEPS]
1468
01:11:17,055 --> 01:11:18,621
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1469
01:11:18,622 --> 01:11:19,753
[CLICKS]
1470
01:11:21,364 --> 01:11:23,453
[WATER POURING]
1471
01:11:24,367 --> 01:11:25,541
[THUD]
1472
01:11:25,542 --> 01:11:27,151
[FURNITURE DRAGGING]
1473
01:11:27,152 --> 01:11:28,936
[FOOTSTEPS]
1474
01:11:37,118 --> 01:11:38,511
[CLICKING]
1475
01:11:39,730 --> 01:11:41,339
[SCRAPING]
1476
01:11:41,340 --> 01:11:43,603
- [FLOOR CREAKING]
- [FOOTSTEPS]
1477
01:11:53,526 --> 01:11:55,006
[MR. REED COUGHS]
1478
01:11:55,963 --> 01:11:57,617
[MR. REED CLEARS THROAT]
1479
01:11:59,358 --> 01:12:01,099
[OBJECT DRAGS]
1480
01:12:06,844 --> 01:12:07,931
[TENSE MUSIC BUILDS]
1481
01:12:07,932 --> 01:12:09,368
No.
1482
01:12:15,722 --> 01:12:17,855
[CLICKING]
1483
01:12:18,769 --> 01:12:20,510
[FOOTSTEPS]
1484
01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:23,469
[BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY]
1485
01:12:25,210 --> 01:12:26,385
[BARNES GRUNTS]
1486
01:12:28,605 --> 01:12:29,953
- [THUD]
- [DOOR CREAKS]
1487
01:12:29,954 --> 01:12:31,520
PAXTON: [WHISPERING]
He's coming!
1488
01:12:31,521 --> 01:12:33,610
- [FOOTSTEPS]
- [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1489
01:12:34,175 --> 01:12:35,959
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1490
01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:38,049
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1491
01:12:41,531 --> 01:12:42,793
[RATTLING]
1492
01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:46,404
Yeah? Yeah? Any luck?
1493
01:12:46,405 --> 01:12:48,364
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1494
01:12:54,413 --> 01:12:55,501
[GASPS]
1495
01:12:56,981 --> 01:12:58,199
She moved.
1496
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,941
- What do you mean?
- When we were gone.
1497
01:13:04,336 --> 01:13:06,293
No, you're remembering it wrong.
1498
01:13:06,294 --> 01:13:07,382
She hasn't moved at all.
1499
01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:08,687
Her head is different.
1500
01:13:08,688 --> 01:13:10,994
- That's where she was!
- It's not!
1501
01:13:10,995 --> 01:13:13,605
Sister, that's not how
I remember it. Please!
1502
01:13:13,606 --> 01:13:15,869
Please, just come on! Help!
1503
01:13:16,653 --> 01:13:18,306
Hold the sleeve up.
1504
01:13:21,266 --> 01:13:25,662
I'd be remiss if I didn't
ask you one question.
1505
01:13:26,445 --> 01:13:28,404
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
1506
01:13:29,970 --> 01:13:31,318
[MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
1507
01:13:31,319 --> 01:13:33,452
Have you received this booklet?
1508
01:13:34,671 --> 01:13:36,236
I have not,
1509
01:13:36,237 --> 01:13:38,891
but I will give it a look-see.
1510
01:13:38,892 --> 01:13:41,024
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1511
01:13:41,025 --> 01:13:42,112
PAXTON: Try another.
1512
01:13:42,113 --> 01:13:43,201
BARNES: I know.
1513
01:13:43,593 --> 01:13:45,812
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1514
01:13:48,772 --> 01:13:50,468
Focus.
1515
01:13:50,469 --> 01:13:51,992
[WIND BLOWING]
1516
01:13:53,864 --> 01:13:55,866
[RATTLING]
1517
01:13:56,344 --> 01:13:57,432
Faster.
1518
01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:59,086
[MATCH IGNITES]
1519
01:13:59,739 --> 01:14:00,871
[BARNES WHIMPERS]
1520
01:14:01,959 --> 01:14:04,135
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS]
1521
01:14:13,057 --> 01:14:14,232
[GASPS]
1522
01:14:15,189 --> 01:14:16,581
[BARNES GRUNTS]
1523
01:14:16,582 --> 01:14:18,105
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
1524
01:14:24,677 --> 01:14:25,895
[MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
1525
01:14:25,896 --> 01:14:27,463
[WIND GUSTING]
1526
01:14:27,941 --> 01:14:29,029
[MATCH SCRAPING ON WALL]
1527
01:14:31,641 --> 01:14:33,076
[BARNES WHIMPERS]
1528
01:14:33,077 --> 01:14:35,905
[BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY]
1529
01:14:35,906 --> 01:14:38,082
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1530
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:43,957
[MATCH IGNITES]
1531
01:14:43,958 --> 01:14:46,002
- [SCREAMS]
- [GASPS]
1532
01:14:46,003 --> 01:14:48,308
- [BOTH GASPING]
- [WHEEZES]
1533
01:14:48,309 --> 01:14:51,399
- [RETCHES]
- [BOTH GASPING]
1534
01:14:53,401 --> 01:14:54,532
[RETCHES]
1535
01:14:54,533 --> 01:14:55,838
[COUGHS]
1536
01:14:55,839 --> 01:14:57,754
[PROPHET WHEEZES]
1537
01:14:59,538 --> 01:15:01,671
PROPHET: Conductor...
1538
01:15:02,236 --> 01:15:06,197
says... my... name.
1539
01:15:06,719 --> 01:15:09,896
White... clouds.
1540
01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:13,508
Not... Heaven.
1541
01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:17,034
They... unplug...
1542
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:19,645
my brain.
1543
01:15:20,820 --> 01:15:23,257
It is...
1544
01:15:24,737 --> 01:15:25,825
not...
1545
01:15:26,347 --> 01:15:28,044
real.
1546
01:15:28,045 --> 01:15:29,349
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1547
01:15:29,350 --> 01:15:30,961
MR. REED: And,
thank you, Prophet.
1548
01:15:31,570 --> 01:15:33,179
We are very grateful
for your passage
1549
01:15:33,180 --> 01:15:34,659
to the other side.
1550
01:15:34,660 --> 01:15:36,531
[WHEEZING]
1551
01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:40,186
Your prophecy will be recorded
into our liturgical texts.
1552
01:15:40,187 --> 01:15:43,494
Come. You must be
exhausted. Take my arm.
1553
01:15:43,495 --> 01:15:45,323
[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
1554
01:15:47,978 --> 01:15:50,067
[BARNES BREATHING HEAVILY]
1555
01:15:52,765 --> 01:15:53,852
[INDISTINCT WHISPERING]
1556
01:15:53,853 --> 01:15:56,028
[INAUDIBLE]
1557
01:15:56,029 --> 01:15:58,118
[DOOR UNLOCKS]
1558
01:15:58,641 --> 01:15:59,990
[MATCH SCRAPING]
1559
01:16:01,861 --> 01:16:02,948
[PROPHET WHIMPERS]
1560
01:16:02,949 --> 01:16:04,081
[DOOR CREAKS, SHUTS]
1561
01:16:08,607 --> 01:16:09,695
Well, now.
