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The impulse to dance
existed long before
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our primate ancestors
evolved into humans.
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Evolutionary biologists suggest
that dance was used by early humans
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to promote the social cooperation
essential for our survival.
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Indeed, studies have found that
today's best dancers all share
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the two specific genes associated
with excellent interpersonal skills.
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But despite its power
to save our species
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dance could not save
a small furniture company in Miami
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from the economic tsunami
of a global pandemic
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so like many 40-year-old
Millennial white males
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Mike Lane found himself
alone and adrift
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in an ocean of failed relationships
and unrealized dreams.
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Excuse me? Hello!
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This area is off-limits.
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Oh. Well, then you really
shouldn't be here then, should you?
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Cute.
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Get dressed, start unloading.
Trucks just pulled in.
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All right.
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So, is she living in Miami now, or...
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Well, she can't go back to London,
Roger's there.
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She has to go back, for the daughter.
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Roger still wants it to work,
according to Bob.
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She should have just canceled instead
of walking around like a zombie.
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Totally.
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And here she is.
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Hi.
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Thank you so much.
This is absolutely beautiful.
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- Thank you for your contribution.
- You look stunning.
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Scotch, please.
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Neat or rocks?
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Neat.
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You getting what you want?
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With the fundraiser.
It looks like it's going all right.
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Nobody here knows
what the Big Blue Rescue Project is
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and yet they give me
their money every year.
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Well, I just think people like
to look at what they can't have.
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I guess.
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What's up, bro? Two vodka sodas.
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Two vodka sodas.
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- So, what do you think? Yeah?
- Yeah. Sounds good.
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Wait. I know you.
You went to State, right?
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State? No, definitely not.
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We've definitely met.
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No. I don't know. Sorry.
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Don't freak the guy out, hon.
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I'm not.
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Holy shit. I got it.
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You really don't remember?
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I don't know. Was it at my store?
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No.
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You were a cop, right?
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- What's your name?
- Kim.
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Yeah. Like way back in the day. Yeah.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Right, right, right.
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- Got it.
- Nice pull, hon!
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Did you arrest her?
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No, I think I let you off
with a warning. Right?
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It was my pledge party.
I was being very disorderly.
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You being good now? You behaving?
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- Yes, I'm great, actually.
- Good.
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I'm on Maxandra's legal team
so here to support.
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That's cool. What kind of law
do you practice?
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Family Law generally.
But, I do specialize in divorce.
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Well, it was good to see you.
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- See you in another ten years.
- Cheers.
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Be good.
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I'll do my best.
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You! Bartender.
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Mrs. Rattigan would like a word.
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We're not done breaking down.
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Did you hear what I said?
She'd like to see you right now.
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Bullshit.
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Hey, look, you don't
have to explain it to me.
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All right?
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Explain it to Zadie.
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Ma'am?
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Of course, I'm super uncomfortable
doing that and I won't do it.
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Because that's a date
with chaperones.
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I'm not stupid, Roger.
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Ma'am, they said to come see you.
Should I just wait outside?
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I don't want to see you! All right?
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Get it into your head,
if you need to talk to me
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then bring the lawyers.
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- Bartender?
- I'm sorry. They said
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- to come see you. I didn't mean...
- Yes, yes, please come back.
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Okay.
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Yeah?
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You know...
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Do you like bartending?
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Sure. It's not really what I do,
but yeah.
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- Why not?
- So, what is it that you really do?
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Yeah... Well, it's...
That's a long story.
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Did you want me for something?
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Yeah.
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What's your name?
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Mike.
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Nice to meet you, Mike.
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Nice to meet you.
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How much?
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How much for what?
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You know. Please
don't make me spit it out
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'cause this is the first time
I do this and it's not comfortable.
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Look, I don't know
what you're talking about. What?
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But Kim told me that
she knew you, and run into you
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and that you were a dancer.
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- Oh, Kim... Kim told you that?
- Yeah.
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Right.
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Look, I don't really
do that anymore, so...
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What was your name?
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- Max.
- Max, it was nice to meet you.
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Thanks for...
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I'm s... I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean to offend you.
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No, you didn't offend me.
Don't worry.
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- It's all...
- Really, I have no idea
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what I'm doing. It's just
I'm not normally like this.
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- No.
- It's just that I've had
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like the shittiest day
and the shittiest week
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and the shittiest month
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- and the shittiest year.
- Same here.
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Welcome to the club.
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Don't worry, you didn't offend me.
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Okay.
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It was nice to meet you.
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So, let's say...
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if you were to do this
just, like, one last time.
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How much would
something like that go for?
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How much would something
like that go for?
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$60,000? Maybe.
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- $60,000?
- Yeah. Yeah, 60.
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- Let's call it 60.
- What the fuck do you do?
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She said it was a silly dance.
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Who said that?
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Kim? Kim said that? It was silly?
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Yeah. She said it was a silly dance
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but that it would
get my mind off of things.
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And if she's right,
I'm willing to pay six.
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What? You're serious right now?
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You're gonna pay me $6,000
to give you a dance?
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Yeah, but no happy endings, huh?
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So we have a deal?
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Are you leaving?
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You know I have security.
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What are you doing?
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You seem like you need a drink.
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I really, really do.
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Why are you moving my flowers?
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These will work better here.
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You have a really,
really, really nice house.
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- Thank you.
- Everything's made really well.
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Are you redecorating?
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Maybe. Do you have music?
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You might want to finish your drink.
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So, I don't know if
you really know what you bought
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but I'm gonna give it
to you anyway.
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And at any point I take you
past your comfort zone...
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I fucking slap you.
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You can slap me.
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That's perfect.
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May I touch you?
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I guess.
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(Spanish)
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You don't know what I said.
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What are you talking about?
Yeah, I do.
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What did I say?
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You said I move like water.
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I didn't mean for you
to understand that.
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Well, maybe you should be
a little more careful what you say.
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Remember, I am from Florida.
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If I had known what this night
was going to be like...
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I would have gladly paid you
the 60,000.
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It wouldn't have mattered anyway,
I'm not gonna take your money.
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I'm not even gonna take
the six grand.
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Who are you?
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I don't know.
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What do you mean?
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Come with me to London.
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What's in London?
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My life.
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Your life's in London?
I thought this was your house.
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This is a house,
but it's not the house.
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Max, I can't just go to London.
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I got, like, stuff here. I got...
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Like there's a whole mess.
I got a job.
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I can't just go to London.
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I'm gonna get you
a much better job in London.
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You're gonna get...
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No, well, I have a job for you
in mind. It's creative.
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And all you have to do
is come with me for a month
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and I will give you your 60,000.
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Max, I can't just up and leave
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- my entire life here for you...
- Yes, you can. Yes, you can.
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- Listen. Listen.
- Not for a mon... I can't.
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- Not for a whole month.
- You should come with me
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and then if it's out of
your comfort zone then you just...
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- I get to fucking slap you?
- You can fucking slap me.
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Let's go.
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Thank you.
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What are you doing?
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I don't really fuck with vegetables.
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How do you have that body then?
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I don't know. Genetics. Mom and Pops.
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How'd you get so rich?
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Genetics, I guess.
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Yeah?
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No, Roger's family is in media.
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Oh, that's cool.
Is that like TV and shit?
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It's more like everything and shit.
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Right.
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So... I don't know.
What happened, with that?
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Marriage happened.
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Are you married?
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Am I married?
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Would it be a problem if I was?
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No. This is 100% business.
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Right. You keep talking
about this "job."
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But you always leave out
what the actual job is.
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It's what you were meant
to be doing all along.
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Okay. I've made it
really clear though
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I'm not... I don't dance anymore.
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Then I can claim that I got
Magic Mike's Last Dance.
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So what else could you
possibly be paying me for?
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We are not having sex.
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Completely out of the question.
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- Why?
- You know, Mike
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I actually think you have...
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other talents. And this is
what I'm invested in.
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Okay. But just, you know,
hear me out.
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You've purchased me
for a month, let's just say...
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you say, "Jump." I say, "Which bed?"
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Look, last night was...
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kind of magical. It was amazing.
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So...
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let's not fuck that up.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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And no. I'm not, by the way.
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- What?
- Married.
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Okay.
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Are you in a relationship?
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No. Me and relationships
don't have a tendency to work out.
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Yeah, I can understand that.
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- To freedom.
- To freedom.
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Now, sir, the brown hamper
is for dry cleaning
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and the beige hamper
is for regular laundry.
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I'm probably not gonna have
any dry cleaning
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and I, by the way,
I can do my own clothes, man.
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Just show me where the machines are.
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Ms. Mendoza would
never allow that, sir.
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Aw, man, you can call me Mike.
It's all good.
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As you wish, sir. The loo
is through this door here.
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The toilet, sir.
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Right. Do you have any idea
what the fuck I'm doing here?
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Regrettably, no, sir.
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Yeah, but you wouldn't tell me
even if you did know, would you?
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I would be lying
if I said I wasn't lying, sir.
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Right. It's Mike, man.
Just call me Mike.
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00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:54,000
Well, "Mike," Ms. Mendoza
does love a good surprise.
258
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,040
I'll collect you at half past.
259
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,240
Collect me at half past
for the surprise. Cool.
260
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:07,320
Shit.
261
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:14,640
I never like to give credit to Victor
because he becomes unbearable...
262
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,000
but I wouldn't own the place
that we're going to
263
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,120
if he hadn't convinced me
to fight for it in the settlement.
264
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,880
Her only other option was a sand
and gravel pit in High Wycombe.
265
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:30,400
And the only value I saw in it
was that my mother-in-law
266
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:31,880
didn't want to give it away.
