1 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:20,646 What is youth? A dream. 2 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:27,569 What is love? The content of the dream. 3 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:29,905 - Ready for the Lake Race? - Yeah! 4 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:32,866 3, 2, 1... go! 5 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,913 You must drink a full case on the race around the lake. 6 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,750 One beer per person at each bench. 7 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:52,052 Each team has an umpire who ensures the case is brought back. 8 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:55,305 The umpire is not allowed to drink the beers. 9 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:02,729 If you vomit as a team, one minute will be deducted. 10 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,523 Wait, wait... 11 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:09,486 When you return to the bench, you drink the last beer. 12 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:12,072 The winner gets the bottle deposits. 13 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,033 Take it down a notch. 14 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,744 Take it down a notch. 15 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,873 Show some consideration. 16 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,835 Get over here. 17 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,792 A film by Thomas Vinterberg 18 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:55,884 'ANOTHER ROUND' 19 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:00,138 They call him Fjonk. 20 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:04,142 Red hair, Thor's hammer necklace. It was him and his friend. 21 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:08,105 - Where did he get the handcuffs? - We don't know. 22 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:12,985 But he cuffed the poor ticket inspector to a rail, and then they partied on. 23 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,864 It's okay to have fun, but it's gone overboard. 24 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:23,328 Maybe we should have a zero-alcohol policy all of next semester. 25 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:24,288 Right. 26 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:29,960 - How do they intend to uphold that? - It's like shutting down the Freetown. 27 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:34,923 - Sune, you'll do the warm-up today. - Yes. 28 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:40,721 - Come. - Okay. Follow me. Let's go. 29 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,266 Speed it up. 30 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,605 - No cutting corners. - Right... 31 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,404 Looking good. 32 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:08,498 Open to the page of 'In Denmark I Was Born'. 33 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:20,135 'In Denmark I Was Born'. Open your books. Come on. 34 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:25,182 Let's hear how rusty you are. Yes. 35 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:33,398 In Denmark I was born, here my home is... 36 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:35,234 What is psychology? 37 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,571 Can anyone tell me what psychology is? 38 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:47,371 Psychology is the scientific study of human psychological processes... 39 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:50,707 ...which is what we'll work on the coming year. 40 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:54,545 Why do we behave, experience and react as we do? 41 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:06,932 And the Industrial Age is the period in world history... 42 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:10,394 ...when Western societies... 43 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:14,189 ...based on their technological progress... 44 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:20,445 ...started the process that created the foundation for the modern world. 45 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,576 The invention of new technology... 46 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:28,829 Excuse me. Weren't we talking about Churchill? 47 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:32,833 Yes, that's right. Let's focus on that. 48 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:36,170 Churchill, the World War... let's focus on that. 49 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,714 - World War 2? - No, World War 1. 50 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:42,926 And thus... the Industrial Age. 51 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:49,308 - So, Churchill was First Lord of... - This has gone bonkers. 52 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:54,146 Malthe, is there another lesson you have to attend right now? 53 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:04,323 - Did you hand in your report? - Yes. 54 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:08,702 - Did it feel good? - It was okay. 55 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:22,299 Okay, I'm off. I'm on nights all week. 56 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:25,719 - Anika? - See you tomorrow. 57 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:29,473 Anika... 58 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:34,436 - Have I become boring? - What do you mean? 59 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,232 Do you find me boring? 60 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:42,444 Compared to what? When you were young or...? 61 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:44,321 Yes. 62 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:56,124 You're not the same Martin I first met. 63 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:59,419 Right... okay. 64 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:15,519 Martin? 65 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:20,482 You have the seniors in history, right? 66 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:22,359 Yes. 67 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,029 Uhm, they've tried to reach you on school-intra. 68 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:31,034 They want to meet with you. Are you available this afternoon? 69 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:33,620 Yes... 70 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,248 Sure, that's fine. 71 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:38,625 What's it about? 72 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:41,712 Just talk to them. 73 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:51,680 Oh, hi. I thought I'd just be meeting with a couple of you. 74 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:56,810 We've gathered those of us who could on such short notice. 75 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,313 Yes... well... 76 00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:02,274 So, here I am. 77 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:09,198 Our children may be called upon to do an exam in history with you. 78 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:12,451 - We need to talk about that. - Of course. 79 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:20,709 There's great pressure... 80 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:24,129 ...on the admittance requirements to the universities they want to attend. 81 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:29,009 So it's not exactly good news if they have to take an exam with you. 82 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:30,469 I see. 83 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:35,182 I need you to elaborate on that. 84 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:42,314 It's so uncomfortable to say this... but a C+ really drags down your average. 85 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:45,484 It's History A, so it counts double. 86 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,155 And you seem so indifferent... 87 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:55,244 No, I'm not indifferent. 88 00:08:56,912 --> 00:09:02,376 It's not easy to learn when you've got your head stuck in your phone. 89 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,294 Maybe you should... 90 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:15,889 But I'll take note of it and try to work something out. 91 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:21,812 Whether that means another teacher or... 92 00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:24,857 I'd like to say something. 93 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,401 What you said about the Easter Crisis... 94 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,988 Totally confusing. Right? 95 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:46,545 Jonas! Please put back the bike when you borrow it. 96 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:51,383 - But I didn't. Ask Kasper. - What are you on about? I never touched it. 97 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,218 You've been messing with my headphones too. 98 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:57,264 - Where are you going? - To Nikolaj's 40th. Didn't I tell you? 99 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,934 Oh, right. Fine. 100 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,981 It won't be late. I'll take the car. 101 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:08,859 Okay. 102 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:20,495 - Anika, do you have a minute... - Look, just stop it. There's pizza. 103 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,539 Just get one out. 104 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,083 - See you. - See you later. 105 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:27,669 Bye, Martin! 