1562
01:16:11,610 --> 01:16:13,480
You see, this is rather
interesting because...
1563
01:16:13,481 --> 01:16:15,831
- [OBJECT CLANKS]
- [MR. REED CHUCKLES]
1564
01:16:15,832 --> 01:16:19,836
I know that one of
you has been lying
1565
01:16:21,359 --> 01:16:23,839
since you first got
here. [CHUCKLING]
1566
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:26,145
And do you know how I know that?
1567
01:16:26,146 --> 01:16:27,799
Excuse me, can I...
can I take that?
1568
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:29,932
I know from the way
1569
01:16:29,933 --> 01:16:33,979
that the fire reacts
to each of you.
1570
01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:35,068
A.
1571
01:16:36,635 --> 01:16:37,723
B.
1572
01:16:38,376 --> 01:16:40,551
Yeah. One of you has a
very, very... [CHUCKLING]
1573
01:16:40,552 --> 01:16:43,599
very big secret, but
we will know more soon.
1574
01:16:44,556 --> 01:16:47,036
There will be before
you saw a woman die
1575
01:16:47,037 --> 01:16:49,779
and come back to life,
and there will be after.
1576
01:16:50,301 --> 01:16:52,476
[BLOWS] Books will
be written about it.
1577
01:16:52,477 --> 01:16:55,611
So choose your words very
carefully when I ask,
1578
01:16:56,263 --> 01:16:57,351
what did you witness?
1579
01:16:59,571 --> 01:17:00,790
Tell me. Tell me what you saw.
1580
01:17:01,660 --> 01:17:02,921
How did she...
1581
01:17:02,922 --> 01:17:04,619
I don't know...
1582
01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:06,185
And if you didn't see
something transcendental,
1583
01:17:06,186 --> 01:17:07,404
you absolutely must tell me.
1584
01:17:07,405 --> 01:17:08,579
I don't know.
1585
01:17:08,580 --> 01:17:10,015
'Cause if I'm wrong,
1586
01:17:10,016 --> 01:17:11,713
I need to hear it.
That's why you're here.
1587
01:17:11,714 --> 01:17:13,366
It's a contrived experiment.
We are your prisoners!
1588
01:17:13,367 --> 01:17:15,281
- It doesn't make sense...
- MR. REED: Oh, pooh!
1589
01:17:15,282 --> 01:17:16,761
- We're all prisoners together.
- For us to have an opinion!
1590
01:17:16,762 --> 01:17:18,284
You must know by now
that any of us can leave
1591
01:17:18,285 --> 01:17:19,416
whenever we want, but
why would we want,
1592
01:17:19,417 --> 01:17:20,983
after what we've seen?
1593
01:17:20,984 --> 01:17:23,246
I saw it. I saw it.
1594
01:17:23,247 --> 01:17:24,856
I heard her describe
1595
01:17:24,857 --> 01:17:26,553
what she experienced
on the other side.
1596
01:17:26,554 --> 01:17:28,599
Great! What did you hear?
1597
01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:31,907
She said there was a conductor.
1598
01:17:31,908 --> 01:17:34,692
- Yes. Yeah.
- Did she mean angel?
1599
01:17:34,693 --> 01:17:37,260
She had a feeling
of disassociation,
1600
01:17:37,261 --> 01:17:39,828
a feeling that
something wasn't real.
1601
01:17:39,829 --> 01:17:40,960
That's it.
1602
01:17:41,831 --> 01:17:42,962
So now you know.
1603
01:17:44,572 --> 01:17:45,660
Now, we know?
1604
01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:46,879
Yeah, now, you know.
1605
01:17:48,054 --> 01:17:49,142
Know?
1606
01:17:50,317 --> 01:17:51,667
I can show you God.
1607
01:17:53,059 --> 01:17:56,018
If you're willing to die.
1608
01:17:56,019 --> 01:17:59,021
It... it can be painless.
It can be temporary.
1609
01:17:59,022 --> 01:18:00,980
Like the Prophet, you
can be brought back.
1610
01:18:02,242 --> 01:18:03,939
It doesn't have to be
frightening at all.
1611
01:18:03,940 --> 01:18:05,331
I'll tell you... I'll tell
you what's frightening.
1612
01:18:05,332 --> 01:18:06,985
Not knowing is frightening!
1613
01:18:06,986 --> 01:18:08,639
Where do we come from?
What are we doing here?
1614
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:10,336
What's our purpose?
1615
01:18:10,337 --> 01:18:12,817
The terror of those questions
is why religions exist.
1616
01:18:12,818 --> 01:18:14,689
I can answer those
questions for you.
1617
01:18:14,690 --> 01:18:17,693
I can give you a comfort
no religion in the world
1618
01:18:18,650 --> 01:18:19,825
is capable of giving you.
1619
01:18:22,001 --> 01:18:23,742
It all makes sense now.
1620
01:18:26,049 --> 01:18:28,094
I've been asking
myself all night,
1621
01:18:29,182 --> 01:18:31,749
how is he gonna make
killing us our idea?
1622
01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:32,838
[MR. REED SIGHS]
1623
01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:36,188
Sister Barnes,
you're in a muddle.
1624
01:18:36,189 --> 01:18:37,537
I know. I can't tell
1625
01:18:37,538 --> 01:18:39,105
if you're playing
chess or checkers.
1626
01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:41,367
Monopoly!
1627
01:18:41,368 --> 01:18:42,542
Come on, it was right there.
1628
01:18:42,543 --> 01:18:44,501
You didn't show us a miracle.
1629
01:18:44,502 --> 01:18:46,069
Okay, what did I show you?
1630
01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:48,723
That wasn't a miracle.
1631
01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,463
MR. REED: So you say.
What did I show you?
1632
01:18:50,464 --> 01:18:52,639
That was not a miracle!
1633
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:53,903
What did I show you?
1634
01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:58,298
It was a magic trick.
1635
01:19:00,039 --> 01:19:01,648
MR. REED: A magic trick?
1636
01:19:01,649 --> 01:19:03,739
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1637
01:19:06,872 --> 01:19:09,135
You wanna know why we
don't talk about Taco Bell?
1638
01:19:10,093 --> 01:19:11,876
It killed me when I
was four years old.
1639
01:19:11,877 --> 01:19:15,097
Fifty people were hospitalized
from an E. coli outbreak.
1640
01:19:15,098 --> 01:19:17,055
The kids at school
called me Taco Hell
1641
01:19:17,056 --> 01:19:18,491
'cause I was clinically dead
1642
01:19:18,492 --> 01:19:20,712
while doctors operated
on my kidneys.
1643
01:19:23,106 --> 01:19:24,324
When I was dead,
1644
01:19:25,238 --> 01:19:28,851
I saw exactly what
your prophet described.