267
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:35,440
But now, I have found its purpose.
268
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,800
What's my purpose there?
If we're going there.
269
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,680
Well...
270
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,520
just pretend that today is Christmas
271
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,520
and you're about to open
your presents.
272
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,160
Okay.
273
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,680
As a matter of fact
274
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,120
Victor, I think we should
stop at Liberty's first.
275
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,200
Don't you think?
276
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,200
I would let Harj know,
so that he can mentally prepare.
277
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,280
Good idea.
278
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:00,760
What's a Harj?
279
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,920
Hello, Harj.
280
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,400
Good afternoon, Madame Rattigan!
281
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,520
Don't you "madame" me
and it's Mendoza now.
282
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,800
(French)
283
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,000
So where's "the big tear-down"?
284
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,160
What... This does not cost that.
What is this in dollars?
285
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,000
Do you like...
What, do you drop a zero or...
286
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,040
So cute.
287
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,520
I'm telling you, weird.
288
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,200
Do you know what Victor does?
289
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:39,760
So you own this place?
290
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,480
I do now.
291
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,920
When this very same play
opened in 2004
292
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,120
the owner of the theater
293
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,560
fell madly in love with
this horribly insecure actress.
294
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,320
And so...
295
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,320
here's where my love story
with Roger began
296
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,480
and here is where it's going to end.
297
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,440
He must have loved your performance.
298
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,880
I had three lines.
299
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,640
Well, you certainly look the part.
300
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,800
So relax, have fun
301
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,200
and I promise there won't be
any more surprises
302
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,416
but you're gonna like this one.
303
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,440
You swear?
304
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,040
- Deal.
- Miss Mendoza!
305
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,120
Right on time as usual.
306
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,680
Stop it, Woody.
I'm half an hour late.
307
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,640
As usual. Is this...
308
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,160
Yeah, Mike, meet Woody
309
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,960
the best stage manager
in all of London.
310
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,520
Easy. I'm just here
to serve your vision, gov.
311
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,760
My vision?
312
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,920
Your vision. Let's go.
313
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,600
Oh, fuck.
314
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,040
Voilà.
315
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:45,680
Wow.
316
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:46,760
Right on time.
317
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,480
So what's this shit about?
318
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:03,960
It's the same old
319
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,480
will-she-marry-for-love
or-money bullshit.
320
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,920
So, what does she pick?
Love or money?
321
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,320
Who cares?
322
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,360
The real question is
323
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,720
why does she feel like
she has to choose?
324
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:17,960
Hell yeah.
325
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,456
Well, this is your joint, right?
326
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,040
Why don't you just
give them that note?
327
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,920
Oh, this is a jolly good
waste of time, isn't it?
328
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,040
Bravo! Bravo, everybody.
329
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,560
Absolutely flawless, thank you.
330
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,040
Excuse me? Who the fuck is talking?
331
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:39,720
Oh. Maxandra. My sincere apologies.
I couldn't see you in the light.
332
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,760
Nice to see you again...
333
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,640
- Matthew.
- Right.
334
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,760
- The director.
- Of course.
335
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,840
To what do we owe the pleasure?
336
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,480
I'm here to make an announcement.
337
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,520
Oh! Oh. Tell me.
338
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,640
Well, if I only told you it wouldn't
be an announcement, would it?
339
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,760
I suppose not.
340
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:01,600
Attention, everyone!
Gang, this is Maxandra Rattigan.
341
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,040
The wife of our owner
342
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,200
- and...
- Actually
343
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,400
it's Maxandra Mendoza
344
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,840
and I'm the legal owner
of this theater.
345
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,160
I am here to give you all notice
346
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,280
Isabel Ascendant is closed...
347
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,600
effective immediately.
348
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,280
On what fucking grounds?
We are at capacity every night!
349
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,360
Relax.
350
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,560
It's only
a four-week course correction.
351
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,000
An evolution.
352
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,800
A revelation.
353
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,280
And no one is fired.
354
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,240
Oh, Christ.
355
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,760
Except for...
356
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,920
- Matthew.
- Matthew. Yes.
357
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,000
Matthew will be replaced
358
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,040
by a brilliant new choreographer
359
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,600
that I recently discovered in Miami.
360
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:52,040
His artistry made me feel...
361
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,760
There are no words. It's just...
362
00:23:58,680 --> 00:23:59,680
ecstasy.
363
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,520
And in exactly one month
364
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:06,360
I want every woman
that walks into this theater
365
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,880
to feel the same kind
of ecstasy that I did.
366
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,360
To transcend.
367
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,880
To break free.
368
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,160
So, without further ado
369
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:20,720
I give you
the visionary artist that...
370
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,720
inspired me so profoundly
371
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,000
and that will take us
to the promised land.
372
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,400
Ladies and gentlemen
373
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,880
Michael Jeffrey Lane.
374
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:40,880
'Sup?
375
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,640
The look on Roger's face
when he sees this!
376
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,760
It's worth every pound
377
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,840
- every shilling.
- No. Yeah. You could've given me
378
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,000
just a little heads-up before
you threw me to the wolves in there!
379
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,640
You would've been in your head,
over-thinking everything.
380
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,920
It was better than
not thinking anything at all. Like...
381
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,520
And what are you so excited about?
382
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,200
Like every single person
in there quit!
383
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,880
We don't need actors,
we need dancers.
384
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,920
Plus, by not firing them
385
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,280
we saved thousands
on labor-union fees.
386
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,360
More money for you.
387
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,840
Yeah, but... Okay. I...
Look, no offense
388
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,840
but there's got to be easier ways
to get back at your husband for...
389
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,160
I don't know, whatever,
than putting on a strip show.
390
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,920
Oh, I'm not a scorned woman,
and this is not a strip show.
391
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,240
We are bringing
the tsunami to London!
392
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,160
Okay. All right. This...
393
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,056
And I'm down for that.
I just think that you haven't...
394
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:32,160
Can't you see? People are numb,
disconnected, desensitized.
395
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,880
We're gonna wake them up
396
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,400
with a wave of passion
they've never felt before.
397
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,000
Okay, I just...
There's one little thing
398
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,280
that I think you're forgetting
399
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,600
is that I don't know shit
about directing theater.
400
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,320
- And that's why you have me!
- What?
401
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,600
It will be a historical,
one-night collaboration
402
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:49,720
between the stage
403
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,280
- and the...
- The thongs?
404
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:52,360
Eh, I don't know.
405
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,360
- Exactly. That's what...
- Who the hell are you?
406
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,640
I don't know. Who are you?
407
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,000
Zadie, what are you doing here?
408
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,880
This is my daughter, Zadie.
409
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:02,000
Oh, shit. Hi. Nice to meet you!
410
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,600
- We had a meeting, Maxandra.
- Yeah.
411
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,320
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
412
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:11,480
I completely lost track of time.
Completely. I'm so sorry.
413
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,920
I can see that. I'm more interested
in why you lost track of time.
414
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,480
Well, I've been handling
some business
415
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,680
with the new director
of Isabel Ascendant.
416
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:21,800
Michael Jeffrey Lane.
417
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,560
Ah, yeah. That's not my name.
418
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,936
- But... It's just...
- But it's got gravitas.
419
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,680
Yeah, it's just... It's Mike Lane.
420
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,856
- But you do need a stage name.
- Are you two hooking up?
421
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,000
- Zadie!
- Well, I...
422
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,240
What's funny about that is...
423
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,480
your mom actually
is paying me to not hook up.
424
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,240
We are not hooking up.
425
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:41,560
But he will be staying at the house
just until he gets settled. Okay?
426
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:42,880
How convenient.
427
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,240
Tell me, Mike, what do you plan
to do with Act Three?
428
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:46,880
Yeah, we're gonna have one.
429
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:51,520
I was pl... I was planning
on doing Act Three
430
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,880
- like a...
- Everybody knows
431
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,000
Isabel Ascendant has
432
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,720
a wildly outdated,
painfully misogynistic climax.
433
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,040
Exactly.
434
00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:00,960
And that's why our take
is going to be so exciting
435
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,720
because they will be expecting that
436
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,200
and instead, they're gonna see
437
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,120
that a woman can have whatever
she wants, whenever she wants it.
438
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:08,680
Since when do you believe that?
439
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,680
Since Mike and I have
been exploring this theme.
440
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,360
Yeah, your m... Yeah,
we've been exploring those themes.
441
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,400
You're in another one
of your phases, aren't you?
442
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,240
Baby, don't you have
some schoolwork to do?
443
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,240
What's the phases thing?
444
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,000
Every few years
she starts a big new project.
445
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,480
Sometimes it's a charity,
a documentary
446
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,240
- a new best friend.
- Right.
447
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,200
Each time it's like
she's a new person.
448
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:34,560
So what?
449
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:39,000
Sue me for exploring myself
and my contributions to the world!
450
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,880
But your contributions
never see the light of day.
451
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,280
There's always some obstacle.
452
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:44,736
We call her
The Queen of the First Act.
453
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,960
Our therapist,
whom she stood up to be here
454
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,760
says she tries on these new personas
455
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,600
as a way from running
from the guilt about...
456
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,280
I already said how sorry I am
about missing that appointment
457
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,560
and I am going to reschedule it.
458
00:27:55,640 --> 00:28:02,160
(French)
459
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,320
(French)
460
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:11,320
(French)
461
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,320
(French)
462
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:20,240
You know, pardon my French,
but y'all are being rude as fuck.
463
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,320
Sorry.
464
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,680
(French)
465
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,160
Pleasure, Mike.