106 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,342 Okay, I'm off now, boys. 107 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,179 Where are you going? 108 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:41,225 Out to dinner. Nikolaj's birthday. Didn't I tell you? 109 00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:44,144 Dunno. 110 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:46,897 It won't be late. 111 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:52,778 Mom's on night duty, and there's pizza in the freezer. 112 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:56,949 - Hello? Pizza in the freezer. - Sure. 113 00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:20,222 Tommy? 114 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:21,723 What? 115 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,183 So, are we leaving? 116 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:28,605 - Never saw you in a suit before. - It's from the days with Mette. 117 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,148 The socks, too? 118 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:35,279 What? Oh, right. No one'll notice. 119 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:39,616 How's she doing? Mette. 120 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:40,909 Mette? 121 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:45,497 I don't know. 122 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:48,375 It has to pee. It can hardly walk anymore. 123 00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:50,669 There... 124 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,926 There, Laban. That's right. 125 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:02,097 Yeah... there. Have a little pee. 126 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:04,850 I just need to help it get started. 127 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,312 There, a little pee. 128 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,400 Good boy. 129 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,903 I'm driving. A soda, please. 130 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:19,072 - No lemon. - No lemon, very well. 131 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:22,201 I have a bit of work to do for tomorrow. 132 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:25,162 - The rest of us are having bubbles. - Sounds great. 133 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:29,124 I have a champagne here from 2013. 134 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,627 There you go, a nice glass for you. 135 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:36,965 What characterizes this champagne is the mineral notes. 136 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:41,762 If you close your eyes, you'll envision ripe French fields. 137 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:46,517 - Damn, this is good. - Draft beer and champagne. 138 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,769 Wait with the beer, okay? 139 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,939 But how are you? You're 40 today! 140 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:56,193 Okay... How the hell am I? 141 00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:59,821 I can't complain. I have a beautiful wife... 142 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:03,450 ...I live by the sea, and she's loaded. 143 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:09,039 We have three kids who sleep in our bed and pee on us every night. 144 00:13:09,081 --> 00:13:11,625 - I never sleep anymore. - Come on... 145 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:13,585 It's true. 146 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:18,215 Let's shelf that for a second and say congratulations and cheers. 147 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,884 - Cheers. - Martin, this is great. 148 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,970 - Too bad you're so sensible. - Cheers. 149 00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:26,515 It is, but the question is what's sensible. 150 00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:29,935 More nonsense from you? 151 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,729 Yes. I mean, it's not from me as such. 152 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:37,734 There's this Norwegian philosopher and psychiatrist, Finn Skårderud... 153 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:43,115 - You're so lame. - Look. He thinks it's sensible to drink. 154 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:46,451 - When you drive? - All the time. 155 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:52,165 He claims humans are born with a blood alcohol content that's 0.05% too low. 156 00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:55,627 - Okay. - But it's interesting. 157 00:13:55,752 --> 00:14:00,465 Just to be clear... So 0.05%... How much is 0.05%? 158 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:06,471 1-2 glasses of wine, and you should maintain it at that level. 159 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,474 So you should just keep drinking? 160 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:16,231 Yes. His claim is that when you have a 0.05% BAC... 161 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:19,443 ...you're more relaxed... 162 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:22,446 ...and poised... 163 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:25,490 ...and musical and open. 164 00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,285 More courageous in general. 165 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:33,248 I could use a little more self-confidence and spirit. 166 00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:39,171 We all could. And isn't that what you struggle with at school, Martin? 167 00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:43,050 - What? - The problem in your class. 168 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,260 Peter mentioned... 169 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:49,223 I just mentioned the school situation. 170 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:50,599 Okay. 171 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:55,646 - Listen, not to stick my nose in... - Don't worry about it. It's fine. 172 00:14:57,356 --> 00:15:01,652 But I don't know... whether those things are related? 173 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:12,329 - Those kids just need to behave. - Totally. A kick in the butt. 174 00:15:12,371 --> 00:15:15,749 - Exactly. - Martin, you're the man in charge. 175 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:19,378 Bury them in homework and assignments and whatnot! 176 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,047 Paper, boom. Curriculum, boom. 177 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:25,008 Finished off with a talking-to. They like it. 178 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,218 Right, Nikolaj? 179 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:33,433 I think it's about something else. I think it's a bit bigger than that. 180 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:39,106 I think your problem with the class is more banal. 181 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:44,069 I think you lack self-confidence. And joy. 182 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:46,572 - I think that's what it's about. - Okay. 183 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,994 If I may interrupt? We'll now serve the caviar. 184 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:56,248 Tonight we will serve a Baerii caviar. 185 00:15:56,373 --> 00:16:00,002 It's from Northern Europe, locally harvested in Germany. 186 00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:05,632 - We usually serve a vodka... - And you'll also do that today. 187 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:09,094 This vodka would put a smile on the Tsar's face. 188 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:13,849 It's an Imperia from Russia, wheat-fermented and cooled... 189 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:20,439 ...which crystallizes the water, giving the vodka a velvety and rich texture. 190 00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:25,194 That'll take us above the 0.05%. Tommy? 191 00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:27,237 - Thank you. - There you go. 192 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:31,366 - I'll take the vodka... - No, leave the bottle! 193 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,995 - Can you feel it... - Jeez! 194 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:35,954 Jesus. 195 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,498 It's entering your blood stream. 196 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:42,336 You feel all warm inside as it spreads. It has quite a punch. 197 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:47,799 Martin, come on. Russia was built by people who drink vodka and drive. 198 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:52,471 Grab some caviar and vodka. You can drive home in a couple of hours. 199 00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:55,224 No need to get worked up over that. Cheers. 200 00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:57,643 Cheers. 201 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:01,855 - Cheers. - Listen... This is... 202 00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:05,692 - This is amazing. - This is great. 203 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:08,278 I told you! You and your beer. 204 00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:11,573 I prefer draft beer. What's wrong with that? 205 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:15,077 Nothing, but it's his 40th... 206 00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:12,176 We've arrived at the main course. Should we take a look at wines? 207 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:18,015 Yes, let's. We'll have a really, really, really good glass of wine for Martin. 208 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:22,561 I have for you a Jérome Chezeaux, a friend of the house. 209 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:25,647 A wine from the Burgundy district. 2011. 