1 00:00:05,711 --> 00:00:10,411 Transcript by rogard custom-made for simonhawkins30. 2 00:00:12,211 --> 00:00:13,911 Enjoy.:-) 3 00:00:46,911 --> 00:00:48,254 Killer Klowns 4 00:00:48,354 --> 00:00:54,310 Killer Klowns from Outer Space 5 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,285 # "Killer Klowns 6 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:02,428 # P.T. Barnum said it so long ago 7 00:01:03,029 --> 00:01:04,631 # There's one born every minute 8 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,596 # Don't you know? 9 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:08,099 # Some make us laugh 10 00:01:08,116 --> 00:01:10,001 # Some make us cry 11 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:13,603 # These Klowns, honey, gonna make you die 12 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,454 # Everybody's running 13 00:01:15,554 --> 00:01:18,284 # When the circus comes into their town 14 00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:23,427 # Everybodys gunning for the likes 15 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:25,507 # Of the Killer Klowns. 16 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:28,654 #??? 17 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:38,556 # The ring master shouts "let the show begin", 18 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,113 # Send in the Klowns 19 00:01:40,213 --> 00:01:42,327 # Let them do you in. 20 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:43,899 # See a rubber nose 21 00:01:43,985 --> 00:01:45,767 # on a painted face 22 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:49,622 # Bringing genecide to the human race 23 00:01:49,722 --> 00:01:51,244 # Its time to take a ride 24 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:54,211 # On a nightmare merry go round 25 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:58,418 # You'll be dead on arrival 26 00:01:58,518 --> 00:02:01,544 # From the likes of the killer klowns 27 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,223 # From outer space 28 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,323 There's cotton candy in their hands... 29 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:11,970 Little son of a bitch. 30 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:18,860 Cops. 31 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,442 (Police officer) This is Mooney calling. 32 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,992 (radio) I hear you. What's going on? 33 00:02:25,778 --> 00:02:27,178 Nothing yet, Dave... 34 00:02:27,413 --> 00:02:30,007 ...but Friday night's just started. 35 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:35,377 I'm getting started across down at the park. Check in with you later. 36 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:37,339 (Radio DJ) That was a hot tune from The Doorman... 37 00:02:37,439 --> 00:02:39,072 ...but now we'll gonna slow it down a bit... 38 00:02:39,172 --> 00:02:43,022 ...for all you makeout artists at the "top of the world" 39 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:50,868 Give me a cold one. 40 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,099 Fine. 41 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:09,390 I am Jojo, the clown ice cream clown, with the bestest ice cream in town. 42 00:03:09,467 --> 00:03:12,037 We'll give you the stick, 43 00:03:12,137 --> 00:03:14,842 ...and you give it a lick that'll tickle you all the way down. 44 00:03:14,942 --> 00:03:16,412 Ice cream, ice cream. 45 00:03:16,412 --> 00:03:21,802 We brought it to make it easier for you, our tasty cream while you're through. 46 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:24,232 Let's take a break! 47 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:29,074 Cool off those hot lips with our tasty frozen fruity bars... 48 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:30,656 ...icy whiteys.. 49 00:03:30,756 --> 00:03:32,335 Fudgy wudgy bars... 50 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:36,116 ...and everyone's favorite frozen delight: The licker (liquor?) stick! 51 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,885 - Jeez, what the...? - Get outta here, you morons! 52 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:42,236 - Hey! Take your ice cream and get lost! - Oh yeah? 53 00:03:42,336 --> 00:03:45,486 (Girl) Shut it down, and turn the speaker off. 54 00:03:45,858 --> 00:03:47,073 (Girl) Now beat it, you jerk! 55 00:03:47,173 --> 00:03:50,497 So you don't want any ice cream? Well, you're not gettin' any! 56 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:53,199 We were getting it before you showed up. 57 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:56,589 Those guys... What the hell are they doing here? 58 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:59,117 Great idea, Paul. "Everybody loves ice cream." 59 00:03:59,217 --> 00:04:04,817 What do you mean? It was your idea. Hey. Why don't we just park here for a while? 60 00:04:06,145 --> 00:04:09,155 Hey...What are you guys trying to pull here? 61 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:11,885 We...we thought we'd park here for a while. 62 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,437 You said we could have all the ice cream we wanted 63 00:04:14,537 --> 00:04:16,669 ...but didn't say anything about parking. 64 00:04:16,769 --> 00:04:19,289 What kind of girls you think we are? 65 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:21,979 I told you they weren't that stupid. 66 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,810 - We want you to takes us home right now. - (Girl) Yeah. 67 00:04:24,910 --> 00:04:26,799 Take it easy... Keep your shirt on. 68 00:04:26,899 --> 00:04:28,719 Don't worry, we intend to. 69 00:04:32,171 --> 00:04:33,773 (Klown voice over speaker #1) Well, this worked out just great. 70 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:36,022 (Klown #2) Don't blame me. I didn't wanna come here. 71 00:04:36,122 --> 00:04:39,712 (#2) - Hey, why don't we try the drive in? (#1) - Oh, that's dumb. 72 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:41,912 Wait a minute. What's playing? 73 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:44,444 Knuckleheads. 74 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:46,199 Did you know those guys? 75 00:04:46,299 --> 00:04:48,434 These guys are my best friends from school. 76 00:04:48,534 --> 00:04:52,091 Whenever I wanna have a good time, I call Rich and Paul. 77 00:04:52,191 --> 00:04:54,361 A night out with those types... 78 00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:56,874 ...is a total adventure. 79 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:03,926 What am I talking about the Terenzio brothers for 80 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,502 I would much rather... 81 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:07,899 kissing you... 82 00:05:23,289 --> 00:05:24,779 This is great. 83 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,318 Yeah. 84 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,103 Oh, check that out! 85 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:42,189 - Did you see that? - Yes, I saw that. 86 00:05:42,289 --> 00:05:43,689 That was incredible. 87 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:51,474 (What the hell?!) 88 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:56,317 Did you see that little sky (thingy) zip down over there, Pooh? 89 00:05:59,258 --> 00:06:03,038 It is Halley's comet and it has landed in our backyard! 90 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,732 There's gonna be thousands of people! 91 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:10,172 Thousands of people will be comin. They're gonna have hot dogs. 92 00:06:10,269 --> 00:06:13,406 They're gonna have helicopters and airplanes... 93 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:14,973 ...and tacos. 94 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:18,125 This is our lucky day! 95 00:06:18,225 --> 00:06:21,703 We gonna be rich, Pooh. We gonna be rich. 96 00:06:22,281 --> 00:06:25,885 - Come on, let's go check it out. - Oh, c'mon. No way. 97 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:28,871 It's a waste of time. It's gotta be a thousand miles away. 98 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:30,238 Ruined our whole evening. 99 00:06:30,338 --> 00:06:32,539 Don't give me that. You saw how close it was. 100 00:06:32,639 --> 00:06:37,049 It landed right over the hill. That is not a thousand miles way. 101 00:06:37,463 --> 00:06:38,521 Come on. 102 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:41,824 You can find it, Mr. Adventure. 103 00:06:41,934 --> 00:06:45,154 Debbie, don't you want to finsih the champagne? 104 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:47,266 Take it with us. 105 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,564 Come on. 106 00:06:53,045 --> 00:06:54,034 Okay. 107 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,305 Pooh. 108 00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:57,646 Come on. 109 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,187 Attention, dog. Come on. 110 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:10,218 I'll be greased and fried... 111 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:14,750 What in blue blazes is a circus doing out in these parts? 112 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,929 I love the circus. 113 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:20,794 Come on. Maybe we can get us some free passes. 114 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:23,636 Come on, Pooh. 115 00:07:36,355 --> 00:07:39,925 I have never seen one that looked like this before. 116 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,202 I don't know, Pooh. 117 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:03,899 You know, there's something kind of peculiar round here. 118 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,014 Where is everybody? 119 00:08:06,752 --> 00:08:08,947 There ain't nobody around. 120 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:14,752 Where is the damn ticket booth? 121 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:21,358 How are we supposed to get in and see the show? 122 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:35,803 Pooh? 123 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,707 Pooh Bear? 124 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:41,849 Where is that dog? 125 00:08:57,436 --> 00:09:00,236 Somethin' funny is happenin' round here. 126 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:03,708 What in tarnation's goin' on here? 127 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:13,349 Where is my dog? 128 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,560 Where is my Pooh Bear? 129 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:21,192 I'll tear this thing apart with my bare hands! 