466
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,360
- Pleasure, Zadie.
- Zadie, wait, don't go.
467
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,040
You want some cake? Baby.
468
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,440
What's going on?
469
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,160
No, I didn't know until you sent it.
470
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,080
Well, technically,
she does have the right.
471
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,120
I have no idea.
Maybe Zadie will tell me.
472
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,400
Change the agreement how?
473
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,640
Mother... Mother, I think
you should pursue this on your own.
474
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,320
I can't get dragged into a fight.
Not about this, not right now.
475
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:02,920
Yo!
476
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,160
Holy shit! Naysayers,
we have proof of life!
477
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:07,720
All right.
478
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,600
What's up, man?
I know, look, I know. I-I...
479
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,320
And I'm sorry, okay, I know
I've been ducking you all.
480
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,960
I apologize. I just...
481
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,200
It's a long story, but I'm in London
and I just want you guys to know
482
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,920
I'm gonna be able to pay you back,
I just need a few weeks. Okay?
483
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,560
Oh, come on, man!
484
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,360
How many times do we have to tell you
you don't need to pay us back!
485
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:26,920
It was an investment.
486
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,200
I know. I know. But I'm...
487
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,336
As many times as you guys say that,
488
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,640
I'm not just gonna burn
my friends' money and not care.
489
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:32,880
- All right? I don't...
- No.
490
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,120
Money is water, Mike.
It flows in both directions.
491
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,920
That's a good point, but still.
492
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,120
You... Yeah, hold up.
You buried the lede here.
493
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,560
Why are you in London?
494
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,680
I don't know, short story is that...
495
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,560
I was bartending
at this charity event
496
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:51,736
and then at the end of the night
497
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,000
I ended up giving
this rich lady a lap dance
498
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,960
and now I'm living
in her house in London
499
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,200
and gonna put on a show
500
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,960
at this famous theater
that she owns. So, yeah.
501
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:03,920
Cool. Hey, sex work is nothing
to be embarrassed about, Mikey.
502
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,680
Especially when
it's the live-in kind.
503
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,960
Hey, look, thanks, Tarzan.
504
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,280
Look, I'm basically just saying
505
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,560
though I'm gonna have your money,
I don't exactly know
506
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,560
what I said yes to
so I hope it works out.
507
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,520
Mikey, Mikey, this is great news.
508
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,480
I was looking
at your chart last night
509
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:23,040
you know you're in a once-
in-33-year Jupiter cycle, right?
510
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,520
I... No, I didn't, but
that explains a lot I guess. Yeah.
511
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,800
Yeah, it does,
so whatever existential confusion
512
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:31,880
you're feeling right now,
513
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,320
it's an initiation.
514
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,640
It's wiping the slate clean
for you to self-actualize.
515
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,520
I'm just trying to survive
516
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,920
- to be honest.
- Surviving? Bro
517
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,560
you are a gig worker.
518
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,000
Magic Mike's coming back
to the main stage.
519
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,736
I... But that's the thing,
I'm not even dancing though.
520
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,960
I'm putting on the show.
I guess I'm directing or whatever.
521
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,760
I mean, it's...
I'm only here for a month
522
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,240
it's for one show only
523
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,760
to basically get back
at her ex or something.
524
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,800
I don't know.
It's totally bonkers over here.
525
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,200
Who gives a shit, man?
She's rich. Trust me.
526
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,720
Do not leave that situation. Okay?
527
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:08,560
Look at me, I'm basically
a freaking glorified dog walker.
528
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,360
Okay? You just need to make sure
she doesn't wake up
529
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,520
and all of a sudden
want you out of the house
530
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:17,800
which I have tips on
by the way if you want them.
531
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:21,320
Okay. I... We don't have dogs here,
so maybe that's a good idea.
532
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:25,320
I feel it. I feel it
in my solar plexus, brother.
533
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:26,880
This is your dharma.
534
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,200
- Just stay in the flow.
- Victor?
535
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:30,920
What are you doing there?
536
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,680
Oh, you know, waiting
for passing fucking trade.
537
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,320
He's on a private call.
538
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,040
Since when has that stopped you?
539
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,520
Oh, boys, I miss you.
540
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,160
Are you decent?
541
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,520
- Yep.
- Is that her?
542
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:44,920
Are we interrupting something?
543
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,800
No, I was just looking
for some ideas.
544
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,160
Oh, I've been "scouting" myself.
545
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,720
And come take a look
at what I found.
546
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,360
Look at that.
547
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,840
Isn't he magnificent?
548
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:13,240
He has such an innate elegance
and intelligence to the way he moves.
549
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,800
And then at the same time
there's this savage thing, you know
550
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,200
like a primal animal.
551
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,200
Just incredible.
552
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,200
I think this is
what we need for the show.
553
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,520
Trained dancers, not strippers.
554
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:33,000
Yeah, but, I mean,
as the director, I...
555
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,480
I promise you I know exactly
what we're looking for. Yeah.
556
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,280
I love the way you just did that.
557
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,400
- What?
- "As the director."
558
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,960
You're really owning
that place. You know?
559
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,280
It comes to you so naturally.
560
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,240
I can tell that
you already have a vision.
561
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:58,400
And I'm sure that you agree
that this would be fantastic.
562
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,136
- Yeah, he's great.
- For the show, I mean.
563
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,560
Yeah. Yeah, really. I mean, he's...
564
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,000
Antonio is what we need.
565
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:07,680
He's great. Like I said,
he's just... But he's also in Italy.
566
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,240
- Roma.
- Roma, see, I can't...
567
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,520
I don't have time
to go find him in Roma
568
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,736
and then bring him
all the way back here.
569
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,520
Oh, no. That would be
out of the question.
570
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,040
But that's why
you have a genius producer!
571
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:24,160
He's arriving on Thursday.
If you approve. Creatively, I mean.
572
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:32,080
Yeah, look, if you want him, sure.
I-I-I approve. Creatively, of course.
573
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,480
I'm so excited!
574
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,240
Are you excited?
575
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,840
Yeah. Yeah. I am.
576
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,000
You don't sound excited.
577
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,800
I'm very, very, very excited.
578
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,416
- I promise.
- Oh, man, me, I don't even think
579
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,960
I'm gonna be able to sleep.
580
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,560
No?
581
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,320
Good night.
582
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,200
Sweet dreams.
583
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,520
Okay.
584
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,400
Wait, wait, where are you going? Hey.
585
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:05,840
To bed?
586
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,560
We got like
ten other dancers to find.
587
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,760
And that's why we have Renata.
Good night.
588
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,840
Per your instructions
589
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:26,200
I've assembled the top-tier of talent
across multiple movement disciplines.
590
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,600
And they're all
very eager to please...
591
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,160
and quite athletic,
as you requested.
592
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,520
Excellent work as usual, Renata.
593
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,800
She couldn't explain
the full extent of her feelings
594
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,400
but Max knew that she had crossed
some kind of strange Rubicon.
595
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,600
She was desperate to know more
about why she felt this way
596
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:56,040
so she purchased a litany of books
on the history of dance.
597
00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:59,920
For Mike, The Rattigan
had no symbolic weight
598
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,320
it was simply where he had to work.
599
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,080
And he reminded himself
600
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:07,400
in order to finish something,
you have to make a start.
601
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:11,080
For Maxandra, The Rattigan
had been transformed.
602
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,920
It went from
existing only in the past
603
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,760
to being a source of renewal.
604
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,360
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Hey! Hey!
605
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,640
Are you ready
to transform theater forever?
606
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:24,400
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
607
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:29,120
All right. Calm down, calm down.
We ain't done shit yet.
608
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,840
All right, you guys have
all the talent in the world.
609
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,000
Ain't no questioning that.
610
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,056
Each and every single person here
was hand selected because they bring
611
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,520
something unique to the table
that we ain't never seen before.
612
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,280
All right?
613
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:41,800
But I have a question for you.
614
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,080
Who here, by show of hands, has
stood in front of a thousand women
615
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,400
and had to get butt-ass naked?
616
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:51,600
Exactly.
617
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,520
You want to find out how fast
618
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,880
a group of sweet, nurturing moms can
make you just go running
619
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,320
cowering into a dark corner,
wishing you were never born?
620
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,760
I promise you it can happen.
I've seen it. And it can happen
621
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,040
just like that.
622
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,576
Now I can't believe I'm about
to say these words out loud
623
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,080
but we got one month.
624
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:10,200
Oh, yeah.
625
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,640
We got one month to turn y'all
into the greatest group of strippers
626
00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:16,360
that has ever been assembled
on planet Earth.
627
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:19,056
And to do that, you boys got to be
ready to get your hands dirty
628
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,240
your noses wet,
and them nuts chafed as shit.
629
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:24,920
And look, if,
if we do our jobs right...
630
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,440
you're gonna have
a whole other problem on your hands.
631
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,200
You're gonna have to learn to
632
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,880
protect yourself in a zombie
apocalypse of repressed desire.
633
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,200
Any questions?
634
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:36,480
I have a question.
635
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,400
Can you, you know,
fuck a zombie to death?
636
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,280
Or is it still a kill shot
to the head?
637
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,200
Excuse me, what are you doing here?
638
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,640
I mean, you didn't
technically fire me
639
00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:52,600
so I'm still drawing out that salary.
640
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,040
Oh, I'm sorry.
I should have been more clear.
641
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,760
You're still getting paid,
but we no longer need your services.
642
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:03,160
I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up.
643
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:07,040
I was just really inspired
by our new director's vision.
644
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,640
What... What did I say?
645
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,080
He didn't say anything.
646
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,640
It's not what you said.