210 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:30,819 And as Robert Parker writes in his 95-point rating... 211 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:34,865 ...this wine encapsulates the Burgundy spirit. 212 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:44,333 Thank you. I think we could use a refill over there. 213 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:46,668 - Is it good? - Very. 214 00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:53,926 - There you go. - Thank you. 215 00:18:57,012 --> 00:19:00,224 Martin, what's up? What going on? 216 00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:08,941 Not much. 217 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,490 I don't do much. I don't see many people. 218 00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:23,747 How are you and Anika doing? 219 00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:29,169 She works nights a lot, so... 220 00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:34,049 I don't see her much either. 221 00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:51,191 There, there... Take it easy, Martin. 222 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:56,321 I don't know how I ended up like this. 223 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,866 - I'm sorry. - Don't worry about it. 224 00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:06,373 - Have you considered someone else? - No, I haven't. 225 00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:13,005 She is... the mother of my children. 226 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:17,926 And she looked after my dad when he died. 227 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:27,060 The plan was to hold each other's hands when we get old. 228 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,982 We'll just have to see. 229 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,156 I'm sorry. 230 00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:48,081 Martin, 12 years ago, when I came to the school, you were a big man... 231 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:51,710 ...heading for a research position. We were all talking about you. 232 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:55,923 You had a grant and a PhD all lined up, damn it! 233 00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:03,096 - You did apply, didn't you? - No. The kids were little and... 234 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:07,809 - I already told you all this, Tommy. - Right. You did. 235 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:17,027 When I met him, he was just a little shit. 236 00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:22,282 Roaming the streets in jeans acting tough as all hell. 237 00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:27,246 - And he took dancing lessons... - Seriously? 238 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:32,084 - Dancing lessons? Was it ballet? - Hey! It was jazz ballet. 239 00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:35,337 - Jazz ballet, give me a fucking break. - I did. 240 00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:39,091 You took jazz ballet lessons... So how's that going? 241 00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:42,177 Shut up, some people take up pottery. 242 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:48,058 He was out of this world. It was totally professional. 243 00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:52,688 Hey, hey, hey! Martin, you're a beautiful man. 244 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:56,859 And you can dance. Not bad. Let's see it. 245 00:21:56,900 --> 00:22:00,487 It was crazy when you did the... 246 00:22:03,282 --> 00:22:05,534 Go on, show us. 247 00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:09,288 One time. One. On the floor. 248 00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:13,083 - Oh, I did my back in. - Come on, Martin! 249 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:17,629 - Come on, show us something. - Tommy, you know all the moves. 250 00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:21,425 - Show it again. - Do it yourself, man! 251 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,510 What the hell, okay. 252 00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:28,223 It was something like... and down and like this! 253 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:33,228 - Boom! Never saw it coming! Thank you. - Cheers! 254 00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:37,149 - Let's go! - Look how dumb they look. 255 00:22:37,191 --> 00:22:40,527 - No running! - Martin, you're lifting... 256 00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:43,155 - No running! - You're running! 257 00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:46,909 - One foot on the ground at all times! - Like this. 258 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,787 1, 2, 3... 259 00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:57,961 - Hey! I didn't know what it was about! - Next! 260 00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:02,966 - You're twice his weight! - Next. Come on. 261 00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:05,093 1, 2, 3... 262 00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:14,645 Get him down! Get him down! 263 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:18,607 - Yes! - We got him! 264 00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:22,486 Yes! 265 00:23:58,689 --> 00:24:00,691 - Hi. - Hi. 266 00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:02,294 Hello there. 267 00:25:13,388 --> 00:25:15,641 Okay, so I've gone over the curriculum... 268 00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:24,650 Hello! Concentrate, please. Good. 269 00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:31,532 I've gone over our curriculum, and we've been through the historic challenges... 270 00:25:31,615 --> 00:25:34,451 ...of the in... indru... 271 00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:37,287 ...indrusti... 272 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:41,500 ...caused by the industrialization. 273 00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:46,922 So let's go over the curriculum together... 274 00:25:47,256 --> 00:25:49,883 ...and get an overview of it. 275 00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:57,599 Martin! 276 00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:02,771 Thanks for the other day. 277 00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:05,023 What a night! 278 00:26:09,570 --> 00:26:10,988 What are you doing? 279 00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:13,448 I can't drive. 280 00:26:18,954 --> 00:26:20,205 It was 0.05%, right? 281 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:22,791 Just wanted to try it out. 282 00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:31,592 - Hi, honey. I'm taking Martin home.- Why? 283 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:34,511 - Hi, Amalie. - He can't drive... 284 00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:39,433 His car's in the shop, so I'm giving him a lift. 285 00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:42,978 But we need milk, toilet paper, diapers... 286 00:26:42,978 --> 00:26:46,231 ...and straw for the rabbit cage. Okay? 287 00:26:48,150 --> 00:26:50,944 Copy that. Kisses, honey. Bye. 288 00:26:54,406 --> 00:26:57,659 - Call the guys. - I just wanted to try it. 289 00:26:57,701 --> 00:27:01,538 There's a bigger perspective here. Call Tommy. 290 00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:03,874 - We're on our way. - Yes! 291 00:27:04,499 --> 00:27:08,712 - Because Nikolaj has lost his mind. - No! 292 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:13,675 Martin is a brave man who's decided he wants to do something with his life! 293 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:15,511 We're coming now. He hung up. 294 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:19,389 - What the hell? - Calm down. 295 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:25,771 I just took a couple of sips, leaned back and felt what that was like. 296 00:27:25,896 --> 00:27:31,026 - So let's have a drink? - No. So how was the class? 297 00:27:31,109 --> 00:27:36,740 Well... I had some verbal motor challenges. 298 00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:40,202 So basically... 299 00:27:40,619 --> 00:27:45,332 ...we're testing out the Skårderud hypothesis. 300 00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:48,544 - Collecting evidence. - Exactly. 301 00:27:48,544 --> 00:27:51,880 What if you get so wasted you can't talk? 302 00:27:52,005 --> 00:27:54,299 I had no problem talking. 303 00:27:54,299 --> 00:28:00,347 We're not the first people in the world to drink a little alcohol during the day. 304 00:28:00,389 --> 00:28:04,977 Hemingway, for instance, he drank every day until 8 p.m., and then stopped... 305 00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:09,523 ...so that he was fit to write the next day. And his work was masterful. 306 00:28:09,565 --> 00:28:14,570 So if we're doing this, I guess that'll be our approach. 307 00:28:14,903 --> 00:28:16,113 I think it's exciting. 308 00:28:19,324 --> 00:28:20,117 So do I. 309 00:28:25,581 --> 00:28:30,002 But we'll write a brilliant psychological essay about it... 310 00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:32,379 ...so that it isn't altogether foolishness. 311 00:28:34,173 --> 00:28:36,884 - Okay. - What do we write? 312 00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:40,179 A study of Finn Skårderud's hypothesis... 313 00:28:40,179 --> 00:28:43,390 ...that man is born with a deficit of 0.05% BAC. 314 00:28:43,599 --> 00:28:47,102 And now what the trial will consist of. 315 00:28:47,144 --> 00:28:52,858 Daily consumption of alcohol aspiring to uphold a level of 0.05%... 316 00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:57,821 With the aim of collecting evidence of psychological... 317 00:28:57,946 --> 00:29:01,783 ...verbal motor and psycho-rhetorical effects... 318 00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:06,830 ...and study of increased social and professional performance. 