1645
01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:31,548
A blinding white light,
1646
01:19:31,549 --> 01:19:35,073
clouds, but not Heaven, a
sense of wanting to return,
1647
01:19:35,074 --> 01:19:37,555
a feeling that my state
of reality wasn't real.
1648
01:19:39,687 --> 01:19:41,298
That wasn't a prophecy.
1649
01:19:42,342 --> 01:19:44,954
That was a near-death
experience.
1650
01:19:45,650 --> 01:19:47,129
When the oxygen
leaves your brain
1651
01:19:47,130 --> 01:19:49,219
or your heart stops
pumping, your mind
1652
01:19:49,697 --> 01:19:51,524
creates unbelievable things.
1653
01:19:51,525 --> 01:19:55,137
I think you've been
keeping this woman
1654
01:19:55,138 --> 01:19:57,313
on the edge of death in
order to ask her questions
1655
01:19:57,314 --> 01:19:59,706
about meaningless hallucinations
1656
01:19:59,707 --> 01:20:02,144
so that you can
substantiate your idea
1657
01:20:02,145 --> 01:20:05,365
of what the one, true
religion really is.
1658
01:20:06,497 --> 01:20:07,890
MR. REED: Did you know...
1659
01:20:08,412 --> 01:20:09,542
that when you
remember something,
1660
01:20:09,543 --> 01:20:11,022
you're really only remembering
1661
01:20:11,023 --> 01:20:12,783
the last time you
remembered that experience?
1662
01:20:14,374 --> 01:20:16,027
You're not actually
recalling the event.
1663
01:20:16,028 --> 01:20:19,988
So your memory of dying at
Taco Bell... [CHUCKLING]
1664
01:20:19,989 --> 01:20:21,337
isn't really of dying,
1665
01:20:21,338 --> 01:20:23,034
it's of the memory of the memory
1666
01:20:23,035 --> 01:20:24,688
of the memory of the
memory of the memory...
1667
01:20:24,689 --> 01:20:27,257
stop me... [CHUCKLES]
of that event.
1668
01:20:28,084 --> 01:20:30,215
So you're remembering
a false correlation
1669
01:20:30,216 --> 01:20:31,869
with the experience
you've just witnessed.
1670
01:20:31,870 --> 01:20:35,134
But this, this is
happening right now!
1671
01:20:36,092 --> 01:20:39,224
That's why I think, Sister
Barnes, Sister Paxton,
1672
01:20:39,225 --> 01:20:41,139
that you really need
to pay attention
1673
01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:42,749
because I promise
you... [CHUCKLING]
1674
01:20:42,750 --> 01:20:44,491
we're not talking
about a magic trick.
1675
01:20:45,753 --> 01:20:47,625
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1676
01:20:50,758 --> 01:20:52,107
No,
1677
01:20:52,108 --> 01:20:54,544
we're talking about
magic underwear...
1678
01:20:54,545 --> 01:20:55,981
- [SLASHING]
- [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
1679
01:21:01,769 --> 01:21:02,988
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1680
01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:08,907
[INAUDIBLE SCREAMING]
1681
01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:19,048
[IMPERCEPTIBLE]
1682
01:21:23,922 --> 01:21:26,098
[INAUDIBLE SCREAMING]
1683
01:21:39,546 --> 01:21:41,678
[SCREAMING] Help me! Help!
1684
01:21:41,679 --> 01:21:43,550
[WIND GUSTING]
1685
01:21:47,685 --> 01:21:49,861
[SOBS]
1686
01:21:51,254 --> 01:21:52,603
[INHALES SHARPLY]
1687
01:21:54,605 --> 01:21:55,867
[SIGHS]
1688
01:21:58,522 --> 01:21:59,914
[EXHALES SHAKILY]
1689
01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:01,351
MR. REED: She'll
come back to us!
1690
01:22:02,439 --> 01:22:03,657
I promise!
1691
01:22:06,182 --> 01:22:08,226
Sister Paxton, do not be scared!
1692
01:22:08,227 --> 01:22:09,489
She will rise again.
1693
01:22:10,055 --> 01:22:11,490
Challenge him.
1694
01:22:11,491 --> 01:22:12,579
Debate.
1695
01:22:13,058 --> 01:22:14,277
Challenge him.
1696
01:22:15,365 --> 01:22:17,149
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1697
01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:22,414
[FOOTSTEPS]
1698
01:22:22,415 --> 01:22:24,417
MR. REED: Come
on, now, Sister B.
1699
01:22:25,853 --> 01:22:26,985
Wakey-wakey!
1700
01:22:27,681 --> 01:22:29,204
- [WATER DRIPPING]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
1701
01:22:29,205 --> 01:22:30,901
whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, that's not it.
1702
01:22:30,902 --> 01:22:33,599
That's not it. That's
a... a mucky pup.
1703
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:34,688
Let's have that. [CHUCKLES]
1704
01:22:38,127 --> 01:22:39,780
Moments. It'll be moments.
1705
01:22:40,259 --> 01:22:41,819
Let's have one of
your drum rolls, yeah?
1706
01:22:44,220 --> 01:22:45,308
Whoop!
1707
01:22:48,659 --> 01:22:50,748
Hey! [SNIFFLES]
1708
01:22:54,012 --> 01:22:55,534
I'm very sorry.
1709
01:22:55,535 --> 01:22:57,015
Something is wrong.
1710
01:22:57,711 --> 01:22:59,321
[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
1711
01:22:59,322 --> 01:23:00,540
I'm now worried...
1712
01:23:02,499 --> 01:23:03,760
that she's not...
1713
01:23:03,761 --> 01:23:04,848
[BOX CUTTER OPENS]
1714
01:23:04,849 --> 01:23:05,981
coming back to us.
1715
01:23:08,809 --> 01:23:10,027
Yeah.
1716
01:23:10,028 --> 01:23:11,463
[GRUNTS SOFTLY]
1717
01:23:11,464 --> 01:23:12,812
Oh, yeah.
1718
01:23:12,813 --> 01:23:14,859
- [SOBS]
- MR. REED: Oh, yeah.
1719
01:23:18,210 --> 01:23:19,298
Yep.
1720
01:23:20,038 --> 01:23:21,126
Yep.
1721
01:23:21,735 --> 01:23:23,040
Yeah.
1722
01:23:23,041 --> 01:23:24,520
There it is.
1723
01:23:24,521 --> 01:23:25,956
[GRUNTS]
1724
01:23:25,957 --> 01:23:27,088
No, it isn't.
1725
01:23:27,089 --> 01:23:28,785
That was a vein.
1726
01:23:28,786 --> 01:23:30,004
[MR. REED GRUNTS]
1727
01:23:30,005 --> 01:23:31,788
[SQUELCHING]
1728
01:23:31,789 --> 01:23:34,573
A-ha! [CHUCKLES] A-ha.