It's who you are.
647
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:18,800
Do you have any idea of
how long I've been dreaming
648
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:22,240
of someone to walk through
that door with a flame thrower
649
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,560
and burn this whole fucking shit
to the ground?
650
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,000
I can't stand playing Lady Isabel.
651
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,160
For the last six months
652
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:33,040
I've wanted to choke the life
out of that entitled prude.
653
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,120
I mean, get a grip, woman.
Jesus Christ.
654
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:39,680
Like you're rich,
send a fucking carriage to town
655
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,560
buy up every able-bodied man,
soldier, sailor
656
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,400
instead of wasting your time
worrying about which boring old sod
657
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,000
you're going
to sign your life away to
658
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:51,640
and have a lovely half-decent shag
with every last one! I...
659
00:40:57,240 --> 00:41:00,560
But it's a really good job,
it's so stable, and...
660
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,120
so usually I don't say all of that.
661
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,120
Well, that was poetic.
662
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:08,560
You're definitely our audience.
663
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,560
Woody, make sure
she gets an invitation.
664
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,720
Hey, we're still calling this
Isabel Ascendant, right?
665
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,456
Yeah, but that's just a trick
to get the audience into the theater
666
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:16,736
so then we can give them
something else.
667
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,040
Right, but if, what if we use
668
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,120
the actual old opening
to Isabel Ascendant?
669
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,560
I mean, it could be
a really big surprise actually.
670
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,320
And if I'm honest...
671
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,920
if you want to make a show
about women getting what they want
672
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,456
wouldn't it be
a little fucking chauvinistic
673
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:29,840
to not have a female lead in it?
674
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,600
- Are you calling me chauvinistic?
- No.
675
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:32,880
Because I'm the feminist here.
676
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,320
- Right.
- I'm the flame-thrower.
677
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,360
This whole thing was my idea.
678
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,240
You heard her.
She's the flame-thrower.
679
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,080
You're hired as Isabel
680
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,400
because you were already hired.
681
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,880
I am thrilled!
Thank you both so much.
682
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,560
Will you be dancing in it?
683
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,120
No. Just directing. Right?
684
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,480
Shame.
685
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:00,400
Well, now that we have
a leading lady again
686
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:04,000
maybe the director should walk us
through the beats of the first act.
687
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,640
Yep. First act, coming up.
688
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:12,240
Enter Jackson, the low-class
but sexy friend of the husband. Line?
689
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,296
Harold said you didn't want
to go to Calais this year.
690
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,320
Is that still settled?
691
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,680
I'm sick to death of Calais.
692
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,240
- Theo?
- I won't hear of it.
693
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:19,600
You're going and that's that.
694
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,200
Perfect. Hit it.
695
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,280
Oh, come on. No... no. Come on, Mike.
696
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,600
- Stop... Stop!
- Hey. All right, stop... stop.
697
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:29,760
Stop. What's up?
698
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,640
They can't just start dancing
on her out of nowhere.
699
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:34,880
I mean, I'm down as fuck.
700
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,640
Okay. Isn't that the point?
701
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:39,080
No, no, no.
You cannot interrupt the plot.
702
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,880
If you want a strong female lead,
she has to have an objective.
703
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,760
At least we should know
what she wants.
704
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,920
Okay. What do you think
she wants then?
705
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,280
I don't know.
706
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,880
I know she doesn't want this life.
707
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,360
So she wants to run away?
708
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,160
She can't do that.
709
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,560
Why? She's a free person, right?
710
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,240
She has a family.
There would be consequences.
711
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:00,880
Right. So it's about the money.
712
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,360
Oh, that's the least of it.
713
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,720
She would lose her friends,
opportunities.
714
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,280
Her identity. Her whole world
would be torn apart.
715
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,496
I don't know. It sounds to me
that she just needs to let go.
716
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:11,880
And some good dick!
717
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:12,960
Maybe that as well.
718
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,360
This show is not about
getting dick. Only.
719
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,200
She needs to solve her dilemma.
720
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,200
It's not like some magic unicorn
is gonna come down
721
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,280
and make all her wildest fantasies
come true.
722
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,520
What was that?
723
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,160
Could be not the worst idea.
724
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:35,680
Oh, no way.
725
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,400
Hear me out. Just... What about...
726
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,560
Where the fuck
am I gonna get a horse?
727
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,280
What about a caballito?
Like a tiny one.
728
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,600
I don't have caballito budget.
729
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,496
Wait. What... How... Okay,
what if you don't see it?
730
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:47,800
What if you don't see the horse?
731
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:51,760
No, that's not right.
732
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,280
No.
733
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:58,880
How long have you
been standing there?
734
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,600
Long enough. May I?
735
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Yes.
736
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,360
So you've worked with Max
and this Roger dude a long time?
737
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,960
All 18 wonderful years.
738
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,616
Wow. So you must know these friends
that we're going to see tonight.
739
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:15,640
What are they like?
740
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,680
They like things
to stay the same, sir.
741
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:20,800
All right.
742
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,400
How do I look? And don't
give me any bullshit answer.
743
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,000
You know something...
744
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,520
they'd just laugh at you in a tie.
745
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,160
- Holy shit.
- What?
746
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,240
You! That suit.
747
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,160
You look incredibly expensive.
748
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,760
You have no idea.
749
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,760
One of the most primal feelings
human beings experience
750
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,480
is the desire to belong
751
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:06,040
to feel connected to other beings,
and to be part of a tribe.
752
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:09,920
In fact, brain scans have shown
that social rejection creates
753
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,320
virtually identical brain activity
as physical assault.
754
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:14,960
Mike didn't know that
755
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,400
but he knew dancing could
bring people together.
756
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,560
Even if some of those people
are snobs.
757
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,120
And he knew that Victor was right
758
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,880
they would have laughed
at him in a tie.
759
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,520
And he says, "Now
that's how you wave a towel!"
760
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,080
Every time.
761
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:37,400
Anyways, so, give us
the latest gossip, Max.
762
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,680
- Yeah, go on.
- And don't hold back a lick.
763
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,840
You know I don't hold back my licks.
764
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,256
- True.
- But there's nothing for me
765
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:46,280
to tell you.
766
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:47,800
You already know everything.
767
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,080
Since you double agents
are all talking to Roger.
768
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,480
- Oh, come on.
- That's not true.
769
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:53,856
- That's not true.
- I'm offended.
770
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:57,160
Last I heard, he had at least
broken it off with the girl. So...
771
00:45:57,240 --> 00:46:00,360
And so, she should just run
back to him then, should she?
772
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,200
No, that's not what I'm implying.
773
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,096
I'm just... You know,
it's something, isn't it?
774
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,200
- It takes time, Bill.
- Of course.
775
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,560
Or have you forgotten?
776
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,000
Ooh, hello.
777
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,840
Thank you for your concern,
but you must know that...
778
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,680
I'm the happiest
I've ever been in my life.
779
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,960
- Oh, that's really good to hear.
- Oh, rubbish.
780
00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:20,680
Phoebe!
781
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,000
He can do whatever he wants,
and so can I.
782
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,520
- Yeah.
- How modern.
783
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,456
But what does that actually
mean for the divorce?
784
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:28,560
The divorce. The divorce.
785
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,000
Don't you have something else
to talk about?
786
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:34,000
I mean, besides, Bill jokes.
Let's have fun.
787
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,040
Mike, why don't you tell them...
788
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:37,120
Wait, no, listen to this.
789
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,760
You have to hear his vision
for Isabel Ascendant.
790
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:40,880
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yes.
791
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:42,880
Uh, yeah. Well, I mean
792
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,640
as we were talking about
we think it's...
793
00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:48,160
it's very important to honor
the original source material.
794
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,880
- Yeah, but to do that properly...
- And say no more.
795
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:53,880
It has to be a surprise.
796
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,400
- Right.
- Okay.
797
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,200
It's so smart to revive a classic.
798
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,960
- Absolutely.
- That is very hot right now.
799
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,280
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know
800
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:03,960
if I would exactly call it
a classic revival, Phoebe, but I...
801
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:05,856
You know, the way that I think
we were looking at it is
802
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,320
that it really needed to be
stripped down, oiled, and spanked.
803
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:09,880
(Spanish)
804
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:13,360
- No. No. (Spanish)
- Okay.
805
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,160
He loves metaphors.
806
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:17,880
So Mike, is there a vibrant
theatrical community in Miami?
807
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,096
Yeah, for the right amount of dollars
808
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,480
I think you can have as vibrant
of a time as you would like.
809
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,120
I imagine you've done
a lot of work with Art Basel.
810
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,080
No, no. I don't...
Who's that? I don't know him.
811
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,640
- Come on, guys.
- Oh, my God.
812
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:35,800
Of course, I know Art Basel.
It's the most famous art fair.
813
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,120
It happens in my city
every single year.
814
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,720
Wow. Your face just now...
815
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:43,920
Well, I mean, if the show's
anything like him, count me in.
816
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,760
You better talk to him while you can
817
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:49,920
because he's about to get
super famous and super unavailable.
818
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,200
- Wow.
- Well, that's quite a build-up.
819
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,880
- That's a deal.
- Yeah.
820
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,440
I don't know about all that, but yes.
821
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,960
She is looking
unusually radiant tonight.
822
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:01,200
Yeah, I guess...
823
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,040
I don't know. It must be good
for the soul, the whole divorce.
824
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:06,960
Divorce.
825
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,400
Yeah, I'm... What?
826
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,160
Do you guys have a different word
for the ending of a marriage here?
827
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:13,760
Yeah. When it's untrue. Yeah.