319 00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:10,959 - We only drink during work hours. - Okay. 320 00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:13,921 It'll have to be. 321 00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:18,967 Like Hemingway. No drinking after 8 p.m. or during the weekend. 322 00:29:28,894 --> 00:29:31,104 What... Otto, for God's sake. 323 00:29:31,647 --> 00:29:33,982 Damn it... Otto. 324 00:29:36,151 --> 00:29:41,323 Look! Damn it, Otto. You have to speak up when you have to pee. 325 00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:46,620 - Mom, I peed! - Shh! Not now. You'll wake them. 326 00:29:46,745 --> 00:29:51,917 Tell me before you pee. Not after. And no yelling. 327 00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:54,545 Listen... telling me after... 328 00:29:54,586 --> 00:29:57,965 Why are you yelling? I've slept all of 20 minutes! 329 00:29:58,006 --> 00:30:03,303 You're waking the whole house. I haven't slept through the night in 3 years! 330 00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:06,849 - What's that? - It's piss! 331 00:30:07,099 --> 00:30:12,271 - Why didn't he pee before bedtime? - What an annoying thing to ask. 332 00:30:12,312 --> 00:30:19,069 - Do it yourself, if you're so clever. - I intend to. Are you okay, sweetie? 333 00:30:20,279 --> 00:30:23,740 - Nikolaj, breakfast is ready! - Coming. Start without me. 334 00:30:34,251 --> 00:30:35,502 Nikolaj! 335 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:06,575 Malthe, put your phone away unless you want to share it with all of us? 336 00:31:07,075 --> 00:31:10,495 - Uhm, no. - Fine. Put it away. 337 00:31:10,621 --> 00:31:11,955 And close the door. 338 00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:21,757 We're having a test today. 339 00:31:22,341 --> 00:31:25,302 I'd like to see where we're at. 340 00:31:27,012 --> 00:31:30,766 - Josephine. Isn't your name Josephine? - Yes. 341 00:31:31,016 --> 00:31:34,561 The rest of you, pay attention. What I'm about to talk about... 342 00:31:34,603 --> 00:31:37,898 ...we've already been through this year, or last year. 343 00:31:47,366 --> 00:31:53,413 Josse, there's an election with three candidates, so who do you vote for? 344 00:31:53,622 --> 00:31:56,667 - Do you follow? - Yes. 345 00:31:57,334 --> 00:32:03,465 Number 1: He is partially paralyzed from polio. He has hypertension. 346 00:32:04,007 --> 00:32:08,095 He's anemic and suffers from an array of serious illnesses. 347 00:32:09,096 --> 00:32:16,103 He lies if it suits his purpose and consults astrologists on his politics. 348 00:32:16,812 --> 00:32:20,440 He cheats on his wife, chain-smokes and drinks too many martinis. 349 00:32:20,482 --> 00:32:26,071 Number 2: He's overweight, and he's already lost three elections. 350 00:32:26,488 --> 00:32:30,617 He's had a depression and two heart attacks. 351 00:32:30,868 --> 00:32:36,707 He's impossible to work with and smokes cigars non-stop. 352 00:32:36,832 --> 00:32:41,211 And every night when he goes to bed, he drinks incredible amounts of champagne... 353 00:32:41,253 --> 00:32:46,091 ...cognac, port, whisky and adds two sleeping pills before dozing off. 354 00:32:47,009 --> 00:32:49,136 The last one, number 3: 355 00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:53,849 He's a highly decorated war hero. He treats women with respect. 356 00:32:53,891 --> 00:32:59,813 He loves animals, never smokes and only has a beer on rare occasions. 357 00:33:00,272 --> 00:33:01,940 Josse, who do you vote for? 358 00:33:04,818 --> 00:33:08,155 - The last one. - The last one. Number 3. 359 00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:12,034 - And the rest of you? - Yes, number 3. 360 00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:15,621 Oh boy! You just discarded... 361 00:33:16,830 --> 00:33:18,498 ...Franklin D. Roosevelt. 362 00:33:20,542 --> 00:33:26,715 Winston L. Churchill. And thankfully you elected this guy. 363 00:33:26,715 --> 00:33:27,966 Hitler?! 364 00:33:30,761 --> 00:33:36,642 Focus! It's funny, but there's a point to this, which is important... 365 00:33:37,226 --> 00:33:40,103 ...and which I hope you'll understand some day. 366 00:33:41,396 --> 00:33:44,358 The world is never as you expect. 367 00:33:46,735 --> 00:33:51,073 Oh, we'll be busy, but let's see if we can't make this work. 368 00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:54,076 Jason, page 83. 369 00:33:54,451 --> 00:33:57,955 In Denmark I was born... 370 00:33:58,163 --> 00:34:01,959 ...here my home is... 371 00:34:02,292 --> 00:34:06,088 ...from there my roots... 372 00:34:06,213 --> 00:34:09,550 Stop! Stop, stop. 373 00:34:09,716 --> 00:34:15,013 It sounds like a Christmas party at a swinger club. Come on. 374 00:34:15,681 --> 00:34:21,854 Klara, seriously. You sing divinely, but it's not about me hearing you. 375 00:34:22,062 --> 00:34:25,858 It's about you listening to each other. 376 00:34:25,899 --> 00:34:27,150 Stand up. 377 00:34:29,945 --> 00:34:31,989 Close your eyes. 378 00:34:35,951 --> 00:34:37,411 Try to be completely... 379 00:34:39,663 --> 00:34:41,164 ...calm. 380 00:34:41,582 --> 00:34:44,543 And plant your feet... 381 00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:49,423 ...solidly on the ground and... 382 00:34:58,557 --> 00:35:01,810 There! Open your eyes. 383 00:35:03,812 --> 00:35:04,855 Good morning. 384 00:35:08,609 --> 00:35:14,489 Now we will sing with our ears, our hearts, with our souls. 385 00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:18,869 And... hold hands for a second. 386 00:35:19,578 --> 00:35:21,538 Let the energy flow through you. 387 00:35:22,915 --> 00:35:25,876 There. Find the common pulse. 388 00:35:26,335 --> 00:35:28,212 I'll give you the note. 389 00:35:32,674 --> 00:35:37,221 In Denmark I was born... 390 00:35:37,304 --> 00:35:42,142 ...here my home is... 391 00:35:42,851 --> 00:35:45,938 ...from there my roots... 392 00:35:45,979 --> 00:35:51,401 ...and there my world extend. 393 00:35:52,069 --> 00:35:57,783 You windswept Danish strand... 394 00:35:57,824 --> 00:36:03,413 ...where ancient chieftain's barrow... 395 00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:07,960 ...stands close to apple orchard... 396 00:36:08,085 --> 00:36:12,756 ...hop and mallow. 397 00:36:13,173 --> 00:36:18,011 Therefore you I love. 398 00:36:18,428 --> 00:36:27,354 Denmark, my native land. 399 00:36:38,657 --> 00:36:39,533 So? 400 00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:42,035 There's something to it, huh? 401 00:36:42,202 --> 00:36:47,207 Definitely. I was thinking you can sniff it. 402 00:36:47,416 --> 00:36:52,379 Then it won't be on your breath, and I think it'll have greater effect. 403 00:36:52,629 --> 00:36:56,341 I don't know... Don't forget to take notes. 404 00:36:56,675 --> 00:36:59,136 - Tommy? - I don't know where he is. 405 00:37:00,179 --> 00:37:01,471 Nikolaj, where's Tommy? 406 00:37:01,513 --> 00:37:03,307 He's off today. Coaching youngsters. 407 00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:05,350 Have some water, and we'll get back to it. 408 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,231 So, Specs, did your parents forget to give you water again? 409 00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:12,900 Okay. 410 00:37:14,484 --> 00:37:16,862 No, you can't have this. 411 00:37:17,070 --> 00:37:21,366 Hjalte! Come here. Give Specs a sip. 412 00:37:21,533 --> 00:37:23,702 Why don't you give him a sip? 413 00:37:26,246 --> 00:37:29,082 Listen, Hjalte, if you want to play in the matches... 414 00:37:29,291 --> 00:37:33,212 ...you'll be a good sport and give Specs a sip. 415 00:37:33,462 --> 00:37:37,758 If I'm to spend my spare time on you little pissants, you better behave. 416 00:37:39,885 --> 00:37:43,847 Yeah! Spread out, play each other. 417 00:37:43,889 --> 00:37:45,349 Pay attention to each other! 418 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:52,314 They're hard on you, huh, Specs? Stay here with me, okay? 419 00:37:52,606 --> 00:37:54,775 Yeah. Take a little break. 420 00:37:55,234 --> 00:37:56,235 Great! 421 00:37:57,736 --> 00:37:59,947 And pass it back. Yes! 422 00:38:16,964 --> 00:38:19,424 - Hi. - Hi. 423 00:38:20,259 --> 00:38:23,053 - You're drinking wine? - I guess I am. 424 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,849 - Did you sleep until now? - Yes. 425 00:38:29,601 --> 00:38:33,230 - Are the boys home for dinner? - I don't really know. 426 00:38:34,606 --> 00:38:36,108 I'll make enough for the four of us. 427 00:38:40,612 --> 00:38:44,491 Can I get you anything? Coffee? Wine? Both? 428 00:38:45,701 --> 00:38:47,953 - Coffee, please. - Coffee. 429 00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:53,083 - Jonas is almost as tall as me. - Really? 430 00:38:53,709 --> 00:38:56,879 He's missing this much. Don't tell him. 431 00:38:57,129 --> 00:39:00,382 He'll have to discover it himself. He'll be out of control. 432 00:39:17,441 --> 00:39:21,403 - Have you talked about fall vacation? - I think we'll just stay home. 433 00:39:22,696 --> 00:39:27,534 - Those of us who don't have plans. - Or we could go canoeing. 434 00:39:28,744 --> 00:39:31,163 - What? - We've always done that. 435 00:39:31,496 --> 00:39:34,249 - Yes, eight years ago. - Yes! It's been too long. 436 00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:39,087 The fresh air will do the boys good, and maybe we should... What's up? 437 00:39:39,838 --> 00:39:40,881 Nothing. 438 00:39:42,132 --> 00:39:45,886 But I could ask you the same thing. What's up with you? 439 00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:49,264 Nothing. I just want to go on fall vacation. 440 00:39:54,770 --> 00:39:55,854 Okay. 441 00:40:16,708 --> 00:40:18,752 I'd better get ready. 442 00:40:56,832 --> 00:40:58,584 Hello? Hey... 443 00:41:00,878 --> 00:41:02,379 - Hi, Tommy. - Hi. 444 00:41:05,591 --> 00:41:09,303 - Look what I found. - What the hell's that? 445 00:41:09,511 --> 00:41:10,345 Booze. 446 00:41:11,013 --> 00:41:16,476 - Where the hell does that come from? - Beats me. 447 00:41:16,476 --> 00:41:21,148 Not many teachers have keys to this place. 448 00:41:22,441 --> 00:41:26,111 I may have forgotten to lock up, but... And there's a newspaper. 449 00:41:26,153 --> 00:41:29,072 Let me see. Yeah, you're right, dammit. 450 00:41:30,032 --> 00:41:34,828 Someone's been having a nice time. And look over here. A hip flask. 451 00:41:36,496 --> 00:41:41,293 - Mogens, did you inform the principal? - No, not yet. 452 00:41:41,543 --> 00:41:44,505 - You didn't? - No, not yet. 453 00:41:45,088 --> 00:41:47,049 And here's another one. 454 00:41:48,050 --> 00:41:51,637 Have any of you seen students drinking on the school premises? 