130 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:32,701 This thing is wired. 131 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:53,181 Police station 132 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:58,078 (Door bangs open. Cop) Get in there! 133 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,658 What's going on, Curt? 134 00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:04,900 Same old shit. 135 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:07,886 I got 'em boozin' it up in the park. 136 00:10:07,986 --> 00:10:12,345 We were just walking through the park on our way to the dorm. We had a bottle of wine. 137 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,982 It's a beautiful night. We were walking around. We didn't do nothing. 138 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,784 - You guys go to the college, right? - Yeah, right. 139 00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:21,215 So why don't you just stay there and do your drinking on the campus? 140 00:10:21,315 --> 00:10:22,522 Why do you have to come into town? 141 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,624 Come on... We live in this town, too. 142 00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:27,093 I mean, we don't have to just stay on campus. 143 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:28,455 Yeah... 144 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,330 And it's scum like you that is killing this town. 145 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:32,747 Come on, Curt! 146 00:10:32,847 --> 00:10:34,846 Come on. Just take it easy! 147 00:10:34,946 --> 00:10:37,103 What's the matter with you, Dave? 148 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,863 You got a thing for these little boys? 149 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,800 Empty your pockets! 150 00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:46,212 - We just had a little wine. What's the problem? - You're the problem, you little shit! 151 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,179 Just lighten up, Mooney. Just lighten up. 152 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:53,486 Back off, Dave. Open container, public intoxication, littering, 153 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:56,188 disturbing the peace, resisting arrest... 154 00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:58,051 These kids are history. 155 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,774 Unless you wanna rewrite the laws, Mr. Police Academy. 156 00:11:01,874 --> 00:11:04,713 Look, you got this problem with my training, I don't care... 157 00:11:04,813 --> 00:11:06,377 ...but if you bring someone into this station, 158 00:11:06,477 --> 00:11:07,849 I don't wanna see you beat 'em up. 159 00:11:07,949 --> 00:11:11,685 Now if you're gonna fuck 'em, do it according to procedure, or I swear, Kurt... 160 00:11:11,785 --> 00:11:14,507 ...you and that badge of yours will be history. 161 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,987 Tell you what's gonna be history - 162 00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:19,875 These kids. 163 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:21,514 Now get them in there. 164 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:24,014 - Get in there! - (Dave) Shit. 165 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,335 It looks that we have to walk from here. 166 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,066 Let's see. 167 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:55,357 (mock indian voice) If instinct serve chief correct... 168 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,538 ...path lie... 169 00:11:58,684 --> 00:11:59,673 ...that way. 170 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,445 We must travel many moons... 171 00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:04,551 Many... 172 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,988 ...many moons. Many... 173 00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:11,956 (Girl) Enough already with the moons. 174 00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:15,401 Lead the way, Chief Running-At-The-Mouth. 175 00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:31,814 Holy shit! 176 00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:35,588 (Boy)That's not a shooting star. It looks like a-- 177 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,158 (Girl)...circus tent. 178 00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:39,759 What does a circus tent all the way out here? 179 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:42,029 Pretty bad location for a show. 180 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,908 Something is wrong. This doesn't feel right. 181 00:12:45,008 --> 00:12:47,112 Well, weren't we looking for the shooting star? 182 00:12:47,212 --> 00:12:49,314 Come on, this looks neat. Let's check this out. 183 00:12:49,414 --> 00:12:50,380 No. 184 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,370 Let's go. I've seen enough. 185 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:54,037 Come on, Deb. 186 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:58,831 I want to take a closer look. You can stay here. 187 00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,067 Alone? 188 00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:03,399 Would you be more scared if you came with me... 189 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,466 ...or if I left you here? 190 00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:09,754 If you left me here. Let's go. 191 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:20,557 Come on. Come on. 192 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,896 Okay, okay. I'm coming. 193 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:34,092 (Boy) Come on, let's check this out. 194 00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:35,807 No, Mike. 195 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:37,640 We'd better not. 196 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:41,230 Deb, You'll gonna love this. Don't be a baby. 197 00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:57,905 (Deb) This is bizarre. 198 00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:00,430 What kind of circus is this? 199 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:04,392 It is that new wave European circus, Cirque Fantastique." 200 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,847 (mock scary voice) Hurry, hurry. Step right up. 201 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,062 See the Circus Bizarro. 202 00:14:10,162 --> 00:14:12,466 Come one, come all. Step right up, little lady. 203 00:14:12,566 --> 00:14:14,687 Do not be shy. Do not be stupid. 204 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,801 Come see the incredible Miss 50-50... 205 00:14:16,901 --> 00:14:20,401 ...Half man, half woman... The perfect double date. 206 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,674 Yes. That's my little lady. 207 00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:25,698 Step right up here and see Gumbo, the toothless elephant. 208 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:29,015 Or right over here, we've got Belinda, the bulimic wonder. 209 00:14:29,115 --> 00:14:32,705 Watch here binge and purge before your very eyes. (Laughs) 210 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,638 Mike, keep it down. Somebody'll catch us. 211 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,877 God, is this place great or what? 212 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:41,310 It looks as if it was decorated by Clowns'R'Us. 213 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:43,809 I don't know. 214 00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:48,678 So how much further do you want to go? 215 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:53,192 Let's go til the end of the aisle, where these doors are. 216 00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:54,335 Come on. 217 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,765 (Suspenseful music) 218 00:15:11,116 --> 00:15:13,018 (buttons make funny noises) 219 00:15:17,323 --> 00:15:19,143 (door wooshes) (Mike) Woah! 220 00:15:19,859 --> 00:15:22,449 (threatening digital music, fanfares) 221 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,956 This is not a fun house 222 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:33,522 Not a circus either. 223 00:15:38,484 --> 00:15:40,984 (Lightning buzzes) (Deb shrieks) 224 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:42,930 What? 225 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:45,870 I don't believe this. 226 00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:49,481 - (Mike) What is it, a nuclear plant? - (Deb) No. 227 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:51,121 - A missile silo? - No. 228 00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:54,914 - A military base? - No! (shrieks again) 229 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,974 - (Deb) The shooting star! - What are you talking about? 230 00:16:04,074 --> 00:16:06,663 The shooting star we went to look for, we are in it. 231 00:16:06,763 --> 00:16:08,968 (No audible noise, suspenseful music) 232 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,262 What was that? 233 00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:11,929 I don't know... 234 00:16:12,399 --> 00:16:14,399 (Slow footsteps approaching) 235 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,242 ...but it's coming this way. 236 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:17,434 Here. Come on. 237 00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:38,064 ( all Mike) Look at this place. 238 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,225 It smells like candy. 239 00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:48,207 You know, I do not know what we saw out there before, but... 240 00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:51,037 this looks like a cotton candy factory. 