828
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,680
I mean, yes, they have
an agreement at the moment.
829
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,760
- Yeah.
- But
830
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:21,480
I mean, that family pre-nup is
going to take a decade to litigate.
831
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:22,680
- Exactly.
- Plus she knows
832
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,576
that at the end of it
she'll get absolutely nothing.
833
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:25,656
- Which she'll hate.
- Yeah.
834
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,480
What she needs is
to be able to stay with him
835
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:30,120
but not actually be with him.
836
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:31,840
That would be the golden ticket.
837
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:35,200
I wish you had gotten up,
and really taken
838
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,656
- your clothes off.
- Okay, let's go back there.
839
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,496
- I'd have loved to see their faces.
- I'll take my clothes off right now.
840
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,200
- Yeah.
- They are so fake.
841
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:41,720
They are the fakest people I know.
842
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:45,320
I think the only person
that is real in my life is Zadie.
843
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:46,976
She's about as real
as it gets at times.
844
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,080
Yes. She'll tell you what she thinks.
845
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,560
What about you, Mike?
846
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:54,560
Are you real?
847
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,760
What do you mean, am I real?
Am I... Do you think I'm real?
848
00:48:58,800 --> 00:48:59,800
I don't know.
849
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:05,400
You know, sometimes
you kind of feel like a dream.
850
00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:09,000
I mean, you look like a dream.
851
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,000
You smell like a dream.
852
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,920
You taste like a dream.
853
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,920
Wait. I just want
to make sure. Listen.
854
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,240
No, it's okay. No.
855
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,456
- No. I get it. I get it.
- No... no. Wait, wait, wait. No
856
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,976
- That was really stupid.
- I just want to tell you... No...
857
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,056
- No, no. I'm sorry. I didn't...
- You know what?
858
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,416
- I shouldn't have stopped...
- I'm sorry, I'm just so drunk.
859
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,320
What? You had, like,
one glass of wine.
860
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,681
- No, look, that was my fault.
- Are you saying I'm crazy?
861
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,136
No, I'm definitely not saying
862
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:44,536
- you're crazy. I'm saying I'm sorry.
- Are you telling me I'm crazy?
863
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:46,776
- I didn't mean to stop you.
- This was uncalled for so obviously
864
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,920
- Come here. I'm sorry.
- If I'm not drunk, I'm crazy.
865
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,400
- Stop. Hey...
- And I'm not crazy.
866
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,456
- Max, stop. I'm sorry.
- I am very drunk actually.
867
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:53,520
Stop. Stop.
868
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:54,736
- Listen to my...
- No, you stop.
869
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:56,200
I don't want to listen to you.
870
00:49:56,600 --> 00:50:00,520
Right now, anything that you say
to me is gonna be wrong.
871
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,560
I already said I'm sorry.
Okay? I get it.
872
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:06,360
I get it. You don't have to like...
873
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:08,440
rub it in.
874
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,920
- All right.
- No pity talking or anything.
875
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,040
I get it.
876
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,800
Can you put some music on, Victor?
877
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,200
Oh, hello. Good morning.
878
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:52,360
Good morning.
879
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,080
What are you doing up so early?
880
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:55,680
I'm writing a novel.
881
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:57,880
A novel?
882
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,320
They make you write novels
in school over here?
883
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:03,600
Do you assume that because of my age
884
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,200
I only have the mental capacity
to write a novel for school?
885
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,200
No, I just don't know anyone
that's ever written a novel.
886
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:11,320
What is it about?
887
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:14,840
It's about some people
who know each other and do things.
888
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,160
It's about every time I draw
889
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,440
another gentrified breath
into my helpless body.
890
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,960
And it's about 40 pages.
891
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:23,960
That's a good amount of pages.
892
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:25,640
- It is.
- How many are you gonna go for?
893
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:27,560
A few more.
894
00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:29,800
- What's up, Vic?
- Yeah, right.
895
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:34,800
What? What? Why is he like that?
896
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,240
If he acts like he likes you,
he hates you.
897
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,000
And if he acts like he hates you
898
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,760
it's a sign of respect
because he actually does hate you.
899
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,800
Yeah, that's not helpful.
Why doesn't he just quit?
900
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:49,000
Same reason you don't quit.
Systemic economic inequality.
901
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaking of, have you seen
Maxandra this morning?
902
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,760
No. And why do you call her that?
903
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:56,840
You know she hates it.
904
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,136
She brought me from an orphanage
905
00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:59,960
saying "mother"
would feel like a lie.
906
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,040
Come on. That's a little strong.
907
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,320
Look, she's doing the best she can.
908
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,000
And she loves the shit out of you.
909
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:09,560
I think the real question is
why do you love the shit out of her?
910
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:14,560
Love is
a really, really big word, Zadie.
911
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,720
And, look, the truth is
912
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,040
no one's believed in me
like your mom has
913
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:20,520
- so I...
- Zadie?
914
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,200
- Hi, Roger.
- Hello, dear.
915
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:24,680
That's your...
916
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:26,960
Is your mother around?
917
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,120
Maxandra is upstairs.
918
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,200
And who's this?
919
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:32,640
This is Mike.
920
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:35,600
Mike is the new director
for Isabel Ascendant.
921
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,000
- Ah, right.
- What's up?
922
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:39,760
Roger Rattigan.
923
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:41,760
Michael Jeffrey Lane.
924
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,080
I hope Max didn't schedule to meet
both of us at the same time.
925
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:47,360
He's staying here.
926
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,200
Well, no conflict then.
927
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,040
No.
928
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,680
I hope the theater itself
has treated you well thus far.
929
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,640
Oh, she's been a pleasure
to be inside of.
930
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,400
It's got such a wonderful feel.
931
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,000
I'm looking forward to seeing
how you improve such a classic.
932
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,000
I can't wait for you
to experience it.
933
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:10,240
It's a little rough, so be nice.
934
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:11,720
- Okay.
- Woods.
935
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:12,800
Sound. Go.
936
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,440
Bravo.
937
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:48,120
Bravo.
938
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:52,480
Bravo. Bellissimo. Now that is class.
939
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,640
Yeah. No, that was great.
940
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,720
Yeah, I got to figure out
where it goes in the show.
941
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:00,320
But, yeah, it was... It was great.
942
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,360
All right, Harry, let's go.
943
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:05,360
Give it to her.
944
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:09,680
Take your time, boy.
945
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:11,920
Show her.
946
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:19,960
Yep.
947
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:21,920
That's it.
948
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,320
Hey, give her the business.
949
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:46,360
That's it. That's it.
950
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:48,080
All right, sick.
951
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,680
Look, I mean, you can't dance
any better than that. That's perfect.
952
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:53,336
I mean, the only...
If I had a little note
953
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,640
it would just be
this specific dance is
954
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:57,800
a little more like fucking
than dancing.
955
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,360
And you know, look,
the song is called Permission
956
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,480
so once you get permission
957
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:02,736
you got to keep it, and you got to...
958
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:05,360
The only way to do that is
to keep a connection with her.
959
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:07,816
Here, watch. Look, see if
you can see the difference. Like...
960
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,640
literally you don't even
have to dance at all.
961
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:11,600
- Hi.
- Hey.
962
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,520
- Can I touch you?
- Of course.
963
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:15,640
- Yeah? You sure?
- Yeah.
964
00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:55,920
Woody... Woody.
965
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,000
I don't understand.
966
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:04,320
You have
this beautiful legendary stage
967
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,680
but you're hovering
around the chair.
968
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,760
I mean, you can do the same...
969
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,920
over here, or your...
970
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:17,600
over there.
971
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:21,720
No woman wants
to be suffocated by testículos.
972
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,280
- That's fair.
- It's nice to expand, you know?
973
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:25,800
Okay.
974
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:30,120
Less testiculars and expansion.
975
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:10,960
Some scholars suggest that dance
was once a form of communication
976
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:14,120
as integral to our daily life
as eating or sleeping.
977
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,520
Traditionally,
tribal courtship dances
978
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:18,240
allowed dancers of opposite sexes
979
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,160
to engage in
socially acceptable physical contact
980
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:23,600
before they were even allowed
to speak to one another.
981
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,520
Only when a leisure class began
982
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:27,800
to emerge out of
early economic development
983
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,800
did humans begin to view dance
as a source of pleasure apart
984
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:32,440
from its original purpose
985
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:34,680
to bridge people together
from different worlds
986
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,480
to heal wounds
when words would not suffice.
987
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:45,400
All right, you all ready?
988
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:47,360
Play back.
989
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:58,120
All right. Stop!
990
00:58:58,680 --> 00:58:59,720
Stop the music!
991
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,680
- Stop!
- Hey! Excuse me
992
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:03,480
who the hell are you?
993
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:06,680
City of Westminster.
994
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:09,720
Historical Architecture
High Committee.
995
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,560
Well, I'm the owner of this theater.
Is there a problem?
996
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:14,880
Oh, I would think so.
997
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:22,280
Anything else?
998
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:26,040
You'll be hearing from us.
999
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:32,040
We're fucked.
1000
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:36,960
"The owner must obtain
written approval
1001
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:38,880
"to make material changes
to property.
1002
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:41,640
"If changes be made without
approval or special exemption
1003
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:44,400
"the owner must restore the theater
to its original condition
1004
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:46,360
and then file for approval
with the city."
1005
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:49,600
This is Roger trying to control me.
1006
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:53,400
Even though we are separated
and in the middle of a divorce
1007
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,200
because he fucked the assistant.
1008
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,160
I'm sorry, baby,
but it's not like it's a secret.
1009
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:04,200
What if we just do it anyway?