455 00:41:53,138 --> 00:41:54,389 During school hours. 456 00:41:56,934 --> 00:41:59,853 Some bottles were found in the gym depot. 457 00:42:01,563 --> 00:42:06,443 No? I don't assume anyone here has a problem I should know about? 458 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,200 - Phew! - I'm sorry about the depot. 459 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,077 I didn't know anyone went there. 460 00:42:17,246 --> 00:42:19,790 - We have to be careful. - Yeah. 461 00:42:23,418 --> 00:42:25,587 I haven't felt this good in ages. 462 00:42:26,088 --> 00:42:28,966 Something's happening. Even when I'm sober. 463 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:37,349 I think there's more to this. Maybe even going a bit higher. 464 00:42:44,106 --> 00:42:45,232 I think that's exciting. 465 00:42:47,234 --> 00:42:48,652 Peter, nobody found out. 466 00:42:50,696 --> 00:42:55,033 I haven't been teaching this well in ages. 467 00:42:55,951 --> 00:42:57,494 I just know there's more to it. 468 00:42:58,871 --> 00:43:03,458 Something more unreserved? 469 00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:07,713 Yes. We don't know if we'll react the same way to the same BAC. 470 00:43:07,838 --> 00:43:09,173 True. 471 00:43:10,382 --> 00:43:15,679 Peter, you love Klaus Heerfordt. He was a very gifted pianist. 472 00:43:15,888 --> 00:43:18,056 - Put him on, would you? - Sure. 473 00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:24,313 He could only play at the exact point of being neither drunk nor sober. 474 00:43:25,063 --> 00:43:27,316 And he was absolutely brilliant. 475 00:43:27,858 --> 00:43:32,154 And you want to take this to the Tchaikovsky level. 476 00:43:33,197 --> 00:43:33,989 Yes. 477 00:43:34,406 --> 00:43:35,157 Yes. 478 00:43:35,282 --> 00:43:41,205 But I don't know if we'll all react the same way to the same BAC. Peter... 479 00:43:41,246 --> 00:43:45,167 - Let's have a drink and find out. - Easy now. 480 00:43:45,209 --> 00:43:49,796 - Are we or are we not alcoholics? - We're not alcoholics. 481 00:43:50,047 --> 00:43:54,051 We decide when we want to drink. An alcoholic can't help himself. 482 00:43:54,259 --> 00:43:58,555 Exactly. I give you Klaus Heerfordt and one of his drinking buddies. 483 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,400 It's huge. 484 00:44:52,484 --> 00:44:55,737 Well? What do we write down? 485 00:44:57,030 --> 00:44:58,240 Part 2. 486 00:44:59,157 --> 00:45:01,076 The Individual BAC. 487 00:45:01,743 --> 00:45:08,458 A daily consumption of alcohol at a variable and individual level... 488 00:45:08,584 --> 00:45:13,839 ...in order to achieve optimal professional and social performance... 489 00:45:13,922 --> 00:45:18,719 ...and the ensuing collection of evidence of psychological... 490 00:45:19,052 --> 00:45:22,514 ...and psycho-rhetorical effects. 491 00:45:23,056 --> 00:45:24,516 Who goes first? 492 00:45:56,965 --> 00:46:00,385 Well... That's the question... 493 00:46:16,193 --> 00:46:17,903 Greetings... 494 00:46:17,945 --> 00:46:20,656 ...dear, young friends. 495 00:46:21,490 --> 00:46:25,118 I wish all of you a Happy New Year. 496 00:46:28,455 --> 00:46:29,540 See you. 497 00:46:30,415 --> 00:46:31,750 Bye, Martin. 498 00:47:56,293 --> 00:47:59,463 Churchill liked his alcohol... 499 00:48:19,274 --> 00:48:20,442 Thanks. 500 00:48:34,957 --> 00:48:35,999 Whoops! 501 00:48:40,546 --> 00:48:42,214 What the hell is going on? 502 00:48:47,261 --> 00:48:48,428 Mornin'. 503 00:48:54,726 --> 00:48:56,019 Oops. 504 00:48:59,356 --> 00:49:00,357 Martin, are you okay? 505 00:49:02,109 --> 00:49:05,737 I'll handle it. It's just a nosebleed. There. 506 00:49:07,531 --> 00:49:09,575 Martin, here we go. 507 00:49:09,825 --> 00:49:13,203 - Am I bleeding? - We'll add some compression. 508 00:49:13,245 --> 00:49:16,707 You're bleeding a bit. Yeah, there it is. 509 00:49:17,749 --> 00:49:20,794 Just stick it up there. Up. 510 00:49:26,383 --> 00:49:27,426 Cool. 511 00:49:28,218 --> 00:49:30,053 Take that with you. 512 00:49:31,096 --> 00:49:32,806 No worries. He's fine. 513 00:49:49,114 --> 00:49:51,200 Okay, let's do this. 514 00:49:51,909 --> 00:49:56,079 Can you guess what you have in common with these three gentlemen? 515 00:49:58,373 --> 00:50:01,251 - Girls, too? - Yes, the girls, too. 516 00:50:02,878 --> 00:50:07,966 And for those of you who've been asleep for the past 18 years, this is: 517 00:50:08,008 --> 00:50:12,387 General Grant, Ernest Hemingway and good old Winston Churchill. 518 00:50:12,846 --> 00:50:14,181 What do you have in common with them? 519 00:50:16,975 --> 00:50:21,855 You drink like pigs. Every week, all year round. 520 00:50:22,064 --> 00:50:25,984 A lot of alcohol, so let me ask you a few questions. 521 00:50:26,026 --> 00:50:30,989 Jason, you're a feisty one. How much do you drink in a week? 522 00:50:32,616 --> 00:50:34,201 I don't know. 523 00:50:35,577 --> 00:50:38,747 You can tell me, I won't tell anyone. 524 00:50:38,914 --> 00:50:45,045 National Board of Health recommends max. 14 units for men and 7 for women. 525 00:50:45,087 --> 00:50:49,299 Jason, Jason, Jason, do you drink more or less than recommended? 526 00:50:49,883 --> 00:50:54,429 Well... I drink Thursday, Friday and Saturday... 527 00:50:56,223 --> 00:50:57,474 ...and a bit on Sunday. 528 00:50:58,141 --> 00:51:00,310 And Wednesday, if there's a Champion's League game on. 529 00:51:01,186 --> 00:51:02,062 So how much? 530 00:51:02,729 --> 00:51:08,777 14-15 drinks Thursday, Friday, Saturday. And 4-5 Sunday and Wednesday. 531 00:51:08,819 --> 00:51:14,533 - So how much is that in a week? - In a good week 50-55. 532 00:51:14,533 --> 00:51:17,995 - What was that? - 55. 533 00:51:18,287 --> 00:51:22,082 55. Okay. Caro? What are the rules of the Lake Race? 534 00:51:25,752 --> 00:51:28,463 - Is the question understood? - Yes. 535 00:51:28,714 --> 00:51:33,760 You race around the lake and drink a case of beer against the clock. 536 00:51:33,886 --> 00:51:36,221 - And if you vomit? - As a team? 537 00:51:37,931 --> 00:51:39,308 There's a rule? 538 00:51:39,391 --> 00:51:42,895 You get a time deduction, but if you vomit alone... 539 00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:46,190 They add time, got it. Okay, show of hands. 540 00:51:46,773 --> 00:51:48,734 How many of you take part in the Lake Race? 541 00:51:50,068 --> 00:51:52,070 Everyone. 542 00:51:52,905 --> 00:51:55,908 I swear, no one could tell. 543 00:51:55,949 --> 00:51:59,661 This is interesting because we're talking about Churchill... 544 00:51:59,995 --> 00:52:04,458 ...and besides writing 37 books in 58 volumes... 545 00:52:04,666 --> 00:52:08,921 ...painting over 500 paintings, receiving the Nobel Prize in literature... 546 00:52:08,962 --> 00:52:14,510 ...and winning WW2 as one of the world's greatest commanders, he also said: 547 00:52:14,676 --> 00:52:19,306 "I never drink before breakfast." 548 00:52:19,473 --> 00:52:24,102 So, when you run around totally wasted... 549 00:52:24,269 --> 00:52:29,191 ...throwing up in bushes and alleys, don't feel alone... 550 00:52:29,274 --> 00:52:31,902 ...because you're in great company. 551 00:52:31,944 --> 00:52:36,156 Grant, Hemingway and old Winston... 552 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:41,995 ...could kick your ass in the Lake Race. But the question is: 553 00:52:42,496 --> 00:52:46,458 If you're to take a history exam, which one of you ambitious youngsters... 554 00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:49,378 ...will flunk big time, and who will pass? 555 00:52:49,711 --> 00:52:54,842 In other words, who will do as Hemingway and blow his brains out... 556 00:52:54,925 --> 00:52:57,636 ...and who will win a world war? 557 00:53:02,975 --> 00:53:08,105 Okay, okay. Listen up. 558 00:53:08,897 --> 00:53:12,526 Josse, help me out here. You know all about D-Day, right? 559 00:53:13,026 --> 00:53:15,946 To the board, go on. 560 00:53:17,322 --> 00:53:21,994 Give me three good reasons for D-Day's success. 561 00:53:22,202 --> 00:53:25,122 D-Day was the day... 562 00:53:25,247 --> 00:53:29,042 ...the Allied Forces landed on a French beach. 563 00:53:29,084 --> 00:53:34,381 - Yes, where? - Normandy. 564 00:53:34,506 --> 00:53:37,759 - See you, Martin. - See you. 565 00:53:41,847 --> 00:53:45,893 I've booked a canoe trip. 566 00:53:50,606 --> 00:53:52,357 Martin? Martin... 567 00:53:56,153 --> 00:53:59,740 - What level are you at? - Around 0.1, I think. 568 00:54:01,158 --> 00:54:02,409 Fantastic. 569 00:54:12,586 --> 00:54:16,924 Nooooo:( Said yes to a shift. Didn't think you meant it. 570 00:54:20,928 --> 00:54:21,845 Seriously? 571 00:54:26,642 --> 00:54:29,937 Can't you change it? 572 00:54:33,524 --> 00:54:35,359 See you tomorrow. 573 00:55:37,713 --> 00:55:39,506 Sigrid... the quote. 574 00:55:41,842 --> 00:55:45,262 "To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily." 575 00:55:45,554 --> 00:55:48,265 "Not to dare is to lose oneself." 576 00:55:48,974 --> 00:55:50,017 Are you ready? 577 00:55:50,100 --> 00:55:50,934 Yes. 578 00:55:51,018 --> 00:55:52,019 Stand up. 579 00:55:53,687 --> 00:55:55,272 Hand to your heart. 580 00:55:56,773 --> 00:55:57,858 You too, Specs. 581 00:55:58,192 --> 00:56:02,237 A lovely land is ours... 582 00:56:02,487 --> 00:56:06,867 ...with beeches green about her... 583 00:56:06,867 --> 00:56:13,624 ...encircled by the sea encircled by the sea. 584 00:56:13,665 --> 00:56:15,792 Off you go! 585 00:56:17,503 --> 00:56:18,795 Hjalte! 586 00:56:18,837 --> 00:56:21,507 Boys! I'm busy over here. 587 00:56:21,632 --> 00:56:24,760 Finish up already! Hjalte! Finish it! 588 00:56:25,552 --> 00:56:29,014 Goddammit! 589 00:56:29,056 --> 00:56:29,806 Come again. 590 00:56:33,519 --> 00:56:34,645 Pass to Huxi! 591 00:56:36,355 --> 00:56:37,523 Hjalte, nice pass. 592 00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:48,033 Okay, listen up, boys. 593 00:56:48,492 --> 00:56:50,661 Hjalte! Pass the ball to Kasper. 594 00:56:51,828 --> 00:56:54,706 Go on! Run! Huxi, pass to Bror! 595 00:56:55,541 --> 00:56:59,419 Pass to Specs now! That's right! 596 00:56:59,795 --> 00:57:01,755 Run, Specs! Come on! 597 00:57:04,716 --> 00:57:07,386 Come on! 598 00:57:18,146 --> 00:57:19,398 Awesome! 599 00:57:34,538 --> 00:57:37,708 Tommy! You're the best coach in the world! 600 00:57:39,418 --> 00:57:41,712 A sliding tackle! 601 00:57:42,504 --> 00:57:45,299 You can totally do a sliding tackle on this! 602 00:57:48,218 --> 00:57:50,846 - Is that allowed? - Sliding tackle! 