1729
01:23:34,574 --> 01:23:36,533
[TENSE MUSIC BUILDS]
1730
01:23:37,795 --> 01:23:39,230
The implant.
1731
01:23:39,231 --> 01:23:41,364
This is why she can't
come back to us.
1732
01:23:42,321 --> 01:23:43,496
Take a look!
1733
01:23:44,236 --> 01:23:45,542
I'm very sorry.
1734
01:23:46,456 --> 01:23:49,589
But Sister Barnes,
she's a program.
1735
01:23:52,157 --> 01:23:54,202
She's not real.
1736
01:23:54,203 --> 01:23:56,030
Do you know what gave it away?
1737
01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:57,509
The candles.
1738
01:23:57,510 --> 01:24:00,077
What are you saying?
I don't understand.
1739
01:24:00,078 --> 01:24:01,819
No, no, I know.
I know. I know.
1740
01:24:02,472 --> 01:24:03,560
How could you?
1741
01:24:05,779 --> 01:24:07,564
[SHUDDERS]
1742
01:24:08,869 --> 01:24:11,133
Can you explain it to me?
1743
01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:16,442
Are you, Sister Paxton,
1744
01:24:17,139 --> 01:24:20,097
familiar with the Daoist concept
1745
01:24:20,098 --> 01:24:22,012
of "The Butterfly Dream"?
1746
01:24:22,013 --> 01:24:23,840
PAXTON: A butterfly...
1747
01:24:23,841 --> 01:24:27,104
A butterfly flaps its
wings and causes a typhoon?
1748
01:24:27,105 --> 01:24:28,627
That is "The
Butterfly Effect."
1749
01:24:28,628 --> 01:24:31,108
Common mistake. No.
"The Butterfly Dream"...
1750
01:24:31,109 --> 01:24:32,631
[CLATTERING]
1751
01:24:32,632 --> 01:24:34,633
concerns an ancient
Chinese philosopher
1752
01:24:34,634 --> 01:24:36,287
who asked himself the
following question.
1753
01:24:36,288 --> 01:24:38,637
- [OBJECT CLATTERS]
- "Was I a man dreaming
1754
01:24:38,638 --> 01:24:40,117
"I'm a butterfly,
or am I now..."
1755
01:24:40,118 --> 01:24:41,597
[THUD]
1756
01:24:41,598 --> 01:24:44,339
"a butterfly dreaming
that I am a man?"
1757
01:24:44,340 --> 01:24:45,818
Come and sit down.
1758
01:24:45,819 --> 01:24:47,429
Come on. [CLICKS TONGUE] Here.
1759
01:24:47,430 --> 01:24:48,561
[SIGHS]
1760
01:24:51,173 --> 01:24:53,131
[SCRAPING ON TABLE]
1761
01:24:56,265 --> 01:24:57,309
This is us.
1762
01:24:58,093 --> 01:25:00,006
You and me alone together.
1763
01:25:00,007 --> 01:25:01,096
That was Barnes.
1764
01:25:01,748 --> 01:25:02,880
Bye-bye, Barnes.
1765
01:25:03,881 --> 01:25:07,144
I have come to a
dark realization
1766
01:25:07,145 --> 01:25:10,495
that we exist inside a
simulation so advanced
1767
01:25:10,496 --> 01:25:13,064
that we cannot tell the
difference between real life
1768
01:25:14,152 --> 01:25:15,761
and artificial dream.
1769
01:25:15,762 --> 01:25:19,331
You heard the Prophet. She
said, "It is not real."
1770
01:25:20,550 --> 01:25:23,421
You see, fire dynamics are
very difficult to render.
1771
01:25:23,422 --> 01:25:26,032
I've noticed this
anomaly in its behavior
1772
01:25:26,033 --> 01:25:28,252
when it interacts
with simulated NPCs,
1773
01:25:28,253 --> 01:25:31,429
like poor old Sister B.
1774
01:25:31,430 --> 01:25:35,085
She couldn't come back
to us, but when you die,
1775
01:25:35,086 --> 01:25:40,046
finger, please, you
will pass through death
1776
01:25:40,047 --> 01:25:42,266
- and wake up...
- [BOX CUTTER RATTLES]
1777
01:25:42,267 --> 01:25:43,616
into the real world.
1778
01:25:44,051 --> 01:25:45,487
What do you think?
1779
01:25:45,488 --> 01:25:46,924
Yes, no, maybe?
1780
01:25:48,317 --> 01:25:49,535
Um...
1781
01:25:52,277 --> 01:25:53,931
That's a theory.
1782
01:25:55,628 --> 01:25:57,152
Well yeah, you're
very welcome to...
1783
01:25:58,457 --> 01:25:59,980
to challenge my
premise. I love that.
1784
01:26:02,113 --> 01:26:03,461
- [BOX CUTTER CLOSES]
- Go for it.
1785
01:26:03,462 --> 01:26:05,377
[SNIFFLING]
1786
01:26:08,337 --> 01:26:11,340
I don't think this
is a microchip.
1787
01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,254
MR. REED: Oh?
1788
01:26:13,255 --> 01:26:16,083
I think it's a contraceptive.
1789
01:26:18,129 --> 01:26:21,132
A... a birth control implant.
1790
01:26:22,699 --> 01:26:23,787
Huh.
1791
01:26:25,310 --> 01:26:27,790
Tell me, have you ever met
1792
01:26:27,791 --> 01:26:30,228
a Mormon missionary who
was on birth control?
1793
01:26:32,143 --> 01:26:37,234
Did "Sister Barnes" say
she was on birth control?
1794
01:26:37,235 --> 01:26:38,714
PAXTON: Our church
would've made her
1795
01:26:38,715 --> 01:26:40,542
feel ashamed about it,
1796
01:26:40,543 --> 01:26:42,153
and she would've
been too embarrassed.
1797
01:26:43,285 --> 01:26:45,199
- Simulation theory is...
- Ah!
1798
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:47,985
"Hypothesis," please.
Sorry, it doesn't matter.
1799
01:26:48,725 --> 01:26:51,422
Simulation hypothesis
1800
01:26:51,423 --> 01:26:54,165
is not testable, is it?
1801
01:26:55,645 --> 01:26:58,169
No, it's a matter of
belief, like any religion.
1802
01:26:59,083 --> 01:27:01,476
You either believe
it, green door,
1803
01:27:01,477 --> 01:27:03,130
or you don't believe
it, purple door.
1804
01:27:04,306 --> 01:27:06,873
With all due respect,
1805
01:27:08,048 --> 01:27:09,136
I...
1806
01:27:09,746 --> 01:27:11,443
I don't believe it.
1807
01:27:12,618 --> 01:27:15,882
I'm not smart enough to
say why, I just don't.
1808
01:27:16,579 --> 01:27:18,755
Do you believe the
miracle that I showed you?
1809
01:27:19,364 --> 01:27:20,538
PAXTON: Yes.
1810
01:27:20,539 --> 01:27:22,106
- Yeah?
- PAXTON: At first.