1010
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,000
I mean, what are they
really gonna do?
1011
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:09,600
"Failure to comply will result
in a fine of 10,000 pounds per day
1012
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:12,120
and/or seizure of the property
by the City."
1013
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:14,480
Even if I pay the fine
1014
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:17,080
he'll find a way
to exert pressure on these people
1015
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,200
and force them to bend the rules.
1016
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,280
That's just the way he operates.
Isn't it, Victor?
1017
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:22,656
- Well, in my opinion...
- We have to go
1018
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:25,880
all the way to the top
because our freedom is an illusion.
1019
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:27,040
Yes, see when you start
1020
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:28,536
- with no rights at all...
- So who is this person
1021
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,680
we need to seduce
and get them on our side?
1022
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,080
I.e., the definition of corruption.
1023
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:35,040
Zadie, baby...
1024
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,240
you should know
that the law is useless
1025
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:42,080
when you're dealing with
entrenched male power structures.
1026
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,760
- Not all male.
- What do you mean?
1027
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:46,200
Edna Eaglebauer.
1028
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:48,880
As the chairwoman, she has the power
to grant a special exemption.
1029
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:51,280
Hey, Z, what else
do we know about Edna?
1030
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,760
Not much about her on Google.
1031
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:02,440
Housing records indicate she's
most likely single and lives alone.
1032
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:03,560
That's promising.
1033
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:06,480
She's got no presence
on social media.
1034
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:10,080
Asides her bio
on the council website.
1035
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:13,080
Check if she has a pet or a hobby.
1036
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:16,840
Not that I can tell. She's a ghost.
1037
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,040
I'll tell you what
1038
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:11,416
this bird's got to have
a heart of stone
1039
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:12,640
to shut down Swan Lake.
1040
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:15,120
Maybe, but everybody wants something.
1041
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:16,560
We just got to keep looking.
1042
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:19,200
What if she didn't even know
what she wants?
1043
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:23,560
Well, that never stopped men
from coming up with the wrong answer.
1044
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:25,520
Come on, guys, give me something.
1045
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:26,920
Victor, don't just sit there.
1046
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,680
I'll murder her for the right price.
1047
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:30,200
That might be the best idea.
1048
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:31,440
But, look, this feels like
1049
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:33,000
a woman's perspective
sort of a thing.
1050
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:35,000
Like what did you want before Miami?
1051
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,280
I just wanted to escape my life.
1052
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:40,080
But then...
1053
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:48,200
someone came along and gave me
this unexpected magical moment
1054
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:51,480
that made me remember
who I really was.
1055
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:53,320
It was like a little treasure.
1056
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:56,160
Okay, so we need
to figure out who Edna was
1057
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,880
before she became a bureaucrat
and tap into that then.
1058
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:01,200
That's it!
1059
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:40,496
- I don't understand why you don't
- I don't think...
1060
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:42,456
- want Suavemente. It's a great song.
- No. I love Suavemente.
1061
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:44,216
- It is great. I agree.
- It's a different beat.
1062
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:45,520
We just don't need it right now.
1063
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:47,520
Look, it... Look,
hear me out. It's Isabel
1064
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:49,416
- Oh, trust me. I know it by heart.
- Unicorn, Champagne
1065
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:51,056
- Sex Machine, Permission, Suits.
- And you know what's more important
1066
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:53,200
than Suavemente?
We still don't have a grand finale.
1067
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:54,320
Great. We'll make one.
1068
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:55,496
- The most important part
- It's a group number.
1069
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:56,896
- Of the whole show.
- And then everybody will dance out
1070
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:58,520
into the crowd. It'll be amazing.
1071
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:00,240
Oh, that's so random.
1072
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:02,376
- Everybody dancing in the crowd.
- Why is that random?
1073
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:03,600
We've done that already.
1074
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:06,280
It's got to be something different,
something personal.
1075
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:08,656
They're all good and personal,
and they're there for a reason.
1076
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:09,976
I don't... Why are you
doing this right now?
1077
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,240
Why are you making it, like,
we don't have a good show?
1078
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:15,920
I know. You should be dancing in it.
1079
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:18,600
You have lost your mind.
What are you talking about?
1080
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:20,096
- I'm not dancing in the show.
- Why are you saying no
1081
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:21,120
to everything I say?
1082
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:22,576
- Have you noticed that?
- I'm not saying no. I've said yes
1083
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:24,736
- on every single part of the show.
- We need something
1084
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:26,480
climactic, different
1085
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:28,240
- something personal.
- All right, I'm...
1086
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:29,400
- Give me something
- Great
1087
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:31,536
- that I don't know about you.
- Then do something personal.
1088
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:33,480
Why is it about me?
This is about women.
1089
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:34,720
You're a woman. I'm not.
1090
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:37,376
I'm not gonna be dancing in the show.
Why don't you make it personal?
1091
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:38,720
Well, do whatever you want.
1092
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:40,800
Do the thing that you and
Antonio have been making.
1093
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:43,080
It's great.
That's personal, ain't it?
1094
01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:44,760
Hey, it's your show.
1095
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:46,480
Give me something that's yours.
1096
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:47,760
Open up.
1097
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:50,200
- I did.
- When?
1098
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:51,840
The whole... This whole time.
1099
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,016
And if you haven't seen it, I don't
know what to tell you about it.
1100
01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:55,840
Well, I don't know
what to tell you about it
1101
01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:58,440
since I tried to kiss you
and you pulled away.
1102
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:00,400
You don't know how to open up.
1103
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:02,360
That's why you need the Suavemente.
1104
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:05,880
Oh! Still waiting for
passing trade, you nosy fuck!
1105
01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:08,760
Your turn, he's impossible.
1106
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:26,360
Yes, Victor?
1107
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:27,920
I did not say anything.
1108
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,016
Yeah. Yeah. You're always
saying something in your head.
1109
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:31,240
Just say it out loud, man.
1110
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:38,560
You see, the problem with Max is
she tends to overcomplicate things.
1111
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:39,840
Yeah.
1112
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:41,960
Especially when she knows
exactly what she wants.
1113
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:45,480
And she knows exactly what she wants
when it comes to you.
1114
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,480
Why do you work for her?
1115
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:54,160
You could easily work for Roger.
1116
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:56,920
She's got bigger balls.
1117
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:02,040
Listen, motherfucker.
1118
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:03,360
- I rest my case.
- Yeah.
1119
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:04,896
- You better make up your mind
- Oh, just...
1120
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:06,976
- because you're driving me crazy.
- Yeah, you're driving me crazy.
1121
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,120
What are you doing?
1122
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:09,760
Just stop.
1123
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:12,200
- Okay, just shut up.
- No, you stop.
1124
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:13,360
You shut up.
1125
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:16,360
I just want a happy ending.
1126
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:19,560
(Spanish)
1127
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:22,640
You're an insane person.
You know that, right?
1128
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:26,000
(Spanish)
1129
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:34,040
(Spanish)
1130
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:38,320
(Spanish)
1131
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:55,240
Given the debate and confusion
around the word "love" generally
1132
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:57,440
what are we to make
of the word "love"
1133
01:07:57,520 --> 01:07:59,400
in the context of dancing?
1134
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:01,720
If you love dancing with someone
1135
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:04,200
does that mean on some level
that you love them?
1136
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:07,400
What other feelings are
exchanged during a dance?
1137
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:09,760
Can you dance
with someone you don't trust?
1138
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:12,800
Should you trust someone
just because they can dance?
1139
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,320
Max and Mike weren't
thinking about this
1140
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:16,600
but they should have been.
1141
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:17,800
Stop the music!
1142
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:20,600
Stop the music! Stop the music.
1143
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:22,960
- Edna?
- Edna?
1144
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:24,840
I am so sorry, Ms. Mendoza.
1145
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:28,880
I'm so deeply sorry to each and
every one of you beautiful creatures.
1146
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:30,120
Sorry for what?
1147
01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:31,880
Height restrictions for stage risers.
1148
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:35,040
Apparently, your new stage is
three quarters of an inch too high.
1149
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:36,520
Your exemption has been denied.
1150
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:38,920
You're to shut down immediately.
1151
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:40,760
But you had already approved it!
1152
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:43,880
I got a call
from an MP's office. It's law.
1153
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:46,120
There's nothing I can do.
1154
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:49,280
Keep working.
1155
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,416
I'll take care of this.
I'll be right back.
1156
01:08:51,440 --> 01:08:52,440
Okay.
1157
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:08,760
How fucking dare you?
1158
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:10,480
You're not shutting me down again.
1159
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:11,600
Not this time.
1160
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:14,320
Max, I sincerely want
to rebuild our trust.
1161
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:17,160
In the meantime, I'm just trying
to look out for you.
1162
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:19,800
How is shutting down my show
looking out for me?
1163
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:21,240
I'm not talking about the show.
1164
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:22,376
Then what are you talking about?
1165
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:24,120
I'm talking about your judgment.
1166
01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:26,240
I'm talking
what I witnessed in the kitchen
1167
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:27,560
in front of our daughter.
1168
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:31,880
Roger, I wouldn't get into a dispute
about judgment with me right now.
1169
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:35,360
You handed my family's theater
over to a fucking stripper.
1170
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:38,760
You don't know anything about Mike.
1171
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:42,320
I know when you're being used.
Don't you see that?
1172
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:44,000
No.
1173
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:47,960
Darling, I know we're all getting old
1174
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:50,400
but I didn't know
you were so desperate.
1175
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:53,520
Fuck you! We care for each other.
1176
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:56,560
Max, have you even read
our settlement agreement?