241 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:53,705 Yeah! 242 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:58,317 This must be where they hang them to dry before they ship the stuff out. 243 00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,817 (Deb) No, it is not. 244 00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:03,555 I've never seen anything like this before, have you? 245 00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:04,644 No. 246 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,993 Well that's because nobody has. 247 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,253 I do not believe in UFOs... 248 00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:16,131 ...but if they do exist, then we are trapped in one right now. 249 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:19,805 Will you just calm down? There's gotta be a logical explanation for this. 250 00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:22,145 This isn't what you think it is. 251 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,905 Nobody stores cotton candy like this. 252 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,515 What are you talking about? (banging in background) Of course it is. 253 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:30,604 Look. 254 00:17:30,996 --> 00:17:32,046 (Deb shrieking) 255 00:17:35,819 --> 00:17:39,109 (suspenseful music) (electronic dripping noises) 256 00:18:06,832 --> 00:18:10,892 (levers make gargling and weird noises) (machinery revving) 257 00:18:13,471 --> 00:18:14,771 Joe Lombardo! 258 00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:17,001 (loud clanking) (faster music) 259 00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:27,969 This way! 260 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,199 (music gets even faster) 261 00:18:34,299 --> 00:18:36,539 (gun or Klown makes weird noise) 262 00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:42,396 (popcorn makes whirring noises) 263 00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:49,073 - (Mike) Are you OK? - (Deb) I think so. 264 00:18:49,173 --> 00:18:50,150 Come on. 265 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,331 (Deb) Popcorn? Why Popcorn? 266 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:54,881 Because they're clowns, that's why. 267 00:18:55,798 --> 00:19:00,138 (menacing circus music) (Klowns talking in high-pitched voices) 268 00:19:08,739 --> 00:19:10,349 (music changes to slow) 269 00:19:12,575 --> 00:19:16,215 (suddenly "dog" starts barking) (triumphant fanfares) 270 00:19:19,395 --> 00:19:20,895 (constantly barking) 271 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:30,859 Mike, get me of here! 272 00:19:32,013 --> 00:19:33,013 (sniffing) 273 00:19:36,277 --> 00:19:37,277 (howling) 274 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:40,266 Hurry, they're coming! (engine starts) 275 00:19:43,036 --> 00:19:44,298 (Big thump, hissing) 276 00:19:44,398 --> 00:19:45,588 (Tires squealing) 277 00:19:46,766 --> 00:19:48,524 (Klown growling, impact noise) (Deb screaming) 278 00:19:48,624 --> 00:19:51,124 (Klown growling, Deb screaming) 279 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,523 (Deb) We have to tell the police. 280 00:20:12,623 --> 00:20:14,529 (Mike) Oh yeah, we'll go right into the station and tell them there's a bunch of clowns... 281 00:20:14,629 --> 00:20:17,465 ...running around in the hills and killing you with cotton candy? 282 00:20:17,565 --> 00:20:21,132 I have a friend there. I know he'll believe us. 283 00:20:21,232 --> 00:20:24,452 I do not know, Deb. I wouldn't even believe us. 284 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:27,081 Crescent Cove - 5 miles 285 00:20:31,248 --> 00:20:34,248 (electronic guitar music) 286 00:20:34,732 --> 00:20:36,232 Come brother. 287 00:20:49,152 --> 00:20:51,152 (80ies synthipop) 288 00:20:59,552 --> 00:21:00,812 (Tires screaching) 289 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,422 What the hell? 290 00:21:06,012 --> 00:21:07,202 (Tires, car horn) 291 00:21:07,779 --> 00:21:09,739 (rattling, glass shattering) 292 00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:15,256 Dave! Oh my God! Something horrible has happened! 293 00:21:15,356 --> 00:21:18,057 - Somebody has been killed! - Wait a second, Debbie. What happened? 294 00:21:18,157 --> 00:21:20,292 You've gotta help us! We've gotta do something! 2 people dead! 295 00:21:20,392 --> 00:21:21,357 Who, Debbie, who's dead? 296 00:21:21,457 --> 00:21:23,865 - Joe Lombardo. He's dead. - And some old man, too. 297 00:21:23,965 --> 00:21:25,400 Wait a second, guys. Are you sure about this? 298 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:29,269 Yes, you idiot! They were hanging there wrapped up in these cotton candy things... 299 00:21:29,369 --> 00:21:31,151 ...these... cocoons. 300 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,281 - Cocoons? - Yes, cocoons. 301 00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:36,607 - (Deb) You know, cocoons. - Alright everybody, calm down. 302 00:21:36,707 --> 00:21:38,797 Look Debbie, come inside and explain this to me. 303 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:44,917 I'd like to help you, but before I can I got to understand what's going on here myself. 304 00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:53,700 Drugstore 305 00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:58,807 (Girl approaching) I really need this new makeup. 306 00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:01,019 - Okay, I'll buy some over there at the drugstore. - (Girl #2) Good. 307 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,709 (Girl #1) Okay? And then we'll go on. 308 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:06,479 Oh, look. 309 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,452 (whispers) Cute. 310 00:22:20,951 --> 00:22:22,674 (Klown growls, unintelligible) 311 00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:24,034 Alright, sit down. 312 00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:27,146 Let's start from the beginning. 313 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,698 Okay. We were at The Top of the World... 314 00:22:30,798 --> 00:22:34,319 ...and then we saw that shooting star and we decided to go look for it. 315 00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:38,056 But instead of finding the shooting star, we saw this circus tent. 316 00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:40,906 And that's when we went inside and that is where we saw those people... 317 00:22:41,006 --> 00:22:43,596 ...in those pink cotton candy cocoons. 318 00:22:43,895 --> 00:22:47,199 (Deb) Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was something else. 319 00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:49,067 - What? What? - (Mike) It was a spaceship, 320 00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:51,715 ...and there were these things, these- these killer clowns... 321 00:22:51,815 --> 00:22:55,595 ...and then they shot popcorn at us. We barely escaped. 322 00:22:57,642 --> 00:23:00,270 Killer clowns from outer space? 323 00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:02,446 Holy shit. 324 00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:05,851 Dave, we are telling you the truth. You gotta believe us. 325 00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:07,452 Let me tell you something, honey. 326 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:10,389 I was just over there. There's nothing goin' on. 327 00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:13,025 Excuse me please, but we are talking to Dave. 328 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:16,928 Now just hold on a second, Mooney.They say that some people are dead. Let's hear them out. 329 00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:18,154 Alright, Dave... 330 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,053 Okay. 331 00:23:20,198 --> 00:23:22,029 Clowns, cotton candy... 332 00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:23,794 ...flying popcorn. 333 00:23:24,035 --> 00:23:27,406 Go ahead. Let us make fools out of the police department. 334 00:23:27,506 --> 00:23:28,571 I told you I was just over there! 335 00:23:28,671 --> 00:23:30,642 Are you gonna believe me or this little this little tramp? 336 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,107 Come on, Mooney! 337 00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:34,701 I'm handling this, alright? 338 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:41,044 Alright, Debbie, who is your friend? 339 00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:43,488 (Deb) Mike. We go to school together. 340 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:46,458 You two were On Top of the World together? 341 00:23:47,025 --> 00:23:47,925 Yeah. 342 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,320 I know you, you little fart. 343 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,493 You hang out with the Terenzi brothers. 344 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,566 Clowns? I get it. 345 00:23:58,069 --> 00:23:59,616 Another one of their stupid stunts 346 00:23:59,716 --> 00:24:03,342 ...to sell ice cream from that goddamn truck that hoodlums run around in. 347 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,210 Well, now I really believe this. 348 00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:07,195 You better go now, Dave, 349 00:24:07,295 --> 00:24:08,994 ...before the clowns take over, huh? 350 00:24:09,094 --> 00:24:11,229 And when you get back from savin' the world, 351 00:24:11,329 --> 00:24:16,186 ...I want a full written report so I can give it to the chief when he comes back on Monday morning. 352 00:24:16,286 --> 00:24:17,356 (laughs sarcastically) 353 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,891 Look, everything happened just the way we said. 354 00:24:19,991 --> 00:24:21,626 We are telling you the truth! 355 00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:24,386 Alright, alright. You two come with me. 356 00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:25,847 - (Mooney laughing) - (Dave) Come on. 357 00:24:25,947 --> 00:24:29,534 (ironically) Hurry up, Dave. Don't let 'em get away... 358 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,067 Go ahead, Dave... 359 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,234 Make a dummy out of yourself! 