603 00:57:52,264 --> 00:57:54,057 - Sliding tackle. - No, no! 604 00:57:55,809 --> 00:57:59,271 Are you afraid of my sliding tackle? 605 00:57:59,897 --> 00:58:01,773 Take this! Yes! 606 00:58:10,073 --> 00:58:14,912 I wish I had a couple of kids running around in the garden. 607 00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:17,873 I'd have liked that. 608 00:58:19,291 --> 00:58:23,337 But you get all wound up and start tidying up whenever you meet a woman. 609 00:58:25,506 --> 00:58:29,760 - Just calm the fuck down. - That won't get me any kids, Tommy. 610 00:58:32,179 --> 00:58:36,183 You've got your students. They're gonna remember you forever. 611 00:58:36,558 --> 00:58:39,978 They're gonna forget all about us the moment they're out the door. 612 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:56,119 Hi, Sebastian. 613 00:59:07,297 --> 00:59:10,133 Hey. Are you okay? 614 00:59:10,342 --> 00:59:12,135 Yeah, I was just studying. 615 00:59:13,387 --> 00:59:17,933 I may not teach psychology, but you sure don't look okay. 616 00:59:19,268 --> 00:59:20,143 What's going on? 617 00:59:22,896 --> 00:59:24,731 - Love troubles? - What? 618 00:59:27,276 --> 00:59:31,947 I've had my heart broken a couple of times. 619 00:59:31,989 --> 00:59:33,073 Sit down. 620 00:59:34,700 --> 00:59:38,579 - But know this about girls... - Peter, it's not that. 621 00:59:41,206 --> 00:59:44,251 - What, then? - All this. 622 00:59:47,546 --> 00:59:49,923 School, homework, grades... 623 00:59:52,050 --> 00:59:56,555 - I broke down during exams last year. - You're worried about exams already? 624 00:59:57,222 --> 01:00:00,350 I have to be. I can't repeat another year. 625 01:00:00,475 --> 01:00:01,643 Hey... 626 01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:08,859 It's horrible being here again. 627 01:00:12,613 --> 01:00:16,074 As long as I get a B+ average, I can get into medical school. 628 01:00:17,993 --> 01:00:19,703 But right now I'll be lucky to pass. 629 01:00:28,128 --> 01:00:31,256 Ever considered having a drink before the exam? 630 01:00:31,924 --> 01:00:34,885 - What? - Just a shot. 631 01:00:34,885 --> 01:00:39,181 Or maybe two, to take the edge off your anxiety... 632 01:00:39,348 --> 01:00:41,350 ...and to loosen your tongue. 633 01:00:41,725 --> 01:00:44,978 I know it sounds crazy, but I won't tell anyone. 634 01:00:45,938 --> 01:00:50,400 - Go! We're way too close. - Come on! 635 01:00:50,609 --> 01:00:54,154 - Well done, Mom. - They're falling apart in boat 1. 636 01:00:55,864 --> 01:00:59,326 - We weren't ready! - Go, go, go! 637 01:01:00,077 --> 01:01:04,039 - This is nice. - That one over there, it's flat. 638 01:01:04,998 --> 01:01:07,584 - Are we there? - Sure, just a bit lopsided. 639 01:01:10,546 --> 01:01:15,342 - Want us to carry some of your load? - Stop gloating, Martin. 640 01:01:20,097 --> 01:01:21,306 Want me to grab the water? 641 01:01:22,891 --> 01:01:24,226 Put it in here. 642 01:01:25,227 --> 01:01:27,604 - In here? - Yes, just... 643 01:01:28,063 --> 01:01:31,483 Oh no. I want another partner. 644 01:01:32,651 --> 01:01:39,032 - Why do you and Mom get the big tent? - And why are we so deep in the woods? 645 01:01:39,157 --> 01:01:41,201 - Yessir! - Yes! 646 01:01:41,660 --> 01:01:44,663 - Does it live in Africa? - No. 647 01:01:48,417 --> 01:01:51,879 - Does it live in... - Is it a... 648 01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:55,883 - Don't skip my turn. - We're in for a long night. 649 01:01:56,884 --> 01:02:00,304 - Is it a sea cow? - A what? 650 01:02:00,470 --> 01:02:04,057 - You're supposed to narrow it down. - I am. 651 01:02:04,141 --> 01:02:07,728 Does it live in the Swedish woods? 652 01:02:09,313 --> 01:02:12,733 - Does it live on the savannah? - No. 653 01:02:13,108 --> 01:02:14,276 It doesn't live on the savannah. 654 01:02:15,527 --> 01:02:18,363 If it doesn't live on the savannah nor in the Swedish woods... 655 01:02:18,530 --> 01:02:21,992 ...it must be a cuckoo. A cuckoo. 656 01:02:22,284 --> 01:02:26,788 - A cookie? - A cuckoo. It's a bird. 657 01:02:26,914 --> 01:02:28,498 - Is that it? - No. 658 01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:33,170 - You're supposed to narrow it down. - Don't you get it? 659 01:02:33,337 --> 01:02:36,340 - I get it! - Does it live in the water? 660 01:02:36,465 --> 01:02:40,052 Each time I ask, I have one option less the next time. 661 01:02:40,093 --> 01:02:45,140 So now you're down to 1,224,000,000 animals. 662 01:02:45,182 --> 01:02:47,017 - Come on, Kasper. - A salmon. 663 01:03:10,832 --> 01:03:12,417 What's happening? 664 01:03:14,253 --> 01:03:15,504 What's happening? 665 01:03:21,718 --> 01:03:23,470 - Are you crying? - Yes. 666 01:03:23,762 --> 01:03:24,930 Why? 667 01:03:26,890 --> 01:03:29,935 I think I've missed you, that's all. 668 01:03:40,821 --> 01:03:42,072 Me too. 669 01:03:59,173 --> 01:04:00,674 I've missed us. 670 01:04:03,677 --> 01:04:04,761 For a long time. 671 01:04:10,392 --> 01:04:11,476 Maybe too long. 672 01:04:31,079 --> 01:04:35,083 What do you have in store for us? Are we having a drink first? 673 01:04:36,251 --> 01:04:39,129 I spoke to a senior psychologist at a leading hospital... 674 01:04:40,047 --> 01:04:44,593 ...about a chapter he entitled 'Harmful Consumption of Alcohol'. 675 01:04:44,676 --> 01:04:47,429 - For a longer period of time. - So you want us to stop? 676 01:04:47,471 --> 01:04:53,393 No. I'd like for us to examine the entire spectrum of alcohol. 677 01:04:53,977 --> 01:04:56,063 I mean, if we're to do a report? 678 01:04:56,104 --> 01:04:59,024 Skårderud talks about 'ignition'. 679 01:04:59,191 --> 01:05:02,194 After 7-10 units... 680 01:05:02,736 --> 01:05:05,864 ...you either get tired and go home... 681 01:05:06,573 --> 01:05:11,036 ...or you get a restless mouth: The more you get, the more you want. 682 01:05:11,662 --> 01:05:13,830 You want to drink anything all the time. 683 01:05:14,414 --> 01:05:18,252 I'd like for us to drink to the point of ignition... 684 01:05:19,253 --> 01:05:20,921 ...and beyond. 685 01:05:22,297 --> 01:05:25,592 I'm talking about the ultimate catharsis. 686 01:05:26,301 --> 01:05:28,387 Total oblivion. 687 01:05:28,428 --> 01:05:31,682 - I think I'm getting off here, boys. - Really? 688 01:05:32,140 --> 01:05:36,436 I think it's time to get back to my family. 689 01:05:36,478 --> 01:05:37,521 I'm game. 690 01:05:39,731 --> 01:05:44,236 - What are you up to? Are you drunk? - No, we're not. 691 01:05:45,070 --> 01:05:46,655 - Sure? - Yes. 692 01:05:46,822 --> 01:05:50,742 We're off to capoeira and then to my Dad's... 693 01:05:50,868 --> 01:05:54,371 ...while you goof off or whatever the hell you do. 694 01:05:54,746 --> 01:05:57,457 Remember to shop for tomorrow. Fresh codfish. 695 01:05:57,708 --> 01:05:59,793 - Sure. - Fresh cod. 696 01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:02,713 Fresh cod it is. Bye, kids. 697 01:06:02,963 --> 01:06:05,299 Have fun at capoeira. 698 01:06:06,884 --> 01:06:07,843 Fresh cod. 699 01:06:07,926 --> 01:06:09,511 - Fresh cod. - Fresh cod. 700 01:06:10,470 --> 01:06:12,973 - Coming, Tommy? - Yes. 701 01:06:13,891 --> 01:06:17,853 - Have we got everything? Booze? - It's all in here. 702 01:06:18,061 --> 01:06:22,316 We'll start with this. Peychaud's bitters. 703 01:06:22,357 --> 01:06:25,569 - Alcohol-free? - It's all alcohol! 704 01:06:25,736 --> 01:06:28,822 Seven, eight... Add four lumps of sugar. 705 01:06:28,864 --> 01:06:32,784 - Got it. - Crush them. We need some ice. 706 01:06:33,368 --> 01:06:36,622 - This is all very elaborate, isn't it? - No. 707 01:06:36,747 --> 01:06:38,790 We might as well drink surgical spirit, then. 708 01:06:39,082 --> 01:06:44,379 - What are you having? - Sazerac. 5 cl bourbon, 1 cl absinthe. 709 01:06:44,796 --> 01:06:47,758 The jazz musicians in New Orleans created it... 710 01:06:47,799 --> 01:06:49,968 ...to look like a watered-down cocktail. 711 01:06:49,968 --> 01:06:50,385 Okay. 712 01:06:50,427 --> 01:06:54,056 But it's pure alcohol. I mean, it's... 713 01:06:54,264 --> 01:06:58,101 - Why do you rotate the glass? - To coat it with absinthe. 714 01:06:58,143 --> 01:06:59,436 Then add this. 715 01:07:01,897 --> 01:07:05,651 And now for the magic touch. Hand me the orange. 716 01:07:05,651 --> 01:07:10,989 You cut off a slice. The peel contains a fragrant oil. 717 01:07:10,989 --> 01:07:14,493 - I don't need it. - Oh yes. Just rub it on the edge. 718 01:07:14,785 --> 01:07:18,163 - Smell that. - I'll grab that. Is it all done? 719 01:07:18,163 --> 01:07:22,459 Hey, wait for the rest of us. Cheers. 720 01:07:27,172 --> 01:07:28,507 Holy crap! 721 01:07:29,216 --> 01:07:31,677 Well, what are we gonna write? 722 01:07:32,261 --> 01:07:33,220 Part 3. 723 01:07:34,054 --> 01:07:35,639 The maximum BAC. 724 01:07:38,350 --> 01:07:40,310 The maximum BAC. 725 01:07:40,561 --> 01:07:45,732 Study of high alcohol intake aspiring to reach maximum level... 726 01:07:46,358 --> 01:07:48,777 ...with special focus on observation of... 727 01:07:49,027 --> 01:07:52,447 ...emancipating psychological effects. 728 01:07:52,865 --> 01:07:55,117 The study is conducted in private... 729 01:07:56,118 --> 01:07:59,955 ...to avoid negative interference from and with the surroundings. 730 01:07:59,955 --> 01:08:03,417 - Here's another round. - Martin, don't you want a drink? 731 01:08:03,542 --> 01:08:05,794 - I'll pass. - Don't you want a drink? 732 01:08:06,545 --> 01:08:07,880 There you go. 733 01:08:12,384 --> 01:08:14,344 - See you. - Cheers. 734 01:08:15,929 --> 01:08:18,557 Holy crap. I've never tasted anything like it. 735 01:08:19,933 --> 01:08:21,226 Jesus Christ. 736 01:08:22,352 --> 01:08:23,854 Holy crap. 737 01:08:23,979 --> 01:08:26,982 - It's fucking strong. - But also, good. 738 01:08:29,484 --> 01:08:30,819 Are you sure about that, Martin? 739 01:08:34,239 --> 01:08:35,574 There you go. 740 01:08:37,534 --> 01:08:40,787 Holy crap. What is this? 741 01:08:40,954 --> 01:08:42,748 Cheers! 742 01:08:42,956 --> 01:08:44,082 Cheers. 743 01:09:23,539 --> 01:09:26,375 - How's the dancing? - Gone to hell. 744 01:09:26,416 --> 01:09:27,584 Martin! 745 01:09:33,799 --> 01:09:35,092 There we go. 746 01:09:38,971 --> 01:09:39,930 Cheers! 747 01:10:16,300 --> 01:10:18,302 Down, down, down. 748 01:10:18,343 --> 01:10:21,346 - I'm not downing it. Just a swig. - Cheers. 749 01:10:22,723 --> 01:10:25,851 We need to go higher. To the top! 750 01:10:47,581 --> 01:10:48,665 Martin. 751 01:10:55,130 --> 01:10:57,090 Where is the fresh codfish? 752 01:10:58,008 --> 01:11:01,470 I'm afraid we're out of fresh. We've only got frozen. 