1177
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:59,760
The language about denigrating
or harming the family brand?
1178
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:01,800
The moment that show goes up
1179
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:05,400
mother's barristers will be clawing
back every last shilling in court
1180
01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:07,160
and I won't be able to stop her.
1181
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:10,240
But if you're still too deluded
to help yourself
1182
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:12,560
please be mindful of Zadie.
1183
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:15,960
She shouldn't have to pay
the price for your fantasies.
1184
01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:22,720
Would you please stop it?
1185
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:23,800
What?
1186
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:26,120
I know what you're thinking.
1187
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,000
You're thinking,
"What was she thinking?"
1188
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:29,880
You weren't thinking, were you?
1189
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:31,040
You were falling in love.
1190
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:32,440
Oh, shut the fuck up.
1191
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:34,040
You think I don't know that?
1192
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:36,400
And don't you dare judge me.
You were not there.
1193
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:38,840
That one fucking dance...
1194
01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:41,560
changed everything in me.
1195
01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:48,400
It feels like it made me
the best version of myself
1196
01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:51,560
but everybody's laughing at me.
I'm a joke. An embarrassment.
1197
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:54,920
Not to him though.
1198
01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:58,480
He believes in me.
1199
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:00,480
And I have to go tell him
1200
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:03,600
that our show about
empowering women is dead
1201
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:05,920
because I'm so fucking powerless.
1202
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:10,360
The most frightening part is that
1203
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:11,720
I'm about to find out
1204
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:15,560
if that dance meant
as much to him as it did to me.
1205
01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:21,120
Or if I'm just
another goddamn Tuesday.
1206
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:23,240
No, you're more like
a Thursday, madame.
1207
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:27,880
Have I always been this adolescent?
1208
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:29,320
No.
1209
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,400
Only when it's raining.
1210
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:37,280
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
1211
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:38,400
One.
1212
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:39,680
Mike.
1213
01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:43,640
Jack, keep taking them through.
1214
01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:49,760
What the fuck you mean "we're done"?
1215
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:54,080
I'm sorry. I did my best,
but I failed.
1216
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:56,576
- Wait. What... All right.
- Victor will come back
1217
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:57,600
and pick you up
1218
01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:59,600
and he can arrange
a flight for you tomorrow.
1219
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:01,600
No, no, no. What happened?
This isn't you.
1220
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:03,320
What the fuck
is going on with you, Max?
1221
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:08,800
Nothing.
1222
01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:10,080
What?
1223
01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:11,440
Un-fucking-believable.
1224
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:14,520
You really are the Queen of
the First Act, huh? Holy shit.
1225
01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:20,120
You don't know anything about me.
And you don't understand anything.
1226
01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:21,680
It's Friday.
1227
01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:24,200
They wouldn't pull the plug
on us until Monday.
1228
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:25,880
But you're walking away.
1229
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:27,800
You have no show.
1230
01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:30,480
You couldn't even come up
with an ending.
1231
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:33,520
You cannot say that what we've
created so far isn't fucking special.
1232
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:35,680
You cannot say that.
I know you can't.
1233
01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:43,760
I'm sorry, but
we're gonna have to let it go.
1234
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:47,760
You'll still get paid.
1235
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:50,560
Hey! Hey, look, I don't
give a fuck about the money.
1236
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:52,360
I don't fucking care.
1237
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:54,040
Okay?
1238
01:12:54,440 --> 01:12:57,720
We're good at this and I'm not gonna
fucking just let us give up on it.
1239
01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:59,400
You're so good at this.
1240
01:13:01,480 --> 01:13:05,760
I bet you he never cared about
what you were good at. Did he?
1241
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,160
Don't let this be the end.
1242
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:58,120
- Woody!
- Lay it on me, gov.
1243
01:13:58,360 --> 01:13:59,880
I need a plumber and a ballerina.
1244
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:04,120
The princess is on a hunger strike.
1245
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:05,880
Won't even open the door.
1246
01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:07,400
What? She's not even drinking?
1247
01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:08,560
I'm afraid not.
1248
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:11,360
Did you try using
your "wise British butler" voice?
1249
01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:15,800
Trust me, I went full metal
Downton Abbey on her ass.
1250
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:19,360
And if that bloke doesn't
pull his head from his own ass
1251
01:14:19,440 --> 01:14:21,480
you'll be parented
from behind a closed door
1252
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:23,040
for months. Years, even.
1253
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:26,280
But you didn't tell her
you slipped Mike the keys?
1254
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:27,800
Please.
1255
01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:29,320
If the lawyers found out
1256
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:32,160
her careless manservant
failed to lock the Rattigan doors,
1257
01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:34,160
she'll need plausible deniability.
1258
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:35,880
If there's anything I've learned
1259
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:37,960
it's that you can't tell
people anything.
1260
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:39,720
They have to have an experience.
1261
01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:43,640
Message from Mike.
1262
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:46,440
"End is not ending.
1263
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:49,080
"Sunday at seven we roll.
The Grand Finale."
1264
01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:50,200
Let me see that.
1265
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:53,880
Crikey, it's a haiku.
1266
01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:57,200
Seventeen syllables
in a five-seven-five pattern.
1267
01:14:58,200 --> 01:14:59,920
Purely coincidence, but still...
1268
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:02,160
there's hope for him after all.
1269
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:04,960
Sounds like
Sunday's gonna be an experience.
1270
01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:06,200
Doesn't it just?
1271
01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:48,640
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1272
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:53,400
Follow me.
1273
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:06,480
Put some clothes on, Maxandra.
1274
01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:11,000
Why would I do that?
1275
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:12,360
We have to go.
1276
01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:15,680
Where?
1277
01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:17,120
You know where.
1278
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:23,760
- He didn't.
- He did.
1279
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:24,880
No, he didn't.
1280
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,200
Oh, my God.
1281
01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:30,440
Oh, my God. No.
No, it's gonna be a disaster.
1282
01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:31,520
No, it's not.
1283
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:33,120
Oh, it's going to be a disaster.
1284
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:35,040
No, no, no. I can't. I can't. No.
1285
01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:36,376
- Yes, you can.
- No, I can't go.
1286
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:37,400
Come on.
1287
01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:39,040
No, I won't go
and you can't make me.
1288
01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:40,680
Mom.
1289
01:17:42,520 --> 01:17:43,800
We have to go.
1290
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:10,600
Here you go. There.
1291
01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:11,960
Victor.
1292
01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:18,360
The rumors about the show were
a form of entertainment for some.
1293
01:18:18,840 --> 01:18:20,880
But for the two people who created it
1294
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:24,360
the terror of the opening night
could only be managed
1295
01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:26,720
by remembering
there would be no record of it.
1296
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:30,080
Only the people who were there
would ever experience
1297
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:33,640
the story of Max and Mike
as told through dance.
1298
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:35,296
There's small ships,
there's tall ships
1299
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:36,680
there're ships that sail the sea
1300
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,440
there's no ships like friendships
1301
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:39,600
so here's to you and me.
1302
01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:40,760
One, two, three.
1303
01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:42,240
Let's go.
1304
01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:43,680
We are strippers!
1305
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:02,200
All right, man.
1306
01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:03,520
- Let's go.
- Yes.
1307
01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:06,680
Break a leg, everyone.
Alex, cue one and sound. Go.
1308
01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:19,240
The light is different.
1309
01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:22,080
It's November. It's lower.
1310
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,160
Harold's worried about lunch.
1311
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:29,800
He said the menu is diabolical.
1312
01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:31,800
The menu is diabolical?
1313
01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:33,760
How can a menu be diabolical?
1314
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:35,800
Only a person can be diabolical.
1315
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:37,200
A menu isn't alive.
1316
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:39,000
Well, either way, he's worried.
1317
01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:40,320
And you're worried about him?
1318
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:41,560
I don't envy him finding out.
1319
01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:43,920
- Well, I'll tell him.
- Isabel, no. It's impossible.
1320
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:45,880
- He has to know.
- He can never know.
1321
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,200
Harold.
1322
01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:50,200
Hello, darling.
1323
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,000
Walter.
1324
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:54,160
Drinks?
1325
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:55,760
Will you still be going to Calais?
1326
01:19:55,960 --> 01:19:58,760
No. I've decided
to spend the summer here.
1327
01:19:58,840 --> 01:20:01,560
You see, Isabel is pregnant.
1328
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:03,880
Oh. Congratulations.
1329
01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:06,000
Yes. We are very pleased.
1330
01:20:06,440 --> 01:20:08,640
We are hoping
to have a son, of course.
1331
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:12,320
That way the legacy of Chuffingham
will be secure.
1332
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:15,240
And if not, we will keep trying.
1333
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:18,600
One of the benefits
of having a young wife.
1334
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:21,240
I'm sure Isabel will
make a wonderful mother.
1335
01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:22,320
No doubt.
1336
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:24,920
And of course my mother
1337
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:26,520
will be here to help.
1338
01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:28,600
Unicorn! Unicorn! Unicorn!
1339
01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:38,760
Hello, Lady Isabel.
1340
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:40,240
Unicorn?
1341
01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:44,640
Why, yes, it's me, Unicorn.
Did you call for me?
1342
01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:48,320
Yeah, but I didn't expect you
to show up out of the blue.
1343
01:20:48,520 --> 01:20:49,896
I haven't spoken
to my imaginary friend
1344
01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:50,960
since I was a child.
1345
01:20:52,960 --> 01:20:54,000
Am I okay?
1346
01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:57,760
Well, that depends on
what your definition of okay is, but
1347
01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:00,400
first things first
1348
01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:02,600
why don't you tell us
how you really feel.