360 00:24:35,373 --> 00:24:38,103 But you're not making a dummy out of me. 361 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,992 (Dave) You, in the back. 362 00:25:00,169 --> 00:25:02,059 (Merry puppet theater tune) 363 00:25:29,616 --> 00:25:32,626 (no audible dialog) (muted squeaking noises) 364 00:25:40,925 --> 00:25:42,925 (electronic warp sound) 365 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:45,459 (laughing loudly) 366 00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:51,488 (laughing ceases) 367 00:25:55,505 --> 00:25:57,605 (Boy) Uh...oh! (crashing noise) 368 00:26:00,096 --> 00:26:02,686 (electronic whirring) (Boy screaming)) 369 00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:07,231 (diabolical laughter) 370 00:26:10,386 --> 00:26:12,003 (Klown talk, unintelligible) 371 00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:13,331 Uh...excuse me... 372 00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:15,445 (Shopkeeper) Oh, my... 373 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,239 How can I help you? 374 00:26:21,815 --> 00:26:22,935 (unintelligible) 375 00:26:24,171 --> 00:26:26,621 (crashing noise) (Shopkeeper) Oh no! 376 00:26:36,979 --> 00:26:37,979 (clanking) 377 00:26:50,721 --> 00:26:51,721 (crash, bang) 378 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,859 (Dave) Alright, I'm going up there and check this out. 379 00:26:54,959 --> 00:26:56,448 First I'm taking you home. 380 00:26:56,548 --> 00:27:00,886 No way. I'm going up there with you. You can't tell me what to do. 381 00:27:00,986 --> 00:27:02,420 Debbie, just listen to me, will you? 382 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,456 I don't have to listen to you. 383 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:07,058 (Deb) You're not my boyfriend any more, alright? 384 00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:09,861 (Dave) That's true. I'm not your boyfriend any more. 385 00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:12,230 That doesn't change the way I feel for you, Debbie 386 00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:13,854 (Deb) Dave, please. 387 00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:16,233 Don't do this to me. 388 00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:18,570 Alright Debbie, you got a choice. 389 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:22,055 You either go home or I take you back to the station and lock you up for safety. 390 00:27:22,155 --> 00:27:25,144 - (Dave) How's that? - (Deb sighs) 391 00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:26,241 (doorbell) 392 00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:28,601 (distorted) Pizza. 393 00:27:29,341 --> 00:27:31,021 (rock music) (Girl) Oh... 394 00:27:31,549 --> 00:27:33,490 - (Girl) Pizza. - (Klown) Uh-huh. 395 00:27:33,590 --> 00:27:34,710 (Klown laughing) 396 00:27:34,935 --> 00:27:35,935 (Boo!) 397 00:27:40,091 --> 00:27:42,891 (electronic whirring) (maniacal laughter) 398 00:27:50,855 --> 00:27:52,604 - (Woman) Oh? - (Klown mumbling) 399 00:27:52,704 --> 00:27:53,966 (Woman) For me? 400 00:27:58,743 --> 00:28:00,540 Aww Jim, is this from you? 401 00:28:01,118 --> 00:28:02,118 (huh?) 402 00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:05,400 (growls) 403 00:28:10,070 --> 00:28:11,270 (engine stops) 404 00:28:11,489 --> 00:28:12,683 Look, Debbie... 405 00:28:13,091 --> 00:28:15,541 May I please speak to Mike outside? 406 00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:18,620 Right. Sure. 407 00:28:19,998 --> 00:28:20,965 Thank you. 408 00:28:29,941 --> 00:28:33,581 - Your old boyfriend? This is great. - You come here? 409 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,816 Probably taking me on top of the hill and shoot me. 410 00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:39,963 Well, don't worry about Dave. 411 00:28:40,063 --> 00:28:42,793 It's those clowns who gotta worry about. 412 00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:47,341 Listen, as soon as you guys leave here, I'm gonna follow you up there. 413 00:28:47,441 --> 00:28:51,296 You're gonna follow us up there? Debbie, I don't even wanna go up there! 414 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,713 Listen, you stay inside the house and keep the door locked. 415 00:28:53,813 --> 00:28:56,683 I'll be back in a little bit and chipper. 416 00:28:57,435 --> 00:28:58,424 Okay? 417 00:29:00,171 --> 00:29:01,103 You better. 418 00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:12,806 It's good timing. 419 00:29:28,853 --> 00:29:30,113 (tires screaching) 420 00:29:35,066 --> 00:29:37,936 (cheesy shop music) (banging and crashing) 421 00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:10,324 (loud sneezing) 422 00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:20,143 Wait a minute. 423 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:22,679 Where is it? 424 00:30:23,021 --> 00:30:26,103 - Yeah, that's what I'd like to know. - It was right there where that hole is. 425 00:30:26,203 --> 00:30:28,321 (Dave) So you're saying the hole is where the tent was? 426 00:30:28,421 --> 00:30:29,360 The tent made that hole? 427 00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:32,244 Yes! It was there. Look, we saw it. That's a fact. 428 00:30:32,344 --> 00:30:34,079 I tell you what the facts are, mister! 429 00:30:34,179 --> 00:30:36,679 You said people are being killed. Now, where are the bodies? 430 00:30:36,779 --> 00:30:40,086 I don't know! I saw Joe Lombardo dead. I can only tell you what I think I saw. 431 00:30:40,186 --> 00:30:41,718 Oh, so now you just think you saw? 432 00:30:41,818 --> 00:30:44,725 No, I know what I saw! I just can't prove it. My proof is gone. 433 00:30:44,825 --> 00:30:46,505 Yeah right. Turn around. 434 00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:47,512 (painful) 435 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,964 (Dave) Mooney was right, got nothing better to do but causing problems. 436 00:30:51,064 --> 00:30:54,886 - You'll not gonna get away with it this time. - Away with what? Debbie saw it too. 437 00:30:54,986 --> 00:30:56,454 Yes, she did, didn't she? 438 00:30:56,554 --> 00:30:58,112 - Ow! - Come on. 439 00:30:59,571 --> 00:31:00,571 (load roaring) 440 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,309 - Eddie, is that a new bike you got? (Girl)- What's happened, Spike? 441 00:31:06,409 --> 00:31:07,879 ( big engine revving) 442 00:31:11,255 --> 00:31:12,725 (Klown humming along) 443 00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:15,953 (derisive laughter) 444 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:18,959 Wooh! 445 00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:22,507 Big Bad Jojo comin' into town. (laughing) 446 00:31:23,514 --> 00:31:26,017 - Watch this, babe. - Is that bike too big for you? 447 00:31:26,117 --> 00:31:27,584 Patty! 448 00:31:29,630 --> 00:31:30,630 (all laughing) 449 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,829 - Mean bike you got there. - (bikers) Yeah. 450 00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:37,050 Can I take a ride? 451 00:31:37,695 --> 00:31:38,595 Pal? 452 00:31:38,916 --> 00:31:41,633 -(Klown refuses) - (bikers) Aww, you can't take a ride... 453 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,257 Can I beep the horn? 454 00:31:46,804 --> 00:31:48,834 Oh, thank you! (mock laughter) 455 00:31:50,902 --> 00:31:53,282 (roaring laughter) (crashing sound) 456 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:58,343 He should've let the man ride his bike. (laughter) 457 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,500 (horn tooting) 458 00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:03,700 I'm sorry. (all laughing) 459 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,155 I seem to have broken your bike. 460 00:32:07,417 --> 00:32:09,097 (Klown makes sad noises) 461 00:32:09,869 --> 00:32:10,869 (woosh) 462 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:13,039 Where did he go? (woosh) 463 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:17,250 (Klown) Badaboo. Badaboo! 464 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:21,980 (all laughing) 465 00:32:25,134 --> 00:32:26,878 (Klown laughing maliciously) 466 00:32:26,978 --> 00:32:30,408 (biker) What are you gonna do, knock my block off? 467 00:32:30,447 --> 00:32:32,757 (snapping noise) (Girls screaming) 468 00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:34,006 Damn! 469 00:32:35,653 --> 00:32:37,555 Come on, let's get out of here! (engines starting) 470 00:32:37,655 --> 00:32:40,191 - (biker) Come on, guys! - (biker girl) Get out of here! 471 00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:41,791 (distorted laughter) 472 00:32:45,988 --> 00:32:46,988 (low growl) 473 00:32:49,567 --> 00:32:52,170 Here is more ketchup for your french fries. 474 00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:56,218 No here is more ketchup. I want you to sit still and eat your hamburger. 475 00:32:56,318 --> 00:32:58,576 You know, this isn't as much fun as it used to be. 476 00:32:58,676 --> 00:33:01,196 (laughs) It is if you're the winners. 477 00:33:05,573 --> 00:33:08,093 (shperical music) (no audible dialog) 478 00:33:38,675 --> 00:33:40,355 (music becomes menacing) 479 00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:03,343 (Mother) Back here, young lady. 480 00:34:03,443 --> 00:34:06,338 You're not going anywhere 'till you've finished your food. 481 00:34:06,438 --> 00:34:10,438 (disappointed growl) 482 00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:27,684 What's going on? 483 00:34:39,748 --> 00:34:40,938 (thrilling music) 484 00:36:11,769 --> 00:36:12,959 Alright, get out. 485 00:36:16,874 --> 00:36:18,034 Turn around. 486 00:36:18,476 --> 00:36:20,044 What are you doing, man? 487 00:36:20,144 --> 00:36:21,623 You're not gonna hit me, are you? 488 00:36:21,723 --> 00:36:23,081 Just turn around, pal. Alright. 489 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:28,011 - Look, I'm sorry about Debbie, I didn't know... - Just drop it, Mike! 490 00:36:31,255 --> 00:36:32,347 Check this out. 491 00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:34,986 That's the stuff! 492 00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:38,444 That's the stuff I told you about that was wrapped all around Lombardo. 493 00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:41,833 - Where did you get that? - In that jeep over there. 494 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,098 That's McReed's jeep. 495 00:36:43,198 --> 00:36:45,002 - Who's McReed? - Bob McReed. 496 00:36:45,102 --> 00:36:46,938 He was up here tonight with me and Debbie. 497 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,578 Those are his glasses. 