753 01:11:01,637 --> 01:11:04,556 Why haven't you got fresh cod... 754 01:11:04,973 --> 01:11:09,436 ...when all months with an R in them are cod months?! 755 01:11:09,478 --> 01:11:11,480 Well, it may be in season... 756 01:11:11,522 --> 01:11:13,023 Hey! Hello! 757 01:11:18,654 --> 01:11:20,239 Hey, listen. 758 01:11:24,201 --> 01:11:28,997 I once caught a cod with my bare hands. I just grabbed it... 759 01:11:30,666 --> 01:11:33,126 - It was like... - There it is. 760 01:11:36,213 --> 01:11:38,131 - What the fuck are you doing? - It's right there. 761 01:11:38,257 --> 01:11:42,553 I'll catch a crab... And I'll use the crab to catch the cod. 762 01:11:42,678 --> 01:11:47,015 We have to stick to the rules. 763 01:11:47,015 --> 01:11:50,018 Always put on a life jacket. 764 01:11:50,060 --> 01:11:52,437 Why can't you swim? You're a gym teacher. 765 01:11:52,521 --> 01:11:54,106 I teach gym, not... 766 01:11:54,231 --> 01:11:58,026 - Forget the cod. Let's go out. - Coming. 767 01:11:58,110 --> 01:12:00,404 - Come on. - Coming! 768 01:12:00,904 --> 01:12:05,117 - Peter! - Not again! 769 01:12:05,284 --> 01:12:07,202 Shut up! 770 01:12:09,204 --> 01:12:10,998 See you in town! 771 01:12:11,415 --> 01:12:15,252 Oh, what a jolly night! 772 01:12:32,436 --> 01:12:36,190 Oh, what a jolly night! 773 01:12:57,085 --> 01:12:59,254 We gotta eat. Gotta eat. 774 01:12:59,630 --> 01:13:02,090 1,000 kroner for some fish 'n' chips. 775 01:13:02,132 --> 01:13:03,842 2,000... 3,000. 776 01:13:04,134 --> 01:13:07,304 Take your money. Drop it. 777 01:13:07,429 --> 01:13:10,098 So I'll eat it. 778 01:13:10,182 --> 01:13:11,767 Don't do that. 779 01:13:13,810 --> 01:13:17,606 - Karen, give me 4747s. - That's a Christmas beer. 780 01:13:17,648 --> 01:13:19,733 4747s! 781 01:13:19,775 --> 01:13:22,361 - Last round! - Tommy... 782 01:13:27,282 --> 01:13:32,246 You've had your fill of beer, dearie. Good night and sleep tight. 783 01:13:36,124 --> 01:13:39,002 Last round! 784 01:13:39,837 --> 01:13:42,756 Get down from there! 785 01:13:42,881 --> 01:13:46,426 He just wants to show us his jazz ballet moves. 786 01:13:47,302 --> 01:13:51,974 Dance...! 787 01:13:59,648 --> 01:14:02,067 Are you coming? 788 01:14:09,575 --> 01:14:10,868 Coming? 789 01:15:15,224 --> 01:15:19,728 Ew, Nikolaj, you just pissed! Gross! 790 01:15:19,853 --> 01:15:20,771 Aw! 791 01:15:20,979 --> 01:15:25,317 - What's happening, Mom? - Dad just peed in the bed. 792 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:29,613 - Ew, that's gross. - Christ, just how drunk are you? 793 01:15:29,613 --> 01:15:33,283 Hey, calm down. Do we even know... 794 01:15:33,492 --> 01:15:38,038 - Otto pees on me, too. - You're so far out. 795 01:15:38,163 --> 01:15:40,791 Let's go watch some TV. 796 01:15:42,084 --> 01:15:44,586 Is it time to get up? Now? 797 01:15:49,258 --> 01:15:52,719 - Nikolaj, what are you doing? - Checking to see if I can drive. 798 01:15:52,761 --> 01:15:56,098 Drive? That's the baby monitor! 799 01:15:57,307 --> 01:16:00,435 - Help me get up. - Hell no. 800 01:16:01,353 --> 01:16:02,563 - There, there. - Come on. 801 01:16:02,604 --> 01:16:05,190 You're not fit to look after your kids anymore. 802 01:16:05,941 --> 01:16:09,736 There, there, sweetie. 803 01:16:09,778 --> 01:16:13,365 Deal with this mess by yourself. We're going to my sister's. 804 01:16:15,033 --> 01:16:17,119 Nikolaj, do you understand?! 805 01:16:46,982 --> 01:16:50,861 - Hello. It's the neighbor. - He's bleeding. 806 01:16:50,944 --> 01:16:56,575 - Look, go back in... - And bring Kenya. Get him up. 807 01:16:59,119 --> 01:17:00,662 I can't... 808 01:17:01,955 --> 01:17:04,041 Come on, get up. 809 01:17:04,541 --> 01:17:06,084 I'll take him from here. 810 01:17:07,878 --> 01:17:11,298 - Hi, Jonas. - This isn't our house, Dad. 811 01:17:11,798 --> 01:17:14,051 Let's go home. 812 01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:18,931 - Just hang on... - Hey, take it easy. 813 01:17:21,266 --> 01:17:22,184 Okay. 814 01:18:06,895 --> 01:18:09,231 You have to explain to the children what happened, Martin. 815 01:18:13,151 --> 01:18:14,278 Okay. 816 01:18:17,573 --> 01:18:19,533 Well, I got a little drunk yesterday. 817 01:18:25,706 --> 01:18:29,084 But Dad, you've been drunk for a while, haven't you? 818 01:18:30,878 --> 01:18:31,587 Yes. 819 01:18:32,796 --> 01:18:34,673 Everybody knows now, I think. 820 01:18:41,138 --> 01:18:44,391 - Please go to your rooms. - But we just sat down. 821 01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:45,434 Now. 822 01:19:00,199 --> 01:19:01,700 What's going on, Martin? 823 01:19:03,869 --> 01:19:05,913 I don't recognize you anymore. 824 01:19:07,581 --> 01:19:10,626 I haven't recognized you for a long time. 825 01:19:14,421 --> 01:19:15,756 We don't talk anymore. 826 01:19:19,092 --> 01:19:23,138 10 minutes on a vacation, and then you're gone again. 827 01:19:24,473 --> 01:19:26,475 - Says you. - Yes. 828 01:19:26,767 --> 01:19:28,936 You've been shutting me out for years. 829 01:19:30,771 --> 01:19:31,855 Okay. 830 01:19:32,272 --> 01:19:34,608 I couldn't care less if you drink with your friends. 831 01:19:36,235 --> 01:19:37,486 That's not the point. 832 01:19:39,196 --> 01:19:40,864 This entire country drinks like maniacs anyway. 833 01:19:44,117 --> 01:19:48,163 Don't you see that our problem is that you're never really present? 834 01:19:48,372 --> 01:19:49,998 You're completely invisible! 835 01:19:52,543 --> 01:19:54,503 And when you have fun, it's with someone other than me. 836 01:20:04,263 --> 01:20:08,684 Are you also having fun with someone other than me? 837 01:20:09,768 --> 01:20:13,564 Do you have fun with someone other than me? 838 01:20:17,359 --> 01:20:18,527 Martin, I couldn't just... 839 01:20:24,825 --> 01:20:27,327 I couldn't just sit here and wait for you. 840 01:20:32,541 --> 01:20:34,209 Don't sit here and wait for me. 841 01:20:35,002 --> 01:20:36,170 Just get out. 842 01:20:37,421 --> 01:20:38,505 Get out of here. 843 01:20:41,925 --> 01:20:42,759 Get out. 844 01:20:43,969 --> 01:20:46,138 Get the hell out of here! 845 01:20:46,847 --> 01:20:50,726 What the hell are you saying to me? What are you saying to me? 846 01:20:54,229 --> 01:20:55,981 Nobody has to wait for me. 847 01:20:59,610 --> 01:21:01,403 Nobody has to wait for me! 848 01:22:11,890 --> 01:22:17,229 Study of Skårderud's theory that man is born with an alcohol level 0.05% too low... 849 01:22:18,146 --> 01:22:19,314 ...ends here... 850 01:22:34,288 --> 01:22:36,999 Due to immense, negative social effects... 851 01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:40,210 ...and danger of... 852 01:22:41,086 --> 01:22:42,171 Alcoholism. 853 01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:34,056 I've called for this extraordinary meeting on very unpleasant grounds. 854 01:23:35,140 --> 01:23:37,476 I hope you've had a nice Christmas break. 855 01:23:39,853 --> 01:23:42,773 I have received consistent reports that one or more of the faculty... 856 01:23:42,814 --> 01:23:46,443 ...for some time now have been consuming alcohol on our premises. 857 01:23:47,611 --> 01:23:48,779 During the day. 858 01:23:52,574 --> 01:23:58,163 So far, I've dismissed it as pure fiction, but I... 859 01:23:58,539 --> 01:24:02,584 - I'm running late... - But... 860 01:24:21,186 --> 01:24:22,145 Tommy. 861 01:24:25,023 --> 01:24:27,568 - Tommy, what's up? - Just a little tired... 862 01:24:30,237 --> 01:24:31,488 - Martin? - Yeah? 863 01:24:33,448 --> 01:24:36,034 - Maybe we should... - I'll sit down here. 864 01:24:50,716 --> 01:24:55,387 Too many students nowadays are little boys... 865 01:24:55,596 --> 01:24:58,974 ...struggling to... 866 01:25:02,019 --> 01:25:04,855 Go ahead... Sorry. 867 01:25:11,069 --> 01:25:11,862 Tommy! 868 01:26:05,249 --> 01:26:06,208 Laban. 869 01:26:07,876 --> 01:26:08,752 Laban. 870 01:26:12,589 --> 01:26:18,178 Hey, Laban, did you see who stopped by, huh? 871 01:26:18,428 --> 01:26:24,643 Damn! Give me a hug, old buddy. 872 01:26:26,103 --> 01:26:30,566 - What the hell... did you clean up? - Yes. 873 01:26:30,607 --> 01:26:35,028 - There's some pasta in the fridge. - Do you want to join me? 874 01:26:35,445 --> 01:26:39,324 I'll... I'll just set the table. 875 01:26:40,576 --> 01:26:44,037 - I think I have a couple of cold ones. - Tommy... 876 01:26:44,746 --> 01:26:47,791 - Better leave them. - Yeah, better to leave them. 877 01:26:48,792 --> 01:26:51,879 That thing at school, what a mess. I won't do it again. 878 01:26:52,796 --> 01:26:55,757 I know I've been spaced out... 879 01:26:56,633 --> 01:26:58,510 ...but boy, it's been fun. 880 01:27:00,637 --> 01:27:03,056 It did you good. 881 01:27:04,349 --> 01:27:09,062 You were all fired up and laid back at the same time. 882 01:27:10,522 --> 01:27:13,025 - How's your back? - The same. 883 01:27:13,233 --> 01:27:17,321 It'll get better. Soon you'll be doing this and this. 884 01:27:19,156 --> 01:27:20,240 Tommy, take it easy. 885 01:27:22,159 --> 01:27:26,872 Yeah right. I'll take it easy. 886 01:27:49,811 --> 01:27:50,896 But Martin... 887 01:27:54,483 --> 01:27:56,235 You don't all have to stop by all the time. 888 01:27:57,528 --> 01:27:59,655 I'd rather you didn't. 889 01:28:00,822 --> 01:28:03,450 I've got a handle on things. I promise to call the school. 890 01:28:04,910 --> 01:28:07,120 Okay. Fine. 891 01:28:09,122 --> 01:28:10,832 Let's keep in touch, okay? 892 01:28:25,931 --> 01:28:26,682 What? 893 01:28:31,144 --> 01:28:32,437 This isn't worth anything. 894 01:28:34,147 --> 01:28:35,274 What do you mean? 895 01:28:38,402 --> 01:28:39,653 You don't want this. 896 01:28:44,825 --> 01:28:46,577 But I'm rooting for you, Martin. 897 01:28:48,287 --> 01:28:49,955 And for Anika. You know? 898 01:28:52,291 --> 01:28:54,501 Martin and Anika. 899 01:28:56,753 --> 01:28:57,880 It's always been you two. 900 01:29:00,132 --> 01:29:01,800 And I know you love her, right? 901 01:29:04,344 --> 01:29:05,929 Chin up, old buddy. 902 01:29:07,347 --> 01:29:09,349 Promise me that? That's how I remember you. 903 01:29:13,979 --> 01:29:15,314 You can do anything. 904 01:29:17,357 --> 01:29:19,693 Okay. Thanks. 905 01:29:22,154 --> 01:29:23,405 But keep in touch, okay? 906 01:29:59,107 --> 01:30:00,526 - Hi. - Hi. 907 01:30:03,529 --> 01:30:04,488 Well... 908 01:30:13,747 --> 01:30:15,332 Would you like something? 909 01:30:19,753 --> 01:30:22,381 Hi. Would you like something to eat? 910 01:30:22,923 --> 01:30:26,260 Just a glass of white wine for me, please. 911 01:30:26,343 --> 01:30:29,263 - The house wine, yes. - Chilled. 912 01:30:30,430 --> 01:30:31,598 I'm not hungry. 