1811
01:27:23,847 --> 01:27:24,935
But now?
1812
01:27:25,414 --> 01:27:27,806
I think something
happened tonight
1813
01:27:27,807 --> 01:27:29,982
that you didn't expect.
1814
01:27:29,983 --> 01:27:31,854
It feels like
you're improvising,
1815
01:27:31,855 --> 01:27:34,335
trying to convince me
of a simulation theory
1816
01:27:34,336 --> 01:27:36,381
that's not sticking.
Am I right?
1817
01:27:39,428 --> 01:27:42,604
Uh, [CHUCKLES] are you
asking me if you're right
1818
01:27:42,605 --> 01:27:44,170
that I am improvising
1819
01:27:44,171 --> 01:27:47,304
or you're right that
the simulation narrative
1820
01:27:47,305 --> 01:27:48,523
is not sticking?
1821
01:27:48,524 --> 01:27:50,787
- Yes.
- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1822
01:27:53,355 --> 01:27:54,833
High-five.
1823
01:27:54,834 --> 01:27:56,880
[GRUNTS SOFTLY, CHUCKLES]
1824
01:27:58,185 --> 01:27:59,838
So, in fact, you agree
with your friend.
1825
01:27:59,839 --> 01:28:02,276
You think that the Prophet
was just hallucinating
1826
01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:04,279
a meaningless,
near-death experience.
1827
01:28:04,888 --> 01:28:05,976
No.
1828
01:28:06,890 --> 01:28:08,891
I think you switched the bodies.
1829
01:28:08,892 --> 01:28:10,415
[MUSIC FADES OUT]
1830
01:28:11,198 --> 01:28:13,418
I just haven't
figured out how yet.
1831
01:28:15,333 --> 01:28:16,421
I switched...
1832
01:28:17,161 --> 01:28:18,293
the bodies?
1833
01:28:20,207 --> 01:28:21,296
[FIRE CRACKLING]
1834
01:28:23,907 --> 01:28:26,865
The doorbell rang when
the Elder got here.
1835
01:28:26,866 --> 01:28:29,391
- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
- [DOORBELL RINGING]
1836
01:28:29,913 --> 01:28:31,957
Which drew our
attention to the stairs.
1837
01:28:31,958 --> 01:28:34,309
You would have been
prepared for that.
1838
01:28:37,007 --> 01:28:38,877
When we came back downstairs,
1839
01:28:38,878 --> 01:28:42,228
I noticed the woman wasn't in
the same position as before.
1840
01:28:42,229 --> 01:28:43,318
It was similar...
1841
01:28:44,014 --> 01:28:45,144
PAXTON: Her head is different.
1842
01:28:45,145 --> 01:28:47,322
But it was not the exact same.
1843
01:28:48,410 --> 01:28:51,977
I think another woman who
looked exactly like her
1844
01:28:51,978 --> 01:28:53,544
came into the basement
1845
01:28:53,545 --> 01:28:55,677
through a hidden
door or something,
1846
01:28:55,678 --> 01:28:59,115
disposed of her body and then
took her place at the table.
1847
01:28:59,116 --> 01:29:00,551
I see.
1848
01:29:00,552 --> 01:29:03,249
And then, once we
got back downstairs,
1849
01:29:03,250 --> 01:29:07,558
she read off a scripted prophecy
1850
01:29:07,559 --> 01:29:09,561
that you prepared for her.
1851
01:29:10,693 --> 01:29:14,435
Except the last
thing she said was,
1852
01:29:14,436 --> 01:29:15,784
"It is not real."
1853
01:29:15,785 --> 01:29:17,961
not... real...
1854
01:29:18,570 --> 01:29:21,267
Maybe she was trying to tell us
1855
01:29:21,268 --> 01:29:23,575
that the miracle wasn't real.
1856
01:29:25,316 --> 01:29:26,361
Ah.
1857
01:29:27,797 --> 01:29:29,493
You see what I mean when I say
1858
01:29:29,494 --> 01:29:31,409
something happened
that you didn't expect?
1859
01:29:32,018 --> 01:29:35,369
I think you gave her a script,
and she went off the book,
1860
01:29:35,370 --> 01:29:37,023
and now you're
trying to recover.
1861
01:29:39,112 --> 01:29:40,940
Well, if that's right, then, uh,
1862
01:29:42,464 --> 01:29:44,770
there'd have to be another
way into this basement, yeah?
1863
01:29:45,815 --> 01:29:46,946
Shall we have a look?
1864
01:29:48,034 --> 01:29:50,123
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1865
01:29:54,389 --> 01:29:55,564
I don't think there is.
1866
01:29:56,260 --> 01:29:57,435
No.
1867
01:29:58,044 --> 01:29:59,915
I'm not doing very well,
1868
01:29:59,916 --> 01:30:01,352
Sister Paxton.
1869
01:30:01,744 --> 01:30:03,571
Unless...
1870
01:30:03,572 --> 01:30:04,747
[WATER DRIPPING]
1871
01:30:13,016 --> 01:30:15,105
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1872
01:30:22,504 --> 01:30:23,635
[RATTLING]
1873
01:30:32,775 --> 01:30:34,864
[WATER POURING]
1874
01:30:35,691 --> 01:30:37,823
[WATER DRAINING]
1875
01:30:50,227 --> 01:30:52,316
- [CLANKING]
- [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
1876
01:30:54,405 --> 01:30:56,451
[CREAKING]
1877
01:31:03,022 --> 01:31:04,502
Which means that...
1878
01:31:05,895 --> 01:31:07,504
there would have to be
a dead body down there
1879
01:31:07,505 --> 01:31:09,201
if you were right, huh?
1880
01:31:09,202 --> 01:31:10,290
PAXTON: Correct.
1881
01:31:11,335 --> 01:31:12,895
MR. REED: How will
you test your theory?
1882
01:31:13,293 --> 01:31:14,643
[SIGHS] I don't know.
1883
01:31:15,905 --> 01:31:17,689
MR. REED: But will you
go into that hole and
1884
01:31:18,429 --> 01:31:19,995
see if there's
somebody down there?
1885
01:31:19,996 --> 01:31:21,345
If I have to.
1886
01:31:22,172 --> 01:31:23,434
MR. REED: Why
would you do that?
1887
01:31:25,305 --> 01:31:27,830
Because I want to
know the truth,
1888
01:31:28,395 --> 01:31:30,528
and because the only
way out is through.
1889
01:31:31,660 --> 01:31:32,878
Robert Frost?
1890
01:31:33,531 --> 01:31:34,619
Swamp Thing.
1891
01:31:35,315 --> 01:31:36,621
[CHUCKLES]
1892
01:31:38,188 --> 01:31:39,537
Don't go into that cellar...
1893
01:31:41,539 --> 01:31:43,235
unless you are prepared
1894
01:31:43,236 --> 01:31:45,237
to discover the
one, true religion.