498 00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:50,903 They got him. He's dead. 499 00:36:55,996 --> 00:36:56,996 (chuckles) 500 00:37:03,036 --> 00:37:04,086 (Phone ringing) 501 00:37:05,756 --> 00:37:07,573 Crescent Cove Police Station, Mooney speaking. 502 00:37:07,673 --> 00:37:09,407 I want to report an altercation. 503 00:37:09,507 --> 00:37:11,675 Wait a minute. Calm down, I can't understand you. 504 00:37:11,775 --> 00:37:13,045 (Women on phone) - Clowns! - What? 505 00:37:13,145 --> 00:37:15,666 are at my front door and destroying my property! 506 00:37:15,766 --> 00:37:19,917 Clowns, huh, and now they're at your front door. 507 00:37:20,017 --> 00:37:21,652 are at my front door right now! 508 00:37:21,752 --> 00:37:25,392 - Wait. Who is this? - Could you just come over here? 509 00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:28,674 Stupid kids and their pranks... 510 00:37:30,745 --> 00:37:31,745 (annoyed sigh) 511 00:37:33,284 --> 00:37:34,774 Rich little bastards. 512 00:37:35,886 --> 00:37:37,581 They shoot 'em all. 513 00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:42,084 Daddy sends them to fancy schools... 514 00:37:43,227 --> 00:37:46,867 ...so the police department can babysit them. Pricks. 515 00:37:51,666 --> 00:37:52,716 (phone ringing) 516 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,230 Police Station. Mooney speaking. Yup. 517 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:00,535 Hello, Curt? 518 00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:04,273 I think I have a bit of a problem here. 519 00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:10,882 (Phone ringing) Wait a moment. 520 00:38:11,822 --> 00:38:13,992 This is not you too, Mr. Myers. 521 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,178 Police Station. Mooney here. What? 522 00:38:18,278 --> 00:38:22,767 (Man) - took my wife... The clowns... - They took your wife away in a balloon? 523 00:38:22,867 --> 00:38:26,787 Well, you don't need the police. You need a psychiatrist! 524 00:38:28,105 --> 00:38:29,367 Mr. Myers? 525 00:38:29,490 --> 00:38:30,709 (shop music through the phone) 526 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,543 (Yelling on the phone) (Line goes dead) 527 00:38:32,643 --> 00:38:36,423 The Terenzi brothers and the whole town are in on this? 528 00:38:37,915 --> 00:38:40,042 Well, to hell with 'em all. 529 00:38:44,555 --> 00:38:46,190 If you want to play games... 530 00:38:46,290 --> 00:38:48,880 ...you're messing with the wrong guy. 531 00:38:49,048 --> 00:38:51,848 (roaring engine) (fast synthi-rock music) 532 00:38:57,843 --> 00:38:59,523 (roaring, then laughter) 533 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:01,635 Jesus! No! 534 00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:04,364 Oh no! Come on, Joe, get going! 535 00:39:07,923 --> 00:39:09,603 (crash, tires squealing) 536 00:39:10,648 --> 00:39:11,637 God! 537 00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:13,333 (growling) 538 00:39:14,084 --> 00:39:15,344 (tires screaching) 539 00:39:23,153 --> 00:39:25,323 Woaaaah! (crash, breaking glass) 540 00:39:29,530 --> 00:39:31,230 (banging, explosion) 541 00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:33,521 (fire burning) 542 00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:42,210 (mean laughter) 543 00:39:46,286 --> 00:39:47,786 (water running) 544 00:40:15,979 --> 00:40:17,479 (rubbery noises) 545 00:40:44,352 --> 00:40:45,852 (pop corns twitter) 546 00:41:04,748 --> 00:41:06,248 (menacing music) 547 00:41:17,570 --> 00:41:18,570 (man grunts) 548 00:41:30,215 --> 00:41:31,615 (loud twitter) 549 00:41:42,441 --> 00:41:43,441 (continues) 550 00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:54,927 - (Twitter) - Aahh! 551 00:41:57,091 --> 00:41:58,591 (Screaming continues) 552 00:41:59,783 --> 00:42:02,764 I'll call the state police up in Marlborough. They got a lab. 553 00:42:02,864 --> 00:42:05,333 Maybe somebody up there can tell us what this stuff this. 554 00:42:05,433 --> 00:42:07,758 It is not cotton candy, that's for sure. 555 00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:11,148 Yes. Finally. That's what I've been telling you. 556 00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:16,756 Look, I'm sorry I've been a little tough on you back there. 557 00:42:16,767 --> 00:42:18,758 It's been a hard night. 558 00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:22,686 Having Debbie involved just makes it a lot more difficult. 559 00:42:22,786 --> 00:42:24,421 What can I say? I didn't know... 560 00:42:24,521 --> 00:42:27,741 It has nothing to do with you, really. It's me. 561 00:42:28,078 --> 00:42:31,158 Obviously she goes for laughs, not stability. 562 00:42:33,386 --> 00:42:34,576 (bus approaching) 563 00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:37,916 (Sunshine charters and tours) 564 00:42:43,164 --> 00:42:44,284 (Klown) Yoo-hoo. 565 00:42:48,318 --> 00:42:50,318 (circus music) 566 00:42:58,256 --> 00:42:59,756 (audience) Ahh! Oh! 567 00:43:02,071 --> 00:43:03,042 Boo! 568 00:43:03,142 --> 00:43:04,239 Oh my God. 569 00:43:07,118 --> 00:43:08,728 (audience) That's funny. 570 00:43:10,118 --> 00:43:11,118 (low growl) 571 00:43:12,281 --> 00:43:14,281 (laughing) 572 00:43:18,709 --> 00:43:20,209 (elephant noise) 573 00:43:24,137 --> 00:43:26,637 (mean laughter) 574 00:43:29,572 --> 00:43:31,602 (pleasingly surprised) Oh! Ah! 575 00:43:34,009 --> 00:43:36,509 ("Stars and Stripes forever") 576 00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:40,564 Just drop me off here. I'll take the bus home. 577 00:43:40,664 --> 00:43:44,094 No way. You are the one who has seen these things. 578 00:43:45,022 --> 00:43:46,912 Look! A clown! Right there! 579 00:43:49,534 --> 00:43:50,584 (oriental tune) 580 00:43:50,928 --> 00:43:53,380 There he is, I told you. You get out there and shoot him? 581 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,699 -Get him, Dave! - Mike, just hang on. 582 00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:57,922 Calm down. Let me check this out. 583 00:43:58,022 --> 00:44:01,452 (oriental tune continues) (audience humming along) 584 00:44:04,347 --> 00:44:05,467 (Klown laughing) 585 00:44:06,908 --> 00:44:07,958 (music changes) 586 00:44:08,504 --> 00:44:09,624 (audience gasps) 587 00:44:12,031 --> 00:44:13,081 (gulp) (screams) 588 00:44:13,851 --> 00:44:16,651 - (Mike) Holy shit! - I don't believe it. 589 00:44:18,087 --> 00:44:21,237 (Screaming and Moaning from inside the shadow) 590 00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:26,334 - Dave, run him down! - Mike, let go! Mike! 591 00:44:28,567 --> 00:44:29,897 (Maniacal laughter) 592 00:44:30,579 --> 00:44:32,747 (crash)588 593 00:44:32,847 --> 00:44:34,338 What are you doing buddy? 594 00:44:34,438 --> 00:44:37,134 Sorry. I freaked out a little bit. 595 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:38,998 Where is he? 596 00:44:47,618 --> 00:44:49,142 I don't know. 597 00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:51,170 I don't see him anywhere. 598 00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:54,390 He's gone. 599 00:44:55,325 --> 00:44:56,758 He went straight up. 600 00:44:58,095 --> 00:44:59,426 I've seen enough. 601 00:45:00,597 --> 00:45:03,300 One Baker five. Curt, do you read me? Over. 602 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,130 One Baker five. This is Mooney speaking. 603 00:45:06,970 --> 00:45:08,888 I was a little worried about you. 604 00:45:08,988 --> 00:45:12,409 I thought the big bad clowns got a hold of you. Over. 605 00:45:12,509 --> 00:45:14,961 Mooney, I want you to listen to me and don't say anything. 606 00:45:15,061 --> 00:45:16,727 I want you to call the state police and get help. 607 00:45:16,827 --> 00:45:20,327 There are clowns and they are killing people. Over. 608 00:45:20,617 --> 00:45:22,265 Okay, let me get this straight. 609 00:45:22,365 --> 00:45:25,367 You say there are clowns and you've seen them. 610 00:45:25,467 --> 00:45:29,586 Okay, Dave, that's it. Screw you and your college friends. 611 00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:32,076 I've had enough from you and from everybody else. 612 00:45:32,176 --> 00:45:36,583 I know what you guys are trying to do: Break me down, drive me out of the force. 613 00:45:36,683 --> 00:45:39,417 Well, it's gonna take a hell of a lot more than a lame prank like this... 614 00:45:39,517 --> 00:45:41,820 to get Curtis Mooney to throw in his badge. 615 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,601 So fuck you! Over. 616 00:45:45,175 --> 00:45:48,712 - (Mike) Aww shit! - Mooney, this is an emergency. Mooney! 617 00:45:48,812 --> 00:45:52,164 He cut me off. That son of a bitch cut me off! 618 00:45:52,264 --> 00:45:53,897 I gotta- I gotta get back to the station. 619 00:45:53,997 --> 00:45:57,905 I don't know what I gotta say, but I have to get through to state police. 620 00:45:58,005 --> 00:45:59,056 (women screaming) 621 00:45:59,156 --> 00:46:01,136 - Get the truck! - And the girls? 622 00:46:01,236 --> 00:46:03,143 Forget about the girls. They eat too much. 623 00:46:03,243 --> 00:46:06,444 - It is our ice cream! - So what? The truck 's getting away! 624 00:46:06,544 --> 00:46:08,821 Those aren't killer clowns, those are theTerenzi brothers. 625 00:46:08,921 --> 00:46:09,811 The Terenzi brothers? 626 00:46:09,911 --> 00:46:13,270 Get back to the station, radio for help. I'll catch up with my friends and warn them. 627 00:46:13,370 --> 00:46:15,884 Alright, tell everyone to stay indoors and don't do anything stupid. 628 00:46:15,984 --> 00:46:16,962 You too. 629 00:46:22,324 --> 00:46:23,824 (crash) 630 00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:25,683 - You idiot! - Oh, shit. 631 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:28,368 - Don't yell at me. You were driving. - So now it's my fault? 632 00:46:28,468 --> 00:46:32,704 - This whole ice cream thing was your idea. - My idea? You said we would have girls this way. 633 00:46:32,804 --> 00:46:33,870 No I didn't. You did. 634 00:46:33,970 --> 00:46:35,370 - You did. - You did. 635 00:46:38,896 --> 00:46:40,557 Hey Rich! Paul! 636 00:46:40,664 --> 00:46:42,616 Oh man, am I glad to see you guys. 637 00:46:42,716 --> 00:46:44,516 Mike, how're you doin'? You want some ice cream? We got-- 638 00:46:44,616 --> 00:46:47,385 No man, listen. Something horrible's happened. I need your help. 639 00:46:47,485 --> 00:46:48,888 - What are you talking about? - What's wrong? 640 00:46:48,988 --> 00:46:53,958 There is no time to explain. There's clowns goin' around killing people. 641 00:46:53,985 --> 00:46:54,965 (both) Uh-huh. 642 00:46:55,049 --> 00:46:57,762 Tonight, Debbie and I were up on The Top of the World... 