913 01:30:36,728 --> 01:30:40,941 Kasper is okay with two birthday parties. 914 01:30:41,483 --> 01:30:43,610 - One at your place and one at mine. - Good. 915 01:30:43,944 --> 01:30:47,364 - So you could invite your mom. - I could do that. 916 01:30:51,201 --> 01:30:54,121 - That is why you wanted to meet, right? - Yes. 917 01:30:55,289 --> 01:30:58,250 I also wanted to... 918 01:30:59,293 --> 01:31:02,212 That's good. Fine. Good. 919 01:31:11,138 --> 01:31:12,431 I miss you. 920 01:31:14,433 --> 01:31:18,270 - I'd like to... - One glass of the house white wine. 921 01:31:24,067 --> 01:31:26,528 - I'd like to apologize. - Please... 922 01:31:30,616 --> 01:31:32,492 I haven't been okay for a long time. 923 01:31:36,455 --> 01:31:38,624 When I look at you now, I can't help thinking about... 924 01:31:40,417 --> 01:31:44,254 ...how many years I've wasted on feeling like that. So I apologize. 925 01:31:47,090 --> 01:31:48,550 You said I'd pushed you away. 926 01:31:49,843 --> 01:31:52,513 - If that's true, then... - I can't do this. 927 01:31:52,888 --> 01:31:56,016 - It's the biggest mistake of my life. - I can't do this. 928 01:31:56,683 --> 01:32:00,270 I thought we were going to discuss Kasper's birthday and practicalities. 929 01:32:00,312 --> 01:32:03,106 That's all fine and well, but I just want to... 930 01:32:05,526 --> 01:32:05,984 Okay. 931 01:32:06,026 --> 01:32:10,447 Talk about Kasper's birthday or practicalities, or else I'm leaving. 932 01:32:10,489 --> 01:32:11,490 Okay. 933 01:32:20,624 --> 01:32:23,293 Can I just say that... 934 01:32:24,044 --> 01:32:25,504 ...I wish we were still together? 935 01:32:27,214 --> 01:32:30,592 Getting on with our lives. We always could. 936 01:32:30,717 --> 01:32:33,846 - That's a long time ago. - No, it isn't. 937 01:32:33,887 --> 01:32:36,014 Martin, that's a long time ago. 938 01:32:40,394 --> 01:32:44,106 We're not a 100 years old. I'm right here. 939 01:32:45,858 --> 01:32:48,569 You're right there looking so beautiful. 940 01:32:52,447 --> 01:32:54,366 It's not too late. We have many years. 941 01:32:59,121 --> 01:33:00,205 Anika... 942 01:33:02,624 --> 01:33:03,792 And I love you. 943 01:33:06,378 --> 01:33:07,504 I'm sorry. 944 01:33:08,547 --> 01:33:09,590 You love me? 945 01:33:19,683 --> 01:33:20,642 I can't. 946 01:33:26,481 --> 01:33:27,608 I'm sorry. 947 01:33:34,031 --> 01:33:34,865 Anika... 948 01:33:36,783 --> 01:33:38,535 - I have to go now. - Stay. 949 01:33:41,622 --> 01:33:43,999 Can't you wait a bit? 950 01:33:45,375 --> 01:33:47,794 Can I have my coat, please? 951 01:34:07,481 --> 01:34:10,317 - Good morning, Martin. - Good morning. 952 01:34:24,456 --> 01:34:27,084 So, you have a history exam. 953 01:34:30,420 --> 01:34:31,588 Well... 954 01:34:32,548 --> 01:34:36,426 I can't give you anymore, but then we have... 955 01:34:36,677 --> 01:34:39,972 We have covered some stuff. 956 01:34:41,139 --> 01:34:45,018 - Some stuff? Why do you say that? - What do you mean? 957 01:34:45,519 --> 01:34:50,148 - Haven't we covered everything? - Sure. 958 01:34:51,733 --> 01:34:54,236 It's like you changed gears. 959 01:34:55,445 --> 01:34:57,114 Yeah, I guess I did. 960 01:34:57,906 --> 01:34:59,741 We're totally ready. 961 01:35:02,953 --> 01:35:03,704 Okay. 962 01:35:04,413 --> 01:35:05,747 Thanks, Malthe. 963 01:35:07,291 --> 01:35:08,417 I'm glad to hear it. 964 01:35:10,502 --> 01:35:15,215 Well, happy studying. And good luck with the exam. 965 01:35:16,884 --> 01:35:19,136 Sebastian, you're next. 966 01:35:28,729 --> 01:35:30,564 Pick a number, please. 967 01:35:32,608 --> 01:35:36,612 - What number did you get? - Three. 968 01:35:37,654 --> 01:35:42,743 Sebastian. You didn't get your topic. It's Kierkegaard. 969 01:35:42,826 --> 01:35:45,746 - I can't. - Sure you can. 970 01:35:45,787 --> 01:35:49,333 - No. - Stop it. You'll do great. 971 01:35:50,375 --> 01:35:54,421 - Do you remember anything? - Not a thing. 972 01:35:55,380 --> 01:35:56,965 You're tensing up. 973 01:36:05,390 --> 01:36:08,769 - Drink this. - I thought you quit. 974 01:36:08,936 --> 01:36:13,232 Go on, take a swig. But don't make a habit of it. 975 01:36:13,941 --> 01:36:16,944 Have another swig. 976 01:36:17,986 --> 01:36:20,155 Give me some, too. 977 01:36:24,076 --> 01:36:26,411 Damn. It's force majeure. 978 01:36:28,705 --> 01:36:32,918 A human being, according to Kierkegaard... 979 01:36:33,752 --> 01:36:39,800 ...is a synthesis of the spirit and the body. 980 01:36:45,806 --> 01:36:47,975 Sebastian, have a sip of water. 981 01:36:48,851 --> 01:36:50,686 Just to collect your thoughts. 982 01:37:09,037 --> 01:37:11,373 The concept of anxiety, was it? 983 01:37:14,459 --> 01:37:18,505 Well, Kierkegaard's concept of anxiety illustrates... 984 01:37:18,547 --> 01:37:24,803 ...how a human being deals with the notion of failing. 985 01:37:25,304 --> 01:37:28,682 - And even more importantly? - With having failed. 986 01:37:30,100 --> 01:37:33,020 You must accept yourself as fallible... 987 01:37:34,188 --> 01:37:37,107 ...in order to love others and life. 988 01:37:38,358 --> 01:37:40,360 Sebastian, can you give us an example? 989 01:37:42,446 --> 01:37:45,449 Yes. I myself have failed. 990 01:37:50,871 --> 01:37:52,789 Down you go. 991 01:37:54,541 --> 01:37:57,085 Come here, Laban. 992 01:38:24,321 --> 01:38:30,077 I love this variegated world... 993 01:38:30,285 --> 01:38:35,415 ...despite its need and strife... 994 01:38:36,166 --> 01:38:41,839 ...to me the Earth is beautiful... 995 01:38:42,047 --> 01:38:46,593 ...as back in the patriarchs' time. 996 01:38:48,136 --> 01:38:54,101 I have cried like others from pain... 997 01:38:54,268 --> 01:38:59,273 ...because my bubble burst... 998 01:38:59,898 --> 01:39:02,234 You got a B. 999 01:39:02,234 --> 01:39:05,779 But the bubble isn't the world... 1000 01:39:05,821 --> 01:39:10,868 ...it's not the world that's curst. 1001 01:39:12,494 --> 01:39:14,663 Well done, Sebastian. 1002 01:39:16,373 --> 01:39:19,126 Congratulations. Now get out there and party. 1003 01:39:23,589 --> 01:39:29,219 If we had nothing to fight for... 1004 01:39:29,511 --> 01:39:34,683 ...what would then you and I be? 1005 01:39:35,601 --> 01:39:41,273 And that's why I love this world... 1006 01:39:41,648 --> 01:39:47,029 ...despite its need and strife... 1007 01:39:47,446 --> 01:39:52,910 ...to me the Earth is beautiful... 1008 01:39:53,285 --> 01:39:58,498 ...as it was at creation's time. 1009 01:41:14,116 --> 01:41:16,410 - Hi, Martin. - Hi, Peter. 1010 01:41:18,745 --> 01:41:21,832 - Let's... I mean, as we're pallbearers. - Right. 1011 01:42:49,002 --> 01:42:53,423 A lovely land is ours... 1012 01:42:53,674 --> 01:42:57,845 ...with beeches green about her... 1013 01:42:58,053 --> 01:43:06,353 ...encircled by the sea, encircled by the sea. 1014 01:43:06,603 --> 01:43:10,858 Her hills and vales are manifold. 1015 01:43:10,941 --> 01:43:15,487 Her name, of old, is Denmark... 1016 01:43:15,737 --> 01:43:19,408 ...and she is Freya's home... 1017 01:43:19,533 --> 01:43:23,537 ...and she is Freya's home. 1018 01:44:12,503 --> 01:44:13,170 To Tommy. 1019 01:44:15,130 --> 01:44:15,964 To Tommy. 1020 01:44:19,635 --> 01:44:20,677 To Tommy. 1021 01:44:36,235 --> 01:44:37,903 What would Tommy have done now? 1022 01:45:02,094 --> 01:45:04,137 Hi. I've spoken to Kasper. 1023 01:45:05,013 --> 01:45:07,933 - A table for three? - Thanks. 1024 01:45:09,101 --> 01:45:13,397 - Would you like to start with a drink? - Well... 1025 01:45:14,147 --> 01:45:15,858 A drink? 1026 01:45:17,693 --> 01:45:20,654 I need a Juvé y Camps. 1027 01:45:35,961 --> 01:45:38,714 - How are you doing? - Well... 1028 01:45:39,631 --> 01:45:41,300 I think a lot about that guy. 1029 01:45:53,937 --> 01:45:57,191 How are things at home? Has the dust settled? 1030 01:45:57,774 --> 01:45:59,484 - I think so. - Great. 1031 01:45:59,902 --> 01:46:02,905 It's like we have a new kind of connection. 1032 01:46:03,363 --> 01:46:08,619 Really? Did the kids move out? Or are they sleeping through the night now? 1033 01:46:09,203 --> 01:46:12,456 Well, it helps that I've stopped wetting the bed. 1034 01:46:12,831 --> 01:46:15,626 It's the little things that make all the difference. 1035 01:46:16,084 --> 01:46:17,294 Good tip. 1036 01:46:18,795 --> 01:46:20,547 I think we're doing fine. 1037 01:46:21,507 --> 01:46:26,595 Even Amalie has finally admitted... 1038 01:46:26,762 --> 01:46:30,724 ...that we've come a long way. 1039 01:46:30,891 --> 01:46:34,478 ...I miss you too. 1040 01:46:35,938 --> 01:46:40,567 - I'll have some more shrimps. - Why do shrimps have roe, anyway? 1041 01:46:40,609 --> 01:46:44,738 - Nobody likes it. - I could live on roe. 1042 01:46:45,405 --> 01:46:49,952 - Are you scared of getting fat? - Not at all. 1043 01:46:50,244 --> 01:46:54,748 After three dinner dates with that woman, you're all cocky. Did you hear? 1044 01:46:55,582 --> 01:46:58,502 - Peter's dating some broad. - Who? 1045 01:46:58,919 --> 01:47:00,712 - Did you go to the Christmas bash? - Yes. 1046 01:47:01,505 --> 01:47:03,382 She was interested in church modes. 1047 01:47:04,758 --> 01:47:08,303 So I took her to the woodwork room and put her in a clamp... 1048 01:47:08,595 --> 01:47:13,267 ...and then I gave her a bit of the old D sharp... 1049 01:47:13,308 --> 01:47:15,561 You're so lame! 1050 01:47:15,602 --> 01:47:18,897 It's that little pottery sub, you know. 1051 01:47:19,022 --> 01:47:23,485 Pottery?! She's a skilled art teacher. 1052 01:47:25,320 --> 01:47:26,822 But she is. 1053 01:47:27,072 --> 01:47:30,742 - Why do you call her little? - She is little. 1054 01:47:31,952 --> 01:47:34,580 A lot... 1055 01:47:34,705 --> 01:47:37,791 My mouth is so dry I could sandblast a bike. 1056 01:47:38,166 --> 01:47:41,962 Waiter! We'd like the wine list. 1057 01:47:46,842 --> 01:47:48,635 There come the graduates. 1058 01:47:48,760 --> 01:47:52,139 You're right! There come our graduates! 1059 01:47:54,808 --> 01:47:57,394 Congratulations! 1060 01:48:11,783 --> 01:48:16,914 I think Tommy is rooting for you and me. 1061 01:48:28,592 --> 01:48:32,054 Me too... 1062 01:48:53,992 --> 01:48:55,953 Cheers! 1063 01:49:15,097 --> 01:49:17,474 What are you doing?! 1064 01:49:30,988 --> 01:49:33,198 Did you see them throwing me into the air? 1065 01:49:33,282 --> 01:49:34,908 They threw me into the air. 1066 01:49:39,663 --> 01:49:44,042 Down! Down! Down! 1067 01:49:58,223 --> 01:49:59,808 Martin. 1068 01:50:01,226 --> 01:50:05,439 Now is the time. Let's dance! Come on. 1069 01:50:05,480 --> 01:50:10,152 Now! Show me the old moves. 1070 01:52:33,003 --> 01:52:36,757 A film by THOMAS VINTERBERG. 1071 01:52:38,592 --> 01:52:43,305 For IDA.