1895
01:31:45,238 --> 01:31:47,327
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1896
01:31:56,162 --> 01:31:58,251
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
1897
01:31:59,165 --> 01:32:00,471
[SNIFFLES]
1898
01:32:02,255 --> 01:32:04,301
[LADDER CREAKS]
1899
01:32:12,048 --> 01:32:14,137
[RISING SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
1900
01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:20,272
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- [SIGHS]
1901
01:32:20,273 --> 01:32:22,058
[FOOTSTEPS]
1902
01:32:29,456 --> 01:32:30,935
I knew it.
1903
01:32:30,936 --> 01:32:32,634
[DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS]
1904
01:32:36,942 --> 01:32:38,770
[HEAVY BREATHING]
1905
01:32:39,336 --> 01:32:41,425
- [WATER SPLASHING]
- [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1906
01:32:49,085 --> 01:32:51,173
[LOCK CREAKS AND CLICKS]
1907
01:32:51,174 --> 01:32:53,002
[DOOR CREAKS]
1908
01:32:57,789 --> 01:32:59,878
[CONTINUES HEAVY BREATHING]
1909
01:33:04,753 --> 01:33:06,842
[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
1910
01:33:12,108 --> 01:33:13,892
[DOOR CREAKS]
1911
01:33:25,295 --> 01:33:26,905
[SHARP INHALE]
1912
01:33:28,515 --> 01:33:30,605
[DOOR CREAKING]
1913
01:33:35,958 --> 01:33:37,829
[WATER DRIPPING]
1914
01:33:40,266 --> 01:33:42,442
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1915
01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:52,670
[CONTINUES HEAVY BREATHING]
1916
01:33:57,762 --> 01:33:59,895
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1917
01:34:12,821 --> 01:34:14,299
[GASPS]
1918
01:34:14,300 --> 01:34:15,867
[HEAVY BREATHING]
1919
01:34:21,220 --> 01:34:22,830
[MUSIC FADES OUT]
1920
01:34:22,831 --> 01:34:24,876
[DOOR CREAKING]
1921
01:34:28,314 --> 01:34:29,401
[CLANK]
1922
01:34:29,402 --> 01:34:30,838
[DISTANT WEAK WHEEZING]
1923
01:34:30,839 --> 01:34:32,404
[SHUDDERING BREATH]
1924
01:34:32,405 --> 01:34:34,277
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1925
01:34:43,808 --> 01:34:45,897
[COUGHING]
1926
01:34:46,463 --> 01:34:48,594
[FAINT GROANING]
1927
01:34:48,595 --> 01:34:50,859
[SHIVERING BREATH]
1928
01:34:55,777 --> 01:34:56,952
Hey.
1929
01:35:01,434 --> 01:35:02,740
[SNIFFLES]
1930
01:35:07,266 --> 01:35:08,398
[PAXTON SHIVERING]
1931
01:35:14,012 --> 01:35:15,710
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
1932
01:35:20,584 --> 01:35:22,411
Sorry about the cold.
1933
01:35:22,412 --> 01:35:23,500
[SNIFFLES]
1934
01:35:25,067 --> 01:35:26,284
Have you figured it out yet?
1935
01:35:26,285 --> 01:35:27,373
[PAXTON SNIFFLES]
1936
01:35:29,854 --> 01:35:31,247
I think so.
1937
01:35:33,162 --> 01:35:34,337
MR. REED: So what is it?
1938
01:35:35,468 --> 01:35:39,994
What is the one, true
religion, Sister P?
1939
01:35:39,995 --> 01:35:41,212
[PAXTON SHIVERING]
1940
01:35:41,213 --> 01:35:42,953
[SNIFFLING]
1941
01:35:42,954 --> 01:35:44,086
It's...
1942
01:35:47,524 --> 01:35:48,655
[INHALES]
1943
01:35:49,787 --> 01:35:51,309
[HEAVY BREATHING]
1944
01:35:51,310 --> 01:35:53,051
When we first arrived,
1945
01:35:53,791 --> 01:35:56,010
you left us alone
in your living room.
1946
01:35:56,011 --> 01:35:57,968
[DRAMATIC, SUSPENSEFUL
MUSIC PLAYING]
1947
01:35:57,969 --> 01:36:00,405
We thought you were
talking to your wife,
1948
01:36:00,406 --> 01:36:02,582
but you were doing
something else.
1949
01:36:03,453 --> 01:36:04,628
I was.
1950
01:36:05,063 --> 01:36:07,935
PAXTON: You took a key
from Sister Barnes' coat,
1951
01:36:07,936 --> 01:36:11,330
went outside to unlock
our bikes and hide them.
1952
01:36:15,813 --> 01:36:18,336
I noticed your hair was
wet when you came back
1953
01:36:18,337 --> 01:36:21,123
with the drinks, like you
were out in the storm.
1954
01:36:21,601 --> 01:36:23,211
You did this, I assume,
because you didn't want
1955
01:36:23,212 --> 01:36:24,516
the Elder to find our bikes
1956
01:36:24,517 --> 01:36:25,517
when he came back
looking for us.
1957
01:36:25,518 --> 01:36:27,041
[LATCH CLANKS]
1958
01:36:27,042 --> 01:36:28,390
But there was something
else on your mind.
1959
01:36:28,391 --> 01:36:29,826
[WATER POURING]
1960
01:36:29,827 --> 01:36:31,568
- There was.
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1961
01:36:33,309 --> 01:36:34,657
PAXTON: You returned
the bike key
1962
01:36:34,658 --> 01:36:36,573
to the wrong coat pocket.
1963
01:36:37,748 --> 01:36:39,705
We thought this was
a mistake you made.
1964
01:36:39,706 --> 01:36:40,751
[MOUTHING] Key.
1965
01:36:42,492 --> 01:36:44,232
PAXTON: [VOICE SHAKING]
But now I know it wasn't.
1966
01:36:44,233 --> 01:36:45,799
Why?
1967
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:47,322
[INHALES]
1968
01:36:47,323 --> 01:36:50,455
You gave the bike lock
to one of your prophets,
1969
01:36:50,456 --> 01:36:53,850
instructed them to lock the
final cellar door with it.
1970
01:36:53,851 --> 01:36:56,811
But why, why, why?
Why did I do that?
1971
01:36:57,899 --> 01:36:59,856
Because you wanted me to know
1972
01:36:59,857 --> 01:37:02,859
the only reason I'm
standing here right now
1973
01:37:02,860 --> 01:37:04,643
is because it is exactly
1974
01:37:04,644 --> 01:37:06,690
where you want me
to be standing.
1975
01:37:07,778 --> 01:37:10,127
I'm not here because
I chose to be.
1976
01:37:10,128 --> 01:37:12,434
I'm here because you
made me choose to be.
1977
01:37:12,435 --> 01:37:14,305
Oh.
1978
01:37:14,306 --> 01:37:18,309
Because you want me to believe
the one, true religion is...
1979
01:37:18,310 --> 01:37:20,137
[SIGHS]
1980
01:37:20,138 --> 01:37:21,574
control.