643 00:46:57,862 --> 00:47:00,199 ...and we found this spaceship and we saw these... 644 00:47:00,299 --> 00:47:02,702 clowns and they were carrying these... cotton candy cocoons... 645 00:47:02,802 --> 00:47:06,123 and they were shooting these.. these... popcorn guns. 646 00:47:06,223 --> 00:47:08,292 There is a circus tent-spaceship, right? 647 00:47:08,392 --> 00:47:11,829 But it's not there any more but we were there and we saw the whole thing. 648 00:47:11,929 --> 00:47:14,314 And they say we're crazy. So? 649 00:47:14,414 --> 00:47:16,513 Oh come on, you guys. I am not foolin' around! 650 00:47:16,613 --> 00:47:19,682 Mike, what do you want us to do? We have ice cream to sell tonight. 651 00:47:19,782 --> 00:47:21,505 Paul, this is more important than selling ice cream. 652 00:47:21,605 --> 00:47:24,374 There's clowns goin' around killing people. We're all in danger. 653 00:47:24,474 --> 00:47:26,577 Well, we have not sold much ice cream tonight. 654 00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,847 - We haven't sold any. - Come on, guys, will you help me? 655 00:47:29,947 --> 00:47:33,550 At least take me over to Debbie, okay? I think she is in danger. 656 00:47:33,650 --> 00:47:35,675 Does she have any roommates? 657 00:47:36,186 --> 00:47:38,989 Yes, she's got two. She's got two beautiful roommates. 658 00:47:39,089 --> 00:47:40,522 ...with big boobs. 659 00:47:40,657 --> 00:47:42,267 Do they like ice cream? 660 00:47:42,426 --> 00:47:43,415 They love it. 661 00:47:44,228 --> 00:47:46,608 What are we waiting for? (giggling) 662 00:47:47,331 --> 00:47:48,457 (Mike) Come on! 663 00:47:50,267 --> 00:47:52,497 Let me through. Let's get away. 664 00:47:53,414 --> 00:47:54,884 (both phones ringing) 665 00:47:57,274 --> 00:47:58,901 Freak yourself 666 00:47:59,576 --> 00:48:02,026 You ain't gonna get the best of me. 667 00:48:03,888 --> 00:48:05,918 (all phones continue ringing) 668 00:48:07,951 --> 00:48:12,921 I made it through Korea, I can make it through this bullshit. (chuckles) 669 00:48:15,272 --> 00:48:17,022 (phones continue ringing) 670 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,230 (door opens) (funny music) 671 00:48:28,921 --> 00:48:31,371 (laughing) Woop-dee-goddamn-dee-doo! 672 00:48:32,309 --> 00:48:34,038 What do we have here? 673 00:48:43,887 --> 00:48:47,084 Well son, I think you made a big mistake. 674 00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:49,888 You're in Mooney territory now. 675 00:48:52,496 --> 00:48:53,485 For me? 676 00:49:03,707 --> 00:49:07,803 I ought to shoot you right now, you red nosed freak. 677 00:49:08,345 --> 00:49:10,438 So you wanna play games, eh? 678 00:49:12,957 --> 00:49:14,217 (Mooney chuckling) 679 00:49:21,591 --> 00:49:22,785 Turn around! 680 00:49:28,598 --> 00:49:29,929 Alright... 681 00:49:31,101 --> 00:49:33,570 I am supposed to read you your rights... 682 00:49:33,670 --> 00:49:35,980 ...but you're in Mooney's jail... 683 00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:39,144 ...and you ain't got no rights. 684 00:49:39,443 --> 00:49:41,343 Alright, buster. 685 00:49:42,112 --> 00:49:43,932 (sharp metallic click) God. 686 00:49:44,900 --> 00:49:46,400 (funny music) 687 00:49:49,101 --> 00:49:51,271 (cuffs jingling) (Mooney growls) 688 00:49:51,722 --> 00:49:53,572 (prisoner #1)Hey Officer Mooney, c'mon, let us outta here! 689 00:49:53,672 --> 00:49:56,407 - (#2) Are we gonna be here all night or what? - (#1) Yeah, we want our phone call. 690 00:49:56,507 --> 00:50:00,077 - (#2) Right. I wanna call my... - (Mooney) Shut up! 691 00:50:09,873 --> 00:50:11,704 Get your hands up. 692 00:50:34,398 --> 00:50:35,990 Get in there. 693 00:50:44,349 --> 00:50:45,819 (whack) (Klown grunts) 694 00:50:45,846 --> 00:50:46,846 (Klown growls) 695 00:50:50,367 --> 00:50:52,537 (door bangs shut) (Klown gnarls) 696 00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:56,608 I don't know who you are... 697 00:50:57,187 --> 00:50:59,567 ...but before this night's over... 698 00:51:00,157 --> 00:51:02,747 ...you're gonna be begging for mercy. 699 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,890 (woosh and snap) (iron bars make bell sound) 700 00:51:19,509 --> 00:51:21,170 What are you in for? 701 00:51:33,907 --> 00:51:36,917 (faint high-pitched noises from the basket) 702 00:51:37,024 --> 00:51:39,194 Siren blaring, then shuts down) 703 00:51:46,736 --> 00:51:48,276 (phone ringing) Mooney! 704 00:51:52,509 --> 00:51:54,306 Police Department. Hello? 705 00:51:55,784 --> 00:51:59,354 (faint noises on the phone) (sounds like video game) 706 00:52:21,269 --> 00:52:22,769 (suspenseful music) 707 00:52:24,946 --> 00:52:27,346 (door bangs open) (no other sound) 708 00:52:48,258 --> 00:52:52,158 Mooney? Mooney, you back here? 709 00:52:54,032 --> 00:52:56,132 (earie silence) (ominous music) 710 00:53:19,289 --> 00:53:20,489 (door creaking) 711 00:53:25,606 --> 00:53:26,906 (spherical music) 712 00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:44,712 God. 713 00:53:46,394 --> 00:53:47,494 (Woosh!) 714 00:53:56,424 --> 00:53:57,324 (exhales) 715 00:54:29,386 --> 00:54:31,486 (Mooney's neck creaks faintly) 716 00:54:31,501 --> 00:54:33,503 (mumbling in Mooney's voice) Hey Dave... 717 00:54:33,603 --> 00:54:36,823 Who was the girl who I saw you with last night? 718 00:54:47,417 --> 00:54:49,009 Do not worry, Dave. 719 00:54:50,854 --> 00:54:53,049 All we wanna do is kill you. 720 00:54:57,707 --> 00:54:58,907 (slurping sound) 721 00:55:09,836 --> 00:55:11,796 (Klown makes belching noise) 722 00:55:16,253 --> 00:55:17,153 (gunshot) 723 00:55:20,698 --> 00:55:21,978 (Klown growls) 724 00:55:22,078 --> 00:55:22,978 (blam!) 725 00:55:23,385 --> 00:55:24,285 (blam!) 726 00:55:28,419 --> 00:55:30,038 (gunshot) (sound of breaking glass) 727 00:55:30,138 --> 00:55:31,338 (growls) 728 00:55:33,246 --> 00:55:35,246 (electronic whirring sound) 729 00:55:36,221 --> 00:55:37,971 (accelerating) (screaming) 730 00:55:41,830 --> 00:55:43,329 (Boom!) 731 00:55:45,876 --> 00:55:48,077 (Radio)V.C.P.D., this is Marlborough state police. 732 00:55:48,177 --> 00:55:50,417 Dave, Curt, are you there? Over. 733 00:55:50,547 --> 00:55:53,021 Jack, we need your assistance. The town's gotten crazy. 734 00:55:53,121 --> 00:55:54,918 People are getting killed. Over. 735 00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:57,821 What's all these reports about circus clowns? 736 00:55:57,921 --> 00:55:59,372 These clowns aren't people. 737 00:55:59,472 --> 00:56:02,459 They are some kind of creature, things from another planet. 738 00:56:02,559 --> 00:56:05,528 Look Jack, they're killing people. Officer Mooney is dead. 739 00:56:05,628 --> 00:56:08,278 I know. I saw. He was killed by one of these things. 740 00:56:08,378 --> 00:56:11,709 Could you send all available units immediately please? Over. 741 00:56:11,809 --> 00:56:12,806 (static noise, no answer) 742 00:56:12,906 --> 00:56:14,028 Come on, Jack! 743 00:56:15,081 --> 00:56:16,281 (crackling) 744 00:56:17,874 --> 00:56:20,744 Okay, calm down buddy. Help is on the way. 745 00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:28,930 (sighs heavily) 746 00:56:33,256 --> 00:56:34,348 Debbie. 747 00:56:41,363 --> 00:56:45,167 (speaker)Calling all the clowns, calling all the clowns. This is Jojo. 748 00:56:45,267 --> 00:56:48,203 Are there any space clowns out there? (laughing) 749 00:56:48,303 --> 00:56:51,313 (Mike) Guys, could you stop fooling around? 750 00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,240 Look, Mike, come on. 751 00:56:53,324 --> 00:56:56,857 cocoons, popcorn guns, monster shadows...woo-hoo. 752 00:56:56,957 --> 00:56:59,763 - What do you think we are? - We're not as stupid as we look. 753 00:56:59,863 --> 00:57:02,531 This isn't the first wild thing you've tried to pull over on us. 754 00:57:02,631 --> 00:57:04,367 - Look, you remember Hidden Lake? - Uh-huh. 755 00:57:04,467 --> 00:57:07,271 Oh c'mon, forget Hidden Lake. This has nothing to dowith Hidden Lake. 756 00:57:07,371 --> 00:57:10,837 We would have to be total morons to believe this clown invasion crap. 757 00:57:10,937 --> 00:57:13,629 If there are killer clowns runnin' around here, 758 00:57:13,729 --> 00:57:15,788 ...then I'm Porky Pig. 759 00:57:18,534 --> 00:57:19,794 (tires screaching) 760 00:57:21,222 --> 00:57:22,832 (dramatic synthi music) 761 00:57:34,983 --> 00:57:36,348 Loading zone 762 00:58:07,067 --> 00:58:08,537 (whirring shot sound) 763 00:58:09,217 --> 00:58:11,527 We gotta get the hell outta here! 764 00:58:30,058 --> 00:58:31,388 (twittering noises) 765 00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:37,580 (gnarling, snapping) 766 00:58:37,660 --> 00:58:38,850 (dissonant music) 767 00:58:38,851 --> 00:58:39,841 Eww! 768 00:58:42,177 --> 00:58:43,377 (screams) 769 00:59:04,761 --> 00:59:05,881 (roars, hisses) (Deb screams) 770 00:59:05,981 --> 00:59:07,081 (sreams) 771 00:59:24,343 --> 00:59:25,543 (Deb moaning) 772 00:59:29,679 --> 00:59:30,779 (knock on door) 773 00:59:30,944 --> 00:59:33,954 - (Mike) Debbie, It's Mike. Open up. - Mike? 774 00:59:34,816 --> 00:59:35,816 (Debb screams) 775 00:59:35,944 --> 00:59:38,604 (with Mike's voice) Debbie... Debbie... 776 00:59:38,883 --> 00:59:40,013 (door bangs shut) (Debbie moans, cries) 777 00:59:40,113 --> 00:59:42,773 (jackhammer against the door) (screams) 778 00:59:45,269 --> 00:59:46,569 (shrieks) 779 00:59:50,606 --> 00:59:51,806 (whimpers) 780 00:59:53,529 --> 00:59:55,489 (Debbie yelps) (Klown laughs) 781 00:59:57,927 --> 00:59:59,404 (Debbie screams) 782 00:59:59,504 --> 01:00:00,681 (laughing) 783 01:00:05,476 --> 01:00:08,176 (moaning, shrieking) 784 01:00:11,425 --> 01:00:13,125 (electronic warp sound) 785 01:00:24,553 --> 01:00:26,169 (Mike) Okay, see this white house right over here? 786 01:00:26,269 --> 01:00:27,737 Take a right... I mean, left. Left. 787 01:00:27,837 --> 01:00:28,836 - (Rich) Left? - (Mike) Right. 788 01:00:28,936 --> 01:00:31,246 - (Rich) Right. - (Mike) No, left! 789 01:00:31,450 --> 01:00:33,060 (solemn ice cream song) 790 01:00:33,836 --> 01:00:34,936 (silence) 791 01:00:39,334 --> 01:00:41,714 (Mike) The house's right up..uh... 792 01:00:42,771 --> 01:00:44,898 Shit. What is that? 793 01:00:52,314 --> 01:00:54,077 Wow...Look at that. 794 01:00:54,216 --> 01:00:55,308 (muffled) Mike! 795 01:00:56,875 --> 01:00:58,549 (screeching tires) (Deb) Woah! 796 01:00:58,649 --> 01:01:00,329 (disharmonic fast music) 797 01:01:00,989 --> 01:01:03,999 Come on! We can't lose her! They got Debbie! 798 01:01:17,773 --> 01:01:18,973 Hey, Mike! 799 01:01:20,144 --> 01:01:21,424 (siren and tires squealing) 800 01:01:21,524 --> 01:01:24,744 (hectic chase music) (police siren approaching) 801 01:01:28,617 --> 01:01:30,901 C'mon Rich, we're losing it. Can't you go a little bitfaster? 