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And God is talking back?

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Yeah. We hung out a little.

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Well, time to update the resume.

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Congressman, your name is being
removed from this bill.

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Obviously, the stresses of this office
have proven too much for you.

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Please have the congressman removed.

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No. Please! You don't understand!

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God commanded me to build an ark!

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It's going to rain!
There's going to be a flood!

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Remove him now!

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We have to prepare ourselves!

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I need to finish the ark!

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Remove him now!

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Does this mean we're moving back home?

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Home, Canada. One or the other.

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Joan? I know you probably saw
what happened, but I can explain.

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Take the stuff to the car, guys.
I'll be there in a minute.

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Guys?

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I'm gonna take them to my mother's.
Evan, I think you need help.

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Joan, please. I'm not doing this.
It's not me. It's him.

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I went to that meeting in a suit,
and he took it off of me.

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Those animals are following me
because of him.

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God? Does God know
he's destroying our lives?

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Does God know he's going to get you fired?

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Yeah! He's trying to get me fired!

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He is trying to get me fired!

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That way I'll have more time
to work on the ark!

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Because the rain and the floods are coming.

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No, I heard you, Evan.
The whole world heard you.

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Joan, please, you gotta believe me.

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There it is! It's happening!
It's happening! It's raining!

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Goodbye, Evan.

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Joan!

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I know! I know. Whatever you do,
you do because you love me!

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Do me a favor. Love me less.

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Congressman!

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Are you concerned at all
about Congressman Baxter's tirade

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and the adverse effects
it may have on your bill?

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The day it rains and floods and
Congressman Baxter takes a ride on his ark,

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that'll be the day
I'll be concerned. Thank you.

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His name is Evan Baxter,
but now he goes by "New York's Noah,"

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"Heaven's Evan,"
"The Weirdo with a Beardo."

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Okay, guys. Watch it. Watch it.
Coming through. Watch your back.

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Marty, will you comment on Congressman
Baxter's change of appearance?

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Yes, his hair is long.
Yes, his beard is unshaven.

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Are you equally stunned
by this man's appearance?

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The way things go around here,

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if he gets any crazier,
we may end up in the White House.

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Hey! No, no, no! That's my cup!

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Whatever.

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He's filling the boat with
two of every kind of animal.

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Still to be collected,
two giraffes, two elephants

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and one more jackass.

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What an idiot.

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He's a mook.

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Jerks.

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Don't worry about it, you guys.
Come on, eat up.

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Not hungry.

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Yeah, me neither.

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You guys can't eat. I can't stop.

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Can I go to the bathroom?
Me, too?

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Okay. Dylan, go with them. Please?

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Fine.

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Excuse me. Can I get a refill, please?

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Coming right up.

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Thank you.

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Excuse me. Are you all right?

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Yeah.

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No. It's a long story.

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Well, I like stories.

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I'm considered a bit of a storyteller myself.

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My husband...
Have you heard of "New York's Noah"?

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The guy who's building the ark.

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That's him.

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I love that story, Noah and the Ark.

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You know, a lot of people miss
the point of that story.

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They think it's about God's wrath and anger.

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They love it when God gets angry.

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What is the story about, then? The ark?

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Well, I think it's a love story
about believing in each other.

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You know, the animals showed up in pairs.
They stood by each other, side by side,

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just like Noah and his family.
Everybody entered the ark side by side.

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But my husband says God told him to do it.

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What do you do with that?

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Sounds like an opportunity.

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Let me ask you something.

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If someone prays for patience,
you think God gives them patience?

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Or does he give them
the opportunity to be patient?

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If they pray for courage,
does God give them courage,

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or does he give them opportunities
to be courageous?

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If someone prayed
for their family to be closer,

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you think God zaps them
with warm, fuzzy feelings?

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Or does he give them opportunities
to love each other?

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Well, I got to run.
A lot of people to serve. Enjoy.

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Guess this comes as no surprise to
those who remember his campaign promise,

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"I will lower taxes,

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"go crazy and build a gigantic ark."

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Oh, my gosh.

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Evan!

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Dad?

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Honey!

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Dad?

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You guys, I'm up here.

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Rough week?
You look really funny.

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You look really old.

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Yeah, well, he is really old.

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Why'd you come back?

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It was the kids.

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Tell him, guys.

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We like you better as the crazy guy.

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You spend time with us
and you're home a lot more.

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Just, please don't make us do
the dance anymore.

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I don't know what's going on,
or what you're going through,

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but we got into this as a family

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and we're gonna get out of it as a family,

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side by side.

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But, Evan, we have to talk about the ark.
It has to come down.

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I can't do that.

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You don't have a choice.

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Congressman Long went to the city.
There's a laundry list of code violations.

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You have until September 22
to take it down,

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or they'll take it down and arrest you.