1981
01:37:25,535 --> 01:37:27,318
[CHUCKLES]
1982
01:37:27,319 --> 01:37:28,930
That is exactly right.
1983
01:37:31,410 --> 01:37:34,457
Religion is just a
system of control...
1984
01:37:35,023 --> 01:37:36,372
[WHEEZING]
1985
01:37:36,938 --> 01:37:38,677
[HEAVY BREATHING] It's okay.
1986
01:37:38,678 --> 01:37:40,331
I'll help you.
1987
01:37:40,332 --> 01:37:41,811
MR. REED: No, you see,
that's what's so interesting.
1988
01:37:41,812 --> 01:37:43,421
They don't want your help.
1989
01:37:43,422 --> 01:37:45,249
They... [CHUCKLING]
they are exactly
1990
01:37:45,250 --> 01:37:46,511
where they chose to be.
1991
01:37:46,512 --> 01:37:48,035
But you killed that woman.
1992
01:37:48,036 --> 01:37:49,340
MR. REED: I disagree.
1993
01:37:49,341 --> 01:37:51,777
She... She chose to
eat a poisoned pie
1994
01:37:51,778 --> 01:37:53,823
because of her profound faith.
1995
01:37:53,824 --> 01:37:57,653
It is called drinking
the... anyone?
1996
01:37:57,654 --> 01:37:59,481
[SNAPPING SHEARS]
1997
01:37:59,482 --> 01:38:00,830
Kool-Aid.
1998
01:38:00,831 --> 01:38:01,919
It is true...
1999
01:38:02,485 --> 01:38:04,921
that I keep these
ladies a little chilly,
2000
01:38:04,922 --> 01:38:06,444
and a little peckish,
2001
01:38:06,445 --> 01:38:08,045
for which I am very
sorry. Sorry, ladies.
2002
01:38:08,534 --> 01:38:10,361
But only for the same reason
2003
01:38:10,362 --> 01:38:11,841
that your church goes to Haiti
2004
01:38:11,842 --> 01:38:13,888
to give out Bibles
after a hurricane.
2005
01:38:14,323 --> 01:38:16,412
It's easier to control
2006
01:38:16,978 --> 01:38:19,022
- someone who has lost...
- [SHEARS CLICK]
2007
01:38:19,023 --> 01:38:20,545
- everything.
- [SHEARS CLICK]
2008
01:38:20,546 --> 01:38:22,417
You're absolutely right.
She did go off-book.
2009
01:38:22,418 --> 01:38:24,854
- [SHEARS SLICE]
- [PROPHET SCREAMS]
2010
01:38:24,855 --> 01:38:26,595
Why do you do this?
2011
01:38:26,596 --> 01:38:27,858
The question is,
2012
01:38:28,337 --> 01:38:29,990
why do you all let me?
2013
01:38:29,991 --> 01:38:31,078
[SPLASH]
2014
01:38:31,079 --> 01:38:32,558
[WHIMPERING]
2015
01:38:33,211 --> 01:38:34,820
[WHEEZING]
2016
01:38:34,821 --> 01:38:36,910
PAXTON: Sorry... [CRYING]
2017
01:38:36,911 --> 01:38:38,999
You are here because
the ideas of others
2018
01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:41,131
have influenced every
single decision you've made
2019
01:38:41,132 --> 01:38:43,786
since the day you were born,
and I've been able to predict
2020
01:38:43,787 --> 01:38:45,962
every decision you would
make tonight because of that.
2021
01:38:45,963 --> 01:38:47,443
[WHIMPERING]
2022
01:38:48,444 --> 01:38:50,576
- [CRYING]
- [SHUSHING]
2023
01:38:53,753 --> 01:38:55,189
You have allowed them
2024
01:38:55,190 --> 01:38:57,191
to dictate every
decision of your life.
2025
01:38:57,192 --> 01:38:58,975
[CRYING]
2026
01:38:58,976 --> 01:39:01,936
They decide who you worship,
2027
01:39:02,762 --> 01:39:05,547
where you worship,
what you worship.
2028
01:39:05,548 --> 01:39:07,941
- [PAXTON BREATHING HEAVILY]
- [SPRINKLER SPRAYING]
2029
01:39:07,942 --> 01:39:11,554
They even dictate the garments
you wear under your clothes.
2030
01:39:12,685 --> 01:39:13,773
The what?
2031
01:39:15,384 --> 01:39:17,167
Your magic underwear.
2032
01:39:17,168 --> 01:39:18,821
- [SLASHING]
- [MR. REED SCREAMS, GURGLES]
2033
01:39:18,822 --> 01:39:20,702
- [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
- [PAXTON PANTING]
2034
01:39:22,478 --> 01:39:24,697
[GROANING]
2035
01:39:27,700 --> 01:39:29,964
[SQUELCHING]
2036
01:39:30,965 --> 01:39:32,574
[PANTING]
2037
01:39:32,575 --> 01:39:34,185
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
2038
01:39:47,982 --> 01:39:50,245
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
2039
01:39:56,860 --> 01:39:58,949
[PANTING]
2040
01:39:59,341 --> 01:40:01,212
[GRUNTING]
2041
01:40:04,999 --> 01:40:06,130
[GROANS]
2042
01:40:10,743 --> 01:40:12,919
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
2043
01:40:14,051 --> 01:40:15,357
[MUSIC FADES OUT]
2044
01:40:17,185 --> 01:40:19,013
[PANTING]
2045
01:40:21,580 --> 01:40:23,887
[DOOR CREAKING]
2046
01:40:29,936 --> 01:40:32,026
[UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING]
2047
01:40:33,070 --> 01:40:34,331
[HEAVY BREATHING]
2048
01:40:34,332 --> 01:40:35,681
[DOOR CREAKING]
2049
01:40:39,381 --> 01:40:40,990
No... No...
2050
01:40:40,991 --> 01:40:42,078
No...
2051
01:40:42,079 --> 01:40:44,037
[HEAVY BREATHING]
2052
01:40:44,038 --> 01:40:45,387
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
2053
01:40:51,610 --> 01:40:53,786
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
2054
01:41:17,723 --> 01:41:19,725
[SQUELCHING]
2055
01:41:21,466 --> 01:41:23,119
[GASPS]
2056
01:41:23,120 --> 01:41:24,861
[PAXTON WHIMPERS]
2057
01:41:25,514 --> 01:41:27,384
[CLATTER]
2058
01:41:27,385 --> 01:41:29,300
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
2059
01:41:30,301 --> 01:41:31,694
[PAXTON WHIMPERING]
2060
01:41:35,524 --> 01:41:37,307
- [DOOR SLAMMING SHUT]
- [PAXTON GASPS]
2061
01:41:37,308 --> 01:41:39,528
- [PANTING]
- [MR. REED GROANING]
2062
01:41:46,709 --> 01:41:48,189
[WHEEZING]
2063
01:41:48,667 --> 01:41:49,754
[GROANS]
2064
01:41:49,755 --> 01:41:50,842
[LAUGHS]
2065
01:41:50,843 --> 01:41:52,322
[PAXTON WHIMPERING]
2066
01:41:52,323 --> 01:41:53,411
[GROANING]
2067
01:41:54,238 --> 01:41:55,500
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
2068
01:41:56,545 --> 01:41:58,112
[GROANS, INHALES SHARPLY]
2069
01:41:58,851 --> 01:42:00,330
MR. REED: [WEAKLY] Pray...