802 01:01:31,001 --> 01:01:35,131 Come on, Mike, what do you want? This is an ice cream truck. 803 01:01:47,002 --> 01:01:49,382 Hey Rich, the cops! Stop the truck! 804 01:01:50,190 --> 01:01:51,399 Woah..... (tires screeching) 805 01:01:51,499 --> 01:01:52,399 (bang) 806 01:01:53,909 --> 01:01:55,078 Shit, Rich, now you did it. 807 01:01:55,178 --> 01:01:57,329 I did it?! What do you mean? You told me to stop. 808 01:01:57,429 --> 01:01:58,992 Didn't I tell you to pull over? 809 01:01:59,092 --> 01:02:00,661 No you didn't. You said "stop", so I stopped. 810 01:02:00,761 --> 01:02:01,729 Well, I meant "pull over". 811 01:02:01,829 --> 01:02:03,844 If you meant "pull over" you should've said "pull over". 812 01:02:03,944 --> 01:02:05,844 (Rich) Why don't you say what you mean next time? 813 01:02:05,944 --> 01:02:08,744 (Paul) Come on, let's see what happened. 814 01:02:11,359 --> 01:02:12,690 Dave, are you OK? 815 01:02:14,529 --> 01:02:16,644 God. Oh fuck... 816 01:02:16,744 --> 01:02:18,934 What the hell are you guys doing? 817 01:02:19,034 --> 01:02:20,194 They got Debbie. 818 01:02:21,636 --> 01:02:23,596 (Dave) Get in the truck now. 819 01:02:25,807 --> 01:02:29,193 Gee, officer, I am really sorry. I was feelin' a little queasy... 820 01:02:29,293 --> 01:02:30,661 You might wanna tell me where they're headed. 821 01:02:30,761 --> 01:02:33,563 They went that way, but we're lost. I don't know where they went. 822 01:02:33,663 --> 01:02:36,230 (Dave) I do. If you were a clown, where would you hide? 823 01:02:36,330 --> 01:02:37,499 (Mike) The amusement park! 824 01:02:37,599 --> 01:02:39,839 - (Paul) Great! - (Rich) Alright! 825 01:03:00,598 --> 01:03:03,048 (small two-stroke engine puttering) 826 01:03:12,954 --> 01:03:16,384 The park is closed. I'll have to ask you to leave. 827 01:03:20,983 --> 01:03:22,313 (synthi rock music) 828 01:03:25,553 --> 01:03:26,853 (low growl) 829 01:03:38,999 --> 01:03:40,889 (unintelligible Klown talk) 830 01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:48,023 (music crescending, then stopping) 831 01:03:48,123 --> 01:03:50,997 What are you gonna do with these pies, boys? 832 01:03:51,097 --> 01:03:53,097 (swoosh) (splatter) 833 01:03:55,437 --> 01:03:56,637 (music continues) 834 01:04:08,988 --> 01:04:10,288 (happy mumbling) 835 01:04:29,276 --> 01:04:30,576 (approving mumble) 836 01:04:32,335 --> 01:04:35,035 (ice cream van music approaching) 837 01:04:41,505 --> 01:04:42,805 (Dave) Hey! Heyheyheyhey! 838 01:04:42,905 --> 01:04:44,655 Everybody stick together. 839 01:04:47,582 --> 01:04:48,671 She's gone. 840 01:04:49,284 --> 01:04:50,284 (Rich) Wow... 841 01:04:50,484 --> 01:04:52,934 (Rich) Hey you guys, this is weird. 842 01:04:54,089 --> 01:04:57,993 - Look at this stuff. - Looks like a wad of melted ice cream. 843 01:04:58,093 --> 01:05:00,683 - (Dave) Yes, but it's not. - Oh shit. 844 01:05:01,329 --> 01:05:02,523 (Dave) Yeah. 845 01:05:03,098 --> 01:05:04,224 Come on. 846 01:05:09,443 --> 01:05:11,742 (menacing music, then fading) 847 01:05:15,654 --> 01:05:16,854 - Hey. - Sorry 848 01:05:19,514 --> 01:05:22,142 Mike, you take this. Follow me. 849 01:05:22,283 --> 01:05:26,343 Alright, you guys, no fooling around. Stick together, okay? 850 01:05:27,355 --> 01:05:29,595 (Rick) What the hell is in here? 851 01:05:34,539 --> 01:05:35,839 (mellow music) 852 01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,667 Ooooooo-hooooo. Scary. 853 01:05:41,669 --> 01:05:45,869 - (Mike) Dave, did you call for help? - Yes, it's on its way. 854 01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:47,925 You told them this is an invasion? 855 01:05:48,025 --> 01:05:50,793 I told them, but I don't even believe it myself. 856 01:05:50,893 --> 01:05:55,233 (Dave) Where did they come from? Why are they here? Why clowns? 857 01:05:55,650 --> 01:05:57,129 They are not clowns. 858 01:05:57,229 --> 01:06:02,190 (Mike) They are some kind of animals from another world that look like clowns. 859 01:06:02,290 --> 01:06:03,416 Shit, Dave. 860 01:06:03,691 --> 01:06:08,096 Dave, maybe from the ancient astronauts who came to earth centuries ago... 861 01:06:08,196 --> 01:06:11,416 ...and our idea of clowns just comes from them. 862 01:06:11,533 --> 01:06:13,493 How come they are not funny? 863 01:06:13,535 --> 01:06:15,453 Maybe they're from a dying planet. 864 01:06:15,553 --> 01:06:17,955 Maybe their sun pooped up and they need a new place to live. 865 01:06:18,055 --> 01:06:22,043 Maybe they need us for experiments, for dissection and study. 866 01:06:22,143 --> 01:06:24,243 That means they're intelligent 867 01:06:24,779 --> 01:06:26,664 (Dave) So why don't they communicate with us? 868 01:06:26,764 --> 01:06:29,564 I mean, talk to us instead of killing us? 869 01:06:29,818 --> 01:06:35,488 Maybe they're just cruisin' through the galaxy and stopped here for a bite to eat. 870 01:06:38,126 --> 01:06:42,363 Yeah. Look, everybody, let's just holf off from the talking, okay? 871 01:06:42,463 --> 01:06:44,563 Let's not give ourselves away. 872 01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:47,237 (Mike) What are we gonna do when we find them? 873 01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:48,052 Can we kill them? 874 01:06:48,152 --> 01:06:50,882 (Dave) Yeah. You shoot them in the nose. 875 01:07:00,548 --> 01:07:02,158 (Paul) Hey, watch this. 876 01:07:04,052 --> 01:07:05,341 (Rich) Cool. 877 01:07:10,137 --> 01:07:11,957 (faint distorted laughter) 878 01:07:30,215 --> 01:07:31,513 (horn tooting) Weeew! 879 01:07:31,613 --> 01:07:33,295 - (Dave) What happened? - (Mike) What did you do? 880 01:07:33,395 --> 01:07:35,183 (Paul) I didn't do anything... 881 01:07:35,283 --> 01:07:40,183 Well, don't touch anything, okay? This place is probably booby-trapped. 882 01:07:44,492 --> 01:07:48,008 Alright. Now look you guys, stay together. I don't wanna run around and find you too. 883 01:07:48,108 --> 01:07:50,465 (Rich) No problem. We can handle it. 884 01:07:50,565 --> 01:07:52,032 Yeah... 885 01:07:54,074 --> 01:07:55,474 (swoosh) Woah! 886 01:07:59,507 --> 01:08:01,407 (Dave) Alright, let's go. 887 01:08:02,110 --> 01:08:05,546 Where did they go? Come on, Rich, Paul. 888 01:08:06,147 --> 01:08:09,484 Don't worry about the Terenzi brothers. They do this all the time. 889 01:08:09,584 --> 01:08:13,504 Those guys are like cats. They always land on their feet. 890 01:08:14,024 --> 01:08:15,634 (groaning and grunting) 891 01:08:17,901 --> 01:08:19,601 (giggling) Weew... 892 01:08:24,485 --> 01:08:26,165 (cheesy rommantic music) 893 01:08:33,741 --> 01:08:35,641 Are you Debbie's roommates? 894 01:08:36,344 --> 01:08:37,814 (Mike) Wait a second. 895 01:08:39,847 --> 01:08:41,542 I recognize this place. 896 01:08:42,817 --> 01:08:46,457 This is the tent where Debbie and I were in. Come on! 897 01:08:49,062 --> 01:08:50,362 (thrilling music) 898 01:08:54,462 --> 01:08:55,724 Go Mike. 899 01:09:08,476 --> 01:09:10,678 Okay, this is where we were before. 900 01:09:10,778 --> 01:09:12,847 (Dave) Wow, this is incredible. 901 01:09:12,947 --> 01:09:14,849 (Mike) Looks like they got the whole town. 902 01:09:14,949 --> 01:09:18,753 (Dave) We got to find her. What kind of balloon was she in? 903 01:09:18,853 --> 01:09:20,320 Uh...yellow. 904 01:09:21,189 --> 01:09:22,656 (Dave) Alright. 905 01:09:37,305 --> 01:09:39,967 - Do you see anything, Mike? - I don't. 906 01:09:45,179 --> 01:09:46,840 Impossible, Mike. 907 01:09:50,181 --> 01:09:51,651 (elevator door opens) 908 01:09:54,770 --> 01:09:55,770 (low growl) 909 01:09:58,326 --> 01:10:01,386 (Dave) Shh. Quiet. Move back. 910 01:10:04,413 --> 01:10:05,613 (distant thunder) 911 01:10:34,387 --> 01:10:35,297 (Klown) Ah... 912 01:10:41,817 --> 01:10:43,117 (sniffing) 913 01:11:00,796 --> 01:11:03,496 (slurping) 914 01:11:32,706 --> 01:11:34,206 (huge belch) 915 01:11:47,201 --> 01:11:50,087 Paul was right, man. They are hungry. They're gonna eat everybody! 916 01:11:50,187 --> 01:11:52,123 Calm down! Just calm down, alright? 917 01:11:52,223 --> 01:11:55,903 We gotta find Debbie before it's too late. Alright. 918 01:11:57,812 --> 01:12:01,315 Hey. That's the one. The yellow balloon. Is she in there? 919 01:12:01,415 --> 01:12:03,585 - Yes, she's in there! - Debbie! 920 01:12:03,596 --> 01:12:04,968 - She's alive. - Thank God. 921 01:12:05,068 --> 01:12:07,855 - How the we get her out of here? - I don't know. 922 01:12:07,955 --> 01:12:10,480 - Careful, Mike. - Damnit! 923 01:12:10,591 --> 01:12:13,617 Debbie? Honey? Hang on a second, Mike. Damn! 924 01:12:14,562 --> 01:12:16,564 - Woah! What are you doing? - Stand back, Mike 925 01:12:16,664 --> 01:12:19,414 - You can't shoot. You could kill her. - Let's just back off, alright? 926 01:12:19,514 --> 01:12:21,404 Now, just get ready to run. 927 01:12:21,843 --> 01:12:23,843 (gunshot) (Debbie groans) 928 01:12:24,238 --> 01:12:25,662 (Mike) Are you alright? 929 01:12:25,762 --> 01:12:27,462 (coughing) 930 01:12:29,162 --> 01:12:31,271 - (Dave) Are you OK? - Oh yeah. 931 01:12:32,947 --> 01:12:34,215 (Deb) I couldn't breathe. 932 01:12:34,315 --> 01:12:36,977 Let's get up. Mike, give me a hand. 933 01:12:37,084 --> 01:12:39,821 - Oh God. - We better get the hell out of here. 934 01:12:39,921 --> 01:12:42,306 Come on, Debbie. Come on. 935 01:12:42,406 --> 01:12:44,483 Come on. 936 01:12:47,495 --> 01:12:49,797 (Dave) Wait a second guys. We can't leave. 937 01:12:49,897 --> 01:12:52,625 There might be other people still alive in these balloons. 938 01:12:52,725 --> 01:12:54,114 (snarling) (circus music) 939 01:12:54,214 --> 01:12:56,314 (Mike) Come on, it's too late! 940 01:12:56,393 --> 01:12:57,493 (Deb) Dave! 941 01:12:58,176 --> 01:12:59,476 (growling) 942 01:12:59,620 --> 01:13:01,090 (banging at the door) 943 01:13:02,622 --> 01:13:03,943 (Klowns howling) Woohoooo! 944 01:13:04,043 --> 01:13:05,043 Graagh! 945 01:13:05,179 --> 01:13:06,168 Shoot 'em! 946 01:13:06,491 --> 01:13:07,591 (gunshot) 947 01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:08,616 (explosion) 948 01:13:08,716 --> 01:13:11,247 - Let's go. Come on. - Coming... 949 01:13:18,598 --> 01:13:19,998 (Klowns growl) 950 01:13:26,328 --> 01:13:27,628 (hectic music) 951 01:13:29,870 --> 01:13:32,221 - (Mike) What now? - (Dave)Everybody, down! 952 01:13:32,321 --> 01:13:34,157 - (Mike) We don't know what's down there. - (Dave) Come on, Mike 953 01:13:34,257 --> 01:13:37,547 (Deb) Nobody is gonna put me in a balloon again. 