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September 22. That's the day of the flood.

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Mom! Dad! Come here!

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Don't you dare take that ark down.

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How are we gonna do this?

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There's no way the five
of us can finish on time.

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We don't have money to hire anybody else.

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Is that a llama with a hammer?

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An alpaca. They rarely spit at people
unless frightened or abused.

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Let's finish this sucker.

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Come on, let's go.

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No one knows
where they came from

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or how the congressman
is getting them to do it,

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but, two by two, animals of all kinds
are working with Godspeed to build this ark.

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Thank you.

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If this flood really does happen,
"Evan help us."

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Hey! A little help?

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Thanks.

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Here it is, hon.

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Perfect. Thanks.

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Hold it right there.

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This is Ed Carson coming to you
live from New York Noah's construction site,

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where we are unable to leave the news van
due to hazardous conditions outside.

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High five.
High five.

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Good job.

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Hey, putty tat.

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Go, go, go! He tried to eat me!

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Dylan! Jordan! Check it out!
Your mom's building an ark!

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Let's do the dance.

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No, please, No.

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Well, where did
the animals come from, then?

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Please. It's a trick.

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It's a circus is what it is.

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Wild animals running amok
in suburban Virginia.

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With all these species,
what's being done about the feces?

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Evan Baxter! You have gone from newsman
to congressman to caveman.

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What makes you so sure God chose you?

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He chose all of us.

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Time to wash up, you guys.

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Thanks.

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You want some?

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Why couldn't the man
just buy a Corvette?

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Well, well, well. There they are.
It is good to see you guys.

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It's good to see you! Your hair looks great.
It's very regal. Man, I love your hair!

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And you're still sucking up.

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So, why are you here?

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Long locked us out.

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He can't do that.

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I mean, I've been suspended,
but I'm still a congressman.

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Rita, tell him what you know.

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Tell me what?

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I smelled a rat the second
we got that office.

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You don't get an office
like that for nothing.

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So I had the stalker here
do some research.

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Okay, Eugene, talk.

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Prestige Crest used to be federal lands,

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but what's interesting is
how it got into private hands.

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Congressman Long got the approval
to build a dam

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and then passed out the surrounding lands
to a group of private investors.

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Now, the locals fought this thing for years.

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They said Long and his developer buddies
were cutting corners,

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like skipping important
building code checkpoints.

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And with the land use bill, he's gonna do
the same thing with the national parks.

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So, you stand by and shake your pom-poms
while Long and his buddies get rich.

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What can we do? I'm suspended.

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Go back to the Hill and show them
that you can and will fight this bill.

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You guys, I'm sorry. I can't do that.
I have to get back to the ark.

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The ark? All right. Okay.

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God told you to build an ark?
Yes.

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But did he tell you to make your friends
believe in you and follow you here

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so you can make us look stupid?
'Cause I go to church every Sunday.

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Okay, every other Sunday.

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I've been to church!
And that does not sound
like God to me.

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Rita, I know that this
doesn't make any sense.

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I just want you to trust me.
You just have to have faith.

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Evan, faith will not fight this bill.
The CINPLAN vote is today!

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If we're going to stop this thing,
you need to get down to Capitol Hill now!

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Otherwise, it's impossible!

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Dad, Dad, I think it's done.

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What in the world?
I can't even get my cat to
use the litter box.

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It's September 22, and
we're all still here.

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Awkward!

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People! The flood is imminent!

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Board the ark! Save yourselves!

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Get down, you fool!

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Listen to me!
The time has come!

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No, Captain Ahab!
Your time has come!

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Yeah, Baxter! The weather's 70 and sunny
with a chance of crazy!

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Do you hear that?
The rains are upon us!

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Dad, I don't think that's the rains.

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Hey, Baxter! Kiss your ark goodbye!

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Where is he?

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On the boat, sir.

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Give me a minute.
Lets see if I can convince "Noah"

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that the world doesn't have to end today.

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I gotta hand it to you,
this is quite the show.

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According to my source,
the show hasn't even started yet.

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Still expecting the big flood.

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You know, voters don't respond
to the gloom and doom stuff.

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They like a more positive message.

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Like the one you're sending with your bill?

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How much did you make off of all this land?

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You are destroying
our national parks for profit.

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You have a problem with somebody
taking a little profit?

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It's called business, son.

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So if I need to get a message out there,
or get a congressman elected

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there are people who pay for it, and yes,
those people want this bill to happen

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and, by God, it's gonna happen.
Now you look down there.

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Those are the wolves, son.

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I'm gonna give you one last chance.
Take down this boat.

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I'm giving you one last chance. Repent.

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Such a shame. You had possibilities.

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But you want to stop progress
to save the Earth. Go for it.