2070
01:42:00,331 --> 01:42:01,593
[WHIMPERS]
2071
01:42:03,160 --> 01:42:04,205
Pray.
2072
01:42:05,119 --> 01:42:07,207
[WATER DRIPPING]
2073
01:42:07,208 --> 01:42:09,123
[WHIMPERS]
2074
01:42:10,994 --> 01:42:12,517
Pray for us.
2075
01:42:14,040 --> 01:42:15,433
[EXHALES]
2076
01:42:17,043 --> 01:42:18,957
Praying... [INHALES SHARPLY]
2077
01:42:18,958 --> 01:42:20,611
doesn't work.
2078
01:42:20,612 --> 01:42:22,136
[BREATHING WEAKLY]
2079
01:42:23,833 --> 01:42:24,920
[PAINED BREATH]
2080
01:42:24,921 --> 01:42:26,488
[PAXTON PANTING]
2081
01:42:27,053 --> 01:42:30,187
Have you ever heard of the
great prayer experiment?
2082
01:42:32,189 --> 01:42:34,059
[GRUNTING]
2083
01:42:34,060 --> 01:42:35,366
[GROANS]
2084
01:42:36,193 --> 01:42:38,412
They divided
patients into groups.
2085
01:42:38,413 --> 01:42:41,938
Those who received prayers
and those who didn't.
2086
01:42:45,724 --> 01:42:48,118
The results of the
study were conclusive.
2087
01:42:48,640 --> 01:42:50,294
It doesn't work.
2088
01:42:51,208 --> 01:42:52,600
But I think it's beautiful
2089
01:42:52,601 --> 01:42:54,254
that we all pray
for each other...
2090
01:42:54,255 --> 01:42:55,733
[MR. REED GROANS]
2091
01:42:55,734 --> 01:42:57,953
even though we all probably know
2092
01:42:57,954 --> 01:42:59,825
it doesn't make a difference.
2093
01:43:00,652 --> 01:43:02,784
[WHEEZING]
2094
01:43:02,785 --> 01:43:06,180
It's just nice to think about
someone other than yourself.
2095
01:43:08,312 --> 01:43:09,705
Even if it's you.
2096
01:43:12,838 --> 01:43:14,057
[GROANS]
2097
01:43:15,798 --> 01:43:16,973
[BREATHING WEAKLY]
2098
01:43:19,715 --> 01:43:21,996
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
- [PAXTON PRAYING INDISTINCTLY]
2099
01:43:22,979 --> 01:43:24,762
I'm grateful for all the trials
2100
01:43:24,763 --> 01:43:26,417
you've given me in my life.
2101
01:43:28,202 --> 01:43:31,160
And for your path that
you've laid out for me.
2102
01:43:31,161 --> 01:43:34,120
[WHEEZING] Quietly.
2103
01:43:39,735 --> 01:43:41,215
[MR. REED WHIMPERS]
2104
01:43:42,477 --> 01:43:43,999
[MR. REED WHEEZES]
2105
01:43:44,000 --> 01:43:45,522
[PAXTON CONTINUES
PRAYING INDISTINCTLY]
2106
01:43:45,523 --> 01:43:47,612
[DRAMATIC MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
2107
01:44:00,669 --> 01:44:03,106
[INDISTINCT PRAYER]
2108
01:44:05,064 --> 01:44:06,456
- [MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
- [SLASHING]
2109
01:44:06,457 --> 01:44:07,544
- [MR. REED GROANS, SCREAMS]
- [GASPS]
2110
01:44:07,545 --> 01:44:09,634
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
2111
01:44:16,293 --> 01:44:18,687
[BREATH TREMBLING]
2112
01:44:21,298 --> 01:44:23,474
[SLOW, DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
2113
01:44:53,330 --> 01:44:55,680
[SOMBER INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
2114
01:44:57,508 --> 01:44:59,858
[IMPERCEPTIBLE]
2115
01:45:11,392 --> 01:45:13,481
[WATER DROPS PATTERING]
2116
01:45:16,092 --> 01:45:17,528
Goodbye, Sister.
2117
01:45:20,662 --> 01:45:21,750
[SNIFFLES]
2118
01:45:23,360 --> 01:45:24,491
[KISSES]
2119
01:45:24,492 --> 01:45:25,710
[SOBBING]
2120
01:45:26,581 --> 01:45:28,364
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
2121
01:45:28,365 --> 01:45:31,063
[PANTING]
2122
01:45:33,370 --> 01:45:34,415
[WHIMPERS]
2123
01:45:43,989 --> 01:45:46,122
[CONTINUES PANTING]
2124
01:45:49,734 --> 01:45:50,953
[CREAKING]
2125
01:46:02,878 --> 01:46:05,054
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
2126
01:46:12,191 --> 01:46:14,368
[PANTING]
2127
01:46:37,695 --> 01:46:40,002
[DRAMATIC MUSIC RISES]
2128
01:46:41,351 --> 01:46:42,873
[MUSIC STOPS PLAYING]
2129
01:46:42,874 --> 01:46:44,833
[WIND BLOWING]
2130
01:46:52,014 --> 01:46:54,233
[KNOCKING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR
BY SOPHIE THATCHER PLAYING]
2131
01:47:12,904 --> 01:47:17,822
♪ Mama take this
badge off me ♪
2132
01:47:22,131 --> 01:47:27,441
♪ I can't use it anymore ♪
2133
01:47:31,662 --> 01:47:37,451
♪ It's getting dark
too dark to see ♪
2134
01:47:41,455 --> 01:47:47,455
♪ I feel like I'm knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
2135
01:47:51,508 --> 01:47:56,948
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
2136
01:48:01,257 --> 01:48:06,218
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
2137
01:48:10,919 --> 01:48:16,272
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
2138
01:48:20,711 --> 01:48:25,934
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
2139
01:48:49,871 --> 01:48:55,006
♪ Mama put my guns
in the ground ♪
2140
01:48:59,576 --> 01:49:04,755
♪ I can't shoot them anymore ♪
2141
01:49:08,933 --> 01:49:14,635
♪ That long black
cloud is comin' down ♪
2142
01:49:18,943 --> 01:49:24,427
♪ Feels like I'm knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
2143
01:49:28,823 --> 01:49:34,263
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
2144
01:49:38,484 --> 01:49:43,577
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
2145
01:49:48,407 --> 01:49:53,499
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪
2146
01:49:58,243 --> 01:50:02,243
♪ Knock-knock-knockin'
on Heaven's door ♪