954 01:13:38,246 --> 01:13:40,206 Come on, Mike. Get a move on! 955 01:13:40,358 --> 01:13:41,659 (growling) 956 01:13:43,634 --> 01:13:45,314 (gunshot) (wirring noise) 957 01:13:47,888 --> 01:13:49,778 Why did you guys stop here? 958 01:13:50,432 --> 01:13:51,429 (huge growling, snapping) 959 01:13:51,529 --> 01:13:54,073 - (Dave) Good reason. - (Mike) Okay, which way do we go? 960 01:13:54,173 --> 01:13:56,343 - (Dave) That doesn't really matter. - (Deb) Let's go down here. 961 01:13:56,443 --> 01:13:57,633 Alright, come on. 962 01:13:59,158 --> 01:14:01,858 (crazy laughter) 963 01:14:08,704 --> 01:14:09,704 Weee! 964 01:14:10,804 --> 01:14:13,954 - Come on, let's try it over here. - (Deb) No! 965 01:14:17,562 --> 01:14:19,262 (laughter) 966 01:14:21,848 --> 01:14:23,318 Fuck... (Debbie moans) 967 01:14:23,849 --> 01:14:25,182 Come on. 968 01:14:25,459 --> 01:14:26,926 Careful. 969 01:14:28,265 --> 01:14:29,865 (balloons squeak) 970 01:14:36,688 --> 01:14:38,928 (Klowns snarling and twittering) 971 01:14:42,677 --> 01:14:44,167 Come on. 972 01:15:00,061 --> 01:15:01,596 (Mike) Shit! Another door! 973 01:15:01,696 --> 01:15:04,006 (Deb) I can't take this any more! 974 01:15:04,799 --> 01:15:05,900 (growling) 975 01:15:06,033 --> 01:15:07,643 Come on, open the door! 976 01:15:08,536 --> 01:15:11,300 - Another door! - Come on, Mike! 977 01:15:11,605 --> 01:15:13,300 Another door! 978 01:15:14,376 --> 01:15:15,676 (growling) 979 01:15:16,210 --> 01:15:17,905 - Another door! - Hurry! 980 01:15:22,249 --> 01:15:23,409 Debbie, come on! 981 01:15:24,853 --> 01:15:26,393 (Shotgun clicks empty) 982 01:15:27,153 --> 01:15:28,182 Dave, come on! 983 01:15:31,325 --> 01:15:33,285 (Dave) Close the door, Mike! 984 01:15:33,661 --> 01:15:35,629 - Come on. - Look. Here! 985 01:15:37,264 --> 01:15:39,854 Come on... Oh God. (everybody panting) 986 01:15:40,301 --> 01:15:41,491 (Dave) We got it. 987 01:15:47,208 --> 01:15:50,473 (Deb) Look at this place. Where do we go now? 988 01:15:52,613 --> 01:15:54,363 (Dave) Alright, let's go. 989 01:15:55,139 --> 01:15:56,439 (Debbie screaming) 990 01:15:56,651 --> 01:15:58,961 (menacing music) (Klowns growling) 991 01:16:01,480 --> 01:16:03,020 (twittering, snarling) 992 01:16:04,468 --> 01:16:05,469 (Deb) Oh... 993 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:15,303 (Dave) Everyone, up on top. Come on, let's move! 994 01:16:15,403 --> 01:16:16,392 Come on! 995 01:16:17,405 --> 01:16:18,702 (Deb) Hurry! 996 01:16:21,793 --> 01:16:24,103 (Deb whimpering) (Klowns growling) 997 01:16:28,567 --> 01:16:30,568 (Deb moaning) Eww! 998 01:16:38,133 --> 01:16:39,634 (huge crash) 999 01:16:42,238 --> 01:16:44,478 (ice cream van music pitched up) 1000 01:16:44,799 --> 01:16:45,891 Rich, Paul! 1001 01:16:46,066 --> 01:16:48,869 (Paul over speaker) Stop! Leave them the hell alone! 1002 01:16:48,969 --> 01:16:50,834 Do as I say OR ELSE! Uh... 1003 01:16:53,107 --> 01:16:54,335 Gimme the mic! 1004 01:16:54,742 --> 01:16:58,041 (speaker)I am the great and powerful Jojo! 1005 01:16:58,446 --> 01:17:00,414 I command you to stop. 1006 01:17:00,648 --> 01:17:03,845 Do not hurt them. Let them go. 1007 01:17:03,951 --> 01:17:06,784 You will obey me. Let them go. 1008 01:17:06,887 --> 01:17:08,777 (Dave) That's our chance... 1009 01:17:11,011 --> 01:17:13,712 (Rich and Paul babbling over speaker) 1010 01:17:14,728 --> 01:17:17,180 (Mike) Rich! Paul! Boy, am I glad to see you guys! 1011 01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:19,216 Come on, let's go! Get in the truck! Let's go! 1012 01:17:19,316 --> 01:17:21,696 - Come on, Mike. - Come on, Debbie. 1013 01:17:21,869 --> 01:17:23,551 - Come on, Rich... - I'm trying! 1014 01:17:23,651 --> 01:17:25,821 - Turn it the right way. - I am! 1015 01:17:26,273 --> 01:17:27,365 Come on, Rich! 1016 01:17:27,775 --> 01:17:30,645 (unintelligible Klown voice from outside) 1017 01:17:43,918 --> 01:17:46,618 (dramatic music) 1018 01:17:48,011 --> 01:17:50,041 (faint chain pulley jingling) 1019 01:17:56,143 --> 01:17:57,343 (Deb) Dave... 1020 01:18:04,144 --> 01:18:05,684 What the hell is that? 1021 01:18:07,135 --> 01:18:09,335 (Klown groaning) (organ music) 1022 01:18:10,583 --> 01:18:12,283 (HUGE growl) 1023 01:18:12,686 --> 01:18:15,311 I don't wanna play here any more. Can we go home now? 1024 01:18:15,411 --> 01:18:16,712 (Roar) 1025 01:18:17,012 --> 01:18:18,805 Let's go. Let's get out of here. 1026 01:18:18,905 --> 01:18:20,406 Everyone out of the truck! Come on! 1027 01:18:20,506 --> 01:18:22,394 We can't! It's rented! 1028 01:18:24,957 --> 01:18:26,257 (engine starter) 1029 01:18:26,591 --> 01:18:28,291 (horn hooting) 1030 01:18:33,027 --> 01:18:34,328 (growl) 1031 01:18:35,070 --> 01:18:36,470 (crash) Nooo! 1032 01:18:48,689 --> 01:18:50,719 (Rich and Paul) Wooaaaaaahhh! 1033 01:18:53,286 --> 01:18:54,386 (explosion) 1034 01:19:01,835 --> 01:19:04,934 - Rich! Paul! - Mike, Mike! It's too late buddy. 1035 01:19:05,034 --> 01:19:06,734 (roar) 1036 01:19:12,546 --> 01:19:15,898 (Dave) Look, there is a way out now. Mike, take Debbie and get her out of here. 1037 01:19:15,998 --> 01:19:19,633 - (Dave) I'll draw attention. - (Deb) No! Dave, don't! We can all escape! 1038 01:19:19,733 --> 01:19:20,699 We can't, Debbie. 1039 01:19:20,799 --> 01:19:22,368 - (Deb) Stop him! - (Mike) Dave, let's get out of here! 1040 01:19:22,468 --> 01:19:24,948 - (Mike) What are you doing? - (Dave) Go now, Mike! 1041 01:19:25,048 --> 01:19:26,148 (roar) 1042 01:19:27,824 --> 01:19:28,717 (Deb)Dave! (gunshot) 1043 01:19:28,817 --> 01:19:32,129 (Dave) Come on, guys, move! Run for help! 1044 01:19:32,239 --> 01:19:33,440 (roar) 1045 01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:35,023 Over here! (shot) 1046 01:19:45,405 --> 01:19:46,405 (swoosh) 1047 01:19:53,238 --> 01:19:54,238 (shot) 1048 01:19:55,742 --> 01:19:56,843 (hiss) 1049 01:19:56,944 --> 01:19:57,844 (hectic organ music) 1050 01:19:57,944 --> 01:19:59,624 Come on, you damn clown. 1051 01:20:02,029 --> 01:20:03,087 Come on, you! 1052 01:20:03,768 --> 01:20:05,518 (shot) (empty clip clicks) 1053 01:20:08,467 --> 01:20:09,567 (roar) 1054 01:20:09,679 --> 01:20:10,579 Aaargh! 1055 01:20:18,545 --> 01:20:19,534 Come on! 1056 01:20:19,780 --> 01:20:21,180 They are taking off! 1057 01:20:25,824 --> 01:20:26,924 (police sirens) 1058 01:20:56,885 --> 01:20:57,986 (groans) 1059 01:20:59,356 --> 01:21:00,556 (growl) 1060 01:21:04,291 --> 01:21:06,591 (bang) (howl) 1061 01:21:10,163 --> 01:21:12,863 (whirring) 1062 01:21:26,259 --> 01:21:29,952 (fireworks cracking) 1063 01:21:30,052 --> 01:21:34,044 (whistling noise approaching) 1064 01:21:34,756 --> 01:21:35,756 (bang) 1065 01:21:44,228 --> 01:21:46,818 (policemen load and lever their guns) 1066 01:21:51,210 --> 01:21:52,511 (coughs) 1067 01:21:56,864 --> 01:21:58,065 Dave! 1068 01:22:00,981 --> 01:22:02,370 (Mike) You made it! 1069 01:22:03,617 --> 01:22:05,209 You got it, man. 1070 01:22:05,820 --> 01:22:07,649 Wow! What a ride! Jee-haw! 1071 01:22:08,522 --> 01:22:10,603 That's the last time we let you drive. 1072 01:22:10,703 --> 01:22:11,792 (Mike) You're alive! 1073 01:22:11,892 --> 01:22:12,871 Yeah. 1074 01:22:12,971 --> 01:22:15,609 But I saw you guys get blown up in the ice cream truck. 1075 01:22:15,709 --> 01:22:18,379 Oh, that. We hid in the freezer with the ice cream. 1076 01:22:18,479 --> 01:22:21,047 - Does anyone want a dipsicle? - You and your ice cream. 1077 01:22:21,147 --> 01:22:23,087 - What? - How are we gonna pay for the truck? 1078 01:22:23,187 --> 01:22:24,919 Don't blame me. It was your idea. 1079 01:22:25,019 --> 01:22:27,154 No, it wasn't. You were the one who said we could get girls. 1080 01:22:27,254 --> 01:22:28,514 You said we could. 1081 01:22:28,522 --> 01:22:30,961 Hey listen, if it wasn't for me, you'd be a dead french frie. 1082 01:22:31,061 --> 01:22:33,376 Yes, you would be a dead pasta. 1083 01:22:34,631 --> 01:22:35,831 (giggling) 1084 01:22:42,289 --> 01:22:44,120 Do you think it's over? 1085 01:22:45,125 --> 01:22:46,422 Yeah, sure. 1086 01:22:47,534 --> 01:22:48,934 (splatter) Eww! 1087 01:22:49,504 --> 01:22:51,504 (music "Killer Klowns") 1088 01:22:59,025 --> 01:23:01,725 Transcript mady by rogard 1089 01:23:06,547 --> 01:23:09,072 # P. T. Barnum said it so long ago 1090 01:23:09,483 --> 01:23:11,266 # there's one born every minute 1091 01:23:11,366 --> 01:23:12,486 # don't you know 1092 01:23:12,531 --> 01:23:13,581 # Killer Klowns 1093 01:23:13,598 --> 01:23:15,020 # Some make us laugh 1094 01:23:15,122 --> 01:23:16,783 # some make us cry 1095 01:23:16,890 --> 01:23:19,760 # these Klowns, honey, gonna make you die 1096 01:23:20,627 --> 01:23:21,808 # Everybody's running 1097 01:23:21,908 --> 01:23:25,296 # when the circus comes into their town 1098 01:23:27,935 --> 01:23:29,915 # Everybodys gunning for the likes of the 1099 01:23:30,015 --> 01:23:32,198 # Killer Klowns 1100 01:23:33,674 --> 01:23:35,767 # From outer space 1101 01:23:37,611 --> 01:23:39,943 # Killer Klowns 1102 01:23:41,181 --> 01:23:42,705 # From outer space 1103 01:23:44,551 --> 01:23:45,711 #??? 1104 01:23:52,860 --> 01:23:55,940 # The ring master shouts "let the show begin" 1105 01:23:56,296 --> 01:23:57,511 # Send in the Klowns, 1106 01:23:57,611 --> 01:23:59,011 # let them do you in 1107 01:23:59,082 --> 01:24:00,213 # Killer Klowns 1108 01:24:00,313 --> 01:24:03,118 # See a rubber nose on a painted face 1109 01:24:03,218 --> 01:24:06,036 # bringing genocide to the human race 1110 01:24:07,007 --> 01:24:08,424 # It's time to take a ride 1111 01:24:08,524 --> 01:24:11,409 # on a nightmare merry go round 1112 01:24:13,914 --> 01:24:15,804 # You'll be dead on arrival 1113 01:24:15,864 --> 01:24:19,080 # from the likes of the Killer Klowns 1114 01:24:20,587 --> 01:24:22,851 # from outer space 1115 01:24:24,157 --> 01:24:26,489 # Killer Klowns 1116 01:24:27,461 --> 01:24:29,395 # from outer space 1117 01:24:32,099 --> 01:24:34,829 # There's cotton candy in their hands 1118 01:24:35,235 --> 01:24:36,748 # says the polka dotted man 1119 01:24:36,848 --> 01:24:38,998 # with a stalk of jacaranda 1120 01:24:39,106 --> 01:24:42,906 # They're all diabolical bozos 1121 01:24:49,016 --> 01:24:50,176 #??? 1122 01:25:21,315 --> 01:25:22,782 # All look around 1123 01:25:22,883 --> 01:25:24,544 # What do you see? 1124 01:25:24,718 --> 01:25:27,334 # Tell me what's become of humanity 1125 01:25:27,434 --> 01:25:28,737 # Killer Klowns 1126 01:25:28,837 --> 01:25:31,505 # From California's shore to New York Times Square 1127 01:25:31,605 --> 01:25:34,025 # Barnum and Bailey everywhere 1128 01:25:35,595 --> 01:25:39,375 # If you've ever wondered why the population going down 1129 01:25:42,636 --> 01:25:44,020 # Blame it on the plunder 1130 01:25:44,120 --> 01:25:47,335 # if the likes of the Killer Klowns 1131 01:25:48,442 --> 01:25:50,569 # from outer space 1132 01:25:52,412 --> 01:25:54,744 # Killer Klowns 1133 01:25:55,782 --> 01:25:58,273 # from outer space 1134 01:25:59,286 --> 01:26:00,810 # Killer Klowns