1349
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:16,320
Well...
1350
01:21:19,120 --> 01:21:20,120
I don't know.
1351
01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:24,880
These two guys shouldn't be
my only two options in the world
1352
01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:26,040
should they?
1353
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:27,600
I mean
1354
01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:30,520
why do I need to feel like I choose?
1355
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:33,320
Like, it's between
the shitty rich guy
1356
01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:34,880
and the poor guy
with a heart of gold.
1357
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:36,320
I mean, come on
1358
01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:41,240
all I really want right now is
to tell these boring bags of dicks
1359
01:21:41,320 --> 01:21:43,680
to leave me alone!
1360
01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:47,640
That's right, Lady Isabel.
1361
01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:51,320
See, I'm here to tell you that
you can have anything you want.
1362
01:21:51,560 --> 01:21:53,880
All you have to do is ask.
1363
01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:55,320
What?
1364
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:57,920
Okay. Really?
1365
01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:00,520
- Really.
- Okay.
1366
01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:05,360
Well, I am a modest lady, so...
1367
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:11,160
what if all I wanted was just a guy
in a tank top and some jeans?
1368
01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:18,040
Okay, well
1369
01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:20,520
if I can have that then
1370
01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:22,240
what about a bad boy...
1371
01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:23,560
Hold up, hold up
1372
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:26,440
Who always responds to my texts.
1373
01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:30,760
All right.
1374
01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:35,200
And now,
if I can have that then...
1375
01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:40,320
a sexy CEO who pays his women
more than his men!
1376
01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:43,920
Ooh, me-ow.
1377
01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:46,120
What about a guy with a puppy?
1378
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,800
Okay, let me just swallow my saliva
1379
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:55,920
that's literally dripping out
of my mouth right now.
1380
01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:58,680
If I could have all of that,
why stop there?
1381
01:23:09,240 --> 01:23:10,320
Wait a minute.
1382
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:13,800
I can't be the only person
in this room
1383
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:15,520
to feel what I'm feeling
right now. Am I?
1384
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:16,960
No!
1385
01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:18,040
I didn't think so.
1386
01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:20,120
I can tell by the looks
on your faces.
1387
01:23:20,680 --> 01:23:23,920
Now I want every single one
of you to know
1388
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:27,000
how I'm feeling
right this very second.
1389
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:29,880
I managed to have
a little bit of everything.
1390
01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:32,880
And now, it's your turn.
1391
01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:37,120
So, by the power vested in me
through this Magic Mike
1392
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:42,160
I command thee, Unicorn,
send everything to us all
1393
01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:44,320
right now!
1394
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:30,200
Hey!
1395
01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:33,920
Single ladies! I can't hear ya!
1396
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,400
Single ladies! Make noise!
1397
01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:38,800
What's your zodiac sign?
1398
01:25:39,360 --> 01:25:41,200
What's your zodiac sign?
1399
01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:43,560
What's your zodiac sign?
1400
01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:14,600
How do you feel about
your new reality, everybody?
1401
01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:17,520
Make some bloody noise.
1402
01:26:19,480 --> 01:26:23,440
Give it up. Give it up
for these gorgeous lads
1403
01:26:23,520 --> 01:26:26,640
who busted into a sweat
just for all of you.
1404
01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:28,640
Come on, make a little noise.
1405
01:26:30,480 --> 01:26:32,640
Yeah... yeah.
1406
01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:36,800
That's what I like to hear.
That's what I love to hear.
1407
01:26:36,880 --> 01:26:40,480
A little bit of noise on this stage
doesn't go amiss, sweethearts.
1408
01:26:40,680 --> 01:26:42,200
And let me tell you one thing
1409
01:26:42,760 --> 01:26:44,160
a body at rest...
1410
01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:46,680
is a body at rest. Right?
1411
01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:48,560
Eh, you know, not bad.
1412
01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:50,680
But a body in motion...
1413
01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:58,480
There is absolutely nothing sexier
1414
01:26:58,920 --> 01:27:01,560
than a body in motion. Am I right?
1415
01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:07,240
So for our next act
1416
01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:09,600
I want you to give it up,
ladies and gentlemen
1417
01:27:09,680 --> 01:27:13,120
for the trickster prince
him bloody self.
1418
01:27:13,440 --> 01:27:18,520
Give it up, everybody,
for Mr. JD Rainey.
1419
01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:56,280
I think we should leave now.
1420
01:30:56,360 --> 01:30:57,360
Where are we going?
1421
01:30:57,440 --> 01:30:58,856
Mike said to leave
at the end of Suits
1422
01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:00,160
and return at the end of Pony.
1423
01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:01,560
Oh, yes, yes. So you go.
1424
01:31:02,160 --> 01:31:03,200
And no peeking.
1425
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:05,160
He'll be watching you.
1426
01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:09,000
Now folks, this next dance
1427
01:31:09,080 --> 01:31:11,240
is one that I'm well-acquainted with.
1428
01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:15,800
Things are about to get intimate.
1429
01:31:18,440 --> 01:31:22,360
Now, a real man isn't afraid
to act on his desire...
1430
01:31:23,120 --> 01:31:25,920
but the sexiest act of submission...
1431
01:31:26,840 --> 01:31:29,480
is asking for permission.
1432
01:33:18,720 --> 01:33:19,760
Break a leg, gov.
1433
01:33:20,120 --> 01:33:21,280
Aw, bless ya.
1434
01:33:36,240 --> 01:33:38,120
I know. I know.
1435
01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:40,600
We all want
a little bit of everything
1436
01:33:40,680 --> 01:33:42,520
all of the time. Don't we?
1437
01:33:42,680 --> 01:33:43,720
But...
1438
01:33:44,080 --> 01:33:45,320
sometimes...
1439
01:33:46,080 --> 01:33:50,800
you just want to be
everything to someone. Right?
1440
01:33:52,840 --> 01:33:54,040
Sometimes...
1441
01:33:54,960 --> 01:33:57,000
the greatest fantasy of them all...
1442
01:33:57,520 --> 01:33:59,600
is knowing that you're the only one.
1443
01:39:08,480 --> 01:39:10,880
You said to go hard,
and so I did what you said.
1444
01:39:10,960 --> 01:39:12,240
I mean, you know.
1445
01:39:12,320 --> 01:39:13,640
- Oh, God.
- We showed up.
1446
01:39:20,320 --> 01:39:21,320
That's Pony.
1447
01:39:21,400 --> 01:39:22,520
Mike said after Pony.
1448
01:39:22,600 --> 01:39:24,200
No, he just said Pony.
1449
01:39:24,320 --> 01:39:26,120
He definitely said after Pony
1450
01:39:26,200 --> 01:39:28,200
and they're still
on their ponies. Now sit.
1451
01:40:17,080 --> 01:40:18,440
Yes!
1452
01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:29,920
Come on, they're applauding.
It must be over now.
1453
01:40:30,360 --> 01:40:31,400
Very well.
1454
01:40:48,400 --> 01:40:49,760
So amazing.
1455
01:40:55,560 --> 01:40:57,040
Wait a minute. Just a second.
1456
01:40:57,640 --> 01:40:58,840
Thank you very much, Mr. Mike.
1457
01:40:58,880 --> 01:41:00,160
Very nice, my friend.
1458
01:41:18,040 --> 01:41:19,800
- You look beautiful.
- Congratulations.
1459
01:41:19,880 --> 01:41:21,600
- Huh?
- Congratulations.
1460
01:41:21,680 --> 01:41:23,056
- You did it.
- What are you talking about?
1461
01:41:23,080 --> 01:41:24,856
- We did it. Look around.
- You did it. It was amazing.
1462
01:41:24,880 --> 01:41:26,656
- All this is because of you.
- You are sublime.
1463
01:41:26,680 --> 01:41:28,520
Look, I just want you to know
I love you. Okay?
1464
01:41:34,920 --> 01:41:36,920
Wait... wait.
If you're not gonna leave him
1465
01:41:37,000 --> 01:41:38,760
I don't want this
to be more confusing.
1466
01:41:39,720 --> 01:41:40,880
It's done.
1467
01:41:41,400 --> 01:41:44,200
I'm never, ever, ever
going back to him.
1468
01:41:44,480 --> 01:41:46,880
I am free and I am broke.
1469
01:41:47,920 --> 01:41:50,400
What do you mean? You're...
What do you mean you're broke?
1470
01:41:51,120 --> 01:41:52,760
- Yeah.
- Like broke, broke?
1471
01:41:54,120 --> 01:41:55,680
I'm s... I'm sorry.
1472
01:41:55,760 --> 01:41:57,520
- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay. I don't care.
1473
01:41:57,600 --> 01:42:01,320
No, I'm... I'm just...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1474
01:42:09,840 --> 01:42:10,960
I hate you.
1475
01:42:17,560 --> 01:42:19,040
Come on, let's go.
1476
01:42:23,560 --> 01:42:27,760
No one can claim to fully understand
what exactly dance is
1477
01:42:28,120 --> 01:42:29,760
but what is abundantly clear
1478
01:42:29,840 --> 01:42:33,040
is that dance seeks
no meaning for its desires.
1479
01:42:33,440 --> 01:42:37,480
It does not value age
or status, logic or reason.
1480
01:42:37,920 --> 01:42:40,800
It is a compass orientated
only to liberty
1481
01:42:41,320 --> 01:42:43,000
not unlike the human heart.
1482
01:42:43,160 --> 01:42:45,080
I stumbled upon these wisdoms
1483
01:42:45,160 --> 01:42:48,160
when I met a lonely stripper
named Mike.