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Good luck getting a tree
to come to the polls.

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Take it down.

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This is a court order approving
the demolition of this boat!

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Evacuate immediately!
You have three minutes!

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Honey. We have to go.
They're going to destroy the boat.

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No.

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It can't end this way.

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Is it too much to ask
for a little precipitation?

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Honey, maybe God didn't mean
a literal flood.

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Maybe he meant a flood of knowledge
or emotion or awareness.

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If that's true,

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I am going to be so pissed.

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Two minutes!

248
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:35,200
Get off the boat now
or you will be removed by force.

249
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:38,800
Evan, you did it. You built the ark.

250
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,300
That's all you were asked to do, right?

251
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,400
No.

252
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:46,100
There's something else.
Something's going to happen.
I can feel it.

253
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,000
Yeah, what's gonna happen is
tear gas and a wrecking ball.

254
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:51,100
Evan, think of the kids.

255
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,600
One minute!

256
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,900
Dad, whatever you say, I'm with you.

257
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,400
Yeah, me, too.

258
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,600
Me, too. But can we keep
some of the animals?

259
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,900
I like the alpaca. He spits.

260
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,700
You're right. We did it. We built the boat.

261
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,100
Yeah.

262
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,500
Let's go. Let's go, guys. Come on.

263
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,300
Well, I guess they don't want to go.

264
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,800
It's their instinct.

265
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:34,500
What do you mean, hon?

266
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:39,300
Some animals know when weather's coming.
When they feel it coming, they sit.

267
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,600
Joan!

268
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,500
Okay. Time's up! We're coming in!

269
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,800
Get that ball in position!
We're clearing them out!

270
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:18,100
Is that rain?
It's raining.

271
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,600
Lucky guess, Baxter. Lucky guess.

272
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,400
Looks like the drought's finally over.
Good news, eh, Congressman?

273
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,700
Yeah. Good news.

274
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:51,700
Everybody! Please! Get on the ark!

275
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,200
Go to the car!

276
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:59,400
Please! Everyone! On the ark!

277
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,800
Cover me up! Keep me dry!
Cover me up! Keep me dry!

278
00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:06,900
Who's crazy now, huh?
Look at us all squishing!

279
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,700
It kind of stopped raining.

280
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:17,900
Is that it?

281
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:20,400
What did I tell you? It's fine. It's over.

282
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,400
Hey, Ahab! This is it?

283
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,700
Your God experiencing
a little water shortage?

284
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:30,600
It would appear Evan Baxter
was right about the rain,

285
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:34,100
with a slight miscalculation
as to the quantity.

286
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,800
Something's wrong.

287
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,400
Honey, the clouds are moving away.

288
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:44,500
No, no. No, this isn't right.

289
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:48,700
Evan, even if it kept raining,
it's not like it could cause a flood in a day.

290
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:54,000
But today is the day! It has to be.
This just doesn't make any sense!

291
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,100
Wait a second.

292
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,200
What is it?

293
00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:02,000
Marty said that Long cut corners,
violated building codes.

294
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:03,200
What are you talking about?

295
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:04,700
The lake, Long Lake.

296
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:08,400
It's named after him.
It's the lake! It's the lake!

297
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,100
Oh, no.

298
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:29,700
Get on the ark!
Everyone, on the ark now!

299
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,600
I think we should get on the ark.

300
00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:34,500
I agree. I think we should get on the ark also.

301
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,600
I'm cold. I'm wet. I'm going home.

302
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,300
Ladies first! Move!

303
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,800
Oh, my God. This is happening.
This is really happening.

304
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:03,300
Holy... Get everyone on the ark now!

305
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:06,000
Get on the ark now! Let's go!
Get on the ark! Let's go!

306
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:09,000
Go, go, go! Get on the ark!

307
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,700
Go, go, go! On the ark! Go, go, go!

308
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,300
All right, boys! Let's go! Let's go!

309
00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:20,900
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Stay here with the kids.

310
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,900
Come on, Rita!

311
00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:36,100
Everyone, up the ramp! Onto the deck!
Come on! Hurry, hurry, hurry!

312
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,900
Dylan, get back inside! It's too dangerous.

313
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
No, Dad. I told you, I'm with you.

314
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,200
Careful, everyone.
In the ark! In the ark!

315
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,400
Watch your step!
Up the ramp, everybody!

316
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:58,700
Guys, help me with the door!

317
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,100
Get the door! Get the door!

318
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,300
Guys! Guys!

319
00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:19,000
Everybody hang on!

320
00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:32,700
You guys all right? You okay?

321
00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:34,800
There's been a flood at Prestige Crest

322
00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:37,100
and you're seeing live images
of New York Noah's ark

323
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:40,400
caught in the storm surge
and heading towards Memorial Bridge!

324
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,200
We're going to crash!

325
00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:50,800
Turn this thing around!

326
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:52,200
We're not gonna make it!

327
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:53,700
Save us, Baxter!

328
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:10,000
I command thee halt! Stop! Whoa!

329
00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:11,700
It's not working!

330
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:15,300
How about a little help here?

331
00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:03,600
What do you mean there was water damage?
It rained for ten minutes.

332
00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:05,200
That is not possible.

333
00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:17,000
I love you guys.
All right.

334
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:18,400
Seriously.
Okay, I got it.

335
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,600
I love you.
Thank you.

336
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,600
All those in favor of the Public Land
Act, please signify by saying, "Aye."

337
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:50,000
Good God!

338
00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:26,800
I think we can walk from here.

339
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,600
Hello, Congressman.
Mind if I park my boat here for a little while?

340
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:51,500
But how...

341
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,800
The dam, Congressman.

342
00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:56,500
Your reservoir ruptured.
Prestige Crest, it's all gone.

343
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:58,500
No. They said that couldn't happen.

344
00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:01,500
I never thought this...

345
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:07,600
You. You did this to me.
You set me up, you crazy son of a...

346
00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:13,200
Wow. That is disgusting.

347
00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:15,100
If that comes out your front,

348
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,500
I don't even want to know
what's coming out the back.

349
00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:24,400
Don't look down, Congressman,
but the wolves are here,

350
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:28,400
although I wouldn't worry so much
about these wolves as those.

351
00:29:36,700 --> 00:29:38,100
Gesundheit.

352
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,800
As you can see behind me,
New York Noah's prediction came true.

353
00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:56,400
The vote of the Land Act Bill
has been suspended,

354
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:59,300
pending investigation of
Congressman Long for profiteering...

355
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,400
Of course now, the question is,
how will these animals be returned

356
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,000
to their natural habitats?

357
00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:07,900
Something tells me, if God got them here,
he can probably get them home.

358
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,100
The House will undoubtedly
reinstate Congressman Baxter

359
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,900
when it reconvenes in the morning.

360
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,900
Until then, there is a lot to be done
here on Capitol Hill.

361
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:17,900
How's Buster doing?

362
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000
Come on, Buster.

363
00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:21,500
No, come on. Come on!
Come on!

364
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,400
These too heavy? It's all right?
No, it's fine.

365
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,500
He can't keep up.

366
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:25,900
I know, sweetie!

367
00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:29,100
All right. What do you say
we take a little break?

368
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,800
We've only been walking
for, like, five minutes, Dad.

369
00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:34,100
Well, five on, five off.
Life is about balance, right?

370
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,500
How about some sandwiches?
Okay.

371
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,200
Who wants sandwiches?
Let's do it!

372
00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:38,500
I get first dibs!

373
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:40,900
Everyone but Buster
is going to get a sandwich.

374
00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:45,300
You do not get a sandwich!
You're a dog and you do
not get a sandwich!

375
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,600
Buster is part of the family now.
You're just gonna have to get used to it.

376
00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:50,500
Poor Buster!

377
00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:54,400
Honey, come here.
Sweetheart, be careful. Come here.

378
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:56,400
Hey, hon, save me one, okay?
Okay.

379
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,600
I'll be right back.

380
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,600
Hey.
Hey.

381
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,900
What are you doing here?

382
00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:14,100
Just hanging out with some old friends.

383
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,500
You knew all along, didn't you?
You knew the dam was unstable.

384
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,400
If it hadn't been for the ark,
my family, the neighbors...

385
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:23,700
I fought you every step of the way.

386
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,300
Yes, but you did it.

387
00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:30,900
So, you had nothing to do with the flood?
Like where the ark landed exactly?

388
00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:34,400
I gave you a little shove at the end.
Sue me.

389
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,700
You did good, son.
You changed the world.

390
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,200
No, no, I didn't.

391
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:43,500
Well, let's see.

392
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:47,600
Spending time with your family,
making them very happy.

393
00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:49,000
Gave that dog a home.

394
00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:51,000
Right. So?

395
00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:53,400
So?

396
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,600
How do we change the world?

397
00:31:57,100 --> 00:32:00,600
One act of random kindness at a time.

398
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:05,200
One act of random kindness.

399
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:06,400
Wow.

400
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,700
It's time.

401
00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:15,200
Do the dance.

402
00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:18,300
Care to join me?

403
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,600
I now issue a new commandment,

404
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,700
"Thou shalt do the dance."

405
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:25,000
Stop it! This is stupid!

406
00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:28,300
That's awful dancing! You better stop!

407
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,700
Ladies and gentlemen,
you don't have to go home.

408
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,400
You just have to go. We are wrapped.

409
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:14,200
We're wrapped.
We love you. Thank you.